Pardon My Take - Comedian Sam Morril, NFL Week 5 Picks And Preview, The Bears Finally Win A Game, Marlins Man Calls In Plus Jimbo's

Episode Date: October 6, 2023

The Bears are back. Pardon My Take civil war and PFT reports live from DC after the Bears won a game for the first time in almost a calendar year (00:00:00-00:23:25). We talk some playoff baseball (00:23:25-00:33:35). Week 5 picks and preview of every game with a bonus Marlins Man call in the middle that is a must listen (00:33:35-01:57:09). Comedian Sam Morril joins us in studio to talk comedy, Knicks, life on the road and the jokes that pissed the most people off (01:57:09-02:49:12). We finish with Jimbo's (02:49:12-03:02:45).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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He's no longer Riverboat Ron. So PFT, you were at the game. I'd love to get your thoughts on what the vibe was like. First of all, RIP Dick Buckis, all time football guy. He passed away this afternoon. The Bears. I don't know if the strategy of having bears legends die and then getting that to galvanize the team is a sustainable strategy, but it felt like it

worked tonight. And RIP dickbuck is seriously like a legend of legends when it comes to the football world. But the Chicago Bears lost 14 straight games. They headed into Thursday night football. And they shit pumped the commanders. I don't like to smile on your face. I don't like the way the entire intro is going. I don't like the way the entire intro is going, bo, bo, the bears, oh, the bears are back. Yes, you buried them. You buried the bears. Yeah. Four in a row. Yeah. They're done. They're done. Oh, the bears are back. The bears are back. It was bad first half. There's no game planning against, like he said, like Dick Buck is passing away. And as much as that was like an emotional fact,

I'm sure for some of the bears, it probably affected Ron Rivera too. I'm sure Ron Rivera was super close with Dick Buckis. He played on the bears. He's been very close in Chicago. Like he is a Chicago guy in terms of his football career, at least his playing career. So I'm sure he was sad going into the game,

but yeah, the first half was bad. It was as bad. It was, it was, that was chicken shit football all across the board for the commanders and there was no getting out of that hole. Plus, it's helpful that you have DJ Moore, maybe get him the ball more often because he is unstoppable. Oh, worry about your own team. He was so good. I am, he was so good. A manual Forbes are our rookie first round pick who has played. He played pretty well until AJ Brown, like snatched his soul, but a manual Forbes got benched and then the people that we put in for Forbes couldn't guard him either. So it was it was a bad night.

After the first half, we had a little comeback in the second half. We're feeling good. I changed my jersey. The vibes changed in the stadium. It looked like we were coming back. And then all the all the momentum got sucked right out of the stadium with that fuel goal. Joey Slay. So, all right. So I'm not allowed to change my opinion. So let me ask you this

PFT still thinking soupy. I'm, no, I'm, oh, I'm thinking Justin feels this good quarterback. I was right about. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was right. Credit for you for not wavering on that take. Yeah. Very wavering. Yeah, I mean, Justin Fields was phenomenal. He's been phenomenal. 600 yards, eight touchdowns and one interception in the last two games. I have to think I'm back in love. And I know that like, listen, he was bad to start the season. The Packers game was bad.

The box game was bad. The Chiefs game was bad. The last two games have been great. And I got to give credit to Luke Getzi, the offensive coordinator. He actually called the great game plan. You know what actually works when you have Justin Fields having designed runs. I don't know if you know you know this is PFT, but like, I think it was probably six or seven drives started with the Justin Fields run.

Just to be like, Hey, we have this weapon. You now have to defend us differently, not all of them worked, but just doing that Changed how the bears looked and how they were able to attack the commander's defense, uh, which I the defense of the commanders The defense of lines just as good as Eagles They had some good moments site. It wasn't about the defense of line. This game was about Pretty well is about DJ Moore and so we got we actually beat you with a fullback at the end. Yeah, I know that was, that was twisting the life. DJ were probably should have had 280 yards, but they said he was out of bounds.

We didn't get a replay in the stadium. So I still haven't seen that play was he out of bounds because PFT he looked mad. They didn't show a replay on TV. So he was not out of bounds. There's no way he was out of bounds. If they don't show a single replay, they show the replay, but it was the far angle, they never show the replay of his feet being out of bounds. Yeah, I think we should do the math on it, but I think he would have had like 270 yards,

280 yards receiving if they didn't call him out of bounds on that one. He would have had what, four touchdowns? How many do you have, two or three? Three touchdowns. Three, so he would have had four four touch downs? How many do you have? Two or three. Three touchdowns. Three. So he would have had four and like 280 yards.

So he was he was electric. He was. And you write about Justin Fields. So the thing I noticed about Justin Fields, when you're up close, watching him in person and not like watching the TV angles, after the design runs, even the ones that don't work, he is so confident after them. He loves them. He loves doing it.

And then when they ask him to pass the ball after he's feeling good about himself, he's a way better passer because he's confident, he's not overthinking things. So it changes his entire mindset. This is what we're saying, like Justin Fields should run the ball more frequently. It sucks that he's gonna get hit, yeah, but that's the nature of football.

But he's a big dude, he can do a lot of some punishment. He was running into people and he's bouncing right up. And it makes the whole run game work. Cause obviously we lost all of our running backs. And I put Khalil Herbert when he was running into people and he's bouncing right up. And it makes the whole run game work because obviously we lost all of our running backs. And I put Clil Herbert when he was running was phenomenal. He was ripping off big runs left and right. All right. I'm gonna come back down to reality. I had to do that because I was I was very excited. It's it's good. Listen, I'll come back to on the reality. I don't think the bears are all the way back. They're still one and

four. They're still a bad team. But it's just nice to win one. 14 games started to weigh on me a little bit like where it was like this is feels like, you know, I've ebber flus is about to get fired. All this stuff. It's nice to win one. Justin Fields deserves a win. He's been playing his ass off the last two games. It's nice to win one. I did look at the schedule coming up and I've convinced myself they could potentially go four and one in the next five, but I'm gonna save that for another day because I know there's still some big problems.

I also know Justin Fields is not, he's, I'm falling back in love. Like it was, it was basically like we had like a two-week break up where I was like, you know what, let's get different places and I started to sign a lease and I was like, ah, fuck. I really miss this guy, so I think I'm all the way back in love. But I know it's one game. I know it's one game. It was one game. I'm not going to get so crazy. It was one game, but it was a fun game. It was good to win one. And the Bears almost tried to blow it because the

offense was not that great in the second half. And if Joey's sly makes a field goal, I actually think this PFT, you could tell me if I'm wrong, you could tell me that vibes in the stadium. I think if Joey's sly makes that field goal to make it 30, 23, the Bears probably lose that game because all the pressure goes back on them. Vibes in the stadium, that's exactly what it was saying. Like if that was it, like a 46-yarder. Yep. And from where memes and I were sitting, we were on the sidelines and everybody in our section thought it was good. And so we started to celebrate and they they were like, oh shit, no, he's waving his arms the wrong way. That's the wrong way to wave the arms.

And so we just looked around at you. Everybody was like, that went in, right? We collectively had like, was like collective delusion for about 15 seconds where we're like, that was a wrong call, that feel going in. Yeah. So we couldn't tell, that was a bummer. But yeah, the way that we're moving the ball

and Sam how, I heard some people calling him Sammy so so that's mean. Don't call him Sammy so so. Oh, that is mean. Yeah. Oh, dude, he had some runs that were insane. They were like, what is, what is how are, how is he doing this and how is he getting just like toss the ground and just getting back up?

He's a tough motherfucker. And he had some dimes too. I actually like, I was surprised by the commanders. It did feel like the commanders came out in the first half to like the Bears suck will win this game. No problem because it made no sense. Like the Bears have no secondary right now. Their defensive line actually showed up

for the first time all year, which was nice. It felt like the defense was playing with a purpose, which I haven't seen for four weeks, like guys flying around. But I don't know why the commanders weren't just trying to take deep shots all night. They did miss a couple in the first half. But once, once Sim hell was throwing a deep like we were getting gashed. Yeah, B enemy doesn't like to call the deep shots unless it's like right around midfield. If we get a first down on first down, we're going deep. That's kind of his style.

And then everything else is intermediate or screens, things like that. But yeah, I agree. I think that we should have gone deep way earlier, more like throw the ball up there for Terry. See what Terry can do and draw a passer appearance if he doesn't catch it. But I want to just go back.

The real story tonight, we don't really care about this football game. Tonight was bigger than sports. It was Dick Buckes. So we should, we should first and foremost think about that. Like when you think of football, Dick Buckes is one of the first names to think of. Just because you just like think of the old footage of him just looking three times the size of everyone else just like clotheslining people, just fucking smashing people.

He was football. He was football. So I was talking with a bunch of staff from the commanders here after the game. They were great. They we I got to meet Josh Harris shook his hand. Great hand shake. Fantastic hand shake, by the way. Cool guy jacket. He was wearing a cool guy jacket. He was. I also noticed not wearing anything that said the word commanders on it. Again, good thing you just got $7,000 worth of commanders gear. Yeah, it is.

Well, I gave like 20,000 of it away. No, met the people at part of my cheese steak tonight. The mediums sold out in record time. I gave away, me and memes tossed out probably like 30 medium followers, fleets, about nubs in about two minutes. So it was like 300 left. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, but it was like 300 left. Yeah. Yeah.

But it was it was cool. So the commanders were there were great hosts tonight. I was talking to some of the people from the staff after the game. They're asking me what my tattoo is going to be. And we were just tossing around ideas and the idea of just getting lips on my ass, on my ass cheek for butt kiss.

Ooh, nice. That one sounds like it could work. I'm also thinking maybe just take it back old school. Barbed wire tattoo, a tribal tattoo. Or a locker. If only there was a tattoo you've talked about getting since the beginning of the show. Blood sleeves? A plaid half sleeve.

Yeah, I'm also thinking about the plaid half sleeve still. PFT, I'm gonna say this right now. That's, I mean, that's the one of the best ideas you've ever had. You always talk about it. Yeah, you do talk about that. I've got a lot of great ideas. BFT, I spent all day planning out what my tattoo was gonna be that I might just get one with you.

I might just be a good soldier and get one with you because I literally was just like looking at images all day being like, what is my tattoo? Gonna be, because I just, I didn't think the bears were gonna be able, I thought they were a dead team and, yeah, someone behind you, I didn't think the bears were gonna be able, I thought they were a dead team and, yeah, someone behind you looking in. Oh, hey.

Hello. Oh, hey, oh, should we be here? She's saying, she's a lot of men. She's saying, we got some AWLs coming in. Yeah, and get her on the pod. Get her on the pod. Yeah, get her on the pod. Yeah.

What are you doing thoughts on the game tonight? Well, I'm stuck that you're here. How did you guys get in here? Oh, nice. How did you get in there? Yeah. That's all thoughts on the game tonight? Well, I'm shocked that you're here. How did you guys get in here? Oh, nice. How do you get in there? Yeah. That's all I need to say. OK.

Yeah, all right. Personal friends with Josh Harris, no big deal. All right, wait, so that's different. Before we talk to you. Shut the fuck up, Hank. I just want to do one last thing. Do people do in that or on the stadium? I don't think you've been to the game since.

I have, or were other people? Yeah, yeah, they were. Yeah, all the way like beer. I think it's just so weird that in the stadium, everybody pretends that something that's sticking straight up in the air is super cool. I got you there. I mean, I think that's what you should get for the tattoo. All right, wait. So before we do the tattoo, PFT, I just like last thing like where? Because I want to I was a little, I'm a little, I, oh, you should get soup.

You sure get soup. The, the wind had me a little delusional there for a minute. I've come back down to earth. I'm just grumpy. Okay. You're grumpy. I'm happy slash. I know that the pairs, I still need Justin feels to put together a lot of these.

But I'm very excited that he's back in my life. I feel good. I understand completely. Like Justin Fields is fun to watch when he's doing that stuff. Right. I get it. I get it entirely. I'm just I'm upset because I thought this was when I haven't been back here in like 13 years. And then I was all pumped up for this game and thinking about it for a year. Ever since the last Thursday night game, who could forget? And yeah, now I'm just bummed out.

And I'm going to have to get a tattoo. Who do you guys have next week? I have not even brought myself to look at Falcons and Giants. Yeah, but this is going to be a win that we'll look back on and wish that we had at the end of the year. We're going to be like, remember Thursday night game against the bears when they had one game in a calendar year and we lost because we came out and didn't do shit in the first half I'm gonna think about that one for sure, but also you can't really do that with games where you get lose by 20

Yeah, it's true, but it's the bucket game like we came out there was there was no energy at all in the team in the first half It was just a bummer that whole first half was a bummer and then I then I booted. I booted half time. Sorry, I have a Neal. I pay these guys salary kind of, well, they pay by salary too because we do a sports podcast. So I found myself in a real pickle here. But I did, I boot Ron Rivera's clock management at the end of the first half, which was bizarre. Yes. Where, where if he doesn't use his timeouts into the last drive that we start on our own 25 yard line. And we've got like, I don't know, 20 seconds left. And then he calls a bizarre series of plays that culminates in like a pass across the middle

that gets us to like the 50 yard line and gets us tackle there. It made it absolutely no sense. So I actually don't think that Ron Rivera understands how time works. That's the only explanation I come up with. And going for the fuel goal when you had like fourth and three or whatever it was, I know that's the fuel goal that I'm upset about. The Joey Sly one, I can live

and die with like you miss a 46 yarder that should happen. But the fuel goal on fourth and three. Yeah. That made no sense whatsoever. I want somebody to look up the stats and the probability. How what percentage win probability did that gain us kicking a fuel goal there as opposed to if we had missed it? Cause I would imagine missing a fuel goal is probably only like 3% less than making that fuel goal. Yeah, you're down 13. Why would you kick a fuel goal?

Makes no sense. No, it's just, it's no, we weren't. We were down. Oh, you were down. I think we're down 16 at the time. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's right. Because down. Oh, you were down. I think we're done 16 at the time. Oh, yeah, that's right because you Yeah, you're down 16 and then you got the the touchdown without the two point version either way I'll say this I was fun for the Bears to win. I don't like playing UPFD because I love you

And you know, it's you know, it's it's not fun doing bad blood between us. Yeah, I mean, I'm not upset I'm not I'm not actually mad that you're happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I just I wish our I'm I'm happy that you're happy and I'm sad that I'm sad. Here's what I'll say I wish the Bears first win in almost a calendar year had come against any other team. Well, what a good friend I last two wins are against the Patriots and the commanders. Do we play the Eagles? Yeah, best in the office? That is I know you play the dolphins. I think the dolphins play everybody on part of my take this year. No, we don't play the Eagles best in the office? I know you play the dolphins. I think the dolphins play everybody on part of my take this year. No, we don't play the dolphins.

Yeah, I it's sick and twisted that I went through the bears next five games. Vikings, Raiders, Chargers, Saints, Panthers. And I was like, that could be four and one. That's that's fucked up because I know that's not, but I'm going to just have one night where I'm like, could the bears be five and five in mid November? Oh, we got someone else. All right, so PFT What are you gonna do for the tattoo for real? So the ideas that I just threw out there that's actually that's all I got right now So the plaid half sleeve the lips and then

The barbed wire and the tribal arm band those are the those are the four that I'm thinking of right now I think a bowl of soup could be pretty understated, but cool. I think if you got Lee Roy, that's like, that always plays. That's what we could say shit about Lee Roy. Yeah, that could be good. Yeah, maybe just his face, or maybe even like a minimalist Lee Roy where it's like his muzzle. Yeah, or his paw print.

Yeah, I got one of his paw prints. Paw prints work for sure. That would be cool. Marlon's man. Stop, stop. Hank enough with your troll shit. Hank's on his troll shit right now. Oh, he's big.

Hank, if you've had the bear's money, okay, I'm going to go map a triste on you. Sit up when you're talking to me. Hank, you look like you're building that chair. He's very happy. He bet the bear's money, okay, I'm gonna go map a Triston you. Sit up when you're talking. You look like you're building that chair. He's very happy. He bet the bear's money on that. I mean, the second Dickey B diet, it was a lot. He had to, he had to.

Yeah, agreed. So Jake, you'll like this. We ran into Al Michaels tonight. I thought I was waiting to meet Josh, and I was sitting in like the owner's suite area, and we get up there, we sit down and then the first person that walks past us is Al Michaels walks like he's the only person

besides us in the room with like one of the security guards that was like bringing them up there and he walks right past us and memes, as he was walking past us, memes points right in his face and goes, that's Al Michaels. I was like, come on memes, be cool, be cool. And then Herb Street walked by a second later.

He was like, that's for Herb Street. So shout out Herbie. He says, what's up to all the AWLs? He says, what's up to all you guys? Did you say anything about my problem with his plane tweet? He, no, he did not say that. He's not thinking up with him when we have monogamy. He kept that to himself.

And then, me and memes were sitting in these chairs. And a bunch of kids walk in. And they're all wearing like national scare, watch it, national scare. And then we hear them start to scream and we're like, what's going on? I turn over my shoulder, Magic Johnson walks out.

Magic Johnson was just standing right next to me getting pictures with every one of these kids. Magic Johnson's the nicest person in the world. Oh, duh, he's magic. He's literally magic. It's, that's like one person that I was completely star struck by. I was magic Johnson. I could see that for sure.

Memes also did some weird video work where he was just so close to you. I don't know what was happening. He was zooming all the way in on you. Yeah, Memes likes to get a nice tight shot there. He was in the seat directly next to me. Did he tell you? You know that? Huh? One of the ones that looked like you didn't know

he was recording you and just looked over and discussed and then happened to see the camera after the fact. Oh, I never knew when memes was recording or when he wasn't. Yeah. It was just a complete surprise. I would turn around and he'd have the camera like right in my face.

Oh, P.M.T. last thing. We talk about this in Fire Fest. Fire Fest? Yeah, right. We talk about this in fire fest, but you, you're the thought crossed your mind. And I know because across mine, when Joey Sligh was about to kick that field goal to make it 30 to 23, we were in tie zone.

Yes. So you can, you can, you can ask memes with 10 minutes left in the fourth quarter, 10 minutes left. I looked at and I go, you know, ties not off the table. Ty could happen. Oh, so I was like, oh my God. What have you done?

What have you done? That thought definitely was a big factor. Also memes booed a veteran tonight. Oh no. So in between quarters, they bring a veteran out. Just an indoor cat. Yeah, you can't bring me to any way for his service. Memes booed the veteran.

And I looked at him. I was like, what are you doing? Memes is like, it's a black rifle coffee ad. Oh, all right. Yeah. Job memes. He's like, I'm a soul blue guy. There we go, memes.

One God. Yes. Yeah. What was your last tattoo? Oh, uh, since you'll never actually own one, you could get a El Camino tattooed on your body. Oh, that was mean. I'm gonna buy an El Camino just to spite you. That was mean.

I'm delighted on fire. That was me. That's not a bad idea. The vehicle tattoo. You're excited. Who are you gonna get a PFT? Wouldn't that be cool? I think I have to do it pretty soon, right?

I think it's cool. Back to the one I was being cool, not too. Yeah, it would be a cool tattoo. Yeah, you got, we'll get, we'll get, you know, yeah. We'll go make a video of it PMTV if you get a tattoo. What if you get it not to, I mean, you said you're not doing the punishment, but we're going to have nothing else going on during the 24 hour stream.

Oh, you want me to fill up hours of your block of solo content? Well, for the viewers, I'm saying like, don't make your problem. I'm just trying to kill two birds with one stone. That's a good idea. I will get a tattoo. If there's a Chicago based tattoo artist that's good, please refer them to me. And any other ideas that you have, I'm sure people are tweeting me tattoo ideas nonstop right now. So I haven't really checked Twitter much after the game.

But yeah, I'll get I'll get the tattoo soon. I would like to get it. So I haven't really checked Twitter much after the game. But yeah, I'll get the tattoo soon. I would like to get it. And I might get one with you, Halloween. I might get one with you. Leeroy playing the guitar. Oh, I'll never did that. Dogs can't play guitar. They don't have a thumbs. I like to say PFT. I spent all day planning my tattoo that I might just I might just get one with you. I might just have to. But neck tattoo. What about it?

What about an open tier? And if you can never beat the bears, you can close it. A teardrop. Yeah. Yeah. If that's stolen valor from murderers though. That's true. That's true.

All right, other things. We got to talk about baseball real quick. More like the mild card. That's good one Frank. Yeah, Frank, Frank, Frank, actually, I saw that last. I reached right away. He's right. Yeah. Yeah. He's absolutely right. So yeah, we all sweeps. Yeah, all sweet. I was telling Max this earlier today, I'll say it for, for the whole audience to hear, but like even though I'm a nationals fan, their division rival, I really like the Phillies. There's so much fun to

watch. And they're the big. Yeah. So They've got, they've got all our old players. We're like, you know, we're the farm system for the Phillies. So very easy route for awesome environment. It's fun to watch the Phillies and post these baseball. It's, it's also just Schwarber. I'll root for Schwarber wherever he goes. Like I fucking love that dude. So goddamn much. He is the best. Like him partying parting did you see the video of him they're trying to get him to a keg stand and it was like Schwarber it like hitting his head that he wasn't at an Indiana frat and he's like wait I shouldn't do a keg stand but he wanted to so badly he's the absolute best yeah and that listen toughest place to play the bank is Hank Hader Hank Hader Hank

has been going crazy and the saying, oh, everyone stood up for a home run. Never see that anywhere else. No, listen, I have no issue with Philadelphia fans. I love the passion. I do have an issue with our producer, Max saying there's nowhere else like it in sports. Professional sports, I said, it doesn't matter. Stand by it. I mean, I'm not the only one who's been saying it. No, that's not like again, the clip, it's a great clip. They're definitely the most passionate fans probably left in the current playoffs, but like,

they're saying there's nowhere else like it in professional sports, it's just a lie. That's my, that's my, that's my, this is hitter. Yeah, this is hitter. Yeah, this is Haterhank. Like, it is like the talk of baseball right now is the Philly's crowd. It is electric. It is electric.

