Pardon My Take - Cousin Sal, Ozzie Guillen, Lebron Vs Courtside Karen, And Billy's Fight Song

Episode Date: February 3, 2021

We're wavering on who to bet on for the Super Bowl after hearing about Tom Brady locking himself in his house (3:33 - 16:54). Lebron vs Courtside Karen and hot seat cool throne with the return of EA Sports College Football (16:54 - 37:07). Cousin Sal joins the show to talk about his career, new book, worst gambling beats, Jimmy Kimmell and more (37:07 - 72:17). Ozzie Guillen joins the show to talk about how Billy can beat Jose Canseco, baseball, managing and more (72:17 - 111:27). We finish with guys on chicks and a fight song for Billy FootballYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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No hold on let me first say this. Past cast told me. I know I know I know I know I want you to talk me out of it let me first say this. The quote the tweet that I saw Tom Brady has had the house to himself with his family out of town it'll be 12 days of preparation alone he said he's never had the much time to prepare his mind and body before the more film I watch the more I understand that got in my head and I was like wait what he has how much time he's never had this much time uh oh I'm starting to like the bucks.

I don't like that takes him out of his rhythm Aaron Rodgers hasn't had his family in his house for years and look where that got him last week so I don't need $500,000 I hate him but he don't have $500,000 I like the bucks but I love the chiefs so this is you from the past. Yes no I know. Here's the past guy. Here's the past guy. I know.

Here it is. Hey Dan I'm sure the diet's going really well I know we agree that we need to start up that. That you're looking really nice and slim uh full beard is looking great you haven't shaved that to a mustache and I think that uh you should bet on the chiefs because don't be a fucking idiot we bet on them remember with the bills and then you said that if you bet on the chiefs again you have to bet on the chiefs if you don't bet on them you're going to get smoked you're going to feel like an idiot.

But what about Eric Fisher? Andy Reed, Andy Reed is he going to get a double cheeseburger if he wins he said he's got double cheeseburger. I know I saw that. That's a big carrot on the end of a stick. I do love I do love the uh the attack of the olds for this Super Bowl that the the big storyline is like hey you want the young shiny head coach well guess what Bruce Arians and Andy Reed they can still get it done.

Yep. Yeah might also be because they have really good players on both of their teams but they're both good coaches. I want to see Bruce Arians give a speech after winning the Lombardi I think that would be great. He'd have a cocktail in his hand in before he got to the stage. He would do an ice lose down the Lombardi trophy he'd put it in the freezer for like five minutes after the game was over bring it back out with a bottle of some probably

something cheap like like a Sky Vodka and by the way can I just go off the rails real quick about Sky Vodka and how much I hate Sky Vodka. It's always marketed as being like a fancy fucking vodka it's in the cool blue bottle when you try to drink it it tastes like piss anyways that's probably what he knew and Sam Vodka is the only vodka we drink absolutely. We are going to do all of our props on Friday's show and we will hopefully get some new props I already know we have one new prop in the Barstool Sportsbook it's going to be the Scoregami but I wonder if we get a prop for the Gatorade bath like plus a million Bruce Arians gets

dunked in it yeah in like a I don't know gin and tonic. Yeah or at least have like a couple of lime wedges giant lime wedges on the side of the Gatorade bath. I could see it I could see it Bruce Arians be like listen boys if we win this game I want just just dunk me just I'll do a keg stand I'll do a handstand into an enormous jack and coke. It will be like landfill from beer fest except they're going to put them into the Gatorade cooler but it's just going to be filled with like a kamikaze yes and he's just going to

suck his way out of there but I think don't overthink this. I know but I'm he's the only thing that concerns me is time there's so much time. Covid concerns me because they've got like is it to Marcus Robinson and one other guy Kilgore the center but that was that wasn't Covid that was close contact which usually the guys are able to to still play credit to the NFL for still pretending that they're doing Covid test that's that is more than I expected I'd expected them to go straight to oh yeah everyone's positive or everyone's negative everyone's negative everyone's negative without testing anyone but apparently they're still testing.

What do you think would happen if Mahomes and Tom Brady both came out of Covid this week. Nothing absolutely nothing they play the game or they delay they know they would play the game and we wouldn't find out like they could both have it right now we wouldn't get a single word about it and Tom Brady's in a high risk group too. Yeah he's it's it's it's such a weird Super Bowl week because it's I saw a picture of like radio row there's no one there there's some there's a few people who are down there but even Tampa was like 50 degrees everyone was complaining about it but you didn't get

the full complaints so didn't feel because imagine if if it was a regular year you get 40 degrees on a on a Super Bowl Monday people are pissed at Adam Schefter would be complaining on Twitter about how there's a snowstorm in Dallas. Pete Prisco would be wearing like seven scarfs at a time you couldn't even see the top of his head. We can't even get complaints about the weather this is such bullshit. Yeah at the very least could we at least get some like Sochi Russia style complaining where they're in Tampa all by themselves in a hotel like I want to see wolves walking

yeah I want to see people complaining about the faucets not working correctly in the bathrooms we're not getting the full vibe we did get a little bit of the vibe from I think the guy from the LA Times Sam Farmer he tweeted out yesterday last time the Super Bowl was in Tampa we got the boss this time it's in Tampa and we get the weekend he's complaining about it and it's like yes it's it's strange how some things at some times are different from how they are. But we had the boss we did have the weekend was like what 15 years old last time that was in Tampa.

Yeah. Damn. What do you say Hank are you're going to bet the box I'm a thousand percent betting the box out in my mind I'm betting the chiefs I want on the record I'm betting chiefs but I'm telling I'm being honest with our audience and telling them that throughout the week my brain is going to bounce back and forth and right now I'm in a real bucks mood I'm going to end up at the chiefs but right now I'm in a real bucks mood I'm a hundred percent betting the chiefs I'm probably going to put a nuclear missile on it I mean box box

box box box. Even Hank doesn't know who he's betting the box. The only thing that I've been wrestling with in my mind because we're we're traveling we're going to be in Philly forward I'm starting to pack and I was wondering I have a lucky vest that I only wore for the playoffs the Patriots playoffs and the three Super Bowls I wore the same vest every time three championships and I'm wondering no does that can I it's my lucky championship it's a Patriots vest it is but you who did you bet on in the NFC championship game the box I thought you'd bet on the pack absolutely not interesting okay what did

you wear during the losses also the vest I've worn the vest too but it's worn more than it's lost but that's what I'm saying like it's it's like it's like it's like when I need a Tom Brady win I throw this vest on but here's the problem should I bring it like there's a problem I think it is yeah but if you have if the vest wins if the vest gets Tom Brady another Super Bowl I think you've now erased all powers for the vest for the Patriots it's now a Tom Brady vest not a Patriots I might be okay with that frame it just put it on the wall and be like all right we got four championships out of this bad boy if you're gonna unload on the box I guess you probably have to throw everything at that's

what I'm saying it's like I mean I have to wear something and like this vest it literally sits in my closet I don't bring it out except for like when I need it here's what you need it you bring the vest you obviously bring the vest but you don't put it on at the start of the game if the buck starts to win you leave the vest off yeah if you need to change up the vest mojo then boom you've got the vest of destiny right don't waste the vest it because maybe the Bucks will win on their own right you don't need it what Billy's about to bite his fist we need those fists for Friday night I just wanted to talk to the Mike this Hank this Hank think that it was Belichick or Brady oh is that applied to

the that's a discussion that hasn't happened before both it's the whole team what what do you what you really what do you land on it well where's Hank Landon who won the breakup Billy Tom Brady of course why he hasn't won anything did you guys see the report to the Gronk the most Gronk thing that this is what sucks about not having super roles we get the stupid stories and we're not there for it and it feels like some of the stupid stories aren't coming out because there's just not enough like media around digging for all right it's Wednesday what the fuck am I gonna write about now oh I'm gonna go visit Hulk Hogan's house where he got illegally taped by Bubba the love sponge and like do a report from there

but Gronk had there was a report that Gronk in the off season the Bucks wanted to make sure that he was staying in shape and they would make him send videos of him sprinting and he would just change his shirt so he did all his workouts in one day yeah and then just kept on sending them on different days I mean that is the genius Rob Gronk asked Bucks don't have metadata if no we found out if I were a coach on the Bucks and Tom Brady or in Gronk sent me one of those first clue that it's fake is like there's no chance that Gronk is wearing a shirt at all right to work out some things amiss now if he had gone shirtless and changed the shorts that would have fooled me yeah but like if I'm if I'm watching Rob

Gronkowski work out on a high school football field in the summertime and he's wearing a shirt something's bogus yeah he also definitely sent them a video like when it was raining all day and it was sunny yeah he didn't go that far what do you think if they announced the uniform colors yes the Bucks are wearing red right no yes I think the Bucks are wearing I don't like that triple check I don't like that if what did the chiefs wear last year white sheets or red they were red so they're wearing red chiefs are wearing the same color they wore last I think that's correct yes yeah I remember it was just the same as last year yeah Bucks white okay that's good for Tom is it yeah why they always win the Super Bowl

when the Patriots are wearing white yeah did you see the stat that Tom Brady is six and one against animals and oh and two against or yeah oh and two against non-animals in the Super Bowl chiefs aren't an animal no giants they're machine to what blah blah yeah I know it's six and one one loss one loss every once I once I read the quote you read earlier I I'm I know I was already I was already at peace with my pick but that just made me think it's going to be a blowout that quote and and Tom Brady is not like us like if I had 12 days to prepare I'd be preparing on day 11 and a half I would be like oh sick I got 12 days I'm gonna sit in bed and scroll on Twitter for 11 of these 12 days and then I'm gonna start focusing on the big game Tom Brady is actually

probably like he that scared me that means that he's gonna uncover something that he never saw and it's gonna come out in like the fourth quarter and then Peter King's gonna fucking masturbate onto a piece of paper being like Tom Brady found this in our you know 746 of sitting in his Tampa Derek Jeter's house by himself yeah Super Bowl you can see that yeah and Peter King except he just intro with Tom Brady called me on my phone 15 minutes after the game was over and told me this yeah he has to toss that in that same phone that was funded by illegally stolen hamburgers Peter that's very true Pete uh yeah I'm still not I'm still not going off the chiefs but it is yes no I'm not you're right it's scary it's scary to think about and the white uniform

stat that actually scares me a little bit more I my brain has flopped twice in the last 30 seconds because I can't picture the chiefs winning Super Bowl not wearing the red uniform so if the bucks were going to be wearing red I was going to be more inclined to bet on them but now that I hear the Tom Brady stat about him always wearing white winning Super Bowls that makes me want to flop again I'm staying with the chiefs I'm staying with the chiefs I am too I just I'm I'm being honest with everyone I even said this last week when I said I'm gonna bet the chiefs and I was like listen I'm gonna go back and forth uh good thing is I'm gonna take the over no matter what even though it looks like there might be rain but who cares that's fine who cares no one cares yeah I think it's

supposed to clear out beforehand so um I love looking at forecasts seven days in advance being like I totally know what's going to be happening on Sunday yeah I'm actually looking forward to the storyline and I'm surprised nobody's talked about this yet the Tyran Matthew Bruce Aryan's connection about how Bruce took the chance to draft Tyran because back when Bruce was in school he got kicked out for partying a little bit too hard and then he's like this guy this honey badger reminds me a lot of me back in the day I did see the storyline of Bruce Aryan's the greatest Russian quarterback to ever come out of Virginia Tech over Michael Vick but I need more of that content of honey badger I feel like the honey badger's been a little bit overlooked this season yeah and he's

like my favorite I think he's my favorite defensive player in the NFL yeah he's yeah I mean he the chiefs defense overall has been overlooked I mean the I know that the box defense is statistically better but the chiefs do have that vibe of like when they need it they still have to like Chris Jones you put up Chris Jones against pretty much any other defensive player in this game which is crazy to say but it's like yeah they might have the best defensive player in the game yeah obviously it's up to debate but Chris Jones is that fucking good so we'll do the whole preview uh prop bets everything on Friday Friday we will have a Hall of Famer on the show and also Jose Canseco so uh that will be a great show it's gonna be a great show we're gonna be in West

