Pardon My Take - NFL Divisional Round Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Mahomes Concussion, And Brees' Last Ride
Episode Date: January 18, 2021Fastest 2 Minutes (2:01 - 5:31). We recap every game from the weekend starting with Brees vs Brady and the last game of Drew Brees HoF career (5:31 - 19:34). Packers vs Rams and Aaron Rodgers possibly... cheating because it doesnt make sense how good he is (19:34 - 33:30). Ravens vs Bills in a rock fight and the correct Lamar Jackson take (33:30 - 53:18). Browns vs Chiefs and the NFL is already working to make sure Mahomes plays in the AFC Championship Game (53:18 - 73:23). Coaching Carousel and Urban Meyer is back. Football guy of the week and who's back of the week including skinny James HardenYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's part of my take, divisional round recap.
We have every game recapped.
We have the championship weekend set championship Sunday in unbelievable two games ready to go.
Old guard, new guard.
Very very excited.
We're going to break down every game.
We're going to talk a little coaching carousel.
We're going to talk a little football guy of the week who's back of the week, a packed
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Today is Monday, January 18th, NFL playoffs, super divisional round, final four sets, oh
We start in the frozen tundra of Lambeau Field, where Cam, da da da da da da da da da da da
Acres is the place to be as the Rams tried to plow their way in the run game.
The pregame weather was snowing in Van Halen as David Lee Goff told his teammates might
as well jump, but it was the Packers players in the end zone Saturday.
In a look ahead to next week's inauguration, Aaron Donald Trump refused to show up while
Joseph Day was getting all the attention.
The Dukes of Lazard are speeding towards the NFC championship as they've had a general
Lee easy path to the Super Bowl.
Packers 32, Rams 18, oh there's a tundra, and Wesker, New York, mama kicked these folding
tables for me.
I feel like I'm Dawson, Nox Nox Noxing on Heaven's Door, Bill Maher Jackson had a vulgar
performance on late night television that left some people wondering if he was actually
alright.
Josh Personality gave the Ravens defense the Diggs Myers test, throwing extra verts to
his wide receiver.
Tyrannosaurus Johnson uses tiny little hands to intercept the pass and outran Ref Goldblum
and the entire Ravens offense for the win.
And the Buffalo Bells are heading to the AFC Championship game as no one circles the wagons
like the Buffalo Bells.
The Bowls 17, the Ravens 3.
In Kansas City where it was a tale of two quarterbacks with Virgin Mahomes and Chad
Henney, Baker Mayfield had his receivers picking up all the cognac and Rashard Higgin and
Juice played great but after Mahomes took a nasty shot, the Chiefs just laid back and
sift on Chad Hennessy, sealing a third straight AFC Championship game at Arrowhead.
I'm going to go off script here, we're going to go down to the field to a woozy can cost
Patrick Mahomes.
Hey guys, can I come back from, give me a number to count back from 7th from.
Alright thank you Patrick, Chiefs 22, Brown 17.
I love him, I love him.
We don't laugh about concussions, that wasn't a joke.
I feel good, I feel good, Coach Reed, he gave me a big bear hug after the game and he said
Patrick you're the best good boy.
Thanks coach, love you.
Sending on a corner, Jamie Swiston down in Nola, such a fine sight to see.
There's a QB Luce and a CD Deuce and a guy they call Playoff Lenny.
Come on Drew, don't look so blue.
By the time you're on TV, your ribs will feel like new.
Saints, don't go marching.
Tom Brady, the Ageless Wonder, God's a Tampa Bay Buccaneers, 30-20.
Alright divisional round in the books, we have our Championship Sunday set.
Unbelievable matchups, we'll get to that.
It was I think the best two days of quarterbacks in the history of the NFL.
Yeah and the games actually kind of stung.
Who cares?
Doesn't matter.
Who cares?
Stanley, who cares?
Yeah it sounded like you were complaining.
No, no, that wasn't a complaint.
I watched every second, I loved every second but wouldn't you agree that they weren't like
there was no instant classics but it doesn't matter.
It does not matter.
It was Playoff football and it was names.
There were so many names that were out there.
If you look at the quarterbacks, like the worst one has still won a Super Bowl and then the second worst one was an MVP last year
and then you've got some all time greats like Chad Henney.
Yeah Chad Henney.
Alright so we're going to get to every game.
We'll start with the game we just watched.
The Bucks and the Saints.
Tom Brady versus Drew Brees.
Both didn't look great but Drew Brees clearly looked very washed.
Now I'm going to take the high road because I have been on the Drew Brees's wash train for two years now
and I've said that the Saints have a Super Bowl roster and the only thing that's holding them back is Drew Brees.
Oh hey James Winston came in for one pass.
Touchdown.
Not a coincidence.
Obviously it was a trick play.
Whatever.
Drew Brees is a legend.
He's a Hall of Famer.
What he's done for the city of New Orleans.
Like as much as I want to be like oh I told everyone I'm not because of Drew Brees.
Like it was sad.
There was a moment where it was kind of sad to see him go out because it was clear.
Like he can't throw the ball over 15 yards.
His mind is still there but he doesn't have any of the physical abilities and that cost the Saints the game.
Like Drew Brees unfortunately lost them the game.
Like their defense was game.
Drew Brees kept them in it.
He could step in immediately and be a great offensive coordinator.
As long as he doesn't have to do anything physical.
He's like a Stephen Hawking type that you could just put out there and you're right.
His brain is still like next level but it almost makes it that much more cruel.
When you see his brain still being so sharp and his body is just like I can't make.
I'm going to still try to do what's natural to me.
But he almost didn't really recognize his limitations that much.
At least over the course of the last like I don't know 10 12 weeks.
You squatted on a take which I appreciate because you were like a year.
No but last year was the same thing.
You were like a year and a half early on the take.
No I actually don't think so.
I think I was actually right on time because what I've said time and time again is Drew Brees.
His mind is one of the best minds out there in terms of seeing defenses, reading defenses, doing all this stuff.
When you put him in a regular season game and he's playing against a deep you know a middle of the pack to lesser defense.
He will rip them up.
It doesn't matter that he can't throw deep.
When it gets to playoff football and you have to make those throws that are 20 yards down the field 25 yards down the field.
When you have to be able to hit those few home run balls that can actually change a playoff football game.
He hasn't had it for two years and that's just kind of been like what I've seen is the limitation for a really good roster and a really good team in the Saints.
And you even see like Sean Payton trying to you know the James Winston play was very indicative.
It's like essentially hey we need a bomb.
We need a bomb guy.
Seven points out of our fucking ass.
Here it is James Winston.
Like there's a reason why Drew Brees wasn't throwing those deep bombs.
There's a reason why Drew Brees couldn't push the ball down the field and it sucks because he's a Hall of Famer.
And again I think that there's there it's very short list of guys who mean as much to a city as Drew Brees in New Orleans.
Like that connection is something that's on a different level and I totally understand it and everything post Katrina.
So I'm not going to sit here and be like you know Drew Brees so fucking like he had a Hall of Fame career.
It just it doesn't end this way for you know it's not everyone's not.
Oh wait fucking damn Reno lost 70 to 7 in his last game or some crazy 63 to 7.
Like even Peyton won a Super Bowl but we saw that with Peyton like he wasn't the same.
And Tom Brady like he wasn't extra sharp.
He can still throw deep.
I actually think it's still make plays that Drew Brees in his last game is better than Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl that they want.
Yeah probably right.
Drew Brees is still like he can still function and throw passes like right that Super Bowl was tough to watch with Peyton but he just managed the game.
I actually think that Peyton Manning's head was so far ahead of the game that he was able to recognize the fact that his head was so far ahead of the game.
Yeah.
And was able to tell his body.
Hey man you can't do all the weird shit that you used to be able to do.
But yeah Drew Brees.
I mean he had he had a great run.
It was sad when he was walking off the field.
He turned back.
Looked back at the field one lot.
You say like took in.
Yeah.
Superdome checks.
I can't.
Any extra ribs that he left there on the field wanted to check and make sure he scooped everything up.
And yeah it was it was obvious that when James was coming to the game it's because James can still fucking throw the air out of the football.
I and that that ball.
I think that one pass made James Winston twenty five million dollars.
I don't know about that much but it definitely comes in second with the Deshaun Watson jackpot.
They're going to have to pony up some cash for a J dog.
Well he should he should be on the Saints and like I do actually think that if James Winston plays that game starts that game like
obviously we've seen bad James but he gives them something totally different that they just don't have like when every single pass is eight yards.
It's a lot easier to defend you and it actually like so Drew Brees clearly doesn't have the physical ability anymore.
It was it was kind of sad to see it also puts into perspective how absurd it is that Tom Brady is still doing.
He's fucking 43 years old and he didn't have a sharpest game but he can still push the ball down like that.
That pass he made to Godwin that Godwin caught and then dropped like that was a dime down the field.
Like it's also had another one that Gronk usually hangs on to.
It's crazy that he's still doing this like it's it's actually insane and the fact that he is playing at this level and it's not prime.
It's not like he's in his prime but the fact that he's still playing like playoff winning level football is fucking crazy.
You know how we talk about how Kirk Cousins looks smaller now as he gets older.
I actually think Tom Brady looks taller.
I don't know if he's lost weight in his skinnier if his neck grew.
By the way all time neck on Drew Brees.
Well he's gotten he's gotten emaciated recently.
Do you think there's someone who's sitting there some like draft guy who's like told you Drew Brees short quarterbacks can't win.
Like after 20 years of Drew Brees breaking every record.
Oh I see.
I think it's probably no you know who it is.
It's Nick Saban being like see I was right to pass on Drew Brees.
I knew that his shoulder wouldn't hold up in the long term.
That's why we took Dante Cole pepper.
It's so Drew Brees had looking at his stats.
It's crazy.
Everyone knows all the all the records that he's set but he led the league in passing seven years in his career.
