Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Ray Badran & Laura Smyth (Plan our Latitude Festival) S13E31

Episode Date: September 4, 2023

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to plan our Latitude Festival… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a flatshare slamdown!Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry Wicks recorded live at the Latitude Festival with Laura Smyth & Ray BadranWithRay Badran - http://www.raybadran.com/Laura Smyth - https://laurasmyth.com/MORE LIVE SHOWSYour favourite podcast, PAPPY'S FLATSHARE SLAMDOWN, is back at the Phoenix Pub for TWO Flatslams this October! WITH SPECIAL GUESTS  MONDAY OCTOBER 9TH: ISY SUTTIE & ELIS JAMESTUESDAY OCTOBER 10TH: ANGELA BARNES & YURIKO KOTANI (EARLY XMAS SPECIAL)All tickets available from pappyscomedy.com/livePappy’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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For alcohol, you must be legal drinking age. Please enjoy responsibly. Product availability varies by region. See out for details. Greetings, Mr. Deer, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to another exciting episode of Pappies, Flat Share Slam Down. Whoa, and it's always nice to bring you a slam down from a music festival. Love it when we get to take it on the road with one obvious exception. So this is very exciting because we got to go back to Latitude Festival, a spiritual festival home. Yeah, absolutely. I reckon if you're listening at home,

you should set up a tent and get full festival experience. That's a great idea. Get a tent up in your in your back garden or if you've not got a back garden, just stick it out in the streets and have, you know, open up a can of tube organ and really enjoy yourself. Yeah.

At the very least, a camping chair, I think the reality is open. If you've got a camping chair, open your camping chair. That's the real one. Put a warm side in one of those drink holders. Yeah. And some kind of hat. Yeah, absolutely. A cricket hat.

Something to keep the sun off or in this instance, the rain off, because we had quite a nice audience due to the weather. Quite a lot of people there were just trying to escape from the fact that it was a torrential outboring outside. Also as well, apologies to anyone who showed up thinking the show was gonna be on at 9.15. They decided in their wisdom, that actually to festival, to put the end time as the start

time in their information, in their program. I love a move. Why not? To put it up a little bit. Why not? To put it up a little bit. To put it up a little bit. You never know.

But anyway, we had a very good time. We had two brilliant guests, Ray Badrin and Laura Smith. They were absolutely superb. But before all of that, we would like to tell you about how you, yes you the listener could could come along to another flat shear slam down. In fact two live flat shear slam down happening next month, October 9th and October 10th in our other spiritual home, the Phoenix in Cavendish Square in London. Yes. We are ending the year strong and early. Getting it out the way. Yes, crucially, that's very important. These are ending the year strong and early. Getting it out the way.

Yes, crucially, that's very important. These will be the last ones we do in 2023. The Holy Shoe. Who knows about 2024? We haven't had a chat about that yet, but definitely we know these are the last ones we're going to do in 2023. So these will be the final two episodes we record this year. And boy oh boy, are they a couple of corkers?

Yes indeed. Monday October the 9th, we have got Izzie Sutty and Ellis James, who I believe know each other. Yeah, I believe they know I believe they're acquaintances. And October the 10th, everybody's favorite date for Christmas. We will be recording our Christmas special with Angela Barnes and Eureko Katani. Yes indeed. There we go.

It's an early Christmas special. We have to do it because of scheduling conflicts. So Christmas can't come in December this year, so we're gonna record our, and we've done it once before, recording a Christmas special in October, but crucially, we didn't give the audience any warning. So this time we're giving you the audience warning and warnings, Avrica, we're giving you prior warnings that this is going to be our Christmas

episode. So we will, we'll get our festive hats out, we will have the Avrica ready, we will have some decorations up, we will play some Christmas music, we will try and make October the 10th feel as close to Christmas as we possibly can. And you know what, probably Tesco will be doing the same thing. Absolutely. Tesco will have all their Christmas decorations up, you know, they shifted away all the Halloween stuff before Halloween's even happened and stuck out the Christmas trees. I reckon you should too as well. So yes, so come along to both of those. October 9th,

Izzy City, United States James, October 10th, Angela Barnes and Eureka Katani, that's our Christmas special. And all the tickets are available from papyscomedy.com forward slash live. Go there today, grab your tickets. Otherwise, strap in under your camping chair, crack open the two-borg and enjoy this episode. Tom Ben! What is the Matthew? Now, one of you two has got to organise our trip to the Latitude Festival Head and Park Suffolk. I cannot wait to miss pulp because I'm working but be 100% available for pound on a teeny

Sadie night headlight there you've got to hold it back for Saturday night You've got to hold it back because while we put pulp on the Saturday night. There are either worse band in the world Anyway Tyler you've not missed George Ezra I will be righty shotgun but first, he tell me. Tell me why. You're unwilling to organise our trip to the Lachid Festival. Oh, well, it's not going to be me, Matthew, because I actually,

I looked at the class finder and I couldn't find the class. Anywhere, I've got bad news to you, Joe's drummer. Whoa! He's up top, baby! So, listen, what about you, Tom? It's not going to be me, because you're staying in my tent tonight. Yes, I am unfortunately. And last night I weed in my tent. Work of a four o'clock in morning and just pissed everywhere.

