Pardon My Take - NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Andy Dalton Is Back, The Vikings Are Good And Matthew Stafford Saves The Rams Season
Episode Date: September 23, 2024NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 minutes and then get to every game. (00:00:00-00:08:16) Eagles 15, Saints 12 (00:08:16-00:20:15) Vikings 34, Texans 7 (00:20:15-00:25:22) Colts 21, Bears 16 (00:...25:22-00:36:55) Giants 21, Browns 15 (00:36:55-00:44:00) Steelers 20, Chargers 10 (00:44:00-00:50:24) Packers 30, Titans 14 (00:50:24-00:55:02) Broncos 26, Bucs 7 (00:55:02-01:04:20) Panthers 36, Raiders 22 (01:04:20-01:11:57) Rams 27, 49ers 24 (01:11:57-01:17:43) Lions 20, Cardinals 13 (01:17:43-01:20:58) Seahaws 24, Dolphins 3 (01:20:58-01:28:21) Ravens 28, Cowboys 25 (01:28:21-01:33:54) Chiefs 22, Falcons 17 (01:33:54-01:36:01) We preview Monday Night Football (01:36:01-01:42:51) and finish with who's back of the week (01:42:51-01:52:34).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's Pardon My Take, week three in the NFL, we're going to talk about every game from Sunday.
We got a lot, some more upsets. Andy Dalton.
The Vikings. The Vikings are 3-0. Gino Smith and Sam Donald are three and uh, huh, huh?
We got who's back in the week. We'll do a little Monday night preview
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The crown is yours today is Monday, September
23rd week
three
Stumbling gonna get them 3. We start in Minnesota where it's time to give this defense their flores as Kamu are you Kamu Kamu had an interception and CJ Stroud looked greener than he had in previous weeks
as Jonathan added three sacks.
Uncle Sam Darnold beat the Texans like it was the Civil War all over again, throwing
four touchdowns on the way to a 3-0 start.
The Vikings 34, the Texans 7.
What?
What?
Down to Nashville where Malik Dantre Willis gave the Titans a high leg kick as his fastball
was on all Sunday. Rahm Emanuel Wilson used all his fingers to haul at a touchdown and
Jair Alexander dropped his truck nuts on Will Levis as he scored a super chill pick 6. Brian
Tommy Callahan got the brake pads beaten off him and the Titans fall to 0-3. The Packers 30, the Titans 14.
Stick it in the AFC South where DJ Please Sir, I want some more.
Held his porridge bowl out but had to go to bed hungry.
Jonathan Taylor Swift said I'm feeling 22 as in 2 touchdowns as he gashed the Chicago
defense in the second half.
Unfortunately a black hole has been created on the Bears offense as they have Shane Waldron Collider on the sideline where
brain cells fired each other at millions of miles per hour and nothing ever happens. Remember
Hey Teach, remember when Hank thought the world was going to explode?
It did.
The Waldron Collider?
In 2016 the world ended.
Shane Waldron Collider?
Living in simulation.
Colts 21 bears 16 over to Pittsburgh where the Steelers looked at
the Chargers and said did your defense stop working when Joey Bosa broke down
you're still here for 30 years you can't cover Calvin Austin with two sacks on
the day Nick her big justice said that's a boom and another boom you're
absolutely right boom as Mike Tomlin
said I can't tell you what's in these chicken banks if I did you might give it a doom. The
Steelers 20 Chargers 10. We head down to New Orleans with our reporter Max Delente on the
sidelines Max. We head over to New Orleans as Eagles fans were asking hey
Siri on II do you think you'll ever make the right decision on fourth down
this is what track that was sorry to get Siri that was Siri Siri on II getting
involved the arrival of Jaleon Carter as he was forcing close encounters with the quarterback all day
Are you trying to talk in a British accent? No, no, this is just this is boom boom
Which playboy Derek Cardy was seeing plenty of Dean Dean
Dean Dean Dean Dean as Nakobe was flying all over the field
Dean Dean Dean Dean as N'Kobe was flying all over the field
But in the end it was once again Saquon Tony Starclay that was saying I am the gridiron man
While carrying the Eagles to their second win Eagles 15 Saints 12
Great job boom out Weston the late slate Dave Canales said, I like sex and can-day.
Dalton as the Panthers new quarterback had a throwback performance shooting the red rifle
to 300 yards and 3 TDs.
Gardner just for Minshew died and I'm not talking about his beard as the raiders often
sputtered all day.
Chubba, old mother Hubbard, went to his cupboard to give Dave Tepper a bone.
We're not talking about sex Dave Canales you freak. The Panthers won a game.
Huh? The Panthers?
Huh? The Carolina Panthers won a football game.
Panthers 36. The Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Down to Dallas where Kendrick Lamar Jackson said, Dak, dak, dak, dak, dak, I'ma fuck him up!
Dear Jerry's girl, I'm sorry your father's not active inside your world.
See Diddy Lamb, looked like his hands were covered with a thousand bottles of lube out there.
And Tractorcito, the Ravens avoided 0 and 3-0.
Justin Tucker can't kick a field goal, wears more necklaces than a Guido.
Tractorcito, got the ball running for the Ravens the Ravens 28 the Cowboys 25
standing on the corner Jamis Winston Cuyahoga such a fine sight to see. Aziz oh, Jew Lari, not Aziz, I'm sorry, has to
shun crying me to jeez. Come on, Jamus, you gotta save us, cause the Browns are looking like a big anus.
Giants 21, Browns 15.
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books PFT it was a crazy week three I think so the the big picture for me before we get into all the games is Sam Donald's 3-0 Gino Smith 3-0 and
more than anything this
Start of the 2024 season has just been a red blinking light of coaching matters a lot. Yeah
Yeah, it turns out that Minnesota might have one of the best coaches of the league
Yes, and I would also put McVeigh's performance this week right up there to kitchen sink
We get to yeah the lab
But uh when you look around and we will get to all of them
But like Sam Darnold's playing great ball Malik Willis is playing great ball Justin Fields is playing great ball. What's the difference?
Oh, they coaching they have coaching coaching. Coaching. They've got good coaching.
Guys who've been cast off and then coaching now.
All right, so let's hop into it.
Go through every game.
We'll start with the Eagles 15, Saints 12.
Huge win for the Eagles.
This is a weird game because the Eagles on paper dominated this game.
They moved the ball.
They had, I think they were, they outgained them 460 to 219 yards.
They just couldn't put the ball in the end zone couldn't score points pass up field goals
turnovers, but
Justice was served at the end in the fact that the Eagles probably the right side ended up winning with a Saquon Barkley
65 yard run in a Dallas Goddard
What 61 yard catch that brought him down to the goal line?
So the Eagles are now two and one Nick Sirianni was
Probably the hottest seat it's ever been at halftime of this game according to our good friend Max
And it felt like everything was crumbling and now they're two and one and they could easily have been three and oh and it's like
Hey, we're good for a minute
I would say that coaching matters a lot and the Eagles should have won this game by a lot more than they did.
Correct.
So I'm hoping, I haven't talked to Max about this yet, but I'm hoping that Max doesn't
let Sirianni off the hook.
Yeah.
He doesn't deserve to be let off the hook.
They won the game and they were the better team in this game and the Saints offense did
not look good.
Yeah, it came back down to earth.
I think so going into the fourth quarter, the Saints offense Derek Carr was
eight for 15 for 59 yards. They were missing Taysom Hill. They also had an offensive line
injury in the first quarter, but doesn't can't make excuses for that because the Eagles on
the other side, no AJ Brown lost to Vontae Smith to a dirty, dirty play and then lost
Lane Johnson. So the Eagles were the grittier team. They deserved this win and the Saints maybe we crowned
The whole like Derek Carr Renaissance a little early. I do hope that the streak of no murders in New Orleans continues
So it hasn't I got I got some news about that. So there's been it was
It was up to 19. It got up to 19 days
And so when the Saints were winning football games, there was peace on the streets of New Orleans. Ray Lewis taught us that. Yeah, that with when the NFL is gone, you get this thing called violence. Yeah. And yeah, city of New Orleans is very happy with their saints. They weren't killing each other. But then I looked into it a little bit more. It actually started the other way. So it's almost like the Saints feed off the city
Ah, and so this was a game where there was a murderer
I think that happened on either Saturday or Sunday morning before the game and then the Saints lose their first one
So it's like if you're a murderer or if you see a murder in the the state of Louisiana
If you see somebody about to murder someone step in and say sir
Sir, please don't do that. You're gonna ruin it for the rest of us and the Saints are going
to lose.
Sir, sir, do you know about the motion offense the Saints are doing this year? Yes, sir.
And Kubiak has changed how Derek Carr is playing. I like to think that Clint Kubiak is just
a crime junkie and he just refreshes like the news every morning. Yeah. He gets in a
bad mood if he sees violence out there. This is help Clint out. This is the Kylie Jenner
handing a Pepsi. Yeah. Instead, you're handing like a play call sheet to the murderer being like look at this
Think about that motion think about how excellent Derek Carr's looked in the first couple weeks. Yeah, I want to ruin that
He didn't look great today. That also is credit to Eagles defense
They were flying around looks like maybe the Vic Fangio defense is starting to take hold
He didn't do the the prevent which by the way
Why is that the only time you pronounce it prevent and not prevent? Yeah prevent prevent. Yeah prevent
Prevent it's not it's not prevent defense. It's it's prevent defense. It's prevent defense, but I don't know
It's the only time we ever
Inflection on it. Yeah, so max will you let Nick Sirianni off the hook?
No, that was a horrible display of coaching from him today. Thank you. Good man. Good man sense
because I
Wait the first what man the first fourth down
Go for it made zero sense because they would have had the user last time out
The risk reward was to get one shot at the end zone from the 13.
With 10 seconds left.
With 10 seconds left.
Yeah, it was stupid.
It made whatever.
Very dumb.
And then the second one, I think it was just him being stubborn of like, oh yeah, I know
everyone wants me to kick this field goal, but I'm just going to go for it again because
I'm Nixie Iriani and I don't really give a fuck what everyone else thinks.
So no, it was really really really really bad
Really bad coaching from him today. There's something about Nick Sirianni, too. I think it's just all the memes
Just when he does dumb shit, he looks real dumb extra dumb. He looks very very dumb, right?
Like there's some guys that can go under the radar. I mean Dennis Allen's done a lot of dumb shit
We don't really even think about it. Yeah, I don't think about Dennis Allen at all. But Nick Sirianni, it's like,
he does something dumb and then you just, and there's also the funny meme culture that
started where Nick Sirianni does something dumb and it's like Nick Sirianni without Shane
Stike and it's a guy like standing next to a pizza oven. Yeah. It's Coug. I do in a video.
I also think it's the video of Nick Sirianni being like, I know what I'm fucking doing.
Yeah. That whenever he does something dumb, that gets brought up. It's the video of Nick Sirianni being like, I know what I'm fucking doing. Yeah that whenever he does something dumb that gets brought up
It's the also think you do it's the one where in the NFC championship game
Maybe when he looks right in the camera like got right up to the camera
Yeah, and did did the point that one fucking sucks. Yeah, he's one of those guys when anytime
He's absolutely certain about anything the more confident. He is the more wrong. He is
Yeah, that's kind of how it boils down with him and then then after the game, Max, what was going on with Big Dom?
Big Dom was-
Oh, well, you needed Big Dom for Jalen Carter.
In front of Jalen Carter, right?
Well, Jalen Carter was an absolute beast today.
Yeah.
He was a game wrecker.
That was the best game he's had as an eagle.
And he gets a little fired up.
The Saints players are dirty.
