Pardon My Take - Guy Fieri, Who's Back Of The Week, And The Most Contentious Mount Rushmore Ever

Episode Date: August 9, 2021

US Men's team is back, gold medal baby. We close the door on the Olympics (00:03:00 - 00:12:36). Remembering all time Football Guy Bobby Bowden (00:12:36 - 00:19:52). The Mets implosion narrated by Steve Cohen's tweets. OJ Simpson still looking for the killer (00:19:52 - 00:28:55). Who's back of the week including canceling Joe Rogan (00:28:55 - 00:44:06). Guy Fieri joins the show to talk about the greatest food invention of all time, going to NBA Finals games in Phoenix and more (00:44:06 - 01:03:10). We finish with the most contentious Mt Rushmore of all timeYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we have Guy Fieri back on the show. Love Guy Fieri. He ain't just looked at me like, what, what are you having him? Guy Fieri. Football guy.

Sorry, Guy Fieri. We have the closing on the Olympics. We have who's back of the week, recap of everything that happened. The Mets are a disaster. I want to get to it, but Steve Cohen is now my favorite owner, Twitter, which there's not a lot to choose from. But he had a fantastic weekend of just self-owning. Well, he went into the locker room today, big cat, and he knew that they were destined

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It's part of my take presented by Barstool Sports. Welcome to part of my take presented by Cross-country mortgage. Go check them out right now, cross-country mortgage.com slash Barstool. Today is Monday, August 9th, and boys, we did it. We shocked the world, USA basketball back on top. Suck it, universe. Suck it every country. That's not the United States.

Love it. This is, it was Javail McGee, the first mother-son combination of gold medal awards. It was. Yes. That's a fact. Because his mom is still alive. A great performance. They did shock the world.

We all doubted them. If you, if you think Hank's telling you to adjust your mic because it's pointing to your chest. At my nipples. That was right at your chest. My eyes are up here. Listen, I think we all had a fun weekend. I can say that for once.

So we're all here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Listen, I feel like you guys right now hung over as fuck. If you're, if you're looking for the most like mentally sharp edition of part of my take, this probably isn't going to be it. Yeah.

We'll save that for like a Wednesday during football season. Listen, big cat, sometimes you got to, you got to let it out. You got to let some of the energy out. Yeah. I'm letting it out. Really, really the point of hangovers is to remind you why you don't get hung over. Right. Exactly.

You got to check in occasionally. But why, why just like getting some sleep. Oh wow. And now they're showing messy, crying on stage. It's been a tough weekend. That's tough. What? Is that your who's back?

No. You're just watching TV. Well, I was even, when the goat is on TV crying at a press conference. From like two days ago. I won't fucking pay for him. I thought that was that clip from Ted Lasso. No, that was from today. Roy was bawling out while he's eating out his wife.

That was from today. Yeah. Did that happen? God damn it. Can't spoil like that. We're just started. It's not. It's not.

They're not. They're not. They're just dating. Yeah. You don't have to go to a therapist. Just watch Ted Lasso. It'll make you feel better. That's actually true though.

Yeah. But also not true. It's not true. But also people are going to be, continue to be depressed because I ran out of Ted Lasso. It's basically Ted Lasso. Yeah. That's right. Sure.

So what's happening with Ted Lasso right now is like what we saw happen with Avatar when it came out. When people got so obsessed with the visuals. Yes. Then they got depressed. Then they got depressed. People were super depressed that they weren't living in the fake world. Yeah.

And so now people are like, oh shit, Ted Lasso doesn't really exist. Yeah. I better just pretend that Jason Sudeikis is actually coach Ted Lasso. Yeah. I do. I just going to say right now, I mean, BetterHelp does sponsor this podcast. So don't use Ted Lasso as your only means of therapist if you're not okay. That was our quick moment.

It was talking soccer. Yeah. It was talking soccer. And Messi is fucked up. They wouldn't pay him half what 50% he wanted. So he's playing. Only like 60 mil. Who's running.

Wait. Ready for this? Who's running Barcelona? Tom Ricketts. Yeah. So now he's playing with Mbappe and Neymar. Yeah. It's a super team.

It's going to be sick. Well, he already was playing with Neymar a few years ago. How sick would it be if there was a super league and you got to see PSG play against Barcelona twice a year? Yes. They should look into doing that. All right. So back to the USA basketball.

Little detour there. USA basketball. I love the Dremont just went. This is Kevin Durant and Dremont Green just dunking on people after the game. And then it was like, oh, why do you care so much? You just won gold. No, it was awesome. It was awesome theater.

He went. Kevin Durant went live just laughing at everyone being like all the world's taking over the game. Like you can't. Our skills are unmatched. And then Dremont Green went and just started quote tweeting all the old tweets about how they had like they were going to lose and France is taking over Kendrick Perkins and Dremont got into a what was it?

What did they get into? What was the phrase they were using? Oh, carry the hell on off. Okay. Just carry the hell on and off to each other. Yeah. I mean, that's Kendrick Perkins favorite thing to say. Yeah.

And just tossing the word damn occasion. Carry the damn it. Carry the hell on. But yeah, Kevin Durant just seemed like he was going to take over the game. There's no answer to Kevin Durant unless you can like you have to like get started right now engineering a player that would be able to defend Kevin Durant in 18 years time. Maybe that French kid that we've seen clips of where he's like seven feet tall and he can dribble and shoot if Kevin Durant plays to the same age as like Tom Brady and stays

around for all. Maybe that kid will be able to defend him. But as of right now, it's like, no, there's nothing to do. And at the start of the game, I was I was like a little bit nervous in the first quarter because Rudy Gobert turns out is very good at basketball and dunking on people. Well, and also the dumbest rule in all of sports and international basketball that you can steal the ball off the rim. I love that rule.

It's so stupid. So I don't like actually, I don't like the way I don't like the rule, but I love it when Draymond gets to do it because he looks like he's like on a little, it's like a little vacation from the rule book for him, where it looks like it's so illegal. But when Draymond does it, you can tell how much fun he has just getting away with stuff. Yes. It's crazy. No, I haven't.

Should I? It's a good game. I feel like this. Yes. All right, I will hit them up. I'll say good. It's feeling good. Yeah, you're right.

You're right. Good game. Good game. A little good game. Also, shout out LeBron, who went a perfect 11 for 11 from the field, scoring 26 points in 14 minutes versus Uruguay. Oh, wait. Second round.

Oh, that was 2007 FIBA tournament. Second round. LeBron just happened to quote, tweet that like 12 hours after the USA won gold just to kind of muddy the water. That was the funniest thing because that's what I was thinking when I was watching the gold medal match, like when Kevin Durant put the gold medal around his neck, I was like, you know he'd trade that in a heartbeat to go 11 for 11 and score 26 points against Uruguay in the second round of the FIBA America's tournament in 2007.

The king. There's only one king truly. I think that that's like that's one of the greatest accomplishments in all of sports. I have to remember that. Where were you? We should know what we should do. We should make that like the Tony Dulk graphic, except for LeBron James with his stat line from that tournament.

Yeah. And just put that on a quote. I'm going to put that right now. I'm going to say it. That's the second greatest thing that I've ever watched. Number one, obviously being Patrick Mahomes in completion in the Super Bowl. That's it. Those are the two greatest performances of all time.

I also appreciated this was just like one of those things where you saw them on the bus afterwards. It's one of those things that it's cool to see that being in the back of the bus is cool no matter how old you are. Yep. Always great point. I mean, they're the they're the Alphas. They have seniority.

Like they get the back of the bus. Yes. And you know that like everyone like I don't know where who else did you have any of the seats? Dame Tatum. I mean, it wasn't Zach Levine sitting because now you couldn't even see the entire bowl future. I couldn't even see him.

So trade him right now. He had a couple of tough looks in this game. It wasn't Zach Levine's finest show. That's OK. He had his best winning streak of all of his in professional career. Went four games in a row. Five games in a row. He's never done that before.

He's hot. He's on fire right now. Yes. Yes. But yeah, just again, want to shout out to Bill McGee because now he's a three time NBA champion and Olympic gold medal. Yes. And in my opinion, the greatest American athlete.

And Draymond. Draymond is a Hall of Famer now. Like he has everything. Well, he I know that people he doesn't have like the numbers numbers, but he's been a part of basketball Hall of Fame is a joke. Yeah. Basketball Hall of Fame is a joke. But like two final fours with three titles.

Yeah. No. Yes. Three titles, two gold medals, defensive player of the year. I don't know. He's like when you look at his resume, you're like, whoa, yeah, he's done a shit in the NBA. Right.

It doesn't matter. And he should have had four. Like we saw how important he was when he was suspended. Yeah. And so that if he doesn't get picked on by the referees, he was the MVP of that team. Yeah. The most maybe not the best player, but the most important. Yes.

Yes. Absolutely. All right. So the Olympics are done. We look to Paris. Wait. Three years. Are they actually done or is it that thing where they do the closing ceremonies and then

his day, like plus three after the ceremony, I don't know, kayakers out there just trying to finish a race. The race walking event still hasn't finished. So I think I've actually changed my tune on race walking after watching so many different clips of it because it is the funniest looking sport by far. But it's insane. They go at about six miles per per was it. They do a six minute mile.

Yeah. And they carry that on for like 50 kilometers, four hours. Yes. And the dude that is the best in the world at it, he in his last race, he was just shitting himself. Yes. During the race. It's crazy putting a wet sponge down his ass crack, ringing up his diarrhea and then

just throwing into the stands. And then after he crossed the finish line, his body just gave up. Yeah. His muscles just froze. It's actually the most metal sport. Yeah. It's you go into lactic. Lactic.

What is it? What's it called, Billy? Lactic recovery or something. Lactic acid. Lactic acid. I actually had that this week and I played one game of spike ball and I went into lactic shock. So I'm basically an Olympian.

Yeah. Exactly what that means. Actually, now that I'm thinking about it a little bit more, the fact that you can be actively shitting yourself and still the best in the world at the sport at the same time is kind of an argument against it not being a sport. That's like, well, Secretariat probably could do that. Well, he's running. Greatest athlete of all time.

