Pardon My Take - NFL Week 6, Eagles/Niners Go Down, Are The Jets Good? Who's Back And More

Episode Date: October 16, 2023

NFL Week 6 we start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:10:21) Ravens 24, Titans 16 (00:10:21-00:21:16) Bengals 17, Seahawks 13 (00:21:16-00:27:47) Browns 19, 49ers 17 (00:27:47-00:41:33) Commanders 24, Falcons 16 (00:41:33-00:49:55) Vikings 19, Bears 13 (00:49:55- 01:01:32) Dolphins 42, Panthers 21 (01:01:32-01:16:58) Jags 37, Colts 20 (01:16:58-01:25:38) Texans 20, Saints 13 (01:25:38-01:30:21) Jets 20, Eagles 14 (01:30:21-01:49:19) Raiders 21, Patriots 17 (01:49:19-01:59:48) Rams 26, Cardinals 9 (01:59:48-02:03:03) Lions 20, Bucs 6 (02:03:03-02:10:22) Who's back of the week and more. (02:10:22-02:29:17)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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There's an about our sports. Welcome to part of my take today is Monday October 16th week six That one felt good We started in London where the Ravens made the reverse pilgrimage over to England on the Zae flower as he scored a touchdown in the first half. The lads were playing some real Hogo Bonito. Is that how you say it to each? The beautiful game. The beautiful game as Justin tucking Ham Palace wiped the smile Ryan Notting Hill's face on the way to six field goals. Patrick Queen Elizabeth wasn't dead. After all, as he had nine tackles and a sack. Current Tottenham star Harry Kane was confused with the cheers as nine kicks went over the cross bar on purpose. The Ravens, 24, the Titans, 16.

What? Harry came my favorite spur. Packed stateside where, ridder me this, ridder me that, when you throw three interceptions, your coaches chins look fat. Sam Halliband made his triumphant return to Atlanta stand as Brian David Robinson performed Admiral Albee in the backfield all Sunday. Kendall Roy Fuller looked like the eldest boy with his interception and Logan Roy Thomas told Falcons fans, FUK OFF! FUK OFF! You're not a serious quarterback!

C'mon, Tasman! FUK OFF! Commandors! 24! Falcons! 16! Falkers, 6th Stain, to the windy city where Tyson, oh, oh, it's Badgin', you know, came in relief of Justin Field, hey teach, Tyson Badgin', from, from, from, German Shepherd University because he's got that dog in him boom, the Bears driving late to try and win met Byron Murphy's Law as everything can go wrong, will go wrong for these Chicago Bears. Hope you enjoyed last week's win, Matt. Dweeper Fluce. Back to the locker for you. Vikings 19, Bears 13.

You see, his name is Hebrew Fluce and we call them Dweeper Fluce. He's a Dweep. And Sonny Sonny Florida where Andrew Price Clay was little boy blue. He needed the money. Oh Rahim Toaster was making a lot of bread cooking for the Panthers defense on the way to a couple of touchdowns After a slow start to a fast to a furious got to Dolphin's office rolling and then a touching tribute to my good friend Paul Walker Tyree Kill went so fast he heard himself too soon. Chubaka Hubbard summed up all Pantor's fans' feelings this season when he said Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa It dolphins 42, Pakistan 21. Just in Sanati where Joe Burrow started out

Ben Savage mode on the Seahawks defense, hitting Tyler Boyd meets World for an early touchdown. The second half was all defense, as Mike, one night in Paris Hilton used his night vision to pick off Geno Smith and Trey, what can Brown do for you? Return the favor with Burrow. As time tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, down, Gino Smith and Wesson wasn't able to pull the trigger on the comeback. And the Bengals take down the Seahawks, 17, 13. Over to Believeland, where Brock Turdy,

played a massive, massive sticker as the Browns did their best Taylor Swift impression and hopped in their PJ. Walker, that is, Christian theology McCaffrey left, miraculously returned, and then left again after moving the rock just a little bit, leaving everyone to argue pointlessly for years to come about what he would have done if he were still around. Campari Cooper had summer his best receptions, leaving the 40 winers with a bitter taste in their mouths. Jake Moody Blues had a wreck of the Edmund Miss Gerald, and that beautiful popping sound you hear is a 1972 dolphins opening their champagne bottles.

Or it could be the Sean Watson's penis enjoying another week off playing football on Sundays. The Niners Lose! The Niners lows, the Niners lows. In the metal ends where if I had a million solos I'd buy a real grass field as a turf monster captured a few more players today. The Jets are Zach in the saddle again as the young quarterback grows in confidence. Ray J Brown was going deep but Jalen Flurts was being too friendly with the Jets secondary, giving them the ball three times. The last time being the game Changer as Breeze Lightning, Go Breeze Lightning, ran in untouched for the winning score. The Jets

win is a shot in the arm for their season, as injured quarterback Aaron Rogers was in attendance, making his millions of dollars a year to appear on podcasts and nothing else. Jets 20, Eagles 14, huh? Huh? Jets? Eagles? We had doubt the Tampa Bay where Amman Bross St. Brown contained a big TD.

As the Lions often said, take it off, take it all off. Tampa should put the creamsicles back in freezer because they're melting down once again. The Lions sealed the win when they took a very whiskey-shot down field of Jameson and Baker may field of dreams had a very costner interception. Don't look now, but the Detroit Lions are five and one. Oh, the Lions are five and one. The Lions won. Five games the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won the Lions won city where it was master versus apprentice as build that bell a check them faced off against posh McDaniels in the house that Mark Davis built Jimmy guac polo was ballin like it was his first day out the feds as he iced out Jacoby

Myers for a first quarter score before getting hurt Brian Sawyer anchored the Raiders office for the rest of the 60 minutes office for the rest of the 60 minutes and outlasted Max Spike Jones who played like a real jackass all game including a fourth quarter safety that caused the Patriots the game and the cover. 21 Patriots 17. That's safety Hurtcha huh? Real bad, real bad real bad Standing on a corner James Winston down a no-look such a fine side to see

It's a do see Jay throwing balls away. It's his first career. I empty come on Blake Your kicks are loopy. And the Saints got sent home, sorry, just like Blue P. That fat fuck Texans 20 Saints 13. And that is week 6 brought to you by our friends at Chevy. There's a new family with unstoppable grit. And they're the official partners of the part of my take family. And that is the Chevy Silverado ZR2 family. The first ever Silverado heavy duty ZR2 joins the franchise to make Chevy ZR2 the

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giants, the bills struggle, mightily with the giants. We will talk about this game after it concludes, but they have the Giants are playing like literally Justin Pugh off his couch. He said that as he started recurring guest Justin Pugh, good friend Justin Pugh. I would be so upset if I was a Giants fan and you know that your offensive line stakes going in this game and then they do the starting lineups and one guy's like, yeah, I literally wasn't playing football. But he was, I mean, I've followed him. He for a long time, AWLs, I remember we did an exited interview with him as well.

We gave him a first guest in New York. Yeah, we gave him an ant trap, a live ant trap, great dude. And he was, I think he was working in real estate in Arizona. He was tweeting about it. I think he had a podcast and they called him up and he is on the Giants. Yeah, and they're going to okay, and they're playing well tonight. The Giants are giving the bills, they're winning right now.

They're up nine to seven. The bill is out of the ball going in, but the Giants, they're gonna be, I think they're gonna be kicking themselves over the end of the half, how that first half ended. Brian Dable forgot how time works. Yeah, and Tyrod I think also was part of the blame. Yeah, so Tyrod, so Brian Dable made it very clear to the cameras that it was not his fault.

Yeah, that Tyrod ran the ball. I think he checked to a run. So he checked into a run and unfortunately the clock keeps running if you don't get in the end zone. But if you have a beast of an offensive line like the Giants, you have to try to run the ball right there. Yes, very clear. Yes, yeah, you're basically, you got to play to your strengths.

You shove a down their throat. Okay, so we will recap once this game does go final. Let's talk some football boys. It was a wild week in the NFL. We had our last two undefeated teams go down, but we will start with the London game. Ravens 24, Titans 16. It's not often that we're smart and we get things right but goddamn did we nail this game

The Titans came out and we're absolutely asleep for the entire first half the Ravens go up 15 and a half time Titans mount a little bit of a comeback in the second half and the Ravens win the game after the like a bismill game against Pittsburgh last, kind of right the ship and the Titans are left wondering, one, Ryan Tano gets hurt. So they're wondering, okay, is it gonna be maybe Will Levist time? They brought in Malik Willis. Had one of the dumbest plays I've ever seen

in terms of situational awareness, where with a minute left on first and goal, with no timeouts, they were down what, two scores. And he actually like tried to stay in bounds. He could have stepped out about, he tried to stay in bounds. Clock keeps running. He also got sack four times, he was in for like a quarter and a half. And what the future of the Titans look like,

because they're at a crossroads now. They also had like nine flags on that last possession. Yes. And that goal, I said, the series kept getting extended and extended and then Willis made the dumbest play ever, true penalty because this guy tried to throw a block at the back on that. They backed it up and then Variable was just like,

fuck it, this isn't getting better. I'm just gonna kick a fuel go right down hope for the best. They had, I'm actually not ready to declare the Titans dead yet. No, cause Variable always will have the game. Variable finds away the last time they started two and four, you know what they did? I think they made it all the way to the FC championship.

Yes. So the Titans have a not unfavorable schedule coming up. They could still do something crazy, but I do think that Mike Vrable's strategy of like trying to pretend that time zones don't exist and just saying fuck it. We're men, we're football players, we're not gonna let the clock beat us.

Well, the clock did kinda beat them and the time zones also easily soundly defeated the Titans today. There was a very smart play that happened towards the end of the game by it was Rookwan Smith. It was like you know you see the calculations on on YouTube of like 1,000 IQ plays in the NFL that no one talks about. Yes. Rokwan could have tackled their receiver that caught a pass in the middle of the field. He let him get up not to punch the ball out, but to let him tick like three or four more seconds off the clock so that after he tackled him, it ran down to the two minute warning. I wish he was a true Raven. He's not. He's not a Raven yet because he has to be a Raven.

But he is a fucking really good football ball. Baltimore football player Rokwan Smith had the had the smartest play of that day as for the Ravens I am I feel like the Ravens are in the good have not figured out how to be great Category yet because this is as weird as it sounds It was kind of similar to last week against Pittsburgh where a lot of decent drives ending in field goals not being able to step on a team's throat. Like, they were up 15 and a half, they should have been up 25 plus. Yeah, they're kicking a lot of field goals. Yeah, they're kicking field goals,

they're not finishing drives, and they're not stepping on the like, letting teams just kind of linger around. So, they're obviously a very good team, but they still have like that killer instinct they need to find where they can just say, all right, we're gonna step on your throat, make sure that this game is no doubt or we win this game.

Yeah, they've got a tough schedule coming up too. They haven't played a lot of good teams. But I want to make something very clear because our report came out this morning that the NFL is, quote, mulling over the idea of having a Super Bowl in London. This is bullshit. If that happens, we write. If that happens, we write. If that happens, we write. It's simple as that.

If we have to play a Super Bowl in England, we get all of England back as part of the United States. It's the Super Bowl. It's not the international bowl. Super is for America. That's what we are. We are super. We made the only country that's able to make a league

that is confined by our borders and call ourselves world champions. Yeah. That wasn't an invite to do the Super Bowl somewhere else. This made me, we said it on Friday, they're trying to sneak us. I won't let them sneak us. I will let them sneak us because there's literally nothing we can do and Roger Gidele could be like, hey, we're playing the Super Bowl. Like the Saudis are now hosting the Super Bowl,

but cool, we'll be there. Like media row is gonna probably be weird, but we'll fucking be- Washington Post will not have a table over there. Yeah, Hank. I just only do it because of the time. Well, they would adjust for the time. They would figure it out.

They would play the game at like- I would, I will protest. They would play the game at like 9 p.m. Yeah, 9 p.m. Yeah, I'm pft What we got to do if they do this we will protest by never Changing our internal clock away from central time a great because we will go to the London Will probably have a great time Probably enjoy ourselves very much, but we will protest. It's disgusting that they're even thinking about doing it

At the very least if you're going to put it in a different country Do it someplace warm that we can all go in February? Yeah, that would be nice But for for Americans that watch Football in their own time zones and like the idea of a super bowl taking place here in the United States Which is all of us? Mm-hmm. Why are we going to let Europe just take that from us? So I think this is a classic Roger Gidele bait and switch.

We've seen it many times. He's actually an incredible negotiator when it comes to this stuff. You can say whatever you want about Roger Gidele, but very similar to the time when he when he banned touchdown celebrations and then gave him back to the players in negotiations. Or was like, hey, you guys can smoke weed, but we're making sure that the franchise tag stays in place and all the owners get all the money. But yeah, yeah, you guys can smoke weed, we'll give that up.

I think what he's doing here is he's floating it. It's a trial balloon. So then he can be like, all right, no super bowl in London, but the Jaguars are in London. Yeah, that's what he's doing. That sounds right to me. The weed one was so funny, because I think it was actually,

we'll let you guys smoke pot. You just have to play one more game of football right here. Right, how's that sound? He does care about safety. He just, he puts something out there bad, like, and then he just says, oh, you know what, I won't do that, but we are gonna do this other bad thing.

Yeah, it's terrible. And we're like, oh, thank God, no Super Bowl and London. Now we have to wake up every, I, you know what deal? He'll do two teams in England. I'm sick. I'm so sick of the morning, the, the London game, because it just isn't the same anymore.

It's just I'm happy we get a break. You just want a break. You know what it does? It doesn't feel special. It takes away, it takes away all the excitement and the like specialness of the 1 p.m. kickoff. Correct.

Because at 1 p.m. when they kick off, it's like, okay, football is happening right now. And you're so excited and you take a couple of seconds to soak it all in. But then if you're like, I've been watching football all morning in bed, it's just not the same. I hate it.

I hate it. And Gidel, if you put the Super Bowl over in London, I will boycott, I'm gonna boycott the Pro Bowl., I will boycott the Pro Bowl. I'm a boycott the Pro Bowl, and so should everybody else. That's as far as I can go. I'm not gonna go that far. I'm not gonna go that far as I can go. I'm gonna boycott, let's just boycott preseason week three.

The second half of preseason week three. Done, okay. So you might lose us, yeah, it is, we are the most helpless fans in the world because whatever they decide to do, we will consume it. Yeah, and we if they put the game in on Mars at fucking three in the morning, I will be setting alarm to watch the Martian Bowl. And aren't there some other challenges that go along with having a super bowl overseas like some people don't have a passport. You remember passport day? Yeah.

You remember that old argument that we had? Some players aren't allowed to travel internationally because of maybe a DUI on their record. That's a heads up by the way, if you're doing like a bachelor party in Canada, make sure nobody in your crew has a DUI because they won't let you into Canada. Yes. My friends learned that the hard way, not me personally. Some people like Hank are on the no-fly list. Yeah. I heard you're on the no-fly list. Fly anywhere. You can? Yeah. Oh yeah, that's true vacation. Either way, don't do it, NFL. Yeah. We don't want it. You also want it. London also has a long way to go in terms of getting

their, their like sideline safety procedures set up and ready to go because Ryan Tann he'll got hurt and then he's sad on the sidelines for like 20 minutes waiting for an injury course. Yes. They didn't have that going that was that was very sad just watching him sit there and wait Do you agree with my assessment of the Ravens that I feel like they could be a potential Super Bowl contender But they're not there yet. I need to see them step on some throats and not have what happened last week in Pittsburgh or even what the Titans Flirty with this week. Like, I need to see the Ravens start blowing some teams out that they're clearly better than.

