Pardon My Take - NFL Week 15, Fastest 2 Minutes, Recapping Every Game, And CFB Playoffs

Episode Date: December 21, 2020

Fastest 2 minutes for NFL Week 15. We then recap every game from Saturday and Sunday. (2:04 - 7:47) Browns vs Giants (7:47 - 16:57) Bills vs Broncos (16:57 - 25:38) Panthers vs Packers  (25:38 - 34:40) Bucs vs Falcons (34:40 - 37:36) Niners vs Cowboys  (37:36 - 42:24) Lions vs Titans  (42:24 - 55:07) Texans vs Colts (55:07 - 64:11) Patriots vs Dolphins (64:11 - 72:40) Bears vs Vikings (72:40 - 79:07) Seahawks vs WFT (79:07 - 88:29) Jaguars vs Ravens  (88:29 - 97:16) Jets vs Rams (97:16 - 105:12) Eagles vs Cardinals (105:17 - 108:16) Chiefs vs Saint (108:16 - 115:42) Football guy of the week, Baby Bron, CFB final rankings and playoffs and who's back of the week including Jose Canseco vs Billy Football (as Big Cat's proxy)  (115:42 - 142:28)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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We 15. Exactly perfectly average size. We start on Saturday in Mile High where Josh Allen Iverson has the answer to the question, when did the Bull Bills last win the AFC East title? 24 hours ago, boom. As the Sean Doug McDermott coach Bill seemingly can't miss, Vic Only Fangios is making John Elway pay for picking him, and the Bills offense is global warming up at the right time of the year.

Relying on digs and coal as a Chilean Broncos defense was only a minor inconvenience, getting buried for 48 points, and I am happy to report that. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. The Bills win the AFC East, 48 Broncos, 19. Down to hot later, where stop me if you've heard this before, but Matt Ryan was up big on Tom Brady, only to have the Alanis Falcons and Rahim Morissette blow it yet again. Isn't it ironic? Tom Brady kept one hand in the pocket, and the other is eating avocado, throwing a jagged

little pill, and in true O'Dell fashion tried to kiss Brown after a late touchdown score. The Falcons are going down in a theater like Abraham Lincoln, because if you're an Atlanta fan, co-co-co-co-co, I don't know that no lead is ever safe. Box 31, the dirty bird's 27. To Indianapolis, where DeForest, Gump, Buckner, and Lieutenant Dan Eko Autry took out Deshaun Watson's legs for four and a half sacks, aiding the Colts defense to a victory. Zach Pascal Siakum was able to dunk two touchdowns into the end zone, as Philip Seymour Hoffman Rivers was red dragging his nuts across the Texans secondary.

The Colts take down the Texans. 27. 20. In Nashville, where Marvin Crohn's Jr. got shit on by Corey Dave IBS as the Titans wrecked him. Track door seato, leave you in the dust like you eat cheat toes. Winter splatter like gay mosquito, still can cock or play off Andy Reed though. The Titans roll the lions 46 to 25.

North to Minneapolis, where Michelangelo's David Montgomery made the Vikings D look small. I want my, I want my, I want my true bisque. As Darnell Mooney for nothing in a Keem Hicks for free, put the Vikings playoff chances in dire straits. All we are is just in the wind, Jefferson yelled at Kirk Cousins to throw the fucking ball, Kirk, after Kirk closed his eyes for the moment, only for a moment, and the moment's gone. You're my boy, Blue.

I thought Trey Wingo left the SPN, the Bears take down the Vikings 33-27. The people in this studio are too young to understand how Genius Our Dire Straits song drop was there. In La La Land, Camolo Anthony Acres was upstaged by Braxton Honey Nut Berrios, and frankly my gore, I don't give a damn gase as the hope for Trevor Lawrence are gone with the wind. The only one pick in New York was by Bryce Hall as the time for the Jets to make the number one selectionist tick-tocking away, and these Rams are bad.

Jets 23, the Rams 20. Good one, Boom. Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Huh? Down in Miami where Cousin Sal Vaughn Ahmed broke his podcast partner's heart with the nailing in the coffin for Bill Simmons Belichick and the Patriots' playoff chances. In the words of my good friend, Smokey Robinson, let me be the last to wish you all a happy Chanukah, as Jua Tagliovoa and Matt Brado Brado Brado got the Dolphins to their ninth win of the season. Dolphins 22, Patriots 12. Standing on a corner, Jamie Swinston got the Rona, such a sad sight to see.

Give him his space, it's time to contact Trace, do the Saints need, mix or leave? Come on, Jamie's, the dubs are tasteless, the Chiefs are undisputed, let's get Bayless. The Chiefs take down the Saints, 32-29. And we finished in the Nation's Capital where the Joe Logan Thomas experience was a good one. Pete Christmascaroll gave the football team a follow-la-la loss. Haskins tried to take off, take the top off as the football team's offense pulled the Titanic saying, Tweet me like one of your French girls and the Seahawks win a big one

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you sign up for their six-month membership, go to Woop.com, W-H-O-O-P.com, W-H-O-O-P.com to check it out, sleep better, recover faster, train smarter this season and beyond with Woop. Okay, week 15 in the books, Sunday night football, how did it go for the New York Giants? Well, Freddie Kitchens is trending on Twitter, that cannot be good. The Giants baffling would say, I would say baffling plan, the Browns looked good, Baker looked good, the Browns now have 10 wins, they're on their way to the playoffs if they can just get rid of Cody Parky.

But the Giants, I think that's it for them, nice run, but what the fuck were they doing? No, they're not out of it yet. Right, but that was such a... But it was an ass-kicking, like you can't call yourself a playoff team and go out there and run the fake field goal. What was that? It was Joe Judge campaigning for Coach of the Year. What was that?

Two things. So one, I think Joe Judge wanted to put something special out there for the people watching on Primetime, and two, I think he was playing on Tilt a little bit. The old rivalry back to high school was Stefansky. Stefansky actually beat Joe Judge out to be the starting quarterback of their high school, and then Joe Judge transferred afterwards. So this was personal, he was trying to settle, like in Joe Judge's mind, this is the culminating scene in a high school sex comedy, where he finally gets to come back and avenge his loss.

But it was baffling. It was a weird play. The play actually could have worked, because the dude was kind of open. But I don't understand why you don't just keep your own offense on the field and just run your own offense, instead of being like, hey, let's trick them, but not trick them by having all these guys out here. Joe Judge said afterwards, field goals weren't going to win this game. Well, okay, maybe, but you would have been down 13-9.5 instead of 13-3.

So I don't know, field goals would have gotten you in a spot to win the game. They would have hurt. Right. Like you would have been in distance at the end of the half, like instead it was a 10-point game, which felt like too much for that offense, but you basically gave up a field goal with that stupid play to start the game, and then you gave it up again when you went for it on fourth and two, like the five yard line. I feel like Joe Judge saw Freddie Kitchens and was like, you control the offense.

So I think we have a better chance of scoring a touchdown if I put in my special teams and where I can dictate the play as opposed to running one of your shitty plays, Freddie. Baker was really, really good though. He's starting to like, I feel like he's turned a little bit of a corner where he sees everything. 27 for 32, for almost 300 yards. He was awesome. And Wyatt Teller wasn't even playing. And they got lost their guard.

Like on the first drive. So they were playing their, their, like the sixth round pick at guard. Browns are for real, man. The Browns are for real. These Browns could win two playoff games. These Browns aren't the Super Bowl Browns. The Browns are for real. And guess what?

The Cleveland Browns are now, you know, the playoff picture better than me. I'm worried. Okay. What? I'm what? The Browns. Well, Cody Park is going to ruin your life. I, the Browns should make the playoffs right in a just world.

The Browns should have already clenched at 10 and four, however, that is so crazy that they, however, that is so fucked up in the AFC and Cleveland Browns fans turn this off. Not that you've, you've probably already run through all these scenarios in your head, but the Ravens are probably going to win their last two games. Wait, but the Browns play the Jets. So that's a win. That's a win. The Jets are coming off of a win.

That's a letdown spot for the Jets. Yeah. This is a, this is a trap game for the Jets. That is such a letdown spot for the Jets. Yeah. I love it. And yeah. So the Ravens are going to get to 11 and five.

The Colts are probably going to get to 11 and five. The Titans are probably going to get to 11 and five also. Okay. So then things, things can get a little dicey. Okay. But what gets dicey? Well, the fact that the Browns would have to play the Pittsburgh Steelers in week 17 and probably had that game flexed into prime time and probably have that game.

Could they, if they win that game, could they win the North? I don't think so. Right. I don't think so. I don't think they have the tiebreakers. So are you saying that there's a way that the Browns could miss the playoffs at 11 and five? Is that what I'm hearing you say?

There is definitely. The Browns, I think, could win the AFC North. No, they can't. No, they can't. No, it's a possibility. Okay. It's very, very unlikely. Okay.

There's a possibility. But all I'm saying is like, that just, it feels bad. It feels like a setup. Oh. If going into week 17, they flex that game into prime time. If the Browns win 11 games and don't make the playoffs, that will be the cruelest thing that's ever happened. Yeah.

That will be. Can't 2020 just end already? Oh my God. I'm looking at it now. Yeah. If all three teams finish 11 and five, or all four teams finish 11 and five, the Browns would miss the playoffs. If you're, if you're a Browns fan, you kind of have to be rooting for the Giants to not

take this loss too badly so that they can maybe go out there and be like shock the Ravens next week. But what the fuck? And all this, we're just, why did you say that? I'm just pointing things. It's the math, big cat. It's not me. I don't control the numbers yet, but the way things stand right now, and this is presuming

that the Steelers beat the Bengals. I think that's actually, I think, all right. So now I'm starting to get a little bit of an understanding of this situation. I think if you're a Browns fan, you want the Steelers to win their next two games. So makes that makes them in the playoffs, secure in the playoffs. They can't, they won the AFC North. They can't change where they're playing. They're going to rest the starters, then you can win in week 17.

Do you think that Ben Rathausberger might be like a little bit hungry to go out there and claim his, like, I'm the king of Cleveland throne? I don't think they'll even, I think they'll be like, Ben, you can't play. They'll tell, you know what? They'll tell Ben the games on Monday. Or just tell him that it's in Pittsburgh and have himself at the long share. He just won't even realize it. All right.

All right. So the Browns, great win. But yeah. Ten and four. God damn it, that's scary. Tonight, the Browns look good. The Browns should be in the playoffs and they probably will and they probably will be. You know what?

We need to change the playoffs as the Browns miss it at 11 and five. That'll be the cruelest thing that's ever happened be the Cleveland Browns rule. Yeah. We're like one team that hasn't made the playoffs in a long time. If you get double digit wins, if you haven't, if you haven't made the playoffs in longer than 10 years and you have a 10 win season, you should get in. Yes. Yes.

I agree. All right. And then yeah, Joe judge. I don't know what the fuck. I think. Yeah. Right. Sifansky, McDermott.

Tomlin kind of out. Tomlin out. Fred Flores. Maybe. So there's your three, but I'm going to go with Sifansky. You got the fucking Cleveland Browns to 10 wins. Kevin Sifansky gets my vote that I don't have, but I'm going to say it anyway. He gets my vote.

He gets this podcast vote for coach of the year. Yep. We've officially, it's like the New York Times getting behind a presidential candidate. The part of my take. Well, they did too this year. They did. Yeah. So we should do too.

Part of my take as a podcast is getting behind Kevin Sifansky as coach of the year. Okay. Well, Kevin Sifansky and then all alternate Sean McDermott because there you go. In case Kevin Sifansky should happen to not be able to fulfill his obligations, Billy, why did you order? Why did you just walk in? It's it's 1230 at night. Why are you walking with a bunch of I ordered it?

I don't know why Billy would ever bring food in here when we have never brought. He's got to put on. Order enough for all of us. Yes. Well, thank you, Hank. Whoa. Fuck yeah, Hank. Got a couple party packs.

Let's go eat some Taco Bell. Fuck yeah. All right. Well, let's do the week 15 to because we already recorded all week 15. Here is week 15. This is the best way to end a football weekend. Yeah. A little Taco Bell nightcap.

No way is this going to backfire eating Taco Bell 1230 in the morning. I'm going to eat seven tacos and then go home and fall asleep comfortably. All right. Let's get to the rest of the week 15 slate. We're going to start with Saturday. Can I just interrupt you real quick? Yeah. Football like this weekend was football weekend and football is it's the best sitting on the

couch for an entire weekend and doing nothing but football. It was this is heaven. The only the only complaint I have is not really a complaint, but it's more of a like, hey, remember to take care of your chickens, take care of your mentals. I had a definite football headache of just watching the screen for 24 hours over the last three days. Just make sure you know, pop an Advil every now and then. Yeah.

Or just close your eyes. Yeah. Close your eyes. Take a break. What I like to do outside at halftime for about 30 seconds, sometimes I like to just stare at the ceiling and give my eyes the old reset on that. Yep. Yep.

Go outside for a minute. Got to take care of yourself. You know, do something. Do something. All right. Let's get into it. So Saturday, Saturday, Saturday. The Buffalo Bills are AFC East champions.

The first time in 25 years, 1995 was the last time it's been so long that 29 players on the bills roster, including practice squad were not born yet. The last time the Buffalo Bills won the AFC East. We're so happy for Josh Allen. He's fucking awesome. Josh Allen needs four more touchdowns in the last two weeks to break the record for touchdowns by a Bills QB, which this is actually like a real record because Jim Kelly's offense were revolutionary.

They were as close to like mid 2000s offenses as it got in the 80s and 90s. Right. Exactly. So it's not, you know, it's not a nothing thing. He has been incredible. Think about this. The Bills are Collin Murray's Hail Mary away from being 12 and two right now. Yeah.

No, the Bills fuck and Josh Allen fucks. And this Bills team could win the Super Bowl. Absolutely. Like those Browns from a couple of weeks ago could win the Super Bowl. The team that we've seen from the Bills in the last two weeks, they could beat the chiefs in the playoffs. Yes. If everything goes correctly, like their defense is good enough.

Josh Allen is fucking hard enough. Like the windows that he was putting the ball in were incredible. And he's like, he is one guy. I know we had Mike Leach on the show like a couple of years ago and he was telling us that you can't get more accurate after your what, like 17, 18 years old. Just peak accuracy. Josh Allen. When Josh Allen might be younger than we think he is.

