Pardon My Take - NFL Week 5 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes, Crazy Sports Weekend With Wilder/Fury & MLB Playoffs

Episode Date: October 11, 2021

Fastest 2 minutes on NFL Week 5 and we recap every game.  (00:02:11 - 00:07:56) Packers/Bengals (00:07:56 - 00:24:28) Jets/Falcons (00:24:28 - 00:33:30) Lions/Vikings (00:33:30 - 00:37:17) Broncos/Steelers (00:37:17 - 00:45:33) Dolphins/Bucs ( 00:45:33 - 00:51:30) Saints/WFT (00:51:30 - 01:01:44) Eagles/Panthers (01:01:44 - 01:06:52) Titans/Jaguars (01:06:52 - 01:17:46) Patriots/Texans (01:17:46 - 01:24:28) Bears/Raiders (01:24:28 - 01:34:44) Browns/Chargers (01:34:44 - 01:43:21) Giants/Cowboys (01:43:21 - 01:48:08) Cardinals/Niners (01:48:08 - 01:50:24) Football guy of the week. Billy's Fyre Fest and who's back of the week including MLB Playoffs, Wilder/Fury and more.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, we have week five of the NFL. Crazy, crazy, crazy sports weekend, crazy NFL Sunday. We'll briefly talk a little college football, although we do that on Wednesday, but it was an insane day in college football, heavyweight fights, MLB playoffs. There's nothing better than October. It's a fucking insane right now. Fastest two minutes. Who's back of the week? Football guy of the week. We're brought to you by our friends at Coors Light. Coors Light, if you ever feel like you are always on, if you're running around all the time, well guess what? You need a moment to chill. You do

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stopped as he lined up near the Falcons right guard. Lusitania is not walking through that door as Zach Woodrow Wilson was reluctant to throw bombs over England. The Falcons ground the jets 27, 20, whoop whoop whoop. In Minnesota where Dan Campbell's young team of child soldiers was no match for Greg Joseph Coney. TJ Hockham Sockham Robots gave the Lions a puncher's chance and Yandre Swiftboats had the lead flip-flopping back and forth but the Vikings got the W. There's no crying in football unless your name is Man Campbell as the Lions coach in his best sorority girl TikTok impression in the post-game press conference. The Vikings 19, the Lions 17. In Charlotte, Darnold continues to run as Samuel looks like L. Jackson out there and I think the Panthers can go all the way to the

Super Bowl motherfucker. Get these motherfuckers, motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking jets. TJ Braille and Edwards thankfully didn't need to catch the ball to make an impact play as the game turned on a punt block. In a game that felt like the Eagles would have no satisfaction, Jalen Squirts finished all over Matt Rule's smock, leaving Philadelphia very happy in need of a cigarette. Eagles 21, Panthers 18. In the battle for Flowrider, welcome to my house, Brady take control now, dolphins can't get a first down, it's gonna be a blow out, welcome to my house, the Dolphins may need Carol Miles Gaskin to murder this season. Allegedly careful boom, you don't want to get an agama to suit. As Brian Flow Exotic should have been more cancelled

after his second season. The Bucks make animal feed of the Dolphins, 45-17. In Pittsburgh where you knew this would be a dogfight as coaches Mike and Vic stepped into the arena and the highly trained pits were foaming at the mouth. Cortland let's give them something to talk about scored, but it was too little to rate as Jamar Chase Bank Claypool was cash. Damn boom that was smooth cousin. The Steelers win a big one as Najee Kamala Harris looked at Hayden and said we did it Joe. Steelers 27 Broncos 19. In Cincinnati where the Bengals found themselves in a bella danger as Joe Burrow suffered a throat confusion in the first half. Mason Bill Crosby was having a terrible day until he got bailed out by Evan Stacy McPherson who put a bizarre video online of a celebration

after a missed kick and the Bengals come stumbling, rumbling, stumbling, stumbling, bubbling, stumbling, stumbling, stumbling, stumbling, stumbling. Down like a house of cards as something in the Claire ended what should have been a great series. Package 25, Bengals 22. In Jacksonville, here's to you James Robinson. Jesus loves you more than Tim Tebow. Whoa whoa whoa. The graduate Trevor Lawrence and his embattled coach Urban Meyer were trying to finger things out as the Jaguars faced another knight striking out at the bar. On the other side Derek Jeter Henry at least has the courtesy to leave a gift basket for the girls he picks up and the defenders he drops. Ryan Farmer's Tannehill has had his arm exposed recently but the Titans roll as Mike Paul

Vrable passed out game balls in his underwear and bra. Titans 37, Jaguars 19. In Las Vegas where the Bears ripped the Michelin tires off John Gruden's car. Nathan Peterman made an appearance making Raiders fans want to hunter and fro up. Khalil Big Mac had some special sauce for his former team as two all-beef patio donals and the Bears played field position to win the game. Hey I just come at you and this is crazy so here's my number so troll me Nagy the Bears go to three and two with our 20 to nine win. Standing on a corner James Winston down in Ola such a fine sight to see. It's a saint's my word against the racial slurs that change her name to the football team. It's a Hail Mary. James looking scary. Taysome seeing stars Winston seeing clearly.

Saints 33 Washington football team 22 and we finished in LA where David and Goku with Super Saiyan. Boom how many yards were in this game? It was over a thousand! It was over a thousand! Justin Sherbert was ice cold as he and Mike Sherman-Williams painted a masterpiece. Keylon, Moscow and notice you've got to move to Austin Echler if those California taxes are too high and you want to get good mileage out of your chargers. Brandon Staley Yellenatz dug himself a hole but he didn't shy away from going forward on fourth down as the chargers win a shootout. The San Diego Super Chargers 487 that Cleveland Browns 42. Okay week five we're brought to you fastest two minutes was brought to you by our friends at Cross Country Mortgage. Cross Country

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home buying experience or refinance your current mortgage cross country mortgage LLC NMLS 3029 all loan subject to underwriting approval www and mlsconsumeraccess.org okay week five in the books we got weather delayed so we're gonna recap all the games but there is one game that's currently going on right now it is the chiefs in the bills so we will probably recap it as it goes on live right now the bills look like a wagon they look like they're dominating Josh Allen playing the lights out awesome so this is actually good because I would imagine there's a portion of America that when you see an hour-long weather delay and Tony Dunge and Mike Turrico and Mike Florio and Drew Brees have to basically figure out a way to be interesting for an hour and a half are you

telling me you didn't like the peanut butter discussion I love we should probably settle the peanut butter debate Billy just said fuck because that was his who's back oh peanut butter and jelly well you know that Billy's who's back of the week is always what's the last thing that was said before we get in the studio so peanut butter and jelly was that I also appreciated John Tony Dunge and Mike Turrico going to bat for John Gruden that was a nice little touch that was very cool and it was also it became one of those things where let's just see if we can hammer in a reference to the college that we went to yes during the debate that's the thing there are two things that announcers absolutely love to do when they're in desperate need of a joke one is talk about their golf game

or the other guy's golf game like wow that charger's kicker that that extra point looked like you're shot on 17 out there yep there's that one and then there's hey I'm gonna hammer in a reference to the school I went to and then you're gonna laugh at it and then you're gonna yeah you're gonna talk about some type of rivalry with another school or like oh yeah Drew Brees you went to Purdue yeah but you had a hard time with Michigan like one of those things yeah so it was uh we got the weather delayed but we will I do think there is a portion of America that is listening to this podcast right now that once they got to the like 45 minute hour mark of sitting there they're like I actually have to get up tomorrow morning I'm going to go to sleep and I'll just figure out what happened

the next day so for those people you're watching the game with us you're gonna get it it's like you're hanging out with the boys so we'll update as it goes along let's get to the other games crazy crazy crazy game or weekend of football sports everything like I mean we we talk about college football Wednesday and we'll do that in depth then I think we have booger on we will talk a little bit about it today but like between Saturday like the start of the Texas OU game to right this second it felt like there was not a second that didn't have football or a boxing match or something insane happening it was awesome it was just sports it was the weekend of sports my eyes want my eyes like are hurting right now uh shout out Felix Grace I need them well it's marathon week so it

goes marathon week also for those of you that stay at home and sat on a couch and watch tv this this is what we talk about when we talk with michael ervin about whether or not it's more difficult to play football or watch football bare grills this is this has been an intense week of watching football like when bare grills lasted like dude you this actually is very it's very very hard to sit and watch this much football in a given weekend I love it but it is very hard and baseball playoffs too so like on you you're telling me that I only get 24 hours for my eyes to repair themselves from watching geno smith play yeah and then I have to do a complete hard reset for the red river I almost said the s word the red river s out no that they have you can't say it's the

rivalry no they're rivalry they shut down all the gun problems I know it's red red river rivalry yeah red river s out but yeah starting Sunday like you said at noon and even the hour before that where you're getting mentally prepped to watch football for 24 hours yes um it's it's been a bear out there so let's get into it um Josh Allen just threw a bomb he's so fucking good he's so fucking good I love best quarterback in league right I love who says no so so much well we can get into that because Justin Herbert's playing insane and Dak Prescott I still think is going to win the MVP just because of sympathy votes uh all right let's get into it though Packers Bengals the perfect game to start the recaps because if you wanted to sum up the madness

that happened the last two days two plus days it was this game so going let let's just set the stage so this was like you know when there's uh when there's like a dog barking in the backyard and you're like oh no the aliens are coming this game was like oh no every kicker's gonna miss a kick today because there was 12 missed extra points and 12 miss field goals on Sunday and this game had an insane ending where just to set the stage it was 22 22 and there was two minutes left in the game and it went for the next eight minutes of game time it went Crosby miss 36 yarder McPherson missed 57 yarder Crosby missed 51 yarder Crosby missed 40 yarder McPherson missed 49 yarder and celebrated the miss like he did that was the toughest part of it so there were five missed field goals to win

the game in the last eight minutes of actual game time there was also a missed extra point by Crosby earlier in the game which would have won the game retrospectively if you're like okay it would have been 23 22 just terrible day for kickers all around today it happened all over the league but this was right this was like the epicenter of it everybody else kind of felt the aftershocks right where it affected a little bit but this was the bad kicking game and all I can say is we need to move pat's back to where they used to be it's time it's time it's time to switch it back because kickers were fucked up in the head we're idiots we're emotionally fragile so when you say we here yeah we got it when you take we want to make sure I didn't want to take something that

we are very good at that yeah we should make every time and then you bring it back to make it a 33 yarder you're going to cause all sorts of mental dominoes to topple over in our head plus and now I'm speaking as a fan we as a fan when we're watching games and there's a touchdown scored that's our time to get up and go take a piss and then come back we skip the extra points yeah what the NFL is done to fans is now you have to stick around for the extra points because it might be made it might be a miss we don't know and then that shortens your bathroom time I miss coming back from the bathroom and occasionally some of you like holy shit they miss the extra right I'll be like what no I do think um is weird is this gonna sound but you know uh when what are you

guys laughing about what you guys are you guys are giving each other eyes like the entire first five minutes of the show what what happened what happened just a funny tweet from the barcel sports advisers account what okay the urban it was the halftime delay and then cut to the Jacksonville Tennessee highlight and then quick just cut in the part of the finger getting finger got it got it okay sorry that was no that's okay yeah I mean it was we were sitting here like what's going on because it felt like we had like killed Osama bin Laden again like hey it's something like news news and broken in the room and you couldn't figure out what was going on it was going across the room in a wave right now like I was on Sunday night baseball yeah but yeah wait no so what I was

gonna say was it sounds crazy to say but I really truly believe this uh much like sometimes women living together can get synced up I do think kickers misses sync up and they just decide there's gonna be one weekend a year no it's that time of the month all fucking missed together and it was like everyone sucked together at the same exact time somebody look at what was going on astrology this weekend if there was something in retrograde mercury was probably in retrograde that's true that's what does it always is but yeah bring that move the extra points back I promise you nobody I don't know anybody out there that really cares about extra points no no um and it fucks up every like point spread was just haywire because every extra point was missed so other parts of this game

joe burrow is like the toughest guy ever he got um he got jim sorgied he got choked out uh his his his uh what was it a throat contusion is what he went to the hospital for after the game but when he got hit the first time when he got helicoptered we were like holy fuck like he's out for a long time jersey jerry blue collar guy said that was an ACL we're like please don't say that no uh but it felt like that something bad had happened and uh he came back like two plays later through that bomb the jamar chase and he's just like joe joe burrow right now the interceptions were bad especially the one in overtime it was very very bad but I think that like if you're rooting if you're a bangles fan and you're like joe burrow is our franchise quarterback he the fact that he like gets up

and keeps fighting and you know he's he's got like that moxie to him that like okay the interceptions will some at some point figure themselves out and they won't happen as much and he'll figure it out and he'll be like a true blue franchise quarterback but I I want him to be smarter with when he gets hit he's got it at some point he's got to learn that he did go to the hospital or to the vet whatever they're paying for in Cincinnati I saw the the the tv cart that they wheeled out earlier this week when the oc was talking but he got checked out I think he's okay I don't know what bro football docs says about about neck injuries billy do you know throat injuries yeah they suck throat injuries suck yeah probably that's great yeah I like that really good you didn't mean to do that

but he did not know they're not even close meant to do that but if you're a bangles fan you're happy with joe burrow right now because what you have is the bangles they've proven that they can tie anybody in the league yes they can't beat anybody in the league but they're always in a tie of vicinity this I that's a marked improvement over where you've been in the past this game really deserved a tie it deserved a tie so so badly it was the most tie game of all time the fact that it was 22 22 which is a weird score to begin with fives missed field goals in that in that eight minute stretch it was insanity and and I just want to say mason crossbeat whether you have a job or not tomorrow um think about think about dying your hand yeah he should know he should absolutely

show up tomorrow looking like creed it's oh your your wallet exploded uh it was a chaos to start the show but that the problem is when mason crossbeat when you miss like that and you then take off your helmet and you are a silver fox uh it's just like wow he's pretty old adam and a terry had it going at the end where it's like oh it's a it's a it's a reminder that maybe you've lost a little bit so just just maybe do the creed bread and totally dye your hair and just show up and be like what's that later skater yeah like I'm good to go I'm a young guy the other note I had um Devonte Adams is so fucking good that so he had over 200 yards receiving every time that erin rogers gets more than three seconds of like freedom in the pocket you just assume that it's going to be a bomb down the

