Pardon My Take - Mark Wahlberg, Mt Rushmore Of Things That Are Cooler In Slow Motion + Fyre Fest Of The Week

Episode Date: August 26, 2022

Chet Holmgren is out for the year (00:02:37-00:07:41). We start the show as our last remote show of the summer. Mt Rushmore of things that are cooler in slow motion back in studio almost tears the whole show apart (00:22:14-00:41:20) . Mark Wahlberg joins the show to talk about his new movie Me Time, working out, football and more (00:43:08-01:10:40). We finish the show with Fyre Fest of the week(01:10:38-01:24:02).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we have Mark Wahlberg back on the show, recurring guest. We also have the most contentious Mount Rushmore that we've ever done. The Mount Rushmore of things that are cooler in slow motion, possibly some trades. I don't know. You'll see, there's turmoil in the room.

We have Chet Holmgren news that just came out. We're going to do Firefest of the Week, we're going to send you off. This is the last remote show we're going to do of the season, then it's football season because Week Zero is coming up and we're brought to you by our friends at Game Time, the exclusive ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. Game Time is ticketing app that makes it easier than ever to score last minute deals on tickets to sports, concerts, and shows and they guarantee the lowest price. Listen, I'm not going to Dublin, but it would be fun to be in Dublin for that Nebraska

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I just saw that come across the wire, that's going to add fuel to the fire, is he the next player again? Yeah, big time. Guard's LeBron once, I think that's how he heard it, he was playing in like a program or something or you know, one of those games that plays in the summer, tried to guard LeBron for two seconds and then his foot exploded and I guess, I mean it sucks, it sucks, it sucks but Ludort has this, Ludort will carry the thunder to most likely another lottery pick.

Well, this is perfect if they're trying to trust a process, this is the type of process that only Hinky could dream of where you just have your first round pick sit out the entire next year and then you get another high draft pick, then have him sit out the entire next year, then you get another high draft pick, then you get the fire, the thunder do have a billion draft picks so it's great for them in terms of long term process but it sucks for everyone who wanted to watch Chet Holmgren play in the NBA. I'm going to take away. I like it because it gives him another year to just put on some mass, just like if I'm

Chet Holmgren, I'm spending this year like doctor's orders, you can't go on the treadmill, you can't go on the elliptical, no Peloton, no Stereoclimber, just get dummy thick for the next year and you'll be unstoppable. Chet Holmgren tries to be someone who even if he like did no physical activity for an entire year, he'd put on like five pounds of fat, like maybe a little bit on his love handle and that's it. He's a guy that has like one pack of tasty cakes and he's like, oh, I'm so fat today, God.

Yeah, he's like Jake when we were in Colorado being like, we ate like shit today and he's like, dude, you you literally are the skinniest person alive. He's like, yeah, but we ate like shit and I just get mad at anyone. Everyone knows that one person who has just an insane metabolism and I just forever fuck you to that person. Yeah. No, I think he could get fat if you like living in Oklahoma City is probably one of the best cities to get fat in.

I can't imagine it's very walkable, a lot of barbecue, a lot of fatty food, a lot of steak there. Just get fat. Just get fat, Chet. You'll be a better basketball player. Yeah. Just get a nice fat ass. You'll be ready to go in the post.

So today's show, we have the beginning we're doing via remote. This is the last time we're going to be remote pretty much for the rest of the football season. And then we have Mount Rushmore back in studio, which very well could be the most contentious Mount Rushmore we've ever had. And Mark Wahlberg on the show, let's just say I loved the interview because it was interesting and weird. Let's just say Wahlberg might have had a really long day and been like, who the fuck are these guys again?

But we like Mark Wahlberg. It's not a John Cena situation. It's not a Dak Prescott situation. We like Mark Wahlberg. But yeah, it was definitely an interview that was weird. Yes. Yeah, I agree. I think that he even said at some point during the interview, he's like, Hey, this is

Zoom thing sucks. Let's just do this in person next time. And it would have been a great interview in person. It was still fine. We got some good stuff out of him. He was definitely at the end of he sounded like he had been doing movie promo for eight hours with Kevin Hart by the time he got to us. But I still like him and we'll get him back in studio.

I was just excited. I've been doing some reflecting. We did Wednesday's Mount Rushmore and then today's Mount Rushmore. I was in a similar mood. The vibes weren't great. And then I got shit on the Mark Wahlberg interview. So I've just I've had, you know, I'm not going to spoil anything, but I've been doing some reflection and, you know, maybe I'm going to pick up my attitude.

Oh, OK. What have you learned, Hank? You know, again, like you guys say the sour post word, I think I'm a sweet dick. But but I think I just I was in a I wasn't in a great mood. I was a little bit stressed and it came through. Hank, can I just say like this is just guys talking about their feelings real quick. I always this portion of the calendar year, the last two weeks of August, I always get like very anxious knowing that football season is about to come.

It's like anxiety because I'm excited, but it's also anxiety because we're just going to have to work nonstop for three months, four months straight. So yeah, I'm going to give you a pass. I think I think we as as men have to recognize that self reflection is important. And it sounds like you're already in a better mood. Yeah. And I think again, I think I don't. I usually don't think I would put forward back to back performances like that. But because we did them back to back, I was in the same I was in the same mindset.

Yeah, it wasn't a good one. That is that is it is tough. Like with people after Wednesday's Mount Rushmore, which congrats to Gilly, Team Gilly, they dominated people being like, oh, thanks. What's his problem? And it's like, oh, we have this Mount Rushmore, too. We actually taped them both on Tuesday night. So you get the same Hank gets worse.

Yeah, it actually gets worse. BFT, I believe he's frozen. He's got a weird smile on his face. I don't know what's going on with him right now. I think this could be a prank. It could be a prank. I don't know. I think he's probably going to rejoin in a second. We do have week zero.

But let's let's wait. I had one other note, too. If we want to fill a buster while we wait for PFT. OK, yeah, let's wait. Here it comes. He's coming back. He's scrambled. He's coming back. No, he's not back. What's your other note if you want to fill a buster?

Our boy, Danny Rieke. Oh, who's that? Danny Ricardo. Oh, yeah. Danny Ricardo got dumped by McLaren. McLaren is dead to me now. I hate them. I always hated them.

But now I really hate them. Kind of fucked up. Kind of fucked up. I hope he joins Haas. Yeah, that will really work out. I think we told the story on on the show. But like he's of all all time favorite guests on the show, like he's at the top of the list

just because it was our last time before we interviewed him. And I was like over in where like Bubba sat at the time and he was like, I think Danny Ricardo is an hour early for this interview, like someone just joined the Zoom link. I just got a notification and I was like joking around. I was like, oh, let's let's join it and see what happens. And he was just chilling there. We're like, oh, you know, sorry.

Like, I think you're an hour early. He's like, oh, no problem. Oh, wait, like it's all good. And we'd like chitchat it for 10 minutes. He's like, oh, yeah, I'll join again in an hour. The best chillest the chillest guy on planet Earth. I'm eternally rooting for Danny Ricardo. PFT is back. We were filibustering with the news

that McLaren dumped Daniel Ricardo and that we now hate McLaren. Yeah, I mean, I don't really know what McLaren is. I think they're a car company, but fuck them. I fucking hate them. I want to destroy them with every soul and every fiber of my being. So Danny Ricardo, what's it? Who's like, who's looking to hire right now? Well, is there any job openings in the house?

Haas Hank throughout Haas, which is, I think, objectively, one of the worst teams out there. They crash American. Yeah, they are American. But remember, Daniel Ricardo McLaren, they had the American boss electric. Yeah. So maybe it's Haas. Maybe it's Haas. Maybe we're Haas guys now. And that was talking. Yeah, I'm just a Daniel Ricardo guy.

Yeah. Yeah. All right. So what I was going to say, PFT week zero, we finally have real football. I kind of hate week zero just because it's such a tease. And it's like, give us one really good game. Instead, they gave us Nebraska Northwestern in Ireland. And then a bunch of games where it's like one team that I'm interested in. And then like, nah, I don't really like Vanderbilt in Hawaii. I'm going to watch it or maybe it's not even on TV.

I don't know. I'm going to listen to it. I'm going to bet it. But I don't know. Maybe week zero. Let's start putting in like one crazy game that we all can get behind because it feels like, oh, real football, but not really. We're just we're easing our way in. We're teasing you with it. Well, what they should do is there should be one matchup every week zero where one of the teams has ranked number 25 in the nation. Yeah, just put put a ranking next to it.

