Pardon My Take - Max Homa, Arkansas HC Sam Pittman, CFB & Guys On Chicks

Episode Date: September 22, 2021

We recap Monday Night Football and Big Ben is hurt again ( 00:02:44 - 00:17:12). College Football talk and we're bracing ourselves for chaos (00:17:12 - 00:29:13). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including trips to the dentist and why no one should ever do that (00:29:13 - 00:50:06). Our good friend Max Homa joins the show fresh off this win at a very real tournament to talk about winning the very real tournament and what that means now that hes won a very real tournament that is not fake whatsoever (00:50:06 - 01:18:36). Arkansas Head Coach Sam Pittman joins the show to talk about Football, the Hogs, recruiting stories and more (01:18:36 - 01:44:48). We finish with guys on chicks.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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That's actually good news for Big Ben. It is. Bad news for the NFL. For the league. Yeah. So it looks like the Raiders caught him at just the right time. The Raiders have really fucked things up for everybody else by putting Big Ben on the injury report.

He's got a left pec strain. I think he might just have had a heart attack. That's right where the human, the ventricle is. When you say had, that means I think he's having a heart attack. He might have like the aftershocks of an earthquake when it's just rumbles for days. He's having a heart attack for a week long. Because he cares too much. Right.

And also so that a doctor can say I've never seen anything like it. This man had a heart attack for over the course of two NFL games. So he's got an injured chest, but that means that he's just going to be ready to play. Yeah. He's going to be ready to play. And who knows if he's actually hurt. It doesn't matter, frankly. Nope.

If Big Ben actually has a physical ailment or if it's all inside of his head or if he just likes waking up in the morning and seeing his name on the bottom, on the ticker that's going across ESPN saying Big Ben questionable pectoral injury. Yeah. Who knows, but it's irrelevant to the fact that Big Ben is going to play way better this weekend now that he's on the injured for it. Out of doubt. He is needs to be injured.

He needs to have some adversity. He needs a doctor to come out and say any other player would not be playing right now. But Big Ben has surreal strength. Quotes to finer. No, it was probably because the report came out yesterday that Carson Wentz has two sprained ankles. Big Ben was like, hold my beer. I need to get back in the action.

I can't let another quarterback be talked about like that. Carson Wentz having two sprained ankles. So he is becoming a tragic, tragic figure. Okay. So yes, it's tragic. We don't root for injuries. Get all this stuff out of the way right ahead. It's very funny that he has two sprained ankles.

No. Yeah. No. It's hilarious. It's tragic in comedy. Like he is, he's a very funny, I was thinking about it because what is the difference between James and Carson Wentz? There's not a lot at this point.

They both are very, very funny when they're trying to make plays. I think James has a little bit more of a, it's just more fun with James. Carson, it feels he, he hasn't embraced the fact that he is not good. Yeah. I'd say like James Winston is like Wiley Coyote, where he's kind of goofy and he does crazy shit, like run into walls that are very clearly, the tunnels painted on the rock, James. You don't have to run into it.

Carson Wentz is like Elmer Fudd, where he's, he's kind of the butt of the joke. Right. He's still like out there trying to make things happen, but six times a game, he fires a shotgun and it backfires into his face. Yes. Yes. And then the seventh time comes and he's like, no, this is the time it's good. And then he looks in the barrel and then it fires again.

It is. Exactly. Yeah. But yeah. So Big Ben is hurt. That's the big news. Also, maybe Aaron Rodgers is back. But I knew, we all knew that was going to happen at home against the Lions.

This was a get right game for him. Like that was, we all knew that Aaron Rodgers was going to do that. He even was doing like the, you know, a ton of pass plays from the one yard line. So they made sure he got five touchdowns. Jared Goff, great first drive. Awesome first half by Jared Goff. The rain was not fair. The rain showed up and there was a couple fumbles after that.

And I don't think that the rain should have done that to Jared Goff. It only rained when, when the Lions had the ball. I don't know if you noticed that, but when Aaron Rodgers had the ball for some reason, it just cleared up. Yes. And he was able to get along with his offense. Fine. But yeah, Jared Goff, awesome first half in this game.

And that's, that's all we're going to say about Jared Goff. Yeah. He looked really good in the first half. I would like to unilaterally say that Tom Fresneli is suspended from coming on part of my take. Correct. He texted us with a hot tip about Jared Goff yesterday. Hey, just so you know, Jared struggles against zone defense.

Yeah, Tom, we know that you talk to Pete who watches the tape. And he said he won't throw touchdowns against his own defense. Guess what? Touchdowns in the first half. Yeah. I blocked his number. Oh, you did? How are you going to get your takes then?

What do you mean? Oh, he's still following on Twitter. Well, no. Tom would have to block Hank to, Tom gets all his Hank takes from Hank. Right. Yeah. My mistake. Yeah.

Exactly. Yeah. And then Aaron Rodgers wished me peace and love via our boss Dave. So that sucked even more. He just, dude, just stop. I hate him. He looks tacky and gross with his hair. His hair looks terrible.

You don't have noticed about his hair. He has sarcastic hair. Yeah. I don't even know what that means. But he's the only person that your hair is just like, dude, you're laying it on pretty thick. We get it. Aaron also charity shamed the shit out of you.

Yeah. But I don't care. He said, I can't believe Big Cat still has a vendetta against me after all these years and the Barstool Fund. So what? He gave a little money. He's rich. Who cares?

We all gave money to Barstool Fund. It's almost like he's running up the score on you by just mentioning all that stuff. Like he keeps a running list in his head. I'm so sick of this guy. This hair is gross. He looks gross. He's tacky. And this also wasn't so.

This was a message last Wednesday, a text story between Dave and Aaron and Dave was like, you've heard him a lot and he said, I wish him love and peace. This was Wednesday. And then he followed up at 2.25 in the morning. So he you're on his mind. He really wanted to rub it in his face and he said, I've never thought about him. Have I ever even mentioned the guy early? Yeah.

Aaron Rogers. Come on, bro. Give it a rest. Hey, Aaron. Big Cat's not going to fuck you, bro. It's great when people are like, dude, you think about Aaron Rogers too much. I'm like, yeah, no shit. Because he's haunted your dreams for 15 years.

He smashes me in the face twice a year, sometimes three. I do want to give a shout out, though, to Aaron Jones, the real star, the real talented Aaron on the Packers. Correct, correct. This is Aaron's team, guys. He scored a touchdown yesterday. He scored three touchdowns, right? And four on his last touchdown, he he was carrying a necklace that had his father's

ashes in it around his neck because his dad passed away this offseason, fell off in the end zone. He didn't know where it was. So after the game, he was doing his post-game interview, a real pro is pro respecting the biz, talking to Susie Colbert, I think, after the game, saying my necklace fell off, my dad's ashes are somewhere in the end zone. We're going to get to work on finding that later. He didn't even go and try to find his dad after the game, went right, did the interview.

Wow. They did find his dad's ashes. So he got the necklace back. I thought that was kind of cool. Yeah, that is like he's playing a game with your dad, although Godel would probably be like, that's taunting, yes, to have your father go get buried in the end zone. Yeah, you can't do that. The Chargers rest would have called it 12 men on the field.

There was a little bit of a there was a little bit of a confusion, too, with our taunting discussion on Monday, because people are like, there's a difference between celebrating and taunting. I agree. Celebrating should always be allowed taunting. Like if you're actually standing over someone, okay, fine, I have no problem with it, but I get it. You have to call it every now and then.

My issue with the taunting rules is they're they're calling general celebrations as taunting. That's the problem. There's some bleed over there. Right. Exactly. The lines have been blurred. So you have regular celebrations or yelling quickly in a guy's face. That becomes taunting.

I think that's too much. Like, yes, if there is true taunting where a guy is like dropping his nutsack on another guy's face after he breaks up a pass, I again, I have no problem with it. I wish that they would allow that to happen, but I also am not going to complain if they throw a flag there. Yeah. That's the rule. But it's the bleed over where where it's, okay, was he kind of yelling at him?

Sure. But that's such an innocuous thing. Just let it happen. That's my problem. Okay, I've got two rules that I think we can all agree on to put in place to stop taunting in the NFL. The first is if you're a defensive back and a pass is thrown incomplete, you should not be allowed to celebrate that ever unless you touch the pass.

The Bill Burr rule. The Bill Burr rule. You're not allowed to, you're not allowed to do the incomplete sign. You're not allowed to get up in the receiver's face. If he drops a pass or it's overthrown, you're not allowed to celebrate that. Fair. Second rule. Unless the defense is really good.

Okay. Fair enough. Second rule. I would have bought you if the pass had been better, you can't fault the cornerback because the quarterback sucks or he's playing great defense and it's incomplete pass. I think you kind of have to, you have to do the incomplete. What if it's a great pass and you're playing great defense, but it's a drop catch. I think you still have this is what happens.

It's up to you to scratch this. This is what happens. I think we have to make it a blanket statement unless you touch the ball or affect the pass break up that's taunting if you do the incomplete sign. Ask yourself in the moment, if you're a corner, all the cornerbacks listening to this show right now, ask yourself in the moment when you do tell the truth Monday and you sit there and watch the film, will you be highlighted as playing good defense on that given play? If the answer is yes, you can do whatever you want.

Okay. Easy. The other rule, you're not allowed to do any fucking celebrations that are included in a commercial that is currently being shown on the television. For instance, the discount double check agree. You can't do it. Disgusting. You can't do it.

It's because the league has corporate partners, Big Cat, and we need to protect the interests of the league overall. And as Roger Goodell will tell you, what's good for the league is good for the players in the long run. So we can have players advertising competing sponsors. Like imagine if me or you just put up a bunch of Instagram stories all the time for, I won't even say the name of a certain beer company that is a competing sponsor, of course, Light. When you think about it too, Aaron Rodgers doing was a State Farm discount double check.

Yeah. Bleep that out. Yeah. Okay. Bleep that out. But that is actually just encouraging people to drive poorly because they know that they'll be covered. Yeah.

So there's no safe drivers when Aaron Rodgers is saying, hey, just buy this insurance and you can crash your car and we'll pay for it. It's actually, if you're encouraging people to purchase insurance, you're encouraging gambling. Yeah. Which is bad. But he never says, do it responsibly. Right. Aaron Rodgers to this day has never said, purchase insurance responsibly.

He has not. That's my knowledge. There are a bunch of youths out there that are going to think that purchasing insurance is fun and a way to invest their money and a safe way to make some money for retirement. Not always the case, guys. Remember that jackass when, I can't remember which movie it was, might have been just the show when they rented the car and got all the insurance and just fucked it up. That was so awesome.

I would say that is the coolest thing ever. Those guys rule. Also, in the Monday Night broadcast, Brett Favre, I don't think he's alive. I think it was an animatronic Brett Favre that we saw last night, like a Chuck E. Cheese character. It was cool. Aaron Rodgers, not this part, Aaron Rodgers getting top 10 passing overall, but it was kind of cool that when it happened, you had three guys in the top 10 talking on a broadcast.

I just thought Favre definitely did not even have his computer monitor on. He's the kind of guy, he's like everyone's dad who just refers to the computer as being like my email. Yeah. Like come help me turn my email on. He even said, he's like, I didn't watch the first half, I was just trying to log on. Yeah, his screen is just clippy being like, hey, it looks like you're still trying to do your taxes.

He was just screaming at everyone in his house, get off the phone. Yeah. Get off the phone, get off the phone. I gotta go do this live stream. Yeah, Gronk was awesome though. Yeah, he was. I don't think Gronk knew he was on television. He just thought he was having a, like he thought he was on chat roulette again.

He really did. We were talking about it in the group text, but he really is the Manning's worst nightmare in terms of respecting the game because he's just like, yeah, I just get out there and I run and I'm better than everyone. They're like, what do you mean you don't watch tape? Yeah. This is crazy. He's just so, he's so Gronk and it's so great to see.

I think he said he was playing cards actually during it. Yeah. Probably up the river, down the river. Yeah. Asshole. Yeah. Kings. Well, one seems to universally.

Triple poker with Camille. That's it. That's all they do. Just to them sober. And when universally loves the Manning broadcast, I watched it for the second time last night. My only thing is that it's good, but I feel like the regular broadcast is still better. Okay. Like when I'm watching the Manning broadcast, it just doesn't feel like a big game.

