Pardon My Take - NFL Week 17, Fastest 2 Minutes, CFP Recap, And We're Not Apologizing For Making The Playoffs

Episode Date: January 4, 2021

Week 17 Fastest 2 minutes. We recap every game from Week 17.  (2:20 - 9:04) WFT vs Eagles  (10:01 - 21:30) Ravens vs Bengals  (21:30 - 26:53) Steelers vs Browns (26:53 - 36:50) Dolphins vs Bills (36:50 - 46:55) Vikings vs Lions (46:55 - 52:07) Jets vs Patriots (52:07 - 53:55) Falcons vs Bucs (53:55 - 60:20) Cowboys vs Giants  (60:20 - 65:31) Packers vs Bears (65:31 - 76:48) Raiders vs Broncos (76:48 - 78:28) Colts vs Jaguars (78:28 - 82:29) Chargers vs Chiefs  (82:29 - 83:32) Rams vs Cardinals (83:32 - 87:20) Seahawks vs 49ers (87:20 - 88:07) Saints vs Panthers (88:07 - 94:20) Titans vs Texans (94:20 - 97:15) Football guy of the week. Baby Bron of the week. Recapping bowl season and the College Football Playoff and who's back of the week (97:15 - 120:13).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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256 games, did I have that right, Teach? I think that's about right. They were all played, Big Cat. They were all played. Let's boom. Let's boom to you. Let's boom to you. Mission accomplished, boom.

All right, we start in Western New York where Josh Allen Dershowitz was racking up the barely legal bills and scoring at will on the Dolphins until Matt Charles Barkley took over throwing the Dolphins through a glass window and out of the playoffs. It will have to be wait till next year for Pua Tagliavoa as Buffalo looked like a bunch of Japanese fishermen looking to net a Tua fish but slaughtering a bunch of Dolphins instead. The bills are locked and loaded for the playoffs, isn't there a saying for that? Oh yeah. No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills as the Bills hang off 50 burger or a

50 beef on whack if you know what I'm saying Western New York on the Dolphin 5626. Our cousins thunderstruck quickly in the game with a touchdown to Chad ACBB and the Vikings are back in black with a division win for the Lions. It's officially draft season and for those about to mock, we salute you. Daven cooked up a nice Christmas CJ ham delivering a facial leaving Lions fans look like they just got honey glazed in Detroit home of the Queen and my good friend, rest in peace, that race of Franklin where Adam sank to Kirk. You make me feel, you make me feel, you make me feel like your contract's absurd and the

Vikings like 35 Lions 32 who they who they who they say they're going to beat them Bengals pretty much everyone Lamar Jack Sonny digital put his stamp on Cincinnati as the Blackbirds QB was making tracks through the Bengals defense coach Zach Eric Taylor says full eyes clear farts always lose to the Ravens as the Bengals finish a season to forget my set Monday night football game boom that Monday night football game who can forget that one Brandon Ray Allen is getting there and by there I mean back to being a backup and also switching back and forth from his dick to his tongue. John, are you going to Harborough fair is taking the Ravens back to the playoffs with

the great stretch run Ravens 38 Bengals three some spread Mike's hard Glen and a got his long neck portal twisted off all afternoon as say it ain't so but Phillip Rivers Cuomo was left wheezing as Doug Marrone is going to be singing soprano while he held Christopher most of Sante Conley's nose on the side of the road like a dog. John Nathan for you Taylor made some wonderful business decisions and plowed through the Jaguars like they were imaginary friends that were smiling just out of the picture course 28 the Jacksonville Jaguars 14 and Cleveland where jolly old Saint Nicholas Chubb asked Browns fans is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to be back in the playoffs

for the first time in 18 years. Ohio the celebration in Cleveland is better than a video of Kareem Pye Kareem Pye hunt pounding the inside all day. You like them cream pies sticking in their boom on the other side of the ball Mercedes Ben Rottlesburger was put in the garage for the day and Mason Rudolph the red nose reindeer had some very shitty throws and if you ever saw him you would say he blows good news for all parties included it's Brown Steelers next week in the playoffs. Yes again the Cleveland Browns are in the playoffs and Cleveland hasn't been this hot

since Drew Carey was singing Cleveland Rocks Browns 24 Steelers 22. The NFC Norse had a showdown on the lake Sunday at No Limit Soldier Field singing Khalil you won't good won't you mack that ass up sacking Aaron Rodgers with his behind and proving that hard twerk beats talent when talent doesn't twerk hard. Mitch Hedberg-Tribisky reminded everyone quarterbacks don't break they just turn into running backs and Matt Nagy said in the post game I don't have a quarterback I just have a player who would be really mad if he heard me say that. Karen Rodgers would like to speak to his game manager and the playoffs run through the rolls

and tundra Packers 35 the Bears 16. In Houston where Traktor Sito he's in his bags like ranch Doritos get under your skin like he's a mosquito make coach rabble cut off his p-hole Traktor Sito Derek Henry Kissinger committed war crimes against the Texans defense officially entering the 2k club it's in the game boom that's EA sports you ignorant fucking slut it was a tough season for the Texans and Romeo must die but the Sean elementary my dear Watson made the game look easy even if his team fucking suck Sam he's a slow man doink doink doink doink doink doink doink the Titans into the AFC South Crown as Tennessee is looking to run the brable get it that's

a coach's name Titans 41 Texans 38 and on the 12 year anniversary of the most famous one car accident of all time Robert Tiger Woods ran like he was being chased by his wife with a five iron and a nasty grudge the Rams Sunday was like a nice round of golf Jared that is using every play in their bag to plunge in the cards Collar Bill Murray was seen gopher's in the secondary as he looked extra judge small standing in the pocket judge Wilford Brimley made the Cardinals say hold my Arizona sweet tea or else this guy is going to die a beat us Rams 18 Cardinals 7 standing on a corner Jameis Winston down in Ola such a fine sight to see it's Jason

Hill my lord with a dick so warm like crab legs after a robbery come on take some let me miss play some just don't let him round any snatch he's not chasing the Saints go marching and that is week 17 brought to you by our friends at whoop fastest two minutes presented by whoop 2020 is finally behind us and we're looking ahead to 2021 and whether you do or don't have any New Year's resolutions whoop can help you set goals and stay on track it's a 24 7 health and fitness tracker that quantifies and tracks personalized data like sleep recovery strain and more whoop is a must have heading into 2021 go to whoop.com WHOP.com to join now sleep better recover faster and train smarter this year and beyond with

week and week 17 in the books part of my take is officially the not apologizing for going to the playoffs podcast sorry I'm not sorry we're not gonna never will say I'm sorry I'm not sorry we both backed it guess what we're the podcast of champions big cats imagine your team not winning the division this year or going to the playoffs couldn't be me couldn't be me couldn't be Hank Jake wait did you the Dolphins know but we got a score gone oh they got a score all right let's start with Sunday night football and then we're going to recap every game we're going to skip through we're gonna go quickly through a couple games that had no significance but we got a lot to talk about playoffs are set Sunday night football the Nate Sudfeld game holy shit our

people angry PFT yep the Washington football team wins the NFC East yep in a game that they know he could have lost NFC East period we win the NFC beast that that's the end of that sense I didn't really I didn't truly understand how you felt early this year when people were asking you to apologize for the Bears don't apologize never apologize listen this banner is not going to say we beat Nate Sudfeld on it it's going to say 2020 NFC East division champion Washington football team the Washington football football team football club yes I so people are very mad Giants fans they have every right to be mad well actually let me let me let me curb that real quick you could have won more than six games six games you won six games I feel bad for Giants

fans I don't I don't think that they like it's not like they're a 10 win team the Dolphins end up with 10 wins which will get to them 10 yeah they won six games yeah if you win more games you're in the playoffs if you win one more game you're in the playoffs because you actually beat the Washington football team twice I do get the frustration of that is pretty much the most painful death that you can have when you're watching the Eagles who were kind of better than the Washington football team with Jalen Hurtson and they have first and goal they go for it on fourth down he misses a guy who's running open free and then he puts in Doug Peterson puts in Nate Sudfeld waves a white flag essentially says we're going to roll over and let you beat us

and Washington football team tried to give the game back like four times I if you're a Giants fan you watch that entire game hoping just praying that Nate Sudfeld would would like find some kind of inner genius and throw a touchdown pass or do any kind of positive play it turns out Nate Sudfeld is not good and Doug Peterson lost on purpose and that's how the NFC East kind of deserved to end it was a perfect ending for the division after everything that we've been through together as a division all year long you didn't think that it was going to end pretty you didn't think it was going to be like a shootout and one of the best Sunday night football games but in a interesting stroke of irony Nate Sudfeld came in Nate Sudfeld who has been trained by the old Washington football

team regime he learned everything that he knew about football at the professional level from our former coaches he gets put in for the Eagles and now he sucks because we trained him wrong and we did it not having any idea that this would ever happen but the eventually in life you can be so incompetent that you will eventually help out your future self with your past incompetence yes which is what the franchise did tonight and there was I'm not going to apologize for it I do understand you cannot listen we won the division that's all I know I would slap you in the face if you apologize I get it Giants fans I hope that you'll root for the division because we are taking on Tom Brady next week Tom Brady who is one in three against the NFC East in the playoffs you

might recall we're the best division against Tom Brady so I said before the game I was going to root for the Giants if the football team lost I want to open up the bandwagon you don't have to publicly you know you have to wear the burgundy and gold you don't have to sport a big W on your head but it'd be nice the more the merrier let's we can all come together I don't think that's gonna happen in the NFC East to root against Tom Brady I think I think Giants fans have every right to be upset again you won six games you won six games you won six games and I was the biggest you know cheerleader for the Giants having uh or overachieving this year and putting together a nice like stretch there and Daniel Jones actually looked good we'll get to the recaps of every games

but you won six games now I I do get like the I get the on on like a basic level if you're on the Eagles you're probably like what the fuck like we're out there playing football a lot of us are playing for non-guaranteed pretty much everyone's playing for non-guaranteed money a lot of you were playing for your next contract and Doug Peterson is like haha just kidding we're gonna throw the end of this game I would be pissed if I was an Eagles player oh because the Eagles player like what does an Eagles player care what if they're gonna move up three spots in the draft by the time the player that you draft is going to be like a really good player you'll probably be retired or on a different team just by the nature of how long the NFL like careers last if you're a wide receiver

on the Eagles if you're a fag a white side if you're any real if you're player on offense that depends on having like a functioning quarterback under center you're probably pissed off that Nate Sudfeld came into the game it makes you look bad yeah in general uh Doug Peterson like we could ask did he lose the locker room tonight going into next season because there will be some of those guys that are like wait so first you uh pissed off Carson Wentz he went to Jalen Hertz which looked like it was the right decision but still now Carson Wentz is saying what do you say like this relationship is over beyond fracture it's over um that's like Facebook official over yeah no he's the the no long Doug Peterson no longer my friend you know if Doug just new friend Carson

is going to show up like the text at 2 30 a.m. to Carson Wentz is going to have Carson showing up in a whipped cream bikini though the second Doug Peterson shows a little more interest no he's got his eyes on freight right also Doug Peterson dude if you can't keep your your glasses like we are day 300 320 in a fucking pandemic everyone has figured out how to keep their glasses from fogging when they have their mask on sorry what not jake jake you put a little tissue paper at the top of it i know that but like when you're walking yeah you put a little tissue paper on top of it you dude uh paul chris had had so much fucking tape at the top of his mask he probably still has that thing on because he taped it he used a whole scotch tape roll to keep his mask down Doug

