Pappy's Flatshare - Slamdown w/ Sophie Duker and Josh Jones (Fill the printer ink) S13E22

Episode Date: July 3, 2023

Neither “Tom!” nor “Ben!” want to refill the printer ink… so Matthew says we’re gonna have to have a flatshare slamdown!Matthew Crosby, Ben Clark and Tom Parry Wicks recorded live at The Phoenix pub with Josh Jones and Sophie DukerWithSophie Duker - https://sophieduker.com/Josh Jones - https://www.instagram.com/joshyjones92Pappy’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom. I'm Ben. And I am Matthew and welcome to other exciting episode of Pappy's Flash air slam down. Wow, here we go. The month's stuff fly by. You think so? You're still saying that, are you? It's your... Stop fly by you boy, what month is this? It's a good question, it's July. It's July.

Go to the nearest shop and buy me some the biggest pair of sunglasses you can find Big head you've got a big you've got a big face. Yeah, I don't think that's the solution I would say I'd say your situation a big hat is what you need Do you reckon do you reckon the ghost went back to scrooge for every date in the calendar? I was like before pancake that he's a carol. He sees all the pancake days that he's not quite been in the spirit of it. That's interesting. Come on mate, it's Swith and St day, put your back in on the ghost and just like exhausted.

So Swith and St day is the day when, if it rains on Swith and St day, there'll be 40 more days of rain. So that's science. That is, you can't, that's, that's, Brian Cox told me that. So you can't deny. Both of them. Fuck off for training. Anyone, you can't deny. You can't deny.

The month has come round once again and we flat slam onto the world. Okay. Any chance we cut all these bits out first. I don't know if this is what is very grandiose today. Look today. Sorry, I don't know, listen back to a previous episode. For the listener at home, I should say I am wearing a top hat. He is, and his head is very grandiose. And maybe it's such a big pair of sunglasses. Just smallest pair of sunglasses you've ever seen. Yeah, I got it wrong. He looks like he should be in a shot.

Steam pose. Steam pose. A tiny little almost goggles. And then an enormous stove pipe. And let me tell you, they're rose tinted these goggles. Yeah, certainly. Because I'm looking back at the record of this and thinking, what a beautiful time we have.

I don't think you need to look through a rose tinted goggles to enjoy this one. It was a cork. We had two brilliant guests in Sophie Duker and Josh Jones. Oh, legends. It was great. It was cracker. And I tell you now, a little glimpse behind the curtain, we're actually recording the intro to, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, that grandly, oh, stuff if I knew. If I'd even were recording. I'd have put a little bit of salt wherever the chat. Well, top out on it. LAUGHTER I'd have put a tiny, tiny, tiny, better sunglasses on it.

I... Yeah, so if you're excited by the fact we're recording the intro. I'm just waiting to hear the next bit. OK, OK, good information. Yeah, yeah. Which is that we're recording the intro in the Phoenix bit. OK, OK, good information. Yeah, yeah. Which is that we recorded the intro in the Phoenix and Cavendish Square, the very room where we recorded the episode. But!

Back to the scene of the crime. Back to the scene of the crime. Back to the round. I'm seeing the ghosts of memories of that evening. A fortnight, let it say it's quite hard to finish the thoughts. I do know what, tell you what, guys, it's not interesting. It doesn't matter. Hope you enjoy the episode.

Ah! Next month, we'll have... Doth. We'll put out... Guys, it's not interesting. It doesn't matter. Hope you enjoy the episode. Ah. Next month, we'll have, we'll put out flow by. Next month, which, which doff flow by, we'll have another episode we're about to record right now. I don't think so. Don't worry about any of that. It's really, it's not that,

it's inessential information. And if you, if you enjoyed this podcast, then get along to the Patreon. Oh, forcease. Patreon.com. Yes. What I like is you've got two, get along to the Patreon. Oh, for Sothe. Patreon.com. Yes. What I like is you've got two, you know, the modern thing of me reading out of URL. Yeah.

The very fancy, flora language of Elizabethan Gents. So yeah, patreon.com, forward slash, papi's flat share, get yourself along to the Patreon. Yes. Sign up. Why, what's up Tom? What's up Tom? Just go on, we'll start with a thousand grub of perkeys. Yeah, you're like, oh, per-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a Get yourself along to the Patreon and sign up. What's up Tom? It's gone.

I'm gonna put up a few keys. Oh, yeah, you're all right. Oh, pretty. Enjoy the show. Oh my God. Absolutely. Tom, really pushing to do a record before we do the show. And I don't know why.

What have the answers? Absolutely pointless. The answer, Joe. Anyway, patreon.com forward slash pappies flat share is where you'll find the Patreon, get yourself along there now and for a mere four English pounds or whatever equivalent of your local denomination is. Four English pounds every single month you get a bonus episode every week, you get bonus beefs recorded with our dear pals. You also get loads of bonus, we never really flag this up but you get loads bonus episode every week, you get bonus beefs recorded with our deer pals.

You also get loads of bonus, we never really flag this up, but you get loads of bonus stuff from the live recordings. Yeah, you do, you get a little post match rundown. No, we stop doing those. Yeah, yeah, well, those is glarky. We've...

I don't bloody listen. I don't turn up to the postmatch. Yeah, so you don't get those. We're not doing those anymore. But what you do get is... Is that why you're just sitting in the corner, muttering to yourself at the end of the show? He goes over and I tell you what. You're the least one on deeper. What were you doing? What were you thinking, man?

I just say that one. Did you think that was a good reason not to do the thing? Tom Wood records the post-match, but he's always got keys to collect. Always. He's always a set of keys around. Never look back. That's my motto. That is absolutely not your motto at all anyway. All you do is talk about the past. You either collect a keys or reminiscing, whackingly ruckus about the last record.

About the last record. With Sophie Ducca. Yep. And Josh Jones. Let's have a listen to it, folks. Enjoy it. Oh, out of the smooth. MUSIC

Tom Ben! What is it, Matthew? Yeah, what is it, my boy? You're a beautiful boy. Oh boy. You know what, Dad's... My two. LAUGHTER

My twits. My two dads. Yeah, we never reveal the fact that you're actually... My two dads for this. And this, Dad's, I'm trying to print the script for this sketch, but the printers nearly run out of ink. One of you two has to hang on. What is this? Oh, I can barely...

LAUGHTER Oh, no! Can hardly read. Can hardly chase the stink in the painter. No, arrange the mink in... Oh! Oh, yes! Change the ink in the printer! I've got to change the ink in the printer this week. Oh, well, it's not going to be me, Crosby. What? I'll tell you why. Right? Here's the thing. And this is a genuine fact. Oh, yeah.

Do you know that printer ink is the eighth most expensive liquid in the world? No. $2,700 per gallon. Bloody hell. I'll stop buying it by the gallon. You don't do enough right if you don't. No. So are you coming? But, on the 11th on the list for only 1,500, human blood.

Oh no. I'm really out of life hack. LAUGHTER All I'm going to do is take a gallon. LAUGHTER APPLAUSE Tom! Let me get a physical.

Tom, while Clarky picks himself up like that poor century guard, Tom, what are the others do we know yeah oil? No, how expensive is breast milk? Oh, it's good point. Yeah, yeah, can you not just play that out of context? So Sophie what kind of a flatmate are you to live with So Sophie, what kind of a flatmate are you to live with? That's his breast bill, well, it's okay. Number four on the list is... Number four? Fourth?

Beaverton Lager in zone one. True, true, true. Horsebunk. Horsebunk? Oh, I could spend a half the price. What about Harry? Oh, yes, boss bunk. Oh, I could spend a half the price. What about you, Perry? Oh, yes, please. Yes, please.

