Pardon My Take - NFL Week 5, Fastest 2 Minutes, The Cowboys Got Whomped, Lions Are For Real And Tons More

Episode Date: October 9, 2023

Week 5 in the NFL We start with Fastest 2 Minutes. We then get into every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:21) Niners 42, Cowboys 10 (00:09:21-00:21:04) Jaguars 25, Bills 20 (00:21:04-00:26:28) Steelers 17, Ravens 10 (00:26:28-00:30:42) Colts 23, Titans 16 (00:30:42-00:36:12) Lions 42, Panthers 24 (00:36:12-00:42:24) Saints 34, Patriots 0 (00:42:24-01:01:14) Falcons 21, Texans 19 (01:01:14-01:08:29 Dolphins 31, Giants 16 (01:08:29-01:14:56) Eagles 23, Rams 14 (01:14:56-01:21:59) Bengals 34, Cardinals 20 (01:21:59-01:26:13) Jets 31, Broncos 21 (01:26:13-01:33:28) Chiefs 27, Vikings 20 (01:33:28-01:39:31) We finish with who's back of the week and some playoff baseball talk. (01:39:31-01:57:55)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take, week five of the NFL boys. I think we're starting to find out who the contenders and pretenders are. Great week five. A lot to discuss. I just burped. We are also taping Scriven Barstool. No spoilers. So we're in the New York City office and we had Jake memes and Max Wright boomers for us today because we were doing a shitload of

stuff during our football Sunday, but a great show coming. Let's see if we can maybe do a show where we don't offend the entire world. I disagree. Okay. All right. Maybe we'll find the entire world. What? What are some of the big demographics after that we can we can really lay in. Yeah, thanks. Right. We can just maybe talk about the least. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So his real. I said I'm really Israel. Yeah. Oh wow. Okay. We're already in it. We're in it. All right. So great week five NFL who's back in the week boomers and it's all brought to you by our friends at Uber Eats. It's football season and you can now get almost anything you need for game day delivered with Uber Eats.

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WHAA! MMMM! Hey, we started London where Zay Jones got the scoring started as he girlboss slayed his way to a touchdown but it was Etienne that had the Bill's defense frighten all day. At the end, at the end, I'm frightened at the end. Deva Watch was in full effect when Stefan Riggs was crying like a man, leaving Pinehurst. Jaguar's 25, Bill's 20.

That was a good one, memes. We move down to the Steel City, where you can throw out the record box when the Ravens and Steelers get together. These two teams don't like each other, there's no love lost. Justice Pill alleviated any symptoms of butterflies from Baltimore fans entering his game when he scored an early touchdown. Miles Killabrowski screamed, the mountains are blue when he blocked a punt for a safety to get the Steelers a momentum.

And the game winning touchdown was scored by George pardon my pickings tenders you the plug god boom I am I really am the Steelers 17 the Ravens ton off to Detroit where Samulten Leopolder told the Panthers defense you played ball like a girl Carolina couldn't pickle the beast that was Jared Goff, who was hotter than Wendy Pephercorn today, throwing for three touchdowns. In another edition of the run, David, the Jet Montgomery, stole the show by running for 109 yards in a score,

and there is no need to squint at the standings, Lions fans. Your team safely remains in first place. Lions 42, Panthers 24. In Miami, Devon Jackie H&N, Karate kicked his way into the end zone for that offense. The New York football giants have their backs against the Waller and things look pretty grim early on until Joseph Pinocnock who's there scored on a pick six to give the jim in life. But in the end, Tuwa Darni Darko caught the Giants' defense sleepwalking and tossed the ball to Ty Grieke Hill who played Euroball when he scored a touchdown and enjoyed some cheetah bread in the end zone.

The Duff from 31. God, look at the ball time. Sixteen. We head north to Indy where Zach, I'm a boss, Moss said, fuck it, I'm gonna run for 165 and two touchdowns. There may be a running back controversy in Tennessee as Derek Henry Ford is breaking down and Tai J, Britney Spears is saying, give me, give me more, give me, give me more. Josh Clowns, it's pretty bitch.

Josh Clowns, the Tennessee Secondary as the rookie had his coming out party that helped bury the Titans for good. The Colts 23, the Titans 12. Someone wrote this down as Titans 12, Colts 23. What is this? You're up? That's backwards.

That's backwards. Sounds like the Colts, but kind of see you in a seeing a conservatorship also I think the Titans didn't have 12 I think they had more than 12 We had over time away where Jalen Hey Mr. Cata he is him was dominating the Rams O'Line Jalen flirts on offense the Eagles continued to push it. Ah push it. Ah push it real good Pupra Pupna kua and Pupu at well. We're sitting on the Eagles secondary But it wasn't enough to take down the Dirtybirds, the Eagles, 23, the Rams, 14. In Denver, the Jets joined the Milo High Club as Bryce Huffton, Puffton, Blue

Russell Wilson. Puss, down. Robert Salah was screaming Wilson, get on the ball as he let the clock run down to end the half. At a Mike Troutman scored despite not being familiar with October ball. Ooh, that one hurt. With two minutes left, Sean Payton had a real hacking job as they fumbled the game away. Jets 31, Broncos 21. More like Nathaniel.

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Anyone else's ankle hurt? Hey, Alexander Pelley Madison. You blew it! When you dropped a ball that couldn't lead to an easy touchdown. Scuba Steve's that Spaggula dialed up a sack that sealed the game for the Chiefs. The Chiefs, 27, the Vikings, 20. Max Memes, Jake Routus. Standing on a corner, James Winston down and no love, such a fine sight to see.

Foster Morales, Gordon, Foster Row, and yes, he's cancer-free. The patch haven't won yet, with the lighthouse at jail. And this was Bell,x worst loss yet. Say it's go March. Say it's go Marching 34. Patriots zero. And that was fastest two minutes brought to you by Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit in there. The official partner of the part of my take family. And that is the Chevy Silverado ZR2 family, the first ever Silverado heavy duty CR2.

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So it was hard to get everything done today. But so they shipped in great job boys. Thank you. Great job. We appreciate it. Thank you. Great job. Meams, great job. I could tell which one was written by which person. Yes. It's nice.

Yeah. People should should you can you can submit your answer sheet tomorrow via Twitter, X or Instagram or Snapchat or wherever you want to do it. So week five in the books and because we have been doing all this stuff, we're taping a little bit later. We're taping in the fourth quarter of the 49ers Cowboys game and guess what? We know what who the winner is so we can start with the Sunday night game and then we'll go back to the London game and go forward from there. But the cowboys got their asses kicked. This is a measuring stick game and the measuring is directly up their ass, which is in the process

of being kicked. It's a painful game for the cowboys and for their fans. The 49ers, congratulations to 49ers. They won the week five Super Bowl. If the Super Bowl were played today, I say that the 49ers, congratulations to 49ers. They won the week five Super Bowl. If the Super Bowl were played today, I say that the 49ers would win easily. I'd agree with that.

Now, we get a lot of things wrong on this podcast, but credit to us because two things that we got right. One, the fact that last week, the Niners won a game handily against the Cardinals with one combined catch between D-Bo, Samuel, and George Kittle, and we're like, Hey, imagine when they get these guys going, that's how good the Niners are. Well, George Kittle then had three touchdown catches tonight and looked awesome. And number two, Brock Purti is 100% a top 10 quarterback. If you disagree,

you aren't watching the games. Brock P is just good. He is just very good. It's time for everybody to accept it. We did our list last week. He might even be top seven quarterback now. He absolutely could be. Guess what? He's better than that. Presscott.

Yeah. And the Niners are really fucking good. And they just kick the shit out of the Cowboys. But my other question, PFT, are we sure the Cowboys are good? No, because again, this was a measuring stick game. Jerry Jones said they lost to the Cardinals. Yeah. And they just got their ass kicked.

Like this is as big an ass whooping as I can remember in a while for the Cowboys in Primetime. And more than that, they're wins. So they're gonna be three and two after this game. Their wins are the Jets week two. That was the first week that Zach Wilson had to come back as a starter because Aaron Rogers they killed them and then they won week one against the Giants and last week in the Patriots the Giants and the Patriots might be two of the worst four teams

in the NFL. So who the cowboys beating so what this is where we're going to find out how good the AI Jerry Jones is because the real Jerry Jones would be down on the sideline right now. He loves to do that. Pace the sideline a little bit, stand directly behind your head, coach and just stare at him. Yes. Just let him feel you staring at him for a while. I can't wait for Jerry Jones interviews that he does where he talks about just whatever random thought pops into his head on.

I think it's like 105, that radio station Dallas that he always goes on. And completely throws the messaging of the team that like McCarthy is trying to put out there Throwes that out the window and then talks about like circumcising mosquito Yep, I can't wait to hear what he says about Mike McCarthy this way just starts rant he like calls in and It starts regularly and then he just starts he stays on for a little bit too long and he makes a million headlines and puts everyone on the hot seat And Mike McCarthy so next week they play Monday night football against the chargers too long and he makes a million headlines and puts everyone on the hot seat. And Mike McCarthy. So next week they play Monday night football against the chargers.

That's a game they should win if they're supposed to be one of the the best teams the NFC, which I don't know. I think this was and will get to all the other games, but I feel like today was a day that we found out there are three really, really good teams, the NFC. And then there's everyone else. Yeah. So I would expect that Jerry Jones would do the vote of confidence this week. It feels like it's vote of confidence time. Like Mike Sircoach, he's a guy we're confident that he's going to be able to turn

everything around. McCarty's going to have to smash a watermelon before Monday night. He's going to have to pull out some stops because whenever they did a halftime tonight did not work at all. And by the way, I'm obviously when I say that there's three really, really good teams. The NFC I'm referring to the Philadelphia Eagles, the San Francisco 49ers and the Detroit Lions. Hmm. Those are the three teams right now that I would put above everyone else.

Don't forget the Bears big cat. That's the bears are in the last in the last two weeks. Justin Fields is throwing eight touchdowns. He touchdowns. I had a stat. We I don't we don't all save for later because we don't have the Bears in play today. It was nice watching football today and not having to stress about that. It is actually kind of cool not having your team play on something. It's the best. Yeah. It's the best. It's a, especially if you win on Thursday. Yeah, it's like free play all weekend.

Yeah. So weekends really look a whole lot brighter if your team has already gotten their win out of the way. Can I say something to about weekends. Uh, they're not as fun as they used to be, obviously, for me, but I think the best time of the week is like three o'clock on Thursday, because that's the moment that you have all the football ahead of you. Yeah. And that feeling like three o'clock on Thursday is right when I've, I've processed everything. I have opinions on things. I have some picks in. That is the moment that I cherished,

where I just sit back and I'm like, oh, all the football's in front of me. I disagree, I think 145 PM on Friday is the best time of the week. I love Thursday's football. It's almost a week and still a weekday though, Hank. But it's at the pool, Oh, Dacquil, another pick.

Okay, now I have to get a tweet. I just tweeted, Dacquil, just through another tweet. I tweeted, D. Okay, now I have to get a twit. I just tweeted a, just threw another twitted, Dak Wilson. Now I have to tweet Dak Jones. Yeah. Just really making the rounds on this one here. There we go.

Fire it off. Yeah, 145 is the best on a Friday because you might be a little still hung over or tired from Thursday night football that you just stayed up watching. And you're done with your launch. You feel a little bit better and you're not expected to do any work whatsoever. And so that that is the start of the weekend in my opinion. What was that shaking your head? Don't shake your head. Jim Calhoun, don't shake your fucking watching this replay. Yeah. So hey, we're going to get to your other team, but your Cowboys are down bad. Yeah, they're horrible. Dr.

Jones is not good. He finds an inter-usher. It's got hurt. That's not good. Dr. Jones is not good. The events of the inter-usher's got hurt. That's not good. Yeah. It's not good. It's not good to loss for words on your cowboys. It's team. You bet on them tonight. I bet on them big. Oh, no.

