Pardon My Take - NFL Week 13, Niners Pump The Eagles, Fastest 2 Minutes, College Football Playoff Set And Florida State Got Screwed

Episode Date: December 4, 2023

NFL Week 13 is here and we start with Fastest 2 Minutes. We then recap every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:11) Lions 33, Saints 28 (00:09:11-00:22:15) Texans 22, Broncos 17 (00:22:15-00:29:55) Colts 31, Titans 28 (00:29:55-00:36:36) Cardinals 24, Steelers 10 (00:36:36-00:44:46) Falcons 13, Jets 8 (00:44:46-00:52:18) Dolphins 45, Commanders 15 (00:52:18-00:59:48) Chargers 6, Patriots 0 (00:59:48-01:04:27) Bucs 21, Panthers 18 (01:04:27-01:05:41) Rams 36, Browns 19 (01:05:41-01:12:56) Chiefs 27, Packers 19 (01:12:56-01:22:14) Niners 42, Eagles 19 (01:22:14-01:38:40) We then talk college football playoff and how Florida State got screwed but we ended up with a great College Football Playoff. Talk Championship Saturday and more. (01:38:40-02:13:33)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take football week 13. We're going to talk about every game from Sunday, the crown jewel. The max haters are going to have a great time. Lions back on track. We also are going to do fastest two minutes as always.

And because it was a crazy weekend in college football championship weekend, the playoff is set. We will be discussing that and how Florida state got screwed. So great Monday show for everyone football football football. It's all brought to you by our friends at proper number 12 Irish whiskey rich and smooth proper number 12 Irish whiskey new smooth to the core proper number 12 Irish apple new crisp and fresh proper number 12 Irish apple. It's founded by Conor McGregor for every bottle sold. Adherination is made to support our brave first responders. I've been drinking proper number 12 Irish apple every single weekend with the college football show. It is delicious. It's the perfect football whiskey. It's a perfect tailgate whiskey.

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Over to Ryle John Maryland, where it was a disturbing performance from the commanders, as Tyreek got down with the quickness, and the quarterback said, 2, 2, 2, 2, aah, aah, Sam, can I buy a vow and try to solve a puzzle? Is it IOU, a new head coach? Andrew Van Pingle was a light colored streak through the red zone as he scored on a first half pick six and Riverboat Ron looks like he's about to be out to see. The Dolphins 45 the Commanders 15 in Pittsburgh where the Arizona Cardinals got murried as Jonathan Ganon said to his quarterback in Titan you now may kiss McBride. LeBron James told us not to

use the word bitch this weekend, but he never said anything about Mitch, as Trabisky came in relief for picket after multiple randlings. The Steelers trying to rally late, but James Conor McGregor knocked them out, leaving the Steelers looking like a dead mask got clinging onto its former glory, speaking to Conor McGregor by your property, twin number 12 Irish whiskey today. Cardinals 24, Steelers 10. Over to the music city,

where Gordard are many men, many, many, many men, many men with death upon me. Menshu might be the second string quarterback, but got equals 50 cent. And it was popping them things in overtime against the Titans. Brian Bonehouse suffered a brothel injury as back-to-back punch were blocked, changing the course of the game.

Michael Sarah Pittman gave a super bad ending for Titans fans and over time as a coach walked off with a touchdown. Coach 31, little Titans 28. We now get to our program of games that were absolutely horrible to watch if no one ever wants to recap for First Stop Falcon's Jets with our correspondent memes in Metallands. We had up to MetLife where Arthur A Smith told the Jets, stay off the touchdowns. My J Cole Pruitt was yelling, get off my dick after scoring the only touchdown of the afternoon.

Robert Mertau Sala turned a Xavier Mel Gibson and said, I'm getting too old for this shit. Simmy on Rogers died for our Simmy on. People pop. You are dead. Simmy on. Falcon 13 jets eight. That one was terrible but we got an even worse game.

We're going up to Foxboro with Henry Lockwood for the Chargers and the Patriots. Over to Gillette, where a shootout took place the likes of which new Englanders haven't seen since the American Revolution. Bryce Hall Bairnger said he's not a fighter. He was never a fighter after putting up his best shot at total punching yards in the game, but ultimately coming up short to JK Rowland Scott, who lit up the scoreboard with the Lumos spell for a total of 367 yards punching on the day. Speaking of JK Rowling, Cameron Dickherr identified as he slashed him after knocking in two field goals, including the game winner. New England Zero, the San Diego Super Charges 6.

We go out west where the New York Jet hasn't landed quite yet as Joe Sacco got canceled late. The Rams ran the Aero Pastali raid offense with their Puka necklaces as Cooper Cupin noodles chipped in having a sidelines cheer like raw men. John Johnson, whose name literally translates to Glory Hall, stuck his head through the wall and sucked away a deep ball and Brown's lose as LA takes down Cleveland. 36 to 19, we now go over to the city of brotherly love with our Chief Eagles correspondent, our Birdman Max.

We had over to fill in Elfia, when the 49ers won the Super Bowl in week 13 big Dom Toretto De Sandro took it personally when Drake Greenlaw tried to threaten the family but the birds were unable to fight for his honor AJ soprano Brown returned to his dominant self but was left looking at his his final stat line saying so what no fucking TD now One two three both Samuels backed up his shit talk by scoring a trio of touchdowns against the trash Billy secondary and ultimately smushed the birds two seed 49ers 42 one CD Eagles 90 Boom you develop a little bit of the Italian accent over there boom. Hey, I mean, it was kind of an Italian show there.

Yeah, there's a little bias there, you boom. Little bias. Oh, no, I've just reported the fact. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Staining out of corner, James Winston down in Nola. Such a fine side to see.

It's sharing up my load Throw a sandblow port The lion's looking good at 9 and 3 Put your nuts in the sea cap They're biting ee-caps And just like always this song And are reeee-caps The lion's go marching 33-28 and that is the fastest two minutes

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If you're a truck person or thinking about becoming a truck person, do it with Chevy. One of the greatest sponsors apart in my take history, Chevy.com, do it now, Chevy.com. Okay, week 13 in the books. We're watching right now, uh, Packers, cheese, which we'll talk about at the end. And it's bullshit right now because Jordan love just keeps throwing balls up and they somehow get completed. Uh, I also want to say that I love the new wrinkle that we do where whenever, uh, someone in this room has a bad loss, they have to write a boomer about it because Because Max memes Hank, great job. Yeah, great job all around.

Max, I laughed out loud at at similar to soprano stuff. Yeah, yeah. No fucking TD. TD. You know, there was one moment today in the in the Eagles game where Max actually got mad at AJ and he goes, fucking AJ. Yeah.

And he sounded like Tony soprano. Sound exactly like it was awesome. And he even realized it. Yeah. That's what made me goes fucking AJ. Yeah. And he sounded like Tony soprano. Sound exactly like it was awesome. And he even realized it. Yeah. That's what made me think of it. Yeah. So, uh, all right. We're going to talk about every game. We also going to talk college football this week on Monday show because a lot went on so that deserve some time. But let's start. Let's, let's dive right in to Sunday, which will just be honest. There wasn't like a ton of great football being played. There were a couple of good games.

Yeah. The Texans Broncos game was pretty good at the end. The Saints tried to make it a good game. Yeah, so that was the first game I listed. I, those are the two first games. Yeah, that's what I had. I had Lions 33 Saints 28. First game listed.

The Lions jumped out to a 21 nothing lead in like six and a half minutes. The Saints, I got very frustrated. We actually were watching the game and I was like, get the Saints off the main TV. I can't watch them anymore with sound because they're so frustrating to watch. But the Lions defense will keep any team in the game. And it looked for a second there like they were going to blow like the perfect start to a game, but they hold on their nine and three. They are, I think they I think I can never do the math. It's not as simple as it feels like it's not as simple as baseball, even though it's the exact same math magic number. Yeah, they're like the thing to imagine number might be five with a lion's have now officially won the NFC South

Yes, every team in the NFC South. Yes. Because they beat every team in the NFC South. Yes. But they are on the precipice at 9 and 3 and the second place teams being 6 and 6 and the Vikings and possibly 6 and 6 in the Packers. So they are on the precipice of having their first home playoff game since 1993. The tricky part is that they still have two games left against the Vikings.

Yes. So we have to watch out for that. But yeah, the Lions, it felt like the game was over after like six minutes into the Viking. Yes. So we have to watch out for that. But yeah, the lines, it felt like the game was over after like six minutes into the game. I've changed my mind. So as we're not Saints fans, so it's very easy for us to say, just put James Winston in the game all the time, because he's more entertaining for us to watch

as somebody that doesn't have a dog in the fight. If I was a Saints fan, I would still want Derek Carout, but they should just let that offense run through Tason Hill all the time. If I was a Saints fan, I would still want Derek Carr out, but they should just let that offense run through Tassam Hill all the time. Yeah. There's nobody like him in the NFL. He seems to be effective at moving the chains. The offense is something that like, you can't really prepare for that. Well, it's like facing the triple option if you're in college. If you have a Tassam Hill game, like you haven't played an offense like that all season and Tassam Hill is good enough at being a quarterback and good

enough running with a football where I feel like he would be a much better start of the Derek Garter. And I also think that Taisam Hill there's a human element to take some hill that a defense probably would just get so sick of guarding them because it's either a pass. He's okay as a passer, but when he runs he's just going to try to run everyone over. Yeah.

And at some point it feels like Taisam Hill never runs out of energy. But yeah, I agree. It's the Saints are, the Saints just have to admit that they suck and that they have to start blowing everything up because the Saints have been doing this for, it started the end of the Breeze era and it's been going on ever since where they just continually kick the can down

the road. The Saints are 70, next year they're going to be 71 million dollars over the cap. Oh, the Saints. I don't even know how that's possible. The Saints are always in cap hell. They've been in cap hell for the last six years. Well, why wouldn't they just start trading people?

I don't know, the cap doesn't exist. Start cutting, start trading, just reset everything. I don't know, like if you're a Saints fan, you have to want a fresh restart because they've been holding on for what feels like a decade now to a lot of the same pieces. And yeah, they got robbed in the NFC championship game when, you know, the Rams and the Pass and the Affirmative and everything.

There were moments where they were close, but at this point, it feels like the party, it's like, this party's been going on for way too long and everyone's looking around and being like, hey, should we just go home? Like, we gotta end this. I feel like the Saints are the perfect embodiment of a team with a roster that was awesome four years ago.

And it still has names that you think like, oh shit, this is pretty good. And then guys are injured all the time. And like Michael Thomas is out again and Rashid Shahid who I love was out today. And that actually brings me to my other point. It's like the Lions defense, they'll keep everyone in the game.

Because we joked about it on Friday. How Dennis Allen says this is an explosive offense the Saints have He was right today crystal off it was incredible and they only had really crystal off a Jimmy Graham score to touch down Mm-hmm Jimmy Graham everyone in the room was like Jimmy Graham. He scored a touchdown So I the lions I don't know what they're gonna be able to do in terms of figuring out what to do on defense because Every game is just gonna be a heart attack for them where it doesn't matter what lead they have, everyone's still in this game. Yeah, they're just hoping to outscore everybody.

And if you're a lion's fin, or at least I do, I want to see James Williams get the ball in space way more often. I feel like he's always open run it's freaking down the field. They'll throw like one deep shot to him per game. They gave him the ball on. He was either a reverse end around something like that at the end of the game that kind of iced it and got him in open space. He is so fucking fast. Yeah. Get him the ball in space. And then I think you'll be able to outscore almost everybody. But yeah, the defense, the defense is an

issue. Hutchison had that one hit on Derek Car, which I think it, I think we might have like a competitor to Drew Breeze's 16 crack ribs that he had that one sees. Yeah, it was bad. It was a nasty hit that Derek Kart took. And then when Tassam came in the game, you're right. I think he delivered, he like tackles guys. Yeah. As they're trying to tackle him, he's like,

if you're gonna take me out, I'm gonna take you out first and like wrap you up and take you to the ground as I go down myself. He treats a football game like who will tap first? It doesn't really matter about yards and like, you know, a production. It's like, I'm just going to try to physically beat up everyone on the defense. And when there's no one left, then we win. Yeah, he's going to try to run into your face if you're a linebacker.

And then the next time you try to tackle him, maybe you'll be like one step slower because you don't want to get hit in your face. So he gets an extra two yards off that. So I actually think that the Saints if they want to win and You still have a chance to win the NFC style crazy, which is crazy You're not a very good team, but that division's garbage So you have a chance to win if you want to win just do all taste them all the time put James in occasionally I like him as like a change of pace guy, but they should he upon they should want they should want to lose if you're a Saints fan

And maybe I'm way off Saints fans can tell me I'm stupid for this, but if I were a Saints fan, I would wanna lose, because I would want for there to be, the worst thing that happened in Saints is they somehow get into the playoffs as the NFC South representative lose a game, and then they can tell themselves, oh, we were pretty close, we were a playoff team.

Like, you just gotta hit reset on everything. And everything. just a reminder Dennis Allen as a head coach his record is now 20 and 45. He's so bad. Um, the other big story from this game was the chain game guy who probably had the worst injury of any chain game operator of all time. Um, seeing cool hand Luke, cool hand Luke shaking it over here boss. Uh, he, uh, it was, it was crazy. He got carted off. He, they stopped the game. He got carted off. That's how bad he broke his leg on the sideline and they showed it and he was screaming. I feel bad. I shouldn't laugh. I'm not laughing, but I am also laughing because it's

just got a suck to be like wearing the, you know, the bib, the visor, the bib, and then getting carted off and having an NFL game stop because you have to get carted off. Yeah, anytime you get severely injured in a bib, it's not a very good look. And he didn't have that human reaction that most people have where your body goes into shock for a second. Yeah, he was immediately in pain. And it was just his leg. They had that one shot where his leg was just dangling and you're like, oh my god. One thing that I love is when players, if they run over a cameraman or a chain-gain guy or anybody on the sidelines, if they stick around, they help them up, they give them like a little hug.