What? Just a half-sum driving. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Perry, what about you? Why are you... Well, you're not going to be me to change the printer. I've had a terrible time with printers.

I used to be a good man. Yeah, I used to try to printing press. And I was in business. I had two customers. Right? One of them. That's not business, by the way. And that's one of those clarky. One of them was...

Come on, mate. I'm galsing. Bear with me on this. One of them was Bernie Eccleston's daughter. Right? Bernie Eccleston's daughter? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She was using the paper that I've printed to make little origami potato wedges that would be performing like J-Z and Eminem covers. What? And also, yeah.

And also, some cod. LAUGHTER Oragami cod, right? Well, there's only one minute left. That's the issue after you. That's what she's doing. Okay, so she's making Oragami cod. And then my second customer was Jared Rebecky, the character from neighbours. For him? Yeah, we've got to be it. And he would produce a newsletter of all the things that were going on in his life. Well, it was all going really well, but one day I'm mixed

up the two orders. But you know what the old saying is. We don't actually know. No, what's the old saying? Tony's news is tomorrow's Fish and Chick rappers. Oh my god. It's the most reluctant clap I've ever heard in my life. I believe that for too long. Yeah. This is a good story. This is a show of a scoop we're getting here.

What a life issue. You should be on pop it. Well, there's only one way to settle this, but unfortunately firing you is not an option, so there's only another way to settle this. We're going to have to have a Flash. Flash! Flash!

Oh, my God. Woo-hoo! Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Flash, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I look into your eyes as a distant light and you and I know there'll be a storm tonight. This is getting serious. Are you thinking about you or us? Don't say what you're about to say Look back before you leave my life Be sure before you close that door

Before you roll those dyes Baby ink twice I'm not I'm the host of that board. Matthew Cosby. That's not bad. Beautiful. Let's meet the inks in my armour. It's Tom Perry and Benedict Clarke. Oh, ho ho ho. Now, Tom and indeed Ben, you can't replace a printer cartridge on your own.

Who have you found skulking the aisles of Curry's digital this week, Tom? The jamborees endanger everyone. Oh, Lord above. I know. We've been ranked the least well-dressed jamboree in town. For the eleventh year running. So I hired the most fashionable person I know. Oh yeah. Sophie Dukker yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Do you, Chris, what a pleasure to have you here. Would you like to charge your phone?

You've brought your charge, lots of the things. I have brought a charge, um. There's just a real energy coming up. I'll tell you. I'll do it in the interval. The plugs behind you, if you want to do it now, it's the first time we've had someone do life admin, during their own intro. But I appreciate it, you know?

I just... Pop it, yeah. You're prepped. You're ready to go. Softy, what kind of a person are you to live with? Somebody who doesn't use a lot of their electricity bill, I imagine. You're keeping the costs down. We're... I'm not telling you that in town that's how it's cool, but Sophie also shouted at this gig before. Oh, yeah. What kind of person are you to live with? I'm excellent, I think. I'm all right. Okay. Okay. I mean, no, I said I was expecting a cheer. Yes, if you are. I don't hear live with Sophie. Anyone back this up? What

would your what would your flatmates, your house, say about you? I, so I think a main thing, I think the main issues with flatmates are smell, noise and lines crossed and I. Oh yes, this is crucial. I don't have noisy sex, which is a big thing. But I don't have silent sex. Do you have smelly sex? No. No. I have amb silent sex. Do you have smelly sex? No.

I have ambience sex. Oh, you're fucking Brian Eno, aren't you? Yes. You said the same thing when you saw Brian Eno, didn't you? You're fucking Brian Eno. Take a fucking while. So you're having ambience sex. Amb an sex that just blends into the general that sounds like a washing machine. I'm upset.

A drone. A drone. Where is me on the wall of South? So you have the sort of sex that someone could fall asleep to. And have done in the past. I'm going to just go. LAUGHTER And, uh, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you,

I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you,

I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was going to ask you, I was if I asked it, it would change the... I've done it before. People go, oh, go and just ask it. And then it ruins the next 90 minutes.

I have to deal with that. And Emma has to deal with it in the edit. So if it's great to have you on the show, so if you do get everybody. Yeah! Woo! APPLAUSE I'll tell you the break.

I actually think it's worse now, because everybody's asking their own. Oh, whatever you're thinking of is not as bad as I was. We swear in my ear and I'll ask it because gay guys got away with it. LAUGHTER Come here. I want to know the genre of thing that it was all about sex, but it just... As always, for me, the question in my head, I thought, come on, don't be a creep

Weirdly the first we've ever had that thought but But it like they never Clark in my dear pal and and and father who who have you brought along with you this week? Of course I brought along your brother my other son. Josh! Josh! Go go. Josh, we've got to ask everyone's thinking, what kind of noise are you making while you're fucking? I don't know if you've ever tried to eight inch dick of your bum, but doing it discreetly doesn't really happen. So, apart from that, I'm really good to live with.

My housemates are musicians, so I think he kind of latched it. I just want to know how to play it. I'm a muse. Is he playing increasingly louder instruments? Yeah, actually, I've got like a big massive clarinet thing and surfing. Get the bassoon tonight. It's pretty cool. I'll get it on my own, yeah.

Yeah, I love it. I love it. What kind of person are you to live with apart from watching? I genuinely am really good because I like to cook for people. So I cook for on my housemates and friends around. And like when I was at uni, I used to live with a bunch of stoneers. And I didn't smoke weed, but we used to do

a thing called pie days Where I would make about eight different types of pies and then all these stoneers would come and eat it and give me compliments And That's how I would get by I loved it so I do I just like cook for people, and then I just stand there and wait. LAUGHTER I love it.

What was your specialty pie? I do everything. Like, I go in what does the person like. I think pies are like sandwiches. You can put any food in the middle, just like me. So I did me probably like a full English breakfast pie. Oh, please. Go a bit crazy. What was your wildest pie, the full English?

Well, no, I do have cheese and onion, but it doesn't sound wild, but I get a 20-pound cheese. Oh, I got a 20-pound cheese. It costs 20 pounds or it weighs 20 pounds. It costs 20 pounds, and I put cheese in the crust. Oh, it's fucking crazy. Wait 20 pounds. It costs 20 pounds and I put cheese in the crust. Ooh, it's fucking great. But then I can't bump frages, so then my housemate loves it. No sex noises.

So, smashing it. Yeah, I need a good night's sleep. Just do pie date. Yeah, I'm going to have to do otherwise. So, thank you. Josh and Sophie, everybody. Thanks. Thanks. We've met our guests. Let's find out who we sent to the print and who'll be languishing in the pending jobs queue.

It's time for round one. Woo! Right now it's off color, yeah, I've got too painted black You don't color any more, I've got printed black Plants print on a hump The copies on my fueling bag got it home But I hadn't checked my current levels And now they're all mine, chrome It was supposed to be cyan, but it is black No oak or paint your plum

Just black and black and black I'm gonna get in trouble for this color of complication The thing that I'm printing out is I wear any invitation I can see in some ways it's quite right to print this black Your single life it dies you can never go back When you decide to pump the question married life it seems like heaven But within four years you will end up stuck in the shared devil And boom, boom, black and black and black and black and black and black

A bold closer Tom, round at a time Round at a time, sure No, it happens, man, round at a time. Round at a time, round at a time. No, it happens, man. You're a busy guy. The first round is called Increulous. I'm going to give each player the title and back cover blurb from a book that I found in my local chaser. I would like you to give me three first lines from that novel, one of which will be real.

