Pardon My Take - NFL Draft With Peter Schrager, Dillon Brooks Sucks At Being A Villain, Who's Back And More

Episode Date: April 24, 2023

Dillon Brooks touched Lebron's penis and he sucks at being a villian (00:00:00-00:10:21). We talk all NBA playoffs, Knicks basketball being back, Warriors survive late, and the Sixers and Celtics is going to happen (00:10:21-00:50:05). Hockey playoffs have been incredible all weekend (00:50:05-00:58:25). Who's back of the week including our blue checkmarks and the big fight saturday night (00:58:25-01:22:04). Peter Schrager joins the show to talk NFL Draft, what he's hearing from different teams, how far could some of the QB's fall and what happened with the Lions suspensions (01:22:04-02:06:14). We finish with Max's insane sleep walking story and the lottery ball machine (02:06:14-02:17:56).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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penis. He touched his penis PFT right in the penis right in the penis. Yeah, but he's a villain. He got over penalized because he's a villain now. According to Dylan Brooks, he just kind of like made himself a villain. He just said, you know what, I feel like becoming a villain this post season. So he's kind of following his he's called his shot and then he's falling up on it. And yeah, he went he went right at him. That seemed like that was definitely intentional, right? Yeah, it was you can't touch another man's penis. I just like calling it penis. I use that as a caption and everyone's like, What the fuck? Why do you is one of those things that you know, when you get a when someone hits someone in the dick, you say dick. But when you say penis, it sounds

like something way more egregious. Like he touched LeBron James's penis. He did he did it was sauce as hell. And actually, you could make the argument that since Dylan Brooks doesn't think that LeBron James is a man, he didn't know that he was going to hit him in the penis he was trying to hit him in the labia. Yes, he missed and contact with his dick. So Dylan Brooks, you just said it, but I'll I'll say it even with more of my chest. Dylan Brooks is an all time fraud. He is a fraud. He's a fake tough guy. His quote afterwards. So he did two things. One, well, he did three things. He hit LeBron James the penis, then he got ejected and afterwards said he didn't want to talk to the media. Then in shoot around on sat Sunday, he said, the media make is making me a villain.

The fans making me a villain. That just creates another persona on me talking about his flagrant to call in game three. Dude, you did all of this. You decided that you wanted to be a villain. You have been wearing like, you know, you dress as like Stone Cold Steve Austin one game, you know, in the regular season, you are an agitator. You told LeBron James he's old. You said you don't respect him. He puts 40 on him. Dramon Green, whatever you want to say about him, at least backs up everything he says. Pat Beverly backs up what he has to say. Dylan Brooks, basically the first sign of things like, Oh, maybe I'm maybe people don't like me. He folded and was like, it's all your guys fault. It's none of my fault. Fuck that. You are the reason why we think you're

a villain, which I like, by the way, because I like sports having villains, but you have to at least own up to the fact that not only did you touch LeBron James and the penis, but you also shot your team out. They scored nine points in the first quarter. Dylan Brooks went three for 13 in 19 minutes of game time. He's not a shooter. And he was like, I'm going to try to win this game myself. Dylan Brooks, like, say what you do. Just fucking stand up for yourself and be like, yeah, I touch his penis and next game, I'm going to make sure he scores less than 20 or something like that. It lean into it. You are a complete fraud when it comes to this stuff. Next time touches penis more than once. Yeah, keep it keep touching it till it gets hard. That's how I'll know

that you're about that life. Yeah, be a man about it. Dylan Brooks. He's you're right. He's tried too hard to become a villain. And now he's he's running away from the villain reputation because it's penalizing him. If you're a real villain, like Draymond, you get penalized for being a villain and you love it. You love that shit, right? He doesn't he's not you can't you can't also you can't just say like I'm a villain now. That's to it's you have to demonstrate a body of work to become a villain. And he hasn't done that yet. Yeah, he's not he's not built up the rap sheet necessary to become a true villain. Like it's if Jake said that he was a villain, because he repeatedly beats Hank at golf over and over and over again. Then I'll buy that. But

you can't just say it like one time because he beat him one time at golf, right, right, right, right, right. Exactly. Right. So you admit Jake beats you over and over. Yeah. Has he ever touched your penis? No. Okay, you had to pause there for a second. Wait, well, I did touch your last year. Oh, yeah, you did. Yeah, that hurt. Yeah, you touched his penis. Yeah. So Dylan Brooks. I mean, the Grizzlies, I didn't think they had a shot in that game just because you poked the bear, you poked LeBron James, but then coming out and scoring nine points in the first quarter, was that the lowest? That was the lowest in a playoff game, right? Nine points in the first quarter. We talked about it a couple of weeks ago, the biggest like margins and how they're not all

created equally 35 to nine was game over. That was the largest margin I've ever seen on a basketball court after the first quarter. And I LeBron, he didn't put up 40. So I guess like that's what Dylan Brooks should have said. He'd been like, I'll talk to the media. Okay, let me see. Did LeBron put 40? No. Okay, still don't respect him. Do that. Well, because, because Dylan got kicked out of the game. So then LeBron's like, I don't need to put 40 on him anymore. This guy's already out of here. He wasn't, he wasn't scoring 40 anyway. He was at like, maybe 18 points when it happened. But he still could have. He could have, he could have, but still, like lean into it and say that LeBron didn't score 40. And so yeah, they won, but you don't respect them. Have you heard

this one big cat? Have you heard about this one? He said Dylan Brooks said that he wanted to play Cleveland or Miami LeBron, but he ended up playing Bangkok LeBron. Oh, nice. That's a great one. So they scored seven points in a first quarter. Oh, you just looked it up because it triggered something in your memory. Didn't it? Yeah. When was that? Isaiah Thomas era against the Hawks. Oh, Jesus Christ. Seven is in a first quarter. In a first quarter. Because that's the thing is if it happens in a third quarter, it doesn't matter because you're looking at the score. It's like, oh, they have 48 points or something, but in the first quarter, when it just sits out there, it's brutal. Yeah. If it happens in the third quarter, it's like, well, they, they went on a

huge run in the third. Yeah. But if it happens at the, at the start of the game, it's like, well, this game's over already. Either way, that game, uh, Lakers, we knew it like Anthony Davis played pissed off because he got embarrassed in game two. And then we had John Morant just go absolutely nuclear in the fourth quarter. And I was sitting there being like, yeah, maybe if Dylan Brooks didn't shoot 13 times in 19 minutes and your best player, you know, had the ball a little bit more, you, the Grizzlies might have been in this game because he was sensation. I think he ended up with like 45. He scored like 20 in the fourth, I think. So it was, uh, I, this series is fun, though. I hope that Dylan Brooks stops being a pussy and starts just being a villain again

and not being like, what was me? He actually, he reversed psyched out himself by telling LeBron, like you got to give, he's got to give me 40. He made himself try to go out there and give LeBron 40. Right. That's, that's the mindset that he was in, which is, that's how you know he's not about that life really. Yes. Um, and shout out, by the way, the, uh, the court crew at, there's a crypto now, not staples anymore crypto. Uh, the fact that Clippers and the Lakers had a home game on the same day blew my mind in a playoffs. Like I think they might do it at regular season, but like playoffs is a lot of stakes. Like what if you, what do you put one of the floorboards in wrong? LeBron gets hurt. Yeah. We're watching the LA Kings right now. Yeah. We're watching. Yeah.

They had four playoff games in like 48 hours. Did we get a sick ass time lapse video of the floor becoming ice? It was awesome. It was, you know, that's my, that's my favorite part of the post season is when they do those time lapses. It's incredible. No, we, the, the sick, sick, uh, time lapse was the Clippers going to the Lakers as quickly as possible because it was, it was literally like three hours in between both games. I've never even heard of that time lapse. Yeah, it was awesome. I, I, when I realized the Clippers and Lakers were both playing home games on the same day, I was like, just give me the time lapse. Let's just go to the time lapse and it was, it, yeah, it delivered. It absolutely delivered. Um, okay. Let's talk some other games. We should

talk about, uh, Max, your sixers, take, take care of business, clean sweep of the nets. Uh, should we do the hurt or injured by Morgan and Morgan? America's number one law firm is Joellen B. Hurt or injured? I see he's hurt. It's just, it's just hurt. You said he wasn't though. No, I mean, if, if we're, if I'm choosing between hurt or injured, I'm going, I'm going with hurt. Hurt. Okay. PFT. What do you think? I think he's, he's always hurt. So this means because he's extra hurt, he's injured now. Yeah. Aren't the playoffs about playing hurt? He's, yeah, he would have, I think he would have played if it, if it wasn't a meaningless game. Did, have you guys, have the sixers thought about maybe like telling Joellen B the season

starts like January 1st, because it does feel like every year we get to exactly this point in the calendar and he gets hurt. Yeah. I mean, he was pretty, he was pretty much healthy all year. Well, you got the MVP. Timing is, timing is unfortunate. Yeah. Timing is unfortunate, but we'll have a week to get ready for the next series. Could be the Hawks, who knows. And he'll be ready to go. I know Doc's given the whole 50-50 that he's going to play. He's not going to play. He's going to fucking play. Well, if he doesn't play, B-ball Paul was awesome. True. Double, double. Go buy the shirts, by the way. We're actually collabing with B-ball Paul. So we have shirts in the Barstool store with B-ball Paul. Other things from this game was

Spencer, didn't shitty finishes the season. Oh, and for after being called Spencer, didn't shitty. That's he's never, he may never win a game again. PFT. Yeah. And that's one of those where if, if you watch, if I watch Spencer didn't, would he play? I'm like, this guy's pretty good. He's, he's, he takes a lot of shots and he's the focal point of that offensive times, but if you actually play with him, you realize like this dude, we cannot win with this guy. Yeah. He's Spencer didn't shitty. I also have a quote for you that I'd love for you to take a guess who said the quote is watching my team get swept hurt and I don't ever want to feel that way again. Hmm. I'm going to say watching my team get swept hurt and I don't want to ever feel that way again.

I am going to go with Rob Thompson. Okay. It was Ben Simmons and he said it. I fucked up. I was thinking baseball. So I went to the Phillies. Yes. Yes. It was Ben Simmons. He said it in 2020 and since that quote, he's watched his team get swept two out of the last three years. Well, he only watched two of the sweeps this time because he didn't go on the road and watch the games in Philadelphia. Yeah. Well, no, but he saw, he saw this one. Yeah. Live because it, the sweat, the sweep technically happened in front of him. Yeah. Yeah. The last game did. I'm curious, Max, were you close enough to throw something at Ben Simmons? Um, no. It's just, it's the perfect quote because literally he was like, yeah, I don't like trying

to pump himself up like I don't ever want to be back here. And now he's watched two teams in back to back years of his get swept. You know what a good way for him to prevent that would be is if you played. Yeah. Maybe it could have probably simple fix. They probably could have used it. Oh, you don't think you would have had a difference? He sucks. He wasn't even getting, he wasn't even getting time when he was healthy. Who is your favorite player on the, on the sixes right now? Is it Tyrese Maxie? Yeah. Easy. Yeah. He's been awesome. He's my guy. I mean, he's, he's also so fun and such like a personable guy and he's so good. He's so fast. So strong. So strong. What else? His hair smells good. I bet it does. Yeah. He's the best. Yeah. Great smile. Great smile.

Great smile. Yeah. So the nets are done. Thank God that we could just get rid of them. I don't, there's nothing really, nothing to say about the nets. I don't even know like a, like I, how many nets fans right now are just watching the Knicks and being like, fuck, I really should have just, I should have just been a Knicks fan. Yeah. I mean, the only thing that the Nets have to root for now is like just hoping maybe KD gets, the Suns lose the first series somehow. Yeah. Some way. And the Knicks somehow like blow a three one lead to Cleveland. Yeah. They need a double three one lead loan right now. All right. So the Knicks calves. Let's talk about, I went to the game on Friday night. The Mecca

was electric. I got on side talk PFT. The, the, you know, the, the guys who interview people after games, the Bing Bong and everything. Yeah. I don't know if they'll ever put my clip in. I just hushed the whole entire crowd. And then I was like, I don't give a fuck about the Knicks, but I just hit my nuclear warhead missile play. And then everyone lost it. Cause I think you, it was a great setting because you could say literally anything and everyone will go crazy. Like you, you could just be like, fuck the Pope. And everyone would be like, oh, shit, that was awesome. It was, it was a great audience. People in New York lose their mind over the next, which I love. I hope they, I hope they keep going through the playoffs because

I just want to spend time. I'll take the traffic jams outside MSG. It's just good to see the city pretend to be happy about something for a little bit. I actually bet you like the, the mirror approval rating goes up when the Knicks are winning in the playoffs, like every, it would have fucking loved to Blasio. That's, that's the problem with the Blasio. Everyone hated him, but maybe if the teams won occasionally, they would be like, you know, this guy's a pretty fucking good mayor. Things are going pretty good. Yeah. Yeah. It was, um, I, this series is like, I don't understand the calves. They can't rebound even though they have Evan Mobley and Jared Allen and the Knicks like Julius Randall has

just been garbage. And the Knicks still look so much better than them, which if you're a Knicks fan, you're probably saying yourself as Julius Randall isn't, I think he's, he's scored seven points today. He, even watching him on Friday night, he loves doing the spin move and then missing threes. That's like his two favorite things to do. And the Knicks are winning without him playing well. And it's all thanks to Jalen Brunson and Josh Hart, who I, Josh Hart was awesome today. I saw a video and Josh Hart has to play well because Josh Hart went on JJ Reddick and Tommy Alters podcast and then they did a shoot around after JJ Reddick's eight year old son beat Josh Hart in a three point contest. That rocks. Yeah. So he's got a, it was that possible?

