Pardon My Take - Jerry O’Connell & Jackass Forever Review

Episode Date: February 9, 2022

Super Bowl week continues and we talk a little game and update how La is going (00:03:14 - 00:17:17). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including a Billy test (00:17:17 - 00:37:29). Jerry O’Connell joins the show to talk about fantasy football, poems for Hank, and tons more (00:37:29 - 01:37:01). We finish with a review of Jackass Forever.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, our good friend. I've nominated him for Mount Rushmore of guests. Jerry O'Connell in studio in LA for an hour. We break down all of everything, literally everything that Jerry wants to talk about. He actually came with gifts as well, a poem that he wrote for Hank and Billy.

We're going to catch up with everything that's going on in LA. We got hot seat, cool throne, and then the boys went and saw a jackass forever tonight. We're going to review that at the end of the show. So instead of guys on chicks, get ready for that. It's going to be a great show. Jerry, honestly, like that was Jerry's almost the perfect guy to follow up with Berman because he was that funny and that like ridiculous. So a great show coming up, watched you by our friends at BetterHelp.

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Now in the street, there is violence and there's a lot of work to be done. No place to hang out or wash in and then I can't live all on the sun. Oh, no, we're gonna rock it down to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher. Oh, we're gonna rock it down to electric avenue and then we'll take it higher. It's part of my take presented by Bustful Sports. Welcome to part of my take presented by BetterHelp, betterhelp.com slash PMT. Today is Wednesday, February 9th. I almost said January, but that's because our time time is like traveling

on the West Coast. It's it's fucked me up. I'll be honest to you. I can't really get a handle of the time zones. My apologies to Hank for ever making fun of him for that. Apologies accepted. It's oh, there we go. And it's about 80 degrees out here.

Welcome to which. Thank you. It's also. Thank you. Things up. Yeah, it's. Hank's got a chip. Things.

Yeah, Hank's definitely got a chip right now. That's fine. We'll persevere. Hank. Hank is bottomless chips right now. Yeah. Hey, Chili's. Yeah.

What's up? I mean, never settle. Always have a chip on your shoulder, right? Oh, OK. All right. So it's L.A. Super Bowl week. I like I don't we don't have much to talk about in terms of sports. We're going to do a big preview of the Super Bowl on Friday.

Little spoiler alert. We have two players from the Bengals who are on the Bengals. Currently, we're playing in the Super Bowl on Friday. It was a very funny interview, very funny interview. I'm going, I think I've now reached the point of the week where I will be slightly devastated if the Bengals lose. OK, let me ask you this, because again, we will go through the whole game and our actual predictions and we'll go around the room on

Friday, but midweek thought. I keep saying to myself, the Rams are probably better in, like, pretty much every spot, but Joe Burrow. And then I say, but Joe Burrow is worth the win. And that's why I'm like the Rams feel like if you did it on paper and you just did a guy off like, all right, the Rams are easily better. But Joe Burrow is Joe Burrow. And something about Joe Burrow and the Spangles team says, like, I don't

I don't really care that they have Aaron Donald and Jalen Ramsey and Vaughn Miller and Cooper Coppin, all these guys, because the other side has Joe Burrow. It's not even about Joe Burrow for me. I've just reached the point where I'm saying, what if the Bengals just won at all? Yeah. What if big guy, what if the Bengals won the Super Bowl? It's just what if it's it's a crazy thought that's not crazy anymore? No, like it was going in like we keep reminding ourselves. They were they were 10 and 17 going into the playoffs

because you get to this point, you're like, well, they're in the Super Bowl. They deserve to deserve to be in the Super Bowl. But we didn't think that they were going to be in the Super Bowl four weeks ago. It's one game. They beat the Chiefs twice. Twice. What if they did it? They made Patrick Mahomet. What if they took Patrick Mahomet's powers? It's just, yeah, no, I think that there's something to that.

Like you consume the ability of a team that you beat. They're is horrible. Yeah. That's what happened. I hope you didn't get Andy Reed's time management. Yeah, that would be bad. I'm actually very excited for Sean McVay to do something very stupid in the Super Bowl. And I just be like, what if he debuts a stupid haircut or a stupid beard cut? He's going to have that thing lined up.

And he's got last Super Bowl in his head because he said it like 700 times. Well, I mean, it's really a victory to him if they scored more than three points. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point. All right. So Super Bowl week, LA. Nothing's it doesn't feel like the Super Bowl is happening here. No, it doesn't. I mean, LA is I guess they're kind of trying to pretend that they're Rams Town. They are to a certain extent. There are. This is you know what they have.

They've got Super Bowl fever. That's what it is. And I do. I feel bad for like Die Hard Rams. So you actually think there's probably some people that are like they embrace the Rams when they came out here, you know, maybe even like their parents were rooted for the Rams when they were originally in LA. I've learned through the years like Lakers fans are crazy. They're crazy, crazy, passionate fans.

And then when I came out here for Blackhawks Kings, what 2014? I feel like the Kings are like the Rams where there's a very small, super passionate, really loyal group of fans. It just doesn't consume the city like every other like big time football city. It's like, you know what I mean? Like there's there's a group that's very, very into the Rams and we shouldn't discount that. I think you know what?

I think like give the Rams 10 more years and then there will be a ton of Rams fans because all the kids in the town, true, it's a big kids community here. Like the elementary school is all the footage that I've been seeing. It's like they've been wearing jerseys to class for the last month. Yeah. So if they're growing into their fan base right now, there is an actual football story that I've been monitoring closely. His Odell Beckham, Jr.

looks like he's going to have his first kid in the next couple of days. If he does, you know what that means. He's going to touch on Odell Beckham to score a touchdown. The Super Bowl, Super Bowl MVP. That's going to take a flyer, take a flyer for sure. So he he's not all about the but. It has to be before the game, all right. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Yeah, it can't be like she's about to go into labor any second. He's he's got to be able to score the touchdown and then do the baby rocking dance with the football. I don't even know if he would do that. You don't think so? I think he would still just do like some Odell Beckham dance. Like he's probably got a Super Bowl dance that he's had in his head for like 10 years.

I'll bet you're right. Like I can't maybe if he scores twice. If you have the second one to his baby. Yeah, but if he has twins, then then we're going to score three times. Yep, that's yeah. Odell Beckham to score three times more. It is 25 on the bar still sports. What is it right now?

Any time touchdown plus 125. Oh, OK, that's juicy. I also like I was looking and I was just playing around. I like to just play around right now with all the bets. Jamar Chase and Cooper Cup, both to score is plus 250. I like that on that out there. I like throwing that out there for the people. I'm just saying, what if the Bengals won the Super Bowl?

Yes, yes, yes. It does feel like Team of Destiny vibes, right? I also have just said, I think to you, PFT, like in we've been driving around, we have some really great interviews that we're going to have in the next couple of weeks. And I've just I think I've said out loud a few times, like, I just hope it's a good game. Like, because I, you know, like you get to the end of the season and you have one game left and you just don't you just want.

I just want to enjoy, really enjoy one more football game. Like last year's Super Bowl was not that great. Like I just want one that I can be like, oh, that was fucking sick. Yeah, I don't want to let down to go into the off season. I want something that I can build off of me. Momentum. Yeah. Momentum going into 2022. We can build on this. Speaking of which, Jeff Fisher is back officially.

He had those headshots today. He looked awesome. He did look good. Yeah. I think he's got like a snake leather belt kind of thing. He looked like like a regional manager at a hardware store. But like crushes it. No, like the best. Yeah, right. Right. Like everyone's like, oh, go to Jeff. That's what I meant. Yeah.

Like he's got everything that you need. He's the guy. Yes. He fixes everyone, everyone on his block. He fixes all of their like little things around the house. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. OK, anything else from L.A. Super Week, Hank, you love it out here. It's beautiful weather. We love it. We love it. I love it. In and out. You love it.

In and out. There's just like in and out because people have bets around here. So there's just like I just grabbed a Lucy in and out burger before the show. Lucy. Yeah, I think that means that you stole somebody's in and out burger. Yeah. No, there was a show here and all those people had left. No, there are a lot of people out here and then there was just a burger. And so I was like, free burger. Hank also did a move where he like he like looked.

It was almost like he was like thumbing through. I want to see if there's a lettuce. I didn't know it was customer with his finger. And it's like, what's the move after that? If you don't take it, it was a Lucy. That was getting thrown away either. I mean, it or it's getting. Well, you wouldn't have had it if it was lettuce.

There was no lettuce because then it might have been a custom burger. You never know what goes in that. Like then it might have been someone's burden. Poison. Yeah. And I would have been like a little bit more. Thanks a bit of a health nut. He needs to have the veggies on the burger. We know that.

Yeah, the only like Super Bowl stories right now are just like Matt Stafford and like it's very, it very much feels like Matthew. Sorry, Matthew Stafford. This is his moment. It's incredible. Well, Matt Stafford is also so I feel bad for Lions fans because everything that when they say something nice about Matthew Stafford, it's such a slap in the face to the Lions.

And I know that like bad organizations are bad organizations. I root for one. But like, they're like, yeah, Matthew Stafford. This is his moment. He was spent so many years just on that terrible team with that terrible organization. Yeah, no, it's like he got out of hell. It's like he's the first man to ever escape the devil.

And so everybody's rooting for him to enjoy it. I got him too. Like I see I see the years that weigh on Matthew Stafford's face. Yes. Those are Detroit years. You know, they talk, they talk about him like he just got out of prison because he was wrongfully accused for something and went there for like 30 years. Like, did you hear what happened to Matthew Stafford? Yeah, DNA test freedom.

Yeah, 15 years in Detroit. Yeah, they got the wrong guy. Turns out it was Jared Goff all along. Yeah, damn. He should they should do something about that reform. Yeah, that that feels like the biggest story. And like we said, we have two Bengals players coming on Friday. I'm very excited about that.

Also in the NFL, Mike McDaniel is the coach of the Dolphins now. We filled all our spots. All the spots, all the slots have been filled. So did you see the video of McDaniel riding in the plane that they cut up? It was him talking to Tua on FaceTime. He's going to save him. He's the highest man in America. Yeah, I love him, though.

He is he is the perfect Colorado bro, excuse me, the Rado bro. And he's like watching him talk to Tua. He's just like, man, professionally, we are going to it's going to be cool. Yeah, it's going to save Tua. Do you feel good about it, Jake? Yeah, I said from the beginning, I saw that clip of the montage with a woman at interview interviews and seems like a great guy. OK, it's me. Just I know that he's like an offensive genius.

It would be very funny if he proved that, like, you can just be the most stoned person in America and still be an effective head football coach. Yes, it would just fly in the face of everything that like our fathers and our grandfathers have thought of. Imagine if Tua just like falls out. Yeah, we're in a top five quarterback. It's the best feeling to like have when you're just like, hey,

maybe this guy will change everything. But you're right. P.F.T. like Chuck Knoll and Tom Landry and Mike Dicka being like, who's this fucking? Yeah, no, they would they would disown and they were their son. Yes, they drank like a bottle of whiskey before. Yeah, this guy's this guy's killing his brain. Yeah, what is he doing?

Yeah, so then Lovie Smith, the Texans with the beard, Lovie. I mean, I love Lovie, but I was a little shocked that he got another job because he wasn't great with the box and it was very bad with Illinois. And but I mean, he still is a good coach. I love Lovie. It just felt like he it was going to be, you know, like you see coaches, they get a few shots at it and then at a little age, little time passes, you know,

defenses and in vogue, I think he will do a good job there. I was just a little shocked that it was him. Well, I think everybody thought it was going to be Josh McCown. Yeah, that was like he was a leader in the clubhouse. And I love Lovie. I don't I'm not in love with Lovie, but I love Lovie. Does that make sense? No, and he's Lovie will provide stability.

He's a very stable Texans team that very stable guy. His beard looks incredible. And who I hope he keeps it around. I think Josh McCown's like presentation that he gave was like, here's a calendar of how I'm going to spend my week. There's just blocks of time that he's not jerking off. Yeah, right. Exactly. I'm also not jerking off then.

Yeah, no one's worried about me. That would actually be an interest and concept for a team. It's like, OK, our team, we're not going to crank off all season. That's just have aggression. Yeah, just aggression. Anybody jacks off, they're cut. Who did the who did the Saints higher? Dennis Allen, the defense coordinator.