Virginia Billy's ready uh the other story we've got to talk about real quick LeBron James first courtside Karen so uh LeBron James now Billy I tasked you with this I know you're busy but apparently LeBron James uh how it went was he called this guy who was sitting courtside who was talking shit old steroid ass and then uh the the guy's wife started screaming at LeBron and got kicked out and then afterwards was like I'm defending my man um I can just tell you I I did a deep dive on her Instagram just so that I would be prepared for this show yeah uh I don't really like her why I think she might she might have a little bit of I don't really like him either his Carlo daddy was his Instagram yeah so I don't think I like them I'm a little terrified of her

yeah I don't think I like me and I'd also like to throw a flag on courtside Karen well we can embrace debate on this I I think she's more of a Becky than a Karen I think courtside Karen if she if you tack like a extra 20 years on her and like give her bangs well then she's a Karen right now this is textbook Becky the difference is courtside Becky yells LeBron courtside Karen tells the security that LeBron was calling her husband the steroid ass yes so that's the big difference I think so yeah I I agree with you there um yeah I just I don't know I I I don't know if I'm down with like their whole vibe they seem uh interesting uh so you know she's 25 he's whatever this isn't his first time going viral oh really yeah there was a picture of Carlo daddy

please get it right with a different woman who was his girlfriend at the time it was uh the Hawks cleavage post it was just with a cleavage out okay nothing better than seeing boobs yeah on like courtside or front row you're like whoa I didn't expect boobs there wait I'm mixing sports with boobs this is like I usually go to website around usually go to huge is for my porn but boom I'm just tuning in the game that is boobs yeah fuck yeah that was a different era of the internet too when somebody could actually go viral just because there were big boobs yeah courtside I mean the headline is just massive cleavage on the sideline at the Atlanta Hawks that's all you need and I want to let he die those are those are boobs I'm looking at it right now I'm looking at the picture

confirmed for everyone who's wondering boobs uh so Billy sent this to me uh because when the story was breaking Billy was like oh I'm checking out this guy's LinkedIn right now it's sweet and I looked up Carlo daddy's uh LinkedIn here it just lists all the different country clubs that he's a member of yeah I think he's one of those guys that you don't want to fuck with because he's richer than rich could be but no one really knows why or how uh there's there are those guys floating out there and they all kind of look alike the spray tan the alleged steroids that's by LeBron not me I didn't allegedly did steroids uh the wife that's like 40 years younger they all kind of have that vibe what are you gonna say he wouldn't need to do steroids if it wasn't for

the women he dates oh he's so much younger yeah he's just trying to keep up with them he also has I think he went private on Instagram but I looked at his I looked at Carlo daddy this morning and he had uh he actually Rob Gronkowski to picture with his own son where he was it was like a picture of him reading with his son and then like a week later it was a picture of him reading with his son because we're in the same shirt so I think it was just one session either his son completely lacks a drip or it was just taking the same session but he had a bunch of fish that he caught uh shirtless so credit to Carlo daddy for that this was the biggest mind fuck for me when I looked at the couple I was like that's gotta be a typo this game was absolutely played in Miami this is a

Florida couple yes well no they are they are if you if you see her Instagram profile I think it says Atlanta slash Miami Atlanta airplane Miami airplane yeah what steroids uh TRT and a little bit of HGH but I don't think it's the good stuff oh because he's like he's loaded but he's I don't think he's like Jeff Bezos loaded where he can get the real good stuff so how how did you come to the conclusion with TRT his biceps what was it well he his company his Republic National Distribution Company has relations with a anti-Asian clinic guy yeah like xenophobic that's anti-aging Asian clinic I can't and do they have against Asians aging oh okay agists all right we disavow anyone who's anti-Asian of course and anti-agists no we disavow anti-aging too

we are pro-agists no I'm actually I'm trying to know anti-aging clinic yeah just inside my own brain looking down at my body uh how many people out there think that I'm actually 27 I think a lot of people you're 21 20 sorry I turned 20 two times I think we've actually spoken that into existence right there I got a lot of people being like man you look like shit for 28 which yeah I do sorry that's I'm I live a tough life well it's better than whatever I get when everyone's like dude you're only 36 what fucking hurt my feelings thanks a lot guys uh all right so TRT and HGH I think these are this is a ledge by LeBron by the way not by us LeBron called them an old steroid ass I think they're a young version of gun couple takes no one yeah I was

gonna say do you think LeBron was projecting a little me thinks the lady doth protest too much I don't know interesting I don't know whoever smelt it dealt it what do you think that guy thought when Jeremy Lin played on the Hawks knowing his anti-Asian stance probably boycotted games did Jeremy Lin play for the Hawks yeah I think so yeah he played everywhere I guess he played everywhere he was definitely on the Hawks for a year uh all right let's do hot seat cool throne uh we're brought to you by our friends at what in when it was 2018 2018 there we go uh hot seat cool throne brought to you by Kors seltzer the big game is right around the corner and everyone's pumped not only for football but the commercials Kors wanted to create the most refreshing

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chart i did some i did some you know the line you can just look at the line it's like it doesn't seem like it's gonna go back up but who knows who knows i know what who knows do what you want we're not we need to hack elon elon needs to do a tweet although he said he was off twitter for a while right and maybe because it's fucking you know dave dave bought out like it's well that was my other option uh challenger well that was i was thinking about putting on the cold throne i won't i'm not gonna do that though good news good news are you still holding on doge because doge is still up 600 from when i bought it that's no 8 000 like it used to be i got a lot of bitcoin a little bit of doge and way too much amc it's just you know i think do what you want people

thought it was a revolution and i think it was realizing it was a revolution of more of a fad the revolution's not over until you say i'm like i'm like the 70 year old hippie that won't stop doing drugs it turns out that uh starting revolution is very hard yeah very hard it's funny you gotta get you gotta have everyone fall in line starting one's easy yeah finishing yeah yeah getting one to a completion what you're gonna say you know what to do once you're inside the capital you know fuck uh go back up amc right do it someone said you bought a glorified snack bar that hurt my feelings my cool throne is is canada oh yeah i just canada great great place great country great everything would you bad that buying one no i just you know i love you later i just love i'm just i was just

you know thinking about how great canada was and how much i love and appreciate our canadian stoolies what is the latest what's up i just nothing's what's the play play bar stool has a canada a little there actually now that you bring it up okay a lot of people when asking when can you play play bar stool canada starting today you can i got a question for you there hanky i'd like to put some wagers on the stool streams is that even possible for me up here in manitoba well you can now uh gordo and you can bet on billy football in the rough and rowdy contest on friday i say no way hosay no way sir no way not bad it's free it is free it's free you can win real money zero dollars you can win 25 000 25 000 loonies that's a lot of syrup that's crazy all

right pft what's your hot seat cool well my hot seat was going to be hands because people are their hands are getting tiny hands paper tiny hands alex smith hands it really sucks for the guy who sold and also does have like extremely small hands yeah yeah that's gotta really suck uh-huh you probably have to be thinking like it's my fault yes drulak sold his fucking amc stuff this morning yeah david car uh my cool throne my cool throne is statin island chuck because everyone's favorite groundhog predicted that we were going to have what just two more weeks of winter done so we're done we're done winter's over we're in the middle of the blizzard right now tropical storm or winter storm ursula or whatever the fuck this is that's what's called get out it's got a name they just

make up names to get ratings now that's how they get you fuck punk satani phil that guy sucks he does suck it's such a piece of shit isn't he surprised to anybody that that jeff lowe knew the name of the off-brand punk satani phil yeah satan island chuck satan island chuck is a real one i like him i thought i fucks with chuck uh i fuck with chuck and i want to punt punk satani phil to the moon yeah right with my doge called bill deblazio go down to punk satani you take care of that well that was the thing is only thing was you dropped chuck that's a few few years ago that's what i'm saying yeah he killed him yeah he died after that's why so that's why the shithead yeah there's a new chuck that's why i'm saying that's why we need deblazio down there winter storm or

lana or lana yeah ursula or lana whatever what's the difference between a woodchuck and a ground hut by the way nothing nothing there you go billy you feel real what about it's like saying it's like a cougar and a puma a cougar is okay a cougar and a cougar is a puma a cougar a puma and a mountain lion are all the same thing okay and uh and a dog how are they different than a beaver the beaver and the and the which beavers are huge what's the difference between a dog and a cat beavers i stumped them no it's a stupid question beavers if you saw a beaver in real life they're like way they're not like rodent size they're like actually huge no one thought they were big no one thought they were that beaver was a size big no dude like people think oh beavers

probably this big beavers are not that i thought a beaver's like about as long as you're thinking how big is a beaver bigger than a dog like around the dog how many pounds depends how old she is 30 40 yeah that's that's what we all thought beavers don't wait no i didn't think a beaver was four American beaver range is 24 to 71 pounds 71 pound beaver bro that's what i i never thought a beaver was like a rat yeah but you thought it was like maybe like bigger than a squirrel this thing's huge no i i thought a beaver was like yeah like a small dog 71 pounds that was pretty big yeah that's that's about where i thought a beaver landed okay i guess you're looking at different beavers than i am yeah listen beavers bigger than you

think oh nice billy no no i wasn't you like your beavers bigger i saw a shirt the other day that was uh what was it uh or did you see that bigger bigger the fupa tastier the chalupa i like that shout out chris christie all right my hot seat well my hot seat was going to be punks tani phil fucked that bitch my cool drone is ea sports and the return of ncda video game the best day i haven't seen the internet universally love something more than this game returning it is so fucking great it is going to take like two or three years which who cares that's the most college football thing to do like schedule this three years in advance who cares it will get here soon enough like you you just set it and forget it you know what i mean

