Pardon My Take - Bucks 1 Win Away, Collin Morikawa Wins The Open, And The Boys Go To The Movies To Review Space Jam 2

Episode Date: July 19, 2021

The Bucks are 1 win away from an NBA Title. We recap an incredible Game 5, Milwaukees Big 3, is Chris Paul a scumbag and tons more (00:03:17- 00:29:41). Collin Morikawa wins The Open Championship and we're happy for him and other golf talk (00:29:41 - 00:37:03). F1 recap, and its turning into a This League situation (00:37:03 - 00:47:45). Who's back of the week (00:47:45 - 01:01:47). And the boys go to the movies to see Space Jam 2. We talk about Billy smuggling burritos into the theater and whether or not we liked the movie and also Lebron sucks at acting (01:01:47 - 01:28:18).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Oh, now spoiler, spoiler. We review Space Jam 2. I think either you have seen it because you're a big LeBron fan or you're a parent or you're never going to see it. So there will be spoilers, but who the fuck cares? It's funny to joke about this movie. We went to the movie theater old fashioned raw dog in its style.

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Today is Monday, July 19th and the Milwaukee Bucks are one win away from an NBA title. We have a series now, big cat. We do. And so the stat that you always look at is the team that wins game five. They have a 72 and a half percent chance of going on to win the NBA finals

if they go up that three games or two. Right. So it was the pivotal game five. And it was a crazy game and two games have been, honestly, some of the best basketball that I've ever seen played in my entire life. They've been so fun. And game four was crazy and weird

and like, you know, flops and all that. Game five was just an incredible game played by both teams. The shot making was off the charts. The Suns didn't even put, you know, a game is good when the losing team actually played really well. They just didn't play as good as the winning team. The Suns, I have a stat for you. I saw this tweeted out.

Ralph Michaels was who tweeted it out. Teams that shoot over 55% from the field, over 65% from three, and over 90% from the free throw line have lost just once in 32,180 games since 1995. On Saturday night, that was the second time ever. That's insane. The Suns shot over 55% from the field,

over 65% from three point, and over 90% from the free throw line. They shot 13 for 19 from three and lost the game. It's mind boggling. And if you watch that first quarter, you're like, the Suns are going to absolutely trounce the Bucks, and the Bucks just kept on punching back. And they're big three,

which I think we can call it now, right? They're big three all stepped up. They are the big three. So it was Yannis Middleton and Holiday. They are the first team in the NBA finals since 1985 to have three guys go for 25 points on 50% shooting in the same game. The last time it happened was James Worthy,

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, and Magic Johnson. Pretty good. Oh, ever heard of them? Yeah. Yeah, it was crazy. Like I said, the shot making was insane. Drew Holiday was the guy. I love Drew Holiday because he picks,

and I went and looked back. He picks one game every series where he's like, it's going to be awesome offensively. Like his defense is always great. I think people actually, you know, we joked about the Chris Paul injury. I think a lot of it has to do with Drew Holiday's defense. Or sorry, if you're Ryan Hollins, Drew Holiday.

I don't know if you saw that. He tweeted in the middle of Drew Holiday going off saying, I told you guys to like respect Drew Holiday. That you can always use the classic speech to text mess me up on that one. Yeah, that probably was it. Is he the only person on earth named Drew JRUE? It's an awesome name.

It's a great name. I like it. It's a fantastic name. But so Drew Holiday, one game every series. So there's their fourth series obviously in these playoffs. One game every series, he just decides he's going to shoot over 60% from the field. And you can look at it.

He's actually done it. And so it's, I love guys like this or like, they're the what if guys. They're the Joe Flacco elite guys. Like, hey, at some point they could just put it all together for that one moment and they become something just totally different than what we expect. Joe Flacco's moment was lasted for five years.

It was very, yes. Well, you know, so Drew Holiday. With respect to Mr. Flacco's name. These are my stats. I found these stats. So in his four games, these playoffs in each series, literally one in every single series, his fuck you games, I'm going to just be awesome.

He's shooting 63% from the field and 56% from three. In the other 18 games, he's shooting 37% from the field and 27% from the field. You know what the difference is in those games? So I read a little bit about Drew Holiday yesterday and his dad is like his biggest cheerleader. His dad is the opposite of John Moran's dad, who's his first hater.

Drew Holiday's dad is always like, you need to be more aggressive. You're the best player on the court. So his dad gasses him up like once a series and he gets frustrated like if his son isn't playing up to the very lofty standards that he has, which we'll discuss more in Space Jam 2 review. But his dad just like gasses him up

and he's like, you got to go off, Drew. You're the best player on the court. And then once every week or so, he's like, you know what, my dad's right. I am pretty good at basketball. If you're a fan, you love those type of guys because you can always be like, hey, what if tonight's the night that Drew Holiday decides

it's the night that he's going to shoot 60% from the field and he did that on Saturday night and that was the difference. And then obviously he makes the biggest play of the game with the steal of Devin Booker and then the lob pass to Yanis, which I don't know if you guys agree, but in the moment, I was actually shouting out loud, don't pass it to Yanis because all they're going to do is foul.

But clearly that's why we're sitting on the couch and these guys are playing in the NBA finals because it was an incredible, it was a gutsy play. It was an incredible lob. And then Chris Paul is Chris Paul with the dirty foul. Okay, well, all right. He's really having a tough week. Okay, I'm officially out on Chris Paul.

I'm team fuck Chris Paul for life now. Unless he has like a big turnaround and fixes everything about who he is, I'm team fuck Chris Paul because that foul on that alley-oop is like the dirtiest thing that you can possibly do. It's the precisely, you know what? But it's also so Chris Paul.

You know what makes me mad though? Your son's guy. Yeah, I do. I love the sons, but fuck Chris Paul because if that same thing happened to Chris Paul, Chris Paul would call the police, not the person that shoved him in the back. He'd be taking it off in a stretcher.

Yes, so if a really tough guy made a foul like that, you'd be like, oh, you know, he's kind of, he pushes the line sometimes. Set the tone, no free buckets. Yeah, exactly. He sets the tone. He's just known as a mean dude. You can play dirty and people are just like,

oh, you're just mean, you're an enforcer. But you can't do that if you're a wimp. And Chris Paul is the definition of a wimp. And you can't like try to injure the team's best player, that dirty ass move. I'm out. I'm out on Chris Paul. I can deal with him like all the theatrics

and like the flopping and stuff. That's funny. That stuff can be very hilarious to me sometimes, but like you can't be both at the same time. But this is Chris Paul, like the Denver, the Denver series Chris Paul is Chris Paul in that when he has it all going, there's no one like him in terms of controlling a game

and doing everything. But the downside to Chris Paul, the haters of Chris Paul, which I'm putting you in the category now, will say, I think I'm a defender of the game. He flops. He is sometimes,

he is known for cheap shots and he has not come up in big moments. And this last week has been like all the bad side of Chris Paul. And I have to wonder if it, I mean, Ryan Ursula named him his son like a week ago. And now he's got to live up to those expectations.

Well, and also he has to carry the weight of LeBron James on his shoulders coming to the games, openly rooting for him. LeBron James is basically treating Chris like his son. I love the Disney pettiness of putting the reviews, which we will get to Space Jam underneath LeBron. I don't know if you saw that. No, I didn't see that.

It was amazing. I thought it was Photoshopped. I thought it was Photoshopped. At first they showed him on the sideline and then they went back to him and it says LeBron James stars Space Jam, a new legacy, 31% rotten tomatoes,

4.1 out of 10 IMDB, 38% Metacritic. Yeah, I did see that. It's also tough for LeBron that that picture of that dunk, like the greatest dunk of all time, with Chris Paul doing a cheap play and he's in it.

In Adele Gasping. Adele and Rich Paul. They're dating. Didn't know that. I'll save that for the review. Shout out to Rich Paul. Shout out to Rich Paul. Yeah, LeBron sneaking in his tequila,

which actually was the greatest marketing ever. It's against the law in Arizona. That was genius. That shirt was loud ass hell. It was. It was definitely a party shirt. Yeah, that was the Dan Flash's special. Yes, absolutely.

But at Chris Paul, like the head of the NFLPA or the NBA, whatever, like that's got to be bad if one of your star players is promoting another brand. Like if he sets the precedent, that's going to be a bad thing.

I agree. So a lot of people were calling me a narc online because I questioned the suns. Just rebellion. Whether or not that was legal. There are kids that were watching the game, Big Cat. It came on at 9 p.m. Eastern time, but that means that it came on at 6 p.m. Pacific time.

A lot of kids still awake watching that, watching their hero, and the fact that he was going BYOV. I don't know. I just don't know if that was appropriate for the children. On a real note though, like that is maybe the coolest thing

that LeBron James has done is be a BYOV guy. Yeah, I love that. Yeah, BYO, whole tequila body. Yeah, everywhere should be BYOV. Agreed. Speaking of rebellion, let me just throw this out there.

He said, sons in four guy trying to pivot his fame to sons lost four guy. That's fucking awesome. You can try to match Ravel's wit. His anti-comedy is some of the best comedy in the world. Yes. It really is.