Well, it's like a reverse Dominican baseball player. It's Benjamin Button. Yeah. Right. Yeah. He ages backwards. Yeah. So he's going to get more accurate as this guy.

And then he's going to be a toddler. And then he's going to be a toddler. But hopefully we can get some titles out of it first. But like when when they put the videos up of Josh Allen going back to Buffalo and the entire team landing and the entire city of Buffalo greeted them at the airport, giving off major like dogs, greeting military people coming home from their tours. Awesome. It was it was incredible.

It was awesome. Buffalo is going to be like Woodstock 99. If the bills do work in the playoff and Cuomo said that they could potentially have some fans in the stands for the playoff. Wait, which Fredo said that we don't say Fredo, Cuomo, so this is sometimes there is stating the obvious, but sometimes stating the obvious is still needed because you've got to give credit where credit is due. And I think Brandon Bean, who we've had on the show, Sean McDermott, who is a great great

head coach, but the bills front office like you draft a quarterback. There was a lot of people who thought Josh Allen would suck. Josh Allen has been fantastic. But more than that, they have put Josh Allen in a spot to succeed. And I'm talking about the Stefan Diggs trade. That trade changed what the bills trajectory is, and it is the rare trade in sports where both teams won because the Vikings got Justin Jefferson out of it. So they have their, you know, stud wide receiver in the future.

But Stefan Diggs has six or more receptions in all but one single game this year on sat on Saturday. He had 11 catches for 100 or sorry. This season he has 111 catches for 1300 yards. He has unlocked Josh Allen. And again, it is stating the obvious, but a lot of times franchises don't do these things where they say, Hey, we've invested in this quarterback. We have him on his rookie deal.

Let's get some guys around him who can be the perfect compliment to what his skill set is, which is a Stefan Diggs and the deep ball catches and being able to run under the ball. And it just needs to be said because a lot of franchises don't do those smart things The bills have and they deserve all the credit in the world because Josh Allen has been phenomenal. Diggs has been phenomenal. Cole Beasley has been phenomenal. That defense has turned itself around like the deep, the bills defense was the issue and which is weird because last year they were unbelievable.

But after the bye week, they've figured it out. They have figured something out where they, they, they play good enough defense that this like you said is a Super Bowl contending team. And guess what? They went to Denver, which could have been a let down spot because everyone's talking about them and they annihilated the problem. And it was on a weird Saturday too, which is another place like a relatively short week could also be another let down spot and a t-shirt and hack game, which I love that

saying. Yeah, that's true. Got to have a t-shirt and hack game. Yeah. So, so they come back. They're, they're AFC East champions and we've seen, I don't know if you've seen the screenshots, but there's some screenshots going around from people that work inside. What's the name of the Buffalo Stadium?

Do they have a name? No, it's new era, but it's not anymore. Bill Stadium. Bill Stadium. We've, we've had talks about having it be the Barstools. Yeah. So there are people that work there that are getting contacted saying, Hey, would you be willing to like work concessions during the playoffs if we put in like this sort of protocol?

And so they're planning on having fans there. Yes. He's going to be there. And Bill's Mafia went fucking nuts on Saturday. Good for them. Like great job for the Bill's fans being able to celebrate hard and go like ham on a Saturday night, knowing that they have a full day of recovery on Sunday. Yes.

You guys deserved it because all Buffalo would have called in sick. Had you clinched the AFC East and won that game on Sunday? This is though, uh, and I just keep going back to it, but the fact that the Browns and the Bills are both, uh, Brown's most likely playoff bound without fans in the stands and fans partying beforehand. It is a little bit of a tragedy. It's a mini tragedy because those fan bases deserve it and Bill's fans should be, I mean, this has been a long time coming.

Obviously they broke the streak to get to the playoffs a few years ago, but winning the AFC East first time in 25 years, young quarterback, franchise quarterback. Like that's, Bill's fans are waking up on Monday morning and they're just happy. Yeah. Like they're just straight up happy. And that's such an awesome feeling when your sports team can do that for you. There's why you, it's why you go through the losses. Yep.

There's been no better application of nature as healing than seeing Bill's fans jumping through tables, lighting them on fire, smashing like full 2020s over their heads. That's how I knew that like things are, things are on the right track in the world right now. So I'd also be remiss if I didn't mention that the Bills and the Broncos, that's the most successful OJ Simpson run game of all time. Nice. Big matchup between the two of those, a lot of history between those franchises and Drew

Locke is done. We got to be done with that. I'm opting out on Drew. Yeah. No, you have to. But I'm not talking to you anymore. You've already up there. The Broncos have to be done with that.

Yeah. And unfortunately, I think Vic Fangio is probably going to get fired. I still would rank him number one in defensive coordinator, so we'll have a job. It just didn't really work out for me. He was never really meant to be a head coach and it sucks because they just don't have a quarterback and I still think that their roster is decent where they can turn it around somewhat. You know, I mean, like if you look at the chargers and the Broncos, like there's teams

out there where if you're a fan of that team, it's not, you're not the Jets. You're not the Jaguars. Like there are moves that can be made that can get you back in the playoffs. I feel like in the next couple of years, yeah, your defense is going to be good when Vaughn Miller gets back in. Like you have offensive weapons, got offensive weapons. No fan is awesome. Yep.

But again, he does still feel to me like the second team he's on, he's going to be a fucking monster. He's going to be like all world. He's going to be the next baby Gronk. Yes. Yes. All right. So that was Saturday football.

Saturday night football, the Packers and the Panthers, Rogers called it, Aaron Rodgers called it a disappointing win. It's a fucking asshole. But the pack, it was a weird game because the Packers were up 21 three. They scored, I think on their first three drives. Aaron Rodgers wasn't that sharp. Their offense wasn't that sharp. I think that he was like, Hey, I can probably suck tonight knowing everyone's watching

college football and I will still win an MVP. That's just my thought. And Matt rule, a point spread God kicks the field goal on first down. Everyone was freaking out about it. It almost worked. Yeah. No, I think it's, it's kind of the right decision. Well, you don't see a lot of coaches do it, but it's kind of not because you still have

first down. Right. And you can take a shot. It's harder to save time. It's harder to score the touchdown than the field goal. So it's still like it ended up not looking dumb in retrospect, but I still think you need to at least run a play on first and second down because what happens if you score a touchdown on first, second down, then the hard part is done.

He was making up for it with Joey Sly sending Joey Sly out there to make a very makeable field goal towards the end of the game. Yeah. As opposed to trying them out there. I still think it's dumb because you could see that going the other way where maybe they score a touchdown and then Sly goes out there and they have to kick a 67 yard, which is what he is accustomed to backwards somehow. But it's, it's, listen, if you do it and like third down or fourth down, I get it.

But first down, like, what are you doing? Just fucking take two shots to the end zone. You might have three bad snaps in a row. Right. But yeah, that was Matt rule was the point spread God and Teddy Bridge Rogers keeps covering point spreads. You bring up a good point though with Aaron Rodgers and maybe you weren't going down this road, but I'll just say it.

When was the last time Aaron Rodgers was happy? Never. Has he been happy? No. I feel like his source of happiness is when the haters aren't happy. Yeah. He likes, he's just a surly guy who likes to just not be happy. Who likes to excel at football.

Yeah. And just be like, you know, oh, yeah, disappointing win. Okay, dude, like you're 11 and three, um, so I'm so disappointed. We've had a nice season, but that was a disappointing win. Whatever. I, uh, I still think the Packers can, I'm excited for this Titans Packers game next week. Let's just say that.

So we're going to find out how soft the Packers do this next week because I don't think that they're as soft as they were. I think that their D's gotten a little bit harder. They're still soft. The D's not, the D is semi. They've got a semi right now in Green Bay. They're one and two against winning teams. They're chubbed up again.

They're one and two against winning teams. They're going to get the one seed most likely. It's pretty much, I mean, it's scary. You know what? There's basically no chance that they don't get the one seed. You're just hoping they're in week 17. No, I'm just saying it. They have the one seed.

Foot's off the gas. No, I've already done the math on that. I'm no longer scared of the Bears playing on Sunday Night Football Flexing because the Bears, uh, entire like, uh, playoff chances rely on the Cardinals and they would never put a game in there that it could have already been decided. So we're good. I think that much like the Bills are discussing putting certain fans into the stands, the Packers just need to have the first row of the end zone filled with people so that you can do

a non-sad lambo leap. Yeah. So just so that somebody can catch them. I like that. I think Roger's also, this will be like the, I think this will be his third time going 40 touchdowns plus single digit interceptions, which I think the only two other people have done it at Brady and Manning. So whatever, he's good.

That's fine. So boring. To be, to be that consistent. I said something nice. It's cause he throws it away a lot. He doesn't take chances. Well, he, Brett Favre was a gunslinger. He tried taking chances.

At least Brett Favre fucking went down with the ship. Aaron Rogers experimented this year with taking chances. There was like one quarter where he experimented with taking chances and he had like two pick six. And then he was like, you know what? Fuck that. I'm not doing that ever again. The, uh, I, for some reason, someone retweeted on my timeline.

The Brett Favre was talking about his last game. It was when Corey Wooten basically killed him on that frozen turf in Minnesota. And I had never heard the story, but Brett Favre said he got knocked out. He was snoring. The trainer came and got him up. He tried to go to the wrong sideline. He then went to the right sideline. He got in his street clothes.

He had a hot coke. It was his words. He had a hot cocoa and a chili dog. And that was it. And he just knew at that point, I'm done. Hot cocoa and a chili dog. That's disgusting. You know what, I might, I might get one of those copper fit things that he advertises

for my back because I'm into just strictly junk science treatments in my back for right now. Yeah. You just won't listen to me even though I've been through everything. No, I like, I'll, I'll do whatever. Like I'll go to a witch doctor. I don't really care. I was like, hey, call a doctor.

You're like, no, I don't want to do that. I gotta, I'm going to go to a acupuncture is someone to do this. Dude, I don't trust doctors. Oh, that's, I mean, I don't, I don't, I've been reading a lot of editorials recently. I don't, I don't, I think I think doctors, I think doctors know I'll, I'll inject the vaccine into myself. Mm hmm. I know how to use a needle.

I'll drink that thing from water fountain. I'll fuck the back. No problem. I'll buff it. I'll bathe in it. Can you, can you take the vaccine rectally? Done. We'll find out.

We'll have Billy do it to us. Yeah. So we picked up Bucks Falcons. Um, well, this was just to be expected, right? Uh, yeah, the Falcons are up 17, nothing. The Falcons are the Falcons. Tom Brady is Tom Brady. Tom Brady now has four, uh, career games, comeback wins when his team has been down 17

plus in the first half and half time and two most, most, most all time and two of them are against Falcons. One in the Super Bowl. This was like they, the, as bad as the Bucks were the first half, that's how good they were in the second half. They scored on their first five possessions of the second half. And you just expected this game because the Falcons are the Falcons and Tom Brady is Tom Brady.

Yeah. This is the fourth game that the Falcons have had a 95% win probability and gone on to lose the game. So they, they are mathematical proof that statistics aren't real. They've done it. Using statistics, we can now prove that stats are fake, which is, it's incredible. Uh, I just still think that there's one guy that just he, he feels like, okay, this feels like a 95% game and then he just puts, he updates the ESP.

Yeah. No, it's, it's totally fake. Yeah. So my question from this game are the Bucks frauds. You're saying that because of the first quarter and I was thinking about it. I feel like the Bucks just stink in the first quarter. No, no, it's, it's not just on this game. The first half was very bad.

It's also the fact that the Bucks, they, when they play bad defenses, they look okay. And like they are going to now, so they play the Falcons next week, they play the Lions, then they play the Falcons again. We're going to have a three game stretch where the Bucks should look okay. And I'm saying frauds, when they get to the playoffs, like they're, you can't go down 17 points against a good defense. Like you just can't, the Falcons are a broken team. And I think the Bucks are relying on flipping the switch.

And I feel like if you are, you could, the Chiefs can be a flip the switch team. Yeah. Tom Brady and the Patriots can be a flip the switch team. Like teams that have done it can flip the switch. The Bucks have not done it. So you can't be like, Hey, we're going to flip this switch. It's almost like the Clippers. The Clippers spent the entire bubble being like, we're going to flip this switch.

Well, you've never flipped the switch. I feel like the switch isn't there. Bucks could find the switch because they've got enough ingredients to have a switch. That's the thing. They've got, they've got all the, what is it? All the Corvettes. Okay. They've got too many Corvettes.

Yes. And not enough Jeep Wranglers out there. Here's a good sign that a team may be a fraud. This is like, what is like Jeff Foxworthy, your redneck. Jeff Fraudworthy. Yeah. Yeah. When the line that you hear constantly, something I've said, something I've heard many people

say, the Bucks have the most talented roster in the NFL. When you say that over and over, that's essentially saying, without saying, but they suck. They are not reaching their ceiling. You're saying that they should be good. Right. They should be better. You know what?

On paper, the Bucks are the best team. Right. On paper, the game's not played on paper. If you talk about how talented your roster is, there's a good chance that you aren't getting to the ceiling of your ability. Right. It's not played on paper. It's played in the ESPN win probability chart.

Right. That's where the, that's where the games are really played, but they, they do start slow. They're a very slow starting team. And I think that that's going to hurt them because they are not the chiefs. I think they're just, the entire offense is just laughing for the first quarter, looking over at Bruce Arians for the first time all week when he's wearing the full like hurt locker bomb diffuser setup that he has, where he's got the strap on and then he's got the

faith, the protective face shield all over him. He gets more accessories week in and week out. So it might take him a little bit to like remember where all the different buttons are. He has to learn a new system every single week. But I feel like the first quarter Bucks are one of the worst teams in the NFL. I need to look this up. So, and then, and then second, third quarter on, they, they get into the swing of things. Here's all I'm going to say to you, here's all I'm going to say to you, if the bears

somehow do sneak into the playoffs and the Raiders don't, which we expect the Raiders not to, right? The Bucks will have finished the regular season going and I'm going to, I'm going to assume they're going to win their last two games. The Bucks will finish the regular season going, uh, a let or no, they would have gone one in four, one in five against playoff teams and 10 and O against non playoff teams. I mean, that's something, right? Yeah.

