Pardon My Take - NFL Week 12, Fastest 2 Minutes, Thanksgiving Football, The Jaguars Are For Real And The Eagles Ended The Bills

Episode Date: November 27, 2023

We start with Fastest 2 minutes. Then talk about every game from Thursday, Friday and Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:40) Packers 29, Lions 22 (00:09:40-00:24:50) Cowboys 45, Commanders 10 (00:24:50-00:32:14) 49ers 31, Seahawks 13 (00:32:14-00:35:33) Dolphins 34, Jets 13 (00:35:33-00:48:13) Jaguars 24, Texans 21 (00:48:13-00:54:26) Colts 27, Bucs 20 (00:54:26-00:59:42) Falcons 24, Saints 15 (00:59:42-01:06:21) Steelers 16, Bengals 10 (01:06:21-01:13:25) Giants 10, Patriots 7 (01:13:25-01:23:36) Titans 17, Panthers 10 (01:23:36-01:31:29) Rams 37, Cardinals 14 (01:31:29-01:37:05) Broncos 29, Browns 12 (01:37:05-01:43:10) Chiefs 31, Raiders 17 (01:43:10-01:47:13) Eagles 37, Bills 34 (01:47:13-02:08:36) Ravens 20, Chargers 10(02:08:36-02:11:29) We finish up with who's back of the week and lottery ball. (02:11:29-02:24:46)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Okay, let's go. It's hard of my take. There's an about horses sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Monday, November 27th, week 12th. Let us be the last who we're shooting yours. A happy Thanksgiving. Stuff Turkey. We start in Detroit on Thanksgiving, where Christian WHAT?

Sin said yeah, from the windows to the wall. He caught all the Jordan's balls. All skits keep mother fucker balls all skits keep motherfucker all skits keep goddamn Speaking of balls Jared took a couple of costly sacks as Lions fans We're looking for the closest Sam Laporta potty on turkey day Jaden Lou Reed in the Packers took a walk on the wild side this season Cost playing as a shitty team, but now they're back to five and six and in the hunt Packers 29 stop me if you heard this before.

The lions 22, they lose on Thanksgiving. Down to Dallas where Jamie Lee Curtis Samuel had a hundred yards, when he wished he could be trading places with Dan Dacroyd Prescott from all of his. It was Dac's giving as they were branding and fixing some CD-Lam chops and Tony Pollard greens and leaving everyone kevante burpin. After 45 points, Mike McCarty enjoyed the one day a year where looking fat just means you're happy.

As the Cowboys roll, Dallas 45, the Washington Commanders 10. We move along to the first ever black Friday NFL game Where you can listen to Tim Susan Boyle on Amazon music ad free with a subscription that Amazon prime Javon Hollinode said what I want is to intercept hell Mary's put the ball in my hand and carry Score touchdown. Yeah. Oh, yeah You know, make friends of Salah, as Jets fans are wondering how Robert still has a job. Dolphins 34, Jets 13.

Whip, whip. We move on to Sunday where CJ Stroud Mary was throwing, throwing, throwing, bolster tank, oh, Dr. Travorky Lawrence had Texans fans their living will Anderson, as they got put out of their misery. Calvin Squidley was playing rug-like green light with a Texan secondary, scoring a huge touchdown. And I'm not the world's most physical guy, but if I need 58 yards, I kick it 59. Dola. Doink, doink, doink, dola, dola, dola, dola.

As the game ends on Matt and Matt dola's doik. Jaguars, 24, Texas, 21. We head over to New Jersey to Medolands where we have our beat reporter, Henry Lockwood, on the scene. Yes, guys, I'm here in the Medolands. Fans of the big blue were grateful this week for Mac and cheese Jones when Bailey's Irish zappy throwing picks and stumbling Bumpling fumbling the ball all day long

Tommy Don Vito said Brandy Bullock got off the cheeseburgers and on the scoreboard with a go-ahead feel-go in the fourth quarter and Chad Rye land in Donovan kicked the game time feel-go-wide left and the Giants passed New England in the purple 13-10. I'm Italian thank you Henry! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Over to Cincinnati where Bengals fans are still Jake frowning about Joe Burrows' lost season. Eddie William Faulkner worked on a script and brought the sound and the fury on the Bengals defense to the tuna 16 points. The game turned on Trenton Hunter S. Thompson's interception as he has Steelers fans hoping to feel fear and loading in Las Vegas for the Superbowl

and Cincinnati's playoff hopes are officially Gonzo. Steelers 16 Bengals 10! Up to mile high where Samajee, hold on a second, I gotta go take a P-ride. Looked like a number one back when coach said, you're in, pal. Dory and Greg Thompson Robinson decayed before our very eyes, leading him to need a walker to finish the game. Like Stu Feiner after a weekend of pleasureing his wife,

he's half man, half fish, he's trout man, who scored a pivotal touchdown to give the Broncos the win. The BRRRR! Rock-oats, 29! The Browns, 12! We now head over to Philadelphia, PA, where we have our intrepid reporter, the one-legged man. Max Christopher Dillente,ante Max definitely watch the game The first half filled out the athieblos were getting raw dogged up and down the field to an early 10 point deficit Then all of a sudden

Hale in hurt started making it rain all over the bills defense and eventually set up make Elliot to extend the game Josh Gidey Allen was hooking up with 13 and 14 all day Oh, snap of OG got exposed as he couldn't connect with Davis to win the game Eagles win 34 31 Make Elliott that was an inspired choice Hey, I'm a little bit out wonder he made it he made it boom Mmm. Make Elliott, that was an inspired choice. I just pulled with that one. He made it. He made it move. Hahaha.

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apart in my take. Okay, week 12 in the books. Holy shit, that was a lot of football we watched, boys. Thanksgiving week. We've survived. We survived. I don't know if Scott Hansen survived. Thoughts and prayers to him, they had to evacuate the red zone studio this afternoon. We were without Scott Hansen for a couple minutes all time football guy Move people were saying that maybe the alarm was going off because they were trying to warn us that we had Jason Garrett on Sunday night football I would have appreciate it some heads up That is an amber alert thing that should we should have amber alerts for sports fans, backup quarterbacks, Jason Garrett being on our TV on Sunday night. These are the most important things.

A mascot dying. There should be, we should be able to, I wonder if we can actually do that. Create up a text message service. With also if a, like a starting running back has a baby or a wide receiver. Just, we decide what gets sent out. Yeah, Jason Garrett would have been a nice heads up. I said it was like watching buggy nights with your parents if it's a big game.

It just takes all the fun out of it. You're trying to watch what should be an important game to theoretically, well, one good team, one theoretically good team. Yes. Not very good. And then you have to hear Jason Garrett drone on. And you know what?

I'm going to stand up for Mike Toreco here. He ruined Mike Toreco's moment. Yeah, Mike Toreco tried to have a hear Jason Garrett drone on. And you know what, I'm gonna stand up for Mike Toreco here. He ruined Mike Toreco's moment. Yeah, Mike Toreco tried to have a nice little moment with America, they were fading off into commercial break with a nice picture-esque sunset over the Pacific Ocean. Mike Toreco and his calming voice said something like, and we'll see you guys in just a little bit. And then Jason Garrett was like,

yeah, this is very nice, Mike. And he just ruined the moment. He's the worst. Complete boner killer. We will talk about that game. Justin Tucker just missed easy Mike. And he just, it ruined the moment. He's the worst. Complete boner killer. We will talk about that game. Justin Tucker just missed easy kick. Is he washed? He might be washed.

Yeah, he's unwashed watch. He might be washed. But yes, we are going to get to every game where we're back from Thanksgiving. I think that right now, if you gave me a drug test, they'd be like, I don't know how this man has survived. He's 95% pepdo bismol and thums. I'm struggling. My body is broken.

I'm all on sodium. My body is like completely salty. I feel like hang. I tried to eat dinner tonight and I had two bites. I was like, I can't, I can't eat. I can't eat anymore. I've been on that all the time in my life. So my problem is I'm trying to,

I'm trying to start a new clean living diet so I can get some super bowl abs this year. This is a perfect time for it. And right now, it's very hard because I've got so much leftovers in my house. Yeah, I don't want to waste. You know, there are starving kids all across the world that could use a nice plate of food.

So I feel like I should eat it for them. And it's just the most unhealthy food possible. I'm on that fried turkey morning new night diet, right? Yeah. Yeah, so we're gonna pick up the pieces. We're back. We are going to talk about Thanksgiving Day games and Black Friday games and get into every other game

from Sunday, so let's hop into it. Let's get right into it. The Packers 29, the Lions 22, the Lions got killed by the moon. Jay Kuda, who does an incredible job on Twitter, tweeted out before the game that the lions are Owen 12 going into Thursday's game when playing on Thanksgiving with a waxing gibbous moon. They are now Owen 13 under those circumstances. Sounds like some astrology shit.

Yes, listen, if astrology will win me money, I will be the biggest weirdo astrologist of all time. Yeah, so which one is waxing? Is that that's when it's coming in? Yeah. That's when the moon is starting to fill up gibbous and gibbous. Okay. So I don't know what it means. But yeah, again, that should be also on our tax alert thread. That balance on 100% be it. Yeah. But the lions that it was, it was sad to see the lions lose, but it was also comforting to be like, oh, yeah, even though they're good, nothing's changed. They lose on Thanksgiving.

Well, so the Lions aren't that bad historically on Thanksgiving. We remember it when they do lose, and it just kind of falls into place, but they're not the worst team on Thanksgiving. They're pretty bad. They're not great, but they're far from the worst. They're like middle of the pack in terms of like overall record. Do you know why they play on Thanksgiving every year? It was some deal with like the motor companies, right?

No, it was their former owner. You can just always say motor companies with Detroit. Yeah, the former owner also owned a network of TV stations and radio stations. That's right. And so we wanted to give them a nationwide audience to increase brand awareness about the Lions. He was just like, let's just do a Thanksgiving Day game. And it worked. And so now it just kind of became the Lions thing.

They are, by the way, six and 18 this century. This, they're bad on Thanksgiving. This century, yeah. Yeah, no, they won a lot of games on Thanksgiving when like, we weren't alive. Yeah, so they have been bad on Thanksgiving. And they've had, I think, like a seven or eight game losing streak and a six game losing streak

that they're currently on. Yeah. So they're bad on Thanksgiving Yeah, I was just looking up overall records earlier in the week on Thanksgiving and there's there's a lot of teams that yeah The 37-44 and two on Thanksgiving. So that's what I saw yeah, so if you're a lines fan panic button is In the palm of your hand, I would say, right? And it's not because your team stinks,

because I think the lines will be fine, and they'll figure a way out, but the Vikings also have a very real chance. If they beat the Bears on Monday Night Football, the Vikings could be in the discussion for the division. I mean, they still have to play the lines twice. The thing about the lions is right now, our guy Jared's golf is in a

little bit of a mini slump. He's had he's one in one in his mini slump. He beat the bears, not playing his best game. The same thing kind of happened on Thanksgiving day where the ball was getting turned over a lot, fumbles under pressure, missing some throws. You just have to hope that he gets out of his mini slump, which I think he will. But that is the difference right now with how the lines look because their defense is not going to be the one that wins them games. It's got to be their offense. So when their offense isn't clicking perfectly, they look like not a great team. We're football guys. So we know that the strength of the Lions should be their offensive line. Yes. And the middle of their offensive line hasn't been playing that well.

Well, and there was a lot of pressure on Jared. I'll say that the fumble when he was trying to throw the ball early on in the game, I don't think that's entirely on Jared. Rashon Gary is really fucking good. He's a really fucking good football player and he was everywhere on Thursday. And I do want to briefly talk about the Packers

and I want to say this has got to be a safe space. No Packers fans can tweet this at me. What I'm about to say does not count. Jordan Love might actually be good. And it's starting to scare me. He might actually be good. And this is the difference between dysfunctional franchises and functional franchises like the Green Bay Packers, where this season was lost for them. They were, it was a completely lost cause. They looked like trash. They were a bad football team. And they have come along here in the last few weeks, won some games. And now they are like, they're in the hunt more than, they're five and six.

And someone's gonna get this seven seed in the NFC. And they could absolutely get into the playoffs and that's the difference between a functional and dysfunctional franchise is when they are look like everything's lost and that the season's over they could still somehow sneak into the playoffs. I think that for most franchises that aren't like the Packers like our beloved teams, when you stink,

it's a terminal illness. Right, there's no turning back. You're like, we just stink. You're gonna stink and as a matter of fact, you're gonna get worse. As the season keeps going, there's no cure. There's no cure for whatever you have when you're dysfunctional franchise and then if you're a good franchise,

there's enough stability around you where maybe you can keep practicing football and get better at football and play your way out of a slump. I don't, I still, I would pump the brakes. I know that you're afraid about Jordan love. I would not concern myself too much with that you're afraid about Jordan love. No, I would I would not concern myself too much with Jordan love being like an elite quarterback. He looked a lot better. He looks his his receivers are getting a lot better because they're all very young and like

they they tried to basically have an entire young team on the fly and see if they could patch together. And again, like I'm not even talking about the Vikings being in the playoffs, because we've been, we've been looking at, you know, who's going to win this seven seed. Now it's who's going to win the six and seven because the sea hawks are completely reeling. And the sea hawks have to play the cowboys. They have to play the Niners. And I think they have to play the Eagles all in a row. So those three games in a row, there could be two, like, it could flop. It could be the Rams and the Packers and the playoffs, just like that. So I, it's just, it's scaring me and I, I know again, Packers fans can't use this against me.

I think Jordan Love might be good and it's starting to worry me. He looked a lot better. Yeah, but at least throwing the ball around. He was throwing the ball around. Yeah, but at least throwing the ball around. He was throwing the ball around. He was throwing the ball around.

Yeah, but at least throwing the ball around. Yeah, but at least throwing the ball around. He was throwing the ball around. Yeah, but at least throwing the ball around. Yeah, but at least throwing the ball around. Yeah, but at least throwing the ball around. Yeah, but at least throwing the ball around. going to be great. But his receivers are now like Christian Watson finally got his head out of his ass. Jane Reed like all these guys that they they really did him a disservice by putting all these young guys on his team and being like we're not going to give you one, you know, stalwart like old receiver that can help you like an Adam Thielin in the Panthers who obviously that hasn't worked out well. But it's all kind of coming along here and they've shrunk some games along and they start to look like a real team and at five and six

I don't know man. I'm a little nervous and they don't have the toughest schedule They still have the giants the box and the panthers on their schedule after they play the chiefs next week Right like the packers are gonna probably get to nine or ten wins and I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to kill myself If I were the lion's I'd again, this shouldn't be used against me. I would be way more concerned with the Vikings because they have the Bears, Raiders, Bengals, then two games against the Lions and the Packers. So the Vikings have a very real window right now. Yeah, no, no, but again, the Seahawks are the other team.

Like, the Seahawks are faltering. The Seahawks look bad and they have some really tough games going. So we've been thinking like, oh, the sea ox are in the playoffs. I've thought that. Now I don't think that's the case. And again, it's complete and utter bullshit that in a rebuilding year you can make the playoffs. That should be not allowed.

You should have to declare before the season starts, whether you're rebuilding or not. And then you are not eligible for the playoffs if you're rebuilding. Functional teams don't have dedicated rebuilding. Yeah, they've rebuilt up, like this is supposed to be- Rebuilding is much like the in the hunt graphic

where if you're a shitty franchise, you just say that you're rebuilding and then that gives you permission to stink for that year. At least for that year, you have an excuse. I thought my way out of this, Aaron Rodgers didn't make the playoffs last year. Yeah. I love, but that's, I'll say Joe and love better than Aaron Rodgers, but that's my worst nightmare. So no, it's bad. It's bad. And I feel bad for Lions fans because this was supposed to be like the big Thanksgiving where you guys are a really good team. I know. And everything

goes well. Uh, what I would say to Lions fans, I assume most of Lions fans listening to this, show have already watched it But I did watch the Barry Sanders documentary on Friday night awesome documentary Barry Sanders is incredible I love watching them run The craziest Barry Sanders set that I completely forgot or maybe just never even knew The year that he had 2000 yards rushing 1997. He finished with The year that he had 2000 yards rushing 1997, he finished with 2000 53 yards.

