Pardon My Take - NFL Week 4, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Bills Whomp The Dolphins, Hank Faces Reality And More

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Starting point is 00:00:23 It was a great game. Hank is going to join me in the quarterback wilderness, even though Justin Fields actually played well today. We have a lot to talk about and we're going to get to all the games. Who's back the week? Maybe a little Ryder Cup, which was great. And it is all brought to you by our friends at proper number 12. Rich and smooth, proper number 12 Irish whiskey, new smooth to the core, proper number 12 rich and smooth proper number 12 Irish whiskey new smooth to the

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Starting point is 00:02:41 Ladies and gentlemen, hey, teach. They should wake up that guy from Green Day. Yes. We start in Western New York where the bills wasted the dolphins. Speaking of wasted bills, my former friend, Nikki Spokes, makes $100,000 a year. Gabe Jefferson Davis didn't keep its civil and said, suck my Dixie as he drew first blood for an ealy lead.

Starting point is 00:03:03 Braxton, Wal-Barrillus tried to respond, but things went south, gritting Buffalo a huge win. Tune in for Civil War II, later this year in Miami. Bills 41, Dolphins 20, hey teach. Yeah boom? No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. And that's officially spooky season as Sam Halloween hooked up with his son Dippin Dotson and Brian Robinson Junior Ments.

Starting point is 00:03:32 Jalen Hurtzies was straight off his huge payday where he got lots and lots of hundred grants. Trace Milky Way looked more ready for Thanksgiving. Hey boom, I tuned in to the bar stool gambling cave for overtime and I thought I was watching Oppenheimer because all I saw was a fat man and a little boy. Assault, teach, assault. In Ovo time, Drake Elliott had the jumbo trudge shit popping. As he said, imagine if I never hit the poach skis.

Starting point is 00:04:01 Nailing a 54-year-older for the win. Eagles, 34. The commander is 31er for the win. Eagles 34, not commiders 31, across the pond. Everyone woke up with a raging morning woody as King Arthur Smith went to battle with the Saxonville Jaguars. I saw a speedy wide receiver walking around the end zone. A-woo! Drake were wolves, a London, had a huge scorn Zeevan and British Falcons fans are saying sends solicitors muskets and pounds. The shit has hit the fan.

Starting point is 00:04:30 In the words of my good friend Paul McCartney, Desmond's throwing picks at O. Rackwood pace. Kyle's running routes without the ball. Desmond says the Kyle I'm going to miss this pass. And Kyle says coach what was that call? Obladee Oblada, Falcon's Lose, La, Lose, Lose, Lose, Lose, Lose, Oblady, Oblada, Falcon's Lose, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La, La We head back to stage side where the Panthers first overall pick doesn't look a thing like Jesus But he was drafted like a ghetto man like you imagine when you saw Price young I got school, but I'm not a soldier. I got school, but I'm not a soldier

Starting point is 00:05:20 As the Panthers led by Frank Mr. Reichside Fall to O and four killing their season. What's it for all? Let's go, OJ, as the Panthers led by Frank, Mr. Reichside, fall to O and four, killing their season, watching for all. Bikers, 21, the Panthers, 13. In Chicago, where the Comets didn't look feeble, as he hauled in one touchdown and another, another. But the tank will continue in Chicago.

Starting point is 00:05:41 The Bears were up early, but Russell Wilson looked into the future and said, I'm daddy now. And speaking of good parents, Joliel McClaury-Loflin paid for admission to the end zone, making it one win and a rowing. As he looked at the Bears' defense and said, USC, you suck cock. Speaking and not getting into the Trojans, the Bears gave fields no protection as the Bears may be looking for a different Trojan in next year's draft. Huh? Hope this wins a macro.

Starting point is 00:06:08 Broncos 31, Bears 28. Down to Texas where I think it's time to pronouns Dallas the best team in the NFC as they beat the patriots and Ezekiel Elliott Page who wasn't used to all those balls as he got stuffed by a cowboy's dean that said, Juneau who we are, ironically, Mac Jones should have been reported some of those throws. QBs used to be able to throw V Wade Phillips, but this is a Dan Quinty fence now.

Starting point is 00:06:35 Cowboys corner back, DeRond Bland, seems to really be enjoying pro life. Cowboys 38, the Patriots. Three. Thanks for, thanks for our correspondence. Nick for that one. Back up north to Indianapolis where Puka Donchitch made the Colts defense look very slow and lean. Slow and lean. Jared Fogeltree had 426 footlongs of receiving yards but was thankfully locked up late in the fourth. Ky Ryan, Rassillo Williams, is Mr. Los Angeles as every key worked,

Starting point is 00:07:06 letting himself in the end zone twice on Sunday, and the Rams take one in overtime. Rams 29, Colts 23. Whip, whip, whip. Out west to San Francisco, where the Arizona Cardinals looked like the Phoenix Suns and the 2020 bubble, getting 40 D's shoved down their throat

Starting point is 00:07:24 as McCaprey scored again and again and again and again Josh Calvin and dobs was a paper tiger after last week as a Cardinals got sit back to the party papers Brock pretty deeds and his contracts cheap Pretty deeds and his contracts cheap is a breath of fresh air turning the AC on and his contract jeep is a breath of fresh air turning the AC on much to the chagrin of the Cardinals DC and the Niners, what? The Cardinals, 35, 16. I'm standing on a corner, James Winston down in Nola, such a fine side to see. There's no revenge game, Lord, it's Karin, I'm so bored, at least we got a James I.N.T.

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Starting point is 00:10:13 third quarter. And if Taylor Swift, this is her second football game she's ever been to. Mm-hmm. She probably thinks that Zach Wilson is the greatest quarterback of all time because he is outplaying Patrick Mahol. She it's two things. One, she probably thinks that Zach Wilson is the greatest quarterback of all time because he is out playing Patrick Mahol. She it's two things. One, she probably thinks that Zach Wilson is a god too. She probably thinks that Patrick Mahol is stinks. Yeah, it's crazy. Like if you, if you had someone just sit down in this watch this game and said no, no prior

Starting point is 00:10:38 knowledge, who's the best quarterback in the world? Zach Wilson looks like that guy right now. Yeah, I need the Swifties to make a big enough stink to get Patrick Mahomes traded off the chiefs. Yes. That would be great. Yes. Also, my husband cannot throw and catch the ball at the same time. Yeah. Also, Jake, I think you might have to look this up because our guy, Stadhold, just texted me this. The chiefs are going for the, or they might have already gotten, or sorry, the jets have already gotten the cycle of scoring. They scored a touchdown. I feel a little safe, dude. And touchdown with a two-point conversion.

Starting point is 00:11:07 Octopus. The octopus, yeah. Yeah, they've done it all. Yeah, a lot of that. You've scored every single way this game. That's what they should call Taylor Swift's vagina. Defense special. Yeah, they need to block an extra point for another two.

Starting point is 00:11:21 That would actually be perfect. Yeah, get a return touchdown, maybe. Mix it all in there. I think big cat we need to have the conversation is Taylor Swift a distraction. She's sucking all the energy out of Patrick Mahomes. I just love the word distraction because you can just throw it out there for anything.

Starting point is 00:11:37 But I do think that if there was going to be a distraction probably be like the most famous person the world dating your tight end. Well, we're obviously joking a little bit but but at the same time, if you're a chief's fan and let's, we'll update this game after it goes final. So maybe it's fine. Maybe the chief's ended up winning by 14, whatever. But you got to have a little small part of your brain being like, Hey, can we just play

Starting point is 00:11:58 football and not do every single game be like the biggest thing ever because Taylor Schrittes said the game? Yeah. I would, I would be showing up. I would be showing out because Blake Lyleys there. If I were I think she should be in Blake of the year next year. Yeah. If I were a chiefs fan, guy or girl, I would just come out and be like, yeah, me and Travis Kelsey fucked last night. There's definitely the element of if you lose everything smells bad and if you win, everything smells great. Yeah. And so if you lose, sneaking out on your team when your

Starting point is 00:12:24 curfew, as Will Compton said, to go bang Taylor Swift at her apartment in Manhattan the night before big game, his hips look a little tired, his hands and fingers look a little tired, Big Cat. Yeah, he's working overtime. This also has to just be so confusing for Taylor Swift because she's like, wait, that team they played last week, they play in the same league?

Starting point is 00:12:42 Yeah. It makes no sense. I thought every game was supposed to be 41 to 10. Yeah. And Rodgers tonight is in a no win situation either, because they keep showing him. He's in Woody's box tonight. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:52 And Jimmy Butler. Yeah, would Jimmy Butler. And they keep panning up to him. And they pan up to him. They like to do it after Bad Zach Wilson play. But recently, he's been pretty happy with everything. Yeah. But at first, you could tell he knew that the cameras were liable to be on him at any given time,

Starting point is 00:13:06 so he's just going to stone face. He might actually be stone, but he was purposely not reacting to stuff because he knows like, that would be a very funny meme though, if it was like Zach Wilson reception, Pante Aaron Rodgers, he's like, motherfucker. Yeah. But he knows that the cameras are on him.

Starting point is 00:13:19 So he says that he's gonna be back this season still. Yeah. I don't understand that, but if he is, like I said, I've said it, if Aaron Rodgers plays football in this season, I will buy whatever drugs and every weird thing that he does immediately. We're gonna do horoscopes on the show before every pod. We're gonna be listening to Dolphins Fuck,

Starting point is 00:13:38 just gonna be a low ambient noise behind underneath the entire podcast, we'll be Dolphins fucking. Yeah. So we'll restore every AWL while they listen to us, have incorrect takes. Yeah, I mean, at that point, you can't argue with success. No, or science.

Starting point is 00:13:51 Yeah, his science. His science. His science might be right. His science might be, that's what I'm saying. I will, I will essentially just, my entire life, I'll be like, you know what? I was wrong, his science. I'll get Eliza, the son's girl to come to the studio

Starting point is 00:14:03 and suck the vaccine out of all this. Yes. Oh man, the jets are they're running all over them. Okay. Let's do some games and we will update at the end. Mebes is watching right now. And Tentley will get his thoughts as well. Let's start with the London game because it was the first game.

Starting point is 00:14:19 We all woke up watch the London game Jaguars 23 Falcon 7. The Toy Story game. I don't know if you guys tuned in at all the toy story game I tune in with my kids. It was it was rough. It's at first. I think the first I don't know like maybe five minutes The game that couldn't figure it out and we were just watching booger and I don't know who was calling it with him. Drew That's just his name Drew Carter my friend. Oh, okay. Well, we're not on first name based. Yeah. Yeah. Drew Carter. They were just trying to buy time as they figured out all the technology. Then it worked and it was kind of cool. They made Bouger look really short though for some reason.

Starting point is 00:14:56 Yeah. How tall is your friend, Drew, Jake? He's actually pretty tall. He's that much taller than Bouger. You think? Because they made Bouger look 80-bit. He was a tiny little Bouger. But it was, it was actually good. I mean, I did have a moment where my kids were start where they're rooting I bet on the Jaguars They're rooting for the Falcons and I was like stop. I'm gonna turn this off right now like we're never watching this again So we corrected that but I think I think the NFL's done it again They found a new we got Taylor Swift audience and now we have like four year olds on a Sunday morning watching NFL football.

Starting point is 00:15:27 As an NFL fan, as it not a casual, as somebody that was here before all these new pop culture crossovers, do you feel like DNFL selling out? Is DNFL selling out right now? For the Taylor Swift, yes, for the kids I'm cool with, because it's just like a way for me to be like, oh yeah, we're gonna do this as a family, we're gonna watch football.

Starting point is 00:15:44 And we're indoctrinating the youth, too, which is always good. And slinky the dog as the chains on the sideline. That was awesome. And the claw. The claw placing the ball. I love that. I also love booger making an ayahuasca reference. Probably the first time that's been done on Disney.

Starting point is 00:15:57 Yes, but that was cool to see. A lot of people we talked about earlier this week. More and more people are gonna be talking about big cat, Taylor Heinecke. Yeah. He's just kind of hanging out there. The back-to-back interceptions was very, very bad. No, definitely not to talk to you that.

Starting point is 00:16:11 It doesn't really suck. It's the truth. Like the Falcons are built a certain way that you can't have a quarterback throw interceptions and it is painful to watch their offense sometimes because B.J. on Robinson was phenomenal again, but Kyle Pitz is essentially, I wonder if, did you think Kyle Pitz

Starting point is 00:16:27 wears like an Apple watch or a Fitbit so he can at least at the end of the game be like, all right, well, I got this many steps. I think he's just doing cardio. He might be the best decoy of all time. He's just running routes to air, like does he even take a shower after the game? Probably not. He comes home from practice

Starting point is 00:16:42 or from a game and his family's like, yo, did you even play today? Your jersey is pristine white right now. It sucks for him because he'll just like, he'll break someone's ankles and then the ball will never be thrown his way. And it's like, okay, well, at least I, I prove that I'm good, I think. We got to watch the all 22 and see how many, how many times a game he's actually double covered because that's what, that's what like the die hard cow pit supporters will say like he's being covered the entire time he's a decoy and then he opens other things up. If he's opening other stuff up for the offense, they're not hitting it. It's not working.

Starting point is 00:17:14 So just they should do the fuck it calls down there somewhere offense. Right, right. And it's just it's it's maddening to watch the Falcons offense when it's when it's feeling like that. As for the Jaguars, I I expected them to have this type of game because it was kind of embarrassing last week. Start one and two. They're now home in London. They feel at home. They get to stay there for an entire week after the green. Yeah, the green. They're going to the green buyer in the middle. But yeah, Trevor Lawrence

Starting point is 00:17:39 look good and Trevor Lawrence, dude, run more. He was killing him with his legs. Yeah. And again, you forget that he's pretty fucking athletic and Fast. Yeah, I think I with this game proved was that I think the Jaguars will be just fine I think they're gonna be very good when it counts and they'll be fighting for a playoff spot I don't know if Pete Prisco is correct and saying that they're gonna make it to the Super Bowl But they're good team. Yeah, and Calvin Ridley TD revenge prop He probably cashed it actually. Yeah, yeah, grab a million places revenge prop. He probably cast it actually. Yeah, congrats.

Starting point is 00:18:06 There are like a million places to bet. It's like every, it's like a bodega in New York is a betting window in London, I think. Yeah, can you bet on sports if you're in the NFL if you're overseas? I think he probably could just walk down the street and do it. Yeah, but yeah, the Jaguars feel like they're back-ish.

Starting point is 00:18:22 Who do they play next week? So wait, it builds. Oh yeah, that's right, in London. Are we sure, does Desmond Ritter truly, truly suck? Or is he just good enough to keep the Falcons from drafting in like the top five and having them draft his replacement? No, he sucks. He sucks, yeah.

Starting point is 00:18:37 No, I think you need to go to Taylor Hanikki. I think Taylor Hanikki, I don't know if Taylor Hanikki wins this game because like I said, the Falcons or the Jaguars looked pretty good, especially offensively like, Trevor Lawrence is making good plays, good decisions, but he would have at least kept it closer. The back-to-back interceptions kills you,

Starting point is 00:18:53 especially when one of those is a pick six. I think, so Taylor Hanuki actually might be that quarterback that I'm describing right now, a guy that's always gonna be good enough to never put you in a position to draft his replacement. Yes. So will he have you like like get deep into playoffs? Probably not. But you're never going to get embarrassed.

Starting point is 00:19:10 I just I just think that the Falcons and again, they're two and two. So it's not, I mean, they were underdogs in this game. Their season still, the NFC South, they can still be live in because they've only played one NFC South game. They wanted against the Panthers. can still be live end because they've only played one NFC South game. They wanted against the Panthers. But if you are thinking, hey, this is like an 819, 918, maybe winning the NFC South, I think you have to, you have to make a decision because Desmond Ritter has, he has a ceiling and somehow his floor has gotten worse.

Starting point is 00:19:40 So it's a, it's a double whammy. Yeah, because he, he used to not throw interceptions. Yeah, he's throwing picks all the time. Yeah. Okay. Next stop. Do you think there are any British Falcons fans? Yeah, there's gotta be a couple.

Starting point is 00:19:51 Like that root for like English football. So there's gotta be a couple. There's gotta be an English national team and all sort of Falcons fans. That's gotta be the saddest existence ever. Just think about it because there's definitely, the NFL started this whole, let's go to London all the time. What, like 15 15, 20 years ago feels like. Ah. The Falcons, or the Jaguars would play 10 games there.

Starting point is 00:20:10 Yeah, the first game. Five and five. The first overseas game I believe was in Mexico. Yes. And then they went, that was like 2005, 2006. And then they went to London probably, I'm gonna guess like 2007, 2008. So my point is, the Falcons,

Starting point is 00:20:23 they went to a Super Bowl, they had Ryan Michael Vickin there somewhere like that Tells you the at least some people picked up the Falcons, but I would love to just do a long Form maybe maybe for great week. We can just go find the best English Jaguar fans. Yeah, I would love to talk to them Mm-hmm Like you know there was there's there was different teams you could have chosen to anybody in England I want to have a Blake Bordel's tattoo. Oh definitely. That'd be sick. Hopefully one of our listeners. I won a 2007 was the first London game. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:53 So there's there's been some good Falcons teams in there. Yeah. Like that definitely would would would bring on some new fans, especially the Matt Ryan MVP year. I would respect a British fan that became a Falcons fan. Yeah, yeah. Like you had opportunities to choose the Packers, could chose the Patriots, you could have front run, you could have done the Steelers thing, but no, if you choose the Falcons, like you,

Starting point is 00:21:15 you were putting your balls on the line for that one, you've paid dearly. Yeah, hopefully you picked up the Georgia Bulldogs as well. Yep. Yeah. Okay. Next up, Pills 48 Dolphins 20, an absolute ass kicking, a couple things. So we talked about this on Friday.