I don't care. Like let's just say that Northwestern are probably Nebraska's favorite, right? Yes. So let's just say that Nebraska's ranked 25 going into the season. Yeah. So whoever wins that game will then be ranked still number 25 in the nation. If it's Northwestern, if it's Nebraska, no matter what, just like put those little numbers next to one of the team's names to make me feel like I'm not completely wasting my Saturday by watching it.

It also would be cool if maybe they just week zero. They just ran back a couple of bowls like just like, oh, yeah, this bowl matchup was kind of fun. Let's run it back and let's just see what happens. Like, let's see if anything has changed between these two teams or they could save one bowl game for week zero. Yeah. Or action should just run their entire slate on week zero. That would be cool, too.

So I am looking forward to it because it hadn't hit me until this week, but I was looking at the schedules for week one, week two, et cetera, et cetera. Like, I get to watch somewhat meaningful college football and root for my team this year. Yeah, that's incredible. It's something that I've never gotten to experience in my life, like watching the Sun Belt and actually having a team that that I get to see on television every week. This is going to be fucking awesome.

Now I know what you guys love so much about college football. It's incredible. This sport is great. Yeah, it's college football is I don't want to say I like college football more than NFL, but there are parts of college football that I just love that the NFL can't replicate. And yeah, I'm very, very excited for week one coming up week zero. We'll just get teased. Like I said, I'll bet on every game.

I think I even said on the pick, I'm going to try to do smaller cards this year. And then I gave out literally every single game, which happens every week zero. But it's meaningful football and we're going to watch it and we're going to love it. And we're going to embrace it. And it's like, boom, let's let's ride. I think I like your hat. You've got a cool hat. The B is a little bit off-center on it.

It looks cool. It's sweet. It does look cool. All right. What else do we have? Anything else before we get to the Mount Rushmore that could end this podcast and then Mark Wahlberg? Pat Beverly on the Lakers. Yes. Pat Bev, I'm the captain of the Lakers. Yes, I love it.

And you get the awkward tension of Patrick Beverly having the famous quote where Russell Westbrook was like, all he does is run around and do nothing. He's like, he's basically tricking all of you all. And so we have Patrick Beverly. Like the Lakers basically saying, let's just put as many pieces that don't really fit together and have big personalities all on LeBron's team, hoping LeBron can figure it out.

Is is very fun. I'll just say it. It's very, very fun what the Lakers are doing. I don't even know if Mello is back, but I hope he's back. And they should just keep doing this. Just adding as many veterans as possible and hoping that it all works out, knowing that it won't. Yeah, I think that's what we were talking about, right?

Like with all the chaos going on in the NBA, we wanted one team to have all the shit happening at once. I'm pretty sure Dwight Howard, he's still on the Lakers, right? He might be. Yes. This is going to be the team will absolutely implode. It's going to be incredible. Like Russell Westbrook and Patrick Beverly there. That's the very definition of like there is only room for one of those two guys.

Like one of those guys is going to be gone by midseason. There's no question about it. I think Pat Bev wins that matchup because like Pat Beverly is about as talented at shooting as Russell Westbrook is, but he knows that he sucks. Yes. So keep him around. Exactly. And then the only other thing I had was Matt Dog Russo. I mean, to be expected, but he went on first take or whatever he does with Stephen A. Smith and he said that Nick Saban is not the greatest coach

of all time, which is a very funny thing to do. And then when when they asked what who the greatest coach of all time, he said, Eric Parcesian. And I think I can't remember who's the third host there. Is it I can't remember who the woman, but she was like Molly Corum. We have Molly Corum. She was like, can you give us some years for that? Because and he was like, yeah, 19 like 64 to 1976.

Not her name. Best coach of all time. He's like, OK, dude, way to go. You did it like you you said, how can I have a take that shocks the world and makes me look really stupid? Boom. Mission accomplished. Yeah, that's perfect. He should have just gone with like Newt Rockney. If he's going to go with like an old name like that.

I do like having somebody on their whose job it is to just appeal to like 75 year old dads that are, you know, they just get in for mowing the lawn in the morning. And they've been trying to tell their shithead sons for the last 30 years how sports were better when they were in their 20s. And now you've got Mad Dog just like saying it to Stephen A. Smith's face. I think that's a perfect role for him. Yes, we also had Big Ben.

Big Ben came back. So he's he was on the sidelines in Pittsburgh. He was standing over a kidney picket shoulder. And then he got out of town when kidney picket was trying to hit him up to get some tips after practice. Big Ben just he was like, I'm not giving you any of my tips because of Big Ben's head. He's like the shadow quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers.

So like if everything goes to shit and everything, everyone on that roster gets injured. Big Ben definitely thinks that he's getting a call from Mike Tomlin to come in like week eight. Yeah, he's Big Ben is absolutely going to just every year just be like, it's not my job to coach the quarterback. It's like, well, yeah, we know you're not on the Steelers anymore. But sure, OK, that makes sense.

Yeah, it's not your job. So nice try, Kenny. You're not catching one on Big Ben. Why would I? Why would I teach someone how to take my job? That's not, you know, this is competition league. Big Ben, Big Ben treats the starting quarterback position of the Steelers like the Supreme Court Justice.

He's like, no, I'm the starting quarterback for the rest of my life. Whether you like it or not, it's it's my job. Yeah, other people might play it, but it's still my job. It's my job for life. I like beer, sir. I like beer. I think that's what Big Ben said on draft night. The only other thing that I had was just it's hilarious

that the PGA tour now is like all of a sudden like opened up a closet and all this money fell out. They're like, oh, yeah, we do have all this money. We could pay people. So I just the fact that it took, obviously, the live tour. And then they're like, oh, yeah, you're right. We could we could pay guys this much money. Yeah, this actually makes sense.

It just always makes me laugh because, like, what have you been doing for the last 20 years? You've basically been saying we're going to like Phil Mickelson, whatever you want to say about him. He kind of has proven right a few times here where it's like the PGA tour could have been paying guys more, could have been given guaranteed money. It just they needed a competitor with literally bottomless budget to to find all that money underneath their couch.

Yeah, a million percent. It's like if you've ever negotiated for a new job and you say that you're going to take a competitor's offer and then at the last second, your old company comes back and they're like, oh, yeah, we could pay you 50 percent more. It's like, well, now I know that you had that this entire time. And you just were withholding it because you were being stingy. The new PGA thing, it looks like like a dude, perfect life simulator.

The the indoor tour with Rory and and Tiger, they're just going to like be standing in in convention halls, just like smashing drives. And they're turning they're basically they're trying to turn golf into as close to a video game as you can get, which is a smart strategy. I just don't know. I guess kids are going to go want want to go see it. I don't know if I'd want to go watch people play golf indoors.

I go to watch people golf outdoors so that I can be outside and pretend that I'm getting exercise and drink 10 beers and eat a couple of hot dogs. That's my idea of watching golf. Right. You want to hear the birds? You're like, oh, yeah, I went outside today. I watched four hours of golf. It also they also I saw the rumor that they're going to start doing Monday night golf, which I don't know why more sports don't do this. Monday night is the perfect night for sports because you everyone's like,

oh, man, I wish it was the weekend. Monday sucks. Give us sports every Monday night, every Monday. There should be Monday night football every Monday night in different sports. So again, I don't know why it took them. I mean, I know why it took them this to figure this all out. But like you should have done it a while ago. Monday night golf, I'm totally in. Or if they just have golf at halftime of football games, like Monday night,

like instead of the Genesis halftime show, which we don't have as a country to get around and watch together. If they had Monday night golf that took place in those 15 minutes in between halves and then they do it on Sunday nights and they do it like Saturday night primetime college football games, just give us like sneak peeks into golf. I'll it'll be to automatic change the channel for me to go back and forth back and forth during halftime. Agreed. Agreed.

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Everyone, please stay safe out there. OK, here it is. Mount Rushmore back in studio. OK, Mount Rushmore time. We're going to do the Mount Rushmore of things that are cooler and slow motion. Shout out, AWL. Gross with ones.

Ooh, Mike Gross. Mike Gross. OK, yeah. Mike Gross. Very tough, Mike Gross. Yeah. Probably wasn't a great, like, elementary middle school. Yeah, what if his middle initial was also him

and his name was Gross? Gross. So things that look better in slow motion. Who goes first? I don't know who won last one. Should we predict Wednesday? Yeah, because we're taping this early because we were. I have to go to a bachelor party this weekend

and we're taping this early. We won. No. Yeah, yeah. All right, fuck it, fuck it, fuck it, congratulations. Good job, you guys finally won one. No, we have one. Oh, OK, we won two.

