Pardon My Take - Kevin Love, Mystery Teams, And Jamal Murray Is Insane
Episode Date: August 31, 2020Sports are back and we recap the weekend while watching Jamal Murray go off in Game 6 of the Nuggets/Jazz series (2:28 - 7:51). College Football is back, sort of (7:51 - 15:01). Who's back of the week... including Bronny Jr and the big NFL trade Sunday (15:01 - 25:43). Kevin Love joins the show for an awesome interview where we talk about everything from the '16 Cavs, being teammates with Lebron, UCLA, fat Kevin Love, mental health and more (25:43 - 114:32). Segments include Billy's list and lottery machine numbers.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take, we have an extra long interview with Kevin Love, five-time
NBA All-Star, gold medalist, NBA champion.
We get into everything.
We get into the Cavs, we get into his time with LeBron, we get into college, UCLA, Bill
Alton, pretty much everything.
And it was an awesome interview.
We sat there, we talked, it was a casual conversation.
Also we might be in...
His dog was there too.
His dog was there, very cute.
We might be in the market for a new Blake.
You'll find that out when you listen to his interview.
What else we got?
Oh, we got sports are back.
We have who's back of the week.
We have the lottery machine going to pick everyone right now.
If you're sitting here and your friend's also an AWL, just decide what number you're
going to pick and then bet it.
We'll do that at the end of every show.
And we also have Billy's List.
And Billy's going to do Hank's Taxes for him.
We just found that out before the show.
Hank, don't shake your head.
Billy's going to do your taxes.
He's basically a CPA.
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Today is Monday, August 31st and we are watching Sports on TV.
It is technically sports season.
The fall that wasn't going to happen, I don't know about you Big Cap, but I saw college
football on Saturday night.
Oh, I saw college football on Saturday as well.
It was a terrible game, but that doesn't matter.
I also, oh my God, this game, we're watching Utah Denver Game 6, so for anyone, all the
Jazz Nuggets fans, like, you never talk about the game, here's me talking about the game.
We're watching it.
After, was it Wednesday's show when we said that the Jazz and the Nuggets are the same
team?
They are.
We sat down, we did some sporkles.
We sporkled and Jake actually forgot about the Jazz because he remembered the Nuggets.
They should allow whoever wins this game or whoever wins the series, they should just
allow them to pick up like four players from the other team and move forward.
So yeah, we had some college football on Saturday night.
It was exciting to get the juices flowing, even though it was a crappy game.
But we also had this weekend, the first sign, you know, when the temperature gets below
80 and you're like, ooh, is that fall?
Is that fall blowing in here?
It's not there yet.
But is it, they're never going to score again in this fucking game.
I thought about putting on, I thought about putting on long pants this weekend.
Yeah.
I stepped outside.
I was like, maybe I shouldn't wear shorts.
I was like, no, that's crazy talk.
It's still August.
I'm rocking my shorts.
But yeah, there was like a chili breeze, which was nice.
It felt glorious.
So we did just go through what like the college football schedule looks like the bones of
the college football schedule.
It was sad to go through what we too would have looked like with, I think it was like
Oregon and Ohio State and Texas LSU, but let's not talk about that.
Let's talk about sports that we can control right now.
The Lakers are on to the next round.
The Blazers, that was fun, but it's over.
The Mavs are eliminated as well.
That was also fun, but it's over.
Luca is a people.
I love when the Clippers finished off the Mavs.
The whole story was, well, Luca's arrived.
Yeah.
He's arrived.
He's a superstar.
And I'm not going to argue with that, but they also lost the series in the first round.
Yeah.
But he's arrived.
Yeah.
He has arrived.
They did.
It was like, well, you need to put the pieces around.
If you get the right pieces around Luca, then they could contend for a championship.
And it's like, yeah, you can say that about a lot of good players.
Right.
If you put the right pieces around them.
They also, they didn't have Chris stops.
Yeah.
So Przingis was out.
I think the series would have been a little bit different.
They also, they also finally had to meet playoff P who showed up in the last two games.
Playoff P has arrived.
They also may only scored 15 points today actually.
So whatever.
Playoff Morris.
Playoff Morris.
Dude, Marcus Morris is such an asshole.
The look on his face when he just straight up swung on Luca was hilarious.
Such an asshole.
And then, then Jeff Van Gundy was like, try to figure out like, should I go down the
route of saying like this happened in the nineties?
This was just a normal, like hard foul.
And then he had a bunch of people online tweeting, you know, getting really into it.
Like, oh, if this was, this was how they just shook hands in the eighties.
Right.
Punching you in the face.
Right.
Back when basketball players used to just like, they would throw live scorpions at each other
on the court.
Back when men were men.
Yeah.
Shaq was Shaq was like, Hey, this is just hard basketball is like Shaq, you were fucking
700 pounds.
Right.
Like you can handle someone just slapping you, you know, on the head.
They're never going to score again in this Denver, Utah game.
And I have the over.
And they're never.
So I just started taping this podcast.
Actually, since PFT said you're good, which was such a fucked up thing to say.
Why would you say that?
You're good.
Only two points.
You're such a jerk.
You're good.
I was trying to offer support.
No, but you said you're good.
No, I said you're good.
And then there's no chance you would be very happy right now if they were, you would not
be blaming anything on me.
But you can't say you're good.
You were good.
52 points.
No, I'm not.
I get 52 points.
Just get out of bed in the morning.
I'm not good.
All right.
Hank, congratulations on your Celtics winning game one wagon.
Killed them.
Killed the Raptors.
Was never close.
Was never really close.
It really wasn't.
How are you feeling?
Are you feeling like there's maybe some championship?
Oh, yeah.
Today was a big one.
I mean, we're going to smoke the Raptors.
Hopefully, you know, all the analysts, like everyone was picking the Blazers as, you know,
the team to watch out for last round.
Everyone's saying the heat now.
They're like, Oh, everyone, you know, they match up well with the Bucks like they could
beat them.
If we play the heat in the conference finals, I think we would smoke them too.
Oh, wow.
Are you saying that about the heat?
I'm saying that.
Did you just hear me say that?
I bet on the heat to beat the Bucks.
Oh, Charles Barkley.
Like the whole NBA obviously.
Oh, Charles Barkley.
All right.
Yeah, I'm glad.
Blazers were going to sweep the Lakers.
It was funny, the clip that was, I think I retreated this morning of the Lakers being
an underdog winning 4-1 because half of, you know, sports media had the Blazers beating
the Lakers somehow.
They're never going to score again.
PFT is all on you.
We just wanted fun.
You're good.
I'm going to stop saying that.
Just say the opposite.
Okay, dude.
Fucking dammit.
Big cat, you're fucked.
Yeah, I know.
Like honestly, I was trying to gas you up, but you're definitely fucked.
It's not going to happen.
Of course I am.
Of course I am.
All right.
What else is going on?
We have, what else is going on in sports?
What else we got?
Golf?
Big 10's coming back.
Big 10's coming back.
Oh, dude, that golf was so good today.
It was really good.
It was so good.
Dustin Johnson.
Hats off to the course for putting on a good showing up until the very last, the course
had no clutch gene.
Yes.
He did the entire weekend, just spanked the shit out of all the golfers.
And then Rom hits what, a 65 or 65 foot putt?
After Justin Johnson hit one on the 18th that he needed to go to the extra was it was incredible
golf golf.
Is golf having a moment?
I think it is having.
And you know what?
I was just thinking about this.
What America needs right now more than anything is something like we need a miracle and I
something that everybody can root for and be on the same team pulling the same way.
What we need is Tiger Woods to be in contention on Sunday at the U.S. Open because like you
remember at the Masters, everybody gets behind Tiger on Sundays.
We need a moment in America where we're not at each other's throats or Brooks or Brooks
either way.
Hopefully both.
Brooks, people would get.
Yeah.
Actually, no, I think one or the other.
I don't want to have to root against Tiger on Sunday, but I will if Brooks isn't contentioned.
I am.
We were joking about it, but like this is why we never should have killed Saddam Hussein
because he was he was the guy we just like bring up every 10 years like that's the bad
guy.
Who's the bad guy?
That's the bad guy.
Yeah.
Just run back to Iraq war every 10 years.
Dude, that guy, he's a fucking asshole.
Yeah.
All of our problems.
What we should do.
Problem solved.
We should elect a bush every 10 years and then reinvade Iraq and then everyone is like,
yeah, go USA.
Fuck yeah.
We're at war.
And now we're good.
And then we all forget about fighting against each other or Tiger be good at golf or Tiger.
I'm going to say one or the other.
I don't think that low energy Jeb is going to win this year.
So let's just get behind Tiger Woods right now, whatever's the easiest.
But it is.
It was a good sports weekend.
There was I looked at that like Saturday board and it was, I think I had, I think I
bet on every single sport.
I had WNBA, MLS, MLS is back.
There was some weird soccer.
I swear to God in England, they just create more and more of these cups and trophies that
it's like, I thought I had a grip on it.
And then Arsenal was just playing Liverpool for like the community award trophy.
I saw that was like the community shield.
What is going on right now?
How is this really a cup?
Yeah.
But the MLS is back again and then it's about to be back again in two weeks.
So back.
Why does it?
Why does the MLS even have an off season?
They should just play year round, right?
Why do they have a season?
They should just be the sport that's on TV or don't play times the week and you just
stumble across it.
You probably get more viewers from just like happenstance when there's no other sports
on at all.
Or they should just make it penalty kicks all the time.
Dude, the penalty kick channel, like the red zone, MLS was just all penalty kicks all
the time.
I'd be in a penalty kicks and in between every penalty kick, it's like it's either porn
or it's like those like 15 second pre-rolls that you see on YouTube.
So you sell an ad like every 15 or could just be.
So what happens to me often is I watch the Cubs game on the MLB package and afterwards
they run these ads and it's pretty much always just like, hey, you thought you were cooking
your steak correctly.
Well, here's how you should do it.
And I just end up watching 20 minutes of some attractive lady and some fat bozo with a chef's
hat cooking steak in front of a live studio audience and I can't turn away.
It's always like some weird painted copper kettle that you cook it into like some weird
and incredible.
You know what?
I think I just solved the MLS's problem.
Just call every game in the TV guide listing.
Just have it say like, try not to come challenge DC United versus Orlando and boom, you click
on that.
We're ready to go.
I bet you I won't nut.
Yeah.
So it's been a great weekend for sports.
It was a great weekend for sports.
We got some good second round matchups coming.
Oh, I forgot to mention that the Rockets are now back because Russ is back and I really,
really want to see the Rockets versus the Lakers because that is a Frankenstein series.
It's going to be like the Rockets are going to play no one over six, six and the Lakers
are going to play everyone over six and then you're going to get people saying like Dan
Tony's system is Mickey Mouse basketball, but it's still going to beat the Lakers.
Right.
LeBron James is going to it's going to be a flop out.
It makes no sense.
Those two teams playing each other and I'm very excited for it.
I want that to go seven LeBron James and James Harden driving at each other, both of them
flopping at the same time.
That's going to be must see TV.
Yes.
Yes.
All right.
So let's get to our who's back.
Hank, you are going to have Billy do your taxes, correct?
Absolutely not.
We were talking about it before the show and Billy was like, dude, I'm basically a CPA.
Billy was like, I'm sick with money.
He said, I took a class.
I was like, Billy, I'm fully as capable as Googling the things that you would Google
if you get my taxes.
Yeah.
Billy will get nice with Quicken.
Let me ask you a question.
Did you get a $500 from Cash App last week?
I didn't.
Exactly.
I'm a genius.
Yeah.
CPA Billy.
True.
Don't have to report that on your taxes.
Well, now you do.
Yeah.
It was a gift.
That's your CPA.
You don't have to report it.
Yeah, that's true.
Under $5,000.
Shawshank Redemption.
No, $10,000.
No, $20,000.
$10,000.
Yeah.
