Pardon My Take - Actor Chace Crawford, B1G Adds USC/UCLA, KD Wants Out & Mt Rushmore Of The Boys With Will Compton

Episode Date: July 1, 2022

The Big Ten has added USC and UCLA and chaos is back in College Football. (00:02:16-00:23:06) KD Wants out of Brooklyn and NBA Free Agency has begun. Actor Chase Crawford joins the show to talk about The Boys, acting in NYC and Hollywood, his brother in law Tony Romo and tons more. (00:24:03-01:02:17) Will Compton joins us to catch up and do the Mt Rushmore of the Boys. (01:03:04-01:34:01) We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (01:35:20-01:49:14)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we've got a twofer for the people. We got Chase Crawford, actor Chase Crawford from the Boys in Studio, talking to him. He's brother-in-law with Tony Romo, and we also got him to tweet for the first time in like 10 years. We have him in studio, and then we have Will Compton, the boy, Mount Rushmore of Boys.

Look at that. Nice little, what do you call that? What's the word? Synergy. There it is. Thanks, Jake. Nice little synergy. We have...

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Today is Friday, July 1st, and the big 10 is back all the way back. We're goblin it up. We're goblin it up. We got UCLA. We got USC. The big 10 power moves only. The big 10 is back added 11 national championships in basketball. No big deal.

I'll be honoring all of those. The big 10 is back. I just feel like we need to slow down for a second because I am excited about the real alignment just because I love chaos. There's some stuff that we can get into like the details of it. I love chaos. I love things switching up. I learned a long time ago that the world changes and you need to adapt with it.

It's pointless to fight this type of change. It's utterly pointless. You can be like, you know what? I miss the traditional rivalries, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I miss like USC in the one year where they're supposed to be back and Stanford just like kicks the share of them for no reason. I'm going to miss those games for sure. But this is the future.

It's going to happen. There's too much money out there. You can't stop it. It's pointless. Just be a bitter bitch about it. So just embrace the chaos with open arms. I'm just looking at it like they're going to be like 14 rose balls a year. Yeah.

It's just like there will be a there will be a rose ball every weekend as we move forward. And I got to imagine that this is going to provide a great opportunity to gamblers out there who get to finally like hammer Northwestern at home versus USC at 11 a.m. When there's like a tornado in Chicago and the Trojans quarterback has like never seen a cloud before. No, the best. I mean there was the famous you a Northwestern Stanford game a few. I was maybe like eight years ago.

But the hardest place to play is Evanson at 11 a.m. when when there's like half the crowd and most of the in the USC quarterback played in in front of more people in high school than he is playing in front of the Evanson crowd. And that's the that's the toughest place to play to get up for. I two things can be true at the same time. I obviously wish that it had stayed power five. I love the style of football that happens in the Big 10 versus Pac 12 versus Big 12 versus SEC versus ACC.

I love the traditional matchups. I love just the like different characteristics of each power five conference with that said this was going to happen. Texas and Oklahoma going to the SEC the Big 10 had to be proactive here and they had to go get someone because the Big 10 and the SEC they're far ahead of everyone else in terms of revenue in terms of footprint all these things like that is just a fact you I know the SEC is better than the Big 10 like overall if you want to talk about National Champions all that stuff but those are the two powers and the Big 10 needed to go and get someone

and also the Pac 12 USC and UCLA needed to join with one of the top two dogs. Otherwise they would be out too. I it just it all feels inevitable and if you're upset about it I get it but I also just asked one simple question what made more sense like from a traditional standpoint adding Rutgers and Maryland or USC and UCLA like this actually is more of a natural fit than Rutgers and Maryland were and as soon as time goes on and you have games happen and things happen on the field it just becomes what it is geographically Rutgers and Maryland made more sense but UCLA in terms of being good at sports is a better addition.

The hot seat in this is the ACC because it looks like the Alliance is dead. It looks like the Alliance remember that yeah there was all that Alliance talk where it's like okay if the SEC is going to continue to just put their dick on the table then that means Pac 12 the Big 10 and I guess it was just the ACC was the third element to that. We're going to team up and we're going to join forces or was it the Big 12 I forget was it the Big 12 or the Big 10 that was part of the Alliance. Either way regardless the ACC is out in the cold and it's looking it's not looking great for them but this type of stuff it's going to continue to happen.

I love it in terms of just getting to see different matchups in basketball and in football but imagine if you're like on the swimming team at USC or the lacrosse team and now you now Maryland just gets a kick to shit out of you every year like it's going to be weird for the non-revenue sports to travel all across the country all year long. That's the part that doesn't really make that much sense is having like those huge travel budgets and time spent away from school for like secondary thought teams at all these different schools. So besides that like I like it though in football and in basketball.

I think it's ultimately going to be a good thing. We get great logo matchups. That's what's really important like how cool is it going to be? We get to see like Iowa play against USC. USC is going to have to learn about fullbacks pretty damn quick. They're going to learn about them and we get like USC against you know Wisconsin USC against Michigan. I think that like those are going to be must watch games whenever they're on TV.

So for that reason as a as a fan of football on television you should be a fan of this realignment. Yeah and it's going to be more money. I mean it's all about money obviously that's not like some hot take that is why Texas and Oklahoma went to the SEC. That's why USC and UCLA are going to the Big Ten because those two conferences make the most money and there's a feeling that you know Texas and Oklahoma maybe it's a little different for USC and UCLA because they haven't been great the last you know whatever decade

but Texas and Oklahoma were sick of holding up everyone else in their conference and and I that like becomes a real thing and now they go to a conference where Ohio you know USC and UCLA go to a conference with Ohio State and Michigan and Penn State and like these big dogs these national brands. I it's it's all crazy. It also probably is all leading if you want to look like way way in the future probably probably like 10 years from now where schools are now like the athletic programs the big time college football and college basketball will just be separate from the school.

They'll just have the name of that school like they'll just be their own entity. They won't have to follow fall under the jurisdiction of the NCAA and they'll just license the name out and everyone will still root for them and that that's probably where it's all heading and when that happens in them in 10 years everyone's like NCAA football is dead again and NCAA football is you know dead because of the first realignment and dead because of NIL. I'm going to still watch. I'm going to watch till they stop playing it and I don't think they're going to stop playing

it. They're not going to stop playing it and as Cardale Jones said legendary DC defender when he was at Ohio State. I didn't come here to play school. That's that's what it's going to boil down to it's going to be football teams that happen to have the same name they probably live in the same town play in the same town practice in the same town but as far as like being totally completely intertwined with colleges maybe not so much anymore now that we should caution though because it's not a done deal

if you read the report. It hasn't been approved at the highest levels yet I don't know why they would put this out there since it's not completely done deal because this has happened before to USC in particular when they were going to join the Big 12 back in like I want to say 2010 2011 it was pretty much a done deal they're going to create a super conference involving I think it was like their their plot to make Texas want to stay committed to the Big 12 for the long term was they were going to realign they were going to get USC involved and a couple of teams I think at the Pac 12 and it ended up not happening because of money so until

it's signed and done it's it's not official yet it sounds like it's probably going to happen based on the people that have seen reporting about it but you know anything could happen it's not done yet. We're going to I'm going to say this right now next week by the way we have a show on Wednesday and we have an extended Dungeons and Dragons on Friday maybe next Tuesday we get Andy Staples on for like 10 15 minutes to explain it to us in maybe a smarter way than what we're saying right now I just know again it's inevitable it sucks I wish it was still power five but I'm also very happy that the Big 10 is actually doing something and

Kevin Warren is being proactive in saying I'm not going to have the Big 10 you know lose out on a potential USC UCLA situation I'm going to go get these guys and we're going to go toe to toe with the SEC. That's a good idea if you're the big if you're the Big 10 there's really I don't know how you can spin this how a Big 10 fan would be like this is this is bad I mean I understand that the geography thing is weird and the traditional matchups are kind of getting diluted and like you said the brand of football like yes it is cool having different brands of football taking place in different geographic regions of the country I like that but if

you want the conference to succeed you can't be rooting against this and they're going to be ripple effects out west too like I honestly think that on vibes alone Oregon should be in the SEC I feel like that's that's where they belong as a as a school if I'm just like going strictly off vibes. Well Oregon and Washington will be interesting whether they go to the Big 10 you'll see maybe a similar thing that happened in the Big 12 where they added you know Cincy and Houston and like will the will the Pac-12 now add a Boise which has been talked about before like there's there's different schools out there the deck is just going to keep getting

shuffled and then it will be fine for a few years and then it will be shuffled again and usually it lines up with when the TV deals are up and that's just how it's going to keep going and you got to just get used to it because this is just this is what college sports are now and again well like you can hand ring right now and I understand if you're Pac-12 fan you're pissed you have every right to be pissed just like Big 12 fans had a right to be pissed you're losing traditional rivalries that sucks but when it comes to Saturday in the fall you're still going to tune in and watch the games I don't know we should get we should get an opposing point of view on here how about we kick it to Hank the hater

because Hank Hank was texting some hate to us in the group chat I'm not a hater I don't like that nickname whatsoever no for this instance your hater well college football I mean we've talked about it like I am from the northeast I had obviously didn't go to college I don't didn't don't have any big school ties other than LSU but it's just not I didn't I just had called football as a joke they need to become a league like this is this is just a professional sports league at this point that's what's going to happen though right like that and that's and that's fine like I'm not hating but like they just need to stop and what you said big cat like the they're going to separate where like they have the

team name but they're not like college athletes like I just don't it just makes no sense and I guess it makes sense from like a financial standpoint or cuz you know Texan Oklahoma joining the SEC but UCLA and the Big Ten makes no sense yeah but it does it at least you have the Rose Bowl historical fact you know factor there which I get like there's there's matchups that have history between the Pac-12 and the Big Ten but yeah I mean it but again ten years ago if you said Rutgers is the Big Ten you'd be like what the fuck right right this happened yeah it happened for me it started happening when they when the ACC basketball like when when like they started switching that up that's when I was like this makes

no sense and it is what it is I'm just not a huge college football fan and this is making me less of a college football fan I'd say yeah I mean Nebraska was in the big 12 like the big 12 mix up where Missouri leaves and all these things like the deck has been shuffled so many times now that nothing can really shock me anymore like that's kind of what it where I land I could be disappointed that we've lost some of the history and traditions but I also never going to be like how could they how could this happen because it's clear that if you're a big time conference you know AD you know AD or you're you're the director of a commissioner of a conference you have to be thinking big picture and you have to

basically be throwing out any idea of tradition in history and being like who can get us the most money let's go grab and it sucks it sucks but it's the facts it would be sick if they I mean they can never do it it's all money based but like if there was two conferences the SEC like a big SEC conference and a big Big Ten conference and then some type of relegation system for the smaller schools yeah yes like that would be that would be awesome but and that's what it's like they're kind of going there but they're not going to actually do that I don't think relegation will happen I would love to see that it would be great Boise States of the world you know the smaller like the the Mountain West schools and stuff like

they should have a shot but I don't know you should also be able to trade schools like they should be you should be allowed to trade Nebraska for USC if you're the Big Ten why wait oh what do you mean like trade them just straight up it just be fun yeah I mean no like real logistical reason behind it would just be fun if like the commissioners were willing dealing behind the scenes and like actually trading trading colleges yeah yeah that would actually be fun if that yeah if teams could get traded back and forth you know the smartest guy in the room is though Mick Cronin Mick Cronin probably his whole life's goal was to get a Big Ten championship and he's he's gonna have the opportunity to do that like he is the big I know like he coaches