What how many yards did he have in his first two games that season? Oh shit. I don't know if it's going to be a whole lot or not very many at all. So I don't know. He had 53 yards his first two games. That's crazy. So he had 2000 yards rushing in the last 14 games. That's insane. It's insane.

If you look at Barry Sanders Oklahoma state stats, those are incredible. He was crazy. I also just didn't know that his dad was a die hard Oklahoma fan. Barry Sanders is just like, yeah, I'm going to go to Oklahoma state. Good for him. Yeah. He's, I mean, though, his whole career just not wanting the limelight and just being like, I mean, he should be celebrated. I know there was a weird cooling off period between him and the Lions, but I also didn't realize that he had two times in his career a player on the lions had to be taken off in an ambulance. One of them got paralyzed. The other had a really bad neck injury and that was like they talked about it. They're like that was part of him being like maybe I don't want to play this. Yeah, good for Barry. Barry walked away at the top of his game. Yeah, so Lions fans,

watch that documentary. Lions fans also, I know that you're thinking about the panic button I still think they're gonna win the division. I still think that there I don't think there's anything inherently broken about the Lions No, it's not for golf right now. They had a couple a couple bad bounces the moon was moon Blacksill mother whaxing gibbous that moon like Go somewhere else moon. You fucking jerks. Do we really need the moon for anything? I feel like the moon is washed.

The moon washed because I always say for the tides. Yeah, I think the tides have figured it out by the way. Kind of overrated. So the earth has existed for what? Like, I don't know. Depending on how religious you are, anywhere between 20,000 and 20 million years, I think the tides know their role.

Yes, right? They know their lane. Like the moon, what does it do? I might have to be anti-moon. Ooh, you wanna go anti-moon, Hank? I don't think so. Oh, join the party, why not? Why do you like the moon?

They're always scared. Because I mean, they controls the oceans, I'm a big ocean guy. Oh, so that you can find your way for sailing at night. If there's a full moon, you're right, that would be nice. Yeah, and just the tides and everything. Like it plays a vital part. Without the moon, we wouldn't exist.

That's true. I don't think that's true. So the moon has always been... I don't think we need the moon for shit. The thing is, like, the moon. Oh, we need the moon. We didn't have the moon. We'd spend out an orbit.

No, no, no. You think it had something else. We just let the moon off its, we need the moon. We didn't have the moon. We'd spend out of orbit. No, no, no, no. You're thinking of, you're thinking of something else. We should just let the moon off its leash. Just push it. Could we push the moon? Yeah, just, just ram it real quick. So the moon was supposed to be like the earth's full back intercepting comments and asteroids.

Which it did do. Which it did a great job at, but the game has evolved to the point where we don't need a full back anymore. Right. We could more wide open. When it was last time that you saw a new crater form on the moon because it hit it knocked out an asteroid. It's been, it's been years.

I've been doing shift for us. You don't know what the other side. I don't think the moon could play in this era. The dark side. Wash. That's all I'm saying. By the way, Jake, can you please put a reminder in the files for me that I need to make sure that I win my first bet on Thanksgiving next year.

That really just to put that changes my whole move to the day. Yeah, Thanksgiving day. The first game is the most important game of the day. It changes your entire, the entire tenor of the day, how you conduct yourself around your family, all of it. So I just, that's a must win. I don't put enough effort into trying to make that a must win. Like I just, that's a must win. I don't, I don't, I don't put enough effort

into trying to make that a must win. Like I just took the Lions and I was like, oh, yeah, they're going to win the Packers stink. And then I was just Danny Doom and gloom until the Cowboys romped, womped, yeah, crushed the commanders. Hand up also this Lions game snuck up on me. Central time early kickoff. Yeah, it really snuck up on me. Yeah. Also not prepared. We have a we had a little controversy because the Packers didn't get a turkey. Yeah. They didn't get a turkey at the end. There was a theory that Greg Olson actually ruined the turkey because he stuffed his shoved his hand inside the turkey during one of the breaks. And then there was another.

How is that a theory? Isn't that either something that happened or did? Yeah. Well, I don't think anyone's going to own up to it. And then there was another house that a theory isn't that either something that happened or yeah well i i don't think anyone's going to own up to it and then there was another theory that the the the the the fax or yeah was fox telecast had seared the lion's logo into the turkey so they didn't want to give it to the pack of so that so fox changed it yeah they might have jinks fox stopped the count and the moon the zaryzone all over the moon and the moon both things hand in hand uh... ok let's talk about the next game. Cowboys 45 commanders tent. This was such an ass kicking that the Dallas Cowboys hit a turkey

in the Salvation Army bucket. And that would be bad enough because they were like, hey, we're going to we're going to win by so much after we score one time, we're going to go and we're going to eat the turkey out of there. And, uh, Dac Prescott said afterwards that he was thinking about doing it, he was kind of waning around like, hey, we're probably gonna get a penalty. And then he happened to see Mike McCarthy and Jerry Jones before the game and he told Jerry and Jerry was like,

fuck yeah, do that. And then that would be bad enough. But the worst part is that that Jack Prescott said afterwards, they were actually going to do it after they went up 31 to 10 with 10 minutes left in the fourth quarter, but they were like, nah, we'll score again. So yeah, then they waited and they did it when they went up 38. That was the worst part to me was they, okay, you want to hide a turkey and a Salvation Army kettle. Yeah. What was the worst part to me was they, okay, you want to hide a Turkey and a Salvation Army

kettle? Go ahead, do that. We're last week we proved that we were getting engaged during a sack celebration, bad. Yeah. Now, this week we're hiding Turkey and celebrate a touchdown, but if you're going to do it, do it when you're up by 20 points late in the fourth. Don't wait until you break 40 points almost. Yeah, break that out on me Whatever I asked for a whopping I said I said I'd love a whopping I wanted it I was like all SNM me up 50 shades of grade beat the shit on me daddy like that's what I wanted because I wanted

Ron Rivera to get fired. I almost accomplished that mission Jack Del Rio Got the axe. He's fired. So I'm happy about that now. It's an interesting game because Going into Thanksgiving and if L teams were 57 and O in the last 25 seasons When they had a game where they had a hundred plus Russian yards 250 plus passing yards 35 minute time of possession no more than 25 penalty yards and no more than one turnover The commanders did that and they lost by 35 points. Yeah, so you got to score.

You got to score. You got to score. Scoring's important. We were good until we got to like the 30 yard line and then the offense stunk after that. The defense was awful. It's this might be the worst defense that I've ever seen in my life.

It got Jack Del Rio fired. It got Jack Del Rio fired. It got Jack Del Rio Fire. Now my theory is Ron Rivera is gonna take over the defense. He's gonna retire at the end of the season. He made a side deal with Josh Harris being like, please don't fire me. I'm gonna stick around. I'm gonna let Eric be in the show.

He's gonna act like the head coach. He's going to take care of everything on the offence inside of the ball. Like a job interview. Like a job interview. We're gonna give him, which I wanted except I wanted Ron gone too. But I'm pretty sure that Ron's gonna,

he's such a classy guy. You remember how he went out and charlotte where they let him wear the dress, the team and the media after he did. Press conference after he got fired. Yeah, so Ron's a classy guy. No one wants to fire Ron, especially not during Salute to Service Month, his parents were in the military.

And I think what is gonna happen is B&M is gonna be the de facto head coach for the rest of the season. He's gonna get a shot to prove himself and then clean house after the season's over. So good job to the Cowboys. Cowboys are great. Cowboys beat the fuck out of bad teams.

You found a pretty fucking bad team. The Cowboys are really good right now. And I know that they're playing some bad teams and they've had two big games that they've lost against really good teams. Basically the two teams in front of them and the Eagles and the Niners, but Dak Prescott is playing out of his mind. He's had four out of last five games, 300 plus yards. The Cowboys at home this year are five and oh for a combined score of 205 to 60. That's an average score of 41 to 12. Like, the Cowboys deserve credit.

I know that they still have to prove that they can beat the Eagles or the 49ers, but the Cowboys are really fucking good right now. And I think it's, I had the theory a couple weeks ago where it's like they're kind of in the perfect spot where everyone talks about the Eagles and 49ers and not every single show is leading with the Cowboys, but they are a really, really good team.

And they are, I like, if you have a conversation about the three teams, the NFC, the Cowboys have to be in it. I think the Cowboys could win a Super Bowl. Yeah, definitely without any. And Doron blend insane is his fifth pick six of the season. That's an NFL record and it's week 12, insane. He has more touchdowns than like, he's got to have more touchdowns than Zach Wilson, right?

Yeah, I'd say so. He have to guess, right? Does he memes? Zach Wilson has six. Oh, okay, so Dr. Mlam will get it soon. He's good enough. I know he has more than DK MetGaff because DK said that after the game.

Oh, shit. He's got more touchdowns. I didn't have to answer that. All sunsets had an incredible call on the he did. He was ready. He said you're watching history folks. Yeah, he did have a very good call for that. But yeah, the Cowboys are really good. Yeah, the Cowboys. I got to give him credit. Cowboys could 100% win the Super Bowl. I'm not downplaying that all. I still think the 49ers are better. I think the Eagles are better. But depending on how it all shakes out, the Cowboys are they're in that conversation. Yeah, the problem for the Cowboys is that the team ahead of them is in their division so they don't get to play home games in the playoffs. Right. That's the biggest problem. Right. They just kill teams at home. Now on the other

side of the coin, I'm haul over tankathon.com, baby. I'm on it. Yeah. Big cat. I'm rooting for the best for your bears. I hope your bears win tomorrow night. I'm on your side. Let's go bears has nothing to do with the fact that Washington would then potentially take the fourth pick from the bears. And then now we're looking at maybe, maybe Maasarati Marv. I listen, I'm cool with anything because the panthers suck so bad. And I don't think they're going to win another game. Yeah.

I'm good with that. I would just, I'd be fine with the bears maybe trying to win a game every now and then. How the turn tables for me. Yeah. I was thinking. I was thinking y'all off about a month ago. Well, we were just having a discussion out there. Obviously outside of Jake and and Max who Eagles and dolphins. I might have the best team out of the rest of us right now. Yeah. I don't I don't. I don't. Mander's jets, patriots and then Shane is sitting there in his sad chargers sweatshirt, even though the chargers did kick the shit out of I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don, I don't, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, I don, time low, but no, we've been much much worse than this before. Can you believe it like a couple weeks ago, you're thinking Yoss? That's what I just said four four weeks ago. I was thinking Yoss. I did the schedule. Some I've seen some commanders fans tweet they'd rather have Sam Howell than Josh Allen. We're not gonna go down that road.

Did you see that commander's fans? You can't even say many people are saying you have to say I saw all a person said that. Yeah, this is a straw man argument. I I saw all commanders said that yeah, this is a straw man argument. I reject the premise of your argument Meanwhile, Josh Allen has like 500 yards of offense and almost takes the bills to a victory on his back I do still think that Sam how's the guy I do too. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No, he has no He are problems are not the offense our offense align is so badass But Sam how is not the problem at all. I actually I think we're in a good position with Sam how this year He's basically rookie. He's now one in one all time against the Cowboys,

so that's good. But it's not his fault. Like the defense is historically bad and the offensive line is very, very bad. And yeah, I think we're in a good position because he's not counting for much money against the cap. We're gonna get Bill Bell check. It's gonna be fine.

Yeah, everyone's gonna be fine. Yeah, everyone's gonna be fine. All right, next game Thursday night, it was yeah, it was just, you know, the Lions Package game was close, but it was the Lions scored late to make it close. The majority of the games are felt like the majority of gameplay was in blowouts because the Niners kicked the shit out of the Seahawks, 31-13. The Niners are all the way back. They, like Brock Purti didn't even have like his,

you know, it wasn't like Brock Purti shows, just their defense is awesome. Chris McAfry was just running all over everyone. I, I actually, the Niners are really, like next week Niners Eagles is gonna be awesome. Yeah, I'm actually thinking that Brock Purti had a very good game though. Like, he did, but like statistically it wasn't his best game, but he made some throws where

I, my only note that I wrote down on this game when I was watching it was a simple question. Is Brock Purti now a gunslinger? Ooh. As he transitioned from being a game manager, a guy that won't lose you a game to like, you know, then he was a system quarterback for a little bit. And then he went and got so much moxie that I think he might be part gunslinger. Yeah. Yeah, no, I'm not saying that he was bad.

I'm saying that it wasn't like he was under 200 yards until that last touchdown pass of Brandon. Which was a great touch. Yeah. I'm saying it wasn't like Brock Purti. It wasn't one of those 300 yard games where it's like holy shit Brock Purti. See it in everyone. It was Christian McAf recovery just running it down their face. Yeah, and their defense being unbelievable Yeah, I I think that Brock though is he's evolving in front of a very eyes might be a gunsucker

He did a throw pick six that is a sign of a guns exactly. It's it's part of the deal the neon green jerseys did play at night I like to look at that at night. Yeah. It sucks when you're getting your ass kicked and you're wearing a jersey like that. But it was at least visually entertaining for America while they were coming down from a food coma. I think the sea hawks are in deep, deep trouble. They might be. Geno does not look right.

And then having to go at the cowboys, at the 49ers next two weeks, that they're in deep trouble. Yeah. It feels like this is going to what thought, what they thought was a promising season. I was kind of buying them earlier this season has derailed and now they have to start saying,

oh, we've probably need to find a quarterback. Well, it's nice when you have Kenneth Walker running the football for you. Yeah. And it's not nice when you don't. It's not nice when you don't at all. The Seahawks are, I think their, I think the Seahawks are perfectly average team capable of having like spurts of good They'll have like a

gamer to per season Where they are like they beat a team that they shouldn't beat and then they'll have a gamer to where they lose to team But they shouldn't lose to but they're just they're they are what they are perfect. Yeah I'm just looking right now too because they have six wins the Lions win was good win And then there are other five wins are against the Panthers the Giants the Cardinals the commanders And that Browns game that they probably shouldn't have won that that they did win. Yeah. That's not exactly murderous, Rob. No, I think that they are like, they completely average. The Panthers Giants,

Panthers Giants Cardinals, Commanders are four of the worst teams in the NFL. Yep. So yeah, maybe I'm not buying the Seahawks much. Okay, you know what you're doing though? You're writing Geno off. I am right. I will absolutely write Geno off.

I'm gonna take the Cowboys on Thursday night when they're at home against Se-OX. Black Friday. What a what a what a what a game that was. What a game that was Dolphins 34 Jets 13. We had maybe the craziest play. I don't remember a play happening like that where the Jets tried to throw a Hail Mary at the end of half and Javan Holland returned at 99 yards and you could make the argument that the reason why that happened was because they're shitty quarterback that they benched that they drafted to overall was not in the game and Tim Boyle was starting the game because Tim Boyle doesn't have the arm strength to get it all the way into the end zone. Well, Tim Boyle was starting the game

because his name is not Zach Wilson. Yeah. They're like, okay, we're gonna try somebody who's not Zach and see if that helps at all. It was a good strategy because I think we know there's enough body of evidence as to what Zach Wilson is. I think we know what Tim Boyle is.

Now we know for sure. Yeah, but at least he's bad, but not in the same way as it's Zach Wilson is bad. That was what... That was an all-time Jets moment. Yeah. All-time Jets moment. but at least he's bad, but not in the same way as it's like Wilson's bad. That was that was an all time jets moment. Yeah, all time jets moment memes. I mean, you you were probably washing with your dad. Were you screaming? Were yelling? So I was at a bar with probably a hundred jets fans. And we thought they were going to take a knee and then you just see him running down the field

and everybody just starts screaming, oh no, it's happening. Yeah, oh no, it's happening. Yeah. Oh no, it's happening. Yeah. Tim Boyle gets his ankles broken and they're like, oh my god. And the bartenders just like, the fucking jets. And it's just every single week.