like this is this was a monumental day this was a great day it felt great and then you'll just forget that it happened and then in like two years like hey guess what next month we get the video yeah i'm very excited about it um it's so much better than madden that instincts now i played the new madden gonna bring if ea was smart they put dugs in the game put some codes in there and thanks to darin revelle for that nice backhand accomplishment which i'm not taking any credit because it was it's the likeness rule but he tweeted i hate to say it but i'm like why did you hate what he said he was he was drinking pissy cheerios today yeah i hate to say it but big cat was like monumental and bringing this game back it's like why'd you have to say you hate to say it yeah he's fucking

he's still bitter that uh what's her name left him leslie he still hasn't tracked her down three year old leslie but wait wait is this going to be the same game because i saw some rumors out there that well the first thing that stuck out to me after being excited about it was it's not called ncda football they called it college football works so are they are they still going to have like university of notar dame yes yes yes are you sure yes that's yes they're going to have the official yes or is it going to be like no no that's no it's all the way back it's all the way back in that respect i hope it's not like madden though because madden they've made it's too hard to like move everyone and the game kind of sucked i they should just update whatever the 2014 version

just make it a little bit nicer but i'm worried that since they're changing the name it's not going to be the same no i think the whole reason why this coming back is the likeness deal okay is because they actually can can do this for real now so i'm excited i'm very excited great news it really was i i don't remember anything being uh like applauded unanimously on twitter we got to find the one guy who's like fuck that game probably some probably some dude who's yelling about game stop right now is like all these millennials are going to just waste their life away playing video games and trading stocks wait so should the stock have gone up for game stop knowing that the most popular video game ever was going to be coming out unfortunately no those old bastards

at the hedge funds don't know entertainment billy my hot seat is how they can take it i'm gonna skull fucking with my fists yeah but also hot seat amazon jeff bezos just stepped down ceo which is kind of weird as fuck what that's just anyway something's coming yeah it's coming my cool throne is pranks and boobs a bunch of pranksters went to the hollywood sign and replaced it with holly boob it's just funny i love that that's awesome wait say it again hollywood the hollywood oh holly boob yeah they put boob that's w that's really funny it was the chick the julia rose flash at the at the world series chick ah those guys just found her lane yeah why is why is bezos stepping down i don't know were people some are there like business people like yeah if you

didn't see this coming you don't you're not falling business well guess what i'm not he's gonna focus full time on developing more dogs more robot dogs that are gonna kill us all he's gonna take over the world oh you know that would actually be a boss move like i'd respect that yeah if jeff bezos like i'm stepping down from amazon to take over the world see you bitches in the third fiscal quarter and just cool throne quinn news he posted a video dunking which is sick at 300 pounds okay nice nice uh billy specs mass all right uh did you have anything jake yeah uh hot seat france the olympic basketball schedule came out in us plays france first so they're gonna beat the crap can we please put vince carter on that team just for that one game just so he can teabag

another seven he's definitely shaping off and then uh cool throne vince young he's returning to texas he has yeah i saw that forget the exact role but not a coach dude dude around yeah that's he's basically had that role at texas for like three of the last five years and they brought him back no they just they always come up with a new title form he's like uh like uh quarterback special assistant in athletic department yeah quarterback in emeritus yeah that works emeritus that's like the best thing to that's the best job to have if you're a legend at a yeah you're always welcome right exactly uh bag man why would you say that about vince we're current guest very rude uh all right let's get to our interviews let's do cousin sal first and then we'll have ozzy gian right after

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okay we now welcome on a very special guest it is cousin sal he has a book out the book is you can't lose them all tales of a degenerate gambler and his ridiculous friends cousin sal it's great to have you on i want to thank you first and foremost for not sending us your book so we don't have to pretend that we actually read it right it's just easier this way right yeah you're the first person i think we've ever had on who's pitching a book that didn't even attempt like you didn't even ask like hey what's your address let me send a couple no no no no we're just gonna pretend you know that we're gonna read it someday but everyone else you know you got me back by sending me the the zoom link through this uh interview uh 45 seconds before

we started so i guess it's tit for tat keep you on your toes you're the king of pranks why don't you just uh once you describe the cover for us because that's all we were going to read anyways yeah the cover is me um giving away my baby losing a blackjack hand but everyone is confused they think uh the baby is being handed to me by the dealer and they don't not looking at the cards so already i can't get off on the right foot with the cover but yeah that that's it that's all you need other pictures that would almost be worse if if you lost a blackjack hand and your punishment was here you have to raise this child yeah yeah that's true that's a good point yeah we need to look into that are other pictures in this book yeah i was thinking i was like i have so many damn

pictures don't people wouldn't rather people rather see pictures than read reading is terrible right it just sucks and i don't i don't recommend anyone begin with my book but yeah i had like four pages of pictures and there's like six on each page and i'm like why don't we do 20 pages of pictures they're like oh no that's that's not cost efficient at all so yeah sorry you just get to see my my big fat grandmother uh playing um uh playing the the slot machine so well i also see that you have the forward by jimmy kimmel so credit to you for going outside your circle for that one huge you know my agent met him in uh aspen and they hit it off and it's uh i was like hey can you call in a favor yeah no it was one of those things where uh jimmy would have been very upset if i didn't

ask him but yes uh he did he did a good job uh slamming me left and right and forward he had you on his show for the first time right it's been like 18 years and he finally invited you on what's up with that i've been doing pranks for him forever and even on radio before them but that it was in fact the first time i sat down and uh got interviewed by him for for like six minutes we ended up cutting out like two and a half minutes worth of uh inside stuff that made him cringe but um i think what was left was decent so uh speaking of the pranks do you walk around the offices of jimmy kimmel live and everyone just flinches yeah it's uh it's pretty crazy but yeah over the years i've had my certain you know now with every everyone's very touchy so i had

about six or seven marks that i can continually go back to in fact i once did a no prank prank in which the cameras just followed me around i remember and people were floating out because as soon as they saw them and like i have a piece of pizza just to give to my friend brad who like kicked it out of my hand he got nuts i imagine it's like that at your office too just a lot of shenanigans yeah i heard that you're um you're the sober guy so you don't drink you don't smoke but you hang around people who do and then at the end of the night they're easy marks for you that's that's kind of bullshit that's kind of batting practice oh is it really yeah well i i don't i i'm not uh you know it's not totally selfless like i i have too many ices i eat like a slob

and i gamble and what if i drink to like i don't know i want to i want to stay alive another six or seven years at least so it's uh it's mostly because and i'm not fun when i when i drink either but um yeah i like to have my my wits about i'm told that at one point you uh you threw a piece of ham across the room and hit dave damasheck in the face just like sniped him absolutely drilled him with it um i did did you intentionally choose ham or did you think about going for like a harder meat like a salami you know that's why i did have an assortment of cold cuts and people were sleeping on a plane and uh i thought that was you talk about rude and uh you know they i think you gotta be up you gotta be awake and aware and yeah i went down the roads and threw assorted salamis at people

and dave got the ham lucky friend uh usually when we have guests on i'll look up old tweets and mean things that i said about them but okay i gotta give you credit because i went to try to find it and all i had was from 2014 i wrote how the hell did cousin sal end up on sport center that guy has a dream life of just being a guy oh that's nice that's terrible yeah right like and i actually you just said it i mean i think that we're uh we might be cousins because the way you describe it is like i you know i don't really drink myself my vices are eating like a slob and gambling as well uh well do you bet on all sports because i know you talk nfl all the time but are you are you actually gambling on college basketball every night because that is the the best slash

worse sport to gamble on it's terrible and i i i you guys nervous about like the next six weeks like we're we're in the dog days right like after before the ncda tournament to the super bowl i mean i hate that i i hate that we i have to do podcasts on this for hours and fill time and pretend that i care about if lebron's gonna win an mvp or not but um yeah i bet everything hot dog eating contest we're with legitimate books now that don't recognize um award shows betting and hot dog eating contest but yeah i'm all over the place with that stuff i cat when i was in the hot dog eating competition i cashed the over for everyone for 11 and a half you did right yeah and then in the nathans i uh i love this time i disagree with you so that actually really i'm gonna maybe i'm

gonna maybe pull your gambling card there i think february when you're betting like providence versus marquette and 19 year olds are trying to make big decisions with 30 seconds left and teams foul and then they stop fouling and then you get there's no rhyme or reason i love that stuff that's my favorite all right i you know what it is i think i'm just so depressed at football's over it takes me a couple weeks to rejuvenate and uh and it doesn't really start until march when you that which uh which hot dog eating contest with how many years ago was it i was in nathans in 2015 1616 pita attacked me with fake blood covered me in fake blood that's right i remember that yeah i think i wrote a terrible tweet about you then let me let me look it up let me see if there's a no i didn't

i bet that i bet that hot dog eating contest and i bet that exact one i bet joey cheston who obviously won right i bet that the winner would have under 72 and a half hot dog consumed um espn is showing 64 after 10 minutes i'm celebrating finally you know i bet something you have to bet baseball in the summer it sucks uh i went and then that carnival barker idiot interviews him afterwards and he's like oh 64 hot dogs it was enough not your best and he's like actually they forgot a plate i ate 74 they're like 74 a new record i'm like whoa whoa whoa wait a minute they're not gonna check this really that's it he wanted you could just say whatever you want see like uh yeah you should have i think you started following me a couple years ago you

might not have been following me back then but i was so i was backstage with joey chestnut and i was like what's the deal today like how are we feeling and he said that the humidity was perfect and they were fast buns he said that exact quote fast buns which i i didn't know that was a real thing but apparently it is so he kind of called a shot backstage he's like yeah today's the day like it's not too hot not too cold fast buns i already see him so yeah you got i mean you should have just you should have done your research really that's your uh damn it's so funny because i do research on stuff like that for like the anthem the length of the anthem and the super bowl is going to be over or under and i've actually had tips before from publicists who represent certain singers

and they're like oh it's going way over the rehearsal yeah six people in this rehearsal she went for it and it was it ended up being bum advice so i don't even know what to do anymore that was bolstered a couple years ago when the the singer sang the word brave twice and then they stopped it after the first time she ended the word brave that that's the type of thing like how do you appeal that it's the most controversial of all the super bowl pups because not only what you just said where the start and stop with brave but also you're depending on the network and the director because oftentimes they'll cut to the fighter jets overhead while the performer's saying brave and you're like all right was that four seconds was that 11 seconds i have no idea so it's a good one