Peterson all i'm saying is when you do something like that keep your glasses unfogged you just look like more of a buffoon yeah and he had he had a giant mask it's like him and mike mccarthy you have the two biggest masks in terms of square footage in the nfl did you see by the way um the the eagles got notes apt the eagles got no notes apt by dan or loski this is one of those ones that dan or loski's gonna wake up tomorrow morning be like whoa i got a little emotional what did he uh he the tweet was that was a mockery and then he put on his notes app it's fair to laugh about the nfces this year but at the end of the day the four teams played to win every week until the last game of the last week of the season the giants and cowboys battled their tails off

today for what they thought was a chance when in reality they didn't have one the nfl is a league that is about respect in every aspect philly is a city that prides itself shut the fuck up dan or loski did he just invoke he invoked for the display alliance he invoked the philly nature it's the nfl is a league that is about respect in every aspect philly is a city that prides itself on having a chance when no one thinks they do for uh never ever giving in no one that bows down and looks for the easy road what happened to respecting the game and respecting the other teams in the league listen he notes apt it he notes apt it and listen i thought you were saying he notes apt he notes apt he hit us he hit the fucking division with a note he hit the eagles with

he the eagles in the city of philadelphia in the nfces with a notes app and listen i there's a part of what he said there that i do kind of agree with i i just alluded to it with like if you're an eagles player you got to be pissed but anytime you go to the notes app in it's not a joking matter you're a clown like that's a clown move don't notes app never notes app the minute you notes app for real like that's come on man that's you're gonna look back at the moment where you be like whoops i'm gonna have to note zap don't dan orlowski i that's the only way that you can combat a notes app is to note zap on note zap off he listen dan i'm sorry that uh you've got a haircut that reminds me of forest gum mixed with todd mick shea uh that got rolled into one be nice

dan you seem like a nice guy you love he does seem like a nice guy you love carcin wence you're always screaming on television he's always on my fucking television screaming about carcin wence i don't know his job what that's what it is his job is to go on tv every day and yell at me do you know what he's watching get i'm trying to watch get up and listen to mike greenberg give me a peaceful take about how adam gaze is a disgrace and i've got you screaming at me about how carcin wence is actually underrated dan oh no dan give it a break you just broke the one rule you can't break you're supposed to be the unbiased all 22 breaking down the film guy we're the fans that say stupid shit and and knee jerk reactions and sweet things like i

fucking hate erin rogers dan orlowski's mad at doug peterson because he benched carcin wence and now he's taking out on doug you know what you let your you got your feelings in the way you know what you know zap your feelings why don't you why don't you wait until tomorrow morning when you can break down the film on nate sudfield because we don't know maybe his receivers weren't getting open that's true that maybe he was having bad uh protection we saw at least one play where the left guard didn't even try to block so why don't you wait to break down the film dan because you might be surprised nate sudfield might be showing you some things on tape that you didn't see because you were too blinded in the moment by our hatred of doug peterson to realize it so please

let's stay in our lands here we'll be assholes let's just remember the giants won six games yes six games okay not to be fair at nate sudfield they won six games he did look like uh the madden creative player before you boost anything this is he's just 50s across the board every and yes you're you're right there's probably no way that he should have been in a game but you know what oh he was so bad i'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth no i'm going to take that gift horse slaughter it turn it into glue and then make a a wonderful looking trapper keeper out of it my washington football team is the nfce's champion i and that band will fly forever i feel awful for giants fans i truly do that was a horrific death to watch your season end like that that way it

went but again every time i start having like a true strong opinion about this it's like a flow chart and it just always ends up with the giants won six games they won six games that's it if they won more and i'm talking my team only won eight games i'm not saying they're good they backdoored in but guess what if the giants won eight games they'd be in the playoffs the giants won seven games they'd be in the playoff so like again i think the giants have they're building something and i like them i've been the biggest cheerleader but they won six games they won six games jesus christ tanner lost you're going to forget that in the morning uh all right let's get to the rest of the games so we have washington football team versus the box on saturday night yep we'll see what that

line ends up being i'm going to guess let's play a game called uh guess the spread guess the spread i like this game i'm going to say seven and a half seven and a half yeah okay uh it is seven and a half is it you cheated i know i didn't i said people have been saying you cheat i said that earlier yeah uh jake heard me say jake would never lie over 46 and a half uh all right let's get some games week 17 like i said there's some games that we're going to probably just speed through because they didn't have much significance starting with the ravens bangles the baltimore ravens we said it last week they are the team officially no one wants to play they got their swagger back five straight wins 525 yards 404 yards rushing and they had the ball for 40 minutes and i yeah they are officially

the team no one wants tough to win when you don't have the ball at all ever in in the entire game unless you're the eagles it probably be you were probably better off with nate sudfield not having the ball well brandon allen was six for 21 for 48 yards okay brandon allen i may have been wrong by the way the whole game we might brandon allen ryan finley take because that's bad i mean ryan finley he beat he beat the steelers that's so the rate listen the bangles have already won their super bowl yeah so beat the steelers so yeah the bangles are like going into the off season you have joe burrow you have the number four pick i want to say yeah four pick four five um is that right something like that it might even be no yeah they have the four or five pick because they ended up

four and eleven yeah and i know it goes it goes jaguars jets dolphins which will get jags jets dolphins atlanta sincey sincey's five okay so you have the five pick you're going to probably get like dude you get like go get kyle pits or so you know what i mean like have someone that joe burrow can throw to uh and you have you're not going to fire zack taylor the team basically had every offensive lineman get injured they were still kind of chippy in a bunch of games i don't know if our bangles fan as bad as this season was i just pop in the tape that steelers modern day football game be like guess what we're going to be we we are a little bit on the upswing yeah hey bangles fans you'll be fine yeah this will work out as good as you could hope for a

bangles team to work out for you it you'll be you'll be 500 within a couple years and uh the ravens on the other hand are i i agree i think that they're a team that well do you know what it is yeah i i think they're finally i think they've stopped being cute and i what i mean by that is they just know they can just hammer people with the run right so like they're hammering i i think what they've realized is going back the last couple seasons they heard people saying like we need to show that lemar is a great passer like he's a lemar is a great football player he won the fucking mvp but they would try to incorporate they would sometimes play away from the run occasionally right when it's like why don't you just run the ball down everybody's throat and yeah

lemar can pass the ball when he needs to and i think he's getting better at uh at his accuracy but like they've realized that they don't have to prove to everybody else that they can be a passing football team they can just kill you with the run and dominate and there's nothing you can do about that here's here's lemar's last five games so the so the ravens finish on a five game winning streak pretty besides the crazy monday night football game when lemar had the shits every game was essentially a blowout uh he had 17 pass attempts 17 pass attempts 22 26 18 so there it is like that's and then if you look at the beginning of the season it was in the high 20s low 30s i they just hammer people with the run and i think that makes them the team no one wants to play i

don't know how the titans are going to stop them whatsoever because the titans defense is like the titans basically play every single game like last team to score wins yeah last man with the ball it's a completely different team than beat the ravens in the playoffs right that same formula is not going to happen um i'm looking back at their schedule remember they lost to the patreots that was crazy in that in the storm yeah and then they lost the overtime game to the titans who they now have a rematch against you want to guess this line uh ravens titans i'm going to say you should get every single one perfect it's called guess the spread is yeah guess the spread my bad yeah guess the spread guess the spread i'm gonna say what's the spread three and a half what's the

spread three and a half three and a half is correct are you good yeah yeah i'm not i'm not cheating on this you can look at my so the titans three ravens by captain yes situation over there yeah you look at my computer over there's 54 i'm looking three and a half the screen that i'm on right now is you porn milfs it's dan or it's a notes app getting ready to clap back at dan orlowski i'm photoshopping dan orlowski you gotta clap back like four in the morning uh all right so ravens bangles that one's in the bus wait didn't dan orlowski tweet out a while ago like i just hate it when people cause drama or something like real oh yeah it was like a realized realized realized yeah okay so i'm gonna have to find out what he said and then i'm gonna notes app him and then i'm gonna end it

with whatever i don't want to make this the dan orlowski show because i actually do think he's a nice guy but he the one thing i i'll say is i do think it's lame to always do the you ran out of the end zone because he still wasn't at a felt quarterback it was a funny play but to always be like what do you know about football you ran out of an end zone well i think he probably still knows a lot about football there's a reason we haven't brought it up right because like that's the easy way out right i always see that i'm like that's just kind of whatever why are you doing that he's tried to take that sting out by making that joke before anybody else can yeah so i'm not going to let you make it before me dan because you'll just be sitting around wait until kingdom come i won't

say i'm not gonna do it uh all right still run back out of that end zone it was pretty disgusting it did it you did it did happen all right steelers browns the cleveland browns are in the playoffs for the first time since 2002 what a run what a ending a full like cleveland browns ending where they couldn't make it easy to mason Rudolph almost gets that two-point conversion and then they almost fumble the onside kick and then it was so sweet that baker mayfield ran for the first down yep cleveland browns like i'm so happy for cleveland i'm so happy for cleveland browns fans can we can we at least though can we do the list of quarterbacks just we might as well yeah since the last time the cleveland browns i'm pulling it up right now since the last time the cleveland

browns went to i want to also do the coaches because the coaches are just as funny i think remember uh robert robert jenski yeah one uh he was a shooting star yeah he was he was something else all right you do the quarterbacks i'll pull up the coaches okay so the quarterbacks since the cleveland browns last went to the playoffs this was in 2002 with tim couch they had kelly holcomb tim couch jeff garcia luke mcown kelly holcomb trend dilford charlie fry love charlie fry shadow charlie fry maxian akron derrick anderson brady quinn ken dorsey brusker kowsky more maxian i brusker kowsky is one of those guys i always like i think he's i think there's something the browns are always a team that'll they'll bring in a quarterback that's

from the state of ohio right regardless of what their professional prospects are they're like he's a hometown guy yeah that's charlie fry charlie fry was definitely right where oh yeah he's going to do this uh brady quinn derrick anderson again colt mccoy jake dolom i forgot they had jake dolom uh senica wallis who great quarterback great quarterback like that's there are certain guys where you're just like that guy can ball you can win a super bowl with him senica wallis was on that list for me he's a madden all-star too you would love him on madden yes brandon weeden who played for them when he was 28 years old as a rookie thad lewis oh i forgot about thad lewis duke legend jason cambell brian hoyer johnny manzell conor shaw uh josh mcown austin davis

cody kessler robert griffin the third deshawn keiser kevin hogan i forgot deshawn keiser started 15 games them yeah they give him good luck in rg3 that year that he played that was the summer of rg3 when during training camp they would put out new reports every day like the different window that he would shatter by accidentally throwing the ball over the fence during practice yep yep and then uh tyrod taylor and baker mayfield and baker mayfield has done it baker mayfield deserves like last year was a train wreck to bounce back this year they're a good football team they're in the playoffs i i i think i mentioned this like maybe at the beginning of the season but i do think jarvis landry deserves so much credit because of that like that speech he gave when

they did hard knocks which was a hilarious like shit show of hard knocks with hugh jackson and uh greg williams and and uh who is the brogan robert brogan robert who's the offensive coordinator oh lily oh no no no no uh as he as the no offensive line coach he's off entirely tot hailey yeah they were all fighting each other yeah and and jarvis landry was like we're gonna we're gonna change the culture and he has like he is the guy he has changed the culture of that team so shout out to the browns and all browns fans that's fucking awesome it's big yeah it's all like congratulations and we are a lake eerie podcast yeah cleveland and buffalo let's go eerie uh the cleven browns head coaches since 2002 are butch davis terry rubisky coach six games

romeo chronel yep eric man genie the man genius man genius pat shirmer oh yeah rob trezinski that guy like how do you hire him you see his name his name is literally chud i don't mind i actually don't mind that i'm pretty sure the last name is polish for cleveland browns football coach yeah it's rob trezinski yeah mic petten who was like a uh a leveled up version of rob trezinski huge axon yeah he was around for a while 43 games uh must have won a bunch yeah very successful greg williams freddy kitchens kevin stafansky and kevin stafansky by far the best winning percentage out of all those guys i'm talking like um maybe coach of the year six 88 and his winning percentage this year i think you should just give him coach

of the year just because it's like what they did it's the browns my vote for my official vote for coach of the year goes to call shanahan but if i had a second vote it would go to kevin stafansky greg williams actually has the second highest winning percentage of all those coaches 625 i didn't know josh dobbs was still on the steelers well he's back on the steelers he went to the jaguars for sabbatical and now he's back on the he's the new chas batch that's going to be taking spot snaps for the next 15 years on the steelers and mason rudolf wasn't that bad and i mean like that couldn't have worked out better for the steelers in that you didn't really need to win the game i i guess you would have preferred to have the two seed but now you get to play the

browns again and you almost won with your backups yeah so this was actually a good game for the steelers because they don't have to feel bad about a loss for the first time in a while all their other losses have been like soul sucking where they're like i don't think that we actually play football where i don't think that's the sport that we went out there and played after this one you looked like a good football team and you can always say we were missing a ton of guys we didn't have big ben under center so uh you switch a few pieces around and you get a different result i'm excited tell yourself that life next week sunday night football next week i'm excited for that game i'm gonna be awesome i'm very excited i want i want solidary solidare eerie for lake

area solidare eerie uh what's what's the spread all right browns at steelers yeah i'm gonna guess it's steelers five oh you were so close steelers minus four four all right well which book are you looking at well it's the our book partial sports okay well that's the correct point yeah exactly it that's the biggest zone you don't know what's going on there that's weird four runners 47 and a half um i got i'm excited for this game i did like the the picture that mason rudolf put up on social media of like miles garret shaking his hand after the game yeah what if they end up becoming best friends well it would be a great like abc you know buddy comedy that's the next win one for the gipper right right it's i mean but it's actually the miles garret and mason

rudolf don't actually they're not in it it's uh miles garret it's michael b jordan and and uh andy samberg instead of like the gipper dying of a disease miles garret actually kills mason rudolf yeah it's a great it's gonna be it's coming to abc next year um all right so this game yeah this is gonna be an awesome game so excited for browns fans you deserve it i like it's just i'm happy for bills fans i'm happy for browns fans their teams are good they should be proud of their teams are in the playoffs it's fucking awesome this is why sports are great you you're it's pain pain pain for these moments where it's like fuck it let's just enjoy the ride yep you know no one's gonna say pick the browns to win the super bowl but who the fuck cares who cares

