Pardon My Take - JJ Redick Talking NBA Playoffs, Tyrese Maxey Saves The Sixers + Are Travis Kelce And Taylor Swift On The Rocks?
Episode Date: May 1, 2024Tyrese Maxey saves the Sixers season with an all time Game 5 performance at MSG. We talk NBA and NHL playoff action from Tuesday night plus the Lakers got bounced and somehow people still think they w...ere so close to beating the Nuggets in a series (00:00:00-00:22:31). Shams is eviscerating coach's moments after games and we have our first bee delay of the year in MLB (00:22:31-00:33:59). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including NFL scouting and the biggest loser gambler of all time (00:33:59-00:57:41). JJ Redick joins the show to talk NBA playoffs, how good Ant is, what do the Suns and Lakers do, is this the death of the superteam and his son going to basketball camp at Duke (00:57:41-01:46:14). We finish with listener submitted FAQ's (01:46:14-02:00:53).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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Today is Wednesday, May 1st, and Tyrese Maxey is that dude.
Dog.
Dog.
Seven points in the final 25 seconds tonight.
Finished with 46 mandatory points.
He said it was a mandatory win. You need mandatory points. He said it was a mandatory win.
You need everyone.
They were mandatory points. He was right. It was mandatory. I want to see this series
go seven.
Same. Same. It was a great game. The Mecca was rocking. Jalen Brunson was balling again.
And Tyrese Maxey came and snatched souls. Joel Embiid was, you know, he was hobbling. He didn't have his best stuff.
Tyrese Maxey basically saved,
did Tyrese Maxey save his legacy
while also a legacy game for,
it was a double legacy game.
A double legacy by Tyrese.
Yeah, I think it's like, he's,
you got the old dog and then the young pup,
and you get the young pup to like,
breathe some life into the old dog.
And Embiid was, he was not himself tonight.
His leg was definitely hurting.
He said he had a headache before the game
and he was feeling it pretty bad.
But Max, he brought all the energy at the end of the game
and they're gonna need it.
They're gonna need it because they have to try
to close it out on the road in game six in Philadelphia.
Yeah, that's gonna be a big time Knicks home game
down in Wachovia center. Yeah, that was going to be a big time Knicks home game down at down in Wachovia, Wachovia
Center.
Yeah, that was that was a great game.
That was a great playoff basketball game.
I thought for the last like two minutes, I was like poor Max, the Sixers essentially
just didn't let him turn this game off.
Because even I actually thought weirdly like the first half was when the Knicks that you don't lose
the game in the first half, but they had the Sixers on the
ropes like they felt like the Sixers were dead. It felt like
the Sixers were ready to quit felt like half the team was
ready to quit. They cut it to five at half and then at the
end of the game Tyrese Maxey just with two of the biggest
shots the and one Mitchell Robinson.
I don't know how you follow there.
And then that three that he hit that was just so perfect.
What a game.
Max, you're back.
You're alive.
What are we thinking?
Series, series of the year is back alive.
Joel Embiid may not be able to walk, but you have Tyrese Maxey.
So you have a puncher's chance.
Yeah. Tyrese Maxey so you have a puncher's chance. Yeah Tyrese Maxey was
unbelievable tonight. It was really something special to see. I can't believe that we've had
this game and game two both in the same series. Like I would love to know like they both have to
be like 99% on like that ESPN thing of like teams to lose and then win probability. Yeah both times
that they've lost Max.
He was absolutely incredible.
The four point play no one's talking about.
The fact that he was able to get into everyone's just talked about it.
We just talked about how you can't fall there.
Everyone is talking about how great that play was.
But the three say how good that play was.
It was an impressive play.
The fact that he pulled it off was insane. Jake, talk about that play. It was so amazing.
Everyone's talking about that play. Literally everyone's talking about the play.
Okay, no one's talking about the logo three that he hit to tie it up.
It does feel like this is a trade-off from game two.
You lost one, you should have won now
You stole one back like I was just thinking about like that when I went through that run of tweets being like I can't believe we
Lost that game. I can't believe we lost that game. I can't believe we lost that game immediately after this
I was we were driving to softball the only thing I was thinking like I can't believe we won that game
I can't believe yeah, it was it was over. There's 28 seconds left
It was it was a six- point game Josh Hart has or no Josh
Art had a two free throws after that but six point game you get the four point play then Josh Hart goes one for two and
The three like that was over you should win games when you're up six points with 28 seconds left in the NBA and now
Max what I mean, what are you going to like? Is
Embiid going to be able to walk? I don't know Embiid.
Honestly, Embiid, the turnovers were really, really bad from him
tonight, but I was a little bit impressed that he was able to
make an adjustment for his game knowing that he wasn't going to
be like his dominant self like driving to the basket backing
down Mitchell Robinson because like he isn't strong enough right now to do to do what he normally can.
But he was passing the ball like really, really well. It's just that sometimes he got reckless
with it with the turnovers. It sucks that he had the turnovers because this would be
like a moment that you could look at it and be to be like, it was nice to see that. Yeah,
he's hurt. He's obviously playing hurt, but he was able to do something
like still beneficial for it for the offense. Yeah. But the
turnovers are just so fucking bad. And credit to you. You
never gave up on Tobias Harris. He had a huge game that's with
your guys. Later in this show, I gave up on Tobias Harris, but
yeah, we actually really big game. I think you also didn't
give up on Buddy healed because Tyrese Maxi gave credit for the wind to Buddy
healed today. He said he gave him a quick shout out. He said
he was on the bench. I guess that was the only minute that
Maxi was on the bench. He spent talking to Buddy healed and he
was upset. He had missed free three throws, turn the ball
over, buddy. He'll grab me and said, listen, dude, you know
what you can do. Go out and make up for it. I really appreciate
buddy for that. Yeah, but he was like, you gotta go shoot
because I'm not going to. So he got done. Go shoot. But yeah, that clip,
they showed the wide cam of maxi after, uh, or after regulation and he was just
so fucking pumped up and like to steal that moment from the Knicks because that crowd was crazy
Knicks fans are crazy and that was I mean it was just an awesome playoff game also shout out to your guy, Patum
with
incredible incredible defense both at the end of regulation and
the end of OT
Being able to stay with Jalen Brunson as he drive to the hoop and he had two huge, I think the first one was
a block. I don't know if the second was a block, but he was
just all over them. Like those were game defining plays, being
able to stay with him there.
I thought there was no way Brunson wasn't making that shot.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
He kind of got a step on Batum and Batum just so long, he was
able to block that shot. Again, yeah, no one's talking about that either. No one's talking about that.
I just talked about it. I just talked about it.
It was a great play defensively. And then at the end of overtime, I think he kind of
got in the way. Brunson wanted to pass the ball and I forget who it was in the corner,
made a step towards the basket and Brunson passed it out of bounds, but he probably wouldn't have
fucked it up that bad if Battoom was in his face.
Yeah, no.
It was an awesome, awesome game.
I wanted to go seven.
We're going to watch game six with Max.
We'll have clips for it.
Also, tune into JJ Reddick.
I give him an idea for how to give Joel and Bede more
minutes, which I actually think Nick Garners might do in game
six.
If we can get him the message, My idea might work. All right other games
These are the games like game fives are the best because they like you can't fuck around a game five
We saw the the nuggets like if they had let the Lakers stay around and get into game six your problems now
You have the six are still alive and you have the bucks still alive
Now you have the six are still alive and you have the box still alive, which was crazy because it felt like with no Damon, no Yanis, the Pacers. I think the Pacers probably thought this too, like we're just going to show up and win this game easily.
And then Pat Bev happened. He was fucking insane in the first half and the second quarter.
Yeah, he was awesome. He was everywhere. He was basically like he did the two small on Tyrese Howell Burton, which like that's why I love Pat Bev because he got embarrassed on on the game winner.
Game three, I want to say. Yeah, game three. But it doesn't matter because it's just next fight. He just he gets off the mat and he's he'll do it too small on him no problem but the Bucs I mean they dominated too Bobby Portis Chris Middleton everyone's stepping up
Bucs are the Bucs are the Bucs gonna win this series if Yanis comes back? The Bucs
are alive for sure and what happened in the last game was they just had
everybody get hurt or ejected from the game so Bobby Portis didn't get ejected
this time and then Middleton his knees So I guess, I guess they'll be fine. Yeah, I think they'll be fine. I think I don't think that they're like, they probably won't be favored to win this series even with Yannis coming back. But if they can get it to a game seven, then yes, the, the, um, I think Yannis was a game time decision today. Like I feel like this is when I, uh,
have to take a step back and realize that I am actually a pussy in my own real life.
But when I project on other players, uh, of sports I'm watching, I'm like, dude, how can
Yannis not play tonight? Like, how can you not play? He's really, you just gotta want
it. You gotta want it.
And we've been desensitized to injuries.
We're like, oh, it's a sprained MCL.
You can play on that.
Because like Phillip Rivers did one time,
and we're like, oh, that's not a problem.
Yeah, I tweak my knee.
I'd play.
I would play.
I'm just going to say right now, you
can't keep me out of game five with the season on the line.
Yeah, I would come hell or high water, I would play in a game five unless I got
less than six hours of sleep. Yeah. Then I would probably be like, you know what?
Game time decision. I'm out. I'm sick. Yeah. I don't feel good. Uh, also the
calves magic. This, this series now this max applies. No one's talking about, um,
my two thoughts from this game were Paolo is that guy he was awesome
kind of ran out of gas and then Evan Mobley is just an absolute freak defender because that block
on Wagner where he was like it was people are you know it was a pick and roll at the top with Paolo
and Magic fans I understand are like give it to Paolo he like live and die with Paolo there like give it back to him but I think he had a
step and just Evan Mobley is so good that it doesn't matter if you have a
step on Evan Mobley he'll recover and he'll block the shit out of you it was
awesome and no Jared Allen and Mobley stepped up. Yeah Mobley he's been a
guy that for the last three years has had like two different times each year where people are like,
I think Mowgli's becoming a superstar.
It's just been a slow progress for him.
But defensively, he's a beast.
He's a monster.
He's so good defensively.
And my good friend Marcus, or yeah, it was Marcus Morris, right?
Made those threes down the stretch.
I love to see that.
Love to see the Morris's contribute whenever possible.
My question is, if this goes seven, are they going to put it on something other than NBA
TV?
No, this feels like it's NBA TV.
It's just NBA TV all the way?
The Pacers have to win two consecutive championships to get off NBA. The finals will be on NBA
TV if the Pacers are in it.
Oh man. Yeah, I feel it's kind of a slap in their face,
but it also kind of makes sense.
No offense to either team.
But yeah, you just see the schedule,
and like, all right, NBA TV again.
I guess that's what we're doing.
Should we talk about Monday night at all?
We should.
Well, you know what?
Let's talk about Hank.
We could talk hockey for a second.
Oh, yeah, let's talk hockey for a second.
Let's talk hockey for a second. Let's talk hockey for a second.
We're going to have some hockey.
We're going to have a hockey guest on Friday and possibly
Monday as well.
So we're going to get more into hockey.
I know that we haven't had Biz or Witt on.
They have busy schedules.
Biz is doing TNT.
Witt is making everyone in the world angry.
Series are ending, though.
We have series ending.
The Islanders are out the the
Jets are out who else is out knocked out the lightning the lightning are out yeah
the lightning are advancing I thought the Bruins were gonna win tonight because
the Leafs didn't have Austin Matthews. Yes. And but what happened?
They they actually lost to the Leafs in overtime. I think it
was overtime. Yeah. Damn, Hank. Can you confirm? It's got to
keep it interesting. Just got to win one in Toronto now. It's
tough to win in the playoffs. You know, the Leafs are a good
team. They they battled through adversity tonight and we got to the playoffs. It's it's tough to win the playoffs. Uh you
know, the Leafs are a good
team. They they battled
through adversity tonight and
and we gotta come back
stronger, put Swain in the net
and and we're gonna win. Now,
we might say that this was
maybe Ryan Whitney's doing.
We'll get into Ryan Whitney a
little bit later but I feel
like this one was for Ryan.
Yeah but we, I mean, the the
weirdly, I think we're talking
about on Sunday but the NHL playoffs, It's usually there will be like multiple game sevens in the first round and some of these like tight series, but it's it hasn't been that way this year.
Like the the the Knights and Stars series is awesome. That one feels like it's going to go seven, but every other series is and I obviously we'll see what happens to Leafs and Bruins but a lot of these
series are over and we're
already on to the second round.