It was crazy. I don't got what I was nuts. I fully believe that JJ Reddick's son could be. Yeah. I mean, if anyone's son could be that good, but eight years old, I feel like NBA players don't miss if there's no defense. I, I was, I watched the video. It wasn't, they weren't NBA threes. So maybe he could be like, Oh, I don't, but it was crazy. An eight year old. Were they playing, was he playing with the regulation ball? Yeah. Regulation ball. He said something, he mumbled something about how he had just played the day before and had to guard Jamal Murray, but it's like, dude, he's eight. He's eight years old. That rocks. That rocks so hard. So full disclosure. I didn't get a chance to watch this game on Friday.

Deal with other stuff. Same thing with, with the most recent game, but I did watch an electric highlight of the game, which was Donovan Mitchell missing another three pointer. Yeah. I think he went, he went like what, 0 for nine at one point. He just kept shooting and he kept missing and the crowd just kept cheering louder and louder with every single miss that he had. He had the role. Yeah. He had an air ball on Friday night, like a true old fashioned air ball, like just miss the whole, whole, like not like a, like maybe, oh, maybe there was someone close that maybe like tipped it. It was just miss the whole fucking thing. There's something about a crowd that I absolutely love when they cheer harder for their opponents demise than they do

for their own victories at times. And it felt like the crowd was catching fire every time he missed a shot. So that, that was awesome. I'd also like to put my hand up because I, I made a lot of fun of the New York Knicks and their fans when they were going all in on Brunson and they were acting like Brunson was about to be their, their savior this off season because they didn't hit on like the two first guys that they were going after right when free agency started. And I was like, Oh, you guys are settling on Brunson right now. Yeah. Like that guy's going to get you guys some playoff wins. I was wrong. Hand up man enough to admit it. I was very wrong. I'd like to apologize to the entire city of New York. Well, that's, that's the funniest part about them going after

Donovan Mitchell is that's who they wanted to. They wanted Donovan Mitchell. He's from New York and they were like, yeah, Donovan Mitchell jail Brunson is incredible. I love like he, his game is just so old school and every, every 10, 12 footer is like a layup for him. And also we should say RJ Barrett, who has been pretty much maligned, I'd say, cause he signed a big deal and has not lived up to it, has like played very well in this series. So the Knicks, they're fun. That crowd was one of like the top crowds I've been a part of. Like it was loud from the first tip all the way through the game, just very into the game. It was, it was good to see the Knicks like good again. Yeah. I've been to a few games at MSG. I don't think I've been to a Knick game there. I've been

to a bunch of Rangers games there, but every time they do the celebrity camera in the audience, every time I've been there, Christopher Maloney from Lawn Order, that's like the first guy that they show. And the pop that guy gets is fucking intense. Yeah. Big time. I think I'm trying to think who it was Justin Tuck, Fat Joe did a concert and half time that ruled. I'm trying to think who else was Chris Christie is always mulling around there, clogging up the aisles. Yeah, I feel like the Sunday, the Sunday afternoon game brings out all the stars because they like Ben Stiller was there today. There was a bunch of people. Yeah. Davidson. Yeah. Pete Davidson. They, they, they pack it. It was, it was an awesome crowd. Like I have to admit, it was a fucking,

I got there like maybe 20 minutes early and there was a couple dudes. I was doing the game time ad read. There were these two dudes who look like they had been sitting there for like five hours, just drinking beers, like like $13 beers, just getting ready. Cause they like one of them came over to ask for a picture and he almost fell down all the steps. And this was before the game. And I was like, good job guys. Like this is, this is what playoff basketball should be about. No, it's such a flux to get drunk on $15 beers. Yes. Yes. Uh, okay. Other series. I, the Clipper Suns. All I have is that Russell, Russell Westbrook is the real winner. He's like, I can't believe that we're at a point where we're watching a playoff series

and we're saying, like, could you imagine how bad the Clippers would be if they didn't have Russell Westbrook? He, he's just trying so hard and actually playing well while Kauai and Paul George sit on the bench and the Clippers dream team is they're, they're in the running for like biggest bust of a dream pairing ever. Right? Yeah. I mean, just considering that neither one has really played together, like they haven't played together as a unit, especially in the post season. So, um, yeah, I mean, I just, I felt like it was a good team that they were assembling because like Kauai, how can you miss with Kauai? He's proven that he can, he can like be a superstar on the playoffs. He's played on some bad teams that he was like still motivated to play on at

times before his, his mysterious quad injury on the Spurs. It felt like this was a good move for the Clippers. Um, but yeah, it's got to be, it's got to be super, super disappointing. Now he's probably going to be out. I wouldn't surprise me if he was out for the rest of the series, if he, if he missed in that game. Yeah. I mean, it's just one more game, most likely. And it's also, but you do have a good excuse though. At the same time, if you're a Clippers fan, you have, you have the injured excuse. You have the Kauai got injured excuse, which is always, it's good to have. And that's what really Clippers fans have been great at having throughout their long story playoff history. Um, but it's, it's always good to be able to be like,

if Kauai had played, we win that series. Yeah. I mushed him when I said that he was a face of load management and then hasn't played since. I also, there's a certain, some franchises are just cursed. Like the Vikings are cursed, right? There's, there's different, I mean, the Cubs were cursed for a hundred years, right? The Clippers are cursed because if you told the Clippers fan that we would be in the year 2023 and you would have had Kauai Leonard and Paul George signed with your team and Chris Paul, who's 38 years old is hitting big shots in the fourth quarter to like put another, you know, to, to end your team and end your season. They'd be like, well, how did this happen? You know what I mean? Like Chris Paul, best Clipper of all time,

probably, I don't know. I don't know the whole history of Blake and Chris Paul. Blake is of my vote. Baron Davis, Baron Davis, but you, and he did it a couple of years ago or whatever it was. Yeah. Two years ago when Paul George almost took him to the finals and the, and the sons beat him then, like this is just as tortured as torture gets where you have the guy who played for your team for so many years, so many like agonizing playoff losses. Now he's on the other side and you're still doing the same thing. You're just losing and agonizing fashion. And again, Chris Paul looks fantastic and it would be an utter disappointment if he didn't win a championship this year. Like complete, complete career defining disappointment if he didn't at least get,

but he's got to get to the finals and he's got to play all the games in the finals. And if he does not win, I'd say like write him off. He's a, he's a yeah, but guy at that point. And Katie's doing exactly what I would do, by the way. He's saying, I wish Kawhi was playing. I really do because it would be so much more fun if I was getting to compete against their best players. I wish so bad that he was out on the, I would do that all day if I was playing against a team that was injury riddled. I'd just be like, Oh man, this sucks. It doesn't even feel like I'm winning. I'm sorry, guys. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's the, it, it tries me not to what guys say, but I absolutely would say the same thing. Man, 100% really, really wish that. Also, did you see the

news about Kawhi's sister? Yeah, that was kind of crazy. It's kind of crazy. I just want to say like, they should not be so Kawhi's sister got arrested for murder. She got convicted of murder, convicted of murder, excuse me, got convicted of murder. And they're using Kawhi Leonard's face as the picture in every news article about his sister getting convicted of murder. I think that should be against the law. Yeah. Yeah. They're basically being like, they're not even saying her name. They're just saying sister of Kawhi Leonard convicted of murder for beating up an old lady in a casino in 2019. Yeah. Yeah. It's a pretty, it's a crazy story, but they should not have Kawhi's face on as like the headline of that. Yeah. And stand up for my man Kawhi there.

I agree. I agree. Okay. Heat box. All I had for this one was this is just the curse series. Everyone's hurt. Jimmy Butler got hurt. Virtual Ola Depot. I think like Tora's knee again, which is awful. Yeah, he's terrible. He's out. He might be out for forever. Yeah. That's Patella. You could tell to everyone, like all the players and everyone was just like, you know, pow over their head, you know, shaking up because this guy fought so hard to come back. And now he looks like he's back to square one. Yannis obviously hasn't played since game one. Duncan Robinson. What hero to hero. Yeah. Yeah. Like every this I actually don't know what's going like what how's this happening? This entire series is cursed. Yeah. It's been it's been crazy to

watch the torn patella that's in terms of reactions from guys that are on the court or on the field when an injury happens. I'd say that the torn patella is always the worst. People just like cover their heads. Like you said, they start puking. The guy starts like screaming. I remember when Victor Cruz tore his. Yep. That was a bad scene. That's probably the worst one. Yeah, it's bad. And then the one positive of this series is our guy Duncan Robinson is back. He's out of Spose doghouse. He scored 20 points. He went five or six from three. It's good because he's getting shit on. We have his back. We catch it all been trashing him all season. Yeah. Look, get the platform. He's taking advantage. Yeah. Like put them on the trash even for being

a podcaster. No, they're trashing him first like bad contract. Oh, that's not I thought. They're trashing his podcast for platforming Duncan Robinson. Okay, you're paying him this and he's not doing anything. Well, that's not look, they let him do something. And yeah, also, I never never blame a player for their contract. No, not all. No, how many more injuries do we have to go through until Haslam starts getting some minutes? That's the real question. I think he did he get in two minutes. He played two minutes on Saturday night. So to answer your question, we're there. That's awesome. That's how cursed this is. That's that's how you know, I want I want Haslam to start at some point. I don't want anybody

to get we never root for injuries. God forbid. But I would say that we're probably like one injury away at this point from him starting a game. Yeah, it's it's an insane series. Jimmy Butler still is like such a good player. But hopefully he he also feels like a guy who gets injured in I feel like the last few playoffs he's missed a couple games here and there. So let's just turn injuries off, turn them off and be a bead we can't even that just happens. That's that's like you wake up in the morning and you take a shit and be gets injured. It doesn't happen as much as I think you're thinking of him running out of gas. Oh, condition at the end of the year. So he just doesn't play well. You're right. I got confused. He also just acts like he's

injured all the time. Like for for five seconds after most plays and people he'll have that look on his face where grimaces and you're like, Oh, shit. Oh, shit. This is bad. Pft. The tension between Hank and Max is building to such a perfect level. Like it's not all the way there yet. Because Hank still has to beat the Hawks, but like the little chirps and stuff have started and it's fucking great. It's everything I've wanted. I'm so excited. Me too. I feel as Hank has had huge rivalries with everybody in this room. You just keep cycling through us. You keep bouncing from one to the other and Max versus Hank. That's that's a rivalry. I think that's going to top all of them. Yeah. I mean, that one goes back. I mean, even before Max was on the

show, we talked a lot of shit in the office. This is just a continuation on this program. Max also the latest is he didn't want. I said there has to be a sweep clause in the upcoming Celtic Sixers series. Max was talking. Max was drunk the other night. So group text, I think being like, Oh, the Celtics lost real shame. Yeah. That's where it's really going down. But Max was like, I don't want a sweep clause. And I reminded him, you can't say you don't want to sweep clause when like three months ago, you said Philly's title town. You can't you can't get swept in the second round. If you're title town. Yeah. No. Yeah. No. No. Sweep clause is in sweep clauses.

All right. So sweep clause is if either team sweeps the other guy has to do the sole patch for three months. No. No. No. No. What? That's a sweep clause. That was not the sweep clause. Max. Max, I'm in on it. I agree to the sweep on behalf of Max. You can't grow a sole patch. Oh, I can't. I can go. That's that's the only thing I can grow pubes in a sole patch. But it would take you like six years. But you doing a facial hair bed is like me doing a weight gain pet. Yeah. Like it's not really hurting you. If I was like a loser has to gain 10 pounds. I already get roasted for for my facial hair. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, the sweep clause three months. No. No. No. No. No. No. Where did you where you both are three months from till the football

season? No. No. No. So bad summer. No way. So bad summer will be great. Yeah. I almost want to lose this match. Hank was like already scheduling out the games being like if the Celtics lose when would I have to have a sole patch? It's it's it's going to be great. Watching the no we just it's two full two full cycles. Two full cycles is the is the sweep. You shouldn't agree to that because he he is more likely to get swept and also he's a fucking Gorilla he grows hair like Yeah, they say a month. I think one month see three months. You're not no way so much Hank the cells are not gonna It's true. So just say three months. Can't do three months. We can't do three months two months

To two months two months, but they have to be both the months have to be 31 days one month one month one month two months six weeks What about what about two months, but they can be non-consecutive months so you can do the first one right now And then you can do the second one in October. I Don't hate that. Okay. All right deal. Fuck Bullshit Six years get fucking sweat

Don't get sweat. Don't get don't talk shit and then get swept. I don't like don't even talk that much shit I might be up there with the Zach Wilson and Patrick Mahomes Yeah, dude, just it's very easy so long people are gonna be so bored Six weeks. No, it's gonna be fine. You said it yourself if people Paul will win a game He's so good if the sixers get swept. I will never forget. All right I'll put it. We'll put it in bead cause and be that's play at least half the games Did Yes, okay

All right, so that so it's two months non-consecutive two months and beat has to play at least half the games I love it. That's what you're doing the math in your head Yeah October so you can do it. Okay, who cares about October? Yeah, people just be like, oh, it's a Halloween costume for at least one weekend So we're not gonna be nutting anyway. No, it's November. Fuck do November, but yeah, so it's one month The sweep close would be one month Now immediately and then I can use my other month. Yes, okay, but it can't be February before you cannot be Unless it's a leap year before the end of the year. No before the end of the year before before the end

Yeah, that's fine. That's fine. That's fine for leap year. Is it? Yeah, cuz you guys started 26 Okay, you can do 20 24 February cuz that's fun. If it's a leap year if it's if it's 29 Days, okay, fine. Okay. Oh man. Max Max losing another Super Bowl with a soul patch would be so awesome All right, Hank, what do you think about the Celtics and Hawks? You lost the game. Yeah, that was a good I'm actually gave it to you. Yeah, he was he was chirping like Well, he looks like we're gonna lose a series, but it was a good It was a good wake-up call the Celtics didn't play defense the Hawks hit. I think 78% of their threes Is that Frank Fleming stat?