Starting point is 00:21:33 I felt this coming. I did a nuclear missile whale play on this because I just thought the bills were getting disrespected, especially at home. And remember after week one, when everyone wanted us to say the Josh Allen socks. Yep. Since that moment, I'm just gonna give you some stats. And remember after week one when everyone wanted us to say the Josh Allen socks. Yeah. Since that moment, I'm just going to give you some stats.

Starting point is 00:21:49 The last three games Josh Allen has thrown eight touchdowns, two rushing touchdowns, 76 completion percentage, 800 yards and one interception. So Josh Allen's still really fucking good. And he was by far and away the best player on the field today and He I mean he was electric he was 21 for 25 for 320 yards hitting Stefan digs left and right and the bills Proved that I still think I'm still high on the dolphins are a very good team, but they have Issues up front and the bills past rush was elite today and they still don't have Von Miller back. Obviously, they lost your Davis white, which fucking sucks.

Starting point is 00:22:31 But like Ed Oliver and Greg Russo, like the bills defense, it was, it was basically the start of the game, 14, 14. They were just trading scores. Bill's defense made a couple stops and that's, that's enough for the, for the bills office. Yeah, the defense to me was the story today. Josh was obviously awesome. He was he was really good. And for all the people that wanted to talk window, there was a lot of window talk going on after week one. Is this is the end of the bill's championship window?

Starting point is 00:22:55 How much more window do we get? I think the windows wide open. They've got they've got like years of the wind. They're they're going to be fine. Josh will be fine. He stinks against the jets. It was a shitty game. He played awful that game. But then like there's all this talk about like trying to pull Josh back

Starting point is 00:23:10 to make him like play a little bit smarter not take those chances. No, you just let Josh go out there and you take the good with the bad and let him play like his hairs on fire. You let him do all the crazy shit because that's what makes him good and and you're right. The bill's defense was incredible. I think Vaughn Miller is getting back this week. I think he's starting practice this week. Yeah, so he's starting practice this week. I think he could maybe be back this weekend. The Bill's are going to get better.

Starting point is 00:23:33 Unfortunately, Tardavius White, that does suck and their secondary leaves a little bit to be desired in terms of the corner position. But they went, the dolphins went one for nine on scoring drives after those first two touchdowns. Yeah. So they were just they were shut out. They were stopped completely and they were doing and the bills were doing what I mean, because they have elite defensive players.

Starting point is 00:23:53 They were essentially, you know, good linebackers. They were saying we're not going to give to his first read. We're going to get you know, like they had a good pass rush with four and you can see the timing got disrupted for the dolphins and they didn't have those big Insane plays like I don't think they had one play that they maybe the run was a h-hane or most a chance Had a 55 the end in like garbage time But it never felt like the dolphins were doing the thing where the dolphins are able to rip off 60 yard plays and completely demoralize your defense

Starting point is 00:24:23 I think the moral here is you can throw out all your offensive stats from whenever you play against the Broncos. Yeah. It's just a different. It's a good one. Let's keep some of them. Okay. We'll keep, we'll keep this week.

Starting point is 00:24:34 And then two weeks ago, we'll keep those losses. No. Yeah. Okay. All right. We'll keep this week. And then we'll keep two weeks to go. Those stats, because those were different games.

Starting point is 00:24:48 But all Broncos defensive stats away from the Mickey Mouse stadium where only one team is in the sun and the others in the shade, those are the ones that will keep. The rest will throw away. And just as much as I actually think that the bills losing to the Jets week one was actually good for the bills because it woke them up after you know a terrible playoff loss they come into the season, what's gonna be this team what does this team gonna look like kind of woke them away you know

Starting point is 00:25:15 got them awake like hey fuck we gotta we gotta figure this out where the bills were very very good I think this loss is gonna be good for the dolphins because the dolphins took a step up in class today and the bills punched them in the fucking mouth and there's nothing they could do about it like that I think this loss is gonna be good for the dolphins because the dolphins took a step up in class today and The bills punched them in the fucking mouth and there's nothing they could do about it like that was an absolute shit kicking by the bills and The bills kind of reminded them like hey you you put 70 on the Broncos your three and oh your offense is electric You still got work to do to play you know our our style of football I think I think the dolphins were still tired from running against the Broncos last week.

Starting point is 00:25:45 That's not true. It's probably warm out. And we should also say that the the bills are three and oh, ever since their fan got high on LSD and fell into the stadium covered in shit. Facts. So numbers never lie. I also love that the bills listen to us

Starting point is 00:26:00 because we are the smartest football minds in the world. And they have a intermediate passing game now. Yeah, because they're the Dalton King Cade and Dawson Knox as a one, two, as tight ends. They were, they were great. And, and that like part of their game, because they still had the big play step on digs that was very funny when the dolphins were like,

Starting point is 00:26:18 we'll just not tackle you. Mm-hmm. But it feels like the Dal, or the bills have more of a complete offense right now as we're sitting here. So digs had the best touchdown celebration of the day when he grabbed the two beers and stone cold them, smashed them together. Probably got so wet.

Starting point is 00:26:32 Every time I see that I just pictured dads across America being like, put your mouth pea sense to fawn. Oh, I dangles down like two is numbers. I think hangs down so far. I think, I think the dads wouldn't say that. I think they would say that's that's 35 dollars worth of beer Yeah, like you I pay you know hundred dollars for parking 300 dollars for tickets can't take family of four to a game Anyone no Stefan Diggs goes steal your beer. Yeah, you just wasted that beer. What do you do it?

Starting point is 00:26:56 Deva wide receiver tomorrow ham and played too. That was cool. Yeah. Yeah. Well his his clone. Yeah, it's cloned played It's cloned cloned played, but no, that was cool that he was back out there. It was. Yeah. Very cool. Yeah. See, Jake, I got a question for you. As a dolphins fan, I'm going to give you like a little bit of a spin zone. Maybe tell me if I'm right or wrong.

Starting point is 00:27:14 As a dolphins fan, you are happier that you lose this game to the bills early in the season at their place, as opposed to if it was later in the season, weather is turning cold and the bills just pumped the shit out of you. Yeah, I mean, I would have preferred a more competitive outcome because getting crushed is tough, but you look at the schedule, home against the Giants, home against the Panthers, and then a date with Max and Philly. So the Dolphins should get some momentum back and be five and one heading into that. A date with Max.

Starting point is 00:27:42 Yes. So when do you play the bills again? Weak 18 so yeah might be in a row it might be an in a irrelevant game for them. You might also That's a good time of year to have that game down Miami January 7th. Yeah, that's good. I mean it's gonna be like 50 or 60 degrees. Yeah, you'd rather do that Then then go on the road to Buffalo and January and play them. Yeah, definitely. I wanted to revenge with the snowballs today, but it didn't happen. No. Also, the bill stadium just looks like so much fun when it's nice. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:28:12 Yeah. And these people wearing t-shirts, little sunburned people in Western Buffalo get very sunburned. Oh, because you got to appreciate the sun when it's you got you got to get your sun minutes out. There's just a couple of those like fan shots where a guy, like a big guy with a buffalo wing had on. He looks like a lobster. You're like, that guy's fucking,

Starting point is 00:28:29 he's living his life because he knows it's gonna suck. Yeah, I actually find myself thinking that way in Chicago, like every day where it's 80, I'm like, I gotta get my son and I'm probably not gonna see it until March. Yeah, in, yeah, well, April. But yeah, and actually May. But yeah, the bills, the bills are back to what we thought

Starting point is 00:28:47 Yeah, they look very very good and the dolphins would you Jake who are the giants panthers? Giants panthers home home would you lose the giants and panthers to beat the Eagles? I would maybe take that trade just the dolphins have a test the next year loss Yeah, but I if the the dolphins beat the panthers and beat the giants and they run up the score momentum, hold on, follow me, but if they run up the score on both those teams and they put the Eagles, and you get the same result as this,

Starting point is 00:29:16 the narrative will start, maybe not on this podcast, definitely on this podcast, the dolphins are soft football team and they can't beat the big boys. Winning at the charger is gonna end up looking a little better. Yeah. No, I think the dolphins are very good. Yeah. I just, they have to figure out how to play in a game like this where they, and they have

Starting point is 00:29:36 injuries on the defense and they have injuries on the offensive line. So they will get healthier. Like I think the, I think the dolphins had a slot corner guarding step on digs today. That didn't go well. Like that will hopefully be Jalen Ramsey in week 17 or week 18. But yeah, right now the dolphins, like that was a step up in class and they didn't answer it. Not ready for Buffalo yet.

Starting point is 00:29:58 Okay. Good for the bills though. I'm happy for the bills. Very happy. Okay. Next up. Eagles 34 commanders 31 overtime. I didn't really write any notes down because I just

Starting point is 00:30:10 figured Max and PFT can get into it. If you miss the gambling cave, we had a big boy off where we were all just saying that's a big boy drive, that's a big boy play. And then at the end when the Eagles had an overtime walkoff feel goal, Max turned to PFT and said, little you small and then pat it on the top of the head and walked off. Yeah, we don't have to get into that right now. A lot of things are said. I have the clip. Okay, no, we'll, I'm familiar with the clip.

Starting point is 00:30:44 Max took my moves. I was calling him little boy all day. Okay, no, we'll get the clip. I'm familiar with the clip. Max took my moves. I was calling him little boy all day. I was saying we were playing big boy football. I padded Max on the head, and then Max padded me on the head after that. That gets lost in the... Yeah, it looks more disrespectful than it was. Well, all right, well let's just let people hear.

Starting point is 00:30:58 Missed him. Nope, got it. Oh yeah, got the way. Little, you small. You small. You small. You small. All right, yeah, that was said a lot of things are said the heat of battle. I don't necessarily hold it against Max He's he's a big boy himself. He's very very big a lot of people look very small next to Max I looked very small compared to what Max looks like in person so I could see why he would say that to me

Starting point is 00:31:22 compared to what Max looks like in person. So I could see why he would say that to me. Also, Max, we kinda egged him on because we've been calling him a pussy for not slapping Steven Chee when he wished Injury on Jalen Hertz because Max has been talking, Max does his Philly thing. We're like, that would never happen in Philadelphia.

Starting point is 00:31:38 And we told him today, you can't really say that anymore yourself personally because you had the chance to be a Philadelphia scumbag fan and you didn't do it, turned his back, you've changed. You got soft. I should have punched my coworker in the face while I was at work. I would have, I would not, if David Ericka had said something

Starting point is 00:31:56 after I've been like, no, Max had every right to do that. You were defending your guy. I should have defended my guy. That's all me, that's all me. Yeah, but as far as the game goes max This might sound like loser talk. I'm not I'm no longer thinking soupie by the way soupie is not in my brain More I it would have been had we won I actually think that the watch commanders came out of this game

Starting point is 00:32:16 Looking a lot better and I'm feeling way better about the season because our defense played Relatively well against your offensive line or defense of line looked okay at times. Yeah, we gave up what 30 was at 31 points. It was a five score. It was 34, 30, what's that? 34, 31. We gave up 34 points that sucks. Our defense didn't look that bad, but more importantly, Sam Howe looked awesome today. We got good Sam back. So I'm happy with that. We can work with this. We can work with this. I was looking at the schedule. I was looking at the schedule. I think the commanders will win 10 games this season. I think they're on track for 10. I would like to have this one going into Philly,

Starting point is 00:32:51 rubbing it right in max stupid, stupid face. It would have been great. Unfortunately, it's not the way it broke down. And at the end of the game, the Eagles made what turned out to be a very big tactical blunder on that final drive and regulation, where A.G. Brown scored what like a 30 yard touchdown, and the commander's got the ball back

Starting point is 00:33:11 with like a minute and a half left on the clock. As opposed to like the Eagles just grinding us down, grinding us down, kicking a field goal, no times left, we don't get the ball back, we don't get a chance to win. Sam then marches down the field, puts together what I thought was the equivalent of a game winning drive. I want to go for two at the year. I agree. Ron the road. Remember both wrong. Your name's Riverboat Ron and you'll

Starting point is 00:33:32 go for two there. We had no business winning that game. Well, everybody wrote us off ahead of time. We get down. We score great last second pass to Johan Dotson and then just go for two. You got two yards. I can live with losing if we go for two 100% at the Eagles. And their defense is gassed. Yeah, because Sam Howell had two touchdown drives in the fourth quarter. Like Sam Howell, that was a great bounce back game for him. Because he had a terrible, terrible game against the bills.

Starting point is 00:33:58 And you're hoping that that doesn't turn into two bad games. He looked like composed, confident, all those things against a very good defensive line from the Eagles. And yeah, problem down, scored that last touchdown. I agree with you, PFT. You gotta go for two there. Go for two.

Starting point is 00:34:16 Be a winner, try to win another row. It's also how's money. It's also like such an easy way. I know this might be Oakley's Shay. I don't know what the analytics are, but you can easily tell the fan base. And I would buy this up in a second. We're over a touchdown underdogs on the road. Yeah. Go go in the game right now. Yeah, we had a chance to win the game right then. I now I'm not going to complain about the officiating. However,

Starting point is 00:34:39 however, the push push play in overtime. You're left guard, Bradbury. I mean, they were put out about a half second, a half second jump on the snap. Half second, Max, I've got the screenshots. The NFL's really been more. Yeah, it was probably a full second. He was in the, he was past the defensive line almost by the time the ball was snapped.

Starting point is 00:35:01 I would never blame officiating for a loss. There's a lot more that goes into it, but that we would have won the game if it wasn't. What about the touch push earlier in the game where the nose tackle was touching the football and they called an off-side on the off-side. I'm glad you brought that up, Max, because your boy, Jason Kelsey,

Starting point is 00:35:16 he's got a little habit of moving the ball around. He scoots it. You're allowed to do that as a center. But he moves it. But like, he moves it. But Jason Kelsey, your hands still can't be on the line of scrimmage. That's why I didn't take any notes.

Starting point is 00:35:26 Jason Kelsey moved the ball on top of Doron. You're like, as the center, you're allowed to adjust the football. You can pick up and put it on the defensive tackles hand. If the defensive tackles hand is on the line of scrimmage, then yes. It seemed like bullshit to me. And the defensive tackles helmet was passed the line of scrimmage way more than the, than the offensive guard was. It sounds to me like you're, no, you're making excuses.

Starting point is 00:35:48 You're the one who was making excuses. I'm just fired back to your experience. First thing, all right, first of all, you were talking about tearing an opponent's ACL last week. Now you're making excuses for your team. Wrong, gaslighting, gaslighting. Gaslighting. All right, it backs.

Starting point is 00:36:03 I will say this, It was a good game. It was a good game. It was like football. This was a good football game. That's what I was gonna say. It didn't like... It was fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun.

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Starting point is 00:36:20 It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was very fun. It was. It was very fun. better than the do you do question about that. I and I agree it was a very fun game but are you a little worried about the Eagles defense? Is to was it two fourth quarter drives? Yeah, the defense. The secondary wasn't great. The second the secondary has been great all year. There's been holes all over all over the defense. New defensive coordinator. You got to just hope that as the year goes on, the guy, the jailing Carter, I mean, jailing

Starting point is 00:36:53 Carter's great player. The defensive line didn't put the pressure on that I was hoping that they were, that they were going to today. But the positive is jailing hurts the best game, best game of the year for sure. People were saying regression, regression, regression. I mean, he really played awesome in the second half. He played from behind a little bit, too. Yeah, which is nice. And that's what I was saying. Like, the commanders played well.

Starting point is 00:37:14 Like, they looked like a good football team. The Eagles beat a good football team. Yeah, I think that's fair. I think you guys are a very good football team. I think we're good football team. Yeah, for sure. NFC beast friendship. Beast. Yeah, it was a good sure. I'm a lot of fun. NFC beast friendship.

Starting point is 00:37:25 Beast. Yeah. It was a good game. It was a very fun game. And great moments between the two of you, little use small. Oh, and the just just fun bowl going on a nice drive. Big time Zach Wilson plays. He's hurting right now.

Starting point is 00:37:39 That sucks. For a while, I thought Pili was right. I thought Zach Wilson sealing Patrick Mahomes, but Patrick Mahomes in this game. I mean, this is sealing. This is, you can build off this if you're Zach Wilson. You looked a lot more confident in this offense than you've ever looked.

Starting point is 00:37:54 Okay, so Max, you feel okay, 4-0? I will not apologize for being 4-0. No, I don't think so. I think the Eagles are one of the best teams in the NFC's. Okay. That's fair. They are, yeah are one of the best teams in the NFC's. Okay, that's fair. They are. Yeah, one of the best teams in the NFC. One of the three best. Commanders, Eagles, Cowboys. Yep. Eagles Cowboys can be biblical this year. It's gonna be great. Yeah, it'll be great. Do you play the 49ers. Yes. Oh, we have we have you know that we have that gauntlet in the middle of the season. Oh, yeah That's when you got to buy on the Eagles. Yeah, we'll get to the 49ers because Updating our what is it skip Alice or Colin coward who does the super was played today skip?

Starting point is 00:38:37 Yeah, I'm the Niners are my super champ if they're super was played today. Oh not mine. No, I got the bills. Oh you have the bills Yeah, Niners dad a little scare against the birds the cardbirds The Niners haven't played anyone The Rams they played the Steelers they played Giants yeah, but they're killing people. They're killing them. Yeah, it's easier to kill bad teams. Okay, okay Niners Cowboys. Yeah, all right, ooh Who's on this is anyway for that cowboys at Niners? nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine.

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Starting point is 00:39:23 Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or nine. Nine or So I'm gonna say it's Niners four and a half. Three and a half. Oh! That's gonna be a great game. Great game. Niners, Niners. Niners.

