Pardon My Take - Chris Bosh, DK Metcalf, MLB/NBA Postseason and Bill O'Brien Fired

Episode Date: October 7, 2020

Heat/Lakers Game 4 the Heat tried, they really did (2:27 - 10:45). We talk some playoff baseball and we discuss whether or not we should root for the Astros for maximum chaos. Monday Night Football cl...ean up and Bill O'Brien (10:45 - 29:52). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (29:52 - 44:36). Chris Bosh joins the show to talk about his new music, the NBA Finals, Heat Culture, and does this count for Lebron? (44:36 - 80:07) DK Metcalf joins the show to talk about his awesome start to the season, fumbling at the 1 yard line, apologizing to Hank for that fumble and more (80:07 - 106:57). We finish with guys on chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, Chris Bosch and DK Metcalf, two for the people. We talk NBA finals with Chris Bosch, whether this actually counts, LeBron, all types of stuff, his new music, and then we have DK, our friend DK on to talk about fumbling at the goal line, fumbling at the goal line, and also fumbling at the goal line. And getting Seward by me repeatedly on Twitter and his new music.
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Starting point is 00:02:21 Use code BARSTULE, you get $10 for free, $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Wednesday, October 7th, and the Heat are dead. Not dead yet. The Heat are not, no, H-E-A-T-D-E-A-D. It is, it's unseasonably cool. The Heat's not dead yet. We could have another Heat Wave come back. I think that if they win the next game, I think that they might make it to game six.
Starting point is 00:02:48 They gave it their all. They tried very, very hard. Valiant effort from BAM to come back from injury. There's no way that he's a hundred percent. But they didn't count on the Lakers' best player, Kentavius, called both Pope. And the referees as well. ACP. Yeah, the rest, yeah, whatever.
Starting point is 00:03:08 I mean, the Lakers get every call. You just got to know that's going to happen. They also didn't count on Mark Jackson breaking out the best call. Maybe in the history of sports, not all heroes wear capes. No, it wasn't. That would have been great. What he actually said was, a hero isn't just a sandwich. Oh, nice.
Starting point is 00:03:25 Even better. I actually liked that. He zigged on us. We didn't expect that. But yeah, I don't know, man. This is, the Heat, it's unfortunate because I'm not going to make excuses and say that this doesn't count as a finals win for LeBron. But you got to think that if Dragach played this game, they, Pete would probably win.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Absolutely. I mean, we can all agree on that. And not to mention BAM out there with one arm. And it's not fair to have KCP all of a sudden be good, right? Like that's not cool. Also, I think I got hit in his dick. Like, dude, we've seen your dick. And it's October.
Starting point is 00:03:58 And it's October. Right, Hank. There are no fans there. No fans. It's October. Who cares? It is October. All right.
Starting point is 00:04:06 So also LeBron is very rested having taken the, the 10 seconds off prematurely in the last game. Yes. So you get a very load management is what they call that. And LeBron, look, here's where it's illegal to me. LeBron, you can't just start making your free throws. That was a joke we had. We were going with it.
Starting point is 00:04:24 You missed your free throws now. You sucked a free throws. Now he's all of a sudden making them. I feel robbed of some joy there. Also just one last spin zone on this game, looking at the Lakers roster. You had all the starters, plus minus, Anthony Davis was plus 17, Dwight Howard plus three, Danny Green plus five, KCP plus eight, LeBron James minus two. We're not cherry picking that.
Starting point is 00:04:52 That's an actual stat. Are the Lakers better without LeBron? That's what many are asking. I don't know. If you put in Rondo and said LeBron, he's a plus eight. They probably went by a hundred. Either way, it was a good game though, like the heat. They tried.
Starting point is 00:05:05 Good job. Good effort. Good job. Good effort. That's what he said. I think it was like last Friday night. He said like that was a solid performance by the heat and a loss. All right, Jake, we'll give you 30 seconds to tell us how you feel about your heat.
Starting point is 00:05:20 It's a big night for Jake. He had the heat die at the end. He's got the Yankees losing their pinstripes. It's bad night. Oh, Jean-Carlo Stanton hit a ball to the fucking moon. That guy, when he hits home runs, like him, he and Aaron judge, when they get a hold of one, it's awe-inspiring. So there are two on no out in the top of the ninth right now as you record this.
Starting point is 00:05:46 Quickly, Jake, give us something about the heat. They are not dead yet. We're going to hear from Chris Bosch in a little bit. He believes in the culture. Well, he did say they were going to win game four. They didn't. They did not. However, they are going to win this series in seven games.
Starting point is 00:06:03 It would make me happier. My darling Jake, if they're if LeBron blew a 3-1 lead, that would be something we would never forget that. Mike, then these would be the most important playoffs of the world. We'd all agree. Right? Oh, absolutely. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:18 All right. So baseball, we're going to do more NBA finals with Chris Bosch in a sec. Baseball in a plot twist that I didn't see coming. I think as a podcast minus Jake, because Jake plays the game the right way, we all came to an independent thought today, legitimately, like I was down in Dallas, so I wasn't even here. I came back. I had this conversation with someone earlier and then I came back.
Starting point is 00:06:46 You guys are having this conversation. I think we're going to root for the Astros. I'm 100 percent rooting for the Astros. They just I hated that fucking fight. I hated that Korea quote, and I was like, fuck these guys. But now they've won a couple and they're starting to hit dingers like they did. Like George Springer had two today. I think Korea had two the other Monday.
Starting point is 00:07:09 It would make so many people angry. Yes. And so many Yankee fans angry and so many Dodger. Like it would make so many people angry that I think we have to root for that now. I think they're cheating again, which is what I said they should do when they got caught. They should just do the exact same thing they did last year. Right now is the time where nobody's going to expect them to be cheating. They're like, oh, the Astros, they learned their lesson.
Starting point is 00:07:31 They're afraid to get surely they won't install another buzzer system using vibrators that they keep between their butt cheeks when they step up to the plate. No, I think that they are cheating and I am all for it. I hope that it's Yankee's Astros and I hope they beat the Yankees and then I hope they play against the Dodgers. At that point, I'm not sure if I'm going to root for the Astros or the Dodgers, but I'm probably going to root for the Astros. Yeah, I it's one of those ones where I in theory, it's funny.
Starting point is 00:07:59 Here's where I want. Here's where I'll land on this. I want the Astros to get to the World Series. I do not want them to win because then you got to think about the other side of this this fence here soon as we get the other side, then Astros fans are going to be insufferable and be like, yeah, well, we deserve it. We're the best. We didn't even need to cheat this time.
Starting point is 00:08:17 We can't have that. Well, so I want them to bother everyone and then ultimately lose so that we can shit on them again. That is the perfect arc. I agree with that. The only thing I disagree with is the crown that I'll get to wear as a Nats fan. If we're the team that disrupted the Astros dynasty, yeah, if we are the two isn't I guess two out of three.
Starting point is 00:08:39 They would have won. Yeah, they would have won. Two out of three. We broke up. We broke them up in a row. Yeah, I would. Yeah, we stopped them from becoming the team of the decade. I just I don't want them to win.
Starting point is 00:08:50 I don't want them to win the World Series. I want them to beat the Yankees and then I want them to like Kershaw to like draw a perfect game against. Does the commissioner hand them the trophy? I want Slim Diego to win. Yeah, Slim Diego will be fun. But is there a ceremony where the commissioner has to hand the trophy to the Astros? Probably.
Starting point is 00:09:07 That would be very, very funny. Yes. He had to do that. He awards them with an extra DH to use next season. Yeah. Listen, the Astros are pissing people off and I like that. But yeah, I don't want them to go all the way because you know Astro fans and you know what the worst part is Astros fans are also James Harden fans, not analytics fans, not
Starting point is 00:09:29 all nerd ball. They're not. They're not. I can't do that. They had their one. They had their one. Okay. And also you the one that you can then always argue was tainted will then be tainted.
Starting point is 00:09:44 You're right. They won't have. They won't have a legitimate. Too many taints. Yeah. Too many taints. No, no, I'm saying like if they win an extra if they win without cheating, yes, they can claim.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Yes. The taint isn't real. Yes. So I don't want that. I don't want that. I'm I'm still up in the air. If it's slam Diego, I'm rooting for them. Yep.
Starting point is 00:10:02 If it's the Dodgers. Are you telling me that you're not going to root for an epic Clinton Kershaw meltdown in the playoffs? No, man. He's at the end, man. I just at some point you kick you kick a guy so much you just want to see him get back up. Everyone loves a redemption story.
Starting point is 00:10:15 You know what I mean? Like, yeah, at the end, at the end, the Astros, yeah, good point. No, at the very end, you do want, you know, like Tiger winning the Masters or like you want the guy. Virginia basketball. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that one I don't care about.
Starting point is 00:10:30 But yeah, sure. The winning the Stanley Cup after. Exactly. Everyone remembers where they were when the lightning won the war. No, the Virginia is good. Virginia is a good, good call. But yeah, you want that. That's what America does.
Starting point is 00:10:42 Patriots after deflate gate. Yep. That's what America does, though. We beat people down and then we lift them back up. And then when they get too good again, we beat them back down again. Mary and Barry. Yeah. Perfect.
Starting point is 00:10:55 Yep. Exactly. All right. Let's, what are you laughing about? What are you going to say? I'm not. Say it, Hank. Say it.
Starting point is 00:11:03 Oscar Mysterious. Oh, I thought you were going to say this. The challenger. I wasn't going to say that. I wasn't going to say that. I wasn't going to say that for the record. I was not going to say that. I was not going to say that.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Oh, my God. I was not going to say that. Actions better than ever. Yeah. Okay. Let's recap some Monday night football. Oh, should we first talk about our friend, Bill O'Brien, losing two jobs on Monday? Three jobs.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Three jobs. Off of the coordinator as well. They never announced that he lost off of the coordinator. That's true. They said that they fired GM and head coach Bill O'Brien. Right. But he might stick around. At the very least, Bill O'Brien left some things behind in the office that he can come
Starting point is 00:11:36 back and collect gradually over the course of the next four weeks. Oh, one more thing, Romeo. You might want to add this into the game. It would be hilarious if they were to. If they were to trade JJ. If they were doing Zoom installs and he was just popping in. Yeah. Zoom crashing.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Change the passwords. Yeah. They did the thing where they let him talk to the press. I like that. That's like a new trend. Classy. Ron Rivera. They did that with him when he left the Carolina Panthers.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Yep. Bill O'Brien. I think it's just like if you've been with the team for longer than, it's actually like if you took over the team when they really stunk and then you got them to the playoffs at least once. Right. And stayed there for five years. They let you say goodbye.
Starting point is 00:12:10 This Ron Rivera, when he said we won the NFC South three years in a row and failed to mention that one of those years, I think they went seven, eight and one. They won the NFC South. They won the NFC South. But Bill O'Brien has been fired. You have to think that if he had just done the play calling move like two weeks earlier, he might have been able to save this job. I also think there's, I can't remember who said it, but someone was like, I think he
Starting point is 00:12:37 might have done them. I think he might have been calling the plays like two weeks ago, but waited to announce it till the Vikings game so he could take credit against the bad defense. Yeah. So he was waiting. And then if they had like pulled off an upset against the Steelers, you've been like, you know, who's calling the plays me instead, he did it with the Vikings game to publicly come out and be like, Hey, guess what guys, the schedule is about to get softer.
Starting point is 00:12:59 I'm about to start calling the plays. We're going to start winning football games. He forgot the winning football games part. And now we are back to my favorite storyline in the world. Sean Watson deserves deserves better. Yeah. Everyone's feeling bad. Do you think he's going to come back?
Starting point is 00:13:14 Do you think that Deandre Hopkins is going to come back to the Sean? That would be funny. Just Hey, now that this is over, I can come back. Yeah. This, this junkyard, Kyle Shanahan, bitch, Cliff Kingsbury, I'm done with him. So we are, we are back to the whole notion of like to Sean deserves better. But my other favorite storyline is interim head coaches and Romeo Cornell is technically their interim head coach.
Starting point is 00:13:37 He doesn't. He doesn't do it for me as an interim head coach. You want your interim head coach is actually like the five year anniversary of Tony Sparano bearing the football today when he was the Raiders interim head coach. And you want your, your interim guide to come in and light a spark Romeo. There's nothing about Romeo that screams spark. I think he's the oldest head coach. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:57 In the NFL right now. His, his motivational trick is like, okay, everybody has to get a library card. I'm going to tell me, tell me what you read at the start of next meeting. We're going to have some nap time in the middle of the afternoon. You're right though. The interim head coach is the best case scenario is the guys love him so much that he becomes the head coach. Freddie kitchens.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Yeah. Well, he wasn't the interim head coach, but you know what I mean? Like the guys, you know, Cape forms so much that they're like, you got to make him head coach. And then that always fails. But yeah, you want a Dan Campbell playing Metallica, dressing the dolphins in all black coach. Oh, and at USC and LSU was legendary.
Starting point is 00:14:34 Who then he became the LSU head coach. That's what you aspire for Romeo Cornell. They're just playing out the string and it's early to play out the string. Yes. You want, you want your interim head coach to be the substitute teacher that has an open carry license. Romeo Cornell is the substitute teacher that comes in and just like falls asleep at the desk.