I guess he took that up with the fans. Yeah I guess he didn't he took that up
with the fans yeah I didn't like it yeah but it's okay there's a little bit of
fire in our defense that's fine CJ Gardner Johnson yeah was talking all the
shit would you like to disavow for our good friend Derek Carr guess I'm not
gonna I'm gonna let CJ that was a very mean thing that he said
No, he said afterwards in the locker room, I think was overheard. He said they ain't no contenders their pretenders They have Derek Carr. Remember that mmm that hurt. That's hurtful. That seems me. That's very hurtful
Yeah, no his postgame was insane
Like he it was like he just kept talking shit and then he was like, give me another one
Give me another one
With a best defense in the league front seven best secondary best D line best
So is he one of those guys that you love having on your team or is he one of those guys that you secretly hate? Having on a team that you have to pretend to support. It's I love it. I love it when we're winning
He's in that he's in the category of you can't have too many of him. The crazies. But it's good to have it. But it's good to have a couple. You got
to have one or two to play on the edge. But if you have like a but if the whole team if
you made the whole team out of so it'd be a real big problem. I'd be like the old school
Raiders. So how are you feeling overall because that was like I said the Eagles kind of dominate
that game. It feels like the pressure got fixed a little bit
They were in the backfield all day. They shut down the run
Jalen hurts still a little up and down. Yeah
No, Jalen hurts was about as up and down as you can have of a game today
He has 26 turnovers since it started last year that's leads the league but is that true? Yeah, is that a real stat? Yeah
Sounds insulting. It's it's just a stat. Okay, he's up and also what was 29 for 38 for 311 yards
And yeah, I think over a hundred good is the good is great. The good is great. We had a good
He had two really really really
Really bad plays and then the rest of the game
He was really good with nothing to work with like when agent when Smith went down
It's literally Dallas Goddard and nobody else like Johnny Wilson the six-round pick from Florida State
Was like a go-to receiver to try and win the game which by the way fun fact about Johnny Wilson
He's got the biggest wingspan in the history of the NFL
We not know that that was insane I feel like that's a stat. We should have been all over
He's massive mass is a large human and I saw his arms
He does have like that he's got the wimby top of the arm going on where his like top arm bone
River the humorous maybe is that what it's called that thing is fucking long. Yeah, he's he's a big boy
I'm a taxis and that last drive so hot you're feeling overall
I mean two and
one and also your one loss is I mean it was an insane loss you can't take it
back one was also like if the Saints don't pick if it's not a if the Saints
don't pick each other in that Dallas got her long but you guys kind of dominate
yeah we did we dominated that's that's a Kellen Moore win right there yeah yeah
yeah across the defense and make Angio. Yeah
Vic fans. Yeah, it was awesome. And you you lost Lane Johnson. We lost everybody. We know what's going on with Lane
I don't know. Yeah, the cushion but apparently he was puking on the sidelines
So that can't be a good good sign and Devontae Smith got Devontae
Also a concussion which is was such a dirty play is very also Darius Slay got hurt on a dirty play the what's his name Kurt what okay so this I think you got it you got
this I want to say Kerry Ryan Kerrigan no not Ryan Kerrigan yeah Kearney this
might be an example of why having CD Gardner Johnson on your team is not
necessarily always a good thing because he pisses everybody off on the other team so much that they
Want to take it out on your guys I?
Guess but like we didn't do any they were the ones doing all the dirt
But it was also the Saints defense was the one that hurt Devante Smith
They they probably don't care about CJ Gardner Johnson correct. I think everybody hates CJ
Yeah, but no you're right like the Saints were playing very dirty
Yeah, and the one and the guy who hurt Devontae Smith allegedly spit on him after he hit him
Yeah, did you see that? I didn't I didn't but we should do something about that. I'm gonna trust your we should do something about that
We should send someone to jail or something figure that out. Who was it who I need you to pronounce the name of the guy
That spit on him
Good oh Here it is Dis the guy that spit on him. Good... Oh, here it is.
Disgusting.
He spit on him.
The spit videos are always tough to decipher.
Cause, um...
You can see a little loogie right here.
Oh, yeah, he might have.
Is that what that is or is that just a clip in the film of the video?
But you won the game, so you don't even have to use this like they're lucky Saints fans are lucky that the Eagles, you know Twitter wasn't
Enacted if they had lost this game, it would have this would have been a bigger deal
Yeah, so we got to see what's going on this week
It's a win you're two and one but then we go to go to Tampa next week
And if we don't have anybody on offense, it could be a long day. I do think you should take something away in the fact that Vic Fangio, it takes a while
for his defense to start working.
This usually takes more than two games, but this was the first sign of like, okay, this
is starting to work.
That was the best defensive effort the Eagles have had in a long time.
Long time.
Against a really good offense.
Yeah.
Which we might have crowned a little too early
I mean this week three is we we came back down to earth on a couple things
I saw which could just think I still think the Saints are good. No, I think you beat a very good team today
Yeah, and it was a hard-fought game. Okay next up team. That is definitely good
Vikings 34 Texans 7 the Vikings are just good Brian Flores that defense was everywhere
They made CJ shroud look bad. They he had two picks. I think he got sacked five times though the like
the epitome of what
Brian Flores defense has been doing to other teams was that end of half when the Texans took
Three consecutive false start penalties. Yeah. And then an illegal procedure. They get so confused.
They don't know. He'll look like it's cover zero, then it's cover two. He'll
look like it's cover two, it's cover zero. It's very, very confusing. It was
crazy. CJ Stroud had that. What he did to CJ Stroud was actually worse than what
Brian Flores did to Tua. Yeah. He He just he just made him look like dog shit the entire game
Yeah
The Texans who just never got going there the Vikings defense is very much for real and we said at the start
But Kevin O'Connell has Sam Darnold playing great football
Four touchdowns for Sam Darnold. It was the only only one other time has he done that in his career
it was the first time he's had multiple touchdowns in three straight games and
He now is the fourth quarterback to start three and oh for the Vikings Dante Culpepper Fran Tarkin din
Brett Favre and Sam Donald who would have thought that's quite a quite a list. Yeah, he looks awesome
And yeah, it's I'm rooting for Sam because he kind of will him and Baker
It's like the 2022 the Panthers had one of the best quarterback rooms in the NFL it turns out
Yeah, and yeah don't studs everywhere Donald's he's he's having fun and you have to root for a guy like that
He seemed like one of those you know
He was a dog that had been kept indoors just chained up for a while now. He's actually Kevin O'Connell has hyperdrive
Yeah, that's what he needed. He needed that Kevin O'Connell had to unlock him, but it's coaching like Kevin O'Connell has hyperdrive. That's what he needed. He needed, Kevin O'Connell had to unlock him. But it's coaching.
Like Kevin O'Connell is coaching Sam Darnold to be the best Sam Darnold possible.
And he also is, was smart enough to bring in Brian Flores and be like, take care of
this side of the ball.
And I think the Vikings, like this isn't a fluke.
I think they're, they're obviously you have a guy like Justin Jefferson, who's just a
game wrecker.
But yeah, the Vikings look awesome and Aaron Jones has been awesome.
He's been awesome.
And they're doing this without Addison and they're doing this without TJ Hockinson too.
So the Vikings could get better on offense.
Yeah.
I think they play the Packers next week, which will be big for the NFC North.
This was also a wife swap of defensive ends game.
So you had Danielle Hunter, who's now on to Neil Hunter is now in the Texans. And
then you had greener who's now Jonathan Greener on the Vikings.
And greener had the much better game between three sacks three
sacks. It was it was a fun game. And I have to believe in the
Vikings now like the Vikings are fun to watch. Yeah. And it and
the game could have gone different. We should say that if
the Texans hadn't fumbled going in. But yeah, just kidding. Don't get mad at me Vikings
fans. I apologize again for last week. But yeah, the Vikings are for real. Like I that
defense is just fucking people up. I mean that it back to back week, you know, week
one, obviously the Giants are kind of a mess even though they won this week. But the 49ers
and the Texans are two teams that are teams that have super role aspirations and their
offenses have a ton of dudes everywhere. And Brian Flores basically put them in his back
pocket. I really wish they did have a little interaction afterwards. I really wish Sam
Darnold had big broed CJ Stroud.
Yeah, come on. Hey, little bro. Little bro, things are gonna turn around for you, okay?
Listen, it's tough to follow up that CJ Stroud to have that performance after that clip.
Well, CJ Stroud had to clarify that he did not intend to big bro Caleb Boyle.
He definitely big bro'd him, though.
He's just, I mean, I guess I understand where CJ Stroud's coming from because he was so
phenomenal last year that you'd be like, yeah, this is just every single year.
But today was kind of a wake up because I really do think that
was probably the worst CJ shrouds looked. So I got to imagine that if one interception
was to pass, but still he was, they were all over. I have to imagine that if Malik Willis
plays next week for the Panthers, that's going to be the game I finally win betting. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. That will be it. Yeah. That's the one. Flores is going to confuse the fuck
out of them. Yeah. Mike wills might just be next up. But that's the one. Well, he's got his them Flores is gonna confuse the fuck out of him
Yeah, the molecules might just be next up, but that's what I'm saying Flores. He has the ability to confuse really good quarterbacks
I think Malik will so
Might just start he might just slay defensive coordinators. He might be it's just probably
It's just the Packers uniform. It's it's their organization. Uh, okay anything else on this game Hank. What'd you think about this game?
Good game.
Yeah?
Hard fought, Darnold.
Hard fought.
Stud.
Yeah?
Anything else?
What do you think about CJ Stroud?
Didn't play well.
Yeah.
Is he no longer him?
No, I don't think one game determines too much.
Is CJ Stroud washed?
I don't think so.
I think he might be washed.
So you would you would
what would you rank the game on the Hankameter. Five out of 10. Five out of 10. OK. Boring.
I mean Brian Flores great coach. What about that Eagle Saints game on the Hankameter.
I had the Eagles hungry dog. OK. So I was happy. I was pulling my guy Max. Okay. All right next up We've got the Colts 21 Bears 16
whoo, I
don't really know I I
Don't really know how to start this other than the fact that
I've been taking a lot of shit
Nothing has changed about my opinion about Caleb Williams other than the fact
Maybe everyone was right that Mattiebrafus is a fucking moron
and we should have fired him which I actually was in favor of but when it was clear that
they weren't going to you kind of had to just fall in line but yeah that was that was a
very winnable game and the Bears didn't win it and I'm trying to stay positive that was
a positive that was like the most winnable game ever ever It was a super way on a scale of one to ten. I'd say that's a nine
It's a met Matt even who's 11 and 26 as a head coach now. We've seen enough. I'm just so sick of
Kale Williams obviously he's a rookie quarterback. He's gonna be up and down the turnovers weren't were bad, but he also had some really nice throws
Through for 363 yards.
I know people like all the Hail Mary at the end of the first half, which didn't go in
accounts to Yeah, he still would have been over 300 yards.
Whatever I'm killed was not my worry at all.
I know people are going to say he's a bust and all that shit.
He's not my worry.
I swear to God, I'm not worried at all.
I'm worried about the coaching staff just like ruiningining him in a way that that makes me worried. I also think that we're addicted to busting people now. Oh
Yeah, I get it. It's funny the earlier you can call a bust the better. Yeah, was that sure LOL bears?
Everyone's gonna you agree shit on them. You guys love busting people. Yeah, no, we do but I don't I
Bust a lot of people. I'm not worried about Caleb Williams. I swear to God I'm not and I know people like you're just making excuses the Shane Waldron
Special of that for that that first and goal first of all Matt Eberfluss didn't challenge a clear spot to challenge
Yep, Cole Comet. They ended up getting the first down, but you are such a fucking pussy
You you basically got bullied out of doing challenges
We didn't want you to not challenge wanted you to not challenge fucking things that you were gonna clearly lose
So with Iber Fluse, it's yes. He's a bird brain. He's not very smart
And he mismanages in-game decisions all the time and then you compare him to the other coaches that are in that division right now
Yes, he's in division with Dan Campbell Matt LaFleur and joke
O'Connell it's a joke and O'Connell. It's a joke.
And if you look at those other three coaches
and then you look at Ibra Fluse,
it's very glaring that he's probably not the guy
to stick around for a long time.
It's, and I knew it.
Remember when Hard Knocks came out and I said,
they're trying to make him look cool
to make us forget that he sucks as a coach.
They did make him look cool.
And they tried to do that.
He does look cool, he looks cool.
Either way, that first and goal,
they did a Wildcat run,
ban the fucking Wildcat.
It hasn't worked since fucking the Dolphins
and Ronnie Brown.
Like stop doing the Wildcat.
You just take the ball out of your quarterback's hands.
It makes no sense.
Even when the Chiefs run it,
and they're one of the most well-coached offensive teams,
when they do the Wildcat,
that's exactly when they're being too cute.
It's crazy.
So you went wildcat, waste of a down, run straight up the middle, nothing, run straight
up the middle, nothing.
And then an option play to the short side of the field when, by the way, it's the end
of the first half.
So you should probably just take the points because you're not going to get the advantage.
I know they ended up getting the ball back because the Colts are the Colts and they have their own issues which we'll get to, but
God damn it, do I fucking hate these guys. Shane Waldron's a moron.
So Shane, Shane Waldron is, he loves all the gadgetry. He gets so gadgetry with it.
None of them work.
And they're all the very slow developing plays behind the line of scrimmage too, where somebody gets tackled for like minus three yards on a jet sweeper and end around.
It was, uh, it was sad to watch that. It was a painful game to watch. They can't run the ball. It was painful to
watch DJ Moore too because DJ Moore, he's got some bad body language in him. It's not
good. They can't run the ball. DeAndre Swift should not be the starting running back anymore.