you're in the playoffs your team is young you're building something you hopefully we'll get some guys back from the cocoa list because they they are we should say that like the Steelers kept it close but they the browns were playing a practice squad like punt returner slash cornerback yeah i feel like they had some coaches that were out too right yes like last week they were missing everybody essentially on offense when it was like two linemen uh all their wide receivers a corner back linebacker this week i feel like is more like the coaches got it yeah but i just get the word was out yet just tell me please adam shifter tell me that they'll be fine and ready to go well they are greedy williams they're they're they're playing sunday so if they were playing on saturday

they would have been fucked yeah that's true and same with the saints so so the nfl actually did something right and didn't just fuck over which would have been so classic nfl coronavirus doesn't hit on sundays we've learned that that's true that's actually been a fact if you look at the stats but uh yeah congratulations to to the browns it's just awesome everyone in cleveland take the week off this is this is me writing you a note uh your favorite podcasters are telling you you don't have to work this week don't start your diet just get drunk and enjoy yeah eat a lot of carbs eat like every meal baked inside of a potato eat put some cheese on it chug some beers no no we're getting hard no no but this is cleveland we're getting hard we're gonna get so hard you

don't understand how hard our bodies are gonna get everyone should get hard i don't know if i can get hard let's all get hard i'm up 20 pounds no we're gonna get hard we're gonna get hard i'm up 15 pounds in the last two weeks yeah i'm down 15 i'm so well i lost 20 and then i put 20 back on maybe even a couple extra no more carbs for me i don't know if i'm gonna say i'm hard this year i'm gonna say this is the year oh i'm getting hard this is the year i'm getting so hard uh also my new year's resolution is to cross up more people with an invisible basketball maybe at a euro step i don't know uh all right next up bill stoffers you're gonna tell if you're acutely yeah oh yeah as you see what happened to tom segura that was no like do you see that hank it's he was he and

and burt krischer were playing uh hoops i think it was maybe on new year's eve and like no one guarding him he just went up and he tore like his patella and also like something in his wrist like his whole right side he's he he tore something in his leg and his arm so he can't use crutches it sounds like a stroke i don't even laugh but it was so brutal this is why my if you're gonna play basketball past your 30s don't jump i never jump when i play basketball just stay on the ground box out and stay on the ground lowman wins that's a that's a tip for everyone out there don't jump uh all right the bill's dolphins game okay we are like eerie podcast the dolphins needed to win this game to get in now what should we do what jake you pick you want to go glass well

no actually i'll go glass half full the whole time yeah third pick so the dolphins were embarrassed by the bills and even like more embarrassed by the bills backups because the bill like the bills killed them in the world played more than i thought he did play a lot but then matt barkley came in and he was able to kill them too matt barkley looked like a stud out there this yeah he did so the dolphins defense uh which was not i don't want to say fraudulent because it was good but it also was a little turnover luck like they were the only team to get a turnover every single week uh they kind of fell apart in the moment that you need him the most we've talked about it before but the candy-ass uniform going up north that's tough so the third pick i think they should draft the

quarterback to uh i think might be a bust well he has he has bust tendencies right now like you have to analyze a rookie quarterback you can't just you can't unilaterally say this guy's a bust just yet it's like trying to figure out uh via pre-crime like what kids are going to grow up to be sociopaths there's certain things that you have to look at in your rookie quarterback to know whether or not he's going to be a bust this game was like there were some throws very bad where he would he just missed them high by about 15 feet and and and the offense did not they did put handcuffs on him i will grant all dolphins fans that i'll grant all two of fans that chan gailey clearly didn't like do a great job playing to his strength however every time ryan Fitzpatrick came in and

if ryan Fitzpatrick didn't have coronavirus i think the dolphins probably would have won that game because he would have put him in like in the first quarter and he probably would have kept them in that game and everything would have kind of tilted differently so but the reason i i actually i'm not gonna say that two is a bust and i do i do think that like someone can make the most out of him and he can still be a quarterback in the nfl because i just i wouldn't write someone off that quickly my whole you should draft a quarterback is when are you going to be back in the top three of the draft of a draft that is seemingly loaded with quarterback talent and the jets might not take justin fields at two and we've seen it we saw it with the cardinals i think the jets will

though because they might there was a report may that they were going to try to trade sim yeah they might and don't they might whatever but even if you don't like there's zach wilson and trey lance like there are other guys that are projected to be very good quarterbacks so you're not going to be back in the top three at least you hope not because you're building something and this team was way better than everyone expected is a year early which i would i love saying that whenever your team misses the playoffs by like a little bit like a skoshe just like yeah we're a year early we're a year early we're a year early premature you're not going to be back in the top three for a long time take the quarterback and two still has a ton of value like if you want to trade

to i bet you can get a second round pick for him at least yeah josh rosin this is what the cardinals did and the cardinals do not they do not regret it because they went and they drafted josh rosin realized that he was not what exactly what they wanted kyler murray's there they took kyler murray and they no one in the cardinals is like damn we probably should have just given josh rosin another year again this doesn't saying two is bad it's saying given the circumstances that you have two first round picks because guess what if two is bad the fact that you have you know built up the rest of the roster means diddly poo because your quarterback is bad also you went i think five and eleven in 2019 right five and eleven i think was was a record and the roster

was so much worse than five and eleven you ended up getting fun of them every week yeah yeah yeah yeah no i know i would not do something that bryan floris is a great coach bringing awareness yes that's right you're you're talking about it right now jake bryan floris is a great coach they overachieve this year they have a bright future they have a ton of assets my whole thing is though if the quarterback if you're not a hundred percent on the quarterback everything else doesn't matter right nothing else matters right on your roster if you're not a hundred percent on toa and if you like even this question means they probably aren't a hundred percent the fact that they benched them in key spots means they're probably not a hundred percent so why wouldn't

you be like hey let's trade them and then we'll take a quarterback at three and we'll just fucking keep going from there are you keep them around and you have them compete against the guy that you draft that is a little tough because then it's like both that i think i could see bryan floris doing that though because that's essentially what he did this year with bryan Fitzpatrick was just keep him around have like an open guys open competition but going back to what was it marx flair that talked to us about this yeah when he was like well if that guy isn't able to respond to the competition then he's not going to be the guy anyway and so it's better you find that out earlier than you find it out later toa there was there was one pass today where his receiver

dropped the ball and i'm pretty sure it's because he wasn't expecting the ball to be thrown accurately to him right and like freaked him out that he was at his hands he was like ready to jump for it and it was right on target i don't think like his team obviously doesn't have confidence in him he seems like a good guy that's going to work hard and going to try to get right so why not give it one more season keep him around worst-case scenario like if i was a if i was a really shitty franchise i can't relate because i root for the washington football team but if i was a bad franchise in the f l i would draft a quarterback in the first round almost every year until we found the guy yeah i just take the best quarterback available and just ride with that especially when

you have a the number three pick i the having them compete i think gets tricky because it's just like one of those guys you're gonna lose value on one of those guys and if you draft a guy three and then you're like oh now you're behind two uh okay well what the hell does that send i think you trade to a before the draft and then you draft and you take a quarterback in a quarterback rich draft and you're like boom trade trade two into the fucking jets and go up to two and get just in fields why not why not i actually wouldn't hate that at all yeah um it is tough for the dolphins though because once you get the playoffs in your sights and you're like we are ten and six we could be eleven five it's tough to lose this game especially when ryan fits patrick like this is

going to be a ryan fits patrick revenge game which he's very good at because yep they're like 80% of his games in the nfl is against teams that he's played for uh and he probably they definitely would have been more competitive they probably would have won this game i think if uh if it's patrick was playing well maybe maybe not one but it would have definitely changed the the nature of how it like it was over pretty quickly and that really should like that's more of a credit to the bills being the bills are just there were two teams that uh played their starters going into this like they didn't really need to the bills and the saints both just fucking annihilated the teams that they played and they have to feel like really really good going into the playoffs

doing that like because there is something to be said for playing your guys and kicking the shit out of the opponent and being like yeah we're ready to go because the bills don't miss a beat are the bills a wagon but they also circle the wagon so i don't know what the correct nomenclature they're like a convoy a convoy of wagons circling themselves they're multiple wagons what's the collective plural for for wagon wagon i don't know i'm sure dolphins fans i i feel like i feel like most dolphins fans want to just stick with two i'm just saying that it's not i don't think they're gonna it's not even about two that's the thing like i'm not even it's not even more it's not an indictment i threw it with the cardinal situation and it's more the fact that you have the third

pick and you're not going to have the third like being that high in the draft is not something that you expect the dolphins to do right they had a sixth right right even when they try to tank they'll they'll fuck up and not get the third overall right for a good coach and you're also you don't you don't go from what they did last year to this year to almost making the playoffs and take a step back to being back at the top of the draft like this is moving forward they're going to be a team that's going to be good going forward so take the opportunity now isn't this school guy one of like the highest-rated offensive lineman in a while yes yeah he is he's a massive strong and they're probably to his confidence that's probably what they'll do yeah because that is

probably the safer thing to do i'm just i just think that like nothing nothing nothing matters if you don't think tua is the guy yeah nothing matters nothing matters uh all right and the bills are a wagon and the bills are gonna fucking they're a group of i want uh bills chiefs give it to me a fc championship spread oh yeah guess guess it guess the line no guess what the spread is i'm gonna guess what the spread predict the spread it's guess what the spread is uh i'm going to say bills by seven and a half wrongs bills six and a half over under 52 i like the bills the bills are gonna the bills are going to go to the a fc championship game they just are i'm not i'm knocking to the bills are going to play in the a fc championship game i'm not hopefully in

the snow against andy reed with little crystals forming this snow against the browns oh yeah yeah that's true dude can you imagine they'd have to let fans in both fans it'd have to be like the rose bowl split can you imagine that would be split the fan that would be honestly my dream scenario if you could get those teams together the magical waters of lake eerie on the north side it makes my dog on the south side that same water catches on fire it's truly that is the fountain of youth that is that's the watering hole of western civilization is yes um all right dolphins fans free invite i'm probably gonna we're recording this very late tonight um so we're not gonna be done probably not gonna be asleep till like 3 30 uh let's pick it up at like 10 a.m i'm ready to

debate on twitter 10 a.m we'll have this debate well let's be civil no notes apps let's not be animals about it but we'll have this debate uh all right vikings lions vikings lions really all the the biggest takeaways matt safford it just plays games when he barely can walk uh he's the toughest guy in the nfl and kirk cousins the roughing the passer play was insane if it's so lions that even in games that they don't want to win and no one really is watching they still get screwed the league tried to sneak in a garbage officiating game on the lions on us they didn't think that we're going to be paying attention and it's crazy it's crazy so not only did they have that play but then they also had the touchdown that they took away from the lions later which was like how

no one's explained to me how that's not no it's just the analogy didn't go back it's the calvin johnson rule yeah again that it's a new cal calvin john johnson two point that first one was correct the first which one the first calvin johnson no it wasn't but it's gonna spare no it wasn't but the league i feel like they they use the lions as trial balloons on all their weird officiating rules that don't get brought up against any other franchise they'll try it out on the lions see what the outcry is and then if people speak out enough against it they'll take that and they'll put it on the rest of the league well my theory is that and this should be accepted in the scouting community when you're evaluating a quarterback and you're evaluating the strengths and weaknesses

of a quarterback you should put in the strength column does he look like a little baby weakling when he gets sacked a lot Kirk cousins do the refs have pity on him or a weakness would be is he like cam newton and he's a fucking tank and when he gets sacked but like and gets roughed no one's gonna call it because everyone's like that guy's a tank it was a terrible call but Kirk cousins looked like he was being assaulted i agree because of his just body language was like he turtled and was like ow help please someone help me uh it was a routine sack but i think that's actually a benefit if you're trying to scout a quarterback can your quarterback look like they're getting beat up by a bully when they get sacked and if so bump them up a little in

the draft yeah there's a reason why uh in that picture in Tiananmen Square if it was two tanks running into each other nobody there would have been no international outcry right but on the other hand it's like yeah it was basically Kirk cousins standing in front of that tank yes and he uh Kirk cousins to his credit he did the gritty when he scored touchdown swag instantly makes it a classic swag it's like when Pat Boone covers little Richard or Charlie Daniels being covered by nickel back it just makes it better so Kirk cousins just uh i think he gave the gritty another two three years of longevity i've seen some people you're back i've seen some people get mad because like everyone's ripping off the gritty i i think that's it's like california and louisiana

