Pardon My Take - NFL Week 3, Fastest 2 Minutes, Dolphins Drop 70, The Bears Are The Worst Team In The NFL & A Special Monday Reading

Episode Date: September 25, 2023

NFL Week 3, we start with Fastest 2 Minutes and then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:12:07) Chargers 28, Vikings 24 (00:12:07-00:21:51) Dolphins 70, Broncos 20 (00:21:51-00:33:19) Packers 18, Saints 17 (00:33:19-00:39:56) Bills 37, Commanders 3 (00:39:56-00:48:30) Colts 22, Ravens 19 (00:48:30-00:55:34) Patriots 15, Jets 10 (00:55:34-01:08:55) Texans 37, Jaguars 17 (01:08:55-01:17:47) Lions 20, Falcons 6 (01:17:47-01:23:26) Browns 27, Titans 3 (01:23:26-01:30:34) Seahawks 37, Panthers 27 (01:30:34-01:34:24) Cardinals 28, Cowboys 16 (01:34:24-01:41:17) Chiefs 41, Bears 10 (01:41:17-01:49:21) Steelers 23, Raiders 18 (01:49:21-01:59:12) Who's back of the week and Monday reading (01:59:12-02:17:25)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take NFL week three, we're going to talk about every single game from Sunday. We had some shocking upsets. The dolphins put a 70 burger up there. The bear is still suck. We are going to do fastest two minutes.

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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? We start in the Great White North where Keenan Tim Allen showed that the Vikings needed a little home improvement as he was wearing a wire mic'd up showing his teammates the white lines but never touching them himself. You smell a rat cage. The rat is the rat and departed. The game ended on the goal line as Kirk let 15 seconds tick off starting mass confusion as his coach screamed from the sidelines Hey Kirk, hey Kirk, you spiked that, you spiked that! If you look up into the

sky tonight you can see Brandon Staley's comment, a flash of brilliance that will burn out and never be seen again. The Chargers, the San Diego Super Chargers, have finally won a football game 28-24. San Diego Super Chargers! I love their powder blues, you know that. In a rainy Cleveland, Dashaun watched and finally had his head in the game playing without a chump. Speaking of Dashaun, he's a regular guy who spent all his time thinking about the Jerome

and Empire as he found for it for two touchdowns. Dr. Tana Jill Biden needs a shot in the arm as the Titans' offense was sleepy as Joe at 1 o'clock on a Sunday afternoon. Did someone say ice cream? Prouds, 27, the Titans, 3. Up the road to Detroit and whatever affliction Marcus Mario to had last year, Des caught it as in Ritter looks sick.

Not in a good way but a bad way. Like he was ill. Again not in a good, but a bad way. Like he was ill. Again, not in a good way, but a bad way. Jared looked a gaffo lot like Michael Vick after he beat the shit out of the underdogs and flashed his legs running for a score. The Lions are back in the wind column as Sam Laporta-Patti wasn't taking any shit

catching a steady stream as the ref said, you're in the end zone. Lions 20, Falcon 6. What? What? is the ref said you're in the end zone. Lions 20, Falcon 6. What? What? Dr. Rouse on Maryland where AJ, epinews, and Scrooge played like a boss and kept all the points for himself. Bill's fans once again found themselves high on LSD, loving Stefan Diggs that is. As he ripped off 111 yards against the commander's defense, Joey, why don't you slide?

Had the crowd go in Google as he cut the lead to 34 and avoided the shirt out late in the fourth quarter. And then a touching tribute to T.C. politicians. These Washington commanders vehemently disagreed with the pill and shut down. Hey, T.G., ya boom? No one circles the wagons like tobop all over us! Bill's 37, Commander's 3. We have some guests in the room. Let's kick it over to memes.

We had to New Jersey and a rainy, MetLife Stadium where fans were losing their teeth and Zach Wilson was yelling, I'm soaking over it! Zach Wilson asked! Was dying hard and Mac, D.Y. Jones is struggling to put a drive together. Zach Wilson Smith got bitch slapped by Matthew. You don't know who you're messing with for a safety. Big Mack Jones hit

sauce right in the McNuggets and Randall. Corn on the cob had too much butter on his hands and the winds slipped away. Patriots 15, Jets 10. Oh, let's get the other side of that. All right, boom. We head to the Jettotlands, where it was a foggy rainy day. And there wasn't a light insight to help any of the lost travelers home. A damn shame, boom.

Onto the game. Crack Jones smoked the Jets defense for well over 200 yards passing in one touchdown. Michael Sean Carter got yelled at by the Jets coaches on the sideline after telling them that as far as our QB is concerned, it's time to go on to the next one, on to the next one. Zach Wilson was going three and out, three and out,

three and out, got sacked in the end zone because his three receivers can't run around and for the 13th consecutive time, the Pats go marching. 15-10. Oh, thanks. boom, thanks, boom Thanks, whoops Sticking with the AFC east where Devon H and H and Ham Lincoln addressed the Broncos with four scores It felt like this game took seven years

This just in boom the dolphins just scored again Sean Satan spent the afternoon in hell wishing he could go back to Colin Coward's casting gouge. Boom, another dolphin's touchdown and hit the second tower. Mike McDaniel put two of his fingers up in the air, the middle ones, as the Broncos famously never interviewed him for a job and he put up a 70 burger. Boom, you're not gonna believe this, another dolphin's touchdown just been scored the dolphins 70 huh? Rockos 20 in Baltimore where Savage Gardner Menshu will be your dream will be your which will be your fantasy starting quarterback as he hit up his country mate Zach Kate Moss who got

skinny running up in the middle for a score. Justin Wayspan Tucker made Ravens fans put away their boners as he didn't have enough length to score. And over time, the coach channeled her inner Miley Cyrus saying, I can tackle Z-flowers, I can grab his face mask with my hand, but Matt Gay pressed pause on the Ravens on defeated season. Cults, party two. Ravens, nothing. Over to Kansas City.

Where all of the dramatic things Taylor Swift is in the box? She's in Donna Kelsey's box? The Bears suckin' the Chiefs Cloud them, but the real story was Taylor Swift showing up to the game. Great news for us, we have patching my homes on the field to tell us about this dramatic moment. Yeah, thanks, boom. You know, the Chiefs are in there, the last great American dynasty. Travis used to be just a little kid with glasses in his twin size bed, and look at him now. You know, I'm a big Calvin Harris fan, but I don't want to DJ more than Travis. That's for draft night.

When the Bears didn't take me, I remember it all too well. I was never good at telling jokes, but as the punchline goes, I get older, but my white receiver has stayed the same age. I'll have a coaching staff over here on the Skygoes sidelines.

I just like to hear over, Ginny and McCasky say, it's me. I have the problem, it's me. I heard Justin Phil Press conference about his coaches so casually cruel on the name of being honest. I mean, what you made me drew Trank Will to the Bears. It was enchanting to beat you. It was hot out there, but Shade never made anyone less of Willie Gay. By the way, I'd like to remind Taylor Swift to watch her language in Miss Kels' box. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, you need to calm down. You're being too loud, Taylor. Chiefs41 bears 10. I'm standing on the corner, James Swinson down in Nola, such a fine sight to see. It's there, my lord, and his shoulders looking sore, and the saints finally have a real cubie. Come on, James! Your training's heinous! Preture a hall of fame cubie, they can't contain this. Packers 18, Saints, Don't go marching. 17. And that is week three. Fastest two minutes brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit in there.

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a part of my take. Thank you again to Chevy, our wonderful, wonderful sponsor. Okay, week three in the books. Weird Sunday. Yeah, weird one way to put it. It was fun. There were some fun parts of this NFL Sunday. They were fun parts, but there were also some some games that were complete

Laffers and Didn't really have any like there was games that were over so quickly But let's start let's go to every game. I just want to say for the record like yeah We're starting off by saying like a weird Sunday. I still love you NFL. Oh, yeah No, no, that wasn't it was just a bad day watching NFL is better than the best day ever watching pickleball Not fence Jake again I blame the I blame the schedule makers because they the nine games early in the three games late when the three games are late Yes, the Cowboys Cardinals game which we'll get to was like that was a huge upset

But then one of the three games is a complete laffer It it definitely like gives you a little, you're like, wait, I feel like I got robbed a little bit. It was like a second part of the day. It was like a lot of the national games. The national televised games were back today. Right, right, but yes, still some incredible moments that we have to talk to you some record moments.

Let's start with probably the most fun early game that was close. Chargers 28, Vikings 24, the chargers have a win. The chargers have won a game. They tried to lose it. But they won a game and the Vikings are now we talked about it all last year 11 and one in one score games are now season Brandon Staley. I actually liked his call. So for people who missed it, the chargers had the ball on their own 20 with like fourth and inches to basically if they get a first down the games over, they went for it. I like going for it. I hated the play call, but almost gave the Vikings a chance to win. The Vikings just forgot that they could spike the ball. And in first and goal at the six with 25 seconds left were just all over the place. Kirk Cousins throws

an interception, which wasn't a terrible terrible passage. They had time and they didn't they acted like they didn't have time. They acted like they had too much time. Yeah. And Cousins has done that before, by the way. Right towards the end of the game. His his like brain will melt down real quick or at the end of a half, he's done a few times too, where he doesn't want to spike the ball. Right. It's like a waste in spike. It's like, he looks at that is like, okay, it's an incomplete pass. Not a thing that you want to do at the end of the game at the end of a half. He's like, I think this is the third or fourth time I've seen him just forget that he's

allowed to spike the ball. Yeah, you had the 25 seconds left. You're probably not going to get all four plays off anyway. So, spike the ball, get yourself together. Instead they're rushing around, they weren't really rushing around. They were kind of like, it's fine. We're going to just play this out and you get the interception. The chargers win a game.

Their defense actually was very good at the end of the game because they stopped the Vikings on the previous drive at goal line to get them to that spot. So yeah, good for Brandon Saley felt like if he had lost this game, his seat would have been so fucking scorching hot, he might not have been on the airplane on the way home. I actually think it was the wrong call, even though like I think it was a wrong call. If they had made it, I think it was a wrong call. Obviously after they missed it, but because they won the game, that people aren't paying, like, that close attention to that play call and how I think it was like, that would obviously have gotten fired, I think. That would have been like the final nail in his coffin.

They'd start out on three, did that. I think I think they should think about firing them anyway. No, they won this game. I'm serious like that. It was they tried to give away the game. The end of this game was like the char chargers and the Vikings, both competing against each other to see who could be the Falcons. I, who could like have the wind probability dip the most. It was like turnover turnover turnover. The reason why they won the game was because the Vikings defensive back tipped an interception into the chargers receivables to get in for a touchdown.

Like the one bad pass Justin Herbert through all game, because he was phenomenal. He was really good. Yeah. bad pass Justin Herbert through all game because he was phenomenal. He was really good. Yeah, no, so the reason why I think this is the correct call, bad play call, they, first of all, the easy thing to do is just do what Tom Brady, what Jaylen Hertz, all these guys, if you have an inch to get, just fucking push it forward. You have Justin Herbert. He's a big fucking dude. If he can just fall forward, you can get an inch. I don't know why every team has not adopted that. It makes no sense. Or just reassigned Darren Sprouls

and have Justin Herbert throw him over the line of scrimmage. They also had their running back in the fullback position, which basically was a tell to the Vikings, like we know exactly what you're gonna do. And then even if you don't wanna do the push it forward, the chargers could get any yards they wanted the entire day. I would have been fine with them rolling out being like, hey, Keenan Allen, you have 18 catches. Here's a 19. They can't guard you.

Yeah. It was, it was so easy for them to move the ball that I, that like the, the, they decided to then run the one play that was never going to work with the play call and the, and the decision to go for those kind of like going for they go hand in hand, I think. And I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I, I think if they had gone in hand, I think, and I don't like it. I don't like it at all. I think if they had gone for it, I still would have been like brand salient and they had made it, but like you're your psycho. This is psychoship that you're doing right there. But again, I'm fine with brand salient being a psycho doing psychoship if he does it all

the time, but he's like flipping the switch. I think they also were thinking that the Vikings have been able to move the ball just as easily that no matter what if we give them the ball back? They're probably gonna score. They got obviously didn't there But this game was up and down like Kirk cousins Didn't play that bad their defense is just that bad key now. And like I said had 18 catches 215 yards and a 49 yard touchdown pass He is the first player ever in NFL history to have three games over 15 catches. He also is, he broke the record for most catches and a touchdown pass. And the previous, so

he had 18 catches a touchdown pass. The previous record was Jerry Rice and to recall. Remember him. Both had 12 catches in a touchdown pass in a game. So he shattered it by six catches. He was unstoppable. He was like, could not be guarded he shattered it by six catches. He was unstoppable. He was like, could not be guarded. It was awesome to watch. It was just all offense. And it, the over ended up not hitting because of stupid turnovers in the red zone,

but the chargers won a game. The chargers aren't dead. They're not dead at all. Yeah. And yeah, Herbert played awesome. He was incredible. If you're, if you're the jets, you gotta at least make a call about Kirk Cousins right now. I know they probably won't do it,

but you have to ask the question. How much, I think that they would get, I think the Vikings would get a fifth round pick, a fourth round pick maybe, for Kirk Cousins in a mid season trade in the final year of his contract. What, when his Vikings fans have to admit, like they're, right now you're rebuilding. I think they're ready for it.

They're ready for something new. What, what, what, What week is the trade deadline? Is it eight? Week eight? I'm not sure. So I mean, as the Vikings, you got to play it out a little bit more because O and three, yeah, O and three is bad, but you also have lost all three games by one score.

It's essentially what we said all last year, the luck has bounced back against the Vikings where they can't close out these games. So keep going and hope that you rattle off a few wins. Let's, I'm going to take a. Halloween four p.m. Halloween about three. Okay. Three Nights. Spooky. All right. So uh, memes as a, as a Jets fan, would you like Kirk Cousins on your team for the rest of this year? Ah, yes. Okay. Sources close. The New York Jets.

Exactly. Sources close. The New York Jets have told part of my take that they're interested in exploring a trade for Kirk cousins. Jake put that put that report out tomorrow. The Vikings play the Panthers next week. They have the Chiefs at home, which will be a tough game then they play the Bears. So they easily should be two and four if not three and three. Easily. You don't think they'll beat the Panthers?

No, Zach Wilson. And no one games as easy as Zach Wilson. Oh, sorry. It's Hank. My bad the panthers. No, Zach Wilson and no one was easy was Zach Wilson. Oh Sorry, my bad my bad Vikings Viking We're talking about the jets we know what's happening right now. Hey Hank's drunk off a win. He's back. Holy shit Zach Wilson talk That that Topped up for it easily. Yeah, no, I would agree that the jets will do would not easily beat the The panthers with Zach Wilson. Yeah, my bad. Yeah, I'm a little bit of trouble now getting this

You you could use a beacon to bring you home here. Mm-hmm. Just wait. Yeah. Oh, okay. You just wait. You just wait buddy What are you talking about Hank? We'll get there. Oh, okay. Sounds like you want to talk about something. No. You always do. Fuck you, guys. Either way, I think the Vikings, they have to wait and see how bad it gets before they potentially trade Kirk Cousins.