That makes sense. He's I mean, he's he's been there for a while. He had Tom Brady's number. So somebody pointed out to me online that that, you know, obviously, B&M, he did not get the job in New Orleans. His contract is contracts up now. So I don't know what's going to happen with him. But someone pointed out like,

maybe maybe it's not a black and white issue with B&M. He's five foot seven. So maybe it's maybe it's a height ism. Oh, OK, short guys. Short guys have to worry about him. Dooscruden hasn't gotten an interview this season. Yes. Yes. So some I'm keeping my eye on. OK, do they need a Rooney rule for for tiny people for short people?

And for really tall people and maybe attractive coaches. Yeah. Fat coaches. It would be great if they if they had a rule where, well, I just really want one coach who's like seven feet tall. That'd be awesome. Yes. It's like a fleet like Randy Johnson. Yeah, NFL coach. Yeah. And then, yeah, Rich Basicki, I went to the Packers special teams,

which that was a panic move by them because they thought the Bears were going to have them. So it's clearly the tables have turned. It might be a panic move in the fact that their special teams suck. No, but I everyone was I wanted him for the Bears because he was rumored to be the Bears special teams coach. And so now I'm going to have to spin it in my head being like, well, they had to panic. I mean, if I was a special teams coach,

I would absolutely 100 percent go to the Bears because historically, you know that the offense is going to stink. It's more than you have like an above average special teams. Yes. That's your offense. The entire franchise will be like, well, at least we scored a couple of touchdowns on kick return. Yes. No, it's more than a third of the game. Yeah. You get you get a lot more.

It's like it's like 42 percent of the game. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's do Hot Seed Cool Throne. Then we have Jerry O'Connell, who was incredible, brought the energy. He brought the energy. He brought poems for Billy and Hank. He brought stories. He did everything.

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Well, he was doing an interview and he did the classic mistake where he thought he was, I don't know what he thought he was doing, but he posted a sex tape on his Instagram. Oh. During the interview. It was, he was interviewing with KFC Radio and you can see the clip where he realizes like he's on his phone and you can clearly see him go, oh, that posted on my Instagram. No, but you can see his reaction like that's like his, he's got that like, he's looking at his phone and he's like, oh, fuck.

And you can just tell he's like, he kind of laughs it off later, which is commendable. Did you watch it? I haven't seen it. I was actually just trying to find it, but. Oh, yeah. I'm going to withhold judgment until I watch it, until I see what Nelly's stroke is like. But it sounds pretty cool to be able to post a sex tape while you're doing an interview. Yeah.

That stuff that like Anthony Weiner aspires to. Mother Hot See is shorts. Wait, beg your pardon? Yeah. You said Hot See? Hot See. You're wearing shorts. I know.

I've been a shorts advocate on this program longer than anyone. I think it's maybe. That's cap. Cap. Absolutely not cap. No. I've advocated for shorts this entire, you know, the span of this podcast and we posted a picture outside of Jackass and I've worn these shorts before and everyone just roast

my shorts. But that's, that's everywhere. But like growing up, everything. You zoom in. By the way, do you know what the sneaky funniest part of that picture, if you, I didn't realize it till after, but the way I'm holding the Reese's bag, it looked like I crushed the whole bag before we even got into the movie theater. Yeah.

That's how it looks. Shut up. Jake was sitting next to me. He heard me crunching away. Yeah, it was good. I did finish my popcorn before the previews ended. I think the funniest part of that picture was Jake is, he's in the middle of the picture. We all have snacks and sodas.

Jake is just manhandling a solo water bottle. Yeah. No big deal. Smart water in one hand, end of Arkansas, Alabama. You made fun of the water in one hand. Huge cop. Yeah. Huge cop energy.

I mean, I wanted a blue icy and they didn't have, my mind was ready for a blue icy. You couldn't audible? No. You got it a little better than that. No, when you got blue icy on your, on your mind, I get that, I get that, Jake. Yeah. But yeah, whatever. I'm going to keep wearing long shorts.

I don't care what the people say. I don't think those are that long. That's what I'm saying. Maybe your e-cap's are short. Maybe your e-cap's are short. Hank pulled them, they're above his belly. A little bit, but like, I like to wear them, you know, I like to wear them long. Hank, respectfully, I think if you had a bigger ass, it would, it would keep the pants on fire.

You're obsessed with Hank's ass. And it's coming. Yeah. Just wait till I fucking, it starts popping out. Nice. My cool throne. I'm looking forward to that day. It's coming with a six pack.

Cake. My cool throne is the Olympics. We roasted it. We said no one's going to watch it. And then we, I saw the pictures and the videos of the ski jump inside of a nuclear power plant and I regretted that so much because it looks awesome. So the ski hill, I did a little bit of sleuthery on it and it's next to an old steel mill that had cooling towers next to it. So it looks like the Springfield nuclear power plant.

Sounds like you're a sheep for the Chinese government. Yeah. No, the CCP got to me. They're paying me. I'm CCP commenter. I still can't understand why they don't let you post highlights. Like no one talks about the Olympics. I've, I've not watched a single thing that has happened.

No, I've just seen the pictures. Yeah. And also, I was thinking about it because it's like everyone says, oh, the social media, you know what really fucked up the Olympics is the fucking fact that hockey, like the pros don't play. Right. That's, that draws everyone in. Like if team, if USA was playing Russia this like tomorrow morning, we would wake up and watch it. ROC, we'd wake up and watch it.

It was also the Olympics were just like six months ago. And I know people would be like. I need, I need a bigger breath in between my Olympics than just like football season. I need to, I need to build up some anticipation for it. Yeah. People will probably be like, well, the miracle on ice was amateurs. I get that. Also, there's no like the fucking last few times when those Russians were playing the NHL,

those guys, the pros, they were sick. There's also no cool looking guy with curling. Remember the guy from a few years ago? Well, we're the defending champions. Yeah. It was like the guy with like the mustache. I think his name. Unfortunately, I think he's one of those guys that like when you get to a certain age, like

you have to, you have to use your brain as a computer. You're like, all right, we got to delete some of these files and cool curling guy from four years ago has been deleted. It also says something that the guy that's memorable from the winter Olympics was a guy who had a mustache and plays the most boring sport. Yeah. Oh yeah. Okay.

He rings a bell. Remember the face? Yeah. Sure. Yeah. That's all I remember. And that's the winner Olympics right there. And Apollo from like eight years ago.

Yes. And you need like, you need one of the figure skaters to take out another one with a crowbar. That was the best. Yeah. Right. Nancy Kerrigan, Tonya Harding. Yeah. All right.

PFT, your hot seat cools off. We're going to play a little game on this one. Okay. So the game is the game is we're going to see how long Billy can go without interrupting or talking as I begin to say this. Oh no. Okay. So just an exercise.

We'll see how he does with it. So my hot seat is Billy football. And I'll preface it by saying I love Billy. Billy was a great companion on the road trip. We became very close. He's shaking his head. However, Billy had a little oopsie today. Small minor oopsie.

Him and Jake had planned to go to Muscle Beach to do a workout video. Billy was going to show Jake all the cool beach exercises. Okay. Listen. He wants to so bad. Look at him. Look at him. This is fabricated drama.

This is fabricated drama. No. No. I'm just going to say exactly what happened. This is what happened. We're playing a game. This is what happened. Billy, you remember the game that we're playing?

I'll give you a treat. I'll give you a treat. Here we go. Here we go. No. It's Wild Bill. You let him out of the cage. Billy?

Just seeing Wild Bill's face from the ass and put a mask on at the movies. Oh. I took it off. He was like, do you have one? Do we need to pay for that? They're like, yeah, we'll sell it for you. He's like, sweet business plan. All right.

So what happened was Jake and Billy were supposed to go to Muscle Beach this morning to do a workout video. They had planned it out. Had everything straightened out ahead of time because they were supposed to actually go originally yesterday. But then that got pushed back to this morning. Billy slept in and we were getting taxed and jaked. I did not sleep in.

I did not sleep in. That is a lie. I text. We have the text. We have the record. You just had to be asleep when you were supposed to be awake. No. What actually happened was Billy woke up.

I texted. I woke up at 8 o'clock. Billy woke up. I was doing stuff. What was the stuff? I was like catching up and making sure like my family knows I'm alive after driving across the country because it's all going to work. You didn't do that on Sunday when you got in?

Yeah. Also they can just follow you. Don't let them follow me. Anyway. They can listen to the podcast. Everything is coming out of his mouth. Here. We were originally going to go with a third person.

Cody. He's awesome for our socials. So he could film us. Also play our game. Cody is getting blamed. Cody realized that he had other stuff to do. There's a lot of people doing busy stuff out here. So anyway.

Cody, you hear that? That's the sound of the truck going over your fucking dead body. No. Cody hit it back up. Cody didn't give us a definite like, yeah, I could do. We found out the night before at Texas Cody said, yo, let me know if we can do it. He couldn't go. Then to the idea of us going to Muscle Beach and me working out Jake and then us going

to play arcade games, there'd be no way for us to play arcade games and record it because we'd both be playing arcade games or we'd both be working out. So it was pointless to go. Not the conversation that they had. Well, this was the conversation. I had my this. Okay. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I came to this conclusion. It would not be a good idea to go. I then. I then just went to sleep. Oh, so you were asleep. No, no. Sorry.

This was important. Fuck this. We had a long conversation about this earlier today. Billy did not, in fact, sleep in. He woke up and then he went right back to sleep, but he was awake for like a minute. That cat was awake for an hour and a half. I was constantly working out. If you go back to sleep, that's still that's kind of sleeping in.

Well, they had some back and forth because there was a disagreement between Jake and Billy about what actually happened. You'll, you'll be shocked to know that the truth lies more with Jake, I think, than with Billy. I would say so. I have the RISD. Okay. Okay.

826 a.m. Billy. So are we still doing it? I feel like we shouldn't unless we have another camera guy. 827 a.m. Yes, we should. It's better than nothing. Oh.

955 a.m. Where are you at? Oh. Yeah, I went to sleep. Yeah. That wasn't that hard to get to. It was more. It sucked it.

I'm going to be honest. Oh, been a little. Oh, here we go. Been a little testy. Oh, since I'm a little tired. Uh, that's okay. I, I, I, this is my fault. I've been low tea lately.

Uh-huh. And I'm, I'm apologizing. I'm apologizing to all of you because I haven't been high energy. You missed the supplement. You almost got, you almost like got a full like hand up. I fucked up. And now it's like your actual body chemistry fucked up. Yeah, dude.

I've been low tea, low energy. I'm sorry. So, so as Billy's punishment. Uh, Billy's punishment. I don't, I'm, I did nothing wrong. We actually then ended up having a great day where we actually did, then once I found out that Jake wanted to do something else where I'm so happy to have nothing to do with this.

We were so close. We could be more constructive. Billy, we go break into media day at radio row, then I was like, oh yeah, hell yeah. Let's go do that. And we did it. Okay. So, so it's okay to have a let down game, Billy. What Billy's going to do tomorrow is let down 30 minutes that I fell back asleep.

What Billy's going to do tomorrow is he's going to wake up at, at seven o'clock and he's going to do an interview with local spectrum news about the drive across the country, which I agreed to do before I knew it was quote unquote a punishment. Yeah. Billy's going to do that. So look for Billy on the local news tomorrow. Great. Um, but I'm glad that we, at least at some point in that conversation, got an apology.

That's that's probably. It was not an apology. It was a more, sorry, my body has failed me and not producing enough testosterone. No, it was a great day. Yeah. Awesome time at radio row. The funnest part was hyping Jake up to like hypothetically maybe commit crime. You did commit a group.

I didn't walk by any sign that said credential media only. So I walked through a curtain. There was no sign that there was no sign. There was no sign that said no jakes allowed. They also would never kick you out. Also I'm in a suit and whether or not a laminated index card is around my neck. I belong there. Yes.

Did you have it? Eliminated index card? No. On your neck? So this was technically trespassing. I didn't see any sign that said you. I wasn't allowed. I was essentially limitations in LA County on trespassing.

Dude, the DA is not going to do shit to him. No, I belong there. It's a little weird in any event that you get in trouble, but yeah, it looked like you guys had a fun time today. Yeah. Hopefully, you know, I'm looking forward to that, that muscle beach video coming out. So I'm sure you'll get that straight now. Do you want to go, Billy?

