Pardon My Take - Booger McFarland, The Lions Are For Real, Week 4 Picks & Preview Plus Fyre Fest

Episode Date: September 29, 2023

The Detroit Lions walked into Lambeau and handled the Packers. We talk Thursday Night Football and Damian Lillard to the Bucks (00:00:00-00:20:49). Week 4 Picks and Preview for every game on Sunday including our first London game of the year and some horrendous 0-4 matchups (00:20:49-01:34:20). Fantasy Fuccbois (01:34:20-01:38:24). Booger McFarland joins the show to talk NFL and CFB, whats wrong with Justin Fields, beating the Tush Push and more (01:38:24-02:28:04). We finish with fyre fest of the week (02:28:04-02:44:33).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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They're awesome. This was this is a good game all around for the Lions. They played the only ironically, the only weak spot that I thought that the Lions had tonight was their punting game. Jack Fox had a down night. Didn't matter. It didn't matter. And the in the Lions went into Lambo.

This is too straight winning in Lambo. They were obviously one week 18 last year. They go in there. They punched the packers in the mouth. David Montgomery, bare for life, was absolutely unstoppable. And yeah, the lines are for real. Like that was a real, they proven it. And I think, I think think Al Michaels was saying it

they've gone to arrowhead they've gone to Lambo they won both games as road teams and they are like looking great they even had that moment in the second half where they were the game was maybe slipping away from them a little bit and Ben Johnson was like no let's let's let's go back to what we were doing let's be aggressive again and they march right down the field. And yeah, I mean, Jared looks awesome. I'm on roll. Every time he catches a ball, he runs so angry. Their defense was firing.

The Lions are for real. And I enjoyed the hell out of this game. I will be, people will say I'm petty, people will say I'm being a bitch. I don't care. This, this is going to be in the runnings for best Bears games of the year. This one tonight. The Lions were just really good in every fast of the game. I don't think you don't have to be a Bears fan or a Lions fan to know that.

Like watching it, the Lions look like a legitimately good team. Like they should be contending. The expectation has been raised for the Lions. I feel like at some point we're going to run into the place where the Lions are no longer the feel good, plucky underdogs. They're going to be, they're going to have a targid on their back now as a legit good team in the NFL. I think they're up to it too. That defense is awesome. Or at least tonight it was good. They've, they've had a couple of hiccups here and they're like that Seahawks game sucked. But they dodged a bullet with Brian Branch. That looked bad when he got hurt again. He got re-entered.

Well, yeah, because he shouldn't have come back in the game. I know he's a dog. He's a dog. He's a dog. And so yeah, when he heard his leg, I think everybody was like, Oh, shit, I hope that's not a kill ease because he got carted off. He looked immobile. And then they just taped him up and he's like, I'll go back in there. Very clearly not not ready to play yet. But at least he's not done for the season

because I think a lot of people thought, worst case scenario when they see that. But yeah, the defense looked surprisingly good from the lines. Jared was throwing blocks out there in the first half, laying people out, doing his best impression of George Pickens on a crack back. It was pretty cool to see.

And yeah, Amin Raul looked good. Everybody looked good on the lines tonight. It was like lot of fun. Sam Laporte is awesome. Yeah. Sam Laporte is, looked awesome. Like he has been, he just gets targets all day. Yeah, the Lions are, I mean, they went into Lambo

and they were favorites, which is very rare. I think it was the first time in like 30 years or something. So yeah, the Lions feel good. There's nothing better than winning a Thursday night game and being like free football on Sunday. My team already won. That is the best feeling. It's we talk about it with March madness

when you win that early Thursday game. And you're like, I can just watch basketball for the next day and a half and not have to worry about it. You get that Lions fans. You get that all weekend long. Just soak it in. And like, yeah, we're three and one. And I'm looking at their schedule right now.

I don't, I mean, they're, they're, I think there are seven and three, eight and two team going into the final stretch. Like they, they don't have, they have a couple tough games, they also have some games that they should be pretty big favorites. So yeah, you're right, PFT. They might, we might be talking in December and people like lines are just really good. And we don't like, they're not the plucky underdog anymore

Yeah, do you think people start to not like the lines as much because they were very easy to root for with hard knocks and they had You know the history of losing recently has been forever since they had a good team and now they do have the expectations and People find a way to turn on them. I'm sure about that. If I don't think about sports, anything that's been built up that people like, they'll start to hate eventually. It sucks. But it's going to happen. I don't think I'm going to get there this year. The only way I can see myself rooting against the Lions is if they're playing the commanders,

but that's obviously for a personal reason. But besides that, I hope that people don't turn their back on them, but we are going to get a full Friday. If you're a Lions fan, you get a full Friday of sports takes entirely about your Detroit Lions and how good they are. So even that wallowing it, who knows when it's going to happen again, but you've had the game of the day after the Chiefs game. And now you have this, it's a good time to be a Lions fan.

I to answer your question, I don't think people will hate Lions fans unless they win a Super Bowl and then they would start to hate them. But I don't think I think it would take a Super Bowl. It's kind of like some franchises. I mean, the Cubs were one of them where it's like the after that people, the Red Sox when they won, there's like after that people start to hate it. But like the first one, I think people would all be about because it is a tortured fan base. So yeah, I think people would all be about because it is a tortured fan base. So yeah, I think it would take a super bowl win for people to start turning on Lions fans.

Yeah. So we spent this week talking about the push push and a rule that some like barely anybody wants to see change, but some voices want to see a change. But there's a bigger rule that needs to be changed in the NFL that got brought to light tonight. The fact that a clock at zero is not reviewable and professional football is absolutely ridiculous. It's the one thing that you, for certain, can get right on a replay.

There's no subjectivity to it, whatever. It's just straight up, is the clock at zero. And somebody explained it to me. They said, under current NFL rules, the penalty is not triggered when the clock hit zero. The trigger is the referees judgment after that. So it's a judgment call, technically, because the clock doesn't technically hit zero until the ref realizes that it hit zero. It's like a tree falling in the forest question.

And the NFL is a king. They're the king of making simple things and taking them and making them so complicated that you have to have a philosophy degree to understand if there's no time left. It's very easy to do, review it. And it was, I mean, listen, when you play a Lambo, you got to play against the refs. So we saw this, remember that picture of the ref Lambo leaping? That was a real picture. I saw it actually happen.

I saw it one tonight, with the Packers doing an an in zone celebration with all the referees that were dancing with them. Yeah. I can't. How do they keep getting away with this? I saw they did a jersey swap, too. After the game. It's on the real. So I good job, guys. We'll get you next time. Yeah. There was also a fan who poured a beer on a mon rod, St. Brown. I obviously had to fake that I was upset, but I actually have not upset because I actually think that's fair game. If you come into a fans territory, you can get beer poured on you. Like going across the threshold, that's our home. That's the guy that came to play tonight in Green Bay. He's the only one.

You can't, it's like getting upset. Like if you go into the forest and a bear attacks you. Like you're in the fans habitat now. I actually think that if a player go into the forest and a bear attacks you like you you're in the fans habitat now. I actually think that if a player goes into the fans and stands like they can also get they get punched like that's just that's our rule. We can't go on the field. You can't come in the stands. Yeah rules there for reason. Yeah. Yeah. Max I want to know as a Philly fan. Green Bay good sports down bad sports down they boo boot the packers at halftime That's just keeping your boys accountable. That's fine. Okay. Okay, I Have a question I think Jordan loves socks and I actually hate him now

It had took me three weeks, but I fully hate him because every time I think he sucks He then makes a good play which means like wait, maybe, maybe he doesn't suck. And it feels like it's almost instantly the even I don't even have to say it out loud. The thought comes into my head. I'm like, he sucks. And then it'll do something awesome. I'm like, fuck, maybe he doesn't. But I still I still think he sucks. I think he's I think he's an average quarterback. I don't think he sucks. I think he has the average. He's he's in a possible situation to succeed in because unless he's one of the greatest quarterbacks to ever play the game of football People gonna be like man the Packers fell off Yeah, the I actually I should be rooting for that. I should be rooting for him to be just below average

So it's a hard question of like what do we do with him? That's what we need Can't can't happen to be like definite one way or the, just have them be in limbo of like he does suck, but he doesn't suck, he kind of sucks. I want that forever. It's actually true that the worst quarterback that you can have isn't a shitty quarterback. That's actually not, it's not that bad to have a terribly shitty quarterback.

The worst one to have is one that shows like flashes of brilliance and but then sucks for the rest of the time. So you think like, well, let's give him another year. Well, let's get another year. And then he's drag yourself on. It means you're looking at a PFT like he's crazy right now. You means you and I like Zach Wilson, Justin Fields, it's good. What's happening because we have an answer.

The answer is important. It's not having an answer that's way scarier. Yeah. We have an answer. Our quarterback is suck. Well, right now the jets are acting like they don not having an answer that's way scarier. Yeah. We have an answer. Our quarterback. Sok right now the jets are acting like they don't have an answer. And maybe, maybe we spoke a little bit too soon about Zach Wilson, because you'll hear it in the rest of the show. We talk about the chief's jets game and how don't overthink it. The chiefs are going to want them. Some more details, some more revelations have come to light since then

that I think we should address. Zach Wilson today, he was determined to win over the respective his teammates. And today he brought ice cream for every single player and coach in the building. So I feel like maybe Zach Wilson might be the guy. That was fake. That was fake. Oh no. Was it? Yeah. I saw a jet's player tweet. I didn't get any ice cream. Oh, that's so sad. That's so sad. Yeah. I believe in the picture. I quote you and said it would win me over. I was about to say the same thing. I looked at it and I saw there was fake. But I was like, but wait, I would, if he did this, I would like, I would be a fan of it. So I was like,

it would win me over. Like this would win me over. Like, this would win me over. You stress this information. Yeah. I mean, I guess I looked at, I saw the guy had like 9,000 followers and he looks so fake when you look at his, uh, and also I think one of his other tweets was like, uh, the jetz, the jetz players kneeled and practiced today in protest of not signing Colin Kaepernick. It looks like a legit source though at first. Well, yeah, because one of the players tweeted about it. Yeah, we have to. We have to.

We have to. Listen, I've said this a million times. If you don't get caught, that means you're not on the internet enough. That means you're not doing your job. Part of our job is to be on the internet and to be hard, go hard in the paint. Sometimes get caught. That's the whole point of being on the internet. So when people are like, oh, you got got, you had no shit, dude.

I'm fucking going hard. 365, 24, 7. That's what I do. Okay. I tweet. I'm on the internet. That's what we do. Love off.

I'm never log off. I'm never. The case can't be ashamed. No, I'm not I'm not ashamed. I'm upset that it's not a real story because I know I agree with that. Yeah, what a rule. That's well, it's actually bring ice cream to the team tomorrow. That's what he should do.

If he's any kind of a leader, he will. There's one other thing I want to talk about before I do that, please everyone. Today's national coffee day. So 15% off in the Stellar Blue Coffee store. Go to StellarBlueCoffee.com right now. 15% off and you can be eligible for the Golden Mug. We're giving away $500 gift cards to game time. Nine people are winning it.

So, go today, National Coffee Day, StellarBlueCoffee.com. I'm basically Zach Wilson. I'm buying you all coffee. 15% off. Should we talk about the damn trade real quick? Yeah. Fleeced. Damien Lillard is a Milwaukee buck.

Kind of crazy how it all went down. I read the whole report today that he essentially was like, when he said he wanted to go to the heat, the blazers for an office is like, fuck this, we're not trading into the heat. Kind of a spiked deal where they're like, we he said he wanted to go to the heat, the blazers for an office is like, fuck this, we're not trading into the heat. Kind of a spiked deal where they're like, we're not doing that. And then when it got to late summer, early fall,

he was like, okay, that's cool, I'll just come back. And he was showing up to Blazer's facility for the last two weeks. And the GM was just not talking to him. And then they're like, fuck this, we're just going to trade him. And now the box have Damien Lillard and Hank, you have to be a little nervous about this. A little nervous. I think Damien Lillard's, you know, a little old, a little past his

prime, but it's, you know, you know, you don't love to see. Yeah, it's not something you love to see. Like it's, I mean, their defense, obviously, yeah, their defense takes a step back is Drew holidays elite defensively, but I don't know how you like the bucks now have a perfect three that attack you from all different spots like Chris Middleton, mid-range, Damien Lillard from three and then Yannis of the rim. Like I don't the spacing is going to be awesome. Let's talk about spacing. Spacing is going to be sick. Talk about spacing. We, you know, we're not talking about the Celtics picking up porzingus. We're going to be spaced all over the place. Can you like break his leg already? No. I don't think he broke his leg. I didn't read anything about that. I think you're confusing now with today's interview talking about porzingus is injury. Oh, speaks on recovery from foot injury. Yeah,

as far as I know, Porzina is still very healthy. Well, as healthy as he played. Yeah. Yeah, he hasn't played that much, but it's good to go for training camp. All right. That was yeah. I did. He did a whole interview about how he was always injured. That can get confusing. He did an entire interview talking about his rehabilitation. So I don't know how much of the Blazers refusal to trim to the Knicks was at a spite because that's where he wanted to go. You mean the heat? And how much was the fact that, yeah, sorry, the heat was at a spite and how much was

the fact that they weren't able to offer what they needed in return for him because they asked for either BAM or Jimmy Butler and the heat was like no, we're not going to do either one of those things. And so then the blazers are like, well, okay, we're going to then go out and try to find the best deal that we can get from any team that's not the heat. So they did engage the heat, but the only like the best package that they got, I actually don't think they got a bad package in return for it. Yeah, no, there's did okay because they got to eat and too. Yeah. No, the heat, the heat are claiming that basically they stopped negotiations and the heat never had a fair chance to bring

in a third team to get more picks. I like it for the NBA because I think that like the idea that every player is just going to go to the heat of the Lakers sucks for the NBA. So this is kind of nice. I know that the boxer already a title contender and it's not like he went to nowhere like the honest is honest, but it is kind of nice to be like, oh, yeah, the guy that wanted to go here and demanded to go here didn't get to go here. Like it's a little bit of a pushback on on players just deciding wherever they want to go whenever they want to do it. Yeah, because the GMs, they have a job that they have to do.

And their job is to maximize value for their players if they're trading them somewhere. They're not there to make sure their players go to a comfortable home. Their job is to try to make their team set up for success in the future. So of course, it was always kind of a pipe dream for players to be like I want to be traded And here's where I want to be traded to and the only leverage that he had was was saying that he's not gonna play if he gets traded to a different team Something tells me he's gonna play on the box. Yeah, I think he's gonna play on the box. So wait Hank you you kind of deflected there nervous No Not at all you kind of deflected there nervous? No.

Not at all. Yeah, I mean, you gotta beat good teams to make it to the finals. This is no different. Okay. I mean, I think the puck's got better. I think Drew was really good at it. They were really good with Drew, obviously.

You know, the year they beat him in 7,000, then it was hurt. But yeah, they're always gonna be're always going to be a threat. But the Celtics, Jason Tate and Magellan Brown are in their prime. Damon's, you know, washed up. Okay. And Persing is washed up. Dane Lurge washed up.

And Persing gets to say healthy. Like you talk about spacing, the Celtics are going to be unstoppable. Max, if he's healthy Sixers, I don't know. I don't know get James hard now bringing Drew holiday I guess and that'll be just the same thing over and over again to get losing second round to be like Oh, yeah, there's only year one of Drew holiday I heard that the warriors were gonna make a play for Drew holiday too Every team in the NBA. As a blazer.

Yeah. Yeah. From your perspective, Miami Heat, Pat Riley, is he done? Yeah. I think Pat Riley might be watched. Yeah. Also, are you going to throw out your Damien Lillard heaters you that you bought? I think you tell people about that, but look at Jake. I think I think people

were overreacting before all the facts came out. And then when it came out that they wanted to get a band a little much. Oh, Pat Riley would have found a way to get done. Yeah, probably. Yeah. Also, PFT or I'll say it after after we're done with the game talk. What? No, go ahead. We're done with the talk. Your dog is the worst game we've all done. I know. He sucks, but I've been saying that he sucks. Even from day one, he's very first.

I, yeah, that's what I've been doing. I've been fading him every week. And I'm making good money. He's, he's over four on turds and I football, taking a shit on teams. And maybe he's shitting on the teams that he doesn't like. He's no, listen, it's kind of like the quarterback thing. You'd rather have a dog be over four or four or no than two and two. Now you know what the first time I recorded my told everybody, it was like he's never seen a game of football in his life.

He's never watched the NFL don't trust this dog. And sure enough, he stinks of gambling and I'm making a lot of money fading him. Yeah, fade Blake. Okay, anything else? I love her. 30 sucks of gambling. Yeah. All right, let's kick it to ourselves. We've got a great rest of the show. Picks and preview, Bogermek Farlin, FireFest, and let's kick it to ourselves. All right, it's time for NFL weekend picks and preview segment brought to you by Uber Eats. We love Uber Eats apart.

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to week four, you're like first quarter done. Yeah, in your head, you're like, here's where we are. Yeah. Because every coach will be like, well, really the football season is a game of four quarters, week one through four, five through eight, et cetera, et cetera. So then you can just say, okay, we're gonna wipe the slate clean if you go O and four.

Right. And the first four. Now it screws up the math a little bit, but that just means more time. If you're a bad team, I don't know if anybody in this room roots for any bad teams right now. But if you happen to stink, then you can just be like,

all right, we're only 25% done. We have 75% of the season left ahead of us. Now you have more time to make up that ground. You are really the swing vote in this room right now. Yeah, I am. I get things to go. This room is bad teams, half this room is good teams. You are the swing vote.

Things could go very, very poorly for me. My eyes are fully aware, fully that on that front. Join us We join us. It's fun over here. We might be we might just be the best bad team. No expectation I think we might be the best bad team. Yeah, you guys are a very good bad team really good bad Like if there was a super bowl of bad teams The losers brought the NIT. Yes, Yes. Yes. NFL had an NIT. I put the commies as a one seat. Yes.