It's casual and it's good and the moments that come out of it are good, but watching an entire game, I keep switching back to the regular broadcast. I agree. I have actually. So after we talked about it last week and I was like, this is, this was incredible. I am stepping a half step back from my incredible take to it's okay because it is okay. I tuned in every now and then, but I completely agree. If your team is playing, if it's a really big game, I think the traditional broadcast

still trumps it because it's just human nature that if you are trying to follow along with what the Manning brothers are saying and watch the game, it's hard to do. So it's not even a knock on the Mannings. It's simply the fact that our brains are too small to follow two things at the same time. And sometimes I'd like to hear the crowd like that kind of stuff. It's good, but I feel like the regular broadcast is still better for a game like last night though that was got a little out of hand in the second half. They're the perfect thing to flip over and be like, all right, let's see what they're

talking about. Yeah, I liked him. I liked him a lot, but you're right. I would never watch like a Washington football team broadcast on that channel. I would never watch a game. I might watch like an important game and go back and forth to the Mannings, but I don't think that that's not the audience that they're going for. I thought it made a game like last night a million times better except for Peyton Manning.

I'm an Eli stand now. I don't know if you know that about me. You know, he's I mean, I thought Peyton was actually kind of rude to Eli. He was. He was. Eli looked very handsome last night. Did you notice that? Yes.

Eli is aged backwards. He's 10 years younger than he was when he was last in the league. He probably will show up for some of Arch Manning's recruiting visits. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised. Where's Cooper? Cooper was at Georgia on Saturday. Okay.

That's Arch. Got. They went there. All the kids. It's God bless the South. God bless college football. We're going to have Sam Pittman in a second. But it was a bunch of college kids that had body painted 16 year olds name on their body.

Love it. I just wait. George. Guys. George. And Georgia fans are the king of body painting. Yes. Do you remember that video?

Yes. Spurrier. Oh, yeah. Spurrier. That visors coming off. Yes. No, they it was a bunch of college kids that were just had Arch Manning written out on their bodies.

They had the base code. To try to get him there. Yeah. Oh, wait. Yeah. I thought also the Manning broadcast, it is and I think most of us are watched Monday night football in the similar way, just sitting on the couch by yourself, but you can't watch that broadcast if you're with other people.

That's the other part. No, no. You wouldn't be able to watch it if you're with a group that is talking and conversing during the game because you really do have to extra focus. It's really a broadcast for the loneliest people in the world. Yes. Right. Monday night football is pretty.

Unless it's your team, I feel like people aren't gathering. No, right. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, absolutely. Sunday night would probably be a disaster. Yeah. If they ever tried to do it for Thursday night football, it wouldn't work. Right.

Like that kind of thing. Loneliest people and for sports media journalists to tweet about how incredible it is. That was my thing. I've now taken a step back from incredible. I got swept up week one, hand up. I still like it. No, I just, I went from, my grade went from incredible to good. Okay.

That's all. I was watching it and I was like, I feel like the media people are overhyping this because the entire time I was like, I kind of just want to switch back and I eventually did because I was just like, I can't. The media people. Have to make my own decisions here. I do this. I do this.

My hand is up. We get swept up very quickly about anything that's new and maybe also anything that's manning related. It's the perfect storm for, for media columnists to be like, this is the best thing that's ever happened because like the one and the man. I don't know who said this. I'll credit to you, whoever you are, but they were like, this just shows how good it is. Every single network needs to be thinking about doing this type of broadcast.

It was like, no, wait, how many manning brothers are there? Right. Like should they just be on every channel all the time? Yeah. It's really, you put Peyton on any broadcast and it's going to be good. Yeah. He's a very, very good football analyst. He's just speaking off the top of the set and he says he won't have his considerable

head for, you know, two hours at a time and he's always entertaining. I, this is my hope for this is not that every, you know, company does this. My hope for this is that Peyton Manning, it gets Peyton Manning the universal praise that he's looking for maybe and gets him into the booth. It would be so good in the booth. It'd be very funny to see like, uh, like Fox tried to copy it. Like we got the Debtmers. Yeah.

We got Ty Encoy. That would be cool. CBS has the McCown. Yes. Why not? I would watch a Gronk broadcast. Just. I'd watch just them wrestling.

Kelly, Swag Kelly. Yeah. That would be sick. Absolutely. Or Swag Kelly, Billy football. Yep. I do, I do think that they're kind of using me at this point though on the broadcast. They 100%.

I don't, I think that was the only tweet that they showed last night. No, there, there's some producer at ESPN that's, we're going back in time. They're like, you know what would be good is if we got these pardon my take guys, but didn't get bars. But now, but now they've got me over a barrel because like, am I just not supposed to tweet about the broadcast anymore? Because I still like watching the broadcast and I kind of feel like, I feel like I have to kind of, because I've got a budding rivalry against Peyton Manning.

Here's what you guys got. So I don't think that we can just throw that away. I think I need to go after Peyton a little bit harder. Stop playing more curse words in it. That and also do like hashtag barstool sports, hashtag pardon my take on every tweet on Monday night football. Maybe, you know what I might do? So it's like, go ahead.

You want it? Let's see if you really want it. Goodell lies. You know what I might do? Hashtag goodell lies. I might just like put little things in there, little Easter eggs, like start every word in the sentence. So it spells out fuck.

Yeah. ESPN. Yes. Fuck ESPN. Yeah. If you could do that, that would be sick. Okay. Or just stay tuned.

Really, really put them to the test. This is a joke though for the ESPN producer that's 100% listening to this. No, I'm kidding. Fuck you. Yeah. No. One of your tweets is like, have your treat about Peyton Manning and then underneath it just be like, anyone else super horny want to fuck a chick, like hashtag barstool sports.

Like, all right, go ahead. You want to use our clout? Do it. You know what I might do? I might do a little, I might enlist the help of a good friend memes and do a Photoshop and put like a dick in the background of the picture. Like the cover of the little mermaid. Yes.

Yes. Yeah. Might get a penis on ESPN too. Let's see. I mean, it'll be my. I am using you. It'll be my penis on ESPN too. Why am I blanking on our boy's name?

Who? The dead guy with the huge dick. Oh, Mr. Wood. Wood. Get wood. Damn. All right. Let's talk a little college football.

The dead guy with the huge dick. The girl. Yeah. The worst part about that is that sentence made perfect sense. Yeah. Like it wasn't that you said it. It was that we all were like, oh, Mr. Wood. Yeah.

That's a sign of the internet poisoning all of our brains that we absolutely knew what you were saying as you were saying it. All right. College football. Color update. Color update for the college football plan. If they started the college football playoff today, my final four would be Georgia and Bama, which obviously not new colors, but Oregon and Penn State.

New colors. Okay. That's our color update. That Penn State crowd on Saturday night was, I know that we, what do we give ourselves to Halloween that we can be like, man, sports back? No, no. It's going to be like a full year of different sports coming back for the first time. Okay.

Yes. But so that was the first whiteout. Yes. You're definitely allowed to overreact. I didn't. I didn't. I just said it was electric, but it really truly was like, man, I missed this so, so much. That game was incredible.

And my other big note from the college football week three is we have now the potential to have a true chaos year that we haven't had in a very long time because Alabama got outplayed by Florida. They won, but they got outplayed in the second half. The first half of Alabama looked pretty dominant. Florida ran all over them in the second half. In the second half. Like I think Alabama was up 21 to three or something like that when the game started.

I think it looked like it was out of hand at the beginning. And then the quarterback for Emory Jones, right? Yeah. For Florida, he figured like, Hey, I should probably start, stop trying to pass the ball as much and use my feet. And that's winning. That's winning. That's winning.

Don't to play. They did well in the second half than the first, but yeah, they were very close. They were like, that's, that was weird because Alabama, we thought going into that game like, Oh, they have the old school Alabama awesome defense. They got run on 245 yards run on. So Alabama suspect, the SCC West is also really, really loaded. So it's going to be a gauntlet this year, Oklahoma suspect frauds, frauds, Ohio State major suspect also gave them a little bit of a game.

And then you have Oregon where the pack 12 is maybe like after Oregon, they just, no one wants to win a game of consequence. Like Arizona State losing to BYU, Colorado getting like zero yards against Minnesota. They all just keep shooting themselves in the foot. So I, I don't want to take Kirk Herb Street out for a steak, but Cincinnati, BYU, like this, this is, this could be the chaos year we've been looking for for a very long time. Back to what? 2007?

2011, right? Was that the other year where shit got really nuts at the end? I'm, I'm rooting for a chaos here. I'm, I forgot to mention clubs, Clemson barely beat, I mean they, they beat Georgia Tech, but that's a bad Georgia Tech team and they struggled. So yeah, the whole year, the, all the NCAAs sauce this year, Clemson right now, two and one ranked number nine in the AP. So they're behind Cincinnati.

But again, if you don't think that Clemson is going to leapfrog, if they, if they win convincingly in the cupcake games that they have in the ACC, they will leapfrog Cincinnati eventually. Yes. Ahead of Cincinnati, Iowa is suspect. Yeah. No, they've been, they've been dominant. I think, I think that Iowa's, I don't think they're the fifth best team in the country.

No, no, no, no, no, no, they've been dominant though. So you can't, I agree with you. Their offense isn't very good. They've gotten a lot of good turnover luck. I'm not saying, you know, pick sixes. I'm not saying they're frauds yet. I'm saying, as of right now, they have put together a very nice resume in terms of who they beat and they beat Iowa State at Iowa State, which is a, you know, a big time when

who they beat week one. I can't even remember. But they, they get like credit because they have been very good. I do think that Oklahoma is big time fraud. Yeah. Big time fraud. They, they just, they don't look good at all. Like Spencer Rattler was, he's got the name.

I thought he was going to be great mostly just because of the name and because of all the hype that was behind him. Snake emoji. I want the NCAA is a better place when Spencer Rattler would be a good quarterback because you get to say the words Spencer Rattler all the time, but he hasn't looked great and I'm sure that a team is going to draft him a little bit too high. I'm also starting to buy back in on the fact that some team is going to draft Bo Nix in the second round.

Oh yeah. It's going to happen. Bo Nix is. And it's going to be a terrible decision. He really is. I mean, I bet against them because of Bo Nix. But he, I said on Saturday night, his, half of his passes really do look like he's playing for dude perfect, throwing into an invisible trash can somewhere 15 to 20 yards off the

field. Like he just throws these moon shots that his receivers don't even know what's going on. Yeah. I mean, I was on the money line for that one. The fourth down and goal fade to the end zone, awful call, probably the worst football call I've ever seen. I'm not a football guy.

I don't know all the, all the routes and all the schemes and things you can do in the red zone, but it was so, so, so, so, so bad between any other play would have been better between that and Emory Jones, just holding on like basically trying to carry his running back in refusing to give it up on the read option on the two point conversion. Those were some tough end of game situations, but I'm ready for chaos. I love like watching it all break out. I really do. Of course, this could now lead to having just the classic, you know, Oklahoma figures it

out, Alabama, Clemson, Ohio State. But as we sit right now after three weeks, no one's really that impressive outside of Georgia. Like no one has really been in Penn State like, you know, quality wins over quality opponents looking good. Notre Dame might be good too. No, they're not. Houston, which is going to beat them.

You don't think Notre Dame is good. I think Notre Dame might be. They barely beat Toledo. That was two weeks ago. Yeah. And then they, I mean, they didn't, they covered against Purdue, but it wasn't like they blew them out. And they also barely beat a Florida State team that is now 0-3.

I think they might be, I think they might be there at the end of the year. I do not think so. I do not think so. Notre Dame will lose to either Wisconsin or Cincinnati. Hopefully Wisconsin. They've got a tough schedule. Hank, how are you feeling about four Ohio State losses? I feel good.

I mean, they barely beat. Yeah, they were. They didn't look good. I, there was, I mean, I was like, Tulsa, you mean Tulsa has a pretty good defense, but yes. But yeah, I was like, there was a chance they lost that game that made me feel good about the rest of the season. If they, they can almost, they barely beat Tulsa or whatever they beat in my 20, but still,

it was closer than it should have been. It was. It was very close, especially at halftime. I, I got a little bit scared watching that game. I was like, hashtag Hank was right. Hmm. We'll see. A lot of football left, but I'm excited.

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You kind of trademarked that saying. You made it popular. Well, you didn't trademark it. So that's why you're in the hot seat. Tom Brady on Instagram yesterday, uh, used that caption. Well, I didn't create the saying, but yes, I popularized it. You popularized it. Our crew.