But I do agree with you. You got to think about it. Like, the other part is the jets, which we'll get to, they might be so bad that it's not even worth trading for Kirk Cousins. Yeah. They're losing some bad teams. Yeah. But yeah, some bad teams. Yeah.

But yeah, congrats to the chargers. The chargers of one of game. I mean, I have to stress it again. Justin Herbert was insane. 40, 40, 47, 405 yards. I also have a fun stat from stat hole sports. 479 and 479 is the Chargers uh, record as a team franchise.

All right. Let's just and Herbert, including the playoffs is 27 and 27. That's perfectly. Chargers all the way around. He also wrote an article last week that said that the Chargers were actually named after credit cards. Ooh. Like they weren't named after a bolt of lightning.

They weren't named after. Boltman's a fraud electricity. He said that the the owners came up with the name to like to coincide with the new trend of people using credit cards, trying to make it seem like we're the team from the future. I might have gotten got by that, but that's what he said in the art of it. It feels like it sounds like a lot. Yeah, but that's okay, because I thought it was just like lightning. Is there a lot of lightning in San Diego?

I don't know. You have 22s. Yeah, would you know that if you saw it? Actually, I just fucked that up because I see F 30. Oh, no. I corrected myself. Oh, no. All right. Next game, almost a record breaking game. Theins 70, the Broncos 20, the Dolphins had 726 yards, which is more yards than the Titans have through three games. That's almost a half mile. Almost a half mile. It would take, it would take max six minutes to run as far as the Dolphins did on offense

today. They, they had 10 yards per play. The Dolphins ran 71 plays and scored 70 points. It was insane to watch. They also, I saw the stat that after this game, they have the six fastest ball carriers in a game so far this season. It's basically just Devon, or sorry, yeah, Devon Hane and Tyree Kale back and forth. So it's crazy as they did all this today without jailing Waddle.

Yes. It's insane. And Hane is just not fair. Like the dolphins, you thought they had everything, you got hurt and preseason, you didn't play week one. I think you played a little last week. He is so fucking fast. And the dolphins just every, they were doing everything.

They had two, two, I think went the first 20 passes without any completion. He threw a shovel pass, right handed pass for a touchdown. It was as much of a clowning as you could imagine. Like it was just, it was a, we were laughing about it every time they scored a touchdown. Yeah, we put the game back on so we can see if they could get to 70. Mike White had a higher QBR than two of us. We need to figure out what, what the different levels are because it's a 50 burger. I think we call it a 60 lobster. Yeah, a 70

I don't know clowning seven Shalada. I mean, it's crazy 70 points. So so they were credit to Mike McDaniel. No, I know I know what you're gonna say I disagree with you. Mike McDaniel should have kicked a field goal at the end of the game. That's chicken ship I'm I get you want like karma on your side. You believe in karma. You want to be a classy guy, a class act. He should have kicked a fuel goal to score 73 points. Both shit that it's more disrespectful to the Broncos that they just took a knee and said, okay, you guys take the ball. No, I was saying more just credit,

like people were actually saying credit to him for being the classy guy. They scored 70 points. Well, they were running the ball and they're all 70 or touchdowns. You can't do anything about that. It was crazy. It was a wild display of offense. If you're a Colorado fan in general, if you're a football fan from Colorado, you might as well have not even had a weekend. Well, it was a cumulative score. Your weekend

was way worse than whatever work week you had. Cumulus squad is a good question. I'm not sure. A little score. But that's the bad Colorado state one, though. Okay. There you go. So you got that call on 1226 1226 Colorado football and so the Dolphins had the second Most yards ever third most points ever. So if they'd kicked the field goal. I think they would have tied the record. It was it was also we should have we should have known this going in. But it was like a revenge game like six different ways because you had Vic Fangio revenge against the Broncos. Former ballboy Mike McDaniel. Mike McDaniel, who was not interviewed for the job when they had a head coaching opening

when he was he was the ballboy. He had that sweet earring that he was rocking. Yeah. And I went through I went into a little bit of a rabbit hole. I would like to hear from Broncos fans if they do in fact hate this guy Joe Ellis, who is he was the president and CEO of the Broncos for many, many years. He apparently had a falling out with Kyle or Mike Shanahan. Mike Shanahan was going to maybe even come back after the failed. Who's their coach, who sucked so bad? No, for two years.

Who's now back? I haven't done it for a while. Yeah, Ben shows him who's back now as their defensive coordinator. So he had a falling out with the shana hands. So he didn't bring Mike shana hand back. He didn't interview Kyle shana hand and there's a theory might not be true. They didn't give Mike McDaniel an interview because he was associated with the shana hands as well. So essentially, this guy, Joel, is grudge for many, many years,

has stopped the Broncos from being a functional organization, whatever, since they last won a Super Bowl with Peyton. It's so funny that billion dollar organizations in one of the most expensive leagues, one of the most expensive enterprises in the world can still hold these types of grudges and not interview a guy because he's friends with my former friend that I don't like anymore. Right.

It's like at the end of the day, these decisions have like hundreds of millions of dollars at stake. And it's like, no, you know what? That guy, he's a fake friend. I don't want the drama with him. He's not going to hire him. I read an article I think it was by Woody Page who in 2018, So when they were about to, I think after the first year of Van Schoes, Joseph, they were thinking about firing him. John L. Way in Mike Shanahan had a

dinner and they basically figured out a contract and it was ready to go. And then this guy stepped in was like, absolutely not. We're not bringing the Shanahan's back. I can't work with that guy. Yeah. So and So and and again, it might not be They might not have thought Mike McDaniel was ready for a head coaching job clearly he is But and they also had the element of they were trying to get Nathaniel Hacker to then get Aaron Rogers which didn't work out but This revenge like it was like a 17 way revenge game that just blew up in the Broncos face I had a question for you guys. Do you think that the Broncos owe Nathaniel Hackett an apology?

Yes. I think they might. Two in one. I think they might. He was two in one. He was two in one. And this Broncos team looks so bad, so bad. Like this was an ass kicking of historic proportions. It really was. The only team that scored or that's had more yards

than the Dolphins had today was in in 1951 the Rams against the Yanks. So, uh, who could forget, forget, forget, forget, forget the Yanks. The, uh, yeah, no, Sean Payton is in hell. He's getting testy with reporters. He had a, a moment where he just kept on saying, what's the question? What's the question? Because the reporter was just listing off how historic this loss was. It was the worst loss in his coaching career. And he kept Russell in until the end of the game. It, which is, I think he wants to spend.

I think he might, because you know, I think he wants to spend. He doesn't like Russ's shit. He's been very open about that. Him keeping Russell Wilson in at the end of the game was sitting in a a message showing like, I really don't care if you get injured. Yeah.

And he, like Sean Payton realistically will be the Broncos head coach for a very long time. That's what he's planning. Russell Wilson will not be the quarterback for a very long time. So he doesn't have any affiliation, any ties, any loyalty to Russell Wilson. But obviously this game was way more about the Broncos defense, which is horrendous. It was. Render, horrendous, horrendous.

And the dolphins offense and the dolphins love to a like the guy every guy on that team. I love them. Absolutely loves to a leader. They're like hanging around with them on the sidelines the entire time like talking to each other, laughing, making jokes, even when they're in the huddle, we're going to celebrating touchdowns and a then congline together. They fucking love to us. So I think I'm in on to a, I don't know, still MVP, it's gonna be tough.

We don't know how historically bad this Broncos defense is because giving up 70 to the Dolphins is bad, giving up 35 to the commanders is also awful. And so, and maybe giving up 17 to the commanders is also awful. And so and maybe and maybe giving up 17 to the Raiders. Yes. I could have been a bad historically bad defense for Broncos with those three teams. And it, but it too is, he is right now the favor to win the MVP. I know it's only through three weeks, but this dolphins offense. And we were, we were joking about it. Like what is, what can stop them? The only two things that come to my mind are injuries,

which you never wanna see happen, and cold weather. You just have to, if you're a team, the F.C., you gotta be like, hopefully it gets so cold that they can't do this, because what they're doing right now does not look like anything, like their speed is so shocking. And again, no jail in water. Like, it is so shocking to watch them run up and down the field for Mike McTaniel to scheme everything up.

It's crazy. That was, it was crazy to watch. Yeah, it was, it was a very, very fun game to check out. I heard a juggernaut. My question, I want to get ahead of the takes on this one. You might see this on undisputed this week. Are the dolphins having too much fun? They look like they're having too much fun playing football.

Football supposed to be a tough sport, supposed to be violent, you're supposed to be angry and pissed off. They look happy on the sidelines. They look like they're having a good time. They're going to Buffalo next week. We'll see. We'll find out. Let's play whose line is that? Revenge of the snowballs. Yeah, snowballs, which obviously has bothered you yet. Jake, you also got a score, Gummy in this game. 70 to 20. Are you all in on this dolphins team? All in, never been more excited about a team. There's so much for the all hunch. It's crazy. I'm not used to this. It's like watching a September power five team

versus a pay game. When they bring someone in and it's just scoring, scoring. It's like watching back when Oklahoma was humming, an Oklahoma would play Tulsa in September every year and they would put up 70 and it would just be touchdown, touchdown, touchdown, that's happening in the NFL. It makes no sense. Okay, so it's in Buffalo.

It's the early game, right? Yeah. What's the weather? I mean, October 1st, it can't be anything crazy. I'm gonna check the weather. The lake. Watch it be crazy. Watch it be ever easy.

No, it couldn't be less crazy. Watch it be every. The lake is you. No, couldn't be. Couldn't be less crazy. We're looking at high of 75 in sunny. Oh, wow. That's you're right. That's actually the perfect. The same.

Yeah, the often scheduled, by the way, they're not going to have many cold weather games. At Baltimore on New Year's Eve, at Washington, December 3rd, we'll be cold and at the Jets on Black Friday. Okay. It's the last one. Oh, yeah, I think Hank's right. Jimmy G is hurt. at the Jets on block Friday. Okay. It's the last one. Ooh. Yeah, I think Hank's right.

Jimmy G is hurt. I think I think Hank's on the wire. Where? Or is it still? We just heard J. Oh, where? Let's go. Okay, that's why I keep on.

Keep the helmet on. Brian Hoere, always ready. Keep in that helmet going. We will update this game by the way at the end. Jake, I think I grew the Hank minus one. Do you have the line? I'm gonna say, no, I'm gonna say Bill's minus two and a half.

The line is Bill's minus two and a half. Okay. They still, that's basically pick a butt home. Yeah, the bills are still, that feels like, because if it got to dolphins plus three, people would bet the dolphins. So I feel like it's just gonna stay in this zone. What's the over under?

53 and a half. Hey, over. That's kinda low, right? Over. 50 what? 53 and a half. Cargis Viking. This question is over.

Cargis Viking was 54 and a half. Look on over react. I'm not going to, but I'm gonna bet, I'm gonna bet the alternate over at 80. Easily. That's easily. Yeah. Every time I'm down in my mind. We drop over. That'll be 56, 55 by the time this comes out, I think.

Wow. So we move lines. Yeah. Yeah. Here you go. Watching this. If you're, if you're like Roger, you can tell watching this game. You're like, yes, this is the future of my league. I want every team to catch up to dolphins and play no defense whatsoever. Yes. And then just get 70s on 70s. Wait, who's Sunday night football next week? Chiefs Jets. Oh, come on.

Move that game. This is the week five. No, but preseason. That's like game. That's like one of the best games on the schedule. I know, but material. The whole never played each other material change. The coward crazy.

Material change. God damn it. Oh, that would have ruled. Uh, at least we should protest. At least we can record early. We can. We can't. That'll be that's going to be thumb to watch memes.

Yeah. Yeah. I have to get another haircut. Uh, okay. Next up. Packers to get another haircut. Okay. Next up, Packers 18, Saints 17. I might have got ahead of myself when I said Jordan loves things. I still think he's not good, but he did have an incredible fourth quarter and come back

to dropping dimes using his legs. It was the biggest Packers come back when since the NFC championship against the C.O. No, they lost that game. C.O.X. Yeah. It is week one 2018 when Clill Mac in the bears. Oh yeah, yeah. When Rogers got hurt and then he got the painkillers and had a spontaneous Southern accent

after the game. Yeah. I'm at the point in my life where I just every turn, every corner I turn is just insults that. Like I didn't even looking for this, but I was just reading about it. I was like, oh, fuck, there it is. Yeah, that was quite a night. James got in, which is good.

James did get in. You got to see James. He looked comfortable out there. James, do you have an interception? James, as far as I'm concerned, led them to a game-winning drive. It's the fucking kicker. Blake group.

Blake groupie groupie groupie was from Notre Dame. I put a little asterix next to his name in the preseason because I was like, we might have another Blake on our hands. We got somebody to keep an eye on this dude. No, no, you got to come on. You ruined James's because you ruined James for us. And so you're on our shit list. Yes, but the Packers Jordan love deserves a ton of credit.

That was a very nice fourth quarter come back blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah You know what? He can't really walk. Did you throw when he, would you see that throw when he tried to go down field and he ended up doing the splits? Yes. He slips a lot. He's got back balance. I can't walk. He's like a little baby deer learning to walk for the first time on ice. Not really worried about him. Can't walk.

Yeah. Maybe he's learned to walk then he could run. But yeah, the also Matt LaFour, credit to him. Math guy went for two down 14 late in the game, worked out, ended up winning him the game because he got it on the first try, an extra point second time one by one. I think it's a good sign though that the the first sign that that Derek Carr had an injury they didn't put Taseem Hill in the game.

They went straight to James. Yes. They know who the number two QB is. Taseem Hill isn't the backup quarterback. He's like the backup Swiss Army knife that will do anything and not anything like really spectacularly. But he's the guy that you put in if you if you're just mad at an opposing linebacker and you want to run into his face Yes, James is a quarterback. James is pocket pastor. You're put him in

James can be great. The Saints are gonna be fine and if James who is there next game against who do the Saints have? I don't know, but yeah, is there a car really hurt? Yeah, he's spraying his AC joints That's a box ribs probably ribs. Yeah, he's sprained his AC joints. That's a box. Ribs, probably ribs. Yeah, so it gets the bucks. James is getting in. Oh, revenge game. James gets in for this revenge game and dominates the bucks.

Like we all know that again, you can't go back to Derek Car. You can. You got to ride the hot hand right now. He's got the lock maybe trade Derek Car to the jets. Also Rashid Shaheed, still the most electric guy, both name and playing ability 76 yard punt

return. I just like saying, Rashid she he yeah, he's so fast. So Crystal lobby is very good to yes, crystal, obviously, very good. But again, and the packers were I'm being very nice package. They were playing with a lot of injuries. Christian Watson still hasn't played David Bach. Diaries been out. I think their whole left side was out. So that was, that was an impressive win. I still think both teams aren't that great, but whatever. That's fine. It was an impressive win. It was.