california new orleans that's where culture comes from mm like it that's a compliment everyone is doing it because they saw you do it first lsu and it was fucking cool yeah i'm a little concerned about mike simmer are you concerned no i'm concerned what you're not i'm concerned because he he's a little checked out mike simmer doesn't get mad like he used to well he's got a young yeah that's what i'm saying billy we talked about that a couple weeks ago since he got the girl i mean he's obviously enjoying himself mm-hmm but he stopped getting pissed off at his team young and that's the problem he lost the fire in his good eye that used to be there after every single play after every single game when he would even when they won he would be

mad at his team yes now he's like he's checked out he's apathetic yeah no i don't like that i missed it i missed that about him like i his face would get almost as red as mike shanahan's used to mm-hmm and he would just sit there just screaming at people with his little elven mouth and it was it was endearing and now it's just like i don't know he just like accepted the fact that his team stinks yeah uh positives going away for both these teams one for the vikings justin jefferson sets the rookie record 1400 uh yards on the dot which is kind of cool in itself uh i like that because we're not going to forget it now nope 1400 yards that's pretty fucking cool and then lions uh the lions are a dumpster fire let's we all know that not

going to pick on them but there is something about that like month stretch two weeks leading up two weeks after when you get a new coach that can really make you feel good anything like you feel like hey we got the guy so just enjoy that whatever whoever it is it doesn't matter it just feels good to have a new coach and be like maybe this is the guy maybe is this guy is going to be a genius and turn around the entire fortune of this franchise that's a fun thing to do you can talk yourself into anything yeah maybe the new coach will take some of our advice that matt patricia just rejected when we visit we had a bunch of awesome ideas he was not remember you remember the sheep that we were going to put right in in the foyer of the facility yep because lions don't

concern themselves with the opinion of sheep and then every player would just have to look away from the sheep whenever they walk past it yep like that that's a great fucking idea matt patricia didn't happen i give you gold like that and you just you you tell me my posture sucks and kick me on your office spit in our face um all right next up patrice 28 jets 14 adam gaze fired i will remember yeah i'm kind of sad i hope he'll get another job i hope so i say that as a joke but maybe with the lions it actually happened i mean you can see all he's got to do is pull up this tape from his days with paint man and be like see this if he's fucking sweet huh all he would have to do is walk into martha ford's office and be like

i would just get off the phone with jay cutler and he said that he is very interested in coming back to play for the detroit lions and then he'd get hired and then jay would be like nah you know what i'm fine i'm just gonna chill down here smoking cigarettes my chickens and um then adam gaze would have a job for two years that's all it takes yep you're dangerously close to hiring adam gaze yep i i am gonna remember i'm gonna miss him um i'm sad that he got fired sad that he got fired leagues better with adam gaze funnier yeah and the jets had a little pep at the end uh the patriots what seven and nine like i don't know i'm i just assume that they'll figure out a way to draft like an incredible quarterback and like the fifth round and then

they'll probably be back i don't know right yeah they said cam's not coming back they officially i mean that was a no-brainer i don't know what's gonna happen with cam but how do you feel hank like you no one's turned on bella check right no no what's the cap what does it matter what's the cap situation like because i know that bill was you know he also had a bunch of players be honest be honest is there a small part of you that is actually like tiny bit looking forward to no pressure in the playoff yes i had a great day today yeah it was like very enjoyable no stakes no pressure yeah no concerns no i do enjoy football i could totally see are you rooting for the box i'm dreading next sunday oh well that's a tough question are you rooting for the box

answer the question hey no it's a it's a simple question are you rooting for the tampa bay are you or are you not a narc i in my heart i yeah no what yes i think that's a yes let me okay let's do it this way that's a yes i'm gonna say two sentences to you you tell me which one makes you feel good washington football team beats the tampa bay buck in years 20 to 10 yes i that would make me feel better than if the box won but if the box win i'm obviously gonna root for them on the for the rest of the playoffs okay thank you we're all in there you go on the football team unless i decide to bet on the box i won't bet on the i won't bet on the box how about that okay that's fair i won't bet on the box it's seven and a half is that fair i don't care what you guys

do i will but i will not bet on the box wrap listen to what you guys it's i'm keeping this all i'm being nice i'm saying i will not bet i don't like them it's seven and a half i'm just i'm moving forward right now with my team i think that's disrespect to the washington football i think so too i mean he's gonna have to go north into the into the elements i i'm hoping to god that it's a rainy day in raljon maryland or maybe some grapple and some sleep i'm hoping well it's going to be a night game tom brady let's talk about it he starts sundowning at seven my theory yep he can't he stinks in prime time he has tom brady let's one three let's is it one and three and he's gotten killed a couple times yes uh so let's talk about that game bucks falcons mike

evans that was a big story broke randy moss's record seven straight seasons of a thousand yards and then gets hurt in the next play and i don't like what were the bucks playing for they were playing for mike evans to break that record well and also antonio brown love someone like tom brady loves antonio brown because he needed 45 receptions to make a quarter million dollars and in the last two minutes uh tom brady gave him three shovel passes i think they're in love they're in love that's the theory they're in love they're in love or tom brady as we know is was antonio brown's landlord for a while that this might just be like rent yeah that's true oh to know that he can get paid yes yeah antonio brown's like hey tom like covid yeah pay you know things

are going on that's a good theory you're right hank you're absolutely right that was just tom brady being like rents do here's three shovel passes but you know that antonio brown's still gonna be like no the check hasn't come in yet right and still not pay tom brady yes tom will be like let's just let's just french for a while and we'll call it even um the bucks nothing wrong with that i don't know what the but like i'm starting to believe in the bucks a little bit because they have their offense does look a lot better and i know the falcons don't have any pass rush but then again i i think of like some of the games they played against really good teams like and they looked terrible they look terrible against the saints they look terrible against

the rams not terrible bad they looked uh terrible against the bears which by the way people were giving me shit for that people were giving me shit for saying for sneaking the bears into the conversation about how the bucks uh lost to all playoff teams and i know who else is guess what the bears are in the playoffs you know who else is a playoff team that they have to play next week the bucks have to play only playoff teams from here on out that's tough break for the buccaneers because they do not do well let's see they beat the falcons not in the playoffs lions not in the play no all they're all five of their losses one two saints twice for bears uh rams and chiefs the only playoff team they beat was the green bay

packers that's it and you know what if the giants had beaten the buccaneers the giants would be in the playoffs and so with the bucks and that would also establish the giants as being a playoff team because they beat the buccaneers right so this so that's actually no the giants didn't beat the bucks i know i'm saying oh yeah the giants had been in the box yeah correct they would have that would also fit the mold correct so yeah the only the only playoff team they beat was the packers yeah so there we go i just saw you see that in 10 seconds i just sold myself in the box and out of the box just like that i'm out on the box so the bucks the bucks are very good offensively they just they just are they've they've got i mean obviously mike evans is going to be

a big hole for them if he's not going to be able to play but uh with godwin and the running game looks not bad like linard frenet occasionally looks like he's alive that's the nicest compliment that i can pay a lot of offense he's alive is the defense not bad i might actually tom brady looked like on one play he might have banged his thumb he looked like he might be hurt i just want to put that out in the universe you there was a moment where he was hand you were you had you had already beaten the box you're already in the next round no i'm just saying tom brady's health is being called into question by you by many i mostly i've seen a lot of reports really yeah from who i just all over the internet all over the internet like people are buzzing about it so he might have a

hurt thumb he's got a history of hurt thumbs it's true mike evans is going to be out ish maybe um i'm going to miss the falcons yeah so i don't know what the falcons are going to do i'm going to miss having him around are they going to trade matt ryan because matt ryan on the 49ers makes a hell of a lot of sense yeah i don't know why you do that inside your own conference though i don't think the i don't care no i don't think the falcons i think the falcons the falcons could get back to the trade matt ryan it's not they're not like hey we'll be we'll probably have to meet the 49ers and matt ryan soon i don't know it just always feels weird to trade a starting quarterback like that i i i just i know that would obviously make a hell of a lot of sense because of kyle shanahan

and like that's it feels like the 49ers were snake button all year and that could be an instant bounce back just say what i don't i still kind of believe in jimmy g say what you want about the falcons but they've they've given us so much entertainment yeah and they're not a terrible team at all they're like they're like a shitty calling coward time they're like a shitty great action movie like a stephen segal movie yeah i love watching them and they're always exciting and i always feel better after i watch them but like i don't want to like put up a stephen segal poster in my bathroom they're a great they're a fun fast sports car that breaks down all the time okay you love to own it you look cool in it but then you're gonna end up on the side better

get triple a gold if you're gonna have the falcons as your sports car because that's really what it like they are fun bad they they are very fun we always say it like if you're gonna be bad at least have some fun they have fun when they're bad like they're they're fun to watch our under siege two that's a great movie um all right giants cowboys the gooch recovery uh that was we the nfc east ending the way it did today was so perfect not only the washington football team in the eagles game but which by the way where i just looked and twitter is still ablaze because doug peterson said he was coaching to win yep listen far be it from me to argue with doug peterson the man won a super bowl doug peterson beat the patriots he beat bill belichick the best coach of all time

in the super bowl so i'm not going to sit here and play armchair coach second string you know i'm not going to guess what he's doing uh i don't have the credentials to do that so i trust him when he says that nate sudfeld gave the eagles the best chance to win that game yeah i'm looking to jaylen hurts i guess was was pissed yeah the sideline he was very mad he was saying like that's what i'm saying i think the eagles players are going to be pissed about this i don't yeah i did like how wane gallman almost goofed the ball like he the ball almost went entirely into his but so it was andy dalton throws a terrible pick and then wane gallman fumbles into his asshole and that was how this game he stripped himself as he was running he sat

on the ball as if it were an egg i don't know does internal possession count can't if you squoze the ball hard enough in your butthole in your rectum i still don't know how i called that where you could stand up yeah and then walk with the ball off to the sidelines like does that do you have possession because that seems like you have you have a pretty securely possessed at that point i i'll tell you what pft i follow some instagram models that would be great running backs if that was the case yeah great you could check out big dumpers on instagram right big underscore dumpers could you eat a football yeah probably you could put it under your shirt like what if you had no like actually physically eat yeah like what if you hand the ball to a running

back and you bit into it kobi ashi became the the best slot receiver in the week yeah you bite in the football deflate it and eat it real quick does that count as possession yeah i think so actually i mean that would but then you could so then you get tackled yeah right you got a football inside your stomach right um i don't understand how mike mccarthy doesn't smash a watermelon before this game how do you not do it how do you not do it you're the watermelon guy do the funny trick i think it's because it's out of season and he couldn't fly with one unbelievable and we told everybody in the trusted area you do not sell mike mccarthy watermelon it's true so giants i don't i i'm backing on believing on daniel jones he looked good today

looks spry and if you're mike mccarthy you had a bad weekend because not only did you not make the playoffs which wasn't you know you lost so you didn't deserve to make the playoffs but then obviously the night game happened but kellen moore turned down the boysy state job and now kellen moore got a three-year extension as the oc and kellen moore is essentially the head coach and waiting for the dallas cowboys yeah he's just breathing he's breathing on mike mccarthy's considerable size neck brutal just feeling hot all game long if the cowboys stumble even a little bit out of the gate unless mike mccarthy buys a watermelon farm kellen moore's gonna be the head coach yeah what was jerry jones saying going to this game he was saying like there's certain

holes he's seen some exotic holes in life and he knows when to hit him he's like this sure this is a hole i gotta get inside of right now and you know what like it kind of was this this nfc east was so far wide open that you know like it was very close like you could have won this football game and then if doug peterson isn't a clown uh then you make the playoffs i'm sure jerry jones would be very happy about that but there's no chance that kellen moore turns down the boysy state gig if he doesn't have like a little pow wow with jerry on board the bus a few fingers of johnny walker blue he's like okay let's just stop let's cut the shit and start being real with each other kellen uh you're my guy after like three losses next season right right right i yeah i mean that's i don't

that's a terrible weekend to have it's a terrible week you look like there's something remember the dez funny business with the covet test and everything mm-hmm if that's doubt if dallas had won imagine the kind of hijinks uh jerry jones would have done to make sure that the eagles lost that game or won that game oh yeah i mean there would be there'd be a lot of conspiracies out there yeah but because it's the football team and we've been like strictly and we're incapable of blackmail if every time we try to blackmail somebody it ends up in the washington post the next day so like we can't get away with shit jerry jones if that had happened with him yeah we would all be like shadow commissioner jerry jones put the fix in right absolutely um

all right uh you want to do so i do agree with you about the giants by the way i think the giants will be a good football team next year yeah i know they overachieve this year joe judge is a good coach i will i will admit that i actually kind of like rooting for joe judge like any coach that has the balls to punch their offensive line coach is okay in my book yes yes um all right uh pft i'm thinking about eating healthy yeah big cat if i have one piece of advice for 2021 it's uh get hard this is the year this is the year if you want to get hard you can use hello fresh with hello fresh you get fresh pre-measured ingredients and mouth watering seasonal recipes delivered right to your door hello fresh lets you skip those trips to the grocery store it makes home cooking easy fun and