The other two will be made up on the spot. The opposite team has to work out, for a point which one is the true work of literary genius. If they get it wrong, the point goes to the player, Tom. You're gonna go first. Yes. So, this is your book, The Bond Classic, Live and Let Die.

Oh my God! By Ian Fleming. So, what can I tell you about Live and Let Die? Beautiful fortune teller Solitaire is the prisoner and tool of Mr. Big. Master of fear, artist in crime and voodoo baron of death. James Bond has no time for superstition. He knows that Mr. Big is also a top smersh operative and a real threat. More than that after tracking him through the jazz joints of Harlem to the Everglades and onto the Caribbean, 007 has realized it is one of the most dangerous men that is ever faced.

And no one, not even the enigmatic solitaire, can be sure how their battle of wits is going to end. There's the book. Smears. You could find a smurge, yeah. Smears. I think their little blue fellows aren't they with a husk. LAUGHTER So there you go.

There is your first line. Now obviously, With a hat. So there you go. There is your first line. Now obviously, I want three first lines there, Tom. Two of which you've made up on the spot. One of which is the real first line. Tom Perry, this is Ian Fleming's Live and Let Die. Ben and Josh, can you separate the bond from the wronged? LAUGHTER Don't look at me like that, I'm buying you a thinking time, mate.

There are moments in the life of a secret agent where you start to think a little bit too much. I'm number one. Everyone's like, can relate. LAUGHTER There are moments. great luxury in the life of a secret agent. Okay. There are moments where a secret agent has to ask himself one question to let die.

Or to live. Okay. Three incredibly strong options. I just talked you through them there. So we had Secret Agent thinking too much there. We had the Secret Agent in great luxury and then we had also the seat agent ask himself the question to let die or to live. Josh Clarky, what are you thinking? Talk us through the board. Well obviously we both think it's three. I mean it makes sense because I left two and you left one didn't you? Yeah. Why is that? Talk us through it. Why do you think it's 1? So it's got a 4.5. Yeah, no, why do you think it's 1? Because I knew it wasn't free, and I couldn't remember the other two in the first place.

Fair enough, yeah. I guess one. So I guess one. You knew one of the numbers was 1. Yeah. You thought, yeah. So I got one of the three charts, but I said the number one.

It'll be that one, yeah. OK, Clarky. Well, it's all about the luxury, isn't it? You think it's that luxury? I think there's a, come on. Come on, I'm trying my best there. Are we gonna go for luxury or thinking too much? I think we should go with Josh.

Okay, I'd go for thinking too much. Number one, thinking too much. Tom Perry, could you use the first line of live and let die by Sir Ian Fleming? There are moments of great luxury in life and a secret agent. I'm just going to call it the red carpet. Neither of you will ever make a spy. You just not got the instincts. You've not got the instincts at all.

But Josh, you are up next. You're on the last line. Oh, yes. Go on, spoiler alert. What about my back, she said. Classic bombs. Classic bonds. So, what, what's a pie there in his house? LAUGHTER After that 20-punchies.

LAUGHTER Now, Josh, you're up next. Your book is Women Who Run With The Wolves by Clarissa Pinkola Estes. And I can tell you now, Women Who Run With The Wolves is a seminal work of the inner life of women. So you see, I picked it for you. A creation of poetry and power, it began a revolution and continued to transform the lives of millions around the world.

The author reveals how within every woman, their lives are wild woman, filled with passionate creativity and age is knowing, but repressed for centuries by a value system that trivialises emotional truth, intuitive wisdom and instinctual self-confidence. But they are getting on more panel shows, it is getting better. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER I did it. LAUGHTER

I did it. Risky on that one. So, there it is. Josh, where you go? I'm so dyslexic that I think just reading it is the challenge. You're on the right team, man. I'll give you a little second. Tom and Sophie, can you divide the wolf women from the runts of the litter?

Here we go. Josh, three please. OK. Wild life and the wild women are both endangered species. Woo! Woo! in a both endangered species. Ooh. Fuck man. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I didn't know you did a preview of your memoir. But I've been doing comedy eight years I should know to end on that. Wild life and wild women are both worth loving. Oh! Oh, okay. So soft. So that's, actually, three.

We've got the endangered species. We've got, we've got fuck men. And we've got, well, a wildlife and well women, and let's, for the, for the listener at home, let's not forget the thumbs up. A thumb up, both worth loving, thumbs up. I don't know if there's a thumbs up emoji in there, I've not read the book myself. But we will find out when Josh reveals

the true correct answer. Tom, Sophie, what are you thinking? I mean, these women run with wolves. They do. So I don't think the title tells us that. But I think if the first line was fuck men, it would be called the women who fuck men. So I don't think it's number two. It's not fuck men, okay. We're

running that one out. Oh, it's my problem. You're trying to get it right, Tom. He's the question. If Josh is selling that third one, like he sold it really hard that he was making it up. So if it's the real one, he's done something really well there. Yeah. So it's... So that's probably not that bad.

The question is how... LAUGHTER It's the question. But then I'll be falling into this incredibly sophisticated crap. Yeah, it's fuck men. LAUGHTER I think...

That's the question. Oh. And dangered species, they sound a bit wonky. They do so, it's probably that. No. Id Species does sound a bit wonky. It does so it's probably that. No, I think it's like... I'm sorry. I don't like the sound, I think the worth of loving

is maybe like a bold love starts the book and will... I just think in the bit of beauty in the beast. Are you projecting that you want it to be? Go on beauty in the beast. To be beauty in the beast where he gets like, twatted by the wall. And he is like... Oh no, he and puke in the beach. To be in the beach where he gets like, twatted by the wall. And he is like, I want it. Oh, no, he gets twatted by the wall.

That was a Kevin Costa, maybe, wasn't it? LAUGHTER I think you're honest as I don't know if we're being, I think worth loving is so earnest. But maybe that's just how... Are we going with worth loving? As the real one. Yeah. I feel like it'd be mad, but then now he's smiling, and I don't know if it's part of his game.

Are you being pied by the person? We're right in his pie. Let's go with... I mean, what do you... Yeah, I'm going to go with you. I'm this. I don, what do you, yeah, I'm gonna go with you. I'm this. I don't think, I... Well, so have you real fuck men out?

Let's lose that again. I did that a long time ago. No. I'm inclined to say it's the first one. Let's do that. No, I think Josh is being really smart. Let's go with three and have done with it. Okay.

I think because women and wolves are worth loving. Yes. No one's doubting the sentiment of all three of them. As a walls fan. I'm happy to go with three. I stand by all of those messages. Right, you're going with three that they're worth loving. Did it, did, did, do?

OK, here we go. Wild life and wild women are both endangered. Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes.

I mean, of course it was. It's still fun to play. This game gets in your head. It's a lot harder when you're playing up here mate. So, Sophie, it's your turn now. You can redress the balance. Your book is Cheryl. LAUGHTER Unauthorized.

Deltbava, and now it'll play out. LAUGHTER The 2009 Barcafé of Cheryl Cole, as she was at the time, by Sean Smith, author of such classics as Victoria Unauthorized, Kylie Unauthorized, Robbie Unauthorized, and Brittany Unauthorized. LAUGHTER Obviously, just kidding. Unauthorized, Robbie unauthorized and Brittany authorised. Obviously just kidding, unauthorised. So in fact, actually, can I read the back?

Oh, it's just a big picture of Cheryl. Okay. What about my back, Cheryl said? It's absolutely good, Cheryl. It's absolutely good, there's nothing wrong with it. Even Y.I. This has to have a lot more, actually. We all enjoy it, Tom. We all enjoy it.