You think that Secretariat would shit well he ran? Probably if he needed to. I don't think so. If he had to. You knew it. It was business time. Lighter load to carry. You shit right before the race.

All right. So that same guy and the race walking thing that had the diarrhea issue, the first thing that he did during the race, he was like ready to go and he race walked his goofy little ass right to a porta potty on the track as they were going. I don't know if this is like a commonplace thing or just for this guy. No, I think it is. I think a lot of them do that pretty much the entire race. We have the Hall of Fame.

That was cool. The speeches are always great. Charles Woodson closed the night, which you're like, oh, wait, Peyton Manning is definitely the premier Hall of Famer in this group. But then you heard Charles Woodson talk and like, OK, now I get it because it was a great speech. I'm trying to think of, oh, the it's always funny watching the bus get revealed. Like Peyton Manning's face is so angry in it.

I don't know if that's what you'd want to like immortalize yourself. I think he wants to look tough in the Hall of Fame. So I also, they didn't have enough of the bronze to make the entire for it. They gave him a very generous, small for a generous for. Calvin Johnson looked like he was like very focused in his boss. Yeah. And he talked to us about that. Like he was trying to hold a focused face while he was having the thing cut out for him.

I thought the Peyton Manning speech points us in one direction, one direction only. And that is that he wants to follow in the footsteps of his dad and become commissioner of the NFL so that we do that so that when Arch gets to the league, yeah, he can implement some weird draft rule where it's like, OK, new rule that we're all following my relatives don't have to get drafted by the chargers. Right. They can go to directly to the Giants. Yes.

Go to a large market and play for my hand selected coach. I also think he could maybe be take over for John L. Way in Denver in like 45 years when John L. Way finally gets fired. Well, so him and Eli are doing that thing on ESPN, the simulcast for Monday Football. I also think and I think Florio had this take to that. Cooper is going to get involved at some point and that will leave. He's the fun one.

That will lead Cooper into being in the booth for the next like 40 years. Yeah, you're not going to be able to turn on a television in America and not have a manning staring at you. Yeah, you when you when you talk about that's a great test of personality. Like, do you want the sassy fun one who like go out and take his top off at a bar? That's Cooper. He's got a great personality. Right, right.

Exactly. The serious ones, Peyton, the goofy one is Eli. I like to I like to have a little fun, you know, Cooper. Also, we don't shout out Olivia enough. Shout out Olivia for birthing those players. Yep. And John Fox sitting in front of her looking cool as ever. Yeah, ready to hand it off and punt.

All right. So what else? Oh, the Mets. So let's talk about the Mets real quick. The Mets are fully imploding. They've got swept by the Phillies. And that's not like if you're looking at the history of the Mets, that's not something new. But Steve Cohen, their owner is decided to tweet about the Mets during this like, you know, implosion.

And he is it's not working out well because he actually said he said going into the weekend, how about a little positive energy for this weekend? I'm feeling the offense is going to get it going. They scored five runs in three games, got shut out on Sunday. This I actually am on Steve Cohen's side because he is just a regular fan. Who's like, I know my team has a lot of problems, but maybe they'll get hot. Yeah. Who knows? Also, Steve must have been lost when he decided to send that tweet

because like you don't go on Twitter dot com and be like, hey, guys, let's try to have some positivity on this web. So it's never going to work. That it's actually like when they told the crowd at Woodstock 99 like, hey, can you guys stop tearing up the fences? And you're just going to make people do it more. Absolutely. And then he said on Sunday after losing the first two, I just visited the players in the clubhouse.

They are ready in a good frame of mind for this game. They then got shut out three nothing. It's crazy how when this week crazy, how when your boss comes into a room, everyone will act like they're excited in a good frame of mind. Oh, shit. Yeah, we're really pumped to be here, Steve. So I just like that we have now we need more owners tweeting their teams like ups and downs. I would need to happen more often.

I actually I think it probably does happen, but they have burners. Yeah, I would bet that most most NFL owners have a burner account of some sort. Yeah, or maybe they have like a shithead son that runs it for Steven Jones. Definitely runs Jerry's burner. He just dictates him. It would be a very I mean, like there's get ratioed all the time. Like if Tom Ricketts started tweeting right now after I'll say it because the Cubs got swept as well.

So Mets fans like, dude, the Cubs suck. I know they do. But yeah, it would be fun to just roast owners all the time. I bet you that Jerry Jones, he'll be watching a game and he has Steven Jones tweet like who should be cut, even though it is. Yes, he's like, then he cut that son of a bitch, Zeke Lillie. Oh, nice. Give me some more.

That that guy paid too much money. You can't run the football. You need to grab that thing and run like hang. The the joint's hot mic, too. That was the best part from Saturday. I don't know if you saw this clip on Saturday night. It was one of the nice. There was a hot mic as the broadcast was ending.

All the hall of fame people were like dapping each other up and you just heard a hot mic. Be like, let's go smoke a joint in the parking lot. Yeah, that was Calvin. It might have been it might have been Cower. Oh, I could watch the video. Maybe maybe you can decipher. I think that Cower would call it reefer.

Yeah, or or wacky tobacco grass. Yeah, you want to go burn some grass? Put the clip in right here. OK, you decide people who that might have been. I like that, though. Um, we get we do have to say a quick word about Bobby Bowden past all time football guy. Yes, all time football guy.

I was coach coach Bowden coach Bowden. I was reading a story. He he said that he is always in his entire life lived next to a football field. So like that's an all time football guy thing to say. He also like because enough time has passed, I don't think people realize just how incredible. There's very few programs where like there's one guy

who you can point to is like that program exists because of that guy like Florida State wasn't Florida State before Bobby Bowden got there. He got there in 1976, his only losing season at Florida State from 1976 to 2009 was 1976. Going five and six and for 14 straight years, they won 10 games or more, never finished ranked outside of the top five and in those 14 season,

they won 11 bowl games in two national titles. Like that's imagine having a 14 year stretch. Obviously now you can because of Saban 14 year stretch where you don't ever win less than 10 games. And they had 15 consecutive New Year's Day bowls and they won 11 consecutive bowl games for a stretch there. Like just crazy, crazy shit. One of the greatest college coaches of all time

and also just like one of the best characters. Like if we were doing this show in the 90s, Bobby Bowden would be a central like talking. Yes, yes, because he's just he's like that's what he the glasses and the hats and everything. So I think we need to talk about as a coach, obviously, but as a father, yeah, the fact that he was able to raise Jimmy and Terry Bowden and have both of them survive to adulthood

with their brains is a testament to his ability keeping hold of them. The Bowden Bowl, too. Yeah, I mean, he coached against his sons. I think he finished five and four against his sons all time, which is that's pretty fucking cool. Yeah, got to let him beat you once or twice. Yeah, so just a shout out to an all time football guy, Bobby Bowden. What else do we got?

What else from this weekend? You could embrace debate real quick. Given everything that we know right now, would you want to change lives with OJ Simpson? Yeah, so OJ. Wow. His career arc. Let's talk about his athletic big cat. I think one thing we don't discuss enough with OJ is his complicated arc,

his complicated arc and the the the all time quote in a bad way from his. He so the athletic I think is doing top 100 football players of all time. And 41 was OJ Simpson. So they interviewed him and he said, I have trouble with LA. People may think this is self serving, but I may might be sitting next to whoever did it. I really don't know who did this. Wow. So OJ Simpson, it's got to be tough.

Anytime you go into a restaurant in LA, you could be next to the killer or especially in the killer's body, especially if there is a mirror in the bathroom. Right, exactly. Damn, that's got to be tough. Yeah, every time every time you go up to, you know, the front and and say, you know, what your reservation is under, you're you might be saying the killer's name. So OJ, listen, I'm not here to say that OJ Simpson did commit the murder that he was acquitted of.

I think that that's for a jury of his peers and the Lord to figure out. But I do know that he was acquitted. But if I'm taking him at his word, saying I will spend the rest of my life trying to find the real killer, yes. Wouldn't you then want to live in a town where you could potentially be next to the real killer at any given moment? Yeah, fine. It seems like that's that's the first thing you would do. He also had the quote.

I figured eventually somebody would confess to something, you know? Yeah. Yeah, OJ. Yeah, we do know. We know. We do know. I've been thinking the same thing. You don't. We do. For what, twenty six years? Yeah, you almost did when you sold the if I did it book. Well, no, that was if. If I did it. If my arc wasn't so complicated. Yeah, god damn. What a what a out of left field interview that that,

like, didn't think we'd hear from him probably ever again. But there he is. Well, he's he manages to come up with crazier quotes about the crime over and over and over again when he says that, like, I don't want to live moved to LA because I might be next to the person that did it. For a second, I was like, that's so stupid that I actually believe it. Yeah, maybe I think he's one person innocent now. He just you. I imagine OJ is going to Nobu

and just like walking up to random people be like, let me look in your eyes real quick. All right. No, you're good. You're clean. You're good. Yeah, I don't see. I don't see a killer in there. Anything else from this weekend? One other thing with the Olympics. Yeah. So the sprinter was Lamont Jacobs. Yeah. From Italy. Yeah. And the Italian team won the four by 100 relay as well.

I think it's a great story. What's happened to him as he's improved his 100 meter dash time by almost a full second in the last calendar year. Just incredible stuff. That is an estimate to his hard work. His trainer, a bodybuilder by the name of Giacomo Spazzini, fancy fuckboy football legend. Yeah. He's being investigated in a steroid deal.

No. No, I'm not saying that Lamont did anything in correctly. So I am saying that his excuse me, his nutritionist is being investigated by I think the Naples police. Yeah, that would have been great if Peyton had done that in his hall of fame speech and like in my beautiful wife who had a steroid addiction. She overcame that. You're looking great. You you look younger every day. It's incredible. Man, that sucks about the Italian.