Rojan Johnson should, or Khalil Herbert, he can't. He just has shown that he's not getting
any of the yards. I know the offensive line sucks sucks He had 1.5 yards per carry this week. He had 1.3 last
It's so bad against the Colts defense that couldn't stop the run. It's fucking it was painful to watch painful to watch
I have a little fun fact for you. This is insults that my own expense
The Bears have run 59
The Falcons just fumbled of course they. That's just the Colts. I
mean that's just the Chiefs. That's what the Chiefs do. The Bears have run 59 second down
plays. How many of those do you think have turned into first downs?
Almost none of them.
Five.
Yeah.
Out of 59.
They're the lowest in the NFL by a significant margin.
The Panthers I think are like 18%. The Bears are like 6%.
Yeah.
It's crazy how bad they are.
As for the Colts, listen, the Colts defense was great.
They stood up.
They've stopped the run.
Anthony Richardson is, I'm not changing anything I said.
I know that I know people will be like, you can't say that after you just said you're
not worried about Cale Williams. I'll say it again. Cale Williams
was good in college. I don't think Anthony Richardson was. I watched the whole game.
Anthony Richardson tried to give us that game a hundred times. Yeah. He's not a mid range
quarterback. He's not a short range quarterback. A long range. He is Anthony Richardson is
best when you just watch him throw. Yeah. Like I know they won the game. I can't really
criticize. Like at a pro day, hypothetically, he would look awesome at a him throw. Yeah. Like I know they won the game. Which is perfect. I can't really criticize. Like at a pro day, hypothetically,
he would look awesome at a pro day. Yeah. But in an NFL game,
when you need to manage an offense, listen,
I was one of the biggest Anthony Richardson fans after week one of this year,
cause I remember watching him last year and he's fun to watch when he runs with
the ball. He runs super violently, which is cool.
He throws the Dick off the ball, which is cool too. Uh, But yeah, there were a few throws he had today where it was like
that, that told me right there. If you're a Colts fan, listen to this. You remember
the interception at the goal line that pass that trust me, I've seen a lot of bad quarterback
play in my day. That should be a play that you should file away as one. That's like,
is he the guy? Probably not. It's, it's, and it's not even like the interceptions were bad, but it's more just
There will be a guy standing wide open and he'll throw a 10-year 10 10 feet over his head
Yeah, maybe needs to work out before games. No time get the arm super super tired
Yeah, so but again, I lost the game so I can't I can't criticize too much
I just I feel confident in in in my analysis on Anthony Richardson, but the Colts deserve credit
They want a game hard-fought game and the Bears are just I just fucking hate the guys who are making the decision so much
And I just I want Caleb Williams to I think he's on the path to being very very good
But I think that there's a big
Blinking sign of Shane Waldron and Matt Eberfluss. I've got some cheer up big cat stats for you
Okay
I'm actually surprisingly like this you guys did the hypothetical every time where it's like if Kayla Williams throws for this many yards
Like he did have some insane throws
There was one that I think the one that got called back where he he scrambled and hit Cole Comet
Like on the run was just an insane throw where you see it and you're like, that's it
Obviously the pick on the sidelines was brutal like can't have that the strip sack brutal can't have that but that's a rookie quarterback
I've seen the parts where I'm like if those other things get cleaned up, that's what we got and it's good
Mm-hmm. Yeah, but go ahead. So you're cheer up big cat stats. Yeah
Caleb today has the most passing yards by Bears quarterback since 2016. Yes, that's pretty cool
Cheer up big cat. Here's another Brian Hoyer. I believe it was Brian Hoyer. Yeah, that's sad
Caleb's numbers keep doubling every week his yardages. Yeah, it doubles. Yeah, he's gonna get infinity
He had 93 week one and then week two he had what like it wasn't quite double
This is like 180 yards week two and then week week three has 363. So infinity. So
on the way to run it. Yeah, just wait, learn about investing.
Right. Yes. If your money doubles every single day, then
you could retire at the age of tomorrow. I love that. That's I
love that. Yeah. Also, you're gonna get Keenan Allen back.
Yeah. And there's that Caleb had would help a lot with the
middle of the field. Also, the passing chart looks good. He's
doing things that bears quarterbacks don't do
Caleb also had the first touchdown pass of any rookie quarterback. Yep, and he had two of them
Yep, his first one was funny because he threw it to Roma dunes
Yeah, and then he ran after Roma dunes a kiss Rome ran off the field with the ball
Yep, then there was a big controversy about who gets that ball. Yep. Is it Caleb Williams first touchdown pass?
It was cute or is it Rome's first touchdown reception. Yeah all time in the NFL
Yeah, I think they should do the the Solomon Riddle cut the ball in half and then if one of them says no
I'd rather see the ball go to the other guy than to see a football cut in half. That's the true owner
I'm down for it. Rome looks good today. He did look he looked awesome. So that was very
Encouraging and the defense still is awesome
They just they get get they get gassed at the end of games because they just have to do so much
Also, just there's a total side. That's very niche, but our good friend Tom Frinelli. He has to stop texting me
This is the drive that Caleb Williams does it because I think we're like over 15 now
Yeah, he texted me that again tonight today. gotta believe. And it was the strip sack.
You gotta believe.
Like two seconds later.
You gotta believe.
Two seconds later.
It's too early to get negative.
But I am staying more positive than I'm sure.
I'm sure there's people who want me to be very negative
and there's gonna be people who are like,
hey, you're such an idiot.
He's a bust, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I don't think he is.
I just fucking hate this coaching staff
and I'm so sick of him.
Well, Tom's also a White Sox fan, right?
Yeah. So he's, yeah, he just has to pour all of his optimism into one thing right now
Would you Illinois footballs for no? Uh?
Hank would you like to criticize say anything usually like to jump in here told you so
Notice the coaching I mean I did they they kept him around for a reason that was yeah, it was a stupid reason
It was a stupid reason. What was the reason? I wanted a Jim Harbaugh. No one wanted Jim Harbaugh more than me
I was fucking on the like standing up saying bring us Jim Harbaugh. I don't know what the reason was because the
Honestly, what was the ownership doesn't want to pay?
Someone to go away and they also like having people they can control and Jim
Harbaugh would have been a nightmare because he's an alpha and it's so stupid the way they
set this up where you brought in a guy and you should have you should have brought in
someone who could coach him correctly instead we get Dweeber Fluss and Shane Waldron and
I honestly Shane Walters by the way the end of the line of if you if you like we're around Sean McVay at any point
That's we got out. We figured out what that line is. Yeah, if you
I think the Bears ownership probably just saw Mattie reflux got a better haircut and like he's really turned up fucked up
You got fucked up. I do like our guy funk
But yeah, I'm more positive than I think people will probably want me to be I'm just played Anthony Richardson
I mean that's not hard to do but that's that imagine if yeah that didn't happen. Yes, it's more about
It's more about how the running game couldn't do anything against the Colts. They haven't been able to do anything all season
It's a joke Colts stink on defense. It's a joke
so bad
Painful to watch that was a painful game who's next week Rams
So that's a who's every I mean every game every game is a coaching mismatch. Yeah
It's it's in Chicago. I'm gonna say the Rams are
one point favorites. Oh
I think there's a one point favorite. Yeah one and a half
Okay
Well, we'll see what happens.
That's why they play the games.
I'm still all in on Caleb.
I just wish Shane Waldron would go away.
That fucking clip of him shaking against the Texans.
All right, let's move on.
Giants 21, Browns 15.
I thought for sure this was going to just be holy shit.
The Giants have completely bottomed out because they fumbled the opening kickoff and then
D'Shaun Watson hit a Mario Cooper on the very next play and you said to yourself
This is this is gonna be one of the worst teams in the league the Giants have the worst vibes in the NFL on kickoffs
Yeah, just real bad things happen on opening kick opening kickoffs, but then
Daniel Jones played a pretty damn
competent game and Malik neighbors is the real deal the real deal and the Giants win
this game and it's probably says a lot more about Deshaun Watson being the worst quarterback
starting quarterback in the NFL right now but credit the Giants because if I were on
that Giants sideline and we fumbled the opening kickoff and then they scored the next playout and then like pack it up let's go.
Yeah so it turns out that the Giants have a new motto for this year.
Oh.
They came up with this this week.
Tell me tell me.
It's fuck it.
Nice.
Fuck it is the Giants motto.
Which I love.
That's perfect.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Let's just beat the Browns today.
Oh they scored on us after 11 seconds.
Fuck it.
Let's just go beat them.
And Malik Neighbors is the ultimate fuck it guy for Daniel Jones because
he can just throw the ball up. And do you see that one catch
that neighbors had on the sideline where he like he took
it away from the defender. He actually he's kind of like
Travis Hunter. Yeah, he could he has to intercept a lot of
passes that are intended for the other team to intercept. Yes.
And Malik neighbors if you just throw it near him, he will make
a play on it. Daniel Jones look good in contrast, but also Deshaun just got beat up today
He got beat up he's had eight sacks. Yeah the offensive line for the Browns
I don't know how much you can chalk up the injuries how much you can chalk up to losing the offensive line coach
Who's like the best offensive line coach in the NFL now that Skirnecki is not around
but Bill Callahan left to join the Titans to coach with his son.
And the offensive line for the Browns
just looks like absolute shit.
What about, can we chalk any of it up to Rust?
Yeah, we could do Rust.
Deshaun Watson's Rusty.
We could do Rust.
He needs to clean those pipes out.
There's never been anyone Rustier in the world.
He's still Rusty.
He's got lingering Rust.
He's still Rusty.
No, Deshaun Watson's bad.
I don't know what you do if you're a Browns fan
with Deshaun Watson.
I think you just hope that he's
Like I don't even know that you get out of the contract. I know you just I was already hated with Diddy
Yeah, that's what you got to hope for if you're Johnny Fanta
You just have to laugh at these point. We have the clip Johnny Fanta are the preeminent Browns fan. I love this
It's about a minute and a half
another Sunday
another backyard and And what we
just watched was a really nice circus on Lake Erie. Two weeks ago, I was ticked off. Now,
I'm just laughing because that was comedic. On the first play, you recover a fumble.
On the second, you score a touchdown.
You're inside your own building against a team that threw two weeks was one of the worst
in the league.
And you give up 21 unanswered.
How about those apples?
I'd like to be apple picking somewhere in the woods right now.
What a joke.
What a joke.
First off, your offensive line.
Five turnstiles right now. And I know what
being a turnstile is like
because when I was an offensive lineman
back in high school, quarterbacks feared their lives when they entered the huddle.
That offensive line is
not good.
So, certain quarterbacks overcome
a bad offensive line.
This one, he needs
everything situationally to be perfect. I'm
sure all his defenders will be out this week saying how there's no way anybody could function
not even Tom Brady with this offensive line. But Tom Brady could because franchise quarterbacks
figure out ways around it. The other thought though, I think we're finding out why Jim Schwartz was available in the first place
little over a year ago because clearly he can't adjust
Danny Dimes is back big blues rolling giant fans. This is your day make your Sunday sauce
Because right now I'm eating you know what?
As a fan of this team, what is he?
Embarrassing joke. I don't get it You know what? This team what is he? embarrassing joke I
Don't get it
this dog
Is having a lot easier time than I am
Happy Sunday
Sunday was the best part all I got the Sunday. Yeah, he like, I did the shining or something. I disagree with him about
Deshaun. If there's a knock on the sun, he has overcome too
much in his past. Yeah, he's a fan is the best. He's he's the
best. But yeah, I because you had last week, we're like, Oh,
maybe the Browns are not as bad as we thought. And they're
like, Nope, Sean Watson is bad. Yeah, the Browns I ran tweeted
at him afterward and said, this
mighty little man knows the ball. And if you ever travel to Iran, I will take you
to the goat racing championship and then you can have sex with my wife.
I'm guessing that might not be an actual Iranian that's tweeting those things.
Well, I think, I think fantasy should at least take them up on the offer. At
least the goat race. Yeah. The goat race sounds like a great time. Goat racing
sounds awesome.
Yeah. Now there was a moment in this game that must have driven Brown's fans crazy.