Yeah, I think the Packers are like an above average team right now. Yeah, there was an impressive win for them to come back and win that game. The Packers are a nice team. I don't know if that's your standard in Green Bay. As an owner of the Green Bay Packers, I would say that's not. I would say we demand excellence. They're defense good to. Roshary's very good like they're good guys I'm defense. They're like they're like a good team. They're they're fine a fine young team a well-run organization

Yeah, not to kick not to kick a dog when he's down We talked about the you know ricochet shots coming from everywhere Did you see the quote about what Aaron Rodgers texted Jordan loves last week? He said thanks for keeping the ownership. What was it? Thanks for keeping the ownership in house. Well, I texted Aaron Rodgers after week one and I said, this is bullshit.

This was supposed to be over when you left and he never responded. Yeah. So double insult. It's probably busy. Whatever, it's funny joke, Aaron. Huh. There's probably, bo bo bo bo bo.

Do you think I got nothing? Listen, I got nothing. The best part is like, people have to understand something. And we're going to get to the Bears game. Like, I will give you my true emotion. Like, I was, week one, I was very, very depressed and angry. We're week two, I was very angry. Now it's just, it's over.

Like, there are bears in the worst team in the league. Like, they are. They are the worst team in the league. So I'm, I'm just looking at the draft. Like, there are bears in the worst team in the league. Like, they are. They are the worst team in the league. So I'm, I'm just looking at the draft. Do you think you're in the draft mode? You think Aaron Rogers actually gives himself credit for training Jordan loves so well that now he owns the bears?

Yeah, probably. I think Aaron looks as like an extension of himself. Like, he passed the family business on to the next guy. Yeah. He probably chose the right guy. Yeah, like I own this condo complex. You're like you're now the property manager. Yeah. It's like my shithead son is going to manage the property, right?

And he's going to raise rent on you guys every single year and you're going to sit there and take it. Right. And he's still the true owner. Yeah. No, I get it. It all it all makes sense. Like it's it's again, I put out that tweet about Jordan love at the worst possible time. And he just came back and played great in the fourth quarter. And I look like a fucking moron. But guess what? I look like a moron a lot of times. So right now, if you're a lines fan,

you're probably feeling pretty good about yourself. Yeah. Like, I feel like the lines are actually the best team in that division. Yeah, well, we'll find out there's a night. That could be for the division. Yeah, who's line saying, well, yeah, I could, yeah, it is weak for, but yeah, it could be eventually

when we look back on. Every game for the day. Who's flying to say, where's the game? Lambo. In Lambo, I'm gonna say, I wanna say pick them. I'm gonna say Packers. Ooh. Packers minus one.

Yeah, I'm gonna say, you know, I'll say Lions minus one. Lions minus one and a half, okay. Ooh, okay. Yeah, because I was thinking about it, because the Packers, I think think ended up being underdogs today. So in Lambo, like it's swish with all their injuries. So yeah. Okay, that would be a great game.

Let's take a quick break. Anything else on Packers, Saints? It's just good to have James back. It was tougher. I'll say this. He got thrown in there. If Blake, if Blake Groupie can help James win a couple games, we'll consider adding him to the Blake of your competition. I'd agree. We'll say this. If Blake, if Blake group he can, can help James win a couple games, we'll consider adding him to the Blake of the year competition. I'd agree. We'll consider it.

And by today's, we'll like, we'll let him watch. Like, as a little cock, he can watch us as we interview the Blake's. You can watch in the corner. Yeah. Oh, we have an orgy with the Blake's. Yep. Uh, okay. Before we get to the next game, Cors Light Game Day just got a whole lot chiller because this season you can take your whole tailgate to the next level with the course light chill throw and the only seats specifically designed for tailgating all game day long with features like bluetooth speakers stadium turf leg rest a cup holder that chills your course light to a perfect 36 degrees Fahrenheit and a course light can tap draft to pour one for a pal the children is the innovation every tailgate has been waiting for so let your friends bring grill, the flat screens and the cornhole. You bring the chill with

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Bill's 37 commanders three Sad feel goal. That was nice. We didn't get shut out. We didn't get shut out. Shout out, analytical Ron, who showed his head today. This was, it was a minor setback in the Sam Hell experience. Listen, I said on Friday's show, if we win this game, I'm thinking soupy.

We did not win this game. No. I am no longer thinking soupy. I had pre-nut delusion at the time. Now I have post-nut clarity. The soup season. It's not soup season yet, Hank. Not yet. No, sir, not yet. Give it another week or two. Then it'll be soup season. It was pre-nut delusion. I have post-nut clarity. The commanders are probably about a 500 team. We ran the ball five times of the first half.

Sam Howe was addicted to throwing interceptions today through some dozees, including a pretty bad pick six. You learn more from a mistake than you do from your successes, no big cat. Sam Howe is going to be a genius next week. He's gonna be so smart. They keep saying that he doesn't make the same mistake twice, which was true, but he made the same mistake

like four times a day. It was a bad day, very bad day as a commander's fan, but just burned the tape. Burn the tape on this one. It got out of hand. Our defense didn't play poorly. Our offense actually in the first half didn't play that bad. We just kept turning the ball over at bad times. Then as a game went further, we did in fact play very poorly on offense for most of the game. But yeah, Sam, Sam how he was consistent today he had an incomplete or he had an interception every single quarter So that's pretty cool. You know the last quarterback that had an interception every single quarter was who James once who James Winston so Sam's got a little James in them nice

Yeah, we're the commanders are are not an elite team yet. I realize I realized that now that we weren't ready for this Yeah, it was a benchmark game and you found out that yeah, you came in short listen listen I I That wasn't sure I know I thought it was a second But I realized no, I'm just being sensitive. That's just a little man syndrome picking in I called myself short by thinking that was I called myself short by thinking that was a He buys you you do that. He has you there. I'm a fucking asshole man. No, they just said it was a benchmark game because we said it before like if they can be in this game If they can win this game the commanders are officially for real it wasn't even close to that Would I say two weeks ago if we can win one of the next two games I'll be happy so now it's all about the Eagles If we can beat the Eagles were three and one I'm happy yet

Yeah, and so yeah, we're not we're not a top tier team. I think we're a decent team that can beat the Eagles, we're three and one. I'm happy. Yeah. And so yeah, we're not, we're not a top tier team. I think we're a decent team that can beat, you know, 70% of NFL teams right now. The bills right now were just, the bills are fine. If there's any, any sort of hesitancy for bills, fans after week one, you guys are fine. You're doing great. Your offense looked awesome. Josh Allen was electric today. He was throwing the ball over the place.

The defense look great. Josh was running electric today. He was throwing the ball over the place. The defense looked great. Josh was running at will. And then there was a giant gap in the middle of the field because you have to drop deep to cover all the different guys. They have going down field. And Josh was seeing that and just taking off. And it looked very easy for the bills. I would be surprised if Josh Allen

was even tired after this game. Remember when people said Josh Allen's stun cap for week one? Yeah, that was fun. Well, he did stinkin' week one. He did stinkin' week one. But when we're gonna have this Josh Allen's stun cap for week one. Yeah, well, he did stinkin week one. He did stinkin week one, but he was like, when are we gonna have this Josh Allen conversation? What was the set I gave on, I think it was, he's now one 58 games and 44 of them have been by seven or more.

Yeah. Like, he looked pretty fucking good today. He had one good arm punk. Yeah, he had a great, Josh Allen so far has the two best interceptions of the season. Yeah, the week one against the jets that pinned him deep and this one that pinned him, I think at like the 12 yard line, we just aired it out for like 45 yards in the air.

Pretty good interceptions. If you're gonna throw picks like that, I would much prefer Sam Howell watches Josh Allen's tape. And if he could just turn all of his interceptions into like 45 yard arm punts, I'd be very happy with that. I feel like Sam Howell how like the bad game was coming just because he's still essentially a rookie and what he was on, it wasn't he undefeated,

he beat the Cowboys last year, and then he was two and a half years old. So the bad game was coming, there was gonna be one, no quarterback in the history of the National Football League has just been perfect for Ever like to start and throughout except maybe Patrick Holmes, but like It was coming you just got to make sure that one bad game doesn't become two bad games. Yeah, so he's got a big test with the Eagles Um, I'm not I'm not super confident about that yet

As far as our defense goes. I didn't think that our defense was actually that bad today They were put on digs Kind of literally digs had like a hundred yards, but but still if you're playing the bills You're gonna give up some big plays. It's just gonna happen. I feel like the defense I give them like a B minus C plus today they had to deal with short fields some of the points came off You know interceptions things like that The defense align looked okay at times. Maybe not as because the Eagles will look tomorrow night, but I The defense line looked okay at times, maybe not as good as the Eagles will look tomorrow night, but

I expected this. A certain part of me expected it and I'm not going to apologize for for getting caught up and falling in love and saying I truly believe that this could be a super team if we win this weekend because I still stand by that. If we had won, I would be sitting here right now being in an infernal asshole on the show, being cocky as hell, people would hate listening to it. So maybe it's good for the show that my team isn't great. You would be what Hank's about to be after one second win and he's back into his old habit again. This interrupting Viking's talk with Jets. Jets, Jets, Jets.

Didn't you say Bill's or Eagles if you and one of them? You're all the way in? Yeah, yeah. So you still have a chance. I still have a chance. Thanks, Jake. Yes, I have a chance. If we, you know what, if we beat the Eagles next week, I'm the way in. Yeah, so you still have a chance. I still have a chance. That's Jake. Yes, I have a chance. If we beat the Eagles next week, I'm thinking soupy.

Yeah, I am. Back off. I am because you know why? We don't have to get through the bills to get to the soupy. That's true. We have to get through the birds to get to the soupy. Yeah, so this was pretty much like, why are we gonna give the bills our game plan?

Why are we gonna give them anything but of vanilla offense? B&M was playing the long game. dominates the bill let's let's make them think Sam howl stings he doesn't exactly if you go back and you look at like be enemies track record and big games against the bills just fucking domination you think he's gonna go out there and have a three point game intentionally against the bills no he's playing seven dimensional chess Eric be enemies gonna mo his way through the NFC we're going back to the soup being if you play the bills we're gonna probably lose to them again.

But it'll be much closer than this. The that was a very sad feel. Well, 47 seconds left. Don't get shut out. That's sad feel. That might be my favorite type of feel goal. The we're just doing this to avoid a goose egg on the school board. Yes.

Yeah, commander. Look, Sam, how I still believe in Sam. How I think it's a bad game. Okay. Yes. Yeah. Commander, look, Sam, how I still believe in Sam, how? I think it's a bad game. Okay. I think if you were to inject me with truth serum right now, I would say that Sam, how still has the potential of being a good NFL quarterback.

I don't think he's gonna be like superstar top three guy. You know what? But he still could be good to get him with Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning had a bad rookie season's he threw 33 interceptions is rookie. Yeah, that's what I'm telling you like you like to house a rookie. Yeah, basically pretty much. He played one game last year, Hank. He was a, you know what?

It's a rookie, not only not only did he play one game last year, Hank, but if you knew ball, you'd know that he was a third string quarterback last year. So he wasn't getting any reps and practice. So he's probably even more than a rookie. Yeah, he's, he's less than a rookie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is an extra rookie. Yeah, he's less than a rookie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, this is an extra rookie. Yeah, he's basically a red shirt at UNC right now.

Red shirt, super senior. Actually, his rookie year hasn't even started. Yeah, this is so pre-season. He should be eligible for rookie in the year this year. Absolutely. So should Ben Simmons. Yep. Okay.

Colts Ravens. Colts 22 Ravens 19. One of the shockers of the day is Matt gay better than Justin Tucker. I think Justin Tucker's washed up. He missed a 61 yard fuel goal. Everybody thought it was in. We all thought it was because when Justin Tucker kicks a ball and it's heading towards the middle of the uprights, you're never like, oh, that's short. Yeah, you know, it's flush. It's he nailed it. But yeah, it was like a yard short. He's washed up. Matt gay first kicker in NFL history to make four fuel goals over 50 yards. Yeah. In a game.

He went five for five, including the 53 yard winner. Pretty good. And I am a big Shane Stichen fan. I'm a big gay guy. I'm a you are big gay guy. Yeah. The Shane Stichen good coach. I'm going to say it right now three games in good coach. Yeah, he that that was he went into Baltimore. I know the Ravens have a bunch of injuries, but they're seven half point dogs. He doesn't have his starting quarterback. Gardner Menshu, like they built a plan around Gardner Menshu. Run the ball, run the ball, run the ball. Let Gardner make the short throws You need to make. He made a couple big throws later on in the game. The Michael Pittman one where you got his head taken off. But that was a, that was like a competent, well coached team being like, we aren't as good as the Ravens.

We have to play a certain style of game to come out of here with a win. I think it's a mark of a good coach. If you get your, your backup quarterback in and he plays a pretty good game overall. Yeah. Like if you're competitive with the backup quarterback, that has a lot to do with coaching, especially if you're an offensive guy. And yeah, Munchy looked good except for the time where he ran out the back of the end zone. Yeah. It was not a run out of back. He stepped. He stepped out. But still, Orlovsky started to trend. I think Dan Orlovsky

is actually behind it when his name starts to trend like that because he wants people to be like, Oh, it's not just me that did that. But still he didn't way worse. He did it way worse. He did it. And then Rolowski's trending online. It's either because one somebody ran out of the back of the end zone or people are like looking up

how to not cheat on their wives or there's like a really bad food opinion. Watch Game tape where he's like, yeah, you know what's really good is green bean flavored ice cream. Yeah, secretly. He's like, I didn'tflakes in the in the toilet first I put yeah, I put ketchup on one of my bulgur and they taste tremendous anyone anyone out there just never wash their underwear. Yeah

That was fucked up by the way when when orlovsky said like when you're when you're at a house with a pool assault water pool Yeah, how many days in a row is it appropriate to go without shower? I say two. I got to say though for orlovsky. It's fucked up that he deleted that tweet. Cause I made fun of him and I was like, hey guys, you guys don't use toilet paper when you're staying at a house that has a assault water pool, right?

You don't need to clean your ass off. And then he deleted his tweet. And so everyone's like, yo, PFT, what's this? What's going on here? Let's take that you have. I, there are certain people that I would be pissed off with or Loskey like his opinions and how he deals with Twitter Twitter, but I think he actually genuinely is just a weird guy and I mean that in a loving way like

weird we have a lot of weird people at barstool sports that's what makes the world go around so I don't when he drops one of his opinions I don't think it's like he's doing an act he's's just kind of a weird cat. Yeah. In a good way. He's the kind of guy that would be like, you know what really sucks ice cream sandwiches. Right. Overrated. Yeah.

Like he's just got universally strange takes about everything. Yeah, you ever put an ice cream sandwich in your pocket and save it for later? That's how I like to eat mine. I used to play with one actually between my butt cheeks to keep me cool and hot weather games. You know what the best chili is? I used to play with one actually between my butt cheeks to keep me cool and hot weather games Know what the best chili is it's a chili that you make on your driveway And you scoop it up you'll lick it up off your driveway. Yeah, but what else do that? That's just a Connecticut thing

Mint you look good besides that one play and he was so I love more than anything watching Mint you after games where he he comes in you know No one really expects that much out of him And then he's in the tunnel after the game. Yeah, and he sees his boys in the tunnel And he just daps him up and he's like head banging with his hair waving everywhere. He's such a full song rock and roll man Yeah, he's the best backup quarterback ever maybe I got a question for you guys. You remember Jonathan Taylor Yeah, it's coming back. Is he coming back? I think week week five. Is he gonna come back? Yeah, it's coming back. Is he coming back? I think week five.