You can't have good stories in sports anymore. Well, I shows up and runs faster than he's ever run his entire life. Can't we just believe that in wrestling? What? The last second win. Oh, yeah. Gable Stevenson, who's a barstool athlete who we're going to try to get on the show, win for the Big Ten. But that was incredible.

I didn't really understand the rules of wrestling, so I didn't know what was going on, but you could just feel the other guy was just trying to run out the clock. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, Gable, but I didn't know what he did. That was playing. Oh, you got him back. You squeeze him. If you squeeze him hard enough, you get points. You can get their back. Yes, it's all about the squeeze.

And so he was like, he was doing head and shoulders fakes and gone. He was actually one of those athletes that like terrifies me, given how large he is. Yes. How quickly he can move. It was it was incredible in the back flip. Fucking legend. I in the name Gable. Gable's cool. What a great heat.

That like did did Vince McMahon name him? Because like that's a great name. If he just wanted to be Gable, the wrestler in the WWE, you don't have to change your name. No, he's the next Kurt Angle. Yeah, Gable. Boom. We're trying to get him on the show. Maybe Wednesday.

I do say, though, with the Italian sprinter, I think he did kind of get away with it any way you slice it, because the Olympics are over. If you get busted during the Olympics, then it becomes OK. This guy cheated. This investigation is going to take like a year, probably, and then a year from now, we're not going to care. Do you have to give the gold back?

Those Instagram pictures will last forever. Exactly. The moment is there. You just can't. And it will be in retrospect, hilarious to be like, you remember that six months that we thought the Italian, the slow guy from Italy was the world's fastest man. Yeah. Well, and yeah, he didn't he didn't look fast. Now is the thing like the eye test.

He did not look like the fastest man. Well, one second is not that much in sprinting. No, mid one second. No, like 10 percent faster. Here's how fast. Here's how fast his improvement was. Now. Now. There it is. So that's like nothing.

That's negligible, folks. Leave him alone. Billy, do you think he did it? He had some interesting variation. I'm actually do O.J. first and then. Oh, no, so is his son. Oh, OK. All right. Cool. So if he goes to dinner with his son.

Yeah. OK. His son was recorded attempting to stab someone. We're also then. Yeah. Open a shot. It was recorded. Yeah, it was recorded like in an album. We're attempting to stab someone. Yeah, he had like a run in with the police like at his. And he was like, I was about to stab that guy.

Yeah, he worked in the kitchen. It's like in a report. Where is it? A whole. Yeah, I know, but you said it was. This is what Billy's original. Yeah, that's true. I've I've read some stuff about his son. Yeah, I mean, O.J. did a great job

distracting everybody about his son. OK, so great father, father of the year. Honestly, when you think of it that way, it's kind of like, whoa. Well, I think it's still a murderer was covered up. I mean, but like now you think of O.J. Not as this like murder, but this like father of the most railroaded person. Yeah, the most domestic abuser. Run of the mill guy was so bad that it raised a murderer.

I just I think that would probably. I think the domestic abuse to the household probably was bad, too. Right, right. No, he's a terrible guy. But yeah, but look, I mean, kind of having a good life there. No, but he's like he's a trophy like he he took, like, you know, to defend his son. Like, yeah, that's Billy's making a great point.

O.J. is one of the most honorable American athletes. No, if you had a son and like, I was just crazy story. And so I'll just say right now, if my son ever kills, murders two people, I will turn him in. Oh, OK. But what if those two people were going to grow up to be evil dictators? Then I won't. That was easy. Yeah. Next brain buster. No, but Billy, it's like I officially denounce O.J. Simpson. OK, there we go. All right.

Nice. Nice. All right. What about the Italian guy? Did he do it? Yeah, 100 percent. No, if you look at his. Wish you Washi Italian sprinter. Definitely. If you look at his Instagram photos from him like two years ago, he's like real thin. And then if you look at him now, he's like kind of Jack.

Oh, also in the news over the weekend, I think I think we just got rich boys. Why? Oh, yes. Because Josh Allen got paid. Yes. And we'll have to go back and check the tape. But I think that he said he'd give us 10 percent of his second contract. And guess what? Great week is coming up. So great week is next week.

And there's a pretty good chance we'll be seeing Josh in person. So, yeah, if I was Josh Allen, I would add into the contract. Like I also want to guarantee that the Buffalo Bills won't move to Austin. Yeah, there you go. Yeah, we could get we could wait. But we need to still get the money. Yeah, still get the money. But like at least ask for that. Yeah, no, I'm expecting when we see Josh in a week and a half

that he will just have a bunch of cash for us. Yeah, he'll be wearing that's not unreasonable. He'll be wearing a coat made out of cash. If he wants to give us like if he wants to go to a jeweler and get a bunch of nice chains and just give him to us, that would work too. Well, I said that we're we're pretty generous guys and we're forgiving guys. I don't expect Josh Allen to write us a check for 15 million dollars or so cash. Yeah, I don't expect a check from you.

Cash would be fine. Also, if he just wants to do a $50,000 shopping spree for the boys while we're in Buffalo, I think we could negotiate down to that. We would settle for that. We'd live in Buffalo then. Yeah, what would we get for 50,000? Take us a while. You would buy me the entire Mad Dog factory.

Oh, man, we I think we could. Yeah, we could probably buy Duff's by. I think there's a couple locations. Mm hmm. Yeah. Franchise it out. Just yeah, or just rent it out for ourselves for a month and a half. Just have a party. Yeah. Yeah. Turn Duff's into a Dave and Buster's.

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LeAngelo Ball is back in Summer League for the Hornets. Love it. 16 points. Love it. Five, three pointers made, making a lot of noise. People saying he could be, you know, a rotation guy off the bench. As a little preview for our Mount Rushmore, which we're going to do after Guy Fieri. It's the Mount Rushmore things you buy for $20 or less. I went and looked up the current price of big baller shoes.

They're still very expensive. Oh, really? I thought they would be nothing now. That's great. Also, I have a small issue with the Summer League. Anytime somebody says Summer League, I always imagine that it's a month or two months long because it has the word league in it. Right. It should just be like pretty long. It's like two weeks. They should just call it like Summer Week. Yeah, it's two weeks long and ish. Yeah, it's fun.

You get excited. It's kind of like the training camp when everyone just keeps like the, I think Warren Sharpe, who, you know, we consider him a friend, but that was one of the weirdest tweets ever where he was like, Trevor Lawrence is the best first overall pick since when it's like, well, can we wait till he? Yeah, but that's not what I was saying. Excluded, the throw is secluded. You're not doing the tweet justice.

He still has to play at least one snap. Big cat. Yeah, I watched it like five times. Now, to be fair, Justin Fields also had a great throw. He did, but I'm, I'm waiting. I'm waiting to see him play the Aaron Rodgers throw into the net. That was CGI. Are you playing basketball, dude? Pick a sport. It was CGI. It's like throwing to a net. There was nothing more realistic about that throw than Tom Brady throwing footballs into the jugs machine, dumb, whatever, which we never talked about.

But that was clearly the fakers thing involved. No, it wasn't the jugs one. Wait, no, the moon one was fake. The jugs one, the jugs one was real. That one was real. Yeah. No, I know you guys are trolling, but there was a lot of people like it was one of the, any, you know, he has a visual effects guy that he clearly does these fake ones. This one was a little bit less fake, but there was a lot of people, a lot of people sweet that were like, so when he blew up the moon, that's fake. That's fake. OK, are you sure? Pause.

I saw the moon yesterday. OK, the jugs machine, real, fake, fake. Got it. I was the one when he threw it to himself, like he threw it and then caught it and then threw it and caught it real fake. So which ones are real? Or is it the Powerade commercials? Those were real. You know, it's all real. Throw a ball out of the stadium.

The fancy files commercial where Chris Cooley like punched a hole through dry war. Yeah, yeah, yeah, football. Yeah, yeah. OK. All right, we got that cleared up. Appreciate that. PFT, your who's back. My who's back of the week is Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran's back. He's going to be playing opening night for the NFL.

It's actually mostly not about Ed Sheeran being back. It's about Roger Adele just not knowing what is football. Yeah, Roger Adele needs a guy that hangs out with him. That's like, hey, that's not football. Yeah. And if you say the name Ed Sheeran, his football or not, guy needs to be like Ed Sheeran is not football. Not opening night football, like Creed. Yeah, football, football.

Herm edwards go back. Yeah, football, Herm edwards crying football, football, Dick Vermeer crying. Football, football, Coldplay, not football. Yep. You just need somebody to sell him back. It's pretty fucking good, though. But they're not football. Yeah. But if you know, if you play that song that we played when Aaron J. Lowe took a break, which they're still on, I think, just a break.

And they're taking time for themselves. Trevor Lawrence's spiral. That's football. Yeah, I cry. I don't think you try. OK, the you try the best and you can't succeed. That is football. If it's a yeah, it's like a guy fumbling. If that's football, if it's in slow motion.

Yeah. But for the most part, there's no there's no situation where you're playing Coldplay where imagined dragons wouldn't be a gigantic upgrade. I agree, but I'm just saying that specific song. If you did it right to the right highlights, like this is yeah. Yeah, I love Coldplay. Imagine dragons is way more football than Coldplay is another one of those bands that everyone on the internet decided sucks. It's like, no, I don't think they suck.

I just they're not football. I would not put them in my top 10 football. You could make it football. You could make it. Yeah, you can make it football. Yeah. You can dress it up. Yeah. I don't want to be that guy because I'm never going to defend the shield, defend the shield. Roger Dell is a piece of shit, but it does make sense for them to try

and obviously football fans are going to be tuned in to football. It makes sense to have someone that just outsmarted us. Maybe, you know, 100% on football fans are fans of so that they also watch. They put an opera on it and we would watch the football. No, he's you're right, Hank. Hank is that was I just took us to marketing school. I still don't think that. Yes, he did.

He took us to market and she was absolutely right. Selena Gomez doing it is not for us. We're watching football. I'm going to be I'm still going to be mad about it. OK, but then so I kind of roasted Ed Sheeran. Well, I every time Ed Sheeran's in the news, Florio takes a shot at me because he thinks I look like Ed Sheeran. And he asked me if we've ever been in the same room together.

