Pardon My Take - NFL Week 2, Fastest 2 Minutes And Who's Back Of The Week

Episode Date: September 20, 2021

NFL Fastest 2 Minutes after a great Sunday. Recapping every game from Sunday (00:02:17 - 00:07:54) Ravens/Chiefs  (00:07:54 - 00:18:08) Texans/Browns (00:18:08 - 00:25:35 Rams/Colts (00:25:35 - 00:33:15) Bears/Bengals (00:33:15 - 00:39:30) Bills/Dolphins (00:39:30 - 00:44:08) Patriots/Jets (00:44:08 - 00:57:05) 49ers/Eagles (00:57:05 - 01:01:10) Raiders/Steelers (01:01:10 - 01:11:51) Panthers/Saints (01:11:51 - 01:18:39) Broncos/Jaguars (01:18:39 - 01:24:20) Cardinals/Vikings (01:24:20 - 01:29:28) Falcons/Bucs (01:29:28 - 01:37:32) Cowboys/Chargers (01:37:32 - 01:42:04) Titans/Seahawks (01:42:04 - 01:45:51 ) Football Guy of the week and who's back of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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like he was out there just to cash his checks as Laramie Tunsel looked like he was smoking weedies instead of eating them. Andy said, Jenna Vitsch better have my money as he scored for full backs everywhere. But don't kick the Texans while they're down, Kareem Hunt, because David Cully has turned Houston into a covering machine. Browns 31, Texans 21. To the metal lands where Zach, Mr. I. N. T. Wilson had not one, not two, not three, but four interceptions against the hoodie. Jets fans are asking Tony Braxton Berrios to please unbreak my heart as a jaymen start 0 and 2 yet again. Easy Mac Jones is looking like a ready to eat craft snack finished in 3.5 minutes or less. We talk about the quarterback or the owner boom. The Jets are slinging to their head coach.

To the windy city where Dalton tried to say pain don't hurt after suffering a first quarter injury. That's a reference from Roadhouse, a movie most of our youths have never seen. My good personal friend Patrick Swayze was a great man. Come at me, Bro Kwan Smith had a hell of a game with a pick six, eight tackles in a sack. Darnell Mooney Tunes said, that's all folks, but not so fast as Logan Paul Wilson said, got your ball to Justin Fields, making the game close in the fourth. And this game was on Fox, but it ended like a mole burrow under Fields, Bears 20, Bengals 17. Bungles. Some spread. In Philadelphia, where Kyle Zanahan and the San Francisco 49ers gave the Eagles some Jimmy Baroppolo's and put them to sleep. Nick resigned,

sir, sir, sir. Suriani will be lucky to last four seasons in Philadelphia. Popquez, what was the silver lining for the Eagles? That would be the second year receiver who had 117 yards. My dear Watkins, nine or 17. The Eagles 11. We hop in our Derek Carr and drive West on I 30. A long, long drive that is as Peyton Barbar Barbar Barbar ran for 36 yards and Henry just say no to rugs, shot up the sideline and smothered the Steelers defense like Cosette must have crawled under my body for warmth. Sorry, Adriana. Spoiler alert foam. Denzel Tyler Perriman is going to show up in every film. Ben Rottlesberger doesn't watch porn anymore, but TJ Watt pulled his groin enough for the two of them as the Steelers lose their star pass rusher and fall to the

writers 26 17. And we head down to Tampa Bay where even though Gronk scored twice a tight end in a touching tribute to my good friend, Norm MacDonald, the Falcons locked up OJ Howard that is Mike Edwards with friends had a double bird score and the Falcons might be scrambling to find another quarterback soon. Mike stairway to Evans Robert planted himself in the end zone twice as the box dropped their Moby Dick on the Falcons and rambled on to 2 and 0 the box 48 the Falcons out in the desert where Kyler Bill Murray was the man that grew too little but it was Groundhog's Day for the Vikings missing another easy kick to win the game. The Cardinals asked the Vikings, how do you like it? How do you like it? Rondell more and more and more as they flaunted an arsenal

of weapons as his customary in German culture Kirk Novitsky love seeing his team get shit on as the clock struck zero as they were there was a Viking funeral and Minnesota may have burned their chance at a championship. Cardinals 34 Vikings 33 we go out to Seattle where Tractor Sito was catching in like he's at that casino. Paul's so big they don't fit inside the Speedo Tractor Sito Tyler I haven't seen a locket ship explode in space like that since 1986 you're absolutely right boom Ryan Tannehill found Julio down by the schoolyard and the Titans are homeward bound with a win the Titans Direct 3 the St. Hawks 30. Standing on a corner James Winston down in Nola such a fine sight to see it's a step back my lord

after a big leap forward haters love to see those INTs come on Chuba move bitch like Luda smoke the victory cigar straight out of Cuba Panthers 17 no 24 Saints Saint 26 less than 26 I got that right go marching somberly uh we second lawn funeral week two in the books obviously we have money football that was brought to you but that's two minutes brought to you by our friends at Cross Country Mortgage Cross Country Mortgage is much like us at Barstool a people first group of people they're dedicated to fundamentals of mortgage lending so if you're looking for a mortgage right now or maybe you own a home and you're looking to refinance well rates are at all time low they may never get this low again so call today for a fast free rate

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holy shit the prime time games have been incredible this year minus one we can just leave that one there but that was awesome that was a good old-fashioned shootout it was a Ravens team that really wanted to win really desperately wanted to win finding a way to win John Harbaugh with his big old balls I love love love that he was like looked at Lamar Jackson was like do you want to you want to go for this on fourth and one to end this game let's fucking do it the right even if they hadn't gotten it I still think it's the right call because you can't give the ball back to Patrick yeah I mean it with Lamar Jackson it's the right call he's probably one of you know a handful maybe three four quarterbacks that you actually would trust and be like yes I would rather

take my chances with you and Lamar Jackson that he does a lot of things really well maybe the most impressive thing that he's done as quarterback of the Ravens is make a Harbaugh believe in analytics and believe in like taking these types of chances and uh yeah he started out slow but I want to say for the record that interception should be credited to Sammy Watkins the very first one should the first one the second one was bad bad bad well that that it was basically the full Lamar Jackson experience on display because yes the first interception Sammy Watkins fell down the second interception was on him but he went you know he made incredible passes he had two interceptions he was unstoppable in the run game flipping into the end zone he was uh 16

carries for 107 yards and two touchdowns running the ball it was like everything good and bad about Lamar Jackson on display and the good obviously way outweighs the bad and you saw it tonight and it's like hey I listen it's only week two so you can't make any big proclamation from week two other than I don't think the Jaguars or Jets are going to the playoffs but the Ravens even themselves they have admitted it out loud that the Chiefs have had their number so to win a game like this coming back from what they were down like 11 or something they were down I think they were down over 10 it looked it looked out of hand in the first half yeah even in the second when they found um was it Pringle they found Pringle open in space and they found Kelsey open in space

and it looked like the Chiefs were just going to do the thing where they score at Will we're just like hey Patrick Mahomes if I were him I would simply throw a touchdown at this point in time and it was working that was working for the Chiefs but then the Ravens defense buckled up a little bit the offense controlled the clock that last drive that Lamar took him on down the field was like eight minute drive yeah it was incredible yeah it was really good the only thing about Lamar Jackson he made me very nervous jumping into the end zone for that last touchdown so scary insane also upside down but like if you're Lamar Jackson it's probably not as scary as if you or I did it also hilarious that this was like the first Sunday where we really feel the effects

of the new taunting rules and how fucking stupid they are and then Lamar Jackson flips in the end zone it's like that was sweet can you turn I want it to be sweet like get right I want on the record I want Lamar Jackson flipping in the flipping in the end zone I also want a guy who gets a sack to be able to flex and like do the big balls dance and you know and crawl around on the ground and do like a 15 second long elaborate dance they deserve it's crazy to me that the NF well it's not crazy because the NFL will always do something like this but when you have like defenders a good defensive lineman plays an entire season and they win at what like they win 15 times on I don't know hundreds and hundreds of snaps like I'm talking 15 sacks in a really that's a really

good season right they should get to fucking celebrate yeah like the amount of times the amount of snaps taken the end in a sack is less than 1% I would imagine they should get to fucking celebrate I personally can't wait for Roger Goodell to step in and say guess what I'm revoking the new taunting penalties and then we'll all have to give him a round of applause for doing the right thing and limiting the rule that he brought in that completely screws the game over but you're right like it's stupid can you talk during a play is that legal no I can you give the deuces I think well that that's a lot of people say that maybe it was because of the deuces given by winfield in the Super Bowl okay that was the viral deuces that were given a Tyree kill some owner was like probably

mr. Mara if we're gonna be honest here let's just say it was probably mr. Mara he I don't think anyone out here wants to see that big cat yeah he and his wife probably stayed up till like three in the morning after the Super Bowl and they're like I still can't get that out of my head he gave the deuces what does that mean you remember when Marshawn Lynch used to actually just grab his dick during a play as he jumped in the end zone I want more of that iconic I want I want teams to taunt as much as possible and then it's on the other team to stop them from taunting don't let them do anything that deserves a taunt to begin with there's that clip out there that tells you everything Bill Belichick is the most like uh you know play the game do your job no fun I'm not laughing

you've never seen me smile guy in the world and then there's a clip I think it I think he was maybe talking to a college football team and he was like when you do a good play you should celebrate you've worked your ass off for this like you worked hard all your life to get to a certain moment where if you do something great enjoy that moment and then get on to the next play if Bill Belichick is saying that celebrations are good like come on get fucking figure it out but either way I want to see the the game go to such an extent where we can't tell if they're celebrating or exhibiting tremendous sportsmanship to the other team yes the only the old Jake Mars trick like if you score if you burn somebody down the field if Tyreek Hill instead of giving

the deuces burn someone down the field by 30 yards scores a touchdown walks over to them as they're going to the sidelines and shakes their hand I love extremely firmly is that going to be is that going to be a taunting penalty I don't know you can't judge intent shakes their hand gives them the knocks while they're running yeah maybe maybe pounds it up go ahead Jake so I'm reading the word for word definition of what taunting is baiting or taunting acts are words abusive threatening or insulting languages or gestures towards players coaches and officials okay insulting is that is double sportsmanship insulting it could be yeah you have to ask the person who's being sportsmanship right not the person who's giving the air yeah we

we should probably implement taunting apart my on this podcast I know that Hank like every picture he's ever taken from us is insulting so taunting illegal billion yard penalty billion salts are intelligence yes yes every single time though Hank takes a picture of us it's not our fault that we're ugly and fat it's Hank's fault that's taunting it's the camera it's the cameras fault it's a camera all right I want to go back really quick one last thing about the Ravens Chiefs game blueprint game could be a blueprint game well the blue the blueprint is force of fumble on Clyde Edwards a lair on the last drive yes and also I love it when people say like this felt like a game that the team that had the ball last was going to win I think that's most games yeah well no

something I mean the Bill's Dolphins game was definitely not that it's most non-philip rivers games yes but uh no I the reason why I say I'm throwing out the blueprint game they the Ravens were very clearly saying anyone else can beat us except Tyreek Hill Tyreek Hill ended up with three catches in 14 yards like that's very very very I mean he had four targets so it's not even like he was dropping the ball or like Miss Pat he wasn't open because they were just putting the entire defensive like everyone was focused on him and yeah obviously the Chiefs ended up scoring 35 points one was a pick six so when I say blueprint it's it's a little tongue in cheek because you can't really blueprint for the Chiefs offense but it is kind of interesting to be like hey we're not

