Pardon My Take - Championship Sunday, Super Bowl 55 Set, Conor McGregor Loses And Coach K Gets Snippy

Episode Date: January 25, 2021

Championship Sunday is here and we start with the Fastest 2 Minutes (2:48 - 5:01). Recap Packers/Bucs, Matt Lafleurs Dan Quinn moment, crazy Tom Brady stats, and the Bucs D shows out (5:01 - 33:50). Chiefs/Bills and the Chiefs are really fucking good, we devise a Defensive gameplan to stopping them and reminicise on a very fun Bills season (33:50 - 63:55). Football guy of the week, Conor McGregor's loss and who's back of the week including Coach K getting snippy at a student reporterYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, Championship Sunday. Championship Sunday is here. We recap the games. We have our Super Bowl 55 matchup ready to go. The Tampa Bay Bucks are hosting.

The Kansas City Chiefs. We're going to talk about that. We've got Conor McGregor, big fight on Saturday night. Little Coach Kay. You like it, Hank? Little Coach Kay. He's back. You know he's back.

We're going to do it all, though. A football Monday on part of my take. Also just a reminder, it technically is the start of birthday week, so yeah, it is birthday week. Let's rip. Technically it's birthday week. My birthday is Saturday. PFT is Sunday.

Danny Woodhead is somewhere in between. It's maybe that Friday? Stu Finers on Sunday as well. Andy Milonakis. Also Saturday with me. What do you want for your birthday? You know what? What do you get a guy who's got it all?

Money. No. Nothing. I got friends. My friends around me right now. A quarterback. We've got the number one podcast. Let's get you Matt Stafford.

We'll get Matt Stafford. I would take that. Absolutely. We'll talk about that as well. All right. We're brought to you by our friends at the Cash App. We're not in the Cash App Studio right now. We're in Detroit, but we love the Cash App Studio and we love the Cash App even more.

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$10 to the ASPCA. Today is Monday, January 25th, Championship Sunday. We start in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field with the Battle of the Bays as Bruce Springsteen's Aryans offense was born in the USA. Mike Bob Evans ordered a famous Super Bowl as he pulled his sausage out early and feasted. Scotty Miller Light couldn't be bottled up and Aaron Rodgers had a hard time chugging it out with Devonte Sam Adams. Boston vlogger Tom Brady has another couple of weeks of putting out weird videos and thankfully

unlike 2017 his thumbnail is intact. Math LeFloor confused his order of operations and made a subtraction by addition, multiplying the division that has sprung up with his exponentially negative quarterback. Aaron Rodgers is the world's foremost atheist and today it proved that Chris God wins. Buccaneers 31, the Green Bay Packers 26, Womp Womp. The Kansas City Warder Daryl Williams saw his defense and said, let's get started, let's get started in here and my homes, my homes, my homes, my homes, my Travis Kelsey homes and tonight it's going to be a good night.

Working at the Josh, Josh Wash, working at the Car Josh, Josh Allen played funky and was slapping that Tyler Bass after the missed extra point while baby its coal outside Beasley had to convince the bills to stick around so they could score at the end of the night and in a tribute to our shortest serving president, William Henry Harrison Bucker said hail to the Chiefs and ensured that they too will at least last until February before being buried. Yankee Doodle Andy Reed put another feather in his cap and will be calling his late night dinner macaroni as Danica Patrick Mahomes is excited he doesn't have a date with Aaron

Rodgers next week. All right, championship Sunday in the books. Super championship Sunday Super championship Sunday Super Bowl set. We got the Bucks and the Chiefs. Should we do what's that line real quick? Let's do that. What's the line? I haven't looked.

I haven't looked. What's the line? What's the line? What's the line? Favorite game. That is going to be the Chiefs. Three and a half. Yep.

You nailed it. You nailed it. Is it really? You're really good at this game. I swear to God I haven't looked. I know. I believe you. It's crazy.

I believe you. What's the over under? You would think I'd be better at gambling. What's the over under? Over under 56. Oh 57. That's still pretty good. That was smart to show that you didn't cheat on the line.

Yeah. That's fucking galaxy break. Yeah. All right. Super Bowl 55. Why am I so fucking good at what's the line and when it comes time to place a bet I'm at like 37 percent. You should be on the other side of the table.

You should be the odds. That's right. Yeah. We are set. We're going to recap both games. Let's start with the NFC championship game. The Buccaneers 31. The Packers 26.

This game I don't know where you want to start because there's so much to talk about. I feel like we have to start at the big part of it. The most cowardice field goal of all time. Matt LaFleur. I do not understand what you're doing. I actually know this is my love of like the best day of the year is when the Packers lose in the playoffs because I know the Bears aren't good enough to ever be in the playoffs but they were this year or whatever.

But they weren't good enough to be there. You're right. Not good enough to be there. But I watched Matt LaFleur's press conference and all he could pretty much say was it's a process. The process. It's a process. It's a process.

We'll go back and look at the process but the decision to kick a field goal with two ten to fifteen left three timeouts down eight on the seven yard line fourth and goal so that you can seemingly go from down one score down one score to down one score or needing a touchdown to needing a touchdown and then kick it back to the Bucks and hope you get a stop which you would have had to get anyway if you didn't get the fourth if you didn't get the fourth down and you still need a touch was so beyond. I actually we're on a live stream in the in the Barstow sports book in Detroit. I made the joke like do you kick a field goal here and people are like no and I was like

dude I was joking like obviously you don't and then they did. I'll tell you exactly what the process was for Matt LaFleur because I know what he was thinking that situation. He was thinking three points is better than zero points and that's that's all that's as far as his brain went. He should blame the chart. I don't know if he's blamed the chart yet but as we've said on the show if you just have a chart to blame then you absolve yourself of responsibility.

You're like listen the software told me do it. Not my fault. Not my call. The process. But the process did it. It was the process's call. But it was it was really dumb. It was.

I mean I still can't believe that it happened. It would have been better if he had missed the field goal. Yeah. Because at least that would have been better field positions. Yeah right. Like maybe that's what he was thinking like OK this is just basically a punt that I can ensure we'll get down inside what the ten yard line. So that's one way to think about it but it doesn't make any sense at all.

None. Zero. I've tried so hard to understand what he was thinking and I can't find a way to like wrap my head around it because again if you go for it and you don't get it you have to get a stop. If you kick a field goal and then kick off you have to get a stop. Yes. You have to get a stop either way.

There's only one way that you could potentially tie the game and that's going for it. It just like you know let's play a little game. How bad was Matt LaFleur's field goal. I'll tell you how bad it was. We got a classic Rick Riley tweet from it. Yes. That's how bad it was. I'm glad you're bringing this up.

That's how bad. So Rick Riley tweeted kicking a field goal while you while you're down eight helps you the way a ham sandwich helps you when you're drowning. Yeah. Dumbest move ever hashtag LaFale. That's how bad it was. Rick Riley brings out his fucking a material to he just went into his garage and he opened up his toolbox and sitting at the top was a ham sandwich while drowning tweet.

Yeah. And he was like here we go. Gonna pull this out. It really deserves it in this situation. That's when you know you've when Rick Riley is doing his dumb jokes to tell you how dumb you are. You've reached it. That is universally the dumbest move.

Yeah. Or if your mama cast the ham sandwich can accomplish both at the same time. True. Rick Riley not only that was the tweet incredible but it was also a classic Rick Riley like two hours late. Yeah. It came at half time. He's an Italy.

He's an Italy. So he's up really late at night trying to figure that one out. It was it was also preposterous. It was a preposterous call just on the record like if you are drowning I would rather have a ham sandwich than not. You don't want it. Well you don't want to swim on an empty stomach. Right.

But like if you know if you're if you're dead like you're dying right. I would rather have one last bite of a ham sandwich than have one last bite of nothing. Right. So it's like at the end of of the town when Jeremy Renner takes that one last sip of the soda before he gets shot. Yes. Yeah. I got you.

That makes sense. If you said I could have nothing or ham sandwich while drowning. Give me the ham sandwich. Yeah. And bread floats. Bread floats. Everyone knows. You can maybe sit on the ham sandwich for a few seconds maybe get yourself a few seconds

more life. Yeah. But shout out to Rick Riley. That was great. So we not only do we have Rick Riley way in. We actually had America's two most big thinkers big picture thinkers way in one. Rick Riley to Billy football because as we're struggling to figure out why they kicked this field goal Billy says I think I figured out the fourth down field goal situation buckle

up. OK here we go. A touchdown on fourth down plus two point conversion plus defensive stop for overtime was less likely to win than three points on fourth down and an onside kick or a defensive stop two minute warning three time outs plus touchdown for a win. So kicking the field goal is the best path to win. That makes no sense. No.