He led the league in touchdowns four years and he led the league in completion percentage six years.
Like he's he's a Hall of Famer first bout Hall of Famer.
That's not a hot take obviously.
It's it's crazy how good and long of a career was especially considering the fact that he was you know cast off after his shoulder injury.
Do you think though like what is the what's the the vibe for Saints fan when Saints fans when they look back and they're like we had Sean Payton and Drew Brees for 15 years.
We won one super.
Can we get a vibe check on on the state of New Orleans.
I think they'll be happy.
I think today they're happy but in five years they're going to look back and be like wait we won one super.
Here's why because the Saints can always fall back on being like we got fucked out of at least two other Super Bowls.
They can claim the Super Bowl that the Rams went to on that pass interference call in their own head.
They could be like yeah we should have made the Super Bowl and we would have beat.
We would have scored more than than 15 points against the how it was three that was it three to ten.
Was it Super Bowl three to yeah I had whatever it was 13 three.
Yeah they yeah New Orleans could be like we would have scored 15 points in that game and won the Super Bowl.
So that's theirs.
And then they can always have the the there was the Minnesota miracle and be like yeah you know what the Eagles ended up winning the Super Bowl over the
pay.
We would have won that too.
So that that's technically like three titles for New Orleans.
Still doesn't count.
They had a lost year.
Plus I'm just telling you you can you can look no I know and you can talk away some of those years.
They're not no way big.
You're out of your mind if you think that New Orleans fans will look back and be like man that could have been that could have been a lot better though.
They are so pumped.
Oh I think that's not crazy at all.
That's that's being a sports fan to look back and be like 15 years of Sean Payton and Drew Brees and we won one again.
I'm not saying it's tomorrow.
I'm not saying like this will be a celebration of Drew Brees in New Orleans.
I would assume but I would absolutely if you asked the Saints fan like hey that was incredible awesome memories but there's definitely a small
part of you that's saying to yourself shit how do we only win one.
That absolutely exists.
There has to.
I mean otherwise you're not like that's a real sports if you look at like millions of people.
There are going to be some people that have that but I'm just saying like the ability to look back and be like the league fucked us out of three other Super Bowls.
It's going to be that's going to be a nice little South.
That's going to be a nice little ice bath to ease themselves into Drew Brees heading off for the hills.
But at any rate his shoulder was hurt.
I mean I think that his shoulder is just permanently hurt.
Yeah.
His shoulder has definitely been hurt.
I think it would.
Yeah.
2000 was in 2006.
Well no but it's been very hurt the last couple years.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No it's been bad.
He lost like all his arm strength in the last in the last couple years.
Yeah.
I wasn't able to throw it down field but let's not bury the lead here.
Playoff Lenny.
Playoff Lenny.
Came to play today.
Fucking playoff Lenny.
I thought I hate playoff Lenny.
First of all he stopped my football team last week when I was so I was ecstatic that they were feeding him the ball all the time.
Like this is how you beat the fucking years if they keep giving limited for net the ball.
And then this week I had put my biggest bet of the year and on the bucks and then I mean
on the Saints and then playoff Lenny stomps my heart out.
Tough to beat a team three times though.
They were matched up.
They matched up well.
They matched up better than I thought.
How do you not complete a single pass to Michael Thomas.
Because he can't fucking throw.
That's insane.
Like Michael Thomas isn't exactly.
He's been saying for two years.
He's not exactly like a down field threat.
He's got used to throw the ball 15 yards in the air.
You should get the ball to Michael Thomas at least three times.
I mean Saints fans actually should be sitting here being like hey you know what would have been even worse is winning this game in a
fluke like 20 to 17 and then having to watch Drew Brees and Lambo and 20 degrees because that would have been a disaster.
Like you think that this was bad.
That would have been an outright disaster because he like imagine getting his shoulder loose for that.
But yeah playoff Lenny.
So Joe Buck he he told me earlier this week he was like they actually are calling him playoff Lenny because we gave him so much
shit about playoff Damien last year.
The big game against Washington last week called him playoff Lenny.
That's like last year with playoff Damien and the champion Kansas City Chiefs.
There you go big cat first down Tampa Bay.
And it's the dumbest nickname ever playoff name is the dumbest nickname ever.
And now we're two for two in the off P. Yeah.
Right. Exactly.
Now we're two for two though in football where playoff Damien was truly playoff Damien and then playoff Lenny.
Yeah.
So instead he's got six touchdowns in five games.
I fucking hate playoff Lenny.
He's playoff Lenny is good.
Yes.
Every other time of year playoff Lenny is when he regresses to regular season Lenny.
He stinks.
And I'm so sure that he's going to go to a bad team when he ends up going to a bad team.
He's going to average like one point three yards per carry.
It also the Bucks defense they fucking hit hard.
Like there were a lot of I mean the Saints hit hard too but the Bucks play a hard hitting
like swarm to the ball style of defense where there were a few times where I was like how
the fuck did that guy get up because they attack you know whoever has the ball.
Yeah.
And they make mistakes.
They go after people.
Devin White is a thick boy.
That that dude is big.
If that guy hits you and he's wearing the LSU shoulder pads underneath a lot of players were doing that.
Yes.
I think like every player that went to LSU got together on their group chat was like hey
we're going to wear the purple and gold underneath our jerseys and then it's going to show up
on TV and people be impressed.
Consider me impressed.
It always looks awesome in the dome.
Yeah.
He's a he's a hitter.
Devin White is a hitter.
The the defensive line and Dominic and Sue JPP.
Those guys are just big dudes that are fast.
They don't even have V2V.
It honestly should be illegal to be as as big as in Dominic and Sue and be able to run like
that.
I also have a new most important player on the Bucks guy.
Scotty Miller.
Yes.
Yeah.
I mean there's something there's something about Scotty Miller like they have unbelievable
and Antonio Brown.
I don't.
So here it is needed.
He ever come back in.
I don't know.
He dropped one pass out of the backfield.
And I that's going to be something interesting to watch because I do like Antonio Brown clearly
has a great rapport with Tom Brady and like you need all the weapons you can have when
you're going up the Lambo and have to play against that Packers offense.
But Scotty Miller.
He is.
He he might be the most important player on the Bucks offense.
Tom Brady always throw it out.
You know the names.
But Scotty Miller.
Julian Edelman is watching the game.
Verbal meme Leonardo Caprio pointing at the TV holding his beer.
Yes.
Yes.
He made that fucking huge catch.
But yeah it was it was a sloppy game.
It was obviously just all about the turnovers that decided the game and Drew Brees out.
He's going to retire.
He officially is retiring.
Right.
He has to.
He's retiring.
Jay Glazer doesn't get shit wrong.
Yeah.
I mean I think even like they should just everyone should just treat him like he's retiring
without him even saying he's retiring so that he will retire.
Yeah.
Because he might he might try.
Yeah.
That would be very painful.
Right.
Do you think that his bust in the Hall of Fame is going to have his cool birthmark on
it.
It has to.
Yeah.
Unless Oprah does it.
Has to remember to have you seen that video.
What.
Where Drew Brees tried to try to scrape it off tried to wipe his birthmark off and he got
some lipstick on your face there Drew.
Unbelievable.
Yeah.
I mean first bout about Hall of Famer and now we get to see Brady vs Rodgers in Lambo.
So let's go back in time to Saturday.
We'll talk Rams Packers.
It's crazy that this is the first time that Aaron Rodgers is getting a home NFC championship.
It is.
That's wild.
There's a couple of surprising ones.
The other one was the fact that the Chiefs of the three AFC home AFC championship games
the first time that's happened in the AFC which is like it's like surely the Patriots
right.
That's not happening.
Right.
Championship games.
14 is crazy.
All right.
So Rams Packers the Rams tried.
They gave it their best effort.
Aaron Rodgers is just playing.
He wasn't Aaron Rodgers wasn't even that like sharp.
He wasn't perfect Aaron Rodgers and their offense still well is really really good.
He was still really good Aaron Rodgers and their offense had a few drops.
No he wasn't like it could have been he wasn't a lot worse.
You know when Aaron Rodgers is on fire and he essentially is like you can't.
There's nothing you can do because he's just well you know in perfect place.
He wasn't that Aaron Rodgers and they still won this game pretty easily.
You know what it was.
It was the fact that they they found a way to make amazing offense kind of boring in
Green Bay because you watch the Packers and you're like you can't stop them.
They're going to be able to score points but it's still kind of boring to watch them while
they're functioning.
Yeah.
Because like if you try to just play your safety is deep then Aaron Rodgers is like
OK well I'm going to get 12 yards every single time I pass the ball.
Well and also Aaron Jones was running the ball like a fucking maniac.
He was running the ball really well so like everyone was calling Aaron Rodgers the surgeon
because he was like being very that's what you say if like that's an upgraded dink and
dunker that's like expert level dinking dunking where you have Devonte Adams just being able
to get separation on a slant and get 14 yards anytime he wants.
Yeah.
So it was it was it was a boring offense to watch but it was a great offense.
So like if you're coaching the team if you're a fan of the team you're like yeah we can't
be stopped.
It will it's it's it's I think it's indicative of like where we're at with football in 2021
is that you had the Rams best defense coming in now.
Aaron Donald was clearly hurt because he I think he only played half the snaps Jalen
Ramsey wasn't playing his best but even still like at this point in time it used to be the
saying like you know good defense Trump salt like defense wins champion yeah that's not
the case anymore.
Good offense beats good defense in the NFL today.
You know what it is now it's like a great defense that wins a championship is one that
can still give up 30 points but if you get one touchdown on defense right if you're able
to like get that one interception jump that one route it's like that's now what a great
defense is.
How about Sean McVeigh being such a genius that he somehow made Wildcat work again.
Yeah it actually worked and it was all all runs again but he ran cam makers in the Wildcat
and of course it worked.
I don't know how he did it.
It makes no sense.
