Pardon My Take - NFL Week 6, Recap Every Game, Fastest 2 Minutes, And Deion Sanders

Episode Date: October 19, 2020

NFL Week 6 is in the books and we start with Fastest 2 minutes (2:35 - 8:19). Battle of the wiz kids on Sunday Night Football. Doug Pederson has beef stew for brains. Texans rise up the good bad team power rankings. The ghost of Dan Quinn. Broncos win a game with field goals and the Steelers punk the little brother Browns. The Bears are 5-1 and no apologizing from Big Cat, Adam Gase is now commendable in how bad he is and the Bucs kicked the shit out of the Packers (8:19 - 94:08). Deion Sanders joins the show for big picture thoughts. (94:08 - 116:58). Football guy of the week and who's back of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Today is Monday, October 19th, week six. Sase. Week sase. How do you say week in Spanish? Semana sase. Semana sase. We start in Nash Vegas, where Anthony Firkser, I barely even know her, and AJ, what can Brown do for you combined for three scores in a shootout?

Derek Henry Kissinger blazed a Ho Chi Minh trail through the Texans defense. Some may say, Will Cain Fuller was acting in bad faith on Sunday, but he was just asking questions like, can the Titans defense guard him? And the answer is no. In a twist of irony, noted police hater, NWA's Will Straight Outta Compton is now touting a 5-0 record. Titans 42, Texans 36. In Indianapolis, where Giovanni Bernardini isn't just a token back, helping the Bengals

rush out to an early first half lead. The game switched back and forth, and the Bengals were getting there before Jack Mioff Doyle scored the go-ahead touchdown. In the fourth quarter, Jesse Mistmaster Bates had a good grip on the ball, preventing Phil Rivers from scoring again, but the Bengals' final drive went up in a sick vape cloud as he hit that Julian Blackman interception of Joe Burrow. Close 31, the Bengals 26. To a Western PA where Mercedes Ben Rothesberger got into a high-speed chase clay pool.

Seven minutes in Kevin, Stefansky tried to make out like a bandit, but got the door shut in his face when the Browns stepped up a class. Summer calling the Dolphins trade last year, the Lufthansa heist, as Minka Coat Fitzpatrick has the whole squad looking like a bunch of good fellas. Take it back, take it back, take it back for six. In Jacksonville, two pussies rubbing up against each other in the scissor pole. TJ Hockison got into the club, that's what the kids call the in-zone teach, and Matt Cabins-Patricia looked like a chubby fat-faced little doll.

James, here's to you, Mrs. Robinson came up shorter than his fantasy owner Mike Florio with only 29 yards rushing on Sunday. Many are asking if the Jaguars have Toxoplasmosis, as Jacksonville loses five straight and Doug Morone is clinging to his ninth life. The line's 34, the Jaguars 16. Some spread. Up to New England where Philip Lindsay Buckingham ripped Stevie Nicks Belichick's heart out one more time as the coach could still hear him.

Up to New England where Philip Lindsay Buckingham ripped Stevie Nicks Belichick's heart out one more time as the coach could still hear the Broncos' offense forever move the chain. Ryan Lizzo took a DNA test and turns out he's 100% win of itch. Can't catch and played like a bum bum beat on bum bum, but hey, did I do that right, teach? Nailed it, boom. Vic Onlyfanzio made a business decision to exploit Cam and the Broncos shocked the Patriots in Foxboro 1812. Down to Philadelphia where the Ravens were serving up a dry La Martini taking shots of

Eagles like they were great goose. Sander Speed takes the hand off running free, running past these slower guys. This could be a scoring play. Destiny is calling me. Oh, good. I've got my Eagles guy. Arthaga wide side. The Ravens in a color performance 30.

Eagles 28. You got a great voice, boom. In Carolina where size definitely matters with Teddy Bridgewater versus Nick Foles. Talking huge cocks, boom. Thank you, teach. Skull Comet dipped into the end zone and these bears were tasting grisly. Nick Davis loved the third, had the short game working, but it was the monsters of the midway that Matt ruled the day as Khalil Mac Miller and the Bears D had one of their best

days ever. Now swimming at the top of the NFC Norris, Bears 23, Panther 16. And Tampa Baywatch where Levante David Hasselhoff attacked the T-sides like a late night shirtless hamburger. On the offensive side of the ball, Cam Anderson Bright seemed to be running in slow motion, but his counterpart Rob Gronkowski had a Carmen Electra performance. Tom Brady traded the Bucks offense like family, giving the mouth to mouth and a blowout win. And in a touching tribute to former Bucks legend, James Winston, Aaron Rodgers threw a pick

six and did inappropriate things with his groin. Tampa Bay 38. The Green Bay Kelly Packards 10. We finish in the city by the Bay, Santa Clara with the Battle of the Wiz kids. The balls seem to shrink in George Costanza Kittle's big hands and don't call him Coco because the coronavirus can't catch him in the open field. Robert Tiger Woods brought his second and third cell phones and turned on the burners. You a sex addict?

You addicted to sex? You got a problem with sex? Speaking of Tiger Woods, Trent Reznor Williams said, I want to fuck you like an animal, blocking for the Niners run game. And contrary to popular belief, Jimmy Hoffa Garoppolo is very much alive, as he said to Richard Sherwin Williams. I heard your paint houses Niners Rams were still watching with three minutes left. All right, week six.

We don't have a score because it's still going. The Rams just hit a bomb to actually make it a one score game. We said to ourselves, let's start taping because this game she feels out of reach. And just like that, we also have the Cody Belanger and the Dodgers just hit a home run. So the Braves are the Braves. We have those games still going on. Like we said at the start, we have two innings left in the baseball game, three minutes left in the football game, but we have week six to recap.

Yeah, I'm very excited about week six. This was it was a weird week. Not so many great matchups. Big fuck you to the schedulers for only giving us two afternoon games, one of which was the Dolphins and the Jets. So really just one and a half afternoon games to watch. This is a situation where they should take like, I don't know, call it the the the Lions game from earlier, played on time.

But then just like show it to us as it's happening, as if it were happening in real time on the Red Zone channel in the afternoon game. Just so I can like, you know, I can pretend that there are three games going on right after right where you can say Hank. I'm just confused because I asked a question on Twitter and everyone was like, I said, who chooses this? And they said the networks decided, but is it the networks or the NFL? Like who's in charge here?

Who can we yell at? Who can we yell at? Well, who's what you said? Like should the NFL be like, well, fuck you networks. We want to have, you know, entertain our fans. Yeah. So is it the networks that run the NFL or does the NFL run the networks? And it was the afternoon slate was horrendous.

Yes. Like it was, we'll get to it, but those games were absolute snoozers. All right. So let's start with the Sunday night game. Like I said, we're going to we'll update the Braves. I mean, the Braves, actually, let's just start with this Atlanta sports fans. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry because I knew the minute that the Falcons won that the Braves would lose

because you can't have both teams win the same day. It just wasn't going to happen. And Georgia, Georgia being like, this is when we're going to get Saban and, you know, shortened season and the defense is unbelievable. Just it's, it's really, really sad for Atlanta. I just, I feel really bad. I really do. Well, I mean, you never know, because it is the seventh inning right now.

So they could come back and play off Kershaw, play off Kershaw, could come in and give us all a little treat. I mean, baseball's got to be happy if it's going to be the Dodgers and the Reyes as to the Braves and the Reyes. Yes. Yes. Florida, Georgia line series. I just want to say I'm sorry.

So at the taping at the time we were taping this, they're down four, three in this bottom of the seventh. I'm sorry. Maybe they'll come back. We will update if it happens. But right now I'm sorry. I feel bad. All right.

Sunday night football, the battle of the Wiz kids. Did you hear Al Michaels? And I actually, I'm okay with him screwing this up. He pretty much implied when he was saying like this is the son of Mike Shanahan and John Gruden going up against each other and I was like, wait, that actually makes sense. Let's just start calling Sean McVeigh, John Gruden son. That's all he ever wanted to be in life. Yes.

I mean, if you gave Sean McVeigh the option right now of disowning his own parents and being adopted by John Gruden, he would absolutely take that in a heartbeat. They also had the anecdote of the two of them like not being, they're very close, but they can't talk to each other in the season because there's all they can talk about is football. So they're afraid they're going to tip each other off on what they're trying to do. So they just cut off all communication. They just can't. It's like us doing save it for the show.

Right. Exactly. We can't do this because I will accidentally tell you something cool I found out in my hours and hours of film study and then you'll use it against. I always just love when these two teams play each other and we get to see all the pictures of how like the entire Washington R words coaching staff was filled with the best coaches in NFL and let them all let them all walk away right now. Yes.

This, this game though, to me was a classic NFL game in the case of you're never as bad as you look and you're never as good as you look. Like the 49ers looked so bad against the Dolphins last week and everyone was, was, was throwing dirt on them and everyone was saying they suck. And the Rams have looked for the most part pretty good this season. But you like, you, unless you're really, truly one of the worst teams in the NFL, you're just always a little bit better than your last game. If your last game was a horrific loss, especially if it was in prime time, right, especially

like if everybody paid attention to it and watched it, that's, that's a major coach. He's not going to have them suck for it. They're just, there are certain coaches in the NFL. It's like, even if they don't have, even if they have injuries, even if their roster isn't great, they're still not going to suck. And they could still, they could lose a lot. Like remember when they, when they had Nick Bones playing the whole year and, and I think they won like three or four games, they were still competitive and that's what good coaching

is. Hand up, we might have overreacted last week when saying that Jimmy Garoppolo stinks and that he's probably not the best quarterback on that roster. No, wait, we didn't say that. We said that, we said that he, they brought him back to early. Yes. So he is recovering from the high ankle sprain or is Trey Wenge called. Sometimes worse than a break.

An ankle sprain, but he, he looks a lot better tonight and he's moving around a little bit more than he did last week. So, you know what, maybe, maybe we overreacted a little bit, but Jimmy looks, he looks good. But shout out to Al Michaels for saying, you're not going to see a quarterback like Jimmy Garoppolo miss an open target downfield like that ever. It's like, Al, Al, I was, I was alive in February. Yeah, we watched the Super Bowl. I know it feels like, Hey, remember Tiger King?

Yeah. This was right before that. It happened. I watched it. I think, you know, both these teams are probably, the NFC West is just so confusing to me. Yeah. Cause I don't think that there's like, obviously the Seahawks are, you know, head and shoulders. But then their defense, but then their defense kind of stinks.

And they play the weirdest games ever. Right. So any team in the NFC West could be in the other team in the NFC West. It is, it is the most, I would say the most exciting division in the NFL. And maybe it's just payback for that year. Like what? 10 years ago when the seven nine and nine Seahawks won the division, the Beast Quake year.

So this is payback. Thank you. Yeah. It took you 10 years, but this is payback. We appreciate it. People forget that the Seahawks used to be in the AFC. Yeah. They're just a very, very strange franchise.

Yes, they are. So, um, looks like the Niners, should we say they're back? Should we declare them back? Yeah. Niners are officially back. Also George Kittle is a hundred percent back because I, I don't know how he got that open, but he, he deserves a couple easy ones. Yes.

Like there are, he, he gets so many of the hard ones where he has to fight off an entire team and be a man up like a bear and a lion and just fighting through everyone. Every now and then it's good to see him get one and just have no one around. Yeah. Get to run like 10 yards in the open field without somebody trying to like rip his jaw off. Yes. But yeah.

Jimmy G looks pretty good. I'd say the, I mean, Trent Williams looks awesome too. They're having him block Aaron Donald one on one a little bit and kind of dominate him. But yeah, the Niners are officially back a hundred percent back, meaning that they'll probably finish like nine and seven or whatever. Right. Exactly. Cause they have a gauntlet coming up actually.

All right. Let's get into the Sunday games. We'll start early. By the way, this was overarching theme for this week was every single Fox, CBS, NBC figuring out the, how it started, how it's going me and absolutely butchering just they had the one we were laughing so hard because they had the big Ben one where it was big Ben and high school and then big Ben winning the Super Bowl, which happened like 10 years ago. So I don't know how that's, how it's going.

How is it going? But it's so funny when an entire industry figures out a meme at the exact same time because we saw it in every game, in every game they were showing us how it's going, how it started next week. We're going to have the Pope meme. That's going to be on. I hope we get very confused by that. Planking.

Yeah. Yeah. Planking. I do feel like planking is due for a comeback though. Absolutely. Planking on the field after the game. Planking in the Bernie. Yeah.

Those are two things, take a flyer on them. Yeah. Why not? When the internet was cool. One other thing about the Sunday night game and I think it just went final. Yeah. So 24, 16, Niners. Jimmy G, he knows when the cameras on him, he's given that like little smile.