The world, it seems, has fallen in love with Cheryl Cole, who's on the insert card here. From the first time she stood up to Simon Cowell or shared a genuine tear on hearing a heartbreaking story for one of the ex-factor contestants, she'd found a place in the hearts of a nation. If you have to clarify that it's a genuine tear, then you know you're dealing with someone who's a psychopath. Yeah.

Well, you throw it again here. Now a genuine superstar, she has never forgotten her humble beginnings in Newcastle. And for the first time, the real story of her difficult path to fame and fortune can be told told she was exceptionally good looking and she stayed that way. So there we go, right. First line please Sophie Ben and Josh which opening line is the yes and did he Tweedy? Sophie give us three lines, please, from Cheryl unauthorized. Three lines. Oh, three. Okay. Three.

Not the song. Give us the first paragraph, you know. Okay. Chapter one. First one. They say that one little mosquito can change the world. Chat to one, verse one. Hi, I'm Cheryl. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Very much the fuck man of the automobile world. It could be in quote marks, we don't know. Hi, I'm Cheryl Cole, please don't write a book about me, Sean Smith. Well, OK, Brittany said the same thing, and he didn't stop me, didn't he?

Shat to one, verse one. Reality television has changed the way we view our entertainment, maybe, forever. Okay. So, we've got, of course, we're that started with the times she caught malaria, but you know, she did have to cancel the North American tour, so it makes sense. Yeah, Mosquito, high-arm Cheryl, reality TV. Which of those is chiming with you guys, Josh Clarke? Well, Bloody Elf.

LAUGHTER Well, I think it's the one with the lines, because it's... It's more plausible. LAUGHTER Because she did get proper battered by that musky. Yeah, quite scabbing. A lot of that going around. Yeah.

I think, I mean, number three is... It's right there for me. Yeah, I think three, matey, but... But I do think, hi, I'm Shadow, and I'm a singer. I promise, I'm trying. So yeah, I do think it could be something. I feel as high as Shadow and I'm a singer, I promise. I love it.

I actually love it. It could be like, because she was in, like, she started in a reality TV show, was it called like, Banzas and Girl Banzas and I don't know. And so she had to do an audition, so it could be Quote Max from Irgoing. I am Shadow and I am 17 from wherever she's from. Oh, it's true. It could be. It could be that.

She's standing in front of the right. She's standing in front of the right. She's standing in front of the right. She's standing in front of the judges saying, Hi, I'm Cheryl. Those faithful words, it started it all. Is that what you're going to go for? Oh, no. How far? Yeah, well, OK.

Yeah, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, OK. Tom, get ready for a chance to steal Can you please read for us Sophie? Yeah, the first line of Cheryl unauthorized And do it in the accident Hi, no, okay Chapter one verse one Hi, I'm Cheryl. Hi, no, okay.

Chapter one, verse one. Reality television is changing. Oh, of course it was. You're saying that they'd be forever, but a mosquito changed my life forever, at the end. Of course, that's what it was. So, there we go, the point goes to Sophie, final, final book, it's Ben's turn, your book

is the classic, doesn't get a lot of play anymore, but we're bringing it back. Metaphor Miles, Boone of Frenviness, by John Gray. Oh, in fact, I'll read the back very before I give it to you now. John Gray's Metaphor Miles, Boone of Frenviness has helped many millions of couples transform their relationship. Now viewed as a modern classic, this phenomenal book has helped men and women realize how different they really are and how to communicate their needs in such a way

that conflicts doesn't arise. And intimacy is given every chance to grow. Read this and you'll be ambient fucking for days. 50p Sue rider. Now there you go, clarky. So Tom and Sophie, can you spot the miles in Venus give us your first of three options for the first line. Fuck man. If number two is hello I'm Cheryl. Mae'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n gwaith yw'n Check it out. No. Surely not. It's time that's when we started that fucking. Was that number one?

No, that was number two. That was number two, okay. That's the fucking men's number one. Yeah. Imagine that men are from Mars and women are from Venus. Hard to know. Hard to know there. So we've got fuck men. Definitely fuck men. Except, yeah, well, that's taken as a given mate.

Yeah, yeah. So we've got fuck men, we've got the differences and similarities in the solar system, and we've got the title. Yeah. Yeah. Trick-it-it. It's trick-it. Do you want to break it down? Let's break it It's tricky. Do you want to break it down?

Let's break it down. I think when we break it down, that's when we get into trouble. We've just got to go now with our gut. What? We're locking it in. I think what Tom means is, I don't want to have a discussion with you so feet, I want to tell you the answer. Because I'm from Mars. You are from Mars, the red planet.

Really? Yeah, they call him. That's what they call us, that is what they call it. Number two sounded convincing, but it was missing nouns. Er... No, I'll tell you it was a good book. I have read that book. Have you?

You've read it. Yeah, have. Yeah. And starts high, I'm Cheryl. Er, it is number three. It's number three. What are you saying, Perry? Is that what you said?

I've read it. Yeah, of course I've read it. I am from Venus. Oh, God. I've read it.. Don't read. People from Venus do. I thought it was number two, but I haven't read it. So I'm going to go with you. Did you think it was number two? Yeah.

Are you gaslighting me? What you're watching now is a team breaking it down. Are you actually serious? Are you serious? Are you? What? I don't know what. Oh, I read it when I was like 70 years old.

Dude, no, no, we're going with three. I mean, guy, go. Sorry, can I just say, I've got a really good book that's going to help you out with your problem? Glocky, hand it over cover up the first lines right You've read it yeah, I'm going with three Yeah, we're going no we're going with three. Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Clark is a nice fine Imagine yeah, men are from Mars and women are from Venus.

Yes. That could have been... That point is a soapy doke there. That could have been awful for me if I overruled you having read the book. What's this? I loved it. I enjoyed the head out of that. It was nail biting to the finish, but at the end of that round, producer Gwynne, what

has it done to the scores? The scores are Ben and Josh have one and Tom and Sophie have three. Oh! So Tom and Sophie are in the lead, but let's not put the horse before the cartridge. They're still everything to play for when we return in part two. See you in a bit, Tarou! Cheers! Greetings, listener dear, I'm Tom, I'm Ben, and I'm Matthew, and this is a little appeal

if you'd ascend us some of your beefs. You know and you love the episodes we do with our guests called Beef Brothers Cold Cuts, where we solve problems that people might have in their flat-share situation. Well, you, you the listener dear, could be a part of that. Tom, tell them how.

We've all got very small niggles that happen with the people we live with, be them housemates, family members, neighbors. We also have the free range beef settlement, where it doesn't have to be linked to your home. It might be in the workplace, someone you come up against and maybe even a system that you want to bring down, we'll do that for you.

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I love that. Four things. It's like theatersstop bunkers brilliance. I love the poor things. It's like theaters December 15th. Welcome back to Flight Shestlanddown! Now, before the break, Tom and Sophie were in the lead, that yet congratulations guys, hot stuff. The scores haven't moved and neither has my inkless printer Oh If only I hadn't broken my last one

How was I to know that HP printers didn't run on brown sauce? Actually actually the first most expensive liquid That's most expensive liquid. LAUGHTER Oh, right, we think so scarce. You've got one of which jokes I didn't print out. Anyway! Enough of all that, it's now time for round two. It is, of course, flat game!

Oh! Let's play together, games! Let's play forever, roll the dice nothing put that there There is no toll game If you lose you get nothing Games if you win you can go Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go I'm so excited! But with none of that pesky cherishing. Send us your fucking gold! This is the arasic! This week we are playing our version! In flat games we're playing our version of name that tune,

which we're calling name that tune. I'm going to ask each player to sing about a famous cartoon character to the tune of a classic hit from Newcastle. Err... It's pure flat slam guys! You don't get that anywhere else. And there's a reason for good reason. For good reason, yeah.