I thought the Islanders were
going to win tonight. I really
did. Memes. I thought so too
and then they scored eight uh
two goals in 8 seconds again.
Yeah. That was that was bad.
So, am I freezing or someone
else freezing? You're freezing.
**** **** Can you hear me? Yeah yeah I don't know what happened you're
back now all right memes can you say it again which part the whole thing my bad
that's my bad all right three two yeah it sucked he scored two goals in eight
seconds again nah fuck I fuck. I'm freezing.
That happened again.
Yeah. Again.
Are you guys? Yeah. Two goals in eight seconds. Yeah. We're here.
All right. I'm freezing memes. Can you say that again? I froze
it went to two goals in eight seconds. Eight seconds again.
And it sucked. It sucked. Wait, I think I just froze. I think I just froze. I think I just froze. Memes, what did you say? So it went maxi, three
pointer from the logo, two goals, eight seconds. Again, the same exact thing as
game two except reversed. Actually it went maxi, four point play, then maxi,
three pointer from the logo. Yeah, but it went logo tie two goals eight seconds.
And it's I think I froze again. You got to say it one more time.
Sorry, you just have to.
I guess the hurricane scored one goal and they scored another
goal seven seconds after that.
Oh my god. All right, wait, hold on. Let's let's do this. Time
it out. Who missed the game. All right, so I'm going to say it right now. Ready? Okay. The the panther, the hurricane just scored
man that must have sucked for Islanders fans. Well, maybe we'll get out one here. Just don't.
The hurricane just scored again. That was how fast it was.
That was how fast it was. Who's that fast?
Oh no memes.
Tough night for memes.
Hank, I think we have to have an intervention.
I want cocky Hank back.
It's like I can't live.
Cocky Hank.
Let me live.
Cocky Hank.
Cocky Hank.
You're so much better than the heat.
Cocky Hank. It much better than the heat.
It's not about dude. He's hold on.
He's only going to be a minimum of several games.
Hank, what did you just say?
You said it's not about the heat.
I thought we're taking this one series at a time.
I'm not doing this shit.
I refuse to do it.
I absolutely can't. Like, no, no. I refuse to do it. I made one comment
then it's like, Oh, I thought you were a cocky. I'm not doing this. I'm sticking with my friends.
Also the rest of the East is just going to be dead after this first round. Yeah. Like
what happened tonight in Indiana, max or Milwaukee, wherever Milwaukee. I just want you to
just go heel turn and just be
like, I'm back. I'm honest or
Damon and they still won.
Teams can win. It's the
playoffs. These guys are
professional athletes. They're
here to win. Damien. Oh, Dame
in or Dame. Was that a cell
phone? Was it Dame in or Dame
in? You're hold on. You froze was it was it Dame in or Dame
can lose this game then then you. If I I did negotiate with you last night, I said if the
if the Nuggets can lose this
game, then then we might be in
business but they didn't ****
There's gotta be. Do you have
like a side chat like a side
podcast that you record where
you are where you are cocky
Hank and you're not giving it
to us. Yeah, it's my my group
chat with my friends from home.
Okay. How about this Hank? How
about this on Thursday's show after the Celtics beat the Heat 4-1,
how will you, we'll buy you a mask,
and we can see what, we won't call you Hank,
we'll call you something else, and we can just
see what the cocky Hank brain is saying.
But we won't hold you accountable for it.
So all AW to have to agree
We will not hold whoever shows up to the studio on Thursday
accountable for what they say about the Celtics
Fair
No, that's good for the show. You can you can you can clip every time we talked about the Celtics the whole year
I pretty much said like we we just gotta
stay healthy and then what
happened in in game four when
Porzingis goes out, it looked
like he was done for the
season like the fact that he
might come back is is a is a
benefit but it's he's out the
whole their whole game plan,
the whole the way the team
plays is completely different.
I'm a minimum of several games.
That's not
that bad but you saw the
injury. It looked like it was a
non-contact. He he knew he was
hurt right away. It looked bad.
I just I'm laughing about
woads. I've never seen an
injury say a minimum of several
games. So, are you who are you
playing next round? Who do you
want to play next round? Uh we
don't if we've got to make it
past this round first. But who do you want to play next round? Hey,
I want to I want to I want to beat the heat on Thursday. How much money do we have to give you to get cocky Hank back?
Was it what a K?
Okay, is that the wrong rate? You said that we negotiate
documentary.
Oh, Okay. I was thinking, documentary. That's what I'm on right now. He wants to absolve him of the dunk bet.
Oh, interesting.
But then, all right, I would be willing to do that, but we would need full cocky Hank.
Okay.
Like the minute I need, I would need to sign a contract and it'd be like the
minute you get down or do like oh, we're taking one game at a
time. The contract is null and void. I'll do that. That's
fine. We'll talk. We'll talk. We'll talk more. We'll talk
more on Thursday. Maybe we'll bring maybe we'll we'll come
with a plan. Pft. We gotta we gotta huddle up to try to get I've got an idea. We'll we'll take plan, PFT. We got to huddle up to try to get coffee. I've got an idea.
We'll take this offline.
OK, all right.
We'll bring it back to the people on Friday's show.
All right, so the other series that we have talk about is,
I do think the Lakers might not be good enough
to beat the Nuggets.
That might be the case.
They are, though.
They actually are.
No, maybe not. Did you see the
stat of the minutes they led in the series? 45 minutes game. They led for over 150 minutes
compared to 50 minutes for the nuggets. This is big. Uh, the, the Lakers actually won the
popular vote energy from you. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like, so a couple of things happen. The
Lakers, obviously they get bounced out. LeBron says he's going to test free agency.
Shams. I don't know. Like this is the new. This is just some nasty work from Shams. I actually love it because who doesn't like the post-mortem on a failed season.
Shams has been doing this now. He did it with the Suns. He did it with the Lakers. He hit
Publish on an article that basically ripped the coach to shreds with anonymous sources
seconds after the team gets bounced. And I got into it with Lakers fans say like, I don't
think Darvard Hamm is a good coach, but the energy of Lakers fans saying, well, we led
for 75% of the series and
If we had played anyone besides the Nuggets, we would have probably won a series
It's so crazy to me like if your goal is to win a title the Lakers were never gonna win a title
They were not better than the Nuggets. That's just a fact. We have enough evidence now in two years
Hey, how can you say like you play the full game for a reason the the
any team can be winning at half you you play a full game and usually what happens in a
full game when you play more than 24 minutes the better team wins.
Say that again. PFT they were leading for 150 minutes. The nuggets were winning for about 50 minutes.
This is loser energy. Again, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter that they led for 150 minutes because at the end of the games, the nuggets were winning four times out of five times.
Now you can there you could make the case like, yeah, the Lakers probably would have had a better chance against a different
team. You know how you get to be able to play those different teams? Yeah, you're better
throughout the course of an entire regular season. And if you do that, for all those
minutes, I don't maybe Hank, you can look up how many minutes they would have had to
lead over the regular season, you can get a higher seed and maybe you can play against
I don't know the sons that and this is this is
where Lakers fans will say Darvin Ham screwed up the
regular season. I get it like there was the stretch where he
didn't start D'Angelo Russell and Austin Reeves. He tinkered
with the lineup multiple times. It all was in the Shams piece.
I get it. He's not a good coach. I still think that the roster is the problem that they just don't have
enough guys and the nuggets were a better basketball team. No matter how
many minutes the Lakers led execution and like being able to win games late is
what makes the team better. That's what makes you a better team. Not leading a
game at half. They led at half
every single game. We said it after the game one, every game goes the same. Lakers get
a big lead, nuggets start playing better basketball and they win the game. And that happened four
out of five games. And like, it's just crazy to me that people are like the Lakers were
just right there. They were so close. We did this last year when they got swept best swept
you've ever seen. Like it's crazy. They've won one. They're one in eight against the
nuggets in the last two years, yet there are still people out there. They're like the Lakers
are so close to beating the nuggets. The best thing that the Lakers do is they make
the, they make the nuggets look awesome. They get the nuggets in these crazy games and let
the nuggets just rip their hearts out down the stretch.
And I appreciate the Lakers for that. And the mayor of Los Angeles actually wanted to contribute
to the same discussion that Hanks having the loser talk. Put this in the loser talk hall of fame
on loser talk Mount Rushmore. Mayor Karen Bass. This was last night. Karen, she's major Karen.
Love it. She tweeted out tough season, but at least we won the in season tournament.
Proud of our team Lakers. Heart heart. How about that? That's
a good silver lining. Hank, you led. Hang the banner. Led 150
minutes in the first round of the playoffs and won the in
season tournament. You so I think PFT you agree with me.
Max you agree with me right?
Like this is crazy pills that Lakers fans are like we led for so much of the series
that were this close to beating the Nuggets even though we are one in eight against them
in the playoffs in the last two years.
Yeah it's a crazy stat that they led for that many minutes but also you play a full game
for a reason and the Nuggets were better at playing full games of basketball. It's not that hard to understand.
Right. Do you know what happens when you play a full game of basketball? You get a better
sample size on which team is better. That's usually what happens.
And also being able to handle late game scenarios is a big part of the game too. And that has
a lot to do with why the Nuggets keep winning and keep beating them. They're better overall.
I think they definitely have better coaching.
It's not to say that, Darvin Ham, I don't know if he's a bad coach. I don't think he's a good coach.
I don't think he's a great coach. But I wouldn't say that this is on Darvin Ham. And if you're
tinkering with the lineup during the regular season, you're doing that because you're probably
not that great of a basketball team and you know that you need to get better. So it's like chicken
or the egg
right II don't. I don't think Darvin Ham's good coach. I just
hate that he's getting 100% of the blame when and I'm not
blaming Lebron. This is not a Lebron hater thing because
Lebron and AD were phenomenal, but Lebron and AD are two guys
that had to carry an inordinate load and you have one of them
is 39 years old the other who you know, injury prone in AD and they just didn't have a roster with
enough dudes to compete against a nuggets team that is the best team in the NBA. And
if that's your goal is to win a championship, you do get measured against the Denver Nuggets.
I mean, it sucks you played them in the first round, but I also think the Timberwolves would
have beat them. I also think the thunder would have beaten him. I don't understand why
we delude ourselves into thinking that the Lakers were right there. They were a good team. They were never a great team.
Yeah, if there was a losers bracket for this, I would, I might have, I think I would. I think I would have the Lakers first in
the losers bracket, regardless of who wins in LA, Dallas. I think I would have
the Lakers as the one seed in that.
Yeah. So the other one, the Sun's article was crazy because Frank Vogel, poor Frank
Vogel, he walks off the court and looks at his phone, Shams has an article ready to go.
And the start of the article is basically saying that Frank Vogel is a pussy and no one on his team respects him because
The story goes Frank Vogel entered the home locker room at footprint center and lit into his team after his sons had fallen into
A 35-4 hole and route to a loss to the Clippers on April 9th
The head coach sounds like his kids fell down into a canyon way that you read that right there
Yeah, the the head coach yelled so much that his voice could be heard outside the
locker room. There was only one problem. On this night, Sun's players weren't
buying it. The outburst seemed forced out of character in their eyes and continued
the next day shoot around in Los Angeles, Vogel tearing into the Sun's before that
night's road win over the Clippers. Vogel's eruption left players rolling
their eyes. Sources briefed on the matter told the athletic.
That's some nasty stuff to be like.
I got an anonymous source that we were rolling our eyes to our
coach. That's the meanest thing you can do to roll your eyes.
It's your coach.
The article is pretty much saying when when Vogel tried to
get serious with the team, everybody was like, get the fuck
out of here.
You're not a serious person.
You don't want to read that about yourself right afterwards.
No, not to to dispute with with whin horse did report earlier about LeBron James and
free agency. LeBron, he tweeted out this afternoon, I've seen heard a lot of reports about my future.
I said it last night. I'll say it again. I do not know yet as I'm only thinking about spending time
with my family and friends. When I know after speaking with the fam, my counsel as well as my
representation about it, then you guys will know until then nothing love king. So we don't
know about that report, but it seems like there's somebody
that's on the suns that is leaking information like
directly to Shams if it was ready to go that quickly after
the season's over instantly, he's fired and what sucks is
like everyone knows that he's going to be fired right. I think Darvin Ham's probably
more likely to get fired than Frank Vogel, but I also don't
know the sons are just a mess because they're stuck. They
don't they can't trade Bradley Beal. They're only move is
they can trade. You can't trade Devin Booker because he's your
future. Your only move is you can trade Kevin Durant. So
they're they're fucked. I just, yeah, I was thinking earlier like the timing of these articles,
and the Suns weren't going to beat the Timberwolves, the Lakers weren't going to beat the Nuggets,
but you have to think it can't be great for vibes when a series is going on and guys are giving anonymous sources about how much they hate their coach. Like they're they're they're more concerned with making sure that right after they lose,
the spin zone goes their direction than actually winning the game.
