Pardon My Take - NFL Week 4, Fastest 2 Minutes And Urban Meyer Got His Swag Back

Episode Date: October 4, 2021

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and then we'll take it higher It's part of my take presented by Buster Sports. Welcome to part of my take presented by Dave and Buster's get more ding, ding, ding at Dave and Buster's all fall long. Today is Monday, October 4th, week four. What? What? What? We start in Dallas where Chubba L. Ron Hubbard took over for Christianity McCaffrey

and the Carolina Intology Panthers were trying to level up to four and O. Trayvon Riggs got his eyes fixed intercepting everything and Dak Prescott had four plays resulting in touchdowns as the star in Dallas is hotter than the sun, the fucking sun. The mojo moment came from the Cowboys Gregory.

Do I make you randy, baby? Yeah, do I? How about them Cowboys 36 Panthers 28? What? What? Up to Minnesota where Hutt 1, Hutt 2, Hutt 3, Hutt Old Dirty Browns alive with Nick Chubb, Odell Inspector Deckham and the Poo-Tang Clan unloaded all 36 chambers

and in a touching tribute to his former boss Michael Kennedy Zimmer. Kevin Stafanski had his team to a tree in one record. Jamie was gilling them softly with his song as the Browns and their team of refugee all-stars win a part-fast 14-7. Let me take you down cause I'm going to

Justin Strawberry Fields Matt Nagy's a heel Lions have nothing to have fun about Justin Strawberry Fields forever Darnell must be the moony Caught five balls for 125 yards and normally Dan Elinix would say to kick a field goal down 10

late in the fourth but did you hear about this one? Did you see this? Dan Campbell is apparently more allergic to three pointers than Ben Simmons. Like your basketball player, boom. Please tip your waitress on the way out

the Bears get the two and two taking down the Lions 24-14. Up to Buffalo where Titan Dawson knocked up the end zone twice with an athletic apatow tap to stay in bounds. As the Bill said, this is 40 to the super bad Texans.

Davis, can you pay my meals? Might not be Houston's Justin's child as he wasn't able to make lemonade out of lemons. I'm a Mitch, I'm a lover, I'm in VP, ask your mother I love to kiss titties I do not feel ashamed

and no one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Bill's 40, Texans zip down to Atlanta where Lawrence Taylor Heinecke and Crack Del Rio look to pick up the pipe and murder some Falcons. Matt's saving Private Ryan

and Felipe Tom Franks were fighting World War II trying to storm the football team's Norman defense. If you've got cable, it might be time to cut the quarter all Patterson and sign up for Sling TV using Code Barstool for one month free

trial and incredible shows such as Brandon Walker College Football Show featuring Brandon Walker presented by Brandon Walker. We swear he's not a narcissist. The Washington football team wins a thriller, 34-30. In Los Angeles where James

Sarah Connor had Terminator 2 touchdowns as HBO Max Williams and the Cardinals look like a succession plan for the top of the NFC West, shiving the Rams defense to the tune of 216 yards on the ground.

Arizona is laughing on their way to a victory with blue-kiler comedy tour saying, they call me Prater Salad. Cooper Red Solo Cup and Frat Stafford were unable to connect enough to win this case race. Cardinals 37 arrives

morning. Some spread. In New York, Corey, only Jesus can Dave us as Zach Wilson proved that he was more man than the Titans can handle. Big girls don't cry and Tannehill was singing Soprano

as the many Saints in Newark, AJ and Julio weren't showing up at the same time. But the Meadow lands. Bobby Baxala finally brought the victory train home as the Jets didn't stop believing. That's not a spoiler folks.

27-24. Cut to black, boom. Up the coast to Santa Clara where the Seahawks told their fans, I never meant to cause you any sorrow. Dancing in the Freddie Purple Swain and the Prince

Kyle Shanahan had his kid old Red Juice Shack but he was in his darling tricky play quarterback, Trey Lance the starter in the second half. Placebo Samuel made Niners fans feel good as they were dying inside as the Seahawks dominate

the second half and win 28-21. Standing on the corner, James Winston down in Nola such a fine sight to see. It's a judge my lord on the verge of O-N-4 and a teeny tiny hands Q-B.

Come on, take one. You gotta break one. If you lose, your judge has lapsed. You'll have to take one. Giants stopped the Saints in overtime

27-21. And we finished in Mile High where Lamar 2-D2 matched up against Drew Stilocker and they faced off in a rematch of the 2013 AFC divisional game that felt like it took place in a galaxy far far away.

Marquise Millie Bobby Brown and the Ravens defense were saying Patrick Yas Queen. Denver's receiving core played well but there's Cortland Sutton about Murray Latavius that is. Offensive coordinator Greg Roman Swipes didn't need any help with delay of games this week

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The Goat Bowl, Brady versus Belichick in a rainy, rainy Foxboro let's put aside our hatred for Antonio Brown right now and dropping Antonio Brown dropping those two touchdowns because no one wants to hear

let's talk about a Miss Parley but let's talk about the game. Let's talk about the game Hank, I mean it's your game you were emotional beforehand it was an emotional setting what did you think about the game? I was emotional beforehand once the game started though

I kind of immediately got over the Brady aspect it was like let's just win this game I was just rooting Schwartz it, you Schwartz he did. Yeah I was rooting against them the entire time and the Patriots played a good game they had a good game plan they did what they had to do they were in a position

to almost win at the end I don't I don't really second you were about to say I don't second-guess Belichick but no I'm not it's one of those things where if it went in no one would say anything about it

he had the distance he'd doinked it it was his career long 56 he would have tied his career long what was it fourth and three fourth and three so Belichick I guess he was thinking Brady was inside Belichick's head he's like I don't want to you know

I guess he wasn't inside think about it because if he had made the field goal then Tom Brady has what a minute left it was like 45 seconds down into field goal range think about it this way what were they a foot a couple inches away from winning the game

if they went for it on fourth and three and missed it they'd be 60 yards away from winning the game so I feel like obviously you can second-guess it and be like and I guess you could have said it at the time that it's a monsoon and it's going to be his career long whenever those kicks happen

as long as the kicker has the distance I'm like that's a fine choice because that's pretty much what you're asking it's like you know that accuracy at 56 in a monsoon is kind of a toss up it's do you have the distance he clearly had the distance so I don't know that's

I mean doinks happen it was actually living proof it was actually a great kick yeah really good kick yeah just didn't happen to go in the best kicks it never went in it exactly I mean if it's what two feet to the right we're talking about Nick folk being like one of the all-time great kicks in NFL history under

pressure yeah um I did Schwartz he though I have the full quote because I do think that Schwartz he's quote she's from Ashland Massachusetts she I believe so okay Schwartz he is from Ashland Massachusetts there you go I'll cheer for him this is about

Tom Brady I'll cheer for him when he comes out but after that nah I want some sacks I want to see her frigging linebackers just pummel them and finish him so Schwartz he actually summed up the pulse of the New England fan base pretty accurately before the game everyone seemed like

they were on the same page they cheered Brady when he came out when they played the pregame video which they did have lined up for him but then when he came out to actually step in between those lines the Patriots fans were like boo you're not a patriot anymore we're gonna boo you and it does like it quickly obviously the lead

up all week and all the stories everyone talking about it was big in the hype but then once the game starts like the Patriots need to win very badly right like the box are still trying to win another Super Bowl like this is a tough road game I did think Brady was

uncharacteristically can't speak it's already past midnight like over hyped he was overthrowing his receivers early it was clear that he I don't know like you don't see that usually you don't see Tom Brady is the definition of calm cool

collected it did feel like he was maybe a little too hyped up for the game because he did miss a lot of guys in the first half but it just became a sloppy game that like grind it out fun fact about this game Tom Brady actually had the third highest quarterback rating

who of everyone that threw a pass in this game Kobe Myers was number one Mack Jones number two Mack Jones by the way played remarkably well for somebody who had his balls and Chris Collins worth mouth during the broadcast I think that Chris I think it's so in Chris Collins worth defense I think

he Mack Jones Chris Collins worth and Matt Nagy all share an agent or a parent that makes sense I say the real MVP of this game Steve Belichick Steve Belichick the faces he was making on the sidelines it went back and forth between it looked like he was taking a shit or he was

like watching two girls one cup on silent well as dad was in the next room let's just say that Steve Belichick's wife is a lucky woman she is yes he spends a lot of time down in Boca Raton yeah he's got he's got some lingus abilities the cunniling is kind

it was it was incredible I we were we were hypothesizing while we were watching the game is he sending signals via tongue yeah that with a tongue goes horizontally that means option to a run when it goes vertically that means pass because they cut the mic so he's just got to sit there

and just and just do the tongue back or when it when he sticks his tongue out goes back and forth that means they're loading the box yeah yeah so that was that was definitely the gift of the game it was I mean it's incredible watching and play Steve Belichick honestly looks cool as shit yeah no you can't you can't sit there and look

at Steve Belichick and be like that guy's not cool he's got a mullet yeah he's got a mullet and I would like to make a future projection for Steve Belichick's career he's gonna go somewhere and fail miserably the first time and then he's gonna be a great head coach afterwards oh yeah because he's gonna come in being like I'm Steve Belichick and

this is how we're gonna do it we're gonna do it the patriot way everyone's like dude you coach the Texans yeah like what are you talking about I'll put it this way like his whole vibe there are probably a dozen girls out there that have slept with Steve Belichick that don't count him towards their total number when they're

sharing that yeah just write him off yes he's a big one-night stand guy um I will say this I will say this Hank I do think the patrons are gonna like round into form now the AFC East the bills are clearly the best team the AFC East but I do think the patriots are gonna be one of

those teams where halfway through the season everyone be like wait this team why are they like getting points on the road why are people doubting like they're gonna flip a switch and everything's gonna start kind of working a little bit you saw the makings of it tonight yeah I was definitely stepping in the right direction last week after the Saints I

was saying there was no real hope there was nothing to take away from it that like that was all there was some good drives whatever it was just all bad this was all things considered a great game just miss the kick at the end yeah miss the kick at the end and also credit to the Bucs defense I thought the Bucs defense played pretty well overall

no it's a good defense I mean they don't have any cornerbacks I don't know why their cornerback is out and punt return but they don't have any cornerbacks but I think the Patriots had minus one yard rushing yeah and you know the Patriots want to run the ball and they just I mean Vita V is a fucking monster what's his full name Jake yeah

also on that on that fumbled pun Devin White just exists to body slam people does anyone that comes within two feet of Devin White they're getting body slam somehow yeah there you know what the Bucs are they're a team that similar to like ten years ago the the

Ravens and Steelers like their front seven is just going to be physical with you the entire time and you're going to get hit hard and I guess the secondary will be the weakness and Richard Sherman I don't know I mean he held up good enough for a guy who just came off the street on Wednesday so

playing himself back in a shit right now he's working himself back in a shape Jake give it to us to Vita to we ought to all right forget it moments past moments past to we pull out to moses for hey for Hoco fall it's out there

there we go just thrown it out there it is it is remarkable how much of a difference it is not like a stunning thing to say but just how much of a difference Gronk makes yes you could feel it when the when the almost of the Patriots by the way

we should actually talk about that moment for real quick when they started the pregame right before kickoff they showed Tom Brady coming out of the home locker room from like 2019 and Hank actually thought for a brief second

that Tom Brady had decided to switch back to the Patriots like Tom was like wait what Tom was playing a trick on the whole time and Hank was like I knew I knew he couldn't possibly be a he went to he basically was like as soon as he got back

to Foxborough he's like I really miss this place signed a signed a new contract with the Patriots and and totally changed everything you did have that moment well the way they presented you know it was really sad to watch I just kind of had to I like alerted myself like what's going on

and it passed we should you know what we should do with the NFL refused to do tonight we should take time to give Tom Brady his flowers Tom Brady got the all-time with his all-time yardage record oh yeah tonight he surpassed Drew Brees Drew Brees got an eight by

eleven and a half piece of paper that was laminated I believe yep to commemorate the event when he did it and he ignored his daughter he ignored his daughter Tom Brady did not get the opportunity to ignore Drew Brees' daughter yeah to just cold shoulder Drew Brees' sons go out there

like hand him the award we should take time to acknowledge Tom Brady no one else will but Tom Brady you are the greatest quarterback of all time Billy can you make, you have a paper plate right there can you write congratulations to Tom Brady NFL all-time yardage leader