You should, you should not be penalized. They should continuously reset the play clock to give a player enough time to like pick a guy off the ground and make sure he's okay. And like, you know, just get him back in the zone, tell him a little joke, learn a fact about his family. Yeah. Something because it's, I understand why Camara had to run out of there after he saw that the guy was injured.

He's got to get back on the field for the next play. But just from a human element side, Roger Cadill. I know you're a long time listener, a big time AWL. Just reset the play clock. Let the guys take care of the people on the sidelines when they run them over. Getting injured in a bib, that's just a bad thing. There's things you just don't want to be. You don't want to get injured naked. You don't want to Getting injured in a bib. That's just a bad thing. Like there's things you just don't wanna be.

You don't wanna get injured naked. You don't wanna get injured in a bib. Pretty much a baby if you get injured in a bib. Yeah, it's just like, cause you know that he had to go off, that you know, he gets carted off, and then they're in the tunnel, and he's probably like riding in pain,

and they're looking at him, and they're like, hey man, we're gonna need this bib. Do you get access? We're gonna need someone else to be on the chain gang. So we don't have to take this bib for me. Do they have a backup in emergency chain gang? I'm sure they do. Third string guy.

Do you get access to the team's healthcare professionals and their facilities if you get hurt on the chain gang? I, yeah, if I were on the chain gang and I got rolled up like that guy and I was just sadly crying in my bib in the tunnel, I'd be like, can you at least give me some tour at all? Yeah, like just at least give me some tour at all. Let me, let me feel fine for a minute. I'd be like, can you at least give me some to or at all? Yeah, like just at least give me some to or at all. Let me let me feel fine for a minute. I'd be like shoot it up and send me back out there. Yeah,

give me a give me a prescription doc. I had one last thing. Sam Laporta is awesome and a fun stat. Sam Laporta had 140 yards on Sunday. So he got very close to I was entire yards output on Saturday. They had 155 yards against Michigan, San LePort, they had 140 yards. And I just, I know we're going to talk college football and the playoffs and everything, but I have a fun step from you from the Iowa season, which I

I've professed my love for Iowa because they piss everyone off so much. But Iowa, do you know that Iowa had over a thousand yards more punting than offense this year? I had three thousand 52 yards offense, 4,119 punting yards. They were 133 out of 133 on offense. They were first out of 133 on punting. That's awesome. So J. Koo to had that, that's, like, it's beautiful. But Sam LaPorta, I don't know how Iowa has like the best tight ends and these offensive, like, awesome offensive players, and then they just don't play

offense on Saturday. Yeah, so you've got Hockinson in the league, you've got Kittle, you have LaPorta, you have Noah Fant, Yeah, you've got some pretty good tight ends. It's crazy in the NFL And they all dominate and in in college they block They're like they're primarily like no fan caught a lot of passes But they're primarily blocking tight ends in college and they get to the NFL You're like oh shit you can do that too. I will right now as bad as their offense was 133 out of 133. I don't know exactly as a fact that people say I'm maybe stupid,

but I bet you somewhere on their roster right now is a pro bull tie-dend. Yeah, or maybe even a wide receiver. Yeah, like it's gonna end up being, we're gonna see this guy in three years. We're like, wait, he was on that team. My favorite part about Iowa this year is that their punt returner is by far the most dynamic player that I have. Who would you say? Yeah. And it is out Yeah. And they they don't use them on offense.

Well, he got it. But I'm saying like during during the season, he's electric with a ball in his hand and they refuse to give them the ball in offense. Actually, if you are going through Iowa football with draws, if you're not, because Thursday night, we've got the Steelers and the Patriots seriously, and it's going to be a backup, maybe even a backup, backup quarterback for the Steelers. If you're drunk enough, they're going to look like Iowa football. So tune into that. That will be great. But yeah, Lions, I think all Lions fans are just going to be like, hey, we're riding the rollercoaster

here. We're nine and three. They're a very good team, but their defense every Sunday is like, who knows? Who knows what will happen I mean Bruce Irving still in the league. Yeah did not know that until today I think he just signed with the Lions, but he's been I think he's been like one and done and by one and done I mean like one game and then he gets injured for the last like four seasons in a row. Yeah Bruce Irving first round draft pick Same draft class as Russell Wilson and Seattle still in the league still making place. Yeah, so Lions keep keep just having fun games

Addison Ostrango is the current Iowa tie-down. He's next up. He's next up. Yeah, based on what 29 catches two touchdowns Okay, that might be too many catches. That's what we're saying over 12 11 games. No, I'm saying like Usually like the tie the tight ends have become incredible like they they're like It's a freshman right now who's just blocking he's off more and it would just be like the best Give me his what are his measurables there Jake? Addison of Strangle is a 6 4255 from Sun Prairie Wisconsin Yeah, okay, I kind of like him. I kind of like that guy. He's checking all the boxes. Yeah, yeah, Pro Bowler All right, what would have Hayden large got into the league and was just like the most athletic person ever? It will happen, yeah.

All right, next up, Texans 22 Broncos 17, I have a question for my friend Henry Lockwood. Yes. Hank, do you now believe in turnover luck? Yes. Literally what I said on Friday was gonna happen, happened. Turnover luck. The Broncos turned the ball over.

They threw three interceptions. The Texans fumbled the ball a couple. There was a botched snap and there was another fumble that they fell on and didn't turn the ball over at all. I'm going to push back on you here, big cat. I think that the Texans might be the best team at recovering fumbles. Well, the Texans take care of the ball. Like I was saying that on Friday, like they don't turn the ball over a ton and the turnover look for the

like the broncos having just every ball bounce their way was going to was going to at some point stop and it stopped in this game and it also happened to be a game where russle wilson threw three interceptions yeah the texans made great plays on those fumbles that he often to line more just hitting the ground diving all over the place. There's so many small things that the Texans do really well that end up making them win these close games because they are the king of close game in the NFL right now.

And CJ Stroud, you just know when he's dropping back and he gets his body like relaxes, you can see his shoulders just like, lose all the tension, he's about to make a sick throw, somebody's open, he's about to do it. Like you said last week, the game moved so slow for him. Whatever is processing speed is, whoever leaked the information about CJ Stroud not being able to pass

that S2 cognition test, genius. Genius smoke screen, because that guy processes things so quickly. And it actually, the Broncos did get a little bit of turnover in this game that kept them in the game. Because it could have been a, like, the Texans couldn't have, it could have been a game that didn't have to come down into the last play of the game with Russell Wilson

throwing an interception in the end zone. That strip that they called, they whistled the running back forward progress was the dumbest whistle ever. Like, I think we've gotten better in football that they let them play the play out and then they'll go review it. That was like an old school like 10 years ago where they just whistle the minute there's contact

because that was as clear as a fumble could be and the running back was trying to make a move who's trying to shed the tackle. There was another play too with CJ Stroud where he got tackled, he got sacked. And the second to Bronco's linebacker put his finger on him. The ref blew the whistle. CJ Stroud kept backpedal and away from the sack.

Probably should have had another six yards on it, but they said he was in the grasp as soon as contact. Big Ford Progress crew. Huge Ford Progress crew. Big Ford Progress crew. But yeah, this was more, so CJ Stroud's been the story this year for the Texans in the league. I thought this game was more, so C.D. Strauss been the story this year for the Texans in the league.

I thought this game was more about the Texans young defense showing up because Derek Stingley was incredible. He had two interceptions. Second one was awesome. And then Will Anderson had two sacks and a bunch of pressures. And it was like this Texans defense has now come along to a point where they can play on both sides of the ball and

they're just a good team. Yeah. You were correct about your take going into this game with a fumble lock turnover lock. I was just a little bit early on the tank. Tell me how I feel. I feel I feel terrible about that. So what happened was and I apologize to listeners. We try not to get things around this podcast, but I realized that when you say something

like this players out, you should probably get that one right. As fine. I believe. Takedel. I went and checked my line up. And it's like, oh, no, he's fine. I got so many people from like the fantasy football community being like, what's your source on tank Del? I haven't heard this. My source was I read a practice injury report where tank Del was out with a calf injury. I thought that meant that he was out for the game. I thought it's just a tank Del out. I didn't dig any further. That's on me. I should have dug one level further. Well meant that he was out for the game. I thought it's just a tank del out.

I didn't dig any further. That's on me. I should have dug one level further. Well, now he's out for the season. Now he's out for the season. I did feel bad. I even I put a bed in of him to score touchdown. And if you get scored, I was going to give it to somebody who had been negatively adversely

affected by my erroneous tank del reporting. But unfortunately, he got hurt, which sucks because he's awesome. And the Texans offense is way better with him in it. But that didn't really stop CJ today. That's one of my favorite parts about this podcast, because we get so many things wrong, but if you are like a Texans fan or own tank delan fantasy, you like stop and you're like, wait, they're wrong. It's like, dude, if you knew what we were, if you were following every team as closely as

you're following the Texans or tank del, you'd realize we get everything wrong. Yeah, it's a lot of stuff. It's just that you just had this happen to affect you personally and you're like, that's wrong. I was just a little early on the news. I feel bad for him because it's a fibula and I don't know. Depending on how bad a fibula is, maybe he could be back if they make a run on the playoffs but it did say out for the season already.

Yeah, it's the non-weight bearing bone. I've had that one. Okay. It's not great. They have Nico Collins though. Yeah, who's he's really good? What do you have? 190 yards.

190, one yards, nine catches. And it did feel it felt like the Broncos kind of just ran out of the luck that they've been running on. They're, I still think the Broncos could potentially get into the playoffs, but everything had been bouncing right for them. And then you had Russ, I think two out of the three interceptions were bad. And you had Russ kind of like fall back to earth a little bit. And now they are back into a I mean probably have to win every game. I mean, I don't know what the what the seven seeds gonna be in the AFC What do you think 10 wins or 11?

I think 10 wins. 10. So they're going to have to win four out of five. Yeah. Down the stride. They're going to have to pass the Colts. Yeah. And we will get to the Steelers, but we have it coming up in a minute. But I the Steelers, like we should as much as it's an injustice for Florida state.

Like we should do a committee for the playoffs because I don't want to see the the Steelers play the playoffs. I don't want to see the post stillers play the playoffs I don't want to see the There's starting quarterback Jessica and George. Yeah, we think they're different team different team I don't want to see this team in the playoffs. Yeah, like there should be a there should maybe be a fan vote for the seventh seat If there's I would I would actually not be opposed to a fan vote for the seventh seat biggest market Well, no probably if it was no No, if it like they have to be like all right, so they have to be 500 or above. If it was media market, it would be the chargers. The charges would still get, but there's not enough fans. Yeah. Like, I'd rather see the

bills than the Steelers. Would anyone rather see the Steelers than the bills and the playoffs? If we're going on who the best teams are, I really do think that they, it would be fun just for one season to have it come down to college football time. Yeah. Texans should be in the playoffs. Texans would be fun to watch in the playoffs right now close your eyes bills, Steelers neutral field wins that game. Do you do you want to see the the yeah, do you want to see the Chiefs of the Ravens play the the Steelers or do you want to see him play the bills? Well the bills have some really good losses. Yeah, schedule. They have great quality loss. They a great loss against what the Eagles. Great. They're, you know, the loss overseas. You can excuse that. It was a travel loss. Yep. So we'll close rise. Pretend that one didn't happen. Yeah, the bills should be a two seed. Yeah. Yeah.

And people are going to be mad at us for saying this. I'll throw in Texans as well. The Texans I would like to see in the playoffs. They are a very fun team to watch all their games are a fun watch So yeah, the the the playoff chances We said it on Friday, but the the percentages swing wildly after this game the Texans now have a decent shot to make the playoffs The Broncos have to jump a bunch of teams. Mm-hmm. Yeah, so right now as it stands You've got the Colts at the seven seed Cleveland six. I'm fine with the Colts. They're fun. Pittsburgh fifth seed. Yeah. Actually, either the Colts or the Browns, I'm fine with either one of those teams. Yeah.

It's just this deal. I know. Sealers fans. She don't think Sealers should be that upset. No, they're kind of just like we're also sick of watching this team playful. They understand when when TJ went down, that looked like that was the last thing they have to root for. Yeah. All right. Speaking of the Colts, Colts 31, Titans 28, the Colts survive by the special teams wizardry.

I don't know who their special teams coach is, but he drew up. I don't know if this was more the Titans not Understanding how to block enough guys, but they did have like a it was basically the guy running free to block back-to-back punts One was so so blocked that it was actually not a block pun. It was a fumble Mm-hmm because he got there before he could even punt it And they put they took out the punter for the Titan Stonehouse, Stonehouse, he's a beast. Which again, like bib injury, really bad. I actually think punter injury is just as sad because when a punter gets injured,

they don't really put a bunch of medical support around him. No, because the play keeps going on. Right. And the punter, I think he was going through shock because he was just laying completely motionless like he was dead on the field. And then the play goes on around you. And there's people like much larger people than you jumping over your body, trying to

get to the ball. And they don't put like I would just imagine if a punter gets hurt, they're not having like the head team doctor look after them. They're like, Hey, we'll just have an intern just, you know, bring you into the locker room and we'll figure this out later. Every team has a vet that they send out there and that's for the special teams. It's for kickers, punters, the lesser extent holders.

She's a sad injury. Not the real doctor. I can't think of anything Mike Vrable wants to do less with his week than trying to find like a fill in punter. Yeah. Like that's the last thing that Vrable very folk did a good job. He did okay, yeah, but you know that Vrable

is gonna sit down as a desk and be like, fuck, I have to like find a backup punter now to join our team. How do I even, I don't want to do that. Who cares? Yeah. And Ryan Tannenhill came in and not the best hold on the extra point that could have won them the game if they had gotten that because they went into overtime. Yeah. And he redeemed himself with the with the field goal and then Gardner Minceu. He just, he's just, he's hit. I think he's sealing of Gardner Minceu. I think he's at peak Gardner Menshu. He just, he's just, he's hit. I think he's sealing of Gardner Menshu. I think he's at Pete Gardner Menshu right now.

