Pardon My Take - NFL Week 8, Fastest 2 Minutes, Kirk Cousins Season Is Over, The 49ers Are In Trouble And The Bengals Are Back

Episode Date: October 30, 2023

NFL Week 8. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then talk about every game from Sunday (00:00:00-00:09:58) Vikings 24, Packers 10 (00:09:58-00:23:30) Eagles 38, Commanders 31 (00:23:30-00:39:40) Jaguars 20, Steelers 10 (00:39:40-00:48:33) Cowboys 43, Rams 20 (00:48:33-00:58:01) Dolphins 31, Patriots 17 (00:58:01-01:10:07) Titans 28, Falcons 23 (01:10:07-01:21:16) Saints 38, Colts 27 (01:21:16-01:26:17) Jets 13, Giants 10 (01:26:17-01:40:43) Panthers 15, Texans 13 (01:40:43-01:43:31) Broncos 24, Chiefs 9 (01:43:31-01:50:25) Ravens 31, Cardinals 24 (01:50:25-01:55:23) Seahawks 24, Browns 20 (01:55:23-02:01:26) Bengals 31, Niners 17 (02:01:26-02:07:01) Chargers 30, Bears 13 (02:07:01-02:15:27) We finish with who's back of the week and our first big lottery ball moment with the new machine. (02:15:27-02:29:54).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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game time okay let's go It's part of my take. There's an about harshness for sports. Welcome to part of my take. Today is Monday, October 30th. Week 8. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. First, whoop in the new studio. Whop, whop, whop, whop. Sounds right. first whooping the new studio some spread we start in Pittsburgh where Travis ATN news network

Wombs gang gained his way to a tough 74 yards on Sunday as Trevor Lorette his two damn high is issuing eviction notices to all the hashtag analyst as he commanded the Jaguar's offense on a wet sloppy day Najibi nature said he down with OPP which today stands for out-spainful picket as he left the game with a rib injury Doug P.E.D. Erson was coaching with extra T as the Jaguars

Yes, the Jaguars have won five straight football games Jaguars 20 Steelers 10 We had over to DC where Sam Halloween came dresses a franchise quarterback throwing for four touchdowns with only one sack of candy Jalen Hertz got out of his garfunkel singing million Holy O down by the school yard as Joan scored his first touchdown in the Eagles jersey and Rod Rivera as such a bad coach it should be against the law it was against the law

because he's on his way I don't know where he's going as KJ Brown absolutely loved a manual Forbes man to man leaving Raul John happy with a win the Eagles 34 the commanders 31 Downed it was 38 31. We got a producer who's given a little confused look like the 38 points the Washington commander scored 31 points Unfortunately, our producers said you want a fucking go.

You see one fucking go. He was just waiting for the playoffs. I love ridiculous. You don't want to see these commanders into playoffs. If you aren't already better. Down to Big D where Daxian Bronson Prescott looked Albanian. As Sean McFaise said, hey, you're a PN all over me. The Cowboys took one look at the Rams secondary on Sunday

and said, fuck, that's delicious. Doran DeSantis Blaine had quarterbacks in Guantanamo this year, scoring his third pick six on the season. And Dallas showed a lot of force, Cumshin, as Mike McCarthy said, I think you should throw the ball. I think you should throw the ball to CD, Al-Alamah. And they did for 158 yards and two scores. Cowboys 43, Rams 20. I think you should throw the ball to CD Al-Alamah. They did.

For 158 yards and two scores. Cowboys 43, Rams 20. I started slipping to a Brandon Walker. I was a walker. What? What? Up to Green Bay where the Packers missed their best good Fred Bubba. Frank's as they were without a tight end again.

And Green Bay fans said, I'm not a very smart man today, but I know what love is and he stakes. As the Packers took another shot directly in the buttocks on their season, the big story from this game was the unfortunate injury to Kirk Cousins. But if there's one guy who knows how to look after the welfare

of a rich man like Vikings or Ziggie Wilk, it's the old gunslinger himself, Brett Far, who would be happy to take a break who knows how to look after the welfare of a rich man like Vikings owner Ziggy Wilk and see all gunslinger himself right far who'd be happy to take a break from his busy schedule of building volleyball stadiums to defraud the Vikings to the tune of a couple million dollars. The Vikings 24 the Packers. In Nashville where Deandre I Hopkins isn't waffling anymore serving up a short stack with three scores After skipping work for the last couple of months Derek Henry Lockwood has officially returned and will be working every weekend for at least the next three months

During his job it's incredible. It's the work for balance boom Titan fans are riding a huge will though after their rookie quarterback threw four touchdowns on the way to a win. Titans 28, Falcons 23. Down to Miami where Macklemore Jones found his game at the thrift shop. As he said, when I was in third grade, I thought I could play. As for Alabama, I wish I could stay. Ju-ju Smith, Amy Schuster, seems to have lost his role as the new plaything, and a Waddle-O-Red, a Waddle-O-White. As Tyrie, Hilly Joel, and Company continue to put out hit after hit, and Bill Bellencheck looked like he was going to have a hard attack, Mac, Mac, Mac, Mac, too odd. I know by now, the Patriot's suck.

Dolphins 31, the Patriot saw Dolphins 31 the Patriot 17 to the desert where Todd Monkendonuts glazed the Cardinals and gave them a cream pie filling Gus Johnson Edwards teamed up with Lamazarati driving his car into the endzone three times on Sunday the Cardinals made a furious comeback late when Tray Danny McBride said I play real sports not trying to be the best at exercising as he bullied his way into the end zone But it was all for not as squash jobs turned back into a pumpkin and Harbaugh's team played like a bunch of stallions Get it Get it

Ravens 31 Cardinals 24 what what Over to my Ohio where Pat sick my home's had the flu Ravens 31, Cardinals 24. What? What? Over to my Ohio where Pat Sikma Holmes had the flu. The COVID? No, he had the flu. Oh, so COVID. And Brussels Wilson didn't look good, but he was packed with vitamins. As he hooked up with Courtland, let's give him something to talk about for a touchdown.

Jekwan McMillian Dollar's Worther game made this loss very tough to wallow and for the first time since my good friend Barack Obama was president. The Broncos beat the Chiefs. They never did it when my good friend Donald Trump was president or when my very good friend Joe Biden was asleep at the wheel. Broncos 21 Chief troops 9. Standing on a corner, James Winston down in Nola, Such a fine side to see. It's all over my Lord, speeding in his fort,

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got a week eight to talk about. We got a lot of games to talk about. Just before we even get into the first game, I maybe it's age. My brain wasn't able to comprehend nine games at noon. It was a lot. It was overload. There was a lot of a lot of games going on at once. It was hard to keep track of all of them at the same time. But we barely paid attention to the Texans Panthers game. We had it on the side too. I think we watched it in the last like 10 minutes of the game.

We started tuning into that. But yeah, it's a lot of football. And listen, I'm never going to complain about too much football. I'm not, but I will complain about no buy weeks. I think that was kind of fucked up that they did that to us, because we had a nice rhythm, especially week eight. Right, and then you'd go no buy weeks.

We're like, wait, what's going on right now? Because I feel like we're creatures of habit. When you have no buy weeks in early September, we're just so happy football is back. When you have no buy weeks at the end of the year, there's some teams and games that you can completely ignore, because it's completely irrelevant. Right in the middle of the season, week eight, we're like truly finding out like, okay, these

teams are, season is over, this teams, you know, in a funk. It was hard. It was hard. It was difficult. We like to watch balls. A lot of balls. I came up with an alternate schedule that pretty much lasts from the start of September until the like mid-May, but you play one game

and night for that entire time. And then it's the summertime. And everybody takes a break. I, uh, it is also very funny just thinking about like, um, how great our lives are that like the, the, the biggest issue is like, yeah, what was, what was the hardest thing you had to deal with this week? Well, there are nine games at once. Yeah. Yeah, those tough, I was tough. Blake also had a squirrel this morning. Oh, sorry, nine games at once. Yeah. Yeah, that was tough. I was tough. Blake also ate a squirrel this morning. Oh, sorry. A rat. That's not you. You paid a rat. So I hope it wasn't poison. We're on Blake watch right now. When you say eight, do you mean it was swallowed?

It was never dead. It was dead. It was swallowed whole. He picked it up out of the grass. And then he started chewing something. I was like, Blake, get over here. And they looked at me and they just swallowed. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. He's fine. He's a growing boy. A lot of pros and error. Yeah, exactly.

All right. Let's get into the games. I would say the most important, not most important game, but most important story from week eight is the first game. Viking's 24 Packers 10 and it is because of the Kirk Cousins injury, which sucks beyond belief. Kirk Cousins tears as a killies He is gonna be a free agent next year. He also was playing awesome ball like he was On the precipice of being in the MVP conversation because of Viking started to win games

They've what they're now foreign three like they've they've rattled off some pretty nice wins or 4 and 4, and it all comes crashing down with the killies. I actually, I genuinely feel terrible because we have done a, we've had a long history with Kirk Cousins on this podcast where we've made some jokes, but I think the last year or so, we've appreciated him more than made jokes, and it sucks to see this happen when he was playing great football. Yeah, Kirk Cousins is a, he's a very nice guy and so if you know him, he's like impossible to root against. You get frustrated with him sometimes, but I do feel bad for, I never thought I would feel bad for Kirk on like the brink of another free agency because he's, you know, he's going to make a lot of money, but this is pretty bad timing as far as that goes. And I think it's more bad timing just because the Vikings were, he's gonna make a lot of money, but this is pretty bad timing as far as that goes.

And I think it's more bad timing just because the Vikings were, to start the season, I mean, they were my pinky team, to start the season, it couldn't have gone worse, and the way they've played in the last month, they are with the wide openness of the NFC, like they were probably gonna be a playoff team. Yeah. You know, they were winning games without Justin Jefferson,

their defense was playing well. Daniel Hunter's leading the league in sacks. Like all these things were starting to come into place for the Vikings. And then this happens is it's a bummer. It is, it's a very big bummer. I'm going to quote Flora here because he asked a very interesting question. He said, am I the only one thinking that the the Vikings should call Tom Brady? Hmm. I think he might be the only one. Yeah, he might be the, because you can, you can get your retweets off. You can get your cloud up in the event that any quarterback is injured just by being like, where's Colin Kaepernick? That seems like an easy one to do. You can do, uh, where's, where's Tim Teebo? Would, but go and straight to

Tom Brady for the Vikings. I don't, if the Vikings were eight, no, do you think that Tom Brady would, would, would entertain it? Let's, let's do you think the Tom Brady would would would entertain it? Let's let's ask Hank the Tom Brady whisper the Fuck the Vikings receivers are phenomenal. They're winning games without Justin Jefferson. Like I said, Jordan Addison when we do our rankings of best position groups all time It's it's probably gonna be Vikings receivers because it feels like they just get generational talent after generational talent. Justin Jefferson is that generational talent. And Jordan Addison is really damn good. And has been really damn good in his first seven starts

or eight starts. Yeah, I think Tom Brady, if there were eight, no, he would at least take the call. I think he would. He would take the call. He would take the call. Yeah, he'd be like, hey, what's up? And he'd say, thanks for the call, no.

Oh, I don't know about that. Okay. There were eight no, Hank. Minnesota. Yeah, you? And he'd say, thanks for the call, no. Oh, I don't know about that. Okay. They were eight no hack. Minnesota? Yeah. You're winning as soon as you were taking the call. I'm not saying the franchise history. You take the call, you check, open his phone,

look at the weather app and be like Minnesota. Oh yeah, because they play outside, right? Yeah, but he's living in Minnesota. Yeah, Tom Brady would never live in a cold weather area. That doesn't sound like something. You'd have to live in Minnesota for three months. I don't think he would do it. Okay. I think he'd take the call.

I think he'd definitely take the call. You would take the call and he'd say, I'm interested, what number? And then he'd be like, yeah, I can't do that. Yeah, sorry. But you maybe have Justin Jefferson called him. What are the Vikings gonna do? So Jerren Hall, sorry, BYU I believe.

Yep, because I bet on him and then Puket didn't play and I got smoked. These are bad memories. Jaren Hall back up. Who are they gonna, like Taylor Heinecke? I've got a couple answers for him. Okay, because I have a few names as well. Okay, Taylor Heinecke is one.

Yup. They should definitely inquire about him. Another one, Colt McCoy. And I keep trying to press Colt McCoy back into the league. I wanted to see him on the jets when Aaron Rogers went down. I feel like Colt McCoy would be good answer there. Let's see who else. Oh, Kyle Slaughter.

Kyle Slaughter, you had the best preseason quarterback of all time playing on your team, give Kyle Slaughter a shot. So like Floreo being the only one in a mention, top rating, you were definitely the only one to mention Kyle Sloder I am a hundred percent but they should be mentioning him. Kyle Sloder is a good player. He is a good football player. Give him a shot Yeah, Jacobi were set for sure. Yeah Hmm

I was gonna say Justin Fields that would be I think Tyson maybe Tyson Beijing maybe maybe they seen enough for him I'd like to see Brett farve come back just for one game and have him get absolutely destroyed. Just like, just wrecked. Haven't played against the Saints again and have him get just his face masks shoved into his nose. That would be fun. What if, what if, what if the Titans sold

as high as you possibly can sell them? We'll love this. Yeah. I don't hate that. He's phenomenal today. Tannahill, you could probably get Tannahill for the rest of your year. That's Kirk Cousins adjacent. Yeah, it's actually not a bad idea.

Yeah, like Kirk Cousins with, if he had like a partially torn Achilles, that's what you're getting. Yeah, if there was anyone to take this role for the Vikings, I would like it to be a Derrick car, Ryan Tannah or Jimmy G. What about this? Trade for Aaron Rogers. Oh, because the jets are hot right now, is that Will? Faster timeline on his Achilles. Exactly, get him back. We, because the jets are hot right now, is Zach Willis. Faster time on it as a kill. Exactly. Get him back. We've finished the whole process.

Get him in Minnesota. Yeah, and that would actually complete the Aaron Rogers to Brett Farmer. Yeah, so saying, yeah, yeah. So that's what they should do. Memes, what do you say? Do it. You like Zach Willis.

Memes is feeling himself right now. The jets, he's feeling himself of himself right now. He's feeling himself. He's walking around with his chest puffed out. Either way, the Vikings are playing Great Ball and now we don't know what's going to happen. Because it sucks a lot and they went into Lambo and that was never a game. And that's the other part of this story.

I foolishly thought this was the spot to back the Packers because it was the Vikings off a big win against the Niners The Packers look terrible turns out the Packers are just dog shit. They're just a dog shit team. They're bad Did you know that this was? It continues a 30 year 32 year Windless streak against the Vikings by the Packers unless they have Aaron Rogers or Brett far play It's a long time that they have and beat the Vikings without Aaron Rodgers or Brett Farf.

I have some, I think they call them insult stats. I somehow, or at the end of a lot of insult stats with the Bears, I found a couple funny insult stats that I wanted to share with you, PF. Kind of an ain't no fun when the rabbit got the gun situation. Uh, the brewers who got swept in the wild card have more wins in October than the green bay Packers. Oh, wow. That is interesting. One to zero. Yeah. That's interesting. Right. It's very interesting. The box who I think the box played tonight. So,

uh, it doesn't really matter because they were one and o going tonight their season started like four days ago uh... the box have more wins in october than the packers have touchdowns in the first half of all of october that's crazy the packers haven't scored a touchdown in ten consecutive first quarter half uh... first quarter first quarter half yes there quarter. A first quarter half. Yes.

So first and second quarter, five straight games, they have not scored a first half touchdown. There's no way that's right. It's right, it's right. And I'm actually gonna have Shane put these on a little graphic for me. I'm gonna tweet him out. It's gonna be great.

I also found one other insults that that kind of goes back and insults me, but I'm gonna say it anyway. PFT, did you know that Aaron Rogers in 2018 and 2019 combined those two seasons. So 32 games, he had six interceptions. Jordan love in seven games has eight interceptions. That doesn't sound like a good sign at all for the great. That's pretty bad They got to actually give George listen Jordan love. He doesn't have an offensive line. The kids got talent

You got it. You got to maybe extend them give them some more years Sure, he's this way to all the facts come out on Jordan love I Was gonna throw in one other insult staff, but it's I'm not going to do it.. You want to do it, do it. Well, no, you're not gonna like this. Oh, you're gonna insult me? Yeah, well, it's gonna be a double. I want, why would you do that? That's why I'm not gonna do it.

Go ahead, do it. No, I'm not gonna do it. No, fairs fair. I won't do it. Fairs fairs, just interesting, because the packers just stink. And it's gonna take a while for my brain to realize that they stink, but they fucking suck.