I don't think so. I think that's I think that's accurate. Okay. Okay It was a good wake-up call they can't play defense like that, you know in the to win in the playoffs They got, you know, it was a wake-up call they and now they're good back on track. You know what? It's good It happened in this round. Yeah. No, I I agree 44% of their threes Maybe it was the first half, I don't know what it was They didn't miss a shot. They didn't miss a shot. They hit 70% of the ones that I saw They didn't even hit they went 56% from the field like overall 81% from first row 43.76%

Wait, you guys were winning 37 33 in the first quarter. It was a crazy quarter So when the Hawks hit they're all their threes. No, it's 43. Maybe it was during a media time I just see a sweet 43 points for the Hawks and 76% shooting in the first. Thank you Jake. Okay That was from March 6 totally disregard that I'm just like I just typed in hawk 76% the I don't know where That game that was the game I was talking about they sell this in the Hawks played a game That's hawks heat at the end of the regular season where It was like 100 the Celtics won like 134 to 129. There was no defense that game on friday was the same way

Hank did did you I figured did you say 78% or 76? He said 76 and then Jake's on the Hawks hitting 76 The 76ers are in Hank's head so hard. Oh, no, that's true. I'm the whole No, maybe no, maybe no Uh, okay, if we sweep so you guys are you guys are okay series over. Yeah done Yeah, no question. No None, I'm I'm curious I'll do one of the Hawks go 76 from three again If the Celtics lose the series, I'll do the sole patch out of respect two months

one month Max I'm curious from your perspective and all this technically, I think Hank's your boss Has this has this rivalry impacted your professional relationship with Hank? I mean, I mean not yet, but it hasn't It could I don't I don't want to speak a couple weeks from now I think it will. Yeah, it absolutely. Well, um, okay Some people are saying that you're withholding the golf video because you're so angry at Hank

Sure. Yeah When is that coming out? I don't know. Okay. It's like it's like done. I don't know So just put it out Just sell you should just sell it like like DVDs for 20 bucks outside of an xk 500k subs 500k subs That's gotta happen. Um, all right. We're gonna talk warriors Kings and some hockey But first a quick word from our friends at sport clips They can be stressful to describe the kind of haircut you want even if you feel like you got it across

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Warriors Kings um Steph Curry dodged a major bullet Major bullet If you didn't watch the game basically what happened was the the warriors were up like Four or five pretty much for the the late stretch of the game It was it was a close game and then with

I don't know 45 seconds left Steph got trapped in the back court called the timeout Didn't have a timeout because Steve Kerr had used it on a challenge that he lost Uh kings got a free throw and the ball hit a three down one with 26 seconds left and then Steph went down and shot uh a floater With 12 seconds left on the shot clock giving the kings a chance to win the game and basically end the warriors Because three one would have been very tough to come back from especially the way they've been playing on the road In Harrison Barnes who has been waiting for this moment for What six years seven years?

Uh clanked the what would have been the winning three And uh the warriors survived and it's two two and we got ourselves a series This is the best series of of round one. I think we all would agree Yeah, it's been it's been so fun. Every game has been just electric and we are yeah We we did get a little ahead of ourselves with our beam team talk and all that but it was fun I'm I could apologize for that There was a very interesting quote from Draymond after the game regarding that shot that Harrison Barnes took And in uh, I guess a touching tribute to Harrison Barnes's ricochet shot at him and he said uh that

We know that fox is a clutch player He's a great player that can make those shots at the end of the game So we decided not to let him go ISO on us essentially just saying we were going to let Harrison Barnes shoot If he got the ball that was that was our game plan on that last play and that is what how they played it Yeah, that is exactly how they played it and um The the uh, the Steph Curry timeout thing had a lot of people talking about Chris Weber And his timeout the timeout as they call it in the national championship game People forget though that that timeout that fake timeout that didn't exist

That is maybe the ultimate ball don't lie moment because Weber got the ball on the inbounds pass and he traveled he like clearly walked The refs didn't call it and then he goes down and does that that's I think that's number one If we're doing all-time ball don't lie power rankings I would I would say that's probably number one and number two would be uh the jade davion clowny hit against michigan Because the play before that They measured the first down and the ball was short and the ref just gave them the first down spurrier was out there on the field Pointing at like hey, there's two inches right there. There's two inches very next play clowny blows them up in the back field picks the ball up

um, okay, so Yeah, that that you are right that chris weber was the most egregious travel But yeah, stef had a bad and it was crazy too because doris berk Um, and I love doris berk. She's she's phenomenal. She had two things that made me like scratch my head one was she said uh stef curry is somehow still underrated I don't In what world in what world we had this whole segment two years ago Where you told me to remind you every week to respect stef curry we do but he's been

Winning that last one like there is no there's nothing left But there was a portion when he yeah when they had when they missed the playoffs Yeah, but then I think last year was it like there's no one no one underrates him anymore, right? I think I think if you become so overrated that people always say that you're overrated Then at some point you can then become underrated And I think that's what stef was when what jake just brought up Before he won his fourth title

When it was yeah when he had won the three And then you know they missed the playoffs he got injured people kind of forgot about him But last year was it like that was stef curry is an all-time great, right? Yeah, there yeah Yes, absolutely There's definitely a curve where you start and you're good and then you're underrated And then you get you defeat the underrated label and then you're awesome for a while people agree that you're awesome And then people are like no you're overrated because you haven't won every championship in the last 10 years Right, and then at that point you can become underrated yet again, and that's exactly when stef won the title

Yeah on what you just described because then he became back to level. Yes, and now he's back up again So no, I don't think that stef curry is underrated. He was but he no longer is Yeah, but he will be but if he wins the championship this year, then he's going to be overrated next year agreed Yes, and then jake said a reminder that if stef curry wins the title this year that we have to start calling him overrated in like March and then if he's still playing when he's like 37 Even without a title. He's back to underrated. Yep, right now. He's exactly correctly rated Yep, he's the perfect rated right now. Um, and then the other was she kept on mentioning that the kings were making Dumb young team mistakes, which they were their shot selection was suspect in the in the uh fourth quarter

but stef made like the two dumbest young team mistakes that were like stef got bailed out so bad in this game and He he had to have Breed the like largest sigh of relief because the back-to-back timeout and then shooting with 12 seconds left on the shot clock It was I was like it's something wrong with stef curry because it's some mistakes that you just didn't expect the warriors to make And they were making Yeah, it's also tough for the for the kings to lose a keegan murray game

Yeah, if you get a keegan murray 23 point game, that's on the road. That's one that you have to win That's a big 10 championship really really the the entire region of northern california. They're undefeated. It's a sweep That's true 4o. Um, the other last thing I had was Draymond green. I know that he gets talked about a lot because he does dumb shit He is on another level defensively like I actually think that if you're The warriors you want him to get suspended at least once a playoff because he came back today And he was just wrecking everything like he was immediately gets attack He was he dude. He was so good in that fourth quarter

There was a couple possessions where he blocked like he was basically playing two on one in the post He would you know There was a block then there was one time where sabonis came down And even before sabonis could like set up what he wanted to do and back him down He just picked his pocket like he just does it all defensively. I don't think Because he gets talked about for all the other shit rightfully. So Sometimes we forget how just how game changing is defensively and his passing Yeah, when he when he got that tech that wasn't for the foul, right?

That was for the talking back and forth after the foul. I believe so. Yeah Okay, good because I was going to say that would have been a reputation call if he got if he got that technical foul Because his hand actually the face made contact with his hand It didn't look like he meant to do that. He and he when he gets suspended He doesn't like did he say anything after he got suspended for game three? I feel like he doesn't complain Yes, he did. What do you mean? He said, uh, I've never heard of someone getting suspended for something. They did like a few years ago Oh, okay. Wait What do you mean something he did a few years

They said part of the suspension because of his All right, so he's in complain. All right. I was proven wrong I just think that he backs up his Villain heel way better than dylan brooks. Yeah. Oh million percent. He is he is a villain He is he's a million percent the correct villain like dylan brooks wakes up every morning He tells himself in the mirror like you you can be dream on today. Yeah dream on just like max says you're gonna beat hank You're gonna do it. You're not gonna have to get a soul patch for two two Non-consecutive months. I can't stop thinking about this whole

The sweep cause is you are dylan brooks You what you you are in your own head? Constantly it really is the mirror meme where where dylan brooks is pointing at himself and just going go out there and you be dream on today Yeah, yeah, you do it. You you you can do this. You know what you're a shooter. You're not just defense You can you can score shoot every shot Let me ask you big cat If if the kings lose this series are we going to have any regret at all for getting king's fever? No, because I also I have a future on the warrior. So there will be no regret none whatsoever

King's fever hepatitis beam whatever you want to call listen We it's a long-standing theme of the show. You have to enjoy the ride So any king's fan if this series I have had hank's thought in my head All weekend when he was like as soon as you guys started talking up the kings I was like, they're not going to win another game. Mm-hmm. Because yeah, yeah, it's it's starting to feel that way Uh, because hanks hanks been around us for so long that he knows the way that we get about things and get super excited Just to have everything shatter. Yeah, but don't no one should ever as a sports fan as a person Should ever regret the emotions they feel in the moment. Yeah those

Oh, you oh you said something on twitter the two days later was was a bad take. Oh, who cares? That's what I was feeling live in the moment. Yeah Enjoy the ride. That's why we don't hold january 6 against billy. Right exactly He was living in the moment. He was like me and my bros are gonna go do something fun We want to feel alive and we're like do it, dude We'll cover for you. We'll say you were here recording So that when the fbi knocks on our door, it won't be a problem and what has happened. No problems It's actually been a blessing. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you came back a rejuvenated man

We were led into the senate It wasn't we didn't go there purposefully. They led us there They're like, come on. It's fun. I was like, oh oh, man, um I mean nuggets Your nuggets look awesome. My nuggets are awesome. They're going for the sweep They are awesome and they haven't even had a yokich game yet Like he's he's been dominating but he hasn't been like filling up the stat sheet in terms of

I don't think he's been the leading scorer in any of their wins so far They're getting it done porter murray stepping up our big three Absolutely loving it. It's uh, yeah it Thankfully the one sear because this happens every single year where there's one series where like it's 10 30 starts on Recording nights and we'll like miss it or it will be like a monday night and we'll just be so late This this was a good series to have be the miss series because they're gonna sweep them And I don't know what where the wolves go from here

No, it's actually great when you're in the weird spot that I've put myself in with this series because I wake up And I check what the score was first thing in the morning and I'm pumped no matter what I'm like awesome nuggets one. That's good Yeah, yeah, uh, maybe it won't be a sweep. We'll see. Uh, all right. Should we talk some playoff hockey? What? Pft. I know that you got some stuff going on, but saturday Had three consecutive over times It was awesome and four counting if you count the game the last game friday night. Were you counting that? I I mean, I yeah, I just I pay attention. Well, you told us to bet the over times and we did Like what a day to have three out of the four games go to overtime and hank gave us this betting strategy to bet all over times

Yeah, it was awesome. Hank. That's that's you're so sharp when it comes to playoff hockey. Congratulations. Hank. I might retire From all the winnings I got. Yeah. Yeah. I hope there's people listening that listened to me. Uh, I didn't listen to myself What do you mean? Well, and I'm at the end of the day. It's it's all on me. It's man in the arena I'm the only person responsible but quigs. Uh, one of our co-workers. He's kind of the round robin guy He we're in this together and then on thursday at the office. He was really talking me out of it saying it's bad value It's bad value. It's bad value It lost three nights in a row got in my head. I didn't bet it saturday wait. What I didn't bet it saturday

Wait, but you bet it the three nights in a row that it lost. Yep But you didn't play four saturday saturday had three saturday had three if you did the round robin you would have cashed a lot And it had three over time had three it almost looked like four. I lost a lot of sleep It ruined my entire night. I was just pacing around my apartment just Looking for someone to blame but there's no one to blame them by myself and quigs but hey I'm so sorry because like when I when I was congratulate I thought that you'd bet it because you were so into this bet. I didn't that was not a troll

I'm not trolling you. I'm so sorry that the this is the worst thing that's happened to anybody on this podcast this week I agreed. Yeah, it's been it's been it was a long long long night saturday. Thankfully thankfully the avalanche game was tied going to the third period And if that I went to overtime, I probably wouldn't be here right now But what but it still cashed a lot If you bet it it cashed a lot So I hope people listen and and bet it

