Pardon My Take - NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Deion Sanders, And The Bears Suck

Episode Date: November 2, 2020

NFL Week 8 and Fastest 2 Minutes (2:59 - 8:11). Raiders/Browns 16:02 - 23:27 Titans/Bengals 23:27 - 32:02 Patriots/Bills 32:02 - 37:57 Colts/Lions 37:57 - 45:17 Vikings/Packers 45:17 - 56:24 Steelers/Ravens 56:24 - 65:20 Rams/Dolphins 65:20 - 69:04 Jets/Chiefs 69:04 - 71:09 Chargers/Broncos 71:09 - 80:49 Niners/Seahawks 80:49 - 84:39) Saints/Bears 84:39 - 98:05) Deion Sanders joins the show to talk Week 8 and we finish with football guy of the week and who's back of the week .You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's part of my take, week 8 of the NFL season, we have some big games to discuss. Steelers Ravens, Eagles Cowboys, Seahawks 49ers, Browns Raiders, Saints Bears, whatever, Packers Lost, Gross. We'll probably spend a lot of time on that one. Oh, we will dig into that one.

We're going full box score. This is going to be the Packers' autopsy episode to deflect from the Bears game. No, we will give equal time to every team, and we have fastest two minutes. Deion Sanders, we have Football Guy of the Week, and Who's Back of the Week, a Monday show, our favorites in the fall. Hopefully you switched your time, hopefully you listened to us. We got you ready for Daylight Savings next week. Let's do that.

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Today is Monday, November 2nd, Week 8. What? What? What? We start in Miami as Jared Fogle Goff wasn't able to lose the LBs as the Dolphins' defense made him look too big for his britches. A nostalgic throwback to Miss Kicks in the past as Cobra Kai Forbath missed the net. Flicks by about 20 yards in the fourth quarter.

Andrew Rip Van Ginkle made a fool of everyone that slept on the Dolphins for the past 20 years as he returned to 78 yard fumble for a touchdown. Jaquem Eddie Grant and the Dolphins are taking it down to Electric Avenue as Miami wins 28-17. What? What? Baltimore, where in a touching tribute to daylight savings time, Big Ben pulled his little hand back. Like a newly divorced mom, the Steelers played the field without bush.

Devon, that is, and Robert Mansplain saying, I'm sorry Miss Jackson, the Steelers are for real, never meant to make turn hard, but Christ looks like Baltimore will get a buy. The Steelers are made undefeated, 28-24. In Cincinnati, Joe Nut Novembero exhibited large amounts of high T. Higgins and edged out Ryan Tannehill. Derek Enrique Iglesias said, you can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my glove. Jesse Norman Bates brought out the knife in the shower, picking off Ryan Tannehill late, and speaking of Normans, the Bengals haven't looked this good since Andy Dalton, aka the

Red Rocket. And speaking of Red Rockets, Hank's dog's dick is disgustingly huge. Some spread. Bengals slap into a slim gym and win 31-20. What? Oh, yeah. To Buffalo, where Duckbill platypus looked like he was smoking quack when he went for an onside kick out of the giant V formation.

Zach Liv Moss couldn't be crunch-wrapped up, scoring two touchdowns, saying Yo-Kirotako bills. Chris Allenridge took the right angle in a touchdown run to seal the victory. And no one circles the wagons like a bottle of bills. Bill's 24, Patriots 21, west to Windy Cleveland, where Josh Jacob Marsh really fudged the Browns up. Is this Mike on? Hunter Biden Renfrow found all the cracks in the defense, scoring a touchdown, and Trump

tweeted out who is Darren Ravel Waller, but the Browns defense found that out the hard way. Chris Pony Soldier, Cody Malerke had a gaffe at the end of the game, and the Raiders are back above 500, winning 16-6. Right as Packers fans are starting to care again, Robert Tondin hardening knee-captor status at the top of the NFC North. Devonte Adherm Daniel back at it again in the end zone in front of the Absen White fans of Lambeau, but in a touching tribute to all Hallows' Eve, Dolvin Cookie Monster gobbled

up all the yards in the touchdowns, saying, you want cookie, one touchdown for me, two touchdowns for me, three touchdowns for me, four touchdowns for Cookie Monster. Vikings 28, Packers 22. In Detroit, where Jonathan Taylor matched up against DeAndre Swift. Hey, wait a second, Taylor vs. Swift? Matt Patricia said, I had a marvelous time ruining everything, as I don't know about you, I'm feeling Jay Agnew led the Lions in rushing after switching to him for Adrian Peterson.

The Colts move to 5-2, and the Raiders gonna pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, pray, but Phillip Rivers will just shake it off with his throwing motion. Colts 41, Detroit 21. Bending on a corner, James Winston down a nola, such a fine sight to see. It's Nick Foles, my lord, with the dick-like norms hanging down right below his knee. Come on, Drew Brees, you're playing like Booty, put Mitch back in, so he can start kissing on Boobies. And we finish in Seattle, where DJ Debbie Does Dallas was catching and handling balls,

scoring twice on the afternoon. DK Wetcap had the 49ers pissing down their legs, while Brandon Walker Ayuk outscored the entire Mississippi State offense by 6 points on Sunday, and wants to remind everyone that even if his team lost, he won. The Seahawks are rolling, as Russell Hustle and Bustle is on his way to an MVP. Mr. Unleamed and the Seahawks, 37, the Niners, 27. All right, week eight in the books. Thanks to Norm for giving us a couple lines there.

Shout out Hank's Dog's Dick. It is captivated the internet. It broke the internet more so than Kim Kardashian's ass that one time. Yeah. Norm's Dick. Hank, are you feeling, what are your emotions right now? Are you jealous? Are you upset that your dog's privacy has been violated?

The fact that he's got a howitzer is now out? We should actually just make sure that there's a howitzer on it. Well, there's a line over the picture, so you can't even tell it's him. Yeah, it could be any dog. It could be any dick. Yeah. Could literally be any dog. It might even be his dick.

He's built different, though. No, I mean, it was a weird, it was a weird Friday night. I had to explain to my one-year-old puppy that, you know, why he was all over the internet, why everyone was talking about him. He was embarrassed. He was a little upset at me for even putting the picture out there, although I didn't. I sent it to Big Cat and it appeared on the internet after that. Hank, you sent it to our entire group, correct?

Right. And you forced us to see it. No, no, you guys, we can play the tape back. Yeah, we can also play the tape afterwards when he said I was hatching some schemes to try to get you guys to accidentally see my dog's dick. You can't play that tape because that didn't happen. But no, I was, you know, I'm happy. I'm happy for him.

I'm proud of him. He was happy, too. At the end of the day, he's my boy. He was real, real excited. And you know, I was told that once he gets fixed that the boner won't be a problem, so I'm happy that the picture will always, the picture will always exist. What do you think happens when they neuter a dog? Do you think that they cut his entire penis off?

I did think that. I don't think that anymore. But truly, one of those things, I had a revelation. I was doing a little, you know, hot leaf and Stevenson lettuce and I realized, like, we've talked about this movie Boner Dogs for so long. It's true. I happen, it wasn't really for any reason, but we got a wiener dog and the wiener dog happens to have the biggest boner, probably with his entire podcast.

Oh yeah, way bigger than mine. So it's truly, it's just destiny for, you know, and it's like, I feel like a normal movie where it's like, oh, a bunch of sled dogs and there happens to be this random wiener dog in there that, you know, it's kind of the outcast and then he has to save the day. It is actually, it is perfect serendipity. It's like finding the Dalai Lama in your crib. It's like this dog was born to be your dog on this show. Maybe we had the entire Boner Dogs plot wrong too.

Maybe it's Norman is his little tiny feet can't keep up with the other sled dogs. But when he gets a boner, it acts as like almost like, yeah, like a robot, like fifth fifth leg where he's just going as fast as the other guys. Yeah. Maybe that's it. All right. Let's see. Let's talk some football.

NFL football week eight. It's sad to say week eight because that means we're halfway through. But no. Yeah, I don't. I 17 weeks. Yeah. I know. Okay.

We'll be halfway through on Wednesday. We have right now. We are in the fourth quarter of Gucci, Janouchi and the just it's one drive nomination that is NFC East football. It is so bad. Watch it. Watch it. It is so bad to watch the beast.

We're watching it. So we will recap that when it goes final and also live react to whatever the fuck happens because this game like Carson Wentz has looked at times like he's never played a football game. And then at times he's making he's dropping dimes. Carson Wentz has played really, really bad except for like he had two good players. He passes today and he's just throwing some balls that looked like punts that just go. He throws him up to God.

He's like, here's an alley. You Lord. And then the wind takes it whichever way the wind's blowing in that instant. But yeah, he's looked pretty bad. I do appreciate Carson Wentz's gigantic camouflage sleeves. Yes. It's a miracle. He's got tats.

It's a miracle that the Cowboys can even locate that arm to cause like a strip sack on him because that thing blends in with its environment. Been to New Chie. I will say this about been to New Chie Gucci to New Chie. Not good, but he's played remarkably well for someone who lost their job to Nathan Peterman College. Well, OK. And so I'll say something else nice about Ben to New Chie.

When you have a backup quarterback that isn't supposed to be playing in a football game, the worst case scenario, in my opinion, is a guy who's too scared and just does check downs the whole time and you basically get like punt, punt, punt, punt, maybe a couple first downs. It's just horrendous to watch. Like I'm thinking of the game that Jimmy Klossin played when the Bears played the Seahawks and they punted like 11 times. That's painful.

Gucci to New Chie. He's at least trying. Yeah. He's trying to throw it downfield. He's trying to be Patrick Mahomes and throw it sidearm. So I'll give him credit for that. And credit. We don't know how this game's going to end.

We will. We will recap once it does go final. But credit to the Dallas Cowboys for this is kind of their dying gasp where they have thrown everything at the Eagles. The trick plays, the fun plays. Everything is going, you know, out the window here like let's just let's just fuck it and be legends. And then of course, fuck it and be legends for the Cowboys is nine points.

But you get my draft. I do think that Mike McCarthy is just running the same scripted 15 plays on repeat. He's just like going back to those because they've tried the same like in the round a couple of times now and credit to the Dallas defense. It turns out that in a weird way, it's kind of good having a shitty quarterback playing because your defense gets this mindset of like, we have to create everything. We have to stop everybody. Whereas before they're like, oh, we got Dak, he's going to throw for a million yards.

I can take a couple of plays off here. When you know that the alternative is like you've got Ben DiNucci slaying the ball down field. You got the dude. You're basically the offense when you're on the field as as defense about the same amount of chance of scoring a touchdown as he does. There's also a 50 50 percent chance that Mike Nolan never got that Tabasco out of his eyes and they're just playing backyard football without even a plan on defense, which would

be better than Mike Nolan's plan. So maybe that's what the key to the to the Dallas season is just keep Mike Nolan incapacitated and then have the defense just play like, Hey, let's just tackle some guys. Yeah. That's pretty much their strategy and it's working. So and also Carson wants just throwing the ball up and like he doesn't use crazy picks that are like, what is he looking at? You have to mytho the sidearm throws the submarine throws the new she tried to throw a curveball.

He tried to do the what's that movie that they curved the bullets and not the matrix. I think it was was a Luper was called shooter shooter shooter. Yeah. Yeah. Ben DiNucci thought that he figured out a way to throw a curveball with a football tonight. The first person in the history of the world and he's trying it on national. Yeah. Wanted.

Wanted. Yeah. So credit to him. There it is. And Carson Wentz, by the way, terrible movie on the great. The Spectrum of quarterbacks feeling pressure. One end would be Eli Manning late Eli Manning when he would self sack himself whenever someone was within 10 yards of him.

And on the other end of the Spectrum is Carson Wentz who doesn't really feel like he's in trouble until he's midair being sacked. At that point is he like, he then will be like, Oh, time to bail. Yeah. Too late to panic. All right. He's directly out of bounds. Really good one though.