stay away well not not to out degenerate you here uh cousin sal but like you i mean this is pretty much my book i should have written this book but i actually they before barstool sports book i sing the rough and rowdy we have a fight league i sing the national anthem and they put out a line for it and i made sure i held all the notes as long as possible so everyone could cash the over and then they stopped doing that forever they're like we can never do this again yeah that's it that's good thinking well at least uh this february there's going to be fcs football so we're going people forgot about that they delayed their season until until the end of uh the fbs and so we're going to get like james madison we're going to get like the uh all the new england

schools in the small one so we're going to be able to at least have football on saturday afternoons to gamble on it might not be what you'd want to be betting on but it should tide you over yeah yeah you're right i'll take that i do feel with uh this is different because it's college you're right but i do feel with like the the uh fringe leagues that they try to start up in the spring i get uh i get excited and then like one two weeks in i'm like who the hell am i even rooting for there's not even a he hate me uh to latch on to yes yeah all right i'll try to get february going so what's your what's your worst beat of all time you know there there was one i had a oklahoma state money line ridiculous money line they were minus 17 so it was uh on a parlay it was

like minus 3000 but i needed them to cash over central michigan and it doesn't get worse than this tell me mason rudolf has the ball up four with four seconds left in the fourth quarter how do you lose that you he threw he threw a pass that was deemed grounding somehow central michigan got the ball back and came down on a crazy you know 75 lateral play and i lost and i don't know up but can you beat up four with the ball of fourth quarter and four seconds left but that's maxion when you get max schools involved like not that actually isn't even a bad beat because max schools will always have that random thing happen to them yeah that's true those tuesday wednesday night games like you when you watch them you it's the unexpected that's a i almost expect

that to happen you're right they should take those games off the board it's almost unfair uh all right so that one any other big ones i mean you know i i look the hot dog eating contest i mentioned there are dumb ones i bet la la land i mean the worst beats are the ones where you're told you won and you lost right i bet la la land i had on a four-legged parley with the best actress supporting actor director i just needed la la land jimmy kimmel my cousin was hosting the oscars on backstage and all of a sudden uh you know three producers with ponytails men running around scared they're like oh whoa whoa there's a problem here so while kimmel and the writers are uh celebrating a job well done i'm like putting up my fist through a wall

because i got oh my la la land went taken away when they gave it to um moon life so that's a bad one i had the passive interference one i had a lot on that saint's rams game when they make a rule for they whenever they change a rule because you got screwed uh i think that's a bad beat on the on the passive interference then it became renewable and it wasn't what are some of your guys it's tough well real quick was was the oscars was that just a jimmy kimmel prank was this like an elaborate ruse where he was just fucking with you i looked around believe me i looked around for the lipstick cameras and there didn't seem to be any and um yeah to this day i still wonder my my worst was the utah vs duke game in 2015 in the ncwa tournament and they uh

they brought them back out to shoot free throws so it's kind of like what you're saying when it's over i had utah plus i don't know six five or six if i go look it up it's funny i'll look it up just to remind myself sometimes and then all the stories that were written are just my tweets embedded just bitching about the refs and being like this is a travesty i can't believe this happened that's when you know you got a bad beat when it's just you just relive yourself through the whole thing yeah well and also think about now so now you can live bet um events and games right so what would the live bet line be on utah after you basically won like right you basically wouldn't have right you wouldn't be able to live bet the other side so um to me those are the one where

it's zero percent chance the other way where uh you could start and then screaming that reminds me of a game that we play on this show every week we call it what's the spread so do you want to play some what's the spread with us we'll do some super little props we'll do some props okay so you tell us we're gonna no cheating and he's pft he's gonna say it and then you're gonna say what's the spread okay all right a safety to be wait wait hold on hold on i don't think you understand the rules do you get the rules i don't know if i get the rules i've been doing this um exact bit for 13 years but let's all right what's the spread what are you talking about you've been doing what's the spread what's the spread is a very much catchier title than guess the lines but yeah what's the

spread guess guess the line what are you talking about why would you ever call it guess the line what's the spread talk about academy awards right now all right what are some of the props you like it's early for this i feel have you guys figured out how you've done in tom brady super bowls because i think i'm like i think i'm two and seven well i had uh the over in the rams patriot super bowl that was one of my finest moments and i and i still you know what i still i remember watching while watching that game i was like if they just get one touchdown either side this thing will break open and then it what ended like 13 to 3 or something yeah that was bad i definitely had uh i had the broncos against the seahawks in the super bowl that that was a tough one but at least it was

over quick yeah at least it was over fast yeah i don't know i can't what can't betting on him or against him i have trouble with brady like i said i think two out of nine i definitely had Atlanta and it was worse but that been losing just 28 three i had three and a half i bought the hook so even if the patriots pull off the impossible and go to overtime i could still win if they kick a field goal but now right down the field and uh and uh running play this door well there's always a thing too i guess it's different this year because brady's on the box but there was a thing at the end with the with the patriots where it was a double loss because if you went against the patriots uh and you lost you would feel extra dumb because everyone would just reply and be like

dude how'd you go against brady and bellachek like that's what i bet on them against the titans when they you know his last game is a patriot because i was thinking to myself sometimes you'll bet things where you'll say i just don't want to look stupid and then sometimes yeah like sunday night we both loved the bills and boy did we look stupid like everyone just crashing us on twitter that's a look stupid when you bet against patrick mahomes only giving three points you look back and you're like what the fuck was i thinking right but which is the look stupid side right to bet against the better team which is obviously the chiefs or betting against brady like oh that's stupid why did you bet against brady in the super bowl so i don't know i just don't think he'll

embarrass himself if i can get three and a half and they're down nine in the fourth like we got a shot at a backdoor cover or something right yeah well just give me a lock on um on the coin toss you bet the coin toss you have to bet the coin toss you know forget about the whatever your company you're affiliated they now have heads it's called barstool sport it's not hard to figure that out no no no i'm saying in general people forget about what you uh where you go but uh you can bet heads or tails or you could bet will the coin toss be picked correctly yeah and so now i'm trying to figure out every variation of that parlay and uh so i'll you know i lose thousands before the kickoff there we go i go heads and i like that i like like parlaying the coin toss

that's next level stuff right there so you can go really will the team pick it correctly what is the result going to be and will the team that wins the coin toss win the game you can do a three-legged parlaying get rich just on that yeah that's a third level i forgot about you also you also seem to me like um another similarity between us is that you you bet a lot of favorites like and i do you think that the people are wired like our producer hank he loves betting big money line dogs and just rubbing it in our face like he had uh pour a money line against mcgregor and he was the only one we're all at the sports book he's the only one who had it do you think that it's something you're just born with either you're like the big balls on the table money line you know plus

400 guy or you're a scaredy cat like me and you parlaying a million favorites hoping it hits no i parlay a million favorites and it's basically and i'm not gonna say i'm better than this at anyone else but um i've been bitten he asked a lot i feel like all through college i would bet underdogs and uh and they they wouldn't cover or they would lose or something and i'm like you know what these teams play to win games right so i'd rather have a good quarterback uh and a big money line parlay um oklahoma state aside but i'd rather parlay like four or five of them together over saturday or sunday and try their ball trying just to win they're not trying to win by six or seven so um i would do that otherwise you're rooting for some shithead quarterback on an inferior team

in the fourth quarter to score a touchdown to bring it within four or something do you ever get involved in the really stupid ones which i'm admittedly i like to do this sometimes you bet that there won't be a safety and i think that pays out like minus 1600 or something along those lines absolutely i mean i can't think of too many examples that's an excellent one the one thing about the safety is they don't adjust that they don't um it happened like twice in three years that's super bowl you talked about right uh the denver right off the bat the high snap and there was a safety there was another one oh and brady got called for uh intentional grounding that was the only call ever against him in the history of the sport uh against the giants that was a safety

and they didn't change it i don't know what the odds are was it like um that was for first score though so i think that was like 35 to 1 it has nothing to do with algorithm they keep it at 35 to 1 regardless if it has happens five times in a row or um never so uh yeah but to answer your question i'm all over that stuff i mean that stuff is is the fun is the fun things to like bet on just especially the super yeah and if it's happened so often recently it's not gonna happen again i know that's not at all how probability works but at least in my brain that's definitely how it is it's like the the safest time to fly is right after a plane crash fact that's right that's how i think i think even like even a smaller sample size oh the underdog covered in the nfc

championship game the chiefs are gonna dominate now right like it's stupid to think that way but i zigzag so many times before no they're all related it absolutely is true they're all related they they like the wild card round this year was was a perfect example i we have a friend who's a big Steelers fan and and i was before the bears game started i told them if the bears lose this game the Steelers are gonna lose because one of these favorites has to lose outright so i was like you this is gonna happen so you better be rooting for the bears to win otherwise you have zero percent chance i absolutely believe in that stuff it's ridiculous that it works out that way but it if you look back in history that that is exactly how it plays out what did you think about the

nicolodian game that's one that i i bet on the bears when i was watching it it's like insult to injury when you're getting slimed and losing a bet at the same time yeah i'm with you i was in the nicolodian thing for like 20 minutes and then i'm like i want to hear romo this is this is nice for kids and i get what they're doing you would want to hear like romo he named his son roman you like romo oh this this interview is about the end abruptly yeah i'm uh friendly with tony romo oh great can you tell him to just fucking chill out once in a while what's it why who did he root against no he didn't root against anyone he's he's great at explaining the game it's when he makes his sounds when he does the i don't know jim and he just gets super super like excited that's when we're like

hey just let it breathe a little tony hold on you are going after someone for being excitable showing emotion and then analyzing a game like this is really what you're doing too much lays it on a little thick it's called letting the game speak for itself let it breathe yeah let it breathe let the joe buck lets you know you know you can hear the crowd you can you can feel the ambiance he lets the moment speak for itself sometimes tony romo will interrupt the moment well joe buck is a play-by-play guy and he's the i don't know i feel like the ten million dollar paycheck leads me to think that he might be doing some right the things right i also you think goodell's doing a great job too because he makes 40 million i actually do yeah oh really doing yeah what about

mike mccarthy are you are you of the mindset like you're you're just lining up the next coach already or if shon payton we haven't had that rumor going in a while that shon payton is gonna move to dallas after this season new orleans like are you all in on mccarthy like jerry jones are you like get this guy out of here you know i uh i'm gonna cut him some slack because whenever the starting quarterback gets hurt although things didn't look promising um you know those first few games when he was there coaching wise but uh i'm such a uh jason garrett hater that i need a this guy could do crap for two years and i'd be fine i really would um but boy that you talked about there's a lot of coaches who've been trampled for not going for it on fourth and one mccarthy's the