Is it, what is it, like a Midwest thing? I don't, it's, it's, I, I've heard it a few times. I don't think it's very popular. I've also seen on a couple, someone show me a, uh, cartoon that someone used it. I don't know, either way. Yeah, it's starting to gain some hot soup coming through. Although Tom Brady probably did trademark it, didn't he?

I don't know, but I don't think you're allowed it. What kind of soups are even allowed on the TB12 diet? Not many. Uh, gazpacho? No, that's all. Yeah, that's right. That's right. It's a million percent tomatoes.

I can ever keep it track, keep track of the TB12 of whether it's like you eat all the tomatoes in the world or none of the tomatoes. You eat all the avocados or none of the avocados, all the avocados, all the ivermectin, all the water, right? Yes. For scabies. Oh, and all the scabies, though. And bleach your asshole with the sun.

Yes. That's it. But Tom also has a podcast. He's got to come on. He's got to come on the show. Wait, wait, wait, are he like there was like your son or the son? The son. Okay.

Do you think you're tougher than the son? The fucking son. Because he got mad at ESPN, ESPN fucking ESPN's on the hot seat, too. They ESPN F1 didn't credit us with the Daniel Ricardo story. They just posted a tweet that was like, Danny Ricardo has confirmed that Netflix was following him from Monza, just didn't say where he confirmed it. And then, you know, I got involved, the AWL is going to involve the started like shitting down their throat.

Two hours later, they replied to the tweet and was like hashtag part of my take. Meanwhile, F1, like the main account, main Instagram account posted the quote with like great credit. So shout out to the real F1. Yes. Way more followers. They're way more legit. Uh, just classic ESPN being terrible journalists.

I just wanted on the record. And then they had to pity, pity credit. Yeah, I want it on the record. So people understand we don't actually care about credit. It's not something that we're like, God damn it, credit us. We think it's very funny how far they go out of the way to make the font super small and all that stuff. So don't think they were ever mad, but it was funny that everyone shamed, uh,

ESPN F1 into doing the follow-up tweet. Two hours later. Yeah, I agree. I don't care. It is funny. It's legitimately funny. It's like a word search. When bad journalism.

When bad journalism, Jake, Jake actually cares. Yes, Jake does care. Yeah, but we don't care. When, when Bleacher Report has like a picture of a stadium and it uses one of our stories and then it's like a magic eye of the people in the stadium where if you stare at long enough, the words PMT come out of it. It's like Jim Harbaugh gives us a quote and they do a maze out stadium. And then, and then the quote is in yellow.

The part of my take is in yellow in the crowd, but F1 shout to F1. They had a great post, great credit tag. That's an everything. So shout to them and they have like 15 million followers. So that was huge. Fuck ESPN, uh, my cool throne. And my point was that I saw Tom Brady, like got mad at them too for not crediting him from a story from like his podcast.

Yeah, Tom's getting into the game. Love it. Content game. Come on the show, Tom. Um, my cool throne is, I guess me by virtue of, of Ben Simmons. I don't have to worry about, you know, Philly coming at me being like a very hated person, Philly, because Ben Simmons is now public enemy. Number one, he said he's not going to report to camp.

He doesn't plan on ever playing a game there ever again. So he's not going to be on the Sixers, it seems like. And he will be the most hated person. I don't, I mean, I know there's been a lot of people, a lot of hate from Philly thrown into a lot of people. No, in recent last, what, 10, 15 years, this has got to be number one. Yeah, it's, I can't think of anyone else who, who was really like, just fucked the city of Philadelphia.

And then it's just like, I hate them. Nelson Aguilar, maybe. No, but you're right. Yeah, like he got traded. Yeah, it's not even close. He didn't say I'm not reporting. It's not even close. Like Ben, I don't understand what Ben Simmons is doing because

sure he wants to be traded, but like you stink right now. And so the first thing you should be doing is practicing. Right. It's like, imagine a firefighter that like started a dozen fires and threw cats up trees, being like, you know what, I'm not coming into work until you guys pay me more. Yeah, until you trade me. Yeah.

Yeah, it's, it's baffling. I, I still think he'd be good some in the right spot. Yeah, that's just me. If we, yeah, I'm, that's, that's, that's me trusting draft picks. You know what? Trusting high draft. You know what you're doing? And you're Carlson wincing Ben Simmons.

Duh, I, if you got drafted number one overall, you don't lose that. If the Celtics could get him without getting rid of Jalen Brown or Jason Tatum, like it'd be all three of them on the same team. Like I would love that. And it would just be fun, you know, for him to be good. Yeah, you'd have to run out and get a Ben Sinners. You like immediate. Oh, I'd be the biggest Ben Simmons fan ever.

I still kind of am just by virtue of like Philly hating him. Like we're kind of just brothers in arms. What about Kyrie? Is Kyrie going to get, I heard like a rumor. I think he's retiring. That he was going to retire if they were going to trade him. If they try to trade him, he will retire, which is a great, great move. He's basically retired already.

Like he's nailed the Ben. Yeah. Successfully. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, all right. Your hot seat cool throw in PFT. Okay.

Um, my hot seat is the Carolina Panthers because it smells mafia time. Officially announced today, Adam Schefter said that, uh, Tarad is out with a hamstring. So it's going to be Davis Mills. I did a little bit of research on Davis Mills just so you have to be prepared and know a couple of things about him. He was the number one recruit. He was the number one recruit at a high school in his class.

Number one guy, that doesn't go away big cat. Nope. Does not. Uh, and it's, although it does, but no, it doesn't. Oh shit. Are they staying at home this weekend? No, they're playing at the Patriots. Okay.

Oh, that's good. Cause there's a fire on the Superdome roof. Oh, they're not even there. Period. How does the roof? They're on the road for the first month of the season. That's bad. That seems bad.

Yeah. It doesn't, it doesn't look good. We don't need no water. Let that mother fucker burn. Yeah. Fuck. Hot seat, the Superdome. Okay.

Uh, yeah. Keep going with Davis Mills facts. Uh, he has nine and a half inch hands. Okay. And he split starting time with KJ Costello at Stanford. Yep. He should have stayed an extra year at Stanford. He fucked me on a, uh, I think it was against Cal in 2019.

Yeah. That's really all I got about Davis Mills. Um, he looks like a low sodium Daniel Jones, like a diet version of day. Like, oh no, the Daniel Jones is too spicy for me. Yes. I do feel bad for, uh, guys who are number one in their position coming out of high school because that actually feels like most of the time it doesn't work out.

And they, like, you can't like walk around being like, I was number one out of high school. Yeah. That's not people don't just different. Like if you get drafted number one overall in the professional league, one, you have money and two, that's something you've got. You've got the picture of you in the suit on draft night with the commissioner. Yeah.

You've got a bunch of articles written about you by national media being like, we'll see, we can't wait to see how this guy plays. And if you are number one coming out of high school and you don't mount anything, the follow up question is what happened. Yes. That sucks. But, but still, that's the most important thing that we can know about Millie football is he was the number one ranked.

You I kind of like that. Yeah. Millie and sounded good. Millie football. Mills mafia. Mount off mafia. Billy, you were like ranked pretty high coming out of high school too. Right.

Number one in my heart. No. If Billy had gone to Stanford, this could have been you. Yeah. In my heart, there's some kind of construction going on. All right. Your cool throne. My cool throne is sexism.

Ooh, sexism is back. It's on the cool throne because I don't know if you heard this in the news, but the Taliban didn't appoint any females to high ranking cabinet positions. What the fuck? So they're canceled. Damn. I regret to inform you that the Taliban is sexist. It would have been no girl bosses.

I'm canceling my vacation to Afghanistan. Good. I will too. I'll cancel yours as well. Thank you. You're going to really regret canceling that vacation. Yeah. I mean, in general,

canceling vacations are good. It's tough, but I have morals. I got to stand for something. Yeah, that's true. That's true. All right. My hot seats is everyone on this podcast except possibly Jake. Quick straw poll.

What was the last time all you guys went to the dentist? It was at the old office. You remember during March Madness when my mouth like felt like it was on fire? Yeah. And I went there and they're like, yeah, you have four wisdom teeth that are pressing on nerves. So what was that? Two thousand seven three years ago, four years ago.

Yeah, ten years minimum from Bubba when I got my wisdom teeth out. When was that two years ago? OK, Hank, I was still living in Williamsburg. So like three or four years ago. Yeah, Jake, I assume you went six months ago. No, two years, but just made an appointment this morning for two weeks from now. So that's momentum. So I would I would after that straw poll, I just I went today.

This is the first time I went in two years. I anyone who has not been there for more than three years, just never go again. Ever, OK, because they she was the dental hygienist was just ripping up my mouth, blood everywhere. And she was like, if you did, if you came in every six months, like you're supposed to, none of this would have happened. And I was like, well, what if I just never came in again? None of this would have happened.

And she's like, yeah, that's also true. So I think the rule is either go very often or never go again. And also, they ding me for a root canal that I need. And cavities. I have to get a root canal in my old root canal. Oh, that sucks. Yeah. And the dentist, who I know, actually said this is a real quote conversation, he's like, you got to get a root canal in your root canal

because it might get infected. And I was like, what if I just never come back again? And he was like the Dan Herron method. I wouldn't recommend that. And I was like, OK. OK. So but I would recommend it to all of you after doing what I had to do today. It is absolutely the worst. And apparently, if you don't go for a while, it's way, way worse.

So anyone who's not gone to the dentist for over three years, just never go again. OK, you'll be good. Well, with mine, it's like I've got four wisdom teeth and there's never a good time for me to get my wisdom taken out. The only time that would be acceptable is like when you had your kid, like a Thursday night, late night would be the only time where I won't have to talk or show up for two days. But besides that, it's like I'm basically would be funny to do a show

with you having your wisdom teeth out. Then it does suck. But I'm not a drug guy. So it does suck. It really does suck. So yeah, that is my hot seat. Seriously, don't go to the dentist. Anyone listening this right now, if you haven't been regularly, just give up. Just give up.

It's way better than having to do what I did today. You know how many of your ancestors survived without ever going to a dentist? Facts, probably thousands of them. And listen, it's not a problem unless you go. Like I didn't know that I had an infection in my root canal until I went today. Yeah. Ignorance is bliss. All right, my cool throat is Matt Nagy, because I think actually now he's full clown car fun.

So I don't know if you guys saw, but he was asked. Reporter asked him, is any Dalton still your starter of healthy? Matt Nagy said, that's something I'm not going to get into with scheme. The reporter said, that's not scheme. Matt Nagy said, yes, it is. So he had to stand off. And then afterwards he left his press conference. He finished his press conference.

He sent someone from Bears PR back out to tell the reporters, Andy Dalton is the team starting quarterback when he is healthy. That's deep. He's doing deep. He had them go back and re answer a question for him. Yeah. So now it's just now he's a clown car. It's funny, whatever. Can you delete all the articles that you've written already? And here's the update.

Andy Dalton is the guy. Imagine doing that. Matt Nagy, there's there's no reason to just go around telling everybody that you see. Hey, by the way, Andy Dalton's the guy. Yeah, like I didn't ask. Like he's the walking sir. This is a Wendy's tweet. Yes, he actually would pull up to a fast food place.

Be like, let me get a McDouble. And also Andy Dalton is going to start for us when he's healthy. Yeah, I just imagine a scene later in the season, like a Friday night light scene where Andy Dalton is laying on the trainer's table. His knee is mangled. Justin Fields looking so healthy and fresh and young and supple. And Matt Nagy comes over to $80, like, can he go? Doctors like, I may never walk again.

The question was, can he go? Shoot him up, get him out there so he can play. Look at me in the eye. I made the man a promise. That's going to happen. It's a fucking clown car. So I I appreciate him at least getting to the funny part because there is that we've talked about it many times.

If your team is going to suck, at least have it be fun and entertaining in a weird, stupid, like clown circus way. And I think we're approaching that very quickly. The only thing that makes me think it's like not quite at clown level yet is just that Nagy seems too sad all the time. He seems like just a depressed individual, which is it's tough to be like, oh, it's a clown. Yeah, I need him to be a little bit more goofy. Yeah, like Mike McCarthy, when he fucks things up, put on a clown nose.