Against your boys. It's our boys, the Niners shot off. When you guys do the shit, baby. Oh, kid, we'll probably hear this. I bet on kiddo score. Touch the love. I feel good about that. You know, every chance you have to bet against Kittle, you do also two for two in the

last two. Yeah, I'm over two. So stop doing welcome. It's for no, it's not. This team might make it to the visual round of the playoffs. They're getting it smoked if they make it anywhere pass that yeah. Yeah. And you can't feel any differently. Well, they're going to have to go on the road to start. I mean, obviously we're still just in week five, but the Eagles look like the Eagles of, they've rounded back into the Eagles of last year and the Cowboys.

Again, the giants and the Patriots and the Jets are their three wins. That's three of the worst teams in the league. Yeah, the Jets might not be, the Jets might not be in the worst teams in the league category anymore, I jets might not be, the jets might not be in the worst teams in the league category anymore. I don't think I don't know if they are. They're tough. They're tough.

They're tough. But the giants in the Patriots are absolutely in the bottom four. We were talking about how the 907 played anybody and now that went against the Steelers where they just smoked the Steelers on the road week one 30 to seven, that's looking a lot better. Well, the Niners maybe,

maybe the Cowboys are so bad the Niners still haven't played anybody. Yeah, they haven't. So let's see they got next week the Browns, then the Vikings, then the Bengals, the Niners aren't gonna play anybody this year. When you're that good, but they play the Eagles December 3rd. Okay, but the Niners are in the category where it's just keep everyone healthy because their team is so fucking good and Brock Purti, I might even say he's elite, he's got to win a Super Bowl to be elite, but it's, anyone who doesn't think Brock Purti is a top 10 quarterback, top 7 quarterback, you're not watching the game, bro. Here's what I'll say, Brock Purti is a franchise quarterback. Yeah, he might not be technically elite just yet. I look forward to having an entire offseason talking about whether or not Brock party's elite if they win the Super Bowl. That's going to be awesome to do. But he's definitely good enough to win. Now what we have to start doing is next time a quarterback gets a contract

extension. We have to be like Brock party's up next. Imagine what Brock party's going to make. Yeah. You have to start thinking about his money now. Yeah. I guess we can, the Cowboys, I don't want to totally overreact, but I feel like the Cowboys are a weird crossroad in not only their season, but their franchise in terms of DAC and just what, like, they have the defense and they've just got torched

and I by Kyle Shanahan torched By the way, did you see speed last thing on Brock Purti? So they did a story about Brock Purti having a roommate still as a roommate. That's cool I Know that he doesn't make a lot of money. He makes $870,000 a year. That's not like nothing Yeah, but in San Francisco, San Francisco. It's tough in a Clara Still he doesn't need a nothing. Yeah, but in San Francisco, San Francisco, it's tough. In a Clara. Still, he doesn't need a roommate.

Yeah, definitely. If you're young, it's fun to have a roommate. Yeah, true. Maybe someone will take care of the house. But he doesn't need, it's not like he needs a roommate because you can't afford an apartment. Yeah, but I think of your under 26, like it's, it's fun. I have a question for you, big cat.

Oh, do you not want to live with one of the boys? That's true. It is fun. Is he have a girlfriend? Yeah. I want you to get a girlfriend and then the boy obviously. Yeah. Then your girlfriend's your boys.

Usually a little period too, where it's like, you start dating a girl and then like, your boys like, wait, she's been sleeping over a lot. Does that mean we're not going to play Xbox still three a minute? That would suck to be when a Brock party's boys right now and then he gets a girlfriend and you've got the sweetest life ever. Your roommates with a start and quarterback at the 49ers, but you can read the writing on the wall. It's like, oh no, he's growing up.

He's gonna move out. You have to sabotage that relationship and you get the worst of it because he's not super rich yet. Yeah. You gotta make sure Brock Purti doesn't get a girlfriend until he gets a contract. You gotta get at least one year in the mega mansion,

driving sick cars. You can't let him get a girlfriend in the next like year and a half Oh, they're engaged are He's got a fiance in a roommate That makes no sense. I think I know that makes no sense. It might just be her. She might be the roommate. All right I'm gonna find this roommate shit. I have a question for you big cat. Yeah. It's Brock Purti him. Yeah, he might think he's him.

Yeah. It is Brock you don't you don't think he's him. It's a good quarterback point a good system. He's him. Yeah, Brock Purti. That's a Brock Purti should be in the MVP conversation right now. Brock Purti still broke the correct use of that word. So that's a liberal liberal use of him.

Of him. You can use him on anything. It like cool ranch Doritos Or him all right wait have to be an individual that's like saying laser him Laser not laser not original is correct not him Pringles are him great original Pringles. Yes. Yeah Pringles are him Party still has a roommate that he splits rent with and drives a Toyota Sequoia He and I are still splitting rent. I still drive my Toyota. So other than that. It's pretty simple. So wait, so he's got a fiance too I third here's to forever. Oh, it might be a situation where he's not allowed to live with her until they get

So this roommate really is missing out on that he's getting boned you dude you got to get you got to get Alamona You got Chuck. He a child's we got to get Alamona, you got Chaggi, a child support, you got to get friends support. Which I run a kid's I don't think pretty believes in boating your roommate. I think that's part of the reason why he's he's getting

engaged. Okay, let's get to the rest of the games. London game. Jaguars, 25 bills, 20. The Jaguars are back. I don't, I want to give all the credit to the Jaguars are back. I don't I want to give all the credit to the jaguars for playing very well, punching the bills in the mouth. Their defense stood up and Trevor Lawrence looked good. I love the fact that the Jags are starting to run Trevor Lawrence more. It's like every time he runs, I'm like, damn, he's fast. Yeah, you forget that watching him play because he

looks so good from the pocket, but when he starts to move, you can tell he's a young quarterback. Right. And Travis Etzienne was phenomenal. 188 total yards, two touchdowns. He also played against himself in fantasy football today. That sucks. He tweeted that after the game. Brutal. You think he sent himself a DM afterwards being like, you'll fuck you. What the fuck, man? Yeah. God damn it. Trade for himself. Hey, should trade for himself. And Trevor Lawrence was eight for nine for 89 yards and it touched down on third down. Very good game from the Jaguars. Jaguars feel like they have righted the ship from their loss against the Texans. Pete Prisco might be back onto the scheduled Jaguars.

But this was probably one of the games that he had circled as maybe a loss. He might have had it as a loss. He got one back. They got one back because he had the Texas as a win. With all that said, and again, Jaguars deserved to win this game. The bill's schedule to go to London, which we talked about on Friday, made no sense. No sense at all. And they showed the part.

Like, they actually look like they were sleepwalking in the first half. Josh Allen said on Friday that he felt sleepy. Stefan Diggs called him sleepyhead. Of course you feel sleepy. Like yeah, they flew overnight Thursday night. They get to they get to London on Friday morning, stay up all day through the day and then try to get reaclimated at night. There's no chance that worked out. It was a very dumb decision. They started the game with four straight ponds, 11 penalties in the game. Again, it's the Jags deserve all the credit for winning the game because they played great and they held off the bills and they also like the bills made a little rally in the second half when they woke up

and the Jags did a very good job of like, you know, long drives when they needed it using Travis S T N, but yeah, the bills, the bills basically through this game away with how they travel. So like we talked about on Friday, what should happen is the moment you get a chance, like maybe that Monday, maybe that Monday morning, you put your guys in medically induced coma, knocked them out, put them onto London time, get their body naturally acclimated,

fly them over while they're all knocked out. And then you get there, you practice through the week, you use a copious amount of drugs to put them asleep at night, and wake them up in the morning. And then you have to do the practice through the week, you use a copious amount of drugs to put them asleep at night and wake them up in the morning. And then you have to do the exact same when you're coming back. So I think they play Sunday night, right? So they said,

Oh, that's all giants. Yeah, yes. So they've got a mini buy. They play Sunday night against a terrible giant. Yeah, so that's gonna be good for them. But you gotta do the same when you're coming back now. Like, do you think that McDermott's gonna keep his guys over there until, until Thursday night and then

fly them back no it makes sense to get them over there as early as possible in a week and not have them be sleepy had yeah and then uh... matmalano getting hurt is back that's very bad they blamed it on the turf uh... shit they said taught them stadium was like playing on concrete oh i don't know where we're at because we're a grass podcast we believe in grass yeah which we were there before the the swifties were there We were there. Yeah, yeah, so I mean you can join our movement if you can be joining our movement not us joining yours remember that

Yeah, but yeah, the the bills now have today. It's white out for the year Matt Milano looks like it might be out for the year Vaughn Miller did come back, but This feels like it's getting to a point where the bills are just going to have to score 30 every game because their defense was playing great, but he is very important to everything they do. Yeah. Jake, did you see the wild stat that happened today, the wild play? No.

Josh Allen sacked. Oh, yeah. Josh Allen. Didn't it come back? Both. Yeah, there was a penalty, but he's still sacked him. It's still cool. Sacked Josh Allen, and they were both drafted seventh overall, and their names are both

Josh Allen. So I have my... Josh Allen has Josh Allen's number. Yeah. My official Josh Allen power rankings are still number one Josh Allen, and then two is Josh Allen. But, so it's this Josh Allen, Josh Allen, the one that we're friends with is one, and then Josh Allen, the past rush or second, but head to head. Josh Allen, Josh Allen, the one that we were friends with is one. And then Josh Allen, the past rush for a second, but head to head.

Josh Allen has Josh Allen's number. All right. Hard to argue that. Yeah. Hard to argue that. Hank, you got to be pumped. Pills take a loss for the FCE standing. Shut up.

What? Not mathematically eliminated. I mean, that was huge. You always want to see. You want to see the teams in front of you lose. No, I love Josh. I love our friends. Pills, Bob is great. I never root that was huge. You always want to see you want to see the teams in front of you lose. No, I love Josh. I love our friends Pills, my office great. I never root against our friends. So that was it's pointing to see all right I was just I don't know. I'll try to cheer you up. No, that's big

Nope, okay, we also had an all-time Jaguars fan over in London today the guy rock in the bow tie with the giant lapels Oh, I think about the guy also dresses as a patrol cat. No, no, he was. Oh, yeah, that guy. He was dressed as a cat and wearing a huge, I wouldn't say the bow ties were the thing I remembered. Well, he was the Jaguar. He was dressed as a Jaguar wearing this big ass suit.

And he gave himself a captain's logo on it. So he voted himself to be team captain. He looked awesome. Yes, he did. He did. The London games the best. I think we have another London game coming up. I think next year. Germany. I think we have London, he did. He did. The London games the best. I think we have another one in game coming out. I think next year. Germany. Germany. No, I think we have London, maybe another one next week. I want to

say the Ravens. I'm going to London. Yeah. Ravens play next week and then we've got the Colts and the Patriots in Germany. Oh, that'll be fun. And the Chiefs in Dolphins soon. Yeah, next week's Tottenham again. Okay. Tottenham again. Bad turf. London. Next up, the London hit. Two and a half. Steelers 17, Ravens 10, the most Steelers Ravens game. I think I've ever watched. The fact that this game was 10 to five at one point was so perfect, then 10 to eight, but it was so perfectly Steelers Ravens because as we said on Friday in this game, you always take the underdog and for the first half, first three quarters, it looked like the Ravens, you always take the underdog and for the first half, first

three quarters, it looked like the Ravens, it looked like the Steelers were the worst team offensively ever. And they get a, they started the game punt, punt, punt, feel goal, punt, punt, punt, and then they blocked a punt for a safety and it woke up the whole team and they end up winning this game with Jalen Warren making big plays, George Pickens making big plays, but just so perfectly Raven's Steelers that you walked away being like, the Ravens had a million ways to win that game and they should have put them away and they didn't because that's just how this game goes. Yeah, it was an awesome game and even when the Raven and the the sealers play shitty games, it's actually better

It's so cool to watch these two teams just like beat the fuck out of each other for a while and the Ravens wide receivers stunk today I was just say yeah, it's six drops today. They've got the worst hands like ironically JPP does not have the worst hands on that team Because they had drops all across the board and it was it was ugly Lamar was throwing some good passes early But yeah, like Lamar, if you look at his stats, you're like, oh, he had a bad game. No, he, he put them in a position to win. If Agalar makes that catch down the sideline, Bateman makes that catch in the end zone. I think Mark Andrews might have also had to try, like Mark Andrews dropped a touchdown. Yeah. Lamar Jackson played fine up until he didn't. Like he, if his wide receivers catch the ball, the Ravens are up three touchdowns going to the Mark Andrews dropped a touchdown. Yeah. Lomar Jackson played fine up until he didn't. Yeah.