Well, we got to fit in. We got a lot of stuff here. We got a lot of stuff to do. We only found out we had some time the night before. Exactly. And then my cool throne is Mayor's Betts. Mayor's Betts are on the cool throne. I love a good Mayor's Bet.

I've been following all the Mayor's Betts this postseason and we got to stop by City Hall in Cincinnati on our way out here. Talk to the mayor. We gave him some advice on his Mayor's Bet. He is proposing the Mayor's Bet officially to Mayor Garcetti of Los Angeles today. Holding your breath contest? We got a video coming out. No, I actually, my first recommendation was, can't you just bet him cash?

Yeah. Wouldn't that be cool if the mayor was just like $5,000? Yeah. All the gold in our city. Yeah, exactly. But we went back and forth a few times. We think that we hammered out what should be a fair proposal. We got a video coming out tomorrow morning that Bubba put together, but keep an eye out

for that. I love a good Mayor's Bet. These nerds need some coaching sometimes. Hell yeah. Stake's video is also coming out tomorrow. Oh. PMT YouTube. Can't wait to see what happened.

Whoa. Me neither. Me neither. Edge of my seat. Gas it up. Like the video. Yeah. What if that steak just took all Billy's tea?

I think there's, I think there's a, like, as a gambler, I can tell, like, letdown spots for Billy. He had a big weekend. There was going to be a couple days where he, you know, maybe didn't do anything. That's not Billy. No, not spot. Not Billy. Yeah.

I'm sorry. No. Wild Bill. Yeah. And to Wild Bill's credit, he did figure out how to, like, beat time zones and beat jet lag, which is just get drunk the first night you're in the city. Yeah. Okay.

Billy's like a team that beats, like, a team that beats, like, Tom Brady's Patriots when they were, like, really humming in, like, week three and then finishes the season, like, four and, like, eleven, because they won that, or four and twelve, because they won that one game. No. Like, that was the same. Yeah. He's kind of like Eli Manning.

Billy's like Eli. All right. He's like two Super Bowls? He'll show up big in some circumstances. Two Super Bowls a lot. And then other times, you're like, has this guy ever lived before? That's a lot. Two Super Bowls?

I wouldn't give myself two Super Bowls. Yeah. Okay. That's fair. That was a test. Maybe three. He's like one. Definitely one.

We're working on the second one. But yeah, look out for Billy's interview. I'm looking forward to that, Billy. And this is all coming from a place of love, because, frankly, there's no other way to treat you. You sleep through it. I'll have your back. No.

If I sleep through it, that's a set time that we discussed. Like if I don't show up to that, that's like, okay. But we didn't have a set. But if it's like this is official thing, I'm like, okay. This is, yeah. All right. My hot seat is me because I slipped and fell into the pool, and it was a very bad moment. And people probably saw the video.

Liam, are you laughing at me? Yes. God damn it. I am very fat, and it was very unathletic. But I did come back. I bounced back. We went and did an interview while Billy was sleeping, and like we, you know, I bounced back.

That's what you do. Next play. You know what? The good thing is that swimming is great exercise. That's true. So you probably melted off all that weight after you fell into the pool. Yes. Yes.

Well, and also going to do the interview was, you know, mental stimulation. For sure. And then we did another interview. Yeah. We did actually four people. Yes. We did four people today. Yes.

We did four different people. Two checks, two dudes. Two people in both ways. And then my cool throne is Arkansas, the must-bust, beat Auburn, number one. We love our guy, must, shout out them. Nine in a row. That was awesome. Jake and I were, you know, we're hoop heads, ball is life.

We were jackass previews. We were watching on my phone the end of that game. It was awesome. So a huge win for them. And the must-bust is the best. I love how he took his shirt off in the stands afterwards. Did he have a, he had like a shoulder first on? He had an injury.

He missed two games. Yeah. That's got to be, he's got to keep it sling on. Yeah. Even after his shoulder. Yeah. Because, yeah, it takes some effort. I've been in a shoulder harness like that before.

It takes some effort to take your shirt off, but still have the harness on. Yeah. He must have ripped that thing off. He was, that was an awesome game. Yeah. And they're playing well. If they turn to corner in the last like month, it's been awesome to watch. Also another top team loss this week.

I don't know if you saw that. Oh, Michigan State against Wisconsin. Duke. Oh. Duke. To J.M.U. Technically. Yeah.

James Madison, that was a Duke. Tough. I love this Duke team so much. Yeah. They're going to get Hank. So Hank thinks they're going to win it all. And they're not. They are.

They are. It is. Kat? No. Okay. Billy, your hot seat. Cool to run. Hot seat.

Buccaneers. Gronk has said that he would want to play with Joe Burrow moving forward. He said he watched them in college, liked what he saw, and he kind of wants to. Was this just a Super Bowl radio row interview that he did? I'm sure he was doing like a commercial for, for Tide. Yeah. Hot seat. Buccaneers.

So I, I've noticed that, um, well, just with Gronk in general, he just sees, he is a Labrador, so he sees a tennis ball in front of him, he's like, oh, I like that ball. He sees Joe Burrow playing football. He's like, I like Joe Burrow. That's, that's my guy. I like that guy. But then I noticed, um, after he said that, Tom Brady said, well, never say never, we'll see how I feel in six months.

So Tom Brady might come back. It's the door's not closed in which case, if he comes back and then retires again, do we need another video or what's the status on that? A thank you Hank video? No. You got the one and you're good. Yeah, I'm good. It's good.

You're good for life. And then you're cool throughout. GTA five. It's back? No, just this whole city looks so much like GTA five, and I know that's crazy. Like video games based off of the city, but it is way too, like I can't be driving through places and basically what looks like a Los Santos custom truck and being like, I've driven this street like thousands of times.

That's nuts. People on the sidewalk over. Yeah. I was like, do you want to go pick up some prostitutes and watch some of the sound? It's just crazy. The, um, the dudes that, uh, like pull people over in GTA five, where they like pretend to be cops. Yeah.

Or is it the new G? What's new? No, they're talking about. There's like, uh, no, like no pixel servers. It's like a role playing. Yeah. That's crazy. The role playing.

If you, they have like a jailbreak version of GTA, where if you're like standing next to someone in GTA, you can, you can like talk to them over your heads and you can pretend to be a cop. Pull. Yeah. That's perfect. Yeah. GTA online.

It's awesome. It's so fucking funny. You can be a cop. It's so fucking funny. And they take that shit so seriously. Like if you are role playing and you like go against your role, like you're kicked out of the server for life. Yeah.

It's sick. It's a whole. It's like second life. It's very cool. It's very cool. Zoom off. And then, uh, Jake, your hot seat cool throne. My hot seats, the Brooklyn Nets.

Oh yeah. Celtics. Tonight, it was 28 to two in the first quarter. They ended up only losing, uh, by 30. They had it back. I was going to tweet in and as I was going to tweet in, I was like, the Celtics are going to lose this game. I'm going to look bad.

At one point, the Nets had it down to like 10. And James Harden seemingly wants out. No, he's injured. James Harden has a very serious injury that's not at all made up. Yeah. I once said the Philly thing to Simmons was happening today. I just want James Harden to get fat and happen. Get fat again, James.

That's the only winning game of the two or something else. The Doodles has bad sources. And my cool throne are yabos, dingers, home runs, whatever you want to call them, because for the first time in 20 years, Major League Baseball is stopping, testing its players for steroids. Yes. I love it. I love it.

Good. They juice the ball and juice the players, they just go back and forth. I feel like there's probably fine printed and read, but the headline's good enough. I like it. I like it. Let's talk about it. Yeah. It has something to do with the bargaining agreement running out.

Well, yeah. They can't test some more. There's not a season. It's a technicality, because every time you re-up on the CBA, then you're also at the same time signing on to the testing policy. So if you don't re-up on the CBA and the CBA runs out, then it's just the wild west. So yeah, everybody use steroids. Okay.

Let's get to our interview. Jerry O'Connor. Unbelievable interview. Brought to you by our friends at Black Rifle Coffee. Go to blackriflecoffee.com slash take use code take today and get the freshest coffee in America shipped to you. Black Rifle Coffee Company is a veteran-owned coffee company serving premium coffee to people who love America.

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He's become a Mount Rushmore guest. I was about to count how many berries you were about to use on Jerry. He's a Jerry, Jerry special guest. Yes, but he is a Mount Rushmore guest. Wouldn't you say like when people, when Jerry O'Connell's on the show, I get so many positive, so much positive feedback, and people asking for you to come back on that it was a must. You were one of the first people we hit up when we got to LA. You look fantastic.

Yeah. What's the, what is, what is this what you, is this how you dress every day in LA? This is, this is LA fellas. Yeah. This is it. I mean, this is what we do. It's a little, it's a little Don Johnson in Miami Vice, it's a little Don Draper. It's a little Mr. Roper from Threes Company.

Has that changed over the last like 10 or 20 years? Because I remember, maybe this is only in my own head, but I always pictured the LA business guys or the LA Hollywood moguls to be guys that went around wearing the suit jacket, but then designer jeans on bottom, but you've got the whole outfit set up, the full dress suit. A full disclosure, I just came from work and this is works, this is wardrobe. I work on a TV show called The Talk, it's on CBS, it's a talk show. It was a group of women, don't want to assign gender or, or, you know, just make it about

gender, but now we have two men on the panel. So you're pushing them out. And you're taking over the entire show. Myself and former NFL player, Akbar Bajabiamillo, who played a lime defensive something for the Green Bay Packers. So we give the male perspective, it would be like if you guys hired three more females like next to you guys and more as in three additional females. So it's three girls and two guys on the show, The Talk on CBS, two PM East Coast time, one

PM central. We don't know how to speak to women. So we made this show because much like what it sounds like you're doing on TV, we wanted to lend a male perspective to sports for the first time. And now that we're, we created that space, I feel like now it's safe to start bringing others in. But you're, but what you're doing, you're taking, squeeze out, you're squeezing them out.

We're not squeezing anyone out. This is equal stuff. I think they just wanted to shake. I mean, I think their ratings were not good. And I think they wanted to try something different. So they said, look, we got these guys. I had tried to do a daytime talk show a couple of other times I'd failed. And I was abjectly unemployed and I took the job.

But it's going well. Now the ratings have come back. You know what's so funny? Um, I don't even look at ratings. They're too depressing. Yeah. Mostly. All right.

Good answer. You know, I don't even look at them because they've just been, I've never looked at ratings and been like, look at this. We did it, everybody. We won. We're the best. It's always been, oh God, these ratings are terrible. Like everyone hates us.

This is like, let's panic everyone hit the panic button. So I think it's better as a performer to never look at ratings. So because you're a Mount Rushmore guest on this show. Such an honor. I just assigned it. Love you guys. I love all you guys. It's so, I just want to tell everyone I'm looking at Hank, I'm looking at Billy, I'm

looking at everyone. Is Billy as big as you thought he would be? Um, no, he's not. He is smaller than I thought. I actually, I got to tell you, I think I'm bigger than Billy. Yeah, you are. You know why? I mean, let's go back to that.

Mentally tougher. Yeah. Let's see. What else can I say, Jerry, though, is what we will do is, you know, we have a decent sized audience. Oh yeah. No, Jerry could take you. I don't know if I could take it.

No, you're, Jerry, you're, you've got an Odom Jersey. Yeah. I like it. I think, I think, I mean, whose guns are bigger? Is it me or is it okay? Jerry's got better definition. I think. Oh, I think what we'll do, Jerry, is we're going to tell all of our fans that they have

to, when they leave their house every day, keep the TV on to, it is. CBS. CBS. We're the pets. We're going to keep it on. If you have a dog, you're the only one. Tony Romo. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, we love him. Yeah, you know that. You know we love him. Have you met him? I have never met Tony Romo. I got to tell you, I think he does a great job. I really do. I know you guys have.

There's not any more of your vibe. Okay. It was so funny when you said a couple of weeks ago that like, would I say it to his face? Yeah, I would. I would say it to his face. I would say it to my face. I think he does a good job.

I'll tell you who loves Tony Romo. If I have to sit down with my wife, I only get about a half. I get two quarters of football a weekend. And if Tony Romo is calling it, my wife will actually come into the room and like pay attention to it. I think from a marketing standpoint, I think he crosses over. You know what's funny is that we take that fact for granted, like significantly because I was actually, there was, I was like a couple of weeks ago, I met a guy.

