Pardon My Take - Lamar Jackson Talk With Stavros Halkias, Dan Snyder Selling The Team, NFL Coach Picture, Hot Seat/Cool Throne + Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: March 29, 2023

The Commanders are finally getting a new owner and Dan Snyder is out (00:00:00- 00:13:23). We talk about the NFL Head Coach Picture (00:13:23- 00:26:53). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (00:26:53-00:44:13). Stavros Halkias joins us to break down his angst over Lamar and the Ravens break up, NBA and more (00:44:13-01:46:13). We finish with guys on chicks (01:46:13-02:00:23).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Welcome to part of my take. Today is Wednesday, March 29th, and PFT, the day has come. Even though Hank gave a little side eye when I said it, the day has come. The Washington Commanders have found a new owner. Congratulations to you. We all dressed up in suits for it. I dressed up. I wore black to stunt on my biggest hater at his funeral. Fuck you, Dan Snyder. I fucking hate you. I'm not done with you yet. I want you. I want you arrested. I want you to die in prison, but I'll take you selling the team for now. I almost cried when I heard the news. I didn't think I was going to get emotional about it, but the fact is that what Dan Snyder has done to Washington D.C., the entire community for the past 25 years, is nothing

short of criminal. When this dude bought the team, 1998, whenever it was, we were pumped. It was like when he was going to be our Mark Cuban. He bought the team and everyone was like, we got this young flashy billionaire owner, not afraid to spend money. Awesome dude, probably chill with the fans. He went out there. He spends money. He gets Deion Sanders. He basically treats it like his fancy team. He gets Mark Carrier. He gets all sorts of guys around. Jeff George right off the bat. We were stocked up, ready to go, won a playoff game our first year, and then we slowly got introduced to who the real Dan Snyder was. And to call him a piece of shit is actually doing a disservice to actual pieces of shit out there. He's lower than a piece of actual cow excrement. And what he's

done over the last 25 years, the commanders, the Redskins, at the time, they were, it was like the one thing that held Washington D.C. together and made a community. Sundays, people would stop whatever they're doing. The Redskins were a big deal. We were a model franchise. Everyone loved the team. And to see him tear that away from the entire community over the past 25 years through just being a real asshole, like a real, real asshole. There are tons of incompetent owners out there, but he's a world-class asshole. And to see what he's done to that community in the past 25 years has been awful. He took away my love of football for a brief period of time. I think a lot of people in D.C., he took away their love of the sport of football.

And you love football. And I love football despite everything that he's done to try to make me not love football. And I always thought, like, if you would give me truth serum, we've been talking about Snyder on the show for seven years right now. And if you would give me truth serum, I would have said in my deepest, darkest portions of my mind, I actually think that I'm going to die before Dan Snyder sells the team. I thought he's a billionaire. He's going to be drinking endocrine. He's going to be drinking. What's the stuff that the adrenochrome adrenochrome got the billionaire cracking baby skulls right by the neck, sucking them down like they're phago. I thought that Snyder would outlive me and that I would die with Dan Snyder still owning the team.

And the fact that he's selling the team to Magic Johnson, awesome. Yeah, so yeah, happy, happy to have Magic Johnson on board. I didn't think that it was ever going to happen. And like, it is one of the best days of my life. I would say Washington Capitol Stanley Cup is day number one of my sports life. Nationals. Nationals World Series probably number two. And then I would put Dan Snyder selling the team. No, the day we got Barcel Vantok. Yeah, that was a good day in my sports life. Fuck it. I'm going to put this number one. Okay, I think this is better. I think this is a better day because it opens up the entire future of my football fandom. And I get to I get to love, you know what I actually hope happens? I hope I hope that Josh Harris rails and Magic

Johnson. I hope they buy the team. And I hope they're like, you know what this name sucks. The commander sucks. Nobody cares about it. And then I hope they say, okay, we need a year to figure out what the end name of the team is going to be. So we're going to go back to the football team for a year. And then the year after that, they announced the new team name hogs would be red hogs would be awesome red hogs just the hogs whatever it is. Commanders see a bitch. Dan Snyder buy bitch retire bitch. I hope you die in prison. And we're going to throw a parade. I'm in touch with my people in DC. We're going to do a parade celebrating Dan Snyder out. It's I mean, it's incredible new new stadium, new name, new franchise, everything. Bring it back to DC. So the exact

tweet from Adam Schefter was the Josh Harris Mitchell rails group, which now now includes Oh, he has a typo in here. And he said which now's includes Magic Johnson officially is submitted a fully financed bid that meets Dan Snyder $6 billion asking price per source. Now Hank, I saw you scoff at it. Are you not a good friend? I'm a great friend. To who? To you. To you. Love you PFT. Obviously we're in the suits. You know, I'm more on the I literally put it on because I saw this tweet. Yeah, like, you know, I've been around a dealer to in my day and I think nothing's official till it's signed. Yeah, that's my only concern, especially PFT is the boy who cried wolf with this situation. So it's like, when the amount of times I've walked in the studio

and you're like, yes, did you see like Dan Snyder selling the team? Like, oh my God, like, did you see like the commander's like, you know, so I did pop champagne one time the picture of Magic Johnson in, you know, in Washington, signing the paper, new owner. It's that's what it's official in my mind. It's actually a great lesson for the show that just came back on Sunday's succession. The show that's about deal making that I don't think we've ever seen a deal actually get made. No, we haven't. No, it's four years of dudes sitting in a conference room or a really sick hotel or private airplane being like, well, we just got to, we got to tickle the belly a little bit and get this deal done and no, no deal ever gets made. So I love PFT. I just don't want to see him

get hurt again. The Washington commanders franchise has been run like succession. If everybody involved was Kieran Colkin's character. Yeah. This is all sitting dick pictures to each other all the time. They're just jerking off to their older co-workers. Hank, I just, you're wrong about this one. It's done. You're wrong, Hank. As Big Cat said, the bad man's gone. The bad man's gone. This has been an awesome month for part of my take, just slaying our enemies. Listen, I'm fully supporting PFT. He didn't fully support me when Aaron Rodgers was gone, even though he's gone. You need to get in line, support the man. I will once it's signed. Be a good friend. He's gone. I'm trying to help him. I'm trying to prepare him. He's

gone. He's gone. We did it. We did it, Joe. He's gone. One tweet. Yeah, that's from Adam Shetzer. What if the, what if the finances are fucked up? What if they go in? No, it's fully financed. As Ari said, finance, take care of it. No, but like, what if they look into the commanders like, oh wait, this is not worth $6 billion? Well, it's definitely not. There's definitely some fuzzy math behind the scenes. I don't like the energy. It's bad. It's bad energy, but whatever. This is just suit life. You guys understand now. How many deals you get done? Plenty. List all your deals. I know. I can't. That's confidential. Okay, Max. Mid five figures. Yeah, Max. Josh Harris is the face of this new ownership group. The biggest

name, the first name listed. It just occurred to me actually because of Hanks. Also, Dan Siner hasn't accepted the bid. No, it's met. It's met his asking price. But what's it was getting now, Hank is starting to get in my head because I'm thinking like, whoa, it's getting me nervous now. Was getting me very nervous now. I bet you can make a bid is that, but they have to accept it. We should do, we should find a super cut of every time PFT is like, it's over. That would be fun. It's getting me three years. It's been first and goal. PFT. I'm trying to stay strong for you, but Hank's starting to fucking get in my head here. What's making me nervous is that what if this is another chef to prank on me? Oh man, he's in

my head. He did do the spell check. That'd be rude. Or he did have the spelling error. Yeah, yeah, he's in my head. But Max, as, as a Sixers fan, Josh Harris is also the owner of the Sixers and the Devils. Can you give me a scouting report on Josh Harris? Two teams currently in free fall. Shut the fuck up. I'm on Max's screen now. Yeah. Free falls. I mean, we're basically brothers in arms right now with owners. Well, no. Yeah. No, because like this will get into a situation where if you own two teams, like which one does he care about more? He's from kind of like a Jerry Reinsdorf situation with the White Sox and Bulls. Like you got to have a favorite child. He's also his third team. Right. Well, I would assume Devils are not his favorite

child. Yeah, true. So what will be his favorite? He's from DC. But what will be his favorite child? I think I think the hometown boy. Okay. All right. Good. Good. I'm rooting for you. So now Max though will be upset because Max, money that's going into the the commanders will be coming out of the Sixers. That's how it works. The bottom line is it can't be worse. I would have taken anybody you could. I think you threw out Putin to me as a suggestion like six months ago. Yeah, give me Vlad. Give me Vlad. At least he would spend at least he dominates the East. Yeah. And he also would be sick quarterback because no one would tackle. That's true. I would have taken literally anybody on planet Earth over Dan Snyder. I don't care who it is. So it's it's big news.

I'm happy for you. Thank you. We're all wearing suits. The other big news which we'll talk to with Stav in length in a minute here is Lamar Jackson demanded a trade as of March 2nd. If you missed it, credit to all of the NFL reporters that quote tweeted Lamar Jackson's tweet saying Lamar Jackson has asked for a trade as of March 2nd. Just looking for automatic retweets on someone else actually Lamar Jackson himself saying what the deal was. But yeah, we now have Lamar Jackson news around the you know the news cycle of Lamar Jackson. Yeah. And apparently nobody has asked has asked to even inquire about what it would take to get Lamar Jackson on the team just yet. Which is weird. There's some dark horses out there. Some stalking horses. Yes. Some unnamed

bitters. Yes. That we'll get into Stavi with that a little bit about. But it's been a really weird saga for Lamar and Baltimore. And it feels like there's a chance they don't have to trade them. If they don't want to. They don't. But it also sounds like Lamar is not going to play on the transition tag. So we could end up being in a situation where Lamar comes back to the Ravens and just doesn't play at all next year. Which would suck. Which would suck for everybody. For everyone. It's fun to watch. But who knows. A lot of stuff can happen between now and the start of camp. And he released the news. Perfect timing when John Harbaugh was getting in front of a microphone at the owners meeting. We had the classic coaches picture which is still the

funniest thing in the world that they just trot out a bunch of like grunt old middle age NFL coaches and be like stare directly in the sun and all of you take a picture like your friends. It was it was very funny. My favorite of that whole group was the combo of McVeigh and LaFleur sitting next to each other. Yes. Looking like they had just been partying. Whoa. And Sean Payton just laying down. Sean Payton's cock was. Oh I didn't see. Oh yeah. He he not only he had a he had a seat for himself and his cock because he made Ron Rivera scoot over to basically sit in two seats. I'm going to have to look at the I didn't I didn't do a deep dive into it. Yeah. I zoomed in on the center of the picture and then check it out. Sean Payton's laying

down. I thought I'm going to wait for Kyle Brandt's breakdown of this picture to come out because that's that's what I said. I watched you already. Andy Reed sitting where I broke down but Andy Reed had his hands on his knees which I feel bad for Andy Reed because any big guy knows having your arms forward is just a terrible look. You need to have him behind the person next to you. But he and Belichick sitting front and center. Good to see Belichick in the picture Hank. I feel like he hasn't been in the picture in for a long time. I know he knows he's getting Lamar so he's excited. Oh. Oh yeah. Payton's got a hog. He's got a hog and he basically was like Rivera scoot over. I need some room for my dick. Yeah. That's the horse cock. That's why the Broncos

with the whole picture was great because also Dennis Allen if you notice he's the only one wearing a credential because I think he was like I have to prove that I'm actually the head coach of the Saints. Now the chain Sean Payton's back. And then the only other big one you go check out my blog but table table. Oh table looks like an actual meatball table looks like he's in Goodfellas right now. Yeah. No he's I said he tracksuit on. He basically like he's just waiting for sopranos to come back so he can do a cameo with them. Nick Siriani wasn't there though. I think he probably was like everyone's going to talk about the fact that I cried before the Super Bowl that I lost. Yeah. There's that. So he didn't show up. Dan Campbell Dan Campbell could beat the