It is electric. No, it's electric. Haterhank. That's not a Haterhank, I'm just like, Oh, no, no, no, you're being Haterhank. Like that video of the crowd singing Bryson Stots walk-walk-up song as he walks to the plate and then five seconds later hitting a grand slam

is like one of the coolest sports videos of the year. Yeah, for sure. Of the year. Like, everyone has a walk-up song. You never hear the entire team just like, That's not true though, that's where it's like you're losing me. Fancing along to songs, that's not true. No, yes, in Europe.

In Europe? No, I've been to Red Sox games where they do that Well, they do like this sweet carol What about your fucking what about your boy Shane Victorino when he was on the Red Sox world series team everyone sung his song And he walked up through like that's my point. It's I'm not trying to be a hitter Hank. I'm just saying it's not like it happens Hey, there Hank I'm not trying to be a hater Hank. I'm just saying it's not like it happens. Hater Hank. Hater Hank. This is this is hate. Let's to hate out. You know what? I like Hater Hank. No, we need a hater in here. We do. He plays it well. I mean, but I'm not the I'm not the only one saying it. Who else? Who else is SvP? Sv what did he say? Well, he had SvP his first his first quiet,

I don't know if his first question. First question of the clip. And it was the only question of the clip. He asked what's different about what's different about Citizens Bank Park. And Jeff Passen said it's an SEC football crowd and a baseball stadium. Right. In your face.

I'm not saying that. I'm just like, we didn't say which SEC school could be a Vandy school. It could be a Vandy. Like Cubs fans if they were in the playoffs. They're just as you know We definitely sang all those songs when they when they did the like I Yankees Division rivals not the Yankees are in the fucking playoffs like those fans go nuts red socks fans go nuts Philly's fans go nuts

But like five bucks to go to a Yankees game Not if they're in the playoffs. Okay, but like regardless of five is rocking in the caliber. No, no, Max worries. Max just calls fans. It costs $5 to go to Yankee's playoff game. I didn't say playoff game. I said it to cost $5 to go to a Yankee's game, which it does. Even the A's do the A's have like trombones and shit. They don't even get a real team anymore. The A's the A's when we're talking when the A's are like trombones and shit. And they don't even get a real team anymore. The A's? The A's when they're- We're talking when the A's are in the playoffs. When the A's are out talking about the,

we can look at what just happened. We just saw the race couldn't even get a quarter of the stadium filled. Like- We're not talking about the battees, we're talking about the good teams and there's a lot of them. You just said the A's.

When the A's are in the playoffs, it's nuts. That's the fiction. That's a fact. That's what I'm saying. It's like Max saying, there's nowhere else like it's worth. It's like, I don't know what you're saying. It's so big. That is just like, let's get fucking Jared Carabis on here.

That's the only thing he says. And he talks about the red socks. And he says that the Philly stadium is different. It is a good environment. I think what we've discovered here is scrub. Postseason baseball crowds are just cool. Yeah. But the Philly's is the best.

Not the race. I would actually say the Mariners probably is even better. Oh, I need to turn my mic down. I think the Orioles are going to give the kids around for their fans are hungry. Agreed. Orioles is going to be pop. I guess video that might sing along to a song. So shout out to Dan Herring and the Diamondback. Shout out to Dan Herring and the Diamondback., shout to the twins. Go beat the Astros, please. I got the hiccups. Who else? Go twins. That's number one. Oh, the, uh, Rangers. And the Oreo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the Rangers beat the raise and the raise were pathetic. That was so pathetic. The crowd was so pathetic. We need O's Phillies. O's Phillies would be. Oh, that'd be great. What's the highway that connects Philadelphia and Baltimore? 416. No idea. 95. Probably 95. 95. 95 connects everything. Yeah. All right. So Max, last question. Are you worried about the braves and bloopy? The braves are really good. Obviously, there's like for everyone who's wants to take some notes for some playoff baseball. Here's the official scouting report. The braves are really good. Braves are really good.

What's their home environment like? That not as good as the Phillies. Striders scared to go to Philly. Striders definitely scared to go to Philly. Just win one on the road. The Phillies have the best winning percentage at home and play and at Citizens Bank Park in the MLB. That's just a fact. I just want to say that.

They've won more games as Citizens Bank Park than any other team this year. No, they're winning percentage at home in the playoffs is the best in the MLB. That's a fact. Yeah, because it'd be two and a no. No, of all time. Every game that's every playoff game at Citizens Bank Park, at least 20 games played, Phillies have the best home winning percentage. You guys ever been no hit there? I'm saying a fact, all right.

Phillies. I got so much. Well, so it's big cat. And I got so much shit for reminding you that on the last episode too, like you got to take to go with bad. It was awfully quiet at the bank that night. Yeah. The bank wasn't able to do it that night. The Phillies have the best home winning percentage in baseball since the bank is open. Really? What was the question? I just wanted to, I just forgot that stat.

I didn't forget it, but I just needed to make sure that was said. Okay. Oh, the Braves. Yeah, Braves are really good, but they're really good last year. And we fucking spank them last year And I think that we're better this year than we were last year I'm still worried about our starting pitching But our bats are our lineup is just so fucking good. I mean, but so is theirs I think Philly's Braves is the best Philly's Braves will probably be the best series

Philly's Braves will probably be the best series of I just saw it in the open series. The series will probably be the best series of the entire playoffs. So when they start to do the chop in Atlanta, you're gonna be like, oh, this is a freaking shot. No, the chop is such a piece of shit. Oh, getting a little liberal over here. I think it's offensive. Uh, yep. Okay, nice. We stand on it.

We stand on it. Uh, bloopers is gonna be annoying. And I'm not creative enough to go back at them, so I'm gonna have to. Well, the thing about bloopers, you can't beat a mascot because he's a mascot. You just gotta hope the brave lose, and then you just dance on his grave.

Yeah, he's awesome. What you have to do, Max here, give you some advice. Yep. You gotta lean heavy on Shane in his Photoshop game for this one. Oh, yeah. You gotta have a bunch of really embarrassing blooper

Photoshop's, because you don't want to get into a war of words with a mascot. They don't speak. So all their good thoughts just come out and tweet form. You have to have you have to have Shane whip up some seriously fucked up Photoshop's like blooper on Epstein's jet. That type of shit.

Has he said anything to you yet, Max? Yeah, he said, I said, give me blooper. And he said, I don't think you need me. You need a salad. Yeah. He's gonna play dirty. Yeah. Um, but it, my goal is just say that he's little brother mascot. He just wants to be the Philly Phanatic. Yes. That's good. So that should, if memes could start thinking of some memes about him being little brother, maybe a little, maybe a little you small, small you. What's it, little you small? Oh, PFT, did you see the song?

I forget that. PFT, did you see the song? Oh, also PFT. No, I had the outro. I thought it was outro in the good chat. PFT, that was cool. Also good. Yeah, good thing you were.

Good thing you weren't here because there were a couple times where the bear's big boy, the commanders. Yeah, okay. Yes, I'm aware. I watched the game. Yeah, I just wanted to say big boy football is big boy football a couple of times. Also, Jonathan Allen, kind of big boy, Justin Fields at one time, where he's body slammed him. That was cool. He got in cost. Yeah, Justin Fields got in cost. He got he got that was that was a right on the top of this head

How much does Justin fields way like 240 pounds is like 230? Yeah, yeah, shot the Nell strong strong man So strong okay Anything else and we should kick it to ourselves. You got like I said must listen tag on Marlon's bands call in the middle of the picks and preview segment. And then an unbelievable interview with Sam Morrell. So, uh, yeah, let's kick it to ourselves. Okay, time for our weekend preview. It's time for the NFL weekend picks and preview segment brought to you by Uber Eats. We love Uber Eats apart, my take.

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finally, finally, the NFL has given us an appropriate slate where we have a London game, six, one o'clock, 12 o'clock games, and then four afternoon games. So it's perfect. We have every TV active. It's going to be great. Maybe not some of the best matchups, but the best matchup is Sunday night. So it's crazy because at first glance, we're like awesome. We have football all day, which kicks ass.

But then also it's like kind of shitty once the London game start happening because you have no time to be a real human being at all on Sunday. So it's very important on Sundays to at least do one activity that makes you feel like you're not an asshole. Go outside. Walk outside, take the dog out one time, help out around the house, do a chore, do your taxes if you got the extension

Hank. But in this case, it's like you were just back to back to back to back football, you have no time to do anything. Which I love it, but also just let me pretend to be human being for like give me an hour and a half window. Yeah, I take my kids to the diner every Sunday morning and I last week I, we just, you know, well, it goes pretty quick, but I just had to watch some of the game on my phone. That's, you know, you got to make sacrifices a little bit.

You do, yeah. Yeah. All right. So London game, first game, and then we'll get to the, the early slate. Jaguars at bills, London game, jaguars are, this is fucked up, and the bills lost the home game, huh? Yeah. Even think about that. But they do something different.

I think they might, they might get that home game back. There's some sort of scheduling quirk where they're like, well, if you, if you missed out on this one, we'll give you something extra. I forget what it is. Okay, either way, that's that is fucked up. Although I did see the mayor of Buffalo has put in, this is so Buffalo, everyone, you know,

politics hot button these days, government hot button these days, the mayor of Buffalo was like, I've made sure that it is allowed for bars to serve beer at 8 a.m. Okay, that's good. So all bars are able to be open. That was like that Buffalo might be the last place in the world where like politics actually work because they care about the important things like Ken Bills fans get drunk for the London game. They're serving the people up there.

Right. Yeah, they, well, they know which They're serving the people up there. Right. Yeah. Well, they know which side they're bread's buttered on. Right. Like you're going to get votes if you shut down the bars. Yes. I'm excited to see Bills Mafia over London. Yes. See how they're going to slam back like a bunch of 52 degree beers. Do you think the DuVal people have just stayed?

Probably. I'm sure that there are some people from Jacksonville that have just made like, probably moved to London. That's my favorite thing about sports is the vacations around sports. It's you see it a lot with bowl games where college fan bases will be like, yeah, I'll go to Tampa, Florida for, you know, five days around this bowl game. That's true sports fandom where it's like, yeah, I guess I do need a family vacation. Oh, well, let's just work it into my real life, my sports team.

That does kind of rock though that they get two games over there. So you can do an entire week. Yeah. Jacksonville fans will probably go out West, hang out with the Pikeys from Snatch. Yep. You could go to some Bear Nuckle. That's basically Jacksonville. Little Birmingham.

West, see Thomas Shelby. Yeah, West England is very similar. It's just Jacksonville with fog. Yes. Yeah, so this game, I like to build in this game. I have to say this that every single week because it is incredible every time it keeps growing. Josh Allen has 59 wins and 45 of them are by seven points or more. It's pretty fucking insane. Cam Robinson is going to, I think

going to be back. He's eligible to be back. I don't know if he made the trip. I think he's that obviously will help the Jaguars offensive line a lot. And the only other note I had in this game, we talked about the London, Jake his London. Tottenham overs five and one. So when they play on that field, it's five and one to the over the lower the low. Got the big lower this week. Also take the London.

I know he is. I know he is. Von Miller might be back too. So actually he might be. So I my my my theory is that he's gonna say like, I wanna play, I wanna play, and that the bills won't let him play, but he is eligible to play this week.

He's returned to a limited practice. Yeah, he says he wants to practice this week. So there's a chance. I put it at like 30% that he's gonna play, but if he plays, he'll probably make an impact. Ooh, really fucking good. I just searched him, he said, I feel like riding a bike and old bike.

Oh, while he's over there? No, while he's getting back into like shape, playing shape. Okay. He feels like he's riding a bike and old bike. Oh, so he, but he's like, it's riding a bike like once you learn to ride a bike, you never forget. But it might be an old bike where like the chain keeps falling off.

The giant front wheel bikes. Yeah. That the newsies, right? It's a little bit, the front wheel's a little bit flat but you can't figure out where the hole is. So it's just slowly leaking air. Yeah. I I have a travel note on this game. Okay. Sean McDermott. So I love it when teams go overseas because they all think that they can figure out a way to outsmart father time and outsmart jet lag. And we've all been there when you're planning a trip over to Europe. You're like, okay, here's the plan. Here's how to do it. Sean McDermott's plan was that the bills flew through the night

on Wednesday night to get there. Sorry, they're flying through the night tonight on Thursday night. So it'll be yesterday if you're listening to my words right now. So they went overnight, tried to get sleep on the plane, then they're going to stay up all day on Friday, go to bed on Friday night at the regular time Even though it's gonna be like five hours early. I did this exact move going over to Donnie's wedding And as good of an idea as it sounds like on paper You think you've got the diagram out there. You're looking at the hours that you're gonna spend on a plane You're thinking oh, I'll get a full night sleep a solid eight hours on the. My friend, you were not going to get eight hours of sleep on a plane. And then they're gonna try to stay up through it.

I'm not confident with the bills sleep plan. Because speaking for myself on Sunday, when I was coming back from Donnie's wedding, I was very gassy. Yeah. So I think that, Sean, that was about time. That was about time.

And it was about time zones. It was about Miller. It might be gassy. He likes to fart in meetings. So they're probably going to be some very, very stinky sidelines for the bills. The if I were a coach of an NFL team and we had a London game, I would leave right after the game on Sunday. Yeah, get there's early as possible. Just go, just go, just be like, don't even go home pack your bags. Let's go right away pack two suits. Just just deal with like the first because like Monday Tuesday will suck

But then you'll be normal and you'll feel good. That would be my plan my plan would be I would get a team of doctors with dubious ethics and I'd have them just give everybody on the team in IV with anesthesia Yeah, just knocked it like medically put them into a coma for nine hours on the flight and then wake them up when it's morning time over there and then boom your body thinks that's morning. I would go one further, I would knock them out, I would have everyone go home, have them go to bed, knock them out going to bed, and then go and carry their bodies onto the plane.

Kidnap them. Yeah, so that way you wake up and then you carry their bodies off the plane into a bed so they go to sleep in Buffalo and they wake up in their beds in London. Yeah, and I would put I would put like a film or like the the game plan in headphones that they'd have to listen to while they're in a coma. So they memorize the play calls, they memorize the strategy going into the game. It's like reading on a book. It's like sleeping on a book. Yeah, yeah, you get smarter. It's osmosis. Uh, nerd nugget. Yeah, this is the jaw

shallen bowl. So linebacker jaw shalan recorded as 200 tackles a Jaguar last week. He's tied for first in the NFL with six acts and holds the record for most acts through four games and franchise history. Are you a little under the weather Jake? Um, I don't think so. Have you been hanging out around dogs? Yeah, you have. Yeah, I gave Blake a treat yesterday. Oh, that's right. Yeah, Blake got you sick. How are you? Yeah, because you sound like you're a little under the weather. It's just fun.

It's early. It's early. Yeah, I'm fine. You sure? I'm right through. Yeah. Okay, I'm fine. I'm nervous about you.

I don't want you to get sick. Me either. Okay. It is the Josh Allen bull, though. Yeah. That's always fun with Josh Allen, sex, Josh Allen. Hopefully it doesn't happen that often. I am rooting for the bills, and I'm probably going to bet the noon, but they're, I think we're gonna have a fun witching hour. I'm predicting a fun witching hour. Ravens and Steelers is probably the best game on paper just because I don't know if you heard

this PFT, but these two teams don't like each other. You can throw out the record books when these teams get together. That's a fact. No, I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that.

I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. I'm not going to be able to do that. Ravens and Steelers is probably the best game on paper just because I don't know if you heard this pft But these two teams don't like each other you can throw out the record books when these teams get together That's a fact no love loss between the Ravens and the Steelers We're gonna hear all those from the notters. It's gonna be great. I love hearing it. Yep. I love hearing it every year twice a year I have a fun stat here. Did you know that Rokwan Smith is not actually a Raven? Oh really?

He's not a Raven because he said last year, you're not a raven until you beat the Steelers. Oh ho ho. And they asked him again about he's like, yeah, I would really like to be a raven next week so I'm not a raven yet. Okay, so this is where Rhoquan Smith is trying to become a raven.

To earn his wings. This game, this is one of those times where you have to, like, just pretend that you didn't watch the Steelers look horrible against the Texans. You pretend that you didn't, you haven't seen the Steelers often struggle all year and the Ravens have looked good and just be like, this is just Raven Steelers. This is Tom and Harbaugh take the underdog no matter what. It sucks because I, is Kenny even, Jerry said Kenny was playing, but it might, he told

the media he's gonna be ready to go. Okay. So Jerry did have it first. He said he had it first on Monday that Kenny is playing, but he told the media he's gonna be ready to go. Okay. So Jerry did have it first. He said he had it first on Monday that Kenny is playing in this game. He was gonna say that no matter what. Yeah, he was, yeah, he was gonna say that no matter what. The underdog over the last 20 years in this game is 2812 and three against the spread. And Mike Tomman versus John Harboh, the underdog is 22, 5 and 3.

It's just take the underdog every time. Yeah, I love that. I love it. The points really don't matter being and being a favorite. It's just serves to give Bolton board material to the other team because like both teams are amped up for this game regardless. And then when they know that they're an underdog, that team's got the edge now. And it's such a Tom Lenspot where like they came out flat. We all knew they were going to come out flat against the Texans. Their favorites after a big Sunday night win. Now they're back home underdogs against the Ravens have looked like shit.

There's no real reason you would want to bet the Steelers in this game, except for the fact that Steelers Ravens, you just have to. We need to go back and look at Tomlin's record in games before they play the Ravens. If they look like dog shit more often than not, maybe Mike Tomlin is purposely tanking those games just to get amped up for Raven's Steelers. Just to get just to become an underdog so he can be like no one believes in us. Yeah, just to be just to beat your division rival. I like that. I wouldn't put a past old Mike on that one. No, I wouldn't either. I think that at this

game, it's being played in Pittsburgh at Acro sure stadium. Acro sure. Yeah. For this game, it should always be Heinsfield. Yeah. It's Heinsfield for Ravens. Yes. Don't tell me it's Acrocher. Yes. And it should also always be nighttime or late afternoon. And it should be like 40 degrees. And people should be getting hit. And you should be being like, ooh, that hurt.

Yeah. Real bad. There needs to be at least two ejections in this game. I actually have an idea for the Ravens. I don't know if it's possible to do. They just, they sign Trace swilling to the practice squad. You know Trace swilling Yeah, everybody knows Trace for of course You probably remember him because he got into a fucking knockdown fight with George Pickens When pickens was at Georgia swilling was at Georgia Tech they hate each other

I mean George pickens probably hates everyone But he especially hates trace willing. They need to put trace willing up on the game day roster just to get into a fight and get pickets kicked out of the game. That's the strategy. I like that. Just have him go after him. Nerd nugget for this game.

First off, remember when these teams played on Wednesday afternoon? Yes. That was crazy. That was crazy. Was that Thursday night football and on Wednesday afternoon? I love Sunday night football on Wednesday. Yeah, it might have been. I love BC. I love that shit when it's like set It's Thursday night football on Saturday night or however they mix up the days. It's the best. Yeah 18 of the last 30 games between these two teams have been decided by three or fewer points including both last year

No division rivalry has more than 11 decided by a field goal or less. Wow. Wow. Wow. Okay. Next up, giants dolphins. Giants look like trash. Dolphins came back to earth. The big story here though is the Evan Neil controversy, the notes app that Evan Neil had

to release. And I have to play some audio because Don the Greka who's a host in New York City had one of the funniest, you know, we pay your salaries, rant all time. So I'm going to play it for you. It is very, very funny. So here's Don the Greka on Evan Neil, Evan Neil. He sets the table, but Evan Neil basically was like all these fans. They're just, you know, making hot dogs, flipping burgers. I don't care about them. Okay, here hot dogs, flipping burgers. I don't care about them. Okay, here it is. Hold on. He's a tackle Evan Neal, looked up towards the stands, raised his arms and gestured starkastically.

He said he did not flip off fans, but he did yell a clear message to them. They are booing us, so I said, boo louder. Neal told NJ Advanced Media on Wednesday. Why would a lion concern himself with the opinion of a sheep he had? The person that's commenting on my performance, what does he do? Flip hot dogs and hamburgers somewhere? Are you kidding me? I cut his ass! I would!

How dare you! These people pay your salary! They pay it up not just about a money to park, but I'm not just about money for PSLs. They sit there and watch this pat, and you call him hamburger flippers? What, you're so much better? I rather have a guy that's flipping hamburgers block

than your piece of garbage ass. What the hell are you to talk to fans like that? You piece of garbage! I hate what players do that. You're not above us, what, because you have it to play a sport? You're better than me? You're better than the people that pay your salary.