You have to be sick in the head and poisoned by the internet, which I count both of us to be in that category, to be like, wow, actually, that's funny in a totally not funny way. I think my favorite one of those is when Katie Ledecky won that race, and he said, Katie Ledecky Terriott.

That's pretty good. But yeah, the big three of the box needs, I mean, Yannis has been incredible, incredible. But Chris Middleton, like, their half court offense is basically, Yannis can bully Deandre Eton, and if that doesn't work, Chris Middleton is just going to make a shot

where he's completely guarded and his shot making is off the charts. And then Drew Holiday, having that type of night, he's played great defense all series. This is, the other part that I love is that, you know, it was actually a real thing. The Bucks, when they traded for Drew Holiday, a lot of teams thought

they were going to try to get to Chris Paul, and they made the decision they wanted Drew Holiday instead of Chris Paul. Now, I don't know if Chris Paul would have gone to Milwaukee, but it pays off in this series. And I love those like storylines where you have two guys, they could have feasibly taken either one, and they went with Drew Holiday,

who's been playing better than Chris Paul in this series. The crazy part about Yannis is when he does get the ball in the low post against Aten, who's a massive human being, Yannis looks so much bigger. His arms are so much bigger. His wingspan, I don't know if he actually has a bigger wingspan, but the way that he moves makes Aten look tiny.

And Yannis is so alpha. He just goes at guys. When he just goes at them, and he'll either do a spin move or just pure wet on the baseline, he just goes at everyone. And I don't know how you make a player that can stop Yannis.

Unless you figure out a brand new type of defense that hasn't really been experimented on, and that works, I don't know. You have to grow somebody from the age of 13. You have to identify, okay, this person is going to be seven feet tall. We need to get them working out in this specific way to put on upper body mass,

and then just have them wetting threes all day. It's the Reggie Evans clip is going viral again this week of him when Yannis first came in the league, asking how old are you, and Yannis is like 20, and you can see Reggie Evans be like 20, and shocked about it. Yeah, there's no way.

There's no human being out there that's like Yannis at all. And he's very likable, and he's fun to watch, and I don't root for the box, but it's hard not to root for a guy like Yannis, which the long way of saying is I can't wait for America to tear him down in the next couple of years.

Right now, he's definitely like the best superstar athlete in Wisconsin by far the best leader of any professional sports franchise was dedicated to the state of anybody that's playing there right now. This is the week I heard that Aaron Rodgers got his house deep cleaned this week,

which probably means putting it on the market, I would say. I heard, this is a true thing, I heard that Aaron Rodgers was taking Spanish lessons with his lovely bride, and they canceled their Green Bay Spanish lessons that they were taking, so might not be

in town anymore to habla de español. Now I started going French there. That's okay. I'll have to work on the rest of it. It's all languages of love. They're all Latin, yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, the Bucks, should we give them their flowers? They still gotta win one more. I actually think

it's weird, but like the Suns are like, game six, this series has been fantastic. I wouldn't be shocked if the Suns were able to win, because that game was so well played on both sides. Again, it didn't feel the stakes were so high, they lose game

five, but I didn't walk away from it being like, man, the Bucks just killed the Suns. The Suns played incredible, they just came up short. The Bucks played the perfect game. Yeah, they did. They actually did. On the road, and Hank was saying, when we were watching it, he was saying that you thought that the Bucks were gonna win that game the entire time,

and then the Suns would win in game six. Do you still feel like the Suns have a shot? Yeah, that would be the most fun for chaos purposes. Well, if you're Adam Silver, you're thinking about making the call like, hey, whatever the opposite of Scott Foster is. Hey, Giannis,

turns out was hanging out, has been identified as a close contact of his brother who is out with COVID. We're gonna have to hold him out while he tests negative at least three times over three days. Guess what? He can come back for game seven. Little Marvel hypothetical. Interesting. If I was Adam Silver,

I would be looking very hard at that scenario. Very strongly. Yeah, I mean, the Bucks have just, Giannis is just out of this world right now, and he's like, yeah, it's funny too because everyone wanted to make Deandre and the new Shaq, and it's like, you're watching him. He's Giannis. I did.

I'm not saying that to you. I said baby Shaq, yeah. The world wanted to make that, but Giannis is the guy who's physically, they're obviously very different games, but in terms of physical dominance and like stat sheet dominance, that's very close to Shaq.

I actually think that Giannis is just, he's just baby Giannis at this point, because like he plays a completely different game than Shaq did. He's, Aten is more of like a guy that doesn't really wander further than, you know, 10 feet out from the basket, and he dominates the paint. So that's why I thought baby Shaq for Aten, and it's just,

Giannis is just being Giannis. And Pat Connaughton, he's been awesome. He actually has, he tries so hard, and now he's making shots. Speaking of Giannis though, I wanted, wanted to just, the media loved his quote. I don't know if you saw it. Yeah, I was just going to bring that up.

Okay, so, if you missed it, Giannis had a quote after game four. He said, I think it was a media day and off day. He said, when you focus on the, your past, that's your ego. When you focus on your future, that's your pride. When you focus on the present, that's

humility. And everyone's like, this is incredible. Am I the only one who's, that quote makes no sense? I don't really understand how you can focus on the exact present all the time. But no, not even that part. The future is your ego. The past is your pride. Past is, no, because

you can also, ego and pride are very similar things. Right. We can be like, I did X, Y, and Z, I've accomplished this much. That's who I am. That's why I deserve to feel good about myself now. That could be called either pride or ego. Yeah. And then if you think about the future, and what you want to accomplish. Future being like, I

deserve this. That's your ego. Are you thinking I deserve this? Are you thinking I've done this. So I get this. I think it was just it was a quote that was engineered in a lab to make every youth basketball coach just like have their heads explode. Be like, I'm going to

get this tattoo to cross my chest. He dropped it at the perfect time. He did. I just, I thought that the pride and ego thing should have been swapped. I get the sentiment. It's essentially he repackaged what is it yesterday. What is it?

Tomorrow is given. Tomorrow is a gift. And today is a present. No, it's tomorrow's a gift. Live laugh and live laugh. Dance like no one's watching. Success isn't owned, it's leased. Yeah.

Dance like no one's watching. Live laugh love. Tomorrow is a gift. Today is a gift. That's why we call it a present. Oh, that's good too. Oh, fuck. Damn it. Wait, no, I got it. I'm got it. I found it.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why it's called the present. There it is, Jake. Thank you. Champagne for all my real friends and real pain for all my sham friends. Yes, I like that. I like that. I bought a book of toast the other week. It's amazing. I just

was the honor to honor. It's the perfect toilet reading thing. Honor. What is it? I don't know. That's a real toast. Everyone who's 20 years old thinks it's the funniest thing ever. I remember I thought it was

funny. If you can't honor. To have and to honor. If you can't commit or come honor. To honor. Oh, here we go. Not safe for work. Every time I see the not safe for work

is getting honor to staying honor. If you can't come in or come on. Yeah, there you go. That was guy stuff around 19 years old is like, dude, that is the funniest thing that's ever been made. And you say it once in like a mixed crowd is like, nope. Yeah, that's not funny.

But yeah, you know, this is quote like he's this is the honest love fest and he deserves it. He really does like it. It's he's been incredible and that quote was awesome. They still got one to say. I also think the most amazing part of that quote was

that he just he just thought of saying that in the spur of the moment. Somebody was like, tell tell us how you remain humble and he like thought about it and gave a thoughtful answer. There's a plan that ended up sounding like like poetry. Yeah, it might have been a plant, but you could see him like thinking about what to say. It's

like you should be like you are a Greek philosophy. Yeah, yeah, that's amazing. The I also think the way the bucks are doing it because it's like it's the opposite of everything that they were the last few years where they were kind of the front runners best team in, you know, the regular season, get punched in the mouth

in the playoffs. You know, remember they won those first two games against the Raptors and then the Raptors made an adjustment and they never made a counter adjustment. The the bucks entire playoffs, you know, this year has been counter adjustments and fighting back. Giannis gets hurt. Like it's just been fantastic

to watch. I was thinking about it like all the way back to game one of the playoffs remember when the heat went to overtime with him like, Oh, this is going to be a tough series for him. And it's just they're completely different team and game six in Milwaukee at night, the Brewers were going to play

that night game as first report on part of my take last week, Christian Yelich, they've moved that game to what 330 for Christian Yelich hit a homerun with 19 away boys Christian Yelich will probably be at the game chugging at least a full beer. Yes, hopefully hitting a couple homeruns during the day. Yep.

Also shout out to the reporter. Did you see this that asked Devin Booker who's sitting next to Chris Paul they're doing the joint interview and he said how sorry do you or how bad do you feel for Chris Paul right now and Devin just like looked at the guy and Chris Paul looked over at him

like you better not fucking answer that question. Yeah, he goes how frustrated are you for Chris Paul right now. That's a great question. It is a great question. Take some balls to ask that question. I have some a woe number that's not going to really translate to a

podcast but I'm going to say it anyway and I want to want to just preface it with saying my neighbor told me this so if it sounds really stupid blame him. If it sounds great it's all my credit. Your neighbor JJ Redick? No, not JJ Redick. Okay. My neighbor told

me this about the box. He's a box fan. Okay, so he said they crunched the numbers and there's going to be a tattoo. Someone's going to a lot of people are going to tattoo this in Milwaukee if they end up winning on Tuesday night. The box this playoffs are going to go a perfect

sequence of four wins, two losses, two wins, a loss, two wins, a loss, two wins, a loss, two wins, two losses and four wins. It's exactly, it's four two, two, one, two, one,

two, one, two, two, four. Okay. Again, I preface it. Did you hear the preface? Four, two, I said that this could be very stupid and it probably is, but someone's going to get a tattoo of it and I want to just say shout out that's a cool tattoo.