Is he gonna come back? Was that for injury? His pup. He's on the pup, I think. Yeah, he's on pup. Okay. Who knows why he's on the pup, but it probably has something to do with the fact

that he wants to be traded in gym ursa. He's like, I'd rather pay $50 million to fly a dead whale across the country. He did have to give you a two-year extension. By the way, he did get the whale's ashes to its rightful. I saw that. I saw that. I saw that and I read some interesting things about that. You know how much the ashes of the whale weighed? Let me guess. 500 pounds. 300 pounds. Wow. 300 pounds of ashes. Hank doesn't think you can

even get the ashes in a plane. Yeah. That you can do. They also like flew the... But you can't get a foot in. I mean, they flew. I've yet to see a picture of him on the whale. I think they flew the whale. They flew the whale, the whale's body up to the University of Georgia. A dead whale maybe makes more sense because it's dead. Yeah.

And they flew it to the University of Georgia and then they did an autopsy on the whale at the University of Georgia to see how how it died. I mean, it was stress. Yeah, yeah, stress from knowing that was about to fly. Yeah, I guess stress from I have to take a flight anywhere. Yeah, he's probably, yeah, he was flying on, on spirit and the whale was a co-god. This is going to suck. Yeah. By the way, the cults are back home this week.

If you guys want to brainstorm a contest idea, let's buy tickets. Yeah. All right. All right. So cool. Cool. It's giveaway this weekend. What should we do? I think we should do the anyone who has a tattoo with a year that the colds to win the the

Super Bowl. They didn't win the Super Bowl. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. Uh, uh, Twitter email email. PMT intern at barstool sports.com. So if you have a cold statue, it says cold Super Bowl champs for a year. They did not win the Super Bowl. Uh, we got four tickets, four tickets. I'll buy some good ones. And if it's a kid, if it's like an eight year old with a tattoo, then they get priority. That that child will win. All right, don't go tattoo your child. No, please. That'd be kind of funny though. Yeah, would actually

maybe tattoo your child. Okay. Oh, um, we should also mention that Gus Edwards is now injured for the Ravens, so the hits keep coming for them. You remember that survey that came out at the end of last season? Yeah. Where they're talking about, like, you got to rate all the team's facilities, you got to rate,

your strength and conditioning, and your own players gave your strength and condition guy an F. And then you brought him back. And now the entire team is injured. All your running backs are hurt. If you're running back on the Ravens, it's like being the drummer and spinal tap, like you brought them back. And now the entire team is injured. All your running backs are hurt. If you're running back on the Ravens, it's like being the drummer and spinal tap,

like you're going down and it's not gonna be pretty. Yeah, the Ravens just have injuries for days. I still think they're a very good team, but this was, I mean, the cults are spunky. They are. They're above frisky. They're spunky. I'd say feisty.

Yeah. No, they're borderline a good team. Yeah. I'd say that they are a good team. Oh right now they're First the FC South if we had if the playoffs started today the culture being the playoffs. How about that? Oh about that. Um, I saw Actually, I'll say that for later. I'll say that for the Titans. Okay. So very, very funny post. Okay. Uh, all right. Next up Okay. All right. Next up, a game that I'm sure we have a lot to talk about. Patriots 15, the Jets 10. This is the 15 straight win for the Patriots versus the Jets. Oh, Hank's grabbing his computer.

He's got some stuff to talk about. Zach Wilson is so bad. What are you looking at, Hank? Hank just gave me this look. He stuck his tongue out. He covered up the bottom lip that he had and he's like Zaquilson is so bad. I have three Zaquilson stats for you Well actually it's two stats and one just fact

Zaquilson is so bad Zaquilson is has lost his last five starts He's and if the team had scored 21 points in those five starts, they'd be four and one. I love those stats. Zach Wilson is so bad on 4th and 10 with a minute 26 left. The Jets ran a play from the Jets own 45 and the box score reads Zach Wilson. This is 4th and 10 Zach Wilson completes to Tyler Conklin to New York Jets 47 for two yards. Yeah, he checked out. He checked out Zach Wilson is so bad.

A man's teeth fell out while screaming at him from the stands today. If you missed it, it was an all time Jets clip. The dude is just furious screaming at the Jets and his dentures just fall that fell out of his mouth and he had to catch him and put him back in. That's what the Jets are doing to their fans. It was bad. It was a bad bad bad angle for him. I felt bad for him too because like, yeah, you have to share that.

You have to share that online when you see it. Yeah. But that guy didn't go to a Jets game thinking to himself. My face is going to be across the internet with my teeth falling out. Falling out. And that's such a common nightmare. Actually, he actually he actually might have thought that. He'd like if this game goes as like, I think it's going to go. My teeth have your teeth fall out. He actually might have thought that he'd like if this game

Goes is like I think it's gonna go my teeth are gonna fall out. Yeah, you should have Like I knew that the jets versus the Patriots are a teeth falling out game If I were a jets fan with dentures I would bring my vampire ones bring like novel to novel to novel to two game like in case I get on TV Or just have it be like a giant defense son like the D in the fence Yes in your mouth and have those fall out that would be nice because then you get to at least support the only unit on your team that's worth a shit. It was, it was a bad day to be a jet.

The Zach Wilson play that I thought was even funny than the check down was when Zach double spend his way into a sack. You see that? He did two spin moves consecutively. There was nobody around him. And then he just fell down because he was dizzy. He also had Garrett Wilson yelling at him. The I think Michael Carter was yelling at the running backs coach. The jets entire franchises

so quickly it was basically a donning of a new era when Aaron Rodgers ran out with the flag and it's just so quickly just devolved right back into the jets. Again, 15 straight losses. Also, they've scored more than 17 points in just one of those games against the Patriots. So that's bad of those 15. And good news. We're going to hear from memes and Hank, but good news. Robert Salah after the game said Zach Wilson is who gives us a best chance to win. Well, he said it right now. So right now on the current roster.

But that's still not true. Tim Boyle. I would say so. I think it would be hard to say that anybody gives them less of a chance to win the Zach Wilson. Zach Wilson gives you a zero chance. Proccessive elimination. Yeah.

Memes? Memes? I fucking hate Zach Wilson. He had one good drive. Meebs, Meebs treated a picture of Zach Wilson just the caption was asked. He is asked. They had, you know, let me pull it.

I have some stats too. Zach, Zach Wilson had 13 total drives. He had one good drive. He went seven for 10 for 79 yards. The other 12 drives. He went 78 yards for 11 for 26 Hmm Pretty bad pretty bad pretty bad for Zach. I think that this shows us the Patriots are they're best when they're away from the bright lights

Mm-hmm because when they start to coast things can get very very rocky Mm-hmm, and I thought they were running out of steam and taking in water, and then it might be SOS time. That's true. But it's almost like a boobling off. You know, they ride at the ship. Yeah, I agree. It would have been a big, if they had lost it,

it would have been a giant, giant flashing warning sign. For craft, it would have been a craft advisory if they had lost this game. Rocky terrain ahead. Yeah, I mean, I hate to be gasping for air. Could you help PFT do me the honor of reviewing what you told me the classifications of what a legal lighthouse. Why are we bringing out lighthouses?

Because we said, why are you in the right out of research this weekend? And I would like to present my case. Let's see this on Wednesday. Hank, do you know how sick people here? I, people don't want to hear it. People are sick of hearing you constantly just Droning on about this fucking lighthouse. Let's do this Wednesday by the shirt on the bar

Says what let's talk about the game house plug plug God's day. Let's do this Wednesday Come on. This is about the game. This is about football today. Let's talk about the lighthouse on Wednesday. Okay What did you think about the football game? gross but Lighthouse on Wednesday, okay? What did you think about the football game? Gross but Patriots are back. No. Oh damn. Pager. I mean, it's it's you guys got thrown a little light preserve in this game I shut the fuck up Playing the jet to lighthouse talk Wednesday. It's it. That's the best way to write the ship

Let's make this a no lighthouse podcast to rest the podcast that way Wednesday. We can we're talking for Paul today. Okay fine Hank, I'll talk about the lighthouse. Yeah, please. Okay, so you wanted to know what? The evidence that you presented on Friday show Wednesday with stock football today No, it's a great. What I don't even remember what I said Well, if you can pull up the document, then we can go over it. I agree, I think we should do this Wednesday.

All right, let's do a Wednesday. All right, great thing. Scared, you guys are all scared. No, let's talk football. No more lighthouse talk for the rest of this podcast. I mean, thankfully the bills lost to the Jets, but just the fact, like Zach Wilson's so bad that the fact that the had a chance

to even win the game with end of the game is a sign of the Patriots not being good. Like it's embarrassing. Yeah, that Hail Mary almost happened. That's a game you have to, you know. I was hoping so hard about that. Zach Wilson went, what do you go? Check down on 4th down, safety, and then Hail Mary?

Yeah. What a fucking ending for him. He went right through the receiver's hand. Right between, what did you say memes? Randall corn on the cobs buttery hands. Yeah, that should it should have been a touchdown. I can't believe Robert Salah is like we're sticking with this guy. I did you guys have volume on this game?

No, even Jim Nance was just like when are you making that was a Jim Nance game? Well, yeah, Pat's. Yeah, yeah, I don't know how that was the. Well, because it was supposed to be nancy. Yeah, Pat's. Pat's. Yeah, I don't know how that was the thing. Well, because it was supposed to be Aaron Rodgers. Yeah. Yeah, I think they pre select like the first few weeks.

Yeah, it was one thing that I'll say that I liked about this game. And we've seen this a lot this season. Bill Bellichek, when he's what? It's just a joy, a joy to watch on television. I hope every game for the Patriots is played in the rain. Also, Hank, this is like actually a great sign because Bill Bellichek's getting up there in age and there's been some questions, you know, the teams haven't been good. You haven't been in the playoffs a few years.

I feel like as long as Bill Bellichek keeps being the Jets, he still has it. It's like that will be the first time, like it's like having a grandparent, like, you know, hit a car, uh, you're like, we got to take away their drivers licenses. If Bill Bell check loses to the jets, we're like, all right, maybe we got to take away his drivers license here, but he's still got it. Yeah. 13 straight. But you watch 15 straight 15 straight 15 jeez. Did you mess that up on purpose? No, I messed up in the boomer too. 15 straight. I still keep thinking back about like when Billy would make fun of me for the bears and

the packers. It's like the Patriots jets. It's the same thing. I just feel bad for you guys as fans of the commanders and the bearers, man. Being a jet is what it's all about. Once you're a jet, you're a jet for life. Memes, how often do you think about when he said that? It was Ed's brutal.

It pops in my head every now and then I laugh. Say what you want about the commanders and the bears, but to my knowledge, we've never had one of our pre-minute fans have their teeth fall out on a national broadcast. Jim Nance had to watch that man's teeth fall. That's what's so funny to me is like, I don't know what Jim Nance would say. I wish we had the volume on that broadcast

to hear his reaction. Yeah. To a grown man's teeth falling out because the jets were so bad. Yes. So Jim Nance was like, I watched six quarters of the Jets and Zach Wilson, ain't it? Yeah. Yeah. Tony Ramos was just like, well, he's a second round pick.

So, you know, he'll be fine. It would have been great if Jim Nance was just like, hello friends. Zach Wilson is ass. He is ass. Uh, so what, Hank, you feel good or bad? You feel good. You got to play the Cowboys next week who are pissed off. Yeah, I just feel bleh.

It's like you watch teams like the dolphins and, and that is what, you know, the football I used to love watching, just domination, unlimited scoring, unlimited potential, super bowl aspirations. And then watching, you know know an ugly win versus the the jets just Doesn't do it for me, but Hank think about it this way you beat the jets. Oh, I'll have a chance to spoil their season later on You beat the jets who beat the bills right it's week 18 you barely you barely lost the dolphins. I know You can be sure you know we could be through no you should feel good about that. That you you was at seven point loss to the dolphins. Yeah. And that first assumption about that.

Yeah. By the way, we put in a reminder, Jake, I don't know why we didn't do just the Patriots playing the jets every single time should just be Patriots money line under parlay every time. I you should go back and look and see how much money that was last week of the season. Great. Wait, I thought you said they put it dolphins last week. Sorry.

I got confused. Uh, the page played dolphins October 29. Got it. It's just last week. Yeah. Who's not as anyway? Patriots cowboys feel like that's got to be cowboys. At 11.

No, it's at Dallas. Okay. So they're away from the big cats on fire. Seven. Yeah. I am on fire. I'm sharp right now. Yeah.

I need to bet all these games while I still have. Seven. Yeah. I am on fire. I'm sharp right now. Yeah. I need to bet all these games while I still have some clarity. Yeah. Mm. Seven, eh? That's a perfect line for it. You know people will bet the page. I also-

What's the over under in that one? 41 and a half. Mm. I like the under. Mm. Yeah. I'm done with unders. I already had my unders thing last week.

And I blew up my face. Uh, okay. Any, any last things about, I mean done with unders. I had my under thing last week. And I blew up my face. Okay, any last things about, I mean, he is, oh, I completely forgot. Mac Jones, he's a penis grabber. What is it, dirty guy? He grabbed sauce gardeners penis. Remember, he's kicked some people in the nuts before. Yeah, so a sauce set afterward,

he's trying to prevent me from having kids in the future. Damn. Yeah. No sauce. I mean, CJ Mosley's body slammed. Okay. Suplexed him. Okay. That's football. And this is also he said she said, where's the video? Where's the video? You just you just had it on your computer. This video. This is a video of Mac Jones getting suplexed. No. Wait till the end. Wait till the end. He grabbed him in the nuts. Look at this. He turns around. He grabbed them in the nuts right there. You just watched the video. I see no hands on any nuts. Right?

It's coming up. It's coming up. This is great podcasting right there. What? He grabbed him in the nuts. Indusputable evidence. This is the NFL last week saying this is a overturned first out. Do you think Mac show's got a little bit of dirty in him? No. Not.

Oh yeah, he grabbed him right on his penis. He grabbed him in the penis. He's a penis grabber. He tried to jack him off. Yeah, he did. That's a fact. That's a salt. That's salt brother.

I see a salt on sauce garden or pushing a quarterback. He tried a salt. A salt brother. I see a salt on Sawaskar and they're pushing a quarterback. He tried to give him a sec to me. Live in the game. He's trying to make sure it doesn't turn into Cremardi. Yeah. That's fucked up, Hank. Also for this past Cowboys game, I have reminded from August 15th

about Zeke to score two touchdowns versus Cowboys. Yeah, I'm going to revisit that and say don't. Yeah. Zeke. I will. He actually got almost as many carriers as Ramondra today. I think it was like 19, 16. Oh yeah, at 80 yards. Yeah.

Okay. Like two touchdowns. All right, back on. Reminder back on. What memes was writing as Boomer State texted me and said, Hey, is Ezekiel a Mormon? What made you think it's Ezekiel? Ezekiel, it was a boy.