Oh, he's hot. Yeah. He, that's a smile of a guy that knows that he's currently looking hot while he's smiling. Yes. He knows when the cameras are on. Like any given moment, you could just press pause when Jimmy Garoppolo is on there and you'd end up with like a 10 out of a 10, a bumble profile picture from him. Right.

And he's got, you know, the gold. It looks, it looks hot. The whole thing is looking hot. You should meet the Greek. I love when the, I love when the Niners wear those uniforms they wore tonight. They're pretty sick. And the Rams, I'm not a fan of those ones. You don't like the blueberries?

I like the blueberries better than I like the grape. Bruica salts. The 50 shades of gray. The Bruica salts. Just get their asses kicked when they wear those. That's true. All right. Let's go into them.

Ravens, 30, Eagles, 28. This game was actually very much in hand. Carson Wentz pulled a little bit of a Brett Favre where he was terrible in the first half and then brought them back in the, in the fourth quarter. He was so bad in the beginning of the game. They had their first six drives. They didn't get a first down. They'd have Jalen Hertz was actually the one who got their first, first down.

Yeah. It's a little quarterback controversy for you. But so I have actually two takeaways from this game and the first one is I'm still buying the Eagles. Yeah. So I think that they're, they could have beaten the Ravens. They could have beaten the Ravens. It was a possibility.

I still think they have the talent, like if they ever get healthy, but the Eagles will never get healthy. If that's like, it's always a nice thing to say, like it's dangling out in the future. If we have a hundred percent healthy roster, we could beat most teams. I think in the Eagles case, it's true, but like you can't count on the Eagles to ever field a healthy roster setting on France to win a war. No, they're not going to do it, but I still, I'm still buying them because the NFC East is terrible.

Dak press got, got hurt and the next four games for the Eagles are giants, Cowboys, Giants, Browns. I think they're going to go at least three in one and we're going to be sitting here being like, watch out for the Eagles. They're looking pretty good. And Carson Wentz, we, I think we talked about it a couple of weeks ago, but he, it was the Niners game, the Sunday night Niners game. He's kind of turned a corner of you're not terrible all the time.

Right. When he, when he's running with the ball, we talked about it last week. I think how he like extends himself and goes completely horizontal. But when he's getting tackled, he has, he doesn't have the internal clock. That's like, it's time to go down. Like you'll see two different sides of the same coin, Ben Rottlesberger and Carson Wentz. They both try to extend plays longer than they should, but at least big Ben has the good sense to fake an injury before he gets actually injured and crumples to the ground

and like takes a couple of plays to shake it off. Carson Wentz doesn't know to fake an injury before he gets actually injured. So it looks like there's like a pack of seven will to be trying to like tear or he's like a will to be something like a bunch of hyenas trying to tear him down and he ends up taking like that one extra step and tweaking himself. Yup. And this is going to sound very, very stupid, but I actually believe it. We tell, you know, Patrick Mahomes, I have that theory that no one hits him hard because

everyone likes him. The member, the rumor that like no one liked Carson Wentz in his locker room, which was debunked by our friend Chris Long and debunked by other people, but whatever, there was smoke there. And I don't think Carson Wentz is a bad teammate, but I do think other players on other teams are like, fuck, this guy is a bad teammate. I'm a Nick Foles guy. I'm going to fuck him up.

Right. They know that they're not, they're not going to get any payback if they hit him late. Like I heard you're a bad teammate, dude, which could be, it's totally not true, but I think that that actually matters and they're like, fuck this, let's get him. The Eagles are also starting to use a lot of the pop passes, which we saw so many pop passes from Jimmy G tonight. His passing stats are probably inflated by like three times. Just based on those little handoffs that happen to travel like an inch forward.

Yes. Drew Brees office. Yes. Exactly. Except they're throwing it underhand. Yeah. Which Drew Brees should probably think about doing. But in this Ravens Eagles game, Lamar Jackson, we've talked about Lamar Jackson.

Okay. I think you're going to say my second point before I do. I like this. No, go, go, go. You can bring it up. Lamar, he's not really that great playing with a small lead either. He needs a big lead. Yeah.

And he's seen enormously. No, I wish he can get you. He can get you a big lead sometimes, but he's not really, we talked about him not being able to come from behind at all. Even if you're up by like two scores, he's just, he's limited sometimes. And the Ravens got penalized a lot in this game, but I just, if you're a Ravens fan, I know I've had my history calling them frauds and all that stuff. I think even a Ravens fan who hates me for saying that will admit that the offense does

not look like it did last year. I mean, last year they were incredible. Last year their run game was better than some teams pass game. They were just ripping off yards left and right and essentially unable to be stopped this year. They still look good, but it's that extra gear that's like they don't really have. And I think it's actually not Lamar because Lamar, you know, you could maybe say the passing game hasn't clicked for those big plays, but it's actually the other part of the running

game outside of Lamar that hasn't been like just absolutely killer where they're just running it down your throats and Mark Ingram and they're going for, you know, seven yards of pop. It just doesn't feel the same. So I don't know if they'll figure it out. I don't know what's going on, but I think it's okay. And Ravens fans, you can tell me if I'm being unfair right now, which I don't think I think deep down, you know, the same thing that it just feels a little bit different.

Yeah. I think the passing game doesn't look as good as it did last year at all. Like Lamar hasn't made as many as the spectacular run plays haven't been there either. Yeah, exactly. I do think that the kicking game is still on point and Justin Tucker was watching him kick. He kicks like he's going to hit the moon one day. Yeah.

Like his field goals go so fucking high, but I'd like to give a shout out. I don't know who that holder is. I think they have the best holder in the league. No one talks about that would make the holding game is a very, it's a very intricate part of the kicking game. It makes sense because you have to put it down on that one blade of grass that the kicker wants it on. Yep.

They have an underrated holder. Whoever that is. Yeah. Good job. Oh, no, we had the long sabron. Morgan Cox. Right. That's Morgan Cox.

The Cox. Cialis Campbell. Coleus Campbell. He said after the game this team has championship DNA. And I thought that was interesting because he's, you know, it as a person who's been in the Cardinals and Jaguars locker room for 10 years, he knows championship DNA. You feel it. When he sees it.

Yes. But by the way, he's probably got the best voice in the NFL. Oh, yeah. Coleus Campbell. Oh, yeah. Justin, you could say anything. Big time. Yeah.

I think, I think the Ravens defense isn't the same Ravens defense that we think that the whole team in this again, the Ravens are very, very good. We're, we're, we're nitpicking a five and one team. I'm excited. I think they play the Steelers next week. I'm excited for that game. We've deemed them worthy of examination. Well, right.

It's, it just feels a little bit different and it's okay to, I mean, you could make the argument for every team right now. So we're probably doing a little bit too much of nitpicking. But what else are you going to say for a five and one team? They're really, really good. They're also, it feels a little bit different than last year when they were just killing people. Ravens holder is the punker, Sam Cooke.

Oh, there we go. Great holder. So, I, I, I saw to the Eagles Twitter account, whoever runs that account, everyone knows that I'm obsessed with the tweets after a bad loss. They tweeted fought until the end. And let me tell you, Eagles fans were not happy with that. Really? Yeah.

Yeah. Like maybe if the Eagles knocked out, but we're still fighting, exactly. We're going to keep throwing punches and throwing up on people. There was a video of a, of a brawl in the 300 level with 5,000 people in the stands and Philly still found a way to fight. Yeah. Well, the dude was wearing a Ravens jersey. Yeah.

Inside Lincoln financial field. He asked for it. He was asking for it. You have to ask about the elements of provocation. And then the, the last thing I had for this game we had, we discussed this a little bit off air cause we were just, we sit and basically every Sunday we sit, watch every game, make jokes and half baked ideas and say stupid shit. And the two point conversion was terrible by the Eagles to end the game.

And I said, the Doug Peterson seems like a guy that if you peeled back his skull, his skin and his skull, there'd just be a big bowl of beef stew in where his brain should be. And like that just felt, I don't know why, but it feels like he's a beef stew brain type of guy. Yeah. Just hearty, maybe not the most intelligent person, but like masculine. But good.

Fills you up. Yeah. Fills you up. Also, he feels like a guy who if he was, if like you made beef stew, he would get force. Yes. He'd be like, yeah, let me have some more. And then just start farting on your couch and be like, that, that's actually a compliment to the chef.

And his brain gets better over the course of the season as all the ingredients start to like marinate and marry inside of itself. Right. So, you know, with him, the stronger he is as a coach, John Harbaugh's brain, I feel like would be maybe, maybe just popcorn. No. He's a bunch of popcorn. No.

John Harbaugh, he's, he's like pasta. He's, here's what he is. He's like, he's linguine with like butter, like a very simple sauce. Yeah. I like that. I also say he's a bunch of perfectly sharpened pencils sitting like he's a pencil holder inside of his brain. And he's got a pencil sharpener in there like the one, it's a bunch of pencils that

are in the process of being sharp and the old school Boston pencil sharpener that used to be mounted to your wall. Yeah. So we'll start, we got to start updating coaches and what's inside of their brains if you peel the back. I feel like Belichick has just like a hyper intelligent pissed off frog. Yeah. Or, or he has, Belichick just has like a mini Ernie Ernie Adams, like a doll set or Ernie

Adams playing in his office. Or my theory is maybe Belichick has another Belichick inside of his head. Yeah. That's controlling the outside Belichick. Yeah. Like the alien and men in black. There was like one of those small ones that was like pulling all the levers. I like that.

I think there's just a smaller bill Belichick that's telling big bill Belichick. And some of them are super easy. Like Bruce Arians, I think we can both agree is just, is just my tie. Crown Royal. Just a ton, a shitload of my tie. It's a, it's a. Just washing around in his brain. It's a, a purple crown Royal velvet bag.

And then inside of that. It's a my tie. It's a my tie. Yeah. He's like, yeah. And it's like, wait, is this crown Royal? No, it's my, my tie. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. So we'll update the, and oh, for Sunday Night Football, I think, I think in Shanahan's brain. A BMX bike. Yeah. It's a BMX bike with pegs on it, but it's also a little mini Shanahan saying, don't talk to McVay and vice versa. Yeah.

Been like, whatever you do, don't talk to your friend or they've got each other inside their own heads. Yes. Sean McVay has a little mini cow Shanahan head right underneath the surface. It's a BMX bike. And then in Shanahan's head is a little McVay with his shirt off. Yeah. And maybe a perfectly, perfectly sharpened beard with his Philips Norelco one blade.

And that's a free shout out inside that head of Sean McVay inside Cal Shanahan's head is John Gruden said. Yes. Oh, Pete Carroll, that isn't there a wall in Seattle with the gum wall? Yeah. That's just his brain. His brain. Yeah.

It's just thousands and thousands of pieces of chewed gum. Either that or his brain is just wrapped in it with a double bubble wrapper, like the yellow one with the twisty ends on each side. Yeah. Yeah. It will know it's actually a gum. It's gum. But the gum makes up the twin towers.

Oh, yeah. I like that. Yeah. For sure. All right. We'll update as we go along the season. But yeah. Beef stew for Doug Peterson.

Yes. He's hearty. Big chunks of beef. There's some barley in there too. Yeah. Really warms you up. Yes. I'm just thinking of Mike Tomlin.

He's just got a bunch of riddles in his head. Oh, Jesus. It's just it's a bunch of really hard to figure out riddles. Yeah. He wrote for himself. It's a fortune cookie, but the fort of the cookie is a brick. It's just like a or a cinder block. You have to crack open the cinder block and then you pull out a riddle that makes absolutely

no sense to anybody except for Mike Tomlin. Yes. His brain is just an enigma machine that's designed with a code that only he knows how to translate. Oh, fuck. Yeah. We'll do more. They're off the cuff.

So we'll come up with them. All right. Next game. The Titans Romeo Cornell. I love this decision. So the Texans played really well against Titans. They take the lead 36 to 29 with two minutes left to play. Romeo Cornell goes for two to try to go up nine.

Doesn't get it. The Titans come down, score, kick the field goal or the extra point, tie the game and then go into overtime and win. I love this move by Romeo Cornell. I know it's probably not the best math move, but you're one in four. You're the interim head coach. You're not going to get the head coaching job. Fuck it.

You know what I mean? Like fuck it. Like this is one of nine is more points than seven points is right. And this is one of those decisions where the numbers might not back it up, but it's a total gut feel of how your team is and like, hey, let's go try to fucking get a win and also steal a win. You can't stop Derek Henry. You haven't been able to stop him the entire time.