Starting point is 00:39:33 Niners. I mean, my model just said four, so that's a half a point of value. Yeah. Okay, next up. Titans 27, Bengals 3. Boy did I get this one wrong. Turns out the Titans still are the Vrable Titans.

Starting point is 00:39:48 Derek Henry is still Derek Henry. He had 122 yards. He also threw a touchdown. And this was like an old school, Mike Vrable, the Titans suck, punch you in the mouth, play incredible defense, win, where it was never even close. And yeah, I

Starting point is 00:40:07 don't know what to make of the Titans. Maybe they'll just be this team forever where it's like if they're if they're favorites, bet against them, if they're underdogs, bet on them. And if they, you know, if they're coming off a loss, bet on them, if they're coming off a win, fade them. That's just what this team does. They always kind of regress to the mean. And when they're like pissed off playing for something, they're nasty to play. I think they're two and I at home now, right? So it might just be a home versus a way thing for that new turf. It looked like tracker, tractor, Cito season got started today. Yeah. He was running through people, punch people in the next stiff arms. I was wrong about tackles. The cliff. And tractor Cito also, I looked up his career passing stats,

Starting point is 00:40:48 lifetime, five for six, so that's an 83% completion percentage. And he's got two touchdowns, his pass rating is 122.2. Wow. Pretty good. That's really good. And yeah, and the Titans defense was lights out today. They had the best celebration today. Did you see the drum line?

Starting point is 00:41:04 Yes. All 11 guys went on the floor and did a lights out today. They had the best celebration today. Did you see the drum line? Yes. All 11 guys went on the field and did a drum line celebration. It was fucking sick. Yeah, outside of the first drive by the Bengals, which is a field goal drive, they didn't let any other drive until garbage time go for more than 30 yards. Yeah, so if you're a Bengals fan,

Starting point is 00:41:21 you're probably thinking Panic Button right now. I would, I think you're hitting the Panic Button.. I think you're hitting the panic button. Okay, so you're doing the face app thing where you do Apple Pay, just scans your face, you're not pressing any buttons. Yeah, but your face is positioned directly in front of the button. So two things can be true at the same time

Starting point is 00:41:38 and we are friends of Joe Borrow, we love Joe Borrow, but two things can be true at the same time. He's injured. He's very injured. He has sucked this year. He has, and I think a lot of it is the injury. I honestly think if you watch this game, you realize the teams know, Joe Barrow can't move the way that he can move. He's healthy. They were, they had no, no problems blitzing him. They knew that he wasn't going to be able to beat him with his legs. He has, uh, through this year, I think he has five rushes for two yards. He's not obviously a mobile

Starting point is 00:42:09 quarterback, but I think last year was like 75 rushes for 300 yards. So he's one of those quarterbacks that when he needs to get the first down, when he needs to extend a play, he can with his feet right now, he can't. And my question my question is like is it worth it playing him right now because it has been bad. This is the second time this year they've scored three points not being able to get in the end zone and I feel like he is he's a tough ass dude that has a lot of pride but at some point like maybe try to get healthy and sneak into a wild card spot because right now it doesn't look good.

Starting point is 00:42:44 So when you ask like is it worth it for him to be playing? There's like two things that go into it. One, is he better than the alternative? I don't know right now. It's close. I know. Because he is, and people are gonna be like, you're making excuses for him.

Starting point is 00:42:57 It was just a fact that he's injured and he's playing. And he can't move. And you can see the way that he moves in the pocket, it's not the same Joe Burrell. Yeah, like if you were to tell me Joe Burl six weeks from now with like full rest if he didn't play football at all. If you were going on the field and look a lot better than he does right now, yes, he would look way better. But the fact is he's injured it's his decision to play through it. So we have to judge him on that. And he's he stinks

Starting point is 00:43:17 right now. I'm not so sure that his backup wouldn't be better than him. And then the second thing is like, are you risking re-engineering? More or more severe injury by playing on this. And I think he probably is, but he's still doing it. I would take the keys out of his hand. I would be like, hey, just sit out for a little bit then. Yeah, no, I really would, because I don't think it's just not good right now.

Starting point is 00:43:39 Like, it doesn't look good, it doesn't look fluid. He's not able to make the same throws, they're not able to push the ball down field. And we might have a Diva Watt receiver watch on our hands here with two Marches after the game. They asked if he was open, he goes, I'm always fucking open. Yes.

Starting point is 00:43:56 Dude's waffle house. So, he's always open. I don't think that Jamar Chase, I think Jamar Chase is frustrated one in three. I do think Jamar Chase and Joe Barrow are good friends. I also think Jamar Chase probably really wants his new contract. Yeah, because this is a human element

Starting point is 00:44:19 to the game of football and a locker room. Joe Barrow got paid a lot of money. He deserves every dollar of that. Jamar Chase is still on his worky deal. I think Joe Brogop probably made, what was Joe Brog's signing bonus? And Joe Brogop is a quarterback. So obviously he's gonna get more money

Starting point is 00:44:35 than Jamar Chase, but I think Jamar Chase, like, hey, I want some money too. 40. So that's more money than Jamar Chase has made in his career or will make right now on his current contract. His current contract, if he makes it all, is $30 million. So like, I think that absolutely plays into it.

Starting point is 00:44:54 And I don't think it's a big, I don't think it's this big issue like they're not on the same page. I'm just speaking from Jamar Chase's point of view, I'd probably be frustrated too. It's more, that to me was not like Joe Burrow got to hit me. It's more like, I got to, like I want to get paid now.

Starting point is 00:45:10 Well, the thing is like, okay, when we talk about Deva White receivers, we're saying that we want more Deva White receivers back. Yeah, people get confused about that. We want more Deva White receivers because we miss having the real psychos out there that just like take their helmets off and quit at halftime. And the true De David White receivers are also

Starting point is 00:45:25 the best wide receivers in the league. Yes, that's true. Because they get that because it's like, guess what, you get to say these things because you are unstoppable. And your mark chase is unstoppable. And when he said, I'm open, I'm always open. I'm always fucking, I'm always, I'm always open.

Starting point is 00:45:40 Yes. Okay, is that no comment there? No comment. Okay, so I didn't sense a comment. As being always fucking open, I actually think that he's there? No common. Okay, so I didn't sense a common as being always fucking open I actually think that he's probably right he probably is always open and he didn't seem like he was saying it to call out Burrow or to call out like the office or anything like that. He was just like yeah, I'm open Yeah, he's just being truthful. I'm always open. Yeah, and T Higgins to get hurt which which obviously hurt them But no the Bengals were never winning this game. I really do think who do the Bengals have coming up? That's the question.

Starting point is 00:46:07 It's like, when is there buy week? They have at Arizona, so if they lose that, they have to win that. Yeah, and then home against Seattle and then an early buy. Okay, so early ish. Yeah, I mean, I think that's a question of like, can you be the Cardinals with Jake Browning and then you have the Seahawks at home. I don't know if I'm going have Niners' bills back to back. Right.

Starting point is 00:46:26 So why wouldn't you get Joe Borough healthy to try to win games that are going to be very, very difficult to win? Well, because now you can't play it around with any games that you could possibly lose against beatable teams. Right. But if you put out Joe Borough and he's hurt. Yeah. And you lose one of these next two and he stays hurt and then you have to play the

Starting point is 00:46:45 Niners and the Bills back-to-back. Like I do think this is truly panic time for the for the Bengals. I know that I have like a ton of trust. Oh, Patrick Holmes just threw his third pick of the night, but I have a ton of faith in the Bengals as a team. And that's why oh and two I was like, don't panic. But the fact that Joe Burrow is playing this way and he's injured, it's panic time. I've watched a lot of tape on Jake Browning. You know that, I watched the all-22. I would say, start him against the Cardinals.

Starting point is 00:47:17 I would say, start him against the C-ox. And then Joe back. I agree with you. We concur. We concur on this. University of Washington, Jake Browning. Who's there second backup? Why don't they have like, why is an AJ McCarran still there?

Starting point is 00:47:33 Do you have what Brandon Allen, he was on a team for a little bit? I think he's on the bills now maybe? I think they only carried two abs now because of that new rule. The 53 McCarrans on the practice squad. Oh, McCarrons on the Pratt start agent Macarons. They have that emergency start agent Macarons. Agent Macarons can beat the Cardinals Agent Macarons is one of those guys actually we fire the Bengals what I would do is I would start agent Macarons against the Cardinals

Starting point is 00:47:57 Then start Jake Browning against Seahawks because agent Macarons doesn't have two wins in him He has got one though, and then maybe Jake Browning has one in him So that's how you do it. That's actually a we will we will knowing that the Bengals probably won't pay us for this consulting fee. We will take one suite for the AFC championship game after you follow our plan and win these two games and get Joe Borough healthy. That's a deal. Alright. so Bengals back on track. Put the panic button away. You're back on track. Okay, let's take a break and then we'll do our next games. Before we get to our next games,

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Starting point is 00:50:24 The Colts won the game because Anthony Richardson in the second half brought the Colts back from a 23 Zero deficit after not looking great in the first half and I Continued to be impressed with the Colts coaching staff and I feel like the Colts this was a moral victory with a young quarterback And a young team and a new coach being like, hey, we can get punched in the mouth and we'll keep on coming. We'll keep coming. You know what?

Starting point is 00:50:50 We'll always keep coming. Anthony Richardson is a big load. Yes. He is a big load and he will come right on Hank. Hank was right about Anthony Richardson. He might be it. So CJ Strata, I think, has definitely shown himself to be like the top of that class right now. Anthony Richards is more fun to watch though. Yeah, but this was, I really do think this was a double win.

Starting point is 00:51:09 A rare double win in the NFL. Yeah, well, I'm going to give a loss to Jim Erse. Okay. He has to wear this loss. Okay. Colts are now o and o at home. Early in the season, Jim Erse has elected to close the roof on both of those games. You only get a couple

Starting point is 00:51:25 windows here. If you're the cults to have the roof and the window open and Urce was like 75 degrees in Indy today. It was a beautiful day. You gotta keep it open. You gotta keep that window open. They win that game with the roof open. Yeah, but yeah, Anthony Richardson's very fun to watch. Got through this game healthy, which is great. I want to see more of him, not less of him. So very happy to see him healthy after this one. And then Puka Nakuwa. Oh, Puka Nakuwa, not only is it extremely fun to say, but he is an awesome, awesome receiver.

Starting point is 00:51:56 I hated him at PYU, and I love him now. Yeah, I only hated him at PYU because he was always injured and they would always play with the injury report and be like, is he playing, is he not? Is he, and he's that good that it was worth a lot. Should we start Nakuha Nahn? Nakuha Nahn. He's so good. I know it's also coaching like this is, we say to a million times, but getting drafted to the right organization, to the right team, to the right coaching staff is such a big part of a lot of these guys career. But Pukka Nakuha

Starting point is 00:52:22 is the real deal. He had nine catches for 163 yards in a touchdown. How many catches does he have? He's set all the records so far. He has so many, he's so goddamn good. And I also think that Matthew Stafford, Pukinakua, I'm looking it up right now. He has 39 receptions. 39 receptions.

Starting point is 00:52:42 39 possession and quam bullden in his 30 receptions in 2003 for most ever by a player in his first 1.4 games 39 receptions that's insane Cooper Cup coming back will probably eat into that a little bit But still Pukinakua real deal Good drafting by the Rams. I also think Matthew Stafford is the top quarterback. If you had to pick any quarterback, he has taken the big Ben Mantle of has to get hurt to like play even better. Cause he got hurt today. I think he got stepped on or something.

Starting point is 00:53:15 He got tangled up and he's maybe the toughest guy in the NFL. He kind of likes getting shakeups. He does. He likes having like some kind of limp or his arm hanging down. Yeah, that game game that game when he was on the lion's And brown his shoulder was separated and they had him on the sidelines He literally shoved the trainers off him

Starting point is 00:53:33 It was like get away from him again back in this game that he throws the winning touchdown Yeah, he's just a tough motherfucker. So yeah, the double win. I'm counting this is a double win I think that's fair to say yeah the colds if you're Colts, you're probably not expecting to go to the playoffs this year. You're probably expecting to fight. You're two and two. Your team looks like they're tough. Your coach looks like he's competent. Yeah, so that's good. And then Anthony Richardson obviously looks like he's going to be a lot of fun to watch. Yeah. And it also is how the game flow goes. Like if the Rams had lost this game, I would have counted that as a double loss for the Rams. Because if you're up 23 nothing on the Colts, you should win that game. If you're down 23 nothing

Starting point is 00:54:09 to the Rams, you should definitely lose that game. They did, but they went to overtime double win. That's how it works. It's a double win game. A statement loss. Yes, a statement loss. The Colts, like you said, they're not going to go to the playoffs. You just want to see Anthony Richardson play well stay healthy Their coaching staff be competent, which they've shown that it's in an exceeding fashion and they're doing this without Jonathan Taylor Yeah, and so his his Pup thing. I don't know how the pup really works. I just read today They's got a 21 day practice window to return. Okay, so they're gonna try to get back on the team

Starting point is 00:54:42 I feel like he probably's gonna come back. He's like hey, we're two and two. We're not bad. We're not as bad as we thought we'd be. Okay. Unless the Eagles get him. Yeah. Next up Broncos 31 bears 28. The bears are 0 and 4. The bears have 14 straight losses. The bears are the first team in NFL history to allow 25 points or more in 14 consecutive games, the Bears are a dumpster fire. I don't know, I don't feel as much pain as I thought I would. It sucked, Justin Fields was phenomenal today.

Starting point is 00:55:16 Like he was not the reason why the Bears lost. Maddie refluse is the reason why the Bears lost. Maddie refluse is a fucking bonehead idiot and a bad coach. And I want the Bears lost. Maddie Bufluse is a fucking bonehead idiot and a bad coach. And I want the Bears to keep them employed for the rest of the year because it's clear we're gonna tank. We're talking about field goal.

Starting point is 00:55:32 Yeah, that's what it is. So for Bebootin' See the Game, the Bears were up 28-7. I knew it in the deep down. I was sitting next to Chief as Bears fan as well, one of our co-workers. When it got to 28 14 We both like said to each other like this is this is about to be a game

Starting point is 00:55:49 Also not fair Sean Peyton cut his sleeves off mid game totally changed the juju it was 28 14 to cut off his sleeves That should be illegal that should have at least been a penalty. It's uniform violation. It's a uniform violation Yeah, so the bears it was 28 seven The Broncos come all the way back. Justin Fields did have a bad fumble. He didn't see the guy coming. So it was 20, 21 and then they scored a scoop and scored the Broncos to make it 20, 28. So reset.

Starting point is 00:56:16 Bears go down two and a half minutes left, fourth and one on the Broncos 18. Maddie profuses a defensive coach. He was hired because of his defense. They invested in the defense and he said, I don't trust my defense. Oh, and he's calling the defense of plays now. So it's him. He's got his hands all over the defense. Why would happen here? DC. We just wish him. No, we don't even wish him. Yeah. He's HR. He's left. He's left. He's mysteriously left. goes for it on fourth and one on the 18 instead of going up three with two and a half minutes left and playing defense and saying, let's win this game on defense.

Starting point is 00:56:53 The going for it is stupid. Going for it in shotgun handoff is the dumbest thing you could possibly do. It was Maddie, Bufus and Luke Getsey being like, handshake. Let's be the dumbest motherfuckers alive. I Do feel really bad for Justin Fields There was we talked about him being a broken guy There was reports that he was still in his entire uniform 30 minutes after the game in the locker room just sitting there while everyone had already cleared out Yeah, the the report is Justin Fields looks stunned in the locker room still had his uniform on 30 minutes after the end of the game Most of his teammates were gone fields was sitting at his locker just staring

Starting point is 00:57:28 off. That's Sean Hammond's report to that. Yeah. Sean Hammond's, oh, Patrick Mahomes with an all time kneeling at the two yard line. If anyone had Patrick Mahomes score a touchdown, you want to cry for the spread. I had my spread. I was minus eight and a half. So I was I need to my homes. Wow. Score a touchdown. Think of the betters my homes. Okay, so back to the play. Shotgun, hand off, up the middle, stuffed Broncos go

Starting point is 00:57:57 down and kick a field goal. So your defense actually played pretty well coming, you know, like they gave up a big play, but they held into a field goal. Bears lose the game. 14 straight losses. Maddie Briflu know, like they gave up a big play, but they held him to a field goal. Bears lose the game, 14 straight losses, Maddie per Fluce, like it's not even a question. That the question is, are people gonna,

Starting point is 00:58:13 like one and fired right now? I still think you should keep them just because if the goal is to lose, he has proven, he is the greatest head coach ever at losing. But yeah, this was, I was more demoralized for Justin Fields because Justin Fields was incredible first 300 yard passing game, four touchdowns, he looked great, he looked confident, he was hitting everyone down the field,

Starting point is 00:58:35 all the good things, I know it's the Broncos defense, Maddie Rufluss is a fucking moron and don't get me wrong. I'm not gonna like flip and be like, Justin Fields is back to being the guy. I know Justin Fields is the guy. This loss was on Maddie Puffles. You just want to see Justin happy.