Damn, were there any you didn't bet it. Were there any NBA games where the fourth quarter had the exact same score? No, I didn't I stopped doing that. That's where Jack McCarthy, too. We can throw some blame his way Okay, okay, but man in the arena just you yeah, no one to blame but yourself right and quigs, right Um, okay. So yeah, play of hockey has been incredible three overtime games in one day Was awesome. The devils are back a lot like I I think every series Um, I guess now there's some series. There are three one the Bruins being one of them But there's I think tomorrow night. Yeah islanders being another one tomorrow night

Uh, we have four games that are two one series like that's gonna be awesome I love that. Do you think I should I should not I should not do it. It's over, right? That was it Uh, no, you should keep trying I I think it is over and I think there's just gonna be a shit little over times Whenever you decide to do the opposite it's gonna happen. Yeah, right. That's where we're at. You can kind of you control Playoff hockey this year. You should not do it and then when over times happen people can say thank you hank for giving us such a great playoff hockey Right. Yeah, I guess because whatever you do you will lose. Yeah, that's how it feels right now

um You're uh, your Bruins had a great moment at the end of the game hank when the the goalie tried to fight kachuk That was awesome. It was also kind of well It was kind of a hold me back moment because he knew exactly where the linesman was at that point But seeing a goalie throw his gloves off is one of the coolest parts of hockey that you you almost never get to see kachuk's a scumbag What why he just plays the the he's he's cheap shotter Oh, no, the Bruins don't have anybody like that in their team. No

Brad marshall hasn't got a penalty the whole whole playoffs This is a member. Yeah, but you remember when pft would be like tom wilson hasn't been suspended for any regular season games Yeah Who just plays the game hard in preseason He plays the game. He plays the game the right way on that edge Hank you haven't you have a guy that licks people Well, they said on the broadcast today marshall knows his reputation. He knows it's bigger than him. He's he's playing smart No penalties

It's pretty good How's how's been uh, the Bruins bandwagon feel good. Yeah, we're back on the bergeron thing concerns me I feel like it's gonna be tough to win a cup without bergeron, but you know, they're playing well with adam And hopefully it gets better. Yeah, the the Leafs are back. That was an awesome Come back for them and and uh to win in overtime Was pretty sick. Uh, I saw there was a Leafs fan who got a Stanley cup tattoo, which They literally went they went up to one for like two hours and the guy got the tattoo like the shittiest tattoo

Yeah, shittiest tattoo ever prison prison tattoos are better than what this guy got Fuck I I blame the tattoo artist for that at some point you have to draw a line That's a bad tattoo pun But you do have to you have to tell your your customer like this i'm not going to do this This is just this is the dumbest idea you could get literally anything else tattooed on your body Besides a toronto maple leaf stanley cup champion tattoo and it would be it would be fine Yeah, I wouldn't blame the artist for that that's on you. You should be dis disbarred or whatever it is. Um, islanders minute

Buried the tape bury the tape we put I like that You gotta watch it and just figure out what went wrong No, no everything went wrong. It was a terrible game. So Uh, it's over right no no no blowout's happened all the time in playoffs right bounce back But you're down three one and the one game you won. We know you guys blew them out, right? Yeah Yeah, because you had game three usually the home team when they're down 2l comes back wins the game And now it's over. No, no, no. So went on tuesday went on thursday

Went on saturday. Yeah, fuck it He's just giving them a path pft I see it. It sounds like if they get three wins in a row The islanders could really take control of the series. Do you think that the series has been like 50 50? I guess you did have game two that that miss call Yeah, and they scored on themselves game two That's hard to do. Yep. First two games only lost by one one blowout

Score more goals than the other team. Yeah, let's just do it. Okay. Yeah, let's just be legends I liked but today was really bad. Yeah, very bad. Very very bad. Um start off hot Five early shots immediately to a five on three And the game is over Man means you got to go down 2o now That's the key go down two goals to nothing and then come back when then you guys will win the series Well, they did that today

Yeah, most dangerous leading hockey. They went down 3o 4o. So whoever did you go down 4o? Yeah, 5o not 4o 4 1 it was 4 1 5 1 but whoever scores first has won Okay, so there you go We got to keep the keys success and then the Oilers Kings has been an awesome series But it goes on so late at 3 3 right now in the third I guess we'll if we if we are still here at the end of the show We'll update everyone will ferrell's going to just every game. He was at the Lakers game He's got this weird face paint kings game and I have to say

I love it I I know that like some people like always be a try like if you're as rich as will ferrell And as famous as him and you've done as much as him Just being like going to games and just being a fool would be so much fun Yeah, just my entire life would be spent just going to different sporting events. That's it right and it's like you can It probably is also like one of the nice times where you can go out in public And then when you're sitting at your seat people aren't going to most likely bother you so good for him Enjoy that's why he worked so hard for those like seven years where he put out three movies a year and everybody was like, okay

We get it will we get it. It's it's for times like this now's the time where you just relax agreed agreed Okay, anything else in the sports world before we do who's back Anything billy said, um, he gave me a false start my defenders An xfl north championship game next weekend huge nine one of the year. That's the xfl minute. Okay xfl minute Uh, all right, let's do who's back and then we have nfl draft talk with peter schrager Who's back the week is brought to you by our friends at sony pictures because The new film big george foreman is a never before seen looking at the unbelievable true story of george foreman's life inside

And outside of the ring. I went to I said this last episode, but I went to the movies last week see air Saw the preview for this. I'm absolutely going to see this movie. I'm very excited We had a big boxing match this weekend. It's everyone's feeling it Uh, so watch george foreman's story one of the greatest comebacks in sports histories After winning the olympic gold medal and heavyweight title george foreman retired only to return to the ring 10 years later to once again win the heavyweight championship for a second time at 45 years old It's an inspirational relatable story about the second chances and overcoming obstacles george foreman is played by christ davis In a transformational lead performance where he gained 45 pounds to play foreman throughout his career

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And he just said power doesn't age and then he just fucking Walloped on this heavy bag and looked like he could still make a comeback I just want to see how he gets around this house having all his kids named george. Yeah, he's a legend So this movie we're gonna review this movie. I'm gonna say it right now. He's 74 So hank that look you gave me doesn't count I said he was in his 70s. You're like, hey, I didn't never happen. Yeah, that's fine Hey, he's doing looks. He's he's he's putting out all the looks Serving looks you're serving. Yeah, you're

Why don't we go see this movie together? Okay. All right, so we're gonna go see big george foreman together I'm very excited. We're gonna review the movie When do you want to see it friday afternoon? You tell me friday afternoon. Okay, is that? Yeah, friday afternoon. It'll be out perfect done. Great. It's a date awesome. Don't try to touch my penis. Okay Okay, who's back of the week? Um, I was back of the week is chief kief Oh Davis Garcia fight he walked uh tank davis out singing love sosa and I was watching and I just you know kind of hit me First of all chief kief was 16 when that song I put out banger 10 years ago

He doesn't really even put music out And it's just a testament to how good that song is and how you know big he was when he was 16 years old that That song is still relevant today to the point where he's walking out the number one prize fighter for the biggest fight of the year It was it was an awesome moment because I just I had had the same exact feelings you was like, oh my god I forgot about this song and he walked out. I was like that song's like really really good and he put it out when he was 16 Yeah, I also that fight was great because it was Whenever boxing has like a big big fight where it's 200 feet of guys. It's like there's just nothing like it just feels

Like my whole day. I was like, I can't wait for this fight Pft. I had a real throwback experience with this fight that you'll appreciate and maybe not anyone else I bought this fight on Regular pay per view with my tv. It was nice. I looked through it in the sports guide And bought the fight. I tried to do that and I couldn't find it. I was I was and I started I was late I was around late. I was like I transported in time. It was so fucking cool and that meant I could go

I could like flip back and forth between the fight and the Lakers game like yeah I I want to be able to buy every fight like that. It was so much hitting a button hitting a button on your tv Is incredible and and getting the fight. I love it. There was also a sick sick liver knockout Which is my favorite type of knockout. It is the best I think I've said this on the show But I love to just watch youtube compilations of liver knockouts because and it was perfect You get that like five second moment or it felt like five seconds It's probably only like one or two

But you get hit in the stomach and then you take two steps back and then it's just debilitating pain That just paralyzes you and everybody was like what the fuck happened. That's this fight. This is rigged Yeah, that didn't count. This is he took a dive, but no the liver knockout. I hope to god I'm never punched in my liver. I protect my liver at all costs besides not drinking. That was my who's back liver shots Yeah, liver shots just epic It was uh, it was very fun to watch all twitter Debate whether he quit or not because he did pop up after but like a liver shot is Yeah, you could see it. He just couldn't like his whole body shut down. Davis knew to right away right away

Yep. Yeah, take davis's hands. You're fucking insane. He's just so much power Uh, okay. Is that your who's back good who's back? Uh, my other who's back is the four aces Oh, yeah, let's go. Chris was fucking pumped absolute wagon Uh, I think it's their fifth win. No other no other team has won the yard go or another range goat Sorry, they had the lead going into the final round. They choked it away I watched so because it was friday and saturday night sports on all night Late and then it was a nice little kind of wean off the sports because it was on it It started at 10. It was on till like 2 a.m. I watched both nights. It was entertaining

Crazy crowds. They had djs going at every hole It was good golf. I I you know, I really don't care one way or the other I don't know. I think it helped because it was so late at night I don't know if we live can figure out a way to to do all their events at night Even when they're in the u.s. That's probably not possible Uh, but I I watched it. I was enjoyed. I actually kind of like the team format today Because the four aces they were coming back it made sense where before it was like why the team thing means nothing But it was kind of entertaining to watch like as each player, you know, would get a birdie or someone would get a bogey

It's like, oh this team This team might win this team might lose It kind of made sense. Yeah It's it's golf but louder. I walked in the coffee shop this morning. Everybody's talking about the four aces. It was incredible Brooks's brother had a hole in one. Yeah, it was awesome crazy. They were throwing Stuff on the t-box. It was insane. And it was funny because I watched it and they didn't I didn't have sound on And I thought it was Brooks because I was like I couldn't they didn't really show His face and the hiccups and so I was happy for Brooks

I'm happy for brooks for hitting that hole in one regardless. I'm happy that his brother got it. Kepka hit a hole in one Yeah, yeah, brooks, but brooks played. Well, that's the thing watching I was watching it It's like, yeah, you're you're watching brooks is one of the best players in the world Camesmith one of the best players in the world like when when they're hitting great golf shots It's entertaining. It doesn't really matter what you know camp Smith did a shoey camp Smith did a shoey It was sick. I was just getting all my live golf updates through your twitter. I do think yeah, I do think that it was a the the Just ripping dj music in the middle of play was a little bit weird I feel like the golfers have to be like this is cool. This is what we want

But there's there's no way that they're not walking off being like this is fucking brutal. Patrick Cantley would still be out there Yeah Uh, okay, could just play in a guided avid on repeat for his round. By the way, I'm back I'm addicted to patrick cantley uh Clips because it is just on purpose now and they keep coming out every single day. There's old ones There's new ones. It just every shot takes like five minutes. It's not his fault though. I'm on his side. What they don't police him Oh, so you're saying he's just playing within the rules He's not but if they're not going to enforce the rules

Why shouldn't he do it? That's what he says. He says I you know no one Talk about the masters. He's like, I played this. I know I play slow. I've known this my whole life No one at any point during the masters was like you have to play faster. So I didn't okay. That's actually fair fair point I tell my son chris. I say you have to go to bed. It's nine o'clock and the aces are still playing But I don't actually take them upstairs And it's on me as a parent for not enforcing bedtime right Four aces are stacked. I love this iteration of Hank. Are they a dream team?

Cw super team. They're stacked who's on it. Uh pat. It's reed johnson Paparez, I don't know who their fourth is but it's only top three that matter. You don't know the fourth ace You just told us every every team is every team is three good guys in a strong. How do you not know the fourth ace? Every it's literally the four aces and you can't name the fourth ace Doesn't matter. No, that does go who Ringo We gotta know the fourth. Either you lie. Yeah, no, it's every every every team is like every team every team and live

You go to see their team. It's like But there's three there's three names. I recognize and then but Hank you do realize that They would be the three aces But they're four. They're the four aces, but only three. No, there's four of them. There's four of them. They're four aces It says it in the name, right? But only the top three matter, but they're the four aces. They are the four aces. They're this guy peter Hewlin jake. I don't know if that's correct. I don't know either. He is So rich now because of the four aces

And he doesn't have to do shit. Good for him. It is you line. That was right. Yeah. Good for him. Uh, all right What's your who's back pft? Uh, my who's back of the week is cactuses. Oh, yeah cactuses Talk about this Big time cacti cacti. Yeah. Good point. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you for correcting my grammar correctly this time Yep, you don't no problem. Uh, so after our show that we recorded on on I guess that was Thursday Thursday night Billy after we signed off said hey, uh, I know that we sent your laptop to you

But was there any other like weird gifts down there? And when billy asked me like do you have a weird gift that's waiting from billy football? I was immediately like well, I have to go down and see what this gift is right now Which is very thoughtful that billy sent a present over so I went downstairs to the hotel lobby Asked them if they had a another package for me. They handed it to me. I come back upstairs and I open it up And billy sent me a lovely cactus in the mail As a like sorry, uh sympathy cactus. Yeah, which I um, I then I'm taking it over to my I actually took it over to my Mom's house yesterday. So um, I dropped it off and uh, she says thank you very much billy

Um, she doesn't have to water it which is nice. It's a gritty plant, which is nice Cactus is basically a gift that you give to somebody and you're like you suck at keeping things alive. Here's a cactus. Yeah I had a feeling you're gonna get a bunch of flowers and I thought why don't get you like the the grittiest flower No, but say why you really didn't get them flowers because you told us on thursday Billy didn't want to get you flowers because he's like flowers die and then you'll think you're dead dad Yeah, that's what he told us and we're like, oh, okay That's that's exactly what I was saying. It's like you can't here. Here's one thing that won't die It also remind me of what a little prick billy is

I was gonna say because I told him I was like because you're staying in a hotel and you're coming back and I was like you just gave Pft. I mean, it's nice you gave it to your mom But at first I was like you just gave pft something that like you can't You fit in a luggage you guys are just you guys are just feeling guilty because you didn't send flowers or any presents No, I would never send someone a cactus after a family death be cool the cactus I mean, I think it's it's like a little more like just like a brogift like here's a cactus out of all the flowers to pft's mom Well, it was to pft. It was oh, okay. Yeah, it was to me

I think the real reason is billy didn't want to send flowers because then he'd be like what he probably thinks i'm gay Yes, sus so sus Cactuses aren't sus. No, they're not sus. It's like it's like here's a flower that will hurt you. Yeah. Yeah It's important whenever giving a sympathy gift to someone to make sure your masculinity stays intact Yeah, I appreciated that billy. Thank you. Honestly. It was nice. Thank you for thinking of me Yeah, you did. I mean you did think like more than just like send whatever So that you do get credit for that exactly. Yeah good friend billy Great friend. How big was the cactus?