I can do that but the Buccaneers were in no huddle during when he broke the record so that when the ref stopped Brady got pissed and it shows that he's more of a pro than Drew Brees because Drew Brees made it all about himself

so he just grabbed the ball and fired an equipment manager to get it off the field so he could get a new ball oh nice so you're telling me Tom Brady took the ball and then got rid of it real quick so they couldn't send that ball to Canton and possibly test it kind of got it

Drew Brees also I don't want to diagnose a guy who's retired but he was like kind of flexing his right hand so I think his shoulder is still hurt it did look like he was uncomfortable he still needs shoulder surgery the NFL also has a flag problem I think we need to discuss this

they have a real flag problem every time anything cool happens during a game there's a flag that pops up and that cool thing that we all just saw that we all enjoyed watching turns out that didn't actually happen it's the pendulum that's swinging because last year there were so many fewer flags

and I think they did it because when football happened we want points to be scored we want people to forget about coronavirus now it's swung back and it's flag flag flag every single play I mean we watched when you watch the entire slate of football games that like we'll get to it but that like

Vikings Drive there was just flags everywhere like every single you basically now at this point as a football fan you have to watch the game and then you have to hold your breath for five seconds after every big play it's the worst part after every play that happened yet I need confirmation

I need the absence of a flag to tell me that what I saw really exists or the opposite when something bad happens and you're like but where's the flag it gives so much false hope but I think who it affects the most well one offense alignment are getting called for a lot of holds two it's just impossible

to play cornerback in this league any time you touch somebody you're not allowed to touch anybody and playing cornerback has got to be the toughest job on a football field I'm not talking about like necessarily like the physical like getting beat up all the time I'm saying like skill wise and what you're allowed

to do in order to be good at your job it's impossible it's like being if you're a personal injury lawyer you can't do coke it's impossible to be a good cornerback in the NFL it makes it makes guys like Trayvon Diggs and what he's doing look incredible all right so actually it's a perfect segue to

Washington football team Falcons first game up that roughing the passer call that chase young got on Matt Ryan was I mean Matt I think it was just a sympathy call because Matt Ryan like crumpled his body crumpled it was it was almost like the kill bill when he when

when you get the the shot in the heart and then five seconds later you die that's what I hit in the face and then he was fine and then he just crumpled okay so what what happened was he actually got hit in the chest and shoulders yes it didn't hit his face at all but Matt Ryan at this point in his career if you hit him hard

he his body is going to react like that and just shut down temporarily chase young didn't touch his head he this is I think the third or fourth time this year that chase young has been flagged for hitting a quarterback and not apologizing to them on the way down so I have a theory and I looked it up I think that

the quarterbacks that get the roughing the passer calls it's just purely sympathy we feel bad for this guy because I looked it up the top three most roughing the passer calls against in the last ten years Ryan Fitzpatrick number one which makes

sense really nice guy went to Harvard playing on like bad teams usually trying to make plays also the beard extending gives him more face to hit yep Matt Ryan number two he looks sad all the time out there he gets crumpled and then Matt Stafford number three Lions like oh we feel bad

that you're just out here getting smoked all day we're just gonna throw a flag and then I looked it up and I went per game it last ten years Josh Allen number one that's just because he's crazy so we'll cross that out Fitzpatrick again number two Josh McCown nicest guy in the world

RG3 number four that I mean who doesn't feel bad for RG3 well when his body gets hit he really gets it yes so it's basically rest being like wow I feel bad for you number five Sam Bradford again like you know he looks like a scarecrow with those sleeves

and you're like how's this guy taking all this punishment six is wence another sad guy when he gets hit and then and then seven is Kirk Cousins where again if they hit him hard enough his head's just gonna go into his body and he's gonna be running around like the headless horseman

right all those all those quarterbacks that you mentioned they kind of have a common denominator which is they're all kind of you do feel bad for them they're all kind of like cute they're like corgis if you had a corgi playing quarterback and somebody hit it you'd be like yo what the fuck why are you doing that that dog can't defend

it yeah Kirk Cousins can't do anything about the fact that he's like gonna get smashed in the face yeah what's gonna do fight back right so I think that that's actually so that's actually like if you're trying to draft a team just find the most pathetic looking guy who everyone will feel bad for

and then make him your quarterback and everyone be like oh I'm so sorry you shouldn't do that yeah and also with Chase Young it kind of goes the other way because he is sometimes he gets in his own head a little bit like Brian Dawkins used to do on the Eagles where Brian Dawkins actually thought that he was a comic book character

yes like he was a superhero and he would jump in ways and like throw his arms out to the side like he was actually style bender in his defense if you play enough big Sunday night Monday night Thursday night games and they comic like they make you look like you will read the intro that's what happens yeah you start to

believe that's what chase young does occasionally when he's trying to hit somebody he like winds up with all of his limbs right he like cocks back his arm like he's going to punch him I also think just like the punch motion that he did on Matt Ryan was just a fist to his chest and it's just Matt Ryan

it's defenseless Matt Ryan Matt Ryan should be walking around with like a rape whistle when he's out there it's like Rick Moran is getting jacked up on the streets in New York everyone's like what the fuck how could you punch Rick Moran how could you punch Matt Ryan yeah the other part of this game I think

PFT I think Taylor Heineke is just a young Ryan Fitzpatrick because he's fucking psycho yeah he doesn't play by any of the rules no he loves thrown across his body he loves thrown across the field he loves almost getting sacked it's crazy like any runs

he is he could be the next Ryan Fitzpatrick like you you lose Ryan Fitzpatrick in week one like oh man this kind of sucks you're ready for Fitzmagic I think Taylor Heineke has that like volatility about him where one week he looks terrible

in the next week he's making plays that make no sense and throwing it you know falling down and throwing it up in the middle of the field and somehow it becomes a touchdown that touchdown was like that was the dumbest thing like what are you doing and then even the touchdown

to win the game he's running all the way to the left and he like looks back and throws all the way across the field to the right yeah no you're right I think there's some similarities between his game and Fitzpatrick in that you feel like you're on a great drug and then sometimes you feel like you're on a really bad drug watching him and many people do

say ODU is the Harvard of Virginia safety schools yep there's something to that too I love I love his hard count and I also hate Jack D'Orio's defense I still hate it's broken here's a problem Jack D'Orio's defense we're in a bin but don't break

philosophy you can see that's like what Jack D'Orio wants he's like we're not going to give up the big play we're just going to give up nine yard catches all day long but then they end up giving up the big play they're bending and breaking at the same time constantly and nothing really changes although I did see D'Orio

start to try to get exotic he started to dial stuff up but it would just be he'll rush it'll look like he's blitzing two extra guys but then he'll drop two of his linemen back into coverage and so there's still just rushing forward but still trying to get pressure before this is one of those games that

both franchises both fans looking at this game they had this circled as a win you know the Falcons fans are like yeah we can take care of business against the football team at home just lucky to escape with the win the two-point conversion towards the end of the game before Heineck he got the ball back to go down the field again

I think that took 20 minutes they kept moving it back moving it back to the goal flag flag flag he was very painful to watch very similar I actually made the analogy that he is like pro bonix he basically there's at least

four or five times in a game where Taylor Heineck he is throwing to an invisible garbage can because he was throwing that two-point conversion he threw it he was throwing it to a receiver that had to have been ten feet to catch it it was it was to absolutely no one but it was sweet because it like went into the

invisible garbage can and counted as like a ten pointer yeah those two Ricky Seals Jones who I had forgotten was on the Washington football team until he caught that ball against the Giants but Ricky Seals Jones to his credit he looks like he's seven feet tall and 300 pounds out on the field he's a receiver but I'm pretty sure he weighs like 250

pounds I really want someone to sign taco fall the more I thought about it why not have him stand out there and just walk to the end zone and just keep his hands above his head the entire time and it's unstoppable why not sign taco fall and bowl bowl to do that and then also on defense

for field goals just stand behind the line try to block him yes it would it would fuck with the kicker yeah like their head would be fucked with yeah be crazy I did learn last week though that you're not allowed to go to and there's a goat in colon football I knew that you can't stand at the upright yeah try to swat it like

that Justin Tucker kick could be swatted yes no you can't do that alright other notes from this game real quick Arthur Smith Arthur Smith chin update looking really good mm-hmm that beard coming in nicely good job Arthur Smith Matt Ryan has perfected

like under throwing his receivers to make it actually almost work there was multiple times where is like why do you under throw oh it actually worked you just kept on saying that yourself like oh that's not a good pass oh it worked because they just come back to it quarter-all Patterson got opened by about

15 yards and then Matt Ryan under threw him by about seven but the defense still hadn't caught up to it so quarter-all caught the ball went in the end zone also breaking news quarter-all Patterson might be the best player in the NFL three touchdowns today 84 receiving yards 34 rushing yards

so over a hundred all-purpose yards three touchdowns and here's a crazy stat quarter-all Patterson has been a Falcon for four games he has more three touchdown games the Falcon than Julio Jones in his decade long with the Falcons Julio Jones never had a three touchdown

game that's amazing that's insane so yeah he was he's a weapon I and he's like getting paid three million I think he's the face of the franchise right now greatest discount ever yeah all right next up Giants Saints Giants get their first win I have

announcement I'd like to make I'm gonna take off my my sweatshirt for this announcement I'm all the way back on Danny Dimes I'm all you better be listen watching the YouTube it's on the YouTube I'm wearing a Danny Dimes shirt I'm all the way back into Danny Dimes I don't know

what it is something that game was incredible he was like there are so many times where I'm like Danny Dimes gonna throw a pick Danny Dimes gonna fumble he was awesome today Saquon Barkley was awesome the Giants I now think the Giants might be good and it's a sickness of mine and it's obviously

partly because I bet on them I feel vindicated but that was good Danny Dimes so this is a game with the Giants probably it pretty easily could have quit on Joe Judge yes after starting out on three what we're gonna see this week is a lot of articles about this Giants team is finally buying in on Joe Judge in his

ways I don't know if that's 100% true or not I think it's more product of the Saints just stink when they're favored and they're really good when they're underdogs well I think the Saints offense might this is gonna be there's me hurtful to say it lightly I think the Saints office offense might

be slightly broken it doesn't feel like they just I mean maybe it's just Michael Thomas needs to come back he's not playing right he's out until week six maybe doesn't it feel like the Saints offense is essentially run the ball run the ball and then five to six times a game have James Winston try

to throw it deep that and also put Taysum Hill in and have James pass to Taysum Hill right because essentially this game came down to the fourth quarter and the Saints have the game in hand and all they needed some first downs to win the game and they couldn't get any they had to dead to so they score

touchdown to go up I think it was what was it's 21 I can't even remember they I think they went up to they went up 10 so I think it was called 17-7 I believe I think it was that they score they're up 10 it's fourth quarter they get the ball pond three and out punt they get the ball they get like one

first down punt like they don't have the ability it's it sucks because I was the guy who was standing on the mountain being like Drew Brees holding this team back turns out Drew Brees having the ability to like get easy first downs because you can always just hit guys underneath and be super

accurate that is very important in a fourth quarter situation when all you need is like a few first downs to win this game and they didn't have I think that what Sean Payton's doing is he he's trying to limit James's mistakes which is a smart thing to do I think to a certain extent you have to limit

his mistakes because otherwise he's going to go out and throw 30 interceptions so like maybe dial it back to 21 or 22 interceptions you have to let James just go out there and say fuck it I'm going to go deep I'm going to throw the ball deep I'm going to throw the deep ball I'm going to I'm going to

put the team on my back and right now James doesn't feel like he has that ability in this offense to just go out there and be a hundred percent pure uncut flake James no he doesn't but they got handcuffs but they need they need to take one of the handcuffs off yes leave the handcuff on one of the

wrists but then you know let let him go out there and feel like he has the ability to fuck up all that he wants because sometimes you're going to get some brilliance out of him yeah it was 21-10 and then and then the the Giants scored a touchdown two point conversion and then kicked a field goal

