Pardon My Take - NFL Week 13, Fastest 2 Minutes, Recapping Every Game And More Lottery Madness

Episode Date: December 7, 2020

We start Week 13 with Fastest 2 minutes of the week.  (2:30 - 8:22) Recapping Every NFL Game from a wild Sunday.  Chiefs Broncos (8:22 - 19:58) Saints, Falcons (19:58 - 27:44) Lions, Bears (27:44 - 32:01) Browns, Titans (32:01 - 39:36) Bengals, Dolphins (39:36 - 43:17) Jaguars, Vikings (43:17 - 52:41) Raiders, Jets  (52:41 - 64:20) Colts, Texans (64:20 - 71:19) Rams, Cardinals (71:19 - 77:57) Giants, Seahawks (77:57 - 84:07) Eagles, Packers,  (84:07 - 97:51) Patriots, Chargers (97:51 - 103:37 Football guy of the week (103:37 - 107:11) . Baby Bron of the week (107:11 - 110:08) . Recap of College Football Saturday and who's back of the week (110:08 - 129:29) . Plus we go 2 for 2 in lottery machine in the last 2 with a wild ending.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part in my take, week 13, a wild, awesome, witching hour. And week 13, we recap every single game. We give you a little Coach of the Year. We give you the new proclaimed Hugh Jackson Award, the worst Coaches of the Year. We have every single game. Carson Wentz gets benched. Looks like the Patriots are back. The Bears are a joke of a franchise. The Rams are looking for real. The Browns. Yes, the Browns. If you are a Browns fan, today is your day. We talk about the Browns and get very excited for the Browns. We have Football Guy of the Week. We do a little college football talk,

Baby Braun and Who's Back of the Week, a packed Monday show. We love Football Mondays and we love our sponsor Cash App. We're always brought to you by the Cash App. We're in the Cash App Studio right now. Go download the Cash App. Use code BARSTULE. You get $10 for free, $10 for the ASPCA. Download it, download it, download it. The Cash App is the best app out there. It links directly to your bank account. You can buy stock with it. You can send money to friends and family. You can do everything with the Cash App. The Cash App is the absolute best. We love the Cash App. Go download it right now. Also, if you have a Cash Tag, Cash App is doing more Twitch stuff. We're going to be doing more Twitch live streams with Cash App in 2021.

They're giving away free money every single time we do a live stream and you won't be able to get it unless you have a Cash Tag. Go download the Cash App right now. Get free money. If you had bad weekend, if you lost a little money maybe here and there, get that free money with the Cash App. Go download it right now. You get $10 for free, $10 to the ASPCA App Store or Google Play Store today with the Cash App. Okay, let's go. The Cash App. Go download it right now. You get $10 free, $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Monday, December 7th, week 13. We start in the Meadowlands where the Jets got raided on their way to Little St. Jameson Crowder Island and got hung up in cell abrasion as necktie Johnson couldn't choke

out the young Vegas defense when he had a chance. The tank continues to roll on as the Jets fall to 0 and 12 and the Raiders creamed the Poo Tank Clan one last time as Darren said, car rules everything around me. Get the money. Walla Walla bills y'all. The Raiders. 31 Jets 28. In the NFC North, the Vikings welcome the Jaguars and Mike John Glennon refused to say let it be as they took a shot in the back after being distracted by DJ Turk David Chapman. Oh no. Justin Jefferson Davis made the Jacksonville defense look like a Confederacy of Dunces as a Jaguar still refused to end Doug Morone's Bronx Tale telling him now you can't leave. In overtime, Mike Hans Zimmer composed a score when he needed one the most as Dan Christian Bailey prevented another dark night

in Minnesota with an overtime chip shot. The Vikings 27. The Jaguars 24. In Nash Vegas where Corey Miles Davis was dressed up in all blues but it was the Titans performance that left the fans kind of blue on Sunday. Derek Thierry Henry tried to deploy his full arsenal but it was Tottenham that won 2-0 in the North London Dobby and that was talking soccer. Donovan fostered the People's Jones or as my good friend Gus Johnson says, Donovan, People's Jones proved that the Indie score wasn't a fluke and Cody Parkes pumped up kicks went 7 for 7. The Cleveland Browns have 9 wins 41. Titans 35. The Browns 9. The Cleveland Browns. Am I reading this right? Wake me up, Deej. Don and Houston were chagged Chris Hansen told the Colts to take a seat after

they got caught watching Cutie's score but it was just a minor inconvenience as T.Y. Milton Bradley had seen that before. Before? Before? Rodrigo, no you suck my Blankenship. After a top loss last week the Colts were able to whip out their alley cocks and drop it on the AFC South table. Please make sure to Frank, rank, comment, and subscribe as the Colts are back in the driver's seat. Colts 20 cents, the Houston Texans 20. What's up YouTubers? In Chicago where interim head coach Darryl Matthew Bevilak was trying to become a made man tasked with moving the Wobistics for the Lions offense. The Bears tried to go buck wild cherry singing, Hey, you're a crazy Mitch, you fuck up so good you keep dropping it. Talking about back breaking fumbles there,

Deej. Jim Carry-on Johnson made the Bears defense look like LaHoo Zuhers as not even Cole Comet detectives. Fourth quarter touchdown could help the Bears to a win after John Penisini that's literally his name boom found himself laying flassantly on top of a ball to secure Lions victory. Lions 34, Bears 30, they suck. In Miami there was some pregame misinformation as to whether or not two and non Tagalivoa would make the start and bring the storm. Miles Carroll Gaskin put the Bengal Tigers to sleep with 141 off-purpose yards and Brandon Walker Allen and the Bengals lost their tipper getting into a shoving match with the Dolphins, but it was Mike Kiseki bump who had a nose for the end zone. Not the first time a dolphin did a little yay there,

huh? And Miami stays rolling 19 to 7. Standing on the corner, James Winston down in Ola, such a fine sight to see. No dink win, my lord, they got Raheem Morse crawling deep off to Calvin Ridley. Come on, Peyton, you should put the grade in. Hill's going to heaven, James Worship Satan. In Los Angeles where Casey Anthony Lynn got away with murder last week as he's trying to stunk the growth of his young star. Nikhil Bakhari was a rock star and bought a bathroom. He could play football in and a king-sized dub big enough his 10 teammates plus him.

Cam Newtoni Halk has done a complete 180 for the Patriots season, getting them back to 500. Patriots 45, San Diego Supertargers 0. We finish out in Seattle where Golden Inima of the Tate did all the small things right and Blink 182 Martinez was catching things and eating Carlos Hodge. Giant fans are saying I miss you to Daniel Jones while Quote McCoy said watch my age again and a touching tribute to my good friend Kurt Cobain. Seahawks fans are playing Jamal Adams song as they haven't reached Nirvana yet dropping an inexcusable loss to the New York football giant the G-men 17 the Seahawks 12. All right week 13 that was the fastest two minutes in sports

presented by whoop the fitness membership service that provides 24-7 personalized insights that makes it the perfect tool to help you train for whatever you have going on in your life. We recorded this segment using the whoop live feature in the app so check out our Instagram to see one of the many ways whoop gives membership features to help them better understand their bodies. Right now whoop is offering their best deal of the year join whoop today for zero dollars when you sign up for their six month membership go to whoop.com to check it out sleep better recover faster train smarter this season and beyond with whoop whoop is a great sponsor of ours if you want to get in tune maybe you have a new year's resolution coming up whoop is the way to go

whoop.com right now check it out whop.com okay week 13 holy fuck that was an awesome week not the best when we were going into it but the greatest witching hour we've had all year we're going to get to every single game we start with Sunday night football drew lock pick at I know I'm this is about yeah I'm not you already said like no you don't believe just hearing that yeah just prompted me to viscerally to apologize to say I'm not no I will never apologize for a take one should not apologize for what our gut tells us to do that's why it's our gut feeling drew lock I am I'm ready to abandon I'm not apologize I'm ready to abandon my drew lock take the moxie take please advise me for the most elegant way I can dismount

from that take without admitting I was wrong about it um okay uh I was not surrounded with enough talent he's got a ton of talent around yeah I wouldn't go that route uh I would say uh you know he's football young go football well he's football young also he has to play Patrick Mahomes twice every year that's tough mazuz not really known for this type of thing yeah he didn't have enough prep in college playing under the big spotlight yes okay exactly drew lock I'll say something nice about drew lock it doesn't matter that he sucks it doesn't matter that he threw a couple picks tonight it doesn't matter that he misses wide open guys he's still gonna be cocky he did the fucking Hulk Hogan here to have like to what like 10 percent of the crowd yeah he has not

beaten the Chiefs in his career he did the Hulk Hogan here he is he's a visor guy too he's a visor big red flag I had I known that going into this I would have never gone the moxie route with him he's your friend after like you know like maybe like a little scuffle at the bar and he's like I would have fucked those guys up like no dude you got like you have a black eye yeah your shirt is ripped you have a black eye we might have taken you to the hospital he's like no no no no I had that shit he has so much confidence I don't even I actually don't usually what happens with quarterbacks is when they suck when they truly start to suck I start to actually like the human side of me kicks in and I'm like man I kind of feel bad for this kid I don't feel bad for drew lock

because I don't think drew lock even knows he sucks drew lock is in the locker room right now being like yo if that game lasted five more minutes we would have fucked him up like we had him yeah that last picks on me but listen I had them I was starting to see it I'm telling you right now they don't want to see us in the playoffs and then and then someone's like uh like no offense like hey drew like we're not going to the playoffs what are you talking about three weeks ago yeah what are you talking about we're going to the playoffs bro uh to go off your take of the fight the fight guy who won't admit that he got his ass he's also he's that guy but he's also like let's go out to another bar after that fight yeah see we get some chicks his night isn't done

right after that fight he's like let's keep this going after party I feel like this night has only begun begun to rock he's bleeding out of his mouth he's like you guys want to play some pong he's like let's do some shots yeah yeah so you're right that it's kind of fun watching him because you're right he does not understand he doesn't he thinks he like owned him and I kind of respect that in a weird way um but the chief it actually could have been a lot worse than it was well no this was I kind of uh saw this one coming just because Vic Fangio is such a good defensive coach and if you want the first game that the chiefs in Broncos played the bronco the chiefs killed them but it was weird shit it was pick six it was punt return so like it's actually Drew

Locke is kind of the difference between the Broncos being able to win a game like this because they actually do have some talent like they have a great defensive coach they have some nice young weapons you know uh Melvin Gordon looked good tonight but they're still the chiefs and I do think the chiefs are in that like a little bit of cruise control where they'll just they'll do enough to win but they don't have to they don't have to expend all the energy like yeah Mike Travis Kelsey in the post game you see that yeah he didn't know who he was playing he was like yeah credit to the Raiders yeah so they beat they're just kind of going out there and they beat the Raiders twice this year only lost to him once Mike Francesa said that uh he's disgusted by the chiefs on field

actions at times because there's so much in cruise control yeah they're undisciplined according to Francesa and then the other side of the pendulum the other king-state kings Skip Baila said Tebow would have won this game. Tebow would not have thrown two interceptions to safeties he would have thrown two interceptions like defensive linemen right trying to throw a screen pass that's a little bit different takes away the speed of the return game on that one uh I have a take on on no offent I think that no offent is going to be an awesome tight end when he goes to his second team yes he's gonna that dude is like he's he is baby Eric Ebron he's baby Ebron in the fact that like he's got all the physical tools he's just waiting he's good he's waiting

for somebody that are like a decent offense that can get him the ball occasionally but um yeah Tyreek Hill did the backflip into the end zone again which is always sweet we didn't count didn't count but it was still sweet uh he was wearing a bandana that went down to his numbers which at first I didn't like I was like what's up with that it's like if you're gonna have something on the back of jersey have to be something sweet like a hoodie but he just had a do-rag coming out the back of his helmet then I realized it's perfect because if somebody tries to tackle you by that it just slides right off like a lizard's tail it's true and you escape it's it's actually a genius move by Tyreek Hill but that catch that you had in the first half holy shit it didn't

count that didn't count either random out there and punted when he could have taken to play a game and that also those are the type of plays that when the chiefs do get those that breaks the other team and it's like the game flow is completely different right you can't give them a fluky touchdown yeah even even the even the Broncos hanging around like you knew they were gonna hang around when they kick an extra or they kick a field goal miss a field goal to end the half the chiefs didn't have 28 seconds which the chiefs it's actually perfect that Andy Reed now has a quarterback that defies like time he's a time snatcher Andy reads one thing that he's never been able to figure out is time and now he has Patrick Holmes where Patrick Holmes gets the ball

back with 28 seconds and we're all sitting here being like they left him too much time like that actually is way too much time so but the Broncos playing a good enough defense that they don't score and they only get a field goal that told you right there like oh they're gonna be in this for the whole game because that is such a chiefs moment where they break your back score a touchdown and you're like what the fuck just happened yeah the chiefs they're not they're not dominating like they have in the past but I still think they're gonna be fine they just have too much divisional games don't count the same in my mind when like if a team doesn't dominate the chiefs not dominating the Broncos you see them twice a year it's just you know each other better like I

just I just think that it always is different that's why Mike McCarthy says they matter so much more and if you win those games then you end up winning your division yeah there was there were a couple weird things with the time-snatching so there was obviously the Tyreek Hill touchdown catch that wasn't when he thought the ball hit the ground and then Andy goes out there and punts when normal Andy Reid calls a timeout just for the fuck of it just for like it's actually just a point in the game where Andy would have naturally called a timeout for no reason it's it's and then he'd have more time to look at the at the replay of it it's literally Andy Reid's catch my breath yeah he calls timeout sometimes to be like hold on give me a sec like I'll catch up in a second guys yeah some