They had an interception that they returned for a touchdown and they had everybody on
the team. And I counted more than 11 people. They had 13 guys doing a choreographed drum
line celebration in the end zone. And there was a flag on the ground the entire time and he got called back. Yep. And that's a
very sad you you can't if you if you do a celebration for a touchdown that scored
that is taken off via penalty. Yep. That should be a flag too. Yes. You should get
another 15 yards on that. They emptied the clip on their best celebration for a
play that didn't happen. Yeah. So, uh, tough, tough
day for the Browns. And I don't, I mean, I get good for the giants. They, they kind of,
uh, cause this was, this is week three feels like the bottoming out week. If you go Oh
and three and you do it in bad fashion, we're going to talk about the Titans feels like
it kind of bottoms out. So they, they at least recaptured a little bit of it. It was like,
Hey, the season's not fully, fully over over and Malik neighbors is awesome Malik neighbors is really really awesome right now rookie of the year and
Giants fans also got a massive dub over any Browns fans that have ever talked shit about the Daniel Jones contract
Yep, you can be like it's actually not the worst contract. Yeah, it's not even close
The Sean Watson will go down as the worst contract ever. And you know what? Fuck it.
What?
Fuck it.
Oh yeah, fuck it.
I forgot their new motto.
Fuck it.
It's a great motto.
I was like, what were you going to say?
No, just fuck it.
Fuck it.
Yeah, fuck it is one of the most versatile things you can say.
Yeah, I don't think you'd say it if you're a really good team, but if you're in the Giants
situation, yeah, say fuck it.
Yeah, say fuck it.
Just go out there and fuck around and win a couple games. Fuck it. Who why not us fuck it? All right?
we're watching by the way the
Chiefs and Falcons game and the Falcons have fourth and five
With four minutes left and they're definitely not gonna get it and they didn't get it and it wasn't even close to getting it
And now the Chiefs are gonna just run out the clock and win this game. That's how it happens. This is it
That's how it happens. This is it. That's how it happens. Uh, okay. Next up Steelers Chargers Steelers 20 Chargers 10. Holy shit. This Steelers defense is for
real. Justin Fields looked awesome. Goes back to coaching, uh, which shouldn't be a surprise
that the coaching, uh, for the bears is not good. Uh, but Justin Fields like this was
the first two weeks. I think Justin Fields was Fields was okay winning football, didn't get asked to do too much. This one he threw the
ball very well and had a couple running plays and it feels like he's kind of rounding into
form to being a winning quarterback that's not like, Hey, we just got to make sure he
doesn't screw up the game. He's now contributing because that was a good team win for the Steelers.
And the interception that he had was not his fault. His receiver didn't catch it. And the
Chargers, we should say the Chargers did lose Bosa, Alt, Slater, and Herbert. So Chargers
are back.
The Saints, or the Steelers defense, excuse me, they have held the three opponents they
played to a total of 26 points. There's 23 teams in the NFL who have held the three opponents they played to a total of 26 points.
There's 23 teams in the NFL who have held their opponents to double that or more.
So 26 points, obviously leading the NFL.
They also are the first team in 20 years to allow sub 300 yards on each game and 10 points
or less.
They are awesome.
Was that also the Steelers?
That feels like a Steelers stat, doesn't it?
I don't know who it was before. It probably was. It was either the Steelers that feels like a Steelers stat? I don't know who was before it probably was you see the Steelers the Ravens in the second half the Chargers were held to
Minus five yards of offense. Yeah, which is crazy and whenever TJ watt was allowed to rush against all he ate his lunch
yeah, in the first half they were doing a lot of chipping they were like double teaming them and
TJ couldn't really get anything going. But then her big started
to pick it up to this is the Steelers defense is it's just
fucking crazy.
The Steelers defense is basically just going to be all
the wins I get for Wisconsin Badgers this year. Yeah, because
her bigs Badgers well and they were awesome. I we love Jim
Harbaugh. We love him. I don't know why they started Justin
Herbert in this game. Yeah, he definitely did not look like he should be out there playing.
And they play the Chiefs next week and a high ankle sprain is one of those things where
it's just not going to get better overnight.
And you know what's really not going to get better is when you have TJ Watt and Nick Herbig
like jumping on top of you multiple times in a game.
I just, I feel like that was maybe a mistake.
I said this before, so it's not hindsight is 20-20.
I thought maybe just sit him out, try to win that game with Taylor Heinecke and get him
healthy because this is going to linger now.
He looked very bad moving around.
And I know he had that, Quinton Johnson scored another touchdown, so shout out to him.
He does have hands, but it just, it looked like he was very injured. Yeah. Harbaugh strikes me as a coach that would tell Herbert when he's like, Hey, I
have a high ankle sprain. Harbaugh would be like, Oh yeah, I played through that a bunch
of times. Yeah. And then just stare at him. Yeah. And be like, so what are you going to
do? So your choice? Like, yeah, I guess, I guess you're right coach. I'll play. Yeah.
And then this happens. And yeah, he did not look, he didn't look comfortable out there.
They showed a picture of him on the sidelines and you could see his ankle swollen through his socks. He
had like two different socks. It was bad. Yeah. It was a bad, bad second half for the
Chargers. I feel, I do feel for Chargers fans though, because he was so excited about this
season and now it's like everyone's hurt again. Yeah. But you're two in one. You got a big
game against the Chiefs. Uh, as for the Steelers, the Steelers are,
I mean, their defense is incredible. And I do feel like it's Justin Fields' job now. You can't bench
him for Russell Wilson. You think if Russell Wilson's 100%? Because we know that- You cannot
bench a three and 0 quarterback. They've got a game plan for Justin that features his readiness.
Yeah. And so if he's ready, I feel like you
go with him. But I could see, I could see Rossi getting the nod. No way. Not right now.
You're saying next week? I personally would not. There's no way. Will it happen? I don't
think Tomlin would do that. I think you got to, you got a three and Oh quarterback. Justin
fields is playing better every single week. You can't do that.
You got to wait until something bad happens and he has a bad game and then maybe make
a switch.
But they have a formula.
They have a formula that I feel like can beat 90% of the NFL.
Just don't turn the ball over.
Run the football when you need to.
Don't go on any quick drives.
Don't try to showboat out here. Just
get some nice like 10 12 play drives put together. Yeah. End up with points and Calvin Austin
is good. Yeah. Like that was a revelation today. Calvin Austin, George Pickens, Friar
Moose run the ball. They're going to play the Colts next week. You think you think that
defense isn't going to be able to pick off a couple? I think that's going to be that
sounds like a 17 to nothing victory for the Steelers next
week.
I just, well, Andrew Richardson will hit a big one.
He does hit big ones.
He does hit big ones.
But yeah, you cannot, you have to keep riding Justin Fields.
This is also the first time Justin Fields won three straight games in his NFL career.
Is it really?
Which again is just insults that against the Bears, which we deserve.
Well Justin Fields is-
We deserve that insult stat.
He's now 2-0 against Harbaugh. Yeah. He deserve that insults that he's now to know against Harbaugh
Yeah, he's the Harbaugh Slayer. He is a hard one. He beat him at Ohio State, right?
No, wait, I think he did
What year do we draft Joseph Fields?
I'm pretty sure yeah. Yeah, you're right. He did. Yeah, 20 is he's got Harbaugh's number. Yeah, he does he does
Okay next up So he's got Harbaugh's number. Yeah, he does he does Okay
next up
Steelers are there. They're they're fun in an ugly way. No, I like them. Yeah, I like this ugly football is fun
Yeah, yeah, they're playing ugly football in a fun way
Yeah, and Justin Fields is also fun when he's playing well, you football is only fun when you win
It is but like they're in the past their offense has been ugly and they've been winning ugly games that are not fun now
they're winning ugly games that are fun, right and I
I think when you have a defense like they have a defense
It's fun and this might just also be coming from someone who never has had an offense
But when you get a really good defense, it's fun
Do you know why because that way when you have the ball in offense you think maybe we'll score on this
So you have some optimism then when you don't score and your defense is on the field you're like, maybe we'll have a pick six here
Yeah, maybe we'll have a fumble here. Yeah, this is almost like you got two offenses. Yeah. All right, so the
Kirk Cousins is trying for another heroic drive
To win this game for the Falcons prime time Kirk to 21 left
We'll we'll recap that game when it goes final
I'm time Kirk to 21 left. We'll we'll we'll recap that game when it goes final
Next up Packers 30 Titans 14 fucking Malik Willis Matt LaFleur is a coach of the year through three weeks
It's insane. He then he just
Last week was like, okay, we're gonna play to Malik Willis his strengths. We're gonna run the ball a ton this week He's like hey, you want to see another trick Malik Willis is really good. I know he was just bombing it. He threw for 202 yards. He rushed for 73
Coaching matters. I don't think it's the same Malik Willis
I think they changed him out with somebody and offensive line helps a lot, too
He doesn't look like the same player at all. The Packers just know how to do it
They just it's it drives me insane
but it's also it would drive me more insane if I didn't
expect it.
And I expect it, and I did take the Titans today because I didn't expect exactly this,
but there's nothing that shocks me when it comes to Packers and their quarterbacks.
I mean, he was throwing great passes today.
It wasn't, it wasn't all, it was a lot of scheme.
Don't get me wrong.
And LaFleur, him and O'Connell, I think those are the two guys that you look at for Coach
of the Year so far.
Yeah. But Malik Willis the Year so far. Yeah.
But Malik Willis was just making plays.
Yeah.
He was just throwing seeds.
He was, his running ability was so good.
It's frustrating to watch as a guy that thought that he knew exactly who Malik Willis was.
Yep.
And I missed Joe Barry so much because Jeff Halfley seems like he can coach a defense.
The Titans, Will Levis had a good first drive and then we had a Will
Levis moment where he threw that pick six. That was tough. But the Packers are now two
and one without Jordan Love. They have two wins without Jordan Love. It seems like Jordan
Love is going to come back any day now.
Well, they made it seem like he might start this week.
But I always-
That smoke screen. It was smoke screen.
But this is also what the Packers are smart. They're like, Hey, we
play the Vikings next week, which they're going to be the
team, you know, one of the teams that we're fighting for in the
division. Why would we start Jordan Love in a game that we
think we can win with Malik Willis? And that's what
happened. They want to game another game that they thought
they could win with Malik Willis.
You don't think that Will Levis is listening to the show,
right?
Probably not right now. He's probably turning it all off.
This was the first turning it all off.
This was the first time.
I would turn it off.
So I'll just say something about Will Levis.
His coach said he's our quarterback after the game.
Oh no.
That's bad.
That's a bad sign.
Who's their backup?
Mason Rudolph?
Oh yeah, it is Mason Rudolph.
Mason Rudolph?
You're right.
We also had the first ever guy who stole another guy's job off.
So it was, so Sean Clifford is the backup for the Packers.
He stole Will Levis' job at Penn State.
Will Levis decided to transfer to Kentucky.
Then Will Levis got drafted and stole Malik Willis' job at Tennessee.
And then Malik Willis went to the Packers and stole
Sean Clifford's job. That's wild. Wild. That's wild. That's a full circle. Full circle. So I
think Malik Willis has won all of it. So who's creating these jobs? Is Malik Willis? I don't
know. He's the one who won the job off. But then Jordan Love is going to steal his job. True. And
then somebody will have to beat Sam Darnold. Whose job did he steal? I don't know we'll have to yeah Sam Darnold whose job did he steal?
I don't know he guess he stole JJ McCarthy's through injury kind of yeah, that's no that's concerning
Kind of a cool circle. It's a cool circle. Yeah, congrats. Mali. I am actually I'm happy for Malik
Well, he's always seemed like a good guy
in fact
That seemed like a great that was part of my formula when I was
Originally figuring out how to bet against Malik Willis
was that all the reports about him when he was getting this starting job in spot duty
for Jordan Love was they'd all lead off with talking about what a good human being he was.
And that's not what you want to see when evaluating somebody. But I guess good for him. He's a
good dude. He's playing well. I just, it's an organization win when I will never financially recover from experiencing Malik Willis in the 2024 season. Yeah, no, you gotta
you gotta keep going. You gotta but I might not have another Oh, oh buddy, if Brian Flores
against Malik Willis, if you don't think I'm loading up on the Vikings, you got another
thing coming. It's a it's a what is it Martin Gale strategy? Everyone's everyone who's ever
gambled has seen keep doubling keep doubling
You'll eventually it's like doesn't work like that Caleb Williams passing yards doesn't work like that. Well this time it might
But this is an organization went just like the Steelers like we talked about with the Steelers
Yeah, they're just organizations that do it right and know what they're doing and they can win games like this
And that's the difference between the haves and the have nots in the NFL.
And also Green Bay's got a very good running game.
Yeah, their offense line is good and their defense, again, Jeff Haftley looks like he's,
I know that Joe Berry, I miss him because I know Packers fans hated him and I liked
him because they always failed, their defense always failed them.
Now their defense is good. Yeah. Uh, okay.