going to let this one guy do it everyone else has to play perfect and then you see what happens Clyde Edwards Salaire like you know he's got to play per everyone's got to play perfect and they can't it's harder to play perfect when you have your best player and your most explosive weapon kind of a race from the game the blueprint is have Lamar Jackson on your team and Patrick Ricard at fullback have a guy that weighs 311 pounds and moves like a tight end yeah no so so just just look out for it blueprint what if what if Lamar had been like no John I think we should punt it here that would have been awesome it's actually it's it's a sneaky move by Harbaugh asking like publicly asking Lamar Jackson what he thinks we should do on this play every time

because if it works true then everyone tweets out the stand marsh I've got big balls thing if it doesn't work then it's like well Lamar said that they should go for it so you got to go with what Lamar says in that circumstance well let's do this he trusts his players this is a good segue to our first game the Texans Browns because we had a moment with David Cully the Texans head coach I got to remind everyone of that where I don't think I've ever seen this happen before so to set the stage the Texans picked up this this is happening in the second quarter start of the second quarter seven seven game the Texans picked up a 13 yard play on third and 15 so third and 15 they pick up 13 yards the Browns are called for offsides the Texans can now choose to go for it

fourth and two or third and ten take the penalty go for it on third and ten or fourth and two okay they decided to decline the penalty go for it on fourth and two and then punt on fourth and two yep that was their go for it play I've never I don't think I've ever seen that before you got a punt like I I I have never seen that field position that's insane field position is worth more than points so we we have gone to a point we have gone to a point though in today's NFL where I am now shocked when teams don't go for it on fourth down like it's anything between like the 30 35 and 35 like you're just like okay they're gonna go for it like the the mass says go for it and then you have David Cully who's just a throwback like nope fourth and two we're gonna decline the penalty

not go for it on third not getting extra down we're gonna punt on fourth and two you know what he was saying just don't let great be the enemy of good yeah and so he was like you know what we could we could cut our losses right now and you you punt you live to fight another day anything could happen on that third anything could happen you yeah I mean you could turn the ball over you could throw an interception you might get worse field position for your punt that's coming up yeah I don't know David Cully I actually think what he's doing is he just didn't want to run another offensive play and risk injury to any of the players that he's gonna be trading away later on in the season maybe he has like a certain amount of plays and he was like if I do this play

I might run out of plays yeah so that makes sense um the Browns though they I mean we all know the recipe for the Browns run the ball run the ball and Baker Mayfield be efficient they had that today obviously Tyrod Taylor gets hurt um the Texans Pete Prisco really nailed it the Texans are a professional team cover the spread yep beat they like I think they would have actually been a little bit closer if Tyrod didn't get hurt but uh Davis Mills welcome on in so yeah David Thursday night is Davis Mills the next up in the line of the Good Luck Chuck quarterbacks the the Josh Allen the Baker Mayfield and the Justin Herbert yep next Thursday night Thursday night football Davis Mills America know that name because we're gonna have full on Davis Mills on Thursday

Mills Mania it's gonna be great it's gonna be Mills Mafia yeah there you go let's fucking do it I'm in I'm all I'm all in on Mills Mafia we might actually you what we what just happened right now for people who who might just be half listening we in like a course of a 10 second clip there PFT and I just put substantial bets on the Texans on Thursday night just for that dude saying uh the Panthers right oh saying Mills Mafia saying Mills Mafia that's worth six points right there it is it is and here's the thing about like we gotta like we gotta jump through shark crew crew reports yeah I'm telling you like they David Cully didn't want to put all of the Mills playbook on tape knowing that he was going to be on on prime time on Thursday night

so we held back a little bit there's not going to be anything to study uh so who knows who knows what you're going to get with with Mills no one circles a wagon like the whatever's name is Mills yeah uh Davis is listen I I don't know if I'm going to offend anyone who's listening to this podcast right now but if you name your kid Davis so you're just asking for him to be a douchebag well he's like if you introduce him as Davis uh huh that's a last name that's a last name that's a great last name we always say like don't trust a quarterback with two first names I think two last names is even worse if you introduce your seven-year-old as Davis he's probably wearing a sweater and he probably is being like ew don't shake my hand poor person

yeah when I hear when I see Davis I was like well your father wrote David on the birth certificate and then his handwriting was so shitty they thought it was Davis do you think there's ever been a Davis that didn't have a trust fund uh probably not okay I'm trying to think about Davis love definitely had a trust fund like that's it really Davis is just that's a name Davis Davis not just yeah you were so close to David a good name a solid name uh and you went with Davis if I was Davis Miller I would just go by Dave yeah and then everyone would assume that you're a David or Davey or Davey yeah Davey Mills is a good name but seriously Davis is a very good last name and then you just you just took it and put it as a first name yeah so who

knows what's going to happen with these texts I just I knew that they were going to cover against the Browns because like you said these guys are professionals they get paid to play football too the Browns don't blow anybody out Baker looked like he got hurt in the first half he did and then he proceeds to score a touchdown rushing and they immediately do the celebration with him where they jump into his shoulder the flying leap yes into the shoulder that just got hurt it was like a perfect Browns game though because Baker was 19 for 21 and then Chunt ran for like 150 yards Chunt baby that is the formula for the Browns just Chunt them to death I also want to give a quick shout out to Browns fans I don't know if you saw that clip that was very funny the Muni lot is back

open and it was open for about 45 minutes before we had our first like everyone clear out let's have a fist fight brown on Brown fan which was great like the Browns were just like hey we haven't seen each other in forever we're on the same team but we have to fucking fight they don't know how to handle success yeah that's a classic case of Browns fans not knowing how to handle expectations we're so good I'm uncomfortable with having all these all this optimism going into a game where we're expected to win it was awesome the Browns were expected to win by 12 and a half points yeah probably probably decades yeah it's been a while but I just I I love the idea that those guys were maybe even at the same tailgate in the first like half hour they were hugging great to

be back fans are back in Cleveland this awesome and like all right fuck this let's just fucking fight what would you like we're we're standing next to some porta potties we're drinking you know some beers let's just let's just let's just fist fight okay let's get this out of the way everyone knows they want to see a fist fight let's give the people what they want I think what we're seeing with Browns fans is there's becoming like a natural schism between Browns fans that are optimistic and Browns fans that still have that thought in the back of their head of same old Browns right we're gonna stink again and then the optimistic Browns fans are like hey we don't need you around here anymore that's not what us Browns fans we're not the same Browns yeah we're not yeah like one

guy shows up wearing the jersey with all the quarterback names on the back and then that sends everybody flying off the handle around him I'm very much looking forward to watching Browns progress through the season because I think Stefansky is a really good head coach I think he I think he's like top three in the league his face when David Cully punted on fourth and two was hilarious what would you do if you were because if I were in that position and another professional coach was like punting after accepting that penalty I would feel like I was fucking up like the other guy knew something I was missing something I'd probably throw a flag yeah Joe judge it challenge we have to challenge something here yeah we got to figure this out um okay next up

we have uh Rams Colts uh Rams beat the Colts 27 24 Carson Wentz got a shovel pass intercepted tough to do yeah it's actually it's a madden glitch you throw your controller through your TV when that happens and Matt you're like what the fuck that's the play where you press the pass button too quickly after getting the ball after hiking it to yourself yeah I don't know if they read his eyes or what it is but Carson Wentz he is the biggest bass in the NFL right now his shins keep getting longer and I don't think I've ever seen a play where it starts out and Carson Wentz looks like he's in trouble and then he makes the play turn out better yeah I think he just panics like a like a cat in a room filled with like loud instruments just panics freaks out

and always somehow he manages to make it worse but I will say he didn't play no that badly today it was just the red zone for the most part yeah so the first uh two out of the first three trips the Colts had they got within the five and got no points they also got a field goal in the middle so they went no points field goal no points in the field goal was also kind of a squandered situation I here's what I don't understand about Carson Wentz so he has this is a crazy stat he has been sacked at least three times in 12 straight games three times in 12 straight games that's a lot of sacks right you would think a guy who's been sacked as much as him would know how to get sacked instead he's never seen like a sack alignment like you know coming down on top of him

that he didn't think I can get out of this like he is he is always in his head like I am one spin away I'm one errant toss I can just throw this I can just do a quick spin I can throw it like he is he's essentially uh like a middle-aged guy who still thinks that he can like dunk you know what I mean like he like I got this I got this let me just loosen up a little bit and I'll be fine and every time it just looks crazy like you said a total spaz but he has so much practice getting sacked do you think just give up dude just give up every now and then I even think most of his sacks take place and he either throws an interception throws a forward pass that goes incomplete fumbles a ball but then the play is blown dead because his knee was already down right when he did that

weird thing at the end of it yes that's that's he doesn't take normal sacks that's for sure he never takes normal sacks he also I mean he also had one of the most impressive throws of the day did you see that when he was getting absolutely smoked in the face and threw it like 40 yards down the field he was in the first quarter again it wasn't all on him the Colts I think are probably a team that just had a really shitty uh scheduling break to start the season going with the Seahawks and the Rams who are both very good teams I am going to make right here and now the Colts my official pinky team okay so for people who don't know it was like four years ago three years ago I said I would cut off my the tip of my pinky if the Houston Texans won the Super Bowl they

started 0 and 2 and then they went they won nine straight games got a little nerve racking there so every year it's a pinky team where if they start 0 and 2 and they had legitimate like Super Bowl aspirations which I think the Colts definitely qualify for that people were dark horse you know we don't talk about the Colts enough uh so they will officially be the team the Indianapolis Colts will not win the Super Bowl and if they do I'll cut off the tip my pinky I think we could probably arrange for Quentin Nelson to do the amputation as well fine great that yeah him in the studio he I don't think I trust him you don't trust him just take the tip off he would cut my whole hand he would bring in his own axe yeah I just they're not they're not going to go anywhere

and again it has to be an 0 and 2 team so I thought you were going to take the Vikings now I'm not going to take I think I took the Vikings maybe last year the year before um I think the Colts are a little bit more dangerous they've got so they've got the the interior line play I think that yeah if you're a real football expert like we are today we were watching the game within the game right and that was Aaron Donald going up against Quentin Nelson I think Aaron Donald got the best of them and the AFC South is definitely a winnable like yes the Colts could win the AFC South well and I will look stupid you I don't know if you saw Urban Myers apology that team looks like it's ready to go on a run we'll get to that he did he's

trying to channel uh Tim Tebow the only other note I had from this game is uh stats that I wish or facts that I wish I had known before the season started um Cooper Cup and Matthew Stafford eat breakfast every single day together shit so no one told us that well all I heard when the Rams were on Sunday football they said Cooper Cup you would not believe how early this guy gets the practice facility he in mass it's gotta be a real battle when you got Cooper Cup but how early do you have to get up in the morning to be the first one in like Cooper Cup might just live in the facility he might just live on eastern standard time yeah you know and just which way does the sun come up west west okay west it rises in the west and sets in the south

but yeah so Cooper Cup 16 catches 271 yards and three touchdowns through two games he had like 170 yards today it was crazy but this is I wish I had known they were breakfast buddies yep because that really if you can if you can handle someone first thing in the morning to sit down and like talk to them first thing in the morning you're really good friends that tells me it's a new friendship though I don't it's going to be tough for them to keep that up as long as a few months like there's very few people in the world got a bromance going on everything spicy everything's new they're learning each other's bodies it's fun it's exciting could you think like imagine if any of us in this room were like hey let's get breakfast together every morning what no because

what's wrong with you who eats breakfast that and also what why I don't want to sit and talk to someone first thing in the morning yeah I honestly can't imagine eating breakfast because it would just make me want to go back to sleep yeah it's basically the eating breakfast with someone is like if you're an old retiree and you're like okay we'll go to breakfast but then you see them but that's basically it's a couple and they don't even speak yeah but that's just sit together it's also basically lunch for them because they go to bed at five o'clock in the evening I'm actually so so ready for that lifestyle of like eating breakfast at six a.m. and and eating dinner at five yeah sounds great do you think they read the paper yeah I get the paper don't talk for reading the paper yeah

just sit there but I wish I had known that because clearly that's a connection and yeah fuck and also Matt Stafford through two games he's passing the test of oh Matt Stafford's really good when he's on a winning team yep he looks the part yeah rams look dangerous this this was a game that I thought that the Colts might win going into it just because I did traveling east they're looking for a win they they're supposedly a good team so yeah I was surprised that that the rams were able to pull it off but uh yeah the rams I think up to this point the rams are the best looking team overall in the NFC NFC but I think the box looked awesome yeah that's but they played the Falcons today yeah they beat the Cowboys who now we're doing the the two game to the Cowboys