That's always the Ravens. Yeah, I was gonna say right now where the Ravens are is exactly where the Ravens have been for it feels like the last 10 years. But they have won a Super Ones there. Yeah, they're good, they're a good team. The Ravens, it would not surprise me if the Ravens beat any team in the NFL,

but it would shock me if they went to the Super Bowl. Yeah, yeah, I mean, they're deep. That's very good What? London three no London three no? Congratulations, you're lucky fucking thief of joy. It's so funny watching British fans go nuts over fuel goals too Yeah, they were having the time of their life over like every field code. They're like oh, okay, I believe it's incredible Nine of them. Yeah, nine so many you You got your feel. Yeah. All right. Next game. Uh, bangles, sea hawks, bangles 17 sea hawks, 13 hank. Don't shake your head. What are you shaking your head for? I just like to say don't shake your head. Like Jim Calo, but what are you shaking your head for? I'm sure you're going to

do it. The sea hawks choke this game away. This was actually, yeah, the sea hawks. So it's kind of a witch side you're looking at it from. Like if you're the sea hawks, like man, we should have won that game. And you could make the argument they should have. They had 24 to 15 first downs. They had 381 yards to the Bengals 214. But the Bengals defense also stood up

and won that game for them in the second half because it was basically the Bengals showed up, played great for two drives. They had a touchdown drive, 13 plays, 69 yards touchdown, seven plays, 73 yards touchdown. Then the rest of the game, they had 33 plays for a total of 87 yards. Yeah.

They just completely, like it went back to week one, Bengals on offense, but the Bengals defense was lights out at the end because the Seahawks went the revert like they actually went very similar where they had first and goal from the four field goal, first and goal from the five interception, first and goal from the seven, turnover and downs, first and 10 from the 11, turnover and downs. They were in the red zone five times and they got one field goal out of it in the last five trips they went down. Yeah, so the red zone, that's the difference maker. Three points, either you had five trips.

It was a score to touch it, and then their next four trips they had one goal. In the second half, they were in there four times and got three points out of it, which Carol needs to start calling the red area. He goes with the red zone. As football guys, we know that if your football coach that knows what he's talking about, you just call it the red area and it sounds a lot cooler. And it sounds like something that you can attack a lot better. Yeah, attack the red area.

Yeah. Shout out to... Make a play in the red area. Andre Yoshivash. Okay. He got his first career touchdown today. I saw that. Joe Burrow ran sprinted to the end zone. That's how you know that his calf is doing good.

Yep, I haven't seen that kind of mobility out of Joe in a long time. Sprinted to the end zone, picked up the ball, ran it back to the sidelines, gave it to him. It was also his birthday. Oh, you got a birthday touchdown today. And then Burrow said the classic thing after the game, I'm not going to apologize for winning.

Yeah, don't apologize for winning Joe. No, that was was I really do think that if you're a Bengals fan It's a little bit Disconcerting that the offense still looks as bad as it did for the last three quarters But the good news is the defense looks like it's back to the defense that got you guys to a super role a couple years ago Got you to the AFC championship last year and weirdly for the Seah, like, I just think the Seahawks are really good team. They have to obviously fix their red zone offense, but they shut down the Bengals in the second half. Their defense is young and awesome. And I didn't walk away being like, man, the Seahawks, like they, they, they're not that good. They should have, they should have won that game. But I, I really

do think the SeahawX are a very good team. They're very offensively, they need to get the ball on the end zone, but if you just look at stats, they move the ball and offense. DK Meckhaff was being a bully again today. I like it when DK does that. When he does something absolutely absurd and draws a personal foul penalty for it, I like that.

Get him involved, because I feel like the secondary guy that just gets his shit pushed and is gonna be thinking about that for the rest of the game. It's also great because every time it happens, it will be the wide angle, like the all 22 angle, and it will zoom in, be like, and this happened after the play. It's like, oh, DK lost his mind again.

Yeah, and DK, you know exactly what's gonna happen. DK looks so big on the all 22 also, compared to everybody else. He's a monster. He's gotten bigger, I think. I think so too. I think DK's put on like 20 pounds of muscle. Jake Bobo is my favorite guy's name.

He's a good, that's a good guy. Jake Bobo. He had a great catch today where he got rocks. He got smoked. And then he just stood up immediately. And I would, I would die. I actually think I would be dead if I took that hit. It also is one of my favorite little things about football.

You know, it's like when you know relationship for a really long time, like, oh, I like to smell or this little cute thing you do. Whenever there's a big hit and all three flags come in simultaneous, I just kind of chuckle. I'm like, that was nice. Refs all on the same page. Yeah, right. It was just, yeah. And it just feels like a more significant flag when all three flags show up at the same

time. If you're a ref and you don't throw your flag when the three flags land at the same time, you got to get that sucker out and fire it in there too, just like join the party. Yeah. It's like I saw it too, guys. I saw it too. We should save that for Mount Rushmore next year. Just little quirks about football that we love, that we just think about in those long

summer days. I mean, the sound of a goal post getting hit by football. That's a good sound usually. Yeah, that is. The touchback. Oh, the touch sound of a goal post getting hit by football. That's a good sound usually. Yeah, that is. The touchback. Oh, the touchback sign. The touchback signal.

Yeah, that's always sick. Shout out to the Legion of Spoon. They're out for blood today. Dreambat hit. So here's some stats about Jamar Chase. He had four catches, 60 yards on the first two drives, and then two catches for 20 yards for the rest of the game. And he also debuted a website today. Really? Yes, he did. He had this plan going into this game. So he thought he was going to rest of the game. And he also debuted a website today.

Really? Yes, he did. He had this plan going into this game, so he thought he was going to have a big game. It's isjamaropen.com. Ooh. He's go to isjamaropen.com right now. Check out what it says.

It says yes. I love that. But today, not that not that great of a game. He only had 80 yards, which is a lot of yards, but he did absolutely nothing in the second half. He won the entire offense did nothing. Yeah. The 7-11 chain is awesome as well.

It was very cool. He was wearing a 7-11 chain. But yeah, if your Bengals fan, like, it's kind of crazy that you're sitting here three and three and it feels like you have been through hell this year in terms of your team just, like, the Bengals have not submitted an A plus game Mm-hmm not even close and now they have their gauntlet of the 49ers and bills back to back I think they get a bi-week here, but At least your three and three and these next two games 49ers bills like if you can split those you'll feel good

Yeah, I think that's where you're at. Yeah, you got to just position yourself for late season run Just yeah, just hope you're gonna catch fire get healthy late season run and I think that's where you're at. Yeah. You got to just position yourself for late season run. Yeah. Just hope you're going to catch fire. Get healthy late season run. And I think that the sea ox are going to be a team that like is definitely in the mix. Yeah. Season. All right. So the bills look like they might have sealed this game. Oh no, there's a fourth and eight. Anything else on this game. It's just a fun. It's a fun color game too. I actually like seeing the Seahawks in stadiums. You don't really see them in very often. I don't know why. Yeah, playing against the Bengals, you don't really, I don't really, I don't really talk about the offense of the

Giants. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. It's a lot of fun. It's a lot of fun. Yeah. It's fun. It's just fun to see. That was crazy. Okay. Next game. Browns 19 49ers 17, the first shocker of the day the 49ers have lost their first game Brock Purdy has lost his first regular season game the 49ers look mortal for an afternoon

And the Browns basically with PJ Walker playing Summon up enough defense Jim Schwartz shout out gym shorts, to stifle the 49ers, make them look mortal and you have their kicker that they drafted from the, in the third round, miss a, what was it like, a 40 yarder? I think it's 40, 41. Yeah. So the Browns, their roller coaster season continues. They go win loss, win loss, win.

And every game is just like, what the fuck just happened? I don't know what to think of the Browns, but that was an insane defensive effort by the Browns and they deserve that win. I got a question for you, Big Cat. Do you think that the Cleveland Browns are better without the Sean Watson, Nick Chubb and Joel Betonio? They might be. They might be. And you had a lot of people talking about the 49ers being super injured today. Well, the Browns, they got you beat when it comes to major injuries, I don't say. Yes.

Christian McCaffrey went out. I don't think it's serious. It was no bleak, which is like your side. And so did Dibo. And Dibo went out too. There was a fight before the game, which I think that always favors the underdog. Yes.

Because there's a fight before the game. And there's a very funny video of Trent Williams stepping in and immediately the fights over. It's like, okay, yeah, we don't want yeah We can we can call this we can call this we're good. Um by the way, so this is an interesting twist And I want to take you guys on real quick I don't think you're gonna expect what I'm gonna say next because I didn't expect to find out what I found out next On Friday I gave you guys the stat Jim Schwartz verse Kyleahan. Jim Schwartz gets the best of him every single time.

Kyle Shanahan is now one in nine vs Jim Schwartz, and he has only scored over 20 points a single time. Now, if you remember, that stat came from a San Francisco 49ers beat writer named Jack Hammer. And we talked about how sick his name is. I went to look up Jack Hammer, because I thought he was maybe gonna update it. I found something out that's very interesting

that happened between Friday and today. I'll read this. This is from the press Democrat. To our readers, this morning I learned that Jack Hammer, whose work as a freelance blogger covering the San Francisco 49ers, has appeared in the press Democrats since July 2021 had pleaded no contest to a felony child sex charge 18 years ago and was sentenced to 60 days of work release. We have terminated his service effective immediately,

the incident which involved a 17 year old girl occurred when Hammer whose real name is Jeff Patterson was a high school football coach and map teacher in Morgan Hill in the South Bay. In addition to his work release sentence, he served five years of probation and had his teaching certificate permanently revoked. He was not required to register as a funder as a freelancer Patterson did not represent the press Democrat in a professional capacity as an independent contractor. He was not an employee and therefore was not subject to our employee background check process.

So I went to look up this guy on Sunday night, and he had deleted all his Twitter, and it was basically all the news in the 49ers like fan circles being like, this guy is a fake guy who was a sex predator. So a couple of things, one, I'm crazy. If you're gonna try to fly under the radar, one, choose a different name is that Jack

Hammer Jack Hammer is that's gonna make you stand out too are also this is a case of having a stat that was too good yeah his stat was too good stat was so good that people found out that he was a sex offender never make a stat that is so good that it catches the eyes of everyone and they're like oh my God this Jack Hammer guy know if you're yeah if you're a sex offender all your stat should be things that nobody cares about, like Darren Revelle.

Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. That's interesting. No, I'm saying he's, well, no, I did not say that. I did not. I did not. I also didn't. I'm just saying I did not say that.

No, you did not. But yeah, jackhammer. I would apply that he would have had to have sex at some point. I really, an all time twist to basically like doing our research on Sunday afternoon. And I look up to credit this guy and all I see is, so I see that that scumbag Jack Hammer deleted his Twitter, his real name is Jeff Patterson's like, what the fuck is going on here? So yeah, a twist on an incredible stat. One of the best stats we've had all year that basically says the Kyle Shanahan has

a lot of trouble with Jim Schwartz defenses and what did we see on Sunday? Jim Schwartz put Kyle Shanahan in a box like Brock Purtie looked bad. It also says something about the the newspapers hiring practices where it just takes somebody submitting an obviously fake name and then they scoop by and nobody looks into their past. But he was an independent contractor. So yeah, but yeah, that was quite not what I expected when I went to look for that static. I have a perfectly average stat that nobody will ever think

that I'm hiding anything for, but it's an interesting stat, not the least. The Browns have given up 1 a thousand and two yards through five games this season. Five games just over a thousand yards. Hank how many yards is that per game? Five hundred fifty point. Yes. Two hundred two hundred point two hundred point two five. Right. Yeah. You were close. You were close. I actually was doing the same thing in your my head. You were doing it in your head. We're not smart. You were doing four and set of five. I did that too. Yeah. That's because it's like it's very fun when someone's like a thousand divided by four. It's like

250 50 yep Wait, so it's a thousand divide by five. That's 200. So that's 200. Yeah, yeah, that's 200 correct That's the fewest any NFL team has given up through five games in over 50 years. That's crazy So the Browns defense like the Browns are really good Yeah, the defense are really good. Yeah, the defense is really good. With a defense like that, you don't need De Chant to be De Chant from like five years ago.

You just need De Chant to be like slightly above average. Yeah, they're really, really good. And that like there are two losses, they did get killed by the Ravens. The Ravens did figure out the Browns defense because they put up, you know, 300 yards on them. But the Steelers game, like remember the Steelers game? figure out the Browns defense because they put up 300 yards on them. But the Steelers game, remember the Steelers game, that was not the Browns defense did

everything they could. It was the fact that the Browns offense kept turning the ball over. Yeah, the Browns were really good. And if the Sean Watson could come back and be decent, yeah, they're a really good football team. This was, I guess if you're the four nighters, you're happy that you get the loss out of the way, kind of bringing it back down to earth. And you're also happy that Jim Schwartz coached

in the AFC. Yeah, and you can also blame the refs for this one. Yeah. You always have that with backpapet. It was insane amount of flags in this day. There were crazy flags. There was, it's like 200 plus yards of penalties. There was a PJ Walker fumble that was ruled

in incomplete past that I still have no idea how they how they ruled that to be a fumble. It was crazy. It made zero sense. There was like a there was a chain measurement that people were complaining about too which every time this happens when there's like a very very close first down they bring the chains out. People like why are we using chains and sticks to measure first downs? I actually like to change in sales. I like to change. I like that this is a multi-billion dollar organization that still brings out shit that you can buy at home depot for like $30. So do their official measurements.

It rules and there's also a very fun feeling of like, ooh, willy-wony. Like let's, let's, let's, that final extension. Yeah. It's drama. Yeah. There was a total of 25 penalties for 100 or 224 yards. That's insane. The bills are trying to kick a field goal and he missed it. So now a lot of miss kicks. Now, yeah, that

was the second miss kick. Now the giants could go win this game. That's insane. The giants might be back for a game. Tyrod Taylor, baby revenge game cover. Yeah. Tyrod Taylor, baby revenge game. This is cover. Yeah. Tyrod Taylor. Ty God. This is Jake Bass. Having a real tough 90s. Tyler Rins. Jake Bass is Jake Bass is our goal. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Tyler Bass. Oh, Miles Garrett, by the way, is a monster. 15 snaps with against Trent Williams.

He, I think Trent Williams is a little banged up, but still he had four QB pressures on 15 snaps. It's pretty good against Trent Williams. Pretty good. Just scream, hunt his back. For Niners, score test. Good. You like to see good guys playing well. To the Niners fans out there, you'll be fine.

The Niners will be fine. You don't have to play in shorts again until they're super bowl. Well, you will be fine, but this is what we were talking about a couple of weeks ago. It's basically every game you're just hoping you'll get injuries. Yeah, because Christopher Caffrey got hurt and Debo got hurt and Trent Williams got banged up like you're just hoping you don't get injured.

Let me ask you this. If the Niners make the Super Bowl and the Browns don't, is there anything against the rules to a team hiring Jim Schwartz as like a consultant? No, but if his team's not in the Super Bowl, it wouldn't be a free agent. Probably, I guess his contract is. I don't know his contract is made you loan them out of the browns or lateral moves. You couldn't. Yeah, you need to, you need to get Jim Schwartz. He's got for some reason, Kyle Shanahan, the best play caller in the NFL.

Jim Schwartz got his fucking number. Yeah, like if it's the bills going up against the 49ers, if I'm the bills like swap seventh round picks with the Browns just to get Jim Schwartz on your staff for those two weeks. Yeah, I agree. Why not? Why not? Um, okay. Uh, did I have anything else? Oh, it's first win, uh, Browns win, it gets the team five and over better. That's kind of a cool stat. That is cool, uh, but also makes sense because it is the Browns. Oh, I had one last thing. Kyle Shanahan. So the four and a half has been killing everyone.