fuck out of anybody in this picture. Dan Campbell on an iron. Dan Campbell doesn't own an iron. Also no one ever told him in his life that wearing the shirt you buy off the rack and you have it unbuttoned and it's a dress shirt and it's down to your knees is a ridiculous look. But I don't think anyone should tell Dan Campbell that because he would probably punch him in the face. Kevin O'Connell is fucking huge. That was the other takeaway. Kevin O'Connell standing next to Dan Campbell. He's a monster. I didn't realize how big he is. Big dude. I huge dude. Yeah. I got him confused for a second there. I thought there's a couple newbies a couple newbies Jonathan Gannon Shane Stysian who yeah he's he's got a look. Doug Peterson looking like he is Mr. Florida right

now. Doug Doug Peterson when he's not on a football field he's on a golf course. Doug Peterson has not been inside for the last three years. I was saying that Doug Peterson looks like a guy who like had a life insurance business and he got a lucky break in a big dog bottom out and he's like I'm just going to go to Florida and Marlon Fish and swing with my wife for the rest of my life. He looks like the mascot for Margaritaville. Yeah he's he's just a vibe. The the Zach Taylor line was I laughed out loud probably the hardest in the whole block. Oh Zach Taylor's wearing robe back shout out robe back. He was public go take two twenty percent off. That's all I said. I was like the super positive dad with impeccable fashion sense cheering on his kids at the soccer

game. It's him wearing robe back. Yeah and then Brandon Staley looks like I think I said he looked like a youth church leader who kind of creeps out because he's got a look that like dude just figure out Justin Herber. Just just he's got it like you don't have to be jacked but I feel like you're going to be coaching you know coaching guys. You're going to have some type of my guy Matt Eberfluss has some packs. Even even you know even Matt LaFleur like you just have to have you don't have to be like jacked but you have to look like you're fit. Right. And Zach you have to look like you're fit or you have to have a Super Bowl ring and you can be fat. Right. Brandon Staley's got like my physique skinny and it's like all right. Remember when he did those butt yoga things.

Yeah. Yeah. No that's the the cat cow pose. Yeah. I'm zoomed in right now on Sean Payton. Sean Payton looks like if Macklemore was in Top Gun. He also we also had I kind of miss on Josh McDonald's who I think just keeps gaining 20 pounds every off season. But someone pointed out correctly that Josh McDonald's does look like a state trooper that is a little corrupt. He's got that look to him like if he pulls you over you're like fuck I'm fucked. He's going to ding me for everything. Or in a good way if he pulls you over you're like this is nothing that five hundred dollars can't fit. Yeah. That's true. That's true. Let's save both of ourselves a lot of paperwork. Yeah. Let me just hand you the weed and you can just take it home with you. The funniest

part about this picture is how many coaches have sunglasses and that are not being worn right now. And they always take it directly in the sun. Yeah. They don't give them any benefits. Arthur Smith looks like a looks like a like a baby cow that's been kept inside of a small box his entire life and is getting to see the sun for the first time in his life. He's given off vibes of a guy who wears jeans to the beach. That's that's it's it's bad. Do you hear from any of these coaches after you write that blog. I was thinking that yesterday because obviously those meetings are probably having dinner or something like there's a there's a good chance that yeah they all read it together and like and I'm curious what the feedback is. Yeah.

Some of them are probably not happy. I would imagine Brandon Staley I basically yeah but he would have a fair gripe and Kevin Stefansky our friend just wearing like trying to be the cool guy with Jordan's Jordan's. Yeah. But yeah if some of them hit me up it's it's you know it's all good fun. Yeah we have fun with it. You could take a little roasting. Mike McCarthy looks like his daughter is getting married to a man that he does not he has never liked a day in his life. No. I'd say that he's 90% fart in that picture. Yeah. His body's just composed of fart. He's getting ready. This was probably the meanest one and I was like I don't think Mike McCarthy already thinks highly of you anyway. No no definitely not but I what am I going to say

like I looked at him I was like that guy is like if you took if you did the 23 and me test it'd be like 10% Irish 90% fart. That's it. It looks like there's a preacher right off screen saying if anybody objects to this couple being wet speak down he's about to put his hands on his knees and stand right up. He's about he's about to just have a all-out brawl with the wedding planner over the bill. Yeah. After like a beautiful ceremony everyone had a great time and he's like I didn't fucking pay for this. Yeah. Who put on the ice lose. Andy Reed's lost a lot of weight everywhere except for his legs. Yeah. His legs are just still thick as ever. Yeah that's a power it's where the power comes from. Ron Rever has been working out too. Yeah. All right so what

else we got the a little NBA. Oh by the way MLB is starting. We're going to do we do we pick a team that we're pick a league. We can do a league or we're going to do one to you guys but I don't think we fully confirmed. Should we just do a league ourselves. That was a joke. Oh that was a joke. I was joking. I don't know. I don't know where. Never mind. What never mind. Never mind. Say it. I do think if we did a league ourselves would be too hard to update without it getting confusing for the listeners. But but what can we do it publicly that people can see. Maybe. You big has come out of the clouds with a passion for Fancy Baseball. I was not prepared for it. I was kind of joking where I was like yeah let's all do a league and you know what it is. I'll

explain it to you the last few years. I feel like you were like why are we talking about Fancy Baseball. I'll explain it to you. I have less time to follow some sports baseball being one on the cutting block. I need something where I can learn some of the other players. Like hey I know some of these guys outside of the Cups. That makes sense. 90 percent of my baseball knowledge in the past two years has come from strictly owning the Seamed Express. Yeah. And it is good. And I fucking hate modesty. We're not drafting modesty. That guy is a walking injury. I hate that guy is a piece of shit. So this is for the listeners. So that in that case then maybe we should all do a team because then I you know that would apply to all of us. Right. Exactly. If we all if

we all know a little bit more about baseball I think the podcast might get a little bit better. There's too many names though. I think we take it worse. I think we draft. I think we draft one one team and that way we're all behind the same like 15 20 guys all year. Right. How many guys are on a team. Max just I rather play you guys because I know you won't keep it up with it as much as I am. We all were on the same page like where we're just all right. We're starting a league. We're starting a league for us. We're starting a league for us. There's there's no AWL league. No there's six of us in the room. We'll add Shane and Evan. So there'll be eight teams. I think you can do a league with eight teams. Our teams will be awesome.

Yeah. Eight teams. What MLB guys should we invite. Should we invite Dan here. Yeah. We'll invite Dan here. These will be nine. Oh means we nine. So Dan here and we 10. Or we'll find it. We'll find a 10th person. We also should do the draft after the season starts. So we all can get a look at the teams. OK. The thing that Max said which was like the whole team's pitching rotations of individuals. Oh I like that. Yeah. Then we have to update it every day. Yeah. OK. Yeah. That's the thing that I found like yeah. Switching out pitchers every day is where fantasy baseball becomes impossible. I like there is a way where it's like picking defense. Well we can do weekly football. We can do weekly. Yeah. So yeah. You put in your pitching

staff and then that's it. I love that. I love that. All right. So we're going to do it and the listeners are going to be better off for it because essentially what you'll get out of this is we'll say a random name every now and then and we actually know the person a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Can we call the league the Seaman Express. Sure. That's actually great because we got our guy Triggs came up with an awesome design like a logo. Yeah. We should sell shirts with the Seaman Express on it. And then you know what we'll do. Let's let's let's let's invite an AWL. Let's invite an AWL to play in the league. One lucky AWL gets to play with us. Are we going to do punishments. Yeah we'll do. We'll figure all that out. So we're doing the same submission

or no let's actually pick from one of the guys that emailed you. We'll let we'll let one of those guys be. How about this. Yeah. How about this. We should do we should put out a tweet tonight before the episode drops. Everybody pick a number if you want to join. Yes. In our fancy league and only somebody that gets the number right on the lottery machine. Yeah we'll find that person. Yeah. So we'll have a lucky AWL play in our league. That'll be great. Look at that. And then and then this is a lot of work. Then the random guy in our fancy league got the ball before Hank got. Yeah. Jake you're going to have to set up the league. I got it. Okay. So you're going to have to set that all up. Yep. We're going to have to figure that all out. Take care of it.

We have to do a draft. Yeah. We'll do a live stream draft. Tell me what you want. On the part of my take YouTube. I think next week we should draft after we get we should see. I'm not going to be here next week. Oh geez. Okay. We're not doing auction. No. Okay. Good. Good. Oh that'd be fun. It takes way too long. Yeah. It takes way too long. And I have no idea what to bid on most of these players. Yeah. Same. I might just draft the entire Angels roster. They're awesome. They're going to be so good this year. Yes. Yes. That'll be. Yeah. Just all Angels. The last couple years I've I've come up with a proprietary system to gamble on Major League Baseball. Two years ago it was awesome. Fade the Pirates and every single like it made so much money. I think I'm going to

fade the A's. Okay. All year long. So it's going to be a combo a parlay bet of the under and taking the A's. I think it's either to lose money line or lose by one and a half. I like it runs. I like feel like the A's are going to win 42 games this year. Maybe less. The only other thing I had before we get to hot seat cool throne. Do we want to talk just a quick just recap of the fact that the Sixers have just been the worst team in the NBA since Max. It could be a transition if you want. Okay. All right. So let me do the ad and we'll do a transition. This show is brought to you by our friends at Coors light. There's nothing like the excitement of the big tournament. But every buzzer beater for your team is someone else's bracket buster and every game is a chance to

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Sixers Celtics second round series the way things are going for the Sixers it might be a first round series. Oh which would be exciting. But yeah they're true Max. You got to get healthy. Regular season NBA. Soreness. Got to get healthy. Got to get. Oh no sorry. Harden was soreness and Embiid was tightness. Embiid was. Embiid was rest. Embrace the bait. Would you rather be sore or tight. Rest against the guy. You know that's where it's like not not my NBA. You're an MVP candidate. The guy that's probably going to win the MVP. You have a chance to go head to hell with them and prove to the haters. We know why you're the MVP and you just sit out because you're well you updated that the updated odds right calf tight updated odds are Embiid is the favorite now. Right. But like

then he didn't show up. Well the last time they played Embiid absolutely ate his lunch. So months ago it was probably like a month ago and Sixers won. Hasn't been going since. You know it's a it's a rough stretch. You know we're trying something different this year. Load management. Yeah I mean at the end of the at the end of the year normally we play really well in the regular season. Everyone gives it all. They're all in the regular season by playoff time. They're they're in a drought. So this time this year we're trying something different and you know I'm all for trying something different right now. Max there is something to that. Like you don't want to win the president's trophy right. You want to be peaking at the right

time. Right. And we've done that before. Yeah. And we've peaked at the wrong time. And now we're just getting everyone ready for the thing that actually matters. The big dance. The NBA playoffs I'm so excited for because it's absolute chaos in terms of seating especially in the West where it's like the Warriors might play in the playing game. I mean the Kings like the beam. They're they're third like there's going to be some crazy matchups in the first round. T Wolves are looking frisky. T Wolves are all the way back up to six. Yeah. So in the middle of the night. So I took an ambient last night. I take ambient like twice a year but didn't really sleep much the two nights before that. So I was like OK I'm going to go

go to bed at 9 30 wake up super refreshed the next day. I woke up at about like 11 30 11 45. And I put a future on the Timberwolves 15 plus 15000. Whoa. On these guys and they beat the Kings. Well what's the I still something is not adding up fully with that number and what you're proposing. What are you talking about. What is the future on. On the Timberwolves to win the NBA championship. Oh you were telling it. You were in the room Max. You were telling me they just had to win two series. No I'm saying they win two series then you can hedge out and make a shitload of money. What happened to your nuggets. Yeah. No I'm still on my nuggets. I got my future on that. That's not I mean that's not going to happen. What T Wolves. They're not going to championship.