These giant fans were here before you, and they'll be here after your sorry ass is cut. What a piece of human trash. And I want you to be a apology. I don't want to hear, oh, I was taking out a contact. I didn't mean, I don't want to hear, done, done. I would cut its fat ass. Oh, I'm seeing the mother, mother, mother,

who is that? If you see him on the DMV If he goes to the problem if you wins a Super Bowl Boo is sorry Screw that guy, we're not nobody flipping. But how are you taught you can't to send to people that pay to watch you play? the same to people to pay to watch you play poorly. I might add right tackled. So good. If you see him on the T. F. E. Boo is out. So you see it with the Will Brook ball. Boo is that I would cut his garbage ass fat ass. What where do you get off just because you play a sport better than anybody? So

good. I also love that you could also make the argument that the giants pay Don LaGrecco salary because that's right. Like we're most of his, most of his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his, his,'s giving us stuff to talk about. Yeah, that's true, right? It keeps the world going.

It's the Deon Sanders, when it's like, love him or hate him, but he gets the people going. But yeah, that was such an all time. He was so upset and so like offended, which I agree with him. Like you can't, when players are like, oh, they don't have a right to boo or, you know,

no, we have a right to boo. Yeah, we can boo. What do you mean we can't boo? Yeah, you can boo. Boo. That's half the reason why we go to games sometimes. Yeah, we have a right to boo. Yeah, we can boo. What do you mean we can't boo? Yeah, you can boo. That's half the reason why we go to games sometimes. Yeah, we boo. You have to be able to exercise your right, your first amendment right, to let guys know

that you're paying money to watch them be a fat ass. Yeah, it'd be like having a dog and never letting your dog go to the park or run around. But fans have to boo. Yeah. You need to be able to boo. Otherwise, that energy gets pent up and you see fights in the same place.

Well, sometimes instead of booing, what you can do is you can give them a standing ovation. That's true. And amp them up. And your cast is going. And sarcasticly make them turn the season around. Yeah. That's what they should do for Evan Neal.

Yes. Take a page out of Philly's book. Yes, but yeah, all time, Evan Neal then released the Notes app apology which there's just never been a good Notes app apology ever. You can't, it just doesn't work. Oh, I like this one because it was in dark mode. Yeah, it was in dark mode. I enjoyed it.

It was a nice change of pace. Yeah, but he, uh, so he, so that's going up. The giants look terrible. Uh, I love the over in this game just because I don't know if the giants, uh, the giants have played really good defenses, by the way. So they've played Dallas. They played the Cardinals. They played the 49ers and then obviously the Seahawks aren't a great defense, but the Seahawks

were able to do whatever they wanted with them. The dolphins are a little bit of a step down in defense and then the dolphins offense, I think is a bounce back game. I think is where Mike Dan is like, fuck everyone who said that I like, you know, that we can't win these big games, even though this isn't a big game. I think it's a bounce back game for the dolphins. So McDaniel said it's a get right game. Yeah. He said get right or you're gonna get learned a lesson, which it's not really him saying

it's a get right game outright, but it's in his mind. Yeah. Like this is an opportunity for the dolphins to get a little bit of their confidence back, which is why I like to giants a lot in this game. Anytime, if a team stinks in a primetime game in front of a national audience and they stalk like the giants, you know what Evan Neal should have done. He should have he should

have booed the fans back. Yeah. You can do that. You can get into a boo off. Yeah. Instead of going to the hamburgers, hot dogs line and insulting somebody and being like, you're beneath me, your job doesn't mean anything, which I'm sure Evan Neal, like look at his body type, he he probably has paid a lot of salaries for a hot dog in Hamburg or flippers. Fat ass. Of course, of his life. Yeah, he could be like, no, I pay your salary because I eat so much for your fast food.

Yeah. But the appropriate- The appropriate response is just to boo back. Just get to a boo off with each other. Yes. Everyone can boo and it's fine. Yeah, let's just say, yeah, everyone will feel better if you just get a nice boo against each other.

But as much ass as the giants look like on Monday night, that's exactly when you have to bet on a team. It stinks. You have to just hold your nose. And you have to bet on a team like that. What's the weather in Miami? Because this is also where we're still in that early part of the season where they put the opposing team in the sun. And then you get the oxygen mass and the...

86 and scattered showers. Okay. You get the random reports during the game, like this guy's out with a cramp, this guy's battling dehydration. I also love some cool, fun story about how the coach made everyone like, eat a banana before and you know, drink salt in their water, try to keep the dehydration.

They've got pickle juice on the sidelines. I love the battling giant thermometers too. They have, it's like a piano bar in Miami when they have these really hot games where they'll show the giant thermometer on one sideline and then the giant thermometer on the other sideline. Right. And be like, it's so much cooler over here. Yes. Yes. Okay. So nerd nugget. Giant's have faced the dolphins just 10 times. They're fewest games against any opponent in existence at the 1970 merger. They're 73 against 741 on the road. That's a fun, that's a fun nerd nugget.

Yeah, because Giants Dolphins, there's another game this weekend. I think the Texans and the Falcons. I don't recall those teams ever playing each other. It was like in the Super Bowl two years ago, one of the Bengals and Rams ever played each other before that. Yeah, it never. It's the Bengals and Giants too. See how it's Jaguars.

Never have to play. They don't ever play. They do not play. It's the it's the bangles and giants too see how it's jaguars never half I know that you not like technically speaking they have to play every four years But they actually don't know what no one pays attention to cardinals ever played the jets No, I don't think they have ever played You can throw out there you like no, I don't think those teams have ever played. Uh, Texans Seahawks, Texans 49ers have never played. Yeah. Yeah. The Domingo bowl. Uh, okay. So next game, Hank, St. Patriots, Matthew Judeon and Christian Gonzalez out. Very difficult for the Patriots defense. Uh, those are probably the two best defenders on the Patriots. Uh you see Hank before we get into the raiders side of it? Sorry, the, the, the

saint side of it. Did you see that we got a report from a, a, WL name Matthew who went to the Nuponset River? No, I didn't see. Okay. We have lies. Jake smiling. We have an extreme report from this guy. Extreme report. You know, I can just tell from Jake's face as this propaganda. They know Jake just gave it away. Hey, Hank, wait. Jake's little shit eating grin.

They did the most serious investigative journalism that I've ever seen. They got into the river, they got into the creek. They literally got in the water. They went to the top of the lighthouse, took pictures. We have overhead maps detailing the line of sight. Look at that Hank. So they went in from the actual river,

you cannot see the lighthouse. They were then able to find a stream, a runoff stream, which is probably not a federally funded body of water. It's not connected, then it is. No, it's not. You guys don't understand water. They were able to see it from the runoff stream, but it's not visible from water behind

in the actual Naponzit River. And then they went up to the lighthouse and were able to look at everything. This is, I mean, it's a pretty good report. You can't see shit. Well, actually, I was and I included. We put this up. Like, oh, we saw this.

You're looking at your fucking email. Oh, why weren't we included? It was the report that you put together. And also, I presented it. You, oh no, you weren't on this email. Oh, why weren't we included in the report that you put together? And also, I presented it. Oh, no, you weren't on this email. Oh, yeah. Okay. The definitive mouth of the river is an deposit reservoir. Hank mentioned this as part of the headwaters system of the river. Unfortunately for Hank, the center of the lake is 1.2 miles from the lighthouse. What's more, the lighthouse is obstructed by the stadium itself and surrounding shopping complex and a mile foiled foliage and neighborhoods. The lighthouse would have to be a skyscraper to be visible from here. The same applies to all the bodies of water, South of Gillette stadium, and yes, we checked

all of them. Man pond, the cranberry bog, behind bass pro shops, and various points along the stream. So these guys did some of the best investigative research we've ever seen. Oh, I'd say that this guy is standing in the parking lot in a stream did some of the best investigative research we've ever seen. I'd say that this guy is standing in the parking lot in a stream that's in the parking lot, which is not the deposit room. I asked if I could use his name. Huh. Yeah. He know we didn't we didn't ask him to send this. He sent this to us on his own really good job by him. Like I'm very impressed with the links that they went to. Yeah. Here's another part. North is stadium, however, allows for somebody

to actually see the lighthouse from outside the complex, depending on your vantage point. We found the furthest indicator of a wide river, not just a stream on Google Maps, at its very thinnest is behind the parking lot of Curry Leaf Indian restaurant along Route 1. The water itself here is accessible after some bushwalk whacking,

so they probably had to really find the water. We managed to get into the water and look south, south, west towards the stadium. Unfortunately for Hank, the stadium is completely obstructed by the foliage between here and the lighthouse. If there was no foliage, it is still unlikely. The structure would be visible. We felt safe crossing the section of the river off the list. It should be noted we had full intentions to drop a kayak onto those bodies of water,

but heaving a kayak over a chain link fence into the water that was way steep water at its deepest proved to be more trouble than it would have been worth. Simply put, there's no, there's not a navigable bodies of water by any kind of boat, the exception being the reservoir, it's all Martian swamp. Yes. But the reservoir you can't see the light has to be the reservoir. They literally went into the reservoir. Hank's all Martian swamp. Yes. But the reservoir, you can't see the light house. You can't see the light house. They literally went into the reservoir. Hank, look at this.

Okay, so this is the water right here behind Curry Leaf. All right, so this is where it would be considered potentially navigable, where you could have maybe a canoe or a kayak, lighthouse not visible from water behind Curry Leaf, and there he is in the water. He's up to his waste in water. You can clearly see, and he's pointing at the lack of a lighthouse. So I would say Hank that this is pretty iron-clad

conclusive evidence that your fucked up lighthouse sucks dick. That's not true. It's good evidence. Those kids did a good job. Yeah, good job. Really good job. Did you update your phone background? I saw they,

that's kids so shout out Matt and his Friend Dan Matt and Dan did the the research that we needed the real research To present evidence Yeah, yeah, that's that's one report, but it's obviously okay, so we need another wise it biased This is just facts. They're AWLs. Oh, why would they say you to that? They're clearly big-hat and pft sheep No, Jason. There as well. Okay. Yeah, I mean whatever like what do you mean? What if they

Discover you're not the bias They want a different season a unbiased review. They would have sent it to all of us the fact they sent you to Makes me think that they went into it with one solution in mind and that was to make you guys happy So you would talk about them on your podcast makes me think that they went into it with one solution in mind and that was to make you guys happy so you would talk about them on your podcast. I'm gonna have to do my own independent, you know, again they did a good job, but... Find some more renderings? I think it's one of those things like similar to like the Trevor Bower thing.

Like maybe they're just probably... Oh, okay! They're purposely leaving out evidence. So are you Trevor Bower in this case? Yes. Okay got it, got it. Just want to make sure, got it. They are purposely leaving out evidence

that they had in order to make the stories sound better. I don't know what evidence, what other evidence they could have. Evidence of the lighthouse from one of those fucking cranberry bogs. Also, I would also like to point out that the Naponcet reservoir is different from the Naponcet river.

That's true. And that is a key difference, Hank, because the Naponcet reservoir is what's closest to the lighthouse, and you still is a key difference because the deposit reservoir is what's closest to the lighthouse and you still can't see it from the reservoir but your whole point was that you could potentially that's not the river that's not the deposit river and you know that so you misled the court no that was a mistake that I realized after the fact that I was hoping no one's gonna bring out yeah so you did mislead the court so thank you to Matt and Dan great work

your check is in the mail. And also, yeah, shout out to the patrons for trying to get in on the cloud associated with the lighthouse by saying, here's a nice lock screen, if anybody wants to put this fake lighthouse as I look. Do you have it? Oh, yeah. Oh, so you don't even like it.

You even tweeted that you all set, like you were like, I'm doing it. You don't even know what to say. Hank like you're like I'm doing it. You don't you don't even you know It's a thing Hank you're not about that light. Yeah, you have a real thing that's a marine you know thing Yeah, I'm a marine thing all respect to actual marine stuff marine things and stuff. I love whales here to four Yeah, okay this game Hank must win Sure, okay. game Hank must win Okay, I have a fun fact for Daniel Jones

I'm sorry Mac Jones Mac Jones 1020 and one against the spread versus everyone except Zach Wilson, he's five and oh against spread against Zach That's pretty good. He's just eating off Zach Wilson I also did a little deep dive last night. We don't give Dennis Allen enough credit for being one of the worst coaches of all time. Oh, I do all the time.

Yeah, he is, I went through it. He is the seventh worst coach of all time in the Superboy era. So Hugh Jackson was 11 and 44. Steve Spagnolo was 11 and 41. Gus Bradley was 14 and 48 with the Jaguars. Dave Shula was 19 and 52 with the Bengals in the 90s. Pretty cool that Don Shula had like two fail sons.

That's a good hit. Yeah, the Bowdins too. Yeah, the Bowdins. Patch Shurmer, I completely memory hold the Patch Shurmer. Coach both for the giants and the Browns. He was 19 and 46 and then Dave McGinnis in 2000 coach for the Cardinals for three years at 17 and 40 Dennis Allen is also 17 and 40 So he's the sixth worst coach of all time. We need to put more respect on Dennis Allen's name and it's not that he's just bad

He's boring. Yeah, like what he did with the Raiders. Okay. It's the Raiders should happens with the Saints You had a fun team of a fun offense at least. Say what you want about Sean Payton. He would roll the dice, the Saints were always great to watch on TV. He's made the Saints boring. He's made the Saints unwatchable, which I hate, because I love New Orleans.

I like the dome used to be a great place to watch football game. Now it's like you see the Saints in a matchup and you're like, oh, gross. Yeah, I don't want to watch this. Right. So, Dennis Allen, let's put some more respect on this guy's name for being a terrible, terrible head coach. Yeah.

I've got an interesting note on this game. So I've started, I love the maps that they put out on like Wednesday where they show the TV coverage and who gets what game? Yeah, 506. Across the country, the 506. And usually every week there's like one map that they show where it's like, why is this city tuning into this game? Why are we forcing this game on that city? The Patriots

and the Saints, it's really going to be Raven Steelers for almost all the country except for Newing land and then NFC South Towns. But Fresno, California is being, they're forcing this game on Fresno, California. I want to know why Fresno, although AWOs and Fresno, I'm sorry that you have to watch this game, but but why? Derek Carr. That makes sense. Fresno State. That makes sense. That has to be why. Yeah, right? Okay, that would make sense. Yeah, so if yep, okay, mystery saw. Yep. I was going to look at that. We solved mysteries on this show. Not we actually solved two here because of the lighthouse. Don't the, um, the Patriots have a quarterback that went to Fresno too, right?

Hmm. Who's their backups? No, Bailey's happy what you Western Kentucky. No, there's the only one to Louisville. No, the other guy. The other other guy? Yeah, the guy that got PEDs. Are you talking- Are you talking- No, no, the guy that got PEDs. Are you talking?

No. No, Wilgrier went to Florida. Are you talking about, I think, you're, no, he's on, I think he's on the Rams. I know who you're talking about. Fuck, he was really, really good. He was really, really good. J. Caner.

J. Caner's who you're talking about. Is he not on the Patriots really good. J. Caner. J. Caner? J. Caner's who you're talking about. Is he not on the Patriots? I think J. Caner, I think he actually might be on the, he might be on the Saints. He's on the Saints. He is on the Saints. So there we go, double Fresno State.

Double Fresno State. Double Fresno State. You get Hainer and you get Derek Carr. Yes, all right, Mr. Solves. Okay, nerd nugget for this game. Patriots rookie punter, Bryce Baringer is leading the NFL with 11 punts inside the 20. He's on pace to finish

The earth 47 inside the 20 that would be the second NFL history That's pretty cool. Yeah good punters. It's a sign of a good fucking stats and punning stat that's you know you're you know you're a terrible franchise when you go out there And you just all you have to do is support your punter if If you're like hypothetically wearing your punter's uniform right now on a podcast. So Hank, you're so amped up for something. You're so down. You're so down. I'm wearing a trust way.

Hank, you're so down that you're like, you can't even get up for this game. You go two and two and two and three, season back on. Is it what it be? We have no defense. Our defense has done. Well, it's not just your defense. It's neither one of these teams has scored 20 points this year It's aircar looks so bad It's so bad the overrunner is 40 and a half when neither team James vs.

That would be all the way out. Yeah, I would be I would be locked in excited ready to go What about this one Jones vs. Aircar how about Malik Will Willis versus J. Caner? I'd watch that game. Yeah. Turn around the franchise. You got JC Jackson back? She did. Massive. She did.

Massive. It's like that. How did the chargers let him go? It's the videos that always go viral where it's cold play, fix you. And it's all sad. That's the start of the season. And then it gets happy. Lights will guide you home and just to close up with JC Jackson. Yeah, yeah, like this go get paid somewhere else and then you still suck get cut

We'll take you back there you go. Yeah, it's pretty good system Uh, by the way Marlon's man's about to board his flight So we're gonna call him real quick and just get he he feels like he's being unjustly criticized by bar stool sports Marlon's man What's up? So you're on you're on PMT right now I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game.

I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. I'm not going to be a big fan of the game. when all we would talk about was Hample, Gorilla, Suck My Dick, and you basically saved

us in that time frame. So we wanted to give you a platform to defend yourself. Absolutely. Fire away. Okay. So why are you mad? Okay. So I basically felt you guys were going to be, and I thought you would be specifically, the Howard Stern of sports. When I first met you guys, I loved what you were doing. I felt you were swimming upstream. Everybody's telling you're doing it the wrong way, you don't conform, and you were doing what you felt you wanted to do the right way.

And sure enough, everybody turned around and started following you. And I remember when I went around the country, I was always getting abused. Why would those guys, they're and their bigots? They're only white guys saying Saturdays for the boys, they hate girls, they demean girls. They talk about sucking pigs, blah, blah, blah. I said, no, you don't understand. They're visionary. They're great. You're gonna see ESPN once told me, we don't write about fans. We don't want to write about you. It was a bunch of crap Why went to every single Sunday night game? Yep. Yep. Oh, you didn't even mention me. Yeah. Yeah, you guys are about the fans. Yes, fast Nice I Thanks play

Did we just get a shout out did the guy say he was listening apart might take oh? Love it. That's my own So what I did was since I thought we might be by video. I'm an idiot right now I put on my mother's jersey advisory the airport that it always been swampey oh no now people can recognize you you don't want the attention no i don't like attention at all right right all right so so what so marvazman the jordie who blogged it he wrote the blog we you know we're a big company i don't stand with what he's saying but he has a right to voice his opinion I don't think you're a fraud.

You came to a rule which you guys didn't follow. The rule is before you publish an article you always contact the other guy for his opinion and normally they say no comments or something. He didn't even call me or ask me why. That's true. He just said journalism. That's true. I was afraid to go and fill it up and you're a pussy.

Well he might want to know I'm going to fill going to fall off here. You're a pussy. Well, you might want to know, I've got to fill it up here every year. And you've seen me there. Yeah. Army near the game and I'm the guest. There's anything like it. Probably because he guessed it. I love Philadelphia. So he doesn't even know that.

But that's okay. Because I've been missing. I knew wasn't you and he's younger. I'm not so pissed. He seems to be spanked. Is Eric is that a PFT or two? Yeah, PFT. Hey, Marlon's man.

How's it going? It's a little bit. bit you know i like the fp he asked me question i've asked everybody is pft remember the first question you were asked me i don't want to go about that temple i don't was it will you suck my dick no oh it's not the minute it was who's the most famous person in your phone yeah yeah about it i thought it was a great question. God damn it My mom you said I love that guy. I didn't like him before I love that guy my mom is the right answer

That's always BFT right now. Wait, so you like wait, so you like PFT because of the question he asked you that you liked your answer That's right got it. Okay got it Yeah that you liked your answer. That's right. Got it. OK, got it. Got it. He's happy. You can get his way. I'm falling. Here's my question now. PFT and you have interviewed some of the most famous people in sports. I've loved it.

I've listened to your show all the time. I'm going to ask PFT right now. Who is the most famous person in your phone? Tiffany Gomez. Tiffany Gomez. Your mom. Your mom. My mom.

My mom. My mom. My mom. My mom. I missed it. By the way, speaking of your mom, I'm from, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom super nice, she's hot for age, and the real. What is going on, Marlon's man? Marlon's man.

Marlon's man. You need to chill, Marlon's man. No, mommy did not suck my thing. We stop saying that. It's her birthday, Marlon's man. It's her birthday. Alright, so Marlon's man, so we're birthday. All right, so what it's been. So we're good.

Like we don't think you're a fraud. We understand you thought. You stand out now. We're going to realize that. OK. Funny thing about it is, if you know the sports, if you guys know sports, it's better than anybody. Yeah.

How many of you knew where the fuck the martyrs are going to play till Sunday night? That's true. In fact, they almost had to play the four-out game, which I was going to. I have season tickets to the Metnaul in the second row. I was going in New York for the four-outs on Monday. And I said, I can't wait. I already had plans that looked like the Marlins were going to be in Milwaukee.

By the way, if you go statistics, it was only at 12 percent chance the Marlins went to anywhere but Milwaukee. Yeah, okay. And order for that to happen, the dominant guy said the choke and lose four in a row. And the Marlins had to win three out of four. Seven games had to go that way. Only that's a 12% chance, 12 and a half.

