Pardon My Take - NFL Week 6 Recap, Aaron Rodgers Owns The Bears & Fastest 2 Minutes

Episode Date: October 18, 2021

Fastest 2 Minutes Week 6, we then recap every game from Sunday (00:2:45 - 00:12:45) Jaguars/Dolphins (00:12:45 - 00:24:57) Bengals/Lions (00:24:57 - 00:32:13) Colts/Texans  (00:32:13 - 00:38:31) Rams/Giants (00:38:31 - 00:49:59) Bears/Packers (00:49:59 -00:58:09) Chiefs/WFT (00:58:09 - 01:12:13) Vikings/Panthers (01:12:13 - 01:18:54) Ravens/Chargers (01:18:54 - 01:25:42) Cardinals/Browns (01:25:42 - 01:31:37) Raiders/Broncos (01:31:37 - 01:37:32) Cowboys/Patriots (01:37:32 - 01:45:06) Football guy of the week and who's back of the week.  (01:45:06 - 02:10:06)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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I'm sure we'll talk extensively about that. We got a lot of show. We got a lot of show. Is Diana Tarrasi bad for women's basketball? She didn't. She avoided the post game interviews. That's disrespectful. Who did that?

Who was the other? Cam Newton. Cam Newton, yeah. So very disrespectful, but we got a lot of show. We're gonna get into everything before we do that. There's big news for my favorite home security company, Simply Safe. Simply Safe just launched their new

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What? What? What? We start in foggy London town, home of Tua Lipa and the dolphins who are levitating just above really fucking shitty. James Slob on my Robinson and Marvin Jones Junior Soprano put their noses in the box and helped the pussies come

back in the game. Come on down to the wind column, Urban Meyer, the prices, Matthew Wright as the Jags get their first victory overseas, Jacksonville 23, Miami 20. What? And back state side in Detroit where Dan Campbell's chunky chicken soup for the soul tried to fire up the lines to a victory.

Chase had a performance that was in a word, remarkable with four catches in 97 yards. That's cash boom. Trey Christina Hendrickson ran around with his hair on fire, making Pete Dan Campbell a mad man. Don't look now, but Joe Churro is looking like a snack again as the Sinema Insanati Bengals improved to four and two. The Bengals 34, the Lions 11, to the Meadowlands

where the Giants welcome back Tom Turnier head in Kaufflin and Arch Manning's uncle, Cadarius Tony the Tiger was great for the first drive as the Giants continue to be the walking wounded. The Rams made a pit stop at Cracker Daryl Henderson and ate a Cooper cup of chili as they blew out the Giants. Rams 38, the G-Men 11. What?

What? In Chicago where Darnell Jackie Mooney scored a touchdown to prove he was more than a semi pro, but the Packers once again were able to submit a bear in the ring. Khalil of Fortune Herbert solved the puzzle. That is the Packers defensive line, but aspiring game show host Aaron Rogers disclosed

his financial holdings declaring ownership of the entire city of Chicago. The more things change, the more they stayed the same. The Packers 24, the Bears 14. Boomer sounded like you had some Sinema Insanati in your throat. The entire city of Sinema Insanati, Sinema Chicago.

Tyrol John Maryland, where Ricky Seal or No Seal Jones opened up a case to show a touchdown. Welcome to D'Ami. Bienvenido a D'Ami had three catches, but it wasn't enough as Tyree Capitol Hill and the Chiefs got right. Patrick Mahomes overcame two interceptions to get his team a much needed win,

and we have Patrick on the sidelines to tell us about the game. Patrick. Yeah, you know, I was real tickle-pink with how we played in the second half. McHenry had made a couple of toy-goi plays in the first half out there. Once, I'm very proud of my brother, Jackson.

He did a great dance before the game. Always good to see boys get out there, have a little fun doing some shit, taking four game starts. Right, and I'm just looking ahead and taking one game at a time. And January 2nd, we'll be going to Sinema Insanati. And that's certainly one that we've had scheduled and circled on a calendar.

Chiefs 31, Washington football team 13. Thank you, Patrick. Down south to Charlotte, where Chuba Hubba Bubba Hubbard chewed on some gum in the end zone. But it was Kirk Cousins who had a bazooka of a day with three touchdowns. Fantasy owners said, I got a peaceful, easy feeling. And I know a player who will let me down.

It's Christian McCaffrey, and he's wearing a hospital gown. Every Vikings game is a trip on the crazy train as KJ Ozzy Osbourne scores the touchdown in OT to steal the victory. The Vikings 34, the Patriots 28. In Mile High, where Rich Homie Kwan Besikia flexed in his first game as a head coach, telling his team, living like a volcano, Josh Hagle, Derrick Hall,

and it's the last foul. Henry just says no to rugs. Got a Mile High and smoked a Bronco secondary. Kenyan Drake's the type of dude who will put up numbies when he's on your bench in fantasy, but he's still hard in the DMs. Make Brian Edwards and the Raiders said, you've got mail, as the Raiders win a big 134-24.

In New England, where Kendrick Bourne in the USA is a true patriot, scoring a late touchdown to put his team ahead. But Ezekiel Elliott and the Cowboys were born to run. It was an axe throwing competition as Mack and Dak traded scores. In overtime, the Cowboys said, CG's nuts and Wham Bam thank you, lamb, scored to win the game

and Bill Bellachopstick could do anything but stand and watch while his lips blood everywhere. The Cowboys, 35, the Patriots, 29. We finish in Cleveland, where welcome to the O'Dell, California, such a lovely case, such a lovely case. As Keenum came in relief of Baker, Ray J. Green put out some good film as Kareem Kardashian hunt got his back blown out.

It's actually his calf, boom, thought some prayers. Mercury Morris is in retrograde as the 72 Dolphins can't pop that bubbly just yet as the Cardinals. The Cardinals? Huh? Huh? The Arizona Cardinals? The Arizona Cardinals?

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We will update that after that game goes final. So we will talk about that as soon as the game goes final. This welcome to the show, this is officially Loserville. Yeah, we are losers. We all just have made a series of poor decisions in our life that have brought us to this week of football and it's not good, buddy. Here, okay, so we're gonna get into all the games.

We're gonna recap all the games, but this happens and everyone needs to just remember this happened. So if you are similar to us right now living in Loserville, your team stinks, your picks stink, the games weren't that good this week and that's okay. There's always an off week in the NFL. Like there was, we got to the witching hour and there was pretty much nothing going on

besides the Vikings and Panthers game. And then in the night games, obviously the Cowboys and Patriots was a great game, but the other twos were kind of stinkers. It was just a down week and that's okay. It happens, we need to have perspective. We gotta learn from it, we gotta watch film, we gotta circle the wagons and we gotta just,

we gotta count on football. Football owes us after today. This was, you know what this was? This was just, you know, going into some good debt for football. We're showing that we will still be here when it sucks. They need to pay us back, the football gods. If you don't love football, football won't love you back.

Exactly. We're gonna say Hank. And we have an extra week this year. So it's like, we were due for one of these no matter what. Yeah, this was bonus football. This was the extra week. These always happen though. There's like two or three weekends of the football season

that you can point to every single year where it feels like everything goes against you. Now it happened that everything went against everyone in this room all at the same time. So it's extra special loser edition of Pardon My Take. But everyone knows this feeling because it happens. You'll have that one or two Sundays a year where you're like, do I really wanna do this?

Do I wanna, like this hurts. This is not fun on a personal, financial, whatever level, it's not fun. But you gotta just bounce back, gotta get off the mat and you gotta figure out a way to put one foot in front of the other. And you know, I don't know, just figure it out. You hear what I'm saying right now?

It's false confidence. I'm trying to pump myself up. You know what I think? I'm like the cowardly lion. You know what I think is gonna happen? I think we're gonna have a great Monday night football game. There we go. That's what's gonna happen.

Josh Allen. He has to save football. Josh Allen will save football. Actually, you know what? One of our teams didn't lose this weekend. The Jets. Oh yeah, the Jets. Congrats, Billy.

The Bye Week one. Mr. I&T, Bye Week was heavily favored. Guess you threw no interceptions this week. That's a fact. Zach Wilson. As we're saying this too, there's a Seahawks player that is very, very injured, which makes me even sadder because football just doesn't love anything right now.

But let's get into the games. Let's recap. We'll put on a brave face. We'll go through everything. Can I just say right off the top, I need you guys to carry me on this one. Yeah. I'm hurting.

Well, I need you to carry me. I'm me. I'm physically, okay. You know what? I'm spiritually hurting. He's not heavy. He's my brother. Yeah.

That's what they say, right? Physically, I'm spiritually broken. I need one footprint in the sand right now. I need that sort of moment. I need to find God because, unfortunately, he plays for the Green Bay Pass every twice a year. Because he is God. It's borderline criminal.

He's God. All right, let's get there. No, we're not starting there. Let's ease our way into it. We gotta start in London. We gotta start in London. I feel like it might be good for you to just get it all out. I'm gonna ease my way into it.

I'm gonna ease my way into it. Let's start in London, Jaguars, Dolphins. Did you know? I didn't know this until today. Which is incredible. The Jaguars got all the way to week six without making a field goal in a game. No, I didn't know that.

Yes. Did they even have a kicker? They did. I think their initial kicker Lambo got hurt and then they brought in Matthew Wright, who ended up. So this is how weird the Jaguar season is. They're 0-5 going into this game. They have Urban Meyer putting his finger up every chick's butt.

They can't do anything like well on the field. Even when it looks like they might win a game, they don't and they're no ones on the same page. They go to London. They're 0-4 in field goal attempts this year. And then they have Matthew Wright be the first player kicker in NFL history to make multiple 50 yarders in the last four minutes of a fourth quarter.

It's incredible. It's fucking crazy. Great job by Urban Meyer. We need to congratulate him when he does things correctly. He gotta win. It's been, what, two weeks since he's fingered a young woman's butt hole? Yep.

So he's on a hot streak. So you have to look at it. It's like put in perspective with the Raven streak that they had where it was, you know, what, 44 games in a row with a 100 yard rusher. Urban Meyer's knuckles have been clean for about a fortnight. That's true.

He's a reformed man. We'll give him respect on that one. But yeah, the kicks were actually kind of crazy because they had little Mason crossbar movement on them. Do you see that? So they bent inside. They've been in the right direction. We've seen some funny things with the kicker balls this year.

This guy, Matthew Wright, might just be the guy that's mastered the new kicking ball. You know, like how in the World Cup, like once every two or three World Cups, FIFA just introduces a ball that's impossible to save. But there's always like one person who can command it that understands how to kick it correctly. That's what's going on.

He knows how to kick these new balls. It's also very like, the game was crazy because they had, there was a moment in the game where the Jaguars were up 17-13 in field goal range, went forward on fourth down, not to make it a seven-point game. The Dolphins then scored a touchdown. So Jaguars needed a field goal to tie

and a field goal to win it. It's just insane that that happened, that they were 0-4, then they get Matthew Wright, makes two bomb kicks. Urban Meyer gets in the win column. The Jaguars get rid of that tweet that just been out there from last year when they won their first game of the season

and they said, not satisfied with 1-0 and then lost 20 straight games. That's gone. Trevor Lawrence looked good. Trevor Lawrence, like, I mean, he's going to be good. I'm pretty confident now that Trevor Lawrence, especially, like, you could, we should actually, like my column, Trevor Lawrence is actually

the greatest rookie quarterback of all time given the circumstances. Oh, I like that. Given the fact that his- What he's had to overcome so far. He's the horniest guy in the world. Yeah. The team stinks. Well, he also gets a hang of it.

The Jaguars. He hadn't won before. Yep. And you could say he's doing a great job at losing. Yeah. Like, he's, you know what he's doing? He's providing a steady hand and he's guiding, he's guiding this franchise during a tumultuous time

when they don't have a leader. And he came from a college where he didn't lose and also had probably the least horny coach. Yes. I would say Davos Swinney doesn't fuck. No. I'm very confident in that. Definitely not.

Definitely not. Maybe once a year after the college football committee puts Clemson into the final four. No, he's like, he looks down. He's like, my penis is a distraction. Yes. I need to get out there and start recruiting again. But it was, I mean, it wasn't a memorable game.

I think the most memorable part of this game was the fan that ran on the field. Yeah. Look, now there's a card out. Like this, it's just bad vibes. Bad vibes on a Sunday night. But I hope this player is okay. So there was a fan that ran on the field to start the game.

The, I, so. He dapped up the entire, the entire spot. It was great. It was great. Our good friend, Uncle Chaps, wants us to stop saying that the Jaguars should move to London. So here's me saying I will never say that again.

Okay. But I would like to say as one last thing, the Jaguars being London's team is very, very funny because of the fans dressing up. That picture of the guy and the dolphin, like the full, he was just, actually, I don't want to say guy cause he might've just been a dolphin. They might've just had a dolphin sitting in the stands

next to a fully face painted Jaguars fan. There's something about that matchup. I hope they play it every year in London because the fans dress up and they look ridiculous. The only thing I wish that they would add to it is bring back the gradient helmets that they used to have. They're like multicolored for that game for the Jaguars. Let them do that.