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privately uh i expressed my concerns erin rogers loves nothing more than shitting down my throat it's just a fact it's a fact that i admit i hate him but i also will at least say he's the mvp and guess what he's fucking good and he lives to kick the shit out of the bears in the city of chicago and me that's just fact so i thought this is going to be a long day he loves it he was wearing his stupid fucking turtleneck he just loves being out there and doing the the cheating at the line of scrimmage and like oh i'm gonna shit down the bear's throat whatever that first drive i was like oh man game script eight eight minutes touchdown mitch looks good i don't know why i bought my back into it i don't know why i thought they could win that game they couldn't they're not like a great

team they're eight and eight they backed into the playoffs but i'm not gonna apologize and that fourth and one call by matt nagy was the dumbest play call i've ever seen again like i don't know how you're bringing this guy back who like in his post game made it seem like maybe it was the players that screwed it up dude you're the fucking head coach i don't care how it happens it's on you it's your fault so the defense is a mess right now roquan smith might be out for the game the saints are a better football team like in every phase but again i'm gonna enjoy the ride i'm gonna enjoy watching my team play in the playoffs for maybe hopefully four hours maybe only an hour who knows it's gonna be on nicolodian could you imagine not being the nicolodian everyone was waiting with

bated breath hoping that they would be the inaugural nicolodian playoff game guess what only one team gets it it's the chicago bears also the first ever seventh seed in the nfc that's right it's making history remember us that's right and they should have the big orange remember the snick couch that they said out there by the fire just have that on the sidelines for the bears so that they can rotate their quarterbacks in and out of the game although i do think that there is a chance like if you if you hit drew breeze in his boobies we've lost we lost the saints earlier this year in the overtime if you hit drew breeze you can win the game if you hit him if you don't injure him badly so i think that if you knock drew breeze out of the game okay taste him he'll

comes in and next thing you know he's pulling the air and rogers and he's he's dumping his Mormon loads in your mouth if you hurt drew breeze but make him not hurt but not injured yeah you need to hurt him not injure him then you get like the 60 percent drew breeze that is not as good as the hundred percent taste him hill i don't i do not care that the bears are not a very good football team all i care is they're in the playoffs and i'm gonna enjoy it i'm gonna enjoy this week guess what i'm gonna enjoy every fucking day monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday i'm gonna enjoy every single one of those days being like hey my team has a playoff game this week that is fun that's fun as a fan to be excited about that now again when we get to the game

it might not be enjoyable and oh it's definitely not gonna be enjoyed and if for some reason the bears pull off a semi-miracle i think they actually are the biggest underdogs in the uh wild card round or sorry yeah wild card round by the way special thank you to you pft and the washington football team for making the playoffs at seven and nine which takes a little heat off the bears being like eight and eight and not good happy to do it and again not gonna apologize not gonna apologize we're they're not a project so wait so if they win though yeah would it be the biggest underdog to ever win no as i say then we have to go to green bay and then get shit down my throat again okay yeah that's good but at least you don't have to go there this week like that actually

that's kind of nice that you don't have to go that's what's gonna i actually think the bears are going to win this game solely so erin rogers can shit down my throat again do it for zack miller they're just remember that you're in the super bowl dude i'm still mad about it listen they that was a fucking touchdown the enough o oz one he's he based off he's he lost his leg he did so for that touchdown i'm gonna guess i'm gonna attempt to predict the spread yeah well i already tipped it yeah i know but that was that was you that wasn't me i i worked with the information that i'm given right here uh bears at the saints saints by nine and a half nine over under 48 that's disrespectful to the chicago bears but not really because they're not that good uh

like i don't know what i did i think people like people think they're hurting me when they're like the bears are frauds and like the bears are not good you know you can't hurt me because i know i know what the bears are they aren't they're like a better they're an average team that if they were in the afc wouldn't be in the playoffs they're in the nfc so i'm not gonna apologize and who the fuck knows i don't care i do not care i'm monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday i'm gonna enjoy every single one of those fucking days this week because my team's in the playoffs so say what you want about it as a podcast but we're not delusional i think we know pretty much except when you guys are watching a football team in the nfc championship the watching football

team could make there's a path there's a path the path is everybody gets injured or catches coronavirus except for the football team but like we get it we get it we're not we don't think that our teams are the best in the nfc we don't think that they're in the top three in the nfc but you know what we do think they're it's fun to watch football instead of not watching say it with me and i am going to watch football this weekend and the football team that i watch play football is going to be playing against another football team on saturday night there's only six games this weekend and my team gets to playing one of them again just say it to yourself over and over monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday i'm gonna enjoy every single day this week i'm gonna

read articles i am i'm gonna read fucking articles i'm gonna read match-up breakdowns i'm gonna read pump up the game keys to the game quotes from the players i'm going to uh consume it all and i'm going to enjoy it all and i'm going to watch the games on saturday and be like guess what my team gets to still play guess what not the first team eliminated that's a fact the bears were not the first team eliminated in the 2020-21 playoffs okay that's just a fact and nicolody and sponge bob what's up we i will watch that game on a live stream because it's sunday afternoon and we will have at least two tv's on the nicolodian stream i'm very much looking forward to that like i want to see the i was promised googly eyes i want to see googly eyes all over the place do you think do you

think jubri's ribs will be better they should they want to be glowing i want to see like his ribs glowing i also understand that there is a chance and i love the city of new orleans and every time we've been there the people have been unbelievable but there is a chance that if the bears do somehow pull off a miracle and jubri's looks bad that i will like never be allowed back in orleans because i've said some shit it would be very interesting if james came in and beat the bears that would be something that would be so so sad it'd be so bitter sweet no just bitter it would be very very bitter because i'd be like holy shit we're gonna get so many picks so the formula is that at times the bear david johnson is too good he scores too quick so like that first drive david montgomery david

montgomery sorry david montgomery if he scores too quick sometimes he needs to limit the run he needs to have the runs not the run version 3.0 yeah so like that remember we were talking with uh monk in the other week about army's offense just like taking the soul out of you via these long drives so just don't try to get 20 30 yard run just get a series of of six yard runs agreed every single time agreed and that you know what they can't score if they don't have the ball yeah it's a fact also just one last thing for the the packers because guess what they're good okay i'm not last year again i say it how i feel like i last year i thought they were frauds i i thought that in my heart i knew that they played a man football team this year they're better i do think

their defense is better i'm worried about them going to the super bowl i'm just i'm just give me a chance give me a chance late in the game where marquez valdez scantling has to make a catch and he will not and i will love that anyone that's all i want anyone with that many that's all i want on the back of their uniform that's all i want can't be a prime time that's all i want that's all i want all right uh raiders broncos best shootout we didn't even watch didn't watch it didn't watch it i bet i bet on the broncos plus three there you go uh the john gruting finishes eight and eight which i guess you can weirdly be like all right well we're we're moving in the right direction eight and eight is like it's a season that didn't happen right vick fangio staying true lock maybe i

don't know jerry judy had that huge long touchdown that reminded me of the t-bow touchdown that was pretty cool isn't good pass by drew but yeah jerry judy is fast as fuck how has alabama ever lost the football game yeah it's crazy it's crazy they're just fast they're just really really fast um and yeah that was that game all right uh if you're mad about that i mean again we just they red zone didn't even show yeah i'm sorry like we i would have watched more of it if it had been on the tv if it meant anything right um but i think that even if you're a raiders fan you're probably not super excited to hear the breakdown of this game right it is when you finish eight and eight it is like the season didn't happen at all well unless you make the playoffs playoffs in which case

it's a great fucking year not gonna but if you finish eight and eight don't make the playoffs you just kind of turn the page and you go to you fast forward to next season you're in the exact same place but you have to look at your roster be like was am i more excited about this roster going into this season than i was last year if you're the raiders i don't think you are no i think maybe maybe what's gonna happen with uh with mariota and derrick car i don't know who know i could see john groen do anything there's some young players that you like yeah that's cool the nice thing about the raiders is waller they win games they win games on the road yeah that's cool six and two on the road beat the chiefs beat the chiefs

yep uh colt jaguars i the colts love to get leads and then slowly give them away and make everything interesting i they're in the playoffs congratulations colt you have to say that the phil rivers experiments a success because they went to they're in the playoffs yep like that is how you judge it you got him to get to the playoffs you're in the playoffs you were a decent team the phil part last year you're now a team that that was able to sustain it get some help from the bills and get to the playoffs now um you have to go to buffalo which is going to be tough i just phil rivers like when he he he climbs the pocket to nowhere he climbs the pocket to nowhere and then throws it like even when he has to throw it uh like a five yard out it's very difficult i feel

like i've seen these teams play in the playoffs before and they haven't it's frank right yeah and colors frank right and colors frank right played against the bills in the playoffs bills yeah i know yes that is true but bills can you find that for us have the bills in the colts ever played in the playoffs playoff matchup see the problem is it's all going to be recent yeah it's going to be new stuff hmm i think the bills are going to kick the shit out of it but yeah the the colts they were such a weird team this year they were up and down at times they looked like they were dominant and then at other times like they were just week to week they were super inconsistent and uh good for them for using jacobi brissette to hand the ball off a couple times i don't believe

so yeah okay that's one of those uh baronstein bears things yeah those colors look like they should have played each other yes yes uh this is going to be a fun game i'm excited i it is like i do think the bills are getting a little disrespect paying the one o'clock saturday game which you know the espia is that espia this year cbs okay espia there is an x it's ravens titans espia right oh oh jimmy bataro has been doing work jimmy bataro just fucking glad handing roger gadel it worked man yeah you got a good game so this game what the spread on this i'm going to guess oh yeah go ahead guess guess seven and a half six and a half wait we already guessed it did we i'm i'm fucking delusional i think we did it when we did the bill oh yeah i think i probably

got it right the first time yeah you just got it right i'm delusional my brain's not working it's it's one o'clock in the morning this is when we usually turn on uh american ninja warrior it's coming on it's coming and uh it's like it's been well we got we got five games left and we i'm making up i'm making up playoff games inside my own head yeah where you can see this myself tom brayden's injured what happens is something like terrible happens during the nicolodian game and then explain it with like spongebob oh they'll just slime them they'll slime the whole screen no i think they will i think they'll slime the screen and then they'll come back like a like a justin fields hit type scenario in the nicolodian how would spongebob explain that billy scowsky made

a great hit billy you did that and it didn't play yeah it was terrible what tell us real quick it was really awkward tell us real quick so i was like with a mixed group of people in my family what do you remember all social distancing uh what do you mean mixed group what does that mean what does billy mean i don't know i don't know if it's racist or sexist yeah mixed company like how many dicks how many chicks it was just like would you're a couple would i want to hang out with this couple acquaintances and i whipped out the spongebob laugh and it really didn't hit no one laughed mad awkward yeah do it again that's funny that's on the hilarious on that yeah i use a spongebob laugh and they're like what the fuck dude fuck that billy it's a great litmus test to figure out whether

or not they're cool they fail yeah they don't they don't burn uh bills by six and a half that's what i'm guessing yeah you're right no chargers chiefs will whip through this one i i mean the chiefs sat everyone chat and he wasn't that bad and the chargers of course had the perfect charger season finished seven and nine seven of nine losses by one score yep perfect that is the perfect you got to get rid of anthony lin you have a future that is very very bright they are like the opposite of what we talked about with the dolphins we're like you know justin herbert your guy that's got to feel really really good oh if you're a chargers fan you feel very good about this cool uniforms yeah went went toe to toe with the chiefs twice you know they beat the chiefs

but it was the backups but they remember like week four they they lost an overtime to chiefs um but yeah all right next up rams cardinals thank you los angeles rams thank you john wolford i don't know what the cardinals were doing uh kyler murray got hurt something called the chris streveller came in which was john wolford versus chris streveller for the playoffs was a hell of a game and then kyler murray comes back in the cardinals i they i actually think they just gave up because they did give up they had third and 18 they ran an option play with a hurt kyler murray and then they punted the ball with 424 left down two scores and the playoffs on the line and that was it so i think what went through cliff's brain was he sees kyler murray in the game

tries to run him sees that he's not able to pull off the kyler murray offense and he's like well that's all that's all that we plan for so i'm not going to have him run a traditional offense so let's just punt on this one let's just give up so like cliff kingsbury he waved the white flag on the entire season yep like they actually could have made the playoffs this was it was delivered to them on gold platters yes like you were playing john wolford you were playing john wolford you were up and you played to lose against john wolford i'm i'm revoking his quarterback whisperer card cliff i'm revoking your offensive guru mastermind card yeah i this was this is the biggest indictment on on cliff kingsbury that he's ever produced thus far this game was his master

