Pappy's Flatshare - Trusty Hogs Live Show Bonus

Episode Date: December 19, 2023

Ben and Matthew joined Catherine Bohart and Helen Bauer onstage at the Cheerful Earful festival for an episode of Trusty Hogs… and here’s a little snippet of that show just for you!Trusty Hogs Podcast - https://shows.acast.com/trustyhogsTrusty Hogs Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/trustyhogsPappy's Flatshare Slamdown returns to the Phoenix in 2024. Come and see us live, it really is an experience like no other29th Jan - Joe Wilkinson and Sooz Kempner https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/76780952796730th Jan - Cariad Lloyd and Kemah Bob - https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/767812336367Or you can get a discounted ticket to both shows by following this link - https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/767815786687Pappy’s Twitter - https://twitter.com/pappystweetPappy's Insta - https://www.instagram.com/pappyscomedy/Support us on Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/pappysflatshareFind tickets to all our live shows here - pappyscomedy.com/liveEdited by Emma Corsham Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I am finding being alive, fascinating. Do you want to see what the world is really like? Yes. Poor things is fantastic and deliciously funny. Better. What? Why are I keeping my mouth if it is revolting? It's an instant classic.

We must experience every big bell out. Then we can know the world. I want to know the world. The world is ours. I must go punch that baby. Poor things, no playing intellect feeders. Hello everybody, welcome to this very special bonus episode of Papi's Flat Share. Now this is not actually an episode of our podcast.

We're giving you a little bonus treat. We're gonna give you. Oh, it's right. Yeah. It's really good to have you here because I think that's the noise the listener dear will be making when they find out they're getting a bonus treat.

It gives us a real portal into the real world, Clarky. In a lot of ways, I'm as surprised as they are. Yeah. I appreciate we have just started recording this and maybe I haven't exactly filled you in on what it is that we're recording. But that's very much the way I like to work. You'll, I'll tell you what, listen, if at the end of this you don't list down what's going on, then that'll mean I haven't done my job properly and we'll need to record

it a bit more. Matthew, you're assuming I've ever known what's going on. Well anyway, this is a little bonus sample of an episode we recorded with the trusty hogs. Now, if you've listened to these episodes in sequence, the last episode that dropped into the main feed was the episode of Beef Brothers Cold Turkey that we did live at the Cheerful Airful Festival with Catherine and Helen and Andrew of the trusty hogs. It was tremendous fun.

Chaos. Lots of fun. Lots of chaos. It was total chaos, but I really, really enjoyed it. I really enjoyed it. But before that, we recorded an episode of their podcast, trusty hogs, which was a Patreon only. They put their live episodes out on the Patreon only. So here's

a little treat for you. This is about 10 or so minutes of us with the trusty hogs on stage. Now they've already done, Andrew's done his stand-up. They've already done the sort of warm-up, I guess you'd call it. Oh, yeah, it was baking. Such a hot, hot warm-up. It was roasting by the time we got on stage. And this is just a little sample of that. But we cannot recommend their podcast highly enough. It's really a wonderful, it's a wonderful listen.

Yeah, that's so funny. They're two of the funniest people out there and their podcast really is, it's great. You know, like, the kind of the best podcast, I think, of that genre are conversations you feel would be happening whether or not there was a microphone there. And I feel like that's what I really get from Helen and Catherine.

They're two friends who both find each other ridiculous and they're trying to square that every week. And I love it. I think they're absolutely brilliant. So find each other ridiculous and they're trying to square that every week and I love it. I think they're absolutely brilliant. So you are in for a real treat. This is Clarkie and I, on stage, at the Cheerful Airful Festival with the trusty hogs. Enjoy it. Welcome to the stage! My name's Robert! Hello! Woohoo! Well, go follow the theme! Follow the theme!

Over here! Over here! Over here! Come close! Hey guys, was that the most professional introduction you've ever had to upon? Can I ask? Yes. Do we have to match your energy? So I can't do that. Because I can't do that. I'm so glad you asked, because I do a briefing outside in the corridor of our podcast, which

is like, so she's had two coffees. Do you actually know you've got to joke? No, that's exactly what I do. I just want to remind you you don't have to match our energy. Sure, that's fine. Okay, perfect. And I have to have to. Because the ones who try, the ones, that's fine. OK, perfect. Because we've got to have a problem. Because the ones who try, the ones who try, oh,

bless them, they get tockered, I'd solve that. Eight minutes in, you can see they're like, oh. So now, take it at your own pace, boys. Sure, thank you. Thank you, that's that. Please. Can I ask you a question? Have you ever been to the special need seal sanctuary

in Cornwall? No, no. Or donkey sanctuary, boys, isn't it? What? Huh? Those are the choices. Donkey's your sales boys, pick your boys and... Donkey's for me, please.