He was, it was some like jimbery thing with our kids. Sure. And I said to him, I was like, how do you get to watch like all the games? He's like, not really like some, but not really like we go in every Sunday and we sit and watch every game for 12 hours. Right. And I always forget that like sometimes people have to do other things in life where it's our job and we're very lucky.

Or are you talking about what like Tony Romo has to do, like that there's a lot of pressure and calling games like that? No, I'm saying like you only getting two quarters of football a weekend is like that. That dawns on me. Whoa. That was the negotiation. Right. It was big cat's way of just reminding you that we watch way, way more football than

you do. I don't want your life. You know, I just, you know, I don't want this to turn into a couples therapy session. But I mean, please, you're on a couch. You know, my wife pointed out like we were sitting in a couples therapy session and my wife said, and my wife said to our therapist, I had had a few victories in the therapy sessions. Like I was winning a couple of them. Yeah.

No, that's not the history. No, you got to keep score. You know, I mean, we're all, we all, we all online gamble. I was playing with house money at that point. I was like, I had more than I had just put in a week week before. I mean, mind you, for the year, I'd lost tens of thousands of dollars. But like for that week, I had an additional 150 bucks and I was like, yes, I'm beating the house.

I got you. Getting some of that El Presidente money. Finally. But we were there sitting in the in the therapy session and I said, you know, I'm not able to watch football. I play fantasy football and like this is what I do on the weekends. I'm not courousing. I'm not like I'm not hiring hookers.

I'm not like doing blow. I'm not like, you know, getting naked and going to raves and I'm not doing offensive shit. Sending dick pics to underage people. I'm like sitting at home just hoping that Clyde Edwards Hilaire gets 80 yards, you know, it's not like I'm great anchoring, by the way, and I'm not. And I'm telling my therapist. I'm like, I'm not like like being a debt.

I'm not like doing fentanyl and nodding off on the couch. I'm dropping the kids off at school. I'm picking them up. I'm there. I'm a present father. I'm a good husband, you know, I mean, I mean, in the rare occasion, my wife is feeling Randy. I'm ready to go.

Right. I'm a good husband, you know, I don't have any secret life. I don't have any online secret life. I just want to see if Tim Patrick's going to get four receptions on a Sunday afternoon. And so we went to the therapist and my wife said, here's the problem. And my wife had a point Thursday night, he watches football. Sunday morning. Now you have to understand, we're on the West Coast.

Welcome to LA. Everybody. Welcome to LA. Billy, glad to see you're not fatigued. They don't go for that here. Sunday morning, he wakes up and he starts watching football and it goes till Sunday night. And now even like, oh, it was Monday's and she said, and now this is like a few years ago, she went now even on Thursday nights, they have football on Thursday nights.

What is this? It was like when they just started doing those Thursday night games. And my wife was right. I was dedicating too much time to football. So now the negotiation, I think I got a pretty shitty deal on this negotiation. I get two quarters. Do you now, do you get to pick? Can you do the first quarter and the last quarter?

I get to pick. So here on the West Coast and people are going to give me shit about this, but I have to say that it's something I want to come clean about. I want to clear myself. On the West Coast, I am a Chargers fan. I love the Chargers. Right. Go to the games.

I love the team. It's been fun to watch them. In my defense, I've been going to Chargers games for over 20 years when they were not the Los Angeles Chargers, which is so tough to keep saying Los Angeles Chargers sometimes. I want to apologize to the organization if I say the other town they were in. Can I just say you're actually like one of the rare people that I think your personality allows like, you're so positive. Well, Billy, hold on to something because you're about to get more turned on them.

When we were standing face to face prepping our rough and rowdy, I'm a Jets fan. And it's just impossible to only root for the Jets. It's not a possibility because there's no ... Listen, I want to say like this story of why I'm a Jets fan. My father is an immigrant. He came to this country. He worked in an office. He knew nothing about American football, nothing about it, nothing about the NFL, nothing

about football. But he moved to New York and this was in the 60s, 69 to be exact. And he said, I'm going to bet on the New York team to win the Super Bowl. And everyone is boss. Everyone harassed him and made fun of him. He's an immigrant, blah, blah, blah. And the Jets beat the Colts in Super Bowl III. And I think they were 10 to one.

I think the odds were 10 to one. You can look it up. But he won a significant amount of money when he had no money. And that's it. We were all Jets fans in our house. That said, I mean, you cannot root. You can't just simply root for the Jets. Yeah, it would be detrimental to your entire mindset, to your person.

If you just sat down and watched two quarters of Jets, that sounds like a punishment, honestly. Like, OK, Jerry, I'll tell you what we'll give you. You get to watch the second and third quarter of the Jets game. You know, there's always like a Levy and Bell or something that gets your hopes up. But now that I'm older, I don't get my hopes up anymore. I realize that it's just not going to happen. And if it does eventually happen, much like I'm sure Bengals fans are, if it does happen, it's a huge deal.

So what, two quarters? It depends on what the game is. So I was going to say, if it's a Chargers game, which sometimes is in the afternoon, I wait till the last two quarters of the Chargers. OK, so you just hold up all that energy. Right. But typically, those really good games are those Sunday night games, right? They're really good at scheduling those.

So then I wait for those. Can you split up the quarters? Can you go half a quarter, half a quarter, half a quarter? Oh, man, that's so confusing. I haven't thought of that. Like, there's not seven minutes of every Sunday night football game. That would be a really good idea. You know, the problem is my wife loves a show called 90 Day Fiancé,

which I don't know if you know the premise of it. But someone from this country goes to another country and they have 90 days to decide whether they want to get married. And that's locked into our main television in our house. Yeah, because you couldn't watch that another time. I mean, that's exactly what it is. It has to be watched live in our house. I don't know why.

And now euphoria is a big thing in our house, which comes on Sunday nights. But they were kind enough to put that on after the football season. That's ballsy of you to watch that. If you have children, that's a ballsy of you. My wife watches it with our kids, which is pretty crazy. See, it would actually make sense for you as a Chargers fan if you decided, especially in the Phillip Rivers years, that you were just going to watch the second and third quarter of Chargers games.

You would be like the Chargers are the best team in the NFL. Yeah, Chargers had a Chargers had a run. I was actually at that game where Tom Brady came back and it was LaDanian. It was Phillip Rivers, Antonio Gates. Man, that was a team. It was a man. Yeah, Sean Merriman. It was it was a real.

Mike Tolbert. Yeah, but unlike the Jets, unlike the Jets, you go through a few rough years and it will you know, the like it is like turning a cargo ship, but it does turn. The Jets like you just don't see the cargo ship moving at all. It's just just slowly chugging down the Suez and there's no turning. It's going towards a whirlpool and it's not steering away. And the whirlpool, you never actually get there, but you're just always approaching a couple of things about my family.

My family had a few interventions. I came on here famously and told you what you can and can't draft and fantasy. I have made a new list of fantasy rules after this last season that we just went through the twenty one, twenty two season. Can we update everyone? Yeah, we can update stuff. I have stuff, but I want to say with my family, there was a low point this season.

I'm in a league that I hate the most, that I came in second to last. Luckily, I did not come in last because there's a financial punishment there. But I called up, I called up ESPN. You can do that. You can just give them a call. I called up ESPN. There's a number and I said there was a problem in the scoring of my defense. My defense scored negative ten points.

And I spoke to someone in customer service there. Who is your defense? My defense was the Ravens. And it was when they just got lit up by I forget who the bangles or something. That they just got lit up. Yeah. And I scored negative ten and I desperately needed to win in my league. And I called up ESPN customer service and a very nice gentleman picked up and actually like, I mean, shout out to ESPN customer service.

Like they understood the game of football. I wasn't talking to someone who didn't know. Sometimes you call customer service and they have no clue. How many times have you called up a customer service line for fantasy football? It sounds like you've you've you've done this more than once. It has happened twice, but this this season. But it happened in front of my children and my wife. And I hung up the phone and my kids went, did you just call up

to get customer service to get like a stack corrected? And I was like, yeah. And they went and what happened? And I went, well, it was like, that's it. That's my score. It's like that's the score. It's it's custom scoring. It's stupid. It's stupid. And my kids like who know not that much about fantasy football. We're like, this dad, this is this is not good.

This is not OK. What you're doing. But I do want to give a shout out to ESPN customer service or fantasy football. They were very helpful. They let me know that I did score negative ten on that team. There was like a custom scoring thing. If the opposing team scored more than 300 yards, got more than 300 yards, it was immediately a negative five. And have you have you thought about getting your family involved

in fantasy football, like bring them into the fold? So that way, or if you get your kids really into watching football, maybe like give them what's their favorite treat or sort of family league? Win that. What are your kids? My kids love Tik Tok. They just love watching Tik Tok, just mindlessly watching Tik Tok. By the way, I don't know if you guys are on Tik Tok. I just follow you on Instagram and Twitter.

Happy birthday, by the way, fellas. Thank you, guys, both happy birthday. Well, I wanted to ask you about that, actually, because because you miss big cats and there were two tweets and they seem to be at odds with each other. I don't know if both can be true at the same time. So I wanted to give you an opportunity to explain which one you actually meant. The first one was cut Barstool Big Cat out of this pick because today is PFT Cometer Day.

Happy B Day to the funniest out there. And it was a picture of me and you. The next day is the same day. Still on your birthday. You missed my birthday. A few hours later, cut PFT Cometer out of this pick because yesterday was Barstool Big Cat's birthday. And it's his day.

Love you, cat. You remain the funniest. So who's the funniest because you said we were both the funniest? This is unbelievable. Yeah, well, I mean, you said it is unbelievable. This is like being at my couple's therapist. This is like, um, you guys are both the funniest. I think of you as one.

OK, OK. Now, in my defense, you you have you guys have been traveling all over the world, all over the country, taking road trips, your podcast. I didn't hear that it was cat's birthday until you taped it. Right. It was. And then I heard his birthday. And then I heard it on your birthday. So we did start with happy birthday. Yeah. So I heard that.

No, we started with happy birthday to you because it was your birthday that we were that it was airing on. Your birthday happened during the episode Monday. Yes, it happened during the episode. It was your birthday actually on the episode on the start. When we were recording it, I listen like everyone else. I'm just I'm like everybody else. I'm a regular Joe. And I don't get I don't get early PMT episodes.

I'm out of this answer. Yeah. And I mean, if you guys want to send me much more positive version of Billy, when it comes to explain, if you guys want to send me rough cuts, I mean, I'm all for that. Like, yeah, we should. All right. So next year. Well, I think next year. So we'll I don't think there'll be any confusion next year. Well, actually, no, there will be because my birthday

will be on a Monday and PFC's will be on a Tuesday. So that will be a little I will say rough cuts. I will say you guys are in my calendars now. So it's going to pop up. It's like beautiful. What's your birthday? Oh, happy early birthday. Oh, yeah. My birthday is February 17th. Yeah. Oh, happy birthday.

Happy birthday. You are the funniest. Yeah. I have a I have a tradition on my birthday. You funny guess we are. You are. I have a tradition on my birthday. My my wife hates pork ribs, baby back ribs, and I love them. And we I make my whole family go to a barbecue place and we all eat ribs and I make them all eat ribs. You torture your wife on your birthday.

I don't torture my wife. It's just like it's my day. Yeah, I know. You know, a lot of people want extravagant things for their birthdays. And I just want some ribs and I want to sit there with my family and enjoy hopefully we can get with the way that the NFL calendar works. Maybe you'll have a Super Bowl birthday and you could have it's the ultimate torture chamber.

Yeah, I'm basically taking your wife to Guantanamo. Right, right, right. It's ribs and Super Bowl Sunday. That would be you know what, if there's ever a Super Bowl Sunday with your will come and eat ribs with you. God, I've been loving your guys show. It's so it really is the best out there. It's so funny to listen to your interview with

Heineken, God, that was so funny. And it was so funny because last night I was watching that 30 for 30 and all I could think of was Tom Brady, not knowing who Heineken was. When he was going to Ragnos, it was really making me laugh. By the way, that 30 for 30, I want to talk about it for a second. OK, you know, we didn't see it, but we know the story. It's the talk rule 30 for 30. You know, I want to apologize.

I want to pre apologize to Hank for this, you know, because I'm going to talk some smack about Tom Brady. I didn't watch it with sound. OK, so I watched the 30 for 30, not with sound. I was in a bar slash restaurant or local bar slash restaurant in Calabasas. You guys should come out. By the way, I offered you guys to come and stay with us. Obviously, you're in a hotel.