I'm getting caught in the two games yeah yeah like the Cowboys might be good uh well they beat the Chargers Seahawks think Seahawks socked the Chargers beat the football team who barely beat the Giants right and then the Cowboys beat the Chargers right right everybody sucks everybody sucks except probably the box yep that's pretty much it um and the rams uh all right next up Bears Bengals I'll just say it from the start I hope Andy Dalton's okay what was Matt Nagy doing what was he doing keeping Andy Dalton in the game you could ask that question all you know but after he was hurt you that's that's the you have your excuse right there he promised him he promised him in March he's gonna he's like I'm gonna put you back in

no he promised so that you'll get more injured he promised him in March I think he was trying to kill Andy Dalton no I think he's some people are willing to like go out on their shield Andy Dalton is the hill that Matt Nagy wants to die on he's got like a little he's got a little cemetery plot picked out right on top of Andy Dalton's head and he's like when this guy dies that's I'm going down with the ship he promised him I mean you have to if you promise someone something in March you have to go through no matter what but I hope Andy Dalton's okay not like too okay that he can come back and play but okay just in a walk at his kid's graduation hopefully Derek Rose so uh yeah obviously he goes down the the real story of this game was

the Bears defense looked incredible they had four takeaways four sacks nine QB hits and a touchdown they were all up in Joe Burrow's ass Joe Burrow had three interceptions in three straight pass attempts and Roquan Smith was fucking awesome but Justin Fields playing that obviously was very very exciting not awesome like we can I'll be honest it wasn't like he wowed every you know every play through a really bad interception where he got tricked um Allen Robinson did drop a really easy like a dime that he he threw to him but this is exactly what why I've wanted Justin Fields to play from the beginning rookie quarterbacks aren't aren't a finished product they're never gonna be perfect but they're gonna learn a lot more from playing and making mistakes like Justin Fields

made a mistake with that interception that he probably won't he'll be he'll at least next time be able to see it and be like oh they bluffed the Blitz here maybe I shouldn't just you know trust what my eyes see pre snap and throw it over the middle like it's I want to see that I want to see the guy struggle and come back from it and he made that huge play to ice the game with his feet and that's the dynamic that he adds to the team I'm just happy I just want to I don't it's not about him looking awesome from the beginning it's about him progressing and looking better as he goes along and I saw the flashes I saw the moments he can throw the ball downfield which Andy Dalton can and let's fucking go so Andy Dalton I hope you're okay but not too okay Justin Fields also

had the game winning fumble recovery one of the best fumble recoveries that I've seen he had he had like hungry hungry hippo arms it was incredible he just shot his arm out grabbed it pulled it back if we're keeping we don't keep track of that stat I don't think no but we should it's one of the best fumble recoveries I've ever seen it was just he's got those quick arms he's got the quick twitch I actually don't think that Matt Nagy had any plays ready to go for Justin Fields I don't think that they don't think they practiced anything no and then I think what they had him run today was the Andy Dalton package and yeah I know he ran the ball like 10 times or whatever there was some design runs there I actually think that those plays were in there for Andy Dalton too like Matt

Nagy was gonna have Andy Dalton run the Justin Fields package and Andy Dalton looked good on his first drive he scored you know it was seven nothing for a very long time in this game but yes you're probably exactly right like he didn't have anything planned Matt Nagy's not really a plan for the future kind of guy he's a he's an emotional in the moment let me just make fucked up decisions and then be like really confrontational with the press after and be like this is my team my guys I Justin Fields like even the runs that puts puts so much stress on a defense when you have a quarterback who can make those runs and they were running a little read option when you saw it with Sunday football obviously Justin Fields isn't Lamar Jackson that's not

what I'm saying but the element of him being able to get first downs with his feet and and the element of like is he handing the ball off to David Montgomery or is he keeping it it just adds another dynamic that the Bears didn't have with Andy Dalton and I'm I'm at peace I just hope he keep I hope he plays I know knowing Matt Nagy he will probably find any way to get Andy Dalton back in but again I didn't think Justin Fields was incredible but I don't care because all that matters is him progressing week to week and being in there and getting game action and I don't think there's no delusion here I don't think the Bears are a good team I think they have a lot of problems and they'll probably start rearing their ugly head again because the Bengals aren't

great so it's not me saying the Bears are back I just want to see Justin Fields play that's all I want I thought Jamar Chase looked good again today yeah I don't know why they just don't have Jamar Chase run a nine round every time well just like run directly past the corner back and then have Joe Burrow throw the ball to you before the safety gets there the Bears seems like it's a winning play to me the Bears defense was playing lights out they were everywhere like every time we I mean we had the game on and every time Joe Burrow was back he was either under pressure or like very cover all those receivers were very covered the other note I had is just can we get Zach Taylor a shirt with a collar on it yeah I don't think he maybe a name tag he wears those like dry fit

shirts that you get for free from your football program to like work out twice in yeah and he wears those on the sidelines he's a guy that he needs he needs a collar yeah show show me just like a little bit of like I'm a coach yeah right exactly could even be like maybe a faux turtleneck yeah sure or a crew neck even yeah like a John Harbaugh fake fake turtleneck he could do the mock turtleneck or that works he could just do a crew neck sweatshirt like what you're wearing right now I would say that that's more but he has the thinnest collars on the dry fit shirts and the bacon collar they wrinkle up every guy deals with bacon collars bacon and Michael Jordan shout out that's quite a mustache he had in that commercial yes it was yes it was but that also

proves why he's the goat yep because he could do a Hitler mustache and still survive nobody said anything no one says anything imagine LeBron does that hmm we wouldn't let him off the hook definitely not she's she's all right so that's the Bears Bengals Bears are on the board also I'm not just saying it but I think no wait I don't think the I think the Patriots don't have the tiebreaker but our two teams are first in their first place in the division right now it looks good that's all you can ask for from your guys right put yourself in a position to compete and right now first first seat baby first place in the division all right next up Bill's Dolphins too has got a rib injury I've diagnosed it it's serious to mild well it's yeah

it's mild mild to serious it's mild well it's mild it's mild no fractures but as anybody that has had a rib injury will tell you not a lot of treatment between a broken rib and just a bruised ego I guess is what he has I also think his shoulder might be fucked up okay not to do this again but I do think he was acting a little weird okay all right no maybe his hip you're gonna get it right eventually maybe his hip ribs hip and shoulder that's that's what I thought initially when he landed and he started like limping off the field yeah maybe the hip again and oh I knew it was classic ribs he got carted off the field yeah he got carted in the locker room with ribs you always get carted off for a rib injury do you yeah okay totally yeah I don't know what's

going on with two right now but honestly the offense might have looked better with brissette I there I think it didn't look it didn't look that they couldn't block for shit Hank says no they couldn't block for shit they were getting destroyed by the bill's defense yeah brissette looked bad too yeah they couldn't block like I it was sometimes you you watch a football game for some reason what I mean their offensive line isn't their strength of their team but you're like okay well they are fucked all game because they couldn't like I think I think two got sacked on the first two drop backs like he was he had no chance so when the bill's defense is good there's like two things obviously like Josh Allen when he's throwing the ball well that's great but when the bill's

defense is good and their run game is good then that's when Josh can really be Josh and start doing things like what you remember when he threw across his body for that touchdown which you're not allowed to do not allowed to do unless you're Josh Allen it's still we're supposed to say we're supposed to keep the bills in check remember yeah and kind of like keep that that take a lap Josh bat throw good result the process was wrong we don't celebrate results here we celebrate the process we celebrate the ingredients that go into the dish not the final bite so Josh take a lap yep hit the weight room give me some reps come back stronger don't make that mistake again you got away with it this time you did but you won't next time nobody it's awesome it was he's really

the only guy who Mahomes and Josh Allen or the two guys maybe Rogers you throw him in there with in terms of arm strength through you're like that's a really bad pass but it's a really great pass so when he did it you could see him like you could see him process what was about to happen yeah and he thought like I'm not supposed to do it but fuck it yeah and it was pretty cool I'm not supposed to do it but my coaches don't have this fucking arm exactly yeah like they can coach me all they want if they lived one one day with this fucking arm they would they would do it yeah so I mean the question I have is do the bills have their swagger back this was a big time swagger back game yeah I mean they just they killed the dolphins this game was was unwatchable

and yet we watched it we watched every second of it because we have a dolphins fan as a co-worker and we we watched it all mm-hmm and Jake Jake and and Frank the bills also have Washington and Houston next but with that home oh they get some momentum swagger back swagger back Kansas City at tennis so they're gonna be two and two is what you're saying you got it swagger maybe tie with Washington oh the Texans will beat him yeah um all right I mean David Cully's punting game is second to none Davis Mills Mills mafia yeah bills mafia damn all right that's that's circle that one folks millsian man march that's gonna be a game uh yeah that game though I don't know the bills just were so much better than the dolphins dolphins had I don't think that like the bride floor is a good

coach one game isn't an indictment but they clearly have some issues with their offensive line and then Tua Tua would look bad before he got hurt and then he got hurt and now you're just asking yourself what's going on now to Sean Watson rumors all that shit I have no idea how that's gonna work out are you are they gonna trade for to Sean like give up all those picks get to Sean and then start him in a game like next week is that a possibility I don't know is Deshaun Watson like he's probably gonna have FBI surveillance on him at the game yeah well he's gonna have people wearing the windbreakers the blue windbreakers in the stands with binoculars making sure that that's where he is keeping tabs on I will say that if Deshaun Watson does get traded the dolphins

he will look awesome in that those colors of course he will look electric um Berset does not nope I I called that if you remember when he got traded there or signed there I was like that's not going to be a good luck well he's not exciting enough of a player and also he's he's hefty or yeah a little bit but let's just say this Jacoby Berset I'm not worried about his ribs getting damaged no definitely not he's got an extra pat he does enough damage to other people's ribs cow's ribs yes um all right Patriots jets I would like to start with the uh lasting image of this game so Patriots win 25 6 the last thing image of this game was our dear Billy football in a Zach Wilson jersey mumbling to himself he's got to be hurt or something he's he's got to be injured

after Zach Wilson through his fourth interception um Billy would you like to uh maybe tell us what his injury is it was such a I actually turned to you I was like Billy if you need help like defending a quarterback even though everything he puts out on film is terrible I'm your guy because I've been doing it forever like I there's a lot of quarterbacks that I've had to defend when everything that they've actually done you're like that doesn't make sense so I am here for you but walk us through the thought process look first off Bill Belichick had rave reviews to say about Zach Wilson he said okay that kid is going to be good he is good and he made some beautiful throws today that's Bill Belichick's words right now let me tell you now let me tell you