Just straight to the side. That's fine. It wasn't any play. He looks like Kyle Orton, too, with the mustache. And I kind of love that. I wish that he would really lean into the Italianess and do like a curly mustache. He looked like the guy on those office supply commercials and maybe maybe a couple of pepperonis inside of his little hand warmer.

Yeah. Who would Ben DiNucci? Yeah. You're fucking, you know, you got a nosh, mange, mange. Come on. That's what he says every time. That would be your skin and bones. That could be his audible.

All right. Let's get, let's get into week eight. Like we said, we will, we will give you a final recap as soon as the game ends. But that was a pretty good recap of everything that's happened. That's about it. Yeah. Greg, the leg is pretty damn good. All right.

Raiders Browns. It was the wind day. It was the wind day. Every game was wind, but no game more so than the Raiders versus the Browns. Wind, wind, wind. We got the Derek Carr stat of one in 10 all time when it's under 45 degrees up against the Cleveland Browns trying to go to like six and two. Wait, no, six and two.

Yeah. Yeah. Six and two and be like, whoa, are these guys really for real? And just a beautiful, beautiful sight. I'm so happy in the world that is like so crazy up to Nucci. That sack might have just done it. Yeah. It looked like he was just standing in a wave pool.

Is that ball still alive? You got to be shitting me. Yeah. There's no chance. There goes that cover. No, no, no. Get him. Get him.

That's brutal. Fuck. How did that happen? How did that happen? He looked like he got hit by a car. To Nucci. Bro. He looked like a matador.

What are you doing to Nucci? Now they're doing snow angels in the end zone. You can't fucking fumble there. God damn it. That's brutal. I don't know if that was, no, that was a fumble. All right. Okay.

So Raiders Browns. That was brutal. I was in that room, drank the Kool-Aid on Nucci and took the Cowboys plus 10 and a half. He's down. He's down. He's down. That falls down. That falls down.

We got so hyped before the game being like, Nucci. It was fancy fuck boys. We drank the Perseco. We were like, God damn it. We drank the Red Bull. I had the Eagles. I was trying to do the impossible too of middling the Eagles earlier in the week at minus seven and 10 and a half.

Uh-huh. That's like, when you can actually do that, you feel like you're splitting atoms. All right. But Raiders Browns. So what I was going to say was in a world that has gone mad, in a world that nothing is normal, I'm so happy that we at least had a few thousand Browns fans in attendance for this game looking so goddamn sad as a hurricane of like hail and gross wind whipped around and just an awful, like this was a throwback game.

This was a game that was played in 1992. Well I learned a new word today and that word is grapple. Yeah. There was grapple. It's a double term for the weather, which is I guess a combination of sleet, hail, rain, all that shit. Just shit. Just like the worst weather that you can ever imagine.

It's called grapple and that's what was happening in Cleveland today. It was windy and I had a dumb, this is kind of embarrassing for me to admit, but maybe you guys can help me out. What is wind? What do you mean? What's wind? Where does it come from? God.

When God's blowing. So yeah, the thought I had was maybe God farting. He's actually trying. It's the tectonic plates. He's actually trying. Mountains, when they move, they displace air. God's trying. It's God's birthday and he's, oh it did count.

What? That's terrible. What? So we lost the cover. It is when the forest fires are actually the candles. It's anti-Italian bias. They're the candles for God's birthday and he's trying to blow them out. Okay.

So that's wind. Yeah. So it was a shit game. I wanted the Browns to win, but how weird would it be knowing that the Browns are a six and two football team? No. It would be very uncomfortable. Not good.

The Browns aren't good, but they're average, I guess. Yeah. I think the Browns are perfectly average football team. So they're average and to say something nice about the Browns, they have the next three weeks, four weeks actually, they're going to get back on track. So they're sitting at what, five and three? Mm-hmm. They have a bye week and then they play the Texans, the Eagles and the Jaguars.

I think they can win two out of three of those, if not three. So you're now looking at maybe the Browns being like seven and four or eight and three going into the final stretch. That's real. Well, I don't want to get people's hopes up from Cleveland because it's happened before. Bad things have happened to you, but Hank is in shock still. I mean, I am too. I'm pretty sure that the Cleveland Browns are going to make the playoffs.

Yeah. No, I'm pretty. I'm like, 90% sure that the Browns are going to be a playoff team this year and that's going to be a lot of fun. Yes. I am rooting for the Browns and the playoffs at this point. That can I say something bad though? Don't don't.

I just said something really nice about Cleveland. Yeah. This game might have hurt them a lot because the Raiders are going to be the team that probably is going to be buying for that seven. If they had won this game, they were pretty much locked up to make the playoffs. Right. I would put them at 99% in my proprietary metrics and algorithm now right now, 90. Little different, but the Raiders deserve credit because the Raiders have been like up

and down all year. It feels like one step forward, two steps back, but this was a big step forward going on the road winning this game. I told you the stat about Derek Carr. He doesn't play well in bad weather. Trent Brown almost or no, Trent Brown almost died before the game. So Trent Brown got a pregame IV. Jesus Christ.

He's still recovering from what COVID right? He had COVID. I don't know if he did. He might have. He just has a sweet ass tattoo of two women sucking him off. Yeah. So and there's like clouds in the background and he's like throwing lightning bolts. He got a pregame IV and there was like some air that got into his veins and the air started

circulating. He out wheeled out on a wheelchair and so they don't report exactly what happened before the game went down, but everybody on Twitter was just saying like, this is classic Trent Brown drama. Like, can we get rid of this guy already? They didn't realize that he was in the hospital, like maybe dying, maybe dying. Now as a better, I would have liked to know this before the game so I could have bet on the Raiders because they said that they went out there and they played for Trent Brown.

I'm not going to make it all about me because obviously he was in some really bad shape. It sounds like he's going to be okay, but yeah, that's a pretty fucked up way to start the game. Yes. Very fucked up way to start the game. Hank, you absolutely are right. That was the most down person that I've ever seen. I don't understand what the rest were looking at.

Yes. All right. I agree though. P.F.D. Like, go ahead, Hank. Go ahead. I can't believe what's happening. I literally, we're not.

The show is not on so I don't know what they're saying, but I like this game is rigged. This game is under protest, officially under protest. Ben D'Nucci is still a winner in my book. There we go. I'll take that back. He's not a loser. Not a loser. Ben D'Nucci, not a loser.

Not a loser. You all right, Hank? You going to be okay? D'Nucci's just going to score. We're good. Yeah, I know. I do not think that's going to happen, Hank. Throw another curveball.

I'm going to tell you that right now, straight up, not going to happen. So I'm sorry, Hank, but not going to happen. How many reverses are we going to see on this next place? And by the way, shout out to Mike McCarthy for somehow getting a mask that fits over his face. Yes. That thing is hanging on for dear life between both ears. Yeah.

He's been in the tight mask hall of fame. Yeah. All right. So Raiders Browns, anything else? I think the Raiders, I am impressed with what the Raiders have been able to do because when you look at, like you look at who the Raiders don't, I mean, that loss against what now is a two and five Patriots team is very bad. But they lost.

The other two losses are the bills in the box. There's no shame in those two losses. And they've beaten some decent teams, including the Chiefs, pre-corona Patriots, different team. So there you go. Yeah. Yeah. They beat a healthy Cam Newton.

So like the Raiders are, even though they lost to a healthy Cam Newton, they're four and three. They're, they're, they're good. Yeah. Well, I think with the, with the jog room team, you're always going to get a physical football thing. Yeah. Raiders are physical damn football.

I love that. I love that. I love saying that. Like, dude, they're just physical. They can run the ball. They're physical men. They're built for the playoffs. That's true.

That's true. If you, if they can get to the playoffs, they're going to look like they're supposed to be there. Yes. Exactly. Exactly. All right. Next up, Titans Bengals.

So we had this one wrong, Bengals shock the Titans. I, I hate that I don't trust my gut sometimes because we've had these discussions about the Titans and I do consider will confidentially on friends. They are busting with the boys are fabulous podcast. So I don't want to hurt them too much, but this is kind of what we talked about when the Titans lost to the Steelers. They have no pass rush. They didn't get a single sack of Joe Burrow who that offensive line is starting like five

backups. It's, it's crazy. So that, that is the Titans major fatal flaw and as good as Ryan Tano has played at times this year and as good as Derek Henry is and some of their wide receivers have, have looked. If you can't get any pass rush, you're fucked and that's what the Titans, that's what did them in today. I think you hit the nail on the head. The problem with the Titans is they don't have Taylor Luan and they don't have will

captain anymore. Yeah. Will Compton's buried on the scout team somewhere. I'm going to use the F word on the Titans. I think the Titans, I've been saying it. I think the Titans way are a fraudulent football team. Wait, you were, you were in on them a week ago. I'm out on them.

So you're in on my side. They made me look like a jackass or saying that they were going to put the wamp in on the Bengals when the Bengals reverse-womped them and just buried them underneath the turret. I've been saying this for weeks. The Titans. So here's why I think. I've been saying this for weeks.

Here's why I think they're frauds. Even when they were five and oh, I was saying I don't think that they're really that good. Because Ryan Tana Hill, we should always stick with our gut on Ryan Tana Hill and what we saw, but in the first like six seasons out of Ryan Tana Hill, there's no, he can't just be like completely different. Right. Derek Henry was cooking today. Derek Henry got the ball.

He ran for what? Like 120 yards, something like that. Yeah. They're fraudulent. The Titans are frauds. But that's, I wouldn't put it like, I don't think Ryan Tana Hill is their problem. It's the fact that their defense cannot get a stop. Their defense cannot get off the field on third down.

Their defense has no pass rush, like to not be able to sack Joe Burrow once with this automatic safety taken. I love it. Just even walk here. You always have to take a safety to go down 23 to 9. Even walk here. They don't, they don't, what the fuck is Mike McCarthy doing right now? Mike McCarthy inside his little tiny brain that exists somewhere like where that dangly

hanging down thing in your throat is, that's where McCarthy's brain is. And that's telling him, you're going to be such a goddamn genius if you take a safety with four minutes left in the fourth quarter to go down by 14 points. Dude, field position. What a fucking moron. You know what Mike McCarthy did? He just flipped the field. He did.

Mike McCarthy just flipped the goddamn field. I love it. This is what we talked about with McCarthy last week, which is he learned something and now he's just going to stick with it. Mike McCarthy saw a coach take his intentional safety somewhere in film study this week and was like, I'm going to work that into the playbook. Yes. Can you, I think you can onside kick, I don't know if you can.

It's a punt. So it's on. I think you have to drop kick. It's a free kick. I got it. Yeah. It has to hit the ground and then you kick. So I don't think it's Ryan Tannehill.

It's the defense. The Bengals went 10 for 15 on third down today. Like the Titans are dead, dead last in third down efficiency on on defense. They can't get stopped. So I agree that it's not Ryan Tannehill. I'm saying that Ryan Tannehill is using his vibe. I think he's emblematic of the fact that we we are giving too much credit to. I'm happy that you've joined me because I have had to fight Titans fans for a long time

now. And it's not. I'm not trying to be offensive. I'm just telling you what I see Titans are a good team. They're not a great team. Like they could make a little run in the playoffs. Sure. Do I think that they'll beat the Chiefs?

Never. Now, the only way that you can convince me that they're not a fraud after today is by if you just were to tell me this is a trap game. If you were to say it's a trap game, then that's a really good way of me being like, yeah, you know what? You're right. It was a trap game. No.

And again, guess what? The Titans play the Bears. So they get to shit down my throat when the Bears obviously will lose because I'll tell you what if Titans fans, if you're looking for one thing to turn this thing around, guess who can't convert on third down the Chicago Bears and we'll get to that later. So you will. Your defense, you're going to walk away next Sunday after that game being like our defense is sick.

I think we shut down the Bears. The Titans are everything that the Bears aspire to be like on your best day. No, we're just different teams. You can be the Titans. We get now because we're the Bears are a, they're a bizarro world Titans where they just don't have any offense and they have all defense, but so we should say something nice about the Bengals. The Bengals are, I think they've surpassed Frisky.