Starting point is 00:14:53 Yeah. And then like every now and then wakes up and yells at someone, but like, you better stop fucking around back there and then falls back asleep. Romeo is going to wheel in the TV cart that we all saw back in elementary school put on Bill and I, the science guy and fall asleep when he turns the lights out. And one of the kids is going to like steal the remote and turn off the TV and Romeo is going to lose it trying to figure out what's going on. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:13 So technology is not his strong suit. What were you going to say, Jake? Not only the oldest head coach right now, the NFL research, the oldest person to coach a game in the history of the NFL at 73. Oh, wow. I feel like Bill Parcell still got one more run at him. What do you think about, what do you think about Jeff Fisher? I think Jeff Fisher Houston have him move the team to Tennessee and then move the team
Starting point is 00:15:33 to LA. I like that. The Los Angeles Texans. Too bad for Bill O'Brien. I'm going to miss that chin. He's going to go somewhere. Another notch on Bill Belichick's I'll let you free and then you can fuck up a franchise belt.
Starting point is 00:15:47 Yes. This was actually his, his masterpiece. Yeah. It was like, they got a great quarterback. They have probably the best wide receiver in the NFL. Bill, I need you to trade away to Sean Watt. I need you to trade away Deandre Hopkins to the NFC for me. Yes.
Starting point is 00:16:01 Ruin it. So that was the Bill O'Brien news. We had Monday night football, double Monday night football, which was very confusing. By the way, real quick, it just, it just dawned on me right now. This timing makes no sense to fire Bill O'Brien. No. It makes absolutely no sense because you're going to, you're going to let him trade away your franchise's best player.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Then you're going to give him four games and then fire him after that. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're under the assumption that the Texans are like a franchise that does smart things. That's true. I'm just saying. So in my mind, it makes perfect sense. This is exactly what a dumb franchise would do. Let their coach become their GM in a power struggle, have him wreck everything and then
Starting point is 00:16:43 fire him four games in the season. That's true. That's true. We're not talking about Steelers or the Patriots or the Seahawks, we're talking about the Houston Texans. The other thing. I think I realized also what's pissing me off about this is that it's thrown off the whole timetable of when we expect bad coaches to be fired.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Yes. It's so early. People are saying like Dan Quinn after that loss, he's going to get fired before he gets on the plane. No, no, no, no, no, these, these firings happen either in the bi-week or like week 10 at the early. Like after Thanksgiving, I did, um, I saw a tweet today about Dan Quinn and it was a report from a Falcons beat reporter and he said, um, according to my sources, Dan Quinn
Starting point is 00:17:25 is not expected to be fired today. Okay. That's when you know you're in trouble. Yeah. When they're now reporting on days you don't get fired. He's doing the key card update. Dan Quinn access the Atlanta Falcons. Nothing about tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:17:37 Nothing about tomorrow. But today, Tuesday, Dan Quinn kept his job. If I may, I think that Dan Quinn will be just fine. He said after the game and I'm paraphrasing here probably no one's more upset than I am. I'm going to take a long look in the mirror. It starts and it ends with me. Oh, there you go. I'm in full evaluation process from the top down and, uh, we're looking forward to getting
Starting point is 00:17:59 this thing turned around because we've got a great team. They deserve better. The fans deserve better. So it starts with me again. I'm looking into the mirror and you know what the Falcons, they're going to probably, I'm going to look up their schedule real quick, but they're probably going to play for Dan Quinn job. I'll say something nice about the Falcons.
Starting point is 00:18:17 They were trying on Monday night football. They weren't a dead football team. Now Matt Ryan, I, he's starting to see ghosts. He's starting to see ghosts. He's starting to, there's a couple of plays where you're like, what is he looking at? But they still have all those first rounders. All right. So the Falcons play the Panthers, the Vikings, the Lions, the Panthers, the Broncos.
Starting point is 00:18:36 Okay. They could start. They could. Yeah. I look, if you want to talk about schedule fucked, they, they start, they started the season against the Seahawks, which some may say is, you know, the, the second, third best team in the league. They lost in that crazy game against Cowboys.
Starting point is 00:18:50 They lost that crazy game against the Bears, three and one bears. And then they played against the Packers, who some may say is the top, you know, three team in the league. So you want to talk about schedule fucked. The Falcons are up there for it. I think Dan Quinn might, I think Dan Quinn might keep his job. I think he might rattle off enough wins to get to eight and eight and keep this goddamn job.
Starting point is 00:19:09 That's, I mean, the, the next five games that you just mentioned right there, they seem all winnable. They could go. They could go. Well, what's my one, what's, what's one of my three things I'm going to do this year respect Teddy Bridge, one or more. So that's right. Not going to beat the Panthers.
Starting point is 00:19:23 Okay. But Vikings, Lions, Panthers twice in Broncos that, that feels like the, we could be sitting here halfway through the season and it'd be like the Falcons are three and five. And they're heating up. They're on a roll. Yeah. I think, I think Dan Quinn, maybe, maybe spend less time looking the mirror, more time looking at opponents running backs in the flat.
Starting point is 00:19:43 That would work. That would be nice. If they could guard a running back who's very obviously about to catch a pass and scoot for a four yard first down. Yes. I'm also, so that game, I mean, Aaron Rodgers just decided he's going to be an MVP again. I'm so fucking sick of this shit. The hard counts back.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Hard counts back. And he's messing with people. He's getting cocky with it. His hard count this week. He said hard count instead of hike. Yeah. Because he knows everyone's listening. Are you kidding?
Starting point is 00:20:08 I'm going to frog in my throat. You got the cocoa? I got a frog in my throat. That's usually Billy's territory. It'd be deep throat and toads. I'm good. You okay? Yes.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Good. Don't let it finish. Yes. But yeah. Yeah. Ribbit, ribbit. Aaron Rodgers, psyching people out with a hard count. And this fucking Taunian guy.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Get out of here, man. They don't. Packers. Don't. Don't do this. Packers. The Packers are, and I know it's because Aaron Rodgers is not the receivers, but they are the number one team of let's just throw random dudes out there and they'll just
Starting point is 00:20:39 ball out. It's funny because Aaron Rodgers was laughing and people were like, why is he laughing so much? Just because he's, it's a big joke to him that he's able to complete touchdown passes to his tight end. Yes. He never has a good tight end. That game also, there's nothing more demoralizing than, I've never seen an over killer quite
Starting point is 00:20:58 like that sequence of events where the Packers got stopped fourth and goal on the one and then the Falcons went on a 10 minute, 20 play field goal drive. It was a 94 yard drive. Just sucked the life out of everything. Yeah, that was tough. It really was over. I also had the over on that one. So the other game, the chief's Patriots, this was like a glimpse into an alternate reality
Starting point is 00:21:21 of what would happen if Bilbao check didn't have a quarterback because holy shit, Brian Hoyer, there was a Yabo for the raise there, Brian Hoyer. I'll say some nice things about Brian Hoyer. He's not afraid to stay in the pocket even while he's getting sacked and there's a rush in front of him and he has no timeouts. And he has no timeouts. He's fearless. He is cool under pressure back there.
Starting point is 00:21:46 His internal clock, it just never expires. He does not see ghosts ever. No, no. He sees the player in front of him sacking him and he's still like, I can get out of this. He's Bruce Willis at the start of the sixth sense for the first five minutes. So that game, Hank, like it was the pictures. That was a winnable game. Did we ever get an explanation on the patch from home's turnover?
Starting point is 00:22:09 Was it Belichick was complaining and missed it because no, the report, the ref reporter would ever came out today and they said that they called them down because he was getting sat. But you could hear there wasn't a whistle and credit to Dave Tobe who couldn't challenge it. Oh, OK. He couldn't challenge it. Dave Tobe, though, who's like the best special teams coach in the league.
Starting point is 00:22:30 He used to coach the Bears when they had Hester in that run, but I've never seen a punt get off faster. That thing you blinked and that punt was off. Yeah. And Belichick was like out on the field, took off both of his masks at the refs about that one. He was pissed off. I don't blame him for being mad, but I will say Stitum has a great handoff.
Starting point is 00:22:50 His handoffs look crisp. Nice handoff. The eyeball test. He passed it. Quarterback controversy. New England. It's one of those things where it's like you can't really judge a guy until you at least start a few games.
Starting point is 00:23:00 Like it's if you're not if you're coming in as the backup, it's not it's not really a fair sample size. Can we also I know I ranted about this, I think last week when Matthew Berry tweeted that 31 teams passed on Cam Newton, which was crazy to say. But this like the Patriots were thinking about starting Jared Stitum over Cam Newton. No, they weren't Boston radio. No, they weren't. Bill Belichick was playing mind games with everyone.
Starting point is 00:23:22 There's that was prime time Corona when there was no sports going on and there was nothing to talk about. But that also is that's a credit to Belichick and the coaching job that he's done in his entire career where the fastest way for a guy to get hype is for Belichick to draft you in the late rounds as a quarterback. Well, so I think Ryan Mallett, yeah, Matt Castle, like you just name all these guys who Brian Hoyer. You can name any guy who he drafts and everyone's like, what did he see that we didn't see?
Starting point is 00:23:49 I know they probably just think I think Brian Flores was a coach that before the season started wouldn't even acknowledge that Cam was going to be the start of quarterback. He was like, I think they're going to have an open competition. Those other guys are pretty good. That's another classic. That's Belichick telling his former disciple, right, what to say to the media to gas up Hoyer. Right.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Jacobi. But isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. It is the great. The greatest. The greatest job you can have in all of sports is to be like a fifth rounder that gets drafted by Bill Belichick because smart by him.
Starting point is 00:24:18 He always like he feels like he takes a quarterback every other year, which smart organizations do that. But he instantly gets bumped up to like a second rounder just by, I mean, it happens all the time with trades too. Belichick does the trade. Everyone's like, well, that guy's washed up. There's got to be something. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Yeah. He's in everyone's head. Yeah. And so like Mohammed Sanu, they picked him up last year. Yes. Everybody was like, this is what a classic. Wow. Belichick fine.
Starting point is 00:24:43 I think Mohammed Sanu has been cut by two teams since the Patriots got him. Yes. So yeah, everyone thinks automatically you go there, there's something about you. Like Belam is going to get a job soon or is he on the Giants now? He's on the Giants. He's on the Giants. He didn't get it right. He had to run laps.
Starting point is 00:24:56 He had to run splints with Joe Judge. My only concern about Cam is that they're doing all the contact tracing and testing of the other Patriots. Zero other New England Patriots besides Cam have tested positive. Not true. One did today. Sorry. Bill Murray.
Starting point is 00:25:11 Practice squad. Practice squad. He's everywhere. He's hilarious. No starters. Nobody on the offense has tested positive. Is that indictment on Cam Newton's leadership? Because you know that if Tom Brady had Corona when he was in New England, Julian Edelman
Starting point is 00:25:26 would be the one like driving him around outside the hospital without a mask on, waving to his fans. Julian would be like, Julian, we get, he would test positive within 30 seconds of Tom Brady testing positive. I'd love to see what concoction Alex Guerrero would come up with to cure Corona for Tom Brady. Hose water. We drank it as a kid.
Starting point is 00:25:45 Eat this nickel. Yeah. We drank some cabbage and some hose water. Yeah. I'm going to make a broth out of loose change in my pockets and we're going to add in some eye of newt and we're going to give you a deep tissue massage in your throat. I'm going to need every tomato in New England exported to the state of New York. I can't have tomatoes within three states of making this broth.
Starting point is 00:26:06 Alex Guerrero has definitely like pulled Tom Brady aside during the pandemic and been like, Hey man, I'm loyal to you first and I'm here to do a job for you. But if they call upon me to find a vaccine for this coronavirus, I got one. Like he's like, I'm not, listen, I'm not going to put my hand up. But if they asked me, I could fix this thing. It's just drink a lot of water. Yeah. You need to double your water.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Positive thoughts. Yeah. Positive thoughts and water. We're a copper undershirt to bed and then sleep with this crystal underneath your pillow. Oh man. All right. So that was Monday night football, the double Monday football. I also, I love the two planes that the Patriots took to is like, this is the sick plane.
Starting point is 00:26:44 This is the death plane. Yeah. This is the Spirit Airlines and then this is the real plane. It was jet blue. I have to admit something. I, in a moment that like I'm having more and more dad moments, but when this kickoff started at 850, I audibly said, this is too late for me. Oh really?
Starting point is 00:27:04 Yeah. I don't know what those 30 minutes did, but I was like, I watched the whole game. But I still said, I was like, Jesus Christ, it's fucking late. Well, I think it was because the Patriots game had started and ended and you're like, you know, this is seven o'clock, it's over at 930. Like this is awesome. It was, though, though, I just, it was, I mean, it's every father in America. Any game that starts past eight o'clock, they're just like, no, too late.
Starting point is 00:27:28 Dad strength expires when the sun goes down and maybe wake up in the fourth quarter on the couch and be like, what happened? Okay, got it. I do think it was, it was a good game for the chiefs to win ugly. They prove that they can win a game that where they don't look like their office is unstoppable. This is what the chiefs are now too, is that you, that you can stop them for a quarter or two, but they're just going to, they'll figure out a way. It's the same thing happened with the Chargers game.
Starting point is 00:27:49 The Chargers played a great game and we sat there watching it being like, well, I mean, a 70 yard touchdown is going to happen at some point. Like they always have that in their back sleeve. Obviously the pick six was, you know, a bigger deal to make it look like a bigger of a blowout. But it just, it feels like the chiefs are always just waiting, waiting, waiting to pounce. Yeah. I'm glad that Andy Reed seems to have made it out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:14 That was my initial concern when the Patriots tested positive, when Cam Newton tested positive. We can't have it. Andy Reed sort of coached that game from inside one of those big bubble balls, like the Hamster balls, like the Atlas sphere from American Gladiators. We can't have anything get to just go and hit other people with it. I love, I love when people get knocked out. 2020 has been, been bad enough. We lost Eddie Van Halen today.
Starting point is 00:28:33 We cannot lose RIP Eddie. Can't lose Andy Reed. Bobby Bowden got COVID. Bobby's got it. We lost John. We got to keep Bobby alive. Lost toots. Shout out Tommy LaSorta just fucking motoring on.