Justin Herbert two picks and went less than 50 completion rating in his first start against Bill Belichick Josh Allen three picks first start against Bill Belichick so you know there is present for good quarterbacks rookies to not do well against Bill Belichick yeah but the thing is that that Zach Wilson had Homer on the road twice as many intercepts as Justin Herbert did right but but those back-to-back ones in the beginning really set a bad tune for the rest of the game yeah oh how about the Billy can I just step in real quick just say he throws such a catchable spiral that defenders have an easy time picking it off no I you could tell that at the end of the game and coach Salah said that he was just sort of trying to by the way that's the right pronunciation

okay I was trying to just sort of make something happen at the end of these games and just hucking them up like sort of almost not hail like unplanned Hail Marys I call them spontaneous Hail Marys okay and they didn't really get on I thought didn't work I have a staff rebuild that will make you feel better uh Zach Wilson not under pressure we're not under pressure today he went 15 for 23 for 132 yards Zach Wilson we're not under pressure today went 15 for 23 for 132 yards zero intercepts four interceptions are not under pressure so we had all four of these interceptions were not under pressure but the first one was I'm not early throw I'm not like uh you know I didn't play football I don't know all the coverage and stuff what was the one when the guy that caught

the interception didn't have to move his feet okay that's the receiver was nowhere within like 10 yards of the ball that one was sort of for I was sort of like watching that that's when I was like he's hurt he's got to be hurt he's got to be hurt I'm like looking at it in like I understood where he was trying to get the ball but he just it was so short that I was like he like he's got to be hurt not get enough like mustard on the ball yeah I like how Billy before this game made it he put his cards on the table and said if if we win this game against the Patriots I'm going to go Mormon for the entire month of October which I like for a couple reasons one because you're giving yourself like a nice 19 or I guess no no nine day window to prepare to get all of your non Mormon activities

out of your system correct and then also knowing that the Jets were not going to win this game against the Patriots you at least got to act like you were putting something at stake there no I mean there was a lot at stake I actually thought the thing is uh Zach Wilson hasn't had his coming out party yet you know where he sort of shows everyone he's an amazing quarterback in the NFL and like you know the Patriots weren't the best opponent for him to develop as a quarterback you know so last week was pretty decent this week was a bump in the road but if you had like another team you know like maybe like uh yeah Atlanta Atlanta London in London perfect in three weeks three weeks there you go yeah I mean that I could see him do really well even even maybe Denver

would have been better no no no no no no no no no no British people have to hate us by now that's next week next week in Denver the ball down right now for my mortal lock of the century I don't care he's used to the altitude from BYU what do you think the spread's gonna be yeah let's play our favorite game guess the spread I don't think it's the spread Jets versus the Broncos defense four I'm gonna say seven and a half but he doesn't it four they were just they were just six point favorites to the Jags in Jacksonville it's gonna be like seven and a half I bet it's ten and a half look well I might actually take a lot of points that's a lot of points those guys get paid to play but you know Bellachek's warlock magic isn't involved like we gotta remember this was Bellachek

warlock magic this wasn't just four big fans just never coach defense yeah well we gotta pull out the same what's what's a big fan Joe's defense's record against what I have I have a feeling the reason why Bellachek's so good against rookie quarterbacks is that he knows the coverage he's like 50 50 on the road big fan Joe well he played a rookie quarterback today yeah I said yeah two interceptors they won by 10 and the only reason that they were even close to 10 was because kick return right so I'm gonna I think I'm actually gonna take the Broncos on that one but I just want to apologize to all of our British listeners who are going to have to watch the Jets and the Falcons they've been waiting I'm not waiting up for that they set their schedule

every year around like hey we're going to go to the game at Wimbledon Field or whatever they're playing this year and we export our worst products possible to them Tottenham where is that that's like that's south Manchester that's gross is it home game for the Falcons okay so that's actually like Sunday October 10th we're gonna get to them but that's actually a relief for Falcons fans they have one less home game and the other game the week after is Dolphin's Jags oh my god great they're gonna reinvade us they're gonna they're gonna start a war with us if we keep doing things like taking their prince and princesses and sending them our shittiest teams when do the Jaguars play the Jets because Sneaky yeah yeah we'll try after Christmas Sneaky that

could be a great game but no he's gonna say Sneaky Zach Wilson would be better than Trevor Lawrence Trevor yeah Trevor uh Trevor Lawrence through two picks today against a much half as many which is against a much inferior opponent no the Broncos defense is really good I know but they're not Belichick but Vic Vangio is a really good defensive mind I know but still I'm okay all right I've got to guess what good news is find out we'll find out next week that's the best part about this discussion I've got a stat for you big guy he's gonna throw six next week they said this during the game um that Robert how do you say the last name Billy are you sure it's Sala Sala okay I'm gonna trust Billy on this one as our Jets expert Robert Sala and his seven kids and his wife and his nanny

are all living in two hotel rooms together right now that's chaos I'm gonna be betting against the Jets until they rectify that situation yeah they gotta get a house because that is a man that is operating on no sleep he got hired like eight months ago yeah tough maybe he just likes room service maybe he just likes doing shampoo soup yep like doesn't have hair doesn't matter great but not great for winning games um one actual good thing about the Jets their defense didn't play terrible they ran the ball pretty well and Zach Wilson was asked after the game did he see ghosts and he said no that's huge they outplayed the Patriots besides the court besides the force besides the court back play all right so I do think that their defense looked good to that yeah

their defense their run game looked good yeah no it's you're right um I have a question for Hank and pft it was thrown out there Mack Jones is he the first ever guy that you can say he's a game manager but it's a compliment he's working his way into game shape he's he is a game manager right now he's they haven't gotten him to trust him to throw deep which is fine you know far anything like that I'd say assistant to the game manager right now he's a very nice like 22 completions for 186 yards but when you say game manager for a rookie who's you know playing you know starting game one obviously the second game but started game one I think that's actually a compliment to be like he's a game manager right now Bellachick you know what happens is Bellachick

trusts him to do some things out there yeah but I was thinking about like obviously whenever we say game manager it's a it's a terrible thing to say about a quarterback but I think this is the one case where it's actually a compliment because you're like he's a game manager right now only where to go only way to go is up yeah I think when they're playing games against actually good teams when it's close and you know it's like a third and fourth quarter battle trying to you know get every advantage you kind of win a game it might be a little more frustrating but he did everything he needed to do today and they won easily he didn't lose he didn't make any like Zach Wilson types crazy stupid interception throws like he just he managed the game did we had to do an easy win

yeah I I mean it was great that he got to compete against the guy that got picked so many spots ahead of him and show who clearly the better quarterback is right now at this point and that would be Mack over Zach well it's more probably the system than anything but so if you think and also Zach Wilson might be injured I think it rolls in reverse that's probably the same thing's going to happen who would you rather have right now Zach Wilson or Mack Jones Mack Jones definitely okay so yeah so he is the superior back yeah for sure yeah over Zach no doubt but back back does like one weird thing game I've noticed yes so he threw the backwards bounce pass like the chest pass last week today he improved on that a little bit and he threw a forward chest bounce pass when

he was getting sacked he just you know he tries to do too much sometimes but um it's a rookie it's a compliment says a game manager he gets those DUIs saying it is he is doing enough to win football games and I'm sure that he will get they will progress him to a point where he can throw it you know deep and and open up the offense for all good quarterbacks are game managers good point well that was philosophical I feel like Patrick Mahomes you you progressed yeah from being a game manager the next step is he does your playmaker right that's the next in line yeah game manager playmaker or a gunslinger but no you don't want a gunslinger no but a gunslinger can be a playmaker like Josh and he's developed into a better game manager factor fiction I like

this all quarterbacks are game I think I think you know am I wrong about Josh I don't like you disagree this is kind of like a coaching for his job like they actually are managing the game they exactly can be I know because sometimes a game manager can be a facilitator that's like the worst version of a game manager yeah so you can facilitate and still stink you just you're actively running the offense I seriously meant as a compliment I took it as a comment no I thought about it I was like it's usually set said as a bad thing but for Mac Jones I think it's a good thing that he's already winning a football game doing the things right and then they'll go from there I agree wholeheartedly I just want to talk about Zach Wilson's foreign reception some more

Mr. I&T yeah I'm sorry on the previous show I said the Jets were probably gonna score three points I scored six so so your boys boys your face read right now yeah so the Patriots account tweeted out after his third interception it was a second for JC Jackson yeah but it was his it was his third interception overall the Patriots account tweeted out like Mr. I&T back at it again now they're going to claim that they were referring to JC Jackson being Mr. I&T but for all intents and purposes this podcast will be referring from this point forward to Zach Wilson as Mr. I&T I just have this like sick feeling that the Patriots are gonna get beaten by the Jets in the playoffs with Zach Wilson which year 2028 no like this year I feel like this year yeah I feel

like this is gonna be a turning moment Billy also come back I'm gonna whenever you start since like that I need you to specify if you mean sick is in like really bad or sick is in like totally sweet no like I feel like this is that moment where everyone was talking shit about the Jets that they're gonna go back to when they win this is the start of Zach Wilson's championship as the Jets always do yeah like sort of like the sort of like the the box game blown out by the Saints then coming back and winning like that's sort of reversed okay I can see that happening yeah yeah I don't see any difference between those two teams yeah maybe your head coach can buy a house first and then we can work on winning a playoff game he's working on it all

all right next up 49ers Eagles I like Jalen Hertz I really do actually I think he's like gonna be good but when you wear the Jim Carrey mask suit or better known as to the kids is the somebody suck me Dave suit before a game you gotta win the game at bare minimum you have to cover the spread you can't show up in the somebody suck me suit and not win the game I actually didn't see the suit but oh yeah he wore it I agree I don't think I need to see it yeah no he was with any war any ward in the postgame to the full yellow suit oh my god yeah like the yellow pinstripe suit suit it wasn't like fully suit suit but it was a yellow like canary yellow suit Jesus Christ yeah you can't do that you have to this is like I think you gotta string together at

least a couple games before you break out the somebody suck me you have to be like at least four games away from getting bench for Nate Sudfield yes to break out that suit yes I agree so that was this game was like defensive battle very frustrating to watch I I'm still like the Eagles to sum up this game the Eagles had a 91 yard pass completion and scored zero points from it that is really really hard to do a 91 yard pass completion and they scored zero points from my that's so impossible I'm just starting to get frustrated because every time I see this 49ers offense I it's making me want to see Tray Lance I know I know I want a nice guy very nice guy very nice guy I'll say this about him he takes porn stars out on a date before he has sex yep that's

not every guy would nope they might just be like what room do you live in they would just deliver the pizza I will show up yeah I'm Jimmy Grappolo I'm perverted an Italian yep let's get it on yeah yeah for dinner paid for it I would assume yep so he's a very nice very nice guy uh he got the 49ers to a Super Bowl very nice guy could have won a Super Bowl but every time I see that offense operate it just makes me want to see what Tray Lance looks like in that offense and not to bring it back to Zach Wilson but I feel like performances like that are going to make Kyle Shanahan less likely to play his rookie quarterback he's going to make him gun is in gunshot because this offense could be really really good and fun to watch if Tray Lance is a good quarterback

well and I guess the difference is in you know all all these different situations with the rookie quarterbacks it's it's team by team like the reason why the Trevor Lawrence is is starting is because the Jags stink the same with the Jets like that this is why I think Justin Fields should be playing because I don't think the Bears are uh like Super Bowl contending team the 49ers actually are a Super Bowl contending team so they kind of have to play Jimmy Grappolo until Tray Lance can come in and be really good because you don't want to submarine a season that could be special with a rookie quarterback making mistakes so I understand why Jimmy Grappolo is in but I completely agree with you it was frustrating watching this game it was just

a defensive slugfest I will say that the Niners defense I think they've had some injuries I just love a defense that tackles well and they do they like any defense you can tell right away like any defense that has four guys tackling running back catching a screen pass like that's it's just awesome when they all just swarmed the ball it doesn't it most defense don't have that ability or I don't know it's like sense of urgency I just love watching a defense that swarms the ball I also want to give credit to Kyle Shanahan being the time zone god yeah Kyle Shanahan right now I think he's six and one now on the east coast yep and maybe five and own his last five and before Kyle Shanahan was the coach of the Niners I believe they were oh and 13 damn traveling to the east