I was just gonna say, you know what, you know what, Wisconsin's won two games in October. Oh, okay. Yeah, they've won two. They've won two. Hey, well, guess what? The badgers are bull eligible. Yeah, there you go.

The packers are not as jam. You will see. We're gonna wait till all the facts come out on that one. Oh, okay. We're playing for a bowl. You guys ranked. I'm trying to look at, I don't see a number next. I mean, you guys are playing sunbelt today.

It's 23. Your best win is Virginia. It looks like 23. Who beat? UNC, pretty good. Who lost to Georgia Tech? Georgia Tech's a good football problem. UNC, great football problem.

The shine has come off UNC very quickly. We'll talk college football on Wednesday. But yeah, the packers are bad. They are officially a bad team. They are. Like, there's no, they're just, they're a bummer. Yeah, they're not, no fun to watch. Isn't that crazy? 10, 10, first quarter just, they're a bummer. Yeah, they're not no fun to watch. Isn't that crazy?

10, 10, first quarter, or sorry, first half quarters, they have not scored a touchdown. Yeah, that is crazy. That's so bad to start out every single game. And that's even including a by week where you think they'd come out hot and like, you know, everything dialed up. No, they just, they just put themselves in holes

and then Jordan loved try to escape them out until he throws an interception. So here's one's one step that I saw that I I didn't believe it first because when you think of the Minnesota Vikings you don't think of like perennial winners per ennial like closeout guys on the Vikings but they're 52 and one when they lead in the fourth quarter and their last 53 games. It's pretty crazy isn't? Yeah, that is pretty crazy. The one loss is the Blair Walsh game, where he missed, like, what was that, like, a 30-yarder? Yeah, against Seahawks. Against a Seahawks.

In that game, when it was, like, zero degrees. But the Vikings just don't lose. If they have a lead in the fourth quarter, they will win the game. Wow, that is actually a pretty impressive set. It's wild, right? Because you don't think of the Vikings as being like, they'll stop on your throats.

Yeah, don't give them a lead in the fourth quarter. Yeah, you think it's all like it's playing like weird close games, but no, if they have a lead in the fourth, they will, they will kill you. I don't know what, like, I was looking at the Viking schedule. I still think if they can get even anything out of Jaron Hall, like, it's got to be tough because Kirk causes was playing great, but they, they still could salvage some of their season. It will be interesting, because now what were one day away from the trade deadline?

I think it's Tuesday. It's the one here is a Tuesday. So they might start trying to unload some things. I got another guy, Teddy Bridgewater. Yeah. Bring him home. He's in Detroit right now. We're in number 50.

That would actually be perfect. It would be cool, right? It's a 10 to 4 pm Eastern. Tyson Page is just through his third interception of the game. He might not be the guy. He might not be the guy. That's okay. He's a fun guy.

He's a fun guy. We tested it. It's actually better. You know what? I'm laughing. You're trying for a draft fit. You're trying for the first overall pick. Well, not only that, but you don't want to have a QB controversy.

It gets all messy and people got to take sides and people got to argue and like, you basically have to walk around and have this conversation everywhere you go. Like no, it's fine. He's not, he's a, he's a fun moxie guy and he might be a backup for a very long time. He might have the itfacker. Yeah, that doesn't mean that he's good, but he's got the itfacker. Right, he gets rid of the ball quickly. Okay, so next game, next game, Eagles 38, commanders 31.

I'll start with some Eagles stats. And then you can tell us PFT how you're feeling. AJ Brown is absolutely ridiculous after the week two win against the Vikings when he was seen arguing with Jalen Hertz on the sideline. Remember, Jalen Hertz had to answer questions in the media. AJ Brown didn't speak to the media.

Since that moment, he has had over 125 yards in six straight games. And that is an NFL record. It's absolutely ridiculous how good he is. And the Eagles are better than the commanders over the commanders playing well. Yeah, I think that's probably a fair thing to say. It's going to be close game. So that's why Max Max you don't want to see us on the playoffs if we make as as the what six seed if we get in There's a six seed and you guys are well know then you'd be Trying to remember how the seeding works there. They don't want to play us. They have to be a true seed You'd be a seven seed and then you don't want to play us. Yeah, that's that's a fact Sam how had a great day today? Sam how looked up all the way. Until he did. This is, well, he threw one bad interception, but he also could have won the game a couple

of times. Terry McClure and had some bad drops. I'm more concerned about what it is Ron Rivera does on this team. There was a moment when the Eagles were driving. It was fourth and four. They completed a pass to Devonte Smith. Ball hits the ground. They rule it a catch on the field.

Rivera stands there on the sidelines with his transition lenses darkening, depending on whatever mood is at the time. It's like a mood ring for his eyes. Doesn't do anything, doesn't say anything. The Eagles sprint up to the ball. They run a play like really, really fast, get the snap off, then they ask Rivera after the game why he didn't challenge. And he said, well, I didn't see the replay on the jumbo tron.

So I didn't want to throw my flag. Is that is that how we're running things now? Where are your coach of ways to see it on the jumbo tron and decides whether or not to throw a flag and he's like, and then you know, the Eagles are sprinting up to the ball trying to try to run a snap. And so I ran out of time to throw. Why do you think they were sprinting up to the ball, Ron? What do you do here?

What does Ron Rivera do here? Is my big question. Verbal meme Michigan State and Ron Rivera, uh, the jumbo tron, let us down. It did. Yeah. The jumbo tron, let us down. Ron Rivera, let us down. It was, it's bad. Uh, we're going to be probably trading away either sweat or young by this time tomorrow when the show comes out. I heard that maybe better. I've, I've, I've just reached the point where I, I will be rooting for whatever team gets young or sweat.

Yeah. It's like root for your guys. So I like cheering for Trent Williams. When you're a really bad team, you develop all these different layers of cope and all these different habits that you pick up through years of ineptitude. And one of my favorite ones is just rooting for guys

that I used to root for. But I tell myself, you know what? It's more about these guys that were there's so much a part of the fabric of the community big cat when they were around. You want to see them do well. Yeah. We're gonna go somewhere else, which is why I was so disappointed when Tray Turner and Bryce Harper got out in the ninth inning.

That was tough for me personally as just a fan of the community. This is mean what you're doing. Um, but no, congrats, Max. You guys, you guys are a better team. Although Sam, how I do think, so here's where I'm at with Sam. How Sam how is the guy? He's, he played very well today. He is the guy. He was paying manning. He was amazing today. He might have been the best quarterback in the NFL this entire week. Like he was, he was that good. We'll love us. He was fun to watch. We'll love us. He was

telling her it's really, really good really good. Jalen hurts it. Okay. No, is he all right? Is he like fully? Jalen hurts played very well. Don't say he played very well. He did play very well. 324 touchdowns.

Yeah. No, he played very well, but he's not healthy. No, but that just goes to show how the heart of the lion that guy has. That's my guy. That's my quarterback. You can tell that he's not a hundred percent right now. Mostly getting on and off the field.

He's like hobbling to the sideline every time, but he just goes out there and takes hits and wins football games. That's your guy that you have his back. If anyone says they hope Jalen Hertz gets hurt, Max will just sit there on his hands and do absolutely nothing. That's how much of his guy is.

That's not true. I exactly what happened. It's starting speaking to. And he'll also like think about what he should have said like two days later. And then he'll say that. Sure, sure. I thought, yes. The French, the French actually have a term for that.

They call it staircase wit. Where like you make it down the staircase and you're like, ah, that's what I should have said. That's what I should have said. That's what I should have said. I'm gonna go back up. But yeah, Congrats Max. Eagles were, I think, a better overall team today, definitely. Our offense line played really well though.

Like, yeah, the only one suck. Yeah, it was cool. Like, when you give Sam Hal time, he can absolutely pick you apart. The Eagles took advantage of a ridiculously bad defense. And if you're, if you're Ron Rivera and you're, you and Jack Del Rio are apparently in charge of this defense.

Do you think that the best way to get the confidence of your first round pick up is to Cinnamon Man to Man coverage with AJ Brown again? Like that's exactly where he lost all of his confidence. Let's go out there and let's get a manual Forbes torched again on the outside. But played him tough, the Eagles are a very good team very good team Max. I also think This is the second time we've played the commanders

It's I've only watched commanders from start to finish two times Commanders look like a good football team I've only watched granders start to finish once they sucked. Yeah the bears True actually no the commanders all I've said this before. The commanders have a lot of really good players. They just as a cohesive team don't play like good football. Like, they have guys that are really, really fucking good at football. And then when you put them all together and have them stand on the same side of the field, it's like, wait, what happened? Yeah. Like, term of chlorine and Johan Dawsonon or great Brian Robinson is awesome. What do you think?

Logan Thomas is good. Sam Howell is good. David's line is good. What do you think the common denominator in all of this is? Coach. It might be the coach. It might be the coach. It might be Ron.

It might be the coach. Ron just needs more time. In defense of Ron Rivera, it's probably got to be a weird feeling to have ownership change. No, you're going to get fired. Like, everyone's had a job where they know like we know where this is going, we know where this is heading. It's kind of like Hank right now with Barstool.

Like we know where it's heading. We'll take our time and then off. We just aren't gonna like put in a lot of effort. What, you're doing your best run of very impressive right now. No, I'm not talking. You're not talking. No, but it is like if anything run reverse

should be commended as being a relatable guy. Like, you've had a job that you know that it's not gonna work out long term, and you kind of just mail it in. He's been checked out for, I'd say, like a year and a half. Yeah. So his job was basically to bring in some sense of stability to the organization,

because when Snyder was running the team, it was like every other week was a dumps or fire of epic proportions. And Rivera's job was just to go up there and be like, say the word like certainly a lot. Like we're certainly going to look into a lot of these things. And certainly this is a tough job. And you got to keep your eye on the big picture here. And certainly as a head coach, that's what I'm going to do. Like that was, he's very good at saying,'s like Roger Gadell in coach form. Is there a chance because I think the change of

ownership Rano vera knows how this works once the owner gets changed He's gonna bring in his own guys. He's gonna let the year play out Is there a chance Rano vera's an AWL and he stopped trying Because PFT kept on saying that the deal has been done. For last year and a half the timelines match up. There's a chance. The timelines match up. No, we saw him on the side of the road that time,

and he wouldn't get in the car. Well, I mean, we also were like, six deep in a car and we're like, hey, Ron, coach, get in the car. Yeah, but you know what? But if you think they do that stuff, you're like, oh shit. Mike McDaniel would have gotten in the car.

Yeah, that's sure. Like a fun coach. You would have sat on it a lot. Yeah, for sure. We could just be able to the trunk. We're able to, we're able to jump on a roller car. Yeah, I've been like fun coach. You would have sat on a lot. Yeah, for sure. We could just be able to the trunk. Very well. Very well. We would have jumped on the roller car.

Yeah, I've been like, this is my car now. Yeah. Rivera was just walking sadly by himself at the combine, like five blocks away from where any events were happening. That was, that should have been a clue. He probably was just going on a walk, clearing his mind, being like, what, so I need to sell my house soon. I gotta get on the market, hire a realtor.

I, my kids might have to switch schools. Nobody, probably was walking by himself being like this PFT guy said that deal was done. He put on T-shirts out and the deal hasn't been done. What are we doing here? I was right. I was right. So yeah, Rivera, he knew that he was going

going into the season two because he gave a preseason press conference where he said, you know, this is a very tumultuous time for the franchise. And I don't know if I'm going to be here next year. So my job is to set the team up with, uh, as good player. He, he, he sounded like he was checked out already once the season started. And he's certainly coached like a guy that's, that's a hundred percent checked out on everything. Yeah. Um, so I don't know what Josh Harris is. Emma is Max. Maybe you can tell me as, you know, he owns the 76ers. He's done, I think a great job. He got an MVP there.

I would love an MVP for the commanders. He's almost Eastern Conference final appearance. Yeah. He has the confetti ready to go at any given time. But I'm just curious to know, like from your perspective, will he fire a coach midget? Well, I guess he didn't fire Doc Rivers. This is so ditty. How how how how's Max been owned this much while we're talking about his 7-1-1 Team in the NFL right now record wise and we're just Finding a way to just twist the knife on it. It's all I have I'm trying to flex from the fact that I have to get a perm max. Yes. That okay

Yeah, you have to get a perm. Yeah, you have to get a perm. Where does where does one go to get a perm? Sport clips. Uh, okay. Yeah. Don't perm you up. I mean, it's so so firm. Permed. Yeah. Permed words. Yeah, you're going to look great. Max, uh, I will give you a chance here. You're seven and one. Jalen Hertz is hurt. Uh, Dallas. Yeah. That's the. We're on the Dallas. We're on the Dallas. So how are you feeling overall about the Eagles? Like just keep stay as healthy as you can and keep winning games?

Winning this week would be huge because then you got the buy coming up next week. You gotta get healthy. I still think there's probably gonna be a mover too. I wouldn't I don't want I don't want to say it. No say it say it's a podcast. Just say we may we may go after Derek Henry. Oh, okay. You do think that every good player belong. Yeah, yes. Yes. And that is that well, that was those were rumors are coming out great Kelly green. Those are rumors that were coming out like last week and then Kenneth Gainwell had the big fumble today. And they obviously don't want to put too much on Deandre Swift, so they want to go two backs. But if Kenneth Gainwell is not going to be the guy and Derek Gainwell is available.

What about Jonathan Taylor? Well, he's just signed a new deal. Did you see the, I don't know if it's 100% true, not that Kenneth Gainwell was replying to DMs during halftime? Is this true? Oh no, Matt. I did not see that, but I mean, I said I

literally never want to see Kenneth Gain well again. And then he actually had a pretty decent game after that fumble, but I still would you never want to see him again on the football fiol. What can a DMs we're talking about, hey? The guy said hold on to the football you fucking bum. Agreed. At 206. Waiter, these from Philly, Max Delente? I think so. I mean he replied, a little boy don't text me. Little boy. That sounds like a little boy. That was a little boy play. Yeah. That far was a little boy play. Okay, so no more Kenneth Gainwell. Yeah, and Beat Dallas. And Beat Dallas. Beat Dallas. That's going gonna be a fun game. Yeah, it's scary game But it's at home apparently the get in prices $500 right now. Well probably less than that in game time

Time last minute deal. You'll be fine. I got I have a hypothetical I verbalize this during the game, but I want to get everybody's opinion on this because I was thinking about we're watching the Browns game Simultaneous to win when the commanders were playing the Eagles. We have a very good backup quarterback on our team. Jacobi Berset. He has some history in Cleveland. He was pretty good for the Browns. They love him there.

If you were the Browns, would you take a trade? Jacobi Berset for DeShon Watson straight up right now. If it meant that the commanders would have to take on Dishon Watson's entire salary, would you like wash your hands of Dishon? No pun intended. And move on and say, okay, we're going to cut our losses. Dishon, there's a lot of money tied up for him. We know that Jacobi is like an average to maybe slightly above average quarterback. Maybe. It sounds ridiculous to say because Dishoni is like an average to maybe slightly above average quarterback. Maybe. It sounds ridiculous to say because Deshan Watson is like obviously his upside is way,

way better than Jacobi presets. But there's definitely a part of that front office that is like, we really fucked up with this contract. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think they would know. You don't think so? No.

Would the commanders want that? No, I'm saying, I don't, I'm saying I don't want No, you don't think so? Would the commanders want that? No, I'm saying I don't want it. You don't like Sam Howell. No, I said I don't want it. Oh, Matt, I have a good point. I have seen Sam Howell play two football games very, very well. I think Sam Howell's a good quarterback. Yes, you're not sold on.

What I just said, what I just said. Sam Howell the guy, I just know. We want rewind the tape. You guys are putting words in my mouth. I just said, Sam how is the guy? But you don't say with your heart. Sam how is the fucking guy? He's the most guy ever.

He is the guy, the guy. A guy. How he played today is better than I've seen a watch in quarterback play probably since like RG3's rookie year. Kirk cousins. Kirk cousins had some nice games in there. I would much rather have if you would ask me next season Sam Howe or bring Kirk back.

It's coming home. Oh yeah. Sam Howe. What about Sam Howe or DeShawn? Sam Howe. What about Sam Howe or Kill Williams? Sam Howe. Sam Howe or Drake May.

I don't know yet. They're such good friends. They would probably want to play together. I think Sam Howard is the fucking guy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm not only seeing the guy.

He's the goddamn motherfucking guy. Bitch. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. Is that good enough for you, Max? It's good enough for me.

Listen, hey, you know what? You know what? You've done thank thank you Max, thank you for doing this, because now I have realized that this season is a massive dub for me. Cause if I have the quarterback. I have the quarterback.

