Pardon My Take - Jimmy Tatro, Josh Allen & Tre'Davious White, Plus Bigger Than Ben Part 2

Episode Date: September 4, 2020

Labor day weekend vibes are running high in the studio. We talk NBA Game 7 Thunder/Heat and are the Bucks fucked? (2:26-21:37) Fyre Fest of the week including Madden codes and twitter keeps faking us out on College Football. (22:53-32:44) Comedian/Actor Jimmy Tatro joins the show to talk about the Real Bros of Simi Valley being back, comedy, the Lakers, and how much he hates the Clippers. (34:22-1:23:35) Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen and Pro Bowler Tre'Davious White join the show to talk about the upcoming season, Josh Allen vs Mahomes in arm strength, and Tre'Davious having Tre Day in Louisiana. (1:25:21-1:52:17) We finish the show with a review of Bigger Than Ben Part 2, the Ben Roethlisberg documentary no one asked for but everyone is watching. (1:54:08-2:03:06)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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We also have our good friend, Josh Allen, and his teammate, now also a good friend, Tredavious White, little Buffalo Bills action for the people. We're going to talk a little NBA, we got Firefest, we have Bigger Than Ben, Episode 2 Recap, so a packed, packed Friday show to send you off into Labor Day weekend before football comes back, and before we do all that, pardon my take is brought to you by the Cash App. Now is the easiest place to send money to your friends. It's the safest, it is the number one social distancing app in the world. You don't want to be handing people money, you don't want to be face to face, use the

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right in the world. Stinks in Game 7, but what we saw was the emergence of James Harden as an elite perimeter defender last night. He was saving all his energy. So it is one of these things where if that shot had gone another way, if one or two things had broken differently, we would be hammering James Harden today, absolutely hammering him. I think we still can by the way, because he only shot the ball three times in the fourth quarter and he is the Houston Rockets offense, so I think I can still throw out some James

Harden slander. Yeah, we can slander him a little bit, and he does look fat, he does look out of shape, but he did hustle on that one play that counted, got a hand on the ball. The big story from last night's games was the end of both games, and the bizarre, bizarre officiating that came out of it, and really strange play calls from the Thunder. The biggest story is Lou Dort, Max Deal. I just like saying Lou Dort. It's a great name.

Lou Dort is such a great name, and Lou Dort, if you had a player who was just like, you gave him all the athleticism and talent to play in the NBA, but he had no real feel for like pace or anything really, that's Lou Dort, and it's so fun to watch because he would just drive as hard as he could to the hoop and then just chuck the ball as hard as he could to like an unsuspecting teammate, just wet from three, and then he would, he had 30, and he would hit a three, and then the next possession, he would miss the rim. And he's just, and he is also the James Harden stopper, and the only problem with the Thunder losing is we couldn't watch Lou Dort fucking cuff up LeBron for a seven game series.

He's like the kid in your class in like sixth and seventh grade that's super athletic and really good at football, never played basketball, but he's just like so good because he's such an athlete. Right. Yeah. Hank hit the nail on the head. He is like, if you're ever in your like university's gym, and then the football team comes into place and pick up basketball.

That's how Lou Dort plays. I love it. And he plays, I love the fact that his name is Lou Dort, and he plays exactly like somebody that you would expect somebody like Lou Dort to play. And just saying Dort. Dort is fun. Dort is in session. I also appreciate it.

Welcome to Dort Center. I, I retreated the guy, he, I think he's had this account for a while now, but it's just the Dort report. Yeah. And I just love it. And he's just like, during the game, he'd be like, how, how are we feeling about Lou? Uh-huh. While we're feeling great.

It was also Jimmy Butler night. Jimmy Butler. Wait, hold on. I want to talk about Jimmy Butler. Yeah. Me too. Chris Paul, uh, the flop, that one sequence where there was like six flops and basically both teams were saying like trying, like we can flop our way to victory.

That game was built for Chris Paul and Chris Paul, noticeably kind of absent towards the end there when he's like, Hey, why not try to get to the ball and get a shot? He was built for this though. They, they set him up so good for that when he was coming down. He's like, Chris Paul was telling us like, these are the situations he's been for. He's been practicing for an image has passed away and like it never was close to him getting a shot. Yeah.

Yeah. Um, also when they were talking about Dort, like Mark Jackson was trying to, he was trying his little heart out to compliment Dort, but his compliments kept coming out like this. Lou Dort understands that he stinks and that he's going to be left open for some shots because he is Lou Dort and he doesn't have a problem filling that role of being the guy who sucks. But that's why Lou Dort is a great player. I was like, wait, wait a second, Mark.

Mark Jackson is also the king of saying like, uh, you're going to tell me that these guys aren't trying their hardest Michael Scott. What? Keep going. Keep going. You're going to tell me, you're going to tell me that these guys don't want to win this playoff game. Like he gets into arguments with little Mark Jackson's on his shoulder and he invents narratives

that don't exist. But I just love it when you ask himself questions constantly, you got to sit here and tell me that these guys don't want to win this playoff game. It's like, no, no, who, who said that to you, Mark Jackson? They all do. Are you okay? They all do. Um, all right.

So Jimmy, not his best night, but the heat look good and I am actually ready. We now, Richard Jefferson has launched us prematurely. I might add cause I was saving my honest slander for at least game three or grained four. But Richard Jefferson launched the internet into that by calling him a pippin and he needs a Jordan and we're off like two time MVP. I assume he's going to win this year. We're fucking ready to go. No clutch gene stinks in the playoffs.

He's a bum. It's hot take season. Did we have that debate earlier this year about LeBron James being more of a Michael Jordan? I think, I think LeBron got so punked by the, uh, by the Michael Jordan documentary that somebody, I forget who it was, but they threw out the take like Michael Jordan is more like a Scottie Pippin and now AD is like his Michael Jordan. So now we're, we've gone to comparing people, Scottie Pippin, who by all rights is a top 25 player of all time, I would say.

But yeah, he was on that list of the NBA is all time rates. He's a very good player. But if you compare an MVP to Scottie Pippin, you might as well be saying that they're dog shit. Now we're on to arguing about that. They are down to nothing, but it's like a bad to nothing. There's nothing about the bucks team that makes me think that they can beat the heat in seven games or the Celtics in seven games.

Yeah. I mean, it's just, it was, I, someone made the analogy. I think it's kind of, it's not spot on, but it's, it's a little, a little app that like the Yannis right now, regular season Yannis is like that late 90s shack who puts up a ton of big numbers. The problem is you need a really good wing guy in the playoffs. Like it's a lot harder. The games get called differently.

Teams can adjust and Yannis just barreling to the hoop isn't going to work all the time. And you don't really respect his three point shot. And he's not a passer like as good of a passer as like LeBron or even like a hardened. So teams can, can do stuff with him. And now he needs his wing guy. He needs his Jordan or Kobe needs to find it. And Michael Jordan or Kobe Bryant and poor Chris Middleton's like, Oh, this is about me.

Well, Chris Middleton, when, when you hear all the analysis out there, it's like Yannis, he can't, excuse me, Gannis, he is unable to like drive to the hoop because like he's not like a great ball handler in terms of like creating his own shot that way. He doesn't have like a step back. I guess he can shoot a set jumper or he can jam on somebody. So he needs somebody that can get their own shot when John is like attracting the defense. And you're right. Chris Middleton is that player.

That's the role that he plays and he's not bad at it, but every shot at John is saying that he needs a Jordan is a direct shot at Chris Middleton. By the way, I, he didn't have like a bad game. We're, so we're talking like, you know, it's, it's obviously we're poking fun of the fact that we as sports fans and sports media always have to immediately go to the hottest take of Yannis now sucks and he's a Pippin, which doesn't suck. But like you said, like that's now become a slur. He didn't have like that bad.

But I'm not just a Pippin anymore on the show. It's kind of like the James Harden thing where you in the playoffs, guys who are at that high level of players, if they aren't able to keep that, like if they just go down like 10 percent, it's totally different and it changes everything in the complexity of their team. I do think the Bucks are going to make a little bit of a serious. I wouldn't count them out fully, but it's, it's not looking good. And of course trigger warning for Bucks fans.

Any Bucks fan listening right now, you can skip 30 seconds ahead. Got to ask yourself, is Yannis now going to leave Milwaukee because they don't have the team around him. Well, they've got, they've got Dante, my buddy Dante. It's been very bad. They miss Deli. They, Deli was a heart and soul. That's your, but you're right.

Like the Bucks were when they would overperform in the playoffs, then everybody was like happy, but they've set the expectation. So Yannis himself, he fucking crowned himself. Remember when he crowned himself, he put a king's crown, like a fake king's crown on his head after a big dunk and he's like, I'm here. I'm the king. So you can get criticized after that. And it sucks that it happens, but it's just how the sports world works.

Yeah. I say it sucks. It happened. I actually love that it happened because this is the front. The best part about being a sports fan is saying dumb shit about guys who are incredible and winning MVPs and being like, bum. Looking back at, at the end of that Rockets Thunder game, you saw Chris Paul, like Chris Paul was, he was the official on that last play.

They were going to give them, they were going to give them just another inbounds pass off the time out, but Chris Paul, like went over, argued with the refs for a while, convinced them that there was a call. He did a verbal flop to the refs and was like, no, you called this against me. That gave me a drunk idea. I wasn't drunk, but this is a drunk idea. A team or teams should just hire like former referees that know the rule books really like back and front to be like the last guy on the bench so that they know all the loopholes.

They know what's going on in the court. It's almost like in Congress when like an oil company will hire an ex congressman to be like their lobbyist. There should be a lobbyist position at the end of the bench. I think a smart coach would take a play like a Chris Paul, but like that's his role on the team to just communicate with the officials back and forth. Yeah. I like that.

All right. So we're recording this early because we're going to head out for Labor Day. By the way, we're going to have a show on Tuesday and Friday next week, Tuesday and Friday. So get ready for that. No show Wednesday. We're going to do Tuesday instead. We have so the Celtics Raptors are about to play.

So they're going to sweep, just say it and sweep for one. Yeah, I like it. They'll go home, you know, home court advantage. Probably they'll probably take one. Get that home cooking in Boston, eat some beans, crush them. Oh, you mean Toronto is going to go home? Yeah. Okay.

Yeah. Got it. And then Clippers are going to kill the Nuggets. Agreed? Yes. Yeah. And the Lakers are going to destroy the Rockets. Yes.

The Lakers are going to destroy the Rockets, but there will be one game where the Rockets just shoot the lights out from three and everybody's like, could it happen? Who knows? And it's also, I'm very excited for that series just because it's the Frankenstein series, like I was saying, where the Rockets are going to just put out a bunch of guys that are six, seven and below. And the Lakers, I think, can actually put out a full team that's six, seven and above. So who, who, what will happen?

And James Harden will be tired the whole time. I just hope he'll have a game where he goes for 45 though. It'd be great if we got to a game seven just to see him fail again. Yes. That'd be wonderful. Like it's just, it's just fun. It's fun. It's like that's, speaking of fun, there's a good segue bashing James Harden on Twitter

is something we can all bond, you know, together with. I thought the same for Kirk Cousins, but apparently that is now off limits because Kirk Cousins said, if I die, I die when talking about the Corona virus with Kyle Brandt and I, I made a joke. You made a joke. Then people were like, dude, like there's, first of all, there's obviously the Viking stands, which I understand, like whatever everyone has the fan bases or people in the fan base are like, no, Kirk Cousins is actually good.

But then it obviously became political and people like Kirk Cousins didn't do anything wrong. Listen, I'm just making Kirk Cousins jokes. I've been making Kirk Cousins jokes for a very long time. I'm going to keep making Kirk Cousins jokes. I'm the king of hating on Kirk Cousins. I will, I will go to my grave. If I die, I die making fun of Kirk Cousins, making fun of Kirk Cousins is my personal

big 10. Big 10. You know how you get really upset whenever somebody says like, okay, the big 10 has come back. No, it's not coming back. Like that whole flip flop. You get sad. I get sad envisioning a world where I'm not allowed to make fun of Kirk Cousins.

It brings me such, such joy to do. And the thing is like, you can definitely, you can bend any stat in the Kirk Cousins cinematic universe to fit your narrative about him and be like, you know, you can cherry pick. He's the most accurate passer in the history of the NFL. He's the new Sam Bradford when it comes to that. He is, he is just so fun to debate about because the people that will disagree with you that love Kirk Cousins, they, they're 99% Vikings fans and then 1% just delusional

people that are so much fun to guys who just love Kirk Cousins. I said, I said it to Will Kane, you know, tweeted like nothing Kirk Cousins said was wrong. He's getting criticized for this. And I just replied to him, I was like, dude, if we can't make fun of Kirk Cousins, I also don't care if I die. Yes. Like that is the same exact thing I do not.

If you're now saying we have to respect Kirk Cousins. That's it. That is not part of the social contract. Throw it all away. The world doesn't want need to exist anymore. Fucking toss Twitter in a garbage bin and yeah, kill us all wall just bite a cyanide capsule because I want to make fun of Kirk Cousins. Yes.