They could play the Kings. You never know. They could play the Kings first round. You never know. And then second round they could play the Grizzlies and we've seen that they can play with the Grizzlies last year in the playoffs. So they went two series and all of a sudden I'm sitting on a gold mine over here. You never know. They also could lose it. You don't respect Minnesota. They could also miss the whole playoffs. That's I did not calculate that. They are like the the seeding in the West five through 10. They are two and a half games apart. All those seeds right. So it's pretty nuts. T Wolves are hot. So any team could drop out and it's actually five through 11 because the Mavericks are sitting right there too. So who

knows. It's going to be fun. I'm excited and the Bulls are going to be in a playing game. I'm going to get myself pumped up for that. You got to make shirts if they went playing game champions. Yeah. Oh definitely. I got a lot of I imagine Papp have does it again. Yeah. Mr. wins a playoff game and then goes. Yeah. Mr. playing play in the badgers tonight. Oh thank you. Final thank you. I appreciate that. I did a poll just a random poll. Would you rather be invited or selected to something and fifty five percent said they'd rather be invited. So the NIT is my championship. And if they win I have the best NIT bracket in the world. They win the whole thing. Now I'm kind of rooting against them. God damn it. In the world. Yeah. Now I don't want the badgers

to win. Why. How do you possibly how are you possibly able to do that because I filled out a bracket. No no no. But you you haven't been able to say a perfect bracket. It's like perfect. Jake gets to walk around saying is an NIT perfect bracket or might be in the NIT. I think I think I'd rather them lose now. All right. No I want to win. OK. Yeah. All right. I'll drop a six shirt. Oh what's your cold run. Oh Billy. No I just had a question for Max. Are you still like trusting the process. Is that still like a question question. I think that's the greatest Ponzi scheme of all time. No we don't we've talked about this. The process the process is right. I trust the process of the process over the results of the process. Max do you trust the process. Yes the process

worked. The process got the Sixers into a situation to be contenders in the NBA. What what the fuck is the process because that's the whole thing with the NBA. If you stick around the eight seed seven seed you're stuck in there forever. So it's like yes it didn't result in a championship and probably will not result in a championship but I'd rather like have the idea of possibly getting to a championship than being in the seven eight seed every fucking year because that is way more frustrating as a fan. The problem is the process hasn't hit in the process of selecting players via the process. Wrong. Joel Embiid. Yeah well he's processed adjacent and now he's sitting out games. I would Billy like right now the Bulls are in the 10th spot so they'd be in the play

and to potentially get the ace spot. Right. I would much rather the Bulls be the worst team in the league and get Victor Wimbana. There's something about being a fan for the worst team in the NBA that is like even more it's more fun than being a middling team because you have like a couple young guys that that's all you care about is them playing well. No being in the no man's land of like making the play in and it sucks. Like it sucks. Like when the Sixers just had Drew Holiday and Thaddeus Young that were like the stars of the team who are good players and good role players it was so boring to watch them. They should do a playoff after the season for all the teams that don't make the playoffs and then just have the winner of that get the first overall

seed or first overall pick. That'd be cool. Your cool throw? My cool throw is Meek Mill. Yes. Philly guy, King of Philly. Everyone knows that. He is working on getting Lamar Jackson to the Patriots so shout out to Meek Mill. We talked about that with Stavros in a little bit. He gets very upset. Yeah he texted Robert Kraft and Robert Kraft was like yeah well that's a Belichick question so Meek Mill is working the phones. Very upset. I feel like you're right. I appreciate that. Very upset of you. Sometimes you know it's all it's like it just you think there's all these things going on it's like it maybe sometimes it just took a text from Meek Mill to open those doors. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be awesome. Alright Pifty your hot seat cool throw. My hot seat is

Visors. Who? Visors are on the hot seat. I think it was Golf Digest had a study and they say for the first time in like 40 years nobody in professional golf that's in the top 20 is a Visor guy. No one wears Visors anymore on the tour. Visors are a good look. I think we need to bring back Visors. Damn. When I think of like all the best players growing up. Steve Spurrier. Steve Spurrier but well yeah that's the thing is like football coaches have really swagger jacked the Visor look yeah from professional golfers but we need one guy maybe maybe Brooks just needs to become a Visor guy. Just change things up. That'd be nice. He's got the sick hair. He's got the blonde coming out the top. I might become a Visor guy and just wear those Visors with the fake hair on top. Yes.

That's always a funny look. But yeah Visors are on the hot seat big time. My cool throne is U.S. Soccer because we beat Granada 7-1. Hell yes. And then we won last night against El Salvador 1-0 and Pepe El Tren the train is back and Geo Rain is playing so we put the world on notice or at least El Salvador and Granada two soccer powerhouses. Yes. And we've gone back to back against them and now we get to play in the Confederations Champions League of Conca Calf Northern America or whatever it is. Yeah. We're going to play it's always it's always going to be all roads lead to U.S. versus Mexico in a big game. Yes. So I think we get to play against Mexico and Las Vegas. Yes. Yes. I don't know how that works but USA is back big time. I love it. I love it.

Okay. My hot seat is the NBA in general because did you guys see Brani Jr dunking over Bryce last night. Shit was lightweight hilarious. I mean lightweight hilarious. Like he all these guys in the league like they low key suck. Yeah. And we got Brani dunk dunking over Bryce the next next man up league is in good hands. Yeah. Absolutely. With James gang. I would love to see them play on the same team together. All three. Yeah. That would be sick. That would be so sick. You think LeBron like when he went to the steroid doctor in Germany brought Brani with him probably well we won't know because as soon as the offseason happens LeBron doesn't talk to us which was the funniest. I think out of all did you see that. Well we talked about it on Monday

how we saw the LeBron James of foot doctors and he also said they asked him like are you going to get surgery in the offseason. It's like if I do you guys won't know because I don't talk to you all. It's like you're going to post it the second you get a fucking in like a surgery and you're going to be like the grind is back. It'll be like no one has ever recovered from the surgery as fast as I recover. You're going to let us know instantly when you get surgery. Yeah. If you're LeBron James and hypothetically if you had been taking HGH steroids whatever the case might be over the course of your entire career do you tell your son that as your son enters the NBA or does the dad instinct to always be able to beat your son in basketball supersede that

and you're like I'm not going to share that with him because I need to always be able to dominate Brani. Yeah. I think I would personally I'm not a father except for my hypothetical son in which case I would not tell Chris ever that I was on steroids because I just love dunking. Yeah. He loves to just beat him forever. Yeah. Yeah. Back him down LeBron. Yeah. If LeBron's got that dog in him he wouldn't do it. He would he would back him down at 60. Yeah. Like I'm still the king. Yep. My cool throne is still blue on Amazon. So we are on Amazon now and we're running a special deal. You leave a review. Please rate and review. I've heard that helps. Subscribe. Subscribe. Rate and review. But seriously please subscribe. Subscribe. Leave a review on Amazon.

Billy my hot seat is bounty hunters everywhere. Yes. Chief Sahalik cut off his ankle bracelet and is currently on the loose in the state of Oklahoma probably heading towards Mexico. So Chief Sahalik if you don't remember he was the bank robbing superfan who was then released on bail from prison and actually attended the Super Bowl. That was the last time he was seen in public. He the judge allowed him to travel on a family trip to the Super Bowl and he attended the Super Bowl and he also just cashed in a huge Kansas City Super Bowl future that he had. What a legend. Yeah. This guy's got a such a legend like robbed multiple banks. He's got a good amount of cash in his pocket and he's on the loose. He's a political prisoner. If he gets to Mexico.

Cassidy in the Sundance kid. Yeah. How come we celebrate like bank robbers in movies. Jesse James butch Cassidy. But we vilify Chief Sahalik. We got to buy the rights. His only crime is armed robbery. Yeah. We got to buy the rights to this movie because are you going to find them. I was wondering. I have a bounty hunter in Oklahoma who is willing to link on a collab. Yeah. A ride along. I don't know whether to chase him. Yeah. You should wait dogs not going after him. A dog dog has a surface. Yeah. There's no chance. Billy you should chase him. I would like to chase him. Can I go chase him. Yeah. But I'm just letting you know you're not going to find him unless dog is involved. If dog wants to collab dog will dog dog dog is

ready dog. Always. If you want to go twice I know a lot about him. Wait. But Billy aren't you on his side. I don't know because why would you want to be like the town. Yeah. What's better content. Yeah. Being on his side or me chasing. I could see you robbing a bank with him. Yeah. Would be the best. That video would be the best the most viral video in the history. I could see Billy pulling up to him in the in the bounty hunter car and seeing Chief Sahalik in the full wolf uniform looking at him and then turning his head the other way slowly didn't see him down. Yeah. Yeah. No I think you also in a wolf. Yeah. I think you need to find him with the bounty hunter and then when you get him you arrest the bounty hunter or yeah or chiefs fans everywhere should just

you should show solidarity with Chief Sahalik. You should all get dressed up in wolf costumes and just drive super fast all around Oklahoma and Texas and throw people off the scent. They can't arrest all of you. I think that's what I gotta do. I gotta go put my wolf costume on and then just start running around Oklahoma and try to be a distraction. Yes. Listen you know who else attacked money lenders. Jesus Christ. Right. And he's a pretty good guy. Chief Sahalik just modern day Christ. Yeah. He is definitely Billy's Messiah. Yeah. But could I could I can't go down there. Yeah. Yeah. Go go. Yeah. For a long time. OK. Let's see the. Let's see the plan. Let's see the plan. Let's see the deck and then we can go. OK. Let me put the deck together.

The thing is hopefully he doesn't get caught before I finish the deck. Right. That's that's race against time. Yeah. That is a race against time. And you have to be an agent first. Well I looked into that. We'll get into that in the starving. OK. All right. Yeah. I need twenty five hundred dollars. All right. There you go. You said it right at that time. Yeah. Billy wouldn't stop when we asked him. He's like I need two point five K. I was I was trying to wait what because when you say two point five people like oh that's a lot that could be like millions but then I'm like K. But then you say the denomination. Yeah. Then they're like oh I need two point five dollars but then it's still twenty five hundred dollars which sounds way more than

two point five K. Yeah. Two comma five double zero. It's a low four figures. Yeah. All right. You're cool. Oh no. Yeah. My cool throne is fishing competitions. Justice has finally been served. Hell yes. Remember that story from way back when of those ice fishermen. Oh not ice fishermen. There's weights in the fish. Yeah. Put the weights in the fish. They have pleaded guilty to the crimes. Good. Pleaded guilty to putting weights inside of which everyone saw on the video. Yes. What kind of prison time goes along with putting weights in it. I think they're still waiting on sentencing. OK. But justice has been served. The fishing fishing competitions are still sacred. It's good. Love it. Thank you Billy. Do you think you had you played a part in that and

bringing them to justice. I think so. You put them under a pretty big national national microscope. I know. Thank you. I'm just a lot of criminals involved in these stories. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Jake my hot seat major league baseball umpires. We don't want one of the most ridiculous ejections you'll ever see in a spring training game on Monday. The home plate umpire umpire ejected J. T. real Mudo for you dropped the ball into his mitt and the umpire the real Muto put his mitt backwards to try to get a ball from the umpire and then right before the umpire dropped the ball real Muto pulled his glove back. So like basically like the handshake to your head. I thought it was trying to embarrass him. Yeah. And he just tossed him right away. It was awesome.

He did down low too slow to up and get ejected for it. But it wasn't even intentional. I don't think I I respect that. I wasn't looking at him. I respect the umpire. It's listen spring training for blue too. Right. Yeah. They're still getting there. They're getting their shit together right now. I love I love when umps are like this people come out here to watch me. But again it's kind of like with with foster in the NBA. I want one umpire to be like that and the rest to be good. I just want one wild yes. Agreed. Agreed. Yeah. So that was tough. My cool throne is attempting to get out of speeding tickets. Someone in Minnesota handed a cop a monopoly got a jail free card to try to get out of a ticket. It didn't work.