I have the quarterback. That's, I had no illusion of making the playoffs, maybe super creeped in my brain at one point. But going into the season, I did not think we were gonna make the playoffs, I did not have any expectation for it. We just got a new owner who rocks. Our old owner is off somewhere, into the season, I did not think we were gonna make the playoffs, I did not have any expectation for it. We just got a new owner who rocks, our old owners off somewhere probably like, I don't

know, drowning in the Mediterranean. And we have a quarterback, a franchise quarterback, I am happy with that. I'm very, very happy. I'm so happy. Yeah. This has been, I basically won the Super Bowl this year. It's definitely, when you found your guy like talking yourself into it for like three minutes like this, that definitely happened. Yeah. He's the guy. It's definitely when you found your guy, like talking yourself into it for like three minutes

like this, that definitely happened. Yeah. He's the guy. And also bringing up hypothetical trade situations where you trade for a bad quarter of a year. And a bad person. That was mostly a double win. That's what I'm saying.

Like I, that's how sourd I think the Browns are on this whole situation to the point where they would even entertain doing that. If it meant get ChicoBee Preset back. I don't know, maybe Brown's fans would think that that would be insane, but they do want Chico B. Perset back. That was more about that side of the equation, not about my side, because I do not want to show.

Didn't see it, yeah. It seemed exactly like that. It is. It is. If the commanders trade for Dashaun Watson, I won't watch another commander's game while he's a quarterback. How about that? Wow. How about that? That's huge. Don't want to take a stand. If the if the if the commanders trade for Dishon Watson, I won't watch another commander's game Well, he's a quarterback. How about that? Wow?

How about that? That's huge. Don't want to take a stand. Don't want many people in the media are talking about The commanders potentially trading for Dishon Watson. I'm just gonna say I don't want you don't want them Okay, next game. Oh the touch push failed. That was awesome Fumble. Yeah, you No, that's a failure. That's a failure. A fumble is a failure. The fumble, a fumble is a failure. I think that actually was smart by the Eagles.

Like, you know, you got to fail a couple times. That way the Stephen Chays of the world can stop crying about this play working all the time. And then the fake touch bush was also sick. Yeah. So that not, not the worst idea if the Eagles like through in a couple, couple fuck ups here in that couple wrinkles Yeah, I still I like to play yeah, I do too

It's a good play and you've seen teams start a copy it and it's just it's not the same. It's truly football Okay, next one Jaguar's 20 Steelers 10 the Jacksonville Jaguars have won five games in a row in a wet sloppy game Or Kenny pick it goes out with an injury Mitch Rissi comes in didn't play great a row in a wet sloppy game or Kenny Pickett goes out with an injury. Mitch Rissi comes in, didn't play great. Did the Bears just get the football? They're down 17. Maybe they did.

My big takeaway from this game is that the Steelers have a recipe with this Steelers team on how to win games. And it's to make it ugly, play defense and then have this heroic fourth quarter, like couple balls bounce your way and all of a sudden you're winning the game. When the recipe works like three quarters of the way and then it fails in the fourth because you know Kenny got hurt, they just look like a bad football team. Yeah. Because you watch the whole game saying, oh, it's only a seven point game. Ooh, Steelers are in this game. And then when it doesn't have me like,

oh, so you guys were just never planning on scoring? Yeah, the entire game. It was like the Steelers got him right where they want him. Yeah, right where they want him. Right where they want, oh wait, shit, the game's over. Yeah, and then so without the actual like ending that the Steelers have been to come accustomed to, it's like, oh wait, they actually kind of stink.

Well, it wasn't really the Steelers that lost the game according to Deonti Johnson it was the referees actually. Yes. So he said I know that we don't blame losses on the refs but they was calling some stupid stuff they should get fine for calling bad making worse terrible calls and stuff like that. That's how pissed I am they cost us the game.

I don't care what nobody says they cost us the game. So I actually agree with you said they said they must have got paid today, good today or something. Yeah, yeah. I don't disagree with Deonte Johnson that ref should be fined if they fuck up calls. Yes. And the fines should be public.

Yes. It should be a public like town square throwing tomatoes at their face. Or yeah, they could do that way or they could get on like a big like duck boat and go through Pittsburgh and just throw a bunch of like, throw their cash out in ones.

Yeah. Any stealers fan that wants to pick it up. The Jaguars are just a good football team. So five in a row and yeah, I think they are a very good football team. Hashtag P. Prisco was right. Yeah. They look, they're playing great football. They are a very good football team. Hashtag P. Prisco was right. They look, they're playing great football.

They do get the Niners off of Bye next, so that will be a good test for them. But even in a wet sloppy game, Trevor Lawrence didn't have his best game, but you know what? Urban Meyer, smart. Travis H. T. N. He drafted him in the first round. Everyone's like, you don't draft the running bad for that guy. Fucking is good at football. Yeah, he is. He won them that game. There was that one catch that he had though where he just decelerated it. He was trying to

sprint to the end zone. I've never seen a player get slower faster. Yeah, then Travis ATN did on that one. But yeah, he was, he was like running through the secondary all afternoon. And the Jaguars defense has been playing great ball. Like, I, yeah, I think, I think it's now become because every time a team like the Jaguars, like the Jaguars or the Browns, the Bears ever get good again. Like, there's certain franchises where if they get even the Lions right now, if they play good football, I think our natural belief is like, well, no, it's a Jaguar. So they can't be good. No, no, they're good.

They're just a good football team. It's no longer, yeah, it's just a Jaguar. They're a good football team. They are very good. Yeah, I would say they're a very good football team. Yeah. And Trevor Lawrence, he walked back his terrible towel comments, which I was a little bit disappointed to see if you go into Pittsburgh and you beat them after insulting the terrible

towel, you should then take that towel and do like what the Titans did, stop on it. Well, wipe your butt with it. The Jaguars did do that. Oh, they did? The Jaguars after an interception went in, like there was probably three guys went and stole towels out of fans.

I love that. Good, good. Which, that's a felony in Pittsburgh. Yeah. Those guys who got their terrible towels taken, they are within bounds to go hunt them down and beat the fuck out of them. That's theft technically, right?

It's theft, you have to. You have to highest to drink another man's possession. It's grand theft, larsamy. It's grand theft towel. It is. Yeah. Remember our coworker, Jen Simons,

who's a big Steelers fan and she had a terrible talent. She was like, I think we needed it for a skit once for advisors. And she was like, this has been passed down in my family like through generations. Like, this terrible towel means a lot. Yeah. You can't take someone's terrible towel on Pittsburgh. But I love the fact that they did it. Yeah. Like, I agree. It is theft of the highest order in Pittsburgh. It's like stealing a child. But I like stealing someone's child. But I love the fact that they're leaning into the rivalry with the towel because we haven't seen a man vs towel rivalry.

Like this since the Titans did it back in the late 2000s where they stomped on it on the field and then two years later, I think it was, who was it? Maybe James Harrison, Suplex, Vince Young and said that was for the towel later on. But you don't fuck with the towel. I like the football player vs was for the towel. Yeah, later on. But I, you know, fuck with the towel. I like, I like the football player versus towel rivalry. Yeah, it's, it is officially on.

And the Jaguars, I mean, the Jaguars have the Steelers number. It does feel that way. Yeah, it feels like every time they play. Um, and I, so the, so the Steelers play Thursday night. We'll see if Kenny's okay. They said they're going to monitor it. Rib injury. I thought it was a shoulder.

It was an old Drew breeze. Mm-hmm. I thought it was a shoulder was actually a rib. Yeah, I don't really know what to make of the Steelers. I think they're just gonna hang around all season. Win a couple, you know, win a fair share of games, but I'll never feel fully confident until I see their offense put together a full game where they look good and that even when Kenny was in today, it didn't look that way. I think I've read that it's been something like 50 games, maybe more than 50 games since they've had 400 yards of offense, the

sealers. And what I think is going to happen with this team, it's not going to be a surprise. I think they'll end up, they'll win a bunch more ugly games. They'll go nine and eight. And Mike Tomlin will still never have coached in under 500 team. Yeah. And then everybody in Pittsburgh is gonna be like, can we do something about mediocre Mike? And then everyone else is gonna be like,

he's never been under 500. Why would you fire a guy like that? And then we'll run it back next year. But they do have, I mean, they play the Titans and the Packers next. That could easily be two wins. Oh, Tyson Baygent, too, and the lost Neil. That's the worst.

Oh, the surrender. Neil, the surrender. Neil is always a bad look. Yeah. I don't care, you know, I know the game is over, but you can't surrender. Neil go out and sword. I hate the surrender. Neil. So PFT is here. A point that was the 54th Stray game. The Steelers offense failed to come close to 400 yards. That goes back to the beginning of the 2020 season. Yeah. It's been bad. It. Yeah, it's been bad. It's been tough offensively for Pittsburgh. And you keep you kept waiting today for like a strip sack by TJ and interception by TJ, a force fumble by you waited for TJ.

They even had that moment when her. We got the punch ball out and they got a fumble. Yeah, they couldn't capitalize score. It was again, it was a perfect, they were playing the Steelers recipe and then Kenny got hurt and the Steelers recipe fell apart. Yeah, when your defense sees a ball, you have to pick the ball up and score

for the Steelers to have a chance. And they do it a lot. At least get to the 10 yard ball. Yeah, get you within like an easy field goal right? Get you close enough that Naji Ayers can get stuff for three consecutive one yard gains and then kick a field ball. It'd be ideal if you got it to the two yard line so that Najiair's could have like barely a two yard gain on a swing pass. Yeah. And score touch. Yes. Yes. Okay. So Jaguars for

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They were very bad today in every fast of the game. I was right on this one. I was right on this one. The Rams are naughty. They are, we got fooled by the Seahawks week one. And then they beat two bad teams in the Colts and the Cardinals. Colts all say frisky. When, when the Cowboys get to play a bad team like the Rams, it was over. And it was over so fast, it was 10 to three with 43 seconds left in the first quarter. And then three minutes later, it was 26 to three.

It was a pick six, a block punt safety, and a touch shot. It was that, that was it. Yeah, and you had the pick six for Drone Blend, that was his third pick six of the season. The record is four. Four. So he's on pace to have six and a six. Picks six on the year, I believe. Correct.

But did my math right? the cowboys have beat the jets Patriots and Rams so three bad teams you know the cowboys kill those teams they've beaten those three teams at home by combined 111 to 33 and the cowboys credit to them uh they stop doing this like we want to just only do complimentary football. They realize that they have CD lamb and he's really fucking good and Dak played really well and they threw the ball deep and that's what the Cowboys should be doing. Like they saw that the ram secondary sucks and they're like, we're going to torture you and it's exactly what they did. CD Lamb had 158 yards and two touchdowns. Dak was pretty much perfect. He had one interception, which was kind of a tip ball in the red zone.

Like, if you're a Cowboys fan, that's the Cowboys you need. That's that what they did. Offense defense special teams, Minkov, they're almost called a Minkov Fitzpatrick, because you got hurt the Steelers. Uh, Michael Parsons was all over the field. Like, that is the recipe. That's the perfect Cowboys recipe. Now you got to do it against a good team. I'm looking forward to that is the recipe. That's the perfect Cowboys recipe. Now you gotta do it against a good team. I'm looking forward to that game,

because we're either gonna get really, really pissed off Cowboys fans, or we're gonna get really, really pissed off max afterwards. So it's kind of a win, win for us. It's content no matter what. Fun stat about the Cowboys, did you know that teams that have beaten the Cowboys are O and eight after beating them?

So I guess that'd be the Cardinals who stink and the 49ers who've just kind of hit a wall right now. So it's bad luck to beat the Cowboys. Bad luck. Yeah, I know the foreigners are on three after after they beat them. So Max, you might not want to beat the Cowboys. Cause you'll lose the next game. Yeah. Oh, the next game is a buy. Yeah, buy. Oh, well, it's not just like the next game. You might lose to the buy. You might lose every game for the rest of this is a simple size of two If this stat holds true, you would then lose every other

Now this is a simple size of two and really won because the Cardinals are bad Well, it's a sample size of two but also every game that they've played after after beating the Cowboys Correct, so oh and eight is the record yeah, the Cardinals and Niners will never win again Yeah, and the Eagles won't either if you guys win next week. So be very careful with the Cowboys game. There was a great, great moment before the game. DeMarcus, where made into the Cowboys ring of honor. Jerry Jones introduced him as DeMarcus Lawrence going into the ring of honor,

which is very relatable from Jerry Jones, because I think everybody said when they got DeMarcus Lawrence, like, that's too many DeMarcuses on this team that played the same position. We can't keep track of all this. Yeah, that's tough for the big day. For the big day. I don't know what the Rams do now. They're in very much. I think the Rams came into the season. They have Matthew Stafford. They have some older roster and they're like, Hey, maybe we'll catch lightning in a bottle. They win week one. Oh, maybe this will be lightning in a bottle

I I think they're gonna end up Obviously outside the playoffs and not a very good football team now They they have like a big transition that has to happen. Yeah, it'd be interesting to see if the Rams just became a like we love picks Right, and they traded away everybody to get more draft picks after not ever having a draft They might have to because I mean Matthews have heard his thumb more draft picks after not ever having a draft. They might have to, because I mean, Matthew's have heard his thumb. He heard it twice, I think,

but he did, he was good enough that he ran, he had a touchdown drive to start the second half, but then he came out of the game once it became a three score game again. So I don't know what, the Rams were a weird team. Like I think they're bad, and I think maybe this is the moment that people are like, oh, maybe they are actually bad.

Yeah. I don't think that they're bad bad. I think they're one of the best. Oh, no, you're still falling for it. No, they're one of the best bad teams. I know, I don't know if they're even that. I think they might be. No, I don't think they're even that.

I think they're better than the Cardinals. Well, no, the Cardinals are just terrible. Yeah, terrible. They're not like the bottom five teams in the NFL, but they're of the next group. They're they're bad I think there might be top of that next five. They might be like the 10th worst team in football right now Hmm, I don't know. I take probably everyone in the NFC like I take the Falcons and the Saints and the box Maybe over them take the box over the Rams. They'll be good game. Yeah

Maybe I like to see that Baker revenge The Broncos are better than the Rams right now. The Broncos might be, they might be rounding into form. I'll have to do a fault when the power rankings come out on Tuesday, I'll have to give some real thought into where I actually put the, the, the Rams, but I don't think they're, they're not a good team. And they were getting a little too much credit for that Seahawks win. So now we're finally done with that.

You know what, that was six, it was six and a half what got me? Yeah, I'm over the score got a gummy. I'm over the score. I'm just happy when Jake. I'm happy for you Jake I'm over the score got me. There feels like it happens too much. This is the third time in the season in eight weeks Yeah, that's too many Wasn't last year where it took yeah, I like that I like that Six or seven to get right three and eight weeks is too much Last year where it took a long time, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

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Yeah. So gamy you want to see another one of the Super Bowl. Last one we had was 43 to eight Broncos and C.O.X. Can you walk us through? I guess it's because I don't really care because you can't win money off it, so it's like who the fuck cares. Can you walk us through like why you love

scoregamis so much? Because I love the fact that you love them. Because it's different. Yeah, I hate scoregamis. I like that you like them. I hate scoregamis. That's fair. I just like rooting for things that people

don't really care about. Okay, to stand out. Yeah, I really enjoy it. You guys all rooting for players and bets. I'm rooting for this. Yeah, you should be able to bet on a score Gommie. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I guess I just don't,

I think maybe it's because there's been too many this year. I liked it when it was, when you had the first one, it felt like it hadn't happened in forever now like it feels like every every Sunday you standing from the TV or like gimme also sometimes it's just fun to see a good old-fashioned like 24-17 game Yeah, and this one recognized those numbers. I know it's nice being like oh that I've seen that before I know exactly how they got there. I also think what were the other gimme this year? It was week one because 43 20 doesn't feel like a gommie to me. That's not cool.

43 is hard to get in the NFL. Okay, but still, 20, come on. We see that all the time. I need like a double weird score. We have Eagles bucks. That was more than a football, 25-11. That was cool. So this is the fourth.

Oh, see? Dolphin, so you were hiding one for me. I'm right. I'm right. These things are 20 they have them every week and then 25 and 9. It's like the fucking it you basically are like the NHL outdoor classic. No, no, no, no, you have them every week. You're like, we'll do this every single word. You're you're the England game. You just do it every week. We got one week one, and then we got back to back days. Yeah. And then we have my birthday present. Yeah, birthday, God.