Back to back. Yeah, wow. Incredible. So you guys decide the order. So we're going to go third. Oh, first. Oh, God. And then we get to double choose on the back end.

That's true. You also double choose on the other back end. This is inside the war room of Team Jilly. You guys are capitalizing on track market efficiency. Who's going to go second? Hanks can go second. No, no, no, no, actually you're going to go second. OK, great, great.

Fuck. That's great. Fuck, Billy. That's great. Come on. All right, one-on-one, something that looks better in slow motion, a football spiral. Good choice, yeah, we all love that.

We all love it. Look at this, it's going to be a positive one. See the white lines. What's the best spiral you've ever seen so far? I still think that the Baker Mayfield throw that started off hard knocks a few years ago, that was a great slow motion spiral. They used to have NFL films when they would start with a spiral

looking up in the sky. And then you catch it, oh, nothing there. In the corner of the end zone, yeah. Corner end zone touchdown spiral. Have you ever seen Little Giants, the movie? Yeah, in the air with the toilet paper slow mo that turns into a football? That's a good one.

That's a good one. That's a great call. OK, so we have our first pick? Yeah. I don't know why Hanks looking at me like he's. OK, should we do what I was saying? You can do your first one was 1-1, yeah. Yeah, it's a team.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But the one that you said was 1-1, yeah, yeah. A slow motion titty drop. Boobs. Boobs. Easy. So they said when we said slow motion, Max, Hank, and Memes, the horny motherfuckers they are.

They're like, oh, easy 1-1. Easy 1-1. Who picks? Yeah. But you guys were going to pick it. Yeah, I don't know how this comes on us anymore. You're the one who picked. We were not going to pick it.

Ah, that's what I'm talking about. When we decided slow motion, cool things in slow motion, literally Max took his pants off and started jerking off. He's like, boobs, you've got to go boobs. And Hank was like, yeah, boobs, dude. Yeah, boobs. It looks good on a graphic. It looks good on a graphic.

No, it doesn't. Shut the fuck up. Dude, boobs look good anywhere. Yes, you guys are grown ass men, grow up. It could be fast mo. It could be 3D. It could be double D. Alexandra Didario in what was that show?

I prefer watching personalities in slow mo. Yeah, well Hank, I'm a big, I believe in two things. First amendment and boobs. Yeah, the t-shirt, titty drop. Trying to take tits and then put it on us is a wild, wild move. I mean, that's what you guys want. No, absolutely not. So what is it?

What's your easy 1-1? A lot of pressure now. Whales breaching the ocean. That was your easy 1-1. Oh wait, or did you guys mean whale tail like a thong from behind you, horny thong? I'm just not like a freak like you guys. I'm not like a seven years old.

There's actually way more thong, slow mo intros than you think. That was like two degrassie episodes. Oh, I was thinking just Cisco. Yeah. But that's so that when you guys were so excited and started coming everywhere, you're like, whale. I'm not saying anything else anymore.

You guys picked a fucking financial commercial for your number one. You guys love whales. Wait, do you realize why they make that and put that as their commercial over and over again? Because it looks awesome in the audience reception. No, they do it because they tried to do boobs. And then the FCC was like, no one can show nipples in TV.

But he's bouncing in slow mo. I think we start a financial services company, and it's just called TITS Financials. And it's just boob shots. Bouncing. So that's easy 1-1. I can't believe it got to us. And then our number two is a slap to the face.

Oh, that's a good one. That is a good one. Yeah, Billy. That's your official? They're getting cocky after the win. I mean, you win one rush more. Yeah. One, two.

OK, our next pick. OK, so. Do you want to refute it, or are you just going to just silently judge? I think we're just going to kind of ignore it because it's boring. So in the one that starts with the D big guy.

Yes, yes, I'm taxiing right now. That's a perfect one. Easy, easy, yeah. Dicks getting hard. Dicks getting soft. No, we're going to go dogs shaking water off. They get out of the pool. They do the back and forth.

Their head's going one way. Their body's going the other. They're being good boys. The best. The best, yes. So we got so far boobs and dogs, and you guys have whales. And what was your slaps? We're just doing like, we're just running back to things

that universally everybody likes. We should just have like Scott Van Pelt in slow-mo. Yes, yes. OK, team Gilly on the clock. Sounds like you guys are admitting to pandering. No, we're just picking great things. Two awesome picks. It's Mount Rushmore.

Yeah, so even better than a slap to the face is a knockout punch to the face. Yeah, spit goes fast. Yeah, spit, the mouth guard goes out. We had it on our list. Yeah, we had it on our list. I mean, yeah, that's the hardcore stuff. No, it is great, like watching, what's his name,

the guy who kicked Uzman, yeah. That was slow-mo, any type of knockout. Body shot knockouts are good, too, in slow-mo. Oh, yeah. When they like keel over in pain, because they got a kidney shot. Yeah, they take it in the liver, and they take two steps back, and then the brain registers the pain,

and then they just want to die. And our third round pick is going to be a posterizing dunk over someone. You see them, with the athleticism, you see the guy getting dunked on, being scared, or not scared, just getting posterized. Yeah, yeah. You have the bench in the background.

Now, you kind of lose some of the violence from the dunk, if you do in slow-mo. Yeah, that's the only thing. You have to appreciate every little detail. It does become artistic. Yeah, okay. Okay, I think we're getting every pick that we want. Just, I'm not, I think that's the pick.

Yeah, so it's a golf swing. It's a golf shot. Slow-motion golf shot. Golf shot in the rough. Clipping the ball directly. It's kind of whatever angle you want. I think in this one, I'm going with a little bit from the front.

Yeah. So you see the club coming down on it. Deep rough. And the ball getting lifted off the air. It almost goes off the club before the club even hits it, it's crazy. Grass flying, there's nothing better. Isn't golf slow enough?

Not the shots. No, no, no. You can, golf slow-motion shots are objectively awesome. Why do they use them constantly? Because they're cool. Sand shot, sand everywhere, hank nose. Hank nose, that's a good pick. It is a good pick.

I think your angle's way off, but it's not. Oh, what angle would you choose from behind? No, I think the, directly to the side where you can see, like the pro golfers, obviously, if it's me or you swing in like art, you can see how much your body is moving, but pros, their legs, their torso, they're like, the only things that move

is their arms and their hips and it's mesmerizing, max home, a tempo town. Okay. We're gonna go with a jackass movie scene. Okay. It's always better in slow-mo. The slow-mo scenes are the best. It's usually the first one that they have, yeah.

Well, they do them throughout. They do them, they do like, they mix and match. Okay. And then, nice pick. Nice pick memes, I guess. No, that was me. We'll take one of memes. This is your last pick.

Yes, is Joe Burrow walking into a stadium. Oh, very specific. Okay, that's a panda pick. That's a memes pick. Mm-hmm, he's memes. The guy who's only, his number one job is to go viral. That's a panda pick. Wait, so does that mean that it's the video

of him walking into Tiger Stadium or when he's wearing his like fur coat, walking through the hallway? Joe Burrow walking into a stadium. Also, that means that you don't get Joe Burrow smoking the cigar after the national championship, just so you know. Okay, cool.

All right, all right. That just wanted you to know that part. Okay. Well, I just wanted to touch on their most recent pick because the legendary shot of Joe Burrow walking into the stadium, that's actually, it's not in slow-mo, it's just a cool shot. It would be cooler in slow-mo, you're saying?

Yeah, just help our audience figure out what you're talking about here because I'm a little confused. Joe Burrow walking into a stadium. Okay. Okay, we're coming up with our last pick. We have so many good picks and we don't know what to do. I think we go with bird.

Okay, all right. Hummingbird, slow-motion. So fucking cool. Fucking awesome. It's little tiny wings. You're like, how is that thing even staying afloat? It's so fucking cool to watch a hummingbird in slow-motion. Just sucking the shit out of a flower.

Mm-hmm. Awesome. Billy, don't tell me you don't get turned on by a hummingbird in slow-motion. Don't lie to us. Don't lie to yourself. Hummingbirds are pretty free. Yeah, they are.

They're very cool. Think it's a giant bumblebee, but then you look and you're like, oh my God, it's a hummingbird. Flapping his wings so fucking fast. They might be my favorite bird. If you see a hummingbird out in nature, you have to point it out to everybody and let them know. I think I'm a Blue Jay guy.

