Pardon My Take - Leonard Fournette, Stafford To The Rams And Patrick Reed Is Hilarious

Episode Date: February 1, 2021

The Rams and Lions pull off a blockbuster trade on Saturday night. What it means for both teams and Deshaun Watson (3:11 - 18:21). Patrick Reed was in the news again and his burner was uncovered (18:21 - 29:27). Who's back of the week including Jizz Horncamp and Big Cat had a Kidney Stone on his birthday (29:27 - 38:22). Tampa Bay Bucs Running Back Leonard Fournette joins the show to talk about Playoff Lenny, the Bucs Super Bowl run, Tom Brady, Blake Bortles and more (38:22 - 60:42). We finish the show with Football guy of the week and Billy entering Fight Week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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That was the perfect way to like ease me in to Super Bowl week and the Pro Bowl really was like the football equivalent of the Masters in terms of a great nap day. Yep. Like a wonderful nap Sunday was watching, you know, neither offense or defensive line really get out of the three point stances at all and they're not trying until the very last drive of the game. So I do miss the Pro Bowl. It is a little weird.

We're not in Tampa this year. We will be in West Virginia on Friday night for fight week. So fight week is officially here. Billy football is back in studio. Billy football versus Jose Canseco on Friday night. We're going to talk about that after our interview with playoff Lenny, which is a good kickoff to Super Bowl week, a participant in the Super Bowl. But before we do all that, let's talk about the big trade.

So Saturday night, we get the big trade. Matthew Stafford going to the LA Rams in exchange for a third round pick this year, a first round pick next year, a first round pick the year after and Jared Goff. Wow. Who was your knee jerk reaction? My knee jerk reaction was that Jared Goff needs to have a private meeting with Blake Griffin to figure out what to do in Detroit. Yes.

Blake needs to be the welcoming committee and be like, here's how you transition from being a Cali bro to being a, a Michigander, a Michigander, a Michigander, a misgender and like tell them where all the great kneecap restaurants are, tell them, hey, this is going to be confusing, Jared. Now the sun is going to rise in the south and also set in the south. That's going to be tough. But knee jerk reaction is that good for the Lions, I guess, for the Rams. I mean, so this is Sean McVeigh hates draft picks.

He just hates having first round seven years in a row. They will go now without a first round draft pick. And I, now I'm starting, Sean McVeigh has now flipped how my brain works where I'm starting to like look at myself and be like, wait, do first round picks not matter? Because he doesn't seem to think they do. Now they do matter in the fact that they don't have anymore for, they'll go seven years out drafting in the first round and people are like, oh yeah, Sean McVeigh is saying like, let's go win now.

First round picks don't matter. It still matters for the Rams because guess what? They're running out of first round picks that they can trade. So like they, first round picks still matter for the Rams because they are capital to go trade for players. I do like though the idea that it's a little bit of like a, a zag on every, everyone else in the league where it's like, hey, let's go get guys that are proven instead of drafting guys that who knows.

Right. And so Jalen Ramsey, they did it. And you know, Matthew Stafford, which I don't know. This isn't all in move. The Rams window feels like it's pretty small here and they have to kind of win a Super Bowl in the next two years before like the fact that they haven't had a first round draft pick in seven years is going to catch up. Right.

And it's also weird that we're saying like, oh, this is the next zag in the NFL. The Rams have had proven success not ever using a first round pick. So well, they, they made it to a Super Bowl, barely, didn't win, scored three points, but they haven't had, it's not like this is like the new Patriots mode. Like it's not like there's a dynasty. It's like, oh, you actually don't need first round picks. I think you, you typically do need first round picks. But it does tell me that McVay absolutely hates like focusing his time on developing

one person over developing like the entire team. It's like, do you want to date a virgin or do you want to date a milf? Someone who's been around for a while knows all the tricks of the trade. So I, so the Rams, like in less need, it does feel, well, Billy loves big milf guy. Less need feels like he's going all in. Like if this doesn't work out, he probably be without a job, McVay will be fine either way. But the Rams are in full on win now.

And I, before we get to the Lions, I don't, I think the Rams are probably better. I, I've always thought Matt Safford is pretty good, but it's weird for everyone to now have Matt Safford as like a top five quarterback and be like, this was the missing piece for the Rams. They'll be good, but I don't know how this, like they're the odds on favorite now to go to the Super Bowl for, from the NFC. Is that right? Well, it's crazy.

They might be. It is that if they're paying this much for Matt Stafford, how much is the Sean Watson worth? Well, so because McVay, this is a situation where McVay, I don't think ever wanted to Sean Watson because he's like best bros with Matt Stafford. And so that he was planning on like offering whatever it took to get this done. And I don't know if the Sean Watson's going to get like that. It's tough to pay more for a quarterback than what the Rams just, well, it also, we should,

we should throw out there the Jared part of this deal for the Rams is getting out of Jared Goff's money. So that's part of the giving up to first round picks. I had the same thought that, oh my God, what's the Sean Watson worth? But then you have to remember that the Texans are fucking idiots. So the Texans will probably get less. They'll find a way to get less. They will actually use this against themselves instead of being the smart thing of like, here's

the floor for what a quarterback starting quarterback should be. They'll be like, Hey, how about two first rounds in a fourth round? So judging off my, my new found expertise in the stock market, they'll look at this as being like, wow, that's one less buyer that we could have. So I guess the price is going down on the show. Right. Exactly. We got to act a lot faster. There's three fewer first round picks out there that we could possibly get for. What is it?

Chiefs, Packers and the Rams bucks. So they're, so they're three. So they went to, yeah. Tied for a second. Yeah. And it's hard. I mean, they, they did it this year with, with defense. Matt Stafford is going to be great for Sean McVeigh.

But I just, that seems like a little bit of an overreaction. I think the Rams would be good. But to be like, oh yeah, let's pencil them in for the Super Bowl. Now the other thing. Maybe Sean McVeigh just doesn't like working on Thursdays. And that's why he always trades his first round picks. Cause I mean, if that's the case, then I kind of agree with him. Yeah. I, it's, it's, I mean, I do think it is an interesting,

I'm always interested in whatever a team does something that's different than what everyone else is doing. And that's essentially what they're doing is like, Hey, we don't need these first round picks. We'll figure out other ways to build a team. In theory, as a lazy person, I kind of respect it. Cause it's like, let somebody else develop the guy. And then once you know if they're good or not, then yeah,

that's actually probably worth more. Like giving up a higher pick in the future for someone that you know, for a fact, is already good, right? Cause you're not taking the risk. Yeah. I, I, I, as a lazy person, I like it. I'll put it that way. It's, it's, there's a lot of people too who are like, well, the Rams are trading two first round picks,

but they'll be late in the draft. I don't, I don't understand that logic. The NFL is so, uh, like unless you have Patrick Mahomes or Tom Brady or Aaron Rogers, like the NFL is so up and down year to year health wise. Yeah. You had, you won with your defense last year. It's harder to sustain a really good defense. And I'd say it is to sustain a really good offense with a great quarterback and look at the Texans when the Texans traded two picks,

two first round picks for Laramie Tunsel. They were 11 and five, 10 and six, and then they went four and 12. So they thought, Oh, we'll trade these two first round picks. They'll be in the mid twenties. Oh, whoops. Now it's the third pick in the draft. And that's when it, like if the Rams pull this off and they're good for the next three years and good, meaning like deep runs in the playoffs,

then I think that they didn't give up too much. But if, if anything happens that can happen every year in the NFL, the fucking Eagles are picking six after being in the Super Bowl four years ago. If anything happens and this ends up being a top five pick, I think that was a disastrous move. Yeah. I mean, health is such a big factor, right? You could have Patrick Mahomes and still go like four and 12 if he gets hurt early in the season. Right.