Daniel Jonzo was awesome and Saquon Barkley was used correctly Saquon Barkley I was wrong about that like he looks back back healthy the shark wheel that they ran for him he was running hard getting him in the passing game also turns out Giants novel concept but when you draft a guy with

the 20th pick overall Cadarius Tony you should use him this was the first game that it felt like they used him he's very fucking fast and so I don't know I just something about Daniel Jones I have a crazy staff for you from Daniel Jones ready Daniel Jones Daniel Jones

at home 14 touch this is career 14 touchdowns 16 interceptions Daniel Jones on the road 25 touchdowns seven interceptions he might be the greatest road quarterback of all time okay all right so just keep him I don't know what you have to do make him move him out of Hoboken make him live in

like Long Island so he thinks that every home games in a way game I don't know what you have to do but tell him that he's playing on the road at all times because he's an awesome quarterback on the road and then when he plays in Giants Stadium he's terrible one thing I really like that the Giants did today

was they had Saquon split out wide a lot and why don't why don't more teams do that if you have a great running back I mean like a really truly great running back just tell them we're going to play a lot and just run routes just pretend that you have a ball in your hand why don't they do like spin moves and shit

and just like hurdle over defenders yes just like he's in the open field he was great I would love to see Saquon split out wide for like 50% of the snaps that he's in the game I don't think that I don't think a cornerback can cover Saquon Barkley no he was he was used very very well and he ran well and he ran

hard and again Cadarius Tony was awesome he like felt like that that weapon that they've been looking for because they haven't had an explosiveness to their offense and he was that explosiveness are you do you want to join back on with Daniel Jones no I'm not

going to do that I'm no I'm in you go you go away no man I like this guy on it something about this guy I will never believe in Daniel Jones I just won't he just does this for occasionally but that was a legitimately awesome comeback for them and they like they were

like you said they could have quit they're in they're in New Orleans it's the first game back since Hurricane Ida the crowd's going crazy and he just drove them twice down three times because it count overtime as well he was awesome like that was a you that's a win that you

can hang your hat on if you're a Daniel Jones believer like myself I'll give a lot of credit to Daniel Jones but I'm not like next week are you gonna be like yeah on the road but you if he's on the road yeah he's gonna win that game one thing that they won't tell you if you look at the at the box score for this

game he should have had another touchdown pass John Ross caught that deep ball fumbled it recovered himself in the end zone that's not counted as Daniel Jones touchdown wow but it should be I think that we should just remember that play because nobody else are you sure that wasn't counted

I'm pretty sure I'm pretty sure it wasn't two touchdown passes and then say one scored a run I'm pretty sure that that wasn't counted as a touchdown catch that's bullshit if it wasn't the alright I'm looking at the Cowboys get or the giant schedule right now I might I'm gonna

put my sweatshirt back on yeah I just I'm looking at it right now they're playing at the Cowboys verse the Rams at home which is a problem at home verse the Panthers at the chiefs so yeah I'm gonna put my sweatshirt back on and everything I just said about Daniel Jones and the Giants I'm just gonna

temper that because there's a good chance they don't win a single game like in the rest of October Daniel Jones well into November and they play the Raiders and then the Bucks Daniel Jones is a good enough quarterback to root for occasionally when you bet on

but you don't want to do this week in week out then you you're already torturing yourself enough with Matt Nagy no I like Daniel Jones though he's some of them I guess I'm just gonna keep him to my when he's on the road I'm gonna I'm gonna bet on him and when he's at home I'm just gonna be like he's the worst quarterback

has a great personality he does no that was that was an awesome game by him today like that was in the Saints have a very good defense and I'm giving Daniel Jones his his his do here because you can't just be like oh that's that was a legitimately great

game from him with incredible drives big-time drives in a hostile environment against good defense so there you go Daniel Jones all right next up Cowboys Panthers I was saying it before but I do think the Cowboys are good I really do

I think the Cowboys are good the Panthers like this game was finished 36 28 but it that's not really indicative of like what happened on the field because the Panthers scored a touchdown late the Cowboys dominated this game and they dominated it in a way like Kellan Moore should deserve I mean

he's gonna be a head coach soon but you have Dak Prescott who you probably and you have like all these receivers you probably want to throw the ball bunch they just were able to run it all over the Panthers and that's what they did like Dak Prescott I think through it 20 22 times and they ran the ball

245 yards all over the Panthers ran it down their throat credit to Mike McCarthy the play call at the end of the game to ice it was awesome I think that was Kellan Moore like double reverse I'm giving credit to Mike because he called it yeah he said he authorized that play

it's like Obama getting credit for killing bin Laden I think he didn't personally pull the trigger but he sat in a room and he watched it on TV I think Mike McCarthy's in a pretty good spot here because he got Kellan Moore's offensive coordinator and Dan Quinn who you know

say what you want about Dan Quinn as a head coach terrible awful like terrible head coach you know obviously went to Super Bowl but like everything fell fell apart after that kind of a dumb guy whatever you could say all that stuff he's a really good defensive coordinator obviously

you know having the studs that he had in Super Bowl help anyone look like a good defensive coordinator but he had the number one defense for two years in a row in Seattle and he's got a Dallas defense that was horrendous last year playing pretty damn good I think that Trayvon Diggs if the season

ended today should get credit and consideration for MVP five interceptions in four games on pace for 21.1 interceptions at fucking 17th game but yeah Trayvon Diggs he's playing

he is the defense player of the year right now and he should be in the MVP discussion at least he's awesome he's really really good and Zeke is back Zeke is officially back he had 100 what 150 160 yards yep he played stupid today he was awesome

this was a nice debate for rest vs rust a team coming off the short week versus a team coming off the extra long week from Thursday night football I believe yeah that was a big yeah a Mills mafia game yes yes no the Cowboys I really do think the Cowboys are like a good team

I think they're going to be now well no I was going to say the injury bug but they don't have Sean Lee anymore right so they kind of took that torch from them a little bit yeah they have so many linebackers but I do think that they are like a team that I'm not saying they're going to

they're on par with the Packers and the Bucks right now but they're right below that put them in that category with the Rams and the Cardinals like that category of teams that are if if things start falling their way they could they could be

a legitimate contender what do you think happens if let's just say Mike McCarthy loses the NFC championship game Kellan Moore gets five job offers he can basically pick whichever spot he wants to go you think Jerry Jones considers firing Mike McCarthy elevating Kellan Moore to head coach I think

he goes I think Jones makes Mike McCarthy smash a watermelon and inside the watermelon is Mike McCarthy's pink slip mm-hmm so that's how it will be appropriately and Kellan Moore's new contract so two for one yeah it's like here you go find out what's inside

the Panthers I I don't I don't want to say I expected better from this is exactly what I expected from the two Panthers I think the Panthers are frisky and I told you I had my eye on them and I wasn't ready to say they were good and I'm not ready to say they're good because they beaten the worst

teams in the NFL and that's fine you should beat those teams but like they took a step up in class today and it was not the same team and they obviously have some injuries Christian McCaffrey's out Sam Donald by the way one for one a crazy Sam Donald's

that Sam Vic ready Sam Donald first QB ever to have five rushing touchdowns in his first four games in a season good job Sam Donald wasn't being used correctly you remember that Thursday night game last year where he had that like 55 yard touchdown

that was against the Broncos I think where he didn't have a quarterback Sam Donald is is well he actually wasn't great as a thrower but he can run yeah he can run he can run they weren't using him correctly in New York yeah I've got a quote from Jerry Jones this is from actually earlier in the week but

he was talking about Micah Micah Parsons yep he's wait I gotta do the Jerry Jones thing you don't have to I do I have to yeah he's his purest mother's milk he just basically steps out there and gives everything he's got nature gave him skills and boy does he know how to use him what do you

think he know what do you think he thinks mother's milk is Jerry Jones I don't know I can totally see Jerry Jones being someone who buys mother's milk on like the black market yeah Billy try to live longer no Billy was talking the other week about how mother's milk like bodybuilders buy

on the black market right hilarious for a bodybuilding forum post about it yeah like you tell us well they they talk about how mother's milk gives them gains how it's better than regular milk the building blocks of life exactly remember when Hank drank his

aunt's milk yeah he did that yeah when I was like 10 years old he did true story yeah straight from the store it was in the fridge my cousin had just been born I was going to get some cereal on a family vacation

boom drank drank it was like I tasted weird you didn't take it from this bottle did you I was like fuck you think the winner of this game like like a big 10 championship trophy or rivalry trophy like Jerry Jones gets Jeans Friday now

yes oh he probably took Jeans Friday anyway yeah but Jerry Richardson probably called him up was like just do me one solid I want you to have me sure yes yes do you think the Cowboys are good the Cowboys are very good okay the Cowboys are legit good I think the Cowboys are better than you think they are I think they're better than Packers I think they're very

you think they're better than the Packers I have to see them do it for like I mean there were only four games in a I give the benefit of the doubt to the team that went to the NFC championship right now right now I think they're better than Packers more complete team okay all right next up Bears Lions

all right so it's the Lions but Justin Fields looked awesome and I'm very very excited it is the Lions it is the Lions he had another great fumble recovery leads the league in excellent fumble recovery I'm pretty sure Matt Nagy

gave up play calling because he hinted at that midweek and then also the Bears actually looked competent from an offensive standpoint today so that lends me to believe that he gave it up and so if he did give it up the stat goes

last two years when Bill Laser has been calling plays seven games 27.7 points per game when Matt Nagy has been calling games 12 games 18.2 points per game so a difference there of nine points per game

stop calling plays Matt Nagy is it is your only clue that the offense was good he did he a reporter asked him and he was like he kind of like gave a wink wink I'm not calling the place and so I'm sure he'll try to take credit for it

sometime midweek but Justin Fields like he looked good and he throws it deep and like that's the difference like Darnell Mooney becomes a real receiver when you can throw it deep it's like Andy Dalton nice guy really nice guy and I'm sure

Matt Nagy still thinks he's a starter but he can't there's no deep threat you can't throw it deep like they were taking shots down the field and it looked awesome and guess what the best part about today was Justin Fields didn't even really use his legs like he didn't have any wow runs and that's

a whole part of the offense that I would hope they unlock and I hope David Montgomery is okay I think he is it sounded like he's probably just got like a knee sprain so he won't be out for the season but we also have playoff Damian so a little piece of advice for Justin Fields you should

not be so good at route running because what you're doing when they put him out wide when they were trying to like mix things up a little bit now you're giving Matt Nagy your reason to put you in and then have you get split out wide and then have Andy Dalton try to complete a pass to you you need to

you need to act like Jake Cutler when he got split out wide stand up vertically don't try to be a hero don't even try to move really just try to not get injured and not put anything good on tape that's going to make Matt Nagy want to use you as a wide receiver in the future here's the here's the difference between Justin Fields

and Andy Dalton and why like Bears fans we've all been just saying played the fucking kid so they played pretty much the same amount of time I mean Justin Fields started two games now Andy Dalton started three came out for a half of one obviously against the

