Pardon My Take - Jerry Springer, Kyle Long On The Bears HUGE Win, And Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: September 25, 2019

MNF recap, the Bears are back and the Skins have PFT very angry. (2:45-14:42) We call our good friend Kyle Long to talk about the Bears HUGE victory and what Club Dub is like with all the cameras in the locker room. (14:43- 21:39) Hot Seat/Cool Throne.(22:04-35:24) Jerry Springer joins the show to talk about his career, his new show, the wildest stories he covered and Sky Line Chili.(38:04-1:05:35) Segments include How Dare You Sir, (1:10:28-1:12:23) Pardon My Take's Technology corner for Pat Fitzgerald,(1:12:24-1:15:58) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(1:15:59-1:17:01) and Guys on Chicks.(1:17:58-1:28:24) You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, we have the legend Jerry Springer in studio. We also have our good friend, recurring guest Kyle Long, who calls in after a huge Monday night win. We have guys on chicks, hot seat, cool throne, and maybe a little coach is firing. I wanted to throw that out there, PFT.

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You get $5 for free, $5 to ASPCA. Today is Wednesday, September 25th and the Bears are back. Congratulations. Because if they're really back, if they can just find a way to play the Redskins every single week. Congratulations. I'm very, very happy for you. The Bears are back.

Mitch is back. That's 17 wins. I know before we get into the Monday night stuff, I know we stick to sports on this podcast. We try to stay out of politics a lot, but there's some crazy stuff happening in the world right now, especially coming out of a nation's capital. I know you guys don't want me to talk about it, but I feel like we should say something. It's our responsibility. We have a big platform.

In at least my opinion, I'm fucking disgusted with it. I'm over. I'm over. Okay. The nepotism, the racial slurs, the incompetent one-sided negotiations, the awful trade deals that we're getting ourselves into, it's a fucking national embarrassment. And it's not like the leadership hasn't shown what type of person that they are. Like you can go back, not just the last two years.

You can look at decades worth of this stuff on the record, using racial slurs all the time, brandishing them as part of their history. I'm sorry. It's just, it's time that we removed Dan Snyder. It's time we get his ass out of the nation's cow. I don't know how to remove an owner in the NFL. That's the big problem I'm running into because this is a team that I grew up loving, not just liking.

I loved them. I lived and died with every play and it's, I can, I can compartmentalize. I can put it in the back of my head pretty easily most of the times. But when they play a Monday night game, it becomes a national thing where everyone gets to see how incompetent the team is run on, on a full scale. Hold on. Did you see the guy who was mixing the Gatorade with, with a whole sleeve of cups? Yeah.

Good for that guy knows what he's doing. He was using styrofoam cups to make Gatorade. Hey, that's a great idea. Maybe Jamarcus Russell and Rolando McClain will come play. Now that they see that styrofoam is a big part of our culture. Did you see the flag guy who couldn't get the flag up at halftime? I saw that too. He was in the middle of the field.

I saw that too. I agree with you. Incompetent. I've always said incompetent organizations do incompetent things and people find a way to see. They spot their incompetence left and right. Yes. If you're a loser organization, like, like, I mean, the, the Cubs were forever and it

was these things pop up when you, it's almost like a self-fulfilling prophecy. Yeah. You guys banned Cup Snakes. The fucking, the fucking Redskins banned signs. Yeah. You can't bring a sign into the stadium anymore because too many of them were making fun of Dan Snyder. That's a good point.

And so he said it's a health issue just like with the Cubs. Mm-hmm. You can't bring signs in the stadium. Yeah. Fuck Dan Snyder. Well, I don't like him because he puts a really bad team out there. Stephen Jones loves him. But how do you get...

Bears needed their offense to get going. How do you get rid of an owner? How do you do it? I think... Blackmail? No, you got to get like Papa John in the mix somehow. Okay. So maybe get Papa John to be like, hey, bring him in and then try to take over the entire

league. No, but you can't. There's no... Donald Sterling. I don't know how they got him. Oh, I got it. I got it. Maybe we just go outside of Raul John and take pictures of people walking into work on Friday

wearing jeans. That's not bad. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Just start a rumor that Dan Snyder is bringing jeans Friday up I-95. There are a couple ways I gave it some thought. I thought maybe the one person in the world that Dan Snyder respects is Joe Gibbs. Besides him, he just doesn't...

He doesn't give a shit. Mm-hmm. And I think Joe Gibbs, if he assembled a team of investors without telling Dan Snyder, could get Dan Snyder drunk enough one night and then talk to him about the legacy of the Redskins and what a proud franchise they are and make Dan Snyder cry and agree to sell the team. I think that's the one hope. One thing I had was to just do a deep fake of Dan Snyder saying bad stuff about...

What? Say it. I still don't think it would happen. There's nothing more embarrassing that you can do in a deep fake to Dan Snyder that he hasn't already done. You guys have gone to the playoffs. It's not that bad. Playoffs.

Playoffs. Yeah, we've won one playoff game in the last 20 years. Better than the Browns. Better than the Browns. Better than the Browns. Yeah. Here's a little fun fact, the 2012 Redskins, Robert Griffin, right when I thought... Right when I thought, this is pre-Gretta.

This is the year that I thought that they were finally coming back, that there was going to be something that I could have to look forward to in my NFL fandom. Here's who was on that coaching staff besides Mike Shanahan. Sean McVeigh, Matt LaFleur, Kyle Shanahan, all three assistants, all three undefeated as head coaches right now. Matt LaFleur, I mean we... All three head coaches. All three still out.

The offense in Green Bay had been very good. Two tremendous offensive coaches and one lockdown defensive guru in Matt LaFleur. And Chris Forrester too, the Dolphins head coach that was snorting lines. So that's probably... You had your pick of the litter of gyms, and they all got away. They all got away because Dan Snyder is a cancer to the team, to the entire city. We got a Gruden. You know what?

The Redskins were up for hard knocks last year, they were one of the finalist teams. They're not going to get it next year because Gruden's going to be gone probably. I don't know, Snyder tends to not fire coaches mid-season. He likes to watch them embarrass themselves publicly and like wriggle at the end of a line so he can blame them when it's all over. But they're not going to be able to get hard knocks next year because they'll have a new coach and I want nothing more than them to be exposed on a national level on hard knocks. The Redskins, it would be so hilarious because Dan Snyder would be doing all this shit thinking

that he was looking really cool and would just come off looking extremely incompetent to everyone. So, can we talk about the football game? I always get triggered. Although I get uncomfortable when you get serious because you never get serious. I'm triggered and I usually don't get this mad about the R words but seeing that first half into their credit. I mean, you knew they were going to suck, they won two games in their two and sixteen

in Monday Night Football history. I bet against them. I knew they were going to lose and I like some of the players, I feel bad for them that they have to deal with this year and then you're out. But it was it was glaringly obvious and good for them for at least making come back in the second half. They'll probably beat the Giants next week. I mean, that probably will.

Zero percent. Zero percent. You're saying zero percent chance that they beat the Giants. Yes. Even when the Giants are awful, they lose by 30 in the medal. They could beat the Giants next week. Zero percent chance. Zero percent.

Zero percent chance. As a minister, can I condemn Dan Snyder to hell? Sure. Is that in my powers? That won't do anything. You're still going to hell. Yes. Yeah.

The Redskins are very bad. Case Keenum. I feel bad for Case Keenum. Yeah. It's the Caps here, though. OK. Yeah. I feel bad for him, too.

Natitude. But yeah, it's Natitude. That's right. Yeah. You watch those three games like two weeks. Yeah. It's even your bullshit for the Caps. They win in 2018, 2020.

But yeah. Case Keenum, he's not as bad as he looked at times last night, except that thing where he dove over the line like it was the goal line to extend the ball. Wow. He's a playmaker. That's just shit that happens. That would never happen to him in Minnesota. Yeah.

I mean, that's Case Keenum. Case Keenum is just, he is reckless with the football. You put on a burgundy uniform and you just start shitting yourself. He is reckless with the football. Mitch looks good. Mitch is back. He, except for that interception, but we don't have to talk about that interception. He looked good otherwise.

And then everyone's getting upset because Matt Nagy yelled at him and might have said, what the fuck up? But whatever. Who cares? If you want quarterback head coach problems, just go north to Green Bay where they hate each other. They don't hate each other. Yeah, they did.

Not yet. Well, I don't know where to go from here because you threw a curveball with getting super serious. So how do we get back on track? Those seeing Redskins. Yeah. I'm sorry. Okay.