But good job. Should have worked genius move. Yeah. Yeah. Comedic effect. You saw this Billy. If it wasn't for bodycams that guy would have gotten off so easy. Yeah. The cop would have been like this is like fuck. This is awesome. Yeah. Great job. All right. Good job Jake. Let's get to stop. And you probably noticed if you're watching on the YouTube we're wearing suits today because it's the black tux has hooked us up. We look official. We look great. There's no way we're letting any of the coaches dress better than us. The gym rat look might work for the early rounds but not now. We're in the finals. We got to get there. We got to look good. Every order is backed by the black tux fit guarantee order a better size within a day or two of receiving

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city of Baltimore in its ass. That's where I would like to start. OK. The fucking treatment of Lamar Jackson is inexcusable. Dude. What the fuck. How the fuck are we going to lose Lamar over nothing. So like a year and a half ago we started to see how they were like communicating with Lamar and handling Lamar and shit. It's fucking horrible. And he would just he would be out of practice for a couple of days and then Harbaugh would be asked about it. This is like twenty twenty one. Yeah. And Harbaugh would be like yeah you know I'm not real sure what the issue with Lamar is right now. It's real strange going back then. I know it's. You know it is like when you just know your girlfriend is starting to cheat on you. That's what it's like.

You know you're losing a woman that's much hotter than you. And it's like oh she's she's been going to the gym more than usual. Yeah. I mean like that's that's good. I mean I guess health is fine. You know and that was like the beginning of like the weird communication. It's like some new clothes. New clothes. Her and her friend at the office seemed to be pretty chummy. But he's got a he's got a girlfriend. So I'm not worried. She's trying to get you into the gym. Right. Right. Why don't we work out together. Why don't we work out together. Why don't you make a long term commitment to me. And I'm like I don't know. I mean let me play the field a little bit longer. That's really what the Ravens have been. Dude. A fucking fat guy with a little ass dick

who's got a hot girlfriend. We lucked into Lamar should never have fallen to us. We got lucky because the league is racist essentially. Right. Everyone thought he was a fucking running back for real. We got lucky because the Dundalk character that I do is how half of the GM's think and he fell to us for no fucking reason. And then we just fucking have taken him for granted. This really is like my dating life. That's what that's maybe why this is so triggering to me. It's like every hot girl I've dated. I've treated her like the Ravens have treated Lamar. Yeah. And now this is like I'm at the point you know when you send like emails after a girl's broken up with you and you're like just just one more thing. I'm sorry. I just need to get this off my chest. I respect your decision.

And you really you're hoping that's going to be the thing that she's like oh my god. Yeah. This long rambling email that I got at 4 a.m. Yeah. What changed my mind. Oh he really loves me even though he non-franchise non-exclusive franchise tag me. Now he told me I could go look for others. You're like bargaining right now where it's like maybe you know maybe we're at a good spot in a relationship where when he comes back to Baltimore we'll have a tribute video for him and right wave to all of us. Dude I'm not even right. I'm still I mean I know it's not happening but I'm still like nah dude it's they're going to work it out. It's not a big deal. It's like he's going to talk it through. We're going to give him all the guaranteed money he wants.

It's all this is all it's a silly thing we're going to put behind us. Meanwhile you know he's fucking looking for condo. He's probably looking for condos in like Miami right now as we speak. The next quarterback you draft you're just going to treat him like shit from the get go. Yeah I can't have my heart broken. Don't get emotionally involved. All right so what about well there's a couple things that could happen here. Yeah but let's first start with like Lamar's gone. Okay so that happens. Let's just say he's gone. Are you buying the Chris Mortensen because this is my favorite one of my favorite parts of the NFL is the machine that's behind the owners because Lamar said I've asked for a trade March 2nd and Chris Mortensen came out like I don't

know a few hours later being like you know he's a great player but there are questions about his diet and his sleep schedule. I know dude it's like come on the fucking the guy won MVP when Joe Burrow was fucking sucking on coach Joe's nuts still. You know what I mean? Like he was fucking he was so young so good and we're talking about his sleep schedule. Okay he shit himself. He got COVID eight times and he shit himself during a playoff game. Whatever it's fine. I want my quarterback to be fucking weird and kind of dumb in every other place but football. Right Lamar is awesome. He's the fuck he's hilarious and yeah he's a fucking 20 whatever year old super athlete sometimes it takes those guys like they do have to like transition into oh I'm 29 my body is a

little bit mortal now. Yeah right. But those guys they make the fucking connect they figure it out. Yeah so the diet you're not worried about the diet because I saw that I was like red flag they should like he shouldn't even be in the league. I'm worried about the sleep schedule for him. I want my quarterback like Aaron Rodgers staying up for three days at a time. Put him in the door in ayahuasca. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. I want a quarterback that doesn't sleep. Yeah oh he he gets up he eats a couple fucking hot cheetos every once in a while. Who gives a fuck. Yeah he's fucking awesome. The timing was so weird yesterday too. I don't know if that was a coincidence. Maybe Lamar is the smartest human being on earth. I think he's probably I think okay what this feels

like to me is like well first of all the Lamar Lamar not having his own agent is a weird wrinkle. Yes. Right because but they are they that's kind of it was almost smart because he if you don't have your own agent the team should if they're smart treat you with more respect than they would with an agent because an agent it's like you can disrespect you can throw out a disrespectful offer and that's the guy's job to never so it never gets to you. You never hear the first offer but Lamar's heard every like bargaining tactic and really once he decided no agent they should have just been like he's our franchise player he's got us by the balls let's fuck it all right we might have to overpay a little bit or we'll just have to make this quicker than most negotiations

so that's that's one of the weird things. It's also I do think the owners it's very funny because I don't actually think the owners are actively colluding against Lamar. I think they all are just the exact same person and they all think independently the exact same way and they none of them want to pay quarterbacks guaranteed money. Pieces of dog shit is what they are every owner can suck my dick and not just but our owner specifically right now because that that fucking cocksucker is worth I think six billion dollars okay six billion dollars you bought the Ravens but how much in cash that's the key sure sure because Jim Ursay like was when they're in the middle of the league meetings right now and Jim Ursay is just all the quotes of him being like

I don't want to pay quarterbacks guaranteed I think it's a bad precedent for league no dude you don't want to put the money in escrow right like you need that for the pills exactly exactly so don't that's a lot of Vicodin that's a lot of Vicodin and dick pills that go right you know Jim you know Ursay's got the kind of dick pills you have to like inject into like your nut that one big vein in your nuts like he has the fucking he's got some oh no other dick pills have worked on that man since like 1994 yeah he's got some kind of experimental dick pill that he cannot tie up the money for that I think that quarterback that dude's done so many drugs over the years I bet you he nuts without even getting hard in the first place yeah just completely looking

at it he just hards out yeah he gets wet like a woman he's slowly he's slowly is coming out all time yeah just slowly seeps out I think I think it might be clues or not that they're all getting together in a room and saying okay we all agree on this let's sign on this piece of paper in blood saying that we're not going to pay a quarterback all this guarantee but well I mean Kirk Cousins got to get a contract yeah like so some some guys do oh yeah if you pull your dick out at a chiropractor you can get a fucking guaranteed contract I mean fuck the Browns too and fuck that sex criminal Deshaun fucking Watson whatever I think that's more what it is I think that when it happened with Deshaun yeah when when the Haslams gave him all that guaranteed money everybody got so fucking mad

at at the Browns franchise right ownership that it's like an unspoken thing and they all got all their all their shit like off their chest on that one and they yelled at this dude and they said this is going to ruin the it's going to turn the the NFL into the NBA if the players get too much power then I think it's just kind of understood from that point that okay we're not we're not going to do this again but I'm sorry you know no go ahead they're core it's the fucking quarterback that's the fucking thing it's like there is the wrinkle and it's not like we're you know I know Mike Florian our friend like he'll talk about it and get into the weeds with it and and people's eyes will glaze over but it is a real thing that the stupid rules that were invented you know 30

years ago where they actually thought teams could offer money and then the team could go under and they would never be able to pay the money that's why the escrow thing is is is real yeah so like you hear about it with Mark Davis like he has to actually put the money when he guarantees the money he has to put it in escrow he has to be like here's the money so I won't spend it on something else and so some of these owners like the bears are the same way they they have their their billionaires because they own the team right but in terms of like cash in their pocket sure they don't have that I believe me I looked this up the Ravens are worth 3.9 he's worth six bill okay so he's got a little fucking cash he's got cash in the pocket yeah so that shouldn't be and also again that's such

bullshit the NFL can't like be sucking its own dick about how it's the most profitable league in the history of mankind and then be like oh we made these rules 40 years ago so we can't actually pay you guys and it's also I mean it's also uneth like the Lamar there's a couple things here right that kind of that gets me on multiple levels as a Ravens fan I'm the most pissed right because it's like then that we can go back to talking about that but then from like a like a fair pure fairness standpoint the NFL like those half these motherfuck their brains are fucking scrambled eggs right and then that's the league that you don't fucking guarantee the contracts you could just blow your knee out and it's like you could be the most talented guy in the world

and then oh we'll cut you and guess what and the fucking NFL you know they're fighting not to ensure anything like yeah you know it's just like this is the most violent fucking league and look it's sick football rules we love to watch it all that shit but you should take care of these guys if they're putting their body online this much and the fact that this profitable fucking league with the most with the most in the most important position in the whole in all sports in sports like the most valuable position in the most valuable fucking league and they're like oh because of an accounting issue we can't pay these guys guaranteed money and it's like this isn't some fucking guy on a practice squad who even don't get me wrong even those guys should have their

every all their shit full of guaranteed and everyone who plays at down of NFL football should have top tier healthcare for the rest of their lives like it's disgraceful how they treat a lot of ex players but especially a fucking MVP quarterback should be able to get the same contract as fucking Bradley Beal yeah he's literally wants Bradley Beal's contract yeah I for 250 yeah that's are you kidding me what the fuck are we talking about that wasn't a coincidence by the way pft because he did he released his tweet uh right when John Harbaugh was speaking yes I saw that it was perfect timing that's what I was wondering does he have like boots on the grounds or somebody that's at the owners meeting that texted Lamar like the second that Harbaugh started

talking to the press always like okay he's talking right now and then Lamar's like I've got a very important thread that I'm about to drop yeah and then he just it was the timing was impeccable because he asked Harbaugh about it he's like I don't know I haven't read the tweets yet because obviously the tweet came out right as he was starting right and put him under the gun I don't think that I don't think that there's a situation where the Ravens owner could legitimately claim that he can't put that money in escrow they're like no you can get you can get it you can get a line of credit taken out on your team you can ask Roderick Delta to fucking float you alone the guy gets paid $65 no it's a bullshit excuse complete fucking bullshit excuse why are you a fucking owner

of a team if you like truly if you look at the Lamar true the story of like us getting Lamar it's like you know flat I mean even the Flacco contract that we were getting our asses fucked on for years if my memory serves correctly it's because they didn't want to pay him just a little bit more in season like they were penny pinching and it ended up fucking the franchise up and look again pay Flacco we fucking you know shout out to Joey we won a Super Bowl the best run I mean you have never timed for the four best games of your life yeah better it's the bet I mean he rules for that one and I don't begrudge him the money at all but I you know we had to fucking watch Flacco you know lose whatever fastball he had with that huge contract and then it really felt like

shit was bleak as a Ravens fan everyone was ready to fucking fire hardball shit was not going good and then Lamar fall literally I remember watching the draft because look you guys love football I like football you know I'm not as big a football guy as you guys and I was kind of like the Ravens are fucking assholes and this was in the you know you know all the like Kaepernick shit was going on and I was like fuck the league fuck the NFL I don't need this shit and then that was and I was watching the draft like on the background and then we got Lamar and I was like NFL football baby I'm fucking back in I was in from the I knew he was gonna be awesome right and so he falls to us and what the narrative of what you want as a football team is like you want that like magical

