Pardon My Take - NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes And Deion Sanders

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Starting point is 00:01:42 Okay, let's go. Welcome to part of my take presented by the Cash App. Let's go download it right now, use code BARSTEL, you get $10 for free, $10 to the ASPCA. Today is Monday, November 9th, and it's week nine, presented by WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, WOOP, get that heart rate up, 69. We start in Indianapolis, where both teams were strapped head to toe in athletic apparel in the Battle of Art Models. Chuck Evel Knievel Clark jumped over that Snake Rivers on his way to the end zone.

Starting point is 00:03:06 In a touching tribute to Nick Suzanne Boyle, the Ravens offense was downright ugly, but got the job done. Juh Kobe was brought in for a first half buzzer beater, but the cult fell short in this game, and Phil Rivers' car ride home will be the second van full of tears this weekend. Talking about Jones Boom, Ravens 24, cult's 10. To New York City, where Daniel Jones survivor left his marky mark all over the field, as Joe Judge Amy Comey Barrett had his outdoor Washington ceremony attended by several fans, which led to many Washington insiders cough, cough, coughing the ball up with a WOOP and

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Starting point is 00:10:09 and a WOOP and a WOOP The Saints looked awesome and Michael Thomas back. I don't even know Okay, so this is like old coach speech Speech is it better that the Bucks lost so bad that they can just throw this one out you throw the tape out Yeah, you don't even really yeah, you just say move on Bruce Arians is not going to take this game Seriously, like he's he is going to hit the delete button on it. I think but they stink There's an ask they stink so bad. We might get James you might play for the Saints taste him right now

Starting point is 00:10:47 It's totally taste them right now, which I actually started in my two QB league not to brag no one cares Why no we don't but I had a little problem Yeah, it's I'm actually concerned about Bruce because Bruce his only hope is to go ahead and and pretend that this game never happened Hope hopefully he was just blackout drunk for the entire thing. He doesn't remember Because this could kill him watching this tape could actually kill Bruce Arians I am also concerned just with his sideline appearance in general Not only the double glasses and the shield But it appears that Bruce Arians has a bomb strapped to his chest at all times on the sidelines like black jacket

Starting point is 00:11:21 Yeah, it's like speed except it blows him up if his BAC drops below a point Oh, wait, or if he doesn't throw it deep with a pass rush that was killing Tom Brady Yeah, absolutely was getting destroyed destroyed and it was it was as bad as it looks like this wasn't you know Sometimes you can be like oh well shit just went weird and no the bucks laid an absolute egg because You could you could say obviously the turnovers were bad, but they Started the game. I think like three consecutive three and outs and I think the Saints even Fumbled on the one-yard line like in in the middle of that like first quarter So they could have even put any put more on them

Starting point is 00:11:59 But this is you go into this game thinking this is like gonna be the game that the bucks established themselves as a true Contender for the Super Bowl and you walk out of it being like what did we just watch? Yeah, I I had some questions about him after Monday night But I resolved those in my own head just by saying the words trap game Yeah, that Monday night was a trap game and an aberration and you can throw it out clearly clearly not Yeah, clearly not some questions So I it's also very good for me that they got their ass kicked by this much because I bet on the bucks I had a great day. I lost one bet. Well, two if you count the charges, which I'm not counting that was a win

Starting point is 00:12:35 Mm-hmm. So I lost one game and then I made my biggest bet of the day because I thought I was so smart Yep on the bucking ears Yep, the fact that they got their asses kicked so soundly and so early humbles you it humbles me and you know what it Else it does it prevents me from doubling my units next week. Yes, because I'm back down to earth throughout the tape I don't think that I'm as good as I thought that I was two hours. That's actually very very important You have to do that They're now just zooming in on taste some Hills arm because he's got a bunch of taste some Hill is just a warrior He's just did his highlight package where he's covering punts. He's running the ball. He's throwing the ball

Starting point is 00:13:07 He's got a raspberry on his arm that looks very looks like something that I would cry about And that's just football that is just football now. Oh, this is now This is beautiful. Drew Brees coming back in the game to throw a touchdown. There we go. There we go We haven't fucking like that since Peyton Manning remember when he took the when he made sure that Brock Osweiler couldn't go into the game Yeah, oh my Tom Brady wasn't even watching Tom Staring down at the tablet looked up like oh what did he throw another touchdown, huh? Yeah, that is fuck That's Sean Peyton giving a big fuck you to Tom Brady there. Oh my god They should have something where they that they pass back and forth between the two of them depending on who has the most touchdown passes

Starting point is 00:13:51 Yes, and by how much I want to see like a little I don't know Maybe like one of those Walter Peyton style patches that you can put on the jersey. Oh Oh, oh, I just just connected. Yep. I'm back. We're back. Yeah, the yes I like that to pass passing it back and forth because it's gonna keep going on but this was a big one for Drew Brees I think what did he end up with he had three or four touchdowns four touchdowns. Yeah four touchdowns in the wind Yes, the wind was a big discussion point beforehand the Saints looked incredible the Saints looked like a team that is starting to figure some things out and Drew Brees on the wash scale not washed because Michael Thomas is back and he looked great tonight So yeah, congrats to the Saints because you definitely established yourself and and we'll start with the Seahawks bill's game

Starting point is 00:14:34 but this week nine like The biggest takeaway I have is the NFC is wide open There's a lot of fools gold in the NFC big cat wide open because you have the Saints in the box and played the night The Saints looked incredible. Obviously the Packers Beat the the the hurt 49ers on Thursday night, but they lost the Vikings last week and then you have the Seahawks going to Buffalo and The bills let's start with the bills because I want to give the bills full credit for this game because they had a great game plan They knew that like you could actually see it

Starting point is 00:15:05 They basically like the the the Seahawks cannot stop a single pass. So we're not even gonna run We're just gonna pass it pass it pass it Josh Allen was 31 for 38 415 yards three touchdowns in a rushing touchdown and guess what he Saying he outplayed Russell Wilson is actually like understating Mm-hmm He kicked the shit out of Russell Wilson even though quarterbacks don't play against each other But if you're saying like dueling MVP candidate Russell Wilson versus Josh Allen Josh Allen was Significantly better all day. Here's a stat. I'm making up right now, but I think that it's correct

Starting point is 00:15:38 This was the biggest height the differential in terms of two quarterbacks starting against each other And let's have the bills played the Cardinals this year. I haven't I don't think so I don't think that they have so this is the biggest stat differential and Josh Allen was Head and shoulders above Russell Wilson today just fucking throwing the ball Not he wasn't even like throwing the standard Josh Allen bombs where he just cocked back and let it rip like 50 yards in the air He was like, you know what he was doing. He was dissecting the Seahawks pass defense this week Just like a surgeon back there. Yes, awesome to watch. What do you say? Oh, they play next week So for the next seven days a warm-up. This is the biggest height differential between two starting quarterbacks

Starting point is 00:16:15 But this was yeah, the bills like we we said on Friday That if the bills want to be considered for real This is a game they have to win and they want it and they want it convincingly. It was a convincing resounding victory. They had Russell Wilson playing poorly. Their offense was absolutely humming Terrible call by me trying to jump ahead of the curve here with saying the Seahawks defense might get better because it somehow got worse They have given up 300 plus yards to six quarterbacks this year six quarterbacks in eight games. Yep, that's insane Here's a crazy stat. I I could not believe this when I read it

Starting point is 00:16:54 As far as past defenses go in the history of the NFL mm-hmm through nine games this year The 2020 Seahawks are the worst by far So they're number one with 365 yards that they're giving up per game. You know number two is who it's actually this year's Falcons And this year's Falcons are they suck. They're the second worst defense really suck in the history of the NFL They're only giving up 311 yards per case. So the Seahawks are 50 yards worse per game Then the second worst team of all time against the past this sucks because what what I wanted to talk about next and this kind of Goes against it, but the whole you know

Starting point is 00:17:33 We've had the narrative Russell Wilson's never gotten an MVP vote and everyone's talking about it in the media is like Can you believe this guy's never gotten an MVP vote even though? Of course, he hasn't got an MVP vote because you can go back in the last five years and look and be like Do you think Patrick Mahomes is MVP two years ago when he threw 50 plus touchdowns? Yes, was Lamar Jackson MVP last year when he was insane. Yes, like it makes sense, but whatever. That's the media narrative Going now week nine, you know, we just finished week nine Russell Wilson is not the MVP Patrick Mahomes is starting to play incredible football

Starting point is 00:18:07 He's he's like so Patrick Mahomes is 25 touchdowns one interception Mm-hmm Russell Wilson is 28 and 8 and then Rogers is 24 and 2 like I if I had to do the MVP voting right this second I wouldn't give Russell Wilson an MVP vote. Oh, I disagree big cat I think I think that you can make the argument that because his defense is so bad that that it's actually saying that Russ Wilson, you know what? He's not the MVP of the league He is the most valuable player in that if you were to take him off of his cream And I agree they would be yes the West Coast Dallas Cowboys, right? But we know like getting rid of Dak Prescott, right except way way way worse

Starting point is 00:18:43 And I agree with that that's that is ridiculous and he does he overcome he he makes up for so much stuff But we know that that's not really how the MVP gets decide. I know but it's just fun Yeah, that argument every year when every fucking person talks about like is it the best player in league or the most important on their Team and I agree if you took Russell Wilson off of the Seahawks They would be a terrible terrible football team, but you know what the Packers would be a terrible football team You took Rogers off it the chiefs You can maybe make an argument because they have so much you know talent on offense that Matt Castle won a game Yeah, like you could maybe make the argument and that cast was his name

Starting point is 00:19:17 Not more. Yeah, but Patrick Holmes is so good and he's starting to play like you know He was really really good in a windy game today against the Panthers. We'll get to that but this I And Russell Wilson is I don't know second-best quarterback Yeah, I would say second-best quarterback in the NFL behind Patrick Holmes, and I'm not saying that he's played poorly I'm just warning. I'm just like getting everyone ready that there's a world where Russell Wilson doesn't get an MVP vote again because The last two out of the last three games he has not been great Like he wasn't good today And I I actually think Russell Wilson is so good that he deserves the Steph Curry treatment where when he's bad

Starting point is 00:19:56 We should just be like is he hurt mm-hmm. Is he hurt? He must be hurt. So something's wrong. He must be hurt So right now I think what Russ Wilson is kind of benefiting from is the fact that he started out so hot, right? And so it takes us we have dumb brains that take about a month to catch up to reality when it comes to anything Or let's just say it takes like four full NFL games for us to figure out what's actually going on and what happened four games ago So like at the start of the season Everybody was thinking back to the last four games of last year Right, that's how we like had ourselves adjusted to start the season off Russ Wilson was playing so well And then it took like another month month and a half for you know

Starting point is 00:20:34 There's first couple games to wear off a little bit other players like Patrick Mahomes start playing well again For us to be like oh wait a second Maybe Russell Wilson isn't by far the most dominant quarterback right now, right? And he he does get the the media hype of can you believe this guy's never gotten an MVP vote? and I actually think that it's a testament to Russell Wilson that in a weird way like he hasn't got an MVP vote But if you had to pick an MVP of the last five years, he'd win it. You know what I mean? He's always second or third. Maybe he doesn't have the greatest statistical year year in and year out, but he's incredible He's an incredible quarterback. I'm just saying this like hey Russ Wilson. This is his year

Starting point is 00:21:14 Not so fast. So what is Mahomes is fucking he's 25 and one is ridiculous, right? So what happens now in Seattle because Pete Carroll just got an extension Yeah, is he gonna fire his defensive coordinator? He might have to he might have to that That'd be kind of shitty if like the day after the news breaks that your boss just got essentially like a lifetime deal Yeah, you can retire when you want to as a seahawk and he walks in immediately fires you I was gonna say they're gonna figure something out like I don't know big cat. You're falling for it I know I know the jerseys. They're frauds or jerseys. It's it's it's Jamal Adams. It's like, you know I just think oh man if they could just play

Starting point is 00:21:52 Halfway decent defense they would be the best team in the NFC, but you're right It's probably not gonna happen and it's probably not gonna get fixed Yeah, so they basically have to win every game in a shootout, which is awesome because that's fun football, but fuck man He is Russell Wilson is playing unbelievable And you're gonna waste it on a defense that can't do shit The crazy thing is if they played halfway decent defense for the remainder of the year They'd still probably set the record for worse past defense of all right, right? Yes, the whatever the the die has been cast. I was gonna say a p-carol should bring back Dan Quinn

Starting point is 00:22:26 As defensive coordinator because he's not doing anything else But then I realized that Dan Quinn's Falcons this year are the second worst past defense of all time Yeah, he put together so that's probably it doesn't speak highly for the for the p-carol coaching trip Yeah, which I actually would I would like to dig deeper in those stats I bet you because the Falcons have actually played a little bit better defensively with Rahim Morris Mm-hmm. I bet you the Dan Quinn Falcons are the worst I don't know the 10 yards worth a game They might be because they've played a little bit better