Another one that was a little bit of a shocker, but not really because, uh, maybe the bucks
coming back down to earth, the Broncos 26, the bucks seven, Bo Nicks, no interceptions.
Maybe Sean Payton found a system for him. Well, has everybody else on the team finally
stepped up to Bo Nicks is playing ability. But Sean Payton said afterwards, this guy is going to be something.
He is.
Which could mean anything.
I think he's already something.
That could mean anything.
He is something.
He's a noun.
He's an NFL quarterback.
He's something.
Uh, but yeah, this was, this was maybe we, the bucks start was, I think they're still
a good team, but a little too quick to anoint them.
The best team in the NFC South our good friend
Stephen Che
Scoffed at me when I said do you think there's any chance that the Broncos can win today?
He said no, this is gonna be bucks 20 to 6. It was Broncos 26 7
he also said that Baker Mayfield's touchdown run against the Lions was a
Franchise altering run. Maybe it was just in the other way in the other way. Yeah. Yeah, the Bucks look very very bad today
Bo nicks he can run with the ball. Yeah, he was pretty quick out there and Sean Payton
I think he I think there is some truth to him knowing the division. Well, okay
So here's a fun stat that I wish I had I didn't bet the I didn't bet this game
My official pick on all the shows was the Broncos, but I didn't bet it
I wish I had because here's a fun stat that bad job by us to not find it on Friday show.
Sean Payton in regular season games is now 7-0 against Todd Bowles coach teams, whether
he was a coordinator or a head coach.
7-0, Sean Payton scores 29.7 points per games and he's done it with four
different quarterbacks. Drew Brees, Jamis Winston, Taysom Hill and Bo Nicks. He
owns them in the regular season. Now he did lose a playoff game to him but still
Sean Payton just knows how to play against Todd Bowles and he proved it
again today. I'd say he has his number. I don't think that the Broncos are a great
team. I don't think that they're even really a good team. I think that this
was just a matchup.
And we talked about it on Friday a little bit, that Baker's getting pressured a lot.
Yeah.
Even in their wins, he's getting hit quite a bit.
And so the Broncos defense, they kind of did more of the same and were able to shut down
the Bucs offense pretty good.
Like Mike Evans stunk today.
Yup.
Godwin didn't really do that much today either.
No.
That offense-
He scored a touchdown, but yeah.
Yeah, but the offense was pretty much shut down. Yeah, they got pressured a ton of times Baker was running for his life seven sacks.
What was up with Sean Payton in that locker room afterwards? There was smoke. There's a lot of smoke. He's probably
smoking. Yeah. Remember the time he smoked a bong? Yeah. With the kids? Yeah, I remember that. Allegedly. That was an
awesome video. Sean Payton just for the boys. Yeah, listen Sean Payton
I you're allowed to smoke whatever you want after a win. Yeah, but also he's you see the locker room
Yes, very smoky in that locker room. Yeah, it was also very smoky on the field was that in Tennessee, Tennessee
They set off the fireworks in the third quarter. It was yeah random smoke was happening
But uh, yeah, I think this was a correction week for a lot of things and one was the NFC South being like hey
Baker and Derek Carr are the best quarterbacks league. They're still very good, but
Everything kind of came back down to earth a little bit
Yeah, I don't know if we brought this up on Friday's show
But when it comes to getting Baker under pressure
He had the lowest average time before pressure got to him Wow across the NFL going into this week
So it probably got worse this week. Yeah, they're just hitting them. Yeah. He we by
the way, we should we should we pause for this? And the game we have fourth and one
for the Falcons. I don't know why they ran it. I guess they have their two timeouts.
Andy Reid is so demure. What is the other line of it? Max mindful. Very mindful. He's very mindful and
demure. Look at him. He's just he's so cute. They had said on the broadcast last night
that are tonight that Andy Reid loves watching Tuesday and Wednesday night Max and and that's
how we found Carson Steele. Yeah, no shit. Yeah, just like no duh. Hey, I love that. I'm watching
You know bowling green Ball State and Andy Reid is also watching that game eating a cheeseburger. Just loving life
That's how it is. All right, so days off from football. What am I gonna do football?
Maxion Maxion. All right, so fourth and inches. What's the play call here?
Well, you you say that we're gonna pause were you actually recording this? No, we're recording this. Oh
Yeah, we usually talk about it. Yeah fourth and inches. What's the play call?
My play call is give the fucking ball to Bijan. I'm gonna
agree with that bootleg
They gonna do a touch me sneak touch push. Nope. No QB sneak. Oh, that's so bad and nothing
Why did they do a stretch play? Game over.
That was fucking dosh. That fucking sucked. Kind of done that last week. Arthur Smith
vindicated. Shut up, Hank. And the Chiefs are 3-0. Again. And they didn't even cover the fucking Falcons couldn't even cover the spread.
God damn it.
What happened?
Who are they circling on defense here?
Oh yeah, that guy just wasn't touched.
Bad play call.
Fuck.
Yeah, that was, I don't know, that's a tough, that's a tough play call.
Like I, if you're going to do something outside, dude, just dude Just do a play action feels like someone will be open. You know, BJ Robinson
That's a tough play to when you have a stack box
Yeah, it's Patrick Mahomes man. Patrick Mahomes does it again. Patrick Mahomes. He did blow that lead against Illinois though
Yeah, he did
Yeah, you threw a bad interception. Okay. Yeah Broncos look good. Yeah I actually think that Baker and
Sean Payton are the same guy. His one's about 40 years older, 30 years older. Yeah
they got kind of got kind of got a little shit to them. They got a lot of shit to
them. Yeah. But yeah this gets this gets shot you know what I predict for next
week I don't know who the Broncos are playing but Sean Payton's going whose line is it anyway who they playing? I don't know
Hey, Hank bring it up. Yeah find it out
Hank what would you give this on the hanker meter?
They play the Jets
Jets, okay, the Broncos play the Jets. Where is it Jets? Oh that reminds me that Thursday night game
No, that one's looking cocky Blake Bortles bowl
I think it's Jets That reminds me of that Thursday night game. Oh no, that one's looking cocky. The Blake Bortles bowl.
I think it's Jets...
Seven.
Jets seven.
Jets...
Yeah, I like that.
I'll go with you on that.
Jets eight.
Well, my prediction was going to be that Sean Payton feels himself a little bit this week.
Sean Payton off a win.
A game no one expected him to win.
He's feeling good.
He's going to be feeling himself.
He's ready to go.
Yeah.
But I'm not saying that it's going to mean that they're going to beat the Jets.
I'm saying it might actually be a bad thing.
Yeah.
He's feeling himself too much.
He's doing a lot of feeling.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hank, what shirt is that?
Billy Strings.
Oh, you like Billy Strings?
You never talked about him. I mean, I don't talk about him. You guys bring him up. Is it this shirt is that? Billy strings. Oh Billy strings
I mean, I don't talk about him you guys bring him up. Is it this shirt Hank? This is NFL That's the NFL. Are you like football? Yeah, we do do a whole podcast about it
Well, I don't always love you do a podcast about Billy strings pretty much do I yeah
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36, Raiders, 22.
Let's go Panthers 36, Raiders 22. Let's go Panthers. Andy Dalton. Now what I'm about to say is going to feel like a lot of
hate towards Bryce Young.
I do not hate Bryce Young.
I'm just gonna say some stats and you can decide
whether Andy Dalton should have been the starter
to begin the season or not.
Andy Dalton threw more TDs in the first half
than Bryce Young did in the last 10 games.
Two.
He also is the only QB with 300 yards and three TDs this season so far.
The Panthers also broke their streak of 20 straight games without a fourth quarter lead.
They were kicking the shit out of the Raiders and they were leading in the fourth quarter. Also, fun fact, Andy
Dalton with his three touchdowns today went up to 25th all time
in touchdown passes by a quarterback surpassing.
Who's it? Who was the 25th?
Yes. It's pretty much impossible trivia question. Jake Plummer.
Tony Romo.
Okay.
So see you Tony. That's good. I like that. Yeah, it feels good. Yeah, I was thinking myself. It was any other name
I want to bring up big cat ass
Fifth because because it's Tony I like that a lot
Yeah
And he don't look really good out there if and we kind of predicted this we said that if you're the Panthers
The fact that you have not price young playing quarterback is gonna make everybody on the Panthers play a little bit harder
Yep, including Jadavia and clownie who everybody on the Panthers play a little bit harder. Yep. Including Jadavia and Clowney who is on the
Panthers. Is he really? Yes. He had a couple of sacks. Respect to Jadavia and Clowney,
the king of the one year deal. Yes. He just keeps bouncing. He's seeing the country. He's
getting no different cities. He was all over the place. Checking out different scenes.
He's basically a hobo that goes around playing for shitty football teams. It would be great
if we had like, it came out that Jadavia and Connie was doing like a catch me if you can type of scheme.
He's trying to.
That's why he just keeps traveling from city to city.
He's got like six families.
Yeah, good for him.
But Andy Dalton looked awesome today.
The Panthers looked they looked like a competent football team like this.
This was an ass kicking that they handed.
Yeah.
So shout out to Andy.
And he looks good, too.
Yeah, he does. Thirty seven years old. Is he really playing the Bengals next week. He's the 25th
leader in touchdown pass. Yeah. I felt that's pretty crazy. We get an Andy Dalton revenge
game against the Bengals next week which has happened a couple of times. He's two and one
I think against the Bengals all time. So but yeah this was the the Panthers. If you're
the GM who I don't know who the GM is, it's
probably just David Tepper. Mrs. Tepper. Mrs. Tepper. But she gets overruled by the owner
sometimes. You've got to trade Bryce Young right this second because what could happen
is David Tepper could be like, Hey, maybe this team isn't so bad. Bryce Young, get back
in there. Don't do that. Play with Andy Dalton. Trade Bryce
Young for anything you can right now and just go forward and be like, we made a mistake.
We're going to draft a quarterback next year.
Maybe Bryce Young just needs to watch Andy and then he'll get good.
This was bad for Bryce Young. The fact that Andy Dalton looked this competent, 300 yards, three TDs. And Deontay Johnson finally was unlocked.
He had 122, nine catches and a touchdown.
I just want a Xavier LeGette game
so we can hear him in a post game just talking
that awesome accent that he has.
Yeah.
We need that.
That's really the worst thing that Bryce Young has done,
is taking Xavier LeGette away from us.
Yes.
And not getting him any more screen time.
But yeah, Bryce Young, I don't know what his trade value is right now
But I do know that it's probably not gonna get any higher than it is right now
Yeah got back in like do you think could you see a world where?
Because if he comes back in and he plays well for the Panthers then they won't trade him right and I don't I don't
think that's even a
Not not really possibility unless him playing will- Well, no, just playing well.
True.
Yeah.
But there's no way.
I guess his trade value right now
is going to be at its highest, because after more time,
people will forget about his college tape.
Yeah.
So yeah, I agree.
They've got to trade them.
But if you're the Panthers, this is a weird space
that you're in, where if you win a few games here and there
with Andy Dalton, does that really help your future? Not really, but you also can't play Bryce Young because
if you play Bryce Young, then your entire coaching staff is going to be just looked
down upon by all the players. They'll lose the locker room.
I bet on the Panthers today because I was like, this entire team knows that Andy Dalton
is a better quarterback and they're all going to play a little bit harder knowing that they have
a chance to actually win this game and they were dominant from the beginning. I, yeah,
I don't know what you do. I, I understand not winning right now, but it's so early to
be like tank. Yeah. You can't tank in week three, right? You can tank in week 15 tanking in week three is just you're poisoning everything about your entire organization, which is already pretty poisoned
But anything could happen if you're the Panthers like you could you could in theory make the playoffs
They'll probably beat the Bears now. I
Don't know any doll and you don't change game. He changes the equation. He does he's a keys
He's an equation changer for the Raiders. This was
pretty pretty bad and
Antonio Pierce said afterwards that some guys made business decisions today. So I'm gonna imagine there's gonna be a lot of running
Yeah Raiders practices coming up. It's like imagine every Disney movie that you ever watched about a football team
What the coach does after loss? That's what Antonio Pierce is gonna do
Yes, there's probably a hill if there's a hill anywhere in Las Vegas
You're gonna have to like climb up to the top
You're gonna do steps up to the top of the sphere and back. Yeah pretty much. So it that was um
yeah, I don't know what you can say about that game other than that was a really bad game for the Raiders and
You'd like off of a big win against the Ravens and then
you come and drop that egg.
Yeah.
In Mark Davis's house.
There was some definitely individuals that made business decisions and will make business
decisions going forward as well.
That's a scary, scary quote.
