Pardon My Take - Hall of Famer Tommy Lasorda + Mt Rushmore Of Fictional Bar/Restaurants
Episode Date: August 20, 2018The NFL is ruined and we're all going to freak out about it. Josh Allen is a stud and the Blake Bortles slander needs to stop (2:27 - 10:17). Who's back of the week (10:17 - 19:18). Mt Rushmore of fic...tional bars/restaurants we'd like to go to (19:18 - 28:04). Baseball Hall of Famer and Dodger Legend Tommy Lasorda joins the show to talk about his favorite stories in the big leagues including Kirk Gibson's home run, the best hitter ever, and why he still thinks the Phillie Phanatic is a punk (28:04 - 59:36). Segments include Hurt or Injured Nick Foles/Carson Wentz. Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules to make the Williamsport MLB game better, what are millenials killings this week, respect the Biz JJ Redick and Hank hot in the streets.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take, we have Tommy Lasorda from the LA Dodgers.
We had a fun talk with Tommy.
He is 91 or 92, with a little contention during the interview, what age he actually is.
But for someone who is above their 90s, he's actually like, once you get it going, we just
kind of changed our interview style, like instead of asking a bunch of questions, we'll
just say, hey, Tommy, talk about, get our journalists, talk about thing.
And so it was a fun time with Tommy.
Maybe he's like Ryan Lochte's dog, so he just turns 91 every single year.
Yes, exactly.
We'll never die if we do that.
So Tommy was a fun time, we also have the Mount Rushmore of fictional bars slash restaurants
should be a great one.
And because it's Monday, who's back of the week.
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Okay, let's go.
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Today is Monday August 20th and the NFL is dead.
Yeah, it's absolutely there's no reason to watch the games this year because everything's
a flag.
Yep, preseason football has shown us we're not overreacting guys.
I saw a couple clips on on Twitter.
It's over.
Did you see that one where the guy made a tackle but it looked like a good tackle but
they threw a flag.
Yep.
And rest in peace NFL.
It was a good run.
I loved you but I can't love you anymore.
I'm actually not even gonna watch football this you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna boycott
the NFL starting now and ending Monday night at eight o'clock.
Yes.
When the Ravens play on Monday football.
So we actually talked about this last week when we're like oh this could be a big problem
if they start calling these penalties and we were in the genuine like this is a big problem.
Now I'm already sick of people complaining that I'm like fuck everyone.
I don't even care.
Call flag on every play because I'm so sick of people complaining on Twitter that I don't
even give a fuck anymore.
The narrative is set and so this is gonna be a very dangerous narrative because every
time that there's a penalty you're gonna have somebody like rushing to get those retweets
and likes on Twitter.
Right.
Posting and be like oh shit can you believe this is a penalty.
I posted the clip from 2012 of Joe Thomas flopping with Brandon Whedon in the in the
clip and it was Ravens Browns which are not allowed to play in division in preseason and
said it was a preseason penalty and people flipped out and they're like the NFL XFL is
going to take over the NFL.
This is ridiculous.
How do they call this.
It's like that's that's the kind of hysteria that is happening right now.
It was like two preseason games.
Haleody Nata and Ed Reid hitting Joe Thomas and you're like oh my god this just happened.
Reggie White is you know it clothesline someone and they call the you know ejection.
You know what they should do.
Here's Mike Greenberg's dumb rule.
They should just have all the refs throw all their flags at the start of every play and
then if there's not a penalty the refs have to run around picking your flags up like that
or how about the rest get a certain amount of flags.
So there's a there's a finite amount of flags that they can throw so they each get like
five flags and once they're out it's just and you know it the players know like okay
that ref has thrown like let's say the guy who's reffing the secondary has thrown all
five of his flags in the fourth quarter.
Just fucking do whatever you want because you can't throw anything or they're like they're
like eggs inside of a woman's body you only get so many or you can freeze your flag for
later on in the season.
The strategy would be you'll be infertile later yes so or what you'll see is a defensive
mastermind a mad scientist on the defensive side just not playing a defense at all because
you can't get a penalty if you don't have a defense after it's like.
In fantasy football if you're winning going into Monday night and all you have is your
defense yeah bench your defense yeah don't get your negative points that's actually smart
yeah I actually I think the NFL is gonna figure it out yeah I'm not I'm no longer in the hysteria
camp I was initially but when everyone complains about something so forcefully you have to
take a step back and be like there's no way this is gonna continue this way because it
just not they're setting the they're setting the tone and once the season starts they're
gonna probably call significantly less of these penalties and I just can't imagine the
NFL being like that that one penalty that we're talking about the Vikings yeah to sack
like that can't be called they won't do it the only issue I have with your theory that
they're gonna like they're gonna take their foot off the gas a little bit is that would
require the NFL to have competent officials and like a strategy but they haven't really
demonstrated that yeah I think that they will because like it takes a lot of balls to call
that in regular season but here's the good news for anyone who's worried about the penalty
thing the NFL will definitely like bend to public pressure there but they're essentially
cancelling the national anthem like the game that national doesn't exist anymore in the NFL
so that if you if everyone just bitches enough I think we just need we need a president Trump
like being like this isn't football anymore and then all of a sudden they'll never be flags
again sir sir please tweet about that NFL ratings are down because of all these flags boom
problem yeah um what do you think about betting a lot of overs early in the season
you'll think yeah I talked myself into that big time last night by the way shout out to us for
that Raiders Ram Sunder yeah yeah nailed it if you had if you had listened you would have known
what we were talking about that was I really really hope that they had Gruden and McVeigh
miked up when they were talking to each other before the game and then someone had to transcribe
figure out who was saying what yes yes oh I did hear I did hear somebody on the chargers last
night in the post game um talking about you know what what the team's mentality is going into
training camp as we all know the chargers were the best team to not make the playoffs last year
as I've long said fact and uh I forget who it was it was defensive player I think and he goes
you know all we're saying is this year the standard is the standard oh so it's spreading
and I apparently when we uh aired our Sean McVeigh interview on Friday a lot of Steelers fans said
Mike Tomlin's been saying this for years so this is the standard is the standard I guess
is just regular football guys yeah I don't think that it's plagiarism at all I don't think that
McVeigh stole that from the Steelers I think that just football guys if if left in their own little
separate areas will independently come up with the standard as the standard at some point uh
so what other things we want to talk about real quick we we want to talk about Josh Allen before
we do that can I just say fuck everyone for thinking that Teddy Bridgewater is better than