It's a cute little guy. Oh nice. I thought this size. I thought it was multiple. I thought it was cacti that you sent No, no, yeah um my other who's back is baseball cards because One of the things that you get to do when you're cleaning out a bunch of stuff that belongs to your parents is you get to find All your old baseball cards that you had when you were a kid And I had a shitload of them and they're still in like their big big every kid has a baseball card binder That they keep and I've got a thick ass binder filled with

Hopefully some good baseball cards. I've never been we did like that that We were ripping packs, right with king golden that one time I'm going to bring the binder back. I'm going to sit down. What dugs is is a big baseball card guy Yep, I'm going to have him go through all my childhood baseball cards and figure out if there are any decent ones in it So I'm pretty sure that I've got at least uh, at least like a handful of rare valuable baseball cards So I'm pumped about that. That's awesome. I uh as a kid when I had the binder of baseball cards I had the genius thought to take all the really good ones out and separate them and then I lost the separate one So I went through my baseball cards like I was like five years ago and it was just

Pages of just the worst players possible You know, I I definitely had a side box where you put the good ones in like in the solid paper Yes, so plastic Yes, and I definitely did that. I have not looked to see if I have those cards. I probably don't yeah I probably have scrubs that that I wish you hadn't said that yet Yeah, yeah, I I remember having a bunch of ken griffy cards and I just None of them because I I in my infinite wisdom is like, I don't know a 10 year old I was like, oh, yeah, I'll save the really expensive ones and I'll save them somewhere else and just lost that

That's probably exactly what's gonna happen to me. Yeah, shit Um, well, I got good news pft. My who's back is our blue check marks Yeah, we're back Elon loves us more than everyone else. He's an awl. Yeah shout out shout out elan musk Appreciate you man. He bought I guess he bought our blue check marks and he's personally paying for him out of his bank account So so that's that's awesome. I I was so surprised when I saw that I had it back me too I have no idea how it came back. So absolutely zero idea. So you texted and you're like, dude, does anyone else have a blue check mark? I went and looked I was like, fuck I do too

Uh, obviously people shamed us online, but then when I realized what finally happened So apparently he just gave blue check marks to anyone with over a million followers because they're like Norm mcdonald got a blue check mark Anthony bourdain got a blue check mark. These are people who are dead Uh, and it says like they verified their phone number Uh, so I'm I mean Am I supposed to apologize for having over a million followers?

No, no, you should I mean, it's just a fact. It's it's math. Yeah, and hank is are you are are you mad? No, do you think he was nothing I could care less about than twitter and blue check mark. Okay, so he's mad Well, he he also he gave us the blue check marks, but I don't think that we have any of the features we do We do It we didn't yesterday and then when I went on today I tried to send a tweet and then it's it has the timer now Like 30 second countdown that has to be a feature, right? Yeah, sick. Okay. I'm gonna sure post in 10 minute videos all the time press submit and then it says sending tweet

You just press send it right away. So we he gave it to us, baby. He he just was like here. I love you guys the most I've always been a big elan fan. I've been very consistent on that through the history of this podcast and shout out our boss the important who bought it and uh Maybe like within five minutes elan had given back the blue check marks everyone with a million followers Yeah, perfect timing I texted Dave because I saw when I had mine that he got one himself and I was like, hey Elan gave all of us blue check marks and he was like, wait a second I just paid for it. Are you getting yours for free? I was like, yeah, yeah, I am. He's like, this is such bullshit

I hope that Dave Actually makes us think about and tries to get his eight dollars refunded. Yes. Yes. Um, but yeah, we're back I I mean, I guess cash the under but we didn't buy it so It doesn't count right It was forced upon us. It was I'm happy for you guys. I know you probably lost sleep over it. I'm just happy, you know I was actually kind of liking the chaos of twitter

Yeah, it was very chaotic And then he just he's just gonna keep I would imagine he's gonna take him away again Oh, yeah, it's that's the fun. I actually like the game. He's playing where he just gives him back takes him away Says oh on this date everyone has to buy it Jake buys it Then we then they take it back again. Like it's just gonna keep going like this and I'm I'm in for all of it I wonder if if we change our names if it would get rid of it again I think maybe I don't know though

Because I was updating my profile every single time the defenders won a game to reflect the record when they were undefeated And it wasn't being taken away then so there must have been some arbitrary date where he said if you change your name Then it's going away. Yeah, so don't don't yell at us because we didn't buy it. It was forced upon us But I'm I'm fine that it was forced upon me If it were my decision, I would told elan. No, thank you. Um, but he just he made me do it. Yeah against my will Yeah against my will so Uh, there's nothing we can do. No, it was a non consensual blue check mark. Yep Uh, jay vape this or your billy

Uh liver shots and also turns out ryan garcia had a mole in his fight camp That he posted about after the fight. He said there was a mole in my fight camp. I can't believe this happened And between that and him saying that the rehydration clause was a little too stringent So he couldn't fully rehydrate uh after the weigh-in and those were his like two excuses on the thing I can see the rehire. What about his hair? Yeah His hair is too pretty. He is way too pretty. He's way too pretty way too pretty But they said the same thing about oscar dealahoya back in the day. Yeah yeah

But they uh, uh, mcgregor was in his locker room after and was like, hey get the rehydration clause fixed And I think if you guys go at it again, like you'll definitely win. So I love good boxing excuses They're always the best right afterwards a mole. That's actually very salacious I I think that if there's an actual mole in a fight camp and they catch them you should be allowed to kill that guy Yeah Just put him in the ring. No, but like actually from a psychological level a mole in the fight camp is just It's totally gonna mess with the psyche of a fighter because like half of the the cold half like the cold war Leading up to the fight between the two fight camps is like so

Huge that like having a mole in the camp is going to definitely shake you even if you know, like what? Oh, he's got like a one two like there's not much information you can give but it's just psychologically just so devastating damn Damn, it's very tough. Uh jake. Oh, no, you know last uh last week's back. Nate Diaz choked out in new orleans Just some random dude got involved with him and he just put him down in like 10 seconds from like crazy Like like chokehold and just laid him down in the street That guy's got to have better facial recognition like walking up and being like wait. That's Nate Diaz. Sorry. I don't worry It was it was so fast that he choked him out And he let him down kind of nicely. It was the most polite way to utilize a street fight. Yeah

It's you're not it's not even like facial recognition if you see a guy with cauliflower ear It's just ear recognition. Yeah, they have cauliflower ear. Don't fuck with them. Yep. That's a fact Jake finish us off. Then we got peter schrager NFL draft My who's back is coach prime colorado spring game this weekend. Yes sold out 45 000 people they had 1800 people last season unreal vibes are changing after Just a new chapter for them and yeah off to a great start. Yeah, it was cool seeing that I mean we've been to that stadium obviously for great week

That stadium is like one of the coolest stadiums with the mountains in the background It's colorado being back would be nice My cousin's a junior there. I'm pretty jealous of him. Oh, she gets he gets he gets the prime prime years Yeah, because they were he could have just had the worst four years Yeah, well, I don't think you go to that's the thing you don't go to colorado for football So it's just an added bonus right right. That's true I love in that stadium the the giant black area behind the the uprights on the one side Ralphie underrated mascot

Sean salam football is better football is better when colorado is good And I'm excited for them to to have you know miss kicks this year and we could just use the pictures of you when you're in four uniform Yes, that will be fun. Yes, they're relevant. Great. Yeah, can't wait or a maid kick maybe and we can celebrate the homie Well, no, it's like we need it's like signed pft. Yeah Oh, yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep. Good point. See that's the thing everything I say you guys you guys got from a negative Lens I I gasoline tank on that one. No, it's like everything everything I say goes into a negative lens It's like right look through it a positive right positive. That's what I was about to say like you exactly right. He's gaslighting I know it's crazy thinking that what that's crazy pft. It's bullshit. It's bullshit. The reality is I didn't I didn't miss any

I nailed them all in my first try. Yeah, right exactly We we have the videotape. Yeah, we'll put it out to that first guy. I said first first song. Yeah Okay, let's get to Peter Schrager great NFL stuff. We have Daniel Jeremiah and Tom McShay coming on Wednesday. So more NFL draft prep draft week Nothing better Before we do that pt. You got a quick ad Yes, before we get to our dear dear friend Peter Schrager He's brought to you by the farmer's dog eating processed food for every meal isn't healthy

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All right, uh, we now welcome on very special guests. Good friend of the program You can see him every single morning on good morning football He's on paternity leave though right now or he's back He's gonna then go back on paternity leave. It is peter schrager. We're gonna talk some draft It is draft week. We have uh, all of our guests lined up We're gonna do some some of the mock draft guys on wednesday, but we want to get you on schrages to talk about Uh, what these teams are thinking what you hearing? But before we do that is Derek Henry on the eagles because I

None of us can figure it out. There's too many tweets about it. No, he's not not now. No And that was the first I heard of that this weekend But I think once you get howie roseman and you get big swings everywhere that You know, and I think it was put out by ackbar who I love great dude And it's not a usual sourcy thing. Okay. Well, that must be close to the situation he wouldn't come out and just say all of a sudden today I'm gonna be an NFL insider. No, it would have to be pretty firm But the people I've checked with that is not the case at the moment, but tennessee's in

Constant revolving door mode right now. So nothing would surprise me at the draft, but as of right now No, can I can I tell you guys what happened to me though this week real quick before we get into the draft? I turned I had a birthday on thursday And I've got three really good friends and they they know what i'm interested in and they can get me a You know something they could buy me a gift anything I wake up in the morning and I have a cameo waiting for me. Okay I have a cameo waiting for me. I've never had a camp. No one's bought me a cameo For my fantasy football draft. We once had robert wool from arless like very earnestly like deliver like the draft results

That's the only time I ever used cameo Frank the tank Fleming. Yes did a cameo and he did it so naturally. He's so smoothly It was almost like He was very comfortable doing it and I asked how much was this and they're like it was kind of a lot So I I would be fascinated to know how many people have had frank the tank do birthday cameos And just what kind of second living he is making on the cameo market. Well, not second living That's that's frank's full-time job. There's a cameo guy. Everything else is icing on top of that. Yeah, he's good at He's a cameo millionaire. I always say like you if you walk around the office in august

Frank is just sitting in a chair doing everyone's draft order. He's like, all right And pat you're one evan you're two steve You stink three and he's just ripping them all off. So he is a cameo millionaire It was the best and he botched everyone's pronunciation of all my friends names He botched everything and I loved it and then he got like angry at the end Let me know what he's angry about but I guess that's his bit, you know, like, all right I'm sure you got angry. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Yes. Um, okay. So yeah, go ahead. Yeah, peter I was just wondering because last time you came on the show you told us about, you know, the story of

Ron Rivera hearing you talking shit about him pulling you aside and saying let's let's hash this out like men Are there any coaches right now? Right off the bat. Oh that you're on their shit list And if so, would you like to make a mince to them on this podcast? Yeah, no, um, as of right now, I feel like I'm in Pretty good shape. I'm going through the the mental exercise right now. I'm in pretty good shape with all of them I think i'm in pretty good shape Picked against The 49ers and picked the eagles in the nfc championship game and they they were well aware of that

They weren't thrilled and then they you know, that's kind of like an asterisk game because of the injury But they weren't thrilled for a while, but then that came around and everyone's good But yes combine. I make amends with everyone. I kiss everyone's ass. I get up there. Hey, buddy, and it's all good You you should going forward if you do get on the wrong side of a coach You should just come on the show and like a like a hate baton Just pass it off to us be like, yeah, like Jonathan Gannon like is not happy with me Just pass it off like we've always thought Jonathan Gannon is fucking more on and we'll just go way deeper Yeah, we'll go way deeper and we'll just we'll take all the heat