Starting point is 00:58:49 It was not his fault. It was not his fault. Justin Fields was smiling. You looked happy in the first half. It was, yeah, it was tough loss. Especially considering it's against the Broncos, who stink. And then added on to all of that was the Chase Claypool thing,

Starting point is 00:59:02 the Fiasco, so Chase Claypool watched the game from home today. After the game was over, they asked Iberfluse. So wait, was it his choice to stay home or did you tell him to stay home for this game? And he goes, yeah, it was a choice. It was his choice. Yeah. Because he wasn't going to play today, but Iberfluse was saying like, you have the choice of watching here and being a healthy scratch here, or he can watch at home. He said it was a choice. And then afterwards the Bears PR had to issue a statement correcting it saying that Chase Claypool

Starting point is 00:59:32 was instructed to say home for the game. So they told him, I think I know what that is. It's worse than that. It's worse than that. Okay. Matt Iberfluss on Friday said the Chase Claypool was they asked if Equalman and the Chase Claypool was the asked if Equalmanian St. Brown was gonna play. He's like, we don't know. You know, there's

Starting point is 00:59:50 no there's been no change. While he was doing that Chase Claypool said the comment about how are they using you currently said no. Saturday night, Maddie Prifus sells a team of Chase Claypool is not gonna play. And then he also said on Sunday that his comments had nothing to do with it. Right. So it was so clear that he has no idea how to answer questions, one, the basic questions, you're the head coach, he has no idea how to deal with the locker room, he has no idea how to, like, it's just an absolute cluster fuck. Nice guy, I'm not even like, we don't, we had him on the show. He was a nice guy.

Starting point is 01:00:27 He's not, he's not a head coach. So I think, I think, not a head coach. So I think, no one coaches as I do, what probably happened was, Eber Fluss was like, he made the choice to say that sort of thing. When I had told him, like, you can't be, you can't be causing a scene, you can't be saying anything. Against the team, you have to be like, the most, uh, uh, studious most studious practice player that we have.

Starting point is 01:00:49 You have to be doing all the small things, right? And then he made the choice to say they're not using me right. And so Ibra Fluce was like, that's his choice. Now he's at home. Right. So like it was not his choice to stay home from the game, but in Ibra Fluce's mind. That's twisted around six ways a Sunday. He's like, oh, oh well he made the decision

Starting point is 01:01:06 to break one of the rules that I gave him therefore he made his choice to stay home. Yes, it's like your parents, like your parents like I know actually it's his choice to stay in his room because he did not do his homework last week. And we had discussed the ramifications of not doing your homework. Right, it's just a clown show organization.

Starting point is 01:01:23 It's a joke. They have the number one pick right now. The Panthers also lost. They have the number one and number two pick. I I I went into this game, especially up 28 seven. I was like, ooh, what if they win and what if we win on Thursday and you know, who knows? Just tank. Just lose every game. I at this point just lose every game because you've got to change everything. And I know that this is like the 10th time they've changed everything after lovey and I don't know. And I know it's nothing's going to actually change because the organization as a whole, that's the problem. Like it's, you keep trying to put a bandaid on a terminal illness and it's not going to fix it. But at some point, you just got to keep doing band-aids

Starting point is 01:02:05 because I don't know what else to do. Like, I know it won't fix anything, but I'll take a new band-aid because it will make me feel better for a little bit. It's really gonna be a battle of the Titans, Caleb Williams against the Bears franchise. Which force is stronger? No, Andy's still, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, right.

Starting point is 01:02:20 Like, who can, yeah, like, can you ruin their life? Yeah, is Caleb Williams good enough to not be ruined by the Bears? Listen, I know that this is like, this is Justin Fields was screwed by the Bears. Like I, I, I don't know if he's gonna have a career after the Bears, but just look at CJ Stroud. Look at Anthony Richardson. Look at some of these guys and the set up they get

Starting point is 01:02:42 and the coaching they get and, and the team and the organization. It's and the coaching they get and the team and the organization, it's just a completely different situation. This is a cluster fuck, the second you step in the door. So yeah, I don't know, like I said, get Jim Harbock. I'm rooting, it's so bad, I'm rooting for Michigan to win the national title. So that Jim Harbock and then become the good,

Starting point is 01:02:59 and then you stuff all the dorks in a locker and be like, we're playing man football. I actually think that Jim Harbock coming into the Bears will be a great thing because he would just throw up to him for Jim McCasky like fuck off. Yeah, a locker would be like we're playing men football. I actually think the gym harboball coming into the barris would be a great thing because he would just throw up to Virginia McCasky like fuck off. Yeah, he would just be like this is my team now and we're gonna run it my way.

Starting point is 01:03:10 Yeah. And we're gonna be good and he could stop being embarrassed about this organization and in four years when you're pissed off with me and we've gone to some NFC championship games, I'll just be like I told you so. And then I'll quit. And then I'll quit.

Starting point is 01:03:24 Yeah, and I'll go back to college and dominate. And dominate again. I'm a really good head coach. But yeah, it's, yeah, I don't really have anything else in that. Like it's just a cluster of fuck. I really do feel bad for Justin Fields today because he's had bad games this year. He's not look good this year. I don't think he's a long term answer today.

Starting point is 01:03:40 Today was undoubtedly not his fault. Yeah. Like it just wasn't his fault. The scooping score is pretty bad. It was bad, but like he put the bears in a position, like they're, again, defensive head coach invested in the defense, I think the bears have like two sacks as you. Not kicking a field goal to go up and that game is just crazy. It's crazy.

Starting point is 01:03:58 It's insane, insane. That's a move you make when you're up like seven and you say, well, it's just not giving them the ball back. Not when you're up like seven and you say let's just not give him the ball back. Not when you're tied and you can easily get it shot feel goal. Take a lead with two minutes left in the fourth quarter. It's so easy to do. That's for the Broncos, they're still bad.

Starting point is 01:04:18 That was, I mean, they just beat the worst team. I would agree with that. And they had to come back from 27. The only good thing about the Broncos today is like you didn't lose. Yeah. You didn't lose to the Bears. Somebody had to lose this game. Yeah, I would agree with that. And they had to come back from 27. The only good thing about the Broncos today is like, you didn't lose. Yeah. You didn't lose to the Bears. Somebody had to lose this game. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:29 Someone had to lose this game. Well, a tie would have been great too. But yeah, the Broncos, I guess they're just good to get a win. Sean Payton gets to kind of relax a little bit, maybe. You're right, though, cutting off the sleeves. That is kind of bullshit. It was bullshit.

Starting point is 01:04:43 It changed. If a player does that, Roger Del puts an envelope in his locker and he finds them $35,000. That's a fact. Think about it. That's a fact. Shotgun, fourth and one. Fourth and one, shotgun.

Starting point is 01:04:55 Yeah. I don't, I saw that when I went to Nebraska, Michigan, on Saturday, and Nebraska did fourth and one shotgun. And never. You have to, you get, go from getting one yard to now, I'm gonna give five yards. I always hate shotgun runs in general, not not even talking like just short yardage plays. If you're running the ball of shotgun to me, it always just looks like the running

Starting point is 01:05:15 back gets so much slower start. We're running out of shotgun works when it's a light box and you got it. Everyone's split out wide a draw and you're like, there's no one in the box and you know that you'll be able to play, you know, man blocking hat on hat football, that I'm cool with that. When everyone is standing right at the line of scrimmages, they're like, we know they're gonna run this

Starting point is 01:05:34 right up the middle. Let's do fucking five yard shotgun. So stoop. The shotgun run is the goat play when it's third and 17 and you need 12 yards. What if, this is a fucked up thought I've had? What if there's actually like a pack between Ryan Poles and Maddie Bufus, like we're trying to tank. And Maddie Bufus is actually the best coach of all time.

Starting point is 01:05:55 And he's been wrong on purpose. Like he's losing these games in such perfect fashion that it's like he actually is an incredible head coach. This is some next level cope. Yeah, like let's do the shotgun play on on fourth and one when we play the box and we have the ball down three. Let's run the same running back draw three times a row for a pick six. So you're taking the angle of he'd have to be an awesome like the best coach ever to purposely do all the wrong things all the time.

Starting point is 01:06:22 Right. Because you would have to know what the right things to do would be to select all the wrong things. Correct. He's actually a genius. Secret genius. Yeah, you can see it. He's actually so bad that I'm actually, it's like a bad good circle and we're getting right back

Starting point is 01:06:37 to the middle. Yeah. We're meeting. I'm gonna let you believe that. No, I don't. I don't know your mental health, but I could. I could definitely believe that. I'm gonna think about this more. I'll get back to everyone on Friday. Yeah, this could be you're fine

Starting point is 01:06:50 Yeah, no, there's a big bears are back. This will be fine Should we talk about the chiefs game real quick? Patrick Holmes all-time scumbag move going down for her the the line is eight and a half and he goes down at the one-yard line Easy touchdown correct football move. I know Patrick Mahomes doesn't care about people, bet on him. He cares about winning football games. He's really fucking good at that. But yeah, this game was Zach Wilson's coming out parking. I guess so. Good loss. Good news for the chiefs. You won a game where Patrick Mahomes played probably as poorly as he'll ever play for you.

Starting point is 01:07:23 Yeah, he was bad actually. Actually, should we, should we talk about that? We should find somebody out there because I'm sure there's some people that hate Patrick Mahomes. He throws a lot of very interceptable balls that don't get picked off, right? Because either it's like a no look thing, the receiver does it or the cornerback doesn't see it coming. Or they're just like, oh, holy shit Patrick Mahomes threw a bad pass. I can't, and they get nervous at the last.

Starting point is 01:07:44 Yes. Because they can't believe they're about to intercept Patrick Mohm's. Yes. I think he gets away with a lot of the interceptions. Now they're figuring out how to actually catch him. Yeah, I agree with you. Has this always been Patrick Mohm's? He's just been very lucky.

Starting point is 01:07:55 Yeah, he's just the luckiest quarterback ever. Memes is coping so bad. He just texted us a hold screenshot. Memes, would you like to speak? This was a very promising loss. Yeah, for sure, but the thing I texted you was, Jermaine Johnson just getting mugged on the play. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 01:08:14 So what do you want us to do with this? I don't know. I don't know. That's just me coping with it, but he was getting mugged on the play and they didn't call anything. He also did. He'll answer the face. What a offset. Then they would have brought back. That on the play and they didn't call anything. He also did, you'll answer the face. What have all set?

Starting point is 01:08:26 Then they would have brought back. That's the Patrick Rounds run that he got like 35 yards on. So, memes, is this kind of bad for you though, because the coaching staff essentially said like Zach has another opportunity to prove himself if he doesn't do anything, then like they kind of put the word out there, we're going to look somewhere else, right? And I feel like Zach Wilson did enough tonight to make Zach Wilson stay around. He played so good.

Starting point is 01:08:49 He was 28 for 39, 245 yards to touchdowns. He was good. He was good tonight. Yeah, he was awesome. And then you could kind of see in the third quarter, the wheels were falling off a little bit. The coaching staff just doesn't play Brees Hall for some some reason and they stick with Daven cook, which I hate that breeze hall ran for like 50 yards to get all the way down there. They put Daven

Starting point is 01:09:12 cook in Daven cook runs for three yards and then they do two cheap outplays and then they punted away. It was bullshit. And Zach Wilson drop that snap and there's a hole. And there was a hole. There was a hole they call holding on. Are you gonna cry? I might. They call holding on sauce garner. That was bull. You feel like you have a cry in your throat right? So I was I'm so

Starting point is 01:09:38 upset. Do you think that the NFL saw all these jets games on the schedule and they're like we have to do everything possible To get Taylor Swift to come show up so that people watch this game. I think so but people would watch either way The memes went old school like it was like sitting with your dad. He was just in the other room And he was just screaming run the fucking football and then before the games like start the fucking game Yeah, enough of this I mean they were just showing the voice for four minutes before the game's like, start the fucking game. Yeah. Enough of this. I mean, they were just showing the voice for four minutes

Starting point is 01:10:06 before the game. That was bullshit. It was bullshit. Carson daily interrupted my. This is Sunday night football. This is why I fight for the NFL. People don't realize like first they take our Sunday night football and we said nothing.

Starting point is 01:10:17 Like this is Taylor Swift is a problem for the NFL. We have to unite as a group of fans. We can't let this happen. She's bad for football. She's got to stop going to games. What's their next next chief's game? I hope it's in fuck. The Vikings. All right, she can go like a nishie. No. I think she starts her international tour soon. Good. Go get out of here. Scram. I you know what? All right, I'll say this.

Starting point is 01:10:41 Scram. I, you know what? All right, I'll say this. If Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift release a sex video, I'll consummate this relationship and be like, fine. You guys can have sex, you can be a boyfriend, girlfriend. I don't buy it until I see some dick in vagina. Do you think? I'm saying that right now.

Starting point is 01:10:59 Is she pregnant? P and V. I haven't seen her drinking at these games. I saw her drinking some juice. P and V otherwise drinkin' some juice. Pnv otherwise drinking some juice. Yeah Anyone with me should we demand it? I want to see I want to see Pnv. I want to see insertion I'll say P and A P and A more P and V or P and M. Yeah, I'll tell P and M good. I'll take P I'll even take H on on P

Starting point is 01:11:23 Hand yeah, I'll take a hand job. I'll see you hand job. That's fine. Give us a Lauren Bobbitt. Is that your name? Bobbitt. Bobbitt. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:11:32 Give us a Lauren Bobbitt and I will be like, you know what, these two lovebirds, they can't get their hands off each other. It's fine. Until that happens, I think it's fake and I think it's for clicks and I think Taylor Swift is using the NFL to try to make her star bigger. I think I would see some TF.

Starting point is 01:11:50 I would see some TF. I would see some. Nice. Either way, good game memes. You fought hard. They fought real hard. And then we got the Broncos next week. So hopefully, get shurying back and back

Starting point is 01:12:04 a week together. Yeah, you almost said wins Back, back, a game, two games. Oh, Hackett revenge game. Yeah, oh, that's gonna be awesome. That will be awesome. Hackett revenge game also means just perspective just go with like the the bears is the measuring bar for the worst team in the NFL You guys are way better than the bears. I mean if the defense shows up in the first quarter Yeah, you're way better than the bears like you're not nowhere near the bottom of the NFL. The chief scored three points in the second half. That's good. I know. That's real good. You're way better than the Patriots. We'll get to that. Well, they did play. Yeah, they did play head to head. No, but skip a list rules. Oh, yeah, true. If the Patriots jet Super Bowl was today, I think the jets went to Super Bowl. I'd agree with that

Starting point is 01:12:48 If they played it today I'd agree with that. Yeah, but actually no So when that pictures were in 12 to 9 in Perfect conditions in a dome Okay, next game Vikings Panthers Vikings so I didn't realize this Our guy Stadhol sent this to me. I wish I had said this on Friday Do you know that the last time there was an oh and three off which we had today between the Vikings and the Panthers and the Bears and the Broncos was 2020 and the Vikings and the Broncos both won I did not know that the Vikings and the Broncos both won. I did not know that. The Vikings and the Broncos both won the O and three off in 2020.

Starting point is 01:13:27 The Vikings beat the Texans, the Broncos beat the Jets. Both teams won again today. So that's, if that ever happens again, Jake, put a reminder, if the Broncos and the Vikings are O and three and play another O and three team, we have to bet the Vikings and the Broncos. Parlay. It's also a Corktober. It is Corktober.

Starting point is 01:13:44 So let's not forget about Kirktober. Cousins is now with the Viking 16 and five in the month of October. Yeah. So let's see who they have next here. Oh, it's the chiefs. Ooh. But then the Bears, 49ers and Packers.

Starting point is 01:13:57 Ooh. So Kirktober might go a little sideways this year. Who knows, but yeah, don't bet against Kirk Cousins in October. Yeah, and it's the rule. Also welcome to the 2023 season Vikings defense. Yeah, you finally have showed up scoop and score blank the Panthers in the second half They are the reason why they won the scheme. Yeah, which is nice because Kirk Cousins was like not

Starting point is 01:14:18 He was not the reason they were losing games. So it's nice to defense picked up a win Yeah, Kirk also had the play of the day today. He threw an interception at the one yard line, and then he hustled his ass like 90 yards down field. Ran his fat. I didn't know that Kirk Cousins could move that fast. It was incredible. Took a good angle, and then Yada Yada Yada

Starting point is 01:14:38 and they ended up scoring the touchdown. Yeah. Kirk took the biggest shot that I've ever seen. So bad. He just got, that's got a suck so bad to sprint 90 yards And then get hit by a dump truck. Yeah, just go just just do a fake Just if you're a quarterback Like try try to find a guy a cornerback

Starting point is 01:14:56 closest to you and do like a fake block like a block a little bit Do you know how like sometimes if a a defensive player will hit the quarterback late and then they'll pretend that they got hurt too to get some sympathy and maybe not get kicked out of the game. Do you think that Kirk Cousins feels any better or a quarterback feels better when they throw a pick like that and then they sprint and get absolutely destroyed because everyone's like, oh, Kirk, are you okay? Is the first thing not God damn it Kirk. That was such a bad interception.

Starting point is 01:15:21 Yes. I was worried about Kirk. Yeah. I was worried about Kirk as well. The Panthers are bad See Smith's gonna owe some hats I Believe what was the over under four and a half Something like that. Yeah, I think we are

Starting point is 01:15:35 Fingers crossed on a collision course for two in this team doing the Bears and Panthers play later on the season Oh, what week is that so that is like week Looks like week nine or 10. The Panthers play the Lions at the Lions in a game. Is it here? Where's the November not? God. There might not be anyone in the stands.

Starting point is 01:15:59 At Lions, at Dolphins, then they do play at home against the Texans and Colts. So those are winnable games. But there's a chance we could get the Ofer ball. Yeah, what are we thinking about Bryce right now? Uh, yeah, it's be honest about Bryce. He's, he hasn't looked great. If I'm a Panthers fan, I, the doubt would be creeping in. I'd be, I'd be starting to think we made the wrong choice. I still think he's very good. I just so small. He's so small and there's just a lot of him. Small, you little. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:27 It just dawned on me, PFT by the way. This Thursday night game, Bears Commanders, has set up to a complete, like, you have a no win situation on your hands. Oh, I know. I know. There's like, if you don't win this game. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:42 It's my first time back at FedEx in 12 years. Wow. I've got it all built up. I'm so excited. Hopefully, meet Josh. Yes. So yeah, I'm not going to be able to make it because we're doing surviving bar stool the week after.