So, week four, we got some great games. I'm excited about this slate. I'm more optimistic than I was about week three. And we get to start a London game. So the Jaguars are going back to back London weeks. I actually, if you're Jaguars fan, is there a small part of you that kind of, you obviously want to win. This is a season you're playing in. But if you go to and oh, everyone's going to be like, Hey, the real home, there's going to be a lot of talk about

London. We talked about it last week, a little bit of how those rumors, those, those rumblings are kind of intensifying. Yes. With them asking for more money for the stadium. You might not want to see London do too good with the Jaguar. Two and all. Yeah. I think that's kind of a valid point. Because in the back of your mind, it's like, Dad, what if dad just goes out to the store for cigarettes and never comes back? Like what if the Jaguars never come back? What if they just keep winning in London? Yeah. If they keep winning over there, it's going to be tough. But I think I like the Jaguars. First of all, I like them a lot in this game. I do too. The Toy Story game. I think Ritter, some people are starting to ask

about Heinecke. People, the word Heinecke is bubbling up a little bit in Atlanta. I'm asking about Heinecke as well. If you look at what Ritter is good at, he doesn't turn the ball over. He throws hardly any interception. I think it is first interception last week. Yeah. So he's a safe quarterback, but you've got weapons that you would like to take some chances with. He kind of stinks at play action. Heinecke is awesome at play action. He does take chances. Kyle Pitz gets open all the time, never gets the ball. Yeah, it's a matter of, do you want to keep being kind of like average

and being safe or do you want to take a chance, thinking playoffs? I think Heinecke is a guy that will get you to the office. The Jaguars are interesting though because there was a lot of expectations. Some people in the media were saying Super Bowl Jaguars, Pee Prisco, schedule, look at the schedule, look at the schedule. The Jaguars, I do think that this is going to be their best performance. They have the most drops in the NFL right now.

So it's not all Trevor Lawrence. Nine drops. Calvin Ridley has been coached up to the point where they're getting back to saying like, just be yourself, man. Just be like, just remember who you are. Which is never good. Mr. Parlay. Yeah. There's also a revenge game too. We're revenge game for Calvin Ridley. Yes. There is also for the Jaguars, never a good sign in week four for a team that's supposed to go to the playoffs to have rumors about who's calling the plays. So there was a rumor that Doug Peterson took over the play calling from press Taylor.

Then Doug Peterson came out in the press conference on Monday and said, no, that is, that is fiction. That is not true. The fact that we're having that discussion is not good. It's not good. But it's just one lot. It was a bad loss to a division opponent at home. It was a tough thing to lose to the Texans. You really get your ass kicked, but kind of by the Texans,

and they're shitty offensive line. That was embarrassing. Yes. The Jaguars, I think Peter said it's too good of a coach to not bounce back from that game. You're supposed to be the Jaguars, and in this case, it's actually a good thing. They use it in London.

Yeah. Yeah, Germany. London. You got to go and play in from in front of your home crowd over there The toy story game. I'm excited to watch the toy stories. Yep. I'm excited to see what they do the animation because the NHL Game was awesome. Yep when they had the cartoons running around out there. I'm giving my kids over under 15 minutes is what I'm expecting out of them. That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot That's a lot. Yeah, that's a lot. That's a lot. I'm praying for a fight. I would love to see the Toy Story characters fight each other on the field.

Yes. Or I'm not rooting for an injury on like Steven Che. But if there was an injury, I'm curious to see like, we'll slinky the dogs back, be broken, just like laying on the field. How good are the instant motion cameras that they're using? Are they going to be able to cut away during a crazy turn of events in the game?

Do we get a striker? If we get a striker, what are they gonna do there? I'm looking forward to seeing Bougard dressed up in his, whatever cartoon they're gonna make Bougard. Yeah, so we're gonna have Bougard on later and he is part of this broadcast. Last thing about this game, I know that Jake's gonna wanna be like, lunder, lunder, lunder,

in Tottenham Stadium, it's five and oh, five and one to the over. That's where they're playing. So don't even try it, Jake. Don't even try it. You're gonna do it still? If it gets to me. Oh, okay.

Well, what's your nerd nugget for this game? I nerd nugget is that Jaguar is running back. Travis ETN is coming off his ninth time out of 20 games with 100 scrimmage yards. Last season at Wembley, he ran for 156 yards. Oh, fast grasp, but this is Wimbley. This is, that at Wembley. He ran for 156 yards. Oh fast grass, but this is Wimbley. This is that was Wimbley. Different stadium.

Also, this is football. This is Wimbley. Oh, it is. Oh, no, this game's a ton of thought. Oh, this game's a Wimbley. Oh, it is. That changes everything. That does change everything.

Okay, so the London's back on. The Wander is back on. All right, we're when's the game in Tottenham? Is it next week? Is Tottenham next week I'm gonna be doing both what we can say Hank elite dual screen Tottenham's next week. Okay, so put a reminder for the over next week elite two screen Sunday morning with the rider cup Yes, yeah, what are the times of the rider? It's like 3 a.m. to noon. It's like we missed the beginning

But it's perfect, but it's perfect you will Sunday morning. Yeah You have multiple TVs. I do have a lot of TVs So that's something that was nice I actually paid Hank before this to be like make sure you bring up that I have a lot of TVs No, but it's like you know usually you wake up I because the you wake up early you watch the football game It's like yeah usually the game's not exciting you you kind of regret waking up that early This is like you got all the action going on first thing in the morning.

I'm excited for the writer cup. Did you guys see Brooks's wife, Jenna, who's a fan of the show? She's lovely. She was getting ready for a day with the girls. Yeah, and she looked like she was really ready for that day. And also, she was going to hang out with her friends and she brought the girls with her.

And the girls looked like fun. The girls looked like their the girls look like their But Brooks is a friend so we're not even gonna I was thinking about it I say to this and I was like wait Jerry asked Brooks what is wife's feet? I was on the show the girls are looking really perky. It must be some good coffee. This is all due respect All due respect Brooks your wife's fucking hot. Yeah, Brooks is listen Thing is like he would listen and be like yeah, she is yes, yes, yeah Listen Jenna knows she's hot. Yeah, she's good looking lady thing. He would listen and be like, yeah, she is. Yeah, she is.

Yeah, listen, Jenna knows she's hot. Yeah, she's a good looking lady. She's good looking lady. Hi, Jenna. What's up, Jenna? Respectfully. Respectfully. Yeah, very respectfully.

Respectfully. Do you see Victor Hovelin's hole in two? No. Maybe a real dimplehead could explain this to me. So he hit a ball out of bounds and then hit a provision. I don't know if it was out of bounds if they were just screwing around because it was practicing. Like they just, they're just hitting balls. Oh, yeah. So he hit a provision. I don't know if it was out of bounds or if they were just screwing around because it was practicing. Like they're just, there's hitting balls.

Yeah. Okay. So is he had a hole in two? He hit a hole. He hit from the teeth in the hole on a part four. That's not a, it sounds like you're making a lot of excuses. Yeah, that's not real. Now everyone's going to ask questions about. Right. We're going to ask all of you about your hole in one knowing how fast and loose you play with the rules.

I don't know the full context, but apparently it wasn't his first shot off of the tee. I would be pissed off if I hit a hole in one and practice round. Hmm. You got to save those good shots. And you're holding one was the first shot off the tee? Yes, it was. Huh. Interesting. Everything on it. What? Betting everything on it. Betting everything on it? Yeah. All the potty mean. Leaving my whole life.

Feeling all alone. Yeah. all the poppy. You mean? Leave my whole life. You're all alone. Yeah. Okay. All right. Dead. Dolphins and Bills. Wait, I'm a little bit concerned about the loser behavior from the Jaguars Reddit though. That's still concerns me that somebody from their fan base

logged on to the Titans Reddit and asked them to say something. It's actions, yeah. No, no. The Titans, that's right. The Jaguars, the Jaguars fan logged on to the Tai Chi Titans Reddit and said, Hey, we're supposed to be the best teams in this division. Can somebody please

make a similar post on our Reddit from right, just to gas us up a little bit. That's that's loser talk. And that concerns me a little bit. And also the fact that I just feel bad for Jackson. I don't like even entertaining the fact that Jacksonville would lose their team because what would they do

with an entire downtown area in the stadium? It would just turn into an open, open area meth lab. It would just be Florida, Georgia over here. Yeah, Florida, Georgia. That's the one game. What are they doing? Are they playing soccer out there? Wait, this is Florida, Georgia.

This is Florida, Georgia. Yeah, Jaguar's Falcons. Are they playing soccer? They're playing soccer. Are the bouncing? That's all right. They playing soccer. They're playing soccer. The bouncing. It's all right. It's not like the new office has a basketball court. Okay.

Dolphins and pills. Definitely something that has crossed my mind a couple times. Being like, no, Hank, we're gonna, you're gonna, you're going to swallow the key. No, I have reports. That's how you can't hear it. Oh, inside the studio. You do. Okay swallow the key. No, I have reports that say you can't hear it. Oh, inside the studio. You do. Okay.

Good reports. All right, dolphins, it bills. This game will be center, sound. We all agree. Yep. So excited for this game. Uh, just a quick stat for you. This is a 12th team in the last 20 years to be three and O straight up and

against the spread and being underdog in again. Interesting. The last time, the records for those teams, two and nine straight up, three and eight against the spread. I also, I know that, you know, if, if, if, and nuts were candy and bots, every day would be Christmas, every, wait, if, and bots were candy and nuts nuts every day would be Christmas if the bills had beaten the jets week one I Think this line would be like five six. Yeah, I mean it's even a little bit weird to me that it's only three. Yeah I because it's the bills at home They definitely don't look like the same team that they were in week one their rush defense is really good

Yeah, and their defensive line is awesome. I think this is, I also just think that I might have, I might just put this in my gambling portfolio, Jake Remind me this, any team that scores 70 fade in the next week. Yeah, isn't there, you think there's an element of getting so many yards and offense that you're still tired

from doing all that running? Well, just not only tired, but like if you score 70 points in a game, on 71 plays, you can't tell me that you don't go into the facility next day like what bad tape? Yeah, we're the best. Yeah, we'll just run the same place. For sure. And if you get stopped on a couple plays and a row, you're like, what's wrong with us? Yeah, it's the bills. I like the bills in this game. I do too. And I love the over. And I have to bet it. I also feel bad for people in Wisconsin and Michigan who have to watch the

Broncos Bears instead of watching this game. It's like Wisconsin and Michigan. Well YouTube TV. Yeah, you could do YouTube TV and Minnesota has to watch Vegas at Los Angeles for some reason that I don't really understand. Everybody should be able to watch this game. Everyone wants to watch this game this weekend. This game should have been flexed to Sunday night.

I know they can't, but they should have. They should have done. They should have done a couple flexes. They should have flexed the Broncos and the Bears to like 6 a.m And then they should have 6 a.m. Like they actually kicked the ball off at 6 a.m. in Chicago. Yeah, and maybe the Jets chiefs to 3 a.m And like done a midnight madness of football. You'll be great because it's back to back to back to back to back Right because no no football is truly bad football at 6 a.m. Because it's back to back to back to back. Right. Because no, no football is truly bad football at 6am because it's totally bonus football. And also any game that's a standalone game, people are going to watch. Yeah. It's like when it's, if it's the middle of NFL Sunday and half the games are

dog shit, then you just ignore them and you forget about them. But if it's like the the Bengals Rams game on Monday night football. Everyone's like, oh yeah, we'll watch it. We'll keep watching even though it's bad. I am nervous about the come down of two and a Monday night football games. Two weeks in a row, I think this Monday night's gonna be tough for us. It'll be tough, but also it's not like it was a true double

header. Sure, sure, sure. It was like we were getting one and a half football game. Yeah, it's true. Okay, so dolphins and pills. Yeah, I like the bills in this game. I, I, this might be dumb. Maybe the dolphins are unstoppable, but I just think that the bills, I, I really think

that this is a perception thing from week one because they did look so bad and Josh did look so bad. But the last two weeks, they've just completely demolished teams. And I know the commanders yet to be determined. The Raiders not good. But still in the NFL, when you demolish teams, that's different than like demolished teams. And I know the commanders yet to be determined, the Raiders not good. But still in the NFL, when you demolished teams, that's different than like demolishing teams in college football. Yeah. And you can look at the rushing defense that they had. Like against the Raiders, I think Josh Jacobs had one yard. Yeah. I think he had a yard carrying

the football. And then last week against the commanders, they didn't even make an attempt to align backers. We're great. Yeah. So I think that the bills defense is good. I think they match up well against what the dolphins want to do in offense. We'll see if the dolphins passing offense can succeed, probably not to the point that it was last week because Jesus 70 points is not gonna happen again. What if they just did that?

I mean, to be sick. Every week. But again, I feel like points are a finite resource, like how Trump thinks that the human body only has a set amount of energy. So if you exercise, that's less energy that your body will have when you're 60, 70, 80 years old. Yep. I feel like that's the same thing with points without a doubt. They might have scored too many points last week, too many points. Jake. The offensive scored 130 points so far.

The season four of their team since 1970, have scored at least one 20 in the first three weeks. All of them have reached at least a conference championship game. Okay. 2013 Broncos, 2015 Cardinals, 2020 Packers, 2009 Saints. The only one of those, two in it all. Ooh. Okay, interesting.

Next up on the TV, so we're gonna have a TV crunch this week. I will say right now, the multi-view, I know we don't get to just side what's on it. I'm hoping the bears are on the multi view. I have no problem putting the bears in a small corner of a TV. I think that's fair. We're going to get every game on. That's my point is we're going to figure out a way to get every single game on TV. Ravens at Browns, Ravens underdogs, we've talked about it. John Harbour underdogs. He's been incredible. 19 and four in the last 23 games against spread as an underdog, but this Browns defense

is so fucking good. And probably the most underrated story of the of the first three games. I would say is the Browns defense being as good as it is. We talked about the yardage to the last time it's been done was the 99 bucks. Do you know that the Browns, the Cleveland Browns through three games have only allowed their opponent to be in the red zone two times? Yeah, because the Steelers, yeah, I don't think the Steelers got in the red zone against them. Yeah, one field goal, zero touchdowns. Yeah, pretty impressive. And Miles Garrett, I think if we're doing like a American gladiators, you pick one guy in the NFL, I think Miles Garrett could beat anybody's ass in the league, like physically. And he's terrifying.

He's so what he did to the Titans last week where he was just towing with them, just dancing around the line of scrimmage. He's a beast and as good as Harbaugh is, as an underdog, that's exactly how bad Stofanski is. As a favorite. He is, what's the stat here that I saw? He's 10 and 19 against the spread as a favorite.

Ooh. And I just, the Ravens are banged up. This is one of those games. It feels like the Browns stealing money. And if you're a Stofansky, you gotta just sit down to show them Watson and be like, hey, look, our defense is elite. Just be smart.

Yeah. I mean, he was good last week. So maybe that's, he's turned the corner. Just be smart. Let our defense win these games. Do you think anybody in Cleveland still cares about like is there actually a revenge factor here with Baltimore stealing their franchise? They love to talk about that in all the pregame shows. It's like a little bit of revenge for when the Browns packed up and left town.

It is crazy. The Browns just didn't exist for a while. Well, they did exist. Well, yeah, with the Ravens. Yeah, but no, the the franchise of the Browns still belongs to the Ravens Or excuse me, it's so belongs to the city of Cleveland. Right. They have all the history, right, but for a while Yeah, it just didn't have the Browns. They packed them same and then Baltimore is like we didn't do anything wrong when in fact Baltimore lost their own team in the middle of the night. Yeah, that's a newapolis and then they're like well, they did to us Yeah, it doesn't fair. Yeah, they started it. Yeah, Colt started it. Yeah, it's a needapolis. And then they're like, well, they did to us. Yeah, they started it. Yeah, cold started it. Yeah, it's not our fault.

I, yeah, I, here's a little hypothetical for you guys. Want to want your thoughts? Would you rather have an elite defense or a lead offense? Lead offense, lead offense. See, maybe this is just my twisted brain because all I root for is bad offenses, but there's something awesome about going in with, if this Brown's defense continues on this path, something about having a defense that is completely suffocating,

it just feels more manly when you go into a game because you're like, they're not gonna do shit. We're gonna fuck them up. Yeah, so you know what I mean? You can't fuck someone up with offense. That is absolutely the point of view that you would take if you haven't had a good offense for a while. Correct. It's like you learn to get excited when your team is on

defense. But there is something about it. There's something about being like, they can't shit out of it. There's nothing like when you when your defense is truly elite and the line of scrimmage like everyone's close to the line of scrimmage and like they can't do shit. They're not going to be able to have any time. Every pass of throne could be an interception. I don't know that gets me all Tingly again, this is because I've never really watched an elite offense, but still it gets me tingling at the end of the day You would want you would want an elite offense. There'll be so no What wins imagine what wins so defense wins championships, but actually it doesn't but it does actually offense wins

James, but defense does but defense wins championships, but defense does but in the last like no, but defense does. But defense wins championships. But defense does. But in reality, like, no, but defense is one. I mean, the, the, the, the Ram last Super Bowl. But the Rams defense was elite. The, the, the, uh, box defense smothered Patrick Mahomes. That was completely a defensive. The Patriots last Super Bowl was a defensive ever when they stuck the Rams. Brady.

No, but I'm saying there's a player. How many points did the Patriots score in that soup? The defense won that game. They still know, but okay, there's a difference between one game and also the entire season. I think though, once you get to the soup oil, you got to have the defense. Yeah, once you get to the soup oil, you have to have a defense. Guess who didn't show up to the soup oil this past year? The Eagles defense.

Yeah, they needed it. Yeah, neither did the chiefs. No, chiefs defense showed up Well, Jalen hurts dropped the ball and they were stopped Turf turf turf turf. I don't know if the defense does still win championships I just listen defense does win championships, but also really offense wins championships My best my best argument here is the box Versa Homes that was a defense winning a championship

That was a they they'd completely fucked him up. They didn't score touchdown, right? No. Yeah. Defense wins championships. I'll go to my grave thinking that. All right. Next game.

Wait, did you give us your nerd nugget? Yeah. Mark Andrews has seven touchdowns against the Browns the most. And he Ravens player ever versus Cleveland. Well, interesting. He's like the Boston Scott of, uh, oh giants. Yeah, it's a giant. Mark Andrews also had a gash on his own. Yeah, I'm looking at you to read about it.

He gets gash attacked by a tiger. Yeah, he looks like a like Yokech. Yeah, like the gash is like three inches wide on his own. They used to sell that thing up. Yeah. Um, all right, box it Saints. Oh, sorry, commanders and Eagles was the next game I had on there. Max PFT, Sam Howell has been sacked 19 times so far this year.

Yeah. Nine last week, I feel like that might be a bad thing against the eagle pressured on 79% of his dropbacks, which is, that's just a ridiculous number. And the shitty thing is I'd love to just say like, it's all the offensive line. We need to address the line. That seems like a just a nice magic wand that you can wave. But Sam, how is definitely getting himself into some of those situations? It belongs on to the ball for a while. I'm very afraid. Congrats, Max. I'm just going to give it to you. 25 25 point one for the Eagles this week. The defensive line is going to eat. You're going to man, you're going to rewind and watch so many jailing Carter clips. It's gonna be sick for you. I'm gonna be disgusted with it.