Bengals pass it past completions over ten yard ten air yards Justin Fields has nine Andy Dalton has two like that's the difference right there you can Andy Dalton's nice guy dink and dunk he's a backup quarterback at this point of his career play the kid I don't fucking care like

if Matt Nagy sees what what Justin Fields is capable of after today because he was dropping dimes and doesn't keep playing him that like he should be in jail jail we already said he should be in the Hague yeah in the Hague in the Hague jail Dan Campbell

had some real analytics cooking out there today they were down by ten points in the fourth quarter yeah and he went forward on fourth down probably could kick what like a 35 yard field goal bring it to within one score but in Dan Campbell's mind what are you gonna what is winning this game

accomplished if you're the Lions I think he might have thought they had the first down really there's no other explanation for people who didn't watch the game the Lions had fourth and one with like three and a half minutes left on the five yard line and they're down

ten and they ran a fourth down playing didn't convert it yeah so why not why not just kick the field goal stay within the number everybody's happy you don't have he doesn't have to win any game you have a little bit of momentum like the Bears kind of took their foot off the gas and it was kind of getting that weird

uh-oh what's gonna happen here zone and they that would have extended the game and put pressure on the Bears instead the opposite happened the game was over and Campbell's analytics say seven points is more than three points so we should try to get we try to maximize

how many points we can get and so he's like fuck it I'll go for the seven instead of going to make it a one school game I can tie it with a field goal later yeah later we can worry about the kicking game later I'll push that off to the end I'll do the hard work now while it's in front of me I'll put off to tomorrow what you can do

today but yeah that didn't really make a lot of sense from a numbers or logic not our mental capacity I'll put it this way Maryland state record holder Rex Ryan when it comes to creativity and problem solving could have seen that if you go ahead and you kick the field goal now

then you extend the game you can get seven points late correct but Dan Campbell didn't see that way and that's why Dan Campbell's Dan Campbell I don't really have a problem with anything Dan Campbell does as long as his team keeps playing hard for him yeah but that was very stupid and also the Lions I I do feel bad for the Lions I mean I was

very happy watching that game Justin Fields made me very very happy it was like a joy was brought back in my life after the debacle that happened last week but the Lions the Lions they remember how last year we would talk about how the Falcons just invented

new ways the Lions they break records that are just insane so they had they went one for five in the red red zone not one for five like they scored once out of five like not like they like kicked a field goal instead of getting a touchdown

they scored once out of five in the red zone not only that but in their first three drives first three drives of the game they got inside the 10 and came up with zero points fumble fumble and turn over on downs that hasn't happened since 1993 that's I mean it's

that's an insane was also the Lions then I don't know if it was the Lions but it's like that's such an insane think about it to go to drive to the 10 yard line or like closer to the end zone so I think they got to the five and one of them and come

away with zero points on your first three drives that's really really hard to do there are only a few things I need to see out of the Lions in every game this year one keep Jared got healthy have him throw a couple touchdowns don't don't embarrass Jared out there he's playing hard for you to

stay within the number didn't accomplish that today and number three give me one cool highlight from Penae Sewell that I can watch during the week where he just like Jeff Schwartz controls with this yeah I want to see Penae Sewell like absolutely smashing a linebacker through

the crust of the earth yeah I want to see some a cool highlight like that come out where I can be like that is a cornerstone for the Detroit Lions for the future yes all right I'm looking at the Lions because we got to find them a win oh man let's go win hunting all right let's go win hunting

actually I think at Vikings and at home against the Bengals they could win one of those games they could win at home against the Bengals they can win at home against the Eagles the Eagles even at the Steelers they might I don't know yeah they'll get a win they will get a win the Lions will get a win they they

have the Falcons later and then they play the Packers week 17 who probably have already won the North because they always fucking win the North yeah they'll get a win I'm gonna say it right now they'll get a win I can't believe we're already in October going on the road to the Steelers Dan Campbell feels like a guy that should have some sort

of Pittsburgh connection yeah somewhere in his history yes I know he's from Texas he definitely has like an uncle he used to visit in Pittsburgh that worked in the coal mines yes but yeah the Lions I do feel bad for the Lions but I'm a very happy boy today but yeah I feel bad for Lions all right next up

Browns Vikings the game that the Red Zone channel forgot we actually had this happen in like the third or fourth quarter we're like wait is like they're a delay or something in the Browns Vikings game because they have not shown it for so long it just stuck

and it was the craziest type of game because the Vikings marched down the field like 80 yards 14 play drive to start the game score seven never scored again and we just like what and then we saw that one moment where the Browns had like 15 plays

from the one yard line but it was yeah that was a stinker of a game two teams that know each other well because of their coaching staff it was it was a really bad game Kirk Cousins 20-38 203 yards one touchdown one reception a 9.9

QBR now in terms of his interception I actually think that the way that Cousins play today is almost a formula for how they can win against good teams down the line because the interception that he had was basically a punt if he just direct his interceptions down field when he throws

correct and manage the game the Vikings could have very easily won this game I actually have a theory are I think maybe the Vikings are going to take the place of the Phillip River San Diego Chargers because they've played four games now where they've

all been kind of like low key this game sucked but it was still one score game thrillers one score game like could go either way I think they might take the mantle for us I think they might be the team that no matter where you think you are in the game

like it's always going to come down to the last possession and either Kirk Cousins is going to be like trying to drive and get pass interference calls or their defense is going to be trying to get off the field like they might have that ability which we need that in the NFL we need that one team

where no matter what come the witching hour you can expect them to be like alright well this game is a fucking toss up and they'll finish like eight and nine and be like alright well they could have they could have finished fourteen and three or they could have finished three and fourteen yeah I don't think they're going to get their skulls bashed

by too many teams and they're probably not going to blow out any real bad teams either the Browns the way that they want today is how the Browns will continue to win by chunking them to death well I actually think it's not even the chunking because there was a chunking to that

but I'm saying their defense is incredible their defense has given up twenty points in the last ten quarters they're playing incredible football if you can chunk on offense and then you can play the defense that they're playing and be able to beat most teams Baker wasn't good

the best thing Baker did today was scrambling through the pocket Baker probably took like two minutes off the clock himself just running around the backfield trying not to get hit he was not good but I really do think that like the Browns defense is the way they've played the last two weeks two and a half weeks

and they're the classic team where it's like hey they can get pressure with four because they can and they're did you see by the way that Miles Garrett like glitch play last week where he teleported into the A gap it was fucking insane he's so fucking good

it looked like he was on ice skates he started out on the outside I think it was like lined up over the tackle and then he just teleported into the A gap it was crazy but yeah I mean Miles Garrett like that defense is playing really really good and I mean Baker was bad

he was bad he was like he did not have a good game so if you get a even like B plus game from Baker I feel like the Browns win this game easily and if you're jacked up punter doesn't think that he can run with the ball or try to throw a pass off a broken play that's also a bonus I think he had seven punts today

I think there was just punts over the place average 40 yards on seven punts pretty good yeah this uh let's go to actually the nice segue to a team that just didn't punt which is the biggest flex of all time the Chiefs didn't punt the Chiefs didn't punt against the Eagles did they have a streak last year

they had like 10 quarters without a punt something stupid like that it's insane like I I guess it's just because of the teams I root for that I just can't comprehend it but just imagine like going into a game and and your punter just not just stand there like you're not coming in the game it'd be sick the Chiefs

all I know is punts my life is just punts the Chiefs are always walking a fine line between cute and too cute and today they found the very perfect balance Patrick Mahomes by the way I think if you told him he only could throw the ball underhanded he'd probably be like the 20th best quarter

back in the league so I I wrote this down that's going to go bad for them at some point I'm excited for I'm calling my shot like on a Sunday night Monday night game they're going to do the shovel pass and someone's going to intercept it so because it is like they did it twice today they've been doing it a

lot they're trying to cute their way out they are so I I think that's going to get blown up at some point and everyone's going to be like oh look at them they're trying to get too cute with it so that's probably something's probably going to happen next Sunday because it's going to be Chiefs first Bills so what Andy

Reed's doing right now he's putting this on film because he's going to run a variation of one of these plays he's going to do that and then do like a little loop-de-loo and then throw a fucking touchdown blindfolded to Travis Kelsey and then Kyrie Kales going to do a flip and then Chiefs are going to be awesome well what they did today

was they had Travis Kelsey pretend that he didn't know what was going on with the play and put his hands up in the air like I can't understand what's going on and then they snapped the ball and he ran out into his route and it was perfect and Andy Reed was just back there like holding his fingers together like Montgomery Burns or a mad scientist

like perfect and you read got his hundredth win as a chief second second team team second team that he got only coach ever do that yeah hundred hundred wins with with two different franchises also Patrick Mahomes 50th start 40 wins pretty good that's fucking

insane 50th start 40 wins poor Nick Siriani dude I like it's so funny watching like watching that game and and the the number one rule is you don't beat the chief chiefs with field goals and

Nick Siriani was like I'm gonna beat the chiefs with field I'm gonna be the first he just even the the start of the game he was like a fourth in three is like I'm gonna kick this field goal and we're gonna three-point him to death and and then you just slowly as the game goes on he keeps kicking field goals they keep

scoring touchdowns and then you look up at the at the scoreboard you're like wait we're down 20 how this happened I also think Nick Siriani got gun shy because he scored three touchdowns that got taken off the board due to flags and so he was like you know what I don't think we can score a touchdown without getting

a penalty so let's just kick field goals when we're down in the red zone you just can't you can't be the chiefs with field goals I'm looking it up right now also shout out Chris Jones the fumble recovery probably the most relatable thing that happens on a football field is when

defensive Lyman tries to pick up a football and score like stay on their feet and scoop the scoop the ball and score knowing that they've been taught a million times over to just fall on it but in that moment they're like this is my moment I'm going to get

all the glory and watching them like kick it and like the yakity yak song starts playing this the ball went off a ref it was very very funny and I also just feel really bad because I know that defensive Lyman like they got these big fucking hands and they're trying to grab this ball

this slippery ball while also keeping their feet it never works out it's always funny and I want them to always try to do it fuck falling on the ball give us the funny moment ironically you know who has really good hands who JPP yeah on as far as defense alignment

no he does he really does I don't know what it is like doing addition by subtraction I guess but yeah most defensive Lyman when they get it it's just it turns into just like somebody who does a dizzy bat race trying to play puck puck golf doesn't work out alright here we go

fourth and three at the Kansas City eleven to start the game field goal Nick Siriani I don't know what you're thinking there then they go let's see I think it was fourth and seven at the KC seven field goal

so that's that's two where they're just like hey we're gonna field goal these guys to death then they go again in the second half when they're down eight he's like oh my god fourth and goal at the three field goal I didn't know he did that from the three

so yeah he really did that was in the second half he really did try to field goal them he he tried to beat them with field goals let's see how many field goals would have taken to beat the chiefs today how many points the chiefs have forty two forty two what's forty two Billy quick thirty forty two by

three fourteen fourteen field goals fourteen field goals fifteen to win fourteen time so he was close good strategy he was close oh my god um he changed I think from a red or from a pink highlighter to a red one

today that he sticks in his visor the um I think actually next week I'm gonna call it right now the bucks the eagles at the but or sorry the eagles at the Panthers that might be a like loser leaves down game because it feels like if the Panthers lose at home

to the eagles they are not for real yeah it's a real game yeah and if the eagles end up being one in four after starting one and oh like there it's over guess who's lying anyway I'm gonna say Panthers

by two and a half Panthers by three and a half Hank thoughts whose line is it anyway guess whose line is it anyway Panthers one and a half are you looking it up yeah okay

tell us who this is my favorite game I hope it's not in the Vegas zone please please don't Panthers minus four whoa I won won nothing me wow four okay that's probably right you know I think they got that right

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all right it's time Billy Jets Titans Zach Wilson wow took a big step today Zach Wilson a winner it was his coming out party it was amazing he threw half as many interceptions

as he did the week before which was half as many as the week before that so next week he'll only throw a half an interception and he'll never throw zero interceptions it'll be like the arrow will never hit the target but he made a couple mistakes

he should have thrown it away at third in goal but he got sacked for a loss they were going to go for it on that it was third and one and then it was fourth and six and that's why they kicked the field goal but there's places he could have improved but he was the player that I thought he always was and that I've been trying to convince you guys

he is and he threw absolute bombs you know the bomb to Corey Davis was awesome multiple bombs and Billy the nice part about watching the Jets with Billy is every time he scrambles Billy just screams out he's off-platform and it's fun

to be like oh shit he's off-platform alert that's when he's the most dangerous he's on parlor watch out he gets real crazy with his takes but you're right because when he does kind of like step out of that box and you don't know what he's going to say

or do that's when he hurts you when he's in the pocket just posting normally you can like read his eyes got it from his mama yes that is true so I was thinking about it more going into today I did take the Jets not just because