And I do have an Ed Sheeran story. I don't know if I've told it on many times on this podcast. Yes, I have. Yeah, peeing next to him. Yeah, peed next to him, went to the bathroom next to him at Sirius. He couldn't pee while I was peeing and he was shorter than me. And I dominated him at the urinal urinally and mentally and physically. And then I lapped him in the bathroom and I left and he just had to finish squirting. I was a tiny little ginger piss after I was already in the bathroom

because he couldn't look me in the eyes while he did it. Yeah, just a never told that story before. I mean, I like the story. That's why I remember it. I mean, if you're going to have an Ed Sheeran story, that's a pretty good one to ask. Yes, yes. What? Oh, you don't think it's a good story? Yeah, I love it. Yeah.

Do you have a better? Hey, tell us your best Ed Sheeran story. My best Ed Sheeran story is the 15th time you told that Ed Sheeran story. I used to think his name was Ed Sheeran, and that's one of the ones I still do. Yeah, every time I say it, it's Sheeran get heated. I think it's Sheeran, ever since I dominated him at that year. Yes, it is. That's his first name.

Now, yeah, my who's back the week is cancelling Joe Rogan. I was on a bachelor party this weekend, so I was in and out of service. Shout out just having friends and seeing your friends in a long time. It's like the best feeling ever. It just is just getting with the guys, having some fun. But I looked online and I was like, Joe Rogan was trending, which he happens probably what once a month. And it dawned on me that it is the dumbest thing ever

that they try to cancel Joe Rogan every other month. And then a bunch of people just tweet out Joe Rogan clips that probably just make new Joe Rogan fans. Yeah, so I don't the cell phone of the century. I don't ever listen to the Joe Rogan podcast not because I have anything against him, but because I just don't have time to. Oh, I was going to say, I don't listen to it because we just have Billy tell us. Well, yeah, Billy is and pretend it's his thoughts.

Joe Rogan, he's like the distilled version of all the best parts of Joe Rogan's brain. But when I when you see people talk about like, oh, Joe Rogan needs to be canceled for the thing that he said, then I will go and I will actively seek out that clip and listen to it. They just post clips of his show and market for him to be like, these are the these are the blue checkmark brigade gets all riled up. A lot of people probably don't like the blue checkmark brigade. They're like, hey, Joe Rogan is toxic. Oh, what? OK.

Let me go figure out what he said. Oh, this is interesting smoking weed with Elon Musk. Why do people think that Joe Rogan is like the voice of America? These days he's a good interviewer. He's a talented podcast host. He's got a platform. He's got a platform, but Joe Rogan literally has not changed like anything that he's been doing over the course of his career.

Maybe he takes like slightly more designer drugs than he used to take. Richer people drugs, richer drugs. He does richer drugs and pays less in state taxes now. But that's about the only thing that's changed with Joe Rogan. So it's like, yeah, you you know what you're getting with Joe Rogan. Like, don't expect him to be the world's best diplomat. Yeah. And I just I had that moment of clarity where I was like I was I had been drinking for three days and it was just my brain was in such

a dumb state that I clicked on it. And normally I'd be like, oh, wow, he's really stepped in at this time. But I was like, wait, they're just they're just doing his promotion for him. What was he mad about this time? It was something with vaccines and like passports, vaccine passports. I don't know. It was such a nothing burger like in the grant like you just said. Like if you're going your medical advice to Joe Rogan, like that's

you shouldn't be doing that. OK. But it's entertainment. So what he's doing is entertaining people and talking to different people. It's just a crazy concept to want to cancel someone and then continuously talk about them and like and just promote their show. Right. If I want medical advice, I'll listen to a doctor. If I want to hear about how to make a hallucinogenic tea brewed from the antler of an elk that he just bow hunted, I'm going to tune into the Joe Rogan podcast. And guess what?

The guy's fucking just doing his thing. Leave him alone. Free Joe Rogan. Let's do free Joe Rogan. Fuck it. Free Joe Rogan. I'm on a free Joe Rogan kick. Jake. The Lily World Series is back. Yes, we've got the regionals going on right now. Tom's River, New Jersey is back.

Todd Frazier's nephew is on the team. So get ready to see that. Todd Frazier, Derek Jeter, yeah, collab back out again on your screens the next few weeks. I love it. What are they putting the water in Tom's River? What kind of river is that? Because they're always a dynasty for the last like 40 years. I love it. I love it.

Yeah, they love showing the crying kids too. Like, oh, and I love crying kids are the best. It's the best. Do you think that there are any dads, like real hardcore baseball dads, the ones that wear the wrap around Oakley is 24 seven that have like had a son and then moved to Tom's River? Yeah, probably that their son could play for that little team. Yeah, yes, definitely.

Yeah, just in the hopes that we get better coaching growing. Yes, absolutely. I don't like the miked up coaches, though, who know they're miked up. They give the pep talk to the mound. Yeah, like, guys, it's OK. It's like, no, there's no way when this was miked up. When you were playing in the regionals and you're the kid was giving up

like bomb after bomb, you were not saying like, don't worry, sport. No, yeah, it'll be OK. Try to go viral motherfucker. I want to go to where is it? Oh, Williamsport. Williamsport. I want to go to fucking Williamsport and ride the Hershey roller coaster.

Yeah, there's no chance that that's how they talk. They're like, get this pussy out of the game. So great. And they're just they're basically doing it so that it'll be on top 10 on ESPN. Yeah, look at this guy teaching a lesson. Have you ever met a really competitive little league coach? That's not how they talk. No, those words are not the word sportsmanship and it's OK.

Sports are not in their vocabulary. And you know, get to Williamsport if you're just a fucking laid back little league. Right. That's just not how it works. Right. I'm I'm excited, though. We miss a little league World Series last year. We should repurpose that Photoshop. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Of the kids, like, favorite snacks and like, it was like, no, yeah. Yes, yeah. I'm also on the. Did you guys see that clip of the comedian? People got mad at us for that, too. That was like, people were like, this is fake. That was a Joe Rogan thing.

Yeah, this is clearly fake. This is the the flight attendant. It was a comedian who did the interview pretending to be the flight attendant. And it was very, very funny. Everyone's like, that's not the real guy. It's comedians like, but it's still funny. Like, if it's fake, OK, I shouldn't say that it's real. But if it's funny, it's funny.

Yeah. And that guy is like, now that people know him more than they used to. And he already had like a pretty large following of like 200,000 subscribers. But now that he's even more well known as being the guy that reacts to something that just had or that just happened in the news, I think people are going to like him that much more. Yeah, I'm going to be next time something like that happens. I'm going to be on the lookout for this guy's like viral news

vulturing video that he puts up. Yes. And it's too. There's too much of like, oh, like, well, that's fake, so I can't enjoy it. No, it's I don't care if it's fake. It was fucking funny on its own. Billy, my who's back is America. Yeah, one thing we didn't touch upon. We won. Oh, yeah, we did.

We won the Olympics. Most golds, most golds, 39 golds over China's 38. So Gables last minute gold or USA basketball. Right. Or the women's USA basketball and volleyball and volleyball. Yeah. So we we had 112 medals and China had 87. Russia was third. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. But yeah, so we're kicking ass again.

I love it. We're number one. America is officially back. Yeah, number one. We are. OK, it feels good. Feels like all that time invested, not clipping any of the Olympic sports because the IOC is stupid and doesn't want people to actually watch the Olympics was well spent. Mm hmm. Yeah. OK, great. Who's backs, everyone?

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Recurring guest. When we said we'd love to have him back on, we didn't think it would be this quickly. It is Guy Fieri, the legend. So we got a bunch of stuff going on. Guy Fieri has done The Impossible. He has created the Apple Pie Hot Dog, which we got to talk about that.

You also have a new show coming out. That's coming out at the end of August. The Busiest Man in Showbiz. You want to talk about Apple Pie Hot Dog? At first because I was on vacation last week. I came back and there was like a bunch of stuff on my desk. Guy Fieri, when you think he's done it all, he's like, hey, I'm going to put a hot dog inside of an Apple Pie

and basically make the most American thing ever. How do you do it? How do you do it, Guy? Well, let me give you the genesis, you guy. I'll tell you this. Thank you for having me back. You guys are worldwide. All of my cousins, my kids, our friends,

anybody that's a sports junkie went bananas when I was on the show. So the fact that I'm back now, they're really going to think that I've got something going on. So thanks for having me. Past that, listen, I'm a huge Chevy guy. Always have been a Chevy guy. I'm a die-hard bowtie, okay?

I mean, I've got three Corvettes, three Camaros, a bunch of Chevy truck. I mean, everybody laughs at my family. They say the only reason that you really worked hard and got into all this is just so you could afford your car budget, you know, your car and your hot rod budget. So I get this call from Chevy. And then my agent calls me and says,

hey, listen, Chevy wants to talk to you about this idea. I'm like, they want me to design another hot rod. Well, it wasn't quite that exciting. But it was a great thing. They said, do you think you could take, do you remember the old jingle from the 70s, baseball hot dog, apple pie, and Chevrolet? You guys aren't old enough to remember that.

But when I was a kid, it was something that you, you heard it come on the radio, you heard it come on the TV, and you just knew how to do the sing-a-long. And don't ask, because I'm not saying it. And they said, do you think it's possible that you could take an apple pie and marry it with a hot dog? And I'm, well, my first instinct, my first thought was putting a hot dog inside of an apple pie.