I blame 40% on the offensive line, 40% on Sam Howe, and then 20% on Tony P and DC. Tony P and DC. Who showed up for the game last week, and he's not even a, he's not even a commander's fan. Well, he's showed up. Don't blame him.

Yeah, he's our king. He's our king. He's our king. This motherfucker showed up wearing a commander's jersey. You're a Patriots. He's a king. You literally went into the day last Sunday saying we're not gonna lose on Tony P day. Yeah, well, I thought you can't change your mind like that. I love Tony P, but now I hate him because he's You're not allowed to say love Tony P. He's a curse. He can't say facts or facts. No, you can't. I just I'm going to scream at he's own. You're not allowed to say you hate Tony P. Okay, I don't hate Tony. Thank you.

Okay, it's impossible to hate Tony. P is the last He's the one pure thing left on the internet without a trace of irony to it I love him. You can't help but watch his videos and be like this guy so wholesome and he's getting that deal But I just don't want him to be a commander's fan. Is that fair? He's a paid Commander shouldn't have him be a social Ad deal I agree. Maybe there's some blame to go around there. Maybe you take a wider view of things if you're the Commander's social team, and you find a guy that's really been a fan of your team

for their entire life that has a big internet presence, and maybe you lean into doing a partnership with that person. Instead of hypothetically, Tony PFT is what I'm talking about. Yes, in DC. In DC, yeah. But yeah, okay, no disrespect to trying to- I don't like that now you're trying to seal his business. You're trying to seal it. Yeah, you're trying to take food on this mouth. NDC. NDC. Yeah. But yeah. Okay. No, just just about to try to. Now you're trying to seal his business. Yeah. Trying to. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

They're trying to take food on this mouth. Yeah. I am. Come on. I'm trying to take a nice salmon risotto office dinner table. I saw that. That looked like a great meal. It did great. It looked like a great. Positive masculinity. He's the antidote to to entertain. Yeah. He is. He is too. Two superheroes clashing. So yeah, I think I'm nervous for you. PFT. I feel like this is going to be.

It's, it's not the game you want. Sam Howl after his worst game is a pro to go into against the Eagles defensive line that just eats. No, I, I am not looking forward to that at all. I think that everything favors Max and this in this matchup. So that's what I'm saying. Probably 25 point victory for you, Max. And they lost last year, the commanders. So they're like, Hey, we can't overlook this team.

Yep. If it was in DC, I mean, I we're not losing this game at home. No, that's basically what I want to do the whole like, Oh, anything going to happen, like stop saying we're going to win by 25, but we probably will. Yeah, our good friend, Steven Che is firmly on the hot seat for this game because he wished injury on Jalen Hertz. Jalen Hertz did a press conference this week and mentioned Steven Che, not by name, but said a guy even wanted me to get injured. If Jalen Hertz gets injured this week, Steven Che, he's done. He's done.

He's like, I told him, I tried to lay it out for him. I was like, you're going to have to watch this game more intently than the bucks Saints because Jalen Hertz better be healthy at the end of the game. I tried to lay it out for him. I was like, you're gonna have to watch this game more intently than the box Saints, because Jalen Hertz better be healthy at the end of this game. And Max, if Jalen Hertz gets, like, severely hurt in this game, you have to be the one to kill Stephen Chen. Yeah, you do. Because you'll do it humanely, relatively speaking,

compared to what the rest of the show is. You have to slap him in the face. Yeah, do I have permission? Yes, yes. I would be happy. No, not permissioned. You are, you're, it's a mandatory slap. Okay, so there's a shove. Okay, I just want to make would be like, no, not permissioned. You are, it's a mandatory slash. Okay, so maybe a shove.

Okay, I just wanna make sure that like, violence is okay in the workplace. I think a shove is okay. I think you're allowed to shove him very hard. Cause it should be a push push. Like a violent push push. Yeah, you gotta push him in his buttocks. Okay.

And it will be doing a favor to him. Yeah, and also what the rest of the film is. He also tried to do, he tried to backtrack and just put out good film breakdowns of Jalen Hertz today. He's, I mean, he's terrified. When I saw the film breakdown, I was like, he is terrified of Eagles Twitter. Because he actually stands,

I want to put words in his mouth, but, Oh no, he's not apologizing. He's not apologizing. He said to me that he doesn't want Jalen Hertz Hertz, he wants the play removed, and he thinks that all the buzz that he doesn't want Jalen Hertz hurt. He wants the play removed. And he thinks that all the buzz that he started has is probably going to get the play removed. So he's going to be hero. It's loser thought.

He literally said that. He's like, I think that I started the conversation that will then get the play. My dream is that they removed this play. The Eagles still do it and still get it every time. They will. And they went this on Wednesday. It'll just break every single person's like like how like you can't what are you supposed to do in that situation?

Yeah, this is maybe one time a game that tighting grabs him and pushes him for the rest of the time. It's just the offensive line being bigger and stronger and better and jailing her to be a beast. Being a monster. JJ Watt agreed with my take on Wednesday that even if they took away the touch push, the Eagles would still sneak it and they would sneak it to an insane success rate. It would.

So more teams should do it. Okay. Nerd nugget. The Eagles lead the leading Russian lead the league and rushing defense, allowing 48 yards per game to their fewest rushing yards rendered through three games since 2008. Yeah, not good. This doesn't stack up well for us. But, but I said before the bills game, if we win one of the next two, Super role man. I'm thinking soupie. Yeah.

So, even though we're definitely not a soupie team, we're the best worst team, I think, if we win this, I'm I am back to being fully delusional PFT because then we got the bears coming up next. Yeah, easy win. And so then we'll be four and one and then and then once good and then soupy now if we lose Then I could also see us losing to the bears. No, I don't think so. All right Box at Saints James Winston Revenge game. Well, it's fucking go James Winston holds all the records for the box. He holds the yards record the touchdowns record the completions record For the box that's pretty the greatest quarterback in box history.

And guess what? Even, even better? He doesn't hold the interception record. That's very impressive. Vinnie Tessa Verde. Awesome. I looked it up. Vinnie Tessa Verde, I wish we were doing the show in 1988.

Because Vinnie Tessa Verde had a season, 1988, he threw 13 touchdowns and 35 interception. How did he make it through that season? And it was a 15 games that he played, and he didn't throw a pick in two of those games. So he threw 35 interceptions in 13 games. That is the funniest season ever. That's awesome. That's so awesome.

He had a game of five interceptions, a game of six interceptions. And the fact that they kept them in for the entire season when he's going 12 to 30 is actually that's impressive. It's very impressive on his bar. Vinnie Tesworth had 112 interceptions in 76 games at the box. Jamis only had 88 in 72.

In 72, that's nothing. That's nothing. Nothing. But the beauty with Jamis is as bad as he can be and make terrible decisions and throw the ball to like four linebackers who are all standing there licking their chops, like wearing a bib, James will throw the ball directly to him. He'll also throw that fucking deep ball and it'll be pretty and you'll forget about every other bad thing that he ever did.

Yes. I think that the buck should have a welcome home video for James Winston. I agree. I think that they need to do a video tribute to him. It's in New Orleans. I still think that they should agree. They should have a watch party at Raymond James and then put a giant big screen TV on the pirate ship.

Yes. And then have just James Winston highlights. Thank you, James. Thanks for everything. Also in this game, the return of Alvin Camara. Oh yeah. He's back. He also said he had a very funny video

that he put out of him getting out of jail. Yeah. He also said in his return, he's gonna do whatever he's got to do. Okay, that's ominous. Yeah, I feel like that's the one guy you don't want to do whatever he's got to do. He'll beat the shit out of a guy in an elevator.

Yeah, just, Alvin, just run the ball. That's fine, catch the ball as well, but you don't have to do whatever you got to do. What's up with running backs and elevators? Just a bad combination. It's just get, I think it's just confined space. I want to hit the hole. Yeah.

Yeah. It's like getting the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm all in on the Saints this weekend. I feel like James is going to have some fun. I would also like to see James Winston podcast. Athletes having podcasts is a big thing right now.

I would love a James Winston podcast. James come on this podcast. Alvin Kumar has also been, it's been reported that he looks explosive in return to practice. Okay, he's fresh legs. He will, I mean, like the Saints office offense has not looked good through three weeks. It's looked slow and now you have one of the best running backs in the league back.

So nice bonus. And remember Michael Thomas? Yeah, he's around Michael Thomas. Slant boy. She, she he'd Rashid. Is that my guy? Rashid, Rashid. Rashid, Rashid. He's fast. Yeah, he's the Michael Thomas. Slant boy. Sh-sh-sh-heed Rashid. Is that my guy? Rashid Rashid. Rashid Rashid.

He's fast. Yeah, he's the best. Uh, nerd nugget. Well, the third time be the charm for James Winston against the Bucks that's he had drafted him in 2021. He was knocked out of the game by Devon White, illegal horse call attack, that led to the viral dancing on Crutches game in the locker room.

Yeah. And then 2022 against them, three interceptions, sack six times. Ooh. Okay. So he hasn't done well again. This is also the game where Michael Tom, locker room, then 2022 against them, three interceptions, sack six times. Oh, okay. So he hasn't done well again. This is also the game where Michael Tom or, yeah, Mike Evans, Mike Evans is going to get ejected. He loves getting into fights against the same.

Yeah, he absolutely loves. Now CD Doos is gone, but I still think he's going to see that, that uniform be like I got to fight. Yes. Yes. Okay. Next game. Bengals of Titans is Joe Burrow all the way back. Do the Titans actually stink this time? Cause I have a couple thoughts in my head. One is,

I keep thinking to myself, it's variable. It's the Titans. They always will look like dog shit at point of the year, but they'll keep fighting and they'll, they'll be there at the end of the season looking for a playoff spot. What if this Titan's team actually just is dog shit, though? And I catch myself to keep trying to ride that wave. And because they are admittedly, I think even like their front office, they're in a transition period. It's clear what they're doing.

They're trying to get younger. They're going to face some guys out. Maybe they just suck this year. They might and Hopkins might be starting to think that, and that would be the return of a deep-a-wide receiver. Yeah. If they continue to stink this year, Hopkins is gonna be pissed off.

He's like, I got, I got sent here for this. Yeah. He's gonna be pissed off. Although he sent himself there. Yeah, but still. Yeah. But so he's gonna be mad. He's gonna be mad.

Well, he like demanded to be out of Arizona. Yeah, but then he chose. Yeah, they chose tighties. Yeah. You're like, let me make it harder for myself. When are we going to start thinking about our boy, Will Levis? Ooh. Single.

Single, single, ready to mingle. Dude's ready to show out right now. Uh-huh. The problem is not entirely Ryan Tannell, but he's a part of it. He's definitely a part of it. He's a big part of it. Uh, but there's other stuff going on there. And their offense just looks bad across the board.

They can't run the football. Nope. And so we'll see. Maybe just feed Derek Henry the board. They can't run the football. Nope. And so we'll say maybe just feed, feed Derek Henry this weekend, like, but the bangles rush defense is good. Yeah. I also, um, I like the Joe burrows part of his maturation process as a franchise quarterback. I don't know if you guys have caught this. He's been using the royal wheel.

A lot. I like that. I like that. So even after the game on Monday, football, they asked about his calf and he said, you know, we just got through it. We just got it. We got to just get back in rehab and then that's him in his team. That's him in Harambe. Yeah. And they asked him about the calf during his press conference during the middle of the week. And he said, we're ready to go. So talking about himself. But I think that's the next step in every quarterback. You have to get, you have to go from the eye to the Wii,

just talking about yourself though. Yeah, smart. It's a good move, so you're not just using the singular pronouns. And I think Joe wants to play. His owner probably doesn't want him to play because this dude is allergic to spending money. For you to be like, wait, so not only did I give you

a big contract, but I also built like a practice bubble and we changed our Playing surface that we that we practice on because I invested so much money in you and now you're gonna play with the same injury that Aaron Rogers had before he got hurt I Not not not what I'm just saying that from the owner's perspective, right? He's probably this is the rare instance where the owner is like don't please don't play. I'm poor. Yeah, he's he's Kristen Wigg in Bridesmaid. Yeah, also they're like I'm poor Joe. Did you know that that Joe's doing the Grock thing where he's not spending any of his money? I love it. So he's just riding off his marketing money. So he's going to have like

250 million in his bank account for retirement. I mean, which is the probably going to be the best retirement ever. And he's probably got a sick house in Ohio because it doesn't probably don't cost that much. And it's not. Yeah. He's he's living his life. Uh, nerd nugget. The Titans defense allowed 78 rushing yards against the Browns to mark the team's ninth consecutive game in which it did not allow in opposing offense to reach 100 rushing yards. the longest active streak in the NFL. Jake, how many of those games have they won? Probably not many. I don't think they've won a single one of them, but it sounds like a good start.

Yeah. Uh, these teams PR. Yeah, they're great at it. I think Joe Burrows gonna have a big game. I think it's gonna start pushing the ball down the field. I hope so. I hope he's good. I think we're ready to push the ball down the field. Okay. And we're ready to get back. Uh, the field. Okay, and we're ready to get back All right, next up Vikings at Panthers Bryce Chung is back And he Dalton back to the sideline Adam feeling revenge game big time I tried to look up and see if there's any bad blood and the only thing I could see

It was Adam feeling saying I didn't want to leave Minnesota But they had a different vision for me and then he he went on to say, there's no bad blood. I'm so thankful to the organization. They handled this throughout the process was first class. So zero bad blood. He said that the only thing he's going to be doing differently on Sundays, he's going to get onto the field earlier so we can go and say hi to everybody that he misses. So he seems like a great to.

But so, diva, it sounds like I think he's being sarcastic with all this. I think Adam Thiel is really pissed off at the Vikings. I'm gonna bet him score a touchdown. Yeah, just take the first part of the quote. I didn't wanna leave Minnesota, but they had a different vision for me. There you go. That's it, I had blood.

Adam Thiel and Diva wide receiver. Bad blood. Pist as hell at the Vikings. Do you guys know who's leading the league and passing this year? Kirk Cousins. Do you know who's leading the league and receiving? Justin Jefferson. Correct. Kirk Cousins and Justin Jefferson. Now it's obviously 17 game season. And they have had explosive offense through the first three weeks,

oh and three. But Kirk Cousins on pace for 6,000 yards, which would far eclipse paid Manning's record of 5,477 in 2013. Justin Jefferson is on pace for, what is it's like 20, 2600 yards, which would far eclipse Megatron 1964 in 2012. And their own three. And their own three. But that would be cool if both of them broke the record. Yeah, I mean, that would be the ultimate Kirk Cousin season wouldn't it?

To break the record. Yeah, to break the record and go like five and 12. Yeah. Also, when I was looking up passion, passing single season passing records, you know, who's 10th all time? I do not know who 10th is. Jamest Winston. Okay, cool.

With 5,000 yards, 5,500 yards in 2019, also the year he threw 30-30. Which was the best season ever for a quarterback in history. The top 10 is just drew breeze like six times and then Peyton won Tom Brady and James. Have you noticed this about Kirk Cousins this year? He, I feel like he's getting more gun shy. Like he'll do a lot of throwaways, even if he has a wide receiver open,

he'll pass them all a little bit early, and then he'll like duck away from the rush as it's about to sack him. Yeah. Because he's gotten hit a lot, and I think he's just starting to feel, you get older, you feel pain a little bit more. Yeah.

And the late stage Eli. Exactly. Yeah. He's self-sac. Maybe not the self-sac's just yet, but he's at a point where he's self-incompleteing. Yeah. So he'll like throw it out, get it to the sidelines,

and then turtle away and do a little like struggle away from the defender as he's about to get it Also credit to us not to our own horn, but I think we've been very fair with Kirk cousins this year It's not his fault like the defense has been very very bad and The regression monster hit them worse than we even imagined because they went 11 and one last year Oh and three this year in one score games Yeah, I mean the Eagles game I guess you can say that's a one-sc score game, but it was like a back door,

one score game. Yeah. I actually think too, the Panthers could win this game with Andy Dalton. I don't think Bryce Young's ready right now. Andy Dalton looked really good. He did. And then Frank Reich said that Bryce Young, this was like a two, three week injury and Bryce took one week off and now he's back. Did you know what his nickname is, by the way?

No. Bryce Young. His nickname is the Gingerbread Man, who, which is also Andy Dalton's son's nickname, in my book. Oh, yeah. But yeah, you can't catch me. I think that's what it goes back to. The nursery rhyme. Okay.

He's got to get a better nickname. He's got to get a better nickname. Speaking of Frank Reich, Frank Reich is three and 10 in his last 13 games. Quietly terrible. Quietly very terrible. He should play a game over in London because he looks like one of those bucking and palace guards.

He just never changes facial expression, never moves. Yeah. Good coach, I guess. I three and ten in the last 13. I think he's, I think he comes from the Ron Rivera Jeff Fisher book of being a stable head coach. Yes. If you have a tumultuous franchise around you,

then you look at that guy and you're like, well, at least this guy's not emotional. He's an adult in the room. Yeah. He's a great adult in the room. Yeah. You're like, hey, what do we do here? Well, I've actually been in football for my entire life,

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It seems really weird. Yeah. I'm thinking he's not in a good place mentally. Yeah. Although when he said like, I'm getting off social media for a while, no one hit me up I'm gonna be with some strippers and they got me. Yeah, it was a boss moves. It is a boss move It's a pulp here said did you guys though? So let's not talk about Chandler drones

I feel I hope he gets help better. I it does feel like it's spiraling in a bad place right now And then everyone tweets about it. It's like this kind of this is not great So I hope he's gets whatever he's looking for help RG3 reached out to him though. Okay, we tweeted that out that I've reached out to Tweety down to let us know that he reached out. Yeah. Oh, but he's on the case. Okay. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. Did you guys hear the story about Marquette King? Yes, that's the funniest story ever That was my note on on this game was just the saga of Marquette King. Yes. So here's the story. Marquette King, I don't know if you want to podcast something, he's a recurring guest.

He said that he was probably released by the Raiders because owner, Mark Davis once saw him with two females and said, I see you. Marquette came over and gave him a soft nougie to show he was not as mean as the bullies Davis dealt with throughout his life who did hard nougies. And that's why he got released because he nougie is on soft. I thought soft nougie my my perception of the thing the entire time was that John Grootin probably hates punters. Yes.