So when you get back on track, you're happy with Mitch. Yeah. Mitch, would you take Patrick Mahomes for Mitch now? No, because Mitch was the fastest. They put up that graphic. They showed how many touchdowns Patrick Mahomes and Deshaun Watson have like 70 each. Mitch has 30, but he's the first to 17 victories of that draft class. The all important 17 victory mark that everyone knows is the barometer to who is going to

be a future Hall of Famer. That's true. Also, Troy Aikman had your back last night. Yes. He was like, he had Patrick Mahomes has less than 0% of the Super Bowls I have. Yeah. He threw like 33% of the touchdowns that Troy Aikman has. Yes.

Yes. Patrick Mahomes, Mitch Trebisky, I would say with Mitch, he doesn't have the inflated stats like Mahomes, but that's because he knows how to, he knows how to milk a clock. Right. He's a clock management guy. Yes. The clock can be your 12th man. Patrick Mahomes, he throws touchdowns.

Guess what happens after a touchdown? Other team gets the ball back. Right away. Mitch, he'll lead you on a drive. No. Mitch looked good last night. The jury's still out on the Bears offense, but the Bears defense is unbelievable and Cleo Mack is a problem for everyone and I can't believe John Gruden, I still can't believe

John Gruden, but let him like walk away, traded him. Yeah. Like that's a guy. We were talking about it with Jalen Ramsey. We'll talk about him getting fake sick later. But when you have those type of guys, you just never let them leave no matter what. Agreed. Also, shame, shame on the Monday night football crew.

Going into this game, you had to expect that there might be a blowout and we got zero shots of Rob Ryan or Jim Toms to low on the sideline. I saw him in pregame. He was walking around in pregame and he looked good. I wanted to see Rob Ryan like spitting onto the field and discussed. Yeah. Uh, so you brought, you brought up J Gruden. I wanted to throw this out there.

We are now three weeks into the season and I feel like three, I think actually, once October hits, that's officially time where we can start talking about the first coach fires. Right. So we don't talk about another. We have the list. You can tell me which one you think. Here's the list.

So I took out all first year coaches, Brian Flores, they're not going to get fired mid season. They might get fired after the first year coaches and also Mike Vrabel because he's our guy. Good. Which is fair. Yeah. Ron Rivera. Ron Rivera.

Yeah. Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Gundy. The Gundy factory is lurking there. Yep. Doug Marone.

No. Okay. Also our guy. No. Do you think? No. You know what it would take for the Steelers to fire a coach after, what has it been like 10 years, 12 years for Mike Tomlin?

Yes. Yeah. You would have to get, what's the old political saying? You have to be caught in bed with a dead girl or an alive boy. That's a good political saying. Mm-hmm. Yeah. The Steelers have like four, I think they have three coaches in a hundred years.

So they probably won't fire them, but I think you got to throw it out there. If they don't win a game, Mason Rudolph has a dumb face. I've done my analysis of him. He's never going to be a winning quarterback. That's true, but having a backup quarterback in there, that can be a nice little saver. Saves you. Plus, if Big Ben comes out and vouches for his head coach at some point, they'll do anything he says.

Jay Gruden. Yeah, he's gone. He's gone. Maybe mid-season. Who knows? I don't know. Maybe. I don't think there are too many play callers hanging out in bingo halls like there were

back in 2011 for a sider to pick up. Dan Quinn. They've been done changed. Yeah. He's done. He's done. Done this year in the middle of season. Not mid-season.

Okay. Are we talking mid-season? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. One of these guys is going to get fired in the middle of the season. That's how it always works. There's at least one guy who gets fired before the end of the season. Not Dan Quinn.

Okay. No. So of those, of that, because they're in the cat bird seat of that, that division is going to be winnable. So of that list, Jay Gruden, Jay Gruden is by far the most likely. Yes. Yes. All right.

So the other thing we have for Monday Night Football, we have our good friend, recurring guest, Kyle Long, who's going to call in and tell us about the huge game that he played and the huge game that the Bears had and nothing else. So why don't we call Kyle? Okay. We now welcome on our very good friend, recurring guest many times over. It is three-time pro bowler, Kyle Long from Chicago Bears, and we're calling Kyle because he's coming off a huge, enormous Monday Night Football win.

And we wanted to talk to him about that huge, big win. And let's just start there. How was the game for you? Yeah. It was like a redemption game. What's up guys? It was like a redemption game because the last time we were there, Toddler got hurt. We lost.

I think it was a shootout. I think McCown played a bit. I think we lost by like four points, but it was huge, man. Monday night, so dad's not working, so he gets to come to the game, get to see the parents after the game, which is always awesome. And how about that defense, man? Defense was very, very strong. The D came out there and they set the tone early and often.

I noticed he was out in numbers. Yeah. D was out. They got exposed a little bit. From your end, it seemed like you were playing a little bit of bully ball. You were running the ball a lot. What kind of like jumbo packages did they have you guys out there doing last night? You know, you'd think with my large stature that'd be more like jumbo packages, but man,

we just, we're trying to, we were just trying to squeak out yards where we could and obviously big explosive plays, credit to Mitch, stand in the pocket and deliver in. Taylor Gabriel had a huge catch and that was an absolute dime. I mean, just throughout the game, you could feel that the defense was going to give us opportunities and we need to make the most of them. Yeah. And, and, and PFT mentioned, I mean, for people who aren't football fans or maybe don't follow the bears, Kyle is a huge guy. He's six, six.

He's enormous and he's just a mammoth of a guy and he's just plowing people over left and right. So the only thing I noticed was the weather seemed a little iffy. They said there was going to be rain or something. Was there any rain? Here's the deal. I mean, here's the deal. It was beautiful.

On Sunday, it was gorgeous. I think it was like 75 minutes, you know, a top down kind of day if you're a top down kind of guy. And we, we showed up to DC and it was hot and I looked through the weather for the next day. I said 88 degrees, man. So, you know, I had everything all set, you know, I was hydrated. And then the game happened.

You're just dressed and sweat and I had heard about a cold front coming in and I guess I just wasn't prepared for it, man, because man, it hit me hard right at the end of the game, man. I hit that locker room, that cold front. Yeah. I mean, at least in DC, unlike at the University of Texas, they have air conditioning working in their locker room. So that's one good thing you can say about FedEx Field.

Club Dubb seems, it seems like just a cool place to hang out. Just let the boys, yeah, yeah, just hanging, just catching a chill hang with the boys after the game in the locker. Yeah. And just doing that, doing that thing, you know, just, just being, being, you know, just being dudes. Yeah. Yeah.

Was that fun? You guys have a little party last night? Like everyone was dancing around having a good time? Yeah. You know, it's the plane rides home are always the best, especially after late night games because guys are just delirious, man. It's like 2.30 in the morning and you're on an airplane and but after a win, everybody's on the iPad, looking at the film, making fun of each other, looking at big plays.

But yeah, I mostly, you know, I mostly just tried to put a blanket over my head and just try to get some sleep on the way home last night. Yeah. I'd imagine the plane rides are nice too because, you know, the wifi is never good on plane rides. So you kind of just can enjoy it with your team and the outside world doesn't come in and you don't, you know, see any like clips or anything from after the game or during the game.

And it's just like, almost like an ignorance is bliss for those two hours. Yeah. Out of sight, out of mind, it's nice, you know, and then, and then the plane lands and, you know, you get home at 4.30 in the morning if you don't know if you're dreaming or not. But, you know, you're, you notice your trending and it's not often that often the linemen are trending for a good thing. Yeah. But you were for the big win for the huge win.

You were rotating after. Yeah. You hit that landing strip and you saw that you were trending. Boom. It was really, it was really amazing to get a win there. Yeah. Doing big. And credit the Bears fans are coming out.

Yeah, it's huge. A lot of them. It was definitely huge. So, well, first of all, I just want to say like a lot of people are jumping to certain conclusions about the Bears play, about the skins play. You need to wait until the all 22 comes out before you can really evaluate what you saw on film. Mm-hmm.

A lot of times there are different angles. And that makes a big difference. It's deceiving. It's deceiving. So, until you really get a full perspective. It's kind of like what, I think what Piazza is saying, and Kyle, you know this because you... A play may look good on the sideline, but you throw that end zone on it and, you know,

we got to go back to the drawing board. And you know this because you, I know you like to spend some time in Montana, God's country is what they call it. A lot of people, when they go to Montana, they fish and, you know, depending on how far away the fish is from the camera, it could look like a huge fish, a small fish, but it's probably a perfectly fine average size fish. It's just the angles are all different. You know what they say, a fish is a fish, man.

It's like... Mm-hmm. How many different... There's not that many different kinds of fish. Right. Same one you've seen them all. Right. And you can't be evaluated just on like what you appear to be as you come into the lead.

It's about growing. Right. It's about growth in the NFL. How can you get from point A to point B and improve yourself? It's not about what you show. Yeah. It's how you grow. It's right.