field to Devonte Adams usually up the seam like it just it's it's such a bizarre feeling to to like be like all right erin rogers he's he has his space and time this is going to be a completed pass for 40 yards sometimes he gets bored with the opponent in the pocket it looks like he's like playing with his food before he catches like a cat and he's just like taking his time he's like okay now I guess I'll throw the touchdown pass that everybody thought that I was gonna throw anyways but I'm gonna do it on my schedule not yours and the last one the the play that put them into fuel go range by cob it looked like he he was like fading away looked almost like a throwaway pass yes and all I could think was like for an atheist he seems to get a lot of help from god it's it's

crazy because it those passes that pass that he made when you watch it happen you're like that's a terrible pass it was off his back foot it was over the middle of the field he had some like a little loft on it but it was perfectly timed there was like three defenders around it went right to Randall Cobb it's just insane so I do not look forward to next weekend we'll get to that when we talk Bears Raiders and then my last note from this game is I'm pretty sure that the Bengals and this is just totally anecdotal but whoa who's Clyde Edward Soler is getting carried off the field every kill that was like Paul Pierce carried off uh he shit himself I that looked like it so Bengals fans I much peanut butter I think I think they lead the league in dressing

up for just random games uh-huh every time they show the Bengals crowd Hank's rock this is a this is chaotic it's crazy season in the studio right there's a ghost Hank and so Hank has a chair and it doesn't have a we it's missing a wheel he has the wheel he refuses to just put the wheel back on so he's going to spend the entire show half falling over until he just falls into my lap he's also probably going to fall asleep during the show yeah he's also on a yawn streak yeah a jay so so I don't drop my phone anymore I'm deputizing you can you just can you tweet basic shit from my accounts about this game do it um okay so oh that's huge yes bill's pick six Jordan Poyer shout out Rachel Bush that's the score one for her that is a huge touchdown for the

bills wow I need you I need you to fire off something good right now bills are a wagon bills are an absolute wagon you just heard that first year live here that was an insane tip pass bills up 30 13 extra point coming probably going to be a miss you know what I'm going to do NBC nightly news the night of an election right now right now I'm projecting that the Buffalo bills have won Sunday night football yes my my model is showing that there's a 99.9 percent accuracy your sales have won you're saying count every vote yes we're asking well no we've counted most of the vote there's not a lot yeah there's not a lot left there might be some fraud some mail ins um all right next game yeah Bengals fans I just love them they all dress up like every time they show

the stands it's it's crazy we also just a little heads up we're getting the perfect storm Halloween on an NFL Sunday I love that so the amount of fans so much dressed up yeah it's going to be awesome I just hope the Saints have a home game I wish it was in England for that game that would be nice if we gave him a treat like that but I saw so the fans in the stands and the players on the field especially for the Bengals dressing up in the new uniforms yeah look awesome yeah something new I know they made like one minor tweak to the Bengals uniforms but the ones they had today they were neon black it was like it was such a black jersey they have great I mean the Bengals have we can do this maybe next summer but ranking helmets yeah their helmet always

is one one and it's top I had a question about thanks now on the side of the wheel he will not put the wheel back on he's resting it on Hank you're definitely the kid in your class I would like to distract your chair and your teacher would be like please put your chair legs down on the ground all four yes and then you just tip over and hit your head like I'm fine and then you would just crash in the middle of class I was a big tipper yeah but the question I had about this game coming down to the end they sent Crosby out there I think on third down to get the field crazy which is nuts considering he had missed 18 field goals in a row at that point in the game but why do coaches do that I know the reason why they do it which is if it's a bad snap you can spike it yeah

and then you can get another shot I can't remember the last time I saw a bad snap that got spiked and then they go out there and kick another field goal afterwards I don't it's like you know how in cartoons we grow up watching like anvils are always falling on people yeah like if you grow up like taking every precaution that an anvil will fall on your head because you saw on tv one time I don't think it actually makes sense to snap the ball and third down most of the time that coaches do it it's just I don't remember the last time I saw a botchnap well it's I think it's a combo so it's it's something that everyone has been taught that so we just all repeat it forever but also I just think you just want the game over like at that point you just want to get the game

over yeah because you also have to run the risk if you're going to run a third down player you're going to run like if you run is there going to be a fumble you know what I mean so you just like let's just end this game right now that was crazy though the mouth of four tried them out in third down when it's like try to get some more yards you have Aaron Rodgers it's not like you have no one behind the center um all right so England speaking of England uh let's go to Jets Falcons I have a question just off the top why do they play this game at 9 30 in the morning I don't know because I was thinking about it like it's a five hour difference from time zones time zones is the answer but but that they could play the game at the regular one o'clock window time

it would only be six o'clock in in England they always give a buy to the teams that are that are playing it makes no sense I think maybe you just want to throw the English people bone be like you're going to be on TV by yourself by yourself I guess as they would I get it but it's just like this you know what it is it's because the games usually suck it's it's actually I don't want to say it's too much football but it does feel like it's they're asking a little too much of us when we're like prepping for the football day and it's like oh by the way there's a 9 30 game that you have to start watching right now it's like we're in abusive relationship with Roger Goodell if he puts football on at three in the morning I'm gonna wake up I'm gonna send the alarm for 245 I'm gonna

watch it so they they're actually just flexing I'm doing my part in the relationship but I feel like I am being taken advantage of a little bit that Roger Goodell essentially when he puts the game on at 9 30 in the morning for really no reason because it's not like they're playing in Dubai right like there's just wait they will yeah of course they will but it's it's not it's not like it's on the other side of the world so they're essentially just Roger Goodell every time he does that is saying I can get these guys to do whatever I want and he can it might be because they have to do like the whole field switch back I know that they did the montage where it had like the turf come out they raised some of the stands it was like a big production a sweet montage

that they play and a time lapse but it might be to get it back ready for Tottenham to play on it yep maybe they've got a rigorous practice schedule I don't know yeah I don't know Poulsich was there he was at the game I'm trying to think of a more depressing life than if you live in London and you're also a Jets fan yeah it's got to be a maybe if you're an Arsenal fan or in London at this point yeah Jaguars Jaguars because you know there's some Jaguars because they're like eventually they'll move the team but it's more fun to dress up as a Jaguar than to dress up as a jet yeah as an airplane yeah it's it's pretty bad it is pretty bad this game though so two things Matt Ryan the you know we buried him probably a little early because he's actually

been fantastic the last three weeks so he's last three weeks 868 yards eight touchdown zero interceptions I also think Calvin Ridley didn't make the trip I think there was another wide receiver that was out I think they figured out the perfect offense for Matt Ryan who doesn't maybe have the arm strength anymore it's just all tight end offense because so Kyle Pitts had an insane game but they had three tight ends the three tight ends combined had 16 catches for 189 yards and two touchdowns just put all tight ends on the field and quarter L Patterson in the backfield and Matt Ryan is going to flourish well it's a lot harder to under throw right so he's all underneath Kyle Pitts is the one that might be like the slightly different from most other

tight ends because he is fast as a lot of wide receivers so he was under thrown but Matty Ice to his credit has become the king of the perfect under throw in these last three weeks that's the difference like he's gotten just enough oomph on his balls to be able to under throw them by a perfect five yards right have them come back to the ball or get a pass interference penalty which is the Joe Flacco special right but but Matty Ice has figured out a way to work with his arm that is definitely lost a little bit of zip shout out by the way to the announcers for this game who said we were watching bless you heck we're watching tape and I couldn't figure out who this number eight guy was he's like well that's the best tight end of the draft right he was selected

Kyle Pitts and probably any tight end ever that wasn't taken by the Lions probably he was incredible right right um uh Cordero Patterson made maybe the most heads up play of the day he had they called a run for him which was stopped in the backfield he just threw the ball out of bounds dude so then he got hit but they didn't call roughing the passer on him I was thinking about it we need to have an award for built basically around Cordero Patterson where it's like he's not the flashiest he's not the best he's not the comeback player he's just like this guy's awesome if you it well we can think of a better like actual name for it but it's pretty much like if you watch you know this guy is awesome because he's one of those guys that like history will forget but if you watched he's a name

you'll throw out there in 15 years and everyone at the bar would be like oh fuck I remember him he was awesome so we need we need some kind of an award that we can give out every year that's just like a random guy's name that's like everyone but yeah man that guy fucking ruled how many teams he played for nine yeah didn't he play for like and you start throwing out teams and it's I don't know that they're they're like they're like memory hole players that you just have forever I think just due to the year due to the year due to the year works the Cordero Patterson Memorial due to the year award Billy's got a name for it Billy did you write something down I was just gonna ask can you tell the story of football without cordial pass probably not this year not this year um

all right let's talk about uh I also love how little patients that British fans have for bad punts yes they are they really know their shit when it comes to you guys you guys only watch guys kick you remember in uh with they had the Mexico City game like 10 years ago and it was Arizona Cardinals playing and Neil Rackers was kicking off the fans went absolutely ape shit for touch backs yes kick offs it's like that guy kicked the ball a long way that's actually that's probably why you base your Mount Rushmore pick it was a great touch yeah um sorry to interrupt yeah moment of silence for the lunder oh and not for me I had the over so I mean I had I took it I doubled it when you started saying London I was gonna I was gonna take the over yeah and Bubba remind me of the

lunder no I was like well I can't I can't take the over it was just the whole game and then I had the over and then you said lunder and I was like double because I can't live in a world where this actually well I'm glad you won and guess what the lunder's back next week okay and we'll take the over again dolphins jack um all right so uh oh one more thing about the Falcons Arthur Smith we asked him we implored him to grow a beard I think he has mutton chops it's tricky because he's got a he's got a facial hair situation where it fades from being brown on the sides to pure gray on the bottom so so he's gonna look awesome in about 10 years once he gets a lovey smith effect yeah it's all gray but right now it it actually almost highlights the fact that he doesn't have

a chin it looks so when I saw him I was like this guy looks like he should just stay in London and become like a roadie for a rock band because it looked like he was straight out of the 70s a roadie for a rock band gets the best drugs has the best you know knows the best women like in every city that's what he looked he moves in and he like pushes half pushes an amp every day and he's like yeah I'm the guy he's the guy that you got to go to if you want to get to the Rolling Stones that's what the look he was rocking the guy that used to be the roadie back in the day but he's like a gun for hire right now yeah like a week long tour through Birmingham you call this guy up he'll take care of all he knows every back alley but yeah he the facial hair situation is kind of strange

because it does give off the impression of having mutton chops yes it does so let's talk a little Zach Wilson Zach Wilson back to being a rookie off of his week three week four performance the Jets offense was very bad they were down 17 nothing before they had their first first down I also have a next-gen stat for you Billy if you would like when when Zach Wilson had more than four seconds to throw he was one of six for one yard very bad very bad so what's the deal does he jet like jet like does he need it to be chaos is he only thriving chaos when he's off platform right yeah was he off that did he get deplatformed today yeah he when he was deplatformed he was pretty dangerous but they slow start I mean that's that's the Jets haven't scored in the first quarter

all season so I didn't really expect them to today and they got pretty caught but the defense was great I don't think the defense was great very decent because yeah because Matt Ryan was but they they good breaks I mean the past the um roughing the past penalty in the first uh the penalty on the first drive really messed up the whole game what do you think about it that was it that was basically the game yeah you could have turned it off right then yeah what do you think okay so the defense you think played good enough to win but they gave up a lot 27 points but the 27 points like the thing is the 27 points doesn't describe how well they were playing because their offense got stopped so got it the deep numbers the deep numbers will tell you they played

better than the time of possession I mean Matt Ryan was had 350 yards passing so yeah the conversion rate is complementary football Zach Wilson's interception half conversion rate metric system to imperial system got it so he is trending upwards so what about the pound what about the british pound well it's not like their stone yeah okay that was your Zach Wilson update uh all right next game lions vikings dan Campbell cried and I loved it I that is is true of a football guy as you can get that he cried about this loss because it was truly heartbreaking for the lions to lose this game they get a fortune if they finally get a bounce going their way they get the fumble they go up Dan Campbell like all credit in the world your own four goes for two does

the right thing doesn't play for overtime and then Kirk Cousins makes a few throws that which Kirk Cousins deserves credit for because it was only like 30 seconds left and they win the with it with the field goal which the Vikings the only way the Vikings can make a significant field goal is if it's against the Lions I would say I would say they had a couple things going from one it's against the Lions and two they'd already had their big Viking miss right here in the game where the kicker missed a 49 yarder short and so they came out and drilled a 54 yarder Kirk Cousins tried to fight Mike Zimmer it looked like on the sideline well out of happiness I would they grabbed each other and I think that Mike Zimmer actually liked the fact that Kirk cut I'll put it this way Mike

Zimmer isn't actually friends with you he doesn't respect you until you've tried to fight him yeah I was I think the relationship went to the next level Kirk Cousins grabbed Mike Zimmer Mike Zimmer was like it was like surprise like holy shit what is this guy doing he has a motion and then kind of grabbed him back and it was if you're a Vikings fan that was actually a moment you're like oh I'm gonna buy back into this shit yeah they tried to break him up and then Zimmer started laughing afterwards right and at that point I was like I think they just did the stepbrothers thing did we just become best friends because you tried to punch me another interception for the bills Pat Patrick Mahomes threw one in the red zone yeah it's Patrick I don't know what Hank has but

he's not happy about that one uh Yikes Patrick Yikes Patrick Jake what did you fire off a second ago that you were all happy about I'm about to fire off Patrick Mahomes red zone interception things uh you didn't expect for four hundred dollars Alex I like that's good I like that that's really good oh that was actually a great play by Gregory so yeah um but yeah as far as Dan Campbell crying after the game I loved it it made me want to cry seeing Dan Campbell cry there it's a few things a few times when I think as men we should be allowed to express our emotions and cry one is if you lose the Vikings two during the national anthem three WrestleMania four when Dan Campbell is also crying yes at at that point all systems go just let let the tears flow baby throw in uh

when a wrestler dies that's always a sad day that's really I don't know WrestleMania is not really a cry fest it's more when a wrestler dies out of beauty yeah right but uh but but but when a wrestler dies that's usually a very very sad sad day um but yeah it was great like we're going to get to Urban Meyer but the fact that Urban Meyer and Dan Campbell both have like oh and five teams is life is not fair because Dan Campbell cares 10 billion times more than Urban Meyer at this point like or Dan Campbell is probably sobbing into his wife's throw pillows right now shout out Joey his wife yes yes his wife he's at home with his wife with the team with his wife and her throw pillows yep and crying crying all over and being like I can't believe this happened and I I mean I

think the lines are just going to keep fighting like I think they're just going to keep fighting they're going to keep being in games they're going to be scrappy they're not going to win many games they might win two games well the silver lining is they didn't figure out a new way to lose this game yeah because they've already lost 19 to 17 on a field goal yes yes so it was yeah it was uh I don't know and then Justin Jefferson is really really awesome so uh whenever someone gets mad at us for saying like Kirk Cousins has no help well he has Justin Jefferson so he gives a lot of help and also uh Everson Griffin yes he's going to be doing spin moves until he's 45 and getting sacks yes that's just that's one of those timeless ones um all right next up Broncos Steelers Steelers 27