Whatever they said in Shawshank.
And Billy's profession at Microsoft Excel as per his resume that he gave us three years
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I actually know how to use Excel.
How many people do you think have fucked up their taxes just based on like one Shawshank
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Probably so many.
Yeah.
In Shawshank.
We're good.
Like I can just give these gifts and we never have to pay taxes on any of it.
All right.
Let's get to who's that.
But then they can break out of jail easier because they know all these tickets later.
That's true.
That's true.
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Okay, who's back of the week?
Hank.
My who's back of the week is LeBron James losing in the finals.
Oh.
So you might be saying to yourself, well, you know, it's only the first round, how could
that be true?
That's what I was saying.
Shot clock violation.
God fucking damn it.
That's the worst.
I mean, how do you have a shot clock violation?
Yeah, when you have NBA.
It's tough.
All right.
You're not going to get this.
What a joke.
LeBron James has a son, also named LeBron James and today he joined the FaZe Clan Esports
organization who had a call of duty championship match also this afternoon, which they lost.
Oh.
You know what?
I'm counting that three and seven in the finals, LeBron James lost the championship
today.
Correct.
So he lost another game in the first round, you might say.
So the Blazers still alive.
No, it was the championship.
Yeah.
But it's while LeBron James was technically kind of in the first nose today.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
You were wrong about the blazers.
All right.
So, so, Brony, technically, technically, yes, I was wrong about the blazers.
If you want to split hairs, if you really want to get into it, I'll admit it.
If you want to play a numbers game and be a be a big fucking nerd about it.
Yeah.
They lost in they didn't win in five games technically.
The only other thing that's weird about this is like, obviously he's the number one, you
basketball prospect if all the other prospects start signing with like e-sports
organizations I don't know how that's gonna work with college once you know
they're going to oh so we're gonna snitch on brawny so well the one and done
rule is gonna be gone soon so what percentage of phase clan does coach
K-one right that's my question it's dark money that's going into no one knows
who finances it right it'll be interesting to see you know obviously
with him being a little brawn James of his generation how like that's gonna work
multiple sports yes okay you'd be a pro gamer but a an athlete a student
athlete you can't go zero dark 30 if you're a professional e-gamer though right
you can't log off correct right he just has to quit playing basket his version
is stopping exercising while he's like in the finals for phase clan I like that
that's good who's back thanks pft my who's back in the only one by the way
okay my who's back in the week is mystery teams yeah mystery teams are back
in baseball so does anyone know when the trade deadline is this July 31st great
yeah it's like the hot stove league stops July 31st every year this year I
don't know when it is but I my 4 p.m. Monday August 31st whoa today oh yeah
that's so the Padres just like did like seven trades yeah it is the hot stove
league it which also means that it's Bob Nightingale season on Twitter where you
just like throw shit up in there and see if it lasts after I always laugh when
his tweets come across my timeline because his profile picture is just so
funny he's always wrong yeah he looks like an indicted middle school teacher
on his Twitter picture but he was saying that there's a mystery team now so
it's not just not just the Padres that are going after Mike Clevenger it's also
a mystery team who has improved their offer so I don't think are these mystery
teams ever real yeah does mystery team ever get the guy yes there's always
been yet no mystery teams gotten guys okay yeah swooping in last second
franchise mode miss like when you start a new team in Madden yeah you take
everybody else but yeah I guess they're the mystery team is now the frontrunner
mm-hmm so he's he's the guy that got COVID right or he like skipped out on no
is that police but I think I think I think Clevenger was pissed at Zach
please act I can't remember I think Clevenger they might they both violated
protocol yeah I think they got it but they both like one out or something right
right he fucked his way out of Cleveland okay the old delante West all right
is that it yeah okay my who's back is well I get to the first is everyone
tweeting about the Jaguars how short defensive window is because Yannick
and Gakwe did I nail that absolutely I fucking that felt good Yannick Yannick
and Gakwe traded the Vikings that's gonna be a problem in the NFC North but
everyone was talking about how they were in the AFC Championship game in 2017 and
they now have two starters left from that from that game it's six pro bowlers
that year on defense all gone weird that none of them mentioned that Blake
Bortles is also gone feels like that's when it started to go downhill that's
the real story right okay so they lost Jaylen Ramsey and like a bunch of
really good linebackers and defensive ends but the real story is you have to
score points in this league yes you want to compete in an AFC Championship game
and they got rid of the quarterback I'm just excited for the Vikings defense to
be great and then Kirk Cousins to let them down yeah also you think I'm worried
about Yannick and Gakwe Jimmy Graham's gonna block that ass everyone knows you
Graham is an elite blocker I've forgotten the different weapons that the
Bears have added this offseason but they got taken and Jimmy Graham dynamic
through a 2000 yeah 2011 through 2015 also when they we first got it I had a
tweet that was if we just get half of their production from last year we're
gonna be great and it was then an asterisk said actually it's 2013 because
they both had like I think they combined had like 20 touchdowns also Jimmy Graham
played basketball in college true he could probably just box right we're good
all right so we also my other who's back is Darren Vell pissing off all of
Twitter which he does intentionally but he did it on Friday night he's weird he
somehow made a famous celebrity's death about him Chadwick Boseman which was
very very sad you probably saw him Black Panther also Vonte Mack not gonna I
mean that was maybe not his best role that was my introduction to Jack Boseman
yeah Vonte Mack no matter what but yeah Revelle did the he treated about how he
died on Jackie Robinson day and he played Jackie Robinson and he was 42 and
Jackie Robinson played 42 Jack was 43 and then everyone got mad at him I I have
a plea for the internet though Revelle just wants attention well so when
everyone replies to him and calls him an asshole he's that's the happiest he
can possibly be I think his heart was in the right place on this tweet he just
wanted to point out a series of numbers that were the same as other numbers
correct that were involved in someone a beloved celebrity who had just died right
that's what we're going to be the first big look at these cool stats about this
guy who died tragically yeah he wanted to bring awareness to the fact that 42 was
also featured in a movie that he was in which happened to be his age but like
are you really gonna get mad at Revelle for that everyone replying to him being
like delete this dude I also I it tickles me when I see those people because
they're like this is not right it's like if you are honoring Chadwick Boseman so
well you're spending your night arguing with Revelle yeah yeah like what are we
doing here you're you're you're so you know beat up about his death that you
spent the night going at Revelle I actually think that Revelle shockingly
would be one of very few people on Twitter that people would pay money to
read his tweets and not because they like it's no anger they want to know
right they like being able to dunk on Darren Revelle online is actually worth
an admission price right but it's also become a sport that's not even a sport
anymore it's like breathing like you just do it he tweets something we dunk on
it's kind of at least there's no video on this one yeah that's true Billy your
who's back I have two who's back to the week whoa comes prepared first one is
Kim Jong-un is back from the coma oh really what about his sister he reappeared
his sisters now disappeared so they think that they he did a little switch to make
sure to see who's loyal to him she got a sex change and now she's Kim Jong-un
second who's back also sort of communist related is the former Republic of
Yugoslavia Joseph Nurkic posted a picture of him and he goes some Balkans
boys and it's a picture of Donkic Bogdan Bojan Jokic Vokovic Dragic and just
all those European dudes and I was realizing that all those guys where the
countries they come from are all in the former Republic of Yugoslavia right so
like there like if that if Yugoslavia remain today their Olympic team
national team would actually be pretty good yeah could maybe there were there
were really good athletes back a day like Yugoslavian soccer team was pretty
good their basketball teams always nice that was just ASMR for Mark Cuban to what
you just did yeah yeah you just like hold say those names again
poor thing is do it do it again donkic Bogdan Bogdavic Bojan Bogdanovic
yo how bad is donkic his ass
we don't kick dumpers yeah I'll get yo have you ever seen a donk like this smoke
Smelajik Zubeck Marzanovic Marzanovic I 99 problems but it ain't one
anyway yeah okay great job great job Yugoslavia is it's a sick name for a
country too yeah I'm tired of having to remember both Bosnia not a country
Govindia it's not a country anymore oh yeah it was back to me Billy is gone
full time back Yugoslavia Billy's reuniting the Eastern Bloc countries
anyway a lot of these guys wait so is Yugoslavia in the USSR they were part
yeah well that I don't know like a satellite tree I don't know the history
of Yugoslavia you're just talking me on the side you just looked at me and stop
talking to Mike and just look like what would you say to me no I was you said a
sidebar with me well yeah it's just kind of cool they can all sit at the same
table because a lot of the countries that they have like ethnic rivalries and
stuff so it's kind of a big show of unification of people give me a chance
right pieces back right okay all right let's get to our interview awesome
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special guest five-time all-star NBA champion gold medalist Kevin Love
Kevin would you would you rather be a gold medalist or an NBA champion it's
kind of the mellow question here which one was more important to you I think
for a legacy piece probably I mean I think 100% it's the 16 2016 champion
wrong why do you hate America yeah I love America but America is such a
superpower in general let alone basketball but like you know we get look
at who he got to put on the floor it was a 20-year anniversary of the dream
team they were talking to us about being you know the second version of that 2008
coming off the redeem team but like you know we're supposed to win so yeah big
cat said you were what a six-time all-star five-time all-star do you
really consider yourself a five-time all-star cuz that first one that was
David Stern being like Kevin's gonna fill in for y'all my IP yeah all right
but do you count that as an all-star it's kind of an asterix by it I always
tell everybody it's like okay I've kind of I've kind of as far as being an all-star
getting accolades in the NBA like I've been a six-man most improved player all
NBA I've been an all-star starter I've been all-star straight up as a reserve
and I've been an injury replacement so that first one yeah it was a little like
you would think I would have called him up and asked him yeah we'll never know
by the way I did a bad job starting the interview I wanted to ask do you want the
hard questions first or the easy questions first well I heard something
about primo box so yeah do you want do you want I think we you want the hard
questions a little bit give me all right you want you want to get loose wet my
beak okay like being so great at everything Kevin great at everything
uh-huh that's a loaded question that's an easy question just see that I got
the yeah I don't know where you headed with this box it's it's pretty fucking
yeah easy question so obviously the bubbles going on right now we're
actually recording this right after the bucks and the stoppage on Wednesday do
you feel like you're being a little left out because of like everyone's talking
about the NBA everyone's watching the NBA the bubble has been fantastic and for
the teams that aren't involved it's got to suck yeah I mean you got to command
you know it's hard for me not to say David Stern but Commissioner Silver and
everything that I mean CP on the player side Michelle Roberts you know all the
players too because what they've been doing down there the products been
amazing yes it's it's almost like watching you know a heightened pickup game
yeah these scores have been in the 130s 140s guys have put up monster numbers
so what Luca did the other night Donovan Mitchell 50 twice in Jamal Murray's
coming back and guys were talking shit and you know Luca and Montress Harrell
going back or forth you mentioned Murray saying you know you can't guard me
Lakers are put I mean full playoff mode now after even myself saying it would be
a good series between them and the Blazers but I talked to JJ the other
day Redick about relevancy and us being in the delete aid and going into our own
bubble and having to play and not knowing we're gonna play into next season
but yeah it is really hard not to be a part of this but thankfully we have our
I mean like you guys too it's it's you know our platforms in order to not only
be backed in our messaging but the NBA pushes us that's why it's great on all
sides they push us into talking about you know certain messages or social
injustice or everything that's going on with COVID and it's a global game and
we had Giannis who's Greek freak obviously from Greece MVP we have you know
Slovenian that was rookie of the year last year yeah everybody knows that is
in Luca and then from the Cameroon I mean we have the the most improved player
right so like it's a global game I forgot Andrew Wiggins Canadian Canadian
yeah yeah Andrew Wiggins carry Australian yeah very good people wouldn't
know deli yep big deli has his own children's book reaching that younger
demo I need to read that yeah nobody it's a big one it's like the Rudy of
professional sport like NBA yeah I love him I mean I always go back to after
you guys won the championship when he was wearing that Hawaiian shirt hoodie
getting pictures with two coronas in his hand yeah how good of a time did he have
celebrating that so funny you asked that he was behind me like I had this you
know convertible you know cut the roof off whatever you know phantom I don't
know anything was like a ghost right Rolls Royce and behind me he has like a
fiat right and everybody's going crazy for deli because he's like a folk hero