Bender from Futurama to the Tune of We're on the ball band and deck, that sort of thing guys. You've heard the show before. So, come on Dave, wake you, wake you! Anyway, yes, so yes. One point to the team mate for correctly guessing the cartoon character but up to ten points for performance

and I may even crank it up to 11 and throw an additional bonus point for authenticity of accent. Oh, I know. Maybe I will, I don't know. Maybe I will. Why, aye. We're all asking our final two, aye, aye. Oh, I know. Maybe I will, I don't know. Maybe I will. YA. We're all asking our final time. YA.

Minus three points to Josh. Tom, you're up first. We have got a classic. A classic for you. It's, of course. Thank you. Inspired by your constant financial situation, it's

dia-strates with Walk of Life. Oh, yes. And there's the cartoon character you're singing about. Okay. So for you to get to the cartoon character is what? What? That's Welsh. That's Welsh. That's Welsh. The thing with you is it's always Tom Jones, it's always Welsh. The thing with you is it's always Tom Jones, it's always well. Now that's the backwards voice from Twin Peaks. Somewhere in between that you'll find our dear friends up in Newcastle. So... Are you melting? Ready?

Okay, alright, here we go. Me? Look, Tom, just accept you're not getting the bonus points. Never. And sing the song about your cartoon character. Where you've got... Spooky man. As always.

Are you Jamaican? Ward Jeff. No, no, no. Ward Jeff, Spooky man, nor... Nor... Nor man. Spooky. Okay, I'll just go like, if, if, just tell him down, I'll have a socialite. Say the next bit of the actual script here.

As always, we have DJ, Jazzy G on the decks. What? Gwynn. Gwynn. Gwynn. Here I go Oh Spooky Oh Man

No, man, moai Don't do it Here comes someone and the big delusagna And the smell in the easer cat If he eats that love little sagge He'll feel afraid and nice and fat. Let me tell you, he doesn't like Mondays and most of the time doesn't make sense.

Oh, well, there he goes, and he's talking to a dog, and he's sitting on a fence. He likes to walk around saying things, and he's got two really boggly eyes. He is a cat. Yeah, he's fat. Yeah, he's a cat. Absolutely. Can I... Can I just... Can I immediately dock a few points for body shaming? I won't have that.

No, right. Before I give you the points, Tom, for your performance and for your accent, Sophie, do you have any idea which famous cartoon character Tom Perry was singing about? I think I do. I mean, it's a cat. It's a cat. Yes. That's the cat. It's a cat. That's the cat. That's the cat. I do. I mean, it's a cat. It's a cat. Yes. That's my history. Um, I believe...

Beautiful performance, by the way. Thank you. It was breathtaking, but also somehow violent. LAUGHTER Like the North East itself? Or a Bizarre? Hey! No!

What's the... I like the North East itself, yes. That's an organ. LAUGHTER It was, uh, Mr Garfield. Yes! Yes! It was indeed Mr Garfield. And Tr Mr Garfield. Yes! It was indeed Mr Garfield. I'm Andrew Garfield.

It was full name. Mr Andrew Garfield. Now, what am I going to get you? Because it really was very alpha, alpha as I'm pet. The pet being the cat. I think I'm going to have to give you, for accent, I'm going to give you the point. Because you really threw yourself into the accents. I'm going to give you the bonus point. I'm going to give you, I'm going to give you the point because you really threw yourself into the accents I'm gonna give you the bonus point. I don't need you. I'm gonna give you a

look at this guy's I share can I say I don't this guy is anyone here from the northeast What did you what did you make of the accent? Stick to the open man Not excellent. Stick to the open man. My best rule. Okay, not excellent. I'm still going to give you the point though.

I enjoyed it. I'm going to say there's a long way to go. Yeah, here's some other accents first before you decide which one is not excellent. Which one is totally bogus, dude. Let's... I'm going to give you eight out of ten though. Eight out of ten points there! I'm so good.

So that is ten points to Sophie and Tom Josh, I believe you are up next. Okay. Now, for you, it's our old pal from Sean Smith's unauthorised biography Cheryl. It's fight for this love, but Ben, yes. What cartoon character? LAUGHTER LAUGHTER OK, yeah. Yeah.

Because I know you're young, but you must remember, right, yeah? I'm actually in my 30s. Yeah, thank you. That's what I'm saying, young. LAUGHTER 32s is young, impossible, young. So, what cartoon character is Josh singing about? Let's have a bit of that show right now, DJ, impossible young. So what cartoon character is Josh singing about? Let's have a bit of that show right now, DJ Gwynn. MUSIC

You want to watch it. You've got to fight, fight, fight, fight, For your legs, if you want to get out of the sea. No more monsters around me. I'd like to see if you want to get out of the sea No more walksters around me And all that bean will be with all the eight legs Five, five, five, five, five for you Like...

LAUGHTER And you can breathe oxygen Five for it. Yeah, abuse of all your scorgeous. Yeah. Yeah. Can I? Now, last time I checked, left tenant Dan from Forest Gump wasn't.

He wasn't a cartoon character. I mean, an amazing CGI. But... Corky. Corky. He wasn't a cartoon character, I mean, an amazing CGI, but... Clarke. Clarke, any idea? I'm not sure that's okay. It was accepted during the 90s. Clarke, who do you think it is now? Fight for the legs, no lobsters around me. Can we steal?

I'm going to say, oh, cool your jets, alright? Any idea, Clarkie? First of all, that's that Clarkie. First of all, any idea, Clarkie. You think he made me sabastien the crab? Oh, I'm afraid that thing... Sabastien Adlegs! He's a crab, boxer legs. But you talk about legs constantly, I thought, yeah, because what? I'm afraid that's a nasty that legs is a crab box legs Yeah, because what what doesn't have leg the little mermaid it is the little mermaid of course. Yes

Now okay, so that's one one. I really got to finding the email that's up That's one point to to Tom and Sophie now the accent was absolutely hilarious I'm going to give you two points for that D feel seen You welcome But and I think I think for the song I'm going to give you seven out of ten seven out of ten I think for the song I'm going to give you seven out of ten, seven out of ten there! So, nine points there to Tupene and to Josh and one point to Sophie and to Tom for that round. Next up we are back with Sophie. Here is your cartoon character and I can tell you now I'd like you to give us your best every breath you take by the police about this famous animated character.

Tom, all you've got to do is name the animated character. Oh, it gets to the sting, the master of ambiencex. LAUGHTER Take as long as you like. Take as long as you like. LAUGHTER OK, I sort of know this character. Great. He's put in hot.

One second, please. Did you say he's put in hot? Yeah, I was trying to do the accent. You said it in your own voice. No, no. What I do is put in hot. He's put in hot. He's put with a cold.

I'm like, loose. You sound like Ian McKellen. Yes. OK, I can't wait to hear this. I'm very excited about this. DJ Gwynn, spin those wheels of steel. Every day you toil, every plan you for your, every plot you hatch, every child you catch, shall be watching you. As I'm in this lair, try not to despair, because I'm wearing braces and I'm running races and I've got no hair, maybe I've got two heads

Every time I sit here in this evil person's room Every time I'm off the air or maybe use a broom Or maybe use a broom. I've got to follow the person in charge Because I've got an opinion. Yeah, I'm yellow where goals and I'm just a fucking redacted. Oh Wow Whoa Wow it feels like that even in a mint's word here. 10 out of 10 straight away.

Fantastic show in there. Easily. 10 out of 10, which is lucky because no points for the accents. But Tom, can you make it a sweet 11 points by telling us who Sophie was singing about? I mean, I got it on the last line. As we all did, yeah. How's it going?