It makes it makes zero sense. I'm glad Billy's at home crunching the numbers because you still need to stop either. So if Billy was crunching the numbers like that wouldn't the best way to go about it is to actually score the touchdown not get the two point conversion. Yes. Stop them and then kick a field goal for a while. I was actually going to say in Billy's mind it's it's right but it's wrong because like you could argue that there's like some sort of math percentage if they had scored the

touchdown right there and then completely box the extra point that almost would be better for us. That almost would be better. You need a stop. Yes. Either way. Either way. So Billy I admire your passion Billy.

Thank you for your passion. All right. But it was it was so dumb and you brought up the Dan Quinn field goal. So yeah that's actually a stat. So I joke about it. It's a joke that I've never let die but I think today is actually the day I have to let it die and call it now a mat la floor. So if you're a longtime listener of this show Dan Quinn in 2015 on fourth and goal from

like the two down for kick to field goal and then kick the ball back to the 49ers. So the Packers are the first team to attempt a field goal when trailing by four to eight points in the final three minutes of a game since Dan Quinn did that on November 8th 2015. So I think today is the day it is officially the torch the torch has been passed. Torch update. It is now a mat la floor. All right. Here's a wild stat big cat.

Do you know who the quarterbacks coach was for that game? Matt LaFleur. It was Matt LaFleur. There we go. Matt LaFleur has had his hands. Yes. The coaching tree of Dan Quinn must be watered from time to time with the tears of sorrow. He was like wait I've been in this situation before.

Oh yeah. So you can blame Dan Quinn for how this happened. It is. There's a direct parallel between the two saddest field goals of all time. We should probably talk a little bit about. Well let's talk about the let's let's get to the box in a minute because we got to do a lot of bucks. They won.

But let's finish with let's talk a little more Packers in that. What about the third down. Well all right. Yeah. So right. So the field goal decision was baffling stupid moronic but it wasn't really the reason why the Packers lost the game. Now Packers fans will obviously talk about the pass interference which there was a phantom

pass interference call to end the game. And there was also a pass interference call that probably should have gone their way on Aaron Rodgers. I don't think you can say it was a phantom pass interference call to end the game. He grabbed his shirt. He grabbed his shirt. It was also a flop. It was a flop.

It was a flop. But that's like that's where I would like to agree with you. But I know that the screenshots will get me because the screenshots are really bad on it where he's like he stretched his jersey out to like a triple X. I'm being I'm being totally unbiased. Like I'm very very happy the Packers lost. It was a joy to watch that game. I bet on the box.

I love the box all week. It was a joy. Truly a joy. But I'm putting myself in the shoes of a Packers fan for this one second and I think that that is a reasonable call to be upset about. It's not going to go your way. It's a 50 50 call. Like you could have seen them not calling that.

You know what I mean. Like if they didn't end the box or he flopped though he did he flopped. The Packers lost the game in my mind when Tom Brady throws back to back interceptions and the Packers go six passes two punts. Yeah. That's when that one makes no sense to me. They they that's where Matt LaFleur maybe trusting Aaron Rodgers a little too much. And that was where like when you get two back to back interceptions and you get

nothing out of it besides punts not even time wasting like nothing not even a little bit of drive. That's where you point to. And you're like that's where you lost the game. Yeah. I actually think that they lost the game before that. I think they lost the game at the end of the first half. Yes.

When when on that I think it was a third down. They did the Greg Williams defense. No. So it was four. It was it was a double. It was back to back big balls by Bruce Aaron. So it was fourth down. Yep.

And like four or five maybe even six on plus field for them 13 seconds left. They go for it. Get it. And then the next play they throw deep. That's right. And the Packers were in just terrible coverage. So they were in single high safety. They had press coverage.

So it was it was like Greg Williams without the all outlets. It was a little doctor heat. Right. It was like we're just going to put one guy back there in the middle of the field. He's not going to be able to make it over to Scott. It was Scotty time. That's what we kept saying was and then it dawned on me.

I was like it should be Miller time. Yeah. But it's like a clown Tony O'Brown where now I remember Scotty time more than the nickname that I should have said. But it was a terrible defensive call. Awful defensive awful. And at that point it was like yeah if you're going to have Scotty Miller running behind you all he does is score touchdowns.

Scotty Miller is not going to catch like a three yard slant in that situation. Right. He's going deep. Right. He's going to turn on the burners. He's going to try to go deep. And to give that up it went into halftime. I think it's 21 10.

Yeah. That's when the game was there was no there was no time out. So they only they either score a touchdown or the half's over. And Mike Patton definitely deserves a lot of blame. Like this is back to back NFC championship games where they got exposed. And I still I don't understand for the life of me like Jair Alexander is one of the best cornerbacks in the league. And half the time he wasn't guarding either Chris Crodwin or Mike Evans.

And it's like what are you doing. Yeah. You know what I mean. He's a when when a team puts a cornerback on one side like let's lock down this side. But Mike Evans and Chris Godwin are really fucking good. And you know I thought the Brady wasn't like great. Those interceptions weren't great. But I felt like the Bucks had a great game plan offensively overall taking shots.

Playoff Lenny play off Lenny's run. That run was awesome. He tried very hard to get tackled for negative one yard. Right. And if you don't tackle playoff Lenny for negative one yard he's going to get at least six or seven on you. But the the the unit to me is the Bucks defense deserves way more credit. Like they were and this was it was clear that the Packers missed back to a lot

because Shaq Barrett and JPP like that was a revolving door. Yeah. I think JPP got three sacks. It was crazy. He had an all time game. Many fingers. Is he a sacks all time game. Yeah.

And then the dude on the Packers was playing with the homage club JPP. Do you see that thing. Yeah. That was like the size that was Mega Man's hand. That was huge. You shouldn't be allowed to play with that. But we talked about this last week and since the Bucks just hit hard. Dude like they they're fucking in Vita Bay.

How the fuck is Vita Bay out there. He broke his ankle. He like shattered his ankle two months ago. We watched that game. It was a Thursday night game against the Bears week five. And I thought he was going to be out there maybe for I don't know a few snaps. I feel like he never came off the field. All I know is I'm going up to the attic right now.

I'm opening up the old wooden box that I've got up there. I'm blowing dust off it and I'm taking out my take that I retired like three years ago. Todd Bowles great coach. Yeah. Todd Bowles top eight. It was a great he won 10 games on the Jets. We get that 10 games in one year. I think in one year.

Yeah. Really. Todd Bowles is a very good. I think it was two was two years. Well his last two years combined. He won. But then he also total. I think he won 10 games at some point. Did he.

Am I making that up entirely. I think you're. I don't. I don't think I would. Retroactively completely making that. A statistic to fit one of my hair. Brain takes the cat. That doesn't seem.

I'm looking it up. Oh he did win 10 games. OK. All right. Yeah he did. And then he won five games. Five four. That's tough.

But five but 10 games. Look at that. And then everything. But that was not what he accepted. That wasn't with his recruits. It wasn't. No. So he's got to go to a team that's loaded right now. Yeah.

He's got to go to Ohio State. Yeah. And then he'll be fine. But yeah. Todd Bowles was great. Todd Bowles. Absolutely. He should get another shot.

He out coached him on defense. It was the the Bucks. He was great. Tom Brady. This is a big time. No one's going to talk about those three in receptions game. Yes. Those are going to get washed.

Those are going to get swept under the rug. We'll never discuss it again. And they all started to happen once the sun started to go down. And it's also true. And it's also going to be for the reply guys. You know the spam reply guys that have either LeFraud stats or the Tom Brady stats. And they're like this year he won this.

And they basically spin everything as these two are the most overrated people. So you will definitely get three interceptions in the NFC championship game on that list. One last Packers note. Aaron Rodgers clearly wants out of Green Bay. Interesting. I well he says he's uncertain about his future big guy.

Again I know how I know how sad this is to tell on myself that the best day of the year is when the Packers losing the playoffs because it's all I have to look forward to as a football fan. But watching like the Packers Twitter meltdown because Aaron Rodgers said like like if thanks thanks for a great season and obviously blame Matt LeFord for the field goal which he should have.

I'm pretty sure Aaron Rodgers is going to be back up the Packers next year. I don't know. You don't you think. He said uncertain. All I know is that I'm very much looking forward to an offseason speculation. Yes.