Like he, if his wide receivers catch the ball, the Ravens are up three touchdowns going to the fourth quarter. Yeah. It was, it was a tough loss for the Ravens. But yeah, credit to the Steelers and their defense, TJ Watt, just takes over a game sometimes. It's 14 sacks against the Ravens all time. He just flips a switch and he just always around the ball.

Had a fumble recovery, had a big sack. He was just playing with his hair on fire at the end of the game and yeah uh... one thing i can't say about the stealers offense jalen warren should get nausea heresys touches he's so good so much better than nausea heresys and nausea still has that that like shine that goes with a little bit of being a high draft pick and so you want to keep trying to feed them the ball but anybody with eyes can see jalen warren carried ball and be like, this guy has 10 times the burst

Nazi has. I was when the game flipped when they blocked the punt and then Jalen Warren had a 23 yard catch and like a 10 yard run, 15 yard run, backed back, jumped over dude and then did a spin move right after he landed. He completely reinvigorated their offense. I don't know how you can't get George Pickensens the ball more he got it all uh... a good amount today he had a big big day but he's elite like he he makes incredible catches he he is hard to bring down i just there were there was saying fire canada in the middle of the uh... first half

which i understand because they did look really bad but the stillers all of a sudden three and two and They've already won they won two beat the Browns beat the Browns and the Ravens So they already have two division wins. I don't know Steelers like it's just Tomlin If they're favored bet against them if their underdogs bet on them. Yeah, it's a catchy there That's a yeah, we were saying like the Lamar Jackson wasn't if you look at the statue You're like ooh Lamar Jackson kind of struck because he had a couple of interceptions.

The one the interception in the end zone was a bad intercept. Yes. That was a bad throw in ball that Joey Porter Jr. picked off and that game could have could have been over right there. They also dropped the easiest touchdown in the zone. Ever. Yeah. They had two bad I think they dropped two touchdowns. Yeah. And we talked about it on Friday but Rookwan Smith still not a ra dropped two touchdowns. Yeah, and we talked about it on Friday But Rhoquan Smith still not a Raven Still not as he hasn't beaten the Steelers yet not officially But yeah, the the pick by Joey Porter Jr. in the end zone

After he picks it off he turns to I think that was was that O'Dell Beckham that he got it for him I think it was he turned to him and said go be a family man Kind of punked him. He did the verbal too small to be with your family. Yeah, that's tough Okay, yeah, just a perfect Steelers Ravens game thrown through next up Colts 23 Titan 16 The rest of it got heard again. Yeah, it's tough Gardner Menshu is the best backup in the league. Okay, so I disagree. Okay.

Because I thought about this too. Is he the best backup? Tyler Huntly made the Pro Bowl last year. He did, but I, that was also what? Three, four people? It was like five people that dropped out. Five people dropped out? Yeah, Gardner, Minchew is actually probably the best backup quarterback in the NFL.

Well, James Winston too. James Winston too, but Gardner, Menshu has now had to come in what three times this year. And the Colts are three and two. I actually think Shane Stuykin, host of the year, early week five, probably have to give it to Kyle Shanahan. Yeah, Kyle Shanahan or, I mean, McDaniel, his offense has more yards than any offense ever in the history of football through five games. Yes, that's true. That is a fact. But Stikens in the conversation, we're having the conversation right now.

We're happy he is definitely in the conversation because I did not expect anything from the Colts this year. He's got him three and two and the degree of difficulty of having your starting quarterback who you have a set game plan for being knocked out of three games. That's pretty crazy. So the Colts and Jonathan Taylor was back even though Zach Moss was the was one who got all the yards. But I had the Colts like that drive. The watch in the game. The Titans have fourth and one on the five.

They handed off the Derek Henry, which couldn't get the short yards, stopped. There's eight minutes left in the game. Murdered a minute shoe, then went on a seven minute drive, feel goal, but it gave the Titans the ball back with a minute left and no timeouts. It was, it was like that was, that was the game right there. He just methodically worked them down the field, ate all of the fourth quarter clock, and

the culture now three and two. Crazy. And the Titans, they don't give up big numbers in terms of the Russian games of their opponents, but they got gashed today. Yeah, they did. They got gashed big time. So it was a, it was 1,051 days since the Colts had beaten the Titans, reset the clock. They're back on.

They're back on. They're one and oh, and they're last one. Colts offensive line looks awesome reset the clock. They're back on their back on their one-to-one They're last one Colts offensive line looks awesome and they have Jonathan Taylor back Yeah, so they worked out that deal I I think both teams won. I think I think the Colts won and I think Jonathan Taylor's team won Colts won because they get a great running back to which I'm to the team and Jonathan Taylor got way more money Than he thought he was gonna get and he doesn't have to get traded somewhere else. So put the whale died. Yeah, the whale is lost. That you can you can absolutely point to the moment that Jonathan Taylor the the whole doubt and everything started. Jim Urce might have taken his eye off the whale.

So Jonathan Taylor might have killed a whale in this, but he did get paid and he deserved to get paid. I did the math on it and with his guaranteed money that he's going to be making, Jim Urse could have saved 11 to 12 orcas. Oh, I've flown them across the country. So Jonathan Taylor, I hope you're happy with yourself. I hope you can sleep at night knowing that there are 12 beautiful creatures that are probably going to die in captivity because you had your owner pay you a livable wage. Jim Urse definitely feels like one of those guys, which I kind of like an owner being like,

we have to make this right for Jonathan Taylor to show people that we're a good place to play. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I think that was pretty quick that he came back and like, yep, here's the new deal. Yeah, I think so. There was a lot of rhetoric as like people were saying he's never gonna play an indie again.

He just wanted a new deal. He wanted a new contract and guess what? Hold out's work sometimes. Yeah, like your teammates might be a little bit pissed at you. Your fans are gonna be a little bit pissed at you for a new deal. He wanted a new contract and guess what? Hold out, it's work sometimes. Your teammates might be a little bit pissed at you. Your fans are gonna be a little bit pissed at you for a little bit, but if you do what's right for yourself, it's probably gonna work out in the long term. Yes.

Also, Saber metrics, did you know Big Cat, that per gym ursa, the cults are 10 and O when the roof is open and the window is closed. So that combination of the roof being open, window being closed, they're undefeated at home. It's a leak. It's cheating. It's, it's, they're, they're going to ban this. It's going to be the brotherly shove and then Jimer says roof hygiene. I saw the, I saw the tweets saying the roof was going to be open. Good for Jimer say, finally got it open. Yeah. And the Colts. the cults yeah, they might be the surprise team. I might put a future on Shane's liking when when coach the year

I don't know he gets my vote and we do have votes. Hmm. I have a stat here about the Titans offense They're averaging 7.2 non-kicker points per game. Oh, not good not good not good Although DeAndre Hopkins was making some big catches. He was so it was good point to non kicker points per game. Ooh, not good. Not good. Not good. Although Deandre Hopkins was making some big catches. He was, so it was good. And Deandre Hopkins threw a touchdown again. They were feet, did that count? Oh, it didn't count.

I don't think it counted. Well, I saw him throw a touchdown and then we had to do something. I think maybe it was like just barely out of bounds when he caught it. I saw that too. And I thought to myself, he had Deandre Kennedy continues

to be in a lead quarterback. Yeah, it was. It did not count. So Deandre Hopkins has, he's had a hundred yard receiving game with 11 different quarterbacks in his 11 seasons. It's insane. Isn't that nuts? That's insane. So Ryan Tannhill, he got him a hundred yards today. And they finally, they realized like Hopkins is still pretty fucking good. Let's get him the ball and he can still play. So yeah, just the Titans often stinks when they're on the road. I also like the Titans jerseys today. I might just do this update every single Sunday because they do have maybe the highest variance outside

of the chargers of like jerseys that look cool to me and then jerseys are like, what the fuck are they wearing? Yeah, they've got some that just look like a 2001 Sega Dreamcast game. And just slow. But today they look good. Yeah. It looks speedy. OK, next up, Lions 42, Panthers 24, Lions are one of my top three teams of the NFC. I said this before this game. I judge, I'm like a, the old BCS computer. I judge, obviously, big wins, road wins road wins important the lines wanted arrowhead

They wanted Lambo. They proven that they're good. I Judge beating the bad teams by a lot just as highly as beating the good teams on the road Because I think there is something to be said about the NFL where if you can just not have those sleepwalk moments, not have those day those games where you just kind of roll out the helmets and hope you win and have these fluke games, that counts for me. And they kick the shit out of the Panthers and it was defense. It was Jared. It was like Hutchinson making plays David Montgomery just bully balling everyone. The Lions are fucking really good. Feel like they didn't have a Monroe or Jameer Gips. I feel like Hutchinson has a shitload of interceptions.

Four, four interceptions. Two against Justin Fields last year. Yeah, four interceptions is career. He's always making plays in the back. They're just shoving people over. He's so strong. So strong. I agree with you.

I think this was a take care business game. I predict I pretty much I predicted 45 points for the Lions. They got 42 pretty close. It was a take care business game. I predicted 45 points for the Lions. They got 42 pretty close. It was a take care business moment. The Lions are actually a contending team. Yes. No, they're really good. I really do meet it when you can when you can just absolutely no doubt pace the bad teams. I pay a lot of attention to those wins as well. Yeah. I do think there's something about that that just shows that you are consistently away better because of the NFL.

Like every team, the gap between the worst and best team is smaller than every other league. So any given Sunday can happen. But being able to get up there and be like, hey, yeah, we know this Panther team hasn't won a game. Let's not take them lightly. Let's beat the fuck out of them. And they beat the fuck out of them. Wanna play a fun game? Yep. It's called

one of the panthers is gonna win their first game. Okay go. All right give me the schedule. At dolphins. Loss. At home against Texans. Ooh. Loss. At home against the cults. They might they might win that one. Okay. They might win that one. I'm gonna put them maybe I'm gonna say tie Okay, at the Bears Thursday night football You guys are pretty good on Thursday nights hot or hot bears are also in fields is mr. Thursday night The bears are gonna be at that point somewhere around five and five So they're gonna want to beat the Panthers to keep that one number one pick

Yeah, cuz you would rather have them have the number one pick, then use your own number one pick. Yeah. All right, win. All right. All right. All right. All right.

Cowboys at home. Action. You've seen how the Cowboys play against bad teams on the road. Yep. At the Titans. At the Titans loss. At the Bucks. It's a lot of games are good loss at the Saints in the dome

Loss at home against the Falcons They might win that one. I think they might win that one. Yeah, and then they finish off at home against the Packers at the Jack Wars at home against Us loss. Yeah, they're gonna. That's that's what it's gonna be. There's gonna be gonna beat the Falcons at home See since gonna owe us some hats. They're gonna beat Falcons on. Yeah, but the the Panthers are Not good. No, this was this was also a game where Expectations are so high for the lines that M&M was in the house and if you can if you can play it to your maximum at an M&M Game you're doing something right like they could have been a lot closer like Dan Campbell before the game Said that he was afraid.

He was worried that they weren't going to be focused. And the Lions actually, they did take that step into becoming a very, very good team. They're almost a great team. Lions are almost a great team. I think so too. I don't want to get ahead of ourselves. If you look objectively at their roster right now, they're one of the best rosters in the NFL.

They were very injured today. And they're very injured and they're well coached. Their offense looks incredible. They were running that trick play with like the two flea flickers. Find Sam Laporta for a touchdown. Sam Laporta. Sam Laporta. 49ers ran as well.

Yeah. Laporta has as many career touchdowns as Kyle Pits does. Isn't that fascinating? Ooh. Yeah. It is fascinating. It is. Yeah. It's fascinating. It is fascinating.