Are you a minion? Yes, it was one of the minions, yes indeed. Wow. Wow. I don't know. I've not seen the film. It was so good. Perfect.

It was really, really good. Really, really good. Finally, imagine having to follow that. Yeah. Finally, Ben, your song is Unchained Melody by 50% Jodie duo Robson and Jero. Obviously, that was later covered and for my money butchered by the righteous brothers, but we weren't talking about that. So, Clarky, you're singing about a cartoon character, the tune of Unchained Melody.

Josh, you are guessing the name of the tune. DJ Gwyn, you are playing the song. Let's hear it now. Whoa! Why are you? Man! I hope before chocolate I hunger for chocolate and a little bit of caramel

I don't get it I'll be rabbit Cause I am an unusually sexy rabbit Won't you be mine? Be my... I... K... Chocolate... I... Need chocolate...

Josh... Bring chocolate... Chocolate, Josh, bring chocolate to the tune. Beautiful for Clarky there. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Gone light-headed. Yeah. There's some high notes there, man. Can we really, really high notes? Can you just start to say why I at the start and then not attend the accident?

Is that acceptable? It will be reflected in the points. You're going to have half a point for your accident. Yeah, that's very exciting for that. Josh, I'll tell you now, we do sort of say you can't say the name of the person. was gonna be my second boy and yeah, of course you did you did slightly say quite a large bit of the name In it I missed it yeah I don't think Josh does the answer anyway, so I think it's actually a problem

I'm just going for you. witch sexy rabbit, so now... Talk us to her. So, the female rabbit in space, Jam. Oh, yeah. She's a pretty sexy boy. Her book. She's pretty sexy. You know, and she's athletic.

Anyway, I know. Yeah, it's a justify it. And then Jessica Rabbit. I'm just a bit more reflective. Anyway, I know. Yeah, I have to justify it. And then Jessica Rabbit. I mean, she's rabbit by marriage rather than rabbit by it. Oh, I don't know. What's she? She's not an actual rabbit, yeah.

I just know that, Cecil, that's straight guys who like cartoon, not really. Not really for me to be honest. Yeah. I'll stick with X-Men. Yeah. A lot of options. Well then the only, but you said, are these sexes there? Very sexy. Famously sexy. I'll give you one clue that we're used in an advert. That's where you might have known them from, but that's for the game. Well, the only ones that can think of the ones in Wartuship, down, down. No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no's not, it's not, he was not seeing bright eyes, no, it wasn't that. Warnership down boy.

I don't know it's on, just going to raft a guess. Space Jam Rabbit. Was it the Space Jam Rabbit Clark? No, it wasn't. In which case, another chance to steal, to either of you know it? Yeah, it was the, I thought we were going to say it together. Oh yeah. The Caramel Bunny. It was the Cadbury's Caramel Bunny, to say it together. The caramel bunny.

It was the Cadbury's caramel bunny, of course it was. When was that on TV? On TV, probably in about 1993 mate, so yeah. What was it fair, really? But, so of course a point there to talk. While I'd be touching the heads with the caramel bunny. Doesn't even have a character name. Yeah, it does. Miriam. Well, Miriam

Margly's in the voice. Anyway, that doesn't matter. We've got to talk about the points we're going to give you for you. Now I know it because I've seen her do the I'm not a Okay, so Points for Clarky. I'm gonna have to doc you a point for saying caramel. I'm afraid. I'm gonna yet I know it's unfair, but it was a beautiful music song. So I'm gonna give you Eight points for eight points there Can I say Just go just song. I want to be announcing that beautifully if I wasn't attending the accent What made you find out? Just gorge a song. I would have been out of sing that beautifully if I wasn't attending the accent. Words I didn't want way to find that Tom. Produce a Gwynn before we get an eye rate call from Jimmy Nail for cruelly

leaving about that round. What? Absolutely gutted by the eye. Absolutely no crocodile shoes there. I was listening to crocodile shoes on the way in just in case. Sorry. He's a. Sorry, mate. Caramel Lian. What's the round on to our scores, Gwyn? In the action place? Day three. Does, does feel like that. Ben and Josh have 18 and a half points.

Who's that? Tom and Sophie have 26. Oh! Congratulations, Tom and Sophie. Where is Judge Stone with a big fat of tune when you need him? Perhaps he's lurking in the corrupt court of the beef brothers! Oh, you've got a problem, I'm calling a problem, because you've got a problem calling a beef,

if you've got a beef, maybe we can help you a beef from the sorting of your beef. Yes, indeed, it's beef brothers, where each week we ask our panelists to sort out a flat share-based beef, and today's one comes from Jamie, who is in the audience. Jamie, who are you there? I am, hello. Hello, Jamie.

Who the accent. Jamie, who are you there? I am, hello. Hello, Jamie. Who's the accent, Jason? LAUGHTER It's good to have you here. Now, this is a hot and spicy beef from Jamie. I caught my flatmate cheating at a card game we play regularly. Ooh! Ooh!

That's big. LAUGHTER He pretended it was by accident, but I know that it was not Now I don't think I can trust him anymore. Thank you Jamie I'll tell you now Ben and Josh you are on Jamie's side What are we are Tom and Sophie you are on the side of the flatmate Jamie? Does the flatmate have a name? Yeah, the flatmate's called Will. Will, okay, ready to straight away, straight away.

Park Will. Yeah, fuck Will. Fuck Will, of course, the opening line of a metaphor of miles from different Venus. So, any questions for Jamie, will Will's not here? No, Will's not here. Will's not here, it's just Jamie is here. Any questions for Jamie about the whole situation,

the card game, what kind of game was it? All that stuff, yeah. Jamie, what kind of card game? I've got a question. What kind of card game was it? Great ideas, guys. Are you familiar with the card game magic, the gathering? Oh.

Oh, Jamie. Oh, can we switch the sign? Yeah. Are you familiar with the car game Magic the Gathering? Oh! Oh, yeah! No, no! Can we switch the sign? Was he cheating at Magic the Gathering? He's cheating at Magic the Gathering. He's not cheating near Magic the Gathering. No, no, he's cheating at Magic the Gathering.

He's not cheating at Magic the Gathering. He's not cheating at Magic the Gathering. You don't know what Magic the Gathering is. No. So, do you want to give us a little pricey for obviously we are, we're dorks here, so what it is, but we're not virgin. For the people who fuck except on Pi Day, can you give us a description of what the game is? So you each build a deck of cards and then you play the cards and some of the cards will

be monsters and spells and that sort of thing and you're trying to kill the opponent. Okay, do we be kind of stuff now? I was cheating, magic, the gathering. I just won cheat, magic, the gathering. How do you put in a real orc? Is it genuine elephant under the table? So what he done is, and bear with me for this. Oh.

Whoa. That's how it sounds like Tom getting up one of his openly jokes. You've got to stick with you on this, guys. And I'll commit this isn't allowed to have a call drift for a spoon. LAUGHTER He was a warlock instead. Yeah, it's what Tom said. So we were playing a particular version, were you only allowed to have one version? Yeah. Were you only allowed to have one of each type of card in your deck.

And one day when he was out of the flat, my flatmate and I, who also played the game together, we went through his deck. And he had multiple copies of the same card. What? So he'd got multiple copies of the same card to make it cheap to make it better. To make it better. To make it cheap deck. But you were going to be, can I ask why were you going through another man's deck? Yeah. And I'm not South African. It was a slow day. Two days before by day. slow day. Two days before Friday. Can I ask what does your partner think of this? She's very supportive that? Yeah. I've not had a party today.