I think they're just like, uh, an ascending bad team. So they're ascending to, they've done the close losses. They've won a couple of games. They've tied a game like this is, if you are a fan of an NFL franchise, this is the exact recipe that you want when, oh, they didn't even flip the field because it's a punt. Yeah. It's a free kick.

No, I know it's from the same spot. Uh, you, you want to have exactly what's happening with the Bengals right now and that is losing close, winning some games and you have your quarterback and Joe Burrow is the quarterback. Oh my God. That was a rugby, that was a rugby drop kick. That's what I've been saying. Coaches should be doing.

Yeah. I think it worked. This is a hilarious, uh, there you go. This game is so fucking funny. Now Danucci is going to go down, uh, get another field goal, then another onside kick, then another field goal, then an onside kick, then take another safety when you recover that one, then another field goal. There we go.

We only lose by two. Perfect. So Bengals, if you're a Bengals fan, you have to feel like this is the, the time where you're almost like, I don't want to say it's better than winning because winning is the best, but there is something to be said about the building team. Like the team, when you have your guy and you're like, oh shit, this thing is about to open up for us for a very long time because you don't have the expectations where if, if you don't meet them, then you're crushed right right now.

It's all gravy. Like everything that Joe Burrow brings to the plate right now, you feel like your future is unlimited and you can do the thing where if your team is bad, but doing like doing better, you can have a couple of random stats in your back pocket where you're like actually the Bengals are the best at this. So you can kind of shove it in, in random people's faces where they're like, the Bengals suck. You're like, well, did you know the Bengals are, you know, this, this and that.

And Joe Burrow is this, this and that. And then everyone's like, oh, wow. Maybe the Bengals are good. It's starting to turn the reputation. It's been a full seven days since one of their players quit and put their house up for sale online after the game. Yeah. So no other team can claim that.

And we talked about it last week, but Joe Burrow with the combination of T Higgins who's a stud and Tyler Boyd, you now have, and we don't know what's going to happen with A. J. Green, but you have in Joe mixing, you have like the makings of an offense that should be around Joe Burrow will be around longer than this. But those guys with Joe Burrow will be around for the next five to seven years. I don't know. It's, it's exciting. That's an exciting win for the Bengals.

What's going on with John Ross because John Ross demanded a trade. Yeah. I don't know if John Ross is good or not. I do know that he's fast as shit. He is. He's all the jokes about DK Metcalf, but in reality, he can't turn. He just, he, I don't think he can run routes. I don't think he can catch balls, but he can run really fast.

Okay. Yeah. Well, he is really, really quick, really fast. But yeah, I agree with you. I think that the Bengals are in a good spot. This was, dare I say, a signature win for Zach Taylor. I like that. I like that a lot.

Think about anything good that Zach Taylor's done in his first year and a half in the NFL. Really it's just, it's just like today. Today is the best thing that Zach Taylor has done since he's got a good job, but that's a good win for the Bengals. Very good. Bad loss for the Titans. They take a step back and next week should be interesting for, yeah, I'm going to dread that game.

Are we, are we going to discuss Colin Cowards take of, that the, was it the Steelers have the worst quarterback in the AFC East right now or the AFC North, excuse me. Yeah. Let's do that. When we get to Steelers, Steelers Ravens, we'll rank them. Well, okay. Let's do it. When we get to North, he said it after week one and also saying it right now, I'd assume.

I actually don't hate that take. We'll do it. We'll do it for Raven Steelers. All right. Patriots bills. This was a classic game where everyone in the world, this happens every now and then in an NFL season where everyone in the world says the bills minus four is the greatest bet of all time because the Patriots don't have Edelman.

They suck coronavirus, their defense sucks, everything sucks. It was all but guaranteed that it would end exactly like this with the Patriots losing by three covering, but also losing because they're just not really a good team right now. Bill Belichick, it's, it's crazy to see him running these trick plays and these gimmicks like doing on sides kicks that are unexpected because he's afraid of losing and not just because he wants to embarrass the other coach. Yeah.

These are the types of things that Belichick usually does for fun because he's a sicko. He's like sadistic and he likes to let the other coach know that he's operating like five planes above you mentally. Yeah. And this, he's doing it because he's desperate. Well, to not to sound like a super smart football guy, but if you want to sound like a super smart football guy, you should basically look at that game, watch that game and be like, that's actually, here's ready, ready for this one.

That's one of the best games Bill Belichick's ever coached. You like that? It was a wonderful game. That's one of the best games because their roster position and they were running all kinds of weird like runs and, and basically being like, we have to change our entire DNA to try to win that game. So that's, that's the like hot take, go on, uh, what's, what's the Fox show first? No, not the first things first.

No, first thing first or go on. Max Kellerman will say that tomorrow. Max Kellerman or Dan Orlowski, Dan Orlowski will say, that's the best game I've ever seen Bill Belichick coach. That's what he'll say because their roster sucks so bad and the fact that they were within three points. Yeah. I like that.

I'm going to call my shot. I'm going to say someone's going to say that tomorrow. He did put them in a position where they could have won the game. No, I, watching that game, if Cam Newton didn't fumble, right, I was watching that game being like, this is exactly what I expected when I took the Patriots plus four was for Bill Belichick to find a way to exploit the bills defense, which is their rush defense and essentially like throw like band-aids and duct tape at a game plan. And it almost worked.

I disagree. I think the best game that Belichick ever coached was the Super Bowl loss to the Giants. The one in the perfect season because he dealt with the most ferocious front for pass rush of all time. That game, the Giants played the perfect game plan and Belichick had them within three within three. If you had known going in that game that you were going to be dealing with O.C., Michael Strahan, all these guys that they were going to be hitting Brady all day long, the spread

probably would have been 10 and a half points. Yes. It was, yeah. Yeah. What was that spread? I think it was 17, which is crazy to think about. Like everything that we know about being like smart football, like 17. That was the spread of the Jets chiefs game today.

19 and a half. Yeah. It was 19. I mean, it's, you know, pretty close. That was the spread of a Super Bowl. Hank, do you have any comment about the Patriots? Are they going to be sellers at the trade deadline? Oh, that's a big topic.

Yeah. Because Tuesday, it's out of Schefter. We know that. Tuesday is the big news on Tuesday is the trade deadline. So privileged to be saying that big cat. Hank, do you have any comments about being sellers or buyers at the deadline? I don't know. I mean, obviously I'm not used to seasons like this, but is it crazy for me to still

expect us to go to the playoffs? Yeah. It's pretty crazy. Two and five. Yes. In the AFC. Yes. Insane.

There you go. You know, put those down. I'm going to have football next week. Against the Jets? Yeah. Let's go. Oh my God. Belichick is going to do something.

Hank's face just curled. He's like, what? Hank, you should try to go. Do they let fans in there? Fuck no. That lands a back-to-back Monday night game. Wait, dude, how funny would that be if you went with a GoPro? Nope.

Come on, Hank. Hank, sneak in. I'm not going to sneak into a Boston sports game. We'll make Billy go. We'll make Billy go. He's against the law. Try to adopt the cat. No, I don't know.

I thought they were going to win the game. It was still an ugly game. Oh. But I don't know. I don't know. Honestly, I can't focus. I can't focus. Because of his Cowboys game?

Why, you got brain fog? Yeah, yes. I... The Eagles were off sides. The Eagles were off sides, and then they had the ball clearly down. They ripped it out like 10 seconds after the play, it seemed like it was over. They had the ball in their possession on the ground. Did they not yes for like 10 seconds. That's insane under protest Disgusting. Oh, man. All right next up

By the way, the bills the bills have so the bills are six and two They have commanded the AFC's now although the dolphins are lurking dolphins of four and three the bills though have like big-time tests They they they have a little got a mini gauntlet coming up where it's like Are the bills really really for real because they play the Seahawks next week at the cardinals Chargers who are like spicy. Yep under any circumstances don't lose to anybody by two points at the Niners and then versus Steelers So this next five games. That's not a mini gauntlet. That's yeah That's like a hallway of death, right? So this these next five games are basically gonna tell us like because I the bills are good

But are they like you know step good, you know what today was today was a must win for the bills Yes, knowing that you had that mini gauntlet coming up. You had to go in there on the right foot We also have by the way that the this season for the Patriots is going to be crazy stats season So this is the first time the Patriots have a four-game losing streak since 2002. It's like the bizarro brown stat Yeah, we're just gonna get all these weird stats like this is the first time the Patriots are this much of an underdog This is the first time the Patriots are there like it's gonna be just constant stats Reminding you that the Patriots just haven't lost in like ten years I bet you every week you could find another crazy Patriots that and have the exact opposite

Correlate to what the Browns just did that week right somebody out there find a good stat about like this is the first time that the Browns are five and three since so-and-so, which is also the last time right at the Patriots are at whatever weird stat That you can drag up about that. Yes. All right next up Colts Lions Where do you want to start you want to start Lions or Colts? Oh, let's start with the Lions because I'd like to I'd like to say something nice about Matt Patricia Oh, the Lions outscored the Colts seven to nothing in the first quarter Duh, and they outscored the Lions seven to nothing in the third quarter It's just in the second quarter. They got outscored 20 to zero

fourth quarter 21 to seven but in the first and third quarter That's when you come out coaching quarters with coaching quarters Uh-huh like the game plan was good going into the game the adjustments at halftime appeared to be successful They appeared to work. Yeah, it's just you know Matt Patricia can only put his players in position to win for 15 minutes at a time Right and then everything else is just like a fart in the wind They need to like have this redundant They need to have like a full like a Zach Morris timeout for Lions games. Yeah, like timeout. Let's stop

Let's take a couple days then we'll come back But yeah, the Lions like this was a very Lions game and that they come out they score first You're like, okay Lions here comes the itty-bitty run and then the Colts just kind of manhandled that like the Lions weakness is just man Football when they play man football teams, they don't win and I'm not I'm not going back on my little bitty Oh, I had a lot of people being like what about that little bitty baby run Mm-hmm. I said very clearly that the Lions will be Thanksgiving day Playing at five and five versus Texans I still think that because they're playing the Vikings the the the our words and the Panthers the FT the FT's in the Panthers

Those are next three games. I think the law I think the Lions can still go two and one in that stretch This is a little setback, but the Colts are just a better team than them That's true and Darius Leonard by the way makes makes a huge difference like that Colts defense is completely different Now that he's back and they the Colts now go from Without Darius Leonard to like the Colts. What's going on to the Colts are now back into the mindset of they should and Can win the AFC was so big out of those remaining there's three games that you mentioned

How many of those are at home in Detroit one? Okay, that's good. That's good because the Lions have not one at home in over a year Yeah, no, it's sad. I lost seven consecutive home games. It's a sad trombone. We're playing all the time Not great. They are starting to let Stafford cook though. Yes, let's Africa. They got the running ball They ran the ball. What like five times. Yeah, but was Stafford Stafford a finger to robot that thing was just like it was just like graded up. He looked like Trevor Bauer. Yes Yeah, yes, he looks like yeah, he grabbed a drone out of the air. Yeah, no Stafford is an all-time like fourth quarter 17 injuries guy like hobbling not to the point where Ben will tell you about it

I like Stafford to his credit He's very very tough and he doesn't really talk about his injuries like last year Remember when he had broken back and it was just like oh Stafford might not play today Yeah, and then it was like two days later. It's like Stafford had surgery on his broken fucking back Yeah, you imagine if Ben had that he had coronavirus earlier this summer, right? The reporters had to like drag it out of the franchise. Yeah, he's a tough motherfucker But every game if it's like some even a little bit close in the fourth quarter Stafford is like the walking dead. He is he's got he's he's a limping to the huddle