Starting point is 01:16:54 So I'm going to be gone for my family for nine days. So being like, Hey, I want to go to a football game too, two days before. Didn't really fly, but PFT will be at the game. We're going to do the show before and then we'll tape about the game afterwards There is a loot like you are too bad. Yeah, it's a tattoo bet But you are like if the bears find a way to win this game You're you're in hell, buddy. I'm in big hell You're in hell, buddy

Starting point is 01:17:16 So everyone listens to this podcast when the bears talk or like when something bad happens to one of our teams I mean the bears only sets that's usually when we get the most amount of downloads on this podcast. So you guys are sickos and you're perverts. I actually think that if the Bears beat the commanders, while I'm in DC, oh yeah, next to John Harris, like smiling it up, just living it up in DC,

Starting point is 01:17:36 like Commanders are back. We got to, if I'm so happy about that stuff, and then the Bears end up finding a way to win on Thursday night, I think the sickos will actually download and listen to that podcast. Yeah. Just like they would a very, very bad bear. Yeah, this is 16 verse one.

Starting point is 01:17:49 Yeah. Well, no, no, no, no, we're not a one seed. No, you are. No, no, no, we're not a world of bears. No, no, we're not a one. It's 16 that's one. It's bad enough already. I don't need you.

Starting point is 01:17:59 I don't need you. You're past letting people, bears are fairly digging to no one believes. No, I would say. Let's go boys. Let's win one. I would say the command is the world is a four is a four 12. What's oh, who's lives anyway? Let's play it. I actually think it'll be like six. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay. I

Starting point is 01:18:17 mean, right. It is it is probably get to seven. I feel like it might get to seven. Like the commander should not be they should not have expectations to like absolutely demolish any team. They're gonna, they're not gonna blow people out. It's USA Russia. It's USA Russia. No one believes in these boys. It's nice being in a, like, because the bears get killed and be like, well, yeah, what'd you expect?

Starting point is 01:18:40 They're the worst team in the NFL. Yeah, I'm not even going to feel good about it. I'm going to feel sorry for you. They are the worst team. All right. Yeah, I'm not even gonna feel good about it. I'm gonna feel sorry for you. They are the worst team. All right, last thing for Vikings Panthers, I am, I am just as much rooting against the Panthers now. Like this is, I screenshot it right away. The bears have the one and two pick right now. It's never been done. I don't think so go Panthers go.

Starting point is 01:19:01 Keep losing games, keep finding a way to to they were even up in this game. And then they didn't score on the second half. So what you want, you want to go one and 16 and you want the Panthers to go O and 17. That way is the Panthers that pick first. Right. And then you get the second pick, but that's because that was your pit. Yeah, we won that trade. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

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Starting point is 01:20:50 CJ Stroud Stroud Boys Stroud Boys. He is awesome. 1200 yards six touchdown zero interceptions. Pretty good. Pretty good. So his stats coming out are, I think they're the second best in the NFL history behind just Cam Newton and his rookie season Yeah, so he's ahead of Andrew Luck He's playing awesome and Dmitriko Ryan's is I think he's an awesome coach awesome coach This is what I'm talking about organizations like they made the right hire He's putting in a winning culture. They're winning. They were picked to be one of the worst teams the NFL

Starting point is 01:21:21 their winning games they look competent. they took it to the Steelers and the Steelers, Mike Tomman is my favorite just because he's so predictable. It really is like if he's coming off a win and he's an underdog or sorry he's a favorite on the road, it's just they came out so flat, they look like they had no juice, Kenny struggled hurt his knee which I hope he's not badly hurt That offense has no punch whatsoever like it just they feel like that offense Just is never doing anything explosive and it's always feels like all their plays are behind the line of scrimmage and in third and long You just gotta be hoping that your defense scores multiple touchdowns. Yeah, if you're a Steelers fan

Starting point is 01:22:02 It's painful to watch and And their secondary guy shredded today. Nico, uh, Nico Collins had an insane day. Well, credit to Tomlin because they asked him out for the game. If there's going to be changes, he said, hell yeah, there's going to be changes. Oh, so Matt Canada, another promotion. Yeah, that's what it sounds like to me. Uh, also the Steelers need to, they, they, they got a fire.

Starting point is 01:22:20 They're playing guy. They're playing guys. The worst. Wait, are they stuck again? They were delayed again due to a mechanical issue with the charter plane. And then they, I think there were like three, four hours delayed on the tarmac.

Starting point is 01:22:33 Won't they like stuck in a plane for like 12 hours? Yeah, they get a fire there playing guy. As a bad playing guy myself, I can spot another one when I see it. They got a bad playing guy. Get rid of them. This game a bad playing guy. Get rid of them. Yeah, this game was over in the first quarter. The Texans had a hundred forty five yards to Pittsburgh's 15. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it was they came out so flat.

Starting point is 01:22:55 Also, it was JJ Watte day in Houston. And we just we are JJ Wat podcast. We should just remind people that JJ Watte was like the best defensive player of all time for that four-year stretch. Yeah. I went and looked it up. Four seasons, 64 games played, didn't miss a game. He had 69 sacks, 109 tackles for a loss. 41 passes batted down, 15 force fumbles, three defensive player of the year awards and second

Starting point is 01:23:21 an MVP at one year. Yeah. Yeah. As he was an absolute monster. That's why we always say like as good of a football player he was, he was actually a shitty human being compared to what a good football player was. Because he was that good. And that's not even a knock against him as a human being.

Starting point is 01:23:35 No. Because he's a pretty good human being too. Right. But like dog shit as a human compared to his defensive. He was never the best human in the world. No, never. He was Walter Payton, man of the year. Of the year. Of the year. Right.

Starting point is 01:23:45 Like he's a very, very good human, but to be best human, he was best football player in the world for that strategy. He was probably not even top 1000 human in the United States. Right. There's a lot of good humans. A lot of very good people. Man, good people on both sides with a straddle. Yes. Yes. So, yeah, C.J. Stroud is awesome.

Starting point is 01:24:01 I think the tech, the tech school in the AFC South. Yeah, JJ. Yeah, Iatt is awesome. I think the Texas crew win the AFC South. Yeah, JJ. Yeah, I think they could. Why not? J.J. also took out a full page ad in the Houston Chronicle. He's got to have the lifetime achievement award for most full page ads taken out, right?

Starting point is 01:24:13 For sure. My guess is J.J. is probably taking out seven or eight full page ads. Oh, he's definitely going to take one out when he gets in the Hall of Fame. Yeah, both Arizona and Houston and Wisconsin. Actually, J.J. let's do it the right way. It's, I don't know what we charge for advertising, but full page ad on PMT three board

Starting point is 01:24:32 apes to do a full page advertisement. So we'll do a full ad reach for you. You can write whatever you want. You got to pay. Yeah, we will do when you get inducted in Canton first ballot. We'll do a full page ad for you on part of my team What's the difference between a full page ad and just propaganda? It's fake news, isn't it? That's true. We paid out a full page ad. We should yeah, we should absolutely take a full page ad out Can we get Jake figure out the cheapest with newspapers? Yeah, the cheapest full page ad we do a bad news paper

Starting point is 01:25:01 Yeah, we should do a full page ad in like the smallest newspaper and just thank all the people of that town for listening to part of my take. Okay. Yeah. Cause he's definitely done a full page ad when he won Walter Payton Man of the Year. Definitely took one out then.

Starting point is 01:25:17 Probably took one out when he left Houston. When he saved Houston. Yeah, when he saved Houston and when he left Houston, then took one out in Arizona, took one out in Madison when he got drafted Thanking all the good people of all the badgers out there and now he's doing another one on JJ Watte He'll take another one out when he retouch or when he goes in the hall of fame Yeah, I'd say probably like seven or eight full page ads over the course of his life a lot of full page ads It can range from

Starting point is 01:25:41 $2,700 to over a hundred. The New York Times Sunday edition. Plus $225,000. We will not be using them. Through them. If they paid us $245,000, I still wouldn't do it. Yeah, yeah. So find us a paper. We will pay for it and we'll do a full page ad.

Starting point is 01:26:03 Got it. And if you're a listener who runs a paper, maybe just give it to us on the house. Yeah. Hit up. What email? PMT internet bar, little sports bar. Beautiful. We should do when thanking JJ Wat for taking out a full page ad and used.

Starting point is 01:26:18 Yes. Yes. And also, yeah. And also, yeah. Everyone that listens. And also down, this is good for one free subscription to part of my take. We should just, whatever the maximum amount of words we can use, we should use.

Starting point is 01:26:29 Yep, yeah. Okay, speaking of maximum amount of words, oh, we're not there yet, we're getting close. We actually already did the Patriots Cowboys, but you were gone. Damn. Buck Saints, I'm very happy for Baker Mayfield. He's bowling.

Starting point is 01:26:47 Yeah. He's bowling. They won 26-9. They went into the dome, which is not, it's not your father's super dome anymore. It's not. People go into the dome and win now. And it's sad, but Baker Mayfield was awesome.

Starting point is 01:27:04 The bucks are, I don't know if they're good. Yeah, they're good. The box are feisty. They're good. I think Baker's good enough to win close games too. I put a little future on them at the start of the year for comeback player of the year, just banking on the fact that maybe Demar wouldn't actually get into a game this year.

Starting point is 01:27:21 Yeah. But I think if you're being honest, like Baker should be in that conversation right? Yes. The box are good enough to lose a first round home playoff game by a touchdown. Yeah. That's a pretty good team. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:27:37 If they win, if they win their division, they'll play a better ball card team and then they lose at home. Right. I've been there. Yeah. That's a, that feels like what the box are. Yeah are. Yeah, they're fun. They're feisty. They'll keep scrapping with you. The the Saints look like whatever the opposite of fun is they boot Derek car as they should have. They wanted. Why? Why did you start Derek car? They wanted to see James. The people wanted James. We had we had a small dose of

Starting point is 01:27:59 James at the end who went down field and go route. yes, go route and through a little pick. The Saints offense is so bad and so like just slow, just terrible to watch. Derek R. had 14 completions behind the line of scrimmage. Alvin Kumar actually broke a record today. Yeah. You want to know the record? If you're talking about his yardage. Yeah. So he had 13 catches for 33 yards.

Starting point is 01:28:28 Yeah, the previous lowest amount of yards on 13 catches was by a box player, James Wilder, 1985, he had 71 yards. 33 yards on 13 catches is so hard to do. That, and that's not on Alvin Camarro. That's on the bucks offense being very predictable. Say Eric or saints the Derrick car playing in a game where his shoulders hurt. He can't throw the ball down field. Everything is around the line of scrimmage. I don't understand it. It's actually why you played Derrick car.

Starting point is 01:29:00 If you break it down 13 catches for 30 yards is probably a huge huge waste of time. Shoot. Would you think of all the time that ticked off the clock when it was like 13 incomplete passes? The Saints would have liked to have more time. They would have done much with it. But yeah, huge waste of time. Waste of energy too if you're a Camaro. What did you have to catch all these balls and get hit?

Starting point is 01:29:23 His longest was 10 yards. That means he had 12 catches for 23 yards. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Yeah, bad day. Saints are a tough watch. They are in my tough watch, Chair. I think that they tried to maintain the identity of Sean Payton

Starting point is 01:29:38 after Sean Payton left, but you can't do all the shit Sean Payton does. He's the one that makes it work. It's like they made a copy of a copy. Yeah. And that's what the offenses that we're watching right now, whereas Sean Payne had all those crazy shit. He'd have people like lie down in the in zone to return kicks.

Starting point is 01:29:54 He put dead rats in your locker. He was the way that I think Taseham Hill runs like 70% less angry. Now that Sean Payne's not the one telling him to run with a ball. And it's again The Saints have a good defense. They've given up so far this this was the high that they gave up they've given up 15 points 17 points 18 points 26 points like they They should and they have weapons on offense. It's just I don't know why you played Derek Carr

Starting point is 01:30:21 I'd much rather lose in a shootout with James Winston throwing three interceptions than whatever the fuck that was. Yeah. That was gross. Maybe we were all just a little bit ahead of ourselves saying that it's gonna be the Saints division this year. Yeah, it's not.

Starting point is 01:30:35 It's the Bucks. It's the Bucks division right now. I think you might be right. Yeah, there were what, three and one? Yeah, the Falcons also could hang around. The Falcons could hang around, but I feel like it's gonna be like last year where like the Falcons could hang around and then the bucks.

Starting point is 01:30:46 The bucks still have, uh, I know it's not the Super Bowl team, but if you're, if you're a couple of years removed from a Super Bowl, you still got a bunch of guys. You got guys that know how to win. They got it. They got a bunch of guys that are pretty damn good and their defense is pretty damn good. The defense is salty. Um, okay. Last early game. Again, the NFL fucked us so bad

Starting point is 01:31:06 with the nine and three. Just so, so bad. Stop. Six and four next. Six and four. And Cobb was nine and seven. Well, next week we're gonna be in New York sleeping on the ground.

Starting point is 01:31:16 So, six and four doesn't really help. Ravens 28, Browns three. The good news is, well, there's good news, bad news. The bad news is I don't think DTR is good enough to play in the NFL. The good news is if he somehow can stick around, he is by far the funniest quarterback, not named James Winston. Yeah. He was so funny to watch play. He was doing shovel passes down the field. He was dropping the ball randomly. Every time he threw a long ball, it was like 10 yards away from anyone. I'm a DTR guy.

Starting point is 01:31:50 He looks like if you took the world's best athlete that has never played football and then had him start at quarterback in an NFL game. Yeah. Like he was doing crazy shit and he looked fun when he was running around there and he just threw the ball like 40 yards down field to nobody and it was cool to watch. But if you're a Browns fan, you're probably like, well, I guess we have our answer. Right. After the preseason, because he does, he has some electric plays every now and again.

Starting point is 01:32:14 He's a fun guy to watch. But there were some Browns fans that were like, maybe, you know, maybe this is going to be like a great number two quarterback for us for a while. I think you might have your answer right now. Yeah. So the Browns have a pie week next week because I was actually, and then they play the 49ers. So they'll probably lose that game. But Browns fans, you have to be just so exhausted just from this season because think about it. Huge week one win, dominate

Starting point is 01:32:39 the Bengals. Look awesome on defense week two. You lose the Steelers, Nick Chubb gets hurt. Like the highest of highs to low to low. Week three, you go and then you dominate the Titans. And Disham Watson has his best game in a Browns uniform. Week four, Disham Watson is not playing and you get killed by the Ravens. They have had the most roller coaster season through four weeks. Then any team out there has had. Yeah, and if your Browns fan now, Miles Garrett had like a walking boot on after the game. No, no.

Starting point is 01:33:11 I don't know. They do have a bi-week. They do have a bi-week can get healthy in Joku play today, which was good to see after, I don't know what happened at his house, but he had like a household incident. It sounds like he tried to put out his fire with his face. My guess is that it's the classic, you leave the gas burner on on your outdoor grill and then you don't light it immediately and you

Starting point is 01:33:29 forget how long the gas has been going. Yeah. Hannah Storm had that happen to her too a couple years ago. Really? Yeah, it'll fuck you up. It scares you when you get that like blast in your face. But he showed up to the game. The mask he was wearing when he was walking down the tunnel was terrifying. Terrifying. He looked like he was going to like capture walking down the tunnel was terrifying. He looked like he was gonna capture and kill the Ninja Turtles. He looked like a comic book character. And they were saying we're not sure if he's gonna be able to play because he might not be able to put his helmet on.

Starting point is 01:33:55 Then he played. That's a tough motherfucker. Tough motherfucker. Tough motherfucker. The Ravens. He also had a great tweet about it. So he tweeted this out the night before the game. When people didn't know if he was gonna play,

Starting point is 01:34:06 he said, the flesh is weak. See you tomorrow. Hashtag dog pound. Okay. The Ravens by the way, this shocked me. Lamar Jackson for the first time, his career had two rushing touchdowns and two pass touchdowns.

Starting point is 01:34:19 That, if you'd asked me that, I would've been like, he's done that a million times. Because I think with him, it's like some games he'll tear it up on the ground, other games he'll pass. But he was, you got it together. He was, he was awesome today. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:34:30 Because he, the Browns even is very good. He loosened them up with his legs. He hit the, you know, the pass. You need to hit the running game got going. The Ravens are in control of the AFC North. Like firmly in control. There's three in one and they have two division wins already and it's and it just we just finished September like the Ravens are looking good. I feel like

Starting point is 01:34:50 as long as the Ravens have Lamar and Mark Andrews, they'll figure out the rest. Yeah and also they've been very injured and so you're you're expecting them to get some guys back like the Ravens the Ravens are one of those teams. I feel like people kind of sleep on a little bit because you know, Patrick Holmes is there and the bills and everything. The Ravens are gonna be, they're gonna be there. I feel like they're gonna be there. You see Justin Tucker on the plane on the way back? No.

Starting point is 01:35:15 So Marlon Humphrey was doing a Instagram live and Justin Tucker was on the plane. And they asked him like, what do you think about the game, how to go today? And he says, big team win. You know we walk into the trap. We take over the trap. Ooh.