Broncos 19 I think the Steelers offense might be back I don't know about that I think that they're not actually back but I think they did just enough to reel all Steelers fans back in because I said this on Friday I said this is a line in the sand game I said I'm taking the Steelers and this is the Steelers season whether if they win this game and they play well then you can you can buy yourself another month of being like maybe because this defense is awesome and maybe Big Ben just like gets good again but this was the point in the season where they needed to win to have like to to basically buy a stay of execution for another month and they did it today they showed up they played well Big Ben played well they had deep you know deep bombs Deontay

Johnson and Chase Claypool their defense played well the Broncos are not what we thought they were but I think the Steelers offense at least gets you to buy back in for another month so yeah I don't think that they're bad but I don't think that's I don't think Steelers fans right now are like this is a team that can make the playoffs or do damage in the playoffs I know not you know what they can sneak into the playoffs correct that's what today they could sneak into the playoffs right and they prove that the Broncos they're not they can beat like a they can beat a decent team at home they can beat bad teams on the road they can't beat a decent team on the road that has an engaged fan base and the Steelers fans I think they took it as a challenge but you know what we're gonna go

we're gonna play renegade and we're gonna sing and then TJ Watt is gonna follow our lead and go out there and set the tone but you're forgetting one thing because the Steelers are set up perfectly to basically string their entire fan base along for an entire season because they will do just enough in these type of games and they beat the Buffalo Bills week one you can always go back to that data point be like how was that team like so they they it's got to be maddening for Steelers fans because I know like I honestly think all Steelers fans are thinking the exact same thing today they know deep down that this team is not that good they know that Big Ben is washed but they also watched on Sunday where they played a complete game against a Broncos team

that has a very good defense the Teddy Bridgewater is back so they're saying to themselves maybe and that's like it's poison it's poison his fans well again we'll get to it when when we talk Bears Raiders it's poison for fans to be able to like convince yourself that but I think that that's what this game did for the Steelers and Big Ben and he I mean he was nursing like 17 injuries at one point yeah he got hurt he just kept on like adding things and kept on throwing deep bombs yeah he kept on getting hurt during the game different different parts were getting banged up out there I think he hit his he acted like he hit his head against like four different helmets and with Ben it's funny because you can see that he's also watched football earlier earlier in the

week and whatever the like most the the injury was that got the biggest splash Big Ben in his head he'll be like oh I have that too so we saw Russell Wilson bang his head what do you know like second driver the game Big Ben's like oh yeah I think I hit my hand on a helmet too he's he's essentially uh Big Ben is doing like TikTok dances like repeating the the fad just for injuries he's copying him yeah he sees a hot the new hottest TikTok dance before it gets on a Burger King ad it's like it stops the last person like the the suburban mom does it in her kitchen with like her kids behind her that's Big Ben doing the injuries that he sees like oh I didn't know you could injure that Charlie derothless burger yes yeah that's you're

right no he absolutely does that yes and well one thing I didn't know about Big Ben today when I was doing a little browsing on his Wikipedia page you know his middle name is what Todd oh that's perfect Ben Ben Todd that's why he hates Todd Hale it's probably why he hates Todd Hale but can you imagine giving a baby like a middle name Todd for your son that's great you're just saying like you know what I I can already tell you I might have fucked up on this one yeah let's not take the bar too high yeah let's put something on this so that they know they might need to send this back he might be the most successful Todd yes in the world um I want to I want to give a shout out to Jovante Williams it should be Jovante Williams Appreciation Day okay no we I don't think

last time he did this you did Joe Mixon no but I don't I haven't looked done a big uh deep just want to remind you background research I haven't looked up his criminal record but he was like Jovante Williams I respect everything about him no I said between the lines between the lines with Joe Mixon uh but Jovante Williams is a very good running back yes and the story out of Denver so far is like the defense and then Teddy Teddy that was very reporter of you by the way the story out of there so far the story out of Denver story out of Denver so far you hear about that you hear about that defense you hear about Teddy Bridgewater you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna give you a pass because we had we were uh we had to watch an hour and a half rain delay where Florio probably

said the story out of yeah 17 times well I'm telling you it's also in mid uh mid mid game basic tweeter mode yes that's true the story out of Denver like that was Albert can we agree to respect Jovante Williams though that's the point of all this let's find out more okay and then we will yes yeah I I agree to I agreed to and Najee Harris was awesome so if you're a Steelers fan right now you can definitely you can sell yourself on sneaking to the playoffs especially if you think like this defense is built for cold weather correct if you like that's what I'm saying if you look forward to November and December you're like you know what we're a cold weather team Pittsburgh is a hard-nosed city all we're gonna do is run the ball and play defense I mean jury's still out on

you being able to run the ball at more than like three yards a clip no this is the best their offensive line playing like two years you can you can start to sell yourself on the fact that like this team you can just say this team is telling you if you have here's a just a life hack in general if you have a bad quarterback on your team you can just say we're built for cold weather I'm telling you this this Steelers team is so perfectly set up to string every Steelers fan along because it's just everything is set up like it's big Ben you're just like hey maybe the magic well it's actually very reminiscent of what Giants fans went through a few years ago with Eli when they would win like two or three games in a row they'd be like fuck like this he might

this might be it like he might actually find some glory again their defense is awesome Mike Tomlin's a good coach they have an awesome running back that if they can figure out a way to run the ball it's all there and they beat the bills week one and it's obviously not going to actually pan out to anything of like value but they are going to if they win one of these games every three weeks they'll be able to get to December being like you never know we could play renegade let's fucking do it I do think that they'll be they'll be in that graphic where they're in the hunt yeah at the end of the year and they know this because this is my life they could possibly make that last seed but what I described is my life like so I know this very

very well of like selling yourself on a defensive football team and just enough to to find a way all right uh next up oh yeah the Broncos they they let's they might not be good is that the story out of Denver the story out Denver is the Broncos might not be good because they they might not be good I think the Broncos are going to be in the same spot as the Steelers but they don't have like the history and the Roffless burger and like that part of it so they just reminder the Broncos beat the Giants week one who I think the Giants are better than their record but they're not good they beat the Saints they beat the Jaguars they beat the Jets those are the three wins for the Broncos then they played the Ravens and the Steelers and kind of got their

ass kicked so that's you know what next week just a little look ahead Raiders Broncos can we play whose lines in any way real quick we looked that up where's the game it's in Denver that will be a true who who actually is real like who can who can go forward from this point and we can keep believing in who can't I think three and a half Denver I'm gonna say two and a half Denver guess whose line is it anyway Henry he's on his seat he's figuring out oh Billy's beating not in the sports book oh okay it's not there yet okay well we'll find it out by the end of the game well you know what we'll put a way to find out if John Grun is gonna be coaching yeah that's true we'll put a pin in it all right Billy's looking with his befuddled face Billy has a face that he

does it's like when the garage door opens and your dog tilts its head can't he's thinking too hard you can really you can really figure out you know like it's it's turning right now we'll get that line later uh all right dolphins bucks the dolphins are are bad and guess what the dolphins are bad and they still were actually in this game going into the fourth quarter it's a one score game but then the wheels fully came off and yeah I think the dolphins are very I think they were down by like seven and a half 24 it was 24 17 going to the fourth quarter yeah so they're down by seven and a half time and I think the dolphins were plus 700 to win the game yeah which tells you everything you need to know about the dolphins yes they're incapable of scoring

no which is an issue in the NFL and in today's NFL uh pft you tell me about this game the chiefs just scored so I want to tweet about the can't lose parley winning again plus 400 no big deal and stunting on all the haters okay this game was uh Tom Brady's gonna clown you game it was the first time in his career that he threw for five touchdowns and over 400 yards I believe maybe it's over four and fifty yards it was the first time in his career that he 400 yards and five touchdowns he's thrown six touchdowns in 380 yards and he's thrown four touchdowns in 400 yards but never done it the first time yeah which is it is kind of crazy because he's played a billion games he also has four five touchdown games past the age of 40 which is insane pretty good uh it

was also one of those games that just reminds you how much bullshit it is that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers got Antonio Brown to add to their lineup he's when they have Mike Evans fucker scored twice yeah score twice after last after what he did to us they got Antonio Brown who when he's when his mind is right uh he's probably a top five receiver in the league and then they also have Mike Evans who is probably also top 10 receiver maybe top five when he's playing at his best it's bullshit that they got the two of them they're doing all this without grok so it looks like Tampa Bay is probably Tampa Bay is gearing up they're gearing up for another run they're probably I think they're going to lose a couple more games this season I think they're going to stumble

lose a game to somebody that you don't expect coming like maybe to the Saints maybe to the pay I could see them losing to the Panthers well if they it like inside the division yeah I think that it depends on if they get the honor off week for the Saints yeah but they if they are set up yeah no they'll they'll lose a couple but um yeah the I mean the Bucks have a shitload of weapons and Gronk's heart like that's the craziest part they like and I don't even think they I don't even think Brady looks at Chris Godwin anymore I don't know if he had a good game or not but he didn't the other night it's like Mike Evans Cameron Bray Antonio Brown they they have two running backs it's just playoff Lenny and and Tom Brady runs the entire offense so the the question

is going to be Chris Godwin did have seven catches for 70 yards is their secondary going to be healthy are they going to get better right and right now Richard Sherman's playing who's always going to be one of those guys like if you had Richard Sherman to your team in the middle of the season I'll my brain goes back to the Legion of Boom and I think this guy's going to have five interceptions yeah and finally you got to shut down corner yeah but he's not he's really good at doing pass interference so frequently and sometimes the refs don't call it because you can't call it every time that's I mean that's the Seattle way the Seattle Seahawks basically built an entire offense of under the philosophy they can't call holding and pass interference on every play right

he used to do it close to the line of scrimmage now he's doing it further downfield after he already gets beat and just hoping he doesn't get called occasionally for it which is it's not a bad strategy honestly like make the ref self-conscious about throwing a flag and be like well I flagged them three previous plays I can't keep doing this right so once they get their secondary back and once they get healthy on defense yeah they're going to be a beast they're going to be right in the conversation at the end of the year but I could definitely see them stumbling a couple times in October yes and now the Dolphins the only other note I had from this game um Jacoby Berset I think is getting dangerously close he's trying really hard he's getting dangerously close say if he has

to play like five more games this season then he might have an expiration on his backup longevity because you never ever ever if you're a backup a career backup guy Chase Daniel is the perfect example you never want to have to start like six or seven games in a row because then people are like oh okay well we see where the limitations are here he's trying really hard and he actually like played well in the first half he has a hamstring um it's the it's the Todd Collins effect yeah Todd Collins can come in for four games right and get you to the playoffs at the end of the season he did that for the Redskins I think he did that for the Bears too right he came in that game when Jay Cutler hurt his knee yeah yeah he can come in and look decent but man if you give like Todd if Todd

Collins actually has to work like go to practice and and play football for several weeks in a row it's going to be an issue for him yeah he's really good at playing football for one week yeah that's that's my Jacoby Berset like maybe this hamstring Jacoby Berset maybe milk it a little maybe yeah we'll take a page out of Big Ben's book and just you know just be like ah it really really hurts so and then what's the guy's name the the guy behind Reed Sinit Reed Sinit so I didn't know who that was I always I love when I asked like what who's the backup that's going to come into the game and then somebody tells me a name that I've never heard before or maybe I heard like five years ago and completely forgot existed Reed Sinit was going to come in do you know anything at all about Reed

