Pardon My Take - NFL Week 9, Fastest 2 Minutes, CJ Stroud Has Arrived, The Dolphins Can't Beat A Good Team And More

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

NFL Week 9, we start with fastest 2 minutes then recap every game from Sunday. (00:00:00-00:09:46) Chiefs 21, Dolphins 14 (00:09:46-00:23:42) Ravens 37, Seahawks 3 (00:23:42-00:33:00) Vikings 31, Falcons 28 (00:33:00-00:41:21) Texans 39, Bucs 37 (00:41:21-00:57:13) Commanders 20, Patriots 17 (00:57:13-01:09:14) Packers 20, Rams 3 (01:09:14-01:13:25) Browns 27, Cardinals 0 (01:13:25-01:19:10) Saints 24, Bears 17 (01:19:10-01:28:42) Raiders 30, Giants 6 (01:28:42-01:36:14) Colts 27, Panthers 13 (01:36:14-01:39:11) Cowboys 28, Eagles 23 (01:39:11-01:54:13) Bengals 24, Bills 18 (01:54:13-01:57:33) We finish with who's back of the week. (01:57:33-02:14:17)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, part of my take listeners. You can find every episode on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen, add free on Amazon music. On today's part of my take week nine in the NFL, we're going to talk about every game from Sunday, chiefs and dolphins starting off the day. Josh Dobbs being incredible, whether or not Max should feel good about the Eagles beating the Cowboys.

And Hank is going to have to admit something he never thought he'd have to admit in his entire life. Powerpoint coming Wednesday. Powerpoint coming Wednesday. So we have a lot of football to get to where to start with fastest two minutes. We also have who's back of the week. And it's all brought to you by our friends at Netflix. In sports, the scoreboard doesn't tell the full story,

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9. Are you saying 9 or 9? 9. Okay, in week 9, we had a rematch of World War 2 where US invaded Germany and they brought their fat man and little boy with Andy Reed and Mike Bakedaniels. Kansas City came out to a dominating lead and had the dolphins surrounded but left them off the hook like Dunkirk in the second half. Raheem, spicy brown, most dirt had the chiefs in a pretzel, one of those huge German ones at rocks,

but it was too little, too late as a quarterback left a third and ten throw short, and the chiefs escaped the bunker with a win. Chiefs 21, dolphins 14. Back to America, real America, Houston, Texas, where the stride boys had an uprising, while Tampa Bay tried to stop the count, late in the fourth. Tank, for whom the Dell Tolls, a Tolls for the Lee Tampa, found his himming way into the Inzoad twice. Houston was cooking up a storm on their food network, as Dolphin Brown combined for 16

catches and 283 yards, leaving Todd on the Toilet Bulls. Texans, 39, the box, 37. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick. In Atlanta where the Vikings season had a jaren hall pass after they were forced to start the rookie, but oh my God, that's so cold Josh Dobbs music. As God is my witness, Josh Dobbs is back. Josh Calvin and Dobbs in relief had the Falcons defense looking like paper tigers, and

he put defenders in the funny papers time and time again. Ja'Nunah Matata said there will be no worries for the rest of your days if you own Kyle Pits and Fantasy. After he scored a long touchdown to put the Falcons up, but the Falcons forgot about Brandon Powell, Powell,ell wheels, as he activated his little electronic motor for the winning score. Vikings 31, Falcons 28. Huh?

Huh? Josh Thompson's a quarterback after three days. Josh Thompson's. Tommy. Off the Baltimore, where Michael Keaton Mitchell was looking tope and sick as he hit the multiplicity button on yards. The Seahawks were on a hot streak streak but seemed to have run out of luck at the congino, bus hanging out broken another game.

Odo back him blew out the candles for his birthday and that celebrated by blowing out the back of the Seahawks as he forced it into the ring zone. Michael Jackson, Smith and Jigba will be moonwalking back to Seattle as the Seahawks are bad, they're bad, and they really really know it, they're bad. Ravens 37, the Seahawks 30. Out in the desert where it was Tony P and LV showing off positive masculinity as Antonio Pierce felt and touched his players before the game.

The Giants aren't good, but they have some fellas like Tommy two times to Vito. We call him Tommy two times because he throws interceptions two times. Here's a pick. Here's a pick. Josh Jacob, Jill and Hall night crawl this way to a two scores as the Raiders broke the back of the Giants season. The Raiders 30 Gi giant six. The New York football, Giles, and the Las Vegas. Readers! Readers! We go up to Green Bay where Shod Timothy McFase plans blew up at his face,

and Puka Nakhlas Nakua looked like a shower of himself. Andrews Hot Coralson took a dump all over the Ram's face, kicking for two yoga, and And Rams fans watching their backup play felt like they were ripping balls on Hike Delix, watching Brett Fumble snaps and throw picks. Return of the Matt LaFour is back up in the game playing with his favorite R&B, Aaron Jones again, as the Packers beat the Rams. So-eater three. Over to New England, Joe Slide and Science Guy started out to scoring with a first quarter field goal. And Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill,

check, had no answer for Brian Jackie Robinson, who broke the goal line barrier in the second quarter for seven. Hunter Henry Lockwood was flying high after scoring this weekend and reminding the giant team it's in was asking the crowd. There's anybody want to put up after rushing in for a touch on Of his own late in the quarter Mac Jones was picked off by Jartavius Martin Carricks who was high on life after stealing the Wind. Now he can say officially just like the mother fucker on

That plane the lighthouse is not real. Washington 20 Patriots 17. That was incredible. Boom. Thanks, boom. That was the best boomer ever boom. Thanks, boom. I'm teach over to Philadelphia, where the Cowboys play in a house of pain. Dack it up, tack it in. Let me begin. I came to win step out of bounds. That's a sin as Dak did his best impression of Jerry Jones, hitting the white lines a little too sin, as Dak did his best impression of Jerry Jones, hitting the white lines a little too early, as he stepped out on a costly two-point conversion.

