Pardon My Take - Brooks Koepka, NFL Week 3 Picks And Previews + The Niners Are A Wagon

Episode Date: September 22, 2023

The Niners wasted the Giants and look like the best team in football (00:00:00-00:09:35). NFL Week 3 picks and preview including a question about Julio Jones, the Bears terrible Wednesday, Hank needing a win bad, and a loser leaves town game between the Chargers and Vikings (00:09:35-01:16:44). Fantasy Lad boys (01:16:44-01:24:31). Brooks Koepka joins the show to talk Ryder Cup, his future Majors goals, some guest questions from Jersey Jerry and tons more (01:24:31-01:53:16). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week (01:53:16-02:07:28).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Oh, we're gonna rock it down too. E-Lad, shake it. It's part of my take. There's an abacarça sports. Welcome to part of my take today is fria September 22nd and the 49ers are really fucking good. Yeah Brock party is really fucking good. Yeah okay.

I like Brock. I still like Brock. I think he's better than. Yeah, okay. I like Brock. I still like Brock. I think he's better than just a system guy. I like Brock too, but there's a lot of times he throws passes and then his receivers are so fucking good that it doesn't matter. Or they're so wide open, it doesn't matter. Or that one where he threw that was a terrible pass and then got tipped up and then caught for like a 20 yard.

I like Brock Bernie. Where did his receivers? What. Where did his receiver? What? Where did his receiver? It was wildly overthrown. In the hands. Yeah, but I like Brock Perty, but this was maybe the first time,

maybe it's because it was a prime time game where I was like, Brock Perty's good. The guys around him are really fucking good. Yeah, one thing Kyle Stanton has actually kind of figured out is that the one place on the football field where there are very few defenders is behind the line of scrimmage. So maybe just throw a lot of passes there because it's very hard to pick off. They're just, I mean, the defense is fucking phenomenal. They just bottled up the giants. And I don't even like the 49ers are now at a point where through, I know it's early in the season, but we obviously know last year

they were a very, very good team. When teams lose to them, I don't even ding the team. And I'm not even saying like the giants are trash. The giants just had to play the Cowboys in the 49ers, which might be the two best teams in the NFC. Might be the two best teams in the NFC. What do we think? I think that divisions the best teams in the NFC.

Okay, but either way, the giants, like that was a tough road trip for them. They're wanting to go in back home. The 49ers are just that much better than pretty much every team in the NFC and maybe every team in the NFL. I want to tip my cap to the officials for what they did right before half time tonight. Yes. A little dust stop on the field.

Yes. Between Trent Williams, I forget who on the Giants it was against. They didn't throw anybody out even though both players kind of threw punches at each other. I like that. Let the boys play. Yes. Let the boys play out there. It's football. Let them scuffle. Let them get in each other's faces. A lot of Twitter narks out there were posting a video of Trent Williams throwing a punch and neglecting to throw the previous punch that was thrown in that I highlight clip conveniently. But I like it. I like them. I assess offsetting penalties. Let the boys play. Yeah. Danny Dimes. Not so good in prime time. I think it's, I don't even know what his record

is at this point, but it's very, very bad. He had a tough night. Again, very tough team to play against. Now, a ton of weapons, say, quons out, but he was 137 yards, which is hard to do in NFL game. Especially when you throw the ball 32 times. I feel like Danny Dimes can throw some Danny Dimes as long as they don't get a big hole, you know? Yeah, like as long as it's a close game, he can break off a couple passes.

But when you're expecting a pass from the Giants, they're not really able to air it out on you. This also was like one of those games where the Giants use so much effort coming back against the Cardinals and Jander Jones was so phenomenal in that second half. He like he wasn't he didn't run the ball tonight. Like you didn't see the full Danny Dimes when he's when he's actually playing very well. But yeah, the 49ers are fucking awesome.

And I don't know. I don't really know. Let's see. I'm going do a quick look at their schedule Let me let me get tested let me ask you this big cat way looking that up if the Super Bowl were today Do you think that the 49ers would win it? Yes, I think so too. I think that they were the best team in the NFL today Well, they were the only team ready to play today because they were counting the Giants as being ready to play. Oh great the 49ers play the Cardinals next week It's awesome then they do get to play the Cowboys on Sunday Night Football in week five. Very true. Very, very good.

But yeah, the 49ers, I don't know, at the Eagles later in the season, is maybe their toughest remaining game. Like they, they're just going to waste teams. They're going to absolutely waste teams. And we're going to find out if Brock Perty's the guy yet again when we get to the playoffs Very that's really what it's going to be very excited about the matchup against the Cowboys. Yes. Yes. Um, okay So yeah giants go home play the Seahawks. I think they're playing next so long week. Yeah, mini by yeah mini by Brian table was throwing throwing flags around was getting angry. I like to see that fight. He was ready to play.

He was ready to play. But yeah, not a great game for the Giants tonight. No party, no birthday party for us. Actually, if you're gonna have a party, Brian, this is the Saturday to do it. Oh, they got it. Seahawks, Atdolphin's Appills, and then Commanders. That is not easy.

Nope. The Giants could very well be like a two win team going into November. Yikes. But that's also kind of what we expected when it comes to the regression monster that is biting the Vikings and the Giants right now from last year's like incredible runs. I'll go ahead and make a prediction.

If they are, if they only have two wins going into November, I think the Giants will be the best two win team in the entire NFL going into November. I like that. The Frisky's to win team. They're not they're not that bad. I also think that we do need to I know you're maybe more in on Brock. I like Brock. I think he's a good quarterback, but I think that for the sake of like being able to talk about the 49ers, because boring to talk about a team that's dominating, dominating everyone, we

need to keep alive like the is Brock Pretty good? Yeah, I think for our own like, you know, fodder, do we trust him in the playoffs? Right, we don't know. We won't know till he gets to the playoffs. Is he injury prone? Right, we don't know. Right, because like that is really what,

that's all Brock Pretty is at this point because I think he's asserted himself as a bona fide NFL starter. He's a good quarterback, but then we get to just have the discussion Game on the line Brock Perty's got to go, you know 80 yards. Do we trust them? And it is it's shocking if you watched a lot of college a lot of college games where he was playing an Iowa state where it's Proctober it's proctober but outside of Brocktober Yeah, you watch a lot of big new kickoff. He goes out there doesn't play that well

It takes a while to unsee all the stuff that you've seen already. Yeah, so I feel like we've seen enough from Brock. I like Brock. Yeah, but it goes back to what we talked about on Sunday, Hank, like the Niners, at this point, you just, if you're a Niners fan, you just want to play the playoffs right now. Because they're ready. They are ready. They're the first, I'm gonna say right now now the Niners have clinched a playoff first

Congratulations. Congratulations. The San Francisco 49 That's huge also the Kansas the Chiefs have officially won the AFC West Congratulations to the Chiefs. You're gonna say both of those we were the first to have it So when it happens, please credit part of my take Congratulations to the New England Patriots on drafting Caleb Williams with the first overall pick. Oh wow, Hank. You're not gonna Oh, you're booing. Why are you booing? Because you want them? I don't want Caleb Williams on Patriots. I want Caleb Williams on the back. Well, no, I'm back in any other fields. Memes, would you would you rather lose this game or be The Patriots this game and now they get Caleb Williams

The Patriots this game and now they get Caleb Williams Answer correctly He's really taking this time lose this game. Oh, okay, so memes is laying down Okay, yeah, yeah, go pet his belly Hank. It's over Okay, let's get to the rest of the slate. We got a ton of preview to do Let's kick it to ourselves. All right, it's time for our NFL weekend picks and preview segment brought to you by Uber Eats. We love Uber Eats apart my take

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Boys week three, maybe not the best slate, but no, they're all good, dog. They're all good, but I have a bone to pick and I think we need to start being more vocal about this. This is something we've talked about in the past. This is something we have stood on firmly. The nine early games and three late games is an abomination. It's tough.

It should be seven and five. It's an abomination to the Lord and looking at the late slate. It's not. It's an abomination to the Lord. It's an abomination to the Lord. Yes. This schedule, whoever made this schedule, Roger Gidele, this is sacrilegious. Well, they thought a couple teams, the Bears would good But either way, well, we need to know this is the worst part is that there's only one three oh five game

Right, so we're gonna be watching the Panthers and the Seahawks for 30 minutes three oh five shouldn't exist It should be seven games early Five games late and all of them starting at the exact same time. You have the 12 o'clock, the central time or one o'clock, and then the three 25 or four 25 for the late games. Don't do the thing where we have to be like, oh shit, this game's about to start. We're going to get our bets in and don't do the thing where we have three games. It's basically like they give us an overdose of football to start the day and then they're like,

oh, you like that? You like that high you just had? Well, guess what, we're taking away your supply. We're cutting it in a third. It's tapering off. Give you Andy Dalton. Yeah, but then on Monday, we've got the double header. The double header.

I do wish that the games were a little bit more staggered on Mondays. I don't like that there's so much in life. It's a double header, but it's not a double header. It's a double header that starts less dirtyening. Yeah, which I like. I remember that one year we had Mike Goliak, Mike Greenberg, and Mike Dicke on the broadcast.

The Mike and Mike and Mike. And we had the Chris Brown and the pun is blocked. Yeah, the classic call, but yes, it is fix it, NFL. You do almost everything right. We don't complain about a lot because we love football That's not true. We complain about some stuff, but we're not like Florio Right, we don't complain like Florio. I'm willing to admit that my life is better because football is in it Yes, but that because of just because we love it so very dearly

We want to have the most amount of football possible This is just a such a simple fix that they could easily do that I'm just begging you ask you because I think next week's the same thing like there's no rhyme or reason for it. I'll go halfway. I'll go eight and four. Eight and four I can deal with the problem. The nine and three is a bullshit thing. The problem is when when you're watching like a loaded early slated games, there's too many games on to pay attention to it once. And then the afternoon you've got all the games that you don't want to pay attention to on at the exact same time. Right, right.

It's like wasted calories, empty calories in the three o'clock window today. All right, so let's get into the games. As we've been doing this year, we're gonna talk about the early slate, what games are gonna be on TV. We actually fixed it though. We actually were able to watch every single game last Sunday

because we got the YouTube multi view, which is nice. But the main TVs, uh, let's start with Bill's commanders. Let's start with them. I think that is probably the best. It's either that or the Falcons lion. So I mean, also the jets and patriots for sickle reasons, for sickle, perverted reasons. Yeah, that will be on there, but it's own two or so and two, but Bill's commanders, yeah, no, one of one. What? Oh, yeah, the jets two or so and two but bills commanders. Yeah, no one a

What oh yeah, the jets are one and one that's right. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. I bet my bad The bills commanders gonna be a great game pft Yeah, I have a staffer you that should make you maybe a little scared. I'm very well. I'm already scared, but go ahead Josh Allen has 57 wins in his career How many of those 57 wins are by seven or more points? A lot of them. I'm gonna say 24. 30. 43 of the 57 are by seven or more points.

So the point spread is right around there. It's six and a half. But I think the commanders are ready for this game. Well, so I'm teetering on the edge of delusion when it comes to the, I'm always teetering on the edge of delusion just in life. But when it comes to the commanders are ready for this game. Well, so I'm teetering on the edge of delusion when it comes to the, I'm always teetering on the edge of delusion just in life. But when it comes to the commanders, I'm feeling like if we win this game, I'm thinking NFC championship game. I said, I'm thinking that like the commanders are for real for real.

If they win this game, if they lose, I can just be like, okay, we just need to steal one from Philly and I'm happy at three. I'd be very happy at three and one. I told you if the commanders just three and one the four of four I think they're for real for real if they win this game if they win this game I'm almost thinking super big cat. That's how delusional. I'm getting why not why not us Sam Howe looked awesome. He was a great guest on part of my take and I feel like actually I saw a very funny thing the bills the last three times the bills have played the

Whatever you're going to call the Washington team, they've had three different names. And then they're not going to play again probably for a couple years. So there will be four different names. Not four years. The bills are very, very good. I'm willing to acknowledge the fact that this is going to be a tough match up for a defense. If anything, maybe the D line can get after that bill's offense line, but Josh Allen is Josh Allen and he's good. He's still good.

He's still good. I have a good stat for you though. Hit me. Last five years teams after playing in Denver are 24 and 10 against the spread. Because our bodies are just soaked in oxygen. You feel saturated with oxygen. Coming out of the mile. Hi. And by the way, we don't have Jake here because he's in Atlanta for the MLP, Major League Pickleball. We have his nerd nuggets though. Yeah, he sent him to us. Max is going to read him. Okay, we'll kick you to a jig voice at least. Yeah, I would like to hear that. But first Max, before you say that, I want to correct the the error that we had last week. And we've seen all over the media. I can't believe I actually blame myself for not speaking up at the time. I forgot about this.

You know the stat about Pittsburgh not losing a home Monday night game in what since 1991? How quickly we forget the year 2020 when COVID switched everything around the Washington football team. That was the Wednesday night game, right? It was a Monday night game. I think it was played on Monday night, but it was originally supposed to be like a Thursday game. I thought it was played on like a Tuesday. What? It was, you all started on which one of the renegade people were correcting a lot.

I saw that a lot of people were tweeting. A lot of people are passionate about double renegade. I saw it. I do appreciate the AWLs because like, I heard double renegade. Making up on Wednesday morning and having all these people like You got to get your boy PFT in check. There was no double. I heard double right. I heard two renegades all right But the 2020 game between the commanders or the football team and the Steelers Either it was played on Monday night, but it was supposed to be like Thursday football or It was a Monday night football game. They got moved to Wednesday. I Was not I know it was not played on a Monday night. I feel like I can I feel

confident in saying that December 7th 2020. Let's look at a calendar real quick. December 7th. Oh, maybe it was played on a Monday. Pearl Harbor day. So was it so it wasn't a Monday night game, but it was moved to a Monday night game. Yeah, got it. So we did. It was like a Thursday night football game that was rescheduled to a Monday night. So we did beat that. That doesn't really, yeah, the COVID year doesn't count for anything. I think this one should count.

That was that was the the Steelers. Yeah, 11 and up. Yeah. The worst 11 and no team of all time. Yeah, that was that was tough. That it's always tough. It was kind of like the Vikings last year when a team has a record and everyone's like, well, the record is really good.