I'm looking forward to analyzing every single like facial expression that Aaron Rodgers makes. Everything that he says to think that maybe he's going to leave town because I mean it'd be if he wants to follow in Brett Favre's footsteps. He should go to the Bears and they recently suck. He would go somewhere else. And then like on a two year deal and then go back

to the division to get back to the Vikings first. Jets. I thought he went to the Vikings Jets. No he went to the Jets. He went to the Jets. So Aaron Rodgers go to a franchise because we ended Corey Wooden ended Brett Favre's career with Vikings. Go to go to a bad franchise with the Jets or the Jets

were so bad with him. Yeah maybe go I don't know. Go to the Panthers maybe and then send a few dick pics get kicked out of town and then go to the Bears. Yeah where you can beat. I could actually see him wanting to go back to the division just to beat the Packers if they don't treat him like that was what yeah that was what Brett Favre wanted to do.

I the if you've ever seen the video. So I forgot he played one year just one year for the Jets for some reason that like transition year. It was a leap year for him. But he had a I watched a video. So that game Corey Wooden ended his career on like it was the year it was the two years that the Vikings were playing outdoors and it was so cold.

Devin has returned an awesome kick. It was so cold snowy. Corey Wooden like ended Brett Favre's career. Brett Favre tells a story that he just woke up in the locker room and asked the trainer was like what happened. He's like yeah you got you got pretty dinged up there and he's like all right and he ate two chili dogs and had a hot cocoa and then just retired.

And then it was the Joe Weber. Yeah yeah that is definitely what Brett Favre thought cured a concussion to. Yeah for sure chili dogs. So even though Tom Brady had a pretty mediocre performance he threw a lot of real eat through some head scratchers there's some head scratches there got picked off three times even though that happened at the end of the game and in situations

like that like at the end of the first half when you have to like execute situationally and understand everything like where the ball needs to go if it needs to get out of bounds on this play how quickly you snap the ball when to use your time out stuff like that Tom Brady is a fucking genius when it comes to that he wasn't he doesn't have the arm strength anymore. See I think it's not bad but it's not vintage Tom Brady. He's just such a fucking genius when it comes to making those

tiny decisions. I actually don't I don't know if it's the arm strength by the way I think I think his arm strength is almost still there. It's it's weirdly like his his quickness in the in the pocket like Tom Brady's greatest asset has always been that he can move in the pocket and avoid the pass rush pretty much better that like he has a sixth sense and you know when like an analyst is like oh he's not a mobile quarterback but he's

the most mobile quarterback because he does actually do things in the pocket he's got functional mobility that no one else can do. I think that has got lost like a tiny little step that makes it a little harder for the throws. What's going on Bubba. Oh there's a commercial on TV yeah there's big cat Dave stew fire that is pretty cool.

Yeah is that only on here in Michigan and Pennsylvania but he has lost a little on his arm but I still think he can make all the throws. My point is I think there's that little you know what I mean when he's moving around in the pocket it's just a tiny little bit slower but he's still and there were a couple of times there were a couple of times he hit the eject button as he was making a pass like there's a guy coming at him and he just

like jumped away from him as he was throwing he's like I don't want to get hit anymore. Right. But I my conspiracy theory is that I think that the TV 12 thing might be completely bogus in that I don't know how much of the actual exercises he does how much of the diet he does he probably doesn't even eat a special diet. I think Tom Brady just spends all his time playing Madden and

he created TV 12 to be like this is the reason that I'm so good and he just plays Madden constantly to figure out these end of game situations. Yeah. So he's perfect in them. I can't remember the last time. I mean well I can when he was playing the Bears and he forgot what down it was.

Yeah that was beside that. That's a that's because of the Alzheimer's. That's not because of actually like knowing the situation of the game. So I'm going to go the opposite way and maybe we should all be on the TV 12 method because it's fucking insane that he's still playing. I mean I've been drinking four hundred ounces of water a day.

It's insane and the stats now to come out of this are like this is it's a joke now. So Tom Brady has played or participated in 18 percent of all Super Bowls 10 10 Super this will be his 10th Super Bowl. There's been 55 total. He has as many AFC championship wins or sorry NFC championship wins as Drew Brees and Aaron Rodgers and Rex Grossman who is trending no big deal.

Aaron Rodgers and Drew Brees by the way have been in the NFC for like 15 plus years. Yeah he has double the amount of playoff wins as a second best quarterback of all time. That's insane. It's 32 to Joe Montana 16 how that's fucking stupid. It's crazy when you put it like that you can pretty much take three of the best quarterbacks of all time and combine their

playoff wins and Brady has more than them. It doesn't matter it doesn't matter which Tom Brady has been in the NFC for one season. Tom Brady has as many NFC wins over NFC teams in the playoffs as Drew Brees. He completely came in and he cucked the NFC. He did. He's cucking here.

It's fucking crazy like all these stats are insane. And I mean is he ever going to stop. I have no idea. I honestly don't know. So I mean if he becomes the first quarterback to win a Super Bowl in his home stadium which by the way is so perfectly COVID I think I said a couple of months or a couple of weeks ago that we've been wanting this forever to be like what will

be like will there be fans and then we get it the year that there are no fans. At least Bruce can walk to the game and walk after a few cocktails but Brady in his home stadium winning the Super Bowl in the NFC East. You have to think like is he going to go into the Hall of Fame as a buck in here. That's a pretty big deal.

If he does that wasn't NFC or sorry in the NFC South. Sorry but if he comes in and completely dominates the NFC that's a that's a big deal. Won't you agree Hank. Maybe like a Greg Maddox where he goes in his both. I don't think so. Just as an NFL shield on this hat. No.

It's just it's like it's it's just crazy that he's still doing this and that I don't know. It's fucking insane. The other people it got you know clouded by the the field goal decision but the Buccaneers kick returner inexplicably getting the ball and sliding and giving that when you ever time out like I was I was so mad that to that to play. It was field goal to that was just like what's going on right now.

It was actually a really really fun entertaining game. Yeah. Because it like think about all the touchdowns. They were just big play touchdowns playoff Lenny fucking doing crazy shit. I if you're I don't know what like Packers like this is now. How many more shots does Aaron Rodgers have. Maybe none and Devonte Adams had not the best game.

They were trying to force Devonte and they were trying to make Devonte have Adams happen a lot especially at that end of the game sequence. I think they threw the ball to him like three times. I know going into the game Matt LaFleur he had the mindset of like no one's talking about how great Devonte Adams is right because well to be fair I didn't realize that he had 18 touchdowns this year is which is crazy.

I thought he had like 14 13 but he's he is like the best receiver in the NFL at least this year you can make that argument. He had he had so many I saw a chart. I think it was like nine games where he scored first touchdown. So the TD prop like first to score yes was usually like plus four hundred plus five hundred but it like ended up being like plus two fifty for him by the end of the season. It's crazy.

He's had such a good year and LaFleur going into this game had a big mindset of like no one's talking enough about Devonte Adams and so he was trying to force the ball to him a lot. He was he was absolutely trying to like steer in this direction and the Buccaneers defense kind of recognized and the Buccaneers defense keyed on him. And yeah I think I mean obviously LaFleur got out coached. I thought I made the statement that the Packers through that

game you could go back watch it from start to end. There was a lot of there were a lot of decisions that were made no that made absolutely zero sense the the past. So one last note on on their wide receiver court. Martin Marquez Valdez scantling who I said was going to drop a big ball actually played the best game for like any of their position players. He was he was pretty pretty good and had like big plays and

it was open a lot. The Packers if you're a Packers fan the worst part about this loss and I hate to remind you of it but this was truly the Packers beating the Packers like they beat themselves. They that was a very winnable game throughout and they made those mistakes like again going back to the fact that they didn't score. They didn't get even a first down off two interceptions back

to back interceptions and you don't get a first down. You can't win like that. Their clock management was also weird too throughout the entire game they they would run the clock down the play clock down to one or to zero before they snap the ball. There was like zero sense of urgency at all the whole time even at the end on that last drive like you. Yes you can score here but still you need you need to be urgent

like this is the end of the game. Yeah there were it was really bizarre what they were doing. So I'd like to I'd like to officially take back when I said that Sean McVeigh was no longer the top tier for me. I think yeah owned real quick Sean McVeigh would never get close enough to scoring a touchdown against a Tom Brady team to decide for a field goal. Yes I that was I still I still cannot believe that I still

cannot believe that any other things on this game. I'm the one last that I had the Brady stat which is crazy is that he's played in the NFL starting in the NFL for 20 seasons he's gone to 10 Super Bowls. That's literally half the time. That's so stupid. It's just half the time he goes to Super Bowl. Incredibly selfish.

