Pardon My Take - NFL Week 10 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, And Masters

Episode Date: November 16, 2020

Fastest 2 Minutes for NFL Week 10. We recap every game. ( 2:45 - 9:01) Pats/Ravens (9:01 - 15:50) Texans/Browns (15:50 - 23:51) WFT/Lions (23:51 - 28:33) Jaguars/Packers (28:33 - 36:22) Eagles/Giants (37:54 - 47:04) Bucs/Panthers (47:04 - 52:03) Broncos/Raiders (52:03 - 58:45) Chargers/Dolphins (58:45 - 64:24) Bills/Cardinals (64:24 - 72:11) Seahawks/Rams (72:11 - 79:59) 49ers/Saints (79:59 - 87:40) Bengals/Steelers  (87:40 - 90:01) Masters recap, football guy of the week and who's back of the week (90:01 - 106:03).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Ribs? Shoulder? Are the Giants good? We have all of it ready to go. Also Doug Peterson's beef stew is getting extra sloppy. We have all of that and more. We got Master's Talk. We got Who's Back of the Week.

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free money and watch us play Among Us. Okay, let's go. Welcome to part of my take presented by the Cash App, go download it right now, use code Barstool, you get $10 for free, $10 to the ASPCA, today is monday november 16th, 16th week, 10. We start in the swamps of New Jersey, where Boston is saw Scott turned up field and tripped into the end zone, Carson Wences Diana had tunnel vision, and Daniel Indiana Jones scrambled as if a boulder was on his heels, New York may have a deal with the devil, getting back

into the NFC East race as Darius, Hale, Slayton, and the G-Men are just a half game out of the first at three and seven, Giants 27, Eagle 17, to the Frozen Tundra, where Jake Vladimir Luton spent more time complaining about passing interference than Russian interference. The take continues for Jacksonville, as Marquez Exxon Valdez scantling spilled into the end zone on a 78 yard touchdown pass, a win is a win, as David Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach Bach Tiari and the Packers moved to 7-2, the Green Bay Packers 24, the Jacksonville Jaguar 20. In Carolina, where Teddy Bridge, what are those, had the Panthers trying to sneak in an underdog win, JPP used all seven of his fingers for an interception, and he'll be

rating the game, film a full 1.5 thumbs up, that's out of 1.5 boom, DJ Morgan trail survived the broken wheel route in horse cholera, but the Panthers cocked the wagon and this season looks sunk. Rob Gronkowski, skeet skeet motherfuckers was catching balls from the windows to the wall to the sweat drips off Ryan Jensen's balls, all you bitches crawl, Bucks 46, Panthers 23, to Cleveland where the weather was pretty chill, also known as the Blake Effect, a Cleveland win was a sure lock, as my dear Watson played elementary, Kareem Hunter S. Thompson was gonzo with a mind blowing game out of the shaft gun, rushing for 104 yards, and they

call him Dick Chubb, because he fucked over the Browns better when he chose to step out of bounds on the last play of the game, the Browns 10, the 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, some spread. In Detroit, where Terry the Cable Guy McClaren almost got her done, and somehow this game was on TV, even though neither of these teams are fox worthy. They call me Prater Salad, won this game for the Honolulu blue collar comedy tour, and on the other side of the ball, Antonio Mel Gibson played with a brave heart, disemboweling the Lions defense for two scores, but it wasn't enough for the football team as they fall to two and seven, Lions 30, Washington football team 27, and Miami, where we were expecting

a lot of handoffs from Justin to Kelly, but the real American Idol was every kiss begins with Kailin Belage, who threw his hat in the ring and asked for a handoff in marriage. The Dolphins offense disturbed the Chargers defense as two, two, ah, ah, ah, threw two touchdowns with a sickness, solving cool clock a man want to bring that touchdown ball to the White House as the Chargers continued to bomb, Dolphins 29, the Chargers 21, down to the desert where cold Pam Beasley, the receptionist was pretty fly for a Dwight guy as the Bills get beat in a shrewd out, Buffalo Bill O'Brien really wishing the Texans never treated DeAndre Anthony Hopkins as a wide receiver, ate the Bills liver with some fava

beans and a nice candy, in a touching tribute to my good friend the Pope, the Arizona conclave of Cardinals smash that like button when it looked like they wanted a spanking, Cardinals 32, Bills 30, in Las Vegas where Jerry, hey, Judy, don't make it bad, take a sad team, lose to the Raiders, remember to let you lock into your heart, then he will start to throw it better, truth or dare, and Waller asked Derek Carr, do you like me, like, like me, like me, like more than a friend, and Devonte Corey Booker scored two touchdowns in his New Jersey, and the life of the Broncos season was sucked out of them like Devonte Devon Booker in a hotel room with his teammates, and the Raiders got ahead in the playoff race,

the Raiders 37, the Broncos 12, you're gonna die boom, you're gonna die to a death, every man dies, not every man true and proud, standing on the corner, James Winston down, he no love to breathe, he's breaking his ribs, while James is doing the, we didn't do this right, yeah, soft legs, what do we, maybe I wrote this wrong, hang on, let's see, hold on, we gotta do this again, James Winston on low, should we stop this video, you left out such a fine second, such fine second, you breezes breaking his ribs, well, James is doing the twist fresh off, Laysick surgery, we just forgot I just forgot to write down, alright, ready, we can do it with, we can do a cappella, ready, we're gonna go you know, suitcase, we got

it, we got this, ready, standing on the corner, James Winston down, he no love, such a fine to see. Drew Brees is breaking his ribs while James is doing the twist. Fresh on Lasik's surgery. Niners are losers. Stay out of Ubers. And away from college girl better stick to Cougars. Sight skill marching! Alright that is week 10. That was fast two minutes in sports presented by Woop Fitness Membership Service that provides 24-7 personalized insight that makes it the perfect tool to help you train for whatever you have going on in your life. We recorded this segment using the Woop live feature in the app so check out our Instagram to see one of

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Ravens and frauds confirmed well well they fought them on soon but so did the Patriots. They did they both had to play in the same weather. It did get me thinking would it be illegal for the Patriots to install a weather machine or some sort of cloud seating operation like is it actually against the NFL rules if you just had a giant sprinkler system that you installed outside of your stadium and just shot water into the sky. It looked like it. It looked like it during that game. I this is just Belichick doing the Jacoby Myers Julian Edelman impression was just so vintage Belichick and I don't know what to say

about the Ravens. I think Ravens fans are probably freaking out right now. Yeah they have a ton of injuries but I don't know you're better team than the Patriots as of right now like the Patriots have struggled this year. They had to do everything in the world to make sure they won that game against the Jets on Monday Night Football and they come back and they kind of just ran it down their throat but they did the Ravens to the Ravens. It was a classic Belichick game where he knew it's it's actually very easy for Belichick to game plan against the Ravens I think because he knows what they're gonna do like he knows

exactly how to take away you know some of their strengths on offense and then yeah they dipped into their bag of tricks a little bit. I read that Julian Edelman has actually been working with with the Patriots on how to like teach their wide receivers to throw passes. Perfect. So that's a nice little fun wrinkle. Also in the article that I read about that they made sure to mention that Julian Edelman is coming back from a standard precautionary exploratory knee procedure which was a cleanup but Hank you have to be you have to be feeling pretty good like season back on. Season very much back on. I'm looking at

it now it's like you know couple they could have be the Seahawks it could have be the bills that could be six and three right now instead of four and five. Well that's not gonna help them at the end but yeah. No but like as the team overall as a team like they are better than their record. You are what your record says you are. Your record says you are. Okay and the Giants. They are with right now. Almost in first place in the NFC East. The NFC East. Correct. Correct. So you're all in. You think that the Patriots are gonna make a playoff. You're all the way back in. I have never wavered from the Patriots making the playoffs and I still think

that. There wasn't one moment. No. I remember last week I was like is it crazy that I still think the Patriots are gonna make the playoffs. Yeah I guess you did say that. I it is crazy that they like if you're looking at the stats they did outraven the Ravens like Damien Harris. They ran the ball down the Ravens throat when you thought going into this game the Ravens would be able to do that to the Patriots because the Patriots defense looks terrible and then they you know able to make enough plays and make Lamar Jackson make enough plays which that one scramble was insane when he just had a million seconds to throw and then

scrambled but still I don't know what the Ravens are now. The one thing we can be sure of out of this game is that Damien Harris is so good at running back for the Patriots that I'm sure he will be completely out of the game plan within five weeks. The Patriots they find guys that are destined to be like their next superstar and then I'm sure Sonya Michelle will come back and like I don't know three weeks from now Sonya Michelle have like 17 carries for a hundred six yards in the game and we'll all have forgotten about Damien Harris. Maybe not Damien Harris is good but for whatever reason they just never find the

Patriots have never had like a guy in their backfield that they just stick with weekend and week out since like Corey Dillon. Yeah Matthew Barry just Lawrence Murray for like one year cursing at the clouds. You are right Hank I'm looking at right now the bottom out was obviously the 49ers game which was abysmal but they played the bills tough they covered that spread they played the chiefs toughish without Cam Newton the Broncos game was weird as well they shouldn't have lost that one but their schedule I don't know it is they have the year they have the bills and the dolphins and the Rams but the bills and

the dolphins are not the bills and the dolphins anymore. I know but for this season like right those games are going to be the season. I actually would say the season is going to be whether as long as you don't slip up if you can go two in one in the Cardinals Chargers Rams trip those three games you got to go two in one and that might be that's a tough three games because you know the Rams are very good the Cardinals are good and the Chargers who the fuck knows with the Chargers. So I would say that the season probably comes out of that before the dolphins bills and jets either way. Yeah I don't know what the