It's like, but we know. We know. I mean, I have all my boys being like, yo, you got a correct your boy, Big Cat. That was actually played on Monday night. That was played on Monday night. Yeah, double run a gate, hurt you. I heard two renegades.

How? I heard two renegades. There was one coming out of one commercial break, one coming out of another commercial break. Was it piped in? It might have been piped in on the broadcast. Yeah. They take double renegade very seriously in prison.

As they should. I can tell. Well, the fact stands that it was immediately after the renegade was played. That's what we know of. How can we know if there was even one renegade? What the fuck's up? Sir, sir, a second renegade. It's a bit...

All right, Max, nerd, second renegade. It's a good. Um, all right, Max nerd nugget. All right. Um, I don't really know how to do a Jake voice. I, I, I will try and go. Come on. You got it. Got it. Bill Starwider receiver Stefan Diggs is from just outside the DC area.

And it's played against on the road against the commander's twice during his NFL career. and it's played against on the road against the commanders twice during his NFL career. In two games at Washington, Diggs is totaled 17 catches for 242 yards and one touchdown. Wow. You got a tour of the end. That's a great, great nerd nugget match. I actually like a radio DJ. Which is cool in Maryland, yeah. I actually think not only the Maryland connection, but the fact that Jack D'Oreal explain man coverage.

I think Stefan Digg is going to eat the eat on some. We'll see Forbes is going to have his handful. Yeah, he's going to eat. I'm going to bet some props. All right, next game Falcons at Lions. This is going to be fun to see what the Falcons are. And what the Lions are actually. Jan Campbell did say that was a they needed that loss for reality to come back down to reality. They do have a ton of injuries. CJ Gardner Johnson's out.

He played the entire second half with the torn peck. Is that right, Max? I mean, yeah, that's what I saw on Twitter. Okay, so that's right. That's as much sourcing as we're going to do. So the Lions trying to find out like, are they like, this is a game they should win if they have hopes of being one of those top teams in the NFC. I kind of like the lines in this game, but I also I saw that clip of B. John Robinson that looked like an

actual video game. Yeah. And he might be my favorite player right now. He's got the most balance. That run doesn't happen if the defense isn't focused on Kyle Pits being the most effective deco way of all time. Yes. Arthur Smith, first day in Campbell, I think the biggest matchup of coaches, like physically, if we're taking their weights, dividing them by two. Arthur, Arthur looks good. Andy Reed's got it.

Huh? Well, Andy Reed, and Eberfluss. Yeah, well, no, Andy Reed, but if Andy Reed, oh, you mean, Justice Weekend. I'm talking about this weekend, yeah. Justice Weekend, got it. Yeah, two big boys. Yeah. Going out each other, mustache, but if Andy read, oh, you mean just this weekend, just this weekend, got it. Yeah, two big boys. Yeah, going at each other. Mustache, fellow check in Salah. No, Bella checks skinny. He's on that. Yeah, he's, he's got that, he's got that shot going. Um, but I, I really like what Arthur

Smith is doing with the Falcons. I liked a lot. He's playing just like, like pound you in the mouth football, uh, smash mouth football, RIP to a good friend. But I think I like the Falcons in this game. I like I think that they're a very sneaky team because they don't have like a splash. They don't have Desmond Ritter. He's not he's not being looked at as being like a top 10 quarterback, top 15 quarterback yet. He's probably not, but they just get the job done.

I don't know how they do it. The Falcons just get the job done. I feel like this is the perfect game for the Lions though with the injuries they have, especially in the secondary, their defense does not look like it's that much improved. They've only got one dude playing defense. Yeah. Hutchinson and then nobody else. Yeah.

Well, what's the name Malcolm Rodrigo? Rodrigo. But Desmond Ritter doesn't scare me in the slide. No, that's what I'm saying. But the fact that he doesn't scare teams, I feel like, I don't know, they just look like a good football team. Yeah, they look like a good all around team. I feel like the Falcons are going to be a solid team all year, but there will be moments

where Desmond Ritter has to do something. It's like Kenny. Yeah, and also the Lions have, I think Taylor Decker might be hurt. I think, no, they got a shit little bit of common Ross St. Brown. I tied it back just this week. So I don't know, I just feel like, I feel like, they got a shit. Little common Ross St. Brown. Find it back just this week. Yeah. So I don't know. I just feel like I feel like they'll they'll all play. They'll all play. But I just feel like the people are sleeping on the Falcons. I like the Falcons. All right, Max nerd nugget. The Falcons have been flawless in the fourth quarter of this season.

Outscoring opponents 27 and nothing in the final 15 minutes in their first due games. Wow. This is the best fourth quarter scoring margin in the NFL. Nice. There's a lot of detail in these. Through two games. What is it? That is, yes, through two games that is the best fourth quarter scoring margin in the end.

What is the margin again? 27 and nothing. Okay. It was the Packers game that they, yeah. They were down 12. Yeah, I think the defense is mid in Atlanta. I don't think that they yeah, they they they were down 12. Yeah, the deep I think the defense is mid In Atlanta, I don't think that they're a great defense, but I think they get to something about the Falcons They just get the job done there not sexy. We didn't talk on Sunday because it's all blur

But the fact that Jared golf was so good at a fake He handed the ball off and he pretended that he still had the ball and got hit like five seconds after the play. Elite. Yeah, I like that. Elite, I like that. I don't like him getting hit for no reason.

But something about the guy, like when you do a handoff, I like it when they do the stick to ball behind their legs so they hide it. And then that sets up the fake stick to ball behind your leg again. And then you get smashed. That's a rod just trick. Yeah, I like that sets up the fake stick the ball behind your leg again. Yep. And then you get smashed. Yeah.

Yeah, like that. All right. Next up on the TVs, Broncos of Dolphins, will we, will the Broncos maybe win a game? Probably not. No. No. Toa, toa, this podcast is to an on sponsored.

Toa is now the betting favorite to win MVP. That's, I think that's throwing your money away. He's pretty good. He's been pretty, pretty good this year. I am, uh, I'm hoping, well, I'm just stating that. He's now the betting favorite to win MVP. Yep. And I would like to see maybe Vic Fangio revenge game.

Yeah. Vic Fangio revenge game, uh, Russell Wilson. I, I got to figure out a way to bet this because the Broncos through two games and maybe this isn't how it's going to go, but they're scripted plays. Russell Wilson in the first quarter has looked great. And then it just all falls apart. Yeah, he just goes back down to check down. It's the first and the second quarter is pretty good last week too. Uh, but the second half, they just, they don't make any adjustments. I don't know what's going on. You know what? I might

flip on this if Russ wears a wristband this weekend. Oh, if it's a wristband game, then I'm then it's gonna be all scripted. I like as far as I'm concerned. Also, we get the Miami Heat. Always a story early in the season. Yeah, I want to see the giant thermometers out there. I want to see Russ Pugh. I want to see Russ Pugh. How long do you think it lasts for like, uh, because the dolphins run the old school Denver based rushing attack because they got Mike McDaniel, took it from Kyle, Kyle took it from his dad, his dad coach in Denver. Something about just Denver running backs though, I still always think are going to be nasty. Yeah. Because

of the lingering effects. Are there any lingering effects of the old school Denver running attack that's still that still live in Denver, Colorado. I like Mike Brown or Landis Gary. Yep. All those guys. Mike Anderson. Mike Anderson. Mike Anderson. What was I thinking of? I don't know who I was thinking of. Orlandis Gary though, I remember as well. Yeah. Yeah. There was a stretch where it's like, oh, it doesn't matter who's back there. Well, actually it did kind of matter because they want to Superls of Tural Davis. That's true. So we kind of tricked ourselves to be like, it doesn't matter who's back there. Yeah. It really does.

But then with Sean Payton and Mike McDaniel, I feel like I want to hear Sean Payton's like truth serum thoughts on every single coach in the NFL because you know he's got takes. We've heard some of his takes. I want to hear what Sean Payton says behind closed doors about Mike McDaniel because I'm pretty sure he hates him. Yeah. Probably rinky dink football. Yeah, candy ass candy ass. Yeah, by the way, the The Broncos defense has been bad and I don't know what that was what would they were basically the last few years. That was the thing that was keeping them in Games keeping them somewhat competitive. It's been bad. I feel like the dolphins might eat. Yeah, and they're also hurt on defense too. Yeah. Um, okay. Nerd nugget. The dolphins

are eight and one at home all time versus Denver. Yeah, come on, Max. The Broncos lone win in Miami was Jake voice. You had it here. Here. All. Let me do it for you. Okay, let me pull it up. I gotta find it. We are on Broncos Dolphins. You also gotta make sure that to be true Jake, you gotta like fuck up one thing and then just get really upset at yourself. Okay. Okay, Broncos Dolphins.

The Dolphins are eight and one all time, home, I can't do it. No, you do it Jake. It's hard. You do it. There it is right there. The It's hard. You do it. There it is, right there, the dolphins. You got this. Broncos at dolphins.

The dolphins are anyone else on, versus Denver, the Broncos alone went in Miami, it was like temperature 23rd 2011, which was an epic comeback win led by Tim Tivo. That's right, yeah. Oh yeah. Florida. Interesting, interesting. That was good, that was good.-Bow that's right. Yeah. Florida. Interesting.

Interesting. That was good. That was good. It is the, I'm gonna send it to Hank. I'm gonna forward it to Hank right now. He's gonna have to be the guy going forward. It's definitely the matchup of the like biggest difference in elevation in the NFL. Right?

Denver to Miami. Yeah. He's probably like, or no, probably New Orleans, right? Yeah. Below sea level. Anyways, the point stands at Russ Wilson's probably gonna puke. Yes, I would like to see him puke because then we can make some fat jokes. It'll be a good time. I just forwarded to you, Hank. All right. Next up, Jets Patriots. This will be on TV. Memes versus Hank.

Hank, first question is for you. Yep. Are you nervous about the first game away from the lighthouse? No, I think it's good. It's good to get away from the lighthouse. It makes it that much better when you see it on the way back. As any sailor knows, you can't appreciate a lighthouse if you don't go out to sea.

Yeah, there's no such thing as light without the dark, right? Right, exactly. So by out to sea, it's interesting that you brought up the lighthouse, Hank, because he always does. You always do. You love talking about that fucking thing, the big glorified glow in the dark butt plug that you've got. I did actually hear back from the Coast Guard regarding your last question.

Hank, did you do any research? Yeah, I did. Okay. Okay. If you remember on Wednesday's part of my take, Hank was incessantly speaking of this lighthouse and said that, oh, well, they probably don't have the current stats. The current roster when it comes to lighthouse facts that I gave, which was that Cape address lighthouse was,

in fact, the tallest in the United States. I heard back from Coast Guard because you asked me to ask, Hank, and Commander Crowell says, thank you for reaching back out for clarification and for sharing the lighthouse information with your listeners. The Coast Guard has a long and proud history of managing our nation's waterways, so I hope your listeners enjoyed learning about this mission. To answer your question, yes, the fact sheet I sent is current. By definition, federal aids to navigation are any marine aids installed and maintained by the US Coast Guard. Aides to navigation include lighted and unlighted buoys, lighted and unlighted fixed structures

such as day beacons, ranges and lighthouses. For a lighthouse to be considered a federal aid to navigation, it must be clearly visible from a federal waterway as a reference point or to mark a hazard to navigations. Pause. Hank is thinking. You when you said close to a waterway, a federal, a federal waterway, Hank's brain started to go into map mode. And I don't think yeah, I don't think is, I don't think Hank's map in his brain is very good. It's not up to date. I'm thinking Rhode Island.

There's there's Hank has like four things in his map brain. You know, you know, Rhode Island's not an actual island. Rhode Island, it's not that far off way with water. Hank, could you draw some map of America from memory? I could draw the outline. Okay. So Hank, so in other words, it's not a lighthouse if it's not visible from a federal body of water and have that's I mean That's to be determined whether it is or not yet. No, I'm pretty sure the Coast Guard looked into that

Mm-hmm, and what was your what was your research Hank? I was watching some videos trying to find a you know Some proof to prove PFT wrong, right? Okay, and I stumbled upon one of the you know the greatest YouTube videos of all time, probably one of the most viewed videos ever. Yeah. Oh. Lighthouses, you don't like the lighthouse, you suck. And drinking out of cups.

It's a great video. Hey, that was your research. I would actually submit that I love lighthouse is so much that I want to protect them against imposter's correct You on the other hand must hate light house. You think everything's a lighthouse PFT is like the people go around looking for stolen valor but for lighthouses exactly Just like the patriots aren't you're not really being a true patriot if you can't acknowledge that the United States

I am true. I gotta get on a boat I gotta get on a boat and and go up and down the sea line because i think there's i think there's a few things that you get it is a clear line of sight no there's not a hang you're wrong it's a fucked up stupid lighthouse uh... they call it a non-traditional lighthouse non-traditional a k a not a lighthouse you're in identifies the lighthouse but we don't accept that identity no i don't i don't at all Hank I

I still the the jury's out on whether or not you can see it from the water I still think there's a chance you think that this lighthouse should be able to compete against Well, hold on traditional lighthouse. This is a to be continued. Hank's gonna do some more research. Hey, he's out of facts There's no more I think everyone I'm I fucking hate that thing Will Hank will have to do some more stuff. You're just scab- You're just scab- PFT, we're driving by the airfield.

Here we go. F-35, F-16, that's a 22 bomber. Like, I didn't say it. I said F-16, F-5, F-14-B. Wrong. And I was right about all three. We can't identify planes. You can't identify lighthouses.

Well, you might be just structured blind. I'll get into a plane off, you might be just structured blind. I'll get it, I'll get it to, I'll get it to a plane off with you any day of the weekend. Ha ha ha ha ha. I love it. All right, to be continued. Okay, but as far as the football goes, the jets have not beaten the Patriots since 2015.

14 consecutive losses. That's a long time. That's a long-ass time. Do you think the Patriots can play spoiler? Hmm. Yeah. You do. They're. Do you think the Patriots can play spoiler? Mm-hmm. Yeah. You do. They're ahead of you guys.