Cincinnati but like everything about that guy is like he he's Big Ten distilled well so him and Lincoln Riley who now will have the legacy of I don't know if there I think it seems like to pack 12 the USC and UCLA teams are gonna go 2024 but let's just say somehow you know the pack 12s like fuck it get out of here and they do 2023 Lincoln Riley has to be the first coach ever to coach a big 12 pack 12 big 10 and three consecutive seasons right yeah I mean I can't imagine it well yeah Oklahoma win the the big 12 last year uh Oklahoma did not win the big 12 last year that was Baylor that's right okay yeah no but that's that's gonna be a fun fact to bring up in like 10 years like who's the only coach to do that like it do you think Lincoln Riley had any

inkling about this happening they had to have told him right during the interview process I don't know it seems like this has been I think this has obviously been something that has been in the wind for a while but from everything I've read from the people that like I trust reading online it's been about like three or four months in the making so that probably would not totally line up with when Lincoln Riley went to USC but it's it's very funny to think that if he didn't know it and he was like I'm going to the pack 12 where I can dominate and now he might have to play like Ohio State every year that that's just a very funny idea to me yeah so I guess Oklahoma fans are happy about this because they kind of see he might have gotten fucked over on it right right exactly okay um okay

so uh wait did you have breaking moves Hank breaking moves yeah if you're watching the video on YouTube you can see my face when this happened I don't want to interrupt you guys in front of that but uh Kevin Durant has officially requested a trade from the Brooklyn Nets whoa destination of the phoenix hunts whoa wow hilarious all right so instant takes instant takes turns out he might not like Kyrie anymore turns out he might have thought hey Kyrie isn't that much fun to be around turns out that we should take back everything bad we've said about Kevin Durant ring chasing because he's going to phoenix to play with Chris Paul right and yeah a team that is I think I what wasn't the stat that they have been they've won more playoff games without winning a NBA championship

than any other franchise there's something like that now it's woe's just tweeted less than a minute ago phoenix and Miami Miami culture culture Jake Jake let me get let me get a culture vibe on Kevin Durant how does he fit fantastic he keeps his head down maybe a little on twitter but that would be awesome him and jimmy i'm sure like bam i'm sure it would involve the trade of like hero and Duncan or something but i would assume they would keep jimmy and bam as the core what do you mean he keeps his head down unpack that thought for me just literally keep this head down he's always on twitter bad posture yeah i guess this is a crazy from i was actually uh i had to take three hours before free agency i had to take stew finer out to lunch today and i was actually walking back

from the lunch and i was like there's really nothing that we can talk about today because like nothing's happened and it was like usc ucla and now this bam bam back back to back crazy that is that's wild what a wild day hey the nfl now has to drop there to sean watson news has to just nfl you have to be king i actually i did a little bit of research on uh on the news dumps the history of the nfl news dump going into both fourth of july weekend and labor day weekend there's like hundreds of people that have been either suspended or like major breaking news on these big weekends in particular going back to like the start of roger doles tinder it's shocking like i i went through the list of everything we've had like uh uh ruben foster news we've had jamis winston

sheldon richardson rilando mclean johnny football demarcus laurance uh darin waller darin waller again rodney harrison travis henry uh anthony gonzalez mike williams jonathan dweyer like that this is the weekend that it all happens antonio gates was on one of these weekends too it's vincent jackson the names go on and on and on to sean watson is definitely they're going to announce this news because the nfl is king it has to be yeah it has to be it will it will have been announced by the time this podcast yes so instant reaction um i thought it could have been more yeah uh yeah i don't think that you could say it should have been less here we go and that was the sean watson well that that's that's what roger does that was our

what he's gonna do what is what he's gonna do is he's gonna be like uh he's he's suspended indefinitely which just means like i don't want to i don't want to say a number because if i say a number then half the people will be like that's too much the other half will be like that's not enough so he's just gonna be like he's um he's just kind of he's not gonna play but just for a while but you guys forget about him put that on a quote board pardon my takes official statement it could have been more probably could have been less that's our that's our take on the shot what sean watson suspension whatever it's released i love it but kd i wonder what happened i wonder what happened kd because it seemed like just reading the tea leaves he was going to stick

around next year and something changed well it's i mean i have no inside information and this could be the timelines could be way off but it's it would almost be perfect if you was like i'm so sick of kairi's shit i'm gonna tell him that i'm gonna stay and then when he opts in i'm gonna tell i'm gonna ask for a trade like he fucked me i'm gonna fuck him you know who would have that information like the inside information if we want to just like get him on the phone or on a face time real quick frank the tank no no he's been you haven't been in the office last uh day it's been bad it has been a bad situation the mats are crumbling you know they're still in first yeah i kind of just want to like hear like 10 seconds frank the tank oh yeah if we could keep

it to 10 seconds i would i would agree there's no way how about we call him we hang we hang up at 10 seconds like a bad guy in a movie trying not to get their phone to grab him no no no i think you can hear him i communicate with him exclusively on dms open the door real quick just open the door we're not that's all we're gonna do is just open the door open the door and if we can hear him okay no okay close it all-time bad idea pft but you also in your defense in your defense you haven't been here in the last day and it's been it's been bad it's been a lot of yelling uh to a lot of people like more so than ever more so than ever all right um yeah well so like i said we have a show on wednesday and then we have a show on friday so we'll recap any nba free agency on

wednesday and we will uh do the dungeon and dragon on friday um should we get to the interview should we get to chase crawford and will compton and then we'll wrap up with firefest uh chase crawford is brought to you by revitalite revitalite is advanced rehydration solution designed to replenish vital fluids and minerals it's powered by the same electrolyte formula found in the baby but with an improved taste and texture more appealing to adults revitalite is conveniently sold next to beer wine and liquor so you can shop like an adult and hydrate responsibly barstool black label berry floss frost flavor pro tip drink half at night and the other half of the morning for optimal results pick up your revitalite black label today in store online at barstool store

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tony romo question which we've said some shit about him we'll have to get into that later because it is your your brother-in-law i think i was just going to go with like have you always been this hot have you no just just just only up until recently yeah yeah um you did you have like an awkward teenage stage where you were like oh this dude's gross fully had the full like ginko's abacrombie pukashells highlighter hair pulled through the cap with the break i mean it was it was bad you know you're saying that's a bad thing i thought you were describing your hot kind of amazing here's an average you're an abacrombie model in high school right no i i work i work there but i uh you know i've made them yeah exactly by the way did you see the documentary where they

like tried to cancel the abacrombie i did i did i watched it i was like for an hour and a half i was like so wait what's the point and i just like it was like a waste of an hour and i get it but it was a little weird yeah yeah it was weird to see though how i kind of came up and uh man i just have ptsd from the waft of cologne coming from the mall yes yes what's the process like to getting hired at abacrombies it's just like hey you look so much like the guys on the walls you should just hang out here all the time we'll pay you to hang out here like down to some push-ups can you some push-ups yeah you know they i i just walk by i mean they're definitely hiring under 18 you know they were at the time and they don't really care like yeah you want to work here perfect great uh yeah don't

some don't some pukashells so i mean back to the hot question um you did like when you were here in the office yesterday there were people who were like did you see each rate chase croff croffer did you see him did you see him is that weird though to walk because like i know i've never had that feeling of walking into a room and everyone being like damn this guy's good looking so like do you i you know it's it's a very like stupid question but it is it's kind of like when i ask an nfl player like what's it like being so fast like what's it like being so right no no no listen i will say it's it's great from from the the boys demographic is definitely a lot different from the gossip girl like you know right it's very specific like teen like 14 to 15 year old

girls you know if i see a certain group walking down the street but but the boys has been it's been nice it's been uh you know like guys at the gym or a tsa like hey the deep man what's going on the deep bro you know it's a great a great mix up so it's nice yeah to have the yeah two different demographics it's always the best actually at tsa it's happened to me twice i think at tsa where an officer has like recognized maybe my laptop or something like that gave it away and then i'm like okay my drugs are fine yeah you know it's not going to bust me it's ron this guy's like i'm me down like real serious i'm a tiny drug to my little drug my jeans i'm like i'm like trying to throw it away and now he's like you're the deep baby give me a hug you know that's great

that's i really enjoy those interactions so i uh i started the boys yesterday actually because you were coming in everybody said interview prep by us listen i i don't do that for any of the podcast started the show yesterday yeah so i watched the first two episodes last night uh hank has been telling me to watch it for months now so i finally got around to watching it so please don't give anything away uh past the first two episodes at least okay but you seem to be doing a very good job of playing a real dickhead and i mean that's as like a compliment yeah no thank you like do you get tired of playing assholes yeah i mean it was good to switch it up from you know the the teen soap that we did here in new york for a long time so it was good to switch it up but uh yeah that that

first episode yeah it's a big uh it's a big 180 scene right there yeah but uh but then it like kind of gear shifts into me you know saving the fucking dolphin from ocean land you know oh so you become a good guy i mean he's a bit of a comic relief sort of you know like they do switch gears tonally which is interesting you know okay you know i like ejecting the dolphin through the through the windshield but this this year yeah the storylines get weirder and weirder that's for sure who yeah i like that i'm gonna have to start watching i'm gonna follow up on it yeah watch two more episodes you have to tell her yourself um but yeah i mean like it was uh it was very funny when you came in yesterday and everyone was like damn chase crawford the one thing that