So I figured, okay, I invited people, I invited the M&M guy. I'm sitting at the front row, Amy with her fake tips. You know, the whole thing lined up. I got three baseball celebrities, you got me, for a Amy, the M&M guy, and I tried to get the pink hat guy from Chicago to do it. Yep. And you, and, and, and, big, you know what I'm talking about. Yes, I do. Yes. I thought we're going to have the four celebrities of baseball in the same place.

And here was the big surprise huge surprise for you what I thought you might be going last night I know okay and you're a big sports fan I know you couldn't make it and I like you guys a lot I'm like why would you do that I just invited him to give me now you just basically says I'm a I'm a pussy and a fraud and all that other shit no no that wasn't that wasn't us though that wasn't us I know you told me that and that's I changed Well, here's the surprise was for you. What? What is the biggest thing in sports right now? Marlon's man Taylor Swift. Oh Taylor Swift

The others live got it NFL games, right? Yeah, but if I can make something bigger than that you were in the middle of it What okay? Okay? What is the biggest sports in the story the NBA the last three months? What is the biggest sports story in the NBA the last three months? Uh, didn't know it. Correct. And what's the second biggest story? Whether Giannis was going to re-upped in Milwaukee. Yup, yup, yup.

So what if Giannis is on one side of you and Lillard is on the other side of you? And then next to them is me, Farrow Amy and the M&M guy. I didn't know this was a possibility. Yes, damn it. Instead, when they just couldn't go, because they weren't sure about security and stuff. Instead, I brought with me some of the bucks employees, and the guy sitting next to me in the blue

was a great guy, and he's very skilled, and he's competent. He's the lawyer for the bucks. Oh. And they wanted to make sure, and they did, those were safe seats. Because what they didn't want to do is distract the game and have all the fans come down because here's big cap to celebrity from, you know, Barstool. And here's the more of this man.

And here's the M&M guy. And here's Giannis and Lillard. And what I wanted to tell him was, in seat one, which was going to put you, is right next to the camera. Well, the fans can't come down and bother the guys. And there's seven seats to the camera. Well, the fans can't come down and bother the guys and they're seven seats to the right. So as it turned out, it wasn't enough time. If there had been a game tonight, we would have done it. Okay, it was going to tell you you need

to and the guys with George owns Wendy City limo in. So he was going to arrive for you to be taking in a limo. Oh, Chicago. Oh, there on windy city limo. And he was going to take you in a windy city limo, which is the theme for the bears and the buses for the cubs. He was going to have you go up there and you were going to sit and blow up here and the NBA and MLB and the Bucks and the Brewers. We get all this air bars to look at all this free publicity. They would go tell her who. Damn it.

Yeah, that's so much bigger. Fuck. All right. Well, I'm sorry we couldn't make it. Yeah. We still love you, Marlon's man. So don't worry. It's a big company.

Jordi has a right to an opinion. We don't think you're a pussy or a fraud. We think you're a friend. Guess what I want to do? What city is Jordi living? Filly. Perfect. If I go to Philly, I'm going to bring him to the game with me.

OK. I'm going to make that motherfucker take all the pictures. Yes. There you go. Yes. That's worth it. That's like hell. Yeah.

You're going to take about a thousand pictures and be safe. Oh, this is disgusting. Wait a minute. Yeah. You're gonna take about a thousand pictures and be safe. Oh, this is disgusting. Wait a minute. Okay. Some of the people have called me a douchebag and a scumbag. I'm gonna take pictures to become my biggest fans. I love it. See what happens. I love it. All right. Well, Marlon's man have a safe flight. Uh, we'll talk to you soon. I have a question. Marlon's man. How are you cats doing? Have King. Now your mommy and miss her. I can't question. Marshall, how are your cats doing? Have you had a team? Tell your mom your miss or I can't leave the sear and watch the game. I don't know if that's going to happen anymore.

PFT asked how your cats are doing. Oh wait, I think instead of taking me to Califah with me to the capital of games, I'll take his mom. Okay, all right. All right, you know what? Marshall, we'll just talk to you later, all right? We love you. When I say it, it's right next to me.

Yeah, thanks. How's Rita doing? I have a sear and a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, We love you. Yeah, next to me Holy shit what a call What was that that was torched earth I think he I think he played that perfectly He's more of a genius than we realized because he's like like no I'm not mad at you guys you guys didn't say I'm a pussy fraud and then just like Right across the room. It did that was a slaughter that was awesome I like how he's like yeah all these people we had walked around the country and they were like yeah the racist and the hate women And suck my day Is that it for the boys so that means they hate women. Yeah.

So my dick gorilla. Oh man, I don't know how we go on from that. That was it. I had all time. Maybe the greatest calling part of my take history. I need to collect my thoughts right now. It's, it's, whoo. Nerd nugget Jake for Saints, Saints, Patriots.

I did it. Yeah, just. Okay, yeah, do it again just to cleanse us. Patriots rookie punter. Bryce Baringer is leading the NFL with 11 puns inside the 20s. I'm paste to finish with 47 inside the 20. That would be the second NFL history. Okay. We good boys. That was. I think I'm good. You're like, well, he's doing good stuff. He said that he didn't hook up with them. Yeah, that's good. You're like looking at your body being like,

no, I think, and then you look down, you're like, oh wait, I have a gaping move. I've never met him either. And he has my number. He texts me too. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know how that happened. Yeah, I'm very glad that I don't have,

he doesn't have mine. Yeah, I like having, he texts me all kinds of stuff. Actually, I take that back, like we DM and stuff, but that he sends me all his stuff. Our relationship is now officially icy, me and Marlon's man. Yeah, yeah, that back. We DM and stuff, but that... He sends me all this stuff. Our relationship is now officially icy, me and Marlon's man. Yeah, that was... It's icy.

That was something. All right, but... Hallfam call. Yes. Yeah. Listen, content is content. That was good. He has to bring Jordi now.

Because if he brings Jordi and like that is, the worst punishment you could give a man is like you have to take thousands of pictures. I don't want to, I don't want to jump into the whole discussion about journalism what Jordi did or didn't do because I don't know if he tried to reach out to Marlowe's man, but I think that Marlowe's man should have been contacted. I agree. I agree. You have to, you have to hit him up before you publish that. It's journalism 101. It's 101. Exactly. Okay. Next up, Panthers at Lions. I had this stat from the action network.

They said last time the Lions were over a seven point favorite was December 31st, 2017 versus Packers and Brett Hunley. That's how long it's been since it had been over seven point favorite. They're like a nine and a half favorite against the Panthers. And Jerrogoff just a reminder is the most profitable quarterback in all football since he came into the NFL. Here's another one. Most profitable Lions quarterbacks against the spread the last 20 years. Jerrogoff number one.

I got number two. Easy. Actually, this guy might be better than Jerrogoff. Teddy Bridgewater. Nope Teddy bridgewater against the spread has been but not on the lions right, but in his career Yeah, but I'm lions quarterbacks. I know, but I'm surprised because the first thing you said was he's the most profitable quarterbacks Oh, yeah, no, it is it is it is so then Teddy yeah, all right That's so most profitable lions quarterback so again in the last 20 years Jared golf's number one because he's most profitable in all the NFL

Who's number two and three Last 20 years. I mean, I want to stop her. It's not it's not him. It's not staffers John Kittna. No Joey Harrington Joey Harrington's number three. Okay, number two Daniel Lovsky six and one. How does he not I would I'd have that in my Byline six and one against the spread. It's pretty good. That's that's all anyone cares about. Like if you're like, Oh, Daniel, Oscar, you're not,

you weren't a good quarterback. No, no, six and one against spreads an incredible quarterback. You see on the Owen 16 team, I don't remember. I might have been, that was Kitna and yeah, it might have been. I wonder how they were against the spread. Owen 16. That's all I really care about against the spread. The Oh and 16 Lions, Rod Maranelli, what a team that was.

They I'm looking right now. First line, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. So they were probably seven and nine against the spread. That's pretty good. That is pretty good. That's pretty damn good. Yeah, I, that, that team was not good, but against the spread. Yeah, Erlovsky played seven games that year.

So he was, that was probably where he went in six and one. He was, he was on fire. They should have started to do Erlovsky. Should have built around Dan Erlovsky. Didn't get a fair shake. Didn't get a fair shake. That's safety was smart to take. It prevented it swung field position.

Yeah. That's why they covered. Are the panthers One of them the more bummer teams to watch. There's definitely a bummer team I actually think they look better with any Dalton a quarterback. They're more exciting to watch with him back there Yeah, like Bryce he hasn't caught up to the speed of the NFL yet the There's a report that the panthers need they're looking for a wide receiver They don't have a first round pick, obviously it's the Bears pick.

And I thought, I like DJ Moore a lot, but what if the Bears traded DJ Moore back to the Panthers for the next two first round picks? Kind of like the, the J, your own JC Jackson. Yeah, we just get all the first round picks in the Panthers. I don't want to part with DJ Moore, but if you're Ryan Polis, you got to at least make that call. Yeah, I mean, Adam Thielin's not bad, right? He's a good season so far.

Yeah, but they, they, I don't know if, I don't think that they're like a wide receiver away. No, they're, I think it's more, they need a wide receiver for Bryce Young's growth, which I understand that. Yeah. Because you don't, you want your rookie quarterback to have someone to throw with, throw too.

Yeah. But yeah, the, the Lions, this, this is actually a really good litmus test for the Lions. And if they're for real for real, like you have to beat the Panthers soundly. Yeah, it might be a trap game. Yeah, right. Like the Lions have all the publicity,

they're really, really good. But these are the type of games. If you are destined for a deep playoff run, you squash the Panthers and don't make it a game. The good news is that again, James William's back. Yes. So the NFL said our bad on that whole gambling policy thing,

they revised it and part of the revision was, they gave like amnesty and let people who were suspended under the old terms back. Oh, not. James William's back earlier than expected, even though I think they've just been like in preseason, they were just running and bragged on the like during practice. They were just putting all the workload on them

since they knew that he wasn't gonna play for a few weeks. Yep. I think the line's offense is about to explode. I think we're on explode watch. Ooh, I like that. We're about to see an explosion. I like that. We're going to see, can I, I'm going to call, I'm going to call a 45 burger. Oh, I like it a lot.

I'm taking it. Panther's defense isn't terrible, but I like that. Yeah. Maybe some turn, turn over. I think they're for real for real. Okay, Jake, nerd nugget. Through four games, the Lions Run Defense has given up the fewest rushing yards 243 in the NFL.

It's the fewest rushing yards allowed by them since at least 1945. Ooh, okay. Next up, Titans Colts, Jonathan Taylor, Taylor Watch. He's back, 21 days to practice has opened up on Monday, I believe. I think so we're taping this early because PFT and Jake and memes are going to DC for the Bears Commanders game. I think he's speaking to the media today, so we'll find out a little bit more about where

is heads at, but everything that Shane Stuykin has said feels like Jonathan Taylor. I feel like Jonathan Taylor sat out and was like, let me see how this team is. Obviously set up for the contract, but now that it's two and two, they look feisty, they look frisky. Yeah. Yeah. Why not? It's play. They put them on the public. It's just to buy themselves some time. It's like, maybe in a month, things will cool down. You'll have some time to think about it.

You watch football. You'll see your guys out there maybe win in a couple games and then you'll miss playing so you'll want to come back. I don't know, I don't know when he's going to actually get back on the field. But I do know that it has been a thousand and 52 days on Sunday since the courts have beaten the Titans. Whoa, which is so long, so long. It's been over a thousand days since they've won that game. So I think even though the Titans stink on the road this year, I think I got to go with the Titans because Derek Henry looked like Derek Henry last year. Yeah.

Yeah, where, you know, like when it cuts to Red Zone and a team's on their own 25 and you're like, wait, why are they showing this game? There were some like no context Derek Henry touched on runs. Yes. Last week, 75 yards boom. Yeah, this is, um, this is my witching hour chaos game. Yeah. No matter what happens in this game, I think we'll be watching it in the witching hour

being like, oh my god, it's flipping back and forth. Maybe a live back game. Jake, nerd nugget. Anthony Richardson leads the league in explosive play rates, which is a run of 12 plus yards or a pass of 20 plus yards. He's averaging six yards a carry and there's four explosive runs and four rushing touchdowns. Remember, he's missed time too. So the fact that he leads the league with explosive plays, he's missed time. Pretty sick. He's so fun. Hey, how pumped would you be if anything you've written with your quarterback right now? So pumped. He'll be incredible.

I mean, I have him offensive rookie of the year. That's only CD Stroud might have a word with that. Let's go to the still time. Also, I love how the NFL would you say what do you say? Max? Pukin, Nikoa. Oh, yeah, Pukin, Niko. Yeah, I love how there's explosive plays and actual stat. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. There's havoc plays. There's all that stuff. They have a staff for everything. All right, Texans Falcons to finish off the early game. Real quick We did give away the cold season tickets for last for this week, right? Yes, congratulations to Jordan and Alyssa. What do we have them do? They had video evidence that they attended Jim Urce's kickoff

concert and have videos of him singing lawyers, guns, and money on stage. Hell, yes. Yes, awesome. And then we gave it to four people, right? Yeah, they each got a plus one. Oh, okay, nice. Texas at Falcons. Texas at Falcons.

Texas at Falcons, Tezwin Ritter. We've talked about this before, but he is undefeated at home in the NFL in college football 30, you know, and he stinks. Yeah, and we're officially on CJ Stroud Interception watch. So, do you think he thinks about that?

That was the nerd nugget. Every time that he drops back to throw pass, I would be nervous if I had a streak going that long. It's like Jared Goff streak, yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. So I would be thinking about that every time, like don't throw a pick, don't throw a pick, don't throw a pick. He, how many passes?

So the second QB and I fell history to not throw a pick in his first four starts, minimum 30 times. Gardner, Ben, Trey 2019. Who, here's a stat two to who are the three quarterbacks starting quarterbacks who have not thrown an interception this year. Obviously CJ Straub's number one. Yeah, kind of surprising when I saw this. Stafford. Nope. It is Brock, Pertie Josh dogs. Yeah, Brock, Pertie Josh Josh dogs. CJ Straub, the three quarterbacks who have not thrown an intercept.

We talked about Christian McCaffrey MVP watch. Yeah. Should we be talking about Brock, pretty MVP watch? Top 10 quarterback. If you look at his stats right now. People are saying he's a top 10 quarterback. Brock, pretty has MVP level stats right now. Yeah, that's all I'm saying.

Yeah, it's been in, I've seen it in, talked about in the sports world, Brock, pretty top 10. Yep. Okay, that was your nerd nugget. All right, great. So let's move about in the sports world. Brought pretty top 10. Yep. Okay. That was your nerd nugget. All right, great. So let's move on to the afternoon games. Eagles at Rams.

Max. Big cat. Are you worried? Yeah. I mean, Rams are a good team. Decent team. If Cooper Cup comes back, that makes me a little bit more worried, considering our secondary has been the best this year. But I still think the Eagles are better and they'll

probably win a close one and everyone will say that they stuck because they win close games. I have I've launched nuclear missile. I did this yesterday on the Rams season. No, not this weekend. Just listen. Not this weekend. You're listening. You're so triggered right now. Look at not triggered. Yeah, you are. I'm not triggered. Look how pre-try good. Just be happy with your chili smacks. Please, I am happy with my friends. You should.

You should be. I've launched a nuclear missile on the Ram season wind total. It's over seven and a half right now. I like it. I love it. Look at their schedule. Look at their schedule. They've got two wins already.

They've got two wins already. They play a lot of winnable games for the remainder of the year. It was minus 114. It's my biggest bet of the season so far. I reserve a right to make a bigger bet later, but I saw it and I love it. I love it so much that it probably. Three home games in a row. Eagles, Cardinals and Steelers, and they go on the road to the Cowboys and the Packers.

But yeah, they have Cardinals twice. Commanders, Giants, Saints. Yeah, I like this PFT. I like this for you. I'm happy for you. Yeah, feel free to join Yeah, I might have to join I might have to join. Do you think Mike Traffs gonna be at this game? Yeah, I think probably will be it's Or he might be at the bank that be so funny if Mike Traff was going to the bank and just screaming his head off for the Fightins, I thought there was a chance he was gonna throw out the first pitch of Game 1. That would be so fun. It would have been all time. Have him ring the bell. How bad do you think Mike Trout, like when he watches the Philly's games, like, fuck, I wish I was on the Philly's?

I actually think that when is he a free agent again? Never? Never. He'll probably try to do what? He'll do one day contract to retire as a Philly. He's got to be like, oh man, I wish I was in Philadelphia right now. There was a story that when Roy Howdy got traded to the Phillies or signed by the Phillies. Yes, he called his dad and was like, we got we got Doc. We got Doc. And his dad was like, oh, the angels got Doc. And he's like, no, the philics. Mike, you play on the angels. All right, nerd nugget for this game. Deonjay Swift has produced the second most rushing yards in the NFL,

three sixty four behind Christian McCaffrey, three hundred and sixty four rushing yards of the most buying eagle through four games since Lachama coin 2013. And they pay him what, like three million. Pretty good. Pretty good. Pretty good deal for the Eagles. Pretty good. Okay. Next up, Bengals and Cardinals. And they pay him what like three million pretty good pretty good pretty good deal for the pretty good Okay

Next up Bengals the Cardinals Joe burrow has called this a must win. It's must win. Yeah, it's always officially a must win I don't see a way that they lose they can't lose they can't lose. Oh, no, they can't lose They must must win. Yeah, they must it's important the Cardinals are wearing. They're all black uniforms for the first first time ever. So it might be a must win for Arizona. Yeah, it might have a battle of must wins. I think this is, um, if the Bengals lose this game, their season's over, right? I would say, well, I don't want to go all Ryan Clark, because Ryan Clark was like, yeah, the giants, uh, they're done as a team after Monday night football. It's still very early in the season. It is. You chose a pinky team. Uh, yeah, it's the Vikings. Uh, the Bengals have the 49ers in the bills coming up in late October, early November. So I feel like it's a must win.

Joe's right. It's a must win. You know, it's all they have to win this game. Apparently, he's feeling healthier than he has all season. So that's good for Joe. It's, that's relative. It's relative. Yeah. He's still very injured. We'll see if the bangles can score more than three points on the road. And so I did not know this about Josh Stops. Call me a Josh Stops casual, but I did a little bit of background research into him this week. Did you know he was an aerospace engineer at the University of Tennessee? Yeah, they made the shirts. Yeah, the past. The past. Yeah. Caleb made those shirts. It was awesome. He's an

aerospace engineer. When he was with the Jaguars He did an internship at NASA Love it. He's a fucking rocket scientist. Yeah, and at NASA He worked with the experimental groups like the trash to gas group where he was taking trash that you accumulate in a spacecraft and Converting it to gas power that you can use to power your spacecraft. This is my eating every Sunday. He was turning trash to gas. No, he was turning, yeah, trash into gas.

Yeah. And if that doesn't describe the mission that he's on right now with the Arizona Cardinals, I don't know what does. It's the fact that he is around trash and he's given them gas. Yes. He's given them energy.

I think it's very, I had no idea that Josh Jobs was a nerd. Yeah, the all-time nickname,'s given them energy. Yes. I think it's very, I had no idea that Josh Dobbs was a nerd. Yeah, the all time nickname, the Pastronite. Yeah. It was great. We made sick. He was in a NASA head gear. We made the whole shirt.

It was cool. So I'm a casual, but a casual no more. The casual no more. I'm a, I'm a Dobbs fan. You respect his mind. I do. Yes. Nerd nugget.

Yeah, we talked about this earlier, but Josh dobs 123 consecutive pass attempts without a pick this year are the most in franchise history started season. Wow. Wow, Kyle Murray getting a little worried. Yeah. All right, next up, jets of Broncos. Broncos are wearing their snow cap white helmets. Then rock.

Yeah, they are good. They look so sick. I have a question for you, PFT, and. And we're obviously taping this early in the morning before the bears and the commanders play. And I know that the bears will make any team look good. But is there a chance that Russell Wilson, he's looked better, but he has not played a good defense. I was thinking about this. The Raiders played the commanders. Commander's defense isn't bad. I mean, they've given up 30 points in three straight games. Yeah. On the points factor, they are. Yeah. But there's a lot more that goes in defense

than just how many points you love. But it's, but it still is like, I don't think the commanders can be considered a good. No, they're not. I'm joking. Yes. Yeah. I'll ultimate judge is how many points you give. Yeah. Yeah. We are very bad at that. Again, you probably like look good against the Bears. So this is going to be everyone's been like, wait, what are you talking about? The commanders held the Bears 10 points. But no, I think the Bears are going to win outright.

Shot the world. I'm afraid. So so he played the Raiders, bad defense, commanders, bad defense. He played the Dolphins bad defense. And then last week they played the Bears, the worst defense. So is there a chance that we see bad Russ here

against the Jets defense? We might. It's like one of those things I realized, like wait, I'm in my head, I'm like, Russ has played pretty well this year. It's not really his fault, it's a Broncos defense. And then I had a little like bolt of electricity, like, oh, have they not played anyone good on defense?

Yeah, they might run into a bus all this week because the jets are going to be pissed off. Yeah. The jets, we got a coach match up here, Hackett versus Peyton revenge game for Sean Peyton's previous comments where he was like, that was the worst job coaching I've ever seen. The, uh, the jets aren't a position where they need, they need a reason to get like fired up to defend their offenses honor every single week. Right. So if it's somebody that's calling Zach Wilson trash or in opposing player, Willie Gay pretending not to laugh when he's talking about Zach Wilson, that gives them a reason now to go out there to defend their offenses honor. Zach Wilson also played pretty good last week.