Michael's gonna even believe it. Michael's like woke up from his coma and he had a little, he had a little spice in his voice when he was announcing that one. Memes, in a weird way, is the best part of your week every week when the Philadelphia Eagles win a game because you can be like, we're the only team that beat him.

You got to hope that goes 17, what would be 19 and one? Yeah, 19 and one? Yeah, and then who beat them? Say the 19 and one. Yeah, it was like the bangles went Mike White beat him and then went to the Super Bowl and you're like oh Yeah, they went to the Super Bowl. Yeah, we're there It was so jets and the dolphins played very well

I mean two of us needed that good, but their defense that's why I've been kind of switched my opinion on the dolphins I did have one crazy dolphins fan try to clip that clip from like two months ago. When I was like, the jets right now could beat the dolphins. I bet on the dolphins on Friday, that was easy. Jalen Phillips, so getting hurt is a big loss for them. And the MetLife turf claims another six since 2020, which they changed the turf this year. But since the hybrid, since 2020, there have been six ACL tears

and three Achilles tears on the MetLife turf. Yeah, it's cursed Remember that's where the play that was on that on that on that primetime game I guess they do play double the game. So maybe that's skewed now that I'm thinking about it. Yeah, it's so fine Yeah, that's true. Wait, that's what we need to do is match it up head to head so far. Yeah, but either way that's our sucks Yeah, that one you just pushed off and just snapped. Yeah, memes, I got a question for you. Yeah. How much of the blame on this season do you put on Aaron Rogers?

I was thinking about it on Is it Keeley's or Aaron Rogers himself. I'm thinking Aaron Rogers himself. And listen, I'm a reformed Aaron Rogers Hater I no longer hate him, but I'm starting to just toss around the idea that him saying that he's going to come back this year might have hurt the jets a little bit in the fact that they didn't go out and try to get another QB. They are dealing with Nathaniel Hackett as the OC and they also have a roster full of

guys Tim Boyle being one of them that are his friends that he had everyone sign. Did Aaron Rogers hold you guys hostage this year? He might have held us hostage. He might have, and Packers fans are nodding along. That's what he sounded like Aaron Rogers. They're like, yep, yep, yep. And we're up. And Alan was our was a healthy scratch this week.

Randall Cobb hasn't played. Hmm. Dalvin Cook. Tim Boyle is your backup. Tim Boyle is the backup. If you spend all season talking about how you're going to go out and get to Vante Adams later. Just like that carrot has been out there like he's going to come back. Like if he had just said Achilles, I'm out.

Does the jet season look a little bit different? Do they get more aggressive? And this is probably more of a Joe Douglas Roberts Salah problem than Aaron Rogers, but I'm just, I just was thinking about it. I was thinking about it. I think it might come from the top down. Well, I think it might be old Woody. Is everyone going to get fired? Woody, Woody might be involved in this because I think Woody, maybe it was Joe Douglas.

I don't know. I'm not privileged to these conversations, but I feel like they didn't replace Zach Wilson because of an instruction for the top because if you're Robert Salah and you watch Zach Wilson play quarterback, I hope you're not dumb enough to think like maybe this guy could be the answer. But the backup was Tim Boyle. Yeah, but they didn't go and get someone else. That's what I'm saying. Like I think that they wanted to put all their faith in Zach Wilson and not have, you know, he might be the kind of guy that doesn't do well when a clearly better player is on the roster with him. Yeah, but you can't even think like that. I know, but I'm saying that's I have a feeling that it came from that's not Salah's

choice. I don't think if it is that if Robert Sala truly thought that Zach Wilson was going to be good enough to keep them in playoff contention Until Aaron Rogers got back on his own Robert Sala should be fired. Right, but my the biggest problem in the the whole conversation is Until Aaron Rogers comes back. Why why did you why why was that always the plant? Yeah Do you think Aaron Rogers wants to come back even if they're not in playoff contention? Definitely not you don't think there's a small portion of them that wants to be like, look at me. I'm Aaron. I'm the one that came back from Achilles in three months. A.B. I'm still buying the jets long term because if Aaron Rogers is back like this team would be very good if Aaron Rogers was quarterbacking for him. That's a fact. They're defense and we talked about

on whatever it was day we did the preview. preview. Like their defense quit because they they know like as soon as that that uh 999 yard interception gets returned. Their defense played well in the first half. Yeah, the game is over. And the game's over and you and your defense goes into every game being like if we give up 10 points, the game's over. And that that's got to be that you can't play defense like that. Didn't they interview Robert Sala right after that Hail Mary interception pick six?

Yeah, he was like, I was waiting for a locker room. Like what do you say if you're Robert Sala like, well fuck, that's the first time that's ever happened in a game. Do you want everyone fired? Fresh start? Yeah, but you got to. It's just such a confusing process. Because Robert Sala had the opportunity to switch them all to the entire season.

It just I'm just I'm just so confused about this entire jet steam. How does he do? Robert Sala said after the game that is he his past protection is what's holding him back. Oh, somebody shared a clip of Daven Cook and three guys just run right by him, second. I did bet is he'd score a touchdown again, you motherfucker. Well, you did that. I thought he'd get a tie.

A E was very good in the preseason. I have a good stat for you, memes. You ready for it? I'm ready. Okay, the Jets, this is from our friends that whole. The Jets broke their streak of 17 straight third down plays it didn't convert for first down they had 17 or row Dating back to the game before

That's pretty cool. They broke the streak. Yeah, it's cool. Well, here's the other part of the stat They actually 17 is is actually tied for the most third down, you know, attempts that didn't convert for a first down with two other teams in the NFL this year. So you're not the worst. Who are the other two teams? Be careful. That would be the New England Patriots and the Washington commanders. Okay. So now is that that happy? Yeah, that's a little better. Yeah, that's pretty good. 17 straights are down. It's a lot there's a lot of third down. There's nothing worse than that

because you're getting a third down a lot. Yeah. And then nothing's happening. Yeah. It's bad. I feel bad for your memes. I feel happy for Jake though because the dolphins do look like

they are a legit team now. Yeah. I mean, Jaylen Phillips is gonna hurt a lot because like Bradley Chubb was getting a lot of one on ones. Like that, that sucks. That sucks. I really was starting to feel good about the dolphins as a team because of their defense was coming along and looking really good And now I don't know They have a chance to really get in a group here. They're commanders titans jets. Oh

There's a very good chance there 11 and three heading into Christmas. Jake can you finish me off? Can you just take care of Ron for me? The Cowboys got me all. I feel like at this point, we're not gonna fire him, it's these. No, I wouldn't, it would have been the sweet guy. If you hang 100 on Riverboat Ron's defense, he will be fired.

Please. Oh, I would take 100, yeah. It would just be cool to see 100 points. 100 points, yeah. Also, people are saying Dolphin's haven't beaten a good team. They've now put 70 up on a team that is right on the cusp of being in the playoffs That was those Broncos those Broncos right, but no you can't do that Jake. It's those Broncos. Yeah Very different Broncos. I actually think these dolphins might be better than those dolphins

I actually think these dolphins might be better than those dolphins that put up 70 points. I've taken the dolphins off fraud watch. It will see when they play the cowboys in a month if fraud watch comes back. If they get killed by the cowboys, they'll respect fraud watch. But right now, I'm high on the dolphins. And now with the division, with the bills losing today, it's opening up. I still have the dolphins on fraud watch, but you can earn your way off. So they can, if they stick to their details, if they show me some improvement, signs of improvement, then I'm willing to take them off fraud, but they have to beat the cowboys. But they're still on there. I just want to say that

I think that they've shown enough where I'm willing to consider their application for what's the word I'm looking for that's the opposite of relegation promotion motion motion. I'm willing to accept their application for promotion. Yes. Did you guys see Alex Smith just like completely dunking on Rex Ryan by accident today? Yeah. Well, he was also kind of dunking on Hank too with that. Yeah.

So you made a lot of interesting points. Tom Brady said that the league is mediocre right now. Listen, we watch every Sunday, there's not great quarterback. There's been a lot of quarterback injuries, not great quarterback play going on right now. But Alex Smith was like, Tom Brady, you played in the weakest division every single year and like Rex Ryan sitting right next to him, coach of the Jets and the Bills. And he was just like, fuck dude. What are you doing?

But Rex even had to be like, he's making some good points. Yeah. He understood like the Jets were very bad with the exception of what like two years. And the Bills were pretty bad the entire time. The dolphins were pretty bad the entire time. The Patriots pretty much had six games in hand before the season even kicked off. And Tom Brady has thrown Hank a lifeline because Hank walked in today who's like, I agree with Tom Brady.

The league stinks right now. Yeah, we're watching a lot of bad people. So you're like, yeah, you know what? Who'd even want to win the Super Bowl this year? It's kind of tainted. It sucks. No, I mean, a Super Bowl win the Super Bowl win, but we watch every game, like you said,

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It does seem like a good rivalry that started. Trevor Lawrence had a great quote when they asked about it after the game. They're like, do you enjoy playing against great teams in your own division and building up that rivalry? He was like, no, I wish that every other team in my division stunk. Yeah, that'd be the best. Yeah. But if we're doing, I'm willing to expand it

to the entire division big cast. Oh, I'm willing to say that the AFC South, the young guns, that is the future conference of quarterbacks, the young guns, the young guns, Levis, Monshu, yeah, Monshu, Anthony Richardson, double two headed monster, and then Stroud and Lawrence. This game was awesome. It was very fun.

I was impressed with both teams. Trevor Lawrence looked very good. Trevor Lawrence looked good. He was using his legs again, which is good to see. CJ Stroud also looked incredible though. I think the Texans were probably four inches from winning this game right on that fuel goal, bounced off the perfect center of the upright and doink off and it was because we're going overtime. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Stroud took a bad sack there at the end of the game, backed him up a little bit.

That Josh Allen was awesome. Josh Allen was great. He had, how many pressure? I think he had 12 pressures today. He was everywhere, which is insane and most of those came against Larry Mietunzel who's an awesome player. So I am very excited to watch the Jags and the Texas play for the next 30 years. So CJ Stroud was good. I see his shroud is like maybe too comfortable in the pocket. He, there were times where he was just kind of hanging out and like it's crazy to watch.

He processes that. He's that good. He's just like, yeah, I'm just gonna stand here. I'm good. I know where everyone is on the field. I don't have to worry about it. But the Jaguars are the story. The Jaguars take a stranglehold on the AFC South. They are eight and three. They are legit. This was a big road win for them when it felt like everyone

was like Texan, Texan, Texans. The only thing I'd say about the Jaguars and Jaguars fans know this, their Red Zone offense continues to be like just so confusing. It feels like they're able to move the ball, then they get to the red zone and shit just breaks down, throws are late, like Trevor Lawrence missed having an Ingram where he just threw it late. And that is one of those when you look through the season, you have like little things that you look to and you're like, oh, this might be a problem later. And I think that might be the problem later unless they figure it out. Here's a tip, Calvin Ridley's awesome.

Yeah, throwing the ball to him in the red zone. And that would be a good strategy. They have a 93% chance to win the AFC South right now. Yeah, no, they're a good team. So they're a very good team. I actually thought that the Texans should have gone for it on that fourth and 12th. That's how good CJ Stroud was playing at the end of the game,

where they sent Amindola out to try 58 yarder. I was like, are you sure they're not gonna go for it here? He also looked like he kicked it way too casually. He hit it too high. Yeah. He got too much air underneath it. I think he knew the second that had happened. But I don't think you could have put it more

in the center of the uprights. It was a crazy kick. The other part of this game that I thought the Texans kind of lost it, even though it didn't end up, I think the Jaguars missed a field goal, but there was that confusing sequence when the Texans had third and one and they went past deep pass and then they had fourth and one on, I think it was their own like 45 and they went in another deep pass when they needed one yard. It was like what do you guys do it? Yeah, like maybe falling a little bit too in love with how awesome CJA strut is and he is awesome

But that one made no sense to me. Yeah, the game also could have been a lot different if at the end of the first half They got some points the Jaguars got Yeah, they went for it with virtually no time remaining and The Texans just bowed up on defense. That was a stug. It felt like it changed the momentum. By the way, I agree with the call. I liked it. I don't. Oh, I like it.

I don't like going for it at the end of the half when you don't get the benefit of flipping the field. Like I like going for fourth and one on the one yard line. If the the penalty of not getting it is that the other team has to start their drive on the one yard line. I just like, they feel like you usually get a punt back and you get good feel position. You lose that benefit, but I also like coaches that say if... Yeah, Doug Peters is going to do it.

If we, if we can't get a yard, we don't deserve to win this football game. Yeah, Doug Peters is going to do that a hundred times out of a hundred. I just, the math, and I'm not a big math guy, but I like, I always, whenever you go for it, I'm fourth and one from the one yard your line. You don't get it. You're like, all right, at least safety. We're going to get a safety. Yeah, you have that benefit, but I do, I like the aggressiveness and I like believing in your offense

at the end of the half and being like, okay, let's step on their throats. Yeah, but the Jaguars are good. The Jaguars are good. Pete Prisco was right. We have to give Pete Prisco credit. Pete Prisco was right. Jaguars are eight and three

Very much in the conversation for the one seed Even though they did lose to the chief. Do they play the Ravens? They have not played the Ravens yet. They play the Ravens in a couple weeks, which will be a big game I think there's a Sunday night game. Yeah, that'll be a big game for the potential one seed But yeah, the Jaguars are very good and they will almost, what did you say, 93% in 2010? 92% chance. And now they're looking for that one seat. I'm just trying to do the math on this. I know a two point conversion, teams make it what, like, around,

it's between like 15- Depending on the offense. Depending on the offense. If it's at the one yard line, you would think that that would be quite a bit higher, like 60% of the time, right? Right. So if a touchdown and extra points were seven points, you could figure that's probably worth around four points, three point, seven points or whatever.

You have lost me, but I keep going. And then a few goals were three. That's not totally automatic. It's like 99% of the time if you kick it from one. So I feel like the math does favor going for it on the one yard line at the end of that half. Even though you're right, getting the benefit of if you don't get it, you can still claw two points back.

Or just get a punt. That's, if you stop them, you get a great plus field position on your next drop. That's big. I just, I like the aggressiveness from Doug. Doug's gonna do it. He was gonna do it. All right, next up, the Indianapolis Colts,

who if the season ended right this second would be in the playoffs. Yeah. The box 27, 20. It was, uh, the culture, they're just a fun team to watch. And everything's starting to like look good for the Colts. Jonathan Taylor looks like old Jonathan Taylor. He was just running through people, getting the second level. Like he had a couple touchdowns.

I, like, they're not super flashy, but they just win games. I do think the bucks stink. I think the bucks stink. I know that I am biased because we have a coworker who refuses to admit the fact the bucks stink. Even though Baker may feel it's a tough motherfucker and he's just like, continues to try to just

piece everything together, the bucks do stink. But the cults are six and five and the seventh seed right now. No one thought that was gonna happen. I think there's a chance they hang onto it too. What was their preseason win total? We just have to remember, here's what's happening right now. I can feel happening in real time.

Baker Mayfield is very good at home. Yeah. And he's not, sorry, not Baker Mayfield. Gardner Mintch, who's very good on. Out of the same guy. He's not that great on the road. or sorry, not pay a million. Gardner, Gardner, man, she's very young. Out of the same guy. He's, uh, he's not that great on the road. So that we always fall in love with the garden when he wins a game because he's fun to watch.

And it's electric watching him when he's playing well. And we forget that the bad with Gardner can be pretty bad. Yeah. But the cults, they, I guess they probably control their own destiny. They, they, they're over under for, uh, preseason over under was six and a half.