The Donkey one is great. The donkey sanctuary in Devon, they've got a 24 hour live webcam. If you go on their website, you can just see the donkey standing there like... LAUGHTER Wait, what are they like? 20... a whole year. Incredible. Incredible. If you go on their website, you can just see the donkey standing there like 20 a whole year incredible incredible are you off? Are you offering to take us is I don't know what's going on here? Is that are you going there Maddie? Are we going as a guy?

Is it gonna make you go? Would you actually I would genuinely love to? I'm literally stuttering If if you two would genuinely like to go to the donkey sanctuary, a hundred percent go with you. Catherine can't come because her and my sister had a falling out, but like, shhh. I was just my own self, but she hated my personality. Catherine needs to take a chill pill.

And you say we're going to solve people's problems tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you so much, Fresco. So how it happens? How it works? People are riding their problems, and we get round to them. We do, eventually. We definitely get around to them. And Andrew, how it works, if people are riding their problems and we get round to them, we do eventually, we definitely get around to them and Andrew, where are you Andrew? Hello!

Hi! Kewtpah, are you gonna come on and tell us a problem? We got one now. In a moment, first I want to check in with you guys and I can do that. I'm so organized. Oh my God. All of it's out loud, do you know that? all of it? That was that was was that your impression of yeah? Yeah me can I hit can I hear it again? Please oh yes

I'll be a question. I'll tell you no lies Oh, I love DM That is very much sort of like That's true. That is very much sort of like, glamour can via Kingston. Yes, yes, yes, yes. It's so many access, and none of them are mine. What do you want?

Give me the inward. Oi, my boy, say extra cat. Yeah, hey. My name's Catherine, Oi, my name's Catherine. Now you're neither of you. Can you do an impression, maybe? Well, I have a question before you do a impression of me. Which of you is there Helen?

Would you say? Oh, I believe. Oh, yeah. There's not many three members of PAF East. Oh, my God, you left your phone out. And our Helen, unfortunately, is having a baby at the moment. Yay, Tom. Yay, Tom.

Well, he's not having the baby. What's that? Like, he's not having the baby at the moment. Yeah Tom. Yeah, he's not having a baby. What's that? Like, he's not having a baby. You're saying men can't have babies? I'm saying that don't. Yeah, I love that. Here we go, here we go. I'm glad you're in the man. Yeah. Give her a minute. Come on, Keir's done that. Yeah, no, so Tom's partner is having a baby. We're swapping, you're doing our show after this as well. Yeah, but we've got two hours at this last. Yeah, unbelievable.

That's why I'm really pacing myself. I'm just wondering how I've spoken yet. But it's so clever. So you have two catharines. They have two catharines in their divide, that's quite smart. Yeah, yeah. Or we've just got a Ben and a Matthew. No, I think it's two catharines.

There are two types of people in this world. And we're the other one. Yeah. Hey, what kind of advice givers are you, please? I think I'm very quick to give advice and then I'm very quick to think, well that was bad advice. But I don't say that but out loud. Great, great, great. Okay, so. My team from Ben's reaction as well, you've been given advice by Matt a lot of times. Oh, of course, yeah. What's the worst advice ever given to you? I do podcasts. Yeah, yeah.

I got fooled for that one as well. Thank you so much. Yeah. How was your tours, old oak? Yeah. OK. Behave yourself. Actually, not if anyone's in the lester on things.

Oh, I'm sorry. All the other dates next week. Have you watched that documentary about the Nexium cult? What's the Nexium? Oh, it's a sex cult. And that woman from the show about Superman and... Yes, full-billed. And you've got this full-billed.

And God wrote into it because it started out as like, like an acting like self-help thing. And then they all got tattoos, but it turned out that they were his and her names. Even though they thought they were like, women's and power or something. Yeah, they got people, they wasn't even tattoos. They used like a soldering iron brand in people. That's right.

And I feel like we are like the first 30 minutes of that podcast, you know, like, yeah, I see that. You know what I mean? I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, I feel like this is, you're in! You know, like, you know what I mean? I feel like random people tonight. I feel like this, I feel like this is... You win! You know, this is out.