Starting point is 01:35:29 I don't think that there's ever been a wider person than Justin Tucker that said those words. Yeah. Kicker, opera singer, being like, we walk into the trap, we take over the trap. He's a trap queen. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:35:43 He is. Yeah, the Ravens are good though. They are. They are. And the Browns, I feel bad for Browns fans. It's been hell roller coaster hell. Okay, let's take one last break then we'll do the afternoon games. I think people want to listen to that. We have a conversation we have to have with our good friend Henry Lockwood. Life in general. He's been waiting to talk to you. Yeah, before we do that, let's take a quick break. Yeah, these games are being brought to you by our good friends at

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Starting point is 01:37:25 It was the Hank Bull you did win. You did win. It was one congratulations on your cowboys. Thank you. Um, Hank. Yep. Mac Jones. Question mark.

Starting point is 01:37:40 Mac Jones is bad. Mac Jones is not the guy. Worst halftime deficit in Bell Cheicx career worse loss in his career. They looked hopeless Defense got even more banged up Doesn't even matter because Mac Jones can't do anything And I think it's I think it's time to move on Move on now to Zappy Can't hurt you can't

Starting point is 01:38:04 Can't get worse you can't get worse. You can't get worse than the worst loss in Bella checks career. Well, you could do it, worst loss in Bella checks career. But I'd rather do that. I'd rather do that with Zappy than it's like, you really know it's time to move on. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:38:18 But Mac Joe, it's time to go. It's, it's bad. He is not good. No It feel like he's got never chance to Maybe be good. Yeah, like I said, I know last year was bad because they fucked him over But he's not good. No, it happened the the Eagles game that a chance to win you think a good or you know Above average quarterback wins that game They probably could have winning as the dolphins at least split one of those two games,

Starting point is 01:38:47 a good or average or even slightly below average quarterback, can maybe get it done. He couldn't, he's gotten worse. There's no hope, there's no excitement watching it. I have never felt like this before, my football fandom career, but I'm now thinking tank. Like I don't even, Wow.

Starting point is 01:39:06 Oh man. Winning is, Oh man. You gotta start, you gotta start from scratch. Yeah. You wanna get one of the best Cubes in the league to start your franchise. Yeah, Mac Jones.

Starting point is 01:39:15 I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you, because you were kind of forced into it because there was no way you were gonna be able to spend this one. I think he's still the guy. Yeah. But I'm proud that you finally got there.

Starting point is 01:39:25 You made it easier because we were gonna have to have a hard talk with you. And you've kind of taken that away. You realize it on your own. You're like, I'm gonna go get help before we could say, hey, Hank, you need help. We're gonna have an intervention. Mm-hmm. Key letters, I and T. I brought some stats.

Starting point is 01:39:39 I didn't want to do that. I'm sure you're gonna tell them anyway. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not gonna kick you when you're down. You already said that they've never lost that badly. That's correct. Bellachek has never lost by more than 31 points before today.

Starting point is 01:39:52 This to me seems more concerning though. There was a moment today where I was like, is Bellachek just checked out? Has the game passed, Bill Bellachek by? When you have Mike McCartney. They're two, but they already had a banged up defense and then their two best defenders got injured in the game. So the Cowboys are the first team

Starting point is 01:40:07 to run a successful fake for a two point conversion, ever since extra points were pushed back to the 15 in 2015. Yeah, I said that out loud. When they showed, they pointed out Greg, or I don't know who's calling the game, was Greg Olson. Yeah. Pointed out that the Patriots looked like they were lined up

Starting point is 01:40:24 to try to block a last second field goal for an extra point. And the Cowboys just checked to their two point conversion play. And that felt like a moment where I was like, this doesn't happen to Belly check teams. Yeah. Mike McCarthy's got to be feeling himself after that one. Oh, yeah. Dan Quinn too.

Starting point is 01:40:43 That defense. The Cowboys defense is back. I know they had a, uh, I really do think the Cowboys just slept walk week three. Nothing take away from the Cardinals, but I think they went in there thinking that they had that game no matter what. And they still have some issues with it feels like the red zone office is in the best, but uh, yeah. Mac Jones and the Patriots are in trouble. Yeah, big trouble, Hiley, we played the Jets again. Yeah, he did say that.

Starting point is 01:41:10 I was like, you might be looking at a three win team and Hank was like, we'll play the Jets again. I was a good point. That is another win. Yeah, but a Tweet 18, Rodgers might be playing. Oh, yeah, true. True. That's true. That's true. Hank, tell me more about your future plans here for the Patriots.

Starting point is 01:41:29 You can use words on the podcast. I think I don't know. I like I said I'm not used to feeling like this. This is usually your guys territory. Maybe you can help me out. I it's weird to be like you don't want to roof your team to lose. But you don't think they're going to compete for even a chance to play off. So if you're in that mindset, why would you not want them to get as good of a draft pick as possible? But you don't want to say like I'm going to go into every game, hoping they lose. Yeah, you have to take, you have to take the, I would like to be the stand, to spoil and beat the division rivals

Starting point is 01:42:07 and maybe ruin their seasons. On Sundays, you got to hope for the best. Other than that, on Sundays, you got to root for your guys. And then the rest of the week, that's when rational Hank takes over. It's like, it's actually good that we lost last week. Right. It's basically all week, you're like,

Starting point is 01:42:21 it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. And then when the ball gets kicked off, you're like, let's win this game. And then as soon as you lose, you're like, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. And then when the ball gets kicked off, you're like, let's win this game. And then as soon as you lose, you're like, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine. I can give you a whole playbook. Yeah, I get down with that. Max did bring up a hypothetical when you were sitting

Starting point is 01:42:34 off by yourself, not around us. And it's kind of scary because Max, you want to say it? I probably will fuck up the wording of this. Yeah, you will. Yeah. If there was one franchise that you wouldn't want to be a fan of in this room, going forward, who would it be? The Bears.

Starting point is 01:42:59 We have the one and two pick. Yes. And Caleb Williams, he has the worst ownership in the history. Okay, but Virginia Rikasky will maybe die at some point. She's like 103. I don't want her to die. Unless she wants to. Unless she wants to.

Starting point is 01:43:17 Unless she, if it's her wish to die, I will not stop her wish. If this season doesn't kill her, she's never gonna die. Oh, she's seen some bad teams. We have the one and two pick. That's the scary part is it's not as crazy as it on paper. You feel the stadium is a shit hole. Gonna go to our lights tonight. No stadium structures.

Starting point is 01:43:38 New dome. But yeah, it's the Bears. I mean, that's. But think about this, Hank. There's a two pick. Probably a 33% chance that the Bears have Caleb Williams next year. Maybe higher than them. And a new coach, and possibly in the future, a new ownership in Arlington Heights. Like where does the Patriots franchise go from here?

Starting point is 01:43:57 Like they don't have a good roster. I'm not saying you're wrong. I'm saying the fact that it's even maybe possibly a debate is scary for you. The roster's not bad. They're just banged like their defense is, it's all backups. What about their offense? offense has good players, but obviously in the NFL, ZGullet, bad, all pro. Tudor Smith's rooster. If you're in a guy off and your second guy is juju you lost hunter Henry. Oh Hunter's not bad

Starting point is 01:44:29 Chandler Jones are not Chandler Jones no Jimmy. I didn't mean to bring him up Jude on is who I meant to say yeah, yeah, I'm by so yeah, oh sorry Yeah, they're bad. It's bad. It was it's There's no fun for me on Sundays like I don't I don't look forward to Sundays I don't look forward to watching them and then doing the show after I hate to say it Man, I just I think we I have good times that really is Part of getting old. It's just like damn damn, it's never gonna be, you know. You wish you knew the good old days

Starting point is 01:45:08 when you're in the good old days. Yeah. You have the best bank bank of material to think back on. Right, you really do. Right. You're like Leonardo DiCaprio when he turns like 85. At the end of the day, he might, you know, he might die alone, but he's still gonna have like

Starting point is 01:45:22 40 years of getting it in. And maybe Bella checks, takes this whole season, he's like, what the fuck? I'm the best coach of all time. I gotta figure this out. I gotta get us out of this whole redemption arc. But if he's smart, he'll tank. Right.

Starting point is 01:45:37 Do you think? But I don't know if that's, he doesn't do that. This is what is concerning me, Hank, because old Hank, back when you believed in your team, you would already be convinced that he's doing the best job of tanking right now to try to get Caleb Williams. I just don't think he's built the tank.

Starting point is 01:45:51 Like, that's not how he's wired. No. All right, here you go, Hank. Saints Raiders. Those are two winnable games coming up. Saints at home, lighthouse. Yep. Never won.

Starting point is 01:46:03 Show ponies, where's the beef? Never won for the lighthouse. So if you win those two games, where are you going to be at? Because those are winnable games. You might be favorite in both those games. That would be you'd be three and three. Whoa. You'd be three and three. Yeah, but it's just the you watch the bills and the dolphins play and they're just, they're on another level. Yeah. That, that's the tough realization you're going to come to where you watch other football and you're like, I wish I had that football.

Starting point is 01:46:34 Yeah. Yeah, it sucks. And you know, as, as someone who's watched great teams for a long time, you know the difference. Yeah. And you know, like, we're just not, we're not there. Would you say, you know what those fans are feeling And you know, like, word is not. We're not there. Would you say, you know what those fans are feeling? And it sucks not feeling that yourself anymore.

Starting point is 01:46:49 Would you say Brady won the divorce? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So are you bigger Brady fan or Pat's fan? Equal. Pat's.

Starting point is 01:47:01 But it's not. It's one, two. That's an, two. That's an impossible question. It's like naming your favorite children, my daughter. Easily. Easily. Easily. I think Hank's realized that he's really more of a Brady fan

Starting point is 01:47:17 than he is a Pats fan. That's just not true, but it's just, I Brady, again, it's been, there's 20 years of Brady and it's been a couple of the, you know, non-Bready Patriots. I'm still getting used to it. You sure it looks awesome. Thank you. You think you have to.

Starting point is 01:47:32 You're welcome, Hank. What last question, Hank, where do you think Kraff's embellishekara? I feel like that. No, it's of what? Like do you think that Kraff, if the Patriots win four games this year, do you think that craft, if they, Patriots, will win four games this year? Do you think crafts gonna be like, what the fuck dude? No.

Starting point is 01:47:51 Not getting younger. You see, you don't buy into any of the little, like, tiny bit of tension going on? No. Okay. Because it's you have the greatest coach of all time or it's like, I'm gonna get rid of them and then start, like that would be way more work for him.

Starting point is 01:48:04 They got rid of Tom Landry at one point. If they bring another coach in after Bellicech, Bellicech's gonna show up for work and then he's gonna take, he's gonna walk in the meeting room and the new coach is gonna see Bellicech walk in and be like, yeah, you're right, it's your team. Yeah, and just walk in. He's unfurrible. It's so much work and pressure if you get rid of Bellicech that I don't like, who'd want to who'd wanna, every person ever who takes all these jobs, cause there's only 32 of them. No, I'm saying for craft. Oh.

Starting point is 01:48:33 Like he lives a good life. Oh. It's easy for him to be like, yeah, I have Bill Belichuk, it's not going good, but I trust Bill Belichuk. If he, that's what he's good at, that's a good point. That's a good point. It's like, why the fuck did you get rid of Bill Belichuk?

Starting point is 01:48:43 Yeah. I don't like seeing you this sad. It is what it is that you do, that's a lie. No they're bad. It's like, why the fuck did you get rid of Bill Bellachuk? Yeah. I don't like seeing you this sad. It is what it is that you do. That's a lie. No, I actually don't. You're sadder than I thought you'd be. I don't. I thought you'd put up a little bit of a fight

Starting point is 01:48:53 and I don't like seeing you this defeated. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing to be said. There's nothing. You can't watch that game and think anything positive. I don't think you can spend yourself and be like the Cowboys are the best team in the NFL. Cowboys are very good. Your Cowboys?

Starting point is 01:49:10 My Cowboys. Future? No future yet. Your future I have right now is the commanders to win the NFC. Thank you. Because of the fucking you guys pranking Shepter. Oh yeah. Oh.

Starting point is 01:49:21 No, it was Shepter. Oh, Shepter pranking you guys. Oh, see. Oh. Shafter pranking you guys. Yeah. Yeah. Got a good price on it. So that's funny. And Anthony Richardson off as a rookie of the year. Okay.

Starting point is 01:49:33 Those are two good futures. Yeah, I guess. Yeah. You do have two futures. You haven't lost them yet. Yep. Yep. I think I got it that way.

Starting point is 01:49:41 Yeah. Hank, I just, I do want to see you. I'm a little upset that you're like so, so down to the dumps. When the game was happening and you just walked off the stream, you went over to watch it by yourself in the other room. I walked behind the stream. I walked behind the stream. I walked behind him as he was watching the game

Starting point is 01:49:59 and he was somberly, depressively, just looking at Instagram pictures of hot chicks on his computer. That's great. That's great. That's good, Cole. I was like, this is a man watching a game. Look at some dude, let's watch a game.

Starting point is 01:50:13 Let's shake it's bad. Yeah. Look at some big titties. You'll feel better. That's a fat. Hank, you know what? I'm just gonna, I'm gonna just Google just big boobs. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:50:24 And then you'll feel better, right? It's gonna change your mood. Big boobs. Just looking at some image. Big noxers. Hank, look at these. That's lovely. Feel better?

Starting point is 01:50:33 Yeah. All right. I like seeing these smiling. Thanks. Thanks guys. Come on, Hank. Come look at these. I personally, oh yeah.

Starting point is 01:50:43 Those are huge tits. Hank, I got some tits for you. I love to see Hank's pain right now. I personally. Oh yeah. Those are huge tits. Hank, I got some tits for you. I love to see Hanks Payne right now. It feels. Oh, Hank, you want me to buy you an eight. What do you eat in half by 11 print of this picture? That's all right. What do you think about Max saying that, Hank?

Starting point is 01:50:57 I mean, Max knows what's coming in the spring and summer. So. Oh yeah, that's true. Salt season. That is true. That's why I like to say it. You did say trade and be today. Yeah yeah that's true. Salt season. That is true. That's why I like to see it. You did say trade and bead today. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:51:09 We can talk about that later. Yeah we'll talk about that. I'll talk to Josh about on Thursday. Oh no. Okay Hank, well, oh look at this one. Hank, look at this. Look at it, I just started falling. Oh that's good.

Starting point is 01:51:21 Yeah she got huge dits. Nice. Yeah, look at those. Nice sundress. Oh, that's good. Yeah, she got huge tits nice. Yeah Look at those my sundress Just fucking enormous knockers. Yeah, hang could you sit there on his laptop? You want her at? Sure? Yeah, I just start Farmers fucking great content. Oh, she was poster tits. You know your horny when you're pulling up a big tit pictures From Instagram on your laptop you have to go through several steps to your laptop. I was just scrolling on the laptop. Yeah, you're just Oh, dude, look at this one. Yeah, she's fucking really hot. Oh, yeah, she's gonna my face did all that. Yeah I give a fuck

Starting point is 01:51:58 Listen the best thing ever happened to me was when we asked you stuff to do guess that ass The best thing ever happened to me was when we used to have to do guess that ass back in the day and the real smut days. And I was like, yeah, it's work. I have my fall. I fall these women for work. We want to do. We want to keep the lights on. Ass and titties pay the bills.

Starting point is 01:52:17 That's a fact. Makes the world go round. What do you got? I'll set the bar for you. Oh, nice. I mean, is it just showing more boobies? Yeah,, this is good way to get the guys back. Yeah. Yeah. Feel great. We should start looking at porn while we do this show. We're watching porn on the big screen behind memes. People are like, why are they getting distracted?

Starting point is 01:52:39 All right. Last two games, Chargers Raiders, Justin Herbert, fucking dog. Dog, Broke his hand, maybe? Dog, Broke his hand? His coach had his back too. Yeah, that hit. Brandon Staley was like the first one over when he got hit in the sidelines. Like he was going to do something about it. I actually think there should be a rule where in the one second after your quarterback gets hit out of bounds late, if it's on your own sideline, people that are next to him can do whatever they want to him for one second. As long as it's not a

Starting point is 01:53:08 penalty, then you get penalized for it. Yeah. But if the flags coming out, you should just get like one shot in them. Hilariously late hit. It's a little late hit by the raiders. And the charges almost charged with this game. They tried to give it away every which way. A no conno making his first start Purdue legend. I do have a problem, great mustache by the way. I know that Derek Carr isn't a hollow famer, but I do have a problem. You can't wear number four.

Starting point is 01:53:35 Right after Derek Carr left, you have to give a grace period, because my eyes can't figure it out. I actually thought for a second, they were showing a replay. I was like, is this an old game or a new game? Or is it what's going on here? Why is number four in here? It's same body type kind of stuff.

Starting point is 01:53:48 Yeah, you can't do that. And then Cleo Mack, he showed up six sacks. Yeah. Maybe Bosa was the reason why Cleo Mack wasn't playing well, because Bosa wasn't there. Without a doubt, this is the best charger's best defensive game. Cleo Mack also just like like he looks so intimidating. His, because he's got those arm muscles

Starting point is 01:54:08 that he doesn't have to flex and it's just pop, like he looks like he's flexing. He is such a monster. I have a problem with what Josh McDaniel said after this game. And we can go over some Josh McDaniel stats in a little bit. Not an analytics guy.