AJ Brown and Julio Jones were out which you have to mention with the Titans losing this game but going back and thinking about it the Jets played week one they played the Panthers who up until today were playing very good defense but the Panthers week one on the road

it was a tough task for rookie then Zach Wilson played I would argue the two best defensive minds in the NFL in Bill Belichick and Vic Fangio so having to then play the Titans who have had defensive problems like this was

this is probably more what Zach Wilson is than the first three weeks so you have to be excited if you're a Jets fan like that's a win if you're a Jets fan because their defense is actually playing really hard and playing well so they had the defense was on the field

for 40 minutes and they only let up two touchdowns and they sacked Ryan Tennell seven times so the Jets like if you're a Jets fan this actually I know it's just one win but this is a big win because you saw Zach Wilson you saw the flashes the throw to Cory Davis

was fucking sick he had the big plays the defense is playing hard for Robert Salah and yeah if you're a Jets fan like you legitimately should be this is probably the best day

for New York football in like a decade if you're a Jets fan you have to be happy with everything that you saw on Sunday except for how often fucking Fireman Ed is on TV doing those Uber Eats commercials the man abandoned the franchise and you know that he's just waiting to come back in full force

get back in the stands as soon as Zach Wilson starts to turn in the quarterback that he is Fireman Ed I'm sorry you're a fraud you're out you self-selected out which I think that every grown man should have the right to do you should be able to abort

your franchise decisions unless your Texans are Cowboys fans but you can't come back well you can but just only before week six got it people can get mad uh yeah you got some politics but Billy like Fireman Ed

you can see it in his eyes he wants to come back yeah his brain he'll probably show up I got so off track hold on and then you guys are off the tangent I actually this may be over you know getting over confident

but I think they're gonna shellack the Falcons we're gonna shellack them in London yeah after 40 minutes on the field I think the defense is gonna be off the field no I'm saying like 40 that's a long flight after 40 minutes on the field

right but I think I think they're in for shellacking make sure you hydrate I think New Yorkers travel better than Georgians yeah there you go do better overseas that was a legitimately exciting game for like it's similar to the Giants when I was saying like Daniel Jones

you should be excited like if you're a Jets fan that is probably the best day you've had in a couple years the quarterback has success it's like okay they're successful but when you see like those flashes of greatness like that's unteachable

it would be tough if you had to go another couple weeks without seeing those flashes just like telling everybody trying to convince everybody those flashes will be there eventually but you have something to look forward to because you saw a little bit of it today Pandora's Box it's out of the bag

when I saw Justin Fields throw deep that's all you need those flashes that will tide you over but you get that rush every time he's scrambling it's like whoa he might throw a bomb he might throw a touchdown

he may say fuck it and throw an interception yeah but it's growing pains something exciting is going to happen yes Billy I actually completely agree it is an awesome feeling to have because it doesn't like if you're used to rooting for a team that can't can't go vertical

and then now all of a sudden like oh fuck what are we about to do it's an awesome feeling bombs I was disappointed in Fat Randy though I thought that Frat Randy had a great opportunity to submit himself into NFL lore

if he had made that feel good gotten us a tie a tie would have been a very funny result for this game the game never ended it went for 7 hours if it had just kept going on and on give us one more possession coming back with the Jets time enough for Zach Wilson to actually like win the game straight up

a walk off touchdown would have been great but Fat Randy the field goal drifted wide left now we don't know if there was a root underneath the field like Wisconsin Sanity we don't know if Fat Randy pulled a muscle or if there was something else that happened on it but we do know that Fat Randy is back to looking thick

he was and I think his arms have gotten skinnier which that's listen if you're a bigger guy like myself you need to make sure that you do some curls because if your arms look skinny and your gut is big it's a really bad combo yeah he had a layering problem well he's always

had kind of a layering issue he wears a couple of sweatshirts underneath his pads I don't know what's going on with that but I think he actually has the sweatshirts that have pouches at the bottom so when it pokes out the bottom of his jersey you can't tell if that's his belly or if he's just got a couple

hoagies in there for later the decision on how many layers to wear as a bigger man is life and death because you do want to layer because layering hides a lot of bad things but then when you layer too much

remember Hank when we went to the NLCS 2015 Mets Cubs and I went like six layers and I looked like the fucking marshmallow man like that can happen very quickly so you have to find that perfect spot of like one two layers maybe

maybe a third maybe throw on a fucking vest maybe but you very quickly can go over the line and just be a blimp it also doesn't help that he was being compared to Matt Amondola in the same game and Matt Amondola is one of the new generation

of kickers that grew up with a lot of mirrors in their house he's like train spotting yeah well he's skinny but he's also jacked as hell like he's definitely gone to the Steve Weatherford what was it arms like 30 arm zero or whatever his workout regiment was it's tough to have like the side by

side shots of you with that guy you need a dude that's more along the lines of the Sebastian Janikowski used to be compared to they don't need this like the kickers you know how they had the revolution in golf when golfers all went from like Tiger basically changed it like golfers all went from fat guys

and just like John Dailey types or guys that just look like they've never been in a gym they just fucking hit golf balls to we're athletes we go to the gym all the time Rory McElroy when he like off season one year just put on 20 pounds of muscle kickers let us

have kickers still be the guys that we can be like oh I could take him in a fight either be fat or be one of the really wiry tiny guys that looks vaguely French all the time like a grammatica a guy with a giant helmet that is so unathletic that you injure yourself celebrating a made kick what's happened

to the kicking position is it's become a race to get that extra like 5% distance on your kicks which really only matters for the instagrams that you post of you kicking the 72 yarders in practice it's a 5% extra distance that no coach will ever let you

attempt in a game unless your name is Justin Tucker right anything if you're automatic inside like or Nick folk yeah like 50 if you're automatic inside 52 yards or a decent kicker inside 52 you don't you don't need to be jacked up to get that distance right it's just basically so that you can post something

on instagram of you working out shirtless right and people be like yo this guy's built different kickers posting on instagram it's tough gross it's really gross it is gross you would never catch me doing that no ever ever ever never ever never Billy any last words on jets last point

on the jets defense they have the least amount of passing touchdowns allowed out of the whole NFL and it would have been less if it wasn't for that pass interference call that led to the last touchdown okay nice Billy that's actually a great stat speaking of the Titans let's go to the next game

I think the Colts are going to probably win the AFC south and I'm going to have to sweat out this pinky bet I don't think so I don't think you're basing that off a win against no dolphins stink no I know but the Colts like I think the Colts are better than they've looked and today they finally

looked halfway decent and they're going to start rounding into shape I think this was a Colts desperation game we have to get a win the Dolphins stink I think the Dolphins might officially stink I think this is like Brian Flores might be one of those coaches that you have that one or two seasons

on the way up where everyone's like damn he's an awesome coach and then if you don't take the next step it can unravel pretty quickly Flores is going to go back to New England it's bad though they don't look like a very good team I guess they fought hard against the Raiders last week

but him and Matt Patricia are just going to be standing around whatever Belichick has in the back room just cooking up weird defensive schemes Flores yeah he doesn't feel like a head coach that's his defenses usually aren't bad though right in Miami

you know they've been bad though this year it feels like they're I don't know something's broken the mission is just it's to be bad enough where the fanbase won't revolt if you trade for Deshaun Watts which I think they're there they're officially there you have to really suck it up

for a few games for people to be like yeah we'll take the rapist yeah yes exactly oh yeah we can put that aside I'm looking at the Colts schedule real quick so they have the Ravens next week which will obviously be a tough game but then they have a stretch where they're playing the Texans the 49ers

which we'll get to with like they have a ton of injuries Jimmy G is going to be out for a while the Titans the Jets and the Jaguars the Jets Jaguars and Texans like those are three games that the Colts could get fat on so I don't know the AFC South is going to be weird I just think that

I think the Titans and the Colts are going to do the thing all year where we just go back and forth switching back and forth of like does this team suck oh no they're definitely going to win the AFC South like week to week we're going to say that because think about it the Colts started one and three and they're only one game back

like the AFC South the Jaguars and the Texans you just throw them away it's just going to be a two team race and I think probably I don't know nine wins is going to be awesome if we had our first ever seven and ten conference champion or division champion

I think it could actually happen in this division I don't think either the Colts or the Titans are a good team I think they're like they're average you know what they are they're average teams that can play tough they can play any opponent tough on any given weekend they can step up they can step up

they're both physical teams and physical teams can be dangerous teams they can beat Kat and the NFL and the National Football League these are two teams where you'll get the analysts like Baldinger on Twitter who will absolutely fall in love with a couple guys that play

like a backup or rotational defensive tackle and be like this is how they're coaching them up in Indy these guys want to win and then they'll go out and they'll lose next week to the Texans you know like some weird shit will happen yeah no he'll do a tape about Darius Leonard and be like this guy's a fucking beast and list

where he's from because you know not a division one school all that stuff and I mean he I feel like Darius Leonard is good for like 15 tackles a game um Carson Wentz didn't have a turnover congratulations Carson Wentz first time he had a rushing TD and a passing TD

and no turnovers since 2019 that's a full year and he's one of those guys that he's he's one that you feel bad for yeah he hit him late yeah no absolutely been through enough he has yeah I mean he's unless you're a duck a duck right a duck that's gonna get you know

put on his roof yeah you probably don't like him yeah probably don't care for Carson if your mother is a duck you probably don't like Carson Wentz um all right uh Texans bills the most the the craziest thing that happened in this game

was that the game telecast went down for like five minutes because someone hit a utility pole in Buffalo I love it yeah pretty cool celebrate responsibly yes but um so yeah and then Mitch scored but yeah the bills just fucking

destroyed the Texans I think the Texans now are uh like in that worst team category Davis Mills maybe not maybe not Mills mafia down and also probably a point

0.8 QBR today I need some of those stats about Davis if Davis Mills had like if he had punted left footed every single play would his QBR have been higher I need to know just how bad things got for Davis Mills 87 yards 4.1 yards

per completion which that's I think that's worse than the four interceptions if you have four interceptions you need to at least be bombing it out a little bit yeah but this was to the Buffalo Bills credit this is a game that they were supposed to win by 30 points and they won it by 40

yeah no the bills are rounding into fine form yeah the bills are like next week is going to be a great test of where the bills really are but they fucking killed like they killed the Texas it was never in doubt even Mitch

got in got a touchdown shout out Mitch MVP but yeah they destroyed destroyed the Texans I still like there's always one or two games it just fucks me up for the entire season the Steelers Bills game week one is going to fuck me up for the entire season

like I'm never going to get over that mentally I don't know and it's just it will it's going to make me think the bills have issues that they don't have and make me think the Steelers are better than they are and their total garbage so that game will

change like they always say in gambling like you have to like kind of readjust and change how you think of teams week to week I I cannot do that I still don't understand how the Steelers beat the bills is there a way that we can take the replay of that game off the

internet and actually put it on film and then burn that film that would be great because person help me visualize and be able to get over I don't know if there's a conversion service where we can do that but we should look into it but the bills the bills are I'm so excited for next Sunday night because the bills if the bills

win obviously it's still all regular season who the fuck knows but the bills win in Kansas City next Sunday night like they they are the prohibitive favorites to win the AFC championship I also like the fact that they shut them out yes and that they scored

21 points in the fourth quarter like I love it when people interview the defensive coordinator after the game and the defense coordinator goes yeah that was a point of pride for us this week to shut them out we talked about it all week we just want to be prideful in the way that we went about a business today so I like the bills defense what do you

think the over under is going to be in Bill's cheese guess the line guess guess who's line is it anyway I'm going to say wait Bill ask Billy Billy are these two teams that could put up numbies huge numbies yeah so 57 for numbies are you taking over the under on the 57

and a half see how I feel later in the week but no no you don't see how you feel it's are those two teams those are huge not like over numbies big numbies big numbies I think 54 I'm going to say 55.5 56.5

oh yeah Billy wins it's going over 56 and a half is that a Sunday night prime time yeah let's go no Sunday night non prime time as long as it is is it in Buffalo or is it in Kansas City

I wish it was in Buffalo yeah it would be awesome if it was in Buffalo but it's a better test now that it's in Kansas City it's a matchup of two Zubazz teams yep yep it's going to be great yeah the rat that stands in the end zone I'm checking the weather KC Wolf

KC Wolf he's a wolf he's a wolf he looks like a rat he's got rat like tendencies alright so let's do the let's do the other team that we just talked about the Steelers Packers because we talked about that Steelers Bill's game so the Steelers

are so sad so so sad they have two plays they have two plays they run all game they run either Deontay Johnson or Chase Claypool streaking down the sideline almost out of bounds and Big Ben tries

to throw a big looping pass to him that either over throws them or is out of bounds and then they have a dump off when they need six yards like that gets them three and they had happened twice today where it was

fourth downs that they passed the ball before the sticks and got tackled like Juju Smith Schuster tried to do the Kevin Dyson reach out in the Super Bowl and he was like four yards short it was so sad to watch we got robbed of the

one Big Ben like play that was awesome because we were watching the Jets Titans game but like they're just not good they're not a good football team I had a different outlook on Matt Canada's I actually wrote this down because I have the Steelers offense I have

this is how they script out their plays first down hand off to Najae second down pass to Najae for the exact same amount of yards that he got you on first down but negative in the backfield so you're back to third and ten and then third down

throw two yards short of the sticks and then pond but they do do the long pass once they get down by double digits then they'll throw a long pass to Johnson that sometimes it will also land like seven yards in bounds far in bounds to catch but it's always that same pass where it's one

guy running down the sideline and Big Ben loves that throw he did hit it for a touchdown so that that happened and I think the Packers are very good I really do unfortunately think the Packers again similar to what we just said with the Steelers bills that