Jalen, heart so good! You know your knee don't feel like it should, Jalen. Heart so good. Played a heroic second half, but it was Eagle's defense that played like Cougars, tackling a lamb to finish the game. The Eagle's 28, look how boys, 23. Standing on a corner, James Winston down and Noah such a fine side to see. It's a some hill, my lord, running for a score and throwing for a score, running Chicago's D.

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You came on all on your own. That's all me. I love you. It was a pure Henry. Yes. So week nine in the books, we're going to talk about Bengals bills at the end, because we are in the middle of the fourth quarter. Right now, looks like the Bengals are going to win after a very costly Dalton concade

fumble. But let's get into week nine. Let's get into week nine. Let's get into week nine. I feel like we really found out who the absolute worst teams in the league are this week. And also more questions at the top than I had going into it. I feel like I disagree. Oh, okay. I think we found out who the best teams are. We do have I yeah, there's a couple of very, very good teams. I'm more talking. Yeah, I talking cowboys, Eagles. I'm still very confused how that went. Uh, but let's get into the games. Let's start with the game in Germany. Dolphins 20 or sorry,

Chiefs 21 dolphins 14. The Miami dolphins are officially F R A U D S frauds. They're not real. Not real. They're going to continue. They've got some very winnable games coming up. And then the times where they play against the good teams, I think we're going to see more the same. Yeah, when they play Kennesaw State in two weeks, they'll probably put up 100. And then they got to play Alabama. And it's not going to look good. So the dolphins are now versus teams with a losing record, five and oh, with a combined score 234 to 125. So almost doubling up the score. The dolphins versus teams with a winning record are 0 and 3,

100 for their opponent, opponent 51 for them. When they play good defense, they kind of turned a little bit. And I think the chiefs are really good defensive. I think the chiefs are top five defense, which is crazy to say, but I think that that's the scariest part about the chiefs is that they're often still doesn't look like peak behomes because I think in the second half, they went completely to sleep. I think they have 46 yards total in the second half, but their defense is very much legit,

held to it under 200 yards, held the dolphins score less than the first half. Even after all the sleep, nothing has made or the travel, nothing has made me more mad at myself than putting that much weight behind the travel because I was front and center on the dolphins or frogs and like hammer him against hammer against them when they play any good team. And the travel, the fact that chiefs went on Thursday, got me off that set me up too. This is Andy Reed. We should have made so much money betting the chiefs. Andy Reed beat time. Yes, we can. That's he's so good of a coach that he beat time. Andy Reed vs. Seconds is a battle for the ages. And he came out on top again. It was, it was

really too have. So first half, you had Tyree kill and his fumble. That was returned for the touch. That was the first half. That was the play of the game. Yeah. Tyree, former chief, talking a lot of shit going into this game, get stripped, loses the ball, they were returning it, they rugged be it back

for a touchdown. And at that point, it felt like the chiefs were gonna just dominate and put them away, like, you know, 40 to 47, 40 to 14, something like that. And then the second half, the chiefs looked like they were the chiefs were gonna like just dominate and put them away like, you know, 40 to 47, 40 to 14, something like that. And then the second half, the chiefs looked like they were the ones that were asleep. The Dolphin's defense played well.

And I think there's, if you are a Dolphin's fan, today's not a great day because this was, you need to beat one good team to feel like you are a true Super Bowl contender. Because guess what, when you get to the playoffs, all you do is play good teams. It doesn't matter who you play in the playoffs. You're going to, if you're a dolphins fan, you are going to be officially nervous as shit for that first game.

Right. But the dolphins defense did like, they looked good in the second half. They, they, the chief did basically nothing in the second half, but it's the fact that they just, whenever the dolphins that high flying greatest show on surf is what they're calling you, goes up against a decent defense. It gets stymied and looks completely different. Yeah, and I love watching Isaiah Pateca run with the ball where he looks like he's just splashing through puddles, just stopping every single time he takes up very, very, very, very much

like a vertical runner to the point where I guarantee you his high school football coach are definitely great. Shano at one point is like, why are you running so scared out there? Yeah. Yeah. Why are you so upright? Get your head down, hit somebody, but it's fun to watch and play and the chiefs are for real for real. Yeah, they're, we can definitely say that their defense is good enough to keep them close

in any sort of game. And then you have Patrick Mahomes as your quarterback. They're almost not fair. What's going to happen is the, the chief's defense is so good this year that they are going to keep them at the top of the AFC for just long enough for Patrick Mahomes to figure it out with his new receivers. That's what's going to happen. You I we're going to get to late December and it's going to be like, Oh, she writes a

patch of my homes are figuring it out together. Oh, could areas Tony Tony isn't the worst player in the world anymore. Yeah. Like that will that story, if we could predict a story, Aaron Andrews sitting down with Patrick Mahomes late December being like, how did you guys all get on the same page? You know, it always going to be like, fuck, they're doing it again. It's always video games. Yeah, you know, I just had that over my house. We just played video games. It's something like that. Uh, I have a question. Uh, that was the the two and who was it on the third and ten? Was that Waddle or was that Tyreek? I'm not sure who that was with the

past that went short. That was just miscommunication, right? That wasn't two of trying to throw as hard as you can. I don't think that was possibly two of trying to hit him in stride. Okay, good, good, good, good. I'm gonna apologize for two. I'm gonna make an excuse for two of us. Yeah, I was gonna say that he was not trying to lead him on that pass because if he did, that Tommy DeVito would have thrown that ball better. It was the T-bow like pass. You know, the famous one in the wind in a Broncos practice.