Do you live next to our friend, Jared Goff? We've been to Calabasas. We stayed at his house. Um, I didn't know that Jared lived out in Calabasas. He's behind some big gated community in Calabasas. Probably listen to Detroit now. Yeah, I'm in more of these guys' house. I'm in more of the lower income area of Calabasas.

He lives next to Drake, yeah. Yeah, no, I'm I'm in I'm in the I'm in the lower income area of Calabasas. Do you don't even like you don't even sniff a Kardashian? I I don't live in a gated community, but I did go to Home Depot. We have like a gate, a small gate around my house. OK, that's a lot of accounts, yeah. Do you have a security guard? Don't have a security guard.

So anyone can just drive up to Jerry O'Connell's house. I have a fake. I had to get a camera. Someone was stealing our packages, but I didn't want to pay for the wiring. So I have a fake camera. Oh, nice. I had to change the battery with a light in it. That reminds me.

So I was walking and I just took a walk up and down Sunset Boulevard here just to see like the neighborhood. Yeah, Marijuana is legal. You can buy it anymore. Oh, yeah. Wow. Nice. Hang. The reason I'm a drug guy. Yeah, I don't smoke drugs. No, I mean, I'm just saying if you want to for your friends,

if you're going to drive back with Billy and right just you guys eating chili and shitting on each other. And wow, this video is you guys close to you guys in there. I was like, those guys, it must smell like skyline shit. It didn't smell that bad, actually. Like there were I brought Axe body spray. So I would just I would hose the the truck down every now and again. But no, I want to ask you about about this neighborhood here

because I saw all those boxes for star maps. Like here's where all the stars live. And it's just, I guess, newspapers or flyers that tell you where celebrities live. How that's such a weird thing where they'll like people come to town and then just drive to a celebrity's house and be like, there's a celebrity in there. Were you ever on a star map? I was never on a star map.

I did live a couple blocks right here from Barstool Central. I lived a couple blocks from here because this is like where all the bars are. And I like I didn't want to get like I wanted to stop at like my fifth DUI. And so I started to like walk to bars. And this is a great area for that. There's a lot of bars up and down here. Yeah, just such a strange concept to me that people would just like sell flyers. Like here's a map.

Here's where you can go stalk. It's a little old school. I think it's like I think it's exciting to park. I remember the Osborns lived a couple blocks that way. And you always see the tour bus outside of their house. I remember thinking like that's kind of weird that there's like a tour bus out there. So crazy because a lot of us like. I mean, I guess you guys, I don't want to say where you live.

I know Billy lives in Hoboken. I don't know if he lives in a house. But if you live in a house, I never lived in a house. I grew up in an apartment. So now that I have a house, I love to urinate outside. Oh, yeah, like there's just something about like, oh, I'm going to go pick up some dog poop and it's like, you know, I'm going to piss. Yeah.

And then in the mulch, you piss in the mulch. Well, I just piss wherever it's like, I don't want anyone looking at me because I have like kids and sometimes they have friends at home and I don't want them to be like, I don't want to have to register, you know, right? But man, there's something about pissing outside. It is one thing I love about Jerry so much. And I just wanted to say and you can't like if the tour bus is coming outside. Yeah, you can't be like, oh, God, he's pissing.

But that would be funny, too. If you were just the guy because they would probably stop coming. Right. It's true. It's also legal. Like you can't just. I think you get pee on your own property. Yeah.

Do you miss pissing in the snow? Because there's nothing better than that. You know, there's this rib place that I go to for my birthday. We've heard of it in the urinals. They put ice. Yeah, that's bad. And then I just piss on that ice. And I was like, just look at me and just melting that ice.

We went to this your day. February 17th is like and I'm excited for you. It's just like the ice is just like there's a brewery that we stopped in and in Winslow, Arizona and in the bathroom, they had a little soccer goal and you could piss on to the soccer ball and get to go into the goal. It's like a video game for your dick. It was amazing. JFK has like little flies painted on the bottom of the urinals, which you just.

Oh, J.K. the the airport. Not the guy, not the guy. No, the president wanted flies in his toilet. Let me get some. Wait, I can't even do it outside. This is my J.M.K. voice. Let me get some flies in the toilet. That's not J.M.K., you know.

Where's Marilyn? Is that the guy? I would like to. He died in Dallas. He died in Dallas, sorry, on the way out. I fly in every year. I made him into the Pimper Trarm guy. What brings us back to watching this 30 for 30 with no sound?

Oh, so I'm watching it. I'm sitting in this restaurant with my wife and I'm talking to my wife and. I looked over her shoulder and in the bar was the 30 for 30 on so I couldn't hear it and they didn't have the close captioning. So I was listening to my wife. She was I don't know, talking about something. And I was watching it and he's sitting on a couch with. Charles Woodson, with Charles Woodson.

Yes. And they actually pull a football out. And you can see they're talking about the tucker roll because the it's all we're thinking about as a tucker roll. Now I am a Jets fan. What's up, Billy? See it rough and rowdy. Man, that would be a fun, rough and rowdy, wouldn't it?

But Billy, could you find? Could you find the anger inside of you to like come at me? I don't think he has that way. All his fists are no longer lethal weapons. That was so fun. I love you, Billy. I really do. So funny.

Endless entertainment. Um, but I was watching over her shoulder and Tom Brady. Here's a guy who has he has everything. I mean, he really does have everything. And I'm even looking at him and he just he looks amazing. And it just no work done. And not that I can see. He's natty.

Yeah. Um, it just looks great. And the whole 30 for 30 is so well produced. And it's him looking out at the Tampa Bay, you know, faithful to the Bay. And, um, he, um, he's got a football out. And you can see he's arguing with Charles Woodson. Like, no, it's I threw it down. I threw it down.

I threw it down. And Charles Woodson is just like knocking the ball out of his hand. And Brady is like defending himself. And I was like, here's a guy who has everything. Like, why wouldn't he just say, Hey, Charles, you know what? You're right. It was a crap call, man. It was, I'm not sure that we deserve that.

That we got lucky there. You're absolutely like, give the satisfaction to someone else. Now, listen, I don't know what was said because I was watching over my wife's shoulder and I was having to listen to my wife. I was there was a complaint about something. You can see how the conversation, but I could see he was being defensive and talking with his hands origin story. Like that play, I think I saw on Twitter because I didn't watch it,

but someone said that, you know, he said that if he, if that play gets called differently, he's probably the backup. The next story is Drew Blood. So and like there's been a lot of victory since then, man, I do have to say, I'm not a Tom Brady hater. Obviously, listen, I'm hoping he moves to next to Jared Goff in the gated community. You know, while I'm outside of the gates, I would still love to see him at the drive through or something.

Like how fun would that be? But he sees you pissing. That would be so weird. Think about that. Isn't it crazy? I think that he's with my kids and I'm just like, oh, oh God, I'm trying to play. Or we go to the same rib joint and I'm trying to play soccer. No, I gotta go.

I gotta go. Look at me. Tom Brady does not eat ribs. See, that's not, that's not on the authorized food list. He might eat the ice in the urinals. You know who actually the real origin story of Tom Brady? It's Mo Lewis. Yeah.

Mo Lewis created Tom Brady. The Jets linebacker, he knocked Drew Bledsoe out of that game. Almost killed him actually. And then they didn't know what they had in Tom Brady. He was a big question mark. He comes in and then just proceeds to destroy the Jets for 20 years. I think it was Monday night football. Look it up.

I remember watching it. Let's see. Two quarters or full game. Back then I was watching a full game. Like you, Jerry watched the two quarters that weren't, you know, that didn't have Drew Bledsoe getting knocked out. I have some. Oh, I did start playing Daily Fantasy, which I never did.

Sunday night. It was Sunday night football game. I think that's going to count. I think that counts. I did start playing Daily Fantasy. And I'm really into it. You know, I do have to tell you there is a little bit of a problem. You know, if you do have like gambling, if you do have addiction issues at all,

and we all do, worried about you and the vapes there. Yeah, I was at 100 gambler. I literally was just checking my person for my vape when Jerry said 100 gamblers. Um, uh, but, um, you know, the daily stuff can be a little bit of like, uh, like, you know, what's so funny is you enter a, there we go. He's, it's a red light. I got a red light on here. It sucked it too much.

Um, uh, you know, you, you enter a contest with, let's say 300 people for five bucks. And Austin Eckler scores a touchdown and you're winning a million dollars. You know, and they show you winning a million dollars. And like you're looking around your house like, I'm going to get the fuck out of here. See ya. I'm going to leave these people and just watch football Thursday nights and Sundays and Saturdays. They have it on Saturday nights too.

Yeah. Tuesday nights sometimes. Yeah. And, um, then you like turn your phone off and you're like, I won. That's it. I did it. I beat the system. And then you turn your phone back on and like out of 367 players, you're 366.

Right. Some guy has like every player on one team and that team scores 50 points. So it's a little addictive. Like the addict in you, like it, it hits that, it hits that, it hits that G spot in your brain, you know? Yeah, it sure does. So, so wait. So it's like, um, you know, you're just like, you guys are too young, but if you go to the

doctor and they like check you for stuff and fingers go places and you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And like it's exciting. It's just like, oh, there it is again. There's that feeling. Yeah. And then you try and like keep that feeling inside, but sometimes you can't. We're going to get back to Jerry O'Connell in a second.

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And then download DatChat. That's D-A-T-C-H-A-T DatChat. Now here is more Jerry O'Connor. This is interesting to me because I did want to talk to you about our fancy football team. We put Jerry, we installed him as the GM. A big honor. Of our fancy football team this year in C.J. McCollum's High Roller League. It's kind of concerning to me though that you also have started to play daily fan.

It almost seems like maybe you've got too many irons in the fire, not really focusing in on one thing. It's also interesting that Jerry is addicted to playing fancy football, despite the fact that he's objectively not very good at it. Like a fisherman who can't swim. You gotta, it's not how hard you fall down. Was that too harsh? No, it's about.

We're doing open, honest conversation. Yeah, I'm sorry. No, we have to be honest. We're close. You guys are, I said it, you guys are the funniest. And we have to be honest with each other. I mean, I guess there is an element of broke back. I can't quit you, you know.

And I don't mean you. I mean, fantasy. But you just got to keep getting back up. I want to say in my defense of your league, you guys sent me numerous passwords to accounts that none of them work. Okay, all right. And then I finally got in there and then I couldn't draft because you were the manager of the team. We had some draft issues.

And so we auto-drafted. And for someone who auto-drafted, I did pretty well. I think I came in. When we finished. Seventh. Oh, that's not bad. I think seventh had, or no, we went seven and seven. I think we finished six out of 12.

Oh, that's, I mean, that's. So I was working with auto-draft. I agree with you on that auto-draft. And by the way, I'm pretty sure you auto-drafted Gus Edwards two days after he was gone. Yes, he tears his yellow. All right. So I'm currently going through the text messages that Jerry and I had back and forth.

Um, on the day of the draft, it was, it was a shit show. To put it mildly. By the way, it's intense too. I want to tell you something else. On the day of the draft, I'm with my two children. We're going to a volleyball tournament that they're going to lose terribly in. I'm carpooling children. I have to drop them off, get to a FedEx Kinkos and log on.

Okay. Why can't you do it for your phone? Because I use a site, a cheat sheet site that helps me get in there. And I can't do it. I need a desktop and I need to put my credit card in and a FedEx Kinkos. Listen, no fault of FedEx Kinkos. Shout out to them. Yup.

Shout out. But like I had to drop them off and I had to drop them off a mile away from their meat to drive back to the FedEx Kinkos. Six girls had to walk down a highway because of these texts. Go ahead. Okay. I'm going to re-serve them here because we were going back and forth. I was trying to get him the password, the correct login.

And then he's, No, no, don't press over that shit. I'm sorry. I shouldn't. I shouldn't have lost my temper. Don't just gloss over that. I need a password to get into the password. And the passwords weren't matching up.

It was, it was a shit show. And then you said there are no leagues in your email. Two leagues in the email. You just sent both drafting on nine eight. Cometer, is this a joke? I don't get it. I signed into the email. No leagues.