Packers Saints game will be like a huh for the rest of the season because I think the Packers are going to just go on a tear and I mean their offense is very hard to stop and they play just enough defense that it's yeah they're a really good team and it fucking hurts me to say

and I hate Aaron Rodgers but he's got to cut his hair he can't do this and also look like a fucking asshole you know what he's doing so he says he's growing it out for a Halloween costume I think we can safely assume that he's going to go as young Michael Scott from the office for Halloween

I think that's pretty obvious knowing what I know about Aaron Rodgers they're going to like Slutty Tiger King they're going to Steve Steve Belichick yeah they're going to be six in one heading into their game against the Cardinals in a week whatever is they're playing the Bengals the Bears

in the Washington football team what do you mean they're going to be six in one they're going to beat the Washington football they're going to beat the Bears they're going to beat the Bengals like they're good football team and they're going to in Aaron Rodgers is going to I'm sure now he like loves everyone in the Green Bay

front office and he's like you know that was all just you know I got a little crazy but we're going to win a Super Bowl and then the only thing I can hope for and I hold on to is that the Packers like are the best team in the world at losing NFC championship games so that's all I got I'm rooting for Aaron Jones

though he has he had a special pocket sewn into his jersey this week so he could keep his dad's ashes with him on the field so he wouldn't leave it in the end zone by mistake Roger Goodell is definitely going to find him well yeah that is definitely no it's not only taunting but like you can't wear different cleats you can't

alter a uniform he had a pouch sewn into the official that's illegal unless Roger Goodell can figure out how to make money off it and maybe he does like November is dad remembrance month yeah and then every players every player that has a dead father wears their father with them then he can sell it online for money yeah

you sell the new jerseys the custom jerseys for to carry your family's ashes football really is family yeah for yeah it's dad month yeah in the NFL yes Ashley dead or alive dad month yeah um yeah no I I don't know the Steelers though like they have to I

I really think big big Ben might just he should just retire halfway through the season well the good news is if big Ben keeps playing this way he's got to come back next year because Ben's like I can't go out like this right you it's like if you're shooting in the gym you got to go out on a make right he's gonna have somehow Marquis

pounce he's gonna show up to the last game and they're gonna sit on the sideline on the on the bench together being like I didn't want to end this way it's not over I can't I can't walk away like this no he's gonna retire he might retire in the middle of the season I actually yeah I'm gonna say it right now I think

it's bad man it's bad what are they gonna do go to Dwayne Haskins yeah I think they might have to because I don't know how like you can't he's and it sucks because he still can throw the ball deep it's not like a drew breeze when he

when he physically could not throw the ball deep or Peyton Manning when Peyton Manning at the end when it was like Peyton Manning gets shot up before every single game and he has like 15 minutes where he has zip on his ball and then it just loses everything it just ducks everywhere big Ben actually can

throw it it's just his mobility is so hampered he also gets scared anytime he gets touched yeah fumble that he had where he fell backwards and just the ball was just because he got scared and he throws any I feel like he's also scared to throw interceptions so he throws it like way too far

I just it's sad it's sad to watch I don't want to see him go out this way it's just not fun like even Phil Rivers was still Phil Rivers you know what I mean like big Ben is not big Ben anymore if Tom Brady wins a Super Bowl and then retires after this year I guarantee Big Ben gets on the phone with Bruce

Arians his former coordinator he's like hey I'd like to do with you what you did with Brady and then Arians has to figure out a way to tell him to fuck off yeah well he might just be like all right let's do it let's throw deep but fuck it yeah I throw deep all game I could see Ben seeing himself as the next Tom Brady

to go down to Tampa Bay and get his career like a one last run at a Super Bowl yes but I don't I don't think Bruce Arians is going to buy it no no um it's sad Big Ben please retire I don't want to do that I don't want to watch you every Sunday it depresses me it depresses me

I still want to watch Big Ben every Sunday it depresses me it's it's very very sad to watch um all right Cardinals Rams Kyler Murray is the MVP through four games we should actually we should actually rename it to the Russell Wilson MVP the Russell Wilson first half MVP

Kyler Murray is the winner this year Trayvon Diggs he's mine Kyler Murray is the winner this year Kyler had another great 60 to 0 stop that he put on today he's insane he's so he's so fun to watch when you when he scrambles around uh it was a really fun game

to watch overall but I expected more from the Rams offense early in the game but Stafford didn't look that good it was still like seeing those two teams colors together on the field just knowing that the Rams will be a good team at the end there that's what made it fun and also the over hit uh but if the Rams

played in the first half like they played on that last drive of the game when the game was completely out of hand and Sean McVeigh just got us the over because he's a nice guy with perfectly normal facial hair then uh it would have been a much closer game but obviously the Cardinals defense I don't think has been talked about enough

outside of Chandler Jones first five game sack correct five sack game but today they played pretty well yeah no they're they they're a good unit and Kyler Murray just I he's the MVP because he does like I think half the time Cliff Kingsbury isn't even drawing

up plays it's like Kyler just run around and make something happen he's like okay I got it and he does that all the time he keeps so many plays alive and makes like something out of nothing that no other quarterback right now playing at that level like can do it's it's crazy

because he does it all they're fucking insane they showed Cliff Kingsbury about two dozen times on the sidelines are in the game not a single one of the time was he ever looking at the field I don't think he looks at the field he looks like he's just at a club high-fiving his friends that are passing by he's just like chatting up his

team being like hey man what's going on he should have a vodka soda in his hands when he's on the sideline because he had the sunglasses on indoors which what the fuck man that's like I don't think he's a vodka soda guy I think he's like a tequila on the rocks because he's like you know he's Keto and he does a crossfit gym

maybe um that's that's the type of guy that he is he's like I just got into this the the agave or whatever the fuck it's called like it's got the lowest cows mezcal yeah yeah I could see him doing just straight up sugar-free red bull and vodka yeah

no ice no ice because you get more you get more you get more of the red no that's college cliff he's he listen he's got money now he lives in a nice fucking house in Scottsdale with the white leather he's got impressed people so he's got a drink he's got a drink Christopher Maltesani's tequila

this is a Clooney brought this yeah right exactly the I was happy to see this is gonna sound weird I was happy to see the Rams play poorly knowing that like let down games can still happen in the pros it feels good it feels good to

know that like they they really did think they won the Super Bowl last week and they were riding high and to see like it gives you a little sense of like I know how the world works that a team that wins a big fucking game is gonna probably suck the next week it felt good to have that normalcy

also breakfast club update not so good so Cooper cup had 13 targets the next most targeted receiver had six so Matt Stafford is he now forcing it to his best friend who eats breakfast with every day okay so who's number two on that

is a couple guys with six but 13 to six is significant it's still and Cooper cup only had five catches out of those 13 targets I still I think the offense is going to be fine in the long term we're not we're not talking that much about how the Rams lost their running

back before the season even started and we just all assume because the track record that they've had recently that they can just put whoever in there I think people talked about it I mean they went three and oh everyone said that they were the greatest team in the world so I I mean I think they got you know what I

mean like you can't I don't think then be like injuries because they lost the game I don't think they have a bad I don't think that they have a balanced offense though well I just I know that Matt Stafford didn't look good today so it's like the Rams to be this great story of Matt Stafford and I I do too but you have to at least

call it out when it didn't look good and it didn't look good today so I think that's fair you can't then be like injuries because the first three weeks you agree like everyone in national media was like the Rams are the greatest thing ever Matt Stafford this is incredible I think he's gonna be a Hall of Famer so

I'm guilty as well so when they when they lay a dud and they laid a dud today they don't get to them they I mean they ran the ball actually very well today 23 rushes for 121 yards who but they split it up Darryl Henderson Darryl Henderson ran it the most 14

yeah 14 attempts I mean they've been fine I I just I think the Cardinals are just playing really really good football right now and they've got a little chip on their shoulder they got something to prove so Collar Murray's my my Russell Wilson MVP count it I I like the Cardinals but

there's something about them that's their uniforms they're not letting me buy in it's the Arizona Cardinals but even still I feel like what we saw out of the Cardinals in the last couple years especially like last year when it was supposed to be Cliff Kingsbury's offense is about to take over the entire NFL

and it didn't immediately do it I have a very fine amount of patience when it comes to like having my expectations set that high for an offense when it doesn't fulfill it in year one then I just like shut it off and I'm like Kingsbury's a fraud well it's not it's not even that Mr.

Giroud and now this year their offense is just like switching to an entirely new gear where Collar Murray looks like as you said he's the first half MVP I was not prepared for the offense to take that biggest step up so mentally I'm still in the middle of last year with these Arizona Cardinals it's it's

not even that it's as simple as this it's a visualization thing the Arizona Cardinals wearing their road whites playing in Green Bay playing in New York playing in Dallas playing in name any like in New Orleans they don't win those games

they just don't that's a visual thing that's why you don't trust the Cardinals and I agree with you like if you think about like if you flash forward right now and it is the last week of January and the Arizona Cardinals are going to Green Bay come on

are the Cardinals come on are they that just doesn't make sense in my brain that's some teams just you don't make sense of them winning a big game on the road in a playoff environment in the cold the Cardinals are borderline candy-ass not necessarily uniforms which are sometimes candy-ass

but just as a franchise they've got they've got kind of a candy-ass vibe to them wait is Larry Fitzgerald still playing no do you retire I think low-key I think low-key he's out he's sneaky retired wait he's just thought of he's gonna be a senator agent

what so he didn't retire Larry Fitzgerald I just thought of this that's fucking crazy you did you think about that he has not enough retiring he doesn't feel the urge to play right now so he's retired

that might also mean that he's going to come back for the playoffs or waiting for the right opportunity yeah so so what would that be if he was going to come back later on the season the Arizona Cardinals would be the right opportunity no but I mean like later on this season when's the last that you can come back it's like early November

to be honest poll in this room has anyone thought of Larry Fitzgerald this year I have not until right now I've thought of him when a couple weeks ago just casually yeah it was like where's Larry Fitzgerald is he still playing there's no big like announcement of his retirement nothing literally nothing until right this

second that I thought like a pop in my head you know what I thought about him it was it was when they were playing the Vikings and they showed a picture of him as a kid yeah as a ballboy for the Minnesota Vikings yeah but that's crazy did you play last year yeah pretty sure fuck Larry Fitzgerald you deserve

a retirement dude what are you doing all right I don't know why I just thought of Larry Fitzgerald but where the fuck is he he'll be back did he get hurt last year I I don't know no he didn't but A.J. Green I guess took his spot oh you think he got this is also 130 in the morning little time check

yeah I'm just thinking of Larry Fitzgerald I actually I do think that he's going to come back later on this year and and play on the Cardinals play on the Cardinals yeah especially if there's an injury he plays tight end that would be sick I always wonder I always wonder definitely with that ass

that's a blocking and he's got it you know I'm saying not that tight he's got dumped on him got it got it all right Seahawks Niners Seahawks flipped it they flipped it on everyone they didn't score in the first half and they or they scored seven in the first half then they went Pazinga in the

second half I this was I don't really know how to judge this game because Jimmy Garoppolo got hurt and Robbie Gold got hurt and there's nothing more hilarious than a kicker who's not a kicker having to kick so it was the punter kicking and then Kyle Jusich

holding which is just a hilarious thing to watch and like it was very clear it wasn't going to work and then Trey Lance Trey Lance going from playing one game last year in FCS to being thrown in an NFL game not as like a gimmick quarterback but like

hey you actually have to play this entire second half that has to be the most the biggest like mind fuck of all time yeah what when he passes he reminds me of how cap used to be on a bad day yeah for the Niners like he he's got a cannon he's Joe Milton he guns it he can throw the dick out of the ball