Is that genuinely true? Genuinely true. Okay, well that's, that is both new and bad information. There's only one way to sell this. You know how close it, right, from my tent? That's what I mocked up the piss with. I touched those. Anyway, I was going to bring it back in there. So sodden. Anyway, there's only one way we're going to have to settle.

There's two problems to settle. But the one we're going to settle with is Fatshek Stanton. And it's organised a trip to Latitude. And there's only one way we're going to settle this. What? I'm going to have to have a flat chest land down Hello and welcome to flat chest land down Standing a motion this early in the gig. We're not the coax. Take your seats guys.

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I like it. I like it. I like it. I don't really mean that, folks. I'm the host of Landlord Matthew Crossby. Let's meet the boys I'll be sharing the two and a half birth with tonight. I've just found out full of peace. It's Tom Perry and Benedict Claw.

Hey, your seat. Take the stone. Take the stone. Put your tops back on, but you can't organize our festival joint on your own guys. Who have you brought with you to manhandle your guy ropes tonight, Tom? Well, Matthew the Jamboree's in danger. Oh, no. Yeah, I know, but don't worry.

Well, basically, to help me out, I've invited Laura Smith. Laura Smith is here. Laura, thank you so much for coming on the podcast today. Very welcome. It's great to have you here. Now, what kind of a person are you to live with? What kind of a flatmate are you? Well, I definitely leave the tent for a piss. You're already a match better that made them spot. Anyone else here? That's a strong spot. A real lady is there described, yeah. I feel like I've all gone lardy dark.

You've changed, mate. I'm in to the relatable. Where's your every woman persona? No, it's gone. It's about at the window. The rest of these people are swimming in their own piss, even as we speak. I'm the boss. The rest of these people are swimming in their own piss, even as we speak.

LAUGHTER I'm the boss. That's not sort of like, mate. I'm on the boss. You're the boss in the house. Yeah, well, I've only ever lived with my kids. There's only people I've ever shared. You went straight from living with your parents to being the parents, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

We do in East London, so the... LAUGHTER But now I've got an adult in my house that I go to birches and adults, so I'm struggling with that. How old is your adult? She gave birth to an adult. Yeah. Oh, I'm looking fantastic for it.

I'm not quite as struggled with the steps, but the... LAUGHTER The... It's mad that you're able to leave the tent to piss if you can burst an adult. I'll say that. I'm pissing right now. They're all pissing right now. I think I'm... We're all pissing right now.

That guy is by the look on his face. Get a bucket and a mop. No, the, yeah, 20 years old. That's tough. She's 20 years old. I'm patronised by someone I go birth to. And she can't even book her own address and appointment. Just for a photo.

That's where I'm at. So I don't know. I'm learning compromise. And what kind of stuff? Like, how does she chief you? What kind of stuff does she say to you that is like, patronizing to you? I should get just really weird if you eat something

in the fridge that she bulls. You know, like she forgets the boredom logins on the roof over her head and the wife via the double bed. Yeah, so things like that. And she's got a nice knack of, yeah, doesn't want to eat what I've cooked, but then beautiful clean kitchen, that's when she's cooked kitchen. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know what, those sort of things. Just making a bit of toast into the whole things I've f***ed right now. Oh, f***, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. You know what? I've not met him before, but f*** her. Seriously. I don't know what it is about her.

She gives you the right answer. I'm pretty cool, yeah. Well, thank you for coming on the podcast. Laura Smith, everybody. Yes. Clarke, here's you brought with you this week. I have bought my bats and coach Ray Badrass. Ray Badrass. Hello, Ray. Hey, man. Hey, thank you for coming on the show. What are you like to live with?

I've been on a fantastic housemate. To start it, I'm a delivery plus member, which is helping out everyone. Oh. Yes, please. I'm a delivery driver. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, can we wrap this up? I've got a piece of deliver.

I'm a pretty good over, I've lived in my partner for a long time, with myself, with some friends. Been pretty ageing going, doing pranks. Now we're talking. What have been your top pranks? What's your top prank you've ever played? I did the best prank, and this is, we did it collectively. We were renting an apartment and we had a house inspection and the person for the estate agency sent a letter over saying they're coming to inspect the property on this date

and she signed up her name. She had quiet, quiet, quiet evening time. So what we do was we look to her on Instagram and then we download pictures of that and put them in frames. And then we downloaded pictures of it and put them in frames. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Oh my god! LAUGHTER That's amazing! Yeah, she didn't fight as funny as ever.

LAUGHTER We got pretty pretty funny stuff. LAUGHTER But yeah, I'm funny in principle, I guess. Right, back to everybody. Great to have principal, I guess, yeah. Ray back to everybody, great to have you on the show, Ray. APPLAUSE Well, we have definitely met our guests.

Let's find out who's 10th peg for greatness as we play. Round one! Oh! MUSIC I spent four hours on the 812 to get here and now I'm feeling so tight I need a camping chair you know it's rude to stand at my thinning head making noise as we're getting up from the ground saying I was into these guys the first time round Got it, plugs for sound Is there a lure round?