Maybe give them a color rush game as a treat. Have them do the electric mustard ones. But yeah, I actually like the dolphins wearing Kandy S uniforms when they're overseas. Because okay, you're in a soccer country. You get to wear the Kandy S stuff right now. I noticed Urban during the last couple of minutes of the game when they were attempting the kicks

that we were going to take him into overtime and then the game winner, he doesn't even look when his team is kicking a potential game winning field goal. I don't think he enjoys any part of football. I think he just likes being out of the house. He did say he was going to remember this one for the rest of his life. Yeah, it's going on the coffee table.

His first win in the NFL in London. Add this to the coffee table. It's, I saw him after the game and he was given his post-game speech. The sound was off, but I could see him gesturing with his fingers and I'm pretty sure he was doing the exact same. No, no.

Not that way. I'm pretty sure he was doing the exact same speech that they gave in Major League when they're like, that's one game. Now we try to win two games in a row. Then if we can win three, they call that a winning streak. I think that's actually what he was, he was like trying to joke with his team.

They're checked out though. Yeah, it was, I mean, it's more indictment on the Dolphins and where they currently are at. The two a thing is a problem. It's, so I will say that I don't really understand what the Dolphins were doing with Tua. He had a weird rib protector. He's coming back from injury.

They threw the ball, he threw the ball 47 times, which was one of the most that he's ever had to do in the NFL. I just don't like, I know we've gone through this last year, went back and forth with Dolphins fans. I think most Dolphins fans are now starting to see it that maybe he's not the guy. And the Deshaun Watson like watch officially,

I feel like is on right now because I think the trade deadline is what week eight. So it's kind of a now or never situation. And it feels like they will probably take a run at him because I don't think Tua is the guy. And I don't, he's a nice guy. He will disagree on my Dolphins Twitter timeline. What they think too is still the guy.

They think it's on the coaching. They think it's on everyone else. I thought he had a good game besides that one pick. It just feels like every time he has even a little bit of pressure, it like all falls apart. I mean, not saying 100% healthy definitely plays a fact. Yeah, when you have a guy that is a wait and see guy, those are the worst guys.

Those are the guys that like 10 years from now, 15 years from now, you look back and you're like, well, we really wasted three years. That's pretty much what happened with that Tana Hill. Yeah, he was very average for that. I was gonna say Tana Hill is the one example of the wait and see guy where it was actually like, okay, I guess he's good.

I guess we wait and saw and he's good. And he's good. He finally took the step forward. So you're right. Tua's first drive was really, really good. And then he had another really good drive somewhere in the middle of the game, but his first scripted drive was very good.

Obviously Dolphins fans will be like, well, dude, you backed Mitch for four years. Well, the difference I would say is that the Bears were actually like a good team for a while there. You know what I mean? Not because of Mitch, but it's a little different when you have a competitive team and you kind of see things a little differently

when you win games, when you lose games, it definitely clouds it. Maybe Tua will get better. I don't know. I just think that, and yeah, it's only his second year. Seeing Herbert be her. Yeah, you're trying to go through what I went through with Mahomes and Watson where it's like, fuck, this sucks.

Because you're watching the two guys that got taken around him and being like, well, that looks nice. I just don't know. I guess where I landed is the fact that the Dolphins are even considering Deshaun Watson tells you that they might not think Tua's the guy. Exactly, yeah.

Things have to get pretty bad to be like, well, how many dozens of women have accused him? Only two? Okay, only two dozen. Yeah, we can work with that. I'm fine with waiting and seeing because it honestly doesn't affect me whatsoever. Right, with Tua, I'm okay with it too.

We can wait and see. You know the wait and see guys. They will ruin your franchise because you're like, I think this guy can be good. If we just, if we get stability around him, have him have the same offensive coordinator for two years in a row, Jason Campbell was the ultimate wait and see guy.

This guy will eventually be good. By the way, just a quick update from the game. Like a very significant injury. So we hope this player's okay. It's, it looks bad. I don't know, but it looks really, really bad. So I hope everything's okay. They've had like two commercials, people are crying.

Yeah, it's not, it doesn't look good. But back to Tua, the only other thing I'd say is that, and this is gonna sound offensive, maybe. I don't know, I probably have a whole community come after me. I do think when you're wait and see guy and you're guy that might not be very good is also a lefty.

I don't know, I really do think lefties. I think we've heard players say that it's weird, it's different catching a ball from a lefty. Right, so there's been good left-footed punters, right? Yeah, there's been good lefty quarterbacks, but I do think that like, maybe that is very old school of me to reduce it to be like lefty, I don't want them, but I kind of lefty, I don't want them.

Well, lefties look sweet when they're in college. When they're throwing the ball that has the stripes on it. Right. And then in the NFL, lefties just look weird. Lefties look awesome when they're dribbling behind their back in basketball. I don't trust lefties. I think back in the day, like if you were a lefty,

you were a witch, right? Yes, that's actually a fact. I think my son might be a lefty. I was gonna say, you should actually, but you should lean into that. You are a lefty? Yeah. You are?

As a righty, I just want a righty coming in peace. That's weird, Jake. You right with your left? I throw and shoot with my left. But you don't right with your left. If I was a quarterback, I'd be a left handed quarterback. And you would stink. Yeah, I will say though, basketball completely different,

but much better looking shot, but left handed quarterbacks never look good like the LSU. I was saying this at the LSU game because they have a left handed quarterback. And I was just like, you have no confidence with a left handed quarterback. It's just not the same. It's, you just can't have to be a wait and see guy.

It must be harder to teach that guy too, right? Because you have to get a left handed quarterback teacher. And you have to do. Otherwise they just show you everything backwards. All right. So I just Googled best left handed quarterbacks. Tim Tebow is the first hit. Okay, not great start.

Scott Mitchell, Mark Bruno, Michael Vick, Steve Young, Boomer Siasen, Ken Stabler. Yeah, I just, I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Jake. If you ever thought you were gonna be a lefty quarterback. I've just always thought lefties are weird. What about the hefty lefty?

Yep. The hefty lefty, RIP, hell of a guy. But yeah, I just, listen, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Tim Tebow obviously wrote that list, right? Yeah, Tim Tebow wrote that list. Steve Young, very good quarterback, but it still looks weird.

It just does. I don't know what it is. It is weird. And yeah, I think if the wait and see guys are lefty, that's just like one other data point that you have to be like, there's something weird about him. Right.

My data. I'm rooting for Tua, but yeah, that's where I landed. We should also give credit to the new punter on the Jaguars. Or maybe he might not be the new punter. I think he's been their punter, but he just had a baby two days before the game. Yes, we got updated.

New baby alert. So I think he was probably the holder for those kicks, right? So that's why there was a little extra magic on the ball. Yeah, that's why those kicks went through. So Jaguars get the first win. Dolphins in a complete spiral. Did Shad Khan take the yacht over there? Because that used to always be a story

whenever the Jaguars would go over to London. It would be like Shad Khan is going to leave a month early and just sail across the Atlantic Ocean and park his yacht in London. With Jelen, yeah. Yeah, so I don't know if he's there. Maybe he'll take Urban Meyer back. Maybe that'd be funny if he just like pushed him

into the Atlantic Ocean on the way back. I was like, I don't know. He woke up in the morning. He wasn't here anymore. He's not here. Yeah, yeah. Can't prove that. All right, next up.

Again, we're easing our way into it. So one more and then we'll ease our way into it. But Bengals Lyons, Dan Campbell's broken. He's a broken man. Unfortunately, I want to say Dan Campbell's a broken man. He cried last week. I thought they would have a bounce back from the cry. They did not have a bounce back from the cry.

The Bengals whooped him. And not only do they whoop him, but Dan Campbell, I never thought Dan Campbell would be a sad field goal guy. Dan Campbell's a sad field goal guy. They kicked a field goal down 27-nothing with eight minutes left. Okay, I'm- That's a sad field goal guy.

I'm okay with kicking the field goal to get some points so that you don't get shut out. Because you can build on that. It's tough. But it's sad. It's tough to take- It's a sad thing to send your special teams out when you're down 27-nothing in the fourth quarter

and be like, going out there guys, kick that field goal. Maybe he knew people that took the over. And he was trying to do them a favor. And then the best is, I think that Dan Campbell, in his football guyish life, realized that the sad field goal was spitting in the face of the football gods because he then down 38-11

with a little more than two minutes left, burned all his time out to try to get the ball back. Okay. Or 34-11. Right, 34-11. He wanted to play more football. That's it. He wanted to kick forth sad field goals.

You know what Anthony Lin called that play? That does remind me of an old Anthony Lin like bird brain play. Yeah. It's a kick that- You know the sad field goal. It makes everyone feel sad. Even the Lions fans were in the background of the field goal.

All of them were just flipping off the camera. Like, this is sad. What are we doing here? It just bums you out when a team does that. The sad field goal isn't as bad as a sad punt though. Like, if you're getting your ass kicked and it's halfway through the fourth quarter, let's say you're on your own 20-yard line

and it's fourth and, you know, 17. Yeah, you're going to punt. You don't want it. It's not going to help anything to punt, but maybe it'll take them a couple more plays to get back into your end zone afterwards. You're just trying to like make it so they don't score immediately

when they get the ball back. But everybody involved knows that it's not going to be good. Yeah, the sad punt, I would agree. But the sad field goal, I just didn't think Dan Campbell would be that guy. Because, you know, the Lions have been bad, but they've fought and that was such a white flag. Like, what are we doing here?

I think it's just one of those pride things. Not having a shutout means a lot to a guy like Dan Campbell. If you tell Dan Campbell you're going to go to the stadium and not score any points at all, like Dan, that would make him cry. That would make him spontaneously combust. No one wants to go to work environment like that. So I think he was just looking out for the guys,

being like, hey, you know, you fought till the end. That's what he was going to say. If you look at our graph on when our points were scored, we actually improved as the game went on. When, so my question is, and we'll get to the Bengals in a second, or when are we officially on O and 17? Watch with the Lions.

I don't think we're there yet. I don't, but that was a really bad game today. And they have, I'm looking at their schedule right now. There aren't a ton of winnable games left. You have a double revenge game next week. Stafford versus Rand's. Yes, that's right. But there aren't a ton of winnable games left

on the schedule for them. They have the Eagles at home. Yeah, that one maybe. Maybe at the Steelers, at the Browns. They, I mean, they play the Bears Thanksgiving Day. Who knows? But I just, they're not playing the Jets. They're not playing the Jaguars.

They're not playing the Texans. So I'm getting a little nervous and I love Dan Campbell. I want Dan Campbell to succeed. If Dan Campbell goes O and 17 as a coach after going O and 16 as a player, that would be the first coach to ever lose 17 games. But he did it as a player too with the Lions. That would make me incredibly sad.

God gives me. That would make me sadder than a sad field. God gives his hardest struggles to his toughest shoulders, right? Yeah, and he was very angry in the post game, which, you know, he's got the fight. He wants to keep fighting. I just, it's just sad.

But all right, so let's talk about the Bengals because the Bengals, we were having the debate during the game. I think the Bengals have graduated from not bad and they're inching very close to good. The Bengals right now, if you're grading them on a curve scale of the Bengals' expectations, this is the best Bengals team of all time.

Right. The Bengals are absolutely dominating everyone's perception of what they think that the Bengals are. So on that curve, they're a very good team. When you compare them to other football teams. Yeah, that's what I was doing. I was saying, so they just, they maybe last week or the week before

officially got their cap and gown and walked through graduation of the not bad teams. And now they are, they're in school, they're getting their masters in, maybe a good team. And who knows, they could maybe become a good team. And their defense plays like, their defense, and the Lions offense has problems, but they were lights out in the first half.

I think the Lions had like 60 yards total of offense in the first half. Joe Burrow, we love him. They can do a lot of it. Like they have good running game, good receivers. So I, yeah, I think they might, they might get close to being good. I'm officially ready to declare today at four and two,

their second in the AFC North, as we stand right now. The Cincinnati Bengals are good-ish. Good-ish. Okay, yeah. They're a good-ish football team. That means they just finished year one of law school. Yeah. That's good.

Yeah, so they're, which is the hardest year. No, they're working, they're putting in some part time, getting paid like, you know, paralegal dues right now. They're working 80 hours a week and getting paid nothing. And they're like, I love this. This is a great decision. I'm so happy I decided to be a lawyer.

Yeah, sure. Shout out to lawyers who are listening to this right now because they know that pain and they're deep down. Hourly charge. They're like, this, this sucks. Yeah, so I'm looking at the Bengals schedule moving forward. They, I'm ready to say it. I think the Bengals are gonna be a 500 ball club.

Ooh. So next week is gonna be the big test. So next week is going to be, well, Hi. They're gonna, they're gonna get a tie. 88 and one. Yep, 81. I mean, they do have the tie energy.

Always. Yeah, they can tie anybody. Actually like the Patriots and the Bengals are kind of existing on similar planes right now, where the Bengals can tie anyone. The Patriots can, should have beat any team in this, in this league. Yes, or should have lost to any team.