Yeah. It was a bad pass. So, yeah, the two MVP obviously takes a ding, probably had taken a ding a couple weeks ago against the Eagles, but the dolphins, they just have to be the good team. They have to. And until that happens, I don't think it's unfair to be like, yeah, there are decent team, but a super bowl contender. I don't think so. Now, who do they got? Who's their next? You know, we don't have a lot of testing. Home against the Raiders after the buy. Yeah, they might fraud themselves into actually becoming like a little bit of an angry

team because everyone now is going to be saying that they're frauds. And they get a lot of bulletin board to look at like if you're the dolphins, you don't, now is not the time where you want to listen to what the media is saying about you after loss. You actually should though, because every, every morning show in America is going to be like, they're frauds, they're fraudulent, they can't be a good team. And there was people saying that are right, by the way. But the only way you can get yourself out of this fraud hole

is by listening to it and getting pissed off enough at it that you commit yourself to no longer being a fraud. And look, I actually wanna spin it positively for the dolphins because I am a member of Tuenon. And I don't, there's no reason for, like there's no ill will I have against the dolphins. I would like them to be a really good team that can beat other really good teams because I think the league would be more fun for it. Yeah. So let's

let's do positives that have going for it. I think your defense is getting better healthier. Hane will come back eventually. You're going to get faster. You're going to get faster. Your schedule is not that tough. So like the idea that this is maybe gonna slip like it did last year, which was more, because of injury with tatua, I don't think that's gonna happen. Like I think the doll, I can confidently say the dolphins

are gonna be in the playoffs. I'm not worried that much. But yeah, just figure out a way to beat a really good team. Mike but Daniels go in your spreadsheets, cook something up, hit that vape, figure it out, try a new blend. So I have one question coming out of this game. Is Mike Mutanels too cute? He does get a little cute with some hiding behind like some other coaches trying to avoid the cameras.

Press conference. So if the sun glasses, does Mike Mutanels maybe need to get like a necktap, maybe a, maybe a, uh, tear drop tat, uh, and be like, I'm going to be a hard, hard core coach and not the cute coach that everyone's fallen in love with because if you can't beat the good teams, the two cute thing does, it starts. He does need to bring back the double hoop earrings. That would be a good start, doesn't he? Like that was a good look for him when he was a ball boy in Denver, like you don't fuck with that guy. Just do something, Mike Mutano, to not be as cute as you have been

because you're so fucking cute. I want to put you in my back pocket, you're so cute. Mike Mutano, he goes like from looking like a weed smoker to a weed dealer if he puts the earrings back in. Maybe gets like a white jetta. Yeah. The white jetta is not that fearsome. Well, that's like a high school like you got enough money dealing weed that you can

lease a white jetta. Maybe like a Honda Civic Si with like manual, put some bucket seats, some racing seats in there, put a huge fucking spoiler on the back of it. Yeah, I don't know, just something to heart. Maybe, maybe Mike McDaniel just needs to beat someone up. So I actually think that they, they might be in a better place if they had lost last week to the Patriots. If they were in a three game losing streak, because Mike McDaniel has said like, I can't, when I got to the NFL as a head coach, I couldn't wait for my first three game losing streak because that's when you know that you have to get the guys together. Yeah. He had it last year. He had it last year. He rallied them together. This is like win loss, win loss.

They're last four. If you had a losing streak, then you circled the wagon. So Mike McDaniel has not started coaching yet. Not yet. Not till he loses a straight arrow. Yeah. And I'm looking at the schedule right now. They're not going to lose.

Well, no, they might. They might lose to the Cowboys, Ravens and Bills to close out the season. And the jets. I still think the jets are going to be a tough game for them on Black Friday. Well, that would be great. If they lost New York, if they lost the jets, the Cowboys ands and Bills to close out the season. And the Jets, I still think the Jets are gonna be a tough game for them on Black Friday. Well, that would be great. If they lost New York, if they lost the Jets, the Cowboys and the Ravens, then they circle the wagons,

play the Bills. Yeah, week 17 or 18, I guess. Snowballs, cold. Well, no, that's at home. So, yeah, Rainy Miami. Yeah, that's, yeah, okay, yeah, not cold at all. Cumin, not cold at all. Okay, let's play a fun game before we get to the next game called what? Where is the next chief's loss going to happen and how much will people freak out about it?

Because I think we were in agreement that the chiefs and we'll get to the Ravens because the Ravens have been playing incredible football, but the chiefs are the best team in the AFC football, but the chiefs are the best team in the AFC. And what they basically do is they'll just find a couple losses here and there where everyone can be like, what's wrong with the chiefs? We did it last week when they, we actually were pretty good where we're like, nothing's wrong with the chiefs, they're fine. So what's the next, what's the next chiefs loss

that people will be like, oh no, are the chiefs in trouble? I think they might lose to the bills in Buffalo, December 10th. Okay. That's going to be like the bill's super, but that's going to be a must win for the bills at that point. Okay. So they're going to bring their best game. I don't know, Chiefs fans out there will get very pissed off to hear that because they fucking hate the Buffalo bills. Yeah. And they get disgusted when anybody mentions the bills

and the same breath as the chiefs. But that's going to be a very hard game to play. I can see them losing to the Packers in a fluke game. No. Yeah, just a weird in Lambo. Maybe it's cold, something stupid happens. Patrick Holmes gets COVID again. Maybe the Raiders, if the Raiders get another interim head coach.

Yeah. I don't know. There's going to be, you know what's going to, you know what's going to happen. The, the, the chiefs will lose one more inexplicable type game. And everyone will say, oh, no, Barry, chiefs and will say, oh no, Barry, the chiefs have some problems, or the chiefs can the chiefs be had?