If Kirk Cousins says like, I believe that the red quarterback jersey protects me from COVID. I want to be able to comment on that. Right. And I don't want to feel ashamed about that. That is, that's who I am. I also, I will always get, and I'm sure you get it too, where people will be like, dude, you root for Mr. Biscay.

And I'm like, listen, man, I, I have a long list of years where I understand what bad quarterback play looks like. Yeah. I'm speaking from a place. I make fun of Mr. Biscay and Bears quarterbacks just as much as I make fun of Kirk Cousins. Relax. I watched Kirk Cousins for five years. I know Kirk, I know more about Kirk Cousins and the people who are his fans right now

know about Kirk Cousins. God, it's just, it's all falling apart. Right. So the other, I do have to, I have to say, as much fun as it is to hate on Kirk Cousins, another part of that interview where he was talking about Creed and his love of Creed, I have to take my hat off and just absolutely respect the hell out of because he was saying that he wanted, he actually had his representatives reach out to Creed's representatives to see if they would play an acoustic show in his own house just for his own enjoyment.

And listen, if you reach that point in life where you can like get your favorite band of all time to come over and play a private concert for you in your house just because you're bored, you won. You have one life. So me sitting back and being like, you look like Billy football if he caught botulism, that should not offend you. It's also, that's the portion of the podcast where Kirk Cousins was just doing a parody of Kirk Cousins.

Yes. He's like, what is the most Kirk Cousins thing I can say? I got to, I tried to hire Creed for a personal concert. I have a Rick Riley joke about it. Okay. If Scott Stapp's arms were so wide open, it's no wonder Kirk failed to connect with him. Good. That's good.

That's really good. Our resident guy who looks like Kirk Cousins, any defense? You do look like Kirk Cousins. What is botulism? You look like Kirk Cousins. It's a disease. It's a sport. It's like when you catch balls.

I thought you were a doctor. When old people inject that stuff into the Botox, into their face to make it not move anymore, that's the botulism toxin. You are a young Kirk Cousins. Kirk Cousins, honestly, I'm also a Creed fan. They have really uplifting music and positivity. I'm also a former quarterback like Kirk Cousins. I think Kirk Cousins actually, if he was on the right team, he definitely would win.

He is. This is the team. When you say if Kirk Cousins was on the right team, this team that he's currently on right now is the team that you would make an argument about of if Kirk Cousins was on a good enough team. Now all their offensive line isn't good enough. Kirk Cousins on the Niners. I'm going to bring back my old Jake Cutler playbook.

Okay. Listen, if he had an offensive line, it would be fine. What? He said Kirk Cousins on the Niners would win the Super Bowl. Yeah. He's better than Garoppolo. I think he is. No, Jimmy G listens to this show.

Yeah. And what's up, George? Greg Kittle. No, I disavow that comment. But dude, you like that? No. Absolutely. So that's there you go.

The best argument you can make about Kirk Cousins is that he came back. He went to a 21 to nothing deficit against the shitty Bucks team in the first half and then came back and barely won that game. And then yelled at people. And then yelled at people in the most passive, sorry, incompletive, aggressive fashion possible. I'm just saying I'm not worried about Cousins and the spread because I'm not worried about anything. Anybody catching anything from him?

Okay. And the spread? Oh, the spread of the disease. Got it. No one's going to catch a disease from Cousins. I feel like you read that joke and just misremembered reading it back. There feels like a word or two that you missed. I did.

Anyway. Okay. So the other news is Leonard Furnett is now a buck. I'm sad. I really wanted him on the bears just so that I could say, how could you beat the 2017 second and fourth pick? But who's like, why are people saying this is like a big game team? Dream team.

Dream team. Yeah. At some point in the last 24 hours, Leonard Furnett went from being trash to being like the missing piece that's going to put Tom Brady and Gronk into the soup. It's essentially my Kevin White joke, but in real life, everyone's being serious. They're like Leonard Furnett was the fourth pick in the draft. How could he be bad? Yes.

Well, he can be bad because we've seen him be bad. Yeah. He is. He's definitely the issue. He can help solve their like red zone woes because he'll always, if he was on the Falcons, for example, Dan Quinn would never have kicked that field goal because he would just hand the ball in perfect two to Leonard Furnett at the two yard line and he get tackled at the one.

Yes. Yes. He was frustrating goal line back in the history of the NFL, proportion to his body type. Trent Richardson. Yeah. No, but Trent Richardson. Can't find the hole.

He would score at the goal line. Yeah. Remember his rookie year, he had like 10 touchdowns in Cleveland and I think all of them came from like two yards. Leonard Furnett, he just, if you put a goal line in front of him, it's going to be very frustrating to watch Leonard Furnett trying to extend the ball into the goal line that says end racism and falling six inches short every single time. We need, now we're going to get the Leonard Furnett fans mad at us.

Leonard one of one, come out. Are the Bucks a super team? Yes. They're a dream team. You think there's... Bucks have entered into dream team status right now. Yes. I think someone has to say it though.

Women were just... On the Bucks. No, no, no. On the Bucks. Someone on the Bucks has to be like, we're kind of, we're kind of a dream team. We're kind of a dream team. Who is the most likely on that team? Gronk.

Well, super teams are in the NFL. If Gronk... No, but he's... Gronk, yeah, he's been... He's training. Yeah, Connor Barth training. Yeah. If you could get Gronk, maybe like in six weeks when Gronk, when he flushes more of...

You guys might be able to get him to say it. Right. Which is like dream team. No, but he'd be like, he'd be like, this team's super. Like, like thinking like, like it's sick. It's sweet. I like what you do Gronk because you're doing yourself. I know.

He was a big idol of mine. Dream team. Oh, they should bring back the dream skills. All right. Let's get to Firefest of the Week and then we've got our interviews. PFT, you got a quick ad? Yes. I want to talk to you guys about our great friends over at 3G.

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All right. Let's go FireFest the week, Hank. My FireFest life as a parent, I'm sure you guys have dealt with this, but my puppy got kennel cough for the first time. No disrespect to families. No disrespect to families. I don't know how this would be disrespectful to families. Well, you said you were talking about like you've dealt with your children.

This is your child. Correct. He got kennel cough. He was supposed to go staying with Rhea's parents this weekend while we went on a mandatory work absence. Were there four, they're not, it's not a vacation, they're just a mandatory work long weekend of not working. Yeah, but it's not my choice.

Yeah. But he has kennel cough, Rhea's parents have dogs, so he can't go there and stay with them because he's contagious and the place we're going to stay doesn't allow dogs. So now we can't go. Did you not give him his shots? Were you like a? So sad kennel cough. Rob Schneider type.

It's very sad. Don't believe in vaccinations, Hank? No, we got him all the shots. I actually think it might have been from, they have an old dog that's kind of very old. Oh, you're shaming. No, you just get it from other dogs and we were just trying to figure out. Which dog had it? Do you think you had kennel cough?

No. I don't think humans can get it. They can. They absolutely can. 100% can. Stella had kennel cough when we adopted her because we adopted her from a shelter because I've got a good fucking heart. Who says who?

Do you adopt a normie, right? In a way. Oh, OK. Is that your firefest? The last vacation is summer. Not a vacation. Not a vacation. It's a mandatory work absence.

Do you have medication? Yeah. We took him to the vet. He's also got antibiotics. He just can't be around other dogs for two weeks. OK. Does he eat the medicine or do you have to hide it in peanut butter? Hide it in treats.

That's one thing Leroy is really good at is you can hide it in anything. They sell these little pocket pills or these combo type things that you can put the pill in for a dog and Leroy will eat somehow in his mouth till like gnaw around all the edges and then spit the pill out of him. Yeah. He's got that too. The cheese. Give her the cheese.

She just figures it out. Is that it, Hank? Firefest. Firefest of the week. Firefest. By Hank. Just one of them. Yeah.

OK. Well, I mean, no disrespect families for me, but this is my first mandatory work absence of the summer, really since March. And it's... Kind of a shame. I was looking forward to getting some stuff done this weekend. Me too. I'm leaving Leroy alone in the new apartment for the first time.

By himself? Well, there's going to be a dog sitter that comes over to check in on him, but I'm going to be worried. All right. I'm going to be worried sick about him. He'll be fine. I want to set up like a nanny cam or something so I can check in on him, see if he's walking into walls.

I did smear an extra layer of peanut butter on the walls just for his safety while I'm gone. I'll be around. Thank you. I low key have one of those nanny cams too that I don't use. I'm going to be able to swing it to you. Oh yeah. If the dog sitter listens to this show, I actually do have a nanny cam.

A teddy bear. And you can see it. I can see every single room. So just so you know, I'm watching you. Yep. Absolutely. The next part of the week is I can't wear any different pairs of shoes ever again anymore. Nope.

So I've been walking on air literally with these shoes, five, 10 and a half feeling great. They're not lifts. They're perfectly normal shoes. So find a new slant already. So I put on a different pair of shoes to go running, not to brag the other day. And I felt just, I felt tiny, I felt like an inward. And last night I was on my couch and I ordered three different colorways of this exact same type of shoe.

Beautiful. I'm strictly. Big cat special. Yeah. Zoom 720 for life. Did you do that? No. Well, yeah, I've done it for shoes.

I do it for socks. Hats. Underwear hats. Like you, if you just take jeans. I found something that works for me. Yeah. No, no, no. It's the ultimate liberation when you find a product that you love and you're like,

I'm just going to buy all of it and never have to make a decision to get in my life. Yeah. And XFL combines coming up soon. I can officially list myself as five, 10 and a half, which rounds up to five, 11. Although they probably want a shorter kicker. Why? I don't know. I feel like more grounded.

Yeah. They just like shorter kickers. She's like, this guy doesn't have any delusions of grandeur. What five, 10 and a half. Five, 10 and a half is not exact. I'm not like dunking on anybody. Pop it off of the sheet. Oh, that's short.

So then what would be five eight? Five eight is normal. Okay. Five eight is normal short. Five, 10 and a half is short. Five, 10 and a half. Yeah. It's actually pretty simple.

If you've ever seen. All I'm saying is no one's looking at five, 10 and a half being like that guy's tall. Right. Yeah. So on Twitter, guys who are five, nine and a half to five, 11 and a half are basically the size of an ant. Right. Guys who are like five, eight to five, nine, that's just normal short.

Right. I'm not out here pretending I'm six feet. I'm saying with a fact and with authority that I'm five, 11 and a half. I have a feeling you're going to find shoes that maybe give you even more of a lift. Well, somebody suggested maybe I put some lift into these shoes and then I'd be above six feet. But you know what? I don't want to trick anybody.

I am who I am. Just wear my shoes. They're just comfortable shoes. I just like your shoes. All right. My fire fest is I got two of them. These Twitter these Twitter moments where they're just showing you what big college football games coming up and just driving me insane.

I saw last weekend and I was like, okay, maybe, maybe it's just a malfunction, but now they just have like Illinois versus Ohio State tonight. I just can't stop. Yeah. It's like when we were going through the schedule, imagining what weeks we're going to be like LSU at Alabama, all that stuff like it was like October, second week in October was going to be all these great matchups just thinking about what could have been. I don't need to.

You don't need to rub my face in on Twitter. Yeah. Right. Exactly. And then my other fire fest is although college football is technically back this weekend. There are some games. Big slate. My other fire fest is it was it's Madden code season and I don't know.

I just I think I've lost a luster. I don't feel the same. Why is that? I don't. I don't know. I just don't feel the same power. Not new and different. I don't feel the same power.

Is it just because nobody wants these Madden codes? People want them. Believe me. My mentions are all asking for Madden codes, but yeah, I'm going to put a couple in this show and then why don't you just battle a couple of PS for three J Q for T G N B M K four D X box Y P P R J three T R six Q R K J three K six P seven seven J C seven F seven Z. How does that feel?

No, it doesn't. What if you hired like a plane like a skyrider that had the banner with the Madden code behind it and then hired that person like fly around to say, yeah, I don't know. That could be fun. I just don't feel it the same way. So I admit I'm not saying it's over, but whatever would just take those whoever wants those take those. All right, Billy, your firefest.

I have two firefests of the week's first one. I was running through the woods with my dog, speaking of like dog ailments and he's rolling around and horse chestnuts and he had an allergic reaction. Turns out there. Are you the worst dog owner? No. We were we were exercising the horse chestnuts feels like one of those euphemisms balls. Yeah.

Anyway, what is the horse chestnut? It's like a regular chestnut, but it's a certain variety that you can't eat, but horses and deer love. It's actually great bait for hunting. You hunt horses. Deer. I don't actually hunt deer, but anyway, so had to give him some Benadryl anyway. My second firefest of the week.

I had this on Monday. There's no way you gave him the correct dosage. I called my my vet. I called your friend. Wait, so you called your friend. Did you give him the same examination that you gave the Hank? Kind of. Okay.