Absolutely. That's the most important part. Right. We want to know that it's there. Right. All right. Well, Kyle, thank you so much. I got one last question.

I was actually breaking down last week's film, and I've been trying to ask somebody who has experience playing on the offensive line. It seems to me like there are two guys that are really standing out on defense, and I'm wondering which one is tougher to deal with. Would you say it's Bradley Chubb or Fletcher Cox? Oh, both are tough guys, tough matchups, but I'd say with Chubb being so far outside and Cox being right there in the middle, you got to deal with Fletcher more. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, Kyle, we appreciate it. Best of luck on Sunday against the Vikings. Bears are back. I've declared it. I think you guys feeling good after that win, and hopefully we'll see you sometime this season, man. Yeah, we'll see you guys in club dog sometime soon.

Yes. We'll hang out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, you want me. Hang out. See you guys. You want me in club dog because if you put me up against, everyone's going to look great.

You guys have a great week. Okay. That was our good friend, Kyle. Yep. Huge game. It was actually, it was fun to talk to Kyle. Yes. Because now I'm happy for the Bears.

I'm out of my funk about the R words. Are you? Yeah. I think so. I think yeah. Officially, I can go back. I can go back. I can go back to not caring.

Yeah. You sure? All right. Well, let's do it with hot seat cool throne. Why don't you start PFD to show us how much you don't care. Do hot seat cool. All right. My hot seat is humanity.

Oh. Humanity officially on the hot seat because Boston Dynamics just released a video of another robot. This one's doing like park or is doing 360 degree spins, jumps, landings. It just they're essentially creating super soldiers or an next line of wide receivers for the Patriots. Have they put out that like member that clip of they are white of the of the robot dogs slipping on a banana?

No, that's that's the one defense that we still have the banana peel is 1950s slapstick comedy. One thing Mario Kart the robots will never look for is walking through a doorway and having a bucket of waterfall on their heads. Yes. They're fucked. They're absolutely fucked. Seltzer a pie in the face.

These are the ways to protect humans at all costs. Yes. Yeah. I'm a little bit woke on these robot videos because every time one comes out, I feel like they wouldn't let us they wouldn't intentionally let us see how menacing these robots are unless they're working on something way scarier in the background. Right. You know what I'm saying?

They're not showing us the good shit. Right. They're showing us something to distract us. This is our. This is our longtime theory on this show that Elon Musk is actually Jeff Bezos Bezos. It's his front. So Elon Musk is like, we're going to go to Mars. I'm going to build the fucking submarine to find these little boys in Thailand.

All this bullshit. So everyone talks about him. And then Jeff Bezos is in the background doing the real shit, doing the drones, doing all that. Jeff Bezos has been to Mars. He literally he vacations on Mars. He's been there in back while Elon Musk putts around and he thinks he's a genius, but really he's a fucking fraud and an idiot.

Oh, you launched a Buick into outer space while I have a detailed map of everybody's basement in America. Yeah. Oh, Elon Musk. He built a tunnel. Wow. He learned how to build a subway system. Holy shit.

This guy must be next level. And then yeah. And then the hyper loop or whatever, which was essentially just a highway underground, which is again a subway or a tunnel. It was a tunnel to his girlfriend's house. Right. Right. And then Jeff Bezos.

Yeah. He has every single, every single person's face mapped out and ready to go and put on a robot's body and then have us kill ourselves. Yep. That's that's pretty dark. That's pretty dark. That's some garden mints. You see your robot.

Yeah. And he kills you. I feel like there are two reasons to doubt Jeff Bezos though. Number one, he's bald, right? If you, if he had all the technology in the world, you would think step one would be growing some hair on the counterpoint. Bald guys are angrier. It's like bald and short.

They're just angry at the world because of the light, like the world, the world has not given them. I'm happy. Anything. Yeah. Like, oh, that's because I'm average. Right. He's just angry all the time.

So I think he keeps himself bald to keep that fire within because if he had his hair, he be like, everything's perfect. Why would I build a bunch of robot drones that could kill the world? That's a good point. He's like a reverse Samson from the Bible. Yeah. He wants to keep that fire in his belly where he destroys all of us. Jesus had long hair and he loved everyone.

Right. Okay. Yeah. This checks out for sure. Okay. My other hot seat is marching bands in Iowa. Oh, I saw this. The Iowa State are considering not playing their annual football game.

What do they call it? The Sigh Hawk. Sigh Hawk. Sigh Hawk trophy. They're considering not playing the game next year because the marching bands got into a fight when they were trying to exit the stadium last week. And that's some real shit. That's like Iowa West Side story.

Yes. This league. Yeah. Big time this league. Yeah. I feel bad for them. That's like your Super Bowl as if you grow up playing the flute in Iowa, that's as good as it gets.

Yes. They were away from a lot of people just because there were some like assaults and oh, there's assaults. Assaults. Yeah. I thought they were just mean words. Yeah. So they're fighting like with the instruments.

Well, the marching band tried to try to walk through a crowd of people like it was the end of the Stanford Cal game, but the people started shoving them. It seems like just a big fight. Okay. So here's what you do. If you're the Sigh Hawk commissioner, which sounds bad as of Iowa, the governor of Iowa, whatever. Iowa president.

Right. Yeah. I think it's just Trent. It's somebody. Yeah. It's a former tight end who now owns a shitload of corn. Right. So if you are that guy next year, we have the two bands LARP instead of playing their instruments.

I like that. LARP at the middle of the of the field in half time honor system. So if you get hit by one of those foam swords and you die, you die. Winner gets to, I don't know, they get to do the, they get the Beatles rendition. The Beatles mix at half time. And the other guy has to do the Rolling Stones. I think that's fine. Yeah.

I think everybody's happy. Get your anger at that. Medley. Yes. My cool throne is fraud websites because comm score, the, the website that was in charge of judging everybody's traffic ranking has actually been found out to they themselves be a fraud. That's so the, that's very deep.

That's deep web shit. I like that. Everybody is finding them, charging them with, with multiple counts of fraud because they were artificially inflating the traffic count and various metrics on their own website. Who was doing the comm score of the comm score? That's a, that's another excellent question. Damn. Okay.

I have no idea who's in charge of any of this stuff. Or how it's measured. And who does the comm score now? Right. Or how it's measured. Yeah. What, what happens to comm score? Can we just say whatever we want and no one's going to call us out?

Basically you can. If you make a cool enough listicle, people will believe it. No. If you just make a, a chart month over month with a line graph, just call them impressions. Yeah. Impressions. That's good. The line graph.

Frank Caliendo. Number one website. The fastest way to make yourself look awesome is just a line graph. Yeah. Here are the top three. Number one. I'm just going to put this out there. Google.

Number two. draftjoshallon.com. Number three. Pornhub. That sounds right. Check's out. All right. Hank, what do you got?

Do you want to go? All right. I'll go. All right. Anyone who tweets about the NFL season being like 10% over, have you seen these people? I want to fight them. I want to fight them and it's going to increase now that NBA is coming back and hot is hockey back right now.

Like, is there a real game tonight? Preseason. Okay. So I, I knew there was preseason. It feels like it just happened too quickly. So I, I saw a couple of people be like, Hey, crazy fact now that week threes over like 16% of the season has been, I want to kill those people. I don't mean it.

I want to kill them. Yeah. I agree. But you can't get, I can't tweet. I want to kill them. I can say it. Your feelings are never wrong. Right.

So you can feel like you'd like to murder anybody. Right. Okay. There we go. That's perfect. That's perfect. And then my cool throne is us because Adam Sandler's back in the movie making business and he's doing a serious role, which lends you to believe he will do a serious role in

Bonadocs. So they have this, what is it called? Precious. Jim's Jim's uncut Jim's Jim's Jim's stone is the Danny righteous Jim's Jim's stone. So he, Adam Sandler as a serious character is always so funny. And then they had Mike Francesa and Kevin Garnett in it and it's a gambling movie. It's a gambling movie, which I didn't under really understand. Was he betting?

I think I understood. He was a, he's a jewel dealer. So he's like getting all this money from these high profile clients, taking that money and then gambling. But is he getting like, which is my, that's my understanding of the trailer is like Kevin Garnett coming in and he's like, Oh, Kevin Garnett was buying jewels instead of sleeping. So bet the under on all his props. I think it's more like he is like taking Kevin Garnett's money that he Kevin Garnett

is giving him to get jewels and then betting it and then losing it. And then Kevin Garnett is like, yo, what the fuck? I like that. Money. I like that could be totally wrong. But that's my, that's my interpretation. I guess you'd have to watch the movie, but whatever who plays Kevin Garnett. Is it Rob Schneider?