No, the chiefs will probably win the Super Bowl. So Andy Reed did have the quote of the week though. And this was before the game. And the German press was just talking about football, what it means to America, what it means to him, what he's been through. And Andy said, if we could just figure out how to get all the countries to play football, we wouldn't have war. Yeah. Which makes sense. Just like solve this on the field,

just about on the gridiron, like a man said, a lobbying missiles at people. Like, let's just go out there. Let's just play some ball. This is like the old member when we learned it. McDonald's. Yeah, the McDonald's, it's not true. Yeah, the McDonald's, no two countries that have McDonald's have never fought a war against each other. That, the McDonald's, it's not true. Yeah, the McDonald's, there's not true. No two countries that have McDonald's have ever fought a war against each other. That was the greatest lie that we learned as kids. No, and it does not make sense. It's factually inaccurate.

Although the McDonald's in Iraq, they were actually called Matt, I think they were like MacDonald or something like that. They were like fake McDonald's. But you couldn't even say that about football, American football either, because countries that have American football have actually fought a war

against each other. Right. America. Right. In the 1800s. Right. It was kind of a big deal. Yes.

But I kind of agree with Andy, like, let's just, I don't necessarily agree that it would solve world peace, but it would make for some great rivalry games. I would say it would solve world peace for 18 some days a year. Well, like that's things. You can't fight a war on NFL someday. It's like saying, yeah, football is the great peacemaker. You never see Raiders fans fighting in chiefs fans, right?

Because we're here to watch football. No one's ever seen an Eagles fan or a Chargers fan. If anything, it would start more wars, I think. Yeah. But they would just be fought with like bottles. Bottle's flares. And dudes that don't have the higher ground that think that they can just punch up against like 16

of the team they're playing. Just guys wearing throwback jerseys from like the year 1975 that they bought online from like an illegal sweatshop in China. Ditch the camouflage and grab your finest pair of gene shorts. We're enlisting in the army. Can you imagine if the United States military had dudes wearing the Ravens' camo shorts just running up hills, charging and fighting?

Never lose. When fuck with them? Never lose. All right, so yeah, the dolphins are frauds. They're frauds. Chiefs are very good. Chiefs are still very, very good. Yeah, yeah. Chiefs are very, very, very, very good.

And I wish, I really wish that the chiefs had just gone on Tuesday because I would have won a lot more money and my day would have started off in a lot better place. I would not have been on the dolphins at all if there wasn't such a huge difference to travel. But I guess we learned that we're, once we find something and we latch onto it, we'll just get obsessed with that thing until we're proven wrong.

The amount of times I think I've figured it out, it's incredible. I still think it was right, Bet. Yeah, no, but yeah. Okay, next up, maybe the best team in football right now, Ravens 37 Seahawks 3, this was an ass kicking that was, it was a biblical ass kicking it was not even like 37.3 yes, you obviously see that score and you're like ass kicking

But then you look at the numbers and it was insane the Ravens had 29 first downs to the Seahawks 6 The Ravens had 515 yards to the Seahawks 151 15 yards to the Seahawks 151. The Ravens had 298 rushing yards. So the Ravens almost had double the amount of just rushing yards than the Seahawks total yards. It was never close. It was an ass kicking through and through and even kind of the reverse of what we were talking about the dolphins.

The Ravens have now played three teams who are above 500. One of them was the Browns when I think to Sean was out. Is that right? I believe or maybe he got injured in that game. Yeah, I forget if you played that or not. So the scores of the Ravens games against teams over 528 to 3 against Cleveland 38 to 6 against Detroit 37 to 3 against Seattle. Yeah, two teams that are leading the divisions are we're leading their divisions. Seahawks and Lions combined score of 75 to 9 against those two teams. The Ravens had four sacks today that leads the league. They also had pressure on 54.5% of the dropbacks. That's crazy.

It's insane. There are defense back. Geno Stone. He got his sixth interception of the year. Geno to Geno. That was the first time ever. Probably. It's insane. Um, there are defense back. Geno stone. He got his sixth interception of the year. Geno to Geno. That was the first time ever. Probably. I would imagine that's the first time or that he's still leading the league right now. And they got another weapon at running back. Yeah. So it seems like whoever the Ravens put in at running back is going

to be great. Keaton Mitchell was the guy today from ECU from ECU. He's a pirate. He had nine carries 13 138 yards that's a 15.3 average per carry he had a touchdown fun fact about Keaton Mitchell is from ECU undrafted right he was projected to go like middle of the draft he fell out for some reason I think he was like a second team all American in college so he was undrafted Ravens free agent his dad was also an undrafted free agent signed by who the Baltimore Ravens. He had been funny if you were like the San Diego church. Yeah, he blocked a kick in the playoffs against the Titans and returned it for a touchdown.

That was the winning score as the Ravens went on to win the Super Bowl. Wow. So now his son. The first one. Yeah, so that makes you feel very, very old. Yes. You know that his son now was an undrafted free agent that's lighting up the sea hawks in the NFL and it just is crazy. The Ravens have figured out their running game because that was a lot of the talk once top.

Dobbins went down. It's like, okay, they they still probably need someone here because they do like to run the football and now they get this kid Keaton Mitchell out of nowhere who's like the perfect complimentary piece to Gus Edwards who is clearly the goal lineback and Yeah, the Ravens. I mean their defense. I didn't know hand up. I'm just gonna say it I thought Kyle Van Neuver tired. Oh you did yeah, well, he was I don't think I think he signed recently with the Ravens I I knew that he was around at least for a few weeks

He but he I don't think he started the season with the Ravens Calvino and we look him up. He had Saxon back-to-back place. How would you think Calvino is? I was young. He's only 32. That's crazy. I did not know that Yeah, it's very been knowing he Let's see 2020 Yeah, it's very, very annoying. He, uh, let's see, 2020. Yeah, he's played seven games. Oh, okay. So he did play the whole season. So maybe I did know that either way.