Blake Bortles yeah okay yeah just want to get that out there a new thing yeah shut the fuck up
uh actually Bortles is fine Blake had a bad wrist last year and he got it cleaned up and he was a
quarter away from the Super Bowl so everyone just shut up and Blake why would Blake try in pre-season
yeah what's the point say what you want about Blake Bortles but he's never made his teammates
puke from getting too severe of an injury fact so this is the whole hot thing like Teddy Bridgewater
and also what's going on with Jacobi Berset going to like the Seahawks or just yeah what's good
Jacobi Berset who is running the Seahawks? Jacobi Berset is one of those guys that just keeps getting
like his value keeps increasing the more shitty teams he plays on but like the Seahawks have so
many holes and the one hole they don't have is a quarterback and you're like okay let's go let's
let's use a second round pick on Jacobi Berset I don't think it's official no in fact there was
a report that they offered a second round pick but then there was another report saying actually it
wasn't a second round pick but if you if you're giving up anything more than like a sixth round
pick for Jacobi Berset then you need to have your head examined what are you doing Tom Cable
probably wants him to play offensive line yeah they need it they need a left guard yeah we're
gonna get you out there we're gonna fatten them up Jacobi brisket oh man um so yeah so so stop the
Blake Bortles slander and uh Josh Allen is incredible he looks great in shorts doesn't he
too well I'm gonna go we did that's good in pads too we did we did embrace debate a couple years
on this a couple years ago on this um our football pants are they pants are shorts because I think
Josh Allen's are shorts mm they go up pretty high he looked really good or the Capris yeah in the
middle yeah they're Capris yeah but he looked really really good he did he moved well he threw
that touchdown pass uh Aja McCarran got hurt so now he is basically uh Nathan Peterman heartbeat
away and Nathan Peterman five interceptions in the first half away from starting I actually
think he might start which do we want him to start I think we want him to maybe get a little bit of
time like getting comfortable no I want him to start okay all right fine fine fine start
Josh out fuck it start Josh Allen let's do it um and then what else anything else we learned from
preseason I don't uh I just overreact when I feel like football's back football's back Baker may feel
look pretty good again so did tie rod though I like to my favorite part about the preseason is
selectively overreacting so like the Bears first drive looked like shit and I was like it's just
preseason then Mr. Biscay put down put together an awesome touchdown drive was like holy shit this
offense is going to be incredible oh uh the Cowboys are fucked oh Dak Prescott stinks yeah he
stinks out loud and Zach Martin being injured yeah they're fucked yeah so it is August what is it
August 21st August 21st today August 20th and the Dallas Cowboys are dead dead dead on arrival
sorry Jerry uh all right let's do our who's back of the week Hank why don't you get us going
all right my who's back of the week I got a few the first one is slippers oh I bought a pair of
slippers yesterday that's incredible unbelievable and there's two chains wedding which I'm sure you
guys knew yesterday and Kanye West two chains what's the titty boy got me a few on yep he got married
and Kanye West fashion icon showed up to the dude event in a suit and slippers I saw the slippers
I also saw Kim Kardashian wow looking pretty good she looks pretty good yeah can I just take it use
this opportunity to take a shot at those temporopedic slippers the ones where they put the mattress foam
in the slippers you don't want something that absorbs like moisture and sweat like that in your
in your slippers those slippers he was wearing looked very comfortable though and I'm sure he
will sell them under the Yeezy brand for seven hundred dollars coming soon this fall and everyone
will buy it and be like look at this cool sweatshirt that I bought also under the Yeezy brand for a
thousand dollars that just looks like it's a sweatshirt that my dad used to rake leaves with
slippers are are like velcro for people that are too lazy to strap a velcro yeah it's awesome yeah
well there's definitely a certain age where it's like you just give up on shoes you just go to the
velcro and I cannot I for what I'm excited for that yep mother who's back the week is pup punk
yeah good point Hank good point they just booked their second tour event uh it's going to be in
Boston this time the tickets are going on sale today at noon hell yeah where can you buy them
uh you can buy them on live nation oh nice and you can probably we'll probably retweet a link
yeah on the part of my tag count I'll search about it tomorrow what's the date so it's uh
thursday september 20th yeah house of blues hey house of blues Boston massachusetts one last
question will there be any new songs there will be new songs and there will be special guests
hell yeah it's gonna be awesome it's gonna be a fun show house of blues is I've been there a few
times in Boston it's a great venue nice so we're gonna get the Irving Plaza show is awesome so it's
gonna be like that except better this time yes and we're not gonna stream it on pay per view
oh so if you want to see it you gotta go I like that I like that very excited all right pft who
you got who's back my whom's back of the week is Roberto Aguayo oh he hit a game winner the turtle
killer the turtle well no his brother killed the turtle his brothers like frat brothers the fam
or actual his brothers and his brother's brothers in the frat okay kill us ripped a turtle in half
okay so I strike that from the record sorry so yeah Roberto Aguayo drilled a game winner it was
like a 30 yard field goal right down the pipe um so I think we'll get who's he on he's on the chargers
but he doesn't have the job yet he's competing for a job okay let's hope he gets it the NFL
is a lot more fun when you've got a Roberto Aguayo missing extra points uh my other whom's back of
the week is cats oh cats are back Todd Gurley gave an interview uh and he said and I quote
he hates dogs so Hank you'll you'll like Todd Gurley I'm listening and he wants to get cats this
year he wants to load up on cats multiple cats because if you just have one cat that's not
fair because it needs another cat to conversate with in the house and you become a cat lady yeah
more than one he's well on his way to becoming their crazy cat Gurley I think embrace debate I think
you aren't a crazy cat lady until you have three yeah two is your your borderline it's like okay
this person likes cats two's kind of normal three is red flag yeah three is okay this person sleeps
with their cats they eat with their cats they do everything it's also if they don't have any other
animals like if you have a couple dogs and a lot of cats it's like there's they love animal
person but if it's just like four cats strictly cats that's true having having cats is a great
defense mechanism to just keeping people out of your house in general yeah like I can almost respect
it if you just get a bunch of cats only so that people don't come over to your house if you have
dogs though Hank's right like I actually think cats are cool when they hang out with dogs like
cats and dogs that get along together that's kind of a fun thing but also there's like a sliding
scale age wise if you're 20 years old and you have two cats that's the red flag if you're like
30 years old and you've got to it's kind of normal if you have 40 and you have to it's like
generally accepted right at that time you're still not married kids exactly right exactly then it
makes more sense that you have all these cats yes all right my who did you have another one no
that's it okay my who's back I got two my first one is Nick Saban is back football guy quotes back