Blue Jays are cool-looking, but they're dickheads. They're like the real, I think they cuck everyone, don't they? I'm pretty sure they just like cuck, they like lay their eggs in another bird's nest. No, that's a... It's just cool to see a Blue Jay. You're like, whoa, that's a Blue Jay. OK, your guys last pick.

Orioles are cool, too. There are so many good picks still available. And Hank went with whales, one more. Whales breaching is fucking awesome. Yeah, if I want to buy life insurance. Roasted. I don't, you guys are like, using an example of why it's so successful and such a great pick.

He's totally not mad. They're going to get horny, guys. Hold on. We're going to get horny. We don't need to. Oh, I think you guys should go cream pies. PFT, missing a fuel goal would be awesome and slow-mo. That's Hank's voice.

And he's like, buh-buh-buh-buh-buh. I'm just doing my Hank impression now. He's unloading the clip on Hank. No, PFT hasn't stopped thinking about the fuel goal thing. That's true. I literally do not care. But you just brought it up out of the clouds for no reason. We're all roasting you.

It's a pile on. The one you pick might do it. This side conversation is great. I didn't have a good pick so far. I feel like if we don't screw ourselves here, we have a chance. No, I think me and Big Cat dominated. No, we got to get the people going. Once Billy gave us two, titties would have been great.

Here's all you do is just go. Oh, wait. Oh, man, the truth shall set you free. They were going titties. We definitely beat Hank. I think we still could have won without titties. We definitely beat Hank. We need to compete with the horny over here.

I don't even understand. You're listening. You're not going to have horny me and Big Cat on this one. No, boobs. What are you going to do? Oh, really? OK, go. Go horny.

Are you going squirt? I don't think Billy knows that he's going to win. You going tittie fuck? I think we get that. Just pick one of the horny. Just pick one of the horny picks. Oh, you have multiple horny picks. I don't like either of these.

OK, go with it. Eating ass. Do I have permission to go away from it? No, no, no. Go with the horny pick. I think you have to go with the horny pick. All right, we'll let the balls aside. Odds, horny pick, evens, non-horny.

Hank, you want to guess because you've never gotten it right? Seven. This one doesn't count, by the way. Odd, horny pick. I think you got it right. All right, which one? I think you choose. No, you're either your ideas.

There's multiple horny's. There's multiple horny's. I can't wait to see what they passed up on, what the other horny ones are. I think that's the last one. Read it. Go, go Jake. No, you have to read it.

Go Jake, read it. Hot girl car washes. All right, so like boobs on the window. Yeah, more for a mo. OK, I mean, tits is kind of included in that, but that's fine. Hot girl car washes. What were the other horny picks?

Twerking. OK. Twerking's a good choice, yeah. What else? We reiterated sorority car washes to hot girl car washes. Yeah, that's probably for the best. Yeah. Is that sorority car wash slow-mo?

I think that's something that happened. 1980s movies featured heavily, but didn't actually exist. OK, what got missed? There was a lot I felt like. There was a lot of good ones. Someone could have gone, I know we did dogs wagging water off them, but dogs drinking water is awesome.

Seeing their tongue with the way they scoop it back. Yeah, like a bear running is very cool and slow-mo. We also had a bullet flying through inanimate objects. So like a bullet going through a watermelon. Basically, the entire corn followed the leader video. Lightning. Lightning slow-mo is awesome. We also, we were thinking about a big QB sack.

Just watching QB. Yeah, but we could knock out, I think, would have been. Belly flops. Yeah, we had belly flops, too. Knockouts would have been too similar, but the car wash, that just moves in slow-mo. Imagine if Hank had taken whales breaching and belly flops. Oh, man.

Going for the all-splash crowd. That would have been big. Puke. Puke is good. Puke is very good. Dodging bullets like in the Matrix. Yep, a walk-off home run. Walk-off home run, yep, bat flips.

I don't think the fact that it's a walk-off matters. Yeah, it's extra. Yeah. More likely for a bat flip. Yeah, it adds to the slow-mo bat. To the pageantry of the situation. Oh, the gif of Coach K laying down. It's not slow-mo.

It isn't slow-mo in the gif. Fan reactions. Yeah, sad fans. I had just someone screaming. Yeah, revenge cobra fans. Like, just the minute that their hopes and dreams are crushed. Do you remember when Steve Speyer did that weird thing with his lips and he went like, and they showed that

in super, super slow-mo? That's very cool. Anyone running? In addition to walk-off home runs, but like a ball hitting a bat, those are fucking awesome. The way that they get those now. Oh, where the ball kind of dips as they're hitting it. Yeah, those are so fucking cool.

I love those. Any celebration like Tiger Signature Master Celebration now cover of PJ 2K, I think. Yeah, that's true. What else do we have? I said, nut shots. Those are awesome because you get to see the person like slowly die. Bad injuries.

That's just a personal preference. I like to watch the slow-mo angle of that. What else? The Gatorade Bath and slow-mo is usually pretty cool. Yes. Oh, drops of water into water. Yeah, yeah, that is cool rain. Yeah, no, no, but like, you know, the ones where they sometimes

do two drops and then the drop comes up and hits the other drop. Any type of like skateboarding or snowboarding, like 360 or flip or something. That's fucking cool. That's very cool. Basically anything in sports. Yeah, sports, sports and slow-mo sports. Although I was thinking about it like hockey, slow-mo doesn't

really. It's not really the puck going through the maybe a hockey slow-mo where it's like a deflected shot. That's kind of cool where it hits like someone's stick in front. How much of miracles slow-mo? I don't know. Probably not that much. Was it a good amount? Yeah, I think some of the shots for slow-mo were there. Maybe at the end.

Yeah, a goalie diving across the crease. Oh, that scene in vacation where they're running to Wally World and parks clothes. Oh, yeah, that's good. That's good. A girl getting out of a pool. Yeah, in slow-mo. Yeah, puking. You said puking.

Yes, that's a good pick, Billy. Hank, did you have any others or was that you were tapped out with boobs and whales? Yeah, what else did Memes have? If Memes had his own draft, what would he have taken? These are actually my picks, but Mentos and Coke. Oh, that's a good pick. Cutting grass and egg exploding.

Watermelon with rubber bands. One handed catch. Yeah. This is gross what he's doing to Memes. And cars are all Memes. Yes, and no, we know this is gross. Because Mentos is incredible. Yeah, those are all Memes.

You're an idiot. We're on the same team. I was saying that so that they would be like their back picks. Do you want to absorb back girl and Memes on our team and just have Hank go solo because he's alienated his entire team? Yeah. Hank is the worst coach ever. Yeah, I mean, we'll take Max and Memes if you just want to ride solo.

Yeah, I mean, we all know you guys can't do picks on your own. That's why we did teams. So neither can you because all Memes picks are awesome. Yeah, OK, I don't want to take them. I don't want to be a team. Let me go solo. You mean this? Wait, you can't. What? That's what I don't.

I just like I, again, you guys couldn't take bitching at each other. It got too too real. Last couple of summers. PFT got all but this isn't bitching at each other. And then you guys were like, oh, we'll just combine, make a super team. When did I ever get in my feelings about anything? Oh, my God. You said let's not do polls because you lose every single one.

That's not at all what happened. All right, that's fine. Hey, we got one more week. Mount Rushmore. This is yeah, three more. See how we do. So is it official? I'll take it. Memes and you guys get back, girl. Oh, yeah. It's on his own.

OK, it's Hank Island. So it's the last week of Mount Rushmore next week. And we'll see how Hank Hank does come up with some doozy. Well, can Max sit on the couch with us? He actually has to work during the podcast. So I just want some input real time. See, this is why you have to have pre-show meetings. Yeah, or at least a text thread.

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Additional terms apply. And now here is Mark Wahlberg. OK, we now welcome on a very special guest, recurring guest. He has been on the show before. It is Mark Wahlberg. He's got a new movie out right now on Netflix with Kevin Hart called Me Time. I want to ask you some movie questions, Mark, but I also want to refresh your memory real quick about who we are because you do a million of these interviews.

It looks like you've been doing them all day. We had you on like three or four years ago and it was in a hotel room. And I think the last words you said to us was, do you guys actually like do this as a job, as on air personalities? So just wanted to refresh your memory where I think I showed you my belly button. Yeah, I took out I have a third nipple as well. So we kind of bonded on that. Yeah, so we're we're those guys.