Yeah, you have to be.
Shams had that article ready to go in the event that they lost.
It was it was time.
He probably scheduled it knowing that they were going to lose it.
Dude, imagine what's on his hard drive right now because he's probably got one
for every single team. Like if they lose he's ready to go.
He definitely has one for past NBA champions that have ended up winning the
entire thing. Yeah he's got a net Hank he's got a nasty
one for the Celtics if they get bounced before the finals.
You know that and he's got a real oh he's got a vicious one for the Bucs
for sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
That's going to be Doc Rivers.
Oh, that's going to be must read.
Yeah, just think about it.
If you're coaching the NBA right now,
you have to have alerts on for Shams,
and you have to just stay up at night being like,
when is this article going to drop on my head,
and how bad is it going to be? Last thing we had to talk about, we had a bee delay. Bees are back.
I love the bee delay. It's my favorite part of baseball. I love the early season brawls.
I love the bee delays. I love the weird injuries. That's what gets us through these dog days in
MLB until the All-Star break. Yeah, the Arizona Diamondbacks had to delay their game against
the Dodgers because there was a bee colony
Set up in the netting behind home plate
They better not they killed those bees. Did they not? I don't think you can
I think they probably killed them. I would they might be do they re-home the bees?
There might be some laws. Have you ever talked to like the bee freaks out there that are?
Oh, I know always reminding us like six times a year that bees are dying
at alarming rate
There's the worst
There's no way that they
They didn't rehome these bees. They fucking killed these bees. They took the brings like a
Fire hose to these bees
They bring in a beekeeper every time it happens and this guy has to find the Queen
And the game of baseball is delayed until this guy in a giant white suit finds the Queen.
It's a whole thing. It happens at baseball like at least once a year. What
is it about baseball stadiums that's so attractive to Bees? I don't know. It's
true though. They just love, they love hanging out at the ballpark. They actually
if they could figure out a way to make Bs count as fans for baseball,
baseball might be back.
Mm-hmm.
We just use that as attendance.
The White Sox.
Hey, a lot of buzz about this year.
Yeah, there we go.
The White Sox and A's need to just get some B colonies in the outfield.
They should be like, our attendance was crazy tonight. Okay, let's kick it to ourselves
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Uh, my hot seat is is us. Oh, we're not realizing the uh, the story that caruso told about
Guy who's told his grandfather got a hole in one and then his grandfather died before he could tell him
It was a joke and he made the whole plaque. That was Ryan Whitney. That was Ryan
Whitney. Yep. Famous. If you've seen his work, bear fucking. Great artists. The artist, Ryan
Whitney. Okay. So with the Whitney thing, a lot of people are very upset about a cartoon
image. Yeah. Although I will agree that it's a weird choice that Whitney specifically typed
into the AI generator, make the polar bear female
He didn't and have a person. Oh, he didn't way
Will ever sniff
Whoever made it whoever made it typing in like give the air and I think give the bear a skirt and a purse the
It would have worked just the same if it was just two bears fucking yeah
But it's one of my favorite internet controversies that Whitney's involved in right
now if people don't know Whitney.
I actually think that his tweet didn't even say like this is so funny.
He was like, this isn't right, which if he's kind of agreeing that it's not right.
He's posting for awareness of not to share it.
Yeah, it's an AI image of a bear in a Bruins Jersey fucking a bear in a Maple
Leafs Jersey. And people are very upset. They immediately went to sexual assault. And I
can't believe you posted this. It's one of my favorite controversies because it just
reminds me that we might be the only sane people left because I saw that image and I
didn't think I was just like, Oh, this is just stupid like fans talking shit back and forth I saw the bears I saw AI
bears I saw the image and I was like sports yeah I thought about sports
they're AI bear pull a bear was crying it's like getting mad at whatever Calvin
pissing on a team's logo yeah there that's a child porn our yes good point
Hank he said uh Leafs fans I feel for you guys, this ain't right.
So if anything, Whitney's agreeing with you.
This ain't right.
He's on your side.
This ain't right.
But uh, yeah.
I think yesterday was a big gap in things to be mad about online.
So you just need somebody to be pissed off about.
And that happened to be Whitney.
We stand with Whitney.
Unbelievable that an AI, it was great too when people would just like, I saw some
people replying and then someone would be like, Oh, so any cartoon is okay. It's like,
dude, it's bears. What are we talking about? They're AI. It's not real.
So the Taylor Swift stuff, I understand where she's coming from because she's a human being.
Correct. These are bears. And also the bears aren't representation of actual bears that exist
that we all know and love and care about.
They're just generic bears.
Also here's a little tip.
You gotta always look for context clues.
The bears are fucking on ice.
First of all, I don't think bears know how to, well actually no, there's probably Russian
bears that know how to skate.
Oh, polar bears, yeah.
Sure.
But in the background, there's two Bruins banners and then a Maple
Leafs banner. This isn't a real arena. No, this isn't real. This isn't a real arena.
I saw that. I was like, Oh my God, this is a fake arena. Are they title banners? Are
they just, no, they're just banner. So at first I was like, Oh my God, the bears are
fucking this is horrendous image to look at. And then I saw the banners. I was like, Oh
no, you're stupid, Dan. That's not real. It could be one of the outdoor games
No, it looks like it looks at inside. Yeah, it looks like there's a roof
It could be the the stadium series. It's all Bruins fans. Then there's a maple leafs banner could be neutral site neutralize
I'm gonna say
Yeah, I'm actually know what I'm 100% confident. I'm gonna say this image isn't real. I'm gonna look at it real quick. Yeah, it might be real. No, that might have
happened the banner thing. I think this is at this might be at Fenway Park. They wouldn't
put up a maple leafs banner. You don't think during the stadium series, they represent
both teams at all? Definitely not. No, come on. And it's also got a roof on it. Not real.
Confirmed not real image. Not real confirmed not real image
Not real. I don't know how that hot seat turned to that but that makes sense
Well, I mean you brought up Brian Whitney. Yeah, he's best known for bears
fucking that that is my favorite recurring bit though that sometimes people do if they're submitting questions for guys on chicks or
Faqs they'll just tell a story from a movie and see if it's a movie that we haven't seen. I like that bad job by us
Yeah, also, it's crew. It wasn't on the Chica's podcast either was on a different. Oh
Golf park that's that's not our fault. Do we think there's any chance that Caruso was just pawning the story off on his own
He did say yeah, he heard okay. Yeah
And then my cool throw it's not really diva wide receivers. Just just cocky wide receivers
Talk about a lot on the show the last couple years
Patriots Javon Baker that they drafted had this quote. He said bring your popcorn. I make people in wheelchairs stand up
Oh, I like that. You love that you love that out here's yes, you're that electric that he
Paralyzed parallelization. Yeah. Yeah, that's nice. I like it and he's also pumped up
He's probably feeling himself because they got Joe Milton.
Yeah, that's like maybe future Diva wide receiver type quote, but it's not not in a bad way.
Like that's that's how you want your wide receiver to think. I wish they would actually make him prove it. Like bring him to a hospital,
have him catch some balls, see if someone can walk again. He's like a one of those mega church healers. Yeah. Healers. Yeah.
Is everybody that's gonna be a hot ticket for Patriots games
If you have a disability show up and see if he can heal you shouldn't this guy be
Used in modern medicine more than the NFL's and he's squandering his abilities. I
Mean he literally can cure people being paralyzed. I think I think I was got a neck fracture
But you have like oh fuck he caught a touchdown in the corner the end zone
I'm I can walk you have to meet them halfway if you really want to be healed then you'll buy a ticket
Buying a ticket to a Patriots game like a dream seed sideline pass probably cheaper than getting back surgery. Yeah, yeah
Okay
Catch some CDs now. You're excited. You're back to being excited. Yeah, I'm excited. Okay. Very excited.
Very excited.
I saw that shirt design.
You look very excited.
Very excited.
In the Drake May shirt.
Still need people to subscribe on Spotify.
Just hit that button, subscribe, get our numbers up, and then maybe we'll release the Drake
May Hank Lockwood shirt.
Is that a real picture that's on there?
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
It might not be real.
The outrage there would be worse than you think.
You think so? No. Think about that. It might not be. It would be worse than you think. So now I think more people would stand up for a made up
female polar bear than would stand up for.
Do you know what? We should probably have Triggs update the
picture and put a leaf spinner and a Bruin spinner in the
background so that people can figure out that it's not real.
Not not a real image.
Yeah. Okay. PFT your hot seat. Cool throne.
My hot seat is Jake Paul
Jake Paul is on the hot seat because they just announced the parameters for the fight against Mike Tyson
And although Mike Tyson is a heavy underdog. I think he's plus 300
They said that there's going to be no headgear for the fight and it's going to be an actual heavyweight title fight
So it's gonna count on their official professional records 14 ounce gloves But no headgear contrary to the rumors that came out that they're going to wear headgear.
So knockouts are allowed. And also I didn't realize this, but it's going to be Taylor Serrano
in the co-mate event, which actually makes that should make real boxing fans want to buy this.
Yes, agreed. So I'm pumped up. Because I think everybody that is most people that are paying
attention to this would just like to see another Mike Tyson knockout
Yes, just bring us back to all I want the glory days
Yes
He could be 90 years old and I would still believe that he'd be able to knock somebody out without a doubt
My cool throne is Dave and Busters. Oh
Busters is on the cool throne because they are now allowing customers to bet on their arcade games against each other
so if you're competing against somebody if it's pop a shotA-Shot, if it's Skee-Ball,
or anything else where it's like one-on-one,
you can actually put wagers in and bet against each other
at the table, at the games.
I would like to see this expand a little bit,
and anybody that's inside the Dave and Buster's
should be able to get in on the action.
And then bet on those guys.
And then we should be able to watch on like a closed-circuit TV in this office and
Bet on two random guys that go to Dave and Buster's and compete against each other in skeeble. This is the future game
This is the future everything should be gamble. Yes, Dave and Buster's. Wow. That's what I would like next level. I love that
Yeah, it's really good. All right, my hot seat. I have two. One is inside the NBA because NBC is supposedly getting closer to making an NBA deal.
We might lose TNT NBA, which that would be a tragedy.
They'd have to figure out a way to keep Chuck and the guys.
Chuck is by the way, having like a legendary run right now.
But Kenny and Chuck and Ernie and Shaq, they is by the way having like a legendary run right now, but Kenny and Chuck
and Ernie and Shaq, they have to be somewhere. Like what are we going to do if they're not,
if they're not on TNT and TNT doesn't have broadcast rights for the NBA?
For the good of the league, they should just go wherever the NBA goes.
Yeah.
Would NBC do weeknight games?
I think so. We just can't have Charles Barkley not in our
life. I don't know how the contracts work with that, but they should just understand
that for for America, they should allow that show to go wherever wherever the NBA lives
or you know what TNT they could just do that show and not have the rights to the game.
Just watch it. Yeah. Just be like everybody turn over to Turner, whatever channel that's on, after the game,
and you're gonna get Chuck, Kenny, Shaq.
Just keep the show going without the rights.
We can't have that, we can't lose that.
People were excited though, they're like,
Round Ball Rock coming back to NBC.
Listen, I love Round Ball Rock, it obviously is like a,
you listen to that song and you're like,
this is 90s basketball. I just
want to remind people who maybe don't watch college basketball round ball rock also has
been back for a while on Fox. And now when I listen to it, I think like oh here comes
Creighton verse Xavier at 11am. You know the best start to your day possible is watching
the live video of John Tesh performing round ball rock. Yeah, we just bouncing around the
room directing the orchestra. Yeah.
That gets the blood going.
My other hot seat is a single better in New Jersey.
So this story, I feel for this guy because he probably was minding his own business and
then woke up on Monday and was like, what the fuck?
It was the, I think you should leave meme where he's sitting in the back with the Tim
Robinson sitting in the back.
The courtroom?