coast time zones are a fickle little bitch yeah but Kyle Shanahan has figured him out he did it he did it um also Brandon Graham got injured I think he's out for the year Achilles that sucks that stuff that sucks for the Eagles uh speaking time zones credit to the Raiders fighting time zones I thought that was going to be a nice segue to an advertiser no it wasn't it was the Raiders going from Monday night football all the way to Pittsburgh and beating the Pittsburgh Steelers Derek Carr redemption season is officially on can someone find me the Raiders schedule when their next prime time game is because we will get a very sappy piece about Derek Carr and how no one believes in him and also Derek Carr had that thing where

his uh post game uh interview on the field on Monday night went viral so now everyone's going to be trying to suck off that tip they're going to be like we got to get him he's emotional that was great we got to fucking sit down with him talk with him we got Jake week four Monday night at the Chargers oh that's two Monday night games in the first four and who's he playing week three uh home against the dolphins next week so if they go three you know and then they're oh my god it's going to be an extended Derek Carr sit down here's what I'm worried about get ready here's what I'm worried about the Raiders peaking too early well John Gruden John Gruden we know this we have this conversation like every year about John Gruden but and I find myself falling in it I'm

like I think the Raiders might be for real no I wrote down are they for real I wrote down say something nice about John Gruden because this is going to turn yeah this is going to turn on them it happens like every year mid-october being around John Gruden it's a bit much for longer than a couple months yes they do a pretty favorable favorable but they always turn they always turn they'll probably they'll probably beat the chiefs or or play well against the chiefs and then they won't win a game after I mean just I'll be their super think about all the weird shit that had to happen last week for them to win that week one game yeah that type of stuff probably won't continue to fall into John Gruden's lap over the course TJ walk it's injured today which is pretty significant

yeah he's probably I don't know top 10 player in the NFL John Gruden saw the the punt that David Cully pulled where he accepted fourth down was like you know what I'm going to punt on fourth and one down two scores yep with less than 10 minutes left of the game yes I I love so I'm gonna say something nice about John Gruden I love that touchdown pass to Henry rugs when it's like third and ten so the set it's set up this way third and ten on their own 39 they're up two so they're up 16 14 the Steelers had just scored a touchdown 935 and left in the fourth quarter you can easily just be like you know what we're gonna punt we're gonna play defense we're gonna try to win this game that way he goes calls a bomb play to Henry rugs touchdown game over like that basically

ended the game he went for it 65 yard bomb I love that play call I love that he went for it you could see it on his face after he's like fuck yes man um so that that's my compliment to John Gruden and also getting your team from an emotional Monday night win short short week traveling to the east coast that's that's impressive that's impressive by the Raiders yeah I hope that it lasts I want John Gruden to to be around in this I guess he's going to be around no matter what because he's got like 20 more years left on his contract but I like I like the Raiders as an idea yeah right I like the idea of the Raiders being a good team and a force because they're one of those they're one of those the league is a better place yes when when the Las Vegas Raiders

are doing crazy shit um should we have the conversation about how sad it is to watch Ben Roths or uh quarterback I I saw Ben Rothesburgers doing his own hard knocks have you seen that oh is this similar to what was it called bigger than Ben bigger than no this is a different one altogether it got like 400 views on youtube this one no and it's hard knocks but if you know what the pesky thing about hard knocks is um a lot of times when it comes out the memories are almost too fresh so with big ben he puts his out like four weeks after the events occur and then you get to go back in time and watch big ben prepare for a preseason game nice so in this one I think about six minutes of the 15 minutes we're just him apple picking with his kids love it which was great and

then him little early him playing golf with his kids love it and then him driving to the stadium scoring a touchdown pointing at his wife and waving at her so it really gave you an all inclusive backstage pass to Ben Rothesburgers life I highly recommend taking a look at it I'm gonna have to watch I can't set Jake can you set a reminder for us maybe for Halloween to go back and watch big ben's documentary on the week two game against the Raiders maybe we should start watching it and reviewing it instead of talking about big ben playing football because it's a bummer it's a bummer well like he's hit that that uh one sack that he took when he was trying furiously to climb the pocket and he just couldn't do it fast enough and someone I think Max Krause became all the way around

and tripped him up that was sad it was a sad thing to watch there were a few games this this weekend where you could very starkly see the difference between like new legs and legs on a player that it's been in the league for a few years right and with big Ben his legs have been around there are a lot of mileage on that it was and he can't he like can't throw it I mean if he throws it deep it's pretty much a 25 percent interception 25 percent catch 50 percent throws it 10 yards away from anyone on the field like it's just I don't know I'm sad I don't you know what let's not do this right now let's wait let's give him a couple more weeks but the nice thing about Ben is he gets better the more injured he gets yeah so I think the problem with big Ben is he's too healthy

right yeah yeah as a season yeah as the season goes along and every other player gets banged up big Ben is going to become healthier yeah with his new injuries yes you're right okay he's able to tolerate pain more than probably any other player in the NFL okay let's table this yeah let's table because right now the problem with big Ben he his body isn't too good of shape and it's also hard to judge big Ben because he looks the same yes even though he did lose weight but he looks the same he's always been like he's always had the look even when he was a rookie of a 20 year out of shape quarterback well yeah I think we were saying that last week where it's like when he was when he was bigger being slow made more sense because he still moves the same way right with his slender

for I don't think he's picked up any speed right so in there let's let me just say that their offensive line is bad they're trying to figure out new offensive line but yeah let's table this conversation the only other thing I had from this game was Najee Harris if he retires tomorrow he has done enough in his career with that stiff arm of Jonathan Abram because he basically put a highlight he he manhandled Jonathan Abram and I was thinking about it Najee Harris basically now has like in 20 years someone will tweet if Twitter's still around God God help us I hope it isn't someone will tweet Najee Harris was a real one and it will just be that no he could do nothing else in his career by Najee Harris built different bull not here's confirmed real one yeah we knew

that when he was driving to Alabama's pro day just to see his boys practice right real ones remember Najee Harris I do remember Najee Harris he is he's an awesome player I think that like today he showed that like the Steelers have a playmaker yeah he's going to be good he's going to be very good running back that farm was awesome the stiff arm was yeah it was incredible it was it was truly built different I also I took down this note Derek Carr has 817 passing yards through two games I think Derek Carr might be good now I think I think he's again I think he quietly became a good quarterback we gotta wait let's wait it's similar similar to Big Ben I've been hating on Derek Carr for a long time he'll find the middle ground both of them what is this the eight-year bump

for Derek Carr at this point nine I think nine-year bump yeah and we all know Derek Carr he he's an emotional guy yep he plays better when he doesn't have somebody looking over his shoulder Marcus Marriota nice guy got injured we hope that he's okay he never root for injuries that's another man's livelihood we're talking about here but Derek Carr plays better knowing that the biggest threat to his job is Nathan Peterman you were so excited at the thought of Nathan Peterman that you were like calling out you're like it's Peterman time it's Peterman time we all were like I'm pretty sure that's still Derek Carr out yeah I was very much looking for you I was looking you're like this is awesome Peterman backed up we're like that's number four that's Derek Carr

Nathan Peterman is like it's such a great surprise to get on any Sunday when you don't plan for it it's incredible it's just it adds like a little spark of joy to your day I hope he stays in the league forever just for the surprise Nathan Peter I think he's gonna stay in the league forever just because John Gruden's contract is forever and John Gruden just turns the entire preseason into a giant Nathan Peterman exhibition match it's true it's true um uh before we get to the next game uh quick word from our friends is shady rays correct yeah I love shady rays I'm rocking my shady rays aviators right now love shady rays they are the best sunglasses in the biz and they're going to help you out they're going to get you two high quality pairs of shades for the price of one

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cowboys in prime time you gotta watch the cowboys in prime i gotta i gotta i have to watch the game we gotta pin on that i have to watch the game to understand magic johnson's tweets in context yep day after christmas washington at dallas so pft why would why would we not watch that game washington at dallas ran away well fits will be back by then so it'll be exciting yeah um all right panther saints uh are the panthers good i don't know i don't know i i think that jamis taught us a lesson today and that's that lacy doesn't travel well you know what better in the dome that was an arm punt it was it was as good as a punt it ended up only netting like 15 yards but it was still an arm punt they should have swatted it down yep i mean don't get me started on the brass

guy also or the Oklahoma guy i think this entire weekend was just straight up like a giant drum contest and the panthers saw all the all the like shine going to produce drum and mizuz giant drum yep they're like hey we got our big-ass keep pounding drum yep right here no one's talking about that it was a drum game i just so i was thinking about it the panthers are now two and oh uh who they play week one the jets the jets okay so we can't count really good team well the jets are going to beat the jet patriots in the playoffs so the panthers have sam donald uh i obviously we have more to go we need a bigger sample size but as of right now the question of was it sam donald the jets is leaning towards it was the jets right he's looked pretty good christian

mccaffrey is all the way back he's looked really good the panthers defense has been very good and i looked it up the panthers next six games at the texans at the cowboys home for the eagles vikings and then at the giants and falcons that we could be sitting here in week eight talking about a six and two panthers team and being like whoa panthers like there's always that one team that comes out of nowhere who gets into the playoffs i think the panthers i'll put them under frisky right now but i got my eye on them because they might be good if the panthers make the playoffs joe brady is going to get a head coaching job immediately immediately he's going to be the hottest name it's going to be like him and debil and matt rule is like i mean he for a guy who

spit on himself by accident on national television he's smarter than i thought he yeah i don't know jury's still out i think on matt rule i think matt rule he's got a dumb face he's got a very dumb face and he the smock doesn't help in the vincent and afrio kind of it's almost like his his his neck is eating his own shoulders yeah he's becoming like all head yeah at this point but i just i'm like the saints that was a classic letdown spot after killing the packers they haven't been home in a month um they're they have they're dealing with a lot of injuries jamis people are going after him he's making smart decisions sorry the the his receivers aren't making plays on the ball but i think the panthers might be frisky yeah also might be good also i'm kind of throwing this one

out the window for the saints because they had like all their coaches out with covet yeah right they've dealt with everything so i'm not even jay this game doesn't even count in my opinion for jamis's season no no the you know what if anything this makes the likelihood that he gets comeback player of the year even higher because he has to come back from the adversity that he faced in week two correct when he threw those bad interceptions correct but um do you think that there's like when drew breezes on sunday night football tonight and he's talking about the saints panthers game you think he's relieved that jamis didn't go out there and throw five touchdowns again because at that point it becomes while drew breeze was really really holding the team back

last year yeah i think he's rooting for the saints to do well yeah but not too well right i i agree with you there i think he definitely if you if you put true wouldn't be the worst inside his hair plugs he would be like i'd like for them to go 10 6 and 1 right get a wildcard spot especially because now that he has retired and he's on tv he gets like when you go back when you go directly to tv you can get criticized right away so i think that it would be like oh they were the drew breeze was really holding them back and also who the fuck is he trying to fool with his new hair right right like there's some anger that's simmering with drew breeze you can't show up with the new hair try to pass it off and also be the guy that held your team back i also like it when guys go straight

to tv and they become the biggest unabashed homers ever right it's like tony dungey will never pick against the colts correct i want drew breeze to just be like my saints and to just like get really into defending the saints right on national television the fact that he hasn't done that i think it's because he's still feeling like i he knows that he was not at the peak of his power yes towards the end of his career by the way we need to get like um who's the guy who's been on a million teams like jamal crawford or someone like that into tv just to watch them be like uh my hawks my clippers like you just see which team he defends come down the list yeah like 15 different teams wasn't there a guy recently who got traded was lou will beaverley beaverley i think has been on