I was like, wait, Calvin noise on the Ravens, because I thought he was, where was he last year? Was he on the Lions? No. He's back on the Chargers. He was on the Chargers. Chargers, that's right. Chargers, that's where I got it.

He got lost in my mind when we went to the Chargers. You know what it is about Calvin? No, I think he he streams so much that you think he's retired that you're like Oh, this guy's not playing any more in the tweets a lot. Yeah, yeah, he's he's too online to be playing still But no, he's playing a full schedule. I would just like to admit right now the Baltimore Ravens I think they are the best team in the NFL. Mm think the race, I think they're my superman. I think the Ravens are the most complete team. He did sign in late September. Okay, so a little vindication.

He didn't start the season. He did, yeah, he didn't start the season. But the way that the Ravens play against good teams, they are, I think they're the best team to lead. They still have to figure out, like it doesn't feel like their offense is fully clicking. Like Lamar, he was good today, but it's he wasn't like. I thought he's like, I thought he's pretty good.

He didn't know. He didn't need to hurry. Touchdown. The stats. He doesn't really tell how good Lamar was today because he also got a little tinged up. He was 21 for 26. That's pretty good. No, he was good.

I'm just saying deep that much. Yeah. It wasn't it wasn't like what was it. Oh, it wasn't the game against the sea hot or the the lions. When a quarterback throws for 80 yards to their tight end and he's their number one receiver, then you lose track of how good he was because he also completed nine passes to Mark Andrews. Yeah. Listen, I've, I've been on the Ravens since before the season started to have made team to want. Like I've, I thought the Ravens have everything. Their defense is nasty.

Yeah. The Ravens are, are extremely good sea hawks. I don't know what we can take away from this because we saw the lions get their ass kicked by the, by the Ravens have everything. Their defense is nasty. Yeah, the Ravens are extremely good. Seahawks, I don't know what we can take away from this because we saw the Lions get their ass kicked by the Ravens and it turns out the Lions are still pretty good. So I don't know that I'm ready to bury the Seahawks yet, but you are gonna bury him? I'm not gonna bury the Seahawks. I'm done with Gino. Yeah, I've had enough Gino.

I think I'm good with Gino. Like I know that people will tell me I'm wrong Because the tape says something different. I just feel like Gino has Last year he had a very good year and now he's kind of gone back to Gino Which is okay? but like I Never really feel a ton of trust in Gino. I'm never like man Gino's gonna really go out there

and win this game. He might bounce back. And Gino always bounces back. You're writing him off. I am writing him off. I'm just kind of good with it. Like I think he's okay. I'm not saying he's bad.

I just, I don't, I will never feel trust in Gino to be like, you can go win this big big game right I agree with that, but I don't I'm not ready to bury them I still think that they could you know their team is talents in the NFC They're probably gonna make the playoff. Yeah, yeah, and this is a year where I think a lot of people were writing to see Hawks off Like oh, they're gonna roll with Geno. Okay. We'll see on that far. It against you. I think that this is a There are perfectly fine team. I think it really comes down to like, Gino doesn't, whenever there's a lot of pressure, and yeah, obviously you can say this for every quarterback,

but whenever there's a lot of pressure, it just feels like Gino doesn't have any solutions. You know what I mean? Like there doesn't feel like there's, it's just a problem that there is no way out of. And at the end of the day, he's always gonna be the guy that got his job broke by his teammate.

Yeah, maybe I'm being mean. I do think the C-OX are a very talented team and I am not going to just say one game means that you suck all of a sudden. But yeah, I think I'm just good with Gino. I think I'm good with Gino. People telling me that Gino's somehow way, way different than he was. I think Gino's like a 20 to 15 caliber NFL quarterback. I think he's just the exact Gino where it's like,

yeah, he's got a lot better players around him now. And there's games where he can look great. But at the end of the day, would you put your life, would you trust your life with Gino Smith? I would not trust my life with Gino Smith. I would trust it with Lamar. I would trust it with Lamar. On certain occasions.

On, yeah. Until you get to the playoffs and a team tries to do some weird scheme like, was it the chargers? Was it Anthony Lynn? What quarterbacks? That put like nine defensive backs out there. Yeah, what quarterbacks did you trust your life with? I think it's patchable homes.

Yeah, it might be Jalen Hertz. I think Joe Burrow and Joe Burrow. I think that might be it Life. Yeah, I could put your life online for it I would I would with those three guys for sure. I think those are the three guys that I would only Yeah Not DAC definitely not just want to say not DAC for the record Kirk cusses before he got hurt Yeah, it's weird as it sounds. Maybe Josh Dobbs in relief only. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know. It's a very, very short list.

But yeah, no, Gino's not that list. I'm wondering if what C.O.X fans will say about that. Because again, I do think they're a good team. I just, I think I'm just done with Gino. I think I'm just good with it. I'm like, he's good at times, but I'm never, I don't wanna be told that Gino is something totally different than what he has always been. I might trust CJ Stroud with my life. It's getting there. It's getting closer. It's getting closer.

Do you think that Jim Harbaugh and John Harbaugh share any sort of advanced scouting tips with each other? Because this looked like a game where the Ravens had all their signals. That's true. Well, Conor Stallions is, he's a great job right now. He resigned. He did not get fired. He resigned. And also a guy and also Jim Harbaud

had no advanced knowledge of what Conor Stallions was doing behind the scenes. I believe that Jim Harbaud shouldn't be punished whatsoever and what opposed to the NFL. I do love Conor Stallions though. I love the fact that he's like, you know what? I don't want to be a distraction to the team.

I didn't, I didn't do anything. They didn't ask me to do anything. I'm out like the best fall guy you could ever. Ever. Ever. Ever. Okay. Next game.