bothers me though about your name and where you're from you realize you would have been like a perfect texas quarterback like chase crawford is a name that this podcast alone would have done like a five minute bit on just being like i love it like if you had been a backup quarterback and gotten into a game right we would have been like chase crawford was meant for this moment he doesn't even spell his name like you know with an s it's a c and like all these things i i don't want to say you miss your calling but that what that you were a perfect texas quarterback i tried i tried you know i was i was you know good quarterback went in like pee we when i was about 10 years old and then it was like my dad's like i don't know if you're gonna get much much

bigger than like one 160 you know 511 you know what i mean is like texas he's like let's just maybe stick to golf for a minute so uh that's kind of what uh yeah the the age and and height and weight kind of surpassed me but uh well he named you so he probably was kind of bummed out like all right this didn't work out like i gave you the name primed you yeah we live in texas yeah well this was side diversity he's like i've carried you as far as i can but seriously like colt macoy chase crawford yeah those are those are similar names it was like supposed to be chance he's like i'm gonna drop the end yeah it's gonna be awesome chase the ace so you're you're from lubbock right born in lubbock yeah when you grew up there was it still a dry town you know i was i i think it was

i was only one year in about two we moved to oklahoma city and then and then to dallas basically but we'd go back uh you know we grew up red raiders fans tech and uh yeah i mean i think it was i think it was dry for a long time wasn't it that's a fun team to root for though if you have to pick especially like when we were growing up i think we're about the same age but in our childhood like through middle school high school college if you didn't root for a team that was going to be competing for a national championship texas tech was a perfect team because they're going to score like 55 points every single week fun to watch so i was kind of a homestand from that i love love kingsbury and and my dad went to uh oklahoma so you know we like oh you as well but uh yeah oh what

do you think about the the switch the sec it's going to be a very difficult like you you obviously if your dad's in oklahoma fan you know you you you lived in the area you grew up in the area i feel like oklahoma fans aren't ready for being in the sec and losing more than like two games a year by the way i mean i can see both sides it was a bloodbath down i mean i was with my dad when the news came out it was depressing down there in oklahoma really yeah yeah it was a it was a this still there's a lot of a lot of a lot of bitterness over that but uh yeah that move him and i talk about the move to sec i mean how are you gonna it's just it's it's it's gonna be very competitive and very interesting to see how they navigate that's gonna be tough why would you want

to be coaching yeah yeah like it's i think oklahoma will be fine overall because it's such a great program but when you don't get to play kansas every year right it's like you know there's there's there's vanderbilt but that's about it in the sec every other team is heavy hitters every week yeah right stress too if obviously if you're the number you know you if you're the coach that's a lot of it's a lot of stress yeah yeah i'm i'm just nervous for the oklahoma fan base because i feel like they are so used to like losing two games a year is like the max for oklahoma right you see one of those is to an sec team in bull season yeah one of those by like 35 points yeah one of them is two like a kansas or someone and then they're like oh oklahoma season's done and like no it's not

they're back right right i've been paying too much but hopefully they can recruit some good some good players after the mass exodus but yeah yeah it was a depressing day yeah so as a as a joint texas tech oklahoma guy are you big baker guy yeah we were you know i mean for for the most part we were me and uh and and tony's tony's boys the middle ones are big i mean they're both they're all watch sports but but riv the middle one he was a big brown browns baker fan for a while too so we kind of uh hopped on that bandwagon yeah i mean when he was oh you we definitely were so how do you how do you feel yeah i sense some animosity no no no not at all we like baker i think he kind of got a raw deal last year right because he was hurt the entire time yeah of course he wants to play

it's on the it's on the team the coaching staff to be like no man you suck right now because you're hurt you shouldn't play right you can't let him be like you can't trust a player to say no i'm fine let me go out there you have to be able as a coaching staff to be like no i'm gonna make the decision you're out so he kind of got fucked on that one but then i hear you uh he's also like you know he hasn't lived up to being the first overall pick especially all the shit that he talks he loves talking shit he does love talking shit but he only plays good when like people are talking shit about him so i feel like this next chance for him now that he's got like a chip on his shoulder again right i think he'll be okay i think he's gonna be fine he might not be like you know

top five quarterback ever but he could be top ten he might need to switch up exactly i think he didn't really fully pan out as as the number one pick but uh yeah we wrote we wrote that train for a while for the browns but uh yeah what can you do yeah even you can't decide like where you get picked is a lot of like how the story gets written about you right and being the number one pick always makes the expectation sometimes unrealistic right which is not fair but and you know burrowed you know he's doing it yeah he's fun to watch yeah he's our guy too um i have a story right here that i read that you have to either confirm or deny it's outrageous because you seem like a guy who's got it all um you know what i'm gonna ask i have no idea okay so i the story read basically that uh

in the new season of the boys on amazon they had to uh use CGI effects to shrink your penis because it was too big that might be the coolest story that's ever been written about anyone that literally is what i read it was i mean it's why it's a ridiculous thing why do you have to write a story here and chase crawford reveals why his bulge was ended out of the boys and then the the actual the article is like yeah it was too big they had to make it smaller what the fuck i feel like there's been a little bit of a game of telephone that's been happening but now now that it's ended at this place i can't confirm nor deny i'm not gonna deny it obviously either you have the the like a huge cock or you have the greatest publicist of all time like one or the

other because that's i need a story like that where it's like yeah pardon my takes of family programs so they had to edit you know it's all happening according to plan yes it's all finally taking shape i was just doing a little research i was like wait is this story real sure runner kripke was like we get no notes from amazon but the first one we got was that can't fucking happen we've got to take that out and we had to edit out the very first note that you've ever gotten the first one you've got your show has people's heads that explode constantly and they don't care about really anything else there's just like pink mist and goo everywhere in the show and they're like that cock's too big yeah jayson's hog is way too large what the fuck you're more realistic

oh man and why do we have to bring CGI into this why can't like just spray you down with water yeah right make it yeah turn the ac down nice back yeah we had to spend four million dollars to make chases cock look smaller the best part is i love these stories because i always just think about like the dude that spent like years and years at like usc like filmmaking school right like his job is now to just make your dick smaller frame my friend yeah he's sitting in the room in his computer he's like a genius person yeah he spent years and years perfecting his craft right and like you know the studio is like hey we got a we got a big task for you it's like what's up be like am i gonna make you know like these guys go to the moon or something make it look like really

cool no uh i'm just gonna have to have you adjust this one real quick welcome to the boys yeah this is a new show uh i wouldn't teach that in school if there's actually like a class yeah that shows like the art to making it smaller yes dick editing yeah dick editing one on one there's probably more in the valley than it is at usc yeah i heard that you came in here yesterday and you sat down with the lcb guys lights came from barstool guys yes and they asked you a question about who you would want to play yeah movie and you said tiger woods whoa i did okay do you stand by that i stand by what what kind of movie are we talking about here well uh i mean listen i i it was it was you know that's never gonna happen in the real world but uh i i do we were talking sports i'm a big golf fan

i i i like the tiger documentary but it wasn't he wasn't really a part of it i we i feel like we yeah you know he's my the mj of my time i i i'm obsessed with tigers so uh i feel like we need like a full at least a documentary like like the last dance like a 10 parter you know what i mean he's one of the most fascinating sports figures ever ever but then they were like you know you could probably play steve is caddy i'm like great sign sign sign me up yeah why not yeah wait so who's your favorite golfer right now who do you root for oh man uh i uh zalatoris will zalatoris went to my high school he's one of our guys yeah i played i played with him in dallas with tony sometimes he's he's a great dude um yeah root for him uh i like jt and speeth as well you know i played a couple

rounds with speeth great dude yeah and scottie sheffler i mean these are all you know these are these are the texas boys yeah uh sheffler's great so how how what's your game like are you terrible i mean like actually terrible because i would i would imagine the guy who gets his cock cgi just like he's like i'm terrible i'm i shoot i shoot a 78 i i played i played a play a little better when i was younger i just don't practice i'm i'm 80s you know and that's pretty good yeah so you're talking to a couple like 130 guys okay so actually broke 130 last week 127 congratulations thank you congrats skip three holes on nine yeah front nine how good is tony for real because i like i always i'm always curious like can these guys we saw him the homes

play in the match and right i mean from what i saw was like this guy if he put enough time in it is tony like if he put enough time he said i'm just gonna golf do you think he could be maybe even tour like close to tour i think he's got a chance i mean tony's also the guy that can not play you know when he's playing football he can not play for like six months and just pick up a club and still shoot even par you know what i mean right yeah he's he's got a pretty well rounded game he's just a solid i mean he's got you know he's got that thing i mean when he was when he was growing up he even started uh playing football late and he's sort of at that he like knows how to see a motion and adapt to it so he can watch he watches all the videos on youtube

and just he just has that motion you know i don't know how he does it it's frustrating one time he hurt his finger and he played he played one handed and still beat me yeah it was ridiculous well that's also like any professional athlete when you see them do any other sport you're like oh yeah that's why they're a professional athlete yeah you know what i mean it's like they move different than everyone else makes me so angry yeah yeah yeah what's he like as a as a brother-in-law like strong side weak side yeah we're the pros and cons it's strong side weak as a family member yeah that's a better way i was gonna when i wrote down the question it was gonna be like chaser would you say you like or love tony romo love tony romo okay all right yeah i know we're like we're like no

we're like brothers no he's he's he's he's awesome i do i have great memories uh you know me and my dad going going to the games we grew up cowboys fans you know what i mean i guess it was just i mean since we were little we got like the starter jacket pictures and everything so we were you know very excited but tony's just an all-around great dude his family's great uh we got golf in common we like to play the boys little boys are great but uh tony's awesome yeah he's taking me everywhere on the you know we've never said anything no no weaknesses worst part about being brother-in-law tony romo the worst part yeah oh man he's tough uh i'm you know he's he he he he he's not very you know i like to eat i mean he does do but he's very i try and get him to try all these new things he

doesn't he likes to stick to the to the basics okay i mean so i'm trying to get him away from just the just the meat and potatoes but that's it you know what i mean i always forget i try and take him to these nice restaurants and he you know he takes everything off the hamburger so it's uh okay okay that's actually a good answer you know yeah yeah yeah chase crawford is brought to you by our great friends over at roman what would you want to last longer summer nights a good tv show an awesome concert well roman wants you to last longer in bed that's right three hundred and forty percent better in bed roman swipes are the secret to longer lasting sex roman swipes are uniquely formulated to reduce overstimulation without eliminating sensation altogether the more consistent