So, yeah, too many gummies. This is the first one since week three. Four and once in eight weeks is too many gummies. Okay. They gotta be more special. They've ruined the gummy by making them. All right, then I won't. No, no, you're gonna take the picture in front of you.

Yeah, of course you are. Yeah. And you should. I'm not saying, again, you liking him is not the problem. I don't like that gamy's happened so often. Okay. They got to slow down. But again, we can have a handshake deal

and be like the more they happen now, the less you'll have to deal with them later on. It's very true. It's like, my as well get rid of them. What's the lowest possible gamy like go me to go extinct. Is it like three to one? Six one. Six one.

Yeah. That's what I want. Six one would be awesome. That would be my personal. That would be my personal. Right. Right. There are certain ones. That's a scoregasm for me.

Yeah. There are certain ones that would look cool. 43 20. That doesn't feel like that's what you have to have to post today. Travis, ETN. What's it? What's it not supposed to do? Wait, it's where it's not. And then you score the two point conversion right after. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

All right. So, um, yeah, if there's no more gummies this year, and there's one in like week 17, I'll respect it. Fair. This is just four out of eight. Like, man, slow down. Slow down gummies. It's like the, yeah, like you said, the London games. Yeah. Right. It's like, we can't do it every week. We need to, they need to slow down. God me. It's like the yeah like you said the London games. Yeah, right It's like we can't do it every week. We need to then you slow down good thing. We got Germany next week Yeah, let's go. Yeah, where I mean, I'm excited for that game. All right speaking of One of these teams playing it to all for the 31 Patriots 17

Hank yeah Your thoughts on the football game Yeah. Hank? Yeah. Your thoughts on the football game? We are a football podcast. Talking about football. And the Patriots are your favorite team. They are my favorite team. I am from Massachusetts.

They did play against the Dolphins today and they lost. Facts only. Okay. And there's your recap of the Patriots game. You are a Ron Rivera. Rivera if I do you know big head turn me on to the draft Projection machine because on it's it's it's the best we were updated now that the pairs lost lucky enough to be I hope this doesn't mess up what I'm about to say but We're lucky enough to be on the sidelines that was constantly last night very cool experience got to see it up close and personal

Got to see Marvin Harris and junior very fast lighted up mazerati mazerati marvel I looked on after the game Patriots have projected fourth pick and they would take mazerati marvel okay Jones a weapon and then I instantly got excited so you don't have the fourth pick anymore what the fuck so right now it's Arizona, Carolina, which is the bears, the bears, giants, patriots. So you have the fifth pick now. That sucks. And I'm going down to Brock Bowers. Okay. That's pretty good. Baby Groan. Yeah, baby Groan. The bears have Drake, May and Marvin Harrison Jr. That's a pretty good combo. Drake May can't be Georgia Tech.

That's like a, that's true. So it's a reset on your entire franchise though. If you get Drake May and Marvin and Marvin and Marvin. Marvin Harrison Jr. is so fucking good. So good. So good. So good.

Like watching him in person, it was insane. He's so much better. He sticks out compared to everyone on the field. Which is hard to do as a water seeber. Right. Yeah. Right. Compared to some other positions. I asked for this game. Mac Jones then played terrible. Had one really, really bad throw. The intercepted really bad. Play calling was, you know, left a lot to be desired. The Dolphins offense is is prolific. I will give the Dolphins credit. They are just constantly in motion.

It seems very tough stuff. I thought the past events did a good job. Like they were confusing them. They were getting stops a lot of third downs. But the Dolphins have so much motion, so much speed. They're hard to stop. It's gonna be, I think the Dolphins are the super bowl favorites.

Whoa. Whoa Whoa, I said that a couple weeks ago they have to beat a real team though They did oh the Patriots. Yeah, this sheep's game will be the test because all right So last week we talked about the dolphins At this point you could do the this team be this team this team be this team, okay But right, let's do it just real quick here for the Patriots So the Patriots lost to the Broncos what place are are the Dolphins on 70 on? What place are the Patriots in in the AFC? Dead last. I've been told that I'm guessing they're gonna read. But no, no, but, but, but, but, it's depressed real quick. Again, this is, the Dolphins are not

frauds. They are on Fraud Watch. The teams they beat are the chargers, the Patriots twice, the Broncos, the Giants, and the Panthers. They have to win a game. They have to win a game against this chiefs game will be a huge test for them. I will say in favor of the dolphins, Jalen Ramsey coming back, he was the one who had the big pick on Mac Jones. That is a huge, huge thing for their defense that should give them a little toughness and get them out of that fraud watch. Because you think that teams will have to throw the ball well to beat the dolphins. Right. If you have a quarterback that's out there that's like taking away a quarter or a half

the field, like, Jaylen is that good when he's playing at his best. You have to account for him at every single moment, every single snap. So I do think that it does make the dolphins less potentially fraud. And the best way to get out of the fraud watch is to play good defense. Because that's usually the sign of a fraud watch team is your offense is really good, but your defense is not sustainable. And you can just say, oh, it's a track meet. Right.

Doing a track meet off. It's like, oh, well, when they play against a good defense and slows the game down, it's gonna look different. Also, when your owner is doing the waddle and then making out with his hot young girl. That's a very generous use of make out. Yeah, it was not a make out. It was a kiss.

And I think it was his old life. Oh, really? Yeah, that was just, whenever she was talking to me. Yeah. It was a very much an old person we've been married for a really long time. Let's have our lips touch for the least amount of time. It was just fun seeing you in owner kissing. Yeah it was. Dolphins have the fifth best odds to win this before.

What was that? I was Mike Tyson. Do you want to hear the sad sad? I'm surprised you don't have this. Well, no, go ahead. Is it the, you've never beaten to a, I'm a prayer. Yeah, I'll be a prayer.

You've never beaten to a, never beaten to a, six no, six no. Mike McDaniels was iced out in the sideline. I gotta find out. Can we find out how much the watch was? Yeah, wait, was that the sad sad, you never beat to a, no. No, his sad stat is that 15 of the 16 AFC teams will be within three games

of each other in the standings. The one outlier at the bottom, the New England Patriots. Wow. So the six wins over two is the most by any quarterback over Belicech in 29 years. As a head coach. Wow. They're not get kind of owns Belicech. Hank.

He owns them because you were feeling like This game was I mean the first half the Patriots are playing them tough They played decent I don't know that's What it is like they they they fucking sucked. They're not gonna make the playoffs I'm not gonna get excited about the team anymore. I'm going to root for, you know, at this point, the smart, analytical decision is to get a really good draft. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that.

I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that.

I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach you how to do that. I'll teach be better if we lost. When the game kicks off, your instincts will take over and you'll be like, I wanna win this game. And then when your bad team starts playing bad because they are bad, you're like, oh, this is actually good. Literally what I just did, something I football sat down was like, Tyson Pageant, let's go, first pass, Darnell Mooney, yes, this is gonna be awesome.

We're gonna shock the world. We're gonna win outright. And then it all went down from there. And I was like, you know what, that's better. So it's not a bad, it's actually not a bad way to root for a team. Because if you do win, you're like happy. And if you lose, you're also happy.

Yeah, and the NBA season started. The Celtics are actually. Oh, you can't do that. Why, absolutely. It's a football. We're talking football. I'll give Hank this the Celtics beat the heat are actually. Oh, you can't do that. Why absolutely? It's a football. We're talking football. I'll give Hank this, the Celtics beat the heat this week. Oh, you're welcome.

It's huge. Game two. Yep. Yeah, it is what it is. They played OK, not good enough to win. And the dolphins look really good. Tyree Kill and Jell and Wall are at 233 yards combined, two touchdowns.

They just do so much motion It feels like cheating. They're so fast and so good. They just every play is I also feel like Tyree kill doesn't get enough credit for His like ball catching ability in traffic because he's so fast. Yeah that catchy made Was it maybe in the fourth quarter when he was jumping up and there was like two defenders on him And it was pretty incredible catch to get the first down. Like because he's so good at the fast stuff, we don't give him enough credit for just being incredible even when he has to make the tough catch. He's got great hands. Yeah. He's got great hands, good instincts. He's just a great football player and when him and Waldorf

cooking together, you can't really, I don't think that there's a defense that exists that's able to guard those guys. Your best hope is to like, you know, whether or get to the quarterback. Yeah. And if you can't do that, if you can't put pressure on two, then you're kind of fucked. And two is looking cool, backwards hat.

I fucking love two. Besides the first quarter interception. Yeah. Yeah, the dolphins are 12 and 5 in the throwbacks too. Who? Great uniforms. Those are your clean. Love the throwback uniforms.

I can't wait for next week. Like if they beat the chiefs Then everything to me is different where I'm like, yes 100% the dolphins are a super bowl contending team right now that I have them as a very good playoff team But you'll get into a game where defense will step up and it will look different So we do believe in time zones and we believe that the coach that defeats time zones, the best has a big upper hand in the European games. McDaniel has taken the guys to Germany tomorrow. Oh, so they're going to win.

The chiefs are going out there. They're only getting one full practice in on Friday. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no because he's got a big say. I think mentioned earlier. I just made that up that he wouldn't be allowed to go by. This is losing to the Broncos, I think is bad for the Dolphins. Yeah, of course. This, they can't get off. Of course, but it's up. Okay, so Hank, season's over. Yep.

Okay, kind of nice, right? Yeah, we beat the bills, I didn't even watch it. Little freeing? Yeah, you've only seen one Patriots winning. It was against the jets. You would like to beat the jets though. Again, yeah, because that you have to keep that going. Yeah, especially if the jets keep winning. They're close, yeah.

Yeah, they're fighting, scre, spoiler. That would be your one main spoiler that you would want, right? And the bills. Who would you rather spoil? At this point in the season. Well, the bills, I believe we play at right? And the bills. Who would you rather spoil? At this point in the season. Well, the bills, I believe we play at the end of the season. No, Jets is last week of the season. Oh, yeah.

It's a pro-Jets, especially Rogers' play in. Bills is week 17, Jets is week 18. And next week, you wouldn't want to win that game? Hank? No, no, I was on. It's P no, no, the answer is no. Okay, preview of next week's game. Like I don't, would you still rather have Mac Jones than same how? Sam how looked unbelievable. I mean, it's all it's all coaching. I feel like they're probably similar. Call of record of backs. But Hall, the first African's Eagles was throwing passes.

Like it's all check is he saying that Ron Rivera is a better coach than Bill Bell check. It's all logic here. Wait, what? It's all coaching, but Ron Rivera is a bad coach. Bill Bell checks good coach. Ron Barr has gotten teams to Super Bowls. Oh, Tim came to all Super Bowls. Yeah it got in teams to Super Bowls. Oh, Tim. Cam. Oh, Super.

Yeah, Cam Newton to Super Bowl. It's all coaching. It's not all coaching. I'm saying like they're probably similar. No, no, no, no, no, you guys are just trying to play gotcha. No, no, no, literally asking for a clarification. That feels like that was a, like 40 in slip where you're like, Belichick sucks a coaching right now. No, that's exactly what that felt. That felt like that was. That's exactly what that felt. You didn't realize until after you said it. But you just admitted that Bill Belichick

is not a good head coach right now. I did not, I never said that. You did. I would, I guess, take Mac Jones, I really, like maybe just, you know, mix it up, take San Hal, see what happens. Put him with a good coach take Mac Jones I really like maybe maybe just you know mix it up take same house You would have put him with a good coach Mac Jones no but how with the good coach. Oh, oh like Sam house bad But you just said he was the best I mean Sam house good, but he has bad coaching so

You met He has good coach no Mac Jones is bad. He is good coach What it's all coach, coaching. You're saying that. So what it's all coaching, but you're also saying that right now, that's what I'm saying. So like, as bad coaching. Good coaching.

Imagine how good he's going to be. So you think that's how is great, like the best quarterback in the NFL with the worst coach. I never said he's the worst coach. But it's all coaching if, if, if Belichick's a good coach, you should make the quarterback good. You can, yeah, he's making him really good

compared to his skill level. Got it. Oh, Mac Jones actually worse than we're seeing. Got it. Yeah. Okay. That makes sense. You didn't make a mistake.

Nope. Oh, man. All right. Next up, Titans Falcon, Titans 28, Falcons 23, our guy will love levis for touchdowns was awesome. Pressured all day Falcons events is good. I am happy for will levis he had that moment after we went and found his family the guy got shit on at the draft. He got shit on by Titans fans before he you know was able to start a game. I'm very, very happy for Will Loveis because he went out and he fucking balled his ass off.

So he has twice as many touchdowns this season as Ryan Tannihill does. Wow. Isn't that crazy? And also he remembered that Deandre Hopkins is good. He remembered Deandre Hopkins is on our team. That was it's weird, especially if you're like a Houston Texans fan, seeing Deandre Hopkins playing for another team wearing Houston Oilers uniforms. Which, that's gotta be strange.

They're great uniforms, okay? I'm just strictly talking about the uniforms here. Maybe my favorite uniform in the NFL. One of them, Tennessee Titans should not be allowed. It's bullshit, it's bullshit. They gave up the rights to that. Correct. When the team moved and they decided to rebrand,

they're like, you know what, oilers doesn't make sense in Tennessee. We're going to be the Titans for some reason. Right. I don't know why. And then they just get to go back and use another city's uniform. It's, it didn't the Carolina Hurricanes wear the Hartford Whaleers uniforms once? Yeah, it's bullshit.

Hartford's mad about that. You can't do that. You took the team from a city. You are the Titans now. The Texans should get to where the Oilers throwbacks. That's how it should work. Yeah, the franchise, I understand, can move around. It sucks, but it can.

But the colors stay. Yeah. It's as simple as that. And it's going to be very weird. And there's sick colors when the Oilers play against the Texans. Yeah, they are going to wear the throwbacks with us. That's fucked up. But yeah, Will Levis, awesome moment, awesome first game.

He is the second player since 1970 with four touchdowns in his first game. Who's the other player? This is not good for the Titans. Wait, wait, I think I know. Is it Matt Flynn? No, it's Marcus Mariota. Oh, okay. So the Titans have this in their bag.

Also, you want a little trivia? This one is a little bit tougher. Deandre Hopkins tied the record for first touchdowns caught by a quarterback. So he's caught the first touchdown from four different quarterbacks. Can you name him? Kyler Murray.

No. Oh, I'm off to a bad start. Will Levis is one. Will Levis Houston Texans quarterback. I'm gonna go with Yates of Hell. TJ Yates. No. Is the Sean Watson?

Not Brian. Sean Watson is one of them. The job? No. It's the Shawn wants. The Shawn Watson is one of them. The job? No. That job was, that job was Deandra Hopkins first touchdown catch. Yes. The Davis Mills.

Case keenum, Tom Savage, to Shawn Watson and Will Levers. Wow. I went down to rabbit hole and I was like, I was trying to figure out who it was. I saw the staff, but they didn't say who it was and then I was like So I looked up all the Texans quarterbacks and went back and tried to figure it out and

Guess who Ryan Mallet RIP who his first touchdown pass was to Andre Johnson JJ what oh crazy pretty cool. That is well. That's just while that's just some crazy wild trivia right there It's wild ball so four four times. That's just some crazy wild trivia right there wild ball. So for four times He's caught the first touchdown pass from a quarterback. That's cool And it was it was great to see Will levis not only throwing those touchdowns, but they were they were like Sick bombs too. Yes. Give me touchdowns. He was he was ballin out today. It was great It looked they went with a two-headed monster of Willis and Will levis for like one series each I think and Willis got booed and Will Levis is credit afterwards is like that's not right, which I like. He's a leader.

But yeah, it was it was great seeing Will Levis in that offense and being like, oh, they can actually stretch the field. Yeah, this is they they have vertical threats. It is weird seeing the Titans do that to somebody. And if you're a Tennessee fan, this is probably like a good, you officially switched over today from hating Will Levis from being a Kentucky quarterback to loving him now that he's your Tennessee quarterback. And the Titans are in a weird, weird spot. They just traded Kevin Byard. There's talk about Derek Henry. They're in this weird transition. There's nothing better. And if you're in a transitional period with a franchise to have a guy you can get excited about.

Will Levis is that guy. I agree. Good point, big cat. Yeah. Yeah, Will Levis played good enough to the point where you're like, I have somebody root for it for the rest of the year. Apparently they told Derek Henry

that they're not trading of them. Oh, now Maxard something different on Twitter.com or x.com. Well, Maxard something different in his brain where he's like Derek Henry Eagle. But they apparently told him, you're gonna stick around. Well, Max heard something different in his brain. Yeah. Where he's like Derek Henry Eagle. But they apparently told him, you're going to stick around. Okay, that's good. As for the Falcons, we finally got the switch.