only one who went for it this year and got got crap for it was fourth and twelve that thanksgiving play which i'm still sick and vomiting up cranberries from but uh yeah i the game may have passed him by but i'm willing to give him another year yeah and i mean i was out on him and then he started smashing watermelons and then all of a sudden the entire season seemed to turn around that was bullshit sal you know that like as a gambler i my two biggest bets i probably lost this year were when the cowboys decided to smash a watermelon before the game and then they came out and looked like fucking super bowl champs that shit's not fair from a gambler's perspective i don't like it at all either i don't know what to tell you don't don't bet the cow i have like 24 teams that i i can't

bet anymore and the cowboys are one of them um we had jeffrey ross on the show uh a few months ago i might have been a year ago does do you do you think that you went too far in the prank war no well i he's the roast master general and all of a sudden there's uh there's there's rules there's some kind of uh cattle a brochure we have to check for rules in terms of pranking and and jokes and roast no i think i think it was great he had the lowest combined score ever for a dancer why did he think why did he believe me when i told him he was safe um that that's that's what everyone should be focusing on yeah he was crushed like when we we brought it up to him you could tell he he was still kind of hurt it took a good six months did he tell you the whole story like how tom cruise

had to bring us together yeah that kimmel's house and watching football and we did it basically like a trial and we both played our case and he's like why don't you both just grow up already and his mother was involved in everything it was weird but yeah um and you back then like kimmel had the heads up as to who was going to be kicked off of dancing with the stars because he then had to interview them an hour later it was like a prerequisite for uh for abc so that's why ross was reaching out to me and that's why he believed them when i said he was safe um but like i said he was a terrible terrible dancer why why he thought he had a chance is beyond me what's the setup like at jimmy's house on a sunday do you guys still do that well we took a break this year actually

we're at carola's warehouse now and uh we haven't in the last few weeks because of all the craziness with the virus but um yeah he has a warehouse full of classic cars once owned by paul newman and uh outside of that area he has a giant screen tv and we um we split it into the eight boxes and we watch and he makes us uh rewind commercials and then he analyzes the commercials for 43 minutes and we uh end up behind watching the games that takes us um 14 hours to watch uh six hours worth the games but it's it's a lot of fun is it is there who's the biggest jinx there who's the guy who like will either be the biggest mush or the minute he starts talking about you know how his bets are doing everything reverses it's probably my friend brad who is um he's you know he's already he's like

45 years old but behaves like a 12 year old he shows up with all kinds of candy from 7 11 and like tiki punch and he's uh yeah he's basically got the same bets as us and rooting him on and then he'll like crash at like 10 11 30 in the morning because he's all hopped up on sugar and we don't hear from him and yeah miraculously like you point out our teams start doing well until he wakes up again and then uh and then it's downhill but yeah he is uh he is most from bronxdale i love that you guys have kind of just collected a bunch of guys out there like you're your group of friends it's like the west coast uh adam sandlers where it's like once you're in our group we're just gonna have you around because we like hanging out with you and you'll be involved

on camera stuff off camera stuff who's the weirdest guy that you've collected god that is so tough um you know probably uh probably there's brad there's probably there's my friend harry who i met in college and he really stepped up my gambling game um you know we used to um we used to bet we got in bad with the local bookie but luckily the guy was also ran the rec league 13 year old basketball and uh and he liked us so he's like you guys could ref basketball games if you want we'll pay uh six dollars a game and uh like great i would still be reffing the games to try to pay off the hundreds of dollars it could have been millions it didn't matter i didn't have the money and uh so harry and i are reffing and then harry we got bored and we started betting each other on

the games that we're reffing and so they would be like phantom travel calls and and you know uh everything and charges and and the parents were getting mad like oftentimes they would follow us out and we didn't have a car they followed us as much as we want they wanted to walk because we're walking home after the games and eventually the bookie's like all right we're not doing this anymore we had a we got fired from that what uh so this is a real question like you've had a incredible career you know working with your cousin jimmy you've been you've done smackdown you know you have the podcast with simons on monday's what is it the key what's the key to you being successful at what you do and being the guy who you know i read my tweet like

just being a guy because i think there is something to it that even though you've had all this success you're a very relatable guy i think it's the same with you guys and i watched you watching games and you get you have the feed and there's your nervous watching games like i try not to be anything that i'm not you know like i'm i maybe you don't win 50% of the time right i'm not going to go out there and tell people follow my picks i went 59% of the time you'll clear 14 units like that's nonsense you know you get like these stat heads and you put them on tv and it looks like they're shooting like a hostage video there's no personality and it's just not real it's just like you know i i like what you guys do i like what i do i sit there we

bemoan our losses we talk about it on monday like oh we got crushed like yeah i don't know i i also think people want to hear about losses more than they do wins right because it's more it's right it's more in their lane and it's just uh it rings true for some reason yeah also people just love feeling smarter than us and so we give them ample material to work with on that side like you don't want to you don't want to watch somebody on tv and feel inferior to that person if anything you you want to do the exact opposite where you're like that guy's an idiot but i'm going to tune in to watch how dummy is right exactly i think there's something for that too and owning your losses is big too because there is a lot of people on tv they'll try to call their shot and

then they'll pivot and they'll be like well i wasn't really wrong it's i think it's funnier when you like i don't want to be wrong i don't want to lose i lose a lot but for instance back to those a fc championship game i i mean we were pft had mohomes in the hospital and i had the bills winning by double digits so then when the game happens we could not have like gotten it collectively more wrong and i think people enjoy that a little bit even though i didn't enjoy losing the bet but it was kind of funny watching everything we predicted go the exact opposite way but you know it's great about that and i really i i came to uh uh come to jesus moment about it just like last week i'm like for the most part you could be wrong seven weeks in a row and people

will still listen to you you could yell and scream about week eight about the you know about the chiefs in the super bowl even though you came off a terrible prediction it's like wow you're not gonna you're not gonna for the most part lose listeners or viewers as a result and we're in a pretty good business in that regard yeah that's true um you work with uh one of my favorite musicians i guess you can call me a musician singer of all time dickie barrett from the boston yeah uh it does he just can he turn the voice on and off because i know he's the he's the announcer and when i hear him announcing for the show he doesn't have that he doesn't do the thing where he's like gargling his entire throat while he's saying it does he just have like a switch that he turns you know

it's funny about that in the beginning many years ago when he started as the announcer he wouldn't do it he's like i know jimmy camel and our agent james baby doll dixon said baby you can't do that it's late at night people are trying to fall asleep which is a weird advice to give you know for someone who's starting up the person yeah people trying to sleep during this talk show but dickie uh was insulted but then realized that that was the right call and uh and i think it saved his voice i mean uh he actually lost his voice probably in 1993 but it saved what was left of his voice for a while but yeah dickie's a great guy a lot of fun um so i haven't seen you tweet in support of the ringer union what's up with that

good question a little bit well i i got another gotcha question for you one of your uh i guess you'd call him a co-worker constantly i guess you could say he appeals to the dumbest most ignorant people on the planet earth and i'm just curious if you ever get sick of russillo talking about weightlifting so much uh i love it i love the misdirect uh what are you talking about who are you talking about yeah who are you thinking about to shoot fox bet live i really thought you were going another way about it rachel bonetta no yeah i know and we we don't we don't talk for him and he's a straight shooter uh russillo is fine good enough guy i would talk about the i would talk i would tell you a little couple things about the other one that you were alluding to who's that

i don't know who you're talking about right matt daemon okay yeah matt daemon do you hang out with matt daemon routinely are you just like hanging out with him no not routinely i've gone to a couple concerts with him and he's been to jimmy's house and uh uh you know pro wrestling you know that is kfm that it's it's not true they don't hate each other as much as um they lead on on television but uh good guy matt daemon and i hate all the boston stuff i believe me i've had enough of all the boston people but he's a good guy what uh what's the most star studded like sunday afternoon at jimmy's house like was there ever a moment where you looked around i was like what the hell there's this many people here like and they're all a-listers i think it um it was that day that

tom cruise was there i think a flat there was a superbowl where there was a flak and uh and daemon and a few others but the tom cruise thing was really really nuts it was um i mean he's not everyone was showing off in front of him corolla has this touchdown dance it's now since been replicated but he does a thing where he's pretending to read a newspaper and uh and then drops a football from his anus and so i think we've kind of seen it but i i swear to you corolla brought that into uh to the uh site guy like 25 years ago and he um auditioned this for tom cruise and his mother and i don't think they knew what the hell to do about it what they want i look wait it was tom cruise's mom tom brought his mom to the superbowl party

she was there yeah tom cruise's mother was there oh man um all right so i know you got to go in a minute so you can't lose them all is out now go buy the book forward by jimmy kimmel not not that's our name drop that's just who wrote the forward um so give us this on the way out one tip that you give in the book uh that you didn't send to us that we were never gonna read and then one superbowl prop bet that you've already got you know circled yeah uh the tip is don't hedge hedging for gardeners hedging for gardeners but i i go through like four steps of what people you know like if you if you're a homeless man you find a ticket for $10,000 on the chiefs to win the superbowl like maybe collect enough cans so that you could hedge that way but otherwise don't ever do it it's not

worth it it's just another extra bet that you're gonna lose um uh superbowl prop uh kelsey first touchdown that guy's ridiculous i mean he has you go over seven and a half receptions eight with six minutes left in the second quarter so he's getting shovel pass a bowling ball passes from the two-yard line i i like that it's seven to one or seven fifty i like that as well yeah that's good what about uh color gatorade do you lean one way or the other you know it's funny they don't have clear listed but uh or orange and red which used to be one color uh is now split into two because of the uniforms but i go clear um people are showing mercy on their coaches lately and they're pouring water instead of the instead of the sticky stuff so you can find clear go for it

i'm just gonna wait till there's some rumor you know i feel like the gatorade every year come monday or tuesday a superbowl week there's some rumor of some guy who knows some guy who's on the practice squad who's like we always use this and then just go opposite of whatever that ends up being something will always like blue i think purple last year ended up being even money it's like how is purple even knows a hot tip makes no sense yeah right right oh no no that was the prince year though right that prince is a cobyn prince right or something no well oh yeah well i don't know why last year last year just happened like ever i had so many people hit me up be like hey heard purple purple purple i actually think we had something to do with that because we spread

that rumor we got like enough dms from people and then i think we asked for a little better thrill than to then to move the line on on nonsensical takes right it really is the greatest so watch the line bounce for clear yes we'll keep an eye on that yes um all right well cousin sal this has been a thrill man and now you have to come back on whenever we ask i would love to i enjoyed this a lot thanks fellas i appreciate it all right thanks man cousin sal was brought to you by our great friends at shady rays one of our favorite companies they are the makers of the pmt grit sunglasses they are the makers of the glasses that i'm wearing right now the glasses that i wear every single day are shady rays they also came out with these new ski goggles which are sweet