Starting point is 00:28:45 Just grooving. He's just. Yeah. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Tommy LaSorta probably, he probably has the antibodies from the Spanish flu in 1918. He would punch Corona in the face. Yeah, he would.
Starting point is 00:28:56 He'd get into a fight with it. He would, no, he would, he would, he would, he would mix it up with some gravy on a Sunday afternoon and eat it with some meatballs. All right. Let's do hot seat, cool drone, hot seat, cool drone brought to you by Bud Light, Seltzer on the hot seat this week is Billy or Jake for a speed ad read. Oh, this is a real speed ad read. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Okay. So they took, they took what we did last time. Um, Jake, would you like to do it or do you want Billy to do it? I can handle it. All right. Can you, uh, I can't for some reason, let me hold on, hold on. Someone say something. Billy, say something.
Starting point is 00:29:28 I'll do the curse for you if there's a curse. Okay. Hot seat, cool drone. Uh, this week's brought to you by Bud Light, Seltzer on the hot seat this week is Billy or Jake for the speed ad read. Reminder, Bud Light, Seltzer has three new flavors available in their remix variety pack, grapefruit, pineapple, cranberry, order yours now at budlight.com slash delivery and get delivered right to your door, budlight.com slash delivery.
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Starting point is 00:30:14 That actually, if you slow it down, it's spelled F-U-C-K, fuck. Did it really? Yeah. If you play it in reverse, it says, uh, Paul is dead, fuck. Well, I will say, PFT caught me off the air. Mm-hmm. If the Yankees play the Astros and things go poorly, it's building, it could build up quickly.
Starting point is 00:30:32 Jake dropped a hard F bomb at his desk today and I just looked at him. I said, my stars. Yes. Oh, my Lanta. How dare you. Oh, my Lanta. All right, bucket. Hank.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Hatsi Kultron. Um, my Hatsi is Doc Rivers. Okay. Wait, didn't we? Oh, that was who's back. And this is for a different reason. So he, and he was doing an interview. He's the new Sixers head coach.
Starting point is 00:30:55 Yep. And in this interview, he was saying he is going to get rid of the Doc Rivers nickname and just go by Glenn and somehow he thinks that that's just going to happen. Yeah, that doesn't happen. You don't go from a doc to a Glenn because there's only one doctor in, there's only one doc in Philly and that's Dr. J. But it's like, dude, your name is Doc Rivers. That was, that was a nice press conference quip, but yeah, no, you're, you're, you're Doc.
Starting point is 00:31:19 No one's, no one's going to make Glenn Rivers also can't stop the doc. I mean, you really can't get cooler than be calling Doc. Like that's the coolest nickname to have. You should actually just embrace it and rock like a big white lab coat on the side. Yes. That'd be cool. Maybe actually you could trick Joel and beat into losing some weight. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:38 Like, hey, Joel, it's me, Doc. You're fat. I wearing a stuff. Hey, Ben Simmons. You're actually right handed. Yeah. Hey, Joel, you're technically obese. We're going to have to cut down the Shirley temples.
Starting point is 00:31:47 Honestly, that's my hot seat. My cool throne is storms. Oh, like Hurricane Delta. Yes. It's coming to the Gulf Coast bad, but Seattle Storm won the WNBA championship. Good. Okay. Hurricane Delta is going to hit the did they call it Delta because it's going to
Starting point is 00:32:06 end up is no. That's just the name. That's the name. Okay. Yeah. We write our names. Sue Bird. Sue Bird.
Starting point is 00:32:14 Nice. Dub. Got it. Yep. Seattle basketball back. Mm hmm. Seattle Spencer Hawes. Stop bitching about the Sonics and start respecting the WNBA.
Starting point is 00:32:23 Storm. Storm. Seattle Storm. Start respecting the storm. I love WNBA. I love betting on WNBA. Someday, my Chicago sky are going to make it. They did.
Starting point is 00:32:33 Actually, I went to it. I had people forget I went to a WNBA finals game by myself. No content. And someone took a picture of me because I had three empty seats next to me. I said, sitting with all your friends and it hurt my feelings. But I also had a great time. But they lost. Did your season ticket holder too?
Starting point is 00:32:47 I was. Did anybody did a Darren Revelle tweet of like, this, this fat person had to buy three seats around him. One fact, I was the person who screenshotted that one and got Darren in trouble. I loved that one. Thank you for your service. Yes. Appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:33:00 Yes. Someone who ever tweeted that at the beginning, whoever actually took that picture, tweet that out and I'll retweet it again. It's a very funny picture of me sitting with no one. My hot seat is Jerry Quay. I think I pronounced that right. Billy, did I say that right? No.
Starting point is 00:33:16 Jerry Quay. It's on your seat. It's on your seat. Seinfeld? No. It's the mascot for Arsenal. Oh, yeah. They dismissed.
Starting point is 00:33:24 They sacked. Excuse me. It's England. It's the mascot on the same day they spent millions. Well, he's a dinosaur. Oh. So maybe. Wait, they're getting rid of the animal or the guy in the animal.
Starting point is 00:33:35 On the same day that they paid a fee of 45 million quid, that's a lot of quid, for Atletico's Madrid's Thomas Parti and that was talking soccer, they sacked the person who portrayed club mascot Gunnar Soros. It's a bad con. Oh, I like Gunnar Soros. That's a good name. You're right, Hank. That is a bad.
Starting point is 00:33:53 They overpaid. Yeah. They overpaid. So Gunnar Soros lost the job. He had been in the role since 1993. Very depressing. Dude. That's a great name.
Starting point is 00:34:05 And the transfer window in soccer is actually awesome. Like Gunnar Soros should go in the transfer window. Yes. They should do that for every sport, though, because you basically have one day where, I mean, obviously it's like a trade deadline, but just buy himself. I mean, how fun would it be if in a football season you could loan out a player like Deshaun Watson right now? If the Texans start one in six, a team could be like, all right, we'll pay Deshaun Watson.
Starting point is 00:34:33 We'll pay the Texans $60 million for Deshaun Watson for the rest of the year. Yeah. I mean, that would be awesome. Yeah. You can. You can do that. So if this guy has a contract with Athletico, but then he goes sometimes you can do that. You can do it on loan.
Starting point is 00:34:46 I also might have made up some of this. So Jerry, I think I feel like the loan thing. Usually works out where the person gets the transfer and then he just stays there. He goes on loan. But he can also go on loan and come back. He can just like an open relationship. Yeah. He's like, Gunnar Soros could have a hall pass where he's like, you know what?
Starting point is 00:35:06 I'll go. I'll go mascot for the Astros. Yeah. It would be sick, though. If we just had the, you can just pay whatever you want for a player. That'd be sick. Gunnar Soros open invite. The football team needs a mascot.
Starting point is 00:35:16 Yeah. We'll change the bullets. We're not going to get a guy named Gunnar Soros. Yeah. Well, that's the name of the nick. That's the nickname of the fans. We're going to go back. The Gunnar Soros.
Starting point is 00:35:26 No, they're the Gunners. Yes. I know. Yeah. I'm where Arsenal. Yeah. Gunners. I know.
Starting point is 00:35:34 I don't know if you know EPL like I do. Oh, I know Arsenal. Name one of their players. Terry Henry. Boom. Gerud. Oliver Gerud. I'll name one.
Starting point is 00:35:42 Thomas Party. Thomas Party. He used to play at Lettico Madrid, didn't he? Last year? Oh, yeah. I think he got a transfer. Yeah, he got a transfer. Transfer for a lot of money.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Arsenal sucks. That's all I know. Cool throne is Mike Tomlin's the Soros. Yeah. So Mike Tomlin gave a press conference. They asked him what was different about this weekend. How did your team spend the time when they had an unexpected bye week? His answer was we took a weekend to observe competition on a global perspective, which
Starting point is 00:36:13 it sounds like somebody making up a fake job experience for the resume, like it really embellishing what they did to sound smart. Yes. Our guys, we watch the red zone. We watch football for two days on television, but really when you get down to what we did was we observed competition on a global perspective. We watched all the games. He also said the Eagles don't have a bunch of injuries.
Starting point is 00:36:36 They have a lack of availability at the wide receiver position. I love his the Soros. Big Ben doesn't have a porn addiction. He's just an enthusiast when it comes to observing gashes. He's an internet enthusiast. Yes. Yeah. WebMD, he's not a porn addict who is also a hypochondriac.
Starting point is 00:36:53 He just loves observing and notifying gashes in their native environment. Private mode. That's all he's addicted to. Yes. Incognito specialist. All right. My hot seat is Twitter. So unfortunately, you all probably thought to yourself Twitter is our one place that
Starting point is 00:37:12 we can escape from this world, from politics, from all that stuff. It feels like just yesterday, there's no politics. Yeah. Well, unfortunately, that no longer is the case because Keith Olbermann has left ESPN and he is starting a political show for the presidential race. He actually made a he did a periscope and he said, did you think I was going to sit out this election season? And I have to confidently say, I did not think for one second.
Starting point is 00:37:41 Where's been where's Keith Olbermann been? He hasn't been tweeting sir resigned. Yeah. I know. He hasn't like, man, is Keith Olbermann sitting out this this political, you know, season? Maybe not allowed to tweet whatever. No, I know that. But what I'm saying is like, there at no point was I missing Keith Olbermann tweeting
Starting point is 00:38:01 about politics. I'm really interested. But he needs the world. Which side he's going to take. Like because he was at ESPN, we don't know like Keith Olbermann has just been building up these takes. True. He should do like a gender reveal for who he's going to be voting for.
Starting point is 00:38:13 It was it was very Keith Olbermann being like, you know what, Twitter, like you probably were wondering who will tell the truth? Who will talk about politics? Well, me, Keith Olbermann, I'm here to do it. What's the show going to be called? My guess is the Keith Keith Olbermann show starring Keith Olbermann. It's Keith Olbermann YouTube. I think he said the the I think he said this presidential election is for the worst person
Starting point is 00:38:35 on earth or something. I think that might be what he calls it. Okay. I don't know. I'm already out. I'm done with Keith Olbermann. Like the best Keith Olbermann is when he is just only tweeting, sir resign, sir. Well, you know what?
Starting point is 00:38:48 I didn't even unfollow him for his politics. I didn't follow him because every fucking day he tweets some some like sad dog that needs to be adopted. It's like Sarah McLaughlin commercial all the time. It's even worse than that because he'll be like this dog is going to be executed in the next five minutes. Do something. Unless people retweet this.
Starting point is 00:39:05 You fucking do something. Unless this tweet has 50,000 retweets, this dog will be put down. Yeah. It ends up on on a Tuesday morning and it's just Keith Olbermann like this dog was beaten and dragged and is about to be killed and put out of its mercy unless someone adopts it right now. Twitter. It's really just the reverse Rex Chapman.
Starting point is 00:39:22 Yeah. Just like taking dogs hostage. Yes. Using our emotions against us. Dogs, bro. All right. My cool throne is earth because Billy Sheet says that there's three huge asteroids that will skim past earth tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Skim it. I'm so fucking scared. Asteroids. Do something. They're all talk. No walk. Well, this is what we said about Corona too. Back in February.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Don't care. Asteroids. Do something. They haven't won shit in what? 60,000 years. Billions? I have no idea. When did it hit?
Starting point is 00:39:53 Millions of years. 63 million. 63 million years. Now, gutter source is extinct. Did you know that for a fact? 6.3 billion. Which one is it? That's a big number.
Starting point is 00:40:05 630,000. 63 days. It's been 63 days since we've been hit by an asteroid. Killed the sources. I'm just saying it. You know what? If no one else will do it, I'll call them out. Asteroids, you're on my shit list.
Starting point is 00:40:17 You're frauds. You're frauds. Yeah. If it shows up to earth, it will probably fuck me up. 65 million years ago. 65 million. There we go, Billy. In the words of Mercury Morris, don't talk to me when you're on my block.
Starting point is 00:40:30 Talk to me when you're at my door. Asteroids. Yes. Yes. All right, Billy. Hot seat, cool throne. On repeat is the baby shark song. So a court ruled that playing the baby shark song on repeat is basically torture in that
Starting point is 00:40:46 it's illegal. So you can't play the baby shark song on repeat because it's technically torture. My cool throne is our CEO, Eric Rnardini, who signs the WWE board. Slay Queens. Huge. Do you think that she's going to get stunned? I kind of... I think that's initiation.
Starting point is 00:41:01 It's like the icebreaker at WWE headquarters is they put a bunch of cinnamon in front of you. You can't sneeze and then they stun you. We don't really do this anymore, but like explain it to Hank like I don't really understand boards in general. Yeah. It's pretty much just important people that are smart. Don't work for the company.
Starting point is 00:41:19 Yeah. And they help make decisions. It's like one of those things. But for a company they don't work for. Yeah. It's like other companies go, they send their CEOs on loan for an afternoon to go to a meeting and then advise the other company of what they can do. It's like cross-pollination.
Starting point is 00:41:35 It helps you like a new set of eyes. Actually, this is great. If anyone out there who has a company that needs a board member, we will offer up Hank's services to sit on your board and report back. I would love to see that. It can literally just be a board. I want legally, I want legally for Hank to be on a board and he will get bored while listening to it.
Starting point is 00:41:58 So we're not going to say he's going to do anything good. He's got great ideas. Yeah. That's true. Actually, I think the best type of company for Hank to work with, if you're listening, put me on the board. It should be a company that Hank has nothing idea, no idea about what they do as a company. Like put them on a biotech board.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Yeah. Just let your brain cook on it. All right. Car seat. Can you do options? Yeah. Perfect. All right.