Or should have lost. Yeah, should have lost. But the Bengals have it set up perfectly where they get a huge, huge test next week at the Ravens. If they beat the Ravens, they're officially graduated to good. That's gonna be a tie. That's, I think,

I think they're gonna tie the Ravens. And then, but the nice thing about their schedule is they play the, the Ravens next week, which is gonna be an enormous test. And then they play the Jets the week after, which will be a nice bounce back no matter what. Like if you suck against the Ravens, you have the Jets as kind of like,

there's always money in the banana stand. Yeah, it's a little Bloody Mary game. Right. It's like, okay. You fix it up. You, you win out hard. And then this is just going to ease you back into playing football.

Right. So yeah, the Bengals, the credit to the Bengals. Cause listen, beating bad teams, you still get credit for beating bad teams. Yep. You do. All right.

One more before we get to the other stuff. Colts Texans. So here's the other thing we found out about today. The Colts, the Texans are truly terrible. So they, they did a little rope adobe on us this year because they won week one against the Jaguars. And any team that wins week one, you're like, ooh, they could be,

this could, this could be something. And then they lost, they, they played tough against the Browns and they played tough against the Patriots. So they did adjust enough like Mirage, where you're like, hey man, the Texans are kind of frisky. They won't roll over.

No, no, no. They stink. They're a really bad team. This is a big rollover game. We had, we had a little flash of Davis Mills last week in that first half, then he turned back into Davis Mills. So I think we, we have a pretty good feeling

of what Davis Mills is right now. And that's a guy that loses three to 31 to the Indianapolis Colts. Yes, three. That actually makes it even more painful. That was like almost a British thing, three to 31. Yeah. The, the craziest stat about this game

is the Texans actually had nine more minutes of offense than the Colts and they scored three points. So he uses, so Col uses every part of the play clock. He like, really likes to take it. That's, I think that's all that means is they had more time in possession because it takes them longer to actually get the plays called in and have them set up.

Not, and not because they were like dominating in the running game, although they did have, they had 124 yards rushing. Yeah. No, I mean, they do a couple of things every now and then in a few games where you're like, hey, the Texans, they're pros like Pete Prisco said, but no, no, no, they are, they are officially in the running

for worst teams, the NFL. This game was over before it started because the roof was open in Indy for the first time all year. And the shadows, if you think the shadows during the Dallas Cowboys afternoon games are bad. When they have the roof open in Indy, it looks like, you know, when,

when you see an old broadcast of like a game from the 1960s or something, and it's before anything was really engineered to be optimized for television, when they didn't think anybody would even be watching. That's what the Indy field looks like when the roof's open. So that's a hostile environment to go into and have to play for Davis Mills.

And then honestly, I forgot that T.Y. Hilton wasn't playing until he was back today. It was a big deal. It was a huge deal. So he activated. He had neck surgery and now he's back playing again and he's dominating again. I love T.Y. Hilton.

I do too. Underappreciated player. For his, his post game press conference after his, his baby was born. Still one of my favorites. Yep. I think the Texans should consider letting a fan play quarterback.

That would be cool. I think that's, that would be more entertaining, yeah. Yeah. Anything other than what's going on right now. Jonathan Taylor is awesome, which is always great to see because I need Wisconsin players to be good in the pros so that we can get recruits because we just barely beat army,

which was actually by the side note was one of the funniest games of the weekend because it took like two hour, two and a half hours to play. Yep. And the, the Wisconsin army game finished before Tennessee Ole Miss got into the fourth quarter and Tennessee Ole Miss started a half hour before Wisconsin army.

See, I always respect that if you're gonna make me watch like painful version of football, which I mean, army football can be fun to watch sometimes when they just like dominate people and run them over. The triple option works. It's a thing of beauty. It's amazing. It's poetry.

But yeah, at least make it fast. At least have the games. And I think that the football team played like by far the fastest games last year when they were just really, really bad. And it's always nice to be able to like end a little bit early and then get to watch what actual football looks like in that same time slot.

Yeah, get that, that time slot. The Colts, just a quick word on the Colts. So even though the Colts are, what are they, two and four, two and four now? I think they're two and four. They are. They, I think we talked about this last week, but they are very much in the AFC South.

Like they, they are probably going to end up, I was looking at their schedule. They're probably gonna be a 500 team, like in late November, going into the home stretch. Like they're, so even though it feels like the Colts aren't anything special right now, I guarantee you that they will be like part of the playoff picture come December.

So I think I'm ready to maybe start getting tempted by Carson Wentz again. No, don't. Just, just look like this. If you, if you look at the last two games, I know, I know the elbows are bad. The long elbow sleeve that he has, the really high white socks, I get all of it.

The thing where he runs around and gets, he gets scared in the backfield. Like he has like a sensitivity to loud noises and he panics. There's a lot to not like about Carson Wentz, but I'm still finding myself being like, maybe they fixed him. Maybe Carson Wentz got fixed. I don't know.

Like that's, that's the whole thing is like, maybe going out to Indianapolis, maybe that will fix him reuniting him with Frank Reich. And I mean, he played good against Ravens last week. Talk to this to yourself. He played pretty good. I have just finally gotten overthinking this. And I was done even, I think I talked you out of believing

that like two weeks ago. Well, I stopped around last year, but I like, I truly don't think he's good anymore. And it was a very freeing thing, both like embedding and just life to just not have to think all the time about how Carson Wentz, oh, this might be the game that he recaptures that year where he almost won MVP.

You know what's really puzzling about Carson Wentz is his rib protector that he wears. The rib protector, it's ridiculous. It's egregious. It's like he basically has just a giant cylinder of plastic around his torso at all times. And I've never seen a quarterback that has. Look at this.

Look how big that thing is. It's enormous. Yeah. I should probably wear one of those. I do wear one of those. He wears a girdle. That's why I look like that. He wears a girdle.

Yeah, I do wear one of those. All right, so this game's about to end. Oh, is the time over? This is- They spiked it. Now the dilemma is, is there one second or zero? OK, interesting. Well, should we do another game real quick

before we finish and recap this one? Let's do another one. All right, let's just go. Let's just keep- DK just absolutely choked the game. Yeah, he just fumbled. He caught it. He could have just ran out of bounds and he fumbled it.

Well, he couldn't turn. He was trying to, well, he was trying to make a play and basically run through everyone. Yeah, DK just spiked all of that. It's DK. He'll go towards the end zone. But if you need him to get out of bounds, he's the last player that you want with the ball in your hands.

Yes. All right, well- That's a Ted Jyn specialist. We'll delay the Bears package for another couple of minutes here. Well, let's just do a couple more games before we get to that. I'm going to start crying. Yeah, that was a stupid, stupid play by DK Metcalfe.

That was awareness zero. I DK Metcalfe. Yeah. Rams Giants, another one of these games, like there were so many games today that just weren't interesting because they were just blowouts. The only interesting part of this game was Eli and Tom Coughlin were back.

I actually think the Giants, given their current state, should bring Eli back for every home game. Like just make every home game and Eli ceremony of some sorts. Because I don't know how else you're going to get fans to cheer, especially when Daniel Jones at home is not. I mean, we've talked about it, but Daniel Jones at home is just not good. And he was bad today. And obviously, a receiver slipped in one play.

But I think the first play of the game, he fumbled, they recovered it. But that was like, oh, it's going to be one of those Daniel Jones days. This was one of the games where if this one was going to be competitive, it would have given us a way better feeling going into the rest of the slate on Sunday. But you knew that this game was a blowout. You're like, all these games are going to suck. There's good bellwether for how the Sunday was going to go.

And it was competitive for the first quarter. And then Tony gets hurt. And then Kaderious Tony gets hurt, which the Giants, I know that every team thinks that they have the worst injury luck. I do actually think the Giants might have the worst injury luck, at least this year, because it feels like every time they have a guy step forward, he gets injured. I think they're down to like their fourth and fifth string wide receivers

that are starting right now. Obviously, Saquon's out for, I don't know, probably forever with a softball size ankle. Yep. But that sucked. Kaderious Tony's fun to watch. They need to bring Madison Hedgecock back to the games. That'll get people back out to, was it MetLife?

Yeah, MetLife will be packed with farmers only day. So yeah, so the Giants stink. I think we're officially on Joe Judge Watch. Yeah, because you can't be Joe Judge and coach the way that Joe Judge does and lose. Correct. If you win, then everything's great. And it's like, oh, this guy's figured out how to coach in the NFL.

He's a genius because he makes his players run laps. But yeah, the hard ass coaches, when they don't win, that's when things go sour. Correct. That's when your sianos happen. Things of that nature. Things, yeah. Things fall apart very quickly for Joe Judge types. And speaking of their injuries, Joe Judge in a blowout was playing all the starters

at the end of the game, which is another one like, hey, maybe you're not the guy. Maybe pack it in, yeah. Yeah, maybe pack it in. Maybe, maybe protect your players. You're already like walking wounded team. I just think Joe Judge, he feels like, he feels like the first to go. Do you think that, gone to your head, if you're a Giants fan, do you miss, like, do you allow yourself in secret moments to admit that maybe you missed

McAdoo just a little bit? I miss him. I mean, those big suits. I miss him. Yeah, the Giants, the hair, the mustache, the tiny door that he had to his office. At least he's funny. We never actually confirmed whether or not that was true, but it's my favorite rumor that McAdoo had like a door that went into his office that was 60% the size of a normal door.

Every other door in the building. I choose to believe it's true because it's funny. Cam, would you take McAdoo back? No, he said no. Cam says no, no, absolutely not. I would take him back just because he is a funny in the slick back hair and the oversized suit. But yeah, Joe Judge, it feels like Joe Judge is about to a couple more weeks and he could be the first coach.

Yeah, I could see that. Yeah. Because almost every other coach running through the list, they are either in a situation they knew they were going to be shitty going into this year. It's rare to have a combination of like a relatively new coach that has expectations that's being judged against him. Joe Judge, unfortunately for him, has expectations. Right, exactly.

And in terms of the Rams, another one of those ones that you just chalk up to good teams just blow out bad teams. Matt Stafford had an incredible no look pass. Did you see that? Well, no big cap because his name isn't Patrick Mahomes. That's true, that's a fact. That's a fact. But yeah, that was an incredible no look pass.

Cooper Cup. Cooper Cup is now through six weeks, statistically halfway to a career year, his career year, which he had a couple of years ago where he had like 10 touchdowns, 1,100 yards. I think he's at five touchdowns, 600 yards right now. So he is on fire. And yeah, the Rams like credit to the Rams for kicking the shit that second quarter where they scored 28 points and that was just it.

So yeah, I don't know what else to say besides the Rams are a lot better than the Giants right now. So yeah, Jake brought it up earlier, but the double revenge game coming next week. That'll be some good story lines. It's like guess who's line is in anyway. Guess who's line is the game. It's in Detroit, right? All right.

Guess who's line is in anyway. It's in LA. Okay. I'm going to say Rams minus. I'm going to go 11 and a half. I'm going to go 13 and a half. Okay. 13 and a half.

Rams minus 13 and a half. 14 and a half. I think I got to take Dan Campbell. Damn. No, don't. Don't do this to yourself. Well, I know it could feel good at the end of the game. Yeah, I just I can I bet on the Lions not to get shut out.

That's what I want to do. Yeah, we should put that up there. Will Dan Campbell attempt a sad field goal? Yes. Although what? Absolute hard-o move to trot Russell Wilson out there when he's not even playing. Oh, I didn't see that.

Yeah. That is. I bet you he's not even captain right now. He's just taking mental reps. What is Russell Wilson doing out there? That was cool. We should just talk about this game real quick. I can't believe that Russell Wilson got caught practicing his two-minute drive

by himself on the field beforehand. That was crazy. I've never I think he wanted to just do that in peace and not have anyone see it. But unfortunately, the NBC cameras, because it isn't actually televised game, did catch him going through that. And it ended up going around Twitter and social media and being like, look at Russell Wilson. He cares so much.

He's not even playing tonight, but he's still practicing before it's reminiscent of hard knocks when JJ didn't know that HBO was filming at the time and he was rapping to Fort Minor. Right. It's sad because like these are private moments that these athletes are trying to have, trying to improve their craft, get better. I mean, the dedication that he has to, you know, just happen to need to do this exercise right before their game that was going to be on national television. Like it shows you this.

This guy works hard. Okay. Yes. And he doesn't do it for the accolades. Nope. He doesn't because he loves the game. He misses the game. He's only been he's only been out of the game for one week.

He misses it that bad that he's got to practice it by himself, like a crazy person running routes and running in the pocket and running a two minute offense. And again, I think that anyone who tweeted out that video should be reprimanded because it was clear that Russell Wilson was trying to have a private moment by himself with no cameras around because that's just the type of guy he is. Yeah. Great. He's a great guy, great leader.

And it is the first weekend that he's never played while he's been in the NFL. So he doesn't, he actually doesn't know what to do for himself. He's going to do this every week. He's absolutely doing it. Yeah. He's doing it every single week. He strikes me as a guy that would have like a commercial, a new commercial that would come out for like, I don't know, Bo's headphones or something like that sponsoring that particular week of his recovery.