He's like Byron left-witching down the field. That's when you have peak staff There's something really cool about walking around just with a bloody hand though. Yeah, because everybody Yeah, you can see the other guy like babe. Go grab me a rag and a beer Yeah, let me add put a put a T-bone steak on my she's not giving up on on on the news on the newt Yeah, well, we're we're cooking now Hank. He's not giving up on the newt. This is fantastic I'm eager to see what kind of two-point conversion McCarthy pulls out of his extremely new do it pants in the newt's do it All right next up. Oh, no, sorry. I had something else. I want to talk about the cults So I was looking through

you know getting ready for the show and I saw this stat and it's such a hilarious stat because Who the fuck knows like what league it is? But I saw a stat that Philip Rivers is now he had a good game by the way And he also throws Philip Rivers has the funniest screen passes ever where he threw a screen pass to Jonathan Taylor That touched the ceiling. Mm-hmm. It was so fucking high. It would have hit the scoreboard It wasn't what he was doing. It's so fucking funny He's putting air under the ball letting his receivers run under make a play. Yeah, all right. So the stat is Philip Rivers today

Moved into sixth all time in highest ranked Fantasy quarterbacks so sixth all time in fantasy points now This is just assuming everyone has the same league which no one has the same league So six all all time and he's never had a game with 30 fantasy points under this league that they were saying I believe that yeah, and I went back and I looked and Philip Rivers has played 234 games in the NFL. How many times he had four touchdowns? Twice no, it's more than that 234 is a lot of games. Yeah, but he's a guy that will always I had for a couple years

Yeah, it was like 19 to 22 points every single yes, he's had nine games with four touchdowns He's never thrown for more than four touchdowns Mm-hmm, and then which is this is not very fair of me, but I went and looked up Patrick Mahomes Patrick Mahomes played 38 games He already has ten games with four more touchdowns Uh-huh, so I it's so it's just so funny because I never even if you had asked me before this like has Philip Rivers ever Thrown for five touchdowns a game and say absolutely. Yes, but he never has yeah If the thing about Rivers was in San Diego, he always had a pretty decent running game around

I just for some reason I envisioned him well having a game where he threw five touchdowns I feel like Rivers doesn't get into that many shootouts. It's mostly just you know, he loses 27 to 26 right or you know, if he's feeling real frisky, it's like a 35 to 30 loss I wonder if he just turned on that Broncos Chargers game, which we're gonna get to oh my god. Kenny score. He cannot Score will not score and Hank is mad and he deserves to be mad because he got screwed The newtch the fucking refs. We have more important things tomorrow. We'll be okay. Oh my god, Jake wrong now wrong answer Jake Hank is looking at the TV like will they put some more time back on I mean, I had it too. So it sucks and

I didn't do my I didn't try to split my I my Adam didn't get split Well, we almost had him to new cheeks. So that was the NFC East Have full control of it. The Cowboys gave it their all would not say full control. They have the NFC East in like They're giving the NFC East the Heimlich maneuver right now. They have the NFC East Unlock no on God. Not true on God Carson wince on God Wince doesn't have anything on lock. Um, all right, so So that's their third win. Yeah, they're three four and one. All right, that does sound pretty commanding We found one is that way. Yeah, that's a significant. That's a significant advantage

All right, next up Oh, this is a funny game. I just saw Vikings Packers I hate myself for not going with the real advanced stats that the Packers are now oh and seven in Their last seven games on daylight savings weekend. Please everyone remind us next year I swear to God, I will max bet it under any like no ifs ands or buts I don't know why I put the Packers in my can't lose parley this this week I thought maybe they'd at least win but not cover but holy shit oh and seven in their last seven

daylight savings weekends that is Officially a stat like that's officially it should have been a stat when we said it was a stat this week But this week they're they're favored by seven and they're playing the Vikings team That's not very good and they lose at home and it's like holy shit They just literally cannot change their class. I I got them by six and that to me It's like I can't bet against that right Packers minus six. Hell. Yeah, they're gonna win by at least a touchdown well, I forgot that I was also betting against father time who is undefeated and I think it's because you can see the effects of daylight saving time first the farther north you get

Yeah, so you saw it in the games in They play in Seattle, right? They play in Seattle and in Wisconsin It almost turned the sky turned orange at like one o'clock in the afternoon, which just made me sad Yeah, it's like, okay now is the season where we we wake up and it's dark outside and we leave work and it's still dark outside Socks and it sucks, but yeah, we are we're idiots Yes for not trusting the stats and the sabre metrics and all the advanced analytics and And going with the Packers this week. It's fucking sucks. We're stupid. So I have a question. I know that I know We won't spend so much time on this, but I have a question for you PFT. Would you say?

Now the Packers are good. I'm not gonna say they're not good Obviously Aaron Rodgers playing great this year, but similar to last year Would you say the Packers might be a little a tad bit? Soft, I'd say their defense might be a little soft. Oh, that's kind of where the hardness matters. I will say this The Packers are an excellent team to root for this year If you're really really trying to get your heart broken in early January like they are a little last year They're going to just destroy some hearts Because they will go they're gonna end up with a record like

12 and 4 and Aaron Rodgers is going to be cooking at the end of the season He's gonna win a playoff game and he is going to break Everybody's heart and you know what now it's it's time to start asking the question How much blame goes to Matt LaFleur for wasting the prime of Aaron Rodgers career? With these fraudulent football teams. Yeah, let's just let's just flip that coin right from Mike McCarthy to Matt LaFleur Look, I'm not everyone knows. I'm very biased in this conversation, but I'm an owner of the team I'm very biased. It's similar to last year when I was like I don't think that they are a real 13 and 3 team because they can be run on like

Dalvin Cook did today and they don't tackle well like they did today where Dalvin Cook had 94 yards after contact and And also had a 50-yard screen pass that they took to the house that was like just sliced through their defense So that's all I'll say is their defense soft Aaron Rodgers is still playing like he was still You know, they just didn't make a few those plays at the end of the game It felt like they were always in third and 10 third and 15 and like oh if they get this They'll still flip the switch and they'll be back in this game They just couldn't they couldn't convert that but I just I don't know You know what's gonna be great net on Thursday night

We get to decide in three days because you have the Packers going to the 49ers the 49ers coming off a bad loss Jimmy Garoppolo hurt Greg Kittle might be hurt And guess what the 49ers do they play man football. Yeah, so this let's see what happens It's funny because this game the Minnesota Vikings took the 49ers blueprint and use that blueprint to beat the Packers Right now the 49ers are going to take the Vikings blueprint of the 49ers old blueprint and try to beat them with essentially just a running game on Thursday night, I think they're gonna do it Yeah, I think that the Packers guess what you don't have Blake Martinez this year being the little the little tackle vacuum back there getting 1718 tackles a game

They are on defense offensively. I think they're great. Yeah, and especially when they have Aaron Jones come back Aaron Jones being out definitely hurt. Yeah today offensively. They're a very good football team defensively if you are if you're losing to the Vikings and giving up 160 yards on the ground to Dalvin cook and then Kirk Cousins only had to pass the ball 14 times that was the Jimmy Garoppolo Blueprint, it was the most Kirk Cousins stat line 11 for 14 160 yards in a touchdown and the one touchdown was the 50 yard screen to Dalvin cook So he basically had 90 yards and you're dealing with Kirk cousin This is as hung over as Kirk Cousins gets is the day after Halloween when he said like a few too many milk duds

Yep, stayed up all the way till 11 30 at night and he comes in definitely raging headache pimps out his entire house He tries to scare all the kids. Yeah makes it way too extreme You know like all right chill out He's got like those speakers like hidden under the fake cobwebs on his porch And then he walked by and you hear like Frankenstein moaning. Yeah, and then tomorrow he's gonna do this the clean switch He's gonna take down all the Halloween stuff and put up all the Christmas stuff He'll probably go over to his neighbor's ass and be like, hey, do you need any help taking down your Halloween stuff? Yeah, it's the Christmas lights neighbor's gonna be like I just got off work, dude. Yeah, just relax, Kirk

yet, no I I Guess that my question for Packers fans would be this because this is the cell I always tell myself with the Bears when it comes to the style they play and the fact that they just have never had an offense ever The Packers don't they feel like a team that is built for a dome or a warm weather client climate They're offensive explosive They think they can win shootouts, but they can't win when they have to grind it out and get man footballed Yeah, I think they're a team that's not necessarily built for a dome. They feel like a team that's built for California, right?

They feel like like if I if you're a Packer fan, you're you're probably like what the fuck can we play a little defense? Yeah, they play West Coast football. Yeah, that's what they do. They don't they certainly don't play Heartland football I actually think I took it pretty easy on the Packers there. I didn't say that many mean things. They're soft Well, we said some nice things there So we said they're gonna make the playoffs. He said that Aaron Rodgers is gonna win a playoff game Yeah, I'll play off forget everything that happens after that. Yeah, exactly and they're soft We said that we kind of felt bad for Mike McCarthy getting blamed for wasting Aaron Rodgers career Yeah, Matt LaFleur is also doing it. Would you let me ask you this pft

Would you rather have a soft football team go 13 and 3 or a hard as fuck football team? Go like 8 and 8. Yeah, we'll get first half. Hard as fuck. I rest my case because We play man-up football. Yeah, we fucking play defense and we don't play offense Yeah, I'd rather put a hat on a hat then walk out into into fucking 75 degree day with a visor that pussy-ass shit of the forward pass. Uh-huh. No, thank you Oh All right Speaking of other big games, so we had another big game Steelers Ravens. This was a huge huge game

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Displayed signs of not being a completely fraudulent football team. Okay, and which were which are their defense. Good They outgain the Steelers 457 to 221 totally fine. Also They're not frauds because I haven't gotten the sense of dominance from them that I got last year So right now, I think the Ravens are exactly what the Ravens are which is they're a good football team. That's extremely They're they're flawed. They're not frauds. Yeah, they are they have flaws that are very noticeable that like I don't expect them to go and Compete against the Chiefs or compete against the Steelers or I actually think that like the Titans Would they give this to they match up well against the Ravens still like I don't think that the Ravens are Going to be that look team that you're looking at in the playoffs and be like they are the prohibitive favorites right now

I think that they're a flawed football team, but everyone kind of sees it coming Meaning that they're not really fraudulent because they're not presenting themselves being awesome. Well, alright So my counterpoint is well first of all, I know that they have injuries Mark anger being out is Significant their wide receivers aren't great But as I thought from day one when I've started the Ravens or frauds and again, it's not that they're a bad team They're a very very good team when I say the word fraud. I'm doing it because they have championship aspirations They are Super Bowl contenders and at that point I say fraud

Until I see it from the Mar Jackson in terms of passing the ball consistently and and and like Moving the ball not making any mistakes. He has flashes of it. He was a fucking MVP last year. He was incredible He is incredible, but he was 46 percent completion today He got sacked four times He had two fumbles two interceptions and the interceptions were very bad Interceptions those were interceptions first one was the first one was a pick six But the second one might have even been worse because that's start of the second half You're up ten your defense is dominating

The only thing you can do you can't do is give the Steelers a short field to basically get right back in the game And that's exactly what he did that's situational like don't make a mistake here throw the ball away Type of it was actually it was set up for the Ravens to come out in the second half and do what the Ravens do The Steelers didn't play great. Yeah, like I was not awful in the first. No, they're not good football Yeah, they're often struggled a lot. Their defense is for real their defense There's a grapple out there like their defense got got you know Eating up in terms of yards, but they made huge plays and they created like havoc when they needed to and Like you know that that's the Steelers defense is very very very good Ravens evens also very good

But I'm just until Lamar does it, you know in a spot where it's like, okay We're gonna let you run but we're gonna make you pass and you have to pass Consistently, you know tenure ten play drives Against a good team like the Ravens are good enough that they can beat up everyone when they take the step up to those three or Four teams above them. It's a different story. Yeah, and when they beat one of them those teams I'll think differently. Well Lamar is entering the territory of he holds the ball like a loaf of bread He's getting like that shady McCoy. He got hit hard today. He got he got hit hard But he does he's got bat he doesn't carry the ball like it like a good runner