Starting point is 00:42:26 Let's get to our interviews. And then we're going to have DK Metcalf after that before we get to Chris Bosch. Our friends from Roback, the guys over at Roback have been sending us their performance polos, Q-Zip pullovers and hats for a while now and I'll be honest, we're in love with their stuff. PFC is wearing it all the time. I have a few of the Q-Zips. Here at PMT, we are elite athletes who demand high performance apparel and Roback delivers
Starting point is 00:42:48 exactly that. Occasionally, you'll see someone rocking a Roback Q-Zip or hat with their dog logo. You just kind of give them that subtle nod because you know they get it. It's like the Jeep wave. When it comes to gear, Roback's Q-Zip pullovers are as soft and comfortable as they get. No one does Q-Zips like Roback. Just top quality. What do you got, Hank?
Starting point is 00:43:07 Sometimes I rock Roback, Q-Zips. What's up, Hank? We got the train? The vacuum. Oh, the vacuum. Commando. They're so soft with the weather getting cooler and Q-Zip season about to be in full swing. I definitely check these out.
Starting point is 00:43:20 Billy, pass me a Roback Q-Zip. Roback's performance polos are also next level. Oh, they actually got me this. Hold on. I'm going to hold it up for the people. Hold it up. I'm going to hold it up. They got me this cute, cute dino's.
Starting point is 00:43:33 You had a little dino's. Yeah. Gunnersaurus. I got one of those, too. For my son. Same size. PFT got the exact same size. So Roback has-
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Starting point is 00:44:36 They're awesome for the fall weather. The Q-Zip is the perfect fall weather wear. So roback.com, use code TAKE, get 20% off. Okay. Here he is. Chris Bosch. Okay. We now welcome on recurring guest, friend of the program, two-time NBA champion, 11-time
Starting point is 00:44:55 NBA All-Star. It is Chris Bosch. Chris has a new single out. So he's been working on his music. Last time he was in studio, we talked about his music. They released the single, I Want It All October 2nd through Daddy Jack Records. Awesome. Everyone should go listen to it.
Starting point is 00:45:15 This is exciting. What is the song? The song is about Kobe and it's a tribute to Kobe, correct? Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you know, capturing music come to find out is, you know, a very challenging thing and working with the artists and you really befriend the people that you work with or get in a good working situation with guys. And, you know, you just kind of got, you have to kind of ride the wave and obviously
Starting point is 00:45:42 mean being a basketball player, you know, that inspires a lot of the writing and at the same time, it's just how we were feeling, especially with, you know, everything happening so fast. Nobody really thought the heat were going to be in the finals and we were just so inspired. We just made something and, you know, I was able to call on the contacts to make some things happen. It's a very intricate business, but I'm learning more day by day and I appreciate you guys for the shout out.
Starting point is 00:46:15 Yeah. That's what's up, man. What's that like? What's the process like when you're writing a song or helping to produce it? Do you sit down at a piano? Do you help them compose or what's your, what's your end of the bargain? I'm not that nice. I pretty much started getting to know writers.
Starting point is 00:46:32 At first, you start out by yourself, you know, and it's a very kind of lonely, lonely beginning, but you have to learn how to put things together and you learn what you learn and then eventually, hopefully you run into somebody who's a writer or a performer or whatever it is and you notice that, okay, my music is cool, but there's no words on it. I can't sing. I'm not one of those guys. I need somebody to sing on it or rap on it or whatever it is and you get to that point.
Starting point is 00:47:05 And then it's just, you know, really honing in on that and getting better and better at that. So like, for me, it was like having like a lot of beats, you know, that's, I pretty much started, that became like my basketball. You see what I'm saying? So instead of like, you know, getting up in the morning and shooting a thousand jumpers, I would, you know, not make a thousand beats, but you know what I'm saying? Like whatever the equivalent is, and, you know, teaming up with guys, this particular
Starting point is 00:47:33 guy, he's an artist I've been working with for the past couple of years and, you know, he's a very talented, very great writer and an artist and, you know, we just make some stuff, play some music, vibe out and just record and hope that something will happen. So you mentioned at the start there, the, no one expected the heat to be in the finals. Thankfully they won on Sunday night so that we're going to run this on Wednesday. So there still is going to be a finals when we're talking. There will be a game five. There will be a game five.
Starting point is 00:48:05 I assume you're officially, you're rooting for the heat, not LeBron, right? Well, I mean, to be honest with you, I have very close friends on both sides, not LeBron and not Eric Spolstra, you know, so if you could believe that, so, you know, it's just, you have to come to a point sometimes to where you just, you know, let the guys play and you stay out of it. You just want to see guys represent themselves well. You want to see guys just play well and whoever wins, wins, but I got guys on both sides looking for their first ring, like very close friends.
Starting point is 00:48:41 So I love it. I love it. So the Spolstra, I don't know if he's underrated anymore because everyone I think has given him the respect he deserves, but what is it about him as a coach that he's able to get, you know, the heat, didn't people didn't expect the heat to be in the finals. They didn't expect him to win a game in the finals. What is it about his system, his coaching, the culture that has, has them in the finals and has him in the discussion of top three coach in the NBA?
Starting point is 00:49:15 I think most of all is consistency. That's what you want to see out of most, most coaches really. You want them to be consistent. He always has a message as far as the things he wants to implement and, you know, X's and O's has its own place in the game as far as coaching is concerned and he's gotten better at that. Always having a solid staff. He's always surrounded with great guys around him, like David Fisdell, Juan Howard, my man
Starting point is 00:49:47 DC, Chris Quinn, amongst others. And he's just a team first guy and just, he's always trying to get better. So he's really not worried about what the situation is, what things call for what. He's coming to work the next day and it's all about what can we do today to get better. He always likes to say one percent better. Oh my goodness, man, he's a true believer in that. And I think when you do that, you just kind of stack your chips up and look back and see what you have.
Starting point is 00:50:23 He's one of those guys. He wasn't really worried too much about what tomorrow brings or what yesterday was. He's worried about right now. And I think, you know, that's given him quite a bit of success. Yeah. And it looked like the game plan, or at least a big part of it in this most recent game was attack Anthony Davis, try to get him in foul trouble early because the Lakers played different when he's got 3,000 the first half and he has to play different.
Starting point is 00:50:45 He has to play more conservatively. For you, I'm sure that there were probably some instances in your career where you knew that the game plan was to go at you, try to get you in trouble early. How do you continue to play like good physical defense with the understanding that these guys are doing everything that they can to jump into me, to make me leave my feet early, make mistakes so they can pick up a cheap one on me? I think, you know, it just comes in with learning how to play, you know, play your own game. And I know Anthony, he's probably, you know, since getting to LA, you know, I can relate
Starting point is 00:51:16 as far as like having to take it to another level and finding out what those Western Conference finals levels are, or the finals levels are, you know, just feeling that difference. I think most importantly, like you just have to, you just have to know time, score and your situation as a player. So, hey, if they're, if they have a loose whistle, which means they're not calling too many files, you can be aggressive, be aggressive. But the minute you pick up one, you might want to play a little loose. If they're, if they're calling it tight, you know, you have to recognize those things
Starting point is 00:51:51 and adjust your game accordingly, pretty much on the fly, which he'll do. But look, it's hard to win game seven, man. I mean, not game seven. Of course it's hard to win game seven. It's hard to win game three if you're up 2-0, not, not in making any excuses or anything, but give credit to the heat for how they came out swinging, you know, their backs are against the wall. They don't want to go home.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Everybody's telling them they can't do something, you know, you know, come on, we know the human nature. You tell somebody they can't do something. I tell my four-year-old he can't do something. He is going to walk his butt right in there and do it, you know, so that's just, that's just human nature. And then people have to understand how hard it is to win a championship. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:34 No, that's true. The, the hungry dogs run faster kind of motto of, you know, the team that kind of wants it more in that given night. So one last question about the coaching staff. I always love when players can point to one particular instance or game where maybe Spolstra or the coaching staff implemented a game plan, like in one of the heat runs that you had to two championships where you're like, oh man, they figured out this team and they put us in a spot.
Starting point is 00:53:01 Like we knew they were going to do this and we were ready for it. Was there ever a moment that you had that where you went into a game and what they told you was going to happen, happened exactly that way and you were able to execute and win? Man, yes. I think more of on a broad, nothing particular where that one particular play happened, right? But it was more so situations to where we wanted to get to. So in particular, one of the main things that we used against the Spurs was putting LeBron
Starting point is 00:53:33 off the ball, but they kept running. I forgot which particular play it was. It was strong pretty much to a high screen and roll. We would switch that with the four man and LeBron would end up on Tony. So figuring out those chess pieces to get the last like eight seconds or five seconds of the shot clock matchup that you want. That's what they're really good at. And that's what we did.
Starting point is 00:54:04 And I think you saw a lot of it last series with LeBron on Jamal Murray. So just small things like that to where we could get the matchup that we want late in the clock because in this particular series when we were playing San Antonio, that's where we would get burned for three is that it's four seconds and somehow they make 18 passes to an open three. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:31 I mean, those Spurs teams that was they would always try to they would always find the open guy in that in that particular instance. So you see him in my dreams. Yeah. How many more years do you think that you don't as Haslam can play based on what you've seen physically? So it's good physically. It's not even about physically if just if he wants to do it.
Starting point is 00:54:53 I worked out with this dude, you know, a few times I was always one of our things and he works hard. I mean, he's one of he's going to be one of those guys where he's always going to be doing his offseason and full season workouts. That's how hard he works. You know, it's just a habit for him. It's not even it's not even something like the old guy getting off his boat, you know, and trying to go out there and no, he's out there in the heat in the warehouse, big fan
Starting point is 00:55:23 in the corner that doesn't do anything, but it's blowing hot just hot air and he's lifting and getting it in and I've I've taken part in that and I've seen what he does. So he can play the game for as long as he wants to as much as he brings really as a voice in that locker room. I mean, it's pretty much been grandfathered in what his potential is and what he could possibly do in the future. Yeah, I saw before game two, Spolster said he almost he almost started Haslam because Haslam gave a big speech in the locker room to fire everybody up.
Starting point is 00:55:55 That would have been great. Put him in there for like two minutes, set the tone, maybe get a heart foul. Yes. That's lost. Nobody does that anymore, man. Those are small things. And you know what is funny? You said that I was looking at him and I'm like, man, that's one of those situations
Starting point is 00:56:08 where you love to have UD as a teammate, but then you hate it because he's going to be talking to you, you know, right, right. We had plenty of those moments and we used to feed off of each other on that one. And, you know, we had so many battles and practice just beating each other up. You know, you get to that point where, and if you look at game one and game two, you know, you can, you know, you saw a lot of slouch and body language. You could tell that he were kind of feeling sorry for themselves a little bit because, you know, everybody's hurt.
Starting point is 00:56:40 You eventually have to get over that. And I know I pretty much can can think in my head what he probably said. Yes. I love it. End of game three, end of game three. Some people are saying LeBron walking off the court with 10 seconds less was Bush League made it all about LeBron trying to upstage Jimmy's unbelievable performance, which I think statistically was, I saw a stat where it was like the second highest rated NBA finals
Starting point is 00:57:07 performance since they started tracking that stuff in like the mid 80s. So, yeah, but some people are saying LeBron kind of, that was Bush. Bush League, not us, but some people are saying that. What would you say to that is one game was he supposed to stand there and say, man, Jimmy played a great game and, you know, give him a sports tap and give him a towel and give him some Gatorade and punch to like, you know, okay, the game, it wasn't like the game was over. If he wants to walk off the floor, then that's his choice.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I mean, it's not that big of a deal. Some people are saying with that said, I understand. Yeah, I understand how the finals and I think I heard some people saying, well, he was in the game, which on that part, you know, it is what it is. But look, let me tell you something. If LeBron wants to walk off the court, then who's going to stop him? Yeah, it's true, but it's just, you know, and yeah, and I understand it. But I've been very mad at after a loss and I've walked off the court with time left.
Starting point is 00:58:04 So, you know, I'm sure that he really did not expect to lose that game and to play so well. If he, you know, if he didn't have, we usually don't see him walk off. If he doesn't have six turnovers, I think that was, that was the main thing. They didn't play up to their potential. They, you know, and it is what it is. You walk off and you made his choice. I don't think it's that big of a deal. Are you shocked at all LeBron just keeps like he's 35 now, going to be 36 in December.
Starting point is 00:58:34 And he's when he wants to be, he just dominates everyone. And I think he does do the thing now where LeBron paces himself well. And you can tell that he'll take a quarter or two where he won't be going to the basket nonstop because he's saving that energy, which is very smart and savvy. But are you shocked that this is still happening like this late into, you know, his career and how many years he miles he's racked up? Yes and no. I mean, you know, for one, with the, with the, you know, with, you got to hold into
Starting point is 00:59:07 regard the two years of retirement, but our hero was MJ, right? He was 36 still playing on the biggest stage. Like when he hit that shot, he was still the man in the league, you know, so I think every person that came into the league after that, I would assume if you're, especially if you're a dean, the chosen one, you have pretty much the, the, your, your eyeballing exactly what's possible. And, and, and you have to put in the work. That's one of the things, things that Bron does.
Starting point is 00:59:39 He's, he's done his research. He's found that thing and he puts in the work daily. So to see him still playing at a high level. No, I wish I was still playing at the level, at a high level in the NBA at my age right now. You know, that's how I saw myself. It just didn't happen for me, but to see him actually deliver with it is incredible. But with that said, he has, I mean, since we were, I always tell this story, I've been
Starting point is 01:00:06 telling it a lot lately, and when we were in our early twenties, he was stretching twice a day. You know, he had the habits and the foresight back then. I wasn't stretching, bro. I was eating McDonald's. I was nothing wrong with McDonald's, but I was eating McDonald's, you know, whenever I wanted. I didn't stretch.