Yes. Yes. And then you've got a kicker that's doing celebrations and dancing and looking like he's having a lot of fun. And then Grootin was like, I can't deal with this guy. This guy's on a real football player. He's acting like one. I disagree. It seems, it seems like it was the Nugie. It was the Nugie. Mark, if there's one guy, you don't want a Nugie. It's a guy who looks like he's got like a carrot sprout going on top of his head. Because if I were looking at Davis, I would, I would think that if I gave him a noogie,

it would just compromise the entire structural integrity of his head. Like it would just scramble his brain up. It looks like he's got a nice soft head. By the way, I fucked up. I jumped around the Rage and Chargers. I don't know why I had it earlier, but it's obviously a late game. But yes, Marquette King, noogie monster. I also just love the idea of Marquette Davis being like, I see you. Yeah, I see you, dude.

The first time I were women at the same time When I read this I thought I get I had it reversed I thought that market king was hanging out and saw Mark Davis with two Yeah, at the same time and came over and gave him noogie like great job keep it up But think about it. It is if you walk by me with two women I was like oh I see you PFT then you gave me a little soft. No, give it like what the fuck dude You already have two women. Why are you doing this? Yeah, you're running up the score. Yeah, what the fuck you doing?

You're doing like a little pal, little boy thing. Yeah, you'll get there one day. Yeah, um, I think the chargers without Mike Williams are going to be in trouble. He's pretty good. He's good. They've got Ken and Alan who catches a million balls. I know. Is it going to be back?

Is he back this week? I think he might be back. I'm not sure, but I, I but I feel like Mike Williams is pretty important. And that's going to hurt. Justin Herbert has been phenomenal though. And they should win this game. Ecclors out again. And we might see who are the destroyer here. Yeah, NFL rumors. Oh, okay. I don't know if that's legit or not. You know what? I'm going to put a cheek report of the Ecclors out. I'm going to put a must win on this for the chargers. Yeah. It's the must. You got this is a take care of business game. Yeah, you got to do it. Got to do it. Rams at Colts. We sent our tickets to someone who had an Andrew Luck. Oh,

you have a nerd nugget for chargers, Raiders. Yeah, 10 of the past 14 road games for the chargers against the Raiders. We've been decided by one score three of them in overtime. Oh, okay. So fun game. Yeah. Rams at Colts. We sent our tickets to a guy who had an Andrew Luckjord, uh, tattoo, Phil bad for him. Yeah, there were no, uh, fake super bowl ones. That's actually good. I'm surprised by that. Yeah. But maybe that's more like a Philadelphia thing.

Well, I think that if you have fake super bowl one, you probably, what you limit your time spent online moving forward after that. Yeah. Cause you probably got a lot of flack for you. You don't think that's a Philadelphia thing, Max? It's, it's whatever. I think it's a Philadelphia in Toronto Maple Leafs thing. And Buffalo.

Buffalo does it. I've seen a few Buffalo fans. Definitely does it. Yes, yes. But yeah, Rams and Colts in Buffalo, that's basically like a war metal that you carry around. It's like, I've been through this many battles. This is how many times I thought that my team

was gonna win the Super Bowl. Yes, yes. Yes. We have Anthony Richardson back. Back for, for yeah for at least part of the game I'm I'm worried about Anthony Richardson. Yeah, I know he's he's played two games and been injured in both games He looks awesome when he's out there. Yeah, also Sean McPhase just he knows the spread. That's all you got to know about Sean Yeah, it's it's actually a nice thing to know now. He knows the spread. He knows the spread every time. He knows the spread Nerd nugget for this game. This is the first of five games for the Rams this season with a 1 p.m. Eastern kickoff

tied for their most on their schedule since they moved from St. Louis. Who five games that They're really sweet. Okay for an L.A. team. It's a lot. I like that That's good nerd nugget. Thanks. They stay out Midwest Well, this is their first one. No, but I know they played the Bengals. Oh, because of the Monday to the ram stay out Midwest. I'm not sure. They go to the green bar. I'll say I'll say I'll say find out if they want to the green bar. I'm gonna start fading the green bar. Yeah, we got to know where they went. All right. Steelers at Texans next up. Proud boy stand up. Stroud boy stand up.

Stroud boy stand up. That was a mistake. That was my meeting after this. Stand back, stand by. Stroud boys. Name your favorite series while I beat the fuck out of you. Stroud boys are feeling pretty good right now. Yeah.

CJ Stroud, Rookie of the Month, on pace to be Rookie of the Year in the NFL. I would say so. He hasn't thrown an interception throwing with great anticipation. I watched a clip of him throwing a guy open with his eyes. That's what you want to see early on in a career. Yeah, I'm buying. I'm buying everything. Good. Yeah. The offensive line stinks. Tonsles been out. I don't know if Tonsles played this weekend. As of recording time, we're unsure. That would be good for CJ if he was playing because the the Steelers

defense is awesome. Yes. And so I feel like this is going to be a lot of pressure on them. Steelers interception this week. CJ might might throw his first INT. I hope not. Well, it feels like, you know, he's been, he's been really, really solid. He's made a lot of good throws. I think if you're power ranking the rookie quarterbacks right now. You got CJ number one I would say Anthony Ritchie healthy Anthony Richardson Anthony Richardson number two and he is awesome to watch Hank was right about Anthony Richards Yeah, I think we all need to take a step back because we we had a good laugh at Florida's expense last year They lost a lot of games didn't look good

Anthony Richardson Hank saw something in them. Hank was the first person to say, You're a scout. This guy can play quarterback. Yeah, you're a scout. And then, yeah, probably Bryce number three. Yeah, Bryce number three, and then who else went? Will Levis, single.

Will Levis number one. Yeah, he's single. Yeah, also hasn't thrown a pick. The only thing I'm worried about in this game is just Mike Tomlin is a favorite, road favorite. Yeah, always a scary proposition. And I feel like this is a really good benchmark game because if the Steelers win this game, they're three in one. They obviously had that terrible game week one, but they righted the ship.

And if the Texans win this game, I feel like it just completely changes their expectations to cheer where it's like, hey, the AFC South's winnable. They gotta get Andrew back some touches. Yeah, this was gonna be a tanking year. Now it could be a year where, you know, they could be flirting with the playoffs. That division's wide open.

Divisions wide open. Yeah, the Steelers have the Ravens next. So maybe a look ahead spot. Yeah, those two teams don't like each other PFT. They don't. Throughout the record books. Throughout all direct. No love loss. This game is the Steelers as a road favorite after Mike Tomlin winning a game as a road dog feels like bed against the Steelers. Yes. Yes. I would agree. Okay. Nuggett. As the Steelers prepare to face CJ, CJ strouled the

sweet and keep in mind that Pittsburgh is 48 and 13 in the regular season when facing a rookie. He's holding quarterbacks in 1970. So throughout everything we just said, yeah, has Matt Canada been promoted to head coach after his great performance last year? He's the owner of the Steelers. Yeah, he's just going to keep getting promoted. Yeah, failing upwards. All right, next up, worst game, Broncos and Bears, 0 and 4, 0 and 3, 0 and 3.

Both teams should be Owen 4. It's crazy that the Bears are so bad that they opened as a 2.5 point underdog to a team that lost by 50 at home. And now there are three and a half point underdog. I mean, we've talked about it at Nazim. The Bears season is completely over. It's collapsed. Justin Fields, Fields broken as a person,

which I understand because that would break you. There was some backup, Badgin is getting some first team reps. Who the fuck knows what's gonna go on? Like it could quickly turn into save your job mode at Hallis Hall. So I have a couple insult stats. They'll just get out of here.

I mean, we just grow them on a tree. We have like the remember the ticket tree? Yeah, it's insult stat tree. Do you know how many sacks the bears have this year? Sacks on the quarterback? As a team on the quarterback. I'm gonna not give it up. I'm talking about defense bears defense.

How many sacks do you have? It's either one or zero. You have a sack. Okay, he's one. You got a sack. Was it was it week one? Uh, I'm not exactly. It might have been actually against the backup. Who's the backup for the chiefs? Gabber. Yeah. Yeah. Might have been for you guys dominated the four quarter to picks. So there are 59 players in the league that have as many sacks as the bears do as a team. Another insult stat here, maybe not an insult stat, but a shocking

thing that I saw in Pro Football Focus, they grade out every offensive player. Mm-hmm. Do you know who your best offensive player is on the Bears? Oh, clay pool. No. I was maybe Darnell Wright, but it's definitely, it's definitely going to be an offensive lineman. It's Justin Fields.

Oh, Justin Fields is the best player on the Chicago Bears offense. That's a good one. And let's think about Shadow back. I don't like that. No, it is. You want your quarterback to be the best player? Don't you? The leader of the team.

My concern with Justin Fields, we talked about it a little bit before we started taping, but I've never seen him really have fun when he plays. Why would he? Even when they're winning. Well, they have a he has one. There's one time that I was one time. Yeah, one time I remember seeing him happy.

That was against the 49ers in that shitty game. You remember it was like, yeah, muddy. Yeah, we won last year. Dove across the field and just like laid out in the rain with the entire team. That's the only time I've seen him really happy on a football field. I haven't seen him happy.

They haven't won. This game is going to be played in October and the last time they won was last October. The Bears haven't scored more than 20 points in nine straight games. And like I said, October 24th, 2022 is their last win. I think we're going to probably get to a calendar year. I don't see the Bears winning this game. They're they have the worst combination in football. Their defense is soft and their offense looks slow. You can't, that's, that's the worst two adjectives you can put on either side of the ball. Jay, can you look up and see what the longest losing streak is

in the history of professional football? I think it's the lions. I want to say like the 2008 2009 lions. Buckingeers, 26 straight from 76. All right. So you're not going to reach that. Yeah, we could. I doubt it. I don't think I you guys might win this weekend. Yeah. Well, the problem is it is like kind of a last stand for Sean Payton and Russell Wilson. Like if they start O and four and they lose to this Bears team, I think Russell Wilson might get pinched. I don't know. And it wasn't his fault last week.

Their defense sucks. But this feels like the Broncos, if they want any, the bear season is over. The Broncos have one last chance to save their season. It's to win this game. I think whichever coach loses should have to pull a Bud Dwyer in the press conference. You got to go with a paper bag. Everybody stand back. Ebert Flush would be fired if they lose no matter what.

But they don't fire coaches like that because they're cheap. And also I don't want them to fire them because I want kale blooms. I am, I am, I have said the names. Kale blooms and Jim Harbaugh probably a hundred times in the last four days and just man football. I want to bring back man football. Kale blooms, Jim Harbaugh,

let Jim Harbaugh just stuff all the dorks and house hall into a locker and just go back to being a man football team. Did we ever find out what happened with your decordinator? No, but, because from what I've read, the reports went out of their way to say

no criminal activity, but HR was involved. Yes. And they did a digital forensic search as part of his resignation, which they say that they do on everybody that gets fired or a little Mike, a little Mike Babcock. Yeah, they went through it. Yeah, they went through all his electronics and shit. That to me seems like it's not something that they would do when anybody that moves on from the team, right?

Well, Mark Potta, who writes for the Chicago sometimes very good journalist, uh, did a great job because he finally asked Matt Eberfluss because they were all, uh, we don't want to talk about what we want to talk about. He simply was like, Hey, it's kind of weird. No one's wished him well. Yeah. And it was like, Oh, yeah, that's a good point because if you believe Alan Williams is health and family reasons, you would think his co-workers would be like, Hope he gets better, hope whatever's happening gets better. If one of you had to leave this podcast for health and family reasons, I would be like, I'm rooting for them, I can't wait for them to be back. All the good things.

If you had to leave for something nefarious, I'd be like, not talking about it. Can we just do some unbased speculation? Yeah. Can I just throw something out there? You think he was given plays to the opponents? No. throw something out there. You think he was given plays to the opponents? Hmm. No, because I think we do that. Luke Gessie does that by just running the first three plays. We'll see this again a million times over.

Gambling. I think that would probably be reported on. Yeah. I think they would say what you want about the Bears. They're doing a good job of keeping the secret. Well, I think the NFL as well. The NFL is doing a good job of being like, we're not talking about this. Yeah, I'd have been gambling. Might be something bad.

Might have been gambling. But either way, yeah, the bears are bad. The Broncos are bad, but a little bit better than the bears bad. Cause like Russell Wilson has moved the ball. They've had moments where they've looked like a competent offense. Their defense is atrocious, but so is the bear. So yeah, this game, let's just hope that this game ends up being a shootout because that would be fun because there is in a weird alternate world how much shit I've been giving the bears and also the world being like this game should shouldn't even be televised. The defense is on both sides are so bad that we could have a fun like big 12 shootout, which would be awesome. We have like a 45 42 game. You can make bad football look real good as long as both defenses suck equally.

Mm-hmm. The problem is if the offense is also suck, the offensive lines suck, then the defenses start to look better. It's going to be a bad game. The Bears are bad. Jake. The Bears Broncos game will be the first game in NFL history between two teams who combine to allow at least 110 points and

1100 yards the previous week. See, I think it's gonna be a good game. Yeah, I think it's actually gonna be fun. From the Vikings panther It's also applies to this game only six of 250 one teams have made the playoffs after losing their first three games only the 92 Chargers that made the playoffs after starting own four playoffs So you're saying the bears season if they start on for they're're not going to make the place. Well, the 92 chargers. That's true. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, yeah, it's, it's whatever. It's, I am, I am, it's almost freeing. I was, I was talking to a friend last night. It's essentially like going, a turtle, like going, retreating to a shell. As soon as you admit that the bears are a disaster, Justin Field isn't the guy. This is the whole organization is a joke. As soon as you admit that the Bears are a disaster, Justin Field isn't the

guy. The whole organization is a joke. The less you can get hurt. I can't get hurt anymore because I'm admitting it. So it's the hope is gone. The faith is gone. All these things. I just went back into my shell. It's like, go ahead. Do whatever you want. I'm a turtle in my shell. I'm just going to live my life and you can't bother me. I think it's going to be a fun game though. I really do. It is pretty cool. The 403 teams are playing against each other. Oh, that is cool.

That's so cool. All right, Patriots. Patriots are cowboys. So I screwed up and I did Rangers and Chargers already. So you have two late, late games and Rangers and Chargers. So three. Again, they did nine and three. Fuck the NFL for this.

Is next week? What's next week? Count next week for me. I would imagine it would be four more in the afternoon slate because you don't have the double header on Monday night. Well, you have a morning again. Yeah, the Jags are playing again. Patriots cowboys and Henry Lockwood bull. Yeah, I'm excited. Split Jersey. I'm trying. What do you think about the video of Mac Jones that has emerged of him clearly clearly hitting Sawaskardner on his penis. Yeah, he's a penis toucher.

He's done it three times. I was a penis toucher. It was not a touch. It was it was a light tap. Wait, what's a tap? It's a tap a touch. Like he grabbed his like the yeah, he doesn't want me to have kids.

Well, he hit him in the ball. Yeah, he hit him in the balls. Is a tap a touch? Did I just touch you? Yeah, okay, I tapped you. So we touch his penis. Yeah, but guys get their penis touch all the time. It's it's it's oh yeah, yeah, maybe on the browns in this in a scrum like that. That's that's just ball. It's just ball. Do you

think that there's something to be said for the amount of times this happened? No, I don't think that was a quick no. I don't think it was like I don't want to say my real answer. I don't think he's good no. I don't think he's good enough. I don't think he's good enough to be doing this shit. Like if you were on his team, you'd be like, dude, stop doing that because one, you suck and two, you're gonna get my balls hit. He's not that bad. Let's find a middle ground.

Would you admit that Matt Jones is at least a little bit sus? I think Matt Jones has an edge to him. He's a competitor. Is it a Susie edge? He's got some fire. No. It's not a Sus. No.

A pause? Mac Jones pause? No, if he like, if he grabbed his nut sack and like squeezed him, that's pause. Hey, what do you think about Chris Paul? Competitor. Olympic champion. He's on the warriors.

Yeah, it's crazy. That's gonna blow my mind. I read article the other day and I was like, it was like dream on Chris Paul like training. I was like, what the fuck? They might train him to the blazers. Yeah. All right, so how do you think this game's gonna go?

I'm worried about my comparisons. Meeka. I'm worried about my comparisons. Mika. I'm worried about my comparisons. Yeah, it feels like the Cowboys are pissed off. Cowboys are pissed off coming off the loss. But yeah. I think we can win. At least cover.

Definitely cover. Okay, that was a quick. I think we can win to at least cover. Why do you think you can win? They haven't been playing bad football. They've been, you know, the Eagles and the dolphins are better than the Cowboys. They pretty much beat both those teams. So I do think the Patriots defense very good and we'll keep them in this game. But I just don't know if the and Zeeck revenge game is all the same.

Remember two touchdowns, it's a double revenge game. They've got Zeeck and then Will Greer, right? Yeah. The Patriots signed Will Greer what last week? Yeah, to get all the same. To get all the plays. Yeah, they've got all the plays from the Cowboys. Smart.

Cowboys need to win, like for everything that everyone was talking about, the Cowboys and their aspirations, they have to win this for everything that everyone was talking about the cowboys in their aspirations I they have to win this game and and kind of convincingly tell me you're real. It's not a dynamic offense the Patriots are running. Yeah. Yeah, tell me you're real cowboys. Yeah, show us you're real. Uh, okay So next week we have the morning game, which is Jags Bills great start and then it's a six and four split Yes, with a cowboys nine or something I can love that good good great job in 14 to buy tomorrow This would buy a song. We'll be in New York City for surviving bar stool

Oh, it's by weeks already. Yeah by weeks next week When would you have in fact when do you want to have your buys? Like middle like week nine. Yeah, you don't want it. It's like too early sucks I think it goes up to like 13 or 14. He's like burn your buy week if you have it week five I think you get like I actually 13 or 14. You're like burn your buy week if you have it week five. I think you get like actually. The amters have it week 14 with the cardinals.

Best buy week is getting rested up for the playoffs. I like that. Best buy week is hauling. You think so? Yeah, you can spend hauling with your family, get you a lot of candy. It's buy week. That's good.

Yeah, it's right, right around the middle because I don't think you want to have it late. Thanksgiving wouldn't be bad. Thanksgiving is nice. Yeah. Wait, there's buy weeks Thanksgiving wouldn't be bad. Thanksgiving's nice. Yeah. Wait, there's bi-weeks Thanksgiving? I thought they were over by then. Just said week 14.