Starting point is 00:22:53 We are truly blessed to be living in an age where we have these two terrible Defenses playing at the same time because it does it does Result in these like shootout games they come down to the very end an exciting football to watch Yes, I had an idea today when I I read about the p-carol extension should they should they count coaches salaries towards the cap Yeah, why not? That would be fun to see when it would be just like if teams would just load up on the most talented players possible And then just say fuck it and roll whoever you know just a random dude out there Yes, like a guy that has no experience to coach for a hundred thousand dollars a year

Starting point is 00:23:27 Yeah, that's kind of I mean baseball is kind of doing it They just pay their managers nothing and have it run through a spreadsheet By the way shout out Bruce Arians kicking a field goal there to make sure the shutout doesn't happen Mm-hmm. I love when a coach does that You know the shut is shut out sucks So make sure you get three up there, but yeah this game the bills look great The bills are coming up, you know off this and you have to say to yourself like watch out because this was a game It was a big test game and the Seahawks

Starting point is 00:23:54 Poof, I think they're frauds. I think they are there. I mean they definitely are the biggest frauds Defense just can't can't be trusted whatsoever, and I again, I still think they're gonna figure whatever No, they're not gonna figure it out. They're not gonna figure it out But I gotta get you you gotta wear like a rubber band around your wrist whenever you start thinking that way about the sea Let's just snap it. I know it's just some teams like you just always think the you know The Ravens are gonna play good defense the Seahawks gonna play good defense the Bears will never have a quarterback Like you go like Oregon's gonna play fast There's some things that Oklahoma is gonna play fast and never play defense

Starting point is 00:24:27 Yeah, the Dolphins will always suck right there's just things that you you you get in your head And it's just very very hard to figure it out. They could play bad defense for the next three years I'd like Legion of Boom dude. Yeah. All right next up speaking of Ravens Ravens Colts Ravens 24 Colts 10 Say something nice about the Ravens Well, they actually won a game where they were trailing it half Lamar Jackson was 0 and 6 in his career when trailing it half They had 55 yards in the first half looked absolutely terrible and

Starting point is 00:24:57 Credit to them because that was a hard win against the I don't even know what the Colts are We can talk about them in a minute But the Ravens deserve credit for winning a game like that where it was clear They didn't have their best game their defense is phenomenal But their offense still like just looks a little bit off But to win that game It's I'm getting a step closer Ravens fans like those are the type of games We talk about where the Ravens have to play from down. They're only down three

Starting point is 00:25:24 But still having to play from down having to pass the ball And they did pass the ball a little bit in the second half like those are the things you got to see out of the Ravens to start saying to Yourself, okay, they can win in January. Well, it's also their defense their defense awesome They're missing one of their best players their defense is really good And their defense wasn't in a situation where they could just pin their ears back Which is probably my favorite football term is like we're gonna pin our ears back and get after the quarterback because we know That we're gonna be playing with the lead so I have to pass all the time So their defense played well in a situation where they didn't have to expect the past necessarily on every play

Starting point is 00:26:00 For at least like three-quarters of the game. I think we need to talk about Phillip Rivers attempt at tackling I mean that was that was that was the highlight of the season so far so if you missed it Phil Rivers, there's a fumble not Phil Rivers fault and It was basically he was the last line of defense. He was the last guy there He tripped and fell and then wow on his back He Basically tried to throw his body Upwards to tackle the guy who was running by I think it was Chuck Clark or something

Starting point is 00:26:33 Running by him and it was you got to be able to tackle a guy named Chuck Clark Maybe the greatest physical comedy that we've seen since James Winston retired He did actually look like James again. Is he is he's a nice fuck. Yes Yes, James if James throws a pick six, I'm going to lose it. I'm gonna nut I'm gonna my you're not gonna be able to get these sweatpants off me. He's not gonna be Yeah, it was it Philip Rivers was the proverbial Obese tortoise on his back in the hot sun just trying to flip himself over James time. Let's go. Let's go. I love it. I don't I don't blame Philip Rivers

Starting point is 00:27:11 He's not a good tackler never has been which is shocking considering the amount of interceptions that he throws He but I don't blame him because he's got he's got childbearing hips his body His lower half of his body is just it just sperm. It was legs are just filled with it's like the consistency of tapioca pudding He's not gonna be able to flip his hips on he did like a reverse worm Yeah at the person like trying to tackle him with just his butt like throwing his body It was it was a Phil Rivers when Phil Rivers is lit down late and he does it like throw the ball into the ground Or he's kicked the ball and he yells at his offensive line It was that manifested into a tackle of a limp body on the ground. It's the same motion except

Starting point is 00:27:49 He's on the ground. It's a reverse trying to do it. Yeah, it was it was so so funny So my favorite thing of the year so far now he he did turn his head But he just he's like running towards the sidelines And then he sees that the guy's gonna cut inside and his head turns But his body keeps going right and just his body pulled the ejection seat on his brain He's like it's like we're we're falling down where it's not worth it trying to make this tackle Philip It was that to me that is the best thing that's happened in the NFL year. I also think that his Arm strength is obviously not great anymore

Starting point is 00:28:26 And he had a bad game. He had a tough game. I think James looks slim. Yeah, he does. He's very slim Has he gone vegan? He's very very slim. He's gonna throw here James throwing it completion. Hell. Yeah, James way to go James revenge game. Yeah, uh Phil Rivers. So not a great game. I don't know what to make of the cults and His arm motion his throwing motion. I feel like has gotten even further down his waist He is he is he's like a year away from being a straight-up submarine pitcher I don't know what it is. But any you I feel it's so bad watching it and I just I Don't want him to go out this way

Starting point is 00:29:05 But I feel like Phil Rivers is definitely gonna be if he tries to play another year after this year It's gonna be really bad because his body has it's old it's old and he can't He just can't like when you watch the Colts offense He can't get the ball down the field and there's so many miss passes. Ah, it's sad So I don't I don't want to see Phil go out this way Phil Just try to get to the playoffs because look the Colts aren't bad. They're there I think like the most mediocre or average team there is yeah I guess they will if they have to play anyone even a little bit better than them

Starting point is 00:29:43 They will lose and if they had to play anyone blow them they will win. I listen I agree with you 100% of the Colts I have been going back and forth because I thought that the Colts are gonna be awesome this year I was I was a sheeple and I thought this is my sleeper team because they got a good quarterback Quentin Nelson the offensive line is a beast and they have a good defense too But Phillip Rivers, I think it's time for us to just accept the fact that he's We we're gonna have to say goodbye. Yeah to Phillip Rivers Guess what though the Colts play the Titans two of the next three games

Starting point is 00:30:13 So if they can win those games there they basically would be in the playoffs if they win They go 2-0 against the Titans They would be in the playoffs one of my favorite things is Jacobi Bresset becoming the go-to Hail Mary guy for the Colts It doesn't matter who they're starting quarterback is if it's Andrew Luck if it's Phillip Rivers They're gonna put him in I've never seen him actually throw the ball along way We don't know if Jacobi Bresset has a big arm on it's just bigger than Phil Rivers Because he usually just gets sacked on his Hail Mary attempts and doesn't have to throw which is a great hustle for Jacobi If you like be the the Hail Mary specialist that never actually has to pass right the Colts

Starting point is 00:30:47 Have a really weird schedule coming up four out of the next six games against the Titans or the Texans whoo that's kind of weird Right, they're about to eat they go Titans Packers Titans Texans Raiders Texans. They are that's a very weird schedule Yeah, so they're I'm not gonna write them off, and I don't think that they're they're definitely not bad They just they won't do anything like they're not you can cross them off of doing anything remarkable Mm-hmm. I mean could you see could you imagine them playing the Chiefs? No, well, I don't know I always get flashbacks because I feel like the Chiefs and the Colts Yeah, they did eat him as 11.00 underdog play and staying games against each other all the time in the playoffs and in the regular season Yeah, that is true. All right next up

Starting point is 00:31:30 Let's do it. Let's what a handoff by James. You see that stretch. Yep. James with a full exotic. Yeah, that's the eyes Yeah, the depth perception is better now. Let's talk Titans Bears The Bears are a fucking disgrace on the offensive side done I don't I don't want I I feel so bad for this defense I feel bad for people that have to watch them on offense. It's pathetic. It is pathetic. They had so a couple stats At half time the Bears leading rusher was Barcavius Mingo a linebacker He was leading the Bears in rushing with 11 yards. Mm-hmm those 11 yards came on a fake punt That was the Bears leading rusher. It was a pretty cool fake. It was a very cool. Yeah

Starting point is 00:32:11 It was basically Matt Nagy Matt Nagy's gonna go back and watch that fake punt be like you are a genius Well, he's you are smarter than you know What's gonna happen is Matt Nagy's gonna have a new pocket pussy in Barcavius Mingo instead of Cordero Patterson It's he's gonna he's gonna hand the ball off to Barcavius Mingo at least three more times this year I don't know does Like when I was doing dugs everyone would make fun of me for running shark wheel over and over Does does Matt Nagy think that like a jet sweep with with Cordero Patterson is gonna work the 70th time I know it's crazy. It's fucking crazy. He I

Starting point is 00:32:44 He does not adapt whatsoever, and I know the offensive line is horrific. Horrific. They actually my guy What's his name Arlington Hambray ham ham something does name Arlington Hambray. He came in For in his first play you got a false start It was great because the Bears were like on fourth and one and they got back to back false starts like okay This is it's just a bad Coached offensive team the defense is totally it's almost two separate teams I'm not even gonna count the Bears defense because that that The Bears defense if you want to feel bad for anyone feel bad for the Bears defense because they actually did a good job

Starting point is 00:33:22 Like right here on ten completions Derek Henry had 60 yards they had 200 the Titans had 228 yards total the Bears had three first downs in the first half and We've talked about the Titans defense Titans are giving up 62% conversion rate on third down 62% on conversion dead last horrendous the Bears went two for 15 on third down I mean two for 15 three first thousand the first half That's that's to the point where you just want to turn the TV off and not even pay attention the second

Starting point is 00:33:53 It's a soul-sucking brand of football to watch it. I've seen it myself like you cannot you cannot get excited for that football Like you what you tune in every weekend and you're just like alright I'm gonna sit here and just let you guys kick my ass visually for the next two hours It's mind-numbing. It is something about when when the bear when you have the Bears jerseys on offense Everyone's covered and the quarterback sucks. That's just Bennett forever. It's never gonna be different It's always going to be that way. There is no change to that It's going to be you go out there and the queen and you try to throw a seven-yard out and it is

Starting point is 00:34:33 blanket coverage and Everything is painful and nothing works and nothing like the chiefs and the Bears do not play the same sport No, they straight up do not play the same sport when it comes to offense Like when you see the chiefs and you see Tyree kill running open not anyone near them for ten yards The Bears have never had that they don't even have there if Nick foals takes a ten-step drop He still wouldn't have any like five yards to be free because guess what? The I'm at the point now with the Bears offense that if like they can go for consecutive plays without a sack or an intentional grounding. That's a success

Starting point is 00:35:12 They don't even have to go forward. They just don't have to go back. Not going back is a success saying status quo Running David Montgomery into the middle of the a terrible offensive line for two yards is actually a good offense I understand your your frustration and it's certainly fuck. Well, it's not a frustration anymore It's just like it's but I think I pathetic and disgusting and I hate it I also want to give you some perspective some hashtag perspective on this the Bears Handled their COVID situation much better than Titans did so you tell me who the winner is true because Titans they had to cancel what like two games move two games around Bears no, they're like, you know what? We'll take our ass kicking and that's a respectful thing to do in a global health pandemic

Starting point is 00:35:53 The Bears have proven to be the more mature football team. So congratulations. I have more sad stats In the last ten years, there's been five teams that started five and one and not made the playoffs I don't think the Bears are gonna make the playoffs this year. Let's be honest They're probably gonna be home underdogs to the Vikings. I'm running a football The Bears would be the six and they would also they also have another one into in 2012 They started seven and one and didn't make the playoffs. I'm gonna give James Winston. He's taking a knee right now I'm awarding James Winston with a save with a quarterback save. There we go. There we go. He's the closer. Yes, Sam, man That's right. He's it. Yeah. Well. Yeah, I guess so other songs

Starting point is 00:36:29 There's other songs Jake. He's fired fire starter One other stat pick out I have another one too, but God mr. Biscay 3-0 and games that he started Yeah, so they put that up there And look, I actually do think that mr. Biscay shout out Mike Wilbom By the way who tweeted in like the third quarter if I were if I were on the Bears I'd walk into Matt Nagy's offense and demand that mr. Biscay be in the game. Mr. Biscay was injured today Mike Yeah, he could not to Los Angeles, right? So a specialist could not play So I think mr. Biscay would be better with this offensive line than Nick Foles