So you can't pencil them in for having like a great, uh, or like having a late twenties kids like, Oh, this is what it is. It's fine. I mean, you know what? No, I disagree because my brain is stuck in the second. I'll, it's easier to just say that, just say, like whatever is currently happening in the NFL will also be the case in three years. Yeah. I have no problem just being lazy and saying that. It's weird to see that and then have the Cowboys picking 10th and the Niners who were in the Super Bowl last year picking 12 and be like, yeah, you know what?

The Rams are definitely going to be picking 30 seconds. Well, the Rams also play in a very tough division. Yes. Besides Cliff Kingsbury, it's probably the best coach division. Yeah, you've got to coach the best track record of success. You've got, I mean, that's a big besides, by the way, besides, yeah, besides Cliff, yeah, who's just sitting in his American psycho and blowing lines all day. I'm very much excited for getting some Matt Stafford, Clayton Kershaw content.

Yeah. Did you know they grew up together, play baseball together? That was very quick. I want to see Matt Stafford get back. Like I want to see him invited to the Dodgers training camp just so we can get another team picture with the two of them and have them highlighted and always link together. Yes, move in together. Yes. All right.

So the Lions perspective from this, the Lions perspective from this, I it was a home run for them in the fact that they are trying to fully rebuild now instead of half rebuild, which the Lions have kind of been perpetually stuck in. They now have like, you know, draft capital to trade if they want to. Or if they want, they can pick, you know, they have four first round picks in a two year span. I like this because Dan Campbell, if everything works out and they can actually draft well, which is a big if that's a bigger if

than Cliff Kingsbury saying if the Lions draft well, Dan Campbell has a chance to succeed here. And then we have the Lions, you know, biting kneecaps off, becoming a prophetic genius press conference, which would be the coolest thing ever. If everyone looks back and says, oh, you know who we were wrong, like making fun of Dan Campbell, that guy was right from day one. Yeah. That will be cool. Do you think Jerry Goff has the personality to bite kneecaps off?

I think he'll get it. He's got to get it. You got to develop it. For step one, if I'm Jared, I think you got to like, you really have to change the look up because you do look Calibro. We love Jared, but if you're going to go to Detroit, you need to grow either mustache, maybe just the goatee, grow the hair out a little bit, cut it into a mullet, see a little hair. Yeah, get a flow.

If he gets a flow going, then I could see him becoming a Detroit guy. But right now it's like you you will look like a misplaced Ryan Gostin. Yeah, maybe a neck tattoo. Hell yeah. That would be cool. I get a job, Jared. I can tell that Jared secretly always been a I want to be a truck guy guy. Yes. Now is your chance. Get a truck. Yes, don't bring that Tesla.

So the Lions, though, this I like this move for them. Like they have their their actually rebuilding and not only are they rebuilding, but they have a quarterback in Jerry Goff who, yes, we are biased because we're friends with Jerry Goff, but who can, you know, be keep them in games, keep them relevant. It's not a total like, hey, we're going to throw out no one here and hope it goes well. They won't be terrible right away.

So you don't have to worry about like, oh, the winning culture and all that shit. I think it's a home run for the Lions. I think they did the right thing, especially after the fact that Matt Stafford said, you know, like they played their hand. They said Matt Stafford was going to get traded and they still were able to pull off a pretty damn good trade. I did love the note that Matt Stafford said he would be cool with getting traded anywhere except the New England Patriots because Matt Patricia.

So he that is a beautiful grudge that he's like, fuck that. I do not want to be in the same room. I don't think Matt Patricia. What is he like, a special assistant now? He's an intern that you go back to restart your like video game career once you go back to New England, which you lose all your stats. Where you say, Hank, I mean, I think in general, I think veterans, unless you're trying to win a championship,

which clearly he doesn't care as much about, they don't like going Chris Long said it the best, like it's fun, it's fun to win, but it's not fun like the culture isn't a culture that's like, I want to go there. But I don't think that's I don't think I think he uses Matt Patricia. I think it was Matt. Yeah, probably just literally, I think he would probably love to go go play for Bill Belichick. But the fact that Matt Patricia is there is probably why he said that.

I but Matt Patricia is a defensive. But he still has to be in the same room. I guess I guess I think it's a combination of both. And he just used Patricia as an excuse. But it's weird to have one team. And the one team is the guy who used to be your coach. Right. But also is the notoriously like hardest team. I don't think I don't think it had as much to do with Bill Belichick

as it did the guy that he hates. I think Matt Stafford almost probably said, didn't say like, I don't want to go to New England because of Bill Belichick. And then the last second was like, you know what? Patricia's force is too strong. Yeah, we do get a chance for an immediate revenge game next year, too, because the Rams play against the Lions. Oh, nice. That's going to be fun.

That would be great. So overall, yeah, I mean, it will be interesting what happens with the Sean. I do think that the Saints maybe now will go with James, which would be great. And then it was it was random to have this happen on a Saturday night. Be like, oh, here's a block. Because you don't see trades like this very often in the NFL. I think it's going to be. I think the football team is going to make a run.

I also think your bears are going to make a run at the Sean. Yeah, I just don't know. Like Dan Snyder does not give a fuck. Dan Snyder will be like, I'll give you every first round pick that I'm allowed to give you by the laws of the league to try to get to Sean, who's a proven guy. Now, it would be very funny if the bears got to Sean and then the football team settled for Mitch.

And then what if Mitch got really good? He is going to get really good wherever he goes, wherever he goes. What is that? You see the Sean Watson's Instagram story. No, he's on like some LLC, like finance brochure. He put up an Instagram story. It's on the moon. It's the Wolf of Wall Street.

It's a picture of the Wolf Wall Street, Leo. And it says, if you're 20 to 30 and your main circle isn't discussing, opening businesses, investing, escaping the 95, fitness and self development. And then it's time to find a new circle. Your network is your net worth. Oh, OK. I like that. So he's on some real entrepreneurial shit right now. I like that.

Make the money. The Doge of Wall Street, which, by the way, still holding on to my Doge had it since like August. I had this thought last Thursday night because it was up like 8000 percent. When do you know that you're on the moon? Because I want to hold till I'm on the moon, but it occurred to me. One dollar. I don't know where the moon is.

One dollar once you're floating. Yeah, one dollar is the moon. One dollar is the moon. So we've got a long way to go until we get to the moon. It's the moon is still is small in the sky. If we're talking about Dogecoin. But what if I fall short and I become a star? That starts pretty good.

Yeah, that would be cool. And yeah, I I also thought about selling, but I'm also addicted to the roller coaster. Yeah. So when you sell, I could make a lot of money off of it. But then I'm done with the ride and that's that's for fun for me. And you have weak hands. You don't want to have weak. You don't want to have silver.

I'm down here. I'm in the fucking paper hands. Paper hands suck silver hands or where it's at. I want me I'm in the cap hands. Yeah, Billy, how much Dogecoin are you? Is your entire net worth? I didn't get into crypto. Oh, OK, all right.

Well, that was the one thing you didn't get into. We can. Are you going to be able to beat Jose up with those hands? My hands were full at that time. Jose's got diamond hands. He hasn't sold anything in his life. Yeah, that's true. All right, let's do.

Oh, Patrick Reed. So the other story this weekend, Patrick Reed, America's favorite golf villain is back. I love this. I love Patrick Reed so much. So he sort of he didn't actually cheat. He actually didn't cheat. He just bends the rules.