yeah and like a deli should almost have a statue himself in Cleveland because
every time he checks into a game and the year before in 2015 if you guys don't
remember he had to guard staff like 40 minutes plus a game yeah and there was I
forget what game it was after it was like four or five it was at our place so it
must have been three or four because they they had the better record than us they
had home courts the Warriors did came back and I remember his whole body was
just gone they put him on IVs he was cramping throughout never seen it you
almost had to go to hospital yeah so like he he gives everything to the game so I
appreciate that but I remember like you know I'm standing up I got the two belts
I got the cigar you know I took Tristan's Cuban link and was wearing it so sweet
you know and meanwhile deli's just getting all the love from from the back
I'm setting up I'm like you know in the big three third guy you know what's up
and then deli's just getting so much he should put a statue it should be him
like hitting clay Thompson the nuts yes as a statue yeah and it's made out of
like brick or nails or something court did he ever piss you off in practice like
when he go harder than everyone else yeah would I never and then when you would
retaliate is funny like there's situation where you know because he was
going against Kyrie he made Kyrie a lot better anybody who he plays he's making
a lot better and there was a point where Kyrie just had enough and we might have
lost a couple games in the road in a row excuse me and if we that's the thing
like we actually I felt like because we had LeBron there's just so much that
comes with that so therefore there was so much pressure on us to win especially
in the East so like anytime we lost two games in a row the world was coming
crumbling down especially in those first couple years and you know Kyrie comes
into practice they're going after it you know tensions are high it's got a
midway through the season and like you know there was a push a shove punches
throwing the whole thing and deli's just like you know why don't why don't we do
that to the other team might I might why would do that to the other time it's a
good point yeah and honestly when you say it like that in that Australian
accent he does make a good point yeah if it would have been me you know so you
mentioned the like LeBron and being on the big three I'm a biased LeBron
hater so I just want that out there yeah I understand that's a common thread at
Barstool yeah yeah no we have he's fun to laugh at I do think that he's the best
basketball although I have an alternate persona of Lake or Dan but yes that
yeah I'm LeBron hater so but I've always thought he is not a bad teammate but
his energy makes it difficult for his teammates to kind of exist because like
you said like when you win it's it's LeBron and when you lose it's usually
his supporting cast isn't good enough did you feel that like did you feel on
on a given night like if things go wrong it's probably gonna be on me not well
I definitely thought that actually mentioned that to JJ the other day it
was a lot of the onus when we lost or had troubles was you know I would say
most of time pointed at me like we had a new coach we were getting to getting to
know each other there was a bunch of hiccups row bumps along the way but you
know for me it was I was coming from a situation where I was getting almost 20
shots a game in Minnesota and with that starting unit whenever I was in we were
rolling I was catching the ball at the elbow I was playing the game from the
inside out how I was always taught I give back to OG basketball but you know
then I then I was just you know I was either at the break we called the
titties sometimes excuse me 2020 can't say that or I was in the corner just
spreading the floor so we had two guys you know we had a freight train playing
downhill and then Kyrie who you guys it's just a magician he's right one of the
best ball handlers ever and best below-the-roam rim finisher finisher
excuse me I've ever seen in my life so we had to do whatever we could and
sacrifice and I felt like I had to sacrifice the most in my game especially
in order to get the best out of them and the rest of our team so for me it was
yeah there was a lot a lot of layers that went to that but in figuring it out
it did take me a long time but I do say this about LeBron and people laugh when
I say this but he has such a gravitational pull in general that he's
like a planet right so he wants to come in and he wants practice to be hard if
his energy is up we're going hard if he's comes in and he's not talking to
anybody if he's you know pissed off in a bad mood we've lost two in a row and
that's warranted we're gonna be so good we're gonna be so everybody is kind of
hanging on to see how he's gonna react to certain things and he catches a lot
of eyeballs he's just that's who he is it's on James so I think there is a lot
to that but on the other side it actually lifts you up and makes you a lot
better and I think that's why and I truly do believe that we were probably the
most talented underachieving team in regular season almost ever like if you
look at us on paper you say oh they should win 60 plus games every year
hundred percent right and we're going you know it's still top-heavy in the
Western Conference so therefore we're only playing those teams twice right it's
not like we're playing them four times two at our place two on the road like we
do at the Eastern Conference teams so you would imagine we would you know get
60 plus wins at least 55 wins every single year and and should be you know
the first team in the Eastern Conference and potentially contending for
home court advantage in the finals but again come playoff time come finals time
we were locked in and a lot of that has to do with our identity and who LeBron
is and was during the regular season because I'm always interested in this
does he would he like if you guys had a bad spell was he like yeah I don't care
because it's not the playoffs yet because I always kind of respected that
part of LeBron's game is that he saw the bigger picture yeah you see teams will
ball like go balls to the wall in February like what are you doing yeah
like this is and would he consciously let the team know like hey we're trying
to win but we're also not trying to get burnt out in the middle of January yeah
I think he understands I mean I feel like we pretty much had our identity down
when it came to playoff time that even that first year in 1415 but I think it
changes every series changes every kind of I guess you could say section or time
of the season because I think throughout you want to continue to trend in a
direction where it's conducive to winning come playoff time so being locked
in continuing to string as together as many wins as you could like that's great
but I think when we got to you know the 2017 finals or even that year which I
thought was our I still do believe to this day our most talented team and you
know we lost 4-1 in the finals which is tough I mean a 73 and 9 team added
Kevin Durant one of the greatest players of all time I mean that's they added
another MVP to the team that's tough but you know I really do feel like we kind
of not let the foot off the gas but I'm thinking deep here is that we just
really wanted to make sure that we were rested we were in the right place
mentally so really seating didn't matter for us right and home court at least in
Eastern Conference didn't matter for us because we knew when we locked in and we
knew Tyler was so great when it came to X's and O's when it came to to play
calling when it came to after timeouts when it came to just schemes you know for
defenses or what we're doing the offensive end throughout the playoffs so we
knew come playoff time that we were comfortable we knew our identity and
moving forward we were going to be great regardless of the seating so I think
Bron got pissed if we lost any game right and I think we took that personal as
well so and the outside noise played a big part to like you try to say oh you
don't listen to it don't listen to it but it finds you it's just we live in 2020
you know it's an attention economy like so much is getting put into that right
interesting yeah so like it just is part of it you try to get away from it's
even like through through COVID or the social injustice stuff it's like you
try to stay away from it keep informed but it's gonna find you and that's just
kind of how it was for us it was it was a little bit of a soap opera and we
really did thrive under chaos more chaotic the better we did for whatever
reason yeah 2016 in the finals game 7 the end of the game you're supposed to
lock down Steph Curry were you afraid in that moment or were you like I if I
were you and this is probably why I'm not a basketball player a professional
basketball player besides being only 5 10 and a half but if you were if that
were me I would be your contract I shit it I'm 5 I'm actually 5 8 but if I say
play yeah he was using six one yeah well these shoes by the way these are six
shoes because they gave me three inches and they're not actually lifts I guess
I am six feet right now but if I were you and I were in that position I would
just be shitting myself I'd be like I hope I don't fuck this up well that what
you were thinking or were you like I got this yeah I mean naturally you're
going to get the I mean first time ever unanimous MVP right this team 73 and 9
but again I forgot to mention preparation when I came to Tai Lu and
our team in general like we had gone over that particular play I mean hundreds
of times gone through it in film hundreds of times had seen it throughout the
game especially in their fourth quarter package a number of times because they
wanted they knew that we were switching most of time one through five and that I
was on Dreymont so I was I was guarding the four you know he's gonna set the
flare for for clay and we weren't gonna switch that come over the top and then
when when he set the screen for Steph and I think JR might have been ended up
on a on Dreymont after that but I always say it was actually you know I played
great defense but as far as a defensive scheme and play it was actually a bad
defensive possession because I wasn't supposed to let I was supposed to deny
the ball back to Steph and I let him get the ball back so so Dreymont had caught
it kind of in the corner was like okay I need I'm gonna need Steph to make this
play because he's done it time and time again and you know he throws it back to
him I'm actually supposed to deny that you know luckily I kept my feet down you
know knew everything was at stake but I think part of the reason I was able to
do that in that moment was because yes first of all it's locked in we went
through it so many times we prepared so many times and that was a play that
really stuck out to us in late game situation but I think more than anything
it was my mindset changed in the series you know I come off a concussion I
hadn't played the next game in game three we ended up winning so I'm like I'm
just gonna focus on defense and rebounding mm-hmm that's all I'm gonna
focus on here so when that time came I was I was more ready than I probably
otherwise would have been had I not decided to focus on that if he drives on
you though I found the shit out yeah it was good defense but he also I was
guarding the three you got to be like thank God he took it he took a shot there
and not and we I've seen him make that shot I mean we all have time again
against even bigger players right he comes back the next year in the finals I
think it might even game one maybe get I think it might have been game two where
they blew us out because game one was was crazy really suspect foul call
charge block they went can't you know call it a charge went back so it was a
blocking foul that was suspect so it just had never happened before it's
unprecedented in a in a in a game especially of that magnitude an NBA
finals game yeah brawn has you know one of the best finals performances of all
time you know we go out there I have a big game guys are playing great guys are
ready for the moment then we lose it's like that just took the wind out of our
sales so wait so so I'm sorry so yeah so you're like just so that play but in
general as a bigger guy yeah when you get on an island with a guy with sick
handles a point guard are you just like in the backyard like this fucking sucks
oh yeah I mean it's tough in today's NBA it's it's tough because and you know
there's no hand-checking and right it's been like that for a while but it's such
a pace and space league now I mean take a look at the rocket so the best example
of it you know there's a number of teams that you know I did a story with with
Jackie McMullen who you know was was talking about the new era of the big
man and it said in the last fight she said in the last five years because we
have advanced stats now and analytics for every single team like we base kind
of sometimes what we do on that right and numbers tell a story so she was
saying that 50% of I mean total excuse me post touches are 50% down in the last
five years I believe it so you don't see a traditional five-man anymore even have
guys like I mean you know we're talking about Milwaukee earlier Brooke Lopez out
there shooting threes you have Marcus all out there shooting threes even
you know Valtunas out there shooting threes Joel M. Bede out there shooting
not well but yeah he's out there shooting three you know if you don't have
that in your game it's almost like you know can I put them in in certain
situations because you have to guard you have to switch you have to guard ones
and twos you have to guard a staff you have to guard a Kyrie you have to guard a
Russell Westbrook at James Harden so switching on to them in the open floor
and asking for help is already a disadvantage Daniel Lillard same way
like it's it's hard to do Steven Adams can't really play in the series against
the Rockets like that's kind of what it is playing but you can't play him long
minutes because it doesn't really fit with you help off of PJ Tucker he's
getting in the corner you're shooting three right he shot the most and I think
it maybe even the highest percentage of anybody in the league from from you know
that corner there and he's yeah he's six five seven foot and they're not able to
take advantage of that they go double somebody else has to beat you so again
to answer your your question yeah I think if I would have funneled him into the
lane we probably would have had to help and maybe they would have kicked it out
to Clare kicked it out to another player but we would have made somebody else
beat us yeah but in that moment you know he even said it too it's funny he came
out in our place that I should have driven Pascal in love I could have done it
easy yeah that's fair but you didn't if I were you I would watch the replay of
that just like still nervous and think to myself shit I hope he doesn't drive
by the way I still watch that I've never watched the game in its entirety I've
never watched the game by the way for first half the first half of the game
isn't even worth watching yeah because then JR comes out and I think they're up
eight points he has two threes and scores a layup but I don't even watch the