Anyway, so dude wipes, great product. I've been using them. We were talking about this the other day. Great for the penultimate wipe because you don't have the dryness any of the cleanest. So that my buddy's house, he sometimes has dude wipes. His light bulb was out in his bathroom. So it was all dark. So I was like, look, hey, I hope this package is either dude wipes or if I'm unlucky, he

uses cocoa butter wipes a lot. So hopefully one of them I can use to wipe my white cocoa butter wipes for hurting my brain. What does someone use cocoa butter wipes for? For their skin. Okay. To hydrate. Anyway, I wiped using it.

I get up, leave. My asshole started burning. Like I put alcohol on a cut. Turns out it was a disinfectant wipe. Okay. Wait, is this the firefight story? Yeah. Okay.

That's what happened. Did actually end up being good. It sucked. Right. Worst than the hottest buffalo wipes. So how'd you get rid of it? Did he have to wipe it out? No.

You have to use a Roman swipe next and just numbs it right up. Is your friend also live in a barn? No. Just make sure. No power. Make sure. Yeah. Honestly, in my area, we lose power a lot.

It makes sure that when you're wiping, that what you're wiping with. I feel like it's just that you live in a barn community. It's not. You're running through the woods. I live with the only ones. You live in a barn. Yeah. Your friend doesn't have power.

Anyway, just make sure what you're wiping with is only dude wipes. Is your butt good though? It hasn't recovered to be honest. Whoa. Just got, you got to just go on an all soup diet. Sit in a puddle. Soup and pudding. Mm-hmm.

Don't fix your back end. You got it. That's my fire. All right. Good job, Billy. And that was a good story for Monday. And also the horse chestnut. The horse chestnut.

You feel good about it? You feel like, I feel like you don't feel good about it. You know what? I just need to get into this weekend. Everybody tweet emojis of peaches at Billy. Silver September though this weekend. Yeah. Silver September.

Yeah. You don't have to worry about IPA staying in your bunghole. Life is just stressing you out. All right. Let's get to our interviews. Jimmy Tatro, before we do that, a word from our friends at NHTSA. Everyone knows about the risks of driving drunk. You could get in a crash.

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Make sure you're safe. Make sure that you are having fun, but being safe, it is not worth it. Thank you to NHTSA for spreading that message. Okay. Here is our friend, Jimmy Tatro. Okay, we now welcome on recurring guest friend of the program. It is Jimmy Tatro. What's up guys?

He is in person. Good to see you, dude. Good to see you. I love, I love getting that recurring guest title. Yeah, you're there. Well, you're, you're a recurring guest the first time you do an interview. We just tell people that so it intercepts them and to be like, now I have to come on. Okay.

Next time I'm invited. But now you're like a legit recurring. I would say you're getting dangerously close like friend of the program. Yeah. Oh, I think you're full friend of the program. You're fucked. Yes. Yes.

And here I was just thinking I was coming in for my, my boner dog's callback. Oh, well, since you brought it up, it's, it's things are cooking. Yeah. Yeah. There is a, we interviewed Sandler after like a few months after we interviewed you and he's in. Okay. I mean, that's, then it's, so it's, it's a green light.

There's a bidding war. Oh yeah. Writing the script. Horace Gump is writing boner dogs. No way. Yes. He actually sent a script. He's got one page so far.

It's the title page and it has his name on it. But it looks sick. But he wrote it. Yeah. So yeah. He's at least like a co-writer. So things are cooking. Yeah.

I mean, congratulations. You were an early adopter. You now, the more stars that we get involved, you may like just be a pew by the end, but you'll still be in it. Are you saying I've been demoted? Well, you're falling, you're falling back in the pack. Yeah. That's only because like the people that we have on more recently, we tend to over-promise

things. So since you're here now, like I'm probably going to be willing to be like, yeah, you're going to be the piss hole. You're going to be both balls and all the fears for the boner. Yeah. Okay. But yeah. I mean, guys, I've been loosely attached for, what is it?

Like a year now? Yeah. Over a year. I've been loosely attached for over a year. You know, you can't, you can't push me too far back in the past. That's true. Have you had people come up to you and ask you about boner dogs? I actually have.

I'm not surprised. I got so many people that came up to me after the first time we did the podcast, like, yo, heard you guys, heard you on part of my take, man. Yeah. That was awesome. I didn't realize you guys were, you guys were cute too. I was in Cali too. Yeah.

I mean, boner dogs is going to happen. If I were to put money on it, I would say that within five years, the actual movie will be legit. I don't know if it's going to be like full length or what, but I would imagine. I don't doubt that. No. The only question with boner dogs at this point, it's not if it's a when and it's not a when, it's how much money they're going to give us upfront because if they give us

too much, we're just going to blow it. That's the whole thing. Yeah. Like they need to dangle it. They need to dangle something for us because otherwise like someone, the dumbest thing someone could do is someone could just give us a big check and be like, Hey, here you go. Do boner dogs. It'd be like, cool.

And then like 10, you know, like 10 months later, we just have a flip book, but Jimmy Tatru is doing the book. They can't just tell people not to give us a shitload of money. We'll cut this. We'll cut this. That was dumb. I know that if it does happen, you are on the shortlist to play one of the main characters. Okay.

This is good. Yes. This is really good. Also, it's a great time to do animated stuff. Yes. That's all you can. That's all you can really do. That's true.

That's what I would say. Like, have you have you been able to work it all over the summer? Like, how does that? I imagine that like doing zoom related comedy kind of loses its, its like flair after about a week. Did you, you didn't go to my zoom comedy show? I didn't go to the zoom comedy show. You did.

You did. I didn't get the evite. It's, it's fine. You have a real bros see me valley coming out whenever we air this coming out on September 4th. September 4th. And you had to cut it short. Yeah.

Ultimate cliffhanger. Ultimate. Yeah. I, yeah. So to answer your question. Sander is just going on his bachelor party. That's the cliffhanger. Sander is about to go on his bachelor party.

I have been the only work I've really been doing during this time is animated stuff because you can do that like over. So like I'm doing an animated show and an animated movie and they would send me like, you know, sound recording equipment and like I would set up like a little mini studio in my closet and then get on a zoom call with the director and actually get like one of them needed actual like final productions quality sound. And the other one was just kind of like, you know, we're going to ADR it later, but I've been doing some voiceover stuff and we did have to pause a real bros.

I did get COVID. Oh shit. Yeah. That's right. I did. Yeah. And I was like, Hey guys, I don't think I can come into the edit. I have COVID.

How was it? It's a great excuse though. Yeah. And you know, they were like, are you sure you have it? I'm like, guys, we got a pause. Like there's no really getting around this. Yeah. I didn't have it that bad.

I had super, super minor symptoms. Like I was on a trip. We went to Miami and like everyone in my group got it. And like four or five people had like super bad fevers and we're like the sickest they've ever been. I didn't get it that bad. I had pretty minor symptoms, but I just lost my taste and smell for like a month and a half. This was very early on, right?

Yeah. I had it like way before it was cool. Yeah. Yeah. Now it's like, it's actually become not cool anymore. I mean, it's just like so mainstream now. Right. Yeah.

Right. Everyone's talking about it. You like COVID named three of their albums. Right. Didn't think so. Yeah. All the, all the NBA arenas now. Yeah.

I mean, like when I had it, it was so early on that like my symptoms weren't even really on the internet yet because I got it like March 8th was when I found out the lockdown hadn't even happened yet. So like I was like telling my production company like, yo, we got to pause like that. I can't go in and finish the edit right now. Wait. So you, but you were wearing a mask when you came in. So are you, are you of like the mindset that you can get it again?

Cause I feel like if I had it, I would just be like, fuck this. That's how I was at first. Like at first I was like, I had it. I'm invincible. Like I don't need to cough in my mouth. I'm good. Um, not actually, but, um, I don't know. Now I just like the more we find out, the more we realize we know nothing and I don't

want to be like a carrier and like, I don't know. I'm, I've always been like kind of a germaphobe, like I just washed my hands a lot and now I just am feeling like everything I'm touching is like infecting and I've got to like hand sanitize. So I've just been like staying out of cities and we're welcome in New York city. That's just a great move in general to stay out of New York. You were, I, something about your, uh, Instagram and your vibe is just like, I think we talked about this last time, the California teen vibe, but you are just cooler than I'll ever

be. And, uh, you did a road trip that was like, essentially like a Volkswagen commercial where you were just in like all the, the, uh, national parks, living out of an RV, like you, you know what, you see those people on Instagram, living out of an RV. Look cool and romantic. And then I think about like, if I were in that RV, it's smell like farts and like my clothes would be everywhere. Yes.

It looks like shit. For some reason in like all those influencers posts that they put up, there's never any like wrinkled up Taco Bell corner of your car. Yeah. I just know how bad I would smell and like fries in between every single seat. Yeah. You did it like shit. You, you look like, uh, it was actually quite nice.

I was living in, it was like a fucking Pinterest board the whole thing. Yes. Yes. I'm like, I'm like in this van, like God damn it. I look like I'm in a fucking Pinterest commercial right now. So Geyser and then the next day you went on a hike and it's like, oh, and then we cooked over this little Bunsen burner. Like I would have burned the whole thing down.

I would have fucking. Yeah. I can't, I can't take full credit for, for the planning of the trip or the aesthetic. Yeah. Um, but, uh, I definitely reap the benefits of, of the vibe. It does sound like a Subaru commercial mixed in with like one of those like knob Creek whiskey ones where they drink out of a tin glass around a campfire at the end.

It's, it's the road, it's the road trip version of seeing a shirt on a mannequin and being like, ooh, I want that shirt. And then putting it on and be like, Oh yeah, I forgot I have breasts. Yeah. Or like, I watched Jimmy do it and I was like, ooh, I want that. And then like, wait, I'm a fat slob that would like burn everything and fart everywhere. You can attack by their, yeah, right.

Yeah. I actually, it was actually like, it was definitely intense, you know, to, to travel like, you know, we went to like up the California coast over to Montana and then stayed there for like a week and then came down through like Jackson Hole, Yellowstone and did all that stuff. But, um, it went very smoothly. Like it's definitely intense to do it. There's a lot of like upkeep and you're, you know, you're going around in a van.

Yeah. Um, but like we, we cheated a little bit, you know, like we stayed at some hotels. Okay. It wasn't like we weren't roughing it the whole time. That's like when we do grit week. You have to like call ahead to schedule out like certain campsites, right? Yeah. Like you have to take a, you have to be like, Hey, nature.

Can I, am I allowed to sleep there on like the 30th of August? Right. They have like a list set up for you and shit. Yeah. There's like an app that we found that like, let you know, cool campsites like in, in the area. So you can like, it's almost like Airbnb for campsites. Are you not worried about the super volcano?

Are you Yellowstone? Uh, not really. We're very worried. Are you? Well, that's like 2020 has been the year of like all the fear porn online where they just like, they keep playing the hits where they're like, okay, there's murder hornets that are back. There's like, all the bees are dying.

Like global warming is hitting again. Double hurricane, double hurricane pretty soon. They're going to break out the old summer of the shark increase in shark attacks. And oh yeah, the super volcano is still there. There was actually a shark attack at the beach. I was at like two weeks ago. You saw this dolphin super close to shore and we're looking at it like, damn,

that dolphin's really close. And then all of a sudden we hear like an hour later, like that dolphin that you saw got eaten by a shark in front of a bunch of kids. There was blood everywhere. You gotta learn from time to time. Yeah, you gotta learn from time to time. This is how you learned. Have you ever eaten tuna?

You've probably eaten dolphin tuna. Hard knocks life. Um, speaking of bees though, I don't know if you saw my, my Instagram. Oh yes. But for a while, for almost all of 2019, I housed probably the largest bee population west of the Mississippi. Was that intentional or were you, were you harvesting their honey? I wanted to.

That was the goal. Um, I found out about this thing. Chris Hemsworth actually posted like a photo of this flow hive thing that can like, he had like honey on tap. Yeah. It was like, oh my God. The most boring. What's the most bored or rich person can get a flow chart?

What is it called? It's like a, it's a flow high. You put your bees in this box and then the honey filters down into like jars. And that was the goal. And, uh, so everyone was like, you got to get rid of this beehive. Like it was, you know, at the time it was like this big and everyone was like, that's so fucking big, you have to get rid of this. And I was like, we, the bee, we need the bees.

Like we're doing a good thing. Right. I'm not getting rid of the beehive. And then like a huge chunk fell and everyone was like, now you have to get rid of it, but like, you know, I was, I was just went out there with a spoon. I was like scraping the honey off. It was delicious. So I refused to get rid of it.

They built it back. It ended up being like this big, like no joke. It got so big, the whole thing fell off the branch. And it was probably like 80 pounds of hive just on the ground. That's like a metaphor. It's like, you know, the bees, they were great, but they got too big for their own good, destroyed themselves. So sweet.

So the, I saw it fall and then what about it? What did you, what did end up happening? So it was like the, the day it fell was the day I like started my camper van trip. So my roommate called me like, dude, the hive fell dude, like all frantic. I can't even understand a word he was saying. I'm like, I'm like, Kyle, talk to me, man. What's going on? He's like, I just, uh, there's bees everywhere.