Is this amount Rushmore? Comets are no email. If it's a joke, I guess it's funny. Like a fake league. Ha, never heard of that one, but I love humor. And this goes on for about two more hours trying to figure out how to let Jerry in to draft the team. So this is your fault, PFT.

It was partially my fault. I mean, I think that's, I was also struggling at the time. Yeah. What mind you, I'm driving six lives, six minor lives, minors. Yeah. And texting you at the same time.

Hopes and dreams all in front of them. I was struggling to get in on my end as well. I was very confused about what was happening. But I can see why you thought that we were pulling an all time prank on you. I didn't know that we finished six out of 12. I actually commend you. I think that's an incredible performance

knowing that we auto-drafted. Let's try my best. I'm sorry we didn't come into any money. I'm sorry we didn't come into any money. Oh, Tom Brady. Hank, Tom Brady was our quarterback. Oh, he was. How many leagues are you in?

Oh man, this is such a, I really did it. I'm so excited about this. My first league ever that I was in, it was a Yahoo League. Don't know about their customer service. I've never called them. But I don't even care if they hear it. It's just with a bunch of, like I look in this room and you guys could have played football.

You know, like you're like, you're like smart nerds. You're athletic adjacent. You know what I'm saying? That's actually very true. You know, and you know something about the NFL. Your fastest two minutes is hilarious, by the way. It's great. I'm in a league and have been, it was my first league ever

with a group of people who know nothing about the NFL. They are, I mean, this is how old I am. They're like dot, they're like dot com people. They're like- Any famous people? No one famous. Okay. Just Marks.

Well, you would think that, but they know nothing. You would think I would win every year, but it is a 14 team league. And I just come in close to last place every year. And then what it is- It sounds like they do know something about the NFL. They might know something about spreadsheets. Well, that's what it is.

There's a guy, I don't want to say his name, but he calls me up and whenever he beats me, which is like twice a year, he's always like, I got you, you're my bitch now. And this is someone, I don't want to choose violence, but this is someone I could probably kill with my bare hand. I could like- And I'm not like Steven Segal.

I'm not like one of these actors, like Jeremy Statham. Like I'm not like, I'm not a kung fu person, you know? But if I like, I thought like this guy's like calling me up and leaving like real trash talking messages. I'm like, I could go to his house right now. And in front of his family, I could take his life. I could take his life out with zero to no resistance, nothing. And so anyway, I played him this year and he beat me by,

I'm not even kidding. I took a screenshot of it. I'll send it to somebody. He beat me by 0.05. And it was like a Monday night and I needed, oh God, who's the running back for the Niners? Elijah Mitchell? Yeah, Eli Mitchell.

Elijah Mitchell. I needed like one more run and he didn't get it. And like immediately my phone rang and he was like, I got you. And I literally, I did it. I blasted out an email to the league and I went, hey everybody, because I had to take my power back guys. Right. I went, everybody, I just lost to Dave by 0.05.

Here's a screenshot. I'm out. I'm done with this league. Whoa. I don't know any of you. I don't see any of you anymore. During this pandemic, we don't even draft together anymore. I will probably never see any of you again.

And if you do see me, don't even come up and talk to me. You're all dead to me, all of you. And I gotta tell you, it felt so good. I was like, I literally, I felt like, remember Shawshank? When he like crawls through the shit, like the sewer and he gets out and he's like, I'm free. I felt like I crawled through like a sewer and I just crawled through and I just wrote a long email and then like a lot of my friends called and they were like, you weren't being serious.

And the people in this league are like, you weren't being serious, right dude? You're coming back, right man? And I was like, no, I'm out. I'm free. I think that's a very healthy thing to do. I think that's great because also, Jerry, you have to think about it from the perspective of everybody else that was in that league. Every time they play, you're like the chiefs.

You get everybody's best shot every week. Everyone prepares for you. They're like, you know what? I'm going to take out the kid from stand by me this week. He's going down. And then they get to brag about it later. You emancipated yourself. I love this.

So freeing. So freeing. But I'm sorry we didn't do better in our league. That was a question, by the way, of how many leagues are you in? Oh, I mean, so right now, currently, I'm in a work league. I do another funny thing with Daily Fantasy, which is I think the way to bet Daily Fantasy is I have a boss who loves fantasy football and I go head to head with her every week in daily, which is fun because it increases your chances.

It's basically a 50-50 shot of running, you know? And I think that's the way to do Daily Fantasy. And it's funny. In one of my leagues, I was like, I wonder if we could do a league because I just hate like getting stuck with a Gus Edwards. It's just like, oh my goodness, like you're just done like a Derek Henry. You're riding high and then it's over. It's over.

Like in that league, it auto drafted Christian McCaffery. And then like somebody else has Chaba Habba and like that's it. We're out, you know? I mean, you're done. To your credit, you were a very active manager. You were active on the way of a wire. You were doing trades. You eventually did get Hubbard on the team.

Like you do micromanage the team and you care about it, which I appreciate. Well, you know what? I was representing you guys. I take that seriously. You guys are the funniest, both of you. And you know, Catty Pippet, I love you guys and I wanted to represent. So we wanted, I wanted to ask you about this season because we are, we're not, I'm officially going to say it.

We're going to bring you back for your two as manager here. Now, wow, we think that you can get it right. The franchise is in the right direction. Well, let's, what do you have here? This is such an honor. I just had a Crip sheet of like stuff rules. I mean, last time I was on, I gave you rules as to who you can and can't draft. So we have an updated version.

It's an updated version after this. 3.0 actually. Oh, I have a couple of questions on here. First of all, this is kind of an important question. How do, how do Roman swipes work? Okay. So it's really easy because I got to say, and I haven't tried them yet. So I don't want to talk about like, speak weird about sponsors,

but do you wipe your butt with it? No, no, no, no. You're thinking of dude wipes. Big Cat, we, there are, I think that you probably could wipe your butt with it. But if you did, I don't know medically if you, we're not doctors. But we, I have listened to a couple of Joe Rogan podcast. So I have a remedial understanding of science. Careful.

Let's not get this episode pulled. I want to know. Yeah. Have you ever seen Planet of the Apes, Jerry? I'm just curious. I've seen a lot. I've seen all of them. Yeah.

I liked, I liked the original one better. Don't put Roman swipes in your butt. Okay. I haven't tried them, but you do make it sound intriguing. You don't strike me as a guy that comes too fast. I'm just going to say it. You know, I'm, you got, I don't know, you got a confidence to you. You know, we're being very open and honest to you.

Yeah. You know, when you get to a point, your kid is younger, our kids are older. So they're everywhere. They're in, they're everywhere. So when, when sexy time does happen, it's so infrequent. It's so rare that a lot of times like any sort of control or like, uh, sensuality is just, it's, it's gone.

So I was interested in some of your. Yeah. So you should Roman swipe. Right. But not on the butt. Not on the bar. Maybe every day, just in case that day is the day. It's also like, efficiency is the name of the game.

I would imagine for you. Like there's a very small window that you have to hit as a father, some privacy, 30 seconds. It's actually genetically and evolutionary speak. I think it's, it's better to be a premature ejaculator because you get to like pregnancy, pregnancy, pregnancy. Right. Right.

But when you're in like a relationship, you want everyone to be satisfied, you know, and, um, typically if you're lasting five, six seconds, that's not satisfying. Usually not. Usually not. She's talking to Rick Petino about that. We don't make those jokes. We don't make those jokes. Um, let me, uh,

3.0. I think this is 3.0 on rules. You've done it twice before. I think this is your updated 3.0 rules. Um, Falcons, only Falcons are bees. Nothing else. Okay. Um, that's very confusing to be right off the bat because the Falcons,

they seem like they've got a different running back every single week. Right. But, uh, Cordell was a magic, uh, like some secret sauce for me. Oh, you're counting him as running. Okay. All right. That makes sense. Okay.

Um, uh, Mike, um, uh, cow pits is good, Jerry. I know, but I'm so sorry. You have to, I also have like a vibe about what teams I can watch. And this last season, watching the Falcons air attack, um, it's too depressing. Like, you know what it is? It's also, it's like, I forget what the name of it, but when you go to your house and you take out things that don't bring you joy, there's like, it's like,

that's Hondo or something. Yeah. But it's like with fantasy, like in no offense, but like watching, yeah, watching, and you know, I'm like the biggest Browns defender here, but for some reason watching Browns games this season, it, it like depressed. It was a slog. Yeah. It was, and it didn't bring me happiness.

And I got to watch teams that bring me happiness. You know, okay. Um, Carolina Panthers, um, nothing. Yep. God, I like that. So Chris McCaffrey officially dead to you now. Uh, he is dead to me. You know what's so funny when I auto drafted him because you would not give me the password.

Um, because I thought it was a prank, but it wasn't. Um, you're still the funniest. Um, but, um, uh, I said to myself, he's going to get injured and I should have picked up Chubba Hubbard. But you know what? I mean, it, I don't even think Chubba Hubbard was the, on, on our lads. I don't even think he was the RB two. No, he wasn't very good.

It was, uh, so never Carolina Panthers. Um, catty's bears are, are dead to me. Bad. Yeah. Bad. That's smart. Their defense did get me through a few by weeks, but they're dead to me. And you know what?

I was really bummed out with Justin Fields. That was a bummer. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the bears don't really play offense. So that's smart. I feel like the Bears defense though is good for at least a couple of games a year when they're matched up against a really bad team that they play infrequently.

They are. They, they squick up that. This is purely fantasy stuff. And they do score points, but they just had a gross season. Like, remember that terrible Monday night game? It was a nightmare. Which one? Um, the Cowboys are depressing to watch now.

I cannot watch them. They have some bad, it's a bad vibe on them. It is. They need to sage that place. They have everything that you would need on offense, but something doesn't work. They need to sage it. Um, lion's sadness. Um, I mean, it's just sadness, you know, and you just have to, it's like muting people on

social media. It's like, I got to get them out of me. Like that blocking teams. Because you only get, you get to two quarters a week. You can't afford to waste those. You know, it's gotta be, it's gotta be someone that brings me happiness. Someone that brings me joy. It's a couple games that were exciting, but yeah.

Um, no saints unless you can use their tight end as a, as a quarterback. Ah, yes. Unless you can put that quarterback in the TE slot and then lock it in and then have your whole league call you up and complain to you and you just ignore all their emails. Yes. Genius move. That's pretty good because they can't change that once it's locked in. I like the fact that you are the, you're the Frank Abagnale from catch me if you

can of fantasy leagues. You just, you find, you find all the loopholes and you exploit them. It's not cheating. It's locked in. And then after the fact, you're like, okay, we need to change something and update our rules because Jerry has figured out a way to get around them. Uh, no giants. No more giants.

Giants are done. Yep. I mean, that's, yeah. Very depressing. Who's there? Who's there? Roger Sterling? Like who are we?

What are we doing? It's just not happening. I think he's a madman, wasn't he? Oh, you know what? Packers. Packers. Sterling. Sterling, Shepard.

Shepard. Um, I said Roger Sterling. Packers. Packers are okay. No Packers running backs because I played someone this season who had started Dylan and I was like, they need 30 points. I'm fine. And that was the game where Aaron Jones went out and Dylan had like,

three touchdowns. So I get sickened by their running backs. But, um, in a bye week, in a pinch, I do like Alan Luzard. Yeah. Because his name is like laser. It's just a cool name. It is fun to say. It's more fun when he scores a touchdown.

It is. So, uh, Rams, I gotta tell you, um, I know a lot of people are feeling the Rams fever here in Los, in, in Los Angeles. Are they? Uh, oh yeah. When I came to work that Monday, everyone was in Rams gear. And I was like, these people aren't Rams fans. I gotta tell you, it's why I also can't be, I'm sorry to upset everyone.

It's why I can't be a Lakers fan. I moved to LA and all like my agents were like, Lakers man, Lakers. And I can't do it. I just can't do it. I can't, I, I can't make believe I'm into the Rams. Have we ever asked you how you became a Chargers fan? Yeah. I moved to Los Angeles in the late nineties.

Um, things were looking up for the Chargers. They just drafted Ryan Leaf. Yep. Uh, Ryan Leaf and I, um, I can find this, did a Maxim magazine shoot. Really? Yeah. Because I was just in Jerry McGuire. I had played, um, Frank Cushman.