And because he's Patrick Reed, everyone flipped out. It's only cheating if you get caught. Right. And he like he bent he bent the rules. He is Patrick Reed. But then afterwards, it was found out that he possibly has a burner. Or it's probably his wife, because his wife seems like a definitely a burner spouse. She gives burner spouse energy off. But he tweeted something and it was word for word what the burner account

had just tweeted as well. So I actually DM the burner. I was like, what's up, Patrick? You want to come on the show? No response. I actually respect, though, Patrick Reed, one, because he is good for golf because every sport needs a villain. If you're a golf fan and you're so angry at Patrick Reed that you want him out of

golf, you have to question whether you're a golf fan, because guys who get this type of reaction on a Saturday afternoon in January on a tournament, I don't even know what tournament they're playing. That's good for golf. Oh, I love it. I love that's good for you. Right. His wife is a burner spouse. 100%. Although I think that this might have also been Patrick.

I think she probably like runs Patrick's phones for him. I'm not talking like his accounts, his social media presence. I think his wife just has two phones, one for herself, one for Patrick. She texts for him. Yep. She talks on the phone for him. Everyone checks his emails. Everyone's conversing with just Patrick's wife. But I always share a voicemail still in the year 2021.

I like that the burner is still up. I think that that makes it even funnier because what happens usually with these burner accounts is the person will immediately delete it, run, say it wasn't them. I hope that the Patrick Reed's wife gets does a press conference. I hope he wins this tournament today. Does a press conference like, yeah, that's my burner. What the fuck are you going to do about it?

Oh, he'll never do that. He'll never know his wife or his wife. His wife is like, what are you going to do? No one else is going to defend Patrick. So what is it? Use golf facts, use golf facts, use golf facts to defend this fact. I like that we still got somebody out there that's committed to the facts in this case, because yeah, he didn't technically cheat.

He just pulled the yeah, let me get a volunteer over here. You see, that's where my ball was embedded. Correct. Off the first hop, which yeah, the amount of spin that guy puts on it. He's Dr. English. Yeah, I can bounce and then it skies up in the air and comes down with a heat of like a thousand cannonballs. And so yeah, it was like a fried egg situation, I'm sure, underneath

that four inches of grass that cushioned the blow. And he totally gas lit the guy. He was like, he was like, hey, feel this lip. He was like, feel the lip. And the guy was like, yeah, there's there's there's a lip there. And then after the round, Patrick Reed was like, yeah, then the volunteer came over and yeah, he agreed. The ball was clearly embedded.

Right. And the volunteers like, I guess I said that it's awesome. He's great for golf. He's great for golf because he's such such a villain and you need somebody like that in every sport. So I'm happy. He should, you know, he should have done. He should have just stepped on the ball.

Like if it's not embedded, just step on it really hard. Like wiggle your heel in a little bit, keep walking around, act like you can't find it, come back and then look at the ball. Oh, guess what? It's embedded. Yeah. My only problem with Patrick Reed is that he's not creative enough when it comes to cheating.

He cheats kind of like a doofus would. Yes, you got to be. You got to really, really bend the rules. He cheats. He cheats knowing like he's the guy who would just steal something. Let's say a wallet, hypothetically, and everyone will know that he stole it. And, and it was like, no, it wasn't me. But like, but dude, we saw you do it.

Yeah. Like, no, it wasn't me. That's the type of cheating that he does. And I'm Patrick Reed. I hope he embraces it in the fact that like everyone thinks you're a cheater. There's really nothing you can do to stop that at this point in your career. Just fucking embrace it. Like he did nothing actually illegal, but he's Patrick Reed.

So he cheated. Yeah, that's just how it works. Like Patrick Reed, you cheat. I want to weigh. I want him to start like cutting out like golf ball sized holes in his pocket. Yes, just dropping them down his pants, leg into the bunker. I want him to ground the shit out of his club and deny it. All of it.

I want him to do it. I want him to kick a ball in. I want him to like, yeah, I want him to take like the pinout and like do a bank shot off of it and nail it. I want Patrick Reed to be the biggest scumbag in the history of golf. Yes, he already is. He just needs to embrace it or wife needs to keep that fucking burner account and do not delete it and keep defending Patrick.

And also, Patrick, just hire your wife to be your catty. That would that would be so much better. Have you read? People really, really hate him. So I went down a little mini rabbit hole. The fact that he like one, six straight Mondays in Q school, where there's not a lot of fanfare and not a lot of like rules officials. So everyone was pretty much just says that he cheated his way into the PGA.

But then he got it. What a master is pretty damn good. But it's just very funny. Everything about Patrick Reed, people are just like, fuck this guy. Fuck him forever. He stole while it's all this stuff. Allegedly, yeah, in the words of Nick Fowdo, welcome to the new age, to the new age. You can't you.

There's nothing Patrick Reed can do that will make people like him at this point. So just go all the way. It's so good for golf. If he just is a total dick and scumbag like openly and just says, fuck you guys. What are you going to do about it? Yeah, I'm Patrick Reed, motherfuckers. I would also like to see Blake punch him in the face. Yeah, I want to see a fist fight.

I want to see Patrick Reed. Like at some point, I don't blame Patrick Reed anymore for cheating and getting away with it. I blame everybody else on the tour for not doing anything to make him stop like physically assaulting. Yes. Yeah. Oh, yeah. There's definitely guys who want to punch me. Here's a little snippet from Patrick Reed's alleged burner account, which is probably his wife's account.

Someone was calling him a cheater and use golf facts said you're a hater and it sounds like that is all you will ever be. Patrick Reed is not a cheater. He had one rules and fraction in eight seasons on tour on both PJ and Euro tour. There are players with multiple rules and fractions in one season, much less eight years. Take your hate somewhere else. Now I there is a new trend that people make fake burner accounts for other people. And they're like, oh, we found this burner account.

It's usually never the case. The only reason I believe this is truly Patrick Reed's burner account. Who would ever spend that much time trying to like defend him? So if it was real, there's no one in the world who defends him. So it has to be Patrick Reed or his wife. And no one is spending six months trying to frame Patrick Reed for something like this because they would just assume Patrick Reed probably has it himself. Well, also, if you're using actual golf facts, as you use golf facts, does use golf

facts. That's tall. That that actually would take way too much time for somebody that's trying to frame someone for a burner. Right. If I'm going to make a burner account for Patrick Reed, I'm just I'm just going to be a big asshole. Right. I'm just going to like say, like Pat, you're you're a fucking hater. Patrick Reed is handsome and not fat at all. Here's the new Imagine Dragons song. Yeah, I would retweet Imagine Dragons constantly.

I would like Imagine Dragons. I would I would be very blatant. I would this the subtlety of this account tells me that it is. In fact, it's been around for a while. It is, in fact, a Patrick Reed or what's her name? Mrs. Reed, Mrs. Reed, Mrs. Reed, Mrs. Miss Justine, Miss Justine, Miss Justine's Twitter account. Yeah, I fucking love Patrick Reed, man.

He's like I when I say I love him, I hate him, but I love him that he exists because he does make sports so much more fun. If you can't golf is in great hands right now. Like no one golf fans wanted there to be another tiger. There's never going to be another tiger. Instead, we got fucking Bryson DeChambeau gaining 60 pounds and using his compass on the course. We got the coolest guy in the world, Brooks Kepka.

We got Patrick Reed cheating left and right and being a fat douche, which is very funny to me. Who else? You know, Rory, everyone just picks Rory every single turn. He never does it. And Dustin Johnson falling downstairs for who God knows what reason. And when he's like slipped sober, golf is great right now. Golf is a great hands. I'm looking at pictures of Miss Justine right now.