I feel like I'm missing something though. What makes it a perfect sequence of numbers? It's exactly, it's it's a race car. Oh, it's a palindrome. It's a palindrome. Yeah, there it is. Same same four inches backwards. You got it. I probably didn't say it correctly but that's it. Yeah, they're going to end

both. They're going to end the play out. They're going to start the playoffs with four straight wins. They're going to end it with four straight wins. In between, it was exactly two, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, two. Okay, so palindrome. Yes. Got it. That's a cool that would be cool.

It would be cool. It's so hard. Like, look at it written out. See, that's kind of cool. No one say if it happens. Yeah, I know. You just mushed it from happening. You probably should have held on to that. I want to get ahead of it. Now it's definitely not going to happen. Get that tattoo right now.

Someone get that tattoo today. No one gives send it to us. No one gives. I'll give you $100 gift card to the Barstool store. Jeff Fisher had a lot of palindrome records as well. That's true. No one says anything about it. Again, I said it was, listen, blame my neighbor. If it's stupid, blame my neighbor. I said that right at the beginning. Oh, I don't

think it's stupid at all. I just, I think it's still then I get the credit. I think it's stupid that you said it today as opposed to saying it after they won on Tuesday. Well, I'm calling my shot, I guess. You know what though? Our podcast is going to be so chalk filled with show on Wednesday that a stat even that fun probably wouldn't have

had a chance to make this. Yeah, exactly. We wouldn't be able to sneak it in. So there you go. Someone get that tattoo today. $100. I will send you a because you can always explain it away if you don't. How many numbers are in that? One, two, three. This is my princess.

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. Eleven numbers. Okay. Eleven numbers. That's wild. Yeah, that is wild, huh? Oh, here's another one. Four and then the middle numbers one and the last number's four. That's Milwaukee's

area coat. Now that's cool. So that's hidden in there. In there. So what you're going to have to do is you're going to get the numbers and then you're going to get those like either outlined and green or bolded. Yes. So like really pops up. Yes. What's the logitude, latitude points of that? It's that exact logic.

Longitude. It's that was crazy. The logic to zero is there is no logic behind this. All those numbers that is Milwaukee's exact logic logic to yes, yes. Hey, I don't know. It's stupid.

It's stupid. Billy, I thought you'd like that. You like that? All right, cool. Anything else about this game? I'm excited for games for game six on Tuesday to PFT's question earlier in 2020. There were 119 baby boys named J.R.U.E.

That's going to be the next Jalen. So Jalen Rose was like the first Jalen. Now everybody that's getting drafted in the U.B.A. is named Jalen. Can you look up ten years ago how many babies were named Drew? Because I would expect it would be on an upward trajectory. Like two.

Got it? Eleven. Wow. So we're building something. I can't wait. It's like AMC. Yeah. It's like I do every year in every name. Do PFT commenters? Dorothy's?

How do you want to spell it? D-O-R. Yeah, they're none. With a Y or an E. D-O-R. I've never seen it. Oh, T-H-Y. An A you said? E.A. Oh, E.A. Wow. I feel like I've seen that before. Really?

At a strip club? Yeah. Give me a Dorothy. Dorothy what year? This year. Twenty-twenty. Think about a baby Dorothy. There are five hundred and fifty-nine baby girls named Dorothy. Wow.

That's really not that. Give me a status update on Agnes. What was the A-G-N-E-S? What was the thing that... 182. Wow, that's a dying name. There are more Drew's than Agnes's now. We've crossed that line. No, it was 119 Drew's.

Well, next year. Especially after what we saw happen the other night. Probably a lot of babies conceived in Milwaukee last night. What was the hard knocks bit? Who did that when they were like talking about babies? Antonio Cremardi? No, not that one. Fuck, I can't even remember.

That was actually a rip-off bit from a comedian that was like you ever meet a baby named George or something like that? But who was it? Who did that? I forget. I want to say fuck Riley. No, it wasn't. It was the corner. Who's the guy who got in the fight in Pittsburgh? Todd Haley. Todd Haley.

It was him. He was definitely him. So Todd Haley was repurposing old bits for hard knocks. What about... Hit me with a Joan. How many Joans we got cooking now? J-O-A-N? Yeah. 171 boys, 137 girls. Oh!

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Okay, Calla Morikawa. Oh, boy. That was... He was insane. It was dominant. Wins the Open Championship. What did they call him after? Like, the golfer of the year? Yeah, you win the golfer of the year. It's fucking sick. Title. Yeah.

It's an awesome... It's a low-key, great, great trophy. There's a part of me that thinks I would rather win the Open Championship than the Masters. Yeah. Nah. No. It's just so much class here. It's just so good coming off your tongue and I was like, nope. Did you hear how much class it sounds though?

Yeah, I did. For a second I was into it and then I was like, nah, I still rather win the Masters. For so many years, after the fact, you just get to hear Scottish people address you as the Open Championship winner. Yeah. And that's just a badass thing to hear. He was awesome though. So Calla Morikawa went bogey-free

in the final round of both of his major wins. Basically saying, he's the only player in the last 25 years to win multiple majors with bogey-free final rounds. He was incredible. It was pretty much a no-doubter after there was a moment on Saturday where he fell back.

I want to say he fell back three strokes and then he was like, nah, I'm good. And then just took over and did it all and he had a nice speech after. Good guy. It's a good guy show. Did he thank us? Well, kind of. It was kind of understood.

Nobody did you hear his speech? No. He said, we don't do it enough where we look to the people next to us and just say thank you. So he did kind of thank us. Yeah, we were next to him. Yeah, he said thank you. You know what? You're welcome, Calla. You're welcome, Calla. Calla does seem like a good guy.

He would definitely be in our golf crew if we had space for him. We can't open it up for everybody and I think he's a good person or root for him. Root for him absolutely every time unless it's one of our main dudes that are about to win.

He shoots the lowest round on Sunday. Yeah, they should. Because Brooks gets the golden... He just ran out of time. The golden spikes. Yeah, he ran out of time. And then we had two like insane stories with our other two guys. Will Zalatoris got hurt,

which I felt bad for. He had to withdraw. He also missed that putt, so we hope he gets better. And then Max Homa, the craziest story of all weekend, he made the cut. No one saw it coming. It was like a normal wake up for me. I woke up at like 10.30 a.m.

and Max Homa was teeing off at the Open Championship. I was like, I know that guy. Are you sure you're not supposed to be in the crowd? I was like, that's Max, the guy that's on Twitter, right? Holy fuck, he's a golfer? I just assumed, I think what happened is that he probably shared a private jet with Colin,

so they probably just let him make the cut no matter what. The TV graphics were so confused, they put him as Max Homer for a little bit. I love that. I know, congrats to our guy Max Homa for making the cut. It was good. It was a good moment.

I feel bad for Oost Hooson. Dude, he can't... No, what was Francesca called? Oost Hooson. Because he is Mr. Saturday. He's Mr. Moving Day. He always shows up at the top of the scoreboard for about an hour on Saturday afternoon.

He's the major's version of Tony Finau. He's a bridesmaid, always a bridesmaid. Yeah, he's just leveled up Tony Finau. It sucks. Every single, yeah, it sucks for him. And then Bryson, good job, good effort, dude. What did you finish, like, 60th? Well, he also had...

He tied Brooks for the Golden Spikes Award on Sunday. There's also some... It's not just Brooks. So people were like, hey, it's Brooks versus Bryson. Did you see Justin Thomas? He had a... He commented on an Instagram post that basically said

where I'm trying to find it right now. It was saying, like, you know, repeating everything that Bryson had said and he was like, I can't believe the mad scientist didn't figure this one out or something like that. Like, essentially making fun of him. Oh, here it is, I got it. Never would have thought swinging it

135 plus miles per hour it'd be hard to drive it straight. You'd think Mr. Physics would know that. Yeah. Nice, Justin Thomas. Welcome to the... Welcome on the show anytime. Thank you so much. Thank you.

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Thank you. happy. That was the quote. He's an eight-year-old. He said he's an eight-year-old. He's never happy. But yeah, shout out Colin Morkawa. Awesome. Yeah, awesome. And I, I, I do love him. His second time ever playing Link's golf. He played the week, the week before the Scottish Open and then wins the Open Championship. And it was something about the British Open. I think it's just the timing of it is always such a nice pleasure. Like you, you finish, like he wanted it one o'clock. And then I was like, okay, cool. Done for the day. Like, gonna go for a walk. That was nice. It was also, I think it was on the anniversary of the John Vandeveld Meltdown at Carnousty. Yes.