Because of his name. He has name, huh? Well, Bernie said it. A.Q.L.E. because of his name. He has name, huh? Well, Bernie said it. A little bird shane. Shane, you said that Zee. It was a Mormon. He's probably the last thing from a morning. It is a biblical name, but I don't Mormonism is in the Bible. They made their own religion. Yeah. Latter-day Saints. Yeah, they they Steve Young's great, great grandfather started more menacing.

It's just, it's just a question. There's no bad questions. Zika Elliott is more of a, it would be very, it would be very, very good. He would soak like better than anyone. He would soak so hard he'd fuck him. That's a fact. Okay, next up, what are you looking for Hank?

You're looking for the penis grab? Yeah, I'm not seeing anything You're doing some research. Is he cool would just soak but he'd have he'd have Tony Pollard jumping on the bed next to make it a move. Mm-hmm Okay Texans 37 Jaguars 17 P Prisco Disaster for the Jaguars. This was a scheduled win hard to find a road map to 13 wins for the Jaguars after this one. Yikes. Yikes. Trevor Lawrence took to Twitter, which I didn't even know he had Twitter.

Yeah, that's a shocker. I follow him. I didn't even know I followed him. Uh, I follow his brother. He did, he did the notes, like scribbling notes, taking notes. He's taking notes of everyone who's trashing the jaguars right now. Oh, no. Yeah, I mean, you lost the Texans who are,

C.J. Strauss is awesome, by the way. Awesome. I think he broke the record, still hasn't thrown an interception. He was great. And the jaguars, or sorry, the Texans also had a fullback, return, a kick for a touchdown. Andrew Beck.

Andrew Beck. Heaviest player to return a kick for a touchdown in the last 50 years, which is awesome. The Patriots, the Patriots almost had that offensive line and do it in that one play. Yeah, where John Coon snuck up behind him and tackled him at like the three yard line. Yes, which is bullshit. That would have been the best play in NFL history. But yeah, that was a sick return by back.

He was shocked himself. He was like, how the fuck did this happen? When a big guy gets to that second level and then he got to, he got to midfield and there were two guys in front of him and he's still somehow fine. I found his way in the end zone. It was awesome. One of the best plays of the year. I have a CJ Stroud update for the Stroud boys. Yes. He's got 906 passing yards in his first three games. The third most in history for a quarterback through three games, through their first three games. It's more than Patrick Mahomes and Andrew Locke. Wow.

He's good by good amount, by good amount too. CJ Stroud is good. He's good. And you know what this is. So if you remember CJ Stroud's first start, was it against Minnesota in college? I remember watching minisk first game and he kind of stunk and I thought to myself, well, this guy isn't good. He's never going to be good.

And at that moment, I realized, wait a second, PFT, you're fucking moron. Mm-hmm. Just, just cool it, just cool it on. I didn't mean like you're moron. No, I, I still think the same. I'm more, I've got terrible takes. I don't, I, I am a very bad talent evaluator. Uh, I make

snap judgments on people and maybe the first half of CJ Stroud's first college start was not the appropriate time to judge him as a quarterback. Yeah, so I've evolved as a person and now I fucking love the guy. Yeah, he's very, very good. And the Texans are frisky. I would also say that this this reflects well on Demikoo Rines as a head coach. Yes. Big road win. Yes. Road win. Yeah. The Texans own the Jaguars, the own Trevor Lawrence, foreign one now, I think against them. Also tanked L big touchdown. He's awesome. Also has like maybe the greatest, uh, we get a cheer because the Steelers just scored, uh, given name to cheer because the Steelers just scored.

Given name to Nickname that he goes by, his real name's Nathaniel, and he's tank. That's the biggest disparity between real name and Nickname. Huge come up. How did he get the nickname tank? I don't know, but it's a fucking awesome name. He went to Houston and he plays for the Texas, and that is that wow or what? That is a wall.

That's a wall. That's a wall. So they interviewed Beck after the game. He said, I had a little bit of a car accident and just grabbed the ball and looked up and saw some space. I started hauling ass and it worked out all right. Sometimes that's just how it goes. You got to make a play.

It's such a fullback. Oh, this is great for a tank. Why is Nathaniel Dell nickname tank? Tank's nickname is not meant to mock his small stature. It actually originated when he was a baby and his mother noted that he had a large head. So it's to mock his large fucking head. That's a big head, yeah.

That's great. Good, I mean, like if you see your baby and you start calling them tank, he's gotta end up in the NFL, or like a boxer or something, because if he's just a regular guy working an accounting job named Tank, that doesn't, it doesn't,

it doesn't play as a... He's gotta go back to Nathaniel if you enter the professional world. That's in a lawyer named Tank, Del. You probably also get, you probably also get overdrafted if your name's Tank, right? Yeah. That's worth at least like 12 positions in the NFL draft.

Or the Jaguars broken No, I'd say they're probably gonna be just fun. It's so Jaguars to have all this hype in the week one win and just you know Big game against the chiefs and just Trevor Lawrence big step up here all these things, you you know, close loss against the chiefs in the playoffs. And now you're one and two and the Texans have your number who are a full rebuild mode. Yeah. So I saw a very sad post. Somebody sent me this post. I think it was on the Titans Reddit, but it was a Jags fan coming in peace. Okay. Okay. So I love this pair with me already Titans lose today. Jags lose today. A Jaguars fan in his severe depression after losing to the Texans logs on to the Tennessee

Titans Reddit. And he says Jags fan coming in peace. What are we both doing? We're both better than this. And the Texans and culture supposed to be on the bottom of the division right now. It should absolutely be both of us playing for the division. If we're not competing, completing with each other for the division at the end of the season, we could, we both failed. Could one of you please make a similar post on the Jags Reddit? We got to be in agreement that we're both supposed

to be better. This is strong cockbait. This is the highest level of cope that I've ever seen in my life. Oh, shit. When you, when you cope yourself into logging on to an uninvolved teams Reddit page and then begging them to come to your teams Reddit page to tell you that as a Titans fan, you're expecting the Jaguars to be at the top of the division with them and you can't be losing to the Texans. Yeah. That's sad. That is sad.

It's a sad state of affairs for very sad. It's a very sad state of affairs. Also, the Jaguars might be moving to London, back to back games. What? Yes, next week, I'm actually excited for next week because they're doing the Toy Story animation on my games. I'm gonna have to do it on the game.

I'm gonna have to do my kids into football on Sunday morning. I couldn't be more excited. It's gonna be so fun if they get into a fight and you have to watch like the toy story figures on the field fighting each other. That would be awesome. But have you seen about like the Jaguar's stadium deal

that they're trying to push through? They want like a billion dollars in tax revenue. We personally think that billionaire should build their own fucking stadiums. Please, please, please, that out. I'm sorry to cuss. Unless Tony Khan ends up owning the whole team that he should ask for the money.

In which case, just give it to Tony. Yeah, give it to him. He'll build another awesome wrestling league with it. But yeah, so they're asking for a billion dollars from Jacksonville. And I've always been the first person to say, like Jacksonville, the Jaguars are not gonna leave Jacksonville for London, that's a lot of smoke and mirrors.

They're, their team president was saying stuff like, if you guys lose us, Jacksonville's never gonna of smoke and mirrors. Their team president was saying stuff like, if you guys lose us, Jacksonville's never gonna get another NFL team. You guys know that, right? I don't want the Jags R Jacksonville. Yeah, you can. Like that would suck. It makes no sense for the Jaguar to play in London.

I know that all the vibes about the franchise, it's Florida, baby. It is. They're not gonna build a pool in London. They're perfect. Like the colors, everything. Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that.

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to rocket money.com slash take that's rocket money.com slash take rocket money.com slash take. Okay, next up lions falcons big win for the lions back on track Jared golf looks awesome. He does like they I know that the Lions could have scored more points, but they were some big plays, some big throws using his feet. The Lions are back to being good. We swung back. I know that they maybe Dan Campbell was right. The losses that they needed to get back to reality. Yeah. I've got a name that we should all start to monitor. Okay. Brian Branch. Ooh, the safety on the lines from Alabama, I think. He's the guy that you'll notice has the green mouthpiece

that sticks out of his helmet like an antenna all the time. Oh, I like it. Which is indicative of like a bigger problem that we have an old man take. None of these guys wear mouthpieces anymore. They don't keep their mouthpieces in their mouth. That's right. Brian Branch has his sticking directly out of his helmet.

Oh yeah, I'm looking at it. The green one That's like it honestly looks like he's got an antenna like the green dot that's on the back of a linebacker's helmet Saying that you're you're the one with the headset It looks like he has an antenna. He's rocking. He just beats the shit out of people. Yeah, I love Brian branch I love watching him play He knocked be John Robinson and Drilled him in the face knocked his helmet off then after the game, they asked him about that hit. He was like, he said, fuck it.

I'll take the flag. I like that guy. I like that guy. That guy's a dog. Oh, yeah, I'm looking right now. He did. It is just sticking. That doesn't, that won't help you with concussion.

Maybe it does. Maybe absorb some of the shotgun to your head. Yeah, maybe it does. That's so Brian Branch, remember the lions got clowned and obviously it's early, but they got clowned a little bit for their draft because they drafted a running back in a linebacker. Those guys all showed up today. Jack Campbell had a sack, a bunch of tackles, Sam LaPorta also drafted tight end, big touchdown catch. And now the David Montgomery's out

Jameer Gibb is getting the majority of the carries he had 17 for 80 like they The Lions draft showed up for this game and it's always great to see your rookies like contributing right away Yeah, if anybody on your defense besides Hutchinson is is contributing the Lions defense is gonna be good Yeah, and they're pretty good even when Hutchinson is just the only guy that's out there making plays. But I feel like I feel like this is the the lines are officially on the right track right now. Yeah. And you know what? I'll say the Falcons are too because the Falcons are now set up where if you can just get a quarterback. Yeah. I don't believe in Desmond Ritter. I've never really believed in him. I like I I know, but they have everything else.

Like they play tough, they run the ball, their defense is pretty good. Quarterback, they need a quarterback. Heinecke. Ooh. Are we thinking Heinecke in Atlanta? Ooh. You tell me if you're Falcons fan,

because I predicted that I think mid-October would be about the time they make the switch. You still gotta give Ritter some time to develop and see, okay, maybe he's just gonna figure it all out, but it doesn't look like it's trending towards Desmond's the guy. I feel like Desmond's a perfect backup quarterback. And that's not a bad thing.

Yeah. You can have a very long career, but it just doesn't, nothing wows me with him. No, but the good news, if you're a Falcons fan, the Saints lost. Yeah. And Derek K out. Yeah. And the Panthers lost. Panthers are on three. And then the bucks have to play the Eagles. Yeah. So this is pretty much just like a, we don't even have to play this weekend. We're gonna stay in the same spot in the division. Yeah. Yeah, you just got a root for the Eagles tomorrow night. And, uh, you could be, you could be sitting in first place. They also have a very easy schedule. Well, yeah, they were, yeah, they were, they play in a bad division and they were great ones. But even out of the vision. Yeah, they, they play against the Jaguars and all

the, the Texans are not. The Texans are now. They're not going to roll over. No, they're, they're a real team. So yeah, Jaguars and Texans coming up. Yeah, the NFC South is going to be one of those divisions. Like it was last year, where every team will be mathematically available for the playoffs until like Christmas. Yes, yes. But yeah, Lions look good.

Big benchmark game for them on Thursday night in Lambo. Yeah, that will be, if the Lions win that game, it's starting, it feels like all the hype and everything. I know we bought into it off season. We bought into it after the Chiefs came crashing down a little bit against the Seahawks. But I feel like if they can win this game on Thursday night, short rest, watch out. And Jared's playing well. It's awesome to watch him.

Dan Campbell, Mr. Thursday night. I love how the Lions chew. It feels like in this, probably, they're this probably their offense quarter Ben Johnson, right? Yeah. Yeah. I think so. He's scheming guys open. Like guys are running open constantly for the Lions.

Lions, they're crossing patterns. They'll get at least a couple big shots of game. Like, it's fun to watch the Lions. They have a fun offense. Mm-hmm. I like what I'm seeing. So wait, this is going to be three Thursday night football game or Thursday football games for the lines this season. That's got to be a record, right? Yeah, probably. They got the open. They played Monday night too. But

they had the opening game on Thursday night. They got Thursday night this week. Then they're going to play on Thanksgiving. Whoa. I don't think any teams ever played against the Packers. Yeah. Two Thursday games. They're going to be back. That's crazy. That has to be the first time ever. Yeah. Team played twice on against the same team. And they have two Monday night games as well. Look at the lines. Gains. So lines. Let's go Detroit. They're getting a bunch. I only see one Monday. Uh, I see one against ABC versus Raiders. Saturday, December 30th. That's weird.

It's ABC. But is that Monday night football? Yeah. It might be. Yeah. It counts. Yeah, I love that so much. When it's Monday night football on Saturday, I mean, we'll be a standalone game. Uh, so yeah, good, good for the lions. Uh, next up, Browns 27 Titans 3. I obviously, we have to say to Sean Watson through a ball backwards today, but he also had his best game that he's ever had in a Browns uniform And he had his best game that he's had since like 2020 But the backwards pass was very oh my god. He threw it through it directly backwards and incomplete which is a fumble But yeah, it was a dime. It was a missile from him. It was it was so funny as he's falling to the ground

He didn't realize what direction he was yeah, just like fucking. I'm gonna throw it He was upside down. He then to his what direction he was. Yeah. Just like, fucking, I'm gonna throw it. He was upside down. He then to his credit, that guy was wide open. Yeah. He was wide open. But yeah, Sean Watson played well. He did. He answered what a lot of people were saying. Myself included, he had been bad through two weeks. He was bad last year, but today he was good. Uh, Florio had a classic Florio moment earlier this week, talking about to Sean Watson's contract and how you can't get out of it.

Unless he found a loophole Yes, and his loophole this his loophole is very funny if DeSean Watson commits egregious acts on the field Given his fines and his penalties that he's drawn because he had two personal foul Yeah, I think it was two personal fouls on Monday night against the Steelers for face masks and shit If he just continues to act a fool on the field, they can then cut him for a gregis-on-field behavior. Yeah.

And not have to pay anything. Yeah. Which is, it would be so funny if that actually happened. And I have no idea if Floreo is correct about it or not, but usually when it comes to the legal minutiae and the fantasy of factory stuff that he builds up in his head, it could be, it could be accurate. I would just like to see a team try to do it. It's perfectly flurry.

Yeah. Yeah. He trips more people if he pokes someone in the eye. You think the Patriots can move on from Mac Jones for grabbing someone's penis? He did grab a penis today, Hank. No, he did grab a penis. Actually, the brown should trade from Mac Jones

to have him just be the backup quarterback for DeShawn be on staff as the penis grab. He's the rapper, yeah. Yeah, that's smart. Kill two birds of one stone. him just be the backup quarterback for Deshaun beyond staff as as the penis grabber. Yeah. Yeah. That's smart. Kill two birds one stone. Uh, yeah. The Browns, uh, Deshaun played well.

