Pardon My Take - NFL Week 7 Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes & The Bengals Are For Real

Episode Date: October 25, 2021

We start with the Fastest 2 minutes for Week 7. Recapping every game (00:02:27 - 00:08:10) Colts/49ers (00:08:10 - 00:14:55) Bengals/Ravens  (00:14:55 - 00:24:59) Chiefs/Titans (00:24:59 - 00:35:40) Packers/WFT (00:35:40 - 00:43:00) Patriots/Jets  (00:43:00 - 00:51:46) Falcons/Dolphins (00:51:46 - 00:58:51) Giants/Panthers (00:58:51 - 01:06:08) Cardinals/Texans (01:06:08 - 01:14:25) Bucs/Bears (01:14:25 - 01:23:22) Eagles/Raiders (01:23:22 - 01:29:40) Lions/Rams (01:29:40 - 01:36:32) We finish with Football guy of the week and who's back of the week including playoff baseball talk.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take week seven of the NFL. We have fastest two minutes. We're going to recap every game, the big storylines, maybe not the best week, but we're going to make the most of it. We also have who's back of the week. We have football guy of the week, high school football guy of the week. Someone's playing a video in the background. That's okay. We are brought to you by our friends at Mee Undies. Mee Undies with adventurous prints to choose from and plenty of ways to match everyone in the family. Give your gratitude some attitude. This Thanksgiving season with Mee Undies. They have

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Ivan you and then we take it higher. Oh, we're gonna rock it down to electric. It's part of my take because I'm in the basketball sports. Welcome to part of my take presented by Mee Undies. Today is Monday, October 25th, week seven. In the meadowlands where son of Sam Darnold was seeing ghosts and talking to his dog and got locked up by a judge. Daniel Jones and me catch me a football. Mr. Jones believe in me. Help me believe in anything because I want to be someone who believes who believes that was our good friends. The counting crows to real red hot chili peppers and the giants are fighting through scar tissue to get in the wind column as Sam Donald saw the football in his hands and said,

give it away, give it away, give it away now. Giants 25, Panthers three. Down south to Miami where two allura, two allura. The dolphins remain a one hit wonder as come on Shaheen and the Finns go down. Russell Gage against the machine said, fuck you, I won't do what you court around me. And dolphins fans want to light themselves on fire like a Buddhist monk after watching this game. The Falcons 30, the Dolphins 28. Some spread. In Foxboro where Mack Man Jones got into a fistfight and didn't need security to step in around the Jets this time. Mike Whiteman can't jump, has his owner Woody Harrelson Johnson looking for the nearest ledge. Brandon, you gotta know when to hold him. Know when to bolden. As he and

Kendrick Rogers born lit up the scoreboard all day. Robert Sa la la wait till I get my money right. Can't tell the Patriots nothing as the Jets continue to live in a beautiful dark twisted fantasy. Donda is star the Jets offense Patriots 54 Jets 13. In the four rows in Tundra, the Washington football team saying I was going to win the game, but then I got high. I was going to reach out and break the plane, but then I got high. Now we're two and five, but I know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high, Nicky. Packers 24, the Washington football team 10. To Baltimore where Jamar Chase Book and the Bengals are rebranding into a positive for society

as coach Mark Zuckerberg Taylor is looking thick on his surfboard, riding the wave to the top of the AFC North, save the drama for his armor as the Bengals tight end scored twice and said talk to the hands Papa John Harbaugh has to work the word bundles out of his vocabulary as he'll be eating sad urban Meyer pizzas after this one. Bengals 41 Raven 17. The bangles and Nashville where Mike that shit Ray that shit Ray that shit Vrabel has the Titans ball and so hard motherfuckers want to find them. AJ today's Brown caught eight sets of balls and this loss is tough to swallow for the chiefs. The chiefs losing back 24 shows you that Chad hitting given Sunday. Anything can happen. The Titans 27 the chiefs bangles in Tampa Bay and let me be the

first to congratulate a young Tom Brady on his 600th touchdown pass congrats on the sixth Leonard Skinner four net broke the plane too soon boom while an equipment manager went up to a fan and said give me back my bullets as for Chicago they call them Justin why do the bears even take the fields because man do these guys fucking suck box 38 bears three. In Las Vegas where Jalen I will let you down I will make you hurt fumble the ball like he had nine inch nails. The backfield produced for the Raiders as both Josh Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt and Kenyan Aki Drakey Hart both found the end zone and the other backfield shipping up to Boston Scott came in for the departed Miles Sanders who might be needing a wooden leg soon. A game of Italian or pervert

broke out between Rich Pasecchia and Nick Siriani and his Eagles fans hoping to remove their coach from office for his perverted use of personnel weekend and week out the Raider 33 the Eagles 22. We finish out west in Los Angeles where Steely Dan Campbell called for a fake punt then said do it again as the Lions showed up to do dirty work against Aaron Donald Fagan in the Rams defense but ultimately we're only able to score hey 19 points Anderson Cooper Cup and Van Jones Jefferson where CNN a lot of passes and it's not fake news these Rams are good Sarah Jalen Ramsey proved that he did do the reading over the course of the 60 minutes adding a crucial pick to seal the win Rams 28 Lions 19 all right that is brought to you by our friends at cross-country mortgage

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Barstool to learn more about your future home buying experience or refinance your current mortgage cross-country mortgage I will see NMLS 3029 all loan subject to underwriting approval www NMLS consumer access.org okay we're going to start as always with the Sunday night football game Hank whether do you think it exists would you like to apologize to me from Thursday's podcast you over did hit there was chaos with some of those plays uh the Colts beat the 49ers the Colts seem to have realized that their best offense is to just uh get past interferences down the field it's a very smart offense and wait for Jimmy Joe Blacko offense yeah and then wait for Jimmy G to turn the ball over and that worked out perfectly so they're Colts are kind of they're I'm gonna say

it they're rolling a little bit Colts have looked good for the last couple weeks Carson Wintz had an all-time doidoy play today awesome fun awesome interception interception that Jamis Winston would have been proud to call his own in his prime yes it was vintage Jamis and it was like he was going to get sacked from behind it was like a wounded duck that he threw from like a horizontal body position went directly to a linebacker I think and then he had another one that hit a corner back in the face yeah no he he Carson Wintz thinks that there every play he can make something work and I actually I like that about about him and and I know Colts fans would be like he's only thrown two picks this year uh and that's true he's only thrown two picks this year uh but

he he does have that hilarious like I can get out of this I can make a play here I'm maybe being sacked I'm on the ground but I can still make a play but the Colts win a sloppy gross terrible game in Santa Clara which like it was some of those plays were just so funny like we had the fumble and then we had the the kick that somehow wasn't a safety that was a touchback just chaos everywhere with that fucking game yeah they kicked it backwards apparently if it's a punt you have to pick it up and have like it's like a reception you have to have possession and walk with it otherwise it's still considered the act of the punt when it trickles into the end zone um I don't like that it felt like a safety to me that's my big problem with it it felt like a safety and it wasn't

so I don't know if they're going to change that rule probably not because they're stupid but Hank yeah Hank doesn't believe in weather doesn't believe in wind I was proven completely right no the weather affected the game wait so let's just rewind this all started from a conversation Thursday I said I like the over and you said weather think about the weather visualizes happening Carson went wet right that means under what happened well there was one play at the end where Jimmy G threw a terrible pick that got you the over so I was right I do kind of respect weather didn't affect the game positively for the overtakers yeah I respect what Hank's doing right now which is basically saying that that weather is for the mentally weak it's like astrology

for beta males 92% of people bet the under because they're sheep they're not thinking about whether the way I'm thinking about whether 92 but you weren't thinking about weather period no I was thinking about yeah no you didn't make the pick you didn't think that weather wind doesn't matter wind does not matter at all it matters rain this rain matters a little bit when it was like torrentially down point for like five minutes that affected a couple plays there was like a the cameraman couldn't couldn't see where the fucking ball was listen I actually think that because it stopped rain like you scored a lot of the points when it wasn't raining at the beginning of the game so that shows you that weather matters it was like 12 7 in a second and then it started

raining and it stopped and like points stopped happening I just oh I don't understand how your argument is when the whole argument was about the over on there with the overhead and you're trying to tell me that you were still right you think that weather like we watched a ball get like careen off someone's foot and like go a million miles in the other direction you're like that that wasn't a weather related play it got to the point where you were just denying that weather exists like there was like a receiver would just drop a ball that was perfectly placed in their hands and you'd be like that was just a bad play it had nothing to do with the rain yeah you were like you get paid millions of dollars to catch that you got to catch that ball

which is true like you were right the I'm a processed guy though you think saying that weather just doesn't exist is crazy no you were trying to get me to factor weather into my over pick and I was like it doesn't really matter for the over under and I was right in this particular case yes like the and the browns and the browns Cardinals two weeks but the weather would never showed up okay yeah but the weather but the weather did not affected the game for the over which was my entire point it did not even know you should not have the over was it was not the right play you didn't make the over when you knew there was weather you you you weren't even looking at the way I listened to you my trusted colleague you chalked me out of it and I listened to you

my mistake will not happen again oh okay I just like the idea that you think that like rain and wind have no effect on a game not on over unders ever no what about the grapple game you remember that tornado they had to play a game in it no he said tornadoes is real wind yeah okay tonight's game 81 percent chance of rain which one Monday night Monday football so what are you gonna do over in Seattle I I gotta look into the numbers I'm saying though I'm saying the weather's not gonna like that's not gonna be I obviously have a lot of a lot of numbers and a lot of data points you gotta check over and rain yeah one of those data points is not weather got it I just was like there was a couple plays that were just like that's because they're soaking wet and the ball is so

slippery and you're like that has nothing to do with your player apologize these guys get paid millions of dollars well good win and good win for the Colts I don't really know what the Niners are at this point they're very confusing team they're very confusing they they seem like they're they should be able to still out physical their opponents right but yeah I don't know I don't I don't think that Jimmy G is what would have been men say Jimmy Jimmy's not a G not a G yeah I just don't they're they are a very confusing team because it feels like they're not they don't have the quarterback they want long-term you know what Lance also needs time I'm just gonna say they need they need Kittle back they need Kittle's a great player great friend of the show we love everything

that he does once Kittle gets back I feel like all the pieces are in place for the next make a run there you go okay next up the big story of Sunday that so it was a bad Sunday let's just say it I feel like the NFL owes me for this Sunday do you know what this Sunday was it's when you ask a parent like who's your favorite kid and you're like I love them all like this listen you got to say that you have to say that but really this this Sunday sucked you can't every Sunday isn't equal it was a bad Sunday it was there were no real close games except for like one or two at the beginning I'll put it this way the big headline from this week is the Bengals are good so that's the first game a good team no longer are they just good in terms of grading on the curve of being the