No, that's, they lost the Saints twice. They lost to the bears. They lost to the chiefs and they lost to the Rams. Like the Packers, that 38 10 Packers win is the only one you can look at. If we were doing the BCS, the Bucks are out. Yeah. And I think that the Bucks probably, I would not trust them to go on the road to a cold environment.

Nope. They're warm weather. Tom Brady already said he's never moving back north. Right. He's staying. He likes to the hot weather down there. So I think it, yeah, if they have to go outside in the cold, that's going to be tough for them.

If they get to play a game in Tampa, then I think they can win that if they get to play in a dome. I think they like, would you be surprised if the Bucks beat the Saints in the Superdome? I would. I would. I would be shocked by it. I would. I think it's a terrible matchup for them.

You know what I really liked though? This, this game brought out the, uh, the old first down chains and there was another like first down controversy where the ball was definitely short of the marker and some people were like, I don't like the fact that we use chains to measure distance in the NFL. It's a billion dollar league or whatever it is. I'm okay with it. I like, I like having like a little bit of that weirdness where, yeah, the referee is going to be looking down and seeing if a link or the human error, the human error, the chain

system, it would get, was it keep to leave announcing this? I know he was doing the Cardinals game because he was calling Kyler Murray Calamari. Okay. I got it. I keep to leave would get PTSD from the chain system for sure. But I think that there's like, there's something endearing about it being like, look at these old men trying to I fuck the different, the distance between the end of a football and a pole in the ground.

It's kind of fun. So the box we'll see, uh, Matt Ryan still remains the most sackable quarterback in the NFL. There was a couple of times where he just sacked himself. He's doing, he's doing the Eli Manning now where he just kind of gives up. I also, our good friend, Steven Shea, bucks, super fan, uh, did have a tweet that I, I, I think we need to bring this saying back more. He said the bucks have no pass rush.

This is in the first half. They need to start heating up the quarterback. Okay. Yeah. I like that. Can your ears back and heat up the quarterback? Heat up the quarterback. Meet.

Well, we got to have a couple of meetings at the quarterback. Yeah. It's like a left. It's leftovers left over lasagna. We got to heat up this quarterback. Um, do you think like we haven't heard that much out of Antonio Brown. He's not going live on Instagram after games, which sucks. Scorch touchdown.

One of my favorite parts of the week. He had a, yeah, a nice touchdown today, but I, I just keep feeling like we're, we're overdue. He's, he's the Yellowstone super volcano and we're overdue for just a catastrophic explosion. Yeah. When the bucks lose the playoffs, we will get an Instagram live and it will be hilarious. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, all right. Next up, uh, Niners Cowboys, not a whole lot from this game, great color game. The, uh, the two uniforms just makes you look back and miss the nineties. But this game, weirdly, there was a lot of points. There was like 20 points in the last 90 seconds with that weird, uh, kickoff return and then Hail Mary, but I, you know, the biggest takeaway I had from this game, I had two takeaways. One is, um, Tony Pollard is a reason why if there's anyone out there, I don't even think there are Pete, these people exist anymore, that you shouldn't pay a lot of money to a

running back. Tony Pollard is a, he's not Ezekiel Elliott, but what is he like 75%, 80% and he wants to get paid like a million dollars. It's like Seyquan Barkley and Wayne Gaulman. Yeah. So like, yeah, you can get, you can get most of the production out of it, but still I will say like, I'm definitely a prisoner of the moment all the time. I'm constantly trapped in a cell of the current time that we're in.

And like, yeah, you've got to pay Dalvin Cook. You got like, yes, like I, well, Kirk Cousins, that's also a combo deal where if Kirk Cousins is your quarterback, then you do have to pay down. And I'm fully prepared to be a million percent wrong in two years when Dalvin Cook, he regresses right to the point where, yeah, we ran him into the ground like Larry Johnson. So turns out he's not worth the money and they're going to hamstring him with a cap for like years to come. But at the time with Ezekiel Elliott, it was like, you got to pay Zeke.

Yep. You got to feed him. You got to feed the guy. Yeah. We're always proven wrong. Two years after that take. So my other one was, uh, I think Kyle Shanahan should just keep subbing in and out CJ Bethard and Nick Mone.

So I have stats to back it up. Okay. Uh, when CJ Bethard or Nick Mone subs in for the other one, they are the sub, subby, sub, the sub, the sub, subber, the, yeah, the, the person who comes in sub is the sub, yeah, the sub and the person who leaves is the sub B has been sub has been sub. So the person who comes in is, uh, 54 for 80, 68%, 641 yards, four touchdowns, one interception, eight, eight point, uh, one yards, uh, an attempt. Yeah.

So they have, they have two backup quarterbacks. They just need to keep subbing them. Neither one is comfortable in a starting rule. Every time they come in, I'm like, Oh man, that guy should start. Oh man, that guy should. Right. A sub is just a boat that's lurking underwater. And yes, when it's Bethard coming in, like he, it's a sad spark.

You never want to say like, we need an off. We need a spark for our offense by bringing in CJ, Bethard, because it's not a spark with him. You're just turning the gas on. Maybe you'll feel funny for a little bit off the fumes, but you're not going to start a fire with him. Right. Yes.

When it's Nick Mullins, I think they're both gunslingers and when you have a gunslinger performs better when he's not fully prepared. Correct. When he gets out there and he just says, fuck it. I'm going to throw him in there. I'm just going to, I'm just going to throw the ball around like it's in the backyard. Yes.

So on it plays in the dirt. So the other and one final to, well, the Cowboys are still weirdly in it. They are in it. Yeah. They're in it. The NFC East, because they beat each other up and they're battle tested, there's a bunch of different scenarios how it can shake out down the stretch. The Cowboys as weird as it, as it is to say, like any of those four teams could

win the NFC East. Yes. Yes. It is crazy. Nick Mullins, nice guy. I think he might listen to this show. I'm not going to be mean to him because I like him. I've never met him, but I like him.

He's got a little bit of the Mason Rudolph big face thing. When you show his face at the end of a law, at the end of a game and they're losing, his face is too big. It's just too big. It just takes up too much size and it just makes you feel bad. I think he's got a smooth face. Yeah, but it's big. He's got a big ass face, big ass head.

His face is an Instagram filter. Yeah. It's just too big. Like I, I don't know what, there's nothing he can do about it, except maybe like have, have less face or like have ice water, ice bucket just on deck. So you can dunk his head in there just so he can sit there and be like, okay, not, not a huge face. But I noticed that today when they showed him on the sideline, I was like,

damn Nick Mullins got a big fucking head. Yeah. Uh, there's another fun stat from today. This comes from our good friend, Andrew Siciliano. He said, this is the first time that both teams have played each other when they're both in last place ever. So that's, I guess that's, that's pretty fun, but they don't really play each other all the time.

And then we can say, not your father's cowboys, not your father's Niners. Yeah, exactly. So, uh, yeah, just, just go on. They should just swap out the starting quarterback immediately before game time. Yeah. Just keep going back and forth. Do it like, uh, do it like college football. Yeah.

No guy is back and forth, switching back and forth, tongue to my mouth. They did take your clip. They did take Nick Mullins out because he was hurt, but they said he was hurt. They said that he lost sensation in his arm. So he had the, he had the funny bone. Yes. We're dealing with a funny bone epidemic in the NFL. Yes.

All right. Next up, we got Lions Titans. So Titans absolutely killed the Lions, uh, tractor Cito on pace for two K, which I don't, I don't, I think they'll probably, he probably won't get it. Not because he couldn't get it, but because why would you like once they clinch or once they're in the playoffs, it seems like the smart thing to do is not just go for yards and carries for Derek Henry, right? But you also want to protect Ryan Tannehill.

Yeah. So Ryan Tannehill, Ryan Tannehill, Ryan Tannehill was fucking awesome in this game. And Ryan Tannehill, it needs to be repeated. And I actually, your take about Ryan Tannehill, I don't totally disagree that eventually he's going to rear its ugly head and it's like, Hey, he's still Ryan Tannehill, but we should give him credit when he is really, really good. And he has been really, really good. So since week seven, 2019, when he took over his starting quarterback, he is, uh,

third in the league in touchdown passes with 53, 24 games, 53 touchdown passes. And second in the league for total touchdown, 61. Yeah, that's fucking good. He is 8.7 yards a step. Like Ryan Tannehill deserves the credit for being an awesome quarterback. The last year and a half, one of the top five quarterbacks in the league. Whether you, whether you think he's ranked there or not, he's ranked there statistically, and he's like basically, uh, proof positive that if you

get away from Adam Gates, you'll be good. And every backup quarterback should look at that and be like, Hey, I could maybe be Ryan Tannehill if I get in the right system. Well, Ryan Tannehill is bad for the NFL because he, especially if you have a quarterback who's like, just wait, this guy needs a little bit more time to develop guy, he's going to make so many teams do the wrong thing and be like, I think I've seen enough out of him where I think there's potential. Like, yes, you're right.

Ryan Tannehill is good now. And it, for me, it's just completely personal where it's like, I spent, I spent so long watching Ryan Tannehill and being so certain that he wasn't good. It takes me some time to unlearn that. Yes. So my brain is dumb. No, it's, and you know what's going to happen is the minute you say to

yourself, Ryan Tannehill is really good. He will do something that'll be like, Oh, I got duped. Yeah. And then I'll feel, then I'll never change my mind again about anything, but Ryan Tannehill is the one guy where it's like he got to the next place and all of a sudden he's good. Right. Marcus Mario could, could be that guy.

Maybe in Las Vegas. Anywhere. And I'm just basing that off what three quarters of football. That's enough for me. That's enough for me to scouting that I've done. I'd like to give an inaugural award. Boy of the week. Boy of the week goes to Will Compton.

Block of the week. Boy of the week. What's Boy of the week? Oh, he had a nice hit. Stephen Chay does have Boy of the Year. Boy of the Year, which is a block. This is Boy of the Week. So Bustin with the boys, Will Compton had a man sized goal line stand.

Yes, he did. A boy's becoming a man. Shout out to Boy of the Week. To Boy of the Week, Will Compton, inaugural award. We'll probably retire that after this week. He's the only winner. He's the only one that can ever be a boy of the week. Maybe when Terry Luan comes back, he can win a boy of the week.

Another fun stat. The Titans have had four straight nine and seven seasons, but not anymore, which is perfect. It's perfect because nine and seven is the most boring record you can have as a team. It's also like the most AFC South record. Yes. Yeah.

You're probably, yeah, you're probably going to win the division 50% of the time going nine and seven and then get a wildcard 33% of the time that you do. So yeah, they are, they're no longer, no longer nine and seven. And I still don't believe in them. We'll see. Okay. Here's, we'll see. Here's, here's, here's the other side of this game.

Matt Stafford is the toughest motherfucker in the league. He had hurt ribs. Someone else had hurt ribs and they set out for like five, five fucking weeks. Matt Stafford had hurt ribs, didn't practice all week. No Kenny Galladay came out and still like kept the lions in this game for three quarters. He got hurt. He got pulled when it became a blowout, but the lion.

So hurt ribs, Matt Stafford, no practice, no Kenny Galladay. The lion still went seven for 12 on third down. I, that's what we've been saying all year. The Titans third down defense is the biggest issue when they need to get stops. They can't get stops when they need to get off the field. They can't get off the field. When the lions go seven for 12 on third down with a hurt Matt Stafford and no Kenny Galladay, you should be worried.

I'm officially entering into, we must protect Matt Stafford at all costs. I want, he's a tough, I want to see, I want to see Matt Stafford go to a contender. Remember when he like broke his shoulder and still came and then came back in and threw himself down, pushing the trainers away. Yes. Yeah. He had like a separated shoulder. Last year he broke his back and we didn't find out till like two weeks later,

like, Oh yeah, he's got a broken back. He's had Corona more times than the president of Brazil. This dude is a fucking horse. No one has. That's like, yeah, he's all time, all time record. I feel like going for the record. Yeah. But Stafford is like, he's always, there's always something going on with him,

but not in a Ben Rockless burger type way. No, he's, I would like, I would like to see the, like, if you put up the, the infographic side by side and show me the different glowing parts of Matt Stafford's body for what injuries he's had. I bet he looks like a Ben Roberts, if, if, if Ben Roberts burger got the injuries that Matt Stafford had, he would just be sitting on the trainer's table and asking the trainer, am I dead? Yeah.

Like am I actually, don't, don't fuck with me. I'm dead, right? Yeah. I'm not here on earth. No, I think he would have asked for Dr. Kvorkian to come in. Yeah. But just pull the plug.

Put me away. Yeah. I've, I've seen enough, you've been nice me where I sit like a horse. But yeah. So Matt Stafford's a tough motherfucker. I, I just think the Titans defense, like they, it just, they can get in shootouts, they can win shootouts, but I mean, I guess when you just judge everything against the chiefs, it's, it, it changed.

Like the problem with the AFC this year is that, uh, you can, you can say the Titans are a good team, but you still don't believe in them and be right on both of the things and Titans fans will obviously get upset, but it's the truth. Like, can't, do you ever see the Titans being able to stop Patrick Mahomes and the chiefs on third down, like with the game on the line? Yeah. No, I think, I think that they could score 30 points against the chiefs. Yeah.

And then the chiefs will score 55. Right. Exactly. So it's, I don't know what they have to do to fix that, uh, but their defense. Yeah. They can't get to the, they can't rush the pastor. They can't get off the field on third down, but Ryan Daniels really good. And, and Derek Henry fourth player in NFL history, PFT with 1500 rush yards and 15,

uh, TDs plus in back to back seasons, two out of three of the other ones, one, the MVP in that season. So he should be considered. I don't know why we don't consider him. Sean Alexander won it in 2005, uh, Charles Davis in 1998. Larry Johnson did not win it. Larry Johnson, I went back and I looked, he had 752 carries in that two year stretch. Yeah.

They tried to kill him. They tried to kill him. 752 carries. It, I, and now he's the most, the most person in the world. Yeah. I would say there's, I mean, I'd have to go look, but like no team. I bet you that that would be like two teams combined carries as a team in two seasons now in today's NFL.