Starting point is 00:37:03 But that stat that's going around is very funny to me because the third win Was the Falcons game that Nick Foles got all the stats and he got the win, but he started, right? Nits did start. Okay, so he also Mitch also did start against really bad defenses. Yeah, I started against the Lions I don't even know who we played in the second. Oh the Giants the Lions and the Falcons and Just give us that's no I know I saw I saw that graphic going around and I do agree that Mitch Travis he would get be a better option right now The Nick Foles because the offensive line is so bad. You need someone who's mobile But man does this fucking team suck and I'm so sick of Matt Nagy. I'm so sick of the visor

Starting point is 00:37:45 I'm so sick of his fucking bald ass head. I'm sick of Ryan Pace not being able to figure out an offensive line I'm sick of all of it and guess what they're probably gonna keep their jobs and then they're gonna draft a quarterback and then they're gonna get like three more years to build that quarterback and that Quarterbacks gonna suck because he's got a fucking Chicago Bears Jersey on and that means he's destined to be the worst quarterback in the world All right, go off King. Also Matt Nagy Can I just read to you real quick in the nine third quarters this year? He has had seven total points Okay, so not a big adjustment guy seven total points

Starting point is 00:38:22 Is there eight goose eggs and one game? He had a touchdown now Is there something to consider about the fact that Nick Foles does better the less prepared that he is overall Whether he comes in for like the second half of the season or in the playoffs the more that he learns the playbook The worst that he gets typically like Nick Foles is a guy you put him out there You let him rip you put him out there and like the worst conditions possible in terms of like not really knowing what to do And he just naturally will find the right. He's an instinctual guy, right? He's not a he's not a cerebral guy He's not thinking things through solving math equations back there He's just like you put him in the forest with with a spear and guess what he's gonna be able to start a fire that night

Starting point is 00:39:03 He'll build a hut. He'll cook some dinner He'll track down a buffalo and kill it But if you give him like the chance to to design a city He's gonna have like the sewers running into the power plant and the whole thing's gonna blow up within a week Yes, yeah, no, you're right. I just hate this fucking. I hate watching this team play off What is up with the fact like Matt Nagy when he got this job with the Bears? He knew he was a fraud He's like this is Eric B. Enemy's offense. I'm getting a shitload of credit for I Better not say anything and just take the paycheck. He's just it's maddening. So they're gonna keep them. We're gonna talk to

Starting point is 00:39:37 Deion about this, but I Think Matt Nagy has lost the locker room. No, he has no I think he has because when you whenever you have a situation where it's like one side of the ball is so much better than the other The defense is just like sitting in the locker room. Oh, no, the defense hates the offense What are these clowns doing right? Yes. No, absolutely I don't I still think they need to lose a couple more times for it to fully fall apart because five and four is still five and four And if they win on Monday night, it's like, oh we're six and four is still gonna shop but man do they suck and

Starting point is 00:40:07 Credits of Titans Titans fans that Ryan Tannehill passed to A. J. Brown was a fucking dying Yeah, well, it's an absolute. I'm gonna start respecting the Titans receivers I think that they don't get as much credit as they should because they all kind of like they're all kind of built like tight ends I feel like every time that I've seen a Tennessee wide receiver in the last 10 or 20 years A. J. Brown's a monster. He's he's pretty big. Isn't he? No, he's short. How Tall is your thing Corey Davis? Yeah, you're thinking of course a J. Brown six feet a J. Brown six feet Yeah, you're thinking of Corey Davis where Davis is very big. I am thinking of course He's a guy from CMU Western Michigan

Starting point is 00:40:44 Roadboat, but I do I do need to respect the Tennessee Titans wide receivers more. Yeah, they're very good. No, they are Yeah, I don't know as a whole fucking thing. I just don't I don't like watching I just don't like watching the Bears play football and and unfortunately That's their job to play football like I would actually enjoy watching the Bears play tennis or watching the Bears I don't know bowl. I I'm sure they were good at all that stuff, but playing football They're just not that good and they're five and four so AJ Brown is six feet tall, but he's 225 Yeah, but he's sure he's not he's more like five. He's a big boy. Yeah, he's not a tight end though But yeah, you're thinking of Corey Davis

Starting point is 00:41:24 So yeah, that's it and I'm sure by the time that I say all this I'm as down as I could possibly be because I just keep watching this terrible offense play football every fucking week By Monday night against the Vikings. I'm gonna be like the Bears are gonna win They're gonna be six and four is well, it's Kirk Cousins and prime time This is get right game for the Bears if you can't beat Kirk Cousins in a Monday night football game, then yeah Have you pressed the panic button because Matt Nagy just fucking no, I mean, there's no panic button There's just they're bad offensive football team and I keep saying that's qualifier offensive football team because that's the thing That kills me the most if they were the 15th ranked offense

Starting point is 00:42:01 They would be a legitimate contender in the NFC. No joke if they were 15th ranked offense But if they were that good on offense, you think the defense would get worse because there's like an element of like no They'd get better. No, but they start right when you've got a really good defense and a super shitty offense Then the defense is like we have to win this no because I think the defense is teetering on that level of like this is pointless So they I think the defense would get better if they were like hey We could maybe take a few more risks and you know play with that like edge They had it a couple times they fit the the Bucks game I want to say they were playing with some edge the whole thing sucks. All right. Oh shit

Starting point is 00:42:39 James just ate a W on TV. Yes. He just ate a fucking W. Yes behind Drew Brees. I love James. I love them All right more James. We do we need more James All right Panthers chiefs Joe Brady should be the next coach of the Bears, please. Yeah, that he was he was my my sleeper Remember when we were talking about who the next head coaches are gonna be He's a guy that's gonna wow somebody in an interview be like I know this guy doesn't have the experience But look at the track record where he's been. He's an offensive genius. I mean he has the the Panthers playing Competitive football and they do not have a great roster and I love I loved Matt rules like

Starting point is 00:43:17 Uh Hootspot today He went for it on fourth and one on like the 10 yard line say that about a Baylor coach What Hootspot? Yeah, his his nuts his nuts. Yeah He went for it on fourth and one On like the 10 yard line in the first quarter because he was like fuck it. We're playing the chiefs Need a touchdown can't have a field goal gets a touchdown

Starting point is 00:43:39 He does the fake punt which was an awesome play like the Teddy Bridgewater and the Panthers play competitive football. They don't give up and uh, yeah, I was impressed because There's no like moral victor losses in this league But fuck the Panthers try they really do they try really really hard and that's worth something and Joe Brady does a great job game planning And uh, Teddy Bridgewater launching himself into space. That was the best on that fourth and 14 was awesome. That was the best that was like the old um Was a sage Rosenfels when he went down he was playing against the Colts When he was on the Texans

Starting point is 00:44:14 Yeah, and he got helicoptered and dropped the ball That was what he was trying to do Teddy just like jumped over everyone and Teddy's finally reached the point where when he gets hit. I'm not holding my breath anymore Yes, I'm just like this is awesome. I love watching Teddy Bridgewater play. Yes Uh shout out to annie reed for figuring out that you can put a quarterback in motion in the backfield Yep, and then everybody lost their mind by it. That's one of those things that's It's so simple that you're like why hasn't anybody else done that? Maybe it's because they don't have patrick mahomes or annie reed's brain

Starting point is 00:44:41 But um, it seems like something that somebody would have figured out before now. Yeah, and it's probably at the end of the day Unnecessary you didn't have to put them in motion to run that play But it looked a whole lot cooler because they did yes, and um patrick mahomes uh hundred touchdown So 100 career touchdowns 40 games fastest to do it I don't know why they don't count postseason Because it's just weird to say a hundred touchdowns like wait He's had way more than that right because then you have players that don't get to play in the postseason, but I say count them

Starting point is 00:45:10 Yeah, I say that's if you're good enough to get to the postseason count that shit But he's starting and this is why the chiefs are so scary They couldn't run the ball today They had 30 yards and then they're like all right. We'll have 446 yards passing Yeah, and like you go back a couple weeks when they played in that sloppy game I don't even remember who was against the bills and like yeah, let's just have 250 yards running They can do everything they can literally do everything. I don't know like yes, this game was close Yes, they probably should have beaten them by more

Starting point is 00:45:39 but still That's not how the nfl works like the margin between the best team And the 15th best team is pretty slim still so like winning these games I'm never going to be like oh man the chiefs should have blown them out They they kind of had control the entire second half They've also had some injuries on their line and when their line gets Yeah, Mitchell Schwartz out when they're lying gets another guy bang up. That's when they play in these close games But Patrick Holmes does drifts remember Jeff Schwartz. He does he does drift now that he's outside the pocket

Starting point is 00:46:08 And he sometimes makes his tackles look bad. Yeah, Jeff Schwartz pointing that out with his dirty spoon. Yeah, the back side Definitely, I think he's actually like he's eating captain crunch with the spoon and in between bites He's just holding it in front of his you can hear an android tablet. Yeah, you can hear his throat so yeah, the the the chiefs are definitely by far the best team in the nfl and then You mentioned this last week, but joey sly had a very impressive field goal bad for him His miss field goal this week was more impressive 67 yarders had the distance

Starting point is 00:46:41 Yep, it actually had more than the distance because it also missed wide right by about 15 yards So that probably would have been good from 80 if it was right down the nut It's not fair that they keep putting them out here for these crazy long field goals because he keeps missing them Yeah, and it's like but that's not no one's hitting a 67 yarder unless you're in mile high joey sly could joey sly could A mile high maybe but I was remembering remember that when they did that story about how shane baddie used to Uh, hold on to the ball for an extra second at the end of quarters and not throw up the three So that wouldn't hurt his field goal percentage Like that joey sly is getting the opposite of that

Starting point is 00:47:16 He just has to trot out there and be like yep 70 yarder joey Oh, you your field goal percentage is now down right it fucks for that But it also there's no rush like going out there and trying to 67. I would assume It's like I always like doing that at the end of games like remember at the end of the first half in that oakland game It's like 10 years ago. Yeah, they had him try a 76 yard field goal And he took a two-step approach and it landed like 13 yards short in the Or right in front of the end zone Could you imagine if there ever is a kicker who has like 70 in his back pocket?

Starting point is 00:47:46 Janikowski did what that no but like consistent 70 like to the point where A team actually feels like they're in field goal range at the at the 50 yard line That would be an incredible weapon I think that there are multiple kickers in the NFL that are good from 65 Like okay tucker, obviously. I don't know if tucker has yes. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. No, I'm talking about like but that's still No, but 65 he's not going to hit nine out of ten. There's a difference between Not being able to do it and coaches that are too conservative to try to do it But I don't think you can hit it that percentage

Starting point is 00:48:18 Because that because you have to basically hit it at a nine out of ten to have it be worth the field flipping Oh like 90 percent. Yeah. Yeah from 65. That's what I'm saying. Obviously. I'm saying if they're like that's what I'm saying If there were ever a kicker who had nine out of ten from 65 in their back pocket what that would do Like that doesn't exist right now. The steroids market would be through the roof at that point. That doesn't exist I think that A 60 yarder now is like what a 50 yarder was back in 1999. Absolutely So like kickers are getting way way better And I think it it takes coaches a good 10 15 years to catch up to that fact

Starting point is 00:48:53 Because they learn from old coaches who are still stuck in their old mindsets Well, and if you miss it you look like an idiot because you flip the field I think that Justin Tucker would probably be like 60 percent from 60 yards Can you look it up? Can you look up Justin Tucker 60 plus in his career? um That's why actually zane gonzalez, which we'll get to with the cardinals like it was shocking that he was short on 49 The the smart thing was fucking zane joey sly. He's jacked his shit. He's got huge arms

Starting point is 00:49:22 So that it just kind of implies the coach it strongly suggests Hey, this kicker is strong enough to make a long field goal because he's a beast He sees the biceps on old joey sly. Yes, so that's the trick if you're a kicker that wants to attempt 60 plus yard field goals Just stop doing squats and just do curls. Yeah. Um, all right. So speaking of strong Uh, pft Do you know what maybe the strongest truck is the strongest truck on the market in your just if you had to guess off top of your head I don't have the ad pulled up in front of me. I really don't I'll pull it up in a second But I'm gonna guess it's the Chevy Silverado right just because I've been a truck guy in my past

Starting point is 00:49:57 I sold trucks in my past I've driven trucks in my past and by far the best truck that I've ever driven Our sold was a Chevy Silverado except I didn't get a chance to actually sell one Because nobody would turn them in we never got them in on trade because they are very long lasting trucks No one ever wants to get rid of them. I love Chevy Silverados. They're sweet man. They are there's some strong ass trucks The strongest most advanced Silverado ever it just came out the Silverado is strong its advanced It's dependable and it's hard working The Silverado is dependable just like the people that drive them The design is big bold and commanding. It's a truck that turns heads