Sinit Reed Sinit what a what a what a guy Reed Sinit I think Reed Sinit in four first round picks the San Diego turn watching there we go shout out to San Diego Sandy not San Diego State correct San Diego they upset you con 2008 NCAA tournament okay I was about to say that's not a football upset yeah but sorry by the way Bubba for your your squad they lost a cumbul oh they won the cumbul yeah oh my bad I didn't I I didn't actually like I just saw it was 7 7 and that was the last time I had any update from that game everyone called it the you mass won the cumbul nobody recognized that they're called you mass so it was really the come ass come ass bowl yes that's true um all right saints wash in football team pft I'll let you take it away

because oh boy do you have defensive problems okay so there's a big cosmic joke that's played on us as football fans and you can definitely relate to this as a Bears fan because every time your team has a good defense you do the math where you're like you know what if we could if we could average 23 points a game we would win 13 games that's how good our defense is correct so all we need to do is worry about getting a decent offense average 23 points a game and then guess what we'll be playoff city we'll be like the toast of the league at that point well here's how reality works is that every time you get a better offense your defense gets way way way way way way way way way worse they never line up they never ever line up ever line up and so now we've got like a 33 point

offense yeah I think we're averaging like 29 30 something like that before today I think we're averaging 33 yeah and now we can't stop anyone so Del Rio keeps flirting with the with the fact like maybe I should blitz people he's still he he got a little crazy with it got a little wild with some of his play calls and rushed five guys yep so we're building up to actually dialing up some blitzes and getting to the quarterback but um yeah it's uh it's not great when uh when your team stinks and you lose because your defense is bad and the worst story of the week isn't even about the game but it's that the DEA rated your team facility yes and you're too true your two trainers have been suspended yeah unrelated to football they say it's unrelated no no I believe

them I would believe it too because if you're selling steroids you're probably selling the worst steroids yes I I would much prefer to have a team doctor that had access to good steroids well maybe that's why because they knew the heat was coming so they stopped selling the steroids this year last year was steroids they're all placebo now yes yeah um the full the full James Winston experience in this game it was awesome awesome to watch so we had uh oh wow so josh Allen just threw a pick and as an art punt as a 60 yard punt same thing back in this game a little bit 31 20 uh all right so James Winston he starts the game interception oh rough in the passer so never mind james Winston what do you have Hank you have chiefs yeah Hank found out I took bill's money line

and he did he put it bet the cheese fast he's the Grinch he's the Grinch he broke his thumbs yes opening up the bar to go against whatever uh all right so James Winston the first the first drive interception to a linebacker the second drive 72 yard touchdown punt or pass the third drive fumble a hilarious james fumble yep then the fourth drive 75 yard touchdown drive punt punt 49 yard hail mary those are his seven drives in the first half the full so just counting at home he had two touchdown passes two turnovers and also had a 75 yard touchdown drive the full james Winston experience in the first half and it's tough to game plan for james because he's crazy yeah he's just he's an insane man when he plays quarter he's a total spaz so on that hail

mary our defense was like yeah we expected that he was going to try to throw like I don't know somewhere between a 10 and a 20 yard out get into fuel goal range end up the half that way and james said no fuck it everyone go deep I'm going to air mail it perfect tail mary because that's what james does right he air mails balls right and yeah got an easy touchdown on the hail mary out of it at that point when you give up a score like that in the last second of the first half you know you're going to lose again it's so tomorrow you're not going to there's no coming back from that that game was was over at halftime I'll throw it out there uh this is going to be a deep cut for for bears fans Tyler palco I'll just say that name that that happened

against the bears Tyler palco when he was when he's quarterbacking for the chiefs it is the worst feeling because you're like I thought the hat you can you let down your guard when the team is in the middle of the field with four seconds left at the end of the first yeah that's another bathroom break that we were all robbed of yes and I didn't think it was possible but we can cuss taste some hill yeah I mean especially John Bostic being out you don't see being able to hit a guy like taste some hill because he gets stronger the more concussed he gets usually yes but he got hit in just the wrong spot I really really really if if if Sean Payton has any sense of humor we get to see the taste and hill package run by Trevor simian because they showed him they taste him he went out

and they showed Trevor simian on the sideline and I think in his head he was like is Sean Payton gonna ask me to fucking just start barreling over linebackers I would love that it like you could see it in his eyes he was like uh oh and I just I really want Sean Payton to do that because it'd be very very funny I mean Sean Payton you know what you have to do right if taste some hill is going to be out for an extended period of time you got to sign Tebow yeah Tebow Tebow was born to be a backup Tebow Tebow to do it every sense of the word yes um I have a question for you PFT and I know that when we watch football on Sundays a lot of things get said in the in the heat of the game yeah and I don't think that anyone should be held accountable for things they say

between the white lines between the the one o'clock kickoff and Sunday football like a lot of shit gets said feelings you know we'll yell at each other we'll scream at each other bets go wrong yelling back and forth but afterwards we always walk away friends we're not like you know holding it back but you did say something during the Washington football team New Orleans Saints game that I have to just ask if you want to take it back you said I think Taylor Heinecke might be the guy I stand by it okay I stand by I stand by I don't regret that he was that was a big preamble for something I wholeheartedly believe he was 20 for 41 zero touchdowns two interceptions yeah I'm listening like I think we have to make him the guy you're talking about the

micro I'm talking about the macro you should listen to boy a rod maybe he'll teach you something about how to fully evaluate a season's worth of play out of a player Taylor Heinecke has shown me enough where I think that he's the he's the guy in the sense of we don't need to go out and get a new quarterback we should roll the dice with Taylor Heinecke for the next two years okay because he's he's young he's cheap you can build around him a little bit okay he's he's good enough to be an above average quarterback in the NFL it was just like no great it would be to have an above average quarterback yeah me and above average quarterback is he for normal franchise like having a Hall of Famer is the above average I think you got to take the highs with the loanekies

okay there yikes what are you gonna say Hank Hank is living and dying with everything he did oh there we go Jake love it um so I so it was just so interesting game to say that because he did not play well at all today he was like and you were like I think he might be the guy he's good enough he's good enough Taylor Heinecke is good enough to make me happy he's not I've learned I've learned how to settle I'm very good at figuring out how to settle I agree with that have you seen the shirt that has the list of the watchers have the same quarterbacks not nearly as bad and as lengthy as the Washington football team the last 20 years no it's actually the bears are pretty much right up I would put our list it's up to you it's it's pretty much like neck and neck

can we Billy can you how good are your photoshop Billy good on snapchat all right so what you should do snapchat that's not photoshop yeah I just go in and yeah you can stuff on snapchat you just go to your instagram stories and add text okay can somebody who's good at snapchat or who's good at photoshop make a list of all the football teams quarterbacks since the year 2000 and then all the bears quarterbacks no pull up yeah no which would you rather have no it's not like well I mean I think because cutler cut out like he played enough years were cut out like the year to year but I I've never had a good quarterback so I but I'm just saying I don't think Taylor Hanneke's the guy I think he's good enough to be our guy okay he's our guy because you're right there's a

difference because even in this conversation you went from above average to I think he might be okay that to me that's well above average right I think we need to make a distinction between the guy and our guy okay you said the guy that's why I was like I literally made a mental note because I was he's not playing well and he's going to be the guy is he that guy pal Taylor Hanneke is our guy do you think if Ryan Fitzpatrick comes back Taylor Hanneke stays the starter yeah I do because with Taylor Hanneke it's like a watered down version of Fitzpatrick where the highs aren't quite as high the lows aren't quite as low as you get with Fitzpatrick right so he's younger he could be a future guy I just want listen I will support you in your support of Taylor Hanneke

I just wanted to double check like I knew that it happened in the heat of the moment so I wanted come out of like the you know fog of war so to speak and be like hey do you still feel this way and if you do I am going to support you in supporting Taylor Hanneke as your guy thank you but here's a stat for you we're averaging we're averaging like 30 points a game if we can just get our defense to play well yes and step it up and average if we only average like 20 points against per game then guess what the football team's winning probably like 80% of the games that they play in so yeah no I I like Taylor I'm doing the reverse to myself that I did last year when I was like if we just have an offense that could score yeah no he is he is he is a watered down

Ryan Fitzpatrick I don't know if Ryan Fitzpatrick has ever been the guy but he's like I think Taylor Hanneke if everything else is perfect he can certainly have fun he's a guy that is fun to watch and fun to root for correct and that's all I really need that is that's a fair I'm not unrealistic I'm not expecting Taylor Hanneke to win an MVP or even make a pro bowl without like four guys dropping out ahead of him but I do think he's fun to watch yeah and he's not bad he's good he's he's been a pleasant surprise yeah remember okay I think he's the only quarterback that covered in the playoffs last year against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers that's true that's true I just wanted to double check because there was a lust in your voice and I was like oh no you know what else I like about him

I was like if he was the GM it would be like a hundred and fifty million dollar contract yeah for the dumbest reasons ever I absolutely love how he's like a heat-seeking missile for the pylon yeah he loves nothing more than to just reach out dive like five yards out and touch the end of the ball to the pylon and the Falcons game was awesome like the way he the throws he was making in the craziness like he is very very fun to watch all right uh Eagles Panthers this is the game that Red Zone forgot we like didn't we actually said during like the chaos of NFL Sunday hey what's as an eagle are the Eagles and Panthers playing a game um because we we only saw the safety that was kicked out of bounds and then uh the the Eagles who I think lead the league now in touchdowns

that get called back uh those are like the two big plays we saw on the Red Zone I I don't understand how the Eagles won I kind of understand it like going back through it Sam Darnold we might have been a little too premature on the Sam Darnold is like it was the Jets it wasn't Sam Darnold because he was really bad yeah and that that was a game if you're winning so they were winning 15 the Panthers were winning 15 to 6 middle of third quarter Sam Darnold has the ball in the middle of the field he then proceeds there was a block punt but two interceptions in a block punt and the lead evaporates and it's like oh yeah I remember this Sam Darnold the guy who has pretty much the same amount of interceptions as touchdowns in his entire career yeah that's

that wasn't what we saw the first few weeks we all tried to tell us that it was different I don't know if it's different I wish I had known going into this game that Darius Slade just had a kid and then this was a game off of a newborn it's like golfers because yeah you knew he was going to go out there have two interceptions yes that just that is how the universe works and he was going to reward him for that so um bad job everybody not telling me please keep me posted if an impact player especially on defense has a kid as a child within three days of Sunday so that I can make sure to adjust my bed accordingly but yeah Sam Darnold was bad Sam Darnold was not good and both these teams I had a teacher back in eighth grade one time that told me at the start of the the

semester that I just give off a C aura there's like a C aura about me and she was right I ended up getting a C but these two teams they definitely I got a C aura you guys are going to be so you're going to get somewhere between six and nine wins yeah and maybe yeah I'm going to say like maybe five to nine wins I just I I fell for it because I was like oh Sam Darnold this might be something different I think he probably is who he is and that's not you know there's some games that he will look great and there's some games that he will look like this where it's like oh he was bad and that's a game when you're up 15 to 6 in the middle of the field halfway through the third quarter at home you should you should win that game and they didn't and the Eagles I like I don't

really even understand what the Eagles are at this point two teams they don't really get what they are so it was kind of fitting that they played a weird game that you're like wait what happened oh shit the Eagles are winning the Eagles won that game yeah you can tell also when a coach doesn't totally trust his quarterback and that's what Siriani and Jalen Hertz are involved in right now like a parent son relationship where it's like you're still checking under the mattress asking who's going to be at the party yep you're looking through their phone when they're out of the room you you don't you don't get the feeling that Nick Siriani's like given he hasn't given the keys to Jalen Hertz yes you know he's still like very much on a learner's you know you know what Jalen

Hertz is for the Eagles he's not Mr. Wright he's Mr. Wright now yep that's exactly what he is so like Eagles fans will be like yeah well there's some times where he does things like he had a couple touchdown runs and you know a couple passes but but you know deep down it's just like he's who you have right now and you're gonna throw your support behind him and that's it he's a rebound yeah he's a rebound from Carson Wentz Nick Foles from that right because he's doing a reset on because you know he like cares a lot yeah and you know that like I don't know he he does not strike me as an ego guy he actually is the opposite if you read anything about him in Alabama in Oklahoma which is a nice like refreshing cleanse from Carson Wentz era you're

saying he's kind of a simp though I'm reading between like he's like almost too nice of a guy no I just think Carson Wentz is like a disaster in the locker room this is based off of I don't know a couple athletic you know articles that I read no and that's pretty much it and also at and how he rose been probably wrote with Nick Saban has said about like the best backup quarterback I've ever had yes Jalen Hertz would be he'd be an awesome backup to have yes probably like the best backup yes you want him as your backup on the other side Sam Donald would be a shitty backup because Sam Donald he would rather throw an interception than take a sack yes and all you want out of your backup quarterback is like be a team guy and then don't be afraid to just stand

there like an idiot and get sacked occasionally well it's it's just such a it's it's telling on as sports fans we always want to kind of see the best in guys and Sam Donald his entire career at USC was like he was good and great at moments but he also was always injury or sorry turnover prone he went to the Jets turnover prone he has two good games with the Panthers and we're like he's fixed no he's probably turnover prone we fixed him yeah we'll never fix the guy he is he's turnover prone like he's rose interceptions um all right uh let's go let's do a quick add and then we will get to uh Titans Jaguars PFT you got a word from our friends it's simply safe yeah I love simply safe right now by the way it's Buffalo 38 Kansas City 20 it's 12 20 in the morning yep uh so

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flag was no it's liby the year added again um all right let's talk why don't you give these guys flags Billy what did you have the chiefs at anyway this was they were never gonna I might have I might have doubled down like three or four oh okay every time the game we problem one again but yes uh all right Titans Jaguars mm urban Meyer so uh they scored so the game started the Jaguars gave up a scoop and score they then marched down the field and scored and you could see it on urban Myers face he's like I I think they accepted my apology this team has not quit on me and then they got their ass kicked and uh I you know I don't know what's going on I think urban Meyer is probably gonna be done soon did you see the challenge flag that it took him like