Real Q2 eyes for a coffin talking about the time I gave my headlight hair Hoping Jonathan piaing stuidly A pole from his head Is there a toilet bed? You would leave all of this here Is there a toilet being? All they all do, all they all do I'm not a cheater, I'm not a cheater He sets up a booth, he's a fool, he's a fool

He takes expensive expensive food from way through the air All they all do, he's a fool I'm not a cheater, I'm not waiting for you Yeah All the old dead see what it's I'm not a chill I'm not a chill When you're in the You're on the podcasting stage Let's see you Yeah

You're in the wake if you're in old dudes I'm not a chill You're in the set of all shit You're here with your grandkids Yeah, no shame in it I've lied and she's got your cap and stools in here She's got some ocean You hear when you're drunk, he's a yes best No shame in it Oh, all we all do is just don't go in I've lied and she's never lied to you You're the reason you're a rage of the podcasting state

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Anyway, on with the first round, which is called Crash Finder. I'm going to give each player four things you might encounter at the Latitude Festival. You have 90 seconds to get your teammate to guess these four things. Use it only sounds and noises. No full words, one point for each correct guess, but I will deduct a point for every full word or overly helpful gesture. OK, sounds and yeah, I was going to say,

is there a difference between a sound and a noise? You'll discover it as you play them out. Oh, and my friends. All right, all right. Tom as you play the round by friends. All right, all right. Tom, you're gonna go first. Yes. Sounds and your noises.

Crucially, no full words or gestures. All right, there are your four latitude-related things. Okay? Now, you've got 90 seconds on the clock. Laura. God. Laura, you are, you're guessing. Okay.

Okay, from now on, Perry, only sounds or indeed noises. Do you understand? Yeah. Tom. Ah! But God's sake sounds or noises. That's one point deducted. It's, right. Perfect. Perfect stuff. That's what it works. Boy, it's probably work. That's what it works. Boy and boys probably work.

You know what, boy and his, you know, boy and his two. You know, it's the sticky-ish you have onomatopoeia, very early on, in this already unwieldy round. I'm going to allow boying. Yeah, thank you. Allow it. Thank you. The front row. The judge in the front row.

You're going to be the educator. You can be our VR. OK, VR ourselves. Okay, so 90 seconds on the clock, you've got four things, Laura you're guessing, You hammered a tent in. No, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Oh Tom that's it. That's the only helpful gesture, but this, at the, currently it's very, very hard this round. Your bowly nose and steps. B-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong,

b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, b-bong, Yeah, it's playing the b-bong, drum, so I think the third of a point for that. Okay. Oh, no, that's good. Grrr. Grrr. Grrr. Get in the envelope. What ever balloon that?

I think you might do it a festival. No, it's balloon, it's doing balloon. Not doing balloon, it's day day. Grrr. Oh. Oh, I'm putting the dot. Okay. Oh The third one please on you've got

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OK, now Ray, here are your four latitude things. No more four words, no hand gestures. All right, nervous. Ben, you're guessing those things. Your 90 seconds begins now. Oh, OK, guessing those things, your 90 seconds begins now. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay. Australian. Again, that is a very much a helpful hand gesture. No, sorry, I do that when I make that noise.

These are all words. I'm not going to do it to every single one, but I think we're did actually one point. Pump it up an airbag. Yes, correct. There we go. Oh man, we're in sync right now. Okay. Shitting. Oh my god. So we got, yes.

It's correct, two points. Easy. Okay, okay, okay. I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, I was making you have separated them into words I said to be to be yeah they're always Six words adopted up. No! Oh, rain! Wait, wait, we're all up. We're on negative three. So you're just doing... Got ten seconds left. Okay. Um... Was it theatre?

Yes. Okay. Right, Badger and Ben Clark, everybody. Wonderful. We're going so well, you know? I feel like I should move one collectively, not for the six, you know, for my outbreak. I'm sorry, Ray Ray you scored four points

But you lost seven during that round. It's not oh my god It's not it's not a great start But it was it was very very impressive the way you played the game if I Also a very moving performance of Hamlet Thank you. Thank you very much. If you want to see Ray Badger and Hamley, he'll be on till one this evening If you want to see Ray Badger and Samley, he'll be on till one this evening. So correct. Laura, it's your turn. Four things, 90 seconds, no words on mine.

Tom, you're guessing, do each other proud, your time starts now. Pfft. Playing table tennis. Pfft. Watch those hands, Laura. Pfft. Pfft. Pointing, 10 pegs in.

It's correct, yes. There we go, that's a point. Um. Oh. Walking, walking in mud. Shitting yourself. And farting. Oh.

If you're in the right territory Tom. Oh, you're in a portaloo. There we go. Yes. DJing. Yeah. I've been to that to your point for the hand. The hand gesture was way too helpful there, but yeah, you can...

Oh no. Having sex. Thinking, thinking. Being, being sad. Being sad. What's in the cougs? You watch out the cougs. Being hung over. Having a come down.

Tired. It's freaking out. You're in fact bad. You're not having a come down tired freaking out you're bad yeah bad you're not you want having a bad trip yeah oh with time to spare with time to spare finally you drown the pause there for Laura that was good that was really good really really good that's not why my festival in 10 seconds. Yes. Finally, Ben, here are your four things, Ray. What is Ben trying to tell us through grunts and squarks alone?

90 seconds starts now. I have a 10, I open up a sleeping bag. And then, it explodes. Yeah, an exploding tent. Well, yeah, okay, you open up your tent. Yeah, yeah. And everything falls out. Oh, the stuff coming out. It's a particular type of tent he's opening right now. What the fuck? It's a proper tent.