Yeah. He's like, what the fuck are they talking about me?
it's a story about one of the sportsbooks in New Jersey having like a huge month and
Basically, it's all because one guy has been losing a lot and so they said when we removed New Jersey from the equations
This sportsbook has a 2.9% market share in the States.
It operates in, it's New Jersey's market share in March was 23.5 because he's described as
the biggest losing player in the regulated market by a mile.
So it's a guy that bets against Yukon.
What the fuck?
Yeah.
Could you imagine just waking up and seeing this and being like, they just call me the
biggest loser by a mile?
Yeah.
I'm happy I don't live in New Jersey because I would definitely be like, wait, is that,
is it me?
That one guy might be betting against Yukon and also betting against the Oakland Athletics
every single day.
Yeah.
And just, and betting against, uh, like anyone to beat Scottie Scheffler.
Yeah.
God damn, that would suck so bad.
Whoever it is, it's a big hater that's lost a lot of money.
Yeah. And then my cool throne is scouting because we had some post draft stories come out. Albert
Brewer had a long story about how the three, three or four through six quarterbacks got selected,
Michael Penick's, Bo Nicks, JJ McCarthy. And we had this anecdote from the Bo Nix meetings with the Broncos.
So Bo Nix, the Broncos went out to Oregon to do a meeting with him. And Sean Payton saw that Bo
Nix had a backpack and asked him what's in the backpack. And Nix, this is now Albert Brewer,
Nix reached inside, grabbed the roll of tape that he explained he'd need for his ankles if he were
going to train. He also pulled out a spare pair of football cleats and a lacrosse
ball that he said he'd use for rolling out his back. And what wasn't in the bag was just
as significant. Everything was football related. All of it.
That's good. That's and they fell in love with him there.
When the world's in that bag. What's not in the bag? That's just code for like he didn't have any weed
Yeah, that's also against the fourth amendment to just check a guy's back. Yeah, I just whatever
I just like the stories that come out like how did the broncos end up with bonix?
Well, let me tell you a story sean payton asked bonix. What was in his backpack?
Every quarterback should have to empty out their backpack and show what's in there. What happens if bonix on that day?
had like a Gameboy and
an extra a burner cell phone and
I don't know like a thong. Yeah, and they wouldn't be on the Broncos an AARP card
That's what Michael Pinnix hold out a pistol. Yeah, that would that would actually rock. I would draft that quarterback
Yeah, he stays ready stay strapped. This is my gun for anyone who shits on football. So
Along with the draft
I I learned something last week about the draft. I would meant to share it with you guys
Do you know because we've talked about on the show before?
What would happen if there was just straight-up free agency for every player coming out of college football?
It would roll that what would that look like so that almost happened back in I think it was the late 70s early 80s
There was a guy that got drafted, got injured two
games into his rookie season, couldn't play anymore. He sued the league to try to figure out,
or to try to make money based on how much he could have got if he was like a free agent coming out
in terms of signing bonus. And he won that case. And then he won the appeal for it too. So this
was going to be established law that the draft was against, I guess, against labor laws. Yeah. And then the NFLPA made
an agreement with the NFL. Okay, we understand that this goes against the existing law, but
we'll agree with you to do the draft because we think it's better for the current veterans
that are in the league. Yeah. And we like where this is going. So every other league, not just the NFL,
every other league professionally
was going to have to end the draft
if the NFLPA didn't reach a handshake agreement
and be like, we know it's against the law,
but we're gonna let you get away with it to the NFL.
Shout out the NFL.
Shout out the NFL.
Although maybe not.
The NFL is king.
This is Mike Florio's big, big topic.
He loves talking about how there shouldn't be a draft.
Yeah, I mean, you can make the argument that it's definitely it's been great for players to have
this draft the way that everything is shooken out over the past like 30 40 years. Everyone's
gotten rich. But also we don't know what it would have looked like if they didn't market if they
didn't have the draft if it would be the same league that it is today. But yeah, it was all
based on whoever the leader of the NFLPA was shaking the
commission's hand saying, we're going to agree.
We're good.
We're going to agree to let you break the law.
Yeah.
Pretty crazy.
Uh, all right, Jake, your hot seat.
Cool.
Teron.
Hey guys.
Happy to be back.
Jake.
Um, my hot, my hot seat is cheese ball, man.
We had a huge dilemma in New York city, Union square.
Thousands of people gathered
to watch a man eat cheese balls and he promoted it all over the city and there was a giant
tub of cheese balls and then he showed up and now people are calling him frauds for
eating a much smaller tub of cheese balls.
I think this is also stolen valor from Philadelphia.
Correct.
Because it's all based on the rotisserie chicken guy which developed organically and the guy only made a big deal out of it when he reached his 40th consecutive day of eating a chicken.
Cheeseball man in New York saw that and said I want a piece of the action.
He also only did it for one day. Yeah. One day. I'm not impressed. It's bullshit. No. It's bullshit.
I did this 20 times high in my best friend's basement when I was 18 years old. He should have, so one, he, false advertising,
the fact that he didn't do the big cheese ball thing,
I wish people had stood up and been like,
hey, this guy's a fraud,
you said you'd do the big cheese ball.
The other way this works is, yeah, he should have done it,
if he wanted to do it, he should have done it
like the chicken man, where he would have been like,
I'm gonna eat one cheese ball a day
until I finish this entire container,
and then on the last day, I'll eat an entire container.
Or you should have eaten a container every day.
Yeah.
That's what would have been impressive. Like eating one container in one sitting,
that's not something to brag- that's not something that should draw a crowd.
It also pissed me off like everyone on Twitter being like,
oh this could only happen in New York and was just a worse version of the chicken guy in Philly.
I kind of like that part of it just because it pisses you off.
Only in New York. Yeah well this is wrong. wrong yeah only New York can you do a worse version of something in Philly yeah yes that was interesting and
I'm like only in Philly can you see a home game for the Knicks true LeBron
though oh yeah Max is gonna be a free agent and so Max is thinking LeBron is going to be a free agent. And so Max is thinking what if he just comes to Philly?
I actually am.
I would die for this to happen.
Yeah, just because the podcast would reach a new level.
Did you see that when horse said that LeBron is going to see free agency this summer?
Yeah, I mean, I just happened.
Well, I knew that he was going to have free agency.
I think he's doing this.
He's going to test free agency so that he can be like Lakers,
you're going to sign Brawny, right?
Yeah.
No, no, no, no, sixes are going to draft him at 16.
At 16?
Yeah.
Wow.
To bring LeBron.
I 100% think that would be worth it.
If you're even in the conversation for getting LeBron,
just take a flyer.
Use your first round pick on Brawny
just to lure him to town.
Because if it's even, if he's got like four places he wants to go, if one of them has
a son, that's where he's going to end up.
Basically kidnapping.
Yeah, just kidnapped Brawny.
Yeah.
Okay, your cool throne, Jake?
My cool throne is Travis Kelsey.
Signed a big two year deal.
There's the retirement rumors, but two years, 34 million.
He's back.
I got a question.
This might be getting into waters that we don't want to get into. But be careful. I got a question. This might be getting into waters that we don't want to get into.
But be careful.
I got a question.
So he signed a deal to be the highest paid tight end in the league, right?
Right?
I believe so.
Do we remember a certain player who was married to someone who was very rich a billionaire who would take less money
Because that would help the team because he knew he was married to this woman. I remember that does anyone does that ring a bell?
I remember that it was a Hank. Do you know the answer that mm-hmm who was that Tom Brady?
Oh, that was Tom Brady because he was married to Giselle
Do you think maybe Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift the relationship isn't that rock-solid because otherwise he would say hey
Why don't I take less?
I'm gonna be fine cuz she's a billionaire and we're gonna get married and have kids and all this stuff
I think he knows that there's a prenup coming interesting. There's a big prenup coming for that one
I'm just saying she you could take less money knowing that if he gets married to Taylor Swift
Money will never be an issue for him. You know what if Taylor Swift was a real fan of the sound yeah listen well
I know an argument doesn't work as well when it does not Brady and Giselle did break up it right
Oh, but that's not what this is about
It's not what this is in my opinion if if Taylor Swift was as big of a chiefs fan as she pretends to be on correct
She would realize for the good of the franchise that she should not do a prenup with Travis
Kelsey, therefore letting Travis Kelsey sign undervalued contracts with the Chiefs and
extending their championship window.
She would give, she would, she would, like Travis Kelsey sitting on their bed and Taylor
Swift walks over and gives them a little kiss on the forehead and says, don't worry sweetie,
money's no problem for us.
Sounds like she hates the Chiefs.
Yeah. Again, I hates the Chiefs. Yeah.
Again, I'm just asking questions. Yeah, I mean, it looked pretty strong.
They were at Mahomes' charity event.
But how strong knowing that he just took the most money
being like I need to make my money now.
They should do Monday Night Raw.
Mahomes did it.
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift?
Yeah.
Yeah, that would rock.
That would rock.
Swifties would become wrestling fans.
Basically what we're saying is that Taylor Swift should give up half of her money to men
Mm-hmm. Is that too much to ask? No, I thought we're about equality equality matters 50%
And if she were if she was a true Chiefs fan, she would be like, hey Travis take the league minimum
Mm-hmm, and let's go win another champion. Yeah rings if she what what hey, it sounds like she's are all good points, right?
She's only about her personal engagement ring. Not a Super Bowl ring. Hmm. That's what it sounds like to me
Hmm, I think I think that people out there will agree with us on this
Yeah, be selfish sometimes and I think he deserves this title the highest-paid time. No, he's not being no
He has to be selfish because Taylor Swift is being saw. She's making she has forced
his hand. She's turning another man into a monster. She could basically be like, Hey,
let's let's get some star wide receivers and offensive linemen. Let's do all this. You
know what? I'll pay you $43 million a year to be my boyfriend and you can get league
minimum. I'm seeing a pattern here. Matty Healy was a great dude before Taylor got her
hands on. Yeah, listen, here's what I'll say. If in the future, Cale Williams and I ever start
to date and I'm a billionaire, I will take care of him. Isn't that hypothetical?
But he's making a lot of money.
No, I'll say, hey, take league minimum, take less money, sweetie. We'll be fine. I mean,
we... But that's because... minimum, take less money, sweetie. We'll be fine. There's a couple hoops we have to jump
through. We have to date. Also, I have to become a billionaire. But if we get to that
point, I'm at least willing to share, unlike Taylor Swift.
That's what a supportive partner looks like.
Correct. I'm as progressive as they get.
It's good to see that there's still some good people in this world.
Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that.
Please clip that. Yeah. Just asking questions. That was a great conversation. It's important
to have a great segue. We haven't done that in a while. Yeah. Copy the clip that and then
tag stool president. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Let's do our interview with JJ Reddick. Awesome
interview getting into basketball. We're going talk about the playoffs We're talking about what's happening with the Lakers Darwin Ham sons everything
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It's JJ Reddick.
I appreciate you going on all the time. It's JJ Reddick.
I appreciate you going into all the many things I'm doing right now in terms of the media
landscape. It's a lot on the plate. We're putting out content for Old Man of the Three
and Mind the Game and obviously traveling a bit for NBA playoffs. Very excited. Yeah,
very excited.
This is actually great that you're joining us
right at this second because this morning,
so the Lakers got bounced from the playoffs on Monday night.
Nuggets win the series four to one.
The Lakers won one game in the last two years
against the Nuggets in the playoffs.
I've been getting into it with Lakers fans this morning
because there's this idea when they show the stat
that the Lakers were leading for 150,
160 minutes that the Lakers were right there. And now Darvin Ham's getting blamed by a lot
of Lakers fans. I can test that the Lakers did not have a championship roster that was
deep enough that had enough two way guys that had enough bigs. Uh, and Darvin Ham, while
you can criticize him, and I'm fine
criticizing him, he was dealt a hand that was very difficult to beat a team like the
Nuggets. What do you think about that?
Yeah, here's the deal. We can't ascribe the end result and have that be an indictment on someone
without the context of how that result happened.
And the Denver Nuggets are the defending champion.
They approach the regular season
as well as any defending champion that I can remember
going back probably to the Golden State Warriors
with Steph and
Katie, right?
They approached it trying to get it one seed.
There's oftentimes a little championship hangover.
They were, they were rolling.
They were healthy.
You know, Jamal Murray has been banged up for going on like two months now with
shin splints and some calf issues.
So like they were healthy relative to what they were in the regular season.