explaining to everybody else what we saw in him which was big time fraud yeah and either rams defense played really really well jill and ramsey like locked down deandre hopkins again it was christ strever who i feel bad for the guy because he had to come in john wolford also like hilarious uh team photo shot people were saying he looks like a mcpoil i don't care i love the guy i'll forever love the guy i hope jared gets healthy i hope maybe blake plays i'm excited for the seahawks rams game because i do think the rams like the rams have had weird games they lost the jets obviously but they're very good they're maybe not very good but they're a good team and they're a good coach team and they have a good defense and i think they're gonna be a hard out for like if they beat the seahawks

i who knows because who would they play i mean would they play the saints like there'd be a bad matchup for the saints i think so i'm looking at chris streveller google images right now he actually has an elite google image sir yeah because he won the gray because he won the gray cup and he partied like a rock shout out chris streveller for winning the great he and all neighbor he's he's pretty photogenic he kind of looks like if you put uh ryan fits patrick through a ryan reynolds filter if one of those existed um so yeah his i mean he's chugging out of what appears to be a jv stanley cup in one of these pictures but uh but yeah the rams they if they get golf back then they could do some damage in the playoffs but john wolford isn't going to make

that happen yeah so uh you want to guess the uh what's the spread on that game i'm going to guess and let's talk about the seahawk 49ers while we do that so golf is not going to be back for this game i'm going to guess we don't know that i'm i'm we don't know that thinking he might not i when i'm putting this spread out there i'm going to say it like jerry golf is not going to be back i'm gonna say seahawks by nine four and a half what i think he's gonna be back four and a half four and a half 42 and a half i mean remember these are they've played three times this would be their third game they know each other i think i don't want to say this if golf's back then yeah four and a half makes sense kind of like the under if bordel's is playing they know

these teams know each other uh all right so the seahawks did beat the 49ers um weird game shout out cj bethard swag wrong i was wrong billy apologies that that cover that he got us i guess it was kind of his fault that we almost didn't cover because he fumbled but then it was his fault that we were covering before they almost didn't cover right so uh the seahawks often it's very weird the seahawks season is so weird because the first half of the season they were the best offense in the league worst defense now their defense looks like average which is pretty much all they need but their offense is herky jerky like they weren't they were bad they were losing nine to six in the fourth quarter and then i think they scored three touchdowns in the fourth um i

don't know do you you have the in the nfc real quick and we'll just lump in because we're we're trying to we've gone long and we're trying to wrap up so the saint's panthers also happened james went in for three seconds and got an unsportsmanlike conduct he got to save though it was awesome he got to save it was fucking awesome that's what did he do to get that he threw his body into a defender like in a comic like like kind of like after the play that's what james does he's a fucking slapstick comedian and he's great at it so let's do it real quick but first before before you get into anything on this game but are we sure that christian mccaffrey is okay i don't know i haven't heard from him is he alive all i know is that whenever he comes back he'll run the ball

40 times he's and then he'll get hurt but i don't know if he's alive yeah well he's on his commercials he's what he's missed 13 14 games no i think he played more than remember he came back for a couple games and then got hurt again because they ran him too much i feel like he's missed he's alive about 13 games oh is that confirmed billy how do you know live how do you fucking know he was kissing his girlfriend christian mccaffrey three games this year three games he played felt like november 8th he yeah he returned and got hurt again um give me your the nfc wouldn't you say like i actually think that no offense to us we're not gonna apologize we're not gonna apologize but i actually would contend that everyone except us can go to the super bowl let's see i i actually i could you

could spin something in my head where i could see it the rams obviously be the outside because of the golf thing but outside of the bears in the washington football team again we're not apologizing i love that we're the two teams and everyone's like fucking get out of here guys like this sucks that's you're terrible when you look at when you look at these two teams we are the official podcast of not apologizing for our teams being sucky and getting and then you compare them to the in fc playoff structure it's probably like a lot of people that look at the top of like the itunes podcast charts and it's like new york times the daily yeah in pr and then our two fat asses sitting there talking about dicks all the time yep trying to weave in a ham fisted hitler analogy to the afc

west we're like yeah that's just yeah that's us baby yeah we're here baby love us warts and all yeah we are uh we're like wake forest and duke in the acc we're here in football not basketball although basketball basketball really yeah we actually stink uh but yeah you could make that argument big cat i think that there's it's probably um slim chance that that either the football team or the chicago bears made the super bowl this year yeah but there is it we're in the chip in it chip in a chair there is a chance chip in a chair um but yet don't you think that like the nfc you could the packers obviously can go to super bowl they're they're they're they're their prohibitive favorites because of the buy and they're probably the best team the saints absolutely

if they're if the saints are playing their best they they can beat everyone yep the box just by the fact that they kick the shit out of the packers and you got to put them in there the seahawks like the fact that their defense is average and if they're offense like russell wilson i'll never count him out and then the rams the rams have beaten the sea they beat the seahawks right at one point this year let's see yeah the rams recently beat the seahawks they beat the seahawks they beat the the box like the rams and erin donald's the best player in the playoffs like the rams are in there too they beat the rams or they lost the rams and then they beat the rams a couple weeks ago so so yeah every every every team put ours could could go to the super bowl theoretically i i would

say they're all not like they're there are no frauds in the nfc playoffs except for the washington football in the chicago bears but we're not frauds because you know what we're just we're we're the fun guys that show up to the party and it's like we're not going to steal your girlfriend we keep it we're going to fucking just play some beer pong make some jokes maybe fall through a table and have some laughs we keep it light and you know what no threat bro you know what we're the glue guys of the nfc we're making sure that we're making sure that the sains and the bucks get a nice tune up bro we're not even gonna hit on your girlfriend like we won't even talk to her we don't talk to jigs i'm just i'm just gonna get drunk chicks be chicks being the super bowl trophy we don't even

talk we don't even look at that shit we're here to fucking have a good ass time now that said if she comes on to me like i don't know i don't know if we don't listen no if she comes on if she comes on to us we won't even be able to pick up the signs i don't know i don't know if she won't realize what's happening what if i'm blackout no if i'm blackout and she comes on to us i don't i can't make any promises we won't even know what's going on it's not gonna happen it's not gonna happen and even if i tried my dick wouldn't work because i'd be too blackout so we're tapping the keg we'll do some keg stands i also think that we'll hop in the pool we're gonna have a fucking great ass time you could make the argument that the top four teams maybe top five teams

in the nfc as a whole are they better than the top five teams yes in the afc oh absolutely the afc to me no offense to everyone in the afc but it's the bills and the chiefs and maybe the ravens what about the browns i like the browns but i don't i i think even browns fans would say like to win three games against you'd have to beat the cheese you'd have to beat like the stealers yeah that's gonna be pretty tough with those browns those browns from that first half against the titans a few weeks ago the browns those browns could do it okay so the browns the browns are our friends that are also showing up to the party they have a tiny bit of game they have a little bit i think they will wink they will do the thing where they think they caught eyes with your

girlfriend across the bar but like not actually like they're like oh did i just catch did we just lock eyes no you didn't but you almost did whereas we don't even look at the check i think the browns are gonna show up they're they show up with a girlfriend already there yeah and they're like i'm look at they show off their girlfriend and it's like look how hot she is i'm doing pretty well for myself right guys see i think and then they leave at like 11 30 because they're gonna go home and have a good time with their growth they're already happy they're happy to just yeah so you get to be there yeah um all right last up titans texans i just i i wish the texans could play every playoff game because every single one of their games is fun and stupid and ridiculous it always ends

up with tashawn wasing losing in a horrific fashion he led the league in passing this year that's crazy does jj watt hate texans fans for not showing up to this game for not leading that defense after that impassioned speech that he gave them last week yep uh you got you have to question a guy like that have to question his leadership jj there were a lot of kids out there we're watching you today pay your salary and shout out tractor cito 2k should be in the mvp conversation it's erin roger's mvp but he should at least be considered because the last running back to win an mvp was 2012 a jerry peterson who ran for 2000 yards do you remember um this is like maybe 10 weeks ago when we're talking about russell wilson not ever getting mvp vote yeah

he's not going to get an mvp vote this year i think someone might throw him on you think there'll be one person that's like hey just that we you know what i actually wouldn't hate i won't i won't vote for in roger's i won't either so i'll vote for derrick henry i'm not going to hate i'm i will be excited if somebody does vote for uh russell wilson just because we can stop having the conversation oh wait derrick henry or russell wilson what are you saying no russell i'm saying like russell wilson has never got he's getting zero he's not going to get any correct yes derrick henry might get what i would be okay if one person voted for russell wilson just to troll we don't have to go through this again next year yeah um but yeah derrick henry should get a lot of it i

would vote for derrick henry for mvp mvp i think roger's mvp it fucking kills me to say it but derrick henry should absolutely get votes maybe a split mvp like uh who's a mcnear and patin yeah that was a nice year yeah that was cool um also just shout out the titans for 18 seconds left uh tie ball game on their own 20 and they're like fuck it full send and like that was so awesome no teams don't do that teams don't say and they should that was a great idea because if you get to the the way that game was going if you get to the to the coin flip it's literally a coin flip like it's you know like when you get to overtime if you have a decent defense it's not really a coin flip it's like hey we can get a stop no whoever won the coin flip was going to win the

game because they were going to score because that's how the game was going so i i think that ryan tanhill even though he didn't have a great statistical game today he had i think 200 yards dude getting run he he looked fast today yeah and ryan tanhill in the cold like when they played in the snow up in green bay the other week he looked so slow yes he does not like being outside when it's cold outdoors i don't know if the titans they just their defense is so bad except for the boy except for the boy the boy is always fucking ball he is he's playing he's playing well marshal newhouse got another boy in the game he lined up too far off the line that wasn't fair that wasn't fair you should be allowed to he was just wherever your quarterback didn't get hurt right um oh american

ninja warriors on there we go this is out there all right uh we will have tons of playoff talk we're going to have the low man trophy coming on tuesday what time tonight tuesday night at six p.m six p.m live cast right before the heisman the only trophy that matters uh so we will have that presented by chevy presented by chevy so get ready for that and then we'll have a bunch of playoff content coming up because we're fucking excited to be invited to the party um all right let's do the back half of the show who's back football guy of the week uh college football let's do it all before we get to football guy of the week i want to talk to you guys about simply safe everyone wants to keep their home and their family safe whether it's from a break in a fire

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to finish us up on uh the end of the nfl regular season all right football guy the week go ahead jake all right last one of the year start off with Cincinnati whoa whoa whoa we'll do it in the playoffs yeah football guy the week we've got a lot of national championship and then we've got football until february this is actually when football guys like really come out of the woodwork because there's no football yeah well uh awl tweet me your nominees because we're done with less volume right right it's only four nominees yeah it's gonna be quality over quantity you know what let's let's have let's do this okay jake you've done a wonderful job this regular we're gonna hand it off to the awl no no we hand it off to my guy billy billy you are gonna be in charge of

football guy the week for the playoffs no no no not stripped not stripped that was an incredible job well done your dolphins didn't make the playoffs so you don't make the playoffs fine you know what you consider it a promotion james kowski football guy the week billy billy you're just sick it was fun right now uh you're supervising billy okay so jakes now your boss yeah you're his editor all right here we go uh Cincinnati cornerback justin harris after losing the peachfold to georgia he watched the entire trophy presentation on the field by himself i love it just just eating it just staring at it so he's not gonna forget and in the tweet that accompanied it was so funny he was like watch out for this guy he's gonna be the hungriest guy next year he's gonna be the best

quarterback for Cincinnati yes lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford started the season finale against the Vikings despite dealing with an ankle rib and thumb injury in a totally meaningless game this is why Matthew Stafford should be in the hall of fame yeah he knows that he his hall of fame uh resume is not going to be based on playoff wins because he has none it's going to be based on stats overall touchdowns and being like top five and passing all time when he does retire at age like 45 with 16 vertebrates bro yeah being super tough being the toughest person to ever exist in the nfc north and as far as i'm gonna turn like as far as quarterbacks go yeah brett farve was pretty tough but you know what like he also got to play for winning teams right you know much more tough you

have to be to play for teams that suck all the time listen i think we've said this before but ben rossberger when he looks in the mirror he sees matthew stafford that's what he wants to be mm-hmm next up alabama head coach nick saban uh on adapting to recruiting during a pandemic this is during a pre-rosable press conference he said you adapt or die the dinosaurs didn't and they aren't around anymore it's a fact i mean they just built meteor shields like they should have they be fun it also is we're gonna get to the college football playoff but nick saban has completely adapted uh i actually read an article like the the member the kick six game it was in that game that nick saban decided that he was going to change everything because auburn kept on