The Wildcat has been dead since like the second week of the Wildcat and somehow cam
makers running the Wildcat they scored a touchdown off it.
They did a few times and it worked every time and it was a run every time.
They also had the sickest play ever the little hook and ladder.
Yep.
That was a two point conversion.
Yeah that was an awesome play again.
If you want to win at the next level if you want to be like the next great offense start
doing more of those laterals.
Yeah they're awesome and it's a perfect time to do it when you're down at like the five
yard line.
Yes.
Because they never see it coming and they all everyone's going to crash on that little
screenplay.
So yeah Sean McVeigh I think he did a good job considering what he had to work with.
But yeah I'm going to.
Jared played better than he did the week before and I mean his thumb is obviously fucked up.
What do you say Hank.
I haven't explained it to Hank but is it hook and ladder or hook and ladder.
Both.
Me and Caleb were having an argument.
This is like shovel.
This is how people sometimes say shuffle pass when it's a shovel pass.
Yeah it depends on.
I think it's just kind of.
It's a regional thing.
It ends up being like that.
Okay.
I don't know if there was a definitive answer or not.
I think it's just whatever you want to say.
He announced it's a lateral and I was like whoa whoa whoa.
I think nobody really cares what you say because when you say it it's right after super exciting
play so no one ever stops to be like yo would you just call it they're too busy being like
that was fucking sweet.
Do you know what so Aaron Rodgers I hate the guy thanks for the five hundred thousand
dollars the Barstool fund that was really cool.
I think the thing that bothers me the most is that he's so goddamn good and he he like
smiles during it.
He's just fucking hanging out.
He's hanging out just dominating people in playoff games.
He's actually so now it's he's the second all time for guys playoff performances 250
plus yards and two touchdowns Brady has 17 of those games Rodgers has 12 Montana has
12.
So he just does it and he looks like he's walking in the park on a Sunday afternoon
like it's so fucking maddening I actually saw I think Kevin Clark tweeted something
about like that Aaron Rodgers it's that he's talked to guys that essentially say it's demoralizing
to play against him because he'll have like a chit chat conversation with you while he's
beating your brains.
Yeah the game is so slow for him he'll be on offense and he's like smiling looking around
like cracking little sarcastic jokes before he snaps it's like it's like if he looks like
he was playing poker and if if there were like 300 pound guys that were trying to hit
you at the time and he's just like sitting there just like with a dry smile on his face
not phased whatsoever.
Nobody yeah nobody else operates at that same level and he's like I don't know it does seem
like it's in slow motion because Aaron Rodgers always has at least like one or two times
a game where he'll catch the other team having like too many men on the field and then I don't
know what he does does he tell his receivers to like hide between the linemen and the huddles
so the other team can't see the personnel that they have on the field because he always
catches them like that and then there's always one straggler running off everyone's confused
and then boom he's able to throw for like a 40 yard touchdown.
He almost juiced out the all 22 I saw someone show the alter because the all 22 you know
shows the down in distance and then goes back to the field and he had that quick pass where
he juiced out the all 22 it's illegal it's absolutely legal there was many times where
I said the Packers they were running plays that they might not have been illegal but
they felt illegal to me and you know what at the end of the day it's about sportsmanship
and if something feels illegal you should probably just throw flag refs like that that
fucking Devonte Adams you know touchdown when he ran across the field in motion that felt
illegal to me just throw a flag and try to you know maybe just call something.
Let me ask you a question pick out would you rather beat the other team by running your
best plays against their best plays or would you rather be a little weasel.
Yeah right he's a weasel he's a weasel he's definitely he has weaselish qualities about
him that Devonte Adams touchdown that so that was illegal because Devonte Adams took like
a step towards the line of scrimmage as he was in motion but it is kind of like an interesting
hack that some offenses have figured out which is you can actually have your guy get a running
start on a play like it's the CFL if you just have them run directly across the field right
and it's pretty much impossible to guard them yeah the so was Kevin Clark he said that opposing
players once told me the most frustrating thing about playing Rogers is how much funny
has you're right in the you're in the fight of your life trying to slow him and he's smiling
like he's playing pick up hoops they said it's incredibly demoralizing and makes everything
slightly worse also separately Mason Foster told me once that Rogers would talk Pac-12
football with him in between snaps like that's it's fucking maddening and I know he's incredible
blah blah blah that's what you're gonna get out of me Packers fans he really is like he's
playing at an incredible level the fact that the Packers won this game in relative ease
like the Rams made it you know the seven point game but it it was one of those situations
where you just never really felt like the Packers were out of control and Aaron Rodgers
I don't know that was probably like a B plus like it wasn't he has an A plus in them and
when he does an A plus it's literally impossible to stop so it's it's demoralizing for the
opponent and demoralizing for me watching on the couch and it's illegal yeah and and
it feels and you know what him being this good it takes away a lot of the credit from
where the credit should be going which is to that Packers offensive line yeah because
those guys are the ones that enable Aaron to play as well as he does yes so like let's
give some real I I would actually say that Aaron Rodgers played a C C minus game yeah
the offensive line played an A plus they were really good and Aaron Donald being hurt and
and Leonard Leonard Floyd like that was Leonard Floyd I remember when he got just absolutely
juked out of his shoes by Aaron Rodgers yeah I I don't know why the Rams they it felt like
every time they went up tempo they had a ton of success and then they would kind of go
back to not going up tempo I guess that that Rams like the Rams season and I don't know how many Rams fans
that are out there for you guys for the whoever I'm talking to Jimmy Robbie a couple guys from St.
Louis that couple guys from St. Louis Toby you guys you the four of you that's actually a season
where it's kind of a lost season because of all the injuries racking up you lost to the Jets
Cooper Cup not playing like Cooper Cup being out the minute he was out I think we all said to
ourselves well that's a really fucking big deal yeah right after I bet on the Rams and Aaron Donald
being at 50% I don't know he was clearly hurt his only memorable play was actually that when he
got a unsportsmanlike conduct so you still have one of the best coaches in the league I think it's
time to ask this question yeah if the Packers make it to the Super Bowl if they win next week
is Matt LaFleur a better coach than Sean McVeigh Matt LaFleur now back-to-back NFC championship
games yeah I don't know I think he might be because McVeigh got to that Super Bowl on the
pass interference call laid an egg in the Super Bowl yeah I know I know Sean you can remember
every single play that you've ever been in in your entire life so you probably would agree with me
Sean but if LaFleur gets there gets a two NFC championship games in a row beats his old master
on the way there like I feel like Matt LaFleur permission to do another verbal meme yeah
not only Matt LaFleur but Kyle Shanahan so Splinter with the baby Ninja Turtles yes Splinter
is Sean McVeigh the baby Ninja Turtles are Kyle Matt LaFleur and then old-ass Splinter probably
with his shirt off is now Sean McVeigh with LaFleur and Kyle carrying him off into a distance
I like that verbal meme I agree with I just mostly like that meme yeah it's a great it's a great
means we use more regardless use away it's criminally underused yes wait that's Mandalorian
same thing this is the way this is the way is man yeah um I and guess what the Packers
I fucking hate this man like yeah we all laughed at them for not drafting a wide receiver and
drafting a backup quarterback that's not even gonna play this year but turns out they have
a fucking enough talent on wide receiver okay whatever okay Robert Tawney and just showed up
and decided to be the best tight end not named Greg Kittle and Marquez Valtez scantling who will
drop a big ball at some point is faster than everyone on the field and Devonte Adams is incredible
I get it okay it all just sucks because the Packers are just a well-run organization through and
through and they just do this this is what they do and what do you think so like we're we have we
have a ton of time to talk about it but knee-jerk reaction next Sunday Tom Brady Packers are gonna
win problem Packers are gonna win yeah probably Packers are a wagon right now and they're gonna
win it's gonna be boring no they're still gonna score 33 what you're back on the Tom yep you're
on that Tom you want to play a game real quick always the line oh what is the line Barstool
Sportsbook app the line is up six and a half what is the line what is the line no you're
in come on no you're in come on be Hank come on come on come on take this so much disrespect
Hank this is Tom Brady so much three and a half four my books is three and a half all right
your book is Barstool Sportsbook app um I'm actually not looking by my book I mean my brain uh the
box I actually kind of like the box of four I do think the Packers are gonna win I think it's
gonna be a good game though I still think it's gonna be too cold for Tom you can't trust your
it's gonna be too cold for Tom you talk yourself up against every team playing the Packers too
yeah no well but I did it with the Rams I knew deep down hey come on you're telling him that
that you're too biased against Aaron Rodgers as you bet on Tom Brady yeah I'm just saying for the
people out there you know maybe take over the greenest four four you don't think it's gonna be
a close game I think the I think the box gonna win I think I think it's a funny little thing yeah
Hank that you think that big cat can't put aside his personal biases to give a genuine
evaluation of the Green Bay Packers you can't you know who's gonna end up in the can't lose
Parley though on Sunday the Green Bay Packers they can't lose they can't they can't it's literally
all I have left it's the only thing I have left it's it's my you know brake glass in case of
emergency it's it's hiding it's hiding under the bed pulling out the gun case and you open it up
million locks eye scan fucking fingerprints and then I open it up and it just says put the Packers
in the can't lose parley that's it that's all I got it's the best emotional hedge that you can do
I don't think that Tom Brady's gonna be able to play in the cold it's gonna be 24 degrees
it's gonna be snowing probably football weather Tom is a California kid that plays in Florida
yeah what's his record in cold I don't think he can win a big game in the cold there's gonna be
someone who makes that mistake being like warm weather Tom Brady going he said he doesn't like
playing through like six touchdowns against the Titans when it was like negative I don't remember
when it was Hank he's we're talking about playoffs the rest of the team though Mike Evans
all right that's that game whatever Rams fans don't feel too bad you got the best one of the
best coaches in the league and Packers whatever deal with you on you just said can't lose parley
you just talked about Mike Evans being like a warm weather guy which he is yeah but every time I see
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that wasn't good but boy did it have dramatics yeah so had a little bit of everything had a little
bit of everything the first half now the wind was a factor I actually someone reminded me of
my take that the wind with no fans with less than you know a full house we'll be whipping more I
think we saw it even though there were 7000 bills mafia fans that sounded like 70 000 well I was
very woke on the NFL reporting the attendance at Lambeau field to be like 9 000 yeah no there are