That was hilarious. The ref missing a Mari Cooper, uh, calling about a bounce. It was right in front of all time bad call. Also for the Browns, uh, something to be excited about because I know that last Monday was pretty much a disaster, disaster scenario for you with Nick Chubb and the way he lost his dealers. The Browns have the best defense since 1999. They have given up 491 yards on defense through three games. The last time a team gave up under 500 yards through three games was the 1999 box.

The Browns defense is fucking awesome. Yeah, they're really good. And Miles Garrett is terrifying. He's more, he's scarier before the snap than he is after the snap. Yeah. So you remember that clip that went viral of him doing the crossover. Yeah. It was just like crossing up the opposing center and then just dancing around him before one play against the Titans today. The Titans had two of their tight ends that were assigned to just both of them double team miles Garrett. Wherever he is, you go to that side, you double team him. Miles Garrett knew that and started pacing back and forth, going from one side to the other. And

every time he did that, the Titans Titans had to loop around, go to that side of the play. He did it so many times back and forth that they took a delay a game for it. They couldn't get the snap off because they kept having to move their guys to block Miles Garrett. He's, yeah, he's absolute freak and Ryan Tadayles stinks again. Yeah, stinks. Well, let's give him, let's give him some time, big cat. 13 for 25 for 104 yards.

That's, that's, he needed a pick. He's in the one of the interception. He's still a young man. Stash rose in stat line. He's a young man learning the game of football. You gotta give him time in the system to figure it all out. Remember, he played wide receiver in college, pick cat. Yeah, so you gotta give him time to evolve as a quarterback.

And if you just give him enough years, I think he'll be good. Give him a three-year extension. Yeah, and bet on the future on this young man. I have an update on Nick Chubb. Okay. Nick Chubb did not tear his ACL. Oh.

Nick Chubb did not tear his PCL., Nick Chubb did not tear his PCL Nick Chubb only suffered a torn MCL. Oh, that's good. How crazy is that? How is it possible that a man's knee can bend like that? Wait, so what is his MCL? What how long does that take like six months? I saw six to eight months. Oh, that's not bad and I mean with modern medicine Who knows dear antler Deer antler spray. Deer antler spray injected. Go over to Italy and get the. Ray Lewis's house.

Get the shit injected into the PRP. Hang out Lance Armstrong for a while. I have a sad thought that I wanted to throw out there. Is dare canary getting close to the cliff? Well, I know what you're saying, because I saw, I saw the stat lines from this game across the board for the Titans. It looked like on the cliff. Well, I know what you're saying, because I saw I saw the stat lines from this game across the board for the Titans. It looked like on the statute. It looked like they played one half of football. Yeah. So I asked this because he's going to be 30 in January. He has had an incredible career. I also now this might be a confirmation bias, but I searched, I Google searched, how many carries until a

running back falls off the clip. And someone wrote this detailed article with all these advanced stats and it basically is 1800 carries is the cliff. And once you hit 1800 carries, all of your numbers take a sharp decline, like 25% the next year. Derek Henry, I think today was his 1800, 100th carry. So it bums me out to even say this, but pardon me, thinks that it might be happening

and it sucks that it might be happening because I love watching Derek Henry play football, but again, he's 30 years old. Like it's not, it shouldn't be shocking that this discussion might start happening. I'm hoping that we have one more tractor seed O season in us. But it feels like we might be getting to the cliff for Derek Henry. I just, he didn't have the same pop. I just want to watch him stiff arm people for the next 10 years. I know. Is that too much to ask? Even if he's bad at running back, just giving

the ball and let, send him directly at the smallest defensive player on the field, let him stiff arm one guy into the ground, and then I'll be happy. It's probably gonna happen, and if you're Derek Henry, it's probably getting tired of having to carry the ball so much and run into people and have your team not really do anything.

Yeah, you're probably just tired. Yeah, you're probably one of the most tired people in America. I would say so. Yeah, you're probably just tired. Yeah, you're probably one of the most tired people in America. I would say so. Yeah, he and Sleepy Joe. So always. Yeah. Yeah. But yeah, I I hate that I have to even bring it up, but I feel like the cliff might be here. I'm gonna, I'm gonna withhold judgment until we get into November. November 10th, I will revisit that take and I will agree or I will concur or dismiss it because that's when track or seedle season starts late October and I'm still I'm hopeful that he can still

run people over. Let me see. So he had 11 carries for 20 yards. I also think it might be the tightness might be thinking we have to start preparing for a derrick Henry list tight. Oh, well, the question to be asked is it was Taylor Luan, the secret to Derek Henry's success all along. I think he probably was. So right now he went 25 for 80, 15 for 63 and 11 for 20. Not great. No, he's just getting revved up. Takes a while for trackers start. He's just getting himself ready. Okay. Afternoon games only had three Seahawks 37 Panthers 27 Seahawks win this game. I though walked away being like Andy Dalton can still play. I think he had over 300 yards.

Yeah, look good. He even had a red rifle on the broadcast. His hair has gotten redder. Yeah. Yeah. So in Kenneth Walker looks like he's ready to go. Like he was running all over the place. So I'm happy in Kenneth Walker looks like he's ready to go like he was running all over the place. So I'm I'm happy for Kenneth Walker. I'm happy for Andy. Don't at one point during this game.

Geno Smith made a throw across his body that kind of flooded in the air and I think DK caught it. The announcer said and Geno Smith has just ridiculous arm talent. Do you think Geno Smith? Does is he a guy that you would say has ridiculous arm talent? Arm talents is not the right word. He does throw a great catchable. He throws a good spiral. And he has good, like he puts it in great places. I think he's got tremendous wrist talent.

Yeah. I think the wrist is really what makes the ball so catchable. He also threw a two point conversion that was the longest two point conversion ever. And it was classic locket, right? It was like he just drifts back, throws up in the air, lockets down there somewhere and he catches it. Also shut out Seattle fans, they're back. Eight full starts.

Yeah, do you see the Seahulk? Yeah. The Seahulk is one of my favorite super fans. He's the dude in Seattle that dresses up like the incredible Hulk. And he like paints a six pack on himself, but you can tell he's legit got a six pack underneath the painted on six pack He's rocks a hard hat and just screams at the top of his lungs. Yeah, the 12s are out 12s are out 12s are out big time 12s are out see Hawks feel like they're rolling a little bit

I know that week one was tough for them, but two good wins I the panthers were live in this game And I think it was because of Andy Dalton like I again, I'm taking the long term approach for Bryce Young, but Andy Dalton is better than Bryce Young right now. Yeah. Like that's just a fact. They were moving the ball better than they had the first two weeks of season. Yeah.

And Swaggy Pete Carroll was back too. He was loving it today. He was loving the 12. He was just waving his hands all over. But I've never seen a more mismatched energy between two coaches than Pete Carroll, who was trutting down the sidelines, like the old Robert Barron, Pete Carroll, Giff that goes around.

He was feeling himself, and then you look at Frank Reich on the other side of the field and Frank Reich is never a guy that you're gonna be like, oh, well, that guy's got a lot of emotion. But today, he looked dead. He looked like he was a dead man on the side. He looked like a librarian that was gonna have to shut down his librarian two weeks

and didn't want to tell anybody about it. He was just staring straight ahead looking somber the entire time, even when they were in the game. I guess players like playing for him if you're a Frank Wright guy. Yeah. I guess he's a very smart football coach. He's like a very even-guile guy. But he just looks like a dead person on the side. Yeah, he did.

He did. And the sea ox look the exact opposite. Okay, before we do the last two games, let's do our last or one of our last ads. Yeah, part of my take is sponsored by BetterHelp. Do you ever find that just as you're trying to fall asleep, your brain suddenly won't stop talking to your thoughts start racing right before bed or at other in opportune moments? Well, it turns out one great way to make those racing thoughts go away is to talk them through. Therapy gives you a place to do that so you can get all of your negative thought cycles and find some mental and emotional peace. If you're thinking of starting therapy,

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Okay, second and last game. Cardinals 28, Cowboys 16. This was a shocker. We've been waiting all season to get our first DAC interception. Boy, did we get one? We got one. We got a great DACac Interception today. A great one.

And guess what? A couple of three guys that would have picked that off if the linebacker didn't get it. Can the Cowboys not play from behind? I don't know, I don't know, because that was the first time they had to and they failed that test. Yeah, this is so Cowboys too, because like, I mean, we first two weeks, they look like the most dominant team.

And then to 12 and a half point favorites to the Cardinals who are somewhere in between tanking and who knows what's going on. Josh Dobbs who signed with them in August, like they just ran the ball down their throats. Oh, let's write them off. I've been waiting to write them off. Hank, I really have. As a Cowboys fan, pretty tough loss. No.

Panic button, Hank. No. Why not? Okay. Well, they got to get right game coming up. I mean, they did. It was... Cardinals defects, by the way. Would I tell you? Yeah. Cardinals, they're for real. Dude, the Cardinals' offensive line is what I'm shocked by.

They ran the ball down the Giants throat for three quarters. They ran the ball down the Cowboys throat. The Cowboys have a great defense and they just absolutely like obliterated them in terms of running the ball. So they also gave their coach a gatorade bath after the game. I would have said something. John the Gannon deserves a semi apology. I think he's still a weird dude, but that was an impressive win. He did have a pew, pew shots explosives played to more. Yeah. He told you he was going to do that. We all saw it. Yeah. He's finally taken the shots. I still think I still have no faith in him as a head coach.

He's just a weird guy. He's a weird guy, but the defense has got a lot of people weird guys. He's not the worst coach in the NFL. That ain't your solution. True, true. Definitely the worst. I was gonna say it's too soon to say that about Sean Payton. Yeah, yeah, Sean Payton is in the running right now.

We'll find out next week. There should be an opposite of coach of the year. Yeah, worst coach of the year. Worst coach of the year. Yeah, yeah, give him like a $5 million opposite of coach of the year. Yeah. Yeah. Worst coach of the year. Worst coach of the year. Yeah. Uh, yeah. Give them like a $5 million bonus because they probably got fired. Yeah. But yeah. The Cardinals, the Cardinals, Cardinals have been in every game they've played. They're, they are very frisky on defense. I'm telling you, they love to hit.

Like, do you think there's a Cardinals fans sitting around being like, we should be three and out? You probably, they could have been probably. Yeah. Yeah. I was impressed by the Cardinals. So who they lose to last week? Oh, they lost the Giants. Yeah. Yeah. They could have been probably yeah. Yeah, I was impressed by the card. So who they lose to last week Oh, they lost the Giants. Yeah, yeah, they could have won that game for sure. Josh dobs does look good too Like at times when he runs with the ball. It's like all right. This guy this guy's got a little spunk to him Josh dobs looks good Rundale more look good James Connor looks good like the Cardinals have something going Do you think that we've seen our last game of Kyler Murray in an Arizona Cardinals uniform?

I think it depends on how many games they win this year. Yeah, honestly. Like if they win a few games, which I think they absolutely could, and they aren't, you know, top three pick, yeah, I think Kyler Murray would still be their quarterback. I think so too. What uniform do you think he'd look the smallest in?

The Vikings Purple? Vikings Purple would be, yeah. Vikings purple would look. He would look like a little like Russian nesting doll. If he was a patriot, we're in the Pat the Patriot helmet with the red jersey. He looked pretty small now. He would look adorable.

He would look pretty small. Yeah, the doll was just so cute. What else would he look small? The giants, that'd be very funny if he was a giant. Oh yeah, that would be, I think he looked pretty small in the Browns uniform as well Yeah, oh the red helmet. Yeah, I got orange helmet. Yeah

Chargers he looked in the powder blue he'd look fast in the chart. He's look fast, but he looks small He looked like a little looks like a looks pixie guy Fun to scotch. Yeah, yeah, but the Cardinals they won. Oh, Niners. He looked tiny in a Form he was he probably look small and pretty much I think it Texans I think he'd look he looked bigger in Texans because it's like matching blue blue Yeah, I'm trying to think what he would look big in I think he might look big in a jaguars uniform Yeah, bucks Panthers Panther Small yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't bucks small. Are they red? Yeah. Yeah, I don't know.

Lions, you might look average size. Yeah, average size. Packer, small, small, that's small. For sure. Bear, how do you think, see, look, he looked decently size in a bear's, yeah, he would, Saints, he would look,

eh, I think he'd look okay in a Saints uniform. Yeah. That's great, the all white ones. Yeah, you look at in that. Yeah, memes, make a make a tier list for us. And have it have it be just tiny Kyler's. He can't block us again. No, no, he already blocked. What's he gonna do? Block us again? Don't think so. Cardinals uniform. He looked tiny in that. I do think the Cowboys have to figure out what they are though on offense because the first two games they obviously were so far ahead that they did the complimentary football ground and pound, you know, don't make mistakes. the complimentary football ground-to-pound, you know, don't make mistakes.

This game, like, they didn't throw deep, it felt like at all. And they were still trying to play complimentary football from behind. So, Mike McCarthy, I think Mike McCarthy's a guy who every couple of weeks, like, if they win a couple games, he's like, I figured this thing out. Like, I have cracked the code, we'll never lose again. And then he gets

in a game like this where he's down. It's like, dude, you have CD lamb like throw it fucking deep. Run run some routes for CD lamb. You don't have to run the ball 30 times. Just just just DAC is a good quarterback. I don't think he is, but he is objectively a good court. Other people say that he's a good quarterback. Exactly. Exactly. I'm willing to admit that. He's supposed to be a good quarterback. Right. That's what I love when you just say,

like we're supposed to be good. Or he's, I thought he's supposed to be an awesome quarterback. It's like, yeah, well, like, there are a lot of people that like, but a lot of people that love to feast on the Cowboys, you know, demise whenever they do something bad. They think that he sucks like us. Right now we are right.

It is funny when Cowboys fans get mad being like, you why don't you like the Cowboys? Do you know, maybe if we were 10 years younger, we wouldn't have a feeling about the Cowboys, but if you're a child of the 90s, you don't like the Cowboys. It's just a fact. Well, you either hate them or you love them.

Or you love them. Yeah, right, right. Because your parents were like, okay, we're not gonna teach them how to be a football fan. We're just glad that they have an interest So we have whatever team you want to root for right exactly for my question is How do you think trade lance deep down in his heart felt about this game? Mm-hmm I think you felt pretty good about this. Yeah, you probably did. I think he's secretly wishing for more games Let's see some trade lance see what he's got

Okay last game. I got the rowback question, RHO BACK.com promo code take rowback.com joggers, QZips, Polos, hoodies, shorts, everything. rowback.com promo code take, go right now to rowback.com, the most comfortable clothes in the world. I wear them nonstop. I guess it's, I know the answer to the question, but I'd like to hear from you guys. Oh, the 2023 Chicago Bears are the worst team in the NFL. I think so, yes.

I don't know. I don't know just yet. Yes, we'll find out next week. Yeah, we're gonna find out. Okay. I'd say that they're in the conversation. Chiefs 41 Bears 10. Also the Jets didn't pull out that miracle week one.

Yeah. True. But they did. Chiefs 41 bears 10. This game was never a game. Uh, again, I, I, I said it earlier, but like you saw week one, I was very depressed week two. I was angry.