There we go. Exploding tent. I've tried to explode in tent myself actually. Is it one of your pranks? Yeah. Okay, never prank yourself. Is that not going to marry? On your birthday, baby.

To your birthday. To your birthday. Oh, yeah, I got it. Okay. Oh yeah, I got that. Okay, okay. Okay. Can you do that again? Birthday drinks or something?

I think I fucked it with the birthday thing. Okay, no drinks. Let's give it, let's give it. Let's give it a go. You've got three seconds left. OK. Oh. Oh, god. Someone.

Someone. That's not about a one-of-salt check. Yeah. I'll give you half a point. It's a mic feedback. So I'll accept a sound check. Well, I'll give half a point to the audience. By the way, is that Megan Benz partner? Yeah. Well, I'll give half a word to the audience. Was that, by the way, is that Megan, Ben's partner?

Yep, Megan, come on, let your man have a bit of fun on his own. LAUGHTER Now, between Ben and his family, we'll get through this. LAUGHTER You guys are going to bring your family to help you out? It's your own fault, guys. OK, at the end of that round, producer Gwyn, what are the scores?

Well, I couldn't really work out what if you minus a third and a half. So, Tom and Laura have two and a half, about a really half minus 0.5. Congratulations. We're not the flier. We're at a 3D point away from there. That's not too bad at all. If they're a full sentence, so they're taped. So Tom and Laura are in the lead,

but we all know the pitfalls of going too hard to sooner or festival. They're still having to play for in part 2. See you in a bit! Welcome back! Oh, it's an interval! We missed you guys! Yeah, fucking hours of wild interval. What a great thanks we did! We all ate and we watched the coos together.

It was a wild time. Before the break, Tom and Laura were in the lead. The scores haven't moved. Paolo Littini is still the saturday night headline and nothing has changed. So let's play Round 2, it's flat game! Yes! Let's play together!

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I'm going to ask each player to sing to the tune of a banger from one of the festival's headbinders about a famous hat wearer, a famous hat wearer. Your teammate has to guess which milliland botherer you are singing about. Ben, you are up first oh god so here we go now of course Ben you're going to be singing about a hat wearer yeah to the tune of a famous cook song yes we've gone for she moves in her own way Ray you're guessing yes as always we've got DJ Quinney Panamar on the decks so famous hat wearer yeah she moves in her own way. Gwen, hit it please. Oh there are good bands.

She wears a hat and her skin is green and she is a naughty lady. Oh, she can go. She flies on a broom, and she works around, and she got a cheap lift in a yellow road. Yellow road, baby. Oh, and then she comes down with a catacetic and a piano falls on her head. You shouldn't fuck with her Because she's a witch fan And if you look, you will be dead Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah she's a witch

And she wears a white hat Can you say, oh, oh, oh, and if you're best with her It's gonna, you look like a fucking swat Can you say, which Ben, go, everybody Oh, now Can you? What? Give me a slight witch. Ben Clark, everybody. Oh! Now... Can you?

Now, I... Yeah, Tony Ratsy, you're right. He did say witch in the song, but Ray Badron guessed it with about three seconds into it. You know, it's like... Three seconds in, you got it. So, absolutely correct. It was, of course. The wicked witch.

The wicked witch of the Wences, correct. I don't have a full name, actually, but yeah. Uh, then there's the good witch, and she's just the wick and wicks, doesn't get her first name. But, uh, but yeah, actually corrects her 1.2 to Ray, but we've got to give points for performance. What are we thinking, guys? It's got to be the full ten, hasn't it? It was gorgeous. 10 points. You guys have spent too long listening to the cooks.

The bar is a lot. LAUGHTER So 10 points there. 10 points to Ben. 1 points to Ray, a fantastic round. Laura, you are up next. You're bringing some summer vibes, and it really feels like it, with a little bit of George Ezra's Shotgun. Oh, yes.

Tom, name the hat wearer, DJ Quinn, spin those vinyl burrays. Four. Uh-oh. Yes, that's right. Right, yeah. The bull and the palace were in red. He got a big fat hat made out of a bed. Oh! He's outside the palace with some big guns. He's not allowed to smile. He's weird.

They did a changing of them. We'll go and see it for no reason. I'm doing something hard. He's in the next, and the London. You still be the queen I said he went his bed and it's a big hat I'm done in cheer Laura spit everybody, Laura spit

You know what? Points for performance, I guess Laura, the song's already a fucking band up, but you took it to new levels there. LAUGHTER I'll give you 11 out of 10. Oh! I fucking loved it.

Now, Tom. Now, can you tell me who was Laura singing about, though? That's the question. I thought he was padding to bear. You thought it was padding to bear? He famous words are had with the old marble example he stands outside the palace sometimes I absolutely I thought it was King Charles yeah I don't think it sees with those no who is it is it the King's guard the people who were the big

Easter sensory guard is absolutely correct one point to Tom another points to Laura a fantastic round there now, we're over to Rey. Now Rey, as a... I'm very nervous about this. As a... As a sheffield boy, born and raised. Yes. We're giving you Pops, common people. Yes. Okay.