Cincinnati Bengals now they are actually just good as far as NFL teams go they are so the first game let's do it because that is the headline of the week the Bengals 41 Raven 17 if the playoff started today and I think we're week seven we can start doing that oh yeah like we're okay doing that if the playoff started today your number one seed in the AFC is the Cincinnati Bengals I love it that's incredible and you know it's even clap it up clap it up for the Bengals good job Bengals clap it up for the Bengals and somehow Joe Burrow's hair it looks better at the end of the game than it does at the start it was um so I actually like we were locked in on this game I in a weird way like the Bengals second half they absolutely torched the Ravens they were

big plays down the down the field we'll talk about Jamar chasing a second what was crazy was I thought Joe Burrow in the first half was like he was playing at a level where I was watching it and every single play he was under pressure he was like a second away from getting sacked everyone was covered and he was able to like manufacture a few points and not you know turn the ball over not give up that huge sack fumble whatever it may be like in a weird way he his first half even though the numbers weren't great in the first half was like super impressive to me because he just has insane poise in the pocket for a second year guy I think that if you were somehow able to run the numbers on plays where Joe Burrow gets hit he probably has the best quarterback rating of

any player in the league right now it's almost like he doesn't see he knows that it's coming but he's still able to deliver like a super super hard pass the tough motherfucker very tough motherfucker in the face of pressure they were awesome today they scored 21 unanswered points yes I want to know when the last time the Bengals scored 21 unanswered points against a division leader this late in the season because I'm pretty sure it'll be one of those stats where it's like never it was the Eisenhower administration yes yes maybe with boomer yeah yeah it was it was just it was a shit pumping I think no it was the second half definitely was yeah and I so this is where I wouldn't freak out if I were a Ravens fan because yeah that's a bad loss because it's a it's a rival

in the AFC North but the Ravens had been riding like a crazy crazy emotional roller coaster and we're even starting with the Chiefs win and then you have last week where they they absolutely kill the Chargers they win the Monday night game against the Colton dramatic fashion it felt like eventually it was gonna like slow down and it did in the second half that's not to take away from the Bengals but I'm saying more if you're a Ravens fan I wouldn't freak out about this game this was what the team looked like when you when you thought at the start of the year after all those injuries yeah where they were losing running backs like they're spinal tap drummers you were like this is going to be a tough season to get through until we get healthy

fortunately they're getting the buy right now but this is what you time to have the buy great time to have the buy it back to the analogy that we had on Friday yes this is like it's not very it's a little bit early still for it's like a 12 o'clock this is like if you come into work hung over yeah you skip breakfast and you take lunch at 12 o'clock on the dot so you guys can get healthy the Bengals also have a buy next week because they play the Jets and so I've got news for you guys but look at this I took a look at the rest of the schedule Greeny's gonna be upset about that one he's probably gonna make that same joke tomorrow morning yeah I'm gonna get I'm gonna get some nasty DMs from my man Greeny but if you look at the rest of the schedule for the Bengals I have

some breaking news for you yeah the Bengals are gonna have at least 10 wins this year yeah no I mean they could have 11 wins very easily they're the number one seat they are a very very good team and their defense is really fucking good like they are now I would I don't know advanced stats and all that stuff but just the eyeball test I'm gonna say they're a top 10 defense uh they have 19 sacks so far I think they sack Lamar five times today Sam Hubbard got him twice like no two and a half sacks for him today yeah they were all over the place so and then Jamar Chase who Jamar Chase right now he is on pace so he had eight catches for 201 yards in a touchdown he's on pace right now and obviously 17 game season so you know everything changed whatever he's on pace right now for 85

receptions uh 1,831 yards and 15 touchdowns that would like crush what is what is universally known as the greatest rookie season of all time in Randy Moss Randy Moss had 69 catches 1300 yards 17 TDs the 17 TDs are insane but he is on pace to have what would be the best rookie wide receiver season of all time and like that's something obviously the league has changed but Randy Moss's rookie wide receiver like it was one of those you had to be there in moments where like he was so fucking good and so different than everything else and Jamar Chase is on pace to surpass that just to put into context there are a lot of football guys right now that are looking at their tweets from the draft being like you should have taken Penny Sewell you should have taken

the lineman because Joe Burrow is going to get killed and he won't be able to complete passes to Jamar Chase if he's getting hit on his back without realizing that Joe Burrow is a tough motherfucker yes and he's able if he didn't have an offensive line he could still throw it up to Chase and be like that's cash all day yes um I have a fun fact about Jamar Chase I hate myself when I say that yeah you kind of like it I'm gonna keep going with it um the you want to have a fun fact about Jamar Chase I will give everyone in this room a guess and I guarantee no one will get it unless they actually already know it unless you Jamar Chase uh committed to this school and then decommitted after eight days Rutgers Kansas yes Billy Kansas how wild is that that is

Jamar Chase was a commit to Kansas for eight days you know what he was doing was like he woke up was like what the fuck am I doing as class I think Jamar Chase is just a troll I think he was just trolling people much like he trolled us with the whole white stripes on the football thing yeah he loves fucking with people in the preseason but it's just so funny reading that headline Jamar Chase decommits to Kansas who was the coach at Kansas when he was when he committed there uh fuck I don't know I don't know my Kansas was that less miles less miles yeah probably it might have been less miles checked in clear yeah yeah now it probably was less miles Kansas had had quite a weekend because they were that was basically I'm counting as a win for the

program yeah also a hilarious move that they just invited everyone to come in there's like tickets aren't real they're like the doors are open please come try to get this win for us and just heads up to Oklahoma I know we talked college football on Wednesdays don't ever David Beatty don't ever wear those uniforms again Oklahoma those are upset uniforms they're bad uniforms when they have those stupid like the the sleeves and maroon and the white it's such a bad uniform too cute um either way sincey is for real for real for real like it's officially for real we said that going into this game if they win this game they are considered they were they were trending towards good now they are for real now expectations always are dangerous but if you're a Bengals fan

like if you're a Bengals fan right now you are we've talked about this many times on the show but if you're a Bengals fan right now you're you're probably taking today off and consuming every piece of media that you can consume because this is the best you have felt in a very long time you can't even say that like in 2015 I think they went like 12 and 4 but that was still Andy Dalton like Marvin Lewis they haven't want to play like you know there was I feel like in those years there was always the shoe was going to drop like the Bengals were good but you knew that it wasn't going to be anything real this is real this is as real as it probably as good as you felt since that uh the Carson Palmer season yeah where they was a chemo I know often yeah rolled into his leg

on that first touchdown pass that was right that was real if you're asking is this Bengals team smoking mirrors I love that phrase and they're like I don't know they're kind of smoking mirrors um no they're for real they're real not smoking mirrors yeah so this is enjoy your moment because Bengals fans like you should be reading everything you should be watching sports center non-stop like this is one of those days as sports fans you don't get them very often especially if you're a Bengals fan where you can just be like I'm going to I'm going to record sports center and watch these highlights over and over and over again I'm going to make sure that I don't leave my like I'm going to watch the pregame show on Monday night football because they're going to talk about the

Bengals like all this stuff is what makes being a sports fan great you know what this is this is like where your Bengals jersey to school season yes on a Monday yes because you're happy and you're celebrating I'm happy for the Bengals fans because it obviously has been bad and Joe Burrow is such a likeable guy and he's so fun to root for so um congrats Bengals fans that's a huge win obviously there's a lot of season left but this was the big story of the day because they they didn't just win they kicked the shit out of the the Ravens again 21 answered unanswered points in the second half against the Ravens pretty good yeah um all right uh and again the Ravens I wouldn't I wouldn't freak although Marlon Humphrey uh he had never he got torched he had never let up more than 143 yards

anyone and then Jamar Chase came along and just torched him um also Hollywood update I think he's still Hollywood today yeah he had a nice touchdown catch in the back of the end zone yes he did no bad drops yes he had a couple and Lamar wasn't great I mean he wasn't he made plays with his feet but like I don't know the Bengals defense did a pretty good job I think the Ravens will be fine in the long term yeah like I said this was the coming out game for the Bengals yeah for the Bengals it's it's the NFL like Hungry Dog runs faster idea that a team like the Bengals that are on the upswing and again it's an emotional roller coaster the Ravens have been riding so great time for the bye week uh all right second biggest story from Sunday is the second game we'll discuss

Chiefs Titans Titans 27 Chiefs 3 yes Chief scored three points uh Patrick Mahomes left the game late with it what seems like a concussion he was cleared no concussion okay no concussion outside of the injury late he's broken and I don't know like you could there there's there's some things you can throw out there like the offensive line is was was very bad like the Titans and I'm not taking anything away from Titans we'll talk about them in a second the offensive line was bad Patrick Mahomes does kind of have to do it all with their defense like you know that you have to be perfect so I think there's that extra pressure but throw that aside like he didn't he does not look like Patrick Mahomes he misses throws he's not seeing things the same way

like he's throwing it behind guys he fumbles interceptions like it's it's not good I don't know what it is I'm not saying that he sucks but it's definitely bust is he a bust we're in that weird spot where it's like if you are saying the Patrick Mahomes sucks you're an idiot but if you're saying Patrick Mahomes is totally fine and it will like there's nothing wrong you're also an idiot this was the game where I was like things will correct themselves I thought it was going to be a let down game for the Titans because they had that big win against the Bills correct and I I felt like this was also a little bit because last week the Chiefs played against the Washington football team which is great if you need to get your offense back on the right track so I felt

like this was going to be a game where the Chiefs would come out and look like the Chiefs and they don't look like the Chiefs at all there's something wrong I personally think I have a very easy problem that I've found with the Chiefs okay I think they're weak yeah I physically saw fit no physically I think that they need to hit the weight room yeah I don't think that there's a problem that the Chiefs have right now that can't be resolved by just lifting more weights because I feel like they're not a strong football team they get pushed around a lot their linemen aren't great blockers right now no they've got like this is the game that you're right like it was coming into this game is like the Chiefs are going to win this game and then everyone's gonna be like the