first half I can remember walking back to the locker room with James Jones who
now works in the front office for the Phoenix Suns really close friend of mine
and he I looked at my said does this even feel like a game seven and you know he
had been a part of all the finals runs with with Braun yeah and he's like no
really yeah and then at the locker room I was like where's it like where's the
energy where's the you know we need accountability when so we came out in
the second half and we were we were we were locked in and ready to go so the
second half is amazing yes it's incredible and I remember the last four
minutes I'm sitting here like this at a time out but I remember the last four
minutes really nobody scored yeah yeah I re hit that big shot and and Braun had
the block to stop whatever you and brought went to free the line hit the one
free throw put us up for but I can remember sitting down so it always went
brawn at the front Kyrie or excuse me JR myself I was in the middle
Tristan and then Kyrie was always at the end so LeBron and Kyrie on opposite
sides of each other yes got it it's far away from each other as you would say I
think both of them wanted to feel like they have a huddle yeah I got you go
ahead so you're sitting there yes I'm sitting there nobody's saying a word but
I can remember looking like everybody's going crazy I'm gonna say Phil night
sitting right there Lynn Merritt who's the head of Nike Global Basketball I see
you know Guy Fieri Guy Fieri's obviously there if you guys had Guy Fieri on the
show we would love to there before the grassy guy diners drive ins and drives
and I could be like a conversational pivot but I just remember you know I
think everybody like we even had our fans there the you know 100 people that
were up there friends and family and you know we're in this chaotic Coliseum
type experience like they just let the lions out right and I just remember
looking at everybody like oh wow we're like we're gonna win this we're locked
in and like I'll never unless you're in that moment and the guys are all locked
in and around cuz typically guys are going doing their own thing and and
talking whatever guys are you know loose with with the huddle most of time I
just we excelled a lot of the time because of how much talent we had but
we're so locked in and when Tyler came in and sat down he just kind of looked
at us drew up to play and I actually believe that might have been when you
know Kyrie we came down in the possession and he hit the big shot but
that type of thing you just can't draw up but I just remember how locked in we
were and that still today like resonates with me in such a big way in those
finals because you know hearing basketball players talking to Kevin
Duran always talks about like how much he appreciates just like great
basketball did you have moments when you're in any of those finals you're
like this is just insanely good basketball like the level that both
these teams are playing at and the you know the the margin for error is so
razor-thin like this is did you have a chance to like appreciate it well yeah
actually getting back to walking into the locker room at halftime it's a long
walk at Oracle RIP Oracle I mean it's not gone but it's gone into the city but
to us it's gone which is which is too bad because what a great arena to play
obviously hate the fans but yeah also love the fans at the same time loud place
but we're walking back to long walk and you know I think the margin for error
question is great because we were this is a team that we're playing against in
the Warriors that if they get it to double digits you you get in your brand
you're like oh man like you very seldom do you come back from double double digits
to this team they have so much firepower Clay and Steph get going you know you
know Dre is you know doing his things in the running for defensive play of the
year every single year and they just have the thing rolling if they get Oracle
going it's so loud it's a tough place to play really really tough maybe the
hardest at that time because they were 73 and 9 it's so good but we knew that if
we didn't make up any of our ground from that eight-point deficit that if it
got to double digits we could be in trouble especially in the second half
guys are gonna get a little you know asshole's gonna get tired guys are gonna
get a little bit more tense you know guys are gonna start doing things outside
of maybe even their character or their game and you know for that to happen to
us would have been you know pretty tough because you've seen it time and time again
even in the playoffs in finals games as well we saw it the next year when we
played them like if you give them enough of you know a discrepancy they're
gonna take it they scored nine points in like 30 seconds yeah it's almost like
you have to be up by 10 at halftime because in that third quarter they can
come out and they're the best third-quarter team in the league they'll go in
like a 16-0 run like that and they're capable of that quick yeah we get the
crowd going Steph's going you know it's just it's it's a tough tough place to
play but on the road like that we had to be locked in so that the margin for air
was incredibly incredibly low that must have felt just incredible though after
you did accomplish it you win the championship and then I always think
that it's better that you were coming back from the West Coast because you got
to take all these detours on what you got to party right well have a great
time yeah Jair Smith and put a shirt on for what like a week I mean I feel like
it was the whole summer he was playing can can and Barry in in Cleveland he was
playing the golf course with a shirt on like sir first of all you have to tuck
it in and I got you know what we'll just the coolest thing was so I'll talk
about the detour after I say this but I went to New York after the fact and like
everywhere we went we were saying it like what's up champ like oh we got this
take care of you oh this is on us oh it's from the table over here sending you
champagne it's like it was pretty a pretty amazing amazing ride and all
things considered like unprecedented coming back from 3-1 City of Cleveland
52 year drought for a major sports championship like that was that was
really cool and going back to the deli thing like seeing the parade you know
they put all the barricades up but I've seen like everybody from the bordering
states everybody came in and they came into Cleveland to show their love if
they were a Cavs fan and put the barricades up we're supposed to be a
45-minute deal go down East 9th Street and then just you know go near the water
where the Browns play and have this you know epic like soundstage and just a
huge field of a ton of people but it was a three and a half hour thing because
they broke through the barricades and then if you've seen the photos which are
great yes everybody's right next to the car I remember this security card that
we had got his foot ran over like three times so it's when has a hundred degree
day like you know I'm smoking a cigar pouring you know all the alcohol and
wine that had had the last three days we had a party and went out the night
before at my house started there and went out so we were out till 4 or 5 in the
morning they shut down the streets for us so like it was it was a lot you guys
are playing beer pong at your house right yeah we had three bars set up it was
pretty sweet yeah did you see the video of the guy eating shit mm-hmm there was a
Cavs fan yeah in the parade you know I'm gonna say at my house no yeah I mean
Jair might have been pretty high at the parade people were like flooding the
street like you mentioned they had the police horses and the horses were
shitting in the street and one Cavs fan was so excited that he just runs out
into the middle of the road picks up a piece of horseshit and eats it and then
turns to the crowd everybody applause for him so you had a big hand in that
does that make you feel good or you do you want to say thank you to the guy thank
you to the guy that decided to eat horseshit yeah I hope it was a it was
tasty stallion or you know I'm trying to think of Clydesdale yeah yeah Clydesdale
would be more I can show you the video if you'd like to watch it I would love
to watch okay we can get a we get a reaction but insane but let me interject
for one last second here is that oh first of all and I'm wearing this shirt
obviously huge Stone Cold fan used to try and stun her people when I was in
like fourth grade raw was so like crazy amazing back in the day and by the way
best to me best intro ever like yeah glass shatters absolutely gives me chills
today we were actually actually when I score in Cleveland that's what they play
really yeah it's a great call that is sick but the you know I did the beer bash
after the game I think people have seen that video and Stone Cold gave big love
to that but then people were throwing me beers in this car and I'm like okay
there's this you know again white Lamborghini white Rolls Royce fan I'm
going three miles an hour it's stagnant it's you know 100% humidity the heat
index is 115 I'm leaking you know 1942 and guys keep throwing me beer so I'm
smashing I'm doing the whole thing and then like I grabbed two blue mountains
cores throwing them out there right back to the guy I'm like no no no I'm good so
I'm like alright let's see what the crowd can do with these beers so I'm like
filming them everybody's taking photos by the way the what I was really upset
about with the Cleveland crowd and especially the men is that they didn't
know how to do a proper beer bash that's it I mean that's a life skill younger yeah I mean
it's it's yeah like the Gen Z's literally just smashed yeah like you gotta crack the
top yeah gotta relieve some of the pressure just a little bit that's all
you need it's not like shotgun I've seen people mess it up way too many times
right but the beer bash is is a skill yeah and it's a skill that everybody
should learn it's like changing a tire absolutely because there's it is
something that I haven't done when I actually the last time I did was probably
my 30th birthday it's five years ago but it is something that whenever people see
you but it's a mile do it yeah they look at their like holy shit yeah it was
actually that might have been like the the first night big cat and I ever
party yeah was on his birthday down in Arizona right yes we got a party bus and
then somebody played the stone cold entrance music on the party bus and then
big cat was like well I have to do this it's a panty to her the best part
with the best part about that is it was a party bus but it actually was one of
those like steel cage match no we had a we had like some kind of giveaway where
people got to party with us so it was a bunch of strangers yeah and I just soaked
them all in beer and they were like well this isn't fun okay here's the video of
the guy eating horse poop at the parade this is great I thought we were past that
no no this is gonna watch you okay there you go so this guy goes for once his
buddy's pulling back no don't do it it's not the big guy yeah you guys got us
through that would have sucked it must be the Tim's he's wearing yeah real dirty
Tim's really dirty Tim's live reaction yeah he's got the Kenyan Martin tattoo on
his neck to Kmart shout out to Kmart wow has he eaten it yet oh he didn't spit
out he fully ate it yeah yeah full handful too I mean not just like you
said yourself yeah that's your legacy 52 years of eating shit I don't I don't do
this shit anymore then immediately does it all right I'm gonna read a tweet to you
I want your reaction in the moment when you read it okay well if if I've read it
or do no you oh you've read it stop trying to find a way to fit out and just
fit in be a part of something special just my thoughts that hurt my feelings
yeah what are you serious like when you read that because it I remember reading
at the time like damn I feel bad for Kevin love like that's because it was
such a sub tweet to yeah I mean I don't know if it was specifically you but it
was the whole team it was specifically you I mean it was it was like you knew
you do the 23 and me and then you get like I'm 80% like I was majority that
guy yeah it's like 80% Kevin love you know 8% Deon waiters you know deli's
like in the negative right it's like negative windchairs but uh no I was
dead you know it's one of those things now like I look back I probably did take
it personal in the moment it was tough for me like I had to adjust that's what
all I wanted from those guys was to just have the recognition like oh this guy
sacrificed a lot right like his his learning curve having to do that is a
little bit different and like considering where I came from to where I'm
not like I need to be you know I didn't have a lot of vets and we almost had to
like a big revolving door in Minnesota I think one year we had 27 different
players and guys that were trying to make their their way into the league and
at one point like Darko Militius was the highest paid player on the team that's
crazy let's just imagine that's crazy he's making like six million so we had
one of the lowest payrolls you know a new coach a new GM you know and just you
know guys that didn't know how to win so it was very very tough for me to not
have veterans and under so I had to go through it and that was only I think
20 30 games in when that sweet happens so I think he was trying to find ways to
get the best out of me get a rise out of me but also like you know I'm gonna play
this to the media so that you come back and this doesn't happen again so I you
know there was there was a lot to that but since I mean bronze a brother did
you walk into the locker room the next day you're like what's up man like saw
the tweet no that sucked never talked about it no wow never never
acknowledge it at that I guess that's almost like the first test that he
probably was putting you through like I'm gonna tweet this it's gonna be about
you and then we're you're gonna figure it out we're gonna move on yeah you're
either gonna fit in or fit in right away anything to stop fitting out at
that point well I was just upset to that that you know they never put me in any
of the fucking photos yeah yeah I want to get some of that you know for the for
the you know we're dying breed why in the NBA yeah I actually were the minority
you know I just put on for the for the Larry birds of the world yeah I wrote a
whole wall in being like I think dream team Chris I was like I think Kevin
loves taking the pictures like I think they're going down to the bronze here
Kevin they're making this all wrong picture of us so one point I took
somebody had done like a you know Photoshop of my face and it was like
literally like a square like you cut it out like what I do like I'd be you know
when I was young I had the big Mark McGuire poster yeah and it would just
slap my face on there or 25 what's up I just love the just my thoughts part it
is just it's his Twitter so did that take a thing out of a little bit that he
put just my thoughts yeah the fact that it was just his thoughts yeah no one
else took just saying out of it in a big way yeah yeah I might start yeah you know
what actually I have like a obviously like most people do like a proverb as a