coaches call timeouts to think it over right it's always like the biggest waste of a timeout and he just calls the timeout to like get a little bit of oxygen going but um there was that and then there was the field goal that wasn't for the Chiefs briefly did you see the delay of game yeah win the the long snapper had the ball in his hand with one second on the play clock and they called him for delay of game there Alex camp Alex camp we talked about it last week same Alex camp this group of refs hates points hates it hates they hate putting their arms above their head I bet I'm not an under guy I told you all week tell me who that tell me who Alex camp is is going to be repping I will take the under that Tyree kill flip touchdown that was a phantom hold

like Alex camp steals points Jake make sure a Monday morning you tell me exactly who he's repping I will take the under again I'm gonna chase this guy around he's a point van yeah he really is he's an energy and a point van so um I just had this thought we watched a lot of football big cat we watched a lot of sports in general every other sport they have a clock that has decimal points on it when it comes to the end of the game because we'll talk about the falcon saints later but there was a play at the end of that falcon saints game where the ball hit the ground and there was one second left but you can only add time back on according to Mike Pereira if there are two seconds left baseball doesn't see it baseball yeah baseball doesn't have a clock

they just got like when joe west dies that's when major league baseball is over yep but in most sports you have a clock that has decimal points why doesn't football I like decimal points I kind of like that we don't just cut and dry it's either one or zero yeah I kind of like we don't Roger Goddell cares about the details he cares about decimal points when it comes to melvin gordon's blood alcohol content no because that's that's something that we just have to have to get mad at you get you get angry at it I I kind of appreciate the idea of it being like it's either one or zero right there's no that's a fine way of thinking about things so I like that but when it comes down to an end game scenario or something like a delay of game that's not I feel like more

details are usually better than few yeah nah fuck it I mean we we still can't always get like a direct right down the line the the uh end zone line camera angle that's true like we don't have a chip in the ball and they still bring out they still bring out the card to put in between the ball and the chain like these are things that we just need we need to keep it keep it old school okay oh yes if you when you when you put it that way I'm kind of on board with the fact that it's like it's a football guy I think to not care about decimals yeah right let's not get crazy about it yeah um all right that's too close to math right right no by the way did you see do you see what some fan did with the crop circle Andy Reid no somebody made a giant crop circle look it up right

now like out in a read out in a wheat field which is probably as close as Andy Reid's ever gotten to a vegetable in his life but it's just a giant picture of Andy Reid's face out in the middle of a field somewhere I love it I fucking love it oh this is sick that's pretty sweet isn't yeah it's probably offensive to Andy Reid like being like an Andy Reid made out of vegetables yeah you don't want that it's like putting blues areas like this isn't gonna work or duals bottles yes this isn't gonna work all right let's get to the rest of the Sunday slate we will start in chronological order we will start with Saints Falcons Saints Falcons these two teams don't like each other they hate each other the Taysum Hill game this was the game that uh Sean Peyton

basically is saying Taysum Hill is my future quarterback he played like a quarterback he played like he played like a good quarterback he had two touchdown passes his first since he was like a senior in college being 31 years old 49 games that he's played in the NFL hasn't had a touchdown pass a late bloomer if you will and he had two today in the rivalry game 10 for 12 passing on third downs of the Mormons this was this was essentially Sean Peyton being like yo we're good with Taysum Hill going forward this is why I wanted to keep him around sorry James Winston uh your shit out of luck but Taysum Hill is our guy and listen Drew Brees broke 11 ribs it came out again I I swear to God he keeps breaking more and more ribs until they're all

broken but it was still 11 it was 11 earlier but every time you hear 11 ribs it sounds like there's an excellent because as far as I knew until like a week ago the human body had like eight or 12 I thought 12 this morning it turns out it's 24 so he broke almost half of his ribs but the Saints are now eight no straight up eight no against the spread without Drew Brees in the last two years and that's according to their defense because their defense is incredible I got a couple stats for you that show how incredible they are the Saints have now gone 13 straight games without allowing a 125 yard rusher okay so what they don't teams don't really rush like they used to the Saints have gone 15 straight games without allowing a 300 yard passer that's crazy that is

pretty insane their defense is playing at an all-time level they're they're they're suffocating opponents they held uh the Falcons basically to field goals all game until the end uh they're actually their Falcons fourth quarter touchdown was the first time in 42 drives that the Saints defense had given up a touchdown that's crazy yeah you always think about the Saints as being an offensive football team that's just because our brains are stuck in like the late 2000s like Oregon yeah yeah you see those uniforms and you're like okay especially like if they're wearing the all whites you're like they're gonna put up 40 points but no you're right their defense is awesome um Sean Payton should get more conversation for the coach of the year he should oh I have cool I have

later people should talk about Sean Payton as he's in the hunt right now for the year if we were to make like a giant Steve Kornaki whiteboard and try to do our presentation on it he's he's having my top four you want to do it now I think he should be all right now my top four but it's only because they they seem to do this when Drew Brees gets hurt like it happened last year yep they don't really miss a step okay my top four we'll do it now uh number one Kevin Stefanski Cleveland Browns agreed number two Brian Flores Miami Dolphins number three I mean the dolphins have been bad forever he's basically turned this thing around he leapfrogged Mike Tomlin in my own because of what he did when he tried to fight the entire Cincinnati Bengals today correct I love

seeing that out of a head coach number three Mike Tomlin number four you're not gonna like you gotta say Joe judge it's Joe judge but I'm okay with that because Joe judge he's a football guy he's a football guy he's an interim head coach that happens to have like a four-year contract number five Bill Belichick because this might be his best coaching job ever oh it's without a doubt his best coaching job of all time but yeah yeah I guess Sean Payton would Sean Payton's not gonna win it because it's like it's like Andy Reid you know what I mean like the team was expected to be good unless you're undefeated like Mike Tomlin you and coming off a year where you know the Steelers didn't make the playoffs last year it's hard to win coach the year after a year where you were good

and you've been good for a very long time but I agree Sean Payton is you know whatever top five coach in the league right usually usually the coach of the year goes to the most improved team right year after year and yeah with the Saints it's like you expect them to be winning the NFC South or at least like in contention to win the NFC South every single year but I think that he should be in the conversation yeah so nine in a row for the Saints ten and two they're playing for the one-seat they're in the driver's seat for the one-seat right now even though they lost the Packers the Packers have three losses can we say can we ask this question are they peeking too early that is a good question that is a really good question and that's that's the perfect question

asked because then if they lose in like a freak play in the playoffs or by a blatantly blowing saw coming you'd be like hey I called this back in early December when they were almost too good and unfortunately for the Falcons you kind of aren't part of the storyline anymore yeah because like you're right you fired your coach they got boring pretty quickly right you fired your coach you played okay football you were you were in this game but yeah you're not really uh sorry you're just not part of the storyline I would have liked to see the Falcons kick a sad fuel goal at the end of the game to lose by like 19 or do something crazier like give up a fourth quarter lead but none of that happened it was just like a normal team losing a game which I guess if you're a Falcons

fan you'll take that yes this is a pretty average loss in the NFL absolutely uh it's crazy that Young Way Koo they threw this that out out there he's never missed from 50 or 50 plus that's nuts so they're nuts this is a good team that could use like a short range specialist yes absolutely I didn't think of that but that's exactly where everyone's head should go so here's here's the answer to your question if the Saints beat the Chiefs in two weeks they will officially have peaked too early yep that will be the official moment where it's like nope can't have that peaked too early the the the Saints are going to fall apart in the playoffs because they've already done their best football they would yeah they've spent all their emotion on that big game against the Chiefs

one encouraging thing if you're a Saints fan is the return of captain slant Michael Thomas is back to balling out again I guess you know that has a lot to do with the quarterback that's passing ball if you have Taysum Hill typically he's not going to be able to work those he doesn't Taysum doesn't really run a west coast offense no he's not your ideal quarterback for that type of game but when they are using him it looks like he's back to his old self he tweeted something out earlier today it was along the lines of I've recalibrated myself and now I'm thankful for the system that's around me so Michael Thomas has humbled himself okay after punching CD do's in the face yes also something to watch just in the tickler file I can't remember who tweeted it came

across my timeline but someone was like is does Taysum Hill have really short legs and a really long torso something to just look into I'll look into might have been just the black pants I think I know where that's coming from though and that's he always runs with that tilt yes so his upper body is tilted forward yeah he's always even when he's going to pass the ball he's he looks like he's going to run it for seven yards which actually that's I think that's the correct way to run like if you everyone pretty much like universally runs the wrong way I mean I know speaking for myself I always run however I can make it so my tits don't jiggle as much yeah but I'm pretty sure you are supposed to run a little forward yeah ideally have you ever actually looked at yourself running

it's bad so whenever I'm outside I see somebody run by me I look at him and I'm like well that person's got a really fucked up run you know they do the thing where their legs go out to the side at their knees yeah I'm like what a loser I can't believe they run like that and then one time I saw myself running and I'm like that's gross that's fucking disgusting no you can't you can never look at yourself run uh no I mean I love to you know see people when I go get my donuts on Saturday morning see people running being like look at this slow poke yeah I go just house a bunch of donuts it looks like a really easy way to get hurt yeah yeah don't run never run you're looking for oh yeah go ahead even Ruiz watching oh okay there you go shout out Steven Ruiz yes so yeah I I came across

my timeline I was like you know what I didn't think about this but I think you're right I think Taysom Hills got really short legs somehow somehow some way um all right next up sorry Falcons fans just not part of it uh Lions Bears let's talk about your bears they are a bad coached football team they suck they're terrible the defense has quit which I give them full uh allowance to do so because I would have quit a long time ago if I were this defense they have quit the situation in football terrible mischievous he wasn't even that bad today but that fumble is inexcusable uh Alan Robinson going not reaching for the sticks at the end David Monk like the imagination of an offensive wizard to just be like all right we need one yard let's just

fucking plow it ahead with no offensive line I hate everyone the only good thing that came out of this game was I think a loss like that where it's you're up 10 at home with the ball at the 50 yard line in five minutes left and you somehow find a way to lose fire everyone and it has to be fire everyone and speaking of coach of the year might I remind you that Matt Nagy won coach of the year in 2018 that's incredible which means it's a completely bullshit uh thing and who the fuck cares because guess who came in second that year Anthony Lynn Jesus Christ that is going to be the funniest but Anthony was probably a first-year head coach too right thank you Anthony Lynn usually one and two coach of the year 2018 usually there are a lot of first-year head coaches

involved in that conversation yes because nobody knows what they're going to do and so you get a coach like Matt Nagy and everybody is like dumbfounded by his offense even though it's the most predictable thing uh they don't have any tape to know exactly how predictable it's going to be right so in his first year it takes the league by storm it's just it's it's a bad coach team it's a bad football team they've lost six in a row no five in a row and the worst part is and we'll get to the nfc playoff picture like eight and eight nine and seven nine and seven we'll get to the playoffs the nfc this year it falls off a deep end because of how bad the nfc east is collectively and then you pick off each division winner and then it just falls off I mean

the Cardinals lost the Vikings are now six and six in it so the Bears have a completely winnable game that they're up all game and they've totally you know pissed down their legs in the most important moment you're if you're mischievous you cannot take that fumble you cannot have that fumble happen if you're Alan Robinson you have to reach for the sticks all these little things combined and a totally winnable game you piss it away fire everyone the franchise is a joke I'm so sick of it it doesn't even hurt like that didn't even hurt because witching hour was so crazy I just looked up and I was like are you lost in the sauce a little bit like that the ending of that game kind of paled in comparison to some of the other crazy-ass innings that we saw it's actually a good

thing that the Jets ending happened the way that it did because it totally took all the distraction away from the Bears it sucks for you it sucks but that Matt Patricia got fired the week before that you need to come back in the fourth quarter against him yeah because this was Daryl shout out Daryl Bevel like I don't I mean he kind of just let the Bears be the Bears there but uh yeah he that was like the most anti-lions win ever yeah it was crazy and Peterson he did have his customary 3.5 yards and he always beats the Bears and Matt Stafford always lights the Bears up like what do you have like 400 yards passing the defense quit now I'm fine with it I'm fine with the defense quitting I have no problem with the defense quitting I just here here's where I'm at

with the Bears and this is the dangerous territory is that you if I can't be hurt that means I'm apathetic I've I've I've calloused over to the point where a loss like that doesn't even stun me because I just know it's a bad coach football team in a in a poor fundamentals and situational football is not addressed and like all these things so apathy is when it actually gets to be the worst apathy means that you got to fire everyone because if you're mad it means that you care right and I still care but I just like it was to be expected the way this kind of fell apart like you looked up and the Bears were in cruise control all game you looked up and you're like oh they're gonna fucking lose this game because they're a joke of a franchise I

think what Matt Peters approved is that coaching football is actually harder than rocket science yes once and for all it's put an into that age old debate 2018 coach of the year Matt Nagy runner up Anthony Lynn unreal both probably gonna get fired uh all right next up let's talk about a good football team the Cleveland Browns yes the Cleveland Browns have officially had their statement win this was an ass kicking these Cleveland Browns and when I say these I mean the Cleveland Browns that we saw today these Cleveland Browns can win the Super Bowl they're not gonna play they're not gonna play like this yes this isn't the Cleveland Browns it's a team if you score on your first six possessions every game you could win the Super Bowl I'm not talking there I'm not talking about

the Cleveland Browns I'm saying these Cleveland Browns would win the Super Bowl they were that was the funnest half of football that I've seen all year from any team I think it was an ass kicking like a true ass kicking you know look at the score and you'll say 41 35 I'm like oh it must have been no no it was an ass kicking the Titans came back because that's kind of only the logical thing that would happen in that situation it was almost like Mario Kart getting a lightning in eighth place like the Titans were going to score a few touchdowns but this game was an out and out asking six straight scores to start the game they completely bottled up Derek Henry made him fumble for the first time in a really long time by the way side note I love it when announcers say this