Normally does and that's part of partially like what makes him really really good is that he is Unpredictable and he's able to do stuff that nobody else can do yeah and get away with it But when you catch him in an instance where he's you know, he's like pulling his arm back or like taking the ball away from his body You know nine times out of ten It works out really well for him and then he makes the other guy like pull their groin and basically Spontaneously combust right right walking around him that one time I attend that you catch him You're gonna get the ball out. Yes, and it happens a lot Yes, they had good fumble luck at times now the fumble looks turning around and and and so I know what the counterpoint is gonna be

Last year obviously the Ravens they went and they beat Seattle in Seattle, which was a very good team They beat the Patriots who I think were 8-0 at the time But again those games if you look at it Lamar threw like 150 160 yards He wasn't needed like their offense was so good running the football last year in large part because of Lamar That he wasn't needed to throw the ball for 250 300 yards the NFL like to be an upper echelon team You have to your quarterback has to be able to throw have that type of game maybe does maybe I don't know if they so this game Almost shaped up to be the perfect Ravens game where they just come out in the second half and just ran the ball down their throats Then you wouldn't need Lamar to make those big plays to beat a very good football team

So it's possible to beat a dominant football team by you know not having to throw the ball more than 20 times or so But he just he fucked up I just think of like when you get into a game against the Chiefs like you can't you can't you can't beat the Chiefs if If your quarterback doesn't throw for 300 yards I just Derek are I don't play the best game of his like career right exactly like that And that's really what it comes down to like if we want to boil everything that I'm saying down to one Statement it's really just that I don't think this Ravens team can beat as currently constituted I don't think this Ravens team can beat this Chiefs team and that's kind of all that matters

Like it's it's kind of like when the Patriots were running, you know, we're dominant It didn't matter if you won 12 games if you couldn't beat the Patriots It just didn't matter. So it's not like this team sucks. It's not like they are a bad team It's just it when you put them up against the best team in the AFC I do not think they can beat him So I don't think that we've there isn't enough body of evidence to determine whether or not the Ravens are fraudulent because they haven't presented a case yet They haven't presented a compelling case to play to say no, no, I'm saying this Ravens team this season They haven't shown us no evidence

To prove that they should have any expectations Because the best win that they've had so far this year you'd probably have to say was week one against the Brown But they do have expectations because they have the MVP and they were and they were the one seed last year But they definitely have expectations based on this team. Yeah, they're not I'm not going to be able to call the Ravens frauds or not frauds Until after they play against the Titans on November 22nd The game against the Colts next week is actually be very interesting because that's a that's a T That's a tough team to play against in Indianapolis. Like if they win that game

I'll be like, okay, this seems a little bit, you know, revenge game for the entire city of Baltimore. Yeah, that's true So, all right, so let's have the discussion real quick the Colin Coward take that What was this take Joe? No, I thought he said the band is the worst quarterback in the AFC north as currently Stated I think I'd still have him above Baker You think borough is second fire you think borough's best I think I think it's Lamar one borough to Baker through Ben three Ben doesn't look great. He got his arm worked on today. He got his arm Great, he looks good enough Which is what we said last year when the Steelers like we're trying to get into the playoffs with duck Hodges and

Mason Rudolph like they need just average quarterback play because their defense is that good Ben is a great quarterback career-wise, but right now. He's not playing great football No, he by the way, he said it was just a funny bone, which that's just very hilarious to me to imagine big Ben saying my funny bone hurts Yeah, he looked he didn't look great today. He really didn't just go He's not like Washington jacks off real quick. It's the stranger out there He's got a little bit of the of the Joe Flacco like just half the offense is just getting pass interference. Oh, yeah Yeah, yeah, he's he's getting into the like I'm gonna under throw this guy portion of career, right and his something about his shoulders I don't know if his shoulder pads have gotten wider or maybe he's just like accidentally putting on linebacker shoulder pads

I think maybe since he's coming off an injury even though it's like to his to his elbow Right, he's like better safe than sorry. I better wear bigger pads on my shoulders this year I'm not gonna doubt him though because he could end up looking great like I big Ben is defies all logic I would say I'm gonna say that Lamar Jackson and big Ben are tied for number one Okay, and then Baker and burrow are tied for number two. I guess I don't think there's a worst quarterback I think it's a great division of quarterbacks. You could do like the who's who would you rather have going forward?

That's an interesting debate. You do that another time. Mm-hmm. That's an interesting debate. I probably Take burrow burrow, right? It probably be burrow Lamar Baker Ben just in terms of age Mm-hmm. So maybe that's what he was saying that that could make sense like given the cap ramifications And just like who you're building the next like three years off. All right next up Rams Dolphins This was a fucking weird ass game to who gets his first win this is how stupid like quarterback wins are that he gets his first win and He like wasn't good. I mean he had what he had that good touchdown throw But he was fucking crushed a few times today and he had like 93 yards of offense

It's also just sad to see Ryan 10 or not Ryan 10. Oh Ryan Fitzpatrick on the sidelines with a clipboard Yeah, he doesn't he get he gives off no clipboard vibes. He just looks sad. I know I know it is sad I actually I think that Fitzpatrick should be starting right now I think they went to two or two early not because how he played like I could give a shit how to a play today He didn't get hurt, which is great. Yeah. He wore an awesome skirt the lava lava. I love that. Yeah I think shocker. I think more guys should wear skirts. Yes I think that it provides more hip mobility RIP Sean Connery. Yeah, exactly. There you go And it's just it's more comfortable more more breathable. Yes, but it looked like he got out of the shower

Yeah, it looked awesome. Yeah, tell me tell me that doesn't look more comfortable Basically when you put on pants in the morning, you're essentially putting ace bandages over both legs and just walking around all day Yes, yeah, but I could care less how he how he looked today. I still think that Fitzpatrick Like if you're actually gonna be maybe a playoff team Why not just stick with Fitzpatrick and see where this goes because he gives you I think a better chance to win most games Yeah, and this game it was Jerry goth just had it had a case of the Opsies today. Yeah, it's a big Opsie game It was just a bad game that the Rams offense is so weird

They can either look so so good or just like they've never played before together like that in today was one of those times I'm so nice. Was this a time zone? I don't know if it's a time I mean Shawn McVeigh. We said it was seven and two against spread in times of the Rams Travel schedule too, and I'm not trying to just make excuses for our friend Jared But I totally am the Rams have had I feel like they've been on the East Coast every other week Mm-hmm. Is that not no they I think they played like two games back to back They've stayed at the Greenbrier played Monday night football and then had to go and then had to go all the way to Miami Yeah, with the exception of

One game at the 49ers All their road games have been yes coast is very very bizarre and the guess what they play the Seahawks in two weeks So they have a bottom and then they go to the Bucks Mm-hmm. This is just the weirdest schedule for them So they can't they keep going crisscrossing and going back and forth All right, so Yeah, the tour wasn't great doesn't really matter that the game if you watch the game the whole time You're like the Rams are gonna win this game

They just they didn't because that they just couldn't make like a couple of Kai for bath when that guy came out I said it out loud. You guys heard me. He has the skinniest arms He was in that perfect spot where the Sun was shining in his face and I said this guy has no chance of missing Yeah, he's he's what you think of whenever Mike Dicca talks about some kicker He's the person that Mike Dicca is picturing inside his own head I think that if you gave him a ten pound weight, he it would it would cripple you know, he would blow away Yeah, and just roll it he would just follow the weight just hold on to it and it would just take him down Yeah, yeah, just put a ten pound weight on if you just throw him into a river right now

If he's wearing shoes, they're pretty much like he's wearing cement easy. Yeah, he's done He's so he yeah, so the Rams that came was very weird The dolphins got like basically dominated yardage. I should just not be a name of a professional athlete Surfer well, I was gonna say like maybe like a yoga instructor that fucks your wife. Yeah. Yeah, that's that's a Kai He's got cool cool guy vibes. Not kicker not kicker. Nerd kicker. All right. Jets chiefs I mean, who cares? Yeah, who cares? Patrick Mahomes is incredible Patrick Mahomes doing his underhand shovel pass is so unfair It was kind of so cool. It was kind of fucked up that the chiefs faked a punt against the Jets

I like it. It's kind of fuck Adam gaze. He had him gaze We talked about Matt Patricia doing the coaching quarters. Mm-hmm Adam gaze the Jets were frisky in the first half like they were a little frisky and You only say that cuz I think you bet on the chiefs to cover If you said that the game was gonna be a 12-point game after the first half you'd be like, oh, that's kind of frisky They were moving the ball They're only getting field goals, but The the second half they got 63 totally yards and two first-dowts. Mm-hmm. So that's good coaching Adam gaze Well, I think they just game-played this entire game to try to stop levy on Bell

Yeah, be like we're not gonna let this guy beat us because he came from our team He disrespected you guys accomplished mission accomplished. He had six carries for seven yards 1.2 yards per carry. So I honestly think that if you're Greg Williams, you're treating this like you won you did your job Yeah, you did. Yeah, you can blame that you can blame Adam gaze to the reporters as an unnamed source That's all Greg Williams needs is like one reason why it's not his fault. Yeah, and then he'll be totally happy that so he went in this Like as long as levy on Bell did not score, you know two touchdowns and have 80 receiving yards and 110 Russian yards Greg Williams is gonna be happy. So he mission accomplished. He shut him down He did his job now

It's time for the offense to kick it in a hyperdrive and start doing theirs. Yes. I agree. Yeah He's Craig Williams definitely walked way being like good job, dude When was last time crush that was last time the Jets scored more than 10 points never oh against the Broncos Thursday night Yeah, the game That was hyperdrive. That's also flacka crazy crazy my homestat. He has so like I said, he's played 38 games Regular season games. He has three pass passing touchdowns and zero picks in a half ten times Mm-hmm ten times they scored a more than ten three of their first four games. Whoa Jake. That's actually big But now they don't

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Uh Chargers Broncos drew lock back to lock moxie. This is this is a moxie off, baby. They had a I'm gonna give you. I'm gonna give drew lock credit for the game-winning drive It wasn't like a great drive by him, but I don't think he had a pass over like 14 yards big guy. Yeah, he had like a 20-yard pass interference And he missed a couple of wide-over series, but a win-to-win and the chargers are I Man, it's so sad. They have had so

38 one score losses since 2015. That's Since 2015 they have 49 total 38 of their 49 losses are one score losses. That's staggered. That's insane That is to me when you say a number like 38. Yes, I thought you're gonna say like 2002. No since 2015 PFT they have in the last two years so year and a half. Mm-hmm. They have had 14 one score losses That's the last year and a half. They are they are 3 and 14 in one score games in the last year and a half think about that. No, that's crazy It's mind-boggling how they're able to do this

I think we've been talking about them and how weird and heartbreaking their losses are the weird types of games that they're the Seahawks at the Seahawks ended up losing games. They're like if you're if you're a footy fan They're like the English national team. Yep, essentially just finding new ways to lose games they have They're the first team in NFL history to blow four leads of 16 or more points in four straight games. They There it's crazy. They're they're like More sad than the Falcons. I know that's even insane to say but The way they lose these one score games like look at their losses this year, they're two and five

They lost an overtime by three to the chiefs. They lost by five to the Panthers They had the ball I think to score to end the game They lost by seven to the box where they were remember that game They were up at going into halftime. They're gonna be up like 21 and they had that fumble Yeah, they lost by three in overtime to the Saints and they lost today by one Basically handing the game over with the Drewlock 84-yard drive. It's insane how they lose games Do you think that there are any Los Angelinos out there that were not Rams fans? But they got these two teams that just moved into town

Do you think anybody thought to themselves like I wonder which team I'm gonna pick and they picked the Chargers? Just out of nowhere or is it only people that have some sort of connection. I don't know man because it's sad It is like can you imagine if you were a Falcons fan or if you were a resident of the city of Atlanta? And there were two football teams, right and you chose to remain a Falcons fan It it boggles the mind No, it boggles the mind and and that game the Broncos in the first half They looked like the worst team in football like I I thought there was zero percent chance the Chargers would lose that game They gave up that huge run to Philip Lindsey. They gave up. I think a huge touchdown Jerry Judy like they