Yeah. Kevin James. Kevin James, please. Oh, Jimmy Kimmel plays him in one of those hilarious sketches that he used to do it. People forget not canceled. Nope. Jimmy Fallon too, by the way. Really?

Yeah. Not canceled. Jimmy Fallon's done it. It seems like a hole. This is as good a time as any to remind our listeners that no matter, no matter what circumstance you're in, Halloween's coming up, do not darken the color of your face for whatever reason for your Halloween costume. PSS.

PSS. PSS. If you be us and your females, we're going to look at it and be like, I like it. I don't know what to feel. I know I, I'm on the record. I, I feel good when, oh, how good. Yeah. Real good.

Okay. Okay. Nothing gets me going like a female version of myself. Yes. My hot seat is Nick Starkle. Oh, he is the quarterback of Arkansas. And before the season, he was like using Justin Bieber saying how much he loves Justin Bieber. It pumps him up.

Justin Bieber shirt pregame and obviously some people didn't like that. Then they went two and two. They lost to San Jose last week through three touchdowns, five interceptions did terrible. Then he, he, as a tweet, he tweeted out like, don't worry, everyone, I ripped up the Bieber shirt. Like the bad juju was gone. Okay. Good.

Then Bieber saw that, put it on his Instagram story. It was like, yo, this is messed up. So now he's got Bieber and the Beliebers after him and he's two and two at Arkansas. So he's like on the hot seat already. So he, he can't get a win. Who do they play? I don't know. I mean, he's in like, he's in a must win situation and they're not going to win because they

stink. Oh shit. They have Texas A&M. They're going to get smoked. I don't know. I said he was disappointed with, I like the rivalry between Justin Bieber and the state of Arkansas. Arkansas.

No, but it's not the state of. It's just their quarterback. It's just Nick. It's like, it's more like the, the two Jack guys coming together like Justin Bieber, state of Arkansas. Like hating. Listen, I don't want to tell Nick Starkle what to do here. But I'm going to say to, to rip up the Justin Bieber shirt and say that bad juju is gone.

Maybe do that before Western Kentucky in November. Maybe don't do that before you have to play Texas A&M Kentucky on the road, Auburn and Alabama feels like the bad juju is going to stay. Yeah. But is Justin Bieber really a guy that can curse your, your team? What's his history? It's not Bieber. It's not Bieber.

It's the Beliebers. He's got like a hundred million Instagram followers that are crazy. And so if it's like Bieber's like he weaponized it, it's like us against the world. This guy's canceled. Then the Beliebers are going to just, by the way, I saw Justin Bieber did the whole like I'm 25 now and I really regret how much coke I did and, and was like really mean to everyone. That was the most you could have guaranteed that like that that, Hey, remember when I was a shithead to everyone and did way too many drugs?

He's right on time. His, I feel like his career is perfectly like every VH one behind the music that's ever been made. Right. He's having his, his midlife crisis right on schedule for a celebrity at 20. The Genesis halftime show of a celebrity's life is their 25 year old. I regret doing all that coke and violence. How do they not have Blink 1A2 plays some hits because they're promoting the new album.

But seriously, do just like for the Genesis halftime show, if you have Blink 1A2 have them come up there and be like, Hey, we got a new album, but here's the hits. We're going to play what's my age again. Hey, if we promise to play the hits, we buy the new album. And on another red skins, we're going to open up with pathetic. There we go. But not mad anymore. But they did play.

Uh, what was it? I wish I hated you. Yeah. Which is, yeah, again, you're not mad, okay, but accurate Hank, you got a cool throw. My cool throw is Lamella ball. I don't know if you guys have seen any of his highlights from the NBL, but he's been tearing it up and a ESPN reporter came out today and said he is a legitimate number one pick contender now.

Which ESPN reporter? Lanzo ball. I mean, I don't know who the fuck that is. ESPN contributor LaVar ball on first take said that it's Lamella ball. And he wears great shoes. He, you guys got to watch some of his highlights, though. He it's like absolutely absurd. He throws up floaters from like the three point line.

He just looks, but it's one of those things where it's like, it looked like it was crazy in high school, kind of like Zion was where it's like, Oh, well, he's playing against scrubs. Like he's not really that good, but he's doing this in the NBL, which as we know, his owners is a very legitimate sports league and he's lighting it up. I actually, I actually think that it's, um, it's a testament to the league that you go down there and you improve so much. That's what the league does to you for whatever reason.

The ball rotates the opposite way in the Southern Hemisphere. Okay. I don't have 30 foot floaters. I can buy it. Absurd. He can hit shots from anywhere. I'll walk it back because I forgot he was in the NBL because every Lamella ball highlight I've ever seen, it feels like he's playing in an AU game where everyone's not even trying

like walking around like every highlight is him going across half court. People are in just hanging out and then he just jacks up a shot. Wait, wait, but has the NBL season started? We should probably know this. Yeah. These are red. This is red. RJ Hampton is also playing well.

We're, we're three in one. Are we? The breakers. We're three in one. Breakers year. I think we're three in one. You update me. I'm going to do an ad real quick before we get to Jerry Springer.

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I just want to chant Jerry when you're here. You get that a lot, I'm sure. I get that a lot. The, I mean, yeah, every day you get it, but every single day of your life, yeah, it really is. I mean, my wife of 46 years now says, you know, at your age, they should start chanting your address so you know how to get home. Oh, okay.

I get that front of mind. How much, we're going to talk about Judge Jerry, your career and everything, but I always have been curious about this. How much of your success do you attribute to the Jerry chant? Like, if your name was Michael or something longer. My full name is Gerald, you know, Jerry. Gerald wouldn't work if we were like, Gerald, Gerald, now. It wouldn't work.

I know. Jerry, when you chant Jerry. That did it. It fit. You can feel it in your bones. So did you know like the first Jerry chant? Can you remember it? Uh, no, actually, it probably started because a couple of years after I started my show,

Ricky Lake came along and I think the kids started chanting, you know, go Ricky, go Ricky. I think that's the first show I ever remember people chanting and then it started Jerry. Yeah. It was the hoot, hoot, hoot, that one. Yeah. But that wasn't a name. Yeah. The Jerry, it just, it always works.

Yeah. It brings tears to my eyes. Yeah. I'll tell you one place where it didn't work. I was at a football game. I guess it was the Bengals and in half time, you know, you go to the men's room and in the men's room at the stadium there, you know, you have 500, 700 guys in the, in the, those huge men's room at the same time.

Yup. And then they, uh, so it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was, uh, so it was my turn to step up to the urinal there and there's 500 guys behind me suddenly spot me and go, Jerry, well, at, at my age, I have enough pressure. I don't need 500 guys behind me chanting my name when I'm trying to take a whiz. Yes. Did you? I'll be right with you guys.

No, I turned around and sprayed him. Okay. There you go. Just hose him down. Did you call me? Yeah. Yeah. Perfect.

Um, I was a big fan actually of Steve Wilkos. Yeah. So, and then they, they had the Wilkos show that was like a spin-off. Well, we produced it. Yeah. Yeah. So you guys produced it. Just like Oprah Begat, uh, Dr. Phil.

Mm hmm. I begat Steve. You begat Wilkos. But it was, it was a painful birth. Yes. Oh yeah. I mean, he's got wide shoulders. Yeah.

Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. So I remember when he got his own show, it was like, can, can Wilkos really pull this off? Is he a personality? Is he just really good at, uh, keeping the piece on stage? But I think a lot of it that really made him pop from the start was, you know, he had the

bald head. So he was the most recognizable of all the security guys. Of the security guys. But, um, at what point were you like, hey, this could be, we could franchise you out here, Steve. Oh, I mean, right away we thought, I mean, that's why we gave him a show because, you know, all the, particularly the young women, they would write in and, you know, they were attracted to him.

Uh huh. So we just thought, let's give him a show and, uh, so we produced that show. And so that's part of the, were you ever, uh, were you ever afraid on stage or did you know that you guys, if you think about it, first of all, it's television. Secondly, the people that come on the show, if they had something against me, they wouldn't come on the show anyway. Right. The only people that are going to come on are fans of the show.

Right. And so therefore they're never angry at me. They may be ripping each other's wigs off, but when the show's over, you know, they're standing around, hey, Jerry, can we have a picture? What's a good restaurant to go to in the neighborhood? I mean, it's just like the most normal, nice people in the world. Even the guy who, uh, who fucked a horse, was he like, uh, he married, he married his horse.