If you're someone who on the Raiders and you weren't giving max effort.
I'll tell you what, if you are a player in the NFL and you hear your coach starting to like lightly delve into cop talk
Using the word individuals about you. That's a bad sign. Yeah. Yeah, he's talking about you like you're a perp. I'd agree
Yeah, I'd agree. So
Yeah, I don't I the Raiders that was that was awful. That was that was really really bad. At least
Alexander Madison keeps going touchdowns. He does that's cool. He does
and the Panthers who knows who knows where Andy Dalton can take him probably a
Loss of the Bengals next week, but that does you know, you can't say no you can't say no to Andy Dalton
Can't say no they well their schedule is not hard because they're they were the worst team last year
So you I mean with Andy Dalton it all starts to look a little bit different.
It didn't look great for Thielen though.
No.
That looked like a pretty bad hamster.
That was an awesome catch.
Awesome throw.
Yep.
But yeah, shout out to Panthers.
If you're a Panthers fan, you get at least one happy, that wasn't the worst torturous
thing I ever watched.
I think someone, actually I think it might have been Gideon Clowney was
like, take those bags off your head. We're coming back home.
Yeah. To a parade.
Yeah, for throw a parade. Why not? You want a game. So you
talked about Antonio Pierce making his team run. He remember
he did that to his high school team. Yeah. Yeah. They're up
what 63 to nine at halftime. Yeah. And they had to run
sprints. He thought they should have been up more. Yeah. Yeah.
So tough, tough one for the Raiders. And you're Yeah, I would not
want to be in the Raiders facility when Antonio Pierce walks in the door on Monday morning.
No. All right. Rams 27 49ers 24 the kitchen sink game. Yeah, I knew it. Sean McVeigh and
the Rams did it. They did. They had the the fake punt they were running all sorts of weird trick plays
I told you Kyron Williams or was it somebody else that threw that pass because they threw a hell of a pass
Kyron to to at well. Yeah to to at well through a hell of a pass. Yeah, they they
The I don't know. I just I felt it going in that the Rams kitchen sink like Sean McVeigh is such a good head coach
They are down so many guys They're gonna find a way and I know it was it looked bad for a little bit there
But they end up saving the start of their season with a huge win and Sean McVeigh's
this is why coaches like coaches win games too and
That was a coaching masterpiece by Sean McVeigh. Yeah, and you can't waste the Juwan Jennings game if you're the 49ers.
Yeah.
Because you had all your guys out.
Ayuk doesn't...
Ayuk looks like he could use about three and a half, four weeks of football practice.
Turns out missing all training camp does not help when playing football.
And so you're missing Christian McCaffrey, Debo, and you're missing...
Kittle.
Kittle.
Not a great formula for the 49ers, but then you look at who the Rams are missing, and they're missing, um, Kittle, not a great formula for the 49ers, but then you
look at who the Rams are missing and they're missing everyone, every single person. And
this, you could tell that McVeigh was pumped to win this game. Oh yeah. Because it was
so excited. This is a line in the sand. Like this is our season. If we start 0 and 3, it's
completely over. We got embarrassed last week against the Cardinals. That's give me Sean
McVeigh all day in that. Now I don't know what's going on with the, against the Cardinals. That's give me Sean McVay all day in that.
Now I don't know what's going on with the 49ers.
You could just say, hey, they're very injured.
But those are two games.
Like I know the Vikings game they shouldn't have won.
But this game they should have won.
They were up 10 in the fourth quarter.
And it was just big play after big play that the Rams were able to to make in the vik in the 49ers weren't and now
They're one and two which is kind of shocking. Yeah, no puka. No Cooper Cup. Yeah, I have a fun staff for you
This is more to our
I've said it for many years. I think people are starting to come along with it Matthew Stafford Hall of Famer
Matthew Stafford has 99 total wins in his career as a quarterback.
How many of those wins did he need a game winning drive to win?
It's going to be a lot of them I think. I'm going to say 60.
No not 60 but 45. So almost half of his games.
Still a lot.
Yeah. Almost half of Matthew Stafford's wins have needed Matthew Stafford to have a game-winning drive. Yeah
I mean he's a six all-time in game-winning drives and fourth quarter comebacks
He's the active leader in both right now in the NFL. He's got 45 game-winning drives 36 comebacks
It's crazy
But also you could say that he's just been really shitty in the first two quarters. That you could or he played on shitty teams and he had to carry them.
Yeah. So he's, I mean, Matthew Stafford's an absolute baller when it comes down to late
game situations. You need a big play. I got a question for you, big cat. Yeah. You're
a 49ers fan. Panic button. Where is it? Where's it in your house? Is it on your desk? I'm
going to look. I'm'm gonna look at their schedule
No, they play the Patriots next week. Okay. Yeah, they're good. They're good
Yeah, right, but I always like to do this like
Imagine yourself as a fan of another team and what you would have felt about that team at the start of the year looking at The schedule well, you probably had the Vikings as a W
You probably had this game against the Rams as a W because... You might have had that as a...
But you beat Lefebvre.
Yeah, yeah.
Historically.
Yeah, no, this is definitely not a good start for them. We said it, I can't remember who before
the season was Prisco maybe, but they were the number one, like, fives might be off team.
Because of all the holdouts, because of the fact that they've been right there every single year and they've fallen short and eventually the air has to come out of the balloon
And yeah, that's a bad start. Yeah, the vibes aren't good
I but a lot of it is also because you're missing Christian McCaffrey. Yeah, that's a pretty big part of it
I would say yeah, Jordan Mason fine player not Christian McCaffrey. Yeah. Everyone thought maybe he could be Christian McCaffrey.
He's not Christian McCaffrey.
And then is it too soon to have the Brock Purdy contract discussion?
Oh, is this actually a good start for the Niners?
Yeah, yeah.
Because now they could maybe get him for cheaper.
What does it matter?
Because if you have a-
I thought he played well today without a lot of weapons.
No, I know, but I'm just saying if they missed the playoffs somehow.
He did play well.
No, because here's how it works in the NFL
If it doesn't help their case whether he plays well without the Stars true
Yeah
If you have a quarterback and you plan on that guy being your quarterback and not making a change
Then you have to make that quarterback the highest paid quarterback in the league. Yeah, that's how it works
Yeah, so like if you have an average guy that you don't plan on moving on from boom now, he's super rich That's a fact. That's how it works. That. So like if you have an average guy that you don't plan on moving on from boom now
He's super rich. That's a fact. That's how it works. That's how that's how business is done
He's guess what you got to pay him gotta pay him. He's got a kid one dollar more than Dak
Yeah, you think I don't think Brock Ferdy would do that. I don't think he'd play the dollar game
No, I don't think so either but
It also taxes in California. No one's NFL careers
Guaranteed. Yeah, you want to get that money?
Yeah, we can't do that to Brock Purdy. We can't be like Brock Purdy such a nice guy. He should get $10 farm boy
That's what I would do really only needs a couple million. I
$2 more than Dak Prescott. Yeah, or just a huge farm. Yeah. Buy us some land. Uh, yeah. But the, the, I, Ram's
Sean McVay kitchen sink game. He's that's, that's the type of dude he is. He was very
pumped up. You saw how animated he was in the locker room after the game. Yeah. Uh,
okay. Lion's 20 years looking good by the way for McVay. Yes. Those PRP injections.
Yeah. Nice job. It's not natural, but it doesn't matter Lions 20 Cardinals 13 we had the pitch play Ben Johnson in his bag was awesome perfect
Yeah, it needs to be done more often. Yeah, I think we told Dan Campbell to do that
Yeah
So the Lions this is a weird game because the Lions dominated the first half Jared Goff was I think he had a perfect passer
Rating in the first half looked like they were gonna score a million points
They kind of stalled out in the second half. Well, wait wait at the end of the first half look like they were going to score a million points. They kind of stalled out in the second half.
Well wait, wait. At the end of the first half, there was a big play that happened.
So there was, I believe it was either a pick six, I think it was a pick six that Jared Goff threw.
Yes.
That got called back.
Yeah, a two minute warning.
Because it was the two minute warning.
And according to many screenshots that I've seen, I have not gone back and watched the full videos,
but screenshots from the opposing fan base are good enough for me in a court
of law and Cardinals fans have the clock at two minutes and one second when the ball was
snapped and the refs blow it dead.
That could have been a big play right there.
That could have been a huge play.
Yes.
That was a huge play.
But yeah, the Lions looked incredible in the first half.
Then their offense kind of stalled out, but their defense was playing great.
Kyler Murray, it felt like the Cardinals, the entire second half, the first half, I
think we all sat down and we're like, this is going to rock.
These two offenses look like they're humming.
It's perfect.
It's going to be so much fun to watch.
Then the second half was essentially Lions get get a couple first downs, punt.
Cardinals get the ball, take three deep shots, punt.
And then they just did that the whole second half.
Yeah, and it was also a Jack Fox legacy game for the Lions.
Did he go off?
Jack Fox went off.
AWL, punter for the Lions, he had five punts, four inside the 20 and a long of 68 on the
other.
Big game by the punters.
Punt to win sometimes.
Beast, yeah.
The Cardinals offense essentially was deep shots that didn't work because last week Kyler
was 5 for 5 on them.
This week he was 1 for 7.
And you could tell, they doubled Marvin Harrison after he scored his touchdown.
I feel like this was more Lions defense and the Lions also got back to basics of just
pounding the rock because Montgomery and Gibbs both had over 80 yards.
I'd say best running back tandem in the NFL.
Who would be up there?
I don't know who else.
Braylon Allen.
Breece Hall.
I saw memes look up at me.
Yeah, they're pretty good.
They're pretty good.
What about Izzy?
Three headed monster.
I'm sure he'll be cut soon.
Oh, will he?
Yeah.
I don't think there's, yeah, I mean, I think it's pretty clear.
Yeah, and also the Lions, yeah, they might not be scoring like crazy amounts of points
like they have in the past.
Their defense is one of the best in the entire NFL.
Yeah, their offenses looked clunky.
It's looked good at times and then at other times just
stalls out, which I think they'll fix. But this was more, they got back to their basics
of running the ball and I thought they were going to do that in this game and it's got
to feel good to get back on track after that weird game against the box.
I think they're also missing Josh Reynolds.
Yes. I said it before the season. I was like, he's the one piece that he was a big piece of their offense that you now are expecting Jameson
Williams to step up and he's a different receiver than Josh Reynolds. But that Josh Reynolds
was an unheralded guy. He was like the 14 yard very important. Mr. 14 yards. Yeah. And
Laporta got banged up, which didn't help. Yeah. But yeah, Lions, Lions look good. Speaking
of which, so next game, the Lions, so the Seahawks 24 dolphins three, I didn't help yeah, but yeah lions lions look good speaking of which so the next game the Lions so the Seahawks 24
Dolphins three I didn't have a lot on this game because it was pretty much over
the minute the DK scored that long touchdown and
I am getting very close to buying in on the Seahawks
I
Am very excited for Monday football next week when the Seahawks play the Lions because that will be the test
Because I was thinking about it. Mike McDonald seems to be a very good head coach in three games.
He was obviously great with the Ravens last year. The Seahawks offense has moments where it looks
awesome, has also had moments where it got safety a billion times against the Broncos,
was in a rock fight with the Patriots into overtime.
So it's there, it's just got to be ironed out.
Their defense, I think is for real.
I need to see it against the Lions because they easily beat Scowler Thompson, they beat
Jacobi Percet and they beat Bo Nix in his first start.
Also Tim Boyle.
Tim Boyle.
So I want to see it, but I'm dangerously close to believing in the Seahawks.
I think that they're a very well coached team. Yeah, you can just tell sometimes but again, they do the smallest against that
Tyler Thompson Jacobi Berset and Bo Nicks which bad team play who you would play
Yep, but they seem to be they seem to be run in a competent manner
I'm I'm very close to buying in on I haven't seen anything that McDonald's done that has made me go
What the fuck is this? What's this guy doing? Yeah, he seems to be in control at all times on the sideline. Yeah, he's made adjustments even that first half against the Broncos week one
They came out and there were lights out in the second half. I
Yeah, I'm gonna say the Seahawks Lions game is gonna be the winner of that game
I'm gonna be like, okay, they're they're ready for a deep deep run
Yeah, now if you're the Dolphins how quickly you do make a call about Russ
Mmm, we got Tyler Huntley
Tannahill he's not Tyler Huntley's already signed. Yeah, but Tannahill is out there. He knows out there
I don't think you can bring back Tannahill. He knows how to get to the stadium. Yeah
the Dolphins are gonna end up being the Bummer team of the year because I
Don't even know what I mean
if we did the Colin Coward analogy you you have a Lamborghini and a five-year-old is
driving it yeah with with no offense to our guy Skyler Thompson but yeah you do so Skyler
Thompson is not ready for that type of horsepower he's a he's a power wheels kind of guy yeah
he's got the Lamborghini but it's a power wheel he's not ready for that type of horsepower. He's a power wheels kind of guy. Yeah. He's got the Lamborghini, but it's a power wheel.