Yeah, they are. You actually, I think everyone who go into this game, I don't know what the preseason line was for this game, but the patch couldn't have been favored. I really do think that whoever, oh yeah, whatever, no, you're right. Whoever loses this game, it's like, it's a franchise destroyer. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, this is a franchise destroying game. Yeah. I mean, was it last year, the punter turn turn one of the greatest games of all time absolute barn burner I'm expecting another one of those this year was that last year. Yeah This is gonna be the same exact game. Yeah, yeah, three to three you got to be pretty nervous for this game. How am I? I'm pretty pumped. I think it's a win. I think it's a win win. I have how how one I think it's a win win. How? How?

One. Positive side. You win. They're both positive. Oh, win and the Patriots are dead. It's first time the Patriots will start off. Oh, and three since 2000. No Belchex first season as Patriots head coach.

Okay. And then that's that's coming actually winning. When is the last time they started on two? Uh, 2001. What happened that year? The ones who won. But he would be saying. But this would be only on the wall. He's saying it's a good context. He's got a story.

But did you guys win the Super Bowl in 2000? I know it didn't. So if you lose the game, you'll be on three. Yeah. All right. So this is the season. Yeah. That's very fair. I think it's the franchise.

Okay. And then meet other win. Other win. Zach Wilson has a humiliating game. And then you get a new quarterback the next week. Okay. Yeah speaking of Zach Wilson Do you know I have a good stat for you? I have a good staff you were watching some of the Niners Giants game. I have a good staff for you memes Do you know Zach Wilson out of the 34 quarterbacks that have had 300 plus plays since the start of last season? He's actually not the worst.

I did not know that he's the second to worst. Who do you think the worst is? 300 plus plays since the start of last season, who's the worst quarterbacks statistically. The way you're asking makes me think it's going to be shocking. Mac Jones. No. I don't know. Dish be shocking. Mmm, Mac Jones. No. I don't think so. De Chamblats.

Oh, really? Yeah. That's better than it. That is shocking. Zach Wilson, better than De Chamblats. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Okay. Hank, are you gonna be betting on the Patriots? Yeah. Yeah. You have to. Okay, give us our nerd nugget. You said it already. Oh, which one?

It's 2015. The Patriots is being the Jets. 14 straight times. And when this week will match the team mark for most consecutive wins over an opponent. Perentices. New England beat Buffalo. 15 straight times from 2003 to 2010. That's so awesome.

That's so awesome. That's so awesome. That's so suck it bills. That's so on me. You geek that the Patriots have have to the longest winning streaks of all time against both divisional opponents. Yeah, I mean they've owned the division. You're somehow making me miss Jake. You know, like the voice. No, I say, I miss Jake. I miss the real deal. I miss it. I think the first one was good. Then you start feeling yourself a little too much, Hank. No, that was a nice. You think the geek was ad-libbed? That was the double parentheses.

Okay, next game, Chargers Vikings, Loser Leaves Town. Yeah, for sure. So, a couple of things going on with the Chargers right now, Brandon Staley firmly on the hot seat. Also, I'm getting flashbacks to the Matt Nagy 2018 double-doyne and then the next season carryover because people are asking Brandon Staley about the Jacksonville loss in the playoffs. And so he's having to address that. As he should. He keeps saying that the Jacksonville loss hasn't

carried on to this season whatsoever. If you've seen our training camp, if you've seen the way we played the first two games, it't had any impact on our team whatsoever, I actually would disagree because we have seen the first two games. I'm going to say it's a carry over. He's in his own head, whatever it is. I don't know if it's actually the last playoff game because he started doing that a little bit last year. You remember, he started to get away from the super aggressive brand and saly.

Let's go for it on every fourth down, which we just drive people insane. A sort of kind of fading away with that when his defense was really good. Or he thought his defense was really good. Now his defense is not good at all. I think they're probably what the worst defense in the NFL. And he's a defensive head coach. And he's a defensive head coach. So he's all fucked up in his own head right now.

I don't think he knows what's a carryover and what is just like a carryover from last week or a carryover from yesterday or a carryover from five seconds ago when he's confused about what to do on the field. I think he just fucked up in his own head. Brandon Saley, maybe you're just a defensive coordinator. That's not the worst thing.

That's fine, that's fine. There's a lot of guys out there, Vic Fangio. Yeah, Jack Del Rio. Yeah, there's a ton of guys. Vance Joseph. Yeah, there's a ton of guys. Brian Flores. Brian Flores.

Yeah, the Vikings. The Vikings defense is a ton of guys. Brian Flores. Brian Flores. On the Vikings. The Vikings defense is also not very good. Also very bad. So this, this screams also just the color scheme of these two teams playing each other. It screams over. This is good over matchup.

Well, it screams I'm gonna take the over and then there will be like no less than three or four red zone turnovers. Yeah. Where you're like, how is this game not over? But I, it's gonna be, I have this game on TV's. It's gonna be fun game Yeah, the also the Vikings signed cam acres which little throwback cam acres The the Twitter exchange that always makes you laugh when cam acres in 2021 said I want a girlfriend man and then captain

Cush 2021 said, I want a girlfriend man, and then Captain Kush replied, I'm pushing 30, never had one. Chase that money and dream man, a girl will come along eventually and he replied, with all due respect, I'm not trying to be like you bro. Yeah, just totally dunked on a guy who was actually like being nice and genuine to him. Yeah, well, no, I think the guy was, what was the Twitter avatar of the guy that replied? It was Captain Kush. Was it an ape? It was a captain Kush.

Was it an ape? That sounds like an ape. No, he was just a guy with a sailor hat on him. Not a board ape, okay. Captain Kush. 003. But yeah, cam acres probably not going to change anything. I did see the funny joke that it was like, cam acres got signed to the Viking so that

Alexander Madison's not the worst running back on the team anymore. Yeah, it feels like maybe the Viking should have kept Dalvin Cook around. Maybe. I don't know. Instead of going with the guy that they think is Dalvin Cook and some of their press photos, they could have just stuck with the real guy. That's got to be such a bummer if you're a backup running back who gets all this probably and like give him more carries, give him more carries because you get such a little

amount of carries. Everyone is like, look at his flash, look at his legs. And then you get the starting job. It's like, oh, fuck, this is why I was a backup. Yeah. It just, it happens that he was getting in on downs when Dalvin was very, very tired and the defense was tired because he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was, he was downvin' ran through him. And so now that he gets in with the fresh defense, it's like, wait, can we take back? Can we do it, take you back? Yeah. I think Kevin O'Connell and Brandon Staley look a lot alike too.

I feel like they're cut from the same cloth. Yeah. Might be related. A little bit. I'm going to look into that. Yeah. Also, reminder, because we have to remind everyone, the new nightmare, Kirk Cousins 48, 38 and two against the spread, the noon slot, and then 21 and 34 against the spread 3 p.m.

or later. Yeah, I like Kirk in the new nightmare. I like Kirk. I also don't think that's I know it's easy to just like point out the quarterback. Justin Herbert's been pretty good this year though. He's been okay. Yeah, he's he's not the problem. The problem is he's been good.

He's not great in the second half. So his teams like the, it feels like Justin Herbert is a great quarterback who when you need to ice a game away or get first downs or get some of the like, even last week against the Titans, they get the ball in overtime, three and out. Like, and I know they're trying to push the ball down field more, which they should,

because he has an insane arm, but yeah, you gotta, I feel like Justin Herbert has to, it's a lot to put on him, but I think that the way they paid him and the way he's talked about, he does have to have a couple hero ball games where it's like we won solely because of Justin Herbert. Yeah, the good news for the charges though,

Austin Eccler's probably a little sort of backs out there. There's not a lot, but he's getting paid like one. That's why I point, it's like it's unfair to put that on him. Like Daniel Jones is not. No, he's not, no, he's not that guy, but there are certain guys where it's like, you get talked about in a certain, you know, rarefied air that, yes, you were expected a couple games a year to have a game where it's like, you were so fucking good that there was nothing the other team could do.

So that's kind of what I'm looking for from Justin Herbert. This could be it. Austin Eccler being back is a big difference too. Yes. Huge difference. I feel like he's the one running back that isn't talked about the way that he should be given how good he is. Yes.

Like he's really good, but I think people see a charge is running back and they're like, well, they've always had a good running back. So I should we really be giving this guy all the credit? No, Austin. I think Austin Eccler is good enough to give them all the credit. Very good. Uh, nerd nugget. Kirk cousins is throwing 25 passes to Wider Sievers, Justin Jefferson. Well, this is a different voice.

The fourth most touchdown passes by a QB Wider Siever duo in franchise history. The tandem is just one score shy of tying quarterback Warren Moon and Chris Carter for third place all time. Oh, okay. That really isn't that interesting. The fourth most. They're close to being. We're on fourth most most most most. That's that's not good. Okay. Four. We're talking franchise history. Yeah. Fourth most watch. Who could forget? Fourth most. We think they'll stop the game? Which is what it's all the other ones.

Obviously Randy Moss and Cole Pepper. Yeah, and then probably Cole Pepper and Chris Carter. Or Gus Farat, Chris Carter. Probably Randy Moss and whoever, like, came in the most seven teams. Yeah, we got in the more context here. Not the nitpick, the nerd nuggets.

Okay, next game on TV, Saints Packers. Yes. Good game. Find out who's for real. I don't think the Saints are. I actually don't think either team is that good. No, I don't think the Packers are very good either. I think they played a week upon a week one. I don't know who that was. But I don't think either team is good.

I agree with you on this because like we saw Monday night, Derek Carl looked very humid. The team looked, they looked kind of slow compared to Saints offenses that I've seen the past. As you said, like, take some hill, probably the best quarterback in that game. We're probably going to get a heavy diet of take some hill again.

I kind of, I think I like the Saints, but I don't love either team. Yeah, I think the Saints, if they, the one speed, I mean, O'Auth is pretty, uh, fast. Did you see, uh, uh, mad dogs pronounce his name as olive? Is like olive had a touchdown, but Rashid Shaheed needs more play. That guy's electric. And he's a great name to say.

He's good. Uh, again, play James, all the complaints go away once you play James Winston. We, we, we, we, we become a Saints podcast. The minute you put James Winston, James one- we become a Saints podcast the minute you put James wins James one-on-one had a great graphic that he's been tweeting out recently. Have you seen it? It's the side-by-side comparison of James Winston to Derek Carr and then it lists probably 15 different stats and all but two favorite James Winston some of them There's like four that have asterix on them So you have to zoom in read what what the fine print is. The fine print is actually,

if you counted games where James Winston came in and mop up duty in the fourth quarter and just like took knees every time or didn't throw the ball, he would be this much better than these current stats are. So the asterix were actually, the stats should be better than they are, but I kept them as the bad stats and he's still better than dirt.

It's unfortunate too because a couple of years ago all the stats were James Winston versus damn Reno because it was all like before the age of 26. Yeah. James Winston unfortunately time is undefeated. He's getting older. Now we're going Derek Carvers. James Winston feels like it's slipping. Well, the good thing, the good news is that if, uh, if James never starts another game, we still have the ability to look back and say if he had started this many games, here's what his stats project to.

Great. Score back to Everlif. Yes. Yes. Uh, nerd nugget. Saints Packers. The Packers have one, I can't do this. Yeah, just do regular voice.

Packers have won 10 consecutive home openers Longest current streak in that NFL since 2019 the Packers also have the best record in the NFL at home 27 to 6 That is Aaron Rogers. Yes, and Aaron Rogers. Yeah, Aaron Rogers that Okay, before we do the next games and then we'll get to the late games quick word From our friends at Mugsie jeans. Mugsie makes the most comfortable jeans in the world. That's a fact. I love, love, love Mugsie jeans. They've actually been a sponsor for a very long time with barstool sports. They are stretchy, they are comfortable, they look stylish. That's the best part. Mugsie jeans, if you're someone like me, who maybe is not a very stylish guy,

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Super comfortable. The best, the best the best. Okay Continuing with the slate Titans it browns Mike Floreo Roadn article how Dishon Watson should have been ejected from the game on Monday night. Why? He made contact with an official well. What was the official wearing? Did the official present themselves as Somebody that wanted to be touched?

Yeah. The failure to eject DeShon Watson ultimately traces to money said Mike Floreo. Okay, I disagree. People wanted to keep watching. Follow the money. Follow the money. Okay, all right, let's watch.

Let's follow the money. Let's follow the money. I don't know. Floreo is looking at his contract and saying follow the money. But I don't know if he's thinking about what fans would want to see necessarily. I feel bad because I do love, I love, love, love, Mike Florio, he is a dear friend,

but this is just a sign that we need an NFL controversy because if this is what we're writing about that Dishon Watson pumping in official, he should have been ejected. The NFL wants very badly for Deshan Watson to be on screen at all time, representing the NFL. Correct, yes, that's what Floreo said, got it. Yeah, so we gotta get something going on.

We gotta get something going on for Floreo. This is the sad state if he's writing like two days after the fact that Deshan Watson should have been ejected. You know, Floreian was at his best when there's like a looming labor strike or like a lockout, and he gets to dive into employment law and read contracts and shit. Yeah.

When it comes to the actual like contact on a football field, that's when the takes really start to fly. Yeah, I know. So we got, we got to get something good for him. Mike Raible is an underdog, that's all I'm thinking about. Yeah. I like him. And Raible is an underdog, that's all I'm thinking about this game. Yeah, I like him. And no Nick Chubb is brutal. It feels like, it feels like this might be,

if the Titans go into Cleveland and win this game, it might be it for the Titans. Well, Cream Hunt's back. Is he officially? I think so, did he sign? Huh. Yeah, they're getting back in the hunt business. So, Brown's really putting all moral standing aside,

getting them all back there. Yeah, for cream hunt. So I feel like, I agree with you. I like the Titans in this position a lot. I feel like they're, the Titans and the Falcons feel very similar to me. They'll make your life very, very tough when you play against them. They're probably not gonna do anything that flashy,

but they'll beat the shit out of you for a while. Yeah, so I don't know if Cleveland has that toughness right now. They get you in a street fight. Nerd nugget. You got this. Decker needs one more washing touch on Rich Avers career. It becomes the seventh NFL player in the Super Bowl air to reach 8,000 rushing guards and 80 touchdowns within this first eight seasons.

Eric Dickson, Barry Sanders, Emma Smith, Sean Alexander, Millie Dade and Thomas Adrian Peterson. If you're listening to this on like 1.5 speed, I feel very bad. Who is it? Who is the first Derek Henry got it. You're a derriere. Needs one more Russian touchdown to reach 81st career. When does track or seat to a season start?