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what's like the next thing because it's always hard when we talk to pro sports players they're like yeah I want to win a championship I want to be an MVP like what is for you in terms of your career like what's the next thing you want to do or challenge yourself with. It's a good question I'm having a lot of fun doing comedy on this show it kind of you know everything's sort of morphed into into TV and and the film lines are blurred you can kind of do whatever you want and the older I get I'm like you know you just start taking yourself a lot less seriously you know what I mean it's like Oscar like I'm that captain weirdo you know trying to be but be Johnny captain weirdo Oscar guy I mean it's just I think you just want to work with your friends and do and do

fun material that you enjoy working on that must be eating it yeah I mean I want to be a part on the other side of it and have more agency to create what what we want to do that must have been kind of refreshing not like I would imagine as an actor it's actually kind of similar to us as like podcasters like you know most actors like I want to be you know Robert De Niro or Al Pacino it's like not everyone can be that like we're we're not going to be TV guys you know what I mean right right but realizing what you have is fun and enjoying that is a very liberating feeling it is you play to your strengths right I mean you play to your strengths try and try and try and try and have fun the best you can and do what you want to do and do what the people you want to

do it with yeah everyone has their own path so you know we all still try and figure that out but yeah I mean this the boys is the most fun I've ever had doing anything so it's it's been great yeah and I'm sure you still get like when you're walking down the street there's still a bunch of gossip girl fans that are just you know like oh hey what's up like that it was that a role that we'll never be able to like outrun in a way it seems that way yeah Netflix went in the pandemic like all the episodes were on there it's sort of like revived it with did you notice it could you feel it like I could feel yeah people are watching this show yeah yeah yeah I mean that's still the same it's the same age yeah I'm like 37 now but yeah and in New York too it's funny it's it's more

of the tourists but you're walking down the street and it's like we shot it here for so long New York was such a big part of it it's like oh there's like Mickey Mouse in Disneyland he's right yeah in the city you know so they get they get excited do you ever like it's fun do you try to stay away from some of the places that you would film scenes in for gossip girl because that'd be kind of weird for people to come and be like well I already saw this on tv like that guy is actually here right I feel I feel like there used to be bus tours to certain places I don't know it's it became something insane but yeah like the I don't know if the palace hotel's to live in there but they that was one of the big places uh yeah I mean I still walk around the city and I'm like we shot

there and there and uh yeah so it's gotta be such a weird feeling to to have a show a very popular show be like revitalized by Netflix and streaming and then have everyone like rewatching it or watching it for the first time right and you're like I haven't thought about this in a long time like 10 years yeah it's it's a little bizarre yeah definitely insane but uh yeah yeah what's up with your twitter account by the way they asked me this yesterday I never logged in I never logged in twitter I think it got hacked from what they were telling me I see you have 21 tweets you haven't tweeted since 2015 and you have 110 thousand followers what's what's going on do we have it's not bad yeah I know too but like have you ever had the urge I mean this is smart that you

you aren't on twitter because twitter is a hell site but have you ever had the urge to get on maybe interact no I really I haven't really I mean but maybe I take a photo of this and maybe like this is my first tweet since 2015 wait so do you have yeah do you have your twitter account right now could you log in I don't actually I don't know if they've let me in let me see let me see should we do it wow yeah look at your following right now right now we just popped off a tweet yeah let's do it you're following you follow Tony you should just be like I don't think Oklahoma should go to the sec it's like not only is your twitter back but you're just behind the times in all time I'm not sure if they should I don't I don't know oh you follow uh Miles teller you only

follow nine people we love Miles yeah I'm friends with him out in LA we go all full of time and he's yeah Philly right is he is he a dick all the time and I say that in a very nice way like I when we had that interview with we interviewed him a couple years ago right and we came out of it like yeah he's he's kind of a dick but like in a way that I loved you know what I mean like a ball busting probably for just ball busting talking sports yeah right I enjoyed it so much like going back and forth and like talking shit to each other he likes to chop it up yeah he likes to yeah talk shit on the golf course we'll shoot pool together yeah he's competitive yeah I yeah him and him and I are super tight man and Top Gun was awesome yeah incredible yes I got I got in it you're in I got

in somehow so how do we that's what should we say let's see this is you should go after uh Lincoln Riley be like Lincoln Riley's a scum yes yes you should be like you're a coward like you're a coward for leaving Norman I can't believe Lincoln Riley thinks the grass is greener USC or he's in for a rude awakening let me just throw this out there you could tweet it your brother-in-law and be like hey why don't you go on part of my take I mean that would be interesting I'll tell him I'll yeah I'll just tweet him right now tweet the Oklahoma take and then reply to that and tag Tony Romo and be like hey I'm hanging out with these fun guys that part of my take or I have another one for you so whenever I have like a bad loss um I pretend that I'm hacked so I tweet like

a link to a ps5 being like I'm giving away a free ps5 you could do that that's amazing where it's like you've been at for seven years yeah yeah yeah is it just part of my take or is it pf pm at part of my take at part of my take yeah on part of my take this is hilarious this is his first tweet since 2015 we're breaking news here this is enormous breaking news here we go your last tweet was an ad from December 9th 2015 that's incredible and I don't know it just seems like it's a cesspool for I don't know I don't know it's a terrible place you should you should you should tweet it and just never come back until you come back on our show every time you come on you have to tweet okay that's it it's just that wow this is a time chase must be in yeah he must be on

part of my take right now he's tweeting again because back in 2015 one of your last retweets was from Tony when he said the NFL has cancelled our fantasy football convention this year in Vegas and that is disappointing and that's like a completely different world yeah in the world we live in right now where the NFL has like gambling partners gambling partners Calvin Ridley is laying down $500 parlays I remember that story being like yeah Tony's right like this is absolute bullshit why are they doing this wow okay it's done you did it what did you say we weren't able to send your tweet fucking Elon damn what's going on I don't know maybe we'll have to do it afterwards it's in the draft is it too long do they still do what what what did you say sit on part of my

tag we pissed about Lincoln Riley going to USC and they want to see Tony Roma on the show first tweet since 2015 oh man how's it not going they probably emailed you they're probably they're checking your email and they're like hey we want to make sure this is you that might be it oh that's a great first tweet back I love that I had just had it let's see that I mean this is yeah we're making history right now it doesn't it doesn't say it doesn't let me do it why wouldn't it let you tweet I don't know is it too many characters is that I don't know 280 is what we're up to now all right well you treated later I'll do it I'll do it I appreciate that I just followed you so that's big following nine people I think it's only good for like comedians like you guys are

probably great on there you know we're not now you know come on we're washed up yeah we're old I just basically tweet whatever whatever's on my TV in front of me right right it's just like you like just I'm watching sports and I tweet about that that's about it okay I just everything I just complained to corporations for bad customer service right right I've almost done that I'm like that can't be my first tweet back from 2015 that would be awesome if you've been off for seven years and you're like you're like hey I hop yeah hey hey hey Chipotle pancakes are done yeah when I order double guac I mean double guac yeah just coming back hot out of the gates um wait so so like what's the next what's coming up though what's the next thing on Chase Crawford's like I want to get you

what what's the role that we can get you in we have a movie we could pitch you on but that's separate I want to hear that yeah is it me playing Tiger Woods because that's all we actually actually we could yeah because this is so it's a movie I don't want to get into the details too much and we'll have you send an nda after but um it's it starts Adam Sandler Chris Rock Kevin Hart David Spade Tofer Grace Lawrence Taylor Robbsh no no no no no fantastic yeah no it's gotta who's who it's called boner dogs so and it's about a dog a team of dog sled dogs that get lost out in the wilderness one of them has a boner actually he should be the stunt cock you should be the stunt cock yeah but I'll be the dog and also the voice of Tiger Woods's dog right right this is that would

be great yeah we'll cast Tiger Woods's dog yeah let's do an awards campaign this sounds awesome okay it's animated it's animated now we're working with loosely attached happy Madison ever heard of them of course yeah yeah yeah things are oh Kevin Garnett's in it too yeah yeah it's gonna be a good movie yeah this sounds amazing we've been verbally writing it for four years now five years five even more verbally right there's no script it's all appear well we're so stupid that we've done just enough where we say it so many times that people someone is going to just make a movie out from under us keep plugging it yeah boner dogs yeah obviously yeah well Sandler's in he he's told us on the show that he was in well speaking of happy Madison and

Sandler my I've always thought like there hasn't really been another a good golf you know like in the golf world you know what I mean you're in a big bag of your you know yeah I mean there was like tin cup bag of bag of ants what else is there yeah no I I agree with you like tin cup was good was great yeah it was great but there's obviously a million baseball movies and a million football basketball we should we need new golf move you could play a really good like uh like cop who golfs you know like you saw you saw golf course crime just just yeah that's there you go that's the tech mustache Miles can play the other guy yeah would you be have you ever played a cop before no I feel like you you would be good at playing like a bad ass but funny cop I give off some

cop energy great oh yeah no that'd be yeah it'd be good to do some comedy he's basically just saying you would look good in aviators yeah which is true because you would try these on let's see if you can play a cop yeah pretend you're pulling me over yeah yeah no that works yeah yeah yeah you look like a cop I think you would probably look good in anything so talking to Miles about top gun we actually interviewed him I think like two years before top gun came out because it was like the start of the pandemic it was right before the pandemic that we interviewed him yeah and I was literally like two weeks before and he was talking about how excited he was and how awesome the movie was gonna be then we kind of forgot about it right it came back when he was filming were you buddies

with him then I was they filmed it like four years ago I mean it's been on the shelf for a long time because of the pandemic obviously so yeah he's been excited for it to come out yeah he's been great yeah they filmed it like 2018 or something like that I think so that seems to me like it'd be one of the toughest movies to film like being actually in the planes yeah yeah yeah he told me a little bit about that I didn't I didn't uh you know Miles you gotta get me in there for that sequel man no but yeah yeah I guess they had to do the full flight train they shot it in the actual airplanes yeah what's the toughest what's the toughest role you've ever had to play whether it be like what you're filming or how you had to play it you know I mean it's not that I