Starting point is 01:54:19 After the game, they talked to him about Aiden O'Connell and he said playing quarterback in our league starts with taking care of the football. I don't think Josh McDaniel should get to say our league. Yeah. I don't think he I don't think he speaks for football. Well, he's from Kent as a whole. He is from from Kenton. Yeah. Remember every time they play every time he's involved in a hall thing, he hasn't reached our league. Okay. You can't say our league. If your record as a head coach is 18 and 30. Ooh. And six of those wins are when they was cheating. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:54:48 When they were cheating on the Broncos, they start out six and o. Mm-hmm. If you take those out, he's 12 and 30 as a head coach. R league. And he's R leagueing it. Also, Adonocano, like, it's not his fault. He's first start. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:55:02 Didn't have, like, he was going up against Cleo Mack who decided that he was going to just be vintage Cleo Mac and just wreck everything. It's your fault, Josh Frittanos. You got a fat face, dude. Yeah, he does. He's got fat face. And for being an offensive genius, he's really dumb. Yeah, you're dumb guy fat face. Devote Adams. After the game, Devote Adams. Josh Frittanos probably not coming on part of my team said that He didn't think he would be able to go back into the game But he had to nut it up so so Devonte Adams nutted it up And that was probably the only bright side for Raiders fan today You know, you almost won like you could have won at the end

Starting point is 01:55:38 You you found your way to like make the chargers get to a point where Was it JC Jackson like he took a knee almost got the ball back. You could have won the game, but still good good news if you're a chargers fan because the first half at least offensively for the chargers was great today. Yeah, and Justin Herbert throwing that third and I think it was starting long to ice the game. That was awesome. Yeah. What a sick throw. Most teams just run it. They're like fuck it. Let's let Justin Herbert, you know, chargers two and two now. Yeah. Come on right, right in the ship. Also, I saw a video. I think we need a new rule. Uh, you will never believe this

Starting point is 01:56:14 PFT, but there was a fight in the stands between chargers and raiders fans. There's one chargers fan. He's actually looked a little bit like Len Balls and he knocked the fuck out of this Raiders fan who was wearing a Howie Long jersey. You can't, like how long should be able to sue. You can't wear a legend's jersey and get knocked out. Yeah, it's a tough thing. It should not be allowed. It's a bad look, but Spend Zone for Raiders fans, there was a guy on the Raiders that was just openly doing cocaine in the stands.

Starting point is 01:56:44 Oh nice. That went viral too. but spin zone for Raiders fans. There was a guy on the Raiders that was just openly doing cocaine in the stands. Oh nice. That went viral too. This guy was just shoveling keys into his nose. Love that. In his seat. I gotta watch. Well, people roll around him filming him and he was like, let's go Raiders.

Starting point is 01:56:54 That was a good look for the Raiders fans. I'll send you guys, Clint. He balls knock out. It was, yeah, how we long? He's got a, he's got, he definitely should, he should be allowed to sue. What? It definitely hurts your like, he should be allowed to sue. Because it definitely hurts your, like, you just can't have that. What do you think?

Starting point is 01:57:09 The toughest jerseys are like the guys that you would not want to get into a fight with. I would not fuck with anybody wearing an air in her Nandest Jersey. No, probably not Michael the Falcon Jersey. Yeah, because that's right. The black ones. Yeah, and you gotta, you know, you're saying something

Starting point is 01:57:23 with it. So, yeah, you can't watch that watch that fight video. Uh, and, and you know, he, he actually like the Chargers guy, like he even, he knocked him out twice and everyone was like, dude, stop. He's like, what do you want me to do? He keeps coming at me. That's how good of a fighter he was. He was just throwing cement. Yeah, I could punch. Yeah, really good punch. And so, yeah, I guess chargers are kind of back on track. Who was who was doing Coke? A Raiders fan. Raiders char... Okay. Raiders fan. That's a loud. That's definitely a loud. Raiders cocaine. Oh, it's just other guys coming showing up. Okay, should we finish off with the Niners Cardinals? Let's do it. Oh,

Starting point is 01:58:09 hey, Steven Chey put up a poll. Who would you rather have your starting quarterback to rest the season? Mac Jones or Zach Wilson? Would you like me to vote, Mac Jones? Yeah. Okay. I did too. Okay. And 73% since that was recent. That's true. That's a very good use of recent. He buys before today. It's probably flipped. Yeah. I wasn't blue the game. You could have wanted to fucking

Starting point is 01:58:33 fumble the snap. I just hit the Raiders fan doing co it's must watch. Oh, yeah, dude. He's having a great time. Yeah, yes. Oh, that's a great time. Yeah, he is. Oh, that's a great time. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:58:49 Yeah, he's got good seats too. Yeah. Dude, that's a great Sunday afternoon. Yeah, so as bad as that other visual was for Raiders fans, I feel like Raiders fans might be back on track with a Coke guy. Yeah, yeah, he go to a bar after, keep the party going. You don't even know that your team lost.

Starting point is 01:59:04 Yeah, it's great. All after, keep the party going. You don't even know that your team lost. Yeah, that's great. All right, nine hours, 35 cardinals, 16 Christian McAfry is out of this world good. So big cat, I was thinking about it today. I think Christian McAfry should be the MVP. Yeah, I'd agree. He had four touchdowns today. Could we have a running back?

Starting point is 01:59:20 That's the MVP of the league. Yeah. He's on pace for nearly 2000 yards. And then he'd be on pace for 25 touchdowns, 600 yards receiving and about five touchdowns receiving. He scored 13 straight games touchdowns. Yeah. That's insane. I think he should be MVP. There's 16 right now in the regular season with Christian McCaffrey. If the, if the Saturday before the Super Bowl was today, Christian McCaffrey would win MVP. Yeah, Christian McCaffrey is so fucking good. He runs so like every time he has a ball,

Starting point is 01:59:51 you're like, all right, here comes another 20 yards. No problem. Brock Purti was phenomenal, 20 for 21. And here's a fun, this is how good the Niners are. Couple of stories from this game. The Niners are so good, they won by 19 points, and Debo Samuel and George Kittle combined for one catch. Yeah, it's crazy.

Starting point is 02:00:15 Brandenay Uquas incredible. The Niners are so good, the Cardinals actually made this a five point game and it was like, oh, what's going on here? Obviously that didn't finish that way, the Cardinals or the Niners just shut them down the rest of the game scored a couple more times one by 19 but the Niners are so good the Cardinals made a five point game they went for two the Niners had 10 guys on defense and stopped it. That's pretty cool. Yeah pretty

Starting point is 02:00:40 fucking cool. I think I think if the 49ers played with 10 guys on defense for every play the season they would probably still be undefeated. Yeah, they're an absolute machine And I know Max did bring up that they haven't played anyone But we'll find out on Sunday. Yeah, that's a beautiful thing. It's gonna be great. Yeah great Sunday night matchup Yeah, cowboys vs. Niners might be I Might do another nuclear missile well play. I think we should move Brock party into the actually good category now yeah I agree I think he's actually I agree I've nitpicked but I you can't you will you have nothing you can do a lot of film to unlearn on Brock party well it's it's also like there's it's more his team is so good and you try to look you do with every team

Starting point is 02:01:20 You're like all right well. What's their fatal flaw and you're like oh Brock party like the he is missing some sort No, he's just a really good quarterback. He's good. He's actually good. You want to, he's a top 10 quarterback. Let's rank him. You want to rank him? He's a top 10 quarterback.

Starting point is 02:01:34 Okay, in no particular order, Josh Allen. This year. This year, this year, Josh Allen. I'd still put my homes up there. Yeah, even though he's played kind of shitily. Lamar, yep. Justin Herbert's played kind of shitily. Um, Lamar. Yep. Justin Herbert's looked pretty good this year.

Starting point is 02:01:48 Tuwa. Tuwa's look great. Chaelyn Hertz. Chaelyn. Um, kind of got to give it up for Dac maybe. No. Top 10. No, we don't. Okay, we don't.

Starting point is 02:01:58 Chair Gough. Chair Gough. Oh yeah, forget about Chair. Um, Kirk. Maybe. Brock, maybe. Brock vs Kirk. I mean Brock younger? Yeah, I would take more mobile.

Starting point is 02:02:11 I would take more plays off script. Yeah. Okay, that's Stafford's in there. That's Stafford's in there for sure. Anthony Richardson. No, one hell of it. Who are you missing? I think he's at top 10 quarterback.

Starting point is 02:02:24 Who are you missing? Same how? To at top 10 quarterback. Who are you missing? Sam Howell. Two of. No, I said two of. I said two of. Baker, Geno Smith. No, I'd take Brock over those guys. Yeah, I think Trevor Lawrence, yeah.

Starting point is 02:02:35 Yeah, Trevor Lawrence, but I think we just named nine or 10. Brock is in there. Is Brock pretty elite? Brock pretty is at top 10 quarterback in the NFL Yeah, say it everyone say it with their chest good. We said staff We might have said like 11 or 12 at this point, but that's fine We just name and names and then debating I think he is I think he is I think he is You can't ask Brock pretty to do anything more than what he's done. Yeah, and I mean obviously Joe Burrow but he's you can't put him in there right now.

Starting point is 02:03:05 Yeah, with his injury. Yeah, I think I think he is. I think Brock Pertis, a top 10 quarterback in the National Football League in 2023. How about that? How about that? As of right now. As of right now.

Starting point is 02:03:18 I, yeah, I feel confident in saying this as of right now. Yeah, I don't think we missed anyone blatant There's probably someone very blatant. We've missed you know. There's someone very blatant. We've missed who no I don't think we missed anyone blatant. What? Do we miss someone blatant? Yeah, we fucking crush that list. I Think that's I think that's a solid finalist. We said bro, but he he's not in there. All right ready Okay, cleaning it up clean it up Lamar Justin Herbert toa my home Josh, Josh Allen Jared golf

Starting point is 02:03:54 Matt staffer Matt Stafford Jalen hurts Jalen hurts rock party Maybe that Trevor Lawrence golf now I already said golf. I got that's the 10. We did it. Put out the list, memes. Put out the list. Maybe order it the same way I said it. I'll piss people off so much.

Starting point is 02:04:15 Yeah, he's a top 10 quarterback. Well, I can write it down for you after memes. All right, let's get to who's back of the week finishing up the show. It is the rowback question. Go to rowback.com, rhobac.com. promo code take 20% off your first purchase. QZPOLO's hoodiesh. Jagger shorts.

Starting point is 02:04:38 Everything rowback.com. I'm wearing the joggers right now. I love the joggers so much. I wear them all the time. Rowback.com promo code take. Do it 20% off. Who's back the week? Hank. Who's back the week? It's Boston Celtics. Congrats, Hank. Thank you. Thank you. You know, not every team in the city can be good all the time.

Starting point is 02:04:56 Celtics got. We have. I know, but Boston has done that a lot. It's true, but the Celtics today acquired Drew Holiday. They lost Robert Williams, Malcolm Brogdon, but they went from- Anything else? Now they're the NFL first round pick in like the 2073. And they're back to being the favorite to win the NBA championship. Is that the favorite? I mean, I do think that I said to you, it was funny because Hank was in sleep shifts because of the rider cup. And you woke up, which actually is my worst nightmare. You said you woke up three

Starting point is 02:05:32 minutes before kickoff. It was 11.55. And then I woke up to the news. So I was processing that by the time I processed the game started. Oh, man, that's brutal. So yeah, I said to you, like, that is, started. Oh man that's brutal. So yeah I said to you like that is he's better than Marcus Smart. That's a great I know you gave up something some stuff. That's a pretty fucking good team right there. Yeah I mean it's an elite defensive back court with him and Derek White. He's a great point guard. Tatum Brown. It's gonna be exciting. Porzingus. Yeah, how great spacing a little sad to go for Robberworms. I feel like you lost two heart and souls. Progden wasn't around. No, Marcus smart. Yeah, Marcus smart.

Starting point is 02:06:12 Robberworms are definitely heart and souls. They were definitely, I mean, they both, you know, drafted by the Celtics embrace everything. We're great teammates, great role players, great defenders. Super exciting to watch. Obviously, had injury issues. So that, you know, I wish them all the best. I'm excited to see him continue to play, but getting Drew holiday, like it makes your team that much better. So I it is what at least they got something back. So Hank, you are currently tied with the bucks for being the favorites. Well, the bucks were the favorites. And now we're tied. Yeah. Okay. And the blazer was kind of made out of the bucks. I think the bucks were the favorites and now we're talking. Yeah. Okay. I'll take the. And the blazers kind of made out of the books. I think the bucks would have traded him if they knew the sell. They're gonna get them. They get damn. Yeah, to get damn.

Starting point is 02:06:55 But they probably wouldn't want to trade them to the Celtics. They're probably the soft that he's on the Celtics. But the the bucks or the blazers made out pretty well. I feel like they have a pretty decent team now. They probably still should have just traded Tyler Hero for him. Like everyone from Miami was telling us for three months. Yeah. That probably was the better trade. No, like the blazers GM deserves a lot of credit.

Starting point is 02:07:18 Yeah. He actually got a bunch of good players and a bunch of draft picks. Turns out you don't have to just do whatever the player tells you. Yeah. It's kind of refreshing. That Damien Lillard out you don't have to just do whatever the player tells you. Yeah. It's kind of refreshing. That Damien Lillard said you want to go to the Miami Heat.

Starting point is 02:07:29 They're like, hey, I don't, that's actually not what I want to do. Yeah. And I'm the one who calls the shots here. I don't know if it's refreshing, but it's a reality check. Yeah, no, I think it's refreshing. I think it's refreshing that a team wasn't held hostage

Starting point is 02:07:41 by their star. Well, we don't know. Damien might not play. That's true. Because he said he wasn't going to play for any team besides the heat. That's true. As it pertains to the Eastern Conference,

Starting point is 02:07:50 our boy Max over here is pretty down. He said he wants to trade and beat. Mm-hmm. I've thought about that more, and it's not that I want to trade and be but if we were to get like a very like a what's a what's a great offer because you are literally just trying to restart the process. Correct. That's so depressing. Well, I mean, look at the sixers right now. He just won an MVP. Are you saying

Starting point is 02:08:24 are you saying the MVP maybe wasn't saying? Are you saying the MVP? Maybe wasn't Is kind of a fraudulent MVP? No, I don't know if there's anyone's ever traded the MVP wrong I'm saying that in the NBA you need a lot of things to happen for your team to win to win a title Yeah, sixers are nowhere near that right now They aren't but you would think that you were the only able to build around the MVP. But the MVP of the NBA. I think it might be a fraudulent MVP.

Starting point is 02:08:54 But the way the team is constructed, you can't bring anybody else in. Like we've gone all in. We went all in four years ago. Which came hard. James Hardin, it like refuses to play for the 76ers. So and there is no one to go out and get. Max, like, like, trade, Max. I don't, I want to build around Max. He's not the MVP. I get that, but he's younger and you, and the things that you can

Starting point is 02:09:19 get for Joe, I listen, and be it's, well, be on the Sixers this year. And I am going to ride or die with my guy and be because he is my guy. And he learned how to fall. But he's always known how to fall. No, he learned how to fall better. No, he always is known how to fall is a great faller. But what I, what I, my thought changed from like after today, the, the bucks got a lot better. The Celtics got a lot better. They were both of those teams were already better than the Sixers. And the Sixers got worse. Like Hardin is not gonna play.

Starting point is 02:09:52 Like you're giving up. You're giving up. You're giving up. I am not giving up. The fight is coming to you and you're giving up. I am not giving up. Yes you are. I am not giving up.

Starting point is 02:10:00 You're the split. But if that did happen, I wouldn't be like, devastating out, it would make sense to me. Max, they play the games for a reason. I get it. I don't think you get it. I do get it. I do get it.

Starting point is 02:10:11 You said earlier today, I want to trade jewel. I don't want to. I would understand if they did. Restore the process wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. The process worked. Well, it'll be a different process. The results of the process did not work. It would be a different process. The results of the process did not work. It would be a different process

Starting point is 02:10:25 because you would get a hall right now and you would still have a young rising superstar. Superstar. You think, actually rising superstar. Yes. What do you think about this thing? He's pretty down bad. Yeah, I mean, that's some serious copium going on.

Starting point is 02:10:42 Oh, he's the MVP of the league. He's supposed to be able to win championships with an MVP. That's pretty much the formula. That's true. That is like, get MVP and then win a title. Yeah. It takes more than that. You need a complete team.

Starting point is 02:10:58 Or a coach. A championship experience. Nick Nurse. Oh wait. You had that? Yeah, you do have it. That's a good point, Hank. Nick Nurse. You have a great coach and do have it. That's a good point, Hank. Nick Nurse. You have a great coach and you have the MVP and you're writing the team off

Starting point is 02:11:09 in Pat Bev. Love Pat Bev. I also won Pat Bev in my rebuild. Love Pat Bev. You're already rebuilding. No, but in my hypothetical rebuild, I'm keeping Pat Bev as well. Okay, so I'm looking at MVP's. Yeah, there's some that obviously don't win titles. Steve Nash, Derek Rose, Russ, but pretty much all of them. How an Iverson. Oh, wait, no, no, no. Okay, so the last, so Joel and Bid won then, Yokech twice then, Janis, James Harden.

Starting point is 02:11:42 So you have two MVP's. Wow. You have two MVP's. And the future MVP's. James Harden. So you have two MVP. Wow. You have two MVP. And a future MVP. James Harden is not on the six years anymore. You have two MVP. James Harden is a man in the past. Do you see, do you see has party that he had when he was at the club

Starting point is 02:11:54 and he had the girls come out carrying the drinks with a sign on it that said Darryl Mori is a big fat liar? Not, not fat, big had added that. Yeah, I did add that. I heard big fat liar. I editorialized that. Yeah. Okay. Congrats that. I heard Big Cat lie. I editorialized that. Yeah. Okay, congrats Hank.

Starting point is 02:12:08 Thank you. You feel good? I'm excited, yeah. Ready? Yeah. That's good. Yeah, you got something to look forward to. You'll be on the wood.