I don't know three minutes real time to figure out if you want to throw a challenge flag or not he also the post game press conference did you see any of this I saw one thing that he said so he and Trevor Lawrence could not be uh like on different like they're completely separate they're they're a couple now they're sleeping in different rooms they don't talk they just pass them in all the night the quote that came out of the press conference there's two things to note urban Meyer said uh we're desperate for a win we're desperate for the way we they go to work each day each week we're desperate for a win then Trevor Lawrence when asked about the team you can't get desperate you have just got to keep going to work uh we're gonna win some games

what like what's going on here then so that was weird I think urban Meyer is saying like I'm personally desperate my entire life sucks right now I'd be willing to do anything to have it be one win marginally better than it is and Trevor Lawrence is like you know what it's a process you know like he Trevor Lawrence actually has a great attitude about it and he played well like he played better the fact that Trevor Lawrence has uh has not like burned this relationship to the ground yet actually tells me a lot about Trevor Lawrence I think I'm willing to temporarily take the bus label off of him because you know what he's handled going 0 and 5 like a winner and a coach that threw him under the bus yep and a coach that is like uh ego maniac and has lost

control of his team five weeks into the season uh they also had I hope it just gets worse by the way yo yeah for the record I wanted to get I want urban Meyer to get caught like in a brothel I want him I want him to be like yeah have a mattress filled with cocaine in his house and then much like Bobby Petrino do like a press conference from the basement in USC being like I've always wanted to be a Trojan with a neck brace yeah I've always wanted to be here this is my dream job yep um there was also this so the Titans were up 30 so they pretty much controlled the whole game but there was a moment that the Jaguars like almost got back in it was 31 19 the Jaguars had fourth and goal from the one James Robinson is ripping off the the Titans even is not good James Robinson is ripping off

eight yards of carry they take out James Robinson they put in Carlos Hyde they run Carlos Hyde they don't run a QB sneak it's fourth and like inches they from the goal line they don't run Carl they run Carlos Hyde they don't run a QB sneak they don't run James Robinson asked afterwards urban Meyer said that Trevor Lawrence is not comfortable running QB sneaks because he's never done it in a game Trevor Lawrence is like I'm comfortable with it yeah I've never done it but we've practiced it I'm good to go this is just like this is now after a Jaguars game the first thing I do is just go watch the press conference it's so much fun I actually think that urban Meyer is addicted to lying yeah I think he loves to lie I think even when he doesn't have a reason

to be lying about something he opens his mouth and the first words that come out are not the truth yes that's just how he operates his his reality is different from what you and I see and so he just he can't help himself at all and when you have like a bunch of guys around you that hear what you say to them every day in the locker room and then you say something else to the media turns out that they can listen to what the what the reporters are actually typing up after the post game press conference to be like dude you don't have to lie to us about everything like what the hell is the matter with you and oh so it's bad if it's a lie it's almost way worse if it's the truth if you're basically saying we're in week five and I haven't done a good enough

job to get my quarterback to a point where he's comfortable doing a qb sneak think about that statement that's what urban Meyer said he's like he's not comfortable yet it's crazy it's fucking crazy so they also asked him about hide coming into the game yeah and robinson who by the way we should respect robinson robert unless robert unless no no no unless robinson has hit a pregnant woman nope um but yeah we should respect more he came out of the game carless hide goes in they asked him about that and he said I don't micromanage who is in the game urban Meyer urban Meyer would like everyone to know that he is definitely not a hands-on coach despite recent video evidence to the contrary he's a head coach you should maybe you should maybe think about micromanaging

game get just a little bit unbelievable maybe just on the goal line maybe just take over play calling inside the one yard yes that's that's fair so I mean it's just it's a complete dump surfire again like we said when we type on the lines it's not fair that urban Meyer and dan Campbell are both 0 and 5 because dan Campbell cares so so much more and his players love him so so much more I do think the jaguars are gonna probably get their first win next week in London against the dolphins because like I said Trevor Lawrence is actually like when you watch it's it his receivers are never open and he's like he's making rookie mistakes but he's also making throws you're like yeah that's gonna be a really really good quarterback so it's like it's starting

to come along for him but man urban Meyer and then on the other side of the ball like the Titans they still are banged up at receiver Derek Henry just fucking punish them it's like playing Alabama every week yeah it's like playing Alabama every week 130 yards three touchdowns he's having a ridiculous season already uh and you know what he's on pace for I did some math okay I crunched the numbers a little bit let's hear it he's on pace for over 2100 yards love it which sounds really great and impressive but we also have to think like 2000 yards isn't the same as it was in the past yes so Derek Henry 2k is not I don't think that's what we should be really like aiming for for Derek Henry I feel like what do you think is the new 2k because my number was 2200 uh

but then you have to also account for the fact that it's a different NFL and runners don't get that many carries but I was thinking you get the extra 100 yards which brings you 21 2100 and then through the accumulation of all the change over the course of the year like if you have a 130 game and then 170 game boom that's another hundred right there easily yeah but I I feel like 2000 still is just significant when was the last time there was a 2000 Derek Henry Derek Henry yeah right and then before that it was a long time right good question was it was it it might CJ 2k Chris Chris Johnson Jamal Lewis had one I remember but yeah I think maybe 2100 do you want to do 21 yeah let's split the difference 21 2100 2100 but you got but again you do have to ask are they feeding

tractor CTO too early AP Twitter this MVP year yeah but are you feeding Derek Henry too much too soon because it's not tractor CTO season yet right right I agree leave some in the tank yes um okay I can't wait to just I seriously like if you if you're not watching every urban Myrick press conference and reading every beat reporters report from Jacksonville you're not enjoying this experience the way you should be because it is truly like I went on a fucking Jaguars blog tonight you got a basket you know how low that is I went on a Jaguars blog because I just wanted to see what the vibe was and it was bad and it was awesome so they've lost 20 games in a row now which is which sounds bad it sounds bad to say it out loud but the silver lining is I think you're

closer to the end of the urban Myra than you were to the start of it yes so you've got that to look forward to they might even fire him after a win in London which would be great yeah not let him get on the plane just not well he's probably not he's probably got some events that he's going to attend that's true yeah it is the bye week yeah yeah so he's got he's got for sure urban Myra so many times in a game he just puts his hands on his knees and stares straight down the migrants I think what he's he's actually hoping that he just dies yeah where he is in place he's just like if I focus or take me yeah if I focus hard enough on dying maybe I just won't open my eyes he's he's the guy from I think you should leave where he's like I just don't want to be here yes yes

yes in the suit he yeah that's probably why he brought back Tebow because he's like if I'm going to die on the sideline I want one of God's you know custodians right by me wrong wrong that's why he cut Tebow because he knew that if he dies people come over and save my life yeah that's true okay good point um all right let's see if we can get Hank's attention after all this bad loss and everything uh with the chiefs uh it's been a wild roller coaster for you this show it has been I'm sorry for the distractions that's okay that's okay it's I think it adds to the experience I think it's very fun we're very authentic here it's kept you from yawning yeah so that's nice no I actually enjoy it I always think it's very funny when we're just ourselves um I'm loopy yeah I'm in I'm in a

loopy mood yeah you you are you Hank Hank had to take a nap during the NFL Sunday and he came back and he was like he just he he just refused to believe the updates that were happening from the Giants game we're like yeah Saquon got hurt six plays in Daniel Jones got concussed and just they he was like there's Daniel Jones right now it's like that's Mike Glennon it's like it was actually almost like someone having a severe accident we had to teach him how to speak again we're like this is that's Mike Glennon and that's not Saquon Barkley like the world has changed since you took a nap uh he was great at the piano when he woke up though so he's speaking Spanish all right Patriots Texans let's talk about it Hank uh you were very very close to having to admit that the Patriots

might not be good yeah very close very very 20 29 and the Texans decided to do one of the dumbest fake punts that was a real punt that their punter took a short snap and then kicked it off the back of the helmet of their offensive linemen that was that was the game changer it was awesome it was a pure David Cully move because like he saw the double punt that happened on Thursday he's like how can I one up this so this week's uh David Cully Memorial Award for excellence in punting goes once again to David Cully yeah he David Cully is uh the the guy or girl in a toxic relationship when as soon as things start going well he's like I need to fuck this up I can't I can't have this be good I can't have us be happy and just like chill on the couch and watch Netflix I have to go I have

to go fuck some strange and hope that that messes everything up by the way I swear to God that all of part of my take is not in supremely toxic relationships I know that we're doing a lot of talking about that I learned that you learn romco yeah I watched I actually watched Ricky Bobby the other you ever seen a Mastie McConaughey movie yeah come on this is basic stuff the dad and Ricky Bobby when they were at the Applebee's and he's like I can't do this and gets kicked out things are going too good yeah David Cully's like I'm just gonna things are going too well we're about to beat the Patriots I'm gonna punt I'm gonna have my punter punt one off the back of the center's head I also loved his giant white collar that he was wearing it was the Jason

Kid casual look that he had like fully zipped up uh up to like his throat uh t-shirt windbreaker that he was wearing today so David Cully down when he was down 9 to 22 and after that happened it actually felt like it was or he was up 29 and he pulled off that fake fake fake punt yeah and at that point I was like well this game's over the Patriots are gonna win yes it was it was the it would change everything so Hank thoughts first of all you guys obviously the Packers and Bengals everyone talks about that being the game of kickers and miss kicks and stuff there's three missed extra points in this and like the first three touchdowns yep that was crazy bills beat the Texans 40 nothing Patriots barely beat the Texans so I think that says everything

you need to know Mack Jones you know probably the greatest uh six yard thrower in the history of NFL football it's my favorite it's my it's fun to go into the things where it's like when they had Brady there's gonna be dynamic offenses and all these different things drawn up and and this and that Patriots now it's basically the six yard play over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again but they're three and two they could be four and one uh they're not three and two they're two and three two and three they could be four and one uh yeah it's it's Mack Jones stepping up in the pocket which he does nicely and then rifling the ball into some into some tight end stomach six yards down the field in the middle of the field that's been every game

every every play it's kind of fun to watch Belichick learn how to win ugly though yeah no hit that he's going to be limited going into any game given who his quarterback is and still trying to figure out a way to work it out yeah and I I think he's doing the right thing with Mack Jones he's like I so what Belichick's doing is what I think a lot more coaches should do with rookie quarterbacks which is absolutely keep the handcuffs on him yeah for as long as possible yeah don't give him the keys yet like make them make them develop a little bit don't get them gun shy don't don't let them learn any bad habits just be like you know what we're we're probably going to lose half the games that we play but I'm looking long term not short term on this

so yeah Mack Jones go out and here's your new best friend he's your tight end right you guys live in a room together and don't let each other out of your sight pick a few spots every now and then where it's like all right yeah throw it deeper and try to make something happen I so the big news out of this game though is Mills Mafia might be back first half Mills Mafia might be back so I have a stat for you Bill Belichick he's been coaching for a pretty long time hasn't he no I don't know like 50 years or whatever but as a head coach I don't know how many years lost to the dolphins though yeah 25 years maybe as a head coach Bill Belichick has only let two rookie quarterbacks throw three touchdowns against his team one was today Davis Mills the

other Russell Wilson never heard of him so if you want to play that game Davis Mills is going to win a Super Bowl and be one of the best quarterbacks in the league he's a starting quarterback he's not a relief quarterback he's not a closer but if you could do a lot worse than Davis Mills today if you're gonna go out there and be like just do some damage in the first half I'm just happy that Mills Mafia is back because it's fun and his neck is so so long and I hope that he stays as a quarterback for a while so we can keep making fun of his neck you got sacked by his neck today yes big target especially is Mike Lennon probably that that's not going to work out are we going to get a match up between Mills Mafia and Mike Lennon oh that would be incredible I don't think they

play each other you should be able to flex that that would be if you if you have two necks like that you ever seen those videos where the drafts are fighting each other and just like swinging in their heads yes that's what the money night football graphic would be like with the helmets crashing into each other pardon the line-terruption Cowboys Patriots next week oh oh in Dallas I think it's in the Patriots at Patriots in the Patriots um it's the bottom team home okay yes I'm gonna say it's in Dallas minus seven and a half I'm gonna say no Dallas minus six and a half Dallas minus three and a half oh no I smell you have to take the Patriots that makes no sense I smell rat that's what it means and we're we know more than Vegas can you

give us that Broncos one no still not up okay um all right uh next up oh yeah Matthew Jude on is really really good and for a while this game was 22 to 22 at the exact same time that the Packers in the Bengals was 22 22 yes it was fantastic um all right Bears Raiders the Bears might be back I'm just gonna say it right now I know that I only have a week to say this because they have to play the Packers on Sunday and the Packers are gonna probably shit down my throat but I have also told myself I think the Bears might beat the Packers because that's older field but the Bears might be back that was fun I'm not even gonna complain about Matt Nagy today I'm not gonna complain and say it's a lie it's crazy because I'm gonna get you going no it's I'm not gonna complain about

I'm not gonna complain about him say that that that uh challenge was the worst challenge ever I'm not gonna say that it's funny that the offense was a little more conservative this week and then he was like yeah Bill Lazer's got him going and like now is giving credit to Bill Lazer I'm not gonna say that Andy Dalton who he loves uh when he had to come in for Justin Fields because Justin Fields hurt his knee uh Andy Dalton wasn't prepared to come in you need to have his rib protector so I'm not gonna say any of that I'm just gonna enjoy club dub that might be on Andy yeah that could be on Andy that could be on Andy but also Andy and Matt Nagy I think are in a relationship together like they're that close uh I'm just gonna say the Bears are three and two that was a road

victory the defense looked awesome without a Keem Hicks I'm happy I don't I'm not gonna say that they're like some incredible team because they're not they're not a playoff team but I'm happy and I think that they could maybe beat the Packers let me ask you a question though about your rookie quarterback Justin Fields yes how first of all scale scale one to ten how are you feeling so all right so Justin Fields uh I still it's it's hard to fully judge because they're really like it feels like no one's ever open but he did make those two throws at the end at the end of the fourth quarter when the Raiders scored to make it a five point game Justin Fields had two third down conversions that were like big time throws high pressure throws obviously it's like he had a hundred

yards pass so I can be like holy shit he's the next Patrick Holmes we're taking baby steps winning on the road two and always a starter in games at Matt Nagy isn't purposely trying to get him murdered so I'm okay with it I'm gonna put you down as a four then no I'm actually gonna go a six here's why this is the best this is the kicker you know how like whenever a Hall of Fame quarterback they'll like you know let's say they're in the year 15 and they're on a Monday night football game and they're like this guy just threw his 300th touchdown pass and can you believe who he threw his first touchdown pass to and it's always the most random name right Justin Fields threw his first touchdown pass in the NFL today he threw it to Jesper Horstett okay that's a good one