And it's a, it's, it's not a great matchup for the Lakers and it's not a great matchup for anyone really. You know, I think this Minnesota
team probably matches up as well as anyone in the NBA versus the Denver
Nuggets. I'm really fascinated by this series. So to lay the blame on Darwin Ham when you're playing against the defending champions and you, you lose a bunch of close games.
You lose on two buzzer beaters.
Like I just, I don't buy that.
I don't buy that.
Now I'm not in that locker room.
I'm not in those huddles.
So I can't speak to that.
But if we're just basing it on the result of losing in the first round,
I just, I don't buy that.
And I want to say one thing real quick,
because this has been bothering me for about,
what time is it, 11 o'clock?
This has been bothering me for about 10 hours.
That last play, I do have a problem with that last play,
the Jamal Murray game winner.
So you've got two guys on the left side of the court
for the Nuggets.
KCP was on the left wing,
and Torrey and Prince's man was in the left corner.
They basically clear out a side,
allow the ball to get to the middle.
Roy Hatchimora and Torrey and Prince,
they're literally in no man's land. They've overloaded a side. You can afford to put Roy Hatchimora and Torian Prince, they're literally in no man's land.
They've overloaded a side.
You can afford to put Roy Hatchimora in help,
and it looked like Torian Prince was telling him to go there.
Like, is that on Darwin Ham?
Right.
Is that on Darwin Ham?
I'm not buying that.
Like, if you're a basketball player,
at the end of a game,
hey, Torian Prince, guard two, stunt for me.
Let me help on this pick and roll, right?
That's just basketball.
And Hatchamora had a great season,
him being in the starting, I'm not placing the blame
on just Hatchamora, I'm just saying,
there are certain plays within a game
that can decide a game that aren't on the coach.
Yeah, yeah.
So even more though, I think, and I've heard this
in the media, people being like, well,
if the Lakers played anyone besides the Nuggets,
they're the second best team in the West.
I just don't think that's true.
I think the Thunder are better,
I think the Timberwolves are better.
This idea that the Lakers have a championship roster,
they just ran into the championship team
the last two years, AD and LeBron were incredible. They were superheroes in this series.
They just didn't have enough dudes to play against Denver for seven games series
or probably play against the Timberwolves or probably play against the Thunder.
I just, I really do think it comes down to their roster wasn't deep enough
and they didn't have enough guys that they could rely on who could play two ways and give it a bunch of different looks
and then when you're the coach and you don't have those like you know cards
that you can deal out of your hand it does make you look worse. Yeah that's
that's the NBA and that is the danger of going into coaching. Yeah, which you're not
gonna do. Definitely not. That is the danger, right? 100%. Talent wins, depth wins, roster construction,
how pieces fit, all that stuff.
That is the ultimate thing.
And look, it's funny because you look in,
let's just say regular season,
D'Angelo Russell had a great year,
Austin Reeves had a great year,
Hatchamora was more than solid,
and you had two guys who were gonna make all NBA teams
in Anthony Davis and LeBron James. had a great year, Hachimora was more than solid and you had two guys who were going to make all NBA teams and Anthony
Davis and LeBron James. I think some of it speaks to not only everybody's like, ah, the depth of the West, the
depth of the West. Here's my argument for the NBA right now. I think the overall talent depth, meaning the amount of really good players in the NBA is as high as it's ever been. And
that depth of talent is spread out more than it's ever been. There's not the concentration
of three really good players on one team, three really good players on another team.
There's the concentration of two or three really good players on a bunch of teams. So
I don't think this Lakers team was a bad team. I just think they were good
relative to the rest of the NBA.
Right. Good. Not championship contenders. That's kind of what I come down to. The media
wants to tell us that the Lakers were on the cusp of winning a title if they didn't run
into the Nuggets back to back years.
You're listening to the wrong media.
I mean, I watch it first take. You're listening to the wrong media. I mean, that's why I watch you on TV.
Yeah, it's first take.
You're on all the time.
That's why you're not going to get a coach.
You're going to miss yelling at Mad Dog and Stephen A's
myth too much.
We do love you on TV, though, because sometimes it
feels like you and Stephen A or you and Mad Dog
are speaking two different languages.
Mad Dog will be doing the hot take
like screaming at the camera about the old Knicks
from the 1970s and then you're just trying
to break down the game in front of them
and it's like you're trying to educate people.
Mad Dog's trying to make people mad.
And so it's like this conversation,
you're probably never gonna reach a consensus agreement
in this conversation but it's very entertaining TV.
Yeah, you can make a career out of,
I don't wanna say antagonizing people,
but I would say having strong opinions,
even if I believe some of those opinions
are not rooted in reality.
But at the end of the day, all of this,
and you guys know this, Dan, you talked about this when you came on
Our podcast on the old man and the three I guess that was probably a year and a half ago
Like this is all an escape. It's all entertainment. Yeah, and and you know, we we
when we were talking about doing this mind the game podcast and
I
Thought there was an Elaine
for and I thought there was a lane for education,
for trying to make the average fan a little more intuitive when watching a game.
That's all it is.
It doesn't mean that the entertainment portion
or the debate shows are bad.
People wanna escape, people wanna be entertained.
And I think there's a world where you could have both.
Yeah. I agree.
Sometimes if you do it well, you can do both at the same time.
Yeah. I absolutely agree. So another team I want to talk about. So I think we settled
the Lakers like they're a good team. They were not a great team. If you put the best
coach in the world, I still don't think the Lakers are winning the title this year. That
was kind of my semi-defense of Darwin Ham, who I don't think is great. Are you playing to the algorithm right now? No. Are you playing to the Lakers are winning the title this year. That was kind of my semi-defense of Darwin Ham, who I don't think is... Are you playing to the algorithm right now?
No. Are you playing to the Lakers algorithm?
Yeah. It just crazy to me when a team loses and everyone's like, the coach has to be fired.
It's like, but maybe the team wasn't that great.
Yeah. I don't know if the best coach in the league could have taken the Lakers and had
them beat the Nuggets because the Nuggets... Right.
The Nuggets in their own way, they're a super team, but they're a homegrown super, they've got great role players.
They've got great, they've got star power.
They've got guys at multiple positions that can go out and get 30 on any given night.
And then you've got Jokic.
That's just a piece of a puzzle that you can't solve.
And I'm actually, I'm excited to see what happens in the next round because I think
maybe you can educate us on this because I'm fighting like an internal battle in my brain over which way the Rudy Gobert, Jokic matchup is going
to go.
On one hand, I think that Gobert is such a good defender that they're going to put him
one on one on Jokic, which could go a couple of ways.
It could have Jokic just go out there and dominate him because he's not getting help or it could go like they're going to try to eliminate Jokic's ability to kick the
ball out and hit open threes when you do draw the double team. So can you talk us through
what that matchup is going to look like and if the Wolves have a better chance than most
at beating the Nuggets?
Yeah. So if you go back to last year's playoffs and games
this season, a lot of times, and the Wolves now
are not the only team that does this,
but a lot of times teams will cross match with Jokic.
Because Denver really wants to score in the paint,
and it's not necessarily on drives.
It's out of cuts.
It's Aaron Gordon in the dunker spot.
It's obviously Jokic when he gets a deep catch. It's Jamal Murray, Michael's Aaron Gordon in the dunker spot, it's obviously Yokoch when he gets a deep catch,
it's Jamal Murray, Michael Porter Jr. on back cuts.
They're not like, Oklahoma City, for example,
is heavy points in the paint team,
but they drive 63 times a game.
They lead the league in drives per game.
Say Gilder's Alexander has the most drives per game
in the NBA, right?
They drive the basketball. Denver wants to be in the NBA, right? They drive the basketball.
Denver wants to be in the paint,
they do it a little differently.
So the counter to that is,
and it's also to keep Gobert at the rim,
is you put Carlenthe Towns on him,
you put Nas Reed on him,
you put Kyle Anderson on him,
and Gobert can still sit back there
and protect the rim because Aaron Gordon
is a non-shooting threat. A lot of teams, I say this on broadcasts all the time,
the shot that teams are willing to live with
against the Denver Nuggets is an Aaron Gordon three.
And so that cross match kind of eliminates
some of that need to double because as Jokic gets deeper,
Gobert is right there at the rim and as he often says,
he can be in two places at once, just like a Wemba Nyama.
Right.
These guys are that smart and that big and that long that they can be in two
places at once and still maybe get a late contest, but also be there to sort of
clean up anything, any dump down passes to Gordon.
So that's what I would expect Minnesota to do.
And even going back to last year year if you remember that first round series
Jamal Murray was incredible as he was throughout the playoffs jade McDaniel's punched a wall
The last regular season game, so he missed that series. He's an outstanding defender
He showed some of that in that Phoenix series in round one
So I would expect jade McDaniel's to be on Jamal Murray no No Nas Reid either last year. I'm not trying to create an argument
for why Minnesota's gonna win.
I'm creating an argument for why I think this is gonna be
high level, intense, six or seven game series.
Both these teams are outstanding.
Yeah, I'm very excited for that series.
Another question I had, we saw the Suns get bounced
in a sweep to the Wolves.
Are we done with the super teams because if you look around
Like it does feel you have the nuggets homegrown you have the Celtics homegrown
You have even you know, the Knicks have done a really good job with their roster the wolves
Homegrown the Thunder homegrown a lot of these teams now that are ascending feel like you know
They they've gotten the pieces the long-term way instead of saying,
oh, here's a star. Let's add him to the roster and throw away all of our role players.
Do we think this is finally like the Suns were? I saw your whole clip about a failed experiment.
Like they're long-term invested in these guys, but I don't know how they don't have a lot of flexibility in changing that roster
Correct. I said at the beginning of the year in in one of our season preview podcasts
like this year could be and whether it's like
Like stamped meaning it's it's final but it could be at least the beginning of the death of the super team
Yeah, part of that is the new second apron in the CBA,
and just sort of a brief explainer of that.
We have a salary cap.
You can go to a certain point over the salary cap.
You pay luxury tax.
There's a first apron and then a second apron.
Once you get to that second apron,
you're essentially hard capped,
which means you're really limited in what you can do
in terms of transactions. So you have no exceptions. You basically have to sign players for minimum contracts and sign your own draft picks. And obviously the outside of this year,
the sons don't have any draft picks from 2025 to 2030. All of those are either traded away or they
they're swapped, meaning they can't trade them because teams can swap, let's say 2027,
you can swap with them, right?
So they're extremely limited by that second apron.
And it's because of them going all in on Kevin Durant,
them going all in on Bradley Beal.
Bradley Beal has a no trade clause.
So yeah, in some ways, the proof, at least to me,
over the last few years, it goes back to the depth
of talent, but the proof to me is,
you need to build through the draft.
And then be positioned with a good salary cap situation,
with good young players, with draft picks,
to then make an impactful trade.
Denver did that. They drafted Jamal Murray, they drafted Jokic, they drafted Michael Porter Jr., cap situation with good young players with draft picks to then make an impactful trade.
Denver did that. They drafted Jamal Murray, they drafted Jokic, they drafted Michael Porter Jr.
They've drafted Peyton Watson, they drafted Christian Brown. They used players they drafted
to go out and get ACP, Aaron Gordon. Those are the timely trades. And all of a sudden,
now all the pieces fit and they've got one of the best, if not the best, starting five in the NBA.
Boston, right?
Brown drafted, Hadam drafted, Marcus Smart drafted,
turned him into poor Zingas.
Rob Williams drafted.
They stole Malcolm Brogdon from Indiana two years ago.
They used Malcolm Brogdon and Rob Williams
to go get Drew Holliday.
So you have to draft well, that's my point. If go get Drew Holliday. So you have to draft well. That's my point. Like if you want to build a team now, you have to draft
well. But this is why I say it's not necessarily the death of the super team because certain
owners are always going to operate a certain way. And certain owners are always going to
think they can shortcut it and buy their way to a championship.
Yeah.
Yeah. That's what I would think. Like we're talking about that on Monday's show. If we were owners, that's how we would operate
right when we got a team. We just be like, yeah, let's get KD. Yeah, let's go build a
two K team. Let's go build a two K team. It's exciting for the NBA that it does feel like
we're getting away from that where there aren't the shortcuts and the teams that put in the
draft and make the savvy moves and trades
are being rewarded. Like that's good for the league in my opinion.
I agree and I think it helps the overall product, which the product should be the game. The
product should not be transactions. Yes. And look, people are going to live in that world
forever. It's what gets people excited on social media. The idea of getting this person in free agency, the idea of getting
this person in a trade, I get it.
It's exciting.