Yeah. Six and a half. Good team. I mean, they're over under for a preseason over under was six and a half. Yeah, six and a half. Good team. I mean they're just good And they have some very winnable games coming up on their schedule like I was looking at it and I think they're Reasonable estimation is like the cold's getting to nine possibly ten wins, which is crazy This is Shane Stuykin coach of the year. Yeah. Coach of the year. Mike Tomlin. I mean, it's it's crazy. I have to mention Tomlin. Like losing your first round pick, whatever two games into the season and being sitting here in the end of November and being in the playoffs, it's nuts. He's a really good coach.

Um, to see what happened with Shaq Barrett this week. Yeah, he retired, but then came to the game. No, he, so he didn't retire actually it was it was phrased very weird i think it came out on twos day it just said like thank you for everything that you've done for a shak and it was a message from the colts organization and then the story came out that they they cut them

uh... but it made it seem like either he was he was asking for tired asked for his relief release or died it was like a he was, he was asking for tired, asked for his release or died. It was like a very somber message that they sent out. And then they ended up waving him. He cleared waivers and then he went to the game and watched a sweet, watch from a suite in the Cold Stadium. So yeah, what's going on?

I don't know what's going on with that. Also, I don't know how he cleared waivers because I feel like there's enough teams out there that need a linebacker. I know that his back's not great, but it was really weird situation. Yeah, we also had Jim Arsay getting into a battle with, I think, first take on Tuesday. He was very upset. He was very, very upset.

He was, let's see, first take, you're going to get your ass sued because there was no alcohol, no illegal drugs. 29,000 dollars is low for me to be carrying in 2014 arrest. I give away 2000 to $10,000 to the homeless and needed on the street all the time and pass it on making the world better. And they said, and on first take the woman that preceded Stephen A how dare you pretend to know me. I don't know your name. I don't care too if my black mother Dorothy was still alive You'd be in some big hot water. You are mean and ugly. You are a nothing burger Shout out as black mom Dorothy

Dorothy blood saw was my black mom. She carried me in the house in Lincoln, Woody, Illinois on 1959 June and raised me in the light of Christ I would be dead if not for her unconditional love She showed me that Jesus was my savior at everything to her. Yeah, he went on a real... He said he pulled like some of my best parents or black? Yeah. He went on a weird tweet. Yeah, he was mad at first take.

Yeah. Well, I'm gonna take Mrs. Hussain. He's an emoji guy too. Oh, a big time of mode. So I've got, naturally, I've notifications on for every gymmer say tweet and they're 99% just emojis that he uses to, like, quote, tweet stuff with.

I guess he's talking about the arrest where he had, like, $36,000 in a bag, and then I think there might have been some prescription drugs, which aren't technically illegal, which might be the point that he's disputing on that one. Regardless, I'm just gonna be on team, or say, on this one. Yeah. Team or say, I just feel like Jim. I owe you.

It was yeah, I think it was the Tuesday before Thanksgiving and he was just going on a tweet storm. Remember when he got pulled over to he was like billionaires get profiled. Yeah, he was like an Arab for it's true. It's very true. He was sweatpants on. I also think he was he was parked in the median. Yeah, which might have had something to do with him getting pulled up. Millionaires do get profile. Yeah, it's bullshit. I agree. But yeah, the cults are good. I'm high on the cults. It's got to be feel good to be a cults fan. Be like not only are we in the playoffs right now, but our first round pick, like hasn't played, we still have that

going in our back pocket. Yeah, when a backup quarterback comes in and you guys are above 500 That's the mark of a franchise that seems to be in good hands Shane Stuykin mr. Ersa Sharon Shane Stuykin coach of the year. All right next one Falcon 24 st 16 the NFC South leading Atlanta Falcons at five and six the NFC South leading Atlanta Falcons at five and six. They are five and six.

We, not to sit, not to pat ourselves on the back, but I think we did talk about this that this is where the Falcons are gonna maybe string off a couple of winds and take the NFC South. Yeah, in order to Smith, he took, he took Bigeon out of the doghouse. Took Bigeon out of the doghouse. He's officially outside now, right?

Yeah, Bigeon is maybe, he's close to being off the leash. 19 touches, 123 yards, two touchdowns. Heijon is maybe, he's close to being off the leash. 19 touches, 123 yards, two touchdowns. He's, he's, he's going. He's awesome. I, I would like to see him as a bell cow. I want to see him just carry the ball as much as possible. This was what we were saying all along. He was waiting till, till football season really started. After Thanksgiving is when you start running,

you're running back. Well, so he comes from Tennessee, right? Yeah. With a Smith tractor, CTO season. Point. He's using that blueprint right now in Atlanta. Yeah, the Falcons, listen, the division is five and six. It's shit mountain in the NFC South and there. Someone's got to win it. The King Turd that's on top. And I think that they've got the best layout for for holding on to that until the to the playoffs. So I do like their chances.

Arthur Smith said that the Falcon six remaining playoffs. So I do like their chances. Um, Arthur Smith said that the Falcon six remaining games are going to feel like six lifetimes. I think that's probably true because it seems like the Falcons. You're not going to blow anybody out. Ah, they played the Panthers and Bears. I don't know if they, I don't know if they're built for a blowout though. That's the thing about the Falcons. Their defense. It won by nine today is usually pretty good. Yeah, but it was nine. Nine. It was, it never felt like the Falcons were completely in control of that game. Yeah.

It felt like it was close for money. 24, 15, I said 16. That's my fault. Yeah. Well, the Saints, I'm so, I, we do this everywhere. I'm so sick of the Saints. Get out of my face.

But I think I love Taseham Hill now. Yeah, although Jesse Bates, like was, he had the two plays. He forced the phone ball and Tason Hill, and he had the pick six on Derek Carr, which if you're going to play Derek Carr, and he's going to throw pick sixes like that, put in James Winston.

James Winston is way more fun. James would have at least done a better job trying to make the tackle. Yeah, Shane, can you pass me some thumbs? I'm struggling. They also, the Falcons moved their offensive coordinator to the booth. So he's now watching the game from above.

Oh, nice. As he thought that it would help Ritter with what he got to see up top. So, again, this is not something that I think I've ever heard of until, until Hackett did it for the Jets. Yeah. But moving a coordinator up into the booth, that's got to be the best promotion ever. Come on, walk right in. Shout out to him for getting that done.

Shane, Shane, he needs some too. He needs some thumbs too. Oh no, he's not changed that. Yeah, I like to moving the offensive coordinator up and down. Yeah, back and forth. Who do you got a team of Cordorill Patterson's or a team of TASM Hills? TASM.

Cordorill doesn't pass. Yeah, but he's faster. He is faster. I think a team of Cordorill's on defense would kind of neutralize tasums on offense. My body is so broken, but then also Tasmhill would like to fuck up out of quarter-rel Patterson on defense. I just got like a flash of heartburn. I just and I really haven't eaten today. I think it's my body's broken. 30 to 30 tie. Would you eat in the past four days? Everything. So bad.

I'm like, straw, I'm literally like, this is, people think the podcast seems easy. It's not, my body's a dumpster right now. It's a garbage disposal. If you split me open, it would just be like stuffing and just gross things just coming out. Yeah, quarter-el Patterson's really fast. Yeah, sorry, I'm literally like about to have a heart attack.

Be real shame. It would be real shame. Imagine the numbers. It would be great numbers. I promise you this, if I have a heart attack, I'll do it on show. I'll do it on show. I mean, I will.

I'll time it and I'll do it on air. I hope that you don't, but if you did, no, no, listen, I hope I, if I could have a heart attack that I was survive, I hope I do have it on air. That would be electric. I was just like, guys, anyone else, not be able to feel their left arm right now?

It'd be way worse if you went home and had a heart attack. Yeah. Yeah. It would be, we're closer to hospital right here. That's why I'm saying it. Yeah. Jake is cringing at this, but I feel okay at the end. Right, exactly.

Yeah. Say in a minor heart attack. Yeah, it's not a big deal. I mean, people have minor heart attacks all the time. Big cat recording an episode apart might take from a hospital like Hugh Freeze in a bed. Yeah. It would be awesome.

Also great for numbers. No days off. All right, I think the three times have settled me down to the point where whatever was happening to my body just a minute ago is no longer happening. Good. It might have been just having to talk about the NFC South.

That might, it might, my body's like, don't do this. Don't do it again. You've said this every single week that you're sick of the saints. The saints have. My body is literally revolting. It's saying it will not take the saints.

The saints are also pulling out every trick in the book. They're putting on like different uniforms, trying to look cooler. They're, the, how much they've ordered a sock. You can't fool us. We know that you're the saints. The saints are also pulling out every trick in the book. They're putting on like different uniforms trying to look cooler. They're the helmets. They've ordered a sock. You can't fool us. We know that you're the saints. We know we know what happens underneath those uniforms. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's gross. Uh, okay. Next up, NFC South. What's the what are the odds right now for the focus when the NFC South? They're probably I would imagine that they're like it's the wrong time to bet on them now that they finally have taken over the NFC. They're probably I would imagine that they're like it's the wrong time to bet on them now that they finally have taken over the Energy they're probably minus 150 as yourself this it's a simple question Not like all rooting interests all bias everything aside

Which team would you like to see in a playoff game and the answer is the Falcons? I would like to see B. John Robinson in a playoff game. Yeah, that's simple The coolest thing about this game was ludicrous getting repelled from the rafters. Oh, yes. And landing at the 50 yard line, like the stories foretold, he was singing move bitch. That was amazing. That, that to me, rivaled the Creed halftime performance granted. It wasn't on the national scale because it wasn't on Thanksgiving.

But I fucking love ludicrous. Yeah. And that was incredible. The Saints right now are plus one 15. They don't even have the Panthers listed. Are they actually eliminated? I think they might be. It's no, they have to be with 10 losses. No, they could, I guess, I guess because the other teams have to play each other. So there's, yeah, no, that someone's got to get wins. So I think they might be mathematically eliminated. We have six more game or six more weeks. They've had their buy. Yeah, right? Five more games. Okay. So they have five more games mathematically limited. We have six more games or six more weeks. They've had their buy. Yeah, right? Five more games. Okay. So they have five more games.

No, they have six more games. 17 have they had their buy? I don't know. That's the question. Jake, can you look up if all four teams have played 11 games? They've all had their buys on two, three, four, six weeks left. They can only, yeah, they can get six more wins, right? Yeah. But what I'm saying is Atlanta and like Tampa have to play each other Like that has to happen. They look like a tie scenario. Yeah, they're eliminated. They're gone Yeah, they're gone. All right Steelers Bengals Steelers 16 Bengals 10 the Steelers offense

Looks okay unlocked 400 yards of offense first time in how many games, PFT? I know it was since 2020. Yeah. It was since week two, 2020, 58 games. 58 games. I was hoping that the Steelers would have a million yards, put up like 400, 420 yards

and outgain the bangles and then lose. That would have been awesome. If now all of a sudden the Steelers offense was good, except they just couldn't get the job done on the points department like they were in the past. But yeah, maybe it's not Kenny being unlocked. Maybe it's about Najee being unchanged. Because Najee Harris looked pretty good today.

I was gonna say though, I actually thought the biggest difference was Pat Fryermuth getting passes in the middle of the field. They realized they could use the middle of the field, they had over 100 yards. Yeah, like that was they hey, look, we can actually throw in the middle of the field. This is allowed. So yeah, the Steelers offense looks good. Hmm. They didn't score a lot of points. They still struggle in the red zone, but their offense looks good. They moved the ball better than they have all season long. I also liked Mike Tomlin after the game saying,

guys like myself and Kenny were judged based on winning and losing, and we don't run from that he and I are winners today. Basically just saying like, hey, whatever ugly stats you want to throw at us, we'll just take the ones that make us look good when our wins and losses are lost. The wins and losses I understand.

We have to have a national conversation about mouthpieces because it's been something that's been brewed up for a while. Yeah. You notice it a lot when the bills are playing because you got digs and Gabe Davis and they have their mouthpieces that just like hang down in front of their numbers. Yep. The entire time. It seems like they flop up and get their field of vision sometimes.

But whatever. That's an old man yelling at CloudThing if you're that upset about a mouthpiece hanging out. Jamar Chase today had his mouthpiece in his hand during a play. Now he made a catch, which is incredible. That is incredible. He made a great sideline.

Did he hold the mouthpiece? Well, yes. Well, he dropped, he did not maintain possession of the mouthpiece through two steps in a football act. Not as incredible. So not a total catch, but he did have it in his hand when he made the catch and then dropped it after he secured the ball.

What are we doing with mouthpieces now? Because I feel like they've become. They're supposed to be in your mouth. They're an accessory now. Yeah, they're not handpiece. The safety. We do sound like old men. The safety on the sound like old man.

The safety on the lions has it sticking out of his helmet. Yep. Can we just, kids, wear your mouthpiece or don't, you don't have to wear your mouthpiece, but if you don't wear your mouthpiece, why is it just hanging off your mouthpiece? I blame you, I feel like he definitely doesn't put his mouthpiece in his mouthpiece.

Stuff curry. Stuff curry, yeah, problematic. Bad. Where are the heroes? Where are the real leaders of this generation? I feel like he definitely doesn't put his mouthpiece stuff curry step curry. Yeah problematic bad Where are where are the heroes where are the real leaders of this generation? Yeah, we need someone to do an interview with their mouthpiece and after the game Yep, and just be like this is what it is. This is where it should be the bangles Their seasons over obviously ended when Joe bro was out for the year Jake Browning though Yeah, that that wasn, that wasn't good. No, and I don't, I love when a backup quarterback comes in

and we start learning weird facts about them. And they're basically testing you to be like, how dumb of a gambler can you be? Will you bet on this, based on this stupid backup quarterback fact? The fact that almost got me take to Bengal today was Jonah Williams was high school teammates with Jake Browning. They, I think they want some state championship wrestling together. He said that Jake Browning wants it so

bad. All spring and summer this year, he ate nothing but ground beef, salt, and honey. Why does that, does that help you play football? I don't know, but that also doesn't like, you're just eating like steak. It's not that bad. Round beef salt and honey. It sounds pretty good. Sounds like a diet that a actual bear would be on. Yeah, but it also sounds like I would eat that.

Maybe that's what I need to just get on. But yeah, that was the fun. That really actually should be the test. Like how deep do you have to dig to get a fun fact about a backup quarterback? And then when you find out that they've been eating ground beef, salt, and honey, it's like, okay, this guy stinks. That sounds like a diet that a knockoff version

of Andrew Tate would put you on. Yeah. So like increase your testosterone and make you irresistible to women. It's like, this is the diet that the American bison eats and they're the strongest, most powerful animal known to man. Just eat honey from a tree and then lightly salt your meat. I need my backup quarterbacks.

The good stats are like, this guy actually was a state champion javelin thrower or something and like he I did you know he actually got like D1 offers for basketball. Not he just ate crappy food for an entire spring and summer. I'll do you one better. I'll just say like if he has four stars in front of his name coming out of high school. Right. Or better. Right.

That would be great because you're like way, maybe there's something inside of him in there somewhere. Wasn't he in the college football playoff? He was he got he got blanked. Yeah, that's what they should just roll with that Like he got he got Washington to the college football playoff. Yeah, they got that's a pretty impressive All right Jake Browning He was he was a four star there. You go four star recruit. It was a four star. So that's pretty good And he eats ground beef, honey and salt. Cool.

All right, next game. Giants 10 Patriots 7. Oh wait, wait, wait, we should talk about Mike Tomlin and his Thanksgiving. Oh yeah. Mike Tomlin invited George Pickens over to his house for Thanksgiving. Which is probably why Deontay Johnson

made one of the worst efforts I've ever seen on a fumble. That is going to be bad tape for him on Monday morning. So I went back and watched it's not just after the fumble the entire play and it was the play after he dropped a touchdown. Yeah, where he was he was on the side of the field that the play was being run to was kind of up the middle, but it was still his side. And he just stood up. You know, remember how like J Cutler when they put him in and they like wild cat offense. Yeah. He's at a wide receiver. He just stood straight up. Yeah. I'm not supposed to be out here. That's what Deonte Johnson looked like. We just stood up and then he kind of walked towards the ball saw the fun. It was like not my

problem, not my problem. Not my problem. That's somebody else's area of responsibility. I'm a break right? Yeah. But George Pickens was at Mike Tomlin's Thanksgiving. Which I love. Incredible. I absolutely love that. Mike Tomlin was probably just like, hey George, just chill out. Yeah.