A huge banger from a headliner that, of course, I was working and missed. But I've heard they weren't that great anyway, so it's not a big deal. Here's your hat where I've been. weren't that great anyway, so it's not a big deal. Here's your hat wearer Ben, who is racing you about? DJ Quinn, hold me, thrill me, kiss me, drill me. He comes from Neverland It's missing his right hand Oh yeah Oh yeah You wanna throw him into the The lightning beta pan

Oh yeah. I want to pay a kid forever. I've never learned to, but there's this main guy there. And he's gotten a hand and that's pointing to him there. He makes me scared. I want to go. I want everyone either. I've got a weird no-hand there. He makes me scared.

I want to be a kid forever, I wanna go out and play everywhere. Oh yeah. Change what the main sky, the kids hide in many skis and really going on We do the whole song Right back there, right back Did it work? I want to go to the middle line Get on your feet! Get on your feet! Let's go!

Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I want to be the best kid forever! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Oh yeah! I can't remember!

I can't remember! Okay, that's great! Okay, stay back everybody! Stay back everybody! I've been talking to that a con can't help you mate, I really can't. I've got to say, a few things, firstly, you've had your festival moment, congratulations. Secondly, I've been way too generous with the point so far, because where else can I go but give you 12 points?

Because where else can I go but give you 12 points? But Clarke, for a bonus one point, who was Ray Badron singing about there? That was amazing. It was amazing. It was 13 points out of 10. But I've got no idea. Captain Hook! It was Captain Hook! Finally Tom. Tom, it's your old nemesis Palo Littini. Palo! With pencil... The backlash starts here. With pencil full of legs.

Oh, my God. But Laura, who is Tom singing about DJ Gwynne now hats what I call music? Play it! Okay. Fuck it out. Tom singing about DJ Quinn now hats what I call music play it I got a drink, I got a dutch, walk around the stage and I left for a lake, I drive fast cars, I wear a big hat, I dance around, I get to these feet of that mountain, I don't like it a lot, I used to be big in the 90s now, not, I went out with Denise for an outturn, I drive for our ease all the time I like saying can he pay the madame is something else I like doing thoughts of shit and nothing's gonna keep me down I was the big in the 19's, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad, bad I used to have a really big hat, that's a rounder and love all that

I drive for our ease and he's found out that nothing's gone, keep me down, that's enough. Yeah, that's not parry, that's not parry. I'm not going to lie to you folks, I didn't hear a fucking word of that. So Laura, if you get this, I'm going to give you three points. Did you not hear? He said, I'm going to give you three points. Did you not hear it? He said, I'm joking. LAUGHTER That's my appetite for power and it's TV, actually. Yeah.

You know, Tom, the last round was noises and sounds. This would be worse. LAUGHTER JK from Jamaica. Yeah! CHEERING To you. To three points, Laura, they're for a a correct answer and a whopping six out of 10

for Tom for the song. That's fair, that's fair. That's only fair is it's only fair. Now for something that sounds a lot like an on-site food truck but smells a lot like brother Yes indeed it's beef brothers where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share based beef and today's one comes from Oliver who is in the audience. Oliver, are you there? I'll produce it ever. Big round of applause for him on the way to Oliver here. APPLAUSE Oliver, how are you, mate? Oh, I'm all right.

Yeah, great. Thank you for coming along. And thank you for your beef. For the rest of you here, this is Oliver's beef right now. Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver right now. Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver!

Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! Oliver! I love a bit of RG Bargit. I can't really tell. Absolutely adore it. Laura, that is a real tonic in the afternoon. LAUGHTER Oliver writes, My flatmate cooks, but the portions are very small. Whoa.

Whoa. Oh, fuck it. Stay down, guys. Chill out. Let's hear this full beef. The portions are very small, and he never gives me second helping. Wow!

Please sir. We found out what the latitude audience really give a shit about. I said it yeah. Food. It's basically a food festival now, isn't it? Please sir, gonna have some more. Oliver. Now I'll tell you now. Very, very not.

I've lovely been a business. The gorgeous bit of business from Oliver there. Ben and Ray, you are on Oliver's side Yes, mate Tom and Laura you are on the side of the flatmate Yeah, two questions. Firstly, are they here? They're not here. What's their name? Are you happy? So they're name? They are fictitious characters their fictitious characters What their name. They are fictitious characters. They are fictitious characters. What? It's not a real This is bad news. This is bad news. This is bad news.

Literary quote might be appropriate. Well, it wasn't, mate. So... This is sort of bad news for this round, which relies on... I'll start asking you questions about your fact share situation. But... Oh, hang on. Oh, you've got one. Yeah, my... You know what? Hold tight. You're not mics currently.

Oliver, it was a lovely bit of business. We all enjoy this. You know what, I'll take you, you're not mics currently. Oliver, it was a lovely bit of business. We all enjoyed it. You absolutely suck at these, these three earnest fools here. It's like, haven't they many ran with it? Yeah, exactly. Is your name, can I just ask,

your name's not even Oliver, is it? I'm not, I'm not. Oh, it is Oliver, okay, well, okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, fuck you Oliver. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And that's my real name. Kelly is your real name. Okay. Okay, Kelly. Kelly. Kelly, listen, we're flying blind here. Kelly, talk us through your beef with your flatmate.

Two questions before we begin. Are they here? No. What's their name? Kima. Kima. Okay. Let's see you know.