player takes a lot of pride in not fumbling yeah I know I I know it it doesn't really meet anything but when they single a player out and say that about him I feel good I'm like that guy that guy likes details right Ezekiel Elliott takes a lot of pride in fumbling yeah Derek Carr a lot of pride in fumbling yeah he washes his hand in butter so it does happen but Baker was phenomenal Baker had four touchdowns he was sick and this is also like these are the games I think we all know kind of what Baker is now he is a good quarterback that can play great at times but he's good he's not he's not gonna be I don't think Baker will ever be a top five quarterback of the league but you can win with Baker may feel oh yeah I think he's a very good quarterback yeah and and it's

great to see Baker happy because when I see sad Baker sad Baker just makes everybody sad absolutely there's just there's no wind in his sails he's drooped over he does things like he wears that giant trench coat where he looks like uh both a homeless person who murdered somebody and the detective who's been hired to catch him at the same time when he's happy and he's like skanking down the field and high stepping that's that's fucking fun to watch and I want to give credit massive credit to Billy football for pointing this out like a month and a half ago two months that Derek Henry not a great short yardage back at times there were like three or four times when he got the ball and he got hit in the backfield today and like Billy said he's got his

legs are too long they're they're a giant target the fourth and we should tackle yeah the fourth and one actually kind of changed the course of the game yeah because that was you know it was in the first quarter and the titans go forward fourth and one the browns then stop them and go right back down and score again and you blink and it's like a 14 point game out of nowhere and then just the route was on uh so the browns nine wins they have hit their over uh for the vegas prop um this is now so in the last 13 years they're now three and 10 for hitting the over in the prop that's awesome so good for them also just a shout out again nick chubb white teller we've talked about these guys so nick chubb is an one of the best running backs white teller one of the best guards the

browns are seven and one with those two guys two and two without they make a huge huge difference and yeah this is the statement win like cleveland brown fans should wake up this morning and be as happy as they have been if you are a 30 year old cleveland browns fan this might actually be the happiest you've ever woken up oh it might be because the last time you made the playoffs was 2016 years ago two two i want to say i think 2004 maybe 2004 i think they made it one other time find a jake uh but yeah this is this is awesome for the city so yeah you're like 12 years old i would encourage any team anybody that's looking for a bandwagon team jump on the browns bandwagon because they're they're fun to watch when they play well they've got a good defense at times

when miles garret's playing i should preface it by saying like miles garret being on the field makes a giant oh yeah giant oh yeah so did he have the cocoa or did he just uh did was he always had it i think he had it and i think it might have been like he had maybe symptoms i don't know he felt like he was out and there wasn't a lot of talk about well i guess he's not gonna have a playoff he's not gonna have it again which is good you got it 2002 lost wild card playoffs at sealers 3633 tim couch that was yeah there's a tim couch kelly hole but davis been that long it's been that long office of coordinator bruce arian's so yeah so shout out i want to say it's the longest but it might be the box the box might be the longest the box haven't made the

playoffs in a while are you sure the box haven't made the playoffs on a really long time that would be crazy i feel like i want it i think the yeah he'll get the droughts he'll get the droughts bucks have been not in the playoffs for a very long time as well but but yeah cleveland be happy this is the happiest you've been in a very long time don't let anyone talk shit about your football team you're a good football team and who the fuck knows bucks oh three so so it was one year after so yeah the box that's a long time right i didn't realize that no i would have guessed much much later yeah the box have been very bad for a very long time as well so uh our in-house browns fan jeff d lowe was uh what's the word apocalyptic apoplectic apoplectic so in this game the browns

browns fans have been burned before i get that bucks oh seven okay seven okay but i i think i understand that's right they got beat by the washington football team yeah that was 05 07 was wildcard to giants got it that was christ sims i think both christ sims yeah he's really an elite quarterback um yes so jeff d lowe uh was sitting next to me as he often does on sundays and he was they were up 20 in the fourth quarter and he was like if the titan scores a 13 point game so he was freaking out the whole time and as he's freaking out everything he was freaking out about happened to the bears and i was like well that's just because you know what it sucks to say the bears go to the playoffs like the bears sprout up every you know 10 years with the decent team that's

probably the only difference between the bears and the browns yeah 85 and then the bears have like every 10 years where they're like they're eight to ten years where they're like oh here are the bears but other than that they both kind of stink as franchises i'll admit that yeah but it's it's funny watching certain browns fans think like okay this is going to happen i've read this book a million times before we're about to blow a huge fourth quarter lead why can't things ever be easy for us it's like we're up 20 points against the tennessee that's pretty easy on the road that's that's as easy as you could have hoped for about this game so yeah the browns are such a fun team to watch i'm i'm rooting for the browns in the fc browns in the bills kevin stafansky coach of the year yeah

should definitely be in there uh but yeah awesome game for the browns the statement when we've kind of all been waiting for where you know they they beat the cults who are a good team playoff team but this was the game where especially with the titans what they did to the cults last week and the titans are back to i think we did we i think we said it on friday but the titans are officially just i don't i'm not even gonna call them frauds they're gonna be a tough out in january but i do not trust them whatsoever i think mike variable probably wants to fight his entire team right now yeah because they weren't physical and he should yeah the boys you don't get bullied like i were the boys i would get my fighting gloves on right now shout out the boys yeah i would

fight all the boys yeah interns everyone men vs boys yeah guys football guys football guys football boys and we're not going to fight them no i would never but i'm a quaker someone should all right next up billy anything okay uh next up bangles dolphins uh the game that red zone forgot yep nothing happened literally forgot that this game was on tua played that was nice there was a fight his agent before the game accidentally tweeted out or i guess he put on facebook because he's 90 years old but he said that tua was going to be playing so he's going to go down to the game watch and play he immediately deleted that facebook post and then re put it up and said like i'm going to go down there and watch dolphins because who knows what could happen

and so he kind of let the cat out of the bag but really it didn't really it didn't matter at all because the dolphins are a good team the bangles are not a good team and um the dolphins still very much in the playoff picture yeah and i don't so we watched some of this game and the fight was cool too the fight was cool seeing brian floris run onto the field and having like a budget 300 pound guys have to hold them back yeah i'm trying to fight the entire opposing team i love to see that it also i mean the the reason why we didn't see red zone is that uh the bangles scored like a really long touchdown early and that was it for them the dolphins kicked a bunch of field goals like no huddle tua works whatever was the beginning of the game the first half didn't

really work and i guess i guess really all you're rooting for right now because two is still i mean it's the sixth game uh you just hope that brian floris doesn't have to pull him again yeah i don't think he might keep doing that i think brian floris likes pulling him i think i think in his mind he's like he gets off on it he gains a little bit of cred in locker room when he shows that he's not afraid to take out his number two or no uh what was he number six fifth the second overall quarterbacks yes he's not afraid to do something crazy and take him out put the wily old veteran in yeah and so the dolphins though so this one was a game they should have won one you know i again red zone completely forgot it the gauntlet starts down though they have the chiefs next

patriots at raiders at bills if the dolphins want to be considered real uh and real is is a subjective term here because they're building something they're not like no one's like hey the dolphin they win the super but the dolphins if they go two and two down this stretch people will be talking about the dolphins going like that would be a ten and six in a in playing four good teams and winning two of those games you'd have to you have no choice but to respect the dolphin so i'm excited to see how they do in this four game stretch i think that they're not they're not a real team yet they're a dangerous team the dolphins are their team that you don't want to play right now here's the one thing uh that's good for them they have the chiefs in the patriots at home

which i i just always assume the dolphins have a huge home advantage in december when cold weather teams go there and like sweat for the first time in two months they're like this is new i think it might be the opposite i think the teams might be just super excited to go to my party party well now what are the um what's the situation with the cap and the dolphins because i could see miami being like a free agent destination this offseason really anytime that the dolphins are halfway decent with an okay quarterback i assume that players will be lining up to go play in miami well guess what they do have i think two maybe three draft picks this year so they have the texas right do they have uh how many do they have two first round picks and two second round picks

coming up the dolphins are gonna be good yeah like this is they are doing everything right to build a franchise if and now it all hinges on tua because you can do everything right and if the quarterback is not the guy then you are chasing that uh mistake forever bears uh so two you better hope two is the guy but if two is the guy the dolphins have done everything right and they will be a force to be reckoned with going forward i think two is a guy we'll see if he's a guy all right next up jaguars vikings this game was sloppy frustrating ridiculous the jaguars fought mike glennon like not terrible mike glennon took the jaguars 80 yards or whatever it was to tie the game uh and then of course there was an interception and overtime i i don't really know what to make

of the vikings because it feels like they're just in the like last week they were in that game against panthers where they win that game coming back they lose to the cowboys they're six and six and right now could easily get into the playoffs but no one trusts them and when they use dalvin cook they look awesome and when they don't they look terrible i think the vikings kind of take on the personality of whatever team they're playing against yeah they just match in mere personality like andy bernard and mike lennon yeah he was he was okay he was electric today he wasn't great but he definitely gives rg3 a run for his money when it comes to like figuring out who the biggest spaz in the league is right glennon is a total spaz when he's on the

field when he runs he looks like he's gonna get broken in half sometimes it looks like he's just gonna fall down backwards like he slipped on a banana peel by mistake he he'll throw it to any linebacker that he sees and he fumbles all the time he's fun to watch he's one of those uh runners that he will run at like the absolute like every other outlet has been exhausted he does not want to run no he runs you know he physically just he has to run because there's 17 guys about to to take his head off then and only then will he run yeah his body is not meant to run his body is to stand tall in a pocket and deliver a strong pass but yeah it's like it's like watching a worm fly he he does not look comfortable at all he's he's run first quarterbacks he's run last quarter

yes very very very last option as last as they get we also had we had a ton of just really hilariously weird quarterbacks starting this week i don't want to say like the worst quarterbacks that we've ever seen in one week no definitely don't say that but we've been way worse yeah way worse but we had a lot of weird ones like brandon allen uh glennon we had just i mean we had Kendall hitting last week so yeah but some hill qualifies as weird i think still so kurt cousins let's give kurt cousins a shout out uh he is playing well kurt cousins i will delete the tweet where he's called you a fucking asshole uh somewhere around like two o'clock in the afternoon for a small price but last five games kurt cousins 14 touchdowns two interceptions 288 yards a game he's playing well

he is playing well um he still makes kurt cousins type mistakes every now and then that uh that picks six to start the second half was like oh god here we go kurt cousins what are you doing but the vikings fight they fight and they don't give up and like when dalvin cook is going they they are a little bit scary and jesson jefferson so jesson jefferson is now uh second all time in rookie receivers uh for yards through the first 12 games odell was number one jesson jefferson anquan bolden randy moss number four that's pretty good territory yeah no he's having a better rookie year than randy moss did in minnesota which is i mean anytime you say that you're doing something right and he's uh well i guess through this amount of games he's still

ahead of josh gordon but that one year that josh gordon had it's just rookie this is rookie years so this is uh it just made me think though like what randy moss what a rookie randy moss would do today's nfl if he had a good quarterback yeah like today's interference rules you know 22 years ago the league was very very different i think i think about like the the number one receiver 22 years ago would land somewhere like 1300-1400 yards now it's like 1700-1800 yards yeah he'd be in baby brawn territory week in and week out actually you know we always say like uh if kairi erving existed in the 1920s they think he was a witch or something like that yep i i think that if randy moss existed now with the same skill set he would be so good that we would think he was a witch

in today's nfl we should just every now and then just put in a reminder like remind everyone that randy moss is the greatest and it was insane watching him when he burst on the scene yeah like that offense was fucking ridiculous and he i mean he not to bring it back to the patriots but he like reversed on the scene yeah with the patriots yeah that was also as electric to watch like he when he started with the patriots he was like he was considered washed up kind of yeah because the raiders was in between right yeah and the raiders was a like the raiders randy moss was not not a good scene no no he just he just smoked weed and fished all day when he was an oakland that's that's it and then yeah he got back randy moss was one of those guys when you'd watch him run

you'd think he wasn't running fast at all oh yeah in reality he was the fastest player on the he looked like he was jogging and he was running by everyone else yep effortless stride length stride length uh the vikings schedule coming up so there's six and six i actually do think eight and eight can make the playoffs with the way the cardinals are playing uh and with the way the bears have just fallen off and maybe the 49ers will get back into it we'll see them on monday night but the vikings do have a tough schedule coming up uh they play the bucks they play the bears that will be an easy win they play at the saints and they play the lines so they have the bears and the lines but the bucks and saints is going to be tough so right now the nfc we're penciling in

some combination of the rams the seahawks and then tampa bay so so yeah i basically did it this way you're gonna have an nfc east the packers the saints the rams so those are your four you need three more after that i said bucks seahawks and then the last one will come from cardinals 49ers or vikings that that seems fair right yep so it's really just who can play like if the cardinals i mean sorry if the 49ers beat the bills tomorrow night they're absolutely right back in this like there's no doubt about it they're back in this thing yeah which is insane to say with how many injuries they've had and how like you know there's been times where remember when they got blown up by the dolphins like they there have been times when the 49ers have looked deader than

dead they yeah they're they're a team that i can't get a pulse on because they've looked deader than dead but they've also just blown this shit out of teams right so yeah um i like yeah i like the rams i like the bucks obviously and then i think i am going i'm leaning towards the vikings yeah which would be crazy considering how they started the year let's see so the vikings so like i said the vikings have to play the bucks in the saints still which at bucks at saints which is not easy the 49ers have the bills the washington football team at the cowboys at the cardinals so you'd say that seems like a you know they could go three and one at the cardinals is a home game for yes that's true yeah they play they play three of their next four in arizona so they're good