Yeah, he is he is a clown. Yes, Matt Nagy, at least, yeah, like get hit in the face with a pie. Yeah, or dunk your head in some salt or ball. Have any doll hit you in the face with a ball? There you go. We're giant shoes. I still maintain, by the way, to this day that the best thing that you can do if you're a sideline reporter is have footage get leaked

of you getting hit in the head with a ball. Yes. And then you instantly become likable. Yes. Oh, it's that person that got hit with a with a football. Yeah, or smoked. Yeah. That in a broadcaster is catching foul balls behind the plate. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that was great. Bear handed. All right, Jake, your hot seat cool throne.

My hot seat is Seyquan Barclay. He was tailgating with Penn State students over the weekend playing beer pong and he was very bad. Oh, so that went viral. I think I'd probably rather have if I was a coach, I'd rather have my player be really bad at beer pong than like excellent at beer pong. Yeah, no, that's simple. That's simple athleticism and like hand high coordination. But you could maybe be too strong for that tiny little ping pong ball.

Like if he fumbled a ping pong ball in a video, you know, you have hundreds of cameras around you and it's going to go viral one way or another. Remember the NFC championship game when Adrian Peterson took a picture eating French fries before? Yeah. And then he fumbled. Like you can't do that. Fumbles. Yeah, that's going to come back to him. And my cool throne is Bill's Mafia. So they're shooting a commercial for Amazon and they're asking for fans.

$1,200 for a day's worth of work. If you want to jump through a tape. Are you simping for Jeff Bezos now? No. So that would sound a little similar in providing context. OK, by the way, Billy is firmly on Jeff Bezos' side with everything because we walked to that when we went to David Buster's, which was fantastic, by the way. Shout out, David Buster is the greatest place on earth.

Ding, ding, ding. Check out the wow wall. We walked into a mall that was semi empty. It was abandoned and Billy was just like, this is going to be the sickest Amazon fulfillment. No, I was just realizing real estate trends. Yeah, Billy, you were connecting dots in the area. But go to David Buster.

Billy's crazy how the pandemic has only benefited Jeff Bezos. All right, Bill, your hot seat. No, no, no, that real quick for Jake's thing, because Jake is right. They're trying to pay Bill's Mafia. Remember what, $1,200 for a day's worth of work, doing something that you would have done anyways, getting thrown through a table. I love it. So Jake will have all the relative information,

relevant information about that. Yes, supporting the economy, too. My hot seat's Joey Chestnut. He recently competed in a Cincinnati Oktoberfest brought worst eating competition and he like sausages. He won, but he was very closely almost beaten by Mickey Sudo, who was the women's Nathan's hot dog eating champion. Oh, wow.

So he's 68, she ate 66. But think about this, the closest person to get to him in the hot dog eating contest was like he was 72 and the next person was like 45, right, which is like a 23 or whatever. And when you divide, it's like this was closer. Different sport, though, dude. It's a different sport, but the bratwurst are bigger. But the funny thing is Mickey Sudo only ate 45 hot dogs for the Nathan's hot dog

eating contest. So she was able to eat way more bratwurst, even though they're bigger. So she, like, you know, if we're looking at trends, Joey Chestnut might get knocked off this next hot dog eating contest. I'm just saying by a woman. Yeah, that's why he's on the hot seat. OK, why is his reign over? OK, because, you know, he might get beaten to life. Fourth, if these trends are correct,

the Taliban could learn a lot from major league eating about inclusivity. That's all I'm going to say. I'm just saying that's OK. And my cool throne is Belichick Warlock Magic. So Peyton Manning also thought that Belichick was still bugging his locker room while he was playing. And he said that on the broadcast. So, you know, was the Jets locker room bugged?

How is Zach Wilson exploited? You know, these are the things that you learn in Sun Tzu Art of War. Yeah, hey, just because they and his Peyton still mad because we beat him every time, except for when he was on the Broncos, but that was because of the altitude. Didn't count for the air. OK, thank you, Billy. Yeah, that's good.

So Zach Wilson might be bugged and injured. That is definitely when I was talking about earlier, there is my other like the whole media, you know, was sucking the Manning brothers off. You just hate them. I don't hate them, but there's an element of that where it's just like it's kind of like at any moment they're going to bring up the Super Bowls and I'm going to flip the channel. So it's like why even why even why even set myself up for that?

I love it. You just you're you're not you're pre triggered at all times with the manning. But I think I think for good reasons. Just like, yeah, yeah, I don't want to relive those memories. Yeah, and they definitely will. They always do bring it up. Yeah, you would too, if you want a Super Bowl. All right, let's get to our interviews.

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It's in his contract that anytime he wins a tournament, whether it's real or fake, he comes on, pardon my take that week. So he did win a tournament this week. Congratulations. It was a real night cup. Was it real? Yes, it was real. It did look a lot like Fortnite and it is right before the Ryder Cup.

And NFL Sunday, NFL Sunday. That was the part that made me think it was fake because we were watching NFL Sunday. And to Hank's credit, he's like Max is maybe going to win this thing. And we put on the TV and we watched you and the whole time we're like, this isn't a real tournament, but then you win and it's like, oh, he gets a million plus. So congratulations on winning the fortnight cup during the NFL season. Yeah, it's tough. It's tough going against the NFL.

There was, I even looked at the ticket prices and like Saturday was like 70 bucks and Sunday was 30 and I was like, I have a feeling that has something to do with football being on, but, you know, even if we had to do it in the background, not on TV, I'm going to count it as a real, a real golf tournament. Yeah. If the check cash is, I think it counts as being an official win. So I guess you claim that it's a real tournament. The field, what was the field like? Real strong field at the fortnight

Invitational right before the rider number, number one player in the world played. So how can you do better than that there? PFT is that you in the whole world? Are you number one? No, John Rom. Oh, John Rom. I also saw that Max, you are currently number one in the FedEx point standing. So yeah, yeah, you stay there for the rest of the year, which should be pretty easy.

And yeah, just a cool 18 million bucks. You've done the hard work, which is getting out into the lead. So now you just got to keep you got to keep distance right now. Yeah, I always felt any time I ever like bed on a horse, any time my horse was out front early, they got absolutely smoked. So I'm kind of I got to figure out a new strategy. You want us to call in bomb threats on a weekly basis to every tournament so there's never another tournament played and you win.

We could talk about that offline. I need to cut it. But yeah, I mean, it's a, you know, I like I'll do it. Yeah, we'll cut those fortnight bombs. We're talking about fortnight. It's fair, you know, however, whatever a major, yeah, um, you, Phil was playing. So that really, that really you just need to make sure every tournament you play in like either Phil or Tiger, when he comes back, one of those guys, because then

it doesn't really matter. It's just like, Oh, Phil was there. It's a real tournament. When someone said that, I was like, you know what? That checks out. Max won a real tournament. This counts. I like that.

Yeah. Yeah. You just have to have, you got to check the field and make sure there's at least one name where you can kind of lean on and say, okay, yeah. Well, with you guys, it's like Brooks or Colin or what will was a will was there? Oh, I mean, it's a big event. Now, I got to ask the real important question. You shaved your mustache.

You looked, uh, I loved your mustache. It looked like you were wearing a disguise when we turned on the TV and you hit a putt and someone was like, Oh shit, Max just hit a putt. I looked up and was like, wait, where is he? Oh, that's him. You look like Bobby Valentine in the dugout. But that was an awesome mustache. What are you doing?

You won with the mustache and then you shave it. So there's a lot of thought that would do it. You, a mustache man, yourself, a big cat, you probably went through this phase, but at some point there was like this sweet spot on like Monday or Tuesday, where I really liked it. Like I actually thought I looked handsome. And then there was this part that started about Thursday, where I hated it and I looked, I saw your guys post Italian or pervert and I was really, if I had to

wrestle that question myself, I wasn't really loving my look anymore. But my dad is a big Steelers fan and grown up. He, uh, he always would tell me this story, but I think it was Neil O'Donnell shaved his beard before the Super Bowl against the Cowboys and they got dusted. And so I've always been scared to ever change up my face there during the week of a tournament. And I could not wait till Monday to shave. And I had kind of forgot Sunday that it was on my face and I had to do like

this selfie video for the, uh, PJ Toro or whatever. And I like flip it on and I'm like, Oh no, like this is in every picture. Like you look absolutely awful. Some people can pull it off. I decided I just look, I look incredibly creepy and not good. I thought you looked great. You just got to power through those, like those moments of self-doubt. I mean, it's been many years for me.

Um, yeah, the nose tickling thing, dude, it was like going right up my nose. Yeah. But then you, I, if you just power through and you get like a month into having a mustache, it just becomes a party. You can never lose it. I mean, sometimes I rock the full beard, but I like having a mustache. I don't know. It feels like wherever it's very easy for me to grow hair.

So it doesn't take, uh, all that long. So, uh, if I ever like change this up, it just takes like three days to get back. So I'll, I'll kind of workshop it. The way I would, I would describe it as you're never naked with a mustache. Like you go somewhere, you got your mustache with you. It's like, but in a buddy, If you just say the word naked with a mustache, like that's really creepy. Yeah, maybe.

But I think if you show up and you got a mustache, unless you are someone who's trying to maybe commit crimes, it's like, oh, yeah, it might be, but that's the mustache guy. Like, I don't know if you just always have something. It's like something in your back pocket. It's just nice. You know what I mean? You have a fallback like mace or chloroform.

There's something to talk about. You're making it creepy. Not me. I think, I think you're too much into your own head on the mustache. You're not a mustache guy yet. I think big cats, right? If you just kind of live with it for a while, right? You, you, it kind of takes over you.

Right. It becomes a part of your body and then it gets into your brain and then it will get rid of all those negative thoughts that you have about the mustache. This mustache is very, uh, it's a strong minded mustache. Yeah. No, let the mustache take over your body like a parasite. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Become, you become the mustache. The mustache becomes you. Um, all right. So you got 1.2. Has a cash yet? No, has not.

What are you? Are you still doing the thing where you refresh your bank account? I did not know. Can you check? Yeah, let's see. One of these days is going to happen. I also, how many wins will you be like? Oh, like I'm good.

I've done it. Uh, no, it hasn't, damn, it hasn't cashed. Um, like done, like just been like, be happy, like be over it. No, not over it. I guess it's a really probably a bad question. Like I'm so rich. No, yeah, or just like, I guess how many wins before you're, you've like really, really arrived.

You are, you have arrived, right? Like you've won three times on the tour. That's significant. There's, there's, it's probably if you did the history of the PGA tour, there's not many people who've won, you know, three or more tournaments, but is there, what's the next level? Is it like, I guess I, I don't know golf well enough, but what's the next level that you're going for that you're like,

all right, if I can get it to this level, like holy shit. Now, now Max Homer is someone people talk about in major tournaments, not just, oh, Max was here on Thursday and Friday. That was cool. I think on Thursday and Friday, I need to get to that Saturday. I'll go start making myself like a little trophy and like cash in 10 bucks into my account if I, if I make these cuts more in the majors. I honestly think just from like watching sports on TV or whatever,

I think the next step truly is playing well in majors. I think you like kind of skip to that. I won, you know, two pretty big events and then I, you know, I won this one that obviously is being debated as a real, a real golf tournament. Not by us, not by you, by just by people, but three, you know, threes, three, I feel like is, you know, you win one, it could be a fluke. You win two, it's getting harder to argue and win three. It's like, well, it's not a fluke, but you do need to play well

in the, in the four biggest events of the year. You know, you look at the best players in the world. That's kind of what they do. So I guess that would be the next big jump. But yeah, I don't know. I feel like the winning regular tour events, at least I've proven I could, I could do it. I mean, I read that Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Brooks Kepka,

Justin Thomas, they've all won three PSJA tour events, which means I'm in really great company, you know, you know, so that's a way to spin it. But I also have like two made cuts in majors. So I got to boost that. I think, I think you'll know that you finally made it. Once we start having the debate, like, I don't think Max Homa can win the big one. You know, once you get to like the Sergio Garcia level, where everybody's

just like, you know what, Max, pretty good golfer when it's not a major tournament. We'll see if we'll see if you can get once you have a monkey on your back. You you're almost at the place. You got to find a monkey and you got to take a picture and like put it up on Instagram and be like, I'm trying to get the monkey off my back. You know, everyone always says Max Homa doesn't show up in the major tournaments. These podcasts, this podcasting thing, man, like this is this amazing

because before this, you only could ever talk to somebody about when they did have the monkey on their back. But now we're actually talking about finding the monkey on your back. And then we're going to talk about getting off your back. I like that you got to get the monkey on. Yeah, you got to get it on before you can get it off. It's it's it's phases. You have to get you have to make the cut.