Princeton all right that is a first touchdown pass Hall of Fame career guy where Justin Fields will be in the NFL for the next 15 years he's probably going to win multiple Super Bowls and they're gonna be like trivia question who did he throw his first touchdown pass to Jesper Horstett so I like that I like it a little bit better if it's like a veteran at the end of their career that's played on a bunch of games if it was Jerry Rice on the Seahawks yeah that would be a really Horstett yeah Ivy League thing really puts it over the top that's the icing on the cake yes but yeah Justin Fields like it seems to me that they're still running the 80 Dalton offense for Justin Fields well and when he's when he's running it's because he's actually afraid of getting sacked

and not because it's a design run he was he got lit up a few times today I I'm gonna give the the Bears coaching staff some credit which is a crazy thing to say they actually had a great game plan because they knew the Raiders couldn't stop the run so they just ran the ball down their throat now there was times in the game where it felt like the Bears were playing not to lose not playing to win whereas like hey maybe take a couple shots here because we're just running it and then punting and then giving the Raiders more chances but they clearly knew like hey the Raiders can't stop any of the run let's just fucking hammer it and that's what they did so I'm okay with the game plan and I Justin Fields he he wasn't incredible but he did he did make a couple plays

and we have Jesper Horstett because it was crazy as if you look back at Matt Nagy's first games that he had when he had Mitch at his quarterback the ones like right after Mitch got drafted they their offense looked a lot more fun than it looks right now you're scripting out those first 15 plays or whatever for Mitch Trubisky he was doing things like weird motions little dump passes a lot of motion like behind the quarterback and fake handoffs and the wheel wrap behind it he was doing fun stuff it seems like the life has been sucked out of Matt Nagy and you can you can see it happening in the plays that he chooses to call like yes he's just he does he's not creative anymore no he's not creative and again I don't think like anyone gets open it

really does feel like remember how I just described how whenever Aaron Rodgers has like three seconds you know it's going to be a deep bomb to Devonte Adams whenever the Bears throw the ball out of the TV screen so it's not like a screen or a dump down so the TV screen has the TV camera has to move I just know instinctively the guy is completely draped like it just always feels like I don't know what it is but it feels like every guy on our team has no ability to get open the challenge that he had today on the fourth and inches where there was zero percent there's there's negative 50 chance it was going to be overturned and he chooses a challenge that that to me is a fireable offense when everyone literally everyone that's watching the game on TV can tell you that you're

about to lose the challenge don't challenge why are you challenging Matt Negi you idiot why doesn't every coach do they not see what we see was he hoping that maybe if they showed a replay it would be different on on another angle that he hasn't seen yet just because that's what he wanted the result to be or is he is he just an idiot here's here's my thing with that challenge is that people are like well the spot was bad it doesn't matter if the spot is bad there has never been a successful challenge on a fourth and inches quarterback dive like there just isn't because they you can't see anything you just can't like they just the roughs guess they're like all right I think I think the ball got across it looked like his body fell forward a little they never

will overturn that they just won't it like until they put chips in the ball and uh and like a laser line across the field there's just no way to ever prove that it was the dumbest challenge that I've ever seen maybe in the field yes and we said it in the moment so it's not even like uh looking back at it um every coaching staff should just have a guy on staff who is really good at watching football and tv yes yes our eyes have been trained for this we will do it um so John Gruden yeah he had a week quite a week quite a week I'm shocked pit cat I'm shocked I'm shocked John Gruden would use a use a racial epithet in an email to the Washington Redskins yes that's crazy it's disgusting I'm shocked that he actually uses email yeah if we're being honest here that that was probably his easiest way

out would be like dude do I look like I own a computer yeah like did it come from hotmail no that's not me not me but one thing and obviously the phrasing that he used say I think he said DeMora Smith no yeah dumb or dumb or smith has lips like the mission Michelin man uh obviously like a racial connotation thing which he John Gruden will be the first to tell you yeah it's I shouldn't have said that you know yada yada yada he did like some apology where he's like if it came from my email then yeah I guess I take accountability for it um which is like yes it did yeah it did it did but you're like wait are you saying this came from me well I guess if it if you're saying that then I will say sorry but I don't know if that's actually my email he's like I'll allow that

yeah I'll I'll accept the fact that it came from my email address no one's talking about the fact that the Michelin man doesn't have lips yeah that's John Gruden's first offense should have been like have you seen a picture of the Michelin man yeah because he's got a mouth there are no lips on the Michelin man yeah but I think I think John Gruden definitely thought the Michelin man had lips when he sent that email wild wild uh story and then I you know the Raiders like I I don't think this is I don't think John Gruden's gonna get fired for this I think John Gruden's gonna get fired because I don't think the Raiders are gonna be good for like they won the September Super Bowl was he have seven years left on his contract yeah we all talked about it but this is now and I think

we brought this up last year but like John Gruden's head coaching record like after his Super Bowl win which you could make the argument with was with a lot of Tony Dungey's guy his Tony Dungey's team has not been great like he has not been he has not wowed anyone so it's kind of crazy like it kind of shows though you win one Super Bowl you're pretty much set for life yeah also it's it's a big time butterfly effect if Mo Lewis hadn't knocked Drew Bledsoe out yeah do the Raiders win that game in the tuck rule game and then does John Gruden stay as coach of the Raiders do the Raiders maybe even win that Super Bowl yeah here's here's here's his records post Super Bowl seven and nine five and eleven eleven and five so that was a good year four and twelve nine and seven nine and seven

four and twelve seven and nine eight and eight so it's it's as as average as you can get with two really bad seasons and one good season like he's just he's a five hundred coach I don't think that there's I don't think they're gonna fire him for his record I don't I don't think that's gonna because he does have six or seven years left on his contract which by the way shout out to John Gruden's agent good job yeah I don't know who you are who represents him but ten years was it is it ten years a hundred million hundred million dollars grow god damn that's that's amazing that's wizardry the um the Derek Carr actually mentioned after the game that the Bears were calling out some of their plays not a not great no if you're a head coach and hear

that like that well Khalil Mack probably knows yeah I mean it's been a while yeah since he's been on that team this was his first true revenge game though because the other one was in London so he wasn't able to take full advantage and the Bears lost that one so it didn't count um all right so uh let's move on the game of the the Sun the game of the day Brown's Chargers what a fucking game incredible game uh 40 or sorry a thousand yards of offense 89 points there were six touchdowns scored in the fourth quarter including the Chargers carrying the Browns in or sorry the Browns carrying the Chargers into the end zone uh trying to get the ball back also if you're a Browns fan so let's do let's do good news bad news for Browns fans and we'll talk about the Chargers good news is you've

gone toe to toe with the Chiefs and the Chargers like you've you've played very very tough games against both of them also good news your offense looks awesome right you're running game yeah you chunted them to death and Baker had a very good bounce back yeah bad news is it does still feel sometimes like the Browns in the fact that uh teams so this that teams that have scored 40 points with zero turnovers in the history of the NFL up until today were 463 and zero that's very Browns to be the one figuring out a way to lose that one yeah that hurts it does hurt a little bit but like you said the offense was good the running game is something that's probably just going to get stronger as a year goes on as long as you guys stay healthy yep so you've got Jedrick Wills is out

which is a big deal yeah and you're going to get Jarvis Landry back eventually yep who is way better for your passing and then Odell Beckham is and you also got screwed on that fourth and four PI that was egregious it's good to have the refs to blame for this one if you didn't have the refs to blame then you could look back at that stat and be like I holy shit I can't believe that we're the one team that managed to put up all that offense no turnovers and still lose but you got to get out of jail free card which is the refs fucked us yes the rest did fuck you they did that was it was past interference on the offense yes it was anything it was very very bad and it was it was an awful call Chargers got lucky and then I mean the Browns actually pulled a very smart move at the end of the

game which was dragging Austin Neckler into the end zone yes to make him score touchdown Austin Neckler you have to take a knee there yeah you can't like try to go forward that every team should have Trent Richardson should extend his career by being the guy that gets in at the end of the game at the goal line if you don't want to score a touchdown yes get back in the hall of fame discussion Trent but that was it was a dumb play by Echler because he was probably if you're going to score he would have tried to score on the first one where he took a knee at the one no big deal I had the Chargers against the spread I got pissed at that so the Browns actually helped everybody that bet on the Chargers by dragging him into the end zone you gave yourself a chance to win

yeah and it was a bad I mean the ending like they were dumping it down the only thing that would be nervous about with the Browns well I mean the defense got gashed but there was also some weird injuries like guys getting I mean it was one of those games that it was kind of like a big 12 game where not only were points going back and forth not only were yards going back and forth but like every three minutes some guy got hurt and the only thing that would make me nervous is I do think the Browns outside of the PI call which was completely egregious and like if you're a Browns fan you have every right to be upset about that the Browns still should have won this game because they were gashing the Chargers all day and then they get the ball with a one point lead

in three minutes left and they kind of like Stefansky kind of turtle low he went conservative and like didn't like you should have just kept on fucking doing what you're doing running your offense you probably would have had another touchdown I don't know it just felt like that was like I think Stefansky is a really good coach I thought he got conservative in that moment when Staley on the other side like he never takes his foot off the gas it's awesome to watch he knows fourth down doesn't matter like Justin Herbert will pick it up like third and long were whole playbook like every he they just the Chargers are really really good and Justin Herbert is really really good yeah so Brandon Staley is getting a lot of talk because obviously like going

forward in fourth and seven was a ballsy move he doesn't every down it feels like he does it all the time but they're talking about like okay they've got four downs which yet turns out I believe that's 33 percent more plays yeah to get yardage I'm not a math guy but that sounds right to me but it's not just that I remember I was talking to one of Armie's head coach or one of Armie's coaches like a year ago and he was telling me what's out of Armie reports out of West Point reports out of West Point sorry the story out of West Point the story out of West Point is that it's not just like they look at it like they have four downs to get this yardage it impacts our play calling on second down and third down yes so they know okay on third day if it's like third

and eight okay we only need to get three yards and then we're going to go forward again so you can call different plays on third down than you normally would and the defense is prepared to defend on third down like you're trying to get all that yardage anytime like dump downs and and draws and stuff like that where you there's like we have another down so we don't have to pay like next level now the thing I will say about Brandon Staley is he's almost too good at math and it makes me angry because he's so much smarter than I am and when he's talking sometimes it's like you know when he gave that press conference that when he's had like two press conferences in the last few days that have gone mega viral because he's a football guy and he's explaining things really well and he's

very smart and I would be I would love to have him as a head coach for my team he's a great coach he was he was meant to do the when you're watching a football team thing but he was in house hall we didn't let him go yeah well we don't talk about another man's job but Ron Rivera is doing a perfectly fine job saying like you guys watching football team has a laundry list of coaches that were in building and let them go yeah yeah so I feel I'm like damn I wish I had right so Brandon Staley's an awesome coach it feels like when he's doing those press conference you can see internally he's like Mina Kams is going to absolutely love this after he said we like Mina Mina's friend of ours but like he absolutely knows yes that analytics twitter is

just get they're just nutting themselves constantly whenever he speaks but he's right but I also loved his press conference where he kind of it was anti analytics twitter and it was explained so well when he talked about running the football yeah but he was that was great because it's like analytics twitter hates running the football and thinks it's the dumbest thing ever and he's like there's a physical nature of football that if you don't like yes if we are we could be incredible at passing but if you don't run at all you you just can't like win a football game the same way because your offensive line can't block the same way all game your physicality up front like the defense doesn't have to be tested the same way I love that because that's that's like he gets the

whole picture he gets the numbers but he also gets that football is a very fucking physical violent sport and sometimes you got to just like man up on the crazy thing is he's right about everything that he says yes I'm I'm just like kind of blown away by how correct he is every time I love that one though yeah no that was awesome that one was great too I just think like he's he makes me feel dumb by how much more about football he knows than I do yeah and I don't appreciate that but I love that I loved that press conference too because we I think it also we all get affected by the fact that we play video games and all that shit where it's like why don't you just pass all the time passing is sick passing is awesome it's like no I like I remember our friend Sam Schwarzstein

also talking to Kyle Long like if you don't call run plays the offensive line is in trouble because they need to be able to go forward sometimes right like that's football yeah and that and that part like gets lost sometimes on Twitter so brand staley casual competitive he's right now he's my coach of the year if I had a vote he's awesome so the charges are awesome I do think that I as bad as the final score and the yardage looks for both defenses I think you could chalk this up to sometimes games just get out of control sometimes there's a shootout one thing leads to another sorry it's just a rivalry yeah a rivalry but you know what I mean like it just you can't really explain it I don't think that this game is indicative of future games when it comes to like

I think the Browns defense is still very good I think the Chargers defense is still good I don't think that like oh my god like there's a big problem here they just they got into one of those games and it just it went back and forth all it was awesome awesome to watch you know what I love about the Chargers offensive line is Rashawn Slater he did give up a sack to Miles Garrett as we reported early but after he gave up the sack he went up to Austin Eckler he was like hey can you stop chipping my guy because it's easy for me to block him one on one and you go back you watch the replay of the sack Eckler chipped Garrett off the block let him go inside where he got the sack so Rashawn Slater was like just let me try to handle Miles Garrett you actually caused that

and he actually handled him pretty recently yeah which is crazy because Miles Garrett he just teleports through defenders he's a monster um all right uh let's we got two left and then we'll we'll get to the end of the show talk a little more stuff uh here we go uh Giants Cowboys Mike Glennon there was a moment in time on Sunday where we had Mike Glennon and Nathan Peterman taking snaps at the same time it was awesome I remember uh yeah so this game the Cowboys were gonna win this game if Daniel Jones didn't get concussed or like if Daniel Jones played the whole game I think the Cowboys were gonna win this game just because the Cowboys offense I don't know how you stop them they can beat you every single way but it did suck that Daniel Jones got

got knocked out of this game because it felt like he was starting to play good football and it felt like stuff was going his way and it was just it was one of those games that like the Giants the Giants they lose Saquon Barkley Daniel Jones their their first round pick had a breakout star studded performance Kaderius Tony who's electric 189 yards oh and then he got ejected because he punched a player yeah so it was like everything that could have happened everything that was going well for the Giants got pulled out from under them and it was just like forget that game bury the football the Giants were also hiding Kaderius Tony from us yeah all season long it took their top three wide receivers being out for Tony to be a big part of the game he was good last week he was

good but it took them having all those injuries to even try to use them uh in the passing game and he went out there and lit it up today but Joe Judge is going to have him run laps till he dies yeah because he tried to punch a guy in the face um I I looked some information about Kaderius Tony you know he's a rapper he goes by the name Young Joker who Kaderius Tony Young Joker I just remember him at Florida being like the when they say SEC speed that's the guy you're talking about where it's like oh yeah just give him a screen and then he'll just run past everyone else and it's crazy I I'd like to renew my call for Trayvon Diggs to get the MVP six six intercepts he should be he should be the MVP right now and he actually should have had more like he actually had two like two that I saw

he caught the hard one yeah he had two that I saw that could have easily been an interception on pace for 24 interceptions insane insane and I really do think the Cowboys are very very good I don't I do not know how you stop their offense because they really it feels like they can do even even running the football they do it two different ways with Tony Pollard and Ezekiel like they have you can't you can't defend them because if you if you stack the box Dak will just tear you up and if you if you try to defend CD Lam and Amari Cooper and their tight ends fucking good they're just gonna and I think Michael Gallops hurt right now so when he comes back Dak will just you know they'll run the ball and then Dak can also make plays with his feet so I

don't know how you stop there and then Kelly Moore's awesome at play then Jerry Jones will open up the window shine the sun directly into your eyes and blind you in that stadium he's got he has he has a door that he can press that opens opens up the window and he can go right into the offense it's illegal it's it's the sun is illegal it's like he's trying to fry ants with a magnifying glass except it's the New York Giants they showed Mike Glennon poor Mike Glennon trying to drive the Giants down and they showed him taking the snap and the sun was like literally in his eyeballs and it's illegal it should be illegal they shouldn't be able to use the sun that way I agree we should do our BCS rankings because the Cowboys Friday we do those on Friday Friday we just did it on