That's so fucking stupid. Oh we didn't bring this up when it came to Rick Riley's tweet. The hashtag LaFale. No I said that. Yeah but the hashtag LaFale I looked it up. He's the only person that used the hashtag LaFale. Why didn't more people do that. People need to jump on it.

That's a hot hashtag. That's a really hot. The process the process betrayed Matt LaFleur today. Yeah it's as simple as that. Get a new chart bro. Yeah it's man that was I still I was looking for someone to explain it to me I still can't maybe someone someone explain it to me tomorrow morning tell me exactly in the dumbest terms

possible why it made any sense whatsoever. I think you have to find somebody that's just as dumb as Matt LaFleur or maybe maybe Matt LaFleur will just tell me he I don't think he's going to I think he knows he screwed up. Oh man I love when coaches make mistakes like that and they have to go and like explain it and it ruled when he was just like yeah we got a process and we just got to follow the process like OK cool dude.

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i took a mecca oak foreign crown butler ryan gomes is like 265 pounds out of high school not bad not bad i fucked up i got swept up in bill's mafia i got swept up in our friend josh alan who we love dearly i got swept up in the new guy on the block i got swept up in the fresh new thing that's fun that's giving you joy all year i forgot that patch from Holmes is the greatest quarterback on earth right now and you read is pretty damn good travis kelsey is the best tight end and

tyreek hill is literally impossible to tackle or stop and when you have kelsey and hill on us all cylinders then you run out of things to do when michael hardman's playing well yeah so you you need one guy to fuck up on that on that office whoops whoops they're good we we fucked up the chiefs are great we fucked up i don't know how they do this but when they're on office the field looks like they're playing on like it's twice as wide as a regular field because they're able to spread you out so much

and then you're guarding these really fast guys on the outside guess what kelsey's wide open down the middle for 16 yards every time tyreek hill when he runs with the ball he ruins football for me yeah it's illegal 50 it's illegal you want to know why he ruins football because then when they hand the ball off to dara williams you're like that dude's running under water in slow motion he's the slowest person i've ever seen tyreek hill he he jukes flag it every step flag it i'm going i'm going back to the the

packers when they do illegal shit like tyreek hill runs so fast if you're a ref throw a flag maybe take a review i don't know what you're reviewing but it's too fast yeah he's literally speeding it's speeding and you should be like pull him over and be like hey tyreek you can't it's not fair dude trying to guard tyreek hill in the open field try to tackle him once he gets the ball it's more dangerous for defenders than a cut block than a block from behind you're more likely to get injured trying to keep up with that guy well and he

also he did his tyreek hill fake injury that he does ever so i the human body is he is endure that many jukes square foot he is the king of that because i had someone who bit on the bills i don't root for injuries but when he got he had like that 60-yard run and he came up a little gimpy i was like oh and then i forgot oh yeah it's tyreek hill he does that every single time he has a long run but whoops i fucked up like the sheets are so fucking good and yes guess what turns out

they can flip the switch they can flip it whenever they want it doesn't really matter i you know i i went back to how they weren't playing well down the stretch it wasn't just the playoffs people were saying well didn't you see it last year yes i saw it last year last year they were still killing teams the regular season down the stretch this year they looked weird like that i watched that maybe it was a falcons game that got too much in my head where they should have lost now they had a couple like that though yeah a couple

weird games so i i was in the same mindset where like i always knew that the switch was there and they could flip of course but i know i forgot that when they flip it it flips so hard right because they flip the fuck out of the switch they they shorted the switch yeah they shorted the the breakers they broke we had to go we had to go in the basement and and feel like an electrician yeah and switch it and be like honey we got up we fixed it that talk about like low-key things will make you feel super manly

going to the the breakers and just flipping it back and forth that's really you know i just fixed all the lights in the house changing an air filter yep it's it should take you like two minutes to do it'll probably take you like 15 or 20 if you're ready like me but when you're done you're like i'm basically a father of five right now i'm philip rivers it's i every time i do it i'm just i do a little yeah tim allen just nice yes scratch my scratch the hair on my chest because i'm a man what about when you just hammer one nail into the wall to hang a picture oh yeah

and it's gotta be the kind of picture that has the the wire across the back yep i can't like break the ruler out level it and make sure that the two holes are on the right spot but yeah pounding one nail flipping the switch i've been doing a lot of placing the filter replacing a light bulb is yeah light bulb i've been doing a lot of like baby proofing around my house so it's it's the easiest thing baby proofing is actually like a baby could do it installing these things and every time i do it i'm like another fucking job well done by me one day i hope to replace the uh the fridge

light bulb that's been out for two years nah fuck it i'll get around to it fuck it all right so yeah yeah so switcher flip those chiefs are back it was these chiefs right now are those chiefs that we remember the chiefs that can score at will like i don't know how you keep up with them i don't think that you can and and the bill's offense wasn't good tonight no they were bad tonight josh i was off he was off he had to they had to have the perfect game to beat these chiefs and i don't i don't think that game exists right now no the so there's a couple things with the bill's offense like josh i was off he was

missing guys a little bit the hose was too lively blitz fucked him up like the they called the the chiefs fucking uh what's his name spagnula who just he just rotates around the nfl he's one of those guys yeah he uh he had a perfect game plan for them because it felt like i mean josh allen usually is good for one 30 yard sack he had a few tonight um he leads the league in in dropping back almost getting sacked stiff arming somebody yeah and then them like twirling him around for a while as he looks for a receiver to throw the ball to 50 yards

downfield and then eventually getting sacked or just like in the graphs graphs called because it happens like four or five times a game to him where he never hits the ground but he's sacked for like 30 yards yeah right and it's um it just the bills were the chiefs were just really good they they played great defense they played incredible offense obviously uh i just ah man it sucked it just really wanted it to be what is another one what are you laughing at what is it we got tmz live instead of a uh ninja warrior yeah katie perry's tweeting about going vegan

oh she's 90 she's 95 ready to go 100 vegan oh and they're disgusting i kind of like that 95 ready to go 100 yeah sure so am i yeah i'm right i'm you know what i'm 96 96 ready i probably won't ever reach all the way uh so i don't know how you stop the chiefs it is impossible the fact that kelsie had 13 catches for 118 yards and tony rome even said he was like you got to do something different like yeah maybe try to hit him but what do you do i don't know hit he basically was saying tony rome was essentially saying

uh one of your d lineman needs to assault him like that's the only solution i think that patrick marhomes is also the most flexible quarterback in terms of just like his body is able to like turn in weird angles as he's throwing the ball he's like gumby back that toe was totally fine the toe was not fine does it i mean come on they had that one design run for him and he looked a little slow you can't keep i mean he was totally fine well yeah i'm sure they gave him the pain killing injection you can't have one like within a span of two weeks right you can't have two pain killing injections

i'm choosing the russian jumpsuit by the way okay yeah so i was so the bet was that pft thought patrick marhomes wasn't gonna play because of a concussion toe then it sort of became he wasn't gonna be good ish i was just grasping us draws at the end and then i use i i took us some of that energy and threw it into my bills are gonna basically we could not have from i was trying to find reasons to justify my my heart and direction wanting to bet on the buffalo from start to finish i don't think that pft and i combined could have gotten a game

worse than this one yeah like we just totally we were we kevin chili did we just spilled chili all over ourselves it was bad and then we watched bad roams just dunk us in chili over and over and over and over we're gonna say if the uh chiefs convert that fourth and one or third and one play where they just throw it to the guy like on the out route for the fifth time in a row i might become an nfl coach i actually wrote it down they showed it they're like it's this happened the last two weeks and they

did the exact same play twice in a row it's the tyreek hill doing like tyreek hill going out to the flat doing a quick juke going out to the flat is the most guaranteed play in all sports i think at this point it it does not feel like you can defend now i don't know i didn't he's so quick tried yet i know he's so quick but he can run just so much faster i think you have to put three guys on you just have to unless he drops it you just have to stay to the outside of him and then hope that he doesn't cut and hope that like i don't know what you do

because you can't run with him so i guess you just like you line up two yards closer to the sideline than tyreek hill is i think you need to be like okay i'm just gonna be here and hopefully they'll like somebody will tip the ball if they try to throw it across the middle i think they need to do last boy scout they just got to bring a handgun gun you got to just handgun one player gets a gun and like and and they snap the ball and you don't don't i'm not saying you should shoot tyreek hill but you should pull it out and be like hands up and hopefully or be like go that way it slows him down a