So we haven't had to have Kyle Shanahan late game coaching. Turns out he's still kind of dumb. So the two moments he did, he did the opposites. He was aggressive and then he wasn't aggressive. So with three minutes left and they were up 17-16, they got the ball with three minutes left. They could have just run the ball, run clock. He passes it three times, three and out, has to punt it back for the Browns. And then when they're on their drive to win the game,

he has first and 10 at the 26 with a timeout in his pocket in about 50 seconds left, and he goes straight into kneel down to kick the field goal, not trying to get any closer. Just insane. Like do you, you were aggressive in one moment and then you completely turled in the other. So if I were Kyle Shanahan,

I would put myself into more close games in late game situations. Just to simulate it. Just to simulate it. Yeah, I'd appear for the playoffs. So if I were Kyle Shanahan, I would put myself into more close games in Lake Game situation. Just to simulate it. Just to simulate it. Yeah, I'd appear for the playoffs. I'd agree. Hank, are you okay? Yeah, I just want to try and watch this game on block.

You're blocked? Yeah, you keep moving your head and I'm like, what's going on? Try to see the time. It's a minute left. So yeah, I don't know Kyle Shanahan, Lake Games. I still, he needs someone else. You know what he needs?

Kyle Shanahan needs to be in late game situations against Mike McCarthy. Then he's fine. Yeah. Then he's fine. But when he's coaching and gets a smart coach, he's like, I think he gets flashbacks. Or just blow everyone out.

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Is, can you zoom in on his head moving memes? He's just like, you look like a cat going after a laser pointer. A laser pointer. Looking at the TV, I can't see the clocks on this. There's 28 seconds left. Giants could use the three points right now. I like something that exciting. Yeah, from the first half.

Yeah, they absolutely could. I don't feel good. They really could use those three points. Very mind-blowing. Unbelievable. It's great call. Did Brian Debel have a party last night? Check it to see if it's going to report on that.

Tyrod and no. What? Memes loved that. No, we just zoomed in on like Hank's I don't hate eyeballs. Yeah, he's going crazy Like it's unsettling. I'm sorry, too. No, I'm not like I want you to be able to see it Well, I'll call it up the time for you. Okay. Thank you. 22 seconds Fourth and game is what you're doing. Oh fourth and game fourth and game Here we go Fourth and game. This is what you're doing. Fourth and game. Fourth and game.

Here we go. Match point. Ty should always wear these uniforms, by the way. They do look so much better. And Ron and Faw sound. I clocked. 16, 14. Run it. 13.

I hope they do. 11, 10, 9 clocked. Two shots. Two shots, hey, no timeout Just just love football. Oh, you love football again. Yeah, I thought you said it was the exact quote. I don't love football like that Like ball like that Okay, I Guess we can watch this last play before we get well, let's let's just tee it up

The commanders are back commanders 24 Falcon 16 Congrats PFT soupy back on now. We won the mid off today. Okay. This was a mid off You knew it was a mid off going into it But we didn't have to win you defense or defense looked okay But we still when we blitz, it turns out that we create a lot of pressure and we pressure the opposing quarterback into making mistakes. It was nice to see Del Rio do that a little bit. The commanders are officially the streak breakers of the NFL streak breaking kings of the NFL. This was a 31 game home winning streak

for Desmond Ritter. That was snapped today. Goes back, actually, even further than that, all the way until he was like a junior in high school. First team to beat him at home, we beat the Ravens when they had their 24 game playoff streak. It's not playoff, preseason streak. We beat them earlier this year.

The Bears had a 14 game losing streak. They broke that. The commanders broke that last week. And before this, the Bears broke that. The commanders broke the Bears losing streak. Yeah, but we took that one. The cut anyway. Anyway, I have one.

Don't. Anyway, slice it. It's all about perspective. I cherish that win. Yeah, you broke your own streak, you could say, but also the commanders helped. Tyrod is out about two thousand. Okay, you broke your own streak, you could say, but also the commanders held Tyrod is out about Also, we broke the Eagles eight no streak last year

They were undefeated till we played them and then in 2020 the worst 11 or no team of all time the Steelers We broke that streak as well. Wow the commanders just seem like streakbreakers. Yeah, they are streakbreakers We Sam look pretty good today now Falcons fans Congratulations, you had like a decent offensive day streak breakers. Sam looked pretty good today. Now Falcons fans, congratulations. You had like a decent offensive day. 402 yards, Washington had 193 yards. You guys had 43 minutes of possession. The commanders had 17 minutes of possession

and the commanders still won the game. So we want to ugly today. Turns out where you start the drives matters because the commanders three touchdown drives were started from the Atlanta 11. Yeah. That was off the punt return. The Washington 48 and the Atlanta 27. Yep. But that also was because your defense balled out. And Desmond Ritter. Listen, we love our guy Arthur Smith. He's been doing great in the face department.

Desmond Ritter was so bad today, he brought back Arthur Smith's He's been doing great in the face department. Desmond Ritter was so bad today. He brought back Arthur Smith's chins. Well, Arthur Smith is an all-time reaction guy. Yeah. That's where I've noticed the mustache. He did one with his like fist in his face. He did a fist to the face. He punched himself in the face. He had like some genuinely shocked moments when Ritter threw an interception. Well, the interception in the end zone was genuinely like surprising. It the only way that pass made sense is if there was a pre-snap penalty and they were whistling it off.

Yeah. And like that, you could see that happening. If there was not, it was just one of the worst interceptions we've ever seen, right here. Let's play the game like Tyrod. This is game, Tyrod for game. No flag, no flag. And the flag comes in.

Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. So they're gonna have one untimed down at the one comes in. Wow. Wow. Wow. So they're going to have one untimed down at the one yard line. Yeah. Run it. Run it.

Do that same play you did in the first half. Do it. Biket, you were talking about the defense looking better. I have a reason why the defense looked better besides the blitzing. Manual Forbes didn't play at all today. First round pick. And he's been getting burned by everybody. So the defense did look better.

This is like a sit and learn game for a manual Forbes. It's like you're not ready yet. We're gonna send you back down to the miners for a game. I'm sick of seeing Ron Rivera on the sidelines. I'm sick of it. I saw him nine times. It's all full of win. Nine times today.

He didn't say a word. He's like Jim Caldwell. He has this look on his face. Like he's a dad dad on the front porch and there's a party across the street And he's trying to figure out if he should call 911 on him I it's it's infuriating to watch and this is off of a win touch on rod incomplete pass no flags no flag that You know what? That was smart by the defense because there's no way they were gonna flag it again. Yeah No one circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills. Don't apologize for winning.

Ty, I mean, Ty God, gutsy performance. Like the Giants. Yeah. That was a gutsy performance. It would have been nice to have those three points. It would have been very nice to have those three points. But the Bills escape. That was an ugly, ugly Sunday night football game.

Good for the Giants. Yeah. The Giants didn't roll over. No, they played as tough as you can. And the Bills looked, the Bills are so weird because they'll just it's almost instant where you can see what a way of table is claiming something. Where are you claiming Brian, Dave? Well, um, the bills, it's, it's almost, I think I'm just going to reserve. I'm going to tell myself I'm just going to bet the bills live now from now on.

Because you can almost tell right away. Oh wow That was a big time PI. That was a lot of Jersey. Oh, yeah, you can put his hand up You can tell right away if the bills like they have these games where they just look Almost like the whole team is concussed the bills can't fix themselves in the middle of a game Right, that's a problem. They sometimes they get off the bus and they're ready to go. And then other times they can't adjust to it. What stable gonna do? He held one finger up like, wait.

Yeah, he was like, wait just a minute here. Hold on. I would like to have a word with the manager. That was a lot of that energy coming out of the table. Please, let me talk to someone who's in charge. That was a lot of Jersey there. But, Big Cat, have you ever been in a place where you're just sick of looking at your coach

on the sidelines? Because that's where I'm at with Ron Rivera. Yeah, I don't know what he does during a game. Yeah, Matt, he reflects. For the last, for the last year, for the last year, he hasn't done anything during a game. He doesn't, I would like to see him yelling at somebody. I would like to see him cheering somebody on.

I'd like to see him getting in the rough face about something. And he just kind of stands there, stern. He just looks like a father figure on the sidelines. I don't know what else he does. Yeah, it's infuriating. And yeah, I mean, I think the commander has kind of fixed themselves for one game. We'll see what happens next week.

I don't even know who they play. But the big story. It's like a giant. Oh, okay. So that should be another fixture self game. Should be the big story out of this is the Atlanta Falcons are good enough to go to the playoffs with any quarterback, not named Desmond Router. Have you seen their schedule?

It's easy. Yeah, it's very easy. Taylor Heinecke wins today's game. The Falcons could legitimately still make the playoffs. I'm not, I'm not writing the Falcons off. Well, yeah, the South sucks. Everyone in the South lost the South stinks. And even their games that are against teams that aren't in the South are mostly winnable. It was it was so bad because he just it's

not even the the interceptions were bad, but he also just missing guys. They had a time out after a spike, which I don't know if that's the play calling come in, but like their defense is good. They have a lot of really good skill position players. Ritter just completely like, you can't, if you got a B minus today, the Falcons win that game. I think the timeout after the spike was because they were trying to draw off sides. Okay. And they didn't get it, so they called a timeout,

which is my second least favorite timeout in the world. My least favorite timeout is to think it over timeout. We're gonna take a timeout here to think about whether or not we should go for it. Yeah, and then you end up kicking it. That's my least favorite timeout. That is the worst timeout by far. But yeah, Desmond Ritter, I don't know, you gotta change it.

Like when's their buy week? I don't know. Taylor Heinecke wins that game today, do you have a great? Oh, yeah, 100%. Like Taylor Heinecke would throw 200ceptions for sure, have a agreement? Oh, yeah. 100%. Like, like, Taylor Heinecke would throw two interceptions for sure, but he would have gotten you in the end. So he'd also throw like two or three touchdown passes. Kyle Pitz was there today. Weke 11. Kyle Pitz was alive today.

Yeah. That was good. Good. Coach. Kyle Pitz look good. Drake Drake London look pretty good too. So they're doing some good things on offense. The running game wasn't wasn't really cooking like it had been in the past. But still, like, yeah, the Falcons are good enough. They're good enough to make the playoffs for sure. Yeah.

And they're wasting it with Desmond Ritter. Gotta fix that. So I'm not thinking soup anymore, but I... Y'all have started the conversation. Yeah, absolutely. They should be. Absolutely. The NFC is gonna be wide open.

Like, to me, right now, in the NFC, it's Eagles. It's Eagles, Niners, Lions. This isn't any order Lions fans. We'll get to you later. You are the best team in the NFC right now. C Hawks, Cowboys, and then that those last two spots, which one of them will be the NFC South, but like the seventh spot is going to be wide open. Yep. There are a lot of teams that could, they could be in that conversation. Um, speaking of which, next game, Vikings 19 bears 13, uh, I mean, the bears think I don't know what to say. Justin Field took another step back, then got hurt. Uh, Vikings, I was looking at it.

They might have saved their season today because they actually have, they play the Niners next week, which is going to be a tough game, but they have a nice little like seven game stretch where they can win any of those games. And two and four is just such a different feeling than one in five. Like they, they, they can string together a couple games. They're right back in that. Hey, maybe we make the playoffs seven seed. I still don't think the Vikings are very good.

The Bears defense made them look average. I know Justin Jefferson changes everything. And the Bears defense deserves a lot of credit. But yeah, the Bears offense went back to same old ways. Justin Fields looked lost, bad performance, Tyson Badgent, who I know there's a lot of people who would be like, who the fuck is that? He's been the talk of the town since preseason because he made the roster He's from Shepherd University Broke like all types of records in division two

There's no one who's more popular in Chicago than the backup quarterback. So like everyone knew who he was he comes in Fumble Fumble score Nice touchdown drive, interception. So that's the Tyson Badger experience. So he's a gamer, I can just tell by watching. He gets a ball fast. He's a gamer.

And if you don't know what Shepherd University is, I grew up not too far from Shepherd University. I had a lot of friends that went to Shepherd University. All of them went to Shepherd University after they failed out of West Virginia. So when you fail out of West Virginia, you stop at Shepherd for like six months, you do one semester, and then you're like,

yeah, fuck college is not really for me. It's a halfway home that transitions you from West Virginia to the real world. Yes. And this guy is playing NFL games, and he actually, he didn't look bad when he was throwing those passes. Like when he gets the ball out,

it looks like he gets the ball out fast. It's good to see, like Justin Fields, he watches Dropbacks, long Dropbacks. It, it, it's again, it's, uh, this was the game, the Vikings defense stinks. You expected hopefully to have the last two games carry over to this game. Justin Fields looked good, uh, and you know, yeah, he got injured, but he was bad before he got injured. Yeah, he was. I'm gonna call it like I see it. I'm still hoping. I was, I was having this conversation the other day, yeah, he got injured, but he was bad before he got injured. Yeah, he was like I see it I'm still hoping I was I was having this conversation the other day like It's not that I'm

trying to to loot myself into being like Justin feels to say I see the flashes and Life would be so much easier if he was just awesome. It rock because you have again We're six weeks, we're third of the way through the season, the Bears currently are sitting with number one and the number two pick. That is official right now. If the season ended today, they'd have

the number one number two pick. If you had your franchise quarterback, that would be like the greatest spot a franchise has ever been in. So yeah, I'm a little bit willing to try to be in the existence. And today was another step back. Not good, especially if he's injured. And he's out for a while.

Yeah, he had a dislocated thumb that he popped back into place himself, which I think that's the one injury in the NFL that happens pretty frequently. That would make anybody else faint on the spot. It would happen to them. People dislocate their fingers and they pop them back into place, then they keep playing in these games. And if I dislocate my finger, I would actually pass out. I would just be standing and going,

ah, hospital, hospital, someone, hospital. Yeah, I would go to the hospital and I would stay there for like three extra days. I'd be like, just make sure I'm about to get out of here. Yeah, I'm just, I'm not going to touch anything. I would be afraid to dislocate your thumb. I would be afraid to pick anything up Yeah, ever for the rest of my life I would be bed ridden. I can't write. I can't write. No, I Hold my phone in front of my face for me. Yeah, I'm scared to scroll. I want to eat my own food

I'd be drinking smoothies. Yeah, because that way I can just use a straw and suck all my food down Yeah, it would be it would be extra The real credit to this win should go to Creed, the band Creed. Because Kirk Cousins started listening to Creed with the team this week. It was like their theme song. Oh, because the Rangers listened to a lot of Creed, the baseball Rangers listened to Creed. So, so Kirk Cousins brought out the big guns and they were blasting higher on the stereo before practices

before today's game. And cousin said they've got quite a catalog. We started with higher this week. We didn't want to overstep our bounds. So just higher next week, maybe we can see what we can go to from there. So Creed might be the key to turning around the season to the Vikings. Also, Danielle Hunter who's still very good. But mostly Creed, mostly Scott's that if they lose, I don't know what they're gonna do

if they lose the nighters, cause they probably will lose the nighters, right? You would imagine. And then do you start trying to trade? I don't know, cause Daniel Hunter's a guy who would get you some picks back. And he's still very good at football. So Cousins apparently is not getting traded.

That's the word now. He doesn't want to pack up and move. But we'll see if the Vikings continue to just, if they stink for the next four or five games, then you'll be getting some calls. Like teams are going to ask about. Again, Kirk Cousins on the Falcons, like they would be a playoff team. Can you imagine that? Wait, if they offered him like a massive extension, he'd have to say yes to that trade, right? If they don't think they would offer a massive extension. Anyway, slice it. I think Kirk think her cousin is going to end up

making over $300 million. Yeah, which is wild. He's he's one at the game of football. Yeah, he has one at the game of football. Um, the good news is for the Bears like the I went into today's game being like, oh, if we win this game Raiders next week, who knows could be three and four. The minute that shit went south and

Justin feels got hurt and he looked like crap and they lost the game just flip right back to tank Yeah, that was great. Yeah, it's it's actually really nice That that crossroads this is probably the last week I could have done it because now I can't I can't pretend that Next week if they win ooh two and five who knows what's gonna happen This was the final like where you can go into a game Hoping to win and then when you lose saying to yourself actually that's exactly what we were gonna do Ah-ha it was all a bit So it was it was the final game of that which it's kind of nice to have that in your back pocket

It's fun football enjoying Situation when you can essentially suck so bad. They can be like, hi, jokes on you. That was a bit. It's good. Thank you for kicking my ass. Yeah. And then if we wouldn't be like bears are back. Yeah, I can't believe you just lost to us more on.