Chiefs are fine we're going out of this game being like the Chiefs are not fine they're broken they're three and four and oh yeah like next week they play Monday football against the Giants who you know who knows the Giants the Giants can do anything and they can also lose by a million but then they have a three week stretch where they play the Packers at the Raiders and the Cowboys so we could be sitting here in four weeks in a month's time and be like hey the Chiefs are five and six and like what's going on crazy if we get a graphic for the playoff picture and the Chiefs aren't in the hunt there that we could be looking at a world where the Bengals are the they're getting a buy right and then the Chiefs aren't in the hunt it's crazy and it's this was

the first game because we've all watched it and I think because the Chiefs are so explosive and they've been so incredible to watch the last few years you just expect we've talked about it before the touchdown play you expect the touchdown play to happen you expect them to figure it out you expect them to just start firing down the field and it's like oh they scored in 45 seconds it's just not there right now I actually think that if the if the Chiefs and the Lions were to trade coaches do wife swap for a week and they'd bring in Dan Campbell just to put them through practice this week the Chiefs would go out there and light it up yeah they need to get tougher they need to get stronger they they so Patrick Reynolds had 67 yards and zero points in the

first half like that's that's crazy and when you look at the Chiefs like who they have played because I think we're getting fooled a little bit by these games because they beat the Eagles team which is a mess they beat the Washington football team which is a mess and they beat the Browns week one who remember the Browns kind of bullied them and they were able to win that game but whenever they have to play like a good team from the AFC the Ravens the Chargers the Titans the Bills they've gotten exposed I think that obviously give credit to the Titans and Vrabel has done something oh yeah he's like he's a very low-key dark arts coach guy so like he has he knows how to push the right buttons at the right time you can tell that his players know when to like

fake an injury at just the right exact time so that they can get like a couple more seconds to review a play they might want a challenge and then they're totally fine after they take a look at that happen today on AJ Browncatch like Mike Vrabel does weird shit like that as good yeah it goes back to that playoff game where they just went back and forth finding like a hole in time are they like discovered 30 seconds out of thin air Vrabel is a really smart guy he gets a wrap as being like you know meathead head coach because he is but he's also he's cut his dick off he's also a very smart meathead head coach yes no in the Titans deserve a ton of credit their defense was great their defensive line was awesome on Sunday like they weren't even blitzing they were just beating

the Chiefs and the Chiefs offensive line is a problem but the Titans deserve credit because every time we talk about the Titans they're like but their defense well their defense showed up and also they're like the scariest team in the world to have to come back against because that second half they were just running Derrick Derrick Henry and getting like first downs and then oh every now and then okay we'll just run play action and hit AJ Brown who was awesome and there's nothing you can do when when you're down against them Derrick Henry with an all-time bad read at quarterback though oh yeah but still was wide open they had another guy in the corner who was wide open he went with his first read got to get through the progressions a little bit

faster Derrick when he throws a football it looks like it looks like he's throwing a twist that's how small it looks in his hand it doesn't look natural it's like well that's just a giant throwing a football but yeah Derrick Henry we keep waiting for Derrick Henry to slow down I don't think he's gonna slow down I didn't have a hundred yards today but he was still effective and yeah Derrick Henry had more touchdown passes than Patrick Mahomes today the Chiefs call that's the dumbest thing in the world the Chiefs called a sad bugle yeah well so it was kind of sad no it wasn't so I was pretty sad it wasn't sad because it was in the third quarter and it was the start of the third quarter and also the math actually makes sense I think a sad field goal has to be in the

fourth quarter or down by like 40 plus they're down what 27 nothing so they scored they kicked a field goal to be down three touchdowns in extra in uh two point conversion it's kind of sad I rank it like a four out of ten it was it was 10 minutes left in the third quarter so it was just the start of the third quarter so I don't think that's that's not sad territory yet like that was enough possessions where you could be like oh yeah all right the Chiefs they could score some touchdowns two point conversions that could work Travis Kelsey had a great rugby offload in this game I've been telling you the last couple weeks Travis Kelsey is looking to pitch the ball back all the time when he catches it about you know seven to twelve yards off the line of scrimmage

and it was a sick pass it was it was like a fucking laser beam out to the sideline he's also gonna fumble doing it because he tried to do it later on in the game and it was almost a fumble so that's definitely gonna have Travis Kelsey definitely starts feeling himself a little bit he's like he was the guy that's like remember it's national tight end day yes which can I permission to go there yeah I'm done with national tight end day wow George Kittle's gonna be very upset I love Kittle no you don't that's his it's his project I is it really yes I think he would even be he would be embarrassed by no he would be embarrassed by how how much shine and spotlight the tight ends are getting I think that was the whole point get back to the basics I think that's that's why they did it

yeah I'm I'm just saying you can't go around inventing holidays for yourself it is a little ridiculous that people like we I was a podcast today because like to be fair I will make a giant deal out of that I walked in and Steven chair co-worker was like hey just so you know it's national tight end day I was like yeah one I did know and two are we supposed to say something that's no that's a it's a classic Steven chair like he could get really into that he'd probably order a commemorative shirt a month in advance so it would arrive by national tight end day yeah and like pick it out just where today come on let's go can break yeah yeah so I yeah I mean I'm not going to say anything because it's our friend Kittle's creation so okay I support our

friend I'll be the I'll be the bad guy I support our friends too yeah sounds to you yes I do I love I love Kittle I just think that you know you really love them at some point huh you got to you got to work undercover darkness too we say they should just make it national blocking tight end yeah yeah exactly blocking tight end if you catch balls that's you know yeah Kelsey's basically a wide receiver yeah exactly Billy I'll tell you the special forces work in silence they don't they don't need credit right Billy yes yes um but uh yeah the chiefs are broken like I officially they're broken if you think otherwise you're you're you're you're diluting yourself because like I said if you just go through their schedule and who they've played

they've played four of the outside of the Bengals who are the best team in the AFC right now let's say it again they've played the next four best teams in the AFC you'd say right like the the Ravens the Chargers the Bills and the Titans are those next four they lost to all of them so it's it's a real problem go ahead some people want the chiefs to be your new pinkie team no absolutely not that's that's that's a terrible idea no absolutely that is an awful idea team they're the cults I'm not that would be insanity Patrick Mahomes yeah he would like personally just be the best player of all time I mean I do like that everyone's like oh Patrick Mahomes like he's a bus now he's a big time bus they're gonna trade them the chiefs a lot of chiefs

fans today were tweeting trade contract yeah I mean listen that's gonna hamstring you for a while that's a lot plus his brother does the tiktok dances and stuff you got a guy like that yeah but seriously the next four games for uh the cheat like if they lose the giants then I think I'm gonna officially say that they're done I would do I would do ridiculous things just to get Patrick Mahomes on my team let's be let's be clear he's still awesome I would personally film all of Jackson Mahomes's tiktok dances for the next five years just to have Patrick Mahomes on my team Hank does this make you happy all this yeah yeah well because people were anointing the chiefs the next great dynasty in the AFC yeah and and it's kind of it all comes back to Tom you

know Tom is just the dynasty destroyer yeah he is wouldn't that be Eli Eli is one Tom's broken like 10 I have a feeling that he has broken like a few teams the Falcons never there's there's so many teams that you know without Tom Brady they think they would have had four championships the chiefs the chiefs without Tom Brady would should have three my my theory is true that is true Tom Brady is going to play until Arch Manning gets the NFL just so he can beat him and then just pay back again see yeah and be like okay I've done it yeah all right next up Packers Washington football team Taylor Heineke stinks he's uh he had he can drive a couple doidoys no no he can't Hank that's the thing about Taylor Heineke is he he throws the softest ball maybe in the NFL no no he's

saying he he could run lead a team yes oh yeah yes he can if the if the football field ended at the five yard line Taylor Heineke might be the best quarterback in the NFL unfortunately doesn't it goes all the way to the end zone and he had some major doidoys plays today the one where he dove I mean it's the the ultimate doidoi he dove for the end zone didn't break the plane before he landed and they changed the rule a couple years ago because I remember it fucked us on the football team then the Redskins when Robert Griffin dove one time forward and they just dove and landed on the football and fumbled it everywhere and then after the game was like it's a stupid rule but I guess it's the rule they changed it I guess a couple years ago so now they said Heineke gave

himself up before the end zone but then he just he also had that interception whoa whoa he did the Lambo leap yes he did the Lambo leap on a touchdown that didn't count he went into the crowd you can't do that you can't on you can't on leave that's the major doidoi play you can only Lambo leaped a non touchdown listen what you have to at least be excited that celebrating a touchdown in a stupid way at least he didn't give himself a concussion and get him knocked out for the game like Gus ferrata yeah uh by the way breaking moves real quick so Desmond Bain from the Grizzlies fell on LeBron's leg and he was down real bad is he okay no he got up and he's fine okay good yeah but that was the sports center alert I got okay that LeBron James got landed on LeBron was able to get

up and play after Desmond Bain fell onto his leg warrior fucking warrior that you know what that's LeBron doing my heart stopped for a second that's LeBron embracing the grit of national tight end day look at this it's just on the ground back up warrior I love it what a beast I love but yeah so the Washington football team so Taylor Heineke they had 430 yards of offense they had 25 first downs and they had 10 points yeah we had the right formula to beat the packers that tells you everything it was the right formula we had more yards than they did he's just too much of a gun slinger he's too much slinger not enough gun he's just all over the place like he doesn't I just I I stand with the fact that like once Ryan Fitzpatrick is healthy and the Washington

football team's defense wasn't terrible no it was pretty good today yeah we got after the quarterback a little bit um did a Lambo leap I know we did a Lambo leap you can't you can't do that you can't do that but it's bad uh the packers defense which stunk going into today was pretty good they were the only team without a red zone stop well we had going into today Taylor Heineke with the help of with a hot an assist from Taylor Heineke the drought ended for them and they got multiple red zone stops also four times four times into the red zone we got a field goal out of it fuck Taylor Heineke for the end of the game when he like he had a shot to just take a shot in the end zone and to maybe get a miracle cover and he just ran the ball and went down the dumbest play

ever if you're gonna run a play run Joe Milton I he went from like 75 yards rushing to 85 yards rushing on the day man I don't know what he's doing I agree with you now I think we've experienced the full Taylor Heineke actually you know what the most like this actually was magic this was the full Taylor Heineke experience yeah because he had fumbles he had picks he had the Lambo leap for a non touchdown and actually the play of the day was when I don't I don't remember who fumbled but Taylor Heineke was running down the field and blocking and he was able to recover the fumble like 30 yards down the field that was the Taylor Heineke play of the day it was it was I think number one on your team it was an end around and all of a sudden he's sprinting down the sideline

and then you look I looked up and then Taylor Heineke's on the ball and I was like what the fuck just happened I thought I didn't think it was Taylor Heineke's end around and it was just he was just that heads up that he was down there trying to recover fumbles yeah the announcers were saying that that he reminded them a lot of Brett Farve in this game running around and I was like I was getting myself talked into it I was like yeah that's right he's wearing number four he's in Green Bay he's he was playing like the Brett Farve like painkiller Brett Farve yeah that's what Taylor Heineke is he's like he can do everything but score touchdowns well he loves diving for the end zone we've been saying this he you give him a pylon and he'll knock it over

but he found himself in the middle of the end zone and he didn't know how to reach out correctly and break the plan on that I really do think that it's a different game if he scores that touchdown I've I've like not to pat myself on the back but he is he is diet Ryan Fitzpatrick he's Ryan Fitzpatrick everything Ryan Fitzpatrick is but like without actually scoring touchdowns it's just chaos whenever he's playing and it's fun chaos sometimes but then he doesn't actually like Ryan Fitzpatrick has that level where like when you're drinking the the true Ryan Fitzpatrick the diesel Ryan Fitzpatrick he's winning the game right diet Ryan Fitzpatrick does everything that Ryan Fitzpatrick does but he doesn't actually win the game yeah Taylor Heineke is a guy that

will like he will cover the spread in the most entertaining way possible and he gives you bang for your entertainment dollar correct that's what Taylor Heineke does you feel like you watch something you don't know what but you watch oh yeah I had an experience it's like I got drunk and hung over all in the span of three and a half hours yeah I just one thing real quick to the Packers I thought that the Green Bay Packers would have been above resorting to get gimmicks like putting on their fake throwback uniforms yep just to sell jerseys I thought they had tradition there I don't know it seems like a gimmick he is really good and you know what the worst part is Adam today yeah and the worst part is like he he's like not even trying yeah half the time he