I just like every time I tune in for the Open Championship, I need to see just a picture of him standing in that black water with his shoes off, thinking about hitting the ball out of it. He has trousers all the way up to his knees. His trousers. And, and then Mike Torrico being like, oh no, he's not going to do this. What is going on in his brain? He's not. So somebody needs to slap some sense into him. Yes. That is, I think that is the, that's the most hilarious Meltdown of all time. That, I think we did this for Mount Rushmore season, by the way, starting soon. I think we did the moments that we wish Twitter existed for. That was a big mess. Incredible. Because that would have been an all-timer. It was incredible. Like he's standing

in the water on the 18th hole. He had a three-stroke lead, I think, going into it. Yeah, just gonna hit the side of the water. Get a six. And that's all you need. And he's trying to hit the ball out of the water until his caddy slaps him. He also had a great spin zone afterwards when they asked him about like melting down. He was like, what is everybody making a big deal about this for? Like it's a game. Like it's a game of golf. It's a sport. Yeah, no one's, I don't care. I'm not going to care tomorrow. And then Jack Nicholas was like, oh, he's going to care. Yeah, he's gonna care. Call that the coach. Okay. You lose. Just say it's a game. It's a sport. You know, it's a sport. It's not life or death. All right. Little F1 talk. It was electric. Also,

we have a this league moment. I don't know if, so Max for stopping who I think we're going to have on the show eventually. Ain't no stopping. We're, we're fans of his or fans of the sport. And he's the best at the sport right now. All time salty Instagram post after. So he got crashed by Lewis Hamilton in the first lap. Lewis Hamilton goes on to win afterwards for stopping posts. First of all, I'm glad I'm okay. It was quite an impact of 51 Gs, but feeling better. Obviously very disappointed with being taken out like this. The penalty given does not help us in any way and doesn't do justice to the dangerous move Lewis made on the track. Watching the celebrations after the race while still in the hospital is disrespectful

and unsportsmanlike behavior, but we move on. It's, he basically could have just summed it up with stay classy Lewis Hamilton. And that's, that's a tough look no matter what. Is he mad that he watched a television while he was in the hospital? No, he's mad. They, well, he is an all time like hyper competitive guy, which is good because that's why he's one of the best drivers, if not the best driver right now in the world. But part of being hyper competitive to a sick nature is that you can't lose well. And so he's mad that he was in the hospital and they were celebrating and they didn't stop the sport for him. Okay. You're disrespecting Lewis Hamilton right now, by the way. Why? Max is the best right now. He hasn't won shit. I know, but right now he's number one in the

the media board. By like, I guess, I mean, the constructors are up three points. Mercedes is right on their ass. Yeah, but it, yeah. Lewis Hamilton brings home champions. Did I stutter? No, I'm just saying like you're, he's won. You're, you're, you're being, yeah, I guess. I mean, Lewis Hamilton's a go, but Max for stopping is the best race car driver right this second. You want to say car? That's fine. It's like a Brady Rogers argument we're having here. But he's, he's leading right now. Right now. Yeah. Yeah. Right now. When Lewis Hamilton wins championships every year, I actually took Lewis Hamilton's side. I thought that he, Rubin's racing, they cut my favorite part about it is they call it a racing incident,

which I really do think similar to how the rebranding shark attacks, like a bang bang targeting call that doesn't, isn't targeting, but it's like, Hey, the guy moved at the last second and they hit helmets. It's a football. It's a football incident. No, it's a football incident. Okay. The referee just come out and be like, listen, I looked at the tape, football incident, play on. Well, that's, that's what they do after a catch is like, is there an act common to the game of football? Football incident. Football incident happened. Let's keep playing. And so my, my whole thing is I can't get up for the F1 races in order to watch them live because I'm still not caught up yet. So now I feel like if I watch a race, it's a spoiler alert because

they're going to talk about stuff that happened in the races like the last couple of weeks. So I need to step my game up a little bit. So wait, which do you need to push push? I do need to push. You know what? That's what I'll do tomorrow. Push, push. That's what I'll do tomorrow. Yeah, just out. You know what? When you fire it up, call me and I'll just say push, push, push, push, which, which is the Canadian billionaire son that I'm rooting for. The guy, wait, because there are two of them. There's one guy that's on Williams. I want the shitty one. Lin. Oh, I don't know what the other one is. Lance Stroll is the only one that matters. Lance Stroll. His dad's, his dad's like a billionaire, like evil. Okay. That's the one

that is the guy that anyone on Twitter with a rose avatar next thing wants to eat. Yeah. Okay. Then eat. You're right. I'm a Lance Stroll guy. The other guy only got his job because his dad's a billionaire. Not Lance Stroll. Yeah. Earned not given. Earned not given. I, so you thought I was disrespectful to Lewis Hamilton? A little bit. Yeah. I mean, you're just like talking like Max which happens, got the championship, you know, you're right already. Today changed everything. Yeah. I can't, it's the standing. They're not, they're not by a lot though. I, I had to change everything. Today changed everything. You were talking about it. I was like, am I, am I wrong? Or is like, they're a very close lead between one and two and Lewis Hamilton has won all the

championships in the past. So why won this year? Going into today, if that crash doesn't happen, Verstappen's got a better car, he won, you know, he was sitting pole position. He probably wins and that's a different story, but you're right. It's a smart move by Lewis. Yeah. Yeah. I have no problem with it. It's a, it's a fucking racing incident. Yeah. Guess what? Guys race. You race hard. I do like whenever someone is just, whenever someone's at the top of their game and they're so competitive and they just can't, like they become the source losers possible. It's, it's actually kind of fun to watch because. Broken wrist. Max Verstappen, yeah, is, has probably been in that exact spot on the other side where he's pushed someone or crashed someone. He's like,

hey, Rubbins race. Was that the, that was the British F1 race? British Grand Prix. Do they all take place in weird time zones or is there everyone that like Austin? Yeah. In Canada. That will be like the episode too. Like cause all the episodes kind of go the same way, but it will be the beginning will be like Max Verstappen doing that. And then it will be like the end. It will be the British and him getting it like fucked over. Yeah. We should, you know, we should do like when they do come to the United States after the race, we should just write what the next F1 drive to survive episode should be. Yeah. And then just see how close we get it. I do. It is kind of fucked up in, in your head now, like with the way television works is you watch something live and you're like,

I can't wait to watch that in six months. You know why? They'll be kept because when they show it in six months, it's going to be different cameras. Yeah. The cameras are going to be shot at like a different frames per second. And they have the announcer do like, do a new announcing of every single event, which is kind of sick. Have you ever, I didn't figure that out. So like halfway through the first season, I was like, why is this announcer so locked in on the race between like 10th and 11th is like, Oh, you idiot. He re does all this. Have you ever DVR the game that you were at and then gone home? Oh, yeah. That's fun to do the best part about being a sports fan is going to a game and then watching Sports Center after and like, Oh, that's sick. I was there. And so

some, I used to do this like back in college. I went to a couple of Washington football team games back then and we would watch the game at the stadium and then we go back and we'd play the commentary and then be like, see, here with the Nantra saying right now, here with Marks Flair, they're saying I said that to you like two hours. Yep. Yep. I spotted that. Yep. Only other thing I had before we get to who's back was the Yankee fans. Just this is the second time this year where it seems like Yankee fans are just walking around with baseballs in the stadium. Yeah. I'm still so confused. Was there any video that showed the player getting hit with a ball because I've only seen the aftermath? No, I haven't seen that. And I when it happened, I was like,

Oh, that's a scummy thing. But maybe it's, you know, a home run ball. He throws it back, whatever that happens. But then I remembered that wasn't it earlier this year that the, there was a delay in the game because there was baseball. Yeah. It was like, are Yankee fans just showing up to Yankee stadium with baseballs in their pocket? I mean, okay, first of all, we have two Yankee fans on the couch. Is that a thing? It's not a thing, but you sometimes do. It happens. No, people bring balls to the game. You can't keep balls out of games. Yeah. Disavow those fans. Yeah. Yeah. So first of all, I was going to say we disavow the throwing of baseballs at players on the field. However,

however, that was a fucking hose that that guy has. Like that's rookie of the year. That is the intro to rookie of the year where he just drills somebody in the outfield. Was it right after a home run or no? I think it was in the middle of just a thing. I'm not positive. I do think there's like a, I don't know, maybe call it one minute after a home run that if a ball hits a, like that's not, I don't know if he'd necessarily meant to do that. He threw it back. But guys throw balls back. Yeah. The guy that hit, the guy that hit. Wait, but that makes no sense because they were in this. Wait, wasn't that, it was never

mine. Wasn't that a Yankee stadium? That might have been a Red Sox fan though, when, when Stanton was running around or maybe that was that. Also, I disavow my back into the infield. Yeah. No, I disavow my own comment because now that I'm thinking about it, the Red Sox from the outfields, that makes no sense. I might reavow your comment because there's a chance that maybe the Red Sox hit that home run ball at the end of the previous inning and that guy still had it. It was still kind of like a burning of his glove. And if that happened before the next inning starts, before the next inning starts. No, because then he meant to do it. It's got, you got one minute. You got one minute to throw it back and that's it.