And no way would that work. And they said, it doesn't have to be the iconic apple pie like this, but we want those flavors. Because apple and meat go together really well. We've always heard that Bobby Brady pork chops and applesauce. So we said, I said, no, the savory and the sweet have a really, have a combo. And then we love things that have crust and have buns

and have texture. So a flaky apple pie crust. I said, OK, I said, let me think about this, because it's really whacked out, man. This is like, this is even past the mayor of Flavortown. I said, OK. So I called my team, and I'm like, hey, before anybody thinks I'm drinking,

let me just go over this with you. What do you think about if we took, and so we started, we started messing with it, started going back and forth. And what we came up with, and I, listen, I know you probably look at me a little sideways, but what we came up with actually should be prepared and sold in frozen food sections, because we take a flaky pie crust,

we take an all-American beef hot dog, we make a bacon jam with crunchy, with crunchy bacon, and we make a mustard, an apple mustard, and we layer that hot dog in between two pieces of the flaky pie crust, a little bit of the apple pie filling and the bacon jam in the center, and then we bake it. And then right when it comes out, we hit it with a little raw sugar,

you know, just a little raw sugar on the stove won't burn, and when we pulled out, we drizzle it with an apple mustard, and I am telling you, I'm telling you, you're going to dig it. That sounds amazing. Yeah. You know what you could do too. I don't want to tell you how to do your job, guy, but if you wanted to make that, like the stuff crust

around an actual apple pie, that would probably be good too. Hey, this thing is going in such weird directions. I'm going to tell you, I got this, you know, we shot a big thing here with Chevy, which was awesome, because they brought a new 2022 Chevy Cormier or Chevy Corvette here, and maybe somebody ripped it around town for a while. I don't want to say anybody did that, but with only like 50 miles on it. But no, exactly.

I started feeding it to the crew, and there were people who kind of looked at me sideways, like, man, what is this guy doing? And everybody that took a bite of it went, it so works. So what's going to happen? You don't feel the dreams. You know, the movie, feel the dreams. Next to where they shot the movie, they built a big,

you guys know this, I'm just preaching in the choir, but at this game between the socks and the Yankees, they're going to serve this. So this apple pie hot dog that we've made has gone to a partner, and they've made up, I think they made like 6,000, and everybody who attends this, I think on August 12th, they're right there when they play the game, they're going to serve this to everybody.

So they're going to not only get a chance to go to one of the most iconic parts of baseball ever, and one of the most iconic places ever, you know, with our partners with Chevy, who are the most all-American you can have, and they're going to get to eat an apple pie hot dog. You have reached like American nirvana. I don't know how you did it,

but the fact that they're going to be watching baseball in Iowa, field of dreams site, Guy Fieri made a hot dog apple pie combo. I mean, this is it. Would you say this is the biggest accomplishment in your life? A life of many accomplishments. I think it's got to be up there, right? It is one of those that when the gauntlet is put in front of you,

and this Chevy team's been amazing to work with. I mean, these guys, they know exactly where I'm at with it, because I am big time, and there's a great story about it. When I started shooting diners, driving some dives, and we got picked up to do the show, the producer called me and said, hey, so we got picked up for six episodes. Now, you said you had this big problem.

You won't drive anything but a Chevy. I mean, we were just saying that is that a real thing. I'm like, I'm not doing the show unless I'm driving a Chevy. I'm just not getting caught in any other, because we did drive some other cars in the pilot of the show. We even drove a car, but we drove some other cars. And I said, remember that Camaro that we drove in Boston? I said, remember that Camaro that we did?

That's the convertible red car. That's that alike. So they went and bought that exact red convertible Camaro. That's how this whole thing started. But no, when you get your favorite car brand calls you and says, can you do this? And I got to be honest, I was a little shaky at the beginning. I said, of course, I want to take the challenge.

But what has come out is really going to be a blast. People are going to dig it. And what a great promotion, because I don't know if you remember that song, but man, these guys are just tugging at the heartstrings, because it takes you right back to your childhood. At least for me, it does. It takes you right back to my childhood. And it's pretty awesome.

It's up there, man. It's up there in, hey, can you jump Snake River? Can you in evil? Can evil? Oh, yeah, I can. He'll bring it. Well, I got to try it. I can't wait.

We have some. It sounds like a wonderful dish. Oh, you guys have one? Yeah, we have some in the kitchen. We just got back from vacation. We're going to eat them later today. Fantastic. Oh, listen, he just promised me this.

You got to put the mustard on there. And I give a whole video. The great thing is, is people can go online. They can get this whole thing. I give a whole demonstration video about how to make it. And I'm telling people, don't go all bananas on this. Oh, no, keep it low key. Buy a free made pie crust.

Buy some apple pie filling. You got to make the bacon jam. Get a really good hot dog, your favorite kind of hot dog. You got to make the apple pie mustard. We take a little bit of apple pie filling and mustard and mix them together so you get a little sweet and a little tangy, savory acid of the mustard. And putting the raw sugar on, on the top when it cooks in there.

So it kind of gives that little crunch on the top, little sweet crunch. But you get a combo of sweet and savory, just the juxtaposition going back and forth. I want you guys to let me know what you think. I think you're going to be blown away. Hell yeah. Do I have to be high to eat it, or is that just recommended?

You know how many people ask me, was anybody under the influence of anything when this was built? And I'm like, I would tell you that it was if I was. But I'm telling you, there were no beverages or any other substance involved. It was just really, you know what it was? Remember those apple pies? You would get it in fast food when you were a kid.

Yeah. And it would be so hot that your mom would take it away from you because if you bit into it, you would be scarred. But it was that kind of shape. And the guys, the team from Chevy who were really, I mean, I'm wondering, is this a real thing? But they were super tuned into it. And they had sent me a picture of one.

And that's where the Genesis came from. Like, wait a second, I need to be able to see the hot dog. I can't make a bun out of pie crust because it'll fall apart. How can I mirror these things together? I think what came out. You guys will be calling me for more. I'm telling you, he's going to end up in the store. I'm excited.

It does sound good. And I've noticed like, I don't know if you've lost some weight, but you look like you're in really good shape right now. Ooh. Do you have like a workout regimen? Is Guy Fury like a sneaky undercover gym guy? It's from meeting those apple pie hot dogs, guys. You know what?

So I'm 53. And I won one of those guys. I got two young boys. Well, 125, the rider's 15. And we just got back from being at our cabin for a month. So there was a lot of water sports. And the one thing I don't want to do is be doing all this activity and energy and shows

and creating all the things I'm creating and be one of those guys that hits 60 and drops over. So I try to take care of myself. You know, pretty regimented lifestyle and workout style. I work about four days a week. So in everything from hiking to CrossFit to the dreaded treadmill to the elliptical to that rowing machine, I hate that rowing machine.

The worst. It is the worst. Especially when you've got a gut. You have any level of gut. You know, you have to get out of it. It's terrible. I know. It's like my golf swing.

I can't play golf because my breasts get in the way. Two minutes on the rowing machine feels like seven minutes on the elliptical. Yeah. We have races of who can stay on it between like a full sprint on the Peloton treadmill to the rowing machine, to the elliptical. But the way, I'll tell you, here's my theory,

or here's what keeps me motivated and working out is I invite a bunch of my friends over and we all commit. So if you flake, you're the one guy that flake today, then because we've got a big gym set up. It's great because we do CrossFit and everybody shows up and you don't want to show up on a Monday, but you have to. Because if you don't show up, you just catch, you know, just catch so much crap for the rest of the week.

So that buddy motivation program really does work. All right, so you mentioned your sons. I saw you, you were at a bunch of NBA finals games. We talked a lot about the Phoenix crowd. Now, you probably were just a regular looking guy in the Phoenix crowd because it was an eclectic group of people. What was it like in the stadium?

And like the, we kept on saying that people are just sun poisoned in the desert. So when they get inside the AC, like they kind of lose their mind a little bit and they all look like they've been partying all day and having a great time and we would never fit in a crowd like that. Well, I gotta tell you that Arizona and the AZ fans are so,

they're just, the Sun's fans are great. You know, it reminds me, because I'm a big, you know, I'm a big Warriors fan living up here in Northern California. It reminds me of the Warriors back in the Oracle arena. Okay, back when people had tickets for 20 years and all of a sudden the team comes alive and really starts blowing up

and the people still have their season tickets. You know, things haven't changed. It's still filled with just crazy fans. Okay, that have been there forever. And then of course, things change of course, sponsorships come in and tickets go higher priced and you start to lose some of that fan base. You can really tell the difference on the fan base

to when the ones that were there, true blue or true Sun's, but I'm gonna tell you something. It was outrageous. Those fans were so passionate, so enthusiastic. And I love Arizona. I mean, I love going out and see the diners, having some dives down there. I mean, we go down sanctuary, one of my best buds,

Bo McMillan, who's a big chef down there. But I need to introduce you guys so you'd love it. But he's got this great restaurant, this great resort. So the whole thing was a package deal, but the fans were on fire. It was those games, we went down for the playoffs first. And a buddy of mine named Chris Alvarez, who's a big guy for Jim Bean, noted for years.

So he invites us down, we go to the game, we sit on the court, my son Ryder and I. And Ryder, when we get back, when my kids have stationery, and I'm into handwritten letters and big thank yous, you gotta be respectful and responsible. Ryder's 15, so Ryder wrote him this really well-written handwritten letter or card.

And about a week later, Alvarez takes a picture and sends it to me and texts it over and goes, who in the world? Nobody has written me a thank you card in all of the seats I've given away. You tell Ryder if they make it to the finals, I got a ticket for him. I'm like, don't do this to me, please.

Please don't put this on me. Well, long story short, they of course, they made it to the finals. We were at the lake, get out of the lake, back into civilization, on a plane, fly to Arizona and go to the game. And then he, Chris goes, I want to stick around for game two. I mean, it was the hottest.

I love it. All because of kid, all because of 15-year-old wrote a thank you letter. I love it. There's a lesson in there. The lost art of handwriting. They don't teach kids cursive anymore in school. Isn't that nuts?

I'll write something to him in cursive, he's like, what does this say? Yeah, right. Basically how adults can communicate and code around kids nowadays. Yes. I haven't thought about it that way. That's exactly what it is.