like a million teams oh yeah he got traded like twice right yeah he got traded to memphis and then from memphis to somewhere else yeah he's been on like half the teams that would be fun um spencer haas spencer haas yes yes i i'm just throwing it out there i got you i got my eyes on the panthers i'm throwing it out there i've got my eyes on the panthers i'll be watching what you're doing i'll be taking notes i'm watching it when they're playing on thursday night thursday night against the texas mills mafia mills mafia watch out yeah but now i've i've really put myself in a predicament because i said i've been on the texas but you got your eyes on the panthers yeah you got your eyes on the panthers but you know what this this could be a letdown game it could be a letdown

game for the panthers what are the texas gonna let down from i mean david culley uh i hope you being extra conservative i hope david culley punts on second down on thursday night that would be great i hope he keeps getting better and better yeah he would have if david culley was the coach of penn state he wouldn't have complained about having to put on a rough state as a favor yeah thank you appreciate it let me do this every time we had to make a mistake yes got my eyes on the panthers it's all i'm gonna say all right uh next up uh broncos jaguars i mean we have to lead with urban meyer releasing a statement so broncos win 2313 urban meyer afterwards released a statement uh it is the whole team arm in arm and it says hang in there with us we're gonna get

better the one thing about jacksonville and the 904 go to sleep knowing there's not going to be any group working harder to get this thing flipped and it might not be me because i'm gonna take the usc job in a few weeks but the rest of this group they're gonna get this thing flipped all right so i think urban did two great things with a statement okay number one i think uh well first of all the fact that he knew what the area code was that shows that he's a real shout out shout out uh the the first real thing that i thought he did good with this statement was he set himself up very nicely to say for the good of the team i will retire from coaching them because i'm not the guy to get the job done here and i'm taking a look in the mirror and it's about accountability in this league starting

with myself right therefore holding myself accountable i'm resigning this job to go move to southern california yes second thing that i thought he did well he he also acknowledged tim tebow with the general tone yep of the speech but also the jaguars organization as a whole by putting this statement out they have people scrambling to their computers so quickly to just castellanos meme yes this statement yes that no one's stopping to talk about exactly what went wrong in the game and what a bad job that he's actually doing on the field that's a fantastic point it really kind of it sets itself up very nicely for a castellanos it's uh has memes done it yet no i'm sure he has though he's trying he wants to he probably has a burner that's done we got to get a shot call

yes yes but it is um very very big time tampa bay lightning vibes of the we know this isn't the result you wanted or asked for which they then won two in a row so maybe that maybe that works i don't know the jags watch out i also it also could have uh covered up for the jags tweeting in the first quarter after trevor lorenz threw a touchdown pass trevor lorenz is going to be a problem they were waiting for that to be able to do that and then he threw two interceptions so like a problem for who yeah problem is very it's a very open-ended statement on that one yeah uh not so on trevor lorenz but i'm still saying bust right now he's playing like a bust trevor lorenz is a bust i'd say if you were to re-rank the quarterbacks in the draft right now yeah i love

the redrafts by the way let's do it let's go all right number one sam ellinger okay number two you go number two healthy zack wilson healthy zack wilson yes okay uh number three i'm going to go with tre lance okay i'm gonna take my guy jesson fields f1 and then i guess mac jones okay he's more of a game manager and then trevor lorenz and then trevor lorenz number six okay redraft what kevin kevin kevin number six okay then mac jones then trevor lorenz then trevor lorenz game manager is a good thing everyone's a game manager would you say i mean you couldn't say that trevor lorenz is a game manager this exactly you wouldn't take a healthy zack wilson he's not even a facilitator exactly dudes dudes battling serious serious injury but we don't know i think

it's his elbows or something no i mean both of his elbows no like like if you get he fell and he hit both of his funny bones no but if you get a hit on a play and then you have to throw the ball in the next play like you might have a stinger and then that happens three more times and also you don't get hit on the plays that you throw the interceptions because again you play before on yeah no pressure um i mean no one really talks about the fact that zack wilson isn't he isn't our body is like that of a 12 year old yeah so it is a good chance that he might get injured he's got to lose a headband by the way not to go back to zack wilson but he's got to lose it until he gets good he's got to lose a headband's are for winners and jimmy hinders

yes um all right so trevor lorenz though he had like i don't want to say it was a josh rosin stat line because he probably threw the ball too many times but he was 14 for 33 118 yards two picks yeah not great he stuffed the stat line a little too much for josh rosin stat line like he had one touchdown in two picks uh but i don't i i'm still under the uh assumption that the jaguars are failing trevor lorenz not trevor lorenz is failing the jaguars i think it's both okay i don't think yeah they deserve each other they deserve each other but credit to teddy bridge water too yes spread machine dude i mean the broncos are good what what are you laughing at the tweet i just sent you guys what is it it's about this game it's uh the jaguars twitter account

tweeted out the handshake of trevor lorenz and teddy bridge water in the background it looks like the jag's mascot is just like oh yeah what's the jackson deville jackson deville one of the guys holy shit he's like i'm out of here that's amazing it looks like he's gone full su season right that's amazing um he's taken a header off the upper deck yeah no the broncos the broncos are also in i would put the broncos in my panthers category start a file for me frisky teams i got my eyes on that i might elevate to good no i i would like to officially elevate the Denver broncos okay let's do it at this point i think i think they're good i thought that the jaguars we're going to win this game outright but the broncos look really good on there and they're

also going to be 3 and 0 because they play the jets next and and we haven't even dipped into denver october yet yep what's Denver october it's just tough to play in denver in the month of october it's september and october september is the real one october as well right we used to call proctober no i think it's just september but we can we can extend it if you'd like to yeah spooky season yeah it's it's it's a combo of the altitude and the heat in september um they play the ravens week four that will be a big first test for they have a buy next week against the jets and then they play the ravens uh in denver so there we go what uh all right next up cardinals vikings this game was fucking awesome back and forth crazy plays kyler Murray's insane he had a couple

bad throws we'll throw that out there but he was making insane plays including the uh when the vikings went like all out blitz on him fourth and five and he threw that ball uh to basically win the game obviously the vikings missed a kick kirk cousins the kirk cousins defenders almost had their day but they didn't uh but dalvin cook was like dalvin cook was insane for the vikings yeah kirk cousins had a very good first half yeah but also this game was filled with the college defense type lapses where the secondary just forgot to cover a guy on both sides it was chaos yeah it was chaos there was always a guy that was just running free with 15 yards of grass around him and to kirk credit he hit his receivers when he had to in the first half but it almost felt like watching

those first two quarters of craziness that the game was going to grind to a halt in the second half and it kind of did and stop me if you heard this before but the minnesota vikings kicking game blew another easy chip shot for a win there's it's just something about that position in minnesota they're just never going to get it right and what's the craziest part is it's so cruel that last week he hit like a big kick to go to overtime and then this week to win a game he can't hit it whoever it is i just assume it's blare wash though oh fun sad about kyler Murray a little saber metrics yeah he's never seen star wars oh so i like him a little bit more i've never seen i think i've seen most of was it episode one the empire strikes back i've never seen any of them yeah i've

seen the original one thanks his head at least like two-thirds of it but they were asking him are you doing the baby yoda celebration after the after the touchdown he's like i have no idea what baby yoda is that tells me also that he's not on twitter which is i mean i know he's got the k1 account yeah it doesn't spend any time on the website or the app because he would have seen the baby yoda memes well and he's also like he he looks like baby yoda he looks make that because he's so small yeah uh i think people have actually done that height height update that's what chamberlain jones calls him oh baby yoda okay he looked taller in week one looks shorter week two looked really short the reds yeah um he was awesome though it's so much fun to watch and

play and uh yeah i mean i the vikings should have won this game i really do think that because they were just running them running all over the cardinals they obviously were in a place to win that game it was also a very uh pro vikings crowd down in arizona and that's because that's where all the old people from minnesota go to retire correct they don't move to florida they move to arizona the midwest goes to arizona yeah yes yes i think there was like a false start in the first half that was caused by the minnesota vikings fans and ron delmore shout out perdu that's my nice thing about perdu boiler up i love ron delmore he's awesome but when he gets the ball in the open field sometimes i think it's kyler murray running with the ball yeah they do kind of have

a similar look to him and yeah he i just rewatched that touchdown he had there was no one even close to him um and then jj watt like tweeting about like the afc richman shirt and being like just like ted lasso says you gotta believe uh that's just that's just jj watt i expected that just jj being jj i like ted lasso but i expected that yeah ted like it's a great tv show but some people what as the kids say liking ted lasso is not a personality and i know that's not what jj was doing but i just know that jj watt being a huge ted lasso fan is the least shocking news of all time and i mean that in a nice way i actually do think that liking ted lasso should count as a personality trait at least half yeah like most people's personalities are based around shows that

they like yeah right and that's okay people can say they read books as part of their personality why can't i say i want i have watched tv shows while i scroll twitter did you see uh jj apologizing to dalvin cook after he injured him oh he did so jj took out dalvin cook's knee and then approached dalvin cook and took a knee and talked to him i was like hey man listen all respect we're going to get up stronger knock me down eight times get up nine class at jj was jj was honestly trying to fix the mistake that he made yes yes because i mean i'm being serious now i know it's hard sometimes when we talk about him but he's not a dirty player no so that would i i wouldn't be uh shocked if he felt very bad about a play not going you know getting someone hurt or he was mic'd up or he was

mic'd up Hank that was you saying that not us uh but yes he could have been mic'd up remember when he told ray rice like i've i've eaten bigger burritos than you that was just a coincidence he didn't know he was mic'd up for that one he was like that's that's a major brison to shamble like i've got some one-liners ready because the microphone's gonna be us um all right falcons bucks i what happened to arthur smith's chin oh i didn't see no he has none oh yeah yeah he's thick list no i know i know i know but like what it's shocking every time i see it i did go back and look i'd search arthur smith chin to see if there was some kind of like issue that i didn't know about and just the first two results for me and you talking about is no chin like seven months

ago yeah but i he's the opposite of bill cower like i don't know i don't know if you can win football games no chin i'm pulling it up right now it it also has to do with the fact that he keeps his mouth open a lot yeah so sometimes the bottom of the chin disappears into the neck especially if you got if you're lugging around a couple extra pounds can you get chin implants implants you can probably get a chin implant i just know that if i were a player transplant i would be looking at him he should i try to coach me up i'd be like dude you got no chin it's very tough to judge whether or not arthur smith is a good coach right now he's got no chin right gotta grow beard you got it you got yes there we go yeah good point hank you don't know from anything besides just no helping

a guy out no hank is just he knows what makes a guy i i totally forgot like you're sitting right here we should have mentioned when we started saying no chin um so what how do you live i don't know your time i'm just talking about this arthur's this guy's situation do you have trouble eating i've troubled dipping but not that you know nothing has anything to do with anything do you ever like think that you're gonna choke yourself to death no with your chin no or lack thereof i don't know what you're talking about do you have you ever tried to like go you know those those machines that are you like lay upside down to like stretch out your back you ever tried to do that to stretch out your chin maybe see if it will fall back into place i would be lying if i

said i haven't looked up the chin implant thing and and they exist they do like five grand we should do it i mean that'd be worth it for for arthur smith and yeah for our jiver did you ever actually like bite like the top of your chin with your upper no teeth no do you ever get worried that it's like melting and it's just gonna keep going down like falling down your chest no okay i think that's all of our chin yeah um but yeah he should get a chin at least doesn't have a bill of brian chin which would you rather have i would rather have a bill of brian chin with a hole in it yeah i dude yeah i hope he can grow a beard because hanks right and again not speaking from experience hank is right he needs to grow a beard he has no chin you know what he needs he just needs to do the