Right. Like it's going to be finger week next week. Well, no, that's actually not a good way. No, that's not. We'll go back to the drawing board on that one. Yeah. But also this game had a fan on the field too, right in the first quarter. Yes, that's right.

We're entering a very dangerous time where I think we're going to have to have some hard discussions as a society. And I warned you guys about this. We need to see the fans on the field. Yes. We need to show us the show. Show them. I want to see them getting lit up.

I want to see how they run around. I want to be able to grade a fans performance alluding security forces. We can see them on the internet. The videos are going to get out anyways. Just show them on the national broadcast. I want to have, I want to have Kevin Harlan narrating it like it's a cat that's running across the field at MetLife. Yes. I want to get that little bit of pleasure from watching sports on TV.

Why do they not show them? I need it. I agree. They rob us of the moment. We know the fans there. Yeah. We see them run on the field. Show the whole thing.

I want to see the fan juke out one security guard who might be a little bit overweight. The security guard falls over, tips over onto his nose. And then the next guy lights them up. That's a beautiful piece of choreography that I think we're deprived of. Here's the, here's a little pro tip for all the media companies out there who are broadcasting these games. You're trying to get everyone to watch your streaming service. Have there be a policy on your streaming service that you will always show any fan that runs on the field. Yeah, you pay extra for that.

I will, I would absolutely be like, all right, I'm going to watch this game on the cock and not on NBC. Yeah, it's just, it's weird because, you know, like you see the actual game of football where you've got TJ Watt just like punching people in the face. And then they're like, no, but we can't show this fan. Yeah, we can't show the fan. By the way, I did learn today that you're not allowed to punch somebody in football. Yep. I always, I knew that you couldn't do it after the play.

I knew that you couldn't try to punch them in their face, but you're not allowed to try to punch somebody in their body. Which is kind of bullshit. It is bullshit. You should be able to punch. You should absolutely be able to punch. That's the, the next iteration of the XFL should be like, guess what? Punching is allowed.

Yeah, punching is bad. In this version of football. Yes. Because we're not anti-football pussies. We're going to, we're going to, we're going to be able to punch. You can punch any part of the body. It will be fun. It'll be heavyweights punching each other.

Or one guy gets to punch. Yeah. One guy per team. Yes, one puncher per team. And he has a knife. The Big Ben pump fake, he just, he's been playing with, with fire. He just loves to pump. He's pumping all the time.

And then he finally pumped himself into a fumble. No more talk rule. I learned that tonight. Didn't realize that. I forgot that they got rid of it. But yeah, Big Ben just pumped. He just loves to pump fake. The pump fakes are, and they were talking about it earlier in the broadcast too.

They were saying how, you know, how dynamic his pump fakes are, how he gets everybody to bite on him. And we saw exactly why. It's because when Ben usually tries to do a pump fake, he actually believes he's going to pass the ball. Correct. Until the very, very last second. Correct.

So it, it isn't really a pump fake. It's just an aborted pass at that point. Yes. Yes. And so you saw him try to do that in this game. And he just, he held on like one half second to, it looked like he had spider-tack on the end of his hand. The ball like stuck in and he knew that he was in trouble when his arm was

fully extended. He was like, well, I've gone too far now. So yeah, this is going to end poorly. I'm fucked. Yeah. Um, all right. Let's, uh, why don't we do a quick ad and then we will, I will talk about Aaron Rodgers owning my entire life.

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So go visit our great friends over at get upside and download that up today. Okay Packers 24 bears 14. All right. You want to do Raven's Chargers? I think what Aaron Rodgers did today is disgusting. I think it's gross. I don't understand the taunting rules in the NFL. He gets to say so the exact quote was I've owned you all my fucking life.

I own you. I still own you. That was to the Bears fans. He said that there was some phantom Bears fan a woman who was giving him the finger. I don't believe that. I would like to see video proof before I believe that. Wait for all the facts to come out. Yeah wait for all the facts to come out.

In all seriousness it was funny because I tweeted that right after and I had you know when you get the Twitter crossover to it gets retweeted to enough people that have no idea who you are that I had like 1500 replies of people just calling me soft and like this is insane that you actually are this upset about it. I am this upset about it. I'm not obviously upset that he talks shit. I the worst part about the entire experience is he's correct. He does own me.

He owns my life. The two worst days of my year are when the Bears play the Packers and I have to watch. It's the same thing every year. And even in the first quarter I was like oh my god like this was an awesome first drive. We the game starts. We play great defense. Justin Fields takes him down the field. Score a touchdown.

This is going to be different. No no no no. It's never different. Aaron Rodgers owns my fucking life and I'm sick of it and I just I'm sad about it. The thing is he knows that he owns you. You know that he owns you. It just didn't need to be said. Right.

It was me. It was it was it was understood. You know like I get it. It's not like you were sitting here pretending that he didn't own you. It was yeah it was very mean spirited and thoughts and prayers to this one Bears fan on Reddit. Did you see this. I'm going to do a little Monday reading. I mean it's he's everything he says is right.

It's one thing as a fantasy Aaron Rodgers saunter into the end zone to score the game ceiling touchdown with his own two hands. It's what he's been doing for literally my entire life as a Bears fan and sometimes it just be like that. But to hear him all right now I'm on team Aaron Rodgers right now but to hear him stare the crowd down and yell I own you I still own you crushed my soul to a new level. It's served as a reminder that Aaron Rodgers isn't just an idea. He's a real human being that comes into our city once a year and fucks my shit up.

Aaron Rodgers is the boogeyman and I fully expect him to be there when I die staring into my eyes smiling softly. I still own you. Yeah. No it's terrible. He's 22 and five against the Bears. Rent free doesn't begin to cut it. It's not even rent free because rent free like I admit everything.

You know what I mean like you rent free is when you're like oh it doesn't bother me. It bothers me. It sucks. It sucks how much he owns the Bears. They've beaten the Bears have beaten the Packers three times in the last decade. One was because Joe Philbin was coaching. Another was Shane McClellan broke Aaron Rodgers in half. So yeah remember that Aaron Rodgers Shane McClellan fucking snapped you in half.

You bitch. That was mean of me. I don't want to stoop to his level. No he goes low I go high. I think that was well the fact that he went after an entire city made it I guess so he could get away with it because if you taunt one person yeah it's a crime. If you taunt a million people it's a statistic. But you know what I'm saying like it's not rent free.

It's it's because he I admit it like it just sucks. He fucking beats the Bears all every time and it sucks and there's nothing I can do about it and every time I go into it thinking it's going to be different and every time it's the exact same thing and it just is what it is. I just have to this is why when I was like obsessed with him maybe retiring in the off season you understand why yeah because the idea like the best part of my year was the fact that there was a moment in time when I thought Aaron Rodgers might actually retire. Well he he definitely considered it but I think that this is why he came back.

I think that he obviously doesn't he didn't do it to win Super Bowls. Well he doesn't he doesn't have like he's not a football guy. He doesn't like bleed football obviously. He has a wife and he likes art. So he has other things that he's interested in. Correct. Big red flag. First of all in your quarterback flag.

But what he really loves is just making entire city of people pissed off at him. It's he loves it. It's personal. He's he personally he loves to do this to the Bears. I think he hates football fans and so the best way that he can get back at football fans is just by beating their teams. So I don't really have any spin zones. I don't have anything positive.

I do think Justin Fields played well at times. I do. I also think that like his processing needs to speed up. There's times when he like he doesn't run. He doesn't run when it's clearly a time to run. He kind of like moves to try to get more time for his guys down down the field and he misses opportunities to pick up plays with his legs. So I you know there's Gino Smith just fumbled.

T.J. yeah T.J. watchers ran the punch play again. The punch play. So it's you know it's bad. Like I think the Bears are still in that weird zone of they're not terrible but they're clearly not good. If they had won this game I would have been like oh they might be good. But yeah Aaron Rodgers owns me. It's it's awful.

I don't even know when we play them again but it will be another worst day of my year. And as long as he's on the Packers twice a year every year I will be miserable and everything will suck and my soul will be crushed. It kind of kicks ass to have a Sunday night football. Oh it can be flexed. That can be flexed. Don't. I don't want that.

I don't want that. Flex are probably involved. You guys going on a big losing streak. I don't want that either. I honestly that might be better. That might be better than having to do Sunday. I might just it's going to be Sunday night football and he's going to own you. Billy if we get to Sunday if it's Sunday football Bears Packers I give you permission

to hit me with a frying pan and knock me out. Drop a piano on my head when I'm not looking. Knock me out and wake me up on Monday. Seriously. Okay gotcha. All right thank you. Other notes from the game Eddie Jackson can't tackle that really sucks and Rizul Douglas should be in jail for what he did Justin Fields.

Noted. That was it. That was a dirty hit. Also just in jail. He had another nice fumble recovery today. Yes he did. He's amazing at recovering fumbles. He's the king of them.

And Khalil Herbert is like he's doing a great job as the third running back now because we've had injuries and COVID and all that shit. And then guess what the Bears have to play the box next week on nationally televised for 25 games. So that will be awesome. All right let's keep going. You want to do Chiefs Washington football team. Yeah.

Okay. So I'll just pass the baton of sad. Okay. This is yeah we are fucking losers on this show. Yeah. No it's a loser I said it was we all lost. It's loserville. I'll give you some stats and then I'll let you take it from there.

So the game starts. Everyone expects the Chiefs to have their big bounce back game. There's big galvanizing. The Chiefs are okay. It didn't go that way. Patrick Holmes was bad in the first half. He was 13 for 23. 222 yards.

Zero touchdowns. Two interceptions. He sucked. His mom was making excuses on Twitter saying okay people that should this was talking about the interception where he threw it and Tyree kill it went through Tyree kills hands bounced up intercepted. She said okay people that should not be an interception on the QB that should be a fumble or anything else.

Just putting it out there. Go Chiefs. I love that from her. Yeah. That's ride or die. I actually like that. Yeah that's right. I don't expect them.

It would be concerning to me if the mom was like yeah that that pass could have been better. That's what you would expect like a hardcore dad to do. Yes. To be like to actually give honest assessments. But mom mom has to have your back. Has to. All right so last thing and then I'll let you just take it from there but the game turned at halftime spot rack is that am I saying that I think it's spot rack the place where you can

look up all the contracts. Tweeted out Holmes has $440 million left on his contract 69 guaranteed through 2023. So like we were at that point where they were. It's an absurd tweet to have. Is Patrick Mahomes an albatross. Yeah it's an absurd but we had reached that point. Like even Stephen Chay was saying other quarterbacks get killed for this. Why is Patrick Mahomes get off the hook.

Well I'll tell you why he gets off the hook because in the second half he went 19 for 24 175 yards to touchdown zero interceptions. And yeah he's still the best quarterback in the NFL when he's like on. We were literally having the debate like has the league figured out Patrick Mahomes in the first half of this game. And it's like no trust me he's still Patrick Mahomes he'll be fine. Although if they didn't want to trade him to the Washington football team I would give up Taylor Heineke.

Yes he's an asset but. So yeah so you take it from there tell I mean Taylor Heineke. I may have I may have spoke slightly too soon on saying Taylor Heineke is our guy. He's a guy I think he's gone to he's he's definitely a guy and he's there and he can be the guy. But a lot of times he's just not the guy. Yes. And so he had he had some really bad interceptions today didn't play well all in all but I mean

the main story going into this week was how you know if you had told me week one when this you remember when the stadium actually leaked shit onto Washington football team fans. I do. If you had told me that wouldn't be the worst in stadium experience of the year I would have probably said that you're crazy. Turns out they figured out a way to one up it by announcing the Sean Taylor Jersey retirement three days before they were going to have the game leading a lot of people to be like yo does this have anything to do with the giant fail son Bruce Allen's emails that keep coming out.