That's how it gets a little cold. Yeah, late October. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. If you slow that down, though, that was perfect. That was except you mumbled Derek Henry. Yeah, I didn't know who you said either.

I don't know who you're hearing that part. Uh, Texas at Jaguars, not a TV game. Not a TV game at all. We are on a record watch. We're on a record watch officially. Stroud boys stand up. CJ Stroud is 12 pass attempts away from breaking a record for most pass attempts by a rookie quarterback without throwing an

Interception there we go. That's a good 91 pass attempts. I like that's pass attempts not not completions 91 pass attempts Most by a cubian his first two starts without an interception. So we already has that record the record through three games is worn moon with 103 That's pretty good. Let's go see Jay. Yeah, I feel like I feel like we could maybe had that record. The record through three games is War and Moon with 103. That's pretty good. Let's go see Jay. I feel like we could maybe break that record if we were put out there long enough. We would just get hit and sack and throw the ball out of bounce directly. Get a lot of intentional grounding. Yes.

Also Trevor Lawrence is one in three against the Texans. Yeah. The Texans kind of, I think they have the Jaguar's number, right? That's a division that's filled with weird stats and teams that you Wouldn't expect to always beat up on each other Right, no matter how bad the Texans are the Jaguars always play down to the level. Yes, so Not the most exciting game. I would like to see the Jaguars maybe Like look like a competent offense for four quarters. Yeah, put it together because Trevor Lawrence is phenomenal

But it doesn't feel consistent. No, And we saw that against the Kansas City Chiefs. Which is not exactly, yeah, nerd nugget. Speed. No. Not a mountain. You're not built for speed. No. Although I'm thinking, why don't we just focus on being able to read? Well, the speed helps that the Zadder all. Yeah, well also if he reads fast he can make mistakes and we can't figure out what the mistakes. True. The Texans have been the J. Now just do just talk max you just do them again just do your regular. Texans have been the Jaguar and Jacksonville five straight times. The last time the J. X beat the Texans at home was 2017

when quarterback Blake Arthur Bordles had a flawless game. 21 for 29. Is middle name is Arthur? You'd read 26 and made that 18 touchdowns. What a great middle name for Blake. Blake Arthur Bordles. Oh, bab, I love babs. Oh, no, that's right, his middle name is Blake.

It's Robbie. Robbie, yeah. Robbie, Robbie. Okay, Colts Ravens to finish out the first slate. I feel like the Colts might be a little live in this. Oh, Menshu. We're gonna get a Menshu game. And so Menshu, he's good, he's good for one of those surprisey games, especially considering

how injured the Ravens are. So I, I feel like the Colts are live wire. They're live wire. Yeah. I have this circle. This is my live wire game as well. Yeah. Live wire game of the week. I do like the Ravens I think they are for

What what we thought was gonna be an incredible aFC obviously Aaron Rodgers getting hurt Joe burrow being injured and not playing well The Ravens are the one team that's looked good through two weeks the sheaths lost week one like the Ravens look the Ravens and Dolphins are the two AFC teams they can be like, ooh, they've looked pretty good out of the game. There are a couple games over the course of any given week where I feel so confident in one team that I spook myself out of it. So for this one, it was the Ravens for me. And when I'm ever too confident about something,

I'm like, well, I'm dumb so I must be wrong. So that's why I'm think that the Colts are a good team this week. Yeah, see, I'm the opposite where I think the Colts are such a live wire and they're gonna cover this game with ease and I will most likely have to bet the Ravens are a good team this week. Yeah, see, I'm the opposite where I think the cults are such a live wire and they're gonna cover this game with ease. I will most likely have to bet the Ravens. Okay, so we're fading ourselves

into against each other. We are just a verbal meme. It's just PFT and Big Cat in a living room, both dogs chasing their tits. What's great about this situation that we have is, me and Big Cat will both be right about this game. Yeah, it's just about which way we're right about it. Yeah, it's actually like when two dogs are sitting

on a couch together and like one dog tries to bite like clean their leg and is actually biting the other dog's leg and the other dog's like, what the fuck? That's not your leg. Yeah, right. That's what we're doing right now. We're like a human synopeed maybe

because we could both find a way to fuck this up but yes I don't know I fade myself so hard on this I'm thinking the cults and also like Menshu you might get a spark from Menshu. Yeah my kid is spark. All right late slate wait did you give us your nerd nugget? No Max go back to it. I want to hear Max. I want to hear Max's beautiful voice. Actually the radio voice going for a second. Yeah, I'm good. Thank you, go. Why? Hey, go. Hey, Texas have been the, no, we just did that one. Oh my God.

After the last week's performance, Ravens, QB, Laura Jackson owns 22 performances with at least 200 passing and 50 rushing yards, tailing only Cam Newton and Russell Wilson for the most 250 games in NFL history. I miss Jake. He's never done this, don't hit the same. Cause you don't have the passion. Right. He's very passionate about this. He's got done this. Don't hit the same because you don't have the passion right he's very passionate

He's got the passion and then when we like say well that's that was stupid He's like oh shit. Yeah, he takes it very like personally It's just the the magic is gone right now. Yeah, we can tell you that you're an idiot and your stats suck and you're like Are you guys do's just complain about shit that I say? When have I ever said that? All right. Panther Seahawks late slate, Andy Dalton. Yep.

Let's go. Andy Dalton, let's fucking go. Andy Dalton is coming to town to fuck up everybody's survivable this weekend. Yes, last time Andy Dalton played in Seattle, he threw 4 four hundred eighteen yards and a touch and two touchdowns in a loss. Oh, but he did it. He did that. Oh, that's Kirshm Kaffir not George. Oh, I thought it was good. Okay, so Andy Dalton is back. I did

a little, oh, you know, this would be fun. Andy Andy Dalton I always like watching Andy Dalton games made me think oh Andy Dalton's been a league for a really long time so then I went follow the rabbit hole real quick 2011 draft great draft a lot of really good players in that draft Cam Newton JJ watt a lot of really good players in that draft also saw a name that I hadn't thought about in a while. Did Julio Jones ever really retire? That's a good question. Yeah, right? I was like, wait, Julio Jones. I think he just silently washed up. He was on the box last year. Yeah. And then he just nowhere. He just found a nice warm rock. Like that. Not always climbed on top of it and

stunned himself then fell asleep That always blows my mind because like you can't tell me that Julio Jones is in better than some of the receivers that are out there But he probably doesn't want to just not get paid anything at all to go out there and play yeah He's probably made enough money over the course of his career But like go play for the chiefs so then we can all tweet be like oh chiefs too many received They got another one shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he could probably pick it or like the bills. I'm shocked I didn't take Julio Jones on my fantasy team. Yeah. That's it. No, that's a good point. I don't think he ever officially retired. Right. So everybody signed with the bus.

When he signed with the bucks, it felt like the last dance form. Right. But he never said anything. Right. So Julio Jones, he Julio Jones and Larry Fitzgerald just hanging out together, not retired, but kind of retired. Yeah. The 2011 draft. Yeah, it was Cam Newton, Vaughn Miller, Marcel Darius, AJ Green, Patrick Peterson, then Julio Jones. Pretty good draft.

Pretty good draft and Andy Dalton in the second round. And JJ Watt with the 11th pick. Okay. So this game, I don't fucking know. Yeah. This is just going to be the problem with this game is we're gonna pay a very, very close attention to the first half of it because it's that it's a 305 405 kickoff. Right. And we're gonna have to watch it.

I like I like the panthers to cover the spread, but I like they're not gonna win. I don't think no, I don't think they're gonna win either. Okay, the defense isn't very good. Shack Thompson's out right out for the season. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I want to take the Panthers, but I think I'm gonna be smart. No, I'm gonna be dumb. I'm gonna take the Panthers.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, nerd nugget. Max, he's ready to go. Now I'm ready. Despite playing on the East Coast, the Panthers are actually seven and four over the last ten years and regulars Season games on the west coast. Hmm. That's fun. Wow. That's kind of fun. That is fun over the past time. How many get how many years? 10 10 years some some Cam Newton is prime years there. Yeah, okay. All right next game. I

Guess we got to talk about it bears at chiefs So the bears had a day on Wednesday Just to rehash. I was actually happy we weren't recording a show that day because it did get a little crazy there in the afternoon The bears started the day They're starting left tackle Braxton Jones was put on IR We don't know when he got injured. It was a neck injury, probably seems very severe. Maybe out for the rest of the season. Who knows?

Bad news for the offensive line. Oh, that's okay. It's nothing to get worse than that. Then Justin Fields did an interview where I actually liked what he said, and he basically said, I feel like I'm playing robotic and talking about the coaching, maybe getting too much in his head. he's got to say fuck it. I'm just going to go out there and ball, play with more feel.

That I didn't think was that crazy, but it became a big thing and we'll get more to that. And then after that, the Bears defense coordinator that if you haven't been following, stepped away from the team for no reason that anyone could understand. Wasn't there for the box game. He filed his resignation by printing out on his home computer and then taking a picture of it. Yes, the notes app. It's a notes app for a for a fifth year old for boomers, taking a step back to take care of my health and family. Then it started a flurry of rumors that got a little out of hand.

We still don't really know what's going on. We do know the fact that he hired a lawyer who then released a statement, kind of feels like whenever you hire a lawyer in these situations, maybe it's not just health and family, but again, we don't know speculation was pretty insane on Wednesday afternoon. Then after that, Justin Fields did another press conference or media scrum where he clarified what he was saying, saying, I didn't mean to blame the coaching. It's all on me.

Then they cut Nathan Peterman, who then they resigned on Thursday. And this all happened on Ryan Poles birthday. That's a tough day for Ryan. I think you got a cake. Was he like a little blown at the candles? Welcome to the 38 Club Ryan Poles birthday. That's a tough day for Ryan. The thing you got to cake was he, I don't know, we'll blow it out the candles. Welcome to the 38 Club Ryan Poles. Yeah, sorry, man.

That was probably a very big bummer of a day. You left one thing out, but get there's also a video that came out of DJ Moore talking to a player on the opposing team. I forget who he was talking to last week. And they're like, hey, man, they're not using you right. And he was like, yeah, tell me about it. Yeah.

Oh, and also, Dr. brisker liked a tweet of someone being like, the bears are a dumpster fire. Yeah. So, well, so I said afterwards that he did that to keep receipts. I'm like, dude, those receipts are never like, we're not, you can't get a refund on that. That's why you use bookmarks. Yeah, that's that. Yeah, exactly. So, um, I want to stand up for Justin Fields for a little bit here. Yes, what he said Wasn't that bad no, but he was being honest and we want honesty from players, right? That's we want them to be genuine when they're talking in the media and then the media are real dickheads about it

And they get one little snippet and then they just start talking about I can't believe you said the word coaching Well, yeah, no shit Definitely some of it's coaching. For whatever reason, the coaching is making him robotic, it's not working, what they're trying to do isn't working. He said that honestly, and then they're like, oh man, he's saying coaching, I mean, he hates his coach. And then they go on and on, Justin Fields

is not gonna give another interview where he says anything remotely close to the truth. Or interesting. Or interesting. But also, and then you're right with everything he says. And then you're gonna complain about him not being friendly with the media. Right. And be like, why won't this guy give us any good information?

Why is he being so short with us? Well, because he fucked him. Yeah, because he fucked him over. Damned if you knew, damned if you don't. It was one of those situations where what Justin Field said I thought was good. He basically was like, I have to stop overthinking. The coaches are doing their job during the week.

Once we get to the game, I have to play my game, which hopefully means he's gonna run some more. I'd be the Justin Fields. We saw at the end of the last season, and then everyone took it to be like, he blamed his coaches, it sucks. I just, even for the Bears, this is record speed for them

to become a complete and utter circus. It was a bad day. This season, and guess what? They get to go play the Kansas City Chiefs this weekend, and guess what? Also, this probably won't come up, right? PFT, this graphic. Patrick Mahomes is the...

What pick was he in the draft? Yeah, he was pick 11, I believe. And what pick was Mitch? Mitch was two. Did he get to bring that up. They might bring that up But no, we got a new one that even hurts even more Patrick mohomes has the highest winning percentage for a QB and NFL history at 79.3% Unfortunately, Justin feels has the lowest winning percentage of any NFL and NFL history or QB and NFL history with 18.5%

Yeah, they're feeling that's gonna show up. So yeah, so yeah, the Bears had that whole thing happen on Wednesday, and then they have to go play the Kansas City Chiefs. And again, this season, it's even for the Bears. I am shocked with how quickly, like the Bears have had circus seasons, they've had dumpster fire seasons,

they've had seasons where they're a complete laughing stock. This happened way faster than I thought. And a lot of it happened in the span of like 12 hours. Yeah. It's just the worst day ever to go through. And then Max had something really dumb today, which was I'm thinking about betting on the Bears. Well, he said Bears' money line.

I said, I actually think the Bears are going to be in this game. I don't think they're going to win the game. I think they're going to be live in this game because I do think what Justin Fields basically said is, I'm going to fucking fuck it. I don't think they're gonna win the game. I think they're gonna, they're gonna be live in this game. Because I do think what Justin Fields basically said is, I'm gonna fucking, fucking, I'm running. I'm gonna run past everyone. Do you think, do you think the day was so bad that it's like us against the world now? Because I think it quite literally is the bears against the entire world. Yeah, although they don't have a defensive coordinator. Um, did they have one before?

Do you don't know what happened, which is weird. Yeah, I do think they're going to give their best effort, but unfortunately for them, their best efforts probably not going to be enough. How soon until we get a player's only meeting? I mean, they should go players only. Yeah, the whole thing is just a complete dumpster. Oh, and just cherry on top, they have not won a game in almost a calendar year. Yeah, we're getting close to a calendar year. So yeah, I, I am on Sunday night, I was emotional. I am back to believing in Justin feels because I have no other option

and I do desperately want him to be good. Um, because I like him a lot. But yeah, this is a, this is a complete clown clown, uh, dog show car. Yeah car. Yeah, it's a complete joke. And I'm excited. Yeah, this is going to be a fun game. Yeah. Hmm. Well, everybody in the world is going to be betting on the chiefs. The more we talk about the more I am convinced that it is the bears against the world. Like nobody, nobody, even you don't really believe in that way. I believe that they're going to believe in that. No, I believe I believe that they're gonna cover the spread Yeah, I think Max max you want to get sick with it? It's hard. I mean now I have to but it's hard to say that they are gonna win a game when they

Haven't won a game. Yeah, it almost a calendar year, but this is the one the chiefs don't look that great The offense looks slow. Yeah, no, it's a revenge game against Matt Nagy. You haven't even brought that up. The cheese. Well, it's a reverse. Matt Nagy revenge game against the bear. Who do you think hates the other person more? The bears hating Matt Nagy or Matt Nagy? Well, these guys on this bear's team don't really, a lot of them weren't there for Matt Nagy, so I think, I think it might be Matt Nagy hating the bears. Either way, the chief's defense is the quiet story of the first two games. They have been very good.