Starting point is 00:50:34 That's pretty sweet. It's just driving down the street an awesome truck Blasting some good tunes out and people look at you and they just you look your truck up and down Like they want to climb in the back if you know what I'm saying Joe Diffie said it best nothing like a pickup man And Chevy is our partner. They've got grit and determination Anything's possible Silverado is a partner in that they are the full back of trucks That I can say that for certain about Chevy Silverado You can use them to tailgate you can haul things around get a big big screen tv

Starting point is 00:51:03 You can put a couch in there tailgate equipment Nothing like going to a tailgate with your truck picking people up That's actually one of the most alpha power moves that you can ever make in your life is when you're talking about You know, who's going to go to the tailgate this weekend? How are we getting there? It'd be like once you guys just get my truck We'll put all the stuff in the back and then you're in charge of that tailgate situation. You feel great They're great for road trips. Good for helping out a friend or a family member who's trying to move Moving days a cinch and you can take them off-roading to Chevy Silverado's are amazing. We love Chevy

Starting point is 00:51:36 They're a first truck partner a part of my take Hopefully the only truck partner that we ever have because I don't know if I'm going to be able to read an ad For a different truck that I might not believe in as much as I truly believe in Chevy Silverado's We love Chevy Silverado's you will too Go check them out. Go test drive one. I guarantee you you sit in a Chevy Silverado. You take a test drive You'll be taking that puppy home uh Shout out the uh

Starting point is 00:52:01 Saints official twitter account by the way for tweeting out James Winston Tampa, florida. Yeah, I saw that there was a video that went along with that But what let's see what the video was. Yeah, and the e to w was electric So, um, by the way, there's been there's only been 22 total field goals and I feel history over 60 He has one of them. I don't know how many he's missed, but okay I don't think he's missed more than he's probably like 50. I would I wonder what he would do Like if you put him out there and he's 65 game action what he would hit in practice I bet you he hits nine out of 10. Yeah 65 yards, but with a pass rush in a snap career

Starting point is 00:52:37 50 plus he's 41 of 58 So that's not yeah, so that's not Uh, nine out of 10. No, it's not that's eight out of 10. He would not be nine out of 10 in a game situation bad at math 41 of 58 Four out of six That's about I was gonna say it's about 66.66 Repeating this is I like to do these these thought starters in my brain though. Like what if a guy could hit a 65 yarder?

Starting point is 00:53:03 Uh, like guaranteed. What if a pitcher could throw 110 miles an hour? Yeah, like what if I mean Steph Curry like what if There's a mba player who legitimately could hit 40 percent from half corn I would make a lot of money betting on that person. Yeah, I mean these are fun things like this to stretch As far as you can go. What if a human being could run the 100 yard dash in five seconds? Whoa That'd be really fast. That'd be fucking really fast. Um, dk mech half might be able to no, uh, all right lions vikings I just feel bad for matt stafford at this point he had The covid list all week played got a concussion

Starting point is 00:53:42 Just sucks and the vikings are starting to play well the vikings are playing well like the dalvin cook dalvin cook should be the he will be The uh response to everyone being like don't pay running backs Everyone will now start saying but dalvin cook because he does make that much of a difference for the vikings And I still believe don't pay running backs like top top dollar will probably fuck up your roster But if you have kirk cousins and you know, you can't trust kirk cousins Maybe you should pay dalvin cook because he's that good. I mean, this is exactly what happens every single time with running back

Starting point is 00:54:14 We know not to pay running backs Right, but there's always one or two in the NFL that you're like game changer game changer You got to pay you got to pay that guy. He's maybe that's really what it is playmakers Just pay only paid christian mccaffrey dalvin cook So like ezekiel elliot was that guy a couple years ago and you like the offense runs through Ezekiel elliot and as far as he goes That's as far as dak will go turns out. That's not true right, but we thought that it was and before that it was like Todd girly and then turns out that wasn't true

Starting point is 00:54:41 Right, we're so dumb it happens to us literally every single year and dalvin cook is Right now moment in time for this moment in time Yes, he is worth what you would be paying Ezekiel elliot, right? Then the question becomes once you pay him and he gets a couple more years under him. He's got some injury concerns Then will we be looking back at that contract and be like dammit? Why did I pay dalvin cook right and the answer is yes, you will But you should you should still do it because he's really good right now, right? So he is the he is now the answer. He's the poster boy for yes, you should pay him and keep touching the electric fence

Starting point is 00:55:13 Yes, and hoping that we're not going to get shocked computer always does this. I hate espn's new autoplay espn is a piece of Is what sports illustrated my day Fucking figure out how to turn off autoplay is on every single fucking thing that you did You can't do find in page right now because guess what it thinks find in pages It thinks it's goddamn full-screen video every time that you autoplay every time So I can't look up people's names on your fucking box scores dude suck my dick espn They're one second away from doing shout out my guy Robert little black sports online for back in the day when he when you go to His website. He would just have his podcast playing getting those fucking downloads going autoplay podcast

Starting point is 00:55:54 Baller move. Yeah espn's about to do that. I'm gonna go to espn.com In here Pablo Torre every fucking day and then all of a sudden it's going to be Fucking uh, what's his name the stats guy bill barnwell fix your fucking site? I'm so sick of having these and they somehow beat like my computer my computer I'll hit mute and then it will override the mute being like no you really wanted to listen to this I also like I'm so dumb. I was just like who's the stats guy, you know the guy that talks about numbers all the time That's guy the guy that's into numbers. Yeah the numbers dude All right, so yeah lions vikings vikings are playing well vikings do officially have

Starting point is 00:56:30 They have won the itty bitty run crown Okay, they're gonna go on the itty bitty run so they transferred it So I think that they've they have confirmed themselves as being the best bad team in the NFL Yes, they are they are about to do the itty bitty run that I thought the lions were gonna do wait But I said I said the winner of this game will officially have the torch of the itty bitty run itty bitty run or itty bitty baby run itty bitty baby run they have The bears I think you're gonna beat you're gonna beat the vikings

Starting point is 00:56:58 But then remember they have the cowboys the panthers and the jaguars all at home right So this is itty bitty baby run for the vikings. They're getting two itty bitty baby runs split up by the bears. Yeah Yeah, maybe maybe but they're playing good football. They really are and it's credit to mike zimmer like this is I this is like there's certain coaches that even when things go bad. They'll get them back to An even level, you know what I mean? Where a team won't play bad football for mike zimmer for an entire season. Yeah, I think it's because they're actually afraid of mike zimmer He's like a rare coach that

Starting point is 00:57:31 You think he might kill somebody right over the course of a season like he brings it I'm sure he brings his rifles in during hunting season Put some up on his wall Probably still wears like the orange vest that he just like And we crawled out of the woods after spending 12 hours in there overnight stalking one particular deer and he didn't get so he's still Bloodthirsty still the best was when we showed up to the vikings facility and mike zimmer was parked in the coaches spot Uh, and he had no less than seven pouches of red man in his car And i'm pretty sure that each pouch of red man wasn't completely done. No, they were all seven partially filled pouch of red man

Starting point is 00:58:05 Yeah, he likes that freshest. He's like opening a tennis ball Yeah, he probably like walks to the convenience store. That's his exercise every day walks to the same guy Buys one pack of red man. Uh, yeah, so the vikings were playing well lions To to add insult to injury. I follow enough lions fans online. It seems like not only the lion's gonna be bad Uh, and wasted another year of matt stafford, but they are also, uh, up to Same old lion shit with kenny golliday's contract and they're probably going to low ball him And yeah, he's probably gonna have to retire just so he doesn't have to play for the lions anymore. So good job Yeah, uh, it was it was tough watching

Starting point is 00:58:45 chase daniel get in the game today because He is like i don't actually play football. No, you just pay me to stand here and that's how my job works Like i'm 11 years in and i don't do this and they brought him in the game They're like you need to pass the ball now. He's like i need to what? Yeah, excuse me No, no, no, you don't understand. I get my check every Tuesday. You got the wrong guy Yeah, i sit i sit in the quarterback room behind matt and i make him laugh twice a day and people like me and i'm a good person To be around people. Enjoy me. I'm always a hit during rookie hazing things. I know all the fight songs to tell people to sing Oh, man. All right next up giants. Washington football team. I tweeted this stat

Starting point is 00:59:21 daniel jones daniel jones in his career He is one in 16 Vers every football team not named the washington football team and four and o versus the washington football team He's a kryptonite because daniel jones is the one kryptonite for the washington football team and uh, we stink It's well, it's now Comical to just like if you want a good laugh if you're just sitting there on a monday You know back at work like fuck i really want to you know

Starting point is 00:59:48 It was nice out this weekend You probably had a good weekend and you want a good laugh Just go pull up the nfc's standings because it now is eagles in first commanding lead three four and one Washington football team two and six Cowboys two and seven giants two and seven all of them are a game out We're all in the hunt. It's we're in the hunt now. It's never been done before

Starting point is 01:00:11 It sucks that the giants have the tiebreaker over us I because that's that it's going to come down to that at the end of the year I don't trust the eagles to stick around. I keep going back and forth on them But fuck it. I still i'm still convinced that the washington football teams in the hunt Having alex smith come out in the game to replace Kyle allen who disliked his who ruined his leg on that same spot on the field Where alex smith suffered his injury shut out tiziano by the way for just not giving a warning and being like hey here Let's go. Let's go. Yo. Yeah, he was like he's like now

Starting point is 01:00:43 We go to washington where kyle allen gets sacked. Oh, and then we just see his fucking leg Mangle guess what happened if you were watching scott hanson. Oh, I could be because I because I was actually I said to leroy when this happened occurring guests. No. No jakes. Just listen. Here's a shut up. This is a brilliant Like test case scenario because I even said to leroy what a pros pros scott hanson was when this happened Kyle allen breaks his ankle It cuts to the game And scott hanson freezes it As kyle allen's dropping back he goes. We're gonna freeze this right now. Oh my god. There's a gruesome injury

Starting point is 01:01:19 That's about to happen. We're gonna show it one time If you want to look away now would be a good time to look away from your television if you're squeamish If you're squeamish person he gave you a good five seconds to opt out of seeing kyle allen's ankle What a pro and wrapped around his shin and then he started the play in slow mo played it one time Said that's it as an nfl network correspondent. Let me be the first to say I hope that he heals well It was a very professional very tasteful thing that he did and I incredible I did it He also used the words. He said down. We cook is getting boku yards today. He did. Yeah

Starting point is 01:01:53 He's a boku. Yeah, ciliano could not have been more opposite. He literally showed it And he's like and kyle allen drops back and he gets sacked Oh, and he's down with an injury and it's like what what the fuck we don't want to see that He's like, let's see it again Roll that tape again and zoom in on his leg. So everyone at home can see this I like Siciliano, but in this certain circumstance. I just wrong. I just really truly appreciate what scott hanson did for me I said I said I said out loud. I was like hanson would never and I'm happy to know that he would he did not I went back in my head through all the quarterbacks at the washington r word slash football team french has his had

Starting point is 01:02:33 Over well, it's a long list over the last 20 years. I think it's only bested by the browns at this point But if you go back to robert griffin, I think every quarterback except for Kirk cousins Has gone out with a bad leg injury. It was bad. So it was it was alex smith Colt mccoy broke his leg like one game after alex smith mark sanchez He suffered an injury. I think he had to get surgery on Josh johnson came in played pretty well for a couple games

Starting point is 01:03:01 Then he had surgery on his ankle immediately like after the last game He heard it and we never heard from him again and then after him We obviously had dwayne haskins. I guess he just he had butt issues. What is he gonna do diarrhea? He's he's gonna get traded. He's the backup right now. So we're gonna roll with alex smith. We announced that after the game Do you think ron vera ron vera like saw kyle allen get hurt and wasn't immediately Feeling bad for ron vera kyle allen but more bad for himself because he's like shit There might be a chance that I have to put in dwayne haskins again I mean if there was any time to put dwayne haskins in it was after a carbon copy injury of alex smith's

Starting point is 01:03:39 Injury happened. Um, so you know, he doesn't want to play dwayne haskins. I think this game's this game stunk It was bad the fumble the like 50 yard fumble play was that was nfc beast in the show right now So good. It was a benny hillskit. Uh daniel jones. No turnovers Yeah, that's true. I actually I heard the announcers say like Wow, and daniel jones really took a great sack right there not fumbling the ball. Yeah, so he's learning a little bit I I listen i'm not going to get back on the daniel jones thing, but There are two different types of turnovers like daniel jones is a turnover guy because he tries to extend plays

Starting point is 01:04:13 He's not a turnover guy because he can't see it. Yeah, like james couldn't see it daniel jones He tries too hard. So maybe you can coach them probably not how do you coach out effort? You probably can make them. You know, it's like training a dog and making them a little bit tired Have him do laps if you're joe judge before the game stars and just get him so tired that he'll go down easier Yeah, uh, shout out to terry mclauren Terry mclauren is an awesome wide receiver. You know the much like alan robinson is a bright spot for your bear's offense Not even more terry mclauren the ball is really really fucking good and alex smith did have

Starting point is 01:04:48 325 yards today and he didn't get injured. Yeah, he threw three picks, but he also had 325 yards. Yeah, so uh The nfc east continues to be hilarious I really see the only thing that sucks is the jets not being able to win a single game has ruined the ability to say that the Cowboys the washington football team and the giants are one game out of first place and one game out of the first pick Because that would have been nice to be able to say that because it would have been true And it's insane that it would have been true, but it would have been true. Yeah Uh, i'll give you one guess. Who do you think led the giants in rushing today?