throws he's like barely trying he doesn't care right he's still better he's the most emo quarterback and he's just like so good at it I fucking hate Derek Carr might be more emo he actually looks like he's in the car drives me nuts I just want to say also why would we sign a kicker named Bluett I know I remember Bluett's college career remember him very well Kenny Pickett is now the quarterback for a pit exactly they've got they've got bad juju going on there I don't our kicker wasn't bad enough Dustin Hopkins wasn't bad enough to replace with a new guy who's never kicked in the NFL whose name is also Bluett but here's the thing can you really blow it if like if your team's not going anywhere you can't really blow it yeah but it just adds to the circus environment which I think

is fun who's like last name is actually clown and he's out there throwing pick sixes yeah that'd be pretty bad well I think in the Washington football team their season now is is truly like you're not going to go anywhere let's have some fucking fun you know I mean like Ryan Fitzpatrick comes back let's have some fun good let's have some fun with it yeah and there'll be some fun games the Washington football team will play oh even if Heineke's still the quarterback it's going to be fun yeah we're just not going to win many of them right um but yeah I actually think that the reason that they brought Bluett in was just because Rivera wanted to send a message like we're all accountable here I don't care what your name is if you're a starter we're all evaluating you it's

like day one and he's like I'm going to cut the kicker yeah it's like a really easy way to be like hey I did something I cut a starter this week you shuffled the chairs on the Titanic exactly but uh yeah it's it's not looking good for the football team I'm okay with the back that's Patrick yeah and we could have won this game it was winnable yeah Hank knows Hank knows thank you without Taylor Heineke without Taylor Heineke if we had Aaron Rodgers if we brought in a backup quarterback inside the ten yard line yeah and I think that it was a winnable game for us I mean we did severely out game them yes they're just much much better at every detail yeah all right next game uh Billy Hank Patriots 54 Jets 13 uh I just want to say also for people who are wondering

yeah the Jets were actually off a buy oh okay yeah so did they beat the buy last week they the buy beat them okay so I know Billy has his different terms for the games I'm curious what this one falls under it's a very trustman-esque thing to to have someone drop a 50 burger on you after a buy yeah but tell us was this a shit pumping or a clowning this was a clowning oh yeah actually that double bat double pass trickery in the first color they were clowning they clowned them it was really clowning if the starting quarterback gets hurt and they bring in a guy named Mike White who just by the way happens to be the one-time winner of the Ponzi scheme with the beak awareness board correct from Western Kentucky if I'm a Jets fan I'm like I hope

Zach Wilson stays out and he's our quarterback of the future well I think I think he is gonna he's gotta something with his PCL the MRI has not come back yet but there is good news Zach Wilson hasn't thrown an interception in the past two weekends okay nice you also got it and it's a correct ligament that was a good job yeah so uh so he's nailing them hey we're nailing all the bi-week humor this week guys Bro football doc told me during the game you you thought it was just tweaked it was merely a tweak I thought it was tweaked but I think I think he's done so he said his knee was loose oh no sir are you gonna predict is that like his knees looser the Jets he's just on the Jets yeah yeah he's like my knees loose until he gets a couple tackles by the way

he was getting messed up that game there was zero you know protecting the quarterback yeah the tore his leg he got fucked up on the like he went down two plays after he got fucked up it was like a kill bill thing yeah he I don't think he realized how fucked up he got until his knee was loose yeah um so Billy you predicted the Jets to beat the Patriots in the playoffs with Zach Wilson at the helm these things have changed got it things have changed material change here yeah um yeah the Patriots kicked the shit out of the who in college when you watch college football who are you like I hope the Jets get him same Melanger no I think I'm saying like oh they're gonna get a high draft back oh again another I think they need offensive linemen I mean at this

point what else if you're a Jets fan feel like they need a deep threat Spencer Rattler take the Seahawks don't they have those Seahawks draft picks in the back oh from Jamal Adams from Blitz Boy yes Blitz Boy um that's crazy to think like two years ago Jamal Adams was like I want to be traded and the Jets are like okay give us three first rounders yeah I was like okay no problem and then there were multiple suitors Pete Carroll's like this will fix our defense Blitz Boy I think the Jets should sign Cam Newton in the meantime oh okay that's not actually not a bad idea just go wait given what we know about the uh oh no he got vaccinated right yeah he's going to say Kyrie Irving who I guess had like a big protest on his behalf yeah there was a there was a big

protest in Brooklyn yeah they stormed the Barclay Center the Barclay Center uh but yeah yeah I guess Cam Newton might not be a a terrible idea for the Jets right now because fuck it why not right I mean can you what is the bondage scheme awareness bowl because I guess that happened a long time ago people were saying this might not now so we created a bowl game uh it was in so there's a few bowl games every year that don't have a sponsor we decided to just sponsor it was the Boca Raton bowl game it was Western Kentucky verse uh Memphis yeah yeah and we did a whole show we did a half time show uh Caleb was down and gave the trophy he almost got kicked off the field he was live at the game I think he might have given the trophy to Mike White yeah he might have started quarterback

for the Jets um they brought it to their throat they brought to their trophy case they have it yeah so it's the it's the Bernie Madoff what the big Ponzi awareness uh Boca Raton bowl presented by part of my take presented by Barclay Sports yes so it was a whole thing it was great one time only yeah one time only it was and he has it right he is he is that's worth a lot he's in the record books five hundred thousand dollars at least at least do you think if we showed up and were like hey can we get that back now that we know that it's worth a lot of money we'll give you some signed jerseys didn't we was it lost did we have the interns like wrestle at halftime yeah yep we had to go to the hospital yeah he cut his hand up pretty badly for like a twenty five

dollar gift card back no it was a hundred dollar gift card that we had spent like ninety one dollars oh yeah we got dinner before we went to outback if you look back at that intern class it was like Robbie Fox, Glenny Balls, Tommy Smokes, Hubs, Hubs was there and they had to like wrestle and they just wrestled in a box that we taped up on the floor oh my god that was a good time but yeah shout out Mike White good to see some alumni of that prestigious game proving themselves although I to be honest with you completely forgot about Mike White when he came in the game it felt like when you sign up for like a Facebook account they get they give you that like black uh or like gray fake avatar of just a silhouette of a head yes that it felt like that in a video game here's a

third string quarterback Mike White from inter school here I yeah I didn't know I didn't know was the Mike White we should say that the Mike White until Western Kentucky football program DM me and I was like oh he is the white Mike White wow this is crazy um but yeah the the Jets think man they're bad their coach has also become early frontrunner for the look in the mirror guy of the year yeah he's said after a lot a lot he needs to get a new law next year and he might have him beat he might I think that Salah's gonna be a good coach in the long run he's definitely like a great defensive coordinator but um he needs to learn some more lines if you're going to be coaching on a team like the Jets or the football team or the Bears any of these bad teams you have to learn

how to say things after losses so you're saying the same things but different words each week yeah he's becoming big time you know what I gotta look in the mirror it all starts with me guy he why doesn't any coach just get in front of the media just be like I'm fucking depressed yeah like my team depresses me my you know what I'm depressed I'm doing a great job but my players blow yeah like this sucks I'm not okay yeah I'm not okay that's okay yeah it's it's totally okay I need I need better players yeah I need better players yeah everything um I don't want to be here right now Patriots back the Patriots are I don't understand the Patriots at this point because they play teams tough they lost to the Dolphins they barely beat the Texans they kicked the

shit out of the Jets twice and like should it be the Cowboys should it be the Cowboys should it be the Bucks and they're they're I mean what we said last week you see the Patriots on your schedule end of the season you are not looking forward to that game yeah they might be they might be a team similar to what the Bengals were a couple weeks ago where it's like they're trending towards good they have two games against the Bills in December if they go two and no in those two games what are what are people gonna be saying or even one on one was today a little bittersweet though because you don't have the anymore Jets games yeah of course I mean that's just kind of like every year every year it's okay yeah good point true I think it's six straight years they've swept the Jets

yeah it was a they they had uh it's 11 straight it honestly felt like it would be more than that the last time the Jets beat the Patriots in the regular season Billy was like 16 oh man they were they had 559 yards against the Jets with the Jets defense I think people were like oh they're not so bad Mack Jones was throwing bombs it was like a perfect yeah it's like playing a varsity and playing the JV team you just get you out there run the plays you might be too scared to run in the game yep but you can get you know get the reps in so that way when the real game comes next week you're a little more comfortable the Jets haven't scored in the first quarter all year yep there's insane oh yeah well how are you gonna spend that I'm just curious Salad defers every coin flip he

wins so they never get the ball how many times that happened he's won the last three okay but so just what about the other three so he net they never start with the ball but you also get the ball back at some point what are they playing army they don't get the ball in the first quarter well extended drives yeah but no their defense is good their defense is hitting today pass score like four plays yeah first today was the first day I think the Patriots were 14 nothing before the Jets had a first down yeah it was bad also rookie quarterbacks are 0 and 13 against uh Bill Belichick in Foxborough so remember that this podcast did not exist the last time the Jets beat we're going into December 27th 2015 what a depressing world I would have looked at the playoffs

I would have loved to listen to part of my take listen to us clowning Hank after they lost the Jets in 2015 that's a long time ago fuck we're that was closer we were not no we were in our 30s fuck that was closer not pf world not me pfc was 22 little baby he had just got his driver's license that was closer to the year 2010 than it is to today yeah whoa time whoa fuck you up like that all right uh next up the best game of the day which is crazy to say the Falcons and the Dolphins they played the most exciting game of the day it was that bad of a we just have these some days sometimes where they're just games are not close we look up and it's the witching hour it's like wait there's only one game that's close the Falcons beat the Dolphins 30 to 28 is that