Yeah, so congrats to the Detroit Lions. Now, if you're a Panthers fan, we talked about it a little bit last week. Doubt is starting to creep in. And by Doubt, I mean, in your quarterback, Bryce, he gets hit in the head a lot. I've noticed that about Bryce. Yeah. I think it's because of his height.

He's like at elbow level. So he takes a lot of hit in the head a lot. I've noticed that about Bryce. Yeah. I think it's because of his height. He's like at elbow level. So he takes a lot of shots to the head, which isn't good, but and they don't call it. And I think they're just like, oh, he's short. So people naturally, they don't have anything that they can go down low and hit. Because that's basically his head that you're aiming at. But there's probably some doubt for Panthers fans. Like, did you make the right pick?

Do you know, do you know why they picked Bryce pick price young like what solidified them on price young being the guy no they went out to dinner and always the dinner it's the dinner always the dinner and price young ordered scallops and a salad at dinner who that's a red flag that should that should a bit of big red flag CJ Stroud gets the 72 ounce bone in rib eye that's a his hands. He doesn't even eat it. I still think he sure is going to be good, but it's not good right now. I don't know.

I want a long-term approach. I want him to be good, and he seems like a really nice guy and a guy that you want to root for. But I'm... I just watched him so much in college, and I'm like, he can't be that bad, and he's playing on a bad team. So I'm just going to keep holding out hope. Yeah, he's he doesn't have great pocket awareness

He'll try to run away from guys, but he won't run as fast as he can then he gets caught from behind by him a lot of three touchdowns today. Okay Two interceptions, but yeah touchdowns. Yeah, he threw it like a one yard interception listen If you're not throwing Interceptions, then you're not trying. It's true. You have to be taking risks. But yeah, it's not good for the panthers right now, which I love, but it's not good.

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Smith is reaction to the Cowboys. I was making this video after it was proven that I was right when I said that Prescott was going to talk to an exception and get a squad before I had a chance to finish the video. Damn it before I had a chance to open it. He was three. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness.

All right. I like his turtle neck. Yeah, his turtle neck's great. He acts so so bad that he threw his third-yearception in the middle making of that video. How about it? How about it? All right. Next game.

I love how when he does those videos he's very clearly just begging for skip bailess to watch it yes skip you oh you know you have to wait yeah some three um Saints 34 hatred zero is that right picket or is that are you reading last week's score because I know that they lost by like mid 30s. Oh, they scored three past week. 38, three. Okay, this is Saints 34. Mm-hmm. Patriots zero in in Foxboro. In Foxboro.

The FT, I have a stat for you. Okay. Well, check his coach 499 games. He's a great coach of all time. He's gonna maybe pass down Shula. Mm-hmm. The worst two losses he's taken have been the last two weeks. The six worst losses he's taken have all come since 2020. Wow. That's pretty bad. Wow. That's really bad. I have some stats for you too, big cat. Okay. So career pick six is at Gillette Stadium. Mac Jones has four. Okay. Tom Brady has four. Oh, no, his entire career.

Also, the Patriots are oh and three with the fake lighthouse. Oh, no, I have some more stats. Jones in his last two games both of them being benched. He has four interceptions, two picks, sixes, a fumble return for a touchdown, 260 yards total total. Not just one game. This is two games and zero touchdowns. Henry, is this rock bottom? Yeah. This is rock bottom. Rock bottom was last week. No, this is rock bottom. I think you said last week, like, you can't get worse than this. We didn't lose as bad as we did last week. We did not score. We haven't scored in 10 quarters. Rock bottom, I now understand what it is. Yeah, three points. Like you guys, the bears are always really, really bad.

Oh, the bears won this week, right? So that means that the team they beat is really, really bad. Very good. So we're just like the really, really, really, really bad podcast. Thank God for Jake and Max, because our team's sock, the Patriots sock, it's depressing.

I have a depressing stat too. I thought guys were going to say it for me. Oh, I have one more to Mac Jones has played five games this year. He has five touchdowns. Justin Fields in the last two games has eight touchdowns. Since 2000, the Patriots has now lost more home games without Tom Brady starting at QB 25 than they did with. Oh my God's insane. That's not insane. Is that true? Yeah. Here's another fun stat for you Hank. This is the first time ever that Belicech has been shut out at home with a starting quarterback. Yeah I mean ever. It's bad. They got to move on from Mac. I got a good stat for you because the the Mac because we're not going to do the Mac Jones. Mac Jones campus starting to do, you know, sources and, and, yeah, I saw that.

And it's like, I saw that. That's one even even Patriots. Some Patriots, Patriots, they're getting mad at me saying I'm a fake fan. And they're like, oh, he has no weapons. He has no weapons. Pretty never had weapons. Like he had, he had rainy moss and they had jewels and, and grunkunk and stuff but there was a lot of years. Those are three really good players. No, I understand. I understand. I understand. They had he had weapons but there was a lot of years that he didn't and when he didn't they still won the division they still made it work. He was never saying I have no weapons. So and again you

can you might have no weapons but zero points like you have to be able to score if you're a quarterback. Here's some good news, Hank. The last quarterback to throw back-to-back pick sixes in was Matthew Stafford in 2021 when the Rams won the Super Bowl. There you go. Super. You think it's super?

Super? Back-to-back pick sixes. I might have been back-to-back games. That whole sent me this. Back-to-back games. Figured sent me this back to back games figured out Stathol. Oh, yeah, I like this. Rumpy Hank. Listen, I think yeah, Mac Jones got to go. He's bad. He's bad. He's got bad attitudes. I hate the like Mac Jones campus saying this. I hate that. It's ridiculous because Mac Jones is bad. Like he's bad. Yeah, their defense is not like their defense is so banged up.

It's like what you came to be mad about the defense not playing that well. Two plays that were really, really bad that suck out was Devonte Parker. Like actually looked like he was trying to get his foot out of bounds on that one catch. Do you remember watching that when he was like he actually stepped. He made a step that looked like he was intentionally trying to get his second foot out of bounds. And then the Mac Jones pitch that was a fumble was. That was bad here rock bottom. You think the lighthouse.

Do you think if they tear down the lighthouse so big cats funny that you brought up the light or Hank It's funny that you brought up the lighthouse. I didn't you always do. We said it was rock bottom. I've got another stat for you So the Patriots today were over one on fuel goals. That's why that they were shut out today for the first time I don't know if you heard this that earlier first time they've been shut out with a starting quarterback in Belicex career They were over one on fuel goals They said this on the Patriots broadcast that Bella check has told them that they need to adjust to the new wind conditions

in the stadium that is directly affected by the new lighthouse. Wow. The new lighthouse took three points off the board for you today. And that's just a fact. What are you gonna do about this? The lighthouse is all we got

That's really the only I think you rebuild around the lighthouse That is the foundation I read a bell check get rid of mag zones and just build around the lighthouse Build an entire team around the lighthouse But but it's tough the only three things tough. I've really been on the front lines I was hoping that you know We're gonna get some magic and kind of use it as a rallying point and3 thing's tough. I've really been on the front lines. I was hoping that we're gonna get some magic and kind of use it as a rallying point and turn the season around.

And I could be like, this is all the White House, but it's really blowing up my face. People are going up there setting videos and it's tough to see the river. Yeah, it's very, yeah, tough is one way to put it. You got, you guys got agents going out in the field planting fake reports. Here's good news. You play the Raiders next week. There you go loss No, McDaniel's out. He owes that to Belichick. He owes him a one for you. You can maybe your back

No, oh There is a good website you can check out fake lighthouse comm done by a W a Wayne junior check that out if you're interested learning more about it out fake lighthouse dot com done by a w a w a w a junior check that out for interesting learning more about it uh... just proves it and you know you're yeah your son tables now it's not it's not me uh... so hey we're so grumpy hank i

as rock bottom june wane june or who the full kind of fucking name is that uh... i think it's some people out there probably last year junior i don't know but no one's last name is junior You thank you misspelled the name of the person that did your entire presentation for you. I did the presentation Hank walk me through rock bottomer. You just like Can walk you through walk bottom? It just has to go I watched the first half and then I was like I don't want to watch a fucking second of the rest of this game. Yeah

Do you think What's to do with Belicec? I think Belicec, whatever he wants to do, like, it's... I, I mean, I agree with you. I'm just wondering because this is, is too... I wouldn't be surprised if he is like, I need to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah. I've, I've got a couple of theories, Hank.

A couple of theories about Bill Belicec. Should be good fans. Six. It's... No, just, just hear me out, hear me out here. Yeah. Yeah. I've got a couple theories, Hank. A couple theories about Bill Bellichek. He's a good fan. So, just, just hear me out, hear me out here. So, Bellichek, we all know that he sends his assistance around the country to get hired and then destroy the franchises that they go to and make the AFC easier for him. There's documented history behind that. I think he's ruining the patriots because he's going to go somewhere else and then he'll make the patriots easier to beat when he's at the next location. So where would that be?

A couple ideas. It's a very good question, big question. I'm not going in the division. Probably not in the division, but you want to be on the Eastern. Well, since you brought it up, he could go down to the commanders who will be looking for a new head coach at the end of the season and owner that's looking to spend a lot of money. Anapolis, Maryland is 30 minutes away from Land Over Maryland. He could coach Navy, he could coach Navy lacrosse,

and the Washington commanders at the same time. That's probably unlikely, that wouldn't be playing the Patriots. Yeah, so that might be fan fiction on my part. Okay, however, what about a coach swap? What about a coach trade, Vrable to the Patriots, Bellicek to the Titans. I actually looked us up Hank And first like I was I was thinking about this like Hopkins Hopkins going to Tennessee

That was kind of a weird decision on his part. Okay. This is getting weird Bellicek's always wanted to coach Hopkins He's been very very open about that. He's right about that now also I found some quotes from Bill Bellachuk about the city of Nashville Uh-oh the past. This is what he has to say about Nashville. It's a great town a great atmosphere I have a place in Franklin. Oh, we know the area pretty well. We're getting to know it even better. Oh We just this weir is no longer weir. We just love the people and we love the atmosphere down there Who's we when they when you keep saying we who's we? Well, it's Steve. Yeah, probably his family, his family.

It's a great area. We love children. He's a good, these are good. It's a great area. We love the people down there. Vanderbilt is where my dad coached. Nashville is where I was born. Whoa.

As a bit of, certainly a lot of good vibes and sentiments from Nashville and the Tennessee area That's what Bella check has to say it's coming home. It's coming home. Just think about it You would like I don't think I don't think you would want a break right at barcel national bars It'll be fun to me be good time. I would want very well. I thought you're gonna go with a What not wise what coach swap for the Raiders get pretty check back together. It'll be interesting too I mean he clearly has a lot of connections with the city of Nashville for sure We should we should briefly talk about the Saints their defense was phenomenal today the Patriots had a

The Patriots had eight first downs. They had one first down in the second half The I mean this is how the Saints have to do it. Their defense has to be awesome. Although, Derek Carter looked a little bit better than he did last week, but that was a whoopin. Yeah, it was just an ass kicking. So, Hank, are you just, are we thinking draft? Are we looking at the draft board?

Because I, I, who are you gonna draft? I watched the Celtics Precise Game today. Oh wow. Down they've ever watched the Pre preseason game in my life. Congratulations on Peyton Pritchard getting an extension. Drew Holiday would look great. Poor thing, this look great. Dylan Brown had his shorts on backwards.

Peyton Britchard's back. You put him on with his left hand. Yeah. Did you see Adam on backwards? That's swag. Like Chris Cross. I don't like seeing it. I don't like seeing it. I don't like seeing you this down.

Season's over. It's October again. I'm happy I have you guys to walk me through this. I guess. We're just low football. So much more. We're just watchful. We're being big. We're in the darkness.

And we're going to come join us. So happy to have you. Give you the map. I just don't like, again, and I'm going to catch heat from you guys and then from the fans this podcast I get it I understand I'm spoiled, but like I just don't love football like that. I like the Patriots. It's not spare. There's not a bit like it's not Juiced just doesn't hit the same and maybe it's because I'm having a really bad game like season two, but it's like Remember the titan Fonser.