They're seven and five. No one has more fun than Gardner Menshu when they win, which I love. After the game, he was so pumped up in the locker room. People seem to be excited for him. Again, they're a really well coached team. Shane Sikin is coach of the year. At that, that touchdown play,

the Michael Pittman touchdown, where they ran a fake rub route was like so perfectly, you know, we're watching every game. So it's like, I don't know exactly every single play, but I have to imagine they had run that rub route a bunch of times and then to save the fake for that exact moment was ran to perfection. My two votes right now are going to, I think I'm going to give them to stiken and then Dmitko, I think I'm gonna give him to Stichen, and then Dmitco Rines. I'm gonna give mine to Stichen and Nick Sabin.

Okay, smart coach of the year. Well, Bella checked too, because he's doing a great job of tanking. It's great job of tanking. Really good job of tanking. Incredible job of tanking. Derek Henry is still good. Yes, he got jacked up a little bit,

but he still had 100 yards. Ran to shy. Yeah. The Titans are, you know, Colts a little bit But he's still had 100 yards ran to shy. Yeah The Titans are you know, Colts are five and one on the road Which is pretty incredible and one of those wins is a road game in Germany too and they won a game Remember they won a game in Baltimore. They won a game in Baltimore people forget that they beat the Ravens They beat the Ravens in overtime the the Colts are I'm still shocked that the culture the 17 right now like did no one expected this from this Colts are, I'm still shocked that the Colts are the 7 seed right now. Like no one expected this from this Colts team. Yeah.

Especially after Anthony Richardson went down. Yeah. If they make the playoffs, I'm going to get an El Camino for Gardner Minshuit. It's what he would want. How many years do you think it's going to take for the Titans to play on turf before I get used to it? I'm still not used to it. Do the Titans play on turf?

Yeah. Probably forever. I just expect them to have that grass that then in late in the season, it gets really weird colored. I think they had it grass last year. Pretty sure. Yeah, when did they change?

I think it was this year. But every time they show Titans game, I'm like, what is this? It would get gray. Yeah, it would get really gray. I think they had it when member, it was a Josh Dobbs versus the cowboys. They covered the spread last year on a Thursday night game. Maybe it was it was the game that they showed Taylor

Luana in a wheelchair. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. Yeah. That was a really good one. Yeah, there's certain teams that I can't ever imagine playing on turf like the Bears. Yeah, I can never imagine the bears. The commanders commanders can't ever they should always have just shitty, shitty stadiums. Right. The Titans were a brothers and arms with like shitty fields. Who's next up? Who's got the worst field besides besides me and you? The commanders. No, we just said the commanders. We said the commanders. Commanders and bears have have a awful field because of bad teams and bad

bodies. We know bad teams, bad facilities, bad records, bad coaches. It's got the worst. You get a lot of bad. The grounds could be up there. Jets. Yeah. Jets have fake turf. We're talking about the real turf teams that are going to...

Because like the Titans were one of the last passions of like, this is grass that's going to really suck in December, but it doesn't matter because Derek kind of will run it down your throat. And then they made the switch and I'm not used to the switch. Heinsfield. Heinsfield. Oh, the Steelers played on fake grad. I would that would bother me. I would quit football.

That would bother me a lot. The Steelers should actually go back to three rivers and play on like the pavement. Astro turf. Yeah. I saw a picture of Barry Sanders running the football this weekend. And he was wearing just like basketball speakers Yeah, people people used to wear basketball shoes basically during NFL games. Yeah, it was awesome Okay, so yeah, we gotta we gotta keep it. There's we've lost a lot of grass recently. Mm-hmm

We're losing grass at a rapid pace. It's all this synthetic K2 shit. It'll be weird if Lambo ever went to it That would be very bizarre that'd be really strange Yeah, but they somehow keep the grass looks I think they put a tarp on it all the time They know what they got the oil underneath. They don't have they don't have concerts there They probably do have concerts, but it's not like massive events like in Chicago or in DC. Yeah They definitely do They have all the season ticket holders. That's a lot of weight Let's see.

Where else would you have a big concert in Wisconsin? Well, Lambo has a Milwaukee or Madison. Lambo has like how many people live in Green Bay? It's not more than like a hundred thousand. Yeah. It's not a lot. So I doubt they have a ton of concerts. You think Taylor Swift's going to stick around after this game and play a couple tunes? Hmm. Maybe for the people. It was funny how they had they had three hundred and twenty thousand. Oh, that's a lot more than I thought. Yeah. Metro area. I don't know if that's suburban green Bay. Sorry green Bay. Yeah. I just landed you. You've got there's some event. We're saying though your grass looks really good. Your grass always looks good I don't know why the grass can't be good ever else. Okay, next up Cardinals 24 Steelers 10 the Raindole game two Raindoles this game lasted forever This game also was won by the Cardinals when the Steelers at the end of the first half Kenny pickett got hurt, they went for it on fourth and one

with four minutes left, and then the Cardinals had a 109 yard drive because they actually got a 10 yard penalty so they had to get 109 yards that lasted the rest of the half going all the way down the field, scoring a touchdown, and that was it. That was it, it was like it's over, and then they went to rain delay madness forever. You know, Kenny going down with an injury

should really make you appreciate Kenny pick it if your sealers fan. As bad as the offense has looked at sometimes this year with Kenny picket playing, they look way better when he's in there versus when Mitch Trebiscay's in there. And they were moving the ball. They were moving the ball a little bit when he was at the beginning of the game. It felt like they were they had a couple drives that like, I know they had a field goal drive, but yeah, it was, that was the game. And this was such a classic Steelers game for them to lose

as a big favorite at home against a bad Cardinals team. And Mike Thomas said afterwards, it was just JV football everywhere around. Yeah, yeah. Kyler was scampering around back there. Kyler gets very confused when he gets the sidelines about where he should how he should hold the ball out Yes, he goes out of bounds I don't know if he knows the rules or not

There was one play in particular where he's running off to the sidelines is about a yard and half short of a first down And he started to stick the ball out with one hand held it out about a half yard Transferred it to the other and then held it backwards about a yard as he went out of bounds He gets confused. He gets confused on the sidelines, but there was a touchdown pass to Rondale Morgan. And I think I dropped this nugget maybe early last year. That's got to be the shortest combination of passing touchdown in NFL history, right? Yeah.

In terms of total inches from the quarterback. Unless the only thing I could think of maybe at one point, Darren Sproles might have thrown a touchdown to Danny Woodhead. I don't know if they, Doug Flutey. They might not have overlapped at all in LA, but or in San Diego at the time. Doug Flutey to someone maybe? Doug Flutey, maybe who is the Don Beebe,

the Doug Flutey ever throwing a dump, probably not, I don't think they overlapped either. But that's gotta be the shortest, because, yeah. Rondail Moore is what, five, seven, fivey ever throwing a dump. Probably not. I don't think they overlap either. But that's gotta be the shortest. Yeah. Rondail Moore is what, 5'7, 5'6 and a half. Yeah. 5'10 and 1'8 and 5'7. That's 5'7.

That's not true. That's not true. Caller got heaps. That's what Adam Hars that reported. Kyler got heel implants. And he turned his back on the 5'9 crew before the combine. Never forgiven for that. The Cardinals kind of fucked up their draft picked, though.

I guess they're, they got to keep playing though, because Kyler's, they don't need a new quarterback if Kyler's going to be good. But yeah, they're, they're now, uh, they're, they're inching closer to the, the four win team, which is a, there's a slog there. Mm-hmm. From the fourth pick to the eighth pick is all four win teams. That's how they have three wins That's a good word for it a slog it is a slog is a slog of four and nine four four and eight teams

That third pick is gonna be very valuable to yeah very valuable so they got to hold on to it But I guess they also I mean it's a new coach Kyler's He's having fun out there. Tremick pride is really good. We saw obviously Zach Hertz has gone that that's why because Tramic pride is very good Mm-hmm, and the Cardinals I think the Cardinals are in that frisky territory where they're not gonna quit They're not quitting on the year. Yeah, so and the Steelers. Yeah, I just don't I Don't want to see them play in the playoffs or Thursday or Thursday that is especially not that's gonna test everything we've got I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna sack up. I'm just gonna be the first person to say it

I'm gonna watch fucking Thursday night football. Yeah, and there's nothing you can do about it I'll probably be asleep. Yeah, no, we got to do the show Hank. Well luckily we'll have other content Well, no, but we're gonna do the you think we're gonna you got to do the show after you do your 24 hour stream Got it. Yeah, that's part of the deal. You not think we're gonna do the show after you do your 24 hour stream. Got it. Yeah, that's part of the deal. But you not think we're going to do the show after the game. We'll do most of the show while you're in the box with Max. But after the game, we're going to do the beginning of the show. And then I'll let it. During the game, I'll probably do you sleep.

What? I'm going to be up for 24 hours. You're not going to watch your Patriots. It's going to put me to sleep. But Hank, can you listen? People love to see Delirious Hank. Tired Hank is actually my favorite Hank. It is. I'm doing 24 hours straight.

Hank, you're very funny when you don't have any sleep. Tune in. One stay in there, sir. The good news, by the way, is I don't think the Steelers will make the playoffs, especially if Kenny's heard. They have the Patriotsots which they should win. But that they could win. They could win. That's anyone's. Yeah. And then they have to play at the Colts, Bengals at home and then they finish with at Seahawks at Ravens.

Yeah, I could see them losing four of those, maybe five. Yeah, I felt like if they didn't win today then it's because like if they win today and they end up, you know, whatever they were gonna be eight and four, now they're seven and five. This was a must win. This was a must win. And, but it's probably for the better. It's probably for the better. We gotta figure some things out in Pittsburgh.

I like the Pittsburgh and I like the Steelers. Being in the playoffs, they are obviously like a traditional, you know, playoff football team, just maybe not this iteration of the Steelers. Cause they're a tough watch. It's kind of like the Saints. You don't really do yourself any favors by making the playoffs a SyriFu, the Steelers.

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It was just to nothing, seven to seven, five, 10, five and a half, just the perfect scoring for this game. Did you know that the Jets have more first quarter safeties this year than they do touchdowns? Ooh, thought that was an interesting stat. That is tough. The Jets actually outgained the Falcons on offense. Cause this wasn't the Falcons offense

beating the Jets. It was the Falcons defense beating the Jets offense, which is probably easy to do. Yeah, well, they tried, they went for a spark, which maybe it was the saddest spark of all time getting Trevor Simeon in the game. As far as, as far as sparks that I can remember, when you go to a backup quarterback,

going to Simeon is, you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel there. But we, good news though, for the Jets and memes, this is very good news for you. We might be all the way back around the circle on the spark because Robert Salas said afterwards about Zach Wilson. He's always in consideration, but to what level, like I said, I'm not there yet. Yeah, so I was going to say, I was going to say, I think we've reached the point where Zach Wilson is now the spark.

I'm getting there a picture of me switching back and forth between Trevor Simian and Zach Wilson. I think Zach Wilson could come in and maybe he's had enough time on the bench, maybe he's been humbled, maybe he might have sat on the bench long enough that he's a spark. Yeah, so I'm saying, yeah, a spark. He's re-engaged his sparkness. I mean, you know what, the claim is back. The jets might be ready to go into hyperdrive.

Yeah, we might have hyperdrive with Zach Wilson, memes, what do you think about that? Yeah, I'd rather him out there than Tim Boyle and Trevor Jimmy. Yeah, I mean, it's it's it's ugly memes. The season's over, right? Yeah, season's over again until Friday until not we play the taxes. How does he do? Still has a plate. Yeah, Trevor. He was the original spark. Trevor, Trevor, send me income and then to be the spark to ignite the offense and having three fumbles was not exactly what you're looking for. This game had nine, three in outs, two fumbles and interception and a safety.

It was so and three in outs. There was also multiple times when it was like a four now. Like it was like a get one, get a first down and then punt on the first play. It was so bad to watch and the Falcons, I guess get credit because they are leading the NFC South and you had to win that game. You could not lose that game. It wasn't pretty at any point. Desmond Ritter is still not the guy, but you won the game and you just got out of there and encourage the Jets defense because they have not quit.

They still are playing really, really hard. And they got their two points. Yeah, imagine if they had won two, nothing. So this was, if you were to tell me, if you look at, what was the final score here? It was 13 to eight. Yeah, that's about, I think, what most Jets fans would have expected.

And they asked Arthur Smith about this after the game. And now Arthur, he has a good excuse. He said, it's hard to win games in December. This was a December type win. That was. I like it. This is big boy football. Yeah.

If you can win a game 13 to eight, that's a team that you can go deep into playoffs with. The Falcons defense actually has been playing well though. They've gone 24 possession straight without allowing a touchdown. So that's pretty impressive. That is, yeah. Yeah, week 10.

So memes, it's over. That is yeah. Yeah week 10. So memes. It's it's it's over Rogers let's not do this right? Yeah, Rogers. Let's not do this. Okay draft pick Draft pick get off of you have a seventh pick right now Yeah, and I think I think we're just gonna keep going up and you're in the slug. So yeah, you could go up Are you mad at anybody in particular like I feel like a lot of Jets fans are just going to play the Aaron Rodgers is coming back game. What do you want to change those or anything besides just adding Aaron Rodgers to this team that you want to see happen? Like should should head roll because of how the season went? Well, I wish they would have just said they were flopped right out the gate. I was going through

my bookmarks and I saw a quote from Colts OC Tom Moore when he was the OC during paid manning. He said he was asked why the backup QBs weren't getting any reps and practice during the paid manning years more said if 18 goes down, we're fucked. Don't practice fucked. Yeah, I wish they would just said right away like, we're fucked, we have no backup plan,

Aaron Rogers is a plan. Right. Now going forward, it's just, we have to see if this works. And if he is the piece and just have to hope he, we just have to hope everything works. Okay, hear me out though. Wouldn't it be better if you did have a backup plan? Maybe.