Lovely. You're a great dog. Kima said, and lovely stuff. Lovely. Oh, my God. Kima said, then, lovely stuff, guys. Really, really good. Holy, holy, holy. What is your beef with Kima? She brings in birds most days.

Oh, wait, is she a cat? No, she's a cat. Is that a cat? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Okay, we are in a slightly sticky situation because we Yeah, go on is that it was there was there one that was like sort of half good We'll currently take half good You know what is there anyone else? It's not terrible. There we go, that's not terrible. It's not terrible, guys. Yours is what?

Real. Yours is real, but... It's like human. It's like human being. A real human. Let's get there, let's get there, let's get there. OK. Emma, get to the middle of the road.

We've got something about a real human. It's a real human, everyone. A real human being. Wow. OK. Kiwis are not necessarily for a cat, they're by the way. all right? What's your name by the way? Cheepetto fuck you mate Seriously not now I've had it up to here

What's your name Lydia Lydia Lydia Lydia everyone Lydia Lydia have you met Lydia? Thank God. Lydia, what is your beef with your real genuine human being flat-mate situation? So, me and I live with my parents because my house sort of fell apart. And? Already it's good. This is what we're talking about, I agree.

Your house collapse, your thoughts with your wife to go and live with your parents. Okay, here we go. We'll be back in and, obviously it's really lovely of you to let us come back. Yeah, very generous. But, my mum doesn't like us putting anything in the recycling bin. Oh, now we're talking, yeah. Is she anti-recycling? No, she's mum, she's not anti.

Wow, wow. A real mixed bill for that lovely thing. I love that thing. They're not taking on anything. Okay, yes, she does it like recycling. She's more than us to put things in recycling bin because she needs the whole bin for her recycling because she has so many Amazon packages.

Oh, she's got a shopping addiction, though. And she's giving money to Bezos, of course, right? Okay, this is all over the internet, but there's a... She's spreading the love around, okay. So we're not supposed to put things in the recycling bin, so at the moment we take all of our recycling in the car with us. 25 miles? Wait, wait, wait apart. That is correct. No. What? What? What?

Lydia, how do we miss you? That's the fucking beef. That's how you do it. That's a beef. Kelly, all of the fuck you, listen. That's how you do it. Lydia, thank you so much. Kelly, I'm a fuck you, isn't it? Not saying do it. Lydia, thank you so much. Well, I can tell you now, Ben and Ray, you're on Lydia's side.

Yeah, we are. Laura, you are on the side. What? You are on the side. Of our TV cyclical. No, you're on the side of Kelly weirdly. What is your mother's name? Judith. Judith.

I can't remember if it's your real human. Real? That's really important. It's not a cock-a-span you're anything like that. Okay, good. So, we've got Lydia on one side, Ben and Ray on Lydia's side, Judith's side, of course, Tom and Tom and Laura. Let's have a little cross examination. Any questions

you guys would like to ask? We'll start with Ben and Ray. Any questions you guys would like to ask of Lydia. And actually your wife is here as well Lydia. What's your wife called? Cecilia. Cecilia. Pleasure to have you here. So we've got Cecilia, Lydia. Any questions you want to ask of either of our friends here tonight? Yeah, what's your, what's Judith ordering? What's her vibe? Yeah. What's her addiction? Both kitchen items?

Not a recycling bin, though. Yeah. No. Kitchen items to feed her daughter who's moved back into her hat. Alright, alright, alright, alright. That, right. All right. All right. All right. Yeah, that's that's your That's your that's your that's your We're right on that we do buy our own food And a lot of it's plants by light

Right, okay But I suppose Amazon that's place for all the plants. Because it's a rain forest guys. No, they can't. Come on guys, I know it's like, come on. We're in the art section. Yeah, for a reason. Any other questions for Lydia and Cecilia?

Are you saying there's nowhere to recycle between your mom's house and 25 miles away with you still here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there not a saying breeze of car park that you can just dump it? No, they're like, oh, I dumped. Yeah. We do take some things to like, nearer places,

like, take like the glass, glass. My don't know where else you would take it. I'm not sure if there isn't somewhere nearer, but that's what we've been doing. Yeah, okay. I think that's think you've been there since March. And how long is the building work meant to be going on for? I mean, it was about three months. So when did she start being snarky about the recycling?

Was it the past the time you were meant to leave? Yeah. Is that what happens? Like day three. Oh, day three. Oh day three. But you were saying the rest is really lovely. Yeah, so much, but it's really lovely, but the result is an issue. Any further questions for Liddy before we start the cases?

Any questions from Ray, from Ben, from Tom? Is it just your mom and her own? I've got to get into it. You've got to get into it. So my dad lives in the house, but he isn't a problem. I'm going to make the best idea of it. Okay. So, that's hopefully enough information for our team to make their cases.

So without further ado, I call upon Ray Badron. Now remember, you are on Lydia's side, okay? You have one minute to begin your case. For the prosecution, your minute begins now. Can I, oh, no, I'm using it one minute. So I'm prosecution on the Lydia's side. You're a Lydia's side. Against the...

Against Judith, yeah, yeah. Against the mother. Yeah, your time starts now. Why should you recycle? Yeah, yes. You should recycle. It's just the right thing to do. I don't know why you're not recycling.