Married a horse. Yeah. It was very intimate. Yes. But we did a stables around here. I can go. Was he like, Hey, Jerry, I'm looking for a cheeseburger with my horse. Well, we did a follow up show, a show because the horse left him.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah. She left him. Yeah. Yeah. She said he was hung like a man. She couldn't take it. Uh, I'm always curious to this too, because now in 2019, it feels like everyone wants

to go viral. Everyone has a thirst for those 15 seconds of fame. So you get a lot of people faking things back in the nineties when you were doing the show and early odds, there was maybe a little less of that, but were there people who faked stories to come on and could you sniff them out? Um, they occasionally would try to do that. I'm sure somebody got through, but usually we, we catch them there. You know, first of all, the producers have been doing this for years.

You know, they know how to do this. The lawyers are all over it. You know, you get sued if you made up the story and you sign the documents in front of a camera. And so that scares people away. So they're people that come to be on the show. And then when they sit down in the room with the lawyers, they get cold feet and then they say, well, no, we won't be on the show.

Right. Right. So no, what you see on the air, the facts are real. Now their reaction, they embellished their emotions with a crowd cheering. Of course. But what they say happened really happened. Yes. We did a brief appearance on the Mori Povich show.

This was like a year and a half ago. We went on there with Hank. Hank was entering a boxing match against somebody else that worked here and we were helping to promote the fight. We were promoting Hank. He won. By the way, he's undefeated. He's retired now though.

Yeah. He could get talked back, but he's retired for right now. One fight. One fight. Undefeated champ. So we just call him champ when he walks around now. But one of the most fascinating things to me going through that experience was the producer's backstage and the logistics of them walking us from room to room to make sure that we

didn't run into the people that we were there to go head to head with. So they keep you all separately. Was there ever any times backstage where two people saw each other before the show that maybe weren't supposed to cross paths until they were on camera? It could be. Probably. But you see, I'm never allowed to know what the show is about. I'm not talking about judge show.

I'm talking now about the old Jerry Sparrow show. And I was never allowed to know what the show was about. When you see me walking out there with a card, all the card has on it are the names of the guests because I haven't met them. And then my job is to ask questions that you would ask sitting at home watching and then make jokes, but I'm never allowed to know ahead of time what the subject is. That way my reaction will be authentic rather than me faking being surprised. So I never know.

So I don't know anything that goes on before the show starts. Who's talking to whom. I'm just totally separate from that. They just come in, put them on makeup and out I go. But I never have any idea of the show. So off that, what was the most shocking like story that once you started asking questions like, this is what we're doing today? Well that's the one obviously with the guy who married his horse, because obviously I

didn't know that was the story. So I start out with the first guest, which is the guy. And let's say his name was Bob. I don't remember what it was, but let's say it was Bob. Bob's a 40-something year old man and he's sitting up there on stage and my first question every segment always is, so what's going on? So I said, hey Bob, what's going on? He says, well, I'm having trouble with the neighbors.

What's the trouble? Well, they don't like my wife. Why don't they like your wife? Well, I don't know. She keeps to herself. She doesn't start any argument. She's quiet. I have no idea.

Well, I can see the show's going nowhere. This is boring. So I look at the next guest, Pixel. Okay, well let's meet her here's Pixel. Outcomes this horse. Now my reaction is the same as any human beings would be, oh my God, the wife, Pixel, fell off the horse backstage. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so I'm assuming she stopped the cameras, is she okay? And the executive producer is yelling at me, no, no, that's his wife. What? And that's... That's how it goes. Yeah. So that, yeah, that one would I would have guessed would be shocking. That must be tough to come up with little jokes and quips when you're just like totally

shocked into the state of almost being frozen. Actually it's kind of natural because you would be the same way. What's the bridal shower like? That's where I would have gone. Yeah. What was so off of that, like you're doing the show, are there specific stories that you loved more than others like story lines? I always personally, I loved when like someone fucked someone's like, you know, brother or

sister or whatever, like, oh yeah, like my sister's boyfriend, I had sex with him. I loved those because I also... You're a lonely man. Well no, you gotta understand. He was ahead of his time. No, you gotta understand something. No, you're alone. No, you gotta understand something.

We're both 34 years old. So we watched the show in the 90s when we were young kids and I watched hoping that I would get to see a blurred out tit. So when it's like, oh, my sister fucked my boyfriend, I'm like, this is probably going to end up in a blurred out tit. So did that happen often? There's a lot of blurring. Yeah.

And do you ever have people come up my age being like, hey, Jerry, I watched your show because I wanted to see some tits. If you're at the studio, of course, nothing is blurred out. Oh, so you've seen a lot of tits. Well, you've seen one. Yeah, you've seen one. I want to get to the Judge Jerry thing real quick because it seems like an interesting turn for you.

Kind of like, I saw the preview for it and it seems like you're doing a Judge Judy type thing but with a little bit of, I want to say like, you teach a lesson at the end or you use more compassion than she does. Is that fair? Probably. Our styles are different. I mean, I know her and she's a lovely lady, but she's a disciplinarian as a judge. And I'm more of, you know, a father talking to his kid or his grandson, you know.

In other words, you can be firm, but there's no meanness. You explain to them why you're reaching the decision you're reaching. And so when they walk out of there, even if they've lost the case, they kind of understand it and they're not thinking that they didn't even get heard. Right. And just that's the way I am in life. I don't yell at people or, you know, so that's how I treat the people in front of me. Plus I probably have a unique experience and I just thought of this yesterday when I was

doing some interviews that most judges never have. I have for 50 years, every job I've had has been dealing with regular people, not celebrities, regular people involved in all kinds of things that are going on in their life. Just on the show, I've had 50,000 guests. And then 10 years as a city councilman, as a mayor, you're dealing with regular people. As a 10 years as a reporter and an anchor, you're dealing with regular people. So I know their lives. So when I'm sitting as a judge and there's a case before me, it's not just, oh, here's

the ordinance, here's the statute. It's I know what lives these people are living. So there's a human being in front of me. And that gives a whole new dimension to the kind of decisions I make. I know the baggage that they're bringing to the case, not just they did this and here's the ordinance. It's not a formula. It's more an understanding of their life.

And I think that probably winds up inevitably having more compassion. You should team up with the NFL and you should just become their disciplinarian, like the person that decides the punishments. Because I think that that is probably, you probably would do a better job than Roger Godel, who just like spins a wheel and he's like, OK, four game suspension for you. Where'd you go to law school? Northwestern University. OK.

Chicago. Nice. So are they, no, the journalism school got discredited. They did? Yeah, yeah. They lost their accreditation. Yeah, they lost. We call it discredited, but they lost their accreditation.

Oh, I know. Yeah. Yeah. No, I went to the law school. OK. So and have you, were you practicing as a lawyer? Yeah. For a while.

About 10 years. And now you're back in like the law world. Yeah. Well, that's why they gave me the show. They came in and they said, you know, you're a lawyer and you've been daytime television forever. And so that's the audience. Why don't you do a judge show?

It's perfect. It's perfect. So I wanted to actually talk a little bit about your career. You, like you said, a mayor, you were in, what was it, a Congressperson for Ohio, right? Yeah. I ran for Congress in 1970 as an anti-war candidate and I was 25 and I'd just come from New York and but I won the primary and all of a sudden that's how I became known as this New York kid that.

So and then as mayor, what were, you were a mayor for how long? Two terms. Two terms. And did you enjoy it? Did you like doing being a mayor? Like that seems like. Best job I've ever had. Really?

Yeah. Even including the years on television. Yeah. Wow. Well, because that's. Yeah. It's fulfilling. Yeah.

Well, I would actually imagine that talking to a guy who's married to a horse is fulfilling in its own right. But we, well, around the time of the Kentucky Derby. Yeah. That's when it really pops. Yeah. That's when we showed that show all the time for horse lovers. But it's fascinating to me because, you know, you don't see a lot of people who are in public

office then transition to a completely different career. Usually when you're in politics, kind of in politics for life was when you made that transition, were you ever being, are you ever thinking like maybe I'm going to get back into politics or. This is. It used to cross my mind once in a while, but I always knew separately that I would make my living doing something different than politics. Politics is to me like religion, something you really believe in.

I didn't want that compromised by the need to put food on the table for my family, which would mean I would say anything or do anything to get reelected. I think that's where we get corruption in politics, whether it's intellectual corruption or financial corruption. People have to get reelected so they all of a sudden start doing things they shouldn't be doing or making decisions. They know is not the best thing for the country or the community. But I could always have my politics be pure because I knew I'd make my living doing something

else. I thought I'd be making a living being a lawyer. I didn't realize that my living would come from show business. Right. That was the surprise. Right. But I always knew it'd be separate. So as the Mayor of Cincinnati, did you have to pretend that you like Skyline Chile?

I loved it. Me too. Me too. Love it. Love it. That's the first time that I've actually, I feel comfortable saying it. Any other part of the country laughs at you. Yeah, they do.