Ravens do. They're just like I think their defense is a lot different when they don't have Clays Campbell. Right. But it also goes back to what we were talking about on Friday when Lamar Jackson said oh yeah Greg Roman's offense like the defense is calling out plays and they're missing guys on the offensive line and you know it doesn't look the same as last year but that's kind of what happened with the Kaepernick's offense and Greg Roman in San Francisco. It was awesome. It was it was it was new. It was revolutionary and then it slowed down a little. There are only so many wrinkles you can put

into that offense. Right. So I also think I mean just the whole chaotic situation of the weather tonight definitely favored the Patriots. Bill Belichick really looking yeah yeah because you can run the ball if you're the rate you should be able to run the ball through the rain when Belichick starts looking like he's on the deadliest catch on the sidelines. That's when you know that he like the more uncomfortable he feels he can like put that out of his own head and be like the more uncomfortable I feel I know the other guy feels way more uncomfortable. I just I still feel like the Ravens

should be able to run the ball. Maybe I'm thinking of last year's Ravens. Tough weekend for Harbaugh's. Yes. Very tough weekend for Harbaugh's. Also we should at least mention our guy Tommy the Sword hopefully he gets better. He's in the hospital. If we've I mean he'll he'll be OK. We think yes. Hopefully 2020 maybe and already. Yeah. Fuck you 2020. Fuck you. OK. Let's get to the rest of the slate. Patriots are back Hank. Congratulations. Did you take a money line. I did. That a boy bailout special. That's fucking back. Well you respond responsible gambling so no bailout. Correct. Right. Let's get to the

rest of the games. Week 10. The weird weird five and six whatever. I'm over it. It was unusual. It was unusual. You know what it felt like. It was like my body had a full another week of daylight savings time when I wasn't sure what time it was all day today because there was football on every single TV. I was trying to figure out how like what my my body was going through when we were watching the one o'clock games and it didn't feel like it was ramped up and I finally halfway through it I realized it and I said it to you. It felt like in week 17 when they do all the games that have playoff implications at 4 15 and

all the games that don't at one o'clock. So it felt like because we knew we had Rams and Seahawks and we knew we had Cardinals and Bills and we knew we had all these games coming and we're like all right let's just get rid of this slate which wasn't great but whatever it had a couple moments but we'll hop into it. So it's Texans Browns was the first game. Yep. Which is kind of perfect because we were having five games early and then this one got delayed. It was delayed 40 minutes but I feel like it was over before all the other ones and that's just because the Rams or the Browns basically said we're going to put

our balls in your throat and we're just going to hand the ball off a million times because it was like a hurricane. Did you see the videos inside the stadium. It was crazy. It was like a hurricane before the game even kicked off. I so my take is I think if you're a Browns fan now it's been ugly and they're sitting what six and three now six and three six and three a game that they kind of had to win even though it's not a must win but it was kind of a must win but I think if you're a Browns fan you're sitting here on Monday and being like I think God is a Browns fan now because God who decides the

weather obviously keeps doing the worst possible weather in Cleveland on game days and forcing the Browns to run the football. Yes. God is literally your best offensive coordinator. He's saying do not throw it a million times. Run the rock. Run the rock. Run the rock. You have Wyatt Teller back. You have Nick Chubb back. Run the ball down their throats and do it again. And they did that in the second half and they won. Yeah Hugh Jackson if he was a better Christian I think God would have stepped in and there being a couple years ago and be like hey I know you keep looking for ways to hand the ball off to Nick

Chubb more often. How about we just play every game in like a torrential downpour of sleet with like lightning hitting sideways rain. Yeah but I mean the Browns are kind of built to win ugly. Yes. They are a they are the old school like exotic smash mouth team that the Titans wanted to be a few years ago. If they have Kareem Hunt and Nick Chubb just getting fed the ball the entire game. They're going to be able to put up yours. They both had over 100 yards rushing. Yep. And remember I said on Friday since Wyatt Teller their guard who's one of the best guards the NFL and Nick Chubb went out. They have not been

able to run the ball and they didn't have a rushing touchdown in the four games that they were out. They had a rushing touchdown in this game which basically was the win because it was a 10 7 game and then a special fuck you to Nick Chubb on behalf of anyone who took the Browns minus three and a half minus four minus four and a half somewhere around there for him to go out of bounds. I don't know what it is about Georgia running backs in late game situations. He didn't really have to do that. Well he was going to go down. You might as well like take a knee and go down in bounds and keep the clock running teasing

everyone the way that he went out of bounds. He was like I'm trying to do the right thing and it is the most Nick Chubb move ever because he really doesn't ever talk or say anything to get recognition. So like he's getting all the recognition for doing something that most players would not do. They'd rather get the touchdown to get the recognition. He's actually getting talked about more for not scoring that touch. Right. Right. So that was a all time bad beat for. Well I don't know. We'll get to the other bad beat. This wasn't a really bad beat because you don't expect them to score a touchdown

there and cover the spread. It was always kind of a close game. It was always a shitty game. But the fact that he just stepped out of bounds there. Come on man. Yeah. Come on. Just go in. Go in for everyone. Go in for America. And I know he said yeah like I did it for my teammates. I don't care about stats. I don't care about this. I care about winning. Well you should care because guess what the people that sit at home and watch and probably bet everyone in Cleveland bets on the Browns you ruined their day. I would like to see more Cleveland fans kind of stepping up into the weather like you know that if this

weather was happening in Buffalo everybody that would be in the stands would have their shirts off. They would like embrace and being like yeah you know what we're tougher than this weather. Look at me here my nipples. They're out. They're rock solid in Cleveland. Everyone just they put on their like car heart and they get doubly bundled up for the games. They don't they don't choose to like kind of show off how tough they are in the cold weather. But that's Browns fans. I think that maybe you get a couple more wins under the belt. They'll start to get a little more cocky. But I am hoping that this

trend continues in Cleveland where it's just the grayest days ever. Yeah. God is on yourself. God is your offensive coordinator. To get more gray than Cleveland has been in their last two home games. Yeah. I mean you basically the weather is saying hey let's both teams play with one hand behind our back. Guess what we're better with one hand behind our back because when we use two hands where the Browns we punch ourselves in the face. That's really what it's coming down to. Exactly. And Baker I've noticed I think he wears three flat jackets underneath his shoulder pads because they like they go out at like a 90 degree

angle on his chest. It looks like he's wearing like a push up bra on his flat jacket. That thing is so huge. It's it's it's Baker and Cam Newton all all time flat jacket. Yep. Yeah. All team flat jacket. I think of I think they just get used to it and they're like you know what I like this. Yeah. Like I'm wearing Kevlar. Yeah exactly. You feel like you're invincible when you're well and also if you're going to run the ball what do you need. I mean you don't really need a flat jacket to you know like it probably hampers your throwing a little bit. Right. If you're going to run it all game doesn't really matter. But the

Browns are in good shape. The problem is the the Raiders are going to be there at the end too. If you look at their schedule like both those teams could go 10 and 6. It's well it's it's Raiders Titans Browns Dolphins. Yeah. All going to be fighting for that last spot. I think I'm forgetting one. I think I might be forgetting a team. It would be well the Ravens too maybe. And yeah. So it's going to be it's going to be the Titans the Browns the Raiders and the Dolphins that are all angling for that last wildcard probably going to be very very interesting. So yeah. And then for the Texans I don't really I don't have

anything left for them. No end the season. They're they're in an official just end the season. Well let me ask you this and Raiders Raiders. Yeah. I'm sure we'll get to the can you put your glasses on the new Hopkins catch in a little bit. But I trust you without your glasses. If you're the Texans hypothetically would you rather have Bill O'Brien and Deandre Hopkins or would you rather have no Deandre Hopkins and no Bill O'Brien moving forward. I'd rather have Bill O'Brien and Deandre Hopkins. You'd rather keep Bill O'Brien around. I wouldn't say that that's those don't necessarily go together in this hypothetical they do in

this hypothetical. I think I'd still want Deandre. I think I think I'm OK with it if I'm a Texans fan being like you know what we had to get rid of the best wide receding that's not how it works to get rid of the worst general manager. Are you a Texans fan. Oh I'm not a Texans fan. That is the biggest bargaining like oh Spindzone ever hurts. Yes. Yes. Like you know what sometimes you got to cut off your nose to spite your face. No. No. No. No. No. You got to cut off your chin to get rid of your shitty clothes. I think you could actually make the argument you should have fired Bill O'Brien last year. Well yeah. You wouldn't have had to trade Deandre Hopkins.

Well yes in a in a realistic scenario that's probably the outcome that you should have hoped for. Just not be idiots. But sometimes you know this big cat you're a Bears fan. You've dealt with heartbreak before you have to go back and spin zone yourself and and convince yourself that maybe it's not all bad. No that's not the spin zone I would use. If I were a Texans fan I would just be like well the Rockets look like they're keeping things together. Wait. No. No. Well the Astros haven't cheated. No. At least not the Cowboys. Yeah. That's the spin zone. No snow. Yeah. In the winter. We just got to. Yeah. No snow. We still have JJ Watt.

Yeah. All right. Washington football team Lions. Weird game because it's the Lions. It was the it's the Lions and the Lions somehow gave up a 21 point lead to an Alex Smith offense which is almost impossible given like what Alex Smith is a quarterback by the way. He had career high completions attempts and yards. Yeah. Which is crazy. But I just wonder like what what does Matt Patricia do. Matt Patricia is a defensive specialist defense. He won this game. He won the Super Bowl. He won. Yeah. Well he won the Super Bowl for sure. But he won this game and he actually coaches a very entertaining brand of football. I don't

know what brand of football it is. Well he doesn't coach but he coaches in very entertaining games. In fact like if you're making just a power ranking of teams whose games will be interesting to watch you have to have the Lions on the it's probably like the chiefs obviously in a good way. But I would put like the chiefs the Lions the Falcons and the Chargers as like the funnest teams to watch in the NFL knowing that some crazy shit is going to happen like a 21 point lead some sort of heartbreak occur to the Lions franchise. But honestly like this game should have gone to overtime. Chase Young gave it away. He admitted like I

made a rookie mistake because he had that roughing the pass or call which it's always a little concerning right after game when a rookie says that was just a rookie mistake. Like I can tell already that I wouldn't have done that next year. Yeah. Two years from now. No chance. Not going to do that. But today I had no problem with hitting Matt Stafford like three seconds after he released the ball. But you know overall I'd say this worked out pretty well for the Washington football team. We didn't win. So either way if we had won then we would have been in striking distance of the NFC East and now that we lost we're in striking

distance of Justin Fields. So yeah. Happy either way. And it was first half. It was how the hell have the Washington football team only scored three points against this Detroit Lions defense. And then the second half is like oh here's the Detroit Lions defense. They showed up. They arrived at the game. I also don't understand. Deandre Swift got his first start. Turns out he's good which you drafted him because you thought he was good. And then you didn't feature him until week 10. Again what does Matt Patricia do. He realized he do as a job. He finally realized that Adrian Peterson was like 40 years old. Like Deandre