Uh, so yeah, that that's a good question though. Uh, all right, let's talk draft though. Yeah Let's start with one. It's brice. Young's a panther, right? I think we just it's just set. We don't have to worry about it He's a panther. There's no there's not that was gonna happen right 90 90 percent I would say right now as we record this. Yes, he's a panther But crazy stuff does happen and I've seen teams tell me it's 100% and then three days later it changed as well Something came in late. So yes, I will say right now brice. Young's the panther and then it gets really interesting at number two Yes. Yes. Yes. So let's let's just do it. Let's I mean we're hearing now Uh, it feels like cj stroud has like the freefall ability because at number two

There's now rumors that the Texans might not even take a quarterback. Is that all because Will Anderson would be there and demico ryan's is an albama guy and a defensive guy And everyone's just doing the the dot connecting and then when we get to thursday night, it's like, oh, no, they took a quarterback Duh, it's really interesting because I still think they might take a quarterback But at two they've got a couple things that play here now Will Anderson is the name that everyone's throwing out because demico and him went to alabama, but That's not the defensive end type that the Niners had They always had these big long rangey guys

Whether it be bosa and had armstead and buckner and it was a totally different the four down defensive linemen is tyree wilson That's the guy and the highest paid defensive line coach in the league is this guy chris kuceric who is At the Niners and he's like a screamer and he's awesome And he is the guy who teaches all these guys in the defensive line in san francisco He's a texas tech guy and he would know tyree wilson and demico and him obviously are tight So i'm not just saying because one guy went to alabama. Nick saban looks at demico ryan's and says, you know what young man You should take will anderson. He's taking will anderson Um, I would add that their gm casario last year at this time

Everyone had them taken sauce gardener three or going with an offensive lineman like icky a quandu someone And he took derrick stingley at three and he's got a guaranteed contract and At 15, I think it took kenyan green who no one had he's an offensive guard so like The texans are a perfect team for us at number two because anyone who tells you that they know exactly what they're doing They're full of it. Um, yeah, which makes the draft really fun That would be shocking to me just just at a human level if a texas tech Defensive player went number two overall that'd be crazy that that would be like a complete that would that would fuck with my mind to

Know to no end. It's not what they're known for No, it seems like it seems like cj stroud is falling because Um, I is it all because of the s2 test because when the panther straighted up everybody was like cj stroud He's the guy. He's the guy. So what what is I've heard about the s2 test What is the s2 test and uh, how much does it actually factor into play who these guys are picking? I don't think the s2 test is and I don't think cj stroud is plummeting I talked to teams and a lot of the teams have cj stroud number one or two on their board So he might go later than expected, but it's not like he's having some free fall out of the first round or anything

Okay, the s2 test I do a podcast and I had on the guy a couple Weeks ago before it became this bubbling up thing because I've been hearing from a lot of teams and half the teams in the nfl Use this thing. I think it's two teams per division and then like because of the contract that they have They don't want to use more than two teams per division. They want to like just contract two teams per division So you could connect the dots which ones use them? um The guy's name was brandon ally. He is one of the co-founders and it's basically it's it's you know The wonder look for years was like train a leaves the station at 3 p.m. Train b leaves the station at 3 20 p.m

If train, you know, it's an eye doctor is the mother those type of things exactly And it's like an IQ test and you have four minutes and it's a 1 to 40 scale This thing is all about how you process information and how quickly you can process the information So you basically sit in this like virtual reality Machine for 45 minutes and there's objects flying at you and you've got to yell out the object So if you're a defensive back and you're taking the s2 cognition tests They can do it where there's like nine things going on the screen at once and you're supposed to spot out You know, you know image a b c d e f where they in what order if you're a quarterback, it's quick processing. Okay

This is covered up. What's that so it doesn't it's not an IQ test It doesn't grade your intelligence. It grades how quick you can process information in real time So the numbers that got leaked out there like everyone's like brice young got 100 I actually heard there was a quarterback and it wasn't from these guys It's from another team that graded higher than brice young and he's not a day one pick, but it the shroud thing, you know bob mckinn who is Bob mckinn who's a really like, you know, respected journal saw that he had scores. I don't have the actual numbers I don't know what shroud got. I do know brice young was exceptional. I do know brock purdy last year was exceptional

Um, and I do know there were other players in recent years that have you know gone on to great success Who have highest two scores then again that comes from the company So I don't know what to believe in what doesn't like when you hear this stuff and the company would say Well, we didn't put those numbers out, but I can't imagine how those get out otherwise Yeah, it sounds it says like collard murray would be awesome at that. It's just like living in the metaverse Yeah Playing a video game What do you make of people being upset that the cardinals went out to be at kyler murray's

Statue unveiling. There were a lot of people in the league who were like, see that's why they're the cardinals Instead of grinding tape they were out of in norman, oklahoma And my thing it's like that kid has been so beleaguered and dragged through the mud Like I think it's kind of nice to have all those people. It was their head coach Offensive coordinator pr guys their gm all go to norman, oklahoma on an april weekend to support their quarterback It was nice. Yeah, it was nice. Yeah, go ahead. I just thought that steve kind wasn't allowed out of the state of Arizona that's what shocked me It was nice and also I it's so weird sometimes when injuries happen later in the season like I have to keep reminding myself

Kyler murray's not going to start the season. Yeah, it's like So a couple weeks in a new staff. It's nice that they're like, hey, this is our guy even though he's gonna be out I had one of their cj stroud question because it was the uh reason why we had a bub off online between Uh, ryan clark and brady quinn. Uh, very fun whenever two media members do that Especially to especially two x players like you don't get that usually it's Just angry guy on twitter who writes for publication a versus angry guy on twitter who works on, you know Publication do what this was two x players like getting in their feelings about cj stroud's, you know interviews go on

Yeah, so so the the genesis of the argument was the rumor that cj stroud ghosted the manning passing academy uh last year And I think it's you know, this is the time of year where everyone just throws out red flags and smoke screens I I honestly and you could tell me i'm way off But like most these teams know who they're going with they've already kind of made up their mind what their draft board looks like So any of this new information? It's either they've already known it and it hasn't affected them or it just won't affect him period but my question to you is

If cj stroud doesn't go two Cardinals are at three they they could trade But they don't pick a quarterback because they went to keller mary's statue unveiling now you're at the cults at four And the one guy who probably if he has a bone to pick Is Peyton Manning who probably still has jimmer says here Is that in any world a possibility that cj stroud ghosting a passing academy? Could eventually like affect his draft just because it landed on the cults and Peyton Manning's like hey I want I want them to take will levis not cj stroud. No

Okay, all right, so I would say none of it matters. None of it matters. I would say uh if if that item which I think You know Brady he didn't go to the passing academy. That's for sure, but I don't know if he ghosted them I think they're obviously A lot of them said and again not from the mannings not from Brady quit not from what I heard was He did give them a proper heads up that he wasn't going to be there And he was at Ohio State that week and I don't think the mannings were up in arms over by any means um, I also think the

Manning influence on the Indianapolis cult of the franchise might be being blown out of proportion just a little bit because I've heard that yes, they like will levis. I've also heard that there's people in the building who like stroud I hear and we're recording this early in the week. There are people in the building who like Richardson more than both those guys So as we sit here and we're talking about this It's to me those three names and I think they are going to go quarterback But if it's Richardson on thursday and rich eisen's mouth drops and we all go nuts I wouldn't be shocked because I've heard there's there's some real fans for anthony Richardson in the cults building too But I don't think I don't think Peyton Manning's pulling any puppet strings with the Indianapolis cults

I have just too much respect for an entire front office the gm and as much as urse respects manning I don't think he's making that pick Okay, I like that answer just because we like to live in like the fan fiction world of uh, you know, nfl fandom So that's like a fun connect your dots that I appreciate you being like no that's stupid Because it is but uh based off that question you you know everyone in the league you talk to all these guys How like are there are they're set with a draft board? There's no Last minute scouting if a story comes out like obviously we have you know when someone has a uh week Yeah, right on draft night, but other than that like it's kind of set, right?

I'd say up until this weekend It wasn't fully set and I'd say by the time you get to Monday tuesday You look at your scouts You're looking at for what you get the feeling of you take a deep breath But everyone was working on it this past weekend and like the cardinals guys Talked to some folks there and like their comment was yeah We were all together on a flight to norman, oklahoma and back

You don't think we talked about the draft at all during that time like everyone is it all hands on and Most the guys were in the office this weekend not at kids at sporting events or whatever else So coaches front offices. This was the weekend to kind of firm it all up and just so you know if It happens that the Colts do not pick him and they choose somebody else if they don't choose uh, cj stroud We are still going to say that it's because oh, yeah, not attend the passing game And also Peyton the Manning family influence goes far beyond the Colts Archie Manning run runs the NFL. He's the the shadow commissioner. He pulls all the strings going on

Big cap brought up the uh, the Laramie tonsil gas mask. Yeah, bong that got dropped on draft night There are some legal issues for some of these guys that are kind of looming out there Early in in the first round Jalen quarter might be I don't know. Some people have said said that he's the best player In the draft are people scared at all about the legal situation in georgia? And is that a possibility that it's going to affect his draft status? Or is draft stock I should say yeah, I've heard from a couple teams who are not in the top 10 that you know Carter's not their guy So they wouldn't even take him if you then again

Drew Rosenhaus has been doing this for 30 years He even said it like if he's not sending his guy on to interviews Outside the top 10 jail and Carter for all intents and purposes is going to go to the top 10 And the way that the draft shakes out there are so many teams that need that player So like the seahawks at five Jalen Carter is a perfect fit for them You go right down to the Eagles at 10 Jalen Carter would be a perfect fit in that defense and with them having the luxury of two first round picks

And also all those guys and an NFC championship game for like Eagles and Jalen Carter would make a lot of sense Lions have six and 18 If the Lions can't get Anderson or Wilson and They're looking at six and it's like do we take a corner or do we take this guy Jalen Carter? And we trust that in our building all the gambling stuff aside from this past weekend like in our building We've got the right guys and Dan Campbell and Aaron Glenn like they can coach them up Um, I'd be shocked shocked if Jalen Carter fell to the top 10 Yeah, it's it's also very easy for a team that's picking like 19 to say

You know what if he falls to us we're out. We're not we're not going to touch that guy Precisely me saying like if Emily Rajkowski asked me out. I'd be like, you know what? I got dinner plans with my cousin That's right. If if em rat was to be interested in you. You're good. I'm all right. I'm out. I'm out. Yeah off the record Yeah, let off the record. Don't put it to me. But yes off the record I would also say with Jalen. They're georgia guys have been very positive on him And I think they rely on that a lot too and that's you think well every college is positive on Their player but apparently Kirby smart and all those defensive coaches who are really valued around the league have been like This is a good dude. And so whether he is or isn't I don't know him

But that's he doesn't have the the school being the ones to bury him Which we've seen in the past too And yeah, and someone will take him like you said like we were laughing the other uh week There was a report that teams were nervous About Stetson Bennett's off field stuff and it's like well, no He just wasn't going to get drafted in the top five rounds Like if he was a top five quarterback, he would still get drafted as a top five quarterback Like this is just how the NFL works. Yes, right

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Would it be crazy if the seahawks took a quarterback? Especially if these things drop because I think people a lot of times when we were in the office He's in the nfl you see the contract get tweeted by by shaft or a rap board and then you go on with your life Gino smith signed a one-year deal He signed a one-year deal with you know, he can he can make more But the seahawks are not tied to him long term So it feels like they are a sleeping team out there that's going to take possibly take a quarterback and And kind of upheaval the draft. Yeah, so it's a one-year deal essentially for 27 million

They also signed drew lock for just one year for essentially four million So you're saying your quarterback room is 30 million dollars for this year and then it's kind of wide open after that So It goes two ways right the first way is seattle. This was a gift. They didn't expect to have this pick But the russia wilson trade it's like a gift in their lap They're not going to be in the top five anytime soon because they've got such a young good roster So take the quarterback while he's there, especially if one drops the other side of it is wow the nfc is wide open Uh, the nfc west is wide open

What if we get an impact player that puts us over the top this year and we trust gino? We like they love gino, but to your point. He's 32 years old He hasn't started in before last season for eight seasons. He signed four one-year contracts up to this one Um, I would not be shocked if they went quarterback at five But I would think five is such a rich draft pick and they are So loaded with young players from the draft last year and the year before Then if like jalen carter will anderson or tyree wilson is there like they're gonna go with the young defensive pass rusher Yeah, yeah, okay. So who is you know, the cardinals obviously

Most likely to trade But what else are you hearing and yeah if they can who who else is like lingering to possibly trade up And because that's the best part about the draft when the team just jumps, you know, like holy fuck where they come from Uh, what is it like what team is the most aggressive that you know? Uh, or even things you've heard like they're eyeing it if they can find their spot I love when you hear that chime and it's like the pick is in and then the logo changes. Yeah I think last year there was I could be wrong. I think 12 in the first round 12 change trades, which is insane. Um So tennessee

Has an interesting situation tana hill is in a similar deal as gino where it's like he's under contract malik willis last year Was a project and then when they needed a most they signed josh dobbs off the street to play in the week 18 game against the jackson bill jaguar So i'm not sure they're future with malik willis And they have a new general manager who kind of has a blank slate on things They just have so many needs a wide receiver at offensive line other places I ran carthons his name. He comes from the 49ers, but he's with the rams before that Great dude. Uh, he was murray's carthons kid if you remember the giants from like the 90s. Um Awesome evaluator of talent, but also might want to put his stamp on things