And so that makes me very nervous. Chief's offense has not shown their best. That's, I also think we might get a best from the chief's offense because the bear's defense sucks. Now I'm talking myself back out of it. Either way, this game's gonna be fun. I'm excited for football on Sunday.

But Sunday, think about this with Matt Negi. You watched him week one when he had entire off season to drop weird like, 30 one plays that won him all the way. No wear. He is going to be looking at this as a big revenge game. That means he's gonna really let the freaky shit fly. And the freaky or shit that Matt Negi comes up with

is really, really bad. Counterpoint, counterpoint, counterpoint. The Bears don't have a defensive coordinator. Obviously, Iber Fluss is a defensive coach. He's going to be calling the plays and they don't have very good players on defense. Just a counterpoint. I think I think Matt Niggie might just psych himself out of this one.

I would love it. I would love it. All right. We got a nerd nugget. This one's going to hurt. I can already tell. Nerd nugget. This one's gonna hurt. I can already tell. Nerd nugget. Chiefs tight end, drunk. I'll see you in the next one.

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It was close to that. Chiefs tied in Travis Kelsey. Curly holds the second longest active streak of consecutive games played with a pass reception at 144. Only Titans Wider Saber, Deodre, Hopkins has a longer active streak. Oh, my thanks. That was a good improv. I thought you fully improb the little fills in the blanks. Yeah. Okay. I think that Travis Kelsey is not actually getting Taylor Swift. I think that this is, listen, we've been in the podcast game for a long time. We know what does numbers. Jason Kelsey is a very smart guy. Yeah. I think him going on the air and saying, the rumors are 100% true. You don't say 100% if your brother's dating Taylor Swift,

you just say, yeah, they've been seeing each other, they're getting along really well. You don't go with the 100% route. We've talked about this phenomenon before, but this is one of those stories that I miss the start and I've just missed the whole thing. Okay, so Travis, so I've just tried to send Taylor Swift a bracelet after he saw our concert.

Got it. Didn't get to her and now they reconnected, now they're hanging out quietly, right? Quiet. We're seeing each other quietly. Okay, quietly. All right, Cowboys Cardinals last game before Sunday football, Trayvon Digs ACL.

That sucked. Yeah, in practice. I to say, and this is going to sound fucked up, but if you lose a great player for the season, it really sucks when it's practice, because at least I want to see it. I was doing it. I knew you were going to say it. It's the truth. You at least want to see it happen, so you can go through the emotions of like, oh no, he's down, oh no, this is bad, oh no. Yeah, there's an injury, but listen, don't you think that you, like I wanna see it happen.

I don't wanna just get a fucking Adam Schaefter treat being like, Trayvon Diggs, 28 CLM practice. Is a tree falls in the forest? I wanna know if his own teammate did it to him. Right, if it was a false step. Usually they'll say a non-contact practice injury. Right. This sounds like it was a contact practice injury.

I want to know. That means they might be protecting somebody that tore his ACL. Yes. I want to know exactly how it went down. Because like, the parkers, Parsons do is a little like tiger crawl into digs's knee. Right.

That's what I'm going to assume happened. And there's definitely a difference. I know there's not, but just hear me out here. If a guy tears his ACL and it was a non-conjury. The ACLs aren't exciting injuries to watch. They can be. And the only reason, yeah, it's not fucked up. I feel like half drunk because we've been doing shit all day

and it's been a long day. I like ACLs just because when they grab the top of their shin, I'm like, ooh, ACL. You get to get the whole order. I feel like a doctor. I feel like a doctor. It's the only injury that I can actually tell when it happens because they grab that part of the top

of their shin and I'm like, yep, ACL. What I was gonna say though is if an ACL happens or an injury happens, it's a non-contact injury, I can at least come to grips with it being like, that was gonna happen no matter what. That was a ticking time bomb. Whereas like a Nick Chubb thing, I, you grieve in a different way

because you're like, fuck, this is such fucked up shit that this happened, that is such a fluke thing that just happened and you can be angry for a different direction. Either way, the whole, the whole point of this is, I wanna see it. I wanna see it to be able to grieve properly. Yeah.

I think Cowboys' fans will back me up. I think they want to know what happened. Right. You want to know what happened for sure. You want to know who to blame. You want to know what to blame. Do we blame the practice field? Yeah.

Did it happen during a blind? Is it the sod? Do we need to tell Jerry to get new sod? Did he slip on like one of those greats when you're walking out of the tunnel onto the field? Did someone roll up on him? Did someone get rolled up on? Was he doing a drill that was too physical that he should have been doing a practice? Right. Could we get mad at the coaches about it? Give it to me. Did Dan Quinn go, did Dan Quinn throw up when he saw it? Yeah.

Like how bad was it? I want to see all of these. I would, oh man. I mean, seeing Russ throw up would be great. Seeing Jerry Jones puke would be awesome. Oh, yeah, I would. Yeah. It would be a weird color. Yeah, it would be a lot of blood. It would be blood and glitter from the server blood for sure. All right, Max, give us a stat. Oh, by the way, the Cowboys are going to win this game.

Cowboy. Yes, Cowboys. The Cardinals defense is real though. The Cowboys are so real. So real. Give up 20, 20, half a second. Second half. It started rain.

It starts. They're so real. Cowboys quarterback, Dak Prescott will play his 100th career game in week three against the Cardinals. He does suck, but he is the only player in NFL history with at least 150 touchdown passes and 25 rushing touchdowns in his first 100 games. A lot of pigs in there too. You got to throw that. I'm still mad that he hasn't thrown an interception this year. Well, the offense has been very like vanilla because they haven't had to play.

They haven't had a game. Let's let that cook. Right. Really unleash DAC this game. Okay. Last boot of Baker playing, Max. No, he's on the IR, but that's probably like a ploy for him to get traded to the Eagles They're doing the night our floor. Yeah, yeah, Jonathan Taylor thing Okay, Steelers at Raiders Sunday night. Oh, yeah, you remember Jonathan Taylor. Yeah, what's going on with him? The Brown should the Brown should absolutely a hundred percent call. Yes. Yes, or the Vikings Okay, so Steelers at Raiders.

I don't know if this game is going to stink because of the Steelers play very boring football. They can't play anywhere. They can't play anywhere. Some offense and the Raiders defense is not good. So maybe the like if Matt Canada can't get an offense going against the Raiders, uh, then just don't don't let them back on the plane. We gave all the stats about the Steelers. The craziest one was that they didn't run a single play inside the 30 yard line and they won. Yeah.

I don't know when the last time that's ever happened. It's quite shocking. They need to score at least one offensive touchdown on a drive that lasts more than like five plays. Yes. Yes. I'd like to say two first downs and then a touchdown on a drive by the Steelers.

Yeah. That'd be nice. That would be nice. Yeah. Maybe like a couple runs mixed in, maybe a play action pass and then like a 20 yard touchdown. Yep. Yeah.

Uh, okay. Should we do our picks? So, standings. Uh, for the, what are we, what are we, what are we call it? For the major league bracket. And then we'll have a AAA. I don't know what we call it. So if you remember, if you missed last week's show, the punishment is still staying the same.

Vegas show, one hour for the loser, 15 minutes for the runner up, 15 minute opener, and we've split it up. So it's Max, memes and Jake and one bracket. They will be one of those three guys will do the opening act for 15 minutes, me, PFT and Hank. One of us will do the hour long show in Vegas. Right now I'm at three oh and one,

Hank's at one, two and one, PFT is one and three. And then in the little kids table, Jake's three and one max is one in three means is one in three. So still early, still very, very, one good weekend makes up for anything. But there is a problem right now. I did point out to PFT. He is in last and all of our bets right now.

Yeah, but my team's doing all, which is pretty true. That's true. Like what did it cost you? Yeah, everything. Yeah. So Dingers only PFT is going to lose. Pam cake. Yeah, yeah, so dingers only PFC's gonna lose pancake Hank is just running away with it. He's got 18 and PFC's in the last with two I would like to see Lane Johnson put a couple pancakes on film

That's all pancakes. Okay picks who's going first? this time Yeah, yeah, yeah, pick first week one big head. Okay Yeah, yeah, yeah, we're first week one. Yeah, pick first week one big head. Okay. I'm taking Saints plus one and a half Okay, Saints plus one and a half I will be taking the Chicago Bears plus 12 and a half There's a lot of points a lot of points. They pay these guys play football to Max Okay, Jake is gonna take the Lions minus three

So that's he sent me his picks in the preferences. Okay, I'm gonna take the over in Bill's commanders. Ooh, I like it. I like that. Let's get some points. I like it a lot. What's the number? 43 and a half. Hank?

I am going to take the under in Chargers Vikings. Okay. Gross. 54 and a half. Hank I am going to take the under in Chargers Vikings. Okay 54 and a half That's a lot of points. That's a lot of points. Yeah, but that's a fun one. That'd be fun Hank. How dare you? Why can't you have why can't you roof or fun once in your life? If it was 52 I could roof or fun 54 and a half is too many. Okay, I have two picks I'm gonna take the Bengals minus three. I actually think this is the Bengals Whisperer. I've nailed them both weeks and now's the time. Now's the time to get ready. Little extra rest for Joey B, Monday night football,

Bengals minus three. And then I will take under Steelers Raiders 42 and a half. I just don't know what to do. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. I'm going to have to do it. singles minus three. And then I will take under Steelers Raiders 42 and a half. I just don't, Steelers just don't, they're offense. That doesn't that scream of like a 17, 13 game?

It does. Yeah. Okay. Great uniform matchup though. Great uniform. Just cool. Classic. Dolphins minus six and a half. Oh, you bitch.

Hmm. He bitched you. You're a bitch. Got him. I'm gonna take the Patriins minus six and a half. Oh, you bitch. Hmm. He bitched you. You're a bitch. Got him. I'm gonna take the Patriots minus two and a half. Fuck you. Nice. Two and a half.

All right, chain away from that. Get away from that lighthouse. It's gonna be good for him. Jake will take the Eagles bucks over 46 and a half. And there is the game for the Niner. Which we already talked about, Debo, who was just out with the season ending injury two seconds ago.

He healed himself. Yeah. Kiddles Wolverine. No, and Kiddles caught a million passes tonight. Max. Um, I am taking Bills Commanders under 23 and a half. All right. Hmm.

I think that's good for you. You think so? Yeah. I mean, our defense All right. Hmm. I think that's good for you. You think so? Yeah, I mean our defense is awesome. Yeah, I think the only way the commanders when that game is under. Yeah, okay. Memes, give it to us. Give it to us.

I don't like it, but Ravens called 44 and a half over. Ooh. Okay, nice. By the way, I think we should get wings this week. I mean, I would love some wings. You can get almost anything at Uber Eats, order now, Uber Eats, do it right now, almost, almost anything. I think we go wings some day night.

Feelin' that? Feelin' what I'm sayin'? All right, let's, before we get to Brooks Keppka, let's do a little fantasy lad boys. Brought to you by our friends at Game Time, the exclusive ticketing partner of barstool sports created by fans for fans game time is ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports concerts and shows and the guarantee the lowest price if

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My name is Ricky Elliott. It's on this week. Yeah, it's Stephen A Smith Stephen A Smith what what do you do then guys got a fucking cannon on off the pitch Get them on the cricket pitch get them throwing some between the wickets. Oh the first pitchy through a great cricket here How do I go? Down down. Yeah, but if you looking at it from a cricket perspective, it's a one I got I guess that's why I guess that's why Shannon calls him skip It's a one I got I guess that's why I guess that's why Shannon calls and skip What's it him? It's Travis Kelsey. Oh, right Cloud chasing wannabe celebrity. He's not taintain Taylor Swift

He's just trying to get some podcast bump hands off the lady right in more sleeper sleeper mad dog loser. Oh, hmm. We grew so He was on clear steak. He's talking about taking apples. Apple in the car. He was watching Colorado and I said, hey, Leo meme, me too. He's smoking that wacky tobacco.

Yeah. Oi, hey, what's up? I'm, I'm, I'm like blue. Right. Like blue. It might be Australian, I'm sure yet. That's someone where my mom's from I'm starting Drake London Drake London great name London Drake London

Now London's calling London's calling you Drake right now. We like we like Drake London this weekend What the hell are the fuck is in it? If that I'm sitting brushing yourush of your teeth, Brushing your teeth just drank some cider in it, just drank cider, good as good as enough, we're just normal men, we're just innocent men. My sleeper is soup, it's not soup season yet, many folks been saying it's time for soup season, you can eat soup all you like all you're around but it's not soup season, not yet yet you hold on the soup season clap that you're chasing online and place debate is getting us a soup Guinness is a soup Guinness is a It's a barley soup. It's coffee. It's coffee soup

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Fucking Irish Verso high-o-state break game a 79 I don't even know what else I'm doing great game Saturday night I'm doing great game Sally. No, I'm excited My sit-em is Is the cops the cops stink they stink they stink they stink and then my sleeper is Rupert Murdoch They stink they stink and then my sleeper is Rupert Murdoch He he retired that little Australian con that guy's gonna die soon. I make content in a good way He's gonna die soon right he's like Joe pa you take him out you take him out of this job He got died. He doesn't have anything to do no more news to produce one of his kids is gonna take a Lacklin

It's just gonna take a Lacklin I answered it for me That's not a fucking answer I was gonna say Kindle No, it's Lacklin Lacklin's gonna take over You fucking idiot Ah, you ignorant slut you Ah, but yeah, Rupert Murdock

He's gonna fall down some stairs and die I'm gonna call my shot right now He's dead. Yeah. All right. I'm so excited for Saturday, by the way. Saturday is the best lit of college football I've ever seen in my life. Six ranked, verse ranked matchups.