haven't had that that many uh extremely tough I mean probably this one just as far as like you know being being in like the condom suit all day long like the like the wetsuit I have to wear and just having to sort of maintain at the gym I mean that's that's really been it but it's been it's been a breeze other than that you know the actual work so speaking of that how rampant is like HGH and steroids in Hollywood because all these guys I hear rumors I don't think I'm not accusing you I do not think that you have no no no I I have not but I mean I you know it's I get the temptation especially if you're you know whatever if you're a little bit older and want to want to do it for just a specific amount of time like I there's definitely some people to do that it's basically

anytime there's a new story where it's like this guy did this workout for six weeks and became like a like mid 90s WWE star right like you're like heck that makes no sense how would that happen well no one's getting like the Roger Goodell like you know email or you know mail mail in their locker be like get you gotta get we're gonna be tested again tomorrow like no one's getting tested obviously I don't think anyone really cares as long as they do it you know right on their own time and then you get the Instagram ad where it's like do the workout that Brad Pitt did for Fight Club and it's yeah I don't think that's gonna get me Brad Pitt's body but okay testosterone pills yeah I've been doing the 300 workout for the last 10 years yes that one you 10 you gotta do 10

sit-ups before breakfast and then you get the nine pack of abs on your stomach you look just like King Leonidas I'm curious to know because when we have actors on the show like it's it's always fascinating to hear the moment that they knew that they had something going on that they because everybody that wants to be an actor they're like I want to move to LA and I want to make it so was there a moment where you were like I think I think now I've made it right uh I guess I guess it was probably you know gossip girl out here uh you know again uh unfortunately but it was I mean it was it was it was amazing I guess we were seeing the black keys and the arctic monkeys in Central Park probably about this time in the summer like

first time in the summer we're like 21 years old awesome you know New York is awesome and people did start coming up to us at that point at that like outside in Central Park and that was a little bit of a moment like oh okay this is we got like a fan base here yeah this can be something cool and then uh yeah that was that was uh that was that kind of moment that moment there and then the billboards were were kind of the other thing like okay wow yeah okay so that was a long time ago a little tip going forward the correct answer is being on this show right now that's what you got to do and make us feel good that's right I finally made it I have finally made it this is it this is the new one you're touching this is my new moment yeah you're part of our you're part of our

crew now we do take care of our own I love it that's what you have that's actually the pitch you need to have to Tony because again we've never said anything bad about him walking in the bar offices yes that's that's been my we then have us back we're very we're very quick like if we meet someone that we've bashed not that we've bashed you but like we'll we're very quick to just like you know tuck our tail and be like yeah okay no problem you're cool now we had him on the show one time I would literally kill a man for him oh yeah like that's the best that's how instantly loyal we are yeah right right yeah he's the great dude do you have any enemies how can we prove our loyalty to you and any enemies

whatever you want I won't kill anyone but I just want to say like you know if there's any issues that you have if we can take care of it from the sanctity of our own laptops we will do whatever yeah like if you want to just lightly bully someone online yeah we're heavily bully someone or heavily yeah my bookie here in New York no I don't I don't I can't think of anyone off the top of my head you don't seem like an enemy guy I'm not I'm not big on I'm not big on enemies yeah that's just the vibe I catch I'll just keep moving people just yeah people like you all right so I had one last question this has been awesome Chase it is the row back question rhoback.com use code take for 20% off your first purchase we got to get you some row back here

because you putting on row back here would be great for row back um but q zips hoodies polo's great golf gear row back has it all 20% off your first purchase so you mentioned your cowboys fan give us a prediction and also are you like is there ever a moment we're like why do I why did I have like the best years of the cowboys when I was like eight years old because it's been a long time early 90s were fantastic it's been a long time I do it felt great yeah yeah it felt great uh and then you know I do miss ever since Tony Tony left it's been it's been hard it's been a love hate relationship uh but they've got all the talent in the world that's the thing yeah I think you know I think I don't know I might need a might need a coaching change

I don't know I agree with that I don't know I mean I don't know fully I don't know you're right what goes on in there but there might need to be a little bit of a switch up what's gonna happen is McCarthy is he knows that he's just there for one more year yeah he knows and then Sean Peyton right that's what's gonna happen that's what I thought could happen but you know potentially even when Tony was playing but uh Sean Peyton's a good dude so when Tony was playing you guys when did when did when did he officially become your brother-in-law was he was he on the cowboys was he playing still it was probably it was about 11 years ago okay so yeah yeah so were there ever times like when he'd throw an interception and like you're with your friends and you're like

this fucking guy no no never but it was it was it was painful yeah I mean usually there was like a little box with the family but I mean my my mom and sister made me so nervous me my dad would usually just have to sit on our own we buy or we get our own seats and just so we didn't have to like hear anyone else like talk or think or do anything right yeah the picture tough but man there was a lot more there was a lot more good moments no there were definitely a lot more good moments but it is hard like I've Green Bay was tough the Dez the Dez that was the toughest moment did he catch it absolutely yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean that was you know that was what were they called a football move I mean listen he definitely caught he switched it was it was

that was a touchdown yeah no I agree and it is from that it probably was awkward to have like the team you love and now your brother-in-law and it's like finding that line of you just I just playing the offensive line if I were you right yeah they can't block for sure I remember that's what we did though yeah he never really had that Ferrari of a team with all with all the components with that with that great offensive line yeah was it weird like on Thanksgiving like a big part of your family every year wasn't going to be there oh right right you mean like you'd be playing a game yeah oh that's right I guess that was because now he he calls the game so we he is there for things he would always make it back pretty quick but yeah we'd watch it yeah we well they had some

home games yeah they're home it was every other I think yeah so those are fun though man yeah it was good times yeah we party afterwards it was great yeah do you uh do you like listening to him on CBS or is it one of those things where he's he's so close to you that you're like oh god I I don't want to listen to this guy no I love listening to him even after games even when they would would lose sometimes he would have he would record and he'd want to see specific plays just for him but then he would point stuff out and he would break down you know a four second play he'd talk about for 15 minutes it was always cool to hear that it's still cool to hear him you know he's he comes across as like that excited excited fan that drops like this like

savant you know these these great nuggets on on the broadcast I love listening to yeah definitely well chase has been awesome man thank you everyone go watch the boys on amazon every friday uh season three right now pft said he's gonna watch two more episodes first two I'm gonna watch are fantastic I'm gonna start watching right it's a good show it's not what you think it's uh it's amazing yeah I enjoy I'm not even a superhero guy well I know I watched the first episode last night and I was like I gotta watch another one and our producer Hank is a fan of you and fan of the show and so he was like you guys should have him on because this show is awesome and a lot of people watch it awesome yeah no thanks for having me on guys I'm big fans as well so

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or oregon sport clips is the ultimate haircutting experience not only will you leave feeling great but you're gonna look fantastic too sport clips the pros and men's hair and now here's will comp all right we're gonna do our mount rushmore we've got will compton in studio uh pft has to catch a flight so he's in an uber on zoom this is just podcasting at its finest gritty grinded out podcasting but pft uh but you were in the uber and will got here and uh on behalf of the two of us i officially passed the torch i passed the torch busting with the boys number one pass the torch number one we're gonna retire at the end of the year i told them well i mean they're doing stuff that we'd never even thought of doing in the podcasting game right let's hear them i want to

hear what we're doing yeah well at some point you have to give it up for innovation you have to know when you've been best and what you guys are doing you've got like one one smaller guy who's getting a little bit bigger in his old age and you've got one bigger guy on the show and you do a podcast out of out of a van at that point you have to be like they're just they're breaking the mold right now yeah and it's like you know when when the Beatles saw jimmy hindricks play like well i can't even begin to compare to this so that's how i feel watching you guys so it's it's an honor actually to have you in my seat right now yeah i really do appreciate that running the ball down the gut for for six years and then you guys showed up and started fucking air raid offense and we're

done tears and everything we're done yeah we're talking there's a lot of originality that comes out of bus with the boys that taylor and i have been very satisfied about mount bus more yeah tear talk yeah uh doing it on a bus a couple guys just banjering talking shop gritty you guys do the tour we build it from the ground up different facilities the bus and spring tour yeah that was cool yeah i think we're gonna this training camp we're doing something called lunch pail week and we're just gonna go across the country aren't you guys inventing a bowl game yeah yeah a bowl game there we go do you guys gotta yeah bowl go the virtual how'd that one go yeah well no you see will will doesn't even know that we're talking about that we actually did their idea

five years ago he's thinking there's no i am that's smart you know what he's smart because i think what the genius of buster with the boys is it's not actually will and taylor it's the guys behind the computers they're like hey here's an idea let me just scroll through pmt's 2016 catalog have you seen our have you seen our uh no huddle our no huddle stuff where we have guys they kind of like answer the internet like i'm talking brown breaking shit boys brown breaking shit i i listen that's good the lunch pail stuff i've never heard anybody do anything with that tour yeah certainly like it's not what i named my business back in 2014 no um no not at all like you guys are just like on the bleeding edge you want to hear we're also gonna do uh we're gonna

try and make tight ends great again as well oh wow yeah that's cool um i actually am very happy for all your success because i do love you will and uh it is good to see the boys getting some shine and and you know i do appreciate that i think it's a little you know i'll shine a banter with you guys right there but if you listen to the bus with the boys episode today that just dropped there was a lot of love passed to the uh the part of my take boys oh and the people who are already out there spin chicklets because i was talking about the album you were talking about becoming number one yeah becoming number one you're doing an accepted speech we did it we the boys i shout out all the boys behind the computers talked about how gritty they are the hardest working men in america

we all came up did a shout a whistle pig cheers when you still number one at the end of the speech we were still number one at the end of the speech nice we fell to number two as your i don't even know when this comes out we're probably not even in the top five anymore but but the moment is what the moment is what matters because i go i don't know how that shit works because i know for a fact like you guys have hundreds of thousands maybe seven figure downloads on an episode and i'm like we're not even fucking breaking six figures yet in a week on one episode so i'm like i don't know how it works whether it's like a consistent newer thing or whatever but we're gonna enjoy this moment listen a good friend of mine deon sanders

once told us always make a monument out of a moment oh i like that yeah i might do a segment with that that's good that's good i i like that and also i i think you might have had a little misstep here though will because you came on to our show we're going to get the comp and bump yeah it's real and then next to you know part of my day because you're on this show part day is going to overtake boston with the boys and we might not turn back you might have just passed the torch it might have been schrodinger's torch and the same moment as big cat gave it to you you gave it right back to us but i'm i'm all about the boys so a rising tide that's all ships i know you said that quote to pft yep um that's i think you came up with the quote political but that's