quote on my yeah I think I have something actually on my Instagram for
man the board a and actually no I do so for me I think I might just if you put
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little like after this when we post this on Monday you need to like quote treat
the part of my take I had a great time just my thoughts yeah had a great time
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that's the number three CHI.com and now more Kevin Love I do have kind of a
serious question for you is that okay yeah okay so I know backing back in
college well this is how we get into the hard stuff and then later we'll talk
about all the bad stuff but back in college I know that you definitely went
through a hard time or at least it seemed like you did with opposing fans
right like they got a hold of your phone number you got a lot of death threats
yeah but also to interject you might even get there at some point but the
worst thing I got death threats my family got death threats the whole thing
they said my uncle's music was bad yeah that's not cool beach boys for people who
are living under the rock like so are you ashamed that your uncle wrote songs
of Charles Manson no no that was Dennis oh okay is that what your uncle told you
nice yeah smart if you've read my uncle's autobiography which I know you
both have he actually said that I'm forgetting the names now of course like
I should really know this but his first son Mike and his daughter I don't know
if it was it was summer but the a couple of the kids got baby sat by one of the
girls that Charles Manson wow yeah I should really know that better but I
remember he also talks about you know he went out into the middle of the desert
I don't know if it would I don't think it was spawn ranch but I don't know if
there's one of the women that went up to C. L. O. Drive either but he saw he said
he Dennis came back all shaken up and he was trying to get away from the family
anyways but came back and he was shaking visibly shaken in front of the entire
band and my uncle he's like I just saw Charlie shoot some black cat and stuff
him down a well whoa so I'm like that's heavy duty yes so like to add that and
that that was some heavy hitting stuff in the autobiography but Dennis was like
he hit a house I believe in the Palisades where Charlie showed up and you
know like dropped to his knees went to his feet and said you know kissed his
feet and said oh brother it's so you know great to meet you kind of try to put
him under the spell and they start living in his house holy shit kind of
like what we're doing right now yeah yeah yeah I like that that was it that
was a crazy crazy time crazy period that's why it's crazy because once upon
a time in Hollywood yeah which I love by the way and that setting in that era he
actually comes up and hey this is where Dennis Wilson lives like he's asking for
which is pretty pretty crazy so and it's amazing to me that they have his
music they have his music on a Spotify yeah and if you've seen a mind hunter
which I'm so yeah they canceled the show they can't wait what they canceled my
hunter yeah they stopped they stopped it what do you mean like there's not gonna
be another season yeah which they just went over the Atlanta murders or murder
yeah that was a great great season amazing and they went and talked to
Charlie and they have like the real transcripts a lot of stuff but remember
holding forward because he's like he's you know he's listening to his music
that's not that bad yeah if your uncle had let him in the Beach Boys yeah we
might be thinking about Charles Manson much different light right now there's
not another season yeah have you ever heard if you heard a song garbage can
is a garbage I don't know I don't find myself listening to serial killer music
that much I had to you know I just went there to know you're not gonna
understand it but I just went there to know like oh you can find his music on
Spotify why yeah that is crazy we're ever gonna listen to that other than to
just you know if they're doing it for a paper yeah that's a weird that's a weird
fan told you that your uncle's music sucks and that made you really that made
your blood boil no oh my god I'm so angry no I actually didn't even understand
how big my uncle's music well I just you know he's Uncle Mike we went to all
that stuff you know all the concerts and still huge like you know fact that he
was on Full House and John Stamos is playing drums right yeah huge deal I
mean come on until I got to UCLA and then all the parents and the kid even the
kids that were like you know my peers in a year you know same year year-old or
whatever I was oh 708 I was there you know they were like oh your uncle it's
my club like Beach Boys and I love this I love this this album this you know I
played this you know God only knows or something at my wedding or whatever it
was so that's what I knew that he was big but the worst thing I got and the
funniest at the same time not any like the death threats obviously that's goes
back to the Manson stuff I was in we're at Pullman Washington we're playing
Washington State and you know whatever I had the night before just like you know
I was feeling some sort of way when sitting right it's freezing cold yet
here I am feeling like my temperatures through the roof right and I start
sweating all the way through my my blue jersey I mentioned like the baby blue
with the gold right and we have the that year we have reached a hundred
national championships and we had to see super cool but uh no they started
screaming butt sweat but sweat but so my my college teammates who I'm so close
with they still give me shit for that to this day yeah I mean but that'll get
inside anybody said like you got to respect the swamp yeah swamp yeah it
happens everybody but in the moment I don't do well in humidity even though
it was you know probably in six degrees in Pullman Washington and you're
nowhere but you know it was the swamp was real and that's a color that shows up
big time if you got butts what if it's like a light blue it immediately turns
you know maybe a hundred percent yeah I couldn't wear gray bottoms forever here
I'm sitting with gray bottoms like I'm okay now yeah we're in Washington just
has that effect I mean we're actually it was Aaron Baines was the center too
okay yeah so I had my down under was getting a little yeah yeah on the way
over we were talking about you in your college uniforms because have you ever
worn a jersey that actually fits you you're a big baggy jersey guy right that
one was pretty yeah I think it's it's PTSD from you know being as big as I was
yeah a sweet chin strap yeah there was in the other day actually to JJ I was
like okay you got to realize this my mom was basically I was going to like great
clips and then my mom was cutting my hair and that was pretty apparent when
you look at those photos right there's a very funny picture from I think it was
like your senior year at high school where you're wearing like these shorts
that go down past your shins where they're on John then a jersey that goes
down to your knees oh it's like your team jersey that you were wearing at the
time and here I can actually pull you were you horrible I know exactly were
you worried at all when you lost weight like you were gonna lose all your power
because that's where I'm trying to like stay a little bit heavier yeah this one
right that's the picture that's talking about slam see love slam I had the slam
diary my senior year right I had the slam diary yeah and how about this I was
national not only national player the I was national athlete of the year so when
you show that guy that guy was national that guy you my I'm more female national
gold medal for 20 years when the greatest I mean female athletes of all
time little on basketball players than that guy yeah that's crazy I had always
thought that when you were in college this might be like one of those
Bernstein Bears moments where you remember a memory that didn't actually happen to
you I was more Thomas the train but okay okay but yeah I thought that you were a
big undershirt guy like you wore big white undershirts in college but I can't
find a picture if you're wearing one online did you not in the uh I mean I
wore the tanks tight-fitting tanks underneath and then when you you know you
take it off it falls out it's like you know you're dating in the winter in New
York City right yeah man I scored this off and you go home and it's just like
that it works both ways right oh yeah oh yeah I mean you did it yeah yeah I did
absolutely that's why it's like so I lost the weights because the powers like I
lost the weight and I started to slowly start wearing like tighter stuff yeah I
feel good yeah yeah major glow-up lost like 30 pounds got rid of the chin
strap chinch up a sweet though yeah finish that is I went to right when I
got down there the first week that was at UCLA I was before like my dad threw me
the keys and was like all right you go and figure it out like I or again we
don't even pump our own gas so I'm going to the gas station like I'll have $20
unleaded please right you know so I you know I lost my train of thought but we
were you got UCLA yeah oh I got things oh haircut so I went down to my one of my
dad's best friends took me down to Carson California this week lives and took me
down to Carson to our people barber shop but like our people like I mean I was
like okay what do I go in and ask for I go just just do whatever like I figure
it out so he starts like gives me this chin strap and then he takes the hair
and just goes gives me like a one one and a half coming the next day full chin
strap I'm patchy here I'm completely white I'm 278 pounds all guys are looking
at me but then you could ball but then I could ball so I got the respect the
great equalizer I have two more hair questions then because we're on this
topic what how do you I understand like when you're younger you got bad hair
cuts how do you explain the fade in the 2018 NBA finals that was atrocious so I
started watching Peaky Blinders yeah okay yeah no this story is true if I was
like Tom Hardy looks cool silly and looks like these guys are awesome
let's try this okay and like nobody knows that's what I tried to do yeah no
like as soon as I saw it in the mirror I'm like oh here's my hat yeah a wrap of
bandana you go I was like oh great now I have to be you know 40 million people
are gonna be watching you know so that was that story and it didn't work out
well for me but once you know I just I just was like I'm just gonna roll with
it all right so then gray hair to gray hair are you gonna roll I'm rolling with
dying my hair and I tell people like I let everyone know I think you can't die
your hair in pretend that you don't like coach K I say like hey love you coach
here's my day like I'll tell I'll tweet be like died my hair today everyone be
cool about it are you gonna just go with gray yeah you have even though I get it
just like right my temples yeah so I get it kind of across the way excuse me and
I'm just gonna roll with it okay it's like you know when you do they do those
like just for men yeah that's right I has the black hair the guy has like the full
gray or white yeah blend them it's like oh this guy's he's too young to do this
job right I just don't know if he has the energy but it's like he put him
together oh man this is a distinguished guy we should hire George Clooney lived
in that world for like 30 years yeah you're gonna tell if he was 40 or yeah
he's dating Stacy Kebler and like yeah you know he's just you know okay so you're
rolling with it all right that gives me a little bit I'm still probably gonna die
it but yeah no I think you got a little bit coming in on here yeah no I got the
beard is a good luck I still haven't gotten there yet both of my both my
grandparents are both white at like four right five yeah I think you should
continue to die I think I have to do otherwise it looks like go on like
twitch and have like teenagers bully me and also have just you gotta hit the
right demo I mean yeah some of us have to yeah some kids have to think I'm
still cool but I mean you got the hat thing down yeah before we came on yes
you can always watch now people are saying every time I take it that I'm my
hair is receding which it's not but whatever that's that's just hat hair
yeah that's what happens yeah I've always wondered when it comes to big
rebounders and a lot of like people's contracts rely on getting those rebound
numbers up to a certain point yes the season if there's a free throw being
taken that's uncontested so there's nobody out from the other team trying to
rebound it do you make sure that like you get first position down there you're
like hey this is oh it's a known thing on our team and it's been that way
especially now we have Andre Drummond who's like led the league and rebounding
three four times but like Tristan Thompson Larry Nance myself but like
Bronn when he was not we all steal rebounds from each other it's like a
thing like you're good to have two rebounds stolen from LeBron every game
with Andre Drummond might be three or four Tristan Thompson but at the free
throw line that's a battle even if it's coming off the other side I might try and
grab it we might even at some point knock it out of bounds because usually my
ball my ball like for us it's yeah we still
that's it that's it actually I love that we we went over that because when they
see this they're gonna know like yeah yeah they're gonna say you're just as
bad as we are yeah yeah I just always wonder if there was like a hierarchy when
it came to a team where you're you know unquestionably the alpha where you're
like a veteran on that team you can't say anything you can't say anything it's
just every man for himself it's just every man for himself when it comes to
especially free throws every man for himself but if it's like coming so far
out of the way to come and grab it yeah and doing it like way over somebody's
like I got this you read it and then it just comes out of nowhere like that's
that's okay that's excessive yeah right that's excessive right but you know I
was taught from an early age maybe I should play tennis individual sport but
there's no such thing as a selfish rebound either end of play or you create
an extra possession for your team right so like and that was my dad's you had
vested interest in yeah obviously me getting rebound so yes but I'll probably
teach my son yeah absolutely what when did you first realize that you were sick
at outlet passes I always kind of it was just a feel thing that I did so back to
Mark McGuire I was talking about and by the way great doc that they all I hated
it you hated it yeah we thought it was sucked yeah why they put it in an induced
steroids so last ten minutes by the way and now this is not something but like
if everybody's juicid love the long ball and I love that people are throwing a
hundred I agree right I agree they just didn't mention it until like the very
end they're like oh by the way the steroids came in with Barry bonds took
the leg over you know right they totally skipped it and they only had so so on
there for like five or six minutes so it's just basically like a mark McGuire