Oh, it's insane. 752 carry. I actually think that was the death of the workhorse back. Yeah. The bell cow back at 400 plus in the second year. It was insane. He, he was overused so much that the entire NFL was like, never again. We've seen this guy's tweets.

We can't do this to another running back. It's, yeah. Derek Henry, he needs to, he needs to chill with punching people in the face when he's running with the football. It's awesome though. Every time it's so fucking awesome. Can you imagine if you're like a safety or a cornerback and you have to, you've seen all, like all your brethren get put on tape, get put on posters.

I would just try to grab his, uh, his beaver tail. I would just try to grab his hair, tackle him by his hair. You can do that. It's not a horse collar. Yup. Just pull him down by that. Yeah. You absolutely can do that.

Um, yeah, there's like a bunch of teams I'm looking right now who are in, who are going to be under 400, uh, carries for their entire team. Like almost, almost the entire league is going to be under 400 carries, except for like five teams and he had that himself, himself in that, uh, second year after going like 360 carries. Just crazy, but either way, Derek Henry should be talked about in the, in the MVP. I think if Derek Henry doesn't get at least an MVP vote this year or gets in the discussion, we should officially say it's the death of ever having a non

quarterback. I know Adrian Peterson won it in 2012, but with the way the NFL has gone and how teams just don't run like they used to, that's it. Like it's never going to happen again. Yeah. Uh, if he gets over 2000, I could see him getting like you have to, football writers are so dumb that when they see 2000 on the stat sheet, they'll be like, yeah, I kind of got to give him credit.

You'll see some people vote for him just because he breaks that, but the reality is, yes, Derek Henry, he should, you know what? We're talking about him in the MVP race right now. Boom. We just did it. That's Eric Henry is officially in the conversation for NFL MVP. That's true. We can start to, we should need to do that more where it's like, Hey,

you're the number one sports podcast. You can just say it and then say other people are saying, which is just us saying if Derek Henry, yeah, all he has to do is like, put up a couple of Instagram posts of like how much he really enjoys listening to Bruce Springsteen and you two, and then the voters will be like, yeah, I like this guy. Go to, go to one lobster dinner with Peter King and you'll get his vote. That's, that's all it will take. That, that's literally it.

That's all you have to do. He will, he can be bought with food. Well, actually, no, because remember he started hitting us after I bought him in an out burger, right? And he hasn't paid me back. Go to a restaurant. You'll be like $18, Peter King. I, you got two burgers, bro.

Go to, you ate two of them. Go to a restaurant with him right after somebody dies and let him see you break the news cordially to the host. And then I think he'll, it'll be a game respect game. Just remember that. If anyone wants to tweeted Peter King and tell him that he owes us, I think what's, what's too, Jake, look it up. What's two in and out burgers in a fry?

He got two in and out burgers in a fry. Well, as I paid for it, I remember Hank, you were in the car with me. We got like a shit load of food. We're at the Niners facility. Shout out to Niners for letting us hang out all day there. And I'm, yeah, we need to get, I'm going to send him and also get the interest rates for the last two years. So there's no, I, yeah, there's inflation.

You got, I got to charge points on it. What do you think it's fucking? There's no such thing as a free lunch. That's literally a saying. Yeah, but if you want to talk about like ethics and journalism as a reporter, he should not have accepted a lunch from somebody that he was doing an interview with. Right.

That's against all the rules. Shout out the time. Jay Caspian Kang came over and interviewed us and he bought his own dinner. Yeah. We had pizza for the office and he's like, I can't even eat a slice. We're like, dude, you can have a slice. We always over order pizza. He's like, no, I cannot have a slice.

We're like, damn, that is legit journalism. Meanwhile, Peter King's just fucking getting double doubles animal style. Yeah. Peter. On the house. Tell you what, all things, all things will be stricken from this record. If you just buy us lunch one day, just have lunch in and out. I want it out.

Yeah. Yeah. Freeze in and out. And you know what? Okay. This actually made me pause when we ordered Peter King lunch. We said we got two burgers for you and he comes in and like we're still feeding like a couple of the equipment guys around.

Yeah, we bought a shitload of food. We told them to take some too. Peter immediately takes his two burgers out of the pile. Like that's a situation where you grab the one burger, you eat it, and then you look at how, how things are shaken out. Yeah. We call that a Billy football. Yeah.

You want to see how things are playing out amongst the people that are eating. You don't want to take two and then have one person. He like took, he basically took two burgers and sneezed on them both immediately. I was like, well, I guess no one else can imagine my dad walked in Bob Lang and was like, Hey, where's my burger? Yeah. I would have been mortified. Yeah.

It would have been very bad looking for all. Yeah. I believe he owes you 10 67. I didn't realize how cheap in and out. But what, what is your prize and milk? Yeah. Oh, I didn't say I did two burgers, two double, double burgers, 404 each. So 808 fries were 187, which brought us to 995.

And then a tax was what about interest? What about interest tax? What if I put that in an interest? What if I put that in savings for the last two years? How much 10 67 two years ago? Oh, how much? Yeah. What would I earn on pin stock?

Oh, yeah. Put it in 10 stock, 10 67 in pen stock. Two years ago, two summers ago, find out what the price was in 2018. Help here. I think he owes us like 300 bucks. Yeah. So pen stock in 2018 when we didn't even know that pen existed. We would have totally invest.

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All right. So if we had bought, if we had taken the $10 that Peter King, uh, Robbed us, robbed us off and invested it in Bitcoin in 2018, the summer of. So Bitcoin in July of 2018 was six K and it would fluctuate around six K. It is now fluctuating around 24 K present day. So he would own us $40, $40. I feel like I feel like we should retroactively convert that to pen though. I think it's more, I think it would be more pen, pen probably would be more pen back then.

Pen would probably, it probably was around $10 stocks. So it's probably right, right around 90 bucks. Yeah, it's $91 right. You know what? And add them together. So like $130, the five year. Yeah. So back in 2018 and then compound the interest July six 2018.

It was 34 US dollars. Okay. So, and then so, so actually it's less cause it's three X compound that interest every single day. Okay. So it's about anywhere between 10 and $20,000. For those two burgers that we bought them in July 2018 and add in the fact that actually you know what we really should do is, Hey, Peter, if you don't pay us for

those burgers, we're going to take your journalism degree. How much was that? Okay. That's like today's price. That was probably $200,000 education. Yeah. We need to report them to the governing body of journalism ethics, which would be what's cool to go to.

Uh, that's actually just Peter again, his phone. I was going to say Dan rather seems like he's, yeah. Yeah. I think I think Peter owes us a lot of money. That's the bottom line. Yeah. All right, Peter, pay up. Uh, all right.

Next game, Texan's Colts, uh, protect the Sean Watson at all costs. We'll get those tweets going. He was awesome. He's awesome in basically every Texans game and they lose every single game and they lose in hilarious, terrible, heartbreaking fashion. Uh, this time was essentially the same exact thing they did two weeks ago against the Colts driving late game, gets them all the way down the field, fumble game over. Yeah.

So I think that obviously when the Colts have DeForest Buckner at full strength, they're a different team. Like he is a guy that makes and Darius Leonard world and Darius Leonard. Who, but some, some weeks before Buckner is a guy that I give him my, uh, he's like Terrell Suggs, where you just see him on the field and he's fucking scary looking, he's intimidating looking. And even when he's on the field with like a bunch of other six foot tall, 300 pound people, you're like, that dude is huge.

How did a human being am I the same species as DeForest Buckner? But when he's out there making plays like that defense is legit and Darius Leonard is one of the best linebackers in the league. So he forced the fumble. I'm starting to come back around on the Colts. Okay. I just don't, I, they're the, my most confusing team. Yes.

So the Colts to me, I'm flummoxed by them. The Colts are, so I guess the way I would describe the Colts is they're the most steady, like, I don't think their ceiling is that high, but I also don't think their floor is that low. Like they're pretty consistent. Well, they lost the Jaguars. They did lose the Jaguars week. One, that's a pretty low floor.

So yeah, that's a different, different, you know, the Jaguars, we all thought like it's like a level basement. It's pretty low. No, but they're, they've beaten some good teams. They've lost some good teams. They've gotten blown out. They've blown other teams out. Like they're, they're pretty consistent.

I just think that for them to be considered real, I don't know. I just say like Phil Rivers, like if you can, if you can pressure him, like he is, oh, he can't move. He can't move. He just doesn't. And also their defense has been good, but it's also given up like, I think right around 400 yards last three games. So I guess two of those were against the Texans and to Sean Watson is still like

even on a bad Texans team, he's putting up numbers. I don't know. I don't know what to make of the cults. I just throw them in the pile of whatever. Yeah, they're like, they're not going to beat the chiefs. So whatever they might, depending who they play in the playoffs, they could win a playoff game, but I, if you took the chiefs out of, if you just, eliminated the chiefs, every team in the NFC, I feel like it gets the Super Bowl.

Yeah. You could make the, you know what I mean? I wouldn't, I still wouldn't trust the cults to get the Super Bowl. I, I feel like they have a couple, couple game run here. I'm very confused again by the usage of Jacobi Bresset. Seems like last week we got away a little bit from the, like Jacobi Bresset package, which as far as I can tell, the Jacobi Bresset package is just like putting him into a game to make him happy.

Yes. And which, to be fair, he's got a great smile. He gets in the game. He doesn't have to do anything. He can do like a quarterback sneak. People like his name. He's got a cool name. And then he jogs to the sideline and then he's happy.

Yup. And just a nice way of keeping him happy, I guess. But like, there's no, there's no like dual threat that you have. I agree. If you have the platoon of Phillip Rivers and Jacobi Bresset. It just is what it is. And, um, yeah. So the, the, I mean, Phil Rivers played very well.

That pass he made with the, basically the game on the line up, up the seam to T.Y. Hilton to, to, uh, get to like first and goal. That was a big time throw. I think Frank Reich even said it after the game, like, Hey, he might be, he might be our quarterback next year too. Okay. Great. Let's keep them around.

Why not? They're, they're doing, they're going to be in the playoffs. You know what I mean? They're playing good football. So this is as good as you could have hoped for with a quarterback off the street. Yes. So like getting a new guy and, uh, and having a million years, a million years old. Yeah.

But trillion years old. I, I agree. I don't think that they're going to make any real noise, but again, they're a very confusing team. So I could be, I could be totally wrong about the cold. It's like they couldn't catch fire. Um, but I don't see them, I don't see them doing it. I, I really, so we joke about like to Sean Watson, protect them at all costs,

but there are, there is a sect of Twitter that I think they just don't want to Sean Watson to ever play another game again. It's like getting a rare car and never driving it. They want him to just be safe, but not play football. Like, Hey, don't like protect him, protect him. It's like, well, his job is to play football. So he's going to keep playing football and he might get hurt. This is our show quarterback.

Yeah. Right. He's not to be touched. It's crazy. Like what do you want here? Do you want him to play or not? Because you keep tweeting that you need to protect. If you search like protect to Sean Watson at all costs, there's a, uh, large

like group of blue check marks or something like that who have tweet that basically every week. Yeah. He's like the, um, the scene spinal tap where they go and look at the guitars and the guy starts to point out. He's like, don't even touch it. Don't point at it. It's not meant.

Don't ever play. It's not meant to be played. Right. That's just to Sean. I think that there's like, it's got to be a small sect because I haven't seen it as much as you have, but I search it too. Just to get myself. Yes, you do.

You could seek this out. You got the pain. No, I do. Sean Watson is, it's just a ridiculous thing to say. Right. He's, he's a great quarterback, but like the Texans are such a mess right now. This isn't, this isn't going to be a one year fix for the Texans. Yeah.

Like Bill O'Brien, the, the crater that he's created, uh, much similar to his own chin is going to be a tough one to get out of for the Texans because they don't have, they have no assets or practically assetless and, uh, they don't really have any weapons. Although I guess David Johnson, he's a fine player. Yeah. Um, all right. Next up we got Patriots, dolphins, Hank, it's over 11 straight seasons.

The Patriots went to the playoffs. That is a record. I don't think, I don't know if it'll ever be duplicate. I guess, well, and they should have gone that home. Yeah. But, but, but then you have to also say like he'll never get hurt. You know what I mean? Like it's, it's pretty crazy.

11 straight years of going to the playoffs is insane. They officially get eliminated today with the loss of the dolphins. Cam Newton's not the quarterback going forward. He's, he might retire by the way. Yeah. Like I, I don't know how we get offers, but I don't know if he wants me a backup. He's not a starter right now. Maybe he can play himself back into being a starter, but if I were Cam Newton,

and I made a shitload of money, had like a legacy where MVP, you know, the Auburn days winning national title. I don't, I don't know if I'd want to like suck for a few years. Well, yeah, suck for a few years and have everyone be like Cam Newton sucks. Well, no, he was awesome. Well, also the, the outfits are tough when, when you're losing this bad. Yes. You're not playing well.

He can, he needs to adjust his outfits. Like, and he doesn't have that, he doesn't have backup quarterback outfits. No, I don't think he owns them. You can't be a better dresser than the starter. Correct. The backup. That might be part of the reason why I want to keep playing those, because he needs a reason to wear all these outfits he's acquired.

You think like the day he retires, he's going to look at his closet and be like, well, what do I do with this? Yeah. What he should do is he should just, he should give himself a motivational factor and not allow himself to wear nice clothes until he starts winning. Like he should basically get dressed like me for every game. Just show up like with whatever he pulls out of big cats pile. Yep.

And then just like stand behind the podium and then, you know what? You get one win. Why don't you pop on the Bolo tie? What do what do the people like Matthew Barry not to pick on him do now after tweeting like 31 teams passed on Cam Newton? Oh, I think you just keep still true. I think you turn your phone. The people like Matthew Barry, you turn your focus on to Josh Jacobs.

That was a very quick, like, hey, Cam Newton is incredible. I can't believe all these teams pass on it. Maybe teams passed on him because he's been injured and he doesn't look like the same guy that won the MVP. Yeah, so he it's almost painful watching him throw the ball. It really is like a four year old shooting on a 10 foot hoop. It's not it's not. There's nothing natural about it.