little bit because he's still gonna get in his route and probably catch the ball you filter him into double coverage with the gun there's no way there's no way there's no other way it's just so good and and when michael hardman gets the ball and he's running when he has the ball he's the fastest guy on the field yeah you should not be allowed to have two guys like that all right so i we got to talk about shot mcdermot and his field goal decisions but before that i i noticed something with patrick mahomes and so in the first half it felt like the bills

were a like a hair away from tackling him three or four times he's usually in third down they were so close and i was saying to myself oh my god if the bills can just get home once or twice this will like this could actually work for them and then it dawned on me know you fucking idiot it's not that the bills are that close it's that patrick mahomes is so good at knowing when to get rid of the ball and how to move in the pocket that he gives the illusion that the defense is that close to getting him but they're never that close

to getting them they are never close to actually getting consistent like pressure on him where he can't get these throws off he's just making it seem like that because he lets his progressions go so far and his arm is so good and he can throw from any like stance that it just all works so a lot of times what my homes will do is he'll bait the defender to running at a spot right where they'll think that they're about to sack him so he'll like he'll pull the olé on right put himself in in harm's way it's incredible using himself as the bait and then at the last

second he's like well i knew that you were going to take a step in this direction now i'm safe home here but you always think like oh my god we're so close we almost got him you never were close using they were never close because he he knows exactly what he's doing and he knows that he can make all the throws from all the angles no problem i think you get a gun for tyree kill and you get a lasso for mahomes maybe a chainsaw for kelsey yeah yeah you're gonna need some heavy duty shit there we the only way to beat the track is to

actually you have to kill them all you have to kill some weapons someone needs to die and until that happens it's uh i i don't see how the bucks beat them all right so here here's the only here's the only thing i'll throw out i'm gonna probably bet the chiefs eric fisher went out with an injury yeah look like an achilles we saw what happened when the packers didn't have their tackle with bactari i'm just saying that would be the only thing that makes me a little nervous because the bucks passed rush

i know we just did that whole speech but they do have some fucking dudes who can get after the the quarterback and with vita va now like taking up 17 like what he just takes up space i that's the only thing i would throw out there i think you're looking at it right now no i'm not i'm gonna take the chiefs i'm just saying if you're looking for a way to take the bucks i do think missing eric fisher because they already you know are missing mitral schwarz is a little that's important you're on windfield coming back for the box you're also

overlooking the chiefs dudes because they've got some dudes on defense too christ jones and frank clark are no it's confirmed dudes but i the bucks offensive line has done a pretty good job and the bucks like answan windfield jr being out today was is significant like that that he's been very very good for them uh as a safety and they'll hopefully get him back i again i'm not going to make the same mistake that i just made i feel so stupid when when patch from homes does what he does so i'm not going to make the same mistake i'm going to bet on the chiefs

my bet is the chiefs i'm just giving people uh if you're looking for it if you're looking for something to be like oh maybe i think eric fisher's injury could be that yeah if you're looking for something to be like oh maybe just be like tom brady it's tom brady yeah he's he's won ten super bowls from my homes uh wait wait he's been in the super bowl 10 times in 20 years right patrick my home so is so what what happens what happens if tom brady beats my homes let's get to some legacy talk yeah

if brady beats my homes i feel like my homes has to win two more super bowls and tom brady to be considered as good as he was yes wait so my homes would have how how many so like if if tom brady beats my homes in this super bowl yeah nine it adds another one it adds another two more yeah two more that's two more because the head to head the tiebreaker has to go to brady well i don't know if it was nine though i don't know if it's it's a weird debate well whatever we can do that debate we have two weeks to do

that debate okay if brady does win though he will officially have more super bowl wins in any franchise in the nfl that's stupid yep if my home's way to seven if my homes wins he'll be the first quarterback to win either mvp or super bowl in each of his first three seasons and it'll also be the youngest quarterback to win multiple super rolls it's also dynasty it's also officially a dynasty at the chiefs on this right no no three and three and five years no if they won another one they would if

they went three in a row yeah i think dynasty is always three of four or three in a row it's three two three three five three five two three five you're only saying that because of the patriots and that's they're both dinosaurs three or five three five is a dynasty yeah well we'll see it might depend we'll see how the toe holds up it went one one and then you missed two and the other team wins those two yeah so it does depend yeah because if there's an overlapping dynasty then that's still their dynasty

i think i just if it goes two for the chiefs yep and then two for the washington football team one for the chiefs and then three more for the football team right then that's the football team's dynasty right right that's the rockets and the pistons were not dynasties like the rockets one two oh I think the rockets no we were not they were there were no they were mini dynasty no they weren't but they weren't no they were many no you can't no two backs backs not a dinosaur there were or mini-dynasty?

No. Yeah. No. You need to win more. No, but you need to win more than two. I think you have to win. I think three is the threshold for a dynasty. Is it an era?

It was the Pistons era. Well, no, then you get a decade. So you get a decade. Like if the Chiefs now have pretty much dibs on this upcoming decade. So we'll look back and be like, that was the decade of the Chiefs. Right. But one of those wins was the 2019 season. Right.

So it's spillover. Okay. So because obviously the Patriots were the two previous decades probably, although maybe a little, no, probably, no, because, no, that's the thing, see, see, that's a part that we just figured out just from that. If any other team had won three Super Bowls during that stretch, they would have a little bit of claim, but no one had more than two. So two is the, three is the threshold for a dynasty.

Okay. So like the giants, you can't say the giants have a claim for the last 20 years because they only won two. Yeah. You know what you can say though about like the, the Rockets or the Pistons, you can say like that. They had a, they had a nice little run. The Rockets had a nice little run.

It's a nice little run. They had a nice little run in the 90s. Right. Three, you need to win three titles to have official claim of a dynasty or decade. I think that's fair. So Sean McDermott's field goals. Now I'm okay with them. Well, yeah.

So, well, I'm not okay with the second one. The first one I understood and I, people were, I was debating with people online who thought, uh, it was very stupid. So the situation is 21, nine, going into the half fourth goal, fourth, fourth down in, uh, goal. What do you say Hank? Fourth down a goal at like the three kick a field goal. Everyone says you can't kick a field goal and beat my homes agreed.

That offense is incredible. I, my only defensive it is the human element of if you don't get that fourth down, you, it is so deflating to go into the, into the, uh, halftime locker room. And on top of that, analytics guys, I got a little aha moment for the analytics boys out there and girls. Part of the analytics of going for it on fourth and goal is that you get to pin them deep. Yeah. This is the end of the half.

So you don't get the, you don't get to pin them deep. Right. So you don't get the benefit of we're pinning them deep. You, if you miss it, you just miss it and it's over. Yeah. So do you want zero points? Or do you want to try and try and maybe not get your seven points that you want? And the chiefs get the ball to start the second half.

If you, let's just say you go for it, you don't get it into the half chiefs come out. They probably score a touchdown. It's game over. Yeah. At that point, there's nothing that you can do. So yeah, you want your three points while you can get them going into the half. I don't, I don't have a problem with it, but I think the second time that they kick the field goal, that was basically saying, like, we need to put some points on the board

here. And then it, what it was, it was like an elongated punt. Right. It was like, let's kick this field goal, get three points, hope that we can hold the chiefs to a field goal. And then it's like nothing happened at all. Right. It's our ball again.

That's, they were just trying to like get to that next point in the game. Chiefs go score a touchdown, obviously that's what the chiefs do. It was, it was like grasping at a little straw there. Yeah. That one I had a problem with just because now it's third, it's, it's, it's the third quarter. I do get the consolation prize of pinning them because it's the middle of the, of the quarter.

Yep. It's running out, the time's running out fast. You have to start getting, you know, some serious points going. I, if you, if you think that the end of the first half was stupid, I'm not going to disagree with you. Like I, I would have been fine with him going for it. I'm just saying from a human element, I do understand what Sean McDermott was thinking. I don't think that makes, like it's not right or wrong.

I just get what he's thinking. Yeah. I did not get what he's thinking. Like Sean McDermott in the third quarter, I did not get what he's thinking. So that's kind of my, when, when I can kind of understand what the, the coach is thinking, I have, I'm a, at least a little bit more accepting of. Also, I feel like if the chiefs had not won that Superbowl last year, we would not have overlooked the chiefs this year because, because we very much hangover Andy Reed and all that

stuff. So this year it was like, we started to get to the point where if we're going to have the bills be this close to getting to a Superbowl, we're going all in with them. Now if, if Reed was still looking for his first title in the homes was, there's such a fun team that I think it would have been like 50, 50, like I still would have been more open to acknowledging that the chiefs were really spectacular on offense because I'll be pulling so hard for Andy Reed and he looked, he looked extremely happy. He looked extremely happy.