Swift was really good in this game. And why is this his first start. Maybe you could maybe make the argument the true football guy argument of well he was struggling with Blitz pickups and he wasn't you know. But when when has it ever been a priority for the Detroit Lions to protect Matthew Stafford's health. Yeah. They literally don't even have that on like the list of things to do. I don't think you can make that argument with him like he's not on the he doesn't know all the audibles just yet. He cuts off routes. Yeah. That's probably the most honest assessment that you can make to like prevent him from

starting at this point. But yeah he's good. The the Lions defense to be fair to them. They didn't really give up that last drive to Alex Smith where they drove down the field and they they ended up kicking a field goal to tie it with like 15 seconds left. That was it was the most head scratching drive that I've ever seen to tie a football game because I felt like Alex Smith didn't really complete a single pass. No drive. It was just like this is holding. Yes. Pass interference. It was one of those one of those plays or one of those series of plays where every single time a pass fell in complete. You just stared at the

screen because you knew that that red little flag was going to pop or the the the yellow little flag was going to pop up in the middle. It was a Buffalo Wild Wings drive. Yes. Those drives were just like we don't actually have to complete any passes. We just know that someone in a bar in the middle of the country is hitting a lever that keeps this game going. All right. So that was Washington football. We should credit Matt Prater because I didn't realize how good dude how good Matt Prater is in clutch situations which he sucks this year but that was an incredible kid. It's crazy that like one of the clutches kickers of

all time plays for the Detroit Lions doesn't add up but he's twenty two for twenty two on game time or go ahead field goals in the fourth quarter with two minutes or less left. Yeah. No he's a he's a very good character. He has there has been moments this year where you're like he's washed up because he's missed I think a decent amount of kicks for him this year. So I was shocked that he was going to hit that but credit to him. Also Alex Smith is just going to set a record for the most heartwarming games. Every single time that he plays there's something heartwarming that happens. I have. I have something. I have someone

who's very mad at Alex Smith will get to it later. OK. Ben Rothesburg. Yes. Because Alex Smith is taking away his comeback. Yes. He might kill him. Yes. He might kill him. All right. Jaguars Pack Packers Jaguars stuck around a little bit. Mm hmm. So I well I don't know where to start. I actually have a really weird theory that is no there are no facts behind this but I'm just going to throw it out there and you just tell me if it's stupid which it is. OK. I think no fans makes the stadiums windier. OK. Because there's there's fewer bodies to catch the way to intercept the way off the wind. I just I feel like wind has been happening more and like this

game was very windy and weird. I think I think I think the the amount of people. Yeah. I think no fans more wind. OK. Watch out for it. It makes sense because if you watch like a zombie movie where the main character walks into an abandoned city it's windy as shit. No one is living there walking around. It's always like you know plastic bags blowing down the street and that symbolizes how emptied out that town. Right. I think that you're right. I think the fewer people around although on the other hand if you're in Green Bay and you've got a bunch of people in the stands they're all like burping and farting which creates

natural wind. That's true. So I think that the wind was obviously a factor in this game. There's nothing I really learned like like Malifor actually admitted after the game that the Packers came out very flat. It was a classic Aaron Rodgers no sense of urgency game. Right. And I I I actually respect Malifor for saying that like hey we just came out very very flat in this game. But the Packers still they can't like the Jaguars are starting a guy who's a six round draft pick his second start in the league and you know they're going to have to run the ball and they still were able to run the ball. So I look I obviously I'm

biased Packer fans will get mad but they can't stop the run when they need to stop the run. It's kind of crazy. James Robinson shut up Mike Florio had a hundred nine yards. Yeah. The people that are that are the teams that are leading each conference are probably not the best teams in each conference like the Steelers. Yeah they're eight. No the Steelers might go undefeated. Who knows. They might win or they might lose one or two games. And then the the Packers are seven and two at the top of the NFC. I don't think either one of those teams is the best team in that conference. Right. Right. No I agree. We should talk.

I don't really know who's the best team in the NFC. The NFC is an absolute shit show. I would probably say maybe the box. We'll get to them in a minute but maybe the box. Yeah. Because the NFC is just every single week it changes every single every single week we get a new team that we think is good. I also coming away from this game. I don't if I were a GM for an NFL franchise I think I would draft a punter first overall. OK. Because these punters like when Johnny when Johnny Hecker does his thing. You should be the Raiders. Yeah. That's like their their mantra. And Logan Cook was the punter for the Jaguars today.

He pinned the Packers inside the 10 four times twice two of those times inside the five. Yeah. Like that's how you make up for being an inferior team. Their weapons. I think that if the Broncos had punted on first down every time today they probably would have come closer to winning. Right. And they ended up like we just we turned the ball over a lot. And yeah just punt first down get rid of the ball. Like we don't want this shit. We say I think it's our interception if you don't have it as football fans we always say like yeah there's three phases to the game. But let's be honest. We don't really take

into account the third phase until it fucks up like until you see a Miss Field goal or until you have a kick returned on you. Then you're like wait what the fuck that's the third phase. I think I would I think if I were a GM or a head coach I would just be like let's just dominate special teams and just see how everything else goes. Maybe it goes well. Maybe it doesn't. Who cares. But we'll get field position. I really think that if you approach the Vikings with that type of scenario and be like here's how I want to build our team Mike's gonna be like yes I would prefer not to coach offense. Right. I

don't like watching it when we have the ball. Right. Mike's gonna probably find himself rooting for the other teams defense to sack the quarterback when his offense is on the field. Right. Right. So I just I noted that I was like hey how did the how did the Jaguars stick around in this game. They ran the ball and they punted well. I also noted that when it comes to a brand new quarterback a lot of times defenses aren't able to intercept them as easily because they just they don't know how how bad he's going to be sometimes. They're like even they get surprised. They don't have some of the passes that

get attempted. They don't know the dumb things he's about to do like been to new chief in that Sunday night game. The defense was utterly perplexed at how dumb he was being with some of the passes. Like you don't prepare to like try to intercept a submarine curveball from like a rookie quarterback. That's just not something that an NFL cornerback would like ever sit down and practice. That's a good point. It's a good point. So maybe that's the maybe the key to the Jaguars is always just putting in new cycle someone in there. Yeah. Miles Jack had an all time flop in the game. That was kind of fun. That was very

looked like he got shot. He called the announcer. I don't know who's announced in the game called him Vladi doc Jack. I like that. Yeah. Pretty good. Any time you can do a real throwback to Vladi Divac. This was also it was a the Paul Hornig tribute game. Right. Yes. His name is so you got to cover the spread when Paul Hornig died. His name is so confusing to me because every time I hear it it sounds like they're saying Paul Horney Paul Horney. Yeah. Like you're listening to Sergeant Pepper's backwards and they're trying to say that we're trying to fuck Greg Jennings. Oh and Brock Heard. Greg Jennings put the whole team

on his back. Greg Jennings on a pack. Oh yeah. Especially with some of the things he said about Aaron Rodgers. It was you say that's not if you were. I mean the Fox executive Fox executives. Do you say fuck. No. Put your glasses back on. You can't talk when you don't have a glasses on the Fox executives. They know what they're doing. But Greg Jennings is known as a packer. They did have to dive like real deep into the well to pick out all these different broadcasting teams. Today there's only three CBS games. So yeah. And it keeps to leave. Did the the Lions game. Yeah. They just they just basically called them up and

hey can you just sit up here and talk shit. Yeah. He was good. It would have been awesome if they put him in a booth with Crabtree. Just like brought Crabtree in to try to like take his neck. Just get it. Yeah. Get a fight going. I don't. So yeah. Going back to the Packers. I don't. I think they're very similar to last year. I don't. The I guess the better question is actually next week is going to be a really good test for them against the Colts because the Colts are a man football team. Yep. They're not. They're not. Right. They're line up punching the mouth football team. I don't know if the Packers. The question is not to me

whether the Packers. I think they're the same team as last year. It's just the question is is there a 49ers type team in the NFC. Because the 49ers were the best team in the NFC last year. So the Packers might be able to get to the Super Bowl just because there's not that team that's significantly better than. So as an owner of the Packers the only team that really concerns me. I would say the Buccaneers fucked them up. Yeah. The Buccaneers defensively. They can come out and they can hit the Packers in the mouth. And maybe the Rams. Maybe the Rams. Maybe the Rams. Whitworth will get to that. That sucks so much because

that could really fuck. Honestly can just to give you like a little glimmer of hope. I'm not worried about the Packers. The Bears could beat the Packers. I know they can. The Bears could. I know they can. Especially especially if the Bears keep losing. Yes. Because that's when we beat the Packers when it doesn't actually matter. Right. When it can actually help. You guys play week 17. No we put. Well yes we play week 17. And then we also I think we played in two weeks. Yeah. OK. So week 17. You will definitely. That's when we fuck. I want to put a bet in advance that it's going to be week 17. It's going to be a slaughter.

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most out of sync football team of all time. And the Giants are going to win the NFC East. Yeah they are. The Giants are actually dare I say it a good football team. I'm I'm I'm graduating them. Yeah. I am. I'm saying they're a good football team as far as the NFC East. No sliding. No no no no no no no no. I think they're a good football team. Not obviously not a great football team. Okay maybe they have to win one more. No they're not a good football team but I'm gonna throw the challenge. Six games. Yeah. They're last six games. They won by ten. They won by three. They lost by two football team. They lost by two to the Bucks. They

lost by one trap game. They won by one and they lost by three. They have lost three. They've gone three and three in their last six games and they've lost those three games by combined six points. But the football team almost beat them. They didn't. At home. They didn't. They started 0-5 for those five losses were about ten or less. I'm telling you man. The Giants are by no stretch a good football team. I think they are. I think you think that they're good because in your wildest dreams this is like what a great Bears team would look like right now. No. Yeah. I think like just. No. Floring enough to win sometimes. No no no. The

Bears defense is way better than the Giants. Maybe not way better. But the Giants defense is legit. Daniel Jones do you want to walk but he played well. Daniel Jones continues to be the fastest player in NFL history. If we're going your drew lock is bad. Your lock stock is bad. My Daniel Jones stock is going up. It's trending up in the last like couple couple. And your lock stock. It's growing pains. It's growing pains. Drew lock. It's going to be out of the league in a year. It's growing pains. I Daniel Jones played well. He had no turnovers which is huge for him. That's actually that should count as a touchdown. No turnovers for

Daniel Jones should count as a touchdown. He also is averaging 8.6 yards per carry. And if he finishes the season with that he'll be the highest rushing quarterback since Fran Tarkington. Oh wow. Not even Michael Vick did that. Yeah. So what you're basically saying is that the Giants are better without Seyquan Barkley. Yes. Okay. I even forgot. Yeah. I forgot he existed. Yeah. I legit before you said that word. Holy shit. The Giants are a good football team if they had Seyquan Barkley. Yeah. Do you just plug and play what Wayne Gaulman and Alfred Morris. Dude I'm combined buying what they're selling with those two guys

skill sets. It's actually a plus improvement over over losing Seyquan Barkley. Their defense is actually played very well. Right. Like the and if they're offense like they they have more guys than we give them credit for. They are they're not a good football team. I rebuke that statement. Okay. I disavow. Yeah. That statement. That's fine. That's fine. I think they've been still going to win the NFC East. Mind you they the game before those six games that I just listed they lost by eight to the Rams who we just said might be super might be the team coming out of the NFC. Mm hmm. They lost by two to the box and

eight to the Rams. Those are good teams. Yeah. They're they're they're frisky. They're frisky. At best. They're frisky. I'll say ish. I'll add an ish. In the playoff. Well I'll add an ish. What about this big good ish. They're good ish. You might be talking me into it a little bit. Yes. I think I think that the Giants could beat the Packers. Yes. But that doesn't mean that they're good. Yes. The Packers can lose to a team. No they're good ish. No the Packers can they'll beat most good teams. Good ish is in. I have some shitty teams. I've walked back good. I'm now on good ish. Good ish. They are good ish. How about this. They're not good.