It's a win-win. Yeah. Can I give you something else for your little spank bank? Yeah. So Jim Harbaugh this week, he was asked about quarterbacks with his best quarterbacks in college footballer. He went out of his way to pay Caleb Williams a massive compliment. He said Caleb Williams and JJ McArthur are like Imje and Kobe to them. So he had to college his own guy obviously, but then he threw in Caleb Williams name.

His Drake May LeBron. I don't know. I don't know, but you might have your crack at Imjit. I want you to say it. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it is in the back of Harbaugh's mind that if he wins a national championship, he wants to go back to the NFL because there's one thing about Harbaugh

that has been driving him insane. And that's the fact that he lost a Super Bowl to his brother. And that has to eat him up all the time Like you know every time he has a family gathering He's like this mother fucker. He can't stand the fact that he hasn't won a Super Bowl and his brother has won over him So he's think he's definitely thinking about going back to the NFL And you would think that he would want to go back to a team that might be in a position to draft Caleb

Mm-hmm. I like it. I want it. Just think about it. Man football. I'm rooting for Michigan to win the national title for that reason. You should be. Yeah. Yeah. Iber Fluss is now 0 and 8 against the NFC North. He also we the Bears have not won a home game in almost 13 months. God bless Chicago's. I'm going to go to Bears games. God bless them. Listen, the tailgates are fun. If it's still nice weather, I mean, you will see at the end of the season, there will not be many people.

People will choose not to go and the McCascus will be like, what the hell happened? Why are people having pride in the Bears? But, you know, today was a nice day. They're fun time. Watch the NFL football, right by the lake. But yeah, it's, they take the Macaskis, take the fandom for granted. They take the fact

that there's loyalty to the Bears for granted because the product is not good and it hasn't been good for a long time. So, Cardinals that bear. Right. Like, I hope we should, you should get a medal, like an army medal. If you go to 25, you should be eligible for USA, A, if you go to that game and sit through the entire thing It's like we could organize what if we organize they're like a go fund me Walk out where it's like if we did the go fund me

To then buy everyone's tickets to not attend And then the next week new year's eve. Oh, we got the Falcon. That would be sick. You should just send Because like if there was and there's actually like Let's say 5,000 people in the stands that would be sick. You should just send, um, because like if there was, and there's actually like, let's say 5,000 people in the stands, that would be a huge story. You know what it should be. You just do the go fund me and then make only Lori Lightfoot gets to attend the game. Yeah. That would be funny.

Yeah. They'll retire her jersey. Yeah. Uh, but it's bad. It's bad in Chicago right now, but it might get good. That's the thing. It might get good real soon. First and second pick. First and second pick. I just wish Justin Fields was better,

because then you could trade the first and second pick for like 3,000 picks. I should also mention that they're O and 8 against the NFC North after Poles said, we're going to take the North and we're never going to give it back. So it hasn't really worked out, going long shanks on them. I did do a draft simulation where I traded the first and second pick and I kept on trading them until I had literally every single pick in like the 2029 draft. In the first round it ruled. That is pretty cool. It was pretty awesome.

I just wheeled and deal to like every single pick. So maybe that's what they deal. I, what fanbase wouldn't be down for that? Having all rookies? If you had, if you had every single pick in an entire first round, that would be the coolest draft night ever. Yeah, it would be so awesome. It'd be very interesting. Yeah, you just picked a whole new team.

If you were smart, you would then draft, would you draft your quarterback at the end of the first round? Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah. Like a 30 second overall pick Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, it would be really interesting to see how like that math would come into play Yeah, to see where where we stand with like the rookie pay scale Well, what would happen would in reality I would get every I would work my ass off to get every first round pick in a draft and then I would trade I would start trading those picks so then I had like half of every first round

next year for like ever. Yeah, for like the next 10 years. Just, I would become a draft merchant. I would just, I would hoard all the picks and I would just be, be holding onto them forever, never actually using them, but just having them, because you can always sell a draft pick.

Yeah. You can always sell hope. It would be so funny watching teams do their draft prep for that game too to or for that draft Where like you know the bears have every pick? But you have to be ready just in case you get the ninth pick overall. Yeah, just in case you get the 12 pick overall Right nobody knows what's going on. I put them in a big bag Oh the Viking let them let them pick out like you have to trade me next year's first rounder And then you get to pick out a random draft pick could be the first could be the 10

Yeah, if you that would not out a random draft pick. It could be the first, it could be the tenth. Yeah, that would not be a bad idea if you made them give you like, okay, we're going to simulate this draft as if we're giving you the 16th overall pick, but here's, we're playing deal or no deal where you get to see which pick is actually in the suitcase. Right. And it could be, you might have gotten the first for the price of the 16th or you might have gotten the 30 second. Right.

That'd be fun. Yeah, it would be a'd be fun. Yeah. It would be a lot of fun. Uh, okay. Speaking of draft picks, Dolphins 42 Panthers 21, the Panthers don't have their first round draft pick. Also, the Panthers were up 14 nothing in this game. That was funny because the Dolphins are so good that they were down 14 nothing and they

covered a two touchdown spread with somewhat ease. I know that it became a 14 point game when Mike went through a pick six, but the dolphins are they just they essentially woke up today. The Panthers, Bryce Young looks great. If I were the Panthers, I would have tried to find a way to forfeit after the first two drives. Like let's, it can only go down from here. And it did because the dolphins then went on Five of their next six drives. They scored a touchdown just absolutely fucked them up and That was basically the first two drives for Bryce Young was the extent of his day looking good

Yeah, if you're a panthers fan you can at least be like Bryce Young look pretty good at the start of this game Yeah, that's all they need to see is It's like Bryce doing Bryce things that make you realize, okay, maybe it was the right call to use the first overall pick on them. Like a total coward's move, but I wish you could do this where you're just like, okay, we've seen enough, we know we're not going to win this game. Let's just pack it up and go home. Yeah, because it did start looking bad again. Tyree Kill had the best player ever where he scored a touchdown and then he ran through the in zone and he got a dude's camera That was that was filming him and then he did a video selfie of him taking a backflip in the in zone

I was so awesome. I'm pretty sure that's pretty his personal camera guy I think so to yeah because there's gonna be like you'll see that Instagram highlight video like yeah, he was run No, I already saw the video the video is awesome video is cool The guy was recording the entire play because he knew that Tyree was gonna score touchdown at some point Then he'll found him in the back in the in zone was like, okay. Yeah, you're my guy. Just let me get that phone real quick That's worth 15 yards. I bet you might make Daniels is gonna be like you know what like it hurt the team But we're playing against the Panthers that was worth it very cool. Yes. Uh Tyree kill Could we see the first two thousand yard receiver?

Well, he got it he like pulled a hammy today, right? But he came back in it was like the classic Tyree kill thing Well, but came back in the human body is not meant to run that fast And so then the hamstring the muscles just kind of rebel against him and then he has to go take he has to go hit the foam roller for a second Yes, and come back in but he is so the record is night is 1,964 Megatron came very close to 2,000. Obviously they have another game, but Tyree Kill right now has 814 yards through six games. He is averaging 135 yards of game and he's on pace for 2,300 yards. He can we say he's just the best receiver in

the NFL? I know that he might not be, I know Justin Jefferson is incredible. I know every time we do this conversation, there's different guys. You're my chase. There's a lot of really good receivers. Maybe I'll phrase it this way. He is the hardest guy to game plan for. He's the hardest, he's the biggest mismatch,

like Justin terms of speed, because it really is like watching a different sport when he's running. Yeah, he is. I would, I would. I would be the best receiver in terms of catching the ball, high pointing the ball, catching a traffic. He is impossible to game plan for when he's when he's healthy. I would say he's the most dynamic playmaker in the NFL. You can you can you can like play or save these 30 40 yards deep.

And then the rest of your offense is going to or the rest of your defense is going to get shredded by like four other super fast guys. But even when they're playing 30 yards deep, if you take one fall step or one angle that isn't exactly perfect, he'll just run right by. He's like an incredibly fast gymnast. Yeah, that's kind of what he is. And there's nobody like him. Justin Jefferson is like, he's incredible, but there are also a lot of other receivers out there that have That type of skill set just none as good as as his is. Yeah, but with Tyree kill

It's like nobody's as fast as him nobody can change direction like he can Yeah, he's short it'd be nice if he was like a little bit taller for some jump balls That's one thing that he doesn't really have, but he's just so good at adjusting to the ball too when he's running a deep route That he doesn't need to be super tall to make these contested catches. And you see a lot of the teams are playing very far off the line of scrimmage and playing deep, you know, two, two safeties deep because I think he leads the league in inciting routes for catches because that's really what, what keeps happening is where the, the, the whole defense is trying to keep Tyree kill in front of him that he has all this space to just cut underneath the defense, catch the ball, and then burn them.

He does all these plays that you see in like video games where you're cutting across the middle and then you stop and you cut back across the right and go all the way to the other side of the field. He's probably the fastest guy in terms of not losing any speed when he makes a cut or if he's like reaching behind his own body to make a catch and then continuing to run. Yeah, it's crazy. It's like he's on a little golf cart. It's really nuts. And the Dolphin's offense is just out of this world. I know that it was the Panthers, but that's what good team should do is just kick the shit out of him.

Do you see Stephen Ross did the waddle kind of ruin the waddle? Oh no. Yeah. I liked it. Yeah, he should celebrate it. Yeah. Yeah, sure The billionaires do their own fucking celebrations. Yeah, I don't know. It's just like It does make it it's like when Adam Shafter did the gritty. Yeah, kill the gritty and then he dressed up like Kirk Yeah, which he looked great though. Right. Yeah. Shepard Liss. He looked strong.

That was the best he showed up. I do not, I thought it was, he and his wife and they were doing the waddles. Like, all right, this might not be cool anymore. I mean, essentially, like if I did the waddle, people were like, ooh, that's bad. When Frank the tank does it, it looks awesome. Yeah, really good, really good.

Fans in the stands, awesome. I don't know. The owner, not so much. I just like, yeah, just like, okay. I feel like now the joke is not as so much. I just like, yeah, it's just like, okay. I feel like now the joke is not as funny anymore. I'd like to call attention to a great stat line that we got out of this game. Mike White, he was 0 for 1 with a pick 6.

That is a perfect game. That is a perfect quarterback game. Incredible. We had Stadho look it up here and he found a list there's only eight quarterbacks that have ever done that. O for one with one pick six and no other attempted passes. The last one was Kellen Clemens back in 2007 for the New York Jets. I love it. I love it. Thank you Mike Whiteford. That's just a nice little cherry on top of this game for the for the Dolphin. Who are feeling pretty good about themselves because they've they're at 40 498 yards per game right now.

The second place team would be the Saints from 2011 with 467 yards per game. So this is this is like the best offense that we've ever seen. I would I would love to see what would happen if they played the Browns. I want to see the best defense against the best offense. But right now, you're pretty happy if you're a Dolphins fan. It's like, like, Sundays are so good if you're a Dolphins fan. You're just like, I can't wait to see my team run unabetted through somebody's secondary for 60 minutes today. Just rack up points.

Oh, we're down, oh, we're down 10. Oh, okay, you just give us like three minutes. Yeah, well, we have Tyree Kill, so we're actually up 30. We have some awesome Dol games coming up to eagles They play the Patriots and they play at home against the chiefs Those are gonna be great that's Germany. That's your that's your morning game Oh, fuck that that ruins that I was looking at these two coaches. Do you think that there's? Ever been a bigger gap in

amount of weed smoked by two opposing head coaches in NFL history than Mike McDaniel and Frank Reich? Yeah, I mean, McDaniel goes up against Belicec goes up against. I've had Belicec smoked weed before. I don't, I actually don't think I actually think the gap between McDaniel and all the AFC East coaches, not McDaniel is vast. I'd make Dermott does not, McDermott's not a weed smoker. He might as a law is not a weed smoker.

I bet, I bet McDermott in college, he's like, you know, I experimented with the mirror one in college. No, he definitely, he was a wrestler. Yeah, no chance. Can't get the munchies if you're a wrestler. Yeah. You're making weight.

Yeah. Like that, McDaniel would not party with anyone. Belichack might actually be the answer as closest in the AFC East. I would put, I would put McDermott over Frank Reich, though. Frank Reich looks like he would, he would call the cops if he found a joint in the office.

I don't, I don't know. I think McDermott might be the he might be the leader. We should ask him. Like, if you ever smoked weed, it's hard to think of all the coaches. Uh, I bet you, uh, what's his name? Ganon for the Cardinals. He probably smoked weed once and was like, I'm having a panic attack. Call the ambulance. Yeah, I thought you never do it again. Too much anxiety. What you did that, Jake, of course you did. Oh my god.

Would tell us the story. Did you actually go to the hospital? No, it's just my, I'm already a paranoid person. Are you paranoid? You're paranoid? What are your biggest paranoid fears? Tell them so we can exploit them.

No. Yeah, I don't see you as a paranoid guy. Yeah, I know this isn't new to you guys. You're with you guys for you as a paranoid guy. Yeah, I know this is new to you guys. You're with you guys for four and a half years. No, but no, no, no, no. I, you're, uh, what's the word for, for, hypercontract, germaphob, you're a big xenaphob. No.

Yeah, I don't think you're paranoid. You might be paranoid, like, oh, I I got what if I get really high and accidentally Tweet out the Ray Allen tweet. Yeah, what are you pay are you actually paranoid? I'm being on I'm dead I don't you do not strike me as a paranoid person Do you think like the cops are coming when you smoke weed like what do you think well like an ice pool? Yeah, who do you think is gonna come get you? I don't know, I guess. Yeah. Nah, the journalist police.

You think someone just like, tell us your biggest paranoia that you deal with. Get into canceled. Oh, okay. Yeah, the realontally you're gonna say. Yeah, someone who's been canceled a few times, it's not that bad. You actually look like the YouTube numbers go crazy.

I don't really know what canceled would mean for you, Jake. Can't call games. My future. Yeah, one shot. Well, Marv Albert calls games. Oh, okay, so now I understand, yeah, you, you, yeah, no, I get it. You're paranoid every day. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Being around us. Actually, just shooting the shit on tape all the time. Okay, this makes sense. There's so many opportunities for you to fuck up and say the wrong thing. Yeah, oh, no. So you this, this job is hell for you. Oh, I love it. Yeah, but you're paranoid. Like, were you a little worried when the Taylor Swift stuff happened? Uh, no. Can we make sure Max and memes anytime that PFT nice start going off a tangent they could get us canceled make sure that we cut we cut the camera to Jake Intermediately so he's in the clip. I'd like to discuss my thoughts on abortion right now

In America right now you have people that serve on the Supreme Court That are gonna die in their chairs never be he can't vote them off. He can't vote It's it's tricky. It's a weird situation, right Jake? It's like, you're a guy, you'll never have to get an abortion, but you get to rule on whether women will. What do you think about that, Jake? Okay, this is a tough one for you, Jake. Jake, how's it going?

You can get Viagra and any drugstore right now is a man. Next game, next game. Jake, how does it feel to be a Dolphins fan right now? Feels fantastic, I'm excited for the battle next week against Max on Sunday night football. I'm gonna be as loud as him. Just do it. No, no, you can't do that.