did you guys see this Nick Saban quote he I guess there's been some injuries for Alabama's first
team and he got very upset at the media which by the way is rat poison as we know and they asked
how he's concerned if he's concerned about the depth of his team said I've been concerned about
this all along so I don't even know why you would ask the question you think whatever happens we
just shit another player out everything is going to be perfect I actually do think they just
shit another player that's how it works in Alabama I think Nick Saban personally shits out
because like he chews him out in practice right and then he digest them for a while and he takes
a crap and boom I got a line back now they're out right so I don't really know what he's talking
about but yeah if you had to ask me how Alabama stays on top I'd be like yes Nick Saban has a
factory where he shits players out it's either him personally shitting it out or it's like uh you
remember that the queen alien and alien where they have that nest with all the eggs in it I think
in that in part of that 600 million dollar renovation that Alabama is doing to its stadium
they just have like a giant football lady and she's just giving birth to all these
Alabama future stars in these little pods yes yes I do coach eddo will have to like
break in there at some point in life to place on fire um all right my other who's back is
dwayne wade trying on defense so dwayne wade and jimmy butler got a little spat I think it was a
friendly spat but uh jimmy butler said well damn all caps on gabriella union's uh instagram
and dwayne wade came back and said uh if you're gonna put uh all caps on my wife's photo again
you're gonna see what the good the bad and the ugly is like and he kept on responding to all of her
instagram saying mine and like putting possession on gabriella union so good to see dwayne wade
running back on defense and actually giving some effort there doesn't that is really good
he's well he eats a lot of booty we know that so naturally he's going to talk shit
she eats a lot of booty just flying out of his mouth i'm sure he gets his booty eaten
dwayne reciprocates you've ever been in a relationship where you're just getting your
booty eaten all the time yeah dwayne wade gabriella union yeah it's tough you got to
you got to reciprocate that she's getting no i i think she's doing the majority i think she's
doing 85 percent of the booty eating in the wade household i mean you don't really have to defend
your relationship if it's just well known that she's eating your butthole right that's like
once she puts that out there it should just be well known can't no but you can't put all caps
you can't is that thirsty that's the all caps is where he where jimmy butler across the line well
her picture was a little aggressive if we're being honest it was nip city yeah so wait she provoked
jimmy butler into commenting you have to ask how did gabriella union uh was it what's the
cvenece were there elements of provocation that inspired jimmy but her nips were basically
begging for jimmy butler to go all caps on her Hank would you call it a thirst trap yeah yeah
she was thirst trapping oh yeah okay yeah and got a little mouse caught in the dot garage does on
instagram they thirst trap um okay should we get jimmy butler got trapped yeah he did he got big
time trust he walked right into the trap should we get to our mount rushmore let's do it uh mount
rushmore of fictional bars slash restaurants whoo whoo this is gonna be good they're like to choose
from uh how are we gonna determine who goes first here um even dots okay so who so whoever's
the odd man out goes first okay and then the person goes right about uh okay left of them okay
likewise all right one two three shoot okay so i go first okay and then and then hank and then i go
to okay all right that was great radio by the way boys sorry i like forgot the listeners were in the
room yeah it's like oh shit you guys are here right now when i do the show i think about it like we
have 700 000 of our best friends just in the scene but we just forgot we just forgot they were
sitting with us right now all right my our bad guys hand up um my hand is actually up all right
mount rushmore of fictional bars slash restaurants i'll go number one patty's pub good choice had to
do it i had to do it uh i will go number one monks cafe from seinfeld okay the restaurant now is
that just for the banter or is that for the food oh is or is it or the waitress is there i just want
to i just want to go in there after like you know taking the subway and go talk you can you know
like it actually exists no but in the fictional yeah but it also exists right but this is fictional
bars and restaurants what would you get it's not the home of the big salad that's the other place
yeah probably you're probably gonna get a tuna milk tuna milk yeah good choice and a cup of coffee
okay um good choice thank uh i'm going to go with number one um mose from the simpsons
i don't know what it was about my list about the way that they drew beer on the simpsons
yep but it looks so delicious yep um good one thank you number two i'm going to go with um
the crusty crab not the chumbuck it's unreal not you keep picking spider starfish loves it
they've never seen it i just want to make sure that everybody knows not the chumbuck yes
because it's trash the crusty crab the crusty crab is the good one pick pft unreal uh my number
two i'll go what do they serve there crab seafood that's kind of fucked up yeah so we eat the
crusty crab home of the krabby patties yeah wait but that so then they're they're basically cannibals
is there a crab have you ever seen a crab in in spongebob yeah mr crabs oh okay well then
he that's fucked up he just cooks himself the guy from the meme you remember here oh yeah
but it's like any southern barbecue restaurant always has a pig wearing an apron and a chef's hat
yeah i don't know it's kind of fucked up okay hank number two ah shrew farms
ooh interesting you big big you like borscht okay um i will go with the batabing
good choice i had that too get some titties you know what i'm talking about hank yep um and
i will go with
hmm i'll go with the bamboo lounge from goodfellas okay yeah yeah before it got torched yeah okay
i'm gonna take you one step further on the batabing and go with the nuovo vasuvio okay yeah
just vasuvio for regulars yeah so you didn't have to say the other word yeah nuovo vasuvio with
arty yeah yeah well it gets burned down there's a fire there yeah but that's nuovo vasuvio is
the second one oh okay so you made it that far yeah okay remember i got to i got to like season
like three and a half before you started fucking ruining the show for me but before that point okay
all right we actually did a table read from nuovo vasuvio that's right that's true they're
the main genius yeah all right yeah the suvios was first one yeah uh pft you got the you got your
third and fourth pick okay i'm gonna go with cheers okay barcha don't give me okay i know i
just just a wonderful cast of characters that would be a long time ago i don't even yeah everybody
knows your name yeah and then uh my last one i'm also going to go goodfellas but i'm going to go with
the the prison meal from goodfellas the restaurant that they had inside their own cell okay they had
the special technique for cutting the girl though yeah but did you remember that yeah yeah but you
had a special system for cutting the garlic yeah so then it would liquid liquefy instantly in the
pan then the meatballs the wine the bread fresh bread the garden got it all in but you're in jail
you're felling it's a place to eat one meal got it okay i'll go with the junk and clam
for family guy okay pft doesn't like family guy people forget that i'm more of a spongebob i mean
i'm yeah i'm surprised you didn't say it though um a spongebob guy okay i will there's a lot that
we left off the list that we're gonna have to go through um this is tough this is tough this is