Starting point is 01:05:24 Oh, I don't know alfred morris. Oh, alfred morris throwback. Here's a name from 2012. Hell. Yes my mistake. He He was one yard behind though. He had 67 yards Gaulman had 68 yards. That's pretty much had he pretty much led the giants in rush. Alfie. Uh, all right other games that, uh Who cares texans jaguars who cares jake lutton? He did it. He tried six spin move dude six spin move Credit to doug morone for throwing them out there. Mike lennon probably would have scored zero points and and You know elicited 10 punts

Starting point is 01:05:58 I think mike mike lennon would have broke his spine if he tried to do that spin move Yeah, the texans are are not good, but they're better than the jaguars. Yep. That's really all we learned from this game the jaguars They're feisty They're not they're not good. They're not good. They'll they'll play. Yeah, they're not gonna stop playing They'll come out there and they'll put points up if they have to but they don't want to When jake lutton was playing do you think there was any part of doug morone was like you better not win this fucking game Well, he was yeah, he kind of he kind of gave some gardener minshew vibes

Starting point is 01:06:29 Maybe that's the key to the jaguars. Just keep drafting like six round guys Hoping they're good for a little bit and you can convince yourself. Maybe you got a great Uh, like deal in the draft and then find out probably not and just keep doing that over and over Well, so it could be like a cyclical thing where you you just increase the value of these guys that you take in the Six and seventh round Yep, and then every offseason you trade them away for a fifth round pick Yeah, so you keep rebuilding by just like you know just jumping up. Yeah, it's like you're day trading with quarterbacks Yeah, the fifth rounder then becomes a fourth dougie day trader. I like that. Uh, all right. So that's yeah, that was that game

Starting point is 01:07:04 Uh, broncos falcons I have a little blind resume for you ready Yeah, player a player a to lock 52 percent completion 509 yards one touchdown player b 56 percent completion 662 yards five touchdowns who you taking Over what time are we talking about here this season? Oh this season

Starting point is 01:07:28 Uh player b. Yeah Player b is uh, they're actually both drew lock player b is drew lock in the second half player a is drew lock in the first half Okay, because drew lock good. He's clutch drew lock is I think our new Fantasy garbage time king because they were it was basically the exact same game as last week They scored six points the first half they looked terrible and then With like 10 minutes ago like hey, let's start playing some offense And they put up a bunch of yards jerry judy had had a good game

Starting point is 01:08:00 And the and the broncos have a shitload of weapons. I'm just curious If like drew lock actually feels like at this point That it's almost a tryout these last like this last stretch of the season because the broncos If they don't win enough games They will be in a spot where they could possibly take one of these quarterbacks So do they with with some nice weapons around them? Like do they move on from drew lock after this year if He can't kind of play his way into the job at the end of the year

Starting point is 01:08:31 It all depends on what's going to happen with vik fangio So vik fangio is probably i'm going to guess he's going to be gone Maybe you know, he's had some tough luck with injuries this year too, but um He's probably going to be gone this off season and then it becomes john elway Who's he going to bring in and then what six foot five quarterback is going to be available in the draft? I uh, let me actually look real quick. I I don't hate drew lock I just like he just has been playing so bad in the first half so that it's like what they're down All right tray lance is six four. Okay. Yeah good not great

Starting point is 01:09:01 But he's also like I feel like john elway likes those plain state guys Yep, that kind of exists just standing tall out in the wind for a couple years. He likes those. Yep, uh, justin fields is six three So good not great. Yeah. No, that's Zach wilson is six three b minus And trevor lorence, which they won't have a chance at six six, so that's really they're not going to hand everyone for trevor lorence Which you might do although six four is nothing to sneeze at if you're john elway Yes, so trade lance and trade lance kind of fits perfectly like you can make the oh, yeah north dakota state denver That's the same. That's what i'm saying. He's a planes guy. Yeah, he likes the the black hills Yeah, so yeah this game falcons are in the point

Starting point is 01:09:42 Where they are Going to win enough games to really fuck over their draft pick Because they're just for a coach who's not on the team right right matt ryan played pretty well And like their defense is playing better and they're just going to do it That's what the falcons are set up to do now is to to finish the stretch by winning like, you know They're gonna end up six and ten seven and nine and be like wait We ended up with the 15th pick how the fuck did that happen? We suck so if it were you or I and we're deciding between if we wanted to coach a team that went

Starting point is 01:10:12 Seven and nine barely missed the playoffs Or a team that went like one and and 15 And has like the first overall pick or maybe went like three and thirteen has the second overall pick We would probably do the team that is better positioned in the draft to like do a full rebuild Yep, but I feel like real football guy coaches Would rather take a team that went seven and nine. Yes, you know what i'm saying? Yes, so like Eric b enamey Might be more on board with going

Starting point is 01:10:41 To the falcons if they end up respectable this year Yeah, I think if you're talking about like a eric b enamey or a joe brady It's all about can they get their guy their quarterback? Yeah, so do they have the draft capital to get their guy? Yeah, that's I think that's how most court met most Coaches grade where they'd want to go is all about the quarterback. Yeah, especially often because that's really kind of I mean that's that's like whether you're going to get a second contract or not is if you have a good quarterback um I also

Starting point is 01:11:12 I want to I feel like enough time has passed. We should start doing the hypothetical like Should the Broncos offer? Andrew luck 200 million dollars We should start doing that. Oh, is he because is he the new Brett far? Yeah, let's just start doing that Why why can't we just start doing that in the media? Well, let's just start throwing out fake numbers to bring Andrew luck out of retirement In situations that feel like they're a quarterback like the Broncos do feel like if they had a really really good quarterback they would be a

Starting point is 01:11:42 Competitive team in the playoff picture. I do think that we have to figure out what the connection is between John Oway and Oliver luck because all roads flow through and Andrew looks at Stanford. Yeah, there you go. Boom the connections there I mean Easy just talked ourselves into it easy bring bring him in and then little outdoors Andrew luck likes to hike. He likes to travel. He likes to read here. We go here. We go big cat all that Andrew luck Yeah, Jim Harbaugh. Yeah to the Broncos Get that Stanford connection going Put them together. I love it. Yes. I love it. Let's start going

Starting point is 01:12:18 How amazing how amazing would that be to have in the a of c west you get Uh, you get Jim Harbaugh. Yep, Andy Reed and John Gruden. Yes. Yes, and then we need the chargers To just hire Chip Kelly Rex Ryan. Yeah, and then we'd have the perfect division. Yes Do it do it Broncos dude. I'm just saying let's start. Let's start the Andrew luck I'll bet you about enough time has passed although Andrew luck might have spent enough time outside of Jim Harbaugh's orbit that he learned that like life in football doesn't have to be like Jim Harbaugh makes it all the time Yeah, and he strikes me as a guy that probably doesn't that Jim Harbaugh might wear thin on after a couple years Let's get into an election curious. Hey. Hey, uh, Sam short scene. You're listening to this right now

Starting point is 01:13:03 Can we finally get Andrew luck on the pod please? Yeah, like enough time has passed Sam Actually Sam texted me a very funny video earlier this morning of uh, Elinger from Texas a ref came up behind him and just like squeezed his ass for five seconds It's nice juicy yesterday. It's a nice big ass. So Sam get us Andrew luck We will then we don't we won't say that he's coming back. Actually, no We got to do the terrorist thing Sam if you don't get us Andrew luck on the pod We are going to start a new Andrew luck rumor every single week

Starting point is 01:13:32 And it's gonna have legs and that's gonna be it that in our hands are tied You know what as a former xfl player I have a lot of insight into league circles and I've heard certain rumors About Andrew. I'm not going to expand on that My xfl Andrew luck rumors. But that's just one example of something that we might say in detail on the show Yeah, so Andrew luck seems like he's coming back. He has one game against colorado. Yeah 370 yards three touchdowns. Oh, he likes that. Oh, oh, nice. Nice. Nice. Good research It wasn't in colorado, but oh

Starting point is 01:14:08 They bring the air with them. Yeah, yeah air travel. Uh, all right dolphins cardinals The dolphins are going to the playoffs The dolphins are going to the playoffs The dolphins are a good team They are a good football team to a looked awesome. He looked awesome The dolphins are going to the playoffs. Their defense is feisty The dolphins are going to the playoffs. I know that's very mobile his hip I think we can safely say after spending like eight months of analyzing him when he's walking

Starting point is 01:14:35 Yep, just like through a hallway carrying a briefcase Uh, I think we can safely say that to his hip is uh, 100 percent. Yeah, I actually, uh, jake I don't want to jinx this but I have the dolphins going 10 and 6 well 10 and 6 I think they can go on a big run The next four opponents their combined record 7 24 and 1 there you go

Starting point is 01:14:59 So they're playing the Bengals. Yeah, okay That's a nice giveaway Uh, yeah, no, I think the dolphins are a good football team charges Broncos Jets Bengals Yeah, they've graduated from feisty to just a good football team. This was a good win for them We got to start talking about coach of the year brian floris. Yes, absolutely and uh, Speaking of coach of the year cliff kingsbury. What the fuck are you doing? What is cliff kingsbury doing? That was chicken shit football So to set the stage

Starting point is 01:15:29 It was a little over two minutes left. I want to say they had two timeouts Actually was after the two minute one. They had two timeouts left. They were on the uh, what like There was a 49 yard field goal. So they were on like the 32 or something from 35 They're down three Fourth and one And he elects to kick the field goal the dolphins have all their timeouts by the way So he kicks the field goal to try to tie the game and give the ball back to Tua Who then could easily go back down the field and tie and win the game because the cardinals defense has been playing terrible all day long

Starting point is 01:16:01 They missed the field goal, but even in the moment Dude go for the first down try to get the win. What are you doing? Your defense has been pretty bad all day It's a pretty boy It's it's crazy that like a coach that should be Advance in all this stuff is making a decision like that where you're the best case scenario If you hit that field goal is that you can maybe win the coin flip in in overtime and win That way. Mm-hmm. That's the best case scenario because there's still two minutes left. It was crazy I don't know why the fuck he did that. That was chicken shit football. I wish they had gone for it

Starting point is 01:16:35 And yeah, that's all I got to say and then the kicker pulled a reverse joey sly and hit a 49 yarder that went short It landed short zane. It's a classic zane move and then kyler murray Just stared the kicker down afterwards Yeah, kyler You are not one to be making any assumptions or judgments about somebody for being a little short Okay, buddy Sure, we can talk about this man to man if you want kyler But uh, you don't look at your kicker that way chicken shit football chicken shit football. I'm looking at the dolphin schedule

Starting point is 01:17:04 It's it's ten and six. They're gonna they're gonna beat the broncos. Yep. You're gonna beat the jets The bangles could be a toss up. They're playing frisky Raiders Patriots And then the bills might not have anything to play for In the last week. There you go Okay, they're the bronc the the dolphins are going to the playoffs The dolphins are going to the playoffs

Starting point is 01:17:26 Uh, all right raiders chargers speaking of playoff teams the raiders might be going to the playoffs Uh, the chargers like dude, you're just doing it on purpose now. They are doing it on purpose 39th 39th uh one loss one score loss in the last five years Even extra they they lose on the one yard line And they call it a touchdown and anyone who was watching knew right away. It wasn't a touchdown But the refs had a bet. Oh, yeah, I saw it bounce I was like that's not a touchdown the refs were on the other side of it So they they ruled it a touchdown

Starting point is 01:17:58 I knew that was coming back and it was so painful that they did that to the chargers and chargers fans They celebrated and then they called it back and it's just pain. It's pain to be a chargers fan. I don't understand it How they can do this every single week and Gruden you coach chicken chip football you let the chargers almost beat you I don't know how the chargers can get any closer to winning games in every week I keep thinking like okay, this is it They've figured out the closest that they can possibly get to winning a one score football game

Starting point is 01:18:28 And they end up finding a new way to lose it and it's like it's the arrow paradox, you know, like you can an arrow Can never travel. It's the thing that we used to talk about all the time. We haven't talked about like three years Hank, you remember that one? Like an arrow will never get totally for me to you if I shot you with an arrow Because it would have to travel half the distance to you Show winners have no that's a different one They would have to travel half that distance and have that's how the chargers keep getting closer and closer to winning a close game And they never they're just never going to win a close game. It's never going to happen. They won today