Because if you meet someone from Texas, when you meet someone from Texas. You love it now? You're saying you love it. I enjoy Skyline Chile. I mean, this is, I'm coming out. I'm coming out. Jerry Springer. It's got a sweetness to it.

Yes. It's got the sweetness. No. And you know what? You get the treats. Oh. You want to step outside. Bullshit.

Jerry. Jerry. He literally, this is the first time he's ever said he loved it. I enjoy it. Because you said it. I like it once a year. No. He hates it.

We shit on all the time. I feel comfortable. No, you don't. You've been around people who've said they like it. Yeah. You know what? And you know what? You get the Oyster Cracker at the starting point.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Got it. Got it. This is so good. This is more disgusting than Skyline Chile. No.

No. Yeah. Not worth more seasons over. Yeah. Just chill out, dude. Chill out. You know it's gross. I love it.

Yeah. That's a lie. Yeah. But Texas, but yeah, people from that otherwise eat Chile, they can't believe we call that Chile. Yeah. In Texas, I lived there for about nine years. We have all sorts of rules.

Oh, yeah. Beans don't count in Chile. It's a whole thing. Oh, no. Well, you know what? Three-way, which is the spaghetti, the Chilean, the beans. Yep. And then you get the four-way, which is the onions, right?

Yes. And then the five-way is when you add in, there's, what's the five-way? Oh, I thought you loved Skyline Chile. I've never had the five-way. Yeah. Because you told me, let me get it. Interesting. Yeah.

You actually have had five-way. I've been there with you. I have. Don't remember it. That's interesting. That's interesting. What you brought up earlier was kind of fascinating when you said that you did not know the topic of any show before it started taping.

Yeah. They don't tell me. That's kind of crazy. So you have to ask these leading questions to figure out what the show is going to be about. Yeah. So you're kind of in charge of directing which direction it goes, even though you don't even know which direction it's going to go.

Yeah, but that makes it more fun. Yeah. It's a fun thing. It's a final thought. So would you have a minute to sit down and close that? Yeah. Would you tape that like well after the fact or would this still be around? It's within five minutes.

But it takes five minutes to write. How often would people come up to you afterwards and be like, hey, Jerry, I was on your show 10 years ago and... Oh, that does happen. What was the most remarkable story or one that you can remember? I'm not sure I remember, but I hear that a lot or my mom was on your show and I always say, oh, I'm so sorry. Yeah, right.

Because it can't have been something good. Right. You know, you don't get on because you've won the Nobel Prize. That would actually be a nice curveball you throw at everyone. This guy won the Nobel Prize. Come on out. The winner of the Nobel Prize. He didn't fuck anyone's wife or anything.

He just won a Nobel Prize. That's it. Was there ever a positive story that came out like something that was obviously not the Nobel Prize but something that surprised you because it was kind of heartfelt and good? Well, early on when, you know, about three or four years in, we became a circus. But before we went to circus... To put it nicely, yeah. But before we went to circus rides, yeah, there were a lot of stories of really nice

things, particularly involving children and stuff like that. Yeah, there were heartwarming stories in the beginning. So when you became a circus, you got a lot of blowback from a bunch of different groups like trying to take you off television. What was your usual take? It was almost like you were ahead of your time on doing something that was maybe over the line and having people push back at you, which is now kind of a phenomenon we see all the time.

How would you survive that day to day, week to week, year to year? I never thought about it much. In other words, to me, it was always just television. It was never my life. So I just wouldn't get that excited about it. It seemed like nonsense. And with all the things going on in the world, complaining about a television show seemed like, oh, get a life.

You want to talk issues, let's talk issues. That's why God gave us remote control, if you don't like it, change the channel. That's a good approach. So I never got... I'm not saying people... Look, I could think of lots of reasons not to like the show, and as I said, I would never watch it. That's fantastic.

Yeah. But no, I wouldn't watch it because I was never of that age group. In other words, if I was your age or in college or whatever, of course I would watch. I mean, I would have been the first one to buy the tapes and do all of that. But when you're 75 years old or 65 years old or 55 years old, that's not who the show is aimed at. I'm not saying people of that age don't watch, but that's not like, let's get these 75-year-olds. No, that's...

Yeah, that's... That's applicable to what we do. It's not my taste. Yeah. I mean, we have that a lot where people who don't like us and we always are like, well, this isn't aimed towards you. This isn't necessarily a product for you, and you can change the channel. I mean, you can change the channel on the Internet a lot easier than you can on a TV

because my remote control has been broken for like a month and I haven't done anything to fix it. Yeah. It sucks. If I see someone that makes a spaghetti I don't like... Skyline Chili. Yeah. You know, we're talking spaghetti.

Yeah. It's a different dish. Yeah. Great. Yeah. Good point, sir. Don't buy my spaghetti. Buy the other guys.

Yeah. Let people eat what they want to eat. Yeah. I appreciate that. Or let people pretend they don't like something they don't like to eat and then when Jerry Springer shows up they decide they love it. Let people eat what they like to eat. It's a fake life shit.

Yeah. You had the government coming at you at one point. Who? You had a big brother. Bad boy. Joe Lieberman. Yeah. He made a few statements saying that it shouldn't be on the air, that sort of thing.

How you were corrupting the youth. Did you ever feel like you were ever corrupting any youth? No. I mean you corrupted me for sure. Well that I tried. Yeah. But that was easy. Yeah.

That was very easy. You went easy. That was very easy. You fell in the first round. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah.

No. Of course not. But you know it's fine. When people in politics and he probably, I'm not saying he was insincere, he probably really believed it and that's good. That's what's, that's why we have a free society. Everyone's entitled to their opinion. Everyone's entitled to, the only thing you can't do.

I never told people they should watch the show because it's up to your own taste. It's not for everybody. But I did stand up against people who tried to censor it because in a free society you don't have the right to tell other people what they can believe, what they can watch, what they can read. You don't know it's children. But otherwise, no you can't do that. So therefore, you know, who is any senator, you know, how do they have a right to say

what other people can enjoy or watch? This is a free society. So of course I'll stand up against that. I don't believe in censorship. Was there ever a moment where you're like, oh man, this circus works. Was it like, you know, some guy comes out and he's dressed like an adult baby and you're like, you're on to something. It never really happened in watching the show or in being there.

I think the first time that I said, oh my gosh, whether it were two times, one being on the cover of Rolling Stone and the other was being on The Simpsons. I figured, I remember commenting, I said, geez, we've made a cultural mark, even though we didn't intend to, it was just putting on a stupid show. But wow, if this is what's going on, I should pay attention to what we're doing more. And I remember that having an effect. I remember being at home, you know, we were talking about it, my family, you know, my daughter saying, look, this is, you know, something's going on.

So that reminded me that, yeah, maybe this is having some effect on how people like it. Yeah. At any point, did you guys add in extra bleeps or blurs where they didn't need to be blurs? Because I had a theory that you did that sometimes. And you were right. Knew it. Yep. Because it seems so much cooler.

I don't know the digitalizing, you know, so that you don't see breasts or whatever. But with the bleeps, that is true. If the show was going slow, you know, the editors would throw in a bleep to make you think that the person cursed him. Oh, we should do that. Absolutely. Yeah. We should throw, all right.

So my last question, promo code, take. Don't go to the late night comedians have a bit. Yeah. Unnecessary censorship. Jimmy Kimmel does that. Oh, yeah. Fuck that. Yeah.

No. Without that. And yeah. Fuck. Fuck. Yeah. Boom. Last question.

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This is a sports podcast. Pete Rose Hallfamer has to be in. Yes. Okay. Yankee fan. Diehard Yankee fan. Yes. Let's go with Aaron Judge.

Has he earned his pinstripes? Oh, yeah. I mean, he hasn't won in the World Series. Well, how do you earn your pinstripes? You haven't won a World Series. Well, have me back a month from now and you'll. Oh, that kind of apologize. Okay.

Okay. Premature. He's one of those. Well, of course, he's been with the Yankees for. It's longevity. 12 pins. Pinstripes. Labor Taurus.

Yeah, you're not talking about fame. You're talking. Yeah. Yankee. Yeah. And you know what? Better than the Hall of Fame. Yes.

Yeah. Oh, Taurus is, you know, he may be the best all-around player on the team. So you're saying he earned his pinstripes. Yeah. You can tell we're a little bit obsessed with the pinstripes. You have a loose bar for the pinstripes. It's the only part of me that's Republican. Is the Yankees.

Being a Yankees fan. Being a Yankees fan that you can buy anything and that you wear pinstripes suits. There you go. Appreciate it. So one part of me I give to the Republicans, but everything else, no. Okay. I love it. I love it.