So you might as well. Basically Romeo Cornell is admitting they're going to score on us. Hopefully we can stop them on their two point conversion and fuck with it. No, no, no. If they got the two point conversion, they would have won the game because they would have been up nine. That's right. Yeah.

So they're saying like he's just going for the win. He's saying if we kick a field goal, they're going to come down the field and score and then we have to try to stop Derek Henry on a two point conversion, which we probably won't be able to do either. Let's just end it. Let's just end it. Also big shout out to Mike Vrable, the time traveler. Mike Vrable figured out a new way to bend time.

So remember in the playoffs when it was like him and Belichick having a stair down, trying to figure out like who can milk the most time off the clock, who can stop the clock in these weird ways. It was in the fourth quarter and Vrable did an intentional too many men in the huddle on defense because it was like second in one. The Texans were obviously going to convert, you know, either on the next player to play after that. They would have milked another, you know, 40 to 40 seconds to minute and a half off

the clock. Vrable took the too many men penalty, gave them a first down, but it also stopped the clock. So he ended up saving himself like another 30 seconds of time. This guy. He just, he is the clock master that he is. He's a timekeeper. Yes.

He knows every little trick. He does. And then I, I think to Sean Watson is the most sympathetic character in the NFL right now. Yeah. Or to Sean Watson, Twitter world that just goes off like, can you, like to Sean Watson is getting wasted to Sean Watson. This is so sad.

Yes. It's not only that, but he's actually using his power for good now across the entire NFL because now it became, Oh, to Sean Watson is not even going to get to touch the ball in overtime. Right. The overtime rules are broken. They stink. So now they need to change the overtime rules because of the Sean Watson.

Like we went through this with Patrick Mahomes in the playoffs a couple of years ago. Yep. Even that couldn't get it done. Sean Watson is like, everyone just looks at him and it's like, man, I'm sorry, you're really good. I wish that we could help you out a little bit more. Maybe that's the new rules. Just the rules stay as is, but if to Sean Watson is involved, he definitely gets to

touch the ball. We want to see to Sean Watson get and the funny thing is like, if he got the ball in overtime, he probably just would have gotten drilled and broken his back. Yes. Yeah. They quick update, by the way, to your good, bad teams. I think the Texans are number one now. Texans are number one because the Vikings will get to, they've lost that power.

They stink. Yeah. Because the Texans are going to be, I think their schedule gets a little bit easier. They did a good job blocking for Deshaun today. Will Fuller has not been hurt yet. I think they're going to get frisky. I think they're going to get frisky here. They're going to win a couple of games.

The Texans are definitely top of my list of team to beat a playoff team with championship aspirations late in the season and be like, damn, that sucks for them. Yes. I'll put it this way. Later on in the season, when you're going through the upcoming schedules for the teams that are in the hunt and on the bubble, when you see the Texans, that's not a surefire dubbing that you pencil out at that point. Nope.

Definitely not. Yeah. So Texans, Titans. Titans are really, really good. Derek Henry. Now. Ryan Tannehill. Yes.

Ryan Tannehill. He's good. We made all the jokes in the world, but the step has been taken. It has fully been taken. This is not a statistical anomaly anymore because last year at the end of the year, we're like, oh, he's doing it, but he's just playing out of his head. We're now six weeks into the 2020 season. He's got 13 touchdowns, two interceptions.

He's on pace for 42 touchdowns, six interceptions, and 4,700 yards. Yes. He's good. Has there ever been a quarterback that has gotten this much better this late in his career? Well, because this is not the same. He's aging like a, not a fine wine, but like a perfectly serviceable, but maybe a little bit overpriced wine. We'll get to it, but it's pretty clear there's really only one reason behind all of this.

Drasita. No, he got away from Adam Gase. Yep. Like this is, we'll talk about Adam Gase later when we get to the Jets Dolphins, but maybe the worst like indictment on Adam Gase's resume is how good Ryan Tannehill is. Well, yeah. And when you're with Adam Gase, you first, you must learn all the ways not to be good at football before you can really excel.

Right. It's like Socrates used to say, like the wisest man knows that he knows nothing after spending that much time with Adam Gase, you know that you're dumb as shit, right? You're under no illusion. Like Ryan Tannehill didn't go to Tennessee thinking, you know, the starting job was going to be handed to him that he was like, hot shit. He's like, no, I know I've spent all this time with the world's biggest dunce. So I'm, I'm a blank slate right now.

Right. Right. So yeah, Ryan Tannehill, very good. Shout out to our guy, Taylor Luan. I think he might have torn his ACL. We don't have confirmation, right? They think they fear. They fear.

Looking good. All right. I hope he's okay. Not reporting. I think that's your point of good, bad teams. There are nine teams with just one win right now. Oh, it's very ugly up top and the Jets, he double digit teams, you are one wins. So there's a lot of shit out there.

Yeah. People want, people want Trevor Lawrence. Yes. They do. They do. I don't know. I think the Titans are good. I just don't know.

Every game they play is close. I guess they beat the fuck out of the bills. Well, we get to see them finally play the Steelers this week. Oh, so it's Steelers Titans this week. Yes. Our Raven Steelers is a couple of weeks from now, but yeah, Steelers Titans. So one of those teams, we, well, maybe they'll tie. That'd be great.

It's just not fair that tractor seat till was the fastest ball carrier this week. You can't be that big and also be that fast. He's so damn good. And he's good way too early in the year, which is not fair. All right. Next up, Bengals, Colts. I just wrote down poor burnout. That's all I wrote.

Yeah. Literally all I wrote because he's good and he, we, there was that moment where he was trying to drive him and you see it with young quarterbacks when their offensive line is so, so bad and Joe Burrow is a tough motherfucker, but he like, he had three seconds and then he almost, he kind of flinched in the pocket because he was just expecting to get smoked. And then he, but it was the one time his offensive line actually blocked for him and he stood back up and completed the pass. He was like, I have no idea.

I've never been here for this long without getting like a cleat shoved into my mouth. But he, I've noticed one thing about Joe Burrow today. He gets a lot of, he gets great spots after he completes passes. This has happened over the last like three or four weeks. The A.J. Green spot. Yeah. He'll throw a guy open to about, just about dead level with the sticks.

They'll give him another yard. I think it's the refs being like, Hey, we know your offense sucks. Like your line is not good. And this, and the Bengals being up 21, nothing. I think we all thought like, okay, well, how the Bengals going to blow this because it was 21, nothing, but it was like, okay, this is, this can't like, they got to be up 28, nothing for us to start really thinking. Right.

And, and of course the Colts, I think we're down only three and a half. The Colts, I don't know what to make of the Colts. I really don't. I think I have to stop. I'm not betting on them for the rest of the year because I just can't. They're too weird. They're just a weird team and Phil Rivers has just gone to full shot put. Like he, if you watch Phil Rivers, you isolate his throwing motion at this point of his career.

You would not think he's plays any sport. No. You'd be like, that's the first time that guy, you think he's a crossfitter. Yeah. This guy delivers mail. Right. That's what I would, not a, Phil Rivers a crossfitter. No, I'm saying the, the like athletic build, but doesn't know how to hold a ball.

Right. Like you throw him a ball and he'll drop it. Yeah. What's going on here? To me, he looks like an aging college basketball coach. Yeah. Like someone who used to be the hot shit that's kind of let themselves go a couple of seasons worth of the grind has gotten to him.

He just looks like a sweaty, he does look like a sweaty UPS driver. Yeah. And yeah, he's, he's going like full sidearm with a lot of his throws. Yep. He's not fully extending his elbow, but it works sometimes. And when they got out to that 21, nothing lead, when the Bengals took, took the lead, like you were saying it was not safe. I said when they were up 21, nothing, I was like, they're going to blow this game.

Yeah. It's like, if you have a dream and everything in your dream is happening so perfectly, you tell yourself in your dream, like, this is a dream. This isn't real. Yeah, this is not real. This is not working out for me. No chance is going to happen. And then sure enough, they woke up in the second half and you remember, you remember

Gino Ackens? Yeah. Is he still a thing? I think so. I haven't heard the name Gino Ackens in at least 18 months. I don't think so. And he's really good. Yeah.

No, I mean, he was incredible. That those years, yes, he is still a thing. Those years when he, when the Dalton Bengals, what everyone was like, watch out for the Dalton Bengals. Not so much because Gino Ackens. It was Gino Ackens and Dominic Densu and Aaron Dommel. We hit it. Oh, oh.

In the league. Those are like the defensive tackles that you talk. Maybe Gerald McCoy too. Yes. But yeah, Gino Ackens. Remember Gino Ackens? Yes. He was good.

I'd like to hear his name more often. Yeah. Fat Randy. Fat Randy is the best kicker in the league now. We've, oh, actually he don't, which is perfect. Yes. That's actually, that's very fun. But he also hit like a 58 yarder.

So Fat Randy, like we credit to us for pushing you to those heights. He don't want it to just be like a giant tuba sound effect. Yeah. Yeah. Just following them around. All right. Falcons Vikings. So the ghost Dan Quinn, the Falcons, they have the Death's Rattle.

They bounce back. Classic Vikings, Kirk Cousins, three interceptions. Actually, let's start with Vikings because I have an idea for Vikings fans. Okay. Stop rooting for the Vikings this year. Stop caring about the Vikings this year. End at the Vikings that you are just, they're a fantasy football team and you just have Justin Jefferson by his jersey, like track.

Don't track the wins and losses. Don't track the actual final score for the Vikings. Just be like, Justin Jefferson had nine catches for 166 yards and two touchdowns. That's a win for us. That's fun. Like that's all you should do. Just minimize it, just hone in, only watch him and you'll probably have a lot better of a time.

Maybe tune in occasionally to try to catch a glimpse of the fights that Adam Thielen and Kirk Cousins get in with each other on the sidelines, the most hilarious little lover squirrels that they have. I think we said a couple of years ago was like watching two corgis in a dog fight when Thielen and Cousins- They're so cute. A little life vest song, too. Yeah.

They're just adores. Throw corgis into the water. They're the most adores when they fight. They're so cute. They have the funny little crinkle nose. It's like two Canadians trying to, like in an argument over who's going to buy the other person's coffee. Right.

That's what I assume. That's what I assume they're yelling at each other about, but yeah, Justin Jefferson is awesome. I think he is, he's taken the throne of the coolest new touchdown dance that I don't totally understand yet and I'll learn what the dance is, what it's in relation to. What's he doing? Is he doing the gritty? Yeah, he's doing the gritty.

Oh yeah. So like you give me another couple of weeks to actually figure out and wrap my brain around what the gritty is. It's an LSU guys thing. Yeah. You just look awesome when you do it. Yes. The Falcons do have the ghost of Dan Quinn on the sideline because at the end of the

first half, and the Falcons were, this was a no doubter. They were up and they were winning this game the whole time, but at the end of the first half, there were seven seconds left. They were on the goal line, second in goal, and they had a time out and they ran the ball, called the timeout, kicked a field goal and I was like, you know what? It's good. I actually think Raheem Morris was like, this one's for Coach Quinn. Yeah.

Pouring it, pouring out a, yeah. Pouring out a three pointer for Dan. Yeah. Let's do everything you're supposed to do. Let's do the opposite here and make sure that we get three points. I think that it's going to come down to the Falcons and the Texans. What they're playing for right now is the right to present the best case to Eric Biennemi, to be their head coach next year.

So get ready for the Falcons because Lions at Panthers, Broncos at Saints, home against the Raiders. I think they can go four and one in that stretch. Let's go. I'm buying back it because I don't know what it, it speaks to just how bad Dan Quinn was, uh, as a coach because he's a defensive guy, but Raheem Morris had them playing defense today. Like that wasn't, it wasn't, oh, Matt Ryan finally, Matt Ryan played great, but their

defense was so much better than it has been. So I think, I think you're going to get, I think Raheem Morris might fuck around and just get this job. We also got a rare glimpse of the, uh, the supportive version of Arthur Blank lurking on the sidelines. Yeah. Encouragement. Same as the non-supportive.

It looks exactly the same. He doesn't have any other look in his life. He just wants people to know that sometimes he can creep you out because he's happy. Right. Uh, and again, Falcons winning today means the Braves had no chance of winning. And I feel very bad for Braves fans. They're now down to their final out just to update. So, um, sorry, but Braves fans knew this was going to happen.

I do like the Falcons jerseys today too. The white Falcons ones, those are, those are much nicer than the fake throwback ones that they sometimes. Yes. Yes. So in this game, let's do a quick ad. By the way, Kirk Cousins, league high, 10 interceptions, ooh, nature is healing. New sponsor alert.