There's just like, I couldn't even understand what he was saying. I'm like camping. So I didn't even get back for like two weeks and he hadn't touched it. Obviously it was still on the ground and, uh, it was just this heap of, of beehive. And there was still like, you know, there's still a sizable hive up there in the tree, like that big. I don't think the queen. Oh, so life goes on.

Yeah. Life goes on. Nice. But I called like, you know, my local hive or beekeepers or whatever. And I was like, how do I translate this into something I can, I can get honey on tap from, and she was like, Oh, you shouldn't eat that honey. Like, you don't know, you know, it's African eyes. The bees are like, you don't know, they're mating.

They're like cross mating and you don't want to eat that honey. No, what you did was, I did. It was delicious. She probably asked you for the address and now she's going to show up and harvest your, I don't think that there's a profession in America that gets more really like free advice calls than beekeepers. Yes, Billy, you have like a small hive in your backyard. You just automatically, I'm going to call beekeeper.

Yeah, Billy, you, you, you want to tell Jimmy about African eyes, I mean, you just looked African eyes, honey bees are actually a real problem because they're invasive and they sting more and they're way more aggressive. And they've actually been a huge problem. Oh, wow. I didn't know you guys had a local. I would have stopped talking a long time. He's got a farm.

He's got like every animal out there. Um, last time I just disregard everything I say. No, he actually reads just Wikipedia and then makes up half the facts. So what he just said, very well, could be false. Okay. Like actually most likely is false. I would actually think that their honey would be tastier though, because they're so aggressive about defending it.

Like they, they actually escaped from a lab in Brazil. They're trying to see this is where he's making it up. This is actually true. They escaped from a lab. Yeah, it's a problem. Then they spread. Got it. Huge issue.

Yeah. Into Jimmy's backyard. Is this the plot line of Ant-Man and the Wasp? Yeah. They're Brazilian honeybees. They've got big asses. Escape from a lab. Yeah.

Oh man. See the, the best part about Billy is you just have someone around who you just ask questions to. He says it with enough confidence. It doesn't really matter what he says. And we're just like, okay, that's on, that makes sense. That's really just a secret to life in general. Um, last time we saw you on the big screen was actually not on a big screen

because it was on a, uh, a home release of King of Staten Island. Right. It was intended to be a big screen. It was. Yeah. Which I really enjoy. I thought it was a really good movie. Very good.

We had Bill Burr on here. There's a lot of, uh, there's a lot of Oscar buzz around Bill Burr's performance in that movie. Actually. Yeah. I mean, I thought he, I thought he killed it. I mean, yes, from us, from us, but I thought it was really good in it. So I'll start off by asking you the same question.

I asked him, did you get to kiss Marissa Tomah? I did not. Um, that would have been probably pretty weird, um, for one of the random firefighters, you know, firehouse to, um, but, um, Bill Burr was, is just the coolest, like the coolest guy ever. Yeah. He does not need to be that cool. Like he could still be as cool as he is by being much less cool.

You know what I mean? Yeah. Does that make sense? I agree. Like he's like one of those OG standup comics that like he could be a dick and still be super cool. People would still be like, I love him. Yes.

People would still be like, I love you. You're the man. Right. But he actually is actually like super, super cool and just super nice. And like just, just the best. Did you get, did you get as much screen time as you thought you were going to get? You, I know you have to like, you want to be in a Judd Apatow movie again. Uh, it was actually good that they cut you.

And you should say that. Yeah. Like, yeah. Uh, I thought I might be in a little, a little more. I didn't really know what I was. How does that work though? Well, so I'm like good buddies with Pete. And, um, so I kind of like, I don't usually sign up for something without

really knowing what I'm getting into. But Pete was like, yo, you got to be in my movie. And I was like, yeah, a hundred percent, your movie, Judd Apatow, like a thousand percent, I'm, I'm doing it. So I didn't even really like read a script or anything. We just kind of showed up and, you know, like they had a script, I think. But, um, I didn't, yeah, I didn't really get a script until I handed you the mop. And they're like, here you go.

Just be in the background of this shot. Right. Right. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I came out here for like firefighter training and like we did like a full day of like fire drills and stuff. And like we're in the gear, like, you know, crawling on the floor with one foot on the wall, like putting out real fires and stuff.

Um, and then, yeah, I saw the movie. I was like, did we need to do it? Like could have probably just told us that. Now, did you, do you, how does it work? Do you get paid, you get paid beforehand? So it doesn't matter how much you're in it. You obviously want to be in it more, but it's not like ultimately it's, if they, yeah, you're kind of getting paid for your time, right?

You know, as long as you're, it's like week by week or like there's, I mean, there's a locked in rate before you even get out there. But, you know, I was just happy to be, I just like, you know, Judd Apatow is like, yeah, Judd Apatow. Yes. Can I give you a small line? Right. Here's a good way to think about it.

So you were in that movie with a lot of like superstar legends of the game, comedians and actors, right? Like the, the cast was just like a who's who. Right now you are very much like an up and coming actor. Who's next in line to be in that who's who. So like in the, in the movie, you played a firefighter. That was an up and comer coming onto the force, learning from the big dogs. And you were next up.

It was just an allegory for your career. Yeah. So it's really deep. If you think about it that way, that's a great way to look at it perfectly. That was very nice of you. Yeah, I'll do a meaner way. How much longer can you be considered up and coming before we're just like, this guy's never coming.

I don't know. I think, I don't think I have that much longer. A few more years of being up and coming before it just, you know, that's just it. No, I think you're up and coming. I'd yours, what, 28? 28. I think you have until at least like 33.

And then it's like, okay, what are you? You're either coming or you're washed. Yeah. Five years, five years you got. I think you're, you think you'll ever be like, um, like a big time movie. Maybe not eight, like the main role, but like the, the awesome side kick that everyone really loves. Yeah.

I think I will. Um, I mean, everything, everything has just taken like a long time. Right. You know, and nothing has like happened in my career overnight. Everything has been like such a, such a process. And like every time I've thought like something would really be big, even if it has been big and like propel me super far, it's like, it's just kind of like just, just, just been a slow process.

And I've just kind of accepted that everything's going to take time. Um, and just try not to get discouraged with the process. Just enjoy the process as much as possible. And when you do get frustrated, just nice to like turn around, look and see how far you've come and then put your head down and just keep going. Does it get frustrating at all? And I would imagine it does, but like real bros of Simi Valley is so fucking funny. Like it's one of the funniest things I've watched and I've watched it.

I'm like, why isn't this a TV show? Like who's making the decisions where they're not like, this is fucking genius. Does that get frustrating? We're like, Hey guys, like, I mean, you can't say, Hey guys, this is genius, but I can, it's genius. Well, thank you. Um, I mean, the way that all happened is like, it's funny. Real brothers was never like a big priority of mine.

Like at the time we sold it, it was just kind of like, I was trying to sell something else and we just like, you know, I had already like financed it and we made it for my YouTube channel. So it was like, it was done and all we needed to do to sell it was like, just show Facebook and they were like, yeah, we want that. Right. So like, I didn't really put too much, you know, time into like deciding where it was going to live and everything.

It was just like, Oh, Facebook wants to make this awesome. Let's make it. Um, so I mean, like, I'm happy that we have a place to just make it and put it up and it's free. I watched something like that and I'm like, how is this not a hit across the board when you see other things? You're like, this is not like that funny. And I watched real brothers and I laugh the entire time.

So I don't know that would be on TV though. It doesn't have to be a huge hit. Like I think that the way that turned out ended up being like a massive, massive success and the reality is like network executives for the most part aren't going to look to these other places like Facebook or YouTube until like they have kids that reach the age where their kids can tell them what to watch and what's cool. Right.

And then at that point they'll reach out and then do I really want to be on TV? Like we had a TV show for a day. We left because we didn't feel like that was our scene. So we decided to quit and just said, fuck you. Nothing else. Two middle fingers in the air coming back to the podcasting. But I think like with the different platforms you've been on, you don't need

like, you don't need to be on NBC. Right. Yeah, I don't really want like to your point. Like I don't really want to be. It's not like I don't measure it. The success of the show by like be like where it lives. Yeah. You know, my, I think the show is successful.

It lives on Facebook. People love it. You know, it's a hit where it is. Um, but yeah, it's like these people associate like legitimacy so much with like where it is and like it being on a network platform. I don't think it would belong on a network platform. And right now I just want to be on like as many platforms as possible. I just want more people to see it because I think it's that funny.

That's my thing is like, and I'm sure there's a lot of people who do see it on Facebook, but it's like that's the frustrating part where it's like, you see other shows, less funny shows get promotion and you're like, wait, this show is, is way funnier. Why aren't more, you know, yeah, I mean, it's, it's no red table talks, but it's pretty good. I think I like the memes. I like the, uh, bro, I'm straight up not having a good time meme.

It just applies to every through my favorite one. You've probably seen it as a Jason saying, I'm sure I'm not having a good time, bro. And the caption of it is Poland during World War two. You are, you are becoming like, that is, you are becoming a cult classic in the meme world. Yeah, it's, it, there's a lot of, a lot of memes. I also appreciate, I've been seeing like a lot of sports programs, like tweeting

out, like straight up not having a good time memes. And like also the thing I like the most is I've been seeing, I've been getting tweeted a lot of videos of like, like a college baseball player will like slide into second and then pop up and do the like, this ender move. And I'm like, I love that. I want that to be like an NFL celebration. Get that going. Oh, I'm sure, I'm sure George Kittle would do something like that.

Oh, yeah. He seems like a real big Simi Valley fan. Absolutely. He is a fan of the real brothers. Yeah. Yeah. Saw that coming. We love, we love to, yeah, yeah.

Bortles, RIP. He could do that. Yeah. Um, last time we had you on, you did a, uh, you broke it down really nice for us. The difference between like, was it kickback, uh, party, party access? Was that one of them? Yeah.

I forget what all the different ones were. Yeah, yeah. Can you just, can you just break down the difference between various types of bros in Southern California? Because as far as me and big cat are concerned, there's like, there's one type of bro, we're very myopic and how we, how we were just afraid of all of them. But I'm sure they're like different. There's nuances, right?

From like, Simi Valley to Huntington Beach to Redondo Beach or whatever. Yeah. I mean, there's, there's tons of different, the bros and real bros of Simi Valley are kind of like the deep valley bros. Like they're the ones, you know, with the, the Oakley sunglasses and the tank tops and they all have boats. They all have, they all have boats and jet skis that are attached to their trucks. Um, so that's like one specific kind of.

Do they ever get mad at you? Like, has anyone ever been like, dude, that's fucked up? Honestly, I thought that would happen, but it kind of hasn't. Okay. Yeah. No, I haven't gotten like any, any hate from those, those bros. Okay. They seem to like it.

They're psyched to have representation. Right. Right. They're like, they're showing their kids, like, look, look, that can be you on TV, we can do this. Yeah, right. Right. Okay.

So that's that. That's the Valley bros and then, you know, you got like the, the surfer bros, like the Malibu bros, they're like, you know, the more tan, skinnier, soft blonde hair. Say soft. Oh, I don't know. I'm not going to say soft. Let's move. Somebody might say soft.

More, more pretty. Okay. Pretty. Okay. Okay. Um, what else? NorCal. NorCal is another type of bro in NorCal.

There's some crossover between NorCal and the Simi bros, I think. Where does NorCal start? Is that like Bakersfield? Now Bakersfield is pretty so. Yeah. Okay. Where, where would be the cutoff line? Uh, maybe like San Jose.

Okay. All right. Okay. What about, what about like inland bros? Like, uh, we're, I think Simi bros are kind of inland. They kind of are. Yeah. Because I'm thinking of, um, like, how would you classify?

It's basically a desert, right? Like Simi Valley is a very dry place. Yeah, it is. I mean, it's just like deep valley. So it's not that far from the beach. Yeah. But there's also like a lake out there. So I was just, I remember driving through there and I was like, this

looks like every suburb that I've ever lived in my entire life. Hey, that's the show right there. Yeah. What about like the Diaz brothers? Where are they? They're from 209. Where's that? Who were the there Nate Diaz?

The UFC fighters. Oh, okay. Dallas Braden is from 209. Where's the, where are they from? They're the Sacramento. To an area code. That would be. I can't remember where they're.

Stockton. Modesto. Stockton. Stockton, Modesto. That's up, that's up north, uh, let's circle back to the name Dallas. Braden. Yeah, yeah. Yes.

Yeah. That's an all through a perfect game once. Uh huh. Well, no hitter, but yeah, who is he? He works with us. He used to pitch for the A's, flamed out, but did throw a perfect game. Wow. Dallas Braden is a solid name though.

It's Braden. Dallas. He's a, he's a Cali bro. He's got the Cali bro. He's like, he's got, I don't know where Stockton is, but he's, that's the Nate Diaz. Like they're intimidated, intimidating in their own right. I love a good full name, like a good, you know, just a name that you hear and you're like, wow, that just flows nicely.

It's a, it paints you a picture before you even meet him and you probably get the exact picture correctly. Right. Absolutely. Yeah. It's an absolute badass. I was, uh, I was looking through your filmography before he came here and I saw you were in a movie called, see, last time you did this, you pulled up my

stats from like high school and, you know, what was it? 1.6 points per game. Yeah, it was, it was a little less than Skip Bayless. Yeah, you average like half of that one tournament that you went off. I appreciate you remembering. Yes, I do. Fucking balled out that tournament. Yeah.