It's crazy, and we thought it was Phil Rivers. It's just the Chargers. The Chargers are the Chargers and I don't forms I don't know what you can do to fix who they are. I think you got to burn down the stadium burn down the old Last four games blown leads of 17 17 16. They still won on 21 today. Yeah, Jesus Christ and like Thinking about what the Chargers like even you know Chargers are sadder than the Falcons because now I'm thinking about it like of course the Falcons No, wait hold on hold on the Falcons obviously had 28 3 in Super Bowl But the Chargers they had a hall-famed quarterback Phil Rivers and One of the greatest running backs of all time

Lydian and Thomas and in their prime and they had some seasons where they were like the best team in the league And they'd never won anything the Falcons had an MVP and then they had Possibly the best Russian quarterback of all time put for a while and then they got to the Super Bowl Which they lost because their Walter Payton man of the year went out and got a hooker the night before the game I don't know man. That's pretty heartbreaking. I mean I could go on with some I mean the Chargers the Chargers lost by like 40 in their Super Bowl. I don't know the Chargers I'll have to look into I'm just thinking like the way they've Lost games have been so so painful and the way that like if you look at like who they had

With LT and man, I think I'm sorry Chargers It's also very sad. I don't even know if there's I don't know Part of it also has to do with the fact that you can look at the Chargers and every time they lose even back when they were in San Diego be like well They get to they get to go back to a sweet house that absolute matters You're absolutely right like go surfing after exactly like their lifestyle. They don't they don't feel like losers They the Chargers the one time they went to the AFC and maybe it's nothing They might have gone a couple times, but member Phil Rivers had a fucking torn ACL played on the tour

They played on a tourney. Nate Cating was at the yeah, Cating game, dude They were that yeah, they were 14 and 2 11 and 5 13 and 3 12 and 4 fuck And they fired Marty shot and Hymer. Yeah brought in Dorval man the Chargers. It's tough Don't get me wrong. I think that what they have to do is just they need to burn Boltman's costume at the stake. Yes, I tie it up like it's Joan of Arc Put a bunch of kindling underneath it Yeah, maybe even like rig some sort of robotic thing on the jaw So it looks like it's screaming when you light it on fire and just fucking send that thing up and blazes and the so the

Broncos are frisky Yes, the reason why they're frisky is Vic Fangio is such a good defensive coach I think their defensive coordinator actually didn't coach today because he had Cocoa and Vic Fangio is like I got it Vic Fangio looks healthy as ever. We're not there with a giant band-aid over his entire nose Yes, it looked like he pissed a kidney stone out of his nostril But I think that you know the Broncos they might officially be in the frisky category where it's like you don't ever count out the Broncos Don't count out drew lock. They're three and four drew lock

He went from having moxie to now. It's like he can win you a game Yeah, if you need him to and they're playing don't ask him to do it too much and they're playing the Falcons next week So they could go to four and four there you go. Whoa, there you go drew moxie lock That last the last drive was good, and then it was always it was nice to see drew lock dancing around doing Yeah, like yeah, who does he who's he wrapped to? I'm looking at bubble like Bubba knows GZ. Yeah, so he was he was doing like little GZ dance again, but there were a lot of drew lock haters out there in the first half Yes, and just I want you to know I saw you. I saw you. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, yeah, it was a nice drive

All right, I think the entire fourth quarter he played pretty well. Yeah, no, no, he did he did he came back You he looked bad and he came back. It helps that Jerry Judy is a fucking monster. Yes, so good. So good All right Seahawks 49ers so DK Metcalf I don't know what else to say about him the 40 the Seahawks are fucking the fact that like Tyler Lockett had the game he had against Cardinals and then DK Metcalf is like now my turn. Mm-hmm, and that run that that Pass he took for a touchdown

was That was like prime Odell Do you remember when Odell would take like a slant and it looked like he was jogging and everyone was in slow motion He took that pass like a seven-yard pass I think it was like a curl route and then just ran through their entire defense looking like he was jogging going by everyone That's what's crazy is he's gotten so good at running the straight line nine route and just burning everybody that the cornerbacks He doesn't have to be good at doing the curls anymore because the cornerbacks are so afraid that he's gonna keep running Right, or that he's gonna chase after them and tackle them in the open field

They're just gonna assume that he's running towards the end zone. Yeah, so he comes back It was it was a pretty good route I don't get me wrong and then the the cornerback kind of fell down and then DK much to everyone's surprise Ran to the side directly across the field and then made another 90 degrees He made 180 degrees worth of turns on one play it was for him. It's like he's got to be dizzy after that Yeah, it was incredible. I mean, he's he's special and the Seahawks like their defense kind of figured it out a little bit And yeah, I don't know the Seahawks are are very very good and then on the other side the 49ers I think this is just gonna be the 49ers all year where they lose a game get injured

They might they'll probably lose by like 50 next week and then they'll win like three in a row Yeah, you'd like oh the 49ers are back. Do we just we skipped over CJ Bedford today? We're like we're going right to come boy Nick Mullins. Yeah, and he did okay. He had you know, he had a couple touchdown drives Yeah, I think I really over so when when Jimmy G goes out injured It's always nice because Nick Mullins ceiling is like a 65 percent. Maybe 70 percent of Jimmy G Yeah, so they actually they improved when he came in as the backup for him Who knows how injured Jimmy G is and then Greg kid will obviously go in the locker room. I think he's okay I don't know. I don't know. So I hand up. I hope he's okay. This is gonna shock you guys

I missed I missed this one too. I thought this this is my other wamp into the week Yeah, and the 49ers they got warped they got warped physically. Yeah, physically They got they got pushed around a little bit and the 49ers have a tough stretch coming up So I don't know like they have they have the Packers Saints Rams Bills That's gonna be this could this could with their injuries The fact that they're four and four right now is pretty incredible with all their injuries But it feels like they've they came back after that Dolphins game and beat the Rams in the in the Patriots Can they come back again? If they played the Steelers schedule? I think that they would be probably like six and one

five and two Steelers get a serious beat the Titans in the fucking Raven. Yeah, but besides those games, okay? I think the the Niners are I mean they're they're kind of they got scheduled fuck wait No, but hold on there their wins are the Jets and the Giants are two of their wins Mm-hmm, so and they've also gotten to play the Eagles and the Dolphins So I wouldn't say there's totally I think they're scheduled fuck They've won all the games that they're supposed to win but then well They should have beaten they should have beaten the Eagles probably and probably the Dolphins maybe they were like ten point

Maybe maybe I just I think the 49ers are gonna be that team that I get stuck on all year Where I think that they could come out and beat literally anybody in the enough No, they have to get they they have not been scheduled fuck They are about to get scheduled fucked they did they have not had a tough schedule up to this point But they are about to they're about to have a fucking really tough schedule Yeah, they Seattle's just fucking good and there's so much fun to play. I wish they were in prime time all the time All right

That is all the games you want to get to Dion. Let's do it. That's all the games Yeah, that was all the games. Oh happy. No, not November. Are we doing that this year? Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do no November. What is that not all the games? What's it? That's it We can say Jake but then a football money football. Yeah. Oh also the Bears against the Saints Bears played the Saints No, that didn't happen. Oh, it did happen. It was almost tie. I was hoping for a tie I think America was rooting for a tie or at least I think that was all the games for a second No, yeah, you did for a second big cat. I think we do it

I think we literally do this every single week when the Bears lose. No, we usually talk about them earlier That's it if they play at one o'clock Everybody wanted a tie. I wish there was a tire at least I wish that big cat had had like a more heartbreaking way to lose instead You just kind of lost. No, it was actually like a no It actually kind of was heartbreaking because well This Bears team is just so it they are they are not Good enough to be like good like for me to be like oh this team is good and They're not bad enough to just straight up suck

So they just put you in that zone where it's like every single game I just go up and down a roller coaster being like oh here we go that first half up until they went into prevent defense for God knows What reason? They played a perfect first half and I was like wow this Bears team This is legit then they suck if they come out in the second half They fucking delay a game punt Javon Whim's fights a guy without him looking what no everything falls Alan Robinson loses his mind. I'm like no this Bears team sucks He tapped him on the face mask got his attention and said I'm about to hit you and then he hit him twice

Yeah, the sucker punch tribunal rules it not a sucker punch They and they so then they that happens and I'm like wow this is the worst coach team This is a fucking joke of a team Alan Robinson's like he like left the sideline the offensive sideline to like be Upset because he can't believe that he's got another quarterback. I can't get him the ball God bless him for just like being there every week and then they come back and they tie the game and fucking Cairo Santos is now like an asset. He's like good. I actually feel good about a kicker Oh, and then they no way that ends poor. Yeah, and then I want to mark that time stamp

And then they almost sacked Drew Brees like 16 times and over time and lose and it's just and I said This is why it was painful because when the Cole Comet play happened, which was a very lucky Fortunate bounce for the Bears to have that called forward progress down when he clearly fumbled I said out loud. Well, at least it wasn't a painful death Yeah, and then we had like 25 more minutes of football if you could watch every single Bears games Game this season without any knowledge of what has happened so far this season So you like every game you're actually zero and zero in your own head You would probably be happier because you just be like this team stinks, right?

And then if you got a win you'd be like, okay, that's lucky that we got a win But the fact that you've accumulated a number of lucky wins means that you're always kind of in on it You're always kind of like five and three. I'm not gonna apologize five and three is still in on it and please apologize I feel so bad for this fucking defense. This defense is so good This defense kept kept on holding the Saints to feel goals This defense balls out every single week and the offense just sucks It sucks they can't block for shit They like try to run the ball and they can't run the ball Matt Nagy and his stupid fucking dork plays suck

I feel bad foals is like Nick foals sometimes like I actually do I think you just don't put them in until you need a drive at the end of the game because there are times when it's like He'll just take a 20-step sprint back drop and throw an intercept. She's like, where's this ball going Nick? I feel bad for Matt Nagy because that little hard count play He's a fucking no, I think no I feel bad for him because he isn't aware that he's a doofus and also I don't think it's his fault that he's a doofus I think I think he's just naturally dumb that little hard count that he pulled in the third quarter Yeah, it was like what fourth and four fourth and two fourth and two and at like the start of the third quarter

Yes, from his own 20 yard line 16 yard line sent his sent his offense out there Had them run a play to try to draw the defense off sides Which they obviously didn't do Then best case scenario you have to take either delay a game penalty Back you up five yards for no reason or you burn a time out at the start of the third quarter And I feel bad for Matt Nagy because in his head He was doing something insanely smart like that's it in Matt Nagy's brain So that is something that a smart person would do so his idea of what a smart person is is so far from actually being

What a smart person really is that I don't think it's his fault. I think he's I think he's just got an extremely low IQ He's he is essentially Playing every game he's playing chess and he says to himself checkmate and then the other teams like what like you just left Your queen exposed checkmate to you or King King exposed. I don't play chess King's king checkmate to you And then it happens. He's like what happened. What just happened. I thought I had checkmate. Yeah, like he I Queens game at fire show Queens game, but I'm gonna watch it All I'm just gonna read in the Keem Hicks I say it's like he's playing chess against a dog, but he falls asleep every game and time expires on it

Just sucks man. It sucks. I can't this team is so they are such a fucking like parody of every Bears team where it's just Painful to watch them play offense and so enjoyable to watch them play defense and when you put it together It just it's such a shitty like this is really the only thing you just need Devin Hester That's really the only thing that like is missing that like could make this a full-on Bears team where it's like, okay Now really all we want is to play defense and get punt returns. You're bright. Yeah When your defense does even when you happen to give up a touchdown It's also well, guess what they're gonna kick the ball to the master next right exactly