tough boys i'll go with the max saved by the bell okay that's a good choice i'll go with the meal there
all right we left a shitload off the list you want to go through um the alibi room from shameless
that'd be a fun place to drink okay um the double deuce from roadhouse i almost put that on there
you don't remember that hank okay uh how about um freddy's bbq joint from house of carts oh yeah
really good how about the bar from the wire cavernas bar or whatever cavernas irish pub yes
where they have the wakes and yep is that the same one where the where the dock workers drink the
beer and eggs i'd like to go to that one though yeah yeah it's a different bar that's the gym
tom solo bar what about uh the soup nazi's restaurant i guess not a restaurant but it's
kind of you know that would be kind of good the soup's so good yeah be delicious i can't believe
you didn't pick that as a soup guy i'm a big soup guy yeah baby not you didn't pick it what yeah
the thing is it's not the the literally the greatest soup place of all time and you didn't
pick it here's the thing i'm a big soup guy but i'm i suck at ordering things you're so i would get
thrown out it's it's not only the best soup in the world but it's also nazi's and you didn't pick it
hey watch it we're anti-nazi all right what else do we miss the pollo hormonals oh yeah good
big call good call hank good call that's a great what about dorsey from american psycho if you can
get a reservation mm-hmm it's tough uh the snake hole lounge from parks and rec poor richards from
the office what's parks and recs uh jj's diner or whatever the where they eat oh that place is
that looks good with the waffles and the breakfast and the bacon yeah big get it get how funny that
is say it was epic yeah it's just bacon what about the place in the flintstones where they serve
brontosaurus ribs that's good that's good um i'm trying to think who i have a couple more let me see
the garrison from peeky blinders yes that's one of those shows that no matter what time of day it
is if i'm watching the peeky fucking blinders i have to pour myself like a little glass of whiskey
because they always and it makes me want to smoke too yeah uh sonny's bar from bronx tail
now you can't leave mm-hmm that's a good one if you want to get killed if you want to get killed
shenanigans from super troopers yeah oh yeah good choice what about the um the bar from beer fest
where they brew their own beer oh yeah delicious beer in the world mm-hmm um okay i had an oh the uh
the bar from star wars that plays that song over and over the cantina i'm not necessarily or whatever
the cantina so i don't we java the hut not a nerd okay sorry apologize i know because of the song
roadhouse though yeah yeah road roadhouse do you think roadhouse is a nerd movie it's an old movie
yeah but it's not a nerd movie it's literally like the most badass movie all the time it is the
opposite of a nerd movie i fuck i fuck guys i'm pretty badass i fuck guys like you in jail
that's a roadhouse quote yeah what about this think about that put that in your head pain doesn't hurt
yeah double deuce baby you don't get it yeah you don't get it no i don't um all right let's uh
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okay we are here at dodger stadium in the owner's suite with baseball hall of famer tommy lasorda
and his nephew david and uh we're gonna talk some baseball but we're gonna also talk some wine so
tommy and david you guys got a new wine line uh i don't know is that right thing to say wine line
wine label wine label lasorda wines lasorda family wines i'm holding the chardonnay right now it looks
unbelievable i'm probably gonna drink this whole bottle after that's okay that's right if you can
drink it all you can have it okay rules is that your marketing is like uh if you can drink an entire
bottle before you leave the supermarket then it's free yeah so so tommy what uh i may not think it's
free but yeah so what made you decide to uh start start getting in the wine business i know you're
in the food business but what was the well a long time ago my father and i we talked and he just
told me about when he was growing up in italy and then that's when i got very involved and i would
i would go down into into the cellar and we had a machine that grinded the grapes up
and then what they had a big machine where was uh he put the stuff in it and uh you got to pull it
you got to go around and squash it up and and uh we would do that every year so that's our association
with wine my father would tell me they would play cards and they would play for you know
wine and then they played our house one time then they played your your house the next time
his house so rather than spending the money to somebody else they spent amongst themselves
i like that so tommy we're here you are a baseball hallfamer like i said the Dodgers as
we're sitting here uh they've gone up and down this year you ever said two world series championships
with the Dodgers these Dodgers have been close what do you think these Dodgers are kind of missing
that you guys had back in the 80s well i think that uh they didn't have the pitching step
as we we have it today you know there's a couple of guys that have played and a couple of guys
who hadn't played but that's all that's the that's the only difference i see and and i think that our
team our team should be in the world series again because we have the best team in in in this in
this today and um they're going to show now is the time to come where we really have to go
they're smuggling on us you know and um we can get uh we can get the team on the right road
yeah do you think that Clayton Kershaw is the best pitcher in the game who Clayton Kershaw
at one time sure he was yeah you know you know get the money he's getting for if he wasn't great
yeah he's a great competitor and he's he's great for a team he doesn't uh
knock anybody he helps everybody and so that's that's the game so you've been in baseball
your entire life all the way back 1945 when you first got into uh the big leagues how how different
is the game now than it was back in the day are you a sabermetric sky you an analytic sky or no
i don't even know what the hell you're talking about no you don't do the you don't do the war
in the advanced statistics i don't know about that what's it what's a tommy lasorta statistic
what do you what do you base your analysis on the players i believe someone uh how much they can
give to the team we we need to i just met the our third baseman who was he played every day
bronce those guys didn't want any time off he they'd argue with me if they if i told them
take a day off yeah right but that's that's the way they grew up that's the way they they got into
baseball and that's the way they participated absolutely when you were making uh when you're
making managerial decisions in the middle of a game uh you didn't have a radar gun telling you
how fast your pitcher was pitching on every single pitch no i can look at a guy and see how much
is put on him how much you're gonna re watch him yeah because that's experience you know
if you were ever managing a team and you went through like a little mid-summer swoon just a
little dip maybe a little losing streak what would you say to the guys to kind of get them back on
the right track i don't know i lied a lot to them i told them how great they are that was a lie
they say i told them how much i love them that just a lie
now that had to had a great bunch of guys to me i couldn't wait till i got to the ballpark
mm-hmm because it was always something different always wanting to willing to win
and you know when i when i first when i became the manager of the Dodgers
i called my friend ronston i called my friend um what the heck in name now he's the man that's
sparky anderson yep we were teammates sparky and i and the dodger organization
so when i got the job i said hey sparky i'm gonna kick your tail man you and me were
going to beat the Dodgers again yeah and they said yeah austin felt the same thing i said i