And everybody plays 2k and everybody likes to build out their rosters and
get their packs and get their cards and then decide which player they're getting
rid of, like we all want to be a GM in some ways, right?
I get it.
However, because of more parody, I thought between parity, the depth of talent, the rule changes around minimum games played, where you had so many guys.
I mean, LeBron and AD played the most games together they played in their Lakers tenure. Kawhi played more games since I think 2016 or 2017. So these things have created a better regular season.
And if anyone was paying attention to that,
instead of just using the same old talking points
about how load management does not really exist anymore.
There's rule, you can't rest two stars
in a nationally televised game.
Like the league implemented enough policies,
those policies worked, the in-season tournament
was an overall success, the playing has been
a massive success.
There's more, to me, the product right now is better
than it's ever been in my time in the NBA,
going back to 2006.
Yeah, and I'm glad that you brought that up.
Let's not completely trash the Lakers this year.
They won the in-season tournament.
Yeah. That's huge.
That's huge. They're mayor.
The mayor of LA congratulated them.
It's not a lost season.
They had a lot of success.
They won one out of two tournaments this year.
Also they put, I think, I think greenie put up a banner that the Lakers would have maybe
beaten the thunder or timber wolves if they had matched up against them in the first round.
They would have matched up well. Yeah, they would have. So that's huge.
Yeah. It's a good season. That's winning basketball in LA and I'm glad to see it. So how would
you fix Phoenix? Because it seems, it seems like they don't really have.
Can I ask you a question?
Those binners fly forever.
I feel like you're laughing at those binners.
This is a serious question.
I wanna ask you this question.
Why do you think, and I don't know how much you got,
actually you guys joke around and it's sometimes a bit,
so I'll take you off the table.
But why do you think that people like to talk about
hypotheticals so much, and why do people like to listen
to people talking about hypotheticals so much?
Because it's fanfic for dudes.
It's like, this is gossip magazines for guys.
This is how we use our imagination.
Guys, once you start reading books in high school
or college or wherever, where you give up
like reading the fantasy books that you used to when you were a kid, this is what you spend
your mental energy on. You just imagine like, what if, what if LeBron went to the Celtics?
Yeah.
Could they win?
You could never be, yeah, you can never be wrong in a hypothetical world too. So you can just be,
you know, we could debate it forever. I think specifically for the Lakers hypotheticals that
have been happening. I think that's just,
and you know this, being on first take from time to time,
like talking about the Lakers in LeBron
is what people will tune into.
So when they're down 3-0, you can't be like,
oh, the Lakers are cooked.
You have to instead do 20 minutes saying,
the Lakers would have beaten everyone else.
Yeah, you can't let go of that cash cow. Actually, you know what? Maybe JJ, maybe you bring this up next time
you're on. If the Dallas Cowboys signed LeBron at tight end, would they be able to compete
for a Superbowl? Combine all their favorite things together. Yeah. That's good. Yeah.
That's good. I say no, no, no. I think you probably have to add Aaron judge. Maybe as
a tight end. Yeah. Aaron judge judge tight end LeBron wide receiver
Just get everybody. Yeah, it would be a better wide receiver LeBron or Michael Jordan. Ooh
Good question. Who's who's more entertaining Patrick Mahomes or Steph Curry?
Patrick Mahomes now Patrick Mahomes. He mean he was he was on Monday Night Raw. Yeah, he gave his rings curry curry
Low-key, what you guys listen to would you guys listen to someone talking for 20 minutes about Anthony Edwards hypotheticals?
Yes. Yes. I find him pretty fascinating.
He's, okay, I actually wanted to ask about him because he is, he's such a killer and
I love that. Like that's what sports, I know there's a million things, reasons to watch
sports, but at the top of my list is watching a guy elevate
his game in big moments and have that shit to him where he's like, not only is going
to kill you, but he's going to, he's going to do the suck it. He's going to talk his
shit. Um, are you like just watching Anthony Edwards? Are you, are you watching it being
like this guy is going to own the league for years to come? Like he has that it factor
both on and off court?
Ultimately, the face of the league
and whoever kind of is the guy, right?
You have to win at a high level to do that.
So that remains to be seen.
However, he's certainly gonna be in that conversation
for the next 10 years.
He is entertaining as a player.
He's got the game that I think people gravitate to,
the same way that Jordan had a certain game,
Kobe had a certain game, AI had a certain game,
Steph, right, there's the flash, the fundamentals.
I mean, some of the footwork stuff that he does
is so underrated. And then he's got, as you said, the shit, some of the footwork stuff that he does is so underrated.
And then he's got, as you said, the shit to him, right?
He's brash, he's competitive.
I find it fascinating, by the way,
because I remember this, and I wanna say
I was finishing up my career,
but when he was coming out of Georgia,
the question marks around him were like,
does he love basketball and is he competitive?
And if you watch that guy play in the playoffs,
and you're like, how is that ever a concern?
I don't know.
He's remarkable.
Katie said this the other day after game four.
He's like, that guy's my favorite player
to watch in the league. And I know, I've had a number of players
even in retirement where I'm like, I want to watch this guy. I want to watch this guy.
And now like Anthony Edwards has moved into the sort of that here one of just like, if
he's on, I'm watching the T Wolves. Yeah. I'm like, I was kind of bummed that they swept
the sons cause it's like, Oh, we just got robbed of a couple of Anthony Edwards games.
Like I want to, I like, you know, it off nights, it's every other night. I'm like,
Oh, where's my Anthony Edwards game tonight? I want to watch him dunk on people and talk
shit and Katie laughing. Katie was just, he couldn't do anything except just laugh when,
when he was on when he knows he's like, yeah, this guy is, this guy's awesome. I like watching
playing watching him play like right up close and right next to him. And it's perfect timing
too. Cause I know that you don't love these
Debates but it does feel like these playoffs are a little bit of a passing of the torch playoffs where you don't have
KD
Steph or LeBron in the second round and you have some of these young
Whether it be Anthony Edwards or Jalen Brunson what he's doing with the the Knicks like some of these younger guys
Ascending it's just always fun when that happens at the same time
and you're like, this is great because these are the guys
we're gonna be watching for the next decade.
We're working on a project right now.
I think it got announced.
It's like the drive or survive of the NBA playoffs.
Oh, okay.
And we're like co-producing it and I remember going back, Jason Gallagher,
who I think you guys know, who you've been around,
our head of production, we're working on it
on the 342 side and going back to our conversations
all the way back in October when the season started,
that was the whole thesis for us going into this season is,
you know, I, I said, uh, this Phoenix suns thing, that's going to be interesting
to watch roster.
Uh, do the pieces fit?
Do they have enough depth?
Is there redundancy with their best players?
Like it's going to be interesting to watch.
Right.
How much does LeBron have left in the tank?
Right.
Golden state.
Are they going to be good?
I don't know.
Feels like Minnesota is going to be pretty good this year.
Feels like Oklahoma city is probably going to make a jump.
There could be a passing of the torch.
Now I had no idea that Jaylen Brunson was going to put together an MVP type season.
Uh, and certainly if Yokech wins another one, uh, then some of this conversation
is moot and it's just like, nah, Jokic is the guy.
He's the guy, right?
But yeah, this is interesting because Kevin's out,
LeBron's out, Steph's out, and those guys have,
I don't wanna say carried the league,
but they've certainly been as integral as anyone
for the last 10 to 15 years.
Yeah, it's interesting you brought up the Yocic MVP thing.
It's important to have this debate.
Do you think that if Yocic won his third MVP,
he would be the worst three time MVP winner of all time?
Yocic to me
is is already a top 15 player of all time.
And I know that that's maybe a hot take.
I don't really care.
You took Kevin Durant out?
What's up?
You took Kevin Durant out of the top 15?
No.
Oh.
No, I didn't.
You gotta take someone out.
Who was number 15?
Kevin wasn't close to 15.
Okay, you gotta wait and put him in,
you put him in, you gotta take someone out.
I only do 12, I usually only do 12.
That's why I use the 15,
because that gives me wiggle room.
Then I don't have to take anybody out.
I can read you.
You know what I mean?
I've only ever done a definitive 12,
who I think is the 12th.
The other three three-time MVPs are
Moses Malone, Larry Bird, Magic Johnson.
So would that make Jokic the worst three-time MVP winner?
I don't feel that way. So who would you take out?
I don't feel that way.
Moses?
I say this all the time.
You guys love to bait me into these things where you compare eras.
Legit question.
No, you do.
And it's fine.
But I'll say this.
The best players in any era would be fine in any other era, save for maybe one era.
And the players that killed in their era,
they should be celebrated,
and they should be recognized as all-time greats.
So why would we not recognize
Nikola Jokic as an all-time great?
Why are we changing it for modern players?
I think what you're doing is you're adding Jokic
to the top 12 of all time. And if we
looked at it, I think you're probably top 15 is more like 25 and you're just someone's
got to keep you honest. It's going to keep it's us. That's our job. We got to keep you
on a JJ Reddick top 12 tracker just to make sure that you're not fudging the numbers.
I'm taking, I'm taking Will Chamberlain out. He's gone. Jokic is in. See how easy that be on a JJ Reddick top 12 tracker just to make sure that you're not fudging the numbers.
I'm taking Will Chamberlain out. He's gone. Yokoji is in. See how easy that was?
Okay.
Do you think he actually dropped 100 points?
Do I think Will Chamberlain did?
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Unless I've been given reason not to believe. I mean, he had the picture
with the sheet of paper, right? So you have to believe it.
Yeah. That's as good as gold. Yeah, yeah can't lie about that. Yeah
You should just respond with like if somebody does ask you that question about Yoke
It's just say he's on my Mount Rushmore of three-time MVP winners. Mmm. Oh, there we go. Yeah, there's only there we go
Is there you're good. So back to the Sun's real quick
How how would you fix the Sun's because that to me seems like a riddle that's very hard to figure out
Like you mentioned Bradley Beal's contract.
Am I interviewing for jobs right now?
Yeah.
What is going on?
No, I'm curious because like the Suns,
it seems like they've dealt their way into a black hole
where it's like I don't know how they get out of this
over the next five years,
but there's gotta be some way out, right?
If you're being creative, how would you fix the Suns?
Wind shares per 48, which is the stat
that is most closely associated with whoever wins the MVP.
All time in the NBA.
Number two is Michael Jordan.
All right, that tracks.
Number one is Nikola Jokic.
Just wanna throw that out there.
I know you guys don't like advanced stats,
but oftentimes they just reinforce what the eye shows us.
I love them.
Here's an advanced stat.
Michael Jordan was 6-0 in the finals.
I love him.
I keep going with your point.
How many times did he get to the final six?
Okay.
So, Phoenix.
You know, it's interesting, It's a very interesting question. I would look at sort of team building in a
very holistic way, beyond just, Oh, we got to trade this guy or trade that guy, or we got to, we got to, you know, revamp
the coaching staff. Like, I don't, I wasn't in that locker room, so I don't know. I would say in general, the exit interviews
are oftentimes very revealing.
And you have to look at any roster, any team,
and look at how personalities mesh together
and how skill sets mesh together.
And it's not easy, because all 29 teams are also competing for something and also want to win a
trade or win a transaction. That's the difficulty of being in the front office. But if you can find the right formula, and it
might take three months, it may take six months, it may take three years. But you have to be willing, I think, to,
as an owner, you have to be willing to be patient with that. And look, that's not a shot at Ishby
at all. I think we've seen a number of new owners come in and make moves right away and want to win.
And that's not really how the NBA works.
And they learn and they get better
and they become great owners.
One of the best examples I have of an owner
who didn't do that was Steve Ballmer.
Steve Ballmer took over in 2014
after the Donald Sterling saga.
And it was like 15 and 16.
I remember he would meet with us,
we would have dinner with him,
he would ask us questions.
He made no big decisions other than,
I think in 16 we had new uniforms.
But in terms of like our roster,
nothing big, coaching, nothing big.
Then in 17, Lawrence Frank went from our coaching staff
up to the front office.
Lawrence Frank spent like a year going around literally the world and going to
different teams and saying, all right, man United, how do you operate?
All right, Seattle Seahawks, how do you operate?
And he figured out how to build out a proper infrastructure in the front office.
If you remember, we really didn't have a front office under Donald,
Donald Sterling, right?
It wasn't until Ballmer got there. He took his time. He didn't he didn't make any crazy transactions. He took his time
and and you know
Obviously Kwai's injury probably keeps them from a championship
But I think they've done it the right way. Yeah, it's interesting with the the exit interviews
You've been through a few of them I would imagine.