30 000 people there easily in Buffalo when they said that there were what 7 000 6700 there were 7 000
they were just Buffalo fans really drunker and they're louder really yes that was it was a home
field advantage I do like to take that enough bodies will just stop the wind but in Buffalo as
we discussed with the GI issues the gastrointestinal stuff they're all farting up there so it probably
makes up for a little bit of that but bills mafia going to an AFC championship game uh first time
since 1994 when they played the Chiefs so uh Jim Kelly beat Joe Montana you're gonna have another
Josh Allen versus another future Hall of Famer and Patrick Mahomes both Hall of Famers but this game
so the first half was like a total rock fight miss field goals I'd never seen Justin Tucker like it
was weird it felt like we broke through the matrix when we see Justin Tucker miss two kicks in a row
in a row don't come shout out to Buffalo bills fans ron did a video those guys are incredible
they basically go up to the screen and they push they can make the they can make the ball
they swipe the screen they did it twice nobody nobody has a bewildered face like Justin Tucker
does after incredible he just stares up at the sky and he's like he's talking to God he's like
father why have you forsaken me yeah like I'm nailing you're nailing me to the crossbar now
yes what you're doing yes and then so uh the bills the bills defensive plan was incredible
Leslie Frazier like the the blitzing of Lamar Jackson we'll get to Lamar and we'll get to the
offensive line like the the center I don't know what he was doing that was crazy he just snaps
all over the place I didn't understand at all what the bill's offense was doing in the first half
they they did one design run play two run plays total Brian Dabel I think he forgot that he was
trying to be a head coach and a halftime he figured out oh yeah I'm actually interviewing for head
coaching jobs maybe I should try to well they had a new running back which was part of the issue but
but the rest the rest was you know what we're going to go out we're going to play in the way next
smash mouth football in the wind we're going to try to pass the ball every single time you saw in
the second half they ran once they ran the ball yeah the offensive lines start high fiving each
other afterwards like do you know how how much that how bad that must suck to be an offensive
lineman and just do nothing but pass block it's it's the it's actually my biggest like uh critique
on analytics twitter and we love warren sharp but people who are past past past it's more efficient
you forget the human element like you just said if you can't like if you ask offensive lineman to
just go backwards an entire game eventually it's gonna really suck and wear them down they need
to go forward how long you say it all the time like playing like going forward and punishing the guy
who's been coming after me all game feels good and it's it's important for the offensive line
to have that feeling every few plays the human body was meant to move forward not backward if you look
at how we walk there's a reason we don't walk around backwards it's true it's true so the
offense so so then the second half starts the bill's offense looks great with their drive the
Ravens offense looks great with their drive and then you get the Lamar Jackson pick six which
the the presence of mine to return that was incredible like most guys just just down that
and the bill's defense was insane so that 101 yard run back um basically essentially ended
the game Lamar's concussion really ended the game but in a game that felt like it was a rock fight
and whoever makes the big mistake that was the big mistake and it was over that interception
you're right so when you usually catch that on like the one yard line or one yard deep into the
end zone yep most guys they get out like five or six yards because the first instinct is to run with
the ball once they catch it but then once they get out a little bit they usually give one glance
behind themselves to look back at the goal line and be like oh shit i should have stayed in there
yep because they're about to get tackled that toran johnson that he he ran like don bebe was
chasing it was crazy he was like i'm gonna take this motherfucker to the house it was the best play
maybe in the history of the buffalo bill's postseason yeah um well yeah i mean i don't
i mean there was that one pass the fullback that josh i went through last year yes that was
frank rick's comeback was pretty that was also pretty it was it was awesome to see though
and yeah the entire game switched on that although i don't know why i never felt like the bills were
really in jeopardy and it's mostly because lamar was so limited in what he could do and he does
need receivers he needs help no so all right so lamar needs help here's my yeah i still think
lamar jackson is like a top 10 quarterback to have on your team i would take him on my team
unless i had actually probably like top seven or eight guys so here's where i'm landing on lamar
and i've done a lot of thinking about it and and i wanted on the record like i last year i said the
ravens were frauds they were frauds this year i thought their defense was playing great their
defense did play very well against josh allen in the bills the at last uh on saturday night like
they kept them in the game their offense wasn't able to you know that one play essentially flip
the entire game uh lamar to me is you're right he needs receivers he probably needs some you know
they had some offensive line injuries i think the issue with lamar is when he won the mvp and how
good he was that year everyone immediately jumped to like lamar he is probably if you want to say
like one of the he's probably the second best playmaker like if you want to say playmaker he's
he's probably the second best behind patrick holmes but all around quarterback he is still
limited as a thrower and i think we all threw him in the camp of like he's the type of quarterback
like a patrick holmes erin rogers uh you know tom bradiness prime who can elevate his entire team
i think he's more in the category of if you can put the right talent around him he can win a super
with the right like he needs a he needs the help he needs he needs to receive some receivers
he needs some offensive line help he needs all that whereas when he won the mvp and how great
he was we thought oh my god this guy is incredible he can kind of do it all yeah i also think he needs
to be in a system that changes every single year like the offense greg roman hasn't really changed
his offense around that much from year to year and yeah he won the mvp in this offense last year
and he excelled at it but if you give coaches like an entire off season to study that offense
and uh and learn exactly like the weaknesses they were exploding they're going to be able to stop it
at least a little bit better the next year they're not going to be able to shut you down
but they're going to get incrementally better year after year greg needs to let go he needs to
take an ayahuasca trip every single summer yep and just be like okay i need to start thinking i need
to start uh asking myself the question that uh that the other defensive coordinators are asking
themselves a year ahead of time so i can adjust my offense for what they're going to be doing to me
yes lamar like you know what really it comes down to is bill polin ruined it for everyone
because when he did the he's a he's a wide receiver not a quarterback it basically put everyone into
their their uh defined areas of like this is what i think about lamar when in reality lamar is one
of the best playmakers and also a limited passer like it's okay to say those two things
but for some reason it's not to online you know what i mean like because it became it was like
lamar's not a quarterback then he wins mvp and so everyone's like oh he's not a quarterback that's
fucking crazy i can't believe you said he wasn't a quarterback well now he's back to somewhere in
the middle where it's like he's working progress as a quarterback but he's an unbelievable playmaker
i think anytime you talk about a black quarterback there's going to be race components to it and bill
polin planted like an entire flag and then now he ruined it anytime anytime you want to critique
lamar then it becomes a race issue it devolves into being raised which it shouldn't be in fact what
we're here to do we're here to break all that down let's just break all that down bill polin it's like
bill polin tried to put everybody in a black and white category that's not a racial comment
a black and white category of like if you think that lamar is uh bad in any way at throwing the
football right then that can be construed as it's crazy it's crazy if you think the other way it can
go the opposite way you can over praise lamar for being a great quarterback when sometimes he's not
a great quarterback throwing the ball and once he won that mvp then i think the conversation was like
well if you don't think that he's a completely finished product as a passing quarterback then
that's a race issue on you and i don't think that it's that cut and dry about anything no it never
should be in fact never should it's like the uh what's what's the scale that they use uh for human
sexuality at the kinsey scale mm-hmm which like bill polin is like the i'm i'm gonna tuck my t-shirt
into my pleated khakis every day and i'm over here saying i'm a hundred percent longer i've never
even looked at a dude uh-huh that's how straight i am yep and so i can't be in a room with with a
woman one-on-one because i'll fuck her yeah i listen i was never afraid of girls even when i was
three years old right and i met leslie at the pool that's bill polian but it's not like that it's
not like that at all lamar is limited in some things i think putting him up in buffalo against
that defense and the elements exploited his weaknesses including his diarrhea which i still
think he had a little bit of the budget and what happened is when he wins the mvp everyone who is on
the other side of the spectrum with lamar who's essentially like lamar's incredible lamar is
one of the best quarterbacks in league like no he's not he's one of the best playmakers yeah he's
still got a long way to go as an actual passer guess what though josh allen a year ago two years ago
like he had a long way to go as a passer it happened for him he got a deep threat he he's gotten
worlds better he is a legitimate like mvp can it it's it's it really is weird because lamar won
an mvp so early and he did deserve it and he was so fucking good that year that everyone was like well
there it is case closed lamar is the best but it's you watch it and you're like no there are
throws that he can't make or throws that he misses that you need to be able to make to win a super bowl
and winning super bowl is really hard i'm not saying like it's it's it's it also becomes this like
well he's a bust because he's you know one in three in the playoff playoff football is really
fucking hard but it's clear that he has work to do to get to the level of like this guy is now a real
threat every year to win a super bowl just by what he does well said big cat it's a and you know what
the ravens are going to be an industry spot i think next year they have one last go at it and then
they're going to be in salary cap house so it will be interesting to see i really thought their defense
was playing phenomenal like i did not think that they were i thought they found themselves a little
bit they weren't what they were last year and that you know the fraudulent like front runners so
you know we'll see it it's gotta suck to be a ravens fan and watch that game too when you're
right like the bills really did kind of have control but it really was a rock fight that came
down to who was going to make a huge error and the ravens made the huge error say something nice
about the ravens nobody wears a mask like john harbaugh wears a mask yes that he covers up his
whole he can't see anything he's got the entire dome covered on now let's let's let's go go ahead i
was just going to say i want to i want to address what the bills did for lemar after he got knocked
out of the game oh yes mafia yes i love bills mafia we love you guys like none other uh they
started donating to lemar jackson's charity i think an increments of eight dollars which is
which is great but it's also a little bit of masculating it's the most page we just we just
beat you now we're going to donate a shitload of money to your charity so that