but yeah that's not uh it'll be interesting i wouldn't mind seeing the 49ers sneak in there just just as a tip to how good of like now it's yeah if the 49ers sneak in cow shanahan moves up into our coach of the year power ranking yes i'd agree he's the guy you got to put him up there in the top five um there's a really easy recipe to winning coach of the year i mean it's not easy to do but the formula is there well it's if you're you're a new coach and you turn a team around or if your quarterback gets injured and you overperform expectations and throw in just a little dash of we are the definition of prisoners of the moment yes so if you do something cool on prime time in front of us we'll be like like vik fangio right now we're taping this during the

third quarter vik fangio is in my coach of the year they're leading the chiefs by four in the third quarter yeah vik fangio might be coaching so if that fake punt had worked on thanksgiving for the cowboys mike mccarthy would have been in coach of the year right right nobody saw that fake coming from your own eight yard line right if you want so if you want like well reasoned takes if you want people who have thought the long long term uh this isn't a podcast for you but you already knew that we are knee jerk prisoners of the moment and likewise i wanted to throw a truck pagano into an ocean when they're in that fake punt in prime time yeah yes yes absolutely because guess what here's an even more prisoner of the moment because i just i pretty much just canceled

the entire chicago bears franchise i'm just gonna throw this out there texans vikings jaguars i don't know they could get back in this let's see that's why today's actually did kind of hurt texan vikings they had to win today they had to win they had to win today i know they had to win today um and they weren't going to beat the packers week 17 you know no matter what so speaking of having to win today if the browns had lost today which i think a lot of people expected them to they were underdogs it would have been tough for them the browns have a hard schedule coming forward yeah and it would have it would have taken everybody to a place like oh god here we go again yes because they would have had to win two very difficult games jetty low was there so he would have what

everyone would have shown up and he would have been like hey seats warm yeah i'm here for you no but you're right today was a very big like had to win day for a bunch of teams and you know the browns the vikings oh you know what today was it was holds did it last week was moving day yeah this today was separation sunday separation sunday it's true it is it feels like the playoff picture is starting to make a lot more sense now um all right before we get to the next game the christmas season is coming up i'm thinking about buying a video game for people that are i'm close to you're going to buy it as a gift i think i'm going to buy someone a video game you want to be billy you want to buy somebody a video game so they'll re gift it to you yeah which is good i've got a good recommendation

you do i do whoa that's called cyberpunk 2077 okay it's uh it's from our good friends at project red they are the ones that made the witcher three wild hunt and now they're coming out with cyberpunk 2077 it's an open world first person action adventure set in the future of night city i like the sound of that is that the one where you're saying that you can create there you can customize your genitals okay i'm getting this game i'm getting this game so like really a player you can slip that in there whatever you want can i give my dude a mic it's a micro and make him really aggressive you could give him a man giant if you wanted to i like that so you play as v and v is a cyber enhanced mercenary taking on the riskiest job of his life along or his or her i'm not sure i guess

you can customize it and figure out what you want to do you play alongside the legendary johnny silverhand played by keanu reeves i'm or i'm double in yes you're equipped with an ability altering cyberware you have high tech weapons hacking skills and more experience a mature multi-layered narrative where your choices shape the story and world around you cyberpunk 2077 is out december 10th it's coming out this week for xbox one pc and playstation four i'm going to play it i'm going to give it a shot plays great also on xbox series 10 xbox series x and playstation five it's rated informature that's how you know it's good informature check it out cyberpunk 2077 from our good friends at cd project red love it all right uh next up raiders jets the greatest

tanking win which actually was a loss of all time i so what which i mean it was crazy this game was crazy let's talk about the end of the game let's talk about dr heat the very end of the game greg williams the mad scientist he's addicted to pinning his ears back and dialing it up he loves fucking calling zero blitzes his name is dr heat it's his own nickname i think he called himself dr heat that's how he got it dr heat he's he's a blitz fanatic and what's crazy is the last so right off the bat the last two play calls are just in defense they should have they should have won on the lat on the second last ironically it's indefensible and the second to last the dude was more open than on the very last he just he loves pinning his fucking ears back and it so here's

a fun stat oh you got the shifter one the shifter yeah yeah uh the jets sent the house uh seven past rushers on the raiders game-winning touchdown is a hail mary where only a touchdown hurt hurts them it's unheard of in their data set that goes all the way back to 2006 they're the only team since 2006 to send six or more past rushers that met all three of these qualifiers the final 15 seconds of regulation between four and an eight point lead and 40 plus yards to the end zone there's been 251 past plays running that situation since 2006 and this is the only time that it's ever been done you live by the blitz you die by the blitz you live by the blitz you die by the blitz here's another fun fact uh fun stat dr heat did this exact same thing do you remember the the 2012

divisional round against the 49ers the saints verse 49ers the saints are up uh three with a minute and a half left and he just starts blitzing he plays prevent for a couple plays he starts blitzing like crazy and the 49ers score a touchdown to win the game like this is dr heat that saints fans sorry for the trigger warning you were 13 and three that year you you probably should have gone to the super bowl but dr heat showed up and was like guess what we're gonna blitz blitz blitz blitz blitz and then blitz some more and that was the bounty year too right yeah i think bounty year was the vikings nfc championship okay because i was gonna say when you're playing against the raiders he was probably confused against the 49ers he didn't know like they don't have anybody good enough for him to

put a bounty on right on offense there's like oh shit if we take him out then we have to deal with nathan peterman so it's i i saw our friend booger tweeted that uh he thinks that dr heat just did it because he hates adam gase and he wants adam gase to have an o and 16 record honestly that's type of spite which i totally buy i respect the hell out of that move if that's what the motivation was but it's also just dr heat's addicted to bringing the heat yeah he cannot do anything but bring the yeah he calls plays like you say when you're saying you're playing madden and you're like fuck it i'm down 15 you know 15 points with four minutes left in the fourth quarter and you just start like mashing buttons to call your defense it'd be like going over to greg

williams house and being like having dinner and being like hey greg i like my steak medium rare and he's like no dude i'm dr heat like you're getting it burnt yep i only cook on high heat all the time 24 7365 s dr heat baby you get in his car the fucking seat warmers are on dr heat which i love i love that about greg williams but this was it was so ridiculous because i did take the jet's money line i did tell big cat to take the raiders out of the can't lose parlay for who for the seattle seahawks because you hate the giants no because i thought it's hater no because the seahawks uh it was the right call no the jet should have won this it wasn't it was objectively not if it wasn't if it wasn't for the worst defensive play calling in the last

14 years of football but that's dr heat that's dr heat you can't you can't say that you have to know that if that situation arises dr heat will be bringing the heat i was a little bit correct about the raiders going through their their late season uh downswing when john gruden has sleep deprivation and he gets angry all the time because he's lost a couple games and he's just just falls off a cliff sometimes towards the end of the year but you're right this is this is dr heat it's dr heat and although it was the right call i knew going into it that i'm i'm essentially betting on a rabid badger to coach my defense yeah and so i got fucked over by him you did dr heat got you he burnt you uh the raiders we just said save your season kind of weekend

this was a full on savior season game because if the raiders lose this they don't come back from it and they you know they don't they're the the rest of their schedule isn't super hard but this was a game you can't lose the jets when you're trying to get into the playoffs it's crazy the raiders have had this like mini swoon where they got absolutely just fucking punked by the falcons last week they almost lose to the jets who are own 11 or own 12 whatever it is now uh all because they're kind of reading their press clippings because they played the chiefs close yeah like they didn't even win that game against the chiefs you would have thought that they won that game against the chiefs with how they've played the last two weeks

no they're just not playing well but guess what a win is a win don't apologize for wins Derek Carr um oh so Darren Waller was incredible fourth wide receipt fourth tight end sorry for to have 200 yards or more since the nfl merger that's crazy only four Greg Kittle was had it two years ago nobody i think he had it in half so yeah he did but Darren Waller was insane today Derek Carr is so good at climbing the pocket and then throwing it to no one yeah every time he climbs the pocket i'm like oh my god he's climbing the pocket this is great like he doesn't float like my homes he's actually better at climbing the pocket than my home well i think that it just it looks that way to us watching because you put yourself in a quarterback shoes and anytime

somebody steps towards a defensive line running directly at him you're like that guy that guy's fucking awesome yeah you're like completion you're like oh he sees someone here it comes i think that's painting like in our brain yeah i would run away if i were in that position right stepping up and being like oh here comes an easy completion he did it like three or four times where you just beautiful step up pockets collapsing around him beautiful pocket presence throws the ball not a receiver within 15 yards now if you're a jets fan you have to put this in a little bit of perspective because you might there's a world where five years from now you look back at the hiring of Adam Gase and Greg Williams and that's the most important move yes franchise has

ever made the profit you look back fondly on those years you're like you know what we had to go through a little bit of health to get to heaven and i they're doing a great job of tanking you could not you could not have designed the end of that game any better if you were Greg Williams and you were trying to get Trevor Lawrence which he they will get Trevor Lawrence but Greg Williams won't be around there to reap the benefits of it whatsoever yeah this was just him doing a solid for every jets fan out there i so i totally agree he is he reminds me we have a new hire here at Barstool his name's ben mince he's from Louisiana he's an Ole Miss grad he actually calls Elijah Moore the guy who did the fake piss yeah in the end zone the profit yeah because that started a string of

events that got him hired at Barstool yeah like Lane like you know whoever the the fat guy was got fired Lane Kiffin got hired Ole Miss had a little you know was a little good they win a big game he gets taped celebrating the big game Dave sees him hires him Elijah Moore is a profit Adam Gase is your profit you could also draw a lot of connections to that first piss in the egg bowl and then Mississippi changing their state flag yes there's a lot of that that profit is the but it was a profit they we should rename the butterfly effect of just like the more pissing effect to Elijah Moore yeah the state of Mississippi has created a massive ripple effect across the country but you're right that is Adam Gase that's the moment with Adam Gase and Greg

Williams the two of them are just i don't know why they ever agreed to work together just another bit of brilliance from Adam Gase like finding the one guy that could that could make him worse as a head coach and hiring him as your defense coordinator knowing that that guy would do everything that he could to undermine you so you're not in any danger of your defense accidentally getting good enough to win you games yeah it's just it's a stroke of brilliance now that i'm thinking about it the only thing that could have made this Jets team better in terms of just unlikable characters leading them to an 0 and 16 we should have had Todd Haley calling off at the place god damn it could you imagine i mean that would have been well you can't i think that

Greg Williams and Todd Haley they've done it once they can't coexist in the same Hugh Jackson was the only mastermind that could have put those two in a room and had them not kill each other well because Hugh Jackson would just anytime they got mad at each other he'd be like i'm the boss yeah i'm the boss he's like i'm gonna i'm gonna go with he just alternate which side that he would take so he didn't seem like he was playing favorites but Jets fans so there was uh i saw a graphic and it was it was like the end of a game um win probability it was first pick probability and there was a moment in time where the Jets were winning and the Vikings were winning before Mike Glennon took the drive against the Jaguars where the Jets basically it was like a 50-50 chance the Jets would

have the first pick and then it goes back to normal so the Jets you're still on plan like you have to root for them to lose you cannot have them do anything else you have to be thrilled with this loss this is actually the i said at the beginning here but that's the best tanking loss you could ever have because the game was fun Sam Donald looked okay hyperdrive worked for a little bit and you win you win the game and then you lose it because of Dr. Heat there's nothing better than Sam Donald looked okay but he also looked he didn't look that okay i meant he had he had some bad turnovers so Sam Donald had uh four touchdowns rushing and passing combined between weeks one and twelve he had three this this week so that's why he looked okay yeah he almost doubled his

touchdowns in one game Dr. Heat though in week 13 you know who else lived by the Blitz and died by the Blitz who they each man oh each man also like to tank seen that coming big tension seen that coming all right uh next up Colts Texans uh the Texans that snap at the end of the game here's here's the take you're going to hear a lot going forward similar to the is this Bill Belichick's best coaching job for seven and seven pager's team is this the Sean Watson's best season because he actually has been playing incredible and he's got no i mean Deandre Hopkins got traded Will Fuller just got popped for roids or whatever maybe Adderall he's got no one to throw to and he's got a terrible or not a terrible but not great offensive line not a lot of weapons around him

and he's playing great he's like been incredible since Bill Bryan left next week in Vegas is going to be huge for the Colts next week so pretty much whoever loses that game is out of the picture entirely um the Colts I I was ready to slap the fraud label on the Colts and I probably still should throw it again as the prisoner of the moment situation they end up winning the game well I so the reason why I wouldn't throw the fraud on them is that I don't ever I've never considered them true Super Bowl contenders that's only that's only because they lost week one to the Jaguars yes but fraud you have to be a Super Bowl contender for me to be like fraud going into the season I thought that the Colts would they'd be a playoff contender yes they would win a game

in the playoffs yeah no no they yeah hope rivers will look natural and blue in that that color that they wear so my dumb brain you know had them pegged in as like the fourth best team in the AFC and mostly that it was that and also you hear so much talk about how good their offensive line is so I was like yeah they could be legit the Colts could be legit yeah but um yeah they're they're uh they're too schizophrenic for me right now they are and I mean DeSean Watson been playing well the Colts survive this game the one good thing if you're you're banged up on the offensive line Colts so if you're a Colts fan you're like all right if we get healthy on the offensive line it might look a little bit better DeForrest Buckner makes a huge huge difference which we knew because

he was out last week you got roasted by the Titans and then the biggest takeaway I had of this game is Phil Rivers and T.Y. Hilton finally feel like they're like on the same page because T.Y. Hilton's been bad this year and I don't know if that's because they don't have any connection he just hasn't been you know T.Y. Hilton where he's you know there was a stretch there where T.Y. Hilton was in that like top 10 receiver class now he has a good game it feels like they're on the same page that makes them dangerous even though Phil Rivers is 39 years old and like can't move it makes them dangerous but they didn't take Phil Rivers out that much this week or at least the parts of the game that I saw no they didn't seem like they were going back and forth between him and Jacobi