With that thinking, yes, with everything that transpired. Yeah. The actual, the cruel part of this jet season is that the best game that Zach Wilson ever played in his career was the spark to give you guys hope that things could be different when he almost beat the chiefs. You know what, that might be the best loss of the season. That was what started, then they beat the Eagles,

they won a couple games, and you're like, oh shit, the jets could be stick around long enough for air and Rogers to come back. You know the jets might have the most impressive loss and the most impressive win of the season. That went over the Eagles. Yep. And they're lost against the Chiefs. Yeah, I think you're right. I think that they should be in consideration for a BCS playoff system. Yes. Yes. Memes, would you accept? Yeah, I'll accept. Okay. Nice. So the season's back on. Hey, what? Yeah, I'll be back in tomorrow. Okay. Yeah. Friday, you're just going to be like, listen, win this one, then win the next week. We can jump the Texans. Rodgers comes. Our Jets fans, have you guys just like completely given up? Are you still mad during games?

Have you guys just like completely given up are you still mad during games? I think still mad during games, but everyone has given up. Yeah. Yeah. You should that wasn't really, really tough game to watch. This is one of those games that the setup of our gambling cave. I like the people who are sitting in the front row can see it all and then we're sitting the background. Like you can kind of have an obscure view of those bottom TVs and so I was not Asking anyone to move out of my way to see more of this game. No, I was just like loosely like okay Falcons have the ball. Okay. They punted. Oh jets have the ball. Will they punt or they turn it over? Mm-hmm. I mean, it's an important game for the Falcons because now they are yeah They're in the catburn seed of that division. Yeah, they have a big game I think next week against maybe the Panthers who have been eliminated.

Yeah, a first team eliminated. I know they're playing the box next week. That's actually a huge game. Yeah, they beat the box and they kind of end the box season. Yeah, because if the box beat them, I think the box, I don't know how the tie breakers work, but they be tied with them. It's a mess. The NFC South is a fucking mess. It's if the bucks beat the Falcons, the bucks, I think would be tied is what I'm trying to get at. Yeah, they'd be six and seven. Yeah. And so would be the so the Falcons, but the Falcons already beat them once. Okay. So then back up time. Remember, it was the famous Che game where it was like, we're better than the Falcons, even though they beat them.

Yep. Yeah. Uh, okay, so sorry memes. It's okay. It really is the saddest thing to go from Tim Boyle to Trevor Simian. Mm-hmm. Let's see if we can get, let's see if this will get people amped up. Like what's the saddest sentence in American history?

We bench Tim Boyle for Trevor Simian. That's it right there. That is, I think that is. Yeah. How did it oppress an entire region of the country with one sentence? Is bad. Is real bad.

Okay. I just like, man, all right. Something that was also bad. Dolphins 45, Commander's 15. I got a couple of fun stats about this game here, Big Cat. Okay. Because I thought it was very interesting. Sam.

Okay. Thanks, Jake. So, Sam Howl through to other picks six today. I just want to remind you that the last quarterback to throw a pick six and three consecutive games. Matt Stafford 2021. They won the Super Bowl that year. They can soup. So they can probably be thinking soup. No, he's one game short of match. Shob's record of four games of the pick six that we all remember from 2013. Okay.

That was, it was not good. Sam Howell wasn't the biggest problem today. He didn't have his best game. Washington right now has given up 13 touchdowns of 30 or more yards this season. Next closest is Atlanta with seven. Washington has now given up eight touchdown plays of 40 plus yards. Next close Atlanta with four. Washington has now given up seven 50 plus yard touchdowns the season. Oh, next closest is the Cleveland Browns with three. That was like all in that cults game. Yeah.

is the Cleveland Browns with three. That was like all in that cults game. Yeah. We suck. We suck real, real bad. Tyree Kill, just, I'm convinced that in the first half, Mike McDaniel was trying to get Tyree Kill the ball on specific plays to break DK Metcalfe's speed record that he said on Thursday night. Yes.

That's how bad our offense was. He was designing plays, in my opinion, to try to get him to break a meaningless speed record. Yes two weekends ago our Team was so bad that we got get engaged in a celebration proposal Of a sack bad last week. We were so bad that the Cowboys brought out turkey legs out of the Salvation Army kettle Mm-hmm. We're that bad. This week we were so bad that they engineered like a six person roller coaster tycoon simulator to celebrate on us for a touchdown.

Jesus. That was bad. We're bad. That celebration lasted so long. We all were like, what are they doing? Yeah, it took a while for us to figure out what they were doing. It had three acts, the celebration of three acts.

We did lock down Tyree Kill in the second half though. I've really put up like 140 yards on us in the first half. Commanders are not good, the defense stinks. It's same old, same old, Ron Rivera. This was his defense to control. Look, no different than Jack Del Rio's defense. We were on a buy week. Maybe Ron gets fired this week.

I don't know what else to say. The team's bad. There could be some big changes made. I know that Josh Harris gave an interview, Magic Johnson gave an interview talking about how to build a team for like a sustainably great future, saying it would be a quick solve to try to get us to competing for a wild card. That would be like a one season turnaround, but he wants us to be really good. So I think I'm, I think I'm in trust the process mode. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna full, full on, buy in. I'm gonna trust the process, suck it up. Next season's probably gonna stink too.

And then who knows, maybe we'll be good after that. But right now I'm pretty upset being a commander. I have reached the point where I'm just full on tank. Yeah, it was bad. It was really bad. It was really bad. Sam calls me. Sam calls me.

But it's been sacked 58 times for 400 yards lost. I saw some people call him White Jamis, because he does have that boomer bust mentality. I'll tell myself that if that's gonna make me more excited to watch the team. Some people would rather him than Josh Allen. Yes, some people would. Hey, because you're back, okay?

You went double pillow? Yeah, I'm just trying to set up more. I'm just set up more. Okay, work your posture. Yeah, it was tough. It was a tough watch. Will you have some stats, Jake? Yeah, mine was going to be the final score.

This game was 45-15. It's never happened before in a full history. Oh, I didn't even know ScoreGon. Yeah't even know score gone. Oh, I thought it's called this is it's it's every fucking way to take a picture. Yeah, I miss all of it. I missed the picture. Complete missed it. So two things to be sure you can be correct that it's happening a lot but I can also enjoy it. I've said you can enjoy it but it's crazy. It's happening. It's happening. It's happening so much. I didn't even, I didn't even know there was a score of going until he said that. It's so much worse when you

get your ass kicked so badly that that scores never happened before. Yeah. Yeah. I honestly do think that the dolphins could have scored 70 points if they wanted to. Well, is there a second win gone any of the year? That was very funny, Jake did that. What is called? Yeah. The shot delivery. I'm open up a little bit. Yeah. Yeah. Also fun fact. After the game, there was hot water in the showers at the field. However, the fire alarm was going off. So they had to evacuate. So, um,

I'll get that place sucks. Uh, Dolphin's defense is getting a lot, lot better. They are for real. I've been off Fraud Watch for me for at least a couple of weeks. I know they still have to beat a team that's over 500 which they have not done, but I don't care. I think they're very good. And, and, and there are. Here's a fun one, and I know this will never happen because we learned that it would never happen in 2021 when Cooper Cup hit the triple crown. But why is it Tyree Kill in the MVP conversation? I think he is.

He's gonna get 2000 yards. I think he is. But I don't hear him talked about we should take right now. We should be talking about him more. I think. Look what we've done for Jayden Daniels. Tyree Kill, if there's, if any wide receiver gets it, it should be Tyree Kill.

How about that? Yeah, yeah. He's, there's never been a wide receiver that's one MVP. Yeah. I think you can't you can't have Tua in the conversation. I think Tyree kill is now reach the point where Tua is eliminated. All the fun dolphins, often stats will now go to Tyree kill in terms of the MVP combo. What is his, what are his odds? What are you looking at that? Have you guys seen the tick talk trend of this? No, teachers know this teacher. Miss Martinez teaches her kids class. Oh, yeah, I I should tire you kill the arts. I saw it. I saw how I see every TikTok when it ends up on Twitter.

Yeah, but it's pretty cool that she's teaching kids math based off of this historic season by It must be so fun to be dolphins fan right now. So fun. For the first time ever. So fun. Well, damn, Marina was fun. My lifetime. Yeah. Yeah, the dolphins are really good. Tyree Kill should definitely be in the conversation for MVP.

We're having it. We're having it right now. I think he is. There are people who are having the conversation as we speak. Tyree Kill MVP. So Tyree Kill has 1,481 yards. 2012 Calvin Johnson at this point had 1,428 yards.

So he's about 50 yards ahead, 53 yards ahead, and he gets the extra and he gets an extra game. But we're very dumb. The media is very, very dumb as dumb as you think me and Big Cat are. All the people that actually vote on these awards are probably dummer. So if you see a nice number like 2000, I think you'll get a lot of voters being like, whoa, I've never seen that number next to why I'm receiving before. Well, and it's also a weird year because there isn't a ton.

There's no like breakaway quarterback. Right. Like Jalen Hertz probably took a bot took a hit today. Dak Prescott is ascending. You know, it does feel like no one's having one of those statistical anomaly seasons that is running away with it. Brock Purdy.

Brock Purdy. Oh, is he getting in the conversation? See people have him. Oh, okay. No, I do think that Tyree Kill is actually. You should be in it. It's a serious conversation. Yeah.

Okay. Charger six Patriots zero Yikes, I do have one stat Hank Just like numbers never lie just a statistic you can interpret this however you want The Patriots Have now lost three consecutive games where they held their opponent to 10 points or less so I'm saying like their last three games, all individually, 10 points or less, they've lost all three of those.

That's impressive. That's hard. That's very hard to do. I saw some people saying that Bailey's happy looked like he was in command of the offense a little bit better out there. They still scored zero points, but I guess that can also be possible

to be better than he had a better zero point performance than any Mac Jones zero point performance that I've ever seen. Yeah, I guess that's something. Sixth game that they've lost. That's a one score game. So that's just great there. Great tanking. Great tanking.

They actually too, Hank, if the Panthers can somehow win another game, which I don't think they will, but maybe they can, you would actually have the tiebreaker. That's huge. So if you both end up with two wins, you would have the tiebreaker to be the number one seed. That's exciting. Can you imagine if Hank tanks so good that he took Caleb Williams away from the Bears?

That'd be awesome. I don't want to talk about it. I'm watching the Packers. They just showed I think Christian Watson just got hurt. Nealing. He's trying to stick in the yield because he got hurt. No, I think he nailed because he was trying to stop the clock or keep the clock running. Why was he kneeling? Because he's protesting police brutality. I think he was doing it. So him that he was found right here. See, oh, maybe he did get hurt. All right, yeah, he got hurt before.

Yeah, Hank, the pages are really bad. Bailey's happy, didn't turn the ball over though. Nope. That's cool. How do you think about your defense though? Cause I feel like your defense is good. Yeah, they're playing hard. They're doing all they can do.

They're holding teams to less than 10 points. That's a good defense. Yeah. That is a good defense. The chargers are not good, but they did beat you guys. The Quentin Johnson thing is bad. So they had a graphic and Shane is a char of fan he's sitting in the room right now He knows this they had a graphic Quinten Johnson has 190 yards this year

There were one two three four five six seven eight receivers picked after them and all eight have over 400 yards so far this year. I'll list the names. This is Quinten Johnson He was a first-round. The receivers picked after him. I know you can do like, oh hindsight so much, but like this is pretty crazy. Zay flowers Jordan Addison, Jaden Reed, Rishi Rice, Tankdale, Josh Downs, Michael Wilson, Puka, Nukuah. All picked after him and all way better than him.

And he dropped a ball today that was like the easiest pass ever that I if Justin Herbert Justin Herbert just walked off the field after it I would I would have understood it was third and 12 and he hit him for about 15 16 yards and he bubbled it three times and ran out of bounds. It's it's it's it's bad So I mean the Chargers are gonna clean house. I would assume everything. Yeah, this is I think this is maybe the worst win That you can have if you're the chargers. Cause your offense looked terrible. You just Herbert didn't, the guys just drop balls for him.

That's all they do. Do you feel good at all about winning six nothing? No, because it wasn't even like a win to be like, now we're like two wins away from being in the playoffs. It was a win to just be marginally closer to not making the playoffs. You know what this winded? All this win is ammo for Brandon and Staley to be like,

look, my defense, I've turned it around. Right. I'm not that bad of a defensive coach. We held the Patriots to zero points. I don't know that you can really make that argument with the Patriots. No, I'm saying it's gonna, the stats are gonna lump in at the end of the year.

And he'll be like, look at, like, these are the categories I've dominated and factoring in that Patriots game. Don't fall for his tricks. Don't fall for him. Firebrand Staley. Firebrand and Tom Tolesco. Yes.

Picked, Quinn Johnson. It's Shane's nodding right now. He's like, yes, please, please, please. Christian wants to got hurt. I hate to see it. I don't root for injuries. I really don't. I don't max. Why are why are you looking like that?

That sounded like you were rooting for injuries. I said I hate to see it. I don't root for injuries What part of that could be seen any other way? You can see it in a different way, okay Afternoon games box panthers another one one that, okay, they played. Gotta be honest, I did not really watch that much of this game. Um, Bryce Young did not look like he was comfortable under the new coaching regime. They tried though. They tried hard.

They almost, they covered, yeah, and they tried hard. Yeah, they get credit for both those things. They did those things. And the box defense is like all injuries all the time. Elijah Canci's a difference maker. Yeah. Elijah Canci. He is a different maker.

Defense were working in the month. Yep. Yep. That's a fact. Yeah, I don't, I did both these teams. I don't, I don't know what else. Well, it's been time. Mike Evans.

Yeah. Yeah, Mike Evans a whole favor. Ten straight year. He's incredible. He's a whole favor. We're gonna,000 yards. Yeah, Mike Evans is a whole family. 10th straight year. He's incredible. He's a whole family. We're gonna say Mike Evans had 1,000 yards for a 10th straight year. Yeah, that's pretty cool. That is cool.