So Arthur Smith switched to Taylor Heinecke. Now he said that it's not the actual switch. The Desmond Ritter is going to be the quarterback next week. There also Ritter was checked out for a concussion, PASA concussion test, which makes me feel like maybe Arthur Smith was just waiting for a moment where it's like he's out for a play and it's like, oh, that's convenient.

It's either that or he was playing so poorly that Arthur Smith was like, this guy's got to have a concussion. Let's check him out. Which is not good if you don't have a concussion for the coach to think that. Right. To PASA concussion test, when everyone's like, this guy's got to have a concussion. Let's check them out. Which is not good if you don't have a concussion for the coach to think that. Right. To pass the concussion test, when everyone's like, dude, you must be concussed.

Yeah, and he's like, no, there's something there. You learn how to, how to fudge that test. And Taylor, Taylor, Heinecke almost won them a game. If Van Jefferson didn't drop that ball on fourth and one in the red zone, the Falcons could easily won this game. Yeah, it was a great pass. It was an easy pass that should have been caught. But Heinecke led them to, I think he got

all their points. I know they got a feel goal in the first quarter, but then Hainaki came in and played pretty well. Like this is Taylor Hainaki's fun. He's a good quarterback and I was Taylor Hainaki. Give us Taylor Hainaki. We got more B-john today. We got 11 carries for B-john.

He still should get like, I was here. He got eight, 31 yards average, 3.9 a carry. Bijon got 11 average, 5.6 yards carry because he's about twice as good. I love it though. And a touchdown. I love it. And Arthur's continues to just kick sand

in all the nerds face. He's doing it, Arthur. Keep trolling everyone. I can't get enough of it. This felt like though, I mean, we'll talk about the NFC South when we get to the Sanctuary second, but it felt like a game that the Falcons might look back

and be like, damn, we should have won that game. Especially, you didn't know Will Levis was gonna play as good as he did, but against a rookie quarterback first start, and you had the chance to win the game at the end. This could be one of those games that they're like, well, that was why we didn't make the playoffs. It's always nice for a rookie quarterback to have Derek Henry to hand the ball to.

He's just going to carry it 22 times, that's 22 times, that I won't have to drop back. Yeah, I'm just going to let him cook for a second. I'm happy for Will Loveus. 17% accuracy, he improved. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. He was joking, but he told everyone. And he's single. And he's single. What a pretty good. That's pretty good. When he was joking,

but he told everyone any single and he sent with a great time to have a great game with the bar still bar right now. And he should he deserves it. Yep. He deserves a night off. Okay. What would you say will have his drinks for free at the bar still bar? Yeah. It's sounds good. Whenever they win. Whenever they win. Yep. Whenever he throws a touchdown pass. Okay. One touchdown pass drinks for free. That feels right. And Titans stop doing that uniform. We should protest. Yeah, but they're sick. They know, but the Texan should wear. But at what cost, Hank, you have to, you have to stand for something or you're fall for anything. The Texan should wear. Thomas Jefferson said that. Hank, the Texan should wear. It's Houston's team.

But would you rather not seem at all or see them? I'd rather watch Earl Campbell highlights where he's wearing the uniform. I guess I'd probably, if you put it that way, Hank, I'd probably rather see him because isn't that what happened Max with the Kelly Greens, like someone owned him, like the previous owner owned the color palette or something?

I think it was just the helmets because they couldn't do the shells. They couldn't, this was the first year that they could do the, the Kelly Green helmets and it looked bad with the other helmets. Oh, that makes sense, actually. That makes sense. Yeah, they are sick. All right, fine, Hank.

I'll take them however I get them. You know what, whoever wins between Tennessee and Houston, they get the uniform. That's what it really should be. How about that? That would be a great, that should be Monday night game, everything at stake. And both teams where the oilers outfits for that,

just one wears blue, one wears white. No, they both wear the oilers uniforms, but it says like one says Titans, one says Texans. That's the thing is I might even take it if the tight, it's just the fact that it says oilers Did it I think all their gear said oilers? I think let's see I'm looking at it right now I don't know if it said oilers on there. I thought I saw some guys on the sidelines wearing stuff that said oilers I don't like that that bothers me. Yeah

And maybe we're just being pussy's about it. I don't know. No, I mean that I think that Houston has a fair gripe when it comes to that the oilers played in Houston Yeah, that's a fact that is a fact the oilers are not they're not a ten C team that is a fact Yeah, no, it says oilers on his helmet Oh on the helmet. Yeah That's what I'm saying on the front of it. Yeah, yeah, so it's in it everywhere Damn Okay, um

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It was everything. It was Alvin Camera looking awesome. 110 yards total, two touchdowns. It was Taisam Hill doing Taisam Hill where he had a, he had like a 40 yard pass, a 14 yard catch and then 60 plus yards running with, with a couple touchdowns. And then the real surprise was my guy Rashid Shaheed catching some bombs from Derek Carr. He had what like 155 yards three touches three catches and a touchdown. Yeah, three catches for 155 yards is insane. I think it's his number that makes him look not as fast. It's his name too.

His name is so awesome. Well, I say his name is great, but his number you see that and you think like this is this is this like a mid speed running back. No, no, he is fucking fast as hell and I'll say this very clear if the Saints want to play like this I'm in I'm in like that's the thing is the Saints it's nothing personal the Saints have just played such a mind-numbingly annoying style of football where it's past past past to the line of scrimmage if they want to air it out Because they have some really good players I'm all the way in yeah, and this was the formula for the Saints

They're 17 and one when Taisam Hill has at least seven carries in the game. Yeah, that's a great stat I love it feed Taisam to give them the rock let them do everything with it Let's take some hill just like just jump around whatever position groups He he feels like being in on whatever particular drive. They had 500 yards off and today they were fun. The Saints were fun again. They were fun again. It's good seeing the Saints be fun again. Should we put a future on the Saints to win the NFC South?

You could you could say that about almost any team in that division. Well, they play the Bears and the Vikings the next two weeks. Yeah. The Vikings without Kirk cousins. What does the coin have a mat? Because the coins now eight. No. Okay. So let me consult the coin

Here's here's their non-conference Non-division games left. I'm gonna read them to you. I think we might have to take the Saints to win the division They're non-division their non-division games left are bears Vikings Falcon's Hank Shane's trying to get your attention bears Vikings Vikings, Falcons Hank, Shane's trying to get your attention. Bears, Vikings, Lions, Giants, Rams. That's four and one in theory, yeah. In theory, that's four and one. The Lions would be the only one that I would see them not winning.

Okay, so the coin has them going 11 and 6. So that sounds like it would win that division. Let's take a look. Let's take a look. Are we just being Complete knee-jerk reaction losers because the the Saints looked good on offense once and we're like holy shit Watch out for the Saints is that what's happening right now? It might be there's a plus 125 to win the division Hmm hmm, okay, we can think about it. We can think about it. We can think about as for the cults.

Uh, I don't know their friskyness is starting to like Wain a little bit. They're fun to watch. They are. They are 20 points again And they always play in entertaining games. Minchew is doing his thing back there It looked like he got really injured in the first half and and I don't know what happened to Jonathan Taylor. They said he wasn't injured, but he had 11 carries for 95 yards in the first half and then he got one carry in the second half. It fell behind. So that's either well, but it was still kind of a game for a while there.

It was 21-20 for a while in the third quarter. I don't, he must be injured. Otherwise, it makes no sense to have a guy doing that and then be like, oh, yeah, we're just never gonna give him a ball. So it would it would sound crazy to say that they would trade Jonathan Taylor after signing him. Yeah, that is a little crazy But this is that would be the behavior of a team that's going to trade Jonathan Taylor. Oh, I like where your head's at It would be right. Yeah, I like that. You're just like, you know what? We're gonna give you Zach Moss. Yeah Hmm, okay, I hope it's not true You're just like, you know what, we're gonna give you Zach Moss. Yeah. Hmm. Okay. I hope it's not true.

Because if you're a cold fan, you want to have somebody to root for it, Jonathan Taylor, is the guy that you want to root for now that your quarterback's injured for the rest of the year. And you want to stay in that frisky category. Yeah. Where it's fun to watch the games, you don't know what's gonna happen. But I feel like it might be slipping. Camera also showed a little burst today.

Yeah. You might have shown a little wiggle out there. That touchdown run where it was. Yeah. It looked like he a little wiggle up there. That touchdown run where it was, it looked like he was absolutely gonna get tackled for a loss and he went, he like part of the Red Sea and scored a touchdown. Yeah. I agree.

He might have been a pass. He ran with some enthusiasm today. Yeah. Like old school Camera. I know. He took him a couple of games, but his legs are back. I think I'm, I think I'm selling myself on the Saints.

This might be bad. This is gonna lead you to rooting for Derek Car and very very flush moments. I'm just warning you theoretically it sounds like a great plan. But are you are you going to want to root for Derek Car? I think it's also my plans are based on if you play the Bears next like it's a guaranteed win so get the value now. It's hard to get a win in the NFL and have one in the bag. Right, and the prices didn't work in yet, but they do play the Bears next.

So maybe that's not a bad strategy. Okay, so that was a fun game, very fun game. Let's talk about the big 10 West performance of the day, the Jets and the Giants. Jets 13, Giants 10 and over time. This game had 24 punts, 23 points. This game had 15 punts in the first half alone, which was the most since 1991 when they started collecting data. This game had in the first half both teams combined going for 0 for 18 from third down. And then this game

had the stat line of Tommy DeVito, two for seven minus one yard. Tommy DeVito. Tommy DeVito. I lost so much money betting on Tommy DeVito when he was at Syracuse. The Giants had negative nine net passing yards. That's the fewest since 2000. I think they had negative eight net passing yards before this before this sort of overtime and then Tommy DeVito threw for negative one passing yard correct in overtime. They were doing whatever they could to not allow him to throw the ball anywhere near where a quarterback might be at any point and it was it was, it was a, it was a very interesting game plan. Now, obviously Taylor got sent to the hospital. Yeah, he took like, maybe an internal injury that they're going to scope out. But tell me, Davido, people forget he wears the, the chain with his

initials on it. Yup. It just says TD. Yup. He is a fantasy fuck boy. And they did not trust him to do anything. And there was a moment where Davell and Salah were both kind of looking at each other from opposite sidelines, both understanding the mess that they were both in at the time. But the difference is, Davell was like pissed off about not being able to do the odds. And he was wet, he was so wet. He got so wet.

Salah wasn't wet, he was shiny. He was like listening, and he was like smiling like this is such a fucked up game. I love it because he's, he's learned to embrace the chaos that goes along with not having any offense. So he's like, if you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with. So I'm just gonna put it all,

like we're gonna see what we can do as Acquist. And Salah was like, oh, they have more fucked up quarterback situation than we do right now. Yeah, he was incredible. He was loving. And then, and then you just had like a wet blueberry on the other side and dable just like going up and down the sideline. I don't know what he was, it was some team issued gear, but it was one of those rain coats

that it wicked all the water, but it also held all the water on it. So he just like if he shook himself like a dog, he would make someone instantly drenched. He looked like a zit kind of, because he was starting to turn like a little pink at the end. Yeah. He looked like the chick from Willy Wonka. Yeah, by the turn to the blue guard. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He was just by the bar guard. Yeah, he gets rolled out by the loop and loop. Yeah, he was just, he was very, very angry. I don't know why the giantsants have a quarterback on their roster who they, you cannot throw the ball. That feels, I know, obviously, third quarterback. You don't expect your third quarterback to play. It's not going to be a great situation if he comes in, but they literally didn't want time, like, they were so scared of Tommy DeVito throwing the football. He threw everything within two feet of his like face.

And I don't know who we can protest to, but Sequan Barkley deserves like FedEx ground player of the week, because he had 128 yards in an offense that literally couldn't throw the football. Like that was the most impressive performance in a loss that anyone's ever had. I guess you could say why didn't Dave will give him the ball on that fourth and one when

they kicked a field goal that missed Graham can know missed in the rain at the end of regulation, which was the perfect. It was this game fucking rocked. It was so stupid that it was it became fun. It was the perfect Zach Wilson like entire entire story arc, where fourth and 10, the game's about to be over. It's like a minute and a half left. You have two time outs, fourth and 10 from your own 30. You have to just throw the ball.

You have to throw the ball and take a chance. He takes like a 10 yard sack that puts the giants to directly infield goal range. The giants can't throw the ball, so they run it three times, then they miss a field goal. And then Zach Wilson takes them down the field in two plays for the tying field goal to take them to overtime.

It was everything Zach Wilson, like, how do you take that sack? And then how the fuck did Zach Wilson get them all the way down the field? And they spiked it with one second left on the clock. Yeah, so there's, we have a knockout there in the media. Uh oh. Our friend Boomer, Boomer Sison. Uh oh. He played for the Jets, right? He's a Jets a narc out there in the media. Oh our friend boomer boomer sison. Oh, he played for the jets, right?

It's a jets jets quarterback. It was yeah He tweeted out that the center actually spots the ball before the spike not the official the spike place shouldn't have happened Game should have been over and then he he tagged the NFL and also NFL officiating Wait, what? To narc him out because if you watch the replay at the very end of the game, Zach Wilson throws the ball across the middle field. It's caught. They're first down.

They have to get up there and spike it to attempt the fuel goal. The center runs up to the ball and the center puts the ball down. The referee sprints in and just tap ever so slightly taps the ball and runs away. Apparently the referee has to pick the ball up and put it down to spot the ball. But he just let the center do it. And if the referee had gone over there, picked the ball up and spotted it correctly. That's what with the Cowboys messed up in that playoff game where they ran that weird play with like 13 seconds left.

You remember? Yeah. It gets a Niners, right? So that's that's what they fucked up because you have to wait for the official to do it. Apparently, the center just took matters into his own hands. I said, I'm going to spot the ball. I dare you to stop me.

Do something about it. And they got it off. Spiked it with one second left. So I'm actually going to take the opposite side because our guy, Jeff Schwartz, who played offensive line in the NFL. He wasn't one of those pretty boys like Boomer who got to play quarterback. He said the center did an awesome job checking the spot with the line judge before putting the ball down.

So he basically did the judge's job for. Is this cool? Yeah, he was like, is this cool? Then the ump touched the ball to spot it and they clocked it. I just disagree with Boomer turning his back on the jets like this. Yeah, but that was, if Jess Schwartz is right, that was a heads up play by the center.

Yeah, we can get the center credit. Yeah, I mean, the bottom line is, they got away with it, so it worked. So good job. And no one wants to see a game end where you can't spike it. No, I hate that. I hate that. I hate that when the ref just stands over the ball

and the precious seconds are ticking away. And you're just like, snap it, snap it, and you can't, because this guy's here making the game all about himself It's the most unfulfilled. I mean it happened to me when I was at the Rose Bowl and Russell Wilson that literally happened where they didn't get the Spike off It's the most unfulfilling way for a game to end it is to be like no spike off

Memes memes walking with his chest puffed out. He feels sorry for a spit cat. He is Feel sorry. He is Really He is. He is. Really feeling I walked into this office Into the studio Some sometime around the second games Memes was sitting in my seat no feed up on the phone. No like big boss man taking phone calls He's feeling himself. I was in PFT seat. I was on the phone.

Feet were not up, but me and my dad were talking about the Jetscape. I liked my version better. So let's go with my version. I'm right in my seat. You were in my seat. Were you farting in my seat? He had his feet up. Max says yes, you were farting.

And he was PFT. This is what he looked like. He was like, yeah, these other fucking franchises. They stink. They don't know what it's like. The chats were the best. No, my dad called me. He was like, that game fucking sucked. I was like, yeah, it was a great 24 seconds though at the end. Yeah. So some quick punting stats. Thomas Morstead had 10 ponds for 486 yards. Nice. Three inside the 20. Jamie Gillan for the Giants had 11 pints for 486 yards. Nice. Three inside the 20.

Jamie Gillan for the Giants had 11 pints for 470 yards. And he put five down inside the 20. This is a great punting game. Tom, three punting games. Thomas Morstead had three inside the 5th. Yeah, 15th player to do it since 1970. Wow. Huge punting game for Morstead.

That's what I'm saying. So it means you are feeling yourself a little bit because you've got to see Aaron Rogers throwing a pass pass wearing a hoodie before the game. And you're thinking to yourself, this guy's coming back playoffs, we get Aaron Rogers back and we're going to win the Super Bowl. Yes, but also 24 seconds away from just this being the worst podcast of all time. Was that not was that not the most Zach Wilson thing to have that because like that fourth and 10. Was that brutal? That was crazy.