I think it goes make the cut on majors consistently. I think it then it's it's the phase of, hey, Max doesn't have a tee time. It's six thirty a.m. on Saturday in Augusta. Then it's can he get the monkey off his back? Then we win. Then we win. I like that. That's a good. Yeah, I think a big one, too, is like when you look at like Vegas lines, if my and I know you like this big cat, if my major major championships,

if my made cut prop bet isn't too close to one 10. Yeah, that would be a good sign of like, yeah, we're starting to believe in the kid. Yeah, no, I've bet it a bunch. You don't you don't make those cuts. But you know, we've totally been down this road. It's nice to be nice for you to be able to be a fan of these guys on the weekend. Amazing. I can't look like the rider cut this week. Can't wait to watch. Oh, did you do they?

Has anyone reached out being like, hey, maybe be ready? Yeah. Xander Shafley's caddy. How many steps away is that from from actually somebody with power? Yeah, that's pretty close. He's closer than me. Would you text me? Because I'm not really sure he goes.

I haven't heard anything negative about Brooks's wrist, but he goes just so you know, if he does happen to not be able to play, I'm going to make a big push for you. Oh, wow. I was like, thanks. Thanks, Austin. I'll be ready. What was the last time that you played team golf? Um, I played like the Walker cut, which is the amateur version of the rider cut

when I was in college. So that was, I mean, it was for Team USA. So it was a, it was awesome. But yeah, it's been a, it's been a while. Now, I don't want to get you into any of our other beefs in the golf world, but I would like your opinion on something. I saw a tweet today that Bryson and Brooks did have dinner together because they're on the rider cup and that Bryson teased something fun coming soon.

What could that be? Man, it could be a lot of things. If he means between them two, I'm not particularly sure. I was kind of thought in the back of my head that maybe Bryson would caddy for Dave at that big match you guys have. But if you are asking me, then I imagine that's not it. Yeah, I don't know. Something about, it's about Bryson saying, Bryson just met, like, met that, you know,

I honestly don't know. I don't really know what they could do that they would have fun, you know, both of them do it. You're in Bryson teased something like a little special fun thing we got in store. It's like hearing your assistant principal be like, we're going to have a little fun if you guys enjoy yourself. Yeah. And it's like he's going to play like a Garth Brooks record for the last 15 minutes of class. He's maybe it's Bryson is going to teach Brooks, you know, about physics and Bryson

thinks it's really fun and Brooks is just going to do it out of the kindness of his heart. I think I immediately just went to like Bryson's probably got like a black and white video of him at the Ryder Cup. Just him. It's a team event, but it's just Bryson, like a little documentary that's 35 minutes long of just slow-mo shots of him walking around Aaron Hills. And that's something fun for someone that would be something fun. I don't know who, but someone would have fun with that. Pete, I imagine you guys would have fun with that.

That's true. You know what? That would be fun for us in a different way. He edits himself into saving Private Ryan and then makes everybody on the team. Watch it. Yes, that's something that's something fun. Let's go USA. So wait, when does the season started? When did the season end? Like a week and a half ago.

OK, so that's the fake tournament part. Yeah, they don't want you to forget golf is a thing. So they just shove it right back in your face. Yeah, that's the part that was hard to wrap your brain around is, hey, the season. It would it's just it would be amazing. Like if that happened in any other sport, because like LeBron and a bunch of the NBA players were kind of complaining this year about how, you know, the season was starting up too quickly and it was like a month or two later.

We had like I barely got home. I didn't even unpack from like the end of the season and just kind of ran it back. So yeah, but yeah, first event of the season. So it's like winning on like sweeping the first series of the season. And yeah, you're just kind of like, you know, I got to I got to be super act like, you know, I was rusty, but I shook off the rust. I got my body right in those eight days. Best shape of your life.

Yeah. Yeah. Best shape of my life. No, we need a whole diet. We need the on pace guy to show up. We need to be like Max home is on pace for 34 tour. Yes. Yeah. Yes. Jake, Jake can get on that. He's the research guy. I'm on pace for a billion dollars.

There you go. He's got that and a cut made at the Masters. What was that? Let's not get crazy. Was there any extra motivation going into it? Knowing that you didn't want to lose in a playoff against a guy named Maverick McNeely that you think about that. But yeah, yeah, that'd been tough.

Eighties villain name. Yeah, that's a he he he has a name of a villain. He's maybe like the nicest kid ever. He should be way like cockier and cooler because he as far as like his like, you know, he should be a very scary guy because he's got the name and he was like a badass in in college. So yeah, when you see the name, it doesn't fit. He's like his body because he just like smiles at you and he's like a nice guy.

Maverick McNeely is like the like someone from diehard or some a nickel. Yeah, bad dude. But I just didn't want to go to a playoff again because I felt like I kind of over exhausted my luck in those. And they I just kind of wanted to get the thing over with and get on my flight home. Did you did you when you hit that putt that you walked off? Has that ever gone the other way on you? Like in a tournament where you started because that was cocky.

Now, it was very cocky like it wasn't you hit it. You probably it was probably still about five feet away from going in. We call that sauce on the tour. You just knew it though, right? I just knew it. Yeah, I kind of knew it. I don't know. It was cocky.

I've never. So here's the thing. I haven't been in that position enough times to have messed that up. So like where I start walking and then it misses, I have done it in like 50th place a lot of times, 60th place even 70th place even. So I've messed that up a lot, but then there's no camera on you. And like no one will ever know that I I cocky walked in and still missed. At that moment, things were going pretty, pretty good.

I kind of felt like even if it if I started walking, it might add to the chances of it going in because, you know, even as mean as golf gods are, they don't want to see a kid with the ugly mustache. Get completely embarrassed on TV is already doing a little bit to himself. So, yeah, I don't know. I don't usually do much cocky stuff, but at that at that moment, it felt right. It was cocky. Like I said, I said out loud, I was like, wow, that was a fucking cocky thing

for a guy who's made his like half of his living roasting people on Twitter. Because that's the other element. Like, if that doesn't go in, that's just forever. That's not good. So not having good. Yeah, I think another way to ask the question that Big Cat was asking earlier about like when you've made it would be when do you when you've become Max, the pretty good golfer and not Max, the guy who's pretty fun to follow on Twitter.

I honestly am starting to think that's just never going to go away. Yeah, probably not. Yeah. I think I need to delete the whole thing. It is it is a tough thing to swallow everybody. Like I meet these people in real life, you know, and they're like, oh, Max, hey, I love you on social media. I'm like, yeah, like, sweet. You guys start sucking at Twitter to just start retweeting all the people

that are like, I'm giving away five million dollars to somebody. Yeah, I just like ruin your feed and then you'll become Max, the decent golfer. I think the answer is actually the same. It's you got to be like competitive on a Sunday in a major and then it goes away because you know how you get that bump in golf. If a guy is in the conversation on a Sunday in a major, he now becomes somewhat of a national name. You know what I mean?

Yeah, people I think you have more popularity already, but it changes how people perceive someone. So that's so the answer of how making it is is all that rolled into one. You need to be in the mix on, you know, a Sunday in Augusta. I'm also struggling and in a good way. But if we're talking about being Max, the pretty good golfer, I have another jump after the Twitter thing is that you guys have, you guys probably don't know this, but you guys have like a very popular

podcast and people really like love you guys. And every golf for it now, it's either, you know, roast my swing. People yell at me or, Hey, Max, Big Cat actually loves you. And, you know, PFT is that he's watching. Like that's what I get also more of. And like I had two kids, two dudes show up to the golf tournament this week on Saturday, I think in shirts with writing on it, saying we are homosexuals and it was as cool as can be.

But the problem is I'm like battling this Twitter thing. Then, you know, the number one sports podcast in the world. And then my own, you know, kind of shortcomings and majors. So this is a, this is a long, a long hill to climb. So I'm hoping for that. But, you know, I get, Hey, when are you going on part of my take? Let me know when you're on part of my take. And I'm like, Hey, like they got Peyton Manning on that thing pretty recently.

And like now Big Cat's friends with Aaron Rodgers. So I think, you know, I'm not really you a guy. No, I'm not. He likes you, the whole fucking cow thing. No, I mean, we appreciate you saying that we love having you on. So you just got to keep winning. I actually had one last question about it because, well, just let me aside. If anyone ever yells, Big Cat actually is rooting for you. Just know that they're lying.

Oh, I know. Yeah. Okay. Good. I know. Unless I bet on you, then I am rooting for you. And I do bet on you. Do you think you have trouble playing on the road? Because now two out of three of your wins have happened in California, your home state. Yeah, I do. I must. It's like, again, I played real well on the West coast and real shitty in the middle of the season. But that's, you know, that's growth. It's just, I don't know.

I like, I like the, I've only one on the two coasts. So some people are saying I'm a coastal leadist. I need, I need to be in the air shot of an ocean of an ocean. So the John Deere, you need to win the John Deere. By the way, that was the rowback question. We're going to give you a free rowback Q zip. Not that you, you know, need, need a free gear now because you have 1.2 mil. But putting code PFT, you get 20% off.

Actually, the best stuff to wear on the golf course, you can have a mustache and a rowback Q zip and everything works out. So putting code PFT, you get 20% off. PFT, do you have a last question? Yeah, I was just going to say, like when it comes to the mustache, what you have to do is you have to start growing it like six days, seven days before every tournament. So that way it's not like uncomfortable by the end.

You can't turn your back on the mustache after you win with the mustache. You're a mustache guy now, Max. It's not really up to you. It is enough to me. My wife just walked by and said it only takes me one day. She also, now that she's outside and doesn't know, I'm saying this, we were at dinner last night with a couple of friends and they were like, why did you shave the mustache? And she didn't know that the term manscaped isn't for the face.

So she said, you know, I just needed, if I have the mustache, I need to do a better job of manscaping, trying to explain her. That's not, that's not the correct use of the term. Yeah, you putting from the rough. Nice. Oh, man. So yeah, so that was a tough scene. Well, can I ask you guys a question?

Yeah, of course. It'll be how close are we to see in 50s eyeballs? What is it? Oh, how close are we to see in 50s eyeballs? Oh, we're pretty close. I think we're like, I don't know, 20,000 subscribers away. We're going to do a sub-a-thon. We need all the help. We're doing a sub-a-thon on Thursday night. It's the Texans Panthers game.

So I mean, that's going to have a massive audience already, I can tell. They might get 20,000 people watching just that game. You have Davis Mills and Sam Darnold, just like, you know, Raven Steelers, legendary rivalry. Very similar. So we're close. We're getting there. But I don't know if people I've gotten some more feedback recently

that some people don't want to see the freak eyes. Yeah, yeah, some people don't. But you know what, they're coming. OK, you really have to take, do you have to put like, be aware of where a camera at least at work? Like you don't have it on all day. That's what the biggest pain in the ass is. It's like, I always have to be aware of when somebody's shooting

something for like TikTok or for one of the like social media accounts that we run here, and then I either have to hide in the background and like hit the deck or find some sunglasses to put on. Or worse, if they do a take and I'm in the background without sunglasses, I have to like apologize to them and they have to decide whether or not they want to reshoot it. It's a big thing. Maybe that's the answer. Is that you don't we don't even make a big deal of it.

You just start being in the background of everything without sunglasses on. I could then that could ease people in. I could do that. Yeah, you know what I mean? It's like you decide whether or not like, you know, I don't know. And then we get and then we can get Zoom, Twitter and Zoom, Instagram. They all they find the background, you know, the little things. Yeah, they all think that they've gotten some like big thing. And it's like, well, PFT already said that he was not going to wear glasses

in the background. Yeah, that's not it's not a bad idea. So I but we're still going to do the sub and Billy's going to the entire sub. Max, it just occurred to me that we've never the three of us have never spoken in person, have we? No, it's it's BS. I've never never the I started meeting you guys in like COVID times where it's just not the same. I play video games with Hank. Yeah, plus the dance.

We're like, when you go to a wedding and and and they have to like dance around saying that they met online. Yeah. You know what I mean? Exactly. That's our relationship. Like, well, we're just we're just online bros. Yeah, online bros. Maybe we wouldn't get along in person. Maybe we would. At some point we do.