They're good ish. They show signs of good as far as I'll go is I'll say the Packers or excuse me the Giants are not as bad as you think they are. Right. Yes. Which is the highest compliment I can actually look at their season. They got blown out. They weren't in the NFC East. They would be terrible. They still are saying they're good ish is because they're in the NFC East. No. I think they've been playing. They've been. I'm basing this off of their close losses as well to very good teams. They've been in every game. They're in every game. They look they got blown out by the 49ers. That's really the only like true mark on their record.

We're like and they lost by 10 to the Steelers week one. But they were kind of in that game too. I don't just say good ish. I'll settle with good ish. Let's talk about the Eagles though. The most out of sync team of all time. I don't know what it is about them but they look like a team that just doesn't practice because they like a good an Eagles performance has a few bad snaps some weird penalties some miscommunication on like routes. They have all of that and then Doug Peterson going for two when he shouldn't go for usually a couple drops. Yeah. That was the most baffling thing of all time. He went for two when they were down by by five or down by four. So he went so it was he went

for two to cut it to 14 11. So that one was successful. They scored a touchdown to it was 14 9 he went for two then the Giants scored again. So it was 21 11. Yep. Then they then the Eagles scored to make it 21 17. And he was addicted to that go for two just sauce. And he went for two again where he could have just gotten into a three point game with an extra point going for two. If you're a coach you might as well just go for two all the time because you can always find obscure reasons why after the fact to justify that you did it. Right. Just stop kicking even say like yeah our kicker had a twinge. So we gave us a better shot to go for two there. Right. So it was. Oh God. That was bad. That was a bad injury. Boyle bad injury. It was the Eagles are

Doug Peterson. Like we've said beef stew for brains. That was where he's got extra beef stew going in his brain when he goes for two for no reason when he's down four. And then I hate to say this but it was coward right about what Carson. I mean about everything but Carson wants he's a fellow soup guy. I have to respect him like was he right. Carson Wentz was he right. Carson Wentz spends half of the game within of like his head within a foot of the ground. He's always scrambling around like with with his just staring at his shoelaces bent over at the waist about to get hit. Yes. He he looks all sorts out of sync. I don't know hovering. I don't know what's wrong with Carson like he hasn't Carson Wentz has not been good in two years. And I

Doug Peterson. I think Doug Peterson actually deserves more blame for this loss than Carson Wentz because you're coming out of a buy. You're playing what some people would say is a bad team. I call them good ish and you look out of sync. You you go over nine on third down. You go for two in weird spots and the Eagles ran the ball pretty well. They had that big Boston Scott run. They had Miles Sanders going for like five five plus yards per carry. Yeah. They just didn't run it that much. Yeah. And they're like OK let's just keep throwing with Carson Wentz and and getting him killed and not completing anything. Right. Yeah. So Miles Sanders attempted 15 carries but he was averaging five point seven yards. That's inexcusable. So yeah you just got at some point his

stew brain needs to kick in and just say we need to have a balanced attack. Like that's that's that's the ultimate quintessential football stew guy thing to just always fall back on. It's like we got to have our ratio down to about 50 50 on rushing attempts and passing attempts. But it hasn't kicked in for Doug because I think too many people called him like the next level of statistical genius. Right. Which is probably unfair to do if you knew Doug Peterson. We got to talk in his language. Doug you need to make sure that there's a good ratio of meat cubes to potatoes. Yes. Right now you have way too many potatoes and maybe even too many carrots too in that stew. You got to get some more meat in there. He's yeah he's putting some he started to like branch out

he's putting like Korean spices and he's doing like fusion. Let's get back to basic meat. Just meet maybe a little red wine cooked down in there. Just meet it up. Tell you what. Yeah. Don't don't even think about making it a stew. Just think that you're you got to make a gravy now. Yes. You got to make a meat gravy. Switch it up to beef stroganoff if you have to. Yes. By the way so the the Eagles and the in the Giants remaining schedule. They the Eagles have seven games. The Giants have six error. Sorry. Yes. The Giants have six. They've played 10. They share four common opponents. So Cowboys Browns Seahawks and Cardinals. They both are playing those four teams and then the Eagles have to play the Packers and the Saints and the Washington football team.

The Giants get the Bengals and the Ravens. I think the Giants are going to win the east. Yep. I think they are. They're good. They're good. And I love your prediction about them beating the Packers. I'm in on it could happen. You just get Tom Coughlin is an honorary captain and his red face. It could happen. That's also just like a I know this doesn't make sense because it's been so long. No it's the franchise matchup. Yes. The franchise matches up perfectly against the Eagles. Perfect. Get the get the game in Lambo. Have it be a night game. Just have the wind whipping because no fans. No fans. They're just kidnapped Tom Coughlin. Just have him stand nude on the sideline facing directly into the moon. Just have Joe Judge wearing a red Tom Coughlin face.

Yeah. Oh that's what he should do for his mask that he has to wear on the sidelines. It should just be Tom Coughlin's like red cheeks and mouse. Yes. Yes. Perfect. We figured it out. All right. Bucks Panthers. So the Bucks I would put at the top of the NFC contender list. Obviously the Saints game was terrible but the Bucks have a trend now. They have three losses this year and bouncing back from the three losses. They've looked awesome. So they beat the Panthers after they lost the Saints Week one. They fucked up the Packers after they lost to the Bears on that Thursday night game. And they fucked up the Panthers today. This was a like looking at this stat sheet makes you realize Chris Godwin had six catches for ninety two yards. Mike Evans had six

catches for seventy seven yards in touchdown. Antonio Brown had seven catches for sixty nine yards. Gronk had two catches fifty one yards in touchdown. Oh and Ronald Jones ran for a hundred ninety two yards including a ninety eight yards. That's not fair. No. That's that's a that's an all pro team right there. Yeah. And Mike Evans is I think he continues to be kind of like an underrated wide receiver even though most people give him a lot of credit. Always so good. I think he's like probably top three wide receiver in the NFL. The catch that he had today where I always love it when receivers do that. Going back to who's the guy from Alabama. Was it pro throw that made that catch on top of that leg. That was later that he broke. But that's what we remember.

Yeah. Whenever whenever wide receivers able to catch a ball around an opponent and then hold on to it after they fall on the ground for me that just that takes you like to the very top of my wide receiver rankings no matter how shitty you are. Really if you just make one spectacular catch I'm like I still think forever. I still think that Brandon Lloyd is going to be Hall of Famer. It gets his shit together. But yeah Mike Evans is a fucking monster when you have him and Gronk in the red zone. You can't. There's no way that you can cover everybody. And I Tom Brady is an all time rabbit ears guy. Like he does listen to what other people are saying because the the critics after the Sunday night football game were saying that like Mike Evans and Tom Brady

are not on the same page and he made sure that Mike Evans got the ball today and like fed him a lot. I think that maybe Tom Brady has had some work done this year. I think that he's had plastic surgery. His face his face looks different. Maybe that's what happened last game. Maybe he just got like too high of a dose of botulism in his face. He couldn't kiss his son properly before because all the muscles were just frozen up. He was out of sorts didn't feel like he looked good so he didn't play good last week. Now that the the Botox has had its course to run through his veins he's back to feeling normal and playing normal. But yes I mean it is crazy to think that this is the exact same team that just got their asses cut off and handed to them killed in there.

They ate their own asses last year and then they go out and they dropped 46 points and they could have had more. Yes. Yes. By the way the Panthers I don't know what happened with Teddy Bridgewater. He went out with a knee injury but they do keep even though they got their asses kicked in this game that first half they were in it. I think they keep their frisky spunky you know fun little brother thing. Yeah I think they're a little brother. They're worse than the Giants. They're worse as of right now as of right now. Yeah I will find out it's playing. It's close. No they don't play. The Panthers as of right now. Yeah as of right now well Teddy Bridgewater got hurt. They're a well coached football team. Matt rules a good coach and don't have talent and I can't

Chris McCaffrey's out. Maybe if both those guys are healthy I would maybe say Panthers. There's something about when whenever a player gets injured they go to the sideline they put them on the trainer's table like it's I always have to stop myself from like laughing inappropriately when they wheel the blue tent over and then raise the tent over top of the player like it's a horse at the Kentucky Derby that they're bringing the tarp out on to like block the view of it. Shoot him like a horse. Yeah just have the have the tent already set up so you don't have to like it's just kind of weird to raise it over somebody like they're in a field hospital in the military or something like that. The Panthers are little brother in that they are like they'll never threaten

to actually win one of these big games but they'll always be game like it will always be fun for the big brother to be like oh that was a good good time. We had a good time out there playing a little ball. You almost had me for a second while you laughed me like no but you didn't but you almost had me. Yeah then they go home and they're like we if we just add a couple pieces here and there we can put it together next week but they're all they're going to come up short again against good teams. Yeah but yeah they're they're going to be a frisky team. I think that Matt rule is going to be a good coach in the NFL for a while. They're spunky. Yeah. I'm putting in my spunky pile. Also Gronk has all of his good weight back. I think he's actually heavier than he was in the

past. Yes. He looks like he's a load. Yes. Yeah no I agree. He he does look good and the Bucks I mean I so if we're talking about the NFC and you said like I think you you have to break it down as everyone was playing their A game. I do think the Bucks would be the best team. Yeah if everyone was playing their A game. Maybe the Saints but we'll get to that but we'll get to that. That's a big question. Ribs. Broncos Raiders. You should say like Vince Wilford ribs ribs Broncos Raiders Drew Locksox growing pains. I don't know how much longer he has to have growing pains though because he's like they have if they're going to probably be high enough in the in the draft to pick another quarterback. So well we went through the list and we're not sure that Trey Lance is tall enough