And he and it wasn't even because I had some Jeff fans being like he has no time. He actually had time on that fourth and 10. There's no reason to just not throw it. Like what's the worst that happens? The interception. It's fourth and 10. Yeah, nobody was open, but you still got to launch.

You still got to throw it. It didn't make any sense. Yeah. It was, and then to do that, to turn around and go down the field. Man, Zach Wilson, where you at? You're, where am I at with? Yeah, I'm all in on.

All in, all in. He kind of reminds me of James Wilson. You never know where you're gonna get with him. That's disrespectful to James. Yeah, that is. Do you think he would have played better today if he didn't Apple pick on the by week? No, I think he would have played better if it didn't rain.

I said a couple weeks ago, can't play in the rain. Yeah, that's sure you did say that. You called that. He can't play in the rain. This was very close to being like the Patriots lost. You lose to the Patriots. Society, if there was no such thing as rain, and it's just a complete utopia with Zach Wilson,

Super Bowl champion. Yeah, it's a rain in New York every single weekend for like since we moved. That's all we haven't done the bike ride. Yeah, yeah, that's the end of the bike ride. Yeah. Memes, you are, you are excited though, because it does look, Aaron Rogers throwing a pass like he's throwing it right now is actually insane. It's nuts. You also memes like you should be very excited because the jets have like a weird, I don't want to say team of destiny, but there's something weird going on. Like this is three wins in a row and they're winning weird ugly games in strange ways. Right.

Which means that they're probably doing a lot of little stuff really, really well. And I'm starting to kind of believe in the jets, which like if non-jet fans, NFL fans are starting to believe in the jets, that means that something's going well because I would have no reason to believe in the jets. After they beat the bills, after Aaron Rodgers tours of Kaleigh's, you knew something. Something could happen. We was a chiefs game though. That was the turning point. The chiefs game, I feel like that was that that was a loss that counts as a win. Because you came out of it being like, oh,

the jets might be okay. Yeah, we should have won that game. Right. And then you've won three in a row. And we get the jets on standalone prime time. Two weeks in a row. Memes is acting like a different person on the show right now. Oh, yeah, no, he was so hot.

I don't know what he's doing. Like, he's going around saying that if they're in the NFC They'd be the one seed in the NFC He's like yeah, you know like they're pretty good when he all day He's been talking about how the jets are the best team in the NFL Waiting When he says about the who's the one seat in the NFC right that would be the Eagles because they happen when the Jets play the Eagles How many losses do the Jets have how many laws are the Eagles have just saying

CPFDC's my side. I see I see me so much you have your your your not telling us the truth right now you're you're you're playing quality Best team in the NFC right now technically we beat the Eagles so yeah No, not technically like literally you, you did beat the Eagles. Yeah, we did. They don't have to talk about what happened to the Cowboys. Yeah, it's a good point. That's... Wait, so you're saying that the Eagles aren't the best team in the NFL?

No, I'm just saying that it means just picks and chooses what is good for him. I love the naturally- That's how it gets sound, right? You guys are each other's biggest haters, except when it comes to Hank, and then you'll team up on Hank. Yeah, that's true. That is actually not only do we get the jets in prime time on Monday night football against the chargers,

then we get them Sunday night football against the Raiders and then skip a week and is that Thanksgiving? Yeah. They play the dolphins. Yeah, Black Friday. So a lot of, oh, that's the Black Friday game. Yeah, yeah, so that's a lot of. and that's also a big game for me because I said The Jets can be the dolphins last week. We said right now right now. That's true. Good point memes. Thank you

Right now is past right now. I'm gonna bring you back down to earth for just a second Yeah, you're off into line sucks. We lost two more guys. Yeah, you're off into line is not good That might be good though when you lose bad players. It might not two more guys. Yeah, your offensive line is not good. That might be good though. When you lose bad players, it might not be the worst. Yeah. Yeah. No, that's actually when you have like that's a weakness of their team. Yeah, like just lost the bad guys. It couldn't get worse. So Dexter Lawrence had 14 pressures today. 14. Yeah. Defensive. Tito. Although, Tito, that one penalty, that was that might have been the deciding factor because they got the clock stopped.

Yeah. On that first chunk play after they got the ball back. To quote your coach memes, they don't ask how they ask how many. Yeah, this final score should have been seven, six. What wait for the jets? Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah.

So the defense almost, the defense on the giants touchdown just gave up like two personal foul penalties Yeah, oh, that's not you don't give those up you commit though. I'm also gonna jump in real quick and reminding that you did play against Tommy DeVito And so can't for odd Taylor was still in the game that I don't know if it would have probably would have had negative nine net passing Like you know when they do the hypothetical like oh How many like rushing yards could you get behind the best offensive line in football? I I think I could have the same stat line as Tommy DeVito today Negative one yard two for seven. Yeah, I just do pop passes two pop passes

They should have got him going. Yeah, with like a little like direct pop pass or Right, cook a little bit direct pop pass or shovel pass. Right. Cook a little bit. Like you don't and then it's thrown at someone's feet the minute you get the ball or just arm point throw it as far as you can for an interception. Yeah. No, you didn't even throw an interception, did he?

I don't think to trust him. Yeah. Yeah. Shout out to fellow Syracuse crowd, Andrew Cattle on one of the ugliest best games you'll ever see on the call. We all LOL in the game. We who? Andrew Cattle on the ever see on the call. We all LL in the cave. We who? Andrew Cattleman, he was on the call.

He said one of the best ugliest, ugliest best games you'll ever see. Got it. Yeah, it was, it was a very fun game to watch. It was a big 10 West game. It was Iowa Wisconsin. Again, big soda raska Purdue. Yeah, it was a great game.

Okay, next up, Panthers Texans, Panthers 15 Texans 13, Bryce Young's better than CJ Sharp. That's what the stats say today. That's it. Fun fact. We figured it out. That was the first time that the top three picks and plays in a game together, and once kind of wild.

So Bryce has beat the Stroud Boys, and you know, Stroud Boy, we're going to regroup. We're going to retreat, we're going to talk about what went wrong. We're not going to turn to each other and we're going to be fine. I think the Texans will be okay, but the Panthers needed this. They needed like a, they need this particular game, one coming off a by-week to have it, having something for your fan base to look at and say, okay, price young might be the guy. He might be the guy. And Frank Wright, good job being smart enough to not call the plays anymore. Yep.

That was good by you. I also walk away from this game, being like, we should celebrate the O and 16 teams more. Cause this is a reminder how hard it is to lose every game. Yeah. It is any given Sunday. And the Panthers, I mean, it was not a pretty game, but they won

a game. They did. The field goals at the end were so funny too when Eddie Pinero was out there and the Texans employed the strategy of just trying to time the snap every single time. Yeah. And this one guy was like five yards offside twice in a row. It was like when you played in Madden, you're like, how can I stand in front of the kicker when they snapped the ball?

You can just make somebody rage quit. That's what he's trying to do. Make the Panthers rage quit at the end of the game by committing the same foul over and over and over again. Be like, I can do this all day. It's a smart strategy. Yeah. What they do, they're just gonna give you another,

he's gonna make it anyway. They already were well within fuel goal range, but shout out to Panthers. They want a football game. I don't want them to win anymore games, but they want a football game. That don't want them to win anymore games, but they want a football game That's good for them must feel good Texans

Are we worried? They're just kind of what they are the Texans will be okay. They're a few there are future team They'll be okay the Texans are you're still good. You're still way better than people thought you would be this year But there was a time when it was like who Texans could be in the playoffs I thought it was yeah, now it's like Hey, let's just enjoy the fact that we have a franchise quarterback. Yeah, I thought names not to Sean wants. I thought playoffs question mark last week. Right. Now I'm like, probably not playoffs. Probably not

playoffs. But I mean, there's still three and four, but yeah, probably not playoffs. So you're just for the panthers, you're super bowl this year will be playing the Tennessee Titans for the rights to the Oilers uniforms. Right. Also very funny when Eddie Pignero hit the kick and then he like like a little kid jumped on his lineman's back and like they were running up the field. That was just a very bad guy. He was a professional athlete for a second. Yeah, I love those. He's a little boy. I love it. Yeah, he was a little boy. Okay. Next up Broncos 24 Chiefs 9.

The 16 game losing streak is over. The Broncos have finally beaten the Patrick Mahomes Chiefs. Good for them. Yeah, this is a big win for the Broncos. And it's also the snapping of maybe a more impressive streak that they Yeah, this is a big win for the Broncos and it's also the snapping of Maybe a more impressive streak that they had which is that they were O and 10 in games in which they held the lead at halftime Oh, which is crazy So now there are one and 10 in their last 11 games of that

But this was like the Broncos with a better team today. I don't know Yeah, I it never really felt like the chiefs were gonna make that comeback You kept waiting for it to happen. Michael Hardman had that one-month punt, and then it was pretty much over after that. But I felt like the Broncos were in charge of the game. The Chiefs, okay, so yeah, maybe the Broncos are a better team.

I guess what my point is, if I were Chiefs fan, I wouldn't be worried about this game at all. They had five turnovers. Like if you have five turnovers, you should lose by more than 21 to nine. Like the fact that they were, the muffed kick, punt return, they were down 14, nine getting the ball back. The chiefs could have won this game.

They didn't have five fucking turnovers. Yeah. And they like outgain the Broncos. So I, I, I, I, I like I'm happy for the Broncos. If you're the chiefs, that's a different loss than like the Niners and their three game losing streak where their defense keeps getting gashed. I think that's just a that happened, burn the tape.

Like let's stop fucking turning the ball over constantly. The chiefs will be fine as long as Patrick Mahomes doesn't have swine flu. Right. It's like a multi week illness that he's got. But I know I think today like turnovers go into the equation of which team was better. Yeah. No, it's turned the ball over a lot. The Bronco today, the Broncos were the better team. I think more importantly, we all we all got fucked. We all got fucked on the snow game. It happens every year. We got it last night Colorado State Air Force.

Yeah. Where they they were throwing snowballs around the game. They got a penalty. But we got fucked on our first snow game of the year where in the morning They'll show you a clip of like how bad the stadium is it's like 8 a.m. And oh, yeah We've got like seven more hours until kickoff. They're probably going to clear off some of the snow So we all got excited about a snow game and there was no snow on the ground. There's no snow Yeah, and I would say more than the turnovers because that was kind of a fluke You know, yeah, you turnovers obviously are part of the game,

but there was some fluky shit that had to have the chiefs, they have to stop dropping passes. Skymore had another one in the end zone that could have made it a one-score game late. Skymore, he caught Kateria's Tonyitis. Yeah, so the chiefs, that would be the big thing, that would be the big takeaways, like, stop dropping passes. You probably won't turn the ball over five times again,

but stop dropping passes. But you're happy if you're a Broncos fan, just because you get the insult stack goes away. I have a question, is does this make Russell Wilson worth it? No. So the last six quarterbacks, Broncos quarterbacks couldn't beat the chiefs. Trevor Simeon Paxton Lynch case Keenam Joe Flacco drew lock Teddy bridgewater all couldn't beat the chiefs

No Brock in there, huh? No Brock Brock did not uh, he was like there's injuries. He missed the chiefs Yeah, so congratulations Broncos fans. You've you've gotten the monkey off your back And I think Russell Wilson's worth it. He might what if he's just he becomes the Broncos fans, you've gotten the monkey off your back. And I think Russell Wilson's worth it. He might, what if he's just, he becomes the Broncos killer and that's what he does. The Chiefs killer, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Well, he's also already the Broncos killer. Yeah.

Yeah. I did like how the Broncos were playing Taylor Swift after because now we get to start the narrative that we've all been waiting for. Travis Kelsey in games that Taylor Swift attends is averaging 108 yards per game in games that she doesn't attend 46.5 yards per game. You want to play harder for your girlfriend, right? You do want to play harder for your girlfriend,

but she's going on tour. Was she watching today? I don't know. Did she put anything online? Can we look that up? I don't know. Is she real fan? You know this take is going to happen.

Oh, it's already happened. Kansas City Radio. They put it on the broadcast. Yeah. They said there's a very clear difference in games where she attends versus the ones that she doesn't. He's too love struck when she's not there. He doesn't wanna play football.

He's got too much, too much to comment him. I'm not gonna go there. He's got too much. Just back some right up. She's promoting her new album that was out this weekend. I don't see anything about Travis Kelsey. Oh wow Interest was it 1989 Taylor's version. I believe it's a banger and the and the and they broke the record Broncos yeah, 16 games

Damn, maybe they didn't give her tickets Yeah, because if you're if you're an opposing team, you can just say she's not allowed here, right? You can you can ban anybody from the stadium. I was at the Black Hawk game last week and I was saying to Donnie like if you're you should just hire Taylor Swift lookalikes and just put him in a box Show him on the fan cam Yeah, why not? You probably find one on cameo people would freak out. Yeah, yeah, I have a bunch of them Yeah, put him up on the sweet level too. Right. He can't find one on Cameo. People would freak out, yeah. Yeah, have a bunch of them. Put them up on the sweet level too.

Right, he can't find her. Right, just everywhere. Or maybe he'll play really good because everybody looks like his girlfriend. Yeah, it's not a bad idea, Hank. I just think, yeah, get the people going. Yeah, get the people just talking, buzzing, talking about it. Yeah, the chiefs now, this Germany trip,

the fact they're going on Thursday. Yeah, so late. Oh, because they, I think they'll win against dolphins, but yeah, I mean, if it goes, the chiefs for the team that I felt the most confident in the AFC. And again, this game is not a game where I'm like, oh, man, what's wrong with the chiefs? They had five turnovers. Like, you just don't turn the ball over five times. But if they lose the dolphins, then you got to start asking questions. It feels like the chiefs. They had five turnovers. Like you just don't turn the ball over five times. But if they lose the dolphins, then you got to start asking questions.

It feels like the chiefs are trying to trap us. They're like begging us to say the thing that people say every year, which is like, what's wrong with the chiefs? Yeah, you're right. You're trying to achieve straight away. They're good players at the deadline. We shouldn't fall for it.

You're trying your best chiefs, and I appreciate it, but you're not going to fool me. We already gave them the AFC West title last week, right? We did. Yeah, so you already have it. No take backsies. Speaking about doppelgangers, I don't know if you guys watched on Sunday countdown

this week. They did a special on NFL doppelgangers. They had like the Trevor Lawrence girl that looks like Trevor Lawrence and a couple other people. The Aaron Rogers guy from Europe or whatever. Then they were like, who are the ESPN doppelgangers? And they had Alex Smith, they put up a picture

of Ryan Gosling, the picture looked a lot alike, he's a good looking guy, and then they said, what about Adam Schaefter? And then they put up a picture of Paul Rudd, and they're like, does he look just like Paul Rudd? Oh man. And I thought I was going insane looking at my television, Schaefty.

I was like, Schaefty, good for you, was like, Chefty, good for you, Chefty, for proving this package, but there's, I don't think there's a guy on Earth that looks less like Paul Rudd. Damn, yeah. Chefty, you gotta take that shirt off. Take the shirt off. Take the shirt off.

Oh, maybe the Vikings should call Chefty. Yeah, play some quarterback. Maybe Gritty a little bit? Yeah, okay, before we get to the last three games, let's do our last ad, PFT. Yeah, Before we get to the last three games, let's do our last ad PFT. Yeah. Before we get to our last games, it's brought to you by our good friends over at Blue Choo. Love Blue Choo. Great new sponsor. You can have better sex with Blue Choo. Blue Choo is currently the only place to go for Chubo versions of Sil Denefil and to Delefil.

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Blutew.com and remember, use promo code PMT. Okay. Ravens 31 Cardinals 24, uh, fuck Nelson Aguilar four fuck Nelson Aguilar for just I don't know what he was doing on that onsite kick. That was insane. So I didn't see the onsite kick because I was frustrated with how this game turned out to begin with. Yes, we all time Cardinals cover at the end by the onsite kick and getting the penalty on a misfield goal, their own penalty, getting to retake the field goal and hitting it and covering the nine and a half. The penalties at the end on the field goals were bad because it was a penalty for like offsides, right?

Yeah. It was offsides on your own field goal. Yeah, yeah, field goal block team. Yeah, yeah, fall start and then they missed it wide right and the second one went right down the deck. It was a tough way to lose a cover but it does extend Lamar Jackson's career record against the NFC to 17 and one.

Yeah. So it continues to dominate the NFC. And also congrats to the Cardinals because when you're looking at the draft picks, you're now holding the first overall pick. Number one, number one. Maybe Colin Murray comes back. You rip off a couple of wins, but your number one right now.