He's not ready for that type of horsepower.
Tim Boyle was actually, he came in in relief
and wasn't that bad.
I like Tim Boyle.
Yeah.
I do.
I think Tim Boyle might be the best third string quarterback
in the NFL.
He's been on like eight teams in the last three years.
I like any guy who can somehow stick around.
Eight teams in three years.
Yeah, it is a skill set.
I should look it up.
Being a second string quarterback is, that's its own skill set compared to being a starter,
being like a career backup.
But if you're Tim Boyle, who has been the backup backup on so many different teams,
that just means you're probably a cool guy.
Yeah.
All right.
So I was wrong a little bit.
He's been on six different teams.
He went Packers, Lions, Bears, Jets, Texans, Dolphins. Yeah.
I like Tim Boyle. He finds a way to stick around. He's finding a way to stick around.
I also feel like Tim Boyle, he matches the skill set of a lot of backup quarterbacks pretty well.
He's like going from second string to third string with Tim Boyle. You're not having to change your offense around.
Yeah, he's also just, yeah, he's the prototypical backup quarterback.
Yeah.
In demeanor, look, everything. Tim Boyle.
Tim Boyle.
He's almost like an AI version of a backup quarterback.
But you're right. The Dolphins bum me out big time.
Big time.
Big time right now. Because you know that they could be fun.
They could be so much fun. And this could have been a fun game. And it's just,
could be fun. They could be so much fun and this could have been a fun game and it's just, you know, maybe
this is a credit to Tua if the Dolphins keep going for, we said it on Friday, the minute
that the Dolphins coach and then some of the players saying Tim or Skyler Thompson is a
different guy this time around, you knew it wasn't true.
Yeah, he said he's a different man.
He's run our plays in a walkthrough setting, probably more than anybody on our team.
It's just not true.
But also you have to say he's a different guy this time around.
No, it's chances are he's probably, it's almost like a guy trying to get like a second chance
after cheating on his significant other.
Like I'm a different man.
No, you aren't.
Probably not.
I'll write a book about it.
Yeah, probably not.
But no, that was actually a quote from from McDaniel
He said that he's run our plays in a walkthrough setting probably more than anybody on our team
Yeah, but correct me if I'm wrong the Dolphins have a lot of speed that doesn't really translate at all to a walkthrough correct
Yeah, yeah that again. That's that's having a Lambo. Mm-hmm
And he basically yeah, he had a Lambo and he just was he was driving it in like a 15 mile an hour school zone
So I had the under in this game, so I went one and one what are the standings for everybody else?
Well, I think I had a bad week. I got a bad week. I was one and one I got a bad week Panthers
I lost the Rams and I got the under tonight in Washington Cincinnati
47 okay, I got a bad week big cat
over
Atlanta plus three and a half
Bachelor party
Now you're in first though. No, I wasn't I was in second tied with everyone. It's early. It's early bad
Turns out a lot of our fans are getting married. Yeah, I
Was shocked man card
Yeah
It's gonna be fun for whoever loses, but not really
The picking I don't know how we're gonna like how it's gonna happen
Yeah, I'm never I'm never I mean, I'm not looking like we've gotten thousands people keep sending tens of thousands maybe no one's looking until
Months from yeah months months
Stop sending yeah, you're not gonna. You're it's not even gonna get eyes on it right now
It's gonna. It's gonna be like a whole like dude this is me and my 14 buddies are going to X place for a bachelor party like
No, that's not no one's gonna look at it
Yeah place for a bachelor party like no that's not no one's gonna look at it yeah well we'll have to make we'll have to do like almost a dating show to figure
out who we're compatible with gotta find the chillest bro yeah yeah or maybe the
least chill bros we the winners should get the pick I agree that I agree that
it's good take is you what was your record this week? I'm one oh and one right now, okay?
It's making sure
Thought you were first place gets to choose
First place gets to choose okay, that's fine
That's gonna be fucked up if someone fucks someone
How could you fuck someone? I don't know what wouldn't you want to hear?
Depends on where the
bachelor party is has to be in the US has to be in the US yeah yeah can't
have someone so Hawaii Hawaii's in play Anchorage Alaska yeah I'm not going to go on places Who does our bachelor party Hawaii that'd be crazy be fine lines crazy expensive Maui Maui invitational
Invitational that'd be a sick bachelor party that would be said I've you said that before said that before
interesting
interesting
Okay
Last game Ravens Cowboys Ravens 28 Cowboys 25 do the Cowboys stink
They might I think their defense stinks. I so Cowboys last three home games
They've given up a hundred and forty three yards rushing a hundred and ninety yards rushing
274 yards rushing today. That's going back to the Packers loss in the playoffs.
They have given up in their last three home games in 11 first half possessions, 10 touchdowns.
Yeah, they obviously one of those was against the Packers in the playoffs and the Packers
just kind of do that to the Cowboys in the playoffs all the time. But the games against
the Saints and the Ravens, their defense Mike Zimmer has looked like he's lost on the sidelines, which somehow he's
also still, he's only coached really indoors and he's always sunburned. Yeah. I don't know
what's going on with that. But the Ravens just had their way with them in the first
half. Ran all over all over them. And then in the second half, the Ravens did what the
Ravens kind of sometimes do which is give up leads
Yeah, they get hit by a blue shell in Mario Kart. Yeah, and and it almost happened
It felt like it was gonna happen for a little bit today. It did it did
I mean the Ravens good for them for winning. They needed to win bad. They could not start on three so bad
Yeah, and they came out like a team that needed a win
The Cowboys came out like a team that they think they're just really good. And they're not on defense anymore.
I can't believe we didn't bring this stat up.
Bad job by us.
Lamar Jackson now 21-1 against the NFC.
Oh wow.
Yeah.
He kills them.
He kills the NFC.
Absolutely kills them.
Hard to game plan for them.
We also had a passing of the torch in this game.
We've talked about it, but Justin Tucker missing a 46 yarder and Brandon Aubrey making a 65
yarder, I think it's official. Washed. Yeah. Brandon Aubrey making a 65 yarder, I think
it's official.
Washed.
Yeah.
Brandon Aubrey's the new goat.
His 65 yarder, it was so casual too.
So casual.
It would have been good from 66.
Easily.
Yeah.
But he's got a fucking howitzer on his leg.
Do we think, Jerry, what do we think the vibe is with Jerry?
Is he freaking out?
Is he looking up penis length for any players that are coming out next to you, Trav?
That video did drop. I don't know when it was taken, but it was him and Jamie Foxx
and he was just talking about his players' penis sizes.
Well, the most shocking part to me about that video, I think he was talking about Deuce Vaughn, who's the running back.
He said he's 5'8 1⁄2 an eight and a half inch long dick, which that's
weird for a lot of reasons.
A lot of reasons for your team owner to say that.
I think it's also weird because like eight and a half inches, that's a great dick.
That's outstanding.
But incredible dick.
One of the best dicks.
But if, if you're Jerry Jones, I wouldn't imagine that eight and a half is like blowing
your mind.
If you've been in locker rooms your entire life, is that noteworthy?y it probably looks bigger on yeah, no, that's totally a damn big relation over here
No, I'm saying what do you eat in half an a half inch dick some big day
I'm not saying like if I were hanging out with you guys
Oh, you guys see this guy's cock is eight and a half inches
No, like I would I would reserve that for like is this dude's got a foot long cock. You've lost me a little
Yeah, I'm saying bringing up eight and a half inches
No, I'm not I'm not saying that I'm saying for as many dicks as Jerry Jones has seen in these locker rooms because apparently
He takes notice of these things for him to like stand stand up and say to Jamie Foxx like this guy's dick is eight and a
Half inches long that I was a notable size. I think that's notable no matter what it's a it's a outstanding penis
I think that's notable no matter what but I don't think there's a lot
I don't know about I don't think they make them much bigger than that. I think you're bragging about me. Yeah, well, okay
Do you think what do you think that he's seen it like full full mast or now if it's a half?
We're not that's that's noteworthy. That's noteworthy
I would imagine that's how he's seen it and I do think that no matter what eight and a half inches is very big
Oh, I'm not saying it's not
But you're saying Jerry Jones shouldn't be impressed by it. No, I'm saying Jerry Jones
Like it's weird that he brought that up to just Jamie Foxx
That oh, yeah, of course. That's that's the whole point of the video is it's weird. Yes,
it's very weird. Right. That's the video is like Jerry Jones is a weirdo. Yes, he's very we agree
on that. I don't know where we I don't know where we got lost. Okay, where we got lost is that I'm
thinking that Jerry Jones is bigger. It has seen way bigger. And so for him to just drop in, I
think eight and a half. That's a that's big no matter what it I agree with you. I feel like you're not impressed
by the yeah. I like you must have taken a lot bigger hog reveal.
I'm impressed for yeah, five foot eight and a half inches. How
much do you think I could get for a hog reveal probably like
4050 bucks. Way more. Way, way, way, way more.
Uh, good for the Ravens.
Uh, should we talk the Chiefs won another game?
I can't believe they called that stretch play.
Yeah, that was a boneheaded play.
That sucked.
That means the Falcons felt like a team of destiny going into this game.
Yes.
On Arthur blank night nonetheless.
And they could have won that game so easily. But the Chiefs just do it. They just find ways to
do it. And they just win games like this. And the Falcons had two chances because they
had they had the they got stopped at the goal line too. God damn. That's a bummer. Falcons
could have been very fun. Yeah, we saw we saw Carson steel and Crocky J make his return. Yeah,
Crocky J had the rubber band around his mouth. And it looked like he was doing an Andy Reid
impression. Yeah, I thought it was you remember like baby Andy Reid? Yes, I thought this was
just like reptile Andy Reid that they were showing. But no, that's a Crocky J who's an
alligator, by the way, not a crocodile. Yeah. The Chiefs, they just seem like they if you
if you have a close game against them
They're gonna win every time every time every single time we said I said it a half time
I was like this is gonna
there's a game the Chiefs are gonna end up winning even though the Falcons have looked a little bit better and it's not even
the worst part about the Chiefs and
Chiefs I've
Been saying for a while now chiefs fans need to just
Been saying for a while now cheese fans need to just
Embrace the fact that they are like the Death Star and they can't do the well We had a bunch of bad years and all that stuff you guys just embrace it
It feels like she's having him played it like an a plus game
They haven't then that's that's the most disappointing part is that like they have not played an a plus game in their 3-0
And they were playing these types of games last year and they were losing those.
Yeah.
And now they're-
And everyone's like, oh, what's wrong with the Chiefs?
Yeah.
They were, the Chiefs won a Super Bowl without an A plus team.
Yeah.
And now they have what seems like closer to an A plus team and they're like, well, we'll
just do like B minus games for a while.
Yeah.
Their defense is very good.
But yeah, Chiefs 3- 0. I don't, Falcons
are fun. I should say that Falcons have, have, have escaped whatever it was we watched the
last five years and they're officially back to being a fun team. I think the Falcons will
be just fine. Yeah. They have a big, they, they, they do the NFC South Gauntlet coming
up next three weeks. Saints bucks and Panthers. Yeah, I don't think that Kirk didn't look bad tonight. He had a couple real, real bad
throws. But overall, I think that Kirk is good enough for you to be very optimistic
about yourself and through the Falcons.
That one ending of the half was kind of what screwed them a little bit too, because they
had Bijon kick the ball out of bounds.
Yeah.
Which I love whenever they do the illegal touching and then Kirk fumbled a snap
and then the Chiefs were able to get a field goal and that's how that's how the Chiefs win those type of games where if
You make one single mistake like okay
We'll just go get points out of this when Kirk like batted the ball forward off the snap
Does that count as a pass or is that a running? They said it counted as a pass. Okay, it's a dime. Yeah
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Monday Night Football, PFT, would you like to give your thoughts?
You're going to the game.
I'm going to be in the barn.
Yes.
I've been promised numerous Skyline chilies.
I've been requested to go to Mass.
Have you heard of Bengal's Mass?
Oh, yes.
I've seen the videos. It's pretty awesome. Is it just church? Am I going to go to mass. Have you heard of Bengals mass? Oh yes, I've seen the videos.