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The Broncos wouldn't score a touchdown. What would you have said the final score would be? 24 to 6 yeah, mm-hmm So the Broncos instead decided to field goal the Patriots to death with six field goals I love when a team wins with just field goals 18 to 12 The Patriots do have a banged-up offensive line and they're dealing with a global pandemic and they're dealing with a global Pandemic they weren't allowed to practice right? Yeah, they had limited practice reps They should bill bellichick shut the facility down out of caution safety Yeah, he cares about the players and the safety of his people

More though more so than winning in a regular year. It'd be you know down down in the dumps doom and gloom, but We I think we all can agree that we're just worried about the players safety and everyone you know got it You want to get up? Yeah, you want to get through this this season healthy, right? Uh-huh, right. All right. What do you think that the chances are that the Patriots miss the playoffs entirely this year? Zero zero percent chance. Yeah, zero percent. I think this is the first time they're under 500 in like 2002 Jesus Christ. That's crazy. That is crazy. Welcome to the club Hank It's just it's comforting just seeing you go through what we've all gone through as fans of normal football teams Do I put this in a normal year? If it was a normal year, it'd be a complete different story

But it's like we I mean they couldn't play came couldn't play two weeks ago. They haven't been able to practice They didn't practice every team does a run-through on Saturday. They didn't because of COVID Somehow the game probably should have gotten postponed. I'm not you know, I'm not gonna be right. Yeah, but you did but it seems like you know They postponed last week and then the same thing happened this week But since there was like a schedule problem and if I was just like yeah, let's just play how you feeling about camp He led he had like double Everyone else combined rushing on the Patriots and also Julian Edelman had two passes. So yeah, I mean that was kind of that's No, that's one of those things where it's like you can tell when the Patriots are down and they're really pulling out all the stops

They pulled out the the Edelman pass twice. Yes, so they're just trying to get it going. I'm not I'm not worried Give us two weeks, you know, give us a week of a normal practice normal schedule And I have no doubt that we'll be back to where we need to be. Mmm. Also the Broncos are cursed since yes It's like they're just a weird team for the Patriots within I think within like two minutes of each other big cat And I independently put curses on on the Broncos double curse for for cutting our friend Blake Bortles over the weekend Now you might say wait, they can't possibly be cursed. They just beat the Patriots No fact check. They have not scored a touchdown right since they cut like right their offense Yeah, Andrew locked through two interceptions anemic offense. Yes. Yes, you know what this is the first time

I can ever remember even thinking about using the a word the anemic word for the Patriots offense It does look kind of anemic Hank The Miami Dolphins are ahead of you in the standings. That's fine. I mean it's Patriots former Patriots coach Brian for so you wrote for that No, but it's not surprising you guys like Hank has a flow chart if it's not the Patriots then it's second would be Yeah, and then after that it's any coach who's ever had a cup of coffee. Yes. Yeah So Phil Blinsey was back. He looked good Melvin Gordon double the DUI and then the strep throat. I have to be related

Yeah, maybe he just he blew into a dirty breathalyzer that and now he can sue the Denver police officer Yeah, the this game sucked though. This was one of those red zone games. We didn't really see much of this flew by so Instead I would like to talk about Tim Tebow's tweet. We got to talk about Tim Tebow's tweet So Tim Tebow on Friday I'm actually shocked that we didn't just stop everything and do an emergency show for this tweet. I Sometimes parody Like when we parody something and then someone does it for real and you're like, whoa, this is too freaky Mm-hmm. He tweeted would you rather be respected or liked?

Imagine if we didn't have like buttons, but instead we had respect buttons Would you rather have a hundred and ten likes or thirty four respects? Definitely a hundred ten likes. Why was why thirty four respects by the way? Why is it? There's the conversion ratio That's how many people like your tweets, but don't respect you. Uh-huh the the the remaining like 70 plus. Yeah, damn He's probably taking into account like Irony and sarcastic likes of right so he under he actually understands Twitter more than you think that he does Unbelievable how high was Tim Tebow when he came up with this on life on God? Yeah, just huffing fucking through the roof Yeah, just huffing church air. Yeah as high as high could be yet as high as I was when I thought that the Alabama, Georgia

Over didn't hit and I tweeted fuck this kicker for not hitting the field goal He fucked our over and then everyone was like dude. We hit the over an hour shout out 3G that high So Tim Tebow coming up with a whole like this is a Michael Scott riff Essentially, and also it's the F button and Call of Duty. Yes F. Yes gives respects, right? Is that true? Mm-hmm? Oh, so I was just getting respects all that time. I would love. Yeah Walls at play after pay respects of a dead guy. Oh Okay, if Tebow like came out with his own version of Twitter calm Yeah, but it was all based around mutual respect respecting each other. I would just I would smash that button on every girl on my timeline

Yeah, this might actually fix the like social media Mm-hmm. Everyone's mad at Facebook mad at Instagram mad at Twitter. Just have respect. Yeah respect book I respect when Hunter Biden does cocaine with his friends respect. Yeah done respect All right, so that was Broncos Patriots Washington football team Giants yep Joe judge off the Schneid He said afterwards when the players lose I feel bad for the players when the players win. I'm happy for the players

So that's that's a good job. Joe. Joe judge has like a singular stick figure in his brain Oh, I know like waving. I would say Joe itself Joe judge has like a an autograph portrait of a Shirtless John taffer and his brain was accountability tattooed right chest. Yes. Yes, so Joe judge Quite a quote, but yeah, the the Giants have have a win This was the unofficial there's been there's gonna be a lot of tank for Trevor Lawrence games But this was definitely one of them that we can look back at also the Giants Say something nice about the Giants the Giants defense actually is frisky. Yeah, they're decent like they're I think they're top 10 in yards allowed there

They're not terrible here You can if your Giants fan you're looking at that like maybe we can because that's really what it's all about when your team sucks Is find one unit one player anything to be like well if we just build this up, we'll be good I think that the Giants are the best conditioned team in the NFL They don't get very tired at the end of games That's what I would focus on if I was a Giants fan. They they run fast in the fourth quarter. Yes, and now what is the Football teams playing at quarterback because it doesn't seem like there is one anymore a plan Well, I was just giving us a lot of he still has diarrhea

Yeah, he's asking still as diary. He was not at the office this week at all because he's just been on the toilet shitting His brains out. They should stick with that. They should say he was not benched for performance He's just had he's just had the runs Yes Like three weeks and that's really the only way that you can maximize trade value because they realize after the fact that like Openly announcing that Dwayne Haskins hasn't made a single bit of improvement since Ron Rivera has been coaching him Not a great way to try to get a high draft pick for no When you move on from him you got to put him back in just say yeah

You have to put him back in against a shitty team hope that well I mean, it doesn't get much this would have been the week put him back in for practice Put him back in in practice have oh have like a viral video come out of Practice one day where he just throws a sick pass down the sidelines of Terry McClaren for like 55 yards puts it on time Yeah, just use that and be like his butt's better. He's no longer squirting out fudge He's back to slain guns So I think that's really the only way that you can maximize the trade value because otherwise Every team's just like we know that you hate him right so and there's something up here. There's something going on there

There's something up here. It's not gonna it's not gonna work out. Just say it's the water in DC He's allergic to the water in DC and makes him shit all the time if he just had a new change of scenery Maybe like I don't send him out to Detroit. He loved the Detroit why he loved the San Francisco water He loved the problem is you know what? There are too many quarterbacks in the FL right now Yes, there aren't enough teams that have like a dire dire situation. No, there's more coming in like Justin Fields You know Trevor Lawrence Trey Lance. There's there's gonna be I do think that we're in a Great spot for quarterbacks in the NFL right now

We've got kind of a log jam and come through the member a few years ago when it was like man The quarterback position sucks. We're on the other side of that one. Mm-hmm. There's like a log jam of Good quarterbacks that might improve to being great one day. So teams won't move on from them right now, right? If you look around the league, there's maybe four or five teams that you know for a fact are going to be looking to get a Quarterback in the draft and that's it Like it. I'm thinking through the NFC East right now Annie Dalton's a great quarterback The our words and the Giants could use probably gonna use one Philly

We would say that you might want to take a little jail in Hertz is pretty good. But yeah, if you go through the divisions There's like, I don't know maybe five teams where it's like, you know for a fact They're gonna be looking they want a quarterback too many quarterbacks in the NFL right now. Um, all right. So Next game we got brown stealers Uh, the Browns are still the Browns that That sucks for Cleveland because You went and played big brother and it's been now 17 seasons and that was an ass kicker like I know Baker's heart and

Whatever you want to throw whatever out there like you don't have chubb, but that was a Out and out ass kicking like the stealers defense Fucked your shit up and I actually think Ben. Well, he wasn't that good He did the thing where he looked at his hand after a bad throw at the beginning of the game Almost giving himself like hey, remember this in case I'm bad today. I'm hurt Um, but he you know, he did enough. He had a nice deep bomb and chase Claypool as a beast But yeah, the Browns that just There's there's nothing worse than thinking you have a good team and then stepping up in class and just getting the shit kicked

It was a little reminder. We didn't get fooled though. No, I think we knew I had the stealers I I think that was 2003 2003 2003 was last time they won Pittsburgh. I wasn't fooled even though The Browns are I think four and two since they had the open casket wake for swagger Okay for the original one. So yeah, so they've been on a good role But like they've been playing very well for the Browns, but they're still the Browns Get yeah, get healthy. Um I don't like I see a lot of people out there saying the new the new line is that baker mayfield might be short He's gotten shorter. He's gotten shorter. You got a rib removed. Well, it's when he has to stay in the pocket

He can't see the lanes Well, so we got to get we got to fix that height issue get some airmax 720s Yeah, but the um, yeah, the Steelers are good. The Steelers are really good I think the Steelers are one of the best teams in the afc This is probably not the best week to bring it up But I keep forgetting to when the Browns win and you know, who knows when the next time the brown You never want to take for granted that the Browns will ever win another game. So just say it now Uh, bill Callahan is the best offensive line coach in the nfl. Yeah, so if you're looking well, because yeah, what's his name in, uh

New england retired star neck. Yeah, he was probably the best He was but bill Callahan is is a very very good offensive line coach But what's going to happen is eventually he's going to have enough success like when he was in Dallas He was a great o-line coach when he was in Washington a great o-line coach. He's done a very good job in Cleveland He's going to get promoted. There's going to be like some old school gm Probably like a Gettleman type that will try to resurrect his career as a as a head coach again And then bill Callahan will go five and eleven three years in a row and then go back to being offensive line coach I'm looking at it right now. The Browns are going to be okay. Okay, the Browns are going to be okay

They play the Bengals next so the Browns have the Bengals This is just I'm picking off wins that I think they can have on the rest of their season Bengals Texans Jaguars Giants Jets I just named five teams and so the rest of their schedule if they can pick off one or two more wins Like they can be a 10 win team somehow here because there are some There there are some games that are winnable. Yeah, yeah, I'm the Browns Don't don't jump yet. Don't write them off yet. The Steelers. What's the Steelers biggest weakness? Um, well devon bush getting hurt is bad. Um, I would actually say

Big Ben maybe but not Like there's been times where he hasn't looked fully Right, he's never going to be he's not prime big Ben. He big Ben was never fully maybe there's in his entire life Maybe they're secondary if their past rush isn't getting there. By the way tj watt I think like a pitcher when a pitcher gets uh, he has a tell Tj watt definitely knew the snap count with baker mayfield There was a few times where you can't be closer to being off sides But like he was doing the when you're madden when you just go up at the right time

He did that like four or five every single time just perfectly I think the Steelers biggest weakness is that they don't have a biggest They don't have a glaring biggest weakness. They don't know how other teams are going to game plan for him. Yeah I Sucked at then they would sit down every week and be like well We know that they're going to do this against us because we stink at you know kick coverage or whatever Yeah, um, so they don't they don't know how to put themselves in the brain of a smart football coach That's evaluating them at titans at ravens next to the Steelers. So we'll find out we will find out

We will know a lot about the Steelers in two weeks if I were to ask you right now big cat How old do you think kevin stafansky is what would you say pull up a picture of kevin stafansky? I would say early 40s He's he's two years older than us. Whoa, and he's got like a full gray beard I'm looking at this guy on the sideline and I I mean that's not early 40s isn't he's 38. Yeah, but remember mentally we both think that Or I think I'm a father. So yeah, I do think I'm 35. I'm 27 and so my own head But I look at kevin stafansky. I'm like, how is this this guy's at least 50 years old but Yeah, this is back to this is the same conversation because you see