He did. But this is a really easy one for the Jets to be like, here is literally what he said about your coach two months ago. Right. In an article, two reporter. I think that the defense for the Jets could be fired up. I think it's gonna be rust turning back

into like that Thursday night football rust that we saw last year. Yep. I think it's gonna be an ugly rust game. This also is, it feels like whoever loses game, their season is officially officially over. Yeah. Cause one in three to two in three, one in four and two in three is a, It feels like whoever loses game their season is officially officially over. Yeah.

Because one in three to two and three, one in four and two and three is a, it feels like the biggest difference. Yeah. In terms of how your season is going and the Jets have the Eagles next and then I think they have a couple of winnable games. So this is salvage time. Did you hear the interview with, with, with Unk and, and Marshawn Lynch talking about Russell Wilson? Yes. Marshawn Lynch did a very good job of trying not to say anything mean about Russ, but then Shannon Sharp kept like, goading him on and be like, no, tell me more about that,

tell me more about that. And it sounds like Russell Wilson's like the worst teammate ever. So Marshawn Lynch told the story, which is very funny, after the interception, he went back to the sideline and Russell Wilson was like, we'll get him next time. And Marsha Marshall was like, what the fuck are you talking about next time, dude?

The suit boils over. And then Marshall and Lynch said that he took off his helmet and went right into Pete Carroll's face and just laughed in his face and went to the locker room. Yeah. Yeah. This is a pretty good story. And so after a game where Rustin played that well,

Marshall and Lynch had 150 yards, two touchdowns. He wanted to call Russ to be like, hey man, I know that you're bummed out, like you're supposed to like this team up. I know that you didn't, things didn't go the way that you wanted them to go today. But just so you know, there'll be days where I'm not playing well that you're gonna pick me up.

He wanted to tell Russ that, he didn't have Russ's number. So we had to call their director of PR to give him Russ's number and instead Russ tried calling him from a blocked number. So that Marshawn couldn't even get his number from the call from Russell Wilson. It just seems like Russ is just a bad hang. Yeah, he's over all over all bad. He had he had some good years in Seattle on the field.

I would say Russell Wilson probably the worst hang of any player in the NFL. It's Russell Wilson. I would not want to hang out with him other than maybe like at a Gary V. Convention. Then he'd probably be a pretty good hang. Well, that would sound like the worst time ever. Right. But him, he would fit in well there. He would fit in very well. Right. Yeah. Gary Conn. No, it's Vcon, I think. I don't know what it is. Um, okay. So next up, oh, Nernugget. Since week 16 of last year, the Jets have not allowed a second half touchdown. Seven straight games tied for the longest

of any team from 2000. That is fun. That's a good Nerdnugget. Is there any concern knowing that Russell Wilson likes to high step all over Jets though? It's kind of his thing that he does. Maybe bet on Ross. Straight games.

Okay, Chiefs at Vikings. Chiefs at Vikings, I'm saying this Maybe bad on Ross. Straight games. Yeah. Okay. Chiefs at Vikings. Chiefs at Vikings. I'm saying there's a get right game for Patrick Rooms. This is a perfect. Everyone Patrick Rooms didn't play well on Sunday night. Didn't throw for 200 yards. Zach Wilson outplayed him.

People do their annual early September, early October, late September. What's wrong with the chiefs? We're getting into that zone right now. The Vikings' defense is trash. They don't really pressure the quarterback. This is a Mahomes for touchdown game. We forget every year too.

We do, we write the chiefs off in October every year. Oh, they're not that say the offense stinks. And then we're like later on in the year. Oh yeah, remind me next year not to write the chiefs off in early October. It's just we get bored. Yeah, we do. We get bored. Yeah, we do. We get bored.

So fun fact, the Vikings, they're the only team in the NFL that Patrick Holmes has never beaten. Ooh. And that's because they're the only team in the NFL that Patrick Holmes has never played against. Oh. So last time the chief played against the Vikings, it was Matt Moore.

Got it. He felt, I think it's Matt Moore. He had that or a hint. It was a backup. One of the backups played that game. But yeah, Patrick Moves has never started against the Vikings and they're the only team that he's never beaten. So we don't know if he's good. Yeah. We don't know if Patrick Moves is good yet. Did you see Kirk Cousins went to the twins game? Yeah. I love Kirk using game time. I like him now.

I it's hard. It's like it's really hard. Of course. Of course. It's hard not to like it. Kirk Cousins awesome using game time. He's like, God, actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Kirk like, listen to this podcast just to get the game time code to save $20. I'm gonna take it. Shadow Kirk. Yeah. It's, I do like Kirk now. It was very like wholesome. He just went to the game with his family, catch, catch ball game. Not he said he didn't want to like, you know, ask for any favors. He's want to make it a big deal. It's very cool. He's a great guy. Yeah.

Kirk Hudson's awesome person. Also, here's a staff for you after my home throws for fewer than 200 yards in a game. The chiefs are 10 and one and he's 9 and 2 against the spread. Mm hmm. So that's the get right game is coming. So we'll talk about Taylor Swift just real quick in the context of this game. Careful. I will.

I'll be very careful. The mayor of Minneapolis, if you thought that the NFL was simping for Taylor Swift, like changing their bios, changing their headers on social media, making everything about Taylor. First of all, people are like, mad that Taylor Swift is on the NFL stuff. The NFL sold out the NFL for Taylor Swift, in terms of the simping. Like they're straight up saying like,

yeah, Taylor, you're bigger. If you think that's sipping, the Minneapolis mayor is the king of Taylor Swift's sips. He changed the name of Minneapolis, Minnesota, to it was Swift theapolis when she was in town. And now he's begging her to come back for this game. Oh, no. Like it's honestly embarrassing. If I was in Minnesota, just know that your mayor will sell you out in a heartbeat

for one night with Taylor Swift inside his city. Yeah, that's weird. Swiftieapolis. Very, very weird. I, there was a thought throughout this whole week, what if I just bought a ticket to Taylor Swift's next concert in Argentina and what? I mean, that'd be fun.

Yeah, sure do. Eat some steak. There's actually nothing you couldn't pay me to do that. Not the not the Taylor Swift concert, the Argentina part. Oh, Argentina would rock. Don't clip that. Okay, Cowboys, yeah, but a long plane. That plane ride during this is also there's 50 days straight

of football. Yeah, can't do that. Yeah. Not only is this my homes is first game against the Vikings, but the chiefs are becoming the 30 second NFL team to play at US Bank Stadium. They've never played there. And the homes has beaten Blushamacks. My homes has played the other 30 NFL teams and has defeated all but one the Colts and the Vikings. I thought that he had defeated the Colts too. I see, oh and two against Colts.

Oh, well then maybe I was wrong with myself. Oh, yes, he did lose last year against the Colts. Matt Ryan, one of the weirdest games of the year. Okay, fact check that we'll go to the last game. Cowboys at Niners, best game. So excited for this game. This is a game. Regular season.

Regular season. Oh, so yeah, so he has beat the Colts. Gotcha. Yeah. This is a game that I, I'm very curious to see the Cowboys. It's actually for both these teams, because 49ers are 4-0 have wasted everyone. that I, I'm very curious to see the cowboys. It's actually for both these teams, because 49ers are 4-0 have wasted everyone.

You could make the argument they haven't played anyone great. Although the Rams are, are scrappy, the cowboys red zone offense is the big bugaboo in Dallas right now. How do we fix the red zone offense? They are third to last in red zone offense. They have had 85 red zone trips and only scored seven touchdowns out of that. They even like in a game that they killed the Patriots,

they were still struggling in the red zone. And you got it, guess what, PFT? You can't beat, you can't beat the Niners with feels. You can't, you can't beat the Niners. Not when you got Brock Pertey understood. No, no, no, no. If you're kicking for three, Brock Pertey puts seven on you. Brock Pertey is actually the top,

the number one quarterback in the entire NFL and yards per attempt. So it's not like, it's not like he's checking down all the time. Yeah, like he's, no, he's thrown the football. It's also a Tray Lance revenge game. So a lot of talk about Tray Lance

and whether he's gonna be able to give away the 49ers playbook to the Cowboys. I don't even think they gave trade-lance the real playbook. I think they gave him like the third string playbook. It's like, hey, you have to know what you have to know. You mean the Niners did. The Niners gave the Cowboys, where it's said.

No, yeah, the Niners gave trade-lance the third string, or you think the Cowboys did. No, I'm saying. You think he'll be able to be a spy for the Cowboys? Or do you think the Niners also gave him the third place? No, I think that the nine, it's probably a case of like both sides playing him as their double agent. Right.

Where the Niners didn't give him the real plays when he was in San Francisco, and the Cowboys haven't given him the real plays in Dallas. Right. And so each side is getting misinformation from each other, and Traylant thinks that he's like a super spy right now. Yes, yeah, he's like going to park benches and looking underneath for for drops. Yeah, but both sides are like this guy's an idiot. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm so excited for this game. This game is going to fucking rock. Would you say it's a measuring stick game for the Cowboys? I think it's a measuring stick game for both. Okay. Because I think the Cowboys, if they win, they are now very much have to be taken for real as a super bowl caliber team, like a super winning caliber team. They're already probably NFC championship caliber team, but this would be a measuring stick for them in that respect. And then if the Niners beat the Cowboys, like they've been beating everyone else, they might be just as we might have to go into 17 and oh stretch. So yeah, we need to prepare

ourselves mentally just in case the Cowboys win, thanks Cowboys. Yep. We have to prespins own ourselves into why DAC still sucks. Yes. Cause like, I'm not gonna say that he's good. I'm just, I don't think I'll ever say that DAC press got as good. He could throw for seven touchdowns in Super Bowl.

I'd be like, still sucks. You remember all those interceptions in 2022? Yes. But we gotta, we gotta figure out a way to have that on deck in case they lose so so we can still be like Daxox. Yes. Yes. Maybe Traylands gave him a place Traylands gave him a place.

Traylands gave him. Exactly what I gave the cowboys all the place. That's exactly what I'm gonna do. You're absolutely right. Okay, should we do our picks? Oh, yeah, nerd nugget. There's actually a cool one. Is it all of them? Okay, Jake don't thank you. Well, I looked up when I saw a wall. It's one you were incorrect about. Well, I just left out some information. 49ers, why do I receive a brand in IU? Because 17 catches this season.

All of those have resulted in either a first down or a touchdown. Wow, that is very cool in the chain. Very cool, Jake. I think Kettle's gonna have a big game. Okay, very cool stat, Jake, very cool. Let's do our picks. I had a terrible week last week.

Give us the standings and then we'll go around and do our picks. Yeah, so for the warm up portion, I'm five and three, Max is four and four means is three and five. So one game separating everyone and then the main event, big cat four, two and two, Hank four, three and one, PFC, four and four. So all tight. Jake's sick. Like he's sick. game separating everyone and then the main event big cat 4 2 and 2 Hank 4 3 and 1 pfc 4 and 4 so all tight.

Jake's sick. Like you sick. You can hear it very nicely. Like he is sick. Don't let them sick. I don't know if it's Jamie. I don't know if it's you. We're not sick shaming him.

Wait, you should be sick. You should be sick too. Yeah, last time you've been sick for fucking ever. I was just jumping on your defense there Jake. You're sick. No, ever since you said it, it might be in my head. But I'm like, no, it's nasal. You made Jake sick. there Jake. You're sick. No, ever since you said it, it might be in my head, but I'm like, uh, no, it's nasally. You made Jake sick.

I might have made Jake sick. I might have, but I was also maybe I'm actually a hero. Yeah, you're here. I thought, what if it's something way more dangerous than a cult? Or allergies. What if I just, what if, what if Jake's like, oh, big cat said I was sick, went to the doctor caught, caught the tumor before everyone else. Stop. Stop.

He tried to get ruined out. Big magic, Jake. What do you ever do? He got it. He's. I'm just saying I look out for my boys. No, big hat once you once had to be a thing. No, no.

You could be like, well, shout out me for weren't me. No, no, no don't think you went to the doctor. I think you went to veterinarian. I really do. Okay. I think you got dog pills like Kramer. The pills aren't doing much. Yeah, exactly. And you're eating them in Bologna, little, little Bologna pieces. No, you take them. It's peanut butter. Every day, meme says sit max and he throws a pill in your mouth. Okay, so they're all tight. All the standings and then pancakes. Hank continues to dominate. He has the top two guys in the league.

Here we go, Hank. 24 for Hank, big cot and max of 15. Memes of 10, me with 7, PFT with 5. Okay. And also just as an update, we, I think have secured the pace. Just PFT. Was that laughing? And close. We're our laughing and close.

We're at the finish line. Don't we're at the finish line for the Dinger's only punishment which should be PFT playing against a college team. I'm actually going to get six outs right. It's two it's only two innings. I've been working on my junk. I got a I got a sweeper now.

Yeah nice nasty sweeper. And then the Mount Rush more punishment as soon as the new office opens we will do that. I think we have a date. so it'll be a Thursday. I completely forgotten about the fact that you have to do isolation chamber. I isolation chamber for 24 hours. I could figure out about that too.

Yeah, you're basically gonna be in solid-circuit climate. It's psychological children. I mean, that is. I just want everyone to choke of whatever. Well, like, can we play, I mean, we're just gonna play a lot of rock, versus a shoot. Yeah, that's good.

We have whatever you want to do. But I just want to give everyone updates so that was that a threat Do you threaten us with rock people? No, I was about to ask I was like who we have cards or like to play games You're gonna be like no, no we're gonna add something every hour like we're gonna toss something in the room right It's like in prison when they bring you to meal We'll have a cut out hole in the door. We'll put it in there. They're gonna make us fight for stuff. Yeah, you Like stink bombs. It's gonna be like oh, you know, you should do you should you stick It was good idea for sure good idea. We also should just toss in a DVD player and the only DVD on it is the Patriots Eagle Superl

Oh, this could be mystery. Yeah, mystery Super Bowl. We should also just play pornography. And so they'd have to watch porn together in the room together. Yeah, you perverse. Yeah, it's like sickos. Yeah, all right. Who's who's up for the picks? You're a producer. Yo, you're a producer.

You can stop any of that. You've enabled us, Hank. What? You still have the bonkless going? Yeah, but it's kind of weird. Okay, wait till the bonkless comes out 2023 version. I don't think Hank's done it. Yeah, but it's kind of weird. Okay, wait till the bonk list comes out 2023 version. I don't think Hank's done it. I think he's let the bonk list.

Jake was supposed to double check. Yeah, but you have, you guys haven't said anything in a while. Oh, yeah, I haven't said anything this week. It was bonkable. Right, Jake. You just said put it on the list. Okay. Who's up first?

I think I'm leading off. Max, you let off last week. Last one I had, why I said Lauren Bobert, 9.22, Big Cat says he would watch Tyree kill in a porno. Facts? Did she come to you and came out and said he's a small dick? That was crazy. Big Cat said Jackie's ass was out and she is a donk

on the day of JFK's assassination. She's got, she's got fucking cake. She was caked up for her. For her, her husband's men is hot. He knocking out the park. Yeah, I mean, this is, of course. I guess I'm flat. So I guess what?

We're gonna be hanged here. Every time Hank reads the bonk list to us, I'm reminded of how correct we are with our hornies. P.S.E. wants to see Ricky Fowler stick his throat down Alas and stoke after the writer coax. Stick his throat? That's what I'm gonna say. I think I was,

Don't do the whole bonk list right now. No, I saying yes alive and well, okay, all right good good. All right Go ahead Jake. All right, Lunder Jaguars bills under 40 Blind have to stick to the brand Boo no reasoning behind it. It's up the name All right, I'm gonna go under Saints Patriots under 40 and a half points. Like I said, neither team has scored 20 points this season. There are two of the three teams that haven't reached 20 yet. So I'm going to stay on that. Okay. I'm going to go Buffalo

Bills minus five and a half against the Jax. Okay. I will take I will start with my over. I'm going to take giant dolphins over 48 and a half bounce back game for both offenses Hey, was that do you say the lilas like the London bills? We just did a little I liked that I like yeah, it's good. That's very clever I'm gonna take chiefs Vikings over 52 and a half. I like it. I like it. I love it. I love it. I love it Did anyone take I like it. I like it. I love it. I love it. I love it. Did anyone take Steelers? No. No. Okay. I will take the Steelers.

And plus four against the Ravens plus four against the Ravens. Do you mean don't like each other? Man. Don't like each other. Throw out the record books and memes took my over. I will. Did anyone take bills, Jags over? No, I'll try to get them to be longer. You got the lever head. This is huge. I'm gonna take Packer's minus one. Okay, against the Raiders Monday night. I'm thinking about that as well.

I'll take the Jets plus one and a half. That's almost very good defense. I will take the just for the sake of fun. Cowboys 49ers over 44 and a half. Thank you for the fun. You're welcome. So do I do the the lag wars? Because I'm thinking about the time zones and I'm thinking about how the bills are approaching this game. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm gonna be square. I'm gonna respect the Kansas City Chiefs.

Kansas City Chiefs. Home favorites, or road favorites, minus four. Four and a half. Four and a half, shit. Ooh, PFT that hook's gonna bite you in the ass. We know patch of homes doesn't care about the spread. I don't care. And I will close out with recurring guests,

the meko rinds and the Texans plus two at the Falcons. It sounds like you said meko. That's what it's friends call them. Yeah, they do meko to meko. Okay, good picks, boys. I like those picks. So we're all kind of not terrible Yeah, that's pretty good. That's your we were so bad. Yeah, this is it's good if we can just you know a little bit of a ball-knowing

Be not terrible. Mm-hmm. NFL's hard. It's hard to represent as a group. It's hard to win in this league Okay, that's profitable right? Right on the edge fantasy fuckboy time and then we'll get to our great interview with Sam around What's up you fucking hey, what's up? What up pieces of shit? What'd you call us water? Water rice set my name is fucking Rocky Rigatone My stardom is the bank the bank I've never seen a fucking atmosphere like this place I'm not talking out of this you're not allowed to say this one This is bullshit from you. I'm actor

Bank rocky rig I don't accept this I don't accept this one from you Said My sit-em is Justin Thomas and join speed Bomb fuck all those country-cub kids who talk shit about me That's what Brooks said when people were talking shit about him signing with the lift I don't know why Justin Thomas and speed got single they'll put fuck them. I saw Max. I'm aware of the smash GC hat

The other day you see yeah, yeah, smash him Knock him out the park You little fuck Max. I'll not I never know what are you a homosexual? Oh, yeah, I know in my sleeper triple renegade Steel's one of when they did double renegade a couple weeks ago The TV production truck that played when again A lot of things you heard on this show is that cute guy with a long hair, okay Way dickheads, uh, it would something fuck it's a fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you Fuck you fuck all down Marlins man. Oh, hey, no, he never would never would never would never would

What's up dickheads? It's me command abiding I'm back in the news or I'm a dog I I bit I bit way more people than they reported turns out to be good job keep it on the raft It's me command abiding I'm back in the news or I'm a dog I Bit I bit way more people than they reported turns out to be good job. Keep it on the raft, but they kicked me out So I got no home. I'm uh my stop my stardom is hunter hunter Biden because I ate a bunch of his crack And that's what made me go insane. I'm sitting because I'm a good boy I know how to sit they talk me that trick so I'm sitting and then my sleeper this week My sleeper is the jaguars I'm taking the'm sitting and then my sleeper this week my sleeper is the jaguars I'm taking the jaguars as a sleeper pretty good because I don't trust the jet lag that they're doing so I'm a garment he doesn't he takes cat daps I'm a dog I need to look a napsam that

you can pick them in the pegs I didn't call it no no this is command to bite and you're talking about that pussy pft or or or or or or or or or go call me so I'm a command I'm a about that pussy PFT Go Kami's I'm a command I'm a command and a Kami both What's up you fox? It's Frankie Fedochini Hey, my, my, start them as jets Sometimes you like to go to a game and watch the jets play That way that Google pushes down all the stories about your jets emissions It's good to know that it It's not talking about anyone specifically But if you ever have a chance to go to a game and everyone's giving you shit for your jets emission

Make sure the jets game make sure everyone writes jets in the headline. Yeah, when you Google blank jets It just says He or she went to a jet skater. It's like when that when that sick fuck walked Disney made that movie frozen Yeah, so that people when they Googled is Walt Disney's head frozen The first thing that come up is the movie that he made. Yeah, my sit-em is My sit-em is Jalen Browne. Can't trouble with his left Stop that clip was tough. It's very tough. Oh My sleepers patrick my home. Don't sleep on this guy. I think he's gonna have a bounce back game

People say he stinks. I don't think he stinks I think Patrick with homes has next next next up. Okay, do you want to talk about the Jim Brown group? How do the Celtics put that out? I think it was like I think Jim Brown was in on it. No No, I like that. I like that theory Hank that was so funny That was so funny. That was so funny. And it had to have been fake. Like there's no way.