Starting point is 01:19:00 I celebrated because I bet on them. They won and then chargers fans had about 45 seconds Where they thought maybe yes, we won. This is awesome This is what it feels like to not cry into my own butt after every single game And then uh, then it got taken away, but they at least had that 30 if I was a charger And it looks like you just won a football game. Yeah, go to the locker room Yeah, leave don't let don't let the refs tell you otherwise. Yes take every ball And then just get in the locker room and lock the door. What do they have to do? Stop stop the count chargers. You won. They how come sorry for your loss, by the way. Yeah, sorry, Hank

Starting point is 01:19:33 Uh, the the chargers had won the game And then magically The points went away And then we looked up next thing we looked up and the raiders had more points than the chargers Yeah, I mean I said I knew it wasn't a touchdown the whole time. I didn't how how because I saw the ball bounce Is it was interference? I saw the ball bounce after he caught it I saw playing his day The score was the chargers had won. It said it everyone saw it the rapids interception earlier was an interception now

Starting point is 01:20:03 It's a touchdown Yeah, that's true the market the ball bounce reception. Yeah, that that was an insane Interception. I don't know how they ruled that it was crazy. That was like, uh, we're watching in slow mo and our brains are totally distorted To how long he actually had the ball um, the raiders though I love that they just take deep shots now like it's awesome to watch I still don't know what john groen was doing like when he had a fourth and two plus Yards and he punted it for a fucking like 15 yard net punt. But I the raiders are are feisty

Starting point is 01:20:35 The raiders are they're my physical football team. Yeah, they're I mean not defensively They're physical they're physical offense their defense sucks. But uh, yeah, I The raiders i'm looking at the playoff picture now because now we're getting you know To mid november and we could start kind of looking at this stuff Yeah, so if it's the bills the stealers the ravens so that's Or let's just go this bills titans chiefs Steelers so that's four and then there's three more ravens out of ravens dolphins

Starting point is 01:21:08 cults raiders browns Okay. Yeah, the raiders the raiders Raiders make the playoffs. It could happen. Maybe it's crazy to think that it's going to come down to like the raiders and the browns to make the play Yes And that game which was just Gross. Yeah, and the raiders actually have a pretty nice schedule going down the stress

Starting point is 01:21:28 Anyone who's got the jets gets like an extra bonus. Yeah, you just pencil that one in you know what I really like about the chargers Justin herbert and I like he's very I like you know what they've done You know what the chargers have done with jesson herbert. They gave him the keys to the offense I just love it when a rookie gets the keys turned over to him. Yeah, and they put him in charge They're they're they're opening up the playbook for him and jesson herbert's awesome I love when he runs the ball because he does not slide He does not know how to spell slide or do it or accomplish it or no He just goes for he is averse to the ground at all points

Starting point is 01:21:59 And uh, he'll just like he'll do the teddy bridge water in every single play and doesn't care He hasn't paid the price for it yet, but um, I'm sure that moment's going to come But he is he is fun to watch. Yes, he's very fun to watch and he's just good enough to get them to lose Uh by one score, which is the perfect legacy to fill rivers He is good enough to get to a point where he is permitted to throw a four goal line fades And just just toss it up throw it to the corner pile on it. Just keep doing it Um, all right last up before we get to d on cowboy Steelers We we warned you about this game on friday. I threw the stat out there on friday. This was the most classic

Starting point is 01:22:37 Mike Tomlin coaching to your competition He's now one in ten on the road as a ten point favorite or more against the spread That you could see it coming from a mile away because the cowboys had some zest They had some life and then the real story Just an all-time big bend performance going into the locker room Coming back out everyone thought he like tore his ACL God, I love him. He just keeps doing it. I actually did you see the the article on espn this week? Uh, it was I actually think big ben had his people write it because it was essentially no, he blogged that was big ben

Starting point is 01:23:13 Yeah, it was under his it was it was these five quarterbacks are Getting to the twilight of their career and this is all the injuries they've had and it was rogers big bend fill rivers brady and breeze and it was just basically An article to show that big ben has the most injuries Yeah, it was uh, I'm pretty sure that big ben did that himself for the documentary Yeah, bigger than ben and that was like the dvd bonus section that you could unlock if you if you purchased it online It was incredible. So did you notice what happened during the injury? What so he gets hit it actually looked like a much worse hit to his head than it did anything else

Starting point is 01:23:46 But then that might have been why he thought his knee was hurt. He's confused So he he fell on the ground and then he grabbed his right knee On the ground and then he got up and started limping on his left knee Yeah, and then his left leg was injured. That's why I went to the locker room to get it looked at But in the moment He grabs his right like his right ACL was just torn and when you look at the replay His right knee was the one that got bent to the side He and then he transferred in that in that split second

Starting point is 01:24:14 I think it's because he did maybe get hit in the head pretty hard So he stood up forgot which knee was hurt and was like, yeah, this is the one He is he is a dog that has to take a shit in cold weather And just fakes like starts whimpering and faking an injury so that you can go back inside Do they make Cleats for walking boots that you could just like put it could he play in a walking boot? Maybe I think that'd be very Hey, man, come on. I've been It's about to be cold outside and you better stay warm with me

Starting point is 01:24:44 Hey, Ben that head hurt put on this boot and get that headache cleared up right away What leg lift leg it don't matter as long as we're together Ben Hey, Ben, why don't you go back out there a second half everyone say you're a warrior You know, you can finish the game and come slide right back in this boot Ben Ben Ben I miss you so very deeply Ben Ben you're eating oh, but You're one one game away from getting back in this boot. Look. I made somebody fix me up with some cleats special

Starting point is 01:25:14 You can wear them in the game if you don't I got bedazzled on my boot. Just like you like your jeans Uh true True religion jeans now in boot form, Ben so the uh The Steelers Are have their best start in franchise history, which is incredible because you would never imagine like the Steelers have been around forever They've been good forever eight. No is their best start in franchise history and big Ben now 17 years that he has been the starter for the Steelers

Starting point is 01:25:46 And they've never been below 500 That's incredible. Incredible. That's incredible. So I guess as much fun as we make of a big Ben He's legit like he can do all this because he's incredible He just finds a way that he's going to get the team to win. So I guess if like that was a good pick Yeah, nice pick coward nice pick coward Uh, Jaylen Smith is the new guy that I'm always going to assume is going to be awesome whenever I see him So I just look at him and I'm like goddamn that guy is an excellent cowboy. Yeah Yeah, I mean he's been bad this year. I just look at him and I'm always like that guy's an outstanding linebacker

Starting point is 01:26:17 He's been bad this year, but has been better. He's been better in the past. I guess but well, no, no He's started. Yeah, Mike Nolan's defense makes no sense. He stinks right now. I think that yeah, Mike Nolan's defense obviously is really bad but Jaylen Smith is No bueno not playing well vanderash. His ass is always hanging out. Have you noticed that about late in vanderash? His butt put a coin in that slot. His butt makes more appearances during a game than Then uh, what's his name? Lee does I always call him Andy Lee, but it's uh Sean Lee Sean Lee his late in vanderash's asshole makes more appearances during an nfl season Than Sean Lee does. Yeah. Well, that's confidence. Yeah, that's like one. Yeah, but I'm saying like every game

Starting point is 01:26:59 Yeah, vanderash's butt. Yes. Yes. He needs to invest in some higher-waisted like granny pants Also shout out to uh, john bones fossil. He that play he's special teams Coach for the cowboys. He was a special teams coach for the rams for like the last eight years. Remember, he was a guy who took over for Uh, jeff fisher when the rams made the worst decision of their entire career but I wish more special teams coached coaches did the shit he does because it was awesome That play was awesome where they ran it back where they did the pass across the field and the guy faked He faked an injury. Yeah, did you see that? Yeah, he faked an injury running back and then he caught the ball

Starting point is 01:27:39 I don't know that he's a really good There's there's something about being like a Dave tobe is the other guy But like being an awesome special teams coach. I feel like that's a cool life Yeah, because like no one really you had a specialty and you crushed it If as long as your special teams doesn't suck and then you mix in a really cool play once every like five weeks Everyone's gonna be like holy shit, dude. That's awesome I think that it's also like a little bit liberating for him being on a shitty team So you can say you can do like one of those fucking plays every week if you want to

Starting point is 01:28:07 Yes, because you have to you have to be able to score somehow if your offense isn't going to be able to do it So you can mix in like these crazy ass special teams plays way more often And you don't have to worry about the fact of like, oh, shit. If this doesn't work. Am I going to get fired? It's like, no, you're playing with house money. You can get nuts with it Right So yeah, that play was awesome throwing back across the field Especially given the fact that the roof and the windows were open and the cowboy stadium had like the sunlight on the field Yes, the ball got thrown. It got a little yeah confusing. Yeah, and it's cool to have a nickname bones

Starting point is 01:28:39 I don't know why his dad didn't get that nickname John bones fossil is john's. I mean they call fossil bones probably fossil actually had no spine That's what he was known for right so his son. He's like i'm gonna make sure you don't get that same label They're all in remember he did that. Yeah, i'm all in i'm all in fun fact about john fossil his dad Uh, he was going to be the washington arwards head coach Dan snider decided not to hire him and hired jim zorn instead because people on the team's official message board Didn't want him to hire john fossil. Well, they both kind of suck. So he listened to internet Well, you think he would have sucked worse than

Starting point is 01:29:12 Maybe jim zorn. No, probably not. We'll always have six and two with jim zorn. Yeah, there we go Um, all right, let's get to deon before we do that. Uh, is there any new video games coming up? Hell yeah, there's big cat Call of duty black ops cold war ever heard of it Hank, what was the what team did the loadout today as a celebration? Titans the titans did a loadout now. You were critical of that. Why is that? It just it was a good idea It just wasn't you know, you couldn't really tell what was going on unless you really really knew call of duty So, uh, hopefully we'll have another team that does a better version of it

Starting point is 01:29:43 Yeah, um that that can be more appealing to the masses But we were very excited that call of duty black ops cold war is coming out It's the iconic black ops series and it's back for an all-new next generation experience Call of duty black ops cold war the direct sequel to the original and fan favorite call of duty black ops Nothing is ever as it seems in a gripping single player story campaign where players are going to come face to face With historical figures and hard truths as you battle around the globe through iconic locales like east berlin, vietnam, turkey Soviet era moscow and more i'm going to get this game. I just decided hell. Yeah, that sounds amazing. I'm going to suck at it I'm going to be a noob. I'm probably going to get yelled at by 13 year olds in the lobby making fun of me

Starting point is 01:30:25 But you know what this game sounds amazing Uh beyond the campaign black ops cold war Delivers the next generation of multiplayer combat and an all-new zombies experience in addition to sharing content with the free to play Free for everyone blockbuster battle royale experience called duty war zone Develop for next generation consoles called duty black ops cold war is going to be available on ps5 PlayStation 4 xbox series x xbox series s xbox one npc on battle.net starting november 13th wait That's this week. Yeah, that's this week. Hell. Yeah, I will be playing call of duty black ops cold war this week

Starting point is 01:31:07 When it comes out on pc on battle.net Let's get it. This game sounds amazing. That's again. That's called duty black ops cold war get it this week Do you say hey Hank? Do you say squad up? Squad up, baby. Squad up. Yeah, let's squad up and squad up on the net On the web squad up the information super highway. Catch me outside. How about that? All right, here's deon All right, we now welcome on as always on sunday night coach prime Coming to you from his number one and number two number one in both one recruiters

Starting point is 01:31:44 We have mission accomplished. We have recruited your son to jackson state What do we now get? Uh hugs first and foremost hugs love affection. I respect You because you know, I'm a recruiter I'm sorry. I'm a head coach and I'm not yet on duty. So I can't really recruit it. I can't give you gifts It's the NSA violation. Okay fair You don't need gifts, but money would be nice. I I just want to say I just want a job well done Like a pat on the back like good job guys. You guys are the best That's what a hug is. I mean, I want to really just

Starting point is 01:32:22 Linger I want to hug you and linger because you know, you're You're old enough to be my son. So I I'm more affectionate. I'm going to be more affectionate with you right now Okay, I appreciate that. So did he did he not do like a hat ceremony where he showed he took out like Jackson state usc Florida lsu All right, that makes me upset when kids do that because that's like putting That's like putting another school down and you got to understand a lot of these coaches circulate

Starting point is 01:32:51 So whoever you put down you want to see that coach somewhere in your life somewhere else So that's just not I don't like when kids do that A lot of people are asking though about the recruiting process with your son Like do you do you pay him an allowance? No, I I have never given him an allowance, but he does have a gold card Okay I just well, I mean that's that's pretty good for an allowance. Yeah All right, let's talk about some games this weekend Where do you want to start? Let's see. Well, let's let's start out with i'm lot then