You can't do that. You'll get canceled. Yeah, like that. I'll lead the chart. I think that's part of why. I'm like, get this guy out of here. I think that's part of why since I joined the show. I'm not as like into my team anymore

because like, if I was like middle school Yankee Jake, I would be like, people would be upset. Well, people hate Max. Yeah, exactly. But Max is not, I think you just gotta be who you are. Exactly. Max is himself.

What was middle school Yankee Jake like? Just like yelling at the TV. Yeah. Like middle school anyone. Uh huh. It's yelling. It's jerking off. Whoa, whoa.

Hey, how old were you? I was saying, I was saying that I'm immature. 2009 world ser... Wait, that's a, that's a, what's Hey, how old were you? I was saying I'm immature. 2009 or so. Wait, that's a little kid you were just talking about. Eighth grade. Hey Jack, I'm down. You guys have a lot of middle school. Once you discovered it.

No, but I'm not now talking about other boys jerking up. I was no fat. Was it like middle school anyone? No, it was no fat. I was eating clean. Oh, you probably didn't. I was, yeah. Oh, that's very funny Hank. I was actually I was I peaked when I was in middle school

Athletically because I was just as tall as everyone middle school I knew I wasn't gonna get controlled by the matrix. I was a top G. Mm-hmm I didn't even look at a woman. That's how straight I was yeah held all my seamen in just from a boys. Mm-hmm Actually, Jake you might be as loud as Max if Max was as quiet as he was today. Yeah, actually, Jake, you might be as loud as Max. If Max was as quiet as he was today, yeah, actually, so quiet. We'll talk about that game later. But I was like, bitch, me, the okay Max lost this game for his last. We lost the, we'll get to it. We'll get to it later.

He's a legal man. And you're looking for a finger to point at somebody point it right. Yeah. At Max Christopher Delinta. We called this a tease in the business. Max lost the game today. We will get to it later Jake I'm sorry your paranoid about getting canceled, but

Yeah, you probably will everyone does well Let's not hope that's the case Okay, fine, we won't hold this all right fine fine fine fine fine That was bit that was big of me. Can I get some credit for that? You can just say it. No, no, no. I'm getting there.

I don't want you to get canceled. I do not want you to get canceled. Would it be funny if there was like a cancellation scare? Maybe, but I don't want you to actually get canceled. Which Steve Kerr's son's name? Nicholas. Yep, yep. Sure. All right, let's take a break. We'll do a couple ads and then we will do the rest the last two Afternoon games and then get to or sorry the early games then get to the afternoon games before we get to the rest of these games

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Must win for the Jaguars. The Jags look good. Their defense look good. This is now nine straightuars. The Jags look good. Their defense look good. This is now nine straight losses for the Colts and Jacksonville. We talked about that on Friday, but yeah, the Jags look good. Their defense looked very good. Travis Etienne also scored two touchdowns and 17 seconds. That ruled. And yeah, the Jags, do you know the jacks lead? I don't know if anything changed after tonight probably not but They I believe lead the league and takeaways right now

15 takeaways Josh Allen had another one today. Yes, I'm not sure oh, yeah, the other Josh Allen. Yeah, yeah, yeah But yeah, the judge defense are the jacks good. There's three in a row now and Yeah, the Jags defense are the Jags good. They're three in a row now. And credit to the Jags two games in London, one against the bills, and then coming back home, they've won three in a row, they've riding the ship after that chief's Texans double loss in a row.

The Jags might be good. I think we just, yeah, the Jags are good and we should be respecting Doug Peterson as I coach more. Yes. Let's make a note. Jake, can you make a note for like three weeks from now? Now, that's a guy who smokes weed.

Just to, yeah, for sure. Just for a split. Out of like a really cold old like skull bowl. He's got a giant bone for sure. Yeah, he's got a shit load of stuff. He's got different. He pulls out a whole cabinet where he's like, yeah. He probably wakes up with a spliff.

Yeah. He stays buzz all day. Yeah. They're not buying three weeks. Jogs. Oh yeah, that's a perfect time. Just a little reassess. Just remind us, respect our Peterson as a head coach.

Now, for the Colts, they played bad. The good news is they get to play the Browns defense next. Yeah. Gardner and Minshure do not look good. I know that we're not smart enough to be NFL head coaches. I think Shane Stuykin is actually a very good head coach. It's succidently Richardson possibly could be out for the year with his shoulder surgery. I did take up just there.

Um, would he think about potentially starting Sam Ellinger for one series and then putting a Gardner Minshiew? Just to make Gardner Minsince you come off the bench. So I looked it up Gardner Mince you in his last 12 starts is 2 and 10 and his last two relief appearances he's 2 and 0. Yeah just like you can't have us a middle relief like a middle reliever started game as a closer start a game let Gardner Mincio think he's not starting and then put him in and let him just be himself because I think he might just put a little too much

pressure on himself. They're definitely open or quarterbacks, like starting quarterbacks, there's relief pitch at quarterbacks and there's close or quarterbacks. Right, like I would actually have Tim Teebo in the last minute of any game. Yup, just because he does weird shit and he gets the job done somehow.

I would actually not hate having Ryan Tannin, he'll be an opener. Yeah. Just a nice clean three and out. Yeah, who's probably not gonna throw a pick that early? Josh Dubs would not be a bad starting quarterback. Yeah, he's really good in the first half. It is weird that like, with advanced analytics, wouldn't it be harder to, if you, I guess this really doesn't make sense? Because we are stupid, but, and we're essentially just going back in time

and doing like Lloyd Carr when he did like Drew Henson, Tom Brady, but if you had two quarterbacks or three quarterbacks, then it all vastly different skills. Like a lefty, a fast guy, and a big arm guy. Have them all in the field at the same time. They say, yeah, they say, but like, just go drive to drive. And like, you don't know what's coming. Yeah, no, they say, but like, just go drive to drive. Yeah.

And like, you don't know what's coming. Yeah. No, I mean, I think we might have just found the next edge in the NFL. I think there are different skill sets for like, um, like, oh, there's shown the flip right now with Tyree Kill. It's also a very dumb premise because we, we also spend like the entire, every single NFL season for the existence of this show and the existence of our lives,

being like, there's only really like 20 good starting quarterbacks. Well, I was gonna say that. We're now trying to find three. You could probably piece together the best four quarterbacks by quarter and they would still be worse than Patrick Mahomes is all the time. Yeah, but it'd be tough to defend against.

It would be. If you did a Josh Dobbs gardener mince you Maybe Malik conning him see what he has and then Jamis yeah, need a lefty. I think the lefty thing would be very interesting to a to a yeah like Yeah, I think we might be on to something So either way, Shane Stich and just think about it. Sam Allen Gur is there. You can start him and then bring in Gardner Minshue after literally one play I think would do the trick. So it's crazy because if you'd asked me what his record was

as a starter, I wouldn't have said he was that good. I wouldn't have said that his record was solid. But if you told me he started 12 games, I would probably say he won five of them. Yeah, but no. Two in 10. Two in 10. He won a few more games if you go farther back,

but like, because he had the, he had the time where he was actually a starter, like in Jacksonville. Yeah, yeah. But two and 10, and then, uh, yeah, he, you know, like he started two games the Eagles last year, lost both those. He started this game game lost this. He came in relief in the Ravens game and what was the, oh, the Titans game won both of those. So yeah, Gardner mentioned you. What are you, what are you guys laughing about now? But oh, that's funny. Okay. But yeah. Who's but just it was just a reply. Oh, it was like it was an only fans Twitter reply, but. Oh, no.

Was it the thickest girl on Twitter? Yeah. Some like that. Some like that. Some like that. Some like that. Some like that. Some like that.

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Some like that. Some like that. Some like that. was like yeah actual Actually, I've seen that one. Yeah, yeah, I don't get very great. My feet has just been Three days they get very graphic. Yeah, so the cults. I don't know It sucks about Anthony Richson. It does it really he might be out for the season Did you see the one cool thing you did this week though? Yeah, he went to a fans house for his birthday I just hung out with him. He just chilled with him for like hours. Just hanging out. I would do, I mean, we kind of do do that when we do grit week.

Yeah. Like if I were a professional athlete, I would do that. I would show up a lot. Yeah. Like when John Beade used to be cool when he would just show up to random like parks and play ball. Yeah. That's, that is something that that person will talk about

for the rest of their lives. We should go, you know what we should do? No, it's a future me. I'm not gonna say it. Who would be the worst, the worst NFL player to show up at your house random? Like, agree that we shouldn't do it. Of course, and Winsh showed up at my house, so I would call the police. You agree that we shouldn't do it? I would be like, get the fuck off my property.

Stand your ground. Yeah, I've got too many pigeons that hang out on my house You're gonna search firing a shotgun into my house I was gonna say we should go to a wedding because we've been invited to a million weddings and we never will go But maybe we'll go to a random one we won't we you know what we won't agree to do anything But maybe yeah, we do get a big a lot of weddings open bar if there's open bar. I will consider it I invite you a lot of weddings. Open bar. If there's open bar, I will consider it.

Thanks so, Matt, that I said that out loud. On a Saturday. It would be awesome. Yeah, good point. It would be very cool. The one day, we don't have any PMT obligations. Maybe Friday wedding. Maybe Monday wedding.

What we do is Thursday, we record right after. That would be cool. Yeah, for Friday. If you have a Thursday wedding plan, not during football season. Oh, that would actually be a cool episode. Yeah, for the wedding. If you have a Thursday wedding planned, not during football season. Oh, that would actually be a cool episode. Yeah, we did a wedding episode. We just recorded someone's wedding.

Okay, that was a bad idea. I'm sorry. It was smart of your instinct to say, don't say that. But you know that once I say, I'm not going to say it, I always say it. The wedding episode would also stink because, well, no, we get drunk at the wedding. Yeah, we would have to get drunk at the wedding. Yeah, we would definitely get drunk at the wedding Okay, Carson wins if you heard that don't get any ideas Don't even think about it, too. It means is saying that we wouldn't get drunk. We I would get drunk at this wedding Yeah, we know. Oh, you'd be tying around your head. You're a tie around your head. You're also I know this for a fact

You're yeah, no, no, I'll stop you right here I know this for a fact. Yeah, no, no, I'll stop you right here. Max was gonna say, I'm an awesome time at weddings. And what he means by that is that he's the sweatiest fucking dude on the dance floor. And everyone's like, oh, get away from me. Max, you take your shoes off, don't you? No, I just ripped my like two pants out of that.

I don't know, too. Yeah, that happens. The suit pants are just a... It's not right what they do now. And it's also not right that they like, you don't wear a suit for eight months and then your body changes. Yeah.

And then you put it on and it doesn't fit. Okay, Texans 20, Saints 13, CJ Strauss through a pick. Another thing we got right, we nailed it. We said he was gonna throw a pick and it was the best interception I've ever seen in my entire life because he threw a pick and then the Saints fumbled right after, like literally after the interception. So they didn't even have to take the offense off the field and then he drove them down and scored a touchdown. So like Josh Allen threw that one interception against the

Jats that everybody was like great interception because there's a 40 yard arm punt right. Which CJ Stroud did on one play was he did an arm punt and then he had them do an even worse punt back to him. Yes. He threw two ponds on one interception that they then recovered and went in and scored a touchdown. And good for CJ. Yeah. And the and the Texans are fun. They are verbal meme. It's the is it SpongeBob when he's standing in the window looking out, yep, Squidward. Squidward, at SpongeBob and Patrick.

Yeah, so I'm Squidward and I'm looking out at Tamiko Ryan's and CJ Stroud. I've been like, I wish I had this fun. Cause they shouldn't be three and three, but they play tough defense. They, CJ Stroud is the real deal. They're very well coached. Yeah, they're very well coach.

Damien Pierce is awesome. And yeah, they got some studs, some young studs. They're everything I want. They're everything I want life. I've got a couple takes here. One, the Texans could make the playoffs. Yeah. Their schedule is very easy.

They're a good team. They beat teams that they should beat for the most part. It's gonna be tough because the AFC. AFC is very hard, but it's not, the dream is still alive. If you're a Texans fan. Okay. It's definitely still alive. And Domingo might be coach of the year.

I think he gets our vote, right? Yeah, he gets our vote. If the Super Bowl were today, Domingo Rines would be coach of the year. Yeah, so the problem with the Texans making the playoffs. There's a lot. There's a few problems, but no, it's actually not that crazy. It's a live. You're basically saying that, no, it's actually not that crazy

because the jet, it's between the jets, the bangle, the bangle, the steel, the whole entire AFC North could make the playoffs. And then the jets and the bills you got to find a way in. Either way, they're fun. Yeah. They're very fun. The Saints are the biggest bummer of a team that has ever existed.

Derrickar went there to fix everything. Derrickar had the most like busy day with nothing to show for it. 50 attempts, 353 yards, 13 points. See, all that work. All that work and they just kept on driving down the field and not scoring. They missed the field goal. I just, Saints are a bummer of a team.

Yeah, I agree. I agree. They're very boring to watch on offense. Even when Derek Carr is making good throws, they're still boring good throws. Yeah, and it's a complex. That's the thing. He throws a lot of like 25 yard passes to the sidelines

and then drives all out and nothing happens after that. And everyone's mad at Pete Carmichael, as they should be, they're all offensive coordinator. I'm just gonna throw a name out there, wild speculation, if the Saints ever decide to move on from Pete Carmichael, but he might just like have a job for life there like a Supreme Court justice

because he was there when Drew Brees was in town. So he has like, you know, Sean Payton, it's like Sean Payton Drew Drew Breeze basically rebuilt New Orleans. That's what they like to remind us of whenever they have a prime time game. Carmichael has like 5% stake in that. He was part of that whole thing. Is there a coach out there that could be a pretty good offensive coordinator that is familiar with Derek Carr and Foster Maraud, the two of those guys?

Got named John Grootin. We know that the Saints organization hates Roger Gidele. What better way to get back at Roger Gidele than to hire the guy that led the Roger Gidele as a football pussy? The only problem is, I don't think John Grootin would sign up to be an understudy of Dennis Allen. Maybe not. Yeah, it seems like something he would just,

I think his body would reject it. Yeah, I think he would be like, I cannot actually do this. He would actually just do all the stuff that a head coach does. Right. And Dennis Allen would just have the title. Yeah, but I, I don't think the idea,

I don't hate the idea. I think I'm gonna say Josh from Daniels. Oh God, oh God no. Yeah. But yeah, the God. No. Yeah. Um, but yeah, the the Texans are very fun. And I am, I like watching them. And they play really hard in their well coached and they're everything I want. You know what the Saints are averaging? They're averaging 16 points per game. Yeah. Pretty bad. They're a bummer. And they just scored 34. They got rid of all their points last week. You can imagine how bad you can imagine the point imagine how bad you'd be as a football team if you gave up 34 points to the New

Orleans Saints bad real bad pretty bad are like 40 points to the Bears pretty bad really bad Okay We tease this let's get to it jets 20 Eagles 14 the New York Jets have finally beaten the Philadelphia Eagles as a franchise. Oh, and 13 going into today. So it was the memes versus Max.

Max, we're not allowed to talk it. Let's say that anymore. Why? Because it was just a cow. Memes did not come for the game. Coward move. And he texted us. He was like, holy shit, as the jets were running back

that last interception, coward move. You didn't come in face. You thought you were going to get killed, and then when you didn't get killed, you're like, oh, I want to partake with the guys. Front running memes. I was going to come in at halftime, but you didn't.

But I didn't, because the jets caked field, so I was like, I'm keeping the time. Yes you did, but you didn't. But I didn't because the Jets kicked field all. So I was like, I'm keeping the vibe. Yes, so you still thought they were gonna lose? No, it was keeping the vibes. Vives were good. Interesting. Right on my couch. Were you afraid of having to kiss Max?