beating him with the rpo he's like if they can block this far downfield i'm just going to start recruiting different athletes and beat everyone that way and he's done it yeah nick saban is i nick saban is uh he doesn't get enough credit for that though because like old coaches usually die you think about nick saban as being like an old school football guy which he very much is but he was also the one of the first like great coaches be like you know what fuck i'm just going full send on the future it's i'm going to become a person from the future and still be the same brand of pissed off football right it's it's it's actually incredible how he essentially changed his entire philosophy and now just puts up like 70 points every game i like to think the mistary

contributed to it mistary is probably just like harp on him all the time behind the scene okay nick nick you got to get those those failures that can run downfield but maybe some verts maybe some real lean for verts maybe don't make your offensive line eat quite so much cornbread go full send uh and then lastly i had elie manning i also saw a late submission frank rike do you see what he did with the scoreboard he told him to turn off the scoreboard at lucas little stadium so the Colts could i guess focus on themselves but elie uh tweeted not sure what to wear for the giants game today my jersey or my birthday suit yeah we all know that that patin would have gone birthday suit wait probably right on top of a trainer's face yep hold on for all guys don't make dumb

jokes wait it also frank right yeah well he's corny dad i actually love the elie seamless so what do we think for the last one frank well frank right i actually noticed that you left one out jake let's hear it uh rick carl from uh the tuscalusa whatever i don't know times or whatever wv atm 13 you probably know this is not a football guy you probably might know him as the guy that went fishing with nick sabin yeah so he had this happened while we were on break but he said uh coach sabin nick sabin held his rosebowl press conference today and a reporter addressed the coach as high sabin his name is coach sabin not nick not sabin here's why and then he put it he linked us all to his facebook page uh which i won't read the whole thing but essentially he was like

you have to call him coach coach sabin he's not your friend uh and and this is coming from a guy who wants fished with him in he's been in my dingy he said so uh don't you think he should be football guy the week for respecting coaches to the utmost i think respecting the biz to that to that degree is a very solid resume to put on football guy the week i like you can also get around this with a life hack because i agree that every coach that has ever put on a whistle and held a clipboard you're then coach for the rest of your life to those players that you coached at that point you can just you can just name your kid coach if you want to yeah how sweet would that be i i like that he also gave immediate respect he gave the coach card like uh you know you get you get the

past to say certain words he gave the coach card to certain people so he said who in my eyes can call coach sabin nick miss terry ken lifelong friends can his current assistants can perhaps a few in the media world can call him nick chris low cecil hurt perhaps finebomb or riz davis or tom rinaldi you know people who know him well do you mean mr finebomb but you don't just call paul finebomb yeah but but the last time i checked none of the above or any of us even though again he said once went fishing with nick sabin uh in his twitter bio i i do love gatekeeping nick yeah he's gatekeeping the word nick for people that's your uh are we actually putting him as a nomination no no we're more shunning you as a big j journalist like well i touch you guys

one of my take on it these are your people i said this is why some big j's have the stigma of being dorks you're covering sports have fun oh yeah you dropped a hard way on them that's right no but it's a stigma continue jake who gives a sh it see that's yeah but he also said door he also said full door yeah i mean like you can have fun it doesn't have to be just like talk where did this guy go to school i don't know he's in Birmingham though nick sabin has been in my dingy he has been in my dingy we've done some fishing together gotta call him coach yeah uh yeah two of my friends were local sports reporters in alabama so they're better than him even before this incident oh man it's been he said it's been something that's been eating at him for well about 13 years that

sucks dude your life sucks that you've been like waking up in the middle of the night with like hot flashes you know it feels like someone just called them nick i think that's awesome though i i think it's good that we have these reporters have such a warped like perception of what college football is because like we were talking the other week about how college football coaches are warlords that just like take command of these like small towns that have these giant schools and they are unquestioned by anybody i love the simp reporters that go alongside everything that they have to say and like worship that if they were in coming to america they would be like just tossing like magnolia leaves in front of nick sabin's feet every time he walked out onto the

field it's crazy i think he actually pulled i think he edited his own post and took out the dingy line i can't find it so he maybe he was uh people were like hey dude you you had him in your dingy now what do you think nick sabin's reaction to this guy would be whoa whoa whoa whoa coach i can't say the end word we're sabins coach coach coach coach the sabins the sabins uh what do you think coach sabin's reaction to this might be uh if you thought about this guy do you think he would look down his nose and be like this guy needs to fuck off i or do you think he would be like i love you you are in my inner circle forever he would say you're a fucking dork dude yeah and i don't care i don't i do nick sabin you could call him shithead if he wins a

national title he does not care uh all right so vote uh you're gonna post it blog it everything and jake job well done this year great job with football guy thank you good luck to billy uh all the supervising yes all right to you you know you you're going to be evaluated on this jake not yeah we know what to expect out of billy already but if you can elevate billy ask the blog it yeah billy ask the blog if you can elevate him to being a productive member of society whoa hey wait guys let me shake i put my blogging pants on all right so let's do uh let's do baby brawn of the week real quick let's talk some college football playoffs and we'll we'll get through who's back the week hank baby brawn of the week the entire spurs organization oh did you

see this no you guys heard about this no you read about this please enlighten me hear this one do you hear about this heard about this uh so someone made the graphic and then lebron put the graphic up on his instagram and it's like since 2003 or whatever when he came in the league hold on i'll pull the graphic wait he he stole he stole it he stole it did he aggregate it his caption was brawn Chapman my homie from the crib sent this to me just now so i don't know like that baby that's literal baby brawn that means yeah brawnie james june his wife maybe uh man i have no words the spurs the staple and blueprint of winning in our league since even before i entered the league truly breast the kid from acron blah blah blah blah

and the stat is just like basically lebron versus san antonio spurs since 2003 it shows that uh the spurs have a little more games but and and it has the spurs of a better winning percentage more playoff appearances and lebron has more championship so he baby brawn the spurs by being like unbasically as good as the entire organization but love the spurs you know they're good they're good guys just a kid from acron yeah it's acons country yes that's true uh all right pft uh my baby brawn of the week is uh henry garcia's sperm all of them all of the sperm are baby brawns of the week so uh both his sons he had two sons that were fighting on dizon over the weekend ryan garcia and shan garcia and they both won and he was doing an interview with dizon and uh the

lady on there said that uh the real mvp of the night was your sperm and this old man had the biggest smile on his face i love it that's better than sex if you're like a father that can claim that all your sons are are just dominant at their sport and just beating the shit out of people on the same night and then a lovely lady tells you that your sperm are great you've made it like you should just ascend to heaven at that point yeah and the klitsch goes it's showing up the klitsch goes they never fought bullshit should have fought they're like what i think their whole line was like we'll fight when we play chess okay nerds uh don't kick my ass billy no no no no not the klitsch goes not the klitsch goes no you might not the klitsch goes i'm gonna keep i'm gonna keep uh right in

checks that you're gonna have to cash okay uh all right my baby brawn of the week is grand martz my my true baby brawn he just finishes freshman kind of red shirt freshman year at wisconsin won the mail bowl broke the mail boat mail bowl trophy i'm just so happy that like that was such a godsend if you can't be good in like if you can't have a great college football year to play in a hilariously stupid bowl game and treat it like the national championship is the greatest feeling was the trophy just a big jar of mail no it was a it was like glass and if he broke it and then he taped a bottle of mayo to the top of it the trophy he's my baby brawn of the week shout out grand martz he's gonna be a heisman someday i made a list of all the haters

just so you know a lot of people jumped off the ship not me it was it was actually improved as a trophy by taping the the mayo to it yeah and a lot of people there was a lot of hate about mail i feel like the last couple years it's become de rigore to hate mayonnaise yeah almost like it's you're performing that like oh look i hate mayo more than next year guess what find find me a sandwich that isn't improved like a nice cold cut sandwich that isn't made better by like a little bit of mayonnaise or is it like 90% of the world out here eating sandwiches with no condiments on it whatsoever i think i think svp said it perfectly he was like what's the deal with everyone hating mayo i don't go like crazy on it but a little bit of mayo goes a long way like it's it you know what

it is it's the upside down world of bacon on twitter yeah the anti everyone loves to say oh everything's better with bacon and everything's worse with mail no shut up no a blt has both some mayo on it is great it's the it's one of the greatest sandwiches in the world unless you're seeing dry-ass bread all greater than ketchup all these haters out here wow that's it yeah now that's it yeah way more versatile whoa what about ketchup is just a mask without mixing wow what about mail chip that's i mean that's very fresh that i realized that was a secret sauce for the big mac really well there's a thousand other stuff in there too yeah ruin my child but yeah people need to pump the brakes on mail i've been on team anti anti-mail uh-huh for a long time now

but it's gotten too much you know what i predict pendulum to swing in the condiment department i think we're gonna swing see a backswing back towards uh the silent majority of you out there the silent majority we fucking love mail yes absolutely all right uh billy do you have a baby run i'm so happy this thing got taken just in fields baby run okay let's start it's a perfect segue to our college football playoff recap just in fields incredible i told you kind of made drew breeze look like a pussy just gonna say it because he did play with some ribs that were very very badly damaged uh that game was awesome though and dabbo got the uh roasting and dragging that he rightly deserved after ranking ohio state 11 i mean they need to oh house he needs to rank

Clemson 12 yeah ryan day needs to put him as number 12 in this week's coaches pull and get back at him but like yeah justin feels woke up after he got he might be one of those guys that that likes he was hurt he likes a little bit of pain i hope he's okay for the national championship because like whatever ohio state figured out in that game and trey serman was incredible and he's now doing like an azeka alia uh impression where i think he's had 500 yards in the last two games so essentially if he runs for 200 yards national title that will be what zeke did in their uh 2014 national title run but that was an incredible incredible performance and now everyone uh i don't think there's a debate trevor lores is still the number one pick i think it'd be very

funny though if the jaguars took fields let lorence fall to the jets the jets took him and then trevor lorence was a shitty quarterback that would be the most hilarious outcome in all this but yeah i think it's it's pretty obvious they're gonna stick with trevor lorence but justin fields like you'll always have that over trevor lorence no matter what happens down the line in the nfl you're like i whooped his ass yes i like the game that justin fields has was it was one of the best games i've ever seen by any quarterback at any level yes that like 68 yard pass that he threw on a dime oh with the broken ribs chrysalavu who that was another one the since the cornerback standing on the field chrysalavu last year that was you know the miscommunication that basically ended the

game against clemson that that was a full redemption ohio state deserves all the credit for kicking the shit out of clemson that was an ass kicking i love love love bull season because the other game noterdame alabama was just became a debate whether noterdame deserved to be there no great back backdoor cover it became a debate on whether or not noterdame deserved to be a college football program in general but that best part is there's no one else like everyone it's not a noterdame problem it's a whoever's going to be in that four seed is probably going to get the shit kicked out of them remember oklahoma last year yeah they lost by a billion to lsu it'll also be very funny if they allowed clemson to play against noterdame in a third place game and just had clemson beat

the shit out of noterdame again yeah and it was funny you listen to brian kelly and you're right like noterdame definitely the the fourth best team in the country they had the resume they deserved in fact like they lost to alabama i think by less than correct they held alabama 31 they held alabama and then texanem struggled with the unc team missing their three best offensive players not sam howell so they deserve to be there but it was very funny in the post game press conferences when people were asking brian kelly about noterdame's postseason record and brian kelly's got this thing where he acts like being noterdame is a condition that he was born with and he gets mad that like reporters are discriminating against his condition that he's at noterdame he's like i don't

know why you guys keep asking about noterdame at playoffs like you don't ask us about any other team it's like well yeah because no other team has done in the postseason what you guys have done but the craziest thing and this is why i do i truly love college football so so much because bowl season is the best because we basically spend the entire bowl season having arguments that can't be won like every oklahoma kick the shit out of florida florida wasn't trying oklahoma was the fourth best team texanem played u n c texanem struggled u n c they shouldn't have even been in the conversation iowa state beats oregon like all these moving parts like who's the georgia beats sincenati sincenati was undefeated george is the fourth best team

none of it matters because you can never win an argument and everyone has decided what their opinion is and i actually enjoy like i enjoy arguing online about it because it's so stupid and fun and like that's what sports are about uh but the craziest part about noterdame is noterdame is like at its ceiling like they only the only thing that noterdame can can do i think to to actually get over this hill is they need a trevor lorence or a two or joe burrow like they need one of those crazy elite quarterbacks five star quarterback who can do everything everything else they're kind of like this is what they are like they're never going to get you know all the guys alabama gets or all the guys ohio state gets all the guys club they're going to get close to it

but they're never going to get all the way just because that's they're it's a different school in a different setting they don't have the same you know they have different restrictions it could be a lot worse yeah it's been a lot worse brian kelly's a good coach yeah brian kelly's a very good coach and some of those losses like the ass whooping that that i think uh jamarcus russell put on brady quinn like obviously all that's not totally on brian kelly's resmail though maybe we can put some of it on there just for fun but he is uh he's as good as a coach and as good as a program as as i think they're going to get and i love the arguments around it like with all the second tier teams who were talking about saying like oh uh a and m got hosed if we were in the