And I they again we talked about connecting the dots Vrables and ohio state guy if stroud is there at three Maybe they go and they make a big play they go and get cj stroud. They have their quarterback. They feel pretty good about it Or they stay at 11 and one of these guys will be there at 11 and they could be pretty content But I I think quarterback makes a lot of sense for tennessee and they're one of those sweet spot teams He moved off a few places another team That I would keep an eye on and I don't know if they would be able to move all the way up to three But like her cousins this contract is done after this year

It's a one-year 35 million dollar deal essentially If the vikings are looking for the future and one of these guys starts slipping past 10 past 11 past 12 Again new front office new gm new head coach. I mean their second year guys Maybe they move up and they go and make a move and get one of them. Um, I wouldn't be shocked with that either Okay, I like we talk a lot on the show about the commanders probably too much for any show about the watching commanders But there's a real football and draft implication in the ownership change that's happening right now When it comes to the draft

Are they going to have to operate differently at any level? Because they don't know who the new owner is going to be that's like dan's on the way out There's a new guy coming in They don't have his stamp of approval yet to make any significant moves You know salary wise or making big splashes Is that going to affect how the washington commanders? Approach the draft this year. I think naturally I would think whether they would approach it that way or not

There's a feeling of a little bit of hey, let's win now. It does us all a favor Let's get an impact guy who can contribute right away So I don't see them taking a project quarterback I don't see them taking a guy that like hendon hooker who you have to wait a year on I think They're looking to compete this year with new owners coming who are going to be reanalyzing all this and ron's been through this When tepper came in it was like all right new owner And okay, I got to deliver so I I have to think he and martin mayhew and their staffs are looking to get an impact player

Whether that's You know and you say well they have brian robinson But like does that mean it's bian robinson because you know that he right away can make an impact Is it a receiver to go with dotson and the chlorin where you're like, all right? We got to get more offense Or is it just a corner that's going to start right away, but I don't see quarterback for them I don't see any project players. I think naturally they're going to want to get guys that can play right away And the guy I put in my mock draft and I got feedback from a lot of people being like he might not even be the first one

Of the board is the utah titan dalton kinkade Who again, I'd be lying if I said I watched a ton of dalton kinkade during the season I did and but you know what you watch all the tape and all the stuff and you hear some words and He's not travis kelsey, but he's a really good tight end and the enemy comes in and he knows how to use a tight end So that might make some sense okay, so What's the one team and player you've heard over and over because it always feels like when we go in the draft There's like

One or two picks that everyone can kind of telegraph It's like yeah, this guy's going to be here and this team is going to take him That's why this draft is interesting So I always have certain teams up top that like I feel pretty confident that I know like whatever it was And if it was through cliff or kind of whatever I've I've had the arizona cardinals for the last few years I just knew where they were going knew their board and and it was felt pretty good Time and time again. I've had got Because houston's at two and no one in the league knows what they're doing and because arizona's at three

And has basically put up a billboard to anyone in the league saying come and get it You can't in good faith say all right. Well, I know what seattle's doing I know what detroit's doing because there's going to be such a mix up up the file I you know and I I'm curious to see because peter king on monday mornings has a good article every year draft week And he's got good stuff too I'm curious to see what he says because I have made all the calls over the past few days And to a man every single one of these gms is asking me what I'm hearing but also saying of all the years This is the least predictable up top because of so much possible

Action and intrigue and with two three and four No one having a you know a dartboard pick like oh, that's the guy for them It makes five six seven eight and beyond pretty much irrelevant Yeah, we all know that jared golf is the quarterback for the lions, right? They're not going to take quarterback, right? I don't think everybody Six or eighteen. I don't think they're going quarterback. That's what I that's my intel. Yeah, good Good. He's a great player great player. We like jared, right? We like jared. Yeah. No jared's our good friend What about um jsn stone cold lock first wide receiver off the board?

Him or addison and then I know a lot of teams really like the kid johnston from tcu. Who's a bigger body? He's like six foot two The wide receiver class and it's nothing against those guys they can go on to be amazing But just coming into this thing. There are no blue chippers. There are no top 10 picks It is a different deal than last year where there was like six names that there was a run on them And they were taken basically one by one by one by one. I'm starting with drake london. There's none of that this year all right, so uh We're draft overall by the way. Yeah

three really it's like star players brice young bijan robinson jail and carter and then maybe will anderson makes that and Then beyond that like it there's a lot of good players, but it's not the draft where it's okay micha parson's and You know this guy anakka and jabbar chase. There's none of that Yeah, the the bijan robinson is interesting because It feels like everyone has learned their lesson don't draft court Don't draft running backs like very early in the draft because a lot of these guys don't get second contracts

Like it just it's not a position that you want to spend that type of draft capital in Uh, I do think the bears is a chance they take them I will be mad and then i'll become the biggest bijan robinson fan ever I will completely be a hypocrite in that respect Uh, so I like do you think he could go as high? What's the highest you've heard bijan robinson going? I think i've heard falcons eight to falcons does make sense, but they I know it sounds like all right Here's this transcendent generational talent, but they had a fifth round pick at a b y u You know tyler l g who ran for a thousand yards last year. It's like do you really need?

that um 10 to the eagles is just interesting because it's a luxury They have so much talent and it's like they just invested in jail and hurts Give this guy the ball for four years. Look, we're talented everywhere else It's almost a gift that we have this 10th overall pick and they can make that like 10th makes sense to me to them um, but I've heard robinson and gives the running back from alabama are both first round picks I just don't know where they're gonna go and that's kind of the fun of it, but yeah, I think anywhere from six

Six to 15 for bijan robinson. It's crazy Six like tree has montgomery and swiss. So I don't know why they would do that But I'm just giving you that, you know that range, right? It's crazy. I feel like we did learn our lesson Yeah, we we have had has the market hasn't overcorrected yet either I think the market has just like perfectly corrected to understand the value of running backs especially like that said like Pertains to their contract. Are there any other? Running back like who's the second running back off the board and when do you expect him to go? Gibbs out of alabama. Jamira Gibbs. I think he'll go late first. I could see him going giants cowboys

um chiefs at 31 like and he's he's really talented. He's compared to camara and that's It's not like it's some crazy hyperbole. He's really good the the thing with it like, you know, seguan was offered 12 and a half million dollars at the buy week for multiple years said no goes to You know the contract negotiations daniel jones signs the long-term deal that franchise seguan's making 10 million now and it's like No one's crying for seguan. It's just it's just stinks. It's just what it is Austin echler goes on chris long's show and says like I want to be traded There's like tumble weeds around the league like no one even like flinches and echler's amazing

So when isiah pacheco and jarek mckinnon are carrying the load in a super bowl It's hard to make the argument for a running back in the top 10 Yeah, you mentioned how this draft class is so weird compared to some of the others You don't have to answer this right now But it would be it'd be awesome if we could go back and we could put together Your your starting lineup on offense and defense based off just draft class and see which draft class over the last 10 years Would win we should put in a bracket. Actually, that's a good idea for bill. We should have billy do a bracket And then have the results already but then seed them so they can square off

Exactly. Yeah, and then he can do like hypothetical matchups. Well, this guy's a great left tackle But he would get his lunch eating against this one particular guy. Yeah Yeah, we we'll do that. We will absolutely do that. Um, it's also interesting. I mean, I think it's just the norm now because Uh, five quarterbacks will go in the first round. Can I say that? For I don't know about hooker. I think four. I think four at first Like I put hooker all the way up at like 11 in my mock draft last week and a lot of guys in the league were like Yeah, that's uh, that's rich. Um, I think The best thing for hooker would be a team trading back into the first round getting the fifth year on him

So you have this red shirt year with him and you still get four more years But it is crazy that we went, you know, it was there there's obviously the uh, the the famous dam marino john elway draft It was six quarterbacks the first round But other than that, it's it's there was five quarterbacks in the 99 draft and then the 2018 draft then there was another one What two years ago? Yeah, so it's now. Yes. So we're gonna have like Three three of the last five years. There'll be five quarterbacks drafted in the first round. That's just what the league is now I guess I guess and like next year, you know, and again, it's early and I remember saying no, it's never too early Don't say that. Yeah, I we actually start putting out our mock drafts for next year before this draft before

But I remember the year before matt barkley Was drafted in the fourth round everyone the year before was like well You could pass on a quarterback because matt barkley is going to be number one overall, you know, like it just you don't know um And I think matt barkley is still playing by the way. So who am I shut up, you know, but the um Next year's class is a kid from north carolina may there is obviously Get out of usc And then there's a guy up at washington that everyone loves too that those three could be better than all these guys, you know

So who knows? Yeah, it's true. All right. So uh without burning any of your sources and pissing anyone off Uh, I I have a long-standing Feeling in all of sports not just the nfl But a lot of there's a lot of front offices Where the job is to keep the job and by that I mean they just want to do whatever safe To make sure that they can keep doing the same job over and over not take big swings Not draft someone that then everyone's like what an idiot

On the on the flip side, what is the one or two front offices that you're confidently like they will take the big swing They will be aggressive. They are not worried about their job. Uh, they're here to try to win super bowls. Yeah, uh Always mickey lumis with the new orlan saints. Yeah does not give a shit about mock drafts He's been there since the year 2000. He's built super bowl winner and patent's gone, but mickey's still there They're at the end of the first round remember they traded You know to get chrysalov a last year they traded up to get marcus davin port a few years ago He is The most fearless and is you know has has cart blanche

So he's won the other team that I think could take a really big swing If they wanted to move up to get their guy or to just take the guy at 10 is the philadelphia eagles I don't think um Anyone's got more You know you talk about a pendulum swinging whether it's you know over the time but right now I feel like Howie roseman has the cards in his favor and I feel like

They got so close to a super bowl that he can make the Justification to the owner and to the fans that hey, I felt like this player We had to go get him and that's gonna put us you know to win a lombardi this year. Yeah good answers I didn't think of the saints. Well saints are like irrelevant because they're at the end of the first round Yeah, but no you're right. But that's what they do. Yeah, they do do that My favorite tradition on draft day is uh, roger giddell getting booed and he's become smart recently He's kind of leaned into a little bit, but he also likes it He likes he likes a little bit too much

But my favorite part is when uh, when sometimes he'll bring out the human shields to protect himself from the boo So he'll have either the troops on stage when he comes out or he'll have like little kids If they get walked out with him pft pft You got to you got to say he usually has a troop with like an amputee that he goes all the way Yeah, they're they're capital tea troops. They are Tea troops that he brings out. What do you think he's gonna do to shield himself from him? He could honestly I got it. I got it. I know it already. Okay. I don't go first and then I just I just hit myself with it But you go first

Okay Kansas City This is a no-brainer You've got all these celebrities that are like beloved. You've got jason sedacus is a Kansas City guy beloved You've got uh, eric stone street. Kansas City beloved. You've got david kekner You go right down the list. Paul Rudd all these guys. They're all beloved. There is uh, A nice win here if he comes out with some of my buddies and he's out there with all these celebrities And no one's gonna be bullying david kekner or what jason sedacus

I mean jason sedacus right now is a hundred percent approval rating. I don't think anyone's booing them Especially in Kansas City. That's how you play that card. Okay. I I agree with you But I actually think you you're right on the money. There's so many well-loved celebrities there What he should do he should take the one guy that they'll probably boo And bring him out And then he'll be like, oh, they're booing that he should go out on stage with jacksma homes and have jacksma homes Record a live tick tock Onstage right in front of gdell and then he'll be like they're booing this guy, not me

It's perfect. It's perfect jack. You go take it away jackson There goes and it does it I would love it. It'd be great and for the record. We're jacksma homes fans So am I? I met him at the afc championship game last year I was on the field before the game and Uh, I got the credential and act like a big shot and there he is. I shot my shot. Well, thomas said yo, bro Good to meet you. He's like thanks, man. It was cool. He was great. I loved him. And so now I mean everyone wants to knock him I think that's such low hanging fruit. Can you imagine being jackson mohomes? That's a tough life, man

it's also It's also a very funny thing because Patrick Holmes is like what everyone should aspire to be in terms of like the most loyal family member, right? Like he's ride or die with his family. Why are we criticizing that? I'll add one more because I was thinking jackson Holmes as well What if we had jackson come out and britney and britney had a Champagne bottle and in the champagne bottle was cash So she just sprays the whole crowd with cash. Everyone gets some cash. I still think in kansas city, though

I think they like jackson. Oh, yeah, of course. So I don't even know if you get those booze that way I feel like they're fan favorites. We get cheers. We get cheers. Um, all right. I had I had one last question Uh, peter this has been awesome roback question. RHOback.com. They have new shorts for the summer I love michael rubin asking about roback. Like yeah, like the competitive like whose signals were like the synapses By the way, are you hanging with charlie demilio and slicing your finger? Yeah, I think when you heard us say roback, he's like, I I gotta stay up 20 hours a day working now. Yeah They're done He's gonna be all of our bosses at some point. So I'm just gonna shut up

Yes, uh roback.com. RHOback.com use code take 20 off the first purchase new shorts They have joggers. They have polo's q zips hoodies everything Uh, last question not about the draft. Okay The lion's thing that we mentioned the gambling issue What exactly happened and if I if I can understand it correctly They just made a bet on another sport in the lion's facility There should be a rule in the nfl that like if you lose the bet you can't be also suspended That's like that should be double jeopardy. Like if he lost that was the thing with calvin ridley