Look, we're getting along right now. Just calm down. Yeah, we were saying that when George Pickens gets his first penalty in the game, Mike Tomlin was like, dude, we talked about this at Thanksgiving. Yeah, come on, George. Come on, we talked about this. I think it's given. Yeah, come on, George. Come on.

We went over this. And he looked better today, too. There were a couple of times where he made a nice catch and deep into back on his face. George Pickens just walked away. So we need Deonte Johnson to go to Mike Thomas Christmas. Yeah, do it. What we're saying. All right, next game.

Giants 10 Patriots 7. Hank, I, you're, you're, you're a motherfucker. What? What's Thanksgiving? It's the holidays, guys, I don't know, I'm positive vibes. I miss you guys. I don't know how you did this, but the Patriots have like, they're tanking correctly. Yeah, they it's crazy. They're so bad, they're tanking correctly, which completely salvages your season. You're taking correctly.

Yeah, it was a great loss. You're a terrible team. It was a very good loss. Match it. Should we, I pose this question, is Matt Jones so bad that we have to start feeling bad for him? Because like he's so bad. He's so, so bad that I might start feeling like a little sad for him because he's his job is to play quarterback and he doesn't he cannot play quarterback. I don't feel bad for

Mac Jones at all. He went to Alabama. True. He had a good I don't want to feel bad for any of the great career at Alabama. He he was a high first round pick sought after in the NFL. He gets there. He gets all these patrons. I have a girlfriend, probably has a high girlfriend. He gets all these Patriots fans that are used to winning and success behind them off the bat, being like, look at us. We've got our future quarterback. The dynasty continues. It rolls on. I'm not sad for Mac Jones. All right. I just pose a question. I'm happy you brought me back down the earth because like there is a point when people get so bad at their job that you start to be like, damn, it's like not his fault.

Don't put them out there anymore, which I think they probably will stop putting them out there. And also, don't forget the fact that he tries to kick people in a penis. Sure. And punches people in a penis. Puts your repeatedly. Do you want to take those back now?

Do you know don't have to defend them anymore? Yeah, he was a penis toucher. You knew that them anymore? Yeah. Yeah. He was he was a penis toucher. You knew that all along. He was touching. He was going for I'm not. Yeah. It's playing hard. If someone else does that in the future, they will be playing hard too. Okay. So yeah, you're taking correctly. Yeah. I mean, Mac Jones had some terrible throws. Billy's happy looked okay. This this was I was saying it in the fourth quarter that we were heading to Tyville. If the field goal had gone in

and definitely would have ended in the tie. Yep, yep. But I was happy it missed. Didn't have to watch overtime. Didn't have to win. Better draft position. You lost Tommy DeVito, which is kind of fun. Ty don't, I've been out one of the best.

I hate that. I love it. I love it. I love it. His dad so shout out Danny Boy hustle hard. He was with Tommy Divido's dad today Tommy Divido's Danny Boy FaceTime me on the stream got to talk to Tommy Divido's dad He gave me a one in real life. We're definitely all the people that might not remember who Danny Boy hustle hard is Everyone knows who Danny Boy, hustle hard is. Um, everyone knows who Danny Boy, okay. He's a, he's a stand up guy, great guy.

He works with a lot of the players. He picked up Antonio Brown from the stadium, recurring guests, recurring guest, Danny Boy, hustle hard. He's also close with our good friend Brooks Capka. So he drives a lot of those guys around. But yeah, we will get Tommy DeVito's dad on this show. That's a guarantee.

It's not so bad losing Tommy DeVito. It's actually kind of fun. I don't will get Tommy DeVito's dad on this show. That's a guarantee. It's not so bad losing Tommy DeVito. It's actually kind of fun. I don't mind losing Tommy DeVito. Let the Giants have their moment with him because he is like, he's a memory that Giants fans will have forever. He's fun. This is a core memory that's going to be stored in the mind. It's going to be the two Super Bowls with Eli Manning and then the Tommy DeVito era.

Yeah. It's going to be the most memorable points for the giants of like the last 30 years. Let them have their fun because he is fun. And he sucked so bad when he first got in. We all thought like there's no chance that this guy even gets a second chance getting on to the field.

And he's actually played pretty decent. One two starts. Well now granted in this. And start absolute stinker teams. Yep, correct. The giant. The triple coach he won against. two starts to start well now granted in this absolute stinker team. Yep. Correct. They just will coach he won against. He's the he's the first undrafted quarterback to beat Bill Bellchecks since Jake Deloom in

2005. Wow. Wow. And the giants were the first team ever to win a game where they scored ten or fewer points, got sacked six or more times and had fewer than 20 rushing attempts. So this is a special win. And they also, there also wasn't a score until a minute and 53 left in the first half. That was the longest time it took for a score to happen this year.

Yeah, it was tough. Hank, there have been a lot of lows for your Patriots this year. But in a weird way, I don't know if this was one of them. This might have been a lie because you wanted to I'm saying. That's why it's another fuckers the game. So when we're looking back at all the historic lows that you've had this season, there's the Saints game. Remember when you guys got shut out at home? There's that one. Oh really, I don't even remember that. There was the commanders game. There was the Germany game. There were quite a few games that have literally stood out. But you see what I'm saying. Yeah, he's flipped it

I know the Patriots being like a four win team would have been great for us to to poke them. Yeah, the Patriots are tanking Correctly. They're going to be the second or maybe first pick. It's insane. You're gonna get Caleb Williams or Drake May It's bullshit. Yeah, no, I know I understand they're doing the like I don't get Caleb Williams or Drake May. It's bullshit. Yeah, no, I understand that. They're doing the, like, I don't want Caleb Williams. I'll say it right now. Really? Oh.

I think it's the fingernails. This is the crying. It's not, it's the wanting ownership. I don't think that was real. Crying, I think, I have no problem with the fingernails, but I don't really problem with the crying. I just don't know. I feel like there's a wrong with.

Character issues. Oh, character issues. Think it, you know, it's interesting because I think that the wanting ownership thing, that might have been a report from our good friend, Mike Floreo. Oh. And he trusts implicitly.

Huh. Well, they've talked about it in games he's played. Right. The report I believe was from Mike Floreo. All right, maybe it's fanfiction. We I informed speculation. Sorry. Informs me in Florida. Form speculations. Yeah, no, this is crazy that you were tanking correctly. Like it just

happened overnight, whereas like, the patriots are bad, how are they're bad? And now it's like, no, no, they're so bad they're doing this correctly. Yeah, just keep losing. There's been winning does nothing. I like how Bella check over the course of the week was just saying, um, I told every player on our team to be ready to play. And I'm not going to name a starter until the game.

And then the game happens and it's Mac Jones again. That was a very funny way to handle the whole week of like, is he going to start Bailey's app? You're not. So shout out to me, the Scooby Doo meme. When he pulls the, the, the hood off, he's like, oh, it's still Mac Jones. Surprise, it's Mac Jones again, guys. And it probably will be next week too.

Yep. No. I don't know. I mean, he's happy to look that good he threw an interception. A bad one. But you don't want them to look that good. Yeah, so Mac Jones is the tank commander.

True. He looks so lost, so, so lost. Yeah, me see the little bit of pressure just throws the ball and forgets that there's, you know, 11 guys on the other side that can catch it. It's facts. Oh, the interception you had today was so bad. So bad. Somebody in his face and he threw the ball about like, now this was only probably like five yard short of the receiver and the linebacker or the DB was just like Yeah, thank you. Yeah, no he throws it he throws the reception

We're like was he with did he think that guy was on his team because he like throws it where be like the cornerback is running a perfect route To catch the balls a wide receiver, but he's a cornerback. Mm-hmm. Yeah, just wherever once you see someone running out of him He just throws it. It's like fuck. He doesn't know where. Yeah, he's gonna not play in quarterback how we would play quarter. He's gonna complete a pass to somebody. Yeah. Just and he does throw a very interceptable ball because he puts a lot of air under it. Yeah, it's super catchable. Mm-hmm. It's like he's being punished for being too good of a quarterback. So yeah, you should, you should keep him in. Yeah. What is that? Tommy to be though. Yeah, you don't like that. It's an anti-anti- it's Italian discrimination you're doing right now. They can't talk with their hands.

I don't think Hank can do that because you don't have any Italian blood. When you do it, it's a slur. Irish. When I do it, it's for for my people. It's a little much, but it's fine. You might be a little upset at the time of your video beat you. I mean, it's embarrassing, but that's just the season. This is living like a loser. Is your Super Bowl now the last game of the season gets the Jets?

Memes. My Super Bowl is the end of the last game of the season, so I don't have to. But I still feel like as much as you want to tank, you're still going to want to beat the Jets. If it's close, no. If winning or losing, you know, has us at the first or like fifth pick, I want to lose. memes was talking like the Patriots James is a loser. He was talking big time loser. He was talking like it was like Indiana Purdue playing for the old wooden bucket. Like he's like, if the Jets win week 18 against the Patriots, I think it will save Saul's

job. Like what are we talking about? The Patriots are bad. They're tanking. Tanking. They are legitimately tankots are bad. They're tanking. Tanking? They are legitimately tanking now. They are officially tanking. They're not trying to win games.

They're doing it correctly. They're gonna lose up. Memes, that was loser talk. Yeah, but they just haven't beat the Patriots. It's like what, 2015? But still, why would you want solace saved? Yeah, you're right. It's such a meaningless game for you.

That's the thing, it's like, but it's not for memes. It means a lot to me. But it shouldn't is the thing. Like it should not mean anything to you. Right, like that game, because you're gonna look back three years from now, potentially and say, shit, you know what?

If the redskins had lost that game to the Miami Dolphins, my quarterback would be Joe Burrow. That's where you're at right now, memes. Okay? So I'm speaking to you, like I'm talking to myself from the future and trying to show you how impactful a meaningless game could be to you. So you want to lose. Hank is correct. He's smart, meme. Hank is a great loser, which I never thought I'd say about him. No, he's that's what that's why he's a motherfucker. He's been able to flip it so quickly. Yeah

The pitch said five wins it'd be totally different. Mm-hmm Buss, my body's falling apart. Okay, Titans Panthers. Do we have to talk about this game? Titan 17 Panthers 10 now I don't think we need to talk about but the only thing is David Tepper walked out the locker room after the game shaking his head and saying fuck. Oh, yeah Frank Reichs on the hot seat Oh, can I can I correct you on that? Oh, it's worse than that big cat. It's worse. Uh per Will Kunkel Is that fake name am I getting on like a my get will will Kunkel? I think it's real per Will Kunkel I'm told Frank Reich's coaching seat is, quote, on fire, on fire, on fire, that, this, if you put that his seats on fire and he's not actually fired tomorrow, Will Kunkel should lose whatever checkmark he has.

This is why when we go to the depressed rankings of franchises, I think the Panthers are still one because David Tepper, like Panthers fans, you're going to have to deal with this guy fucking up for the next like five to 10 years until he realizes he can't be a micromanager of an NFL franchise. And then there will be a moment where he realizes he has to stop being this guy, but he's not going to stop being this guy for a while. Bring back jeans for on it. Yeah, that's right. RIP. But what's going to happen is he's not going to stop being this guy for a while. Right back jeans for a day. Yeah, that's right. RIP, but what's going to happen is he's going to say that he's realized he can't be a micromanager in about two years. Right.

And he's still very much going to micromanage. Yes. But he's going to be like, I've learned that I have to take a step back and let the football people make the football decisions. And then that's not going to work out because he's still going to be behind the scenes managing everything. make the football decisions. And then that's not gonna work out because he's still gonna be behind the scenes managing everything. And then I'd say probably like three years after that,

he's going to take like a half season off being a microbe. It's something that you have to wean yourself off. Yeah, yeah. If you're a guy that says powerful as David Teper's been in fast life. I don't want to. I'm not wishing anything ill on David Teper,

but a lot of times the like becoming less of a micromanager, like he has to have like a major life incident to be like perspective. Maybe I don't need to be in the office all the time. Divorce? I don't know. I went for a soft one. Yeah, that was a nice soft one. Yeah, I was a soft one.

I appreciate. Um, trial, trial, separation. Trial, separation. Yes, to go through some emotional strife and maybe like, oh, you know what, maybe his private plane has some really bad turbulence. Yeah, it's like, I'm opening moment. Yeah, almost famous. He has a moment where it's like I'm about to die.

Maybe I shouldn't be a dick to all my coaches. Maybe if one of his yachts burns down, when he's not on it, but he was supposed to be on it at the time. The market crashes. Yeah, no, I think it's like, you've got one of your yachts and the grand came and you were supposed to be there, but you got called away on emergency business to fire your head coach. Yeah, while you're supposed to be on that yacht, it burned

to the ground. Microwave started a fire on the yacht. And you could have died on that yacht. Then you have your come to Jesus moment where you're like, I should have some things are bigger than me fucking with my sports. I got a out. I gotta rub my brass testicles that are sitting on my, that just alone. The fact that he has brass testicles sitting on his desk and he rubs them. Mm-hmm. I don't, how can you be a coach and walk into that office

and your boss has nuts on their desk and think that you are anything but neutered? And you have to walk into that office, like I think Fred Greik has to meet with them like six times a week. He's probably in the office the entire time, just getting berated. Oh man.

And Frank Reich looks so sad today. So sad, he looks like an elderly bird, and he's just so depressed. He doesn't want to be doing that job anymore, right? The other thing that will happen is David Tepper, enough losing will happen that he'll be like, maybe I don't know what I'm doing. Cause that also happens to these owners, where they're like,, maybe I don't know what I'm doing. Because that also happens to these owners where they're like,

fuck, I don't know what I'm doing. And I kind of would rather win than be in control. But usually it's the reaction is we're losing so badly that I need to do what I'm doing, but harder. Yeah. And then that fucks everything up worse. So good on Titans for winning. Yeah, also good on Will Levis after the game owning a mistake

He said I think I use capitulate instead of matriculate in the press or today It's been killing me. I apologize to all my former English teachers. Oh, thank you. Will gets it. That's good. Will Levis gets it That's good hang difference between capitulate matriculate matriculate is when you're working the ball down the field. Yeah. capitulate is a sickness. capitulate is like David Tepers yacht could capitulate. Actually, it's capsize.

Get sick. Like get COVID. Like bow to you. Yeah. Like say, okay, you got it. Like the bow of a boat. Yes, like the bow's around there. What about the jack-ulate Hank? Which ones that I love when people use that wrong. Yeah, like you got a jack-ulated from the game. Mm-hmm. That's always makes you laugh. People are doing it

though on purpose now and that doesn't make me laugh because there was an original guy who did that and it was fucking awesome. Yeah. How could you ejaculate him for this? Mistakes are funny. Also, you can say ejaculate when you're talking. It also means to talk, to say a lot of words. Like I'm ejaculating right now. Should use that. Use it every day.

Yeah, this is an ejaculation podcast. That's what we do. All podcasts are a thing. This podcast is just all of us, just five dudes ejaculating for two hours. Okay. I mean my my body is like I'm like a geyser right now. I'm like bubbling over. I'm about to my volcano. I'm a jacket. I know I'm ejaculating All kinds of noises and everything. I don't think the panthers are gonna win a game again. They should I have the box win at the box

They should. I do have the box win at the box. That's not at saints. Wins. Falkins. Wins. Loss. Packers. Loss.

At Jaguars. Loss. Box again. I think box at home last game. Again. Yeah, maybe. What was your guys bet with Steve Smith? Oh, we want it.

Yeah. I think it's like five wins. I think it feels good to win that bet. It's like hats. Yeah, we want it. Yeah, I think he's like five wins. Doesn't it feel good to win that bet? It's like hats. Yeah, we get hats. We get hats. We get free hats. So counterpoint to the Mac Jones thing.