Also that touchdown by Tray McBride was awesome when he had the entire Ravens team trying to tackle him. If I was Tray McBride, I would just have that touchdown playing on loop when you walk into my house. Yeah, that was the best game by Cardinals tight end in a very, very long time. Yeah, just make that like a piece of art that's just a gift that's over your fireplace. Your wall, your entire tissue. You getting trying like five grown men trying to take you down as you just carry them all into the end zone.

The entire front siding of your house, you're just be a giant projection of that play. A drone light show. And if you're the Ravens or if you're the Cardinals, you got the Diamondbacks. Yeah, let's not be greedy here. No, you got the Diamondbacks. And then the Suns are probably gonna be here. And you got the No More Pick. Yeah, and the No More Pick, you're fine.

And as for the Ravens, they didn't play their best game on offense, but they still are better than the Cardinals, which I, you know, I was thinking that maybe this was, last week was gonna be the jump off point for Todd Monkins' offense. Lamar didn't have like the best game But they still handled them pretty easily and the Ravens defense was very good They were fine. So the Ravens have gone in the matter of like a couple years

Complaining about blowing all these fourth quarter victories that turn into losses to now you're just complaining about blowing fourth quarter covers Covered. Yeah, turn it back to the problem. So it's a great problem to have a few of the Ravens. Yeah We do have a little Odell watch. He smashed his helmet in frustration. Yeah. Was that because he got injured, but he also had zero catches. I think he drew a passenger appearance on that and he was like frustrated. They didn't catch it.

I think that he's spitting to his home before he did it. That's my big shot. I don't know. But maybe a diva watch? Oh, I mean Odell's been. He's been up there. Yeah. But he, I do like the purple hair. It's pretty cool. Oh, I mean, O' Dell's been. He's been up there. Yeah, but he I do like the purple hair It's pretty cool. Yeah, look school. Yeah, and the Ravens ran the ball I I wonder if the Ravens are gonna try to get a running back because they also are in the

Derrick Henry Discussion. Yeah, where it's like they have a Super Bowl They have Superl aspirations and they might want to try to beef up that running back room. I always feel like the Ravens can plug whoever back there. If Lamar is running the ball well. Yeah, he even run the ball today makes it a lot easier on anybody else that's in the backfield. Yeah, but the Ravens are looking pretty good at six and two.

I feel pretty confident about the Ravens. They have a big game against Seahawks next week, which will be kind of a who's for real situation. Because I'm high on the Seahawks as well. And they, you know, they didn't play great against Browns today. If the, if either of those team with team wins that game handily, I'm going to be like, ooh, watch out. I think the Seahawks are for real. Yeah. Um, okay. Well, let's talk about that game. Seahawks 24 Browns 20. They, they did struggle a little today. I mean, they basically needed PJ Walker to turn back into PJ Walker at the very end with that interception to win the game because they were they came out so hot. Look like it was going to be a route. And they just toyed around the the Browns table, run the ball. And they needed like they needed a heroics at the end to win that game which I did not going going

going into it. I did not think that's what how that game was going to play out. It's kind of cylinder to the jets how they they win a bunch of weird strange games in different ways. The C-Hawks have actually found themselves in that position where they were they're in first place in the division. Uh, remember we had that discussion on Friday and I was talked out of it because of our friend George Kittle. They're in first place. They're in first place right now. I did not see the 49ers losing. They're in first place right now. When I said that it was plus 400, now they're plus 250. And it's Jake Bobo time.

Yeah, that guy's awesome. Just fun to say. I fucking love him. I love him. The Siocs were a great throwback uniform today too. Yeah, they did. Jamal Adams made a big play wearing a throwback helmet, bounced right off it.

Yep, got to pick. PJ Walker put in the ball in his hands. People are going to be questioning a lot of things to Fanski does. But I actually think that Stofanski is doing a great job coaching this team this year with PJ Walker mostly running the show. Yeah, I don't. I guess I have to figure out like, hey, Jashon, are you going to play this year? Because their defense is, now their defense is the last couple of weeks been not the defense it was, you know, the historic defense first month and a half of the season, but their

defense is still awesome. You just need to quote, like a B level quarterback. PJ Walker, nice guy. I think his ceiling is like C. So Josh, are you going to play? Are you going to play? I think he's going to come back maybe next week, maybe the week after what is even injured? What's the rotator cuff? I don't buy it. So yeah, I don't think he likes football. A lot of people who are having a discourse does the Sean Watson love football. Does he love does he love being a football player or does he

love playing football? I love that conversation. That's very good. I think he just loves being a football player, big cat. He loves being paid like a football player. I don't think that he loves football. He doesn't love the grind. I hope he uses this. Actually, that's a bad choice of words. I hope you use this clip as like a lot of people have been doubting my love for the game. I, you know what? I'm, I'm gonna doubt to Sean Watson. I'm a calm out. I'm a calm out. doubting my love for the game. I, you know what? I'm gonna doubt DeShon Watson. I'm gonna call him out. I'm gonna call him out. I think I call him out.

I think I love football more than DeShon Watson does. I know I love football more than he does. I'm gonna call him out. If I had, you could cut off my arm. I'd still go out there with my boys on Sunday. Absolutely. If I was on the board and fumble. No, never.

With one arm? I have too much pride to know. I pay two, my details are that important to me where I'd never fumble. No chance. Don't take a sack in a big time scenario where you're gonna get backed up out of field goal range either.

I know that. I'll never take a sack. I throw the ball away. I've never taken a sack. Every time. You know what, because in completion is not a bad thing to happen. Nope.

Nope. And I know that because I love football. I'd also make plays. I'd make plays happen. I'd make plays with my arm and my feet. Mm-hmm. And my mind. Mm-hmm. Cause I can read a defense. I'd make plays happen. I'd make plays with my arm and my feet. Mm-hmm. And my mind. Mm-hmm.

Because I can read a defense. Yep. Front and back. Back and forth. You know what else I do. I grab guys by the face mask. If they're not on their assignments. Yeah, I'd head butt people.

Without my face mask on. I'd pull them over and I'd say no, you're running the wrong route. That's just guys that love football. Unlike to Sean Watson. I would also never throw my guys under the bus. Nope, there's a lot of things I wouldn't do. Never talk about another man's money.

Never do that. I'd be the first one in last one out. Mm-hmm. That's a fact. I wouldn't go apple picking on my bi-week. Nope. I'd be in the film room. I'd be in the film.

Riding. I'd have my nose. I'd have my nose in the playbook all the time. Yeah, all the time. All the time. I'd be studying. I'd be studying every play. I'd know every play. I'd check into all the time. Yeah, all the time. All the time. I'd be studying. I'd be studying every play. I'd know every play.

I'd check into all the right protections. Is there another thing I would do? Yep. See who's hot. Yep. See who's not. All that stuff. I would reward my guys for hustling.

Uh huh. Audible. Yeah. Listen, Tishan, it's pretty clear right now that we love football more than you do. We just rattled off all the things that you don't love. That Toshan probably was listening to this podcast, and when we started talking about how much we love football,

he turned it off. He's like, these guys are freaks, they love football. I would love the preparation even more than the games. Easily. That's practice is where I shine. That's what a freak I am. The weight room? I live there.

I get in there, I'd be lifting with the alignment. You know what, I'd be hanging out with the alignment after work too. I'd buy weight room. Mm-hmm. I live there. I get in there. I'd be lifting with the alignment. You know what? I'd be hanging out with the alignment after work too. Uh-huh, I'd buy them gifts. So not even for Christmas. Just for being alive. Every day I would see my offensive line. I would give them another Yeti cooler.

Yeah. Oh, like Yeti cooler. It sounds like you're going cheap. I'd be getting them the fucking tricked out golf carts every day. That'd be sick to have so many would know what to do. Well, do you have to have the golf cart to put the Yeti cooler in the back? That's true. They're hand in hand. Yeah. Yeah. I get them Yeti golf carts. Get them cowboy boots. Yeah.

All of it watches. Maybe like a couple of times here. Not two. Five. Cash. I love football way more than the Sean Watson loves football. He's been called out. He loves, he loves being a football player. Shawn Watson, if you're listening to this, tell us your favorite thing about football, bitch, can't. Mm-hmm. You're probably gonna say the money. Yeah, you can't say that. I play for free.

I should have said that to start. I would play for free. I would pay them. Yeah. To let me play. One dollar. For the honor. Because they'd have to pay me one.

It's a privilege to play in the National Football League. A lot of guys think that no, it's not, like, it should be given to you. I disagree. I think it's a privilege to go out there and you protect the shield. And if they had to pay me because of, like, rules and everything, the NFOPA, I'd restructure my deal every fucking day. Mm-hmm. Move money around. I'd be so cap-friendly. I'd give my guaranteed money back.

That's how much we love football. Hank how much is a football here's different Not that much And that was the Sean Watson. That was our interview with the Sean Watson right there Okay, I hope he hears that. Yeah, I hope somebody cuts it up and someone said that to him. All right last one Bengals 31 9 or 17 Uh-oh This was a can't lose. I said going into it's a can't lose for both teams All right, last one, Bengals 31, 9 or 17. Uh oh. This was a can't lose. I said going into, it's a can't lose for both teams. The 9 or's lost.

The 9 or's are in trouble. It was a can't lose. All right, so we should start with saying that the Bengals are all the way back. These are the Bengals that if you were a Bengals fan, you spent the first month saying to yourself, I don't think this is the real team. I think they'll be back eventually.

But as the weeks went by, you're like, I'd really like to see it eventually because even in their wins, like their Monday and football win against the Rams, it wasn't great. Their Seahawks win. The offense didn't look great. This was the Bengals announcing their back because Joe Burrow was out of this world good. 28 for 32, 283 yards, three three touchdowns and he ran the ball 63 yards running or 43 yards running sorry, but like you could tell that that play he made where he almost got sacked like four different times. It was. He's healthy. Yeah, he's healthy. And this is what you want from the bet. Like you if you're a bangles fan,

you were having the best night of your sleep of the 2023 season. I know that for a fact because you're like, we're good. Joe borrows back. We got the bills in the hall next week. And we just, they kicked the shit out of the night. They ran all over them. They did everything they wanted. Yeah, the running game was really good. And Burrow did look like himself.

And Jamar Chase was always open to this. Always. He was open the entire game. It was pretty sick to watch the bangles round the form. we did get robbed of one of the best plays of the day where burrow fumbled the ball that he was already down to the blue the whistle the center on the back. Yeah, Karras. Karras probably had he probably could have gone for like 35 yards running straight downhill with the ball and they ruled it that he was down but it was a fumble. I really wish that we could have gotten that because it would have been a great highlight.

It's also great whenever in offensive lineman picks up the ball because they have two competing thoughts in their head. One is, I gotta start running, and the other is, they start looking around like, who am I gonna fight? Like, you could see it in his face. He's like, who am I gonna fight? Someone's gonna try to tackle me.

I get to fight someone. And it's a great, it's's like it's so much fun to watch that happen at the same time I love it when they take the ball and they immediately go into like ball protection Yeah, full back. Yeah, they put two on the line. Yeah, like one arm on top one arm on bottom And they just start running forward and eventually just get their knees cut out from underneath them Yeah, and go down, but it's it's a great. And I'm sad that it got taken off the books today. As for the Niners, they're in trouble. Their defense has been bad the last two weeks. I know everyone wants to talk about Brock Pertie, who's also not been good.

And people are like, ooh, is Brock Pertie starting to turn back into a pumpkin? I, I have more confidence in Trent Williams and DeBosamil coming back in the Niners offense looking like they have for the first six weeks of the season or five weeks of the season. The Niners defense is the issue. Yeah, I don't think Brock, he didn't play that poorly today. That one interception was bad. Yeah, it a bad interception, but the rest of the game I thought Brock was good enough to win, but their defense just stunk It's and they got gashed again. They got gash against the Vikings

They got gash against the bangles like that is That is a cause for concern because What three weeks ago we're like no one's gonna beat the Niners now they've lost three in a row. Yeah There's some bad stats out there that are falling Kyle Kyle Shanahan around when it comes to playing from behind. The first one, which is not good, is that the Kyle Shanahan as a head coach is now 0 and 37 when trailing by eight in the fourth quarter. So the Niners, I mean, I think it's fair to say that the Niners are not built to play from behind. It's tough for them.

They like to run the ball a lot, and especially when they have Trent Williams out and Debo Samuel out. It's going to be very, very hard for them to come back from. They're not like super, super explosive, but there's another one where I think they haven't won a game either or maybe they've got one win when they're trailing by three in the fourth quarter too. So Shanahan, not the best at coming from Han. You have to jump out to an early lead.

But at the beginning, I don't really think they're all, I think they're obviously fine. It's just their defense is, yeah, it looks bad. It looks bad. Yeah, the Vikings had 452 yards on them and the Bengals put 400 yards on them tonight. Like that's not a super bowl defense right now as the last two games have been played. Yep.

I hope Brock Birdy, we're going to start the discourse. It naturally will happen. He was being talked about in one way when they were five and oh and now he's a quarterback. Yeah. Are you worried? I'm not worried about Brock. I think Brock is kind of who Brock is. But the defense is the pro.

But it is Brocktober. It is Brocktober. And it hasn't been Brocktober. He did come back from a concussion pretty quickly. And he might have gotten cuss again today. There was a moment where he hit his head on the ground where he had like a two a situation. He started like grabbing his head. Yeah.

Not good. But again, if you're going to rank like what's the problem with the 49ers right now, I think Brock is probably third on the list. Yeah. And they have a by-week. Yeah. So they're going to get healthy. Yep.

And they'll be good. Pro possibly. I think they'll be okay. They're different. That's how it's fixed. But the sea ox are good. They missed deep, that's has to be fixed. The sea ox are good. They miss D'Amico Ryan's. That's really what it is.

They got Wilkes. Is that their defense coordinator? Listen, D'Amico's a good fucking coach. And now they're not in the driver's seat, the NFC West anymore. Nope. Okay, I guess we could talk real quick about the bear's type of an agent, maybe not the guy.

Yeah, is that good? I think it's probably overall a good thing because if he was guy adjacent, then people would be putting a lot of pressure on Justin Fields. You probably wouldn't get the first or second overall pick. He does get the ball off the side. He's fun. Very fun. I also thought the first interception, I don't know, I'd have to watch the All-Toying 2,

which I will because I love football I felt like the receivers both ran the wrong route because it was very bizarre Look like you threw to a spot and neither guy was there. Yeah, so you guys have any teams or any players that you're Going to be unloading no so you're gonna stick with these guys. I don't think we have any I don't know if we have much that people want. That people would want. Yeah. Cool, come back. Yeah, but I want, like, he's young.

Yeah. Like, these are more young. Yeah, you don't want to give up. You have to, at some point, try to build a roster. The chargers look great though. I think they scored on every single offensive possession. The chargers basically walked away from that game being like, wouldn't it be fun to play the Bears every week? Yeah, if you're a chargers fan, you are probably looking at how big

Ever it looks every time you touch the ball and be like, that's sick. Oh, I love that we've got a giant tight end that nobody should be able to tackle. That stiff army put on Hicks was little boy-ass. Boy-ass. It was. It was like trying to, you know, little brother, big brother, trying to get Adam and he couldn't a there's a few guys in the NFL When they have the ball in their hand and you look at them and you just say like it's impossible to tackle this person. Yeah, yeah

So the chargers look good and Justin Herbert look good his finger thing is so weird like It wasn't it was parham. Oh Everett's out ever is out. Yeah, parham is even ever so so big. He uh, parham. It was parham. Yeah, every time. Ever it's out. Yeah, parham is, even bigger. Ever it's also big. He's bigger. No, yeah, parham is six, eight. Yeah, parham's a beast.

Uh, oh, I guess Tyson Bayesian only threw two interceptions. I thought there was a third mixed in there. Um, yeah, Justin Herbert looked great. Getting to play, play the Bears defense. Uh, two things though that I that I'd love to just point out national media wise. I believe it was Collins where said the Bears aren't built to play from behind.

The Bears aren't built to play from the head. The Bears aren't built to play with a tie. The Bears aren't built to play. I don't know what that was. Like this team can't play from that. We can't play anyway. I don't think the Bears can be a shootout. Yeah.

There's any type of game you want to, the Bears can beat Brian Hoyer. The Bears can beat the commanders if Dick Buck is just died. Yeah, right. This is like, it was a pretty stark difference when you play against Justin Herbert versus the Raiders. And yeah, that one was

bad. And then Jason Garrett on the pregame said he loves how Eber Fluss has righted the ship. I think Jason Garrett just wants a job. That's what it sounds like to me. Yeah, I don't. The definition of writing the ship. Because they won two games against a bad Raiders team and a bad commander's team. No offense. No, we're bad. I don't think we've read it the ship. No, I think the ship has not been right. I think ships still taking on water briefly. It was, it was like, you remember with a Titanic broke apart and half of it sunk down. And then this my flow and then for a second half of it stayed up until the

bottom half dragged it down. That's where you guys were at. Yeah, we were we were ready to the ship and we're like, hey, maybe, yeah, there's a lot of metal. Maybe we'll stay up. And now you've got Iber Fluss clinging to like a door like Jack. Yeah. But then Rose, let's go. Yeah.