And they the team denied that it was some of the family members close to Sean Taylor were saying that they just heard about it like three days ago. I know that they had like an event planned four months ago they said OK we're going to this is going to be alumni weekend and we're going to take that opportunity to honor Sean Taylor at halftime we're going to dedicate a road to him. That was clearly all planned out in advance but every single time I've seen somebody from the team defend this Jersey retirement they've been very careful with their language and they've said it was always our intent to honor Sean Taylor but I haven't seen anything that says like

literally we had always planned to retire as Jersey and the Washington football team doesn't retire jerseys I think we have two other jerseys that we've ever retired in the history of the franchise. I have a question for you. At least no one did a TikTok on his number on the field right. No that's actually it was a fire TikTok though Jackson Holmes he always brings it. So you I gotta I gotta say like the art may have been worth it in that context. No it was bad. So it was bad. It just everything you just said and then add on the fact that Jackson Holmes and there's a picture of him standing in a very roped off area yes that is Sean Taylor's number spray painted onto the field. It's like you know what it's like at at the pro football hall of fame

R.P. David Baker. Oh fuck not dead but no not dead well still with us as far as as far as work concerned yes. Yeah so uh so you know how they had Godel's chair set up behind those ropes that was like what the what the spray painted jersey number on the field was and they definitely had to step over those ropes he's like this is actually a great place for a TikTok. You know what if if I die I give Jackson Holmes permission to film a TikTok dance at my funeral. Okay I would actually like to be memorialized that way. That was tough. That was tough but um I gotta say like I've seen a lot of dirty shit from this franchise yeah and this might cost me my position as the Washington football fan and ambassador um I but if they literally were exploiting Sean Taylor's

death the one player that I care about right the one bright spot that we've had like Sean Taylor's my favorite football player of all time everybody in that city absolutely loves him uh and if they were exploiting his death to get the stank off of their front office um or people that used to work in their front office that's a new low and I and I think they were I I might be out no that's out that's that's a very that's a low I never thought that they would ever stoop to yeah I mean I kind of actually thought they would I might be yeah I get nothing but it actually is very yeah Washington football team. The Bruce Allen emails are very funny too because it's very clearly his job as the ultimate fail son the the son of the former coach of the team his job was

like okay uh go sit at a desk for 12 hours a day um and email the guy email bikini pictures to the guy that you most recently played golf with right and then make a joke about a black guy getting an interview right and that was your day-to-day job yes and obviously didn't produce anything on the field but I probably shouldn't be I shouldn't be shocked at anything at this point especially after the shit leak situation but um but it's bad it's it's really bad if that's what I would actually like went down and I think they planned it out yeah and so in terms of the game too yeah what defense is bad so I said this to JP Finlay on Friday when I went on DC I said if you're going to plan the Sean Taylor Jersey retirement well in advance how about just not

make it against the Chiefs right right if we're if we truly had this planned out four months ago I don't know can we maybe find out when the Lions are coming to town a game we could actually win yeah but to play against the Chiefs yeah that was you know what though I always had this one circled as a loss when I looked at the schedule so there you go so good news is we get to get back on the right track by playing against the Bucks and the Packers and at Denver so pretty good stuff um yeah I mean like looking at the schedule do play do it against the Seahawks Monday night football right after Thanksgiving yeah like like give him a give it a national audience where you could actually honor him it's just it's gross it's disgusting and uh also the defense is too

the defense is really bad it's it's it's still do you know do you know how dumb I am I no one cares about your fantasy team I drafted the Washington football team in fantasy defense because I was like they were so good last year and I just forgot I had done that and I was just losing and then I realized this week I was like oh I'm getting like negative points every single week because they're that bad so you by benching your defense you're scoring more points I picked up the Panthers I was like okay we'll try this because it's just it's baffling there this bad I also really can someone do an investigation onto what Chase Young is doing with his helmet did you see in the first half so the first half he had like a million pieces of

tape that was a Sean Taylor thing oh that was Sean Taylor and then he took it off yeah I don't know why it took it off probably because it might be harder to see through it yeah I don't but yeah he was doing so I didn't take it off I was like why'd you take it off I saw that he changed it um Chase also comes out of the game at weird times yeah he does I don't know why but like a on a third down in the third quarter I don't know that he should really be off the field because he's still good I hope no he's very good no no he's very good you still have that I just don't everybody's talking about his consecutive games without a missed tackle streak that's there you go that's the new Ravens 100 yard rush that's huge I I just don't it's baffling to me how they

can be this bad I don't I think that's oh I mean probably a Jack Del Rio like you're gonna have to just fire him and hope it gets better um but and then it doesn't it doesn't help the fact that Taylor Heineke is is is not good he's not he's a guy he's not I think I think we also the last couple weeks we've answered the question if Ryan Fitzpatrick gets healthy I think he has his job back I would I would say at this point yes right so that kind of tells you everything about Taylor but we'll always have that Giants game we always have that Giants game and covering the spread which feels like 10 years ago um and more this week what video that video this week oh what did you guys play a competition maybe who Billy versus Jake maybe and how to go they'll have to tune in and find out

did Billy did you win a couple oh okay out of how many a lot okay but they were a couple out of a lot they're like cool ones it wasn't like the cool ones like like a sports competition or like anything there's no real sports there's no yeah we should go do some real sports just ask like what what would you compete with against Jake and Jake would beat you in everything it's we could do like 40 yard dash okay bench press max okay squats you're describing exercising mm-hmm well we could also like play basketball mm-hmm not tennis what about pop a shot that's pretty close to basketball do you guys do that oh that's you must have won that no that's like not real basketball shooting oh okay I actually think Jake could beat Billy in real basketball you think so yeah okay that's what we're doing on

Thursday I don't think so I don't think so I think I think Jake good no let's go play basketball Billy play Billy plays basketball like a football player and that's that you can't beat that guy one on one he'll just tackle he would just try to just back Jake down the whole time we'll do that okay no let's not do that let's watch the video where you win a couple out of a lot then we'll make another video we might have to suspend you from playing sports after this performance yeah it's a bad look for all yeah what we're fucking losers already but like at least we still have you know the card in our back pockets of like I haven't gotten beaten in a decathlon by Jake yeah and we also we like oh we got this one guy I always tell people they're always like hey tell me about like part of

my take I'm like well we got this one guy Billy he's a sick fucking athlete so now I can't say that anymore that's always the line I use we probably need to drop football from your last name who that actually nice oh you don't want it anymore yeah because I don't play football anymore so I feel like a fraud you haven't for the last couple years yeah exactly so we just drop it all right fine Billy bit William that's fine all right we're not dropping it um last thing about the chiefs so Patrick Holmes does have he is third now in the NFL and Interceptions Zach Wilson has nine Trevor Lawrence has eight Patrick Holmes also has eight so he's second actually tied for second the one that he had in the first half today was ridiculous the second one yeah that was he so it's weird

because obviously anyone who's tweeting out like why is Patrick Holmes get away with this well the reason why he gets away with it because he has Super Bowl he has an MVP he threw 50 touchdowns he's fucking electric there's a reason why he gets like rope here it's just the same way that like Aaron Rodgers gets rope when he has bad games or Tom Brady I there is something like a little off but I'm not concerned long term but there is definitely they're not they're not as sharp as they have been in the past the cuteness thing is an issue yeah for sure they again got real cute with it today he just needs to honestly they want it it's like they're coaching and he reads calling plays trying to get boobs yeah I and and I listen I don't know I don't want to diagnose

someone uh from afar but I think maybe Patrick Holmes should just start taking Adderall and probably would just be back to Patrick Holmes because it does feel like he gets like almost bored with the game he's beating it at the final level right so he's got to do something to make it hard again right he's got to recapture that well you know what they're all saying what that his baby's keeping him up at night oh all the Kansas City chief fans like diehard one yeah he's like Patrick Mahomes ever since that kid came around has been playing well well it's like the kids in mush like Jersey Jerry's well no longer they won the Steelers one which by the way TJ Watt that was an incredible play to punch out yeah good job punching TJ um good job TJ I don't

believe that but yeah clap it up yeah job TJ uh we should talk about X Factor a little bit he got he got kicked out of Arrowhead Stadium he's not allowed back there yes banned for life and for life bad boy yeah he was at he was at Ralph John today he was see him trying to take pictures uh most famous guy in the world kind of upstaging Sean Taylor's day yeah that's fine though yeah if you have to share a day with one super fan I'm glad that it's X Factor um his last game ever yeah his last well he's going to go to a weigh game I have a I have a feeling that other teams will rally and support and preemptively ban them yeah he's gonna be black bald yeah um okay so that was Chiefs Washington football team um Vikings Panthers Vikings Panthers this was actually a

great game it was and in large part so I'm ready to do something that um a lot of people will be happy I'm doing I'm going to give Kirk Cousins his flowers okay he was very very good today he is winning these games in spite of Mike Zimmer trying to lose them with conservative coaching at the end and just weird things that he's doing Kirk Cousins is now uh I think every single game they've played the Vikings play in a tight game every single week I think all six games he's had to drive them late and he's done it he's in five of the six games he's driven them into field goal range or a touchdown so he's playing well he deserves a lot of credit the first half was bad he missed some throws but the second half he was very good three touchdowns he also this

is a crazy Kirk Cousins stat um again I I still don't believe in him long term but giving him his flowers right now Kirk Cousins is only behind Aaron Rodgers for uh having the most games with three or more touchdowns and zero interceptions in the last year and a half he's got 11 games like that three or more touchdowns zero interceptions since 2020 the king of kirk tober that's crazy yeah he he played really well today he's kind of he's had some bad luck too with the kicker situation in minnesota the minnesota vikings should just not have a kicker you know he won this game twice he drove them 46 yards in 42 seconds yes for a field goal missed it then he drove them 75 yards for a touchdown in overtime so he gets a double having having to win these games when you have a

kicker that kicks for the minnesota vikings is extra hard to do right and he went down there he's like you know what we're just going to score a touchdown so that way we don't have to worry about sending our field goal kicker out there to miss another one but right I don't know I don't know what you do if you're a minnesota vikings fan because everyone knew every true minnesota vikings fan knew when they put their kicker out there that he was going to miss that field goal at the end it was it's just a given that it's going to happen it must be it's must be so torturous to have like a good solid team that's had opportunities in like the last 15 years to do big things in the playoffs but just also know it we're never going to have a kicker and so it's never going to work

out long term and it's Kirk Cousins and it's Kirk Cousins so yeah that's it that's another playoff limitation that you have but he's playing awesome he's playing really well right now and Mike Zimmer's gonna like die coaching this team because they they're in a lot of his own doing like Mike Zimmer basically brought that he I think they I think with like a minute left and obviously Sam Darnold's not good we were talking about it last week but Sam Darnold the idea that Sam Darnold was was fixed because he left the Jets is just insane he was bad again today even though his team had seven drops which is insane but Mike Zimmer it was I think third and eight with like a minute plus left and he ran the ball to punt it it's like why why are you doing

this and you could say yourself well we don't think Sam Darnold's gonna go 90 yards but also like Kirk Cousins was having a great game they were passing all over the place the the Panthers couldn't defend the pass it's just Mike Zimmer keeps putting Kirk Cousins in situations where Kirk Cousins has to get him out of it and he's doing it right now but it's obviously not sustainable yeah best case scenario in Mike Zimmer's head was they were going to get it to like fourth and one yeah and then put all the pressure on Kirk Cousins to try to get that first down they were not yeah sometimes he gets like a little too conservative in his play calling I thought it was very funny how at the start of the game on the very first play from scrimmage Sam Darnold threw

an interception I always love it when that happens yes it's like it's going to be one of those kinds of days I actually think that it's better to do that in terms of all the attention that you get for a bad interception it's way better to do it on the very first play of the game because the game hasn't started yet it's basically basically a long kickoff return that you just that you just gave up yeah but yeah he's he's not fixed he's Sam Darnold breaking news he's not fixed he's not fixed yes we just I think the idea of the Jets being so toxic that they could ruin some unbelievable quarterback was so alluring to everyone that we're like Sam Darnold he's fixed oh actually it turns out that the Panthers played the Texans they played the Jets they did beat the Saints which was Saints

are just the yo-yo team of the year but I think we can officially say that the Panthers are not going to be good they could be frisky they could be they could be frisky but they're not good they're a team that's going to win a game that they have no business winning yes later on this year and one thing that's a little concern to me is Matt rule his dimensions are changing as a human being it's like he's getting compressed he's getting squished yeah vertically he's getting compressed he's getting wider and shorter he's going into the machine that they squished cars in yeah yeah the compactor yeah trash compactor um yeah the uh now that I said the Vikings stink or sorry the Panthers stink uh I'm looking at it right now they play the Giants in the Falcons

next two weeks so they might end up being back to like ooh are the Panthers good no they're not just remind us Jake said a reminder Panthers aren't good don't fall for it it's like memento uh set the reminder into his lies for November 1st please um yeah same time 17 for 41 that's when you're a quarterback uh you can't you can't be uh like that far apart with numbers you have to throw if you were 17 for 38 yeah no the three the three digits yeah you had one to four right you can't have that you have to get to 20 22 of 45 doesn't look that bad but if it's compared to 17 for 41 yeah 17 out of 40 is way worse than if you go 22 to 49 yeah absolutely right and but the reason why is because our at least my brain I just look at any sort of quarterback completion rating

and I just divide it and I check to see if it can go into it twice so if it's if they're less than 50% that's what I look for and automatically I'm like okay that guy sucks he stinks but if it's over 50% I'm like wow that he's a gunslinger yeah that's that's like the line right there between gunslinger and shithead is if you can get consistently like 50% of your passes completed in a game I'll give you a little bit longer of a rope and in today's NFL if you're if you have 17 pass completions I think once you get past 25 pass attempts it sucks uh because it's just something about like any number below 20 even 19 is okay I could deal with a 19 but 17 like 17 for 23 is good that's Drew Brees game uh late career but like 17 for 27 that's terrible not good that's terrible