thing to happen with your quarterback you want him to come out of nowhere that Chargers game where they put him in yeah and he fucking almost wins it we're like wait what the fuck is going on yeah like that was fucking awesome he's incredible the fucking next year that his MVP season was like every Sunday was fucking awesome it's like that you're like oh yeah this is the kind of shit you're a sports fan for yeah to watch this guy become and he's got a brand of football it's fucking awesome it's not like he's a you know even if we sucked he's the kind of player that keeps interest in your franchise just to be like what's Lamar gonna do yeah right it's like in every fucking way he's the kind of guy that your homegrown incredibly like you know incredibly explosive

already accomplished I don't care that bad diet bad diet knows how knows his way around a fucking ham and cheese hot pocket you know what I'm saying staying up till 3am watching fucking the office you know what I mean like whatever he's one of us you know what I mean staying up watching 30 rock DMing bitch he's definitely DMing girls trying to get his dick sucked no problem like he's he's one of truly a man's man he's like fucking agent I'm keeping my 10% a dumb ass who doesn't understand that you need an agent for something but that's how I am too yeah right I'll sell my own podcast ads I don't care I'm not giving you 10% you know no ads on Stavisworld by the way I'm still working on that I still I still have to figure that out but I like I really should

listen to Stavisworld by the way it's a great podcast six months we still haven't sold a single ad so I get it I'm fucking stupid too I relate to Lamar in so many fucking ways and it's like he is all the shit you want like you motherfuckers you were sucking your you you were coming in your pants Tyler Hennikey fucking yeah you know three good drives yeah Justin Fields doesn't stumble four times in a row like you described my the bears were literally the worst team in the NFL and every Sunday I was like this is gonna be awesome like he's gonna do something cool it sucks so much fucking dick and it's like and then what's the worst case scenario if we sign Lamar to guaranteed money he gets hurt we suck dick for a few years well guess what we're about to

suck dick for a few years like it's like either buy the lottery ticket with the guy your fans love have watched come up the whole time and guess what you might win a fucking Super Bowl everyone's like oh he hasn't done shit and ever you know it has bothered me as a Lamar fan how much everyone's sucking Josh Allen's cock over him it's like what are you what did that motherfucker do this year he's well he's a friend well I know I know and you know but he can suck my dick in the in this context I think he's a good guy but every in this specific context he can suck my dick Joe burrow I know he's your friend he can suck my dick in all contexts fuck the Cincinnati Bengals and everyone in the AFC north but everyone is talking about how they're so much better all this

other shit it's like everyone is so fucking has such a short attention span shit takes time for fucking quarterbacks this shit is rare how long did Peyton Manning how long was he fucking blowing it in the playoffs you know what I mean like well so do you think though that maybe Lamar that MVP season like maybe too not too soon but like no he did it very quickly and the injuries part I think is fair the injuries part is definitely fair but let's also look at it like all the quarterbacks we just talked about where like Josh Allen starts showing some promise they get him a fucking receiver yeah you know what I mean they'll go out and get him digs you look at two I hadn't shown dick and they fucking how much did they invest in that

so much about that you know what I mean and it's like Kyler Murray look at Kyler Murray's contract he got five years 230 million and 160 million guaranteed yeah you think Lamar would have taken that I don't know I think I didn't offer him that literally I'm not gonna say what should happen but it involves a gun and somebody who owns a certain sports franchises head that if they didn't offer him that that's what you're fucking I mean they I can't believe that they wouldn't offer him that like that's fucking insane I think big cap might be might be right though like if he had his MVP season yeah last year yeah two years ago he timed it he's the reverse flack right right yeah he peaked and then the last couple years have like we have to at least be honest the last

couple years have not gone well with the injuries sure the way the seasons have finished and that's totally fair but you all you also have to think I personally think like how much of that is bad management how much of that is like like you guys got an F minus in the strength department exactly no truly it's just hilarious yeah fucking NFL franchise yeah strength fucking room we have rusty weights it's like working out at a fucking planet fitness at the Ravens facility um but like how much of that from his perspective is like like and okay you can argue oh you should be able to you know overcome any obstacle whatever but it's like if you've we've all worked at shitty places if your boss doesn't give you is mistreating you you're not gonna fucking work hard and part of it

is like he sees all the receivers everybody else gets he sees all the help and it's like not only are they not giving him shit they're trading Hollywood brown yeah look it was a good trade in terms of like value and the guy gets hurt whatever we get a first rounder out of it but optics wise the quarterback's like hey anyone but a fucking tight end to throw to could I get that and they're like no no you cannot as a matter of fact and guess what we're trading the only guy the guy you're fucking friends with the guy you guys are like boy both from the fucking Florida you're working out in the offseason with him and his insane uncle no that guy's fucking gone and good luck with uh you know do a a returner we're gonna the the the returner guess what he's

actually the number two now it's like it's fucking insane it's like that's the Ravens way yeah it really is the Ravens love doing that they really love not ever having a wide receiver they really do this shout out it's your main jacks this is why like when when the Bears traded for DJ more I was like this fucking rules he literally has the most receiving yards he would be the number one receiver in Bears history so it's like I I know what you're saying like you have to put guys around your franchise and you're you're right about like yes the MV if he had timed it different but it's like that's a failure on the Ravens part where it's like we're taking this for granted and we're gonna like not build around him instantly and it's like you're not even

learning the basic fucking lessons everyone now like I again I'm not a as big a football guys you guys but even I know the best fucking window is when you have a fucking star quarterback rookie deal yeah even a fucking dumbass like me understands that but it's like and you have an electric and even even the arguments that are like oh Lamar's playing style isn't gonna age as well he's very you know he runs around all the shit it's like okay well then let's fucking let's make the most of these four fucking years but instead they treat him like shit they not only not only it's like you can't even say like look they're bargaining with him hard but at least they took care of him on the field no the fuck they didn't the offense sucked dick it was like it really was

like schoolyard football of like the playbook ended up being like all right third and whatever Lamar does some stuff do something cool do do something cool Lamar was called 80% of the time in like high leverage downs it was do something cool Lamar or it was a fuck you know three running backs you know option bullshit you know what I mean it was like the wishbone it was those were the two things take care of you guys at least they could Steve Scott he could have put some some brick watches in the lobby yeah for Lamar to pick up yeah just say thank you keep the players happy it's it's a fucking disgrace truly it fucking sucks so much dick so what's the worst case scenario because I think I know it and I'll say it uh Bill Belichick has always had eyes on my god

dude I saw yesterday I will fucking put on I will put on a bomb unexplored suicide vest and I will draw I won't do it somebody else will it won't be me delete the part that said I would do it a guy I know would probably put on a suicide bat bomb and drive right to the Patriots facility the day they announced the signing it was it's meek mill yeah yeah yeah that was incredible meek mill texted and by the way the fuck is meek mill root for the eagles you fucking piece of shit he fuck Robert crap him fuck meek mill Robert Kraft saying that out loud was so hilarious because he essentially said I want Lamar Jackson but it's up to Bill Belichick yeah yeah me and me like Mill hit me up he said he wanted Lamar Jackson on the Patriots but that's Bill Belichick's

dude if he goes to the fucking paint because if he goes to the Patriots you know he will do exactly what's necessary yeah it's like a fucking it'll be it really is the absolute worst case absolutely worse because it's like a fuck you give a guy who's been completely under utilized not only personnel wise but like you know what it was a meme to make fun of Greg Roman but still the offense was not fucking imaginative at all it was fucking dog shit so you take a guy and you put him at the Patriots who now fucking Bill Belichick has something to prove yeah after last year he embarrassed Tom Brady wins a fucking Super Bowl you know gets deep in does another deep playoff run without him Belichick fucking embarrasses himself trying to like you know get

his boys like that that fucking moron patricius fucking an offensive coat what the fuck Belichick was like let's just fuck it let's fuck around brother like that really was like who gives a fuck I'm checked out I'm coming into work drunk yeah Matt you fucking do it I don't fucking care he was like oh wait fuck I didn't hire an offensive coordinator um Matt what do you know you know plays right dude like that's what last season felt like um and now he has something to prove no Brady it's like everyone's talking about how oh they'll win a Super Bowl they will win a Super Bowl and I hate the fucking Patriots I hate like outside of the the AFC north obviously outside of like the Steelers every you know a little bit the Bengals even though whatever they can suck my

dick still um like the there's no worse team than the Patriots Bill Belichick has tried to do he's like gotten bored with football yeah I think where he's now trying to he's trying to beat the game like it's madden on yeah expert mode yeah so he he dominated for so long now he's like you know what fuck it I'm gonna I'm gonna put my son as defensive coordinator I'm gonna get a rocket scientist that's never coached offense yeah you call my plays on offense you know what now I'd really like to be able to to win the Super Bowl with a completely different style of play like with a quarterback that runs the ball like that's interesting that would be interesting to figure how to break the league that way fully fully it would be it would be a gift that would just fall

into his fucking lap and by the way I mean I don't even want to start talking about trade like what we would need back in a trade because then it starts feeling very real well so here's the interesting part because it doesn't have to be the two first no no it's the non-exclusive so a bench event basically the Ravens were like we're gonna let you talk to everyone if someone signs you do a deal we're just gonna sign you the same deal because he's worth more than that's what I was begging that's right in my in my heart I was like it's all a fucking ploy they're gonna see what he gets and then guess what they'll throw a couple extra million at him to just really smooth things over yeah but that's yeah that's what I was hoping obviously that doesn't feel like what's

gonna happen well I think there's also a weird thing that's to play now because we're so close to the draft I think teams are not gonna do they're not gonna try to trade for Lamar right now because they all love the board yeah they love the board they have a pick they want to take whatever after the draft they might be like all right it actually makes perfect sense like if you're gonna trade for Lamar do it in the future draft picks you have to trade because if you have Lamar you probably won't be bad you want to end you want the team around him as good as possible right as quickly as possible right if I was the Jets I would be talking Lamar right now I know they said that they're not gonna do it and I think that they're they're fucking stupid they're saying that they're

not gonna do it and I they're afraid that Aaron Rodgers is gonna see them talking to Lamar and then Aaron Rodgers will like I don't know have some sort of revelation of like this person doesn't actually love me yeah and then he's gonna like go into a different frame of mind where he might want to go who knows back to the Packers or yeah somewhere else he might feel like he's disrespected right because they're talking to another quarterback they should talk the Jets should absolutely talk to Lamar Jackson I think at the very minimum from from a baseline like put a little pressure on the negotiate yeah because they're in a weird no one has leverage situation between the Packers and the Jets where it's like no one the Packers gotta get rid of

fucking Rodgers and the Jets have no other options now you have Lamar and it's like yeah at least make the Packers sweat a little bit and if you're not a dumbass Aaron Rodgers should understand that that might get a better might make the team he's going on you have to trade less to get him yeah I feel like the Jets should have leverage if they had played this correctly right because Aaron didn't he fucking the leverage up by just going on well the the whole thing from everything that's I've read because I obviously am like reading it all be like please please get out of the deal done like do you need me to help what if what if somehow he stays and the lions get Lamar that's the only that's like a reverse where it's like I wouldn't feel good but at least you'd suffer

a little bit yeah no that would be very bad that'd be very bad I actually don't think that Aaron is going to play for the Packers no matter what yeah I think I think it's more likely that he retires then he goes back to the Packers it's all but what it's all come down to with the Packers and and the Jets and it makes sense from the Jets perspective they're essentially saying all right you get the Jets the Packers want a first and a second the Jets are like let's give you two seconds and if Aaron stays on the roster for two years one of them will become a first because they essentially like we don't want to trade for a guy who could just be like I'm going to fucking South America in a year and quitting football which totally makes sense from the Jets

perspective so I think that's like if the Jets called up the Packers today and were like all right first and second no stipulations the deal would be done right and I get it like the Jets don't don't want to trade for a guy that could be like I quit football after a year yeah and if you I mean if you're the Packers I guess I push comes a shove you gotta think they're gonna take whatever the fuck they tell them right yeah I think yeah it seems like and it would you're basically it's funny that they'll like trade Aaron Rodgers but still be tied to him because they he has to keep playing for a couple years for that right which I kind of love that is pretty funny yeah they like they like they're like a divorced couple but they they don't have any