documentary and it was too bad about the series like it saved that time saved
baseball yeah yeah I had like who has put baseball posters up in the room anymore
if it's not like Aaron judge right right like it's it's I don't know I I really
really hope that I don't know what the numbers say not a dying sport but like
baseball that was an amazing time that's why I love that maybe go back because I
think on my it was my I think mark McGuire hit 61 or 62 on my like 10th
birthday because it was 98 right so I was that was I was freaking I was
watching every at bat it was like my dad used to call me in when Griffey used to
get up there right sweet swing yeah that was a that was a crazy time yeah so the
outlet passes you were watching baseball and you realized like hey are you
were playing baseball and you're like this is how I can know so I my dad was
like oh you want to get big like mark McGuire here I am 10 years old I'm like
curling the the bar breaking because it's like the so that's what I was doing
everything like forearm wise because remember these to be like oh yeah 22
inch forearms yeah that's natural little did I know but I started doing that
and then I was watching I actually used to shoot like that so I didn't have the
strength because I played up three years with my brother at the time he was very
young for his age and eighth grade he stayed back as he was the youngest kid
in his class and by the way huge advantage for sports as well yeah but
um no I just that's how I shot so I had the accuracy that was make I was playing
with my brother just make it make it make it so anytime I had a little bit of
like an advantage you can get the ball up and over I was shooting it like that
so super super accurate with with that shot and then one summer I just sat like
this in my uncle's house in Southern California and just took the ball and
started at like two feet worked all the way back added my other hand and then
finally I started shooting like that so when I got into the game we got a
rebound was thrown it up court I just launched it was natural natural that's
awesome I used to throw a fit threaten to run away smash everything in my room
because I wanted to play football I want to be the quarterback let alone we
had you know we did have a weight limit to you know why I come from you have a
weight limit to play quarterback which I don't understand it's like they should
have a rule like you can't rush the ball right you can't run the ball whereas like
you know if you're on defense you can be as big as you want you kill the guy
that's little so you have a bigger quarterback anyways whole other kind of
worms there but no I just I want to play quarterback so bad that was like okay
here's my way my dad's like the paint is football use your elbows use your body
use your leverage and then when you get that ball throw it ahead plus watch
Bill Walton a lot of us this old-school Boston Celtics tape especially when he
was the sixth man it was cool to see them go against the Showtime Lakers and you
know the teams from that era were unbelievable right and then on top of
that I'm named after Wes Unsell RIP passed away this year so named after
Wes Unsell he had that great outlet pass over the head and from the chest one
arm the whole thing so I was watching him a lot and my dad had the presence of
mind to have me watch both of those guys were especially Wes considering that my
dad played with him and the namesake and I would have met him right yeah
middle name just clear that okay I would imagine they're also as fat Kevin
love it was nice to not have to run all the way down the court when you hit that
perfect outlet pass and they score and it's like I can just chill out here yeah
that's awesome there's no defense yeah right I did my job right ball at the
court yeah it's official I would especially if I had somebody who had a
receiver type body or quality to them like that was the best yeah or throw it
out to a fast point guard it's three on two or two on one or one on oh like it's
great it's it was so cool too because you were I feel like when you came on the
scene at UCLA and everyone started talking to you on a national level like
you were known almost for that more than anything else which is a very like you
don't really have guys who get known for that but it was such a cool throwback
thing like you got to check out Kevin love's passes yeah and at the time you
know I just I'm never I was never known for my jumping I could actually jump at
the time people forget that I jumped 35 inches at the combine max vert and you
know it was funny to see that the guys reactions all the way growing up into my
first few years and leaving okay hey white boy actually my dad's is so funny
because on my dad's draft card goes you know great shooter forward center six
nine University of Oregon runs the floor well you know great frame broad
shoulders good jumper for a white guy I mean I was it's really cool we still
have it back at home I was talking to my brother about my my baseball and
basketball cards I was like do we still have those and so here actually that's
cool he brought this out and Griffey was my guy being from the Pacific Northwest
but you can see that my it actually does spell base but then I spell cards wrong
of course but you know my penman's just oh there we go yeah you were yeah I love
it yeah yeah I read that when you were in college you reached out to Bill
Walton for advice or like he was a mentor of yours that is that accurate at all so
Ben howlin the coach at the time my college coach my only year at UCLA he
part of me not recruiting process but once I had committed and signed my letter
of intent he put me on with Bill Walton and literally I mean the guy it's like
coach wouldn't say it was like yay at a really bad stutter but once he fixed it
it's great it's like now we just can't get him to shut up yes yeah so no really
I we've interviewed before oh no like three hours three hours into it he goes
how long does this go yeah and we're like you you can decide when you want to
leave bill okay no it's amazing like I it was an Oregon UCLA game a couple years
back and Russell had donated the money for the Mohawston Center which is men's
and women's basketball so it was you know I did the weight room he did the
courts which is cool because we were college roommates especially on the road
and I go up there and do this interview with ESPN it's just like you can't get a
word in that's why he's talking he's literally singing my uncle song
Barbara Ann or whatever California girls and I'm just going on and so like
they're in his ear and I can hear it because I have the headphones on they're
like Bill Bill Bill you have commercial in two minutes it was hilarious
probably thinks it's like God talking to him yeah but he yeah it's probably for
the 30 minutes you know maybe got a minute and a half in maybe 90 seconds of
me talking he's saying UCLA and the tradition and the women and what it
stands for and Colchwood and set there to the pyramid of success let me tell
you my favorite quotes from that stories and you know Lou Alcindor and the big
man and what your number means and we're in there and Walt Hazard and the Hazard
and so like on and on and on and on and like you know God bless him he can speak
you know after having a awful stutter for so long yeah but it's like I mean it
sounds like you remembered everything that he said yeah when I was yeah so I
think I was 17 years old when I committed so that was big for me when you
played at UCLA because I think I've heard stories that like a lot of NBA
pros will go and play at UCLA over the summer yeah so did you do that would you
play with guys in the NBA and did you like did you think right away like I
belong here yes did it take a minute well it it took a minute against guys like
you know because I think my second day I walked in there and this was like you
know 10 days after I graduated from high school you're 18 18 years old and KG's
in there they you know they're just got traded or he's a Boston Celtic now and
you know they come back and they play that year I think they lost in the finals
they come back the next year and win in 0809 I believe he was defensive player
the rest of everybody like I played Dirk Lewitski Tim Duncan twice and KG
within my first dozen games and that's that's a lot in the Western Conference
if you go through like the Power Fords and Center on each yeah it's pretty
remarkable but yeah my second day there I was like man I gotta match up against KG
so you played against him yeah he was really cool he didn't have to be he was
really cool because he didn't know who I was from anybody and I was like I took
him aside after well done and I said hey listen you know how how do I leverage
how do I score on you when you're you know say he's 6'11 he's 7'1 right
real like same thing with KD like he's not 6'9 it was listed that he's taller
than that and you know he's like get the fuck I'm not giving you any so Jordan
Farmer I remember was there who was at the on the Lakers at the time said no no
he's serious he's serious so he took me aside for 10 minutes and started working
with me and it was just me there on the court so I'll always remember KG for that
wow then of course I get drafted by Minnesota he's the fifth pick I'm the
fifth pick it's Minnesota he's like like this hot shot he's like fuck this guy
yeah so he come you know and he's barking he's always like this though he
never takes every game so I respect about guys like him and Russ and AI I'm
like Jordan they never took a game I'm rarely a possession off like those
guys go hard that's a talent in itself yeah even as he got older he set the
tone in practice he set the tone but yeah when I got into league that that
changed a little bit because that now I was you know at that time I wasn't a
threat but I was right I was I was in the league and playing in Minnesota and
playing the Power 4 wait so you're 18 and you're playing pick-up basketball with
NBA players and you're like running up and down the floor and you're holding
your own that's not yeah that's crazy I always felt like I belonged yeah I you
know I think I in some ways it was unhealthy how much I just focused on
that like I always say like I was an I was an athlete student yeah no we saw
you spell you can't spell right yeah yeah that was yeah we believe you on the
yeah but no it's just yeah I always felt like I belong plus I think it was
being familiar with the guys I was playing with too so if if you know
there's three courts it's simply obviously you're running five so there's 30
guys out there and if SC guys came they would always be allowed on the floor if
UCLA guys came they were always allowed on the floor at least five guys so I was
playing with Russell Westberg Darren Collison Luke on my mood to like guys
like that were on my team so it was great like we felt like we had a vibe and
had a good thing going we came in ranked preseason number one yeah that we had
just come off of two final fours I'm trying to make another one which we did
lost to Memphis Derrick Rose tough one but no we felt like we belong and
actually speaking of that I can remember that my first day in the gym and I knew
Russell I knew Russ a little bit and we had become friends first day I was on
campus I'm walking up Bruin walk I'm with my academic advisor which didn't
necessarily me but Kenny Dawson he actually acted as more of a therapist for
me but I remember Russ and I were crossing paths I was going to history
class and he just he starts he's like hey man he's sneakers I was wearing
Jordan 11's with like no socks and didn't have them laced up and I'm sweating
like crazy because Bruin like UCLA is like a fishbowl so you have you know
we're all all the students say all the dorms you come down you have the
athletic center you have the student activities center you have Paulie
Pavilion you know you have the men's gym you have everything walking up then it's
the classes up Bruin walk so I'm just leaking sweat and he's making fun of my
tops backpack that I got from the McDonald's all American game my shirt you
know this is where I layer up is like if I had a shirt like this on say I would
have another down there so I that one would soak up the sweat sure that one
would soak up the sweat and then I would have this like yeah I'm good yeah and
then the swamp was just like I probably like put you know I'm a bit I still tie
the sweater around the waist yes that's still a thing yeah yeah sure yeah I feel
like once you pass 30 it's like acceptable yes yeah I mean if you are
living in the Hamptons then yeah you can tie a sweater around your neck around
your way visit yes strong it's a strong visit plus you're summering in the
thank you thank you that's a little pretentious but yeah yeah it's a
sweater tie guy but um no I can remember the first yeah I love this way by the
way speaking of sweat it's got hot out here yeah it is um it's a good luck roll
the first time I saw Russ in the gym and we had played fives we did but there was
probably a six month eight month window where I didn't see him play and that
first day he's grabbing rebounds top of the square bringing it down surveying the
court coming down seeing what he has calls for a pick and roll comes back
cross grains the ball comes over kind of Euro steps top of the square left
hand I'm like holy shit this kid's gonna be good like this kid's special so
people would ask me coming in because I got a ton of interviews that you know
hotshot number one player whatever at UCLA and they would ask me like who do
you think's gonna be a breakout star like who do you see is gonna be a
breakout stop I'll stop you right there easiest question I'm gonna answer all
your Russell Westbrook he's on my Daren Carlson yeah he's on my team yeah and
like I wasn't trying to make a Homer job out of out of or be biased I'm really
believe that so you know I can remember Darren Carlson got I think it at MCL
spraying in his left knee right knee whatever was and he went down for not a
dozen games but close to I think it might have been double digit games that
year so Russell took over the point garden that's when he just took off yeah
it's pretty cool yeah so you weren't surprised at all when he was and like
Darren both of his parents are Olympic level track athletes yeah so Darren I
mean even to this day retired after 10 years he I mean up and down the court
from line-to-line 94 feet he top five fastest player in the league and at that
point probably fastest player in college basketball so I was out letting the ball
to him and so here comes Russ he sees I get a rebound he knows just go take test
the shot and go boom layup dunk he starts dunking on guys you start doing I
mean just like everything with the ball and that's when I mean he just took a
major step forward yeah because I think he got comfortable playing the point
guard we move him to the two guard he defended he got up and down I hit him
with the outlets he made the right plays and nobody worked as hard as him
like I thought okay I'm gonna be the first of the gym I'm gonna get my shots
up try and be the last to leave I had to take two showers big sweater how do you
manage that by the way I've been struggling with that this summer I'm
actually good do you take like a cold shower to stop sweating because I'll