Starting point is 02:12:15 Hopefully. Get some wood time this year. I love that. Yeah. All right, PFC, who's back? My who's back in the week is Europe. Yeah. It was fucking Europeans won the Ryder Cup

Starting point is 02:12:24 and the entire tournament was over basically after the first round of matches. I woke up on Friday morning. I was like, oh, I think we just lost the rider cup. It was tough. Max played really well though. Max was Captain America. He was. He had some great ship-ins, great pots. I made the biggest pot in the fucking like he's extended it by like an hour. Yeah, and he had a great finger point too when he pointed out the Europeans. It is bullshit that they get an entire continent and we just get America.

Starting point is 02:12:51 Agreed. They have to team up. They have the United Nations on their team. And we're just one. We're an army of one. This sounds like loser talk, probably is. But I'm already, I'm moving forward to Beth Page. Yeah, I want to come home.

Starting point is 02:13:03 The New York crowd's gonna be rowdy. So we're gonna fuck him up. Yeah, I'm moving forward to Beth Page. Yeah, I want to come home. The New York crowd is going to be rowdy. So we're going to fuck him up. I'm going to go. The whole thing, the whole Ryder Cup, though, was such great controversy. We had Hatgate on Saturday, Patrick Cantley didn't wear the hat. How do you not wear the hat? He thought he was bigger than the hat, the fucking hat.

Starting point is 02:13:18 No one's bigger than the hat. The best thing is every single four years, we all fall for it every time where the US goes over to Europe, loses the rider cup, and then European journalists write stories being like the US team hates each other. They're all at each other's throats. And we all fucking just buy it. It's the same thing.

Starting point is 02:13:40 Like it was all like a made up, hat gate, all this shit. It was great too. The Patrick Cantley was like, the hat didn't fit. Then his dad, who's his agent came out and was like, well, he's getting married soon. He didn't want the sunburned lines. So it was like all these excuses. But yeah, we just bought it.

Starting point is 02:13:57 We just got it. The European press just did it to us again. That's what they love to do. They do this every time, like if France gets bounced out the World Cup, there'll be a hundred articles about how like the team was destroyed from within like two weeks ago. And yeah, they love, they feast on that stuff. I still think that there's something to the hat. Just wear the hat.

Starting point is 02:14:14 You gotta wear the hat. You gotta wear the hat. And you have to wear the hat. Some people are saying it was out of protest that the Ryder Cup players don't get paid for it. We are on team golfers. We say pay the golfers. Pay the golfers. You're exploiting them right or cup.

Starting point is 02:14:26 It's the only pay if they win. If they win, yeah. They also do get paid a little bit because they get, will they get a charity, $200,000 for charity, and also 20% of the proceeds go to the PGA tour purse. Okay. So they get paid a little bit.

Starting point is 02:14:40 Not Brooks. Brooks gets a, that was part of the European press was throwing this out there. I don't know if it's true or not. Probably true because Brooks makes money moves. Apparently there might be a stipulation in his contract to live that if you make a rider cup team he gets a five million dollar bonus. Oh that's nice. Yeah so that was good for Brooks. But that also could have been a made up thing that like this is why they're mad Yeah, I still think there's something to hack gate. Yeah, where the where the fucking hat Brooks did well on He did bad on sat the saturday was Scotty chef for crying was tough look. Yeah tough look

Starting point is 02:15:15 It was the worst loss or like writer cup. Yeah was but then Brooks dominated today. We had a catty fight. Yeah, Joe look Have a yeah, he was get into with Rory. He had Rory, Rory? Rory's a bitch. I don't like Rory. He's a bitch. I know that everyone fucking loves him. I don't like him. I'm sorry.

Starting point is 02:15:31 I don't like Rory. He acted like a bitch. Yeah, I don't like him. I know he's an incredible golfer. Seems like a great guy. I personally do not like him. Well, just the idea of finding a golfer and then actively cheering for one guy

Starting point is 02:15:44 is very funny to me. Yeah. It's like a race car driver that you start to cheer for. It's like, I fucking love Marty Trux, man. Yeah. He's my guy. Just a big Marty guy. It's very strange to like just pick a guy. And now I'm a Rory guy. I'm going to defend everything Rory does. When a caddy steps behind him on the green and Rory loses his shit in the parking lot afterwards, I have to now pretend like I'm on Rory's side for the argument. That was weird. The whole caddy thing was very strange.

Starting point is 02:16:08 It's also just like makes you, whenever we have international competitions like that, I become so blind with patriotic rage. It's great, that's what I just wanna fight these guys. I wanna be like, fuck you Rory, I'll fucking fight you, dude. That's what I love about, yeah, international sports, like international soccer, even if it's like the Olympics and it's the American basketball team, it gives you a nice excuse to be like

Starting point is 02:16:29 over the top patriotic, terrified of other countries. I wouldn't say casually, aggressively xenophobic. Victor Hovelin is awesome too. I like Victor Hovelin. He's cool. He's also just out of this world good right now. Yeah. Even though he did chip on the green, which was very disrespectful to the course, to the

Starting point is 02:16:51 game. But yeah, it was Ryder Cup. They should play it every year. One rule change, they need to do it like the president's cup. The Sunday pairings is random in the Ryder Cup. Yeah. Change that. How do you not have Patrick Kentley versus Rory leading off the the router cup? Yeah. Change that. How do you not have Patrick Canley versus Rory leading off the Sunday parings? Yeah. That would be so fucking great to watch.

Starting point is 02:17:12 Yeah. All the rivalries just give give them all to us. It's so dumb they do them random. We should also get team America. So it should be all the Americas North and South America. Yeah. That guy that one guy that checks the wind by smoking cigarettes yeah who's that guy uh... hernese obel uh... no i think he's spanish all the time all the time all spanish is argentinian hurt was it hernandez no no it's it's and hell it's not angel hernandez that's's the MLB umpire. No, that's the, that's the, that's Oleththobble, Jake. Where's Oleththobble from? It's been.

Starting point is 02:17:50 Yeah, fuck. Jake, look up. Mike Weir. Look up South America. South America. South America. All for Cabrera. Angel Cabrera.

Starting point is 02:17:58 We get Mike Weir as well. And we also get the guy, Afty Barn right that vapes and wears easy's mm-hmm And throw in Seewoo Kim. Yeah, no we're back. Erno sung J.M Both of them. Yeah, they actually just played for to not have to go to military And they want to play the Asian pan Asian games Uh-huh, and if they didn't get a gold medal they had to go to military service. I love that. Yeah Well shout out them. That's fucking pressure. Yeah. But yeah, fuck you're up.

Starting point is 02:18:27 Also Zach Johnson, you're an idiot. Yeah, you could always blame me. I don't really know why to blame you, but he's got to go. You can blame the captain. Captain's text four and 12. Yeah. Four 12 and one.

Starting point is 02:18:36 What? The he, it was six players, win by points and six players were picked by the captains. And the six captains picks went four, 12 and one. So he made bad picks. Yeah, and he made bad picks and he made bad parricks. So we should add Dustin. Dustin changes the whole thing.

Starting point is 02:18:53 The price in. Yeah. I feel like I could, I feel like I could coach a Ryder Cup team to victory. I know that that might be crazy. Like, I know a lot, I am wanna know. I don't know a lot about golf, but I feel like I would be a vibes crazy. Like, I know a lot. I am one of them. I don't know a lot about golf, but I feel like I would be a vibes guy. Like, I'll tell you one thing.

Starting point is 02:19:08 Patch can't leave be wearing the hat. Yep. If I was the rider cup coach, you don't want to wear the hat, you can go home. Yeah, you easy, easy choice. That's it. That was his choice to go home. Sit on the side line of the hat. Yeah. We play with a hat with about, uh, this is four 12 and four. Yeah. Keegan is a fucking rider cup Cup killer. This is gonna sound stupid, but I think that there's some truth to it. I feel like John Daly would be awesome on the Ryder Cup. Is he captain?

Starting point is 02:19:31 No, as a player. Cause he would get to unleash his like inner American red net. But we are trying to win. Yeah, but I mean, I feel like you would, if you knew that it was for the stars and stripes, John Daly shows up. Is this Tiger just be the coach? I can't think. I think there's something about, he doesn't want to do it. If Charlie was on the stars and stripes. John Dele shows up. Does this tiger just be the coach? I can't think.

Starting point is 02:19:45 I think there's something about, he doesn't want to do it. If Charlie was on the team, feel like he might later, wait later. I'm actually surprised Coach Kay hasn't tried to do it. He's like, yeah, it's something he absolutely will try to do. He's only been like, let me fix a Ryder Cup team. He's gonna do it in two years.

Starting point is 02:20:03 If like John Rom has a broken leg and Victor Havley is like getting married that week. He's gonna fucking definitely try to get into his mind. I'm gonna get into golf. I can coach his team. All right, my who's back is playoff baseball. We're back this week. Cubs didn't make it. We talked about that on Friday or Wednesday or whatever day. Well, they just got officially eliminated. They got officially eliminated Philly's are in And that's it from this podcast. All right congrats max. Yeah, let's go Phil your orals My orals my for your future. I will be rude for the orals saying I'll be rooting hard for the orals 35 to one which takes fish are in

Starting point is 02:20:42 Yeah, my hometown fish. Yeah, you, you're not allowed to have two baseball teams I mean your treat was a little confusing, but you're Yankees fan. You're like the only I grew up in Florida I grew up but you're not you can't like I grew up rooting for both but I've since I left South Florida after high school I've really fall. You had Derek Cheter in your yeah, yeah, you like you're like you're a hero. Yeah, who the fish playing Feliz oh, let's go fish. Yeah, this is gonna piss you off. Everybody's doing the fish. Everybody's doing the fish. That's what their song was. I'm also rooting for Dan Heron's Diamondbacks. Okay. Yeah, did invite us to a game if we want to go in Arizona. No, in Milwaukee. Oh, I know so far when's they would probably be the only day. We'll discuss it. I think it's

Starting point is 02:21:27 probably a no, but I said, I said, I was like, let me check my schedule. If I get to do the slide, the one where all the reporters like break their arms on, I'll go if I can do the slide. I think I'm going to decide if they win the first game. I would like to go laugh at the brewers. That would be fun. That would be a real haterade move. That would be the meme verbal meme me at my haters funerals. Yeah. That would be me. So yeah, play a baseballs back. Nothing better. I'm very excited. Max, do you feel confident? You said you were going to get swept by the braves? No, doesn't sound like very fighting of you. I never said that. Well, you did. No, I feel confident that the lineup is among the best

Starting point is 02:22:06 in baseball, the rotation, you want to say, I mean, wheelers, wheelers, a good player, Nola, he scares me, Ranger Suarez is, like the rotation is a question mark, the relievers are a question mark, but you can hit. But and people got to come to the bank. And people got to come to the bank. People come to the bank,. But and people gotta come to the bank. And people gotta come to the bank. People come to the bank.

Starting point is 02:22:28 You don't wanna come to the bank. Spencer Shredder definitely doesn't wanna come to the bank. You do not wanna be in the bank. That guy had a quote that went viral last week that says that his one hot take about baseball is that no fans should be in the stadium. That he said he's not ready. He said he liked baseball.

Starting point is 02:22:43 Well, loser. Not ready for the bank. In the COVID years, then he did with fans in the stadium. What a loser We got to get you to go to a game with Marlon's man. Oh I'm sure he does max first Marlon's man. I mean match you all you got to do is we wanted Atlanta Well, I gotta be marlon's to it. Come on. I Never lost playoff series in a full season. I'm gonna do franchise history. Okay, so we're just not counting the whole But you're down and in full season. Okay. Yeah

Starting point is 02:23:11 Was the last time they were in the That means they bend to the playoffs like three times yeah, well, it's yeah two times one Pierre Max that's a fun team. I was on the one Then they got to come to the bank then they got to come to the bank then they got to come to the bank But when they won the world series were you happy? No, so I I kept a Yankee stuff on yeah, so you see I was given I was given a marlin's watch your shirt people got that That was a that was a classic that was a classic did you take it home and wear it eventually? No, I scooped up dirt That was a classic cheap Marsh big J tweet. He was just like shout out the Marlins. Yeah, that's all

Starting point is 02:23:49 I was just doing a shout out the Marlins. Okay, Jake, you're who's back the week. My who's back is Trent Dilfer. Yeah. He's the head coach of UAB and he went crazy on his staff on the sidelines. I don't know if you guys saw this. I did actually see the game. A certain friend of mine had a mortal lock on the game, half time and full game. You saw the clip? Neither covered.

Starting point is 02:24:18 Not even close. Yeah, I saw the clip. I was watching the game because I ride with my I ride with my friends, so to speak. And it was bad. The problem with Trent Dill for doing this is that he wasn't good enough as a player for people to watch and be like, well, you got to listen to what Trent Dill for says

Starting point is 02:24:36 he knows what he's doing. He had a clip go viral a few years ago. High school, yeah. He was a hot guy. I didn't realize he was like, yeah. He grabbed his player and shot them. Because on ESPN, he was the most like calm guy you can't lose football He's a fellow in the field so he got fiery. He's he's build their culture there

Starting point is 02:24:53 He's trying to change the culture. Yeah, you cannot lose in the NFL and still win the great quote So I guess yeah Mathematically, it's true Well the Colts today. Yeah they won when they lost. Right, Big Cut. Yeah they did, so. Memes just sent us another big titty girl. No.

Starting point is 02:25:13 No. That I didn't actually, but wait, oh Memes, the girl you sent me, I'm already following. I think I know. I think I know what's wrong. I think I know what's wrong. My Trent Dillford has so much rage all the time because he's always brought up

Starting point is 02:25:28 as like a shitty quarterback that won a Super Bowl. Yeah. That's probably 90% of the time his name is mentioned when you're talking about football. It's like well, you don't need a good quarterback to win. Trent Dilford won a Super Bowl. So he goes, he wears that all the time. That's always like lurking in the back of his head

Starting point is 02:25:42 that he's like the butt of this joke and so he just snaps on people. Yeah, and like it's any quarter, but any NFL quarterback who gets to that level, think about how good they were their entire life. And then when everyone says you suck, it's like wait, no dude, I'm fucking, I was the best high school player in my state,

Starting point is 02:26:00 I was a fucking awesome stud in college. I don't suck you suck. Yeah, now he's taking out on children and his employees. Yeah, he just walks around college. I don't suck you suck. Yeah. Now he's taking it out on children and his employees. Yeah. He just walks around with, I don't suck you suck energy all the time. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:26:11 I actually don't suck at all. I'm very good. Yeah. Actually you suck. Yeah, sir. Uh, who cried? Or did I make that up? No, that was Mark Brunel.

Starting point is 02:26:18 Oh yeah, Brunel. Mark Brunel cried. I'm sure Trent Tillford's cried on the air. He said the past dynasty was over when they lost opening night to the chiefs and they won three super balls after. Oh, yeah. And the deal for contracting. That was like a Monday night week, two gamers.

Starting point is 02:26:34 That goes the opening night. He has ESPN for a private jet because he's like Herbstreet gets a private jet. Yeah, he has to fly private if he does game day and then has to go call a game in a different city. All right. I love Herb Street's front of our show. The tweet where he flexes about his travel schedule.

Starting point is 02:26:51 I don't need it. Oh, my favorite was, we're at the point now at the end of a Sunday episode where it's like just let it fly. I'll say this to his face when he comes back on because I do love the guy and he's the best like college broadcaster out there. But when he's like, look at my schedule and then I go back to my school game. I mean mine is like,

Starting point is 02:27:12 it's the way to Lincoln back in eight hours. And it's also like once every three weeks but he does it every week. And he's like, yeah, flying in style, it's sick. I would say that my last month and a half would rival Herb Streets. No, dude. Yeah, but yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah. I don't think you've seen the tweet. If you break it down, no, I don't think you see the light by flight. PFT, I think I got him beat this month. PFT, there's Thursday

Starting point is 02:27:38 football. He then goes to game day on Friday. Yep. Then he goes to his son's high school game back in Tennessee on Friday night, then goes back to game day on Friday. Yep. Then he goes to his son's high school game back in Tennessee on Friday night, then goes back to game day, then oftentimes goes to another game where he calls the game. That's pretty good. It's pretty insane. Well, it helps having a PJ.

Starting point is 02:27:56 It's got the PJs. It's insane. If you count everyone, every drive to the airport as a private jet flight, then you gotta fly back twice a day to feed Blake and then fly back out. I think I got him. I think I got her.

Starting point is 02:28:10 He had a great tweet on, I think it was Friday. He was like, I woke up this morning and in the shower, all I could think about was the Detroit Lions. I love that. I love it. Yeah, that's that's special. Where was that? There's an I for oh yeah, this San Francisco.

Starting point is 02:28:23 No San Francisco was the crazy week. It was like two weeks ago. He went San Francisco to wherever Yeah, he's his listen Hardest working guy and oh it's a graphic. Yeah, it's a video. I thought it was the tweet. No, he tweets the video All right here it is. It's pretty cool. He goes from Tennessee to San Francisco Thursday night football, 2000 miles. He then goes all the way back to his son's game Friday night back in Tennessee, 2000 miles. So it's 4,000 miles. Then he went and did game day at Notre Dame.

Starting point is 02:28:59 And then he went and called the game all the way down in LSU and then went back home. Well, this could be- Absolutely the whole country. This could be a partnership with this company. Yo, yeah, I know that. Yeah, but still. Yeah, but I still like it.

Starting point is 02:29:15 Okay. Yeah, I know it's a partnership. It's the ad. Yeah. I still don't like it. What do you want me to say? This is the whole country. But I still love the guy. Again, I'll say it to him. I'll say it to him when we have monogad. All right anything else I think maybe we should just do like a

Starting point is 02:29:36 Memes can you make a burner account and we'll follow the hottest Chicks with the biggest titties and then we'll all share it for like, it's whenever we get to press. For a loss. Yeah, right. After a loss. It's our breaking case of emergency. After a loss, you get five minutes with the account, yeah.

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