Yep. And Ryan Leaf was the number one in the number two in the pick. Peyton Manning went number one, right? Yep. And, um, we did a spread in Maxim magazine. And, um, you know, it was the only pro team in LA when I moved here. The Raiders had left and I went to one XFL game. Um, and I was like, you know, no offense to Vince McMahon.

He's a great businessman. But I went to that XFL game and I was like, I can't get into this. This isn't, I mean, he, I know he, he hate me for saying that. But, uh, I just wasn't, uh, into it. The Chargers were fun then too. Like that was a objectively like, It was really fun driving. But you know what?

I was like, I was single. I would drive down to San Diego. I'd make it a weekend. And you know what? Chargers fans are like the yacht rock of fans. You go to that stadium. No one's in like boots, like ready to fight. No one's like, it's like everyone's in flip flops.

Everyone's high. Like it's like a party. It's literally, it's the yacht rock of NFL teams. It's such a pleasant experience, Chargers fans. And it's just like, it's like a Michael McDonald song. It's just like, it's smooth, man. Did you go to any games this year? Yeah.

Oh hell yeah. Yeah. Went to Raiders. That was a little frightening. I went all four quarters. Oh wow. I went with. That'd be funny if your wife made you do it.

I went with Maui. I went with her. And, uh, I asked her if she thought Justin Herberts was, was hot. And she was like, yeah, I see it. I see it. But she wasn't, it wasn't like, I was expecting her to be like,

I wanted her to like, it's funny. I asked her if Joe Burrow was hot. And she was like, yeah, I see it. Like, I think she's more into Joe Burrow than she is into Justin Herberts. That doesn't make sense. Are you offended by that you wanted her to think that Justin Herberts was like a stud?

Well, he's, he's kind of my court. He's, you know, he's like my quarterback. I want her to be like, oh, that guy's everything. You know, like you, like much like Hank and like his like, you could just tell how hard he gets whenever he talks about Tom Brady, you know, like. Yeah. You, you derive some of your self-confidence

on your quarterback. Yeah. Um, and, um, uh, but, I do like the churches. I like them as an organization too. Unlike our Jets, Billy, I'm sorry. They try, they're trying. They're trying hard.

That run defense is the worst, but they're trying. Yeah. And we like Brandon Staley. Okay. Eagles, nobody except Jalen, sort of fun to watch. Do not trap Miles Sanders. I did that. Or they're running game at all.

That's like the only thing they do. Niners. I'm sorry. I know, uh, I know he dabbed on, on your birthday, but, uh, nothing with the Niners. What about Debo? Uh, Seahawks wide receivers. I just, um, there's something a little depressing

about the Niners these days. Really? Yeah. I love them. I get a weird vibe with them. And, you know, you guys talk about. Vibes are off. Well, you guys talking about Shanahan, um,

in the back end of games too, sort of really, uh, you know, if you're playing a player, you want them, you want their team to win. Like you want them to win. It was, there's a weirdness going on there. Um, the commies, nobody. No one on the commies? No, you know what?

And I'm so bummed out because I used to always have a, um, a thing where I'd have to have a tight end from the commies on my team. And this is like Cooley, um, Vernon Davis, uh, G, Reed, Jordan Reed, man. Fred Davis for a while too. We've had some good tight ends on the commies. I used to always have a commie tight end,

but I don't even want a commie tight end. Um, uh, Ravens, I get a weird vibe off of that team now. Another, another vibe. Vibes are off. Yeah, the vibes are off. I just don't want to trap anybody there. Uh, Seahawk wide receivers, nobody else. Definitely not their running game.

This is my favorite because there will be someone who's listening to this who will tweet us and be like, so I've crunched the numbers and Jerry has basically box himself into being able to draft like 14 people. Um, Texan's gone. Colts, no colts. I don't care even if it's not the Taylor's the best. What? She hasn't Taylor?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I just can't do it. Bad vibes. Bad vibes. I get weird. It just gives me bad. You score's too much. It's just bad juju.

Um, definitely no Broncos spent all my, um, all my free agent money on Tim Patrick after Jerry Judy got injured and I thought that was it. I think I spent all of our money in our league and, um, Broncos are dead to me. It's over. Okay. Um, Brown's a little weird.

Maybe if Chubb is available in like a third round. Raiders are fun. Any Raider. Okay. Okay. Any Raider. There we go. I know, I noticed that you, uh, you picked up Hunter.

I think you traded for Hunter run from. Yeah. Like you gave up a King's ransom. Yeah, but it was fun, man. Yeah, it was fun. Watching Renfro. My only, my concern with Hunter Renfro is he, whenever he gets tackled, he really gets tackled.

Like he, he gets hit harder than anybody in the league for some reason. I don't know what, maybe they're just like teeing off on him. I'm not sure. He's just not cupping it. He's not able to evade those. I don't know. He just gets lit up. Um, um, never any Patriots, not at all.

I started Mac Jones when he had that monster 17 yard game this season. We were at that game. And I mean, that's it. Like honestly, the franchise is dead to me. Like even watching that 30 for 30 over my wife's shoulder last night when my wife was yammering on, I, I was like, God, Mac Jones scored had 17 yards this season. What a, what a fucking joke.

That's, that's a game where you would be forgiven for just giving the death penalty to our team. Because if you started Mac Jones, I'm not here to judge why you started Mac Jones in that game. But like if you're, if you're watching that and let's just say you need 10 points out of Mac Jones in that Monday night game. And then the first half ends and he hasn't attempted a pass. That's, that's an all time.

Like fuck you. You're dead to me forever. Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. It's a nightmare. Bengals, all Bengals are okay. So much fun to watch.

I was a little late getting on that train, but I did draft T Higgins in our draft. So that was like, he was, it was what a fun train to get on. And any Arizona Cardinal loved him. Huh. Even Kyler, even though he's got bad vibes. Um, Kyler, I never said the Cardinals have bad vibes. But Kyler has, Kyler has bad body language.

Oh, um, I know. Like me on Twitter. Oh, he unfollowed the Cardinals. I didn't know the personal personal stuff this morning. He just called him. He unfollowed the Arizona Cardinals. Yes. I didn't know the personal stuff.

The last I checked it was Alvin Kamara got arrested. But, um, I'm in the biggest shock. He's like, what was Alvin Kamara doing at the, he was in the Pro Bowl. He got arrested after the Pro Bowl. Yeah, I know, but like I had Alvin Kamara in a league and how did he get to the Pro Bowl? Well, Mac Jones also made the Pro Bowl.

Are you kidding me? Who's watching this garbage? If you're, if you're- Mac Jones, 17 yards. Mac Jones got to the fucking Pro Bowl? Yeah. As what? Who is making these decisions?

He scored like a 70 yard rushing touchdown to the Gritty. Everyone sits out. So it's like basically if you're like, if you're 10 out of, if you're a top 10 quarterback in the AFC or NFC, which means you're 10 out of 16, you're in the Pro Bowl. You have a chance of being the Pro Bowl. What a ch- I'm sorry, but like the biggest shocker to me was Alvin Kamara was in the Pro Bowl.

Yeah, I'm sorry. I don't know what happened at the nightclub and there's two sides to every story and everything, but crazy. Listen, guys, I know you're here in Los Angeles. I actually, I know Hank is a bit of a poet and also loves Tom Brady. You got us a gift. So I actually wrote a, I'm a poet as well. I write poetry, I journal and stuff.

I wrote a poem for Hank. Is it okay, buddy? Yeah, absolutely. You want me to read it? Yeah, let's do it. Yeah, let's finish with the poem. This is perfect. All right.

This is a poem for Hank. Welcome to Los Angeles, boys. You flew and drove so very, very far, but this is a little diddy for Hank who needs to know Tom Brady has no clue who you are. You fell as traveled from the mighty coast of the east through the lowlands and through the highlands, but handsome each.

Thinking Brady knows who you are is like the girl who accused me of fathering her child on Long Island. It happened. Was my kid totally delusional. Yes. We welcome you all to Los Angeles and we would love to show you how much our city grew. But when it comes to handsome Hank, please remember

Tom Brady has no clue. We have many celebrities here in Los Angeles, many a star. You will all hobnob and chat. And Hank, if you happen to see Tom Brady, he'll be like, who the fuck is that? So let's all enjoy our Super Bowl this week before we get all competitive and gambling.

But Hank, if you're ever near Tom Brady, he'll be like, get that dude away from my family. For this week, we celebrate PMT for entertaining us and helping us win bank, but PMT wouldn't be near complete if it wasn't for the delusions of our dear Hank. Oh, that's great. Wow.

Wow, what's the other? I'm sorry, I have another poem. Okay, all right. Yeah. I don't know, I was just feeling it last night. Okay. Who's this for? I had some pre-workout and I was just, I was going.

Hell yeah. Here we go. This is, this is a poem for Billy. Okay. Billy, Billy, Billy. The mind of Manjini, the girth of David Wells. Billy, Billy, Billy.

The only man who travels with 250 pounds of dumbbells. Billy, Billy, Billy. Such a hard worker. Never do you pout. Billy, Billy, Billy. Not even when you drive 30 straight hours, zooted on black rifle and pre-workout. Billy, Billy, Billy.

Welcome to Los Angeles where I am your host. Billy, Billy, Billy. Time for some more pre-workout and another incoherent blog post. Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy. Here, PMT, you're such an important cog. Billy, Billy, Billy. What the fuck kind of training do you do with that dog? Billy, Billy, Billy.

We joke. You are our big, lovable, hot mess. Billy, Billy, Billy. TY, FYS. That is why he's a Mount Rushmore guest. That's perfect. Jerry O'Connell. Thank you.

Love you, Jerry. We love you. You're both the funniest. We love you. We love you. Thank you. And we'll look forward to sometime in August. We'll do a preview of fantasy football.

Yeah. And we'll figure it out this way. So we will have the draft set up ahead of time. Yes. And we'll twitch it, maybe. We'll put it on twitch. Yes, yes. Did you just bust ass, Hank?

Yeah, I'm a jackass. I was thinking about holding the name, but I was like, we just saw jackass. Why not, you know? Hank, no investigation for this one, I guess. Hank, that was a live one. Jackass, dude. For the record.

For the fucking intern. For foreplay. Oh, my God, dude. What happened? Remember when we were playing golf and you ripped ass, and we were like, dude, we just met. And then he left. He like quit like two days later.

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All right, let's wrap up. We went. We saw Jackass Forever Boys Trip. Very good time. We got a bunch of concessions. It is concessions month, and it was an awesome movie. Billy was not high for the record. Billy was not high.

Jake, we'll have to get Jake's thoughts. Jake had never seen a movie, a Jackass movie before. When you guys had Steve on one, like two years ago? Yeah. I watched some clips on YouTube. You were appalled? It was crazy. It was nuts.

It was my first full movie. There was one scene in the movie where Bam was in it, and I like hit Jake, and I was like, dude, that's Bam. Like, I can't believe he's there. And Jake just didn't even respond. He's like, OK. Because it was very like, they didn't show.

Like, Bam was in the back, and I saw him. I was like, oh, fuck. I thought you were talking about Bam on a bio for being honest. Oh, my god. I love it, Jake. I love how pure it is. What did you think? I want to know your honest thoughts.

Yeah. It was cool. I liked just the pace of the movie. It's like, there's not a plot. That's all. It's just a little fucking video. You thought it was a plot? No, I mean, it's just cool how it's paced it up.

You're like an alien. I love this. Did you do a great job of mixing in the short? I love the short skits. That's like old school jackass, the show, CKY. Now, Jake, the amount of penises. What did you think? That was crazy.

Yeah. There were a lot of stunts. I think all of the ones with the balls involved were the worst. See, to me, like jackass, I was thinking about it while I was watching it. I was laughing so hard. Those guys could make a movie. They could keep doing it.

I know they're old. There was a couple of moments where it was like, oof. There's no spoilers because it's jackass. But Johnny Knox was going out on a stretcher. I was like, oh, god, dude, you're old and this is bad. How many concussions you probably have. But they are, to me, and I know people will say this is a sad statement. They're like the peak of American culture to me.

I love everything about them. I think they're so fucking funny. It does seem very simple. Like guy hits ball and guy gets hit in the balls, puke. But it's genius. Everything about it is genius. I think it's not simple because they take sometimes simple concepts, like you said, is like get hit in the balls.

Everybody laughs. But they wrap all these tiny little details around every single sketch that they do, where there was one where I think somebody was getting shot into the water. Or no, it was the machine gun Kelly on the bike with the giant hand slapping them into the water. And they still have like the other guys that aren't in that actual contest in the pool wearing like tiny little shark costumes. Swimming right.