I mean, you know, as I said last time, you know, I don't think all the games were recorded 1.7 points per game. I'm sorry, but you had the point one assist per game and then 1.2 rebounds. But if you look, you may notice only like two games were recorded or maybe three. Yeah, or 10. You also seem like this might be, I don't even think there's a mean thing to say, but you also seem like the kid who was way taller than everyone when he was 12 and stopped growing.

No, I was. I was just short. OK, I just stayed short the whole time. Yeah, you had it. Yeah. So you have that like alpha energy where you're like, oh, that kid was a boss when he was like 12. I was not a boss ever grew ever again.

No, I had like a big, I had a big gap in my teeth and in sophomore year, I had like the the beaver swoosh and braces. So I don't know if it was alpha energy coming out of me. Oh, there's some good pictures over here. So they've got you on max preps. Somehow somebody uploaded yourself to max preps. You had some fucking cankles back in high school, huh? Cankles.

Yeah, at least in this one picture. Look at this picture. There's no ankle there. I mean, those are just the calves. Yeah, those are just just. You also give off the alpha energy because you're you're an LA guy who went to Arizona, which I just figured like, holy shit, that guy has had his shirt off for like half his life. And I take my shirt off.

Never. I mean, you're looking pretty jacked right now. I'm wearing a black shirt today. So thank you. That's all it takes. Yeah. Yeah. But you you have also when you go to Arizona, you just basically pop your shirt off right when you get off the plane. You're like, all right, let's party for the next four years. Is that not wrong?

You're not wrong. Yeah, right. You're not wrong about that. Right. I know I'm right. Sandler does that too. Right. Sandler's always taking his shirt off because like he's low key. That's why he wears like all the big clothes around his friends. Right. Because that way when he takes his shirt off around them, they're like, holy fuck, Sandler's actually swole.

So like it's a good like undersell over deliver technique. So you don't want to be too jacked. Like if you're too jacked, like there's some people that take their shirt off and I'm like, dude, if I was that jack, I would be uncomfortable. It's a problem. Taking my shirt off because I would people would be like, OK, calm the fuck down. It's soccer guy hot. It tells me soccer guys have like the part like the body that every every chick wants now.

Soccer guys, they love to take their shirts off. Right. Because they're not jacked, but they're like have a six pack. You know what? I don't like when soccer guys rip their shirts off. Like they score a goal, right? They rip their shirt off. Sure, you're happy. You want to rip your shirt off, whatever. But when they adjust their like their waistline and pull it down a little bit, they show the dick line. It's like, come on, man. Yeah, yeah, well, I think they shave before the games, too.

They're like they're hairless or maybe just from playing soccer. You just develop a lack of hair on your body. But I was going to say, I saw that you were in a movie called How to Have Sex on a Plane. Whoa. What was that about? That my IMDb, there's some of my YouTube videos have been have been uploaded to IMDb, like, I guess either like, you know, someone that was in it wanted to put it on IMDb or something. So that's just a YouTube sketch that I did.

That's actually my most pissed off being on your IMDb page. Got it. OK, yeah. Got it. Yeah, just listed your character as lead guy. Yeah, I didn't do that. I actually tried to get it taken off because we can get that figured out for you. It's harder than you think. Really? Yeah, IMDb is forever.

But that would be a shame. I was actually my my most viewed YouTube video. Oh, wow. Do you know how many you have? My guess is the last I checked, it was like 50 million or something. So it'd be bad if someone put like lead scrotum boner dogs twenty twenty two on your in production. It is in production, right? That would be that would be bad. Lead scrotum.

Yeah, I want to maybe work with that character name a little bit. Fox. Yeah, you have like 60 million views on this. Holy shit. That video was actually a real idea that I had. To have sex on a plane. Yeah, I pitched it to my ex-girlfriend. You pitched it like this is a meeting that you had with the boy. It was like a half joking pitch. But I was like, you know, I was talking about joining the Mile High Club

and I'm like the move is like everyone thinks like you sneak to the bathroom and, you know, you like sneak it, but it's like it's so obvious. You both walk into the bathroom. Everyone knows what's going on. So I'm like, you got to fake an argument, right? You start screaming at each other, but you're embarrassed. You don't want to have a screaming argument in front of everyone on this plane. So you're like, let's go finish this screaming argument in the bathroom.

So you keep screaming in the bathroom, pretending you're arguing. But little do they know you're actually having sex, but you just need to keep screaming at each other the whole time. And then you finally finish the argument and you walked out. But that's very smart. And you're like, sorry about that, everybody. We just had to work that out. I always. So anytime it's occurred to me, like maybe you could join the Mile High Club.

I've always just thought like going back to your seat, everyone will stare at you. And then like what happens in the sky? Can a flight attendant like arrest you? Can they come up and be like, sir, you need to come with me? Because I would crack like that. And I think any guy would, but it wouldn't be from the flight attendant saying, like, I think you were having sex in the bathroom. Tell me if all they would have to say would be like,

you just got laid in the bathroom. That is so awesome. And I'd be like, yeah, it was. And they got you. That's that's the easiest way. Yes. Yes. All right. So, Jimmy, you are a diehard Laker fan. Yeah. If the Lakers win this year, where you agree, it doesn't count, right? OK, well, whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean, we all agree.

I think it counts. No. It only if LeBron loses. What doesn't count about it? It's a bubble. It's like a Mickey Mouse situation. There's no like a fake fans. Yeah. So you're saying because there's no fans, it doesn't actually count. So then what? The NFL is not going to count. No, no, no, no.

It's different. It's different. Well, it depends on why. Why is the NFL different? What about baseball? Well, it depends on who wins the World Series. Like if the Lakers win, I see what's always at a neutral location. True. That's a good point, Hank. Great point.

Also, they're going to be playing in the real stadiums. They're not going to be playing like Walt Disney World. Yeah. So the NBA, they're playing like in front of like me characters, basically. Right. I don't know. I think it definitely still counts. Is LeBron your favorite Laker of all time? Absolutely not.

I mean, Kobe's my favorite Laker of all time. He will never that will never change. What if LeBron wins seven titles in a row? I will be very thankful of LeBron for doing that for for Kobe's team. Eight titles in a row. Caruso. Yeah, I hope he does, man. I hope he does. And I would I would really appreciate them doing that for Kobe's program.

It becomes Caruso City. Alex Caruso gets a mural. What if Dwight Howard wins ten in a row? Oh, man, I. You know, I. You don't have to say anything more. Dwight, I have mixed feelings about Dwight Howard. I'm happy he's on the team and you know, doing well in his role.

But it's hard to forgive him for, you know, his complete dud of a season. Right. Back when back when we could have got Chris Paul and Dwight Howard, it's just, you know, the whole thing brings up some bad memories. And wait, so you're obviously Rams, not Chargers, right? Yeah, OK. Yeah. But I mean, the Clippers are obviously no one who's actually from LA

possibly could care about the Clippers. Are you worried? And if you are a Clippers fan, you're clearly not from LA. Oh, I like that. They should move to San Diego. What about Malcolm in the Middle? I would love for them to move to San Diego. Oh, so you hate the Clippers?

I am out. I never cared about the Clippers. You know, I like it was always just like, sure, you guys can you guys can be here, too. It's fine. It's like, you know, we can, you know, you can share whatever. Right. And then the second they get a little bit good, it's just from all these Clipper fans coming out of the woodworks. Just they just want to yap. They want to talk about how they're the team of LA.

And it's just like, shut up. We let you be here. Just just be grateful. Right. Go to San Diego. Take the Chargers with you, too. Just just just get out of here. So if the Clippers beat the Lakers this year, are you then saying it doesn't count? I wouldn't say it doesn't count.

I would just be, I would just pretend it doesn't count. That would be a tough one. I think that would make LeBron like the biggest disappointment of all Lakers of all time. Well, if he doesn't win any titles and he loses against your if he loses rivals, that would be that would be tough. Yeah, takeaways, purple and gold. Yeah, LeBron, you know, he needs he needs to bring the title home this year. Would you say he's been a disappointment thus far?

No, I wouldn't. He hasn't won a title yet. I mean, he's second year didn't make the playoffs first year. Didn't even make the playoffs first year. Fade away all his teammates. Yeah, Lonzo Ball was going to be a Laker for life. Going bald. We got a we were the best team in the league this year.

We're going to hopefully knock on wood when that champion. Which doesn't really count. It counts, though. It does. No, like you won't put up a banner. A banner. What do you mean a banner? Like you won't put a banner up.

We won the bubble. That is like a bubble. Who cares? I mean, I'm not going to count it in LeBron's record unless he loses. It's not like the competition isn't still good out there. It's not like these players are like playing like they're in a bubble. Ah, some of them are. Yeah, like I would say like the the buck stink.

The Suns have played like they're in a bubble because they don't play well outside. We just want to discredit LeBron in any way possible. So there's really nothing. You guys hate LeBron. Yeah, I just it's far as the thing. I hated LeBron. Yeah, I hated him.

In when he went to the heat and he did the whole not one, not two, not three. And Clan, he was going to win like nine championships when he did that. I was like, fuck you, LeBron. I'm taking my talents to my I was like, fuck that. I didn't like him at all. And then he went back to Cleveland. And I just I found it too hard to hate on him. Just for what he did when he was like twenty six.

So I forgave him for his now that he's immature. Yeah, now you're like, oh, no, I like the whole time he was on the on the cast when he went back to Cleveland. I was like, I respect you for doing that. He brought a championship home to his hometown. I was like, very respectable. You know, I can't I can't hate on you anymore. Your Miami days are behind you.

And now he's on the lake. He just happens to be on the lake. Well, what was very obviously happening was you were you were seeing into the future. You're like, wait, he's going to be a free agent in two years. He's probably going to come to L.A. I will pre forgive him so that when he comes to L.A. I won't have to like change my mind all of a sudden. I completely I got to a point

where I wasn't everyone was saying like LeBron might come. And I was just like, I don't want to expect anything because every time this happens, like there's just so many rumors of people coming and it just it never happened. So when it did happen, I was just, you know, I'm of the mindset that like LeBron James is the best basketball player of all time, but he's also so fun to watch like watching him fuck up all the time, like fuck up the small little things like when, for example,

he's always reading a book and he's always on the first page of the book, like meaning he probably doesn't actually sit down and read through all these things. He just likes being photographed, holding a book in his hands. All the things were like he's shown up to the game, holding a glass of wine, like walking underneath the tunnel so that the cameras are on. Like all that stuff is fucking hilarious to make fun of him for. And he gives people a lot of material, but I think he is the best. No, you don't think I do.

No, you don't. Who do you think is the best? Jordan, it's not even close. Ron is four, four. It's Jordan one, Shaq two, Anthony Davis, three. Whoa, coming in with 80. This is I mean, the Laker Dan thing. I actually when when the when Kobe passed away and I had the night before I had been talking about LeBron was my number one

Laker of all time. I remember I texted you like a week later and that was the first time I was like, oh, shit, like, because you were like, that's not funny. I mean, dude, the honestly, it sounds kind of crazy, but like, I mean, I'm luckily enough. I haven't had like a close family member pass away. So like Kobe's death was the hardest of death has ever hit me by far. And like I cried for weeks.

Like, like I just was I've never been so sad. I just didn't think it was I was capable of being that sad. And there's, you know, that song stay scheming when it's like, but you wasn't with me shooting in the gym. Yeah. Like he like drops Kobe's name in that in that part. And I was just like, this was like a month after. And I'm like in my car, just like vibing.

I was like, having a great day. I'm dancing to the song. And then I just said that line and I just kind of sat there for a second. And then it just came over me and I started crying in the car by myself. Like I went from just like, yeah, and then just crying. And then I just started cracking up at how ridiculous that must have looked. Sports. Listen, you can cry at sports. Yeah. So if anyone saw that span of 60 seconds, they would have been like,

that guy's a fucking losing dance to cry and then laughed in 30 seconds. That's a hell of a day, though, as Jimmy V would say, right? Yes. If you can dance, cry, come and laugh in the same day. That's a hell of a day. How did you know I came? I came right after. I mean, I could tell you're up and coming. That's your body. You just described your body being so confused.

It was just like expelling liquids from various places. Going everywhere. Yes, I better not in shit. All right. So, Jimmy, you got September 4th. Real bros of CME Valley's out. Yeah, I have my last question. It is the me on these question me on these dot com slash PMT to get 15% off your first purchase.

My question is actually not a question. It's just Billy. Just take the mic and start talking to Jimmy. He's your he's your idol that I'm a budding up and coming. That's being myself. I I'm in a impromptu right off the bat. This this crash and burn Billy's going to try to sound very smart. But he instead, you said, there's being like,

yeah, not how do you say it? It's the PN or the P. Anyway, I'm a huge fan of the show. I was actually me and my buddies were real bros of CME Valley for Halloween. Oh, wow. Well, that wasn't Halloween, Billy. You went you went to me face. What? Yeah, it was actually hilarious.