Debo Samuel Touchdown yep Debo Samuel Touchdown which we already talked about uh uh but the the Falcons like I I think the Falcons might be frisky uh they're they're like Kyle Pitts is awesome Kyle Pitts is really really good Matt Ryan with an all-time doi doi like you're not you're not Michael Vic dude what are you doing running down the field with the fumble that almost cost him the game say something nice about Tua he had two very nice drives to get them back in the game why were they down because Tua threw one of the worst interceptions I've ever seen where the Falcons threw a pick the they're down the dolphins are down 2014 um they now have the ball at the Falcons 32 first play Tua just like I don't even know what he was doing he just threw it up in the middle

of the field easy pick but he did have two nice drives to bring them back so there it is dolphins fans I'm not being super mean to it even though I still don't think he's the guy well I thought this game was going to finally crown who is this season's Falcons is it the Falcons again for the 50th consecutive season or is it going to be the Dolphin and the Dolphins are more Falcons like than the Falcons are well at this point the dolphins are bad the Falcons always are the Falcons to be the peak Falcons they have to be a little bit good but the Dolphins Falcons this game away to the Falcons actually the Falcons falcon the game to themselves because well no they falconed it to the Dolphins who then and then took it back to the Falcons but that actually was like the

ultimate Falcon move because they have to win a couple to be the Falcons so they falconed to the Dolphins so they could falcon a good Falcon back to the win so that they're saving the real falconing later they're the true if you watch that game the Falcons are still the Falcons they just were able to have one of the good Falcons like if we did the Billy like the games you're trying to win games you're trying to lose the Falcons have to win a few games and they still were the Falcons in their win because the way they gave up the game was very Falcon I even said I was I said a lot is like they're falconing this and then they ended up winning which they have to do to keep pure form of Falcons because the pure form of Falcons is a team that's just good

enough to make you believe and then they fucking shit on themselves in late in the game right but are they good enough to make you believe when they beat the Dolphins they're frisky I would yeah they're a frisky team for sure they're three and three and they like the losses like I know they got killed by the Bucks but that game was close going into the fourth quarter and then they started falconing um they were they were going to beat the Washington football team then they started falconing so like there had been the Eagles lost week one who the fuck knows uh I actually think that the Vikings are this year's Falcons they might be if you tuned into this part of my take thinking that you were not going to get a shot as a Vikings fan I'm sorry to slip that in there

this also last five minutes made no sense but that's okay someone transcribe all of it I think it I think it makes a lot of you cleared me up on that yeah I was like no the Falcons the Dolphins Falcons into the Falcons but I know what you're saying the Dolphins are too bad to be the Falcons something that they aspire to become right it would be an upgrade if the Dolphins were the Falcons yes absolutely because the Falcons have to if you're going to be the Falcons you have to give just enough hope every once in a while to be like oh just like what I just said like are the are the Falcons frisky that's just enough hope for them to be pure Falcons yeah I think the Falcons are like in above below average team right they're the best of the worst yes yes exactly they're they're the

king stinkers and the the Dolphins over the last week or so I think that they've been leaking the Tua news about like how many teams are interested in trading for Tua because they're they're just hoping that somebody out there had the thought occur to them maybe we should trade for Tua right and they hear that Tua might be going somewhere else like oh shit I gotta act now Tua supplies are limited let me give you the call like I'll send you like a second round pick right they're kind of like hoping to beat out some of these offers that might be like laying dormant now I don't think that anybody would want to trade anything significant for Tua right now but I don't know maybe some team will just hope for the change of scenery it's just I'll be okay with the change of scenery

yeah I I don't hate Tua I just think that the two there's this weird Tua believers out there that every time he throws something does something bad it's like the coaching sucks the playbook sucks this sucks like that's second interception today was just what are you doing I think there are a couple things that go into the Tua belief system right now like people that are still Tua stands yeah I think one he's got a cool name absolutely looks cool in his uniform very cool in the uniform nice guy very nice so he's he's very easy to root for very easy and he's also a guy that you heard like four years ago on the message boards some teams were like yo should we start tanking for Tua right now he was looked at as being like a can't miss type Andrew Luck prospect

when he first started starting on on Alabama and so people still have that in their heads and they're like no this is the can't miss guy we're not going to miss on them we can't miss on them right so it's it's dragging you down to like a long defense thing which I get I understand no I totally understand I'm not and he also like you said he had some good touchdown passes today I think he threw four touchdowns today he was he was good at the end of the game like he the falcon or the dolphins needed two touchdown drives and he provided that so I there are there are moments where I'm like maybe I'm wrong I just I don't know then then that interception happens I'm like what is going on here so and then the dolphins are going to probably get to Sean Watson soon yeah and then which again

we're all going to act like it's a normal thing for to Sean Watson be playing and then like whatever my prediction is that Roger Goddell is going to go god mode oh right it's been a while since Roger Goddell has gone god mode on the league but he has that power to be like you know what you're not playing you're never playing you can be like I'm putting you on my secret list that I keep and is safe behind my m&m's yes and he can just be like you're not playing this year and Florio's going to lose his fucking mind looking for an explanation well I think that Florio wants Goddell to go god but he also wants an explanation yeah he wants an explanation he wants he will demand for them to explain why he went god wait you know what he's doing so flora is advocating for

Goddell to go god mode but then when when Goddell takes floria up on that offer flora will be like wait wait wait wait wait we have a cba here right how does this jive with that right this makes no sense there's going to be a fight with the union yeah and then then floria gets to write 40 more articles about the legalese behind the fight I know what you're doing floria yep getting those clicks we see you we see you you're going to love this you're going to love this but yeah Goddell is absolutely itching to just be like I am I'm your lord yep you're not a lot you're not allowed to play absolutely and to be honest with you like I probably wouldn't blame him in this circumstance no the minute he gets traded if Goddell is just going to press the button yep like not so fast

um all right uh next up giants panthers sam donald was a three point favorite on the road this was my I looked at it this morning I was tweeting about it last night because like late on a saturday night is when I really start being like all right what am I going to bet on and I I still like it made no sense to me the panthers sam donald was a three point favorite on the road I know the giants have no one right now but the panthers are not good and sam donald I say how bad do you think sam donald wishes he could freeze time after week three oh yeah and be like this was this is the real sam don't him in teddy bridge water yeah and the broncos like to freeze time to like three and oh we're good sam donald's uh passer ratings this is going to be

mike francesa ask uh starting in week one 102 99.1 wow 95.7 85.5 44.5 55.6 and 57.3 just basically halved and fallen off a cliff and he is sam donald yeah I don't think that any where people actually like yes sam donald was completely fixed after those first three weeks oh I think we wanted to I think it was the perfect combination of you want I think at the end of the day no one really unless it's your rival no one really roots against like these guys these kids because they're kids when they get drafted drafted to like fail and so you have that and then you also have the jets combo where everyone wants to be like it was the jets not sam donald everyone wants to laugh at the jets being like look what adam gase and and the jets organization did to sam donald

just leaving town you get your quarterback rating improves by 40 points right once you step out of the state of new jersey so that's I think that was why we all were like hey sam donald's fixed yeah also the panthers this the saints I was looking back at it the saints are the true like chaos team this year because I was like why did I ever think the panthers were good the saints went week one they beat the packers 38-3 like that that alone you're just gonna you're gonna look back and like wait what what happened in that game and then week two they lost 26 to 7 to the panthers so they're the chaos team they they cemented in my stupid dog brain two beliefs that are not even close to true that the packers suck and the panthers are good and it's taken me all the way to week

seven to like shake that out of my system yeah I was watching the recap before sunday night football this game and it's never a good sign when the very first thing that they show on the screen is a picture of sam donald and then the highlighted word in the top corner is decision-making right and then they proceeded to show like four throws and it's they never bring up that graphic when you're a really good decision maker yeah like derrick henry made better decisions with his passes today sam donald sam donald decides to drive after four four drinks right sam donald yes sam donald decides to get like pizza delivered at 4am yeah no it's never a positive when someone's like we need to talk about this guy's decision-making sam donald books himself a 6am

flight at the end of a bachelor party yeah sam donald uh just didn't use condoms just one night because it feels way better this is this is sam donald's just base level i mean he did get mono so he does have bad decision making like he is the same guy right it's decision-making he's always been an issue with him it's just a tough thing like he's and the bad the bad part is he can't even rebrand his name he can't become sammy donald because sammy donald makes sam donald look like he makes outstanding decisions true he maybe should just be sam darno sam donald like our our colleague frank calls him yeah he's a little french to him it's sam darno but it's not great not great for for sammy sam darno slinging sammy donald he'll he'll be fine as if he wants to be a backup quarterback

i think he'll he'll be okay yeah if he comes in he's still got that like he was a first round pick he played those couple really sweet bowl games in college he'll give you that spark but one wasn't so sweet yeah one of his ass kicked by Ohio State um i remember that was that was a night where i realized that i don't think i can ever cut the cord because i was watching with a friend and it was buffering and i was losing all my money on usc that's tough and i was very upset um and shout out joe judge he gave a passion speech earlier this week he was like the the fish stinks from the head down that's what that's what robert salami learned different ways to say look in the mirror yeah saying this the fish stinks from the head down you're saying the exact

same thing correct but it's way cooler and way more of a football thing to do yeah no the the giants so like they are um i put them in the frisky category because they also they're so injured and i don't know like i maybe they could beat the chiefs next week i think the chiefs were that broke and then maybe the giants go in there and just do something crazy i i've got my eye on the giants because i think they're going to finish second place in the beast this year i think they're going to end up with like seven wins that's my prediction okay seven wins i'm gonna look real quick uh let's oh it's probably not out yet do you think it's out the guess whose line is it anyway um the chiefs versus the giants chiefs versus giants and it's in case you can find

that yeah it's money night football in kansas city guess whose line is it anyway chiefs versus giants what you're gonna say billy i think that's a clowning game oh from no i think it's the chiefs are gonna bounce back and clown no really i don't know about that i don't think that they're they're not hard enough to do they're due to clown now the the chiefs will end up clowning themselves right now if they try to clown others i don't know if they're capable of clowning they are but if you've been paying attention recently they're just they're putting the clown shoes on themselves well kelsey with that pass if they were winning that wasn't clowning i was just super mentally smart football that's clown designed downfield laterals the clowner the game the giants have

a tough schedule eight and a half they might not get to seven they have a line oh we do all right uh i'll say seven and a half seven and a half eight and a half eight and a half nine and a half nine and a half guess whose lines anyway i love the giants in that game um they might not have set they they have a tough schedule but they're the i've actually had like a good read on the giants when to bet on them when not to they're just like just wait until they're playing a not a good team i guess this would be the chiefs not a good team and everyone's like damn do the giants suck now if the giants beat the chiefs in prime time at that point panic button smashed in kansas city oh smash i don't i think it's like i think it's i think the panic button has already been touched

people are asking is this a curse of x factor yes since banning him from the stadium probably probably daniel jones by the way played very well i'm backing on dany dimes i can't quit him um he's having a nice season like he is he is all right he is he's he's taking care of the ball for the most part um and yeah last game what was it against the rams that was a bad one but like he ran the ball well he he has no one to throw to he caught an unbelievable pass one handed yeah dany dimes i'm backing on him i am i am i don't i can't quit this fucking guy um also sam donnell was two for 15 sorry sam darno was two for 15 on third down so i like darno it's like french yeah that's that's a good way to suck um all right uh let's take a quick break pfd