She's definitely killed someone. She's she's definitely killed. I just I'm getting I'm getting big time with her eyes. She's into astrology. I'm just going to make a bunch of snap judgements about her off these pictures. Really are not none of these are facts. No, there's use golf facts. Yes, I'm using golf facts to describe.

OK, she's killed someone. She's into astrology. She may be not vaccinated, never taking a vaccine in her life. This is about what I know. That's what I was going to say. And let's see here. She's posted on Q and on message boards. Mm hmm. Yeah.

Off the off the top of my head, all strong vibes for her. Yeah, she's she she definitely has a very strong. Let me talk to the manager vibe. Yeah. Q school was something that really set her off. OK, let's get to who's back of the week. And then we'll have playoff Lenny, Leonard Fournette on the show. Who's back of the week is brought to you by our friends at Cash App.

Who's back of the week? How about the stock market? The stock market is back. Investing through Cash App is back. I actually you know what I did on Friday with all the crazy volatility. I bought some more Bitcoin. I bought some more Bitcoin using the cash app. You can buy Bitcoin on the cash app. It is so easy.

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The moon is right to the moon. It's not the moon is not right. No one's ever been landed on it. Yeah, it's fake. All right, then I'm riding those to a sound stage in Las Vegas desert. Yeah, there we go. All right, so Cash App is back. Bitcoin is back.

Go download the cash app. Who's back of the week? Hank, my who's back is Giz. Oh, you took mine. I had a feeling I had a feeling that was I have other ones. If you want to pretend that no go off on Giz, Giz Horn Camp. Yeah, went off. It was trending.

I hopped on Twitter on Saturday and it was just Giz was all over my timeline. It was just a book hockey of tweets. And I was like, why? And it was like this guy in the Premier League scored four goals and everyone was just, you know, I think it was German. I think German, whatever. I think any soccer league is whatever it's premier. Yeah, no, I think good competition.

If you play in the EPL, they made them. They would make them change his name to something more proper. Just be like, series A. Who's the series? Oh, Jesus Christ, series A. Like David Seaman. Fuck, man. Wasn't David David Giz.

Yeah, I don't know how this guy hasn't come up before, though. That was I think that's it's one of those things. How does he? How does it swallow? Yeah, but how does Giz? How does that not? How do you how do you have that name? How do you not change your name?

It's like the Seinfeld episode when she's dating the serial killer. Well, why don't you just change your name? What company, what company? What country is he from? Germany. So he's from Germany. So they probably don't use Giz the same way we do. Exactly.

So that what, what do you mean? Why, why don't you? They don't even come in German anymore. Like, what do they call? Well, they just shit on each other. Yeah, they empty their bowels. But yeah, Hank, you know, there's different languages and different slang.

Yeah, but I feel like sex, sex slang is all the same. It's universal. Have you ever seen any like train porn from Europe? No. Yeah, where they just fuck on train. They don't do the same stuff. Oh, oh, oh. Oh, you think a different train.

No, they're fucking all talking about, like, yeah. Naps of trains. That's like the second. That's what PFT watches. In Germany, there are two types of porn. Train porn is just, train's going straight. You know, a lot about train porn there at PFT. One is where they crap on each other,

and the other is just like two college kids that fuck on a train and no one ever catches them. What's a slang that we have here that you could, like, if someone was named, I don't know, it's just different languages. Scheisse. They probably don't even think like, oh, Giz is Giz. We think it's Giz.

English to German, come is come. Yeah, but what about Giz? I don't know. I bet you Germans don't, they're not down with the Giz. They don't say Giz, for sure not. But we haven't heard of him because I don't think he's exploded, like Giz exploded on Saturday. He had four goals in the second half.

Sperma. That's a- Sperma? OK. So like, if your name was Sperma, the German PMT would be laughing at you right now. Yeah. I feel like American kids would make fun of me, too, though.

Sperma? Yeah. That actually sounds like a team in the third division in the Bundesliga. Seriously? Yeah. Seriously? Seriously, yeah.

Yeah, we got Sperma. Let's see. German versus Pukaks. Big game coming up on Saturday. 10 funny German sex words to pimp up your Deutsche Dirty talk. Here we go. I mean, Deutschland sounds like a dirty word anyway.

It does. Yeah, it does. Definitely. I agree. Los Pearl. Nice. Clitoris. Nice.

That's what that means. Morgan Latte. That's Morningwood. So yeah, there's some people. Yeah, so when we say Latte. That's also what Justine Reed orders at Starbucks. It's like, I'm going to go to Morgan Latte with my big high boots.

So when you say I'm going to drink a Latte over in Germany, they're like, oh, that guy's talking about drinking a boner. That's funny. Yeah, that is. All right, so Jizz is back. Jizz is back. Who do you have pimpin' here? Well, Jizz was going to be back big time for me.

All right, my who's back week is getting old. So PFT and I had our birthdays this week. Have a birthday, PFT. Happy birthday, big guy. Have a birthday, guys. Thanks, Hank. And I had my first kidney stone. So that was cool.

Yeah, Saturday morning. What? Squoze it out. Just fucking squirted that shit out. That was like, welcome to 36, your old fuck. Do you feel older than 36? Seven more years, it's going to be you, PFT. Yeah, seven more years.

Man, I'm not looking for it. So when you squirted it out. Yeah. So I overdosed on. You pretty much gave birth. That's the male equivalent to having a child. Passing a child. Correct.

So I overdosed on vitamin C, apparently taking like four to five tablets of airborne every single day for a week because we were traveling last week. So I was trying to be extra conscious of my health. Yeah, not good, not smart. So Friday night, my dick started to burn. I was like, well, that sucks. And then Saturday morning, just pissed out a little pebble.

I feel like a man, though. Did it make a sound when I hit the toilet? No, but I feel like a man. Don't I feel like I scoop it up and hold on to it. No, I would save so much money. I need some gout. I mean, maybe a side of gout. And I would be a real man on eBay.

Yes, you should have named it. Yeah, we should have like bronzed it and hung it in the studio. I was more freaked out that I pissed out a pebble. Put it on a lot. Put it on a charm bracelet. Put it right around my kidney stone, fam. I'm sure there's some people out there. They know what's up.

It fucking sucks, man. What do you have there, Billy? I got some presents for you guys. Oh, OK. Thanks, one. This is for your PFT. OK, thanks, Billy. What is it? Oh, it's a picture of Leroy that I already had in the studio.

Thanks, Billy. Yeah, and then what's mine? That's mine. What's mine? And I got a piece of paper that probably says sorry for being annoying all the time. And then I also searched. This is an IOU.

Billy gave me this certificate. It can be exchanged for one hug. What does it say? One defend. Into the mic. One defend. What? Defending, Billy, of your honor.

Don't look at Big Cat when you're talking. Please talk into the mic. OK, all right. One defense of your honor. So that's going to be this Friday. It says defense. That E did not. That word is not defense.

That's disuse. And that's homer. Yeah, dishonor. You know how of homer. I have bad handwriting. Very bad. OK, thank you, Billy. I will be exchanging this on Friday against Jose.

Thanks for a picture of my dead dog. Oh, you got those for all of us? I had that common dude for you. Oh, nice. Thanks, appreciate it. Cool. Billy, thank you. Did you get, like, 30 of those sent to you, PFC?

Yeah. Yeah, I have a lot of pictures of New York. Oh, one was accidentally sent to you. So then you gave it to PFC. Which I am appreciative of. For giving it to him. For giving it to me. Yeah.

I'll put this next to you. All right, who's your who's back, Billy? The off-season. What? We got to consult it. One, we're not in the off-season yet. We're almost. Two, you're not in the off-season.

You got to fight it on Friday. So your who's back is the off-season, which hasn't started. Well, it's going to be back. It's going to be back next year. All right, Jake, what's your who's back? Billy, that would be a great who's back for seven days from now. His mind is so sharp right now for this fight. The blue check marks.