So I a key mix that afterwards afterwards you got to let it hurt sometimes you got to let it hurt So that's it and it hurt. I fucking I can't believe I keep like doing this where I keep buying back into this team When I know they're not that good, but their defense is So and like I said about the Packers I'd rather play man football and suck then play soft-ass candy-ass football. That's right and win a bunch of games And Ellie Golding song. Yeah, gotta let it hurt exactly gotta let it hurt Yeah, let it hurt also Troy Aikman like can we make sure that Troy Aikman doesn't ever call another Bears game because he was Physically in pain watching it. He even said at one point like this is so frustrating to watch

Cuz it was that soldier field. He's like this is a tremendous waste of taxpayer money. Yes. Yes, he could he couldn't fucking handle it He was he actually said that he's like I can't I this is frustrating and the and the Bears still can't get plays in Oh, so can't get plays right the headset was broken It's crazy I want to put some respect to Sean Payton though because the timeout that he called was an extremely Relatable one the one where Cole Comet fumbled and Peyton calls a timeout. Yeah, there's nothing that he can do to overturn the play Because it was the refs ruled that his forward progress and stopped so you can't go back and challenge that and say no after that There was a fumble. We recovered

But Sean Payton just essentially called a timeout because he was mad Frustrating he called a timeout because he was mad and then he wanted to make the refs watch the replay on the stadium Jumbotrons So they could see exactly how mad he was getting yes over their mistake Which I always love it when a coach says that I am a big big Detractor when it comes to coaches taking a timeout to think things over Yep, I think that you should just go with what your balls tell you mm-hmm in that situation Don't take a timeout You're just gonna overthink it

but I'm a huge proponent proponent of calling a timeout just because you're angry and Wanting a ref to know exactly how angry they are and how badly they're fucking you over. Yes. Yes More 4 p.m. Games for the Bears. They should be clear. All right, whoo It's for his own sake. I just have one question for the Saints good win for the Saints hard win But to Saints fans kind of see what everyone else sees and that Drew Brees like there are some throws sometimes where he just like There'll be a guy wide open ten yards on the field and they'll just throw it in the ground using pitcher lingo He doesn't have his best stuff anymore. He's not out there shoving he That the Saints have a ceiling and it is Drew Brees's arm

And it's kind of been that way for the last couple years and I don't like I don't know I just like He did enough to win the game and the Bears had some baffling defense at times like with that You know, like I said going prevent the end of the first quarter or even first half But that's got to still make you a little nervous because I don't know if the Saints are good enough to have every game being the dome and That's the dome is different when there's no pain But still it's there's no there's no weather and everything so like I feel like old quarterbacks aren't gonna do well in the weather In like December, what's gonna happen though with Michael Thomas is he coming back? Are they gonna?

Oh, yeah, Javon whims definitely got paid by Michael Thomas to punch see CJ Gardner Johnson who Wanted to so we were with our new newest hire a parcel Ben Mintz who's a Louisiana guy Old Miss grad and he said that CJ Gardner Johnson tried to legally change his name to cd deuce cd deuce Do you remember him? Yeah in the preseason. Yeah, I like that cd deuce either that or Michael Thomas was doing scout team whims Yes, and prepared him extremely well by sucker puncher. That was so weird. It was really weird Fuck was he doing has to be something that happened, right? What was he doing? So I kept my eye on what's his name Gardner

CD deuce CD deuce I kept my eye on CD deuce for the rest of the game and After every single play was over. He does something that makes somebody want to punch him after every play Yes, he is he doesn't have a punchable face. We looked up his face his face looks perfectly fine Like a punchable air about him after plays. Yeah, he and so I guess right before that He like went up and he poked the poke Alan Robinson I think so he just like poked him which is annoying as shit Yep, if somebody gives you a wet willy you should be allowed to stab them in the throat

I agree like you need to escalate that shit yesterday. Yep But I don't know if whims was going up to just like take him out because he saw the wet willy or the finger poke or the point I don't know or if he was just like Michael Johnson or Michael Thomas paid me or if he was like You tried to snatch my chain. I don't know it was there was some serious violence. It was very weird But yeah, the Bears are just they're not good But when I say that I mean I said it right after Monday night football I was like I love Bears plus four against Saints. They covered. I love bit. I saw the line Bears plus six against Titans

They're gonna cover that. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they're fucking good. You might win They're they'll cover they'll be in every game and I will keep believing and I will keep thinking that they're like Just gonna turn the corner and that offense is gonna click at some point Matt Nagy's gonna be a genius and the line's gonna block and Nick foals gonna be Super Bowl MVP Nick foals None of that is gonna happen, but in the back of my brain my stupid dog brain I think it's still possible. You know what Matt Nagy's best hope right now is just to randomly put quarterbacks out there on any given drive I think I think they should actually go back to you've got a chance You've got a chance at putting Nick foals out there randomly in like the middle of a third quarter

Where it's one of the good Nick foals drives and same thing with Mitch like I'm out there in the first quarter and have him do some more Mobile stuff. I think they should go back to my edge. Yes, because they're field in half Mitch At least can use his feet and it's like I think I don't think Nick foals is playing Right now Nick foals not playing better than what Mitch risky was what plus if you keep switching quarterbacks You keep getting that spark. Yes, right? Yes, you need a spark by putting them back up. Sure. That's true All right, let's get to Dion and then we'll wrap up real quick with football guy the week and who's back of the week This interview with Dion is brought to you by our good friends at Dude wipes It's sponsored by Dude wipes. They are the original flushable wipes for guys

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the Steelers go into Baltimore and Win a gutsy game like that was a game that if you looked at the halftime The Steelers looked a little lost on offense didn't think that they had any rhythm They come out in the second half they win that game your thoughts on that and maybe give me some thoughts on Lamar the thrower Not having his best game. Well, I'm upset with Lamar the runner Fumbling the ball in the red zone, which was game changing game altering It was a wrap when something like that happens. It's not going to end well

Now you're behind and you've got to throw to come back and that makes you one-dimensional and that's tough These guys are not a one-dimensional team that can throw the ball When expected they're not like that. The only way they have success throwing the ball is the the objective of run When you're thinking Ron they throw you think and throw they run they keep you off balance and they didn't have that today Yeah, no and and those two interceptions he threw were very very bad. Obviously the pick six was really bad I also I saw that their offensive lineman who I think just got paid His name is escaping me got hurt Are you worried at all about the Ravens offensive line because that's kind of where it all starts and they miss Marshall yonder Hall of Famer

Who retired after last year, but is that a bigger issue? It was Ronnie Stanley got carted off Is that a bigger issue going forward where you're like they might not be able to do What they want to do in terms of running the ball running the ball running the ball now that the issue for me going forward Is they're gonna be a good offense. They're gonna control a clock. They're gonna keep that Going because of Lamar and his running prowess, but defensively They play good, but they didn't they weren't lights out They made some true mistakes defensively that they don't normally make this has been a really dominant defensive team

And they didn't show that they didn't play that display that today They didn't in the first half, but I second. Mm-hmm. What about up in the NFC north We had the Packers and the Vikings Vikings went 28 to 22 Wow, they had the perfect formula that we like to talk about on this show a great Vikings Blueprint for victory is just limiting Kirk Cousins throwing the ball. So they they fed Dalvin cook. He had 30 carries Cousins attempted 14 passes Completed 11 of them. So he had an okay game But is this is this straight up like an indictment of the Packers defense or is this one of my favorite words an aberration?

Are we gonna see the good Green Bay Packers next week? No, you're gonna see the good package I think it was there do for a letdown and they Unestimated the Vikings you got to understand interdivisional rivalries are everything it doesn't you can throw the records out the book But the Vikings had been laying down all year long So we did not expect this to happen up under no circumstance But they were prepared Jim had them prepared they went out there They did what they had to do come back with a victory Mm-hmm, dude, would you say that the Vikings are the best bad team in the NFL? Oh

That's that's that's a pretty good statement Thank you. Oh, no, I'm not gonna. I'm not gonna say that. Well, that's a good state We can throw out a couple other teams give us your best bad team because I actually think the Broncos today They look dead in the first half and they come back and win that game. That's a very good horrible team You guys try to be little me and make me feel bad When the Cowboys have run the Wildcat in the pros, there's a problem You guys try to be little means they're trying to make me feel bad because I told you that was going to be a really good game It was gonna come down to the wire. Do you not say that he did say that he did say that

So are the Broncos on your very? Good bad team less. They're a good bad team. The Broncos are a good bad team The best good bad team has to be without a shadow of a doubt It's it's a tie between the Cowboys and the Falcons. They're good and bad I would not count the Cowboys as being a good bet what games have you been watching the Cowboys? The Cowboys are a shitty bad team. Yeah, the Bengals are a good bad team. The Bengals are a very good No, they're not yeah, so you expect the Bengals to lose and when they mess around and win you say oh, man They've been in every game though. They have been in every game

They have a bad offensive line a lot of injuries and they beat a Titans team That two weeks ago everyone was saying look out for the Titans the Titans are gonna be an AMC, you know contender the title What do you what what are your thoughts of the Titans kind of falling back to earth here with a stealers loss that everyone can? Stomach and a Bengals loss that you can absolutely not stomach the Titans are just uncertain You just don't know who they're gonna be from week to week You don't know their true identity. You think they're running team No, but the quarterback has been really playing really good football throwing the ball You think they're dominant defensive team then the bless you didn't they give up certain things defensively you just don't know

Who they are they truly don't have an identity and that's not a good sign for a good team They don't have an identity. You can't count on nothing that they do right now. What about stick with the AFC West right now If we're just going with let's throw Patrick Mahomes out the window. Okay, let's say we're just talking about Derek Carr Herbert and then to lock Between those three quarterbacks going off like their current situation right now I'm talking the the salary that they make, you know the cap implications all that stuff out of those three guys Who would you want to be your quarterback right now? I'll take car Because I know what I'm gonna get. I don't know what those other guys gonna do. I don't I'll take car

Would you take Herbert over lock right now? Yep in our RV? So yeah, yeah, I mean that was that was good game a good comeback game for Drew lock He still wasn't super accurate, but it was a good. I mean the fact that they came back was was impressive So we talked before there was a ton of wind today. There's a ton of weather from a player's perspective Can you rank like the weather and how much it sucks and how it can affect like whether it be wind rain or snow? How it affects game plans and just wanting to be out there. Okay? Can't like a team like Kansas Kansas City who throw throw throw win or or rain is I wouldn't pick up I wouldn't pick up like a team like the Saints who played every game in a dome except this one

It is if it was really really cold and windy I wouldn't have picked it when you guys told me what the temperature is gonna be I was waiting on that I wanted to know what the temperature was gonna be I wouldn't pick up like a Florida team going to play In East Coast or somewhere where it's really Midwest and it's really cold I don't pick them in those type times of year. I don't pick them in November and you were a long sleeves guy It has ramifications. Yeah, you were a long sleeve. I was a long sleeve guy. I Was I think I played in one game that was like 15 or 12 degrees. That was in Green Bay And it was horrible. They beat the brakes office. It was miss. Did you wait to get back on the bus?