Yeah, I get it. OK, because I just know that you've done a million of these. And I like, let me ask that, like at the end of the day, after doing all these interviews, are you just tired of talking to people about this movie? You know what? It's it's it's always easy when you got a movie that you're actually really proud of and that you like and you know, it's good, it's tough. When, you know, we always try to make the best possible version of the movie

and that, you know, that's always the goal. But, you know, it doesn't always work out that way. Making good movies is really difficult. And so when you have something that you're proud of, it just makes it a lot easier. So this has been a really hard day. No, this is this is there's going to be so much laughter all over the world as this movie is now premiering now. It's it's so funny. It's crazy.

I want to thank you because I there is like the last couple of years the Netflix straight to like release movies. I love them so much. They're the perfect like Friday, Saturday night sitting on your couch like, oh, let's watch something new. So I love the fact that Netflix just has movies like this that come out. You don't have to go to the movie theater. It's ready to go.

Yeah. Yeah. You said before we started recording that Kevin wore you out today. Who's the alpha when you guys are doing these like press interviews when you have to do something like that? Is he does he talk over you or are you ready? You give him a smack? No, he doesn't. You know, we're a great team and a great duo, you know, but he's just got so much energy and he's so funny.

And it's like my stomach was hurting from laughing all day. You know, it was like I felt like I was doing some ridiculous eight hour workout or something. Yeah. Far out of your heart or something. Yeah. So you mentioned, though, you've done pressers that you didn't love doing. What's a movie that you did and you're like, this sucks? There's been a couple. I've mentioned them in the past. And unfortunately, they've hurt the feelings of some of the other participants

in the film, so I'm not going to mention any names. We'll cut it. We'll cut this part. Yeah. You just say whatever you want. Yeah. You know, truth about Charlie was a movie that I did with the late grades, Jonathan Demme, who had done, you know, he had done Philadelphia. He had done Silence of the Lambs. This movie just didn't kind of turn out the way we wanted. But the experience was amazing, you know, but but we take some swings, you know,

we we try to we try to make something great every time out. Yeah. Yeah. I heard that you were considering doing a narrative like a longer form movie on the documentary that they worked on, Macmillan's. Is that still up in the up in the air? Because that documentary was amazing. The FBI agent in that movie seems like that's a character that would naturally translate over into a longer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was definitely the guy that we were going to focus on.

I'm not sure where that is right now. I think that might be kind of caught up in development. So it's a great story. Who would if you were to cast somebody to play you in a movie, who would it be? Kevin Hart. I like that. I like that. No rare crossover. That's beautiful. Yeah. You know, or my my my youngest son, he's on the he's on the come up.

Oh, OK. We've got another another generation of Walburgs that are going to be Hollywood stars. I think so. He says he says he's going to be way better than me. How old is that first? Yeah, 13, he's going to be 14 in three weeks. Oh, I was going to say, it would have been hilarious if he was like two. And he was like, yeah, I'm going to I'm going to be better than you. Dad, I'm a non movie question.

Are you surprised how often your workout schedule goes viral? Because it goes viral like, I don't know, once every like two months, the the Mark Wahlberg gets up golf. Yeah. Like when you wake up and your name's trending, you're like, what the hell is going on? Did I die? Or oh, no, it's my workout schedule again. Yeah, you know, I actually I have an apparel brand called Municipal and they made some samples of shoes for me, these different shoe designers in Italy. And in one pair of the shoes, it has my whole schedule on the on the on the install.

Yeah, I've got it right here. It says that you wake up every day at 2 30 a.m. Is that I mean, there's no way, right? I don't you don't make that was 30. That was if I go to bed tonight at 6 30, I'll wake up at 2 30. I get eight hours to sleep always. But that was when I was doing something very specific the way I was training.

And, you know, I realized that, you know, all that stuff was not good. Yeah, I mean, well, then change the schedule to 45 a.m. prayer time and prayer time lasts until 3 15. Are you is that constant prayer? It's 15 20 minutes, depending on that. I do a little bit of reading for that day. There's always like a daily devotional. Mm hmm. You know, it's like, I remember God

Pete Berg asking me, you know, why do I pray all the time and read one of these prayers to me and to him? And I did. And then he attacked me on a plane. Yeah. Yeah. After I read the prayer. Yeah, we had him on our show and he he told the whole story about how he kicked your ass on a plane. Yeah, but that was actually not what happened. It was the other way around. But other than that, everything else is true.

Yeah. In terms of workouts. So our producer, Hank, he tried to do F 45. He made it like three days. What can you tell him to get him motivated? Because it was kind of a pussy move by him. He did it. He actually did it one day and then sent a group text to me and a couple other guys in the office being like did the first day. He was accidentally supposed to send it to his family.

But then he just quit. He says he's going to get a six pack. He just quit. Well, I tell you, you know, most people that go in, unfortunately, especially if he's an athlete, like most guys, I've taken a lot of guys, you know, you're talking about. NFL quarterbacks, basketball players, they go in and they start going so hard so fast, they get gassed out in like five or 10 minutes. You have to basically really just pace yourself.

You can realize, you know, you know, the most fit athletic person could really, you know, do an amazing workout and somebody who's never been to the gym and can modify it and you should just go easy, work your way up. And then you go there, you really get results for sure. Yeah. So you say like Tom Brady did the workout with you. No, Baker, Baker Mayfield came with me, Jimmy Butler, a bunch of guys. But, you know, they just, they start going so fast, so quick. And you're doing 45 seconds of pushups with the resistance band around your shoulders.

You're going to get gassed out. Yeah. I mean, what about the other 44 minutes? But technically he didn't get gassed out during the 45. He got gassed out in between days where he just quit. I moved. Yeah. I used to live close. I used to live down the street and then I moved. Yeah. That's what he says. He moved. Down the street from where?

From the gym. Yeah, that is a, that is a, yeah, down the street. Yeah, he moved. I lived, I lived like a block away from the gym. It was easy. Now I don't. He was around the way and now he's not around the way anymore. Well, they're everywhere. There's 2,600 of them in 63 countries.

Damn, that's a good point. It's not an excuse. More than one location in New York City, by any chance? Yeah, many. Okay. That's fascinating. Yeah. But Hank, Hank moved down the road. So you can't do it anymore.

Moving is not an excuse to stop at 45. When I come to town, we got to go to the gym. Yeah. Yeah. Kick his ass. It's on. So you mentioned Jimmy Butler. You're pretty good friends with Jimmy, right? Mm hmm. And he's like good friends with your entire family.

He's, we love J. Butt on this show. I think he's a top 10 player in the NBA. Like as a friend, how is he just like on a person-to-person basis? He seems very intense, but I have to imagine that he's got a softer side to him. He does. I mean, he's like literally, you know, his whole mission when we first were getting together was just to win my youngest daughter over because she was so shy.

Now, they like, you know, they become really close friends. He'll come and watch her ride. And, you know, he's a very, very special individual. It was amazed to see how, just how hard he was willing to work and outwork everybody. That's why he's been so successful. You know, we kind of, we met, we started talking about like what I was doing, my schedule and how motivated I was. And, and, and next thing you know, he's, you know, six man of the year.

I mean, I mean, one thing after another and Max contracts. I mean, he's just phenomenal. His work ethic is really impressive. And, you know, he wants to be the best. So he's willing to outwork everybody. Speaking of workouts, our, one of our, one of our crack team of researchers said that you posted. You know what Jimmy said? He was in the room.

I'm looking around the gym and he's not on the, he's not on the gym floor anymore. He's in the conference room. I said, what are you doing? He goes, Hey, my sport, they take breaks. It's true. I'm out and all this stuff is like too much. Yeah. So you, you posted a picture.

You've been working out with your daughter's boyfriend. That's like the most alpha thing ever. Does he, you just kick his ass and you're like, yeah, I'm, I'm the guy. Well, now he's no longer in the picture. So, yeah, it was too hard. I mean, it's like, you know, I can't keep up. Yeah, that's actually a great, like a new age. Mark Wahlberg, like, you know, your daughter someday gets married.

But before he's got a complete F 45. Exactly. Yeah. You saw, you sound really broken up about the fact that you worked him out so hard that he left. Well, no, you know what? We were actually, we were starting to, he's a very, very nice young man. We were actually kind of trying to figure out some other stuff to kind of do together. But she's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You worked him out too hard. So talking about the movie, you guys filmed in different locations. You there's, there's part of it at Burning Man. Did you do any like James Kahn character acting where you maybe tried something at Burning Man or went to Burning Man to really feel what it was like? No, no. And it's not Burning Man. It's kind of like I did my own.