Shout out to guys at Wrigley who bring a ball. They do the, they, they bring a ball in their gloves. So if they catch an opposing team's home run, they keep that one and throw the other one back. It's a smart move. Yeah. I got it. It was in between the sixth inning. The ball was tossed up then into the stands and a chance immediately began for the fan to throw the ball back. Okay. So they hit him. Oh, so he, so Verdugo threw it up. Probably him. Yeah. Okay. Now this gets murky because there were eight, the whole stands are saying throw it back. Everyone that said throw it back. That's inciting the Bronx zoo. Yeah. They also were playing the game through like a, they called it straight up downpour. So bizarre. They called the game and so he actually

hit him. Looked like there was going to be a fight for a second. Now that fan is banned for life from all MLB. Should, should, oh really? All 30 parts. That's actually a huge flex. Yeah. What if, what if they get a new, if the rays move to Montreal, wait, but I, is that a thing that's going to happen? I think there were talks of it, right? I think, I think you're confused though. I, when I say that's a huge flex, I'm saying for the fan. Yeah. Yeah. Like that's the greatest thing to be able to say like, Hey, I cannot go to any baseball game. If you're going to get banned from one, get banned from all, because then you're the guy who's like, Hey, Hey Joe, you want to go to a game? No, I literally, I cannot. Which sports do you think would be the coolest to say you got

banned from all the arenas for? I think, I think it would be football. Don't have to ever go. I know. I was going to say, because then that just like, I'd rather be watching Red Zone on Sundays with Scott Hansen. Yeah. Yeah. With Scott Hansen. Yeah. But then like Sunday, if the WFT go to the Super Bowl, that sucks. No, again, I think I'd rather watch it on TV. I don't know. There's certain games you'd like to maybe go see in person. I mean, the chances of them going to a Super Bowl. Yeah, that's true. That's fair. All right. Let's get to who's back of the week. Who's back of the week is brought to you by our friends at the cash app. The cash app is back. Buying and selling Bitcoin is back. Playing the stock market,

it's back. So go check it out right now. The cash app is officially back. Download the cash app. Enter the referral code barstool. You get $10 free, $10 to the ASPCA when you download the cash app from the app store, Google Play Store today. So go download the cash app. It is the best app in the world. We love the cash app. Cash app, cash app, cash app. Who's back of the week? Hank. I have a couple who's backs. My first one is the Kells brothers. Yeah. Kells, Kells brothers. Kelsey's. Kells brothers. Kells. Kells. Kells. Kells. Apparently, everyone has been calling Travis and his brother by the wrong name for their entire career. His brother Jason. It's pronounced Kells. What? Yeah, there's like a TikTok Travis Kelsey was saying and he's like, yeah,

people just always call me Kelsey. So I went with it, but it's pronounced Kelsey. It's too late. If you let me get away with calling you a certain name for like a year, I'm not changing it. Also, he sucks now. Whoa. No, I'm just saying like, if you told me the chiefs have Travis Kells, I'm like, well, they're not going to win anything. It's a rebrand. Kelsey is like Travis. Like, I don't know. It's got some swag to it. No offense to his name, but yeah. Yeah. Like Tyrod Taylor was great until he changed his name to Tyrod. You know what's interesting. So you're not going to respect that. You're just going to keep going with Kelsey. Listen, yeah, I think if you're asking any man over the age of 30 years old, if you've been

pronouncing a name a certain way for longer than five years, they'll never change it. Never. I still call him John Wooten, but the question is there's one person in this room that should probably change the pronunciation. Will he Billy? No, just kidding. Jake. Yeah. If I ever call his game, I'd make sure to know what if you're calling like a, when we're in the gambling cave this fall, I will take that out seriously. So you will call him Travis Kells. However it says in the pronunciation guy in the game notes. Well, that's a little, that's the point of it. Interesting. So you think that everyone has just gone, like has read that? And you think what's breaking down for me real quick? Is the pronunciation of the game notes wrong or is it that people are saying this is

just what his name is? We're going to say it this way. I think sometimes the SID or the communication specialist just puts it out there without confirming with the player and it just snowballs from there. Yeah. So you're calling that person lazy. No. So there's, there is a patient zero in the Kells, Kelsey due to do. Yeah. We got to find that guy and have him hung. I actually, I actually think that this is, it's bullshit. Something to me smells like there's an ad deal out there. I feel like there's an ad deal lingering under the surface. I haven't figured out exactly what it is yet, but you have, you have two brothers that are playing the NFL. Are they going to open a bar? Maybe, maybe. Yeah. Like Kells Bells or something like that.

So they've been in the league for so long, both of them playing at a very high level. All their teammates call them Kelsey. All of them. Like Patrick Mahomes is like, what's up, bring your names, Kells? Like he, he made like public statements. Tariq Hill said the same thing too. Like you have not told me that this is how you pronounce your name. I like this. There's, I'm just saying, I smell either a Kimmel incident or I smell some sort of sponsorship lingering under the surface. And who created Tik Tok? Chinese. No, Patrick Mahomes brother. Oh yeah. True. Connect all the dots. LeBron James. All right. Hank. My other one, I don't know if this was PFTs, but if it was, you can take it.

Javel McGee. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. He's all the way back. Dude, Javel McGee, he's on the Olympic team now. He is the funniest athlete of all time. I think he might be my favorite NBA player, because there'll be times when he is the best athlete on the court. And then five seconds later, he will look like he has never played the sport of basketball before. And he does something that nobody else in the history of the game has done. Like try, like he, he'll, he'll do a 360 dunk on somebody. And then on that next defensive possession, have the ball like hit him in the stomach and get trapped in his pants. He's a great addition. He's a great addition to Team USA. He's so slapped something like this. And now they have it. There's a chance that they don't meddle.

I was thinking about it. I think they're actually going to win the gold. I think they're doing a little rope of dope. This is a great rope of dope. If it involves, I heard a story, a little birdie told me that the boys are maybe having some fun in Vegas. Okay. So they're maybe doing some drinking before games. And that might be why they're playing drunk. No, they're just, you know, they were out the night before. They're, it's a tune up. They're not taking this seriously. Once they take it seriously, they'll beat everyone. That's a dangerous attitude to have. That's what I heard. It's a global game now, big kid. That's what I heard. I got the, uh, Barsal Sportsbook gold medal odds. USA still have your favorite at minus two 50, Spain's next to plus 600.

I, I, yeah, I just, I can't, I won't believe it until I see it. It would be very funny if we didn't meddle. Yeah, I would. It's the, it's the US soccer. US soccer. Like if we're going to, if we're not going to be good at something, be the worst. Yeah. Be so far that we can make fun of it. Yeah. Well, that dovetails perfectly because my who's back is us men's soccer. We won our group stage in the conca calf gold cuff tournament of friends championship. So that's a trophy. So we got another trophy. We beat Canada one nil. I feel like we should be beating Canada by way more than one goal, but you know what wins a win. You know, we, we parked the bus. We, yeah, we did. We got that early. We scored in the first 20 seconds of the game and then nothing happened for the rest

of the 90 minutes. My other who's back is football guys are back and Vanderbilt specifically, their coach, Clark Leah, Clark Lee. I don't know how to pronounce it. He was a defensive coordinator at Notre Dame. He took away every single number from every single player in the program. He said, we're going to earn everything in this program. We shared when asked why his players don't have numbers on their jerseys until we understand that we rent those numbers. We don't own them until we are ready to work within them and leave them better for the next person to wear them. That will come and I'm not going to put a timeline on that. I love it just because Vanderbilt, uh, no offense to Vanderbilt, but what I'm going to say is going to be offensive. Their peak

in terms of like being a football program is to maybe start like four and O against weak opponents and then get really excited for Alabama and lose by 50. Yeah, that's the best that they're looking. I was going to say like being being less than a touchdown underdog in an in conference game is a massive win for Vanderbilt. Yeah, like six and six in the Liberty Bowl. That's Oh, that's an amazing season. Yes. Yeah. So it actually just occurred to me that while they're doing this football guy stunt where they're taking away all the numbers from players in practice, that's probably going to make it quite a bit more difficult for coaches to evaluate how good, how good the players are. Pop off the tape. Can you imagine watching tape

like from the scissorless looking down? Well, probably not because he's where he came from, but, um, like watching that film and trying to identify who's who and just not being able to tell who your good players are and just fucking yourself over for entire year because you gave, you know what though, they're all going to be equally good because you gave them this stunt. They're right trying to earn that number Vanderbilt's back. All right. My who's back is the Beatles. I was watching Paul McCartney's got a new documentary on Hulu. I think they also have a new Beatles documentary coming out in like a month and also who's back is I didn't realize this until I tweeted that I was watching on Friday night. There's, I guess, a large part of,

not a large part, but I would say a decent amount of the internet is now just co-opted the take that the Beatles suck and it's blows my mind. It was one of the first true times that I was getting mad. I was, I felt like an old guy being like, you guys don't respect anything because it's like you, music is subjective. You could say you, you don't like personally like the Beatles. You could say you don't listen to the Beatles. All those are acceptable things, but saying they just suck is crazy. What do you think is crazy? You're saying the Beatles suck? Would that be like saying Drake sucks hypothetically? Yeah, I didn't mean to walk you into it. No, no. Well, because I went through this. Yes. I went through this myself about a year ago,