Are you a Bengals fan? Yes, but I grew up in New York, so I'm also a Giants fan. Okay. Go a couple ways there. Yeah, those teams never will cross paths. All right. Well, Judge Jerry is, when is the premiere? It started Monday.

It started Monday. So there you go. This is the third day of the show. So it's the third day of the show. Make sure you check it out. It's in every city in America. So wherever you live. Literally every city?

Every city. Literally. It's 100 percent. Can I sue you if that's not the case? You can sue me. On Judge Jerry? Yeah, but I'm the judge, so you'll lose. Can I give you a little tip?

Maybe goose the ratings a little bit. Jim Harbaugh is a huge fan of daytime judge shows. You should have him sit in the audience. Or get Saban. He would love that. Yeah. Get Saban. Here's what you do.

Have Saban and Harbaugh go head to head over satellite. Well, let me give you a Jim Harbaugh story. Please do. Okay. Four or five years ago, I'm with my grandson in Disneyland out in Anaheim. And someone yells out, hey, Jerry, I turned around and God, the guy looks so familiar. It's Jim Harbaugh. Hey, how you doing?

Oh, big fan of the show. You know, watch it during practices when the, you know, when we're getting ready for practice and all that. Yeah, let's take pictures, you know. And so he put me on his phone and all of a sudden I get all these and, you know, I'm from Ohio, you know, Cincinnati. So you know, with Michigan, you know, but he was a great guy. I mean, he was, he was, but he mentioned that he's a real and he would talk about specific

shows we've done. So it wasn't like, you know, meet a celebrity and say, hey, how are you doing? I love your work. You know, I love your show. Love your movie. You didn't even see the movie. You know, we all feel when we meet someone who's well known that we got to say something and the only thing we know to say, because otherwise what kind of conversation you're

going to have with the person, you know, what do you, when you meet, let's say, a celebrity, what do you talk to them other than what they're known for? Yeah, exactly. You know, you don't say, Hey, did you get that new car yet? Yeah. Right. What's going on? And the kid's doing well.

So you have to talk about it. So, but he knew specific shows we had done. Of course. You know, I got breast implants. Can you get milk out of those? Yeah. That would be tasty. He has it all in his XL spreadsheet, which is his spreadsheet for life.

So, uh, Judge Jerry, check it out, Jerry Springer, legend of the game. Thank you so much. Thanks for having me guys. This is fun. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, because I'm not going to the men's. No, you're supposed to piss. You're supposed to Jerry.

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if the season ended today we would be tied for first place so Hank are you just watching well no ball is getting no one pick buzz after his first games in Australia number one pick buzz yeah okay got it so I think he's been maybe doing some preseason I it must be preseason but either way it's it doesn't matter 30 foot floaters or 30 foot floaters right preseason down in the MBL is like playoff speed in the NBA yeah okay so 30 foot floaters are 30 foot floaters but we haven't played a game yet October 18th at home there we go the Sidney Kings yes and we know we lost our last game never mind well that

was in yeah yeah the office yes we didn't win it all okay so we have a couple new segments for you first is how how dare you sir this also could be the Keith Overman segment even though it's not about Keith Overman it's about Michael Vic going Michael Vicks on TV now yeah okay Michael Vic saying how dare you sir to Cam Newton wearing ridiculous post-game outfits yes he said that Newton needs to focus on being a quarterback not a fashion icon he said this isn't a fashion show this is football so strong words damn from the moral authority of quarterback yes stick stick to just playing football don't do anything

outside of football like wearing ridiculous outfits or murdering dogs you should be sit wait wait whoa whoa whoa I just threw that in I was just Michael Vic it's usually I always say I'm like look at that guy he's wearing such a crazy outfit and and look at that guy over there he's murdering dogs oh so it's just I go to get peanut butter and jelly because Tony Dungey absolved him of that so it technically didn't happen in the past it actually would be fucking hilarious if Cam Newton showed up for his next post-game presser wearing one of those dog safety outfits yeah yeah that's what you should do Cam or take a page

out of Kyle Long's post-game attire yes exactly yeah no one and then you can come on the show yeah talking hieroglyphics Cam Newton I I'm circling Cam Newton Kyle Allen if he plays well in Houston yeah I think did I not say after the first week like this is the year that it falls off for for Cam Newton I said before the game are you Chris first I heard say by the way I've been getting a lot of shit for doing the cocky Dungey on the Vikings I stand by I know it just kind of like the whole Dungey and supposed to be for teams that have a losing record and we're like they're done you did it off of a win yeah so it

kind of ruins the whole five of the Dungey no it is you're supposed to come in to Sunday Monday and be like this team stinks we're overreacting to a loss they're done I wanted to make you do that on a win I wanted to make it so yeah okay hey slow to curse that's fine that's fine all right we have another one pardon my technology corner that was a mouthful Pat Fitzgerald though Pat Fitzgerald should have won football guy the week who won Danny Vitale one Pat Fitzgerald should have won though because he Northwestern has been playing well they got beat by Michigan State they got to go up to Madison on

Saturday probably gonna get the shit kicked out of them whatever but he said I understand there are 40,000 experts on Twitter that can call plays for me my email address is hashtag I don't care it's good it's a pretty good email address yeah that's I'm surprised I was still available yeah that's crazy can we sign up for hashtag I don't care at gmail.com yeah I also I'm gonna do a little stat check on this there's no chance no chance that there are 40,000 people tweeting about Northwestern's play calling yeah there are they're all former graduates of Medill there's Darren or Val might be tweeting no

Darren Vell wouldn't even do that so I know Darren Vell thinks that they're gonna win every single game and gets nervous about Northwestern football here's how you can tell if somebody's an expert about football on Twitter okay ready well there are two ways one is if they have their favorite team's record in their username love that they update after every week yep that person knows their shit and then the second is if their Twitter handle starts with DFS yes for daily fantasy yes like DFS Johnny or if they have NFL anywhere in it that's also true huge Ross Tucker NFL the first time I saw him tweet I was like who's

this bozo what does he know about oh okay all right brainer walker SEC watch out oh he knows the SEC damn yeah so 40,000 people tweeting in Pat Fitzgeralds about the play calling listen again I don't think that that's happening not only not what 40 40 maybe tops but not only is it not 40,000 it's also like what other play would Northwestern run except run the ball or maybe like a quick slant yeah that's about it I don't know what's being like hey man we got to get our athletes in space yeah it's at not Freddy kitchens run the ball fourth and nine yeah push don't draw you won't do it this was

one of those circumstances where hearing somebody talk about how little they know about technology makes me feel really dumb for knowing so much about technology yes you know like when you try to explain something to a grandparent or an old person and they're just like I don't understand like why why do you need to log into Instagram right it makes you feel really dumb for feeling like you have to do that in your life yeah so nonetheless I mean Pat Fitzgeralds won the football guy the week this week just from this because that is a total football guy to I honestly don't think he knows how

Twitter and email works and I I honestly don't think that Pat Fitzgerald like who the fuck here's another thing who the fuck is complaining about Northwestern football when Pat Fitzgerald has literally gotten them to the glory days these are the glory days you will look back on this and be like remember the time when we went to Indy and lost to Ohio State we were down by seven and a half times right those are the glory days you don't complain about that so hashtag people don't care because you actually have a team that's relevant well so it's just struck me that he's probably talking about everybody that's at the

games yeah so you can't have it both ways Pat Fitzgerald are people not going to the games because they're on their phone yeah or are they all attending the games to use their phone and tell you what plays to run a little chicken in the egg yeah all right so let's do our PMT sports biz minute good morning this is Dave Marsh with the TNT sports biz minute the NFL kicker epidemic continues of course Mac Day is the Buccaneers missed the potential game winner over the weekend to give the Giants their first win of the season but the alarming part about this is even future Hall of Famers and veterans are missing left and right too

Adam Finatteri and Steven Gostowski have each missed three extra points so far this season all NFL goal posts were planted a yellowish goal in 1966 and according to US Pat in 5-4-2-9-3-5-0 they are built to support the weight of 22 fans at one time so the next time you feel like storming the field I'm counting on some AWL to test that out and see if that number is indeed real October is right around the corner and you know what that means champagne celebration season in major league baseball in a 750 milliliter bottle of champagne there are approximately 49 million bubbles 25 guys on the team about 20 celebrations and

whoa that's your PMT sports biz minute Mr. Captain Mr. Commentser back to you thanks Jake very cool very cool those are some cool stats the bubble facts were nice yeah yeah the bubble facts bubble facts yeah those are I didn't know that much about bubbles now 49,000 bubbles in a bottle of champagne is that true 40 excuse me 49 million million and yeah and how's that possible they just pack them in there damn okay let's do like an Ecuadorian bus Hank is very he's very confused I guess you guys haven't ridden on buses in Ecuador before no no hey do you want to do guys on chicks by the way I just looked hashed or I looked up