I throw my own parties every year. I throw these big elaborate parties. I put this effigy of myself and all this ridiculousness. But it's similar to like a Burning Man. Yeah, so so no like psychedelics, just to see like, what is it like to be one of these guys who goes in the middle of the desert and burns shit? No, no, I'd like to say that it was more exciting and adventurous. But no, yeah, I also noticed that there were a lot of tortoises in the movie.

Is there any symbolism behind the tortoise? Like how I always let people know that the rat at the end of the departed that symbolizes a rat in that scene. Does the tortoise symbolize anything else in this movie? A tortoise. Oh, I like that. That's deep, slow and steady. That's some deep shit. Wait, were you did you pitch a departed sequel or prequel?

We did Bill Monahan, who wrote it. We went in there and Warner Brothers, and he didn't really have a specific idea. Other than, you know, we were going to kind of maybe do the sequel, then the prequel and bring in like, you know, two other cops. So maybe like, you know, they were talking about like Robert De Niro, Brad Pitt or something like that. But he didn't they didn't they didn't want to make the movie. I imagine that'd be a pretty tough movie to film a sequel for,

because like everybody dies. Yeah, yeah. In the last spoiler, the prequel. Yeah, yeah, you got to do it beforehand. That would have been sick. I don't know why that's I mean, I feel like Departed is such a good movie that you could just be like, we're going to do the prequel to Departed. Boom, they're in. Yeah.

The arrival. Yeah. Yes. Boom. There you go. Yeah. I'll take title. Yeah. Thank you. Yeah, I mean, I mean, I think we pitched you Bonerdogs last time you were on the show, which is a movie that we wrote. Adam Sandler is going to be in its pre-production right now. And we're getting all the voices lined up for the different characters. It's about a dog that gets a boner.

So I don't think that you accepted last time, but I do have another idea. I don't have a name for this one yet, though. You can help me out. It's it's basically like entourage meets entourage, the Sopranos meets football. And it's about Urban Meyer when he was at Florida. You could play Urban Meyer. And then you've got a cast of Aaron Hernandez, Riley Cooper, Tim Tebow. Dan Bilzerian was down.

That's the brothers, the pouncy brothers, Percy Harvan. Ryan Lochte was on campus. And so you'd be you'd be playing like the Tony Soprano character at the head of everything. Nice. I'm in. Oh, good. That was easy. All right, I'm going to put a two sheet together and send over to my agent. And I'm going to put you down as as attached. Yeah. Yeah. Is there any difference between doing a movie for Netflix

and doing a movie for theater? Like, is there is there any like expectation difference or like, how does that work? Because like I said at the beginning, I love the fact that Netflix is doing this, but I'd have to imagine there's got to be maybe budget or whatever it may be. Yeah, I mean, you know, the you're making a movie. It's the same thing, you know, it's the same exact thing. It's just now people have an opportunity to choose when and where they view their

content. And that's that's what Netflix has been able to create. So but yeah, same approach, you know, no difference in my opinion. Sure. What do you want viewers to take away from this movie? I want to just have lots and lots of fun and laughter. You know, it really is. I remember when I showed my wife and my kids the movie, I didn't tell them anything about it. They didn't know that I was going to be nude in my opening scene.

And I just let them watch and it was just sheer laughter the whole time. Wait, so you showed your your wife and your daughter your opening scene and you're just well, Boogie Nights part two. Yeah. They were all there, but you know, I mean, it is what it is. Yeah, that's a box. I had shoes on. Yeah, that counts. That absolutely counts. So I mean, you like I said, you've probably done a million of these interviews today, you want to talk football, whatever you guys like.

What do you think about the Patriots this year? Mack Jones, he's he's gotten in shape. What do you like? How are you feeling? I like Mack, you know, he was he was playing good last year. It was one of those things where you just assumed that they were going to finish up the season, make the playoffs and make a real run for it. But we're not somebody else. Earlier was telling me, oh, we're going to be in, like, you know,

at the bottom of the division for 15 years. There's no way. There's no way. Yeah. With Coach Belichick and the competitiveness in him. I mean, I think it'd be interesting. Buffalo is really good. Lots of lots of really good teams, especially in the AFC. But I'm just excited for football. Yes, I'll go to my first Raiders game. Do you do you like do you get to sit and like watch football all Sunday?

Because I like, you know, you obviously have an incredible life and you've been tremendously successful. But not not saying that I wouldn't trade lives with you. But if you don't get to watch football all day on Sundays, I would not trade lives with you. Yeah, I tried to. I mean, every other sport, except for golf, you know, I like I'll kind of start paying attention as the playoffs get a little bit closer. But football. Oh, my God. OK, I mean, preseason games, every every single Patriots game, of course.

And then anything else that I could get. Yeah, to watch. Yeah. And then, of course, I'm watching highlights in the morning while I'm in the gym. Yeah, two thirty. Yeah, I always get bummed out when we talk to actors and they're like, yeah, I don't really get to watch much football. It's like, well, what's the point of being rich and famous if you can't just watch football all the time?

Right. It's a good question, right? Would you trade? All right, would you double your net worth if it meant that you were no longer allowed to watch NFL football? No, I don't think so. I don't think it distracts me or it takes away from what I'm doing. My my attention to to my primary business and my job. What if what if a movie comes along and you're like,

this is an incredible opportunity? I'm so excited to do it. But it's filming in the fall and especially on Sundays. Are you passing? No. OK. So you would give up a full year of football. Wow. I don't think that there's a big enough paycheck or project. Yeah, that you could convince me.

I don't think the live tour could pay me to not watch football. They can try. They can try. I'll listen to their office. But I'll have a conversation, but that would be a lot. Yeah, I think you guys get a couple hundred each to be the commentators. Yeah, that'd be nice. Actually, no, I'm actually kind of all in on that now. A hundred million.

That's my that's my walk away from everything. If the Saudi government wants to just put that directly into my account, I'll be their bitch, whatever you want. I'm going to do it. You mentioned you mentioned the last. By the way, this is this is exactly the point of the interview the first time where you started looking around being like, these guys do this for a living.

I can see that in your face. You mentioned the Raiders. So the Raiders just said, like Gronk and and John Gruden, we're going to get Tom Brady and Gronk to town. How how involved in the conversation were you about that? I was not involved at all. I was funny. I was obviously I know Dana very well. He that was the first time I had heard the story.

But then I remember him talking about how close he was to some other situations. And I think it's a couple of other situations as well. But, you know, he could talk about that whenever he's comfortable talking about it. Yeah, what Tom has to say about it. Are you still are you so close to Tom? Friendly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's because I saw those pictures. It was like you is back in like 2015.

You, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck and Tom Brady all hanging out. I was like, man, that's probably the no offense. That's the hottest group of dudes in America never hang out together. It's fact. I mean, it's by the stacks. All right. So, Mark, here's a question that I guarantee you haven't been asked today. You have car dealerships in Ohio and you just named a Mark Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet. That's that's a power move. What? Yeah.

Like what was behind that? Why? Why Ohio? Why a car dealership? Like the name, obviously, I wasn't going to call him Donnie Wahlberg Chevrolet. But it's just a very funny. Yeah, it's just a very funny thing. You know, I've always, yeah, I have a friend. I have a friend who's very successful auto dealer.

His name is Jay Feldman. He's got, I don't know, maybe 15, 20 stores kind of all in and around the Michigan, Ohio area. I've always wanted to be in the car business. I was, you know, I've been obsessed with cars since I was a kid. And so for me to be able to to do something like that, I just thought it was amazing. So we started out in Columbus right there near Ohio State University. And now we've got five stores getting into six. And, you know, I love the car business.

Yeah. Have you ever tried selling cars? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, it's a tough racket. That was my first job out of college. I sucked at it. Yeah, my next my next film, actually, the guy in the beginning of the movie is selling you his cars. Oh, I'm pretty good at it.

Are you? What's your what's your opener? Oh, God. Let's pretend I'm in the market for a Chevrolet Chevrolet at Mark Wahlberg, Chevy Silverado. You could you could sit there talking about how you want to be that guy, but you could actually be that guy when you pull up in that Silverado. I like that. I could be him. Pull up in that Silverado. Oh, my God. You want to be the guy?