Okay, this is, again, sad levels of cope if you're not right. But I believe it. I kind of believe it now. It's better than the alternative of like the Celtics just don't realize that he can't dribble with his left and somehow got a video of him dribbling, not with his left. It's like when the Sixers PR accidentally put, or was it the nets that put out that clip

where Ben Simmons was in the background, missing like a three-foot shot. Yeah. And then that guy got fired for putting that clip. You got to be smarter than that if you're the Twitter account manager for the Celtics event. Yes. But if it was a joke and if it was like a big troll, great job, great work. Great work.

Great work. Great work. Okay, let's get to our interview. We got a great interview with comedian Samoel. Awesome dude, came, changed his travel plans because he wanted to come on the show. Sports fan, great dude. So must listen, it is brought to you by our friends. A pizza hut, pizza hut may not have invented pizza,

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Very funny guy. We actually have both done podcasts with Sam before. Yep. You can check out his podcast games with names. I don't I don't know if I'm coming back on that one. Oh, you aren't. Well, it was like, he maybe he's going to keep doing it. I still love Julian. We're still cool. But uh, it's like they need to do an LA and I can't, I'm on the road every week. I can't do the sounds like you got fired from it. It was the replacement.

That was an awkward start to the interview. Uh, hopefully, I mean, hopefully, like a football player, someone found another comedian that would hurt Oh, that would suck so bad if it was just like the LA version of you just like Santino or something. Yeah, that'd be a bummer Oh, no, okay, well, we got to make sure that doesn't happen But yeah, that was we both spent you know a couple hours. That was a lot of fun Yeah, that was well it was a lot of fun I don't know if you're doing it anymore, but that was, I love Julian. He's the only, he is the only person I know who sends me voice memo texts.

All the time. It's a story. He does. He's some LA bullshit. I think it's an athlete thing. I think it's like, you don't want to leave any sort of evidence as to what you have ever said to anybody. So you can't screenshot a voice memo.

He'll also do, he does voice memos, I think to both of us, but he'll listen to our show and then voice memo and be like, this is why you're wrong about this. And like give us notes on the show. Oh, shit. Yeah. You're gonna be like, your take is wrong. Here's why.

Damn voice memo. Yeah, he's, I mean, he knows this shit, he played. Yeah, he usually gets mad at Hank, but it's because he expects so much from our producer, Hank. Like anytime we bring up the Patriots, if Hank doesn't do an adequate job, defending Julian Edelman and the Patriots, Julian will be like, yo, you gotta talk to Hank.

You gotta talk to Hank, he's back. I need more out of that. He was nervous with you guys, he was like, fuck, they're so good. I don't wanna, I don't wanna, you guys, or like if it was a standup, I'd bring on athletes, I mean't want to, you guys are like if it was a standup I'd bring on athletes. I mean, I'm the nervous with the athletes.

I'm like, holy shit, Kurt Warner hates my guts. Oh, well, Kurt Warner's, he's a grumpy guy. I can't stop making Jack off jokes to him. Look, I know it's going to make him uncomfortable and I just kept doing it and he was just like, just looking at me like, no, no. He definitely jacks off. Yeah, but he's probably. Yeah, he's really got his own clubs on.

And it don't, yeah, yeah, Kurt is a big dumb guy. He's like, football should never be played in the elements. So he gets very grumpy with that online. He's a grumpy guy. Yeah, not my type of dude. No, so all right, so meeting all those athletes, who was your favorite one that you got to interview? Eli was awesome, I'm a Giants fan,

so Eli's, the mannings are just great. So, I'm wondering this because I feel like we obviously were living in New York for seven years, we were around a lot of Giants fans, worked a lot of Giants fans for, you're what, 37? Yeah, so your, your, your R.H. For Giants fans under 40, is Eli just like a god. Yeah. I mean anytime they compare Daniel Jones, I'm like Eli had a fucking arm. Right. What are you talking about comparing Daniel

Jones? Jones actually plays like the way racist talk about black quarterbacks. All he can do is run. It's weird to see a white dude. I'm like, oh, that's like, it's as weird to watch. I have a hard time watching him. To the, this is the point. I have a hard time watching Daniel Jones. He was at the comedy seller one night and I was like, I don't even care. Oh, no. That's a bad level that he's my starting quarterback.

You're not nervous. I didn't care. Eli, I was nervous. I love Eli. Yeah. And I loved him through the bullshit too. Cause I, you know, I mean, who do we have before Carrie Collins?

Right. You know, we just never, and we court warner. Court warner, right? But it's funny because we outside of New York think of Eli as kind of like a running joke just because he is funny. Like he obviously, the two play off the two Super Bowl wins incredible, played out of his mind, but the the manning face just his like, his look on something I, it's etched in my brain.

Eli Manning's like open mouth look against like the cowboys on Sunday night football. And then when you talk to giants fans of a certain age group, they're like, Eli's our goat. Like he is, we love him. Yeah, I mean, because he won twice. It's insane, to beat Brady twice is the most insane. It's insane that Brady should have what nine Super Bowls. I know, I know. That's insane to beat Brady twice is the most insane. Yeah. It's insane that Brady should have

what nine Super Bowl. I know. I know. That's insane that Eli and also Eli was just money in the playoffs. I mean, we had a great players, but a money tumor was clutch, burst was clutch, yeah, Brandon Jacobs. The entire defensive line. Absolutely. That Eli has the bragging rights over Brady way more than his brother does. I know. So even though like, Peyton Manning much better quarterback than Eli, at the end of the day, the two brothers, like this dude actually beat the goat twice. It's insane. I remember the second time I was like,

well, we're not gonna, it's not gonna happen again. Right. I was watching with Boston fans, and I was just like, I don't know why I did this to myself. And by the end of the game, that Manningham catch, I was like, are you fucking kidding me?

That might be one of the best past catches, like in Superl history. It's constant in the bucket. I also think that towards the end of the game that Manningham catch, I was like, are you fucking kidding me? That might be one of the best past catches like in Superl history. He dropped it in the bucket. I also think that towards the end of his career, especially when he was teamed up, it was like Makadu and Eli, and the cameras would just cut back and forth between Eli's dumb face and Makadu's dumb face.

It was like the height of comedy as a football fan, and you kind of lose perspective of, oh yeah, well this guy actually had two of the most clutch performances of all time in the Super Bowl. Yeah, and it wasn't just a Super Bowl. I mean, he would go through good teams to get. I mean, we went through like, you know, the Packers in Lambo. We went through, you know, Dallas, I mean, Romo famously choked constantly, but, you know, Eli was, and I look, the defense was insane too. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

So your comedy is fantastic. Thank you. You've been doing it for a while now. Are you at a, like I'm starting to blow up point? Because I'm always curious about comedians. There's so many really great comedians. And for some, some don't, it never happens. But then when you watch it happen, it's like, this is awesome.

This guy's really funny. He's finally getting everything he deserves. You know, you stay humble because you get humbled, so easily. Yeah, I'll get a taste of holy shit, Chicago theater. This is epic, but you know, you never can... Something will always happen to keep you down here. There's nothing...

I remember I used to tour. I used to open for Amy Schumer like years ago, and it was on her arena tour. So it would be like, I'd be opening an arena. This isn't, this doesn't belong to me. This is Amy's tour. Right. But you start to like feel it like holy shit.

This is, I'm looking at Kyle Lowry's face. Right. From Toronto and then I'm doing jokes. Right. And then the next night you're in the village lantern and, you know, in the West Village for seven grumpy people. So it's like, it's the weirdest turnaround. But yeah, but now it's my tour and it's, yeah, you get taste.

But then also every once in a while, like certain cities just suck for comedy. Oh, tell us. Miami's the worst. Miami's tough and, geez, it's like, I was in like some shitty, like old school venue. It was like Fontaine Blue. Yeah. Like they're like, this is where Sinatra performed. It was like Fontaine Blue. Yeah.

Like they're like, this is where Sinatra performed. I'm like, cool, you haven't renovated it since it looks like shit. Uh, you know, so that was brute. They don't care. Right. You want like working class like Orlando or Tampa people. You don't want Miami where they like, they're vapid. They suck.

That's what big J.O.K.R.C. said. He said, oh, Ohio is the best place to come. Ohio is good. Columbus is great. Cleveland's great. Yeah. Uh, Cincinnati. Columbus is great. Cleveland's great. Yeah. Cincinnati. Yeah, they're like real people.

That's right. You want people with like jobs who have to think. I mean, Miami people, it's like they post pictures of their ass for like a living. Yeah, they don't want to live. I don't. That's not like a comedy crowd. Yeah. They're the type people that would go to a show and get real pissed off.

They got made fun of. If it could be doing crowd work. Yeah. Like I don't want to expose myself to that. That would really hurt my Instagram. Yeah, don't make fun of my plastic shirt. Yeah, it looks fun. I want a money on this. Yeah, you want to, it was just a bad gig.

It was a bad venue, but, yeah, certain Vegas can be tough, but also Vegas can be really fun. Right. The Vegas locals are awesome. Yeah. It's like the transplants that people are like passing through are tough. Yeah. It's like the transplants, the people that are passing through are tough. Yeah. That's a weird move too to go to Las Vegas and then go to a comedy show. I know. I'm going up against like a Dell. I'm like, what I may. It's also when you're in Vegas,

one of the weird parts about being in Vegas is you're surrounded by a bunch of people who in their head, they're walking around being like, I have to have the best time of my life. So whenever there's something that isn't the best time of your life, you're like, I'm wasting Vegas. It's in that expectation. Yeah. You're around your energy. It's tough.

Right. And I feel that way too. I'm like, I better fucking, this better be great. And then you're crushed. Yeah. Yeah. So when you're, when you're open for Amy Schumer, or if you're serving as the opening, I do like tailor your jokes based on like, hey, this audience is an Amy audience.

I don't know. I don't like certain things that I say. No, I don't. I mean, I do your thing. do you like tailor your jokes based on like hey this audience is an Amy audience I don't like certain things that I say no I don't I mean I unless they'd say don't do that I remember I was opening for a Z's once years ago was like right when the me two stuff happened Yeah, I did like 15 minutes of me two jokes and And he was like hey, can you not do that? And I was like yeah, that's a fair note in respect like the me two thing with a Z's, that was, that was some bullshit, wasn't it? Yeah. Like he had that date.

He was published on babe.net. Yeah, he had that. It wasn't exactly a legitimate new source, taking him down. He had an awkward, he had an awkward hookup one night. Yeah. It's hard to separate. There was, there were some good things that obviously happened

because there were some real fucking scumbags that got brought to the light. But then you think of like, remember there was like an Excel sheet that like was like, and he's our bad people. And it's like, wait, what? You can't just like anonymously just submitting bad people to an Excel sheet.

The bad people are the ones that usually stay down. Right. You know, it's like, because they don't have anyone being like, nah, he's cool. Right. Right. We got one.

Yeah. Well, he was, that was an exception. I liked him. Yeah. You know, other than that. We got one. We got one. Yeah. Well, he was, that was an exception. I liked him. I'm not. I'm not. Other than that. Yeah.

Yeah. All right. So I always am curious to this. Comedians for the most part, I feel like aren't the biggest sports fans. I love sports. Yeah, no, it's like, it's like you and Shane. Yeah. Gillis and, uh,

Joe list. Yeah, Joe list. Yeah, Joe list. Yeah, Bill Burr'sbirds a huge huge sports fan. But do you feel like I don't understand it. There's a lot of comedians that just don't care about sports. Do you feel like the odd man out when it comes to it because we have a bunch of comedians on

and there's some that we can talk sports. Like you can talk sports with. But there's a lot that like they don't even watch it because they're just on the road or whatever. For me, that's like why I mean, if I'm, you know, when you're doing club weekend, starting out as a comic, it's Thursday through Saturday. So I get off stage, I get TNT, late game,

inside the NBA, the best show on TV. Right. No, I need it on the road. It's like, I'm itching for basketball season. Yeah. So your next fan obviously. Huge next fan. Have you gotten kicked out of MSG yet? Are you on James Dolan's shit list?

No, I'm playing MSG theater in November 4th. So I'm gonna stand as good side. All right, so we're gonna see good things about James Dolen right now. Being with us right now, Mike, you kicked off. Yeah, we're not allowed there. What? Yeah.

I was at the Oakley game with Michelle Wolfe. Okay. That was a tough one. I've been to some rough ones. I was at Stavros and I were at the game where I can pour Zingas towards ACL. Oh, no. Yeah, I've been to some rough ones. I was at Stavros and I were at the game where Fucking Porsingas towards ACL. Oh, no, yeah, we should have mentioned Stav in the sports fans huge sports guy Yes, Stav and I were we got went to the Liberty game the other night We're huge we're huge basketball guys. They got next. They're fucking awesome. Yeah

Yeah, do you get do you go up on the jumbo tron? They put me on to just zero applause. So some lesbian artists went on before me and it like brought the house down. And then they're like, here's a guy, here's a comedian and everyone's like, who? Who gives and staff got recognized as the fat dude from the bear.

I was like, that's not him. That's not who's stop versus. They were, I can see staff going on the jumbo tron at WNBA game he does like to pussy either. That was not your stop versus they were I can see staff going on the jumbo trying to WNBA game He does like to pussy No, we want we want to stand there good side of Barclays because they got carbon down. Yeah, that's true That spicy rigatoni. Yeah, so so the next it's funny because we like I said we lived in New York for seven years I didn't fully understand till this last year year and a half was, where I was like, oh yeah, like the next duke

kind of run this city when they're good. It's been a long time though. Are you? I'm in though. This team man, like we're just a piece away. I love Jalen Brunson so fucking much. He's the best. He's so New York, even though he's not New York.

Exactly. His energy is just like chill. It's he's a floor general. I love him. Randall's getting killed for just, he just gotta be better in the playoffs. But I think he really was hurt this time. It's just sometimes we get, it's body language for New York, right?

Like when he's kind of moping, we're like, we don't respond to that. You gotta, like look at Jimmy Butler. You never see that dude moping. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, tips, you like tips? Yeah, he's great.

I mean, he's another like, that dude's never fucked a woman without like paying for it clearly. Like, and I mean that because he's not putting in the work. Right. He's watching Game Table and then he's like, oh, fuck a hooker. So, you know, he's so committed to just basketball. I feel like he has no life.

No, he's just a basketball. It's just transactional. It's like us for eating lunch. He's like, okay, I got 20 bucks in my pocket. Or I can get a homeroquic. Get that. He looks at coming as being like an impedance to his work life. Yeah, exactly. Like he, it's like the pop thing.

Well, you think Greg Poffich wants to go in like a fucking date. No, I, I mean, he's just, he's just all basketball. So yeah, I love tips. He's part of that 90s culture, you know, with Van Gundy and all those guys. So yeah, I love tibs. He's part of that 90s culture, you know, with Van Gundy and all those guys. So yeah, I love this team. I love the young guys. The, yeah, tibs is, he's,

I just envision every night tibs, it's not, he's not coaching basketball. He's just sitting with like an old, low-main carton and like pointing to the TV, like I found something, like I found a hole in this defense, like I got it. Yeah, yeah, no, I found something. I found a hole in this defense, I got it. Yeah, I love him. I'm not really intimidated by a lot of the, I guess the sixers have nourished now,

but I don't trust Philly. I mean, Harden is just... Max is a Philly guy. I'm sorry, dude. Yeah, Harden is just, he just bugs me at this point. He just sucks. I don't like, he's in shape now though, which is like, he actually got it finally right like, he's in shape now though, which is like what you,

he actually got it finally right where you do when you wanna get a new team is you don't get fat. It's like the end of a relationship. You don't fucking let yourself go when you're looking for a new suit or that's not how you do it. But he always gets fat as shit and I'm like, no, you get ripped.

Yeah. So you can get moved. Yeah. At this point, my theory on Hardin is that I, I don't think he wants to win the playoffs. No. I think he looks at like the extended playoff season as being like, okay, well, now I'm not on vacation.

I'm not eating. No, I'm not going to strip clubs. Like, and it actually kind of makes sense from if you're not like a super competitive person, you don't give a shit about rings. Yeah, why do you want to do more work for less money? You don't even get paid as much if you're hardened. Let's just get out of here.

It's been a long year. It's summer. He doesn't care about legacy the way it seems the guy like Dame does. Yeah. Dame wants that, it's funny for years. Dame is all about like, you know, it's like, I'm staying here and then the second they just are like,

they clearly don't give a shit about when now. He's like, get me the fuck, he just, that was the biggest 180 ever seen. Well, Damien felt like was the last guy in the world to realize that franchise don't care. Yeah. Like he was like, oh shit. They don't actually care.

Cause he cares. Yeah, right. Building a contender around me. I'm furious that happened. Cause I, I'm still, I still think Janus is gonna end up on the nicks. Oh, so are you, so you one of those nicks fans that every player you're like,

no, not every man. I did Janus' benefit. I did, I performed it as benefit. Got a fucking applause break from Mayor Adams on a magic Johnson AIDS joke. Oh, it was like, okay. Someone fucking get that on camera. That was epic.

But, but, yeah, I did his benefit. I talked to him, I tried to get staff to go. It's his favorite player ever. So, stop, I'm like, dude, just, it's at the rainbow room him. I tried to get stopped to go. It's his favorite player ever ever Yeah, so stop. I'm like dude Just it's the rainbow room just like where a suit or something and he's like I don't have any nice clothes I was like you're a fucking millionaire. You don't have one dress shirt. You can't get like one at he's like I can I'm sorry, but then I sent him a video with the honest and he was so fucking upset Oh, man, but I asked him Janus, after the benefit was like,

you were a Bucks fan, I was like, fuck the Bucks, I'm a Nick's fan, I said, I respect your team, I like your players, I like holiday and porous and all those guys, but now I'm a Nick's fan, he goes, well, you never know where I end up, next free agency. And his brother kind of was like, nodding, they wanna be in New York.

Yeah. But now it's like they can't, because they got damn, so you don't have the excuse. But they lack the depth now. So say there is an injury. I'm not hoping for an injury. That's horrible. But you know, Middleton, that guy is not state healthy.

He's a great player when he's healthy. But I don't, it's hard to root against as a basketball fan because I love both those players, but I think I think we still have a shot. Right. Are you Yankees fan too? I am. Okay, yeah, because that's like a very Yankees fan behavior. I know.

Any good player, they're like pinstripes three years. It's different. No, it's different though, because the Yankees fan is out of arrogance. And the next fan is out of desperation. Right. Right. Because we never get the guy. Right.

We never get the first one. It's the last time we get a first overall pick, you win. Yeah. And also, like like I feel like Instagram kind of ruined the allure of like going to New York because it used to be like well in the 80s 90s like hey we gotta go to New York that's where all the women are the hot women you know like there's a ton of people now it's like you can find hot women anywhere anywhere well you could get them to fly to you that's true find them online and then be like hey why don't you come

on over to India I think they're hot women everywhere. There are, but the flying the women out is a roller dice. I don't know. Who are you fucking Bukowski? That's a, that's a, that's a lot. I think it happens a lot. Flying them out.

Oh, yeah. What if you don't, what if they look off? What if the pictures are off? I think you have a, a buffer, a middleman. That's what LeBron promised. Tows out, yeah. Probably. Yeah.

You just have someone like meet him before you meet him. Maybe. Yeah, like a, uh, above board Jeff Re, yeah. Probably. Yeah. You just have someone like meet him before you meet him. Maybe. Yeah. Yeah, like a above board Jeff Reapstein. Right. Like if he wasn't, if he wasn't a pedophile. He's just taking down your information.

In case there's an emergency. That is. I guess I'll tell you to do it. Yeah. That would stress me out though, just on the road with the stranger. It would be the worst because you'd be like, all right. Now can you leave? Like I want my own room.

Like it's my tips as it right. Yeah. Yeah. You don't want my own room. It's my tips, has it right? Yeah, yeah. You don't? That's how you have to do it, I think, if you're a pro. Yeah, I think you can't just, because you're putting in any work, any small talk, you're like, you're cutting in a, now I get five hours of sleep.

Right, now I'm tired for practice. Right, now you gotta leave, yeah. So, I think Eli was flying women out. I don't know. I don't think so either. Eli feels like Eli would probably bump me out of any controversy came out about him. Because he does feel like wholesome. Yeah. He is very wholesome.

There was a one time where the Giants equipment manager was like taking helmets and throwing them down the stairs and then taking them and be like, yeah, these are game worn. Yeah. And then selling them online. They got a little bit of trouble for that. That's such a funny move for the equipment manager. Just like take a bunch of shit and just beat the hell out of him. Be like, yeah, that's happening in the NFL game. Now it's worth $300,000.

This now what John Andres got canned for with the next. Yeah, and then there was also, didn't stray and have some weird episode. Stray and had, didn't he have, he had like something stolen from him like his, like a Hall of Fame jacket. Yeah, but then he's like, it wasn't, I don't know. He got it back, yeah, that was weird. Yeah, a member of Billy and New York athletes. Something weird's going on.

So I was gonna look into that. Yeah. So I was gonna take into that. I don't want this to come across the wrong way, but I have a question about comedian's lifestyles. Sure. When you do start making money, is there a part of you that feels like a sellout

where you're like, as a comedian, I should be living in like a shitty apartment and like nothing in my refrigerator. And like, you know, a little box TV in the corner because that's where comedy comes from. I do think that with struggle comes material, by the shore. Yeah, there is a problem. But the good thing about New York is, even if you're making a lot of money, you're still kind of living in the shittles. You're still kind of pissed off all the time. Yeah, I mean, I'm been living in this apartment for the last year. There is section 11 drilling on my window. Okay. Yeah.