No, it doesn't flow. No, I don't think I don't. I don't think he's healthy. No, he's like watching him throw is like watching Charles Barkley swing a golf club. There's like hitches and weird things going on. Still don't know the long term side effects of covid guys. That's true. Good point.

That is very true. But he did play like a spaz today. He that fumble that he had was all time bad. There's no more frustrating play in football than when somebody fumbles it right on the sideline and the defense picks it up and runs it back. Like if you're if that's your team that you're watching. Yeah, like you go through all the bargaining stages

like he was out of bounds. Oh, someone was out of bounds and then touched. Yes, I was out of bounds and touch it. That guy looked like his toe was on the line. Was that a late hit? Could that even be like a 15 yard personal foul? No, he was in bounds. Fuck, we're screwed.

We're absolutely screwed. So while we're on the topic of outfits, the pants are mine. Oh, yeah. Do you want them? No, I give them back. I give them back immediately. You got to give them back. Thank you. So what?

Hey, do you want a quarterback in the draft? Yeah, who? Where are the they'll be like mid, mid first round? So Tray Lance, no fields will go higher than that. Tray Lance, maybe Zach Wilson. Be why you be why you kidding? Yep. Hmm. Oh, no. Interesting. What? You don't like him?

That's too much of a Patriots picker. Right. Yeah, Zach Wilson. And then the Dolphins, I. So to a he had no one to throw to today. Devonte Parker and Mike Kosicki were out. He also had that interception, which was a terrible interception in the first quarter or whatever it was

when he was on the goal line. And he just like right. He like went backwards and threw it across his body across the field. But he then fixed it later on in the game. And he basically had the same play and ran it in for a touchdown. So he's I feel like he's learning ish.

Yeah, the Dolphins. I don't know what it is about the Dolphins, but they they win a lot of weird games. It's like they have a chaotic way about. They've got they've got so many, like different parts of their team that can play really poorly, but also other parts that can play really well.

But there's no rhyme or reason to win which facet of the team is going to show up on any given week. They're there. The Dolphins like vibe is like a 10 year old with ADD not taking his Ritalin. Like they have something about them that's just kind of chaotic, like their defense is chaotic.

They force turnovers. They're offense, a little chaotic. I don't know. I don't know what it is, but they just have a chaotic vibe to them. All their games feel like they're always weird scores. Yeah, there are there's always they're always Berman scores. Twenty to twelve.

Yeah, they're always doing something really well and something really poorly. But the combination of their performance is always like a little bit above average. Right. And I mean, they have they have a defined identity, by the way, they play good defense and they can run the ball. And, you know, hope to it can make a couple of big plays. I hope they go to the playoffs.

Yeah, I'd like to see them in the playoffs. This was the first time that a dolphin's running back had a hundred yards in two years. Wow. Yeah, it's been a while. But it's it. But it's not like they're a bad running foot. Right. They can run the ball. They just don't have a like, you know, a Derek Henry. Yeah. And they would have some games where Fitzpatrick

would somehow get like fifty five yards rushing. And then their other running backs would also have fifty five yards rushing. Right. And they end up at the end of the day. You're like, wow, yeah, they ran for 170 yards. So that's crazy. I just if I were a dolphin's fan, Jake, you are, I would be very nervous about I'm expecting them to go like ten six and miss the cut. Oh, really?

I think they'll get to the playoffs. So are they not right now? I think they're in. But the Ravens. Oh, yeah. The Rave. The one of the Ravens would be out right now. Yeah. The Ravens would be out right now. So they have a big game on Saturday night against the Raiders, the corpse of the Raiders.

So if I were the dolphins, though, like I'm thinking about it, if they have to go to like Buffalo or Pittsburgh, that's that's when that is that's an official sign when the Kandy Ash Uniforms come and play. Yeah. When you have to play in the cold and you're wearing that fucking color, you're candy. Yeah. The lower you go, the more the teal becomes more of a pastel in the temperature.

So you were talking about Salvin. I made 100 yards. He told his grandma who's in the hospital that he'd get 100 yards for her. And he did. How many? She calls him the real cheetah. How many games in a row? Did he say that to her, though? I mean, I don't know.

Is she OK? Did he cure? I don't know. Is he Babe Ruth? Like, Babe Ruth definitely went around and just told like kids, like, hey, kid, I'm going to hit a couple of dingers. Well, he was drunk to like everyone. And then when it happened, he'd be like, yep, told you. He was just hammered going around, making bold proclamations and eventually got it right.

It's like it's like when watching a game with like your dad and he just constantly is like up game, up game is like, well, if you keep saying that, eventually it's going to be. I actually imagine it's pretty similar to listen to part of my take. Yeah, like we just say a bunch of stuff and then once in a while. Stick all the ones we get right now. We're going to record three pods for you this week. Yeah. Yeah. Do it.

Wait, what? You should just tell people like, I'm going to record three pods in a week or two. Yeah. But we aren't this week. We're only doing two. Two. Yeah. That's why I was confused. I was like, wait, what? This is like the one week we're not doing that.

Yeah. 363 days of 50 of the 52 weeks. Okay. What are Patriots fans going to do in January? Not having football to look forward to on the playoffs on the weekends. I don't know. I guess just who would have ever thought that this would be the day would come that PFT and I are still in the hunt.

Yeah. Can you imagine your team eliminated big cat? Nope. Couldn't be me. Oh, I'll be rooting for you guys. And I want you guys to experience, you know, someone again who's experienced two championship parties since his podcast has been birthed. I'm hoping for you to experience the same thing. You forget about the Washington Mystics and the Washington

Nationals and the Washington Capitals. Those are not NFL teams. That's true. I also feel like you're almost taking like a vacation year. It's like a vacation year. It's a COVID year. Yeah. It's like a vacation year from from being in the hunt. It's just hard when it's like, you know, 11 straight playoff teams.

It's hard to be like so down in the dumps. It's like, it's a good perspective. It has to happen eventually. That's good perspective. I'll bet Belichick is going to show up at some college football games like some of the postseason. He'll probably go to the Alabama games. Yes. There's like B on the sidelines as an extra coach.

Yes. Yes. All right. Speaking of a team in the hunt, the Bears are back in the hunt. Bears 33 Vikings, 27. Matt Nagy, after the game, this was a quote, you see when Trubisky has to throw the ball 21 times and we're able to run the ball with the running back for 32 attempts. It makes the offense a lot easier and it's effective. No fucking shit, dude.

How long did it take you to figure that one out? David Montgomery is awesome. It's like, but it's the division of running back. It's crazy that he actually had that quote and said it with a straight face. No fucking shit. Yeah. Putting Mr. Biscay in a good situation where you don't ask him to throw 40 times a game.

You don't ask him to make hard reads. You let him move around in the pocket and make plays with his feet. Holy fuck, dude. It only took you till it was all over like it's all over. Mitch is Mitch is playing well. I'm happy for him, but it's over. And now you're figuring it out. I don't know if it's over, though.

Like if if this now, I mean, they're if this Mitch from this week and last week keeps showing up, nobody's not over. You're going to talk yourself in a minute. No, I I very quickly. Listen, I love that he's playing well. It's over because just talking realistically here. Matt Nagy's either getting fired and if he gets fired, the new coach is not going to have Mr. Biscay my friend, my friend.

And if if the Bears make the playoffs, I don't know. I know. I know. I don't know. Hold on. I know. I know. So that's what I'm saying. He's either getting fired and if he gets fired, he's going to the new coach. We'll get a new quarterback. And if Matt Nagy stays, he's getting a new quarterback. He's not keeping Mr. Biscay as a quarterback.

He's just not. And I actually am happy for Mr. Biscay because I hope he goes somewhere that he can have a Ryan Tannehill resurgence where like if Mr. Biscay goes to the fucking 49ers like and gets to be the backup there for a couple of years, that would be incredible. I think he would be super successful. Like he has some skills that can get you to a winning like they can win you football games.

I think he's looked really good the last couple years. Yeah. Yeah. And so he did have that one pick. There's a very much. There's a there's a chance. There's a chance that he sticks, that he becomes the guy in Chicago and you have to go into next year and it's Matt Nagy and Mr. Biscay. Well, he's not in a contract. So it's I would doubt that they're going to pay him money to stay there.

Well, I'm just telling us what he's saying. Well, I know that well, if he wants to stay for free, I think they would probably let him stay for free. I I don't know, man, there's something that don't do this. There's something. No, there's something I've seen in the last couple of years. Yeah, you know what it is? This is what it is. It's whiskey. It's the lion's defense is the Texan's defense. No, no, I think that's a coincidence that it was those teams.

I think that I don't know. He is way better for that thing. You have to you have to grade this on a scale of Chicago bears quarterbacks. Like as far as bears Cubies go, this has been like he's been lighting the world on fire. He is it. Matt Nagy should be fired just because of the fact that he went to Nick Foles with this offensive line, like Mr. Biscay makes this offensive line better because Mr. Biscay can actually move around and avoid being sacked. Whereas Nick Foles, God bless him, won a Super Bowl.

He's a statue. So Matt Nagy's assessment of like his team and how the quarterback fits with his team was so fucking off in this season that he should be fired for that alone. Yeah, like you can't have all I'm saying is don't be surprised when going into next year. No, you're like, we're going to I'm going to have to do this again. Mitch and Nagy. No, he's not. He's not it's I I Matt Nagy's not going to have Mr. Biscay be his quarterback of these days.

I don't know and I like what Mitch has been doing and I want I want Mitch to go away. I want him to go be so he needs to find a better home. If you love get away from this whole set it free. This home is not good for you. If it was meant to be, it'll come back broken home. It's a broken home, broken promises, but with all that said, the Bears are still in the hunt. And if they went out, they need the Cardinals to lose one game. But if they went out and that could happen because the Packers could maybe maybe start

no one in Week 17, the Bears will have a decent chance to make the playoffs. I can't believe it and whatever. I don't know. I don't even know what I'm like. I guess I want them to go to playoffs because then I'll get myself so fucking riled up and then they'll probably get just absolutely shit canned by, I don't know, the Saints or whatever, but who the fuck cares? Making the playoffs is awesome.

Yeah. So you'd trade it. If you were to look back on it, you would not trade the short term gratification for the fact that you would just get bounced in the playoffs, have a worse draft pick and then Matt Nagy would stick around. But in the moment, like you want to be in the right for as long as possible against that and just side note, Justin Jefferson saying, fuck, Kirk, come on, throw the ball. Yes.

Like we hear you, Justin. Was awesome. We hear you. I thought that was me. Yes, that was awesome. And David Montgomery is very good. So since the run, you know, the run, he's had 434 yards, 6.1 yards per carry, six touchdowns that's changed his career in VP like numbers.

People laughed at us for talking about the run. It literally created the greatest running back in history. That run last couple of weeks. Everything is opened up. Yeah. He's fun to watch. I like him. Yeah.

He finishes runs like he's an angry runner at the end. But yeah, so the Bears are kind of back and the defense shout out the defense because they did bail out that one terrible pick for Mitch. But I'm happy for Mitch. I'm not really happy for Matt Nagy because I don't really like him. But is Mike's number just going to keep bringing Dan Bailey out onto the field? I guess so. I think so.

I think he's like, fuck it. You're going down with the ship. You're not, you know what? Cutting Dan Bailey right now would be too kind for him. Yeah. He needs to stick around and like Mike Zimmer wants him to face the music and like deal with the consequences of his actions. Right.

Cairo Santos is awesome, by the way. I'm it's nice to have that. Like it turns out you just pay a kicker and save that clip save that clip for a little bit. Whatever. I mean, if we're going to play off game, I'll be happy. Honestly, I will because this season has been just a stupid roller coaster of idiocy and dumb shit and drives me nuts. I actually think that Zimmer might cut Dan Bailey now after a good game.

Because like Mike Zimmer without now Mike Zimmer is probably uncomfortable liking his kicker. Right. Right. Absolutely. He's like, I fucking hate this guy. Now that he's good. Absolutely.

Where were you two weeks ago? All right. The Seahawks in Washington football team. Yeah. That game was non non divisional game. Non divisional as we learn from Mike McCarthy. Those don't really matter. Yeah.

And in a weird twist of fate, like Mike McCarthy might end up being a million percent correct about not caring about non divisional games. Yes. Yeah. The NFC saw you care about the divisional game. So he's right. Dwayne Haskins again. Well, Dwayne Haskins is the most improved quarterback in the NFL from the first to

the second half this week. Right. I've never seen a quarterback Tom Brady. No, from the he improved after the first quarter. No, they scored zero points in the first half. I thought he was better in the second quarter. He scored zero points. But most improved is what I'm saying.

Okay. Like Dwayne Haskins was you can't get worse than Dwayne Haskins. Right. He I've never seen a quarterback throw for more zero yard gains. Well, the two sacks at the end of the game were very Dwayne like Rick. Oh man. Yeah. Are the Washington football team are they going to do this and then he took back

to back like 15 yards. Well, I I'd also if we're being honest, I would count this game probably more in my tie category because they missed the extra point and then they had to go for two. So now they're down three points and then at the end of the game, they were in field goal range. Right. Could have kicked field goal that would have tied the game at 20 a piece.

So like between this game and the tie that we had against they missed the extra points. So then they had to go for two. They so they were chasing that point. So they went for two and they didn't get it and they didn't get it. Now that now they're minus gotten the extra point. Oh, so they would add two extra. There was had two extra points and then they could have kicked a field goal at

the inside. So between this game and the game against the Giants earlier this year where Ron Rivera was in fuck it mode and went for two to try to win the game at the end just because he didn't think that it would matter. That's two ties that we could have had on a record, which would be more than the Eagles. Then the then the Lions game was a tie to if Chase Young didn't push them over. So that's the Washington football team should be three ties six.

What would that be? I'm bad at math six, six, six, five and three, six, four, six, five and three, six, five and three right now. That's that's what we should be. Turns out it's looking right now. We're time traveling. It's looking like it won't really matter that. No, it doesn't because the Eagles lost the Cowboys won, but they needed to win

and the Giants just lost. Um, maybe it turns out and I'll, I'll put my, I'll put my hand up here because I was, I never, I don't think I ever said like strongly let Russ cook, but I was, I want to see Russ cook. I like watching Russell Wilson throw throw the football, but maybe just maybe people on Twitter aren't smarter than head coaches because the Seahawks had like a very even game here. Actually, Russell Wilson only threw for 121 yards.