Starting point is 01:33:24 Like like an inmate. Okay at Alcatraz. Okay. I'm really locked in right now after you Spoke negativity on my life last week in my picks I I went and regrouped and I re-focused And I got locked in so as of right now I've only lost One game as of right now, which was I can't even remember now because I went so much and I'm just trying to play it back through my head got it It was an upset. I think it was the upset

Starting point is 01:33:54 It was only one upset today. My guess would be that it might be the uh, the dolphins and the cardinals No, that's not it. Hmm. Okay. Well, all right. Let's start with uh, the giants the giants Yes, the giants uh did beat washington. Let's start with uh, lemar jackson I'm gonna say something nice about lemar jackson. You can tell me if this is too nice, but the ravens Finally came back from a halftime deficit So that was the first time in the mar jackson's career 0 and 6 up until this point where they won a game when they were trailing at half And I don't know if the ravens offense is fixed. It definitely is not fixed. They were putrid in the first half

Starting point is 01:34:35 But that was a game that the ravens have been losing and they were able to win it So I'm gonna give credit to ravens and say that was a tough tough win to have and maybe they can round into form a little bit Going down the stretch it was uh playing without the top corner back as well and lemar And until his defense and I love lemar, but he has to develop more They need to develop him more in the passing game as well as they got to give him they got a really going to draft They're going for agency and get him a real number one guy out there. They really do

Starting point is 01:35:10 I can't remember the last time that the ravens had like a legit number one receiver Have they ever had a great wide receiver like in the history of that franchise? The last really really good receiver they had and he was on the back side of his career steve smith He was a go-to guy, you know several years ago And I can't recall any others before then it's a kwan bolden for a little bit there. Yeah He was yeah, but all of them came on the back side. They all came on the back side of their careers Lee evans it seems to me like the uh The ravens just straight up don't do well developing receivers that they draft and then they they just try to pick up a free agent

Starting point is 01:35:47 Like an older guy Desbrae is actually played right didn't get any catches didn't get any uh targets I don't think either probably didn't get open to get those targets, but desbrae is on the field Yeah, thanks big kid. I mean, I'm pretty sure dick because he's a good friend of mine. I'm pretty sure he heard your dialogue um Opposing him and talking about his routes And he was just happy to hear that you did least you watched him on social media at least you had I don't know if you've fallen but you didn't see I was being des des has is a pros pro Been in the league for a very long time

Starting point is 01:36:21 That's just tough coaching when I said that des bryant is so slow. He should play tight end. Maybe even offensive line Yeah, that that was really harsh Even even He's left. He's left. It's true. Yeah, I mean he put out a he des bryant put out a highlight tape that if I had If I had seen that he should not have put that out. He should not have put that out It was not a highlight tape. Yeah, it was not a highlight tape. It was a workout take It was a slow-mo tape and he had somebody that was behind him You just couldn't see it holding one of those resistance bands. Yeah, and that's why he was running slower than I can run

Starting point is 01:36:53 You know what you guys do something else that that actually was good material and you equipped with that's what made that good Uh, what about the buffalo bills? Would you like to say something nice about josh allen? I'll just I'll read you his stat line today I'm a josh. Wait. Wait. Hey, hang on. Hang on dion. I'd like to set the table for you real quick 31 for 38 415 yards three touchdowns no interceptions 138.5 passer rating and he ran for a touchdown as well So four touchdowns on the day 400 yards passing. Would you like to apologize to us? As representatives of josh allen now because I've been riding josh allen above low bill since week one I love josh allen. I didn't think he was amongst the

Starting point is 01:37:36 Um mvp talk when you guys would just had him on a flag and raising him high I didn't think he was that guy and that offense is still like rank 19th or 20th and they're still not really going but let me tell you something this kid if he could perform like this They should do well in the playoffs. I don't think they're super bowl caliber team yet But they're knocking on the door. So the seahawks, which I try to take my shot failed Uh, and I'll own up to that I I tried to take my shot that which mall Adams coming back with carl's dunlap getting traded there Their defense would start to round into form. I guess it's so good, but they were so bad against the bill. They're horrible

Starting point is 01:38:17 I'd tell you they're horrible. What they're horrible. What's the fix? What's the fix? It is no fix right now. That's the offseason fix. You you got to get a few good You got to understand when their defense work good They had several guys with real attitudes on that team. You have a linebacker with an attitude You have a safety with an attitude into those corners or other persons on that defense have that kind of dog eat dog attitude It's not going to be a fix. This is an offensive team right now. Not a defense So so then if that's the truth that there is no fix Would you not know like would you not this year?

Starting point is 01:38:53 Yeah, would you say that they're not going to win a super bowl not with that? No, no not this year Not this year. No, definitely not because russell's going to have to play lights out Like if russell don't have a great game, they don't have a chance and he didn't he has to have a great game every week Yeah, yeah, and he didn't today. Um, that's right. Yeah. All right. So then uh, the Pittsburgh Steelers and the Dallas Cowboys, which that was a vintage mike tommy coaching to the level of competition They get the win But you're gonna blame mike tommy. They're not big band. Okay. I'm no no no no big band wasn't uh, you know He got her but he wasn't great either and the defense wasn't great

Starting point is 01:39:28 But it is a fact mike tommy is the stat that I threw out on friday Now it's one in ten as a road favorite of ten or more points against the spread They the Steelers do do this every year they they play a game on the road That it feels like they should kill a team and they struggle with them. What is that? They came off a high and you got to understand they're gonna go to a low when they plan against a team They expected to kill can so you so oftentimes you don't get up for those type games when you're a player Okay, so yeah, I want you to expound on this because this stuff fascinates me and I think it's something that you know, we Obviously, uh try to guess but as a player you can probably tell us closer to it off of a big win

Starting point is 01:40:10 What does it look like the week after why is it a little bit different in the facility and why is it the preparation or the Uh, you know energy is a little lower when you go to the game the next week because you relax a bit You relax a bit and you're not as motivated. You're not as Heart knows the coaches uh slack off a bit They don't have their feet on your throat like they normally should and everybody just hit a low That's why you got to have a lot of leadership that don't allow you to do such a thing And they're not there right now. They're not there defensively. You would have thought they were to be there But Dallas has been so bad

Starting point is 01:40:45 They just felt like they could go out there and put their helmets on the field and their cleats and win the game And that wasn't true. Yeah Last week we talked to you about when it's time to do the players only meeting and what goes down in a players only meeting I want to ask this week What it's like when you know that a coach has lost the locker room because we always talk about like When a coach we try to evaluate like I think mike tomlin has lost the locker room six seasons in a row But like when that point uh becomes a reality where players like lose faith in their coach What does it mean when a coach has lost the locker room and has matt neggy lost the locker room in chicago

Starting point is 01:41:22 That's a good question. Let me tell you so there's two ways to lose it in the field You can lose games or you can lose the locker room as a head coach when you lose games. That's one thing but when you lose The players in the locker room is over. It's over for you and definitely they has lost the locker room He's lost it. It's it's over. It's a lot of colleges Are dealing with the same situation and you've got to get rid of because there's no coming back From that when a young man or handsomely paid millionaire don't believe that you are JJ watt and what happened over there in houston when they start believing you it's a wrap because Oftentimes their voice is much stronger and louder than yours. So when you lose them is over. There's no coming back from that

Starting point is 01:42:04 I I don't know if matt neggy's lost the locker room. I just think that the bears are uh Oh horrendous horrendous offensive when you said neggy, you know what when you said neggy my mind went straight to the jets I'm sorry. Yeah, you're certainly right now neggy. No, no i'm talking. I was thinking he's like gays 2.0 Yeah, no, they're like a slightly updated operating system. Yes. Yes. Yeah, gays is gone That locker room been gone. But uh, I mean been gone long as a matter of fact, they was gone last year But neggy. No, he hasn't lost the locker room. They're just losing games They just their offense is so so bad. It's painful to watch and I I don't know

Starting point is 01:42:41 I don't know if he's lost the locker room so to speak because it's tough to lose a locker room when you're five and four Like at the end of the day, like you still need to press you got to pile up a few more losses before that Happens, but I do think there's a there's a trust issue when it comes to Matt neggy Coaches have to do the best they can to adapt to their strengths and weaknesses The bears obviously have a glaring weakness at offensive line and he has not adapted He's still calling the same plays as if they had a good offensive line And I think that's got to get frustrating. Let me tell you something cat

Starting point is 01:43:15 This is the god on his truth from an offensive coordinator at any level When you don't have a good offensive line, it ain't nothing you can do Yeah, it's nothing you can do like nothing works You could have a a play sheet the size of a phone book And it it's nothing in there that's gonna work It's no no way especially if your dog players don't come to ball and it got a ball out collectively And that rarely ever happens. Yeah Fuck I have one last question for you. Can you power rank? Give me deon's prime time rankings of all the rookie quarterbacks this year

Starting point is 01:43:48 Joe burrow to a herbert. Those are the only three that are played, right? Uh, yes here. Yeah. So burrow to a herbert Do you think if you were to do a redraft right now, they'd stay in the same order? Or do you think that herbert would be above herbert herbert would be one? Oh Tool does not count yet because he hasn't he doesn't have the body of work that the others guys have had He's he hadn't had opportunities But he's coming but it would be herbert too. I mean herbert Um the guy from Cincinnati

Starting point is 01:44:22 Burrow then tour Why do you have him ahead of burrow because I would I would absolutely flip that I think that burrow is better than two or than uh I don't think so Herbert is showing me some things and he's reading the defense and he's seeing the game to me a lot better Yeah, um, he really is to me. He's just seeing the game a lot better and he's more effective and efficient And he seems like he has a better grasp on everything Sure burrow is you got to say he's number one pick So you have a different expectation and you're giving him some credit that

Starting point is 01:44:59 And he's playing for the turn bingles. They're down every game and they got to throw their butts off every game But this guy herbert man Shoot ain't nobody expect this what he's doing And he has them in every game and big cat has phenomenal stats that they they keep losing by less than 39 In the last five years and that was such a Gruden did everything to give him that game by the way he coached down the stretch too Like punting the ball and and the chargers still

Starting point is 01:45:28 Like just so painful that they end the game on the one yard line. You you've got to go to your doll In two plays you cannot not throw the ball to your number one receiver two straight plays It's no way I don't care if you got the motion him to create the matchup If you want it's no way you don't go to mine Do like the last play play call when you add quads to the left and you had a single receiver back side That was a great read, but you got to get your main guy. It's no way in the world and you that's when you lose Guys in the locker room say hey man, we paying a guy 15 16 million dollars that we ain't throwing to them down the stretch

Starting point is 01:46:04 I mean, that's just like Arizona today, you know not throwing the ball to hopkins during the whole first half How can you have the adult receiver like that that you traded to get and you don't even throw it to them the whole first hand The chargers the chargers absolutely love the goal line fade they love I wish I loved anything as much as anthony linn love throwing a goal line fade like four straight times as a Love your shade I like wearing sunglasses more than the fade

Starting point is 01:46:31 But if you're playing cornerback like to me that seems like a pretty if you had to make a choice between like Knowing that's going to be a fade defending that fade that seems like a play I would welcome as a cornerback as opposed to something a little bit more creative Not today today's game is tough because not only do you have the fade to deal with you get the back shoulder fade So if you have him covered they're going to put it on the back shoulder That's the hardest thing about that route right now nowadays So you don't want to give up the slant because you're back side on the island by yourself So that really was a great it really was a great call

Starting point is 01:47:05 It really uh deon my last question is uh, steven chase here Do you want do you have anything you want to say to him? I could put a headphone. You know chase I love your play. We had a bye week Um again, so we we're trying to find people to play we can't get no games right now Hopefully we we're probably going to have another bye week this week And then we'll play that following week and I and I will make a promise to you I want you to pick your best two And send them to me and I'm I'm going to run one of your plays

Starting point is 01:47:36 And we're going to put it on the football show Okay, all right, let's do it. Yeah, I'm going to run We're going to put the plays on the football show like after after you after you run them I don't want everyone to see the plays. That's the whole point. Oh, yeah, good Right, right. Are you worried don't give away the diagram of the play We should probably never put that out there because these are steven chase top secret plays Yeah, but I'm gonna run. I want to run one of just just just give me one of them But give me two to pick from one because I got to make sure my personnel matches it

Starting point is 01:48:04 But I'm definitely going to run one of your plays. Okay. All right. Yeah, and our next game I think we may have another bye week this week But the week after that we're certainly play and I'm going to run one of your plays perfect. Yeah more time for the install Yeah, good point. Good point. Yeah, so Stephen don't don't put any of the plays out on the internet until after they've already been run He put a confidential sticker on it. So if you share it, we'll know that it came from you. Yeah, there's a watermark Yeah, it's like a big time hollywood script. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know what? Let's get a contract signed to mr. Shave because I don't want you trying to take up the ante wants to play works I'm in I'm in fax it over pdf it over