Starting point is 01:00:25 I didn't take those, those precautions with my body, which it wasn't, it wasn't a thing back then. Yeah. So he was on it back then. And I mean, this is pretty much, I think we're just now getting into the meat of his second prime, really, if you want to call it that, because I only say that because I guess he took a year off from, you know, competing in the finals. Now he's back.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Right. Right. So, you know, so. I mean, if you were to become a free agent, where would, where would you like to see LeBron go? Maybe go, maybe goes to Boston closes out his career here with Hank and the Celtics. To the Mecca, maybe to New York. How much, how many, how many years is he on one more year after this year?
Starting point is 01:01:07 I don't know. I feel like he's always a free agent. Just like, we're always, every summer we're going to be like, where's LeBron going? Yeah. I think that's definitely by design and at the same time, I think, yeah, I mean, you know, if guys would have thought about that back in the day, or for the rules would have been like that, where you can be just like, oh man, I got a couple of championships. I think I'll play here because there's a good team.
Starting point is 01:01:31 I mean, you know, that's kind of, that's kind of tough to pass up if you can, which city you can live in, but, you know, the Lakers seem to be very serious about having in the run. So, I mean, it's really, really tough to see him kind of leave that on the table and go do something else. But with that said, you know, you never know a year and two years from now, totally different situation. If you were starting a new team, if you were a general manager and you had the option,
Starting point is 01:02:00 let's just say like for the next, for the next six years, who would you want on your team at the age that they are now, LeBron, James or Jimmy Butler? How, I don't even know how old Jimmy is, I mean, I'm thinking Brian, yeah, it's nothing against Jimmy, but yeah, I'm going to take Brian. I was kind of joking just, he has another gear in his career, I feel, and this is just my philosophy. I guess I was watching Jason Kidd on their bench one day and I'm like, damn, you know, Jason Kidd, Magic Johnson, what if he evolved his game into fitting that type of style where
Starting point is 01:02:35 he's averaging like 16, 17, 18 points a game and 10 assists, you know, he can still do that and be an MVP candidate. Right. I still feel he can do that and still control the game because essentially he'd be going three point line to three point line and you just, you know, but look, with that said, I'm sure he's thought about those things and, you know, as the game progresses, he's going to continue to progress his game and we'll see how long he goes for. Well, and he also has an alpha dog now with Anthony Davis.
Starting point is 01:03:04 I mean, it's kind of Anthony Davis team, right? That too. Wouldn't you say? It's kind of his team. Let me tell you, I've seen some players, uh, I'm jealous of Bam Adebayo and Anthony Davis. Oh man, I'm jealous of those guys, man. So envious because one on, with the Lakers, they feed AD.
Starting point is 01:03:26 Yeah. They give him the ball and he's a problem down there. And with Bam, just him getting the ball in those situations and him being able to read and react off of a hundred screen and rolls and slips again. Oh man. I mean, I look at their offensive systems and I put myself, you know, I'm the classic old guy now where I'm like, well, I would have, you know, blah, blah, blah. But it's true.
Starting point is 01:03:50 No, you're, you're right that, um, I'm sure you've had this thought and it kind of sucks to have this thought, but the way the game has evolved, your skillset in your prime was perfect for today's NBA in terms of, you know, we talk about the stretch five and how there's not really a center position anymore. Like that you probably look at that and salivate and say, man, if I were 25 years old right now, yeah. Oh, forget about that. If I was 35, I'd have been, I was kind of, you know, I kind of start seeing, I didn't
Starting point is 01:04:21 know it was going to be like the as fast as it is now, but you start seeing the trends and I was smart enough to be like, okay, in my last year in the league, I'm going to shoot, you know, it was a point to shoot more threes, you know, four or five threes a game. But then it got to the point where, you know, it's funny, your whole career, you don't want to play the five. Then you get a little older and say, Hey man, I think that five position is, you know, pretty good for me, but we had a sign at the time, you know, so we were a bit unique in our attack. But yeah, I can't help but see it every time, uh, every time I see the, the, the league
Starting point is 01:04:55 playing now, just man, I just wish I would have could have had that was, uh, that was my dream to have that, I guess, uh, twilight phase in my career, trying to figure it out in this new league and, and I liked where it was going. I was just trying to, you know, put my imprint on it even more. Yeah. Um, we're trying to figure out if this is the hardest NBA championship to win or if it's the easiest because it has to be one or the other. There's no room for nuance in our brain.
Starting point is 01:05:21 So you could make the argument that it's a glorified AAU tournament, right? That, uh, teams aren't playing that hard against each other. You can make the other argument that everybody's isolated. It's tough to focus on basketball. If you're, you know, just trapped inside Epcot center or whatever they are. So you have to pick one or two, uh, which one is it the hardest or the easiest? I actually was saying this might be the hardest NBA championship and this was like two months ago.
Starting point is 01:05:47 How not? You're the Lakers. Think about it. Just think about this. Disney world. Yeah. It's cool. You can't even round the rise.
Starting point is 01:05:55 Who you going? They're in the, they're not in Disney world. They're in the bubble. They're in the Walt Disney world bubble. Okay. All right. And I'm sure they've got a lot of amenities there, but what guys are going there for three months, you really got to want to win that thing.
Starting point is 01:06:09 You know, and, and, you know, I guess it's relative, you know, and, and, and I think, you know, the teams that have three peter put that to the side back to back and three peter put those to the side because those years I feel are much more difficult just in my short experience with it. But you know, all other titles as far as like a first year, I definitely think this is definitely been one of the hardest. You don't, I mean, you don't have any excuses where you're going to say, I didn't have the regular energy from the fans.
Starting point is 01:06:40 Everybody's still watching. The games are still going to be played. Whatever the intensity is, look, they give it, there's an NBA championship, you know, up for grabs. Nobody's going to say, Oh, well, it was in the bubble. Let me tell you something. If you lost it, they wouldn't say, Oh, well, you know, it's cool. It was like, you know, that was the easiest one to win.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Yeah. Like them, you lost it. You know, so that's what guys have to realize. And that's why I love like, I didn't think that he was going to make it to the, make it to the finals. I'm not honest with you, but I knew like going into a situation like that, the way that they're built and the way that they think, I knew they were going to be a problem because they were coming, they were going to be coming in ready to whoop ass.
Starting point is 01:07:23 And that's pretty much what it came down to with this, this particular stretch of this season. So in talking to guys who are in the bubble, I would imagine team, the one part that I would say argue is, is harder when people probably from the outside look at it and think it might be easier because they're all together, but I think it might be harder for team chemistry to be together nonstop. You saw it with the clippers that fell apart and you're thinking like, how did this fall apart?
Starting point is 01:07:49 Well, if they don't like each other and they spend every second with each other in a bubble without their families and can't go out, you know, to blow off some steam, it probably gets on their nerves. So do you, in talking to guys, have you noticed that it is like the teams that have the chemistry, the teams that they get along, it's been a little bit easier than the teams that might not have that chemistry, might not have been through those wars together? I haven't had those conversations, but I can tell, you know, just from experience, yeah, you have to have a good solid team, a well put together team really to win a championship
Starting point is 01:08:23 period. You got to care about each other. You have to, and you have to respect one another. Even if you don't like that person, you have to respect that person because you have to dive, which you used to have to dive in the stands, but let's just say hustle. You have to hustle for that person. You have to do things that you don't want to do, you know, so that the team can be successful. If you don't like the person to your left and your right, let's be honest, you're not
Starting point is 01:08:52 going to go that extra mile. That just is what it is. You're always going to have that thing in your mind. And even if you're quick to the ball, it's going to be that little split second that will make you go forward and then you'll be too late, you know, so yeah, I think it definitely brought things to a head if you didn't have a good team and, you know, that's one thing about that's beautiful about basketball. You can't cheat the game.
Starting point is 01:09:18 You can't lie to the game. I can look at you and look at how you're playing and see how the team is playing. I can see who's giving high fives to who. I can see who's sitting next to who's talking to who unless you have that collective team thing going, then you're probably not going to win. So I think the bubble was definitely one of those things that kind of exposed exposed that and that should always be at the top of guys list. How can we build a great team?
Starting point is 01:09:46 What are those intangibles we need to do to be a great team before we even get on the court? You know, it's a great point and it is part of the reason why I love watching basketball is unlike any other sport where how the guys get along and play together and can read each other and know, all right, you're going to like the one thing I love about the heat. It seems like they're always cutting and they're always making cuts and guys are, you know what I mean? Like guys are always moving towards the basket and it just watching that when it works, there's
Starting point is 01:10:15 nothing prettier and then you see a team like the Clippers who flamed out and no one's moving and everyone's standing around and waiting for someone else to make a shot. And you're right. You can see the chemistry. You can read it on a team, whether they're really getting along and seeing on the same page or not. For sure. It's all about when times suck, not when they're, you know, not when they're cool.
Starting point is 01:10:38 You know, not when it's easy. It's about when it's hard. You know, it's about when nobody believes that it's sometimes is even when you don't believe it. Are you still going to come in to work the next day and be positive? You know, are you going to believe or are you going to have that faith you need to have to get to what you need to get to? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:57 I think you're right. It's it helps out the teams that are close and it also really hurts the teams that are not close. It kind of puts a line in the sand and out of the East, the team that was very obviously the closest was the heat on the West. It was the nuggets and then the Lakers are just all afraid that LeBron will trade them away if they don't hustle. So they're using fear as a motivation and so that's why they're going that extra mile
Starting point is 01:11:20 not necessarily because they're super close. So yeah, you kind of see it working in real life. One other thing that I noticed though, I feel like the refs are getting bullied more in the bubble. Maybe it's because they can hear the players more. They can hear the coaches more, but I've started to notice like usually if a ball goes out of bounds, if it's a 50-50 call, the first person that emphatically points like we got the ball going this way, the refs are giving them that call.
Starting point is 01:11:44 I think that there's a difference not having there's no fans to be to bully them on. I think more coaches should coach their team to be like, hey, no matter what happens, when a ball goes out of bounds, just you point as hard as you can immediately and there's a chance that the rest is going to give it to you. Hey, look, this is a judgment for everybody. All right. One thing I would love, I'm so glad you're talking about this, you know, if you're a ref, you're going to get a hard time period.
Starting point is 01:12:11 I would just love the league to stop the instant replays. Yeah. That is killing the game. I have turned as a consumer of the product, I have turned the channel multiple times and I didn't come back to watch the game because there's been an instant replay because when Luca Doncius did a Euro step, somebody got tapped in the face and it's a flagrant. That's just a part of the game. I, you know, you know, I'm not trying to be old school or anything, but I, you know, I
Starting point is 01:12:41 got whacked in the face plenty of times and, you know, you just keep playing, you know, to stop the games, to see and figure out if it's a flagrant one or flavorant two is too much. I really don't like, I mean, getting smacked in the face is a part of the game. If somebody does it intentionally, that's one thing and maliciously, but if you strip the ball on me and I just do this and, and somebody, you know, I don't know, it's crazy. It's crazy. You're absolutely right. It's, it's happened in every sport where we have taken instant replay, which is great.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Like at the end of the game, if, if you want to find out who touched the ball last, that's important. I want to see that. That's two minutes. I have no problem. Right. Right. That's important. The problem is we've taken instant replay to be like, well, now we'll have a perfectly officiated game, which takes out the human element, which is always going to be there. That there's physicality. And when you slow something down, of course, it's going to look like, Oh, well, Jimmy hit him in the, in the face of that elbow going up for a layup. It's like, that's just playoff basketball. I agree. I think there's a, a level
Starting point is 01:13:44 of not to be like, I think there's also like the losers who are like nineties basketball. That was when it was real. Like, no, they played in the eighties and they mugged each other and it kind of, yeah, we don't want to, we don't want to close line. You go to the, to the free throw line. Right. We don't need that. But there is like, there's going to be bumps and things that play the game. Right. Right. And I'm sure everybody's played pick up and you've been smacked in the face. Like, Oh man, you good? Yeah. No, no, no, no. Let's, you know, check up. Let's keep, let's keep playing ball. Right. You know, to what if we'd like somebody
Starting point is 01:14:16 to get smacked, hold up, everybody stop. Let's review that. Yes. Everyone hates to do it and pick up who calls too many fouls. That's really what it comes out. And sometimes it also can benefit the team that just committed the foul in a weird way. If they go back and they completely stop the game, take everybody out of a rhythm, it can totally derail a team that's playing really well at the moment. If you have to wait five, six minutes to figure out what's going to happen, like these, these things actually do have an effect on the game. And then you have the aspect of like trying to figure out whether or not a play is reviewable before they go into the review. And then that's another distraction from the game. I'm with
Starting point is 01:14:52 you. Like that isn't up to make most people like just completely lose interest. My intention span is usually 15 seconds anyways. So if you take me out of that, I'm going to pick up my phone. I'm going to like walk over to Mike. I'm going to get a drink and that's even harder in the regular season, right? Yeah. I mean, if you're watching a regular season game and they take your attention away, that's no good for anybody. You know what I mean? It's like, Oh, was this a flagrant? Like, Oh, he hit his eyelash. Hey man, that was in the upper whatever. And that's two free throws on the ball. You know, and then, and then if he does it again, he's out the game, a superstar. Yeah. And by then I don't
Starting point is 01:15:26 even care because I'm watching mash or something like that. So you're big mash guy mash mash. Oh, of course. Yeah. With my grandma, with my grandma, dude, religiously, I had one last question. This has been great, Chris. We appreciate it. You can go listen to Chris's new single. I wanted all you can listen to it on Spotify. I wanted all new song out there now with DZ Brown. Final question is brought to you by cross country mortgage America's crazy good mortgage company. Go to CCM lens.com slash take to learn more about your future home buying experience or refinancing needs, equal housing opportunity. So give us your prediction for the rest of the finals and then a follow up. Uh, why do you think this doesn't really count
Starting point is 01:16:13 as a finals win for LeBron? If the Lakers do win? Cause you were saying that before we started really count. Yeah. You were saying that before that, like it's kind of an asterisk before we start taping, you know, you're like, this is an asterisk for LeBron. We're not counting this. And we're like, Chris, I thought you guys are funny. What the hell, man? We thought you were cool with him, but we'll follow your lead on this one. Go ahead and tell us. Hey, let me tell you something. I don't have any finals wins in 2020 or 19 or 18. But yeah, I mean, I think, um, I think I got the heat taking game for me. I want a series. I don't know if Jimmy can give another performance like that, but I think he's given his team confidence. He's
Starting point is 01:17:00 inspired them and I look for them to play a much, much better game. Of course, it'll be a closer game down to the wire. But yeah, I got, I got the heat and the dramatic finish and, you know, winter take all in the next two out of three. Love anything could happen. You should tell them that you'll make, you'll write a song about them if they win the NBA title. Come on. I mean, that'll be, that'll be instant. We'll go right to the studio. Like, you know, they went, yeah, they, they, they start getting this thing, you know, closer and closer, we'll be in the studio as it's happening. Do you have Pitbull's number? Call Pitbull up. Get him on the track too. Yeah, I do have, I do have one, one last question. I just thought of this. If you were
Starting point is 01:17:39 on the heat right now, Chris Bosch, as you're 36, right? 36. I'm 36. 36. You're a veteran. You're a Wiley veteran on the heat right now. Are you paying for Jimmy's coffee? No. Okay. That's what I thought. Yeah. I'm a Disney world. I'm going to get some of that Disney world coffee. Okay. So you're boycotting Jimmy's. Now are you saying though? I wouldn't boy, boycotting. I wouldn't boycott. I just wouldn't buy it. I wouldn't purchase it. Would you deal it? Would you? Yeah. Would you be like, Jimmy, give it to me. I'm the vet here. And like, yeah, I just, I just, you know, I see you and if he resisted, I'd be like, all right, cool. You know, all right, cool. But I definitely try to just take coffee later. I'm not paying for it. Okay. I'm not paying for coffee,
Starting point is 01:18:21 bro. That's the thing is I think people keep talking about Jimmy getting like all this, you know, charging all his teammates. It's cause he's probably charging all like they got young guys, you know, like Duncan Robinson is paying for sure. Myers Leonard is paying for the coffee. Now with that said, with that said, if he makes a great cup of coffee, that's a whole other conversation. I'm serious about my coffee. You know, and I'm, you know, I don't know, they probably don't have cash in the bubble. I don't know how that works. I don't have a cash app and all that stuff like you guys. You know what I'm saying? You know what I mean? But like, if they, if it's a, if it's a, if it's worth, what is it $40 now? I think it's crazy. Is it up to 40 now?