not only will we send you home but in a couple days you're going to have to acknowledge us yeah
and thank us for beating you yes and then paying money to your like i don't i don't know who's in
charge of the chad henny foundation but they've got to be forecasting an incredible fiscal year
right now i would be so mad if i was a little more i mean i would be happy that i was getting
donation yes foundation but it deep down i'd be like god damn it yeah also shout out to lake
irie for bringing a little bit of the snow yes lake of the year let's talk about the bills real
quick the bills are a complete team and i say that like no duh but their offense wasn't very
like it wasn't great on saturday night it wasn't a plus against the cults they're playing fucking
awesome defense and they're winning like whenever a team starts winning games in different ways
you just look at you like okay this they have everything like maybe you wish they had a little
bit more of a running game but they have everything and it's crazy to me that the bills i never thought
i'd be sitting here saying the bills are in the afc championship game and they haven't even come
close to playing their best playoff game like they have not they have not played their best
play playoff game they have not played a complete game of football on both sides these playoffs
so if they do it and they have it in them watch the fuck out like they there's part of me that
i don't know what's going to happen with my homes in the concussion i think he'll play
i might be getting way ahead of myself pfc there's part of me that thinks bills might
fucking blow out the cheese if factoring home doesn't play no i think that they will i'm saying
i'm saying the bills have these bills and these bills won't bills have they if they put together
they're full right you're talking about you're talking about those bills i'm like we're bills fan
12 through 16 those bills can absolutely blow this is all awesome you like we did the speech
last week but if you're bills fan you should i don't know if you've been sober in two weeks you
shouldn't be enjoy the ride this is why you you know watch shitty teams this is why you go through
the lean years for this fucking run but if you're also a bills fan in the back of your mind you're
saying we haven't even begun to peek in the playoffs like they haven't actually played
a great complete full game of football and i know they have it in them thank you kind of
looked at me like you're crazy i i maybe i am maybe i'm a little crazy and guess what they
could come out and lay a dud but i'm saying i think they're i don't think a lot of people
are telling themselves there's any possibility the bills could blow out the cheese i'm saying
there is that world does exist they have that in the buffalo they have that in them that's it
no okay no i think you're wrong the way i'm sorry they the way that they played in the second
half of the season those bills can absolutely go out there they won and blow the chiefs out they
didn't they like their offense lost in the first half they won this game and those chiefs from that
you you saw those chiefs this year where they took their foot off the gas and got too cute with it
if that's the chief's team that matches up against the bill's team that we know exists somewhere
inside there it can absolutely be a blow up they also i mean they beat they just played really good
defense against two polar opposites in the cults and the ravens and guess what the ravens and the
cults are the two best afc defenses that are not named the bills right now like those teams play
good defense and they beat them both i'm just saying who knows that's why they play the game but if
if i i wouldn't be shocked that's all i'm saying i would not be shocked if the bills dominated the
afc championship i wouldn't be like oh my god where'd this come from i really think they have that in
them as a complete football team one thing i love about josh allen is that even in a down performance
the the quarter second after he releases a throw you if they can synthesize a drug that makes me
feel the way i feel when that happens like i will spend all my money on it it is it's an incredible
feeling because that ball can go literally anywhere on the field he can hit if there's like a spray
chart josh allen could hit if he's like within 70 yards of the goal line the ball could be going
anywhere and something awesome is is very much liable to happen and i don't know what it is about
his deep balls but they seem to get faster as they travel through the air he's he can i mean there
was what hurricane he threw through a fucking hurricane last night yeah it was a hurricane yeah
it was a literal hurricane he was knifing balls him against my homes is going to be like the the
strongest arm quarterback matchup ever so excited very excited what's what's the line what is the
line what is the line uh two and a half two and a half is right two and a half for the chiefs now
if patrick mohomes doesn't play i feel like the bills should be favored yes they'll be favored by
probably two and a half yeah yeah yeah i mean chat hennie though he was fucking awesome he was
chat hennie was awesome i i also want to give a special shout out to bill's mafia because
they reinvigorated my love of the signs that they show in the stands that have the network
letters on them when people make like an acrostic poem out of nbc or cbs or espn yeah i love the
creativity that like somebody had one that said something like uh nothing like uh blue cheese
and coal beasley it's it's going watching a game in buffalo is like going back in time to like 1998
monday night raw yeah it's great it's amazing i'm sorry i actually wouldn't be shocked if last night
there was at least a handful of suck it to like suck it lamar yes there are definitely some like
loony tunes crossover cartoons with with bills uh like like bugs bunny rock and zubaz pants
taz i bet you there's a shitload of buffalo bills taz merchant dice out there i've talked
myself into the bills man whoo yeah because they haven't played great they really haven't like they
weren't dominating the ravens and and they didn't dominate the cults and maybe this is you know
shortsighted me because maybe that's just they're not as complete of a team as i think but i think
they have it in them i think deep down they look in the mirror it's in there i think they're special
i think it's in there i think they're really do i think it's in there stuff on digs hot mic
awareness yes yes great catch great catch by you as well um all right before we get to the last game
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game the browns the chiefs god damn it was this depressing for the browns because that's a winnable
game they had it that's a winnable game and kevin stafansky i do not understand why you punted
yeah the punt wasn't awful i actually think the timeout was worse than the well they come together
like i did so if if they had three timeouts i can understand punting they had one timeout they
burned the extra timeout they they burned on a bad challenge and they burned their the first time on a
bad challenge their second timeout on that last drive so they have one timeout there's no worse
loss in football than punting to the opponent and never getting the ball back yeah it is the
worst feeling to just sit there and be like okay they need a first down they got it game over
that's chad hennie football you know you don't want to see the ball the game in with uh chad hennie
holding the ball in victory formation that's that's got to be demoralized here's what i don't
understand so i hated that this isn't a revisionist history i hated the punt right when it happened
what i didn't understand was when they burned that second timeout i we were sitting there watching
i said a lot well this got to be four down territory for the rest of the game for them
they then start the you know first down first and then they go run for no gain pass pass punt
i don't understand why they didn't just say hey this is four down territory we have information
that the chiefs don't have because they don't know that we're going to go four downs we know
we're going to go four downs let's fucking run the ball and second down catch them off guard like
they they just ran it so regular and like it felt like it had no urgency they were doing a lot of
wide runs so they were doing a lot of tosses and weird stuff like that man yeah just get downhill
run the damn ball and what's in two first sounds beat you anyway so if you go for it and you don't
get it like the worst that can happen is the game's over which happened anyway like you okay they
kick a field goal buck already missed one even if he hits it you're only down eight and you still
have some time left i just i hated that i hated that especially because that was such a like
incredible year for them kevin stafanski is coach of the year uh consideration probably coach of the
year and it felt like he turned off a little bit in that situation getting getting a bills browns
afc championship game would have been everything it would have been so amazing to watch those two
fan bases like they should the bills should have in solidarity opened up half their stadium like the
rosebolt the browns fans just to be like hey we get it you guys have been there for a long time
i just want to see both those fan bases get to move on but uh the browns you've got a lot to
look forward to i guess baker was good you've got baker baker was awesome he answered the critics he
was awesome he answered the critics fucking dimes yes he totally answered the critic they had some
drops today but he was uh he was really really good kareem hunt with a revenge game which is that
going around the revenge the revenge game it's not a revenge game if you get cut from a team
because you kicked a woman he's like hey you know what that's not what a revenge game is the chiefs
they they kicked me when i was down so i'm coming back wait no i probably shouldn't put it that way
not a revenge game um so the big story coming out of this game obviously a baker was great
though like that was it was great to see baker kind of have this season and then have
that game where you know yeah i think he had one interception but he was throwing
dimes around the field he was making big plays he looked comfortable that that was the big question
mark for the browns like going forward i didn't think it was a question mark but obviously people
did where last year he wasn't great like is baker our guy bakers your guy yeah baker is your guy it's
definitive as could be bakers your guy if you can get any type of defense around that offense
you guys are going to be really good next year and i think the browns led the league and just i
i feel like everything wanted their offensive uh lineman got hurt yeah they were they're playing
guys that i'm pretty sure one of the practice yeah like two weeks ago that they would bring in i saw
one funny stack that was like what's his name hands hands yeah play hands hands uh is they listed all
of his career stats which were basically like two games played or whatever and then playoff wins
one joe thomas zero that was tough that was tough um joe thomas you got to you have to give some love
to the the offensive line win stat yes i don't feel like that gets talked about enough because we do
with quarterbacks we should do we should start doing with like left guards yes i agree so the
big story though coming out of this game obviously is my home's he hurts his foot his toe and then
he gets concussed now our doctor who is actually not here because he is yes he has the cocoa yeah so
billy football uh who's not here his tweet was my not a doctor diagnosis i like that he just
clarified he wasn't a doctor people actually thought billy might be a doctor well i mean his
his twitter handle is like billy hot takes yeah and then his name is berserker billy no billy no
way hosea billy no way hosea and then he's got a cartoon of the guy that stormed the capital
as his avatar and he's holding chickens in his avatar but all right so my not a doctor diagnosis
my home's fell on the ball knocking the wind out of him his brain is fine just shook up will return
when wind is back his brain is just shook up not a concussion yeah dude important distinction just
got he got the wind knocked out of him well i read that and i i read it out loud to you guys i was
okay guys don't worry about i think my home's is coming back in the game yeah um billy was wrong
about that uh and don't worry about us billy contracted it from a sparring partner on friday
night after he had been around us we all tested negative today although it would be it would be