Anyone in a position of power and you're like old person. Yes, exactly like that guy somebody's boss. Yeah I don't know. He just he was probably with A facial beard like that. That's early 40s buying everclear when he was three years old Yeah, you're like, oh man, that's hey kevin. That's the cops. Yeah, I'm like, okay boomer. He's got he's got a job He's got a big job big important job Actually, even like some some athletes that are 10 years younger than me. I'm like, oh that guy's old as shit Right. Yeah. No, this is more about you than it is. Yeah It's a million percent about me, but don't look at kevin stafansky and be like this guy's uh 38 years old

That guy looks like he's 50. No, he's like, no, he's just got a great beard. If he shaved his beard He would definitely look 38 probably. It's just a great beard great. That's why I die Um, it sucks that devin bush has hurt because he's really good. Yes, and he's fun to watch And you knew it like the second he got injured. He did the pound the turf The pound the turf and then the uh the hands on the head immediately Are the two signs where a guy gets hurt and you're like, okay This is actually and then the thumbs up as you leave being like, okay. Well, that's A guy has never given a thumbs up a guy has never given a thumbs up in a scenario where

He really wants to tell everybody I'm doing great It's our it's our old friend trail withers tweet when he's like, I just once I want to see a player give the thumbs down Yeah, I was like as they as they tear the lcl and get carted off my leg. I'm having a bad time My legs and five different socks. This stinks. Uh, all right. We're good with with Steelers Steelers browns. You got anything else? No, just shout out to Mike Tomlin for waiting to put mason Rudolph in the game until miles Garrett was on the sideline You don't want to be giving him flashbacks on that uh, I would I'm going to change my mind on what Mike Tomlin's brain looks like. I think it's just a very it's a very sharp rock

Yeah, like an extremely sharp lot of pointy edges. Maybe a little maybe like one of those like fake diamonds in there Yeah, it's not it's not worth anything. Uh-huh, but it looks like and it can do damage to you and you're intimidated by it Be a good bookend. Yes. Yeah. One other thing about the Steelers Certain franchises should not be allowed to pick up good free agents like make a Fitzpatrick going to the Steelers Well, that wasn't a pickup. They trade. Yeah. Yeah, or they should be allowed to acquire Good players that were they gave a first pick. I know but the Steelers they draft good enough already They're so good at doing that. I like finding and and developing talent on their own You can't just give them another good player like a bonus player. Yeah, fuck that bonus players

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NFC north leading bears Will you apologize for the five and one chicago bears? the Would you rather lose pretty or win ugly? That's a quote from nick foals chicago bears The defense is back The bears are five and one. I don't give a fuck how they're winning. They're gonna be underdogs every single game I'm gonna keep betting on them. I don't care chicago bears. Mm-hmm. And Fuck it. I don't care. I do not care. Yes

Matt nagy, I got pro Matt nagy is I actually think I've finally come to terms with matt nagy I actually like him as a head coach I don't like him as a play caller. Okay, so like if he could just find someone else That's where the place that's like the opposite of what he was brought in right He's running because he was a hot shot play call like if nick foals could call the place that'd be cool I think matt nagy's actually a good head coach. I think he actually Gets pushes the right buttons get some guys, you know the club dub thing. I think it's lame, but whatever it works I I don't like his play calling because he

he's always trying like He's trying to check boxes and he has like a collection of of shiny little plays that he wants to show off That don't work and it's like just let nick foals Do his thing and I Let me let me put a little tag on this the offensive line is not good It hasn't been playing well So you could be the best play caller in the world if your offensive line can't block it's gonna look like shit So there's a little part of that but that

For the second week in a row in a situation where he could run the ball Burn more time he passes and they don't complete the pass and thank god the defense bailed them out because That would have been an all-time stupid decision There was a series of two plays where I actually really I think I liked what matt nagy was doing because I think he ran a play To set up the very next play. He almost ran a play ironically where he put four tight ends in remember that play Yeah on the goal on the goal line They ran just a straight up like the most unimaginative dive of all time They were lined up with four tight ends and they just gave the ball to the tail back and said, okay plunge straight forward

Everyone knew that play was coming and then the very next play they they spread it out I don't know Warren sharp. You can look at whatever the formation was I want to say the personnel was probably like white box. It was like 11 It was like 11 personnel out there So you had one running back one tight end then receivers spread out to the side And then they ran the same type of play the dive up the middle Which scored a touchdown that was overturned But he ran that first like unimaginative play to set up running the exact same play out of a different formation the next time

Good ideas. And so so if you're coaching against him, you're like, okay. Well, this asshole just Obviously ran in a jumbo Package and then when he spreads it all out, he's probably going to pass it this time Psych left turn we're going to run it again But he does that also to the detriment of the team when you know, I've talked about it before but he Will oftentimes only run it out of under center and not pass it Where it just becomes predictable the situation that I'm talking about at the end of the game He actually said afterwards. We knew we were going run run pass

Which is exactly what he did against the box run run pass So teams might be able to figure that out mat Like they might be able to figure that out that you're going run run pass there There's something about these bears wins because they're a very good team, right? They their record says that they're a very good team. Yes, but there's something very unsettling. I don't know very good There's super bowl chatter around the bears Okay, so in all honesty the defense and and I don't want to make this about Mitch, but I'm a big big believer in complimentary football

And the psyche of a football team and I do think the defense has their edge back Knowing that they can play and maybe make a couple mistakes here and there But fly around and also go after the ball And like almost like a little bit of a freedom where if they give up a couple touchdowns, it's not game over Right. They can take chances. I I agree with Mitch. It was like, all right We have to play a perfect game to have a chance to win with nick foals a quarterback It's like the margin for error is not as is slim So we can be a little bit more free and I they have been playing

A more free style and it feels like they have their edge back. So that that matters that shit does matter to me I don't you can you can put on a fucking spreadsheet that shit is like human emotion locker room football guy shit that absolutely matters when it comes to offense and defense, right? But what I was saying was like after every bears win There's something deeply unsettling that prevents you from like fully enjoying it because it's a flawed team No, I mean the bears. So yeah, so this is how it's always even though you win always be You're thinking back and it's like raising a lot of questions. You're like, yeah, it was I guess we won But I'm very very troubled. It's like watching a Warner Herzog movie

You're like you sit and you think about it later and you're like that's really fucked up. It was really good No, the bears will never be like Perfect, there's just not they're never like, you know, the chiefs have been perfect Like the last year there were times when they're like, oh, that's a perfect team Like the Patriots have done that the the you know, even like the the ravens when They won the Superbowl or like you can list all these teams We're like, oh, yeah, they have no real weakness if they're playing their best game

They'll beat you 10 times out of 10 The bears are playing their best game We'll still lose a couple times because it's just We're I mean you just point to things like nick foals. I like them, but He's still nick foals like he's still not like there's a reason why he's been on seven teams or whatever it is It is but I'm okay with it and he went to like several colleges because everyone wants him. Yeah, I'm not gonna apologize I'm not gonna apologize. I'm gonna enjoy it. I'm gonna have everyone doubt us. I know the deep down um

The bears are destined for A 10 and 6 11 and 5 record and then to lose in a heartbreaking way in the first round and then everyone to shit down my throat I know that but I don't care because I'm gonna enjoy it until I have everyone's anus hovering over my mouth as I swallow America's shit It would be just real shame if if you guys finished 10 and 6 made the playoffs And then Aaron Rodgers beat you. No, dude. They might not we'll get them backers might not make the players Well, the bears are in first place first place number one first place

Our loss was against the a fc the packers lost against the nfc the bears are in first place I will not apologize. I fucking love this defense. I don't care if it's ugly We'll keep winning ugly Monday night football next week No way that will go bad Monday night against two the Rams who just lost no way that will go bad. No no way um Remember we did the most important player best player thing to sound smart the bears have a definitive Best player on their defense cleal mack most important player keem hicks. He's a fucking beast

Okay, so if you want to sound smart about the bears, so yeah, you know who really makes it cook a keem Hicks, you know what you can also say to sound smart just because alan robinson doesn't light up the stat sheet every week He's incredible. You can say he's a really underrated blocker at wide. He's a great. He's a great wide receiver He doesn't yeah, he doesn't get enough credit and David Montgomery. He's not the problem the offensive line is but hopefully that gets fixed All right next up lions jaguars um Are the jacks are just tanking the lions didn't blow a big lead the lines they maintained a big lead Yes for the first time which which is more about the jaguars being just terrible

Um, I think they're tanking now. I don't know. I don't know. So Uh, dug maroon after the game. He had a really nice quote. He said It's uh being o and five is a big challenge, but with big challenges come big rewards So he's already he's done a spin zone. That's like it's always darkest before the dawn Uh, I think maybe he was just talking about getting paid Like it's it's nice like the big reward is I get I cash a paycheck every two weeks Yeah, even though we're o and five and it's for a lot of money. Yes. Yeah, that's that makes sense the um Deandre swift look good

Our friend world of isaac who's now becoming a regular on mentioning lions games did have a tweet that I very much liked because matt stafford does make throws like patrick mahomes and No one loses their mind about him because he's matt stafford, but he had to throw like a sidearm underneath under like a submarine throw That was incredible And it was like this is an incredible throw if mahomes did this and it's not i'm not blaming mahomes It's more the media They would all be losing their mind, but matt stafford, I I'll forever say that he's a good quarterback stuck in a bad situation Hall of famer

What's that? They're one and five. Yeah, they would beat the cult. Oh, that's right. Yeah, they've had five straight losses Yes, five straight losses. He's saying that that's when it it's uh, it's darkest right now It's about to be dawned when I go to my mailbox and put that deposit into my bank It'll be nice. It might be time for another cry fest from ron. Yeah, I think he might need to start weeping again Yeah, uh, I don't yeah, I think he said that he's keeping all of his friends employed, which is nice He's not going to fire his defensive coordinator. That's he's like as long as I'm the coach He's going to be on the staff also collecting a check. Yep. So say what you want about ducking We're all there. They're probably just going out for some spaghetti and meatballs on Tuesday nights for the fellas. Hey, we're getting paid

This is a classic, uh kind of test case Franchise when it comes to my theory of just like the the kicking situation on any team is always going to like tell you if it's a Functional franchise. Yeah, you talked about this a couple weeks ago The new kicker that has never kicked before in an NFL game Did a kicker that had never kicked a field goal in a game Yeah pre-season he did a couple years ago and then I looked him up his name is john brown And I got confused because it said like the uh, it's a little like nugget that they put on uh, google when he searched his name

Says that he's a uk soccer star. So I was like wait a second this guy like a british soccer player No, he played football at the university kentucky Same amount world cup titles in the last 50 years, but like very very different Ecosystems, uh, kentucky as opposed to great britain. Yes, but he made it. He made a field goal He made a nice that was You always know that your franchise is in dire straits when the best thing that you can take Out of the weekend is like this guy that had never done his job before in an NFL game didn't completely screw everything It's a nice story. Yeah, it's a nice story. So lions, uh get their second win

They're gonna be one of those teams. They might be a good bad team Yeah, they they will they have the like they have the bones to look good on a given weekend But be bad. I think that they're a bad average team. Yeah They might be below average. I think they're good below average. Well, it depends if we're talking first or second half so first half lions are a Great bad, but they're rest. Yeah, their resting heart rate is Bad, but I think they have abilities to be good That's just because teams take on the personality and and physical

Uh parameters of their head coach right matt's but like the vikings are I think their resting heart rate should be good But they're bad. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Yeah, they're underachieving where the lions when they win that's like, oh, that's nice It's kind of overachieving a little bit I'd say the first half lions are one of the best teams in the NFL If the if the lions and eagles could like figure out a way to just combine their halves together They play an entire game of football the human centipede them. Uh, all right Jets dolphins who Dolphins 24 jet zero

Uh I mean, there's only one story here. It's adam gaze adam gaze. There was this graphic that was shown on the on the tv this shocking adam gaze 2015 bears, uh, oc 21st ranked offense 2016 Miami head coach 24th ranked offense 2017 Miami head coach 25th ranked offense 2018 Miami head coach 31st ranked offense last year jets head coach

32nd ranked offense this year jets head coach 32nd ranked offense They've scored 75 points in six games six offensive touchdowns. No one else has less than a hundred It's I actually am going to zag on everyone and say like I I applaud adam gaze for getting this foreign life Yeah, it's incredible what he has done And we've said it before we'll say it again. It is a great lesson for everyone out there Get yourself next to someone Great and have everyone else think that you had something to do with it and you're set for life adam gaze