I'll actually, you know what, I'll do seriously. I will give you my price because I want to see you in that Silverado. Your price like the friends and family price. I'm your friend and family. Yes, at cost, at cost. So you're not making any money off this. No, I'm doing you a favor by taking off your hand. I want to see you in the Silverado. Oh, my God.

Yeah. OK. OK, friend. I will take it. Yeah. And I'm going to give you that license plate wrap. It's going to say Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet. You toss in a full tank of gas, a cup of coffee, and you got yourself a deal. Listen, by the time I finish with you, you're going to have a tattoo in the back.

This is Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet. Oh, I'm in. If someone gets a Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet tattoo, we give him a free Chevrolet. I have to ask Jay about that. I think Jay, I we could call him. I mean, that's a great. That would be a great promo.

We just guarantee face tattoo, maybe. I don't get Kevin Hart to do that. I just I just love the idea that you have a bunch of car dealerships. Mark Wahlberg Chevrolet. That's like because it is I someday aspire to be a car guy. And I just love to have my own car dealership. It's pretty darn cool. Yeah.

Yeah. So when you're doing these these hits with Kevin, who's like, do you like to take the lead? Or do you find yourself like laughing at his jokes with all the energy that he's bringing? More than he's laughing. Is there competition between the two of you? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, definitely a support system. You know, we got each other's back and, you know, it's like

he's a producer on the movie. You know, he realizes, you know, you want everybody to to be at their best, right? You know, he really allows a lot of these other comedic actors to really kind of shine and have their moments. And, you know, he's a he's a great partner to have, for sure. Is there is there outtakes at the end of it? I always love that at the end of this where it's just like here's all the times they made each other laugh.

There may be. I don't know. I haven't seen the final final cut. I saw the movie, well, it was still a work in progress. So do you watch all your movies? You know, if I'm flipping through the channels and one comes on that like that I that I like, I'm like, kind of, you know, check a little bit of it out just to see if it if it holds up. But I'm not like, you know, oh, let's go watch one of dad's movies.

Come on, guys, if they come downstairs and, you know, I mean, I kind of if I'm involved, especially producing the movie and, you know, I'm involved in post production and all that stuff. Then, you know, by the time it's actually done, I'm like, OK, I've had I've had my my fair share of this one. I kind of want to get on to the next. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Have you watched Boogie Nights with your family?

No. OK. That's that's going to take some time. Well, this one's got new to me too. That one's going to take some time. Yeah, that's another that's for another. This isn't about this movie, but have you seen Top Gun, the new one? I haven't seen it yet. You got to go check it out and I want to see it in the theater. So my wife was like, you know, I was like, all right,

I'm going to the movies today, I'm going to go see Top Gun. She's like, don't go see Top Gun in the theater. We have it here at Netflix. I said, OK, so yeah, I know. But so I'm like, OK, so I'm waiting around. She's like, I'll watch it with you all day. I'm waiting around. She's doing all this stuff.

All this stuff's happening. I'm like, I'm waiting, I'm waiting, I'm waiting. All of a sudden we go on to Netflix. It's not on Netflix yet. Yeah. You don't want to watch your TV either. You got to go see it. Oh, I want to. I want the sound of the experience.

Yeah. All of it on the screen. I'm a pilot. It's very realistic and it does make you like it. It gives you that need for speed. If they make a Top Gun three, is that something? Would you pick up a phone call for that one? I got to tell you. Tom Cruise is probably.

The biggest movie star in the history of film. Whoa. Mm hmm. One of them for sure. Yeah. I mean, he's up there. You know, if I get the chance to work with old Tom. I'm showing up. I think you have to.

What if the rules are, though, you have to play his wingman that he constantly like berates and then you have to sacrifice your life for Tom Cruise at the. Is there any ego that goes in that decision or it's just like, you know what? I have the opportunity to work with Tom Cruise on a Top Gun movie I'm in. I'd probably ask for a little bit of a rewrite, but no. Yeah. Yeah.

You don't want to be the bad guy in the movie. I've only been the bad guy in fear and I cannot wait to do it again. I got to play the bad guy again soon. Yeah. Being the bad guy is the best. All right. So I have one last question, Mark. Again, everyone go watch me time on Netflix out now. My last question is a row back question. RHOBACK.com use code take for 20% off your first purchase.

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Yeah. Municipal baby. Okay. Do you have a promo code? Yeah. I don't, but I'll get it for you. Okay. Yeah. And we do have. We Chevy is one of our best sponsors. And so we've also got the ad now that if you get a Mark Wahlberg tattoo,

you get a free Chevy Silverado. Yeah. How about this deal next time I'm coming in person? This is this stuff is not working. Yeah. We got to do municipal promo code. Rowback. Yeah. How about that? Yes. Little synergy. Yes. All right.

So my last question, the last time we had you on, I think it was like 2018 since then Conor McGregor did challenge you to a fight. Are you, are you thinking like, it feels like everyone's getting in the fight game right now. That pay-per-view would be pretty insane. Are you thinking about it? You know, it was funny because I was talking to Ari and Dana when the whole thing was happening, right?

And then we just kind of joking around and we're like throwing out these numbers and what we're going to do and how are we going to do it? And then my son comes up to me and goes, dad, don't you dare? Don't even think about it. I don't care if it's 250, don't you dare? Might 16 year old. But listen, I've been a huge fan of the UFC and I'm a huge fan of Conor. I think what he was able to do for himself and for the sport is fantastic.

You know, I think he was just, I think he was just frustrated because, you know, when WME had bought the UFC for a real number, you know, he was the one who was really driving the business. So he was, he was a little frustrated. I think that, uh, that guys were buying in and making money. But, you know, it was an investment opportunity and, you know, uh, but I'm a big, big fan.

You know, what you need to do is all future boyfriends, they have to fight Conor McGregor. Yeah. And you got to hear my son, my nephew. I mean, my son's imitation of Conor. Oh my God. Spot on. So he's got to fight him.

Spot on. He's got to spot on. Yeah. Train. I mean, what's better? I got to get Conor. I got to get him to be in a movie. Yeah.

That would be cool. Like do a, do a remake of snatch. Yeah. Conor McGregor. He would be great in a movie. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely think in the right movie.

Absolutely. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, Mark, this has been awesome. Thank you. I know it's been a long day for you. Me time out on Netflix now, uh, go check it out.

You're a recurring guest next time in person. Um, work out. I'm bringing the tequila. Okay. Let's just. Okay. If we still have a job, because I don't know, I don't know if we passed, uh, uh, you know,

the on air personality test for you this time. Hey, whoever was dumb enough to hire you, they ain't going to figure it out. Just keep doing what you're doing. That's a great point. That is great advice. There's been no better synopsis of our careers. Yes.

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with Jason McCordy in studio. Hank, we're going to do a little NFL preview with him, talk his career. Hank, why don't you start us off with your fire fest? So as you guys can see, if you're watching on the YouTube, part of my take YouTube, go subscribe now. I have this lovely painting of a naked woman riding a tiger. It's kind of my background.

It's, I had it set up. I enjoyed it. People get a nice, not a lot of nice compliments, but it's because Donnie does our foreign correspondent like a year and a half ago when he was moving from, he was moving out of his apartment in New York and moving to China for an extended period of time. He asked me to hold on to it for him.

I did. And then he just moved back to America and is asking for it back. And it's unfortunate. And I don't know what to put here now. Just keep it. You can get one of just a naked woman riding Tiger Woods. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. It's like, I could never, I would never in a million years be like, I need this painting for like, I don't have the artistic taste to put it there. But once I had it, I was like, oh, this is great. I'm going to put it right behind my streaming and video set up. And now I have to figure something else out. And I just know it's not going to compare.

You know what you should do, Hank? You should get a replica made and just give them the replica. That's not a bad idea. Yeah. Just like take a picture of it and then just print it on a big piece of paper and just hand it to him, like maybe mount it and just be like, here's your painting back, Donny. That's not a bad idea.

Yeah, I'm open. I'm open for options because I got to figure something out. Yeah, that sucks. It puts the whole room together. It really does. It brings it all together. It's like the Lebowski rug that that ties the whole room together. So maybe that's what you say.

Be like, if I take this away, my whole setup is screwed up. Can I please have it? I'm also out of teammates and friends on my Rushmore, but we can't look over that already. Yeah, yeah. Everyone hates you on this podcast. Yeah, well, that's on you. You have nobody to blame but yourself for that one.

You should just go full college, Hank. Oh, I could blame you guys for doing things in the first place, but I won't do that. But I won't do that. You could have like Boondock Saints. You could have the Kiss, the Pink Floyd album covers behind you. Get like super like the Jim Belushi college sweatshirt. I'd like to see Hank go full college mode on us.