Errrr... That's a lie. Yeah. But my friends in Liverpool have had two pasties. I don't know, but I'm not getting fucked for three days. I'm living in the family. Errrr... Errrr...

Errr... Errr... So if any questions? Each pass is one and a half day. About the cards. How many made copies of the cards? And he like photocopied the cards and he bought them online. He bought them online. Do you know what? No, prick.

No, it shows commit. I mean, that's conjecture, but yeah, I'm going to let it stand. Is that against... Is there rules that say you can't do that? Or was he just... Yeah, the come on, obviously, they're right. What... What were these balls that he right. What, with his spells? What did he want more of? Yeah.

Are you sure you want to know the details? I'll leave you. We're in it now, Jeremy. Whatever you say, one of us is going to call you a virgin. I'll simplify. He had multiple copies of particularly powerful spells to make his deck stronger. That was that survey. What spell? That was particularly powerful spell.

Well, things that could destroy all the other features on the board. Oh, but look at that. Is that one? Yeah, basically, that. Really powerful spells like you know, talk to him and make eye contact. and make icon of it. We had three powerful red pills at his death. Did you go through his deck because you suspected he was cheating? Or were you just literally...

No, just curious. So, can I ask, by going through his deck, would that have given you an advantage playing against him? Oh! When he came back. No, because we all were supposed to know what was in each other's deck. Wait, Tom, Tom, the defence resture. Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, Tom, You can't ask a question and then before the answers even start to be angry about the answer. Well, you're not talking to me and Clarky now.

You're talking to me. One of the audience. Go on, explain that a little bit more please if you could, Jamie. I've forgot what the question was now. Let me rephrase it. Is it against the rules to go through the process? No, no, it's not. It's not. Ideally. Oh, is it?

We're all supposed to know what's going on with each other's doubts. Sounds like getting quite hot under the collar, actually. Will, I was supposed to cheat. Ooh. Yeah, fucking right. Will, what is His name's Jamie. Jamie. Jamie, you could start with Will.

Will's a bad guy. Right. Yeah. I've just real fuck-well. That's how I know he will. Who is kind of Will to you? Like, how do you know it? He's one of my oldest friends.

He's going to be giving the speech in my wedding in three weeks' time. Oh! This is what he wanted to hear, right? OK. OK. Can I ask a question? A genuine question here.

Have you been through any of Will's other things? Is that like a routine thing? Like, are you in a household where you might, you know, I don't do each other's laundry or something like that all that's That's actually yes As if we don't do each other's laundry but sometimes when my pants go missing Kate Well because it's all one laundry basket so the laundry could get mixed in with each other So if I'm missing socks or pants or something, then I will go through his drawers.

Can I go through your trousers? Yeah. And sometimes I do find the pants in his drawers. Are you doing magic at the word, dude? I don't think it's like Paul Daniels pulling a rabbit out. He haven't discussed it. Yeah, he knows. OK.

So he's your best man. Basically, yeah. What are your tables themed around? Like, different... No, you're shit. I'm going to tell you that. Different. Not the irupi. Yeah.

You know, top tables, Mr. Tumbers, that kind of thing. Is that... No, they're just numbered one through eight. Like an eight-sided die. No, they're just numbered one through eight. Like an eight-sided die. LAUGHTER That, Purry, is what we call it the game, a critical hit. LAUGHTER

Royce won, man. How long does each game last? How long is this game you're playing? How long does it go? It could last an hour and a half, two hours, sometimes. Who else is in the game? Is this just the three of us, me, mother, and my Alex, and Will? Alex? Oh.

Alex, obviously, a gendered, old, specific, naive boy. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Do Alex go through his deck with you? Yeah, we did it together. Okay, so does he not trust Will? No, nobody trusts Will anymore.

What Alex do you get, you weddock? He's the MC. Not the best man. No. So it sounds like he might have had a gender. Well, a little agenda going on against Will. Have you confronted Will? We did confront Will.

And he just said, oh, whoops, I guess I'm in a mistake, but he can't have been a mistake because he had to order the cards online. Now we're getting to the beef on the bone, are we? We can feel the anger that's rising up in Jamie. I'm going to stop things there because now we're at fever pitch and we're going to start the case now. He's made a very extensive note as Josh. We already know that. He's got two words written down already. Hopefully you've got enough information from Jamie. So without further ado, I call upon Josh Jones to begin the case for the prosecution. You have one minute your time starts now.

Fuck well, is the intro. Yeah, I don't think... Yeah, you can't trust someone who's arguing shit online. The line. LAUGHTER I can't be a rule for modern rules. Fuck well and fuck Jeff Bezos as well. LAUGHTER But yeah, I just... Yeah, if you're of a me, what's he called Alex?

If both of you don't trust him, then, you know, he's obviously a con and a brother and strong yeah so yeah I just wouldn't go near him and kick him out the way did and that's what I do right okay fair enough yeah with time to spare but fair enough. Fuck will! Fuck will! Fuck will! Yeah! APPLAUSE You've got a lot of points to rebut there, Sophie. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You've got a minute to rebut the wall. Opening the case for the defence. Your minute begins now. Sophie, do you go? Will, you listen to the story of a man called Will in West Philadelphia, born and raised in the playground was where he spent most of his days magic the gathering, an occasional pastime and Jamie, a friend he thought he had. One day, Jamie and Alex gender non-specific but so specific in his cruelty. Broke into Will's safe space, his deck. Rifle through it, found items accidentally ordered on the internet and who among us has not accidentally ordered things on the internet. Woo! The dick demolished, the friendship in Tattas,

Jamie telling the story for clouds at a comedy now. Oh! Oh! Oh! Will! Will! Was clearly the best man. Oh, Lolo.

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! So you did for everybody, so you did for... Oh! Oh!

To incredibly compelling arguments there. From both sides, we've got Josh with his bombs of sea and Sophie with her actual words. Jamie, how do you think it's going so far? I thought it'd be going better than this. Yeah! You and me both, Jamie. Why? So, to continue the case for the prosecution, and you do conclude it, Clarky, it's back over to you. Remember, you are on Jamie's side. Everything to play for.

You have exactly one minute to make your case starting now. It's a compelling case. We have Jamie here, Virgin. Will, the worst man Smith, on the other side, being an absolute cuss. And you know, I know you imagine it's not magic the gathering. I'm ironically named because it's made for people who've never been to a gathering. But friendship is friendship man, you gotta trust, you gotta be able to trust your close, good friends.

And you know, you say it's no big thing going through another man's cards, but I mean, you know, as Missy Elliott famously said, if you've got a big deck, let me work it. Let me look at those cards, flip it in reverse, and I put it to you that if you should have been there to get rid of that, the prosecution rest. Fantastic. Fantastic work from Ben Park there, very compelling argument. And also teamwork, it makes a a dream work you're both dropping the sea bombs why not? Tom it's your turn to conclude the case for the prosecutors for the defence even are you going to do it as yourself? No I'm going to do it in the

style of a deep side defence lawyer from a John Grisham novel. Okay Mr Fan Shaw standing Fan Shaw standing, presiding and providing your minutes, should you need it against now? Well, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, Hall of War, maintenance. Hehehehe. Hell, I see you there sweating in the front row, just like you do down the bakery. Hehehehe.

You don't work there, though. Do you just like them buns? Hehehehe. Good to see you all coming out here today. We simple folk in this time. We ain't complicated folk like them dead lawyers from the big city there, effing and Jeffing with them words round there.