Berset as much as they were so no they actually I think Jacobi Berset only came in twice was it for Hail Marys he had no for rushes yeah 12 catches the last two games the previous four games 10 catches so there you go so it feels like he's a big rhythm guy it feels like they're finally getting it and also my favorite clip of all time the four five when he was crying and because his kid was born it was oh yeah yeah I also such a funny clip unintentional I miss his touchdown celebrations to the T.Y. yes not many people can do like their initials with their arm T.Y. yes so uh good win for the Colts they needed it JJ JJ Y is on my hot seat simulating smoking marijuana during the game he says he was drinking tea but I don't know to me you can be the you can

make the judge on your own if you look at the video of it looked like he he hit it twice and then passed he wasn't inhaling though which would be on brand for JJ so that's true uh-huh um I just realized there was like there's only two points in the second half of this game yeah oh yeah crazy that pissed me off oh yeah the over yeah I will it I think the over hit and let's see was the final score 26 20 no they over didn't hit yeah yeah two points I was watching in the first half I was like okay this is one I can forget about no fuck that no um but yeah so yeah Phil Rivers I mean he was effective he's Phil Rivers basically you're just hoping he he's like 75% completion percentage and every pass is like you know eight to ten yards you just hope that he doesn't dislocate

any major joints I think he has some kind of injuries fighting through he always does yeah but he doesn't talk about it no because he's a fucking warrior he's like the opposite of bent played on a tourney he really actually is the opposite of the bed how is it possible how come Philip Rivers can play on a torn ACL and no one else has ever tried to do that right it's crazy yeah Billy he doesn't need his ACL it doesn't move a lot yeah yeah that's true Byron Leftwich played on Broken Leg yeah I've heard that when you repair an ACL under today's modern technology it can actually come back stronger than it was before so I'm wondering are there gonna be any like super high school football dads that preemptively tear their kids ACL like give them elective surgery

where they repair it before it even gets torn in the first place not a bad idea not a bad idea um all right so that was the you should have done that Billy that was the morning you really love football you would that was the craziest witching hour we've had this year which is great is it's great because if you look at those games when you went into this Sunday you're like there's no really good games but that's the beauty of the witching hour that's the beauty of having all those games at once like just chaos when football is hitting in that early slate there's no better drug on earth they can come closer it's I was just looking at my tv going back and forth between my three screens and just screaming I was just like yelling I had no idea like you couldn't even

catch your thoughts up to what had just happened because something else equally as crazy overtook it immediately yeah and that's the fucking that's the best feeling in the world it feels like we haven't had too many of those witching hours no it's true we had it all at the same time the Falcons were trying to make a comeback the bears were pissing down their leg the uh the Jaguars and Vikings were Mike Glennon was driving down the field and going to overtime the jet the Raiders were winning on a Hail Mary and then the Texans fumbled on the one-yard line that all happened in like a 10 minute stretch where it's just it's so hard to win in this league I'm talking about gambling right now I'm not even talking about the real the real players because it guess what I'm I got

something to say for all the players out there sitting on the couch and and trying to get a bet home is way harder than playing in the NFL fact there's a reason why yeah there's a reason why they're out there and we're in here yeah way harder I'm not saying way harder in terms of like getting there like obviously it's harder to get to the NFL duh but in terms of getting a bet to win it's harder than actually playing in the NFL yeah and the thing is you have to monitor your bets too if you take your eye off a bet like that Colts Texans game if you just if you say to yourself okay I don't need to micromanage this one it's just going to go crazy without your supervision you're going to end up fucking it all over by my jets bet the only reason that the Raiders jets

over hit was because I put a red alert on it I put a red alert on it in the middle of the third quarter and I was like hey they're kind of not scoring right now and they're just trading the ball back and forth red alert and then they picked it up I had Brown's moneyline too I took my off the ball in that red alert I did I had one computer that was set up to just watch that game and I changed I put it on the Vikings can't do it and when I did I look back at it and I was like wait what's this there's an outsides kick dude red alert you just feel I'm coming all right afternoon slate Rams Cardinals the Rams kick the shit out of the Cardinals the Cardinals are if we're doing coach of the year the bizarro world uh what's the stranger things upside down world uh yeah

yeah coach of the year uh Cliff Kingsbury's in the running yeah we call that the Hugh Jackson award yeah the Hugh Jackson yeah he's a big turd dumb dumb we should actually do huge off top of our head Hugh Jackson award so it's got to be a coach we're still coaching okay so Nagy Anthony Anthony Anthony and and Cliff Kingsbury who's the coach of the one in ten Niners team that went to six and ten that we talked about last week oh they probably did who was it I don't know it wasn't Chip Kelly was it Garoppolo one all six those games after the trade what year was that 2017 was it 2016 or 2017 it might have been Chip Kelly I think it was Shanahan was it no Shanahan yeah Shanahan started with the Garoppolo trade well no Shanahan was 2016 because he was still at the

Falcons right oh yeah so yeah it wasn't Chip Kelly it was Shanahan but he didn't have anybody it was Shanahan it was Shanahan yeah yeah okay so yeah Shanahan won I mean he should have won coach of the year that year I think Anthony Lynn runs away with it yeah and you can't Cliff Kingsbury's listen the the the Cardinals now have lost four out of five and the only win was Kyle Kyle the Murray's Hail Mary against the Bills like this is they have in my personal estimation they've lost five straight okay I'm gonna throw it out Alex then under my personal estimation John Gruden lost what Adam Gays beat him oh okay yeah I'm counting that yeah Greg Williams now switch Greg Williams Greg Williams won this weekend yes but yeah the the Cardinals are bad

the speaking of good coaches the Rams are now 32 and oh when leading in a half time under Sean McVeigh the Rams that's a pretty good coach that means you're a pretty good coach when you can hold on anyone can get a lead not anyone can hold on to a lead I think the Rams are gonna they're gonna go for a run I think the Rams yeah the Rams are a very dangerous team right now the only I've been saying it for a while like they are they are a matchup problem for pretty much every team in the NFC except the San Francisco 49ers if the Rams can somehow avoid the San Francisco 49ers and Kyle Shanahan owning Sean McVeigh they have a they do cause a problem like think about it with Aaron Donald especially I mean I would say maybe the maybe the Packers because Rogers can at least move

but Breeze and Brady a pass rush coming up the middle for Breeze and Brady is a big big actually kind of like the Rams against the Packers I think that that's a team that might be able to be like hey Packers you're soft we at least have a solid part-heading defense plus you have the whole the floor McVeigh connection so McVeigh is like his master yep probably has mental control over his powers so I like that the if you look at the Rams schedule really the only team besides the Niners that they've been mismatched against is the Dolphins that one trip yeah when they played the Dolphins when they outplayed them by the way they lost they completely outplayed them they did it was just it was fluky yeah the fluke yeah no I've been I've been on the Rams that was

been too a lit them up yes I know because I bet the Rams and I bet the Rams at half two so yeah going down the list here they lost at the Bills 35-32 that I wouldn't consider that like well that was another game where they came back in the in the second half they were dead in the first half and they came back and they just absolutely torched the yeah so I've been on the Rams for like a month now I think they're so you're going to be a tough out using our qualifiers of eliminating Kyle Shanahan the Rams might be they might be like a top three team in the NFC yes absolutely absolutely and you know how we used to do Josh Rosen stat lines we should start to injure golf stat lines because every single week he's like 35 for 45 dude he's been awesome ball he throws it

so much and it's awesome in their Cooper Cup now you want to talk about here's here's a hot take here's a hot take team has Aaron Donald Jill and Ramsey on it most important player Cooper Cup I like it yeah I mean they I always look totally different when he's out there I was sure their offense kind of went to shit I like to just always toss out the fact that it's their tight end that makes the offense go what Higby Robert Woods Robert Woods yes yeah no no he's a he's a receiver but yeah Cooper Cup most important player on the Rams there it is I said it uh shout out by the way I just love that the Cardinals got out to a seven nothing lead on a 59 yard touchdown to a guy named Dan Arnold yeah from Milwaukee yeah a white dude named Dan Arnold I saw that pop up that was like

one of the push notifications that I got on my phone I was like there's no way that that's real bro you you're you were supposed to be like uh like a sheet metal guy not a fucking wide receiver your name's Dan Arnold I just loved it yeah I just giggled to myself uh so yeah there can't be a lot of Dan Arnold's out there I'm looking at their schedule here um they have to play at the Patriots and then no the Patriots play at that they play at the night yeah and then they get to play the NFC West again basically yeah yeah no the Rams are a very good football team it's just you like it's essentially Kyle Shanahan just owns them because they make them look foolish but they uh and I don't know is it's worth definitely out for the year I think so I'm pretty sure it looked like he was

just based on the way that he went off the field because they're they are one of those teams and this is not rocket science but they're such an offensive line team where if they're like they're offensive kind of like the 49ers where when everything's working it looks like ballet out there because they're doing play action and in golf is moving in the pocket um and then when it's not it just all falls apart and looks like shit Larry Fitzgill did not have a reception today oh wow I feel like that's that's breaking some sort of streak yeah yeah um all right so yeah the Cardinals I put a fork in the Cardinals they're done they're done because you know why they have to go play the good-ish team in the history of good teams are you guys ready to apologize to me the

Giants are a good team I think the Giants are good they're they're yes they're a good team there you go it was it was tough to say they're a good team now I will say they only put up 17 points against the worst past defense in the history of the NFL Colt McCoy with Colt McCoy and you know what you know why they're so good big cat is because they have great players like Colt McCoy Graham Gino and Alfred Morris yes all former Washington football no that's just it's a coincidence but they've got yes the Giants are a good team their defense is a good defense they're a good team I'm happy you finally like I got I got heckled in this room for saying they were a good team three weeks ago they're they were I know I said I said at the time I said at the time they were

good adjacent no you guys heckled me I said they're good adjacent it made fully so you you heckled me they won four straight and they're a good team here's here's the highest compliment I can pay to a team and I'll pay it to the Giants they are gritty Tyree Kill just did is flip into the end zone again that's so cocky I hope this comes back this would be so funny if it came back after all that uh what yeah they're no they're a good team no that you're you're underselling them I just paid them the biggest compliment I should they're gritty yeah they're definitely there are gritty fucking football they're big time gritty so they this Colt McCoy serviceable whatever the defense won the game if Daniel Jones played in this game the Giants probably win it by like

a couple scores because they didn't have anything out of their passing game they had a hundred yards passing I this is a good football team they are a good football team they held the Seahawks who score 31 points a game to 12 points I could also put this spin zone on them and that's that they face at Gauntlet in the division so they're battle tested that's what the Giants that's iron sharpens iron iron sharpens iron they're three and oh against Washington football teams this year now that's great they call it back yeah they called it back after Tyree Kill did that whole thing oh wow flip dude that's embarrassing sweet flip for nothing that's why I never flip anymore yep uh what do you say Billy I like Colt McCoy to start more than Daniel Jones for the Giants

he too a lot of people are saying volatile yeah a lot of people are saying they should bench Daniel Jones for the rest of the year like I agree with that I mean slow and steady and so he hasn't been throwing picks though but yeah the um I you know the the Giants like this pft I this is tough for the Washington football team because the Giants this was we we thought this was going to be a loss now they have now they have the Browns uh sorry the Cardinals who are absolutely reeling the Browns the Ravens and the Cowboys the Giants can absolutely finish two and two here and if the Giants finish two and two that means the Washington football team has to finish four and one yeah I just I hate I hate this one for the fact that also it dashes my hopes of having a six and ten division winner

yeah because I don't think that that's not realistic I think they're gonna get two wins I think they're gonna beat uh one of the Cardinals and Browns and then the Cowboys yeah they could lose all those games it's a possibility yeah but it's unlikely yeah and don't do that you're doubt you know it's unlikely that's not what you say about a good football team it's unlikely uh a story came out this week I don't know if you saw this this is a fun little uh nugget that was put out by the New York Post Wayne Gaulman said that one time Eli Manning farted in my face oh I think I've heard that story yeah Eli is like a big fart not from Wayne Gaulman but I think he's a big like fart joke part in my face he's like the Greg Maddox he's unassuming but humor guy but I think that's

all he has well I learned it from his brother Peyton I was gonna say that's good that it was only a fart yeah then not his balls across your face Odell gets insanely jealous that's probably why I asked for a trade yes absolutely uh the Seahawks but what the fuck I you can't lose this game is for the Seahawks I mean this is it was a classic Seahawks game too because they were winning five nothing in the first half yeah and they're playing Colt McCoy like I know that I know the giants are a good football team but guess what you're at home and you have Russell Wilson who remember when Russell Wilson was him remember when Kyler Murray was the MVP for a couple weeks you know it's so that's 10 years ago I don't think Russell Wilson's gonna get an MVP vote again he shouldn't no he

shouldn't and he's still obviously like what I don't know third best quarterback uh whatever you want to do ranking wise he's up there still but yeah if he doesn't get an MVP vote I don't want to hear the stories next year that he's never gotten an MVP vote when you have Patrick Mahomes you know what's funny is this is a week where Pete Carroll should have reverted to old Pete Carroll and been like we're going to establish the fucking run we have to just eat up the clock hand the ball to Chris Carson I think he was averaging yeah he's averaging five yards a carry only got the ball 13 times he swung Pete Carroll has swung the pendulum too far in the left rust cook department yep it needs to come back Russell Wilson threw the ball 43 times 263 yards yeah not not a bad game