don't care about austin i'm telling you about me and this team since then he had a powerful team
we beat him by 14 games then the next year sparky got fired there we go so i tell you the truth you
know i hated to see that was sparky but everything turned to grab good for him yeah he was a great
guy he was a great teammate and uh but i told him that's all we're finished with that i can't
be your friend and beat you i get him not like you to beat you yeah so you were part of uh
maybe one of the most iconic home runs of all time the kirk gibson home run in 1988 yeah when he
told you that he was available to pinch hit he didn't tell me he was available to pinch him so
what happened tell us that story well i told him at first i said if you want to go home go ahead
because you can't do anything so he said no i'll stick around a while i said okay
okay so when i put him up the pinching he could hardly walk because he has heard himself one
or the last playoff and everybody thought he was gone everybody thought he was finished
and then when the situation came up uh the clubhouse could come down he said hey gibson
wants to see you tommy so i go by the clubhouse and he's got his baseball pants on shirt and
everything so uh so i said you really want to stay huh yeah so then i put him in the pinch
hit with two outs and the bottom of the ninth inning
and i was hoping he would hit a home run when i put him there because he couldn't walk
he couldn't run if he got big said he probably would be thrown out
mm-hmm and i said i said i don't know why i said this but i said the way he's playing
he don't need to he don't need to hit and walk he only needs is the i hit the ball
last at the ballpark right so i told him i don't want him to get in this
uh out of his uniform so when uh the situation came up i i said the only way you can hit
is two outs because you can't put your own base i gotta take you out for a runner
so i said to him you just make sure you don't get involved with them
nor do i think you would get you on the basis so anyway what then i told him i said don't let
anybody on that team see you because they all think that you cannot play
they all think that they can't that anyway ain't gonna be in the game
and we'll be throw a big surprise at him say but i can only do it with two outs
and that's what happened we got the two outs and then he hit the ball out of the ballpark
he made the history with that home run uh if you wanted if you wanted to say something that he
didn't him going around the basis a guy that's a speedster we play in montreal one time and
the ball here right in here the ball got by the catcher he was on second base he scored
did you hate the media when you were a manager no i didn't hate anybody what about when uh the
what was it the uh bivouca time or uh the clingman when you went off against the media were you
like would would you hate when media would ask you dumb questions this could be a dumb question
well everybody everybody in the game tells a thing that you kind of want to laugh at it but
you don't do it you know you try to help everybody i always thought of anytime i could help the
sports writers i'll do it and that's what that's where my friendship was and and i helped them and
when we beat sparky sparky sparky was working out here one day and i was having lunch
with the sports uh sports editor of the magazine on the dodgers he's doing the story on the dodgers
so word come out to me i got the phone callings hey tommy sparky anderson's really
talking about you i said really is it good or bad he said well it ain't good i said well it
must be bad i'll be right there i didn't even tell the guy i was leaving the guy i was having the
lunch with i went over there and i said hey sparky
look we were teammates and if you want to pull this stuff on me you're making a big mistake
because we're getting that we're getting that ring and when we do i'm gonna get you
yeah and i'm giving you the beating of your life yeah so don't you pop off again if you pop off
again man i'm coming after you physically did he pop off on you again did he pop off on you again
not after that no i bet not what about um the time you famously got into it with the philadelphia
because i didn't like that mascot i i never liked the philadelphia
or because he was a joke that guy he said he said he was the next football player
he played in one of his colleges around philadelphia and i can remember we went to japan
when i took the all-star team to japan he came they selected him to come over too
and uh we get we get to where we were supposed to be and i got the guys all signed into baseball
because we're gonna have exchange baseball and this guy the what the hell she says name was
the uh what's again the fanatic the fanatic yeah yeah the fanatic i walked in the clubhouse and
he's sitting there signing the baseballs i gotta say what the hell are you doing here
i didn't even know he was there if you know for the trip i said out don't you sign another
baseball they don't want to see these guys don't want to see your name on the ball get the hell out
of here and he went out and i tell you i have i have problems with that guy yeah was he wearing
the mascot outfit when he was signing the baseballs yeah you put him in his place i like that i put
him in his place and they put him in another place yeah yeah um you had a one of my favorite
tommy lasorda quotes of all time was uh when you said when we win i'm so happy i eat a lot
when we lose i'm so depressed i eat a lot when we're rained out i'm so disappointed i eat a lot
what would you use to eat after every game who knows who knows we didn't have to set up like
they have it today believe me i would get i would get food because i had a lot of friends
in restaurants and they would bring to send me food and i would get course i would get the players
and that's the way it was now they got a cook they got everything down there
they got recipes whatever they want they get i told my guys you got to work you got to work
and be good to give eat my food by food yeah what's your favorite meal what's your favorite Italian
meal pasta with anything on it sauce and meatballs you call it sauce or gravy what what the hell do
you think i'm going to eat pasta we're not those books no sauce yeah i just quiet you know curious
you have not curious you're silly you had true you had a pasta sauce company at one time right
you you owned a pasta sauce company yeah what did you call it sauce or did you call it gravy
no i never called it gravy but lots a lot of people did mm-hmm yeah i just called it sauce yeah
yeah who's the best hitter you've ever seen in your life Ted Williams okay that's a good answer
what about Barry bonds would you mean it's a good answer yeah that's a good answer i didn't you know
i was just testing your baseball knowledge yeah i thought maybe you would uh you know
i don't know who did you see i never hesitated yeah he didn't hesitate whatsoever
i could hit like nobody i've ever seen yeah i'm telling you he was amazing you know he wanted
to come with me in the olympics in 96 96 no no the olympics when was that what year was that
2000 2000 i was off by four years on your off by four years how would you like that thing for
about four years so anyway when we went over i this is when we're we're going to be in the you
know in the olympics and he wanted to come over he wanted to come with us but we couldn't get a plane
with a bed in it so i couldn't take him uh i loved i loved the fatty he was comfortable he would
want to come too yeah yeah yeah do you think anybody's gonna hit 400 again no no only way
they'll hit 400 a little cheat mm-hmm no they'll not hit nobody hit 400 yeah why do you think that
is why do you think it's it's changed over the years what's changed over the years well why
why do you think you know somebody like ted williams could do it and you don't think it's
going to happen again as you realize how many players before ted williams uh actually they couldn't