Like, are you ready to zero fonser? Are you ready to press the jack button on this 2023 football season? Yeah, okay. Just put me in, yeah, put me in, put me to sleep, wake me up in the summer. I think it's just a fact, and I don't mean this in a negative way, Hank,

but wake me up for and, and eight for the best. You are spoiled by the Patriots. That's just a fact. Like you grew up in an environment where they were winning Super Bulls, anybody would be spoiled by that. With the expectation is you're going to win the Super Bull every season. I'm sure that was awesome for you to deal with,

but now that it's no longer the reality, I think it's totally normal for you to be like, yo, the NFL isn't really that cool anymore. I get it. You didn't learn to love all the other games. Yeah. Love all the games. I cherish every game.

Yeah. Also, probably has to do with you, not gambling. Well, this year. I would say if you were gambling well, you would not feel this way. No, for sure. But I just been. So what about a turnaround?

What about next week, Raider? Who's line is there? We'll start betting favorites. Out Raiders. Out Raiders. At Raiders. I guess it might not be out cause the Raiders are playing Monday Night Football. Oh, short week.

Yeah, there you go. I don't care. I do not care. Like, I don't even if they win. They were trying to get it out of you. It's hard to get it. It's hard to get it. Hank, think about this.

If you go to Vegas and you beat the Raiders, it's also like how many fucking times are gonna show the stupid. They're playing in Vegas again. Yeah. Why? Oh, happened last they're playing Vegas again. Yeah, why? Happen last time from yeah, why was that legal what happened playing Vegas two years in a row? Yeah, they're live actually legal Legal remember they're gonna show that play a million times. I have the line by the way, okay Raiders by two and a half

by the way okay uh... raiders by two and a half now that school was a little of us guess uh... well nailed it raiders by two and a half i was a great and a half nailed it

uh... okay hank well sorry not really happy actually put in the link on the down who's that guy we signed a look up the louis bill kid that was him right No, no, it was happy. Why don't you put him really cutting him down? Who's that guy we sign in let go the Louisville kid? That was him right no, yeah, that's really come. Oh, yeah, got hurt. Oh, you got hurt You got excited about him and then 10 minutes later. He got hurt. Yeah Mac Jones is

It's gone bad for him really bad I mean that people's penises. He's touching people's penises. Oh, you admit it now. Yeah, I'm okay. I who cares? You know, what was worse, defending the light house for so long are defending. I will defend the light.

Like I said, let's just get about what's going on in the field and just focus on the lighthouse. Get this thing fucking legalized. People in the lighthouse, you get enough money to get the cap you know you can start paying people under the under the table to get it legalized get a plaque made stick to pft throw some some coast guard members up there we can send sergeant bobo up there his name's commander crow and he's a part of the decorated a luster you've illustrious career what you need to do is you need to expand

the Deponsa River. If you expanded the Deponsa waterways, yeah. And I would look much differently at this lake. Gotta be like a beaver. I'm not, if I ever had the chance to talk to Mr. Kraut, I would suggest maybe just like doubling the size of the lighthouse. lighthouse might not be big enough, yeah.

So you could see it from the ocean. Yeah. Fucking endless debate once and for all. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Next up Falcons 21 Texans 19 Desmond Ritter 300 yards first time in the NFL. He's 31 to know at home in college in the NFL Desmond Ritter looks good. He looks competent. Falcon's defense is also very legit. Yeah. So credit to Desmond Ritter for like, there was a lot of heat on him. He looked very bad. He was getting put in the conversation in one of the worst quarterbacks in the NFL. And he answered that with playing a exceedingly competent game. So it goes back a little further than that. He hasn't lost a home game since his junior year of high school. Wow. So yeah, don't. He did better against home

game in high school. So it's easier to say. Yeah. How do you want to know? It's crazy. Don't bet against Ritter at home. Is the moral of this story. And everybody that watched this game, if you had, if you had money on either team or if you're a Texans fan or a Falcons fan, the NFL owes you money for what happened on the game winning fuel glass Young waycoo steps up kicks it the screen cut to black Mm-hmm, and then it cut back in and you had to just see what the refs were doing with their hands That feel a little never happened. Yeah as far as I'm concerned never happened. Oh, it's false flag It's bad. Also CJ Stroud still hasn't thrown an interception. I have a question about set a record

Yeah, a question about that at what point is that a problem? I think it so it's a problem that is probably thinking about it all the time Well, not only that but like I kind of like my guys throwing interceptions every now and then so what it means is that CJ Stroud is not a gunslinger right not a gunslinger like there are it's an incredible stat. He's played phenomenal but It's an incredible stat. He's played phenomenal. But Maybe it's maybe it's the intercutler in me. It's CJ's like him to just throw a ball that you know There's no chance it's gonna be completed. It's CJ straddle game manager. Is he a great game manager? That conversation will start. I think you got he I think yes to throw one just to get everyone off the set in a bad one too Bad one is to throw a reckless like triple coverage

Just trying to do it all on arm strength. And it's like, woof, but he was taking a shot. Yeah, but he did look good today. He put together what could have been a game when it drive. Yeah, through a touchdown with what like a minute left in the game to give them the lead. So Stroud look good. If you're a Texans, Fengyra, probably it sucks that you lost this game because you it felt like you had all the momentum in the world. that you lost this game because it felt like you had all the momentum in the world and then you lost a winable game which stinks, but I don't think that you're walking away from this game being like, oh we suck. It's just like, okay, you're a young team, you're a growing team, there's gonna be blips, you competed, you're almost one. It also was the like this game the Falcons were favored by two. Falcons won with a walkoff feel goal one by two. These two teams are like mirror image. I like I'm high on both these teams going forward. They have to fix a couple things, but they both play competent football and are well coached and good for the

Falcons. Their defense was good today. Competent football. Yeah, I think that's a good way to describe these. They're young teams. Yeah. Competent football and also Beijan catching that shovel pass behind his back and then scoring a touchdown was fucking awesome It looked like he almost did like a behind the back pass fake Well, he caught it with one hand and then brought it like he traveled he traveled on that touchdown It was incredible and Kyle pits not just doing cardio seven catches today Mm-hmm and Kyle pits and ball Drake London got involved too. Yeah, so you know redder was spread it Ritter was spreading it around a little bit

And I love how every coach on the Falcons has a mustache. Yeah, a mustache football. Yeah, they look like they just show up in their choppers. Yeah, Orange County shoppers. It's great. Oh, big Paul yells it, little Paul, little Paul yells it, big Paul bike gets made. Yeah, the meme that's how it goes.

Hey, classic meme, we're throwing shit at each other. Yeah, that's how every episode goes. And I watched every episode. I love that show. Give the boat, they They're just yelling give the ball to Kyle pits No, give the ball to be John Robinson. I said give the ball to Drake London. Okay. I was actually on a flight once with my Junior. Oh, yeah, very star struck. What was he like? He just looked like he wanted to make a chopper. Yeah, I asked for I said a lot of them after took a picture. Got his got his card That's cool. Yeah, also really fucked me up when like I watched that show for a season and I didn't realize

that Orange County was just upstate New York. Yeah. That really. Wait. What? Yeah. Shut the fuck up. Yeah, they're New Yorkers.

Shut up. Orange County, California. No. They're an upstate. That's a lot. There's an Orange County, upstate New York. Yeah. There's an orange New Jersey.

Syracuse. Orange County, New York. There's no orange county choppers in Southern California. Nope. It is in, maybe not upside. I don't know what the upstate is. Might be New Jersey. No, it's not. It's in New York.

It's, it's, it's like an hour away. Oh, go land is in fucking New York. It's not even upstate. It's not even upstate. It's like an hour away from New York City. That is so fucked up. Those guys They're from Orange County, California. They're just north of Yonkers. This is stupid. Hey now. They're on the Hudson River That shows sucks. Now that's how that shows sucks. You're like, oh shit. They're Yankee fans

Orange County chop. I'm very upset by this. Let's see what the actual town is. Orange County, New York Newberg do they out of Newburg? Do they purposely give off California vibes? No, I don't think they really do give off, once I've figured it out, I think it was I was watching an episode and it looked like cold. I think it's what the fuck?

Things like they don't wear sleeves. Yeah, though, they don't wear sleeves. So that's why I assume California. All right, let's just see. If we wanted to take a trip up there right now. It's actually close hour and 16 minutes. Yeah, that's not upstate. That's not well, it is for from here.

New Yorkers always are like anything, anything above Yonkers is upstate. Yeah. But yeah, Orange County choppers. Fuck me up. So you shared a flight with them one time. Yeah, it was cool. It was really cool. When time I met the guy from hardcore pond.

That's also at Guy Fieri's Super Bowl party. I accidentally said I love pond stars to him I also call the mic so it's so embarrassing. Why do I say why do I say Mike? It's Paul and Paul junior Fuck Damn it. What's I think in Mike? Paul Paul tunnel I'm on Paul junior my mind is just blown from the fact that they're not in California. I apologize for calling him Mike His name is Paul. I can't believe I fucked that up. I love that show. I love that show orange County choppers We should get a chopper made for us

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New York Giants Dolphins 31 Giants 16. The Giants are really bad. The Dolphins actually didn't play their A game. Two two is not great. But the stat that was ridiculous to me from this game is the Dolphins, Devon Hane had a 76 year touch down run where he had, it was technically the fastest run in the NFL this year, 21.93 miles per hour at his top speed, only to be broken a quarter later by Tyree Kill who had a 69 yard catch for 22.01 miles per hour.

Yeah. That's how fucking fast they are. They're just one up in each other with who can be the fastest guy in the NFL. So the stupid seven, the seven fastest times by ball carrier in the NFL this year are all dolphins. Yep. Tyree kills number one. H.A.N. is two and three Tyree kills number four where he most dirt is five Tyree could get it six and then H.A.N. again at seven. It's crazy. It's crazy. And Waddle is not on this list because he hasn't played that much, but he's really fucking

fast too. Yeah, it's not fair. And HN has seven touchdowns and four games. It's not fair. It's not fair. You said earlier, but they have the most yards to start a season through five games in NFL history, beating the greatest show on turf with the Rams. Mike McDaniel said mission accomplished, our whole goal this entire off season

was statistical output through five games. Here we go. So they did, go to the year. That That's funny. That's funny guy. He's a funny guy. And the Giants are a train wreck. Yeah. So all right. The Giants defense today. I know you got beat pretty badly, but you had turnovers. You had three turnovers and you had a pick six today. And you still lost 31 to 16. I feel like if you get three turnovers, you had a pick six today and you still lost 31 to 16 I feel like if you get three turnovers. I don't think did they turn the ball over? I Think they might have a fumble. Maybe not. I don't know if they did they might not have

And you lost 31 to 16 that dolphins offense is just crazy and the and the giants offense is just trash very bad That's really what it comes down to this This is actually, I think, that not have a turnover. I think sake one, Barclay, is crack the code for how to make running back seem more valuable. It's just when you're not playing, your team looks like ass. Yes. And then people are like, oh yeah, maybe that running back actually is the key to things. Another fun fact from this game, the Giants had the ball for 11 minutes, more 12 minutes more than the dolphins. The dolphins outgained him 524 to 268.

They scored too quick, Big Cat. The Giants just had the ball doing nothing. Yeah. He just held the ball doing nothing. I wonder if the Abel actually would sit down and be like, hey, one time of possession. That's the first thing. Yeah. We're on the right path.

Daniel Jones got injured. It doesn't look great for him. Cause he's acting on their seven times. He or five times. Yeah. So he got hit in the head and then he said it reminded him a little bit of that injury that he had in in 2021 that lingered a little bit. So neck injury. Yeah. It's like neck head that whole that whole part of your body. It was for them. They're playing the bills on Sunday night football after the bills lost. Yeah. It's it's there're in they're in worst team category. Like that this is spiraled because remember their only win was that insane comeback win against Cardinals. How much also one up for how

much to put on table because you have to have the conversation like as good of a coach table was last year and he was a great coach. You might have been the best coach in the NFL last year considering the roster that he was working with and the turnaround job that he did. You had to put some blame on him, right? Yeah, I mean, I think it all starts with the party. Yeah, I think reported about the six-year-old birthday party. He's a party.