college football playoff we would have done a lot better than no today i love those because you get to have so many different fan bases engaged in believing that they are the best team in the country and never actually having correct correct because if they tried to prove it then alabama would just dust all of them beat them all and it's it's it's college football is so funny because when you actually break it down there are three teams and it's ohio state clumsen albama and then you have you know you have certain teams that can join the party the lsu's the usc's if they ever get back oklahoma georgia like there are teams that are in that cf yeah but they're in that second tier where it's like if the if things go right they have all the pieces but alabama

clumsen in ohio state are the death star they're going to be in it every year they're going to be really good every year so it's essentially like you have to just understand what your ceiling is and you know be happy with the i'm fucking thrilled i won the mail ball there you go i won the fucking mail that's the sweet spot for wisconsin football no dude i've said this before like if wisconsin wins the rose ball i'll treat it like a super bowl i do not care right like i know what i am and it's the the crazy fan bases that don't understand their ceiling and i think actually like i have a lot of friends that are no damn fans i think they actually kind of understand like this is what it is like unless we have that incredible five star quarterback that's dynamic

and does everything this is our ceiling i think it's okay i think everybody under the age of like 45 understands that yeah then you get the old timers that are like yeah this is noter dame we're supposed to be winning national championship right i mean their helmets are so fucking cool they are cool the golden domes they really are like they are i i guarantee you that noter dame i think i've said this about UNC but UNC definitely gets at least like two or three recruits a year just on their colors dude the argyle the blue argyle is incredible i if i were a stud athlete in basketball or football and i took one look like oh i get to wear that for the rest because it's not just in college you get to wear that for the rest of your life right that becomes your thing that

becomes your color and his Notre Dame's same with the helmet you can even convince yourself like my eyes are really blue right when you wear those blue uniforms like really brings out my irises um i i am disappointed that Cincinnati lost just because i wanted another luke fickle i wanted another ucf i wanted another like team that could try to claim a national championship that i would respect uh when they really had no business doing it but that was such a bad it was very bad they deserved to lose they were snapping the ball with 10 seconds left and i i can't really criticize after we all watch what dugs did with clock management but it was pretty bad and it was a big moment um bowl season's the best though i fucking love it i love all bowl season it's so

stupid i can't believe people actually complain about like watching arm you invent verse west virginia at like two o'clock on a thursday and then coaches got really fast all of a sudden Kirby smart was legging it out Kirby smart has so much energy he's got a lot uh jimbo fisher yep had some wheels on him yep georgia i noticed they they lead the NCAA and having players playing in wearing unusual numbers for their positions that they play they always have like a middle linebacker wearing number five dude did you see cord sandberg ryan sandberg's nephew came in for auburn he's a lefty quarterback wearing number 24 it's weird isn't it it's crazy georgia no i'm a cord guy now isn't that not even allowed i don't i i had no i it was the craziest thing i've ever seen you can

do whatever you want like yeah i'm pretty sure georgia there's a certain like one through 20 for cord well they run out of numbers so there are multiple numbers on a on a given team in college football which i think the nicks actually did that last week did you see that well the Celtics are about to run out no the guy had the 25 on the front of his jersey 23 on the back yeah yeah but there's always like a tight end on georgia that wears number 23 right and it's it boggles my mind if i'm like a scout it's a good thing i'm not an NFL scout anymore because if i was and i saw like a tight end wearing number 23 it could be rob grungkowski in college i'd be like that guy sucks yep that guy should be playing line or that guy should be playing running back yes yes uh what

would you say i think a little bit of explanation so basically 1 to 49 is for all types of backs in uh college football okay whereas anything above that is uh lineman like guards have to go like fifth okay players who wear numbers from 50 to 79 are by rule prohibited from catching or touching forward passes that's you know that's one of the only cool then nice billy good job um all right let's finish up with who's back uh Hank you want to go who's back of the week uh sure my who's back of the week is uh mlb hall fame voters just making everything about themselves oh yeah or who else is it about well exactly so this this guy david scretta these are your people jake david david scretta first time voter submitted a blank ballot yes completely blank i love it and in his email he

wrote those that i believe performed at a hall of fame level on the field did not reach that threshold in such areas as character and integrity every player that was that was a hall of famer in terms of their career did not meet what are his off the field metrics that he's using did he publicize those but i also don't i mean besides like steroids and gambling when has that been a factor in hall of fame voting that's a good point i mean ty cobb is in the hall of fame exactly i but i besides certainly i don't know what shula's show isn't right he was gambling right oh you're saying yeah anything else yeah hmm dan heron should get the vote dan heron should be a good job with your dan heron presentation billy i got that number factor on okay all right great okay you

sounded confident when you said yeah good job i believed it built by the way one of our who's back just as a team is billy because we some of us hank uh jake and billy were traveling a little very safe not shaming they were traveling and we just said hey when you come back get a get a coco test uh and hank and jake immediately were like yes on it and billy said i actually will this time so meaning he has definitely not the previous times we've asked him to get one they were in that risk situation we did not know that billy had never but you have told us you had got one you told us you've been negative in fact billy sent sent a screenshot of one of his test to us who god knows where he got that from i actually will this time all right bft what your

who's back uh my who's back the week actually we discussed a little bit it's just the state of ohio in general the state of ohio is back big time this is your week congratulations ohio because who knows what's going to happen next week you got the browns at the stealers and then you have ohio state against alabama um might just be a one week run for you but you know what you'll always have this one week and it's pretty impressive uh i loved having jim dance call a game in ohio tony rohmo conveniently came down with the coronavirus to avoid traveling to ohio which he hates to do jim dance there's just i know he's got like some relatives or some like family history in ohio you can just hear the disdain in his in his voice yes like jim dance is not a man

who enjoys being inside anywhere that doesn't have like either a golf course immediately on the property or an ocean cliff side within 15 miles nearby yes yes um the uh i'm excited for the browns fuck i'm so excited for the browns all right my who's back of the week is the internet being the worst guess what it's 2021 and the internet hasn't changed uh beans guy beans dad beans dad got cancelled who's beans dad beans dad for people who don't live uh your life on twitter first of all great choice good choice you probably have an unbelievable life anyway uh this guy who i think hosts a podcast with ken jennings tweeted a long thread about how his nine-year-old daughter asked said i'm hungry so that off the bat there's a chance that it's all satire could be

could absolutely be i didn't know that yeah that makes me seem like if it's if he's i there was deaf podcast with a comedy writer right there was definitely some embellishment uh but anyway he was like i was doing a jigsaw puzzle and my nine-year-old daughter was like daddy i'm hungry i want some beans and he basically then went on a thread saying he told her how to uh she needs to figure out how to use a can opener and she went six hours without eating everyone was claiming child abuse the internet sucks and then they found his old tweets and i will now disavow uh beans guy but beans dad but really disavow the entire internet for being the worst i'm disavowing big cat for not taking the time to do an advanced yeah twitter search tell us yeah tell the guy who

tweeted you so i got i got a dm from somebody wait yeah wait hold on let me let me first say so i started the morning and i was like i got no problem with beans dad because i'm as a father i'll pull that card i think telling other people how to parent their children is the lamest thing you can do well no disrespect to families but you need to feed your kid more often than once every six hours maybe from television maybe america is the most obese country in the world when six hours of not eating is considered child abuse so big cat went out there and made himself a bean dad stan i was like is this a nerd not a dork yeah so uh then i got a dm from somebody being like care to comment for your uh racist or for for your co-host standing up for

a racist misogynist anti-semite and i was like excuse me and i saw a link to a tweet and it was some of bean dad's old tweets that used some offensive language and then i was like wait so now now i have to disavow big cat so i'm which i'm doing so right now thank you i disavow big cat for you not having the presence of mind to do an advanced twitter search with uh the inward the word jews and the word rape for this guy's mentions going back all the way to 2010 you should do that every time before you take a stand on the internet make sure you do that search for anyone the internet fucking sucks i can't wait for the day where i can just it's it's good will hunting i just go by no see you later just gone i have i have to take a lot of credit for my own brain

when i woke up this morning and i saw that the internet was trending about a 28 thread tweet thing about a guy that didn't feed his daughter beans and i opted out i said i you know what it's uh it's a playoff day for the watch the football team that's rat poison i can't afford to waste any mental capital i like how that um yeah that's that's all i'm gonna say about that i won't go any further down i'll disavow his old rabbit hole but i to me it's just so funny because i just saw a bunch of people's replies like none of these people are parents because a nine-year-old can one get their own snack and two fucking youtube how to use a can opener there'll be at least three thought pieces on beans on beans dad within the next two days on the internet if i know the

internet i think that i do yep um look for that on buzzfeed why beans why bean dad tells us more about ourselves than anyone else all right uh wrap it up billy who's back the bus feed should absolutely do a quiz like what kind of bean are you dad like for dads ten times you were beans dad also shows a picture of you personally being racist a slideshow of starving children that would have loved those beans jumps to january's casual this year casual casual jumps to january showday mandatory every other day casual because it's a mindset it's about uh being comfortable in whatever you want to i did spend six hundred dollars on historical jumps well that was that was my biggest problem is every year i bought jumpsuits that i then had to give away and i was

like i don't have any jumpsuits i can't go through all this again but i will be wearing them every showday that was just for me though like i don't i don't blame you guys for not getting on i just i'm wearing one right now i saw maria entoinette jumpsuit and i was like i got a i got a bite got a bite all right billy wrap it up form tackling yeah i mean the scout yeah that was that had people hot i had to mute my own tweet because people were going fucking crazy i was in the trenches on twitter yeah i loved it i loved it so if you didn't know uh scowsky james scowsky made an awesome tackle i mean on justin fields he broke justin okay they tell quarterbacks don't run recklessly because if you get hurt it's bad for the whole team right and you have justin fields spinning into a

guy and getting his ass handed to him how it should happen billy you are right in the fact that quarterbacks are the only they're the only guys on the field that have a tool to keep themselves safe by sliding so when you spin last second and you get hurt it's like well you could have slit i think i think that actually like watching all this football and all this you know all the instant replays in a football game in slow mo has done for football viewers what hardcore pornography has done it's brutal sex havers yep it's to sensitize you from like the real contact parts of the game where yeah you if you're scowsky probably don't duck your head down all the way yeah and lead with the crown head see what you hit that's for yourself and that's easier said than done too

but like don't bend your head down all the way like that but at the same time if you're not if you're playing the game in real time justin fields just straight up spun into your head and they were going a million miles an hour and he was trying to tackle him with his shoulder and end up with his head he would have just wrapped up his legs but justin fields was like spun i agree and then hit the crown of his helmet the minute you slow it down a million like to a million frames a second and you're like well this is exactly you you can't watch these replays and intense should matter if a guy head hunts if a guy's vantes perfect head hunting over the middle yes kick him out but when it's clear that scowsky wasn't trying to do that it should be cards i actually threw out

mike greenberg's dumb rules it should be if you if a guy gets called for targeting the coach gets to decide either give the other team three points or you get to you give the other team three points and he can stay in or he's ejected i like that so then you end up having like a list your coach now has another card that's like who's actually worth three points oh i like he's got that on the other wrist and then the walk to the locker room when your coach basically says you're not worth three points see ya yeah would be great i was saying that the player that committed the targeting should have an opportunity to apologize to the player that he targeted and then if the player that got hit by the targeting wanted to accept the apology then the guy could come back in the

game maybe maybe a couple plays later maybe like sit one or two out but if he if he explains what he did wrong does like a maybe a slideshow type thing like what billy had has done first in the past if he's able to like articulate here's what i did wrong and here's what i've learned from the situation right boom get him back in and and it also is like almost always we're just playing the results if a guy's down injured yep it's like okay well that's targeting like if if justin fields pops back up i guarantee that play doesn't get called targeting i would also i would love to have the coaches be responsible for accepting the apologies or not because then you would see because there would be some coaches that would always accept the apology and be like

that kid's a good kid you know what he's got a good future he's not standing young man dabbo would never dab dabbo would never ever but he would always expect the other guy to do it yes um all right what you got well i i just hate how when defensive players get shaken up on a hit and then they get hit for targeting uh like you know it was just a collision it's no one's fault right it's true it's discrimination against defensive players billy exactly all right give me an eight give me an eight eighteen first of the year let's go by the way shout out Liam for getting it when it was only three of us here and i shouldn't have said that before no believe us but he absolutely got it if i wasn't editing this i was if i i would have thought it was fake if you listen

right you saw i saw yeah i saw these there was no cuts right all right uh hundred four thirty five eight jj reddick 83 what do you got jay 18 yeah 18 what do you have to hang four jj reddick 35 oh good all right shout out cronk shout out cronk what a dude what's your back you don't have one no i do i do on every this showcase a new year is what i've got two weeks you know reindeers are called caribou