No. Wait, do you have to keep... Max, you have to kiss him right now? Kiss him right now. Give him a smooch, Max. Kiss him. Max, kiss, kiss him. Oh, that's so sweet.

You can hear that too. That was a blast. It's not'll smooch for the boys. I love kiss my boys. No, what Max was what you missed memes is Max was the reason that the Eagles lost today. Notch Allen Hertz throwing three interceptions, which by the way, Jalen Hertz now has seven interceptions in the year, more than all of last year. One of them wasn't his fault. Okay. way Jalen Hertz now has seven interceptions on the year, more than all of last year. One of them wasn't his fault. Okay. Not Jalen Hertz, not the injuries, not the Eagles defense, not being able to get that first

down. It was Max. Max showed up today and he announced that he wasn't going to angry today. He was going to become cool Max. He set Chris, Chris Cross applesauce on the couch like a little boy and Didn't get upset at all during the game. It was at one point Max was was like Asking everyone how their weekend was and then he said the vibes are weird here and we all basically the whole room It's like because of you dude. You're the one who's acting weird. He lost the game for the Eagles today. Max.

Yeah, I didn't have a good game. It was a stressful week of streams. High intensity, 100% go, go, go. I thought it would be all right. Not all right. I thought it would be healthy. You look past the jets. I thought it would be healthy. So you were the jets. I thought it would be healthy.

Said you were looking forward to a relaxing weekend, I believe it was your exact word. Yes, and then the week that you're sitting next. I look past the jets. I look at the- The players look past the jets, the coaches look past the jets, I look past the jets, and that's on me. I'm willing to take responsibility for that,

but at that time, I mean, you told me I was going to get a hard attack last week. No, no, no, that is incorrect. It's different, it's different. I said it'd be funny if you had a minor hard incident. Yeah, and I went into it. I didn't say you were going to get one. You brought it up and it crossed your mind.

That's the possibility. This is deflection right now. This is totally deflection. No, no, no, no. You had, there were some interesting visuals of you last week. You had a lot of moments last week. Correct.

So many. They dulled you where you're like, you know what, I can't go back to that. I need to save some more moments for the future. The fills are in another series than maybe another world series after that and you're thinking to yourself, I can't, you're conserving energy right now.

And you needed that energy today because your team didn't have it. And when Lane Johnson got hurt, Lane Johnson gets hurt and Max is like, I hope you find, just shrugged it off. Yeah, he didn't even, he, obviously he didn't even register hit to him. I still do think he'll be fine. That Lane Johnson got hurt. He was like, it's fine. And it was a big deal because the jets were defensive line was all over jail.

He hurts. Yeah. Now that I mean, Triscoll was horrible. He was just getting eaten alive every. I mean, Lane Johnson doesn't get hurt. He was probably one that game. But oh, man. This is maybe if you showed up with a game face, the Eagles win that game. That too. That too. I'm not. You came with zero energy, zero pop. There was a big week of energy in my household this week.

Okay. And dolphins? What? No. The Phillies play four games this week. Hopefully. Only four? offense. What? No. The Phillies play four games this week. Hopefully only four. During the week this week, they will be playing four games. Week and a few. You're expecting for a sweep.

I'm saying like like a weekdays. We don't need to get in the weekend weekdays sort of sort of situation here. How many games did they play during the week? Four, including Friday. Are you only getting rid of? Including Friday. Including Friday. I'm not. I'm not only getting rid of.

I'm not only getting rid of. You should Hank, you, I mean Hank, you've had to root for multiple championship runs at the same time. It was the Jets, I thought it was a fucking Jets. Wow. Hank, if you could look back at your career as a sports fan, is there like one season that you remember

where you're rooting for all these great teams and it was the best? When did your life peak? And you had to put your hard hat on every day? Yeah. I mean, like 2010 to 2014, the Bruins and Celtics made deep runs every spring and summer. That sounds like a fucking cool.

You don't give a fair idea about the Bruins. Absolutely. During the playoffs. Dude, he was heartbroken last year. How's that game sound? We were you when they lost the lightning? Oh, last year the panthers. Wait, I thought the Bruins and I used to see it in the game. So I was like, I was at the best record of all time. I was dead. I was locked in. So they lost what third round playoffs? No, first round. Oh, that's great. But you look at Max. You're like, I mean, Max, it is disgusting what you're

doing right now. I would die for One team to be management after three games one team to be good and you're like I got to I mean I mean every single thing that you guys said to me last week was what are you gonna? This is this is series one. What are you gonna do next? Yeah, where's it go from here? Where's it go from? I need to take a lot. I need for your birds. I your birds needed you today. Yes, you didn't show up at all I get it on standards would be disgusted that you couldn't handle two sports at once. Yeah, no, it's true You can't handle two sports at once. That's actually a fact like you we've learned this today that you don't have I thought it was a fucking jets. Okay, well next Sunday Dolphin Sunday, they football wearing Kelly green

I had that in my mind. I'm like okay. That's a big game I guess we're wearing Kelly green today. Yeah, the Jets are fake ass Kelly I just want to be playing next on day so immediately he can only root for the equals Oh, but this is the reason why today and he wasn't able to root for the Yeah, true. It's a mind It's a Michael's it was weird. It was I that isn't true You didn't wake up this morning in bird mode that isn't true every time time I would say anything you guys would be like oh you're in the eagle shoes Going out and you like from there. It was it was like we asked you what you wanted for lunch like I don't care

Order anything. That's not true. I was like that was more of me being in denial It's an ankle will be fine. I'll be fine. I'll be fine. Are you wearing any Eagles Eagles close today? No, I can't handle it. No, he can't. I came from the fucking airport. For two teams at once. You are, hey, you wearing any pads here today? Fuck face. Yeah, I'm wearing navy blue. Pats color, so.

Oh, that is true, Hank. You get it. Well, the fucking, I put on my, I like basically dress up like a sad clown every Sunday. Hanks, a Tom Brady fan. Not a Pats fan. No, I'm like the Joker. I'm eventually gonna just snap.

Cause it's, Sunday comes and I'm like, I have here comes a bear shirt. This sucks. Yeah, there's nothing like put it on a shirt of a team that you know is gonna lose that day. Oh, I had this very depressing. I've done it many, many times. I had that.

You look at yourself when you get ready to step out the door and you're like, my day is already terrible. I had that moment with Eddie the other day. We were, I think it was actually before the commander's game. It was Thursday and we both had bare stuff on him. We just looked at each other like, look at us. We're fucking loose. Like why?

Yeah. Well, losers. Why am I like that? So Max can't root for two teams at once. That's why. Yes, I can. I just don't have to go 100 for two teams at once. That's what I can I just don't have to go 100 For two. You want to win I think you do now. I learned my lesson that I thought I didn't but today I learned more

It's it's a learning experience for me the guys it's a learning experience for them There's a player's only meeting after the game. That's pretty early to be doing a player's only me after one loss Players only meeting always always a positive. I disagree you can miss time the players only. Yeah, after one loss, players only meeting always a positive. I disagree. You can miss. Not only. Only not. It's usually a. Like what you're on the line. It shows leadership.

No, it shows the guy's just like you don't have you don't have anywhere to go up as a fan after coaches don't. As a Phillies fan, there's nothing that can top ripping your shirt off and spinning on me. So you're like, okay, I need to figure out what we're doing. With the players only meeting, you have nowhere to go after that. That's the last thing that you do. You can only press that button so many times.

It was you can't just go players only meeting every week. It wasn't a players only meeting. It was like the players spoke to the locker room. The locker room. You're talking about just being a normal locker room. Well, like the coach wasn't in the locker room yet, so they just started. It's like, it sounds like it's just hanging out with your friends. So the only the players were in there and only the players were talking,

but it wasn't a player's only. It's not like they were going to hit it. The big guy, when you're not getting it, it's not a player's only meeting. It's a no coaches meeting. Got it. Yeah. Yeah. There you go. You had a zero coaches meeting. All right, Max, you let down all Philadelphia today. I hope people understand that. I have a more important question and we'll give it back to memes. Are the jets good? I think they're back.

I think they might be good. I think they're back. There's three and three. And if you say to yourself, like, yes, they got killed by the cowboys. But just put it in the totality of their season so far. They lost their starting quarterback one drive in. The jets played the bills, the cowboys, the Eagles, the chiefs. They're two and two against those teams. They played the chiefs. They got robbed against the chiefs. To the last drive, they obviously got killed by

the cowboys, but they just beat the bills and they beat the Eagles. Those are two teams with big time Super Bowl aspirations. I think the Jets might be good. I think they might be good. Memes? Yes, I also think they're good. They have the buy-wee coming up and then they have a couple easy games after that. I don't think they're a rising game for you.

Easy games, this is old school. Did you hear what we just said? They beat me. I don't think there are a lot of easy games for you, man. Easy games, this is old school. Did you hear what we just said? Yeah, I'm really good teams. Well, you also lost to the Patriots. It was raining, Zach Wilson does play good in adversity. Um, okay. Um, they have, so they go by week, then they go giants right after.

Means, you know what changed? We talked about it a little bit last week. No headband, Zach Wilson. Yeah. No headband, Zach Wilson is a different player than headband Zach Wilson So by the numbers He's got a 72.3% completion rate as opposed to 54.9 when he wears the headband Okay, that's a big difference. They were scoring 14 points per game when he was wearing the headband and

Now they're scoring 22 points per game with no headband. His rating with the headband is 69.3. His rating without the headband this year is 85.8. He's a different player. You just got to keep the headband off him. I think the Jets might be good. Yeah, he's not turning all over either. Yeah, he's got two touchdowns, one reception as opposed to before he had 17 touchdowns, 22 interceptions. I think the Jets might be good. It's crazy, but I think they might be good. And Aaron Rogers is going to play this year. It's fucking insane. He looks normal. It's crazy. I don't know what happened, but he's going to play this year. Does he play this year? I hope so. Playoffs. I think you play your dumb, Zach Wilson. Wow, that's fucked up.

No, Zach Wilson is my guy right now. Okay. Oh, right now. Yup. Not Mr. Right now. He's Mr. Right now. Salah said that if Zach Wilson gets us to the promised land, he'll get a tattoo of his face and they asked where he said all over my body.

His entire body would become Zach Wilson's face. Yeah, that would be a lot of it. He's going to take his face off off like engage in John Travolta If Zach Wilson does I'll get his acquils at tattoo you Zach Wilson wins a super bowl When starting a soup bowl and wins it you'll get Zach Wilson tattoo on your face On my entire back on your okay, I love that like For you now I'm rooting for Robert Salash should actually just get Zach Wilson's face tattooed on his own face.

Yeah. Has that ever happened? No, but that would be cool. That would be very cool. I hope Zach Wilson, they win a Super Bowl and he's like the worst quarterback ever to win a Super Bowl, but then you have to get the whole tattoo. It would be worth it. That'd be a big come up for Trent Dilford.

Yeah. It was conversations. Yeah. You'd stop being so angry. Yeah, Zach Wilson would start choking out kids. I have something good for you, Hank. Yeah. Huge stopping so angry. Yeah, Zach Wilson would start choking out kids. I have something good for you, Hank. Ooh. Robert Salah also said, first six weeks we've played

a gauntlet of good quarterbacks. Haven't gotten all wins, but we've embarrassed all of them. Mac Jones is part of the gauntlet of good quarterbacks. Great, great company. That's huge. That's huge. They have, it is pretty crazy that jets have, like if you're going BCS standings

I know they're three and three but they have two really good wins Both at home, but still really good wins and a really good loss and a really good loss the jets might be good Can't play in the ring the jets might be good. I might start having to respect the jets You're they're defense playing credible and they're all their cornerbacks were hurt. Yeah, they're defensive. Yeah, Sauston played it, right? Sauston played DJ Reed, Dynplay, Brandon Eckles also Dynplay. I should probably have brought up practice, guys.

I cashed out of my jets future. I might have to buy back in from that ghost. Maybe this was the path that he chose for us. It did rock that they had two brothers with turnover today. Yeah, they credited that to their grandmother being in the crowd. Oh, she should show up. Yeah, and Max not showing up.

And Max not showing up. Well, the Eagles, I mean, we're talking fucking injuries. Eagles were hurt all over the field. Excuse me. Only two with injuries. I mean, the Jets were missing there. I think two starting cornerbacks. Yeah, the Jets were missing the cornerback.

And the Eagles were missing the best defense of tackle in the game, the best offense of tackle in the game. The Jets were miss word of the eagle quarterback the Eagles are missing the best defense of tackle in the game the best offensive tackle in the game The Jets were missing maybe the best Top 10 corner. Wait, jail quarters are already better than Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah They the Jets were missing the best quarterback to Everyone won Super Bowl. Yeah, Aaron Donald does play a lot And Jim Carter will be back next week. Okay

Will you six games as a pro? I'll be back next week for sure. Will you have his six games as a pro? I'll be back next week for sure. Oh, I don't know about that. You got a four games. You got a four games. You got a full schedule. Yeah, disgusting. I hope people are as disgusted as I was. I was loved. I was loved. I was loved. I was loved. I didn't want team and baseball. Well, this is the difference. You were coming off of you. You were coming off of what I was bringing to the Phillies this

week. And you can't be the same. And you can't be the same. And you can't be the same. I did notice that Max got real down on the 76ers right when the Phillies started to get good. Yeah, he can't handle it. Yeah, the man can't, you were like trade and bead blow it all up right when the Phillies

started getting out. Well, now James Harden's back. So I'm back in on the 60s. We basically just asked Max to juggle and he just couldn't even get one ball in the end. I can juggle. No, you can't. Like real juggle.

No, you can't. Yeah, I can. All right, juggle. I don't have any things. Oh, a real juggler always has things on him to juggle. Oh, here we go. Give him a good vibes. Max is gonna try to juggle.

No way. There's no way he can juggle. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. I'm saying anything. Oh, that's pretty good. Yeah. If I had like baseballs I could do it for sure. Oh, okay.

All right. Well, footballs. What about baseball? What about baseball? Yeah, baseball basketball. Yeah, basketball. Yeah. Could you do a baseball and a football?

I mean, that was pretty fun. Good. I just actually juggle baseball and a football at I mean, that was pretty fucking good. I just... Max, could you juggle a baseball and a football at the same time? Yeah. No chance. I learned that today. I'll be back.

Zero chance. I'll be back. That's sad that you have to say. I just watched the game like a normal person today. Yeah, and it was off-putting. Other... You're not a normal person. Yeah, right.

You're not like, don't. I know. Like, when people like, oh, Max does when people like old Max the stick like today you were Because you were just being normal and it bothered me I'm not gonna get mad today. It was it was like it really like it got the vibes off and the jets might be good Are you okay Max? I'm great the fact that he weren't mad. It's okay enough sir It's okay to not. Okay. It was fucking. All right. Let's, before we get to the last three games, let's do a couple ads and then we will get

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Raiders 21 Patriots 17 Henry yeah Henry yes, they should have covered they should have let's start with that the the Patriots should have covered you almost covered a Three-point spread against the Raiders who are a really good team and Jimmy Garoppolo and Jimmy Garoppolo is a great quarterback So it makes sense why maybe you couldn't cover that spread but you didn't Grouper got hurt. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that. Oh. Brian Hoyer beat us. I was a terrible game. Not fun to watch. Had zero enjoyment watching it. Still play place a big bet on the Patriots.

It's convinced myself that they're going to win this game. They're going to get up for it. Mac Jones stunk again. Yeah. And you're 200 yards. Is that, is that an accomplishment? Is that what we're looking excited for? Well, I mean, if you want me to go through his game laws, Zieg scored finally. Yeah, that was nice. Uh, Mac Jones.