But yeah, I think their team also, when we do the dude off, they have no dudes. No dudes. They have literally no dudes. They have who would be first. It's Sequans. It's Sequans. Sequan, Timidou, Dexter Lawrence.

Yep. He's kind of a dude. But that's it. They have no dudes. They're so lacking in dudes. I guess Waller. Yeah, Waller's a dude. Yep.

They need more dudes. They need to go into the draft being like, we need dudes. And then they're gonna end up Drafting a wide receiver and their offense the line is still gonna suck Do you think that this is like the so last year was obviously fun for Giants fans But having a year like that where you win a playoff game and you're so excited and then going like all the way back to being bad Giants I don't know that it feels, it feels, because you don't get a high draft pick from last year

because you made the playoffs. That has to hurt just to be like, we're back to square one. You thought you were building something, now you're back to square one. You'd still probably take the season you had last year. Yeah, that was fun. It was. Getting a playoff win is huge.

It is. You had that whole week, but yeah, the giants are really fucking bad. Yeah. Let's do a worse team win is huge. It is you had that whole week, but yeah, the giants are really fucking bad. Yeah Let's do let's do a worst teams the NFL. All right panthers Panthers have to be the worst team. You know, the giants are up there I think the giants and the Patriots might be the Broncos. Yeah, giant. I would say Giants probably number two I Guess the Bears obviously have to be in there. We did win one game.

You can we can put the commanders in there because we just got to ask kicked by the Bears. But yeah, this is the Giants are definitely there's uh let's see Vikings Vikings might be in there. I don't I don't put the Cardinals. No, no, the Cardinals fight scrappy in every game. They fucking fight. Yeah, the Giants have Let's see the worst I would say Raiders are probably in there too. Let's go just off point differential point differential Giants are minus 91 That is the worst in the NFL Patriots are minus 76

Yikes, ew Yikes NFL Patriots are minus 76 yikes. Oh, yikes. Minus 91 is very bad. And it's going to get worse. There's a bears' remind us 42 like that's and yeah, it's bad. It's bad for the giants. Okay.

Lake games, by the way, East Coast time sucks. Yeah, been sucks. And now it just sucks. The lake games ending at like 730 just sucks. Eagles 23 Rams 14. Eagles are back. They're never left. But I feel like everyone had this game as the, ooh, maybe this will show that Eagles aren't the same Eaglesagles last year and jalen hurts looks phenomenal i feel like he's gotten all the rust off the tush push is unstoppable brotherly shoved the

it's so unstoppable with two seconds left in the first half they did it on the goal line knowing that it was the last play the half knowing that it would work knowing they would score touchdown uh... yeah it was good game for the birds. Herds looked really good. The pick was bizarre, but can't look at one play played really well. Jalen Carter is so fucking good. He's a problem. He is so good. Oh, look at me with those eyes. I will say it every week.

Oh, no, right. It's really fucking good too, buddy. Okay, you just got buddy back. No, that's fine. That's fine. You're gonna take that? I just want Big Hat to say, whatever he says to himself, the makin' was leaving. I told you, here's the thing. Jalen Carter doesn't bother me because I told you

before the pick, before the draft, that if the Bears took Jalen Carter, it would be a disaster. The Bears have the worst like leadership, locker room, all that shit. It wouldn't have worked. He's in the perfect spot. Yeah. You have to be able to understand that spots matter.

I'm happy you passed. Could you imagine Jalen Carter during NASCAR weekend in Chicago? Crazy. He probably would win. Bad. Yeah. He is a problem. He is. He is a loose. He is an issue on that defensive line.

Like, he is running through offensive line and like they're not even there. Yeah. He's very good. At full speed, he's awesome. And it's not fair that you guys have it. It's tries you might. You can't make me feel bad. Okay.

So Big Cat said it is fine. Fine. So stop saying it. I am saying that it's fine. So Big Cat said that there, you can't stop the brotherly shove the push the NFL actually might stop it. Yeah.

The shifter announced this morning that the NFL and the NFL PA we're going to look into the injury rate on the brotherly shove and then they're going to figure out whether or not they should ban the play, which is it's that's loser shit right there. That's loser shit. Listen, I'm saying this as a commanders fan as a division rival, it's loser shit to band the brotherly shove because just because you can't stop it doesn't mean that they shouldn't be able to do it because other teams try to do it when the Giants tried to do it on

Monday night football, it looked like ass and they couldn't do it. Other teams try it and they can't do it. The Bears actually did a pretty good job with it. Yeah, but also again, if they band it, the Eagles will still do it and it will still work. Yeah, they will still do. Jalen hurts sneaks and they will still work. They're going to get behind the left side of that line, which weighs way more than the defensive line does. And they're stronger and they're lower and they know the snap count. And they're going to continue to dominate on it. And that's just how it's going to go.

But like it is bullshit that they're looking into banning it just because defense is having figured out a way to stop it yet. Yes. Max. I can't remember. I was gonna say it's late. The Ramak. The Rams didn't play poorly in the second half. Oh, yeah, they didn't score. Yeah, but I on defense. Oh, yeah, but they didn't score. They didn't score. They're defense didn't play that bad. And they were in the game. Two sides of the game. Yeah, yeah, but they didn't score. They didn't score. They're defense didn't play that bad. And they were in the game. Two sides of the game. Yeah, two sides of the game. It's complimentary football. Fuck, what was I going to ask you, Max? God damn it. What was it about? Oh, what was Jason Kelsey freaking out about?

I don't know. I was actually just looking. I think they're upset about the red zone because our red zone defense is like, you're me. Not offense. Or yeah, red zone offense is like 28th in the league or something. So I, he just said something about it on Twitter and I was trying to listen to it. That was like, there's something about Jason Kelsey because he's, is he older than, than Cereani?

He might be. He looks like he is. I don't think he's older than that. He's a good dad yelling at a kid Even though Nick Suryon is a head coach because he's got the big beard and the bushy eyebrows right right It's like it was it looked like 42 Okay, it's 35 it looked like a dad yelling at a kid being like why the fuck did you wake me up and just screaming at him? Like supposed to in your bed This might not be this might be a little too almost personally. Yeah, it is personal. But yeah, you got to

figure that out, Max. What's going on? Maybe we'll find out. Yeah, it's all right. Win football game. Okay. Win football game. The goal is to win football games. Eagles are winning football. Do you think the Eagles this year is good or better than last year? Um, right now, I still think that not as good as last year. But they won't get to the Super. Right now there's 17 games in the season. Gotta win, what's the math?

Whatever, math, you gotta win football, you gotta win the X amount of football games to win a Super Bowl. All right, you think that it's very true. You think that the Eagles could be any number. Yeah, that's what X means. Yeah. Have they thought about the Eagles? I'm wait, I want to know how many games they have to win Max. X X the answer is X. What is X? What is X solved? How do you do you think the Eagles have home field advantage? Again, do you think they'll

consider maybe playing it at the bank? I, that would be electric and the bank is, I think if they played at the bank that they would wear every football game. It's the same fans. No, but it's different. There's smaller fields. It pops.

Yeah. There's something about that ballpark. Would you fuck the bank? I also, like, I was looking at it. The Niner schedule is bullshit. There's no way that we're gonna have, that we're gonna have a better record than that. They play nobody.

I'm looking at your schedule right now. Guys, play each other. We're gonna find out. That's it. October 22nd, you play the Dolphins. That's gonna be an awesome game. Yeah. No, they have the Cowboys' bills.

Cowboys' chiefs' bills' Niner. Yeah. That's the stretch. Gone, tough stretch. Gone, Lit. Gone, Lit. Gone, Lit. And then the Cowboys again. Yeah.

Yeah. Although the Cowboys might think they're, they're ass. So you think the Niners are cheating because their schedule's so easy? Probably. Jack also fucking sucks. That's one thing I, that's one thing I wanted to say earlier. It's one thing about Max's.

The Niners do have a very, yeah, it's a joke. But The Niners do have a very useful. Yeah, it's a joke. But it also is because they're very good. Yeah, but they're scheduled. Like, we can look at one team schedule if like the Niners don't have to play the Niners. And they also are just better than everyone.

Yeah, but usually you have to play the first place team in every division from last year. They do have to play the Bengals who are looking better. They play the Jaguars who aren't bad. And they play the first. Yeah. Yeah. Then they play the Eagles and the Ravens. It's just the Vikings stink now. Yeah. So it changes how you look at it. Uh, okay. Uh, yeah. Cooper Cubs back. Yep. I think they threw to him six times on the first drive. Now the staff was like, I missed you so much. They're doing breakfast club again.

Yeah. And Puka, they can coexist with that big days. OK, next up, Bengals Cardinals. Joe Burrows back. Yeah, big time back. And he lost Chase. So we all knew going into today that Jamar Chase is always open. He said, I'm always fucking open.

And he is. Turns out he's right. Yeah. He tweeted a picture of 7 11 after this game. I love that. I was thinking I was thinking waffle house when you first said it. 7 11 is probably better. Yeah. But yeah, Joe was like, I'm going to get the ball to Jamar Chase because he is always fucking open. And Joe was able to move around the pocket. He looked good. He could run a little bit. He did. He looked so much better.

He could escape. And it's crazy to me to think about this. That Joe Burrow has played his way through an injury to the point where he's no longer as injured anymore. Yeah. When you think about what you do over the course of an NFL game, where you're getting into car accidents every time you get hit, and somehow he's getting healthier as he does that.

Yeah. And their offense of line played well too. And yeah, Jamar Chase had a Bangles record 15 catches, three touchdowns, 192 yards. The Bengals are back. This is maybe this is what the Bengal season is. They're just going to drop a couple and then be like, our season's on the line must win. Yeah. It was a must win game.

Joe said early in the week, this is must win and they won. They won. Care business. Josh jobs through his first pick of the season and he threw another one. Yeah, Josh jobs didn't look so great today. And I sure not. James Conner got hurt. I think that was also because he just runs angry all the time. Yeah, James Conner is he's the king of having like three touchdowns on 11 carries for 23 yards. Yeah. He also like the Cardinals were weirdly in this game even though they ended up losing by 14.

But yeah, I feel like this was the game the Bengals needed because Joe Borrow did look night and day better. Night and day better. They fed Joe Mixin too. Yeah. Yeah. I think that's kind of, I don't know what else we got from that game. That's, I mean, that's our chaser.

7-11 Tweethouse. Cool. Joe Borrow back. Joe Borrow all the way back. All right, let's take a quick break and11 tweet. That was cool. Joe Barrow back. That's a lot. Joe Barrow all the way back. All right, let's take a quick break and then we'll get to our last two games. And then who's back?

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Then a Daniel Hackett Revenge game. He was named Captain of the game. He got a game ball after the game. Yep. C.J. who's, I'm a before the game was seen, pumping up the team saying their coach made this personal, will fuck him and fuck them. Let's go win this shit for Nathaniel Hackett. Yep. And I'm happy for Nathaniel Hackett, because guess what?

Nathaniel Hackett coach Zach Wilson and made him look better than Sean Payton coached Russell Wilson and made him look. That's just a fact. That's a fact. Like Russell Wilson and made him look. That's just a fact. That's a fact. That's a fact. Like Russell Wilson's stunk today, Zach Wilson didn't stink as bad as Russell Wilson's stunk today.

Actually, you know what the big changes, you know, Zach Wilson's not wearing a headband anymore. Ooh, that is a big. He says he doesn't wear the headband when it's a little bit cooler because he wears the headband when it's hot because it keeps the sweat out of his eyes. That's what he says. So I put together some stats here. He didn't wear the headband last week against my homes either.