Now it's, I'm, I'm apathy zone because they are bad. They are bad watch. They are soft team. Matt Eberfluss is the worst coach in the NFL. I actually want Matt Eberfluss to keep his job because I want it's so sad that in September, I'm already thinking draft. Like I actually think today was a win because the bears lost the pants are lost and the cardinals won.

Like why not just go O and 17 and reset everything with with KL Williams. Yeah. They're bad. They're so bad. They're very bad. I think that he should be forced to coach the rest of the season as punishment just because you can't you can't fuck this up and then turn over to somebody else.

Right. You got to you got to sleep in the bed that you made. He's supposed to be a defensive head coach and the defense is soft as shit. Like they are soft as baby shit. Well, the the nice thing is you guys weren't the worst team today. You didn't have the worst loss today. It was trending that way. If the if the you guys had kept in their starters.

You had the worst half today. Yeah. Of any team. Yeah. But you did not have the worst loss overall. And I feel like that's kind of a win, given that what the rest of your week was like, your week was worse than your weekend. As bad as your Sunday was,

your Monday through Friday was worse. One the fourth quarter. One the fourth quarter. Also 10, 10 nothing, 10 nothing, big talk. That offense started to flip. That extrapolates to a 40 nothing win. Defense was buzzing.

Turning, we turned over the Kansas City chief's quarterback twice in the second half and you might have injured him too. Well, I was talking about the other one. Oh, the other. Yeah, I said this online, but the bears are so bad. They are invite your new girlfriend to the game because you know, you're going to look awesome. Bad Taylor Swift at the game was the story Travis Kelsey was like, Hey, I want like you know what the fastest way to meet for me to get a blowjob tonight is score a touchdown and put up fucking 40 on the on the bears. Yeah, that's bad to be at that point as a franchise where it's like, okay, this is the one game that you want your girlfriend to watch you

play. And she was in Donna Kelsey's box, cussing up a storm, yes to her. I don't know how that is, like if that's the first time meeting her, you meet your boyfriend's mom, and the next thing, you know, you're just like dropping F-bombs left and right in her ear. Not a good look, not a good look from Miss Taylor.

It's also crazy, this is obviously we're a football podcast, not a Taylor Swift podcast, but I saw, and I take a lot of what I know about Taylor Swift through our great I saw and I take a lot of what I know about Taylor Swift through our great colleague Kelly Keogs. Swifties, I think are acting like Taylor Swift is above Travis Kelsey. I don't think they like this relationship.

Travis Kelsey is the second best candidate of all time. What are we talking about? This dude is incredible at football. Taylor doesn't do second best big cat. So then Gronk. He's a fuck Gronk. Yeah. I guarantee you if Gronk meets Taylor Swift,

it's on. Sorry, Travis. It's on. It's on. It's on. It's on. Procreate have like the best volleyball player of all time as an offspray.

But Taylor Swifties are offended. I'm offended. Can I tell you? As a football fan, we're having an off. Can I tell you why I think they're offended because they're perpetually offended because nobody is good enough for sure. And also, I think secretly Taylor Swift's own fan base

is sabotaging her happiness. I think they don't want to see her happy. They don't let her live. They don't let her live. They don't want to see, and here's what, they don't want to see in her good relationship because then what is she going to sing about? True.

They already pay her a billion dollars a year. They've got to stop in a box. And then what are they, they're going to give her a billion dollars and then she's going to get on stage and sing to them about how great her life is and how, how great her relationships are. And meanwhile, every poor swifty that's been broken up with in the last year is in the crowd watching her like, I can't relate to her at all.

You're right. Swifty's, they want her to fail. They want, Swifties want Taylor to be happy on their own terms. Yeah, they don't want Taylor Swift to find genuine happiness. They want her to be happy because she's found empowerment after a disastrous breakup. That's all alone.

I think Trent's Kelsey's a catch. The dude is good looking. Scores a ton of touchdowns. Superboy champions that are tuning in right now. Two time. Touchdowns are important in this game. catch the dude is good looking scores a ton of touchdowns. Super bokeh. And he's swiftees that are tuning in right now. Two time touchdowns are important in this game. They are. So maybe that's what we got to do. We got to teach swifties about football and then they'll be like, Oh, Travis Kelsey, we should make all

swifties join a fantasy league. And they'll see the Travis Kelsey gets drafted like in the first couple of rounds and they'll realize, Oh, this guy's fucking good. If swifties become die hard NFL fans though, they will be able to find dirt on Roger Gidell that we previously have not heard about. They will find, like, if Travis Kelsey gets to spin they'll link up with Dan Snyder.

If Travis Kelsey gets like flagged for a bullshit call this year, Swifties will go deep into the Roger Gidell backstory. They'll discover the chair that he sat in on draft night. They'll go through all of it. And they will come up with some shit that will get him fired as being commissioner. Yeah. I guarantee you. That's yeah. So Hank, yeah, you should, yeah, you should form an alliance. We want to start the narrative that the NFL doesn't want to see Travis succeed. Either way,

also Travis is a podcaster and they have a history of digging up bad stuff that Taylor Swift's boyfriend said on podcasts. That's true. Just pointing that out. That's true. Shout out. Taylor Swift's boyfriend, some set up on podcasts. That's true. Just pointing that out. That's true. Shout out to Captain. I have one last question about this game as a fan, how early am I allowed to root for draft picks?

Is it truly? All right, so but it doesn't feel too early. You got to be clear about it because you can't root for the Bears to lose. You have to root for, you have to make it very clear that it's a draft pick that you're rooting for. Yeah, because I, you have to at least pretend, you have to be happy if the bears win. That's the thing. You can be, you can be content if they lose and rationalize it by being like, well,

that's good for the draft status. But if you win a game that you're not supposed to win, you have to be happy about that. Because I've obviously been in this spot before because the bears have been bad many times before. But this is very early to have the thoughts creep in my been bad many times before, but this is very early to have the thoughts creeping my head where I'm like, what'd it be bad if we just lost every game? I don't know.

I think that I'll just revert to what how I was dealing with it last year where it's like all week. I'm rooting for a draft pick. The minute the game starts, like, yeah, I want the Bears to win. Like I don't, I don't want the Bears to lose the Broncos. I, because that would be embarrassing. Like it's already been embarrassing enough. This will be even more embarrassment to team that just lost 70 to 20. But if they do lose the Broncos, I'm like, not the worst. Yeah, you have to root for your team ones on it. It's, it's, but the fact that I'm even having these thoughts in September, September 25th, never has a

season spiral this far out of control this quickly. And Mount Eber Fluss is a bad coach. 13 straight losses. You know, on defense, the offense was bad. That would be depressing enough, but the fact that he's a defensive guy and you guys don't look like you want to tackle it all. That's tough. It's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, this was a do you have any pride game? It's also sucks to have to do it. Like we just, I feel like we just got rid of Matt Nagy and now we got to go right back to it And then neggy had to beat the shit out of you to shit out of us They beat the shit out it was they were they were pulling out the like double pass back throw down feel to the tight end play in the first quarter

If you that was that was Matt naggy being like that's my fingerprint on this game I think if you had told the chiefs before the game That's my fingerprint on this game. I think if you had told the chiefs before the game, there's a bomb underneath the stadium. And if you don't win 100 to nothing, then we're going to detonate the bomb. They would have won 100 to nothing. I really do think that if they had kept on trying the entire game, they could have won 100 to nothing. That's how bad the bears are. This was Negi's Super Bowl that he prepared for.

Man, really bad team, really, really bad team. Biggie's Super Bowl that he prepared for. Man. Really bad team, really, really bad team. Okay, let's do Steelers Raiders, okay, Steelers win a tight one in the end. And the biggest story coming out of this is Josh McDaniels is a fucking moron. As always, I was gonna say the biggest news coming out of this was a tidbit I didn't know going into it. Can he pick it and never throw him for two touchdown passes in his career until now. And he did. He had a great

kit. Matt Canada, all he needed was a promotion. That's right. So the report came out from Jordan Schultz that the the Steelers were actually promoting Matt Canada to a more prominent role and he will work more directly with Kenny Pickett and will remain the play collar in office. So the problem was there wasn't enough Matt Canada. Yeah. Now they're doubling down on it. More Matt Canada. So the reason why I say Josh Minnell is an idiot in full disclosure, we give, we give Matt LaFour a bunch of shit for it all the time. He did the Matt Luflor down a Fourth and four at the eight yard line and he kicked a field goal. You need a touchdown, dude

What are you doing and then they never get they got the ball back with 10 seconds left ends up in an interception Are the Steelers back so the Steelers are in fact in first place in the AFC North how about that? They're point to Fr point differential is not that great. But what is it? I think technically, I'll have to do the math because they haven't updated the point differential on Google. I guess we can do it right now,

but that's too much math to do. Let's just say that I think I would- Plus five for whatever it is now. It's plus five from whatever it is now. Okay, so that would- So that would five. Let's see, AFC North standings. It was- It'll be minus 14 to

52 beforehand. And then the Browns have a significantly better. They actually have scored way more points than their opponents. And so the Ravens. But I think technically the Steelers are in first place. So good job Steelers.

Good job Steelers. Yeah. They mean, that was a good win. That their defense is, uh, for real. And can you pick it being able toers. Yeah, they mean that was a good win that their defense is For real and Kenny picket being able to I mean they had what for active Why do you see for tonight so they were they were they didn't have a ton of guys and They go to Vegas win a big game Kenny picket throws his two touchdowns Calvin Austin who Jersey Jerry has been telling us He's the fastest guy. It was actually a very Jersey Jerry moment He's like Calvin Austin is the fastest guy in the NFL summer saying he's faster than Tyree kill We're like, oh is that you he's like yeah, they didn't time him right at the combine and

He's like look up the video PFT pulls up the video. It's just Jersey Jerry ranting at the TV about how they didn't time It's from like a ghost account. Jersey Jerry's put out misinformation out there, because at the NFL combine on the TV version of it, it doesn't stop right when he crosses the finish line. The clock goes on for another like 0.3 seconds. But then they obviously don't use the version that they use on TV. The scouts have the electronic timing.

They adjust the timing at the end. So Jersey Jerry is saying that Calvin Austin is not only the fastest human in the NFL, the fastest human ever to exist. Calvin Austin. He ran a 4.03 40 yard dash. Yeah. He is very fast. He is very fast. He takes the top off the defense. I love the Steelers fans that go out to Vegas. They're having the best time ever. They all packed their best Steelers uniform. They packed their Steelers dresses. I saw one guy wearing like a Steelers full piece suit with like five pieces on it. Yeah, they showed up. They showed up in Vegas. It was cool. Yeah. So,

and Mark Davis looks swaggy as hell. Oh, yeah. Always. I think he pick it might have a mullet now. We need to we need to check out the full lettuce on that. I think he might be mullet it out. Yeah, he might be him and Brooks. Yeah. Oh, Brooks. We need to talk about it. Oh, oh, memes is sad. Memes got a haircut today. He tried to get a mullet and he couldn't. It didn't take what happened. It means. Told her I want to mullet. She didn't really speak English. So she just said, okay. And then five minutes into it, she took a buzzer to the back of my head. What language did she speak?

Ah, she spoke Spanish. I also showed her a picture. And she was like, oh, okay. And then that was it. She showed her picture of Brooks. I showed her one of that. And then the other guy, who's it? Sam Burns.

Cam Smith. No, Sam Burns. Cam Smith, no. Cam's a mullet. Cam Young. Cam Smith has a mull Burns. Cam Smith. No, cams of a mullet. Cam young. Tam Smith has a mullet. Cam Smith does. Yeah. Does he? Would you say that's a mullet? I think so. Yeah, might be mullet. I'm sorry. That's brutal to go in expecting a mullet not getting one. You should go to sports clips. They would never make

that mistake. Never. They would never make that mistake. Never make that mistake. Uh, or the, the Raiders are not good. So that means the Broncos are really, really, very bad. Yeah. So now, I say the Raiders are ass. Yeah. So now the Bears Broncos game is really, uh, who is the worst in the NFL? Yeah. It is the, who is the worst pull? Because the Vikings are, are the Vikings, you know, the Panthers and the Vikings are the worst bowl. Mm-hmm. Because the Vikings are, are the Vikings, you know, no, the Panthers and the Vikings are the other own three teams. I think the Vikings aren't that bad. No, I think they're just, they're regressing.

I guess the Bengals too have to win a game. They're technically undefeated. Yeah. The Bengals aren't bad either. So it really is Broncos bears Panthers. Yep. Raiders. You're still in the conversation.

No, I think we are the worst team, but that's fine. Yeah, good win for the Steelers. There is a hilarious play, actually two very funny plays that happened in this game. One is Patrick Peterson trying to play defense on a ball that had already gone over his head like a full second before. As Devonte Adams is rolling into the end zone, Peterson jumps up in the air try to intercept the ball I don't know what he was watching that was very funny the second was George Pickens attempted block that he had Yes downfield wait just back like I actually do think that George Pickens is a little bit insane and he threw his body into a block

Like he thought he was an anime character. Yeah, that could just like jump through someone just freaked out He looked like a dog on a leash trying to jump up and bite it and just got absolutely ran over on it. It was very, it was a very funny attempted block on his part. He also, they just showed a highlight of Jimmy Garoppolo doing a point and then an interception. They should make it a rule that if you point

and you score a touchdown, it should be extra point and if you throw an interception, it should be minus point. Yeah. You can't point and throw a pick. Yeah. He would be a great quarterback if that were the case. Yeah, yeah, the point. The point has to point throws awesome because you get all excited about it. Yeah, go shit. Call it a shot open. But yeah, Josh, you know, real dumb guy, real dumb guy. I still don't really understand. He had all three timeouts. So what's the if you, if you don't get the four down, then you just, you're in the same spot where you

need to stop, right? Yep. Yep. So makes no sense. What's so I've got a, I've got a conspiracy. Hank, you might say that this is like a floriotaic, but let me know what you think about it, because it involves your patriots. Mark Davis, we all know that he's probably not going to be able to afford the inheritance inheritance tax on the Raiders when it comes time to pay that bill Do you think that he hired Josh McDaniels as the head coach to get Tom Brady Involved in the ownership group so that Tom Brady could then contribute to the tax bill

When the time comes so he gets retain The last biggest Raiders in his own name. I don't think Daniels had to be part of that equation. I think Brady wanted in on ownership. Maybe Brady demands. Regardless of who the coach was. Maybe Brady demanded it. He said, you hire this guy and then I will, maybe maybe McDaniels has all the dirt on Tom Brady.

So Tom Brady told Mark Davis, hire McDaniels, keep him happy, pay him as a favor to me, and then I'll help you out with the tax bill. Ooh, what about this? Maybe Brady Belichack feud was so real that Brady bought the, bought in on the Raiders to eventually buy the Raiders and then hire Steve Belichack to try to win seven Super Balls and be like, Brady Belichack Raiders was actually the dynasty.

That'd be sick. Not sick, but like kind of sick. Sick in a good way or bad way. Both. Yeah. Would you refer the Raiders? Brady was like, He'd have to a little.

For a little Brady Bela check. Yeah, well, I can't say no. I can't say no. They're pretty much become the Patriots. Yeah. Yeah. And then Tom Brady's son plays quarterback for the Raiders. Yeah.