I just love Andy Reed and 4k. It's different. It is different. By the way, why isn't anyone thrown out there? I know the, the buzz is always Eric B. Enemy deserves a job. He does deserve a head coaching job. But why isn't anyone thrown out there that maybe he's just waiting for Andy Reed to retire?

Because if Andy Reed, and just hear me out like he does deserve a job. I'm not, I'm not excusing him not having a job, but if you're Eric B. Enemy and Andy Reed, it says to you, I'm going three more years, four more years. You still get like 15 years of Patrick Holmes and like that, that makes it. I don't know. I'd wait three or four years to have Patrick. Oh, I would too. So it's weird that no one's thrown out that could possibly be in play.

He keeps saying that he wants to be head coach and that he does these and he does the interview. But maybe he's just, maybe he's just sucking at him on purpose and being like in the interviews. He's like, don't hire me. I don't want the job. Maybe he loves getting the frequent flutter miles. So like every single winner, he knows that he'll do like three or four interviews, accumulate some points. Wouldn't it be so.

Come back. Maybe plant like really bad advice into the minds of these front offices and then come back and stick around. I think that that would make sense if it were me, if I was Eric B. Enemy, I would absolutely stick around knowing that like this is guaranteed thing here. I've got maybe the greatest talent at quarterback to ever play as opposed to going to like, I don't know, like Minnesota or going to like Arizona in a couple of years. It would be very funny.

Eric B. Enemy was just going to all these interviews and just walking in and saying, Hey guys, good to meet you. I actually don't want the job, but I just want to take the interview so that people think I want like, you know, so my name stays out there. That would be great. You know, because maybe he gets an interview. Maybe he's just waiting and maybe there'll be an interview where it is a talent as good

or maybe a step down from bathroom homes like, okay, I'll go take that. So I've got to keep my name out there. But I don't know. I just thought of that. Like if I were Eric B. Enemy and Andy Reed's, you know, over a couple of cheeseburgers like, Hey, I'm going to do this for two more years. I'm going to win two more rings.

I'm going to finish with three and then you can have this because you know, my home's wants being me stick around too. Yeah. Yeah. Um, the, oh, what were you saying? We forgot to say this. This Super Bowl is really, it's not my home's versus Brady. It's the battle of the playoffs.

What do you mean? Damien versus playoff Lenny. Oh, but Damien sat out. Oh, he sat out for the whole year. He sat out for the whole year. But if playoff Lenny, he's not in. Yeah. Yeah.

But playoff Lenny go buy a shirt. We actually, we're working with Leonard Fournette. A very funny. He just slid in my DMs like, Hey, you want to make a shirt? I'm like, yeah. It's very confusing, right? Because it's, it's, was it Daryl Williams, Daryl Williams as opposed to Darnell Damien Williams.

Yeah. So I could see it's, they're both D Williams. Mm hmm. Playoff Daryl. Yeah. The other thing no one's talking about is. I just like saying playoff any time Tom Brady against the team that took his ACL. Yeah.

A little revenge game. True. And, and we're going to get a lot of stories about how Patrick Holmes was in kindergarten when Tom Brady won his first Super Bowl. So that will be fun. I'm looking forward to it. We'll do our whole Super Bowl storylines next week. I'm very excited about that.

One last note. Bill's fans, I, it sucks to lose, but in a weird way, when you lose to such a good opponent and they kind of, it was never close. I think you can look back and be like, that was a really fun year. And it's, it's one of those losses that the future feels so bright right now. And sports are fickle, nothing's guaranteed. You know, you could go away with, I mean, I don't tell Bill's fans as they fucking know, but I do think this is one of those losses.

It's a little different than, you know, it's different than the Saints lost, different than the Packers lost. It's different from missing a field goal wide, right? You're right. At the end of a Super Bowl, you know what you can't say about this? You can't say it was a heartbreaking playoff loss. Right. You can say like, you got your asses kicked and the better team probably won.

But at the end of the day, you can look back at the season, say that that was, we, what a trip that was. That was fucking fun. The 2020 bills were a really fun football team. So I think there's a little solace in that, that you can say to yourself, that was really fun. Any loss sucks, any playoff loss sucks, but the future looks pretty fucking bright. And Brian Dable staying.

Yeah. So that, that also is nice. That's big. It was, the hose was excited tonight for, for Josh Allen, like early on in the game, you could tell he was out there with like a little more adrenaline going because he did the thing where he was like sailing throws by, you know, seven, 20 yards over somebody. But that's what you get when you got, he's got a lively hose. You can't tell the hose.

When I say that, it sounds like I'm, I'm a pimp. Hose, but you, and you look like you got to get, you got to get your hose under control. But you, you make the steps. When his hose is acting out of line, it's, it's a step. It's a process. You had the weird Texans playoff loss last year. This year you win two playoff games, you go to the AFC championship game against climbing the mountain.

So it does, you know, if the bills had lost them in the first round this year, it would have been very, very disappointing, but they've taken that next step next year. It's, you know, the difference between the conference championship and the Super Bowl is pretty fucking big. Do you think that the chiefs would still win like 13 games a year if they were not allowed to run the ball? Cause I do. Could they, could the teams know that?

Yeah. That might change it. I mean, you can, you can scramble for a first down. Right. Right. You can throw screen passes. You can throw. If they didn't run at all, but the team, what, like they had to expect at least a little

bit of run. I think they could. You're allowed to run the ball five times a game. Yeah. Then they could win 13 games. Yeah. I think so. Yeah.

Um, all right. Let's get to football guy the week. Can I say one thing? Yeah. I think the bills took advantage of the offsetting penalties rule at the end of that fight because yeah. Oh, that was such a funny. That was so many flags.

You run through the ball at the guy and then as long as you get one player involved, it offsets. Right. There was a great hit on Josh Allen. One penalty. It cancels out. Yes. Just feast on it.

Yes. That's how you beat the chiefs. Also, what the hell was Bruce Arians doing not declining the penalty that the Packers did? That was dumb as well. That was the dumbest thing I've ever seen. It was really dumb. Yeah.

Like I don't know. There were so many weird things that happened in that game that I, my only explanation was like either the Packers were throwing the game and the Bucks are trying to catch them by doing more boneheaded things to see if the Packers will take advantage of their mistakes to catch them in a blatant cheat. That was really the only explanation I had. It was such a weirdly coached game. I also think the Packers have the weather to blame because it was not cold enough.

So we were lied to about the weather. They said it was 25 degrees. They said that there was snow on the ground. I saw pictures, Big Cat, of snow covering Lambeau Field. They were using like 20 foot long, it looked like just Coke straws to blow the snow off the field. It was awesome. And it was a fucking snow globe in there like an hour before kickoff.

I tune in. It's sunny. Yeah. It looks like it's 55 degrees out there. It looked beautiful. We were lied to by somebody. It looked beautiful. Yeah.

They should blame the weather because I think they win that game of the colder weather. They might. Yeah. Or if there's at least some snow on the field, they win that game. They shouldn't be allowed to have a heated field. They do. Yeah. It's got heated coils on it.

That's not for a while. I know they shouldn't be allowed to have it. They shouldn't be. That's what I'm saying. Should not be. Yeah. Yeah. Agreed.

What's the point? I mean, it's not even frozen tundra. It's the Fod tundra. Right. There was one point in the afternoon game or in the late game where Mahomes got tackled, got like shoved over on the sideline and he landed right next to one of those giant heaters. You know, the big tubes that they have.

They look like jet engines and you have to stay back at least six feet, the ones that Ben Routhensperger stands two feet from. Yeah. He puts his cock in there. Yeah. Just a giant flesh light. Mahomes fell down like right next to it and I was thinking for a second, like, what if somebody got pushed right there and got tackled right there?

Would that just like melt their skin off? Yeah. They should probably move that back a little bit. I don't think it would melt their skin off, but it'd be fun to think about. It would be very fun. Not. I don't want anyone's skin to get. No, we're saying it's fun to think about.

Think about. Yeah. Right. And then they're out for the season. Oh, this is not going to happen to the bears. All right. Let's get to football guy the week we wrap up a football guy the week and who's back of the week.

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If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER. Okay, football guy of the week. Starting off with Dan Campbell. His entire... Yeah, Dan Campbell. Just Dan Tara. Dan Tara Light. Did you guys see the t-shirt I designed?

Yeah. I think we should do that. Yeah. It's got the Detroit D. Dan Tara on his face. We got to get him on the show. Yes. Dan. It's crazy.

He actually... He's probably a listener. Well, he's not only a listener, but I think I had 50-50 people requesting that he's on the show and then people saying, when was that interview you did with Dan Campbell? Because they just assumed we had him on, which is a fair assumption. I would love... Open invite. You say the time and place and I will be there for Dan Campbell.