I do feel bad for Bryce Young. Yeah, I do. Cause I feel like this is, and he seems like a nice guy. This is malpractice what he's having to experience. He does seem like a nice guy. He's never to my knowledge, punched anybody in their testicles or penis. So I feel bad for him.

I feel like I didn't do you eye picture. I feel bad for Panthers fans too. Yeah, no, it's bad. It's bleak. It's very bleak. Cause you're just being this bad and then not having your pick. Yeah, it's real shame.

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Kyle Murray had just enough plays to make you be like, okay, this guy is still fun. He's still good. That first drive was great. First drive was incredible. But yeah, the Rams, they played the Cardinals today. They took care of business. And but the Rams are like, they have, they have, they have write it what was wrong. And maybe it's just the, the schedule got a lot softer. I think what was Matt Stafford came back. Yeah, what was wrong was that Brett Ripon was a quarterback. Yeah, but they also, I mean,

Matt Stafford played in the game against the Steelers, you played in the game against Cowboys. Uh, yeah, the Rams are in that group of teams like, hey, someone's got to get the six and seven seed. Yeah, they're not out of it. The fun story from this game was the Cardinals linebacker, Jesse Lucquita. He got a flat tire on the way to the game. And then a Cardinals fan on the way to state farm, stopped him, picked him up and drove him to the stadium. That's cool. That's like your dream scenario as a diehard. If you're a diehard Cardinals fan, that's as good as it gets right there. Yeah. So go ahead and drove the guy to the stadium. That is very good for me. And part of the team. And Kyron Williams was

incredible. They were just the Rams are just running it down the Cardinals face. Yeah. Like the entire second half, they were running it down their face. He had 143 yards on the ground, 61 in the air and two touchdowns. He was awesome. Yeah, Sean McVeigh should be talked about and not the same era, but like he's similar to Mike Shanahan where he can plug and play running back and get results out of him.

I got chastised when we did our NFL coaches draft and I picked him, I think in my first or second round, people online were like Shaman phase overrated he won one super well. Oh Shaman phase. He's a very good incredible coach. He's really good coach By the way Jake remind us maybe July 26th We'll do the coaches draft again. That's a Friday Fifth yes, perfect. I already have all-time rankings for position groups that day.

That's a busy day. And Hank's taking you out to see an econ class. That's a full show, all right? That's a full day? Yeah, both of those on that day. Okay, so that's a full show. Well, in the summer? Yeah, July 25th, that's a perfect time

to just do a show of complete nonsense. I should do summer school. That's all around the take-ees, usually. No, it's a little late. Couple weeks later, yeah. We'll be okay then. So we're tripling up that day. Yeah.

All right. Yeah, put it on there. That won't happen. That won't be a problem for us. I'm thinking 49ers quarterbacks might be. 49ers quarterbacks would be. Probably the best one, right? 49ers quarterbacks pretty good.

Yeah. What? Where would you go with? I guess you'd have to go chiefs tight ends. Yeah. You get Tony Gonzalez and Travis Kelsey with that one. Get those two. Well, I mean, about package quarterbacks. Oh good point. One two soup rolls. A little Patriots quarterbacks just Mac Jones. Do you go Patriots tight ends? Yeah. Aaron Hernandez between the lines. It was pretty good. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I had one other thing from this game. PFT. This is a question for you specifically for no reason whatsoever. Greg Dorch. Yeah. He did the two small. He did. When the Cardinals were down 37 to 8, he scored a touchdown

and make it 37-14, he did the two small. Greg Dorch is 5-7. Yep. That's too small to do the two small. Oh, no, I think that like Greg Dorch has probably been hit with the two small his entire life. But 37 gets a chance. Listen, I'm taking the score out of the equation.

You ask me if he was too small to do the small. No, I think the score matters. No, no, I don't think it does. I think it definitely does. I think if you're asking me, is he, are you asking me, is he too small and do the two small? It's a two part kind of combo question because it's the score matters. I think that the score, if you had done the two small, the scores, it's a two part kind of combo question because it's the score matters. I think that the score if you had done the two small The scores it's a winning game. I would have been like eh

But then he did it and then I was like wait, isn't he short? So it's kind of like the way doing it when you're losing by that much leads to follow up questions Mostly how tall are you Greg Dorech? So if you if you are losing by that much Mostly how tall are you Greg Dorch? So if you if you are losing by that much, you should never do the two small. Right. Regardless of the size you are, because you're opening yourself up

for directly just somebody points at the scoreboard. Correct. And then they point at the score and they say your score is too small. You're opening yourself up for that. Correct. Now, if you're a five seven person and you happen to score a touchdown

that puts you up by 30 points. Yes. Then you can do the two small. And they're two small. That's fun. So no, I don't think he's too small to do the two small. I think their score was too small. But I think if he was, if he was like six, three, and he does the two small, even down 37, 14, at least it's not like the follow question doesn't happen where it's like, Hey, how tall are you? I think he opened himself up. I think if you're tall and you're down by that much and you do the two small Everyone's just like that dudes an asshole. Yeah, if you're short and you do the two small at least you have people like me who are taller By the way, then five seven who pointed him and say

That's the first time he's been able to do the two small and somebody okay, and he just he saw a shot He took it not the right time not the right place, but I understand why he did it I mean he's just he's probably gotten too small his entire life Oh so many times and so he just it turned about is what he's looking for on this one yes But yeah, you should not do the two small if you're down by 20 points. Yeah, okay next up Broncos 29 Browns 12 Jake go ahead. Gami. Let's go. It was weird because it happened on safety. Oh, it was 27 to 12. And they got like a meaningless safety at the end of the game. Broncos. Oh, Jake, do you think? Never on the radar. Do you think that Gami's have gone to mainstream? Do you think Gami's sold out

because we have this conversation? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'm not saying that there are too many. I'm saying, have they gone to mainstream? Oh, like too many people know about that because the broadcast of the game put it on the final score that Jake has pictured with it said, this is the first time the score has ever happened in an NFL. Yeah, so it's like real. It's a real stat that the NFL is tracking now. Yeah, there's always a real stat. Yeah, but if they're acknowledging it, it's a big deal.

So is this like mission accomplished? You've got the NFL to acknowledge it? Yeah, pretty much. But listen, I'm reformed. You need to enjoy your commies however you want because it makes you happy. Exactly. My point about them happening too often is.

This is a big year for him. It's a huge year for Gommies. We've been getting Gommie Bukaki. Yeah, it's been a lot. And I support you, Jake. My question was, Jess, do you feel like if you're a fan of an underground band and then you see them on MTV? Yeah.

All these people aren't really fans of this, named three other songs. Yeah, you were freaking out about Gommie's way before it became mainstream. Yeah, but now the whole world knows about it. Jacob jackulates every time there's a Gommi. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he's doing it right now. Yeah. Oh, you just jackulated again. Okay, nice. Got quite the same another chick. Ah, yeah, the the the Browns. Um, this was a scheduled in the roller coaster brown season. This was a scheduled lose the game and also get a bunch of injuries. Miles Garrett.

Miles Garrett, a Mario Cooper. That's not good. Uh, uh, uh, DTR got concussed. Mm hmm. It was just it, they can't have a couple of weeks in a row where people don't get hurt and also good things happen. Yeah. Miles Garrett seems like I don't know what it was.

He said after the game that he felt a pop in a shoulder. That's not what you want to hear in a press conference. No, you'd much rather not hear the pop, but the browns, I feel bad because I do want Joe Flacco to get in, but I don't even think that Joe Flacco can fix this because they seem to be snake bit. Yeah. Now I get hurt on the other side other side, he definitely would get hurt. Yeah.

Also, I don't really understand the Browns. I know that they're, they're season. They're trying to cobble it all together offensively. Defense, their defense is still very, very good. Um, like they threw the ball 42 times today. Yeah. PJ Walker and DTR just run the ball. Run the ball, be like triple option.

You know what, I didn't think that DTR looked that bad when he was playing. But still, just like they had a goal line at the end of the first half where they they might have passed on second and third down. Just run the ball down, people's throw. You're averaging four and a half yards of carry, just run the fucking ball. I agree with that. averaging four and a half yards of carry. Just run the fucking ball.

I agree with that. That's what Kevin Stofansky should always do. He should get a tattooed, and he should look at it every single day. He should stare himself in the mirror and says, run the damn ball. Yup. They did have a touchdown pass that was dropped. I think it was in Joku that took it. Yeah, his hands, he's all time like one game he can look like the best tight end in

the world and the next game's like do his hands work. Yeah. And the way that we're talking about the Browns, it sounds like they're like four and seven. They're actually seven and four. But it's like harder and harder to see the path forward with when all these guys keep getting injured, especially in that division, which is going to be really, really tough. On the other side, the Broncos, the Broncos might be playing the best football in the AFC right now. You said they're the best team in the NFL right now. No, I'm saying they're playing the best football.

No, you said that. I'm saying you said that. You were testing. You were trial ballooning that on the stream and everyone's like, what? But I mean, look at who they beat in recently. I'm talking about the last, like, four weeks. Yeah. I'm talking about right now, the Broncos are, I'm talking about right now the Broncos are I think

Undeniably a good team. No, they are very are they are they they they their defense has been completely and now obviously the 70 point game skews a lot of things But the first five games of the season they were giving up 36.2 points for game the last six games They've been giving up 16.5 points for game. Yeah, like they figured out Russell Wilson wasn't letting the world on fire today, but making enough plays like the Broncos are good. They are good and they're going to, they're, they're, they're ancient closer and closer to that seven seed. And it would be, I mean, could you win coach, he might, you know,

Sean Payton might be my coach of the year. Sean Payton might be my comeback player of the year. Yeah. For what he's done to of the year. Sean Payton might be my comeback player of the year. Yeah. For what he's done to himself this year. It's crazy. From the giant hole he's had to crawl out of to get the Broncos where they are right now. It's honestly incredible.

And Russell Wilson does look like he cares. That's the thing. At the start of the season and last year, he didn't really look like he cared that much. And now he looks like he's playing for his teammates, which is great to see. And his teammates look like they like him. Yeah Next week actually it's a loser-leaf-town game Broncos Texans

Yeah, cuz right now The Broncos are the ninth seed air or the ninth in the standings and the Texans are eighth So that's gonna be a huge separation. So Colts Broncos Texans Gunter had who makes playoffs. Texans. Bills. Bills. But the bills have such a hard schedule. Bills are, I think the bills might be done.

Bills are definitely in the, if we did the same thing that we did with the NFC where it's like, who would you want to see Texans or bills. Yeah, those no offense the Broncos or the Colts, but I would like to see CJ Stroud or Josh Allen is a seventh seat. I would too. So well, also it might it might be two of those teams I get in. Yeah, because I mean the Browns might this this might start falling apart for the Brown, especially if the Malons gear is hurt. Yep. Okay. Next game, chiefs raiders. Remember when the raiders were up 14, nothing, the final score was 31-17. Yeah, so the chiefs learned how to play football

in the second half. It was, it wasn't even the second half, it was the third drive. The third drive, the first two drives, they had 13 total yards, and then after that, they scored on their next seven drives They scored 31 points Patrick Holmes had almost 300 yards passing. It was yeah, they basically Woke up and we're like hey wait, we're the chiefs. What are we doing right now?

Rishi rice. That's what happened. So is the what we've been saying so Rishi rice might be the guy in Kansas City Now that's a very low bar considering the receivers that they have right now And they didn't really have any other options they because Tony was out hard men was out and Rice had over a hundred yards. I think he's their first hundred yard wide receiver of the season Which is crazy to think that Patrick my homes and that offense They have not had a hundred-yard receiver yet this season. Rishi Rice looked good today. You probably could have had more if they didn't take their foot off the pedal at the end.

This is the old visualization trick. It's Patrick Mahomes sitting down. He's sitting somewhere in the Kansas City. Let's say he's sitting in a big room overlooking the Kansas City Chiefhe cheese practice uh... field with aren andrews it's late december and aren andrews is like talk to me about how these young receivers have come along and then they

show a highlight of a she writes just like ripping people up and that's exactly what's gonna happen that's what's gonna happen i can't wait for that clip to happen and i'm gonna be like see you just visualize they have no more Fox games this year Okay, fuck Jake Tracy Wolfson dammit Who else does the CBS like those like trait like Nate Burleson maybe Nate Burleson?

No, god damn it. Who else does sit down? Boomer does that I don't know. I'm just saying yeah, no, maybe How long? How long might, oh, actually that. Yeah, 10 to the long. Yeah, 20 to the long. Yeah, 20 to the long. You can sell us, I could see that for sure.

Okay, all right, all right. Yeah, but one of those guys that we sit in there, or they have a Monday Night game, so it could be like a show by his name. It's a show by his name. Yeah, a show by his name. That's it. On the next one, I think.

Because they play the Patriots. Oh. And you can flex Monday night. But that also is a time to fill a lot of air being like, let's do a whole broadcast about patching my homes. Yeah, passing of the torch. It's gonna happen. But if that game stays, Michelle Bisoner bucks doing that piece. Yep, it's gonna happen because the chief's like,

Rishi Rice, this was the first game. Like you said, PFT, first time over a hundred yards. Like this is that one of these guys is gonna come along. It's gonna be probably where she writes. And somebody who you find. Because it seems like every week there's a different receiver on the chiefs who absolutely stinks. Yeah.

And so it's good to have like one guy that you can depend on. He's from SMU, right? I believe. SMU guy. Yeah, so the chiefs I think they figured out a way to turn their offense around. They did get 17 points in the second half today after being held scoreless in all second half, going back a month.

So credit to Andy Reed. The chiefs will be fine. We've always said the chiefs will be fine. Their defense was awesome in the second half too. They held the Devonte Adams to no catches in the second half, 113 yards total against the Raiders offense. Like the Chiefs defense is good. Chiefs defense is very good and the Chiefs will be fine. But it was weird watching the first, we knew it though, watching it.

The Chiefs are down 14, nothing. And we're like, should we lie bet the Chiefs? And they were plus 120 to win the game. Yeah, which is ridiculous down 14, nothing. That's just that people know the Chiefs are the Chiefs. if you're a rate if your raiders fan Josh Jacobs is awesome. Yeah, have fun watching Josh Jacobs They should have been given to the ball more this season last season the season before hang the banner You're up 14 nothing on the chiefs. Yeah They look like it also in Tony appears maybe maybe future head coach. Yeah Tony Pierce. Yep Tony P Tony P

Tony P and LV You like that Hank. All right last game max Eagles 37 bills 34 now just so everyone knows max did not watch a snap of this game. That's incorrect. Oh, how many snaps did you watch? I watched a quarter and a half at the beginning and then all and then over time. Like, J.O. O'Connell. What happened during the game, Max? He goes on the football game. No, but I mean, like, what happened?

Why weren't you watching the rest of the game? I was on a plane. Oh, that's interesting. Did you not know that they played football on Sundays in the fall? Uh, I did know that. Oh, you're dealing with the same burps as I have where it's like your body can't. I mean, my body can't speak and like it has too much air. My body's just a blimp right now.

My body's dead. My entire body. So yeah, your body is dead. Let's talk about that before we talk about the game. Your foot, you had a metal about the game. No, you had a medical emergency. Your foot, you have a little walking boot on now Yes, yeah, it is cute. You had a medical emergency and infection that you've been dealing with for a year not for a year for people

We're gonna say hey is a foot injury like maybe amputation does max have diabetes. He does not he might not die Beaties might put he doesn't right now that we know of now. I know. So what's happening with your foot? Uh, I just have an infection in my foot. I was at the ER until like four o'clock last night, running on fumes. How'd you get infection in your foot? Uh, I had an ingrown toenail removed last week. It was removed and then since the removal, it got very infected. But it's been, it's been infected for how many months?

It's not, that's incorrect. You've tied your foot hurting for quite a while. So I've had a problem with ingrowns in my foot for about a month, but I normally get it removed and then... You're just a disgusting human being. I mean, people have ingrown toenail, like that's the thing. Yeah, but listen, I'm gonna give you a little tip here, Max, as a larger man myself.