And on top of that Florida state and clubs in play to start the day. So, whoo. Have you decided? Yeah, what are you doing? Oh, I'll say I think. Yeah, where are you going? I don't know that's the thing I kind of want to like now drink this weekend, but oh I know I know I know I know I know I know I know I got hit up tight as just drink on Friday then

But then that's the week that's the week day that's why I said he doesn't want to drink on the weekend So drink on Friday you got it. That's actually it's gonna be an awesome game I'm so excited for that game and it's gonna be I think very like close So you really need a game the camp you blow out for a second. Yeah, so you can just be there That's what I would yeah, I'd like to actually get into one of these games. Yeah, yeah, there's gotta be a lot of Ohio State bars. Oh, yeah, for sure. Oh, yeah, oh, yeah Have you guys seen the uh-aware maps of the guys that draw the college football logos

like with the airplanes before each weekend? Yes, they're awesome. I don't know who's doing that. They did an elephant for Alabama and had the eyes and the tusks in the route that a plane flew. I think it flew over Alabama. Those guys are awesome.

Hank, I have a solution for you. You don't have to drink, or you could just drink a couple of course lights while you watch it. I think big advantageous are streaming that game. So you just come in stream. Get Ohio State Chores, and you just go fucking nuts with them.

Better big bet on Ohio State, go nuts. Be like a kind of a scumbag. Yeah, wear your gene shorts, your Cowboys gene shorts. Maybe some Timberlands, Bet on Ohio State, go nuts, be like a kind of a scumbag. Yeah, wear your gene shorts, your cowboy's gene shorts. Maybe some Timberlands, you got some Timberlands. No, I got some uggs. Oh, okay, that's not Ohio State. That's been easy.

Guys, do you still have your earrings? No. I want to see Hank show up to work with you. It's also just like knowing that we're gonna be getting Frank the tank and Shane Gillis, Notre Dame clips. Yeah. That's hard to go against. Yeah, but someone's got to stop them. If those two guys win this game, they're going to take over the world. I know. I want that. It's the greatest combo of all time. That's the world I want to live it. Literally the greatest combo of all time. That's the world I want to live in.

It's like if you if aliens came down and like give us your two best men, be like Shane and Frank. Can you imagine if Notre Dame won the college football title and then Shane and Frank were just like parting their asses off like as winners together? How in Shane's drinking at the Alzenbeer's, Frank drinking at a thousand coaks. Yeah, or just like like Birch beer cream sodas.

But yeah, I mean, if you think that people hate Notre Dame fans now, just wait until they just wait until they win this game. If they win this game, the Sam Hartman hype is going to be insane. Good looking dude, by the way. Okay, let's get to our interview with Brooks Capka. PFT, you got a quick word for one of our sponsors before we do that. Yeah, before we get to Brooks, he's brought to you by Body Armor, Real Hydration, Real Ingredients, packed with electrolytes, vitamins, nothing artificial. Body Armor has great

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We just golfed with him. He's about to be in the rider cup. Let's start no spoilers because we got the video coming out soon. Max is right on it. He's going to have it out very, very quickly. Great our golf game, no spoilers. Tell us what we are. What would you say like where we're at?

The three of us. Ah. PFT shocked me. PFT was very, very, he goes. I chucked myself. Yeah, yeah. So you know what? I actually feel sorry for you, Brooks.

I do because you're good at golf. So when you go out there I actually feel sorry for you, Brooks. I do. Because you're good at golf. So when you go out there, you're not really like that happy. If you hit a good shot, you're like, yeah, that's what I'm supposed to do. I suck at golf. So if I hit one good shot, I feel like magic is coursing through my blood. I feel like I'm the best golfer in the world for just that one instance. You don't get that anymore because you're so good. So I don't know, maybe like maybe if you suck it golf, it's actually better than being good at golf. Yeah.

Yeah. Just suck more. Yeah. Yeah. What did you think about my user driver on everything? It was a lot. A lot of drivers. I love that though.

Maybe too much driver. Yeah. You actually got addicted to it that you even tried it yourself, which I did. Is that like, are there certain things that would, if you did them in, let's say, a major,

you don't do like driver off the deck because people will be like, what an idiot, even though it might be the right shot. I mean, we could try it. Right. Do you, in the back of your head, you're like, I'd rather not be criticized for this shot, even though driver off the deck is the play.

Well, I think going forward, I'll think about that play. Okay. Going forward, Augusta next year, I missed the first green, it's like, I was coming is the play. Well, I think going forward, I'll think about that play. Okay. Going forward, Augusta next year, Mr. First Green, it's like, I'll send me a driver. Yeah. Because I feel like there's a, it's, it's just so frowned upon for professional golfers to go driver off the deck like, be free.

He's like, hey, sometimes driver off the deck is the play. Gotta hit the big stake sometimes. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Yeah, what about wearing shorts during a major? Shocked the world. Yeah. Well, what's the ruling on that? I think you're allowed to wear a kilt, but you can't wear shorts. That's true. That's not that seems racist against the Americans. Yeah. That's Ricky. I don't think you'd feel like you would know more. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. So let's talk about that. Your

caddy is from Northern Ireland. Yeah. You're about to play in the Ryder Cup. Are you worried at all about this fact? Because he he was saying that Roy's his favorite golfer of all time. Yeah, you're about to play in the Ryder Cup. Are you worried at all about this fact? Because he he was saying that Roy's his favorite golfer of all time. Yeah, right. You're about to go up against him. I know. So is there a party that's like if it comes down to it, you're like, can I trust this guy? Never thought about it like that. Yeah, but I think he's got his American passport, right? I mean, we got to count them. Okay. Yeah. Like we count a lot of people. I'll passports. I don't know. How long has he been your caddy? Ooh, 10 years?

10 years. Has all five majors. Yep. Has he been your caddy during a rider cup before? Yes, all the other ones. How was he? Well, we lost, I think, two of them. Interested.

Oh, yes, interesting. Interesting. Just throwing out stats. Oh, yeah. If we're looking at stats, I think you might have more. And we, no, no, we won what? We won in 16, we won in 20, 18, we lost. Yes, okay, we're two and one. We're on the winning side of that.

So, but this will be the deciding factor. Yes, yes. So we are, we are like about, we're a week away from the rider cup. How pumped up does the rider cup make? Because it feels like everyone we talk to, it's obviously, you're not even playing for money, but it feels like everyone is just more excited to play in the rider cup than pretty much any other event.

It's pretty cool. It's definitely the most nervous I've been, my entire life. Like dude, if you're in a football stadium, people it's screaming on the first tee and then it just goes definitely silent. Yeah. It's still weird as feeling the world.

Yeah. Imagine playing football, it's just dead silent. Yeah, it's pretty crazy. So you said it's the most nervous you've been playing golf. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? I don't know. Depends on what you're hitting. If you're hitting driver, first soul,

that's a whole lot easier. But if you got me an iron, three wood, you know, bigger face, you can hit it. Wait, do you get nervous for majors? No, not like that, no. I've viewed as like excitement, right? Like you get Little jittery or whatever it means, but like it's I'm excited. You know, I've heard that it's a privilege to be nervous Because it means that you put yourself in a situation where there's expectation on you. Pressure is a privilege Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, wait

So when you go into a major though, are you you're not nervous at all? You're just excited to play What about if you have a lead? Let's say hypothetically a like a big So when you go into a major though, are you, you're not nervous at all, you're just excited to play. What about if you have a lead, let's say hypothetically, like a big lead. There's rain nerves. No, not even people are like, just low play. Dirty design. People are designing t-shirts already with your name on it, like grads, brooks, that's five.

We're not, if people are doing that, you don't feel extra pressure at all. No, because we got five. We got five. Now we got five. Did you, did you feel very smart when you said you figured something out at Augusta and everyone's like, what is Brooks talking about? And it was like, he's literally just saying

he's gonna walk slower. Yeah, yeah, it's exactly what it is. Just slow play everybody else. That way, play a mound speed, right? Right, easy. Yeah, so, so at the Ryder Cup, Big Cat mentioned it, you guys don't get paid anything. I feel mound speed, right? Right. Easy. Yeah. So, so at the Ryder Cup, Big Cat mentioned it, you guys don't get paid anything. I feel like the players should get paid that's basically the NCAA tournament all over again,

except for golfers. You guys get paid. You see a couple of running in and you get paid. Yeah. It's about pride. It's about your country, which is great. I feel like, I feel like they could break you off a little, a couple of mill. They do, they do really well.

They do really well for themselves. Yeah. Yeah. TV rights, everybody watches it. They need to pay the golfers, pay the players. We're on the side of the players. Just for the players. Yeah, so you could start this PFT. Just for the players, professional golfers don't get paid enough money.

They're basically living, they're basically living in their parents' house, just like college. Yeah, struggling to get by, yes. And at the Ryder Cup, if you win, they should break you off a couple of mill. That's all I'm saying. We could all use a little bit of hope. Yeah.

What when you get to the Ryder Cup, is it weird like having to, I assume you guys are kind of all close when you get there because you're all playing on the same team. Obviously you play with live on a team, but is it a different dynamic that you're like all rooting for each other so hard that it like changes how you like view golf. Yeah, it is weird, right? Cause you are rooting for 11 other guys the entire time. Guys, you're like competing against in majors,

you're now rooting. Yeah, I never looked at it like that, but it's definitely a weird, weird situation, right? Cause I don't say, I'm not gonna say you're rooting against, but like, I would be like, I'm like, I'm just staring somebody else is up there. I'm, I hope they didn't the water. Yeah, I'm gonna be flat out honest. Right. So, yeah, I would be like, I'm gonna be just staring somebody else's up there. I'm hoping in the water.

Yeah, I'm gonna be flat out honest. Right, right. Yeah, I guess it is a little different. So, like, do you guys do like team building exercises? What do you guys hang out at the Ryder Cup? Yeah, we probably, probably get two hours for ourselves every night, and we just kinda all hang out in the team room

and it's quite fun. That's awesome. Let's around, tell some jokes. Justin Thomas, who we're a big fan of, he's got like that's when he's got a shine because everyone was claiming that he was just made the team for the boys club. Yeah. So like he's got a he's got to bring some like funny jokes. Yeah, he needs to. He needs to bring it. Yeah.

He's got to bring beer. He should show up first day, a couple cases of beer. I think he was hitting him out last time on the on the first tee. That's what I'm talking about. See, we were having everybody excited, right? We were having a discussion though. Like, I know that there was controversy whether he should be on the team or not, but his international play speaks for itself. Where like if you're a guy who, like, it would almost be like if they had a rider cup for majors, like, why wouldn't you put Brooks in?

He always steps up in the majors. Like, Justin Thomas always steps up in the international play. You got to put him in there. He's a killer. Yeah, too. Yeah. That's why he's on. He can trust him. Yeah. I mean, I feel good about it. I'm happy he's on my team.

Yeah. What about Max? Max is nervous. Max would be fine. Okay. You'll have a good teammate. It'd be fine. He's going to be a great teammate. Max is the nicest guy in the world.

From a serious golf standpoint, if you're in the rider cup, do you play differently because it's a team format? Or are you playing the exact same style? That depends on the format, but like if we're in the Ryder Cup, do you play differently because it's a team format? Are you playing the exact same style? That depends on the format, but like if we're playing alternate shot, I'm going to hit driver, because no matter where it goes, I don't have to hit the next one. Sorry, I feel bad. No matter if it's behind the tree, I don't have to play it. This is on you now. That's a you problem. That's smart. Hey, you got any golf questions?

I was going to ask the match play put. Question P.F.E. Just took it right out of my hand. Good question, Hank. Good question, Hank. Great question, Hank. In a scramble format, if you put the ball and it stops, like, let's say hypothetically, three inches from the hole, and then you just walk up and you tap it in casually before your

teammate has a shot at the hole, Is that a four is that a five? That is a five. Yes. Correct. That is a five. I agree. Wait, you're on a team. You're on a regular cup team.

I agree. Yeah. No, I agree. You're taking that shot by hitting the next shot. Yeah, I misspoke. Once you say good, once you put it in the hole, that's your score. Yeah. That's how it works.

Rules are rules. Good point. Good point. And we're playing for money. It matters. Let's talk some football. Florida State's back. Yeah, they're better. They're better.

They're better. I mean, they can't fall. They'll use ass. Are you are you still rooting hard for Florida State? Yeah. So we're for Florida State. I think they do. I think they're a three team.

Maybe not, but hey, I don't think Georgia's number one. Let's put it that way. Do you wish you had gotten Deon? That would have been nice. You ran Deon out of town. I know, I heard him say the other day, he wasn't from Florida State. Well, yeah, yeah, because you guys ran him.

So I don't know if we can never get him back now. He wanted to coach for Florida State and you guys turned your nose up at him. Yeah. And then look what he's doing now. It's been a rough few years. Do they hit you up for money? Yeah, I've been hit up here.

Do they hit you up like, do they call you like the Monday after you win a major? After I start with live, I got hit up. Yeah. I don't forget those. I don't know. Did their Hall of Fame, whatever, induction, whatever. So I went up November, yeah. So that was right after I started with live.

Yeah, so perfect timing. You're like, we know you got it. Yeah, we know you're good for exactly. Did you give them anything? Are you a booster? No, I'm not a booster, but I help the golf team a little bit. Okay.

I bet if you call them up and you're like, hey, I'm unhappy with the direction of the program, Deon Sanders would make a big difference here in two years. I bet they'd listen. Start throwing your weight around. Yeah. And I always get a few kids wearing the smash stuff. Yeah. Yeah. My son Chris used to be a four-acid fan, but I'm coming home with all the smash merch. I think we

got a convertible. Yeah, we can turn them. Yeah. Wait. So, good segue. Are you a better golfer now that you're dead? Blake Jr. Have him played like it. Yeah, it was a little uh, because that is a little over from the PGA. That is a bit of a hangover. You may have seen our little little too much. Yeah, it was a little, yeah, don't blink, right? Yeah, I'm just taking this theme to heart. I see the posters everywhere. I'm like, yeah, that's a nod to Brooks.

Yeah. How long are you officially not hung over? Yeah, we're good now. We sobered up. Okay, what is your finish in the US open? 19th? Okay, something like that. Yeah, it're good now. We sobered up. Yeah, what are you finishing the US open? 19th. Okay, that's pretty good. We're going to get back to Brooks in a second.