Have you been out to Vegas recently? Are you going to go out there and cook for Raiders training camp? I just, I'm telling you, we are so fired up. We have a restaurant. We have Flavortown kits in there, in Flavortown, Tailgate, in Raiders Stadium, which was a big thing for me

because I'm silver and black. We haven't been in there for a game yet or for anything. I mean, we have to develop the restaurant. But no, our goal is to make as many games as possible. One of my really good friends, Marcel Ries, I was kind of like an uncle to Ryder. Number 45 used to play for the Raiders, is now in the admin program

and works directly with Mark. So yeah, we're putting our schedule together to get down there. And it's just, man, finally the Raiders get the state and they deserve to play in. It's so many years in Oakland and sharing it with the baseball. I'm sure they're still playing on dirt

and in this day and age was crazy. But it's pretty amazing. It's a beautiful stadium. It is. It is. It's a very beautiful stadium. We've got to let you know when you go down to Vegas to go to a game

because I've got a couple of restaurants there. I've got Guy's Vegas kitchen and bar right there on the strip between the, at the link is what it's called, right between Harris and Flamingo. And then I have another one called El Butto Baracho, the drunk donkey over at the Rio. I love it.

Yeah, we're getting ready to open a bunch more. We got a big sports bar, big sports complex that we're opening up, hopefully by the beginning of the first quarter in 2022. So we got a lot going on, but when you guys are hitting Vegas, make sure you let me know and I'll, I'll make sure that you go with some stretch pants.

I had, I had a question that I didn't get to last time. Can you explain to us the deal, your deal with eggs? How much time do we have? As much as you want, as much as you want, Guy. So here's the deal with eggs. Grew up on a ranch farm, you know, outside, outside of town. Raised animals, raised sheep and steers and horses. A lot of horses were big and horses.

Chickens, you know, you name it, we had it. And I would eat egg, fried egg sandwiches, like they're going out of style. And one day I got a little surprised when I cracked the egg in the frying pan. I was about nine. And I, oh, tada, look at that little gift. And my buddy and I, and it was just kind of like this

revelation, it's kind of like this, oh, okay, I get how the big process works. This is the chicken and the egg. My dad gave me the explanation of why the chicken was in the egg when it was in the frying pan. And that kind of started my little thing. I use eggs in everything I cook. I mean, it's quintessential as a chef

that we have eggs in food and with that. I'm just not a fan of the liquid chicken part of the runny yolk thing that my wife loves. She dipped the toast in that. I just sit there and go, but I'm not a big fan of the smell. So it's more about a breakfast egg than it is anything. And that's not that big. Now I've had the egg challenge put in front of me

several times. I don't know if you saw it tonight, Joe, when I chugged the egg. Fallon, Jimmy knew that I was not an egg fan. So of course he brings out a carton of eggs and says, so I chugged an egg for him. But yeah, okay, so you can overcome it. All right, well, I just, yeah, that was curious

because that's a chef not being a big fan of eggs is like, that's one of the main things that everything's cooked with. You could hide the keys to a Ferrari. Excuse me, let me record. You could hide the keys to a new 2022 Chevy Corvette under a pile of scrambled eggs, because I never did. You never get to the bottom of it.

Oh, man. Well, I think you gotta go. I think you have some other stuff that you're booked up with today. But I'm just gonna let you marry on this one while you leave. Here's an idea that I came up with over the weekend. I think it's a billion dollar idea. Alcoholic soup.

Soup with booze in it. Tom, Tom, no, Mr. Rum. I don't know that I've got you there because I would worry about the evaporation factor, alcohol evaporates faster than water. And so when you get that temperature up, would that bleed off? I don't know.

But I will tell you this, when the craziness of Chevy and Apple Pie hot dogs all got into my mind, and that kind of like changes my paradigm, I got into this thing of boozy ice cream. So you may keep an eye out. There may be a Guy Fieri boozy ice cream coming out sometime soon.

Tell me that wouldn't be gay. What can't you do? I don't know what you can't do. Like it's the genius mind of Guy Fieri. He's gonna be president one day. If he can make, I fucking love it. If you can make Apple Pie and hot dog get along, I'm sure he can solve Israel-Palestine.

Yes. You guys, I can't let me know what you think of it because it's gonna be, might be a game changer. All right, I love it. And I think it's awesome. By the way, keep inspiring America and keep everybody on the edge of their seat. You guys have no boundaries.

And it's just, I love the enthusiasm. I love the Instagram, the Twitter. I mean, all the, everything you guys are sending out there and keep this ball rolling. We need more of your enthusiasm. I love it. Guy Fieri telling us to inspire America. We love you guys.

Yes. You do the same. Thanks so much. Guys, you're awesome. I'll catch you soon. All right. See you in Vegas. Yes, definitely.

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Mount Rushmore of items you would buy for $20 or less. Hank, do you wanna do first because you're coming off a big win? Yeah, I gotta tell you guys something. First of all, can we just, I was in my own head because there was an overwhelming amount of comments telling me you guys through it.

No. All right, I didn't think so but it was one of those things where I should have been basking in the win this weekend. Obviously, it was the most overwhelming for those that obviously it's a podcast. We put out the poll on Twitter. The results were like 84% me, 3% PFT,

3% Billy and Jake, 4% Big Cat. So the most overwhelming win in all time. You would think I'd be celebrating happy for it. You were trending on Twitter. Why weren't you happy? I was trending on Twitter. On Wednesday, after the cartoon characters draft, I know I pushed back on the show

but even myself had in a moment of reflection, I was like looking in the mirror like, what are you doing? What are you thinking? What's going on? We were together, like make better picks. I texted my right hand man, my partner in crime, Liam. And I was like, Liam, you're doing my Mount Rushmore Friday.

What? It was Bubba's Mount Rushmore? Text me a list. I'm just going to read your list. I'm not going to do anything on my own. And then I'd need to see if people, if I'm actually making these terrible picks or maybe people are just like voting me in last place.

So it wasn't you? And it was those were, Liam sent me a list. What the fuck? But I told him, I told him. I was like, Liam, if you, here's what I said, here's what I said. You completely ruined Mount Rushmore. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You defiled the integrity of the competition. Can I finish? There's nothing left now. Can I finish? I told Liam, first of all, I told Liam, I was like, if you, if I win, you're, I'm passing the torch. It's Liam's Mount Rushmore.

I'm giving up my spot because clearly I'm doing terrible. All right, hold on. Clearly Liam made the greatest Mount Rushmore draft of all time, not even close. We got to hear from Liam because Liam, you're the, you're the, what's, what's the omniscient, omniscient narrator? You're the omniscient narrator.

Omnipresent. Omnipresent. Having his list and watching it unfold was so real. He doesn't know what that word means. No, it's not. Okay, because Liam knows that you, he, you did his picks or Liam did your picks. Obviously.

Liam also knows other things. All right, so I found out Wednesday. All right, so you guys did fix it. No, no. We thought that the fans were fixing the vote. Yeah, because they fucking, we thought the fans gassed you up so much that they just were like, all the AWLs were like,

hey, we're going to vote for Hank. We thought there must be like a Reddit thread or a back channel. It's bullshit. A hype group. There's no way you win 88% of the vote. It wasn't me. What else is Liam now?

Yeah, we fucking threw it to you. Yeah, seriously. Did you actually think we didn't get sausage on the background? No, that's what I was going to say. I think I was on the wrap around. I think we got for God's sake. You guys ruined Mount Rushmore.

You guys both told me that you were cheating within five minutes of each other. I thought I was getting fucked with. I told memes, I had to be like, I was like, yo, what should I do about this? So I was like, because I was thinking, I was like, I might make one even worse than that. There were two moments where I was like,

how does Hank not realize it? One was when sausage got back to him and two was when PFT went back to back off. I would double off. Well, I was just reading Liam's list. All right, so you guys have actually ruined Mount Rushmore. No, we got you away. It felt good, but unfortunately,

it didn't feel good because you also ruined it. Well, we can. No, no, but I was just asking me to do it. Yeah, you know what this reminds me of? But like that, you guys, but you guys saying like, we're like, I'm not doing my Rushmore period. What are you talking about?

You ruined it too. We both ruined it together. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I employed a strategy. I was always going to say like, this is a new strategy. And we were always going to say, we did it so that you'd have a nice weekend. But that's fucking yourself up.

That's so lame. That's like the fucking lamest thing I've ever heard. Hank, you guys are fucking losers. No, Hank, listen to me. This is it's kind of a beautiful thing that we both cheated at the same time. I did not cheat. It's you guys.

No, you guys just actually ruined this. No, you cheated. Hank, it's beautiful. It's like, you know, the songs you like, Pina Coladas, it's about a guy writing a personal ad trying to cheat on his wife. And his wife also writes a personal ad trying to cheat on her husband.

And they answer each other's ad and end up hooking up again. That's what this podcast for Friday. We both, we all parties cheated at the exact same time. I think it's meant to be. No, it's not. You had someone else do your picks for you. We might have said beforehand,

let's make sure Hank wins this one so he can fucking feel good about himself. That's so lame. Why? Just brose gas and brose. Yeah. I likened it to, I likened it to, before you got here,

that it's like running, running in the wind. When the wind is, you know, at your back. Yeah, you might be running a little extra fast because you got a wind behind you, but you're still running fast, Hank. I'm actually really happy that I didn't make my own picks. Well, I am too. Cause we all, like PFT said,

but it's a perfect clean. Either way, you guys are scumbags. I told him before, like I obviously didn't know you guys were just gonna fucking. Cause scumbags? It's just, you guys, this is a sports podcast, right? Like what fucking player? What football guy?

Just like, this isn't like, I'm not a cancer patient. I'm not like a kid that's like make a wish, like give the kid a fucking run in this and practice and touch them. Yeah, that's what we did for you. Yeah, no, but like that. That kid doesn't know that's what's happening.

You didn't know that's what was happening. No, I did, obviously. You were running in the end zone, like fuck yeah, I did it. No, cause I knew the whole time it wasn't my picks. But we all cheated, so that's good. I think it's beautiful. It really tells us that we're meant to be together. Either way, that goes out as the best Mount Rushmore

we've ever done on all parts. I told Liam if we won, he's doing my Mount Rushmore's and we won, so I'm done. Because we, no, we did, we won the poll. No, absolutely not. Why? Come on, man. I'm a man of my word.