And Ryan Poles is going to let go. You told me you would never let go Rose. That guy, what, what, I got a shout out. I think his name is Ross Reed. He had a great, it was Iber Fluss walking in and I think it was Ted Phillips and Ryan Poles behind him and he's wearing basically the same suit as Joe Pesci and Goodfellas right before he gets waxed. When he gets made. Yeah. In the Maid ceremony. Yeah. So, yeah, things aren't going well.

I'm not going to say the take I wanna say. No, I'm gonna say it. Say it. I didn't love the Justin Fields wearing sunglasses on the sideline. I didn't love it. I know this is the makes me sound like an old guy. I agree.

I don't know. If you show up to your job. I don't know. If you're at your job and you're wearing sunglasses, you wear a piece of shit. Did you not think it was a little weird? Might've been bright on the sidelines. Might've been bright.

Marijuana's legal and kind of, you know, maybe. I don't know. It's not like Colin here. I know, I know. Listen, I said that before. I was like, this is an old man. This is gonna be an old man take. It may be because we were losing and it was bad.

And I want Justin Fields to play and I want to see what the rest of the season looks like with him. I just didn't love the sun guys. I know there's gonna be like old radio guys who are gonna have the same take as me and that will make me feel old. But guess what, we're in the trust tree.

Part of my take, we let it fly, we shoot from the hip. I didn't love it. There's no saying. There's two types of people that wear sunglasses indoors. Blind people and assholes. Right. Make anyone else have the same feeling or is just me. Make of that what you will. Okay. I'll do a quick Twitter search. I do you don't want to do that. I feel sunglasses. I'm gonna probably there's gonna be people agreeing with me that I do not agree with

in general. This seems like Danny Cannell. It's all over this one. Yeah. Yeah. This is a Danny. You're you're absolutely right. This is Danny cats. Danny can now. Yeah. Fuck Danny canats. Yeah. Justin feels wearing sunglasses and doors looks like an asshole. I love Justin feel. So I know listen, we've had him on the show. I feel like I can say this. If I were if I were standing next to him, I've been like, maybe what maybe if we're winning the sunglasses play when you're getting your Asking the way we got our ask kicked maybe take them off that you know what if you guys win that game They become deal with it sunglasses right exactly. Yeah, that's what you want. It's that's really what it is now

I'm happy we talked this out. It's not the sunglasses. It's the loss in the sunglasses Yeah, because he gives you one one more thing to be because you know what you don't want. Oh, no You don't want him to look cool as you're losing. Coward Rodney Harrison just came at Justin Fields in the post game show for literally no reason for wearing sunglasses. All right, I'm, I'm disavowing myself. I had no problem with wearing sunglasses.

What was your take with Dion? It's the same thing. Yeah, no, I don't think Dion should wear sunglasses when he's coaching. Okay. Coaches wear sunglasses all the time. But at night, transition lenses, the other not where transition lenses are.

They're not, they're just always reflected. Those are not, it really is, as I'm talking this out, it really just comes out to winning and losing. If you win with sunglasses, it's cool. If you lose with sunglasses, it's like, come on, man. It's like painting your nails. Yeah.

If you lose and your nails are painted, then it's like, dude, why are you painting your nails? Right. If you win, it's like, this dude's got swag. It's like when Brady Hoke didn't wear a headset on the Michigan sideline. Yeah. When you lose without a headset, you're a fucking asshole.

Yeah. When you win without a headset, it's like, oh, he's good. Yeah, he's just... No problem. You just don't want to give anybody a thing point at it. Yeah, it's like me, a thing to point at. Yeah, anything to point at. So I'm disavowing my own take. It was a momentary lapse.

There's going to be, I know that there's going to be, there's people are going to make this take, and I'm going to be like, I don't like these people who are making this take. Are the lights too bright for Justin Fields? Shit, I probably sobered a box of this box this one it's gonna be on Monday morning Stephen A is probably gonna do it scours gonna do it skips gonna do it I hate myself I hate canals for sure

what here's the thing is fucking hate myself canella is gonna be pissed off that he wakes up tomorrow and he didn't have this take first. Yeah, I hate myself. All right, officially disavowing my own take, no problem with the sunglasses. You have a problem with the losing. Have a problem with the losing and the way we lost because we got our ask kicked. Happy we talk that out. Okay, let's finish the show with who's back in the week. Brought to you by Robac, Robac question, use code take, rhoback.com,

robac.com, promo code take, QZips, polo's hoodies, joggers, shorts, I'm wearing the joggers right now. You can see me flexible, I'm flexible. I saw on Instagram that they're doing fleas. Oh, I'm in. Yeah, I'm all the way. Yeah. Hell yes. Robac.com, promo code take the most comfortable clothes in the world. Hank who's back of the week? On his back of the week is Francis and Ghanu. Yeah. Yeah, he's not really back.

Tyson Fury, they boxed Tyson Fury, Francis and Ghanu this weekend in Saudi Arabia. Oh, that's where it was. Yeah, that was one of my weird time. I hate that. Every fight, every fight should be in Vegas. Yeah, because I would I kind of saw it during the day was like damn I want to watch this if it was at night. I don't really like the The Logan Paul boxing like those are really drama interest too much But like Tyson Fury just too big men fighting is is what you want to see too heavy weights Fritz and gone who also has the

The perfect champion fighters. Whoa, it's also the perfect like he's not a boxer, but one punch. Yeah, and he's why I bought every Mike Tyson paper view after he was completely washed. I was like, what about that one punch? And he did get a punch on him. Yeah, he got a bunch of punches on him.

Knocked him down, was still, you know, he had his energy. He was fighting till the end, split decision, but a lot of people were saying that he won. So who won? So technically Tyson Fury won the split decision. I've never. But Nagano's back. It was crazy, because like Tyson Fury

always looks a little bit out of shape, but he looked so out of shape next to Nagano. Just like they look like different species. Yeah. He did. He was the heaviest he's ever been. Was he? That's what they said. Which, Bullshit for the announcer say that. Yeah. He did. He was the heaviest he's ever been. Was it? That's what they said.

Which, a like, bullshit for the announcer to say that. Yeah. He's a fat, he's ever been. But I almost respect that. Yeah. Yeah. You know, cock you have to be to go into a fight and see your opponent looking like in Ghanu and saying, you know what?

I'm just going to eat a lot. I don't really need to train that much for you. Yeah. I mean, the answer to me, obviously, he's training against Anthony Joshua. He probably just didn't train his heart for this, but now he's maybe going to do more actual, you know, heavyweight boxing fights. I think that's also someone that the fighting commission was going to rank.

Uh, Nagano as a, you know, top 10 ranked boxer. So if you fight again, potentially, it could be for a champion. This is the whole reason you wanted out of the UFC or wanted Dana White to give him the ability to do this because you probably made more in this fight than you made at the UFC. That's career. Definitely. It's crazy.

Okay, good. Yeah, I saw his brother Tommy Ferry made like $10 million doing the YouTube fight. I guess KSI. We should become fighters. You were Hank. Yeah, yeah. I got Ted Kay.

But we love tags too much. Too because you know what to be a distraction. Right. If we started to fight it's like art is this guy really focused on football? All right. PFT year who's back? My who's back the weakest flavor Flav. Oh, yeah. Flav of Flav got brought out at a bucks game to sing the national anthem. And you know what on a sliding scale of how good I thought Flava Flava would do versus how good he actually did, he knocked out the park.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely crushed it. Now on a scale of people who were actually invited to sing national anthems at professional basketball games, probably like right above Fergie and nobody else. I would love to know, cause whoever made the decision is hilarious. Yeah, agreed. And I'm sure there was someone on the inside

who didn't really, they're like, yeah, flavor, flavor, flavor, rapper, sure. Not knowing flavor, flavor, flavor. And then when they saw this, we're like, why the fuck did we book flavor, flavor, flavor, just in the National Anthem? But it was worth it,

cause it was a very, very funny video. Yes it was. He tried. Yeah, he tried. He it because it was a very, very funny video. Yes, it was. And he tried. Yeah, he tried. No, he did a good job. He did try. Flav and Flav. Flav, Flav. I think he probably performed as well as he possibly could have.

Where do you think New York is these days? I love New York. That, that, I loved her. She was the best. That show is on young enough. That show and the, uh, who was the, who was the blonde hair rock star, Keith? Oh, no. Every rose has its thorns.

You're talking about poison, Brett Michaels. Yeah. Brett Michaels, double shot of love, Brett Michaels. Yes. Was that rock of love? Those, I mean, it was rock of love, double shows, I forget. He was always cool. He was always cool.

Yeah, Nazi. Those, yeah, problematic. Those shows were on when I was young enough where I didn't understand celebrity and it blew my mind or I was like, how do these guys have all these girls like, just competing like flame of flame? Like, who is this guy? Yeah, it was the best.

Brett Michaels, he's always walking to a room and just be like, what's the going on? Yeah, that was like his catchphrase was great. I said, what's the going on? Like every time I would walk into a room that year's. I, that was like his catchphrase was great. I said what's the going on? Like every time I was walking to a room that years. I knew York versus pumpkin. Oh, one of the greatest rivalries of all time when she spit on her the best.

That was a great show. VH1 really had a nice little run. And the girl that like one ended updating should get married to Shaq. Shaq, Shaq, game. Yeah, big time. All right, my who's back the week is the World Series. Jack. Jack. Jack. Jack.

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Um damn yeah this is just not true. Yeah this is not true. It sounds like it's true. We've been catch us. I said that I was it up. Yeah one of the one of those game. I asked him on Monday game seven was Tuesday and he was like no I'm good I don't want to go to the game.

Correct. Because he looked at the World Series game at the World Series game two. In Saturday night is game two. Hmm. Incorrect. I never said that I was got that I didn't want to go to the game. I didn't want to go into the game.

It was cold, can't trick in the stadium. I wanted to go to the bars. Mm-hmm. Like, you just completely made up that narrative that it was because. Nothing to do with the World Series. Had nothing to do with the potential World had nothing to do with the potential world series Okay, how was the world series game two didn't watch it? Oh at all wasn't on the bar. I was watching the badges. Oh, okay

But game one was incredible So it's one one timebacks were rooting for the timebacks our guy Dan Heron game one though The the craziest that ever. So obviously they played another road game last night. But after game one, the Diamondbacks had played in four road world series games in the history of their franchise and three out of four of them. They had given up a two run home run in the bottom of the ninth. Yeah, there was a wild video that went out there about George W. Bush who threw out the first pitch. Yeah, there was a wild video that went out there about George W. Bush who

threw out the first pitch. Yeah. And they did a mashup of George Bush throwing out the first pitch in this game. Also in the World Series back when it was in New York, when you threw that that heater right down Broadway. And then the left handed home runs that lined up the opposite field shots. It was it was crazy. We're about to have a rock ward three. Yeah, this keeps going. Revelle also was like, if I'm George Bush, I would never throw another first pitch out because you just like ruined the one in 2001.

No, he didn't. No. That's still an iconic first pitch that will never be taken away. I don't even remember what his first pitch on Friday night looked like. He bounced it. It's okay, but I don't,

but who cares? The pitch in 2001 is, I mean, you talk about that. But definitely has prime time player. He definitely has some type of memory. He probably's got like, you know, a piece of the dirt or something. He's got a ticket stub for the head. He's like, now it's not worth as much because we know that he bounced one. Yeah, but that was a game. One was incredible. And I was, so I was listening. I was driving home yesterday and listening to some post game on it. And Buster only was talking about the Diamondbacks pitching staff and their coaches.

By the way, this is way older than my sunglasses. Yeah. Yeah. I was listening to baseball radio. No, baseball post game post game radio. Yeah. 100. 100. 100. 100. Oh, you love it. You love to hear the guys. And you do like a two hour post game show. And God bless them for figuring out things to talk about baseball for two hours nonstop But Buster only was like Dan Herron is he is the pitching architect. He's the architect Us talking about he's the architect of this air Arizona Diamondbacks rotation did I think he's get a he gives a locker right now He tweeted a picture. He should like an analyst locker. He should, he's the architect. Fuck, we gotta get him on, I hope they win.

I hope we can get him on drunk. Oh yeah. Be great. Okay, Jake, finish yourself, you're who's back. My who's back of the week is Dylan Brooks being a villain. First off, he got... Well, a bronze stopper. Yeah, he got cooked today by Steph Curry,

I don't know if you guys saw the highlight. I did. And second off, when asked about Victor about Victor Wemba Nyama, when they played over the weekend, he said he's tall, that's really it. Yeah, I love that tape. People got mad. No, I love that tape because that's every guy that doesn't actually play basketball. They just point at a guy who's seven feet tall and be like, he's just tall.

If I was that tall, it'd be a great basketball player too. That's like when, when Shaq and his heyday, when I was a little kid, one of my first worst takes was like, he's just bigger than everyone. He's like when, uh, when Shaq in his heyday, when I was a little kid, one of my first worst takes was like, he's just bigger than everyone. He's not that good. Yeah, if he wasn't allowed to dunk, he wouldn't be good at basketball. I think it's embracing being the villain. I think it's good.

Yeah, well, you got to be, um, you got to be good at basketball to also embrace being the villain. Because if you are bad at basketball and embrace being the villain, you'll just get let it. What is it, what is it, memes? What's the meme? Oh, Gary will learn Chinese. Buddy. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mames. I needed you there. Wait, did you say the Batman line or the Ray to learn Chinese? What the fuck? Batman line. Are you saying you either die here? Oh, no, no.

No, okay, I get ready to learn Chinese. That's your, that's like one of your go-to memes. That is. Now it's get ready to learn Canadian when somebody plays bad in the NFL. Oh, that's good. Oh, that is good. Like that, eh?

What about get ready to learn flag football rules? Well, you can do. You could win a gold medal now. Yeah, yeah, sure. Steph Curry did hit him with the crazy screen face. Yeah, the home one. Okay, good show, boys. Good show.

I think we're going to do a hockey preview on Wednesday. I like it. Hank, you have to remind Ryan Whitney. Okay, or Mike Grinnell. Okay. Ryan Whitney. On it, everyone tweet Whitney and say remember you have to do part of my take at 2 30 Eastern on Tuesday Please tweet him that a reminder

Okay Hank you ever gotten this? No That a boy good answer. How do you good answer? All right numbers 3 18 31 20 31 huh All right numbers 318 31 20 31 huh someone's gonna get it today. I go 70. What's 31 heck someone's gonna get it today? Shen 10 for Shane You would you go 31

We'll give the Evan 69 you did for my birthday Thanks, I he didn't remember your birthday. No, all the means. Memes, what was yours? Mine's three. Ed is a 69. Okay, here we go. Well, I love that sound. Yeah, let's start, so.

It's actually an F-18, like, letting both candles. 17! Yes! Oh, yes! 17 Yes You are such an idiot why did you go to anywhere? Such an idiot first person in the Book It would have been a historical selection That's your number, right? That's your fucking number, dude!

If you had been the first, it would have killed me. You got so cute with it. It would have killed me if you were the first. And you were, that's your number. You guess it every time. And you didn't guess it this time. And it went 17. Why did you take 31, Hank?

That literally is your number. That's insane. That's your number. You could have been, you know. Shut the fuck up. Do you know how much, do you know how much you could have flexed on us? If you had gotten that, instead of any of us,

like that's your dream scenario. And was 17. Ah. Why did you go 31? Instead of any of us like that's your dream scenario and was 17 Why did you go 31 Why did you go 31? I don't even want to say it. No, you have to say it. You have to blame something You have to say it. It's still a game in a number There's some fucking dickhead who just keeps DM Dickhead who just keeps DMing up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Nah, I don't think we should now we won't I'll do one it doesn't count I just want to see Hey, that's brutal dude

Tommy Tommy God shit Tommy why would you listen to Tommy smokes? Not Tommy smokes Love you guys damn you're gonna you're not gonna sleep tonight That's Fuck you. I'm coming for your love, I'm going for your love, please Don't leave me, hey, please, I'll be gone Good job, good job, good job He lets the same, I'm on the Senate, but I'm being stolen a good Well then, I'm fine, because I feel the same as me It's no better to be safe inside, to be safe inside, to be safe I'll be gone, let's go to the world Thank you.