It's just it's very, very funny stuff and their reactions to everything. It's just they live in a surreal world. And I keep thinking that at one point somebody's going to get a debilitating injury or worse. And it's actually made me realize that life isn't as dangerous. Sometimes if these guys are still alive and doing jackass, yeah, like they've they've put their bodies through everything. They definitely I would imagine some of them have like PTSD from some of the

bear stunt was insane. That was crazy. Who's that? That was Aaron had to do the bear stunt. And that was that was fucking wild. He got shot on this entire time. He was the star. He was our star, yeah.

The cup chat check was incredible. The silence of the lambs skit was the funniest part of the whole movie. I thought to me when they did the snakes in the in the dark room. Like that's the psychological part of it. That's just you just it's it's so funny watching it because they go right to the edge always where I think everyone trusts everyone. And they know that like, OK, we're going to keep it to a point where we'll never like super super like really fucked up.

We could die this kind of stuff. But it's always right on the edge. Yeah. Like, holy shit, like this is bad. This could be really bad. And they somehow find that line to get right up to it. The penis's part didn't shock me. The amount of buttholes in this movie shocked me.

There was a lot of buttholes. I think it's all funny. I know it. I know it is like people will be like, oh, you're like, you think like that's so lame. Like, oh, a guy hit getting hit in the balls like that's shit. It's funny. I actually thought the only complaint I had of the entire movie was not enough puke. Yeah.

Like there was not enough puke. I needed more puke. They had that one cameraman that almost goes up all the time. He always does. And he's got the mask. He was leaving his mask on while he was almost puking into it. And I still to this day, like watching this just reaffirms the fact that I think that you could take Jackass.

You could show it to ISIS and they would laugh their balls off. Yes. They would have it would actually bring the world together. If we could just have a set aside two hours where everybody in the world sits down and watch Jackass and we'd be like, you know what, we got a lot more in common than maybe we thought. ISIS Salon. Yeah, that's right. ISIS Salon that we passed.

ISIS Boulevard. Yeah. The the one thing that made me like, I think those guys, I think the new guys, poopies, he that guy looked, he was like a cross between every Cali skater in Dave England, who's still around for the Jackass crew. Like his look felt like he had been there forever. And I feel like they they could keep doing these movies with like Knoxville, not doing as many stunts.

But like some of these newer guys, like the guy and his dad were hilarious. Just passing the torch. That's what this movie was. No, it was. I watched it. I was like, there's they got another big fat guy. Basically, sneaking my favorite guy in it was the newcomer, Zach, who I thought, I was pretty sure that was stabbed from come town the entire time.

That's really mean. No, I mean, it was the guy was hilarious. Yeah, that's what you meant. Yeah. Yeah. No, just a sense of humor. I don't know what Sav looks like. He just reminded me and they share a common out like a similar brain.

But yeah, it was it was a great movie. I laughed really, really hard. I can't wait to rewatch it. Like that's the other part. I've seen all the jackasses a million times. And I really hope that they find a way to keep making the movies. Maybe it's not all the same guys, because there is a point like even when Steve Oh, when when Knoxville had the the machine that shot the ball at him coming out of the shitter.

And like he probably got a little bit of a concussion. That actually was the one that made me think that too. That when you said the Knoxville concussion thing, I was like, Steve Oh going to hit in the head for no reason. Like, yeah, like probably being fucking careful. It was like, that was definitely a minor concussion. Like some of these guys probably should stop. But like or or find a role like Pontius who like Pontius has found a perfect role where

he just has really great one liners and then whips his cock out every few scenes. And like he doesn't really ever do any of the crazy shit. There's nothing that puts his life in check, right? Right. So it's like finding that where it's like some of the older guys maybe do some of that. And then the younger guys take more of the risks. I hope they keep doing it forever because Knoxville is a genius. Like whatever it is.

And it's obviously partly because he does a lot of the fucked up shit. Like you could see it even when he got when he went to the hospital. They're like, that's that's why he's the captain. Because like you got run over by a bull. Yeah, it was almost the exact same situation that he was in at the start of Jackass. Yeah, by that bullet. It mirrored it perfectly. My actually my favorite part of the movie was when Preston was dressed up in the latex outfit.

And they were getting they were getting ready to film a scene. This is not part of the scene they were doing. And then he just farted and he goes, oh my god, I shit myself. And it's it's stuff like that. That's like completely he's a 51 year old man. Yes, he said that dressed up in a silver latex outfit, shitting himself because he farted too hard. And that's what it is.

We it's fucking funny. It's never it's never not going to be funny for me to watch Jackass. And to see those guys kicking each other in the nuts and shitting themselves. Yeah, because if we've said it when we've had Steve Ohan and other people we talk about Jackass, like it's at the at the absolute like core of it. It's just like guy friendship. Like it's dudes hanging out. Yeah, they do extreme shit.

But like who hasn't been hanging out with friend and like, oh, he shit himself or he did this. Like, oh, that's hilarious. You sit there and you're laughing and crying and like and you can't stop laughing. And those are the moments that you always remember. And that's Jackass. I just I honestly I had the biggest smile on my face walking out of theater because I was like, I miss those guys. I love those guys.

They're like, it sounds sappy, but they're very important to like my like happiness. I mean, like I've had so many funny moments watching them with my friends with you guys. Like it's the best. I would say that they're heroes. Yeah, they are heroes. They've given me more hours of laughter than probably anybody. I love if you if you monitor how many times you laugh out loud in the funniest comedy you've ever seen versus how much you laugh out loud in Jackass.

You laugh out loud way more in Jackass. It is it's a great time. I actually was thinking about it when I was watching. I was like, I can't I was trying to do the math. I was like, I can't wait for like maybe like 12 or 13 years where I can show my son like every single Jackass movie. But I sit down and let's fucking watch this. And like, he'll obviously think it's funny because I'm going to make sure that he thinks

nutshots are funny. But like, I don't know what age would be appropriate. Eight, 10, 12, 12, 13. Well, maybe it was like probably I'm not I'm not I'm not a parent, but like maybe it's not appropriate for you to show it to him. But like he if he sees, no, I want to know, but I'm saying like, I don't want him to watch it with anyone I want to watch it with. I want to sit down and be like, watch this.

And then we I mean, I mean, funny that is the guy got in the nuts is like the peak of comedy. That's like middle school. Like or like for or when when he when Preston shit in the in the mask. Oh, my God. I mean, that shit. Yeah. All right. So I'm looking forward to I know that makes me probably a little fucked up, but that's

OK. I hope I'm looking forward to that moment. I hope they keep on making Jackass until they're in the retirement home. Yeah. But there's fucking with you. They're like lighting each other's oxygen canisters. Yeah. But they could do they could definitely I saw it like watching it.

I was like, they could do this in five years. They could do another one where just some of the older guys take a little bit less of the risks. Yeah. And some of the newer guys can can do it. And I I would like to nominate Billy to be part of it if they need a newer guy. Billy just kept every time there was an animal. He's like, oh, fuck.

Well, that's a fucking. They had a great while was a scorpion. It was your favorite animal in the opening scene. When they take Chris Pines's penis out as Godzilla and it's about to get bitten by a by a turtle. Billy just go. Everyone else is like, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

No, no. And Billy goes. Oh, that's an alligator snapping turtle. Yeah. They they're PSI is like a thousand pounds per inch. Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking. Yeah.

But that like if you took out like another turtle, it'd be like, OK, but that was like an alligator snapping turtle. Right. Snapping turtle. But anyway, it did. It could have been it could have been anything like you could have done it like a you could have just pinched his dick with like right. But it was a sick turtle.

Does it great? It was a dangerous turtle. I think it takes like a finger off. How do they decide who does which one is all volunteering? Well, it's like there's definitely some lanes like Steve Oh, it does a lot of shit that like with his butt, his dick. Pontius always has his dick out. He's a dick guy.

Dave England. And Dave England, I feel like gets concussed a lot. And then the Aaron also gets really fucked up. The guy do the cup checks. And then Knoxville does like he like he did like he's the ringleader. And they'll do like one or two big ones. There was also used to be a much more of like there's the skaters people that do like the skating type stuff.

And then there's like the Knoxville people who just do like the stunts, the Knoxville and the Steve Ohs. That's kind of blended now. I also this was the first time I felt like like Preston Dave England and the Mohawk guy, the cup check guy. Aaron, yeah. Those guys definitely like they're like, all right, we're gonna give you more money, but you have to do way more.

Like they were like Preston wasn't really in it. But yeah, they were more prominently featured. Or who the big guy is that was the new one as new guy. Zach was in it. Yeah, he wasn't it. Yeah, Preston wasn't there. Yeah, he was in it. But yeah, there's usually very prominently featured more so than ever where I was like,

all right, they definitely were like, all right, we're going to give you more, but you have to do way more. Yeah, but that's, I mean, you should go watch the first one. Bam, like that's why when I saw Bam, Bam was, he probably was the second most important guy to the whole thing. For sure. Behind Knoxville. So his crew and Knoxville's crew.

Yeah, right. So when I saw him, I was like, oh, shit, there he is. He, I think he did filming for like a day or two. But yeah, go see it. It's awesome. Steve also gets called in to do kind of weirdly acrobatic stuff. Yeah. I think he's like unicycles.

Yeah. He would fit in very well in like a traveling circus. I feel like an animal. An animal stuff. He did animals. Pontius used to do animal shit. Yeah. The Wild Boys were awesome.

And then Viva LaBam was great. Man, I just love Jackass. It's the best. It really is the best. And I can't wait to show it to my son. I really did think that I was like, there's going to be a day where I'll like sit down. We're going to watch all of these. I think it's, it might be more fun if he like discovers it in like a bad way.

Like he's not supposed to watch it. Well, I know that when we were kids, it was like, don't watch Jackass. So you'd have to like sneak it in. I think it's funny no matter what. I mean, he literally, I, when I FaceTime my family tonight, the report back was that he watched me fall into the pool like 20 times and laughed every time. So that's, that's, I mean, that's a precursor to his sense of humor. Like that really made me feel good.

I almost fucking ate shit and broke my skull, but he thought it was funny. Yeah. So whatever. Falling down is funny. I would put, falling down is in the same category as hitting the nuts. Yes. More puke though. I would have liked more puke.

I just, I like puke. When puke happens, I think it's funny. My sneaky favorite, funniest part was when they did the, the stunt and then they pretended like they were doing a serious interview after. Yeah. And they're like, what was your favorite Jackass when the guy at Dave Engel was just going into a dead serious, dead serious like, all right, this was my favorite moment that I was on. And he was like instantly like going into it.

Like that just cracked me up. There must be so many moments behind the scenes when they do stuff like they have to do the interview for the behind the scenes commentary for the DVD where they're just on edge the entire time. They're like, someone's fucking me right now. It's got to be the most uncomfortable movie set to ever be on. All right. That's our show.

We got an awesome show coming Friday. They should win a fucking Oscar. Yeah. They should win a Nobel Peace Prize. It's, it's ridiculous that those Hollywood phonies have not given Jackass an Oscar yet. He should at least be nominated because the amount of joy that they've given to the world, it kicks the shit out of every other director and every other comedy group. Like it's insane.

The work that they put in, they've sacrificed their bodies to make us laugh. Jeff Jermaine, come on the show. And it works. It fucking works. They need an Oscar. Give Jackass an Oscar. Yes. Yes.

I agree. All right. We have a great show coming Friday. Super week finale. We're going to have two Bengals players and a Rams fan, a famous Rams fan. Numbers and the show. 69. 46.

17. What do you got? 80. 42. Jake. 44. Stop farting, Hank. Thanks, 55.

Love you guys. Alligator snapping turtles score 158 newtons of bite force. Shining away, I'll be coming for your love, okay? But I'll be stoned away. The life is okay. Say after me, it's no better to be safe than sorry. Say after me, it's no better to be safe than sorry. Take on me, take me on.

I'll be gone, and I'll do it too. All the things that you say, yeah, isn't a lot more. But just to play my love is a way. You're all the things I've got to remember. You're shining away. I'll be coming for you anyway. You're shining away. I'll be coming for you anyway.

Take on me, take me on. I'll be gone, and I'll do it too. I'll be gone, and I'll do it too.