Oh yeah. There's no bi-weeks Thanksgiving week, but there are bi-weeks after. Oh, okay. Yeah. Okay, yeah, I think I'd pick Halloween. Yeah, Halloween's not bad. Maybe the weekend before Thanksgiving,

get a head start on travel. Yeah. So with the victory this week against Dallas, Bill Belichek will join Don Shula and George Hallis says the only NFL coaches with 300 career regular season wins. Wow. 318 for Hallis, 328 for Shula. Ooh. 299 for Belichek. Wow. Okay. Regular season. All right. Last late, slate game. Cardinals at 49ers. Cardinals are three and all against spread. Josh Dobbs officially having his jersey being sold in the team store. That's huge.

Finally. That's big. Would I tell you about that? Cardinals defense. Yeah. Well, it's the Cardinals offense. It surprised me. Well, yeah. Josh Dobbs. Yeah. He can scoot and they've been running on people. I think they'll get killed. Yeah. That seems like the 49ers are the best team in the NFL. Yeah. And they just dominate people. And did you know that since Christopher Caffrey was straight to the 49ers, the 49ers are 15 and one in regular season games. Yeah. 12 and four against the spread. And Christian McCaffrey is we're on record watch. Christian McCaffrey has 12 straight games scoring a touchdown. 13 is the 49ers record with Jerry Rice. 15 is the NFL record, OJ Simpson and John Regans. Wow.

So he's, I mean, his price is the score a touchdown. I think it was, I was looking, yes, it was like minus 240. That's insane. Score a touchdown. Yeah, I think we should start talking with Christian McCaffrey about running back wins. The way that we talk about quarterback wins like their winners. I think Christian McCaffrey is a

winner at the running back position. And credit to us for being the ones who masterminded the whole thing. Exactly. People forget we said it first. We wished it into existence Kyle listens to the program. We know that. He wears the hoodies when he's going up against Hank's shitty cowboys teams of the playoffs. And Kyle Shanahan heard us say like, Hey, that guy Christian McCaffrey, the running back for the Panthers, he's going up against Hank's shitty cowboys teams in the playoffs and Kyle Shanahan heard us say like hey that guy Christian McCaffrey the running back for the Panthers He's good at football. It's really good. Kyle Shanahan was like I got a look into him looked into him next thing You know boom he's setting records never heard this guy alright what you're Nugget sundays game between the Cardinals and Niners will be the fourth meeting in the last five games to feature a different quarterback matchup

2021 Kyler Murray versus Traylantz and then their second game was Colt McCoy, Jimmy Garoppolo. 2022, McCoy Garoppolo again, and then David Blown, Brock Purdy, and this week Josh Dobbs against Brock Purdy. Oh, no stability in this matchup. No, quarterbacks. All right, last game, Sunday night game, Chiefs at Jets. Yes.

Quick staff for you, in Chiefs games that Taylor Swift has attended, the Chiefs at Jets, Quickstaff for you, in Chiefs games, that Taylor Swift has attended, the Chiefs are one and oh against the spread, and they're covering by a margin of 18 points against the spread. Yeah, and this is another bring your girlfriend to the game game, where it's like we're playing the Jets. Taylor's not a real girlfriend unless she goes to like an actual matchup against a real team.

PFT, let me ask you a question. Travis Kelsey went to a Taylor Swift concert, right? Yep. Taylor Swift has gone to two Travis Kelsey games after this week. Huh, seems like I was right. The NFL is bigger than Taylor Swift. There you go. No problem. Well, Zach, Zach Wilson does love older women. As he might ball out this weekend. Yeah. She's really old. Is she really old. Is she really old?

No, but I'm just saying that to piss off. How old is Taylor Swift? She's like 49. Yeah, she's like 45. That's all I know. Oh, 19, oh, 19, okay, that makes sense. 33. Yeah, that whole damn stuff.

That's a, that's a milk. Is Taylor Swift a milk? I don't think she's a bitch. I was gonna say something right there. I don't think she's out of track. So, Big Cat, I don't think she's gonna try. So Big Cat, I don't think she's gonna try. I'm on record. Yeah, I'm on record.

I would not have sex with Taylor Swift. I'm on record I would. I would not. But I'm on record that I don't think I'd enjoy that much. I would not. I think she falls into like the Nicole Kidman status for me where I know that's in theory a beautiful woman, but it's like two elegant and fragile.

Yeah, doesn't do it for me. Butterflies come out of a vagina. Yeah, I don't like that. I don't like that. I think what do you thoughts on this? You think we're getting ourselves in trouble? No. I would not have sex with her.

If she was right here and she was like PFT, let's go, you can put it anywhere. And be like, well, I'm gonna keep it in my pants. Yeah. Thank you so much, Taylor, but I got football to watch. Yeah. So I should watch it too. Yeah. Maybe you'd like it. Did you see that cheat sheet that got leaked?

I don't know if it was actually hers, but it was very funny. It was like a cheat sheet of winded cheer, famous chiefs. Oh, no, I know. All the traditions. It was great. Yeah, it was great. The video that I thought was the best was the theory that she was escorted out of the suite inside of a giant popcorn machine. Yeah. As she was just sitting in the theory that she was escorted out of the suite.

And the popcorn machine. Inside of a giant popcorn machine. As she was just sitting in the... I think it's true. Apparently that's how she gets into concerts sometimes. Yeah, with the mobs. Oh, that's right. But I think it's true, because I saw so many videos

of people outside her box, but none of the videos captured her were actually walking out. Yeah, I feel like someone would have gotten it. Who was in her box? Jake. Not me. Donna Kelsey. Oh, nice, that's hot. Wait, no, she was in Donna Kelsey's box. Yeah, I feel like someone would have gotten it. Who was in her box? Jake. Not me. Donna Kelsey. Oh, nice. That's hot.

Wait, no, she was in Donna Kelsey's box. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Taylor wanted to try the mom before the sun. Mm-hmm. He just tried to move there. How we were saying that. The other video that made me laugh

was the video of Travis Kelsey, like looking up and smirking. And all the Swifties were like, look at how he looks at her. This is incredible. And some two just quote, he's like, he's 100% looking at a replay right now. Or the scoreboard.

Yeah, he was looking at a replay. He was probably watching his own touchdown. Yeah, pointing up at it being like, yeah, fist bump. I love you. He's also watching their skyrocketing for this game. Yeah, I mean, that and like the, the tickets for the Jets game and, and, and Jason Kelsey is the biggest winner,, I mean that, that and like the, the tickets for the Jets game and Jason Kelsey is the biggest winner, like the fact that,

you know, their podcast is new and emerging. This is happening. It's just, Hey, why don't you detail? There's a lot of, there's, there's, there's, there's a report. There's only so much you can do. It's like I've been thinking about like what I can do. And it's like, there's a report, a report that you're dating Beyonce. Oh, that's true. No comment. Is that come on for your ass? What you like?

I do. It's a it's a throttle. Oh, so you and you're having you're banging Jay Z too. Yeah, even better. What's it like? What are those? What are the encounters like? I don't want to speak, you know, illuminati, things of that nature, I think, you know, I think five dollars or have a threesome with Jay-Z and Beyonce, which one do you want? The latter. Yeah.

Imagine if Beyonce came and watched our podcast. Fucker, they're talking about this lighthouse. Yeah. Oh, fuck, I thought it was a sports podcast. Yeah, the chiefs are gonna kill the jets. Well, the jets found an answer at the quarterback position. They signed Trevor Simeon earlier this week. This is my don't overthink a game of the week because there will be a lot of people

who overthink it and be like, not enough. 10 points. Oh, no. Chiefs, the fact that Taylor Swift is going, the chiefs are going to fucking throttle. They are. And the chiefs defense is not been talked about. Has been very good this year. Yeah.

If I were, if I was a jet fan, memes, I would be, I would be so upset that the answer is Trevor Simeon, that that's all you've gotten so far. At what point does it become the Jets problem and no longer Zach Wilson's problem? Yeah, Trevor Simeon, that was just the worst yesterday. But Zach Wilson did have a quote today. He said, I promise I'm doing everything I can

to get better. Yeah, I believe him. Yeah, but he's due though. He's due to have one good game. I don't know. Is he? You won no one prime time this year. Okay. All right. Well, he didn't start that game. Donna Kelsey might be in the crowd.

Okay. That's all you got. Zach Wilson. So I'm saying he's going to ball out for Taylor Swift. You're saying no, no, no, no. He's going to ball out because Donna Kelsey's there. Yeah. All right. Okay.

Okay. Yeah, you guys are gonna get fucking pounded. Now, the defense is gonna show up on Prompadam. You guys are gonna get pounded. This is gonna be a nice 17-3 game. Well, that wouldn't be covering. No, I know, but that would be good. That's what I'm talking about.

That's what the defense is balling out. Hey, so what's Beyonce like as a kisser? How is she kiss? Great. Let me smell your lips. Let me get a little of that. Uh, she danced for you. Yep. Yeah. Good. Nice. Great dancer.

Should we do our picks? Who goes first? What are the scores? Give us all, Jake. Well, first off, Garrett Wilson, 20 games to reach 1200 yards. The quickest road to that number. Any player in Jett's history. Mm, okay. So he's playing well.

All right, so in the warm up in the opening act, I'm 4 and 2. Max and memes are 2 and 4. The main event, big cat, 40 and 2. Undefeated. Nice. Two pushes. Hank 3, 2 and 1. PFT, 2 and 4.

All right. Anybody's game. Anybody's game. And we're gonna lead off with Max coming to me and around. Okay, Maxi, give it to us. I'll be the square of the room and I will take Bill's dolphins over. Okay, that's not square, that's fun.

That's the fun guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. That's the fun guy fun. Now that's the fun guy in the room. Okay. The dolphins currently. 53 and a half. Mm. Okay.

You're gonna take the Lunder, aren't you, Jay? Yup. Tsh. New it. Over 53 and a half. Over? No, that's, I was read during max. It's a Falcons Jaguarars under 43 and a half.

Okay. Lunder. Okay. I'm gonna take the Broncos Bears over. I wanted it. That's right. 46 and a half. 46 and a half. Yeah, there's gonna be some points. I really wanted it bad. I'll trade you. You can put together a package for me. Okay, I'll look at a package. Maybe we'll get a package together. You're right Okay Henry

Jags Jags minus three I wanted that I was minus three against the Falcon. Yeah, I wanted that too. All right, I will take The Cincinnati Bengals minus two and a half against the Titan. I am the Bengal whisperer. I hope that continues. I'm three known Bengals games this year. Wouldn't be sick if you just picked one team. You just went perfect. Mm-hmm. That's what I'm trying to do with the Bengals. Just need to bring back the coin. Where's the coin at this year? Yeah, that's true. The coin was perfect.

Memesy! Did anybody take the box stance over? Nope. Nope. No, no, jimmy 39 and a half. I like that. I love it. Couple pick sixes and that game for somebody. Okay. And then Vikings minus four and a half. Okay. Vikings minus four and a half against the Panthers. things minus four and a half against the Panthers. This is tough. I will go with the Raiders chargers over 48 and a half. I'm just going to bet this game. So I know that that that will be my bet.

It's a 305 game. So it's people are mad that we're saying central time now. It's the 405 game. And that's the 405 game and That's the one where like either PFT or someone else in the you know spider or someone's like hey remember There's a game coming up in three minutes. I'm like over to just set it up Nine and the early slate. There's gonna be some chaos. Yeah. Yeah earlier. So that that is how my brain works That's what's gonna happen Ravens Brown's over 40 and half. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think gross. Oh, yeah. I don't think so. Oh, yeah. I don't think so. 40 and a half is low. Couple picks six. Couple wonky plays. The events of touchdowns,

special teams. These two teams know each other. Right. I think it's gonna be close. Maybe over time. Right. But a lot of ways to get to 40 and a half there is give me a couple Couple defensive touchdown scores 14. Give me scores You give a scores and then three touchdowns aside the score you get to four and a half 21 20 17 23 23 17. No, that's no under 24 41 nothing okay, yep 39 to two Tommy Tommy 15 19 what about 21 18 wait 15 19

19 9 even close fuck that's 34 21 18 I'm concerned with you I don't cross the 40 on that no I crossed the football math when we did that. Okay. I think the Browns will win this game 24. 27-13. Well, it's 27-13. No.

Okay, I just want to make sure how sharp. 24-21 Browns. Okay. PFT. Huh. I am going to take the Houston Texans plus three at home against the Steelers. Like it. Going a home dog.

I like it. Jake. Gonna be the square chiefs minus eight and a half, eight and a half now. Yeah, it's probably smart. Yeah, safe. Well, just if it's ten point game in the fourth quarter, do you feel good about Zach Wilson scoring? I don't.

Memes, you don't. You said he's ass. You do? All right. Max. Rams, I think it's a money line. No. No.

No. What is it? No, mine's one. Mine's one. Mine's one. Look at Max trying to steal from the cookie jar. Fine. Gotcha with AWL Daniel G and his angelic luck tattoo in attendance.

There we go. And Sean Peyton knows the spread. So he's going to try to win this game. Sean McVeigh. Sean McVeigh also Sean also has a spread. Yeah, also all the shons. Okay, fantasy fuck boys and let's get to. Oh, yeah, also pancakes. Oh boys and let's get to it.

Oh, yeah, also pancakes. Oh, yeah. Hank continues to dominate. Look at you, Hank. It's crazy. Can you name anyone on your team? No. Either can.

Yeah, I can. You have Trent Williams. I'm Trent Williams. Yeah. Okay. Uh, I don't roll up. Jake. 20 for Hank, 12 for Max, big cow with nine, memes with nine, Jake with four,

PF2, Jake with six, PF2 with four. Okay. Okay. Also, I think wings this week, Uber eats. Let's do it. Also, almost anything. Thank you to Uber eats, delivered by Uber eats, wings this week. Okay.

Finish your fuck. Boos. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are two fuckers? Okay Romeo Romero Last autumn this week is E.Q. Elliot Right Max? That was a little sus I hope he's gonna eat in his shot face fuck Jerry Jones Jerry Adren party and fucking dumb ass I hope somebody takes a gift of what Hank just did with his hand in his mouth cuz it's not gonna be pretty My sit-em curtshilling piece of fucking shit respect hip are you fucking dirt bag?

Yeah, that was a fucked up thing piece of fucking dirt World series champ, but piece of fucking dirt. Yeah, that was fucked up the piece of fucking dirt World series champ, but piece of fucking dirt Love you Tim Wakefield And my sleeper is the ride a cup because it's gonna be going on when you're sleeping You get home from the bars you're turning on your fall asleep. Maybe it's still on when you wake up We're kind of fucking weird hours, but you just sleep right a cup golf I mean get back to eat it. We're talking to get back from the bars Romeo 12 1212 pretty sure it starts at like three three four a.m. Okay, you're gonna have to go to another bottle

Eat they buy oh, I gotta wait. That's Bob. Maybe a strip club. You never know All right, hey, what's up, Dickheads? It's me, Marco Simone. Marco! I'm starting this weekend, Commander Biden. Commander Biden, that fucking dog. Yeah. Bit a 12th person.

Just putting up great stats. All-time stats. This dog is the best fighter of all time. He's got that dog, you know. He's a wheelchair, little dog. That's right. I'm sitting Pat dog. That's right. I'm sitting Pat Riley. That's right. I'm sitting Pat Riley. The godfather, he's lost a step, couldn't close the deal. Pat, Dame over. You couldn't get it done. Oh, he said Dame over. Dame over, bitch. He said

Dame over. And your show got canceled. Yeah. And your show's canceled. Show's canceled your bitch. Dame over bitch damn over my sleep I'm sleeping the first half of the Jags Falcons game. I'm gonna wake up for it But I'm probably snooze just a little bit while I'm watching it We got Arthur versus Doug. What is this game gonna be on ESPN our cartoon network? But I'll accept one of those on PBS see I'm gonna find the collusion Except one of those is on PBS. See I'm gonna go on Nickelodeon. You're fucking more.

Shut the fuck up Romeo. Shut the fuck up Romeo. It was a joke about cartoons, you bitch. You don't know what a cartoon is. You don't even know what a fucking lighthouse is. I fucking love Arthur. Thank you, man. You're making me do the fist right now.

What's up, fuckers? It's Salvador Fedichini. Hey, SF. South, South. My stardom is lighthouse. As We got all the way through the podcast I'll mention the lighthouse, but we I really wanted to talk about a lighthouse But hey Romeo just brought it up a second ago. Oh, we all did bring it up. I already had that my Just like you gaslit max the other day you fucker. You should gaslight max the other day. Yeah

BCLK max never said that you guys let me never said that never said that My sit-em is Darryl more ease of fat big fat liar. That's what James Harden had on his body Yeah, big fat liar or signs all over the place. I don't listen He might he might be big and he might be alive But I don't think he's that fat. I might not have said fat. He said Darryl more his alive I might have put that in there. I stand behind James Johnson. Yeah, my sleeper is Captain Luke Donald from the Ryder Cup European team.

He was asked today in the press conference what's it like sleeping with the enemy because he's got an American wife. Oh, he's got a little. Yeah, you don't come take off pussy and then trying to fuck a beat us a golf hands off Do you like our holes or do you not like our hole? Yeah, what the fuck brother? I can't believe it's That's all time maximum no, it's max and book Brian Arman mega team mega team max isn't mega corp Don't think I know but it's it's mega. It's mega. Okay.

Outer cups can be fun. Um, I'm so confused about the formats for it. Me too. I have say put out the the the first four today. Yeah, what is Brooke is Brooke? Did he get binched? What's going on? I guess he's playing in the afternoon. I don't know. I'm winning the four ball. What? It's been in the four ball. What's the four ball? And four ball, each member of a two man team plays his own ball. So four balls are in play on every hole. Each team counts the lowest of its two scores on each hole.

And the team who has to play with the lowest score wins the whole. Oh, OK. And then what's awesome, bro, is that? That's just playing by himself, basically. There's four sums, which is each team playing one ball per hole with a shot. Yeah hole. Which is a shot. Yeah, yeah, also a shot.

Yeah, but they label it four sums and then singles. All singles matches. Wait, so is Brooks playing on Friday? He is, but I think he's playing in the afternoon. Got it. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

Certainly. Certainly. Certainly. But I saw those four announcements and he was on there. Okay, nice. Brooks is getting dominated in the after. And Max, this is a home track as an Italian. Yep, and not AP.

Nope, we can't say that. Nope, trust me, there's plenty bigger perverts in Italy than Max's home. RIP Silvio Berluscoe. Mm-hmm. The goat. The goat pervert. He was to perverts what Commander is to dogs.