Starting point is 01:19:03 I think it's a finals pricing. Oh yeah. Yeah. Like it's premium. Yeah. Premium pricing. I mean, if it's worth, if I get that satisfaction, I pay $20, $40 for a cup of coffee and I get it, then okay, but he's got to make a hell of a cup of coffee and the cups need to be like, you know, you can, you can take those home with a ceramic autograph. Yeah, autograph it. Uh-huh. I need a picture. I need you to tweet me a shout out. I need all that stuff. Jimmy probably did get an ATM delivered just to his room and put like a 999 surcharge on all the draws. So you can get cash out. He's got the logos. He's got the hats. I mean, this is crazy. The whole thing. Awesome. Well, man. Thank you, Chris. We really appreciate it, man. And hopefully we get to see you in person
Starting point is 01:19:54 sometime soon. Yeah, for sure, man. I hope you guys are being safe. Yeah, definitely, definitely, definitely will love to come and see you guys up there again, man. You guys have one of the craziest spots in New York, man. It's great to see you. Yeah. And congrats on the music. Yeah. Appreciate that. I appreciate that. All right. Thanks, man. Take it easy. Thanks, Chris. That interview was brought to you by our great friends over at 3G. You guys know 3G. We love 3G. I really enjoy their gummies. I like their vapes too. They've got tinctures. They've got oils. 3G is the leader in hemp derived cannabinoid products. All their products are formulated by biochemists and they have that Delta 8 THC. That's that good, good. That's the good, good. It's a
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Starting point is 01:22:10 Shop for the Delta 8 vapes, gummies, tinctures, and oils. You can use all those to make homemade edibles. Use promo code PMT at checkout. 5% off your order. Now, here's DK Metcalf. Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest. My good friend, PFT's rival is DK Metcalf from the Seattle Seahawks. Top five wide receiver. I'm hearing that buzz. Well, but for me, no, from everywhere, I said, no, I said, I said you were a top five wide receiver actually as much shit as I give you. I said that on Sunday show. I looked you up. I looked this up online. This is kind of backhand handed compliment. NBC Sports said for overreaction Monday, DK Metcalf is the top five wide receiver, which is like saying he's not a top five wide receiver. So do you take any
Starting point is 01:23:01 offense by that? No, I mean, I don't care because I know who I am in my mind, but appreciate the support, bro. I'm PFT. You know, you give me a lot of crap. You know, I appreciate the support calling me a top five wide receiver, but I'm going to just go go back on Sundays and just continue to do me continue to do my thing. So when you say continue to do you continue to do your thing, does that count dropping the ball or getting stripped at the one yard line? Like where is that part of your thing now? I mean, you wouldn't understand because, you know, you've never been in front of a defender as far as I have. So I mean, it was a it was a stupid mistake on my part. I really thought I burnt them bad and didn't think he was going to come back. I know
Starting point is 01:23:44 that hard, but no, I lived and I learned. It definitely won't happen again. So real question, though, what happens? Like take us through the next five minutes on the sideline after that, because obviously you're a tremendous competitor. You beat yourself up, but do people come up to you and like, Hey, you got the next one or someone like, Hey, dude, you're an idiot. That's the worst part. You know, during the game, I don't think people would call me, you know, the idiot, like, you know, you shouldn't have done that, but because I already know that. But, you know, people just trying to encourage me, like, just go get the next one, just get the next one. It's cool. Just don't don't let it happen again. So that's what everybody else was saying on the
Starting point is 01:24:20 sideline. But I was, I was really just laughing it off because I was like, I really just did that. Like, right. We just tried to walk into the end zone. And the dude really stripped the ball away from me, like knocked it out of my hands. Like it was just like one of those like, damn, like my heart sunk to my stomach right after it happened. But you won. You won. I imagine. Yeah, I imagine, tell us what the, what the, um, what it looked like. Did someone just walk into your room? I mean, it's my post. Okay. Uh, what was film like though, the next day? Uh, you know, everybody, they showed the clip a couple times said, you know, you can't do this, can't don't let it happen again. I was sick and tired of seeing the clip by then, even the next
Starting point is 01:25:06 day on a Monday. And it just happened that Sunday, uh, Sunday evening. I was tired of seeing it. I know I got mad a couple times and I didn't talk to anybody during the meeting. Like I was laser focused from, from that point on. Um, but you know, I'm glad it happened to me and not anybody else though. Yeah. I know I could take it to Sean Jackson, reach out to you and say, Hey, man, it gets better. I'm pretty sure you, you should have reached out to me. Well, I did. I did. I pointed out that I didn't hear much from you. I did reach out to you because I told you online, I said, DK, the big red flag about him was his one yard split was the slowest of any wide receiver group. So like that last yard that you got caught on, that was something that scouts knew coming
Starting point is 01:25:52 out of college. You know, what I would like to see though is you do that. The one yard. I guarantee I'm faster than you in one yard split. I promise you that. I promise you that. Promise. Also, promise bro. Are you concerned maybe you've, you've lost a step because your, your cuts are too good now. Like you've lost that straight line speed. I don't, I don't lose a step. Okay. I don't, I don't lose a step as you, you can see, you just told me Sunday that, you know, I pretty much gained the step in my opinion because you caught me a top five by receiving. Yeah, I did. In that case, in that case, do you need, do I need to call you a top five kicker in order for you to feel happier? No, because I know the middle never changes. I'm my own worst critic. So if I start to
Starting point is 01:26:34 tell myself I'm a top five kicker, I start hearing that from you. That's rat poison. And I don't need that from media guys like you. I'm just, I'm focused on doing my job. Oh, you only got to hear from me because you're not a top five. You're not even top 10. All right. Well, one other thing that you said was you, you came at me because you wanted to go viral. You want to get your clicks in whatever that's fine. You took a cheap shot and said that I don't at you on Sundays, which I've rectified by the way, but then you accused me of having a man crush on you because I tweet about you when you screw up. In reality, I think you have man crush on me because you're always checking my timeline after game, seeing what I might have said about you.
Starting point is 01:27:09 You see, that's where you got to misconstrued. Okay. So I have to actually hear from other people. That's where the real like, you know, line come comes in like a real man would say something to me instead of sub tweeting me or just putting my name in a tweet like at me. The app button is there for a reason. Well, because I know you're going to search my, you're going to search your name and you're going to search my timeline later. I don't search my name. I don't search my name. People tag me in, in what you say. And then that's how I see it. I don't, I don't, I don't go looking for trouble.
Starting point is 01:27:39 How about this? I'll have big cat tag you in every time every time I mentioned you. He'll snitch on you on it. Yeah, I got you. What I bet that makes, that makes sense. Yeah, I got you. What do you say to fantasy owners that might have lost because you got stripped the one yard line put themselves in? Well, that I mean, they, I don't think like personally, if I had you on my team, I probably wouldn't start me over you.
Starting point is 01:28:04 Exactly. So But I would also like you not to fumble the one yard line. Is that too much to ask? I mean, put yourself in. All right. So every fantasy owner out there, let me ask you this. Do I, do I not gain as many yards or do I not score on purpose? Is that, is that something I don't do? Of course I want to score. Of course I want to win. Of course I want to gain as many yards as I can. To have the team win. Fair.
Starting point is 01:28:29 So anybody who has a problem with that, like, go start yourself, go draft yourself. I'm pretty sure, you know, it's probably impossible to do that. So don't, don't come at me when, you know, you say I'm not trying my hardest when, you know, I really, I want to see myself do, do good as well as the team. So I'm not, I'm not out there just, you know, shouldn't the bed on purpose? Yeah. Well, what was good was you scored a touchdown later that game. So you can always say, like, I scored that touchdown for my fantasy owners out there to give them a little taste because
Starting point is 01:28:57 I did screw that one up. But if you lost in fantasy because DK fumbled that touchdown, please tag him tomorrow and let him know that you demand justice. And that's what real men do. Yes, tag people. All right. So I have some stats for you though, because you have been having an unbelievable year not to pump you up because I know you got confidence. When I saw this stat today and it's eye popping, you have right now you're averaging 25.2
Starting point is 01:29:27 yards per reception. That's insane. 16 catches, 403 yards on pace for 64, 1600 yards. Now, I've seen the player comp analogy that's been going around. I actually kind of agree with it, but to Hall of Famer, do you model anything after him? Or I mean, like, when people say that, are you like, thank you, I appreciate it, but I got a long way to go. Or what are your thoughts? I do appreciate the comparisons and all of that. But, you know, I'm my own person. I'm not trying to be like anybody else.
Starting point is 01:30:03 I'm trying to be like DK, Mask. I'm trying to be like DK on the field. I mean, the comparisons are great. They're comparing me to a Hall of Famer, but, you know, in my own mind, I'm trying to be me and I'm trying to be the best me that I can be. But that's a great comparison to have, a Hall of Famer. So I think what you should do is you should lean into it and you should demand a trade and really be TO.
Starting point is 01:30:27 I don't get the joke. You do get the joke because you're smiling. You should demand a trade. Do some driveway sit ups. Do some drive. We love working out with the cameras. Order back. Go ahead.
Starting point is 01:30:39 I'm good where I'm at. I promise you, I'm living good, as you can see. Yeah, you got a massage room. Yeah, you look your your bedroom looks like my dorm room. Your bedroom looks exactly like that. It wears your boondocks post. Is that just is that I'm pretty, I'm pretty sure y'all just pull out of air matches and just sleep right there.
Starting point is 01:31:00 Basically, this is a kids is like a scared straight. Hey kids, this is what happens when you get drafted in the second round, not the first round with the bedroom, like the case. I've noticed that you've been going real hard on the Russell Wilson for MVP train. You're leading that. You've tweeted about him and obviously, like I can see why you'd say that about your quarterback so that he keeps passing you the ball. But the fact is he has twice as many interceptions as Josh Allen does.
Starting point is 01:31:27 So that's kind of a problem as a voter, as an MVP voter. I look at mistakes first, and that's kind of a red flag from here. You can start about that. Who Josh Allen has has half as many interceptions is zero. As Russell Wilson is zero. Oh, I thought he had one. Oh, yeah, we're not counting. We're not counting.
Starting point is 01:31:46 He has two fewer interceptions than Russell Wilson does. I mean, touchdowns. Yeah, 12, 13. Actually, if you cut the John Brown one. So exactly as many as as Russell Wilson negative. You must haven't seen the stats. Russell had 16 touchdowns. What?
Starting point is 01:32:01 Oh, I thought he had 13. Well, I took away three because they were against the Cowboys. Agreed. That shouldn't count against that. You know what? If you have to, he would have 17. That's true. That's a good one.