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you could have convinced yourself in a way that the texans were in a kind of a trap game because they have the packers thursday night which should be great uh that would be a great thursday night football game but they and it started five nothing you're like oh maybe the the cardinals were in trouble and then you remembered that the texans are borderline not in a professional football team um and yeah this was like a total snoozer the only big thing was like zacher it's the cardinals had a ton of weapons and now they also have zacher it's who looks like he wants to play now yes is tarot taylor coming back are we just saying we're going to get a year of davis mills no he's supposed to be i think he's returning to practice this week actually in fact okay thank

god yes thank god and you know what that means i'm going to bet on the texans this weekend yep um so i'm looking forward to that they're tough to watch rod will probably get hurt again unfortunately that's just kind of how it seems to go with him but don't worry texans fans because when tarot in town it means that the next guy is going to be your guy of the future davis mills davis mills um also this had one of the one of the stupidest roughing the pastor penalties ever because kyler murray his head is at shoulder height for everybody else and he there's no way to sack him when you're running upright on it's impossible to either to hit him in that strike zone which is like below his shoulders and above his waist right it basically doesn't exist he's

got the smallest thorax right of any nfl quarterback and so he also wears these like a he wears the towel that hangs out and it looks like it's flag football where when kyler murray if you if you pull his towel out when he's in the pocket and throw it on the ground that should count that should absolutely against kyler murray because otherwise you're just going to hit him in his giant helmet or hit his knees yes um kyler murray also put this in the uh memory machine here jake kyler murray uh is mr september october in his career he's 17 and six against the spread in october and september when do you want that uh well on thursday but also next year when september comes yes yes but thursday we have our last chance that's pretty crazy yeah that's

great i love those games between the packers and the cardinals they always remind me of that erin rogers curt warner game remember that one yep which was incredible yeah um so that's gonna be i'm gonna bet the over on that one thursday night yes you know what the nfl owes us this you owe us a good game after a bad weekend really two weeks two weeks in a row of subpar sundays mm-hmm you owe us a thursday night shootout that's a fact rivalry and cardinals are also uh seven in a last undefeated team mm-hmm i think i saw a stat that was like there's like a 90 chance to go to the playoffs so i don't know that's cool seems high seems high but also like i was looking at the list of last teams undefeated and pretty much every single one of them goes to the playoffs if they

get past like week five yeah so let's look at their schedule let's predict their first loss i'm just gonna say this thursday okay i think packers um i will say so i hope they beat the packers um and i'm sure then i'll just say the whatever after the packers letdown spot yeah at 49ers that's perfect uh yeah they're gonna win a shitload of games i'm looking at their schedule right now they're gonna win they still have to play they still get to play the bears the lions uh the panthers they're gonna win a lot of games they're they are it's gonna be like if they beat the packers on thursday it's gonna be tough for them i guess the bucks still have only a one loss right uh so yeah they the cardinals are really fucking good i don't really know what else to say this game sucked

and the cardinals are really fucking jj what was right how about how about us in the national media stop saying that they're soft and just say that they're really fucking good they're really fucking good you're really fucking good jj you happy you bully yes um and i'm very sad about like i'm not sad about it but i'm i'm more sad that i have to be uh have to watch the texas yeah like i it's depressing it is it's very sad very very sad how are they even going to get fans to show up for these games i don't know there's got to be a million better things to do in houston absolutely without a doubt the rockets are yeah i would rather go drive on a highway i would yeah definitely rather go watch a rockets game the astros yeah go hang out about the astros go go fall asleep

go for some cheaters for a while go for some cheaters um what are you gonna say yeah they're cheaters they are you we'll get to that we can talk some playoff baseball it's a football show that is a football it's a football show um speaking of depressing what are you gonna say jake one more thing from that game yeah oh yes back to back for our guy jake gets his score got me i wish i could swap brains with you jake because your someday is just so much more pleasant than mine no yeah it is you're just positive like i have a big gap for every gami that hits think of all the ones that don't right true we're two in like 84 this season i don't think that bothers jake i think he's like he's just the next gami's the great one no but he wouldn't like it if it wasn't every weekend thing

yeah i don't know you wouldn't want every game to go gami no no no it's the excitement right exactly at that point it's not even score a gami anymore yeah yeah the score gami would become a game that had a similar score as another one but i just can't imagine a world where like i walk out of my house on a sunday it's like well just hope there's a gami like and if i get one damn was that a great sunday and if i don't it was also a great sunday i love the picture that jake took next to the tv that had to score a gami on it like he was wilt chamberlain holding up his hundred points it was like he was like look what i did yeah he was like a bowler bowling a perfect game yeah it's a lot of lanes you did this i root for you guys yeah i know i do yes no i i know i'm

very very much aware and i i'm happy that you got a gami thank you i'm just it's a good thing what i'm saying right now okay you have a you have a much better outlook on life in general you're healthier healthier mentally a lot healthier than i am on any given sunday all right i i'm in a torture chamber and you're just rooting for the gummies that's all um all right speaking of terrible football bucks 38 bears three i there's no like i'm not going to get mad it was that that game actually gave me a headache i got trolled by jim nance and uh and tony romo for four hours the bucks kicked the shit out of the bears jesson fields does not look good i can't there's nothing i can really say about it like he doesn't look good i could say maybe the fact that he didn't

know his uh starting right tackle wasn't playing uh until he showed up to the stadium that was probably not great and uh also just snowballed maybe if colkman catches that ball on third and eight on the second drive of the game it's a totally different game but that's just the way it goes this one was a big time bruce arian's revenge game oh he was like he was pissed off still that he didn't get that job when he did the interview and was that when they hired tressman yeah so it was uh the fake press conference the mock interview uh the mock press conference that he refused to do um and tressman by the way that you know it's a bad you always can tell the bears are really getting the shit kicked out of them if the the name tressman starts to trend on twitter

and it did yeah so it was trending all afternoon straight on that one yeah it was major like bruce arian's vibes where he he holds grudges against everybody oh yeah in the nfl so he will find a reason why he's going to run up the score on you and um shout out by the way to the the guy in the front row yes that got the mike evans uh the touchdown ball from brady 600th career touchdown pass and then the equipment guy from the bucks walks over it was like hey that's that's a pretty important ball you mind just hand that back buddy and the guy just gave it up to him then we find out that that thing is worth six figs yep easy easy they bullied that man yes out of a huge payday well mike evans what what a fuck up how do you not know that also how many balls does brady need

does it does brady actually hang on to every single one of these milestone balls because he's just going to throw 700 passes easily and then the 600th one isn't going to mean shit correct no i i agree like what happens to ball 500 after this that's what this dude should demand he should be like if you throw 700 you need to send me this ball back 500 though yep there's one that's thrown 600 that's true that's true would you give it back to brady yeah personally what do you mean personally like i wouldn't hand it to the ball boy i'd be like tom here's my number you want to meet him i'll come i'll come give it to you we can go out to dinner i can stay over for a few weeks month your adoption whatever it's becoming an Antonio brown yeah yeah but yeah i would give it up

it was bullying they bullied that guy or that ball yeah it was a painful game though it was terrible that it was uh an addition to the replacement game ball the bucks gave fan brian biren kennedy a $1,000 gift card to their team store not even cash to a sports lawyer right there not they didn't even give him christ they give him store credit for the ball wow dude brady you have a lot of money give him give him something but that's why once you give it to the equipment and i know you fuck but mike evans fucked up like mike evans you gotta know you gotta you gotta understand the moment and not give away that ball there may be legal president that even if he did keep the ball that he couldn't keep it because of like a lawsuit billy just decide this

is a billy just decided that i like that what's the president like this i think that what is the legal president means it's happened before i think there's a president that if you take equipment from a president or president president what's the precedent that if someone were to take when did it happen for i don't know but i think there is billy's anticipating that it's happened before i would have run out of the stadium president means but i think that means that president means it's happened before yes billy's using it right in in the form of president hypothetically using president i feel like what what is so controversial about that you're you're saying like you're saying there's legal president but president or president don't have any i'm trying

to find it but i think that's why you couldn't just walk out of the stadium with the ball i think you can i think once it once you take possession and you make a football move that football becomes because it's all stamped with property of whatever team all the balls but so i think to you like the balls we have in the office are all stamped property of buffalo bilge no there's a there's a logo on it but it doesn't say property of it does oh you sure wow we're looking when we go back yeah i think you're just making that up it's literally a silly i'm on your side thank you i'm on the right side of history i think if you if you take the ball and you hold it close to your body and you don't give it up no billy's right they can't take it from me i'm on your side billy

that's a salt if they took a fucking ride bro let's go yeah um either way this game sucked i don't justin feels not look good i don't know i'm people are gonna tell me he's the worst i'm gonna wait till uh he has a real coaching staff and i know you're like hey didn't you say that about two or yet that's how fan fandom works um i'm gonna wait and see uh because i have no other option and if he is not good then everything's just terrible terrible terrible i think that this season you can't judge what justin feels is doing i have a stat that makes me feel better about him though he's been sacked 20 times the record is 31 david car i still think david car could be good he i have another staff for you i have another staff for you the last rookie to have

three football yeah you think david car yes yes yes he had sick arms okay uh the last rookie to have three interceptions and two fumbles was josh rosen i still think josh rosen could be good okay so i'm not giving up on justin feels no i'm fucking standing my ground you can't judge anything justin feels does this year because obviously the situation with the bears could be a lot better right now probably saying that that is an understatement but you you can go into next year and be like he's got it he's got an offensive coordinator that will take advantage of a skill set and by skill set i mean running plays that work well and and it's a very bad combination of an offensive line that can't really block justin feels processing not being that quick right now

waiting for receivers to get open and it's a receiving core that never gets open so that's how you get a result like today where the wheels fall off and it looks terrible the only thing i can hope is that matinee gets fired soon put us out of this misery i think if it gotten worse he might have gotten fired this week if it had gotten real real bad if it had gotten real real bad three wasn't bad yeah if he had one play that he ran like towards the end of the game that was an absolute clown show not in billy's sense but like if he did it to himself like ran a fake field goal that got switched into a pass that got intercepted in return for six if there was like some signaturally comically bad play that he had ran i feel like it could have been

this week he i mean if the bucks had wanted to they could have won that game 60 to 3 60 probably like it was they they they you know put the bears out of their misery by not really running a real offense in the second half it was it was a very very bad game the bears are not even close to like a real like the real teams yeah oh how about tracy wolfson running a five mile crazy so they dropped they just dropped that on us out of nowhere that tracy wilson wilson came in second place in like the tampa 5k that they had in the morning yeah and she runs a five minute mile over the course of 3.1 miles what the fuck is that about crazy shadow tracy at any point in this broadcast did you say tony romeo you're insufferable uh no really i have not i hate them though they were

trolling i know that's what i'm saying i know no they're terrible i i did say they were trolling us they were trolling us so they've expanded their repertoire it's no longer just about like golf jokes between the two of them now if they ever want to get under the other guy's skin they just make a comment about how rich the other person is yeah like jim you've got houses in every state here's the thing though this game taxes this game you like the romeo and jim nance trolling bears fans like i can't get mad because the bears were the reason for it because by half time they were like well we got to run all of our best material here because we don't have a game to talk about it was the entire second half i had a headache watching it because it was like this

isn't even football the bears can't do anything and the bucks aren't even trying anymore there should have been a running clock in the second it was so bad it was so bad i just flush it out worry about it next week i think the bears are probably gonna beat the 49ers next week so i'm already back welcome back there it is yeah well you don't think so what's the weather gonna be like next week it's gonna be in chicago probably a nice place shut out the 49ers what are they gonna shut out the 49ers maybe then maybe what why are you saying because the bears can only score three points yeah they have gone i think like every game this year under 200 yards passing so we're like going backwards in football history i mean it would be great if we got a three nothing game out of it

yeah i'd be fine with that wins a win four and four i'd convince myself they're a playoff team uh yeah they stink all right eagles raiders uh so nick siriana you're talking about look you're looking the mirror guys he actually is he this is all he says now so after the game he said anytime you lose like that everybody has to look themselves in the mirror it just wasn't good enough it starts with me it wasn't good enough that was like nick siriani basically opened up a uh coach's cliche handbook and started reading from page one it starts with me is a good one yeah it started i would have liked it better if he had said it starts and ends with me yes that's even better but yeah siriani um he is he's the opposite in every way of besikia yes siri is not a fox