for for John Elway to go out on a limb and take. Yeah but I just well you know who you know who he could call Andrew Lock. Yep that's true Stanford connection. That's true. Andrew Lock to Denver. Yeah and in the footsteps of Peyton former Colt going to Denver to win a Super Bowl. Also John Elway former Colt that went to Denver to win. So he was drafted by the Colts. Wow. How about that. That's I just thought of that spicy and that's good. No but seriously Drew Lock if you were a first round pick I think it would be different. Yeah. So because then you've invested a lot more you have you know the the the first round contract that's guaranteed but he's a second round pick and if he doesn't put it together in this home stretch I absolutely think the Broncos are going

to at least look for someone to compete against him because he was bad. He was and he just doesn't look like he sees it. You know what I mean. Yeah well he looks like he has all the confidence in the world when he's making his bad throws. They just go directly to the other team. So you think he looks the part until the result occurs and then you're like wow maybe he actually didn't know what he was doing and then they always cut to him on the sidelines when he's looking dejected. I always keep expecting that he's going to be like rapping along to a bone thug song somberly on the sidelines after a bad interception. And we should so two things we should put into perspective. He had four interceptions today. The Raiders were actually last in takeaways going

into this game. So that's tough to do. The Raiders defense is not good and you made him look good. Two Drew Lock got a little bit of a bump from that comeback win against the Chargers but isn't that more about the Chargers. It's the Chargers. It's the Chargers like they exist so that you can have a comeback signature win against them. Yeah Drew Lock is not good. You might have noticed I'm just running out of ways to defend my initial take about Drew Lock which is I'm running out of catchphrases to use. Like I'm growing pains is I'm scraping the bottom of the barrel right here. I need Drew Lock to come out and show me something next week or else I'm just going to have to go down with the ship. But the Raiders on the other hand I think we said last

week like they're a physical football team. Yeah and they got their offensive line has the thickest guys in the NFL. They're the biggest I think statistically. They are so big like they're I'm watching them and it takes a lot for me to be like damn their offensive line is huge. They probably average like 350 pounds per guy. Yes. And there's a couple guys that are probably 370. I mean trip rounds like trip round is just 500. A massive human being. But I think that's how John or John Grunit just him and Mike Mayock when they get together to watch tape on offensive line and they're just like how big is this boy. No it's very yeah it's very simple big guys heavy guys fast guys. Yeah do it. That's it. But the Raiders so credit to them because they weren't

very good throwing the ball. They had a bunch of drops. This game had like way more obviously I bet the over but this game had way more points in it than it showed and they ran the ball down their throat. So like that's always a sign to me when you're assessing teams can they win multiple ways can they do different things and they didn't have their A game passing and they ran for 200 plus yards and four touchdowns. Yeah and we laughed at the other week when the nicest thing the announcers could say about Derek Carr was when he runs out of the pocket he seems to have good balance about him. I actually noticed it today. I was like he is very well balanced out in the open. He doesn't seem to be leaning forward nor backward. He's just perfect.

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are the Chargers they're in their own power. The Chargers are the opposite the complete opposite of the Panthers. The Chargers have all the talent in the world. Yes. And they've got a coach who just doesn't know what he's like. Anthony Lynn is probably the most conservative coach. But when you have that much talent on your team you can't play that conservatively. I don't know actually what they do on special teams in Los Angeles. But if they had like half the balls that Matt Rule had when it came to faking punts going forward doing crazy shit two point conversions the Chargers should be like they should be around 500. Oh absolutely. I love that they scored late to make this a one score game. That was so perfect. It wasn't a one score game. The Dolphins were in

control the entire game. They actually like that Tua fumble when they were going in to go up 21 nothing like this could have been an absolute route all game. The Chargers got back into it a little bit but I go away from this being like dude the Dolphins are good. Like they especially the fact that they beat so they beat the Rams. They have a bye week I think then they play the Cardinals. They beat a good Cardinals team and then you expect a young team to have a letdown and they didn't they did not like this game smelled like a rat the whole time. The fact that the Dolphins that we said it on on Friday they're five and three they're playing against a two and five team and they're only two and a half point favorite. Like it makes no sense but I think it's just

perception is all fucked up. You look at the Dolphins and they've been bad for so long that you just assume they're bad but they're not they're good. Yeah and it's always funny watching like blue chip college athletes get to the NFL and you can tell which production crews don't watch college football on Saturday because there's certain storylines that come baked into every single player like Tua was always about his family and how huge his family was and how many of his family members were in the stands for their games. It's taken until now for the NFL to realize oh we should be talking more about to his family. So we're starting to get crowd shots of the Tagava Loa family which I need at least three of every single game. They've moved down to Miami finally from

Tuscaloosa in that beautiful home. The mysterious home. Yeah but yeah the Dolphins are good. I don't I don't really know what else to say about the Dolphins other than they're good which I think is actually a lot. You know what like that actually is saying worlds. I think any Dolphins fan listening to this even if this isn't going to be a 10 minute thing just us saying over and over the Dolphins are a good football team and guess what can I can I give you a little little peek at what the Dolphins got coming up Broncos Jets Bengals. Okay that's three. We could blink and the Dolphins could be nine and three but then we could blink and the Dolphins could be nine and three but then there's a good chance that they'll finish like if they go nine and three they might

finish 10 and six. Yeah they have chiefs, patriots, raiders, and bills to end the season but no they could I mean they I wouldn't be shocked. You know England always struggles struggles. In Miami. But I'm just saying like we could be sitting here in three weeks and be talking about nine and three Miami Dolphins which would be insane. Media this is a message from me to you. The years and years that you have had as a luxury to not have to learn any of the Dolphins players names is over. You have to start learning their names right now because they're you know what the Dolphins they're for real. Yeah I've got them in my for real column. Yes they're not a fluke. They're the Dolphins. Now let's just clarify. They might even be legit big guys. No so they're not for real

and that they're not going to the Super Bowl but what they are is they're an ascending team that has young talent that is building something and you get a couple years to lose the playoffs if you're that team. Yeah no that's what I'm saying. You get a couple years to to get to the point like this is the whole process. They got to get to the playoffs this year. They lose. No one's going to be like man that's a that's disappointing. No that's a great season. The next year they get to it. Maybe win a playoff game. Oh okay the Dolphins like they're building something. Yeah no that's what I'm saying like they are past Frisky. Yes they've been elevated for Frisky to for real. The next step is legit. That's that's when they're in contention. You're

in you're out to win the entire division. Yep they currently have Houston's pick which would be number six right now plus their own. Wow okay good job Bill Bryant and and they've been I mean I'm looking at their games recently. They fucked up the 49ers that game 43 17. They beat the Jets 24 nothing which obviously the Jets suck but that's what you should do to the Jets not give up a point. They beat the Rams 28 17. They went to the Cardinals beat them by three and then they beat the Chargers by eight today and it was more than eight. The Dolphins are good football. So in in my head when I just said that they they need to take another step to be in contention to win their division I was operating on the assumption that the Bills won that game today that they lost.

No they could win the division. Correct. The Dolphins could win the AFC East and in like the Bills let's just go to the Bills because they're the next team on the list. That game sucked for the Bills because you expected a let down coming off that huge Seahawks win and they didn't have it. They didn't play great. They had a lot of penalties. Josh Allen was up and down like had a couple bad picks but they had the game one like they had the game one so you didn't have that let down spot that you kind of saw coming and expected. It was one and then Kyler Murray who is now like he is officially elevated to must watch like drop everything you have to watch every time he's got the ball. That was insane. That was an insane play Deandre. What do you think

Bill O'Brien like where is he right now and was he watching this game and was he like lucky catch by Deandre Hopkins. He's not that good. No I think Bill O'Brien was probably like you know what it's going to be sweet as hell when I'm coaching Michigan next year. Yeah that's probably where his mind is. He's probably just hanging out in Ann Arbor right now. Maybe we'll go back to Penn State. Maybe yeah that's right. Who knows. But yeah when that ball went up and it was Deandre Hopkins and then three Buffalo Bills defenders like I was not surprised that Deandre Hopkins know that and it didn't seem that weird that he's that good. You expect him to make plays like that which is a testament to just how fucking talented he is. And I know that the catch

isn't exceptional and Deandre Hopkins is exceptional but the throw and like eluding the rush there's not many guys who can do what Kyler did there. Right. He's incredible. He is just an incredible. He's I still sometimes things look a little weird and he'll he'll miss guys but he is must watch. He is must watch. He's electric. He loves hitting the spin button on himself. Yes. A lot of times we'll just spin for no real reason. I think you just do like a 360 back into place and he's like one of those like race cars. You got to wind up to go fast. Yeah. Just has to spin to go fast. He plays. He plays out there on the field like I played when I first learned how to use Madden when I got my first man game. I found out what the spin button was and I just did it

all the time as my only juke. I was going to say when I first learned how to walk. Yeah. Spinning and falling everywhere. Yeah. I don't know if we can call this a Hail Mary though. I was thinking about that because like a big premarital sex guy like Cliff Kingsbury. I don't know if Catholicism is the right way to go. Obviously the God has chosen his team with the Cleveland Browns this year. This is like a Hail Satan. This is a I think that Cliff has aligned himself with our dark lord on that. But it was it sucks for the bills because that drive that you had that should have won the game. It was it was how I had it had a great drive. He did throw some classic Josh Allen balls today. It was so the issue that Josh Allen has and he I mean that drive was awesome and his touchdown catch

was awesome. But sometimes he falls into the J Cutler. My arm stronger than everyone. I can throw it through a guy problem which I actually still like we've had this discussion before but I always think that I'd rather have a guy who thinks he can make every throw because you're going to win more games than you lose usually than a guy who's very very safe all the time and just checking down. So you just know that that's what Josh Allen is and sometimes they won't work out today. It was but he kept them in the game. The defense made some big stops down which the deep the bill's defense is not very good. It was very good last year. It's not great this year but they kept him in the game with some big stops and then Josh Allen enough chances and he goes down the field

and has what should have been the game winning touchdown. The nice thing about Josh Allen is you're right. He has the arm that Rex Grossman thought that he had right when he was taking all those chances. So Josh he'll get away with a lot of you know some riskier plays because he is physically talented in a way that most other quarterbacks aren't make them happen. I mean I don't I don't even blame him because if your arm is that good you definitely think you can make every throw. Yeah. And also let's keep things into perspective here. He just raised five hundred thousand dollars for the for the low hospital. He installed an entire wing of a hospital up in Buffalo for his grandmother. I love the guy. I love the guy. No and he it's just it's not a bad

thing. It's a Josh Allen is a little bit of a volatile player but I think that's what you kind of want. Like you want there to be volatility because when he reaches his height it's better than almost everyone. Yeah. You know what I mean. So and Cole Beasley's catch was awesome. Cole Beasley's fucking Cole Beasley's a beast. He's just going to play for like 15 years. Well how long has he been in the NFL because I would I would argue a decade but I know it's not. I think it's been like nine years. I think that he's going to play until Bill Belichick free agent in 2012. So not even about eight years. Eight years. But doesn't he feel like a 15 year old. He was on the Cowboys for him. Yeah. He's just he's slowly making his way towards New England and then Steve