not good so just don't ever get stuck on 17 that looks really really bad you should have had him throw just a screen pass at the end yeah okay uh next up Raven's Chargers the Ravens are really fucking good and I think the Chargers we have to downgrade just a little bit just a tiny little bit uh but the Ravens like coming off a overtime emotional win on Monday night to then playing the Chargers today Chargers we all think one of the best teams in the AFC they fucking killed them so I'm going to chalk this one up to a matchup nightmare okay I think these two teams just don't match up well for the Chargers which is one way of saying the Ravens are much better than yeah I was gonna say that without fully admitting my take that the Chargers are going to be the best

team in the AFL um the Ravens yes they're very good uh they are more physical than Chargers especially when they get the running game going Chargers defense has a little bit of softness to it turns out yep uh and then the Ravens got Levy on Bell he's on the Ravens good reminder he had a touchdown today it actually is crazy I know that we were people have been making fun of the Ravens 100 yard uh rushing streak because you know what they did in Denver and everything where they're running the ball when the game was out of hand but it is crazy the Ravens are able to put together this type of running game with like what they lost their top three running backs in in July and August yes and they've been able to cobble it together they had 187 yards today which it actually

brings their consecutive game streak to one yes no so they're starting it over again and I mean just the way that it's built you know from the inside out I think that's what you say right when you put a team as a strong like offensive line getting good push you know what they do they reset the line of scrimmage they do they win it they win they win in the trenches yep every single week and uh yeah just good I actually I've talked about the Ravens being frauds in the past I'm not going to say that this year I think the Ravens are a legit very very good team and they are in that like group of I don't know let's do it real quick off the top of our head in the AFC I think it's Ravens bills chiefs still yeah and then Chargers but the Chargers like after watching today are they

yeah I said that was a big step up like the Chargers have played against two big time opponents and the Cowboys and the Ravens and they failed both those tests if this game is played at home wait was it at home for the Chargers it was it it was in Baltimore okay yeah so if this game was played at home in Los Angeles with Boltman around it's a different game okay uh but I think that's the list and I think those are you know the the Ravens the bills the chiefs and maybe the Chargers are the three teams or four teams that I feel confident about in the AFC being like okay I could see this team going to the Super Bowl yeah I wanted to say the Browns no I wanted to can't can't what we could talk about the Browns next um well first we should we should also do the thing where

like when Brandon Staley makes a really good play call on fourth down and gets real aggressive and it works we cheer him he went for it on fourth down uh on his own 19 19 yeah didn't get it I loved it uh so now we have to motherfucker no I love it yeah no I mean it's actually like statistically the right call it was also the I'm a little concerned though because they did the thing where you can check and see what your expected win percentage increase would be and he's getting these calls almost a little bit too perfectly so he had like it was one one of the four downs that he went for today it increases win probability by like 0.5% so it was it was a coin flip but he chose the right side of the coin right and it didn't work out but he's getting like I think he

actually has a math guy that is telling him during the game he has that formula yeah that he's looking up he's just on twitter yeah looking at it yeah exactly he just follows like uh was it pro football not the focus one uh football outsiders yeah he just has a subscription to there I did think though did that um that was actually that fourth down that you're talking about I think it was like they were on their 19 and they were down 24 6 I want to say that was the reverse of the sad field goal from Dan Campbell that was that we're not we're gonna keep trying to win this game um and yeah I the Chargers got punked like that was a that was just an ass kicking so I actually in a weird way if you're a Chargers fan all five of you um that is a game that you're probably weirdly

like we needed that because that's you you know you're you're a young team trying to accomplish big things kind of a reset like oh we're not there let's get hungry again yeah Billy can you give me like a power ranking on uh like the clown shit and yeah compare like a clown shit to the shit pumping to they got run over by a wagon so like a shit pumping is more of just beating but not making the other team look comically bad okay but like putting up tons of numbers it's more of a numerical stat whereas clowning is like doing Patrick Mahomes underhand passing type stuff even throwing ridiculously bad interceptions while still being the other team but statistically numerically you can't tell that it was an absolute clown show got it okay got it got it so it actually makes sense

yeah so there was there a clown show this week there was a clown show where was it the Kansas City chiefs did end up clowning them oh you did say that while it was happening you're like oh that's some clown shit it's fair yeah and he was like no let's not clown shit and you're like no that was there was clown shit that's a high level talk we're having on Sunday afternoon other side of it more clown shit but like a different type of clown shit but then it was a clown show okay it was it was so funny if you I sometimes think like if we could just put someone from a different country sit with us for an entire Sunday like what the fuck are these guys talking about because I do I vividly remember the conversation happening when you were like that was some

clown shit and PFC was like no that wasn't clown shit they're not getting clown I think I said no bro that was clown shit I think I was like that's not clown shit that's some fuck shit and then you're like no that's clown and I was like no it's not clown let's fuck fuck shit fuck shit was what happened at the end of the Cowboys Patriots game there was some fuck shit that was some fuck shit that was some fuck shit can do referees get suspended can referees get suspended yeah because the one ref in the Patriots Cowboys game where he turned on his fucking microphone and he made the signal of hold but then he just didn't point in a direction to tell us yes which side it was going to for 30 seconds that referee should be penalized absolutely we need to get that

out of our game yes no one wants to see that absolutely um fuck shit the red refs are usually involved yeah so like that's what shit happens yeah yeah um all right we mentioned the browns almost being uh almost want to put them in the AFC contenders category but let's do that game next Cardinals 37 Browns 14 the Browns are teetering I think the Browns are like they have to play short week at home thankfully against the Broncos but they're teetering along like like the lines of shit might fall apart because everyone's injured like they were missing both their offensive tackles they were missing nick chubb kareem hunt got hurt baker mayfield's shoulder definitely is affecting him but the wheels are starting to come off for the brown season yeah

once you lose chaunt that's that's the formula for them winning games it's just like pound them in the face with these two really good running backs and then let baker do some play action stuff so baker's going to keep playing he's got a non non throwing shoulder that he just keeps dislocating yes and so it's just going to happen every time he like lands on it and it definitely is affecting him his like ability to run and they want desire to run I would say desire to run yeah but that matters for his his game and I like we're Baker podcast we defend Baker but I also think questions are fair right now let's just say that well he's hurt he's hurt he's hurt also Odell Beckham what are you doing where you're doing every time he's on the field it just doesn't work I like I

don't know what it is the chemistry I don't know what it is they need Jarvis Landry he's definitely like he's definitely a good football player but he also sucks yeah simultaneously yes how is that possible I don't know I just keep thinking of him taking like a slant to the house for the giants and being like where's that guy yeah like why isn't that guy still here well he's still there but it just he sucks now yeah it's crazy and if they didn't get the Hail Mary it actually would have looked way way worse they get a Hail Mary at the end of the first half to score you know to make it like 23 14 you're like oh this game might be on but it was never on the Cardinals are a lot better than the Browns right now and the Cardinals deserve a lot of credit because like even with all those

injuries the Cardinals didn't have their coach and they are now like winning games you know they tight with some bad opponents but they kicked the shit out of the Browns today also JJ Watt had Watt punch he did he learned that from his brother but yeah he had a nice little strip sack which Watt do you think we would rather have right now still TJ yeah if we're doing Watt power rankings yeah I would say so TJ Derek JJ but TJ Derek JJ yeah TJ I think JJ would probably say that in that order yeah TJ is in his prime but yeah the cards we said last week if you win this game I'm officially retracting my stance that the Cardinals give off candy ass vibes yeah no they're good I'm retracting the word candy ass I think that they're just they're just a good team Kyler

Murray is playing out of this world and he didn't even need to run today like that's the piece with Kyler Murray when he doesn't even have to run and he does that he looked awesome passing the ball they didn't have Cliff Kingsbury I he probably is I mean he's probably the MVP right now if people voted uh but yeah he was awesome and the Cardinals are very much for real so let's play a fun game it's called guess who the Arizona Cardinals backup quarterback is got in the game today I think he had one rushing attempt who would you who would you guess John Skelton John Skelton no remember him do you have a guess I do that guy that guy just seemed destined to to live as a backup on the Cardinals yes yes it's Colt McCoy oh Colt McCoy is still in the league good for Colt

and he's playing back up in Arizona good for him good for Colt but yeah the um the Browns I'm very nervous about the Browns all the Browns fans we know uh the season looked very promising to start because the problem with the Browns is right now you can play the game of like we went toe to toe with the big boys only so much and then eventually you're just like well we keep losing to the big boys and maybe we're not even close to them you know what I mean because I think the Browns like started the season when they lost to the Chiefs you're like ah well they went toe to toe with the Chiefs and they almost won that game that's almost weirdly a win they lost to the the Chargers oh they kind of they went toe to toe with the Chargers they got fucked by the refs

and they got fucked by the refs by the way this this game too the roughing the passer I don't know what roughing the passer is anymore no it was it was just like a shoulder bump it's crazy I don't even think Kyler Murray fell down did he no it's it's insane what what gets called roughing the passer now but the um I'm I'm worried about the Browns let me just say that is it fair to ask if the Cardinals are a super team hmm they're in that super team conversation right now they got names they have a ton of names if they've got so many names if they had traded for uh yeah Zach Erts they got Erts yeah it feels like a super team that feels like one of those ones where Erts was like hey if you're going to trade me can you send me someplace good and like

you know he had been with the Eagles for so long that he probably had like some good will and he picked where he was going to go on that trade yeah uh but yeah listen to these names A.J. Green, Christian Kirk, Deandre Hopkins at wide receiver, Ron Dale Moore at wide receiver those are some names those are some names and Larry Fitzgerald as first reported on part of my take will be returning probably in December mm-hmm yeah they no they they might be a super team six and oh only undefeated team left we're gonna say Billy these NFL super teams creep up on you yeah they do just sneaky yeah there's yeah they're low I would say they're a low key super team yeah I also just like the Cardinals still have to I think the Cardinals have to win multiple

Super Bowls before I start respecting them yes like in my as an idea in my head and I know that's mean to say but it just is it's a fact yeah and would also like confuses me when I'm looking at the Cardinals coaches on the sidelines the birds point in different directions they got to get that depending on on which piece of equipment you're like on the hat I think it points one way and on the chest it points the other way figure that out make it easier on us figure it out um give that give that Cardinals some teeth okay two more games uh let's do Raiders Broncos Rich Basickia fucking Rich Basickia what a guy we knew so we all bet the Raiders probably the only bet we won today uh Rich Basickia Booger called him a foxhole guy you see him on the sidelines he's got the uh

the old man glasses that that tear apart yeah the magnetic ones in the middle together great great gray goatee Rich Basickia had these guys fighting hard I think I think they got something with this into I think they can ride this wave for a little bit because it's clear like you know instantly whether a team is is playing for their interim head coach or not they are playing for Rich Basickia he also had a great quote after he said uh the the part of me uh he was talking about getting back you know into a game situation he said the part of me uh that was getting back on the grass was the best the worst part was figuring out the headset which is such a football but like he can't he doesn't know this email this fat what do you fax it to someone yeah that's like uh when

when Bruce Arians goes out there and I think Bruce is the only coach in the league that has like the the chest kit where it looks like he's he's strapped up with a bomb yeah um that's gotta be confusing for any first time head coach especially an interim one where you've you know your special teams coordinator you've probably you know been around head coaches for a number of years but until you put that shit on there's buttons and stuff you don't know about buttons you know how to coach football yes and one thing I learned about Rich Basickia today is that he was the guy that was brought in to fix the San Diego Chargers special teams the year after they had the worst special team unit ever 2010 when they had the best offense in the

league best defense in the league and the special teams were so bad that they didn't even make the playoffs uh he's the guy that they called in to fix the biggest disaster that's this guy this guy can handle a locker room that might be uh a little chaotic you might say so yeah Rich Basickia love betting on him I think we're gonna have to just keep betting on Rich Basickia absolutely gonna have to keep betting on Rich Basickia they're fine they're playing for him you saw all the quotes afterwards it's clear that they're like they're gonna rally around Rich Basickia Booker told us this and I mean we believed him and we did it but yeah the Raiders and and we talked about the Broncos the Broncos are I think the uh the the biggest tied with the Panthers the biggest fraud

start of the season they beat the Giants the Jags and the Jets and we all kind of like oh maybe because we you know like Vic Fangio who Vic Fangio his frustration challenges went to a different level today it was insane he was he was challenging plays that because they would like score touchdown the opponent would score touchdown or some bad would happen on the field and he'd be like maybe if they look at it again something different will have happened he was challenging plays simply that he didn't like the outcome oh no it was no no a fan right yeah got his he came down with his foot very clearly on the line a hundred percent out of bounds and he was just like I'd like to challenge that because I would have preferred that that play went a different way and then he

did it again when a Raiders player I think it was rugs caught a ball and it was naughty like the ball didn't even come close to touching the ground he just threw the challenge he's like I don't like the outcome of that play yeah he should not have access to the challenge flag anymore it's it was should lock it up it's it was a bad scene because it truly was like it was reminiscent of like a little kid just trying to change the rules of something in the middle of the game being like I don't like how this is going time out let's change how the rules are are interpreted I also think we might be on Vic watch I think Vic Fangio is probably probably on his last season he the thing that he has going for him is he has already got three wins in his back pocket so it's a little