old guy no not a fox old guy he's got his own foxhole yeah that's got weird toiletries and lotions and hair grooming products he's got great eyes by the way he does have good eyes he's a good-looking man yeah he is a good-looking man but he's not a good football i wouldn't want my football coach to be good-looking that just tells me you haven't played enough football i'm trying to think who's like the best looking football coach steve bellichick john mcvay is a pretty good coach cliff could yeah cliff is uh cliff got that whole like i just wear sunglasses he might be brave he's actually not that it's raves you think raves raves as a man he's a hot man i like i like uh actually you know what it kills me to say but

matter of the floor is a good-looking dude yes yeah i like cully david cully yeah like how he dresses like how he just keeps going out i like how he's alive yeah he just keeps a lesser man would have died joker smith all right great-looking guy really good-looking guy it's good sirians red's my favorite color yeah bruce arian's just going to uh mike tommy's a good-looking guy all right so there's some good-looking there's some yeah but siri oni is like next let he's like the jimmy garoppolo of head coaches where it's like i don't you need to hug it up a little bit bro he also um that game was like it was so the eagles basically it was a seven seven game the raiders went on a 96 yard touchdown drive to make it 14 seven then the eagles fumbled the next

play raiders scored then they start the second half the eagles do an onside kick that doesn't work raiders score so it was like seven seven and then you blinked and it was 24 seven yeah the um the onside kick that started the second half that seems like a play that should work every time it's because the middle is always there but but then you have to remember you're counting on your kicker to recover it nope and alec ingold the fullback special teams captain is waiting on it more than that rich besikia is a special teams coach who's now your head coach he can't let any of that happen ever it also like that's the one thing that he can't let happen as the new head coach to have his special teams fail yeah and so here's what car said after the game about besikia he has

the ear of the locker room he has the pulse he has the heartbeat i think that's the same thing as the pulse and he's our leader we would love for him to still be our head coach for the future it's going to happen so they're at least going to give him that interview yeah no they're we're fully on a phase two i could see mark davis being charmed yes absolutely very easily charmed also he probably doesn't have to pay him that much which mark davis like more pf chanks for me huge bonus yeah um uh derrick car by the way derrick car fun fact is actually on pace now 17 games so it's all different derrick car is on pace right now to break paint manning's passing single season passing record which would be awesome yes it would it would be so awesome he has to do so paint

manning had uh uh 5477 yards in 2013 with the broncos derrick car is pretty close to 2000 yards through seven games he has to average 353 yards per game to break it i think we can all agree at that point that if derrick car does break paint manning's record which i'm rooting for right now i have to root for it but it would also make every step meaningless crew football for the future of the game but i want it i want him to destroy the game yes i want that and um i also think fun little narrative we can get going is darren waller bad for derrick car oh i like that so he was out derrick car was 31 for 34 and he had a stretch we had 16 straight completions i think darren waller makes you think i think john gruden was bad for darren waller because it was

just like what are you going to call this play just more darren waller yeah we're going to feed darren waller more darren waller every single every single time um i don't i like the narrative i think that we just a fun thing we should have the conversation i've also noticed that the eagles are kind of the backdoor kings not in terms of covering but in terms of making blowouts feel like they were less blowouts than they really were because this happened with the chiefs yeah happened with the bucks and it happened again today where they got the shit kicked out of them but if you were to look at the final score you're like that was a a marginally entertaining close game it was competitive no there was someone i saw it uh when i was scrolling through twitter before we did the show

someone had a uh it was nick siriani and jaylen hertz in the fourth quarter of a blowout and it was just a picture of brady and bellichick yeah exactly like that's what they are yes they make they they'll do something like um they'll score the last touchdown of the game and go for two for no real reason right just to make the score appear a little bit closer than it was right they always have weird scores very weird scores yes it makes you scratch your head and be like oh that must have been kind of competitive they also have the eagles have so many plays that are just demoralizing yes where right after it's over the guy like walks back towards the huddle and it's like well we're gonna lose today after that play yeah we're like yeah and even their last touchdown was

jaylen hertz just throwing a ball that should have been picked off like a hundred times out of a hundred and yeah i don't know eagles fans can't be very happy right now i think they have a shitload of draft picks so so just do that okay i think they have three first round draft picks can you find that for me jake i'm pretty sure they do yeah they have the dolphins the colts on their own so there you go right now i'll just three of the top nine wow so that's like they're ready to build you can you can suck if you have three first round draft they're gonna get three wide receivers that can't catch you can tell yourself that the whole thing's gonna change yeah they're gonna get a one wide receiver that also played lacrosse who's gonna stink one guy

that works part-time as an emt and he's gonna quit after a year garbage garbage uh guy who can be yeah then a garbage kicking field goal picker um all right last up uh rams lions let's clock for the lions they they did everything they could to try to win this game i would say dan cambell went hard on the paint today he went so hard in the paint he fucking left everything out on the field two fake punts on side kick going forward on fourth down and they still ended up losing by nine points i think they're the best winless team in history though at this point in a season yeah i think that they they're gonna turn every game into a street fight where they're just gonna do they're gonna play like they have nothing left to lose because they don't and dan cambell is just

gonna like do crazy stuff and eventually it's gonna work out he's gonna so what he's doing is obviously like being as aggressive as possible all the time and there's gonna be one game where every single aggressive play that he makes is gonna work and then that'll be their one win on the season it was and everyone will be happy and he'll cry it was um they like they did everything they could to try to win this game and i know that sounds very stupid to say because they're all pros they're out there trying to win but like if you watch this game the lions were they were doing ever like the biting the kneecaps that actually happened they were trying so hard to win this game they were stealing possessions and it just turns out they're just

way less talented than the los angeles they were getting into fights so like yeah school went after erin donald they are taking on that mentality right listen i'm gonna i'm gonna be dirty as fuck and we're gonna just try to shove each other and like i said dan cambell if he was a coach of the chiefs i think the chiefs immediately rebound yeah all their problems will be fixed yeah just a hard nose i let's play a game called let's try to find the lines of win because i would like them to win one sunday i think it's coming soon yeah oh really who they playing the birds oh okay at home which bird they could win that eagles they could win that game bears bears on thanksgiving although they've already lost the bears but yes that absolutely is

loseable for the bears uh at the broncos maybe at the browns depending if baker's back last game the season if the packers are benching rogers oh week 18 first ever week 18 they're winning before that jake chill out i want them to win very badly i want dan cambell to get what you know on everyone's shoulders walked off i think the felt i think that the the lines are gonna win two games okay i'm taking the overall one point five wins that would be nice for them but yeah they uh they fought their asses off um i do have a very sad stat um actually you know what i'm not gonna say it i'm not gonna say because he's our friend jaren also our friend yeah and it looked like dan cambell turned the keys to the offense over to jerry he did he did the rams have also never

lost a game where they've been leading at halftime which is crazy under mcvey that's an that's an insane thing um and then the only other stat i had was uh the only player in super bow era to have eight plus touchdowns and 800 yards in the first seven games this season uh is cooper cup he's the only player to do that in the super bow era that's insane he's got he's got uh he had what two touchdowns today 156 yards he's like on fire it also is the same route every time it's him starting on the right side and running all the way across the field and matt stafford getting him while he goes up the field and then he scores a touchdown it seems like cheating to be able to put a guy in motion before the play yeah and then use his speed to just continue having him be open

right after the ball snapped i know it's totally legal but it feels feels like they're laying it on pretty thick today i lines haven't won a game son yeah i like how stafford afterwards said he's relieved to have the lions reunion over with as if it was like you know brady going back to fox bro like was did anyone really well there was so many different revenge factors in this game but was anyone like man this is a big story no it was it was like if the verbal meme where everyone's like shaking hands in the middle everybody have different stripes and races wearing different shirts yes it was like all around the same revenge game but you also had obviously jared goff going back to the west coast sean mcvay yeah laid it on pretty thick in the

postgame hug with jared goff yeah jared goff didn't really seem like you don't buy it dude he was not in a hugging mood we don't buy that shit that's bullshit i just clicked on a random ad old uh celebrities that you can't believe are still alive old celebrities you didn't realize they're still alive ed asner oh yeah yeah he's still alive he's still alive we've got betty white what's that asner from i don't know he's that bald guy right estelle harris still alive who's she uh uh stands his mom oh yeah she's hot yeah uh buzz aldrin no buzz aldrin's dead right no i'm strong so this is a fucking this is a great slideshow robert wagner bobby bobby wagner yeah yeah i'll do one more is it a boom oh bob barker yeah well we knew that that'll be a national a national uh terrible day

it's tragedy when when bob barker kicks all neuters and spays will stop yeah bob newhart still alive yeah technically this is what tells you about how this nfl sunday went angela landsbury i can't believe she's still alive okay i'm gonna dead angela angela that was a hank that was a hank or a live celebrity william daniels it's a it's i'm probably getting a uh terrible virus on my uh computer right now because one of those random ads at the bottom of an article okay dead or alive sydney portier is he still alive yeah he's alive okay i don't trust this dead or alive burt reynolds dead he's dead yeah barber walters still alive oh dead or alive mr t dead dead no he's alive whoa dick van dyke dead he's alive no he's dead well then this thing is alive

yeah i think i think dick van dyke i will definitely know when dick van dyke dies because there'll be many jokes that i will not be allowed to make mel brooks he's still alive yeah still alive fuck man this is a great site all right um that was nfl sunday what we're gonna say hank we're gonna say you can't do that face you can't do the hank face where you're like no brooks died a little while oh no i was thinking of willie wonka dude yeah gene hack gene outer gene wilder gene harkman retired from uh acting but he is alive yeah hank just did the face yeah he did you used you did it like a meerkat popping out of a hole look like is it clear you're uh he was in these gene hank how was your weekend good fun time yeah

pub punk was awesome tft killed it one in colorado i had fun in colorado i fun in indiana fuck yeah i'm not gonna ask you anything about your weekend okay thanks i won't ask you anything about yours oh i asked you was how your how was your weekend yeah i can't say how was your weekend you cannot it was awesome pub punk was great lots of fun pub punk does rock um all right let's get to our uh football guys of the week brought to you by pft you got it yeah great friends over at chevy you guys know about chevy the brand new silverado it's the most advanced silverado ever it's the strongest silverado that they've ever made if you're a award-winning listener you know that the chevy silverado is the strongest most advanced truck on the entire road we're truck guys and