Belichick and him will be able to do some really funny twin style Halloween costumes together. Yeah. So this was bad loss number two of the day but it wasn't really a bad loss because you had the Hail Mary but Cliff Kingsbury kneels the ball. The line is Cardinals minus two and a half. I was thinking it was crazy. Then I remembered that they changed the rule a few years ago that if you do return an extra point or two point conversion it does count as two. So that's definitely what he was thinking as crazy as it sounds. That's actually the correct move by him. You that or Cliff Kingsbury bet against the Cardinals today. Right. But there's no but there's no way that you lose that game unless they somehow get an interception or a fumble or block kick

to return it for two points and tie the game. Do you think that Cliff knew that rule. I do. Someone did maybe not Cliff but I don't because he's too much of a membo. No because I like that's the only explanation. Cliff Kingsbury. There's no other explanation for what he did. If anyone has ever spent time at Texas Tech there's no there's no gene in their body that tells them not to score a point when they have an opportunity. Who's on his staff is who's advanced Joseph. He goes against everything they stand for maybe who's advanced Joseph advanced Joseph might have known. Yeah. Because if someone on his staff knew if there's someone that doesn't like scoring it's advanced Joseph Larry Fitzgerald told them Larry Fitzgerald told Larry Fitzgerald went up to him

was like hey dude I don't know if you know this but the rule changed actually I'm going back I think Cliff Kingsbury knew because I think this is the rule in college and they changed it in the NFL like five years ago I want to say so maybe he knew it because of college and he didn't even know he just assumed it was the same rule as in the NFL so he was wrong but right he was wrong about the rule being changed back in his mind it was just always always this way so yeah that's what the answer is he was wrong but he was right. I feel bad for Larry Fitzgerald because he had that drop that led to the interception and then he didn't even get the tackle afterwards so it threw off the whole ratio of how many tackles Larry Fitzgerald has as opposed to drops the stat that everyone

likes to talk about. Yeah by the way 2018 was the last was the last time Larry Fitzgerald dropped the ball. Yeah that's crazy. From 2015 Tom Blandino tweeted the extra point rule for 2015 has changed snap for kick from the 15 yard line two-point try says it's two yard line and defense can return. Okay also baby Braun update baby Braun is no longer DK Metcalf baby Braun is now Deandre Hopkins. Okay. So Braun James shattered him out he didn't call him baby Braun but he was he's claiming Deandre Hopkins as like his protege in the NFL. Whoever's good. His NFL equivalent is now yeah. The theme of today's episode is special teams all three word all three phases type of podcast so special shout out to Tyler Bass the bill's kicker who in the second quarter second quarter

kicked 54 55 and 58 yard field goals and they were all career longs for him. Yeah insane three in a row one after the other and he is rookie. Yeah he is the guy that has he's got one black eye black straight looks like he's Nellie out there. So shout out to him because that was that was pretty exceptional. I also just think his name is Tyler Bass. Yeah that's just the coolest hell name. Yeah that's a guy that'll pick you up in his truck. Yeah it's a good name. It's a good name. All right yeah that sucked though for the bills. I feel bad for Bill's mafia. I'm like in my head it's a it should be a win for the bills. I know. I know. Fucking Satan Satanic worshiping Cliff Kingsbury. Well they got the Chargers next week so they'll get right with a one score win. Yep.

Don't worry about that one. All right next up Seahawks Rams. Is Russell Wilson hurt. He's got to be hurt big cat. He's got to be hurt. He was in the middle of MVP season. He's got to be hurt. I did notice that some some more people started to pick up on the fact that we awarded him the MVP after week three. Yeah just because everyone knew this. Everyone he had never been given an MVP vote and he was really good in the first few weeks. I said this last week but the way he's been playing so they've lost three of four and the one win was against the 49ers who were pretty battered. They had no one in that game. Yeah he might not get an MVP vote this year. I think you'll get one out of pity but Mahomes is going to win the MVP and Russell Wilson probably

won't deserve a vote because he has not been good and this by the way we were joking about the hurt thing if you if you don't know we Russell Wilson is one of the uh there's certain sports there's certain athletes that are so beloved that the only way they can ever be bad is if they're hurt. Steph Curry gets it so when Steph Curry has a bad game it's like well his ankles must be hurt. Yeah Russell Wilson gets that because everyone loves him so much they're like well he must be hurt. Geno Malekin in the NHL. He must be hurt. He's got to be hurt. The Rams defense is fucking awesome. Jalen Ramsey shut down DK Metcalf shut him down and they well did he shut him down or did Russell shut him down. No I mean he shut him down because Russell wouldn't even look at him.

Yeah and this happens it's weird it's happened I think in three different games this year where Russell Wilson has just not thrown the ball at all to DK Metcalf. I'm going to give Jalen Ramsey some credit. I think DK is sleeping with Ciara. I think Jalen Ramsey played a great game and the Rams pass rush was all up in Russell's Wilson's ass Leonard Floyd Floyd shout out him fucking A man former bear that guy is the biggest frauds that guy he had three sacks today so I went back and I looked because he's he's a quintessential like bunches guy yeah 62 games he has 25 and a half sacks he's played 62 games in his career he's gotten he's recorded a sack in 16 of those so he just either gets sacks or he gets nothing. They come in bunches they come in bunches. We talk about that

so we got three today. I have a modest proposal for the Seahawks defense because they're absolute trash although today they held Jared Goff to 300 yards passing which is a huge improvement for him. They should just give up five yards on defensive holding every single play. Yes every single pass play just tackle the wide receiver. Your defense would be way better if you just took away the entire possibility of them getting a chunk play. Well that's like that's the old legion of a boom where it's like hey we're going to try to hold on every play but they're not going to call it on every one. No I'm saying make them call it. Yeah you want them to call. Yeah you just like literally tackle them on the line of scrimmage every single time. It's crazy how the the Seahawks

have gone from unstoppable to this in a matter of four weeks but they're averaging 34.3 points per game going into this and the Rams held them to 16. Like that's impressive. The Rams defense is good and I don't know what's going to happen with the Whitworth injury because that's bad. Yeah and like especially for a Rams team that they want to run the ball and they want to do play action and he's really really good. That sucks but the Rams defense man they're fucking good. They are. Yeah I think the NFC West is obviously like the best division in that conference. Yes it's the opposite of the NFC. It is the polar opposite. So I don't see either that or Seahawks just start blitzing all the time just blitz every single down. They kind of actually do that with Jamal Adams.

Yeah like that actually is their strategy. Do we need to. You're joking but it's. Do we need to ask like is Jamal Adams a good safety or is he just like a good blitzer. Or is he just like a small linebacker. It's funny that you say it because literally that's their strategy. Yeah blitz with every every single time with Jamal Adams. It is because I think he just looks so cool like a big ass linebacker almost at play safety. He's got like all the like wristbands and tape set up. He looks like he's going to hit the shit out of you. So every time he's in the game you're like we need to get this guy into the backfield. Yes. And it ends up just like exposing them massively on the back end. So yeah I think the Rams the Rams are for real. I will say with the Seahawks when they

get Chris Carson back they become a much more complete football. So I was actually thinking about this. Did we maybe let Russ Cook a little too much. Yes. Did we maybe has he maybe overcooked the meal. He's well done like let Russ Cook was fun but they might actually do need some balance. When you let him cook a little bit it's rare and he's usually able to take advantage but when you let him do it too much now they're ready for it. That one interception he threw in the end zone was bizarre because he had a touchdown. There was no one on that side of the field. Yeah. It was very bizarre. That's where I think he might be hurt. They played one. They put one really strange stat on the screen today. I'm going to get it a little bit wrong but

it was something along the lines of every year but this year with Russell Wilson on the Seahawks Pete Carroll has averaged like I don't know. He was like 27th in the league in terms of pass attempts and then this year they were first in the league and it's just that's a big swing. Do you think Pete that you can't change the culture of your football team like that. Do you think Pete is trying to dunk on like the NFL Twitter. He's just yes. So he's going so far in the direction they want them to go. You wanted this. Yeah. You got it. Russ Cook and you guys are enjoying. You know it'd be very funny if if so many people gave Russ Wilson MVP votes thinking they were going to be the only one to give him a vote. His first MVP vote that he ended up winning the MVP. Yes. I

could see it happening. Yeah. Absolutely. Someone's going to do it. Someone is going to throw him a vote just so that we can stop the conversation. And I don't I mean the Seahawks are still going to be dangerous because it is still Russell Wilson and he still is an MVP candidate kind of but they're just a flawed football team. We get to see them in the Cardinals on Thursday night football which is going to be a fun game to watch. So they have to win that game for me to get back on the Seahawks can make some noise like some serious noise in the serious noise. I mean you know as a championship. Yeah. I have to get the energy. They're not going to get the buy. They're so flawed. Two games. If they win one playoff game I'll be shocked. Right. So I'm saying that if

they win the Cardinals game I'll start believing OK maybe they have two wins in them over under how many times are we going to hear the word baseball when it comes to Russell Wilson and Collin Murray playing against each other. Yes. And the DK Metcalf running down Buda Baker. Yes. They are both by the way such great excellent sliders when they have the football in their hands. Russell Wilson he has timed it out perfectly where he'll run at a defender and then slide at the last second almost trying to get a personal foul. Yes. He'll like anyway he goes studs up too like he's sliding in a second base. So he like goes after your knees with his cleats but you better not you better not try to even approach to tackle. Yes. Wilson when he's about to slide.