I would not just like lie and cheat and do the spake, like fucking, you guys are doing bits. No, that's not a bit. Yeah, it's funny, like we're doing Mount Rushmore's. There's a finite amount in a year. You want the players to go hard every single game. No. And you guys just did load management.

You guys were too lazy to come up with picks. No. You thought of something that was easy. No. I told Liam, I'm a man of my word. It's a motivational technique. I said Liam. We want you to go into a good mental state

and we want you to have a successful performance so you can visualize repeating that successful performance. It doesn't matter. I'm a man of my word, I told Liam if we won, he gets my Mount Rushmore's for the rest of the year and we won. That's it. That's your guys fault for not trying.

This podcast is built on deceit. On guys, you know, hanging out, having a good time supporting each other, having some laughs, you were down a little bit. We wanted to boost you up. We always were going to tell you. So what the hell? No, it's all good.

But like, I told Liam. It doesn't seem all good. Well, I feel bad for the listener because it's like, every time you lose, you're going to be like, oh, I threw it on purpose. Yes, the precedent has been set. No, no. Did you actually tell Liam to do it before?

There's no way. Yes. Hank, there's no way that we will. The timing of it was like literally incredible. Yeah, that is insane. You told me that and then during, like right after that interview, Hank told me that I was going to do it.

That's crazy. And I was like, I was looking around being like somebody's fucking with me. We deserve each other. I'd like to go back in. I'm not done. I'd like you to watch Jake during the Mount Rushmore because he was so uncomfortable

with having to participate in a scam. He was like, well, he just takes Spanish probably anyway. The reasoning was pretty good, right? About the salad. Yeah, I mean. He was like fidgeting around his chair and he was like looking at us with his nervous smile on his face like, I can't believe I'm doing this right now.

This goes against every five years I've been. Well, I was like, I mean, I just wasn't, I was just going off the list. So I wasn't really thinking about it. When it came back to me with sausage, I was like, that's crazy. But then someone tweeted at me and was like, they clearly threw it because Big Cat goes,

oh, I'm going to take sautéed onions. And I was like, oh, yeah. No, I didn't say sautéed onions. I said, yes, sautéed onions are a real thing. It was always a plan to sauté it. No, no, we weren't ever going to take sausage. We actually literally said the only two picks that we can't make are pepperoni and sausage.

And the fact that you gave me the first pick was clearly obvious when it's like the only, it's a draft where there's one obvious one. But you didn't screw it up. Yeah. You said pepperoni when you were underneath. Yeah, I'm happy for Liam. He's always helped me. He's always given me picks.

He's, I'm passing the torch. It's sad for you guys. No, it's sad for all, it's sad for the listeners. You're robbing the listeners now. You guys rob the listeners. No, no, you did. I'm a man of my word. I said if we won, he gets it.

We won. He gets it. Hank, right now. You guys didn't try. That's on you. That's on you. You didn't try either. You didn't try either.

Right now, you are robbing the listeners going forward. They want Hank. They're wandering. They're at the gates with pitchforks demanding. He won the biggest draft of all time. It's like fucking Michael Jordan coming in and dropping 50 and then you don't just put him back on the bench. But it was a setup.

I'm passed by Prime. No, it was a setup. Hank, you're still doing Mount Rushwood. You have to. Hank, if you want me to go to Mount Rushwood, then what do I become, if I go to Mount Rushwood, what do I become? We're going to fire you if you don't do Mount Rushwood.

Do you understand? Can you just take a step back? You guys should have fucking tried that. Take a step back and realize how perfect this was. No, the fact that this all happened. It was a socialist period. I need to know. You guys have made it so much worse.

I need to know if I chose my picks and people are just making bad picks. I needed to see a regular. I needed to see Liam's picks with your guys' real picks. In the next. Let's see how that sides up. You guys fucking through it because you're losers. Here's what we'll do.

In the next two weeks, you can do one of your picks and you'll find it. You'll do the social experiment. No. Oh, Hank, this is sad. I agree. Yeah, I agree. No, I agree.

I don't get why you guys don't want. I mean, Liam had the biggest draft. Because the people want to check your ego, Hank. They want you to pick four teenagers and pre-teens to hang out with. Liam's younger than me. In the cartoon draft. They want you to say pole vaulting.

Guys, this all started with pole vaulting. You guys should have tried. Yeah, that was, again, I was coming off a long weekend. My brain wasn't there. I was happening to be talking to a pole vaulter. Billy looks like he's about to say something right now that's going to fix the entire situation. Let's go, Billy.

I just feel bad for the anchovy commission. No, that didn't fix anything. No, there's like a group of heavily dedicated anchovy fans. Yeah, shout out my pineapple fans. I do like pineapple on pizza. Also shout out to Vegans. I didn't really mean what I said. I kind of did, but stay subscribed.

There was some honesty behind my picks. I just went down the draft. I liked my pizza when I ate it tonight. A vegan emailed me. What'd they say? I'm going to pull it up. Like it was fucked up. That's awesome.

Yeah. Let's read it. Monday reading real quick. Oh, you know what a good embrace debate for veganism. Wow, what a segment to submit. Is honey vegan. Honey vegan? The subject is lack of vegan love.

Yeah. Hey, dude's period. It might be the one vegan listener you guys were talking about on last week's show. I pretty much love you guys more than anybody considered to be P-list celebs rude. The vegan hate, though, is so real with you guys, exclamation point.

What's up with that? Just would appreciate a little respect from time to time. Still a fan, even through the vegan-ness slander, would even buy you boys an In-N-Out or any other animal slaughter dish if it's your choice. Anyway, I just wanted to say you have to at least one die hard listener out there. It'd be nice if you guys would respect a person's

diets as I do yours. OK, thanks for the email, Bailey. Yeah, I think that was absolutely good. BW Carlin, thank you. It takes all, it takes all stripes. So if you're a vegan listener, that's fine. Go eat a steak is what I'll say. Go eat a steak and tell me that's not better.

Stop stealing cow's food. There we go, Billy. Actually, I will say right now, if that guy's real, I will say right this second, I welcome you to zoom in and have a one-on-one, 10-minute debate with Billy and we'll put it on the show on Vegan Verse 9. You know what we should do? We'll put it after the song.

That should be one of the states that we do every football season, where if you lose, maybe if you lose that week's like your picks, if you have the worst record, you have to go vegan. No, I won't do that. You guys are Tim Donoghie. I won't do that. What?

You guys, you guys. Yeah, those flags still fly. You guys have ruined the sport. The Lakers still won that championship. Tim Donoghie's a legend. Yeah. He still comes on part of my take. You ruined the sport.

You had someone else pick for you. That's ruining the sport equally. No, that's called literally sports. A player plays bad. But you didn't tell us. You didn't tell us. If you had said, Liam, you're doing the picks, that's different.

You deceived us. You Wally pipped yourself. No, but they were separate. It didn't matter. There's so many different levels of gaslighting. Yeah, I know. I don't even know which. We could mine a Bitcoin right now.

We have so much gaslight going. Whatever. I'm happy for Liam. He deserves this opportunity. I'm happy for you that you won a Mount Rushmore, 88%. Liam. That's you. The biggest.

Put it up like the Colts. Yeah. Put that banner up, 88%. All right, what number, Hank? Hank, come on. The people are going to be so upset. And they should be upset at you. No.

You get upset, look in the mirror. When you're getting mad at me, look at yourself. No. You have no one to blame but yourself. Hank, you're also just completely discounted the fact that you also cheated. No, it's you. You also cheated.

You're no better than us. You're no better than us on this side of the table. There's a huge difference between throwing a game and putting in a replacement player. Hank, if you guys threw a game, you guys threw a fucking game. If this was cheating on your significant other, we had sex, you got to blow job. No.

We both cheated. Yes. Absolutely not. I told Liam to text my girlfriend because I was having a bad time texting her. You guys just fuck someone else. Wait, why did you tell him that? Wait, you told Bubba.

I was on hypothetical. You told Bubba. I didn't actually do that. You told Bubba. Well, you know, you just did the sex and blow job comparison. And I'm saying in this comparison, if I was trying to get with the girl and I was going through a slump, I was like, I can't.

My texts aren't going through. They're not flying. Liam, can you send some text for me? Get it going. Here's the perfect analogy. You guys were just like, here's the perfect analogy. You guys just catfished. Here's the perfect analogy.

If we were all taking a college test, all we did was say, we're going to bomb it so it adjusts the curve so that Hank does well. You literally cheated off someone else. That's both cheating. That is literally what it happened. It's both cheating. That's exactly what happened.

The sex analogy I would use would be like, you got a hand job. We did anal, but didn't come. Yeah. There we go. On the back. Either way, I'm a man of my word. And I told Liam, if we won, which we did, the spot is his.

All right, this is bullshit. All right, I mean, what do you, I'm a man of my word. What do you want me to say? One. You can't just say that you're not doing Mount Rush. When are you not doing? There was clearly, you know, I'm a man of my word.

I'm a man of my word. I'll take two. So I'll go overly competitive. If you guys had tried hard and we won, wouldn't you say it's fair? Fuck you. Wouldn't you say it's fair? No, what's your pick? What number?

69. OK. You're so stupid. What? Hank went one. P.F., you went two. I went three. If you just said four, you would have been worth it.

Yeah. 82, he still got it. All right. What do you want the order to be? Well, you want to go first? OK. And just to clarify, each item is $20. Yes.

So it's a total of $80 that you'll be spending. Yes. This Mount Rush was relevant after what you had to do. I think we're all guilty, myself included. We have brought on my hands. Not me. I don't feel guilty at all. I didn't do anything wrong.