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and it said Blake of the year, he was wearing a Blake of the year, one Z. A lot of people were saying that you actually did name your son Blake, can you confirm that? Yeah, we're, we did not decide to go with that. Oh, so it's still in valor. Yeah, I mean, you can still name change. You know, also like, what if he's known

to the general public as Blake? Oh, yeah, that's fine. All right, that's okay. That's a matter of you. You can call him whatever you want at home. Yeah, that's what you call him. We call him Blake. Yeah.

I mean, I'm pretty sure he's got a few Blake outfits. Yeah, smart. We have to, we were actually talking before we started playing like it's our job as the fun uncles to just buy him only Blake stuff. Yeah, I want to be confused when he's like five or six years. So it's gonna go it's gonna go Brooks and then you're gonna pass the torch to Charlie Woods and then Charlie Woods passing it to Blake Jr. Yeah, I think golf isn't good hands right now. Yeah, it's never been in better hands.

Are you good? Will you allow your son to play golf? Yeah. Okay. There's a lot of money to be made up here. We'll keep that generational. Are you gonna let him play football? If he wants to, yeah. Okay. I think I don't think size or height is only his side. Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, Puyi, yeah. Yeah. You're a big strong guy. You're different golfers. They said, what height did they give you on the PA today? Did they say that you were six feet tall?

No, they said six, too. Oh. That's, you're not six, too. Are you six, too? And spikes. I mean, Hank's not five, ten. Yeah, they're five, ten, the guy was six more. And they conveniently left PFT's hideoff.

Yeah, they didn't let us hide. Which is perfect. That was bullshit. You wonder who wrote those. That was bullshit. Do you ever wear spikes, like metal spikes? I used to, way back when I started, but I just weren't just to hear the click-lack.

Yes, I thought it was cool. And then, yeah. Some people keep doing the click-lack, and then they walk in people's background shots, and you can hear them commenting. Yeah, exactly. It's aspir exactly with it. Yeah, why do you really box people?

Is there a difference between wearing plastic spikes and metal spikes? You hear the click-clack when you're on the concrete other than that. I don't really think there's a difference. Could you golf and just normal shoes? Air Force ones? Probably, yeah. I'd probably slip ones or twice, but yeah. Yeah.

It doesn't seem like it makes that much of, I mean, the spikes on golf shoes are so small. I never really, I never understood why golfers wear cleats. Yeah, it's not like we're moving that much. Yeah. I mean, you look at like JT's like off the ground, he hits. Yeah.

Or like, Scott. You wear his metal spikes too. Yeah. I'm like, you're off the ground. Why do you need to wear him? If Scottie wore him, he'd just like, tears Achilles on every shot. Have you ever tried to do that?

I think he might actually wear medals. Or he did at some time, I think. I mean, have you ever tried to like move your feet like he does when he's swinging? It seems like it's, there's a lot going on. No, but Dave Portner does pretty good job with that. Yeah, he kind of does that. Let's look into the future, how many majors?

What would be what you like, what's the number? I know you have a number in your head. It's not saying I'm gonna win this, but like what you would be like, this is what I feel like I can do and what I'd be like, that's an unbelievable career. I feel like I can get to 12. 12?

Yes. You're fucking crazy. Yeah, I think you can do that. I think you can do that. I think I'm already blown. Like a blue one to fill. So-hmm. So that'd be six tiger Mm-hmm. That's seven John Ron will hang blue that on you. Yes, thank you. Yep. Yeah So that's eight could you feel your woodland lusty Gary? So that's not like I should have

I feel like I should have not right now Could you feel the shift when Hank texted us and was like should we get Brooks on after he wins the the master That was exactly that was on Saturday Brooks on after he wins the Masters? That was a fact. It was on Saturday. Yeah. Could you feel it? I felt that it was in the rain delay.

Yeah. You did say that. Yeah. 12 majors. 12 majors. 12 majors. I mean, you'd be you'd be right up there. Is there any chance any chance at all?

If we stretch it out, let's say you never choke another one away again. Hank never screws you over. Any chance at all all you beat Tiger I hope so that'd be great right? That was the benchmark yeah, yeah, yeah Said the tie gave me 15. Yeah, here's a little tip call an objective not a goal manual auto-totter set That's a difference. Yeah, if you get if you set a goal and you don't get it then you failed if you set an objective and you don't get it Then you don't get it, then you failed. If you set an objective and you don't get it, then you didn't fail.

Shoot for the moon is that. I don't know, you wrote a whole book about it. The old saying is shoot for the moon. If you miss, if you fall short, you'll be a star, which doesn't really make sense. No, it never made sense. Stars are closer than the moon. Yeah, that never made sense.

Be a moon. Jerry, you had a question for Brooks. Jersey, Jerry, Jerry, come on, talk on the mic. Yeah, Jerry's got a text. Jersey, Jerry, yeah, go sit in the middle. Yeah, yeah. From the clouds. No, no, sit right here in the middle.

Sit right here in the middle. All right, all right, all right, all right, Jerry. So, you used to see the appropriate settings. Yeah. All right, Jerry was worthless today, by the way. Worthless as a caddy. I just, not a good putter. I'm a good chipper.

Question. You were good with the range partner. From the clouds, but I will ask this. So it's a fuck putter. I'm a good chipper. Question. You're good with the range partner. From the clouds, but I will ask this. So it's a fuck Mary Kill. We're gonna go Chris Jenner, Ivanka Trump, and Michelle Obama. That's a great question, Jerry. Good question, Jerry.

Good question, Jerry. Good question, Jerry. That was a great question. Thank you. How would you answer it, Jerry? So I would marry Chris Jenner. Okay. I would kill Michelle Obama,

and I would fuck Ivanka. No surprises here, Jerry. Yeah. It's a tough one. Yeah, I think I would marry Chris Jenner as well. Just for the fact, I think I would marry Chris Jenner as well. Okay. Just for the fact,

I think I'm the same as you, just for the fact of like, case anything happens, I feel like I'd walk away. Exactly. Yeah. Pretty good with that, yeah. What else you got for Brooks?

Anything else? That was it. Oh, okay. You know where this was called? Thanks, Jerry. Thank you. Thank you, Jerry. I appreciate that.

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Thank you for the question, Jerry. Thank you for the question, Jerry. Thank you for the question, Jerry. Thank you for the question, Jerry. Thank you for the question, Jerry. Thank you for the question, Jerry. Thank you for the question, Jerry. Thank you for the question, Sometimes, no, I think it's actually great. It's a toss up because people call him pervert all the time. So how much does Rick hate us? Yeah. Yeah, I think Rick, first off, he still had no idea till today that who bar stool, pardon my take, he had no idea what it was. And I think the Blake thing drives him up a wall.

And then for a while, because I think they were shouting with the the poor knowing match that didn't happen. I think they were shouting with the, the Port-Eau-Match that didn't happen. I think they were shouting Dave, Dave, this, Dave that, whatever. And he's like, who are these people? Yeah. So I've had to explain it to him and pretty much everybody I play with,

I have to explain the Blake thing. So I don't think many golfers watch this podcast, which is sad, but yeah, I think Rick struggles with it. I love it, I think it's great. Yeah, well, when did we first interview? Was it before your second or third? It was in, that's the, it was right before third, yeah.

Right before third, so we've actually, we've helped you in three majors. Yeah, that's pretty huge. And so, I can only do it too. Right, yeah, exactly. I would say that we also helped with the PIP stuff, right? Yeah. Is that what it was?

Yeah, when I was on the PIP, yeah. Yeah. The tour, yeah. Yeah, definitely helped. Oh, yeah. How much did you get off that? Less than my live contract. Yeah, I was just so serious.

How much for a wheel here? How awesome. How awesome is it to be rich? I speak cat. All right. Fuck. Better be poor. Huh, it's pretty cool.

Yeah, it's good. Your pool is awesome. Yeah, your pool is sick. Yeah. Where you can like see, can you see into the bottom of your pool? Yeah, you can see on the side. I thought like when that was being designed

or when Jenna came up with that, I thought it was gonna go way different way cooler for me and then now it's When you see you work out video. Yeah, it's like yeah, I saw that going differently in my head Have you have you reconciled with your dogs or dog my dog? Yeah, cuz yeah, we it's a bad visual It was bad visual max had an incident like that or max. Yeah, where he doesn't have a dog and went pet it. Yeah. So that was, did you ever like you had to have a conversation with your dog being like, hey, sorry, I know that we had that on screen where I just wasn't petting you. Yeah. It was a bad look. But yeah, we've worked it out. We've worked it out. That's good. That dog needed a boop. Another serious serious golf question. What's the, what's

the hardest shot to hit and golf? Ooh, good question. Probably driver off the deck backwards. Ooh, I think that would be tough. Would he, what do you, what do you, what do you call the back part of the driver? Yeah, the butt, the butt, the butt of the driver. Yeah, so much that.

Do you have a favorite shot you've ever hit in your life? Ooh, favorite shot. The one that keeps you coming back. Yeah, you can be like, you sometimes will daydream about. Probably, what was it? 16 at Belrieve, par three hit a four and I like eight feet. Oh, that's pretty good. Rick wanted me to hit five or five.

I forget what it was. I hit five or four. Rick wanted me to hit the other one and I was like, I'm not happy. Yeah. Which probably could have helped. Yeah, par, par it out. No, yeah, I made birdie was. I hit five or four. Rick wanted me to hit the other one, and I was like, not happening. Which probably could have helped. You get far, far out? No, yeah. I made birdie there, and I came here

with what I did in the last two, but. What about, do you know when you're in the zone pudding? Can you feel it? Like right when you like get on the pudding green in the morning? Yeah, I feel like you know, pudding you definitely know, you got it or you don't got it. Yeah, and then if you don't, because like I, when we're watching you,

and you're like locked in It's like every putts going in. Yeah, and it's awesome to watch it'd be awesome if I could do that all the time Yeah, oh, here's a hypothetical you've seen us play Do you think that we could compete on the PGA tour if we magically every single shot that was on the green any part of the green The next putt automatically went in. Yeah, you could be out there. You think so? I don't think so. Yeah, I still have to get on the green, but the second it gets on the green, it's an automatic pot.

You think so? You have to watch out today. It was played. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can see, yeah. Maybe you can see how.

I'm able to scramble. Okay. Another hypothetical. Eighteenth green at Augusta. We're on the green. Um, we have one one shot lead Sunday at the Masters. We're on the green, but it's the farthest possible point on the green from the hole.

That's where we start. That's our first shot. Could we par out to win the Masters? No. Justin Putty? No, Justin Putty, no. No. No.

We can get a four? No. What do you think, what would the lead have to be for us on the T box of the 18th the Masters to win the Masters. Well, I think Scotty for put it yeah last year right Yeah, forget how many feet but I think it had to be five five stroke leaves Stroke me yeah, I think I just so Well that I would definitely blow that.

What if you took the best part of all three of our games and combine them into one golfer? Would we be able to compete on the live tour? Yeah, because what you just add depends which team you want to play for.

Yeah. So which is the worst team that we could make it on? Oh, I don't know. Who's the last? Who's in last place in Stainey's? I don't even know. Do you guys's the last place in Stainey's I don't even know

Do you guys have rivalries? We have even one. We're just looking we're just looking to get away finishing the podium in the top three right now You gotta get right going you guys are talking shit. I tried came Smith or Taylor Gouge. Yeah, and hey, what's your favorite team? Foraces and who's on it? your favorite team. Four aces. And who's on it? DJ. Is his podcast or what?

I actually quizzed him on this this morning. It's a special and Patrick Reed. Pepperes. Oh, yeah. All right. Yeah, true fan right there. Die hard. All right.

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I'm starting to get into golf and one of my favorite golfers is John Daley. If he wasn't an alcoholic or drunk, could he have been the best golf forever? He's definitely one of the most talented guys I've ever seen. I play with him this year. The practice round at the British. Awesome. We've got to set this up. You kind of play nine holes with this guy.

Yeah, I would love it. He's phenomenal. Well, maybe not. He's the best. He's the best. He's just said me nobody would be me the drinking You could get it you getty. No, no, we're not drinking. We're like go play golf Even I want to play oh, okay. I'll sit out. I'll sit out. That'd be great for you Like I think of him as like Mike Tyson. Yes. Pretty much.

He's a legend. Like he was amazing. People would love to see John Daly and then... People still love to see John Daly. Yeah, he's the man. I mean, people still love to see Mike Tyson. That's true. Does the ball make a different sound off the club with John Daly?

Yeah, it does. I'm used to too. I mean, still does, but I mean, it's impressive to watch them play. It sounds pretty good, too Yeah, it sounds actually really would do. Yeah, do you have a do you have a favorite golfer? Mine was Adam Scott growing up Just swings it really good. Mm-hmm. Yeah, nobody knows who that is. No, he's the Australian guy. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I'm a dimple head. Yeah, I know about the golf Yeah, hell yeah, he was. I'm about the soul. Golf world. I love it. Yeah, hell yeah.

He was good. He was a good player. I don't want to have I don't want to be the best golf in the world. I just want to have the nicest swing. That way people can just look at the swing. Be like, yeah, easy swing. Exactly. Yeah. Okay. Good job, Jerry. Jerry's got one more question. Two questions. Okay.

Okay. All right. What? Uh, don't take the wrong way, Brooks. Please. Uh, don't take the wrong way, Brooks, please. What size? She was your wife. He's an eight. Oh, she's an eight. Oh, okay. And last question.

In the summer, what color nail polish does she use? I don't know. She, summer time. She, I'm not sure. She's an eight. She's an eight. Oh, she's an eight. And last question.

In the summer, what color nail polish does she use? I don't know. Summer time? I think she goes for bright colors in the summer. Yeah, she just switched it up. I just got her nails done there. That's good. Jerry can stand up, not just talk to yourself in. Before Jerry even started at Barstool,

he used to run a 32, right around March Madness called, was it Fe feet to street? 64 to 64, it was just local women foot contest. So they would submit and he'd buy up, he'd buy like the winner of $500 gift card for manicure. It was judge, it was, wait, wait, wait, what is the winner, whichever one, Jerry?