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jose can say go on friday night you tweeted at us multiple times saying if billy wants to beat jose we better have you on so that you can help us so is this real help are you team jose are you team billy well either way you know my uncle friend jose uh first of all i was teasing around but i know how you can beat them you know me you have to move around you cannot fight with him toe to toes because you might be killed but you move around you're gonna have a better chance and obviously when you see jose personal uh he will intimidate you he's the type of guy who will intimidate you but i see jose uh on youtube and a couple videos about fighting over the seas and other stuff he just he's just a ham maker you know we just he don't i don't think he knows how to fight but

you know how you don't know how to survive oh yeah i like that he's a fighter not a boxer well billy's in really good shape right now have you ever said it better be it better be in good shape because i know you know me not because why you post on instagram or whatever it's trying to intimidate you or whatever but i didn't mentally it had to be prepared to know exactly what you want to do you know me yeah jose he just went for one thing and i don't just say that he just he's saying that i want to knock him down and i want to knock the next round i'm gonna be out of your dreams uh that mean he'll go for the big one for the big punch i think you move around you you know what to do just make him run around you because he won't try to beat the target

but then you you you can come up with a lot of success you know jose believe me jose is the guy when he put his mind something i see i see a lot of his uh i don't say movies a lot of stuff life now this guy's always gonna be the best in anything he does obviously 98% fail good percent when we play baseball he did is what he's supposed to be doing to me one of the time jose was one of the best players in the game i want to couple all the time game with him and i see people walk to the ballpark just to see him and that's why i said but after that fighting you got to grow with that you got to grow with you know what if i just because make money or make make famous and you move like me and you stay away from like muhammadi i think you had a good

chance to beat my man it's wherever i see i will take the winner i will pick the take the winner and just to see how he's reacting how he's just so so stupid about winning like you know he asked me like say when and where i said like okay this is not a golf game can you give me a couple of stroke and what a win jose jose can say we'll go down at least on the pound i'll beat him i will i will fight him with one hand but obviously i'm 57 years old man and i'm not going to say out of shape so i grew up in the street jose not grew up in the street yeah he grew up in the street in caracas i know how to survive jose just want to throw a punch and hopefully can hit you and knock your ass out oh so you're saying that billy might have the mental toughness to beat jose i i think

so i think so you know me when you say yes i will step up in the ring with you and i don't care what you do i'm gonna send jose reply like the bash man would hit you that's to play with you mentally like oh my god because you see house is size and when you next one you might like wow but in the meanwhile piss him off bro yeah i will no piss him off when you talk to him yes sir you don't have to kiss and he will be upset i need more time to change no i i gotta i got if i take it throw it out and fight with you you don't mean you want to kill you no my question is uh you say you know jose how the hell did jose you know lose all his money like what he doesn't drink he doesn't use drugs he's apparently so like how did he lose all his money that's the real question

my brother miami miami live yeah he's so he's he's soft you know what be honest with you i play i play i play with jose a few years i play with him in a tampa and i kind of follow him a little bit around jose is a very smart man i'm in my hand around with the wrong people i know let's talk about wrong people about mentally not wrong people about what they did in the street i don't care but jose is just pretty one the smartest player i play with and by the way jose is not a fighter man right so how would i get his head jose is not a fighter i see perceivable i see perceivable three of him three of him and half of the team was in the middle of the field when we turn around jose is doing the dog out jose is not a fighter yeah i think jose is jose just wanted you to show him

respect and love when he was playing i don't know now i didn't see jose in a while would you uh would you consider would you consider him to be a bully like a guy who when you stand up to him he'll back down a little bit i'm pretty sure jess yeah you know i mean i'm five eleven but when you you stand up to him and say you know what and he's not for sure is right he will back up yeah you know i mean he's gonna say you know i'm right i go full but when he's not right at least 55 percent he will like oh let me see what i did what is the wrong what i what i did i just i think about it then i come up with another another another way but uh i it's very interesting he's gonna be interesting and i'm willing i will sit down and i even drinking what size my birthday uh

tell my wife i gotta give permission to back and smoke in my house to get some cigars and enjoy because i think it's awesome because it's so awesome i wish i can be in the real side just to talk shit around and i'm watching it i'm gonna fuck him up no seriously like all things considered i'm going in there i've been trained for the past i've done all the hard work i've done all the hard work i remember you were tweeting at me on a friday night being like i hope you're not drinking beer or anything i've been you know it's like going turn my body into an absolute weapon for the past month and a half so i'm ready by the way i think i'm hosting just lifting weight yeah he's actually gonna be bigger yeah and and and and show you you know how big is i will destroy you

yeah but boxing is not about boxing shape yeah boxing is not about how big how strong i am how he lacking how i can hit look at best boxer ever may well tiny you know this kid is like what 110 pounds that you know let people hate him and he's making all the money like very smart uh boxer that's why i think when you get in the ring it's not how strong you can be it's how smart you can be and that happened to one of the best heavy punches in in boxing is you know me my Tyson might have to just get there make sure you knock the ass down but you start boxing with him you don't know what to do we just want to i think holds you got the same mentality yeah what uh what should billy visualize like if you were gonna go into a boxing match who would you visualize would

you visualize like hey i'm gonna go beat up joe west or uh like who would get you angry does should billy do something like that get that anger going up who's the guy that you would do that with it's it's i'm boxing joe west i should be ashamed because you know me that the only way joe could have been me just eating meals on you can't knock joe west out though that neck you like i don't think so i don't think some mexican tackle but i think you know me be honest with you one year i have a little problem with the media here in chicago one guy mic north you're gonna say mic north i might not get hold of my job you were talking about jay mariah well he had a beef with mic north too now be careful jay is our senior icelandic no my knowledge my body my body

might not curse them out on and in his own show our ladies show up in really feel like hey man you know it thought it was funny to me it wasn't yeah after that we go friends and we we piece off and go out but man jay he went after me so bad like wait a minute what i ever do to you and he says talk about me uh i get to the point in the media like wait a minute mariah is never here in the clubhouse why take all that information i thought i said you write what you read and i said you know what is it top it was personal with jay and me that was easy i said let's go to united saturday for three rounds you pick to put the money in whoever wins you get the money to charity you know what it's still on okay i want to do that i want to do sherry in chicago i don't mind that doesn't

matter we'll pick to fight even i don't know what it is i don't know what it is we'll host it we'll host it we'll host it on rough road even jay mariah is a world-class douchebag so we will absolutely host it and we will pump you up you'll be you'll be our champion oh but you know it's funny because i know a lot of guys in chicago including uh i know i know i know a lot of a lot of media and a lot of big sport people you're going to be on the washington i know michael you're going to be on the washington i know a lot of people playing chicago be on the washington and i know they'll be rooting for me yes all the stuff they did but and i mean well that's the only guy i really because i think it was like i take a little personal because when you um you're a manager of

baseball you in the sport you whatever figure uh a figure uh media figure nobody can say a nice stuff about you all the time but if you were saying stuff like a very personal stuff one day this idiot saying as an idiot was hitting on my wife before he got married and i say you know right nowadays i will sue him i said first of all i was married one who was in double head i was 16 when i got married i made it to the big lead when i was 20 if that may say as he was hitting on my wife um i don't know maybe maybe not because a human being bad when he said before he made it to a big lead he know he was lying and i don't think jay mariati's wife is better looking than my wife to be like hitting on her i like that yeah oh yeah yeah my wife

but yeah that's a fact you're correct yes you are absolutely right i mean have you seen jay mariati i don't think that he's you know everybody see my wife and i think personal when people say man your wife feel hard to me it's a compliment i'm not gonna upset i said that that lady is a grandma and it's still hard to get you know why because of hey it's i'm asking you man i'm older but you look okay and she know it's a lot of you know a lot of good for but you know me that's that's why is i have to fight somebody just for sharing not for i don't hate anyone for sharing i will put marati in the in the ring he just beat the shit out i would pay for that i would i want to see that fight so badly right so azi when i'm at the weigh-in and i'm going

face-to-face with hosea what should i do in your in your opinion just go there look in his face and you will look at you like you want to eat you as a you know what buddy i'm not a mexican i'm not a Cuban coffee i won't have to beat you azi how how should we uh look at hosea to determine whether or not it's actually him and not his twin azi because he's had his twin azi step in for him at the last minute to box in years past so we want to make sure this is actually hosea how can we tell for sure that it's him azi is smaller than than hosea way smaller way smaller and a little bit slower than hosea okay because he always living in azi's behind you know me it's always azi's body like you know everywhere they go together but you can see i think i think

azi's gonna have more hair okay more hair than hosea and you know me and hosea is way more bigger than the house and you can see the wrinkles make sure you see wrinkles okay we'll do a wrinkle check yeah make sure you you know me i said you know what hosea want of wrinkles i gotta fix it oh so you know i should do to talk trash i should be like is this azi because you look tiny yeah yeah azi looks smaller yeah so like oh are you azi here's tiny it's good it was funny because i do love them it's funny because azi was my son hitting coach some of the leagues and i hear azi talking about and he was teaching everybody to hit the same way and i put all i saw i told my kids azi i said hosea he kept me teaching the same way to everyone

i said why because one guy's the punching judy one guy is five eleven hundred ten pounds the other guy's six eight with 350 pound home run hitter i need to teach everybody like that like it was him hitting but the inside stance like oh my god i wonder why my kids were hitting 120 wait so here's the only problem though azi is that i'm worried that you are too good a friend with hosea so you're giving us advice that might be going that might backfire how can we are you rooting for billy i need you to say you're rooting for billy well yes oh thank you because hosea invited me to fight okay they invited me to fight all right all right you know it's funny i always like people take it i always take it they own on the red guy i like that because when

you're famous everybody going to see the fight just to see hosea be the share of you or be big that's that for sure you know you know that type of guy like be posting stuff and listen this is the way i work out and i work out this this is my trainer i saw this trainer maybe it's training about boxing but you feel like a oh my god it's like 190 years old guys trying to tell him how to fight you can now learn how to fight in one week you might know how to kill people boxing and punching it in two days but the ceiling throws a few punches just just walk around with them just walk around and listen and listen to the to the corner uh so azi can we get you back in baseball are you going to manage ever again i wish you know me i other

some i see so many crazy things happening in the last couple years with the game um it's kind of shock and kind of embarrassing kind of sad situation now i'm working on tv i do a lot of podcasts with that being here i have fun i have fun doing it because the podcast haven't been the podcast and people think i always gotta be right and my kids is the first one to step out of my throws and tell me shut up you're wrong and it's argument between the same thing with the same show we have on the air it's the same show we have up there yeah when you're eating when we're watching tv when i think kia della and little also you know me it's just the same conversation we make this show which is a conversation show uh we don't have anything to talk about as a junior come up and