Starting point is 01:32:10 I mean, yeah, that is true. Imagine if you cost me MVP. Imagine if he has like 50 touchdown passes and Aaron Rodgers has 51. What are you going to feel like then? I'm pretty sure he has more rushing yards than Aaron Rodgers. The next question. Oh, you're tied for the for the lead league in receiving with Stefan Diggs. Yeah, if you if you had one more yard, I bet that'd be nice.
Starting point is 01:32:35 Look, I'm not even tripping. If this conversation was last week, I'm pretty sure we have got we would have been gotten to a heated argument by now. Yeah, you're over now. It's good that we're doing this now. I mean, a week go by before we really gave you shit. Yeah, we won. So I'm not even I'm not even tripping.
Starting point is 01:32:52 But last week. Oh, yeah. You wouldn't have thought I probably would have faced you after this. Yeah. So I saw that you also you put out a rap song. You did a little collaboration with Shady. Is that Shady is the name of the song? Who's the other guy on the track? The guy that carries it.
Starting point is 01:33:09 Good friend from my good friend from up here in Seattle, man. His name is Rue. He goes by King Koto. OK, you really like the auto tune, huh? How much auto tune? You really like it's really my voice. It's really my voice.
Starting point is 01:33:22 No auto tune on there? Not much. No. I did notice that one of the lyrics, you said that like it was kind of a diss at all the tough guys talking tough on Twitter out there. I couldn't help but feel like I was a slight at me. Hey, if the shoe fits, then, you know, I'm going to have if you're putting all the things I have to say is why why do you feel threatened by that lyric?
Starting point is 01:33:45 Because I know you spend all the time scrolling my timeline. You're probably looking at my timeline. Oh, as you're recording that. And if I drop the track tracks on me, I'm not afraid to clap back. All right. I don't even think I follow you. Yes, you do. You definitely you definitely follow me, because I'm faster than you.
Starting point is 01:34:01 Mm hmm. Oh. Got you there. Got you there. No, I won't. I walk right in. Use that for your next track. I got a real question. No. I got a real question.
Starting point is 01:34:13 We've we've talked to a couple of players since the season. So I tried to mark Ingram and Cam Jordan last week, but is how is it? with no fans. Is it tough to get like hyped up? Is it tough? Are there moments in the game where you kind of zone out, maybe not when you're on the field, but on the sideline? How does the energy feel like from a player's perspective? Because from the fan perspective, it looks the same as long as they don't show the stands, obviously. Exactly. Yeah. I mean, it feels the same out there. I'm not gonna lie. We still just, they still keeping score. It's still a defense out there trying to stop you. So in my mind,
Starting point is 01:34:50 the way it feels out there is not any different. I know we play in Miami Sunday. And just to have some fans in the stands, it did feel different in Miami. It felt better, even though it was hot as hell out there, but it did feel better in Miami. I believe that. I think that like, you know, even like, I think the Steelers are having 7,500 fans this weekend. Even a few fans has to be better than no fans. It just feels like someone's actually watching you. Exactly. Yeah. I know, up here in Seattle, we've had two home games. And I mean, just having our fans out there is gonna make a big difference, whether it's, you know, a thousand,
Starting point is 01:35:30 two thousand or 50,000 is gonna make a big difference. But I would love to, for the Seahawks to allow, you know, a couple fans back in the stadium. PFT, could you imagine if Seahawk was there in that? That's his end zone that DK fumbled out of. He would have been, he would have raged, he would have raged Seahawk and then like five guys wearing the receiver gloves. Yeah, they would have raged. Those guys get pissed. There's one that has like a hawk, like the hawk wings to us. Is there, is there anything? Yeah. How about this? When we allow fans, you come to a game. Okay. And I'll hold up a sign saying, don't stop. Yeah. We do like the Babe Ruth, like for a sick kid, you
Starting point is 01:36:07 promised me one fumble out of the end zone. That would be amazing though. If you scored a touchdown, it was like Cam Newton handing the ball to a three year old girl and he just came up to me in the front row and gave me the ball. Funny, you low key funny. I'm not, I'm not giving you no problems. Oh, thanks. You're low key a top five receiver. Overreaction Wednesday. Yeah. Why are you doing it? So, who's side are you on big cap? I'm kind of, I'm neutral in here. I mean, obviously, if it really got down to it, like
Starting point is 01:36:40 if PFT looked at me and gave me the look like, yo, we got to fuck DK up, we'd fuck you up. But up until that point, like, I'll still be friends with you. Do you really think you can do that though? Yeah. Yeah. No, if he gave me that look. The two of us together? Yeah. Why your voice change? Why your voice change? What do you mean? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I would fuck you up. Because he's in a fight. You're not, you're not confident. I would throw hands and I would fuck you up and then I would do the dog piss on you. The Ole Miss, the Ole Miss celebration.
Starting point is 01:37:09 I'll tie your shoes. When was the last time you got into a fight, DK? I'll tie my shoes. What's up? When was the last time you got into a fight? Middle school. The fact that you got to think that long about it tells me you're not really an alpha. Me and Big Cat, we throw down like every week. Yeah, just to stay sharp. How about this? How about this? The reason I had to think about it so long was I had to think about when the last time somebody really actually tried me. Oh. And not over Twitter. Okay. Well, so you're out of practice then is what I'm hearing. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:42 I'm what? You're out of practice then. What about on the football field? Have you ever tried to punch somebody who's wearing a helmet? No, that's done. To punch somebody wearing a helmet. Yeah, you think too much. I would imagine most cornerbacks don't want to try you. I would say that they probably don't want to try you. Have you talked to Lane Kiffin? We're on the lane train now. I know my boy P.R.T. hit me up. He's excited about it. Yeah. No, I haven't talked to him though. Okay. So we're bigger Ole Miss fans than you. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:38:09 Crazy. What school are you supporting again? Ole Miss. Or as some people call Ole Piss. All right. So why are you wearing a dating shirt? This is for Obi Toppin. They don't have a football team. They might. No, I don't think they have a football team. Yeah, they do. They do. Well, their football team doesn't matter. Their basketball team ain't no stop in Obi Toppin future for Chicago. It seems like you're pretty nervous because you just start twisting your ankle. So I'm going to go with you. No, I always do this.
Starting point is 01:38:34 I'm actually loosening up my ankles in case this gets more heated. In case it gets physical. And I have to run out of the studio. Yeah. What did you think about Lane Kiffin flushing the toilet during media day? I mean, I thought it was very funny in my opinion. I mean, the guy's a character. Was it number one or number two? I think he was dropping a deuce. Definitely a deuce. Yeah. He got up and of course he's dropping deuce. Cranked it out. Hit the flush.
Starting point is 01:39:02 By the way, we were talking about this last week. How bad does that flight to Miami suck? If you have to fly down there, play a game and then fly back. It seems like that would ruin my entire week. Yeah, it was terrible. Six hours on the plane. You get a meal? Yeah. Are there beds on those planes? If I was an owner, I would, I would, I would get like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:39:22 but I would get a jumbo jet and just put a bunch of like, like king size beds and have my team be real comfortable. See, no, that's what y'all do. Right. I need to get over there. I'd be a great owner. That's that's a fucking awesome owner. There are 70 people flying on the plane. 70 beds. That's good. You can fit that. How many ping pong balls inside of a 747?
Starting point is 01:39:43 I'm sorry. What's the question? How many ping pong balls inside of 747? How many, how many lights was it lamp posts in Manhattan? These are the type of questions. These are the type of questions you're going to have to answer when you're out of the league in a couple of years. Yeah, when you have to get a job working like Wolf of Wall Street type stuff. This is how they figure out who the real smart people are.
Starting point is 01:40:04 That's why I'm a work hard now. That's why I won't have to get a job. You have been unbelievable this year. I do like to see, I can't believe you don't, I guess you don't want to be compared to another guy, but the TO comparison is spot on. I mean that in the best way, like you are. I mean, for people, I would rather, I would, I have no problem being compared to TO Randy Moss, Calvin Johnson or Julio.
Starting point is 01:40:25 Yeah. Hands down, no problem being compared to. I don't like being compared to anybody, but if somebody said those four, I'm going to take it with a grain of salt and just keep it pushing. But I mean, it's not, not a bad comparison. Do you have a nickname? You need a nickname to get some real buzz going about you. DK.
Starting point is 01:40:42 That's my nickname. DK? That's a pretty good nickname. What about, well, no, actually I looked this up because I Googled DK Metcalf nickname. You gave yourself a nickname when you were in high school on your high school highlight reel, Optimus Megacath. Whoa. That's pretty cool.
Starting point is 01:40:57 How did you think of that one? You must have a lot of friends. How high were you when you thought of Optimus Megacath? You definitely didn't have any friends or like, dude, that's lame. No, no, everybody liked it. Everybody was calling me Optimus or money. Those are my two nicknames in high school. I have one last question.
Starting point is 01:41:19 I searched, sometimes we do the, if you go on Google and you do people also ask, there'll be a bunch of questions. And the first one is how many passes has DK Metcalf dropped? Do you know the answer? I don't. Of his 74 catchable targets, the former Ole Miss standout had seven passes from star quarterback Russell Wilson, slipped through his hands as a result, Metcalf finished tied with the fourth most drops in 2019.
Starting point is 01:41:49 That's last year though. That's just what people ask. I didn't ask that. That was Google. I didn't ask that. I would never ask that. Are you mad that Russell doesn't throw as many interceptions? So that way you'll never have the stat, the Larry Fitzgerald stat,
Starting point is 01:42:01 which is he has more tackles than drop passes. There you go. Compare me to another person. You won't reach that because Russell selfishly doesn't throw as many interceptions. Yeah. He doesn't allow you to get those tackle stats up. Yeah, but at least they're Googling my name for a reason. True.
Starting point is 01:42:18 I didn't ask that again. I think you're having a great year. Top five. TO. Beast. How many passes have I dropped this year? You dropped one last week. I did.
Starting point is 01:42:29 Maybe maybe made that up. Yeah. Well, the Fumble counts as like five in my book, but it counts as one statistically. No, zero. Actually, I think that counts as a caught pass. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:42:44 Why don't why don't you run at people and punch them in the face more like like George Kittle does. Good question. You're about the same size. I'm not George Kittle. George Kittle is a beast. Yeah. I just think it'd be cool.
Starting point is 01:42:59 Yeah, he is. You're big enough. You can do it. I'd like to see you knock out a free safety this year. And I'd like to see you play in an NFL game. Yeah. Same. You have one drop this year.
Starting point is 01:43:11 Jake just looked it up. That's not bad. So you actually have fixed that part of your game. There we go. Fuck the Google question. I appreciate it. Jake. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:43:19 Jake got you. Do you have any questions for us? He's the only cool one out of all of y'all. Wow. Yeah. Do you have any questions for us before we let you go? I mean, you know that we, we like, you, I don't even know if you listen on Mondays, but we've been pumping you up every Monday.
Starting point is 01:43:35 No, I really, I really don't know how to take that because your boy over here talks so much. Yeah, that's true. I've been saying good stuff about you, DK, just during the game. Iron sharpens iron, you know? Like if I don't coach you up hard, I know how you like to be coached. Yeah, that's true. If I don't, if I don't get on you and dog cuss you, then you might not perform next week. So in reality, you should be thanking me for being such an asshole.
Starting point is 01:44:00 PEFT, I got a question for you. How do you feel about the Fabio comparison? Fabio, excellently? Oh no, DK Metcalf compared me to the sexiest man in the history of romance novels. They're like all women want to fuck. I'm just, I'm just asking. I'm fine being compared to Fabio. That's good.
Starting point is 01:44:22 Fabio is famous for a lot of stuff, having great hair. Hit by that bird on that roller coaster. Nose broken by Peregrine Falcon. You name it. But lately I've been hearing, lately I've been hearing the trolls comparison, like which one, which one you going to rock with? It's true. We haven't heard from Fabio in a while.
Starting point is 01:44:38 What's up with Fabio? Is he past his prime? Like is Fabio getting fat? Is he dead? How funny would it be if Fabio was just fat as fuck? I bet you Fabio has COVID. Fabio Lanzoni. Fabio Lanzoni.
Starting point is 01:44:49 What's he up to? Let's see. Are we still alive? What is happening? Hey, look, here's the people also asked, what has happened to Fabio? Fabio always, he's an American citizen in 2016 and lives in Los Angeles where he now enjoys a life. A lot of people in Hollywood celebrities, they take themselves too seriously.
Starting point is 01:45:05 That's a quote from Fabio. This is pretty good too. They said, someone asked him, why do women always go crazy for you? And he responded by explaining, it's just because he's always himself. So he's just like, it's because I'm Fabio. Right. That's a dumb question. I'm fucking Fabio.
Starting point is 01:45:18 Yes. He is Fabio. So yeah. That's a little bit of comparison. The Trolldoll comparison, I think that just kind of came out of nowhere. A little far fetched. You're a little far fetched on that one. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:30 That's what I was thinking the same thing like, why would y'all even compare? Yeah. So in the future, you're going to drop the Troll comparison. Big Cat's going to at you every time I talk shit about you online so that you're kept informed of that. And I'm going to continue saying I'm a fan and hoping that you continue to be like T.O. And just dominate everyone. And I believe your boy Big Cat was a little insecure about his shoes.
Starting point is 01:45:54 He tied him. No, I tied him. You told me it's time. You said we're going to fight. I tied my shoes. I'm ready to go. I'm a little insecure about his shoes. All right, DK.
Starting point is 01:46:02 All right. Always good catching up with you, man. Good to see you. Be safe. Don't take too much offense when I drop a fire-ass diss track on you. And hold the ball when you're getting into no touchdowns free, okay? Just remember that. From the diss track.
Starting point is 01:46:14 High and tight. Yeah. Drop another ball at the goal. And also everyone who lost their fantasy matchup, please make sure you at DK tomorrow and let him know. You did. Hank. Hank lost his fantasy matchup because where is everybody coming from?