Yeah, Jerry, Jerry, feet to street. Love your good foot.'re there like upsets. You're going to bring that back. He's bringing it back. Are you talking to Mike? What do you say? Explain it. Come here. Come here. Explain it to us. So pretty much how it started with this. So it was during COVID and I was like Instagram live. I was having fun.

I was like, you know what? I can make a big foot competition. So what I did was I had my graphics guy make like a bracket and it was called feet to streets. Kind of like beat the streets, same shit. So what I did was I just put like Instagram posts every day like, hey, if you want to compete in this competition, and names anonymous, it's just feet. We're going to do March, Man, and Style. I'll make the

bracket. Hey, if you're a one seed, you're going to go against this seed, you know what I mean? So actually a girl from Jersey City wanted. Oh, and she a lot went into it though. You have the ankle. You have to show the ankles. Like it's to the ankle. Okay. The arch is big. The color is big. And now a girl who had ugly toes, she had a toe ring. So that gave her that boosted her up. Yeah. Yeah. I could see. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It was like there's a lot that we're gonna do it for instance believe it I'm not like the girls still message me to this day like hey you got to bring this back we want to compete again So a few picks yeah, yeah, well if you bring it back, we'll we'll get you in seriously You got to give her once

You gotta give her once. Yeah, yeah. Okay. You can blame anything on COVID. It was like, so it was COVID. So I did the foot bracket. No, people doing crazy things. All right. All right.

Well, Brooks, best of luck at the Ryder Cup. Yeah, go. You. That's like this weekend. What? That's like this weekend. That's the luck at the Ryder Cup. And we did say since you guys are criminally underpaid

or not even paid at all during the Ryder Cup, if Team USA wins, we're getting you a pizza party. Yes. From part of my take. Yeah, pizza party. It's better than money. Yeah, that actually is. Part of my cheese steaks as well.

We're drawing the part of my cheese steaks from on that. Yeah. And I'll match. So that's a double part of my cheese steaks and a pizza party. Yeah, that's what we're getting. Let the boys know that I will. I will. I'm on my shirt. Tell them right when you land. Just like, Hey, listen, I know we're not playing for money, but I'll text man. We're playing for cheese. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. All right. Well, thank you, Brooks. Appreciate it. Yeah. Enjoy the boys. Thanks, man. Brookes is brought to you by Cars.com.

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Henry. Hank. I was making some Trader Joe's Orange Chicken tonight and I'm looking. Look at you cooking for yourself. Yeah. You're a big boy. Well, not quite. That's a big boy. That's a frozen meal. Yeah, that's what I was saying. Yeah, you're a big boy. Well, not quite. We're doing a big boy. That's a frozen meal.

Yeah, that's what's in there. Oh, that is so good. Oh, I put it in the oven. Not a big boy. So you put it in the oven? I took it out. Put it on a sheet, a baking sheet. Tried.

Did you spray any oil on the sheet? Yeah. Okay, so that's cooking, yeah. And then I'll- And then I'll- And then I'll- And then I'll- And then I'll-

And then I'll- And then I'll- And then It's like you're kind of grown up. I get depressed at how ungrown up I am when I really think about it. Yeah. I mean, that's a big college meal. That's like yeah, I guess that's true. I've been out of this game for a long time. No, it's tough. I am, you know, becoming more and more aware of how much more adult I should be than I am. But it is what it is. And then I burnt myself with the sauce making the sauce. Oh no. Just burnt my thing.

A little burbu. Yeah. You want a banded? I put it in the microwave for like a minute. You boiled the sauce? You heat up the sauce. I don't think you have to heat the sauce up to the boiling. You need a banded?

I was, I mean, let's put sauce up to the boiling. You need a bandit? I was I mean let's put a bandit on that. I put a bandit on like my kids will just like bump their like foot like bandit. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I mean think about this way if you heat the sauce up that much you're not going to be able to eat it right you have to wait. It's a warm, warm sauce. Yeah it was just a little too warm. Uh burn my finger. Also I bought the spider spray still haven't done it though So I'm preparing myself for war this weekend. Oh, yes spiders. You could just also wait them out Like winter wheel no then no coming side. I don't think that's what I How do you have a tower keep your door closed get it air tight make that shit air tight plug all the holes

I don't want them to devise a plan in like, infiltrate. Okay. You have the smartest spiders ever living outside your... Are you sure these are spiders? Are they not like possums? There's a way that you're talking about to make some sound like mammals. They have brains that can like open doors.

Do you put on music in your house? Yeah. That's why I feel what a night in the Henry Lockwood house is like. Music, not like not really like ambient music. Yeah. That's more of like a certain times I'll put on music. Oh, okay, do you tell those times?

No, just like on a Friday night or like, you know, sometimes in the morning or whatever, just like wake up. Yeah. But I'm not just like, you know, have music going constantly. Get me. A lot of like wake up. Yeah. But I'm not just like, you know, have music going constantly. Get me. A lot of golf YouTube videos.

Yeah. Smart. You get the fog machine going? Yeah. Not a lot of fog machine. Laying off the fog machine. If you walk around in your boxers. Yeah.

Yeah. Shirt off? Yeah. I'm trying to do more shirt off because I'm trying to again, like, shame yourself. Yeah. Yeah. That's actually a good idea.

I should do that. It's bad. It's real bad. And your six pack is coming, right? I'm just trying to get, you know, exercise every day. Now I'm even saying workout every day, just like walk. Just sweat, just walk a little. Yeah, burn 100 calories.

He's got an outstanding picture frame in his apartment. Really? Really nice. It's actually TV, but it looks like a work of art. It's got a little frame on it. I guess this is another. He puts like art screen savers on, so it looks like he's got a painting with a little cord coming out of it. Yeah, we went to Dana Holger's as you guys were there for the inception. Yes. And he had a giant like 65-inch picture frame, and it was just him and one of his players on the sidelineselines like a very random picture. We were drinking and after a few drinks I got the conference to be like Dana like. Did this guy die? Like why is why do you

have this giant life-sized picture of him on your wall? And he was like you fucking idiot. And then like took the remote and it was like it's a slatch. Oh I don't fucking know what these pictures are. I was like that's sick. Need one. So shout out to Dana for that. Another realize how not, although I don't think you guys can, could you guys hang something into a stud on a wall? Yeah.

Yeah, I'm pretty good at that. It is hard. I gotta get a drill. I have a drill. I've been, I've been, I've watched a couple videos. I've made a couple of temps. Mm-hmm. Not successful so far.

Built the whole, built the whole shelf, and I'm trying to hang it, but it's a little old growing up. Growing up hang, I like it. I like it. Okay, PFT, what's your fire fest? Like I found the studs and everything. My fire fest is, I've had a pretty clean week overall. The airport thing earlier.

What airport thing? I'm just drove by and... And I named every plane a hundred percent correctly? How do you know how another incident? How would you know if you're gonna go into that? How would you know if I was wrong about planes Hank? You don't know shit about planes I could just tell you don't go on your belt You need to look at them because you're scared of the spiders that are out there I sit out there. That's a problem. I just still sit out there. Oh, well, yeah, okay

So I'll talk about this morning. I got dropped off at Hank's place. I got dropped off about I'd say 15 minutes away from Hanks apartment this morning by an Uber driver who was taking me his way. Hanks very graciously agreed to drive me out to the golf thing today. And I don't have a car yet because I just got my wallet back. You can't buy a car without a license, it turns out. Shocker, probably a good rule for that.

But I get dropped off about 15 minutes away from Hank's apartment, I get out, and I'm like, this doesn't look like Hank's apartment. I've been to Hank's apartment several times. This is not the right building, but then I think maybe I'm on the backside of this apartment, where sometimes people can like drive in with the garages, and there's Hank's car

that's parked on the curb with its lights flashing, and Hank said, I'll be out front waiting for you. So I step out and I'm like, oh, okay, well that, I must be at Hank's place then. Uber driver shuts the door, drives away, I look at my phone about 15 minutes away from Hank's apartment. Took me to the complete wrong address

and I think the reason why I did was he was driving through downtown, kept running into barricaded streets that were blocked off and then he looked at, because I noticed on his his little display phone he had set up with a navigation on it that the next person he was picking up for his ride Was right around the corner from where he dropped me off. He just dropped me to his next pick up Just next bear and drop me off and then I was like, oh shit. Well, I guess I'm screwed. So then Hank had to come pick me up Also move. Yeah, it's solid move. It's solid move by Hank.

Also, I like to just impulse by things, especially if it's early in the morning, you know, see an advertisement for it. Yes. And I'll be like, oh, this seems kind of cool. And I buy a lot of limited edition stuff that the NFL puts out, that nobody else in the world ever buys.

I think they just target me for some of this stuff. I saw an advertisement for a Darius Rucker limited edition line of clothing can join with the NFL. I was like, a partnership. Gotta have it. So I opened it up and I was like, this is kinda sweet. They got like flannels and western style shirts

with little NFL team logos on it. I was like, why don't, why don't just buy clothes, Darius Rucker NFL closed for the whole boys. Yeah. For all the boys, did you? So I spent $500 of Darius Rucker team NFL merchandise as a crossover that have all your teams on it.

I'm pumped. I'm pumped too. I looked at my email today. I forgot how much I spent on it until I opened up the email. Listen, that pays for itself. It does. It's sweet.

It's like, it's like snap ups. It's got the Western style. It says the team name right across it. Whenever I buy something dumb, I just say pays for itself. It will. It never does. It will. But it pays for itself.

It's content, right? It's content. Yeah. Plus I think you guys would like it. Yeah, no, I guarantee you I like it. You're in Sim Donald. Okay. My fire vest is head looks huge.

I alluded to it earlier, but the Cubs suck. And uh, yeah, that was like the one thing I was like, oh, yeah, the bear season's already disaster, but at least the Cubs are going to be in the playoffs. I don't think so anymore. And I don't think we're going to get the max versus big cat Cubs Philly's situation, which would have been great. It's a season ended today. Would you guys be in?

I think we just because of tonight's loss. I think you're tied. I think we just because of tonight's loss. I think you're tied. But I think that diamond backs because they beat the fuck out of us the last couple weeks would have the tiebreaker. So I think we might be out. I think we might have. Yep, we're officially out. It's actually the Marlins. We're tied with the Marlins. So maybe we have the tiebreaker over the marlins who knows either way not fun times They should have they're playing really bad teams and they're losing to really bad teams And Jake had a fire fest. He got hit with a ball while golfing

Was anyone with them? I was oh you were golfing. Oh, okay Two times this week Both times for work both Both times for work. Who set up both of these shoots? Both of these shoots. Both for work. Memes set up both.

Memes set up the one I had to go to on my day. Is it football on right now? There is, yeah, there's football on right now. Both for work. Weekend. I said the whole time weekend. I won't go off on weekends. Wait, but the one you complete opposite.

I'm gonna be so focused on work that I'm gonna stop golf off on weekends. Wait, but don't say complete opposite. I'm gonna be so focused on work that I'm gonna stop golfing on weekends. I legitimately, legitimately, like I have not been golfing. Which, you wait. Except for two times this week. Which, today, the video we made today will be a banger.

When's that coming out, Max? Tomorrow. Monday after Ryder Cup. So, Monday, I don't understand the Monday thing. Yeah, Monday doesn't make sense. When's that coming out Max tomorrow Monday after rider cup so I don't understand the Monday thing. Yeah Monday doesn't make sense people are gonna want on Monday Everyone subscribe if we get to Thurs that I think you should be Thursday. We always put our let's get to 500,000 Okay, let's get to 500,000 then we have the 5k and the goal. Let's let's let's Yeah, actually let's shit back. Let's make the let's take the goal for 500 500 hundred guys that's what people actually want a lot. Yeah, but they're gonna get to 500k

It's not gonna be ready. I want to get to half a million. We got to be in the half-a million. Do you get black? I want a plaque No one million you want one million subscribers Okay, we want one million subscribers So I find a bot farm which farmer doing me. Make us a plaque when you get to 500,000. Make yourself. Subscribe. If you're watching this right now and you're not subscribed,

your scumbag, please do it. Big cats bit on his absolute deviousness with with me playing golf. Just being like, I just didn't think I do. I do. Golf today. I'm then I call like 9 30 this morning and big hat me and big hat were the first to

want it. He was like, wait, you called yesterday, right? Yeah. I was like, yeah, for the more good morning thing. And then I came in the office. He's like, did you call yesterday? I didn't think golf was happening in September. That's what I understood.

That was like a real fight. I was a real man. Yeah, he was very mad at me. I actually did. I didn't actually, because listen, I am a troll troll I understand where you're coming from you've years and years a decade plus of Me trolling you that one was literally me being a fucking bimbo, okay? I actually forgot but yes I have been on my TV shit. I thought we said goodbye to golf Answer honestly have you played more golf since you quick off then you did when you were playing golf? We said goodbye to golf. I have. Wait, answer honestly.

Have you played more golf since you quicked golf? Then you did when you were playing golf? I have, I played 18 holes total. Both for work. Wait, 18 holes total like the entire month of September? Yeah. That's it. You haven't played any more golf all the time.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What am I forgetting? Well, I don't know. You haven't played. Probably the target league golf. No, no, any golf whatsoever. I've lit it. We did the scramble speed golf that day.

That was before. Check your app. Check your app. Check your app. 18 birdies, I mean, I have it. I know I haven't. I'm a man of my word. Man of his word. Okay, I have it. I know I haven't. I'm a man of my word. Man of his word. Okay, I believe you.

I'm checking out. I've got anything planned coming up. No. Do you want to golf with me next week? Oh, I might be golfing. Yeah, I do. I love it. I might just start golfing with Hank and being in just no showing. Oh, that's right. 827- 23. Hank went private on 18 birdies. He can't have that. He lost his account. This is like the president, like having,

having their schedule redacted. I shot a 105 on 827 23. That's not bad. That's pretty bad. Because you were playing a lot of golf then. Yeah. Well, you're still now. All right, numbers. Brooks said my son was good. Yeah, he's basically all of us. Three. Because you were playing a lot of golf then yeah, oh you still now all right numbers

Brooks at my swing was good. Yeah, he's pace of that's all three Who I don't know who had that first? 99 I'll go 69 99 Hank had three first. I'm sure. Yeah, let's go all right. I'll go one I'll go one memes. Do you ever get it? You're gotten 20 now? 32 all right. I got one 73 73 all right Have a great weekend everyone great great

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