But I'm a huge fan of the show. Who are you? Well, actually, so I was dunking. I don't actually look like a good dunking, but my buddy looked really good as the whole picture. Get a picture. Let's go. Black tank top is hilarious. This is the guy said that, you know, he's your he's your idol.

I think he's a bro. He is a bro. I think I'd be a great rancho bro. Did you ever get an extra or any other different valleys? You'll tell me how much the rancho bros, you know, I don't want to give too much away, but the rancho bros have kind of disbanded. And yeah, some of them went to del Vista. Yes, some of the rancho bros are over in del Vista now,

repping del Vista pretty hard. Well, it's need a del Vista, bro. OK, this is Billy's real voice. Yeah, no, this is not putting his son up. Really? Tell I was going to put on a fake voice to pretend I'm a. No, no, no, no. I'm a budding that being like OK. Well, OK, I'm putting on a fake voice.

I always thought it'd be funny if I like I already fucked this up. But like if I had just like gotten really good at like a British accent. Yeah. And then when I did like talk shows and stuff or like podcasts that came on like as a British guy and everyone's like, he's British. Yeah, that always fucks me. Like when you see Adele talk, it's like she's got the most beautiful voice in the world and she's like, thank you very much. Thank you. Yeah, he's not.

When he did after watching the wire and then you're like, what? He's British. OK, right. It's like it's always these people and they all have British accents. Yes, all the best actors. You should do that. Who's he got from Wales? A Sean Connery. No, no. Wait, Billy, go back to what you were just saying. You you want to be extra?

I think I could fit it. I think I could tell how much you squat and bench. I benched 300 pounds and I squat like somewhere over 400. I said 300. Yeah. What about what do you squat? What do you squat? Four fifteen, five times. Five. OK. Perfect.

Billy, tell him about the car that you wanted to buy. Oh, yeah, I found this like super souped up Humvee, like, but it's what kind of Humvee? I really think I could play a role here. OK, but it's it's really worth a team. It was like also a truck, right? OK, cool, cool. It also had a truck in it.

What? What color? What color? It was actually it was camo green. Camo. OK. Street legal. Billy definitely watches real CDs, like this is a reality show, like an actual reality show. Well, you know, I'll pass on if there's a season four. Dunk surf. I mean, season three has already been

already been shot. I was thinking Billy could be a real bro of Silicon Valley and he could be like, I don't know, like a cousin. And he's trying to pitch pitch your app. Tell him about your app, Billy. Oh, I this I this app idea where it's like ways for going out. So you know how ways is like crowd. You crowd source information on.

I hate I had a similar idea. I think everyone who's been at a crowded bar has had this. No, but it's like a crowd crowd source information on like what's crowded, like the vibe, like basically lines for clothes. The ratio, the ratio ratio ratio ratio. That's a great idea. Yeah, so which bouncers are soft on I.D. You're 21 now.

That's really where it like came to me when I was like, like, where can I get it to bars? I thought about that for like lines, you know? Yeah, yeah, there was like one for lines. And then like you like insert a payment option. Actually, you should cut this because this might be like this could work. Invite him on your podcast. This is what I'm talking about.

Now invite him on your podcast and we'll finish. We got to cut this. Yeah. They're gonna take it. This is gonna take off. Hey, do you want to come on my podcast? When where's your podcast? It's it's like daily so we can fit you in any time.

It's basically it's called like who's on steroids and we just guess who's on steroids. And then we. OK. Evidence. OK. You got anyone you think you can think of that, I think is on steroids. Yeah.

Oh, actually. Yeah. Probably. Probably. Itch, itch, itch. I'm totally going to take advantage of my time on the mic. But how is filming with the Blue Mountain State guys? That was it was a lot of fun.

It was like, yeah, it was a crazy. It was probably pretty similar to what you'd expect. Yeah. So that's that is like a family man with kids and stuff. Billy gave us a list of six questions. And they were all along the lines of here's number five. American Vandal was sick. That was his question.

And then the one about Blue Mountain State was like Blue Mountain State's cast. He tried to like write like use use lofty language to write the exact same question. Blue Mountain State's cast has been notoriously close and tight knit throughout. How did you work into this dynamic as an outsider in the filming, but also in extremely fitting addition? Any stories from the set? That's just Billy's way of saying it was Blue Mountain State was sick. Right.

So sick question mark. I definitely have some stories from the set. Yeah, I don't know if I don't know if now is a good time. But yeah, I mean, it was it was very eventful. We were in North Carolina the whole time. And like I said, it was probably pretty similar to what you'd expect. Yeah, not from that, but mostly from the in detail. Explain to Billy how sick it was.

So yeah, something you can go faff too late. So freaking sick. Quick question. What was sicker, 22 Jump Street or Blue Mountain State set? Man. When you say sicker, I would say, I mean, I think it was more. I had more fun. I learned a lot more on the 22 Jump Street set.

And I got to work with like, you know, Phil Lord and Chris Miller, who just, you know, are like the biggest geniuses and Jonah Hill. And like, you know, people that are like, I don't know, I've really looked up to for a long time. Um, Blue Mountain State was a lot of fun, but Jump Street was just like a. I mean, I was just an amazing experience. Yeah, I think you did an amazing role as Rooster. I just gotta say, it was awesome.

Great job, Billy. OK, I've been a fan since your TFM days. So like, this is kind of so strong. Hey, I appreciate you, man. All right, thank you, Billy. That was that was wonderful. I don't even know if I can if I can in on anything stronger. I just know he's been just sitting behind just every time you say

something, he's just like, I just want to say it was kind of fucked up that you didn't do that Gal Gadot thing where you did the the montage of when everybody was getting sick with coronavirus. Oh, my God, dude, I saw that and I was just like, oh, man, this is bad. Really bad. This is bad. Really bad. Yeah, it was almost so bad. I thought they were joking. Like this is funny, right?

But they weren't wait. But that so that didn't that didn't cure. Well, for a little bit, I think none of them got it. Yeah, that's why probably why you got it because you weren't. Oh, yeah, you didn't post a video. Did you post like anything on Instagram about like my heart's my heart and thoughts go out to all the victims? I I don't think I don't know if I did.

No, but I did have it. So for all the people that think it's fake, it is it is real. I wear a mask. You got to eat that every day on Twitter. I have to. Yeah. Yeah. Was it was it sick to just like take shots of vodka and tequila afterwards, not having any taste whatsoever, you just rip everything.

That was it was just it sucked not having smell and taste. It was just annoying. Like it was just like it's really just a bummer, you know, like I could taste stuff, but it was like I couldn't really. Get the intricacies. Yeah, of taste and smell. Yeah, those slim gyms just didn't snap the same way. They just didn't. Yeah. Fuck.

All right. Well, Jimmy, this has been awesome, man. Thank you for coming by. Of course. What? Oh, you got the picture. Let's see it. Let's see it. Billy's got the picture of him as real pros for Halloween. I love that. This is the most star struck he's ever been. And we've had, you know, Arod was here like two days ago. Jim Florentine is coming tomorrow for you. He's pretty pumped about that.

Yeah, we're coming back hot with the the bachelor party. I'm pumped for the batch. Cabo was supposed to be one episode. It ended up being so on got split into two. So wait, how many episodes we got left for? Four episodes are supposed to be three episodes. We got two Cabo episodes and the wedding. I assume. And then we got actually two and a half episodes

in a Cabo, like a lot of episode ten is still in Cabo. And they get back. They got the rehearsal dinner. Oh, nice. She goes down and then, you know, episode 11 may or may not be the wedding. OK, September 4th. Get excited. September 4th. Jimmy, thank you so much. We appreciate it, man. Hey, thanks for having me, guys.

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double interview for Bill's Mafia. We love Bill's Mafia. We're honorary members of Bill's Mafia. It is Josh Allen starting quarterback and Tredavious White, who is an incredible, incredible player for the Bills as well. Cornerback, Tredavious White. Trey, should we say Trey? We're going to say Trey.

Yeah, that's fine. OK. What are you pointing at me? All right, so let's start. I actually wanted to start with you, Josh. You were trending today. Did you realize that? Why? What I do? You threw a fucking sick bomb in practice.

For all the right reasons you were trending. All right, good. That's a good thing. So how do you feel right now, like getting into camp? Have you changed anything? Because people are like, holy shit, look at Josh Allen. I'm like, that's how he always looks. He just throws bombs down the field. Yeah, I mean, I just, you know, we worked hard in the off season.

We got to we got some guys to throw to now. So it's it's always a good thing to get the ball in their hands. Yeah, do you realize, though, like when when teams post these videos on Twitter of their quarterbacks throwing spirals in slow motion? How sweet it looks. Are you thinking about that when you're practicing? No, I know how sweet it looks, but it's not anything I think about. You know, I'm not thinking, you know, shit, that one wasn't spiraling too great.

So I know that they're not going to put it on social media, though. It's going to be it's going to be the good throws, right? That's true. Yeah, they curate that. Well, no, we choose to believe that that's what all your passes look like. Correct. Perfect spirals. I'm with you there. Seventy five. Yeah, they don't trace. Is he hard to intercept and practice?

Hell, yeah. If you want to broke finger dislocated finger. Yeah, you want to intercept it, but I'm just going to knock it down. I'm not going. I'm not wasting my time. There you go. I did not go miss a game trying to intercept the ball in practice. I saw the other day he threw a bomb over you. They called you out like all the reporters that were watching. They're like, yeah, Josh just to like a bomb to John Brown.

The offense ball started. So the play was already dead. So, you know, you know how you know how the internet is, man. They always try to tell you down, man. Doesn't matter to fall. So yeah, they did not include the fact that it was a false start on that one. But did you know it was a false start? Yeah, I did. That's why I stopped.

No, you're lying now. Trey, so you were we're good friends. I'm going to say we're good friends with coach. Oh, you played for him for half a season. Are you guys sitting in the same room? No. No, no. Yeah. So, coach, oh, what was it like to play for him? And do you have any great stories because we love him so, so much.

It was great, man. The energy he brought, we needed. We needed to change at that particular moment. We a team got stagnant because Coach Miles had been there for. 12, 13 years, and it was the same message. And we had young we had a young team and those guys needed some rebuff and he brought the energy and just guys love the play for him, man. He's complete. Coach Miles was the players coach, too.

But coach, oh, is the complete players coach. I mean, he takes his players. He takes what they what they say to heart. And he works with the players, man, even though if you tell him you saw something like that, he just give you give you the reason to want to walk home. So, I mean, he continues to check on us and stuff like that. So he was he was a drill to play for.

And I really enjoyed it for the last eight weeks. I have. Well, I have to mention, I went to the University of Wisconsin and we don't get a lot of big time wins. But Wisconsin actually was part of the reason why Coach O got the job because you got Bart Houston in Lambo. Can you believe that you lost to Bart Houston? No, actually, Wisconsin was very good that year. I think they got up to like number three in the country.

So they were very good. But we were expecting to win, man. We did not expect to go up there and lose. But it was a tough game. Those guys were really good. And we they really shocked us to be honest. They shocked us. They was able to run with us.

And their defense was really good for all the athletes we had on the field. But they had a great, great, great group of guys that day. I'm going to just take what you just said and just say big 10 speed, baby. There you go. Speaking of Wisconsin, I mean, Coach Doug's going to turn it down. I'm still confused about the whole ordeal there. No, I'm going to come back. So, Josh, I appreciate because you've always been your day one ride or die guy

with Coach Doug's. I always felt bad when you and Jared Goff would be like, how do you not see anything out there? Like, are you really this bad at the game? But you guys stuck with me. He is going to come back eventually at some point when everyone least expects it. Oh, Trey's like, what the hell is going on, Coach Doug's? It's a made up game, made up video game coach that I started playing NCAA 14

when the pandemic was going on and there were no sports on. So I would just go online every night and play and a bunch of people would watch and Josh would watch and be like, dude, how like I'm trusting in you, but you're not very good at this game. And I figured it out eventually. You did. Yeah. And you did win a title with LSU, right?

I won a title with LSU. Three-time national champion. Trey, were you down in New Orleans for the national champion? I wasn't missing from nothing in the world. That's the only how I got over the playoffs in Houston. There you go. This is the only how I got over. It was such a fun time, Tyler.

Did you cry when they won? No, I did, but I celebrated like I won. Because those guys got a ring for all of the guys that came before them, especially the 2011 team that lost the last time the national championship was in New Orleans. So all those guys were back. So we had a great, great celebration in the locker room for those young guys. I noticed you didn't hand out any money like Odell. So are you, are you even a real tiger?

I'm a real tiger, but I don't have no money to pass out. You got to get your money from Josh. No. No, no. Trey will have enough here. Come here soon enough. There we go. There we go.

Let's start the talk. We can put it to bed though, that LSU is now officially DBU, right? Not Texas? Hold on. That's LSU been DBU. I mean, Texas got a lot of great DBs that came out. But if you just look as a late man and how it's not just we're putting them out in the pros, we're actually having guys that perform well in the pros.