what i'm saying like i'm all for the boys man yeah like you can ask uh in the comp and bump you can ask ronan sass about the boy dead merch yeah the raiders last year yeah that's real they cut me and you look at what happened yeah they lost first round of the double champion exactly it's good one thing i just realized see you have a guy that always represents the washington commander's organization and then you've got another guy on the show that's a big big ten guy so that's cool like we should have thought about doing something like that i was actually very disrespectful to will because nebraska is a big ten school and so why how's that maybe it's going over my head well you said taylor's the big big ten guy but you yeah no i see i see what's going on i recognize

you yeah come on come on we're big it's easy to think of first rounders you know he kind of writes coattails like he's all about getting the high achieving guys first he doesn't think of the gritty undrafted motherfuckers out there um all right so will uh it's great that you're here in studio uh real quick before we do the rush more year ten we'll see what happens are we feeling it are we not feeling oh i'm always feeling it i think right now it's work as hard as fucking possible and what's in front of you and that's training every day that's staying in shape that's eating enough meat that vegans would want to go protest in dc right now the boy is always going to be ready but until then yeah we'll be doing busting with the boys let me ask your question

have you thought about um as a bit how funny it would be if you could just like keep getting just even to an ota and get to like year 25 just keep going you like year you're 12 you you went in for a tryout that with the broncos year 12 loading you're 15 like and it just keeps on going and you're you're literally the man that never retired right i do think there are a couple coaches out there that would go with that bit as well yeah our friend rebel he's all about it yeah i think we could get LaFleur Basaccio those guys up in the north green bay i think we can get them involved yes if you go to the packers i will hit your guts really yo yeah wisconsin no bears oh yeah bears i've got to forget about that if you become friends there and rogers

you're going to jail too where he brings it down from the inside yeah oh okay yeah if you go as a as a mole that's fine and just spy try to get you guys as much information give me all the dirt try and become his best friend yep yeah or will what you could do is as a bit too for the show i think you guys be really good at this you could maybe try out for the xfl like as a fit i would never stoop that low i would never go that low and fucking do a documentary on me failing in the xfl you know what the best part about this uh having you here is i guarantee you there will be people online who are like are busting with the boys and pmt beefing yeah because we are because whenever sometimes we're like uh whether it's tear talk or i might have saw one yesterday on the the top

post but there's always some diehard fucking uh awls out there that just yeah what's the diehard tear god tier one yeah yeah that just go at us so i'm like oh you guys don't do shit that's original yeah fucking dear god bless him is mount rushmore god bless him you need the protectors because some you know sometimes we got to sleep yeah someone at the wall to make sure the shit gets i feel like they're like your guys's burner accounts uh they could be billy's he he probably has a bunch he's got a lot of time right now yes but yes i think he's promoting the boys yeah we need those people on the wall we appreciate like there are definitely a select it's basically every podcast i think has like a seal team six i know i can see him online i know which ones

are like they'll go and they'll get in the mud with just random like some dude who like isn't even on ESPN but works for ESPN with like 6 000 followers he'll go fucking yeah get in the trenches with him and it's like i see you i know dude riko like i wouldn't say like i'm sure riko's not like a tier one or watches bus with the boys but you know he does you know how rich eisen's been bantering with us on like coming on the bus yeah the first time it happened when he was like having fun on his show riko because we were here walked up to us and goes hey this fucking guy uh rich eisen like do you need me to do you need me to say something and we're like we just laugh like no riko it's all good like that that's our boy like he's just having fun yeah but that's riko yeah riko's a perfect

encapsulation of the guys you need on the wall well actually no that that doesn't actually work anymore never mind he got off the wall um but he's still in there let's be right he's gone off the wall he's like people people think that we invent stuff like people actually think that we invented about rushmore so when there's like a morning show in cleveland it does amount rush more of like uh browns players of all time um then they like tag us and they're like yo they're stealing your bit and it's like no we were actually stealing their bit ironically right and then made our bit like somebody thought somebody tagged us in um when butchagrass did the butchie overtime challenge because like one time as a joke we said we're doing this thing called the Gucci overtime challenge

where you just tell us who you think scores an overtime and now people think that we did butchies yeah it's perfect you guys have a you guys have a real audience like it's the audience is strong yeah there's i mean we got time to stand back and stand by though yeah we're at we're at peace times with the bus and boys that's a that's an absolute fact we are at peace time with the bus and boys we will let you know if wartime ever happens again but we are absolutely at peace times we're allies we're on the same team one heartbeat all of that love that all right so let's do it in honor of that let's do the mount rushmore of boys so we're gonna do the mount rushmore of boys will you're gonna start nope i'm going second all right so why don't you guys start

teahank we'll start we'll go around the room uh mount rushmore boys open ended very open and we get a definition like a rough definition this was so fun to like look into because there's i probably have like 20 people that i was thinking of so we we have some literal boys i'll just say that on our list there's some literal boys yeah some animated boys some fictional boys some literal all right well i was hank feel can i get a vibe check on hank not good you're right not good he just had a piece of pizza though so he's feeling a little better you can tell he's not in it he asked for the definition and he kind of just got quiet lean back he's a suit yeah he's a suit no it's just like it's like it's like the spelling it's like the spelling bee like uh language of origin

please like i'm just i'm just trying to double check make sure our answers are good do you want me to give you one boy off the list that we're not going to probably use to give you sure okay okay here's one boy off our list this is your pin honorable major no this is we discussed earlier the beach boys well yeah that's multiple boys yeah that's multiple boys you know you can use multiple boys so i could be like the entire team of the remember the titans from the remember the titans you want to do that you can do that that's a good group of a boys all right all right pavlo sanchez that's a good one dude good pick there you go that's a really good boy that's a boy great as an athlete of our generation yes that is a boy that's a great pick thanks that's

a great pick all right i'm gonna go that was jake very cool john madden john madden john madden man he's i think he came out of the wound with like a comb over wait wait wait so so like he's a man's man so he's the most man a man boy could could be a football coach what's crazy boy in him what's tough about this is i thought i was gonna kill it like i thought bc was gonna look at me be like that's uh that was on my list well they're very snarky they like how they like can i just say real quick will tech i texted will as i go through the mount rushmore boys he's so vain and like so in his own head because he's number one now he goes oh so like the mount rushmore of people we've had on the bus i was like what oh i had a few questions and i was like

historic animated uh bussing boys and he did say the vain thing which touche but i said that like you just said they're very like they can be chaotic they want to create division at times and i would put it past them because they love chaos and they're trying to influence the audience to make that oh right influence anyone all right so hang on hang on this is where the definition plays no no see that's where it's like the opening but then you can answer and say that's that's wrong like to me you're the boy like you're the boy you know what i'm saying like everybody in here's a boy okay so i don't know why john madwin play now i can i would do if i'm fine i'll take it if we can if he's considered a man my number one pick no no no no no you that's your

pick yeah yeah you keep it no we're not though we're doing bullies your hands off the piece i i know that big cat when you when you give a definition and say it's open ended you can't then be like that doesn't count but i can also say i consider john madden man go ahead pft we i consider him a god yeah he can still debate it that's why i love that pig he's a guy yeah but he's a boy like he's for the boys madden bro madden is in every young kid's room see we're making it now about young kids not john madden well that's you know he's for the boys all right all right that's good pick good pick i have trust me i have a whole list okay if we have a definition if they got to go with our first pick teenagers are under i'll do it yeah let's go big

cat go with our first pick okay so we're gonna go with uh the bad boys the bad boys bad boys like yeah we'll spend more yes the bad boys yeah i'm gonna tell me you the bad boys you could do the pistons too but it's the bad boys which boys uh will smith and martin lorence specifically but it is also yeah you could say that the pistons too the bad boys come on bad boys hey like let's get some bad boys bad boys what you gonna do what you gonna do yeah there we go come over you bad boys bad boys bad boys i like all right you can say it will make no sense that's fine we gotta we got another hank on our hands this one's gonna this next pick pft he's about to do is gonna drive you guys insane go ahead pft yeah you're gonna hate katelyn janer

oh wow okay who's a good boy we're going with who's a good boy saying saying who's a good boy it's your dog yep you're very good boy yeah when your dog that's a good boy hey look what are you is this why i rushed here hey well who's a good boy who's a good boy you have you good boy yeah you are a good boy yeah so your second boy let's just let me just let me just clear this up so we're on the same page the mount rush your second boy is a phrase you know it's your dog when you say who's a good boy no no no it's a phrase yeah that's fine fine that's fine okay mount rush more that's what we're doing now very good boys yeah very good boys there you go you know it's a very good boy that's what it is yeah very good boy and say who's a good boy is in reference to

the very good boy yes it's very good boy parentheses dog i got it yeah don't fucking agree with it okay i we don't have to agree is that pft's first one or both no it's good team and they're a team oh by the way this is this is i mean people like mount rush more season because it gets contentious this is a contentious mount rush more this is good no i i shouldn't even tell you you're the you're the top of the business i don't need to give you a controversy sells he knows that oh we're going with jj reddick said his fucking pizzas what a psycho yes right what did he say like white onion and and basil but when he said that i i i was like what is going on right now i'm just a little little sprinkle of olive oil i'm gonna go to get people talking yeah to get people talking online

like do an episode where you guys do bad pizza toppings that's funny too you should you should look into yeah we might look into doing that we might look into doing that will i come up with this to your talk it's going to be worse pizza i will go ahead with your next thing man i'm i'm shook right now i'm gonna go with uh i'm gonna be supportive of whatever you say i mean it's fire like i'm just trying to decide who which one i want to say here okay tell me pickles oh now that's a good pic now what am i saying that just because i said i was gonna say that i do i actually think that the way you let your eyebrows kind of lifted like i that was actually a solid pic yeah no it is tell me pickles all-time character yeah he's a boy and a boy and a boy keeps everybody

out of trouble yep keeps chucky saying yep keeps angelica at bay that's has to keep an eye on the twins that's like he's a good boy yeah wasn't there like a fucked up like reason they're like that show was like all like i'm not gonna get into it come on yeah i don't want to it was like depressing hey he's gonna pick the proud boys uh no that's pft uh oh yeah this shit we miss that one i thought that the two you're going to very good boys yeah shit um our second pic was ours our picker yeah yeah you have two and three we will go with the sandlot team oh so now you're going with that you're side with the whole let's do a group yeah well that's why i asked for clarification because i had no fucking idea i clarified i said you could do groups so that's what we're doing