And the Panthers did try hard. They had a little bit of a bounce back, the dead coach bounce back, but that's it. Yeah, I guess you could call it that. I would like to see more. Covering a spread counts. I would like to see more Fist. I would like to see a Fistier performance from an interim head call it that. I would like to see more covering a spread counts. I would like to see more feist. I would like to see a feist your performance

from an interim head coach than that. He screamed a couple times, but I want I want an interim coach that looks like he's about to kick the refs ass. Yeah. All right. Let's uh, Rams Browns, Sean McVeigh is really good at calling plays.

That was my big thing that I wrote because the Browns defense is good and I know that they're banged up, but he was, he had them go in all different ways. 400 yards of offense. Like it was, it was kind of like peak, you know, vintage Matt Stafford just slinging the ball around, crossers, everything, Pukin' Akua making crazy plays. They just did, I mean, Joe Flacco was cool to have back, but like the Rams,

Sean McVeigh is still such an elite elite coach in the NFL. One thing he wasn't good at today was his challenges. He, he missed two challenges. I don't know if you have a photographic memory and the first one happened, like right in front of him. Can't he just go back and review that himself and be like, Oh, I shouldn't challenge this. I don't know how you go over to if you're McVeigh, but Matt Stafford through

some awesome, awesome balls to Pukin' Nikoa today, who's tough as a motherfucker. Yes he is. He got hurt, then he came out, then he went back in, got hurt worse, then he went to the locker room, probably got shot up, came out in the second half, and played awesome again. He's really tough, I like Pukin' Nikoa. Joe Flacco actually looked good today.

I love watching him throw a spiral. Actually good, the spiral was sick. He has an elite spiral, he was hitting dudes downfield. He had a connection with the Lajemore. He can play behind this offensive line. So he can. And so he's not that great at handing the ball off anymore because he's so immobile that it takes him like a quarter of a second too long to run and hand the ball off. They need to have him like big Ben at the end just handing off and shotgun. So it doesn't actually have to take those steps out, but Flacco was still throwing the fuck out of the football today and it was fun to watch.

Yeah, it was. It was very fun to watch. He also had a vintage show Flacco where he threw an interception that you're like, this could be the coolest pass ever. Nope. There's no brown near him. It's just arm pun. Yeah, it was.

That was it felt like it felt like putting on an old like sweater. He didn't see the safety coming over. Yeah, it's just nice. It was nice to see. Yeah, I, I, I, I, I bullish on Joe Flacco. I think he's better. He's definitely better than DTR or PJ Walker. If you're a Browns fan, you probably, you're probably happy. You come out of this game. You're bummed that you lost. You probably had this one as a win markdown. You're super pissed about that. But you're also like, I could see Joe Flacco taking the team to playoffs. Yeah. Yeah.

I agree. I agree. It's, uh, it's crazy to see him out there 38 years old. He, he, he looked like a corpse at the end of his last. But it's, I think it's just all offensive line. Like he was playing behind a bad offensive line. He looks terrible. Now he's playing against a good, behind a good offensive line.

He can still throw the fuck out of the ball. He throws such a nice, his spiral. I could just watch him throw his spiral all day. Best spiral ever. Ever. Uh, okay. And the Rams, the Rams are, are, are right to, to sneak into the playoffs swell because they, they've strung together some nice winds here. And it feels like it's going to be them or the Packers. Yeah, I like the Rams. And I don't think anyone wants to play the Rams because they still, Matt Safford is still really good. And Aaron Donald is still really good and have weapons. So there's six and six.

I told you take the over on seven and a half. You got that. It might be a playoff. But we still haven't got it yet. But at six and six, it looks pretty nice. They're in the, they're in the seven seed for right now because the game hasn't entered the Packers, I think we'll jump them because they have the head to head win over them. And that's the fourth field goal. Love it. Too much time for Patrick

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to win. You're going to let the boys play on that one. They're going to let the boys play flag find out if that was a fumble. I look like it might have been a fumble. Oh, Patrick Mahomes. He knows. He knows. He knows. Patrick, my home has an earpiece or like a cochlear implant that's built in. Should we watch, let's watch the end of this game because I don't really want to take away from the Eagles 49ers. Let's not diminish the crown. There's not much to wait. There's a crown jewel that we have to talk about. I don't, I don't want us to be, you know, sitting there being like, Hey, the crown jewel happened and we're not even talking about the crown jewel.

Is shin might have been down? Zast is down. Zast is down. All the way down. Wait, is his hand underneath his ass? Did he guys hear one of the best today? Say, like, the buck cheek was down. Yeah.

He said that on the mic. The hand might have been, no, I think the ass cheek was down. This is bullshit because the packers are going to go to the playoffs They are they have the rest of their schedule is Giants bucks Panthers Vikings Bears the Packers are gonna go to the playoffs and Jordan love is good and it's fucking bullshit It's absolute bullshit. They shouldn't get away with this. It's absolute bullshit like he Jordan loves throwing balls that should get intercepted and they're not getting intercepted and he looks good And he looks comfortable He's doing fucking Roger shit. The whole thing is bullshit. Nothing in life is fair

If you if you have to it like if you're trying to teach your kids why life isn't fair Just show them bread far off to Aaron Rodgers to Jordan love It's not fair. It's not fair pft Well, we're too early on the Jordan love thing though. No, I think you might be good I like he looks so much better than he did the beginning of the season He's come along and it's bullshit I thought it was bullshit how the cults had paid manning and then Andrew luck right after yeah But then if you get three in a row, but he retired Jordan love might retire. It's true. He should retire

He should retire do for both dangerous Dangerous for it should be doing it Jordan love. For your long term, you want health and safety, you want to be able to walk your- Derek Rose, want to be able to walk my kids' graduation. Who was very confused about what happens at graduation? Yeah. I think he was confusing, like, walking your daughter down the aisle.

Yeah. It was also after he, like, didn't play for, like, five years. It didn't go over well. But either way, this is bullshit. I want to walk my son to coach caliperi's special tutor that will take the SAT forum in high school. Man, they're gonna, they're gonna go to the playoffs. PFT. The only hope I have is that the Bears do like a Lions last year and

like start ripping off wins and then beat him week 18. That'd be nice. That would be your Super Bowl. It would be, oh, my it would be bigger than my Super Bowl. Now, I'd rate, I would raise a literal banner in the office. Bears beat the Packers week 18 to keep them out of the playoffs. There will be an actual banner made that I will raise and have a banner raising ceremony. And I know that sounds so pathetic and so sad, but I do not care. It would mean that much to me. Permission to go off on the NFL real quick Yeah, they gave us five iterations of the in the hunt graphic this week Oh my god, there was one that they the first one they showed today had the bears and the commanders still in the hunt 14 out of the 16 teams in the NFC were in the hunt so it was the Panthers and then who else the Cardinals and the Cardinals were left out who might be in the hunt

The Cardinals still might be in the hot they're not being out of the hunt yet. No There should be one graphic because then the rest of the graphics they showed todayo's still might be in the hunt. They're not being in the hunt. They're not out of the hunt yet. No. There should be one graphic, because then the rest of the graphics they showed today did not include the bears nor the commanders in it, but you gave us that one momentary glimpse of being in the hunt. It was great.

It was great. It made me feel so much better about my season. Yeah. And it should not make you feel any better about your season, but it does. In the hunt, sniffing around, lurking. We don't have the sound on. There's a personal foul on the chiefs.

I think this fumble doesn't count. So the chiefs will still have a chance to maybe win this game, which would be very nice. On the field reversed, but it... Pacheco got, oh, Pacheco. He got injected. He injected in bad. Pacheco did something.

He had been a bad boy, Pacheco. Let's see. He's on the ground? What do you do? He not shot someone he not shot at someone. Oh, yeah. Oh, that was a oh then he hit him He also did a he he actually did the most dangerous type of nut shot is when you don't do the full punch because the full punch You can like all right here comes a full punch the gray's not shot can actually be way more deadly. Yes, it's the flick. Yeah. The flick hurts.

Where it's like, you just kind of, you gotta get it just enough. My son's in a phase now where he's been hitting me and the penis, it sucks so bad. That's the thing that hit the dick like four times in the last two weeks. It's not sustainable. Oh my home's going for a PI.

Oh, that was a PI. He got a PI. All the PI. Oh, the packers get away with everything. Oh, that was a PI. He got a PI. All the PI. Oh, the Packers get away with everything. They didn't call a PI. They get away with everything. What? This is all talking about.

Here's the thing is for the chiefs, wide receivers, it's hard to say what's a catchable ball because they all stink. But this is what happens. Like, yeah, that's NVS. No ball is catchable for him. This is what happens. Uncatchable.

Oh my God. That's a badness call. That easy. Trump done his back. That's really bad. This is what happens uncatchable. Oh my god. That's badness Come on. He jumped on his back. That's really bad. This is what happens when the Packers start getting their fucking voodoo going and they start winning games with Bullshit things happening and Jordan loves throwing up 50 50 balls that always get caught and it's bullshit It's bullshit. I know there's Packers fans listening right now who are just smiling ear to ear and they're loving every second of this and you're a sicko and a Poverty should be in jail. Memes has the ref jump during the lambo leap meme ready. Yeah, hit it memes. Fucking tweet that shit.

It's real. It's real memes. It's real. Alright my home's this is gonna be a bad play. We might at least get a, uh, we might at least get a Hail Mary. That'd be cool. Packers are fucking back. People are just being mean to me online. It's just like all about what's, what's old is new and new is, I just want to get ahead of the headlines.

It's going to be tail Mary T.A. Y. L. Mary. And this is going to be picture Taylor Swift. Oh, I like that. That's, I'm just going to say it's a PFT 19 seconds here. You see that in the New York Postman. This is all rigged. Taylor Swift was at the game. Oh really? Yeah, I don't know if you saw that.

There was the walk that she did in the tunnel and Jeff D'Arlington was down. They put Jeff D'Arlington on Taylor watch, waiting for her to come in. And then I noticed, she turned around, she looked back at Jeff D'Arlington. I think Taylor Swift might have a thing. Oh! Yeah.

He's a good looking guy. He looks taken by the league. He looks like that guy Danny on Veepe. That's gonna be a pick. Maybe she's into journalists. Oh. Travis Galci's in the end of his. That's true.

Media. Yeah. Hank. We pay her salary. You should start dating her. Fine. Be good for the pod. Fine.

Okay, last play. It's coming down to this. We're doing the rally fingers, my homes, we're telling everyone to, uh, how do I, oh, no, not last play. Oh, he's doing it about wasted a play. He was trying to get a quick out. So this is the last play. Fourth and 10.

Okay, here's what's going to happen. Seconds left. If there's a god, if there's a justice in the world, this is actually the anniversary of the Rogers Hill Mary against the Lions. Is there a yeah. There's justice in the world that chiefs somehow convert this and score a touchdown and then win the game. And then we can all go home happy and we can just pretend everything I said just doesn't count.

See what I would do here is I'd rush to and then put a QB spy on him. I'd agree. And then Isaiah Bond in the end zone. Oh, here comes my homes. Oh, he's turning around. He's gonna be dizzy. And threw it up.

Oh, someone almost caught it. Past their appearance. Third of the fight. Uh, the packages are going to the playoffs, PFT. Okay, some silver lining. Swift packages are going to the playoffs, PFT. Okay. Some silver lining. Swifties are going to be furious at NFL officiating after this game. Swifties. Oh, I'm going to treat that. Guess what? You Swifties. You join this league. We're glad that you're here. You're watching this game. Routin for your guy Travis. Travis got fuck tonight. Probably because

Roger Dell is sick of having Taylor Swift's deal a spotlight from his league I want you to investigate NFL officials. I want you to look into why we don't have full-time officials in this league Look the pastor appearance on Travis Kelsey on the Hail Mary Swifties what the fuck they tackled them in the end zone? We need your help Swiftie if yours powerful as you say you are you get it overturn the whole game. Yeah do it do it for for Taylor. And everybody else that had the chiefs. But for Taylor. Okay. I mean, the chiefs, that was a, that was a bad loss for the chiefs because now the one seed is very much in jeopardy for them. Jaguars and Ravens. Yeah. Ravens looking pretty good. That's a huge win by the Ravens tonight.

They might have won the by-week. It might have won the by-week. So, and the Packers are going to the playoffs. I have to accept it right now. I have to just deal with what's going to happen. Did you know that that Matt LaFlora is now 16 and O as the Packers had coached in December? Shhh. That was Rogers. Insurance love. They're going to go to the playoffs. And they are going to, like, they can win a playoff game. In a year where they're gonna go to the playoffs and they are gonna like they can win a playoff game In a year where they're rebuilding They just are somehow good and they're gonna fucking go to the playoffs Like if they get the 60 they could beat the Lions. They just beat the Lions in Detroit

Lions fans you need to do something about this with me. We need to all come together. This is bullshit. It can't happen Get this game overturned swifties. All right back on track to do something about this with me. We need to all come together. This is bullshit. It can't happen. Get this game overturned, Swifties. All right, back on track. Crown jewel. Niners 42, Eagles 19. Max. Yeah, I'm gonna talk. That's your job.

I'll start, I'll start. I spoke when spoken to you. I'll start. Just lead the show. I'm gonna start. You'll start. I'll start. I spoke when spoken to you want me to just lead the show. I'm going to start. Um, you lost the Dom game. Yeah, that's the Dom game. Dom got ejected security. Dom. I'm mad at Max. I'm mad at him because this is the exact type of guy that I would have loved to know about for the past five years, six years. And it seems like every Eagles fan knew about him. Security Dom, except for us. Why did you keep Dom from us?

Well, he's like known in Philly for being like the guy, but he hasn't like done anything that's like viral. He's awesome for today. He's the best. You should have told us about him. And you lost the Dom game. I know that hurts so Dom game hurts max Let's talk about this game real quick

Do you think that maybe what I said about the Eagles defense being maybe gas was partially true? Yeah, no that was true 92 Snaps on Sunday and then in 15 days and the nineers had one game in the last 10. The nineers just gash them. Gash. Yeah, no, there's a lot of tired legs out there. Um, do you think, uh, I accidentally retreated to tweet of yours during the game? Um, oh, sorry that you accidentally did that.