Rowan tweeted this out. You can now get your house blue check mark. That's not real, though. Yeah, somebody made that up. It's like a satirical thing. He applied and said that it was actually because he was in the next one. You're no longer an unferified bad boy. That's a great point, Jake.

It is a very cool point. Yeah, so you can apply for this if it was real. I would never apply for something like that. Just email gas again. No, they forced me. Yeah, right. No, Twitter forced me to. So probably someone's probably going to like mail one of these plaques to my apartment.

We're going to send out like a task rabbit guy to just put it above my door first. I would like the blue check mark score. All right, you just all you have to do. What did you do? You just email gas, right? No, I didn't email anyone. Email gas. I'm about females.

You should give Jake yours then. Yeah, you should. I'll take it. Yeah, I'll give it to you. All right, I'll give it to you. Twitter. If you if you work at Twitter, reach out. I'll give Jake my blue check mark deal.

OK, perfect. All right, let's get to our imagine wanting to be verified. Happy birthday, both. Thank you, Jake. All right, let's get to our interview. We got playoff Lenny on the show. I tease. He's family now.

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Okay, it is Super Bowl week. So we figured let's get a guy who's actually playing in the Super Bowl. It is formerly known as Leonard Fournette. Now playoff Lenny. Great to have you on the show. Congrats on the NFC championship game. Big week coming up. Can we start with playoff Lenny?

Does anyone actually call you playoff Lenny? No, no. So the funny thing, let me take my uncle who passed away when I was younger. He used to call me Lenny, right? And I hated that shit. I'm like, I tell my mama, like, man, please tell him, stop calling me Lenny. That ain't my name. So I came to Tampa.

Everybody started calling me Lenny. I'm like, listen, that's not my name home. My name is Leonard. Like, get that right. So I guess when the playoffs came out of nowhere, it came from this playoff. Lenny came out and knew us. I just ran. I think we know where it came from. I. So in the first week of the playoffs, wildcard,

you're playing against my Washington football team. And I was watching on a live stream with our Bucks guy here. And he was just annoying to shit out of me. Every single thing that he said was just making me mad because you guys were beating us. And he he kept referring to as Lenny. And I was like, no one in the world calls him Lenny. I brought that up to Big Cat and he's like, yeah, that's playoff Lenny.

Like we had playoff Damian last year. Yeah. Now you're playoff. Like as you operated a different speed and then Big Cat started texting with Joe Buck. Well, no, so Joe texted me. So we made fun of playoff Damian the nickname last year because Joe Buck dropped that in the Super Bowl. We're like, dude, there's no way that that's anyone's calling him playoff Damian. And he showed us the notes when we had him on the show because we're friends.

And so he was going through his notes before your game against the Saints. And he and he texted me. He's like, look, playoff Lenny, just so you know, if I drop it, like I'm not making this up. And then he didn't he didn't say it during the game. And I texted him. I was like, can you please drop a playoff Lenny? And he finally did it. It's a great nickname.

Come on, man. I know you don't like the name Lenny, but playoff Lenny. That it's a different. There's there's Leonard and then there's playoff Lenny. It has a ring to it. You're right about that. And let's actually, though, like I don't like people. I think people think it's a joke.

Playoff Lenny is real. Playoff Lenny has seven touchdowns in six games. Playoff Lenny has 453 yards rushing, 146 yards receiving in six games. What is it? Like there's got to be something. Is there a switch that you flip where or like a phone booth you go into when you go from Leonard Farnett and you come out playoff Lenny? I think you can say, you know, I know how important this this postseason is for us.

You know what I mean? And I know my my role, I play on the team. It's like that's where it's important. So it's playoff Lenny's time. That's all. Yeah, is there such a thing as playoff speed? I always hear that it's like, you know, playoff games are played at a different level from like regular season NFL games. I think so.

Because I think I played a matter of fact, I tweeted a tweet in the beginning of the playoffs. I said playoffs were ledgers are made, you know what I mean? So I've been in this situation before in Jacksonville, where you can earn a great reputation in the playoffs. So that's what that's about. So it's interesting because when you were in Jacksonville, you were teammates with our good friend Blake Bortles.

Well, I'd actually like to give you the floor because we have slandered you in the past on the show. Yeah. For saying that Blake had bad breath. Would you like to take that back? No, Blake's my guy. You know what it is. So does he have bad blood? No, we're no, listen, we're best friends with Blake Bortles.

So yeah, whatever you say right now, like, it's going to get back to him. So you want to be like, listen, listen, everybody has their days. You know what I mean? You know, you know, this is, you know, that's just what it is. Well, listen, Blake is a standup guy. I'm not going to lie to you. Blake was one of the besides jail in the rest of my guys. He's like top three, top four, one of my best teammates I've ever had a play with.

I always thought that his breath smelled wonderful. Does are you are you saying that because you think Tom Brady has better breath? Different circumstances. I'm in a huddle with him. Why? Why are you this close to his face? If you how you know his breath smell good or not? I don't understand. We've we've hung out with him a ton.

Yeah, we've been in the back of a bus with him. We've we've we've stayed at his house. We slept at his house in Jacksonville. So y'all so y'all start this crown of shit. Actually, I want you to maybe. Yeah, I want you to apologize to Blake. He doesn't have bad breath. Let's listen to my guy.

I love Blake. So, you know, I mean, it is what it is. You keep saying that. I don't believe it. I see. Watch. Watch how easy it is. Blake's my guy. I think he has beautiful breath. Blake's my guy and I love him.

OK, fine. Fine. But it is interesting because you played on that Jaguar's team that that played against Tom Brady's Patriots in the playoffs. You guys should have won that game. Have you talked to Tom about that and been like, hey, you know that Miles Jack was knocked down, right? Right. I'm like, I'm like, Tom, you're a fucking cheater.

You're a cheater. He was like, he was like, man, y'all, he's like, man, y'all was so good. He's like, I don't know what happened. I said, I know what happened. Y'all cheated us. He was laughing his ass. Yeah, that was I mean, you guys were close, but now you're you're in the Super Bowl. The NFC championship game, you did a move that I love.

So you dropped the ball in that he threw to you and you looked at your hands like your hands had failed you. Do you do that often? I think that's just a hilarious thing to do to be like, that wasn't me. Playoff, Lenny, that was my hands. Like, what the fuck? What did they just do? No, I mean, like, I was pissed off about the situation.

You know, dropping the ball, you know what I mean? But you can't make up any excuses in an important game like that. You know, the sun was killing my eyes. I had a shield on and somehow some way the the sunlight was directly in the shield and had a glen and I couldn't see the ball. So I got on the side line was frustrating. You know, I got a couple words out and as it moved on to the next split, it is a good move.

It's way better to look at your hands and just point up in the sky at the sun because then everyone's like, oh, that's an excuse. But when you're looking at your hands, it's totally different. It's like something must have happened here beyond my control. It's like a tennis player looking at his racket after he misses a shot. It's like that's the same racket, dude. It's like when I swing and miss on the tee when I'm playing golf and I look at my club afterwards, I'm like, whoa, that that club should have hit the ball.

That's not on me. That's your fault. Yeah. One thing I've noticed this postseason. I don't know if you've done it all the time in the past, but every LSU player is rocking the purple and gold shoulder pads underneath. And so it's like you and Devin White down there, both wearing them. And I'm just wondering if you're going to have any hesitation

to run over Tyran Matthew in the Super Bowl, because, you know, he's probably got those pads on too. Yeah, I think I think we all I don't know. We all have them. You know, I've been wearing mine since my rookie year. And he's a former Tiger. He's from New Orleans. We both went to the same high school. It's going to be a great matchup.