How does that go?
Who conducts them?
What questions are asked?
And how honest are guys?
I mean, I was always honest,
especially later on in my career.
Every team is different.
There were some teams where you would have
three different ones.
You might have one with the owner,
you might have one with the front office,
you might have one with the coaching staff. Other ones. You just have one. You'd have one with the front office and the coaching staff.
I think in Dallas, I actually had all three together. It was Cuban, Donnie Nelson and Rick Carlisle. And they were just like, Hey, you didn't play trade didn't work out. Probably probably gonna retire, feel free to just let loose.
Tell us what you think.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's gotta be nice to just unload and be like,
I've been thinking about this for a while.
I would just.
Here you go, take it.
Get out of pen and paper
because I'm gonna go off for a while.
I would just pit everyone against each other.
I'd be like, I just finished up with KD.
Like I'd meet with Bradley Beal,
I'd be like, I just finished up with KD
and he said it was all your fault, Bradley.
What do you think?
I can interrogate.
You know what's funny?
Is not necessarily teammates, but there's
been some people that work for organizations
that I've played for that did exactly that.
Yeah.
They're all trying to save their own job.
Yeah, they're all trying to save their own job.
Who was that person?
Can you name their name?
Guys, we've gone over time.
All right, all right.
Is there a stop snitching thing?
Like you don't talk about another teammate
when you're in those interviews?
I never, I never felt like,
I don't think guys snitched on their teammates.
I don't think it was like that.
I think it was more when certain guys would be like
up for free agency or like, you know,
like even in 17, I had a terrible first round
and I knew like no one had to go in,
none of my teammates had to go into the front office
or to Lawrence Frank or Doc Rivers would be like,
hey, we really have to bring JJ back.
How's that gone for us?
Like, no, they'd be like, it, we really have to bring JJ back. How's that gone for us? Like, no, they'd be like, yeah, it's, it's probably pretty much said I was turning 33
and we'd gone on a four year run and didn't get the result we wanted. I figured it was
likely I was going to be out of there and they weren't going to offer me a contract.
Yeah. What's, what's harder, the, the exit interview with your front office and coach
or the exit interview that players do with Shams. I've never talked to Shams. Yeah. So I don't know. A lot of players do. And those articles
are ready to go the minute a team gets bounced. What about when, uh, when Darwin Ham goes
into LeBron's office and LeBron starts conducting the exit interview? How do you think, what
do you think he's going to say to LeBron? LeBron's corner office? Yeah. You guys are
ridiculous. All right. I got some basketball questions. Thunder,
unbelievable story. How the NBA usually works is teams have to climb the mountain. They
have to have playoff, get close, get close, then jump over the hurdle, the last hurdle.
The nuggets are the perfect example those last few years. The Thunder had been called
too young, but if the Thunder can win
it all, I guess that's the first question, can they win it all? And if they do, what
happened? Do you see this team being able to actually buck all the trends and be like,
yeah, this is their first real playoff experience, and they went all the way?
I could see a scenario where they are in the NBA finals and could win a championship, yeah.
I could see that scenario.
What would have to happen?
First of all, health.
Second of all, I think you have to have
in certain matchups a series where Chet Holmgren
shoots the shit out of the ball
and forces the defense into making some tough decisions,
i.e. are you switching a five man onto Shea?
Are you switching a five man onto Jalen Williams and not, you know,
playing off of Chet Holmgren? He kind of unlocks their spacing, right? All those
drives, when he's on the court, it matters. So him shooting the ball well,
he's been one of the best defenders in the NBA this year. Lou Dort we saw in the
first round just in Brandon Ingram's shit for four games. So he's staying out of foul
trouble, defending at a high level. Jalen and Shea have to be, they have to be who they
are. They have to be stars. I don't think enough people realize how good Jalen Williams is.
Like, Oklahoma City, whatever you think of Chet
as a second year guy, rookie, whatever,
Jalen Williams is a star in the NBA.
He's not a superstar, but he is a star,
and he is a true number two.
He's fucking phenomenal.
And then they have to shoot.
They were one of the best three point shooting teams,
not necessarily at high volume, but one of the best three point shooting teams all season long, and they have to shoot. They were one of the best three point shooting teams, not necessarily at high volume, but one of the best three point shooting teams
all season long. And they have to shoot it well. Yeah. And you forgot Dorcher chamber
Lou Dort. I love watching. I said, Lou Dort, I said, Lou Dort, Lou Dort is branding him
shit all four games in that series. He's the, he's the best because like having one of those
guys is so important where it's like, we're just going to put him on your best player and just make life.
Yeah, your best player still might score, but he's going to make it hard for him every single night.
Yeah.
I would also say-
How about Gidey when they created separation there in game four?
Gidey makes three straight threes in like three minutes.
There's another thing that has to happen.
He's got to be- teams are playing off of him.
He's got to be willing to shoot threes and it you know if he goes through a series and makes 35 percent.
All right.
And all right much like a shot to win much like the the Mahomes and Travis Kelsey State Farm commercials.
You kind of know that they're going to be they're going to be in the Super Bowl probably.
Same thing with Oklahoma City and the what a pro wants what a What a Pro Needs commercial, where everybody's absolutely in love with that thing
and you know they're gonna wanna keep them around
for as long as possible.
I know you're being facetious.
You like that song.
Oh, that's right.
I'm well aware of the discourse on Twitter right now.
What a Pro Needs.
So good.
Whatever makes you happy.
We've neglected the East a little bit.
We talked a little bit about the Knicks
They're playing against the Sixers tonight. So when this episode comes out that will be old news
What's your official prediction? Don't look at your watch. We got you for another 35 minutes easy. No, I'm
Somebody from ESPN is texting me my schedule for this week. Oh, they're like to figure out they're like You're trying to find my take there's a sniper outside your house what game I'm gonna have Friday. Oh, they're like trying to figure out. They're like, you're trying to find my take. There's a sniper outside your house. What game I'm going to have Friday. Yeah. Sorry,
guys. What came? Do you want to announce it right now? What
came? You're gonna have Friday. I'll have game six in
Dallas. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. The the the east sixers, Knicks,
quick prediction. You'll look very smart if you get this
right. Uh for this series or for tonight for tonight, I don't
do one game predictions. I fuck one game. I don't do one game predictions.
I fuck one game predictions.
All right, so predict a series.
I think the Knicks are gonna win the series.
Okay, so do the Knicks pose a threat
to the presumptive Eastern Conference finalist,
Boston Celtics?
They do.
They do.
A lot has to go right,
but it's hard for me to like dismiss what exactly this Knicks team is.
Because, you know, we have talked, we have talked for years now about this like heat culture thing.
Like you have to, you have to kill the heat. The heat are not going to like
Like you have to, you have to kill the heat. The heat are not going to like give in.
They're going to fight to the death.
Right.
And I think this next team is similar.
They pursue offensive rebounds like better than any team
I've seen in recent memory.
If you guys remember like eight to 10 years ago,
teams refused to send people to the offensive class.
Like the offensive rebounding rates plummeted.
Everybody was so worried about transition defense. refused to send people to the offensive glass. Like the offensive rebounding rates plummeted.
Everybody was so worried about transition defense.
And this Knicks team is just phenomenal
on the offensive glass.
They've got a true leader, and I'll say it,
a true 1A.
A true 1A in Jalen Brunson.
A true 1A in Jalen Brunson.
Yeah, they posed a threat.
They posed a threat.
I said this when they made the trade for OG.
Initially, I was like, all right, they won that trade,
and it's not to say Toronto didn't win that trade
for them either with getting RJ and Emmanuel quickly.
The Knicks became a better team
because it was a better fit, right?
OG is a better fit.
What else did that trade do?
It allowed Miles McBride to move into the starting lineup.
So the loss of quickly, which I thought could potentially be an issue,
Miles McBride, last month and a half of the season, 15 points a game, 43% from three,
he filled that role.
OG with that lineup, he makes them
better. So by the end of January I said look I think this is probably depending
on seeding and how playoff matchups shake out, this is probably a conference
finalist team. I would expect them to be in the, I've said that many times this
season, that that is a real possibility. So I'm not surprised that
they're in a position where they got to win one more game and then one more
round and they're there. As a future coach, let me throw out an idea for you that I've been working on. Joel Embiid always runs out of gas.
Has any team ever thought about in the third quarter, because you know you got to sit him at some point because he can always run out of gas,
sit him for like seven minutes, take nothing but shot clock violations, and then do nothing but follow the other team at the end of but shot clock violations and then do nothing but foul the other
team at the end of their shot clock and just hope that the lead doesn't get too
big. You put in all your bench guys you just pass the ball around and then you
wait and then you wait you're just burning time you're literally like
running out of time. You're burning real time. Yes, yes. You're burning because the fouls,
the pause, you're taking all 24 seconds Yes. Yes. You're burning cause the fouls, the pause, all 24
seconds. So a seven minute break could potentially turn into like a 35 or 40 minute break in
real time. Correct. He basically, he'd go take a shower. He can like go through warmups
again, have a meal. Maybe I just be like, Oh no, this the fourth quarter is now the
first quarter. Have you thought about that? I haven't thought about that. It's an interesting
strategy.
If I get one more Knicks game in this series, I will ask Nick Nurse about that. I'll pose
that question to him in the pregame coaches meeting. I like that. Put that on your PowerPoint
for your next coaches interview. Like here's a strategy. You could use all your dead ball
fouls one right after the other and then have substitutions at every single foul. Yeah.
And so you can get at least 12 minutes. Have him walk real slow.
Maybe get like a big like Samoan guy
and have him walk real slow onto the court.
Utah sometimes does that with their
defensive subs in football.
Do that.
These are all good ideas.
All right.
You're just saying you haven't thought about this.
I got two more questions.
You're mad.
You're getting out thought on part of my take right now. Mr. X's and O's never thought outside the game. Okay, I have a couple more questions. You're mad. You're getting out-thought on part of my take right now.
Mr. X's and O's never thought outside the game.
Okay, I have a couple last questions.
I know you gotta go in a second.
You are with DraftKings, we're with DraftKings.
One series we haven't talked about, Mavs Clips,
which is going to be game five on Wednesday night.
Awesome game.
Can you give us a pick and maybe we'll add one
and then we'll tell the people this is what we like.
What do you think, it could be a prop,
it could be a spread, whatever.
Give us what you think's gonna happen in this game.
Not great at one game, thanks.
Actually, I did this yesterday
for our YouTube video series, Islands in the League.
DraftKings presents that, it's like a 30 minute show and the end of
the show is we always touch on two or three sort of lines or whatever and based on the odds of the
series Vegas is basically it's a pick them series right. I think it's like plus 185 plus 190 so
not a whole lot of advantage to picking either team in a 2-2 series. I would, here's what I think,
Luka's gonna have a big game five.
That's what I think.
So whatever you wanna do with that,
I think Luka's gonna have a big game five.
I think we maybe go Luka and Playoff P.
Luka, Playoff P, I had Kyrie over four and a half assists.
That would play into the Luka factor.
Yeah, Luka, Playoff P and Kyrie. Mm, that sounds assists, that would play into the Luca factor too. Yeah, Luca, playoff, P, and Kyrie.
Mm, that sounds good.
Sounds really good to me.
Yeah, that sounds really good.
You like that, JJ?
You like that? I do.
Also, James Hardenoff, two days of rest.
That's true.
That's big for him.
When was the last time you played basketball?
Do you still shoot?
Not really.
You gotta come to our office.
Bro, I don't get bulls games,
because they're so mediocre.
I know, they're the definition of mediocre, but yeah.
I do, I've been promising my oldest son
that we'll do a late summer, early fall trip to Chicago.
Yes!
If that happens, we will come through.
He will obviously love to get in the gym.
I played, we did a random Sunday morning pickup
with my travel team and parents, I played, we did a random Sunday morning pickup
with my travel team and parents, and we just kind of mixed in four groups.
You played to five, and then the next group would come on.
And that was like in October.
That was the last time I played,
but I mean, I was playing against nine-year-olds,
so like, I wasn't really playing.
And then I woke up the next day,
and I felt like I strained my calf,
and I'm so fearful because of my Achilles injury my last year that I'm
gonna tear my Achilles so I probably won't probably won't play again to be
honest with you I like how you said my travel team I thought it was like the
team the team you travel with not your actual like you know what you know what
you know you know what is crushing to me I had to I had to stop coaching them
after our last they just had one this past weekend that I wasn't at.