Yeah, through 200 yards. Last week, he threw 110, the week before he threw 150. So progress, baby. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to just read through half the amount of interceptions he's thrown the last two games? That's true. He only had one interception today. So by next week he'll have zero. It was a really bad interception though. It went through. Do you want to do the thing where we just read Hank Patriots stats? Sure. Okay. Here's a Patriots stat Henry. This is the first time in Bill Belicex, head coaching career that his team has zero or fewer total yards in the first quarter.

I'm gonna repeat that. Zero or fewer total yards in the first quarter of a football game. The Patriots are one in five. They're four games under 500 for the first time since 2000. But the good news is, at least in your next next two games you've got the bills and the dolphins. Spoiler. Oh, I have one here that they showed on the screen, which was pretty shocking. The Patriots scored their first points in this game today.

It was their first point scored in 27 drives. 133 minutes of game time. Yeah, the Patriots 27 drives they went without scoring. I think they were we were at like, I think it was 11 quarters without a touchdown. I think it was 12. I think it was even 12 quarters. How many quick, I'm not that good at math. How many games of not scoring? It's three. That's three games. They went three games without scoring a touchdown. They almost covered though. They should have covered. They didn't. They should cut a one the game. They didn't. Mac Jones once again had the ball

in his hands. Chance to go down the field when the game got a safety. Well, Devote Parker also had the ball in his hands. Right. Right, Hank? What do you mean? Oh yeah I mean it was a it is not Devonte Parker. What's his name? Who you talking about? Yeah it's Devonte Parker. Yeah Devonte Parker. Yeah. He dropped that ball. That was a nice pass by Mac Jones. It was a good pass. Catchable ball. If you can touch you can catch it of ours. Said that. You have. It's just not fun. You just read the stats. It was a good pass, catchable ball. If you can touch, you can catch it. I've always said that. You have. It's just not fun.

You just read the stats. It's a miserable team to watch. I still, like I said, like I can bet to myself they're going to win, bet a lot. And then I had to even less fun watching the game. Yeah. Yeah, you didn't have any fun watching the game. I saw that.

It's gotten so bad that me and Big Cat can't even really twist the night. The only the only arrow we have in our quiver is just to read factual statements to you. It's they're not a good team. They did also say I think Pelicic said like we're going to start a new slate. We're going to like change everything. Here we go. And their first play was an offensive penalty. Yeah. Fall start. The Raiders though, the Raiders might be frisky. There's three and three. Max Crosby is a fucking monster. Here's a crazy Max Crosby stat. Since the start of last year, Max Crosby has taken 90% of all Raiders defensive stats. That's an insane stat. Yeah. He is an absolute like, his motor just doesn't stop.

It's crazy. And he got the safety, didn't he? Yep. That screwed the cover. Yep. And then the Patriots did say though, Patriots have revolutionized the game again, never seen this before, ever.

They tried to do an on-side Punt yep after the safety that was cool. Pelicex been waiting to do that for a while, I think The So is Jimmy Grop will hurt really bad? So when he got hit he took a shot right in his like ribs on his side And then they announced his back was hurt and then they said he was going to the hospital So I think they were checking to see if his organs were okay. If those guts got stirred up at all.

So that's not a good sign, but a warrior looked good. And then when he got in the game, the first thing they did, they were just like, fuck it, let's go down field with a warrior. Let's see how his arm is. And Axel Hoyer came in and played pretty well. Yeah. So next week we might have Brian Hoyer versus Tyson Badgit. Fun.

What a game. Congrats, America. What a game, folks. Flex that shit to prime time. So next week we might have Brian Hoyer vs Tyson Badgim. Fun. What a game. Congrats, America. What a game, folks. Flex that shit to prime time. Dude, what a game. Uh, yes, so anything else Hank? I mean, you're, are you starting to look at the draft picks?

Absolutely. Oh, okay. So that flip has been made. Flip has been made, and then again, like I said, in the beginning of the season, we're going to have a chance to play spoiler. We got the pills and the dolphins coming up, just trying to split there, push off those fan bases.

Oh, who do you wanna beat more? It may be the dolphins. Cause that also would mean like, Belichek still has it. Yeah. If they stopped them defensively. Yeah, that would be a a cause the bills like you the dolphins, I feel like even when the Patriots were like the Patriots, they would still

ever know and then lose to the dolphins. Whereas they would always beat the bills. Yeah, and we already beat them spoiler the win game. So that was like three years ago. Yeah. Yeah. Man, hey, that's tough. Is that your whole non to spoilers three years ago. Yeah, man, hey, that's off. Is that your whole non to spoilers three years ago? Is that your last happy moment? That was that was yes. Yes, that actually probably was because it was clear there. It was so much fun. Weather wasn't real.

We beat the bills. Mac Jones was ascending and then it was like, yeah, we can beat them in the playoffs. We listened to that guy on the radio after build the dome Yeah, that's like this is this is bullshit. They're shaman Germans like Bill Belchrich's playing Star Wars. Shaman German doesn't know what the fuck he's doing It's kind of crazy. I think that your last happy moment was a game in which they did not let Mac Jones to the ball at all But I might have been a little foreshadow. I should have been a little sick little foreshadow.

Like this is awesome. It's a cool football game. It's great. I have a question for you guys. I don't know the answer to it. Do you remember Hunter Renfro? Yeah. Was he not good?

Yeah. I thought it was pretty good. I think he was just Derek Kars pet. So what's going on? He's stuck Clemson. What's the deal with Hunter Renfro? Why is he just got old? He got old fast. Well, yeah, remember, he was really old. He was balding at Clemson. What's the deal with Hunter Rennford? Why? I think he just got old. He got old fast.

Well, yeah, remember, he was really old. He was balding at Clemson. Yeah, but he still should be good, right? Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. Did he get injured? I think he got injured. Might have taken a little something.

Maybe his wiggle took his wiggle out of him. Might have, because he was like a legitimately good wide receiver. Hunter Rennfro is 27 years old. Uh huh. When did he get in here? His oldest rental cop. And what was his injury?

Hip? Was it a hip? Oh, that would be bad. If he got hip, rib injury? No, he didn't get that injured. This might be McDaniel's just like, I feel like he's, he tries to be Belicex so hard that when he goes into a new environment he might just like pick one

dude and be like that guys in my doghouse as an example let that be a lesson to all of you like kind of Renfro probably didn't kiss his ass on day one and McDaniel's like I'm gonna get control of this team first thing to do just completely alienate the one player that's been trying really hard for the last couple years here yeah he doesn't last't last year, he only played 10 games. That's like his- That's like his- That's his Brandon Marshall.

Yeah. His new Brandon Marshall. Get a thousand yards in 2021. Yeah, he was good. He was good. Weird. Just free Hunter Renfro. Free Hunter Renfro.

Let somebody else have him. Yeah. You know, Bella check would kill for a guy like that. Yeah, I don't even think- No, he wasn't even on the field today, I don't think. Okay, anything else, Inc? Nope, should have covered. Should have covered.

That one was tough. And you did the thing where you were looking at your phone before and you knew that it was gonna happen. Yeah, I checked the live odds and it said that the readers had 21 points. I was like, that doesn't make sense unless. And you're like, oh, here comes the safety and then I was like, oh shit, credit to you Hank.

And I like, no, I looked. Pain, zero fencer. I've just been saying that Rhyme of the Titans quote, zero fencer. Do you think football is fun? Yeah. Zero fencer. Well, listen, I could teach you.

You go to the tankathon? And if you'll tankathon? No. I'll teach you. You go to the tankathon? NFL tankathon? No. I'll teach you some things. Look at this. You go to NFL tankathon and they have the updated... I just feel like the Patriots are going to do the thing where they like... They're like...

I order every single Sunday they update it. So right now we have six. But that's... But it's fun. You just refresh it every time. Yeah, but you got two hard games coming from. You might climb up They're a little bit. Yeah, a little more. Yeah, they're weird because it's actually

Your strength of schedule is the tiebreaker. There will be you play bad teams and you lose to bad teams It's actually better for you. There'll be like a jolt in the arm that you get when Malik cutting ham starts a game Yeah, that's what I'm just rooting. I want to root for something. I want to get excited. All right, so just get this website. I'm here every day. I refresh it every day. I'll start sending it to you.

Just be like, check it out, dude. All right, here, let's see the, I think they even do a little mock draft at the bottom. Right now it's Caleb Williams in Marvin Harrison Jr. Oh, here you go, Hank. This is something to be excited about. Right now it has you mocked at taking Jr. Oh, here you go Hank. This is something to be excited about right now It has you mocked at taking Joe Alt offensive tackle from Notre Dame Listen, you got a build around the trenches. That's a fact. Build around the lighthouse.

Build around the lighthouse. All right, Rams, 26 Cardinals, nine. We did stupidly bet tie and it looked like we had a chance for a second. Yeah, it was in play in the fourth quarter. The Cardinals did their thing where the first half they actually played really well. They just didn't score touchdowns. They were only getting field goals and the Rams in the second half were like wait we're better than them Cooper cup looks like he's completely fine. Yeah 148 yards in a touchdown and the Rams yeah the Rams did what they should have done in the second half

They ran the ball down their throat. They passed off play action and they wasted the Cardinals So fun stat about the Cardinals that we'll have to remember for next weekend the Cardinals in the first half are one of the best teams in the NFL Yeah, the Cardinals in first half half are one of the best teams in the NFL. The Cardinals in first half of the season are they outscore their opponent 97 to 64 in the first half. That's a pretty big gap for the Cardinals. In the second half, they get outscored 98 to 30.

That's like all that giant scheme though. A lot of it's a giant. Yeah, yeah. No, I think they've lost every second half that they've been in. Yeah, no, they, they, they, they might have, have did they beat the I think they had six points in second half or so they had seven points in the second half It gets the cowboys. Yeah, and the cowboys had six I think yeah, but yeah, the the Cardinals are just they're very good in the first half Yeah, good game plan. Yeah, and then no adjustments and then if you're

Hypothetically trying to tank a season you would just not make any adjustments going to the second half smart Yeah, fight the first half and then you lose the second half. Yeah, I yeah I mean the Cardinals say they did do their thing in the first half and fun fact in it if the season ended today The Rams would be in the playoffs the Rams would be in the playoffs. They be the seven seed right now. I believe That's crazy unless no, nothing should have changed. I mean, I wouldn't be shocked if they make it to the playoffs. Yeah. They're, they're pretty fucking, they're a good team.

And it goes back to my theory where we're talking about the boxing lines. But like, if you win a Super Bowl, you still have Super Bowl players. Yeah. Like it wasn't super bar. Yeah, like it's not five years ago. It's two years ago. Two years ago. Two years ago.

Two years ago, yeah. Yeah. The Rams are, let's see. Yeah, I think they didn't in the playoffs. I can't wait to the playoff machine gets fired up. That thing is awesome. Yeah. Well, take a thought also.

How's that? Oh, yeah. Give the Rams a second. I don't, that's really sad that I didn't know that. What are the, what's the, cause that means that I just never been to that part of the site. Yeah, God, he's a scroll down.

Yeah, I had no idea. Did you give us a play, the playoff standings today? So the chiefs are beginning to buy, number two dolphins against number seven browns. Oh, that'd be an awesome matchup. That's what we want. We're all ready for this.

Three Ravens, six Steelers. Oh, two. Throw out the record books like each other. And then four Jags, five bills. Wow. Those would be fun games. Yeah. And the NFC Eagles get the buy. Niners Rams, two, seven. Okay. That'd be fun. Ooh. Shan Han gets his revenge, maybe on McVeigh. This is my Monday night prediction. Lions hosting the Cowboys.

Yep. And then Bucks hosting the Seahawks. I like it. Wild. Yeah, I didn't even know that existed, fuck. That's really sad. I just scrolled by it to the draft. Yikes.

Yeah, the current week schedule. Okay, Lions 20, Bucks 6. The Lions are maybe the best team in the NFC. I know that they're the Niners. I know, but the Lions didn't lose today and the Eagles and the Niners lost. So we have to by-law give the Lions their credit, which they are a very, very good team.

They're the best team in the NFC. Mm-hmm. They are. I would say the way things went today, they don't take games off No, the C-hawks are a good team that went into Detroit and kind of had their way with them Off with the C-hawks lost right? Yeah, office C-hawks lost in week one But it wasn't like the Giants laid down for them or the the Lions. Yeah. Yeah, it wasn't like the Lions laid down for the C-hawks

in that game We had in all-time bad punt today by Todd Bowles. Todd Bowles was down by 14 points in the fourth quarter, 11 minutes left. They were on the Tampa Bay 33 down by 14 and they punted on fourth and two. Yeah, and Todd Bowles has an addiction to punting on fourth and two late in the game.

They did not a good coach. They've done that. They've done that before in 2016. He punted on fourth and two late in the game. They did not a good coach. They've done that before. In 2016, he put it on fourth and two from his own 46 when the Jets were down 24 to 13 with seven minutes left. Both times Todd Bulls said that he thought that there was too much time on the clock to go for it. And then both times the other team just

killed the game with a drive. It's a he's not a good coach. And I know that the same could be said about my theory like, oh yeah, you still have Super Bowl players. I don't think the box are that good. I know that there's three in three, but their wins are against the Vikings, the Bears and the Saints.

So three or two or the five hundred. They're wins though against like they've stepped up twice. They will set up against the Eagles, stepped up against the Lions,og hundreds though, yeah. Their wins though, or against, like they've stepped up twice, they've stepped up against the Eagles, stepped up against the Lions, both home games, and they got out classed. But you don't have to be very good to win that division. No, that's true. They could definitely win, they could be a playoff team,

but I just remind me, Jake, if the bucks make the playoffs, bet against them. Because they're not, like, if they have to play any of these other teams, there's a difference. And you see it when they played the Lions and the Eagles. So I was thinking about this out loud earlier today. Is there any chance? There's a Baker Mayfield right now playing.

He didn't play great today. He didn't play awful today. It's some nice throws. The Lions defense is very good. The Lions defense is very good. They're good. Something insane job with that defense. Very, very good.

They're very good defense. And just their entire roster is awesome. And now they have James and Williams back who is fast as shit. Like it's it seems like the lines truly are one of the top two or three teams in the NFC and today they were the best team in the NFC. But is there any chance that Baker Mayfield could win come back player of the year or is is it just gonna be, Demar, no matter what? Yeah, probably just Demar. Because it's the writers that vote on it, right?

Yeah. So writers love a storyline. Yeah. And they're gonna vote Demar. It's gonna be Demar. It's gonna be Demar. But value. Yeah.

Value. I mean, Cooper Cop. Yeah, Cop's up there. Cooper Cop could, could, if he puts up like over a thousand yards and sort of racking up all these touchdowns. The Lions also, Nathaniel Hackett should be eligible for coming back from, from coaching Russ Wilson. Yeah.

Come back coach of the year. Yeah, yeah. Anyone associated with Russ Wilson. Yeah. Jared was awesome today. And he lost his, so Jameer Gibbs got hurt What a couple weeks ago? Dave and Montgomery got hurt in this game. They had to go to their their third string Craig Reynolds Who they didn't run the ball that great? But Craig Reynolds gets block of the year nomination

Yeah, that's sick that block where he looked like he came off of the bench He came out of nowhere to spring among raw for that touchdown That was an awesome block. I'd say that. And then George Pickens block that he had. Yes. One of the footballs. Yes.

Those are the top two blocks. Yes. But that was in same block. And that also just speaks to like the Lions have that vibe of next man up. Every guy can contribute in some way. And yeah, Jared's fucking good. You want to know a crazy stat? The Lions have scored over 20 points in 15 straight game. That is crazy. Yes. So now that the 49ers

didn't score 20 points, I think the 49ers were at like 13 or 14. The second team in the NFL to score 20 points streak is the chargers at seven. The Lions have 15 straight 20 point games from their offense. Yeah, their offense, and how their defense is good. Their defense has held, I think four out of six games to 20 or less. Guess what?