Yeah, that would be cool. Bob Marley. Just just just have everyone know that you're like a fucking chill ass dude when they watch you stream. I had a Jimi Hendrix one when I was in college. I'd never listened to Jimi Hendrix, but it was okay. It was a sick tie-dye poster. Yeah, fuck.

Yeah, dude's rock. All right, PFT. What's your firefest? My firefest of the week is that I'm actually having like a little bit of a firefest down here. So at the house this weekend, I have to entertain clients and a specific client, Billy Football, is coming down this weekend. And Jake came down last weekend, had a fantastic time.

Jake was a wonderful house guest. Whenever he talks to the bed, it looks like Field Yates stayed in that room. Even better than Field Yates. He does like the hospital corners, the whole nine yards. So Billy's going to come down and I have to be responsible for Billy this weekend in a party rich environment, a target, a client rich environment as Billy would put it himself. So I'm going to have to basically be a dad this week.

I'm going to be a dad. My firefest is I'm going to be a father this weekend. And I don't know if I'm prepared for it. Yeah, I mean, that's tough. As a father of a three-year-old and a one-year-old, last night I had to do a little fathering reprimand my son for doing something he was doing wrong. And I realized that he actually listens way better than Billy because we went over what he did wrong.

And he like said back to me like, yeah, I shouldn't have done this. And I was like, good, now going forward, like when I asked you to not do something, don't do it. And I walked away being like, wow, if all of my interactions with Billy were this easy, it would be great. So yeah, it's your fathering not a three-year-old. It's like a three-year-old times a billion. Well, I mean, I'm just a pharaoh.

I'm not domesticated. I don't claim to be. You know, some people follow rules and are sheep. I'm not. Oh, that's OK. Nice spin zone there. I'm a sheep, I guess. Billy's so independent.

Yes. Yeah, yeah, he's such a, dude, he's like Jack Kerouac. He just, he has to be on the road. He's got to eat, you know, you can't, you can't tame a guy like Billy. He's one in a billion. I mean, I had to make some sort of spin zone. I will say that I think you've underestimated my responsibility. And as a guest, my manners.

So I think you're going to be frankly surprised. OK, famous last words. OK, I will issue a full report card on Billy's performance this weekend. OK, great. My firefesses, we're taping early because I'm about to board a plane, go to a bachelor party. It's pretty much my last bachelor party, like all until Hank, Billy, and Jake invite me to theirs someday.

It's it. So my last good friend getting married and it, everyone has that vibe of like, this is it, and I'm very nervous for the hangover. Like I'm pre upset at myself for how shitty I'm going to feel on Saturday and Sunday. So just little thoughts and prayers to me because it's, I know I can get back. I know I can like, I know I can reach my peak. It's just that when I reach my peak, the, the aftermath is very, very difficult to bounce back with.

So I'm, I'm probably won't feel good again until mid next week. So yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm pre firefesting the hangover and the, the regret that I have from going on a bachelor party at 37. That's how you know that you're watched when you reach that point where you, you used to get excited about the possibility for senior boys for that first night and start planning ahead, being like, Oh, it's going to be so great. And you can't even enjoy doing things anymore because now you're scared of what you're going to have to deal with in the aftermath of doing anything fun.

So like the punishment for having fun is now way worse than the fun itself. So you'll just never have fun again. I've kind of reached that point as well. Right. And like, I'm excited to see my friends. I, I'm very excited to see my friends, but it's also like, it's just sad because we've also had a few guys drop out like last second because a kid's stuff or whatever it may be.

And it's just like, yep, this is, this is the reality now. So, uh, thoughts and prayers to me. We'll see how it goes. Billy, what's your fire fest? Um, I'm currently dealing with fungus. It's on my back and I have steroids. No, it's fun. No, steroidal cream to get rid of the fungus monkeypox steroids.

I, you don't get fungus from steroids. So dunked on the thing is I'm trying. There's a part on my back that I can't get the soap. So every time I like get rid of it in certain parts, it just comes back because there's a spot on my back. I need to have someone put this on me every day. It's pee on your back. It's not going well.

Well, ask your dog. Ask Mincy. He needs a job. Also that I, I'm apparently living next to a trader and I'm very deeply entwined with him on several ventures such as these milf guy t-shirts. Man, I love football. We have a whole new line in the Barstool store. Go check them out.

We got a Zach Wilson edition. We got a regular edition and tons of other great t-shirts launching, as well as our football guy t-shirt in the Barstool store. So check it out now. And the, and his legend shirt, uh, much like big cat with his legends t-shirt, which he's wearing, I have not taken this off since I got it. It's super comfortable. Yeah.

Super comfortable. Yeah. All right. Cheek. Oh, what do you say Billy? PFT put a little bit of a damper on my weekend plans because apparently I'm, uh, you know, not wanted as a guest. So that's fine.

No, you're just going to be compared to that. That was surprising news to you. It's no different from your profession. You know, I was like last year when PFT invited me. I was like, you're just being polite. Like I get it. Like I don't have to come. Like you're just inviting everybody, but I know you probably don't want me down there.

I won't come and I didn't go last year. And then all this year he's been asking me to come. So I was like, okay, this is the last weekend really of the summer. I'm going to go. But now, uh, now it's just bad vibes. No, it's not bad vibes. It's bad vibes, bro. You're going to be compared to Jake as a house guest.

I just get drunk about it. I think. Yeah, Billy. I'll tell you what, you come down here. I'll rub some, some, uh, antifungal cream on your back. How's that sound? Yeah. Perfect.

Yeah, Billy. It's not bad vibes. Just drink your way through it. If you drink enough, the vibes will get good. So just do that. Yeah. You'll get sweet. Yeah.

Yeah. Just get really hammered and then you'll be awesome. Yeah. All right, Jake, finish us off. Yeah. I like coming prepared to this podcast. But I don't have a fire fest. So that's my fire fest.

Whoa. I've been waiting all week for something to happen to me. I went to one Mount Rushmore and fucking falls off. I'm like waiting all week. All right. Something for the show. And I just didn't have it. So I've just been anxious about this segment

because I didn't have anything to present. Damn. I think we have to suspend Jake. Wow. So bad. But you know what's going to happen? The moment we sign off, something bad's going to happen to me. Oh yeah.

Like your zipper's going to break or something. Yeah. Something horrendous. You're going to see a dog on the street and get a real tick. The anxiety of not having anything to present is my fire fest. Well, honestly, I have gotten out of assignments and I can't believe I've never thought of that one. Usually I just make something up.

Yeah, we know. But I wouldn't do that. That's a great excuse. I'm going to use that. It's not an excuse. It's the truth. No, I mean, that's a great way to not do your job. I actually just keep that in my repertoire.

I think I've said something along this lines, but I can't wait for Billy like 10 years from now. Like, you know that feeling when like you get caught by your parents like being drunk for the first time or being high for the first time and in your head, you're like, oh, I played that off well. And then you grow up and you're like, they knew every single time when I was fucking around and being an asshole. Like Billy thinks he gets one over on us and like 10 years from now,

he's like, oh, yeah, they probably knew everything that I was doing. It's going to be a great moment. I do like how Billy is now officially collected all excuses like Pokemon's because he just realized that sometimes the best excuse can be saying like, I don't have an excuse. Yeah, honest. Now he's like, oh, I never. Okay, now now I get now I have everything and now I've got every shot in my back.

Honestly, never like even cross Billy's mind as an excuse to be like, hey, I don't have this. Hey, man, fake it till you make it on Monday for who's back? You know what? Nobody's back. Yeah, he's definitely going to do that. Who the fuck is that?

Nobody. All right, numbers. I posted an updated graphic on my Twitter account. All right, Max, hit the button. All right, I'll go 27. Yeah. So we're down to five numbers. Six, 26, 27, 29, 78.

I'll go 26. PFT, what's your number? Hit it, man. 85. Here it goes. This would actually count for Hank. It's the real ping pong ball machine. 69.

He's putting a ball back in. Happy birthday to the ball machine. Yes, Saturday, Saturday. Two years old. Saturday, Saturday, two years old. What do we got? 51. Is that a first or is that the most?

Has that been picked the most? No, that's 52. This is a second timer. 51. All right, see everyone on Monday back in studio. My animal fact is my animal facts. I don't have an animal fact and I'm an animal technically. So that's a fact.

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