Only see what we understand is the Lord Jesus Christ. I'm sure he'll forgive you. This thing to this young boy over here, this young boy's little story of his game, kind of got me remembering about the days of the old summer tournament. Yeah, you remember the old summer tournament? Well, come out in the hats. Couldn't move for him. Every day he built in up to the summer tournament, who's gonna have the animal with the fanciest walk? LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER You remember old John Prim over there in the big house three years running straight the donkey? How it loaded all over us that donkey could walk and hell we had watching back and forth and swinging its tail. But after three years someone had to stop that donkey winning that competition. Now am I proud to have put a hog in tap shoes?

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No!

No! No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Did it make the best damn noise we ever did here for sure? Hell, I do it again. The defense rest show on. Thank you. APPLAUSE

Very, very strong arguments there from everybody involved. Now I cannot make the decision myself as I'm hoping against hope that they're going to kick will out and get me into the mix. Come on pals, invite me to the Wallock party! So instead I'm calling upon our live Phoenix audience to make the call. So if you think Josh and Ben and therefore Jamie is in the right, I'd like you to applaud now. I think I speak for everyone that six minutes ago no one would have predicted this. This is like that play quiz, isn't it?

Unbelievable. This is like that play quiz, isn't it? Unbelievable! Well, here we go, so if you think that Will, and therefore Sophie and Fanchure, made the best case, please applaud now! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Yet another compelling argument against democracy! Oh! Yet another compelling argument against democracy. Big thanks to Jamie. Thank you so much, Jamie. Jamie, how do you feel about the result? I'm not happy. No, no. I'll go home and I'll apologise to Will. Yes, good, cool, good, cool. Right, it's a rare moment that I find myself looking forward

to this bit of the show. But after last episode's live debacle, come back to Tom Perry, Ornith's forgiven, please gift us with your fingers crossed, comparatively brief, quick, far-round, jingle. Woo! comparatively brief quick far around jindal This is the quick fire out It's around that goes really quickly

Which is why it's always so amusing that it has a long introduction What a crack in joke! It has a long introduction Even though the rounds quite quick. And I know what you're thinking, you're asking yourself one question. And that question quite simply is why, why is it so long? It's a mystery. When the round is so short, can you explain that to me?

It's the sort of question my three-year- old daughter would ask, Why is it that? Why is it so long, and I would reply to her? I'm glad you would. Well, A, it's always long, and B, because we think it's funny And sink confusingly and deep, it's really great And the exception early, if it's fucking funny She's learning her alphabet

That's good parenting. That's why I'm replying in the alphabet. I'd say, gee, get on pause. And hate shit happens to be a joke that we've come up with. I also joke about it. Clarky with a K-1. What do you think? What I think, that's not how you spell my name. Let me know what you think. Matter of fact, no. Okay, well now it's time to press on with it, you quickly.

You, you, you, you're upsetting me, I've lost a rhythm very well. Well, WVW Extremely. Yes. Let's get on with the quick file. Oh. Yes indeed everybody. Yes indeed everybody. Last single round out of time, this single round out of ability. Yes it's the quick fire round and as I show it's all about running out of ink. I'm going to ask my players to keep the answers as short as possible by answering without any vowels.

By which I mean with the... ...brutes. Instead of buzzers I'd like to shout out your first names without vowels please Ben and Josh that's here yours. Perfect. So if you're in Tom Cheers. Off we go. What sort of animal is Tom from Tom and Jerry. Ben. Ben? It's correct. What sort of animal was Jerry? Tom and Tom.

Tom. It's correct. What is James Bond's occupation? Yeah. Zoo. No. Thank you. It's a spy, yeah.

It's a spy, Josh. So he's like, is this just bullying him? He's just buying. You're getting the point, like, I have pitchy seasis! Although without Eddie Vales is Ali, is this just seven? You're getting the point like I have two GZSs! Although without the vowels is aliases just seven. Seven, isn't it? What are the three primary colours?

Tom. Tom. Blue? Yeah. Wood? Yep. And... You love?

Yeah, it's correct! Thanks for having us, Swedish. What name is it often given to a workout space containing treadmills, cross-traiders and rowing machines? Ben. Ben. Tim. Tim. It's correct, yeah.

Rip. Written and directed by the Daniels, which film received seven Oscars in 2023? Tim. Yeah, this is a really fucking hard one. At the 2023 Academy Awards It is correct The basis and drummer of a band is often known as the what section Ben

The basis and drummer of a band is often known as the what section. Bum-bum-bum. Rhythm? Rhythm. Rhythm is the art to a pointer, a pointer, Tom. Erm. Which... Which football team, this is a really art one as well, which football team won the men's 2022 World Cup

Tom Tom Riggand no It was Argentine yes and an underground room or vault beneath a church uses a chapel or burial place is called a what Tom Tom Crypt is correct What name do we give to songs sung during a church service? Tom. Yes, I've won. Hmm.

Oh, him. So, him, him. Him is correct, if you're here. Him is correct. Masculine pronouns are often he slash what? Spoof. So, Fee. Him is correct, yeah. The edge of a skirt is known slash what? Spoofch. Sophie. Hmm.

Here, Miss Correct, yeah. The edge of a skirt is known as the what? Bunt. Ben. Hmm. Who, Miss Correct, yeah. What were we beginning with, H? Hmm.

It's often used to tonight that someone's deep in thought. It's correct, yeah. LAUGHTER Final question. What's the name of this podcast? Oh. Ah! Final question, what's the name of this podcast? Oh! He thought it was going to be hum again, didn't he? Hmm. Bus.

Yeah? I beg your pardon? Fun... Clump. You can do it, Clarky. Flitch. Sl... It's correct!

That is the end of the round and the end of the game. So before we find out the final scores, Josh and Sophie, have you got anything to plug? Sophie, anything you would like to plug? Oh, I'm a little... You can use vowels. I think all the vowels are coming out of once there. I think that's what happened.

All your packed up vowels were pouring out of you. I've got my phone to chard. No, I am going over. Just been on tour, but I've gone extension at the end of the year, so you can find my dates on my website, and I'm doing a big show called Wacky Racists in October, which tickets have just gone on sale for that.

Fantastic, give us your website as well, please. It's www.suffinthecoon.com. It's my name.com, go on my website. You would have done co-operators. Thank you, Sophie Josh. Yeah, I've got a new Shell gubs map that will be at the Edinburgh fringe and then I'm going on tour in the art. Fantastic. If you get a chance to see Sophie or Josh absolutely brilliant you really really should. Thanks to all of you guys for watching

here at the audits. As always, listen at home check out our Patreon Patreon.com, forward slash pappies flat share, like subscribe, rate and review our podcast or just tweet recommending the podcast to all of your friends. Now, this is genuine, exciting. I've got no idea here. It's going to be, it's going to be, I've got no idea who it's going to be. Producer Quinn, let's hear those final scores. The final scores are Ben and Josh have 23 and a half. The winners of Tom and Sophie with 36. Oh! So Ben and Josh are replacing the picture equal. course Tom and Sophie are paid to the town row and me thanks to our guest Josh Jones

He's seen it on On So there we go that was it folks that doffly by Honestly I can't believe what was a 10 minute record Oh boy, when we took out all the for suits Only in what was only 10 minutes long Hey two great guests check them out where they do their work because they're going places, those guys. Yeah, I've got to find out where they're working. Go along there, wrap on the windows,

say, what are you working on, make it work? Loved having them both on board. It was very, very fun. It was great having them on board. The next episode, which we're about to record here, and it's very, very fun, guys. Very exciting. And by the ghosts of the last record.

We'll be with the brilliant Este Minito and Tom Davis. So look forward to that in a month's time. I do. But until then, there will be a beef roast cold cut. What house meetings to keep you? I know, and this is amazing. Oh, well, it's relentless, isn't it? He never stops.

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