Yes, yes, the goat pervert. All was to perverts what commander is to dogs. Yes, yes, the goat pervert. All right, let's, let's get to our great interview with Boogermick Farland. By the way, my, my electricity cut out in the last five minutes. So I joined back in, but that's why I probably sound different for the last question, the rowback question. So my apologies. It is brought to you by our friends at Hooters. Hooters is serving up two new bundles as football season. The fan favorite comes with 10 wings, fries and a drink for 16.99. If you're with your friends or feeding a crowd, check out the home team spread 15 bonin 16 bonus, fries, buffalo chicken dip and a pitcher of beer for 4199, valid a participating

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Okay, we now welcome on a very special guest, one of our favorite guests in the entire world. It is Booger McFarland, talking football. We have a lot of things we wanna ask you, but we have to start with this Sunday. Are you calling you're calling the London game, but you're doing it in a little different ways, that right? Yeah, doing the Toy Story version. So this is going to be a fun deal because I've never been at Cartoon. And so for the first time, I get to be animated. And so you're going to see in here animated book also calling a calling

football. So it's going to be fun. So are you in a the suit that they give you because I'm actually very excited. I'm going to try to test this out and see if my kids will watch football with me via the animation. Are you going to be in like one of those-action green suits with the balls on it? Because I mean, we're just watching right now if people are watching on the YouTube Book has already had to towel off his face and his torso

Are you are you in trouble with this suit? I'm worried about you. Well, well first of all, I'm worried about myself I've already told down that the AC needs to be at like 62 because I got to be in this suit first of all as you said and they said it takes about 30 to 40 minutes to get in the suit and put all the little balls on it and I'm saying to myself why does it take 30 to 40 minutes is it there like well it's a little tight I'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa I say first of all book don't do tight like I don't wear spandex like it's something I just don't do they're like no but it's very breathable. And I'm like, really guys, they're like, yeah.

And so the dude that did the NATL version, he was telling me about it. And he said that the suit is actually very comfortable. I said, dude, you're six foot 170. Everything is comfortable for you. Okay, I'm 6'1, 280. I said, I need, like I need AC. I need a studio like on 62. So I've

already told them the studio's got to be very cold. But I'm excited. It's the first time I'll be motion captured and the first time I'll be animated. So I don't know how it's going to look. Hopefully the facial features resemble kind of a cartoon character. Hopefully not fat Albert. Maybe somewhere in between. You know, that's kind of what cartoon character. Hopefully not fat Albert, maybe somewhere in between, you know, that's kind of what I'm hoping. So it's gonna be fun. I remember watching the NHL broadcast and it was awesome. It was very fun to watch. Have you thought about what you're going to do in case there's like a fight that breaks out on the field? Are we going to have like little toy story characters like hitting each other in the head with their helmets?

Well, I'm hoping at that point like we go to like a commercial or something, because the kids don't need to see that, obviously. Yeah. Uh, I don't know, man. Hopefully, they realize that we're in a situation where we're trying to promote something keep worthy and the Jags and the, uh, the, uh, Falcons will be on their best behavior. Yeah, do you know what character you're going to be? No, so I'm going to be myself. I'm not gonna be a

character. So they're gonna animate me as Booog and then the guy Drew Carter is gonna be himself and then all the Jacksonville Jaguar players and the Falcons players are gonna be themselves. But the Toy Story characters are gonna be in and around. So like you're gonna see Slinky Dog and you're gonna see Jesse and Woody and Mr. Mrs. Potato Head. Like they're gonna be doing different things around the game, but the actual people, myself, drew the Jaguars, the Falcons, their coaches, they're gonna be themselves. I can't wait to see Cartoon Arthur Smith. Yeah. That's gonna be great.

Yeah, I am. Now I can tell my kids like I know, I know that guy who's talking to us on the TV. All right, so let's talk some football. You get credit and this hurts me to start here, but you get credit because you were someone that I noticed was like, hey, Justin Fields isn't ready. It's not working right now. So tell me, is it over for Justin Fields with the Bears and what you actually are seeing weekend and week out

with this Bears offense. Number one, yes, it's over because I think we've seen a big enough sample size to know that there hasn't been enough improvement to say I want to see more. And we can blame the offensive coordinator. Luke Getz is not great. Like he's not the second coming of Sean McVey or Sean Patner. Some of these innovative guys like Andy Reed, but there are there are plays there to be made and Justin feels just doesn't make them. In the NFL, in order to be an average quarterback, you have to make the layups. Like, you gotta make your free throws, you gotta make the layups. Those are Kurt Cousins type plays.

If you wanna be special, you gotta make turn around threes like Steph Curry. That's Patrick Mahomes and Josh Allen. Well, Justin feels struggles to make lay-ups and free throws. And those are the things that concern me. If you can't make the lay-ups and the free throws, and I'm not concerned that you can make the alley you've done. Like the alley you've done is what we all see when he does the the runs and he goes for 60 and it's on sports center. Everybody's like, there we go. Justin feels. And I'm like, okay, you can't survive like that.

Look at freelance. Like anytime a quarterback is living by running the football, that quarterback go Justin feels and I'm like okay you can't survive like that look at Freyland's like anytime a quarterback is living by running the football that quarterback can't survive so I've seen enough I just don't think that in Chicago it's gonna work and the fans have probably seen enough that's why I don't think bringing a new coordinator's gonna change I mean let me ask you you're the biggest Chicago fan I know would you be willing to see more of Justin Feele if there were a different coordinator? No, no, and I think you nailed it.

Like, it is, I root for the guy. I wanted the guy to be good. He seems like an awesome, awesome dude. But I think it's a combo of broken all around. So I don't put all the blame on him, but I also am realistic now. I wasn't before the season started. I'm realistic put all the blame on him, but I also am realistic now. I wasn't before the season started.

I'm realistic now that the progression that you needed to see just isn't there. If the bears are going to be as bad as they look right now, which I think they will be for the rest of the season, you have a chance to draft someone in a Caleb Williams or Drake May that you can't pass up and just say, oh, we'll hopefully, Justin Fields will figure it out. And so, yeah, I unfortunately, I think it's over. And I think that you have to start looking to the next thing and understand, like the biggest mistake you could make right now

after the Bears is making a mistake and then extending the mistake. And being like, well, we'll fix even more, because like, it's a mistake. It's already fucked up the bears this year. So figure out a way to move on from that. It's kind of like the Cardinals with Josh Rosen. They're like, Hey, this isn't working out.

We got to go get Kyle Murray and they did that year, what a year later. So figuring out a way out of a mistake is almost as important as, you know, realizing that the mistake is there and not telling yourself that you can continue down this road. Yeah. I think you said a lot there to basically agree with me and I definitely appreciate that.

Yeah. I do agree with you. I said that. I give you credit because you were saying it before the season and you were honest about it and I appreciate your honesty. I obviously was a fool, implited by faith and hope. Well, if you remember in the preseason, he threw the couple of screen passes, one to DJ Moore, one to the running back, they went like 70 yards.

Everybody's like, Justin feels MVP. Yup. And I'm like, I mean, I can throw the screen pass and I can't play quarterback worth of damn. So like I wasn't, uh, wild about that. And then the thing guys, it's really simple. Like judging a quarterback isn't hard, but it is hard. If you're a fan at home, ask yourself this. Can my quarterback make good decisions?

Is he accurate with the football and can he deliver the football on time? If your quarterback can't do those three things, it doesn't matter what else he can do. If he can't do those three at the end of the day You don't really have a quarterback. It's why Chad Pinty could play in the NFL for a long time because he was accurate He made good decisions Chad Pinty couldn't throw it through a wet paper bag Right, he couldn't he ran like five flattened for it

But it doesn't matter because he was accurate and he made really good decisions So he played the NFL Justin Fields can't do that consistently enough. So another quarterback that has trouble with, I would say all three of those facets of the game, maybe more would be Zach Wilson. And it's got to the point where now teams, like opposing defenses when they get ready to face them, have to hold back laughter when talking about

either going up against and what they have to prepare for. And I'm sure you saw that clip, but it's like, you don't want to give the other guy bolts in board material and you've been coached to not give them bolts in board material, but everything that you say can't help but be a knock against their passing offense. So you've been on some pretty good defenses in the past. You've had some some average quarterback play that you've been around sometimes where the defense was like expected to carry the team. What's that like in the locker room when you have a great defense and then everybody

knows that the quarterback might not be the guy that's, you know, he's not playing up to the same level as the D's. The D's going to be expected to carry everything. What's that like in the locker room? Well, first and foremost, as a defense, you better be sharp every day. Like you better come to work every day and be ready to dot the eyes and cross the teeth. You better be on your job. Second thing is you try to encourage the quarterback.

And as long as the quarterback is doing everything he can do, I can live with the mistakes. Here's what I mean by that. Meaning he's saying the right thing in the media. He's coming to work on time. I see him in the film room. I see him working hard in practice. I see him doing everything he possibly can.

And then if you still start thinking, guess what? At least I know you're doing everything you can. And all I want you to do is just give me everything you got, because that's all you can do. Now it's up to the coaches and the general manager to put somebody else out there, but as long as you're out there, you gotta give me everything you got.

And so I'm gonna tell you, hey man, we believe in you, I want you to continue the work hard. Now where the defense really starts to look at the guy sideways is kind of the The reason we were in this situation if you remember last year Zach Wilson got to the podium and said it wasn't his fault Well, if it's not your fault, then who's fault is a big guy? And that's when a defensive player is gonna look at him like they do like you just lost us the game That's when a defensive player is gonna look at him, like, what do you do? Like, you just lost us the game,

except for responsibility so we can move on. And so I think Zack learned from that, and I think that's the reason why Aaron Rogers was in New York in the first place because they realized Zack wasn't ready. So I really don't think it's Zack's fault, that Zack is back in this situation again. I think it's the Jet's fault

that they decided to make Zack the number two, realizing or hoping that Aaron Rogers was gonna make it through the entire season. But defensive, you gotta be ready to dominate, man. Like John Grewden got the tempo and he told us, hey, you guys think you're a great defense. We say, yeah, he's like, here's the one thing you guys gonna do. Y'all don't score touchdown.

So guess what we did that year? We scored nine touchdowns on defense. Mm-hmm, yeah. That's what we did. You just like it's really, like you gotta be able to do more as a defense and so far the Jets defense hasn't Done enough you look at the Dallas Cowboy game. They gave up a ton of points If you look at the Patriot game they gave a sauce garden it gives up a big plate to the tidy and down the scene

That was his responsibility. So we can't point fingers the quarterback when we're not doing our job That's what I would say to my defense if we're in that locker room. Yeah, we're not scoring touchdowns either. Look at the man in the mirror. Yeah, that's what has to happen at this point is like the defense has to become your offense. You just big guy, Zach Wilson too. That's I like that. That means a lot. Yeah, listen, big guy. It seems like he you can what you can say about Zach Wilson says he is doing like the small stuff stuff I think it seems like his teammates like him this season last year might have been a different story when he was allocating blame But this year it seems like his teammates like him. So you're right. It's not I don't think it's Zach's fault anymore Zach is who he is it's it's the team's fault for not getting somebody else and then recognizing like big cat was talking about earlier

Okay, we made a mistake. Let's move on from that mistake right now before it costs us the entire season Yeah, and unfortunately for the jets And you you talk about the comment that I think that was Willie Gated linebacker for the cheese. Yeah, like In that locker room the cheese players on saying hey man There's no way we can lose exact watch unless we just absolutely go out there and screw it up And so he's trying his best not to give them booked a board material by saying that. That's why he caught itself in life

and tried to kind of cleaned up a little bit. But I mean, everybody knows that the jets have to play a perfect game in order to compete with Kansas City Sunday night. If they got to play a perfect game, meaning they got to get sad calls, fumbles on defense, they got to get a couple of turnovers, compatible homes, and then Zach Wilson

is going to have to hit Gary Wilson over the top for a couple of bombs. They might need a special team to test them. And even if they get all of that, it still might not be a no. Just because that's how good Patrick Mahomes is. So from your experience, both playing and then covering the game and talking to guys, how tense does it get between a defense and an offense on the same team? Because I think that is something that the casual fan

might not realize that you're on the same team, but you don't really like, guys aren't like mingling as much as you think when it comes to defense and offense. You're kind of staying with your group, your position group, your side of the ball. How tense does it get when the defense, if they start scoring touchdowns, if they, you know, 15 15 giving up 15 points to the

Patriots you should be able to win an NFL game if you only go 15 points. So what point do you think that tension starts to bubble over where it's like you guys aren't doing your job. We're doing ours. This is bullshit. It only gets tense when the offense starts to make comments. Meaning if the offense is humble and they're acquired and they're like, hey man, we're not pulling our end of the bargain here and we're gonna go out and we're gonna continue. Like if they continue to have confidence and continue to go out and work hard,

then it doesn't bother the defense. But if the offense starts to kind of pop off a little bit, starts to not work hard in practice, starts to be late to a meteor too, and they say something in the media like, hey, yeah, I know we're not playing well, but I mean, our defense gave up 21. At that point, that's when the divisive atmosphere

starts to be created, because everybody knows the obvious, like we're all human. But we're gonna support our teammates, as long as our teammates understand, hey, we're not doing our job and be humble about it. Like, it just don't be an asshole and say, hey, man, y'all got to do more as a defense. Right now, we're not very good offense. Okay, what the, we already know that. But don't come out and put us on blast if we make a mistake or two. Prime example, let's just say if, if, get, and I'm not saying this

happened, but for example, if Garrett Wilson would have said, man, we could have beat the New England Patriots if Patriots, if only sauce gardener doesn't give up that play. At that point, like those are fighting over, those are those are words that cost us the next day of practice. When we're going to come in, we're going to, hey, man, like it's going to be a lot of tension in the locker room. I don't think the jets have that now. I think Robbosala understands. He's a defensive coach also. So let's not forget. It's not like you have an offensive coach running his team.

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Two part question. One, do you have any problem with the play and two as a defense, a defense a player and watching defense? How the hell do you stop it? I do not have a problem with the play. However, it is a contradictory play because they told us we couldn't push the defenders on defense when it's time to block a field goal.

Like they told us we couldn't do that. So it's okay for the offense to push the quarterback, but as a defender, we can't push the tackles to go block the field goal. So it's so contradictory by the NFL. I don't have a problem with it. I believe football is hard, and if something is working, is your job as a defense to stop it.

Now, how do you stop it? It's really simple. I think that the defense tackles have to get down very, very low and take out those offensive linemen. And then you have to have linebackers that are willing to come over the top and With forms and and elbows and just go right at the quarterback Go I'm not saying he didn't have but you but you're trying to go at his ribs go at his throat like hit the quarterback The way you make the quarterback stop running is you physically assault him because he's a runner at that point

He's not a quarterback. He's a runner. So you have to physically hit the dude Understand that that if you physically hit him and you and you bring bodily harm then he'll tell his coach Hey, man, like we might want to counsel that as like patch of my homes He'll never run another quarterback sneak again never Never after he dislocated his kneecap. He'll never run another quarterback sneak again, never, never. After he dislocated his kneecap, he'll never run another one again. And I'm not saying that you want to intensely injure somebody, but you have to feel like the quarterback. Stephen, Jay, did you hear your boy, Stephen Che, he went off on Jalen Hertz in the heat of the moment. He was like, I want him hurt. I want you to hurt him.

And we're got back to Steve to Jalen Hertz about it. He was not happy. So Stephen Chages gave Jalen Hertz bulletin board material. Well, that's not nice by Steve. But by the way, I'm not familiar with Stephen, but I see him in a lot of places, in a lot of forms. And he seems to be very popular. Kind of, give me the origin of him, please.

Well, he used to be one of our ad ops guys and he was a charge of like, you know, telling us, okay, here's the ad read that you have to do at this point. And then he's become content where he's like a fantasy football guy and he's like the embodiment of every guy that you would see in like a Buffalo Wild Wings fantasy football draft commercial. You know, like, where's his jersey everywhere? He was built in a lab. He was built in a football lab. He found out about bar stool because of the one time I went on Mike and Mike.

So he like, he found bar stool. He's like, wow, there's something other than ESPN. He doesn't think, he doesn't like, when we asked him, he didn't know that there was a war going on in Russia and Ukraine for like the first three months because Adam Shephthr hadn't reported it. That's Stephen Chek. Okay, enough to see it. Okay. Yeah, he was like, why isn't there an Adam Shephthr, but for like

world events and we're like Stephen, you're talking about the news. Just just watch the news. But yeah, it's a fun play. I like to play. I say keep running until it gets stopped and stop complaining about it because you can do it too on offense. And you're right, like on defense, they call leverage, they call pushing, like the rules should be both ways. It should not just favor the offense of that one. But I had a question for you about Mac Jones. So it seems like there's enough body of evidence out there

to say that Mac Jones loves hitting people in their penis and He's done it like three times. He's he's tried to slide tackle guys and they're nuts twice and then he just reached out and hit hit sauce right in his sauce and It's pretty obvious that that he's a dirty player I don't think he's good enough to be dirty and if I were on his team Especially if I were on defense I would be pissed off because now it's open season on my penis because this guy won't stop touching other people's crutches. How do you feel about his play

and have you ever played with a player that has, like goes over that line? Well, hopefully that, I don't even really know how to, as a teammate to respond to, Mac, I don't even know how you start to get conversation like, Hey, man, are you okay? Like that would be my first question. You know, guys who do that usually are guys that if a real fight broke out, they can't win. So they're looking for a way to end the fight early.

And so how do you end the fight early with the guy? Because if you hit any guy correctly in that spot, they're not fighting for at least one to two minutes. Okay. So, typically guys who go for the crotch are guys that are trying to avoid fistick ups and avoid getting hit in the mouth and they're trying to get away. Now, because guys who really want to fight, guys don't do that because guys really want to fight, don go go to that point

They go up high where we can handle like men. I don't know if Mack could win a fight and so Mack is trying to Continue what probably he's continued throughout his entire life Mack has probably been in the couple fights in the way he ended those fights early He just kind of gave the guy you know a nice little Four fingers in a thumb to the place that no guy wants to get it, you know, a nice little four fingers in a thumb to the place that no guy wants to get it, you know? Oh, man, it's, yeah, it feels like, it feels like it's happened more than a few times. Other defensive question I wanted to ask you, and we're going to find out on Sunday because

the bills do have a good defense, but how the fuck do you stop the dolphins? They're so fast. I don't, every time I watch them, it looks like we're in fast forward when they're on offense because it's just Impossible to guard that type of team speed. So if you're a defensive coordinator What the hell are you trying to figure out to stop this team? Well, it's amazing that you asked that question because I've faced a team like that You remember the greatest show in turk the everybody said it couldn't be stopped Yeah, you know tori hoat Isaac Bruce Marshall fog Ricky pro unstoppablebe unstoppable with a scoring 40. It's the greatest show we've ever seen.