Was the oc for the number one ranked offense the number two ranked offense when paint manning was with the broncos And paint manning was essentially the offensive coordinator right and he then adam gaze's job was to make sure that paint manning's hot tub Was turned on when he was like soaking his foot in it watching practice Yes, and then he has parlayed those two years where he was just basically a round paint manning to uh five years Foreign some change because it probably get fired this year of being a head coach in the nfl it is In your wildest dreams, you can't fail upwards like adam gaze has failed and say what you want about him But I was listening you list off all those stats. He's very consistent. Yeah consistently. Yes. Yes

You know what you're going to get out adam gaze. There are no surprises 12 and a half points per game And he's an offensive gene I think it's possible that the jets don't know whose job it is to fire adam gaze And that's the whole reason that he's a lot of job We also have the theory that at this point I think joe douglas hates adam gaze so much the best way to stick it to him is make him keep coaching the jets Yeah, and then I mean woody johnson is the owner of the team, but how involved is he like douglas might be waiting for woody to put a stamp of approval on it

Yeah, and he's not checking his email over in england right and so like I think that I think there's a very real possibility that Like everyone is thinking that it's the other guy's job to make that decision to fire him And so that's why there's been no movement on it. It's it's remarkable Joe flacco took a 28 yard sack I was about to say the play of the day was joe flacco took a sack for minus 28 yards I didn't shy of the record. I didn't think that joe flacco could cover that type of ground on one play That's amazing like flacco say what you want about him He's still got the wheels if he's able to retreat 28 yards before getting tackled

Joe flacco is the king of taking the snap running 10 yards backwards and then throwing it 10 yards over the sideline. Yes, that's his play And no one's even close that and drawing a pass interference penalty Which he can't really do anymore because there's literally nobody at wide receiver, right? And he can't also get the ball close enough Well, his receivers are so bad that you can't every ball is technically un-catchable. Yeah, you're trotting out those guys Did you see greg williams has tried to uh to take over so he oh, yeah The question was asked like about your defense you're giving up all this and he said it's not all

On the defense. Uh, basically saying the offense is so bad Which is true but You have to be a fucking moron to say that and then adam gase apparently Uh replied shut up and play. Yeah, I need I absolutely need like a mid-season hard knocks on the gist Do we know who's doing the amazon all or nothing right now? No, I hope it's the jet adam gase should fire greg williams right now That would be great. Well, no, I think adam gase is hoping that he gets fired so that greg williams will have to coach the jets Yeah, he's like trying to pass that he hates him. Yeah, right that makes sense. But yeah adam gase. It's i'm sure

He's probably gonna get fired by the time this show comes out. I don't know I don't think greg williams is the kind of guy that would throw anybody that he works with under the bus Yeah, so I I don't know if that was taken out of context where he said you'll have to figure that out when it comes to the offense but Um, I'd like to see greg williams just you know roll out the uh roll out the bouncing and center program one more time Yeah, he should probably put a bounty on adam gase. Yes. Yes, like run into him on the sidelines But the jets defense is so poorly coached it wouldn't be able to do it right. They'd be off sides Because they're coached by greg williams the

I think the jets are at this point. They just got to be like fuck it. Trevor Trevor Lawrence. Yeah, like fuck it We're not gonna win. They're they're You can look around the bad teams in the nfl like even you know The washington football team they win week one and they've been in games. They're in the game this week the uh Vikings the falcons both have only one win But they're in game the jaguars were you know have every now and then sniffed around it the jets aren't even close Like this wasn't even close the dolphins should have beaten them by more dolphins didn't even play that well But it wasn't like they're not even playing football anymore. Right. It's a different sport

They need to just get covered and just go away I was I was looking at the uh the upcoming schedule because I have in in moments of uh of honesty with myself I've thought like hey, there's a possibility that the washington football team could get no chance And it's just not gonna happen as long as you're not gonna win a game the jet should be prevented From getting trevor lorenz. Yeah, they should the league should step in And roger godela should say like for the good of this young man We're not gonna let you screw them up. Although that that would be like dan snider's uh like final Quest to conquer like I've ruined the development of so many quarterbacks

Maybe I can screw up trevor lorenz. Maybe that might even be a bridge too far for me. Yes, you know He loves a good challenge. So I it's uh the the jets will probably Finish with two or fewer wins if they get two they get two it'll be a miracle It will be a miracle. They have that one game. So when I saw they only have six touchdowns in six games I was like, but didn't they play that shootout with the broncos and they scored 28 points But they only had one offensive touchdown, right? They just keep the shitload of field goals in a pick six Yeah, they they just and then one offensive touchdown was sam darnold just happened to like break free and kept on running He accidentally ran for like 54 yards. That wasn't a design play by adam gase

Adam gase is doing like the producers on the sidelines and he's just like livid That sam darnold figured out a way to scramble for a touchdown a play that was Designed for him to take a 12 yard sack. The only thing I would uh The only positive I would say is well, this isn't really a positive if you're a jet span But you'd have to assume That sam both sam darnold and joe flacco Um, we'll be good next year if they get away from adam gase. That's true. That's like the ryan tano Like that's the part that's crazy is that we just talked about all that with with adam gase and we're

Not even mentioning because we kind of alluded to it earlier, but Probably the fourth in voting for mvp this year Is because adam gase was his coach and he sucked forever and then he got like he went to titans and became good like that guy was Coach by adam gase and he looked like he never played the position I'm actually starting to turn the corner on sam darnold. I Earlier this year. I just thought okay He's he's not going to ever be the guy that they wanted to be when when he was drafted

Now i'm starting to realize like just how bad adam gase is at everything that he touches. Yeah, I am the same way I'm like, maybe you know what I i'm starting to feel like uh, a lot of people feel towards dishawn watson towards sam darnold Where it's like this guy has gotten absolutely boned by his coach. I'd like to see him. I i'm the same way I've been hard on sam darnold. It's more because like you know people Loved him more than josh allen, but I I agree with you. I would like to see sam darnold in just Whatever a step above the most fucked up situation is just show me that with sam darnold Like he doesn't even have to be in a functional organization just a like semi dysfunctional organization And he might be good

he's like If you have uh If you have a neighbor that just leaves their dog outside all the time and never goes out to like feed it or take care That's why that's how i'm observing sam donald right now right and the jets just if he just had a doghouse Not even a dog. I'll just give him a bowl or just like a plank of wood. Yeah It's like some particle board So when it rains he doesn't have to stand out right in the rain the entire time That's just like catching fungus. That's it. Just give him a two by four from home depot

Let him burrow make his own little like nest underneath that occasionally. I'll feel much better for yes All right last game before we get to deon uh, the green bay packers 10 Tampa bay 38 erin rogers inappropriately Disgustingly disgusting act disgusting act Humped thrust in america's face for a touchdown that was called back. It's a simulated sex act. It's a simulated sex act

So two things happen at the same time erin rogers simulated sex in our eyes On a on a non touchdown on the lord's day on the lord's day emulated that sex and Collin coward tweeted if anyone sees a weakness with the packers just give me a heads up I can't spot one. Hmm. And those two things happen at the same time And then the packers gave up 38 points unanswered points and lost 38 to 10 Yeah, well the kiss of death from collin coward I I would like to think that collin coward hasn't lost his fastball that much where he will be able to like fire off some good takes about

erin rogers doing the sex act the old discount double dick But I think that he's just I think collin coward is like in love with erin rogers Yeah, I think he's just he's he loves everything that he does So I'm doubting coward's ability to move forward because erin rogers He typically wears his hats in the correct direction. So he's a little bit blinded when it comes to evaluating him on that one but it was uh It was an ass. It was an ass kicking and I think it's because erin rogers has been too happy recently Too happy and all right, so I'm sure I'll get some blowback for this, but I'm gonna say it

This is the same issue the packers had last year They step up in class they step up against a physical team And they don't look like the same, you know team that was started this the season five and oh or whatever they were like they They have beaten the vikings the lions the falcons and the saints. I'll give you know the saints were it was a good win on the road Sunday night football, but The bucks played physical

They they blitz they fucking played great defense erin rogers looked lost I'm I'm not gonna say the f4 just yet because they don't want to piss off erin rogers more than already You know the world already has this year But if you're looking at last year and this year when they play a physical team It looks a little different. I think we should just actually want to compliment erin rogers more We want to keep them happy, right? Yeah, so you keep them happy erin. I thought that was I thought I thought it was hilarious how you did that little

Double pump from the sketch comedy show that came out 10 years ago. I thought yeah, and also It was originally done by lance more back in 2013 in the game And you almost was very funny and timely how you did that and you almost you you got like halfway to the Cervical wall or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, you were almost there almost. Yeah, nice little thrust You've totally had a lot of sex dude. If that's the way you throw you totally touch the g spot on that Yeah, you yeah you for sure you you for sure got there. She definitely would she definitely wouldn't say is it in yet? She squirted erin. Yeah, you did a great wonderful job Also, I thought it was cool how the packers didn't put jordan love in the game when they went to their back

Very back that was super nice of them I didn't because I had an all-time gambling meltdown when I needed a half a point, but credit to me I bounce back. Yeah bounce back if skip bailis doesn't believe in god He should now because he hates erin rogers And the guy that is threatening to take erin rogers job is literally named jordan love Like this is a wet dream concocted inside his little weird brain I need to I saw at the end of the game He tweeted out brady

Greater than greater than greater than greater than greater than greater than greater than greater than erin rogers At the end of it put his little stamp on it the packers are gonna by the way like This is this is why it sucks to even throw out the the thought the hint the whiff of the f word with the packers because They're playing the texans and the vikings next erin rogers is gonna have like 15 touchdowns against those two teams This is gonna be he's gonna fucking torch those teams We got a nice little treat to cap off or sunday something that nobody expected But at the end of this game

We got blaine gabbert. We got blaine gabbert. Blaine train. He made his uh his triumphant return the blaine train Human victory cigar or the human victory spliff blaine gabbert came in and uh, I don't I think he just handed the ball off a couple times Also, uh, uh, shout out grok. He's back. Yeah, he looked good. He looked young We also had the uh, troy akeman talking about ryan jensen's Butt sweat for like 10 minutes. There's a 10 minute diatribe on buttholes because they just ran out of shit to talk about Different type of towels that get shoved up there. Yeah grok spike needs a little work He hasn't done it in like two years. Yeah, it's been since his last touchdown You know whose spike was really surprisingly good today was joe burrows. Yes, joe burrow is a very good spiker of the ball

Yes, um, so do you think the the packers are are cursed by the erin rogers pump by the sex act baby pump? Uh I don't want to say cursed just yet. I'd say that they've got they're having a haunting There's an apparition apparition. What's the word? Apparition there's a dog. There's there's a ghost that appears Uh, he also said the rogers said afterwards the loss may be good for the packers. Fuck that Of course it is. Of course, they're gonna fucking rip off a bunch of wins. They're their schedule stinks their schedule They have they play no one except the bears. They play no one. They have to play the bears twice though. They play no one the Packers are gonna be like 13 and three again, and I and it wasn't like you call them frauds and then we'll just wait

We'll wait play it play a physical team. We'll wait a break play some man football And then you're fucking tossing it around and smiling and discount double-checking. We'll wait tom brady looked Like he had all his mental abilities today. Yep. He recovered from dementia for a long nap There's a lot of water a nice massage because it's earlier in the day He wasn't sundowning yet if you play him after after dark he gets confused and he gets where he is Uh and credit to the bucks defense for losing v2v and being awesome Levante, java was sick. It was you know what I really enjoyed about today's game It was the rare appearance of erin rogers trying to make tackles. Yeah, you never get that

Yeah, he's only thrown three pick sixes in his career. Yeah crazy And so he got he actually kind of stopped a pick six. He almost had two pick sixes today Yep, uh, but he he got just absolutely ran over by somebody But in the process of getting run over kind of like clogged up the lane a little bit and the guy got tackled But seeing erin rogers get blocked or try to make a tackle It's uh, it's completely unnatural act, but it's fun to watch. It's good times. Okay. Let's get to uh Deon before we do that a quick word from our friends at cross country mortgage america's crazy good mortgage company You probably have heard the word mortgage owning a home is scary to you. It should not be though

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Let's start with the game. We just watched The green bay packers got absolutely smoked by tom brady and the bucks What's your biggest takeaway other than after erin rogers did that disgusting act of humping in everyone's face? The packers scored zero points and it was a 38. Oh run from that point forward It was so funny because when he was doing that All I could see

Is day right next to me saying yeah when he's playing somebody that he could beat down He has this arrogance about him and he does like I just heard him just blasting in my ear saying that And then after the two picks he never recovered. Yeah, it was bad never recovered It was bad and the bucks credit to the bucks because they're missing vita va Who's out for I think the rest of the season and their defense looked awesome Even without where was this where was this book's defense a week ago? Yeah, like like where were they? And grok has finally risen Right. He looks like old grok. I'm happy that grok is alive. I didn't know if he was alive