It's been, I can't be home. So I'm going to concentrate a bit of irritation. There's, you know, Fedinal heads running around the neighborhood, even a nice neighborhood. I think New York keeps you cranky. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, that's a good answer because it's kind of like in music,

like the first album's always the best because that's the rise and the struggle. Yeah, well, comedy usually you put your first special out like after a long, it should be a long time. How long was it for you? Probably 10 years. Wow. And then I put out one usually every couple of years now.

So what was it for 10 years? You're like, I'm not ready. I'm not ready Yes, tough. I and then one comic finally convinced me is like you're scared You're scared to like let go of it He was right so I let it go and then and then you have to start from scratch as a nobody That's the hard part is when you're doing these papered rooms free tickets on the Ocereque's funny bone whatever and They're not there to see you so they don't give a fuck about you or respect you and they have no financial investment. And you have to do new material and build like that process is not easy for people who don't

give a shit about you. Right. So that was, that's the hardest hour for me, the second hour. What about, so when you were deciding to your special was part of it, like you didn't want, is there something in the, in the comedian world where like you can't have a special too early? Because then it's like, this guy thinks he's a hot shot. I mean, maybe, but also just more for me, I was like, I just don't want people to think, I don't want the first taste of me for people to get to be like, ugh.

I'm fascinated with the comedy world and all the comics, like friends, enemies. Like I've always said that if there was a Wode of the comedy world it would be incredible. The show room for comedy. Yeah, I'd be like Sam We're all saw this guy the other night and they had beef and like I think they do have that but it's no one gives a Show like sports. Yeah, I think like in sports. You're like holy shit. Damn. Yeah, no one no one gives a fuck about me and stop Yeah, if this is like the Marin podcast and he's like, who are your guys? Who would your guys be?

Who? Well, starting out, you know, like all the obvious, like Chris Rock was huge for me, David Tell. David Tell is so funny and I feel like the next generation it does not understand how funny, how naturally funny that guy is because he hasn't had, I don't know, maybe he can correct me, but like when I was growing up,

he was all over Comedy Central. Do you ever show Insomniac was fucking hilarious when you just go out at night? But I feel like he hasn't had that same staying but at least I haven't seen him as much recently, but to me, he's one of the greatest comedians ever. Well, he's got a new special in the can, and so we'll see where he puts it out.

But yeah, he did one a few years ago with Jeff Ross, it was really funny. But yeah, Dave, he doesn't release a lot into the world and I don't think he's like an internet guy, but any comic knows that Dave is like, you know, a comedy Jedi is a genius. Yeah. He used to take me out to open for him

and you're just like learning so much, watching him, you know, how he handles a crowd. He would bring me out on stage at the end of Rift with me. And as a young comic, you're like, he handles a crowd. He like, he would bring me out on stage at the end of riff with me. And as a young comic, you're like, this is fucking unfair. Yeah. Like, you feel like you're literally playing like one-on-one with Jordan.

Cause he just, he just finds the angles before anybody. He's so quick. I remember we were leaving a Terry Town music all once and he's driving me back and he was like, man, I'm so, he just hates his, his act. He's like, all these comics have this self-esteem. And he hates his act. And he's leaving.

He's like, I fucking suck them a hack. And I said, you're all of our favorite comics. He goes, one better than you guys. That's great. So who are your guys now, though? Who's your like, my friends are my guys. I mean, like, you know, Stavros, Mark Norma, I do a podcast with Mark

and we're open-mikers together. Mark is so far. Joe List, you know, that's like my Rachel Feinstein's a really close friend of mine. Those are like, that's like my Gary Veed or I do the road with, we're super tight. You know, that's like my crew of comics kind of, I guess that's like my group.

Julie, Julie Adelman. Julie, yeah. He's tried to be a comic before. He's had my group. Julie, Julie Adelman. Julie, yeah. He's tried to be a comic before. He's had a, well, he had some sketch comedy videos that he put out. Berger time, Berger time. Oh, I haven't seen that. You gotta watch Berger time.

I'll watch it. Yeah, dude, he was funny. He's a funny guy. Yeah, I love the guy. I think his body's too good to be a comedian. You can't have a six back. It's true. Is there any comedian out there that you respect in terms of their comedy, but it's like shredded up. It's tough. It's because as you said,

like the more good shit you have, the more it's taking away from how funny you are. Like, remember that season on it's always sunny in Philadelphia when Mac just got fat as shit. Yeah, it's undeniable. He was just funny. Yes. Right. You're the grocer you are. It is. You're right. I'm not saying you should get fat to be funny, but like there is like a line where yeah, the more because you're alienating dudes, I think. Right. The better you look. Now you're a threat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't there like some really hot comedian that's blowing up right now? Matt Reif is very attractive. Yeah. Very good. Yeah. Because it is, I think there's just a natural world, like world order where it's like hot guys

shouldn't be funny guys because then you have it all. I mean, yeah, I think there's people make rules, but you know, I mean, what, like who makes the line? Like I guess some people are like bug, but when, you know, I friend who are like, well, Ryan Reynolds is funny, but he's not like comedian, comedian funny. Right. You know, people try to make rules, but I'm like, I don't know, Deadpool's pretty funny. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like when people say athlete funny. They're like, oh, yeah, he's athlete. That's when it's like Griffin's fun. Like Griffin is very, he's tall. He used to be able to dunk and he's hilarious. Yeah. That's the ultimate three right there. Yeah.

Yeah, and he's a cool dude. He's a very cool guy. Yeah, he's what, how many times do you want Blake at the end? Two times. Two times to like, like, your word show. Yeah, so it's pretty, pretty big stuff. It's pretty high territory Okay, so you're on you're on the road. You're doing a whole tour. How long is this tour? That's the other thing I don't understand about comedians

Maybe this is just like a Tom Skurr Bert Deal who we're friends with but like their tours never end. I don't understand me neither I just you know, I did this for so many years when it was all full that now people were like, you're in the road a lot of them, like, yeah, but it's good now. Right, it's fun. You know, it's like, yeah, I did it when it was, I did it when I was like a crack head in.

I didn't realize how bad the places I was getting put up were until I had a female comic. I was like, oh yeah, it's a good hotel. And she called me like, there are methods passed out against the window. It's a motel. Yeah. And I was like, oh yeah, I guess I thought that was nice. Yeah.

That's how easy I was. But, you know, I never ends. I do it every week. Yeah, Chicago theater. I mean, that's, have you done the Chicago theater? I did it as an opener. I've never had lined it. That's awesome.

I'm pumped. I take my last special in Chicago. I love it here. Yeah. When you're taking a special, are you going into the performance? Is there any additional pressure? Is it like an athlete in the playoffs?, tap into special. Are you are you going into the performance like is there any additional pressures Is it like an athlete in the playoffs? Is there like special speed where you get on stage and you're like this feels different because I know it's a special

That's a good question. I mean No, cuz I tape seven I did it at the den, which is only like 350 seats So I did seven shows and I got drunk after every show. So it's like all get one of them Yeah, I mean, it's like if you have I was like, oh, get one of them. You know? I mean, it's like, if you have seven chances to get one good performance, I'm gonna get it. Yeah. We're gonna get back to Sam in a second,

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and you booked a show, like, a pretty good place, like instantly. It was pretty, like, that's a flex. I mean, okay, so what happened was I was in, I, I was in Edmonton with Theo Vaughn. We were doing this outdoor festival and I'm always panicking that something bad is gonna happen and Theo's like, nah man, everything's cool.

You know, it was definitely a chill guy. It was an outdoor show, which by the way, like COVID we couldn't do indoors. Now there's wildfires in Canada. They fucking canceled the outdoor show because of the wildfires and the air quality. So I was like, do this air quality. Like do you feel this and you're like,

nah, it's all good. And I was like, no, this is like bad air. And then our agent called and was like, the city's shutting down, like everything shut down. So then we stayed another day. So I was, I got in the night early because there's no direct flights to Edmonton. So I'm already like three nights into a one fucking show

in Edmonton. I I'm already like three nights into a one fucking show in Edmonton. I fly back and my connect flight home the next day is now canceled and I'm stuck in Montreal and I'm just texting my agent like fuck this, I'm never home, I'm losing my mind. And he's like, you want to do a pop-up gig? And I was like fuck yes. But I didn't think he was gonna find me one.

So I was getting shit-faced at a hotel bar. And I was like three men hands deep. And he was like, me once. I was getting shit-faced at a hotel bar, and I was like, three men hands deep, and he was like, got you a gig, ticket-length here, promote it now, and amazing crap. Yeah, that's awesome. I watched it in real time. Like, I watched it, like, I'm in Montreal,

and it's like, all right, I got a show, come see it. That's what I'm talking about. Like, the highs and lows, I mean, just traveling every week, you're just gonna have bad shit happening. I know. So people, I do feel just traveling every week. You're just gonna have bad shit happening. I know. So people, I do feel like they see me at my worst, you know, because I'm just fucking,

at the amount of times I've been like sprinting for a connect flight and they just like shut the door in my face, you know, you're like, you're gonna lose it, you're like, that's a fucking gig I just lost. Right. How, what's the longest you've gone in between shows? Like, have you taken time off in comedy?

I took like my first vacation this year. I don't do it really. I just, it's very hard for me, because I like what I do. So it's hard to, and also the fear of when you shut off, just shutting it back on is so painful. It's just, I feel rusty, I hate feeling rusty. I ran a Chris Rock on the street recently,

and he's like, you take a vacation? Like, I was like, yeah, I took a vacation. He goes, even LeBron needs an offseason. Like, Chris Rock, his words are wisdom. Oh, he always finds like the shortest way to just say, you're like, all right, I should take a vacation. So I did, I went to Greece, I did shows on the way in London. But you're addicted.

I love it. I love doing it. That's like, I mean, that's like us with podcasting. We've been doing it for a long time now, but like when we take, you know, we'll take like a week off for July 4th, and I'll just be sitting at home, being like, man, I wish you could talk about some sports.

Like something will happen and we'll be like, fuck. NBA free episode. It's how your brains work. It's how your brains work. Right. Right. And it makes, I mean, it's why we have the best job,

why you probably would say you have the best job because you love doing it that much. It's awesome. It's been so hard for me to shut off, but then every comic is like, you have a problem, you know, you don't. But I really don't. Oh, do you, they think you're addicted to comedy? I have a Mark Norman and I, we are told constantly, like, you guys gotta, like, Stavros will yell at me. He's like, if you take this gig, New Year's in Springfield, Missouri,

I'm gonna fucking kill you. And I'm playing Springfield, Missouri. It's like, I got them the axi, actually, I didn't like performing on New Year's Eve, so I got them to do the 28 through the 30. But I don't like New Year's Eve crowd. So come out on Springfield, Missouri. Yeah, I just was like, he gets so angry at me

because I used to have fucked up neck and he was like, you were killing your body. Yeah, I just was like, I'll, he gets so angry at me because I used to have fucked up neck and he was like, you were killing your body. Yeah. I don't know what athletes do. I think about that all the time. Like just a flying, because even on those private jets, if you're seven feet, that's not comfy.

I see the pictures of Team USA and it's like, they're sleeping like this. Yeah, I know. That's not good. I know. I can't feel good. No, that's what the live tour's awesome because they just rent they have this jet that's like I don't know probably like a $700 million plane that's got fully reclinable beds. It's

part night club part hotel on there. They put out a ridiculous video when they first got all the golfers to join. It's like, oh, I think they just might want to sleep. They just might want yeah, some downtime. That's cool though being addicted to your addicted to comedy. So you don't even think like, you're not even in your, like far off vision of like maybe someday I'll retire. Oh God no, no, I think Don Rickles and Joan Rivers and Danger feel like that's the dream.

Is that the fact that you could just go till the end? Yeah. You know what I mean, it's so cool. I love that Rickles would like literally go out in the wheelchair and be like, look at this ugly fucker. You know, it's so's it's so cool I love that Rickles would like literally go out in the wheelchair and be like look at this ugly fuck Cool and that you're hanging on by a thread and you're still just insulting people. I love it danger field, too There's this old clip of danger field where he's like just bombing. He's like got to be 80 and he's bombing in Vegas And they're just like you're like oh fuck guy lost this fast

Well, and then he just like he turns it on and it's like one line or one line. And he starts killing. And he just kind of like, arrogantly is like, I know a lot of fucking jokes. It's just such a cool moment. That's, I saw the, there was the Carol Burnett special that happened like three months ago. That's gotta be kind of weird though,

if you're a very old comedian. And basically they're doing your funeral for you. While you're still alive. Like it's nice, it's nice to see this, but like somebody spent $2 million putting on a show to like thank me for everything. I got to think in the back of my head, like I'm probably gone.

Like I've got months after this point. But how nice is that they do your funeral while you're still alive? Yeah. They did in Seinfeld special, it's the everyone is taking his jokes at the funeral. It's like who gets the bits? Yeah. I love that. Yeah.

No, it's true. We've had problems with that. Oh, no, we, oh yeah, we did have problems with that. We had John Cena on once and we, he had, there was a rumor out there that he had died and we're like, how cool is that? That for like a day, people thought you died. And he just showed it to us.

Like, it's not funny. A friend of mine. And we're like, okay. What? Yeah, a friend of mine died. Yeah, no, he was wearing a super hero outfit at the time and it was over Zoom. It's got to be cool to have people saying

all these nice things about you because they think that's your pass way, but then you get to come back and be like, no, I'm still alive. You get a little glimpse as to what your funeral is going to look like. He's like, I know what you're trying to do right now and I just want to say I don't think it's very funny.

And that was, he's got these big-ass gloves on in the camera for the superhero It was a record scratch. Yeah, we've had those moments before because we've been I mean we've been doing it Who else is like a weird not vibe with? Damirino was pretty bad. That was also our fault We're in the back of a van Super Bowl week and he was just like who the fuck are because I think we it's it's gone in phases Because when we started obviously it was like who the fuck are the, because I think it's gone in phases because when we started obviously it was like who the fuck are these guys.

Now I think most people know what part of my take is before they come on, but we will get a few every now and then. Can we just say? Yeah, we can believe this event. Oh, we believe that name. Yeah, first of all, I don't think he's very good interview from what I've seen. Yeah.

And then we had him on the show and we came in hot on him and we're like, you know, a lot of people say you'll never win a championship blah blah blah blah blah. We might have said things like that before we're trying to like joke about it and make it okay right up front We've said these things now make fun of us and he just shut down. Yeah, he's giving like one word answers for everything and he was trying to put a book Yeah, so he didn't really like it because I'm a big believer like we'll have people on that we've talked shit about and I want to say hey I've talked shit about you because it would be such a fraud move to have someone on and just pretend that we haven't talked shit about them That's true most people for the most part know what we do and they know that the shit that we're talking is not serious And we give ourselves more shit that we give anyone else

So it's like have some fun with it like bust your own balls. So, but yeah, sometimes it backfires. I can see him not being fun. I've definitely, we've definitely people on our podcast, you're like, do you fucking hate us? Like what the, like we're trying. What's the worst one you've done?

Al Franken was really tough. Oh yeah, I can see that. And it's like, we were like very much defending him. We're like, ah, you got fucked. And I think he just like every joke, he'd be like, you know, he would like, we would make jokes and he'd be like, try the Veele. I'm like, I guess that's your way of calling this corny.

Or something, try the Veele. But it's so mean. He just like didn't like us. He got that Senator mentality where he's like above comedy now. It's so weird. I think it's also like old SNL, just the ego is like, I fucking, I was on, that was real comedy.

Yeah, so I mean, when we were growing up, it's like SNL was the pinnacle of everything. If you wanted to make it in comedy, you got on SNL boom, you're good. You're like minted at that point. Now I don't think that that's the case anymore. I don't think that there's that many people that grow up in comedy that look at SNL

as being like the destination. I couldn't name more than one cast character. Oh, you get name. You know him if you saw him. It's just like, it's also been, you know, strike too. That's right. Sure, sure. But. You know him if you saw him. It's just like, it's also been, you know, strike too. That's right. Sure, sure, sure.

But, you know, Michael Chey and Colin Joe, so I'm over here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, yeah, you're right. It's, there's just a million different shows now. So, uh, SNL growing up, I mean, I would watch the Comedy Central reruns and it'd be like Sandler and Spade and Farley

and, you know, Meadows and all those guys. But now they're going up against a million shows. I think it's just a broader landscape now. Has podcasting helped your comedy a lot? Because I feel like listening, watching comedians, then they have a podcast and it's funny podcasts. It's like, they all blow up from that. Yeah, doing each other's pod, I think helps.

But it's weird now too. I feel like back in the day, they'd be like, we go on Carson twice and we were famous. And now you're like, I didn't 900 podcasts this month. I did. And I got four tweets. And two of them were in the story. You made me fucking travel for it. Yeah, no, it definitely helps.

I also, I'm very conscious of creative energy burn, you know, because I used to write all day. I used to be like, new jokes, new jokes, and now you just have other shit. I used to write all day. I used to be like new jokes, new jokes, and I just have other shit. I guess that's a good thing. It's part of your busy things are going well. But stand up is always for me number one. I got into stand up.

When I started stand up, there were no podcasts. I was like, I'll be like a Gary Shanley type of guy. I'll make a sitcom. Now sitcom would like, that could like hurt your momenta of communion. It's weird. Yeah. Sorry, I took out my phone.

I wasn't texting. I was paying my parking, which I've gotten like six tickets. Which is like two weeks. What's your writing process? Like if you're coming up a new material for a stand-up center, are you like dedicating certain hours? Like, okay, starting at 10 a.m.

I'm gonna just shut myself in a room. I'm just gonna write, or do you go somewhere? Do you need to be like inspired by something? Well, no, I wish I knew. I don't, I won't listen to a set. And I'll be like, that joke is not finished. That joke doesn't, you know, it has legs, but I haven't cracked it.

So someone's of a joke that's like two thirds. It doesn't have like that third pop I want. I want like at least three good pops. And you want that last part to really be like oh Okay, but uh so I'll edit before writing is more like I'll just be walking around or something falls in my head Mm-hmm, right, and I'm like that's something I'll go back to it. I'll take a note of it I go back and I start to just try to Solen a word doc. I just punch it up. What's the what's the joke that's pissed off the most people?

I just punch it up. What's the joke that's pissed off the most people? Ooh, that's a good one. Okay, well, this one pissed people off, and my fucking, what's great is, oh, okay, first one, this bombed fucking insanely hard in Boston, this years ago, it was right after the Boston bombing, and yeah, I read it not.

I'm already laughing at that. It's at my Comedy Central half hour, and I said, you yeah, already not. I'm already laughing. It's at my comedy central half hour. And I said, you know, and I saw that I was devastated. My first thought was me and my brother. We don't do anything together anymore. You know, crickets. And then, and that's good joke. Yeah, it's good.

Yeah, it's good. And then the last one, another one. So I was in, we tried to be healthy on the road, mostly like basketball, I mean, we drink at night, but during the day, you'll like exercise. And so we went to, for whatever reason, we're like, we'll do hot yoga today. We'll mix it up. We did a yoga.

We'd never have done it. So we go and the instructor recognized me and she goes, do you want to tell a joke in a fucking yoga class? And I'm like, of course, I just like looked at Brian, who's my tour manager, and he's like, gives me a look like I got this. And I was like, I don't know what the hell that means. This is the joke he tells to a roomful of women. It's an old, this is the bit that would get me shit.

He goes, so my friend's girlfriend just had a miscarriage in the shower and I was like, oh my God, worst baby shower ever. He's the dude. He tells it to a room full of women. No one fucking laughs. There was one black dude who goes, oh shit, that's fucked up. That was the most we got, but no one laughed.

And afterwards I was like, what the fuck? It was like it's your joke. I was like, I don't open with it. That's a delicate subject. You gotta earn that joke. So was like, I don't open with it. Yeah, right. That's a delicate subject. You got to earn that joke. So that one would piss people off. You know, one would upset people. I said, you know, this was an old one.

This, uh, my, I was talking to a girl. She goes, I need a man who would treat me like a princess. So I hired the paparazzi to chase her and she died in a car crash. The people of the FB. Grones. Yeah. Grones. Yeah. Those are funny though. Yeah, fun. Yeah. But you just, those are funny though. Yeah, what a fun.

Yeah, but you just see it. For a lay crowd. Yeah, right, right. Do you have anything that's like one that a joke that you've written that you absolutely love, but when you tell it, people don't appreciate as much as they should. You know what those jokes usually are? Is if they're personal and you think something is funnier, but it's to them, it's dark. I think it's like comics with angry sometimes when a crowd doesn't like that,

but I think the crowd actually likes you and feels bad, but we hate that. So yeah, I'd want about my biological father who when he, you know, he left and my dad raised him, I stepped at when you adopt a kid legally, you need the signature. So my joke was it's kind of like the opposite of a UPS package. You're like, hey, you sign here and I don't want this. And never hit. I think it made people sad. It's a hard line to walk between like, that's funny and that's just funny to me.

Right, right. Because they don't feel, yeah, they're like, I'm not gonna laugh at that, that's fucked up. It's like, no, but I'm laughing at it. Yeah. That was a tough one. Yeah, there's a few where you're like, that one is so close, but it's not, it's something missing.