Like, everything comes back to this. Everything comes back to this. Yes, because when you have these type of medical issues. You're such a fucking dickhead. No, when you have these. You're just such a fucking medical issue. No, and you're all so awful. No, I'm not. People always are like, like damn dude. You're gross that happens to me too

Yeah, it's I like I got a fucking it was like a real fucking thing. I was at the fucking New York people like Oh, can you not reach his feet? Things like that Can we just talk about the fuck you just send me the picture of your foot? I'm tired Hope you feel better Talk about the fuck can you just send me the picture of your foot? Tired Hope you feel better Hey, are you loving this max? I do like your your slipper that you've got on it's real nice I don't even know what I'm doing. I don't even know what I'm looking at on my phone right now

You're sending me the picture your fuck cuz you said it's so gross me too Who want who who wants to send to everybody send it to everyone? All right Send it to everyone you All right. Send it to everyone. You get everyone's reactions same time. Okay. I got this. Merr mess. Why is this?

I mean, we can cut this. Is this because your fingers are too fat? You can't text. You're such a... Ha ha ha. It's true though. Like it's like when there's a fart in a room, You can't text, you're such a faggot. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe it's not that I don't like feet Can we put in the YouTube? No, why not? Because it's gonna take you to take it out. Please put in the YouTube. It's gonna get the YouTube take no won't all right I'll tweet it tomorrow if enough people ask me. No, don't tweet it. It's him. Yeah, I will I will get people gonna ask

Max at what point did you decide to get that looked at? When the whole toe was red no well, so I was was it's not even red. It's like purple. Yeah, I mean, it's it looks kind of like a penis It looks like a frostbite. Yeah. Yeah, it's a series. It was a serious thing Your toenails grow I I also just got a fucking pedicure That whoa you went to get a pedicure with a massive Small and in those women. I'd like to interview one way you went to get a pedicure with a massive small and a big old swim in I'd like to interview one of those women and you've ever seen anything like this you're just an in grown tonal

factory that it like it's that like part of the doghouse like we'll get pedicures together why'd you get a pedicure my mom wanted me to get a pedicure I don't know I got a pedicure as soon just kidding. Zoomed in. It's pretty bad Yeah, it's bad so They drain it Honestly, actually no they didn't Memes almost just puked. I don't think it's that bad. Yeah zoom in on it Yeah, I'm looking like he's got his gross. He's got an ingrown toenail, he doesn't know he can't reach his feet. Like, an ingrown toenails happen.

No, they don't, if you take care of it. Jake, didn't you have an ingrown? Yes, I had one. But you just, like, when it starts to get ingrown, you cut it. No, you don't understand what a fucking ingrown toenail is. Maybe I don't understand. It's an ingrown toenail. Maybe I don't understand.

It's an ingrown toenail. Maybe I don't understand. It's an ingrown toenail. Maybe I don't understand. It's an ingrown toenail. It's an ingrown toenail. It's an ingrown toenail. Yeah, I see you Jake, but you go into urgent care does not count as like a medical Ambilcy yeah, I know like sees a dog I know max is right though because ingrown is different where you can't cut it out. It's just

You like it's got it there's a point before no that you can cut it out with an ingrown tone Alice Okay, I guess I just some fucking That you can cut it out with an ingrown tone Alice. Okay. I guess I just am a fucking Donnie's almost free. I'm a freak athlete a donnis that has a perfect body. All right Eagles 37 bills 34 Eagles are just good and they just make big plays and that Jalen hurts touchdown pass to Ola my Ola meaty a lot of me the key. Thank you Jake. That's beautiful Was incredible Jake Elliott 60-yard feel goal make Elliott they're fucking they just make big play after big play after big play that's just what they are

there's and if you want to say that they're lucky go ahead and say they're lucky I think it's just they have dogs that make big place they're they're lucky but they're lucky all the time right means that they're doing things to make themselves look. And they have just such a good trait to have for a team. Right. Some people are asking if they're the worst 10-in-1 team of all time. I'm not going to ask that question.

I do not think I said, I don't think that they are. I think that there's at least a few teams that were 10-in-1 that are worse than this team. I think they're just very good. I think they're good. The elements suck today. It was a shitty day in Philadelphia. Jalen Hertz didn't play his best game.

He threw some touchdowns, but in the first half, he had 33 yards passing. It wasn't great from him early on. They, yeah, they are just good. They do a lot of small things really well. And on the other side of it, I think that there's something about the bills and about Josh where they're just kind of snake bit in a weird way.

Like there's got to be a German word for someone who's consistently great, but also extremely unlucky. Yeah. And it's McDermott. McDermott is the McDermott word. The German word. Sean McDermott, the defense at the end of the game on that final drive, he did it again. It was bad.

Soft zone kills the bills again. And look, I like Sean McDermott. He's been on the show a couple of times. He's a very nice guy. I think he's a good coach. I think right now they've kind of gotten to a point where maybe it's just a change of scenery because not only the soft zone, but the timeout, you have, there's 25 seconds left and you have two timeouts. And J. Kelly, it's coming out

for a 59 yard feel goal. And they're rushing out for a 59 yard feel goal. Why in the fucking world do you use one of those timeouts to ice the kicker when you have Josh Allen on the other side line who's playing his balls off and you can with two time outs in 20 seconds, you can get 30, 40 yards. Like it made no sense and then they go and they kneel it and they play chicken shit football for overtime. Chameleon Dermott, he's, he's, I honestly think he has like the coaching yips right now. Yeah, it's the defense is at the end we're bad those timeouts Actually mattered at the end of the game. I also think they should have tried to get some yards even with one time out

Right at the end of the game. Yes agree. It was bullshit But you definitely you definitely would have rather had two time I probably still wouldn't have tried to go for yeah, two timeouts, but I feel bad I like Josh made that throw in over overtime that should have been a touchdown. Yeah. Gabe Davis ran the wrong route at. I hated to see that. Obviously, I'm partial to the bills because I like Josh Allen. We're very biased. That's the reason why I was rooting for the bills today. I like Josh. I want to seem succeed. I like Buffalo. I want to see their fans be happy. I want to see them get to the playoffs. It seems like they're just, they've reached the point where bad shit, unlucky shit happens

to Josh all the time in Buffalo for whatever reason it is. You can talk about the defense. You can talk about a lot of stuff. It just seems like there's something weird going on there where I feel bad and I want to see him succeed, but it doesn't feel like they're in the right position. I'll do that right now. I'm gonna ask a question that I don't really want the answer to because I think I'm just gonna get triggered online if I ask this question. But like what are we partially to blame for people just not liking Josh Allen?

I don't get it. Like he so he had one bad pick. If you watch that game and thought Josh Allen was the problem, you're out of your fucking mind. He was bawling his ass off. He was making every play. He had four total touchdowns. He was running everywhere for every first down. He was throwing the ball. Like that step on digs throw was insane. He had one bad pick. You're right. But like, so this was Edward or tweeted this after the game. So this was Edward or Tweeted this after the game.

This game, this was the 40th time a team since 1970 had 500 yards of offense, 10 third down conversions and a positive turnover margin. Teams were 39 and O up until this point. Like Josh Allen, that was not an offensive problem. They scored 34 points with 500 yards of offense. He played almost a perfect game. The bill's defense just let them down. And again, not I'm not even like taking it away from the Eagles because the Eagles just make big play after big play after

big play. That's what they do. They just make big plays like they are a bunch of dogs that make big championship type plays when the moment calls for it. Yeah. What about Josh being on six and over time? Again, that's a that's I know in the fact that the rules have changed for him. That's a stat that's going to follow him around But I just don't like I understand Josh Allen has not played great for periods. It was really good today The reason that the bills are six and six Josh has had some bad games that have put them in this hole like they played bad Teen they lost the Patriots they lost the Broncos they lost the jets if they win any of those three games or two out of three of them it's completely

different looking season right now you can't excuse away the games where he's look bad today was not one of those games like if you're criticizing Josh Allen after this game you're wrong he he has had games that have put them in this spot where they now are must win throughout the rest of the year. Yeah. Max, as an Eagles fan that did not watch the game, what are your thoughts on how the Eagles played today? Um, the Eagles made plays at the end of the game to win. The times when I watched they look good. I saw the first quarter they didn't look good. They were up seven nothing. I literally got on to the plane after Jalen Hertz scored to go up seven nothing. I mean, this was a huge win for you, Max.

And me and Big Cat were talking about this before we got in here today. The Eagles played so well. I almost feel like you should be on a plane for as many games as possible. Mm-hmm. You just, they didn't play that well. They won. Yeah. Yeah, they won a big game.

They did, and they won a big game. They've won lots. They won. Yeah. Yeah, they won a big game. They did and they won a big game. They've won lots of big games. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying, like, the thought was tossed around to send Max on an airplane every Sunday. And it just have you fly to like Indianapolis and back. Or a helicopter. Or a helicopter that just helped you.

You have to make a joke about the helicopter that I'm not gonna repeat because you get mad at me. I did not make the joke about the helicopter. I asked a question. Could Max fit in the helicopter? I didn't say. No, I said, I don't want to say, I don't want to say the question,

but there might be regulations. I was, I was thinking about the regular, I was thinking about safety. I appreciate you, you, you, you think about my safety. Thanks, Max. Yep. I didn't say it. I know, I know.

I didn't say it either. I was just, I wonder. Yeah, I know, I appreciate you guys not saying that. But would you it if we were to put you on a first class flight Every Sunday and you'd have to miss every Eagles game. I would not like to miss every Eagles game No, if that okay, we'll think about it. I'm gonna write down here max would not Max do you think I mean do you think it's a fair assessment because I think the Eagles are going to make people very angry because these games Have a way of going about it where the Eagles like don't look like the chiefs looked better than the Eagles on Monday night The bills look better than the Eagles night the Eagles make shirts look better than the Eagles open night

I don't know about that the Eagles Make the the winning plays when it counts. That's just what they do. Yeah, at this point, I don't care how you win, just get the one seed, like everyone, everyone's gonna be on the Niners next week. It's gonna be great. No, I'm gonna be on the Eagles.

No, you're gonna be on the Niners, right? I love the Eagles next week. I'm shocked that the Eagles are dogs. I love the Eagles next week. Yeah, no, but Every it's a revenge game for the Eagles for the Niners saying that they only lost because of Brock Purdy They kind of took away your win. I know they love no, I mean the Niners have been but heard about that game for a I like that. Oh, oh, that's weird. You get a but hurt in the wild You would totally not be but hurt if you were in the NFC and's good to get a butt hurt in the wild. You would totally not be

but hurt if you were in the NFC championship game in your quarterback cut hurt in the first quarter. No, but it's one thing. It's like the fans can be, but like the players have been crying about it for years. Years. Years. Years. It feels like years. Actually, not even a literal year. Less than a year. Yeah. Also, just quick fact check, the Patriots were never winning against the Eagles. Week one. As more fact check that we're about accuracy on the show. Yeah, but the rain. That's true.

It also rained today. And it was the first lighthouse game. That's true. Yeah. But yeah, congratulations. But the Eagles are just good. They're just they do a lot of little things correctly. They're a well coached team.

And then one of these days they're going to put the second half and the first half together. And watch out. And then that'll be nice. Watch out. Watch out. No, Jalen Hertz was like, I mean, it was good. Great teams are able to figure it out when everything is not great. And like, it was clear that their offense wasn't great today.

And he was able to figure it out. So, make the big put. After the game they talked to join my lotta and he said we actually could not believe that the bills were running, that defense when we got that look. It's our matured, he's got the yips, he's got the yips. That's not what you want to hear if you're a bills fan.

No, we knew the look that we were getting and we knew we were going to score touchdown. Yeah, and it seemed so easy. It seemed so, every time the eagles got the ball, whether it was the drive that got them in field goal range, which was, by the way, a bomb from Jake Elliott, just absolutely. Incredible. Newk that kick in the rain in the rain and the wind. There was that men's said it was the best kick in NFL history.

I don't disagree. The best kick. You don't in NFL. There's a good argument. There's never been more a recency bias than Ben minutes watching that that ball go through the upright and say, that was the best kick in NFL.

It was a really good kick. Jake Elliott said it was the best kick of his career. Yeah. I believe it was a great kick. And it was a great kick. He also had a game winner. That was like a 64 yarder against the Giants,

but he said this one was better. Harder because of the rain. And the wind and the wind. Couple good winds against the commanders too, but this was a great kick. Do we think the bills have any chance of making the playoffs? They have to play at Kansas City and then the Cowboys. We've been saying must win for the last couple of weeks

about the bills. At some point when they keep losing must wins, we did win the must win against the Jets. Yeah, there were, I think they're one and two in their last three must wins. Yeah, which is not good. No, it's, it's, it's a, it's a bad season for them because it just, again, I know that people really don't like the fact that we're friends with Josh Allen and we like him.

But he has put them in this hole, but today was not the reason why they lost this game. I think that's a fair assessment. Josh was really good to know. Yeah. No, he, his play earlier in the season has put them behind the eight ball, but today was not the day to be like Josh Allen stinks or Sam House better than Josh Allen. I would not say that. I never, he would, I know for the record, there are going to be people Josh Allen Stinks or Sam Hounds better than Josh Allen. I would not say that. I never even would.

I know you for the record, there are going to be people that listen to you and say one Washington. Yeah, no, it wasn't you. It was not you. It was our good friend Nate. Oh, I thought you could say it. It's our friend Eric. Yeah, who's not me.

It's not you. It's not me. It was not you. Um, if that, what if they go 2 and O and their next two must wins? I think we're against the chiefs and the Cowboys. If the bills go, if they go two and oh in those two games, reasonably speaking, I think the seventh seed in the AFC has to get to 10 wins.

So they have to go four and one. They have to go four and one in the rest of the season. So the answer is, so they have to go one and one in their next two must wins. Yeah, they have to go one and one in their next two must wins and then they got to win out. And then they have a can't lose at the end of the season against the Dolphins. Yes.

Okay. Dolphins might, they might not be playing for anything. Hopefully. Yeah. Yeah. Long way to go, but yeah, no, I, I think it's probably the odds are very much stacked against the bills right now. And ishomic tournament has the coaching yips that defense soft zone like it was

crazy and I know guys were gas but man they were also like a half second away from forcing a fumble on a j brown yeah also I hate to say this because maxi gonna love that I say this but the Eagles didn't have Lane Johnson today. He's really fucking good. Yeah, they looked, they looked a lot worse on their offence line with our legs. He's really fucking good. Yeah, you like to give the Niners passes

for one to trend Williams, is it? What? I just gave you, I literally just did that. I literally just mentioned that Lane Johnson was not in there. I know, I just had that in my head to say before we started talking about this. And then I forgot it and then you said it. So I just had to say it. Okay.

Yeah, it doesn't count. So it doesn't literally say it doesn't count. It's really excusing the fact that Lane Johnson wasn't playing. Like from the first play of the game, that line did not look as good players matter. Yeah, good player every team. Also, it's matter. I fight your Cox.

Also, Jason Kelsey almost cost them the game. Yeah, with his false starts back to back to false starts. So the Eagles, the Eagles won despite one of their best offensive line and not playing. And their hall of fame center having one of the worst fourth quarters of his life. But then he made a great block on the Hertz game winning touchdown. He did. And I think you had to shit himself. He there was something about. So I'm out of the bathroom in between. He like ran to the locker room to go to the bathroom before overtime started. How's it gonna like that,

not get a toe infection, you do. I don't know, man. He could, people could get it. People could get it. Tone infections real. People could get it. People could get it. I'm still not out of the woodwork.

They almost amputated your foot. I'm still not out of the woodwork. I mean, there's things. It's not what you, that's not the same. I don't know what work. I'm not out of the woodwork. Wood, not out of the woodwork. I mean there's things I was not what you that's not the same. I don't work. I'm not out of the wood That out of the wood He said I'm not out of the woodwork. I don't mean scary I think Bob Marley had a toe infection. Yeah, the CIA put cancer in his foot. Yeah, then he died Yeah, wow, what if the AWL's there's a CC CIA operative

AWL who works the CIA's I can't take Max anymore. Billy. Yeah. I like, I almost didn't come, I almost had to stay in the hospital for, for like this week. For a week? They said three days.