This is the bit of wild, wild country where you're going, yeah, I could live like this. Yeah! Before they start going, oh, you can only fuck this person and you've got to all have guns. I feel like that's the next episode. You can only fuck this person,

that would definitely be the rule. You're, if it'll call, I'd be the woman who runs the business affairs and does the like defense PR. Yeah. And you would definitely be the rule. If they're called, I'd be the woman who runs the business affairs and does their defense PR. And you would be the guru. Just that. The guru. I mean, not to do gun stuff, but I was thinking about it.

I believe in air, be a better man. No, no, no, no, no. Because everyone's like, oh, like, kid shouldn't play with guns, kid should play with guns. Yeah, go. I love to eat the other side of the argument. But where does the water gun fit in with that argument? Oh, it's good. The summer's not.

The summer without a water gun or a water grenade. Water balloon then. That's a water grenade. Yeah, why would you call it a water balloon? Because it's more fun to be a grenade. You know, when you're playing, you're more into falling. You're into falling. Let's make have a football.

Like all the fun stuff you do. Kid stuff, kid stuff. Family back then. Even they were like, fuck no. Absolutely fucking up. So very quick but then easy, quick to regret. And Ben. I'm sorry, you're talking faster than I can say.

What was the question? What kind of advice do you give? I swear you were sitting me out of water gun You missed it that train's gone the trains gone get the next one Here it is it's what kind of advice do you give to do? The train's gone, get the next one. Here it is. It's what kind of advice do you give? To-to. Could I ask you that, like, you're all obviously

big trusty hogs fans. You know, yeah. Of course, it's a brilliant podcast. I've never, up until this point, understood what that, like, half-speed listening thing. LAUGHTER Don't laugh at that! You want to know?

On a podcast, it's for now, I know exactly what it is. It's designed just for this podcast, isn't it? I mean, this is great value for money. You're going to get four hours of entertainment this one now. You know, some people listen to why it has to go to sleep. Bars is very much like, you're awake! Good morning! It's happened the day's here, let's go!

Well done, why are you sad with? I can't! What kind of advice do you give Ben? Um... Um... Water guns. Back. Back.

Good. What I like is you started the word bad, you know, not bad. Good, good, good. No, not good either. Some in between the... Average. Yeah, average went no, not bad. Good, good, no, not good either. Some in between, but average. Yeah, average, average advice. Ray, a five-hand delay.

OK, it looks good. Well, listen, let's give it a whirl. Andrew, you got a problem for us? This is going real good. I think so. It's only halfway through. Oh, shit. We need to speed up.

You just focus. We need to speed up. Speed up. Oh. Heather, mate, please. No, but I've still got my history of GuyFox. We're through, right? focus. Will he speed up? That is the place. I've still got my history of GuyFox. It was the Catholics. I said it.

I've got more on that. Hello. There's four topics to choose from. We have a wedding problem. They're always full of shoes. We have to be polite. I'm being polite. Oh my god. It's so bad of cheering.

Okay, wedding. Ooh. Wedding problem. Yeah, okay. A divorcing parents problem. Ooh. Yeah, that one, that one. Not the one you wrote in.

No one. Not the one you wrote in. No one. Meg. A teenage romance problem or starting standard problem. Oh, no. We don't want the last one, don't we? No. No. What do you think?

Ben? I'm, I'm, I'm Lynne towards wedding. Let's go wedding. I think it's a great choice. All right, wedding, please. This is good, actually, because Clarkie, you've been engaged for how long have you been engaged for? How have we done it to go to that?

How long? A couple of years. That's how many? Two years. Yeah, but pandemic, that's fine. That's not fine. Are you planning a big wedding? I can underwater one or something.

I think it's going to be nice to seals, you'll love it. Oh. Oh, that was trusty hugs, yeah. So that was our song stage of trusty hugs. I'll tell you now that was that the episodes they put out on their main feed are in the studio, but they still have that same manic energy. I'll say that much. So you've got a real good taste of what the hogs are all about.

If you like it, then get to wherever you get your podcasts, you know, Acast or Spotify or Apple Pods or any of those places and download. Start listening today because trusty hogs really is an absolutely fantastic podcast. Can't recommend it highly enough. Get along to that. We're going to be back next Tuesday with a brand new episode. The final episode of the year is going to be a festive house meeting. Oh lovely cannot wait, cannot wait.

So get your mince pies ready, leave out a carrot for the reindeer, and get ready to enjoy a very fun house meeting next week. Cheers everyone. Bye. Bye. a very fun house meeting next week. Cheers everyone! Bye! I have a surprise for you. Get in. Poor things is unlike anything you've seen. A woman plotting her coastal freedom.

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