They ran for 181 and maybe just maybe running the ball unlocks Russell Wilson to really cook in less cooking time. Yeah. It's a possibility. Maybe throwing the ball 50 times a game isn't winning football. I've been saying let Chris Carson eat Chris Carson. He had, um, I think he only averaged like four yards per carry today. So it wasn't like a great, but Chris Carson is a dude where when he gets the

ball, he can like, he's not really a threat to get a hundred yards or like 90 yards on a breakaway run, but he'll get like eight to 12 yards very frequently. I think what it is is you just need, you need to let Russ cook, but the cookbook needs to be like 50 easy meals that you can make it 30 minutes or less. Yeah. It like a microwave. Yeah. He shouldn't be doing, uh, he shouldn't be making like pastries, cooking pastries

for an entire day or like elaborate cakes or occasionally he can. Yeah. Sometimes you can't, but you don't want him to do that. I'll use sometimes having ramen for dinner is perfectly fine. Had it last night. Yeah. It was awesome. Let Russ cook a hamburger with maybe some potatoes on the side and maybe maybe

cheese. Yeah. Maybe some cheese. Like if Russ is cooking a cheeseburger and Chris Carson is bringing like the side of mashed potatoes, that's going to be a good meal. Let Russ warm up his buns on the grill. That always makes you feel like you're really doing something extra. Yeah.

Or sprinkle like a little bit of parsley on top. Yeah. And like all of a sudden this burger is now worth $30 in New York. Right. Exactly. Let Russ. Yeah. Get the pretzel bun.

Let him do that. That's overrated pretzel bun's overrated. It makes me a little classy. It does. It's like, yeah, if you, if you drink a beer out of one of those snifters that you can really get the aroma in. Yeah. That instantly makes a beer snob like immediately hard.

Right. And it could take like a average beer and turn into a great one. So a pretzel bun is essentially just saying, Hey, I don't want to feel like a sad sack eating a hamburger on my couch. Like, Oh, I got a pretzel bun. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good point.

The other thing I had with this game is the NFL thought that they could sneak a new type of camera bias without any promotion whatsoever. And they're, they're sadly wrong. The camera is sweet. I don't know what kind of lens they were using for that or what it was. They would only have it after touchdowns. It was down on the ground field level. And I'm, it's like the same camera that they used to film porn that you have to pay

for. That's the only way I can describe it. It's the porn when you, it's the porn when they do like the, uh, there's no music or anything behind it. Yeah. And it's a HD camera. Madison Ivy, shout out Madison Ivy, my comeback player of the year. She got hit by a car.

People forget that. Oh my God. Well, I was like three years ago. Okay. But she fucking, she's back dude. Hell yeah. She's like all the way back. It's incredible.

Like Big Ben would never. Most porn stars are comeback players of the year. Yeah. But this is, this is, I mean, she's like a hundred pounds. She got hit by a car. Yeah. It's pretty impressive. It's fucking incredible.

So she's back. It's like the, the videos where you accidentally click on one and it's, you have to put on the, the porn goggles, the 3d porn. And you're like, I don't, I'm not that horny. It looked like portrait mode. I said that and Billy was like, wait, that's just an iPhone. Yeah. I like, no Billy.

I was just saying that. But you know what? Sometimes you take a portrait mode picture and it looks like things are floating and you're like, well, that's too real. Yeah. Like let's just go back to the regular. Yeah. That's what it looked like.

By the way, if I'm ever wearing any sort of headgear to help me masturbate, just kill me. I've watched you do that many times. Shoot me in the head at that point. I don't want to go on. Like, can you imagine that? Just like sitting down on your couch calmly and be like, all right, I'm kind of horny and you put a fucking helmet on to help you jack off.

Yeah, but okay. Counter argument. I feel like those people are like well adjusted incels instead of like, let me just rage online incels. I guess it's better if you're, if you're putting the headgear on, you're open about it. Well, and also if you feel shame wearing like the porn goggles, that's a low place. I think that if you reach a point where you're like, hey, look, things aren't going great for me, probably not going to be hanging out with real live girls.

Let me invest some of my disposable income into making my experience better. I'm not going to judge anyone for that. I think Glennie Balls might do that and I'm not going to judge him. I think he might more power. Hanks nodding, but I don't. I think it was just a joke for me, but he might also have the goggles. He definitely got goggles. Right.

But as a joke, he definitely has done it. Right. I don't know if he does it as his routine. Right. Can you imagine walking in on somebody wearing those? No. Just going to town on themselves? No, it's that's got to be like a time traveling alien.

Yeah. That's got to be the worst look of all time. Yes. Like of all the worst looks being and just imagine like not even I'd imagine the person not even like he's got his like jeans at his ankles. So he didn't even step out of the loop. Yeah. You know, when you're like that lazy, like I'm not going to step out of the loop.

Not even going to let myself really enjoy this 3D porn. I got to sneak a quickie in real quick. He just unzips it. He didn't even take his balls out of his dick hole on his pants and he's got the goggles on. Yeah. Anyways, we don't judge. We're judging free parking.

The bottom line is the camera that they used in the Seahawks football team game. It's pretty cool. Yeah, it was. It was very cool. It was very, very cool. And they did just do it without telling us anything. Have you guys done 4K yet? Have you done 4K?

That shit's like that. I think so. It's on a drug. No, but it makes me sound cool. What do you mean? You know, you tried that 4K shit? I don't know. I don't know what how on your TV.

Yeah. Have you done it? Of course, but you have to click the button. What is it? Do you want to watch this in 4K? It's wild. It's awesome. Is that like the motion smoothing thing?

No, I don't know what it's just very. Yeah, when you Fox has it. So like when you're watching college football and Fox, it will say like you want to watch this in 4K. And every time I say to him, I'm like giddy up. Yeah, let's do it. And it's awesome. It's very clear.

I got to try it then. But I stay woke. I think Fox has shitty HD cameras because they want everyone to now watch it 4K. They do have the worst HD cameras. And they also updated Cletus this week. They did. Cletus.

Yeah, he's got like a holiday theme to him. So that was that was kind of nice. I love it. All right. So the bottom line is how this shakes out. The football team is going to be just fine. I said going into this week that we didn't need this one. Yeah, rest of starters.

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Yeah who's back of the week. The X 1100 days 1106 days since his last touchdown. That's actually really cool and we made fun of him but because he's very slow but that's cool. This was I don't know the Ravens just love to beat up on teams like this. This was never in doubt I just I at some like in 10 years from now you'll be able to get like a good laugh out of being like

remember when like Gardner Minchie that was fucking sick. Yeah. Minchie Manning. I hope that maybe he catches on somewhere else but it does also feel like it's fading a little I mean I think you should have a really nice career as a backup quarterback. Yeah but that will be a fun Gardner Minchie thing. Yeah and it was incredible.

It's kind of like the it's it's the New Age insanity. Yeah Joe Joe Webb when I get to say Joe Webb and everyone laughs. Joe Webb started to play off Minchie I feel like had for a moment we thought he was like oh yeah he was the truth. We're like why doesn't everyone just draft a Gardner Minchie. Yep turns out we got an all time part of my take story. Yeah I know I love the guy.

I think he will have a nice career as backup. I wouldn't put him I wouldn't write him off coming in in the right spot on the right team and saving it like he is the perfect if I had a team that was set a quarterback looked good all around. He's the perfect guy to bring in to be like hey if our starter goes out for three weeks Gardner Minchie can win you two games.

Yep yeah no he's that he's going to be a good backup I think and actually the play of the week in this game was was his name Terry Phillips the offensive lineman yes ran he's like 320 pounds running for a first down just truck stick to dude and he had a maculate ball security. Yep he had like two hands on it none of the Marshall Newhouse stuff yeah palming it with one hand who by the way he's on the Titans to the Titans have more boys.

They have all the boys they've got all the all the boys but yeah he had like he when you say that an offensive lineman or a big dude is carrying the football like it's a loaf of bread that should actually be a compliment because a big dude would he'd hold that like I'm hungry I'm not let me steal my fucking loaf of bread yes but it was awesome like that play made watching parts of this game worth it. Yes I'd agree that was an awesome play Lamar was I don't

know he was dicing people up that's about it. He also had a couple head scratchers I like calling bad through his head yeah no that first interception was a head scratcher for sure big time head scratcher big time head city but the Jaguars are so bad that like that was a safety then and then oh James Robinson we we've we've shouted him out a few times on Mike Florio's team no big deal but last five rookies to have 1400 scrimmage yards and 10 TDs

James Robinson Seyquan Alvin Kamara Kareem Hunt and Zika Elliott pretty good pretty good groupies in there yeah not bad that's a he's something that you have Jaguars fans going forward and the Jaguars did lose in the NFL and also one at the same time oh my God the Jacksonville Jaguars are on the clock crew next week for next week a franchise altering day for the Jaguars actually let's actually just do that let's just go to the next game so yeah we can we can do a nice

segue here and just verbal meme Adam Schefter tweeted out the Trevor Lawrence Photoshop and a Jacksonville Jaguars uniform again oh he's done that like got it I don't know what the like mass email situation looks like at ESPN but somehow like him and Field Yates everywhere basically everybody at ESPN that's on the air in charge of breaking news got the Trevor Lawrence Photoshop at the same time yes and now they're just using it will nearly I think go one step further and cut his

hair into a mullet having like really ingratiate yourself into the Jacksonville community yes yes so what we're talking about is the Jets beat the Rams 17 and a half point underdogs the Jets beat the Rams and it is a franchise altering win because they were going to get Trevor Lawrence and he does seem like a sure sure thing I it's the most Jets thing possible the Jets to suck all year be comically bad and then pull this game out of their hat and be like hey we just did the one

thing we weren't supposed to do at the fucking finish line to yeah three games left but well you could say that or you could say that the Jets were the best own 13 team of all time yeah they have to be like this is a statement win go big time beating a playoff team not they're getting they just ran out of the games yeah hot at the right time true only half the league goes one and oh every week they're part of that team that they're part of the half the league yeah do you think

that like Hugh Jackson has Miami Dolphin celebration type thing like he pops a bottle of cyanide every time that a team doesn't go on 16 yes like there has to be some correlation between the those Browns teams in the Detroit line I'm so pissed that they didn't go in 16 just so that we can't like go around saying that Greg Williams was part of two thirds of the own 16 teams suck yeah Dr. He but so the Jets this also for everyone is like the Jets are tanking they're trying to lose you can't

do that in the NFL you cannot like you can't have guys who are all playing for contracts who are playing a sport like football go out there and like just half-asset they all are playing for pride they're all playing for tape they're all playing for their next job so it's like when everyone says oh yeah they're taking yeah they're bad teams but no one's trying to lose purpose no you just possible you have to look into losing all your games are higher Hugh Jackson those are the

only two options that's it that's the only way that you the NFL can smell out in authenticity and they can tell when a team is trying to tank and just because the way that things work out you're gonna end up fucking it up for yourself if you actively try to do that yes so and I I don't really know what the Rams are doing I don't know what Sean McVeigh was doing it felt weird they felt like they weren't like they've been behind a couple times this season like they

just you think that they're gonna come back and they just don't do it and then I also saw that Sean McVeigh called Adam Gates this week at seven fifteen in the morning Adam Gates his time so four fifteen West Coast did not stay on he probably stayed on the West Coast because they played against Seattle last week no no Adam against yeah yeah the Jets were out there on the West Coast nobody Adam Gates said it was seven fifteen his time so maybe they came back he was probably in

the same time zone and just added in my time he might have been but anyway on Adam Gates time it's like the exact opposite of Coughlin time you're always late for everything yeah so he he Sean McVeigh called him and was like hey the guys are playing really hard for you like stay the course why would you do that why would you give him a little boost well he was trying to give him a boost and have it like go against them but it didn't work I don't know was he because

why would you do that well I've got a couple theories maybe maybe there was some monkey business going around and maybe Sean McVeigh was trying to help out his good friend Bill Belichick who he also talks to every week right and helping Belichick keep Trevor Lawrence out of the AFC East interesting and trying to gas him up a little bit I actually this is so Jets fans I know are probably very upset today well because hang on I'm connecting all the dots the Patriot Belichick

lost to McVeigh with the stipulation that McVeigh would pay it forward and lose to the Jets yes so Belichick gets it things have a way of evening and their way out yeah when you control everything in the world yeah Adam's wrote that contract that's what I'm that's my theory I want to stick with so Jets fans don't want to hear this because obviously they've been thinking all year Trevor Trevor Lawrence Trevor Lawrence Trevor Lawrence is it crazy to say that the Jets

might not want to take a quarterback with the second pick yes I'm not really sold on like Trevor Lawrence I'm sold on 100% the other guys I could sell myself and I'm but guess what they also have on the who's going to be there in in the two hole is the kid from Oregon Penaeus Sewell who's going to be an awesome offensive lineman is it not crazy to say the Jets just went Mackay back then they get Penaeus Sewell from I'm probably butchering his name from Oregon they now

have two awesome offensive linemen see if Sam Donald could maybe get him for cheap maybe be like Sam Donald do you want to be a jet all your life you've sucked here sign here it's not that much money you protect him now which is their biggest issue I don't know I feel like the the reaction to this losses are well now Justin Fields but what if they don't what if you don't go Justin Fields what if you go the other way and say hey let's build up the offensive line which

smart teams do and see if Sam Donald because he's probably going to be somewhat cheap because he hasn't played that well maybe you can just extend that and keep trying with him in theory that makes a lot of sense but it's the Jets that we're talking about here I don't know why not a good friend and and resident quarterback guru Billy football has to say about Justin Fields I don't I'm not sold on any Ohio State quarterback is a better quarterback but actually so this

was my favorite for the Jets this was my favorite take that Billy had today Billy said without a trace of irony or sarcasm that Trevor Lawrence even if the Jets had the number one pick Billy would not take Trevor Lawrence because Trevor Lawrence has won too much in college yeah and so he's not going to be used to coming into a losing environment and having to deal with all the pressures that come along with like having to having to deal with defeat all the time so according to