For 50 what is it? Three three and a half quarter actually until the like the like five minutes left in the game. We held them to what five points. Yeah, here's how you do it, right? Yeah. And 99 enough to champion you. And listen, and here's how know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, you know, only good when it's moving uninterrupted if you follow me. Okay? Imagine somebody running track and they had to stop and start and run around things. They wouldn't be as fast. So you've got to interrupt the receivers. You got to bang them. You got to hit them. You got to disrupt their routes. You got to disrupt the continuity of the offense. That's how we beat the St. Louis Rams. Okay? We weren't going to allow them to get in in rhythm and then at the end of the day you hit the quarterback All right prime example

first play of the game Torrey Hope catches a slam Derek Brooks hits him in the ribs and cracked his ribs We didn't worry about Torrey Hope the rest of the day All right, so at that point the great show show on tour knew it was gonna be business and it wasn't a dirty hit It was a shoulder into the ribs and he cracked his ribs and he was coughing up blood The great show on turn knew it was gonna be business. And it wasn't a dirty hit. It was a shoulder into the ribs and he cracked his ribs and he was coughing up blood. And so we beat the hell out of him physically, man.

The dolphins are kinda like the Golden State Warriors, and they wanna get out and fast break and no look three, and no look shovel pass. Man, making a fist fight. Hit him in the mouth. Like hit the quarterback. The one thing to it has not Not had happened to him this year. He hasn't been hit in the mouth Their offensive line isn't great. It's better than it's a little bit above average

But it's not great and so I think when they go against the upper echelon team that can rush the pastor with four guys Philadelphia San Francisco that can rush the passer with four guys, Philadelphia, San Francisco, even the Rams to a certain point. And I know it sounds crazy, but the Rams can pressure you with four guys. Like when you can pressure that offense with four dudes, and we're not gonna see the same offense. And let's remember, let's remember

that Bill Belichick had that offense in check on Sunday night. Yeah. So I know we're gonna go crazy because the hapless Broncos give up 70. They're a really good team. I don't think they're unstoppable. Yeah, which crazy about the Dolphins team is not only do they have that speed on the outside, but it seems like they're running games really good too.

Like very, very good. And you talked about their offensive line. Is it just the scheme? Is it the scheme that makes this rushing attack so good? Or could they, if they had to, if your receivers getting banged up, if two is getting hit a lot, could they rely on just being a running team and be pretty good offensively? Yeah, they could, because of the scheme that they run. It's a zone-based scheme that they do a lot of motion. They get a lot of different. They out leverage you with a lot of different angles.

And let's not forget, Mike McDaniel was the run game coordinator in San Francisco before we got the job. So his major, so the speaker is running the football. So they can run the football with the best of them. And those backs are so fast, they're not running your typical power plays. Like they want to get those backs going down here, one cut and go. So yeah, like they are to get those backs going down here one cut and go. So yeah, like they are really, really good. But the NFL has always been a copycat league. Like this is nothing we haven't seen before. Anytime you look at offensive football, like the greatest show in terms might be the best offense that I've ever seen where you have Hall of Fame back, Hall of Fame quarterback, Hall of Fame receiver. Like it's, I mean, you got guys

that are all world. Like they're not that, but they got a lot of fast dudes that people have get to figure out, I don't have to be afraid of their speed. I mean, the like speed is one of those things where you don't back up off of it. You got to get in speed's face. Okay. Like you got to get up on it and disrupt it a little bit and people are scared to play it that way. I like that. I'm that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

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Like you need to be physical with them. You need Rick Mohorn just kind of slapping the hill out of somebody, like, you need all that going on to disrupt what they do. What's, what's a team that is surprised you through three weeks, good or bad, good or bad? Uh, good. They like, how, how good the Arizona corners are the Arizona corners are playing and how much they're fighting.

I mean, think about this, guys, they didn't get their quarterback until like two weeks before the season started. I know. Everybody's like, hey, they're going to start clating to him. Nope. They start Josh Dobson. He just got here. I don't even know if he has a place to stay.

They didn't even have his jersey in the team store and he's just started quarterback. Yeah. he has a place to stay. They didn't even have his jersey in the team store and he's just starting quarterback. So that's been a surprise. How bad the Broncos are like Sean Payton. I mean, that's, and Sean Payton has spent a lot of time worrying about a lot of things besides football here lately. And it's kind of coming back to vitamin. You know what? How bad the Vikings are. It's amazing how last year the Vikings were with 11 and over one score game, and this year they can't win one. Yeah. And, you know, all the rummings about Kurt Cousins.

And so, yeah, the New York Giants, playing through early on, it's almost like they're trying to validate the contract or lack thereof in Safe say, Juan, because they were playing through Daniel Jones a little bit. That's kind of a surprise. I know Brian Debo, I think he'll get that fixed, but it's still early, man. Like, kind of like baseball, people say you look up at Memorial Day, and then you kind of know who's good.

Well, in football, you kind of look up at Halloween, and you kind of figure out who's good and who you can count on. And I think we're still starting to figure it out. Prime example, like the bingles are one and two. Is anybody ready to write the bingles off? Definitely not. I'm ready to put a few trunks.

I'm ready to put a few trunks with the Super Bowl. Yeah. Well, that might be a big bite. Okay, but it's still early. That's about point. It's still early. Are we officially writing the charges off? Because I saw your tweet the other day. You said Brandon Staley, sir, you served him. Brandon's early, sir, you know, one incompetent coach.

I don't care what happens for the rest of the game. Anytime you serve a guy, that's basically saying like, I, I, I hate your guts. So how bad is he, man? Like, come on, man, seriously, like, how many times, how many times does he have to hit 19 and black Jack for us to say this guy can't be get it down? Like, come on, dude, like, at some point, I get the analytics, but man, come on, dude, like, and on top of that, like, forget the analytics. Let's just say you believe in what he's doing. All right. What is his specialty supposed to be defense? And their defense is terrible. They can't hit the quarterback. They can't get to the quarterback. And that's that's what the team was like it was based on in the past couple of years. Obviously

Herbert is a very, very good quarterback. They've got weapons that running back, weapons that wide receiver. They should be on paper a great team team But now the defense isn't getting it done and you're taking these same chances and yeah I kind of agree with you I think I think he put himself firmly firmly on the hot seat like he should be fired after that game Regardless of the fact that they won I don't know how he made it to this year because Sean Payton Reportedly wanted that job and he didn't you know He wanted Justin Herbert and not Russell Wilson Wilson which you can't blame him for that but they decided to keep him and now the charges what I want him to and you know he still standing behind some of those decisions he's making. I don't know

how especially losing Mike Williams and I get it I get what's going on that got Clinton Johnson the big receiver I'm teaching you to take Mike Williams plays But man, I Something's missing with the charges like they always have all the talent the power blues everybody gets excited but like Joy Boasa hasn't been greatly colliled Mac hadn't really heard from him since the left Chicago big cat I mean like what's going on like it just seems like something is a miss out there. Yeah. Yeah. They're the chargers. That's kind of what it is. We just put our hands

up and like, they're the chargers. That's how they're going to lose these games. College football real quick, because you do do a lot of college football. Take out Georgia. Who's winning the national title? Who's who's your team? I mean, it's been, I think it's been one of the best seasons so far through through one month with Deon the pack 12 everything. So many storylines. But what team do you have your eyes on is like that team's going to win the national title, not named Georgia. I don't know if Georgia's going to win it number one. Okay. I like that. I think tech. Well, Texas is really good. They're defense. I think Texas has probably the most impressive win of the season going into Tuscaloosa, be, Alabama. Florida State's legit. Like I just think that like they're tough,

they're greedy. They got a quarterback that's been there and done that. Mike Norvel, it's amazing he was left for dead and how you use the transfer portal to come back. So Florida State's good. USC, I don't know if they can stop a nosebleed until I see their defense play a little bit better And I know it's played better this season, but I got to see it a little bit more consistently You talk about a future big cat. I'm gonna give you one and and I want you to go put I don't know put whatever you want to put on in the middle. You'll share it on watch it on the Washington Huskies already did already dead 20 to one. You get a cut.

Perfect. Michael Pinnix is legit. I think their schedule is very favorable. They're gonna score 40 on everybody. And I just think nobody's gonna pay attention to them. Now, everybody's gonna point to the last time we saw Washington and Alabama beat him with 28-0 and whatever back in the peach ball in Atlanta.

Two things. One, I think there's so much better now and two, I don't think there's a team as physically dominant as that Alabama team was then. So this is the most wide open season we've ever seen in college football. I think there's six or seven teams that can win it. football. I think there's six or seven teams that can win it. Ohio State, they got a lot of flash, but I thought what Lou Holt said, even though Ryan Day, you know, he went crazy. I'm not sure why, but there was some validity. Think about the last couple of times Michigan has won, they physically beat him up at the line of scrimmage. Like they have rushed for like 200 yards. So there's some validity to what Lou Holt said, even though Ryan Day kind of, you know, took a little, took a fence to it. So I got to see what Ohio states does when they get against a physical team.

Um, I mean, who else? I mean, Oregon, and are you really believing in Bohenicks? I don't know. This is the year. Well, okay. So was the last couple. You know, I know, I know, I know. It's been great though. I there are you right. There are so many good teams right now. Are you a Dion believer? We've he's he's the lightning rod of college football through one month. Do you think that we've given too much praise to him or like because it does feel it's very is a story that we see all the time in sports Media build someone up and then if they lose media break some down I have trust in Dion. I think he's building something that is gonna be phenomenal in a couple years here

But do you have any coach prime fatigue? No, because I mean my company is the one that kind of has all the commercials running and all that. So I mean, I don't have fatigue because like I get it, I understand what's going on. Deon took a team that was what, one in the 11, he's already won what, three games, what is he three and one, three and two? I can't even know what he's right now. Three and one. Yeah. Three and one. Probably not looking great to win this weekend. So let's just say three and two and then there are looking great to win this weekend. So let's just say three and two and then there are a bunch of winable games after that. Deon takes, if I told you before the season, he takes a one in 11 team to a bowl game.

What would everybody say? Everybody will be like, oh, there's no way. And people will be astounding because nobody envisioned that. So I think that's what's going to happen. I think Colorado goes to the bowl game I think Dion is great for college football and I think the reason why Some people are bothered is because he does it a different way He does it the un-fraditional way see we're used to the Sabin press conference and hey guys if we were doing

We're not used to the coach coming up with the shades on we're not used to a coach asking for theme music We're not used to the coach coming up with the shades on. We're not used to a coach asking for theme music. We're not used to a coach having so many celebrities around. Like that's just that goes against the old guard, man. And that's the reason people don't like it. Because think about what college football is built on. Tradition, passion, the growth, tiger stadium, you know, like all these things that called a football is built on. Deon is making things new. Okay. So, Saturdays are different now. Okay. Saturdays, Saturdays start different. Like Saturdays, Saturdays now, hey, they start early in the morning with big cat teasing America with his donuts. And then they moved to Lee Corso, putting on a head. He's coming. Well, I'm dissing.

I was wondering what you were with the donuts. It starts with you with the donuts and you tease an America every week like, hey America, let's have a day. And America knows that you're trying to be healthy, but you can tease an America. And then we move to Corso. Corso puts the hat on and he goes, he goes, hey, shit crazy. And then at that point, away we go.

So that's how my Saturdays always go. And people, people always come to me like, hey, are you gonna get your board under control? I'm like, listen, he's a grown man. He's a father of three. I try to do everything I can, but there's really nothing else I can do. And so that's what Saturdays have become and Dion is just a part of that.

Yeah, yeah, it's tradition unlike any other. Like I love when Ralphie comes running out too. That's one of my favorite traditions in sports. When they just let turn the buffalo loose on the field. And they're like, okay, just go run around for a while. Hopefully nobody gets hurt this time. Did you know Ralphie was a female? Yes, yes, yes.

Because Ralphie, you couldn't control a male in that set. Ralph is a girl boss. Yeah, I didn't know that until like a couple weeks ago when we had so much content on Dion, we were discussing the gender of the buffalo. Yeah, no, she's definitely a girl. Dion's gonna have her coming out and like, Uggs at some point this year.

Uggs was like a big chain on right around the field. And I love Dioz. He does get people talking about college football. And then when coaches clap back at him, then that's fair game too. And it's good for everybody, I think. Also, so much of this. Did you have a problem with what the Oregon coach said? Because I thought it was, first of all, I didn't have a problem with it. Second of all, I thought it was great content that Oregon put out the pre-game pre-game speech. No problem whatsoever. He was he was he was doing his job as a head coach You think he's gonna like fires guys up in the locker room by being like hey guys We all need to respect Dion Sanders in the program. But he's building a Colorado

So let's go out there and we'll do our best But I really hope for the sake of college football that Colorado is able to compete today. No, fuck no. You're going to talk shit about your opponent. That's what you do. And on top of that, I love the Dan Leninga afterwards said, Hey, thanks. Thank you Colorado. Like people are talking about Oregon because of what Deon Sanders is doing. It's like a prize. You know, when there's one guy who's pushing the pay per views more than the other and the other guy wins. He's like, I got to gotta, you know, like, I'm not the paper view guy,

but now we got eyeballs watching our team and respecting our team. It's a symbiotic relationship that Deon's good for college football. Yeah, I completely agree, but I'm not gonna let you get off that easy since we did mention the donors. I always ask you this every time I'm on,

how much weight have we lost since the last time I was on? Okay, so I actually have lost a little weight. PFT can do a test this, I'm needing, I'm trying to just eat a little bit less. So I am down to 243-ish in the morning, walking around weight a little bit higher, but that's about seven pounds. So I'm on the road. I'm on the road. I'm doing okay. He is doing better, but you know, you know, things are in a good place when you answer the question by saying, how much you wait in the morning. Yeah. Well, I mean, listen, everyone knows this hack. Listen, I know what my walking around weight is, but I know that when I get on the scale before I take a piss, before I drink water, I'm getting on the

scale, taking off my shirt, taking off my watch, get as light as possible. That's my way. Yeah. That's it. And first of all, it's not your true way if you don't get naked. Like I've never weighed at home with clothes on. Like I literally go in the bathroom. I have a scale in the bathroom. And the first thing I do, and I don't win myself every day, I'm not at that point, but like probably twice a week. I'll go into bathroom. I'm gonna take a dump first. That's number one. And as soon as I finish that, I continue,

because I don't have my clothes on. I take the dump naked. I jump on the scale and I weigh myself. And that is your true weight. So what happens the rest of the day, doesn't really count. That's a count. Once you break water, doesn't count.

Doesn't count. I do do the trick sometimes, where I'll weigh myself at night with like my clothes on, my phone in my pocket, like maybe even put a dumbbell in my hand and be like, oh, well, that's probably like 20 extra pounds. I'm fine. So I do that trick sometimes every now and then. You got to get rid of all your fluids before you weigh in. Yes. Yeah. Listen, just leaking out of your office. Well, it's two things. Number one, I'm

somewhat proud of you that you've lost some weight. Thank you. Thank you. Hopefully, hopefully you continue. Now that's your father three, man, just think about it. By the time your kids get to be teenagers, you want to be able to walk around and run around and catch the football And shoot some basketball with them. So make sure that you keep that weight below 275 And number two and number two I mean I can't hear about this still a blue coffee and I haven't had it I said you said please send me some and I'm a coffee drinker. All right You're gonna text me your address. I'm gonna coffee guy. I'm a city center. Please send me something. And I'm a coffee drinker.

All right. And I'm sending you. And you're going to text me your address. I'm going to send you something right now. Because I don't drink Starbucks. And so I'm a coffee guy. And most people, like the coffee that's closer to my house is nothing don't us.

And it's just it's convenient. So I'll grab it. But I want to try some of this still a blue coffee, man, because your friend Have the utmost respect for what you've done with that brand and what you guys do and I want to support you, man I think big cat froze out. Yeah, I'll answer for big cat He's gonna send you some coffee. Do you like do you like flavor? Do you like pumpkin spice? You like apple crisp or do you want just the straight stuff? Bigger I want straight coffee like I don't need French vanilla. Like my wife

drinks all that. She's like, hey, give me a coffee. Four shots of French vanilla, some caramel, some syrup on top. I'm like, this is not coffee. What's the dessert? So you're a workout maniac. You're banging waters all the time. You look like you're in good shape right now. I'm always I'm always looking at you. I'm like, damn, Booger. He looks he looks more spelled. He looks more streamlined, aerodynamic than he did the last time. What's your diet like? What does Booger do you have a cheat day where you go nuts? Yeah, so I'll give you my entire week. Like it's it's really simple. Like I don't eat breakfast in the morning. I drink and it's kind of I know you guys

lab with banging the waters. So the the the reason that I'm that I'm able to kind of get away with it It's because I drink all my fluids first thing in the morning Mm-hmm, and so I'm drinking seven eight bottles of water like right now I got some watermelon juice and drinking. I try to drink all my fluids before like one or two of cloth And I usually eat my first meal every day between two and three and it's usually like protein and vegetables Whatever and then whatever my wife cooks or whatever we get for dinner, I eat that like in 7, 30 or 8, I'll eat that. My biggest issue is always late at

night. And so I have to have something to snack on, you know, if I'm up at like 10 or 11 and usually that's cashews or like some grapes. And I do that man. When I'm at home, I do it every day. Now, when I go in a row, DSPing, it gets a little difficult. But I usually have a salad on Saturdays. And my cheat day, or my cheat meal, is Saturday night. After I get done with big cats, donuts, corso, Dion, I get done with all that.

Saturday night, I have a double cheeseburger wrap with bacon sweet potato fries and a side of calamari that's what I eat usually Saturday night at 10 o'clock my power went out my power went out it looks like your internet froze don't blame the power me no my power my room exactly pay your bills I go over one plate all right I have one last question because my power went out. It's a rowback question. R-H-O-B-A-C-K dot com use promo code take 20% off first purchase. Rowback dot com promo code take 20% off QZS Polos hoodies jogger shorts. Everything rowback dot com.