I'm driving 25 miles, which is potentially works for the environment than not recycling these items. I don't know. I don't know. I'm flandering here. I need to call a witness. Now, yeah, look, I've been living here for a while and now I'm... I lost my case. Oh, there we go. The old I've been living here for a while I rest my case. Well, there was an opening case from my point of view. Okay, well, right back to everybody.

I think the problem that we have here is that Lydia's case is basically open and shut, but Laura, you have a minute to state your case for Judith. Okay. Tell us why Judith is in the right. is basically open a shut, but Laura, you have a minute to state your case for Judith. Okay. Tell us why Judith is in the right, your minute begins now. Well, I think this is clearly not about recycling, that this is about your mum's panic, that any compromise on her recycling and waste will be a compromise on her shopping,

which is clearly a coping mechanism she's used during the emptiness syndrome. I didn't even realise your dad lived there, so she's used during the emptiness syndrome. I didn't even realize your dad lived there so she's obviously not getting much kind of validation and satisfaction from that spare part and I think that she's really defending a psychological coping mechanism that she has and equally she you've gone on with your life you've got matching hoodies you've got wife and I've been actually what she's saying is don't you get too comfortable here? You've got to check what a build is to do in 25 miles down the road because I've done my time,

you've rimmed up a dry now, you're not ruining me with a cycling box. Thank you very much. Woah. Woah. No one expected the case we turned around so I'm so deadly. I'm so glad you mentioned the matching hoodies. Yeah. Someone had to. So Lydia and Cecebea, how did it just going so far? I don't like waiting for it.

He's doing his best. He's working pro bono for good's for God's sake. Right, well let's see if you like your second lawyer. The second prosecution is of course Ben Clark, Ben you have a minute to state your case for Cecilia and Lydia, your time starts now. Yes, well the tricky thing here is I had lots of stuff on the small portions of food beef, and I really focused my time and energy on that, and from that point on, I kind of shut down. It wasn't really listening, and now I'm just itching to get over to Pound owner Teeney. So I don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing right now, but honestly, I think that's your mum. Let's face it, it's a terrible human being.

Wow, wow, wow. I know, I know she's bought you in at your time of need. You and your partner, and that is a great thing to do. But also, let's face it, what if I could be? I could, I could be? I can't, I can't, but honestly I just think you've got, you've got to get rid of your mum man, she's a bad luck, you've got to get rid of your mum. She's a bad head. Three seconds. And also you've got to have good portion sizes when you're playing. OK, yeah, yeah, let's do that. Bank card, everybody. Bank card. APPLAUSE

Finally, Tom, you're going to conclude the case for the defence. Are you going to do it as yourself? No, I'm going to do it in the style of a deep-sized defence lawyer from a John Grishon model. Oh! Yes! Mr. Fan Shaw Standard. Fan Shaw Standard presiding and providing your minute.

Should you need it begins now? Ladies and gentlemen, after Dureen, I recognize you from around town. Yeah, I saw you in the queue for the bakery. Listening to those damn dear lawyers there from a big city with their fancy words. Hey, lad, on up round here, we simple folk, okay? We like things nice and easy here.

Listening to that dear, Lydia Storrick, I kinda got me thinking about that time, you'll probably remember. Old farmer Stan John, Stan John. Farmers Stan John. What's your name again? What's that? What's your name? Fancy's that? What's your name?

Fanshawe Stagg! Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. There was Farmer Stand John and Fanshawe Stagg. Probably remember Farmer Stand on, live down the road there. Once upon a time he bought himself a new hat. Hell, he was the talk of the town. Check out the big potato there, strolling around

What you're doing with that half-farm stand John? Did you have an answer? Could it be Leehole? Y'all probably remember that Easter where he left his in the sun garden for no good reason Good line story Sean a cat now lives in For no good reason! Good lunch, StoryShort! A cat now lives in that house! And so the defence rest, Jon! The defence rest, everybody! Can I just ask, is there a tiny bit of sound, please?

Is there a Saudi bit of sound, please? Is there a sound, yes, I agree. Can I get... I can't see the back of the arena, but it's... Oh, it's packed. It's absolutely packed. Is there a band playing at the back of the room? It feels like there is. Now, I obviously can't make the decision myself, as I'm too mashed up on all the free drugs and snogs that our sponsors gave us before the show. So instead, I'm calling upon our latitude audience.

If you think that Ray and Ben and therefore Lydia and Cecilia is in the right, I would like you to applaud now. But if you think Laura and Fan Shaw and therefore Judith is in the right. Please applaud now. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh god damn! Ray and Clarky, I demand the recount. No, I think we've had our recounts.

That was yours to lose. A big thanks to Lydia and Cecilia, big round of applause for them. How do you think it went, guys? I think what we've learned is that Judith is always right. Judith is always right. Judith is always right. Now, before the final round, a quick sponsor read, Love Drugs. Love Copping Off his Strangers. Make sure that you try Coppingig Office Strangers whilst on drugs.