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to fuck with the other owners yeah he's he's you know he he goes off all the time and says shit he's not supposed to which I love for me yeah yeah so that that did scare me but I didn't know the thing you were talking about where he was talking about how he doesn't want to pay oh yeah he was going off in the league meeting being like we can't have it become base basketball and baseball we can't do the guaranteed contract he like said he actually did say the quiet part out loud yeah like dude you can't say yeah say this to a reporter but then again then again you know let's say none of the quarterbacks they want fall to them let's say he's on some fucking white wine and zany bars who's to say he's not signing that fucking check yeah when he's

really feeling it you know they could bond over being poop guys yeah Jim ursay he threw off josh mcdaniel's yeah during the interview because he went to his house and stayed in the bathroom for 45 yeah he gets the keys to Jim ursay's bathroom well look you know fucking opioids block you up yeah I'm saying it's like he's concentrating and when it's coming it's coming yeah I thought the funniest story yeah josh mcdaniel's wife was like this guy's giving me a bad vibe he's been in the bathroom for 45 minutes I love the idea he's shitting and beating off in there yeah and doing the old the old sixth grade you gotta you gotta squeeze one in the whole family's around we should say by the way over shit to jack off Jim ursay is probably top of the list of owners

we want a party with oh yeah I like I actually like his vibe a lot I like Jim ursay I would like to hang out with him I'd like to I would work for Jim ursay yeah whatever fuck the cults that's why I thought I thought Snyder might make a move at him for the commanders because because of the escrow thing for sure because the bill wouldn't become due until after Snyder sold the team right so he'd sell the team for seven billion dollars or whatever and then the very first thing that would happen to the new owners like oh yeah you gotta put 300 million extra dollars into escrow yeah right yeah and to fuck and to fuck all the other owners on the way out right yes all they want to do is no guaranteed money snide you know him being like fuck it but I don't treat him so good

Lamar like if Lamar come come to Washington no fuck you fuck you and all those photoshopped you did you had a part to play in this you motherfucker you were putting the energy in the world spending like fucking how much eight you know half of barcels photoshop budget was going on Lamar our guy Shane we found out after because we were just having like I was have him do some stuff too and he uh if we like one of Max or memes told us after they're like yeah it takes Shane like five hours they were really good photoshop people were hitting me up he like yo who's your photoshop guy and these Lamar's it's pretty good also I say yeah I I do think that to a certain extent uh the conversation reached the upper levels of the Washington commander's

management they asked Martin Mayhew their general manager about yesterday he's like I have no idea where all this Lamar to DC stuff is coming from but it's become a thing in the media it's little because we just put our photo and let me just say a warning out to everyone out there Shane is he's a devious guy he's I love that he's on our side he puts a little secret watermark on these and he showed me once like every media company is using our his photoshop yeah so like I actually wouldn't be shocked if Aaron Rogers goes to the Jets like week one in the Jumbotron they're using yeah that would be yeah that would be great I would love him so much in DC though I would treat you so good see that's the thing it's like I'm torn between I hate even having these conversations

because it makes it real but it's like I don't like if he goes to your shitty fucking franchise something bad is gonna fucking oh yeah that turf will kill like I don't want and so it's like it's like it's again it's like a relationship where it's like you did actually love the person and things have you've been ripped apart for you know factors that neither one of you want so it's like I don't want him to like go and blow I want him to go fucking win you know but I just don't it can't be with the fucking patriots it can't be in the division I mean honestly it's got NFC just get him out of the fucking comfort you know the completely but it's bullshit though that the conversation around the mar is he's a running back that's playing quarterback and you're not giving

him the opportunity to even get better at passing like you you're just saying that with the expectation that he won't grow as a passer Mike Vic grew as a passer over the course of his career Steve Young and dude as a passer he is gonna it is going to be so fucking embarrassing when he is because he is fucking awesome like we like okay the injuries are a real thing but f-minus on the fucking you know we got a plus yeah how about the turf yeah I listen Mortensen told me the diet it reminded me of uh when Derek Rose was just eating candy on the sidelines like you gotta you know true I mean but that's what's gonna happen here is like it just feels so horrible to be a ravens to be a ravens fan here because especially because he's he he's his own agent right he's

representing himself everything he's he's taking it personally clearly right the way the organization is negotiated with him has rubbed him the wrong way for two fucking years so I I mean I think we're at the point where even if the ravens were like look you can have the Deshawn contract I don't think he'd fucking come with really I really don't think yeah I mean you're you're right I don't want it to be the case but that's what I feel in my heart it wasn't just yesterday because obviously remember at the end of the season when he released all his medical stuff yeah and he was like this is no yeah stop saying that I can play and like stop believing that like I'm just sitting out for no reason here's my medical stuff which most players don't do right no and that's again

that's the other thing where the ravens it's like they're thinking well we're well he doesn't have an agent great we'll win the PR war will but it's like that's not how this shit works it's a fucking human being you're not fucking playing mad and you fucking dumbasses so every time that you think you got one on Lamar no now he hates you more you fucking retards like it's just I'm so everything they've done is wrong in every fucking direction it's fucking embarrassing it's just like we have squandered this guy and it's like look if he got hurt he got hurt who gives a fuck it's like that's the thing about being a fan you love your guys right it's like we loved Lamar if he got hurt it would be fucking sad and then we'd be like fine fucking Huntley can run you know two and a

half yards of fucking play I don't give a fuck I could try to reach for the end zone even though he's short it reminds me of at that point we'd have good karma those were like if he got hurt and they're like we're gonna scrap together and win for Lamar that's what it the feeling would be like instead of now it's like same team no it's like I mean I really I don't want to get too extreme but I'm like am I gonna fucking boycott a season to show the Ravens no I probably know you definitely won't I mean that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard you know the Sunday maybe not maybe I just won't watch Ravens games you know no you still watch them I'll take a pig they're on the little tv though they're on the small they're on my laptop take that you boycott the preseason and I'm watching

them on reddit I'm not letting you get the fucking views NFL it reminds me a little bit of uh of kawaii remember that's a boycott remember at the end of the uh of the spurs with kawaii how he was like being weird about his leg exactly exactly what this is felt like and then he asked for a trade afterwards that's what it that's where it seems like you know the ultimate power play now if the players had their shit together and it's tough to ask players to do this but who are the next quarterbacks that are coming up right now for deals Joe burrow Joe burrow's coming up uh Herbert will be coming up it's coming up if if the big name quarterbacks got together and they're like we're not going to sign we're not going to sign a deal that's not fully guaranteed no chance

Joe Burrow will be interesting though because he is one of those guys that you got to pay but the Bengals are cheap yeah like he won't you'll run into a similar now it's bloods and crepes tie the bandanas together but that's dude that's what would be so fucking heartbreaking if the people who start this are the fucking Browns right yeah by being fucking Jimmy Haslam just ruins everything right and then we we take the Ravens take a stand for the good of fucking your players over wow what a great karmic fucking franchise to be and then the cheap ass Bengals of next year those motherfuckers give Joe burrow 250 guaranteed and then we're just the only ones that never did it for Lamar I again a guy I know will go somewhere with stuff certain things you

only get one of them if you're already used to suicide I don't know what you mean me it's not me it's a guy I know so you really should be mad at Tennessee football this all goes back to Tennessee football because Tennessee football was good Jimmy Haslam maybe doesn't buy the browns because he was running the show there right where is that little donor yeah there's that little man in cocksucker he could have been born like five years earlier and I probably would be okay right now fuck dude this fucking sucks so much dick and it's like what am I gonna have to watch but you're gonna still watch I don't know man yeah I don't want to go back to those days the fucking Chris fucking Redmond fucking you could just come back with us dude listen it's fine

not having a quarterback for the entirety of your franchise it's totally normal at least we had the awesome defense but that's that doesn't look like it's good like well it's the Ravens way you went a quarterback with a like a historically underperform are you in a Super Bowl with a historically underperforming quarterback Trent Delford I don't know I mean Flacco was the fucking man that that run yeah what about bringing Joe back dude listen free agent no joke even as much as and the hard part is like obviously I've done that character a bunch and then it just took on a life of its own to the point where like I put out these videos of just the dumb ass who loves Flacco obviously and people have started coming to shows and like Joe Flacco jerseys and being like

Flacco dude we need him and I'm like no that's the joke you dumbass of course we're fucked if he's our quarterback like only a moron would believe these things but at the same time yeah I see him suit up in that number five he throws a great spot tomorrow I would not be like there'd be one game where he'd like beat the Browns and it would feel like old times again you know what I mean I would feel you know I mean my dick would be getting hard normal again I'd be I'd be in college again it would be awesome first time he throws like a 60-yard bomb that's intended for like for like a 70-yard wide receiver and it's underthrown and he gets that I'm back in I'm back in on like 11 baby you are us in the fact that like it's it's a blessing and a curse that we are the same way

where it's we have meatball like thoughts in our brain but we have a little bit more intelligence to realize hey that's a meatball thought but those still exist they exist and you can revert to it at any time being like oh yeah flack like well we could win with flacco once Lamar leaves I will have to revert there to to like protect my psyche yeah like if I if I'm thinking higher thoughts they will be dangerous football lobotomy drinking applesauce through a straw flacco joey put joey in where the fuck's joey at huh he's a piece of shit yeah trade whatever get joey back it's like we need a we need a pill that football fans can take and just make you a full meatball and just be excited about playing

defense and running the ball run the damn ball coach run it run the fucking ball three yards in a clan at dusk punt on fourth and one you gotta play field position it's old school shit I think bangles fans had that for a while too with their defense where they would just have to turn off the logical part of their brain be like I fucking love Vontez perfect yeah this guy's so much fun to watch thank god I mean and what a name I hate to compliment any bangle but Vontez awesome so perfect yeah sick so sick it's like a dumbass trying to remember perfect it's like no it's like my son saying yeah yeah toddler that would literally be what a toddler would name an awesome football player perfect Vontez perfect and then they they had Vontez

perfect and then oh then we got Pac-Man at quarterback yeah it is a six-year-old's favorite yeah absolutely but yeah the uh you know listen I would rather be us though to be able to revert to the meatball than some of the nerds who like for sure they they can't see football how you know it was meant to be played back 50 years ago it's like yeah talking about don't fucking throw it on first what are you doing yeah stop using one hand to catch the ball yeah what if you don't don't get a completion on first second and 10 you could have set up a second and seven I will have to watch football the Ravens will be so bad dude it's gonna be and now I'm like people in my life are having kids I'm like they could have been watching Lamar for their first

memories oh yeah it's like it's like they better like when you know there's you know I'm just like I don't want to have like you know nieces and nephews that have to watch dog shit football you know literally what I'm thinking of right now I'm like they robbed Lamar they robbed like because a little kid watching Lamar oh you'll love the Ravens forever yes but if the team is dog shit that's a great fear of mine especially when you don't live in the city that you're you know what I mean where it's like a kid you know you fucking an inferior like we could be trapped in one in a fucking DC or bears ask death spiral yeah 15 years it happens it's been longer than that I know I'm trying to be nice you had flashes yeah her lacquer was pretty cool listen Justin Fields is like my

it's my dude Justin Fields for Lamar no straight up you know what it's funny because I've said this in the fall like with Justin Fields ascending to where he was last year I know he's got a lot to work with everyone's gonna be like oh I can't pass I found myself defending Lamar a lot more because I'm like yeah dude he's electric like I get it I understand what it is it's so much fun to watch dude I literally like I've been seeing his highlights in my head like I've been seeing the fuck loose spin move that spin move where he fucking got out of three cocksuck and bangles are trying to tackle them and I literally see that when I close my eyes like it's been a tough 24 hours when he would like stop short and then people just dive oh yeah you'd sneak through like you

find a crack and he was the best at going from uh from 60 to 0 who's the best at stopping yeah NFL it was so fun to watch like all these awesome players just look like they were dizzy trying to tackle like Lamar Jackson no it was fucking sick he reposted the video I did yesterday really on his story I'd be and I was like Lamar I hope you watch the whole video it is a joke I am on your side the franchise is at fault here it has not been read so but I think he I think he got it he was like he was like he literally reposted and he was like he was like uh you know I still love y'all it's not you know a lot of stuff hasn't come out and then he was like but this is funny as shit though so I think he got it yeah there's a video I'm

talking about you know getting my baby mama to sell pussy to keep Lamar on the radio so I think he understood it was a joke and it's not a man soliciting prostitution to keep to to raise 250 mil but I mean credit to you for like you throw that out there you're like ha ha I would do this as a joke and then yeah and then but when push comes to shove it's like yeah probably yeah there's a lot of people in Baltimore that would truly sex traffic their loved ones to keep Lamar on the team no questions asked you're not gonna have you're not gonna have Raven's fans doing the jersey burning after Lamar no no I hope no I mean no yeah there will be some the guy the and that's the thing it's like I want it like when I when I because the character