Vikings Falcons. Josh Dobbs. What a fucking performance. Josh Dobbs. I have to apologize because when Josh Dobbs came in, I was like, I'm like Josh job isn't good. The Cardinals his last month with the Cardinals was not looking great. Josh dobs came in, safety, strip sack, and then he was like, wait, I'm Josh dobs and I'm going to win this game and played out of his mind after that.

Yeah. And the story coming out of it afterwards, the Josh dobs, so Kevin Seaford from ESPN tweeted that Josh Dobbs didn't take a single rep with offense and practice this week. No snaps from his center, Garrett Bradbury, had never thrown passes to any of the guys on the team and didn't know most of their names and said afterward that's for next week. And when he, when Jeren Hall got, uh, concussed, they huddled really quick and they went over the five main cadences. And that was it. And then Josh Jobs came out and absolutely like after that bumpy start, torched the Falcons, made big play after big play, finished with, with 158

yards, two touchdowns, 66 yards rushing in another touchdown. That was awesome. That was an awesome game to watch. Josh Dobbs. That was awesome. Maybe he should just jump from team to team. I would love that. Every team should be so lucky to root for one week of Josh Dobbs.

Exactly one week of them. It was great. And then probably nothing more than that. Jordan Addison said that Josh Dobbs didn't know the place because obviously he had only been there for a couple of days. And so he had to ask, Josh Dobbs was asking the receivers in the huddle, like what are you doing

on that side of the field so that I know? And they would tell him what he was doing. He took like two snaps on the sideline from the center. Kevin O'Connor was translating calls and mapping out the plays in the middle of the huddle while the play clock was going. It's crazy. Josh Dobbs said that this was like learning French

and suddenly taking a Spanish test. It's a completely different language. And Dobbs says that now he is proved that he should be a starter in the NFL. I don't know if like full-time starter, but I think like spot starter. Yeah, I mean, we didn't watch it. I think for two months with the Cardinals.

I think what we've learned about Josh Dobbs is he is the best guy that you could ever have to come on the field in the middle of a game or maybe to do like one start for your team. He also just seems like the best guy, period, great guy. Yeah. And he's and he's an astronaut basically. He's an astronaut basically that fourth and seventh.

So Josh Dobbs played, played, stuck at the start, first two series played great after that and then the game goes back and forth the Falcons scored late Josh Dobbs gets the ball with two minutes has to go 75 yards Including a fourth and seven with 40 seconds left that he ripped off. He basically shrugged off a Defender who was at his feet and then ran for 22 yards in a first down who was at his feet and then ran for 22 yards in a first down gets the the game winning touchdown with like 20 seconds left. It was awesome. It was like that was prime, witching our just great fun to watch. Oh, we don't have the conversation like how come you can't get a Josh Dobbs jersey in the Minnesota Vikings team store. Yeah, it should be there. It should be question. And like looking back on it, the cartels were probably trying to tell us something like, we don't want to rip off our fans, um, selling his jersey

because we're probably going to ship them away in a couple of weeks. It's also just very funny to think of like Josh jobs on the plane ride home from Atlanta and being like, man, that was a sick touchdown pass. What's your name again? Yeah. Like I'm Brandon. I want to hear the madden stories about him. I want to hear how he has to learn his teammates names by playing madden. Yeah. That'd be sick. We also had, well, his dobs, he's the only player to go two games for two different teams back to back with three touchdowns in each. Yeah. Pretty impressive. Arthur Smith is, I think we can now say that Bijon Robinson is in his doghouse firmly. He

fumbled. And then Arthur Smith was like, see, that's why that's why I don't use you. That's why I don't use you. It's like the wired, our tired meme is not paying running backs on the second contract. And then the wired meme is Arthur Smith not giving his, his, his running back enough carries to begin with to let them even deserve a second big contract. Yes. Yes.

It's, it's weird seeing B. John. He just is never in the red zone packages. He's not like, he, yeah, like what'd you say? Six, six carries in the second half? Yeah. He had six carries in the second half. Like, Arthur Smith, we're fans of Arthur Smith. We're friends with Arthur Smith. His, his, his seed is getting a little warm because it, it, it's, this is a game he should have won when, when Jaren Hall gets concussed in the first quarter in Josh Dobbs, who doesn't know his, his teammates names comes in. You should win that game. And on top of that Taylor Heinecke, unfortunately, we're big Taylor Heinecke guys, but he kind of had a Desmond Ritter type game

where he did some nice things. And then he also had that interception that was a terrible interception in the third quarter that gave the Vikings a ton of life. So it's like the Falcons feel like they're just moving in like they're treading water right now. I'm not gonna put this on the offense. I'm not gonna put on Taylor Heinecke, the defense.

Oh, it's even sped. Had some big problems today. And I thought that the defense was good. I like going into this game. I thought the Falcons had like a, I'll say this a stout defense. You can't game plan for Josh stops. You can't there's no there's no doing it. Yeah, there's no tape on them with those receivers. It was crazy. Yeah, it was crazy to watch. He was just it felt like I was watching a big college football game where the quarterback is you know when you watch We'll talk about on Wednesday when you watch a college football game in the quarterback Just better than everyone so like if you need to run for a first down if you need to throw for it Like he just big play after big play that sort of felt like watching Josh tobs against the Falcons defense

Yeah, it was honestly very very fun. Yeah, shout out Josh tobs. Also, here's a fun fact. If the playoffs started today, the Minnesota Vikings would be the seventh seat. Crazy. So now Jordan Addison should keep playing. Keep playing. Yeah, keep playing. We're back on, okay, don't sit out the rest of the year.