It said, Max said, I can't stop thinking about how no one believes the Eagles will win this game tomorrow. It's feeling me. It's so fantastically disrespectful. You were going to come in here if the Eagles won this game and be just the worst max possible. Instead, the Niners ate your lunch, bullied you in your house. Bad games week 13. Who cares? That was though. That was a, that was that like week 13 who cares that was though that was a that was not like week 13 But that was not just like oh, this is a bad game like you got pumped Yeah, we got ship pumped. Yeah, then week 13 you got you got ship on so max the last seven drives of the game for the 49ers

85-yard touchdown drive 90 yard touchdown drive 75 yard touchdown drive 77 yard touchdown drive 75 yard touchdown drive 47 year touchdown year. What about the first quarter? I'm I mean that's seven that's seven drive. Hey, your team fucking blow. Wait, wait, here we go. Matt shut up. I'm not letting you off. There's a we already dressed Hank's shitty team, which is way worse than the Eagles way worse. And it almost beat you week one. That's

very true. Do you think though that this was like the Eagles have been, you know, they've been flirting with it. They've been, they've played a lot of snaps in the past three weeks. They had tired legs. It's week 13. We're not going to over react over one game. They have, they have the one seed in the NFC as of right now. You win. Stop saying as of right now. They have the like as of right now. Yes, they have the one seed in the N. What is that? Well, but that's like,

can I say as well right now? Just what everyone else is saying. It's like, oh, you're gonna lose this weekend. Like you have to beat the Cowboys. Yeah, we already beat the fucking Cowboys. We're not talking about right Cowboys. We're talking about there's a lot of football left. The Cowboys are in your head.

No, the P.L. He told me the story about you earlier. You the Cowboys in your head. So, the story from earlier, yeah. Good question, Hank. What happened was, I the story about you earlier. You the cow was in your head. Well, so it's a story from earlier. Good question, Hank. What happened was I was like, Max, you guys, I guess one thing to lose the 49ers, they're a very good team.

Eagles are still a good team, but the way that you're getting pushed around, you're getting out physical, you're just getting really just beaten down by them. And that would be concerning to me if I were an Eagles fan. So I want to hear Max's take on it. Max was like, so what? Every team gets pushed around.

Every team gets out physical. Oh team gets out of the school. The 49ers got out physicaled by the Cardinals. They got their ship pushed around by the Cardinals. No one talks about that. And then I thought for a second, I was like, Max, tell me more about that Cardinals game where they just beat the fuck out of the 49ers. He's like, yeah, I mean, it wasn't like an ass kicking,

but it was close, but it was the same kind of deal. They just got out physical by the Cardinals. I was like, when was that game, Max? And then Max thought about for saying he's like, Oh, yeah. That was the Cardinals and the Cowboys. So you were thinking about the Cowboys. All he's thinking about is in the Cowboys. Some say that you were looking ahead to the Cowboys.

Well, that, at that point, yes. No, but before that, you were, you were looking ahead to the Cowboys, the Eagles were getting shit pumped. So the game was over. So we're looking in next week. So yes, let's play a quick game. It's called ranked this statement in fact. Well, ready. Love this game. The 49ers the best team in the NFC. Fact. You want to want to play the, yeah, let's play the right now game. Right now.

Yes. I don't understand the rules of this game. I just was asking you to rank dancer is right now He's that one statement. Yeah, five balls five balls Does that make you nervous max Win this week, so you're gonna just if we lose the question if we lose this week then yes I that will make me nervous. Okay, if we win this week now Does it make you nervous. Okay, if we win this week, no, does it make you nervous? They were arrested. We were nineers. You'd have to maybe play them in the playoffs. And they are better than we have. Do they have a quarterback? No, you wouldn't play them have a quarterback for the full game today either.

No, that's a 49ers would have a quarter. Yeah, with the 49ers, you go and have a quarterback full game. Don't do this, Max. Oh my god, sad. That's been I won't talk about and I won't talk about the penalties. But oh, oh, because I mean, come on, Max. I know god. That's sad. That's been I won't talk and I won't talk about the penalties. But I mean, come on max. I know they know this is sad. I know. Obviously the Niners chip worth 70 points. Obviously the Niners. I don't question that. The Niners' shit pump the Eagles. They're the better. They're the better team right now. Yeah. Now question. Yes. But they had 10 days. We said, we played three. We played three. Like it's, it's not just obvious to be like, Oh, yeah, we just saw what happened.

That's what's going to happen in the NFC championship game means there's going to be a lot of other factors that aren't going to go that way. Shane, can you make us a quote card? This is the Niners are the best team in the NFC. And then have a, no, and how that's Shane, I'm Shane. I'm Shane. I said a no and how that's a shame your I'm shame I said no I'm your boss but I'm Shane's boss okay well I'm gonna say Shane don't worry about Max make didn't even hear me the not just the best team in the NFC and then have it have a check mark saying approved by max fact approved by max right with the soul patch picture with the soul patch picture. That's mean. That's mean Hank. Yeah But let's talk about this this dom fella dom De Sandro the Eagles CEO of security or

sideline guy. I don't know what his official job title is. He's just the guy. He's like the sideline protection guy wearing a sleeve arm sleeve. We're in a compression sleeve, an Italian patch on the other sleeve. Get's up and drag Greenlaw's face on the sidelines, pushes them apart. Greenlaw tries to do his job. Is that his job to like break up fights during the game?

His job is to protect the players. I don't know if it's his job to have security during the game. Okay, well, if we were, I like to. No, I don't want Scrum. Would you want Mike to step in and protect you? I don't want this to turn into me against Dom because I respect you.

Yeah, well, other people were against. Dom is great. I actually think it might be anti-attelling discrimination that he got kicked out because it looks like he was kicked out for gesturing emphatically with his hands, which as the Pisons know, like he was just communicating to trade green law. At first when I saw that,

I thought to myself, this might be a boost for the Eagles because Dom is getting kicked out. They might rally around Dom. I think it was the lack of Dom on the sidelines that cost the Eagles this game. I think that was a good trade for the Niners to get Green Law kicked out of the game. If it means that Dom has to hit the showers early. No, yeah, it's definitely something to look into. I mean,

what are the Eagles without Dom? He's been on the sideline for the past 25 years. Right. And I'm mad that you didn't tell us about Dom and Tom. Are you worried? Are you worried that Dom might get some repercussions? There's people talking about that. And if they do, the team will rally around Dom. Because Dom will do the whole Harball thing just for Dom. Just for Dom? Yeah. Free Dom.

I like that free Dom. Yeah, free Dom. Free Dom is in free. Yeah. Also shout out Jeff McDab on Twitter. He made a hilarious fucking Dom highlights before this, before this game even started,

which rocks and he's not getting enough credit for that. That guy, that guy is awesome because there's no chance that you could know going into that Dom would play a central part in this game. And he just made the highlights. And he already had the highlights. The ready to rip. One of our inside sources from Philadelphia sent me a DM

with some more information on Dom. This is from a bigger man on campus. No longer a big man on campus. He said a little background on big Dom DeSandro. He's from South Philly, then moved to North Philly from what I know, played high school football and then went to Penn State and played football. He didn't appear in a game kicked off the team for an unknown reason. Heard in 1999 likes track suits. Yeah. Oh, he likes track suits. That's a scouting report. He loves.

I saw it. Max, he showed me a picture of Dom on the sidelines rocking a track suit. He had the sickest fate ever. He's just a guy that you want on your side. He's great. I want to Dom. So we got to get him on the show. We should try to get him on the show.

There's no chance he would be on the show because he, Tom doesn't talk. He would not talk publicly. I want to get him on the we should try get him on the show. There's no chance he would be on the show because he Tom Doesn't talk he would not talk publicly. I want to hire him. I do too. I don't see some shit It seems like Dom is a perfect fit. It Dom I'll tell us it is right now Dom definitely like when when the Eagles were in their war room this year And they're like we're drafting Jalen Carter and and and they were like Dom be cool this. He's like I got it Don't worry. Dom, he won't speed in any cars. Dom, Dom definitely checked out what happened

in Georgia's back. He's like, I think we could work with him. Yeah. You also saw the clip where when Jalen hurts returned to FedEx field, he was just holding up. He was holding up the railing to make sure it didn't fall all over the place. He was like, he was like atlas with the world on his shoulders. He was the fucking best.

Now, you mentioned this. I think you were looting to a good friend, Mike Florio, Max. We said some people are asking to look into Dom. Mike Florio is asking why the NFL won't discipline Dom if they revoke Tyree Kill's cameraman's credential. So he's drawn those conclusions on the set. Now, I'm the same Mike.

You can't do this. This is Italian on Italian crime. Yeah, to be clear, stand down Mike. To be clear, the NFL should not have revoked that camera guy's credential either. That was fucked up that they did that. But let Dom free Dom. I'm woke on that one, but yeah.

Oh, go on. I just think that I think they planned that. And he had like a, a video, not, I'm not talking about Dom anymore, Max. I'm talking about the cameraman. I think the cameraman and Tyree Keele planned that celebration. Yeah. Right, so like, I kind of understand the cameraman. I think the cameraman and Tyree Keele plan that celebration. Yeah.

Right, so like I kind of understand the NFLs, like you can't be NFL employee and plan celebrations with players. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it, but I'm okay with it, but I thought the video was like when he was like, I'm being persecuted, I wanna be like, but you guys plan that, right?

Like if he said, if he had done a video, but like I plan to thing with my friend Tyree Keele and then the NFL took my camera, but like that's bullshit. He made the with my friend Tyree Kill and then the NFL took my camera, but like, that's bullshit. He made the video sound like Tyree Kill like, accidentally just showed up to his corner of the end zone and was like, oh, give me your camera and then they took it. Like, he was just standing there,

minding his own business. He also did the camera, like, yeah, right, like it was planned. It was very choreographically. I'm okay with it. He took the phone, he did the, the camera. Like, I think it's bullshit, but the NFL did.

I just didn't like that he released a video looking for like pity being like, this is insane. Like, I didn't know this was gonna happen. Tyrick Hill just happened to do this. Like, no, it was planned. It's okay. It was planned. It was cool.

I don't think that Tyrick Hill would plan an elaborate touchdown celebration. We haven't seen it recently. Back to the crown jewel, Max, the Niners are better. Right now. Do you have anything to say about, like maybe the line should have been like 20? No.

Oh, it was the right line. Okay. Well, I still think the line was disrespectful. Because it was not, it was disrespectful the four of the nineers. Yeah. Silver lining in the crown jewel though max Lane Johnson eight Nick boasts lunch. Yeah, Lane Johnson looked really good today He looks great rock. He looked very healthy today. Oh, let's see who's lines anyway

Cowboys Eagles Sunday night football this week in Dallas. I'm gonna say cowboys two and a half I'm gonna say cowboys four and a half Cowboys six and a half no I'll say four and I like four we have the vales cowboys minus three. Okay, okay I think I like the birds Hungry I think I like the birds are you hungry now hungry bird wake up call the cowboys are hungry cowboys lost the equals It's all bullshit. We keep getting we keep getting teams off of Ten days of rest. Yeah, that is bullshit bird nugget of the week We got the cheat we got the chiefs off a buy we got the Niners off 10 days and now we're getting the Cowboys off 10 days Bird nugget of the week the Eagles are undefeated in games after which Dom DeSandra has been kicked off the sidelines

That's the fact bird nugget updated playoff picture. The package is in the seventh seed. It's fucking bullshit. Also the Eagles end with Giants Cardinals Giants. So that's pretty good. Yeah, Tommy DeVito. Him and Dom are gonna have probably a nice steak dinner before. Yeah, Dom will probably pay off Tommy DeVito. Take a dive.

Yeah, he definitely will. Yeah, and also Max not to add insult to injury on your no good terrible day. Roger Gidele came out and said he wants to ban the push push. Well, he's also a loser. Oh, okay, that's a really good answer. I also don't really care about they banned the push push. I think we're still just going to dominate.

Yeah, I agree. I think, as always, it comes down to Jerry Jones, who basically runs the NFL. He's pretty much the actual commissioner. If the Eagles beat the Cowboys because of a push, you bet your suite ask that plays getting banned next year. Yeah, but it's just a push that's like the pushing push. And you'll still be fine with the normal quarterbacks. I think a normal quarterback.

The Tush will still be there. Yeah. He I mean, that Tush, that Tush is there. Is that the Tush is going to keep moving forward? It's good. Tush. Great. Tush. So you ran it with Marriota too and it worked. So you're not freaking out max after this not like tweet like tweeting the standings over and over and responding to people now that was I was responding anyone. Okay. I never I never respond to people

Okay Except that one Villanova guy that got under your skin. Yeah, well, he's a Nova legend Me well, Villanova going over. There's lots of them. Absolutely. All the filly teams are losing. This isn't a college rascal. No, but I mean, you do have to address Villanova losing. No, I don't.

Why? This you do. It just got brought up. They lost. People are having the conversation. I can't say anything. Our listeners right now listen to this podcast. I'll nap to Neral some a clown.

Because we're a sports podcast, Max. So address Villanova losing Villanova is really bad against Philadelphia teams. Oh Okay All right, well, I'm excited for Sunday night football next week max We're gonna get peak max. We're gonna try our best. We'll try to record a little early So maybe we can stream and people can watch mass I think that's the crown jewel for next time.