yeah it's going to go in the vicinity of where he's aiming but he doesn't have he doesn't have any of the touch and he doesn't have the anticipation so they have to run a different offense where Jimmy G his offense is like almost entirely based on anticipating and then throwing a nice little like soft ball right that will sometimes get to where

the receiver is about to be but Trey Lance he just like fucking guns rifles it just guns people over people like at people's feet so Jimmy G has a calf he says hopefully it's one of those things where I'll just be out for a couple weeks so it sounds like to get

real into the nuts and bolts of the medical diagnosis of it yeah hands like yeah if you're lucky you'll be alive tomorrow he I actually saw the he was like tearing up because someone reporter asked if it was an Achilles he's like I hope not it's like wait you don't know yeah I don't know why they

let him talk about his injury yeah has no idea he's just like it feels like the back of my leg yes my calves are cramping up real bad speaking of injuries George Kittle's got to stop doing this to us because that he he is good for it probably once every like three weeks

where his knee or some body part gets twisted and we sit here and we're like well that his career is over yeah and then you look on the sideline and he's like just rubbing it a little bit and then two seconds later he's in catching a ball and getting

smoked over the middle and like blocking everyone he's a big war zone guy I think that he believes that after his body gets turned into the letter Z and some crazy hit from a weird angle he can just go to the sidelines and hit self-revive yes for like 15 seconds and then he's like okay he hears

the sound maybe rubs the Joker tattoo in his arm real quick he's like I'm good put me back in I refuse to admit that I'm injured he just eats a pizza like in the old Ninja Turtles game yeah he's walking it's all his life back there's a medical kit that's on the ground on the sidelines he just walks over it

and absorbs it and his health goes back to 100 yes yes someone someone just puts like literally holds up a brief case with with the red X on it or the the cross on it yeah and like presses it up against him he's like alright my life is back recharges but I mean I have no idea how he's able to do it it's a

he is the ultimate example of mind over matter yeah where if you just if you truly believe that you're not actually hurt maybe you aren't really hurt also the true definition of like how insanely different athletes bodies are than the regular people yes because

that guy watched that play and I like all my let all my leg bones will be broken my hip bone be broken my like neck would be broken everything and he's fine like the flexibility in the athleticism that these guys have it's fucking insane we actually should just

we should have that like a one day one game a year we're just regular people playing and just see play the game until everyone's injured it'd be like one quarter it'd be very funny to watch because we think like injuries oh my god this guy's injury prone any of us go out there

we'd be injured in two seconds well yeah the caveat is it would have to be all of us that take turns going on the field against other NFL players and just getting absolutely like pro pro versus Joe's not pros like one of us versus entire team of pros

if you had to go out there and play it's I'm sorry it's 136 Joe pros versus Joe Joe yeah Joe you I would say like maybe five snaps before you get an injury game warm ups pregame warm ups it depends on what snaps

yeah it depends but like you with the caveat that you have to be involved in the action yeah so maybe three half half a play three I could maybe before before the whistles blown at the end of the play on play one I'm getting at least two discs ruptured yeah I'm just hoping that like

I would fall correctly for the first one and the second one maybe it's a false start and the third one and I'd break my neck I think if you let me kick off I could I could kick off without getting off the field yeah like the dog I would take my I would pick up my

boysy fuck dude yeah no he did dude what was a new one you almost had joy no that you were able to tell me that yeah I have joy my dogs literally dying right now I'm sorry I mean I'm serious so yes I have no joy telling you that the boysy dog

died that's not that's not fair we just did what that's not fair it's the truth I have no joy in that it happened like I don't know five months ago it's sad I remember I used my one my dog just died on like a complaint to Jeff D Lowe

on the dozen that was a big mistake I could have kept that in my back pocket it's like using the please god help us score touchdown the preseason yes yes yes the what's her name I'll I'll I'll cut was he on the team Alarcon practice squad I think practice squad shout out

that guy only other note I had in this game was Jamal Adams the accessory king of the NFC west is back yes he had he's got more arm bands on yes do you see the guy the guy on Texas he does the leg bands he had like 15 leg bands on the little little tiny ones

hilarious yeah it's the Texas thing you have to be good yeah pull that off you have to be very because if you're bad and you try to do it then that that just makes it easier for the coaches to cut you people yeah who's our main guy yeah he's going to clown you all right Ravens Broncos to wrap it up Hollywood

Hollywood Brown gets his nickname back for one week no yeah no why because he played well because we took his name away I think he heard us it's a motivational tactic for him that if he doesn't have the nickname he's always in a state of trying to earn it back but you got to give it back and then we're going to take it away

it's just a back and forth tell you what let's give it back to him during the week okay it's gone on Friday show he was good though he had the big the big deep bomb in the first half I this was another this was kind of similar to the Panthers

the Broncos I think are okay I think their defense is good obviously Teddy Bridgewater got hurt but he was playing poorly before he got hurt the Broncos have played no one and then the Ravens are a legit team so you saw them have to step up in class

and the Ravens kind of were able to control the whole thing and then we got to see Drew Locke which was nice yeah it was I guess it was nice yeah I mean he's not it was lovely to see him able to play football so yeah out there throwing a pick in the same way where you see like a friend from high school for the

first time in ten years oh hey what's up man they did they did a little intro of him dancing on the sideline like on the broadcast that was cool Lamar by the way second three hundred yard game in his career okay so there it is good job Lamar got two now also

John Harbaugh kept the streak alive at the end of the game to get another consecutive game where the Ravens have hundred yards rushing oh so I forget how many streaks with the streaks at right now but they've got shit what is it Harbaugh admitted after the game he's like

yeah that's why even though the game was well in hand we continue to run the football in the fourth quarter on that final possession just to keep that streak going King of streaks three season streaks yeah he John Harbaugh knows all the weird streaks that you talk about in the comment section I actually

I think he's a commenter I think that if you search far enough he's probably like on pro football focus like in the comment section they're digging around for the real deep shit 102 102 yards 102 yards Ravens streak rushing also

Levy on Bell still in the NFL yep when someone said that today they're like Levy on Bell is going to play today it was like for who Levy on Bell was on the practice squad this year Levy on Bell has been in the league for what seven years actually something tells me that Levy on Bell

is one of those guys when you guess how old he is you think he's 33 and he's probably like 27 well running backs that never counts for running backs you can never do that with running backs because they're always younger Jake can you look that up see how old Levy on Bell is 28 28 29

like running backs 29 yeah 29 29 yeah that makes sense he's just running backs age very differently oh shit it was 43 games in a row the Raven streak of having a hundred yard Russian game that ties the NFL record

so next week oh yeah so that makes sense it does really wanted to to keep that alive because you're that close because otherwise you'd be like dude what are you doing who cares like that doesn't but but John Harbaugh like the Harbaugh is definitely

think in the back of their minds they John Harbaugh is advanced analytically clearly but there's something deep down inside of him the Jack Harbaugh is like in his head like whispering being like if you run the football you win the game yeah if you have more rushing attempts

than the other team you end up winning but it's one of those nice places where the Venn diagram of old school football and then math geeks kind of converge where it's like yeah it's the number is absolutely correct the reason that you're doing it doesn't always mean like you're it's a skewed

stat to say if we run the ball more than the opponent we win the game because you get ahead and then you start running the ball whereas if you're behind you start throwing it but it's not wrong but I love that he's doing it who are the Ravens playing next week they're playing they have a good game next week I think I just said

who they were playing I can't remember again it's 142 right now it's not a good game it's an old revenge game a city revenge game so they're going to get that record next week that's Kevin Costner's fucking John Harbaugh's wife in which case

they'll postpone the game Leonard has like 50 tackles instead of his usual 28 wow that's a little quirk I like that Jake it's going to be a Monday night football game

against the Colts Monday night football game against the Colts they're going to play the Mayflower Club they might do an animation of it which will be so cool and then it will be like the two franchises since oh yes as the trucks go like this truck

went past the Super Bowl line and then this one oh that's going to be fun that's going to be really good fun great week 4 though awesome witching hour late games weren't that great but overall I would say

4 out of 5 balls 4 out of 5 balls is pretty good my team won your team won hey no morally it was a statement loss hey where would you power rank your team

in this room this is a this is uncharted territory 1 1 the pagers are better than the bears the Jets and the Washington football team without a doubt without a doubt if we play next week

the pagers will be favored against all of us am I wrong maybe not the Washington football team probably the bears and the Jets I think the pagers are probably better than the bears I think they're better than the football team but if I'm being honest

if you give me the truth sir if they fix their defense I guess you guys know but I mean if they fix their defense if you fix your defense then watch out right Billy Jake said a reminder Billy said remember they're beating the pagers in the playoffs

oh yeah that's right oh you know what's actually crazy we have the NFL parody clock right inside the studio right now because the dolphins jakes team beat the pagers right? so there you go so the dolphins are better than the pagers

who are better than the Jets no no no who are better than the football team who's better than the wait they didn't beat the I'm just saying hypothetically better than the football team have they not played any common opponents

why are you guys doing this why not this is fun we gotta figure out the pecking order here alright we got this the pagers have only beat the Jets right the Jets beat the Titans

the Seahawks who else did the Titans beat who else did the Titans beat Tractor Seedle Colts Colts just beat the dolphins who only beat the pagers the Seahawks beat the Niners

the Niners beat the Eagles the Eagles didn't cover the spread against the Cowboys Eagles beat who did the Eagles beat we're starting to get into the part of the season where I can't remember

Eagles beat the Falcons now football team who did the Falcons beat the Giants beat the Saints the Saints beat the Patriots what about the Jets playing

the Falcons next week we're on something the Saints beat the Packers and the Packers beat the Bears but yeah sure in theory they have beaten them so many times

the Steelers beat the Bills and the Bills beat the football team yeah so there's that who'd you guys beat so we beat the Giants and the Falcons sounds like the Bears might be number one

you can't connect the Bears haven't played anybody the Bears haven't played anybody so that was going to be people are going to be so mad about that it is 145 football guy that we brought to you by Chevy

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in Canada University of Regina quarterback Sawyer Pittman what? Regina? Regina University of Regina Regina? University of Regina

yeah so basically this dude in a big upset of Calgary who apparently is the Alabama of Canadian college football are you specifically trying to avoid like American college football in NFL you went high school to CFL no this is

Canadian college are you trolling us? if you guys have seen this video he scores a touchdown he jumps to the end zone he's gushing like leaking blood out of his face and he's giving a sideline interview

and he's like talking to the reporter and he's like spitting blood at the reporter just talking about scoring and it's a really awesome video but it was in a huge upset of Calgary which is the best who was number one at the time so it was a big underdog win

and this guy was just balling out and he commented to how Billy chooses his football guys the week you either have to be bleeding or drunk and then Billy's like okay I'm gonna pencil you in it's like old school wrestling this is underground wrestling this is college football American

he had thumbtacks sticking out of his back he threw him through a cell you should actually try to recreate like attitude to our wrestling and see if we catch on it's a great video anyway our second nominee is Case Hatch he won a state

so he broke his second face mask of the season on a huge come across crack back block and he wants to take all of his broken face mask because he thinks there's gonna be more of them and put them on a chain I like that sound

warming up that's good I like that one my third nominee for football guy of the week is Vanderbilt head coach Clark Lea who head butted a player after an interception and in his post game preference he said I guess in my heart

I am still full back always seeking contact the fourth is Joe Judge Joe Judge said if Excel was the key to winning football games Excel like the shirt size

Excel we talked about this last week I know we mentioned it but he's on the list the key to winning football games Bill Gates would be killing it right now great Joe Judge cook he also put it on the books didn't he say he's not afraid to go for it

I don't live in a place of fear I like that I like when football coaches get real introspective Joe Judge is the type of football guy right now where he if he could just get everyone to buy in maybe 115%

they could win a Super Bowl but more than likely than not they're all going to be like you fucking suck dude I'm done running laps you're fired well almost the problem is the more he pushes to try to get above the 110% that he demands

the more he'll probably end up alienating some of his good players but also at the same time the more Dave Gettelman will love him and be like I'm glad that you're making your team hate you that's how I know you're a great hire because you're a real old school football guy he's

quick shout out to last week's winner Connor Davis the popular offensive lineman with the stack of pancakes he won why was he eating pancakes? because he likes pancake blocks because he likes to eat pancakes according to his photo

but does he eat them? I think when he has a bunch of pancake blocks and he also does them and what is doing them mean? Hank is going to kill me me too, let's wrap up with who's back in the week I vote for the Arizona State Fullback me too