dan quinn just like fu manchu thing or even like or even just like a really thin line like that's like here's where a chin should be what if he just grew a chin strap yeah that would be great okay here's what he should do he should grow the chin strap beard and then always have ear pods in his ears yes and they'd walk around his team would respect him my problem is uh i think i think riscilla and chris long came up with this coordinator face arthur smith has coordinator face when you look at him he should be up at up in the booth with you know a diet coke and a shitload of dip in his mouth he shouldn't like when i see him on the sideline and something bad happens i'm like oh god this guy he doesn't know what he's doing

i think the problem with arthur smith is he just he doesn't have a thing about him like he's thingless if you look at his face yeah even his name yeah like at least matt patricia put a pencil in his ear right and was like a little husky right had a giant beard and words hat backwards tomsu really stunk yeah tomsu farted in press conferences tomsu is just he's overflowing with things he's got things for days arthur smith there's the only thing that you can say about arthur smith is yeah he looks like the son of the guy that owns fedex right and he's got no chin right but yeah it's impossible to tell if he's a good coach or not all right well we won't be mean to him i just i just if you give emerald legazi a box of graham crackers right and like a

can of chunky soup true he said cook me a dinner you you couldn't tell if he was a good chef or not very good so right now with what he's got on the falcons i think the jury's still out but he needs something to tide us over until they get some players that we can evaluate right so i can know who arthur smith is if i run into him on a street right now uh as far as matt ryan goes he makes me sadder than ben ronthus oh yeah he's sad it's sad it's very sad watching him try to throw like a 40-yard pass today yeah no i said i said it last week i understood his receiver i'm sad for him by like seven yards yeah it's it's a sad situation and guess what the falcons were actually competitive in this game and then you we had uh the back-to-back pick sixes that i

didn't realize because when you're sitting there watching all of nfl sunday and there's a million tv's a million things i thought it was a replay he's the same guy mike edwards had back-to-back pick sixes like three minutes apart the falcons were in that game it was well not in that game but they were down 10 they were covering and then those two pick sixes happened and it was lights out so i give them credit for hanging around a little bit against the bucks team that we all think is i mean they are super old favorites grog somehow is young grog again i don't understand that actually back today yeah officially back and uh yeah i think the bucks are going to just like cruise through the regular season from all the valor he's stolen yeah that's true yeah he gets good

point he's upset when grog's commercial comes on i i want to give credit to mike evans our co-worker steven shape point of this out but i think that we need to we need to use our platform to amplify what a good thing mike evans did today please he scored a touchdown and he handed the ball to a grown man in the stands so cam newton you know he makes it all about oh look at me i'm cam newton i'm doing all this cool stuff i'm gonna score a touchdown and i'm gonna hand the ball to a kid who looks up to me because i'm being a role model for him just being selfish because he knows the cameras on him mike evans on the other hand he does not discriminate between handing the ball to a child or an adult male autograph collector right so congratulations to mike evans thank you

for your service yes adult male memorabilia collectors are people too yeah so steven he's been on the show you've heard him on the show steven tweeted uh i love that mike evans will give the ball to kids and adults alike i'd probably melt if he ever threw me a td ball but steven is he's he's he's mac with chase hutley and always sunny yeah like he just wants to catch with mike evans that's all he wants steven chay is every guy in the background of a buffalo wild wings commercial yes yes sincerely i mean i mean that in a good way yeah i think steven is a good guy very nice guy very nice and i actually do think that he would melt if mike evans tossed him a ball i think he would melt if he ever threw me a td ball i think he would just he would he would

crumble into a little pile and oh mike mike mike i'm your biggest fan like if steven brings his own son to the game he's a father of two steven so let's say he's not with his kids but he's at a game he catches a ball from mike evans and there's like a bunch of little kids no chance one row behind him uh suck it losers yeah yeah no steven got it i think i think steven brings his own football to a game so he would turn around hand his football to the kids yeah and hang on to the mike evans and let's be honest steven would catch the ball better than anyone else because you have his receiver's gloves on so he'd be good also i mean are any of these kids out there running a four seven forty

i don't think so and we really need right now four seven i thought that's what he just clocked in at like now now he's in his peak he was a four four he's a four four he's he's he had he had speed nfl speed top level top level nfl speed that was with pads on two yeah when he was 21 years old no big deal but yeah credits mike evans thank you sir bill is looking at me what the fuck um all right yeah yeah so we need to get steven a game ball i will not rest until that happens uh all right wrapping up we got two more games cowboys chargers this game was painful painful to watch i actually tweeted out during it and i really stand by it if you told me what hell is if you said hey you're going to hell it would be

that i have to bet this over and watch this game on loop because it felt like there were a million touchdowns called back there were only two for the chargers there were 20 penalties it was sloppy every drive like both teams could operate their offense and then nothing would happen out of it yeah it was like if you're playing basketball against your older brother and you're beating him for the first time ever and he keeps calling made up fouls right in the game to not let you win that's what was happening to both teams offenses every time anything good would happen the flag bug would pop up at the bottom yep and we'd have to redo the entire shitty play all over again the chargers had one ball i think they caught it like the two yard line

they're getting ready to score a touchdown towards the end of the game and we knew the second they got the ball you said it before i was like well there's going to be like a holding then an offensive pass interference then a delay of game and they're going to get backed up and if they're lucky they'll make a field goal yeah turns out i was wrong they called illegal shift instead of the holding and then they got backed up then justin herbert got called well they called a sack on justin herbert when he was stiff arming a guy yep the refs very astutely did not let justin herbert get sacked and then have somebody taunt him after the sack so they just blew the play dead yep and then they backed him up to like the 30 yard line they ended up making the field

goal and then mike mccarthy despite his best efforts his most valiant cool clock mike mccarthy wanted to break it to the white house efforts did not fuck himself over in the end like he tried to by not calling that time out and instead sent what greg zerline out there for a 56 yarder which is richard but mike mccarthy afterwards was asked he said the clock i was watching went off the board so i don't fully understand that because there are multiple clocks in an NFL stadium especially one that's brand new so i think maybe for future opponents of the dallas cowboys if you can just figure out which clock mike mccarthy's looking at all game and then at a key moment shut it off he won't be able to find another clock i think the stadium full

of clocks he won't be able to find maybe he just watched the end of the alabama florida game and he was like that's what's happening right now yeah we're getting screwed we're getting screwed right now so he just stares at it waiting for to come back on and then he gave like a further explanation of it too where he was saying that like he had he just basically tossed out a lot of words yes about the situation they had planned and it's like well if there's between 17 and 12 seconds left here's what you do in that situation if there's between 12 and 9 seconds left here's what we're doing with our personnel groups but at the end of the day it's like mike just call time out yeah just call time out it's very you don't have you're overthinking you have one call

a time out one but they ended up winning the game don't know if the cowboys are good yet i do know that paulard is good uh i was just saying i wrote that down yeah is who's who's backfield we're taught so that's the other game that's the other game that i had in my this guy's got young legs game yeah paulard's got young legs ezekiel eliot lost all that weight looks slower than he did before yep i i literally wrote down is it tony paulard's backfield i think it is who's man's he had 13 rushes for 109 yards zeke had 16 rushes for 71 yards that's math mm-hmm also i'm happy for dan quinn cool guy dan quinn with his backwards hat which is so funny that he's like i'm just gonna rock this backwards all the time defense played well it's a rebrand for dan quinn and jesson herbert

like that was a sloppy sloppy game for the chargers they should have wanted a million different ways he still is up there he actually i'll put him in the list of patch from home's josh alan erin rogers and jesson herbert of guys who can throw across their body across the field and be like you know what that was a good throw because his arm is fucking crazy i do want to give credit to mike McCarthy for doing something cool at the end of the first half he tried the downfield lateral play yep as time was expiring most coaches just take a knee because they're afraid of you know a costly turnover and having somebody run it back for six mike McCarthy was like we're gonna run the rugby play right almost worked i think they got down to like the two yard line so i don't

know which one of your analytics guys told you to do that mike but they're doing a good job great let's continue to listen to that guy yep get a new clock guy last up we got titan seahawks derrick henry derrick henry this was a derrick henry game he uh he had 35 yards in the first half 13 cares for 35 yards in the first half second half he had 22 carries 147 yards three touchdowns he just fucking rolled through the seahawks in the second half he got way stronger as the game went on and they started getting him the ball in space a little bit more but even on a couple short yarded situations he looked good in the second half because there's definitely something to that where over the course of a long game like that you get i would be tired of hitting

derrick henry too yeah i'm higher i get tired doing a podcast for an hour and a half i'm exhausted right now so we watch football for what 12 hours today such a long day i'm exhausted by that i can't imagine it's probably almost as exhausting trying to tackle derrick henry yes yeah no we're one in the same also this is just such a seahawks game to have like essentially have it won and then have chaos happen and almost win it again and then almost get a walkoff safety against you um but yeah i don't see ox still have like their issues yeah i don't really know what else to say big big issue they have is they don't have fat randy yeah fat randy came out there looking good hell yeah looking nice and thick fat randy looking like probably stopped by pike place market cut a few

fish in his mouth before the game yep he looked good he was wearing like seven undershirts yep when he went out there trying to really disguise it but you can't feel less fat randy this this game had everything though had the tiger locket like holy shit how like how is he that open bomb touchdown moon ball derrick henry doing derrick henry's shit and then fat randy where do we stand on ryan tanahill this season uh i'm whatever i am of the mindset that i think arthur smith had a very big part in making ryan tanahill okay into ryan tanahill this wonder yeah i think they're i think it's tough to recreate that momentum they had going it's gonna be so awkward when we get arthur smith on the podcast in like a year i don't know how we're gonna do that

one i think we're just yeah we've done we've done weirder ones we we should draw a beard on him yeah just give him give him a butt yeah we should actually have him do it uh do the entire interview like wilson from home improvement there you go yeah this is just behind the fence yeah that's what he should do i mean yeah he saw a fence on the falcon sideline he has very normal eyes and a perfectly average forehead yeah the forehead is beautiful it's i would go as far as say beautiful beautiful for a good forehead yes great forehead um all right those are all the games let's do football guy of the week and then let's do who's back of the week and we'll send everyone on their way reminder we're gonna talk college football on wednesday that's what we're gonna do this fall