You know, he's. Probably one of the top two best coming from LSU, you know, I mean, and being a former Tiger. And it's just it's an honor to play against guys like that. I mean, we have teams and also who's who's has great careers in college and who's continued to have great careers in NFL. That's a good answer. You you prepped for media day.

You did a good job of not giving any bulletin board material right there. I don't know. Are you are you guys going to do media day? Is there going to be like a sit down where you sit on a three hours and some kind of barrel talks to you? Yeah, I think that'd be kind of different. We do it Monday. I don't know how it is my first Super Bowl, so I'm excited. So speaking of LSU, another one of our guys, Kocho,

you were on the team that Kocho took over for his interim head coach. And then he got the job the next year. What was it like in the locker room when Kocho takes over head coaching duty and you guys killed Missouri? You were two and two and you killed Missouri that game. Was he just electric? Like, what was it like when he gets in front of everyone for the first time? He's like, this is what we're going to do, because we have a theory

that he's the greatest, like, get everyone pumped coach there is. So when he first became our coach, he came in playing. I think he's playing Boosie. OK. You know, again, he was getting the whole team hype. I mean, it was different for us, too. It wasn't really used to that. And I think he's the one who taught us about fast. I think he brought like the USC practice to LSU fast.

Friday is perfect Thursday is things like that. And I'm like, he's a great man. He told me when I was a senior and I wind up the client to go to LSU. He said, I'm going to coach you one day, believe that. I'm like, man, he's crazy. As soon as he's at USC, I'm like, he's not my coach. You never going to coach me. And he wound up coaching my junior in my last year at LSU.

That's the crazy thing. Wow. What was what was Tell the Truth Monday like? Did things sometimes get too real on Tell the Truth Monday? Yeah. You know, you see guys missing tackles. You see guys missing blocks, making the wrong cut. You see guys falling all over the place. And like, it's it's it's embarrassing. You know, I mean, for some guys who consider themselves as type top tier players.

But it made you better. You know, you learn, you learn from that. You learn from that Monday and you just moved on with it. That one play that you had against Auburn at LSU, where you basically just like carry people into the end zone through one guy off of like the top of your head. That's probably my favorite all time run from a college football player. When you got into the end zone, did you realize how cool that must have been? And how long did it take to go back and watch?

I didn't realize the the the run like I didn't know he flipped over my head into the replay. And I was like, I'm like, I'm like, I was just shocked. You know what I mean? I think and that's one of my name kind of was out there. Everybody was tweeting about me. It was just so much built up to that game, too, because the year before that, they whooped our asses, like they whooped us.

We was from was freshman went up to Auburn. I think they built like fifty six seven. I guess one of their safeties, their defensive guys were still talking crazy. Oh, you know, this and that is going to be LSU number seven. We got seven guys who could stop him. So a lot of things are built up into that game. And it's one of us being a crazy game. Do you feel did you feel faster at Tiger Stadium with the numbers being every

five instead of every 10? It looks faster. Just so you know, as a fan watching on the couch, it always looks like guys are running faster because they have every single five yards marked off. I think I think it's just different when I see that. I think you become older, you know what I mean? And you're fresh in college. I'm not going to lie to you. You're fresh.

You know, you come you leave college. You come to the NFL, you have a couple of miles on you. I mean, so it's all about managing your speed. All about, you know, just the standard shape at the end of the day, to be honest. Yeah, we're going to get back to play off Lenny in just a second. But before we do, I want to talk to you guys about Jack Pocket. Jack Pocket Lottery app is the easiest way to play your favorite lotto games right from your smartphone, play mega millions.

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back? No, man, it was different. Like, I think it was different for me coming from high school to college, you know, in college, I mean, high school, you don't have to block guys. You don't have to know what the mic or the sound was and they're all all this crazy stuff. It was different for me going to college. You know, you had to worry about the mic, the sound from the free safety to the nickel, all these guys, you got to block and I was used to that. So I'm glad college helped me out a lot about protections and understanding

schemes, things like that. Then when I got to NFL, it was kind of easier for me to translate over. So we linked up on a shirt together, playoff, Lenny. You can go buy it in the Barstool Sports Store. And now that we've had you have you on and I, you know, you're a recurring guest now, I feel like I can say this. I did try to get something going about two months ago. I'm a Bears fan where I wanted people to start talking about Leonard Furnett as

the biggest bus from that draft, not Mitch Trebisky, but, but I wasn't talking about playoff Lenny. That's that's a different guy. Playoff Lenny is the steal of that draft. Yeah, yeah. OK, that's all you got. All right. Yeah, that's fair. No, that's totally fair. I could say about that. It was crazy. I didn't I didn't know who Trebisky was.

I'm like, he just kept, he skipped all of us and I'm looking at my agent. Fuck. I'm like, I'm like, damn, I'm like, I'm like, then it's like he played here. They play one year and I guess he's just nice. You know what I mean? So, yeah, just just the one I got. He's a great and I mean, I hope I ain't the bus of the class. No, you're not playing playoff. Lenny moves that road.

I walked into Solomon Thomas. Solomon Thomas is the bus that there's no such thing as playoff, Mitch. Yeah, that doesn't exist. Well, he's been there twice. Yeah. It's tried since you're playing in the SEC. I always have the thought that, like, if you're in the SEC, you don't spend any time recognizing anybody outside your conference. You're just always focused on, like, oh, if you don't play in the SEC,

then you're probably not very good. Is that kind of the mindset that you guys have? Kind of, but like some guys stood out to me. I'm talking about like Delvin, right? Yeah. And then then Christian listening. I'm like, you know, like everybody can like, you know, I took a sports sports class just comparing me and Christian. I'm like, I never seen Christian play that day in my life, right?

So I see him in the rules book. I said, I said, you know what, he's nice. He's nice, nice. I thought it was a hyper in the month, but he has catch his ass. He blocked. He does it all. Yeah. Well, also, you got whooped by the Wisconsin Badgers at Lambeau field. We should probably throw that out there. Bart Houston, no big deal.

Y'all say anything. I was hurt at a high level at the spring. I still play and I still 120 yards in a loss. Wait, high low. You had a high low ankle sprain. Which one was it? It was both. I had both of them. No big deal. Um, yeah, how long have you had the beard now? Oh, I don't know.

So I was nine grade. OK. It wasn't it wasn't it wasn't as thick. But okay, so this might seem like a weird question. But I always wanted this like James Harden the same way. You've had it for so long. Are you worried that when you shave, you're going to be like, uh, I'm ugly. Like it's been there forever. I can tell you this story, right?

I shaved my beard. I think my my rookie year in Jacksonville and my daughter didn't much recognize she was crying. I say, nah, I say, I'm never could never cut this again. Yeah, it makes me look so much so much young. I was like, I was like, I was 18 at 18 at the time. I say, nah, this does not look for me because I had it for so long. I've been having a ball head since my freshman in high school.

You know what I mean? Yeah, I've been a long time. It's a playoff. It's a good look. It's a good look. I just always like if you have it for so long, like James Harden, he's someday going to shave and he's going to be like, whoa, this guy. Oh, that's weird. Like you don't even know yourself. Right. Definitely. Yeah.

We're I guess you could say that we're friends of Bruce Arians. We went to his house. And yeah, one time I enjoyed a cocktail with him. I've noticed that his face has gotten progressively redder as the winter has gone along. Are you ever concerned like looking over to him? Like, hey, dude, your face, you look like the Kool-Aid man now. Like, is it is it just getting redder and redder?