a year and a half ago. I realized like, hey, maybe I just haven't given Drake a shot. But it's just such a try hard thing to say. And I listened to it. I was like, not you, do I say the Beatles? No, I get it. But I know where maybe that person was because when I saw the person tweet at you, I was like, that is the dumbest thing to say that the Beatles suck. And objectively, like you, you can not like it. Right. But like the Beatles are, don't suck. They're like music that is occurring right now would not happen if it wasn't for the Beatles. Right. And yeah, that's actually very similar to what I went through with Drake. And I if I can change and you can change, we all can change. I was just shocked. Turns out like popular music is

typically popular for a reason. Right. It was just it was just bizarre because I never even like thought that that was a thing people were were now running with that like the Beatles fucking suck. It's just such a weird thing. I think it's just looking. One guy did it looking for attention, got the attention and now a bunch of people just do it for that same attention. I think I'm going to become a music sucks guy. You know what? Music is just trash. Again, it's subjective. If you listen to music, try hard. I'm not. The Beatles are not in my top 10 bands or on my top 20 bids. It's like to say they suck is crazy. It's crazy. You got a John London impersonation. No, no. At my back. All right. Jake, you got a who's back. Yeah. Too

soon. The Toronto Blue Jays with the emphasis on Toronto. Oh, they're returning July 30th for the first time since pre covid. Hell yeah. The city. Yeah. In the country. Very good for the city. But it's fat ass back there called the six pft. The six. Oh, I know they called the six. You can get the did it is up there. The good ones that pop that codeine. Absolutely. Good one. Jake and then Billy. You got some. The PMT bump is back. Yeah. Not only did Colin Morakawa win, but Christian Yelich hit a home run and Dave Jouse won. Yeah. The Mets had a I think a couple ejections in the first inning. He coached the rest of the game. They had an unbelievable comeback today. Well, so he also went on to the field last Friday, I think, right? Yeah, no, he's been on

the field a couple times. They've had a couple. He's the best. He is the best bench coach in Major League Baseball at stepping in between the manager and the umpire. Yeah, he's really quick on that. And he always knows where the camera is. I think unintentionally, but his back always goes to the camera. So you can see very clearly this is a Jeff special. I also just speaking really quick of the Mets. I our colleague, Frank, the tank, if you were ever to get a tweet framed or put one into what is it? What's the library in DC that holds everything? That's Library of Congress. Library of Congress. Yeah. I think that Frank's tweet about the Mets, it would be the one that he did. I mean, he does a hundred a night. But, uh,

horn, I gotta find, oh, I'm so cursed. Everything I touch is cursed. But the second cursed, he fucked up and it's C U T S E D. So yeah, so he has typo in the second curse. So it's actually like it's better than Shakespeare. I'm so cursed. Everything I touch is cursed and he spells that cursed incorrectly. Yeah. That's how cursed he is. Yeah. I was like, that's, it's just, it's special. He also said Michael con O for toe as in like O for four or whatever it would be. And then like two seconds after tweet that out can for to hit a home run. Flood and curse strikes again. All right. Uh, I think it's time we do the space jam to review PFT. You have a couple of ads before we get to it before we get to space jam. Want to talk to you guys about me on these. I love me on these

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Everyone in the movie dies. Yeah. And then Tony kills Christopher. Oh, I got, I had people get really mad at me about that. Well, you're on the Jersey Shore. I'm sure they would. Yeah. It gets disrespectful. Good. Billy, Billy, Billy, his assignment. Let's be fair. We gave him an assignment. We did give him an assignment. He brought in six people's worth, five people's worth because he forgot Jake's orders of Chipotle into the movie theater in his pants. And the best part was he did this while Hank and PFT walked into the movie theater with backpacks. And it was, I don't think he realized it until afterwards. Like you didn't need to do that. He loaded up his cargo pants. It was a great

performance by you. We ate burritos inside the movie theater. Well, also Big Cal, let's set the stage outside when he was, he was loading up his pants with the Chipotle. He was doing so directly in front of the giant window that was right in front of the ticket taker so they could see Billy like sneaking all this stuff. Like he was just putting burritos into his pants, full burritos, one after the other. And then there was a guy that was standing outside in line who was just staring at Billy mouth wide open saying that guy's a genius. And I was, I think my exact quote was please don't encourage him more because again, PFT and Hank had huge backpacks that they walked in it with and no one said anything. Also, let's just put yourself in that guy's mindset. Like he

sees somebody putting burritos into their pants and he's like, that's fucking brilliant. I never thought pants were burritos. Great job. Also, I think what made it look even better was the outfit that Billy was rocking. So he's got the camouflage ravens. Yeah. Yeah. The camouflage cargo shorts. You had a wolf sweater. Oh, no, no, no, those are pants or cargo pants. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. Do they unzip? Do they unzip? No, are they convertibles? These ones. You don't see cargo pants often these days. He's got the thong sandals on too. Yeah, this is great work. Pants and sandals is a wild combination. Billy does it all the time. It's so easy. I mean, like what? I hate putting on socks. But you put on the pants.

Well, I had to get the cargo. Yeah, that's true. At least you're not wearing those weird toe shoes all the time. I'm very disappointed on the state of movie theater security nowadays. Yeah, there's like four people working these days and they ran out of popcorn. Like any business they can get. Yeah, exactly. In high school. Time has changed. It was nice going back to a movie theater. I think it'd been, what, two years all of us have been there. I think all of our last movies was 1917. Yeah. Yeah, 1917 or Knives Out. I couldn't remember, but the, I don't know which one came after 1917 came after. It was though nice. It was a reminder like still got it, you know, like when you shoot a shot or

you like run a mile, you're like, ooh, I still got it. I finished every single one of my snacks, including a burrito before the movie started. That's pretty good. And I sat back and I was like, yep, still got it. Cause there's, I mean, who doesn't do that where you get the large popcorn, a candy and maybe another candy and you sit there for the first 20 minutes and you just go to town and then the movie starts. You're like, well, I'm all out of snacks. It was very, you did not feel secure walking in the movie theater with backpacks. Nobody even bothered to like look inside your backpack at all. So we get up there, we start eating our snacks. We watch the movie after the movie's over. Everybody leaves. I noticed that Billy is rummaging through his seat

and I can't figure out why he's getting like his flashlight app out and really shining it underneath the seat, trying to move the cushions around. He had lost his wallet in the seat and the search for the wallet went on so long that it had emptied out entirely. The employees were walking into the movie theater to clean things out. They saw Billy had moved because it was one of the big chairs. Billy had moved, had pushed it out of the aisle and was crawling underneath it. They're like, sir, sir, are you okay? Sir, can we help you? He's doing a little remodeling over here. And so then two people had to come help Billy look for his phone inside of his chair, or excuse me, his wallet inside of the chair. And Billy, what happened? Where was your wallet?

It was at the front desk. Yeah, it wasn't there at all. I think it's good performance. I think you need to bring back chain wallets, Billy. I think I will start wearing a chain. Yeah. All right. So the movie itself, how should we do this? Because I don't know. I don't know where we have not said a word to each other about the movie since we walked out of the movie. Can I come clean with a confession? Well, I have one too. Want to say at the same time? Yeah. Three, two, one. I need to sleep for like a minute. You did? I was dozing. I was trying so hard. And then it was one of those things where the harder you try, like I dozed off. I miss probably like the,

I woke up at halftime when Michael Jordan came in. Michael B Jordan. I think I missed the first, I missed the first like half of the game. I got God on that. I was like, holy shit, this movie's awesome. MJ's in it. You thought that MJ was coming in? I saw that coming a mile away. Dude, I was like, this is incredible. Well, because I also like, I wanted, it was actually a great, it was a great psychological test on everyone because if you're an MJ fan, you're like rooting it for, for actually being Michael Jordan. So then you can be like, oh, LeBron needed Michael Jordan in his movie. That's why LeBron would never do it. It would have been great though, if MJ had come in and LeBron got benched for the second half. Yes. Yes. All right. So I actually,

I hate to say it. I didn't hate it. I kind of liked it. That was what my confession was. Yeah. Okay. So I think that part of the reason why I didn't hate it is my dad brain. Like I now, I think my brain has been warped from watching cartoons all day where like I can watch a cartoon now and be like, I could see how this is funny to a kid. So that's part of it. And then at the end of it, it's like, it's a father son story. So it made me, got me a little sappy. It wasn't great, but I didn't, I didn't hate it. It was, it was good. I can turn my brain off and watch this. And I'm like, oh, there are the cartoons that I recognize. And the Looney Tunes are funny. They're fucking funny. Looney Tunes are objectively hilarious. When they do their Looney Tunes

shit, it's always funny. That was the best part when like, Bugs Bunny is just like whipping out a piano from behind his back and playing it. That's awesome. When, when Wiley Coyote is running into a wall, I will watch that every time and laugh at it. I have a couple of big bones to pick with LeBron James though. Oh, he's a terrible actor. Number one, no, horrible. He fucking killed Bugs Bunny. Okay. He, Bugs Bunny is dead. Wait, at the end, that was not, Bugs Bunny is not alive. That was a hallucination on LeBron James part because he was drinking too much wine before he dropped his son off at nerd school. That was not the real Bugs Bunny. He fucking killed Bugs, but Bugs Bunny sacrificed his life. No, well, you, okay. Yes, that's the leader of the team.