shower and then ten minutes later I'm just sure shower in the morning is it's
tough out here because we work out outside and it's so humid all the time
that it's Blake Griffin here the other day and he was using he asked me I don't
thanks for letting us know that you were in town Blake like you can he's like
he did give the oh yeah I've been on the show before I said well okay well yeah
under time but yeah now I'm not very happy with him right now so now you're a
best friend yeah you're your Blake your Blake love right now yeah friendship
with Blake over yeah done friendship with Kevin on yeah yeah yeah he said that
because now I'm being big cat or actually mad at Blake yeah no I'm pissed
it's just a heads up sorry Blake yeah no is he still out here mother is he here
is he in the house yeah yeah yeah he did his 30 minutes of maintenance work
yeah damn it was that all you were talking about was here earlier today yeah
Blake what the fuck this interview is over jerk what a jerk all right wait why
why is the interview over for me no you said this interview is over just my
thoughts just my thoughts mean big cat or side barring right I'm gonna call him
and let's see yeah I'm fucking what a jerk yeah I didn't realize when you said
Blake was here earlier I was like what do you he doesn't have to come on the
show but just like let us know that he's here yeah I'm gonna be like what are you
doing what's with it like you know it's one of those I'm sorry man I'm on a
zoom yeah this guy has his phone on him all the time too we know that he picks
up his phone usually like 1.9 seconds we time it no he was literally planking
today with his phone not not filming he was just like this with his phone I may
have made that up but people are gonna think it's true all right all right well
he'll call back what I'm trying if you know no no no don't do that don't do
not break that will hurt that will hurt me don't hurt me too much don't do it
you're big in a mental health yes don't don't hurt mine I won't I didn't know
how that would affect you I know how that can be how a lot of people pick up
how has it been with real question the you've been very outspoken about mental
health and like I feel like you were maybe not a tipping point but you were
one of the first I think DeMar was the first yeah but like it was the reason I
felt compelled right like I could do it so has it been what's it been like to be
like that vulnerable I would assume people have been very receptive to it
but it's also got to be a little scary too to just talk about it like that for
sure just because I mean I think when I first press send on my article that I
just didn't know how people were gonna respond but for me it was it was so many
things leading up to that point that I was like I just can't it was so hard for
me to just be me like unapologetically Kevin like I've come to the point now
because there is such a huge community and I could have never guessed that that
was the case like now I I know a lot of statistics the numbers I'm continuing to
learn don't pretend to be an expert but like just try to consume as much as I
can so when I have an idea of what's going on and plus coming out of COVID and
coming out of or being in and knowing what's going on with social injustice and
Black Lives Matter like there's so much anxiety with the unknown and the stress
and I'm gonna be able to put food on the table where's my next paycheck coming
from can I even go outside or my I can be able to get see my baby born or I'm
having to choose between going to work and being with my family you know if
somebody passes away due to COVID or otherwise I can't go to their funeral so
there's like so much unknown and then that leads to a deep and dark spiral of
depression and like with depression you can I know for me like it only takes this
much like you can fall apart at any moment disproportionate to any
circumstance right right like and you tend to I would say like over general
generalized I said this the other day that it's like you wake up and say you
know let's take a sip of coffee off my coffee was shit I must be shit I'm a
horrible person like and that's just how your mind goes like so for me it's been
really great to just pay it forward to because I do feel like it's a major
thief of human potential for young and old or for that younger demographic in
that next generation because I feel like because youth uprising is a big part of
my story too because I remember 10 days before I wrote my article it was Parkland
Florida had happened yeah and then you saw what those kids did for for even
mental health related as well but like gun reform and safety in classrooms and
like what are we going to do to change this paradigm and and you know help help
the world help the country in that way so it's very complex like I'm still
learning a lot like I have globally I know I just read this the other day that
for every 10,000 people suffering there's one licensed therapist and the
rate of depression anxiety has gone way up but in this second as opposed to 20
second quarter as opposed to 2019 the second quarter now depression is
quadrupled in America it's at least one in four people now so over are you able
to kind of recognize if you're going through something that like you said
earlier was like disproportionate to how upset that you should be you've
realized to recognize like when that's happening as opposed to just you know
being upset about something that is normal to be to be triggering you for
sure and I know a lot more now just in working with the therapist but also like
I talk about medication like obviously there's there's Western and Eastern
philosophy and a lot of the Eastern is like medication is not it and these drug
companies are just trying to to profit and you know capitalize the whole thing
so but for me medications been huge getting that right it just sets the
baseline for me to actually do the real work it really has been amazing for me
so I know you know when I wake up in the morning I have my routine I'm such a
routine based person in a creature habit that if I do that I know that those
triggers will less it's very it's a lot less likely that they will come up or
they will arise if I do forward motion and I always I live by this this quote
I'm a thorough quote at you but first of all you can't heal what you don't reveal
like I had to express it outwardly in order for me to you know be myself and
be comfortable 100% in my own skin like the best you know say oh you know
Olympic gold medal and we started off with that Olympic gold medal and 2016
World Champion you know Cleveland Cavaliers 52 year drought the whole
thing but one of the happiest moments in my life is when I just walked into a
room and felt like I'm just I'm just me I can just be me in any situation so that
you know I feel comfortable in my own skin more than I ever have but so I know
where my triggers through the work are gonna come from and I know like when I
start to get down that sleep slippery slope what can happen and because the
thoughts like you have to recognize the thoughts understand why you're doing
that and doing the work because the thoughts are the thing that can be
really disturbing yeah I have to imagine that just for most professional
athletes it's such an unnatural position that you're put in when you
think about like human beings as a species and just how the world works to
have you under such a microscope where you know regardless of whether or not
people know you you have 20 to 60 million people that have a strong opinion on
you yeah one way or the other there that's not like a natural position for
a human to be in and I would guess that that would really set off a lot of
triggers for a lot of players and they develop coping mechanisms that at times
might not be healthy sometimes they are healthy but for like professional
athletes to be speaking about it makes others you know vulnerable enough or I
guess accepting the fact that like yeah I've dealt with this stuff too so it's
going to be it has been like a tidal wave almost I think it's actually a really
good thing you guys about yeah Paul George came out and said the other day
goes man I was I was really struggling I didn't factor in you know not this isn't
verbatim but he's like I didn't I just counted how big of a deal or how much
mental health actually affects you because I was dealing with anxiety I was
dealing with depression so I hit him up I'm like dude for you to say that with
how big like how big of a player you are like that that is huge yeah working on
social justice education reform like all the way across the board they made an
amazing job I feel but for him to say that is so big it's just like DeMar
saying it because you also have to factor in like racial lines play a major
factor when it comes to mental health and you know if you're going out for a
job in corporate America or you're coming up in you know a classroom trying
to to be you know whatever it's valedictorian or trying to have a lot
of success like if you if you allow that to be spoken you put that out into the
world you know I had DeMar say something to me at the Aspen Ideas Institute
last year and it was last I believe May and he said he said something to the
point of and this is what I got out of it is that it's just another weapon that
people who you know can use it against you will use it against you yeah so you
don't want to be vulnerable plus we don't have enough racial diversity in
people that can treat people of color so we need more people of color being
therapists we need more people of color working with them so that they can get
the best out of them in any other way because we need early intervention we
need early intervention with these kids because your brain is gonna change way
before your behavior so finding that and you know however you can do the
screening that as I mentioned early that's gonna be huge that's gonna be
huge but we have to level the playing field with that create tools have
research educate continue to beat down the stigma like there's so much to this
so many layers to that and the tough thing is if somebody has bipolar
disorder schizophrenia you know acute anxiety depression like you can't put
you know myself and big cat into box and say okay you guys both have bipolar
disorder we're gonna treat this one way right we have to have alternative ways
to know the triggers you know pinpoint exactly what you know kids are going
through everybody's going through and how are we gonna treat this because it's
just like with my meds like I had a toy with it in order to get it right how can
we treat this person the right way so that they can reach honestly their full
potential and that sounds like you know a happy ending or a failure to a fairy
tale version like the work is gonna take a long time for me I know that I will
never get rid of this imbalance yeah and it's something that I just had to
change my relationship with but it's been really freeing for me yeah I'll say
it's worth the work and it does get better yeah you can manage it and you
know it's it's gonna be an issue but it's also gonna be better and more smooth
overall yeah if you do take that step yeah I agree big cat like that was yeah
kind of a huge moment I think yeah and I also think now it's it's cool and I
don't want people to think it's it's just me no no I remember seeing it being
like Kevin love like this is because it yeah it is there is a stigma male
athlete like talking about this stuff is hard so right and I do like I understand
that it's it's probably easy for me to just I mean easier I should say and I
mentioned the racial lines or you know so somebody who doesn't have to worry
about their bills their kids you know it's you know a white boy from suburban
America to family parent home that so many layers to it but it doesn't matter
it doesn't discriminate also it was like with you know Robin Williams dying or
or Kate Spade or you know that Anthony Bourdain was a quarter I was talking
about yeah on my Instagram earlier it's like it just shows you that success is
an immune it's a very good point yeah and like it just does not discriminate
who you are socioeconomic status gender profile whatever it does not it doesn't
care and it's a lot of the time it's inherent like it's it's it's in your
gene pool is already that imbalance so and I want at any point somebody's gonna
deal with grievances loss it's I mean I guess what I'm trying to say is it's
there's so many layers to this it's so complex but it's really we're in a
pandemic it's the pandemic that nobody's talking about right because globally
it affects over 300 million people depression doesn't anxiety I mean it's
like I think it's one-third of Americans now have but you know are
suffering from both anxiety and depression that's every third person you
can't heal what you don't reveal I like that the fact that it rhymes I think
that's a big thing just remember I remember oh it's a Jay-Z line oh well
good yeah no we knew that was a Jay-Z line yeah Carter it was on the car but it
just texted me saying call him back so I guess I'll call him back we can keep
going finally the hard question at what point did you realize that LeBron was
an alcoholic just hold on let me ask you this alcoholic sheesh no he's not an
alcoholic no no no no he loves wine alcoholic does that yeah I'm saying is
it what's the lesser of two evils to be more like drunk on wine or like power
or drunk on power where he trades whale I forget my proverb did you feel
did you feel pressure to drink wine around him yeah but but again victory is
reserved for those willing to pay its price true okay there I like that too
Sun Zoo but was that yeah Art of War was he saying like drink this wine and you
will win like Michael's secret stuff yeah but it was like the blood of the blood
of Christ it's become a phenomenon yeah it's pretty cool to see Jim McCollum
also has 85 bottles of wine in his hotel room oh I thought he brought it in I was
gonna say I offered I offered I think he got it on film but I offered I think he
wanted to like sell it to everybody else that was there so we just had a shitload
of cases brought in knowing that like they might not be able to get good wine
in the bubble I'm gonna have the market cornered on it that's yeah what's a Jimmy
Butler did with coffee coffee yeah 20 dollar coffee yeah who do you think is
doing that right now with marijuana who's got a roof there's a stash house
JR so speak that was my other question speaking of JR what was the locker room
like after the finals game when he ran out the clock it was tough you know but
a lot of people forget you know like there's so much like there's so obviously
in every game there's times we're like fuck I wish we had that possession back
I wish we had a time and score you know hoping he was within a few feet of the
basket right there it's tough it's really tough like also also with George
Hill like people forget the free throws as well so it's like that's where it
becomes like a you throw everything in it's an accumulation like it was both
right right but that was that was tough because it's not like he threw it up
there he air ball they threw it up and it went over the bat like he threw it up
he got this shit you know pushed into the third row he like went backwards did