but balance off actually no not not a good game not a good game for us no he wasn't good you have Chris Carson back Chris Carson is a top five running back in the NFL you should hand him the fucking football the giants defensive plan was very very good though they had pressure all day they they they fucked Russ up and I mean that's they're a good defense but I just here's Seahawks and like you I don't know what to make of them I think the I think the Seahawks are destined for the most entertaining playoff game of the year in a loss like we're gonna watch the Seahawks playoff game it's gonna be awesome it's gonna be instant classic and they're gonna lose and we're gonna be like okay well you know what at least we remembered them well what could happen is

they could have to travel to play the Giants again oh when they get Daniel Jones back and then we'll really get to find out who should be starting for that team oh boy or they would play the football team on the road and I think the Seahawks are the team that has eliminated the football team I want to say the last three times from the playoffs oh you know who you know what might end up happening in the NFC the New York football Giants hosting Kirk Cousins and the Vikings and that will be I will put my life on the New York football Giants because that is gritty tough football team out in the weather versus Kirk Cousins looking short in his purple purple uniform so if that game happens purple helmet he won't have the full purple I actually

think that Mike Zimmer would rather coach the New York Giants than the Minnesota Vikings he'll be like he'll meet Joe Judge in the middle and be like having a little wife swap yeah you want to switch it around you want to go swinging actually if our team's looking pretty gritty Mike Zimmer I would not I would not give up what I've got going right now for a swinging situation no have you seen that yes that will make your jaw drop yes Mike Zimmer's girlfriend yes Mike Zimmer's doing congratulations not a football guy move but that's okay but still wow maybe that's new age I guess his eyes are working okay yeah that's new age for one of them one of them yeah one yeah um she just always thought he was winking at her uh all right let's before we do the next one I was wondering

pft we've been watching football all day all weekend eating not so great yeah got something clean up yeah I'm gonna have a lot to clean up okay best way how do I do it the best way to clean up big cat you know this though because you've got them yep wipes yep so part of my take has been sponsored by dude wipes for years now there's a reason they're the original flushable wipes for guys everyone's stocking up on toilet paper right now but guess what stock up on dude wipes nothing better than having a fresh pack of dude wipes next to your toilet that toilet's ready for anything you can just it takes it's one less thing to worry about if you got dude wipes at the ready they're better than toilet paper they're multi-use so you use them anywhere on your body

they've got the face wipes too which are extremely refreshing they're a great way to stay clean and hygienic during these interesting times and all the time if you're not using these yet when you drop a deuce do yourself a favor check them out you feel so much better and fresher rather than only using shitty toilet paper they're going to change your life but Billy like no lie I live off of these yes you live here too they're the best five times a week from the they're absolutely the best also not a bad product to have on your nightstand for whatever reason I saw Billy put out some sort of uh was it tiktok that you put out had dude wipes are awesome yeah your dude wipes your jergens was Vaseline sorry your Vaseline everything dude wipes are awesome that's the point uh and

they've got a new dude wiper thousand bidet attachment the dude wiper one thousand it's a bidet attachment it's a lean mean poop destroying machine and they've got dude bombs the two and one bombs that you drop in the toilet prior to deucing they created indestructible barrier that instantly neutralizes stank in the air leaving no trace of the crime you might want to just roll around with dude bombs you never know when emergencies going to strike and you have to take a covert dump in a bathroom whether it's your girlfriend's house your in-laws your parents house if you're at uh over at a friend's house and you don't want them to know that you're pooping got a dash in dash out drop a dude bomb in there leave no evidence behind no trace of the crime

use promo code take ten get ten percent off at dudeproducts.com that's promo code take ten ten percent off dudeproducts.com all right eagles packers let's start with the biggest story Carson Wentz benched for Jalen Hertz uh you had a theory I yeah I think Carson Wentz has sensory overload I think that he's got issues with noise with uh just with like quick motions in front of him decision making yeah no it's a lot of stuff so I looked up symptoms for sensory overload I think tell me this doesn't sound like Carson Wentz okay uh the inability to converse or connect with others running away from specific places or situations placing your hands over your ears frequently uh crying or looking like you're about to cry yeah there was no

sadder sight by the way when Carson Wentz tried to dress up like Cam Newton yeah but was just very sad that his whole body was crying at that point yes and then avoiding specific places or avoiding specific situations like a defensive line or an in-zone spinning the wrong way the symptoms are anxiety irritability and restlessness I think I think Carson's scared loud noises he probably sucks at hunting now so you probably can't be around a gun do you know what they need is they need to get him uh a weighted uh jacket yeah a big weighted jacket yeah instead of a weighted blanket a flat jacket yeah goes on under the pads just keep him keep him feeling secure I think that's a great idea put it around your dog get him some Xanax or get him something because watching

him gives me anxiety yes because he looks so scared out there but Hertz got in he looked good is it is it official you think I mean here's here's the craziest part um everyone talks about you know like oh we got to move on from Carson Wentz Carson Wentz is a four-year 128 million dollar contract it hasn't kicked in yet how much it hasn't paid right now it hasn't kicked in yet like we keep talking about Carson Wentz and how he signed the deal hasn't kicked in yet so they gave they gave him that deal it hasn't started but when they gave him the deal I think they they knew that they had to give it to him yes Peterson was like we need to show confidence in him right we need to give him a grand gesture so that he'll feel comfortable and get back to playing

like his old in the elder self it's like getting somebody pregnant to try to save a marriage or or to like try to get engaged somebody be like hey yeah I'm carrying your baby right you step up the relationship in hopes that they'll step their game up too in this case the exact opposite well and in the um there was a report that Carson Wentz is part of the reason why he's playing poorly is because Jalen Hertz is over his shoulder what so that means Carson Wentz could just never have an adequate backup yeah like that's just what we're saying here so if the guy who constantly dives headfirst into things and gets injured can't have a safety blanket behind him to maybe help the franchise I I know they can trade him which they'd still have to eat a lot of the contract

but it's just crazy like there's they haven't kicked in yet I think I think there's an out in 2022 so it's basically like kind of you know all contracts in the NFL are kind of bogus when they say like oh it's a four-year contract well you can move on after two years I think it's two years but it's crazy to think when what is he making this year Jake what is he making this year and what is he gonna make next year I think it's significant and you should say part of part of it's on the Eagles because they haven't gotten decent weapons around him but a lot of it's Carson they've almost been doing the exact opposite right and like trying really hard not to give him any weapons you can yeah Jake 2020 1,000,300,000 2021 15.4 maybe that's maybe

that's from Carson Wentz is poor yeah he can't afford a weighted blanket or you know what they should do they should pump in white noise into his quarterback set yes 2021 15.4 2022 22 million 2023 20 million 2024 21 yeah I can't get out of 2022 but it is they they can't just like cut them I think that's like a dead cap of like 60 million dollars they could find somebody in trade form though NFL teams are so desperate yeah he will be a bear yeah I'll take him I think no you know he's gonna be a cult we said we already said this Roan our friend Roan said this he the Phil Brevers is not obviously gonna be there for more than maybe a year more but I wouldn't even I don't know if you would even do that if you're the cults and he'll get reunited with Frank Reich and being

behind a good offensive line they got a couple nice little young weapons so he will be a cult and guess what unfortunately for Philly fans he's gonna be good he will be good again I complain at dome he'll have the sensory overload will be a little bit you know quieted I could see him going to the Bears though I think that the Bears might make a move for him just big cat no big cat you guys paid what 15 million dollars to Mike Lennon no and like 20 million dollars to Nick Volts yeah it does suck though for Carson Wentz that you've been a starting quarterback in the NFL for like four years and you're still poor yeah well he no he no because he was the first round draft pick yeah but he made like 20 yeah but he's a broke boy he's making one million dollars

what do you make the first year and no no that's how it goes though it's like the first year is a shitload of money yeah and then it's less like he probably made 20 million dollars his first year but he spent that all on medical bills and everything yeah and shingling his house with dead ducks that's you know he hasn't been good since that he hasn't he probably he got spooked from all the loud noises on that one hunting trip he saw all those dead animals yeah and now he's got PTSD 2019 his salary was 720,000 with a signing bonus was 16367 so he's good in 2016 the signing bonus was 17 points yes that's the first round yeah you always get a shitload of money after tax that's only like 10 million after tax this guy is uh all right so yeah I think you I

think you just go with jail and hurts now I now Doug Peterson did do Doug Peterson by the way he's on the hot seat the report is out there um and he did the old what we needed a spark which is essentially saying I'm not going to do it yet like yeah I don't want to officially say it we needed a spark guess what Jalen hurts gave you a spark punt return helped a lot but he at least gave you a spark Billy was yelling that Jalen hurts basically gets credit for that punt return I actually agree with Billy the energy change yeah the energy changes I did notice the defense was running a little bit faster they were buzzing yeah the boys were buzzing out there Doug Peterson and this guy that would be on the open market for probably less than a day

if he if he were to no longer I would think so winning a Super Bowl makes it pretty hard to not I mean Adam Gates got hired again that's true yeah he didn't do anything literally Doug Peterson to the Jets who Doug Peterson of the Jets Doug Peterson Trevor Lawrence it's not just in fields um yeah you want Justin Fields uh all right uh Aaron Rogers should mention it 400 400 club so he's the seventh quarterback all time to reach 400 uh touchdown passes Tom Brady Drew Breeze uh Peyton Manning Brett Farve Dan Marino Bubbie Brister those are in the 400 club also I didn't know this I was just joking about the last one I passed that by you if yeah you did Bubbie Brister yeah no Phil Rivers is is the sixth and then Aaron Rogers just gonna throw this out there

guys just gonna throw this out there Ben Rothesberger will get 400 he's 12 away Matt Ryan will get 400 he's 70 or 60 away Matt Stafford if he plays five more years or four more years actually and has 30 touchdowns a year which isn't crazy he will get there and on top of that just gonna throw this out there everyone who has 300 touchdowns or more is in the Hall of Fame oh shit so Tom Brady obviously gonna go Drew Breeze gonna go Peyton Manning Brett Farve Dan Marino Phil Rivers gonna go Rogers Rothesberger gonna go Eli's gonna go Frank Tarkinsen in Matt Ryan who knows John Elway has 300 on the dot please everyone who has 300 or more so when everyone says that I'm crazy for the Matt Stafford take well I probably am and you have to adjust it he will

the my argument has always been that numbers will be Hall of Fame worthy because everyone who has over 300 touchdown passes is in the Hall of Fame I hope that they put the bow low time Phil Rivers Bust yeah that'd be great that'd be great so here's a fun little step about the Packers I didn't expect this I knew that they were going for it more often on fourth down they're far and away the team that is the most likely to go for it so the new Malifor the New York Times has a go for it bot which by the way is there anything that'll make a coach punt faster than telling them like the New York Times says that you should go for it here so judge say the New Yorkers yeah no New York tells you when you can jack off at your computer when there's not a webcam at you the New York Times

go for a bot they came down with like some weird formula for it but the Packers are the biggest outlier by far so they're going for it all the fucking time on fourth down which is that's pretty cool like it getting Aaron Rodgers it makes sense like if you have Aaron Rodgers as your quarterback you should be going for it yep way more often than almost any other quarterback I'm surprised that the Ravens I guess because the Ravens have struggled this year but they were it felt like anecdotally speaking like last year they were go for it all the time that was the story about the about the Ravens last year which like that was just Lamar Jackson telling Harbaugh like hey we're going to go for him yeah okay good so look at you Matt LaFleur yeah getting freaky I just imagine

that like some got some Packer fan and Sheboygan is just disgusted with how often they're going for oh yeah the New York Times the New York Times has a needle like an election night of when you should go for it 80% you should go for it here yeah um all right by the way yeah how about the the nerd that they got from the election season is khaki pants giving us that's NBC you've lost me there I'm sorry but I don't need that the guy is harmless he's a lot of mentions that what comparison what's his name Steve Kornaki I believe Steve Kornaki yeah I don't know I'd rather have like a fat dude with a mustard stain who's like wait hold on let me check real quick the Giants how many games they played and just constantly fumbling so Kornaki is almost too competent that's what his

issue is also he's he looks too much like a nerd to pull off that color of khakis yes because from the waist down he's car heart and from the belt up he's Brooks Brothers right and he the problem with with Kornaki is I want a relatable playoff hunt guy which is every single NFL fan out there I'm including myself in there where I could I'm doing we're doing the show right now and I have a grasp of it tomorrow morning I will have to re-look it up yeah and be like wait who's on what wait how many games have they had their buy yet that is the most relatable like constantly this time of season I'm constantly having to relearn who's in the playoffs who's not who has who left who has a buy who are they playing like all that shit I basically relearn it every day

I need Kevin James buzz off two domestic beers to be like standing in front of the green screen trying to figure this out yeah I'm groundhog say I'm Bill Murray every day I wake up and I try to relearn who's in the hunt in the he's harmless so I don't have an issue with him but it doesn't make sense to me as a football fan because the only playoff picture I really understand is what I have in front of me on the ESPN playoff machine at given time and right now this is my playoff picture where I just have like the Giants losing every single game from here on out and the football team winning every single one so I don't trust a guy who goes exactly by the numbers you have to have some sort of home or bias in here I'm I you see I'm I'm a old school I like to just pull up the

standings and just take a look at them and just try to decipher from there yeah I just kind of just then go back up and down looking like okay six and six wait is anyone else six and six then you always miss a team uh all right last game Patriots Chargers Hank 500 Thursday night if you win Thursday night against the Rams you're all the way back in right yeah all the way back I mean winning out to possibility this was probability I would say I don't want to say I listen I'm a terrible gambler everyone knows that don't follow my picks 1 800 gambler if you need help we did say though on Friday Bill Belichick vs. Anthony Lynn we said that we said that so let's just at least take credit for the fact that we told you Bill Belichick vs. Anthony Lynn never in your entire life should you take

anyone but Bill Belichick this was no brainer it was an ass and it's exactly what the Chargers needed at this point because that you can't there's no way now that you can justify bringing you should be fired now right he should be fired during mid-game he should be fired after the second the Chargers special teams by the way historically have been awful three phases this was a noteworthy awful well they got gunnered they got gunnered big time gunnerless this was this was a game where we were like okay Bellichick's gonna have he's gonna have some faster the game just committed to memory him and Ernie Adams are gonna lock themselves in a room all week and figure out a way to unconventionally score some touchdowns they got gunnered they got the working man's