Yes. Thank you, Hank. It's the exact same scenario from the end of Tale of Two Cities, where that guy switches his body with Charles Darnay and gets executed for him to be the hero. That's that's what Bugs did. And LeBron James signed off on the script. He fucking murdered Bugs Bunny. I was more mad that I think it's just lame whenever a movie does like we kill this guy and then he's not dead. Yes. That fucking drives me. So that was stupid. That was stupid. Yes, stranger things. Exactly. You know what I actually think went into the script? I think that LeBron James might have a nerd son. And I think that and I think that LeBron James is an entire reason for making. Yeah. Space Jam to a new legacy. Correct. Was to show his son that he loves him, even though

his son doesn't want to be a basketball superstar. Yes. If you watched any of LeBron's videos and Instagram, I have not Rice Maximus, his middle child, like if you watch that movie, you're like, fuck, that kind of sucks. It like you just don't think I'll ever be good at basketball. He is good at basketball, but he's not as good as Ronnie Jr. He's a tank. The videos I've seen, like he's kind of a beast. I was surprised. He's like Kendrick Perkins. Yeah. He wears the glasses and like he is smaller because he's a little brother, but then in his grade versus kids, his size, like he's a beast. Yeah. But that movie, like if you watch that movie, if you're him, you're like, wait, dad, do you not think I'm good at basketball? Okay. Yeah. I had no idea about the

family dynamic, but I think I think it's a direct message. He decided most dads will be like, hey, son, I want you to do what you love and I'll support you in whatever endeavors you want. LeBron James is like, I'm going to make a multi hundred million dollar full length feature space jam too. And the plot will center around my love for my hypothetical nerd son. Yes. Yes. Yeah. No, he's a, that's a tough watch for Bryce. He definitely is going to, that's going to hurt his, his ego in terms of what, his future ego or past pride pride. The Don Cheedle character, I think I finally understand how NFTs work because like he was just doing, he was making NFTs in that computer, right? I'll go rhythm. Yeah. Al G rhythm. Al G rhythm. That

guy, Al, wait, Al G rhythm. His name is Al rhythm. Yeah. And the initial was G. Right. Got it. Okay. Yeah. NFTs algorithms. As far as I know, like Don Cheedle's character is just, he was God, right? Yes. He was Morgan Freeman in, in whatever that movie is Bruce Almighty. Yep. He was God. And, but then he got beat at the game that he controlled. Yeah. He's a terrible guy. And LeBron tried to go at, at Don Cheedle's character and Don Cheedle, I wrote down this line of dialogue. He said, I'm the king of this domain. I'm not your coach. Kind of a subtle dig that LeBron is uncoachable because he just parades all of his coaches. I like that. He had some good digs, Adam. Who? Cheedle. Yeah, I know. LeBron. That part was pretty well written. He's not a good actor,

right? Where, where Don Cheedle was like, uh, your, yeah, wait, your dad left again. Kind of his MO like he did in Cleveland, Miami, Cleveland again. Yep. What, what, at what point? And when he was like, uh, we lost the grace of all time, he's like, the jury's still out on that. Who, who do you think, uh, was the MVP of the tune squad? Cause I, I noticed right when the momentum changed. Uh, granny. That was when I was, I was gonna, no, I was gonna say that third court cause they come back in the third quarter. I thought granny was a superstar. Wiley Coyote's move of duplicating the basketballs to cut the lead. He cut the lead from like a thousand and 30 to 300 to a thousand and 30 to a thousand. He, that was that third quarter was a monster quarter. I, Wiley Coyote

probably put up, I don't know what the fuck he, that must have been, he must have put up 700 points in that. I think those are assists though, because I think road runner scored the basket cause road runner brought the ball over. No road runner was the feed. Yeah. Road runner was assisting with the feed, but that's Wiley Coyote's machine and he was also scoring himself. Remember he put the feed on top of the button. Yeah. So then he hit the button and then the basketballs went shooting out. There were a couple of things that multiplier was genius. I love that machine. I thought it was a second coolest machine that was in the entire movie. The coolest was just the normal ball feeder that LeBron James had on his court at his house where he just said ball and a

ball would come out to him. I want that. Yes. I want that so bad. Yes. The, but it was, I mean the two and squad, he needed to be bailed out by the two and squad. They put together an incredible second half, third quarter especially. Like that was, LeBron needed every little bit of help. He needed, that was, my, my greater point is like Kyrie Irving 2016 finals Wiley Coyote this game. I would also like to say that they should never make cartoons 3D ever. Yeah. Agreed. It's weird. And I think they even did probably a better job in this than most movies do when they try to do it. Like you remember when the Simpsons went 3D how fucking bizarre that was. Yep. It's never going to look good. It's never going to look good. It looks like they're trying to make like cartoon

porn. It's like gross. Yes. You don't add that extra dimension to it. You just don't do it. Some things, it's like going from 4k cameras to the 8k's on the fans. Sometimes things are just better. Right. The less you see of them. And cartoons are one of those things. All right. So I kind of liked it. I could see why kids would like it. It's a kids movie. I will pick apart a couple other things though. Duz LeBron just not care about concussions anymore because I counted. He got concussed like 15 times. Yeah. On one play. That, well that play and then he also got concussed when he ran into the force field. Yeah. He was absolutely concussed then. So he got concussed. He also got concussed a bunch of times when he was hanging out with

Bugs Bunny. I just, that's a bad message to send. He, I counted at least 15 concussions that LeBron had and not one person checked it out. I think that in the instance where he got hit in the head like multiple times by the Bulls right in a row, right in a row. He's probably making the argument that he probably was seeing seven rims after that and was aiming for the middle one. Yep. Notorious PIG was awesome. The rap. Just the tune squad. That's, I think that's really what it ended up being is like, I, the movie LeBron as an actor was not great. The movie was silly, but anything that the Looney Tunes does is fucking hilarious. And I just, I love them. I like, you don't, you don't see them very often because you're not, we're adults, but when you do

see them, you're like, man, they're fucking funny no matter what age you are. I think that it might even be underappreciated by like the kids these days or like even kids that are Billy and Jake's age because you guys had SpongeBob as like your go-to cartoon. That's what Looney Tunes was like for us. I think we need to reintroduce the kids to old school Looney Tunes stuff because I think it holds up. I think they should do a Looney Tunes jackass crossover. Like Looney Tunes does jackass because I could see them getting into these kind of hijinks all the time. I love Looney Tunes. I simply, I really do. I used to watch hours and hours. I forgot how much, how much they rule. The second that I saw Bugs Bunny on the TV or on the movie screen, I just immediately felt like a

nice wave coming over me like, oh yeah, I remember when I was nine. Yeah. When he, when he did, when he did the classic draw a tunnel in the side of a mountain, I was like, yep, that always plays. I will always fall for that trick. I think that Wetfire is one of those nicknames that is wasted on a sub-average player. Wait, who? You think Clay Thompson is a sub-average? No, I think in that game. Oh, got it. Yeah, yeah. Wetfire was not, he was neither, he was very wet. He was never fire. Right. He was too wet. Right. So like they, they put him in a fucking bucket. Yeah. He got absorbed by the giant red hairy guy like a mop. Yeah. You can't, it's like, it's like Durantula being wasted. Yes. It's a sweet ass nickname. And I feel like it was wasted on a terrible player in this game.

The Dame Time was the best. Yep. Why did they just make it Dame Time all the time? Yeah, they should have. Diana Terrasi, I felt like that was a little misogynistic. They're like, oh, if you're a girl boss, you also are a snake. Yeah. That doesn't make sense to me. Well, the girl boss thing was, yeah, that was definitely implied. They also didn't really do any favor. They made, usually if you're making a celebrity into a cartoon, you make them more attractive. Right. They made her less attract. Right. And Rich Paul's character. And Loa. Yeah. What about her? She was an all star. She was great. She was insane. Rich Paul's character, that sucks for him. He was a bitch. Yeah. He's dating Adele now though, so. Yeah. Is that really that much of a come up?