talk about this when i see the topics and other some we have something left we should talk about it obviously when some topic is a good friends of mine we had to talk about it i do talk about it the long and the long is a fact i really got into it same way with with with with with the white socks mbc sport uh a lot of people when they work for some company you have to be careful why you say when you say how you say it and to me i just got to be the long honest and fact there's only kia i know i don't care about you know uh breaking breaking news i'm not into that i used to say when they ask me a question we will ask it that's my job but uh i wish uh we knew i want to be managing again yes i do i do i do want to be managing games it's no doubt what don't you

like you just mentioned that you know the way the game has shifted what what don't you like about today's game in baseball what is uh you know if you were managing again what would you change versus how it's going right now well you know me i i'm 57 years old i've got more experience now with watching games on tv than when i was a kid managing a team play change people in the front of it change a lot uh one thing about it nothing to me baseball has to be equal thinking you got to put everything in the balance together uh it can be one stronger than another and both ones have to sit down together and say listen you know what i think about this and you think about this okay let's put this thing together then and grow up it's an organization

not ruby's a baseball a big lead team just not thinking about big lead team you're talking about all organizations to put it together with the numbers and and all the computer stuff with uh with the mentality about god feeling know the players know the the background there's so many different things because people when they walk upstairs they don't know anything about downstairs they gotta fit the people downstairs talk to them about somebody a player but they don't know really those guys and they only know the numbers and this and that and they always pick a superstar we got a pitch like verlander okay not too many people like like like the best pitch in the game we're gonna hit like trout i said not too many people can do what they do and when they follow

them i think everybody have his own style his own way his own mentality get the best player be the player the best opportunity to have success that's what the manager does leader to me leaders the guy he helped everyone everyone to be good to compete that's a leader leaders another guy said my i will do it my way this is shaping their way it's going to be all way or no or no way and i think leadership is when everybody surround work together and and and work for the same space when you're a leader you want everybody to be you know so i'm like okay i'm the leader because i got the money i'm the leader because i got the stats i'm the leader because i have the brains no i think leaders is one guy got all the stuff

and put it together and work together just to me leadership in in baseball it's like uh like uh united states president you can be the best president but if people around you don't don't do it together with you you're gonna be the worst president in in in the country same way it's a leadership leadership you just try to put everything together and nowadays it's kind of hard because they told you what to say what to do when to do and because it's essentially change everything change yeah and you know everything change change for good change for bad i don't know but it changed what if uh yeah what if uh azaglian was made commissioner baseball we like to ask all of our baseball guests this is there like one change that you would make

to the sport i'll go back to normal uh i love the the the camera thing go by the the the good calls i do love that yeah i hate it the the the guy got to face three guys i hate it because you don't know the manager is good or bad the good manager needs the the the the the matchups let me you know okay i got a gambler with this i got a gamble with that i got to make this move and i don't like that that three three part of the rules i don't like it uh i wasn't the guy i'm not praying i'm not in the game anymore i wish they can you know me put all the stuff in the playoff i will see a lot of more things in the playoff i know it's not good for the game good for the team but it's good for the baseball grow the game yeah in general because people just

want to be in the playoff like nfl uh nba you know nba you know would it be the champ but at least everybody got a chance to be there that's one thing about it uh the dh today they come up with the dh uh at them baseball it's more fun with the h and we forgot the last couple of guys went to hall of fame there was dh in frank harrell marinas and i mean the h is is another another to me is another position before it was like okay the guy run the less you got more power do this now dh is to me is is is the position you got to somebody need a day off or couple day off you continue to have this guy and you line up but to rest you don't need to be the big puppy dh the frontoma dh harrell bank they just dh at the now dh is a formula to give one

more guy in the in the roster and give you team opportunity to rest a little bit more than the past so uh one of your favorite one of my favorite ozzy lines that you would tell your team is play hard drink hard have sex hard do you think that plays today if you were a manager that's the stuff that like we need ozzy gi and the baseball back at baseball because i agree that you see a lot of managers now they do whatever the front office says and that everything's scripted you were like a gut go with your gut kind of guy we need that back in baseball well it's a thing yes i don't know it's it's a front office they they they take the same way it's always say you play hard you drink hard and you accept hard and you two out of three and you hit him five hundred brother or seven fifty

nobody's yeah why because nowadays i don't see players play too hard people say wow my god this guy also no it's not also he's playing the game right second ball players don't drink anymore because all the stuff media cell phones wife you know they must sit together a couple drinks my wife is going to be upset before i remember i remember in my mind i said you're saying names tony rusa when i was a kid close the door everybody stay here everybody have a drink and talk about the game we don't only yeah yeah okay i say that is a fact i don't say that it's a breaking news no i grew up in that situation grow with g lila like hey let's go have a beer i'm 21 years old i never drink in my life oh god well you know what a drink just stay here and listen to the big boys

to the pork cut the fish the don't see her the heroin veins uh richard doesn't all the big boys talk about baseball we lose again like that nowadays when i was managing i got the rules one day i got upset i said when i'm going to talk to the media nobody can leave the cloud till i come back and i told the security people said why because i'm going to talk to the media when come back everybody nobody's in the clouds i said wait a minute we just lost a game nobody talking about you know why because nowadays wife waiting for the for the husband now the kids got to go to school we got to hurry up and then i have a chance opportunity to talk about the game they talk about something now talk about the media oh you see what this guy post or you see

what this guy say yeah or look at the guy flip the bat they're not talking about the real game how to now they know what's a game on tv and then again they go there behind and look in the videos and wait studies in the video they just like okay how the guy gets out they nobody talk about it like they were used to so and by the way nowadays i look at it do you not see leaders or leader is the guy he tweet the most uh send more pictures and instagram and be better with the media my leader they will pick you fucking ass my leader don't see her he grabbed me but he told me rest in peace my man because i do something stupid on the field jermaine died went after my sure stuff because he was do something on the wrong on the field all those guys a real leader

like we're not playing this game like this now they don't want it they know there's no way to find you know you see why your teammate mad at you because you're not wrong hard oh you know like me oh my god i hate him oh you know you know let me because i'm latino and african-american and white you know me before brother the manager you don't have to say anything because the players will take care of that and that's a real leadership when you you know me i was a leader of my team and i was hitting 120, 220, 250 i was leading when frank thomas was on the team rain was on the robin mentor cotton fist those guys though i was blackjack i was the leader of the team because you know why because i care about everyone with that uniform i don't care about the guy hitting 440 you know

me friend to me was the same one it was norberto norberto you know i i will care about everyone treat everybody the same way and that's what we're missing in the game really when i made the comment about i was glad to turn the rusa went to back managing the white socks people was over me oh my god azi you know i know a lot of people want me to be the manager for them this year but when they hired tony i was like oh my god good because i can use tony i don't think tony will be the same guys it was in 1985 i don't expect that too but i think tony had to bring the white socks the white socks need on the clubhouse on the field i don't care what they do off the field but or upstairs but i think tony's a guy he does guy listen to turn the rusa and go after the way tony go or prepare

you to win i think this ballclub you gotta have a lot of success um so i'm a cubs fan and i know that you were lying when you talked about the rats at rigley have you been to the new rigley have you seen do you what do you what's your take on rigley now after all the renovations beautiful oh my god by the way this guy's name rigged rigged rigged i made it i'm doing uh i'm doing the post pregame show outside the rig oh so i have to say it do you have to say it yeah a lot yeah i see i don't see the inside anymore because i don't like to bother people when they're working i go to the field maybe one time a couple times and mr ricky when i was walking in he said oh is he looking at most money you made me spare i said yeah you talk me so much shit about this ballpark as a

listener i never say anything about by rigley field outside rigley field because rigley field to me is a monument you come to chicago you don't see rigley field you don't see shit you like go to to to your look at the Statue of Liberty mm-hmm okay but the best around outside right now and the past was really if you really feel go it was a party awesome it was the greatest uh place to be a walk but as soon you walk to the clubhouse or walk to the field he wasn't very bad and the rats is a fact guys i think you're not coming with this my sami sosa and uh coach uh polki i don't remember his name right now polki come on stop me say hey you want to hit i said yeah oh my god the rats in in in in in in the cage so big i said i never visited the outfield never went to the outfield

my life just because i hate rats and i hate rats leader of anything who move like that i rather see a tiger a guy with a gun then see a little so you never saw a rat you just heard about rats and then decided to to say that rigley had a rat problem oh well when they renewed the the ballpark it was right all over chicago well i mean there's rats always all over chicago all the other days no no but no hey i live in downtown all my life and now i live in the sober i even see a rat in the last seven months when in chicago they live with me they walk around i just start my car they're out to say okay let's get Ozzy but in that time it was more in that area it was more because when they renewed the team but rub what i really feel is outstanding man i love it

i love to go there it's a fan i don't like to go there it's a work yeah ozzy last last question for me uh i was just wondering on that same vein does jose have any phobias like rats snakes any animals he's scared of this i was gonna ask this before you know what i was saying scared to it what inside pitch and curveball okay yeah okay so we got a hand in the chair so no animals yeah commitment alamone telling the truth mostly yeah family clogs yeah and try and giving a hundred percent without aid of steroids child support judges all those things scare him you know that's what i say you know me i i think holly is so smart because i have an opportunity to talk to holly a lot i don't know how that many he makes so many mistakes in his life i think there's a

there's a chance he might not be as smart as you think he is maybe i'm the dumb one yeah wait hey talking about family in the closet stuff one day her baby his baby uh question name she's beautiful i think she's a model right now and josey yeah josey he follows her okay his wife beautiful woman she always hung around with beautiful women and stuff and one day we come down play with my kids and her so her panties by mistake not like all they do there here we go she never basic instinct me she never did i wish you did but she never did she never basically by mistake she i don't try like oh god what happened here she i think she want to pick jesse pick it up and she got a short dress summer dress and i look at it i

went to the clubhouse and i started making fun of holly i said holly pink polka dolls and what you talking about pink polka dolls nothing i don't understand that next day i say you see the pink polka doll like i did yesterday i go what you talking about i said well your wife by mistake she was playing with the baby she i i saw her panties and he wanted he wanted to kill me i said i want to kill you i said that's easy to keep my head but i just told you what i just saw by no by no mistake by not you know me be stupid or wow you know me but i just want to head going yeah and and and no because i just saw that i just wanted i just wanted to be mad at me i need to be mad but you know me i'm you know i won't take that guys i told josey was very smart

i think i'm the one i am the dumb one yeah no you're you're smart that's a cool one hey do you still last last question for me do you still uh hate nick swisher i love that feud i've never i never hate me switches is a human being was a guy i did it i hate him as a player yes okay that counts yeah no no i never say uh you know me i hate him as a person i hate him as a player yes because he do so many things in our team we never see that before and i'm not coming from me that coming from a lot of guys in the club house even even a general manager of the field this game was on the field was horrible godly what i you know me but of the field great guy he got his own life he don't care about anyone he just won't care about nick but when i made that comment