Before the end of your Lachewed Festival experience sponsored by Bartley Card. In fact, I think that's what I'm off to do right now, what you enjoy this. It's the round back of news really quick Which is why it's always so amusing that it has a long introduction. It's the greatest joke. It has a long introduction, though the round is really quick. It's a shame that this jingle goes on for such a long time Because we're really key to get this all done We want to go and listen to bands There's a lot of good bands playing now

And they scheduled us at the same time It's a real shame One of those bands is young fathers They're on right now In the BBC tent you should go and watch them They're better than this Believe me The God he has described the master best

Live band in the UK At the time said you have simply gone to see the wise everyone still here. I wish I was still here, I wish I was watching there Up at the sunrise arena there's also the band-worm doucheur The enemy said there un-missable life and yet you're missing them I wish I his listening to them, instead of listening to this. They're a really great band, and your fathers are a great band too. And then on the main stage, there's also power on the team. Maybe this jingle isn't all bad.

In fact, this is quite good. Maybe we should contact blessings Anyway, it's time that we got things started Let's try and be as good as your father's or warm to share Let's make the rock and' to go out on a high So here it is, starting soon enough Just after I've had finished this introduction Here it goes, it's time to crack

Oh, here it is goalies fly around. We have the goalies fly around. Yes. Yes. This is indeed the quick fire round. And as we're here at the Lattitude Festival, we'd like you to insert your answer into the name of the festival.

All the answers will be two words. And I would like you to give your answer like this. La, first word, t, second word, chewed. For example, if the answer was flat shell slammer you see la, flat shell, t, slam down chewed. And let's see if we can't have a bit of fun with that guys. So instead of buzzers, I'd like you to shout out your first names, Ben and Ray, let's hear yours. Ben, Ray. Tom and Laura. Tom and Laura.

Off we go. In football, what is the name of the three goals being scored by the same player? Ben, La Hat, T-Trick, Jude. It's correct. What are the initials of the phrase carbon copy? Right, Ray. Black, se-t-e-t-e-t-t-t. It's correct. What are the initials of the phrase carbon copy? Right, right. Black, seat, seat, seat, seat, seat.

It's correct. What receptacle would you brew English breakfast in before pouring it into a cup? Right. I forgot my name. I'm so sorry Laura, I have to give it to Ray. I'm so sorry. I don't know what you shouted out there, but Ray shouted his actual name. It has to.

My backs against the wall here, mate. I have to give it to Ray. I should have said Ray as well. Yeah, well, I'll say. There we go. You know what? That's great sportsmanship to shout someone else's name out. It's in a year old.

Ray will be all over this. Ray, gone. Latte, tea, pot, juice. It's any hero right all over this right gone that T Part It's correct name the Australian tennis player right Ray Yeah

Maybe I'll try to explain who climb his other stands after winning the night 87 single start the Wimbledon Ray 1997 yeah Australian I'm gonna say that's I just thought the Wimbledon Ray. 1997. Yeah. Australian. I'm going to say, Lact, Pat, T, Cash, Tew. It's correct! Woo! Let's see if you can't do them all.

What is the name of the animated Ray? The animal! You've done after finishing it. It's not it. It's not it. Your Ray. Okay. Hit me with your best shot, baby. I'm gonna go Peppa T pick the tube. Yeah, I'm afraid I can't give you the point

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A melee malpriced spot. I'm going to the pool next year. Go and see Laura if you get a chance. Go and see you ready if you get a chance. Ray, I expect to see Laura on the bill next Thursday. So thanks to all of you guys for watching. There's always check out our Patreon. Patreon.com, forward slash, happy splash share. Like, subscribe, rate and review our podcast.

So, for you to quit, let's hear the final scores. OK, so it was level going into the last game. Oh! I feel like I'm feeling the last game. The scores are... Yeah. Tottenora, how 20 and a half. A bit of a break.

How 30 and a half. So Tom and Laura are all glowsing our lats to use. Whilst Ben and Ray are copying off of each other whilst on a helicopter of your friends and mine, Drugs sponsored by Bartlett Card. Thanks to our guest Laura Smith. Yes. Ray Badrend. Give a huge round of applause to yourselves.

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young fathers. Oh my God, yeah. That's what we did immediately after us, isn't it? Oh wow, I watched a bit of young fathers. I had a brilliant time. I say one thing as well, you know the tent that I slept in, the tent that you had we weed in Tom, which I think is in the body of the episode. The weed tent. For some reason, at no point, once I heard that you'd weed in that tent, I think, well, I should make other arrangements. I tried another place to sleep, but didn't think that. I just, yeah, fair enough. I'm sure he's wiped it down. When I woke up in the morning, the... What did you do for breakfast? I was really wanting some breakfast. I'd morning, the... What did you breakfast?

I was really wanting some breakfast. I'd say, well, I did want breakfast, and that's all it was in the corner of my tent, a big orange puddle, that my bag for life was resting in. I immediately stopped wanting to have breakfast, wanting to eat my breakfast. Yeah, it was, it was,

there was still a bit of residual, you're in there. No, but that was beer. Because after you'd gone, I woke up and found that puddle and was like, have we, has he tipped for tatting? I wouldn't love that. What, I really did. I thought of that really unsaid dog. That's a really bold move. But that was a spilled beer from within the tent,

because, you know what, I feel much better now. I feel much better. I will have a shower. Yeah well anyway that was you know it's the good thing about the festival experiences. You do get to live in that way that you haven't lived for many, many years. You know, you get to live dirty and grungy and grimy. Oh yeah, yeah, that way I haven't lived for years. But just a few hours, it's fun to do. Just a short four hour kit. All right, well go and get your tickets for the live shows in October. Get your tickets for next year's latitude as well. It's always a fun festival to go to.

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