Pat Fitzgerald play calling and all I got was a tweet from 2015 I love Pat Fitzgeralds a human being but this play calling mysterious okay so the actually it stands that's actually a very nice way to question somebody's play call yeah like I love you but I would have passed there yes yes but I love you yeah okay let's go hey fellas especially daddy cat if I'm pregnant and go swimming how does the baby not drown in Bokeh court is like a snorkel so if you keep your belly button above the water it's fine mm-hmm that's actually fact for real yeah yeah that's how babies breathe but that's not she goes swimming obviously

your belly button is going back well yeah right you float back stroke have you never have you never been to Ken bones favorite subreddit no they just do the backstroke and they and their bellies just stick out and it's majestic it's actually the number four website in the entire world according to come score calm yeah that sucks by the way when they always are like you can't pregnant women can't go into hot tubs because when you go to a hotel and there's a hot tub it's awesome yeah they have to just can they at least do the thing where they sit on the edge and warm their tootsies I don't know it says elderly

kids pregnant women diarrhea diarrhea uh-huh jail and Ramsey which is that you're at the tub that literally is the entire population of America mm-hmm old people kids pregnant women diarrhea you're right check check check yeah yeah okay sup boys this weekend I hooked up with a guy and he was smiling the entire time I've seen some weird faces during a hookup but never just smiling the entire time it was super creepy is he a serial killer thanks might just behind the board as a serial killer Patrick baby no it says name mm-hmm yeah oh you just saw that movie mm-hmm have you been thinking about a lot no have you had the

urge to kill some I actually have it you've had the urge to kill you had the urge to put a cat into a ATM machine is that what he tried to do yeah like was that all a dream though oh man I think so I don't I haven't seen it forever that's what I couldn't figure out at the end I think I saw it when it came out and haven't watched it again I think so yeah it was weird I yeah I think he's like that's all all in his all in his mind and the drawing right because it would be like murder and then it would be him drawing someone tell us someone spoil it for us because we don't remember so the question is is it weird for a guy to

smile well whilst you're hooking up throughout an evening yeah he's just happy oh that's very weird you should would you rather he be crying no because you be thinking the whole time they'd be thinking of trying not to you know unload so it's like you should be smiling that whole time let me that's his anti-unload face yeah if I smile through this never heard a grin and bear it that's good point maybe he hates sex maybe he's a Yankees fan so he's really happy while he's thinking about baseball mm-hmm and then yeah that's the season's been going great mm-hmm what's up what's happening boys especially

newly verified bare hand fish catching Hank and sometimes 510 pft oh my fiance is had has trouble pooping anywhere other than work at home if we go away for a few days he gets constipated and then complains about stomach pain and blames it on being away this past weekend we are way to wedding for my friend he was absent for about half the reception because he was trying to pinch one off then was miserable when he couldn't then we got home he blew up our bathroom and to gloat about how great of a dump he took any suggestions this issue yeah stop at Taco Bell on your road trips damn this guy's fucked up I have the

opposite problem I like pooping in new places I you know those people those old people that have RVs not Scott Boris's that's right because respect out of respect for the man and his many decorative baseball bats but you know how in the back of our visa old people have like the states that they've been too colored in yeah that's kind of like me with bathrooms yeah it's like check that one off the list yeah I world traveler I never understood people who are either or like PFT who likes to poop other places and people who can only poop at home that just seems weird to me it's a safe go when you got to go some

people see it as like a safety issue when I say it's when I poop in jail it's like oh end of the world I never I was there have I ever said yes on this show no oh yeah about you pooping in jail yes I don't think so I wish more during the ghost at the ghost hunting I thought it was weirder that you'd like took a long nap in jail I can get if you sleep in jail keep asleep with one eye open I've also heard that actually just fight I was with Fidelberg and you snore somebody told me that that dogs they look at you when they're pooping because that's when they feel like they're at their most vulnerable yeah and so Leroy busted into

the bathroom broke down the door while it's pooping the other day and came and just laid down on my foot and the person told me it's because he knew I was at my most so he was protecting me damn good dog dogs major boot for that one yeah sup boys so Rex Chapman's gonna tweet that be like dogs gotta love them after he tweets 10 straight videos of someone dying he mixes those in and it's so funny it's like what's this guy in Russia getting fucking smoked by a bus blocker charge yeah and then the next one to like watch this guy in China falling off a roof blocker charge then a dog like licking a baby's face dogs we don't

we don't deserve them sup boys so a couple days ago I was really horny but couldn't see my guy so I decided to take care of it myself it wasn't like a drug dealer for being horny my guy I really get off to dirty text messages so I went back and read through old sex the kicker they were old sex from my ex sounds like an album from a few months ago the worst part as I was reading through them I held one of the messages down and accidentally liked it oh that new feature on iMessage so my ex got a text on a very old dirty message and I'm dating someone else I am horrified what do I do say you got the

new iPhone just start liking every single every single one to go back in like it's a bug in the software two years huh you updated you got the new phone shits going crazy start sending text messages in all caps with links to Russian websites yep they'll think you got hacked mass text message your entire phone book and be like hey just got the new iPhone if you get a weird text message from me it's because my old one got compromised it got stolen yeah good call or hope he sees it and then you can just do some like up to date sex you know because he definitely did he jerked off to that like probably yeah oh

yeah because he had to scroll up and be like what did she just like yeah and then he got caught in the whole thing also that heart looks thick sometimes yes you guys had sex my husband always tells his friend that our first child was an anal birth that's guy you know actually possible yeah for sure it's called it's called going number two imagine meeting new people and and guys like yeah our kid I fucked her in the ass that's how that's how we had Johnny over here that's just good old-fashioned guy humor I this guy's my sperm they wear like old World War one Germany style helmets of the spike on their head so they can just

burrow through the colon this guy has to have a consummate in our marriage this guy has a six split level in Toledo Ohio all right last one good question though chase what's up boys especially dad cat last winter my fiance and I found out that we're going to be having a baby when we told his parents about the news okay last winter I mean I think you've had the baby you're about to just heads up dude you might about you might be you might be a dad you'll find out what wait no it's a mom it's a mom you might have already had a baby are there ways to induce birth like through audio stimuli like it told his parents about the baby wanting like

they said to lactate that's a cat when we told his parents about the news they're very excited considering that this was going to be their first grandchild after months a few months after telling him his mom came to us instead she knew what she wanted our baby to call her she then went to on it to explain she wanted to be called mama and that I could be called mother dot dot dot yes mother my fiance and I laughed it off thinking it was a joke and never to be brought up again I had our sweet baby girl two weeks ago oh and the first time his mom held there she said come to mama let me hold you whoa my fiancee told her that she was

going to be called Grammy but she refuses and says she's too young to be called that any advice on how we can get her to stop referring to herself as mama without causing tension that's a that's a very good question we probably have to see a picture of this go like me ma me ma me ma is where ma the me ma the baker you know me ma the baker nope that's the way you know my mother my mother elf I'm he's cooking no he's cooking Kentucky in a frying pan yeah it's Minnesota Iowa Missouri Arkansas Louisiana Louisiana is the boot yeah my mother baker that's how you remember the states go talk what was the question the title you get free

rented all those states if you're living any of them if you're not your baker yeah there's yeah reciprocity throughout tornado out so the question was what should how do you get the mom to not how do you get the grandma your mother and herself mama mama mm-hmm how do you stop that that's actually a very good question I think she's a guilt she has to get pregnant the grandmother yeah the grandmother has to get pregnant again mama because that would be too good because she'd want to call her child mom she'd want her child to call her mama too and you can't have them calling you the same thing fun fact when we rescued Stella not to

brag but rescued Stella whatever the pound gave her the name mama how terrible is that that's an awful name awful name as somebody that sold used dogs if somebody suggested that mama I'd say get the fuck off my lot mama yeah what the fuck this dog's name wizard and that's the end of the story yeah I think you're just screwed I think you're screwed yeah you I think just have her get pregnant that's really the only way mm-hmm yeah get a turkey baster have your fiance now that's weird um get a turkey baster and have your father-in-law jack off and no you know what say that you can call you can be mama but you have to pay for the kids entire education fair that's fair like you get it well just any expense any expense you have to yeah just start

billing her as the mama this is a free baby there it is I'm the nanny I'll call myself nanny you pay me yep take care of my baby I love it I love it all right okay so Friday huge guess big big guess two guests two very large guests get very excited big guess love you guys yeah yeah yeah you