Also fine print. These were billies. So if you don't like them, billy. Okay. Oh, that's in the book. Okay. The leadership check. The leadership check.

Then he deserves the credit. Yeah. Okay. Vance McDonald, who's retiring. He said, I'll misholding a football and running into a human being as hard as I possibly can. Heath Miller. Yeah.

Jim Harbaugh saw that quote and just came instantly. South Carolina... And then created a child. And then Chris Conti, he just went back into his cabin in the woods for a while. He's like, God damn it. I come out once every five years. Yes. South Carolina's strength and conditioning coach, Luke Day, who in his introductory

press conference said he's a cold brew and not a red bull guy, quoted a psychologist, Angela Duckworth. Oh, Britt. He talked about Britt. I don't like that. I don't like the psychologist. Angela Duckworth has made a little grit industrial complex around the word grit. Bullshit.

Yeah. Psychologists should not be studying grit. Yeah. And then lastly, Victor Nielsen, who is a Bill's fan of cancer survivor. After ringing the bell, he jumped through the table. I saw that. That was awesome. That was awesome.

Feel good story. Happy that you're cancer-free, Victor. Some good nominees this week. Good job, Jake. Good job, Jake. Good job, Jake. Way to go, Jake. Good job, Billy.

All right. I'm going to log it. Before we do who's back, we should talk about Conor McGregor. So I personally think he should have dodged those punches. That's just me. I don't know. You got to get hit once to let yourself know you're in a fight. So you had a broken leg.

It wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't the punches. That was the problem. It sucks because I love watching Conor McGregor. He's electric. He's fun. Shaved Conor McGregor. I don't know.

That was a badass look. Kind of like a triple H look. No, it was great. He had the shaved head. The hair doesn't wave around. So I feel like punches glance off your head more if it's shaved. But he got his ass kicked. It was a beat down at the end, but he was picking his spots before that.

He was like tagging the guy up on his chin, on his nose. And Poirier is really good. I was well actually. No one gets more angry than diehard UFC fans when you get any fact wrong. It almost makes me not want to watch it. I would imagine they drive more people off by just well actually everyone on Twitter like, dude, I'm a fight fan. I like to watch fights.

I like to watch boxing. I like to watch UFC. I always will. It's not my number one sport. Yeah, I like to watch. Just chill out. They're hockey fans with back tattoos. Yeah, like some guy told me today that Conor McGregor is in his prime.

Like I have eyes. He's 32. He used to be champ champ. Yeah, I mean, he almost beat Floyd Mayweather. Yeah, I'm sure he's got a couple paydays coming up on a trilogy with Poirier, a trilogy with Nate Diaz. He's not going away. I asked the question, is he done in terms of like, is he done being a threat for the

belt consistently? I don't feel like it feels like that. I don't know it well enough, but it feels like that just by the fact that he's fought like three times the last four years and one of them was an old dude who he beat and he's lost twice. I don't feel like he's totally done. They're talking about us on TMZ. Not part of my take is on TMZ.

Oh, yo, by the way, my bad. I want to say sorry to Jules. We love Jules coming on. He was like, dude, thanks so much. Now people are talking about retirement. I was like, whoops, my bad. Oh, Jules, he wants to be considered for having Turfto named after him. Okay, nice.

So he was like, you're right about Turfto. Turfto hurts like a bitch and it's named like a bitch. Yeah. He's like, you know how they have Tommy John surgery named after a player? Yep. You should name Jules after a player so we can call it like little Squirrel Toe Squirrel Toe. Yeah.

Squirrel Toe Squirrel Toe sounds. Yeah. I like Squirrel Toe. Julian Adelman is much better than Ninja Warrior. Yeah. Yeah. The TV is talking to us on television. Yeah.

The TV is just going after us right now. Where were we? We're talking about you. So my most people trying to watch the app on ESPN plus apparently looked like the end of that fight with Conor McGregor getting tagged in the face repeatedly. I heard it was bad. I guess the app's broken. Yep.

Big surprise. It's broken every fucking time I try to watch it. You guys laughed at me when I said that it didn't work on an LG TV. Guess what? It doesn't work on any TV now. And Dana White was crashing people's periscopes reporting them to the FBI. But I feel like at that point there were just too many people. It was like they were storming Dana White's Capitol.

Right. And they're like, if all of us stream it at once, you can't arrest us all. Yes. It's fine. We're going to break on through. So I don't know what Dana White's going to do but I'll put it this way. ESPN plus ain't it Dana? Nope.

It ain't it. It ain't it. Hank, do you want to congratulate yourself on betting Poirier? We all were watching the fight together and Hank was the only one who bet Poirier smart. And yeah, it was a nice bet. It was an all time contrarian Hank bet. I told you before and though it's not like there's been times where we come in and we're on the opposite side.

But before and I was like, big hat. It was totally fine. I saw the stat. I'm a fade the public guy. I was like 86 or 90% of the money is on McGregor. You were right. I'm just going to do it. I'm going to send it.

It was smart. And I was we were live streaming so you could like if you want to watch it up the whole time I was like he's losing. He's losing. He's losing. He's not landing anything. McGregor is landing everything and then it just turned in two seconds. We got he got that one punch to the side of his head.

Yeah. And then McGregor didn't know how to defend from that point on. But Hank it wasn't only that it was also afterwards in the blackjack table. Well, I was playing pretty well on blackjack and then I sit down with Hank and Hank just immediately drains me of all my money. He like triples his money. I mean I lose all mine. I go back.

I re up. I get more money. Sit down next to him again. Hank again. Triples his money. I lose all my money again. I mean at least you got like time and enjoyment. Not enjoyment.

No. Like you got to do something. I. Poirier wins. I said Hank come with me. We're going to the roulette table. I gave him a $500 chip and like let's see if this hot streak is real. You pick and then right as he picks I'm like fuck it.

Double it. And I gave another $500 chip and lost $1,000 in two seconds because Hank's apparently his hot streak is only for him. No it's disgusting. He's the most selfish hot streak of all time. I actually think that that adds to his hot streak that we keep losing around him. Yeah. But I needed to find out like this was I was basically a scientist like I had to find

out is this man the hottest man on earth. And if so I would like some of this I would like some residual hotness I'd like to get near the hotter and burn my the heater and burn my skin turns out doesn't work for me. Just fucking he picked black and it was as red as red could be. No I picked red nose as black. Oh was fuck. I don't even I just knew that I was like fucking the craziest I I was I had a moment and I like it was I was dead serious but let's go to the roulette table and I had a number

picked. I thought you were going to give me 500. I thought I had a number. 23. I was like let's go. Was it? Yeah. No.

Did it hit? No. Yeah. That's how you know. That was the mood. I wasn't in that exact. That was disgustingly arrogant of you. I got this way.

You probably thought that you were going to hit it. I did. All right. Let's before we do who's back of the week. You know who should have used Norton VPN to protect themselves. Who's that? Conor McGregor couldn't fucking get his hands up. Yeah.

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Our boy, Dicky V, Dick Vitale, Die Hard Bucks fan apparently. He was tweeting, so the first tweet that started started off and this is not, this is an ad I'll eat my comb. If this all turns out to be some type of ad. Oh shit, no. If this is an ad, you have to chug it a large size of PeptoBismol. Deal. Okay, extra large.

And not if it comes out like he might get a PeptoBismol deal after the fact but if it comes out that this was an ad the whole time, I will chug a full bottle because it was so funny and it was natural, I believe. He tweeted the first tweet that started off. He said, every time Rogers and the Packers get the ball, I need some PeptoBismol with like an old man's selfie of him holding a bottle. And then he just, that was just a theme that he went with to like two minutes later. He said, I can't take it.

My stomach is rumbling. Lorraine, get me that Pepto, baby, with another, a different, it's the same exact, he's in the same seat with the same bottle, but it's a slightly different angle. And then, you know, he was saying Sips, JPP got a sip, he goes, Super D, JPP, baby, go bucks PeptoBismol. My stomach cannot take it. Amos decides the national football conference title, Super Bowl with him drinking PeptoBismol. Just an electric series of tweets.