I think it's crown jewel. You're own one in crown jewels. That's the crown jewel. No, you're own one in crown jewel. We also have bills, chiefs. Oh, we got two crown jewels. I still will probably take crown jewel is, oh, that's awesome. Bill's chiefs, that might be, if you have two crown jewels,

you don't have one. Yeah. We'll do the math on it. We'll figure out which one's the actual jewel. OK, well, let's talk some college football before we do that game time. If you're trying to go to a bowl game, they announced the whole bowl schedule, uh, you shouldn't have to worry because when you're buying tickets, you use game time. Game time is fast and easy way to buy tickets for all sports comedy, music, theater events near you, game time, get you into everything,

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I think you and I probably agree, PFT two things can be true at the same time. I know this is hard for the die hard college football fans who get mad at everything. And I love them because I am one myself, but two things can be true at the same time. Florida State deserved to be in the college football playoff. The college football playoff is better off with Alabama in it. Yeah, so if you asked literally any division one coach, I suspect it would be about 100% who would you rather play Florida State or Alabama? I think they would all say they would rather play Florida State. I think Alabama

is the better team right now, but Florida State got absolutely jobbed and we told you it was going to happen. Yeah. When we talked to Kirk Herb Street, we could see a world where Florida State goes undefeated and then the committee is like, no, you know what, we're just going to have it be one of the, you know, you hate to say like big boys because Florida state is a historic brand in college football. But if you're talking about just the matchup of the game and the ratings in the game, yeah, it's going to be fucking Alabama. That's the reality.

And also you got fucked because this is the last year of this playoff format. They don't have to worry about what the precedent is moving forward. I think that if there were like two more years after this, or if this was just the way that it was, whether it's gonna be a final four for the next 30 years, I think they probably would have put Florida state in because they don't wanna have to worry about that

coming up to bite them in the ass in the future, where they're like, oh, clearly this one team that's on like a nine game winning streak and demolishing teams is better than the team that's undefeated and won their power five conference, which by the way, crazy that there's power five, there's five conferences, there's four spots in the college football play. Well, that was that happened when they fucking did the whole thing and all these conference. They're the dumbest.

The commissioners was so stupid and they just kill themselves every single way the It's it's absolute bullshit because you're basically saying the season does not matter And what you do to get there They're just gonna go with oh who we like right now Florida State going 13 and oh beating a Louisville team I know is not great But they were a top 15 team and their defense completely shut them down. Florida State defense is incredible.

But Florida State, so part of me thinks, like the woke part of me thinks that the college football playoff, you know, part of, part of them doing this right now is also to make it so that there's less complaints. And I know they don't really care about this, but there will be less complaints about the 12 team playoff now that they've had this injustice happen Yeah, because everyone's gonna be like well, what was the alternative you leave a 13-0 Florida state out Florida state just got screwed by this 14 playoff from the start to the finish if you remember back in 2014 the first ever college football playoff 14 playoff 2014 the first ever college football playoff 14 playoff

Florida State was undefeated and they were third in the final standings Behind Albaemoo had one loss and organ had one loss. That was a game. James Rose Bowl lost a funny funny Fumble by Jamie. They literally went bookends of getting screwed over by this committee and the problem is the whole point of the playoff is to get it so that there is a undisputed national champion. If Florida State goes and beats Georgia in their bowl game, which they might, now they'll probably get smushed because Georgia is a better team and the Florida State doesn't have their quarterback, Jordan Travis, I get it. That will probably happen, but it doesn't matter.

If they win that game somehow and they're undefeated at 14, you know, and they beat Georgia, how can you say there's an undisputed national champion? That's what's great is the Florida state happens to be Georgia, claim that national championship. Yeah, just claim it. Just say it. Pull the UCF and there's no rule saying that you can't declare yourself national champion if you're undefeated. That's what I would do. And if you're Florida state, there's probably a good chance that you would have lost in this playoff, but we never know.

Like, you can't say for a fact, Jordan Travis said, I wish I'd broke my leg earlier in this game. So sad, which is, or I think you were, you were tweeting something about this big cap, but I was thinking on Friday, they would be better off if Florida state just lied about the extent to which Jordan Travis was in. Yes. And said he could come back to the air and roster in time for the playoffs.

Yeah. Because then at that point, that would have put them up against a wall on the playoffs committee. Because it'd be like, oh shit. How do we figure out exactly how injured this guy is? He might be back. The, the problem that, and again, I want it very clear. I'm excited to watch these games because I do think that, you know, Bama is better than Florida State as of right now without their quarterback. Again, it that the joy

I'm going to get watching these games these games are going to be great. These are probably the four best teams I'm just saying from the from a standpoint of playing a season and the games mattering Florida State got absolutely screwed because the games should matter And if you beat everyone in front of you on your schedule and not only that they beat two non-conference SEC teams So they beat LSU and week one they beat Florida at the swamp. So road games. I know the first game was neutral You should be rewarded for that and it's bullshit And my biggest problem with it is when you play the game of whose power rated better whose favored That's that just basically takes out all the fun and sports if you go back to just Friday night

Friday night before the Washington organ game if you ask the line makers who like organ was nine and a half point favorites Organ would be favored over, like everyone in the country. What happened? Washington came out and beat Oregon. If you did the whole, who would be favored, then Georgia should be in the playoff. If you ask the line makers right now,

who would be favored over all four playoff teams? It's Georgia. Georgia was favored over Alabama. On Saturday by five and a half, Alabama beat them. That's the fun of sport. Sport is supposed to be, hey, we think one team is better than the other, but we don't know. And when we get out there, we find out Washington was a nine and a half 10 point underdog against Oregon.

Beat him twice again. Yeah. Like the games do matter and they should matter. And I also just take out like the fun of like, hey, upsets happen. Random things happen if we if we just went off of who we think is better and a Power rating that's all the fun of sport is gone I do love the people that are making the argument about like the the loss that Alabama had that was the best loss Yeah, no, someone you can't say like Alabama had the best loss because it was against Texas

But then also say Alabama had the best win because it was against Texas, but then also say Alabama had the best win because it was over Georgia. And then you can do the circular logic. Somebody tweeted at me, don't you understand that Bama lost to a team who beat Bama in Bama? Great loss by Bama. Yeah, fantastic loss.

Bama over Georgia is a better win than Texas over Bama, making Texas over Bama a better win than Bama over Georgia. Yeah. You can do the circular logic. And if you go through that, then you'll just end up being like, well, Oklahoma is actually the best team in the country. Yeah. No, someone did someone straight up said to me that Bama should be in over Texas when that debate was going on because people thought maybe Florida state was guaranteed in because Bama's loss was better because great

Texas loss to Oklahoma has two losses. Yeah. It was a fantastic loss. Texas only has one lot. Fantastic loss, but Bama with the loss of the year. I am happy at least that the committee did rank Texas over Alabama because it did show, hey, do games do actually matter? But yeah, it's

just sucks because for a state like, again, I don't think that they were one of the four best teams out Jordan Travis, but like you won all your games. They you won all your games. They should won all your games. But to your point, wasn't Bama's loss to Texas only good because Texas beat Bama?

Yeah, because Texas was a better team than Oklahoma. And that name was beat Texas. Oklahoma's a worse team than Texas. You're gonna drive yourself even though Oklahoma beat Texas. Yes, yeah. You're gonna drive yourself even though Oklahoma beat Texas. Yes, yeah. You're gonna drive yourself insane if you think of all these different scenarios.

Yeah, the irony is that the college football playoff was delayed in terms of moving to 12 years by the Alliance. Yeah. And the Alliance. No, they're all idiot. The Alliance had the ACC in it and it ended up fucking them over at the end

because we should have been in the 12 team playoff this year. I'm happy that like the committee gets roasted. I'm happy that the commissioners get roasted because they're all a bunch of morons how they've dealt with all of this stuff. And this is what we get. We get a 13-0 Florida State team not in the playoff. And it sucks. It was funny though. They did a Zoom meeting for I don't know what bowl it is. It might be the peach bowl, or maybe the orange bowl, but it was just a zoom meeting of Mike Norvell and Kirby Smart. It was orange bowl. They're blind. They looked so miserable.

I can't hear you. So, so miserable. And I want to talk about the games real quick too. Kirby Smart, like, I don't know what happened, but he just resorted back to like scared of Bama, Kirby Smart. That play calling in the first half Where Georgia went down the field in the first drive throwing the ball and and dicing him up And then they and then they just kind of turtleed offensively and I actually think it'd be hot take and Georgia fans

Not gonna be mad memes you can rate my take. I think the Brock powers actually hurt Georgia in that game They were trying to force it to him too much. They were forcing it to him and he was clearly not a hundred percent and they have like it's Georgia. They have guys behind Brock Bauer's. I know that Brock Bauer is incredible, but when Brock Bauer's is 75 percent, like put in the guys that can get crazy separation, put in the guys that can stretch the field, they were able to do that at times against Bama and then they were just had Possessions where they were running the ball and trying to force the Brock Bowers and he couldn't make the same explosive plays That we've seen him be able to make you also had lad mcconkey get dinged up. He was playing at a game Just putting the like he can't replace lad but but Bama

I give all the credit in the world to I mean Nick Saban best coach and job he's ever had Tommy reskates a ton of credit Because what that offense has changed into from that Texas game. Jilla Milrose got so much better. It's incredible. And they're able to do so many dynamic things and they're clicking at the right time. And I mean, this is, I'll say this, the Florida State debacle aside, this is the first time I feel like we have a college football playoff where all four teams can win the title. And it's not like a leap of imagination. It is four teams that are so fucking good. And they all, like, they all kind of do stuff. Like, I don't really know how Michigan's offense is going to match up against Bama because

Michigan's offense isn't that explosive. But I also think Michigan's defense is better than what Bama has faced. Texas, Texas defense is phenomenal. Their secondary's a little weak. Washington can pass the ball. Like it's gonna be a great matchup everywhere. Oh, it's awesome. There's Ford very different styles of play.

Four parts of the country represented, which is awesome and four different colors. Yeah, which is cool. New color, you got the crimson, you got the orange, you got the purple and you got the blue. Yeah, which is cool. New color. You got the crimson. You got the orange. You got the purple and you got the blue. Yeah, it's great. It's a very visually appealing final four for college football. I'm excited for the games. Also, I think that the committee, it was a couple of things. They don't have to deal with the repercussions and the precedent that they set by fucking over Florida State. And also, they don't have to deal with hundreds of thousands of very pissed off SEC fans.

Yeah. That want to burn all their houses down. And I get it like you can't you know it would have been weird if the SEC got left out. It sucks but this also was a downish year for the SEC. And we wouldn't be having that conversation if Auburn had just not rushed to players and put a third as a fucking spy. It's so crazy that we're like, Bama is playing the best ball. They were so close to losing. I know rivalry games are always different throughout the record books all that shit, but they were that close to losing that game. So to say that they're like killing everyone right now is just not. It's not actually correct. Not sure. They should have lost to Auburn, but they didn't. Now, if Bama had lost to Auburn, Bama against Georgia, Bama beats Georgia. Do you

think they put in Georgia over FSU? If Bama, wait, say it again. So if Bama had lost to Auburn, you would still be Alabama in the SEC championship game against. Oh, yeah, probably. You think Georgia, if they had beaten, if they had lost to Bama, maybe after Bama, maybe Ohio State gets in. I was, I was hoping that Ryan Day got in the mix just trying to plead his case because Ohio State wasn't even mentioned in a hypothetical. Yeah. It was never even, it even said. Also, I know the votes have to keep, they still have to be submitted, but we're looking into like in a good spot with Jaden Daniels. It's pretty good. Bonex, I felt bad for Bonex.

He, you know, at the end of the day, he had a pretty good press conference after where he's like, all I ever want to do is play college football. I want to take my team to national title. It was a perfect ending for me in Bonex because Bonex, very first game in college football. I remember vividly, I bet Oregon against Auburn and he made like incredible Bonaix pull plays out of his ass

to beat me and then his last game in college football. I had a future on Oregon. I was like Bonaix again. I was a believer in that first game against Oregon. I remember watching that in the bar and I was like Bonaix just looks sounds like a Heisman guy. Yeah it good news is he's got two more years of eligibility So yeah, but but but for twice more it was crazy because there was a lot of people who watch Friday night and unfortunately this is I Think the

Public who tunes in like I'm not gonna say casually, but some casual fans who tune into college football are Very much like Heisman voters because I got a lot of people saying Michael Penex should be the Heisman after Friday night Just completely erasing the fact that the last month Washington has struggled and like barely gotten by which Washington their defense Has gotten so much better as the season's gone along and they are absolutely in it to win the whole thing But it was just funny watching people will be like watch one game and be like, Pennix is a hystman. You can also say that Pennix is an awesome quarterback

and he's very good at it. He's really good at it. His story is incredible. He'll be in New York. He's definitely like a top five guy, but then you watch Jay and Daniel's playing, you're like, hold me, fuck, this guy is clearly the best player in basketball.

Yeah, no, he'll be in New York for sure. But yeah, it was a great weekend of college football. It was also really really funny just watching, uh, like we had, you know, Texas just kill Oklahoma State, a great SEC championship game. And then on Saturday night, it was just two games that were painful to watch and missing an Iowa and Florida state Louisville. I kept thinking Iowa is going to cross midfield. They did want to know that. Yeah, yeah, I I kept thinking Iowa is going to cross midfield. They did want some. Yeah, I was hoping that Iowa was going to, like you said, you like that they piss people off.

I've been hoping for the longest time since before that Minnesota game that Iowa was going to somehow win the big 10 championship and forced their way into the college football playoff just to piss off the most amount of people. I was hoping for an upset, but they have two losses. They got two losses now because of the Minnesota loss. But it was bad game on all accounts. It was painful to watch because you kept hoping like thinking something's gonna happen.

Something interesting is gonna happen in this game. Nothing did. It was just Iowa defense playing their balls off, keeping like I bet Michigan and it was the hardest I've ever had to like have a team cover that was so much better than the other team. Because it was so hard for Michigan to score. I just wanted one touchdown from Iowa.

That would have done it for me. Just one touchdown. It would have been nice. I think I might go Texas. I think I might be leading Texas here. I'm worried about their secondary against that Washington offense because that Washington offense is so good.

But yeah, I think we might get a rematch. I think we might get Texas, Alabama. I would that would be amazing. And that was tough. Michigan's reaction to Alabama. Yeah, that tells you what you need to know. They shouldn't have had. They should not have had that someone.