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isn't a nine to five job and that they have to think about it all day all the time even on a date with a girl it is a 24 seven commitment in a state of mind that's a huge football guy mentality and way of life our second nominee is max williams tight end for the arizona cardinals who even though he had a season ending knee injury suited up and watched the game from his couch what are you full pads what are you doing right now what all these guys in the nfl look there was a bad crop last week there's a great crop this week i can't just make up i just can't make up football guys i miss the the high school football guys of the week all right keep going uh our third nominee is dawson nox bill's tight end what what are you doing

is there all nfl players there was people were actually being football guys okay okay is there anybody that doesn't get paid millions and millions of dollars to play a sport that just does it for the pure just wait just wait so dawson nox we all saw him throw the touchdown to josh allen on monday night he turns out he broke his thumb or finger the drive before and he threw that you saw how it was kind of like shot putty and it kind of wasn't like a good pass yeah he like barely got to him so it turns out he did with a broken hand so that's pretty well yeah that's football guy okay so um in our last nominee is uh james poulos from calvary christian academy offensive lineman okay uh did you something about it was james so uh james poulos was coughing up blood

before his homecoming game uh and in order to uh play he bit his lip and convinced his trainer that the blood was from his bleeding lip oh that's not it that's good coughing up blood is he okay did you he's got a ball did you did you do the bare amount of research to find out if he was dead do you know he did not die he was real and uh so yeah so those are football guys of the week did what was wrong with why was he coughing up blood oh he had he had some sort of pneumonia i think the real words pleurisy he had he played through pleurisy through his homecoming game okay it's a huge football guy move that's perfect and they tried to keep the other team actually finally got him kicked out of the game because they were complaining about him coughing up blood

during the game oh my god kind of in a pandemic yeah he was like hey no it's my lip and he was like chomping down did they win i didn't check that out but the effort was there okay and that's football guy move i've also actually added a little caveat to football guy of the week and we're gonna have so for the weeks when there's a bad crop of football guys we're gonna do bonus throwback football guy of the week to find bad crop i mean last week there weren't well the football guy wasn't finding these how do you find he started on twitter for football guy no you there's also other stuff you have to look through yeah what what are the resources documents you have to just find the stories too yeah we find those well sometimes there's not that many submissions

and not that many football guys if you look at last week there wasn't that many thing is that with billy he i don't think he realizes when it's a bad crop until he says them out loud and then we we can feel like you can tell you can tell when i have to really dig into the bag into high school football stories i like old school i like that i'm just gonna add the old school because i like one old school week that's what i'm doing okay perfect so this week we had a fan once called mike dicka baby on a call in a radio show and mike responded by giving the guy his office address and telling him you tell me what time and when i'll whip your ass yep so just an old school football yeah so we're gonna be adding those in every week yes so they'll feel good

nice beautiful thank you billy that was good job perfect yeah all right let's do it for the high school kid i mean the guy played through player c the the old school one it won't be on the voting card oh fuck all right so the bears can't win anything sorry all right uh let's finish up with who's back the week brought to you by the cash app the stock market is back investing through cash app is back buying and selling bitcoin download the cash app enter the referral code barstool you receive ten dollars and they will now send ten dollars to aspca when you download the cash app from the app store or google play store today go download the cash app okay hank who's back of the week all right my who's back of the week my who's back of the week is people

getting madder uh people getting mad about lists okay oh yes the nba released their 75 uh greatest players of all time they added a bunch of current players to the old list that i think they put out in like the 90s yep uh and people are very mad about some of the selections some of the people who didn't make the list clay thompson's publicly mad about it but kind of mean cool about it uh kairi was on the list like i don't know if you guys saw this there was nba on their website put out they made a like they made highlight packages for all 75 players and they made one for kairi but then he didn't make the final list and then on the website the the link to the video is gone so there's some shady shit going on there dwight howard didn't make it even though he has a better

resume than anthony davis who did make it oh that's why they were fighting each other on the sidelines coincidence i think not so wait go back to the kairi thing that people are thinking that he was going to be on the list is 75 best and he was taken off at the last minute pft you two i i'm not even like people are doing their own research on kairi but i i mean you tell me pft if you're the nba why would you accidentally like if you're making a highlight package it said the thing that was like kevin durant you know 75 and the highlight package james james r and 75 highlight package kairi erving 75 best player highlight package why would you make that honestly i would do it unless you did it before the season right then all the shit came out it makes sense but also

they put in like this fucking guy from the 70s that no one knows we can all agree that this it's the funniest that had happened to kairi yeah like they could if i were in charge of the nba i would do stuff like this all the time to kairi so that kairi would be like they're all out to get me right and it'd be like yeah i actually am out to get kairi but nobody will believe you bill won unbelievable probably one of the best college players of all time not that was nba yeah exactly that's you got injured that's what i'm saying wasn't he on the list he was mvp and he won a title yeah this is pretty good um they really just need to do because i saw some people getting mad about like old school players they just need to make it like current only because of course

clay like if you put clay thompson in a gym in 1950 they'd be like who's this alien he's better than all of us like that so that's the argument people will people will post highlights of like guys from like 1940 and be like look at them you think that you think this guy's better than kairi who are you dunking on like all sports evolve yeah exactly the guy's like you could be like well if this guy didn't exist then kairi Irving wouldn't even know how to play basketball and no he'd probably still be way way better mac sherser would strike out babe ruth like that he would yeah so could babe ruth strike out mac sherser though probably not i think he could i don't know how how fast did he throw we don't know we don't know we don't know they didn't have radar guns but it is funny

whenever they show like people like this guy sucked yeah of course it was a hundred years ago yeah but it's just really to spur in conversations with your dad it's good to be mad about a list yeah look at the list and be like hey dad sorry i haven't talked to you in a while um who the fuck was bob macadoo yeah you just need to every now and then you got to remember that the list exists so that you can have maybe an hour and a half to pass your time and in in a work day it's like whenever i start a discussion about the college football playoff like we're doing that because we're not going to solve anything nothing is going to no one's going to come to an agreement but we get to basically waste an hour and a half of debating resumes online and that's fun that is

my that is my like view of a good well spent morning is to get like in an argument with people about college football resumes online is it me or does the nba put out a different list every like two months yeah i feel like there are a million of these nba is this list this is like the officially sanctioned yeah because it's 75th year anniversary i just feel like we we go through this conversation all the time yeah i mean nba nba probably is the league that likes to rank the most they like to get your maddest i actually think the maddest they like to rank because college football fans don't like to get mad they they actually get angry and argue nba fans like to get mad about right right all right pietz year who's back my who's back of the week is rugby yeah rugby's back

because the usa lost i think 105 to 14 to new zealand so we finished in second place okay which might mean that we're in first place next week it was bad it was bad bad game we barely avoided being the biggest margin of defeat ever in the history of international rugby oh damn so um sport of the future what the second most sport of the future yeah second second most second most second second most and everything yeah so uh it was fun though i got to go to fedex field and i'm sure that the field won't be absolutely torn up for the next home football team game but it was fun got to see the haka up front close and personal that is very intimidating seeing those guys get out there and do the the tribal dance and shit i just i think so it was

absolutely terrifying the game was over after that happened um so yeah rugby's back congratulations all right my who's back is the atlanta braves congratulations to the atlanta braves for making the world series i'm so happy this happened because i did actually start to feel bad that i said that on friday as first reported by pardon my take the braves didn't make the world series i think we're all rooting for the braves against the astros um but it's fun to have the braves back in the world series been a long time that they've since they made it and uh yeah that's my who's back week and hank would you like to say anything about um would you do the red socks lose because the last ds no they didn't uh they lost because they couldn't score runs they they wasted all their

home runs on grants lands in the first couple games so wait did they went on aggregate probably maybe not i think they might have they might have precedent that they could have they might have yeah that would be fun if it was just like total runs over seven games i like the braves though they're a fun team they all feel bad for you know the sport of the mlb because like let's be honest braves astros doesn't really get the needle moving for a national audience see i'm not gonna do that you did that i'm not gonna do that i did that yeah i'm not gonna do that i'm gonna i'm gonna start dumping ratings in your face no yeah you don't think that the astros moved the needle nah not even cheating stuff yeah who wants to who wants to like stay with the cheater everyone loves a villain

i it moves it like well they're gonna watch when it's ruined the fun of hating the astros i did it it kind of did you're right because they didn't get their proper you know the the hatred tour no not at all i'm very happy for braves fans though um it would be nice for the city atlanta to have a win what if the braves just started beating the astros in the world series being like this is for cheating for all those years like physically beating them up no like beating them that would be sick like this is this is your comeuppance we're gonna take the biggest platform in the game and we're gonna lose every game we're gonna lose the world series just do exact revenge on you guys that would be fun to watch i would love it yeah and then the poor

dodgers oh so bad so sad smh as magic johnson said smh tough that magic johnson he did not actually tweet that right like magic johnson's not an smh person that was the person yeah but the person that he texted i feel like they added the smh oh you think that editorialized i think it was like a little flair that they put on there okay um billy or jake then you wrap it up billy my who's back of the week are nick's fans oh holy sh it this viral video from their opening night win over the Celtics you guys haven't seen it no i did see it yes they were going cray cray podcast jake you regret not coming to the it was great yeah i love it i love it i hope they don't lose this stamina i hope they can do this for every every single win that they have at home yeah i want

all seventh avenue to be shut down i want barrel fires i want this to be just like a constant season long thing i agree hey you're you were at that game i was at that game it was an awesome game experience atmosphere uh i've been to net's nick's Celtics games like three or four times since we lived in new york that was the first one where i felt like the garden was live obviously was opening night uh so i probably had something to do with it a lot of scoring the overtime was crazy i mean four day had four threes by himself the Celtics somehow matched him and then jaylen brown missed a wide open dunk schroeder missed a layup and the Celtics lost so i i mean the next like they were going crazy because i got lucky whatever they lost to the fucking magic tonight

they lost the magic tonight they lost the magic tonight oh all right uh billy wrap us up my who's back is mike tyson so over the weekend it broke that mike tyson is going to fight logan paul sometime in february not a fan yeah this is kind of i don't know actually i like logan paul because he works with us right i like logan paul i just i mean this is come on you think tyson's gonna like push like dude is so would you fight mike tyson no because he's actually dangerous uh we actually were talking in denver uh the potential of uh u verse hank ruffin already we were also talking about u verse big cat no we weren't there we were i'm retired so am i i mean i'd be down if we didn't have to train if you didn't have to train yeah just show up and fight yeah that's like you're just

talking about a fight i know you're just saying you want to fight hang you're gonna get like rough and rowdy money that'd be sick oh okay hanks a lover not a lot of money anyway i fought for pride billy i don't know about you i thought never mind anyway for my pride yeah true yeah that's thing like you can't fight big cat because big cat would just have you fight yourself yeah and you would you'd probably die you would you would get the shit you try to fight yourself would be i don't want to put you in that spot uh prince phil dead or alive dead dead dead dead bitch although he was a big a awl yeah i absolutely love the fancy fuck lads what we got billy last thing pablo s cars hippos have been classified as humans under the court of law i actually saw that that's

actually a cool fucking stat yeah that is nice that's a big step forward towards recognizing frogs as being verbal verbal meme verbal meme dom small domino uh people like cocaine big domino pablo eskibars hippos get classified as humans hippos are humans get human rights whoa think about that all right number eight sixty nine ninety seven cam kank what's wrong i don't know yet i'll tell you 94 all right we'll see everyone on wednesday love you guys not a day to find shy away oh i'll be coming for your love of k shy away oh i'll be coming for your love of k

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