different than Joe Judge but I would agree I think Vic Fangio is probably uh probably not going to make it out of this year and Teddy Bridgewater was bad today he had four turnovers which is very unteddy like but yeah Vic Fangio it's and he'll go back to being a defense coordinator somewhere and build an awesome defense it'll be incredible just how it's going to work he's the best defensive coordinator in the game right now I next week now is is is building up Thursday night is building up to be a loser leaves town game with Denver and Cleveland because it feels like whoever loses that game is going to be real doom and gloom because both teams are like if we are for real we should win this game easily so Cleveland is three and three right now to me I thought that the Browns

viewed asked me just off the top of my head what's the Browns record I would have said probably like four and two I would have said like four and one six and three yeah and I just didn't like we're not in week nine I just I forgot about that Chargers loss already forgot about the Chiefs game well that that's what it is the Chiefs game at the start of the year that felt like a win it was a huge win that's a big time win they were huge they lost they they lost 33 to 29 but they really won right 29 to 33 yes um but yeah the the Broncos are in trouble Rich Pesicchio though is a hero we are on Rich Pesicchio we're going to ride this wave next week they're playing the Eagles ride it love it yep Rich Pesicchio I'm all on board and he's

just like everything about him like his he just has a look to him he's very smooth like this guy it's a guy that you can tell he shaves his head every day and he he coached for 38 years without getting a head coaching kick probably because he didn't want one right no he did I think oh really yeah he probably something he was like one day in the interviews probably didn't go so well yeah I you know it is persecution of Italians yeah there you go it was persecuted class in the world I actually thought that it was just like the mark of a true football guy if you coach for that long and you just never want to be a head coach yeah you just like being around the guys yeah being in a locker room yeah once you once your head coach you got to be their dad you'd rather

be their friend yeah the fun exactly Bruce Arians right yes Bruce Arians all right last game Cowboys Patriots Hank um this was well this is Billy said the fuck shit game of the week I still don't really know how the Patriots didn't cover three and a half that was complete and utter bullshit Hank though your thoughts on this game because it felt like uh that I mean PFT put it perfectly earlier the Patriots are really good at almost winning games yeah that's pretty much their identity this season uh their defense is horrible couldn't couldn't make a stop Cowboys were getting like 15 20 yard plays it seemed like every single every other play 445 yards the most uh a bill bell check defense ever let up against quarterback it was wild every single time

Dak would you know drop back down a ton of pressure and then just get a wide open guy in the middle of the field for like 30 yards yeah are you concerned about your head coach bleeding from the mouth during this game no I mean that's that's that's vintage bell check well that doesn't I'm not a chapstick guy that's like chapstick uh it poisons your brain to convince you that you need more chapstick that's true once you use it once you get depended on it that is true same thing with water mm-hmm yeah but water you never drink water you don't need chapstick unless you use chapstick I've never used it never needed it uh it's built different that's interesting but yeah it seemed like there was gonna be some Mack magic at the end this was

gonna be like his you know his showing up game it wasn't uh bad pass to uh that got intercepted yeah I mean it was it was a good he threw multiple passes over 10 yards today so it's like there was some some some looks in the right direction and credits of Mack Jones because he threw that interception then he went right back and threw that touchdown so it's like hey that was nice that he was able to shake it off uh but yeah that was it's crazy they again it's I keep saying but it's crazy they didn't cover there was also like three or four fourth fourth and one fourth and two fourth and threes that they just punted every single time and it's like they knew they couldn't stop them so why not just yeah no that was a big time give up play at the end

where I think it was like fourth and two around midfield it's like you have to you have to try to win the game here if you give Dak the ball they're just gonna score everybody knows it that's I'm gonna say something that's probably gonna hurt you Hank but that game was a game that the Patriots always win and the Cowboys always lose yeah I mean Patriots are always three at home it's just not it's it's a different it's different Patriots team than than the Patriots that we're all used to mm-hmm you see Jerry Jones kissing people on the lips and is in his suite afterwards up in the booth just guys going over dead yeah it's not it's not pause it's not sus if it's right after a big win on the road yeah and I think that that was his first time ever winning in Foxborough

yeah so that's what I'm saying like that's every right to open tongue open mouth kisses uncle if he wants to yeah and I think the cowboy like I don't I don't really know what the Patriots are I think they're a frisky bad team or maybe a bad team you don't want to see late in the season there you go that that's actually perfect but credit to the Cowboys because like it's never easy every game is tough in the NFL unless you're playing against you know the Texans or whatever but that was a game it felt like the Cowboys always lost yeah and I also I kept waiting for the big mistake right right I didn't get my good fix of a big Cowboys mistake or like Mike McCarthy just like complete and total brain fart right usually something you're waiting for the Cowboys were able

to just overcome um and Tony Romo calling that game Hank said he should be fine by the FCC I actually agree with Hank yeah I have Tony Romo bad performance today that was actually well that's probably if if like in 20 years when they write the book about part of my take I think that like us being the first to say Tony Romo Tony Romo not that good I'll be a big one that will be a big one for us but he's I think people are starting to slowly come around and once you get Hank started going down like a very slippery slope so he hears one bad thing that Tony Romo says now you've got his attention and now he's listening to everything oh he was on him he is picking up like he was on his ass even the smallest most microaggressions that probably weren't even real

but Hank was you were observing them like a dog that can you know he was like yeah he was like trolling Patriots fans yeah no he's trolling you personally the Patriots don't throw a deep but he's like if I was Mac Jones I'd throw it deep knowing that that's what fans internally want and he knows that they're not going to but he's just fucking with us I was Tony if I was Mac Jones here I'd be bombing it 30 yards every play is it possible that Tony Romo actually thought that Mac Jones should try to throw the ball a little bit deeper no I think he was trolling he was trolling the homerism was blatant the entire the entire day either way I I do think as an announcer Jake I'm sure he wasn't he didn't I don't think he saw the whole game but he would have been disgusted if

he heard heard what was happening yeah but the Patriots playing like two out of the last three weeks in like prime time slots or you know you know this wasn't a prime time but it was when there's only two other games right I do think Mac Jones is like he's getting better yeah like I said he had multiple usually before there was no big throws he had a few today yeah a few big throws so Trayvon Diggs had his seventh interception he then got burned on the next play but just for I went and looked back because I was just curious for some context in the last obviously interceptions aren't the end I'll be all stat for cornerbacks but they're obviously a big deal in the last 40 years there's only been four cornerbacks who have been defense a player of the year

um Deon Rod Woodson had eight interceptions in two thousand or 1993 Deon Sanders had six in 1994 Charles Woodson had nine in 2009 and Stefan Gilmore had six in 2019 so Trayvon Diggs already has more interceptions than half of the cornerbacks that won defensive play of the year the record is 14 in a season you know who has that who dick night train lane ah great name old dick all-time nickname I mean your name is your name is Dick Lane and you even have a cooler nickname than your name Dick Lane night train yes badass guy he had 14 inter interceptions um I feel like at some point they just have to stop throwing to the his side of the field right because the Deon Sanders set that you had in 1994 that was still well in the era of teams being like

we're just not going to throw yeah right I'm going to I'm going to cut the field in half whatever side that Deon's on I'm going the other direction at some point teams have to stop throwing him the ball but then they score the touchdown against him and I don't know if that was safety obviously needed to be helped but he did get turned around yeah Diggs did bite on it and get turned around off the line I don't know if it probably wasn't a hundred percent his fault but he also was out of position right but I I still I feel like at some point they're just going to stop passing the ball in his direction so he would be my MVP right now seven interceptions is crazy through six games um but I feel like in the next couple weeks he's probably not going to get above

10 interceptions on the year the the opportunities Chandler Jones getting those five sacks we still are waiting for six is he still alive is he around five all time week one everyone remembers Chandler Jones get everyone talking about it and like you'll remember him all year he put in all his work week one yeah he's like I'm good it's smart yeah it's smart smart way to do business I don't even think he showed up he might not have played today I think he did play today did he yeah I think he played today um all right those are the games cowboys are good cowboys are good it's weird to say but the cowboys are a good team uh actually let's do it for the NFC so the NFC we did it for the NFC Super Bowl contenders in the NFC I think it's cowboys bucks Packers Rams Rams Cowboys

bucks Packers Rams Cart yeah we almost unintentionally back to the Cardinals I got them but those are the five yeah that sounds about right so it sounds like we're if you it was six six weeks into the season a third of the way through the season it feels like there's about nine teams total that I could be like I could see them being in the Super Bowl well I'm going to take one away I don't think that the Packers can be in the Super Bowl I unfortunately well because Aaron Rodgers he doesn't win the NFC Championship games all right I like that that's true so Packers are limited I appreciate that you did that to me that was a big that was a big friendship moment right there um all right let's get to football guy the week football guy the week brought to you by Chevy right pft football

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McQuaid High School in Rochester New York who broke his leg okay these are great these are great football guys like what if I just had a bunch of like stories fine this story oh I'm deep and people are just sending it to you because they know no this is highlight these high school football stories yeah well there's some of the best stories okay okay so some of the most people played like think about it like there's more high school games and there are college and then whoa pro anyway so he broke his leg and he was getting carted off it looked like a really bad fracture like probably how do you know because I can see the video oh there's a video yeah okay so anyway he gets carted off in a stretcher and while he's getting carted off uh instead of just giving

the crowd a thumbs up he gives him a thumbs up and like a whip in whip in type motion where he's like pretending he's driving off the cart which is pretty chill because it just shows that yes he's okay but he's more than okay he's okay we lost the plot on football guy there I think I I get it he's if you saw it goes right in the whip yeah but that's not a football yeah that's a football guy no that's not a football I thought you're gonna say like someone tossed him a beer and he yeah chugged in smash wait wait okay anyway the second one like someone beat the number two team in the country and then chugged a beer on the field no well that was that was that's number three okay oh shit anyway so uh second one is they didn't have this film is also high school football

high school football game between Elmwood Brentfield Lewis in high school they didn't have a quarter for the coin toss so they just decided to do rock paper scissors in order to get the game going again that's not a football guy that's a football guy they want to get they want to play the game sooner they could have just said you get it first we'll get it second really I know but they just did it they played rock paper scissors before game that's your yeah instead of the coin flip are you are you acting like they're like the game would never have been played if they well they just wanted to get going faster yeah they're like oh we don't have a quarter of games yeah we can't sorry okay so number three is Greg Long Purdue offensive linemen yes who after a beer was thrown

on the field he didn't want to waste it he chugged it that during now we're getting there winning yes when I beat them 24 to 7 let's talk about that game real quick we got to give a shout out to Purdue I know that uh I have mean words about Purdue uh but that was a hell of a win uh also crazy stat Purdue has the most wins as an unranked team in the history of college football against the number one or number two team with nine times they've done it in the history of the program and the next closest is four that's that's kind of crazy where it's like at the same time a very good compliment and indictment of the big 10 on one like we're because they they have so many teams that have been ranked number one but that are also capable of losing to a team like Purdue some of

them are some of them are non-con they beat Notre Dame I think a lot of them happened a long time ago but they remember they beat Ohio State uh when they were number two a few years ago but that was I mean that was a big big win for Purdue in Iowa I'm sorry Iowa Iowa fans they were starting to really feel you know because they were doing the like oh we'll always have that week yeah and and Iowa fans again Iowa and Wisconsin are very similar in football programs and like how everyone like reacts to it so Iowa was just reacting to the fact that everyone hated watching Iowa football from a national perspective but they were starting to feel themselves like you're going to fucking watch it and you're going to like it because we're fucking number two in the country and there's

nothing you can do about it well yeah we're making bad Purdue walked in and and stole your lunch like we're making we're making ugly sexy right we've got the best fullback and center which I still think they have the best fullback yeah no they're still a very good team they're a very good team but yeah that was um short lived yeah it was fun though I'm glad that we got to give Iowa a shout out yeah number two for a while but yeah Purdue that was a hell of a game they because they not only beat them they whooped in their house go ahead the last nominee is bill bell check for playing with blood streaming down his face is not using chapstick which that is a football guy I I'm not I'm not so sold on the fact that it was just chapped lips I think he had like an internal

mouth injury he also had a cut on his nose yeah so some he got a fight with like a raccoon yeah trying to eat his trash he probably there was probably some type of wild animal that was going through his trash and he's like they're going after my secrets and he like wrestled with a raccoon it was Steve yeah Steve going through his track Steve still doing the the crazy mouth stuff it's amazing what a dip in it's amazing how they caught him on the sidelines and for the like only two seconds that the camera showed him today he was doing the mouth thing yeah I saw bill once he started tasting blood inside his mouth he started doing the mouth yeah bell checks weird birds um all right thank you Billy you're gonna write the blog I already got it okay awesome football guy of