he say anything in the locker room like what was the first I felt it was like
Mario Kart when you're in eighth place and you just want the blue shell yes go
backwards and you just start firing yes like when they're about to Bowser's
Castle they're just about to like yes make the jump so Wario Stadium but who
did it who's who talked who talked first made the leap no who who said
something when you get in the locker room was JR Smith like yo my bad I think
it was a given yeah like you just don't say I'll just put his head down like I
mean he knew yeah and that that it was just a tough position because I love
swish love swish he's such a good dude he's so misunderstood he's fucking he's
just an awesome awesome guy but in that moment I mean everybody has that it just
happened to be like when it happens on the biggest stage like that it's just
something that always excuse me you'll never gets magnified yeah if I was tough
I have two tough last questions one what kind of soup was it the JR Smith through
mmm that is a great question it was um it's one of my favorite favorite what's
the Campbell's tortilla soup oh tortilla soup that's pretty I feel like tortillas
soup depending on how you make it to can hit a little different when yeah I didn't
have some skin did have the chips in there that's what yes I can cut somebody
yeah no I really can't if they're stale right you better forget it yeah if it's
got chips and then the hot sauce can sting afterwards if you put like sauce
and you have if you have any Tabasco in there too little not so much but you put
the right hot sauce in there right it cuts you and then it gets into your
port Steve yeah were you surprised how big of a story that was afterwards that
like the details of it was a cup of soup that was thrown were you surprised that
that was the funniest thing was in perfect Cavs fashion like I told you we
thrive under chaos like we had a NBA meeting at the facts like a night they
say 90 minutes to 120 now two hours and he walked in and just sat down like
nothing happened here now just pretending back but Blake said that he
doesn't have service who needs to FaceTime audio hey man I I just saw those
those wildfires in Southern California I was hoping I was calling in to see if
you're okay okay so what is the smoke into your house in LA oh oh you're on
the East Coast where where are you that's funny we're in the Hamptons yeah
we're actually a Kevin loves house right now and have you ever been here have you
ever been here oh that's interesting because it seems like you were planking
within this morning and you knew we were coming over and then you just were like
I don't want to see my guys so
oh yeah all right well yeah yeah you're out yeah Blake Blake lovely he had
homerun derby with Seinfeld in East yeah okay all right well enjoy the Hamptons
man we'll be here for the rest of the week
I was just kidding we're leaving in like an hour so thanks a lot
damn it Blake so somber yeah he really didn't seem what makes it harder is he
didn't even seem that upset that we caught him yeah whatever show me your
background yeah okay I forgot today was the day I gotta go here all week let's
see do I have any other questions I got oh I do have one last one so the
barcel sports main account famously tweeted out a couple years ago it was a
video of a bunch of it was a white guy dabbing around a bunch of black kids
dabbing yeah and the white guy was the last one up and it's we did like this is
Kevin love trying to fit in with his teammates and you replied well being able
to fit in with his teammates has gotten that little white kid a lot of primo
box over the years so what is the what is the most important way to fit in to
get primo box lose 30 I think the respect I got from having a chin strap
probably led me into but by the way the best part of that whole thing is I was
like primo okay where is the emoji it was the perfect emoji yeah it was to have
that for box it was great yeah it also you I don't know if it's FedEx or UPS but
it was a very funny tweet but you when you were good it was a good yeah like
it's a good comeback when athletes respond like that engage people it's
always a win for that it's amazing by the way I love barstool yeah so you were
because people definitely thought like oh man he was mad I didn't think you were
mad I was a great clap back now yeah it's an amazing clap back and I would
imagine if I came at you guys there would be some some price to pay with a
clap back yeah there'll be a little bit but then I also like the year later you
got a shipment of wine that came in a box I think from LeBron and you took a
picture of it and you tweeted at us and you said look at this primo box exactly
so it takes on a life it's own I actually said like I have guys people on the
road you're interim Blake right now until such time yeah but typically when
headcoats you get fired up on the nuts like have this drug but did you tell
him we were coming here yeah yes this is like this is like your first
all-star we're gonna see guys he goes we're David Stern right now we're giving
you a blanket show god damn it as Spence is my witness he goes yeah I've been
on shows guys are cool that's like being like oh yeah this is my best friend and
they're like yeah this is my friend yeah oh that's why I can acquaintance you
got no no we're actually really good friends yeah like oh shit really like
that yeah I love you the primo yeah primo box was yeah that was great yes great
great oh I did have one last one Clay Thompson you played literally baseball
them you do we not have pictures of that we do why don't they show like when
Clayton Kershaw and Matt Matthew Stafford played it was Clayton Kershaw and
Matthew Stafford yeah yeah those two they always throw that picture out there yeah
like I feel like we never get that picture of you guys playing little
I think they did it once because I remember Van Gundy you know I think it
was Mike Breen Van Gundy and Mark Jackson like they always do the games
together right and by the way I actually love when they do the games they have a
great call but the they call the games great but they they brought that up and
they had the you know they highlighted the faces on this giant K plays more so
young he was the only 11 year old on the 12 year old I'll start team pretty cool
and Van Gundy always has like the good sound bites he says you know can you
imagine being one of those kids on that team and being like I played with these
two guys that are you know all multiple time all stars in the finals all NBA
guys like you imagine what that must have been like like looking back and
looking so it's a cool photo it's a really cool photo were you guys awesome
we were awesome we're we should have and we felt like we should have made the
Little League World Series but we got at state we had this one guy that like
you did or you did it yeah what do you mean you should you felt like I mean we
felt like we should we didn't make it we're at state and we had this guy that
threw like us how do you say his name submarine yeah this guy through
basically submarine he's throwing 70 which like you know they do the the
adjustment to you know it's like inflation yeah 98 miles an hour guys
throwing heat and nobody can hit it except for our like top three hitters
the bottom of our lineup was was bad well I felt like you should have won the
entire thing yeah thank you I felt like we should just my thoughts yes I felt
like this interview went really well yeah and I felt like I was great friends
with Blake Griffin until 30 minutes I was told I take some getting used to but
I felt like this really well you were good well no from the outside people
like oh what's this guy who says that I just felt like LeBron JJ told LeBron JJ
definitely was like Kevin Love takes some getting used to I think I think JJ was
trying to scare you away yeah he's got a podcast now he's trying to keep you
all to himself yeah when are you gonna do your podcast I'm sure you got one in
the works everyone I mean I feel like as far as podcasts go bar still is pretty
much the way to go yeah if I'm not on you know but I'd be competing with you
guys yeah we could call it I want to be a celebrity guest stop fitting stop trying
to fit Kev out and start trying to fit Kevin yeah and I'll have a program show
where we say just yeah well you're a recurring guest now so when we do want
you back on which will be like in three months we'll just like hey when you go
to the delete eight perfect which is a great name for it is that is that an
official name or is that just what you call it I mean I've heard that before so
I just used right I think it's a great name yeah delete eight delete eight good
luck are you trying to win how important is it to you if you asked me three
months from now and we ended up winning that if we won that that would
probably be all things considered what's what's going on if we won that it'd be a
big deal oh listen if the bulls win that I'm making shirts I made shirts for them
winning the summer league yeah I want shirts even when we just start that's a
delete eight finalists yeah I'm gonna say listen we listen we made it to the
quarterfinals yeah yeah that's true we felt like either win all right well
Kevin has been awesome thanks so much thanks for making your way out to the
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he's been averaging 40 it's like 38 before this game I know he scored 40 back
he scored over 40 back-to-back with no turnovers which is fucking ridiculous
Jesus Christ go ahead sorry if he scores more than 40 in game seven it'll be over
40 for sure they got to stop hitting these three's he scored 42 50 I just lie
14 now I'm screwed in three and four Hank that screws it um but Billy I forgot
about your firefest on Friday so I tracked down with the help of our darling
Jake the actual preseason game that my avatar on Twitter the picture that it
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okay got this um all right so anything on Billy's list before we get before we
do our lottery numbers oh let's see Bella Thorne's ruined only fans oh fuck
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to do it was game two and three that he sucked at I'm looking at it right now
all right we're ready to do the last it was I heard the broadcast earlier it's
30.8 I thought they said 38 like he's averaging 30.8 points per game so it's
still possible but when I heard it earlier I thought it was 38 30 point and
then eight sounds like he's also averaging 30 points and eight points at the
same time like so that would be 38 to your to your point all right you ready
for picks let's do it so here's the deal the beefy question I'm gonna give the
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him we said no emphatically to that it's not because I think we had any plans on
getting loaded in September but I don't want to be told what to do by Billy
yep but we talked about flipping it on him okay just getting hammered extra
during September while Billy is not drinking at all I like that September
and I want to ask the lottery machine how many beers should I drink during
September oh okay good one I will I will match this number I lost 96 which is
unfortunate I will I will abide by the lottery machine and the show with this
how many beers will PFT drink in September I hope it's like three and then
you basically have to do with me they don't just I'll drink liquor and mad dog
for you didn't say how big the beers could be yeah four kegs yeah four kegs
that's like six six hundred seventy beers bro you're too you would never dude
I'm not gonna lie I really miss I really missed it what do you say you're too
lazy to acquire okay you won't acquire 4k wow I can't acquire you out you will not
acquire I guess I have to buy four kegs now you called your ass I will buy a keg
during September and I'll bring it into the office and everyone's allowed to
have some except for you wow I'm excited for keg day I'm gonna put it at your
desk in a bucket come into work and be like hey guys like I'm not going to
college I have no friends they all left which is very hurtful because I thought
we were good friends well yeah but so then I'm like hey do you guys want to do
this thing like it's stuff people do and then it's like no fuck you for trying
to do something healthy well no now I want to get loaded you made me realize
you rekindled my love for beer Billy thank you and September's like such a
good name September's a yeah that's a great September join join along let me
know and let Billy know if you're gonna play along with part of my take big cat
do you want to get involved I'm in I'm in September September we're all drinking
four beers minimum this September beers with the boys it's happening Billy I
wish you could join but I might do sober October October I didn't agree yet I
don't have a partner I was gonna do so I might join with you or am I not allowed
you're not allowed okay so I guess I'm have to do so we're September for Billy
dude I'm the boys are getting loaded I will I will lie being away from my
machine all weekend really suck cuz I just I let's do one more yet so many
questions being around I just love being around it's the power of this machine
what Hank what oh you won't go play your freaking call duty dude have nothing to
do with this is real life I just laugh like when you guys are gonna keep it
tight we're gonna keep it tight we're gonna keep tight and then we just like
we do six we got a lottery machine alright last one last gonna get even a
rod question but yeah all right fuck I don't have one stop it I don't I can't
stop I'll do I got one I got one I got one for the next one okay all right
all right was that the odds is that 20 does you see does Hank suck at video
games odds yes evens no
odds yes odd yes odd yes odd yes oh 39 it's odd you suck dude your Nerf guns dear
lottery machine should Hank have Billy do his taxes for him if it's a 51 to a
hundred I like it is yes okay one to 50 is no okay Hank you have to do it I
just won't do my tax again oh where's it damn it I should kept track of the
numbers that it was picking okay one more if it's oh if it's 20 and above then
hey Billy has to do it 20 and above or no 20 and below how about the odds 20
if it's the visible by three okay visible by three visible by four Billy
has to do a drunk 25 25 shit neither of those all right damn it a lot of machine
is spoken dude all Murray 50 burger unbelievable dude is sick all right see
everyone on Wednesday I love you guys and we have Billy's new segment which is
Billy's fun facts Billy 90% of koalas you gotta talk louder
you gotta talk louder 90% of koalas have Chlamydia I still couldn't really hear
that this is an insane amount one more time I had this really crazy I had this
really crazy dream where we went to the beginning oh 90 about 90% of koalas have
Chlamydia and I had this crazy dream we went to interview Elon Musk and we were
like why does he want to come on the show like there's no he's like what like
he knows who we are and then we went to his house and he locked us in his
basement and he was like you're not allowed to leave the basement 90% chance
anyway like people who handle koalas and zoos sometimes catch
anyway Elon Musk wouldn't let us out to a cave a hot take to charge his time
it's part of my take presented by Bob Stool Sports