Billy you should never draft a quarterback who's been successful before if you have a bad strategy he's always had a supporting cast unlike Justin who has I guess lost a lot in college I think he's had a little more basically what where yeah what is what what I'm just saying Justin he only played six games this year more off what adversity you would be able to make more offense in the Jets sort of this feels lost one game right he lost one game look if you take Trevor Lawrence

and then just put him on the Jets I think he's sort of going to be like oh shit type moment where he realizes that this isn't Clemson and the Jaguars are I think Clems I think the Jaguars have a better situation really than the Jets yeah stating tax exactly yeah but I you know what I like I like the theory Billy I'm going to sign up for I just don't know if I Lawrence is one he's won too much in college to be a successful I feel like the reaction would is obviously like

alright with Justin Fields we'll just move to that but I don't know why not just not take a quarterback and just see if Sam Donald can maybe get a little bit better and maybe actually put some weapons around him and have him behind an offensive line I don't know I think I think Sam Darn if you think that Mitch Trubisky is scarred and you you love him so much that you'd like to see him leave I feel like Jets fans feel the same way it's like yeah he could be good but you know what

not here but see the difference makes somebody so very happy one day so the difference is Mitch Trubisky and this is not of any knowledge but I'm just guessing he doesn't want to be in Chicago anymore because you know the Bears benched him Matt Nagy benched him like it's not gone well Sam Darnold said last week he wants me to jet his entire life he's like I want to finish my career as a jet yeah I think it's a little different when you have the quarterback that you haven't

benched yet Mitch it's what you bench a guy it's it's kind of over yeah you know you it's hard to come back from benching a guy and then being like no actually just kidding if you're still our guy if Sam Darnold actually feels that way then yeah that's one thing could the Eagles but if I were Sam Darnold like they're just too many bad memories everywhere I look well I would be seeing ghosts all he said that he said he wants to stay on the jet so he's like I want to finish my

career as a jet so there's actually another good segue like could you ever we'll talk Eagles Carlos could you ever imagine Carson Wentz like I can't imagine Carson Wentz starting for the Eagles again. Well he said that I think Doug Peterson can imagine starting for the Eagles again I think Doug Peterson Doug Peterson has again refused to commit to a quarterback after this game yeah so like who knows what what's going on in his in his head but he just I guess he just can't make up

his mind but Carson Wentz said after the game that he wants to remain a Philadelphia Eagle much like Sam Darnold but he said before the game he doesn't want to be a backup you're right so which is crazy because you play like a backup but who knows how that report came out like that's probably made maybe his agent said that I don't know but he like contradicted that after the game so things are all over the I think he contradicted it because every Carson Wentz

saying I don't want to be a backup and everyone being like but dude you're playing like a backup don't play like a backup and you won't be a backup he looked like a clown so he had to walk it back and like no no I want to be on the Eagles right but then he's probably telling his agent trade me because I don't want to be a backup right he's not I don't think that you'd want a quarterback that would be happy with being benched yeah ideally like he's Carson Wentz is not

going to accept like a backup role somewhere this off season and Jalen Hertz like the team I don't know they just look a lot more alive I don't understand what what Carson Wentz do to Eagles fans to get them like they all have Stockholm syndrome I the one of our video guys Max he was out there watching the game less and I said to him I was like look how good Jalen Hertz is like do you think everyone on the Eagles hates Carson Wentz like no no Carson Wentz is still like

good and then do you want Carson Wentz to play right now I was like no but and I asked him sure but would you rather have the Eagles win this game with Jalen Hertz or Carson Wentz and he's like Carson Wentz like I something about Carson Wentz has every Eagles fans in a trance because they got well first of all they they drafted him with what the number one overall pick or whatever it was to was it to to yeah yeah second overall pick so like that's a guy that you've you

always want to be in love with that guy you always want to think like yeah we were right to do that I feel good about that draft in retrospect you want to go back and look at all the haters that that downgraded you on draft day and like and take screenshots of the bad draft recap articles like why'd you give the Eagles a C on draft day we got right he was the starting quarterback in a season when they won that's true that is true I think they feel responsible for sort of

making him bad because they were mean to him will basically when Nick Foles won the Super Bowl and Philly fans have that like feeling of you know you're talking about are you talking about guilt yeah yeah no that's wrong city yeah well why are they have such an attachment to I don't know it's they won brotherly love they want him to succeed because they want to believe that he could have won that Super Bowl and he's the continuation of that yeah it's like a combination they don't

want to admit that they got anything wrong on draft day and they also don't want to admit that they were wrong to run Nick Foles out of town. But again like if Nick Foles stuck around like Nick Foles sucks you know he's not I think that they would be more frustrated with Nick Foles like David Philadelphia Sports Talk radio would be clamoring for Carson Wentz if they had kept Nick Foles around somehow and made him the starter and

kept Carson Wentz as the backup which Carson Wentz needs to have a little better understanding of the dynamics of Sports Talk radio in our nation's mid-Atlantic region because if he just sticks around long enough he's a backup he's a backup and and yeah the first sign of adversity they're going to love Carson Wentz every city in America. Yeah he's just a little short-sighted just like give it time trust me if I know Eagles fans they will they will

go back to liking the backup quarterback soon enough. Yes this game was awesome though Kyler vs. Jalen Hertz Oklahoma quarterback seven touchdowns combined almost the Eagles almost found a way to win it. Also the Cardinals defense Vince Joseph is a very good defensive coordinator. They're playing very good defense like they're they're giving up some points but they're sacking the quarterback.

They're I don't know I just want to give him a little credit he's having a tough life. Yeah yeah my brain is so twisted I thought that the football team beat the Cardinals last week for a little bit today just because it was in that stadium like I've counted that in my mind as being a Cardinals win the fun stat this is the first time since 2018 that no I'm sorry yeah the Eagles have not beaten a bird team since September 6 2018 when they beat

the Falcons so I think they're like 0 and 8 or something like that against bird teams real problem real problem up there real problem bird team Larry Fitzgerald had a nice little touchdown. Yep it was an ass touchdown and Larry Fitzgerald like he's got a big but he's an ass man an ass man and he got one cheek down like a smaller a smaller ass man would not have had that touchdown right a nice little imprint.

Yeah we're all thicknesses I don't know what the Eagles are still alive somehow right. Are they yeah they're there's everyone's still alive. They're still alive if if the football team loses out the Giants lose out and they win out they can still make it okay it's a possibility yeah it is it's and I need the Cardinals to lose now I'm rooting heavily heavily against Cardinals that's kind of all I had for this game that's about it was a

chaos game Arizona has a nice chaos stadium. They play like late late Sunday afternoon Arizona that stadium might fill the void of Phil Rivers well yeah because it's I mean that's where the Seahawks and Patriots play ever since that that game actually you know what before that even when it was like the old shootouts between the Cardinals and the Packers. Yeah yes yes that I think it just has it's a chaos stadium

it's a late late in the afternoon chaos stadium which I kind of like all right last up Chief Saints. Chiefs are so fucking good the Chiefs are twenty two and one in their last twenty three games. It's pretty good that's decent put it to me in calendar years year and a half year and a half they've gone twenty two and one that's incredible yes and Patrick Mahomes somehow you think he's done all the stuff you think that there's no more

stuff that Patrick Mahomes can do more stuff and then Andy Reed is like hey I got a new thing that you can do and whether it's it's doing the Dr Pepper skills challenge shovel chest pass to Travis Kelsey yeah or throwing laterals to Levy on Bell yeah throwing passes to like the offensive tackle eligible like he's there's no more stuff to do the lateral the lateral I think I treated like he just playing a different game he really is like that's yeah and you know

anyone else does that play and you're like how stupid is that he doesn't you're like whoa it worked and it was awesome yeah I mean the thing about the Chiefs offense is you know that they're going to take one of these new things that he did and then have that be like a fake element in a play that they run next yeah lateral right it'll be like a fake it'll be like a shovel pass to Travis Kelsey who throws it behind his back to Tyreek Hill yep scores a touchdown and drinks

seven airplane bottles of pickle juice yep and the Chiefs are kind of letting I feel like they just let teams they they've killed the box and they I feel like they killed the Saints but they just kind of let them back in for the back door that yeah the Saints were hanging around a lot it was a bad game for the same but it never really felt like the Chiefs were out of control of it are we worried at all about Drew Brees well for eleven on third down he started the

game 0 for five he looked so bad he wasn't he wasn't even able to throw his normal Drew Brees like three yard swing passes you think maybe his shoulders are his ribs I have a new Saints Saints fans probably just hate me now because I just keep coming up with these stupid theories but I think Michael Thomas hates Drew Brees he was Michael Thomas was playing he was on the IR when Drew Brees was healthy he was on the I punched right our corner back in practice are

Drew Brees got hurt and there was a little bit of overlap Drew Brees gets hurt he plays doesn't get hurt then Drew Brees comes back he goes right back on the IR I think he's trying to avoid Drew Brees you think they just don't like each other yeah I think he's trying to avoid him I get I mean that's as good a possibility as anything else I think that's more likely than his ribs not do you think that his ribs aren't hurt at all no I think his ribs are hurt I

just think his shoulders also hurt they did make a big deal about like all the different flat jackets he was wearing right and you could tell like Drew Brees I personally think that he's lost about thirty five pounds in the last year it's just ribs alone looks skinny yeah yeah and like he's just he looks emaciated out there yeah but I think maybe some of that was the flat jacket was pushing the shoulder pads up made him look like he was you know like a hundred

ten pound soaking wet I also I mean still the Saints are definitely in the Super Bowl contention like they can get to the Super Bowl they still have they they actually made Mahomes kind of run for his life a little bit their defense is still very good if they can essentially just figure out a way to survive Drew Brees going to Lambo which again I don't know if his body can handle it no well they can't handle the pressure of being on an airplane yeah that's true

you're not allowed to fly with broken bones just start driving right now yeah get up there take a bus up there taste him he'll play the first two rounds you think Andy Reid when he was like when he found out Drew Brees he's like yeah his ribs are tender his mouth started to water he's like yeah but but I mean he's Andy Reid is definitely considered eating Drew Brees today yes yes figuring out all those ribs the best way to prepare would probably be just like feel like he'd

stew him maybe braise him yeah maybe maybe maybe put him in a big green egg yeah well yeah maybe a little catch up on top overnight the chiefs are just so good though I don't know it so we're at this weird point now where it's I feel like a lot of people don't want to just say hey the chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl again because we want there to be intrigue and also stating the obvious is lame but yeah I don't see a way that I may maybe the bills maybe those

bills maybe those bills maybe those Browns yeah but chiefs are probably going to chiefs are yeah they're going to Patrick Mahomes with an eye patch would still be the best quarterback in the NFL it's crazy took if you confiscated one of his eyesights he would still be I think yeah I just think that he's like that much different than ever is that a phrase yeah that different built built different that if you made him close and I he'd probably still be able to do 70% of the

shit that he does right now which it's just not it sucks for everybody else it's not the chiefs just knowing like chiefs are probably going to win half the Super Bowls in the next 10 years I was actually going to ask you what at what point are we going to start hating chiefs fans hmm it's not we're not there yet but it's going to happen and I hope chiefs fans I hope you know the chiefs fans you can't win and have America still love you the problem is like eventually we're going to

hate you their most notable fan Paul Paul Rudd who's the most likable person in the world I know fuck that guy so maybe yeah I think we need to have like one of their biggest fans have some terrible scandal the guy from show the guy from the show Nick Wright is a chiefs fan Nick writes a chiefs and no the guy from the show. Modern family which guy the fat guy doesn't want to hate him Cam Cam he's a chiefs fan right

chiefs fan we said Paul Rudd Paul Rudd nice guy ever a little too nice what's he hiding he dated his underage sister in Clueless who else that's true people don't talk about that who else I think that's about it Joe Buck Jackson Mahomes yeah Jackson Mahomes we need Jackson to come out oh have like a big winter online for people to get really riled up what's his name fuck. I'm from Rob Riggle Rob Riggles chiefs fan Rob Riggle Jason

Sadekis. Okay. Rod this is the problem it's tuned these guys are just too nice yeah it's a Rob Lowe. They wouldn't have a simple as Rob Lowe is going to start being a chiefs fan God damn it. All right well chiefs fans look we don't hate you yet but I'm just I'm just giving you the warning that you guys are

too good and eventually America will turn and the other happens to everyone. The other problem is the team is almost too fun to hate. Yeah I know that is they would have to not only have some sort of massive pizza gate style blow up amongst their entire fan base but also like completely play a different style football right right so we'll see we'll see they basically do they have the one seed kind of locked up now right who

do they play who's who's who do they have left on their schedule find that for us Jake. I think it's probably it's got to be like the Broncos maybe no they already played the they play the Chargers actually the Chargers kind of gave him a good game remember that home Falcons home Chargers home Falcons so they're on the table yeah so they got the one seed whatever. All right let's do our football guy the week before we do that