very poetic if billy killed us yeah billy like was a dumbass well we all just had that moment we
all died hank and i were talking this morning like of course this is how it's gonna like happen
yeah billy's a fucking asshole like of course of course he's probably gonna find the new strain
yeah probably he's gonna go search for the new strain and kill us all uh i think my home's
would be fine he's definitely gonna like keep his sample like he's gonna be like i need to
yeah he's gonna spit into a fucking petri dish he's gonna breed covid in his body just in case
keeping that in the grit fridge for sure yeah he's gonna he's definitely gonna start a new pandemic
in like two years once we figure it all out oh i can't believe i can't believe you drank that body
arm of water that was actually my saliva from the last three weeks oh fuck dude you just pet that
chicken oh shit that's my covid chicken you shouldn't have done that i wanted to got 17 different
types of diseases i wanted to infect him with a billy strand of corona because it's built different
yeah uh the doctors were like super impressed because it was bigger the virus is bigger i'm
trying to make a bio weapon in case i ever need it um all right hope you're better than my homes
who cares uh my homes my i think my homes would be fine i don't i don't think he's gonna play
okay well andy reed said that he's doing great oh okay well in that case looks like he's flying
but that's yeah so here here's a thing that's that's why he's gonna play no pft yes what do you
mean like he's oh i i know that gedel like yes he's gonna play they're gonna put two charts in front
of gedel the doctors aren't stopping right exactly he's not gonna stop him right it'll be like here
here's the future where you let patrick my home is playing the a fc championship game just a picture
a photoshop of roger gedel on a new ski do right well okay yeah i think i'll i'll try to do that but
i don't know but he looked really woozy getting up he's gonna getting walked off the field
one week i don't have the stats in front of you but look up how often a player gets a concussion
and plays the next week again it doesn't matter he's gonna play like they're already i'm not saying
it's right what i'm saying is he's gonna play well andy reed's already planting the seed
andy reed's like hey he's doing fine he's doing really great the quote is actually i just talked to
him he's doing good uh but right now he's here we'll see how he is tomorrow but right now he's
feeling good yeah and andy reed said he's doing great right now which is real positive past all
the deals that he needs to pass so we'll see where it goes from here they literally he could play
tonight he liked the way the chiefs are talking he's gonna play the nfl's concussion doctors have
always said that they would have cleared jfk to reenter the parade yes they would have been like
yeah okay yeah you get just yeah he's just nicked up yeah yeah the crowd wants to see him
they're going nuts for him put him back out so you take that back right i don't i i still think
it's not as cut and dry as you think it is i he's gonna play there's there's no way the
chiefs are not like patrick mehomes they're gonna play here's the reason unless patrick mehomes himself
says i don't want to play which yeah he could he could because he could but if if it's even 50 50
and patrick mehomes like i want to play he's gonna play so patrick mehomes is probably gonna
want to play even if he shouldn't play correct the only thing that's making me think maybe not is
the chiefs have so much invested in terms of the amount of money that they have to pay him nope what
are they paying him like half a billion dollars flags fly forever i hope they don't want to end
up being like drew breeze i don't understand and just have one championship i think if they hadn't
won last year i'd be more on your side in saying that they're gonna play care to make it i would be
shocked if he didn't play i'd be shocked i will actually i don't think should we can we bet on this
i i don't think so probably not yeah i think that the gaming commissions tend to frown on
concussions so heck we totally won't make a bet on this again i'm not saying absolutely not he
should i was like one of your historical jumpsuits okay i'm not saying it's right i'm not saying like
hey uh like don't be a man go play i'm just saying he's gonna play i get your dog
all of it i get your dog for a week i get i get to have i get to have normie in my apartment for
a week all right if he if he does not play deal okay all right i'm gonna take so many hostage
videos i'm gonna set up like an ices flag no one tell me about this next to newspaper we'll keep this
between us yes yeah okay don't don't do not do not tell hanks girlfriend um all right so
yeah it was i mean chat henny the run the run 3.0 now that was incredible yeah like the fact that
he had those wheels and then andy reid like swaggering please swaggering that's the difference
right there between like winning football and losing football he knows that why would i punt
this back why would i do that when i have all these guys on the field that can get open and make
one play and i loved it i loved it and they did the fake out they did the fake out so they faked
out tony rohmer too tony rohmer was like ah jim jim they got all the momentum jim they're not
gonna run a play on this one jim no way they're gonna do a hard god jim i wish you hadn't brought
up his name he was so he was over the top oh my god i wish i loved anything as much as tony
rohmer loves momentum in football right like patrick mahomes got concussed and they walked him
off the field and uh tony rohmer was like i feel a little momentum swing here i think the momentum
yeah yeah the mvp the best player in the nfl is now out of the game so that probably has something to
do with it stop stop just going crazy patrick or tony rohmer that last play call that andy
reid had where he let chat henny throw the ball it's not like he was even trusting chat henny that
much he was just trusting the rest of the team yes to get open and then chat henny to make
probably the easiest throw that he's ever made in his life that that's part of the going back and i
hate to go back to the punt it did take nuts though yeah no it's not out to andy reid's nuts
but when people were saying uh oh you know you got to point it back to chat henny it's not
chat henny it's the cancini chiefs who have travis calcy and tyree kill and they have any
reading eric biannemy calling plays like it's it's not just chat henny you know what i mean like
it's it's not like oh we're just gonna kick it back to chat henny he's gonna flounder back there
and i know he threw that ridiculous i loved it that was such a like fucking i'm just throwing this
uh it was like a rex grossman interception but i i still you know the chiefs have so many
fucking weapons and that first drive by the chiefs was like oh yeah we forgot the chiefs yeah it's
also just great to have a guy named chad in the league yes anytime anytime there's a chat around
thing anything could happen on any given play a chat is a guy that trusts himself a little bit too
much but it's fun to watch them fail sometimes yes and that's what that deep interception was
yes uh we should talk a little bit about the best rule in football ah the the fumble through the
end zone touchback rule everyone says it's a bad rule everyone says actually i think 99.9 percent
of people who discuss it say that it's the worst rule in sports i disagree i think that it's not a
bad rule in fact i think it's a good rule i like the rule first of all let me just throw this one
out there it's chaotic and i like i like chaos you don't like anything that creates chaos but
besides that it's the only rule that favors the defense at all we we talked about it with the
ncda championship game the way that the game is going like every rule change is in favor of the
offense correct within five years you'll be able to drive a car on the field if you play wide
receiver this is the one rule that on defense it gives you like a little bit of it's definitely an
unfair rule but it's the only unfair rule that's unfair in favor of the defense and also when you
get into the end zone weird shit happens in the end zone if you're on offense the rules are different
when it comes to like what is it catch when it comes to extending the ball for a touchdown
rules are different for an offensive player for a defensive player they should be different too
like if you fumble the ball through the end zone why not have it favor now i'm i'm saying this
even though i was betting and oh you were so happy the browns i was fumbled out of the end zone
i was absolutely he was like fuck you browns holy browns this is a live i think it was on a live
stream but i was disappointed that it affected the browns but characters who you are with no one's
watching and even rico bosco even though no that was on my high school weight lifting no you rico
bosco came up with it that was on my wall right they stole from at my high school and they stole
from rico bosco weight lifting right and they sold characters go i don't know what you're talking
about but i'm gonna assume that you're that you're lying about this but i'm still in favor of it even
when it inconveniences but i will i may disagree with what you say sir but i will defend to your
death the right to say it i like uh that's why you're you think that parlor should be back up
the what parlor no i'm on gab now okay nice gab gab gab in it no i i love that it just makes
everyone mad it's so funny because like we know the rule exists and guess what when you
you i mean i i've i've proposed that there should be little nets that you can throw a ball into
but until that happens and this one was was different than like the lunge where a guy
takes a risk because this one it was clear targeting and that was what caused like the
crowd of the helmet was what caused the fumble yeah that was that was bullshit that should have
been a penalty yeah but i agree with you what i'm saying does not like yes that was absolutely
penalty it's funny how like if you're a brown splur and and you take a helmet and swing it at
somebody they call that all the time but when somebody just hits you with theirs they won't
i agree it just it's chaos and people get really really mad and uh it's all it's the funniest part
is like people get really really mad like it surprises them yeah we all know this is the rule
yeah we all knew knew the minute it happened like oh fuck i do think it would be funny
maybe there's the interaction in me but the offense should get to keep the ball
but it should be third and 50 from the 50 third and goal from the 50 okay yeah i don't know that
should be fun that'd be cool yeah make it a real weird fucked up play right because most of the time
will end up being a punt and they would get the the uh defense would end up getting the ball anyway
but third just seeing third and goal from the 50 would just be so much fun how about this the
defense gets the ball but instead of a touch back it's snapped from the goal line no it's
snapped by the defense it snaps five yards into into the end zone is a line of scrimmage
and if you don't get out then it's the offense's ball on a reverse touch back i like that too yeah
i've never seen a ball snapped from the end zone yeah that'd be cool as shit yeah i lost you would
be a hallfamer um uh jay glazer so the the the seeds are being sown here sown so so so'd so'd so'd
jay glazer on patrick holmes the thought is he will be okay to play
it was almost like he got choked out not so much a concussion but still has to go through the protocol
he was trying to get himself back in the game there's a lot of confidence he'll be ready to go
next week they're okay they are laying the groundwork patrick holmes didn't even they are
actually you know what what's gonna end up happening is roger grudel's just gonna hire billy
football to to administer the concussion test they'll be like who was the first to say patrick
holmes didn't get concussed he just got the win knocked out of him oh this guy berserker billy yeah
hi get him to kansas city asa little pro tip roger just say like give a press conference be like we've
seen numerous reports i've read a lot of reports out there that there that there wasn't actually
a concussion they are splitting hairs got choked out it does sound like they're saying like the
difference between a chokehold and like a choke slam oh my god so they're saying he got he got
guillotined is what they're saying yeah and that's what the issue was this is so funny watching jay
like be like listen guys it wasn't a concussion he just got it was like a look you know you ever