So Zach Wilson with a headband is 389 of 709, 54.9% completion, 17 touchdowns, 22 interception, 69.3 pass rating. Zach Wilson, two games with no headband, he is 28 of 39, that's a 71.8% completion percentage, 245 yards, or excuse me, 75% completion percentage, 444 yards, and a 92 pass rating. 92 pass rating compared to 69 point Oh pass rating turn the corn. It's the headband baby headband and he did look good He had a he had a Patrick Sartane sort of tan picked him off

He also had a weird end of the first half where he threw the ball Underneath it with like 15 seconds left in bounds and it the half just expired that was pretty bad Yeah, but he looked good like I work Zach Wilson is Not the worst quarterback in the AFC's I don't think he is who would have thought we'd be here I think objectively speaking you can say that Zach Wilson is the third best quarterback in the AFC's Hank It's hard to argue except for head to head matchup. Head to head matchup, you are right.

I was head band's act though. Big difference. Russell Wilson's things. And what we said, he looked okay. The first four games, but he had to play a real defense for once. His average depth of target in the first half was 0.6 yards. It's pretty bad. 0.6 yards.

Kamara. It's like he has Kamara in the backfield. He had 68 yards on 11 completions with eight minutes left in the fourth quarter. He did put up some some yards at the end. He also had, he fumbles. Maybe the funniest fumble in the end. He also had, he fumbles, maybe the funniest fumbleer in the NFL. Yeah. His fumbles are like cartoon fumbles. Yeah, he when he gets caught from behind and he always acts so surprised. The ball just goes flying. Yeah. And they wasted, they wasted

really cool uniforms. They did the great helmets. The white helmets look so good to the cap helmets. Yeah. And then they had the giant D painted on midfield. It looked very, very cool. And then after Russ fumbled, painted on midfield. It looked very, very cool. And then after Russ fumbled, the one where he got caught from behind the ball just like squirts out, goes to the sidelines. I think that Sean Peyton and Russell Wilson don't have the best relationship.

I don't think so either. I think that Sean Peyton said some bad words to Russ and Russ is not programmed to receive bad words, made him short circuit for a second. I don't, I don't think they're gonna to get along well for the rest of the year. Uh, who's, I mean, who has a worse situation right now than the, than the Broncos overall. It's pretty bad. It's really bad. I don't really know what team is in a worse spot because there was that report to that everyone is available for trade. Yeah. And then the Jets did the Kevin James meme

to Sean Payton after the game. It was Kevin James as Sean Payton coaching for the Bronx. Still don't even understand what that means. Yeah, I don't really either. Just Kevin James, that's the joke, get it? Yeah. You don't get it?

Kevin James. Don't get it. Get it. How do you not get it? It's Kevin James. I will never understand the meme. I have someone understanding understanding but I feel like a lot of accounts don't Like I don't even know if the Jets know what it means. Yeah, well, it's like Jake Jake saying I don't get the Kevin James Me and you can just respond to that with the Kevin James me right

Sure Broncos do have their first pick first round pick coming up So I guess they'll just draft the quarterback try to fix everything. Yeah, I'm trying to think who in this draft profile matches up with what John L.A. likes. Drake May. Oh, Sam Hartman. Sam Hartman, that would be a Sam Hartman would be a John L.A. first round with the third pick. That would be a bad pick. Drake May is six four. Okay, he's going would be a bad pick. Trick man 6'4. Okay, he's gonna be off the board Eight well, I mean, this is on this I mean, this is only through

Five games they could lose a lot more games. It's true. It could really lose a lot more I could definitely see John L. Way reaching like you did with with Brock Yeah, and taking Sam Hartman way too early. Yeah, I was just not a game Yeah, I don't know I don't know who has it worse right now than the Broncos. It's just depressing. What team is like Arizona, you can still sell yourself. Okay, Kyler's gonna come back eventually. Carolina has bright showing you hope that works out.

The Bears have two picks. Maybe the Vikings, but we have Justin Jefferson. Giant. Giant's could be in that conversation. I mean, the Patriots. I still think the court could be in that conversation. The Cardinals might be in that conversation too, because everyone thought they were trying to tank.

They're gonna play themselves out of having a bad draft pick. They still have a good draft pick. You have Collar Murray who like, yeah, I remember the Cardinals also have Houston's pick, right? Oh, that's right, and that's right, yep. So, they have two first rounders. We should do a bleakness draft.

Who's got the bleakest situation right now? Maybe we'll do it on Wednesday. Bleakest situation, see, everyone, everyone who's a fan of one of these teams, you know, make your case of who has the bleakest situation right now. It really has to be with like cap space, current roster, and lack of draft picks. Bleakest situation. I would say, I mean the giants. Giants in the Patriots might, the the giants Patriots and Broncos might be the answer giants Patriots may be Broncos Raiders Raiders are Yeah Raiders are definitely in there so she's just with Jans a dick Rams. They have no picks forever. Oh, they have picks the Rams are oh

They're they're competitive. They're I think they're getting picks back. No, they have their first round pick this year shit Yeah, take it back and they have a rookie receiver. That's like one of the best in the league. Yeah. And Matt Staffer is a really good guy. Took it back. Max shut up with the exception of the exception of today for at least the second half. Matt Staffer is playing really well. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. We'll do a bleak to strap on Wednesday. All right. Last game. Chiefs 27 Vikings 20. Travis Kelsey got hurt for a second.

And the Swifties came to his rescue. They're going to get us grass everywhere. Well, they have one of those London, sorry, what? What? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not, I'm not on top of the right now. There was a switch. You want to eject on the, on the football season. That's okay. There was a slip. You want to eject on the football season.

London has grass. And they didn't use it. Yeah, they did. Tottenham stadium has grass, right? Oh, yeah, it has to be. Yeah. No, he's right. They have grass.

They didn't use the grass. They brought out the field. They play soccer on grass there. So the soccer team, they have a turf that they could put over it. The Cois, the Tottenham Cois play on grass. Play on grass, but they brought out field turf

and made them play because they didn't want the football team to come over and mess up the Cois stadium. Okay, got it. There was a swifty that we did on top of it. Fuck it. Yeah, there's a swivel game that tweeted, I'm so devastated for Taylor. We know how much Travis makes her happy. She had to we so she had to we know how much

We haven't seen it She had to be so worried right now She finally has a man who shows her love back and he got hurt on artificial turf This is so wrong. We can fix this no more turf. Yes, and there's a hashtag Swifties against turf. Swifties, Swifties, no ball. Yeah, and Swifties, we have been here. You're joining our take now. Happy to align on this particular issue.

So yeah, let's get grass everywhere. And grass, let's figure it out. Get it come back in and score a touchdown. Let's figure out all the stuff we don't like. Figure out how to make a pass interference, not reviewable. Hey, but how to make sky judge. I bet you the Swifties could make sky judge happen. Swifties, I think you agree with me here.

We can find Comic-Ground. Wasn't it Bullshit that last week on Sunday there were nine early games and three late games? Yeah, let's fix that. Six four splits, great. Let's fucking fix that. Bullshit. We want to watch all the football evenly spread out.

The Swifties could actually get the touchback rule changed. There also was a rumor the Taylor was going to this game and like then pictures started floating around of like random cabinets and stuff in the Vikings. Like she's in there. She's in there. Yeah. But yeah, the chiefs, I don't really know like the chiefs. I think we're just going to keep doing this with the chiefs all year.

Like, are they really good? I think they fuck around, but yeah, they are really. I think the chiefs are just awesome. Yeah, no, they're really, really good, but they also have a way of making teams stick around in games where they leave just enough for people to talk about it on Monday being like, ooh, something wrong with the chiefs. No, they're really good. Yeah, they're awesome.

They're better than really. They're like definitely a Super Bowl contender for sure Justin Ross had a great catch today incredible. He is They're gonna unlock him at some point this year. You saw one great catch for him He's a massive target. He was great in college until he got injured But Justin Ross could be the next guy out for the Chiefs water see-a-re-core and Travis Kelsey He's a tough motherfucker. Yeah coming back to my ankle. He's a gamer. He got hurt. Came back in the second half and He's a better defensive back than Rob Gronkowski. So if you're comparing if you're comparing the two based on okay

Who's the better tight end? They put him back there for the Hail Mary at the end of the game. Yep, they didn't score Can't say the same for Gronk when they put him back on the five-yard line against the dolphin. Yeah Yeah, it's score. It was a covered sack. It was a cover because Kelsey's coverage was so good. Yeah. I mean, again, I don't think this is this Kirk's fault. We've changed our tunes. The Vikings are just bad. And I don't know. Like, could they trade Kirk? There's no Zach Wilson. So good now. Yeah. They might have missed their window to trade Kirk. But but the clock. The Broncos clock management was so bad at the end of the game for the Vikings, taking a delay a game. There's like, there's no, no excuse for that.

We should say to the Vikings got screwed. Yes. Vikings got absolutely screwed. They call the, uh, uh, passer appearance, then picked up the flag. There was that call. There was also the quarterback for the the chiefs took off his helmet. Jerry Sneed. Yep. And then there was also a hands to face, hands to the face on that play. So and they were like, oh, it got tipped. It didn't get tipped. I don't know what what the call why they picked it up, but the Vikings got absolutely screwed on that. So Lijerius Sneed, when he was complaining to the ref, and I think it was that it

was all in the passenger interference penalty that they ended up picking up. Yes, so what? I think it was the same play. Sneed takes his helmet off and the ref looks at him and goes, put your helmet back on. Yeah. Tells him to put it back on, otherwise he's going to have to flag him for it. He took his helmet off by the letter of the law, that's a flag, right? Absolutely.

Am I missing something? No. It's just probably the the the uh, ref was scared of the Swifties. Yeah. Listen, I'm not, I'm not blaming the loss on the refs, but you have every right if you're a Vikings fan to blame it on. Oh, absolutely. This is a perfect situation where you've got three things you can point to and be like, ref's fucked us over. Now, if you're a cheese fan, you guys played really good today for the most part. The chiefs are

good. You'll be very good. We, people always say like, fan, you guys played really good today for the most part. The chiefs are good. You'll be very good. We people always say like, oh, you guys don't respect the chiefs enough. What else do you want to say about the chiefs? You guys have a great team. Yeah. And you have the best quarterback, maybe to ever play football. The only thing that you don't do is you don't like totally blow teams out. So like, yeah, but you win games. Yeah, you're going to probably be in the AC championship game if not the Super Bowl. I probably win you win games. Yeah, you're gonna probably be in the AC Championship game

if not the Super Bowl. I probably win the Super Bowl. Yeah, that's where Holmes is that good. He's the best quarterback on the planet Earth. And who do the chiefs play next week? I don't know, probably it's even they're gonna win. I think it's the Broncos. I play the Broncos on Thursday night.

The Broncos have never beaten the Kansas City Chiefs. Ever, basically. Well, yeah, Patrick Holmes has never lost the Broncos. Yeah, it's actually a fact. Yeah, that's wait, where's the game? Erad. Who's lines anyway, chiefs minus 10 minus 11 and a half. Jake, I don't know. I win that one. Yep, it's one to one. Uh, okay. Let's do our overly direct take. So it's time to move on to our overly direct take presented by direct TV direct TV Is the ultimate destination for pro football? It's where fans can get their football fix this season Whether you're watching games live on TV or streaming app direct TV has you covered and you can get direct TV without a satellite your streaming app, direct TV has you covered and you can get direct TV without a satellite, get a $400 reward card with 24 month direct TV package and receipt of 2324 NFL Sunday ticket from YouTube, offer not endorsed or associated details at directtv.com, overly

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Yeah, go on on we're gonna break up Oh, no, Hank she just fell in love allegedly Allegedly she's got to go back out on tour Travis has got some rehabbing to do with the injury not kind of as much time I think you know this is kind of the three-week honeymoon phase is over they've kind of realized like you know it's whole long distance thing might be an issue you get some good bed rest so yeah hey let me make sure I got this right you're you're wishing for a breakup between drivers kill soon it's not your direct TV wish Someone's called right just you're overly you wanted to happen. Don't want to happen. Okay. It's just like a rooting for no

I'm not it's just a take you not want Taylor to be happy. I Want Travis to be happy. He said Travis said to which was a little bit conceited I think after the Super Bowl. He was like You got a lot of attention after the Super Bowl was awesome, but this isn't even better. Where's that key? Talking about the intention, not about how good he was feeling after the Super Bowl, and how much better he's feeling now that he's taking to a Swift, he was just talking about how happy is about the attention he's getting. Yeah, but the podcast is popping off, he's dating the pop star, but it's about attention, it's getting. Yeah. They're probably asking. Podcasts popping off, he's dating the pop star,

but it's about attention, it's not about love. That was how I took that. As a die hard, swifty, I just think, you know. Hey, dude, did you get more attention after the Patriots won their most recent Super Bowl or when you start dating Beyonce? Beyonce. It's a little conceited of you to say that.