it just because i care about nick what nick did on the field but on the field i don't know you know me you do whatever you want to do on the field i think on the field this was great he was goofing my son azi i think he was married or dating somebody in that particular time once he spent a lot of time in his house uh you know i know when azi unit spends in somebody's house you know you you drunk then stay the next day the next day you hung over yes i guarantee you that then but uh no i it's a person i like him he's a person i don't really involve me but he's a player when he played for the white stocks i don't care when he played for cleveland new york oakland a whatever he played they might have better hopefully they have better

view than me nick switches is a baseball player yeah the way we make a mistake man the new switch went to new york body nine i got a body first what a stupid monitor what idiot i said you body nine you when you was in oakland you body eight all the sudden you go to the white side you're gonna need out here you're nick switcher you see seven pitch but you strike out 190 times i don't think i've got a blank hand now i look big in myself like well i wasn't you idiot i what a stupid monitor you have one those guys i also said body anybody nine now you come to the white stuff you bought him first that's why i got fired yeah uh well azi this has been awesome man play hard drink hard have sex hard we're gonna billy's gonna do it on on friday night rough and rowdy i i do want to point out that

billy hasn't been drinking or having sex so so should he's gonna play hard should i want to fight hard should billy fuck on thursday night yeah after work yes celebrating okay yeah our billy medically we have to get you late on thursday no no after the after the fighter hold on hold on are you married billy no yeah i've cut no no he's not he's married to the game he's married to the game he's married to the fight game okay well you know mary you do whatever you want but after the fight it's three days to celebrate man play hard drink hard honestly honestly i'm probably gonna just play video you're gonna have sex yeah i wish i had that shirt i make a t-shirt let's do it let's make a t-shirt i don't think i'm not happy with me right now i make a t-shirt with my we call him the

guy of rule the rooster rules nowadays nowadays if you wear that in the clouds you'll get fired well yeah well yeah maybe we can do the guy oh god the guy oh guys yes the rooster guys yes work hard wait no no no play hard play hard drink hard drink hard drink hard i have sex hard yes okay hey uh do you know me and through my career i'm the only one play hard the rest of that i feel sorry for my wife all right ozzie thank you so much man we really appreciate it it's great talking to you tune in friday night excuse me i turn in we have a date yes we watch it we watch it then i call we had a family reunion we're gonna we're gonna watch every fight everyone every fight everyone we go to watch it and uh i see a mirror have i don't mean where we're gonna watch it say my house it's nicer

and you know the kids can go sleep there but i i now miss that by the way you can talk about the fight you guys want to you know me because i think it's gonna be great i think we need more of this yes yes more fighting we need more than that you know like me okay you know what we should do this entertainment yes let's do it i think we need more than that and i think that's a great idea hopefully people copy from this idea yeah and hopefully hopefully you'll be hoze because i will pick the winner okay perfect i love it ozzie thank you so much your legend thanks ozzie appreciate it i thank you so much guys all right see ya okay let's wrap up with guys on chicks uh by the way we got what jeff bezos is going to be doing post amazon life uh lennie dyke should just

tweet him jeff bezos now that you're stepping down as head of amazon let's meet up and discuss a potential joint venture you and i can do together so there it is i love that that sounds like that two-day shipping on sex dolls yeah that's gonna be listen you get those two minds in a room we're really good we've been talking about going to the moon a lot this guy's the sky is the limit yeah uh hank guys on ship i mean it's very clear that this is just an extension of his midlife crisis right probably he just got divorced and he's like you know what more cargo pants being a ceo is taking time away from all the poon slang i could be doing and dinosaur bones i'm buying yeah hey pmt boys especially sig bat and tfp oh damn don't know why they were like that my boyfriend seems to be

obsessed with my belly button he claims it's a joke but i think there's a good chance he's serious he calls it his honey hole he constantly reaches to put his finger in it and sometimes he'll beg for lint on romantic nights i'll put on lingerie and he still goes straight for my belly button so do guys joke about that kind of stuff or am i dating a maniac well i know brett farve did that to dianne all the time but that was for just for like convenience purposes and how things fit together my honey hole oh my god uh it's kind of weird isn't the belly button like a sacred place in certain spiritualities sure might be making up is that where your chi is yeah dude i don't know about i do have a lot of lint in mind deepest belly button in the world actually i john seem to try

to fuck mine so it can happen we also ask people to send if they have advice for billy you know get to get their advice oh good good this person says i have some advice for billy head body head body yeah yep billy who's gonna be in that ring fighting me that not all of you not you not you not you not you head body but all of us billy you have a nation behind dude i have so many people coming out oh yeah we know it's you had a guest list of like a hundred and fifty yeah well you know a bunch of people wanted to come see me fight because i don't have gas because i got a text on monday morning i didn't know that hey guys just wondering billy seems to be under the impression that he's bringing 40 people with him

yeah um did you guys tell him to do that and then it went and then i got another test text the next day that said billy invited his entire football team there's a hundred people he wants dude okay look i'm really bad for real to people yeah we can tell i'm saying it's like no the thing is people reach out billy go dude like i can't like you know people it's not there's no i know but it's so hard it's a no to people it's a very easy ticket well i hear that's why the world there's never been an easier out but it's still hard pandemic no but like think about it like ever yeah no i'm thinking about it but once once i've said well i was trying to like you know in negotiation you shoot high and then you see how many people you can end up taking uh huh so that's like let's roll play real quick

hey what's up billy this is um this is lance we uh lance and troi together lance and troi um hey can we get 40 tickets for the fight we just want to be there to support you we want to rage jiva sorry it's a pandemic you cannot come oh you oh you pussy you look you think coronavirus is real you've changed lib old billy would have done this okay you guys billy we were boys all right thanks remember when you drank at my dad's house it's cool and we also have 50 more guys that we want to bring we gotta get us plus fifties no i and our guns make sure there's room for our guns billy can't say no it's the person bringing a gun with him all right you guys try fighting saying no to people who are supporting you you should be focused on the fight billy this is like

this is actually very super well we yeah it's fine outsource all those outsource all those to who to who hey jake well i try yeah never mind yeah have i'm focused on the fight just be like jake folks on the jake's taking care of all that stuff for me no i didn't sound like you're about to throw some shade i wasn't gonna throw some shade all right um hey pft and big cat happy belated by the way i was wondering if something my boyfriend does is normal slash how i get him to stop he is obsessed with peeing and empty water bottles around his room i feel like every time i go there's nothing wrong he has a new set of pee bottles one to three at a time he says this because he never knows when he needs clean pee to get drug tested yep i don't think he's even

being drug tested he's also constantly smoking weed with his friends so it's never clean pee despite the pee he's a very organized and relatively well-kept guy is this normal to guys just peeing bottles for fun or is he just fucking weird also how do i get him to stop this guy definitely thinks that if he just like lets he thinks that if he pees in a bottle and leaves it for a month then it will be it evaporates yeah it'll be good the weed like you won't test yeah we get well we get 30 days 30 days yes so out of the pee bottle if you leave it if you leave it in the sun for 30 days actually turns into vinegar oh man i like nothing's wrong with nothing's wrong with this dude no you're you're the you're the one who's wrong yeah sounds like he's a pretty normal

guy or he definitely thinks that normalize piss jumps yeah he's dating them like wine bottles and he's like oh this is my uh april batch of piss you could also just get like some some house plants and put them in the corner i bet he'd be more likely to pee into those uh-huh or whatever happened to just putting something fun in the toilet to aim at yeah you know cheerios yeah rubber ducky or the worst is the the urinals have the x and that pops back up what no the b you aim at the b the the urinals they have the x like the little like the screw yeah and so you aim for that but it just pops right back up so you guys know you aim at the b the b mode all urinals should have ice in it that's all yep the ice trot is the goat uh billy needs to not get hit in the face while also

hitting roid boy in the face okay that's actually really good kahnermit greger didn't follow that rule i know i've been working on that okay he's got a small face though doesn't he compared to his body uh he's actually got a pretty big target head to hit billy what's what's the tapering off here are you still sparring oh it's no nice my last sparring session was on saturday okay good because i just had to point that out because they there definitely was a world that you would like spar on thursday well that was one that you needed to bring your sparring partner you said that at one point like i gotta get my sparring partner down there so i can spar before the fight no no but that was to warm up to me you know that was to warm up because it's a three minute fight it's like

there's no time to get warm i was gonna know before he was gonna like when you spar you don't always get hit in the face sometimes you're just working with the guy that would be so you to come out already bleeding yeah you know you used to do billy just to like get your heart rate up and get your adrenaline going you should pay the guy with a gun to hunt you once you get to your entire day trying to avoid some people are very responsible with guns no i'm really i'm not saying you tell him to hunt you that's a terrible thing what no those good guys with guns um anyway so yeah i'm i'm very proud i might just play video games all friday because i just want this fight i just i wish it was like right now because i just want to get it over with because i'm done the hard part

the waiting now is just aggravating what's this thing that you just gonna say uh there's so there's two songs we're gonna end with one okay this last advice is hey billy don't say when you should zag and vice versa and then this person texted us a a tune i thought we could all try and sing it together billy and then we'll have pft and ron's real song okay so i think i think i know the melody what is it there once was a man to fight hosay and the name of the man was billy no way the rat shot juice his ball shrunk down he blew smoke on twitter so may billy the berserker oh wait he blew this don't ever be a sea shanty soon may the berserker come to destroy hosay and internet scum friday when the shriveled rats done billy take his money and go soon may the berserker come destroy hosay

and internet scum friday when the shriveled rats done billy take his money and go did i mean it should be soon may the billy man come exactly yeah either way this is a better song ready someone out there edm remix it love you guys here's billy's real action number so quick before we play a song in 12 i'm not 18 elephants have religion eight you pray love baby roll time eight eight eight 95 elephants have belief systems all right here it is the world premiere what was it in the style of magic dragons me and ron singing punched 95 out you're gonna get cuz he put all the work and you got stood up by madonna because you act like a virgin and to

put it quite simply he's like oj on the loose poses looking so pimply he must be back on the juice yeah you're still in the bloating cuz your way over fed yeah you think you're an oscar and you broke the bat with your head your twin might be named hazi and drugs ruin your life but no one's carrying you cuck cuz you're sharing your wife you're gonna get knocked the fuck out billy's gonna eat your lunch he's gonna fucking rip your cock out you're gonna get punched you're gonna get knocked the fuck out billy's gonna eat your lunch he's gonna fucking rip your cock out you're gonna get punched bitch the poor stitch you can't hit a bitch you swing and bitch your car wash fail your life is no

fun and that bomb out of your head for that one home run cunt you're gonna get knocked the fuck out billy's gonna eat your lunch he's gonna fucking rip your cock out you're gonna get punched you're gonna get knocked the fuck out billy's gonna eat your lunch he's gonna fucking rip your cock out you're gonna get punched it's part of my take presented by bar stool sports