eat a fucking tortilla chip and it goes down the wrong pipe that's essentially what happened to
patrick holmes yeah i'm fine needs a glass of water he's good to go i don't know if i'm gonna
trust a guy who who's jog goes into his shoulders to diagnose the neck injury jay i love you but i
don't think you have a neck to injure uh and patrick holmes is tweeting so oh there you go he's
i'm telling you this is they're just the end of it would never go out in a fc championship
game to be played with chad fucking henny come on what what are the historical jumpsuits again i
want to make sure i shut up i'm gonna get your dog i'm gonna dress it up in really embarrassing
clothes choked out is so funny to be like an obvious concussion we all watch so when we saw it his
head hit the ground yep and then if there was a choke that was somehow applied to his neck
in the middle of the rollover that the defender did which yeah maybe you could say there was pressure
put on the neck but at the most it lasted for a half second at the most oh god the nfl is so
fucking funny this i bet you i bet you could tell i had like an emergency conference call
the minute it happened like all right guys what do we got what do we got and then some some
wacky piped in it was like uh we could say he got choked out good get it to glazer let's
fucking go everyone get to work he got choked out
no league like it baby love it oh man he's gonna play he's probably gonna fucking torch the bills
no the bills have their best game in them they're gonna win i love the buffalo bills uh all right
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company forward texas okay uh let's talk a little coaching carousel let's talk a little football
guy the week and then we'll do some who's back the week so uh urban meyer was hired urban meyer
i'm ready for this this is me growing as a man i'm gonna i'm gonna uh say that urban meyer won't
be an abject failure now what does that mean uh i think urban meyer will get to the jags to a
a fc championship game okay well yeah that would be that's a strong that's a strong like border i think
he i don't know if he'll last more than five years that feels like a long time doesn't it
for urban oh yeah i mean five five months would be i was thinking about it more you know i i still
i don't really know how like if i were the jags i wouldn't have hired him but
now that's done they have a ton of draft capital they basically have a roster that he can mold
himself they have trevor lorence he's got all the connections with the local police departments
down in northern florida that he can get people out of trouble for yep he's making a bet on will
trevor lorence be uh very good professional football player and i am down on that bet like i
think he will so i would it would be foolish for me to say urban meyer is gonna suck if trevor if
i think trevor lorence is gonna be good it's that's a very hard walk to do to be like trevor
lorence can be awesome urban meyer is gonna suck so i'm gonna make fun of him when he decides to
quit out of the blue i may have a new contract with his family that he's yeah i made fun of all
the people who told me that he was never coaching again after he said that uh you know he was done
coaching two years ago because the guy will just keep coming back for more but i do think
he will uh have success and because i believe in trevor lorence really that's it's more of a i believe
in trevor lorence yeah i'm very much looking forward to his first apology because nobody
apologizes for things like urban meyer does because he's a big time i'm sorry that you're
asking me to apologize that's like his statement that whoever needs to say i'm sorry for something
i'm also very much looking forward to uh urban meyer trying to figure out how to navigate a
system where he isn't mr urban meyer end all be all of everything because he's he still doesn't
have like personnel say right at the end of the day that's going to come down to the cons the shotgun
who own the team they've got a bigger boat than he does probably fact urban meyer is going to have
to learn how to be second banana i don't think that's in his system he's got urban meyer i don't
think he'll last longer than three years in the nfl i think that's fair i think it's three and a
half three and a half is the overunder yeah well you gotta put like quarter year like three years
and five weeks three three years and then after a prime time loss to the falcons right and it's
going to be great to watch urban meyer interact with other coaches that will be funny because he'll
he'll be hoping for like the respect that he was getting as a college coach right where he's like
multiple championship winner urban meyer he is good friends bill bellichick i think but i don't
think anyone else is going to be like hey urban you're the best yeah he's never coaching the pros
so um that will it just makes football more interesting though urban meyer being in the
pros definitely adds a little something interesting uh brian dabel just got or sorry not brian dabel
brian staley got hired by the chargers he thought it was gonna be brian brian dabel but it was i
guess they're going the defense route yep he doesn't have to move across the country i i like that
hire just because i i just assume if you work for shaw mcvay and shaw mcvay plucked you out that
you probably have uh the brains to do it so what are they going to do on the offensive side who cares
you're gonna have to get hire brian dabel i was going to say shot and hymer get shot and hymer down
there yeah i mean he won it's funny because the seahawks fired him because peak carol was like
we need to reestablish the run and someone needs to take the blame i'm going to be establishing
the fuck out of the run now that i don't have an offensive coordinator who tries to tell me to
let rust cook all the time right so if you want to if you want to get herbert like throwing the ball
more often which i don't know if that's even gonna be possible like he's the guy that you want down
there um so they might go that route but yeah i don't mind going with a defensive guy when
everybody else goes off yeah a little zig and zag yeah um because eventually the guy that zags is
going to be right yes i agree and then uh dan cambell maybe dan talica maybe the lions head coach
which will be hilarious because i did dan talica uh greatest power stance of all time
kind of like we made fun of him as an interim head coach by all accounts everyone loves him
and says he's like a phenomenal uh locker room guy coach and coach but there is something funny
about the fact that dan talica will 100 do the oklahoma drill which is what matt patricia did
his first day as a lions head coach yeah so so dan cambell he's the world's biggest metallica fan
when he took over his interim head coach in miami it was miami right yeah he had all the players
put on black jerseys yep because he fucking loves metallica and they blasted metallica practice
he would like get into shoving matches with his players during practice yep he's they built the
entire plane out of the interim head coach i'm excited to see what happens because they're going
with a mindset of like we tried hiring a rocket scientist now we're going to hire the guy that
kicked his ass in high school yeah the meathead and dan talica is a meathead and i fucking love him
for it uh and then the texans oh i guess roberts all to the jets i got nothing on that seems like
a good hire that might be the zag hire that seems like a really good hire so that was that that does
seem like uh and it's funny because he has to say that he like like sam darnold yeah we'll see how
long that lasts yeah he has to say it you have your your only quarterback yes you can't say
otherwise unless but he's probably going to try to trade for him already uh roberts all also has
one of the greatest holdback guys in all of sports so i hope he's bringing that dude with him because
that guy had a radar lock on his belt i san francisco he's the same thing with with brian staley
like if you if you worked for kyle shanahan or shaw mcbay yeah i just assumed that you probably
have some smarts to you yes yeah that's just kind of put roberts all in the ninja turtle meme he's
also another guy that's past mcbay and then the houston texans who have had probably like
the worst week of any of the nfl teams that's including teams that lost in the playoffs uh
the shaw mwatson definitely wants out i read an article they essentially got hijacked by like
uh chaplain did you yeah yeah he should be he he went into the office and made mcnear cal mcnear
pray with him they pray for for his own future to find a good head coach yes it's crazy it's it made
me feel a little bit better about how dysfunctional the bears are the fact that the texans are being
they essentially like the the owner got got duped by a guy who's like reading palms being like hey
here's what our future tells us this makes me maybe i should go yeah it makes me jack Easterby feel
awesome about rooting for a franchise whose owner is so clearly aligned with satan right he would
never bring a dude in to like pray to god it's crazy it is not so jack easterby is essentially
making the mcnear family pray with him for his own success it's crazy and then guess what if you
fire jack easterby after that prayer yep you're spitting on god yep congrats you get whatever
bad things fired god you fired god you can't do that i'm jack easterby you don't fire god holy
shit i mean what a shit credit to jack easterby yeah like this dude sounds like he's a little
rasputin type guy mm-hmm he's got a little bit of a hammer cock and then i read uh an article
about the eagles who are gonna have enough they're gonna have to hire someone and it all kind of
made sense because howie roseman has a fathead of karson wence in his uh office that's gotta be
an interesting interview and essentially was like he essentially has just been like yeah karson
wence is the best quarterback of all time even though he hasn't won a place played like six
snaps in the playoffs they there was one line in it there was like howie roseman treats karson
wence like he won that super bowl yeah it's like well that's a problem yeah so so they chose him
i heard that josh mcdaniels was interviewing like all day today in philly in philly that it's
that must be a strange thing to walk in sit down there's a fathead of karson wence and the owner
goes uh so what what would your plans be for our offense next week what do you think about the
quarterback situation uh uh josh mcdaniels is probably if the interview lasted so long he's
probably put a chlorofoam rag in their face and then he's been like trying to laser off all the
karson wence tattoos off of howie roseman he's like hey uh so josh you've you know uh worked a lot
in offensive football uh how good do you think you can make karson wence now mind you he is already
incredible but uh yeah talk to me about that how many more super bowls do you think you can get
karson wence already has one yeah super bowl so you think he had three probably be elite if he
like he's he pretty much won an mvp so uh how many more do you think he could put in his trophy
it was crazy karson wence is probably in the interview yes he's probably sitting he's probably
sitting behind yeah josh mcdaniels yeah wrong answer i don't want to run that play god uh man
dysfunctional right let's do football guy the week oh you're saying i was gonna say going back
real quick to the texans thing yeah stay very well because isn't like nick casero he's their new
gm yes i feel like the texans are just hiring as many people as they can well that was part of
it too they hired so many people that just work in the front office then you can't blame me jack
easterby well they they also hired a search firm for their gm and then nick casario wasn't like the
search firm didn't interview nick casario jack easterby just went and hired him yeah it's crazy
so i've been hijacked it's fucking crazy the casario thing seems like a big time bella check
ernie adams operation where it's like we're gonna send casero down there and then he's going to
trade us to sean watson for like a fifth round pick right right right and then he'll come back
in two years when he fails yep yes okay let's do football guy the week and then we will wrap up
with who's back of the week uh jake football guy the week via billy via billy okay billy is
doing a good job with this uh first up uh i guess former slash current chiefs player lauren
duverney tartiff who i believe is sitting out due to covet dr tartiff yes uh he was lifting in the
snow wall on the front lines with first responders oh okay okay standing football guy shape yes uh