Friday so let's not let's wait the Cowboys they shot up my pull yeah so it's my internal pull they were my number two team but let's do a Friday reports out of my apartment indicate the Cowboys are very highly thought of yes um the uh oh I had one other thing fuck what was it what was it oh I think the Cowboys are set up now with so many offensive weapons and their defense is playing really well with Dan Quinn that not even Mike McCarthy can fuck this up so that's the one when you say like I don't know how the offense like slows down it's Mike McCarthy yeah but I think they're actually I think there's enough around Mike McCarthy at this point that he he will try he will try to fuck this up well I don't think he can are we not giving enough credit to offensive

consultant Ben Macadoo yes because oh there's a double revenge game today Ben Macadoo and Jason Garrett yep going at each other yes right offence of young minds yes I'm sure Jerry Jones like actually looked at Jason Garrett was like I kind of want you back yeah you still still got that clap huh uh Seyquan got Zaza up a cheap shotted by his own teammate yeah rolled his ankle that's I mean Seyquan's just he is he's just injury like the luck that was a basketball injury that was a rebound basketball injury in a football game his ankle looked like a snake swallowing a softball it looked like Mike Posner trying to walk across the country yeah like he actually did get bit by he is snake bit yes it was bad anytime you have to cart somebody off the field for an ankle sprain

it's tough which is worse than a break it is actually worse than a break all right last game Cardinals Niners um we can do this one quick it was kind of a boring game Niners defense played well Kyler I think might be banged up which is like that's basically what did him in last year he was holding his shoulder he's getting his bicep massage for him yeah I also um trailance up and down like it was clear that they had a good game plan for them they didn't have kiddle like the Niners played the Niners played as well as they could have given the circumstances I the Cardinals make no sense to me at this point because when you actually break it down they have struggled with the Jags and the Vikings and kind of struggled a little bit today because

it was a 10-7 game a beat-up Niners team and they absolutely house the Titans and absolutely house the Rams a very weird 5-0 really strange 5-0 they're not the if I was uh Mercury Morse I would be pre-popping the champagne yeah it's popped it's popped it's it's it's drank mercury Morse is currently drunk off Andre yes but yeah Kyler I love it when he throws to Kyler too Rondale Moore yep because it looks like the same person who throws the pass and catches the pass uh the shortest combination I believe we'll have to do some digging on this deep stats shortest combination of any quarterback and wide receiver to connect on a touchdown pass Russell Wilson and Tyler Lockett is probably second maybe did Trenton holiday ever get now because he had the bracket

ship right yeah that throws the stats off Trenton holiday and yeah it's gotta be the shortest yeah but yeah Rondale Moore is a short king trailance I think has the least fuckable spiral in the NFL yes when he's throwing those like 15-yard passes I don't think he even tries to throw a spiral on it he just like grabs it and throws it like a baseball I the spirals got the spirals a really great friend I think of it like a sister yes his arm is too strong for the football yeah it's probably it that's like he throws through the spiral yeah he grabs it I think he actually puts one finger on the opposite side of the ball and then throws it like a fork ball yes um all right should we get to the rest of the show I don't like Kyler's visor either I still don't like it still don't like it

also the the Cardinals defense is good and and the Niners defense did a really good job with Kyler today like Kyler has been lighting it up and they they held their own um all right should we do uh football guy and then we'll do who's back of the week so pft football guy the week is brought to you brought to you by the most football truck in the world the Chevy Silverado it's the most advanced Silverado ever go check it out right now if you haven't seen it it's the best truck for tailgating it's the best truck for football guys if you're an AW you know that the Chevy Silverado is the strongest most advanced Silverado ever this truck guys we know this is 100 true football seasons here so it's your time to step up your tailgating game and when I say that it is the best tailgating

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square this no I don't think that was rat because it was right those guys quit on that was my mortal lock I was not a rat yeah no that line made sense free money yeah yeah yeah but I mean there was a but I mean there's yeah I mean there's a bunch of free like the Vikings was free money and it wasn't um also the bills are fucking wagging so they finished off our projections turned out to be correct the bills won 38 to 20 we're basically Nate Silver yep Josh Allen was awesome I think the chiefs have real problems I think that they don't they do and they don't actually I should take that because they have Patrick Mahomes so he will make like this is what the very special quarterbacks do in the NFL they can cover up for a lot of your problems he's like good sauce on a meal

he's like ketchup Patrick Mahomes ketchup he's but like Aaron Rodgers is similar where it's like hey the if you take that guy off that team that team is probably a really bad team the chiefs defense is very very bad I know they will get Frank Clark back but Patrick was Frank Clark not playing tonight I don't think so maybe he was uh I think that's even worse if he was he was playing that's even worse I think their problems go deeper than just yes no I'm just saying the pass rush like the the one thing that the chiefs have been able to do is like our defense sucks but we have a couple guys up front that can do it one thing I noticed during the game tonight like right in the first quarter the first time Travis Kelce caught a ball he's looking to do

the downfield laterals every time he catches a ball he's going to be doing it sometime in the next couple weeks trust me he's like actively looking for I don't know if it's part of the playbook or they're just like let Kelce be Kelce out there but they're implementing my rugby offense and when they do they will be the richer for it I'm gonna look I'm gonna open up my tweets right now because Jake Jake has been firing off basic tweets so I want to see what you've what you've done for my account oh you got some followers for me Jake thank you uh the last place Kansas City Chiefs just as we all expected oh that's a great one that's a great one I will not believe a game with Patrick Mahomes is over until there are zero seconds left that's a great that's another good

one too something tells me that we'll be seeing these two teams again in January man that's okay here's I don't think we will here's a really good maybe here's a great one nobody NFL officials roughing the pastor love it love it perfect basic thank you yeah the um the bills are are I mean I know it's early and it's only five games in but the bills are very very good and they are in now the driver's seat because they beat I mean you'd think that the Chiefs would be their main competition obviously the Chargers are are right there now too but that's who else am I missing I mean the Ravens they and the Browns but the bills the bills have to be the favorite to win the AFC although the Bengals could tie anybody the Bengals could tie anyone

Billy football guy of the week congratulations to last week's winner Sawyer Bitner the court back for the University of Virginia uh the Moose John native he some say he's still bleeding out of his face this day yeah I like when you when the words blend together in University of Virginia yeah all of our nominees this week are all us american our first one is thank you as opposed to not america the last one is canadian american yeah so uh first guy is an unknown coach on coastal carolina who um I think it's their strength and conditioning coach yeah he's unknown it is unknown but that's he just didn't look it up no I was I literally texted a guy on the team he was like I don't really want to tell you who it was I was like okay

anyway so you chain he but he might I don't think it's the guy in the video anyway he chainsawed a stuffed wolf a stuffed animal wolf he chainsawed its head off after they beat arkansas state and it was a huge win for the coastal carolina chancellors okay I didn't have I didn't have a problem with cutting the head off a simulated dog but I did have a problem with how cute the stuffed animal was and it was like somewhat realistic yeah and for a split second I thought they were actually killing a dog in the locker room it's pretty hyped but pretty lit anyways second up is uh name hind's punt returner for the colts yeah uh he was quoted on saying uh before going back there to get a punt I don't care about my life every time it takes a special type of person

to look up in the air while all the other people are looking to rip your head off yeah so if you're not prepared to die you're not prepared to live love it uh our number our third nominee is bruce pearl the head coach of auburn basketball who before the auburn football game uh was going nuts in the stands tarps off with the boys he loves taking a shirt he does he's done that he did that going back to Tennessee yeah you know what it is I I haven't done I haven't done this because I don't want to uh betray like my community but it is definitely a guy who is heavier who loses weight and everyone knows the guy who gets on a diet loses 20 pounds and then just can't stop taking a shirt off I would never do that because I always gain the weight back so I don't want to

ever be like really let people know anytime I get even like remotely in better shape if I took off my shirt and people would be like well I'll just wait like two weeks and you'll put it all back on fat so so I don't do that but that is a that is a move that everyone knows they're one friend who got really into shape and now just rips his shirt off any chance he gets and it's very annoying so is bruce pearl really in shape now no but he's better this goes back he's pretty cut yeah he's better yeah he's a lot better so it's just it's a cheat code for guys like who might be a little bit on the thicker side yeah if you want to make the crowd that you're in 20 more hype yes just rip the shirt off and then everybody the crowd gets going yeah I don't know what that what it is

about dudes that we just get more like we get more aggressive when another guy takes a shirt off yeah there might be a fight it might fuck I don't know it's like a dog barking I'm in for a treat yes and our fourth nominee is dan Campbell for crying after losing the game today so okay that was self-explanatory um so okay good job Billy do you have the you have the blog ready to go it's in the chamber it's in the chamber ready to roll um did you want to do your firefest real quick my firefest yeah from friday oh that video is not coming out yet yeah okay no I got I got shit pumped no no don't tell everyone but so Billy there will be a video of Billy and uh jake going to davin buster's and competing in 11 competitions uh get excited for that video I won

the one that is fire fun plus one yes I that's gonna be fun to watch Billy these are all just probably like video games like handheld games there's no way you lost there wasn't like any athletic and if you lost there's no way you lost like nine of them definitely not if there was like a cool weapon game that you guys played against each other yeah right like hunting I won the I won the ones that count like using a tool for survival jake's better jake wouldn't be better at that than ones what you said ones as in it was plural yeah jake is the best in the office though there's no shame in losing to him there was there was a you know fine motor skills or uh the story out of billy's camp was uh that he hopped out of the uber a block away from the office because

he didn't want to face the music uh on friday afternoon what that's the story out of billy's camp you should just go on your train station yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah just yeah just go if you had one would you have gone straight to the strangers here would you maybe theoretically dude it's friday if you theoretically one would you have maybe come back to the office you know office yeah i was at the office yeah we're there we're working on friday what do you yes logged on friday yeah i work from home just that that was the story out of billy's camp billy didn't want to come into the office and have us be all uh oh we were oh i'm good when that's not true i don't want the directors cut to that video oh actually we should do a director's

cut and just move right every time you lose this so in this scene billy oh oh light just is that what was going on you guys thought i didn't come back to the office because i like no that's what happened no okay i'm so excited for this video look the mountain the mountains were blue and you only one oh wow so you got drunk on the job wow one beer yeah bubble was there one beer no got it i'm so excited for this video it's hard to throw axes oh my god jake just asked you wait to see what happened with the axe throwing the animal hunting oh no you right up billy's alley i honestly it was fun i had a good time it's such a good time you got it you hopped out of the uber that is not it was a moving car and you dropped and rolled out i just

wanted to the uber was going right by the the train station and we were in traffic so of course we got early bear grills would be ashamed of you i had places to go yeah yeah to your bathroom and cry yes okay uh let's finish up the show we got who's back of the week it's brought to you by our friends at cash app uh go download the cash app right now enter their fur coat bar still you get ten dollars the uh stock market's back investing through cash app is back buying and sell bitcoin is back you can do it all easily with a touch of a button with the cash app it links directly to your bank account you can buy bitcoin you can sell bitcoin you can play the stock market all of it when you download the cash app enter that referral code bar store you get ten dollars for free ten

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technical ground rule double yes even though it wasn't and because it was unintentionally he didn't mean to he didn't tend for the ball to go back up the fence but it did if he if it didn't go over the fence they would have scored would have had a guy on third instead of second and third the red socks got out of the inning and then walked it off next inning and people are mad saying trying to pretend like now they're like well now that this has precedent has been set outfielders can just throw the ball over the fence well the problem is there's only one outfield in major league baseball where the wall is the height of your dick microwave right like it's it makes no sense this is another quirk of fenway i i also do the only thing that i hate when happens when this because i mean the

red socks i think they're gonna win the world series at this point i think they've everything that happens the game two when they came back on the raise and then tonight like doesn't it feel like they have those weird vibes going now yeah i just don't i don't know if they have the pitching but they do have the vibes the vibes are there yeah right you need pitching when you have vibes when you have vibes in baseball no it's baseball's a vibe sport it's team of destiny vibes yes you're lying to yourself if you don't think that they're a team of destiny right now right and then wait are they playing on marathon monday playing on marathon when the elimination game yellow jerseys yeah right so they do have team destiny vibes and kyle schwarber i just wanted

you know thank you big cat i i knew all about him from the cubs day but he had an error where he like just was underhand tossing the ball and threw it over the guy's head the next the next inning he did it again except he made the play successfully they got the out and then he celebrated like they won the world series and like tipped his cap to the crowd is it was i love kyle schwarber absolutely hilarious he's the he's my favorite ever like he's the best i just fucking love that guy he's got the clutch gene he's he's got the like he doesn't think yes he's a he's a softball player like he's he's just sea ball hit ball guy you remember that story that he told us about when he was coming back from his acl yeah he just he stood in the batter's box because he wasn't able

to to swing at pitches he stood in the batter's box for hours just tracking pitches 100 mile an hour pitches coming out of machine with his eyes yeah you're a complete psycho to be able to do that but that's what makes him awesome in his every time he gets knocked in so awesome um the only thing i would say is that uh i i didn't see it on twitter but i would assume redsox fans are now saying well he hit a two-run homer so we would have won anyway that never that's always the dumbest argument i said that because it's like nothing and it's dumb it's very yeah because nothing like the momentum yeah right everything like it's a butterfly effect sports or butterfly effects like if the rays score one run there it's different in the in the bottom of whatever the 14th and they