So once the playoffs started, I went to our Monday practice
and I just said, guys, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna miss every weekend.
I can't coach you anymore.
It's impossible.
Okay, I have one last question, JJ.
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I love the Roeback question, by the way. I know I say this every time I come on the
show. You know, we did this for a while. We did this for about six months last year. We
had the Roeback question. The last question, great gear. Do you think you're
in good enough standings with Duke that your sons no matter how they turn out as basketball players
Will at least get the spot as 15th man
Cuz that would like a walk on yeah, right. I think you are I
Think so. Yeah, I think so. I mean that that would rule like I don't know they're actually they're going to the Duke camp this summer
Oh great. It sounds like fun. Sounds awesome. First look.
Yeah, I'm sure they're gonna learn so much.
They're gonna learn about the brotherhood.
That's gonna be great.
Seems like a lot of guys are leaving the brotherhood.
Here's how you take a charge properly.
Yeah.
Okay, we're gonna do,
here's 30 minutes on slapping the floor.
Yeah.
Here's how if you lose the game,
you can tell everyone that it's just a game
and it doesn't really matter,
but if you win the game,
you go into the other coach's locker room and you try to coach the other team. These are
all things you're going to learn. No, you're you're you're anti coach K bit. I've witnessed
it and seen it for years. I got to tell you, I'm starting to appreciate it. Last time you
talked to Pete was last time I talked to Pete. Yeah, justice. I don't know. Okay. Maybe you should
reach out and just ask how he's doing. It's sad because like he had to absorb all those
losses and then he doesn't even get the brotherhood reaching out to him to check in and see how
he's doing. He's probably sad all the time with all those losses. Brothers got to check
on brothers. Yeah. Pete, if you're listening, he's an AWL, long time Stooley. He probably
care about you. Listen, he's probably probably like, you guys have my back.
We care about you, Pete.
Only people in media.
This is the real brotherhood, Pete.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Was this fun for you?
Yeah.
JJ, you are the best.
We do like you, JJ.
Yeah, we love having you on.
Even when you had that weird rant
where you made fun of fans and you're like,
fans don't wanna learn, I even prefaced my tweet
defending you, not really defending you, saying don't want to learn. I even prefaced my tweet defending you,
not really defending you, saying I like JJ a lot.
So.
You know what's funny?
I asked a question.
That's all I did.
I didn't make fun of anyone.
I asked a question.
No, you call this dumb.
You had a conversation with fans.
I said, do fans even want to be educated?
It's a valid question.
Sometimes.
Some people don't, and that's fine.
I wasn't, and that's fine.
There was no judgment.
There was no judgment.
I was more upset because Stephen A said
that Kevin Durant has done a bad job
of educating fans as if that's his job, right?
I thought it was Kevin Durant's job
to go play basketball and be all NBA
and try to win a championship.
That seems like his job.
That's what he's paid to do.
To your point, a lot of times we don't want to learn.
A lot of times we just want to be bad.
We just want to talk about the Lakers
if they would have beaten the Thunder.
Yeah, like when Duke beat JMU this year,
I didn't want to learn about why Duke's offense worked.
I was just like, fuck Duke, these pieces of shit.
There are some times when I watch a game
that I have to make a choice.
Am I watching this game through a critical lens
and actually paying attention?
Or as if I'm just fucking watching it as like a fan
and just chilling.
And it's entertainment and I'll like tune in
for three minutes and then kind of zone out
and then tune in for three minutes
and then it's like, oh, it's the last eight minutes,
all right, I'm gonna lock in.
Yeah.
It's an escape.
Yeah.
I like just having basketball on.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Yeah.
All his life.
All right, well, JJ, everyone go check out his podcast
and you'll hear him calling games.
Do tell Nick Nurse about my strategy.
I think it would work.
And best of luck for your future interviews
for head coaching jobs.
Thanks, guys. Thanks, JJ. for having me on. Appreciate the conversation. Thank you for having me on.
Yes. Yes. Thank you for none of the fucking digs. All right. Thanks JJ. All right. See you man.
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Okay, let's wrap up the show with FAQs. Henry?
Yes.
FAQs?
Hey fellas.
Hey.
Hey.
Long time AWL and this is something I've always been curious about.
Every time Big Cat introduces a guest he says we have a very, very, very special guest.
Not every time.
He uses a different amount of varies for different guests usually ranging from one to four varies.
Correct.
What is the criteria behind getting more varies versus less?
Well I think-
Do you make it up ahead of time or does he come up with it on the fly?
Not to answer for you Big Cat, but also there is one, there's a couple times I can remember
where Big Cat said we have a special guest.
Yeah.
And that's the ultimate slide.
I think Shkreli was like that.
Also, there's been a time where I said we have a guest.
A guest, yeah.
That was Aaron Rodgers.
Yep.
Yeah.
No, I don't make it up ahead of time.
It's usually based on vibes. Usually recurring guests get very, very, very, I think in person,
the hype gets bigger. Yeah. It's kind of a way to just, you know, it makes someone feel at ease.
Like, Hey, you're very, very, very special. Just don't let any of the guests know that I do that
for almost all of them. I think Jamis Winston got a record amount of various. You know what? I'm
going to, at some point in the next three months,
I'm gonna do an interview.
I'm gonna try to hit like seven varies.
Just keep going.
I'm gonna get a big dog.
Yeah, we're gonna get a big dog.
Be the entire interview.
Yeah.
Hold on one sec, very, very, very.
We're gonna get Skip Bayless on this.
Someone randomly asked me out the other day
and I was like.
Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, where's Mr. Pair? I thought we were doing a pick mr. pear six and two
mr. pear is a very very very very special friend mr. pear is having some
issues with actually we should get two turtles I think it needs a friend or we
put a rat in there have them fight like battlebots? Yeah.
Mr. Pear, he's gonna pick the Clippers and
the Mavs game because we we've taken him off the show while he tried to figure it out. Since he's six and two I feel like the people are owed a pick especially because this is the biggest game. It's a game five.
But does that mean that he's just he's red hot on the Instagram lives and we're just taking them off. Okay fine
Tune in some part of my take Instagram for mr. Pear pick. Yeah. All right fine. No, mr. Pear
He has been awesome on those picks. Yeah, I know six and two he's hot as fuck
Anymore out-of-the-office summer activities plan for the group enjoyed the disc golf and dimple head competitions. Yes
We have a couple trips planned right now.
Yeah, beer Olympics.
Something brand, beer Olympics.
We are still, I wanna say very clearly,
as of right now, we're very committed
to going to beer Olympics.
We can't back out.
We won't, we can't.
I mean, we can't, right?
We can't.
We can't back out.
As of this moment, we can't back out. We cannot back out. We can't we can't back as of this moment. We can't back up cannot back out
We can't I mean who could who could turn that down? I'm feeling pretty sick already that week before okay?
Um but yeah, we have besides grit grit week, which obviously we're gonna be do grit week in August
We have a couple other things planned for some fun activities activities and I do want to play frisbee golf again
Although we we were talking we want to play frisbee golf
Non-camera, which doesn't really help this listener's question just because we've never done it without cameras
Yeah, so it'd be fun to just actually play the game
Uh, but we'll we'll we'll bring cameras. We're thinking about doing it maybe on the special trip
We have planned in july. Yeah, and we also have maybe on the special trip we have planned in July.
Yeah.
And we also have another trip in July of maybe the Pardon
My Bake.
Maybe hang out, do some pool games.
Do the Mushroom Golf.
Maybe Mushroom Golf.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So we got some fun stuff.
And we are definitely, for July 4th week, Tim Woods.
Right? Yeah. Tim Woods. By the the way did you guys see Tim Woods?
Tweet the other day. I got to try to find it. It was so Tim Woods. I fucking love him so much
Fuck keep going Hank. I'll try to find it. I'll try to track it down
I screenshotted it just to bring it up to you guys
Hello PMT boys the topic is soggy sorrows is there a reason it has disappeared and can we expect it to make a comeback?
I think Max might have put it into so I know it's because he would be just wet all the time PMT boys the topic is soggy sorrows is there a reason it has disappeared and can we expect it to make a comeback I
Think max might have put it into side. I was because he would be just wet all the time
Much like the the you guys not betting against JMU. I think one of you guys didn't want to do soggy sorrow
Not true. I absolutely did soggy sorrows after the double-doink. I
Didn't say it was you that was the last time I had a big loss
I've those other ones. We've all done soggy sorrows, right? But that that that was my recollection of like
One of you guys were like, I'm not doing soggy sorrows. Then after that I was like, well if you got like I'm not doing
Sorry, all right. Fine. Here's the deal. We're gonna bring back soggy sorrows
It has to be a team that has championship aspirations if they lose we'll do soggy sorrows
But play is anyone in the playoffs?
Well, let's count the teams as championship aspiration
caps or do soggies are for the cap. No, they're they didn't have championship aspiration.
They're in the playoffs. We did not have championship aspirations. So a minus 36 goals difference
championship aspirations. I do not. I do not. Celtics. Oh, okay. And Bruins. Yeah. Okay.
So we'll do sogg saw those of you those teams loose
What about other teams? What about the Islanders?
You what about the Islanders memes? They're already out
We're going for trade in a row
Okay, okay. What about the 76ers memes is just like a walking sagasaro dead, okay?
But you have but you have LeBron aspirations.
I do have LeBron.
So you should do saggy sorrows if they don't get LeBron.
Uh, sure.
Do the Bears have change of aspirations?
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Uh, this woman tweeted, uh, Oh, someone tweeted, we don't talk about it, but explicitly asking
for consent can ruin a vibe.
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What was it where we are the last one wait, where were we where we're
You if LeBron doesn't I'm assuming it was you based off how how how quickly you defended yourself
But you stopped doing soggy sorrows now where you bring it. I did not stop doing soggy sorrows
I did soggy sorrows. I may one find the list of soggy sorrows. I did it
I've done it. I may have denied soggy sorrows at one point
I was not the one who denied it Hank find me saying I denied it because there's not well
It was behind the scenes like we do in soggy sorrows
No, like I'm not soggy sorrows has to be a loss that actually like it can't be like the Bulls lost a playing game
Soggy sorrows has to be like a real soul crushing loss. I remember
doing it for double doing. Yeah, because you can't water down soggy sorrows. Right. So
championship aspirations, which happens to be the Celtics and Bruins. Great. Hey, PMT
gang. It's Matt from Oregon behind the jeans. Who is the hog on the show? Thanks. Not me.
I don't know that we've seen each other's penises. Well, I guess...
Well, we kind of have.
Have I seen anyone's penis?
Hank's got a decent wrench.
PFT's got big balls.
I've small everything.
I have meaty clackers.
Meaty clackers.
I mean, what about you guys in the booth?
Like, you got...
The crown is up.
Knowing what we have in here, I think the crown is for the taking.
Clackers.
That's my answer. Memes could have a hog. Shane might have a fucking Shane might know he might have an only fan dude
Pug I don't I don't got a hug is dragging a wagon Pug. You got a wagon
Pug you got a wagon
No
Might be Hank Hank might be the big dick on camp. You might be, yeah. Also, that's...
Jake, Jake's been awfully quiet.
He has.
Jake, you got a big one?
Maybe.
Oh, okay.
Maybe.
Should we measure?
No.
Why not?
I'll go first.
Three and a half inches.
Are we talking soft?
No, that was hard.
Okay.
All right, I'm the leader in the clubhouse. Submit your score.
Shocking news. Local sports podcast. Not exactly packing baby.
Say dude. Oh, yeah, we're not. It is always funny whenever we do like athletic competition.
You guys suck. Yeah. that's why we talk about yeah
I just like the phrase behind the jeans behind the jeans. Uh-huh. That's good
We maybe we do a diet. Maybe we get all this get caddies. They have to fill out a scorecard
No legal stuff all right good show boys
Pug three in a row
Let's do some numbers max you're gonna miss max you were gotten that not yet you haven't gotten this not yet pfd you ever gotten
this you didn't answer your question I said not yet that's not a valid question
big gas question have you ever gotten this not yet no it's a yes or no question. No. Oh that's
Yet. Yes good answer pft
Okay numbers
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Okay. 21. I'm gonna go 73. 73. Oh, I love Hank.
43. Pug, if you win this one, is 99 bad for the league?
You might have to take it out. Yeah. It's a hotball.
Looks like a 61! 61!
Oh, if you'd just combined 60 and 1.
You would've had it.
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