It's pretty awesome. Is it cool? Is it just church? Am I going to church? Yeah, guy comes.
They have a big speaker. It's in the tailgate lot. It's pretty cool. Okay. So yeah, we'll
see what happens there. But my diagnosis is that the Bengals are dangerous team right
now. They're dangerous. They're wounded. They need a win. They're a wounded animal. They
need a win. And in years past, I'm not saying this with Jaden, but in years past in the pre-Jaden era
This is a game that the commanders would lose by 35 points. Yeah, and it would be
Like the most embarrassing night of the year for me
But the good news is there's two Monday night football games going on at the same time
So it won't be like the nation's eyes upon me if it's very embarrassing
But again, this is all pre-Jaden. Now Jaden and Dan Quinn,
everything's different. We recalibrated. So I don't know. I don't know what's
gonna happen, but the Bengals can't start 0-3. I agree with you there. I
think you got a bad draw going up against a Bengals team that desperately
needs a win. I wish they'd beaten the Chiefs last week. I know.
It feels like they got their mojo back a little bit last week.
Yeah.
I think T. Higgins is going to play.
That's what I heard.
So they're going to have their full arsenal.
We got a really good secondary, big cat.
Yeah.
Also a really good defensive coordinator going up against a rookie quarterback.
Feels like a tough task, but hey, that's why they play the game.
I do think we'll be able to run the ball. Okay. So,
but ideally if you want to run the ball, uh,
you can't be getting your teeth kicked in at that point. Yeah. Uh,
as for the other game, I,
everything tells me the bills should win this game. And then I just am like,
Hey, it's the 20,
20 for NFL season and it feels like every single time
We've gotten to a spot where there's a team between four and seven point underdog ladies went outright
Is it some big scheme about the NFL to make all the Bills Florida games played at night?
I don't know maybe taking the Sun of the equation. Yeah, I just well this one's in Buffalo. Okay. Well, there you go
Yeah, so this big a big NFL back at it again
I just I do you know, do you feel the same vibe?
like the Bills should win this game and that's why I would probably take the the Jaguars because like
It's like that's just what's been happening to me. It's like they're o-and-2 they've looked like absolute dogshit
Of course, they'll come out and look awesome to me
It's like they're also very dangerous right now because they're hungry dogs.
Hungry dogs run fast.
It's literally the night of wounded cats.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I wouldn't be shocked if the Jags pulled it off.
Yeah, I wouldn't be shocked either.
Okay.
Cat pet.
You're gonna do the cat pet?
You gotta.
You gotta?
There's two money lines.
You gotta do the cat pet.
How are you gonna watch both games?
One TV guy? I have no, I have a TV in my kitchen and TV my living room
So I can just kind of so you're gonna where you gonna stand in your hallway. I'll pace around your pace
Maybe she's like a ball yarn. There's they get a cat
I can't get I can't get eyes on both but I can watch one turn watch the other one
So you have a TV set up for a hammerhead shark? Yeah. Okay, perfect. Which cat are you most confident in? The Jags. Yeah, they
doesn't it feel like that? Oh, and two. Oh, and two. So the other cats. That's what I'm
saying but I say this and that what I'm gonna end up doing is just parlaying the the bills
and the in the bangle. So just pick one of the other two one of the underdogs are gonna win out right that's guaranteed
just the hungry cat parlay yeah it's guaranteed what do you what do you make
that face max yeah I just don't think it's gonna be the commander oh what
nothing well we're all saying that yeah we've all just been we just did you hear
my game preview I was like I hope I'm not embarrassed yeah no, we've all just been. We just said that. Did you hear my game preview? I was like, I hope I'm not embarrassed. Yeah, no. Yeah. We've all said that they're going to lose.
But, Jaden Daniels. But Jaden Daniels. He's so good. That's different. That's different
now. It is. Everything's different. Okay. Let's see who's back of the week. Rowback
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Hank, it seems like you don't have a who's back of the week.
No, I did.
I don't want to do it immediately after the rowback question.
Oh, okay.
So let's-
Golf, golf, golf.
Golf is back.
Yeah, I was going to say how'd you golf today?
Golf is back.
You golfed on a Sunday?
My golf, well yeah.
I mean, Whitney was in town.
He wanted to get taken out it
Was pouring rain i tried to get out of it and he was i was like dude it's pouring rain it's gonna pour in
All day and he was like i haven't golfed in seven days i'm down to do it if you do so i was like all right
Got to got to got you didn't want to do it uh
You were basically what once i got out there i was happy we did we only played eight holes and then we watched the second
Half in the clubhouse Then we came here
So I actually didn't really miss that much football. I was four over three eight. So it was good time
Yeah, Whitney texted me. I think when you were in the clubhouse
Watching were you watching all the games or just the Bears game? It was just cable
So we had the Bears and the Packers on yeah
He said not even trying to be mean this guy sucks, and I just replied I know you said you not even trying to be mean. This guy sucks. And
I just replied, I know you said you were not trying to be mean, but that is in fact mean.
So it was mean. It was mean. Yeah. But but golf is also golf was great. I reported on
this podcast not too long ago that the President's Cup was sometime in the summer. Turns out
it's this weekend. Yeah, like it just happened. No, it's this. yeah like it just happened no oh I was
gonna say I could have totally missed it yeah max is locked in max Homa max Homa
yeah yeah I gave max a winner on Saturday no big deal
let's go yeah Dodgers look great plus 13 Dodgers look like that team to fucking beat in that L. Yeah They do
They do
Real team to beat real team real team to be show here. What how many home runs you got now 63
53 53 home runs and
53 I usually over 16. I think he should try to go for 60. I don't know if he's thought about it
Yeah, like every time he gets on base give him the green light. I just missed playoff baseball
I wish I was involved in playoff baseball. By the way, shout out CJ Abrams. That was quite a story
He was out 8 a.m.
Gambling in Chicago. Is that illegal?
No, but then he got he got demoted that like he finished gambling at 8 a.m.
And then just immediately got sent down apparently
He may have been still under the influence
When he showed well, yeah, the cubs played big it was an afternoon game. It was a 120 maybe first pitch
Was it confirmed he was there all night. Yeah, there was reports that he was there till 8 a.m.
Maybe he woke up early. It was like part of his routine. Oh, yeah true. Good point. Good point
Yeah
No, I think he was at the roulette table and I saw a picture that was taken about the roulette table
and he was just betting on black. Like you would think that if you're staying at the roulette table
for a long time you're spreading the chips around you're trying to make it as fun as possible. Yeah
or he's on a heater you never know. He might be yeah I want to know how much he won. Yeah cuz if
he won a lot he could have just said that to his manager. Yeah. Then you can't leave. Yeah. What was the one you wanted to do?
Shove a burrito up your ass. Yeah, it was mine. Okay. So you can do it. Yeah. This is
just, I'll just do it right now. This is just the trend of college football this year is
just, it started with the FSU guy who didn't eat the poop, but then a K state fan said
that if they lose to BYU, he will shove a a five five layer. Yep, Taco Bell burrito up his ass
Seems like this guy's actually gonna do it like he was making videos
Like he's away. What do you mean? I mean, okay, that's not that you just shove it up there and then you're like art
I did it
Why don't you think there's any way Hank? Yeah, I guess guess. Or it's more like, is he going to show that?
I don't know.
Yeah, what platform can he show that on?
Also, is it possible?
I feel like it's just going to fall apart.
Right, I know.
But that's all you do.
And then you say, leave me alone.
How many inches is a five layer burrito?
It's only 8 and 1.5.
Yeah.
Take that like a champ.
This is just the new college football.
This is the story of college football this year. I think if you want to you want to get eight half inches of a five layer burrito up your ass
You got to put in the freezer for a little bit
Yeah, that's yeah, I think a lot of hot sauce a lot. Yes
Yeah, but yeah, this is and he I think he also did it because there's a late night games
It's like people won't remember but they got fucking killed
Killed by BYU.
I also think he wanted to do it. I think so too. I think that these guys. Yeah. Now these
guys are just like I think if I say I'm going to do something crazy I'll just. They need
to start doing like like KB's been doing it. He I think he said that if the Jets lose by
21 on Monday Night Football against the 49ers to open the season he was going to go to Punta
Cana. Yeah. That's those are the bets bets you gotta do. Could you imagine the horror?
No. Having to go on vacation?
No. Yeah, but if BYU was really about that Mormon life, if they saw this bet they would have
not won that game. Right.
No sir, we'll save you. Yeah. Yeah, they should-
Don't sodomize yourself sir. Yeah, but there was actually, I mean, it's now gotten so far into the culture
that like BYU was tweeted out, live moss.
Oh, I love that.
And there were signs at the game.
So I mean, I like it.
I just.
They gotta start doing them.
Yeah, no, we're gonna end up in something
horrific happening, but I'm here for it.
I will watch.
And I say this as my pinky team just had maybe the win of Sunday
Against the 49ers. Oh, yeah forgot about
No, I would actually be a little bit nervous about that. Yeah, I would know shit because the Rams won this game
It's Shawn McVeigh. Yeah, literally proven. They can win a Super Bowl. They're gonna get healthy, correct?
Correct. They're gonna make the playoffs. Yeah
Okay,
PFT, what's your who's back? My who's back of the week is fall
because we're actually officially in fall now. Yes. I
feel like we've been there for just whenever football is back
on. I feel like that's fall. Yeah. That's the real start of
it. Um but yeah, we're we're officially in fall and the
weather I think in Chicago is gonna be nice. It's gonna be
football weather. I think we're gonna get into the 70s like
50s in the morning
Yeah, and we also remember shirts max
85 see I know but it's gonna rain and then it's gonna be cool and we're gonna get to wear sweatshirts
Now that now that fall is officially back this weekend. Remember set your clocks forward. Yep
Because it is the autumnal equinox. It's a Saturday after the start of fall
Yeah, today was the first day of fall
So wait, does that mean that we're gonna get we're gonna have to wake up earlier for football
No, you wake up. Let's fall back fall back. Okay. All right, so we're gonna save some time fall back
That's coming up this Saturday. Make sure to set your clocks. Yeah, I'm pumped about that and also college football was awesome this weekend
Yeah, it was we're gonna talk about all of it on Wednesday
But it was it was great. I had a great time going to Auburn. Cool place. Yeah. Very cool
place. That place is, uh, it's every Thanksgiving once it's like a it's basically if you just
close your eyes and imagine an SEC campus, that's it. What were you there for? Send Thanksgiving.
Thanks to tour. Oh, yeah. In Auburn? Yeah we went hunting. That
rocks. The plains of Alabama. Beautiful fall. All the leaves were orange. It was a good
vibe. The down side's a great vibe. We went hunting and watched football on tailgated.
I gotta put the El Camino in storage. That's a summer drive. It is. I can't have that out
in fall weather. Yeah. Anything from the booth? Any who's backs?
Max no wedding this weekend? No, this is my bi-week. Hell yes. Season finales this weekend.
You gotta finish strong. The kisser. The kisser's getting married this weekend. What? You have
to kiss him. Of course. The first kiss. You have to. The first kiss post kiss? No, the
first first kiss. Yeah, that's true. You the first first kiss. Yeah that's true. I
guess the bride. Yeah. Are you in the wedding. I am. So you can. You'll be in position. Yeah.
I guess. Do you have any jobs or you are you bearing a ring. No I think I'm an usher. Okay.
No I don't. Yikes. Not great. These days. Do you do the thing. Do you when you're in a wedding party
Do you do you joke with the groom right before because I I've been in a few wedding parties
And I'll always before just being like hey
You want to just get the fuck out of here we can like no problem
I'll just do it with you. We'll get the fuck out of here. You got to give him that option
This will be the first one that I'm in the party with a friend like I've only been it with my brothers
Got it. So give him that option. It's fun. It's a breaks the ice
Yeah, and I don't it's never happened where someone's like, yeah, let's get out of here, but I would do it
Yeah for the story. She's like this let's fucking get out of here
If you guys get out of here and we'll just pretend none of this happened
Have you ever been to a wedding where they do the speak now or forever hold your peace thing?
Is that just in movies? No, they do it but but they just say it, and then no one says anything.
I don't think I've ever been at a wedding where that's actually said.
It would be cool.
Yeah. Can you imagine if, like, you actually had the goods to break it up and then...
Actually, the loser of the pitch pool will have the chance to not forever hold their piece.
Yeah, don't keep that shit.
Yeah, they'll find out the drama at the bachelor party, then they can...
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9, 3, 7, 7, 7.
77. A bad juju. That was a lot of numbers
you guys didn't wait to talk. 77.
3, 9.
Oh he's back
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I'll go with 18 for kill
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