do it uh well that's what i'm trying to tell you the only guy that's ever done it tony gwin almost
did it no he didn't tony was a good hitter and he was had a high average but he didn't eat in it
yeah nobody liked ted williams as far as i'm concerned yeah in my time
i got another i got another time he was sort of quote for you guys asked me don't i get burned out
how can you get burned out doing something you love i asked you have you ever got tired
of kissing a pretty girl you still feel that way about baseball no but i'm a kissed a lot of girls
yeah you did yeah there you go nice oh man so are you gonna predict dodgers win the world series this
year we got to get into it first you made us nervous last year because you said that if the
dodgers didn't win the world series you're just gonna die you do you remember saying that did they
win it no well i'm still alive i know you made us nervous we all got nervous when you when you
threatened them so you got to stick around well let's see i'm 92 just next month i'll be 92 yeah 91
91 yeah yeah after time i don't even know how long i've been here yeah i mean we we're kind of like
your guardian angels we've been watching over you we have we have a very vocal about yes absolutely
well if you like love me and take care of me just make sure i got good food to eat okay that pasta
with sauce yeah yes use utensils forks we'll make sure you got some forks too um what is your roll
up yeah roll it right up what's your favorite memory your entire time here in los angeles with
the dodgers what's the one memory that stands out above the rest gives us that night home run
that to me was really something he was he wanted to go go home his wife he talked to his wife on
the phone and he said what the hell am i he said to her what the hell am i going to do here i can't
do anything so well let's go and i can say you're not going anywhere man
and that's when i when i put him up there he he he hobbled up there he couldn't you couldn't put
him in with less than two outs of course he'd be throwing out three times going to first bed
mm-hmm but swinging the bat he can do that yeah and that's what exactly what i told him
i said if you hit the ball wider than this out of this ballpark you don't have to run hard yeah
that's a good point i got one last question tommy did you like it when your teams would fight did
you like it when team when your guys would like throw at the other team and that kind of stuff
was there any variables of the press there no there's no press you're good you're in
you're in safe company here you goddamn right i'd like to fight
yeah i got my guys to do it too yeah yeah that's what i i think that might have been my trouble
i got into too many fights yeah one time i was playing against buffalo i was with the Montreal
and i come up to the bat and the catcher said to me he said someone's gonna kill you one of these
days and i said is it you he said maybe and i swear to god i put the bat right on his head
i laid it right on his head i said now open your fucking mouth now i'll put your head and
fuck them all over the field and god damn it he didn't say another word yeah yeah
then another thing with kurt bravacqua yes
here's a guy that his father in florida used to call me for tickets and i would give it to him
you know he's a father he's playing baseball and everything i should have killed his father too
so i um i got in a big argument with him
and i i went into the hall downstairs in that holler in the clubhouse come on out i want to talk to you
and be ready because i'm gonna kick your ass
and he wouldn't come out he would not come out because i'd have laid him out boy
because he said he said what the hell did he say about me he said that day go
that day goes always popping off that's what he said and i said to him i hope they'd pop
off about that just kick your ass but they're taking with that clown
but i i i got in a lot of fights i want you to understand that
i used to knock guys down they want to come after me come on
what's your secret to fighting because you know you're not the biggest guy in the world
but you seem like you're the toughest what would we'll be let's put it this way i could take care
of myself i've won a few fights because i think they wanted me to be two guys from my hometown
wanted me to start training because they wanted me to become a boxer and i did i started to train
him i was 16 years old and i made the team that played to get the team from philadelphia
and the philadelphia philadelphia people if you wanted to play them you had to give them so much
money like three hundred dollars is four hundred dollars what the hell were we going to get that
kind of money so the newspaper got involved the narstown times herald and they paid the fee
say and that's when i started
a battle even off the field
so my memories of that i was ready to be a boxer but then i went to try out in philadelphia
a first pitch against that team in here and we beat them
we beat them four to four to one and i got i drove in a couple of runs
and the guy catching they wanted they wanted this guy
catching he was an italian and i said hey i want the italian catching me
and what they did so he and i together he got hit drove in a couple runs i drove in a couple
runs and walked away beating the philadelphia group yeah so now when i went down to philadelphia
they wanted me to come down and try out and i i did in fact um
i didn't have any way of getting there my father was working
today a kid's father what goes all over out of the country with him
my father said hey what do you think i gotta make the money to feed you guys
see so he couldn't go anywhere yeah yeah um all right tommy thank you so much everyone
check out the sort of wines do you have any more other questions no i'm good i'm looking
forward to trying some of the wine yeah some sort of wines thanks to your nephew right there
yeah he hooked it up he's been awesome let us in here he better be awesome
we brought a few gifts for you guys we got a couple signed bottles for you i'll love it that's
great and also we're gonna take a picture after this and the secret to life right is to be in the
middle of every picture so they can't crop you out you got it that's another famous tommy quote
well you know it's right yeah you ever get caught on the end of a picture you never let that happen
sometimes i caught i can't get to the middle yeah you got to fight your way through yeah yeah well
tommy stay healthy we're looking out for you you don't even know we're looking out for you all
this we're pulling some strings yeah well i appreciate that yeah yeah i got uh what's my
guy how many years do i have how many years 69 years nice oh nice 69 years it's a nice nice run
yeah really nice you ever hear of anybody with a better one no no no definitely not definitely
you have to figure that's gotta be something yeah yeah absolutely but you know i love the game and
the 20 years that i managed in the big leagues that's the thrill that i had walk coming to the
ballpark getting a group of guys ready to go we're from when we left spring training we were there
and my first year we won i was we were in a world series my first year second year back to world
series again so i played i coached in about six years six six years and
i signed a contract when i was 16 years old my father didn't want to sign it in you know yeah
i said what do you want to do pop work yeah there's been a sign that pop i don't want to play
baseball so your dad signed your first major league baseball contract or they had to have somebody
signed it yeah it's under 18 yeah yeah yeah it's the same thing went after afterwards that
16 years old you look at a kid 16 years old and see this guy playing little league or whatever
it is and i was playing professionally yeah they're playing their fortnight in video games yeah
that's right yeah you know the video games yeah i know it yeah that's what's happening to the