We do need to try that on. Actually, I don't know if I do now because we get along so well. I don't want to ruin the friendship. Yeah, I would like to actually sucks and I would like to because Max, I do I do appreciate your friendship because I do like I am rooting against you at times, but that's more because you actually can take it. And there's very few people who like I could be like, oh, wow, Max didn't make the cut again and not be like, fuck you, dude.

Do you know how hard golf is? So I do get I do get these texts from people. They'll pick on me like if I haven't listened yet. So I save on my podcasting for like when I go practice or when I'm traveling. So I like overload all of them. That was why it was so funny. I texted you about the Mount Rushmore gate. And that was just so funny because I'd listened to him out of order

and it was just way better. But I'll like, if I haven't listened to the pod yet, somebody will text me off big cat PFT. They roasted you this week. And I'm like, just so you guys know, I was like, big cat, mostly text me before and says, oh, man, yeah, no, I got you. Max, we met last month. I followed you at the northern trust.

Oh, that's you did. I did. Oh, that's right. The only person I've met in person is Jake. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. No, I do. I text you when I roast you. It's all natural. And then after the roasting, I'm like, that was probably mean.

So then I'm like, Hey, just a heads up. Like I'm not changing anything I said. I love it. I'm not I'm not deleting it, but I just want to give you the courtesy of saying, hey, I did make fun of you again. And that's high class right there. Yeah, you don't have to delete it. But yeah, you know, that's high class.

But no, I love I love it. Actually, like I said, when I'm at tournaments and everyone's screaming about it, it really does make me laugh. I'm thinking to myself, man, you guys, you guys, you're either missing the point or you're you're you're so deep in the joke here as far in as I am at this point. You know, it would be kind of wild if there were some listeners of the show that thinks they actually think that big cat hates you.

And then they hate you and they show up and they're like, fuck Max. I hate that piece of shit. We should sell homosexual shirts. So we should. Yes, I do that. It is funny when I hear people yell like, hey, you know, for the crowd like, I'm a homosexual. And I literally one time heard some guy yell it and the dude next

to him was like, yo, like, what? And he's like home, like home. And he was like trying to explain it. And I was like, this is an impossible thing to explain. It makes a lot of sense if you listen to the podcast or if you get PFT soon. But the guy turns him. He's like, the crowd is a very random thing to kind of yell out in public. He's like, that's very brave of you.

Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Like, you know, like, yeah, I'm proud of you, but this doesn't feel like the right time. That's perfect. That's perfect. Well, Max, thank you very much. We'll be watching next tournament. If you win, you're just coming right back on. So if you do win every tournament this year, you will be on the podcast every single week. We appreciate it.

And we'll talk soon. Good luck finding that monkey. Yeah, I'll go find the monkey. Thanks, boys. You guys are the best. Max, I'm still holding you the $69 you owe me. I will get you 69. Wait, I thought I owed big. I feel like I owe a big cap.

You have to $69, Billy. You said you'd give me $69 on Twitter. This is because you like actually want it. That's the joke with like, hey, you got to pay us some of the money. Like I'm going to collect. Right. I know that's sad. It did make Billy. I'll just I'll give you, you know, Billy, after this, I'll give you.

Don't know about it. I'll just give Billy $69. This is what Billy's one of the guys who's not even on the joke, where it's like when we asked when we asked Josh Allen, like, you owe a 7% of your contract, Billy's like, are you guys going to collect that or what? Do you need something to strong arm it? Yeah. My frauds don't pay me.

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PMT 14 up to 14 free meals, including free shipping. Now here is Sam Pittman. And now for something completely different. OK, we now welcome on a very special guest. It is the Boss Hog. It is the coach of the Arkansas Razorbacks. It is coach Sam Pittman. Coach, thank you for joining us.

We appreciate it. Let's start with what we got going on right now. So three and O season, Texas A&M at Jerry's World this week and how we feel in midweek. We're talking to Wednesday. We're going to run this or talking to Tuesday. We're going to run this Friday. Well, we've had a good week of practice.

We're excited to go down there and play them. You know, we haven't beat them in nine, nine straight years. And so we have a lot of work to do. They're a powerful SEC team. But, you know, we like our team. Our team plays really hard. And we're a little bit about our health. You know, we've got to we don't know if we got a couple of linemen

that we don't know if can go or not. But other than that, we're pretty good shape. Is there anything that Jerry Jones can help you out with in Jerry's World? I know, you know, he's obviously a giant Razorbacks fan himself. An alumni played there. Are there any windows he can open up at certain times? Let the sun in when they've got the ball, maybe in their wide receiver's eyes. Is there anything like that you've discussed with Jerry?

Well, I'd like to turn the lights out if they're throwing deep, you know, maybe hit the lights real quick. You have back on or or maybe, you know, if we can sneak a guy, you know, off the sideline or something like that, turn the lights out. And then amazingly, it comes on and the guy's wide open. That'd be nice. But I really haven't had a chance to talk to Jerry about that. So your career in football has, you know, you kind of been all over.

You get the head coaching job at Arkansas. You were at Georgia as the offensive line coach and coached offensive line for many years. What that's a very football guy, obviously, position group to coach. What when you're coaching offensive linemen, when you're trying to get the most out of them, what are you looking for in an offensive lineman? Because I just want to talk football. Like, I want to hear you tell us what makes a perfect offensive lineman. Well, the first thing you look at his feet, but then kind of 1A is you look at how hard they play.

You know, it's hard to make a guy who doesn't want to play hard, play hard. I mean, it really is. And we're very fortunate that we can go out and recruit. And I tell our coaches all the time and shoot, if they're not going to play hard, you know, we have to pry them and prod them to play hard. We've done a terrible job in recruiting, but that's that. And then you have to be able to bend. You know, a guy has to, you know, have leverage and it's hard to get leverage

unless you can bend at the hips. And then it's just all about athleticism at that point. You know, you're trying to kind of recruit a bigger defensive lineman to play offense, if that makes sense. Yeah, I would imagine, too, the way offensive line has gone. Like 20 years ago, you were probably recruiting a different guy than you are today because it does feel like offensive linemen have gotten significantly more athletic. Well, they have, you know, and I'm so damn old that, you know, back in the day,

they, you know, you couldn't even use your, your hands back when, you know, when I first started recruiting guys and all those things. So the game has allowed for more athletic offensive linemen just because now they're able to use their hands and, and their athletic ability a little bit more. So, you know, I've been really fortunate in my career. I think I've had 28 guys drafted and seven first rounders. And, and, you know, all of them had one straight quality and they love to play. But, you know, that's the thing about it is, you know,

right where they have a big old good and then a small one, you know? And so I like, I like great big guys and have my whole career. Yeah, do you ever find yourself, you know, are you still hands on coaching the offensive line, even though you know, you have to like pry yourself away from it at times? Because that's the one thing that, you know, you're true love. I love that question because it's a great question because it's hard for me to take my eyes away from the offensive line.

And I made a big conscious effort to coach the team, you know, and I was so fortunate because I hired Cody Kennedy and Cody and I work together. He was, he's my grad assistant at Georgia. And then he went on and coached our line at Tulane, but he talks the same talk as me, his coaching philosophy, the way he talks to kids, the way the terminology, it's all exactly the same. So, you know, I have, I watch every piece of tape on offense, defense, special teams, and I write my notes down and I have suggestions.

But I try to stay away from the offensive line as much as I can. Not, not in this, let's say this, I try to be as even at the old line group as I am at any other group because, you know, I don't want our kids to think, well, you know, he's got more value. He, he placed more value on the old line than anybody else because I really don't. Yeah, I read that you have six centers on your team this year. Is that still true? You still got six of them?

Still have six, you know, I, you know, there's two people that handle that ball every snap, every snap, and that's the center and the quarterback. And, you know, I ran into when I was at North Carolina, I got to my fifth center and I was so fortunate that, you know, the kid went in there and played and the, and the fourth or the third one had broke his right hand. He was snapping with his opposite hand, you know, just to kind of survive. And so I'm so nervous, you know, on Saturday mornings, we have our meetings and I know Cody gets mad at me, but I'll go, OK, what happens if he goes down?

OK, what happened? We'll get to the fifth center, sixth center, the fifth left tackle. And to be honest with you, Kirby Smart used to do that to me when I was coaching over at Georgia too, and I was going, damn, he thinks we're going to get to the 100th left tackle. But to be honest with you, last week, we, you know, we got hurt. We got beat up and one kid played three different positions. So you mentioned Kirby, you came directly from Georgia.

You have a leg up in the SEC and the fact that you are not a former Saban assistant. So that means you can actually maybe beat Nick Saban. Maybe you have a chance to do that. Yeah, right, right. What is it about Coach Saban, especially when you were at Georgia, you played him, you played in the national title game against Alabama. Was there, did like you ever sit in a meeting and Kirby was like, man, it is, it's tough as an assistant because he knows what I like and don't like.

And is that a real discussion that happens? You know, when we played Alabama in the national championship game, I talked to Coach Smart, not then, but when I took the job here and it was you know, you probably feel the same way about Arkansas as I did when we played Alabama, you know, you help your team recruit and you help them get great players. And then if you leave, you got to turn around and play against them. You know, I felt like Kirby felt that way a little bit, you know, going into the national championship game against Alabama.

Of course, the next year we played them in the SEC championship game, but I kind of felt that way here a little bit. You know, I, I hope I did a good job of recruiting when I was at Georgia. Next thing you know, we have to play them because of COVID and then this year we got to play them again. So no, those, those, those never really came up. But the, the, the way that I would bet, and I may be wrong, but I bet the, the, the template of everybody's practices and their organization comes from Coach Saban. Interesting.

And he does. As far as the recruiting trail goes, do you still write handwritten letters every single day? Yeah, I do. You know, I, I got on our guys last night a little bit. I said, God dang man, I'm going to get freaking writers cramped. You guys keep making at nine o'clock every single night. Our recruiting staff comes in and they do a great job. And it's either it's always notes, then it's either text calls or film review from nine to 10 every night.

And it always has something to do with handwritten notes because, you know, it's a something of the past a little bit, you know, and I think it's, I think there's power in it. And it's not, it doesn't take long to write them. And, and so that's what, yeah, I still do it. I used to write 25 a day when I was at North Carolina and every morning, just write them and write mamas and daddies and grandpa's, anybody. Now, doesn't it, isn't that like a, a, like the knife twisting a little bit in

your heart? If somebody chooses not to go to school with you, even though you've spent all that time, you've wasted all that ink. You know, what's amazing is I'd go into home visits and, and in the middle of the, of the dining table, there'd be these stacks of notes just sitting there, you know, and so I knew they, I knew they were powerful. My job is to make a guy get so close to him that he cannot say no in recruiting. And there's something to do with those notes, you know, but yes, if, if you write all those, you're going down and waste a lot of,

a lot of ink, but it's only way to me. That's the only way I know how to recruit. So you're known as a fantastic recruiter. What are the few rules? Cause we've obviously never gone through this process, seen this process. What are the rules when doing a home visit that you always adhere to? Like, you know, gotta, gotta always eat seconds of whatever mom is cooking, take off your shoes. Are there rules that you always, when you go on home visits, you know exactly what you're going to do?

Right when you walk in the front door, you look and you see if there's any shoes sitting there. And if they are, you better hope you socks don't have no holes on them. Half the time I don't wear socks and so whenever I go recruiting, I know I need to, you know, and I'll put them on and things of that nature. And then if you ever hear somebody's, you know, this is her specialty, you better chow down on it. You know, you better keep eating it. I'm not for sure that if that's not how I got the

look I have now, you know, I always had this great physique I have right now. You go in there and not, you know, the old stories with Barry Switzer, you know, he would find out what kind of beer, the old story of the Pearl beer at Oklahoma. And I'm sure there's a hundred percent truth to that. You know, you just anything that, that, uh, folks when you go in their house that they can feel comfortable because they're probably uncomfortable when you first walked through the door,

anything that, that they can feel comfortable with you. That's, you know, that's really what you're trying to do. Yeah. You've never been on like a surprise double date situation where they scheduled two coaches for the same night and you had to share a table, right? Yeah, we've had to, we, you know, I remember recruiting Rocky Calmas when I was at Oklahoma and we sat in there and, and he was a great player at the university and Rex Ryan was with me and Rex, I said, Hey Rex, it's about time to go, you know,

Oklahoma State sitting out there. I, you know, he's like, Oh hell with Oklahoma State where to stay in here. And his brother was a defensive coordinator. So walked by the car and said, you guys are wasting your time. We've already sealed this thing up. You find, you can be third and fourth in line on a quality player and you just set out there and the set out there in the driveway or on the street, just waiting your turn.