the week go vote on it all right let's wrap up uh let's do who's back the week and we'll let send everyone on their ways um paul bisonette biz nasty on wednesday show get get excited it's gonna be awesome from tnt from tnt uh who's back weeks brought to you by cash app go download the cash app right now invest in the stock market bitcoin download the cash app and enter their referral code barstool you'll receive $10 and they will now send $10 to aspca when you download the cash app from the app store or google play store today hank i was back the week is america's pastime baseball yes and we playoffs have been buzzing along uh the braids had to walk off as we were recording this they're up to nothing the red sox are tied 1 1 going into this week i'm gonna watch

baseball this week it's gonna be a big week i'm gonna watch baseball playoff baseball it's similar to playoff hockey for me personally where watching the regular season doesn't matter how much even if i bet it i just don't get that interested in it and playoff baseball and playoff hockey like i don't even have to have any rooting interest in the game you can just feel the intensity like the the dodgers giants game five was was an all times intense intense baseball rivalry game it made the case great for robot umps yeah at least for the check swing bullshit i feel like first base umpires just make it up most of the time when they asked to appeal to first base date his explanation was i thought he went so i called it a strike yeah that's it like there's like well i guess we can't argue

with that i'm pretty sure the human eye isn't capable of determining like what angle of bat is at during a check swing from 90 feet away the rules itself like you don't actually you have to offer up it's it's so stupid yeah so um baseball's back though baseball's is big time back when it comes to appealing a strikeout like that what if the catcher had never pointed at the first base umpire they always do does the first base umpire though like does he have in his head he's like i have to wait if they call on me hold on yeah if i get called on he's out but i this is my moment i mean that's what he was that's what he was thinking yeah he was uh he had a strut like he walked it off and walked it off yeah i'm gonna watch some baseball playoffs this week because i

it's very weird on a college football saturday and nfl sunday i did not see a single pitch of game two of the red sox astros or game one of the braves dodgers not like not even a pitch two grand slams and two innings i i'm gonna get i'm gonna get on that shit all right i'm gonna start watching that what i like about playoff baseball is the players actually care about the game and a lot of times during the regular season they're just like they're bored when they're at the game it's like this is august it's hot outside this sucks shout out jock peterson's bat too anthony rizzo's bat but that's what i'm rooting for in that series just so everyone knows where my allegiance is lie fair enough uh pfc my who's back of the week is succession

succession's back on it was out tonight no spoilers please we haven't seen it yet hank are you caught up yeah okay yeah so they just well no not caught up i'm an episode behind imagine if we found a way to watch the episode while we're here and then spoil it we wouldn't do that that'd be amazing actually should we delete this entire part because now people are definitely absolutely okay yeah i'll delete it guys okay thanks thank you appreciate it wait is that are you gonna prank me yeah no i got you all right who's your who's back pft uh my who's back of the week is uh not the tv show succession um because i don't watch it and so it'd be pointless if somebody tried to spoil it for me because it's not like i spent my time watching watching it or reading fan theories

about it so don't even bother okay nice greg dies good who's back dammit greg the egg we um should we do a uh uh recap on wednesdays succession isn't owned it's least yes we rent is due every day we won't call it that but we will do a recap on wednesdays uh we'll do like a five minute quick recap if you watch the show maybe put it before guys on chicks uh we all watch the show here it's very awesome show guys on success yeah um all right my who's back is uh the chicago sky won the wmba championship if you don't remember i was uh two time i don't think you say two time two i own season tickets for two years oh congrats so huge day do you get a ring uh i don't think so i missed the game it was on during nfl sunday but i just told you that part about baseball so that's not

sexist of me i just don't watch other sports in the fall it's nice to be an owner of a you know franchise in chicago and be able to say you know i own these tickets yeah what do you mean i just it's a cool that is cool yeah i don't own them anymore but um yeah are you just is this erin rogers thing god damn it um yeah shout out to sky and also who's back is live sports because i went to tennessee on saturday night it was fucking awesome the fans might have gotten a little out of hand i say let them throw um throwing golf balls and mustard bottles you were encouraging it i was i actually i actually was just standing on the field with a huge hot dog being like is anyone got any mustard and that's how it all started it's very funny that people

actually went to games with golf balls in their pockets yeah i i was thinking about it either that person uh is just such a down in the dumps tennessee fan that they're like at some point i'm gonna want to throw this golf ball at someone or most likely it was just like a drunk dude who was golfing earlier than day yeah and just forgot you're wearing cargo shorts and it's in that pocket maybe you haven't watched it from the last time they went golfing it happened to be there and honestly if you like pick up a golf ball add a game and you're frustrated it must feel so satisfying to throw the golf ball you're actually going to throw the golf ball as long as no one gets hurt i say i say litter yes i'm pro litter at football games um but noxville was incredible that stadium

is awesome we're on the field for like the uh the beginning of the game just just sick college football there's nothing nothing like college football from like a live sports action like the band everything what were you gonna say you you think something's better no i was gonna say should we talk about the the more unfortunate college football news what oh our boy oh coach got fired because he's too horny he's too horny he's his a separation agreement a separation agreement thank you you know what that's the official word it was mutual yeah his idea as much as it was theirs they're gonna stick around for the kids for the rest of the year yeah try to make it work um and i'm sure that'll go fine sorry coach oh it's a red blooded american the problem

is like he's just he's he's too vivacious yeah he's too he is too in shape his libido is too robust and all really all he was doing is he saw a woman and he invited her to work out with him is that is that a crime she happened to be pregnant and also uh the wife of uh a high level guy at lsu but that to me actually is he was looking out for the baby's uh health he was trying to save her life yeah maybe the baby's life yes exactly so coach oh he went undefeated yeah he's 2019 flies so i he'll be back somewhere i don't know where uh but someone will be happy to have him as a recruiter i wouldn't be surprised if he just kind of like you know hangs out in baton rouge and then in 10 years they hire him again yeah he could do that imagine or that'll be sick i mean he should

just hang out like once that donor dies or whoever it is next time any program needs an interim head coach he should be interim for hire he should be a full-time interim coach yes yes it is sad it's sad end of an era but uh it was a hell of an era it was an awesome awesome time we love coach oh forever they asked him what his future plans were he said i think he'll have me enough money to buy hamburger there we go so he's going to be eating coach oh you want to come to new york hop on the podcast um we'd love to have you so uh how was the scene in baton rouge it was awesome i mean always definitely i've been to a lucky enough to be a lot of college atmospheres it's definitely the most authentic like college atmosphere that's also crazy on game days doesn't matter that i was an

11 a.m. start the game was a shootout what like one of the most fun arrival was crazy fun games i've been to where it's like we're on a bachelor party everyone bet the over and we were just like rooting for points the whole time never in doubt florida's quarterback that they put in second is cam newton 2.0 yes he's on my big board for isam next year yeah he passed who else who else is on your big board him kaila williams yeah kaila williams i haven't seen kaila williams with my own eyes it's just him just just him there's hanks big board uh billy you're who's back my who's football it's actually d3 football all right jake who's your who's back

no go ahead billy go ahead no there was just a d3 football game between two wisconsin cladville and wisconsin lacrosse where a at the end of the game it was 23-24 lacrosse is the name of the town we gotta move there it's the town of the future that's awesome fastest town on two feet anyway uh they were about to um set up the game winning field goal was 24-23 and their quarterback was supposed to spike it he kneeled it for two seconds left yeah oh that's the one mistake you don't want to make and this guy had a great game too he had like 463 yards and two touchdowns but that's like that's a heartbreak that's your who's back um yeah just it's a great story it's a great bad story but like i'm i guess we needed to hear that i mean

that has to be mentioned like what do you do if you do that there's people like imagine there is people going on to their work today and they couldn't talk about is northwestern lacrosse dude you okay who's back are we batman fucking batman's back where it was batman it's a fucking new movie yeah yeah i even watch it is that what you nerd 20 year old batman a football guy it's actually no it's the batman it's different title when is it back is it Christopher Nolan no it's fucking vampire yeah is it a cartoon no it's they should bring back the car off noir no i want Christopher Nolan to just make more batman's goth noir yeah there's like an artsy batman like with an empire like

if Derek Carr was Batman not even is he a billionaire and i think so Derek Carr's got some flow by the way right yeah big time definitely growing that out um Jake your who's back oh the 280 day drought is over ramps 38 giants 11 i'm sorry i didn't mention that no i it's good because i was saving it for this anyways i so were you score gone were you on a plane i was on a plane i bought the wi-fi it was kind of sketchy wi-fi in and out but enough to witness it with my own eyes mini firefest what do you mean witness you're watching the game are you watching the scoreboard app no there was you could you were refreshing twitter no you could watch the game well you're watching the game yeah but it was like like buffering got it i forgot to mention this

uh i was going to text you to will wade was just sitting in our seats yesterday oh really what yeah like we walked up to our seats and i'm like looking at the tickets looking at him it's like i think this guy's in our seats and he had a credential and i was like will wade uh football coach or basketball coach or whatever and i was just so thrown off in the moment this is the right when we walked in i was like just not i was like i proceeded all quickly there was an open lane like two two rows behind we were 10 guys i was like let's just sit up here for a second and figure it out if these people come i'll go tell you know i'll go away i'll go kick will out of our seats make him a damn strong he's an american gangster after all yeah yeah but uh the the people

in our seats never came then he left after the first half so that never had to happen but i was getting myself ready to be like hey will you know produce part of my take bubble ball also like get out of here you get the fuck out of my seats yeah scrambro he left at halftime though yeah but it went somewhere else there there was like a bunch of you could tell it was a bunch of like recruits or coaches and stuff i think you could i think they just walked up took the seats and then yeah we're waiting for someone to kick them out it's still so awesome to me that will it was just holy it was a hilarious like what are the chances yeah will wade was just basically like no i think i'm gonna keep coaching yeah like forget about the i can't do that yeah i'd rather continue to

coach so i'm gonna do that shout sean miller i think he's been fired now right no yeah is he hired tommy loyd the ginsagans that's right but sean miller did the same thing where he's like yeah i'm just gonna let me coach through this yeah respect yeah it's not that's all you need to do yeah he is like yeah no i if you guys don't have anything firm here yeah i'm just gonna keep going because it turns out like the ncda is fake yeah it's just people that gave themselves jobs yes and so if you just say no i don't feel like it it's really nothing they can do anyways three three weeks until the season starts kent bomb came out today oh exciting stuff nice yeah um who's on your big board uh circus okay nice um score got me though huge moment yeah a little bit of a firefest not

being able to witness it with you guys here i saw what we were talking about i know i'm not gonna lie jake and i know this is probably gonna hurt you but uh no one said anything about it yeah but a lot of people were like i did when they showed the graphic like later on i was like oh i wouldn't jay you would have been on it beforehand oh he would have been telling us the whole time but we we just lived life without knowing it so it kind of worked out i wasn't yeah we can't yes no no no it's not a deal with you thing it just it was i wish you had been here okay and then i would have actually even known that it was happening and the lunderhead and the lunderhead and the lunderhead it's a great day for made up weird things i root for if you went and worked

you know like let's say you got something in football tomorrow and we never saw you again i don't and you asked me what score gami is like 10 days from now i'd be like i don't fucking know so i appreciate what you do yeah of course my hack is that i i see if a game is going into overtime and then i'm like that's probably going to be a score gami if it ties if it isn't uh 2020 like today tonight had no shot no shot damn dunked on bft what if it were first 23 23 i don't think so no shot now he gave you a no shot no shot all right because i used to tie all time in the back on the day right i think that's what it is yeah 22 is a tie 25 is a tie 32 and 36 so he did have a shot so 15 all those ties 23 23 would have been a what no oh no all the ones that is listed

have would be scored on jake said no shot he mentioned no shot he knows what he's talking about yeah we ever had two score gamis in one day uh i don't think so we had 12 last season so like in 50 years there'll be none left uh the website goes up to 73 51 it could happen uh someone has way too much time on their heads but then again i have dumb hobbies too actually i don't i just watch too much football for the record it's 114 it is 114 little early little early do we got anything left yep any other d2 d1 a fcs this is the end of the show right yeah okay so college rugby just wanted to give you guys anything anything uh pop Warner ct scans on daryl taylor were clear so the guy who got caught up the field he's doing well and uh dac out he's doing well well he's not

he's doing better he's got it he didn't even he didn't even do the whip dance when he was getting yeah if he did the good could he be but if he'd done the whip dance then we'd all been like oh like that's fine like he's doing okay also the reason they know that they don't show fans on the broadcast is because advertisers could pay their bail and make it really cheap to advertise on the broadcast if they had someone run out with like a sign or something got it that makes sense yeah and then also even though we said that this was a bad week of football like aren't we thankful that we have football oh yeah yeah for sure because remember we almost didn't have it covid but here's the thing it's important to say how you feel about the week of football otherwise you can't be like every week

rules because then you can't actually genuinely say the weeks that rule rule perspective it was still good to have football though you're right of course you're right we're thankful every day we'll like to win a few more bets and the bears to not lose Aaron Rodgers every single time is that so much to ask for no all right numbers 69 97 96 18 52 score got me dance oh it moves from five to six second place behind the juggernaut 47 47 the goat fish don't pay taxes love you guys quick what inside joke was that they go to school though

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