Did you ever think about becoming a no-sleeves guy like weren't you afraid that people would look at you like Deion soft? No, they call me with six and zones may break my bones or worse than ever Yeah, so can you tell though like could you tell when you go to Green Bay? It's 15 degrees. Can you look around in the locker room? You're like, nah, we don't want this like this is not I didn't go No, no We didn't wait till we got to the locker room We got there today before and they wanted us to walk out there on the field just to get a feel of it We didn't get off the bus like no

No, you know, the specialist go out first to catch punts like no, I'm not going out there I'm not going out there till it's time to play. I'm not doing it. Yeah, why? Why see that's the type of stuff that I love to like learn about because that's the human element of Watch out when we get to November and December these teams You can you can pretend it doesn't matter, but it absolutely does is a warm weather team going up north They don't want to play in that they don't want you know how you you're big on the little hands Yeah, always mess with you, but the little it okay You got to be big on the some quarterbacks cannot play in the cold

You cannot play do not pick up like that's the kind of stuff You got to really check their records when it's when it's cold it cannot perform Yeah, does that mean they're gonna be worth the dark like where they're from like a Cali boy can't play in the cold mostly Yep. Yep. Did you have those conversations with Troy like hey Troy? How are you gonna be able to play? It's like 30 degrees outside. You're used to you know 70 degrees every single day. Well He had five Pro Bowl is on the line and the guy named Emmett Smith. So it made it easy for him. That's true I'm sure that you saw today, but there was a little there was a skirmish The boys were getting chippy today in the in the Saints Bears game

And it was the dude CJ Garner Johnson He's a guy that actually got punched in the face by Michael Thomas in practice And he got into it with Javon whims. We've asked you if you've ever punched somebody wearing a helmet We should ask you from like the quarterbacks perspective Have you ever been punched like in the site in that ear hole? No when it's cold outside because I imagine that would sting a little bit I've never been punched period. What have punched several men. You've never been hit too fast Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I too much respect I don't I don't give off that by that. You can try me like that. I'm good with these things as we say in the hood

But no, I've swung I've swung on many men many men. I Feel like it's the more fight tape. Yeah, I guess the more fight tape out for me. Yeah, I need to hit you I think I need to be the first person to ever punch Gion Sanders You will you we will be in court because I would pay I would pay Oh Man, I should at least try it. Yeah, I mean Unbelievable that you've never been punched. I've been punch several times. Okay. We'll try it because you provoke that you guys provoke Yeah, I just figure everyone has a plan

Yes, Dave does provoke that They provoked they provoked someone to palm his face. He wants somebody to palm his face and just throw his head Um, all right, so my last question is so Coming away from week eight. We still got a couple games. We're watching Sunday night football Monday night football But has give me like your top three teams and has it changed all because we had the Packers lose obviously Ravens loss Seahawks bounce back nicely. So what's your what's your top three? My top three is Casey. Okay is number one I would say Seahawks probably are number two. Okay

Packers is still is three. There's no I don't care about the box Aberration. No. Yeah. Yeah, the Packers is still three and then it would have to go between probably Yeah, the Steelers and Baltimore is probably for they're still right there with one another well one team one today and one team Lost so yeah, yeah, but it's still right there. They're still right there Okay, because that game could have went either way. It could have went either way Yeah, but it didn't and the Ravens have played games against the Chiefs and Steelers. They've lost But you gotta say with that game you gotta say, okay They came down the stretch and these minute mistakes they can fix that these are fixable things that they lost

These are very fixable things that they lost with so really Sometimes the better team don't win. It's the better team on that day. They made all the plays that wins But the better team to do to me today didn't win. All right, Dion. Thank you appreciate it. We'll see you later this week and Yeah, go Cowboys Gucci denouche All right, let's wrap up we got football guy of the week and then a quick who's back Football guy of the week is brought to you by our friends of Phillips Norelco

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Make out with his wife Dan Mullen is on a nice little hot streak of football guy stuff because he also was like after they lost the text A&M and text A&M had a bunch of fans in the stadium. He was like fuck this. This is unfair. I want the swamp packed Yeah, I want to pack the swamp real questions Do you think that Dan Mullen's knew who Darth Vader was when he put the helmet on because that's not very much That's not a football guy to know like you remember when somebody asked will must champ if he was like a Jedi Knight to Nick Yes, yes, he was like I don't watch I don't watch movies. Yeah, I think he probably thought it was like the scream mask Yeah, definitely lastly Browns water seeker Richard Higgins

He said he feels so close to Baker Mayfield that he feels like his quote mama gave birth to him. Whoa Whoa Showing your relationship. Yeah, that's a little disrespect to his own mom. Like how would you feel if you? Squared out something the size of a watermelon through something the size of a wallet and then he's giving that credit to somebody else I feel pissed off. Yeah, I would too. Yeah, all right vote in the poll Yeah, vote on the poll football guy the week presented by Phil Snell co one blade and use that hashtag trim it to win it Who's back of the week to end the show Hank? Are you over it? Yeah? I'm over it You that was you needed a moment. We've all been there. It was more because there was no sound

So I just couldn't believe what was happening. We had an explanation behind that Recording the entire time. It was a bunch of bullshit. It was bullshit. Um, but yeah, I moved on whatever My who's back the week is Mike Dantonie. Yeah, this kind of got swept under the rug I guess it happened on Friday, so we didn't talk about it, but the nets I mean the nets are gonna win the championship. How do they not why Steve Nash they signed Mike Dantonie as an assistant Oh, that's great. I'm Mari Staudemire So they're gonna be doing like the net there's gonna be running like scrimmages against the nets and like the coaches versus the players

It's yeah heated battle. You know what I like about this is you're taking Mike Dantonie And you're just kind of taking away like all the day-to-day Real boring types of responsibilities that he has when he's a head coach and just being like go come up with the weirdest Shit that you can do as an assistant. Yeah, he's like their director of creativity He's gonna come up with the most fucked up styles of offense ever to bring to Steve Nash And so I'm looking forward to the next issue This also just has the makings of like a Hollywood movie ending where it's like these guys revolutionized basketball They never want to title together and now they've won a title together. Yep. That's definitely what's gonna happen

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Wear the sticker after you vote so we know you vote for you vote for masks They should give away that they should do the mask That's a sticker instead. I voted mask. Oh, just a huge one. Yeah Or just a sticker sold that how about a sticker that says vote and you put it over your own face So you shut the fuck up about telling people to vote or wear or a sticker that says my mask is up here Oh, and you look at your chest like yeah, I would also wear a sticker of normie Yeah, I would too. Mm-hmm. We should make buttons. We should or Mercia. Yeah, I would absolutely wear As long as the eyes were blocked out so we didn't know who it was. Yep a dog boner. Uh-huh. Just to shock people

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Yeah, candy corn. I like I like the orange peanuts. Mmm circus peanuts. Yeah, I like the candy pumpkins I like black licorice. Mm-hmm. I think that's our Mount Rushmore Put that on a graphic will you Liam Circus peanuts black licorice candy corn and what's it the candy pumpkins candy pumpkins? Those are our four for top part of my takes Mount Rushmore candy all tied for number one. Yeah, and then my other who's back is We like him he's our guy he's one football guy the year but The knives are back out for Jim Harbaugh That was a tough tough weekend all around for the Harbaugh clan. Yeah, that was a tough one

So losing two rivals never good. There is something about Jim Harbaugh that he attracts Such like visceral negative energy when he fails That is like it's shocking some of the articles I read. They're very mean very very mean Yeah, so he doesn't beat Michigan State ever or Ohio State ever and they totally aren't what they think they are whatever Try not to be as mean, but There is close to being what they think they are as they have been in a long time No, no, no not anymore

Michigan. Oh, no, they're not last time Michigan was was closer than this to being what Michigan thinks that they are 1970 no, they so they obviously won the split championship in 1997 I they know they're they were The Harbaugh era has peaked and gone The JT Barrett when they were an inch away. That was the peak. Mm-hmm. They that Thanksgiving on the other end 2017 it's on the other end. Yeah, this is there. They are in Massive trouble now because they don't get recruits and I think this is actually might be close to the end For Harbaugh, but good for Harbaugh. He'll get like the buy a hundred million dollars to coach the Jets walk away

I will I'll also not coach Michigan for 30 million dollars or however much they're gonna pay him Yep, but if you're Harbaugh, you don't have to go to the Jets. No, you can go anyway You can shoot you can aim a little bit higher than Falcons. Yeah, you just need to get Like you had it With the 49ers you need to get away to get Greg Roman and Vic Fangio again. Yeah, that might help That's true. It might be part of and Jim Tomsula. Yeah, that might be part of what helped But yeah, that's it's bad. It's it's it's bad and we like Jim Harbaugh He's a friend of ours. I just all I'm saying is I think it's over. I really do like 24 24 and a half point favorites against Michigan State

Which is like in total overhaul mode with Mel Tucker Mm-hmm, and they lose like that and they have like an entire defensive scheme built around Cornerbacks playing man man Man-to-man football and they like just don't recruit them like everything's just kind of he doesn't have a guy The craziest thing about Jim Harbaugh right now is like he hasn't had a quarterback in an age when every quarterback transfers Like you can get a five-star in a second now because they all transfer like Justin Fields He wasn't he came from Georgia. You know what I mean? Like guys transfer everywhere. So it's just I think it's over It might be I think it might be but also you could just if you're Harbaugh

You can just point at 2020 be like yo, it's 2020. Yeah, like everything's kind of weird and fucked up right now But he did want to play. It's 2020. That's the problem. I know like you gotta you Nothing, you know, and like if you didn't have a team that could you could have saved your job If you didn't think your team was very good to just play the like I want the safety of my guys I just think that 2020 is a perfect excuse for anybody. It doesn't matter what you might not get fired this year But I just be like he's on the road 2020 was a fucked up year for all of us. Yeah, it doesn't really count What do you say? We just do it over any they play Indiana next week. Shout out Indiana the Rosebowl goes through Bloomington I think Indiana is gonna be favored which is when would when would you ever think Indiana would be favored over Michigan in?

Football football. Yeah, never. All right, Jake. Oh, no a big fuck you to the refs in the How dare you sir, how dare you it was a fun you took away number 71 The best play in the history of college football when 71 throws the ball two hands over his head Like 12 15 yards backwards brutal. It was the best play that I've ever seen fuck you also Who's back the week is Texas Texas is back. Yes big time back. Um, big J's doing their homework So Boston College versus Clemson. Oh, yeah, that's a tour happened to know the holder that he played multiple positions In college we're growing up. It was a son. It was that was that moment from a broadcasters You're I would say a super fan of broadcasters was that moment the greatest moment sports moment in your life

But it's like a good moment. Yeah, did you watch it as it happened? I Was walking back from lunch and tweeted at me and then I saw it like five Did you cry? No, I was like Cuz like their times I was watching it live I was like Joe must be loving this And he was very obviously very professional about it. Can you even say that's my son? That's my son, right? I thought he was a little well. No, he was professional

He was like he grew up playing quarterback. No every fucking kid plays quarterback and running back Yeah, I'm just glad that that was definitely like if like if he was if he was a regular player He wouldn't like he played quarterback and when he was in elementary school. I'm glad that To ruin that moment for him because yeah, Jason Witton definitely would have been like wait He has the same name as you like he would he would have absolutely Yeah, that that is insane Joe But yeah, I think that it actually worked out better for this to be the play that he got the call It's way better that it was like some scrappy. Yeah, like cerebral type fucked up weird scheme play

They get under dog. Yeah, first out in death Valley. Yeah, it's in death Valley If it had just been like a if it's something gotten out there and like caught a 99-yard touchdown pass for some reason it would not have seemed as cool as the way that they go DJ I'ma go leilu that guy's a real deal. We got a lay lay dude. He's got a fucking rocket. It reminded me of In San Juan when the Jets still home and Smalls was in the booth. Yeah Yeah, yeah Also DJ we go we go Leila is 250 pounds. I just want I want to remind people of that Do you know how big he is 20?

26 number eight. I'm taking eight. We on go lullay Never listen to this Hey Billy took what To 48 48 It's a bit never been used before 48. All right. Yeah, you got Chelsea Clinton fan. There you go. That's our show We'll see everyone on Wednesday remember Wednesday's a huge or Tuesday's a huge day NFL free agency and Wednesday max trade deadline

Yeah, big time. Yeah, I'm carrying Ryan Kerrigan. Where's this leader in DC gonna end up? That's what we're gonna be talking about. Also. How can we didn't talk about this earlier? DK Metcalf posting a or excuse me LeBron James posting a story on his Instagram Referring to DK Metcalf as baby brawn lamest thing. This guy's really good. He's baby I would be so pissed off if I was DK Metcalf. I'm gonna actually I should start being like What about your body and you're actually baby brah? Joe Rogan baby PMT. Yeah This guy's got something. Maybe I'll just have to start referring to DK as baby brawn when I want to piss him off

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