And how does he? How does he manage to stay so tan in the wintertime? I think that's I think that's his face get red because he's cool. He goes to bed for us with the roughs, you know, some calls. He feel like they're not the best calls and he just give him an effort. That's just who he is, man. And I respect it and I understand it as a coach. Yeah. So this season for the box, you guys actually weren't like,

I mean, you weren't people weren't looking at you midseason being like, this is a Super Bowl team. You had some struggles. You started what started like six and four. Was there a game or moment during the season in the second half where you're like, OK, this like we got something here. This offense is now starting to click. We're going to be good.

Like, don't worry about it. Every our record doesn't really matter at this point. We're going to be good. Oh, we had talent. You know what I mean? And this and this me speak for me. I haven't in the regular season. I didn't play as much.

I mean, so this from me sitting back and watch. I'm like, man, we have a lot of great players and we just got to put the pieces together. So I think towards the end we play against Detroit. Like everything was just downhill uphill from that. You know what I mean? I think Brady was more comfortable with the offense. He was comfortable with the guys around him because we still was fresh.

We still was we still was understanding, trying to get to know each other. We can assist what we don't like, what we like, you know, things like that. And I think from that game and on up, it was everything was coming together, gelling together. Yeah. Is there something new that you've had to do with Tom Brady to earn his trust or did like right off the bat? Was he like, you're going to be my guy? I mean, trust me.

It's it's it's you can't earn anybody trust by just saying you're my guy. But I think my playing when I was just protecting them in the past, the game of times like that, I think he feels a lot comfortable with me. Back there when I when it comes to the past game, we're blocking for him, you know what I mean? Because no quarterback wants to get hit every single play, you know, just like the army, but the officer linemen are the guys like Mike and I was making those big time catches and he's making those big time throws.

So I think he trusts all of us to be out there with him. What does he smell like? Hmm. What do you smell like? Yeah, what's Tom Brady smell like? I don't know. I never I never smell better. That's a very question right there. Better or worse than Blake Brothers is what I'm getting at. Yeah, that's different.

That's different. I don't I don't smell them at all. Does he have good breath? Does he? I don't know. Right. Right. Right with my Instagram or Twitter and I'll let you know. OK, yeah, yeah, please. What? So I've been very impressed. We've talked about it a bunch.

The Bucks defense has played great this playoff run. They also just are like physical and fast to the ball and hit hard. Who's the hardest hitting guy on that defense or the guy who maybe during practice, when you're not going full speed or full hits, you know that he would have gotten you a couple of times and he lets you know like, oh, you're lucky that we're not going full speed here. Devon White. Yeah, listen, I've been on Devon White since he was 17.

Listen, he is country strong. He's always been that type of strong since I first met him. So when you see him just tackling grown man with one one hand, one arm, pulling down, it's crazy. Yeah, country strong is the best comp. It's horse strength. He's a big he's a big horse guy, right? Yeah. And he got horse strength.

You write about that. Yeah. Have you ever gotten horseback riding? No, that's not my thing. Yeah, mine either. I'm afraid anything is bigger than I'm afraid of naturally. So I'm just I'm constantly terrified. All right, well, we're not going to ask you for a prediction. I guess we'll just say the prediction is playoff Lenny is going to show up

because it is the playoff Super Bowl Lenny. We're excited to watch you. Sorry for the things we said, mostly me. Now I was just trying to I was trying to spin it. Yeah, you said, yeah, I've slandered before. Yeah, that's OK, though. You know, you came at Blake and we defend Blake. We defend Blake more than we defend like anything on earth.

So yeah, but it's all good now. Everyone go buy a playoff Lenny shirt and good luck in the Super Bowl, man. This has been a lot of fun. Yes, sir. Appreciate you guys have me, man. So so now we family now. Yes, yes. Now we have your back. We are we will defend playoff Lenny to the to the ends of the earth now for you.

Well, they have Lenny Bustle Lenny. It's the same thing, man. I love it. I love it. Thanks so much, Lenny. Thanks, dude. Playoff Lenny was brought to you by our great friends at Upstart. You guys know what Upstart is? You should. If you have multiple credit cards,

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Yeah, it's awesome. So awesome. Giz, what's the last name? It doesn't matter. What was it? It was good. Horn Camp. Yeah, Horn Camp was pretty good, too. It's that's the plot line for American Pie. Mm hmm. There it is. Um, all right.

American Pie, too. Oh, well, she also talked. If you want to know, they went to the actual. She kept saying American Pie, three. Yeah, American Pie, one at Bandcamp. I've stuck a flute in my pussy, but they actually went to the camp in. They also said in American Pie, one that basically an orgy sex ed. But the three, it's actually literally the plot.

All right, I'm going to explain all of Hank's jokes from now on. That's that's my new brand, the honk joke explainer. Honk, want to do a joke? Do a joke. I did love. I did Horn Camp. I didn't realize that name literally translates to American Pie presents. Bandcamp. That's the punch lines. Four words too long. I did. I didn't realize that on the Barstool sports website

where you can look for, like, open jobs that we had flexible vacations. And it's a picture of pain. Yeah, that's so fucking shaming. Doesn't that's not how is that a ricochet? I wanted to I'm going to I'm going to hack into the to the HTML and just like fix it's put parentheses, so to say, but you'll be shamed forever if you take one day. Explain that. Yeah.

OK, so that's Hank saying that because we make fun of him whenever he goes on vacation, which he does frequently. Mm hmm. Oh, I know that. You guys are going to fuck around that grunt. You guys are going to fuck around and make you take a vacation right now. It's a great frustration. Makes us fuck around, find out. Like, if I'm going to be in Cabo next week, I might as well earn my day.

That was a frustrating grunt. Oh, by the way, I don't I don't think I mentioned this at the top, but you know that like Stafford and McVeigh were in Cabo together? They're like on vacation right now. Oh, wow. Should happen hanging out next to each other. Where shit gets done. Yeah. Yeah, work actually happens more. You get more done when you're not working.

God, that's so mean to go off. But how fucked up would that have been if like they hadn't gotten the deal done? I know. And then they have to like leave Cabo together. Well, take the flight back. Be like, hey, sorry, PFT. I don't want to well actually everyone, but we do have to point out that technically the league year has not started. Yeah. So either team could walk out away from this.

That's true. I love that. I want to see. You know what? I could see Dan Campbell doing this as his like, fuck you. I'm in the league now where he like makes his statement. Like I'm not here to make friends. Someone offers him three draft, three first round picks. All right, football guy of the week, Billy. First up, we have Aaron Rodgers, who a lot of people don't know this,

but in the Green Bay Packers practice facility, they actually have to drive from the locker room. We do know that. Yeah, we've been there. Yeah, they take a lot of times. They'll take bikes with kids. Right. But the listeners might not know that. OK. Anyway, so Aaron Rodgers was taking someone took a video of Aaron Rodgers in the back of David Bactari's truck waving around.

Now, we rack of course, like flag. Is that football guy or is that just a really bad message to the kids? No, I mean, like, everyone could get really, really hurt with Aaron Rodgers breaking the law on camera and just basically being like, oh, yeah, all the rules and regulations for operating a motor vehicle. Fuck them. I'm bigger than that. I'm Aaron Rodgers. Also don't get why I came on after the fact.

So in some states, you can legally ride in the back of the truck. Not in Wisconsin. Is that a fact? Yep. Well, who cares? So it's illegal. It's not. So he's illegal. He's bad boy. Put him in jail. He's bad. Put him in jail. Thousands of people across America who play football and driving to and from

practice, you always try to get as many people in your car as you can. And having someone in the back and the trunk is like one of the classic things. So I think it's that's only happens in football. Yeah. No, no, but like on the back of a truck for any other reason. No, I've just realized that most of what Billy says could very easily just be tweeted out from an account that's like at only athlete problems. Yes, yes. No, it's like the things you put freshman in the back.