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ref got ejected then when he was going home he realized that something was wrong with his heart went to the hospital turns out he was having a heart attack during the game while he got the penalty damn so yeah so he had a heart attack on the field coached through it and promptly got kicked out this next one uh football guy of the week nominee is a high school kid who is part of a really interesting high school game we'll get to becoming high school football guys well no but he's from another story that will come to you but he puked on the ball before throwing a game winning touchdown like long ball was in play so the ball was in play he got the snap he brought it up where did you see this uh it's on a sports center it's on reddit it was a sports center yeah

he pukes on the ball then throws it he saw it on sports yeah there's a video if you want to see it i would love to yeah yeah pull pull up and then um okay i'll pull up the video well you i don't have internet on my computer right now uh it's been obviously why would he have internet on his computer this computer has no internet you know it'd be awesome as if billy was just making up this story i mean i have said because listen i think you do a great job billy but there's a 50 50 chance someone DM'd you it's and then you're like oh sick thanks no it's from the story of the comeback that i was gonna make my who's back of the week okay um here we go let's go billy he pukes on the ball then throws it to the other guy for the game winning touchdown it's hilarious because oh yeah

that's gross billy hand up you were right i was wrong that's a great football guy yeah i was the other guy who caught probably had no idea there's puke all over the ball but it doesn't matter they won the game that's pretty awesome and uh the last football guy of the week is okay three yeah okay oh no yeah the third football guy of the week is portland state coach bruce barnum who offered to buy all fans beer if they attended their saturday's game okay did he follow through on that nice i'm not sure i found that on friday okay but i think he did know there was a running tab at the game and he got it okay i assume and then the last football guy of the week nominee is a stealers fan who pooped his pants at the game went to the bathroom wash his pants in the sink

put the pants back on got back out there to be a fan at the game i love it yeah i like that did you photo we've destigmatized shitting your pants completely one extra one did you see that guy the offensive lineman i think it was maybe sacramento state arizona's no arizona something central arizona central arkansas somewhere uh it was an offensive lineman and he he caught the kickoff and he just started oh it was like central missouri or something he started just basically there was like five guys trying to tackle him he was just fist fighting everyone down it was awesome it was incredible highlight yeah i saw that yeah that was a big dude yes he was like this is my time to shine i can legally just punch everyone in the face it looked

like a movie character who's just like in the middle of battle getting attacked by all by far the strongest guy in an army getting attacked by like 20 opposing forces and just taking out as many as he can i just love whenever an offensive lineman gets the ball because they just something comes over them we're like this is my whole life i've been no one has paid attention to me and now everyone all eyes on me the old marshal newhouse yes yes yes that's the best club ever in marshal new house that's good but also was it dan connelly the guy on the patreons that returned that one kickoff on saturday night the ball and he almost took it to the house i will forever be pissed off at john kuhn for making the tackle on that play john you should have let him score should have let him

score um billy good job love love those football guys the week so make sure you vote football guys of the week uh all right let's wrap up so we have uh who's back the week brought to you by cash app cash app is back cash app is always back cash app is where you can buy bitcoin stocks anything you want cash app links directly to bank accounts super easy to use the cash app is the best app in the world and if you use code bar so you get ten dollars for free ten dollars for free ten dollars the aspca if you had used this code five years ago when we were first giving it out and you bought some bitcoin you'd have i don't know a thousand bucks i don't know i don't know the math behind it but i just know bitcoin keeps going up so buy bitcoin on the cash app one

click it's literally you just set it up set up your cash account boom buying bitcoin now you're in the game uh so download it right now download it from the app store google play store today the cash app uh use code bar so you get ten dollars free hank who's back the week i have a couple uh my first who's back the week is our guy max homa yeah let's go max clap it up max today he won the fortnight open uh which is a real tournament don't i don't like the people who said it wasn't and he's now winning the fedex cup which i think is like a 30 million dollar prize pool he's in first place so he's in first place right now not a big deal if the season ended today in golf he would win 30 million dollars 15 million dollars 18 ish so max open invite to

come on part of my he's coming on this week i was talking to him after he won he's coming on he's he's in we'll pay you the 50 customary fee that we go to all of our guests correct every guest all neither who's back and we can save it if pft was going to talk about it but ruckus football is back oh yeah ruckus football is officially back back all the way uh me and pft we're at we had like a work thing at ruckus at the tailgate and then pft was talking to someone behind the scenes obviously i've been in some very like random situations where i'm like how the fuck did i get in this situation but basically me and pft were at there was like a barcel bites food truck thing that we were working at doing this little shoot for and then pft's like you want to come possibly

meet shiano i was like sure within five minutes we walked through a crowd got brought up on stage in front of like the entire pep rally as the team was walking on and pft was giving a speech and i was just sitting there like what yeah what is going on i love it i got i got a little bit set up on the stage thing because i was told hey you want to get up on stage and and do the r u chant i was like sure yeah that sounds awesome what's the r u chant like well you say are then the crowd says you i was like okay i think i i i can pull that off yeah so i get on stage and then the ruckers alumni are on stage and they do the r u chant love it and then the microphone comes to me and i'm like well that was that was my bit they just stole my bit and so then i just gave

a speech about like james gandolfini it was his birthday r.i.p talk about your favorite moments like when uh you know a miss field goal or a home run by the other team happens and the crowd goes silent that was pft at the pep rally being like let's let's talk about how james came daniel fini would have been 60 today everyone was like oh well i said we're scoring 60 in honor of big j love it and then uh yeah then greg schiano they let him it was kind of surreal because there was like a parade going into the stadium and they were just making a b-line to the field and then they pulled greg over to me to shake my hand love it he went in he's a big hand on the shoulder guy yep so i reciprocated he leaned in usually goes through the knees yep usually uh said some nice

things to me i don't know if i can i think i'll keep that between greg and i it was a moment that was shared love it he said suck my dick i said we don't say that anymore and then he continued on down to the field and he's never listened to this show never listened he's got guys that cut up the clips and send it to him but he was i i felt like i i'm never gonna wash his hand yeah basically big school unless it has mercy on it big football school and they won yeah there's three you know three no three no you got a big test against michigan this week birthplace college football absolutely didn't know that till pft speech that's a fact yeah that's i exhausted all of my Rutgers knowledge in about 30 seconds on that stage do you talk about we're also wearing blue

shirts which was like just the whole the whole situation was preposterous you talk about their most famous alum joe flacco jackie april junior oh no i didn't talk about that they never graduated because you got it's a sore subject because i already brought up james and i mean he was he was selling ecstasy and they told him not to it's really on him no you're an alumni even if you you're an alumni even if you drop out yeah and then you stick up a card game that's right a low level poker game and yes your friend gets shot and then you get shot that still counts he has an alum my just back this week is hard knocks hard knocks is back we didn't get a chance to talk about this on friday's show after we were doing the david buster stream but the nfl had a major

announcement set up for halftime of the washington football team new york football giants game and everybody was like they're announcing that hard knocks is no longer that's what we were hoping for and no no no no no roger gadel is like we've heard what you guys want loud and clear and that's hard knocks with maybe the most boring team in nfl that will last through the entire season i just did him a favor you made they could throw the pinky pinky bet somewhere in there that's really all that they have going for them right now it's they've got jimmer says roof tweets and then big cat uh potentially amputating yes they should have given us james god damn it i don't know who wanted this hard no one but i'm saying like give us just let us watch james doing fun

shit this is classic roger gadel oh so bad they should just do hard knocks for every team and then throw out the tapes for any team that doesn't make the playoffs and then just show the hard knocks leading up to the playoffs they should they should do hard knocks um during the week on like a thursday night and tape it have it be an actual game and then broadcast it live love it that's a good idea that's a really good idea that would that would probably no that would never work i think so but no get this they're wearing slightly different colored uniforms who now i'm in okay now i'm definitely in um all right my who's back is uh soccer in america soccer in america is officially back um our good friend roger bennett uh no not actual soccer being played uh but our good friend

roger bennett uh who we love who's a recurring guest had a tweet uh about jason sedacus who won a emmy emmy so jason sedacus wins emmy for lead actor in a comedy series hard to exaggerate what ted lasso has done for profile of men's football in the united states our women have won world cup after world cup but few american men have done more for the game than jason and his team i it turns out it wasn't that hard to exaggerate yeah no you did you did it you did it right there yeah you exaggerate i love you roger yeah i do too i love roger seriously but that's it also is like such a sick burn on american soccer to be like yeah this made up tv show yeah the team is so bad they needed a commercial to turn into a tv show to get anyone to give a

fuck well a commercial about a british soccer coach has done more than i also i think he's forgetting one john harks and freddy adieu and freddy adieu and freddy adieu like freddy adieu would like a word freddy adieu tony meola yes marco babo loves leslie lawless now fucking he doesn't like a piece of shit um who's the guy who's fucking wife cheat on that's her that's john harks and eric ralda eric ralda yeah uh taylor twalman with uh what are we doing uh i would say that video clip has probably done more than what are we doing uh there's clint emcee clint dimsey and clint mathis clint mathis and howard recurring guess what's the guy's name howard bratfield casey killer the fucking uh coach's son that just keeps getting oh bradley michael bradley michael bradley

your name searches himself really yeah i would say you really start tweeting michael bradley mean michael bradley tweets like every other day and see if he'll ever block you don't tag him though just see okay who is that it's he's a guy who gets to play on the us team because his dad was a coach oh rickardo peppy yeah i'll trend our new guy i would say he's the new so yeah there's a lot of guys who've done a lot for soccer okay but uh yes uh also ted lasso ted lasso has done something for soccer i mean jj watt is wearing the shirt j has jj watt done more for american soccer than any other player good question any other athlete very good question um jake your who's back i got two quick ones first is gus johnson back in the nfl booth first game since 2010 with a keep to leave

who had a lot of swag in the booth today saw that yeah so i'm sorry i'm just not i don't know who's chain is that michael crabtree's chain that'd be so sick if it was yeah i would sit michael on it yeah i i know i know you stay with i'm i'm gonna stay with it i don't gus johnson football does not work he does have some iconic touchdown calls stokely mike thomas um also shout out uh tony romo very unprofessional at the end of the game forcing jim nance to make a prediction disgusting disgusting act there's a reason kirk doesn't do it on game jim nance was so uncomfortable he's like i don't know he's like that's not a prediction well it's because tony had been like throwing up on him throughout the fourth quarter did you hear that noise oh yeah i clipped it and then uh second quickly

who's back is a kawaii Leonard going viral in the off season so the clippers had their groundbreaking event for their new uh oh yeah their new arena and there was just a concert celebrating and then kawaii and paul george is sitting there so funny kawaii Leonard he's no emotion he always looks like he's at like a dance recital for his stepson yes this does not give a shit yes not even stepson his girlfriend's son yeah so not officially stepson yeah his girlfriend's son wow monday night football is on yeah and he's not in they've only been dating for like a month so like doesn't really like the kid no offense um kids also a piece of shit yeah a total piece of shit all right billy wrap us up send us home my who's back is high school football there is a

a lot of play on part of my take these days a kid's like he puked on a ball that was actually my first who's back ever in 2017 high school football was high school football yeah i remember that no so basically no but we just got to talk about this insane game basically there was wait you're serious yeah okay all right it was a huge that was an awesome i thought that was a great joke shot on my phone drew on the call yeah it's real yeah so there was this game it was on the spm between real folks hamilton oh i saw this yeah it was awesome you're right you're right gorman tate martels high school um tv one he's starting for university of las vegas i know but that's where you might know the school but how bad how at what point is it not his high

school anymore i don't know it's the only place how you know bishop gorman img gets all the the play nowadays anyway so it was 24 seven with a like 70 seconds left in the fourth quarter and they hit a field goal onside kick get the onside kick score a touchdown get the onside kick score a touchdown huge upset of number seven ranked uh bishop gorman it was like better than any friday night like scripts you could ever write it was sick it was very honestly bad coaching for the hand steam i mean this could only happen in a high school football because uh i imagine like action could happen you never have like players who are like so still invested in like have that like hope that they could actually win the whole game down 24 seven with

a minute left it's maybe nostalgic yeah i mean a little no but uh yeah the kid puked on the ball and threw the game winning touchdown like imagine he's very deleted on that gen z just has an anxiety problem they're just puking on the ball i like it love it billy you're the best um all right that's our show long show oh what oh yeah give us any any recap anything we missed uh many pack cows run for president of the philippines oh okay and um i i think boxing boxing no game i played basketball jackson my home's uh was dumping water on ravens fans after the game causing a scene yeah real like source for the tiktok yeah not for the tiktok for the vine for the vine for the right vine no you just throw water on ran a fan and yeah and uh i still think sam allinger's coming

back strong he's gonna come on this the cults hard knocks and yes there you go that's another good thing about the cults there we go actually i'm starting to look forward to this what day of the week are they going to run around it can't be win again like we said wednesday is our night that we don't have to pay attention probably run on like saturday night and try to just take away college football fans yeah um all right numbers oh you got a num uh animal fact yeah eight bears are closer to seals than dogs in relation 90 okay 97 18 camp 40 40 is the number no score got me today right jake we had a half time we had a half time a half time yeah all right we'll see everyone on wednesday we'll talk some college football

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