I think it was a journalist in there. It was Adam Rittenberg who works for maybe the big 10 network. He they shouldn't have allowed anyone in there to tape it in a twist of fate. Michigan should have made sure that no one could illegally tape them. Well, what they should have done is they should have recorded one announcement where they play against Alabama. Yeah. One where they play against Florida state, gotten the reactions and then be like, Oh, okay, yeah, they're going to play Alabama.

Yeah. Yeah. So also was fucked up that they had Florida state on camera, finding out the news. Yeah. That was tough. Yeah. And I do think if you're a Florida state fan, you have every right to be pissed off, you got fucked. No, yeah, you got fucked.

You're 13 and 0. Like you can't do anything more than that. You're a power five school and people start throwing out Liberty and UCF. Liberty had- We're talking power five school. Liberty had the last in terms of strength of schedule. They had the weakest strength of schedule their opponents, but people like to do that. Where they're like, what about Liberty?

They're undefeated. The last. Yeah. Last place. And guess what? In the 12 team playoff, Liberty would be in. And you know what? We grow in the 12 team playoff.

People are saying, well, you're just going to have this, this debate times 10 when it comes to the 12 team playoff. No, because here's what you say you should have one more games. Right. And it's and we're going to be there's differences. We're never going to be debating an undefeated team being left out. We're going to be debating a three loss team versus a two lost team. Yeah. And that you can swallow a lot better than than anything else. And there's going to be a lot of those debates will be head to head.

We'll be able to decide it. So, uh, but yeah, I'm excited for bowl season. I'm going to bet every single bowl. That's in fact, I love bowl season. Oh, love balls. If anybody out there is on the Armed Forces bowl committee, I'd love to be involved in the flyover. Who? J.M.U. Air Force. Let me know. I'll be, I'll put aside my fear of high up there there I know I lost out of my fly over back in in April when I had to close on the house or May so I just just letting you know I'll identify every plan we get Toledo we get our guy Jason Candle shot out of our zone of bulls can be sick I only looking for revenge after last year's heartbreaking overtime loss yeah it's gonna be

awesome yeah so bull and nothing like it. And Florida safe fans, we stand with you in being upset. But just if you make a t-shirt saying your national title, you know, national champions, PFC and I will wear it on a show. Yeah, claim the fuck out of that. Send us some t-shirts saying that your national champions, we will wear it and we will, we will, and you got gotta do it right now. Yeah. Because if you get smushed by Georgia, there's gonna be a lot of like C, C, C, C.

So do it right now. This is your like three weeks to just enjoy the fuck out of this. Also, same two things can be true at the same time. One, Florida state should have gotten in. Two, I'm kind of glad it's all there. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. As a college football watch. It's okay to have two thoughts in your head at one, but you did get fucked. You got fucked, but I'm happy because it is probably the four best teams.

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Back this weekend, best part about a college football championship weekend. I love the refs. The refs are great. We had a, we had one guy actually throwing normally, which I respected. And then we had a triple overtime, or a double overtime?

Triple, triple overtime, Gavin and Ryan, a little bit of controversy, I guess in Gavin and Ryan, a little bit of controversy, I guess in the first overtime. They counted six for Ryan when it should have been five, so Gavin should have won. He ended up losing. It was, you know, the doctor-prepare challenges are always great, but this was first triple overtime I've seen, always electric, and it's exciting. My favorite was the dude that's going to community college and he got $100,000. Yeah, for community college. That dude is going to buy so many cigarettes.

It is great. Little dystopian, but it's great. Oh, extremely. That's what's fun about it. Here's how you get dystopian part? Here's how you get to survive in your 20s. Yeah. Not being up to your nut sack and debt.

You have to throw football into a giant doctor paper. College cost. College costs so much we're gonna wheel you out here and you gotta win your freedom. Tell me how much you love this fucking soft drink. But that's why the Gavin got robbed, literally. Yeah, well, no, they paid him, right? Did they?

They rectified it. Yeah, okay. They both got it. That's good. Yeah. They could do that for everyone. Yeah. For everyone in America.

Sound like Bernie Sanders over here, Hank. We just, we just get a light bulb off in your head. I do. I've always been a Bernie guy. Yeah. Yeah, we're, I'm also going to guarantee that we are, we're going to, whoever wants to advertise us, we're going to do this next year, the week leading up in this office. We're going to have a huge challenge.

And maybe we'll, we'll make, we'll find a way to make it as dystopian. Yeah, someone wins, like we'll get him out of debt or something. Well, pay for it if you have any healthcare bills. But it will be great. We're gonna, and should we ban the chest pass? Yeah, oh, 100%. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah, I'm 100% in on that 100% Okay, they should just move it back that would ban the chest back. Yeah, if it was 20 yards. Yeah PFTU who's back the week my who's back the week is also related to college football My who's back is mouthpieces. Yes mouthpieces are back We've been discussing mouthpieces a little bit on this show all the new trends and how people are just wearing their mouthpieces on their face mask, not putting them in. They flop around. The Bill's receivers are leading the league in that. I remain convinced that the mouthpieces, if they, if they're hanging that far down, they

get into your field of vision at some point. Yep. Whatever. This is my most old man yells at Cloud Take. I'm sounding like Colin Coward, but I think I am actually right about this one. It reached a new level this weekend in the Georgia game, Georgia Alabama. Anthony Evans, I think he's a freshman. He's a punt returner for Georgia. He was wearing not one, not two, but three mouthpieces at once on his person. Look at this big cat. He's got a red

one in his mouth right here. Red eyes mouth. I saw this yellow one hanging down and then He has a third mouthpiece that's jammed into his left ear hole. Oh, I love it. I love it So I hate I hate the two mouthpiece look when you've just got two mouthpieces dangling just randomly I kind of love three mouthpieces. I want to see like as many mouthpieces you can fit on a person's home it fully accessorized Yeah, get every hole plugged up with a mouthpiece. I love it. Yeah mouthpieces are becoming a thing But if there's two Congress Congress needs to step in Tommy Tuberville would absolutely do something about this Oh without a doubt. No, you can't do two you can do three or more you can do one zero or three or more That's my rule. All right my who who's back in the week is LeBron

because he got into it with email Udoka. This is great. We got the actual audio of it. LeBron, or email Udoka told him to stop bitching. And LeBron said, now that bitch were doing cool, don't use it so loosely. And Udoka said, what are you gonna do about what I said? Walking over here like you're can do something soft as boy

looking ruled and you know don't like look to mopping down like what do you think you know talk it would he he stands in the game like hit by car when he was a kid did he i think about kill you bruh no no that never happened uh... you say anything about soft ass boy what about that boy what about soft ass boy. What? Soft ass boy. What about soft ass boy? Why are you saying soft ass boy?

That was the quote one of them. There's a deep huge differences between soft ass boy and the boy ass play. Yeah, Max soft That he is he saying he has a soft ass No, he's saying his ass is soft No, he's saying his ass is soft. What? You're like your ass is soft. Soft ass. You said little boy ass play. It was the same thing.

No, no. It's not. Yes it was. FBI will show up to your house for one or two minutes. It was described the ass. Yeah. It was just an accessory to do. You're thinking of.

You're thinking a lot about like little asses. You're the one who was thinking about little asses. There's a big difference between a soft ass and a little boy ass play. Correct. But they were both you as a play man and soft ass. Yeah, I think we can all... Worst case scenario for soft ass is just like, you know, you're a little more just saying. Worst case scenario for soft ass is just like, you know, you're a little more

saying worst case scenario for a little boy ass play is a lot worse. I'd say I'd say every case for little boy. Yeah, little boy. But you understand that it was used in the same manner. No, so listen, soft asses. Soft asses can be good sometimes. I don't play ass play is never. I got ever ever the play. Eme Doka thing, by the way, he is a bad ass. He so when he was four years old, uh, it is, I'm reading this from a ringer article. Uh, he was getting dropped off by his bus for school and, uh, Eme knew he should wait for the bus to pull out before he crossed the Ember Street,

which was always so busy, but the bus drivers smiled assuredly and waited across even at four doca felt a sense of trepidation he picked out saw nothing then took a step the van driving by in the lane adjacent to the bus didn't see the boy until it was too late doca was clipped in the forehead sent corining back on the concrete where the back of his head squash like a soft pumpkin

oh fuck lay in the street blood flowing in a days. This is where he's for soft ass head. Yeah, email doca. I would like to see that. I kind of like getting some soft ass stuff. I would like to see that fight though. It was funny though that LeBron LeBron really gets in his dad shit sometimes. Yeah, he's like don't talk to me. I'm a father of three. He's still rattle from the from the woman from Golden State. Yeah. Yeah. How's it feel to be a pussy ass bitch? Yeah. Hey, who said that? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Remember when he's like, don't talk to me like that. I'm a father of three. But you know what? I make the joke father of three. It makes it makes a difference who's saying things to Lebron because he will be language police on you all day long if he's intimidated

by you. Yeah. But if you're Dylan Brooks, you can say like 10 times worse things a little bit. And it'll just laugh at your face. The fact that email he got in his head about this tells me email is mentally outling. Don't like that word bitch. OK, Jake finishes off by who's back of the week is old takes exposed.

We got in the part of my take account this week from a blog that I wrote reporting Andy Staples' comments titled Texas football will once again disappoint in 2023. Oh, so we didn't get old, dig exposed. Well, I reported it, but it was Andy Staples. Yeah, no, we didn't. Andy's a fucking moron. No, throw him out of the bus.

No, Andy's an idiot. And also, future old takes his blows. PFT, your coach who left for Indiana Kurt Signati, he went to the Indiana basketball game. Yeah. He said, Purdue Sox, so does Michigan and Ohio State. Yep.

Listen, he won't backfire. No, I respect his ambition. I love his passion. Yeah. I love his passion. Good try. But that's very clearly a guy with his first power, five job going out, trying to say all the right things.

I guarantee you right now he's looking back on that like. Uh oh. uh oh well I mean there's also a good chance at Ohio State and Michigan just don't care. I was I was uh talking to Ebo who we work with who went to J.M.U. and I was like welcome to big time college football because now you're in the spot as a J.M.U fan where you're rooting for your awesome coach to fail so he comes back. Oh, I'm thinking like the other way around. I want him to succeed. A lot of people at J.M.U. are pissed that we lost him. But he'll come back though. If he like has, if he in three years

doesn't join the Indian, he'll come back and it will be awesome for you. You have to be realistic. J.M.U. is a stepping stone job right now. We're a very good group of five school, one of the best group of five schools. But if you're gonna have great success there, you're gonna get power five schools that want to post your coach They can pay way more than we can pay so just like just accept it

Yeah, I feel like this is a great job to have if you want to get an elite job next Yeah, also he was on big-ten network from Lucas oil and he said I'd figure I should make this trip up here Since we'll be playing in this game next year Yeah, I kind of love it. He's a moron. Yeah and he said I'd figure I should make this trip up here since we were playing in this game next year. Oh, yeah. I kind of love it. He's a moron. Yeah, he's not as stupid. He should come back.

No more divisions, all right? Yeah, but all you got to do is say we're going to beat Purdue and then just be good with that. Kurt Signetti, like I think what we've learned in the past four days is that you're not ready for that job yet. Yeah. Just come on back. Yeah, exactly.

That's what I'm saying. You just got to root for him to come back.'s come home. All right good show boys covered everything Let's finish it off with some numbers 71 20 eight Shane 10 would you say memes I have three pucks got to wait Shane's got 10 air Shane's got 10 18 somebody has 10 what's yours say number

7 Pugge 28 he said 28 Part of my balls calm 44 44 Hankley enjoying that body armor today? 44. Yeah, it was. Interesting. We pissed them it.

No. But I did put it in my butthole. No, you didn't. We'll roll the tape for tomorrow. Sucks for you. Also, if you did that, that's bad for you. No, that would actually, I would say like, you should, we don't have HR anymore,

but you should hire a new HR and then complete. Yeah, like that, that will be bad. You know, that would be bad, a big one. That would be over the line. I just, I accomplished everything I wanted to with making Hank, like maybe 10% think that he just drank out of my butthole. He tasted a little butthole on your mouth. No, but I didn't do it.

Also, I put my pants a little bit of it. Yes, you're right. Nice. All right. Also, check out Surviving Barstool tonight. Yes. Surviving Barstool.tv. So how can they watch it, Jake?

Barstool.tv. So, yeah, Dave announced it on Friday. We're going to do $9.99 for the rest of the season. There's seven more episodes. We got kicked off YouTube. It sucks. I understand that asking people for money always sucks. And if you don't want to pay for it totally understand You don't want to pay for it. That's cool

But it's 999 for the next seven episodes once the finale airs You can get it for free at barstool on barstool TV So if you don't want to pay for it if you're like this bullshit, I don't want to pay for it totally understand You can get it for free afterwards if you want to watch it live I think it's very much worth it. It's an incredible seven episodes that are coming up. It's 999 not a huge price, but Yeah, anyone who supports us. We love you. Or still dot TV slash backslash on hyphen demand. Okay, it's last week Not backslash. Yeah, pretty sure it's like, not back to the next one. Yeah, it's slash. I'm pretty sure it's all like all Roku TVs do. Awesome.

Oh, nice. Yeah, me and we appreciate everybody that bought Black Friday merchandise that was in the cyber Monday that got my personal off. And yeah, like asking you for money, we understand it, but as Big Cat said, in my opinion, it's worth it. If you want to pay for it, if you don't want to pay for it,

it'll be there and tonight's episode should be wild. All right, let's do one more number, though. That was too much time in between numbers. And I love you guys. This counts official. 40. Eight, seventy-one. Twenty. Eight.

So, Hank's going to want to change? You went to 40? What did you got ten? What are yours, Pug? Pug, twenty-eight. Pug, ninety-nine. Pug, ninety-nine. So, I'm going to hang, Hank. What was yours, Pug, Pug, Pug 99. Pug 99, Pug 99. So I've been in the hang chance.

What was your SPFT? Eight. 31. 31, I'm out of like 81. 31. 31. What was it? 31.

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