yeah i like that they're the boys yeah those are the boys those are the boys that's if anything i'm jealous yeah yes and then our third pic matthew mccanahy good pic Hank thanks guys can you explain it can you explain it i was letting it digest uh yeah he's just the absolute boy it's like if you're he's he's living the dream he's a cool dude i feel like he you know if you saw me be riding a horse or something like you know drinking a having a nice piece of straw on his mouth cowboy hat on glass of whiskey cool voice yeah texas i'm with that yes he gives up like pep talks to the teams that he like owns or works with he yeah i'm not i don't want to know let's hear it let's hear it i think he's a dude to me but that's fine what is that dude can do to be your boy they were maybe boys

but he's like certified a dude dog how you gonna go with the bad boys yeah those are the bad boys like those are dudes those are bad boys no they're not even the boys they're the actors acting like boys sandlot those are the boys those are the characters though okay listen it's a personally i like that one because matthew mccanahy if i saw him but hey you're one of the boys you're like what's up dude because ryan reynolds almost made my list because i love ryan reynolds he's the boy was the explanation of that he's just my favorite probably dude in the world oh dude without meeting him or knowing him just watching all of his stuff i love consciously just revealed i love uh ryan reynolds yeah we might have lost pft in a tunnel all right go ahead

your next pick i'm gonna go with um it's hard this is a hard one no i just know what your reaction is probably gonna be um i'm gonna go with a hall of famer right here okay rocky baboa oh okay yeah want to want to expound no okay yeah that's it i think the movies explain themselves okay it speaks for themselves rocky one two three like if you're if you want me to go into a little bit here he was kind of whipped though yeah i mean rocky five i mean he's he had me gone in the alley yeah hey you knock him down why don't you try knocking me down now yeah my ring's outside that's a juicy that's like the only juicy movie but yeah that's the only

juicy scene yeah yeah oh pft's coming back in and people who claim that rocky four is their favorite they're fake rocky fans yeah uh why do you think which one i just think it's rocky four the Russian one is the most popular right yeah i think it would be like easiest mainstream like yeah yeah i get what you're saying like if you can just answer like oh what's your favorite song of this band and you say the most popular one right right yes okay i actually agree with that they're all great yeah yeah i think it's i mean originally they are all great like two is fucking really good three i mean he loses in like he loses the eye of the tiger and three right apollo creed and him are kind of like part of my taking bus with the boys whole thing no we're well then in four like you guys are

we rocky are you guys you four would you die or would we die we die we die yeah i think you guys that is literally the path in three i like to i like to think about you guys training us right trying to find the tiger that makes sense that makes sense um all right pft did you see my text yeah i like all right so my we're gonna go with uh true boys that are forever boys it's peter pan and the lost boys they never grow up how can you not i mean always boys they're always boys they never want to grow up they are the true boys is that not the essence of a boy where you sound like you're a bit more than peter pan what are you talking about no peter pan the lost boys the lost boys they're boys you either die a boy or you live long enough to become a man

they kind of have both of it because they're forever boys even when they're meant they're literally trapped in boyhood forever yeah i feel you yeah i mean that's what well like why not just go with peter pan well it's peter pan and the lost boys it's a whole group because i mean dude you're gonna kick out rufio rufio's g i got you yeah i don't think you've seen the movie i haven't seen i don't think you've seen no i haven't seen no he hasn't seen no so this is like whatever i mean it's one of the greatest i actually oh there was a there was a uh member this hank like 10 years ago when we had the debate i said hook is a top 50 movie all time everyone lost their mind but i seriously think that i think it's a top 50 movie all time that movie fucking rocks is that serious

or are you yes dead serious if you watch that movie right now you know he was hot i was i was dead serious watch that movie and tell me that's not a phenomenal movie but a top 50 ball time yes i did do a list i did a list i think comes in around the 40s but it's a top 50 movie of all time it was a prepay all right it's a great movie i mean it is your truth like it's not like i can tell you like thank you i appreciate that all right pft our last pick so we wanted to go with a musical group in our last pick and we wanted to be like the best boys of all time um and there's several chews from going back through you know history going back to like the 60s 70s 80s a lot of boy bands a lot of boys we decided to go with the best the

goats the island boys i'ma just island boy i'ma just island boy i'ma just that one piss me off the most that won't piss me off the most that's what we go not that i haven't that's not that i haven't been singing not that i wasn't singing that song when it was hot but just the fact that you guys are picking the island boys for the Mount Rushmore of boys hey i like that boys thank you like cuz i think that might be one of the worst breaks of all time legit from the Caribbean because i'm gonna go the fact that i'm saying because i'm i'm pivoting to a group because i just want to be involved in this whole group pic i'm picking the 95 huskers and the fact that the island boys are sharing a podium with the 95 huskers just pisses me the fuck off okay so that's

your last pic yeah yeah five huskers both on steroids pander pic it's okay it's all good yeah both on steroids pander to his fan base let me uh let me search what pander means my wife my wife does this to me all the time she drops words yeah words yeah she says words to you gratify or indulge some yeah we're indulging you're indulging you're the nebraska the hardcore big red nation yeah it's one of the best fan bases out then i think i always any time i have an opportunity to get on a platform like this and shout out the boys like i'm trying to exactly no disrespect to us in in 2012 would you say that are you a boy if you are jacked up on steroids yeah wow come on now husker power yeah cocaine and steroids back in the 90s i mean that's it

all about football team like imagine if you're in that locker room bc and some of the boys are like hey i got some stuff yeah are you about to do it yeah why for the boys for the boys right yeah that's true for the most one has this nice sweet voice who's hyping you up and you look to the left and right and you just tell boys hey let's go you know what i like the way you explained it i like that pic if you're down to like you know take 20 years off your life for the boys you're a boy i agree and also just there are a there are a shitload of unironic mullets in that locker room which is always cool for the boys like if you see an ironic mullet it can be funny sometimes or whatever but if you've got like a locker room that's got nine to ten genuine mullets because

they think it looks sweet and badass those are some boys bro hey i agree with you so much is because you know they're having a great time and they don't give a fuck whatever anybody else is naked yes absolutely all right uh hank your team's last pic you want a quick little uh little inside baseball on our on our mount rushmore group text yeah after your last pic someone i'll let you guys guess who uh said l pft weighing down the team pft weighing down team big cat this season memes that mother memes where is he right now so mean that's so mean uh our last pic we also were gonna go with a musical artist we decided we would choose the top artist on youtube for the last three years most views most listens big cat loves them it's nba young boy oh i do love him i don't

know what that is nba young boy they always do he there's the most listens on youtube is he brazy uh i actually think he's he's crazy he's crazy crazy with the sea here okay good pic thanks yeah i feel like you kind of end it on a weird note no that's all right we'll do honorable mentions real quick so we had um also on our list we had uh saturday for the boys uh boy george we had big boy hang on did bussin boys they did yeah no here it is bussin uh bc boys soldier boy the beach boys yeah fat boy slim soldier boy would have been a great pic i had a list for fuck hey i might have fucked that up i had a list for uh horniest boys horniest boys yeah it was uh hang on let me find it was soldier boy a big mess by us yeah and we went island boys instead that

was a huge i feel good about island boys yeah you guys that was such a mess yeah the island boys said it was a great pic shit yeah hey this is where he tries to rewrite history because he's like oh memes is bullying me in just saying that was an l rare common pft l plus ratio on me no it's not it was a good pic go with your first instant hang now i said never texting this chat again i like it memes you just like i like i like memes of spiciness yeah you gotta you gotta you gotta embrace it we need the contention i chirp pft all the time yeah the contention on mount rush is terrible and he is weighing down their team no he's not you know stop it stop it hang not gonna work i mean you guys won i mean dude island island boys and super team yeah we yeah we have we actually have

hank so i'm gonna cut you off right there all right what's what what your honorable mentions will oh for uh horny boys oh you had horny boys okay it was uh Hugh hefner yeah donald trump we should actually tiger would save this we should do a horniest they're gonna now do this on bussen we should do this if you want to do it you know we should do it but can i zoom in and say yes yes yes no you'll be on it you and taylor can be on it we'll do it later this summer i already kind of said my ones though we'll just we'll cut this oh we'll cut this we'll cut this all right we'll wrap it up my honorable mentions yeah give you your honorable mentions dug funny yep um kevin hart was on there okay because he's robert robert uh you know every you gotta you gotta play

the political game every now and then what do you mean by that expound on that well here's one that will expound on it robert donnie jr's character in tropic thunder okay um oh dude uh hey adam sandler yes dude he's a that's a good one i don't know why he's a boy yeah he's a he's a boy because he's always like he's got i think a boy has to have a little that immaturity in them yeah and he comes into any set any media pulls up on dudes playing basketball on the street and just wants to hoop just got the boy in him yeah yeah i also think it's important for a boy to have boys yeah that's a big part of being a boy and adam sandler's got boys he does he's got a lot of boys yeah um this was a great mount rushmore though thank you i had a lot of fun i learned a lot about

how you guys do it a little bit more we love you and we're gonna do another mount rushmore uh later on in the summer with you and taylor together that'd be great and i love you guys too all right and i appreciate you for passing the torch over it's it was my pleasure personally i would like to uh tell everybody if they want to follow me on twitter i'm chasing a million followers right now oh nice what are you at underscore will count them i am at uh 187 000 okay so a ways to go but get close you know close you gotta start somewhere i was gonna say closer than you were at zero but that's actually not true yeah well you know you're closer than you were at zero that's true no you're closer to zero but you are closer to a million than you were when i was at zero i'm with that

that's a fact that's what i need that's the energy all right pft have a safe flight thank you well thank you thank you i'm gonna be i'm going to jamaica you know what great mount rushmore uh by will count the big cat pft and the boys and and me me me pft lean liam and memes we we did our thing and jake very cool uh but i'm here to talk about busy if you've been listening for a while you already know we love course light and lately we've been chilling with another member of the course light family busy hard seltzer summertime is seltzer time and busy hard seltzer is the best with a variety of bold fruit flavors and antioxidant vitamin c there's just no other way to describe it busy is a vibe busy is an absolute vibe this week i'm going