I do is the dumbest Ravens fan but I couldn't because there was a very racist like very like stupid jersey burning way to go with that character yesterday but I was like it's it's I can't do it yeah it was not in my heart right but there will be a few I mean you do see even in the comments of like the shit I was posting yesterday you see people being like literally being like overrated getting hurt no respect for the game like that yeah bad diet dude doesn't sleep the bad diet is still Chris Morrison tweeting that out just being like questions about his diet yeah it's like how do you fucking look yourself in the mirror it's like come on you have to beg the guy you have to beg whatever Ravens PR person told you to say that

I have a family I'm gonna be disgraced all right so let's let's let's wrap up with some some positive things uh the box the box the Greek freak yeah how you feeling about NBA playoffs I'm feeling really good about it um I do think I really I mean the bucks are the prohibitive favorite it feels like the west is such a fucking mess who knows who the fuck's gonna come out of there and I think the fuck the Celtics can suck my dick I think uh ever since Joe Missoula do you see where he uh wouldn't the fucking the queen of England or whatever or the prince came to visit oh yeah they asked about that he was like I thought the only royal family was Jesus Mary and Joseph and I was like all right they're gonna lose no fucking bitch ass nerd who says something like

that is winning a fucking championship so ever since he says that I'm out and then I was scared of the Sixers uh but there's just and look before him and Yanis were feuding I was a hardened fan I just there's something I love about somebody who just you know doesn't reach his potential gets fattish shit at the most important moments goes to strip clubs yeah and like when it's it's awesome when it doesn't matter and then as soon as the lights are on you shrink up again I fully relate to a man like that squandering your talent and just you know having a good ass time I love hardened for that uh but he was playing awesome but it's just like some about the like there's too much dock rivers you know hard and even Embiid who is great it's like he's a little you know he's uh

he's like injury prone a little bit max I'd love to speak you know if you want to talk about it max I'd love to talk about it max gets irrationally angry about all this stuff it's true you know everything I'm saying is pure facts no there's nothing that we've said that to prove otherwise and what he's saying yeah but you know there's always a first for everything I respect that there's a place for everything yeah one of everything works out perfectly he's due he's due that's that's another meep that's another code mechanism he's due is a huge meatball like what if everything works perfect for us this time yeah well no it won't but what if it won't I do think the city of Philadelphia this would be the time for it to work because everyone act

has that same feeling of like we've seen this before we've seen this before so I'm twisting my brain but also let me ask you the hype is less this year three days ago max you were like we're winning the championship well we've lost four in the last well let me ask you this let's say game seven of the finals uh would you be drinking champagne the night before oh what do you think about that good question I didn't think you knew about that I had to I had to watch I was excited I watched the video of him in the game it's one of my favorite I have to suck up all the others like I literally have gone back and looked at sports sorrow from other fan bases no because I'm at my lowest right now it's it's

literally all I have is people being sad the foundation of barstool sports is Dave always wins and everyone else always loses yeah and like and and the the most popular shows we ever do is when we are in the absolute bottom like we for a while there we would look at the numbers and it was like our number one show was Mike Florio and we're like wait what was that it was like oh that was the double joint and it was like everyone's just listening to be an asshole I was in me dude I was refreshing my shit I was like let's see what fucking big cats gotta say about yeah it's sick because you don't you don't want to listen to some guy that's super successful no don't go too into Gary V talk about how much fun you know that's that's also why

truly if Lamar goes to the Patriots I just cannot I was just Hank is gonna get a jersey dude I was tasting them talking about them oh my god uh put in fucking zappy yeah shut the fuck I was excited for like 10 years of whoever the fuck the next zappy was and just them losing and being dog shit bell chick going senile his son just getting to inherit the the throne just like you know that would have been awesome if they get Lamar oh they're getting Lamar don't fucking do that I don't I would chill out in a weird way I would love to see it stop I would shut the fuck up both of you it would be fucking horrible for everyone oh he wanted him in that draft he could have fucking drafted him no no no he could have drafted him he wanted him in

he chose not to fuck him I thought it was literally that's I was I mean there's no way to prove this right I hate to be the guy was like dude I've been on this the whole time but I this would be so horrible because it's like I saw this already happened the pages were ahead of us in the draft and I was like he's going to the fucking Patriots because I I truly loved Lamar from the fucking jump and the fact that we this is it's even work like it's one thing to get rejected right it's one thing to try and fuck this beautiful woman but to like get it and then be like you know what actually no I don't want you and then she goes back to the guy you were worried about the whole time it's like it's even worse than never having it if I'd never drafted Lamar I'm happy bro that's right we suck dick

you should never have good we suck dick nothing bad is happening you know Harbaugh's gone who knows who the fuck is coaching you know what horrible coach we have hopefully he's fattish it love a fatt football coach some just you know we're fucking nine and fucking eight whatever the fuck yeah who gives a fuck that's the dream I would I would love to be nine and eight go well you've won Super Bowls but we had the hypothetical a few weeks ago where it's like we would take if in the next 50 years you told me you could lose 15 Super Bowls or win one but miss the playoffs in all other 49 years we're like we'd love to lose a Super Bowl 15 that's so many NFC champions it's a dynasty and thank you for the ratings and the shows after we've won oh my god

absolutely it'd be so much fun to root for a team that goes to the Super Bowl 15 times but that's another wrinkle sorry to keep talking about why the Ravens organization has fucked us all we've had a couple Super Bowls we're not even like that we're like well if he gets hurt we're fucked and it's like and our chance for the Super Bowls over dude we're not even close to having that desperate it's going to be another 15 years no you guys are a model franchise in terms of like consistently being in the mix exactly so stay in the mix with one of the fucking most talented quarterbacks there it's just like ah you know build around him instead of taking him for granted you know who else like Lamar was Sean Peyton in the draft he loved Lamar what about this I don't

know I have no idea how the cap works all right yeah I have no idea like as far as I'm concerned it's numbers that don't really know way that would work they just tell teams that there's a salary cap and they trust the teams like okay they're scared yeah salary cap violation they're all cheap pieces of shit yeah exactly so I don't know how this works with numbers but Sean Peyton loves Lamar yeah I can already tell he hates Russell Wilson because like right day one he's like yeah he brings his own coaches into the building yeah that's not gonna happen with me could they trade Russell Wilson no fuck no no to the Ravens get unlimited they've already they've already be unlimited we would be unlimited you're telling on yourself for not having an unlimited mindset that is true

I am showing my limitedness right now um there's I think didn't they trade everything to the fucking Seahawks to get him yeah that's it's like it if we were to take on that horrendous contract we would need like eight first round but it would be like the the four Lamar deserves I don't know about this two bullshit and and like four to take on that horrendous contract but yeah it's like that's the other thing it's like I don't know where he would go where it would be cool but I would I would love to see him with a fucking offensive mind like that that would be sick like yeah and I mean although the AFC still but like put him in that I truly just put him in that no joke but again I would love to see him go on the lines yeah because that would I mean that would be good

he's very good hey we'll take him we'll place hold the QB for a couple years listen I you just stumbled upon though uh where you can go with this so Lamar either stays with you guys you're happy yeah or if you get three or four first round picks you just play that game for the next four years where you're like oh we got this pick we got this pick yeah like rooting for against another team right that's rooting for a team yeah right so that's that's what you got a root for no I would it's just like I can't even it just feels bad to even think about the world where I have to root for not Lamar but yeah if we get because like the package has to be I don't know this like you know thank god he they don't have to trade them for the two first the whatever you know

franchise tag shit is because like the package would have to be I mean whatever Russell Wilson did didn't get two and two and two yeah plus a couple players yeah it's got to be way more than fucking that yeah like it's it's got to be a crazy trade but then that's the thing it's like the Ravens have so successfully like fucked up this negotiation that they have lowered his trade value too because nobody else wants to pay him either another parent for some fucking reason damn I think he's gonna stay on the Ravens maybe for one year but he might not play but he might hold I feel it dude I don't think he's gonna fucking play it believe me I want this to be true and I've like tried to look at every situation best case scenario maybe they pay him a little because I think I think

technically they don't have to give him just the non-exclusive they could bump him up to the whole tag yeah and maybe he like plays a year and we do one this weird like one more run trial separation maybe sucks and no one is happy and like he's not playing he's not gonna he's definitely if he's even sort of injured you know he's sitting out and like it just it that's that's the only way we have and at that point it's like unless he's trying to get his value back up or something and he plays all bad it's all bad there's no good scenario it's all bad when your players ever requested to trade and the teams just like no I just the only one I think about is Kobe right where he was trying about to go to the Bulls yeah he was but he wouldn't throw in Luol Dang or something like

that yeah he was actually like looking for like places to live and that's the sightings yeah but then here's a couple things that are different great owner right Jerry Bus who's like a fucking crazy good owner who could personally smooth these things over and who was not opposed to spending money just wanted to be smart about it right so it's like you know you had an owner who ultimately did have your back we don't have that right and it's like and so you had that going on and then it's like well look stay here and we'll fucking I've proven that I can win before and I'll do it again and then they went out and got fucking pal gasol and they had the whole second yeah on a Kobe's career it's like none of that shit Lamar had maybe even if the Ravens were like we

fucked up so bad and we'll do anything to keep you I think they fucked up the relationship so oh and Kobe had an agent right who was the buffer yeah that buffer is really the fuck because I know shit like this he could come back if he had an agent I honestly wouldn't even be this apoplectic right now I'd be like we can figure it out we'll fucking smooth it over it's the no buffer that's the fucked up thing you need Ken Francis to step in Ken where the fuck is that cocksucker at make a call NFL please just give him a fucking let him be the agent for 72 hours let Ken smooth this all over be great a pay-per-view Ken Francis gets like it's like a it's like a bomb that is about to go off Ken France gets 48 hours to figure this out just have a live sports movie Ken Francis saves

the Baltimore Ravens is Ken Francis actually real yeah all right he might just be Lamar right no he actually did something with Lamar they have like a weird like a at-home gym it's like just some guy then he sells like dumbbells with it's like hey what do you guys think fucking guarantee 48 we're trying to get Billy certified as an agent yeah that'll be awesome how's your project going I need 2.5k and that's a way you say it yeah 2.5k yeah so you're cash poor right now is that what you're saying not very liquid not very liquid I'll put it in escrow for you yeah go and do it the master's degree or seven years in negotiating experience seven years ago I was 17 okay okay so what happened what I've been doing since 17 that