I wouldn't say I love Oh, nice made it whatever I like Travis. I don't you don't like Taylor. I Love Taylor. Oh, okay, you want them to break up. You think it both to better. I don't I'm not saying I want It's just my take lip it. I want to tweet this out When they re-lock with demands they break up if they do break up Travis is unlocked an entire new level of person that's going to be seeking him out. Correct. That's awesome.

Yeah, it is pretty cool. They're sane. I think we're going to break up because they're in love. Yeah, PFT, what's your overly direct take? My overly direct take, Big Cat, is I was just looking at a list of quarterbacks this year. Yeah. Brock Purtie this year is a top five quarterback in the NFL. Like it.

Top five. I think he's number five in the NFL right now. Top five. That would make him. That would make him elite adjacent. I agree. I agree with you. I'd say if he gets to a Super Bowl this year, and he continues playing the way that he's playing, which by the way, he should be in the MVP discussion that we're having right now. Yep. So we'd now boom. He's in the MVP discussion. So it's Christian McCaffrey. If he gets to a Super Bowl, I'm gonna say it Brock party might be elite. Wow. Love it. Love it. All right. My overly direct take is Monday night football. I hate betting on this team, but I think the Packers are gonna kick the shit out of the readers. Yeah, a little minibime. Riders, lions. Oh, no.

Yeah, packs of this coldest coldest gambler in the world is spoken. What's the spread? One and a half plus one and a half for the pad. A huge Vikings cowboys Packers. Money line. Arlay. So none of those hit. I'm just a further record. Yeah, no, you're right. That means the Packers will hit you do. Maybe you weren't even close to it. Oh shit. That's

what I'm saying. Trying to help the people. Little bonus nugget. Hell myself. Bonus nugget. Packers are 4-0 under Matt LaFlor and the game heading into the buy, turning the ball over just one time in those four games with a plus seven turnover differential. Did you get that ready for Friday show just bonus? I'll get it ready for today's show. I do every game, but I only Sunday games on so you did it there's yeah, he's been sitting with that nugget all weekend Okay, waiting to one time as I can slip it in sometimes again Yeah, I like it on the blog too if you guys want to watch read it Okay, Jake you're overly direct take my overly direct take brought to you by direct TV is that

Mac Jones will be bench before Halloween. Oh, oh spooky For Bailey's happy very cool Jake just benched For Bailey's happy maybe yeah, who else would be bring someone in a league. Yeah, cousins Yeah, who else would it be bring someone in a leak? Yeah, we're cousins They they should you get your cousin should start over with Kirk cousins it Mitch Kirk cousins in a giant lighthouse who says no Well, the thing is they're playing at the Raiders and then the bills and the dolphins before Halloween so spoiler season Hank you actually might play spoiler this year I I know we will at least once yeah

Hank I'm trying to find oh look there's some big titties this yeah there you go. Did you look at any today Hank? Now I've been locked into this Who that show shit my four 4u page is just big tits. It's just whales. On just dogs. Occasionally with like a big titty girl that has a cute dog. And backstretching exercises. I did this for four minutes and now my lower back pain is gone. I get I just get that video.

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Oh, yeah, did Max do something? As a matter of fact, we have to eat it. Oh, interesting. Are you coughing, Pika? Did cough once there? Uh, the fillies. Do okay? Please.

Are you sick? No. She get checked out. Take his sick. I was right. All allergies. I think I need to get tested again. You're perfect. You got the power of allergies.

You are just a walking allergy. You're allergic to life. Yeah. Knowledge of it to you guys though. It's great. I wish. You wish? I'm just kidding.

What, you're allergic to us, Max? Yeah, that's why I'm only sick around you guys. So you're just always sick. So you were fine this weekend when you were screaming and getting your bros kissing you? Yeah, I rocked. Yes, so the fillies, fillies play the braves. They won.

Axe was going nuts at a bar. And then before his seductive singing of dancing on my own, he put out a video, ball game baby. Screaming at the camera, eating the camera. I literally thought you were gonna take a bite out of the camera, but instead before that happened, his bro kissed him on the cheek.

I love that. It was great. It was there. Max really nothing makes me laugh hard and then Max just is face getting sucked. And Max doesn't even blink. Max was going, was that planned? That's so hard.

That's the beauty of it. I think, I love Max's bro. Yeah, I think my one buddy told my other buddy to do it. And I had no idea that that was gonna happen. But you didn't even flinch. You can real time do you think like, damn, I just got to get in the moment. Like, what I'm doing those videos,

it's like I'm feeling everything about that game that nothing else is affecting what I'm doing in that mode. Yeah, I love it. I love my favorite max emotion is when he's screaming into the camera and he's so excited that he gets angry and so angry that he's gonna cry. His eyes start to well up a little bit and he gets so mad and unhappy looking

but he's the happiest person in the world. But you're like, it's like you want to fight your phone because your phone doesn't believe in the fightin's enough. I just get so excited. Yeah, so excited. It's so great. It's incredible. Do you feel bad about bullying Blupper offline?

Blupper is a fucking bitch. That was truly amazing to see on Saturday. Seeing headlines that read that read like Braves mascot gets bullied off of Twitter by Phil and I'll see if it like he's a mascot He's not a person. He like takes offense to what people are saying to a mascot. Yeah, that's true Wait, I mean he did he fired the first shot. He came out the fanatic. Yeah, I mean well someone a Philly fan said He wishes he died which is funny, but that's Philly that's that's yeah that makes I like oh it's hilarious it's it happens every time with me too it's like I like to come and Philly but then you know what's coming on the other side yeah they don't

cry about it well unless unless Philly fans you say one bad thing about Philly like even even trimming max a little bit people just well just really go for the jugular. Unless you're a dork who wears glasses and you wish Jalen Hertz got hurt, then Max won't do shit. Right. That was bad moment. He's a relevant. I had millions of views. Jalen Hertz talks about his press conference.

So it seems somewhat irrelevant. It is relevant. But how is, yeah, Jalen Hurtz talking, like how many times he talked about you and his press conference? He could have been, he's not a shamed. That's the worst part, like thinking about Jalen Hurtz watching a video and like he would have, he saw you even like you stood like, you're my greatest being.

You're my greatest being like, you went to jail for me. Jalen Hurtz could be like, you punched a guy in the face for me. Yeah. What have been huge? You put it all in the line for me. Yeah. Yeah. What have been huge? You put it all in the line for Tom. Yeah. Wish I could say the same about Max. No, he didn't even put, he didn't put up a little resistance.

Uh, Pity, who's your, who's back? Uh, my who's back in the week is hockey. Yeah. The National Hockey League, eh? Starts up this week. On a large Tuesday's back. Hot guy. So we should do a season preview for hockey.

Who, uh, who do you guys have winning the Stanley Cup the peas is I've got the a's last year Vegas I've got the back to back I've got the avalanche yeah that sounds right okay yeah I'll go with you on the avalanche thank you got the bees is bees peas a's a's max who got of fires fire that's no letter that I don't know that's peace you already said the piece of the players

max you should call you should go the fillies of peace sure I mean I'm just so excited for tonight yeah am I who's back the week? I know we'll do our College football recap on Wednesday, but we have to at least say my who's back is the teams that are always said to be back Texas Notre Dame and Miami all lost and Miami Maybe the worst loss of all time. It was so bad. It was literally a worst loss of all time Mario Christopher ball with 35 seconds left ran the ball instead of needing the ball

Georgia checked in have any time out it's fumble and then Georgia Tech scored a touchdown with two plays down the field incomprehensible so I I heard a rumor don't know if this is true that they're running back at 99 yards Yeah, and crystal ball won to get him a hundred jar game. Yeah, that's why I had him run the ball You kneel that fucking I'm not a clock management expert by any means. There was literally 35 seconds. I do know that when there's 35 seconds left and the other team doesn't have a timeout,

it's called victory formation for a reason. The play clock is 40, you take a knee, and then you have victory. It's pretty easy to figure this one out. Victory formation, that's what it does. You win when you do it. Yeah, but I feel bad for the players. Yeah, I do too, but all the teams that the media loves

to have back are not back. Not back at all. They all took a loss. Okay, Jake, you're finishing off who's back? My who's back of the week is playoff Kershaw. Oh, yeah. He got rocked in game on to the NLDS against the Diamondbacks.

Get Sheld. He stinks in the playoffs. It's crazy. And he's so good, but not October. Yeah, him in Verlander. Verlander, good this year. He shoved in the NLDS. Okay, all right. Yeah, so the Orioles are down to 0. Sorry, big cut.

The Diamondbacks. A lot of road teams winning in the ale and NLDS so far this week I think the diamond axe had five runs before Kershaw had an out jumped all over him it was tough 11 to the final yeah and it was tough two because there's nine nine nothing I think and a Dodgers player is maybe like the third inning hit a double and he did like their celebration to the crowd like doing his hands. It was like, it's not anything, dude.

Oh, the twins won. Yeah, so they split. It's pretty cool. And then for some reason, the NLDS got a day off on a non-travel day. It's usually after two games. Yeah, and they also have a day off after the next game. Yeah, so I don't know why they did that. Yeah, it is weird Max is Max you're not you have Monday and Wednesday, right Monday Wednesday. That's so weird. I want to watch it. I was off twice

Probably TV and NFL fills her hot The bag for tonight and wait for tonight. The bank wait for tonight. Are you a little nervous that I have a future on them? It's giving me it's giving me super bowl flashbacks for sure. Yeah. Well, you're the way you're acting after one win is giving you a few more flashbacks. But that was a two win. I mean, they're eight. You made a video in the top of the first one is zero zero. I you are giving me the flashback. I thought I thought that ball went over the fence. It actually hit off the fence. You you party last night like you won the World Series. it was game one of the NLDS. You celebrate victories.

We've talked about this on this show. That is true. You got me there. And like, out with your boys, I mean, we don't, we don't, we don't, I take it back, I take it back, I take it back to get it back. I take it back.

I take it back. I take it back. I take it back. I take, I rescind it. It's like one in the morning I rescind. You accept the rescind? I take I rescind it. It's like one in the morning I rescind You accept the rescind I accept the rescind okay, can you meet up with both your boys tomorrow so we can get a double? Kiss and I want to see some tongue-get involved TNF no, no, no, no tongue-in mouth. I'd like to see like a light group

You're breast little T&E. I'd like to see like a light group. T and A. If you're breast. Little T and E. I'd like to see some T and E. Tongue in here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, sure. Why not? Little T and E. Little Lauren Bobert maybe.

Yeah. OTP HJ. Little T. Little T on your P. I'm done with. Little tongue on your flyers. I'm done with this. No.

Let's go Fills. Okay. Ask him oh kisses. Just rub your noses on each other.. I'm done with this. No. Let's go Fills. Okay. We're about Eskimo kisses. Just rub your noses on each other. Oh, yeah. Butterfly kisses and alashes on the cheek. Let's go Fills. Haha.

Said. We should just all go to the game on Thursday. Yeah. I guess. Not like totally opposed. It would be sick. We have, I mean, we have work. Right.

But to see the bank in person. Yeah. can't you don't want them to take a vacation Now this would be this would be for the show What about the reality show that we're all here for that we have to do and doesn't that And Thursday and then Thursday night. Yes, oh, okay. All right max we're not going all right numbers Three good show that was a university memes you ever gotten this nope the machine here 69 yeah somewhere 20 upstairs all right would you say memes two hang check your phone billy's favorite number four did I send it to the group meme semi and Sammy Swiftis. 45, dubbed you guys. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be

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You say it's solid You say it's solid Take on me, take me on. I'll be gone when I do, do, do, do. I don't know Take me home, I'll keep on, put it to you, put it to you, put it down