I didn't know if he was I don't know what he was doing these last several weeks, but grok is alive Yeah, I I think he looks like he's back up to what his old playing weight was Maybe it was the uniforms they were wearing today because they had those like powder the pewter pants or whatever they are Gronk looked like big old grok. He looked happy his spikes sucked though. Did you see the spike? Yeah, he was just he hadn't been in the end zone. What in the what two years? Yeah He's had a toll on he's had a practice with that for sure. Yes. Um, so is erin rogers washed up Oh, good. Of course not erin rogers is still the man That was a good question. That was a really good question

Can you just say that he's washed up so that we can put out a quote saying that you said that erin rogers washed up and we'll get a Shit letter erin rogers is the man still Oh brutal What about uh the cleveland browns not being able so it's 17 years now 17 years. They haven't won in pittsburgh Uh in terms of like the psyche of a team that's rolling. They're four and one. They're feeling good. They go into pittsburgh They get absolutely demolished baker was hurt. He was playing hurt What happened? No, no, no, don't do that. Don't do that. No, i'm gonna do that

His ribs don't do that. His ribs don't do that His ribs don't do that. Don't do that. What happens to the psyche of a team though after having a loss like that You know a promising start and then a loss like that where they step up in class to the big boy division and they get absolutely killed They're they're jb. You know that We know that Everyone knows that They know that They're jb. They're not varsity yet. So and you know, don't don't give baker that out. Don't do that

I don't think baker would respect you if you give him that out. Okay, and I want him to respect you Well, so what does he have to do to get up to varsity? Yeah, what are the browns after? No, no, no not baker the whole team That's not just on baker the whole team. They're not on that level yet, man. They They got a ways to go. They're not on that level I just think about how happy the browns fans were and It is demoralizing to have that big test and fail it like even if you lose close You can say well, we're right there, but that was that game was never even close No from the from the corn talks

Yeah, they probably lost that I didn't even watch that they probably lost the corn talks too. Yeah, that's true That is true. What about uh, what about what's going on new england? Are you concerned at all if you're hank lachwood our producer and you are a diehard unbiased new england patriots fan Are you pushing the panic button? No Because that's just time away from the game That's that's just coven type stuff. What that what we saw today was an attribute to coven They

Those guys are regimented guys new england is like they're like an army type team like they got to be here Do this do that do that and it when it messes up their schedule In their routine, they they don't respond well don't don't do that Don't do that bill bellichick would not appreciate that. He wouldn't respect you as a man if you did that and I want him to respect you Don't do that See how that sounded because I know bellichick's not using an excuse for that game. Absolutely not He's not but that's what it is. Sometimes you just have those games Denver like Denver. Are you serious? That's why I'm saying this is that type of game because Denver

This was Denver that went in there did that and they didn't even score a touchdown. That's the craziest part They didn't have a very good. I don't I don't think just pull cam out of that mvp conversation that you guys had Uh, that that that's a wrap. It's actually interesting because we had two of those happen today I mean cam was it was more of a fringe mvp guy, but rogers right like that Yeah, that's gonna be tough to win the mvp with a game like that where he doesn't throw a touchdown He has two picks and like a hundred and fifty yards or whatever it was Like that definitely feels like with russell wilson mohomes. Maybe josh alan. He's throwing there lamar the defending mvp Having a game like that. Yeah

So proud of you. Yes. I'm so proud of you by saying lamar. I'm so proud of you That's it. I really am it's gonna be it's gonna be tough for rogers to uh To to come back in the mvp race for that now Um, are you ready to respect the chicago bears that are now? First place in the nfc north five and one no respect. They're underdogs every single week I saw their underdogs next week monday night football against the rams What what do they have to do to get respect? Consistency offensively defensively. We we know what they bring to the table, but everybody's just waiting on foes

His slipper to come off. I you know, i'm a foes guy. I love me some nick foes I I that's why I can't stand philly because they wouldn't have won anything without foes and it's showing They're not going anything without foes But I love nick foes. I just want him to prove to the world that he could be a consistent starter That's what they're waiting on consistency Now if he can prove that would you put the bears? Are they are they in your? Pretender pile or a contender pile because I i'm fully on board with the bears No, and I'm going to tell you why you're wrong

Because the bears they win the weird games that everyone expects them to lose But they do it enough where that's just their pattern. You are what your pattern is the bears are Are a weird kind of bad football team. That's actually really really good. I wouldn't say bad Are you gonna ask for my opinion then tell me no I'm just letting I'm letting you know because they're gonna be the bears are gonna be 15 and 1 and they're gonna win every game By one point. Yeah, you're still going to be sitting there being like they stink and at at some point you have to say Who your record says you are yeah five and one you are who you're You can't ask me something did jump me when I give you an answer. That's what I do

Well, your answer's so ambush me your answer suck I wanted I wanted to raise and find a new way of saying that Yeah, you know what I'm gonna get I'm gonna get me a jump talker and a cusser Just for y'all when I come on the air and I'm gonna point to him and he's gonna do all my dirty work You know what? I think kfc is the guy. Okay. Okay. All right. Yeah, he can do that for you. Yes. He could do that for you All right. I had one last question. This is you you went against your own advice Uh, the falcons they have the dan quinn firing

And then you get the bump that you talked about which I thought was an unbelievable point how after a team Loot, you know fires their head coach guys in the locker room are looking around and saying Like what do we do here? We're playing for our job We're probably not gonna be here next year because we're not the guys guy And then you went against it does the bump last they hurt me Yeah, does the bump last though for more than one game can can the falcons kind of get a little run going It's like it's like making love once once you get it you you're sleeping now now. They're sleeping But you need that second nut though. Like if you have the refractory period

You know what I'm talking about. Yeah It happens it's not like and afterwards you feel like you're pretty much dead and you have nothing to give the world But no, I I understand what you're saying. They had like a little bit of a bounce back, but um, yeah If you're so if you're like the dolphins right now, or excuse me if you're the Jets right now Uh, adam gaze is pretty much like a dead man, right? Like there's no way that the locker room is falling. No, no It's not just him the quarterbacks too. Like the quarterbacks plural and the head coach. They're connected They're the only two that's going to have a record. You might as well get ready For the glimpse of them sweepstakes, you know

That's where they go Lawrence. Yeah first pick. Yep travel. I'm sorry. Yeah travel arms. Thank you for recanting that travel Lawrence sweepstakes. That's what they're on right now. This is pathetic Now but but but I've always thought Now it's it's it's hard to tank in the nfl because it's hard to get up. It's a physical sport But you think that they can they're not trying to They just suck They don't have to try to tank. They just got to do what they've been doing That's why they're not firing adam gaze is because like he's found the magic

Where he's not trying to tank, but he's doing a really good job of tanking anyways So if they fire him they might get better and then miss out on trevor lorns But let me tell you something that's going to happen. I feel like trevor lorns is going to pull A l-way and an elie. Hmm Hmm and say i'm not doing that. Where's i'm not where do you think trevor lorns wants to play? That's what i'm saying. It's not new york I can't see that. I I can't washington. I can't I just can't see it

It's something wrong with the organization. You can't have it. It's it's not too many That's too many consecutive quarterbacks in the in the system. That's bad That's just bad. They hadn't really won what since rex, right? Yeah And that was based on the defense. That was based on the whole defense His his final tally as head coach of the jets was even below 500 It's been like I think 25 30 years since they've had a coach that finished above 500 Right and you think that kid want to go there with all he's accustomed to is winning winning and more winning Ain't no way in the world. He's gonna pull a elie. I like this

I like jeon from from a perspective of like a player inside a locker room What does it look like? What's the difference between you always hear about like good organizations with good culture? And then you know trash organizations that that can't get their culture together Uh, what is like the actual the difference as a player like on a day-to-day basis between You know playing for a good organization that has their shit together and one that doesn't commitment The commitment and the expectation is sort of like when I was in Atlanta I love the smiths the rank and smith teller smith all those guys. They were good guys

But then when I go to san francisco praying for eddie debarlo and carmen policy It's a total different expectation in the locker room a total different feeling amongst the Team and the front office. There's a whole different expectation. There's a different commitment to excellence Just totally different and you went on unless you're in it Like the the front office from Atlanta had no idea Who they are or who they were unless you go And really spend time with somewhere like the san francisco 49ers have been airing that decade is unbelievable It's a total difference. I mean I I I

I definitely agree with what you're saying because I've heard and you look around the nfl A lot of people will say like the the nfl is a bunch of franchises that there are a handful of franchises that are Consistently trying to win the Super Bowl and everyone else like that's it like there's a team There's there's everyone else just trying to make a little money Right exactly make a little money and maybe sneak in the playoffs every now and then and then you have like five or six Franchises like this is our commitment to try to win the Super Bowl every single year You are accurate my brother. That's why I love you sometimes. There we go sometimes sometimes Um, just gotta start respecting the bears a little bit more because they're five and one

We're not apologizing. I love me some nick foes not the other nick that y'all talk about but I love nick foes Yeah, you love it. Yeah, there's a lot to love Sir, yeah, there's a lot to love a lot to love. All right dion coach prime I've got the guy's name wrong today. Give me the name again. Trevor Lawrence No, no, oh he called dion called uh, glenny balls. Lenny balls. Oh, that's actually like more That glenny balls the other guy that I was interested in oh Tungstown bob. Yeah, you're getting you're dipping in I thought it was Tungstown. It's Tungstown. Tungstown works out. Youngstown, Ohio. Yeah, Tungstown

Dion's quickly finding out we're not the nfl network. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah Tung's brown bob is a totally different guy. That's different guy. That's different guy all together All right, Dion. You guys are unbelievable man. All right. See you man. Thank you. All right, buddy. See you there Okay, let's wrap up the show with uh, our football guy of the week and who's back of the week So football guy of the week presented by philips noroko one blade the only tool that can trim edge and shave any length of hair Pick up a specially marked one blade bar stool pack nationwide where you could win up to a thousand dollars to the bar stool store And if you have your own football Guy looks we want to see them tweet your funniest game day facial or body hair looks to at part of my take

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Is that a death? Yeah, no, it's just I don't know. I don't know why I you're sitting in billy's seat So like it's reflexive Yeah, yeah, it just feels natural like if you were sitting one over I wouldn't have said a word but because you're in billy's seat It's like I just want to I just want to bust you. You need something you need a punching bag Talk to billy's our guy, right? Yeah, so you're just gonna have to be it right now. Thanks for dressing up jake I like those pants actually. Yeah, they're actually really nice. Do they come in your size? Got them roasted have some suck it billy billy football. What did I do to deserve you're sitting in billy's seat? It's very simple sat there. Yeah, okay, jake. We only have four spots

We have five nominees. You guys don't have to have to help me. We're gonna whittle it down. Yeah, okay All right, let's do it first up dolphin's quarterback to a tongue of aloha He went back to the field and sat around the 15 yard line in full uniform to FaceTime his parents and soak in the moment After making his nfl debut. I love it two for two 10 yards Very nice, but he did not his hip did not fall off during the game, which is what we're all hope. Yes I like that though. I like just becoming one with the field. It's very less miles ish Just soak in that moment Just soaking with just he should have gone dick down onto the field

This is actually the other side of the football player retiring that refuses to take off their pads for like an hour in the locker Yep, this is the beginning of the career, which we hope is a long illustrious career in the nfl Friend of the program titan's head coach mike variable. This is from tuesday So he locked in a spot earlier in the week gave everybody in the organization a game ball after tennessee's win over buffalo following The team's covet outbreak. I like that. Yep. Just spreading all the germs everywhere Love it rams running back running backs coach thomas brown after upsuring his Achilles during practice thursday He according to shaw mcvay walked right off didn't flinch and won't miss a beat Okay, I like that too. I I would like to see him get a scooter on the sidelines though

A scooter or like some sort of homemade vulgar mobile that he can use just like teleport back and forth Do you you don't have the northwestern coach on there? Do you I do not okay? Because this also happened to northwestern coach I think it was uh, maybe a wide receivers coach He looked like he tore his groin in practice and they had the clip And he was just doing all the drills and everyone kept on saying like coach. Are you okay? He's like, yep fine fine as he's hop skipping around the field Trying to play through the pain I also like the idea of the coach now using the training facility like getting the same treatment done at the same time as the players

Yeah, like he's doing his rehab and you know, he's pissed because he's like can't make the club in the tub. Yeah Next up we have a random west virginia fan who customized a jersey named f u covid with a number 19 and more to saturday's game versus kansas I love it. This is what we need. We need to shame the virus itself more go at it. Yeah You know what we've been we've been it's like uh being in training camp for a while We're sick of hitting each other getting into arguments about spreading the disease We need to actually just go at the common enemy which is just roast the virus We should fight covid

I would imagine if covid we should just get yeah Like be a man covid fight us. I want to hang out next to somebody that has covid and just punch the droplets coming out of their mouth And then finally we have kentucky head coach mark water boredom with hydrochlorochloroxic and bleach bleach Yeah bleach march their ass mark stupes after his team's not bleach their ass. That's porn right But bleach their ass after his teams win at tennessee showed his excitement. Do you watch porn jake? No, okay Hmm Wait jake say to his last name again. It's hunga by law. You practice that very much Many times I looked it up right before to confirm the we're not gonna have another hilarious incident

Plot out of words. E-layer. There we go. Okay, perfect Finally we have kentucky head coach mark stupes After his teams win at tennessee. He showed his excitement by saying quote. We haven't won here and I am tired of that Sh in the locker room. So he didn't swear. Oh, he did that. Oh, he did. Yeah What he said words did he say? I can spell it out if I feel like I think as a journalist you need like a madman. No idea what he said you need to accurately portray what was said Jake, you know what you're doing jake. You're making you're making the story about yourself now by not saying it was written

Uh print journalists they put it in quotes and that's okay. So put it in quotes air quotes not no speaking is different speaking quote What if you just say quote? Was it a slur? Yeah. Oh, it sounds like it was a slur. How would we know? fuckin Got it And I think it was leaked because one of his players was on ig live So I don't know if this is supposed to get out there, but matt jones tweeted it. Okay. What I think um you so Mark who do you want to kick out?