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of the week Jake so the most nominated thing I got tagged in all year long was the heart attack high school coach right yep second was the this lion center Frank Ragnow the throat suffered the fractured throat yeah and he's okay so yeah I think if you're a center do you have to do you have to communicate verbally during games I'm pretty sure you have to call it the mic right right so how does he how is he doing that I think he was writing on a piece of paper and slipping

it past just ES just using ESP to the other line pointing at him yeah yeah ranting so he's our first nominee he's going to win it probably friend of the program Sean McVeigh who spent his off day last week watching 12 straight hours of football on the red zone channel channel and when his fiance asked if he wanted to do anything else he said nope okay well first of all Sean McVeigh you're a fraud because it's not 12 hours of football on the red zone channel so anyone

that's ever watched the red zone channel we know that they started by saying what 7 hours of commercial free I don't know I 7 hours I'm talking about Hanson I don't I don't 7 hours longer my life of commercial free football starts now so Sean McVeigh football card revoked next Nebraska linebacker Garrett Nelson this was actually nominees nomination courtesy of Will Compton he mentioned earlier who played through missing two teeth after a tight end put his shoulder into his jaw he

said he put some straws in there once in a while and it's pretty fun that is fun losing good time to see two teeth and then as our friend Chris Long would say a hockey player could never yeah little feel good story Colt's punter we go back to Sanchez resume punting duties today with Indianapolis just 20 days after getting a cancerous tumor surgically removed okay football guy the week go vote for it some good nominations this week good nominations do we do baby brought of the week

or do we just say it's Charlie Woods because it's Charlie Woods yes probably Charlie probably Charlie Woods probably are people fawning over Charlie Woods and does Brian and does Brian I'm a I feel mildly uncomfortable with the Charlie Woods I think it's great Charlie Woods awesome golfer pretty cool to see him out there playing well the level of like we need more video of Tiger Woods son it's a wall what in people's defense they were promoting this event but not

showing it wait what it like wasn't on TV was like a delay so is like people were seeing the social clubs but you find the actual broadcast of it until later in the afternoon so that is also kind of weird I'm saying it's like we're reliving time yeah and completely forgetting all the lessons let's make Charlie Woods our savior yeah and he's what 11 let's put all of our hopes and dreams on Charlie Woods tiny little shoulders this won't fail he'll become a well-adjusted adult

like his dad I hope that he gets so hyper competitive that he actually hates playing with his dad because he keeps losing with him yeah yes yes although dude you see that swing you probably be tired now I mean 250 yards on a fucking rope he did that play put it within like four yards yeah the pictures were amazing it looked like a like a crazy expensive Nike ad my question is when they practice do they intentionally just always swing the club at the same time because every single

clip that I've seen yeah has them warming up and it's like synchronized swings yeah is that like that's probably intentional yes it has to be don't quote me on this but I think I've heard once I'm a bad etiquette at the driving range to swing at the same time as the person next to you oh yeah I don't know if that's a bold statement by you Jake no don't quote all right I'm gonna quote yeah when I went to try not to swing at the same time as the person next so are you you're like a like a super

nice guy are you blaming Tiger or Charlie we say that Charlie is as bad in the 11 year old Jake do it in the 11 year old Charlie would do it bad he's the Riley Curry of golf have some balls blame the 11 year old oh I don't know golf will let us know yeah or should we talk a little college football so the final four is out it is Alabama one Clemson to Ohio State three Notre Dame four Texan M friends are mad Cincinnati fans are mad which I I can kind of actually understand Cincinnati fans

do you have any takes about Cincinnati fans no just in general I think they got it right yeah they probably did but if you're Cincinnati just take this to you can claim your own national title yeah absolutely yeah just by all means like this is your chance to be UCF go in your bowl game we played we played we went undefeated yep the schedule wasn't that soft data they'd like a problem was that all the teams they played ended up kind of suck yeah but that's not

some of you kind of sucked UCF had a down year play yeah but still if you're Cincinnati take this occasion you have a national title yeah they yeah I mean I I always I've been repping Cincinnati all year I thought they were a good team it's I get it I get it because people are like well no name's gonna get killed by Bama but everyone would get killed by Bama in that spot and if we're gonna reward resume no name had a better resume than Texas A&M I'm sorry but it's

just it's a fact it's true the people who actually have a gripe I'm going to to get mad for Indiana fans should be upset and they have a right to be upset because Iowa State has lost three games and they're going to New York's New Year's Six Bowl and Georgia lost two games and they didn't beat anyone and they're going to New Year's Six Bowl Indiana should have gone to a New Year's Six Bowl they should be ahead of a three loss Iowa State team it's stupid that part is stupid

you have every reason to be upset about that and army yeah if you're an army fan out there we're not getting to respect the troops Mississippi State is an armed forces bowl and they're three and seven that's wild well I mean yeah that everyone gets so bowl game the Wisconsin's playing in the mail bowl but how are you not going to put army in the armed forces yeah I don't know I don't know that with that makes no sense bowl season is going to be very weird this

year wait who's Wisconsin playing against a weak force that would be awesome mail bowl that'd be sick if it was like Wisconsin against BYU in the mail in the mail that would be sick but yeah I Indiana fans you have every right to be upset it's bullshit three loss Iowa State team shouldn't be ahead of you Georgia didn't beat anyone and Texas A&M fans I know you're upset too but whatever you lost to Bama by fucking like 30 yeah and with Notre Dame it was weird the

timing of the quotes that came out from from Brian Kelly yeah saying like I'm not sure if we want to go play in the playoffs if our families can't be there like what he was like negging them why did you say that before the game I don't know even started I don't know I don't know and I get it Notre Dame looked terrible against Clemson but they still beat Clemson earlier in the year and their win against UNC was very impressive so I don't know they have they have a good resume

there's the four best teams are in and it's going to be Alabama Clemson okay so get ready for Alabama Clemson if it were up to me I'd say instead of going 18 playoff just have Alabama and Clemson play a three game series right but play home home and then one neutral site if it goes to the deciding game I'm fine with that and also put army in because that is fucked up that army like I want to make a point of that like I agree they're an entire team of fullbacks their

America's team and like you've got South Carolina who fired their coach Alaka where they two two and eight yeah South Carolina is going to bowl game yeah every team gets to go to the bowl game this year it's kind of crazy a bowl season just starts today yeah no break I know oh really going right into it upstate North Texas today two thirty let's go all right it's football we can go yeah no there's there's still a bunch of bowl games can be very weird and yeah I that's I yeah I

don't know really what like the Rose Bowl is not going to be or sorry the semifinals not going to be at the Rose Bowl I don't even know if the Rose Bowl is happening they moved it to the Jerry's world yeah yeah so they are they're still going to call it the Rose Bowl I think so that's the Rose Bowl game presents I like that I kind of like sponsorships that's like that's that's such a troll move that I kind of like the fact that it's gonna be the Rose Bowl in Texas while the

Olympics are 2020 Tokyo so oh really where they play no we're redoing 2021 oh yeah but they're still being called 2020 I mean the Rose Bowl has been played in North Carolina before in 1942 after after Pearl Harbor so I guess there's precedent to have the Rose Bowl in a different place but yeah this and then I don't know what's gonna happen with the husband I was tweeting about a lot on Saturday night I bet Trevor Lawrence 20 to 1 to win on like Thursday or Friday so

hopefully yeah he wins but I don't think he will yes I was just doing it because I was hoping that there's enough stupid college football voters out there oh there are you didn't watch any of the college football and they see the names they're like who's Mack Jones oh but I know Trevor Lawrence I mean I think that the whole conversation about the Jaguars getting the first overall pick and it being a lock for Trevor Lawrence gets that narrative out there enough

where everyone how could you like the number one pick the highs he's the best player in college football fact it's a fact alright let's finish up the show we got who's back of the week to finish us up and then reminder we have a show on Wednesday this week no show Friday that's Christmas Day we'll be back Monday and Wednesday Monday for next week because we're gonna recap week 16 so it's a regular show and then Wednesday we'll be best of so that is our schedule for

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other day but he's actually trending right now I can't wait to read this story tonight so apparently there's a journalist who spent a year interviewing him and fell in love with him and got divorced moved out of her house all because she fell in love with Martin Screlli it looks like a wild story you're missing you're missing the best part yeah he goes sir dude you I just said I was gonna read it well people at home are gonna read it but I was gonna why won't they I'm sure a lot of

people will read this it's like yeah I won't say it's the biggest story out there right now and I it does look like a wild ride I'm very like this this lady threw away her entire life for Martin to be fair Martin Screlli is like super charming and incredibly hot like that dude is man that guy's got all going on is why did Christie Smith up and her life instability for Martin Screlli one of the least like men in the world probably cuz he fucks oh man man all right what's

your who's back Billy should we talk about yeah you're gonna fight Jose Canseco as my champion Jose Canseco is trying to beat up big cat and well all right back story yeah back story so two years ago two years ago I think Jose Canseco was going at a rod for something I was like I might have to fight Jose Canseco at rough and rowdy now I I think we talked to him or something there were some kind of weird stipulations either way Jose Canseco is now calling me a coward listen

dude yeah I probably am at this point hand up there's a couple things that have happened in those two years one I got two years older to I became a father three I we did the pen deal and I don't need the money as much as I did two years ago that's just stating facts so if you want to call if you add all that up and be like hey you're a coward I'll fucking put my hand up and be like yeah I'm a coward I don't care call me a coward whatever just play the dad card all day well

I just I don't I will I if that is a coward that I will absolutely say I am a coward hand up but I have found a champion in my place learn Game of Thrones Jose ever heard of it my champion is Billy football I will have him fight in lieu of me which I think is that's those are the rules like if I can find a champion for me yeah for sure Billy is fighting for my honor he's are your fall guy right he's right and when I have to fight six four two hundred and fifty pound

hoses all right so here's here's your I'm ready I'm ready for no Billy is Billy is obsessed with size just like in general in the animal kingdom Billy has a weird thing where he he respects Jose Canseco's mass so much that he's like this dude he's just big so you think that he can have you watch him fight Billy thought Billy is less concerned about Jake Paul who actually wants to be a professional boxer because Billy thinks he's an inch taller than him then he is Jose Canseco's

fifty six years old and looks in in fights well just like in in lieu of things like if I were to get into a box match with Jake Paul I'd have a little weight on him if we got into those like wrestling things where they you know link up like I'd be able to like toss him around and like make sure I don't die you got this guy's huge I'm no I'm totally ready now I've thought about it so you're yeah like I'm a coward hand up whatever I don't care call me all the names but I have my

champion he is Billy football he will fight in my place I I have a sneaking suspicion that Jose needs this fight more for his own relevancy at this point in his career so either you can fight Billy football or we can just be like I'm a coward and move on yeah or like those are easy options so Billy I know you're a little intimidated by him you need to get past that was a kill Jose probably my guess is he's probably going to take steroids before this fight yes get he's right now

he looks like you you left a basketball in the sun for I don't think you can afford to this point so I'm not so you can't afford steroids where's comes to where what if I went what if I what if I was a Billy don't listen to this part you know dude stop calling me a coward online I'll pay for your steroids that's a good deal I might DM him say that be like hey he can you quit it with the coward ship but like steroid buffet on me I think he would take no Jose it's probably more

important to Jose to like be allowed to call somebody coward he's just sweet and to get money yeah judging by his past financial methods that he's used well the option options on the table Jose he's also a world-class snitch people don't talk about that with me yeah he's a rat snitch I think yes anyway all right so you'll fight him or we'll stop talking about it yeah like that's that's one of those ones that like let's just either do it or no because I think I said this

two years ago I was what I would fell asleep for 22 minute nap on Saturday it's like my only nap all week and I woke up and I was like what is going on where's this clip from oh two years ago so that's Billy you are my champion so I'm not scared him worse comes worse I'll just run away in the ring and just get out alive no Billy but I will that's at this point I'm not scared but if I do fight him I will try to avoid him basically I'm not going to muscle him I'm going to use

my athleticism and basically youth to beat him it's not going to be an easy task it's going to take a lot of training I'm like hyped because I finally like have another athletic goal in life and need those because there it's always more fun to like that's that's really where I fall off because I think I were if I can put myself back in my time of like when I said that I think that was right when I was like hey this will be my last shot of trying to get in shape that is past I'm done

with that yeah that whole like hey maybe if you work out really hard you can get it back like that's once you have a kid it's over and don't sell yourself short you did you ran a marathon with zero days training right I am sort of a freak athlete yeah like if we're being honest Billy might be one of the best athletes of all time not actually but fighting the human steroid and I'm not going to like out muscle him so I got well you might because you might also take steroids

I don't think I don't pay for it recently I'll pay for all the recently discovered that I might have a thyroid problem so I need to meet with an endocrinologist in the New York City to discuss my thyroid I think I have a lot of TSH or something so if you're an endocrinologist in the New York City area please and I will pay for all the steroids in this fight I'm not going to do steroids but I might need to balance out my endocrinological hormones sure okay so I'm

excited for Billy yeah I'm actually so I don't think it's going to happen because I just don't think those days going to do it but I've been DMing with Jose and he's it's it's a wild ride does he sound like he's going to do it yeah but there's a case he we tried to get him on the show before and I think he said like $10,000 yeah and we're like okay no and then his producer kept hitting us up for the next year being like yo I heard you talking shit about Jose on your podcast

again when are you going to have him on like buddy that ship is sealed but also just so the rules are the only people that were asked for money to appear on the record I don't I don't even I don't want to even talk shit about it was a because they don't want to even think about like I there's nothing more annoying than having someone hit us up and be like we should come on but you got to pay us yeah I remember reading how they can take this book when I was in college that thing

sucked actually my favorite part was when he was like also in the late 80s I could have fucked Madonna but I didn't want to because he wasn't hot enough you like toss that in at the end of one of the chapters that's actually kind of respect yeah yeah we're starting down all right so we're good we're clear we're I am a coward I'm cool with that Billy is my champion I'm like legitimately I'm just gonna dance till he gets runs out of gas no dude you're gonna fight him no I'm

gonna beat the shit out of him you're playing well first I got gonna tie shut the fuck up I'm gonna get him stop talking okay stop talking Billy forever Billy called me on Saturday night at like 9 p.m. and was like dude are you guys like are you and Dave like like negotiating with Jose's people right now I'm like no dude it's fucking Saturday night we're not doing anything I would I would honestly like to see the end result of the negotiations if it was just Billy and Jose

handling it entirely we are gonna be I'd have to fucking fight hey hey hey he would be fucking get me back they probably just they end up becoming bros and not wanna fight each other I was reading his Twitter like he wants to like go look for Bigfoot oh no dude I listen you and Jose can say go the only difference between you and Jose can say go is you don't have a triple crown yet I I actually think Jose can say go for every like there's a lot of bad stuff whatever but I think

he's legitimately a funny guy I we I wanted to do a like this is like seven years ago we wanted to do a camp out in his backyard and hunt for Bigfoot dude I actually would after we fight I totally be down for that yeah you'd be good friends with them yeah you guys would be bro just make sure that it's him that shows up and I just go here because he's he's substitute Ozzie in in the past I've already analyzed the tattoo yeah you got that down okay yeah oh nice all right

let's send everyone on their way numbers happy Friday thirty three Monday what really numbers what's wrong with you thirty three eight I'll go a hundred happy holiday 99 oh you asshole one 33 cows can only walk 32 that's how they can say goes number 33 was that would have been funny cows can only walk upstairs not down them they're fucked love you guys we're taken away by we know what I'm gonna say at stage anyway today's another day somebody shine on me

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