players today yep they're too much involved with their games
absolutely all right well tommy thank you everyone's going to check out the store to
wines yeah we appreciate it baseball life or hall of fame or legend 69 years and good luck to the
Dodgers thank you very much and uh i appreciate you guys getting involved of course i appreciate
you selling as much as you could yeah we're gonna move some product for you oh yeah oh yeah
we're gonna move if it takes me having to buy several cases myself and just drink them myself
so be it i'll do it we're gonna sell some wine hey eventually you're gonna do that yeah yeah i'm
gonna drink a lot of your wine eventually we're gonna end up feeling it wasn't enough it is somebody
else yeah they say that if you drink enough wine it makes you more healthy right so i'm gonna
i'm gonna be the healthiest person in america because i'm going to drink so much of your wine
yes we'll find that yeah all right tommy thank you so much no thank you guys for doing this yeah
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quick breaking moves you darvish started a rehab stint oh was it a simulated game no it was an
actual rehab stint and then was pulled for an injury in the second inning oh no that's too bad
what does a ride have to say has he weighed in yet we'll find out we'll find out he rides on tv
tonight he's probably gonna have some takes oh man so uh that's actually a perfect segue to
hurt her injured bad news for you yes hurt her injured be nice to you yeah be nice to you yeah
all right okay i'm very nice to you yes i'm always nice i'm always nice to you nice to you uh i'm
i'm sure that first inning was awesome okay so we can build on that whenever he comes back
but yeah nice segue to hurt her injured we have nick foals hurt shoulder carson wence
coming back 11 on 11 so it's actually a who's more hurt or injured nick foals or carson wence
currently one of them's gotta be hurt one of them's gotta be injured yes so i think i'm gonna say
nick foals is injured a shoulder strain who knows if he like tours rotator cuff or his labrum
he's probably not going to be able to throw a football for the next like nine months andrew
luck was out of football for two and a half three four five years yeah and still isn't really back
yeah he still hasn't thrown a regulation football in a regulation game do you think carson wence
is going to like come back i love this because what what basically has happened with all these
acl injuries now is that the rehab is so fast but everyone thinks that as soon as they're back
they're like ready to go well everyone thinks that they're adrian peterson right and they think that
okay because they can play in nine months means that they will be the player they were
in nine months and usually it takes like an extra year so with uh what i'm doing the math
i think the eagles just have two hurt quarterbacks for the entire year and they're gonna miss the
playoffs hot take that oh good i like that one yeah yeah as it's uh oh yeah are they maybe in the
jacobi brusette market oh he's out there teddy bridge waters dangling i want to get teddy bridge
right yeah four quarterbacks out there uh with nick foals so we're we're experts at how to extend
a quarterback or a head coach's career in the nfl right um if i'm nick foals i get surgery immediately
on it and and that way the last thing in people's mind is this guy is a super bowl champion the
last game he played yep they won the super bowl and then he's going to get you know he's gonna be a
free $50 million guaranteed yes oh they should you know how they do tommy john surgery which takes
like what a year and a half to come back from they should do a surgery where they take a ligament
from his dick yes and put it in his shoulder he's got more than enough skin tommy johnson
surgery there we go nick falls billion dollar quarterback uh we have a mike greenberg's dumb
rules so the tonight they have the williams porter literally world series classic or whatever i think
the fillies and the mats are playing in williamsport and i always i always just assume like when
they say oh yeah they're playing williamsport i'm like oh they're gonna play on one of these small
fields and they're like oh no they're actually is an mlb field but i don't understand why major league
baseball to capture the imagination of america for one night doesn't have the mlb teams play on a
little league field tell me that wouldn't be the greatest thing ever i mean yeah 700 home runs the
game goes for for 15 hours i wouldn't think they'd be able to hit they wouldn't be able to hit okay but
all right so so let's move the mound back so the infield is regulation from second base no yeah no
the infield will make regulation the fence will be 200 feet okay yeah sure what okay so yeah maybe
it will screw up like the season stats a little bit but who cares yeah here's what you do you you
have the pitcher pitch from the little league mound um but it's the nun pitching the nun that
throughout that first pitch or have to have a kid so the uh so we play the game major league
baseball fill the fillies in the mats play the game no pitcher wants our e r a to get
fucked up by playing on this type of field so we have a little kid pitch a 12 year old pitch
two major league baseball players on a little league field and first to a hundred wins and
they get aluminum bats yes yes we'll put the kid in like bubble wrap or something i don't know
we'll make sure that he's fine put him behind a screen dude tell me that one could you imagine
if there was just like if the final score was like 120 to 115 yeah and the pitchers just they're
just crying the entire time because they're giving up home run after home run yeah you gotta have the
goal the kids miked up there's nothing better than miked up little kids on the a little league
world series i really like the miked up coaches yeah the coaches i like when the kids fuck up and
the coaches want to scream at them but they realize they know yeah like if they were if it was a
month ago and no one was watching they would definitely be yelling and benching that kid
these coaches want to go so viral now so they just like give these big post game speeches about
trying hard and i love you yeah don't worry this is the best you know you'll remember this forever
even though you lost 15 to nothing against the dutch team that doesn't even know how to play
baseball oh how about the uh how about that spanish kid yeah what is he like six foot one
240 pounds yes and he's 13 yeah he is electric do you think he's actually 13 probably not but who
cares i think if you're if you if you are coming from a country if you're coming from a country
that's not america um or japan you should be allowed to have some older kids on your team
okay we're and actually you should probably throw in like the Caribbean in in latin america because
baseball is a big sport but like spain yeah like you know the african countries australia throw in
a couple older kids i'm cares i'm just thinking that maybe it was an innocent mistake and he was
like i'm 17 years old and and they're like 13 Bartholomew 17 years 17 years old oh 13 he just
kept on they kept on he said 13 okay i want him to go through yeah um we have oh the ck question
put in promo code take and you get ten dollars off your ck purchase the ck question is pft mm what
are millennials killing this week that's a good question but cat millennials are killing boobs
so boobs are on the hot seat interesting uh because hooters is going through some down times
and it can't be because their food sucks or they always grew up the orders of the wings are
breaded and weird and not good and overrated i like the wings um it's actually just because
millennials aren't going to the restaurants anymore because they don't like boobs so they
actually went as far to say that millennials they're they have data to bash back up millennials not
liking boobs okay porn hub visitors between the ages of 18 to 24 and 19 percent less likely to