greg roman from the ravens bringing the perfect buzz concoction up to the booth he had the dip
up in the booth mbc caught it this is billy's billy just being like oh billy is doing his
job yeah football guy wow he dips i do like to the bench pressing out like on the front lines
this is right when i figured i i figured billy had a good first football guy the week and then
it would just start to trail off uh wade phillips who tweeted i am ready to retire from retirement
i am ready and available let's win okay okay so the guy asking for a job and for the record i would
i would hire him he is ruinful which is okay and then lastly uh col beesley who said when i
had to watch week 17 it tore me up i told them there was no way i was watching another game the
pain i felt watching that game mentally was worse than any pain i was going to feel physically yeah
okay that's not bad skidding halfway there all right good job billy it's just like if billy not
if billy wrote a book about himself like a fantasy book of like billy uh succeeding at the highest
levels of athletics that he wanted to yep he would include all these little anecdotes he also
just he does he also just didn't have enough and then was watching football and said he did ask
that guy dipping he did ask me for a few yeah of course hashtag football guy and said i'm like
four yeah okay um all right before we get to who's back of the week uh are you protecting yourself
bft when you are online you know i'm always protecting myself if there's one thing that
i know about its protection and when i'm online when i'm playing war zone almost got a dub in
war zone the other night guys i gotta i got second place in rebirth minis solos is fucking sick
you're cracked i'm cracked gg's in the chat yep right dubs in the chat got second place it was
sweet and when i'm gaming i'm uh no gg's for second but what who was that no no gg's for
second i don't get gg's for second i mean you get gg's but like you know let's not promote
they're not f second place but i don't get f's in the chat no but you know pft second place like
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hallway uh he won a fight on saturday night on abc yeah on abc he was talking shit to dana white
mid fight while throwing combinations it was like one of the cockiest fighter moves ever seen
somehow not as cocky as the other time that he fought when he was given the guy instructions
during the fight while beating his ass i thought i mean this was crazy he was literally like
he was like he was no look punching yeah essentially um he would go nuts if patrick mohams did that
right exactly um now who's back the week is james harden yeah yeah max halloween never get choked
out and mcgregor's fighting this week so just you know big week for the ufc from the back of his neck
oh my god there's a glancing bloat of snack unbelievable he's got a uh it's uh it's actually
his shoulder not his not his neck and james harden's back had a triple double in his first game with
the nets looks skinny and oh my god now i saw this and people were roasting it and i was shocked as
well but what well so he was very fat like three days new god and then he was very skinny um
um i can understand it it happens not water weight not to that extent he was just wearing it was
really just if the red is not a slimming color because you wear in red you look it's like oh
that's a cool aid man yeah if you wear if you wear a shirt that's that's too tight things can
look really really bad so it was so funny though it was so fucking funny the fact that he's on the
nets now and that's gonna be fun to watch it's great and i mean i i do have a couple theories
about one was that he was wearing some sort of like vest some sort of weight it's layers dude he had
like nine wife beaters on underneath his jersey that's actually a possibility remember that might
have happened remember the nlcs 2015 when i got fucking roasted layers and i was like dude it's
layers and people like dude what are you talking about layers like i was wearing 17 shirts that
can happen so i'm i'm in on that so the other theory i have is that he's got a twin brother
i think i think he just might have a fat twin and he was like hey i need to get out of houston
you mind stepping in my uniform and absolutely like go out there and try your hardest yeah and it'll
look like i really really suck it's also he can do he can deceptively change how people see him
because he's got the beard like you can always tell when someone's had a rough weekend from their
face you can't tell what james harden's face yeah so if he sticks sticks his gut out a little bit
like i bet you if he had shaved if he had a shaved beard i bet you we wouldn't be thinking like oh my
god he lost all that weight he probably looks about the same he whatever happened like the black shirt
between four weeks ago and today there's something like he might have just drank a shittler that
diarrhea tea he might also just like i as someone whose body reacts poorly to carbohydrates like
if i if i go two days without eating carbs i do look five pounds lighter do you think that
easy do you think that maybe if it is the twin theory that was his twin in the playoff game
that came out there that one really weird time also likes to do drugs i think that he's got
just like a fat slob of a twin brother yeah that he just puts in for himself like the copy of the
copy for multiplicity he's like when i need to really fuck something up played like it yeah call
this guy yeah such a funny i mean the whole we win we went yeah so the viewers win uh all right
who's your who's back pft uh my who's back of the week is deshaun watson photoshop's every team has
him every team so i don't care who you are unless you're like again the bears were the first unless
you're one of the top five quarterback led teams in the nfl there's a deshaun watson photoshop and
there probably is actually those are the ones i haven't seen i haven't seen a chief's one yet
i haven't seen a bill's one yet i haven't seen a packers when i i would like to see those franchises
get involved in the sweepstakes because the photoshop's they they make me feel alive it's great
looking at a photoshop of a player in a jersey that's not the current one that he's wearing because
it's like hey this could be new this is cool this could be changed this is different uh but i
fucking love the deshaun watson photoshop i hope they choose is where he goes based strictly on
which photoshop chicago is the best yeah give him everything uh my other who's back of the week is
horny darin revelle actually no i i'm gonna put him as our our podcast baby brawn of the week oh my
god baby revelle is our baby brawn of the week um he put up this instagram story on friday i believe
it's a picture of him as a three-year-old with his arm around a three-year-old girl
and he just looks like a pimp i'm just gonna call it as i see it darin is his boss he's a
fucking pimp in this picture he says older throwback january 1982 i was three i always love girls
never thought they were disgusting this was my friend leslie at the pool at woodmont country
club in tarmac florida i need help finding her to catch up guessing she's 45 now so leslie if you're
out there but god damn it man this could be a nice love connection a nice sleep sleepless in
seattle moment leslie you remember that three-year-old that just rocked your world from the pool
because he thought you didn't have cooties yeah the guy who didn't even need to wear floaties
in the shallow end uh that guy is on the prowl right now it's and he is a sports business reporter
as if you needed another reason to get back with him sports gambling reporter oh excuse me yeah
really good a lot of cards um i he's just this actually is is i would throw this in the uh
like positive for revelle because he so revelle does no hear hear me out hear me out revelle
does things that are so fucking stupid and annoying that you're like this guy can't be real
and then he does something like this and you're like oh he really isn't real because he thinks
that was normal and he's like he doesn't think what he was doing was creepy yeah so it almost
helps him in a backwards way because you're like okay his brain is broken you know what i mean like
if he like it's not his fault right it's not his fault it's not he does this every now and then
where it's like you know what hand up that was even for you darin that was so ridiculous and
stupid and out of control that and you defended it so now i can't even mad at you because it's so
crazy it's crazy in a way that is it makes it a uh legally sound set up for if he ever has to
plead insanity he can point back to this i was and then they're like yeah he's like hey uh well
your honor may i submit exhibit a and it's just a picture of darin revelle trying to get with a girl
that he thinks aged well from the age of three right he's like she was hot for your honor you have to
admit yes for a three-year-old when i was a three-year-old and mind you mind you i i liked girls
even back then so not afraid of him yeah the it's just you know i mean though when he does this
and then he doubles down and he defends it when everyone's like hey man that's kind of weird
it actually makes me like okay let's lay off revelle because it's like it's such a lost cause
you can't even explain this to him you kind of sound like a beta right you sound like a guy that
thought girls were disgusting no i honestly sound like i was just giving up on like i i'm so exhausted
by him his personality i wouldn't be here without him true it's true he's just an exhausting for a
guy i don't have any real interaction with he's an exhausting personality imagine being leslie right
now if you see if you if you get a phone call from darin revelle and he's like hey hey leslie you
probably already know this from the sound of my voice but it's me darin from the kiddie pool
remember me i was three wasn't afraid to talk to you oh my god what would they even talk about
uh she would three divorce her husband immediately and get taken on a wild ride by the d-man oh
he's the worst uh my who's back of the week is um what a poonhound well i have a goatee so
goatees are back officially i i feel like i should be driving a miata and your brave's relief
pitcher from 1997 not paying child support yeah that's that's the vibe i feel right now you can
make all those things happen i could i could buy a miata and be out of my son's life yes if i wanted
to yeah i mean that this goatee sticks the van the van dyke is your first step on that
mm feels good all right jake end us with with the who's back average joes because uh michael
le floor was hired by the jets everyone's on twitter is making the same joke about uh michael
le floor adam floor and peter le floor from dodgeball okay got it oh we didn't even say
arthur smith got hired by the felt oh yeah they got two arthers dude he's got no neck no neck
he looks they found the best picture of him and it was the worst picture i've ever seen he looks
like fat niggas cage it's great it's fucking great so it's a wonderful hire i think because no no
neck is definitely a good hire who knows if you're if your football coach has no neck that's good
hire and his dad is richer than harther blank yeah his crazy his dad can boss around his boss which
is i met matt le floor not adam no that's okay we got it yeah this is a mistake a huge correct to
myself well but i mean you know what this is what happens billy doesn't count on time and then jake
just lets everything you got you got too comfortable jake coming from the shoes a great show up until
this point that's why we had billy around was to make you feel like like he could take your job at any
second all right 100 18 8 i hope we get it right here then that's 21 what'd you guys guess 8181
47 damn it a snail can sleep for three years at a time wait let me just check uber facts real quick
yeah and i just googled animal facts and i came up did you know that squirrels actually when they
have nuts in their mouth it would take a swarm of about 1.1 million mosquitoes sucking at the same
time during all the blood from an adult human wait let me let me do one let me do one let's all do
one stupid animal facts animal facts a pig's orgasm last 30 minutes
uh the african elephant is the largest living land-dwelling animal a bat can eat up to 1000
insects per hour wait hang on these are pretty good a snail can sleep for three years at a time
yeah save him we got a whole week just don't tell him where he is polar bears have black skin and
see through fur love you guys
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