Like the dude was losing parlays. You shouldn't get suspended for losing parlays if he was winning Different, but so what happened and how did it go down and how many people ended up getting fired? I think oh, I think six guys got hit with it and two of them Are still on the team I think some of the other guys got cut and then james and williams is just six games and another guy's just six games The way I read it into it and look I work for the nfl. So I have to take a full Um, you know hr mandatory gambling policy. I don't participate in Fantasy football. I don't participate in

March madness tournaments and I cannot go into a sports book In place, you know, that's just an employee the nfl and the players You know, everyone on twitter was like that's such bs because you know, they've got they're in bed with all these different gambling companies I think the players have to get similar training. They're well aware of it And the rule is in the facility They cannot bet on other sports and they can't log in and they have activation You know, you could find the ip address and there's all sorts of ways that they can track that I believe miles austin who was a jet the former cowboys receiver was working for the jets

He too got stung with that during the season Placing a bet on his phone in the facility on another sport And you know the people they were like, you know, I didn't even know that was what but okay Like it's what it is the rules the rule um The players are are signed on through the cba that they know the deal. I think I don't know from speaking at a term, but like they have to go through rigorous training on the gambling policy So if they did not know it and they get it like I guess I got to deal with the consequences

So can you text roger, uh, because I know you're close close personal friends of them and just tell him that like if you if If it's a losing bet, they shouldn't get suspended. They should also release all the bets Like I want to see you want to know Yeah, I want to see if james and williams was like he was betting on the reds on a tuesday afternoon Because like if he lost that bet he should not be suspended. That's my They've already lost the money. Why? Yeah Right, like you can't it's double jeopardy. I think

You've lost you've lost don't also take away their jobs Yeah, I you know the nfl is uh pretty strict on the gambling thing and they got a beating from all the People in the critics online and all the x players like no way. Hold on a second. You're gonna tell me you're gonna take the jack I think I think it's a really serious issue and they are well versed Uh, the players association knows the rules and I think that's just the deal Okay, peter. I have one last last question. This is from uh, our good friend memes. He works on the show. He does Yeah, he runs the the social forest constantly doing islanders hockey on twitter though. Okay, but go on. Let's go. Yep Yep, huge isle fan huge jets fan as well. So he wanted to ask you

Uh, if you personally would trade the 13th overall pick for a third 39 year old erin rogers I would not Okay I would not I would I have no as I have no assurance that he's with me next year the year after that. I would need some sort of um conditional situation I wouldn't give the first round pick for a 39 year old quarterback whoever it is um, and in rogers's case when you say that

You're 90 retired before going with the darkness retreat I think it's kind of tricky for a team to give up a first round pick when you hear that on thing But they trust me the jets want rogers. They cannot wait to have rogers. They will get rogers. My prediction is Uh Night two it probably goes down and it might involve One of those the 42nd or 43rd pick which they have back to back and then some other conditional stuff beyond that Okay, and and yeah, it's so interesting because it seems like neither team has the leverage in this situation Because because erin's told the uh packers. He doesn't want to play for them

So the jets know that he is not going to be a green bay packer and the jets uh, the they don't want that Wilson Yeah, the packers know that so it seems like it like erin rogers is the one with leverage and his ultimate leverage Is actually just walking away from 50 million dollars, which isn't that much leverage either. So it's like a non-leverage game Yeah, and I think the interesting thing is why I mentioned that 42nd and 43rd pick It's like the second you get tonight three of the draft You're losing an entire year's worth of draft picks that you could trade the packers Like the value of next year's picks is way less than this year's because They want their picks to play next season like they want to feel they don't want these fictional

You know picks from way down the road. So if they don't trade one of those second round picks like this Thing could drag on even more. I just I just want the packers to take a wide receiver in the first round I think they might Ever yeah be a spike pick I want to see a spike pick the way it works like truly The way it's working out like I think all those receivers could be available at 15 They have never taken a receiver or a tight end in all of his years in the first round And I think they might take a receiver or a tight end and yeah, you know what?

This doesn't come from the packers, but like the the word I've got from a lot of different people was like Look, he goes on McAfee. I thought he was pretty eloquent. I thought he was pretty good The Jets loved it every every year when you don't think the gm when you don't think the current president like all right like Little things like that Well, we'll take a receiver and we'll make sure Jordan love is going to have as much success as possible next season. Yeah, awesome Yeah, he might be whatever whatever receiver they take. I might be the only packer I ever root for in my entire life Can you imagine being rogers in the pandemic? It's 2020 and you're like right on the cusp You just won the mvp and they trade up and you're like, oh shit. We're getting brandon iuker

We're getting jordan jet whatever it was It took a quarter back. I mean in hindsight, it's why it was wild He's like trying to change the channel from the draft and fouchy's on the news and going back to it Is it goddamn torture? It's not my night. No, it's not Fauci Fauci in the packers front office did not not his favorite folks. Yes. Yes. Um, all right. Well, thank you so much peter We appreciate it Good luck on paternity leave after the draft. That was a sneaky genius move by you You went broke it up leave then nfl drafted in a little more paternity leave left yourself a little something

Broke it up a little a little meat on the bone. Yeah, I found out sex. Yeah, it's awesome I found out a few I found out a few weeks ago that we have like like four months paternity leave in barstool. Yeah, I got like I get like I took Three weeks and then I get two more so I get five weeks, which I'm fired up about but once bro Has anyone taken it because there's this whole other part of it where it's like if you actually take the full thing Like do you start feeling the itch to get back or do you also work culture? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm all for a toxic work culture I'm sorry. We tell Hank never to take a vacation Well, Hank's going to become a sperm donor just that he can take four months of attorney leave like five times a year

Because I was on that third week and it was like It's I I will be I I am just I'm ready to kind of get involved in the NFL mix again Yeah, yeah, yes. All right. Well, thanks so much man. Appreciate it and uh, good luck on all the draft stuff You got going on Thursday. You guys are awesome pft my condolences to you I thought what you said at the start of the podcast last week was beautiful and spoke to a lot of people you guys are awesome People was brought to you by rocket money. Do you know right now how much your subscriptions really cost you? Most Americans think that they spend around 80 bucks a month on subscriptions But the actual total is closer to $200

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I'm gonna wrap it up with lottery ball. I also max has a max slept walk Max slept walk because I did you get Incepted in sleepwalking I don't know. We have been talking a lot about sleepwalking in the past couple weeks So it was strange that it happened When it did and what happened by the way, the oil is just tidied up four four and The timbrels are gonna not get swept so retract what I said about them getting swept. Let's go wolves

They're back Max you slept walk. Yeah, uh, it was bad It was not not the best situation of sleepwalking Last night I woke up. I slept at my girlfriend's apartment woke up Went to bed in her bed woke up in her roommate's bed with her Wait, did you pee anywhere? No, there's no peeing. There was no cuddling

But I did wake up. I woke up at 8 30 this morning and I like looked up And I was like this is weird. Am I sleeping? Wait, you slept the whole night the whole night. Oh my god With my girlfriend's roommate This is a great excuse max. No, no, it actually it wasn't a big deal at all So wait, so what happened when you woke up? So I woke up And I just I look at the ceiling. I was like, this is weird. Like I know I slept here and I I just turned over and I was like, oh my god And

And like luckily she's great like we're friends. Shout out Meg. Yes. I mean you sleep at the same bed with her And I just I just looked at her. I was like, what the fuck am I doing in here? And she's like you tell me brother Wait, did your girl were you able to get back to your bed? Yeah, no No, I was she woke up your girlfriend woke up. No, no, no, I I went immediately. I was like, I just slept in Meg's bed Was she already awake when you know, she was she was asleep, but I I mean, I was like that's gotta be the worst case scenario But I thought she was gonna be like

She she was pretty pretty much on phase. She like stayed asleep the entire time I was like, what the fuck am I doing in here? She's like, I don't know and then just like went Continued sleep. Were you farting? I was definitely snoring He was farting No, I did not pee and I did not pee that would have that would have been Oh my god, max. That's so bad. Yeah, no, that's how bad you're thinking about hankin the Celtics that you're just sleepwalking the soul patch is the two two months is

How do you think how do you think meg would have felt if she woke up next to a Beardless guy with a soul patch that have changed anything Also, this is so crazy that max like for all the tough talk he's had You know when the Sixers went ahead of the Celtics for those couple days and we leaned into it The the two months is only if you get swept you clearly think you're gonna get swept Well, I don't know what the mvp you don't even know what he's like right now He's gas. I tell you one thing Gas is the wrong word out of shape gas is the wrong word

You think you're gonna get swept? I Don't think that they're gonna get swept, but I I am scared. How'd you feel about talk river's comments about the mri? No, that's not he's not he's doing a little mind games. He wants the Celtics. Yeah, he wants Or the hawks or the hawks. That's the other thing. All right. You said a bad mri A sprained a sprained a knee is nothing you think I could I could have a sprained knee right now Yeah, yeah, you probably do you are an NBA player. Yeah What is that bro?

Dude, I'll spray my knee right now. I swear to god. I'll fucking do it. I'm gonna sit here I'm gonna sit here producing this whole podcast with a sprain. I won't say anything my toe I could have a sprained toe right now easily. So we did the mri It just feels like whenever they tell a coach we're going to get an mri. It doesn't turn out well most of the time And this one did not oh no max He's the best part about all this is when he got injured We were tech because max's at the game were like and beads injured and he's like no, he's not you guys are lying Turns out we were right. Apologize. No, you were trying to lie. No, you were you were no

I said he was injured and that you guys you guys were just fucking with me that entire game Turns out we were exactly right Yeah, not like not really though. This is is going back to the same thing with the ucla like he was injured He had a bad. He had a sprained knee. This is not the ucla. He had a sprained knee when I texted you Yeah, no, he literally hiding for the mri We've already seen the mri. He literally had a sprained knee when he sprained his knee and then I texted you The mri doesn't sprain his knee It but when you texted me the ucla thing, we hadn't seen the mri. That's all I kept saying he was waiting for the mri

Achilles, it's the same thing. I don't think you understand how injuries work when you get injured. You're injured The mri just confirms that you were injured correct, but he was injured. I said he's injured. Yes And we've already discussed that and be it is hurt. He's not injured. Okay Bad mri Not a bad Wait, did doc say when when he said this time it did not was he saying this time? It did not deliver bad news like he's yeah, I was thinking that too. Good point bfd No, say it again

Hank read the quote again There was swelling already which was too early. So we did the mri It just feels like whenever they tell a coach we're going to get an mri. It doesn't turn out well most of the time And this one did not So that might be like this one did not Turn out badly Give me this quote Let me see this quote. That's a tough quote doc needs to clean it up

He was complaining about some soreness And he was always scared to think it was about any There's swelling already which is too early. So we did the mri It just feels like whenever they tell a coach we're going to get an mri. It doesn't turn out well Most of the time and this one did not huh I honestly have no idea I think it's a bad mri

Think it's a bad mri The fact that we're talking for this long about an mri makes me believe it's probably not a good mri He could have stubbed his toe and you guys would have been talking about this for this long This was an mri I mean, he just falls So much but he does it on purpose max back. I've already said i'm doing that. No, it's better. It's better that he falls Wait factor fiction. Would you get an mri if you weren't hurt? Like a recreational mri

Just to just check it out Actually, I would Just said I'd like to see like what's going on like a full body scan outside out of mind But wait if he keeps falling and you're like it's better that he's falling But he keeps getting hurt. Maybe he should try to stop falling No, the falling is good the falling but he keeps getting hurt But you don't know what it would be like if he It couldn't be worse than always getting hurt. It could be worse. He played like basically the whole year this year

The timing of it sucks. I'm not gonna It happens every year at this time. I know and that sucks and that's unfortunate, but at like Everyone's getting hurt hurt this playoff. All right. Why is it? Why is it just mb? Oh Falling is good. The falling is good. That is the thing memes and memes and I were watching a video on it earlier today Memes back me up. What the one that was like the mvp. This is the mvp. This is disgusting for the league It was just a flop compilation No, it's not a flop. It's he he chooses to fall because it's better for his bot. You see you you wouldn't understand

You don't get it I love this hank because max is so flustered. He has no answers. Hank's just fucking he's not even doing anything He's just he's just stating facts and it just puts him in a tailspin. It's all I ever do That's true. That's what I've been saying. Thank you. I've always said that you just say facts No looks just bad. No fiction. Right. Just facts and 76 coming at you Just facts. It's bullshit 76. Yeah, I hope Hank gets a lottery ball today Thank you, max. He's gasoline. That's not true. Don't let him do that. That's not that was genuine No, no, it wasn't. No, it wasn't. That was gasoline. Uh, okay

Hank, have you ever gotten this? Nope I am not rooting for you to get this. I am Numbers 69 17 20 I can see it right here. He's 76 Um, one What should I go with? What has Hank been going with? You have been double numbers 55 99 in april we've also seen 77 twice, so

About 66 I feel like this angle of it. Hank, you should get it way more often than you think. That's what he thinks. It's a hot seat 21 21 That's closer than usual. Hank. Yeah, you're kind of close Four off. You should celebrate that one Why not Eighth time time for a second. Eighth time

I should just start guessing 21. We should all should You think about guessing 21 next time? I want on 21 ones. This doesn't count come back from base. No, can we make it count? Nope 35 All right, yeah, we'll see everyone on Wednesday the Siberian forest cat can survive in temperatures down to five degrees I Say Oh You