Starting point is 01:48:45 All right. All right, dion. Thanks so much, man. We'll see you later. All right. All right. See you man All right, let's wrap up We got football guy of the week football guy of the week presented by philips and roko one blade The only tool that can trim edge and shave any length of hair It's november and that means gift giving season is coming up Which makes now a perfect time to pick up a specially marked one blade bar stool pack nationwide We can win up to a thousand dollars to the bar stool store Make sure if you already have your bar stool one blade that you head to bar stool store and use your credit also

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Starting point is 01:49:54 How many fingers? middle finger shit Um, I'll put them on for you classic guy joke virginia tech defensive coordinator. Justin hamilton He said in a press conference this week that he lost his voice during games so much last year that he had to go To a speech pathologist to help him alter how he yells out calls Oh And then they lost to liberty to liberty. Yeah, that's and you freeze who by the way our newest employee Ben mince who's from louisiana and miss sippy

Starting point is 01:50:23 He had a great line on friday. He said you freeze isn't afraid to win a big game I just I it's been stuck in my head ever since it's great like the idea of a coach being like I'm not afraid to win this game. He can win you one. Yeah, he can win one. Yeah A lot of coaches are like, I don't know. I'm kind of when she was if I win this and it's a lot of pressure Yeah, no, you freeze it. He's not he's not afraid to win a big game I don't like doing post game interviews and markets. I'm unfamiliar with yeah I don't want everyone to get all like happy and you know, maybe get a contract extension Yeah, you know, I actually cut the cord so I don't I don't even have ESPN

Starting point is 01:50:56 So I won't be able to see the highlights on there. Not afraid to win a big game. You freeze Former north carolina quarterback marquise williams. He tweeted quote You can tell i'm a football junkie when my daughter spits her passy out. I'd be like put your mouthpiece back in I like that. Yeah. Yeah, the diaper on there called the jockstrap. Right all sorts of fun jokes You can make those guys started in front of mitch. Oh, really? Yeah Shouldn't shouldn't have the last two nominees are both high school based first We're gonna start off with pilion in south carolina. That's their high school head coach dan. You say last two nominees Nominees. Oh, okay. That okay. I thought you were making a blue wave reference

Starting point is 01:51:33 No, he's the sports lib billy crazy Weekend for natural disasters. We got the trouble storm in florida and I think was was it massachusetts with earthquake? Yeah, earthquake was here. Really? Yeah No, that was the people honking their horns Yeah, true, but uh, it was the in the cape problem. My mom tax rooms. What did you feel it? I was like, no I don't think anyone in new york felt it. Yeah, I don't think it was people There are too many rats that have caved out tunnels underneath the city. You can't feel the earthquake anymore Yeah, yeah, so you have a nice like shock absorber, but then

Starting point is 01:52:05 Head coach dan with two ends holland in his post game interview He said I turned my bluetooth on and it came up iron maiden lennard skinner and ozzy osbourne I'd said ballgame is over boys. We winning this thing. Yes. I like that. We're the three bands. Yep Uh iron maiden lennard skinner and ozzy osbourne. Hell, yeah, those are the three horsemen of the black opalypse black metal I fucking love that except lennard skinner. I guess southern rock, but those three if you're making a What? Huh black opalypse. What is that? If you're making if you're if you're making a high school football movie Those three bands are going to be somewhere on the soundtrack every single time. Yes

Starting point is 01:52:43 Sounds like a next call a duty game And then the last one is actually a team mifflin high school in pennsylvania They entered the field by running through a sign that said quote wildcats tell your girlfriends They'll be free next friday night. They ended up winning 68 14. I like that. Wait, do we not have we got to throw in I we got to throw out one of those and we got to throw in that guy in georgia The I think he was like the attorney general or something who was basically like oh, listen We're gonna do the vote we're gonna count these votes, but florida georgia's this weekend So we probably aren't gonna be counting votes on saturday and it was so perfect

Starting point is 01:53:14 So we'll throw out the last one. Okay, um and throwing that guy because that was unbelievable He literally was just like yeah, just so everyone just so the country knows I know it's an election before to georgia's kind of bigger than that and I was like, yes that guy knows That guy was absolutely like dreading this scenario going into this election. He circled it. It was like god damn it The world's biggest cocktail party and they got a fucking election Uh, all right, so philps and relico one blade football guy of the week vote vote vote. Thank you jake Uh, all right. Who's back of the week to finish this up on a football monday? henry

Starting point is 01:53:52 My who's back the week is the masters. Yeah Masters week this week starts on thursday. Yeah, be respectful, please I'm ready for a lot a lot a lot a lot of videos about Azalea's why they're not there this weekend and how the course has been maintained Like that is just going to get hammered into our heads over and over and over again But i'm here for it, but it's going to be a lot of like you're used to august in the spring This is august in the fall. Oh, i'm very excited about it. Like what what new plants are going to be blooming Maybe they're plants. We don't even know about that are down there that only bloom in the fall. Um, are they going to be spray painting the greens?

Starting point is 01:54:29 I don't know and i am going to miss people talking about how jim nens does not get to go straight from final four to august Yeah, that's the journalist side of it. Yeah, he gives away his tithing hops on a plane to go to august So what's he gonna be doing on sunday? He's not calling. No football. No football in fact Next sunday Five 1 p.m. Games all on fox and six 4 p.m. Games got to be the first time. There's more like great Yeah, too many five and six. That's chaos The witching hour is late. I i'm the exact opposite because you wake up at fucking like two o'clock. No, that's not true But it's yeah

Starting point is 01:55:05 No, like i'm awake for the one o'clock games like i'm asleep every for the one o'clock games But but it sucks when you get the rush of football and then you're like, oh That was great. There's only two games on now. No, no, i've no i agree two games sucks Three games also sucks three four games is perfect anything over four and it's like you you don't have the taper off It's just gonna be the reverse. Yeah, that's too much I don't know if i have the stamina for that They're gonna be all sorts of unintended consequences for us observing The the build up over the course of the day that doesn't climax until like that's 6 30 p.m. That means I have to spend

Starting point is 01:55:41 Eight hours with fucking siss liano Fuck that dude. I'd rather have a bullet in my head. I'm here for it. Jesus. What? That's too far. No, it isn't. I mean you said Yeah, I mean you could say I said, yeah, I said a lot of things. Yeah, he knows i'm joking All right, wait, what's your who's backing masters? Oh, yeah, the masters. Well, my who's back is brooks kepka Yeah, brooks kepka's back. It's a major. He's gonna dominate. I'm certain of it I don't I don't I'm gonna throw out all the record books of everything that brooks has done over the course of the last two weeks Because it doesn't matter

Starting point is 01:56:17 Masters are here. He's locked in and for the first time in a long time. It looks like he has an actual rival Yeah, it looks and it's good for golf. We're ready to go having bricks. Pleasure and blessing Yeah, being a legitimate major well Legitimate asterisk asterisk. No fans around no fans. No fans like an up and coming potential threat Towards brooks's major tournament dominance. It's good for golf to have that rivalry going And rivalry and and pressure really brings All the best qualities out of brooks that we know and love so i'm very excited to watch watch brooks play this week And i'm sure he's gonna dominate. Yes, another who's back in the week is touch screens

Starting point is 01:56:57 Touch screens on television. We're back too soon. You have to pick a side Are you a john king guy? Are you a staroski guy or whatever? How about that guy john king having to work like every single day? And also dana bash having to work every single day with his with their exes Yeah, and that's wild john king. I don't know if this is true or not But I heard that his elbow is like fused into place. He actually can't bend his elbow. Whoa. He also was He's short. He's a short. He's a short. He's a short and you can't tell because wolf blitzer is very He is a big time wolf blitzer is a little baby. Yes

Starting point is 01:57:32 He's a short fun fact about wolf blitzer Well, I one thing I like about wolf blitzer is how dumb he is So every time he sees the guy using the touchscreen every year Blitzer is like amazed by he's like holy shit. Yeah, you don't let me touch this Blitzer he pees at the urinal with his pants all the way down around his ankles Yeah, I know a guy that that used to work with him in in uh watching that short I think you have to yeah, you do because they don't make pants that like even if you lower them just below your penis If you're that short, they're on the ground. Right exactly. Um, all right my who's back. I have two

Starting point is 01:58:04 The first is Notre Dame. Notre Dame is back. Yep. Notre Dame won a big game Uh, many people are saying Trevor Lawrence in place. It doesn't count. I'm counting it. I'm officially counting it Notre Dame looked very good And they now control their own destiny. Well, it's probably play comes in again Oh, Jesus does that but still they are they look very good. So shout out Notre Dame also dj on go go loya Ooyonga la la I fucking love that guy So bad The bears could lose just every game and for the next three years, but we get dj on go la la

Starting point is 01:58:38 I'll do that. I I don't want dj and my team as much as I just want his dad in the stands for every game He's awesome. He's awesome. I don't understand. It's so unfair that Clemson has a guy like dj and go la la Would fucking start on pretty much every college football team except for like five. Mm-hmm. It's crazy It's 250 pounds dj angle. I want you on the bears and then you'll suck immediately Um, and your dad will demand a trade and then my other who's back Let me kind of cool though Like if his dad threatened physical violence against the bear's front office, I think you're ruining my son I would actually I would say uh to his dad. You should do that his dad

Starting point is 01:59:15 So his dad is a security guard who's worked for rihanna a bunch of like really really famous actors actresses singers Traveled world worldwide with him keeping him safe. It'd be funny if on draft night His dad like the jets are the bears tried to draft him and his dad just like stepped in front of their general manager It was like no, he should if he's a good dad. He should he should the mother who's back is uh, No case no case gang. I cracked my phone. It's dead Sorry, so how are they back? No case. It's thrilling. I have no case gang is back No case gang is no case you're a pussy if you put a case on your phone

Starting point is 01:59:52 But my phone works. These are my phone doesn't work right now. I got the charging case. It's legit. No, no, no It's a real apple. Oh, let me put never die. You probably wear condoms too Inappropriate uh, no, I will never put a case on my phone. It was thrilling. I dropped it I was like, oh, that was a bad drop. I knew it. I felt it in my balls. I was like, that's a bad drop Looked really bad drop need a new phone. Don't care. I love it I have so many fucking scratches my camera's been broken for like a year But guess what every time I touch this phone metal on skin, baby And every time I drop it it's adrenaline coursing through my veins

Starting point is 02:00:29 You just wouldn't get it Hank. You're not an adrenaline junkie like me You can you're okay living in a cage No, I'm just you know aware of my own you're fine my own self You're fine and there's some people who like, oh, dude, you make a lot of money. It doesn't matter I go back. I wrote this blog in like 2013 when I was making jack shit I was no case game for life. I think when when hank Gets a phone he has to put a case on it because like he drops his phone probably four times a day He drops it before at least yeah at least well big cat you you have the thrill where you're like it could happen at any time

Starting point is 02:01:02 Yeah, but you you don't know that you're gonna all screw your job. Yeah. No, I've had this phone for like a year So it's a good run and they broke. What are you gonna do? In case no No, absolutely not wear a mask. I would hate wear a mask. Hey big cat. Are you gonna get it? Are you gonna get a red phone? It's not about you big cat. You're not do you not want to help stop AIDS? No, I don't I don't want to is AIDS still oh AIDS is still going. All right. Well, I want either that or bono Is rich as fuck. I will give money to AIDS just to not have to wear have a red phone Just pay it's not about you and you don't have to pay bono 400 about the people around you that you're infecting

Starting point is 02:01:39 That may not have a case now too. Mm-hmm. That's fine. You should not work. You should not have a case either It shouldn't be up to big government or big tech to tell us whether or not to use a case. You're a shill. Yeah Oh, let me put a case on this fucking phone. Steve Jobs made would you put it? Would you put a I'm trying to go to the Apple store every week Mona Lisa No There's no reliable science by the way saying that using a case on your phone actually prevents it from cracking right? You just feel the false sense of security. Mm-hmm. And then you like to think you like to think that you're above others By telling them that they should use a case

Starting point is 02:02:14 I you know what I only put a case on my phone after it cracked Because I want to preserve the crack. I don't want it's a work of art meant to the crack It's like uh, it's like a beautiful, you know, just piece of have you tried to drop it to fix it? No didn't work That actually used to be the trick for the old iPods like in 2005 I had an iPod and every time I broke I just chuck it as hard as I could at the wall and it would fix fix itself So that's you know, we've come a long way in technology. All right numbers 18 eight. Fuck you jake. Hank. What are you gonna do, Hank?

Starting point is 02:02:52 What are you gonna do, Hank? eight Billy wants 69 10 71 10 62 It's close. It's close. All right. We'll see everyone Wednesday 62 first time. I love you guys. Jake. Do you have an animal fact? No, but I do have the name of the Georgia elections officials names Gabriel Sterling

Starting point is 02:03:21 So we'll see what she was a good animal fact Okay, here's a good animal animal fact, uh prairie dogs kiss Love you guys I'll be coming for your love of king shine away. I'll be coming for your love of king It's pardon my tits presented by barstools

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