So that's the thing. Yeah. Yeah. Josh, I want to talk to you real quick about kind of a back and forth that's been brewing. It's been bubbling for the last year and a half, almost two years. And that's the impending throw off between yourself and Patrick Mahomes to see who can who can carry the ball a little bit further in the air. I noticed on the schedule that Kansas City is coming up to Buffalo on October 15th,

a Thursday night game. Yeah. I was thinking maybe that week we travel up there, maybe host a throw off. I don't know what your schedule is like that week. And then the winner gets Patrick Mahomes' contract. That's right. I always talk to the guys, you know. Winner gets to switch.

So like winner, no matter who wins, we switch. Yeah. Perfect. It's perfect. I like that. I had to be found to be okay with that as long as he won the competition. But you know, I'd be okay losing that one. So you'd be okay losing.

Let's say he went out there, he throws the ball 76 yards. You would tank. You would throw 65 yards. And you'd have to suffer the wrath of that for the rest of your career as being the beta to his alpha. And your only consolation prize would be $500 million. You could sleep with that? Maybe.

I don't know. I'll have to ponder over that delay that I have here pretty soon. So I'll keep thinking about it. Okay. $500 million. I'm deflating the football story. Trey, how far do you think, because you're at least slightly unbiased, Josh obviously can tell us how far he throws.

But how far do you think Josh can actually throw football? Just warmed up from the one yard line? Yep. He can go over 80 for sure. Over 80? Over 80. I think he can close to 80. I'm going to give him between 75 and 79.

I think he can throw it 80. But I'm just going to go in the back end. But I think it's plus 75 for sure. What do you think, Josh? It's right around the 80 mark. I'd go with it. I think the other day was down and traveling pretty far, huh, Trey? There you go.

Are you thinking that- We had to burn it up, but yeah. What do you do? Just play. Did he take the top off the defense and throw it over you guys? That's the play he was talking about, which I guys were talking about earlier. I thought that I had an interception as I was looking at it. And as the ball continued to travel and get farther down the field,

I just noticed it was going over my head. But I'm running at top speed. I feel like this is a year- You said you gave up on the play though, because it was a false start. Good point. I was trying to catch back up. You got fact-checked on that one, Trey. But then I went with my hamstring trying to catch the ball.

Yeah, don't get hurt. No soft tissue injuries this early in the season. Josh, do you think that this is the year that you're going to be able to throw it out of New Era Stadium or New Era Field? Because- No, it's not New Era Field anymore. What is it now? Unnamed.

Unnamed. You want to buy the name of it. TB Day, the part it might take. I'm all in on that, by the way. You're all in on the Barstool stadium. Yes. Hell no. Trey White Golden Academy.

So how did that get started, Trey? I know that you always talk about Trey White Golden Academy. That's how you introduced yourself on Sunday Night Football, right? What is that? Yeah. I mean, it was something that I kind of joked around with. We actually had a Sabres game and I had a cam crew from the team. They were a family for something.

And I think that the Sabres gave up a goal or something. And I was like, whoever the goalie is to do better, he should come down to the Trey White Golden Academy in Louisiana for some lessons. And he'll be a hell of a goalie. It stuck with, it kind of just stuck around in. The Pugolas and the team wanted to do some, some apparel and some hats and stuff like that. So, and it actually was selling.

It's actually selling still. So I'm pretty happy about that stupid on a normal day. I love it. I, so I'm happy we have both of you here because we'll start with you, Josh. And then we'll go to Trey. But no, if there are no fans at all in the NFL season, I would have to think it helps the offense more than the defense, right? Like, have you thought about how it's going to work when you have no fans and you're trying

to run an offense, Josh? Yeah. I mean, when you, when you go away and you go into a hostile environment, it kind of changes everything. The verb is that you're able to use it the line of scrimmage, third downs are so much tougher because you get screaming and play clocks running down. You can't make adjustments super late. You got to go, um, you know, on the silent count, but now with no fans, you're going

to be able to say everything at the line, kind of take your time. So it's, it's definitely advantage for the offense, but even at home, now our defense can talk. They can hear what the offense is saying. They can make their adjustments as they go along the game too, because the defense at home has kind of deal with the same thing that we deal with on the road. Interesting. So Trey, are you, are you noticing or will you, do you think it's going to help you guys

in the long, long term this year being able to talk more? Or is it just another thing that's going to hurt defenses in the NFL where you guys are like, we can't do anything about it. I feel like our crowd has a, has a huge factor, especially for the home games and, and, and disrupting the opposing quarterback. So I feel like, uh, no matter what, it's already tough enough to guard these guys and open space in the league. And then if you take out the fact that those guys can't, they, they, they, that they could

going to be able to communicate much more on third downs, which is the most important down on, on, on doing, doing the drive. I think it's going to be definitely a tough, a tough deal for us to deal with this year as far as just at home games too. What about, what about adrenaline? Are you worried about that at all Trey? Like getting pumped up for a game, not, not running out of the tunnel kind of thing. I get pumped up just to go and compete, man.

I, my whole thing is I don't want to be embarrassed on the field. So I'm going to be pumped up pretty much every, every, every Sunday. I'll be ready to go. Yeah, Josh, but I tell you this, it's going, you're going to see who really love the game when it comes to not having the cameras around and the fans around and see who really going to be out there really playing hard for sure still. Yeah, it's going to be, it's going to be a lot easier to just quit at halftime and drive home in a season without any fans.

Here you go. See, that's why I ain't want to come on here. Because Trey, I saw, I saw your Instagram video that you did with Shady, where you did an impression of Vonte. He does the best Vonte impression. Can you bring that back out? I want to hear it. It's so funny.

Oh, so what, what you want to hear about? I just do it like, Which part? The whole thing. Start at halftime. Start in the lobby. Young man's game. Okay.

So, I mean, he had just made a, a crucial third down stop, like 34. I think he stopped these droves and hit the receiver, fits up, you know, getting the crowd pumped up. So, you know, things are going wrong, going on. And then he just sat down next to me like it's like third down the office on the field. He like, yeah, because he usually have his tape cook all the way up here. Like he taped his wrist all the way up to his elbow. So, he get to taking all that out.

He was like, yeah, young boy, I think I'm done. I can't do it no more. He said, I think this is my last go round. So, I looked at it. I'm like, what you mean? Like this show last, like, I know this show last year. I understand it. I'm like, he was like, no, this is my last game.

I ain't gotta go more, man. It's a young man's game. He said, he said, he said, yeah, man, y'all got it. I'm done, coach. I can't, I'm not going back out there. So, he was just taking everything off. Just casually taking everything off. Cool.

I was like, all right, bro. Come halftime, he went up to the dressing room. We come in, he was gone. He was gone. I kind of respected it a weird way. Yeah, go ahead, sorry. The next day, I called him and he picked up the phone. Like, he just didn't make history.

Like, he wasn't the first person to retire halftime. He was like, I was like, he picked up the phone. He was like, what's up, boy? What's up, young boy? I was like, you good, bro? He was like, yeah, I'm good. I'm just chilling in the crib. I said, hey, yeah, we just don't give you a quick 48 hours to,

you know, we thank this. We know you're going to come back. He was like, nah, I'm done. I don't want to get up. I don't want to just pull up and be something that's done. Who the hell? I kind of in a weird way respected, though, because like, obviously leaving at halftime

might put a bad, you know, taste in everyone's mouth being like, you just left us all high and dry halftime. But being like, yeah, I don't have it anymore. And like, I can't help you guys win. I'm done. That's a little bit respectable. I'd rather have a guy do that than stick around. That's Bonte Davis out there.

Like, that's Bonte Davis. Like, he's still going to be respected no matter what. So that's what we were saying. Yeah. But you leave us a halftime. Come on, man. He opted out. That's all he did.

He just said, you know what, I'm done. If he had stuck around and his heart wasn't in it, then that would end up being like a drag on the rest of the team. But it was crazy. He waits like a game. We had underdressed three corners. And the other corner that we had got hurt on Special Team. So he was the only corner that was left.

OK, that's yeah. With how they halftime. So he doesn't have to throw somebody in there. Maybe wait till after the game. But still, I kind of like, I do respect it because nobody else has done it before. So like, hats off to him. He's a trendsetter.

That's how he was able to do that fan dual commercial. That's right. That's right. End up making him money. Long play. Just walk away. Yeah. Yeah, just walk away.

Josh, I hope one thing that you guys keep in the playbook for this year. I know you got a lot of shit for it, but the go route to the fullback. And I think that you should try it again, because now's the last time anyone's going to be expecting it. Because they saw what happened in the last time around where it was.

It was like, OK, that's a pretty obvious mistake that he made. Shouldn't have done that. But now nobody's going to look to defend it. Yeah. I mean, we like our fullback here and Pat DiMarco. And you guys didn't give him enough assists. I know you guys made your own fullback assist.

Yeah. If you go back and watch some of these quarterback sneaks that I had, he was right there pushing me. And so I'm going to need a recount on those. OK, we'll get Jake to look into that. Jake's keeping the stats on that. Well, we can readjust. But this year, we're going to be keeping a very, very close

watch on those. Perfect. Trey, have you buried the hatchet with not that it's on you, but with Gronk after the famous Gronk slam? See, I mean, I never talked to him. OK. Yeah. Yeah.

I think that's pretty much that's over and done with. I don't think. Well, people still talk about this till this day. Like, people still talk about that. It was crazy. I mean, Gronk lost his mind for a minute. He only got one game suspension for that, bro. Yeah.

Now, imagine if that was me, though, got mad that I didn't get a sack on Tom Brady. Now, I did that Tom Brady. How do you think, like, what would have been my punishment for doing that to Tom Brady? A little bit more than one week, I'd say. Man, see? They don't value my life, man.

Probably now. They don't value my life back then as a rookie, man. Assault. Yeah. It was assault. It was big time assault. It was definitely assault. Definitely assault.

I was hoping. Hey, but one more thing, though. I understand y'all, Big John's, Yallon Fan, and stuff like that. Why y'all didn't make a draft trade? Why y'all come? But y'all did it for Josh Ellington. We should have.

Yeah, in retrospect, Josh owes us, like, 10% of his signing bonus. Yeah, do you want to give us some? I mean, you don't want to be on the hook for money. Josh literally owes us a million dollars. Oh, no, I can't do that. I got two kids. I can't give up.

Right. So OK, so it's good that you got drafted on your own merit and you didn't need a website to help you. So y'all think y'all website really got Josh Ellington drafted? Oh, yeah. For sure. Josh out.

He's like maybe undrafted. Josh out would be a rancher in fucking California right now if it wasn't for us. Oh, Josh, y'all, I don't know. I don't think I'm a bad y'all on that one. I think 17 is a pretty bad boy. No, I don't think we got that without that. That was the best part.

It's pretty much the sweet spot for every joke we make, where we just make people think that we have more influence than we actually do. And then we all kind of know deep down, like, we didn't do anything. Man, yeah, 10% of his signing bonus, though. Yeah. You know how much signing bonus is quite a bad gig?

What about re-signing? I don't think we're having no more part in my takin' on math. Y'all get that piece of that 10% though. What about re-sign, Trey White? Re-sign, treywhite.com. Oh, yeah, hey, hey, yes. Get that started right now. OK, so 10% is what you've agreed to.

No, no, no, no, no. See, I got kids. I can give you two. 2% done. Done. You drive a hard bargain. Boom. Damn.

Power shift. Wow, really got us. OK. I'm going to speed it up now. Josh, there's no jamming you. We joke, but you know that didn't. You were going to get drafted high no matter what. I mean, yeah.

Right, right. It's funny though to be like, yeah, it was all draft Josh Allen. So we were in contention to draft the other Josh Allen last year? Yes. If he potentially could have happened again and our team had bought the URL, we'd draft to joshallandagain.com. Yes, oh, that would have been great. That would have been pretty cool.

That would have been pretty cool. That would have been the markets on Josh Allen's. Yeah. So Josh, since we do love you and since we've been such an integral part of your career, I feel like we also have to show you a little bit of tough love every now and again. And this comes from us or it comes to us from Billy Football.

He broke down some of your film. And specifically that throw that was put online today, where you threw the deep ball, he compared it to your arm angle in college and at the combine. And he's saying that you need to get your elbow higher than your shoulder. Your throwing motion is starting to give off Philip River's vibes. And Billy says, we got you drafted.

Keep your elbow high and don't get lazy. Don't be spoiled with rocket arm and have lazy mechanics. So is that something that you've been looking at? I want to, now I will. You know, I 100% agree with him. You can't argue against him, you know? Yeah. Yeah.

But on the plus side, Philip Rivers, Hall of Fame guy. And I mean, I don't think it's a terrible thing. Good point. So I guess we're on the right path. Billy, do you want to defend your take? I just want to make sure that you don't get lazy in your mechanics in your third year because now there's no excuse, you know, sophomore slump, but I'm a big fan.

And I really want you to succeed. You're the man, Billy. Oh, there we go. Keep doing you. There we go. Trey, I had one last question for you. You have, there's Trey Day in Louisiana? Yup.