would have definitely scored one but they also would have had a guy on third right you have no idea so none of those yeah yeah when we after the fact were like well it didn't even matter it definitely mattered but they by the letter of the law that was the correct call if you want to talk about vibe you can't like complain about that i also feel like the devil rays vibes got thrown off last year when when they were in the playoffs they've got the best pitcher in baseball and they pull them out the Dodgers end up winning the world that felt like window closing oh how about this for vibes for the rays devil uh they do they have the best record in the a l i think so yes they must uh best record in the a l awesome team great season their owner was like yeah it's

not sustainable to have a franchise that plays all their games in Tampa so we're gonna going forward we're gonna split cities that's bad vibes there yeah when you have the best team in the a l and you're like yeah uh our fans suck so bad and we don't have a good stadium we have the weirdest rinky dink stadium ever that we're gonna have to play half our games in in fucking Montreal yeah no and when you especially bring back like you know where i think baseball could really take off right now is in Montreal canada that'll be fun to try to get free agents when you're like hey you have to live in two cities that's fun but they should play in Montreal in the summertime and then once it gets a little bit chillier move down to Tampa that'd be fun dicky v with a

fucking beret on amazing would be incredible they should go by the experts in the first pitch he did for game one for game one um did he nail it in there i'm not sure other baseball 90 miles down to black white socks came back that was actually electric the white socks like they were down and out i think it was like five one six one and they just started hitting fucking bombs on the astros we could say there's that warlock dude with the stick pointing at the home plate oh yeah he put the whammy on him yeah so i think the white socks like tomorrow's a very big very big day if that if that game goes catcher up halfway oh no if that game goes five it might be a white socks red socks team of destinies um i don't even know when football when it's a football weekend

i can't keep track of the baseball players for my teams on it like i don't who who won the Dodgers urban who won the the the burrs braves game one one there we go that's it's also a real mind-breaking news one to one you shouldn't be allowed to have four games one day four games monday that's great one three thirty seven oh you're doing this okay nice i like that can we get what where's joe what joe is joe buck going to be doing like laps around town i don't know if he's in the rotation he's gonna be running the marathon jake is so detail oriented on thursday night when we had like college football and nfl and baseball to watch he texted us the tv setup because we have six tv's in the office he texted us what was on each tv and what station it was on

just like get mentally prepared what kind of scorebugs are going to be right right got it got it i love you could be listening to i'm not saying it's bad thing yeah it was psycho but i loved yeah scorebugs are all fucked up now for me because the early game the london game because it was new york rules was on nbc yeah even though it's nfl network and then the saints and the football team were playing on cbs and then you've got a fc teams playing on fox all day long makes so figured out i don't get it i i i i think it's tbs but whichever baseball uh the one that doesn't have the strike zone or how fast the pictures goes drives me insane drives me drives me insane can you give us a quick rundown do you have it networks 107 p.m. milwaukee atlanta tbs 337 p.m.

houston chicago fs1 707 tampa boston fs1 937 san francisco dodgers tbs what a day what a day thank you jake should be don or so my my guess oh oh oh we're going deep this is gasses don or silo game one adam amin game two joe davis game three ryan anderson game parley i'm parley in those bags i'm gonna parley that yes fuck yes uh pft here who's back yep my who's back of the week is i'll keep mine really quick uh u.s soccer sucking ass because we lost tonight i didn't know we played is a friendly it was qualifier it was the octagonal we we lost to panama i think in panama we didn't have our a team though we didn't have peppy well pulis itch was also hanging out fucking watching jets was watching real football yes peppy was probably still in dallas yeah who knows

where he was but yeah we we wrote this one off as a loss on the road but yeah we suck ass now but then we have a game i think tuesday i think we're playing tuesday here that's i can't honestly yeah that's not a lot of games i'm so far down on the list a lot of games i care about right now don't schedule this during a sunday i didn't know until after we lost that we lost i knew because i have a couple friends that are very obsessed with the team but i also like it was one of the you know when you read a text message and you don't even you're like i'm not even gonna not gonna bother during that i'm not gonna answer this information in my brain we lost in panama give us the canal back bitch yeah um all right my firefest or sorry my uh that's billy's firefest

sorry i wrote that down my uh who's back is heavyweight boxing that was an awesome awesome awesome fight tyson fury vs diante wilder saturday night if you didn't watch it you should go back and watch it because it's rare to have five knock downs in one fight and every time a guy got knocked down it really did feel like the fight was over and they just fucking got back up and just hammered on each other and it was it was awesome it was the best the cool thing about these two heavyweights fighting is literally every punch that they throw if it hit one of us would kill us yeah no and they and they were eating they were chewing some of them diante wilder got hit harder and more frequently than like any fighter i've ever seen and he was passing out in the middle of rounds but still

throwing a right hand that could murder people and tyson fury was out like he was out he actually got semi saved by the bell like he got knocked down with 20 seconds left in that round it was so fucking great there's nothing nothing like a heavyweight boxing fight when both guys are just throwing and it's like this you just it's maybe maybe like the top top level ufc like when it's like the two top guys and it's like a big build up but even that like i just don't think anything can touch heavyweight boxing at its peak and that was at its peak that was fight of the year like unbelievable what was weird about it is even though wilder lost i feel like there was a lot of legacy talk about wilder yeah and the way that he lost actually if you look 10 20 years down the line

we're going to remember what he did yeah in this loss that's really maybe more than if he had won like when you think of the word gaudy fights yeah sometimes you remember like the losers of those fights yes that just kept battling jose wilder was almost killed in the ring a couple times and he kept going at him yes and almost won the fight it was great they not just kept saying every round like well this fight's probably gonna be over the next minute or so yeah like they were saying there's no chance it goes well it ends up going to like the eighth ninth round both guys are out on their feet still thrown haymakers i i didn't want it to end but on the other hand i was like i hope it please please end it fast so yeah these guys will be healthy afterwards but damn it was

an awesome fight it was it was so so much fun to watch i screwed illegally i got away with it that's not cool got away with it that's not cool that's a crime and we also we don't want people to do that we don't want to encourage people to do that for the fact that we have a pay review business i will never do it again yes it was one time thing but i thought i'm a bad boy yeah uh it was it was an awesome awesome fight also i think that dianje wilder uh came out late because he was watching albama lose which is a double loser because he's from tuscalosa which we will talk about on wednesday with booger because he does college football as well but what a fucking saturday the fact that we had like texas ou was that came to uh the game started with a first play touchdown like four plays later

block punt touchdown and then a fox ran on the field and then there was still like five hours left of the game and then to tap like top the whole crazy day off alabama loss first time that sabin has ever lost to one of his assistants crazy crazy day so we will talk about it if i made him i definitely put up that win on the side of my stadium where you put all your fake national championships that should go up there above like the 1920 world championship or whatever you claimed there's something about to like jimbo fisher and also just college coaches in general just being able to sense when the seats starting to get a little hot and winning that big game like jimbo was starting to get talked about like what is this guy doing like that we were

supposed to be really good this year we suck beats alabama that beating alabama if you're in the sec if you beat alabama that's almost as good as winning a national title in terms of like you like well we beat alabama a couple years ago yeah they've only lost four times in the decade jimbo hasn't gotten a contractor extension in like 16 months yes now's the time to strike he probably has the same agent that john gruden does yeah jimbo is he is that man is paid um also coach i was probably gonna get fired sucks i don't want to think about it but we'll talk we'll talk to booger about it on on wednesday we'll actually give us some insight there was also a lot of debate on whether or not like when it's appropriate to storm the field i say if you're drunk enough and no one's

going to get you arrested then just do it i there was a moment in time probably like five or six years ago where i was like yeah if you're a favorite like if you're not fuck that don't people who gate keep storming the field is so stupid at like college kids want to have fun you know what i remember i remember when i stormed the field when wisconsin beat ohio state ohio state was not one i think there were three it was awesome mm everyone should get to experience that at a big college i don't care how the win happens i don't care like you know your favorite it's all it's three verse four storm the field have fun losers online if they're tweeting about it they're they're just basically saying i'm jealous that i'm not they're not the game yeah they're not they're not in front

of them they would storm the field too oh look you can't storm your your favorites it's a it's a natural selection thing where if it's an instance where you probably shouldn't storm the field then you're going to be one of like five people on the field you're going to feel like an idiot but if enough people do it yeah you mess you mess on the field that was hilarious you got to holy shit that was funny after the commas bowl yes that was awesome there that should be a rivalry that should be the new civil conflict yeah the civil conflict yeah yeah it's a huge huge deal all right billy uh my who's back the week is peanut butter and jelly okay and full circle nice nice nice little ending note to the show and what any reason well they were complaining about

it i have to at the vandal a are you guys are you guys diagonal guys no like what's your what's your percentage of peanut butter and jelly it was reported was 70 to 30 at halftime it was too much peanut butter for the players i'm like a 60 535 probably 75 25 or 70 30 obviously more peanut butter than jelly i'm a big peanut butter guy i like to go peanut butter on both sides of the bread put the jelly in the middle so then the jelly doesn't soak into the bread i'm also more of a peanut butter banana guy oh what about peanut peanut butter honey is pretty good too yeah peanut butter and also shout out peanut butter fluff i can i can deal with any of it as long as it covers up the edges don't give me a dry crust yeah if it's dry no thank you all right billy good job we

need to get like we need to get people to call billy right before we record just to like tell him something so that he can what what's the latest you can give billy something in his we talk about everything i think during the show text well okay who's back week mysterious explosions southern new hampshire there was mysterious explosions no one can explain it somebody plugged in my mixtape no one knows what it is hey did you just bonk me yeah for what uh you're like if it's dry i want nothing to do with it oh yeah if you don't make that sound i don't want it dammit dude jesus 36 all right jake oh no go ahead what no i didn't know no what it's for later okay for after the show yeah like to yeah we're okay got it for the recap my who's back of the week is john clayton

big cat brought this to our attention of course a long time espn reporter he basically threatened direct tv with his followers so uh he tweeted direct tv said to get a tech to the house would cost us money even though i pay for free home service they won't offer discount they basically said too bad too sad may file with fcc and better business bureau need high level atc exact to help i do have lots of followers lots all ooh so one of the all-time uh sports center commercials with the fake uh ripoff yeah dude did shawlsbury jump in his mentions and help him out or call him a nerd i have a billion i right yeah that's our you guys yeah very rarely although clayton never went nine and two at davin buster that's true that's true he definitely would not have

against shawlsbury you gotta share the love sometimes oh really so now it's you sharing love got it and we didn't that number doesn't include dance dance revolution or trivia how oh wow how uh shout out twitter by the way for protecting us because on that tweet if you looked i don't know if you have to be updated on twitter but it said underneath heads up conversations like this can be intense yeah i so i hate that warning and here's why because i feel like i'm gonna think i'm a big time cock if anything that i tweet out doesn't have that label right i'm gonna be chasing that label right i don't want to eat something out yeah i don't want to eat something out and have twitter be like this is pretty chill yes yeah everyone will be happy with this no i want that

fucking more it's like putting out a rap album yeah it doesn't have the explicit content yes you're absolutely right you need that um all right billy you want to recap real quick sadden and pluto just went out of retrograde recently so that's why the kickers that's what if you're wondering about the kickers that's exactly right also a wilder was kind of a baby back bitch after the fight if you guys didn't see that part fury went over to say like hey congrats like you know great fight congrats on me beating you yeah i mean he was very concussed well he was he told him to fuck off basically oh yeah it's kind of like i don't respect you at all fuck off that's why he said the fury i'm okay with that right after a fight yeah yeah they'll say their piece later

anyway also did you see the best was uh when the fight started fury like right as they went to touch gloves he's just like you're a bitch like very audibly it was it was great what we got billy on your plate anything else for some reason it just says tippers or chillers tippers or chillers i remember what that refers to tippers or chillers tippers oh him hang oh tippers yeah tippers or chillers hang tipping his chair over tipping your chair it was chill as fuck anyway yeah sweet all right this was a lot of fun numbers and i'm not even being facetious this was a good time very great show 18 i like the i like the realness of 98 97 to these count uh i think they should all right any asterisk yeah all right jake did you get a score coming today or no oh my god oh i got started

the lunder screw us we had two score golly opportunities twice because you came up with that name and then yeah that's true um and it's actually it helped you over this entire time my creation made you money yes yes fact fact thank you jake um 22 22 if we got a tie it would have been a score gami and the browns chargers they overturn ecklers two point conversion yes 49 42 i don't know how it wasn't how is 49 42 i guess it's just too high scoring but those are football numbers it makes sense sevens they're both divisible by sevens no i'm saying how's that's right a score gone oh it is yeah yeah what if they overturned it it was 47 42 right which was a score got me last year with the lamar lamar jackson pooping himself game ah the browns almost

were part of two score gummies yeah and backed back at the browns scored uh 48 47 and 50 47 yeah it was very funny when the when the chargers uh two point conversion got overturned jake was like audibly distressed and it was like nothing to do with gambling it was just score got me yeah he was very very mad even when the eckler like took a knee at the one jake was like no score yeah yeah so lunder and two score got me heartbreak brutal but you did beat billy in every competition not every busters yeah oh that's right here wait what was the score that one nine two that's a score got me score no one's ever done that in the dave cathillon yes actually someone's probably done that to billy not nine to two yeah that's a little it loses all the time

did you get hurt jumping out of the uber i didn't i don't even know where i heard it was going at least 15 miles an hour i literally i literally i feel like this is like because jake went home right after david buster so why is me leaving like because you were on your way back to the office right you just jumped out you just went to the office take my home to bathe in a bathtub of women and cocaine to celebrate his victories yeah i didn't know this was like a thing i didn't leave anywhere like i gotta go i gotta go i gotta go all right uh numbers yeah uh this is my stop right here uh billy we're it's right next to the river and no no this is my stop arctic means bears Antarctic means no bears oh okay it's from the greek 94 it's actually pretty cool

he just named the place bears and no bears arctic is back 94 score got me not a score love you guys me needless to say i'm hot senate but i'll be so a little way slowly learn if life is okay say up to me oh it's no better to be safe than sorry say up to me oh it's no better to be safe than sorry take on me

take me oh all the things that you say is delightful just to play my worries away you're all the things i've got to remember you're shying away well i'll be coming for you anyway are you shying away well i'll be coming for you anyway take on me take me i'll be gone

me i'll be in a one