I almost didn't. So the other wrinkle was when I texted Bill. You guys are sickos. I texted Bill. I can't look at you. I texted Bill and P.F.T. and one of my friends, Jake, and my friend Jake was texting me on the side, was like, what are you talking about in this text

about throwing him Mount Rush more? And then I thought maybe we shouldn't tell Jake Marsh because he can't lie. You guys are worse than O.J. Wow. Well, O.J. didn't do it. So we're good. Son.

Yeah. So there you go. All right. So you got first pick, Hank, second? Yeah. And then P.F.T. then me? Yep. All right.

Let's do it. So if I got a nice, crisp $20 bill, again, 18 pack, a core's life. There it is. That was definitely not going to make it all the way to the fourth. Good pick. Good pick, Billy.

Good pick. Hank. Hank and Liam, you can have a team together. Lank. I have his list, so I'm just going to read his list. These are Liam's picks. Movie tickets. Movie tickets.

Two of them? One of them? One of them. It's got to be one now. Yeah. OK. Good pick. Movie tickets.

I like it. OK. A gram. Oh, not a drug guy. Not a drug guy, but not a drug guy. For the value, it's a steal. Yes. Yes.

How much does a gram usually cost? 20-ish. I think it's just been 20 for the last 40 years. That's the one thing that doesn't inflate. This is mids. All right. I will go with two for 20. Chili's Fajitas Trio.

Fajitas Trio from Chili's. You get steak, shrimp, and chicken. Great meal. The sizzle. Delicious. And a $20 worth of 50-50 raffle tickets, because that could be thousands. Yep.

You just get more and more and more. Because I definitely would have won with that. OK. My second, I'm going to go with pizza. Who? Just get a pizza. What do you put on it? So I like green olives.

Look at it. It's so bad. But I also like black olives. But I also like calamata olives. You guys have just ruined this forever, everyone. Forever. This is a real Mount Rush when we're doing it. Is it?

Yes. A pizza, Hank. Who fucking knows? All right. OK. I'm shocked Hank didn't take a gram with his first pick, too. Good pick, PFC. It's not my pick, or else I definitely would have.

OK. Bleach your ticket to a day baseball game. Ah. Pretty good. OK. So you guys are doing all sorts of things. That's the thing you guys, these are not my picks. Yeah.

My first one is going to be an NFL Red Zone channel subscription. Oh. Good one. And then my second one, similar to yours, big cat, it's going to be $20 worth of scratch offs. Mm, OK. OK.

It's always fun. Yeah. This was not my pick again, but I fully endorse it. A shit ton of Taco Bell. All right. Yeah. OK. Love it.

Love Taco Bell. Yep. Greatest restaurant in the world. Just a shit ton of it. I like it. All right, so for my third one, I'm going to go with gas. You can do anything if you have a tank of gas. And I know $20 isn't a full tank.

That's not a full, yeah. But there's something just magical. I don't really drive a car that much anymore, but I do have one for the summer. And so when I filled up the tank the other day, you feel so empowered looking at that needle all the way at the top. You feel like you could do anything

in the world with a full tank of gas. I'm going to get bonked for my next pick, but I don't care if you're just doing it. No, it's just a prank. Browser's Password, a subscription to Browser's. And then my last pick is going to be a Trenta iced coffee with 12 shots of espresso. That's 1,095 milligrams of caffeine.

It runs about like $15. All right. Get myself fueled. What do you think is the most expensive coffee you can buy at Starbucks? We should try to figure out if we can. It's got to be like with caramel squirts and all kinds of shit. Like a $30.

I'll try to do it right now on the app. Yeah, OK. Get to work on that. For my last one, I'm going to go with David Buster's power card. Oh. Buster's a great way to spend $20. And it pays for itself, because if you get enough tickets,

you can get a key chain afterwards. That's true. Hank, you're up. T-shirt at the beach slash boardwalk. Yeah, female body inspector. Nice. Nice. Are the shirts that are like, if you look at my daughter,

I will slit your throat? Yeah. I love those ones. Yes. Yes. Florida man named William Lewis broke the record for the most expensive Starbucks beverage with a grande latte that cost $83.75

and contained 99 extra shots of espresso and 17 pumps of vanilla syrup, mocha, and matcha powder. And also probably seven different people spit from that start. Jesus Christ. I didn't know. I only went 12, because that's how many let you do on the app. So I guess I would do however many it would

let me to get to a $20 drink. All right, last pick. This guy fucking sucks. The most expensive steak at Walmart. Oh. I don't think you could get over like a porterhouse. You could get a T-bone, it's $20. Yeah.

Oh, OK. Shout out to that vegan guy. He's probably, shh, suck it. Yeah, with the most expensive squash you could buy. With some sunflower seeds. What do you order the most? What would be some kind of berries? Nuts, quinoa.

Yeah, they just walk around like, kale. What do you think the most expensive leaves? Vegetable you could buy. If you were like, go to a grocery store and get one. They like, bankrupt the generation. Yeah, other picks. I had a mini. We get my houses because of them.

Yeah, a mini hoop. A mini hoop basket hoop. On the door. I had a basketball on my list, too. Yep. Just getting a ball. Yeah. Two new podcast host best friends.

That was available for $20. All right, I would love to buy a producer that will admit that they actually also cheated. No, absolutely not. That's more than $20? How much is that? Just give me a price. Give us a price so we know what we're working with.

I don't, I'm not even going to get into it. I refuse. I've said my piece. I had a case of Coors Light and a five-pound bag of ice. Make the mountains extra blue. Yes, yes. Plus, when you buy the bag of ice out of the ice machine, you get to drop it and break it.

And that's the best part of buying ice. 20 games of quinoa. So is Hank's name is going to be on the thing still? No. Yes. No. I mean, Liam makes the thing. Please make sure the Hank's name is still there.

Maybe bold it. Yeah. Make it really. Maybe put some fireworks. Or maybe in parentheses, coming off an 88% win. Billy, do you have a recap? Oh, a game of bowling would be pretty good, too. Oh, yeah.

So the most expensive coffee in the world is actually made from a civet's poop. Yep. The civets eat the coffee beans, and then they poop it out. And that's the world's most expensive coffee. I had a cup of that when I had to eat shit when the Washington Capitals won the Stanley Cup. Oh, no, when they beat the penguins.

Did you even eat shit, though? Yeah, I did. You were there, Hank. Don't let. I don't want our past to be affected. No, we're going to start muddying the waters. Let's muddy the waters. Don't all the memories that we've made together

remain unchanged. No, were you just feeling bad for me then? Or were you just actually being my friend? I'll never know. What does it matter? I kind of like emo Hank. Yeah, if we bought you, if prostitution was legal and we got you a hooker, would you be mad?

Yeah. Without telling you? That's lame. Yeah, that's lame. You're not even a dude. Yeah, come on. Guycode. That's fucking lame.

I think we should just do no more gaslighting during Mount Rushmore. Just like, we'll have a flag. Now, Billy, I'm going to need you to explain how to be. Did Joe Rogan do a podcast about gaslighting last week? What's going on? It's like when you make people think that they're wrong when they're really right.

Yeah, but we're all debating. We're all wrong. Like I said, oh, like that's like the number one thing everyone yells at TVs and everyone's like, no, that's terrible. It's just a bad pick. I'm not saying it's not real. Oh, at a.

So this all goes back to you being mad about. You've been sitting in your head. I've been stealing. We need therapy after Mount Rushmore season. I think we just crushed. We went to head lasso before we left. Yeah, we need to just sit down and watch. Fuck 10.

No, thank you, Hank. Only because you won't go on the show. Not because the show is bad. OK, but I like the show, but yeah, that's my stance. Yeah. Train camp story. Zach Wilson is not doing well. Oh, yeah, I saw that.

The Jets offense was like he had like six picks. Yeah, three points on seven drives. And Nikhil Harry is doing amazing, apparently. So that would be a good late, late round fantasy. There we go. Billy's fancy place. Nice. And yeah.

Also, that was a deep, deep exhale from Hank there. Lane Kiffin lost 30 pounds. And his team is 100% vaccinated. Looking like a hot boy. Remember when I asked him when I was like, hey, dude, you look good. He's like, that's a weird thing to say to another man. Yeah.

I was like, all right. She knew exactly what he was doing. Well, he had a great quote. He said that after the bowl game, he saw a picture of himself. And he put it on the big screen for his players to watch. He said, I look like an anaconda that swallowed a deer. And then the deer got stuck in its throat.

That's actually pretty spot on. Yeah. If you looked at the angle that he had in the interview with us was also from a low angle. Yeah. And so he definitely had that deer pouch. Yeah. All right, are we good?

Are we good? Yeah. Jurassic Park was the first time the T-Rex was shown in the correct posture. Oh. Hank, do you want to hug it out? Yeah, I'm good. What about it?

I think we should hug it out. Yeah, we should. I think 71 is my pick. Hug it out, bitch. I'm good. 71 is sitting right here. 69. I'll take 82.

I'll put 71 back in for you, Hank, because I love you. I'll take eight. Texas's move to the SEC might be trying to court Archie Manning as a arch. That's a potential reason. 61. That would be fucking hilarious if Texas switched conferences just to try to get one athlete that they don't end up getting.

Exactly. All right, this is broken. So we'll just. What's your pick, Hank? 72. 72. All right. Oh, it's 72.

99. Yeah. 72 hit. Oh, congrats, Hank. Good job, Hank. What's that a plus? 68, 69, 71, 82? Why would 69 do that?

66. Oh, 66. 99. 18. If this is 72, you have to apologize to us. If this is 72, I'll keep doing that rush mores. Otherwise. 87.

I love you guys. I love you, Hank. I love you, too, Hank. I love you guys. I love you, Hank. Talking away. I don't know what I'm to say. I'll say it anyway.

Today is another day to find you shying away. I'll be coming for your love, OK? Take on me. Take me home. I'll be gone in a day or two. So needless to say, I'm on sentence, but that's me. I'm stumbling away, slowly learning that life is OK. And say after me, it's no better to be safe than sorry.

Take on me. Take me home. I'll be gone in a day or two. It's part of my take presented by Marshall Sports.