If, if you pulled up, let's say you're recruiting the two of us and you pulled up and I said, Hey, you know what I really want to do coach is I want to watch a movie with you. You sit there and watch a two hour movie. Done it. I've actually, I've actually went to the movies with, uh, with Dan Skipper. Really? Yeah. And, and trying to get him, he picked, it was a horrible movie by the way, but I can't remember the name. But yeah, if they want to watch a movie that we'll watch a movie. They want to go out and shoot hoops. You know, I'm not going to make many of them,

but I'm damn sure going to be out there shooting them. You know, just whatever they want to do. And, and, um, you know, just, it's, you know what it is. It's like y'all's job. It's a relationship business and, and that's what it is. And you try to try to go with the flow as much as you can and, and put on a happy face all the time and see if you can't get them to believe in you. Love it. You mentioned Rex Ryan. I know that you coached with him. I believe John Harbaugh was on that staff at the same time at Cincinnati,

right? Man, they, I mean, coach had a hell of a staff there, not including myself, obviously, but Don Martindale was on that staff, who's the coordinator at the Ravens. John Harbaugh was there. Rex Ryan was there. A Bob Wiley who, you know, was a coach for a lot of NFL teams. He was there myself. I'm sure I'm missing some really quality coaches, but those guys were all there on that same staff in 96. Yeah. So what was that? Like, who was it? Was there an alpha? Was there like,

you knew that Rex was the alpha? Oh, yeah. I mean, Rex walking the room lighted up. I mean, he, I mean, he still can. He's, that's just what kind of personality was. John was one of the high coach. Harbaugh was one of the most highly respected guys on the staff. I can still remember the day that he left Cincinnati to go to Indiana and I was out on the road with the head coach and he called me. He was nice enough to call me and say, I'm getting ready to call the head coach. Coach. And I was like, Oh hell that, I mean, it ain't gonna be a good recruiting

week for me, you know, but John was such a special, special, special teams coach. I mean, he was outstanding. That's how you got to break in the NFL or not break. I mean, he earned it and then turned him into man, what a quality head coach he is. A wonderful man. So there's a story about how you invited Rex down to help you build like a play scape in your backyard and how Rex just, he's not a very handy guy allegedly. So maybe there's another story that you might have about Rex where what's like a talent that Rex has that you wouldn't necessarily expect him to have?

Well, really, the story on that one was is that we built, I'm the carpenter. And so he asked me over to build a fort for his kids when we were at Norman. And then his big quote was tornado can come through here because it was so big. He said, tornado can come through here to wipe the house out. But the four to be still standing. Well, then when he got the Ravens job, he flew me out and we built a fort that was three levels of Ford. And I mean, it was incredible.

But he's not he's not the handiest guy. I will say this, that we went for a week recruiting together and he come walking out and a pair of sweats and a Walmart bag full of underwear, toothpaste and toothbrush and that was it. There was no luggage, no clothes, no nothing. And I said, now what you going to do when you run them sweats, you know, start stinking up a little bit and he said, oh, you got plenty of them. So, I mean, that's just that's Rex.

And he could wear the same thing every day and people would would love him. Yeah, I we always talk about culture, especially in in college programs. You take an Arkansas team that was kind of down and out last year. You win. I'm counting the Auburn game as a win. Just so you know, so you win four games last year. You guys got screwed in that game. 3-0 start this year.

What is it like that culture that you change that gets guys to buy in? We're honest as a day is long. You know, what we say is what we're going to do. I think that's the biggest thing. You know, I didn't come in here with a lot of cliches and promises or anything. I wanted to reflect the state of Arkansas, which I think is a blue collar, hardworking state, you know, lunch pail type state and I wanted the football program to reflect that.

And so we were honest with them. I hired a lot of guys around me that had the same beliefs. But no one thing if you're selling something and that's what we are. You have to have a whole lot of people believe the same thing. And you can tell whether a person believes that Arkansas is the best job in America or they don't. And I want a lot of guys around me that believe that, hey, this is it. And I know people think I'm crazy when I say I think this is the greatest university in the country. I do.

I mean, that's my opinion. I can have it and and that's what I believe. And I wanted people around me to believe the same thing. And once you get that going, your players start believing in a little bit more. And then, you know, it can go up like wildfire, you know. Yeah. And the fans, Arkansas fans are special. They're they're a special bunch. They can definitely smell the BS from from a mile away.

When you were when you were going through the process of, you know, maybe becoming the head coach, did you know that Hogville was like tracking the plane numbers, the tail numbers on all the jets? Did you have to take precautions so that, you know, your flight wouldn't show up on a message board? No, you know, I wouldn't be honest with you. I wasn't I wasn't very far along in the process. I talked to Hunter and your check for about 20 minutes,

about a week before I got the job. And I went home and I told Jamie, I said, you know, I don't know if he does interviews because, you know, out of respect because people wrote letters and all that kind of stuff. But I just didn't think I had any kind of chance. We were getting ready to play LSU at Georgia in the championship game. So I didn't pay much attention to it, to be honest with you. But I heard they were they were tracking flights and all that. They sure were tracking them to me because they didn't come out there

and see me until they come pick me up. And now, do you know exactly why you had Arkansas football blocked on Twitter when you got the job? Well, oh, yeah, I'm 100 percent sure why I did because whenever I left it, I was an old line coach, man, I don't know what the big deal was. But when I left, the old fans weren't too kind to me. And I thought, well, hell, I just block them out and I won't have to worry about it. So that's the truth.

And if I get something on Twitter, I don't like I block them now. You know, you can be negative to me once, but twice shame on me. Yeah, we actually have a co-worker who's a Mississippi State fan who you have blocked on Twitter. He asked me to ask you to unblock them. No, I'm not going to do it. Love it. I love it. I respect your decision. Well, also the fact that Brandon's

well, let me say, let me say this, he might be a wonderful person and a wonderful man. No, but I'm not. I'm not. Yeah. No, I respect your decision. I just had to ask for him because he's been asking me, you know, all week. Like when you talk to coach Pittman, asking why I'm blocked. He knows why he knows why he knows why he's blocked. He might have made a weight joke. Let's just say that. OK, so he deserved to get blocked.

I stand by your block of him. It is very funny, though, that you got hired by Arkansas and the Arkansas football account tweeted out like, Hey, can we get unblocked? I didn't know it, you know, and Kyle Parkinson, our SID, he came to me and said, you know, you have, you know, the football program blocked us. Now I didn't know that, but we unblocked it quick, fast and hurry. I promise you that. Yeah, I love it. I was watching some of your Yes, Sir videos to get ready for this interview.

And you've got the best. It's the best catchphrase. It's simple. It's to the point, but it's great because your Yes, Sir hits different. And I was wondering, could you teach us like what are the keys to saying Yes, sir? Well, you kind of got to start low, you know, like, yeah, like that, you know, kind of build up to it. And then the sirs just, you know, yeah, sir, and then just loud as you can, you know, it started because I told the offensive linemen, I said, you know, a simple Yes, sir,

take you a long way in life, even if you don't believe it. Just a simple Yes, sir. And so they started, you know, I had to be asked him a question and in the whole line room, they'd be going, Yes, sir, you know, making fun of me, you know, and all that. And so finally I taught them how to really say Yes, sir. And then Justin Fields committed to George and the George recruiting department came to me and said, Hey, can you do a Yes, sir for Fields? I said, I didn't even recruit him.

You know, I mean, I can, but it looked kind of silly. And so I did it. And then it kind of caught on then every offensive linemen we ever, you know, recruited after that, it was a Yes, sir deal. So maybe that's why Justin Fields transferred to Ohio State. I know the real reason why. Maybe he transferred, you know, I don't know this guy for that. That's right. Yeah.

He's like, I don't know this guy. Why is he? Why is he taking credit for recruiting me? You're a hundred percent right. It was my fault. Last question for me. And this has been great coach. We appreciate your time. We are good friends with the must bus.

So how often do you talk to him? This is seems like a full culture swing for Arkansas, both basketball and football, everything's on the up and up. You know, he's a neat dude. I mean, he's, you know, he's so much more involved in media and all those things that I am, and I get a laugh out of it. You know, it seems like every week he has a three or four part series about going to the game and, you know, wears T-shirts, Pittman for coach of the year,

all that kind of stuff. And but he's a he's a really good dude. High, high energy. I mean, unbelievable energy, but he supports the heck out of me. And hopefully he feels the same way from me to him. But we all I think it's really it's really kind of cool here because we all support each other and I'm not talking about I'm talking about softball track. You know, all every sport golf, you know, I met with some ladies from the golf

recruiting team last week and and softball as well. You know, we just want the state of Arkansas to do well in all sports. You know, if we can help, we certainly will. And he's that way. He's he's a wonderful person. Let me throw this out there. It's been a while. It feels like since we've had like a prominent power forward tight end combo in college, maybe we get a dual recruiting thing going with you and must.

And you guys find a guy who can do both. Well, I'll tell you this. I'd let him be the lead recruiter. If that's what the case was, he's pretty good now. So but heck, yeah, we'd take something about big guys that can jump. We sure would blend them to us. So they they practice 12 months a year nowadays. Yeah. When he shows up when when Eric shows up

and he's like, hey, can can I put on a pair of pads and a uniform? Get a picture taken for for my recruiting purposes. My only complaint with that is like the the jersey that I saw him wearing, it fit too well. You got to give him like the you got to give him like a center's uniform, you got to make him your seventh center triple X. You're right, man. But you know, I don't think he'd do it because, you know, he always got to be looking good, you know, so I don't know if he'd do it or not.

You try it though. You should do the opposite and get dressed up in an Arkansas basketball uniform. Maybe like old school 70s and small shorts. Somebody told me the other day, I mean, somebody text out or whatever it is and and, you know, must took a shirt off after some big win, you know, and they were like, Hey, Pitman, I was all hell. No, that is not happen. If you if you beat Alabama this year, you got to take your shirt off in the locker

say it right. Let's do it. Come on. Set it up. I can't do it. Come on. All right. How about if you win the SEC? I ain't trying to embarrass myself anymore and I already do. I think at SEC championship game, shirt, shirt gets popped off. I'd have undershirt on underneath if I did that. I think somebody wants to see that.

All right. Well, coach, we really appreciate it. Can you give us your best? Yes, sir. Before we get up. That's good. I love it. And that is why Justin Fields transferred to Ohio State. That's why he went to Ohio State. Quick, fast and the hurry. Yeah. Did that video.

Apologize to George, an old old nation. All right. Well, thanks so much, coach. Good luck this week. It's my pleasure. I really enjoyed it. Yeah. Good luck, coach. We pull for you. Yeah. Your hogs. OK, let's wrap up.

Guys on chicks. Shout out, Dave and Buster's again, by the way, our favorite place in the world. Ding, ding, ding. Go get more. Ding, ding, ding at Dave and Buster's guys on chicks. Hank, what's the mood at? Where are you at? Where are you at mentally? What's your mental state at? It's two minutes, Tuesday, kind of every Tuesday is the same.

Yeah, you seem a little down. No, I'm good. Just Tuesday. You have a good weekend. Yeah, a little tired. Did you go to the gym? I did go to the gym. You get beat up. You train or spar with you?

Yep. Kick your ass. Sure did. Are you hit? Yeah, Hank's boxing trainer is a female. Yeah. So he's punching a little. No, no, no, no. Classic bar stool.

It's not boxing. It's Muay Thai. OK, Muay Thai wrestling around. Oh, you're getting choked out by Jiu Jitsu. Yeah, it's actually Muay Thai, Jiu Jitsu and Kapu Wara. Where? Yeah, they dance in between rounds. Yeah, he dances and just fights her. They dance, then chess, then fight. It's pretty much a date, honestly.

That's my dream date. I'm just waiting for you to be like, are you guys done? You fuck? OK, we're done. Hey, guys. Hank on chicks. Hank's trainer. What? What's wrong?