Wes Welker back there gunnered returning punts against you you got gunnered big time Anthony Lynn I don't know is it harder to break up with a head coach if he moves across the country with you yeah across the country I mean from San Diego to Los Angeles that's I mean that's a 405 yeah basically cross no you don't take 405 you don't get Pacific Coast Highway take the one pch yeah not during rush hour do not take the 405 but yeah Jesus Anthony I'm sure you're a nice guy but you sure you just have a boulder inside although I think I've been saying all your friends hate you but that was out of anger but last night I'm not mad at you this weekend they let me because I took the Patriots so I'm cool that happens to a lot of nice guys yeah a lot of nice

guys friends all hate actually if you're if you're still in a relationship with Anthony Lynn where you can still be his friend I would argue that you're not a true a true enough friend yes because you probably should have been meaner to him over the course of last year telling him to re-evaluate some shit yes if you're still in his inner circle and haven't done enough to get yourself kicked out you're part of the problem yes absolutely absolutely so yeah this is an ass kicking Patriots have their swagger back they stay out west play on Thursday night against the Rams which is now like this is the season yeah the only thing I'll say is like I kept saying to myself during the game I can't believe they lost the Texans so I as refreshing as it was I could see them coming

out and also throwing a stinker like it's either going to be a you know 20-point victory or just an absolute clunker do you think that Belichick has Sean McVeigh in his grasp do you think McVeigh is just going to be replaying every single down from the Super Bowl I think McVeigh and Goff obviously are going to look at it differently than Bill Belichick is going to go through a normal game playing McVeigh and Goff probably have more of a like we need revenge you know yeah that type of deal it's a good it's it's given it's a good Thursday night football game I'm excited to watch that Thursday night football so I stand here seven yeah which apparently you know Pittsburgh Steelers fans are mad that's something they've been saying oh yeah they've been saying for a long

time yeah where you say 21% according to Kornaki yep god no we don't do that we don't we're not Kornaki house I'll hold on I'll give you five five five eight hold on hold on hold on five two percent let me look at the standings let me I'll show you my process all right we got the bills won Steelers Titans Chiefs and then you got the Colts Brown they're like 10th and then you got to beat the Dolphins and the Raiders did you beat the Raiders you beat the Raiders you beat the Dolphins I'd say 50-50 chance okay there you go I just did it in my head so yeah You have to finish ten and six. Yeah, that's fifty-fifty. Just put it that way fifty-fifty chance Okay, you have to go on a run. You know what what did what Aaron Rodgers say? He invented the phrase you gotta run the table

It's time to relax you need to take over that say that phrase That's the new saying for the doing the Patriots right now. Yes run the table slash get a game canceled But I don't think that's gonna happen. Yes. Um, all right, that is Did you see Ernie Adams Ernie Adams has a like a football life type documentary coming out? He does came out there Did yeah, I was like ten minutes today. I'm amazing I'm convinced that anything in that documentary is gonna be made up by Ernie Adams to try to make other teams think that this is how The Patriots do it, so they'll try to copy his fake advice. That's how deep inside my head Ernie Adams is yes I have no reason to really have a grudge against the guy. That's fair

I mean, it's one of those seasons where they need to pull out all the stops like it's not gonna be a regular Domination type season so they can get an advantage in any place even if it's like what you're saying I kind of agree with this. Yeah, this is the break glass in case of emergency. We're like we're releasing the Ernie Adams footage This is what we spent last year taping the Browns Bengal sideline for to get some really juicy Yes, yes, here comes Ernie Adams gonna get everyone in everyone's head. That is the ultimate chess move Mm-hmm. Bill Batchek's best coaching job. All right. Let's do football guy the week. We'll talk a little college football Baby brawn and who's back football guy the week presented by Phillips and Rocco one blade The only tool that can trim edge and shave any length of hair

It's November and that means gift giving season is coming up Which makes now a perfect time to pick up a specifically marked one blade barstool pack Nationwide where you could win up to a thousand dollars to the barstool store Make sure if you already have your barstool one blade that you head to the barstool store and use your credit Also, keep tweeting us your funniest game day facial or body hair looks to app part of my take using Hashtag trim it to win it for a chance to win a special PMT experience your style made simple Phillips and Rocco one blade Football guy of the week brought to you by our friends at Phillips and Rocco one blade Okay, Jake football guy of the week. All right, we'll start things off with Raiders fullback

Alec Ingalls who told reporters that his ribs are still broken and that he is trying to push them together But they are not cooperating. Mmm. We're big rib podcast. Yeah Love ribs. Yep. Yeah, I'm gonna put a second Colt head coach Frank Reich who gave his granddaughter a lesson on the proper technique on how to have maximum ball security There's a little video Ironically enough how did the Colts win today ball? Security job security. I do was that his granddaughter. Was that his daughter? I originally had daughter I double-checked is his granddaughter

I do like those moments where it's like, hey, you want to teach this kid how to read? No, teach this kid how to fucking hold on to a football and she's all that's all they'll need in life She had pretty decent like three points of contact Yeah, and she was running around. Yeah Kentucky Center Drake Jackson Matt Jones tweeted this out after Saturday's senior day win versus South Carolina He said I'm going to bed tonight with all my tape in my jersey on. Oh, yeah, I believe him. Yeah 100% He did that. Yeah, I like that the guy the senior who doesn't take off his football jersey forever I like that. Also shout out to Matt Jones. He sold Kentucky Sports Radio. Yeah, he's saying on but he's quite literally a sellout

I think he is the richest person in Kentucky. Yes. Yeah Mitch McConnell But yeah close how much what percentage of that do we get I would say a lot Yeah, I would say somewhere between a lot and a shitload You decide Matt and then we'll end things with sealers offensive coordinator Randy Feetner who compared his young Wod receivers to a fart in a skillet because they're bouncing around everywhere PFT tweed this earlier this week That is um, I feel like he learned that from Mike Tomlin. Yeah, that's that's a quote directly from the big man Yeah, Mike Tomlin's definitely farted in a skillet. Yeah, that's how he cooks

He lights that's how he lights his stove. I ran these by Billy. He approves of them. So nice You guys are working together. Yeah. All right. So football guy that we go vote for it Phillips, Morocco one blade football guy of the week Thank you to Phillips and Rocco one blade. All right, we're gonna do some college football. Let's do baby Braun of the week first Hank, who's your baby Braun of the week? The brawn again. Oh Shit, he taught. I mean he talks about himself baby brown on the week I do my research and he just he posts videos himself. He posts I think someone was talking about his first game as a rookie and how it's like, you know

You're gonna watch out for this guy going forward and he does like you know strive young king You can do this bubble blast. So second week in a row, but baby brawn of the week is LeBron. Yeah, didn't he tweet out something like respect to Magic Johnson and Michael Jordan from his past self knowing who he was going to emulate and then eventually surpass pretty much like 75% of his tweets are To himself from his former self. Yeah, or vice versa I feel like I feel like he's just tripping on acid all the time Yeah, just thinking about time in a nonlinear fashion. So he honestly thinks that he's talking

Yeah, he just hops around like he and honestly have a conversation with 12 year old LeBron James anytime he wants He's he's interstellar. He's just talking to like himself in a bookcase. He's pushing the Godfather What is that LeBron just one page? You're gonna strive for greatness. Okay? Yeah, say nothing if you if you're if you're gonna be the goat He's pushing just a pamphlet. I want the first page of the Godfather over on to All right, P. F. D. You're being run my baby Bron the week is Anthony Davis. Oh Because he agreed to a max contract with LA Lakers Young King coming up in the world that you get rewarded for playing well with LeBron James. Yep

This is another it's a case like, you know, Matthew Delvedova got 35 million something like that to play in Milwaukee after winning a title with LeBron now LeBron has given another Scrappy unheralded player like Anthony Davis a huge contract again, $190 million max deal It pays to be second fiddle to LeBron. Yes. Yes, Billy. You have a baby run of the week Kyle Kuzma. Oh Sticking in basketball LeBron tweeted Kyle Kuzma is like the Best player to take a giant leap this season. Oh, yeah Someone said like who's gonna take a giant leave any quotient of Kyle Kuzma. All right

My baby run is Devonte Smith from Alabama that game on Saturday night was insane He had eight catches 231 yards and three touchdowns. I don't even know if he played the fourth quarter But I guess that we'll just do college football too like that game Every time Bama dropped back. It was just a touchdown. It was insane. Yeah, and I credit Nick Saban Like listen, we're coach. Oh guys. We love coach. Oh, but Nick Saban before the game was like we need to remind them Like that it's not easy to beat Alabama like last year a lot of those guys thought like they could come in and beat Alabama We got a chick. We got to change that that line of thinking like that's how personally took it I mean 21 points in the first quarter 24 in the second

So it was it was never close so it also is like such a perfect example of how crazy Football has changed in just the last decade So in 2011 Alabama LSU played twice it played in the regular season in the national championship the most boring national championship of all time The first game was 9-6 the second game was 21-0 so a total of 36 points It took 17 and a half minutes to get 36 points on Saturday night and he's changed himself That's great. Like that's insane to think about if you said yourself LSU vs. Alabama I mean even last year where it was back and forth but LSU first Alabama and the overrunners gonna be

67 if you said yourself 10 years ago. Come on. Yeah, you think that you were insane and also I'm putting this out here Steve Sarkesian. He's gonna be the guy Probably go if I were him, I would get the fuck out of no, I'd stay I would know I'm saying like if he's gonna take a head coaching job Oh, he is I would guarantee you. No take a head coaching job. I know at Alabama. Oh You think he's gonna be head coaching waiting Nick save is old man I don't think Nick Saban is down to play the head coach and waiting game

I he looks at that he will can he will commit and fantasize He would be like an an aging lion and if he can still kill that lion that's about to take his job in a little bit He will I I think that Sarkesian is gonna leave in this offseason Maybe next but he's gonna go somewhere for a head coaching job And I don't think I don't think he'd be a good fit being the head coach at Alabama I think he'd be a great fit because you just would they would just keep the program running like Nick Saban has set everything up I think that's actually what Nick Saban wants to do is hand the keys to someone because then it's just kind of still Nick Saban Yeah, but when when's the last time? I guess Ryan day kind of worked out. Yeah, Lincoln Riley Lincoln Riley's working out really

Well back trying to take his job again. Yeah, but yeah, usually it doesn't work Yeah, and Ohio at Ohio State. It definitely did work out But usually like the the protege aspect doesn't pan out. It's I mean, it's I don't know I just think that that that would be I mean Sark has had a checkered past. Yeah, this would be if I were him That's what I'd want to do I'd stay there for as long as Saban wanted to coach and then take it over because you'll never get a job like that I feel like that's one of those. I'm gonna go here and rehabilitate myself, but he's been there for a little bit I don't know. I think just if I'm sorry, I would not go somewhere else in the SEC

So shout out to the Shanta clears need to shout the Santa Shanta clears Maybe the game of the year on the surf turf Coastal Carolina beating BYU. It's a very pleasing shade of green Yeah, hand up, you know ignorant college football fan I don't understand the context of why it was such a big game because they were both 9 and 0 and They both don't like they're they basically made the game Tuesday Which is the coolest thing like this is how it was in any time anywhere game, right? And we should actually they should start making these in college football college football is so much better off if everyone had like fuck Doing this. Hey, George is playing USC in 2038

Just have us have a have a get have a week open every year Maybe two weeks out. You're like, hey, you want to call up your friend. That's a 24-7 challenge Yeah, let's figure it out. Let's fucking do it. It should be and Texas should have to play in him every year. Yeah, that game Yes, but that was an awesome game The Shanta clears were I love just any team where like people are wearing fake mullets in the in the stands mullets vs. Mormons Yeah, mullets vs. Mormons. I think I counted three players that had mullets three. I think three starters. Yeah Yeah, it's on oh, they're awesome a lot more and and

The surf turf is awesome and shout out all the people that were like appalled that the Coastal Carolina Blocked Zach Wilson hard on interception. That was the biggest joke so that's one of those things where I was refreshing Twitter and Clicking on replies to all these tweets trying to figure out why somebody had a problem with it There was like one guy who I couldn't figure out what the problem was on a return You block a guy right find the quarterback you block somebody and yeah, he got his ass kicked on that return It's also football. He also could have stayed down. Yes. He's it's football Yeah, you do like that's you can let you can run away from the blocker or lay down, right?

Or after you get blocked the first time don't stand up and get your ass kicked by two guys Yeah, Phil Bravers would lay down you feel bro. Yeah, stay down He would have sat down crisscross applesauce. Yeah, he stays the fuck down But yeah, it was just so far. It was so funny because it's like what do you what sport do you guys think you're watching? Yeah, so now it's football now the shanty clears. Do they have a title claim? No, well, so they have to win the the fun belt first. Yeah, they play The I think Louisiana Lafayette still in the championship game BYU that kind of hurts their whole thing. I resume. Do you think BYU can overcome this loss and still get into the college football playoff?