I swear to God, like that was the, the discussion I was having. Max, would you cut your toe off if it meant that the eagle was one of the Super Bowl? I would do 100% to that for the Bears. Yeah. Yeah. That was not a yes.

Put it down, it's not a yes. That answers yes. That was not a yes. I mean, I'm dealing with a lot of foot shit right now. It's in my head. The foot is, it's got prime real estate in my brain right now. You got foot brain. I got foot brain. Yeah, it's got a suck to have like a major injury that you can't reach I Can I'm more I'm the most flexible guy on this show. No, no, I'm way more flexible

Who sits who's who's the one who sits cross like it every day? Yeah, you're a freak like that. But that's I can touch your toes Yes, what's your V-sit? That was what I don't know Yeah, you're a freak like that. Put that I can touch your toes. Can you touch your toes? Yes. What's your V-sit? That was what I don't know. Where are you about to say that was the one that I couldn't do? No, that was always my best one. V-sit? All right, we'll have a flexibility off PMTV this week.

We'll do a fresh start. That sounds like a V-v-a TV. That might be a V-a TV depending on your... No, we'll do it in the parking lot, it'll be PMTV. Okay. Roeback question, promo code take 20% off your first purchase, Q's, his polo's hoodies, joggers, shorts, and fleeces and vests. They just sent me a big care package.

PFT, what are your thoughts on the Chargers Ravens? Well, let's see, Eccler's hurt, or at least he's running really slow. He's old, washed. Justin Herbert leads the league in sick passes and runs that don't really amount to any, any points on the board. Yeah. And Joey Boas is eating raisin brand because he's probably taking painkillers for his injured foot. So he has to shit. And he can't shit yet. So that, that's my wrap up of where things are over the charges. Ravens look good defensively offensively. They're just gonna have these games, I guess.

Yeah. Where it's like, hey, can you pick up a big third down? Like, I don't know. I still am very high on the Ravens. Yeah, I would be too. A road game is a road prime time game. Hey, win a game. Yeah. And guess what? Defense matters a lot. And the Ravens have one of the best defenses in the league. And as of right now, they have the one seed in the FC. And also get Jason Garrett to fuck off my television. The worst. I did not consent to Jason Garrett. That's a fact.

That's a fact. You should have to opt in with Jason Garrett, bro. Part of our text message thing. We need to do this. Opt in. Hank, can we get this figured out? A text message service where we send updates before like anything that we think is important to who, to people who opt in.

I would opt in if someone did this for me. Baby, a player having a baby, a mascot dying, a a weird cool uniform that we've never seen before Jason Garaping on our TV Soft rims in a basketball game These are the important things all look into starting the service. Okay. Thank you Jake It's basically reminders, but just math text. No, but yeah, but we need to like it's amber alert We need to take over your phone and just be like hey Guess what pivo died?

Texas okay lock of the year all right shit like that Important stuff on it Boston Scott is playing Against the Giants yeah touchdown Jake Browning his only fun fact is he eats hamburger helper. Yeah, don't bet on him Yeah, that kind of shit Jake Browning, his only fun fact is he eats hamburger helper. Yeah. Don't bet on him. Yeah. That kind of shit. I would opt in for service like waxing gibbess. Yes. Yes.

Waxing gibbess. Very important. These are important things. Tommy DeVito, just we just send this right before Tommy DeVito start his parents are there. Yeah. Say, it's a family affair Okay Henry you think Tommy David O's watch the sprannos. Yeah, he's probably yeah, it's probably it's like it's like you putting on

Home movie from like when you were a kid. Yeah, that's the same thing as him putting on the plan is what we're about We're gonna watch the Colombo. The Columbus Day episode again. Yeah. All right. Hank, who's back a week? I've a couple first one, Dolly Parton. Yeah. She was great. Yeah.

Absolutely. Did the halftime show of the Cowboys Commander's game? Um, what was she? She looked great. What was our good friend and colleagues to Finers Tweets? I just tweeted would because she looked great.

She really did. She's 77. I did a class. Yeah, I said queen. Yeah, not me. I just I I was full of white wine and piss and vinegar. I just listen, you can't accuse me of being horny for dolly part. Of course, I'm horny for dolly part. Everyone should be horny for dolly part. Dolly part is the best American that we've ever had. She's wonderful, she's 77, she looks like she's 47. She gave a great performance, great singer, great entertainer. I don't care how old Dolly Parton is,

I would suck those tits dry. Classy, very classy. It could be way worse for him. Yeah, I expected worse, to be honest. I've heard worse. She buys a book for every kid in Tennessee every year. She's just a good person. Shout out to Dolly Parton. Dolly World. Yeah, you ever been? Yeah. It's great. And then my other who's actually, is that in Gatlinburg? I forget the name

of the town that it's in. I think it is. I've been to Gatlinburg. I believe it was Dollywood. Dollywood. Dollywood. My other- When I was saying it, my television. My other who's back is CM Punk. Yeah. He was in AEW now, is in WWE. I don't fully understand it, but he gets the craziest pops. I've never really understood the CM Punk hype.

It's being bluntly honest, but whenever he would come on this show, clips would do crazy numbers, whenever he does anything, people freaked the fuck out. Everyone ejaculated. Yeah, everyone lost their minds because he went from his back in the WWE. Yeah, so he had a bunch of takes about how WWE wrestlers should be ashamed of themselves for taking Saudi money, right? And then he went to the WWE. That's interesting. Yeah. Put his back.

He is back big time back. Broke the, broke the internet. That was one of the dash in Dumper. That was one of those things where I was watching college football and CM Punk was just taking over Twitter. And I wish I could understand the passion behind CM Punk. I don't I don't get it because I don't follow wrestling but it seems like something people are really in. He's a cult. He's a cult hero. He speaks speaks power to what? I mean this is going

to get wrestling people upset. Uh oh. I like CM Punk just so you know. I feel like it's almost I like CM Punk just so you know. I feel like it's almost... I don't know enough to say this, but I'm gonna say it anyway. I feel like it's almost like a cavernic situation. Like he's not like the, not the like, uh... Because he was wrestling in the A-W. Like, as of like three months ago. He was still wrestling.

Wrestling well? Yeah. Oh, you know, his peak? you're saying that he's not good Yeah, I'm saying it's just all it's all talking there like talking about him like he was you know This is a big deal where you're headed big time falling out and he's just always in the headlines But I haven't seen a lot of action Okay, yeah, you're from what I know about it. I said he's still like technically a very good wrestler I just I'm not a big wrestling fan,

so I don't pay attention to all the storylines. But from what I know, he's still like very much, if not at the top of his game, like, kind of close to him. Also just a great all-time character in wrestling, because he's like, does the perfect blending real life in wrestling? Yeah, I thought he got black, I thought he got black balls for real from WWE.

Yeah, he's back. All right, who's your, who's back? My, who's back at the week is, I got two. The Sun Belt was back. 12 out of 14 teams from the Sun Belt are bull eligible. They're gonna be playing bull games this year, including JME. We did it. Nice.

We did it, Joe. We got JME into a bull game because there weren't enough other eligible teams. They're welcome. Thank you, thank you, Big Cat. Thank you to Wisconsin. 12 out of PJ Flect. How's that boat doing? other eligible teams. They're welcome. Thank you. Thank you, Big Cat. Thank you to Wisconsin. 12.

How's that boat doing? 12 out of 14 teams from the conference made it. That's the best conference in the country in terms of bowl representation. Don't ask questions like, well, how many of those teams have like six or seven wins? Because it's a lot of them. But still, that's pretty cool for the conference. I like the Sunbelt, fun brand of football. And then Christmas trees are back, baby. Christmas trees, it's Christmas tree season.

I gotta go pick mine up. I gotta fake white. You gotta fake white? Fake white? Dolly Parton. I might get to. I might get another one. Yeah, I can't go sign on fake tree.

You're putting a lot of Christmas tree sales been out of business with that one, but I guess to do what makes you happy. Fake white is like, I feel like like 1950s, like Frank Sinatra or like 1970s, where you have, you're like foil TV dinner and like I should do it. You should do like the one.

Yeah, it came pre-lit too. Oh, hell yeah. That's kind of cool. That's easy. Super easy. Pre-lit, that's what we say about Nicki Smokes. I'm thinking about what to do in my house. I don't know how dogs are with real Christmas trees,

especially puppies. He might just destroy the tree and eat the entire tree, which would be kind of funny. But yeah, I'm a real Christmas tree guy. Give me a phrase referred. Don't give me a plastic white one. I'm a little disappointed, you hank. Why?

Fake white. I'm not, I'm gonna have two fake whites. Oh, shit! I put one in the corner. Stunt on them. And my other corner of the room had like a plant, but it's like white and green. I was like, what if I just had to.

It was double fake whites. I think if you got two fake white. Double fake whites. And I know you're not like this, Hank. But my first impression, if I went to your apartment, saw that I'd be like, Coke guy. Double fake white. That's a Coke guy move. Yeah, double fake one. That's a Coke guy move.

Yeah, double fake one. It's definitely a Coke guy move. All right, my who's back is us. And I think people probably don't even know this is happening right now with the Barstool Sports Store. What? 20% off. Shut up.

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I think it's a 22 total are going to play in a competition basketball five on five with a bench two a thousand and we're gonna you're gonna say hey a thousand playing to a thousand that's gonna take like 75 hours yeah that probably would because we're not going to basketball we're gonna stop every 10 minutes and have many games that will be worth a ton of points so you're gonna get to see all the producers compete in stupid games and win stupid prizes and it's gonna be awesome.

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It's gonna be awesome. I'm excited for Badminton. We were doing some Badminton simulations earlier. It's a very, it's a very visually funny game to watch Yes, fun sports because you yeah, you hit as hard as you can and you can it doesn't go anywhere. Yeah, yeah So Max will be on the IR but Max you'll be the heart and soul of your team. I assume from the sidelines I had a joke. I was about to make memes will be making it. I want No, let's just keep going make it make it to me. Yeah. No, yeah, just say it to him. to make it. No, I'll just keep going. Make it. Make it to me.

Yeah. No, yeah, just say it to him. Say it to me. No, no, no. It's fine. Heart and soul. Yeah, and the mouth and the stomach. Not the toes, though.

I don't get that's over my head, but that's fine. It's actually right beneath your head. OK, Max. Also, fun fact is still thinking about it. Yeah, fun fact about Max is, Max almost didn't even have health care Because he waited until like the last 15 minutes to sign up for health care Oh nice and then he spent the entire night wearing that he didn't get his plan and so that would have been a disaster Max He didn't have health care with that. I was thinking about that a lot

But yeah, good luck Max. He will be have health care with that. I was thinking about that a lot when I was in the game. Yeah, I am. But yeah, good luck, Max. He will be the heart and the soul. Yeah, but Shane's going to be in it, Pugs, all the producers and then all the content people are going to be doing the broadcast, doing the social. We're going to be chasing around with videos. It's going to be an awesome time. I think it's going to be a very, very fun time, very fun watch.

This is why this office was built for these type of events. So tune in, please. And buy some merch if you want. And also, still a blue coffee is 20% off as well, including yearly membership. So you get 20% off of your yearly membership. So every dollar counts because this is what we do for a business. I know people are upset.

I know people get mad about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. We are for profit and we're trying to keep everyone employed. I know that sucks. The more you save, the more you save. People like that. What are you trying to do? This is our job. We are trying to, yes.

Yes. Also big as a chart. Has very generously offered $300 per member on the winning team. I've offered $1,000 to the MVP. To the MVP. So, this is our own pocket. I will be crowning the MVP based on just a random, whatever I feel, my eyeball test. Yeah.

Thousand dollars. I think people, yeah, defensive to get selfish at the end. Oh, I like that. Maybe I value on selfish play. Yeah. Can you win the MVP if you don't compete because you can't reach your toes? Actually, yes.

I'm going to say Max is eligible, depending on his performance, not on the court, but just the stuff you do off it. All right, I can reach my toes, memes, and want me to say that I can reach. OK, then you probably should have cut your nails. Jake, my whose back is sportsmanship. Oh, last week in San Antonio, Greg Popovich during Kauai Lenners free throws.

Yeah. Popped on the mic and he told the fans to stop booing. This was bad. It was such a loser move. He said that's not who we are. It was, it was a sportsmanship at his finest. It was the most coach K move I've ever seen from somebody who's not coach K. It was such a loser the ship out of its finest. It was the most coach K move I've ever seen from somebody who's not coach K

It was such a loser move. I hate it. I hate it It's so much and I don't hate pop, but I think I might have to start hating pop. It was bad It was really bad in fact it was it was so bad if I was a spurs fan I would have booed pop. Yes, telling me to stop booing. I know they the boo's intensified Good good good sports. It was in the middle of the two free throws. Yeah, good Pop, yeah, telling me to stop booing. I know they, the boo's intensified. Good, good, good sports. It was in the middle of the two free throws. Yeah, good.

Yeah, it was crazy story. Also, what if, what if Pop was just trying to psych Kwai out by like getting on the mic and be like, hey, I know all of you guys hate Kwai, because the way that he left, and he was kind of a jerk to you at the end, and I get why you're booing him and you all hate him, but please stop.

That's actually almost, that's, that's where sportsmanship than booing them I'd say. I'd agree. Maybe these are where sports are. I'd agree. All right, good show. We're gonna talk all the college football on Wednesday. We have Kirk Herbstreeton, which will be great.

And we have a lot to get to, because it was a hell of a Saturday for college football. Let's finish with numbers. Max, is there a chance maybe? This is all karma for you being a loser? Eight. Yeah. 50.

Oh, there is. OK, so you admit. I'm not that bad. Yeah, you admit. All right. 71. 3. 20.

What are urban chain? Shade. 10 for Shane. What was everyone's number? 7. Usually. I'm 20. 8. what's your number 15? One guy in San Diego San Diego I'll be you and my parents. I just came up to the table. Oh

Jake oh Jake's in let's go Go Jake 18 way to go Jake man new Jake I think you know a lot of people are winning this a lot on machine Oh, wait, Jason! Jason! Let's go! There you go, Jake. 18. Way to go, Jake. Man, new, Jake. I think. You know, a lot of people are winning this lot on machine.

Right. It's interesting. Oh, yeah, Jake, get ready for Max to figure out some way to discredit you. Congrats, Jake. Thank you. I'm happy for you, Jake. I'm pumped, right now. No, you're not.

No, you're not. You're a loser. You're a loser. You're a crybaby, and you're going to find a way No, you're not. No, you're not. You're a loser. You're a loser. You're a crybaby and you're going to find a way to make this illegitimate. I'm happy for Jake. I'm happy for Jake. I am happy for Jake. I was the first one to say I was happy for Jake.

But you are also going to be the first one to pull up footage and be like, this is illegal. Well, he doesn't press the button. So, you're going to find a way. Did he make it me? Did he make it me? I think he won't. I think he won't. I he waked I saw Jake making motion That's when I hit the button wrong that a fact watch it back

It's for me for the lighting machine too. Yeah, good job. Yeah, it's never been drawn. What a day. What a day? Let's go He was on the board Max hope your foot gets worse. Love you guys. I'm coming for you, I'm okay, needless to say I want to send you a smile, you've done a little bit Just learn and learn, my life is okay, say I'm for me At least I've let it to be safe and so, say I'm for me At least we're better to be safe with someone Come on We're on the day

We're on the day We're on the day We're on the day Good and true You're the dream Dreams that you can see Is it a lie home? Just a play that we really You're all the things I've got to remember

And you shine on You're the love we're coming with you anyway And you shine I'm on Will I be coming here anyway? And the shine I'm on Will I be coming here anyway? To come Take off the day To come Take off the day

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