Yeah. Because like Adele was, I think she was fucking Chet Hanks not too long ago, right? Uh, Chet Hanks is awesome. Was she? That's a downgrade to Rich Paul. I know. I know. Because if you're Rich Paul, you gotta be like, damn, this guy, this amazing human being, like she's definitely going to go back to Chet at some point. Yeah. That's true. She's missed that Chet dick. It's true. She's probably just broke up for white boy summer. Once you leave Chet, you never get wet. Don Cito, by the way, he's the NSA. Wait, is he the NSA or is he an NFT? I know. Well, no, he creates NFTs. I think he is an NFT. He is an NFT, but he also is the NSA when he had that thing where he's like, if you have a, if you have a camera on your phone or

computer, I'm watching. That was like, oh, that's cool. That was one of those things that if Sony had tried to put this out like three years ago, North Korea would have shut it down. Yeah. It was so scary. I saw that. LeBron, you're watching. I get it. What's up with Don Cito's little sidekick, the little clippy character that he had. I kind of liked that guy. What was Pat supposed to be? I don't know. I think like, uh, he looked like just a floating monitor. Computer mouse. Yeah. Something. You guys, Billy, what'd you think, Jake? What do you guys think of the movie? I loved it. Okay. There we go. It was kind of, I did miss, there was no like monstars and some of the stuff in the first movie, but it was like pretty cool and something right. Yeah. I mean,

they did do, it was this, it was the first movie just, you know, they changed it to today's. They threw in all their old franchises just to get a little boost. Yeah. Got a little Game of Thrones, Harry Potter, nostalgia. Yeah. Didn't expect that. LeBron making himself a Hufflepuff move is such a Ravenclaw move on his part. Like he's not a Hufflepuff. Yeah. He's not. He's just simply Slytherin. He's, he's a, wait, what did I say? Ravenclaw? Yeah. You think he's Slytherin? Yeah. I don't know. I think he's Ravenclaw. Embraced. What was the line in the movie? Nerdmuch? I also want to say that I don't think that any of the actual cartoons voices are the original voices of the Looney Tunes. Well, they're probably all dead. They're probably all dead. Right. I

don't think Mel Blanc is kicking anymore, but like you can hear occasionally the best Bugs Bunny impression is still not Bugs Bunny, especially after LeBron James killed him. Yeah. Can't believe they brought him back. Taz is the best. I fucking love Taz. Wild card to the max. You just never know what you're going to get for him. He's just going to take the game and flip it upside down. Just spins it, spins it around. I like the Martian. The Martian really is the savior of the whole thing. He was a scene stealer. Marvin the Martian. Comedic relief. Yeah. Showing up just because the flag. See, that's what I'm saying. Like that stuff. Looney Tunes is so funny. It really is Bugs Bunny planning Earth and then Marvin the Martian showing up the next thing. I actually think

what? This movie would have been way better without LeBron James. Oh, absolutely. I think there's no LeBron. I think LeBron made a great movie actually besides all of the scenes that he was in. Right. Right. Good job, LeBron. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly. That's probably the best way to review the whole thing. Outside of LeBron, this movie was a 10 out of 10. Yep. And that's not us hating because you know what LeBron was in the movie. So we're judging it in its totality. I'm going to say it's a decent watch. Yeah. It's not a great piece of cinema. But well, it's for kids. It's for kids. It's for kids. We're not the intended audience. People would be like, well, the original Space Jam was, no, the original Space Jam was up there with Godfather,

Citizen Kane, all those movies. What was it? The movie buffs movies. Yeah. I think that the original one also had a stronger supporting cast of human actors. Yep. Then this one did. Yep. Maybe LeBron James doesn't get along that well with his teammates. I don't know. Interesting. But there was there was definitely a time at the when they were first starting to assemble the Tune Squad. And they were getting all the shitty cartoons that couldn't they were all goofy. And I was just thinking myself when this was being written, this was when LeBron James was dealing with his shittiest teammates on the Lakers. And this is absolutely how he felt. Yes. And this like that guy right there. That's Kyle Kuzma. Yeah, that could be swaggy pee. Yeah. I don't

know if they actually played together, but I don't know anything else from the movie. It was good to go to a movie theater. It really was. Wasn't Chris Paul supposed to be involved with the secret stuff ball? Like whenever he was drinking, I think that was like LeBron calling him up was like, Hey, Chris, I'll publicly tweet about you twice during this series. Tell everybody that I'm rooting for you. If you can drink Chris's secret stuff on the sidelines, remind people I'm in Space Jam too. You think he was supposed to do that if he had made it farther in the finals? Yes. Yes. He definitely would have been. But it actually would have been steroids. So just like he would have been one of those. You can't you can't give him a penalty for drinking steroids if he says it's

steroids. It would have been funny if when LeBron James was in human form, he had or it was in cartoon form. He had like they put the jersey on him and he had done the thing before the game where he was stretching out his pants, except there was nothing underneath. Yes. You know, when he was getting ready on his dick, like Yogi Bear just completely flat. All right. Anything else, Bill? You got to recap anything? Yep. Oh, also only the classic. I love that you suck for half the move. Classic. That's actually you. You get you get King LeBron hater. Like you've just you've taken over for me. Like you you did. Classic LeBron just can't come up clutch in the end of the five, like fifth grade game. Yeah. Also, scary to have Avon Barksdale as your

gosh. That came out of nowhere. The move when Avon Barksdale is like you got to choose basketball or video games. That was like, oh, OK, so yeah, I chose video games like every other kid. If you had made if you had made the decision, though, at that point that you were going to play basketball, you'd be just probably that's true. That's true. I like how in the very emotional scene when LeBron just stops the game and just hugs his child on the court and like explains to him like, hey, I'm sorry for being a bad dad. I like how that the entire message of that scene was the real life LeBron James. If he's ever a bad dad, he's only a bad dad because when he was younger, yeah, he had to be so focused and so excellent as a child so that he could end up giving his

children enough free range to make choices that he would be therefore able to be mad at. Yes. So he's like, it's because I worked so hard that you're able to do all this cool stuff that sometimes I don't know how to handle you being able to do cool stuff. So that's on me. I'm sorry. He also wanted to get himself deleted from his son's video game forever. True. Good point. And he wrote his oldest son as an idiot. Like, Ronnie Jr. was a bimbo. He was a bimbo in that movie. I thought he gave like he got good, good, good shout out. No, he was like, he got hit by the ball twice at the beginning. Remember that? Well, that was just because he was, that was meant to knock him down a peg when he was talking shit about the nerd son. Yeah, but he was like, oh, he probably

never cracked a book. That was kind of what it was implied on that. It kind of made it seem like Ronnie's like he's the athletic and funny one. Yeah. All right, Billy, recap. So about F1, right? What is this push push thing? Like what is push push? Oh, they just say it in the in the ears to like in the driver's ear when he's they're saying like you can pass a guy in front of you. So they say push push. Oh, word, word. And then that quote about Tels was actually from Bussin with the boys. Yeah. So that's where that came from. And that's actually pretty wild because like I've seen Jake like look up everyone's name, like the fact that they have and there's like YouTube channels, like to four nations and names. The fact that this is like gone so far is crazy would go to

PFT's point. And also Vanderbilt, speaking of Vanderbilt football, you know, who is probably the most famous Vanderbilt football player? Sarah Thomas. Aaron Rodgers brother. Well, Jay Cutler was pretty good there for a while. True. But recently, you didn't know Jay Cutler when I was pretty recent. I was like, what, when did you know that Jay Cutler went 2006? I was going to Georgia, Aaron Murray. No, yeah, Aaron Murray went to Georgia, but you're thinking of Aaron Rodgers brother, brother, Jordan Rodgers. But yes, it would definitely be Jay Cutler. And also we did watch. Perfect. I was perfect. Yeah, but like that's Jay was on the show like a month ago. I know, but I feel by far the most. I more remember him

bears. I think he was asking about you actually. Yeah, he was. Anyway, we had boomerang going up. So we did watch all the Looney Tunes. We were yeah, boomerang was like that app. Yeah. Yeah. So like also on the plane and stuff, they'd only play Looney Tunes. Like, yeah, we needed new. I'd be down for more Looney Tunes. How about this? How about one night on grit week? We get really stoned and watch Looney Tunes. We make Looney Tunes memes like we did with SpongeBob that one time. Also, how do we not give Bugs Bunny MVP? Again, I think it was Wiley Coyote. That's who I vote for. No, I changed the outcome of that game. I think that it was a legacy situation for Bugs. He literally killed himself. He was like, I'm going to have to kill myself.

He was so sad. I was so sad. Like, and all he wanted was his friends to be around. That's right. And then he wins the game and all his friends get to come back, but he doesn't. There's actually like some Christ like tendencies with that story of Bugs Bunny that I think need to be explored. Yeah, you think it's just an allegory for the Bible? Well, it could be Christ or like I said earlier, it could be like the Charles Darnay tale of two cities ending. Is that it? Yep. All right. Grizzly bears are as fast as racehorses. Whoa. 99. They should let them compete. 18. 69. 99. 18. Bang. Damn, Jake. Jake just gave us some money. Is that your first one? Second. Second.

Oh, no, Billy. No, wait, didn't this happen? Whenever Jake equals him is so funny. But didn't you have 18 before last time? And now Billy is doing an extra stop and where he's like, this is not fair. This is not right. You can't have two in a row. No, I'm not. I've won on 69 twice and you've won on 18 twice. Yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah, that's what we're saying. Good recovery. Perfect. Perfect. Way to go, Billy. I'm actually excited. Billy was pumped that whole time. I'm so happy for you. Love you guys. Love, okay. Take on me. Take me on. I'll keep on reaching out to you. Needless to say, I'm all set in. But I'll be stolen away.

I'm all set. I'll be gone in a day or two