One in four to five and four, and they have, they're one and a half games back from the Lions and they have both their games against the Lions coming up so like out of nowhere the Vikings with Kirk cousins playing great football and then getting hurt and being out for the year now Josh Dobbs They still have nick moans coming back as well like You got a ride Josh Dobbs. Oh, yeah, you know, but I'm just saying like to chair at home. I'm saying more They have enough quarterbacks that more of them can get injured

because it feels like the Vikings have, the injury bug to anyone whose name we know. Their emergency quarterback today was Cam Acres. Yeah, Cam Acres towards Achilles. Yeah. So yeah, there's something going on up there. It's the drummer from Spinal Tap. Yeah, so if you're a Vikings fan, you have to do that.

We need to fire our strength and conditioning coaches because we're getting all these Achilles injuries at the quarterback position Yeah, and didn't KJ Osborne get knocked out of the game too. Yeah, that was bad Which is like Josh jobs did this without Justin Jefferson and KJ Osborne So you think the bikes are you get a little healthier and I mean what does the Vikings make the playoffs my pinky? They could they could very easily make the Arthur Smith, just a little word of advice here. You still have another thing that you can do to try to get yourself off the hot seat. And that's just have one game where you just load up Beijon and Calpitz and Drake London for a

fuck load of yards and points. And whatever happens you win. Then you can say like, oh, well, they figured something out in offense. Now their playmakers are getting involved. Just like force feed them or be Jean Fumbles like three times. Everyone's like, Oh, the coach is smarter than us. Yep. And then everyone blames the GM for using the draft pick on running back. And again, we're not calling for others from this job. We like Arthur Smith. I'm saying that it's clear that Falcons fans are people are getting a little antsy, I think, because the NFC South is very winnable.

And again, you went up against a guy who just met his teammates. You should win that game. Yeah, you should win that game. Yeah, I mean, the Falcons aren't just as good a position to make the playoffs as the Vikings are though. Yeah, I don't know. Someone has to get that seventh seat. Yeah, it's going to be someone. It's a, but not actually they aren't because the Vikings are a game ahead and they have a tie-breaker

They got the tie-breaker, but but it's not it's definitely not set and done like the Falcons could very easily make the playoffs. Yes. Yes Okay, next game Texans 39 bucks 37 Holy shit CJ Stroud What a what a game he is incredible. He had 470 yards, five touchdowns. He led them on a game winning drive with 40 seconds left. They needed to know they did they need a touchdown. Yeah, they did. They needed a touchdown. The score of this game, which we'll get to the score, a gummy in a minute, but the score of this game got all screwed up because, uh,

Kami Fairbairn heard himself in the first half. So the Texans spent the second half scoring touchdowns and not getting two point conversions. And then finally, they got to a point where they're like, we should probably kick a field goal and they got Dary a good ball wallay, who's a badger came out running back. First running back to kick a field goal in like 40 years, nailed it. And so the game was like weird to...

Whenever a kicker gets injured, it's so much fun. Oh, I love it. The kickoffs. Yeah, everything about it. Everything becomes weird. So this game got very weird, but CJ Stroud was out of this world good. He was so good. We're very rarely right about things on the show,

but standing up and standing by for the Stroud Boys was a great call on our part. I think we should be recognized for that. It will get to Price Young, but I don't know. I don't remember a one to pick being decided this quickly. No, no. I really don't. I can't think of one either. I thought Price Young would struggle this year and maybe get better. And I guess there's time for that. But CJ Stroud looks. CJ Stroud's the maybe get better. And I guess there's time for that. Um, but CJ Stroud looks CJ Strouds the top 10 quarterback. And there's some people, I think Ed Wurder tweeted out like this should put all the naysayers to bed.

Those who said that the Texans screwed up the first round of the draft. People were never mad at the Texans for taking CJ Strouds again with. He was like very clearly the number two quarterback in that draft. They were mad because then they moved up again, they took the defense. Yeah, well, and that was a little bit questionable for some people, but no, CJ Stroud is awesome that those are both rookie records that you mentioned.

470 yards, that's number one all time for rookies and five touchdowns that ties a rookie record. It's also the only rookie in NFL history. NFL history, the only rookie in NFL history. NFL history. The only rookie in NFL history to have a game where they go for over 400 yards, four plus TDs, no interceptions. It's pretty good. That's pretty good. He's a gunselinger now because he's not afraid to say picks.

Well, I wanted to say, I think we touched on this on Friday, how the Texans love to run the ball on first down. They do it more than any other team. Thankfully, they realize the Bucks rush defense actually is good. They only ran the ball 17 times today, credit to the Texans for being like, Hey, CJ Strauss really got damn good. Let's let him win this game. It's because the, the Bucks, I think they're like two or three in the NFL in terms of how much they blitz. Yeah. So they're able to stop the run when they send V2V. Yeah. Yeah. And V2V is also a big key to that too. But CJ Strasza is awesome against the blitz. It turns out we told you this awesome. All the time. He's awesome all the time.

He was awesome in college. He's it's like, it shouldn't be a surprise. You know what Ohio State quarterbacks are actually great in the NFL. They're great. There's great next stuff. Yeah, that's all crew right there. Kyle McCord, everybody. The, the bucks on the other side of this thing. I kind of like it when teams like the bucks and the Rams, they get their Super Bowl and then they just completely fall apart. Like they're like, you hold on. Yeah, you hold on to like you rent a Super Bowl.

You go all out. You recognize where your window is and you say, you know what, fuck it, we're going to give our fans one chance to really do something. And then we're just going to be crummy for the next five years afterwards. Right. Because if you have Super Bowl winning players, you hold on to some of them too long because you're like, these guys want a Super Bowl. Yeah.

But you forget about the fact that there's some other very key players that are now no longer with the team and you can't expect Baker Mayfield to do with the same roster. What Tom Brady did and the box past defense was atrocious. Yeah, they got absolutely torched. Yeah, but he's good for us long suffering fan bases to see like, okay, if you if you read if you go like all in on your window, you're just going to come back to us. Just come on back and be shitty with us. And there's no regrets. No. You know, flags fly forever. But yeah, it's true.