Every day is. Yeah. That's a pretty, that's a pretty sick thing to have a name, a day named after you and have it be Trey Day in Shreveport, Louisiana. Yeah. Is it March 3rd? Huh? Is it March 3rd?

Nah, it's April. It's like April. March 3rd is cool though. Wait, March 3rd is what? Trey Day. It's two, three. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah, that's pretty good.

That is good. I'm having an April, man, around the same time I got drafted. Like so. Wait, you don't know. April 20th. You don't know Trey Day? You don't know what day Trey Day is? Every 27, every year is Trey Day.

Someone just fed that to you though. No, no, no. It's the day I got drafted. 427. That's why I went at 27. Okay. 27 pick on the 27th day of April. Josh, what did you get Trey for the last Trey Day?

I sent him a good luck with Trey Day. Have fun. That's nice. What a gift. Trey Day, what a fucking awesome thing to have. Did you get a key to the city or anything? Or a key to the state? Yeah, I have a key to the city too, yeah.

Yeah? What is that open? Yeah. See, I'm trying to become in my hometown where Josh Allen is, the Buffalo. You see what I'm saying? Yeah. I got, I'm 0 for 3 on cities to the keys to the city though.

0 for 4 really. We got to get you one. You should get one to Buffalo. Yeah. If you win a playoff game, then I think that you get a key to the city. No, it's got to be bigger than that. I got a key to the Super Bowl. I got a key to Toledo.

To Toledo, I saw that. Yeah, you can come with us when we do that. So that's like partly. I'm there. Yeah, that would be sick. I'm in place, I'm there. All right. So last question I had was meundies.com slash PMT.

Go to meundies.com slash PMT. Get 15% off your first purchase. I think we've asked you this, Josh, but maybe not. But I know we obviously haven't asked you this, Trey. What is your favorite Buffalo wing in Buffalo, Trey? I like Duff's, man. They got these. No, actually, you know, Duff's is really good.

I ain't gonna lie. But I'd like to go into this place called Marbury's. Because they have to. Barbury's. No, no, no. Not Barbury's. Marbury's. Oh, Marbury's.

Marbury's. Hey, look, you guys in Buffalo, please go get some of the Trey White, Spicey Barbecue wings and Marbury's. Yes, I have. Throw in the plug. And when you buy, you use the code Treyday. And a percentage goes to my foundation. So you guys do that, man.

And what was your answer? I think it might have asked you it too soon to your moving to Buffalo, Josh. But what's your favorite? Yeah, it'd be a place called Barbill. It's a little, they got two stores now. Barbill. Yeah, we know that.

They got the Honey Butter Cajun, Honey Butter Barbecue Cajun style. It's fantastic. They're hot. It's extremely hot. But I'm all in on the Trey White wings, too. I like Barbill's beef on wet, too. Yep.

And they, do you have? Oh, you guys went? Yeah, we went with Richard. Eric Wood and Richard and Cognito. Do you have a, you've got to get his name right before you throw a weightage away. Yeah, I know. You've got a lot of drugs.

That's not someone you are. I'm worried about that. Do you have your own mug there, Josh? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hell, yes. That's, that's kind of like. That's better than the key to the city.

Yes, absolutely. It's basically the key to the city. It is. It absolutely is. I have one last, last question. This is kind of an analytics type deal. I saw that Bleacher Report predicts that you guys might have to deal with some adversity in the next couple of seasons

because the bills are getting so good that you guys no longer can bank on drafting in like the top five, top 10. And they predict a downturn to the bills because you're going to be so good that you won't be able to get good players anymore in the first round. This is real high level analytical stuff.

Is that something that you guys have talked about? Hey, maybe we should start sucking again. And then we can get good draft picks. And that's really the key to building towards the future. Hell no, they slept too long before we got here. Uh-uh. Hey, look, I'm part of the first year of the new coaching staff, the new turnaround.

So I take it real serious. Yeah, we try to turn it around. We've been to the playoffs now two of the last three years. And 17 was the first time we made it in 18 years. So we take that very seriously. So no, we still have a young team, a young core, nucleus, and I feel like that's going to keep us going in the right direction for years to come.

We'll take draft in 30 second over draft in fifth any day of the week. Analytics nerds would say that's not good. Like mediocre all the time. Well, thank you guys. We appreciate it. Hopefully there are fans in the stadium this year because we definitely will come to a Bills game.

But like I saw you ticket. Yeah, we're Bills mafia, Honorary Bills mafia. And I'm excited to see you guys on more prime time games too. I'm pumped for that. How many we got? Four. You got four of them. Yeah.

Uh, Josh. Last year this time we had not one right. I don't know. Have you been miked up, Josh? I don't know, Josh. I've been right. Yeah. Great.

Have you been miked up for a prime time game yet? Have either one of you guys been miked up for a prime time game? I feel like that would suck. I would just be constantly thinking about what I'm saying and hoping they don't sam dartled me and put out a clip saying let me see you go. I say too many cuss words. Well, if you guys.

That's not a great idea. If you guys do get miked up for a prime time game, we'll bun, we'll bump 0.5% off of your fee that you owe us. 2% trade, 10% Josh. If you just throw in a couple, just say part of my take throughout the entire game. Part of my take. You know what?

We're gonna, we're gonna get a play. We'll, we'll name it part of my take. Perfect. I love it. That's the full back heel, Mary. Yes. Yeah. Full back heel, Mary.

I love it. Yes. All right. Well, thank you guys. Really appreciate it. It's been fun and we'll talk soon. Appreciate it. I appreciate it.

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Hope everyone enjoys the Labor Day weekend. Okay, bigger than Ben, part two. Oh my God, it was so good. It's just following Ben into doctor visits. Yeah, following Ben around to various hospitals, to his doctor, to the team facility. And it's interspliced with Ben just vlogging, just walking around his house talking into his iPhone.

And if there's one person that the front-facing iPhone camera was not meant to photograph, it's definitely Big Ben. Like he holds it right at his chin. It looks like the reverse of the pictures that you take of Joe Buck, because he's going from like his gullet. I've done those with Big Ben up. Yeah, I've done the up on Big Ben.

But maybe this is just my brain is broken by porn, but there's something about someone taking a video and asking questions behind the camera in like, like they were in a hotel room. They were in a car. I just the whole time, I'm like, are they about to fuck? Like I, which when they were in the car and she was like, how is your arm feeling?

I'm like, I think they're about to fuck. What's that you got on there? What are you wearing? This is my brace. I realized. Oh, is it itchy? Yeah, it's a little itchy. I wrote it down.

Should I make it feel better? Oh, yeah. My brain is so fucked up. And I think that's a common thing that most people probably watch something like that. Maybe I'm wrong, but you just have that vibe. You're like, whoa, is this, this is going to be a porn in a second.

I think I had the vibe, but I didn't think about it. It's just like subliminally. Yes. I was wondering why I was getting aroused during it. I think I figured out why. Big Ben, my theory on this documentary is that Ben sat down when he got injured and he was like,

I'm going to take this time away from football to write a book. I'm going to write my story. I'm going to talk about all the ups and downs that have been through. And he sat down at his computer and he typed like chapter one. Yeah.

I'm sitting here right now with a hurt elbow. And then he looked at it and he was like, I don't, I don't know what else to say. Why? You know what? I should just, I should take all my thoughts and just make a video. Just make a video.

I like that. That's actually a spot on probably what happened. I also love the editing of this outside of the selfie videos. It's happened, I think, three or four times now where it's almost like we won't believe Ben. So we're just going to, he'll say something and then the editing will cut to his doctor saying the exact same thing.

He'll be like, it opened to see this. Part two opened with him saying they had never seen an injury like that. And then it goes right to his doctor being like, we've never seen an injury like that. It's almost like a parrot. You can almost tell, though, that the question that was asked to the doctor

was leading him to say it a certain way because big Ben does say like, no one's ever seen. The amount that I had torn off the bone was just never before seen in any quarterback. And the doctor was like, yeah, you know, you don't see that a lot. It's certainly not something I don't, I don't think I've ever operated on.

The producer literally asked, hey, have you ever seen anything like this? Talk about that. Talk about how little you've seen things like this. Yeah, all the things you've seen. Yeah. Have you seen anything like this? So we also had the doctor.

The doctor is a great character in this because he has been brought in just to reaffirm how tough big Ben is. When he gets his stitches out, the stitches seen was like, like maybe three seconds of taking the stitches out in five minutes about talking about how much it was going to hurt.

And then afterwards being like, told you it was going to hurt. But he also dropped this gem when he said, I don't think people realize what it takes to get big Ben out there to entertain them. He's had 220, over 220 visits. Like what, what is that? So when Ben gets re-taped, is that a visit? Like what qualifies as a visit?

That's a visit. If you're a hypochondriac, you can have like three, you can rack up 300 doctor's visits almost instantaneously. I think God, he did this. This is like, he just made this for us. Yeah. I really think that he made this like, there's two idiots who joke about how I'm like a dog

who fakes injuries all the times. Let me make a documentary that just talking about my injuries. Well, and then there were injuries within the injuries too. So there was one scene that was in there where Ben was sitting, I think, I don't know, I don't know, maybe a soccer field watching his kids play. And he turned the camera on. He was, so, so I've got a cold.

And so I'm dealing with a cold right now. In addition to the elbow. So update your little glowing figurine silhouette that you put on Fox and the Fall Sunday, where you talk about all the injuries I have, with also a sinus infection. Sinus lungs. Ben, he should have done a side documentary,

like the play within the play of just him getting over that cold while he's dealing with the elbow injury. How many times do you think Big Ben has said, like, I think I got Corona? Oh my God. Yes. He's got a million tests. So the only other two things I had,

it's essentially the passion of the Christ. Big Ben made the passion of the Christ for himself. Yes. But the strad of turn is just a terrible time. Yes. It's incredible. So he, so the only other two things I had from it was he was cleaning his dog poop in his backyard barefoot.

Yep. Psycho. Like just walking around. Oh, I like that. You got to feel the ground. Yeah. And then at the end, he had like the producer or director, whoever's fucking making this.

It's probably just Big Ben's like cousin. They had like a moment where they did the soft music and Big Ben's like running around in a sun soaked football field. And I'm sitting there like, Big Ben is making like a Tom Rinaldi piece where they, where they, where they talked to a guy who's like whole family died in a fire and then he got cancer and beat it and got to the NFL.

Big Ben just fucking tore a couple ligaments in his elbow. And that was hanging. And this was his first hang session with the bros. Since he tore his elbow. It was like the greatest redemption ending like to, you know, this beautiful scene and soft lighting. It was my wish. Yeah.

He's draw, you know, jogging around. It's like we're letting the dog free again after all the, you know, all the things gone through. It's like, wait, hold on. He missed a year. Like Alex Smith had an injury that was 10 billion times more horrific than Big Ben. How upset do you think Big Ben was

when he saw that Alex Smith video? And he's like, how come I don't have any footage of my kids welcoming me home to the hospital spraying me down with Mountain Dew and gravy walking into my house for the first time. I love it. Yeah. It was, it was like, you remember that video,

Cesar the lion when a lion gets like reintroduced to the see their old friends for the first time. They let Big Big Ben out of the car. And he's like, that's, that's pouncy. That's Mason Rudolph. Yeah. Oh, shit. What are we, what are we pouncy's up to?

It's, I mean, it's incredible. I don't know. Are there, how many more? It would be so. I think we have four more. It would be so Ben Rossberger to release two, a two part documentary each being 17 minutes long and being like, you could have just put it in one.

I would love that so much. That's it. You have to wonder how much Big Ben's porn addiction played into the never before seen elbow injury on his dominant arm. True. True. He's just jacking it too hard.

True. And as I mentioned before, there's just a feeling of a porn vibe. Big Ben probably had a lot to do with the story boarding of this documentary. Yeah. This is why, well, it's why his wife figures so prominently in it because I think she's probably been up,

she knows his secret. Yes. That he just threw on like a couple like casting couch videos, went at himself with too, too high viscosity lube, threw his elbow out and he had to make it up for her by putting it her into his documentary. Unbelievable. All right.

That is her show. We got a big week next. Guys, football is back. Football is back on Thursdays. Back next week. I don't know what it's going to look like. It's going to be weird, but football is back. Have a great Labor Day weekend.

Billy, do you have something planned? Because I'm going to give, I'm going to give another Madden coat. See who does it. No, no. We'll finish and I'll do, I'll give it after. And I'm also going to pick up a ping pong ball, but you can talk.

Love you guys. Billy. TD 4 to RRNK ENRT. That's PlayStation 4. Red pandas are not actually pandas. It's true. Or bears for that matter. What are that?

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You're the kid from Jerry Maguire. That's what you are. You're, you're. It is fun. It is fun. It is fun weekend. Dude, you did a great job today. Jimmy Tatro.

Sweet. Are you going to watch the. To Jimmy Tatro. If he actually said I was killed. That's like. No, no, no. He said sweet as in like he's, you know, he's no, he's nice.

He was like, that's a chill ass bro. Saying that you reached like Dharma. Yep. Exactly. All right. Love you guys. Have a happy Labor Day weekend.