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this holiday season was simply safe. That was an insane run by Lamar Jackson. But you already know that because we already recapped the game. Yep. We talked about it. All right. Let's go. We got two games left. 49er Saints Drew Brees hurt his ribs. Yeah. Hold on. Quote rib. You're skeptical about that. Did you see the hit. I did see the hit. He got body slammed on his right shoulder. He got planted into the ground. But big cat. What you don't know is that sometimes when you get slammed onto your side it's not just your shoulder that gets hurt. OK. Your ribs also hit the right. I think you're a little a little too woke on on the whole rib gate situation. Drew Brees has a bad shoulder. OK. He got slammed on his

shoulder. OK. His shoulders hurt. He probably still has. Drew Brees with stat padding Drew Brees wouldn't have come back in when they were like first and goal and James was floundering around to throw a touchdown if his ribs were hurt. I think he could play with broken ribs. I think if you can't play with a heart shoulder I think that Drew Brees if he had a couple of broken ribs would not come into play. Baker Mayfield plays with broken ribs. I'm not saying broken ribs are a nothing injury. I'm saying that Drew Brees knowing he's a tough guy he stays playing with his shoulders hurt. I don't know. His shoulder is hurt. He got slammed directly onto his already hurt right shoulder. I think that you're too woke on this. I think he's got broken ribs. He probably

makes perfect sense to why would they lie about it because if he's going to play the rest of the day they're going to bring him back and his already kind of weak arm is even weaker and everyone knows that he has no chance of throwing it downfield. Wouldn't that help game plans. Wouldn't that help defenses. I guess so but like that. I think he's going to miss some time. Yeah because his shoulders hurt. So then then what would they be lying about. Well because they want to see how bad it is like they want to see how bad his shoulders hurt. All right. He hurt his shoulder. You're being too woke on this one but watch the replay and tell me I watch the replay many times. I want you to watch it again because he got straight up planted it. Well first

of all you can't really see exactly how he hits the ground. It's right on his shoulder. You can think like okay he looks like he lands on his side somewhere. It might be a shoulder. It might be his ribs. It was his shoulder. I was just I was excited to see James out there and also James Winston got his lead leading leading leading second quarterback save. Yes he was another save and he was he didn't throw an interception. He didn't fumble. He looks ridiculous though on that on that first and goal they had like eight plays from from like the five yard line. He was just floundering around getting sacks and everything. So yeah yeah. Also Sean Payton is going to be so mad at the NFL because Schefter had a report this morning saying that the NFL was

about to come down with unprecedented fines on the Saints for not taking COVID seriously. So Sean Payton is is going to be on an all time fuck you revenge tour. Yes against Roger Goodell. Yes. It sucks for the Saints that Drew got hurt because I think that I think the Saints had flipped a switch. I think Monday night or excuse me Sunday night was a switch flipping game and the Saints do this every year where they just go on an insane run after figuring it all out. I think that they were in that position right now. They were going to be like far and away the best team in the NFC know that about it. Their defense still played great. Their defense shut down the Niners after like the Niners had a drive to start the game down the field and then the defense kind of picked

it up. So they get the win there. But yeah I think your shoulders hurt. Also the 49ers already hurt. 49ers two muff punts didn't help. Muff pun is one of those things that I know it's not sexual but it really sounds sexual. Yes. And the returner who has the green hair you can't have green hair and muff a pun. It was a quarter of green. It was a it was an all time like that guy is cool as hell if you got that haircut and then you scored like two return touchdowns. You're like that guy's a swaggy student in the entire world. Yes. But if you muff two punts with the green hair you got to get rid of the green hair. I'm watching a replay by the way right now and he's he's doing this where he can't use his shoulder. Well he probably had shoulders hurt. No I think he got the wind knocked

out his shoulder was already hurt. He got the wind knocked out. It was he was already on the injury report for his shoulder. OK. I think his shoulders hurt and I would be nervous if I were insane. So there's a real good chance that he broke ribs and also hurt his shoulder. Yeah. But the shoulder is the one I'd be a lot more worried about. Right. That's the thing. It's the ribs. If he hurt it just as ribs I'd be like OK fine whatever a few weeks he'll be back. The shoulder is something that's a big big injury. Yeah. So I'm I'm worried too. I want to see Drew Brees still play just because I think he's washed doesn't mean I don't enjoy watching him play. I just I really thought it when James was floundering on that goal line situations like

be perfect for Drew Brees. Come back in just throw a quick pass to Michael Thomas and get another touch captain slant. Yeah. He would it would have been like two seconds and he would have done it. But his shoulder shirt. Maybe we'll see Jason Hill too. They did have Jason Hill in there like a bunch. Who do the Saints have next. Because James like on prime time. Give me James prime time. Let's see. Give me James prime time. Please. Saints have. Jake's going to beat us too. Jake is Jake. Get it. Jake is great at Google. Get it. Jake. You're like a top five Googler that I've ever met. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Get it. Jake. If you say so. Falcons home versus Falcons. OK. So James can win that. And then at Broncos and then at Falcons and then Eagles and then

Chiefs Sweet 16. Well James can win that. James can win all they have. James is back for James is back. I think James is going to be favorite in all those games. James is back. Vikings Christmas Day. James James Kirk Cousins are going to have a bad gingerbread hangover. God I wish that I wish the Saints were playing on like third on who's Thanksgiving night. David Steelers. Damn it would be great to have James then. You have a Raven Steelers have a nice conversation around Thanksgiving dinner. But what about James Winston. It's James and Big Ben. Yes. Texas Lions Washington football team. Oh Cam just got rocked. They throw the flag. Nope. They hate calling that on. Yeah. There they go. All right. Last game. Bengal Steelers. Big Ben's block was so funny. He's a big time business

decision on that end around and he goes out and just stopped halfway. There were a couple plays where Big Ben you could see he gets tired during plays. Yes. So whether he's out like as the lead blocker on an end around there was one where he thought about running for a first down. But as he took his first three steps he like looked at the first down marker. He's like I can't do eight more yards of this. He threw a touchdown pass instead. He's like I'm just getting rid of the ball. Yes. The Steelers defense was awesome. Joe Burrow was running for his life. He got hit 13 times. T. Higgins was great. But yeah this game was like kind of a who cares. Why did they keep Joe Burrow in the game at the end of it. I don't know. There's no good. Like he was getting his ass kicked out

there. Yeah. I mean they're not like saving them for the playoffs. Yeah. But I don't know. Zach Taylor. I don't know if Zach Taylor is coming back next year. Yeah. Has Zach Taylor done anything to make you think like this guy is even frisky. Yeah. They've had some frisky performances. But Zach Taylor if he gets fired this year which we would never talk about another man's job. We don't want him to get fired. Kids have to change schools. He will be a trivia question that no one gets in 10 years. Like who was the coach between Marvin Lewis and Hugh Jackson. Probably Marvin Lewis again. Yeah. Yeah. Marvin Lewis had two stints with the Bengals. Who coached in between them. This was the Steelers 14th straight home victory against a quarterback who was drafted number one

overall. Whoa. So that it's basically like Carson Palmer and Baker Mayfield. Yeah. That's a that's a fun fact. Yeah. And now Joe Burrow on that list. But yeah the Steelers are the Steelers are good. The Steelers are good. They're 9 and 0. Their schedule breaks nicely for them. Big Ben shoulder looks strong. His arm looks strong. Yeah. He was whipping it in there a few days. He's not jacking off anymore. He's like back to peak physical Ben performance. By the way that was so funny on Friday that Mike Tomlin was quoted as saying that Big Ben's knees are fine. Yeah. They never were a problem. Yeah. And Big Ben. Yeah. Going into this week he was like I've got two injured knees and I low key have coronavirus on the low. Yeah. Yeah. He's got to be pissed at Alex Smith.

What do you think is inside Mike Tomlin's skull? Did we do that already? I think he's just got a brain that's camouflaged in the salute to service design. Just a normal human brain. It's a mini Mike Tomlin. It's actually the fake Mike Tomlin that used to be on the sidelines saluting service. Yes. Inside Mike Tomlin's brain. But yeah the Steelers are good. I don't know what else to say. Like they're a good football team. They're a very good football team actually. I just say they're very good. And it feels like it's a collision course between the Steelers and the Chiefs which saying that out loud right now means the Steelers will lose in the playoffs to can the Jaguars get in because that that would be their number dolphins like to play something

something stupid will happen to the Steelers if you think the Steelers are going to go to the Super Bowl. I mean I could see I could see the Raiders beating the Steelers without being old school. Yeah. Just because like we're going to we're going to out we're going to be more Pittsburgh than you are. That's what that's what John Gruden, Mike Mayak are up to. They're building like Pittsburgh to out in the desert. Yes. I like that. I like that. So all right. That was all the games. Should we do football guy the week real quick football guy of the week. We think about your Bears tomorrow. Hmm. Cow sloater. Must win. Must win. Can't lose. I don't feel confident but I will probably bet on them and I will convince myself that they're going to win the game. Also it was

very funny how Billy spent all this time on Friday and Saturday putting together a spreadsheet. He learned how to use Excel and was just hammering away at some formulas putting together six different parlays that all had like a statistically insignificant chance of all losing. It was like what do you say it was like less than one percent. It was crazy and then they all lost. Yes they all lost. He's he thought he did it. He thought he he broke Vegas. He thought it was going to be bringing down the house the Billy football. Yeah. All right. Let's do football guy the week. Then we're going to talk some masters some other stuff and who's back on the other end. Football guy the week presented by Phil Soroko one blade the only tool that can trim edge and shave any length

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despite two fractured ribs plus got a full back assist. Yes he did Wisconsin tough. That's right. He's a low man award winner. Yeah. A pair of Iowa high school teams earlier this week Rams and St. Mary's and Montezuma. Do you guys see their final score. Yeah I think it's seven on seven. Eight on eight. Eight on eight but still one oh eight ninety four. Now is that football guy. No I don't like it. Points. No football. No no wrong. That's Mickey Mouse football. I said you guys this list in the afternoon. We don't look a real football guy would rather. I like to be surprised. I like to be surprised. All right. Okay. Real football guy would rather win three to two. Yeah. Than a hundred eight to ninety four. Fair. All right. Indiana head coach Tom Allen

ESPN did a graphic of his injuries while celebrating this year. Black guy losing two front teeth. Now this is football. Yeah. On his face. Okay. That is football. I also think that this guy might just get into fights. Yeah. Just at night and so he just says oh no that that black guy yeah I got that celebrating a touchdown during the game. Everything after a win for 24 hours counts a celebration. Yeah. Yes. And then lastly Lane Kiffin. I mean if you didn't see this after the Rebels scored a ninety one yard touchdown late versus South Carolina he threw his clipboard high into the air and that's understating it. Lane officially has his swagger back because when he's doing this shit when he draws up a play that's so good that he knows it's going to be a touchdown

would be for the balls even thrown nothing better. Yeah he loves that shit and then he is really feeling himself because then he tweeted out what minus 12 minus 13 minus 13. Yeah. Showing that he acknowledged the cover the meaningless cover and so I expect Lane probably got a call to compliance. Yeah he deleted that one. Yeah. So but those are our football guys of the week which I mean that makes me want to bet on Lane Kiffin every week. The fact that he is acknowledging and courting that type of he's always been a spread guy. Yes. Always been a spread guy always coaching the spread. All right. So football guy of the week presented by Philips Norelko one blade. Go check out Philips Norelko one blade. Thank you. And then go vote. All right. Before we do

who's back of the week. What about our friend Bryson Dishambo who called Augusta National a par 67. Yeah. He said that was his goal right. If he shot worse than a person big guy what did he end up shooting. I think it was minus three on a par 72. So I think Whitney our friend Ryan Whitney said it was he was plus 18 plus 18 on the weekend. Not great. Didn't make the cut even make the cut. Yeah. That was hilarious that he and then of course he did the I don't feel good. My tummy hurts. I feel dizzy. I don't have COVID. I got test. He definitely got tested for for coronavirus like 17 times. Yeah. Like you got to be another reason why I'm going to run it until I get a false negative. Yeah. When I when I have Corona I tend to hit the ball out of bounds.