search for breasts when compared to all other age groups but that's like going to a butcher shop
and being like how come these kids aren't ordering hot dogs at a butcher shop and that's because they've
done all the breast googling before they're 18 right like the internet starts so soon now that's
really what it comes out on the internet you just say type in boobs but by the time you're 18 you're
like a seasoned veteran desensitized hooters used to be basically doing a porn search you hooters
hooters has basically been replaced by euges that's the biggest problem because like you know 20
years ago you're like man i wonder what tits look like let's go to hooters that's the only place you
could see them and now you can see them everywhere help fucking pft's got four nipples i got four of
them i all i have to do is just sexualization of america i'll have to do is just look down i've
got my own little porn shop set up um more empirical evidence titty boy changed his name
to two chains oh so yeah he's a millennial no it was titty boy and now he's two chains
that was a long time ago yeah exactly before he got desensitized to tits and now he's like
that's not cool anymore that's actually not fair to say that men's tits making fun of men's tits is
very problematic as someone who's been partially made fun of for wearing a couple of shirts that
have been a little too tight recently did you see actually matt barnes did that to mario charmers
my old charmers posted a picture on instagram of his wife like pregnant and uh he was topless as well
and matt barnes just commented was like are you getting ready to breastfeed him because his tits
were looking supple yeah jimmy butler's like well damn yeah damn i want those titties mario do you
think that it's because uh millennials are living with their parents for longer and they're sucking
on their mom's teats and so it's not sexualized anymore yeah that's true why don't we just have
them hooters for male breasts because that at least gives you like something different
everyone knows what women's tits look like let's have a hooters where all the guys are wearing
like bikini tops maybe they're a little fat yeah i asked you the other day if i was getting boobs
and you said i'm not no you're not are you sure yes you're not i'll tell you when you have them
okay because you'll know and i'll muscle it's all muscle yeah it's all muscle right um let's see we
have two more we have a respect the biz for jj reddick so this wild story jj reddick basically
last week um had a story come out that he was in a cab with his sister and his wife and they looked
in the back seat and they look like a human body and it looked like a kidnapping he jumped out he
called nypd this was all on wednesday now the respect the biz here is probably something you're
not expecting it is the fact that we actually interviewed jj reddick for an hour and a half
on thursday which is coming out in on wednesday's show and he didn't mention the fact that he saw
kidnapping yeah yesterday it was yesterday at the time right he was sitting with two of the biggest
journalists in the world and not even one peep about the fact that he saw a potential kidnapping
he sat on that story for his own fucking podcast yeah what the fuck snakes in the grass man i tell
you um yeah so that's i mean i hope the person's okay and everything like that to me it sounded
like it was a major punk situation yeah we're like okay we have a celebrity in the car we're
gonna see how they react to having somebody chained up in the back seat i don't know that jj reddick
gets recognized in new york city though as a celebrity no offense to him wow but really really
dude boy shots fired shots fired i was saying it's probably just some dude who's in like into like
krav maga or tai kwondo and he's got one of those dummies that he just punches around and he carries
around it with him in the back of the car does that exist yeah for sure you know the ones you
just punch the dummies we have one in here in the office yeah yeah that person probably just he
probably just carries around with him was a person moving around do we know i don't know
i don't know because jj didn't fucking tell us well jj bless your heart yes so tune in though
awesome interview coming on wednesday with jj reddick it was actually really fun uh besides the
whole not telling us a kidnapping thing okay let's wrap it up with uh hank hot in the streets
my hank's hot in the streets is kevin spacey's new movie ooh billionaire boys club came out despite
you know him being problematic and everything do you think they probably should change that title
yeah i don't know it did pretty well it grossed out 126 dollars this past weekend when i saw that
tweet i thought it was 126 million and i did double take because i actually seen the movie
yeah i watched the movie it was so fucking bad because i i downloaded like five different
movies for our trip to the west coast and when it says like billionaires boys clubs with kevin spacey
i i'll hand up it piqued my interest i was wondering what's going on like was a joke on me
you're one of like yes but did you wait did you had to pay for it i think i yeah i downloaded
it on it on it was in theaters at all it was ten theaters ten because i would have to assume that
just by people making mistakes ordering online they would have more than 126 i think it just counted
the theaters was 126 i don't think i was part of the 126 but still like i'm sure that people that
are trying to buy tickets for black clansmen or whatever yeah are accidentally clicking
occasionally on the wrong movie right a numbers game yeah i don't think here's the thing i don't
think anybody in america intentionally went to go see billionaire boys right and the worst part is
it actually was like a really cool story but a terrible movie it was like these good actors in
it too these kids in the 80s who created a ponzi scheme which should be good you know it had like
cocaine like you know 80s uh la like you know the whole vibe of hey rich kids something that
should be interesting and it just sucked well i mean so it took mel gibson what like 10 years
to get back into hollywood's good graces maybe just kevin spacey they fast forward that took
him like six months now kevin spacey's back this definitely was i mean this is a blockbuster this
is a blockbuster 126 dollars yeah i also bet that once the like everything came out about him that
the people working on the movie were just like fuck it like if you're if you're like an editor
or something on that movie and like all that shit comes out you're like no one's gonna watch this
movie anyway like why should i do a shitty job yeah finishing it that actually makes sense now
why it sucked yeah in order for kevin spacey to to pay back all the wrongs that he's done
they should have just rated it g and everybody can go see it yes yeah man kevin spacey house
card is gonna be interesting yeah well it has an interesting last still going yeah they're just
making claire the president well she already was they got spoilers yeah it's my bad bleep that
hang oh oh so no you don't do spoilers bleep that bleep what i just said the the the thing about the
thing yeah yeah another show okay that's our show we have jj reddick on wednesday not talking about
the kidnap you know what i will just put in the title being like jj reddick on record about the
kidnapping yeah to get us extra but but you know if you're listening to this right now we won't talk
about it actually you know what his silence actually speaks volumes about the kid that
true it almost means more that he didn't bring it up at all yeah like is this a normal occurrence
for jj that he sees so many kidnapped people that he doesn't feel the need to talk to podcasters
about it just a regular wednesday yeah interesting but look forward to that is actually a really
fun interview we have that and we'll see you wednesday love you guys
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