Starting point is 01:46:31 Who's a thanks? Thanks to our producer. He's sitting behind the, the, uh, he lost it. Go ahead. Hank, tell him, tell him how much damage you went through a lot, a lot of damage and hurt, but it's all right. I drafted you because you know, you're my boy. All right.
Starting point is 01:46:46 I'm sorry. Okay. Thank you. Wow. Because I never. Thank you. I'm going to do better because, you know, I've, I've, I've met you. We have, we have a connection over, you know, zoom.
Starting point is 01:46:57 Thank you. Thank you. You met him at the Super Bowl too. That means a lot. Yeah. All right, DK. Thanks so much, man. We'll talk to you later.
Starting point is 01:47:05 Good luck. Kick the shit out of Kirk Cousins. Yeah. Good luck on Sunday night. I appreciate it. See you man. That interview DK was brought to you by Norton 360 and especially Norton 360 for gamers.
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Starting point is 01:48:33 Go to Norton.com slash gamers today, use promo code PMT and get 20% off. Okay, let's wrap up. We got some guys on chicks. Finish up our Wednesday. Billy, you're looking lean, by the way, and your shoes still dirty. We got to get you some new shoes. Billy's switched up from washing his shoes to now just wearing shoes that are naturally dirt colored.
Starting point is 01:48:58 Wait, are those white shoes? No. Yeah, those are white shoes. Billy, you do look lean, dude. No, for real, though. You look lean. Thank you. I've been trying.
Starting point is 01:49:11 Yeah. Belly football is gone. It's good, because we don't want an ugly intern. That would be so gross. Very bad for the brand. People would be like, ew. We got to fire Jay Marriotti. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:49:21 Done. Thank you. Appreciate it. Yeah. All right. Go, Hank. Hey, fuckcat. Oh.
Starting point is 01:49:29 Fuckcat. I have really original. I have two friends who are dating. I've always been really good friends with the guy, but now, since he has started dating his girlfriend, I would consider myself super close to her, too. I would even say that I now consider them my two best friends. The problem is, he cheats on her all the time, and oftentimes, the people in our friend group. He even took the virginity of one of the girls in our group.
Starting point is 01:49:53 Everyone seems to know but her. If they were to break up, everyone would take his side, as we were all friends with him at first. Many of her friends tried to confront her about him before they even started dating, and she just brushed it off. So now, her friends are all his friends. She's truly the sweetest person on earth, and he's an absolute piece of shit. But I love them both dearly.
Starting point is 01:50:11 Do I tell her about the situation or continue to act like I don't know anything? P.S. Billy, DM me back. Okay, wait. So, oh. Billy has to talk to girls. Oh. I don't talk to girls.
Starting point is 01:50:21 Oh. Wait. So this guy cheats on his girlfriend and also stole all her friends because he's, like, on. And apparently he's hooking up with them. This guy sounds awesome. This guy sounds like a fucking gist. This guy's cool as shit.
Starting point is 01:50:33 Like, can you tell this guy to DM Billy so Billy can be friends with him? Yeah, teach him his ways. Yeah, he'll reply to his DM. Yeah, I don't know. I would say just as a piece of advice, like, real piece of advice. Just get really drunk and tell her. Well, no. Oh, wait.
Starting point is 01:50:48 No, it sounds like they did. It sounds like they told her. No, they tried to tell her beforehand. Oh. She brushed it off. Yeah, I think you, no, I think you just stay out of it. Write an anonymous note. That's good.
Starting point is 01:50:59 I like that. Maybe go old school like a ransom note. Cut up a bunch of magazines that have the different letters and then use those. Like, you're trying to, you know, stay way, way undercover so she can't trace the handwriting back to you. Or just stay out of it because, yeah, I just stay out of it. You never want to get involved with myself. That is a vacuum cleaner.
Starting point is 01:51:19 Yeah. Yeah. There's a vacuum going. What should I get my fiance as a present for our wedding day? Hmm. Did you do that? What? Wedding day.
Starting point is 01:51:29 Because you get a wedding. A cake. A cake. The present is. No, the cake is you. Get him a PS5. No, the groom's cake is always like the funniest thing where it's like, hey, we have this big cake and then I got to get you a groom's cake and your only interests are like the New
Starting point is 01:51:42 York Mets. Yeah. So here is your groom's cake. Here, I got to, I got you a single layer of sheet cake shaped like a PlayStation. Yeah. You're so shallow that the only thing that you like in your life besides me is the Denver Nuggets. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:51:56 I mean, you're the present, right? That's how you should look at it. Mm-hmm. There it is. You're the present. I don't think you have to get him a present. Just get him the cake. Get him the fucking New York Mets cake.
Starting point is 01:52:04 Maybe have Mr. Matt come to the wedding and flip everyone. Or as we always say, cash, cash is king. Cash is king. Slip him like a $20 bill. Just be like, more where that came from. No questions asked. Don't spend it all in one place. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:52:15 And steal it from him when you fucking him later on. We never talked about this tweet. Oh, yeah. But Billy, I don't think you got, I don't know if you guys saw this, but it was when, can you explain it, Billy? Billy thought that guys wore engagement rings. I thought that guys and girls got engagement rings. No.
Starting point is 01:52:30 I got a, I got a. That's great. I got a girl to tweet. Well, because I'm such a. It was like, yeah, no, it's true. You're so. Equalist. I thought that.
Starting point is 01:52:39 You're right. That's a good point. I thought that everyone got rings. That's a good point. That's actually a really good point. But I really thought that the guy bought himself an engagement ring and the girl an engagement ring. And then he engaged.
Starting point is 01:52:49 These are the moments. It was when Mahomes said the better ring was the engagement ring. And Billy said the only problem in the home statement is the engagement ring takes up a finger where a Super Bowl ring could go. Oh, so you thought. Disincentivizing him to win more rings. Yeah. So you thought he was saying the better ring was the engagement ring.
Starting point is 01:53:06 He was talking about his own personal. I thought that I thought that you kneel, you kneel, give the girl an engagement ring. A cock ring on. You have a ring and then it's a wedding ring. But you were talking about the Super Bowl ring and he. Just hoping that they get engaged. Why would I know how marriage rings work? A promise ring?
Starting point is 01:53:26 If you were patching Mahomes, would you wear your Super Bowl ring as your wedding band? Yeah. I would. Doesn't get much better than that. Double jeopardy. Real football guy. Hey, Jake, Philly Cat, PMT and Big Dick Billy. Three quick questions.
Starting point is 01:53:40 Oh, is that true? No. Do all men. Size what? Size your shoes? All advertising. What size? 14.
Starting point is 01:53:49 And what size are your shoes, Hank? 12. That one person, when you, when you were trying to tell me that you were going to buy those with the reverse parlay, the 10 and a half and someone said, oh, Hank's getting normie some shoes. I, that was funny. I laughed at that. My brother was a size 12 and like basically for probably like sophomore, junior, senior
Starting point is 01:54:09 year, freshman year college, I wore size 12 because I convinced myself I was a size 12. Yeah. I was like, I got older. I was like, I was like, I'm not. You were sick of getting blisters all the time? Yeah. I was just like, I put on a smaller pair.
Starting point is 01:54:21 She was like, oh, these actually fit. These fit well. You thought that your foot was like a goldfish and the size of the tank that it was in, it would grow, it would expand until it filled up. Yeah. I like that. I can respect that. Three quick questions.
Starting point is 01:54:33 Do all men chew tobacco and hide it? Is Tyga impressive and does Billy have an only fans? AD got hurt. Oh. I believe my only fans. Not all men chew tobacco and hide it, but most. Yeah. A lot of them just chew it and don't hide it.
Starting point is 01:54:45 Black Buffalo, not tobacco. Shout out to Black Buffalo. What was the second one? Were we thinking of Tyga? Is Tyga impressive? I think he put his dick on only fans. Tyga? Tyga.
Starting point is 01:54:55 Tyga. Don't know who that is. Tyga. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty impressive. YMCNB. Pass.
Starting point is 01:55:03 Yeah. I know who Tyga is. Twista? Remember Twista? Tyga explained me. Do you remember Twista? Yeah. Twista.
Starting point is 01:55:11 That one video that Twista had. You used to date Kylie Jenner? She was, those chicks were so hot. Celebrity? Oh. Can make you a celebrity overnight? No. Fuck.
Starting point is 01:55:19 I'm going to Google it. Twista music video hot. Hey, PFT. EA. Big Cat's probably been here before. Like PFT. Big Cat, Hank, and William Football. I have an odd one for you.
Starting point is 01:55:31 I actually have the bad one. Hey, big daddy cat and small daddy PFT. Hey, Hank. So this weekend, my boyfriend and I were out and about trying to get a cat for our house when I got my period randomly at the pet store and told him that we have to go home. I know this sounds normal, but my boyfriend is kind of obsessed with periods and thinks they're the coolest thing ever and always asks if he can see every time I tell him. What should I do and how do I tell him, how do I let him down gently for stopping him
Starting point is 01:55:57 from wanting to see? Also fuck the cubs, go carts. He's just curious. He's curious in terms of your anatomy. He's a vampire. I think that's healthy. Good call, Billy. Was it getting wet?
Starting point is 01:56:08 Is he iron deficient? Because he might be looking at you as a source of nutrition. I think you're thinking about Tiger. Big cat. I am? Yeah. Twista had get it wet and then he followed it up with wetter. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:19 That's pretty nice. That's a sequel. Are you sure? Twista. Twista. He was like early 2000s. Yes, yes. He had a couple of hot music videos, but it might have been songs that were featuring
Starting point is 01:56:33 Twista. He was a big guy that would be featured. He was featured? He was featured a lot. I'm sorry, but I'm checking out until I find... Let's go with little John. You gotta find this. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:56:44 It is something about trying to find an old boner almost. You're basically going back in time and be like, what was that thing that turned me on? I gotta find that. Look up celebrity. Twista. Celebrity. When was that? When did that come out?
Starting point is 01:56:57 Mid-2000s. Maybe. Finding a boner. Hello everybody. Big Cat PFT and dipshit Billy. That's not nice. Really not nice. I'm a little confused with my boyfriend's thought process after a big fight that we had.
Starting point is 01:57:13 I told him I didn't want to see him for a few weeks and to leave the house. I tried calling him and calling him, but no way. This is fake. All right. My bad. And then there's a big picture of this fellow sitting on the side of a bed. Oh wait, it got me. Hey guys, especially PFT.
Starting point is 01:57:27 It might have been overnight celebrity, but no, it was really, it really got me going. Can you get verbally wooded? Like in a question, if they write an entire question, then it says like, oh, then there's a big black guy with his cock hanging out. Twista. Yeah. Absolutely. That'd be pretty cool.
Starting point is 01:57:43 Try doing that to heck next time. My husband of eight years and I know. My husband and I in eight years are going to Jamaica for vacation in mid-November. Congrats on the vacation. And last week he's been forcing me to watch sad movies. I didn't know why until I overheard talking to his buddy, telling his buddy that he's trying to make me cry, which will supposedly make me start my period. So I'm not in my period during vacation.
Starting point is 01:58:01 My question are all guys this oblivious to a woman's body or is it just him? It's like he's trying to recreate the moon. All he needs to do, this is so simple. This guy's an idiot. Just paint a full moon on her ceiling or put like one of those glow in the dark moon stickers because the periods are controlled by that. I'm still looking for this. I'm out.
Starting point is 01:58:22 But to answer your question, yes, every guy is exactly that dumb when it comes to period. There are mysteries to us. Might as well be trying to do calculus. Sup, boys. Sup, Billy. I love your facts. Please keep them going. Why does my boyfriend follow half-naked girls on IG?
Starting point is 01:58:37 Does this allow me to be half-naked on IG or only fans? IG maybe, only fans probably not. Why do guys follow half-naked girls? Because they're awesome to look at. It's the algorithm. We don't even have a choice. It's not our fault. That's true.
Starting point is 01:58:52 I get pushed into it. Sometimes I'll follow a girl because she'll have like a very caption. And then in the next picture that she puts up, it's like, oh, I'm dumping them out. Right. I feel violated. When you join Instagram, it's like, who to follow? And it's just, you don't have a choice. They make you follow like 10 to 100 accounts right off the bat.
Starting point is 01:59:09 Yeah. And it's just always girls for some reason. So it's not really not as fault. I follow like seven different Gin-Selter tribute accounts. And the algorithm did all that for me. All right. Last one. BigHat's checked out.
Starting point is 01:59:25 Hi, guys. I think I found it, but I got it's bad. Okay. Do you regret your boner from back in the day? No. No, you never regret a boner. Well, it's featuring a certain. R. Kelly?
Starting point is 01:59:38 Yeah. Oh, you didn't know at the time. Yeah. Forget it. What did R. Kelly actually do? No. Oh, God. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:59:48 That's it. Ends the show. Ends the show. All right. What number? 17. No. I'm too young to know what happened.
Starting point is 01:59:56 Very bad team. A lot of bad teams. It's like the worst dog dog ever. It's like, oh, we don't talk about R. Kelly, but no, she says what happened with R. Kelly. Billy's going to take every number under 18. 18. 17. 20.
Starting point is 02:00:10 40. 40. 40. 34. 34. Just know it's very bad. It's goodies in jail. Let's say that.
Starting point is 02:00:18 What is it? The Eagle Noise. 80. 80. It's in what people think is the Eagle Noise. It's like, ah, it's really actually a red-tailed hawk. That's great. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:00:29 Totally a different bird. No, but they used the recording of a red-tailed hawk. But everyone thinks it's an eagle. That's a good fact. Fucking hell. Love you. I'm hitting them with a hard count. Love you.
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