So it's a Brady sandwich with the Bella check filling. Yeah. Think about that, egg. I might be stupid enough to be onto something with this. Yeah, I think you're right. You can stop before. It's also late. So yeah, to be honest, you're just upset that you didn't get your stupid lighthouse facts

out. Wednesday. Yeah, but they are facts. It's, you know what? It's going to be lighthouse Wednesday in part of my take. Yes, it's Wednesday. All right. Why are you sign like that?

You brought it up. Yeah. It's your thing. You wanted to do it right now. You'd love to be talking about that fucking lighthouse. That's all you want to talk about. You remember what Hank? Man for the rest of the show.

Hank, remember when I asked you if you would fuck the lighthouse and you said, I don't know, I'm not sure if it would fit. Thinking back on it, I was asking you if you wanted to like sit on it. Like, no, fuck the lighthouse. Like you grind up against it. You thought I didn't know what I let the light fit inside it. When I let the lighthouse go up my ass. No, you thought you used sitting on the lighthouse.

That's a bonk on your part. No, it's a bonk on your part. I didn't know if I could fit inside of it. No, you said you didn't think that the lighthouse would fit inside you. I didn't know if it would fit. That's a different question. That's what you I say? What did I say you said? I don't know if it would fit Correct it referring to me. No, you're liar. Okay

I'm not just you just choose your own adventure, but that's fine Got a couple tweets. I say it is should we do I didn't tweet I'm saying this to you with my words. No, it's you didn't think it in real time You saw other people say it to me, and then you're just recording those takes. No, I didn't because I didn't think of it at the time. Exactly. But I wanted to be quick.

Be quick. One time. I wanted to do one time in your life. Okay, all right, all right. All right, well, let's go to, let's see what our overly direct takes. All right, let's move into our overly direct take, presented by Direct TV. Direct TV is the ultimate destination for pro football.

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and we go O and 17. Ooh! I think the Bears might have the first and second pick in the draft. That would be nice. That's my overly direct take. I think that the New York Jets should answer the phone when Carson Wins calls them, because apparently Carson Wins has proactively reached out to the Jets this season. I think you should heed that call, Memes. I think that I've reached the point where

Zach Wilson is such ass. Ass. That Carson Wins, although ass himself, is a significantly smaller ass than Zach Wilson is such ass. As that Carson wins. Although as himself is a significantly smaller ass than Zach Wilson. I also have a direct take, overly direct take. I think Russell Wilson will get benched this year. Oh, I like that. Mm-hmm. I do. I do. Champagne has no allegiance to him.

No. I don't know when they can get out of his contract. I'll look it up. Jake and Max give us an overly direct take. My overly direct take is that if two of tongue of our lowest stays healthy, the dolphins are guaranteed a spot in the AFC champion. Oh, guaranteed.

Middle name. Two of them. Oh, Donnie. Yeah, Donnie. Guaranteed Jake. Yeah, you dropped a hard G. If he stays healthy, fully healthy, if he doesn't miss any games.

Last year, they were probably in the same swap before you got her Guaranteed Jake What are you gonna do if that's not true? You can't just issue a guarantee without backing it up Ray Allen tweet. No, Ray Allen. No, Ray Allen tweet. Uh Russell Wilson can't get out of the kit That first potential out is 2026 now obviously that can I mean contracts are a joke in the NFL So maybe that changes but first potential out 2026 with ray Alan treat with the no Judge one of memes never Russell Wilson you want Russell Wilson?

Shot pain probably bears will probably get Russell Wilson be like this is the guy probably give him up for like a Fifth round pick at this point and when I say this is the guy, I mean, I'll say this also last week. My overly direct take was the Cardinals would win five games. Doesn't look so crazy now. Oh, Jake. Nice. Matt's what you're overly direct take. Not NFL, but Penn State will be going to the college football. Oh, nice. Yeah, you beat up on Iowa. I know we're going to talk college football on Wednesday. But I mean, I was right. The haters were out for Deon. I told you guys the haters were ready for it. Ready for it. I think most, most people weren't

hating on it. I think people were, if you're a college football fan, you kind of expected this to happen. Yeah, but the casual 23 point on, but the hate was, there was a lot of hate. People don't like Deon. I understand it. I think most people do though. I don't know man. I think I think some people don't like the fact that people thought nubes to the sport thought that Dion was going to go like undefeated the season. Yeah, which is crazy. That is crazy. I bet Oregon. Yeah. And we did say on this show that he is going to go undefeated, but that was strictly because we just didn't want Deont to cloud on us after everyone. Yeah.

All right. Let's see who's back of the week and the show. Who's back of the week? Hank. My who's back of the week is cinema. Oh, okay. Go on. Okay.

Oh, killers of the flower moon. No, that movie, I'll watch it because it's Scorsese and Leo, but it's not like popping off with the trailer. It's like three and a half hours. It's like three and a half hours. Yeah, I don't watch that trailer. I'm like, I need to see this. Yeah. You know, but I will.

But the WGA and AMPTP have reached an agreement. The strike is over. Oh, it's over. We're back. All right. Are you breaking news? To me, well, it broke right before we started recording. Wow.

All right. I didn't think it was like breaking moves worthy because football, but. Right. Yeah., but now we so how bad are the shows gonna be for a while? I think it's like a year and a half lag time like figure get really bad We're gonna get all the reality TV you can handle in like a year and a half That's not the worst I like reality TV. DFL scripts about to be popping though. Yeah, I mean they got they got Taylor That's it's out of coincidence Taylor goes to a game the day the writers are back. The the footage of Taylor and Travis walking out after the game was very funny because they were doing the awkward

middle school walk next to each other where it's like we should be holding each other's hands, but their hands were like green line to away from each other. Yeah. Like they were afraid to be seen in public holding hands. Yeah. What if it's just a fake relationship? Oh, man. With this like a Tom dooped. What if she's a beard? Believe in love. Okay. Believe in love. Uh, okay. PFT year. Who's back? My who's back to the week is Lou Holtz. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Lou Holtz is back big time. Uh, Ryan Day after the game against Notre Dame just cut a WWE promo being like, I want to know where Lou Holtz is right now. And it was like 1 a.m. Lou Holtz is asleep. He's been asleep

since six after he had dinner at Golden Corral. And he's just waking up in the morning, probably like 4 a.m. for his D time, reading the news people like, what's this? What's this? I say it about me. And it was, uh, I was in my homes, the whole. Yeah, they're all variation. You want me to make it greenian loo holds my wife woke me up this horn And it was it was very funny to see Ryan day get so pissed off at an 86 year old man It made me uncomfortable. Yeah, it was Ryan days not that guy like he I did not think he had that in him I hope he ramps it up. I hope he I hope he dedicates every game this season to beating the shit out of teams just to rub it in Lou Holt's old, wrinkly face. Also very funny Ryan Day being like, we've had one bad half in two years. Yeah. I guess

if that's how you want to talk about the two times you lost the Michigan gym harboss stuck his dip down your throat. Yeah. One bad half. That's fine. Well, it was in the snow that one that one time big. That's bad weather in two years. Yeah, that was a great game. We're going to have Andy Staples in studio on Tuesday. So we'll talk all college football. But yeah, I just love the fact that that Ryan Day was walking around all day. Yeah, thinking about Lou Holtz talking shit about his old man, this son of a bitch. It's the best. College football is the best. It's the weirdest sport. Like he was, he actually was doing, he was thinking about Lou Holtz on the sideline during that game. Yeah, this motherfucker is trying to fall asleep at night. Lou Holtz is just dancing around in his head. Yeah, called us off. My who's

back is the Oakland A's being a dumpster fire of an organization. Fuck John Fisher. Sell the team to someone who keeps the team in Oakland. You piece of shit. The Oakland A's gave Miguel Cabrera Going away present because he's retiring. They gave him a $90 bottle of wine, which is a cheap terrible gift Miguel Cabrera also is recovering alcoholic. Yeah, so The Oakland A's are the biggest clown show. There was no way for them to know that. We didn't know that about Mickey. Unreal that they did that. Unfuckin' real. It's very, it's funny in like a sick way. Yeah. I don't think it was intentional. It'd be funny if it was intentional.

If they're that like, if they're that classless and they knew it about them and they gave them a bottle of wine, that would be funny in terms of just like how bizarre it is. Yes, but it's probably just the fact that they didn't have a gift for them. Like, oh, yeah, he's retiring. Let's just send our intern out to the store. Here's the credit card. Make it nice, but not too nice. Yeah, please don't don't spend too much money on this. $90 bottle of wine. Jake, you're who's back.

My who's back is second place. Oh, unfortunately, it was a big second place weekend. The theme continues for this podcast. Archer's over Water Dogs PLL Championship. And Orlando Squeeze over DC Pickleball team. And the right way to Orlando what? The Orlando Squeeze. Orlando Squeeze. Yeah. In a dream breaker. What? It's their name for tie breakers. This is Madlib's. That sounds like a movie. The water dogs, we watched the game. That's so.

Missed the two at the ball. Okay, all right. I want to be very clear. We did not lose that game. The refs took it from us. Correct. And the shot clock operator took it from us. Correct.

I want that guy investigated. The archers, right? The archers. The archers. The archers got the ball with like a minute left. There's a shot clock in La Crosse. They didn't start the shot clock until like four seconds after they had the ball. I don't know who that guy is, which would be looking at you.

Matt Pail, I'm his name of the head official. Oh wow, Jay calling him out by name. I want, I want, I want, he's a great guy. Oh, is he a great guy? Hey, if you guys know how to do math in the clock. And it comes up with good clicks He like curses back at the players. Huh sounds like he's worried about himself and not maybe you know Star star

That was bullshit though. We should have won that game. We almost won that game. Yeah, so it's gonna lose two championship in one day How are you tell me you lost two max? Yeah, you're part of this podcast. Yeah, that team. I don't either. I'm part of them. You're part of max. What a fucking what a dick? You guys are dicks. If the water dogs on you would have celebrated with our max, dude. You're both those teams you have you know, invested interest in. This is the first full season that Max has been a water dogs fan. Yeah. And we finished in second place.. I see pickle. I just think that's interesting, Max. The fucking squeeze. No, no, squeeze. We're up to not eat the squeak. And then they forced the dream breaker.

Squeeze always beat us. Dreambreakers election, by the way. Pickleball. Pickleball listeners will appreciate that. Oh, man, Max, what does come back move by Max? I don't know. I just Penn State, though, right? Yeah. Penn State, I'm sure James Franklin will win a big game. Actually, you know what? Now, I'm officially rooting for Penn State to make it to the final four. And then lose to Georgia by 70 in the National State of the Mims, Mims versus Max.

Yeah. You know, memes. Uh, you guys want to do Monday reading? Yeah, we got. Uh, these are memes. All right, you guys want to do Monday reading? Yeah, we got. I got, I found this. I was reading to my son the other night. And I didn't realize I had this book.

So I thought this would be a good Monday reading. Oh, God. It's called Hello Lighthouse. Hello Lighthouse is the book. I know we said we were going to do a more lighthouse talk. Yeah. So when is it? Yeah, it's Monday reading. When know we said we were gonna do a more lighthouse talk. Yeah, so no this is money read Wednesday We're gonna do the I say we call it the finale for now finale for all I don't settle it once and for all once and for all we're gonna

That's a great teaser finale for now, but Hello Lighthouse The highest rock of a tiny island at the edge of the world stands a lighthouse wait this isn't this isn't an apple ball stadium let me see what go look at look at the first page so in the water hello lighthouse hey this is kind of your speed a lot of pictures from dust to dawn the lighthouse beams. Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello lighthouse. Oh, just for the new keeper arrives to replace the old to carry on tending the light. He polishes the lens and refills the oil. Do you guys have oil in yours?

And trims the burned end of the wick through the night. He winds the clockwork that keeps the lamp in motion during the day he gives the round rooms a fresh coat of sea green paint. He writes in the log book and threads his needle and listens to the gathering wind. Jake read a page and answer voice yeah and then max you just a little tip for anyone children's books just skip like the middle, because then they don't realize. And then quicker, go right to the end. So we'll have Jake read this, then Max read the end. Okay. This, this is bullshit, though, this lighthouse is nowhere near our stadium. Uh, but it's near body of water, right? That's, that's what we. Well, is that a teaser? Yeah, it's a teaser. Oh, and I can't, I can't wait to have this discussion. Wednesday's gonna be embraced debate on.

Again, just so everyone's clear, it's the finale of the lighthouse for now. Yeah, we do not want to box ourselves in saying, we're not gonna talk about this light house. Somebody did send me a picture of the lighthouse at the Billy Joel concert. Yeah, me too. It was pathetic.

It was dark raining and cloudy you literally Literally, there's no one walking to the stadium like where's the stadium? Where's stadium? Oh, it's dark rainy and cloudy be nice if there was a light that was turned on that people could see there was it was Pathetic you can't see it at all if you're in that in zone. I I actually had to be next literally said This is the coolest light I've ever seen He'd be next literally said this is the coolest lighthouse I've ever seen. I had to say that. She stopped in the middle of one of her songs. Oh my god.

I had a moment. I had a moment where I was like, we've gone too far. My son didn't have school on Friday. So my wife took him to the Shed Aquarium. And she sent me a picture of a lighthouse in the Shed Aquarium. And I was like, we can't be bringing lighthouse's home. Like, this is too much. This is following me.

So I looked at, I got so far in the bit that I almost bought a lighthouse. Well, what does that mean? I just said, I found a lighthouse that was for sale for $88,000 on my spot. And I almost bought the light. And then I looked at, I clicked on it, looked at the pictures of the inside.

And I was like, that's gonna require a lot of elbow grease. A lot of that. That's a picture upper. Right. Now I wanna buy one. Also, that was not my son's room. I bought that. Yeah.

Oh, I want a Caldacot medal. Oh, what's that? I don't know. I finished the stuff. Shiny thing. Let's add it. Do you give us a page, then Max will finish the book. The wind takes a deep breath and blows and blows hello

Hello, hello Thank you can keep this book all right last page Max on the highest rock of a tiny island at the edge of the world stands a lighthouse It is built to last forever, sending its light out to sea. The fog rolls in and the fog rolls out. The waves rise and crash. The wind blows and blows. Hello.

Hello. Hello? That actually wasn't the last page. It was. It was. I just fucked that up, Max. Oh, to the lighthouse. Great. I You fucked that up Max To the lighthouse great crew to the lighthouse to all lighthouses

Great great show boys. We doing all light all light houses matter. They do I can't wait for Wednesday Can we go PowerPoints For the YouTube viewers if we can get like I would would like to subscribe. Maybe get like a courtroom scene. We can get general McFuck face up here. Okay, and really, his name is Commander Crowe. And he's a fucking commander in the United States military.

All right, I think we need power points. I mean, power points on Wednesday. All right, we'll have a debate. Yeah, we'll hear this on a power. That's it's not, I'm not presenting anything. I'm, word, all right, well debate. Yeah, yeah, well debate. You're gonna get smoked in this debate. Well, you guys are gonna gaslight me to fancy I lose them. I'm not you're the one that brings it up all the time. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay. All right numbers three

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