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firefest it better not be that ad read because you crushed it yeah i mean my yeah no i i did i did crush it uh and updating on my last firefest for a couple weeks ago i did find an apartment thanks you know big cat helped me out with that a little bit uh and then i was supposed to at one point i guess it's not really a firefest but it was gonna be i was i was gonna try and move i i got the apartment two days ago and i was gonna try and move today and i had wheels in motion i was calling movers trying to do all this last minute stuff and then yesterday i just i just i just canceled it it was just like i'm gonna do this in two weeks wait yeah so you have two apartments right now tactic well yeah tomorrow i will so got a couple places are you able to are you're able

to afford both because yes well yeah i'm only paying a half month rent on this one okay oh yeah we're good big baller they can't close on my apartment yeah so now i mean i'm gonna have to i guess i can check it's mailed every single month my my my credit sucks somehow for reasons i don't know so i had to get the co-signer on my part so i had the co-sign hanks apartment yes all right how are you gonna decide like where you're gonna be going like there's nothing in your new apartment yet is it completely empty yeah well i'm going i'm going back to situate for for like a week and a half and then i'm gonna come back and then move the following week i actually like that move hank like you can't you can't move today come on it's

it was it was it was like it was one of those things where you know when you're just like you're kind of like tunnel vision you're locked in and you're trying to make things happen and then i took a step back and was just like why am i doing this like what it's summer it's busy it's time it's time to vibe yeah it is sound vibe moving over the summer it's just the worst too because you get so sweaty when you're packing the stuff up the moving trucks never have ac in the back of them you're carrying stuff up the stairs it's an awful time to move so yeah just keep keeping it off but hanks this is just another step in hanks journey to becoming like the next a rod type business mogul you know he's doubled his real estate investments that he's got yes

pretty soon you're gonna you're hank the landlord that's where you're gonna you're gonna have tenants soon hank we'll see i mean not the way these fucking prices are going dude inflation and shit hank you realize too this has created a relationship another like aspect to our relationship like i hope on the hungry dog hits this this fall well you stop checking in i did offer i did offer a hundred percent offered i'm happy that you got the apartment i didn't think about it until because i was like i got denied from an apartment because my credit isn't as good as it should be and then you're like well cosine and then yeah that kind of got in my head so i was like all right we're good yeah but but also if for whatever reason hank doesn't hit on his bets and he runs a little

short and he needs to cover some money for his rent can't he just give you a raise his big cat oh true and then you kick that back to him that's true the double dip sunken costs yeah yeah sunken costs exactly uh all right uh pft your firefest um i'm having a pretty clean week i'm i there's not a lot that i can complain about right now i'm in jamaica i'm i'm an island boy right now um and then one of the worst out to the shore no i was gonna that should be your fire that's all i remember all of our firefighters was not picking soldier boy but i did pick soldier boy on our but island boy is great oh my honorable mentions i had soldier boy was going to mention him hank you also said during the show it was a great pick and now you're just changing your tune you're going whichever way the

wind blows and but the bottom line is i'm having a pretty clean week the biggest firefest that i've got right now is being in jamaica i'm around a lot of Jamaican people and hearing them talk they've got the coolest accents in the world and it just makes you happy to hear it and i'm like fighting tooth and nail to not turn into chet haze and to not just like start talking along with them because that would be problematic and i'm not going to do it but just know like deep down in my in my lizard brain i want to join in the festivities and i want to break out a little bit of the patchwalk but i'm not going to do it it was a great pick i'm not going to it's great i'm not going to do it what if you were going to do it what would you say like what do you want to

say in your head i'm feeling irie man i make a waiter wait are always nice in jamaica man right by the beach rice and peas island boy in the caribbean but i'm not going to do it i'm not going to do it but i'm an island boy i'm a just island boy um it's super hot the uh the fantasy island boys was the worst oh yeah oh yeah that was very bad yeah can we oh man that was yeah stuff oh yeah yeah that will have to go on worse stuff by the way mount rushmore update team hank has two wins cat calm has one and guest has one okay so all of a sudden hank likes this that doesn't that doesn't affect anything i mean i win i win them whether or not i have a team or not so like i'm not surprised yeah pizza toppings um all right my firefest i'm just i i've just been

hung over too many times i did win that in the last week and it's um i hate i like i'm just too old i did i did i did dead and company on friday i did pride parade i didn't see any of you guys nope i didn't see any of your friend died um i was traveling i was golfing okay oh you were golf funeral got it um friends yeah i'm just i got a handicap bad handicap thank god for vital aid i guess but man the the when we had that mount rushmore with whitney and and biz like i i don't drink enough to like realize how bad hangovers are so three in one week is just like kicking my ass i'm well you also can i mean maybe you can but like i i feel like like when i'm in when i get in those situations i'll just take saturday and just sleep for like 11 hours like that's where that's where

you don't have the ketchup nope you don't have the you don't have the ketchup no i i'm actually i think i have like a little theory going my brain that when you become a parent and you don't have that ketchup ability for hangovers it just ends up being like days off your life so it's like i'll just i'll never catch up on sleep and then it would just be like another 10 days you know going to going to the dead and company on friday another 10 days off my life that's it i just i i learned when i was like 34 years old to never ever drink on a wednesday yeah wednesday is the worst night of the week to get drunk on by far like tuesday you can you can come back from a tuesday no by by thursday maybe thursday afternoon you're you're feeling okay and then friday you get to enjoy

your friday if you get drunk on a wednesday night you are a certified moron if you're an adult because thursday's a wash friday you're stricken with panic you can't even enjoy your friday because you're trying to catch up on everything that you missed on thursday bubble you're gonna say you've got the whole week ahead of you and you can also talk hungover what bubba bubba was shaking his head well if you produce a sports podcast where you have to record on tuesday and thursday wednesday it's a pretty good night to drink it's very specific but okay very relatable very very relatable i also just think monday is always the worst night to drink yeah i was also gonna reset like you just need a reset night yeah you have to like eat a salad right thank you

yeah doing anything bad to your body on a monday is just like a killer way to start off a week like it will just completely bury no monday is for monday night football you have between two to four beers five if it goes to overtime and you ease yourself out of that weekend you get what about the rest of the year the shakes there's more non monday night football monday nights monday and april yeah dead time i i refuse to admit that no monday monday night i'm talking football season only football season only that's my strategy okay we're not in football season though right now yeah but i occasionally on a monday i'll have a couple beers two to four beers if i had a big weekend monday is the night you gotta you gotta reset monday is a whole blank

slate like gotta start off strong and then you slowly let everything fall i mean i don't i shouldn't drink on any night week night i shouldn't drink any night period but i always think monday is the night that like you have to get that sleep get that nice meal in you feel good about yourself sit on your couch that's you gotta reset you gotta reset my week my week officially starts health wise tuesday morning tuesday morning is when i'll go to the gym and then i'll make up for all my weekend monday is a cheat day for you yeah this monday is no it's not a cheat day it's a taper off day it's a tape you taper off from your weekend on sunday you work on sundays i'm talking if i'm not doing the podcast right now which i'm saying like six years i'm saying what like what

world are you talking about right now i'm talking about my monday through friday job like most of our listeners have right now when weekends are because our weekends right now are saturdays that's basically our weekend right i bet you most of the listeners though would say that they would rather if given the choice they'd rather drink on wednesday than monday like monday is just a bad night to get drunk i don't i don't i'm not saying getting drunk i said two to four beers two to four very specific conversations started though with me getting drunk on wednesday right i was talking about hangover you said third wednesday is the worst night to drink wednesday is the worst night to get drunk on as an adult for sure i still think monday would be the worst embrace debate yeah i

think if you start if you if you if you if you really drunk on monday night your whole week is fucked you're just fucked um you got you still have three days to catch up though after the hangover that's what i'm saying i guess we'll we'll let we'll let the crowd sort this one out i still don't understand you have to go to work the next day for four more days yeah but work is work at least then you get you're good for the weekend which is all that matters but you could be good for the weekend if you if you go to work on thursday go to work on friday you're good for the weekend i think your friday is now i don't even know what we're talking about because are you talking about like a 25 year old who doesn't get hangovers or now you're talking about a 35 year old like what

i feel like we've shifted football season non football season to you versus our listeners i don't know where we are in my specific case right now i don't drink on weeknights that's that's my rule um but in the former life i would much prefer to have some beers during monday night football but that's but again i don't know what to say so just we're talking football season now yeah yeah i live my life mentally in football okay i would say in my specific case i agree with you big hat but i think that if we pulled the listeners that i think they would but not by much would side with pft but i personally agree with you about monday because i would torch my whole week but just saying it with monday football changes the whole discussion because there's more

non monday night football nights what pft is essentially saying is he likes to drink a couple beers monday football which is fine but that that has there's more non monday football mondays than monday football mondays i don't think pfc acknowledges days that football doesn't like i don't know yeah it kind of seems like what he's getting at it's this is correct there's like a there's like seven qualifiers to this debate that you've presented listen if i can't drink two to five beers during a monday night football game then i i don't think that i want to live anymore and for that reason you should never drink on a wednesday in april because what you're saying as a 25 year old even though as a 25 year old which i was working for yourself yes yes got it okay two years ago

my firefest is that debate uh kank or uh jake finishes off yeah i have a few quick ones first similar to hank i am moving and nothing went wrong it just stinks so a lot of time consuming stuff fact yeah it does it absolutely stinks on number two i had diarrhea again on the show earlier this week yeah so we're averaging once a month over the last two months it's not good for you so plan for july like 21st for the next episode and uh lastly i got a haircut this morning and i'm allergic to shaving cream but i forgot to tell the guy and he put it on i have a little like i don't know if it's you still the red allergic to shaving do you see the red rashes yeah i don't know if you can see it right now but how many things are you allergic to seriously no food just dogs cats pollen shaving

cream the way i found out is that i was at camp once they did it pie in the face with shaving cream and i just started sneezing getting red everywhere so i just jesus traumatic day yeah you gotta just go you gotta start narrowing your face you're a wild one jake i love you for it you're a wild like that just has socks to be allergic to shaving it's not how do you how do you shape electrolyzer got it okay that makes sense that was an easy answer you're right i was like doubt yeah you're right yeah point you that does exist uh okay let's do numbers uh we'll see everyone on wednesday have a great fourth of july 35 six 26 three for memes i'll go 27 72 i'll go 28 28 is my official pick

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