Well mark soup should be in there anyway because I think I saw a tweet that they stopped on the way to to tennessee to hold a practice Um, okay, so he's in there Uh, I think he's got a natural clock like most football guys do if they if they spend like longer than four hours without a whistle Around their neck being blown right just feels unnatural. They have to reset that clock. I feel like tonguey. I feel I'd vote tonguey No, I think we should vote the guy who got hurt because he doesn't want us to draw the ram to the ram's Yeah, he doesn't want to like we're drawing attention to his injury. He did that or rable because rable was last week Well, also, also if they're not going to take the virus seriously, then we should not take them seriously Stuck for our point out. So thanks for coming out ribs. No, we can't do that to ribs

Let's do the ram's home back coach. Yeah, because I think that he would be upset that we even talked about him being hurt Yeah, he's not Well, no, he's hurt. He's not injured. Yes, right. So we'll kick him out. Thomas brown All right, everyone vote for it football guy of the week presented by philps and roco one blade Uh, let's finish up. We got who's back of the week henry Daniel go ahead

scale boy I have a few who's back to the weeks. My first one was will smith. Oh In which one exactly both of them. Yep, but not the one that we think No, yes, there's two will smiths back Neither of them are the ones that I said. Yeah, right. Well, I I know which ones to think because I was watching that game So in the What was it the brazed dodgers? Yeah, will smith the pitcher on the dodgers versus will smith the batter on the braves Will smith versus will smith took him yabo took him yabo took him yard off

Yeah, and tim kerchin. I tweeted at the time, but I'm pretty sure Tim kerchin just Ejaculated everywhere because that is such a fun quirky football or a baseball moment. Yes. That is that's the ultimate baseball moment My other who's back the week is the pope The pope good pope the pea guy big pea big pea although. I think this is like this might have been like uh What's the pope's name big cat the pope? No, but what is is it john? They're all they're all john. Yeah, they're all oh, yeah, that's right. But what was the name before that? Uh, uh, pre-pop. Yeah

Uh, his name. I you imagine like if you grew up with hans as like your buddy When you were like teenagers and the pope was like running around smoking cigarettes with you the pope Benedict no francesa Yeah, mike francesa pope frances is actually his name. No Yeah, pope frances. It's pope frances. All right. There we go. His name's not john We just learned a lot about religion that we didn't know pope frances like pope back pope memes are hot on the street This might be uh, you know, stay woke big cath just trying to get you know Oh big cap trying to get into the to the youth of america barstool big cath that they should put out like a

They should invent a twitter handle. We should do that and just pope memes the pope talking about all yeah, all his gambling losses Ticktocks of praying. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh, but yeah, that's one of those Classic internet things. It's a six pack of of communion wafers every saturday morning saturdays are for the wafers It was it was funny, you know the first few and then every single boys would also probably work in the Every single account That's ever existed had to make their own pope jokes and pope memes and it killed it within like 24 hours Yes, it was very confession. I thought it was Rudy Giuliani when I first saw it. Yeah, nice Um, no, Rudy Giuliani actually looks like a dead person. Yes walking

Like if you if you were like, what would a dead person who's still alive look like that would be Rudy Giuliani? um, all right pft. I wonder what the God saved the uh, the makeup artists who has to sit down and help out rudy every time he goes on tv I thought you were saying well, I think it's just rudy that does it to himself Yeah, he just like he just head butts a patch of found powder donut. Yeah I think we're good to go Um, my who's back of the week is nick sabin. Nick's back battled bravely back from covid in less than a week I think so there's some speculation whether or not it was a false positive test

But the rule was like you have to have three negative tests come back Within a 24 hour time span or something like that if you want to be allowed to coach again Um, and then I'm pretty sure they just gave him a test every five minutes. Yes They were just like testing him non-stop just spitting constantly in a bottle. Yes. They just had like a beaker that was in front of metal times my favorite, uh Moment from nick sabin getting back on the field was All the journalists being like this sends a bad message That nick sabin is bigger than college football. It's like

We're just finding that out. Yeah, it wasn't like 10 million dollar your contract. Nick sabin is bigger. Okay. Yeah, you're right I god like we can't have that we can't have people think nick sabin is bigger than college football Even though he's literally been bigger than college football for last decade. Nick sabin is bigger than the pope in the south He is the most powerful man. He's probably like the third most powerful man in america I'd say the most powerful in the sec states. Yes all of them. Yes. So yeah, god damn it We finally found out that nick sabin Yeah is more powerful than the college football We're definitely going to get some uh, some paul fine bomb callers talking shit about corona too

Yeah, I would love to see the conversation like mark emmer trying to like have nick sabin not coach She's been like, can you please and nick sabin just shut like probably just hangs up on him He'd just be like, fuck you and this is yeah, so sabin talk to my talk to my assistant Sabin probably like figured out the process for how he was going to defeat this virus very early on He had the game plan for it and this is like the ultimate boss for nick sabin Yeah, he's gonna he's gonna weep because there are no stronger enemies left to vanquish after he's already crushed a Contagious disease like a Clemson Clemson. Yeah, Abbo's got his number. That was such a coach. Oh, there's very very few times In like the sabin alabama

Run where you can get Alabama like under a touchdown and everyone being like, I don't know about bamma this year And you're like, okay, I kind of do because they're always fucking good and they're not like peak bamma But mac jones is is good really good and jalen waddle is electric. Yeah, we were talking about it last week They had henry rugs and jerry judy and jalen waddles better than both of them. Yes, they've got awesome recieved I still think mechi is going to be as good if not better than waddle. They just they're they're fucking sick They're sick. Um, all right. My who's back of the week is jfk jr. He's back or was supposed to be back

Didn't show up. Oh, he was he was going to show up in a restaurant He was he was trending on saturday and I clicked it and I was like, what's going on here? Um, apparently there was a theory online that jfk jr. Would come would has never died And was coming back to announce that he was uh, president trump's running mate. Oh shit. That was yeah I mean, that will I love that like these theories and all these theories it has mike pence being a cuck Yeah, right. It's like it. What what happens to pence? Oh, right? So it's jfk jr. He was gonna like Where's he been has he been to like slow probably like I don't know what what's flying around the world chapa quitta Yeah, chapa quiddick. Just like practicing water landings. Yes. Yeah, just he's just been hanging out there

Him and harrison fort have been going on like a coast to coast just one constant like flight back and forth getting their pilot license Yeah, getting instrument rated. He's been hanging with amelia airheart. Yeah, wherever she is. Okay, so but he didn't show up No, he didn't But he was back for a minute. He was trending which is kind of cool to trend from the grave Yeah, I mean and not be cancelled I think it's one of all of our goals to like at some point go viral on a platform that did not exist at the time of her death And but like especially not can't because like people trend from the grave But they're usually being cancelled right from the grave. This one was like, hey, dude

Like it's saturday october 17th. I mean jfk jr. Is about to show up. How incredible would it be if that was true though? Just once I want one person to be dead forever and show up What happened to jfk jr originally? He well, he died. He flew his plane into the long island sound. He died. I didn't know that Yeah, he died Um All right, well, maybe not so it goes so he might be alive But I just once like tupac like just what elvis wants just one of these guys just show up and be like Guess what amelia airheart like hey steve jobs still here. Yeah steve jobs

Just give me one give me not hitler. No, but any of the others give me them I mean, there is like a whole underground conspiracy theory that he is alive in south america, right? Exactly, which steve jobs Uh, yeah, both. Yeah, I was saying H-man. No, no definitely not the h everyone else Give me one of these cool stories where a guy just shows up and's like, hey, i'm here You know what they need to do tim apple needs to add his next like press conference exhibition thing where he unveils the exact same iPhone again. He needs to just in a turtle neck. Yeah, he just needs to come out the most important part with something So extremely shitty that steve jobs can't play his tongue anymore. It was like this guy's ruining my company. Yeah, I'm back

I'm back, baby. All right, jake, you're up. Uh, dicky v Yes, yeah college basketball and being the off season but his rays Celebrations in front of his tv and his personalized rays jersey or electric. Yeah, it's just great to see I need to see him jumping back into his hot tub wearing the polo shirt again Yeah, it's just the voice the best celebration. I really wanted the astros just to to crash the party and just No, no, what jake's appearance. I hate them The rays are the rays are like anti-purist baseball. They play that whole thing on a spreadsheet. Yeah, they're fucking nerds

Wait, jake, you just said you just said the a word a Yeah, the houston Astros, yes. Yes. Yeah, ass. He said ass and titties. Which one are you? I knew we could get you to cuss. Got me. Yeah, also, there's all these clips that are coming up Of course, I've cursed before but after the the bretteman thing I've oh that was your that was the line in the sand like I will never curse again No, it's just it makes it you'll never say that hard f-bomb again. I really love limit myself

It was funny because jake was jake was actually concerned about that He's like that really opened my eyes like it can all be gone in a second if you say something Yeah, it's like like jake spins his free time like dropping hard f's just like strutting around the office Using homophobic slurs. Yeah I really need to cut that out of my vocabulary And the best part about all of this is that like if jake swore on camera. There's the only job you can't get fired for Uh, but it would be the worst thing for jake because he'd be like I'd be stuck with these guys for the rest of my life Yes, muscle memory. This is the hell. Yes. It's very easy

It's a lot easier to not start a habit than it is to quit it. Yeah, jake is not afraid of getting fired from the job He has he's afraid of only having this job. Yes Pre-fired from the job that he wants. He's like, could you imagine anything worse? Yeah, so I apologize Retroactively for those clips apology not accepted until you swear now There's a drive to deep left Uh, do you have a do you have a fact for us jake animal fact? Uh

This is the part where he does a great million pressure. Yeah Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, there's a lizard in south america Uh that lives on hitler's property How about this one, uh duckbill platypuses are the only mammals that lay eggs That is good. That's really good That's crazy. That is crazy Um, I bet you haven't seen me after some chili. Uh, uh, all right. Let's do numbers And then by the way wednesday the best interview we've done this year. Yeah with the coolest guy

We've ever had awesome people that someone yep a couple people a couple people had it correct But you'll you'll be very happy because it was an awesome awesome interview. We don't we have we don't hype interviews Ever since jj watt hype it's um, but this one's hype worthy. It's as awesome as it could be like via zoom Correct, but it was still very very good. Yes. Uh, all right numbers. Who's who wants to guess give me a Ocho, Ocho, Ocho. I'm gonna go with 81. What would billy pick? It's some stupid. Yeah 81 is my number 81

8888 888 879 things I feel like we need to Shuffle it like hand shuffle it next time because it the bot numbers at the bottom. I'm no shot. Yeah, you're right The single digits are all down at the bottom. Yeah. All right. Well, we'll hand shuffle next time. Yeah for wednesday show For a great interview. Um, good luck. Godspeed everybody. Try to get through our first tuesday night with no football and what seems like forever I don't know what i'm gonna do. Yeah on tuesday. Well double monday. That's true. Yeah. See you. Love you guys Oh

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