I'm not a mathematician, but if you score more than 20 every game and you hold the opponent to 20 or less, I think that means you win. It means you're good. Yeah. It means you're a good team. I'm so happy for Lions fans too that they get to go to these road trips I think that means you win. It means you're good. It means you're a good team. I made you win.

I'm so happy for Lions fans too that they get to go to these road trips and you'll see stadiums like, was it Raymond James? Raymond James had a shit load of Lions fans at it. When they play against the chargers in a couple of weeks, that's going to be mostly Lions fans in Los Angeles. You get to go to these warm weather destinations and you get to be excited about taking a football vacation. Yeah.

Like, Lions fans took a lot of sad football vacations in their past because they would still go to games. But now it's like, you have an excuse to go to a game and you're probably going to win. I'm just pumped for them. I'm pumped for the city of Detroit. I'm pumped for everyone that had to like get out of bed on Thanksgiving. The saddest thing ever must've been for Lions fans to wake up on Thanksgiving, put on their face paint,

put on the giant silver mouthfit, the pilgrim outfit, and then go to a Thanksgiving day game instead of hanging out with their family just to get their teeth kicked in year after year. Now you get to go to fun football vacations. What do you think about this? Think about this. There are a lot of people out there

a lot listening to the show right now, who are Lions fans and Michigan fans. Your football weekends rock. You just basically go to every weekend, Friday comes around, you're like, what am I gonna do this weekend? I'm gonna watch both my teams kick ass. So this is why the auto.

This is why the auto workers strike might actually last longer than you'd think, because they're pumped. They get a whole fall, their football teams are good. You don't have to go to work Yeah, you know how how much that would rock if you just got off work for an entire fall and your football teams were like the best in their entire Leagues that rule it would be the best I'm very excited for next week lines at Ravens because I feel like that's a good test for both teams Let's play whose line is it anyway lines at Ravens. I'm going to say I'm saying Ravens minus

One and a half one and a half Ravens one and a half Ravens minus two and a half okay, I feel like if that goes to three people will bet the lines Which I probably will be in that camp. Yeah, that's gonna be a great game. Mm-hmm And I also like the Lions I was This game they proven it. They've won three games on the road. They've beaten the chiefs, the packers and the bucks all in the road. Like they just beat anyone anywhere except the sea ox.

They haven't beaten them last two years. Uh, okay. That is it. That's all of our games. Should we do the rowback question, rowback.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase Qsips, pull those hoodies, joggers shorts, rowback.com promo code take, go check it out right now. I'm wearing the joggers right now. I wear them all weekend long.

They're the best rowback question, Hank. Who's back of the week? My who's back of the week is the future. Oh, yeah. I think you I think you have mine yeah go off we talk about how this is the best time the year for sports NHL is back season just started and the NBA preseason is going and they actually play players in the preseason so get to see Connor Bredard which is exciting

being in Chicago the city's excited that's regular season yeah no I know the NHL back put, but the NBA, Victor Wemanyana, yeah, Victor Wemanyama, has been playing in the preseason, and he looks like he's gonna be the greatest player of all time. I've never seen anybody. The way he plays defense. Play basketball like he plays.

They just, they, they can't shoot. Yeah, you just can't shoot or something. He covers them on the court. They were afraid to take three pointers and layups on the same possession. Yeah. Because Wimbledon Yama with his giant arms and his gigantic hands can cover,

he puts like a dome over the rim. It's insane. Yeah. And then he took it to Alleyoop. He like passed the ball to his teammate, took one step pointed up in the air, and they just throw the ball to him, and he dunks it without even jumping.

He's breaking basketball. Credits us. We called it. We called it. We called it. Credit to the media for accurately predicting that when Banyama was gonna be good, he's so good, I did put a bet on the spurs to win their division.

Just because you never know. Who's in the spurs? You never know. The Southwest, the Mavericks. That's all the Texas teams. The Mavericks, the RIP. MDA divisions have to be the most pointless division. They're so pointless. I think you get like a special seed if you win it though

I think you're guaranteed more I think you used to I don't know if it that you still do it's the rocket the thunder right The Rockets the thunder the maves the spurts it is The three Texas teams the Pelicans and the Grizzlies. Oh, I can't get so it's not that something. Oh, the thunder or the Northwest. What Northwest? The Northwest. They were the Sonic's. That would confuse the shit out of Paul.

You know, the dumbest things, like why? Yeah, but think about that. So they basically have to be better than the Matt. Here's how dumb I, so I watched like a... I reached gonna blow that team up. I watched like a 45 second clip of Wimbledon Yama in a preseason game and I was like, well, he broke basketball. Yeah. No one can play basketball with him on the course. And so you never know. Never know. Pop has got to be very excited. At one point, I don't

know if this is still accurate, but you're automatically given the top three seeds if you win your division. Might be. I don't know. We talked about it. I don't think so. At one point, yes, but. Yeah, I don't think so.

Not anymore. We talked a little on the live stream about this, but. Yeah, that definitely can't be the case. Yeah, I don't think it is. It's not the case. Do you think that right now, women Yamaha could put on a football uniform and go out there and fix the Seahawks red zone problems just by running into the end zone and Jumping and I like a foot up into the air and we went down our football memory because I mentioned Joseph foray

Who is from UCLA who played for the Lions and he had like these crazy games where I think the stat I I read out loud was Three catches 34 yards three touchdowns. They would literally just get down It only I think there's only a league for like a year and a half, but he had eight touchdowns and he just, that's exactly what they do. He have a game like one catch, 10 yards touchdown. And think about how much better

Wimbledon Yama would be even than that guy. Yeah. Cause he's seven four. I know. With huge hands. I would, I wouldn't fucking let him off the line. Yeah, just jam him up. But that's the thing is he's got arms like Dalsim from from street fighter or mortal combat

I would ever smack him just just hand right to your chest and then just throw the ball up in there You can't stop twenty fifteen and sixteen each division windows guaranteed a top four seed. Yeah, so it hasn't been So it was the dumbest thing in the world and then B Bidad, I liked how he scored a point. That was fucked up what you did the other right. He scored a point. His first fucked up what you did the other right. I was watching the game. It's hockey.

It's not basketball. Tank texted the group saying Bidad's hurt. He went down. He got injured and it they cut to commercial. I didn't have the sound. No, I'm still a bad. But I liked how he scored a point his first game and they won so in the picture after we're told in the puck He was smiling and he scored his first goal against the Bruins which they lost in the picture

They took with a matter. He wasn't smiling. I like that's a gamer. Yeah, yeah, no, he is a gamer I also like how whenever they do the pictures of the guys holding the puck They always look like just dip tens. Yeah, you think they're holding Copenhagen and we gotta do We got to get my season tickets. We got to we got to do a whole calendar. Everyone pick a game, pick multiple games. Oh yeah, I'm excited. Split them up. Yeah, hockey's back. We're gonna get wait on next week. I saw Wi-Fi Wi-Fi threw down with Revo the other night. Oh really? Battle of the Titans. We get Wi-Fi so awesome. Yeah, I love them. All right, PFC, who's your who's back? I was gonna have Wimbee. Wimbee was gonna be my Who's Back.

So the future, the future's back again. Nice. Oh, Brooks Capka, yeah. Brooks had a nice little weekend, didn't he? Yeah, one, second time he's one. I got a good laugh from like the live account. He, like, hold out from a hundred yards away or something and

Friday or Saturday and the top comment was just not as impressive as PFT's eagle. Oh, yeah, I mean, it's a fact. Maybe last kind of seeing that stuff in the wild. For the rest of my life, I will be able to say I beat a five time major champion. Hopefully on one whole. Hopefully more than that. Yeah, at least five time. Yeah, at least five time. At least.

Brooks also, I don't know if this is an accurate quote or not, because I can never tell online, like which are the real live coverage accounts? No, you can. And which ones are fake? What? Just, in general, I thought you were gonna say, you can't tell what's real once fake.

Oh, that's fine, Hank. Good call. I'm sorry that you're taking your stinking Patriots out on me and your fake lighthouses. You don't know what a lighthouse is, Hank. You don't know what a lighthouse is. Bottom line, and you're lashing out, and I understand that, and it's okay.

Brooks said that they only have three guys on their team, on Smash. I think Chase got relegated. He's like throwing them onto the bus. Now he got relegated. Oh, so they lost. They do relegation, and he got relegated. So Brooks, I mean, looking to add,

if you look, I've said I will do anything for $100 million. Yeah, anything. Do it. All right, my who's back in the week is a new trend. It's called Silent Walking. Oh, I saw that. Yeah, yeah.

So I don't know if you guys ever done this, but walking without your phone, this is a really cool new, I don't understand how it's become like a TikTok trend because you're not supposed to have your phone. That was my big question. But it's a new Gen Z trend. This is, I'm gonna hold myself back from just being like grumpy old man

because when you read these articles, you're like, what the fuck? So they call it silent walking that is going for a walk without their phones or without listening to music podcasts or any sort of technology or technological distraction. Podcast or Maddie Mayow takes credit for unintentionally starting a movement that she promises will change your life.

So she in a video on TikTok again, don't really understand that part. She explains her boyfriend was the one who first challenged her to take a walk without any distractions. No airpods, no podcasts, no music, just me, myself and I. She said in the video, which has now gained almost 500,000 views. And at first I was like, fuck no, my anxiety could never, which is probably what you're thinking. But something within me was like, let me just try it.

So she's like, this is very bold. She's like, let me just try to walk without my phone. She said that in the first two minutes of her walk, there was mayhem until she hit a flow state when suddenly you can hear yourself. I fucking hate this so much. Did she say that like I didn't think I could ever do this with my anxiety?

Yeah. Wouldn't it be like more calming? Her boyfriend's definitely cheating on her by the way. Yeah. He's like, he's like, hey, I got a new challenge for you. Can you leave the house? Yeah, without your phone.

Yes, the go. It's the go away challenge. It's you said, look, the universe in your intuition comes to you through whispers. So if you've never alone with your thoughts and you never get quiet, you're gonna miss the whispers. This person has never had an inter-diolog?

No. She's like, what is this? What's this strange feeling? I'm experiencing, oh, it's thinking. I have an inter-diolog every day. That's weird. To her defense, it does suck when you're like walking to work and your headphones die and you're like,

fuck, now I have to like think about things. Yeah. I mean, it's like, it's not like- It's not like- It's not like in the Gen Z-err. I mean, it's not like a life-changing experience, but you're not telling. Well, it sounds like it didn't take with you.

And nothing takes with me. But all I'm saying is that, you're telling me that you're not like, oh, that's so awesome. Oh, yeah, of course it does. But it's more the fact that they are, like, we have to go walk without our phones to actually think.

I think a lot. Same. Yeah. I'm doing a lot of think. I got multiple dialogues. Like right now. Am I going to take the Chargers money line or the points? That's a lot of thinking.

There's also some controversy around this silent walk thing, Big Cat. Because she has her phone. Well, well, that's one. And she's documenting her silent walk somehow. But apparently someone else started the silent walk trend in January by New York City influencer, Aria Lour. Aria Lour. Someone else learned to walk?

Yeah, so she walked and she talked about the action on her podcast in April. And she said, I feel like when I walk in silence, my senses are on high alert. Like a blind person can all of a sudden, like they can hear better, they can smell better. She says, I smell everything, I hear everything, I'm seeing everything, and it's so grounding for me. Oh, that's beautiful.

So regardless of whoever started it, I'm in favor of people walking. Yeah, we've re-matched a shot. I saw your 5K, you're in favor of walking as well. Yeah, we're gonna go watch it, part of my take you to what are you doing, memes? Meebs? There's just a bunch of dogs humping the statues on this movie that Wolf Farrell might have stole from you guys. Yeah, it's okay. Wait, what the fuck? It's Boner Dogs. Is it really? It made straights. It madeer dogs or rated movie that I'm it Well, that sucks

Well, I got this is like in what is it? Fuck what's the movie with Seth Rogan? Knocked up when they they spent all that time trying to invent like porn they made Mr. Skins. Yeah. So we just I'm trying so hard with born or dogs and Wilfer old just made it. Well, maybe putting out the entire plot of our genius comedy movie. I think we have a whole touch. He was he was attached. Maybe just talking about it constantly. Um, wasn't the greatest idea in terms of oh the dogs are swearing operational security damn it What do they sound like They sound cool if one sounds like they're all being at same time very very angry. Oh, man

We we got fucking sweater jacked. This is what Maddie Mayo probably thinks mm-hmm now there's a NYC influencer Okay, we got to come up with a trend. Sleeping. I like that. You can call it prolonged meditation, prolonged internal meditation. Yeah, yeah. You ever just sleep and then if you just shut off your brain. I can sometimes you could drink not with my anxiety. I could not do that. Um, all right, Jake finishes off. My who's back is playing basketball on a football field. Yeah. Yeah, I will men's basketball played to Paul in Cancer fundraiser at Kinex Stadium. It was really cool. They did the wave It's that's all the attendance record

It was really cool to see. Yeah, they did the wave. Yeah. Okay. Well, the wave to the, Oh, that wave. Yeah. Can't you imagine the other way? What? Who cares? I saw the diagram of how they built that basketball court. Yeah.

It's only really one side gets a view. Yeah. Right, because they build it in an in zone. Yeah, that's how the, the dome at Syracuse does it too. You don't realize it watching. Oh, really? Yeah, it's on, it's in an end zone. Oh, that stinks.

And they bring out the bleachers. That's it. Also, it's the carrier dome and it doesn't have AC. And they changed the name. It's still the carrier dome. But yeah, really cool stuff. How many points did Caitlin Clark have? I'm ready to declare her boss.

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Justin Whitlock, soon. Las Vegas Aces versus New York Liberty and the Liberty extended the series today. I was and Jason today. Cause you're back. You're back. You're back. You're back. You're back. You only know because there was a man on the sidelines. Yeah, that's good. Was on the sidelines.

That's bad. Okay. Great show boys. She just said your mom. Yeah. Marlon's man taught us that. It's a little like uncomfortable from that. Yeah.

Okay. Numbers three 18 69. Have you ever gotten this, memes? Nope. New lottery ball in a week. New lottery ball machine. Where is it? 48.

20. Where is the new lottery ball machine? You don't know. Henry. It's out there. So it's not gonna be in a week. It exists. Is it gonna be here?

In a week? Depends what you mean by here. Okay, 27. Oh, fuck, that's what I did. Wait. I didn't know that. He's more mad about this than the Eagles. That's a game.

He was gonna fuck up Jake. That's what I did. I, that also isn't true. I, big moments I got mad and then you guys would be like, Oh, no. So for everyone, uh, we're going to max is getting game one game two. We can watch it home game three. We will stream, uh, because, you know, game one game two, we had a little pala cleanser Thursday night football. We'll stream with the Phillies. That will be what's what's your prediction Max before we let everyone go

Well, you already said sweep. What's it? I didn't say sweep. I did not say sweep You said they're gonna play four games this week fills in four Philsin six. I think it's fills in four Philly's in five Philsin six fillies. I like I agree with Max Max knows the Philly's. He doesn't, he, he, he don't know anything about the Eagles right now,

but you got your finger on the pulse of the Philly's. As you know what, Philly's in six. Fuck it. Time and back's in seven. I like Dan Heron, he's my friend. Time and back's in seven. Yeah, memes? Time and back's in six.

Oh, oh, oh, Shane, we're gonna go time and back's in five. We're gonna get to the time and back's in five five good. I didn't want four timebacks and four good I didn't want to a full room of Okay, all right, we'll see everyone on Wednesday I'm talking to the lady, so I don't know what to say, I say it anyway. Today is my day, to find a new shining away. The upcoming wheel of the bush, shining away. The upcoming wheel of the bush, shining away. I'm gonna be your lover, please I'm the only one on the earth Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I said needless to say I said I'm gonna say it It's a feeling something a little late

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