No, I just never tell us anything ever again. Correct. OK, my boyfriend recently told me that when he's wearing shorts, he pulls the bottom of his shorts up so that he can pee out of the bottom rather than having to untie the waistband. Is this something that all guys do or is he just some lazy weirdo? Yeah, no, I've done it a lot. In fact, like during rugby games,

that's the only way that you can pee. Sometimes guys would pee on the field just by taking a knee, pulling one of the shorts to the side, and then it's really tough. You get tackled into that later. It's actually incredible. You know how they always are like, you know, if sports didn't exist, you know, you'd use your brain power to cure cancer. We'd be on Mars or whatever.

I actually think that the majority of male brain power is figuring out how to piss in certain situations. Like the there's nothing better than then pulling off behind a open car door piss and being like, I am a genius. This is the smartest man alive. Me, actually, the real genius move is on NFL sidelines when somebody has to piss and they just stick towels down their shorts. Yeah, and they just pee hands free.

Yeah, I might just start doing that. Just rolling around with a backpack filled with like hand towels. Yeah, you repeat off a moving bike. That's one that I've done. That's fucking awesome. That's like George Carlin's. You'll never see a man take a shit while running full speed. Yeah, I never thought I would see somebody peeing on a bike.

Try it. Just peed your pants on a bike. No, I peed off the bike. Wait, were you on the pegs and somebody else is pedaling? No, I was pedaling and I was leaned over. This is so much cap. I could absolutely do it right now. Get me a bike. Jake, I need a rating.

Is this cap? I could get me a bike. Why would I? Don't we have a bike? A stupidest thing to lie about. Should I bring it in? You haven't. Where could I go, though? Where do you want me to go?

But how? On the New York, when you like on the streets, I'll probably get arrested. You know, we should do it. Dick will be out. We should bike around Manhattan and then not get off. Well, next time we're in a a different location that that maybe like we're in a hotel where we can go behind the hotel. I'll fucking do it.

We prove all you wrong. You would just your knees are moving up and down so much. No, you lock. You kind of lock. You kind of lock. You kind of coast. Oh, and also you got one hand. You can go no hands, too. I can I can go no hands on my bike all day.

Are you standing up on the pedals? You're kind of leaning over. You're like half leaning over. There's no chance. Yes, yes. Standing up on the pedals, I could see. You could do that. I didn't even think about that.

There's point, Billy. Zero chance. Big Cat pulls us off and survives. Yeah. Now, obviously, you get a little bit of pee on yourself. But like, who cares? A tiny bit of pee on yourself. I'm with that.

It sounds like Captain. Why would it? That's such a random thing to say. It smells like some other fucking cat. It's all right. I will prove it. And then you guys have to buy me a bike. If I prove I already got you a bike.

You gave it to someone else within a week. Actually, it was a year, but I only wrote it once. We'll get you a new bike if you can pull this off to completion. Easy, easy. But yes, peeing in random places and in and pushing yourself to the limits, nothing better. One time I was I was doing some excavation work, some like almost demolition at this like old dirt.

It used to be like a creek bed and there was just a tube that was going into the ground and I saw it and I was like, I don't know why. Yeah. But I have to pee into this tube that goes to a mystery location. A hole's a hole. Who knows where it goes. Yeah. So I just peed in it and like Lord, there might have been like underground

mole people. They use that for drinking water. Yeah. But yeah, it went on their head. Guys, guys see a hole and it's like, well, I'm going to pee there. Yep. Absolutely. Pinging a drain, peeing in a sewer.

A river. All that shit. Oh, it's the best. It's the best. Hey, big cat, PFT, Billy, footlong and honk. My boyfriend got fat the past two years, but I like him better this way. He's been going on a Keto diet trying to lose all the weight. How do I stop him?

You can just sneak carbs. Yeah, it's pretty easy. Just buy, just wait. No, you're going to sneak it. Just be like, here's, no, these are diet. This is low fat ice cream, zero carbs and just give him regular ice cream. Just buy a pizza and have it at home, sitting right there. It's that easy.

That's actually the one of one of the more difficult parts of trying to lose weight as a father is that my son gets to eat whatever the fuck he wants. So when I'm just home, it's like, oh, he's having pizza tonight. So am I. So that's if you just have a pizza out. No one's ever walked by a pizza and been like, no, I don't want to slice. Well, the good news is for you. He's definitely just losing the weight to keep you happy.

He thinks that you won't like it if he gets too fat. So just tell him that. Just be like, hey, I like you better with something to hold on. But be careful, because that's a that's a dangerous thing to say. He might take advantage of the situation. Well, not only that, but like just being like, I like you when you're fat is a that's a hard thing to stomach as a fat person. Be like, you're too skinny.

I pooped my pants last week, pretty much exactly like PFT described. Does my boyfriend need to know? Do I specifically keep this from him? Who can I talk to about this? The doctors. Oh, yeah, I think you should have told him when it happened. But no, like, hey, last week, just FYI, shit myself. Hey, just FYI, you hear that rumor that Girls Poop, it's it's true.

No, that's a pilatrice we didn't need. I kind of lost myself there. Our misogyny was showing because when you started that sentence, I was like, Oh, nice dude pooped his pants, too. Fuck, I say, I say, don't do it this time. But next time, feel free to share with the class. Girls pooped their pants, huh? That's the thing.

Do you guys want a really graphical one? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Yes, we do. Hi, will you be my daddy cat BDE, PFT, William and Jacob? I've been in a relationship with my boyfriend for just over a year now. Overall, we have a great sex life. But over the last couple of months or so, we discovered I could squirt.

Now, I'm fine with doing it once in a while. But now every time, but not every time, because it's a lot of cleanup. My boyfriend is obsessed now to the point where when I squirt in his mouth, sometimes he's giving me a face party and he makes slurping noises like he's finishing drinking water out of a cup. Now he's asked me to squirt in a cup next time so he can make it so he can take it like a shot. How do I put an end to this?

Because I think it's P and he's insistent isn't. And I don't want to picture him drinking my piss like bear girls do. That's on you. I didn't want this. I think you, you got it. I didn't want this. You got to let him take the shot. You got to let him do it.

I apologize to everyone. I don't know. I've never been in a situation like this. I don't think that it wouldn't be the first thing that would occur to me to request, but you got, it's, it's no skin off your back. If, if waste not want not, that's perfectly good hydration. The funniest part is her going, it's piss. I'm pissing and he's like, no, it's not.

Yeah. No, no, that's the thing. So you can probably trace this back to your guy just likes it because he feels like a real man when he makes you squirt. So I don't know. I think you got to let him do it. I don't see a way out of it. I didn't want this.

Charlie Brewer just transferred. He quit Utah transfer. She didn't say quit. He quit. No, he did quit Utah. He did quit Utah, but yes, he's transferred again. All right. Damn transfer.

Jake, you want to weigh in on this one? I mean, you're the tongue king. You don't do love to eat box. Yeah, of course. I don't know. Okay. Yeah. Is it?

Yeah. Jake, is it piss? No. Jake confirmed. I don't understand how it's not piss, but I also don't understand anatomy. This is pee when you come. There's actually a stumpy in there. Probably.

Yeah, there's definitely some like leftover in the chamber. Yeah. There's pee. All right. Let's end with, uh, it's like if you, if you hook up a beer keg to the sprite line in the first drink that you pour, it's going to taste like it's got a little lemon in it. Hi guys, my fiance and I recently got engaged in our planning, our wedding.

He's a longtime AWO and has been trying for years to get me to listen regularly. Anyway, I'd like to formally invite you all to our wedding. It's March, 2023 in Tallahassee, Florida. Oh, thank you. Um, I'm going to be watching college basketball. No, thank you. So thanks. Thank you for the invite.

Uh, we regret Tallahassee. Regrettably decline coach there. Um, March, Tallahassee. Yeah, I can't make it 2023. Ah, shit. Uh, Avatar six is coming out that weekend. So no, that's college basketball. I'm sorry, but you can't, you can't do that.

You can't do that. Oh, speaking of college basketball, shout out JJ Reddick, help a career. We're tired without drawing it out in a year long ceremony where everyone sucks his dick. Congratulations to him. What? It's a good thing to do. Yeah.

We're, what part of what I just said was incorrect. I love JJ Reddick. Uh, absolute legend. College basketball legend. If he announced he was retiring a year early, I don't think his NBA accolades would merit him. Uh, uh, he's one of the best shooters of all time. Farewell.

I mean, wow, sounds like you really hate. No, I don't. I just like think I, I, I don't think it was a good analogy by Bicat. I think he was just hating this to hate because that's what he does. Cause he's a hater. Well, guess what JJ? Now you're stepping into the podcasting octagon full time. Yep.

It's, it's now it's real. Yeah. Now the rivalry is real. Okay. Yep. You and Tommy coming off verse me and big cat brawl brawl brawl. Bring it on, bitch. All right, Billy.

Got anything to wrap up? Yeah. Aaron Rodgers discount double jet promoting buying insurance also promotes insurance fraud. I don't really get to add to it. Um, does anyone actually floss quick? Nope. No one actually floss occasionally.

Oh yeah. When you have like steak in your teeth. Well, it's like floss every day. Like no, when you get steak cut, no, when you eat corn. Yes. Listen, you can, you can either floss or if your girl squirts, just have her just blast it out. Geez.

There was a study done on squirting where they hooked an MRI machine up to someone in the bladder. Actually, there was a study on that. You found that study. There was an empty, it just came out latter empty. Wait. So it's pissed. What about the floss?

Uh, I was just asking cause people were like, Oh, do you floss? Yeah. Everyone's fucking, everyone always talks about floss. Floss this, floss that. Who the fuck's floss? Dude, it sucks. It sucks. Flossing when I've got those, when I've got those little, uh, plastic things

laying around, I will occasionally use those. My teeth feel weird right now cause there isn't a bunch of shit in between them. Too clean. Yeah. So wait, Billy, in this study, the doctor put a woman in an MRI machine and had her squirt and then had her squirt while he watched. This is, you watch this on brass. John, you watch this on brass.

Dr. Yeah. This is a you porn. It was on NCBI. What's that? It's a list of studies and a list of studies and also a list of letters. NCBI. Got it.

So just added something. Anyway, you know, Zach, uh, Zach Wilson also had the, um, fastest throw on this week. On this week. Does that count for points in the first two weeks? He had a 59.99 mile per hour pass. Was that on an interception completion? Yeah. Um, probably at the fastest, but it was the fastest, hard to

intercept something so fast. Hey, laser arm. Yeah. Said it. Keep that in mind. That's good. Laser arm, laser arm is what he said. Laser arm.

It's hard to do the recaps on the Sunday nights. Yeah. No, no, no, that was good. That was a good list. Yeah. I like that. Zach Wilson stat. It's going to be Zach Wilson is going to be a very funny thing that happens to

this podcast as you attempt to find a way to spin this in a positive. He will end up on this podcast. Hmm. I don't know. We'll see when, when he's sick, when he's out of the league. No, when he's sick and lights it up and then we're like, well, he meant like he's going to get a job at Barstool in a couple of years when he's out of the league.

It's going to be Billy and Zach, Billy and Zach talk ball, talk sickest throws of the week. By the way, your money, your money every cap was awesome. Yeah. Sickest throws of the week. I was a quarterback back in the day. Me too. Yeah, yeah.

You know, we both, you know, there used to be dinosaurs had so much potential. Wait, wait, what was that bill? Billy, did you see about a bunch of a bunch of hornets murdered 18 ones today? Some rare penguins. Yes. 91 69. A sweet princess. 85.

Oh, Joe, I think what was the thing? What was you saying? There used to be dinosaurs in America. What's your dinosaurs everywhere? It's Pangea back then. Yeah, a bunch of hornets. Those are murdered some penguins that happened today or penguins. Yeah, where I think in South America.

Yeah, we have video. So that video. I don't want to watch that. I don't believe it. If we don't have video, I believe it. I don't believe that shit. I murder hornets. Yeah, they're just trying to get the murder.

Or they got murder. Or they got someone a penguin, rare penguins, rare penguins. The one not the ones in Antarctica. Fuck you, Cindy Crosby. Oh, man. Hope he got stung by several bees. Are sweet princes the rare penguins? Oh, Larry had a correct pick.

Yeah, Larry's one and one. Yeah, that's a monitor. Love you guys. Take on me, take me on. I'll be gone, but I'll change. Needless to say, I ought to say yes. But I'll be still a little way. The life is okay, say out to me.

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