I tend to not be able to see my balls. Yes. That was so funny when he was looking for his balls in the in the rough. Yeah. And then he asked the rules official. He's like what do you mean. What do you mean that I get a stroke penalty if I can't find my ball. Yes. That doesn't make any sense. That was actually the end of it for him. Like he was that moment when he when his when his ball plugged and it was he couldn't find it and he took the penalty from that moment on. He was a head case. Dustin Johnson won course record minus 20. He was awesome. I it's crazy that he's he's such a good golfer and he's the world's number one that he hadn't won a Masters yet. So credit to him that everyone got really horny when he when he cupped Polina's ass afterwards. Yeah. Which was

nice. It's going to be interesting seeing what they serve at the Masters in our next year. What is the guy like. Yeah. Just an eight ball and a pack of camel blues for everyone golf. The golf post golf like is the horniest Twitter gets like old man horny. Well because you've been staring at dudes for nothing but like three and a half hours. And then it's like oh there's one attractive woman. We all turn into the horny wolf that starts kicking our leg on the ground with the air horn that our tongues roll out onto the table like it like the typewriter spuel that that dings when it hits the ground. The horniest that Twitter gets. So yeah it was it was good tournament. Weird timing. Like it was so weird that it ended at 5 30 every day because of the obviously the sun

that goddamn sun and Brooks not great but he I mean finished seventh he was like nine under. He was coming back from injury dude. What else you want. He played well on one leg. You know he played better than Bryson. I mean on one leg that if he had two healthy legs I think he runs away with this. He sets another course. Easily. His hip is feeling good. It's a no doubter. He was looking strong too. Yep looking real strong. But yeah it was it was fun to have the masters on. I don't really know what else to say other than oh Tiger that 10 that fucking three times in the water. That was rough. That was really bad. There were a few holes just absolutely. Yeah very relatable. I mean it was like last year. What was it on 13 when it was it was Tiger catching up to

who's the Italian guy that choked it away. Francesca Mollinari. Mollinari everybody was just say with your hands dunking their balls on that on the whole 13. It's always fun to watch the pros do that. I also didn't realize I learned this week that Jordan Spieth is just not good at golf anymore. No he's he sucks. He was good for like three years which ended in 2017. Now he stinks. Rory actually well here Rory was playing the best golf out of everybody at the end of the day on Sunday. Yeah if it was one round longer I think that Rory McIlroy would have won the master. He got the big cat jinx bump because I tweeted on Friday morning I could beat Rory right now after he went into the drink and then from that point on I think he was minus 25. No he had a shitty

shitty first round but besides that he was lights out. Yeah and people forget just how short Rory is. Yes. Rory's like five. I think he's five seven five eight. Real short guy. Really? No. Pretty sure. Five seven. Five nine. Real short guy. Tough. That's what he's listed that so you know that he's five eight. Yeah that's probably true. All right let's do who's back of the week and we will wrap up our Monday show. Hank you want to start who's back of the week. Sure my who's back of the week is this league. Yeah NBA. NBA draft is this Wednesday. Yeah we should we're gonna have a preview on Wednesday. Kind of snuck up on everyone. Anthony Davis today he declined his 28.7 million dollar player option but he's now an unrestricted free agent. What. Taking bulls. No he he hates LeBron.

And then James Harden. Okay. No no he wants out. Yeah. That's how I interpreted that tweet. Russell Westbrook wants out of Houston so it's just like the you know same song different dance with Russell Westbrook and James Harden apparently wants to come to Brooklyn and play with the Nets. God that would be a complete disaster. It would destroy the entire yeah that's not gonna work. There wouldn't even be a super team. It would just be like I don't I saw a couple tweets afterwards it was like James Harden wants to come to Brooklyn and then it was like nothing you know specific or or real sources but it was like I'm reading the tea leaves here. Kyle like James Harden wants to come to Brooklyn. Kyrie doesn't want James Harden. Which makes sense. Yeah yeah so

everyone just doesn't want to play for the Rockets anymore. I think it's just Russell Westbrook is no one wants you know. But Russell Westbrook is gonna get traded too right. Yeah James Harden Chris Paul is gonna get traded as well. Yeah he did get traded. He got oh he got traded. That's right. That's right. Will has he been sucked off yet. He's not officially on the team. Yeah I don't know. Let me know when he gets a blow job. He's the head of the NFL whatever like I feel like he's a narc in those NBA you know like he's not a player. He's like a narc. You can't really no disagree dude. How are you going to have the sons the bubble sons the hottest team in the world have Chris Paul come on and not get his nut off with the boys with the fellas

team camaraderie. How do you bring that up to them. Like if you're Chris Paul you're joining the team for the first day like when is this like a part of my onboarding process. I think Devin Booker just I think he makes it not awkward and just says it like hey dude hope you're ready to get sucked off. She's in there. Yeah yeah. Frank Frank's in there. You're after him. All right. That's it. For who's back. Who's back. Yeah. Did you enjoy the slate today. It was all right. You know listen I'm not going to get into semantics about like in theory I will always take a slate like this versus slate like that's not that's not the that's not like what it's up to though. Yeah it is. No I'm looking at the numbers you're talking about specifics and

you know he said she said type deal. So you're saying that you prefer this slate over the three afternoon games which I agree with. Yeah three I said three socks. Good take. Four is perfect. Yeah thank you. You've also tried to you tried to like make it like a argument that I don't want want football. You're like more football. He doesn't want more football. It's still the same amount. It's just how you you want to tape it off. You know football all day. Yes real football. The witching hour is a sacred time. So you get double which there was not double which there was no first witching hour. They're absolutely that's what I'm saying. So he said she's right. No no no people know that if they watch those first games did not produce a witching

hour. The witching hour is a sacred time in our in our Sunday afternoons where all chaos reigns but it doesn't always happen. Yes. Yes it does because there's usually there's eight games. There's something crazy happens when there's eight games. I do think that it was actually it wasn't very covid safe for the NFL to have double witching hours which extended the amount of time that people were staying at bars. Yeah. Basically had to be in a bar for eight hours. Hank you don't care about the gamblers. That's your problem because you don't give them an out enough of an out with when there's six games late. Well yeah. Imagine if you had that response. Imagine if you had the Cardinals. Yeah or the yeah. If you had the Cardinals minus two and a half.

There's only one game. Come on man. Come on. That's crazy. My who's back in the week is the Patriots. I'm surprised Hank didn't take the Patriots. Not as big of a fan as you think. Patriots are back big time. My who's back in the week is giant coach on quarterbacks on the sidelines. I always liked the giant coach season. Aaron Rodgers broke one out today. It didn't hit the same when it's not Tom Brady wearing his prescription coach. Yeah. That is like double pad. Yeah. It's the width of four normal coach. It sucks that he's in Tampa and probably won't play. Let's see. Is he going to play any cold weather games. Probably not. So we're probably not going to get Tom Brady coach season. But I do like it when when quarterbacks just go on the

sidelines and they disappear into the court. And then when they get out of the court is almost better when they just like shrug it off their shoulders. And it looks like they're a knight like stepping off of a stallion ready going to steam coming out of it. Yeah. Yeah. All right. My who's back the week is the Wisconsin Badgers. They're all the way back and Jim Harbaugh is Dunzo. That was sad. Don't we don't celebrate that. No we don't celebrate it because I do like Jim Harbaugh. Poor rich eyes and socks. That game was on national television. Everyone could watch it. I don't know where he's going to go. Broncos Bears. I'd be I'd take them on the Bears. But it's always bad when you have during the game on Saturday night. Rich Rod was trending. Oh that's

tough because Michigan fans are like we'd rather have rich. Yeah. Rich Rod Brady. That's bad. That's bad when that's trending. So yeah that's that was a tough one for Michigan. And then I don't know what I'm going to do next Saturday because Wisconsin plays Northwestern and I do not. I don't want to live in a world where Ravel. It's not happening. No he's so annoying. I don't care about like that's the thing is like if Wisconsin beats Northwestern I don't care. I'm not going to tweet him. I don't give a fuck. He's going to I just I might block him. I might just fucking block Well he's going to set up a bet that you don't know about. He's going to be like Big Cat said that he's going to run a 10k if Northwestern wins. And you're going to be like excuse me.

Jesus Christ. That's going to be the worst. All right Jake you got a who's back. Yeah. Let's do it. In the hunt graphic. Yep. This is the first week I saw it. The Bears are right off top. Yeah they were right at home. Yeah they were. It's great. The in the hunt is so. I love how universal it is. It just it was in the hunt now. The Washington football team. Yeah. Patriots are. They can vision is pinky. That's right. I forgot I added them. And you know what you are. Every NFC East. Yeah. My good is giants. Fuck. I don't know how I added five teams. You got bullied into it. No one can ever mention the COVID thing again. Five teams. That's too many teams. And I have to get a tattoo if Drew Brees wins a Super Bowl. What James wins a Super Bowl.

Don't. I mean I said I didn't. I'll get a tattoo just out of fun. No I said that if Drew Brees wins a Super Bowl I'll get a tattoo of whatever number of touchdowns he ends up with. Yeah. When it comes to James though I think I just might be so excited. Yeah. No I would probably get a tattoo voluntarily. That would just be fun. Yeah. All right. Let's do numbers. Eight. Eighteen. Eight again. Oh by the way I think I said at the end of Friday. Fifty two is our forty seven. Three feet. Forty seven. Is it a dinosaur. Forty seven. Forty seven. It gets a big Chelsea. What is this. One. One. Wow. One. So basic. Wow. It is. I believe a first timer. Interesting. All right. Animal fact. You don't have one. I'm just going to Google

animal fact. Fun. You know that if you put your finger up a scone spot it can't spread. You know frogs G spot is in the stomach. Ducks love to surf. Whoo. That's pretty cool. Love you guys. There we go. It's part of my take presented by Bar Stool Sports.