well come on Billy you've all you've been trying to get girls not to let you wear a condom that counts probably come on I'm clean we'll see if that works on the application yeah lying is another way of negotiating yeah life is a negotiator yeah boom yeah every time you claimed your internet was down so you couldn't put on a blog that's a fact oh stop I got it I got a present for us okay that's a Baltimore guy oh hell yeah there you go as a Orioles guy my man here you go this is the Billy Ripken uh oh hell yes the fuckface card yes where somebody wrote fuckface on his back and he didn't know it when they were taking this fucking awesome thank you so this is huge actually because I remember getting a Billy a Bill Ripken uh cause we were like opening

packs and like I think it was second grade and being like and you know I'm like a foreign kid we don't know about baseball my family's no shit and I see Ripken and I'm like it's Ripken you know and I'm like celebrating and all my fucking friends are like that's fucking Bill Ripken I'm like what who the fuck is this so this is to to turn that loss into a huge yeah sentimental the fuckface card is huge thank you brother all right so last thing a row back question I'm wearing it right now that the the joggers the sweatshirt everything rowback.com you just go take for 20% off your first purchase Q zips polos uh hoodies joggers everything uh tell us what you're doing right now so people can go see you and also we're gonna have you guess the lottery ball oh I would love

to okay uh what am I doing right now so I have a pod last time I was here I didn't have a podcast Stavi's world new podcast um I have people on you guys before you go to Chicago you should come fucking do the show yeah we're in uh we only come we will bring our own ads bring your yeah we do one other podcast is the best move you just do another podcast and halfway through you're like you do the row back question totally um so listen to that uh I have uh I have a crowd work special coming out soon just half hour of me fucking around in New York when I was getting ready for this tour so it's pretty fun on my youtube channel uh just stavros algis on youtube and I'm on tour all over the place I got a big theater tour um so go to stavi.biz I'm actually

coming to Ohio so if you want to laugh at me in Cincinnati in Columbus in Cleveland you can come fuck you know come rub it in that you probably you know the quarterback has left the division probably uh but I'm coming all over the place Florida you're going to Vic theater in Chicago this weekend yeah sold out sorry fuckers sorry you fucking Chicago pieces of shit should have been faster maybe the scalpers can get it maybe the scalpers can get it maybe the scalpers so I'm yeah I'm on a huge tour and I am going back to Baltimore it's funny because like as much as this the character of like making fun of this guy has been like people think I'm that guy at the same time it's made me hysterically popular in Baltimore yeah so I sold that dude

I sold out like a venue that like yo-yo ma plays at like I sold out the lyric opera house six times off the strength of dumbass Ravens fans so thank you so much for that one um the best musician of the 21st century it's playing the most expensive instrument can't sell it out I'm gonna sell my girlfriend's pussy but yeah so all that shakes see me on tour the youtube channel all the ends listen to Stavi's world so that's that and then what's the other what's the other part of the question uh lottery ball lottery ball fuck yeah so well this will be an official guess for everyone in this room okay Billy let the guests go first yeah let the guests go first numbers I'm torn between doing the number Billy wants I'd love to just be like ask Hank later but I

actually want that number so that's like what's his guess last well he always guessed 17 17 it is 69 I was yeah that was my yeah I'm gonna do 44 I'll do 20 what's uh I'll do eight for for Lamar oh I should have five for flak oh okay oh it's gonna be eight and I'm gonna feel like an asshole this does count official official record this counts come on stop it it's gonna be eight ten oh oh mitzsche bisky on the radio no fuck you don't say that it's a great guy when big bang comes back for one more year he wants to play in Baltimore I didn't know oh my god all right well thank you man appreciate it as always thank you guys it was awesome Stavros is brought to you by our great friends over at the black tux

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maserati we gotta go somewhere cool with this and try to get into somewhere cool we'll break have you ever worn a suit no but like i feel like when you're dressed like it feels like a superman you can get away with anything yeah like you can like trespass and like you're a guy in the suit no one has any idea like you're you look like yeah well that gentleman's supposed to be yeah financial crimes that take down the entire united states yeah no problem if spf had been wearing a tuxedo yep people would be like this guy's a genius i'm hopping on the train going to phy die and gonna go commit some white color crimes yes perfect crime um i just looked it up uh with with the dan snider sale i was curious how much he bought the team for how much do you think he

paid for it in 1998 800 million yeah it was 800 million really wow i nailed that and now he's selling it for six billion dollars and think about how incompetent he's been not just like in terms of winning super bowls but in terms of just pissing away money and uh like fan interest merch sales ticket sales he's he's the worst person to ever do it and he's still made five point two billion dollars that's hard i mean pardon my take investment advice by an nfl team yeah you can't go wrong it works it works uh all right guys on chicks hey fellas i just started listening with my boyfriend who just started a new job that is remote from home this is his first job working remote and now i can't get him out of the house because he says he's swamped any tips swamped he's swamped

at his new job working from home he's just lying to you there's the working from home is like you only do half the work yeah that's the beauty of it yeah you just basically fuck around all day and then because every job in the world is the same there's let's say 40 hour work week that you're supposed to work when really if anyone actually looked into it you can get your job done in like five to six hours of really hard work that's just a fact that's how america was built yeah he's nodding his head yeah he knows that's a fact like you you you can if you are sitting in a desk right now you're nodding along as well because you're like yeah you know what if anyone figured out the fact that i could do my entire week's worth of of of work on a monday morning probably wouldn't

be get paid as much probably wouldn't have that job that's actually usually you do it on like a thursday afternoon is when i would do all my work the the nice thing about having a job where you have to get out of the house is all the errands that you run on your way to and home from work traffic home and so he doesn't do any he's not doing errands anymore and one errand leads to another you need to have some sort of errand schedules set in for him yes just to get him out of the office and to be out of the house and so he he interacts with other people in the world also just put a nanny cam in his in his home office and just be like i've i've checked the tapes you spent four hours on browsers you played a bunch of snood and uh yeah you just dicked around and

looked at your fantasy team for 50 of the work week yep next hey i i'm gonna say this with your black tux you look like you can read wow yeah i can't right well yeah but i look like i can't yeah you look like you should rock a monocle there's a moth in the studio right now i was that possible get me out of this city what's up boys i recently had a guy ghost me so badly that it resembled the dentist system he was traveling slash camping and told me sorry i don't have service and my texts to him were green so it made sense however a few days later where i knew however oh man never mind i take it back however a few days later when i knew he was supposed to be back the texts were still green i had my friend call his phone to see if it would go through

stalker originally it went straight to voicemail only for him to text back who is this 10 minutes later why do this psycho behavior and block me instead of just telling me he wasn't into it anymore where do i find guys that aren't such p words love y'all awdrey awdrey no no fence this woman but who's being the psycho in this yeah and also why uh just press one button on your phone versus having to have an uncomfortable conversation uh because we're all pussies and that's the easiest way to deal with things yeah ghosting is so simple dude remember back in the day you'd have like your friend break up with your like girlfriend on a i m i think like that we're the we're the biggest cowards in the world it depends on what went on here though

like if there was like you know a date intercourse maybe there should be some conversations of like all right this isn't going well if it was just like a you were just talking or like hadn't met up or anything like ghost away yeah i think i think it there's levels to like it's scumbag behavior if you've kind of gone through some steps oh it's absolutely dark yeah it's scumbag behavior but it's it's you know the thought process yeah oh yeah we are cowards there's also a good chance that this girl is like a little a little clingy sounds like no where'd you get that from all this detective work and so maybe it's just he knew that having that conversation with you you would not take it well show up to his house also i mean it also depends like if he wasn't traveling camping

that's he truly was just delaying the inevitable like oh i'm not gonna text you this week because i'm traveling camping and then yeah now this guy i know exactly how his brain is working right now and i say uh you executed it flawlessly now what you should do is you should fake a pregnancy yeah that's the best way to get him back either that or say i'm gonna kill myself if you don't respond to my text these are all totally healthy ways to handle this situation we got one more there's also a total chance that this occurred over like from a friday and it's now like monday tuesday and he has texted her back already probably not totally panicked i don't think so block if you're blocking you never unblock yeah you don't unblock you just forget we're got an android yeah i'm not gonna

be a ghost apologist but like block you don't just block someone for no reason yeah uh hey lottery ball winners except tank fuck you also if you know whoa whoa whoa say it say it say it say it say it say it no say it no you have to say it say the bridge accent say the bridge accent hey i think i won the lottery ball today no you fucking didn't yeah no you didn't yeah they didn't there's no there's no there's no correlation no evidence like you're just making shit up no make me feel bad and no people play the lottery ball at home no that's the best part about this people are invested in and they play it with their friends and they get it that's like saying you know i won a fucking wreck league game i won the nba championship like absolutely not no that no i i

actually will uh disagree with the sir over here uh if you play at home and you get it authentically you get a you get a ring but you're yeah they're just lying no they're not thank you would kill for a wreck league championship right now yeah the amount of people that listen to the show there's only a hundred options that means hundreds of people get it every day that's a good point boss yeah yeah yeah and also i've seen people like show the text where they guess it in a group chat and then they get it right that's real fake okay believe in something man you're such a heartless i didn't finish that sentence no people are just people just mean you're heartless bitch you're you're a ghoul you're a ghoulish right hey lottery ball winners accept tank so my 29

year old husband has had a small gray spot in his hair the fuck on the top of his head for most of his life his friends have always made fun of him for it and he's asking me should he die it what should i tell him thanks no he's a skunk yeah he got that cool look uh Dennis Schroeder who is that one guy that was on on a talk soup for a long time that had was it hinson that had the one gray spot on the side it's a good look it's distinguished yeah people know you for something like a leopard what what hank i'm also i'm also and it's fair you know this is the price you pay for vacation but like 17 is gonna hit next week yeah and that's unfortunate that we're not gonna let you participate should we just give hank 17 for next week no no that's it doesn't count it that i would

just be the same as these fucking fraud ass listeners hmm yeah no vacation means that you don't get to play that's i know if i were you sitting in your seat never gotten it i wouldn't i wouldn't go on vacation what would you do hank would you rather give up a vacation to get the lottery no it's not real so you don't care about stupid oh it's a dumb machine oh it's real by the shirt by the way by the shirts um all right so should we do it have you ever gotten this no numbers i'll do 17 69 18 uh what'd you guess last six what'd you guess he guessed all the uh numbers of was it nine four seats twenty three twenty three i'll go 23 six for how much they're paying for the football team even though it's not gonna go through no six has never been picked

uh 20 oh let's go six god drizzy running through the six tft the erin roger's thing hasn't gone through so sympathize with you 50 50 that's an easy number to guess 50 right down the middle yeah tied for the lead nine times oh hey 47 50 50 to 64 if hank had just stuck with 50 he would be the leader with the funniest part is that if hank had just stuck with any ball yeah he would probably yeah there's only like three or four that he wouldn't have gotten six twenty six twenty nine i picked one of the three that haven't been picked you damn you're pretty bad you're so bad you're you actually i've swung around i used to be like you know this is a game of chance it doesn't make a difference what number

you pick but you are actually bad you're picking three not even in the machine you're picking numbers have never been picked in the history of the league you're terrible you're very bad at this game you're a bad person like actually this is personal now like you are a bad you're a bad bad person just stick with the same number you'll get what you're saying we've all gotten it because we stick to the same numbers yeah hank hasn't figured that part out of this he's got 90 systems none of which work who's here with multiple numbers oh i have all right see everyone on friday love you guys norwegian brown rats are typically the rat found in new york chicago in the other area but the black rat is a positive place

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