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when you download the Cash App from the App Store or Google Play Store today Hank, who's back in the week to wrap us up? I was back in the week as baseball crazy weekend in baseball there was a lot on the line for a lot of games there was a chaos scenario

that could have unfolded today in the AL with the wild card and there being a tiebreaker but it worked out where the Red Sox and the Yankees both won kind of dramatically, the Yankees wanted to walk off the Red Sox one on a go head home run in the top of the ninth so they're going to be playing each other in a one

game wild card on Tuesday in Boston so it's exciting it's that time of year to jump on the baseball bandwagon well you did it a month ago I've been on the bandwagon but I'm sad the chaos didn't happen because I just wanted to see how it all got sorted out

like I feel robbed by the fact that we spent all day talking about all these scenarios and then it was just like oh yeah there's no extra game I want to see a game yet tomorrow I want to just have a game at like 3 o'clock tomorrow the Blue Jays and Mariners were both like good stories the Blue Jays have been playing really well

and the Mariners obviously not being in the playoffs for so many years it would have been cool but I'm happy obviously it wasn't I would have been cool if it was like the Red Sox and then it was a three way tie or whatever I would have liked to just to see how Rob Manfred's plans

like when he laid out the scenarios for how these tie breakers would be resolved I would want to see a scenario where it ended up that they ended up having to play like a double header starting at 10 30 a.m. because this was the one scenario the nightmare scenario for the league office I want to see his decisions

get exploited to their fullest extent but I mean Yankees Red Sox good for baseball yeah it is good for baseball Hank how are you feeling are you are you fully like what what will happen if they lose I'll be devastated

okay more devastated than tonight I think yeah I mean Garrett Garrett Cole in the bump this is why you pay him all the money hopefully the Red Sox can can fuck his day up especially it's just one of those things too where obviously you know

I'm not going to pretend like I watched 162 games in the regular season I have watched you know a bunch this last month but the added factor of you know Jake Marsh and all the other Yankee fuck head fans that we have to deal with and see and interact

with every day it means more Jake Marsh is a real fuck head and I think fuck heads I think it's Jake Marsh he's an F-U-C-K head yeah when you think of just Guido, New York asshole fans you got Jake Marsh right in your head

one thing I don't want to see happen but we have such a wide variety of every type of Yankee fan in the office and like it's they all come together and just become one insufferable force yeah do we really have a wide variety of all Yankees fan

that's your big cat greeting you after you play golf like that wouldn't you agree though we have like we have the geeks we have the Guidos Jake

nice guys I would really just hate to see John Carlos stand and go 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts that would be tough funny too yeah anyone over the monster last week I want to throw this out there I saw this tweet Danny O'Neill

I think he's a Mariners beat writer he said did you know in the Mariners 44 years of existence they've experienced more ruptured testicles 5 than playoff appearances 4 that's incredible I think we all beat that stat

I don't want to speak for everyone but I have the exact same amount of what? of ruptured testicles and playoff wins yes that is a fact no you don't have more ruptured testicles than playoff wins though I'm saying I have the same amount

so I beat that stat personally what do you mean? they have more ruptured testicles than playoff wins playoff appearances I'm tied at 0 unless you count the team head express 5 in the last did you win?

Mike Parrot in 1980 won his first game and then finished 1 in 16 on the year and also ruptured testicle Jose Manzanillo ruptured both his testicles that's tough

Mitch Hannigar ruptured one of his testicles and then I don't know what the other one was but Jesus Christ that's a lot of ruptured testicles who do you want to win that game? I just want pain for either

I want drama you know what I mean? don't you agree that it would be more funny for the Yankees fans to get that pain? I think Boston's been through enough this week I just want drama I'm going to pull

my sports journalism card because there's going to be a live stream watching it's going to be hilarious so whoever's up I want to lose is really the answer whoever's winning I want to lose I have some breaking news

I want him to lose late breaking news the seam head express the seam head express it was not meant to be I lost 4 to 6 in the championship against Chilling's bloody sock

it was a great run though it's something to build on I think you're going to have a little hangover next year next year? lose your hangover that's tough what a story that would have been my who's back this week is Strikers

Strikers getting lit up on the field at Boise State a ref ended up taking out the Strikers body slam I love when the refs get into it when they're just like enough is enough the stadium security is not doing a good enough job and just lit them up I do want to say

Strikers way too liberally here in America if you're not naked I'll even say you can be wearing underwear and I'll still count that as a Strikers but we can't be calling everyone that runs on the field a Strikers when they're fully clothed

you're just a trespasser I need you to at least make an effort and remove most of your articles of clothing to be considered a Strikers so I don't like it when they say there's a Strikers on the field that's bullshit Strikers we get way too many

someone just runs that doesn't count my who's back this week is Urban Meyer if you missed it, Urban Meyer was trending all of Saturday and a good portion of Sunday as well because Urban Meyer decided to have a night out on Friday he decided to have a night out

and there was a video that was released of a younger woman not his wife grinding on him Urban Meyer kept his hands to himself and he was very funny because he's always funny to joke about Urban Meyer so he had his hands in front of him

don't know what the hands were doing at the time that was obscured by the way he was sitting it looked like it might have been a tip drill but who knows but it seems like Shelly Meyer, his wife is cool with it so I actually thinking about it more

after we got our usual jokes out and Urban Meyer is going to step away you know, sex addiction or she's going to step away because he has issues whatever it was we were all tweeting out him collapsing and everything I thought about it more

I think Shelly Meyer might win wife of the year because she tweeted something like I'm at home with my grandkids this is my choice or something like that that made me to believe that she was like Urban, go out and remember why you're Urban Meyer go out

and pick up a chick and get that swagger back get that charisma back get that fucking confidence back I think she actually sent him out to be like go out pick up a chick, don't have sex with her but pick her up

and remind yourself why you're the alpha why you're the big bull and what he was doing is big time alpha move where you just stand up at a wall have you seen a guy at a party in college really backing up into him and he's just standing there like yeah

that's what Urban did he turned the flame on and a moth came fluttering over I really do think that this is the greatest move that his wife's ever pulled I'm going to bet the Jaguars next week because of this he has confidence in him

he's reminding himself why he's Urban Meyer it's also hilarious that he doesn't realize I think he was out in Ohio because they played on Thursday um you're the most famous guy in the state of Ohio and you're like like you're just getting grinded on

it's crazy it's crazy that Urban Meyer actually you know what it's not crazy that Urban Meyer doesn't realize that like everything gets videotaped well some football coaches when they see shit that trends on twitter they're like oh that's just a twitter thing that's going on it is a video

of you at a bar getting grinded on but once it becomes an issue on twitter it becomes less real to them because now it's a conversation of oh I can't believe that this video got put on twitter now twitter's going nuts about it and then he can like commiserate with his wife about that instead of being like

hey uh looked like you were having another stroke Urban if you know what I'm saying yes so he's you know what he had his wedding ring on it's fine Urban Meyer just let Urban Meyer get his confidence back uh breaking moves 2

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2 2 2 2 2 They say it was just left 24 minutes later. I love that there was a beat Standing outside with a stop coach. It's been a little bucks locker room for over 20 minutes now He went in there and he and Tom Brady retreated to a quiet area and Bellachex just left 24 minutes later

Oh, shit that probably got very emotional Probably funny if they just like No, they were like just grinded on Imagine if they were just wrestling Like they were wrestling and like fighting it out But like they had a mutual combat rule of like no face punches Because we don't want anyone to know that we were fighting They were just fucking like kidney shotting each other for 24 minutes. I love that though

It's now everyone's gonna have their theory on what was discussed. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Billy your who's back Or no, Jake you go and then Billy you go and wrap us up My who's back is a doppelganger's so a few months ago people there was a viral video Yeah, of people thinking someone was me at a bar. Oh, really? It was not it wasn't no another guy named Jake Yes, we found right Hank's a witness right and now there's another picture of our friend Rudy We work with Rudy. He thinks he saw me in Soho But it's not me. Oh, yeah, what you don't think that looks like pictures The feet going out at 90 degree angles

That's you Yeah, him, but Jack. I've noticed that so that guy was mean that guy's wearing a fast back It's too in the morning of your same mean shit like that Is this how you felt when people tag you playing at like no because people just see any man or woman It was really it was very mean every time. I'm I'm five I didn't even like it. I liked it. I saw it. I like it personally. Yeah, let me be like I personally like Jets ball boy with the glasses. Yeah, it was yeah, it's funny in theory

Theoretically, I had a good laugh. Jake. Don't take this wrong way. I have enough No, I have an honest question for you when you were in high school that guy's wearing a backpack Did you ever? Own a roller suitcase Okay, follow-up question what Great were you in when you first wore a suit to school? Never in high school in middle school. Maybe never middle school. What about picture day? I was certain picture Six one time a polo shorts. This is suit maybe college

Until college soon college to class. Well, sometimes it was like a broadcast day. Yeah You're right broadcast day. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Billy wrap us up My who's back the week is oil spills. There's an oil spill off of Southern, California Guess what else is happening soon Rob Schneider movie Rob Schneider movies coming out in November Interesting, so that's my who's back. It's just pointing it out relation causation. Who knows and to wrap us up I knew there was something very unique about this beginning of the NFL season We've had crazy primetime games Adam Schefter just tweeted There have been 15 games in this season with the game winning score in the final minute of regulation or an overtime the most such

Games through the first weeks of a season in the past 50 years Whoa, what do you say Hank? He tweeted that like a minute ago Yeah, Billy's giving us a real-time update. Yeah, there we go. Okay, that's that's what you knew though Can't actually help me out chap That's what g'dell is doing this year because like last year the flags were up There are down during the pandemic. Yes, this year. He's just making sure that we have close games. Yeah, Buffalo Wild Wings Yeah, thank you commissioner g'dell wise as always Billy what we got we're gonna put your plate

No, we're we're done plates. It's not a long show. Yeah, and I really I'm thinking back to The like who beat who I get that's gonna torture me. We got to figure that out Let's keep the show. All right. The show is officially over Numbers numbers for the rest in the show. We're gonna try to figure out the wheel of death 9 97 8 8 18 63 63 new all right

63 It's gotta be the the um the Patriots be the Seahawks beating the Where do we start from we do we are we starting from the Patriots? Yeah, it's very easy Patriots the Patriots beat the Jets. Yeah The Jets beat the Titans The Dolphins beat the Patriots the Patriots beat the Jets the Jets beat the Titans The Titans beat the Seahawks The Seahawks be the Niners the Niners the Niners beat the Eagles

But the Eagles beat the Falcons the 49ers also Falcons beat the Giants the Giants beat the Saints the Saints beat the Packers the Packers beat who the Lions the Lions Oh, no, no that no the Packers beat Packers beat the Steelers Steelers and who else the Niners the Packers beat the Steelers the Steelers beat the Bills the Bills beat the Washington football team football team beat the Giants and the Falcons Damn it. Hang on wait. Who else of the Bills beat the Bills beat

Texans Washington, Miami who beat the Patriots Wait, no, no the Texans. Who do the Texans beat the Texans beat the Jaguars fuck. That's a bad one Bills beat who? Dolphins who beat the Patriots dolphins Texans Washington football team Dolphins No, wait, do we go back to the Saints? No, we go Washington football team and then yeah, we're fucking stuck god damn it Bills beat the Packers the Packers if we went Packers

Bills beat the Bears in the preseason. No Niners. Oh No, I already did Niners, but who else did the Niners beat they beat the Eagles Eagles I have the Legals, okay, the Niners beat the Eagles they beat the Lions the Lions and beat anyone What about can we go back to the Saints? Saints beat who the Patriots fuck Saints beat the paid yeah Saints beat the Patriots and The Packers yeah, we're stuck who did the Packers beat We already did that the Lions and the Steelers and

The Niners and the Niners who beat the Eagles Who beat the Falcons which is who? That's what I kind of wish that the Falcons had won today. Yeah, they would have made everything better Yeah, this show would have been 30 minutes shorter Way to go Arthur Smith. See you guys Wednesday. Love you guys Sloth smooth so slow moss grows on them Time I'll be gone, I'll be gone

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