Total football moves. Yeah, yeah, that's not a new brand. Total football move right in the back of your boy's truck. Freshman in the back from the. No, because you're no, no, no, I forgot to add this part. You're in pads. Sometimes you're wearing your helmet while driving. Yeah. OK, that's another one.

Yeah. Wearing your helmet while driving your truck. Total football move in full pads. Driving a car. Full pass. Driving a car. Cold. Only football. On a broken tibia. Yeah, no, that is bad ass. It's fibula. Yeah, that's not weight-bearing.

It's a fibula. It's not weight-bearing. OK, so it wasn't even very bad ass. OK. Anyway, Coach Gary Anderson turned down 2.7 million dollars from Utah State because he felt he didn't earn it. Yeah, he sucks. So yeah. Well, he that's a pretty. Yeah, no, he's just moved.

Fuck the money. I didn't earn it. Where does that money go if you don't if you don't pay somebody out of college? Money that you owe. Like, does that just go back to the cafeteria? Yeah, cafeteria, library. Money's not an odd thing. He should actually he should take that money and just donate it to have

like a big ass barbecue for the college. Yep. It's a concept. Anyway, this was my favorite. And I hope a lot of milk. Total football. It might not be. We might actually just change this. It shouldn't be football all of the week.

It should be Billy's total football move for the week. All these are very. No, Billy, it's good. You like this is good. Anyway, why you're on the show, dude? Quint, Quint, stop. Hold on one second. This is why you're on the show.

You are unfiltered, bro. This is why we love. OK, we've been jaded by by culture. Yeah, he's really smart. But we have been jaded by years of the Internet and it's just rotted our brains when we need unfiltered straight from the source. Bro, we go to you. Thank you.

I love that role. Quinn Maneers, who's a D3 football player from Wisconsin Whitewater Powerhouse, went to yet, I think they're like a dynasty in D3. Yeah. Anyway, went to the senior bowl practice week, totally balled out, was killing some D1 detackles. He broke his hand during the week, during practice, and then went on to win offensive linemen of the week

and went on to just be a total stud in the senior bowl game. And it was six in a guy who played at D3. Yeah, you know, just go give it to and he's going to go to the league. And that's just that's just he's on your big board. He's on the big board. Nice. He's a he's a beast. He's like where do you have him going in your mouth? He's got he's got a power belly that you don't see on.

I like that. That's he does. He's got a power belly. That's a fucking phrase that Mike Mayot could never even dream of corning right there. I like that. That's power belly. Chicken tendies. Well, come on. He's a little bit different. Yeah, Hank had one for Hank.

Had a little come power belly. You'll you'll find out, Billy, after the fight, you know, you kind of forget about working out and stuff. Oh, I'm actually talking about the first one when you were that. Oh, that was training. I was trying to get you. He wanted to go to 200 pounds. Yeah. Almost made it.

You just chug milk every day. Get on the milk. Whole milk. I got up to 190. It was all my stomach. It's just he just had a fat ass stomach. You're going to get diesel this summer. All right. Is that it? Are you ready, Billy?

You want to talk about the fight real quick? I'm very ready. We have a couple of special guests coming on this week. I know you're ready for the fight. There's been so much outpouring of support. It's really been kind of overwhelming. And I'm, you know, I can promise you guys one thing. So actually, a kid reached out to me

and he told me the story about how his grandfather planned a charity event for I can't remember if the kids had terminal illness or they were special needs. I got this. Yeah. I got this. Huge difference. Anyway, they paid. Jose can say, they paid.

Let's just roll into one. It was especially his child. That was going to die. I think it was all of the above. Anyway, they got it. Yeah. OK. I'd pull it up. Anyway, they paid Jose all expenses

to come get an award in his honor. The whole event was in his honor and he didn't show up and this guy's grandfather had to explain to all the kids why that he wasn't coming. All the kids meet the MVP. OK. And it turns out the guy's grandfather like mentioned it on his deathbed, basically, about how much he hated Jose.

And anyway, hearing all these stories, like, you know, I can promise you one thing that I'm going to go out there and give 180 seconds. Billy has been so moved by this story. He can't remember the any of the details. I like it, Billy. I like it. You know what? Hashtag, I didn't want to slip up for the kids. I'll get the item up for the kids.

It was either special needs or you just like you like this story really touched me so much so that I don't actually remember any party could have been paralyzed. You know what? It was actually just a kid's. It was actually just a kid's bar mitzvah and Jose didn't come. You know what? Look, I'm just going to give 180 seconds for the kids for everybody.

You know, you've got to say, Billy, you've got to say we had a great camp. We did have an amazing camp. You know, I've made a camp that shaped my life. So Billy actually set off the metal detectors on his way into Barstow Lake, excuse me, because he's a fucking weapon. Billy, why would you come on, dude? Billy, play along because you're a weapon, man.

You're a weapon. Oh, yeah, that's what I was saying. I'm an absolute like I'm going to be honest. I could whip anyone's ass right now. Anyone. I mean, not professional. Yeah, no, yeah, except for people that are better. Yeah, I can't. You're next. Tyson Fury will whip my ass.

But like you call it Tommy Fury. No, I'm his brother. Billy, there's actually a chance that Billy gets in a fight before the fight. Yeah, we've got to make sure that doesn't feel like a gun. We got to get hyperfocussed. So, Billy, if you win, if you win this fight, when I win, when you win, I predict that you're going to become addicted to challenging people to fight, which will be a great wrinkle to this show.

Yes, I'm retiring from last question. Paul, yeah, I know, I think they won't after they see this fight, you should try to fight Patrick Reed. No, no, I'm not in the honor of the PGA. I did arm wrestle his wife. I did this because it's opportunity arose, but I'm fucking going to go balls for the wall. I'm ready. You're a weapon, dude.

I'm an absolute weapon. I'm this. I want to tell people this. I'm a bleeder. Whoa. And I'm going to be. Oh, I'm going to be like, OK. In the way in, but it's all speed, agility and power. My fists with power and you're just describing boxing very well. I don't give up. I can get hit.

I can look like I'm about to die when I'm a zombie. Keep coming. Billy, I'm going to hear what Billy is. Everyone's going to play until they get punched in the mouth. I've been. What is your response to that? I've been punched several times. Billy has no plan. If you have no plan, you can't have the panic of having no plan. This chaos. You can't take a plan away from a man who has no.

All right, I literally have nothing to lose. Billy is tenacious. We actually we locked Billy out of the office every day. And every day he finds a way to get in. Yep. And he threw the metal. There's no quit in this guy. Billy, do you think that you could kill me with a punch right now? Yeah, I could break your jaw. Oh, but not kill me.

Well, you better kill me if you punch me. Yeah, I'll take you down to first punch. All right. What numbers we got? There are 11, 99, 8, 18 viruses. Don't have nuclei. That's on animal fact. Sounds like Billy's been researching some vaccines. Oh, Billy's been thirty one.

Oh, there we go. Happy birthday. Oh, wait. Yeah. Did I? What was your guess? Thirty one. I always say thirty something. Oh, yeah, you always say thirty one. Everyone knows that Billy always says thirty. OK, Patrick, that's a big time. Yeah, you should have been here. I try not to get it.

This is everything P.F.D. and I said about Patrick Rhee cheating how dummy is. That was what Billy just did. I'm not trying to cheat. I don't get it. Oh, but, dude, I'm not trying to get it. I always say thirty one. Love you guys. I'm just saying, I'm saying it anyway. Today is another day to find you.

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