Yeah. Yeah. Is there like an MJ LeBron debate amongst standup comedians? Like who's the goat? Well, I think, yeah, it's not like generational like that. It's more like prior in Carlin, I think. I think Louie, to some degree, has entered that debate. I think Louie, the amount of specials he's put out is pretty insane.

Right. And just the quality is so high. But you know, I think with what happened with them, he was kind of out of the mainstream conversation, but comics don't give a shit about that. Like do you think the Grammys know anything about fucking stand up? Like no, no, no, no, no, we don't care about awards.

Right. Although I think he did win. He won a Grammy after that. Yeah, yeah. So that was a bad example. But I think usually they're like, they just kind of go with like, they don't pay attention. But, uh, Louis is, uh, yeah, I think he's definitely in the convote, just for like, uh, sustained grade. Long-javety, yeah.

Yeah. Could Carlin play in this era? Oh, yeah. I mean, Carlin was so fucking good. You know who I think is also gets, I see some comics say he's overrated, but if we're going like guy who like if he kept going, would have been the guy like almost like a two-pock,

biggie situation is Bill Hicks. Because that guy's got five albums, and he died at like 32. Alex Jones, right? People think he's Alex Jones. Oh, yeah. Young Alex Jones looks a little bit like Bill Hicks. Yeah, that's a conspiracy out there that Bill Hicks just went off the face of the earth,

moved to central Texas, started talking about 9-11. He would have done, he would have done good sandy hook jokes. So I don't think that's him. But no, Bill Hicks had some fucking brilliant jokes and you know, Dennis Leary stole a shitload of his bits. Oh, he did. That was like a lot of the beef is he just stole a bunch. Has anyone stole a joke from you before? Yeah, I mean, but it's usually like, I think a premise. No, it's usually like a meme person online.

It's like one of those like fat Jew type accounts. I'm just like, I don't give a shit. Right. And the problem is the audience doesn't give a shit. Because they just click like and move on. They're like, no one realizes that you like labored over this premise. Right.

I had one that just, yeah, it turns into a meme. So I get pissed. Comics are usually not dumb enough to do that. Like the days of a Carlos Mencia. Yeah. A kind of numbered because he, uh, he just got like destroyed. Right. Right.

And it would be pretty hard now, especially with like podcasts and everything you'd hear about it right away. Yeah. It does kind of take balls like, it would be kind of fun It's pretty hard now, especially with podcasts and everything. You'd hear about it right away. Yeah. It does kind of take balls. Would be kind of fun to just go and steal an entire comic's act. So we have to do it. We have to do it an hour long.

Like if I just went up and did like your entire act. Someone did that to Ron White, I think, back in the day. They got into a fight with him and he opened for him and he just did his act. Because he knew his act. I think about it. Like Gary Vita opens for me and I could probably do his act. Yeah, that's pretty funny actually. That's very fun.

To do it in front of somebody's face. Yeah, I like that. I don't like doing it in front of that. Here's the mic. It's pretty easy, but yeah, you would get busted. I mean, look, we've all also made the mistake. I've had friends be like, oh, you just did. That bit's like an old special mind.

Like, oh, fuck, like parallel thought is a thing. Of course. of course. And you absorb stuff, but you had to do it on purpose. Now that the industry is kind of dead too, I feel like people did it back in the day. They're like, I'll do this person's joke in a late night set. And I'll take off.

And now it's like, podcast, as you said, or such a big part of it. What about like cover bands or trippy bands? If you're just like a cover comedian. Oh, and you go, you do a performer. If you keep listening, this is my, this is my Tom Wates version of that joke. Yeah. Mitch, Mitch Huggbirds not alive, unfortunately, he was a great comic, but if you strained

out my hair and put like a quarter-way jacket on me, I feel like I could go out and tell this jokes and be maybe like 1% as funny as he is. So we have to do a live set in Vegas in our fans or it's our gambling picks. Yeah, we're doing a season all the picks. The person that comes in the last place has to do an hour live in Las Vegas. Wow. In front of a live crowd. Yeah. What are you doing? I might just feel a week. It just might be a cover night of comedy. Yeah. Yeah. If you do a tribute. Yeah, you do a tribute band session. You're up front about it. Be like, hey, these aren't my jokes, but I'm just going to tell them.

Tim Dylan once told a funny story then Long Island, he watched his like a Rodney Dangerfield cover act got in, got in a fight with another Rodney Dangerfield cover act because he was like, this is my fucking place. That's fucking. Two Rodney Dangerfields fighting. Yeah. He, Red Dangerfield makes me so happy. Like, that's like my guy, like back to school. There's not like a fun movie. I did Whitney Cummings is making something like regarding Dangerfield.

So she's working with his wife. So I was, she was driving me to a set and she goes, do you want to talk, I know you love Dangerfield, do you want to talk to his wife? And I was like, fuck yes. So she just calls Dangerfield's wife who's like the nicest human.

Just like I've got really hot younger woman that danger fields marry too. And on the phone, she goes, do you want to hear like a Rodney story that no one ever heard? And I was like, please yeah. Apparently when he had brain surgery, he was going in. He was like, please don't like,

if anything happens, like, oh, I have his mind, I need my mind, I need to be sharp. And then he comes out he comes at brain surgery and the doctor's like did you call for anything up and he goes yeah 500 less week to a whole. It's his first line out of fucking surgery. It's like damn and unheard danger field gem. He's such a clever. I mean mean, that dude just, I mean, Caddy Shack, he has so many gracks, even Meatwally sparks. You know that scene where you ever see that one? I never see that one, no. I wouldn't say like a good movie,

but it's dangerous. Like, he's just telling jokes. He is just so funny just every time he's on the screen. Well, he walks by this couple and they're making out. He goes, you two should go get a room. Then he walks by a fatter couple making out. He goes, you two should get aware of this. It's like, a fatter couple making it, he goes, you two should get aware of it. It's like, you're filled, yeah.

Perfect. Oh, the best. All right, my last question, this has been awesome. Everyone goes see Sam out on the road. Any, so we're gonna run this next week. So anything coming up, there's a lot of people. Stand up live in Phoenix this weekend,

Thursday through Saturday, I got, you know, Indianapolis, Columbus, Greenfield, Cincinnati, Greenfield. The big one is, the NYC, November 4th, the the theater of Massons, who are garbage. Which hopefully you still have after doing this podcast. Say something nice about James Dull. I, hey, big fan. And also, yes, Australia, going to fucking Australia and then Tampa, Vegas.

I'm going at literally every city as you guys said. We don't stop. So just take it to samarel.com. I love it. All right. So my last question, rowback question, RHOBACK.com, promo code take, 20% off first purchase, QZF, Polo's, hoodies, jogger shorts shorts, rowback.com promo code take of the New York teams you root for, who's the next one to win a championship?

Been a long time. Been a decade in nine teams. Obviously, you don't root for all nine, but it's been a long time. So who's the next? The honest question is probably the liberty. I was gonna say you can't say the liberty. Okay, well, there, I think they could.

They got it, they got it. I love their team. I love, I love Stu and all I love the whole team I ask you just a fucking shoot. I I got to say I I Think the next we'll figure it out. It's been too long. It's been too long for the Yankees I guess in my heart. I just don't care the Yankees have won so much like I got I was a spoiled child of the 90s Yankees So I'm kind of like I'm good. I'm glad. I'm glad to of the 90s Yankees. So I'm kind of like, I'm good. I'm glad.

I'm glad to see that from Yankees fans. Yeah. I don't care if we ever win again, honestly. You were great. You were like the only thing in sports. And I love those players. I love Posada and Geter and Mo and, and, uh, Pettit and all those guys, Bernie Williams, Polonio, fucking amazingly cool team.

But I just don't give a shit. Baseball also lost me for so many years, just the way they horribly marketed the league. Yeah. Thank God for O'Tani, but are they gonna fuck this up too? I don't know. Oh, surely, well. So yeah, I just gotta say the nicks are gonna,

they're gonna find a way to get that free agent, whether it's Janice, whether, whoever, I don't know, I hope it's Janice, I hope he wasn't bullshit in me. I'm so fucking mad they got damed because I felt that when it happened, I was like know. I hope it's Janus. I hope he wasn't bullshit in me. I'm so fucking mad they got damed because I felt that when it happened, I was like, fuck. Yeah. Cause I know that hurt. That hurt our shots.

And I don't trust him bead as the guy. No. So I just know offense, I'm sorry. But he knows. Yeah. He's come to me. I don't know that. Yeah, he's come to me.

Yeah, he's come to me. Yeah, he's come to me. Yeah, he's come to me. I don't know who the guy is right now if it's not Yana's because I don't I it's clear Yoke it's in Yana's or the guys, so yeah, it's a flag Maybe you got to get this guy. He's a senior in high school, I think Baron Trump is gonna be the first Beast yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got that lobbying blood blood, right? We've always said the best would be Baron Trump and Bronny Jr. on the same team.

Be great. Bronny. Yeah. Yeah, that's, we'll say is Bronny going to be good? I don't know. I think is he is he back? He had that heart thing. He had a heart arrhythmia.

It does suck having to be like, even if he's like average, NBA player, which would be a phenomenal career. Yeah. Everyone be like, well, you're not LeBron James. It's like being Frank Sinatra Jr. It's just not fair. Yeah, it's not fair. You got to change your name. You got to do something other than LeBron James Jr.

We used to hate like doing early days of the comic strip going up late night. The comics they would let cut you just because they had a famous dude's last name. You like fuck this motherfucker. Yeah. But then they didn't try. Like that's the thing is like, I think I heard Gilbert Arena say this.

He's like, it's tough to be the famous dudes. Even if you have the access, you don't have that like hunger. Right, right, because you expect the access, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it do like, you know, dream on green. Like that's not a dude's son. Right. So dude wants to like tear your throat out.

Right, right. It's true, it's true. Well Sam So dude wants to like tear your throat out. Right, right. It's true. It sure will Sam. This has been awesome man. Thank you so much Reagan time. It is awesome. Yeah, you're always welcome back on. Thank you.

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just to play in white shirt. Big white T's. Yeah, ordered, ordered three of them, like they came to pack a three. I accidentally sent up prayer like a monthly membership that I keep forgetting the cancel and they just send you white t-shirts every month. Every month. So I got three in June, three in July, three in October. And I have, and at 12, 13, yeah, first of all, yeah, I can use more white t-shirts. The last two packs having

even, I haven't even opened them yet Oh, no And then I was trying to cancel yesterday and it was like being annoying. I got a remember to do it right now actually But yeah, it just come like I was like oh package is exciting. It's like fuck More white t-shirts, you know what I feel like I probably spent like 200 bucks on white t-shirts big white t-shirts So if you're gonna have too much of something, and I'm just envisioning Hank wearing the, or are they big? No, they're like, there should be white t-shirts. If you're gonna have too much

to buy them, if you're a bunch, but then it's like, it's lame to just wear a white t-shirt. A white t-shirt's not a bad thing to have a surplus of, though. 15, though, is excessive. Yeah, probably. Wear it to the gym. You're like Steve Jobs, but casual.

This is a white t-shirt mogul. Yeah. Damn, Hank. You gotta get that subscription. There's nothing better than canceling a subscription. It is nice. It's very nice. You should just wear white t-shirts all the time

and just throw them out at the end of the day. Yeah. How big of a boss would you feel like if you did that? Yeah. All right, PFT. Oh, that was the issue. I was trying to cancel it. I all I'm doing it on my phone and I logged the website that we sent a verification your email, but you have to log out

To get the bear so you can't got to do it on my computer got it to factor. Okay, PFT My fire fest, I've got a couple one is that me or big cat. We're gonna have to it. Are you okay? Bigger you sick? No, I'm not. You sound sick. I just had a cough. You should go to the doctor. I'm worried about you. If I was, I would for the team. I'm worried about you.

I would go to the doctor. I don't have one, but I would. That's the second time in cough today. I'd find one and I'd go. I'm just saying, put big cat on cough watch. I'm on cough watch. Okay, all right. Cough alert.

My first, my first fire fest is that me and Big Cat are gonna have to get a tattoo. Yeah. Really dumb idea to a tattoo bet on this Thursday night football game. Did it in like June? Everybody in the world, like actively hates this game. Yeah. They are, it's become big joke. I don't know if like the Bears commanders, if there's anything inherently funny about those two teams playing each other, it's not like they're really awful historical franchises in the last 20 years. But we're going to, it's a meaningless game pretty much on Thursday night.

The whole world hates that it's on TV and then me and Big Cat are going to have to get our first tattoo if we lose. Yes. And then of our choosing, so it's that we had credit to us for the foresight, where we weren't like, oh, if the Bears win, you got to get a Bears tattoo or if the commanders would either make me, we said tattoos enough, you get to choose what the tattoo is. Yeah, so it's, it's just get a birthmark.

Dealer's choice, that's not a bad idea. Yeah, I did say, because somebody asked what about a tie, do you both get tattoos off hand on Twitter? I fired off a tweet that just said, we will do a sex tape if it's a tie. I didn't think about it. And then once I sent it, immediately I was like, that was maybe a worse idea than the tattoo bed.

But we're gonna have to do it. We're gonna have to do a sex tape. And P and A or P and M. P to P, P to P. Docking, yeah, we'll sword fight. We'll sword fight. Docking, yeah. So that's FireFest, one FireFest, too,

is that Blake bit my penis again. Oh, no. Again, not on purpose. And he was like chewing a toy, but he likes to chew on your lap sometimes, because he's a big snuggler, he's a great dog, and he sometimes will bite your shorts, bite your arm, and we're working on that, we're getting better,

but he happened to bite my penis through my shorts the other day. So we know blood, no blood. So maybe that would be the sex tape. Me and Blake going T on P for you. Tooth on P? Yeah, yeah, okay. Yeah, that'd be nice.

We'll take a big chunk. Yeah, so Blake has a penis touching problem. Blake has the mac Jones of dogs. Yeah. Hank? No. No, he's not sad. He's not good enough to hit people in their penis all the time.

No, he's not. You have to, like Chris Paul can get away with it a little bit because he's a good player until the playoffs. Even Grace Allen in college was good enough. Right. Mac Jones, you can't have a guy that sucks also hitting people in their dick. Did he get fine for that? I don't know.

Interesting. Yeah, he got a bro fine. Code break. Code break. Yeah, we should start sending that out. Man law. Code breaks. Okay, my fire fest, you know, it was a weird week because we're in the news a lot And it was I would say my fire fest is the people who went so crazy that they were like

You know, I'm gonna go after your family and and you and everything like that But what if your son wants to go see snow white? How are you gonna? He will not know not allowed not allowed. I thought she made some really interesting points. You'll see glib that was actually a good tipping point where it's like oh you know she's on that she she thinks it's not funny okay then it must be funny so but actually it's a fire fest crazy week that turned into a positive and that it like it was a good reminder I don't need people to defend me but it was a good reminder that people have my back,

and there was a lot of people who defended me and defended the fact that this podcast is a joke, as it's existence is a joke, the whole thing is a joke. So that was cool. Yeah, my favorite article was the one that waited until way after the giant pictures to be like, and they were joking about it, but still you have to wonder

what if they weren't joking. What if they actually are demanding this? I was thinking the other firefests is that I kind of wish my only regret and the whole thing was I didn't have a mustache. Like I didn't have my beard shaved, that would have been very funny. Yeah.

The mustache man, overweight mustache man was demanding sex tapes. Yeah. But yeah, the whole thing was pretty crazy. I liked all the tweets that were like, they need to just stop selling microphones to people. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, they need a test. Or the one tweet that always makes me laugh is, all men should start their life and jail and prove their way out. I like that. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Yeah, I'm cool with that. Jail sounds awesome.

Jail is the ultimate man cave. It's been all the time with the boys playing cards, listen to music, and then a couple slap boxes. How did these two guys survive the Barcelona offs? Yeah, that's a good point. That's a good point. Oh, it's great. There was also, there was so many threads going on

in my mentions, like deep people arguing. And then one guy made a great point because he was arguing with a Swiftie forever. And he was just like like just so we're clear Taylor Swift has like the most insane security Staff and everything because people like you not cuz of people like Dan and it's like yeah, that actually That's probably true my other favorite with the people that we're like tagging Dave in it. Yeah saying Dave How can you let this type of vulgar talk exist on your network? You need to stand up for women Dave and it's, wait, what world are we living right now?

Well, Dave did make a good point on Pickham. He said that now people are gonna say, like I like bar stool, but except for those PMT guys. Like, Dave's one of the good ones. Yeah, Dave is. It's, it's, the whole situation has made me laugh. And so funny. And yeah, obviously the people that are like doing

death threats towards families, those are just fucked up. Just fucked up. Psycho is the, towards families is up those are fucked up psycho's I had some real fucked up tweets, and I was just like what is going on? Yeah, that will never do anything But the people on the internet are just they're just you know, there's some weirdos out there. Yeah, yeah We're doing it. They're playing basketball out there. Jake Yeah, well first off on that We're gonna get the pot bouncing, stopping.

All right. Yeah. LeBron tried to get the Kelsey, or tried to get an invite on Kelsey's spot and I said LeBron, you should come off. Come on. And someone said, I hope the part of my take guys, dying a fire.

Oh. Something like that. That's mean. Oh. Yeah. That's actually not that mean compared to what I've gotten. But yeah. So we should give credit to Lebron James.

Yeah. Lebron James went, what was it? 11 and two. The part of my take creeps can die in a fire. Lebron James went 11 and two, picking games last week. He does a Sunday morning games where he sits down. Yep. On Instagram live, I put together a parlay.

I put 50 bucks on it that would have won 42,000. He went 11 to any pick some underdogs too. LeBron James might be the best sports prognosticator in the world. And he also, yeah, he had, are you counting what was his record? I think it was 11 and two straight up. So you're not counting the lions that he picked?

Oh, no, yeah, good point and say. And the jaguar picked the lions on Thursday night, but he unfortunately was not able to put that pick out before the game. And same thing with the London game. So yeah, I think he was 13 and two. Damn, what brawn was glazing. Yeah, it was glazing.

Just because you guys are truly the kings of North East Ohio and I claim to be, be honest. Seriously, you guys are awesome. Oh, yeah, so we, me, on behalf of you guys, I extended the invite, but I haven't heard back yet. Okay, you just heard that we hope we die in our fire. That's what the response was. We should, before we finish the show, should we do score predictions? Because we obviously, at the beginning of the show, you know what happened, but it would

be fun. A little time capsule. Bears. 21, 14. I think the commanders are gonna win 31 to 21. I think the bears are gonna win. I actually know the bears are gonna win. Bears are gonna hold shut off. Bears are gonna win 40 to 10.

40 to 10. 40 to 10. That would be. Bears are all the way back. 40 to 10. Thanks. I can't believe that happened earlier. So unlucky. Damn it. Damn you't believe that happened earlier. So unlucky.

Damn it. Damn you big cat. Damn your bears. Damn the Chicago bears. Max the prediction master. Bears. 30. What the hell are you guys doing?

Why are you predicting the bears? They don't. 34 31 because yeah, it feels coming out game. Good prediction, Max. Bears 11. No, yeah, bear. Commander's 20 bears 11. No, yeah, bear. Commander's 20 bears 11. Gummy.

Okay. Is that the most likely gummy that hasn't happened yet? No. Uh, 32 19, 32 26, 25 18. 32 26 surprises me. Yeah. They seem like football numbers. Hank, someone just tagged us in a tweet.

Someone did an AI rendering of Fenway with a lightout. Sick. Oh, you've already seen it. Well, someone just tagged us in a tweet. Someone did an AI rendering of Fenway with a lighthouse. Sick. I've already seen it. My mistake. I don't know. That lighthouse might actually work because it's close enough to the harbor, right? Well, yeah, the rendering has it like in the north end. All right. That was so stupid of me to be like, Hank, new lighthouse dropped. He's like, dude, I've seen that. What do you think I jerked off to last night? Okay, do you think you'd fit in it? Do you think you'd fit in you? That's what fit?

Yeah, what if it? That's a big one. So I did do a L&A. I did do a shopping search on Google for lighthouse dildos that I was gonna get hand-kissed when I was in the Well lighthouse flush. They don't exist yet. They don't exist. Oh man, it's technology. Somebody could make millions of dollars making a lighthouse dildo. Newkink unlocked. Okay, numbers. Three. Sixty-nine. Memes you ever got it? Forty. Oh okay. A fuck you. You're such a sicko memes would you watch honestly like okay?

You would have to fill it let's let's say that you were not involved you would be the guy filming memes Let's say you were not involved in the production of it whatsoever. You were not involved in the posting of it You would watch would you I know you would know that yes you would yes you would be honest. Yes you would guys knew it is Gross. Oh, yeah, you're something to look at We're all gross. It's true max. Would you watch maybe not Jake? 100% yeah, yeah That's right. Yeah, oh any sex tape of like anyone you want to see what it is. Yeah Anyone he said anyone anyone except for Taylor Swift if you hear that someone has a

anyone. Anyone except for Taylor Swift. If you hear that someone has a sex tape, the first thing to your mind is, oh, I'm curious what that sex is. Watch. You want to know what we're working with? If it gets like leaked, yeah. Of course.

Well, we would leak it. All right, Max, you guys a number? 20? Okay. 50, 50. Okay, we'll see everyone on Monday will be in New York surviving bar stool. Love you guys. You More!