Yeah, I don't know. Here's what I would love is for The shanty clears to play Cincinnati. Yes, and then it's like now you got the undefeated it's going at each other again Yeah, so just keep round robbing. This is If you're a power five team, I get it Why you wouldn't do it because like you never want to go in and play the small guy and lose But if you're if you're not in the power five you should start doing this for scheduling You should start like having an open date where you can go play the best power five or non-power fives around the country Because that's gonna boost each other like if you see F had played the best non-power five

They're undefeated season at the end of the year. That would help them It would be great if there was a midseason bowl game. Yeah, where it was. Yeah, where it was like The whoever was leading the Sun Belt against whoever was in first place in the Mac. Yeah. Yes, would be great Coastal is at Troy Saturday, and then the fun belt championship against ULL. Mm-hmm, which by the way ULL That was a crazy app state. Yeah, the Friday night, right? Yeah, the ULL snapper had five Five snaps and they took the intentional over his over his like took a snap under center the craziest Safety I've ever seen in my life. It made no sense. That's it. That's a coach that just loves coaching football

He just couldn't he could he could have just been like take Run half that distance back and then try to kick it, right, right? Anyone kick right. It was crazy What else any other big college football? Oklahoma is doing the classic Oklahoma thing where they sucked at the beginning of the year Everyone forgot about them and now everyone's like look out at home a playing great football I'm saying by the fact that Oklahoma sucked too bad early on to be considered by me Yeah, to be for real, but I'm I think I might be a Spencer Spencer Rattler. Well, it's a great name. Yeah I will see how he does against Iowa State because he pissed me off last time against Iowa State when he was wearing those big earrings and throwing

Interceptions. Oh, also my old man yells a cloud moment another big college football storyline the return of Coaches wives shopping for houses in Austin, Texas came back this week. Yep So urban Myers wife was reported to be shopping for houses They do that Austin is really great at that They've got a bunch of realtors who are always I think they use it as marketing opportunities to just like leak out the fact that Either Nick say Miss Terry is down here looking for houses in Westlake or urban Myers And they're also real big on having like fake announcements in the Austin airport I mean like um Nick Saban your bag is now at the luggage counter if you'll please report to the luggage counter Nick Saban

Yep, and then that becomes a story from somebody that tweets it out. Texas is the king of that I still think I've kind of flipped on I think that Herman's gonna stick around after this Well, they owe him a lot of money. They don't really that's not really that's never been a drawback for Texas Oh, they're making cuts and everything. We're in a pandemic a panning ever heard of it Yeah, and this it's really just it's urban or bust for them because I don't Kirk Herbst streets Actually, he's he hates Texas and it's very funny because all he doesn't speak truth about how ridiculous the job is and how it's a No-win job So I

Maybe they'll wise up and it'll be urban or nothing else Ohio State kick the shit out of Michigan State Which they needed to do shout out Indiana Indiana is just a flat out better team than Wisconsin right now Tom Allen's like coach of the year that guy is he just gets in fights Celebrating and and loves us. He's a big time like Emotional hot like if one of his players gets hurt he will hug him for 25 minutes Like that's the type of coach Tom Bo Nick's is gonna get like six or seven opportunities to be a starting quarterback in the NFL And he's gonna blow all of them. Oh, he's so bad. He's so bad

He's so bad and then oh Clemson is on official. Fuck you watch. So be careful. Dabbo is pissed They gatorade bathed him. I guess to go to the ACC championship game. So that will be that was gonna get mad about that Yes, yes, and Dabbo's mind. He did not deserve a gatorade bath for that. No, we're gonna say Billy No game back to Texas the forum inside, Texas is Taking a picture of urban Meyer in a random room and they're trying to match it up with Austin Resorts, I love Taking zoom in ends of like the the curtains in the chairs. This is like God don't fuck with cats Yeah, they're don't fuck. Yeah, it's don't fuck with cats. Don't fuck. I had nothing on Hogville the Arkansas message board back

Yes, well, dude, how about when when Jim Jim McElwain fucking shark? Yeah minutes ago Urban Meyers out for Texas. Oh, okay. Hey, that was official Pat for you retweeted can confirm earlier report From horns to 47 that former Ohio State Coach Urban Meyers told Texas officials He has chosen not to return to coaching for health reasons He is quote sorting through what to do next. That's from they got to keep Tom Herman I love it that Tom Herman's just like he just has to be a cock. There's like, yeah, Urban Meyers Not gonna take jobs. So I guess we'll keep Herb Street's right though that job that job. It's impossible You know what it low-key sucks that does because you basically have to live in a season of succession

Where every you're surrounded by a bunch of much richer people than you that think that they all control the football team But they're like six guys that each think that they're the top guy Yes, and you're never gonna be the top guy Correct always gonna be one of the dudes that's right in a check and they think that they think they should be winning Like Clemson in Alabama in Ohio State, but guess what like those are kind of the only teams that win like that. Yeah Yeah, good college football Saturday to wind it down. I think two more two more weeks All right, let's do who's back of the week and then we will let everyone get on with their Monday Who's back of the week is brought to you by a special?

sponsor that's McDonald's the McRib the McRib is Officially back the most important sandwich of the year the McRib is officially back and available for a limited time at participating McDonald's Pft. You had a McRib. You said you loved it. Yeah, love loved it. It was tasty Yes, I said Tom cactus jack sent me Yes, barbecue sauce and a pickle on it. Love it So fun facts about the McRib real quick because it is back some cities get the McRib every year But others have gone up to seven years without the McRib the longer places have without it the more outcry for it to return There is that's like a this is like a champion in the championship drought a McRib drought

the McRib has appeared in lots of shows from Simpsons to Family Guy and more the New York Times vice time and more have featured op-eds about the McRib and People have driven over state lines to get a McRib because it's not available in their area one man started a McRib Finder that told people where the McRib is available and when and some have decided to just find ways to make their own McRib But when it isn't available, but the McRib is back It is our who's back of the week go get yourself a McRib available for a limited time and Participating McDonald's so it's not gonna last forever You know the deal with the McRib, but it is back right now

So go check to see if your local McDonald's has a McRib. How can you not you have to it's Sweeping the nation everyone has to have a McRib if you don't have a McRib You're a loser because guess what McRib is only back for a certain amount of time and then it's gone again So go check it out McRib at Your local McDonald's available for a limited time at participating McDonald's McRib. Okay. Hank. Who's back? I was back the week is the Paul brothers. Oh Talked about it the other day kind of how it's like a you know, love them or hate them. They're not going away Yeah, Logan Paul brother of Jake Paul

Just signed his fight for Floyd Mayweather. So that's that's that's gonna be Mayweather's next fight And what I'm gonna fight next. I'm not sure he's at either Conor McGregor. I think a former UFC guy or Billy football Hear me out it would work He needs to fight more people before he fights a professional fighter. He said himself Just tweet at Jake Paul say fight Billy football. You're scared. It'd be sick. It'd be awesome I bet you all would buy it because there's a good chance getting knocked out that exact thing That's exactly. Yeah. Mm-hmm strategy script and just so who knows Billy's not taking any other fights So if you think you're talking random intern wants to show up here. I'm not trained

I'm not no nice. You know the new Jake Paul because some people are trying to fight you right so you can be like Jake Paul I know exactly what you're going through. Yeah, bro People are trying to fight. It's crazy. You should actually smoke you guys if you don't fight You should just get married because the hashtag would be so great the Billy football Billy fight Paul. Yeah fight Paul You actually said that earlier with someone's like hey is this really happening he's like you're you just like yeah Basically, yeah Shooting my shot, but wait Billy. So Floyd may whether is fighting against Logan, right?

Right. The always a little smaller Logan small Jake is a big guy though. No, no Logan's like the actual big guy No, Jake is big. He's like What's your entire premise of fighting Jake Paul is you think he's like five nine what happens when he's six two He's not actually six two, but what happens did the math, okay? Anyway, the math. I did anyway I like did a whole like forensic analysis of how tall you took three pictures in AWS And then he drew a line in Microsoft paint. All right. I know I know there's like sports science 110 doesn't know who I am hundreds of people done when you reach though. Don't be like that But I know but it's like but it's like I know everyone that I retweet ever if you just put me at the tip of the spear

I'm like best friends with that engine that writes fire Anthony Lynn on our ass. Yeah. Yep. Who I had Anyway, I think it would be great if it happened. What do you mean dude? It's happening It's gonna happen. So let's wrap some context around this because the thing that he retweeted was your idea Which admittedly is amazing idea that you should make an app That's for guys that want to fight Jake Paul so they can meet up and fight each other Right. So I think you take that one step further and then you just fight everybody that signs up for that app And then you become king of the guys that want to fight Jake Paul and then he has to fight you. Okay? That's a lot of fights though. Yeah, but you know what you to be the best you got to beat the best warrior

Yeah It's gonna work another app on the table that I got developed. Yep. What happened to the last one the jism It's still in the works was it called waiting for we're waiting for Waiting for the pandemic hang out. Where's the cold? Where's the beef? It's called? It's called gala gala Damn, it's so forgettable If you're listening if you don't know about gala it has nothing to do with like gala's What so ever it's the gala party. Yeah, no, you just try to make a fancy Party billy was a Tom Haverford and tried to name his app something that sounded expensive. Yeah, it's a good idea

Tell me what the app is. It's a Trojan horse It's an app to find out how many bar like does the bar have dudes farting it or not? Yeah, it's called gala It's at its very core is for guys who want to be in a room with as few guys as possible You created you created backpages and called it gala All right, you have to eat her who's back my who's back of the week is People asking is diehard a Christmas movie. I thought I saw it starts at This is the hot dog is a sandwich debate if anybody asks you this question. They are police officer Do not answer them. It's an older and older crop of people that are asking it's trickling up into the older generations every single year

So it's it's honestly This is so much worse than LeBron MJ. It's so bad. I've never seen diehard. How about you? It's something current like whether or not Joe Flacco is elite. It's so bad though PFT It makes me so so uh, yeah, it just it gives it gives me bad goose bumps the bad version of it Yeah, I guess it's HPV But it gives me it makes me shudder when I think of people having this conversation in the year of our lord 2020 So don't please just do me favorite. Don't don't make me see you having this conversation. Please don't do it I will lose respect for you. Please don't do it

All right My who's back is making stupid bets because for some reason I totally forgot I did this in the middle of the witching hour But some dude treated me. Hey big cat if the lions win today, you have to suck my balls and I said, oh fine So I gotta suck that guy's balls That's fine. Shout out paid board man. I'm gonna be sucking your balls, bro I mean is he for real those you're gonna come if you come to New York I'll suck your balls. That's how it works and you can fight Billy. You gotta pay one. That's a two for once Pardon my

Balls and you can fight Billy. That's the immersive part of my take experience Mm-hmm PMT fancy. That's called the part of my take car wash you go to ESPN You get to go fucking first take and maybe some like, you know greenies radio show you come to PMT Billy will cave your skull in while I suck your testicles and let Hank's dog rubber slimy dick on it All right, Billy who's back? Parley sheet hit again this week. Oh hell yeah, honey. Yeah, my can't lose didn't win because PFT made me switch Otherwise one big cat. Are you your own man? Yeah? Yeah, wait, is it called being a good parlor is it called the big cat parlay?

Or is it called being a good cat when PFT makes really good points you I trusted you But I guess I should my bet was correct But it wasn't there was a material change It was in the last seconds of the game. It sucks that I was the recognition one one Yeah, it's crazy because the can't lose parlay is never lost before it was gonna be on a hot streak and you ruined it Oh, but on that note, you should have followed the bird alert the bird alert It was a bloodbath for birds this weekend in the NFL. Yeah over two and a half bird teams plus 155 That hit early. Yeah often. All right. So good job, Billy. It worked. Yeah. So how much money you went?

$30 how much money did you put it a hundred but it's still positive wait what it's better than losing money So wait, what would you wait wait you lost $70? No, no, I Spent a hundred dollars and you got 30 back and I got a hundred and thirty back Okay, all right. Is that counting the two units that I gave you to shut up during which no So technically I'm up a hundred and seventy. Okay. Nice. Nice. Nice. Good job. Yeah I started as a joke, but now it's actually working like now. You're probably gonna quit your job Yeah, which god forbid that happens. I don't know don't go No, don't leave please. Please. We love you. I won't take what you oh, man. Thank God

Rick Patina nice way. Nope. No. No. He's back. Nope first win first win. That was quick Yeah, so that's it. No, no Said that I have a stalker. I have a stalker. He wants to kill me in a restaurant Frankie just you have a great a fighter right here who will protect you Frankie just make sure that the security cameras are on and don't let him in after hours That's all I'm gonna say you guys are putting my life at risk You know what I want to make a a Rick Patino bet on the barcel sports book where will I own a score their first points in the first 13 seconds, I think people would bet on I don't condone

all right, let's do numbers and Animal fact 18 can Billy go to for two no, no, I took the 69 home with me eight. Oh, so that makes it easier for us Yeah, what I have it. I kept it Billy you should put that up on my no youth. That's theft you stole you stole it from me You know what I stole the 69 ping-pong. It's in a very safe place. What are you gonna do with it? I just keep it next to my God is gonna eat it. It's literally right next to my bedside table. I wake up already. Yeah It's already so that means it's on the floor. I look it's right next to my bedside table I laugh every time I look at it and

Make my day better 51 eight we're sticking with eight. I'm retired. No, you can't retire. I'm retired. I'm going out If one of us hits we get to either retire ourselves or bring Billy back in 57. All right, I'm bringing Billy back in with 87 right now What'd you say 82 what'd you say 51 What'd I say 57? Yeah Possums are the only marsupials in the United States Jake's the current That's awesome. You're really good at that Jake Jake. You're really good

You're the hottest ping-pong guy. Jake talk us through My god, that's so good. Give us a post-game speech about You're so good at this, you know the the lottery machines are really good competitor, but tonight I have to pat myself on the back I was a little bit better That's so perfect. I really showed up and he's like retired guys you Oh guys you do it It's one of you done for me lately leak all right Jake official decision

Are you sitting out or are you bringing Billy back Billy's back? I'm not Billy your piece of shit Try to trick us to play Call of Duty with Really what was your Oh I said Oh

Oh Hey Oh It's part of my take presented by bar stool sports You