Who's your Super Bowl champ, Booger? Super Bowl champ. Sorry for Cisco 49ers. Mm. Mm. And it's going to be amazing it's gonna be an amazing thing to see D. Bo and Trent Williams Walk out next to the dude with the big boom box at the Super Bowl. That's gonna be the most amazing show Probably a little bit better than usher halftime. By the way tell me first thought when you heard usher halftime first thought Should have been Miley Cyrus Taylor Taylor Swift not big enough to be heard usher halftime first thought might should have been Miley Cyrus Taylor Taylor Swift not big enough to be the Super half-time performer

What she turned it down that's number one. No, no, no not big enough. I heard good turn her down Really? Yeah, she's not big enough yet Now okay not big enough yet. Okay. All right Miley Cyrus now, you know Usher, I'm all for it. I just, when I first heard it, I wasn't like, wow, here we go. Right. Usher is in football. Some, some musical artists are football and Usher is just, he's too smooth. He's too, like his songs, they don't, they don't fire me up to watch more football. And Miley Cyrus does? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh it's, oh it's, oh it's. Miley, Miley fires me up for a lot of stuff, Booger.

You see during that leather suit? As an artistically, I'm not talking sexually or anything weird or creepy. I'm very normal. But in terms of her music, she's got bangers. Yeah, okay. No, I haven't seen that nor have I listened to much of her music. So I can't confirm Where did not that my friend you would you would enjoy my Lee just give her shot

I will at some point hopefully before I leave this earth I will yeah, all right well, bug. Thank you. Sorry my power went out Amen, it's always enjoyed being on with you guys man continue continue doing what you're doing I'll shoot you what you guys, man, continue doing what you're doing. I'll shoot you to that address. And because of that, I've also heard your commercial with the rollback. I'm gonna buy a couple of rollback t-shirts also. If they can make you feel comfortable, it must be good. Yeah, they're really good. They're wearing it right now.

Got the t-shirt on right now. There we go. This is a rollback right here, too. It's the only collared shirt I wear. Yeah. I'm glad you have a shirt on with sleeves today. That's first test number one. I don't want to show you up.

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Okay, let's wrap up. We have Fire Fest of the week. Henry, go for it. Yeah, my Fire Fest, this is kind of, not, I mean, it's a little ongoing, it's happened a couple of times, but the parking situation at our office is one of the biggest rackets in modern American history.

It is. It is. You have to, you have to pay so much to park on the street. Sometimes the app doesn't work. There's no max amount of parking. So you can only park for two hours. And the other day, I set alarms. Oh my God, I park set alarm for two hours.

So I can, because then you have to re-up basically. So you end up paying like 30 bucks a day, just a park, which is nuts. But it's only, when you start, it's five bucks. You go, five bucks for parking. And then you kind of forget. And the other day, my alarm went off. I think we were recording something. So I snoozed it, it went off 20 minutes later. I remembered, went to go pay it, paid it, and then went out and saw I got a ticket. So I got a ticket in like a, in a 20 minute window. Yeah, they're good about it. Which is insane.

I mean, it's, I racked up about $300 worth of parking tickets. Someone told me that whoever built it or like the city or whoever is sold it. They sold it to someone. Yeah, Saudi to Saudi. That person got their money back within three years. Yes, everything they make is just all time. Boondoggle. It's not nearly. Yeah, no, the I my problem is I always remember to sit in the alarm the first time. It's when I read up, I never set the second alarm.

Right. So yeah, three more weeks. Three more weeks in our new office, we have parking. It's gonna be great. Three more weeks, three more weeks, three more weeks. Yeah, I've gotten banged like three times. Yeah, they bang in your bag. When they start putting the boot on,

they start like immobilizing your car. I gotta get my hands. You're not paying. Yeah, right're banging your back. When they start putting the boot on, it's sort of like immobilizing your car. I gotta get one. I just hate it. You're just not paying. Yeah, right? Yeah. It sucks how easy to make it pay too. Like I don't think it matters how many tickets you get

as long as you pay them. Yeah, yeah, true. That's fax. Because you're basically just giving money. Speeding tickets is different. Yeah, speaking to each other. Yeah, yeah. Okay, PFT.

I got a couple of firefests this week. One is, I mentioned the El Camino a second ago. I went to go look at an El Camino in person. I had every plan on driving an El Camino home on Tuesday. I even I bought a tape adapter that I could hook up to my iPhone so I could listen to music on the stereo because it only has a cassette player. It was a 1980.

I went. I saw it and the salesperson showed me around, the car was beautiful. He was like, well, the AC doesn't work, and the radio doesn't work. And I was like, what about the heat? And he's like, we need to know about the heat force. Sound like you're gonna be driving this thing in the winter time. I told you this.

It was snowing out, and I was like, yeah, you're right, who in the right mind would do that. I was planning on this being my car. My car car. This is the whole time, VFD. And I was ready to drop a lot of money on an El Camino and drive it home and that one little comment from him.

I was like, am I really that stupid? Like is this that dumb of an idea to have? Because I went online. You totally, like whatever we make comments, you don't even take them in. Because we had this exact concept. No, but when it's the sales person. The egg was there. I was like, I don't even take them in because we had this exact conversation. No, but when it's the sales person, the egg was there.

I was like, I don't think that's gonna be good for the winter. I think I said this on the show. I'm not getting an alchemy out. Yeah, we don't register. When it's the sales person who's earning a commission off the sale being like, hey, you shouldn't buy this car, man. Like, please don't buy this car.

At that point, it becomes real to me. I was like, what if you put a couple sandbags in the back like in the truck, doesn't that, like give a good traction? I actually take that as a compliment. It's true friendship to not listen to your friends, to only listen to strangers. Well, when,

because that is like a true thing where it's like, ah, they don't fucking know. And then you get one person, you're like, oh shit. That was a good point. When the stranger said it, I immediately flash back to everybody who told me it was bad idea. And I was like, wait, maybe I'm not the smart one in the situation.

Maybe everybody else that said the same thing is right. So unfortunately, I don't, I think the dream, no, the dream is still alive. It's gonna be dead. No, it's when you get, when you get to a point where you're want of driving around summer car. Yeah, weekend, a weekend driver. Yeah. And where am I going to park it on the street?

Hey, just get some, do you just pay the tickets yeah that seems like it's gonna be that's gonna add up real quick but it was so bitching the car was so bitching no you know you could do is you could do what what what now I don't know get an El Camino car's all come if you get an El Camino you I'm sure that you can find someone who will rent out a parking spot or like a garage spot maybe in the suburbs and then you just have that be your summer car. That's my summer car.

I'll consider it. I'll consider it. Okay, the dream's not dead. You should get a punch buggy. Was that, I don't know, I feel like it would fit your vibe. Like an old punch buggy? Just anyone. The new ones, those are,

I don't know. You remember when the new ones made that, they were hot for a minute. No disrespect. And this is not intended to be misogynist or misogynic. Yeah. I think those are chick cars. Yeah, no, they're different chick cars.

The new ones are chick cars, right? The chick cars. I don't think I can get a punch. But I am now, I'm willing to hear suggestions. It's those in the, like the Jetta. Yeah, the Jetta's chick car. That was my first car. Yeah, it's chick car. Yeah, exactly. What do I say? It's a chick-jayetta. Yeah, the Jetta's... That was my first car. Yeah, it was actually what I was saying.

It's a chick-jay car. Yeah, so my garage is just barely not long enough to fit a Silverado, because I was gonna get a Silverado. But I rented one when I first got here and I parked it in the garage and it came down just on the bumper. I couldn't get in any further.

So unfortunately, I don't think I can drive a Silverado either. So now, like the world's my oyster, I can get any car that I want right now, but I will be thinking the entire time I should get a Silverado. I don't know, I'll get a Hummer. It would be cool if you got a like old school wood panel. What are those cars called? Were the seats in the back that look backwards?

I remember the station wagon. Get a station wagon. Now you made me so sick as a kid. I the seats in the back that look backwards? I remember the station wagon. And get a station wagon. That would have made me so sick as a kid. I saw it in the back seat. There was an old Jeep wagon here that I had my eyes on too. Like the new wagon years are sick, but there was one that I saw that was like 1980 and it was just all wood grain, everything.

And I was like, what's the mileage on this thing? He's like, if you're asking, it's definitely gonna be a problem for you. Yeah. Like you get this car if you don't give a shit about gas. It's probably like 10, maybe nine, but yeah Yeah. Like you get this car if you don't give a shit about gas. Yeah. It's probably like 10, maybe nine. But yeah, so that's one fire fest is I don't think I'm gonna get an L-communo and I myself

all worked up for the Zell Camino. It's what I've wanted since I was 13, but unfortunately maybe I'll have to wait till next summer to get it. So and then my other fire fest is another week in a travel here, PupPunk is gonna be playing at the Oceans Calling Music Festival. Well, that's this weekend. It's this weekend, which is sold out. So it's not really a plug,

but it's just mostly, I'm flying in on Friday. We're going on stage first, first thing on Saturday. It's the point where if you look at the flyer and the lineup of bands, pup punk is like the smallest font, possibly imagined, because we're going on first, as we should be when you look at the other people that are playing there, like I think, Incubis and and John mayor are closing out the day. It's a good lineup But the fire fest is to get back here for Sunday morning

I'm gonna have to fly out immediately after so I'm not gonna even get to stick around and watch the concert Just like one and done which kind of sucks, but I can't get a flight on Sunday morning No, because it's it so Ocean City is so far away from everything else. It's like two hours to Philly, two hours to DC. There's like some small regional airports that don't have a lot of flights out. So we're gonna have to leave like right after,

but it's still gonna be a good time. I forgot that was this weekend because I, I'm starting to lose my mind. We just did a great interview with Sam Morrell. He's very funny comedian. And I was like, why are we doing this on a Thursday when he doesn't have a show till Saturday? Now it's all making sense.

Yep, because I'm headed out tomorrow. My problem is I spent all of August being like late September October's never gonna get here. Yeah, and we're here. Yeah, we're very much here. And like surviving bar still in a week and a half, it is in our face. Yeah, it's been a lot of travel.

A lot of travel, but it's fun. It's all fun. Yeah, I'm getting a good ocean city. They have a tremendous lighthouse, by the way. Oh, and take pictures, please. Take many pictures. All right, my firefests is pretty simple. The Cubs have had just an epic collapse that,

oh, don't shake your fucking head. Well, I was gonna bring it up. Don't shake your fucking head. I mean, I started saying the Cubs collapse and he matched the start going like that. Well, I did collapse. I was waiting for it all episode because people are going to want to hear you talk about it. They're not that good, but that play that play was very, very bad.

It made me I haven't had a reaction like that in a long time. If you missed it, the Cubs are fighting for a wild card spot. They were up one game on the Marlins as of Tuesday. And with, I think it was like maybe one out or something. Suzuki just missed a ball. It went right by him, easy catch, maybe lost in the lights. I asked Matt Olson, recurring guest to please stop playing well and in listen, he did not listen. The braves are a fucking wagon. So the Cubs are, yeah, they're not going to put the most likely not going to make the playoffs. They don't want me tie breakers and it's even last night. They Wednesday night. It was just extra

innings, bullshit. They just don't have a bullpen anymore and it sucks. So you can't do anything about Acuna. Once he gets on base, everybody knew he was going to. And I'm gonna, I'm gonna back up, uh, Bougain JD, uh, the, the Cubs announcers because they stopped the game for Acunia because I think what do you have 70, 70 and 30, 47, 40, 70. I get it. That's a pretty great thing. The Cubs are trying to make the playoffs. It was extra innings. Like, they're, they're like, basically holding on for dear life. Like, let's keep playing the game. So yeah, it sucks

It sucks. There's nothing worse than a September collapse Did you see it? Kuhnio holding that giant base over his head though. Yeah, that looked awesome. That was cool He's so fucking good, but yeah, the Cubs the Cubs are depressing right now, and I maybe maybe good lucky Maybe the win tonight and the Marlins will lose But yeah, the way that they're losing the tragic fashion is just it's special. It's very Cubs. It's brand brown 2.0. I mean, it was it was bad. It was bad. Max, do you want the Cubs? Do you want to play against Cubs? Well, it's no longer possible. Yeah, now because the Diamondbacks are firmly in the fifth. Yeah, I think they're like three games up. I think the Diamondbacks just have to win one one out of their next four to clinch. Well, the Debacks are one and a half up on the Marlons and Cubs

Yeah, I know, but it's pretty hard. It's tie-breaker. Yeah, that's super little through game 163 I know you have four games left before games left You have the were times and the Brewers right the Brewers were tied with the Marlins for records right now But they have the tiebreaker So you know if the Cubs win four in a row, then yeah, they probably beat it. They're not dead at all. They're not dead now. But yesterday was tough because you had this

Suzuki error happen and then the Marlins lost game one against the Metz in a double header. So you're like, oh, cool. Not, you know, blank page and then they just lost an extra earnings. I understand from the Cubs analysis perspective. It's like you're fighting for something and the braves are just doing cool shit that doesn't really matter.

And they clinched like two months ago. They've been doing like a high step celebration during actual game. I just wanted to watch, I wanted an extra week of baseball. It would have been fun. It would have been fun to see the Cubs. They're not that good. That's the problem.

They're not dead. Like you keep saying I would have. Believe. They're tied. They just have to win one game. The Marlins have to lose one game I on Tuesday night. I was that is that it is that really all they have to do no I'm just saying like if down the stretch. Yeah, yeah, they they need to three and one two game out of the next four games

Yeah, it's not out of but they can't win right now. They're they're not able to win you gotta win I mean, they're also playing the best team in baseball We're in a position to win both of those games. Yeah, you're losing an extra innings against the bridge. They should have beat the braves. If Suzuki catches that ball, they beat the braves. I don't like what you're doing, Max. I think you can do it. I sat in like just like shock for an hour and then max,

because you know these days when we taped really, no, this was immediate. I texted, no, no, but we taped early on Tuesdays. So like, I don't know this happens to you, PFT, but so much happens between when we're taping and then later on tonight. No, no, but we taped early on Tuesdays. So like, I don't know this happens to you, PFT, but so much happens between when we're taping and then later on at night. So I just forgot we had taped a show that day

and Max texted me like as nice as possible asking for the synopsis. Well, I was sitting there dead at my desk, like just blank staring. I jumped up like I'd seen a snake. I was like, ah, when Suzuki dropped it, I couldn't believe it. So yeah, it's not been fun. It's not been fun. And then if the brewers beat the cops and then the brewers fan, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

Are they Packers fans? Yeah. And they're gonna say shit. And they're a box fan and their box fans and the bulls were one of the last teams in the running for Dame 2. Man, that's tough. Yeah. and the one team we share is the badges they suck No, actually Luke fickle's building a monster. I stand by that. We we're gonna be the Ohio State You hear that right now. We're be the Ohio State Hank's buck eyes Halloween weekend night game Madison. I don't know if it's night game. We're gonna be the Ohio State All right Jake finish off. Well, I just learned this about the rider cup. If they tie, the team that wins the previous rider cup,

wins the rider cup, I didn't miss anything ever. Yep. So do we have the tie breaker? Yeah. OK. So it's time. It's pretty tight. I didn't know that until just now.

Let's tie the fuck out. 14-14, the team holding the rider cup retains it. Let's win that tie. That's an interesting rule. I don't understand the Kevin James meme. Yeah, the Kevin James meme kind of came out of nowhere. I googled it and I didn't get a clear answer. I still don't get it.

I'm trying to think where it came from. Who's patient zero of the Kevin James meme? I think our guy Mikey Betts might have been one of the first ones. I don't get it. Yeah. Do you guys get it? Were you part of it?

Memes can explain the Kevin James memes really quick. It's just very funny. That's a good job man, that's for it. That's for it. I don't get it. It's a great job. It's just like group things. Like everybody else is posting it.

It's funny so I got to post it. I think I know what it is. It's like when you do something sneaky and you get caught doing it, but you're still not sorry that you got caught doing it. Like you're happy that you did it. It's like when you do something sneaky and you get caught doing it, but you're still not sorry that you got caught Right, I'm happy that you did it It's evolved where we have just every single Kevin James photo ever Oh, like one of them as a cop somebody said it was he was peep. This is I'm gonna tell my kids is this Peter Lonzo

He's wearing a match jersey. Hmm So it's just evolved now when you give up 30 points to the Bears, and then it's the Sean Payton version of Kevin James, we should put that one on file for this weekend name. So that's gonna be hot. Also, I got Papa Dia with Hank. Oh yeah, we forgot you Tuesday. Happy birthday, Jake.

Happy birthday, Jake. Thank you guys. Happy birthday, Jake. That's on you. That's on you. No, you sat in this room for three hours knowing it was your birthday and knowing that all the time. But like, one of them was like, hey guys, my birthday.

Like, that's weird. Did you guys think the same thing? It's the same thing. It's just like, you know what, like, bring it up. Did anybody wish you had a birthday on x.com? I got some tweets. What did you show him on? We did?

Oh yeah, it's like, I'm saying like, earlier in the day, you should've retweeted an X so that we would have seen it. Yeah, but that's just like, look at me. Yeah. Yeah, it's your birthday. Happy birthday Jake. Thank you guys. 28.

Happy birthday, 28. Yeah. What do you want to accomplish this year, Jake? I want to call more games. Okay, love our tournaments. Love it. To return them. Yeah, for the record, I was the first one to say

happy birthday. How old are you? Max. 28. Yeah for the record. I was the first one to say happy birthday How old are you Max 28 you could be for that you were 38. Yeah, well, you're a fucking dick How do you mean Whoa, I think means is a great older than me Max. We got to find it nice young supple boy Yeah, yeah, James like 22 or I want it. Let's find it. Let's get a teenager. Should we get a teenager? Charlie Woods. Yeah, let's get a teenager the amount of intern applications are brought together. Well, we should be down to get a teenager. We should do big. Yeah, we should get like a 17 or 18 year old who's good at football. Yeah, and then have him join the show. No, that would ruin his life. I know. We should get a teenager. Let's get a teenager. Memes fondest teenagers. It's so funny how quickly we forget things.

Oh, you know, be fun. Get us a teenager. All right, numbers. Three. 69. Memes, you ever gotten it? 18. Also, our next show will officially have the results of Dingers Only. We're going to see you do over. We have a two-man race between memes and evidence chain.

There was one point separating them before today. Oh, wow. So what happens if they come in second? That's a catch. Both of them simultaneously? Yeah, two catchers. I like that. So we tie.

It goes to the strike out rule. Oh, that's right. I forgot about the strike out rule. We drafted a picture. Whoever has more strikeouts would go into second. Oh, that's right. I forgot about the strike out rule. We drafted a picture And right now who is winning the strike out Okay, I forgot already ordered my spider-tack. That's good. I'm ready to go baby 30 20

Me and Zor is your guess 45 20 Memes or is your guess 45 45 alright for Billy. It's everyone on Monday. Love you guys I'll be coming for your love of me For your love of me Don't need me Take me on I'm here Don't need me I'm a little bit more than I don't care Need less to say about sending Sparky still in a way

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