Did he finish the Pepto? How much damage did he do to that? He had to finish the whole thing. What a time to be alive. I don't think I could see through, but it was, it was, I was laughing my ass off. It was Dickey, it was prime time Dickey V. What a time to be alive for Dickey V right now, like one, you are still alive, two, you're a Tampa Bay, Tampa Bay, and you have going for your second title this year, you're

going to your third title game, huge, unreal. Also just what a time to be alive for all of us, like people always, I think it's overused to say this website is free, but when you've got Dickey B slamming Pepto, like drinking five fingers of Pepto in the course of two hours and posting pictures of it the entire time, like imagine going back and telling you when you were like 15, the guy that loses his fucking mind over LeBron James doing behind the back pass is going to be yugging. Diarrhea medicine. In your face on Twitter.com, I would be, I would be pumped to your point.

I think it's all been worse. His shit's going to be so jet black tomorrow. You said the fact that he's still alive. Remember at the beginning of the season, he kind of said he might be going soon. Yeah. He was like, I might, he's like, I might be out of here soon. Guys like, what? Dickey V.

And now he's got his three hometown teams in the championship. True. Dickey V. Also Conor McGregor memes are just so hilarious. Well, yeah, Bernie. Bernie's on the cool throne. Well, no, because now they're combining. They're combining.

Everyone's like, oh, this is amazing. I can't believe. Bernie's is getting combined into every new meme that comes out. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. Shout out to Benny Bulford. No, they're so funny. They're so funny.

That one was kind of funny. Dickey, they're so funny. That's mascot in the game. Get it because he was sitting there. Yeah. I saw one today. It was Star Wars. You don't get it.

No, you don't. No, wait, Hank. I don't think you get it. Bernie was a stormtrooper. Wait, explain to us what is funny about Bernie sitting there. So it's like he's sitting there. No, he doesn't get it. But he's in.

Wait, no, wait, no. He's like, if it's a TV show, like it's Game of Thrones, but it's Bernie Sanders in Game of Thrones. No, no, he doesn't get it. Wait, is he like, is he Bran? Dude, don't get it. With Mittens on. With Mittens on.

He could be Bran, it could be like. Yeah, like because Bran is in a wheelchair. If he's pulled through, he could bring him inside. Bran is in a wheelchair and Bernie Sanders was sitting in a chair. No, you don't. No, you don't. Does not get it. Yeah.

If Hank, if you see Hank tweeting any Bernie memes, just respond to him. Don't get it. Thanks to casual. Don't get it, dude. Don't pretend like you know. Casual. Who's back a week, PFT? My who's back of the week is the Matt Stafford jackpot.

Oh, let's go. So the Matt Stafford Matt Stafford is well, just Detroit's back in general. They got Dan Campbell. They got everything. They got us and they're they're rebuilding. They're starting over. I think this is the right move. I actually think it's like people who are Detroit Lions fans are very pumped to see

Matt Stafford maybe go somewhere good. Yeah. No, we are. I was listening to Sports Talk Rated Day and there was a lot of that. There was a lot of people being like, you know, we want him to have a great time to get. I just want I wanted to be happy. Yeah.

With his life. And so now they can't live tweeted Vicky V. I just forgot how funny it was because I responded in real time when it happened and then you were like, I'll go back after a show because Big Cat will like pop up onto my timeline and be like, Big Cat tweeted like five times during part of my day as soon as the ads hit. I'm tweeting. Rather during the show than when we're driving. That's true.

I haven't done that point. I mean, Jesus Christ. It's not just Matt Stafford. It's like, I would have liked to drive my car this morning, but you slept in and fucking hijacked the keys. All right. That was a jerk. I shouldn't have brought that.

Yeah. But more than the Matt Stafford is the quarterback photo shops are still going and they're going stronger than ever. Yeah. And Matt Stafford, it was like it was a binance of photo shops of Matt Stafford as soon as the lines announced that he's not going to be coming back. Yes. And I mean, they're all great.

They're all I can't choose a favorite one because they're all perfect. I think, I mean, I hope he goes somewhere good and gets to like a championship game because then I could say he's a Hall of Famer. Yeah. I think you can still say it. Yeah. I can still say whatever I want. At least the Hall of Famer.

And I said, we're going to kill the chiefs. Say whatever the fuck I want. All right. The next week is Coach K being an absolute asshole. So if you missed it, Coach K was asked the question after another loss to Louisville on Saturday by a student reporter from the Duke Chronicle, Jake Piazza. Ooh. What do you think about that, Jake?

No relation. Very cool. Asking Coach K, where do you guys go from here? Which is a very routine question. Respect student. They've had a very bad year. And Coach K essentially embarrassed and belittled this kid saying, what is your major? What do you have?

Like if you have a bad E contest, what if I asked you when you came out of the E contest, where do you go from here? And spun it into all about me, Coach K, like how could you ever ask about my team when we're in a pandemic? There are bigger things going on right now. Well, I think Coach K, he turned into a life lesson for the kid and he really taught him something. He was a coach.

He's a dick. He didn't even ask a question. By the way, he was coaching him. Asking Coach K, like where do you go from here after a loss, that's as dumb as that question is. That's probably a more relevant question than 90 percent of the shit that they get asked after this. Yeah.

To me, it seems like perfectly normally relevant. Like you guys suck this year. What do you do? Where do you go from here? And then he was like, well, I need to teach you about manners, young man. I wish. I wish this kid, and he's a big J. We can get your take on it, Jake, but like, he's a big J.

He probably has a career in front of him where he doesn't want to screw things up. And I wish he had been like, where do I go after an econ test? I go back to my dorm room and watch you get fucking house by pit. Idiot. I'm going to have to take another year econ because I've lost so much money betting on you this year. It's like he coach K is such. How can you defend this, Hank?

He's such a jerk. He was so small. He's just a jerk. He's a quintessential jerk. Maybe to the outside, but you know, yeah, he's a jerk. The leader of men. Okay. He's a jerk.

If you're Chris Doha or his wife, he's not that bad a guy. Well, I've seen, you know, I've seen like Baron Davis chirped him on Twitter and then a lot of the, you know, the former Duke players are all like, whoa, whoa, whoa, man, chill out. Oh, you think the, oh, the players that he pays are going to have his back. No shit. He's a jerk to other people. Listen, maybe it's time for coach K to, you know, think about stepping down.

Oh. Okay. It is. I didn't want to say it, Hank, but this is like when you start to get a little older and a little short with your fuse. This isn't great. Like this is snappy coach K is definitely in this snappy territory where it's going to get worse.

He's, this isn't the last time he snaps on someone. No. Remember he did want every team in the tournament at the beginning of the season. Did he not believe in his team this year? Oh, I just saw this. Jeff Capel defended him. So of course, probably not that good a guy. Yeah.

Yeah. Jeff Capel. Where are you seeing this pitch? I just made it up. All right. What are your thoughts on that, Jake? And also who's back the week? Yeah.

My thoughts are very respectable question. The student showed some poise. Student journalist. Student journalist. Yeah. I think this is actually, this is actually going to help the student journalist because now everybody knows his name. Jake Piazza is now a household name throughout the sports media industry.

Forget Jake. It's like Mitch. Bob costs Jake Piazza. Yeah. I like the name Jake Piazza. And also Jake, like your last name, he follows me. Maybe he's NAWL. What's up, Jake?

Dude, that was a cool question you asked. Don't let Coach K be a prick to you. The Italian version of Jake Marsh would be a very hilarious report to have. Just reporting on Italian. Meatballs. Sports business. He has a story to tell the rest of his big J life. Yeah.

It's pretty cool. That's true. We got your back, bro. Yeah. My who's back. Another college basketball coach and making bad headlines. Slotting to the DMs is my who's back. Very stock house.

I had a coach of Vanderbilt. He DMs a Vanderbilt fan. Your life must be miserable. Then fans said, not sure if you noticed, but you need more passionate fans. And he said, that's bull SHIT real fans, real fans support fake ASS fan. So he's just in the middle of a. People were saying that they were presented by the PUSS. Why you dropped.

Yeah. Spelled it on Friday's show. Spelled it. Yeah, I know. I had somebody slide to the DMs and said that they would pay a thousand dollars to the Barstool fund if Jake would cuss on the air. Oh, imagine if you did a cameo that was just swears. If they show proof, I will do it.

Oh, let's go. All right. What about $10,000 racial slur, homophobic slur? Yeah. No, no, no. $20,000, any slur of your choice, but you have to do it in a Nazi uniform. No. Okay.

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Curse. But none of the bad stuff we just said, we were just testing them, all that's bad. Okay it's gotta be a curse. We disavowed on Steven A's page. Yeah, damn Helena Asser old generic profanity test. That's actually a fact. I got a random number generator. Okay.

Yeah. Ready? Oh I'm gonna refresh it. You were gonna say what? 23. 23. 18. 85 85 all right Jake you can watch to confirm I'll say 98 45 45 Hanks

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