Like the bucks were like, hey, we want a Super Bowl. Now we're getting a little older. Let's just plug and play a couple of these key positions and hope it works out. Cause you have to think some of your older players that were on that Super Bowl, they're gonna get into the ring of honor one day. They're gonna be invited back for, you know, every ceremony.

It's like, oh, members of the Super Bowl winning bucks. So you can't like cut them the year after. You don't want to leave a bad taste in them out. This is a relationship that the front office knows like, oh, we're going to have to see like once a year for the next 20 years. So I guess it's between you and like a second year guy that's on the bubble. We're just going to get rid of him. And it goes even down to just being like,

oh yeah, Todd Bowles will be our coach. Yeah, he stinks. 0%, 0% he goes for it on Tossup Situation. And Steven Chey are friend who's a diehard box fan who's slowly coming to grips with the box stink because they've now lost four straight. They started the season three and one. He rightfully was very angry

at Todd Bowles because Todd Bowles, it was like 40 seconds left. They fumble the ball. Uh, Todd Bowles used, they recovered the fumble. They recovered the fumble. Todd Bowles used a timeout. His last time out. Yep. And then took a shot at the end zone on the next place, scored a touchdown, but left the Texans was 44, 40 seconds left to be enough time, too much time for CJ Stratt. I think it went between like 55 seconds down to 40 seconds after the touchdown. Some situation where it was about a 15 second swing. And in that part of the game, like, yeah,

you don't need to call a timeout. You've got four shots at the end zone you're gonna take. Right, don't call a timeout, then take a shot at the end zone. Yeah, and also wait to maybe run the ball and then take a shot at the end. And they could have tried to kick a fuel goal later. You want that time out in case you need to, it gives you get tackled in bounds. You take a sack. You have to kick a fuel goal call time out.

Get your guys out on the field. Todd Bowles is a bird. Brenn Todd Bowles is a bad coach. Nice guy. Poor Steven Shay. He's, he, he rides at the box so hard. He even said, uh, when the box had five seconds left, 70 yards from the end zone and they started the lateral play.

He's like, oh, I like how this is looking. Yeah. Really, Steven, the, the left guard just, just like coughed up the football backwards. 10 yards down the line of scrimmage. It was hopeless. It was hopeless. CJ Stroudman, He's the real deal. Like if you're Texans fan, you really just went through hell and and escaped pretty quickly. Yeah, I was the

Deshan thing was hell and you had Mills Mafia. Yeah, and now you you have all the hope in the world and you got draft picks coming up next year and you have the coach. Yeah, like Texans you might want to buy all the stock in Texans because if you're Texans fan, the hope meter is completely full. And it's like, this is now, hey, if you could somehow sneak into the playoffs, you don't even have to make the playoffs this year. Yeah. The real life hack is awesome. The life hack isn't necessarily drafting well.

It's hoping the people in front of you draft really poorly. Right. And that you're just giving a gift. Right. And so you got a gift in pairs or a bears in front of you. Enjoy this gift. Yeah.

All right. Jake, you got to score a gommie. I did. Congratulations. Thank you. Appreciate it. I'm not going to be, I've reassessed. I did a little reassessment of my own protocols.

We're getting to that part of the season where I'm like low on sleep, maybe a little irritable from time to time. I'm not going to yuck your yum. I'm going to let you enjoy Scoric Amies. I'm going to put aside the fact that you don't bet on any of the games or even really root for anything except weird scores to happen and just be like Congratulations. Yeah, I root for all your stuff. So yeah, I appreciate that handshakes. Yeah, yeah How much of a big get you changing your tune on this is the fact that Jake wasn't around us to cheer on the

100% if he had if he had if in the middle of the witching hour No, but and I was sweating out bets That's what he said about Jake said, can someone take a picture of me in front of the TV while I'm like, dying with every bet? I would have 100% of it. I think fuck score. After last week's interaction,

I would have gone to the PMT studio and taken a picture. No, I was too harsh. Jake, we want you to be you. So it's like, and also realize that it's not a you problem that he's upset with you about score gummies. It's not your problem. It's when he is sweating out about when he's losing in all likelihood, like,

losing a bet coming down to the end, and then he sees somebody else, it doesn't matter what they're happy about. Well, if someone's happy about their other bet, I'm fine with that. Another bet, yeah. But if it's you getting your picture taken in front of numbers,

then he's gonna be like, well, my numbers, numbers are bad. My numbers are bad. Why are your numbers good? And your numbers didn't like, well, my numbers, numbers are bad. I'm just gonna do anything. My numbers are bad. Why are your numbers good? And your numbers didn't win you anything. But it did win you something. Happiness.

That's what I realized. So I apologize. I appreciate the change of perspective. I do think there's too many of them. I'll stay with that. You can have that. This was way too many of them. This was a good score, God.

It was. Because I don't like it when they're numbers that you think would have happened before. And then you get excited about like a 20 to like 11 score, a gummy or something. When it's a game where it's what 37, 39, 39, 37 Texans when you see that score, it's like those are some funky ass numbers. And the fact that it happened, there was no alert for this.

Well, though, this one was all at the end. This one was cool because it was directly related to fair bear and getting hurt. Right. And then them kneeling, the two-point conversion had to. all at the end. This one was cool because it was directly related to Fair Bear and getting hurt. And then them kneeling, the two-point conversion had to. Because they had to and they didn't want to give up like a pick or any kind of weird play happening. So yeah, this score, Gami, I actually kind of enjoyed. Like that was, it also was because you weren't taking

the picture in front of me, but I did enjoy it. So I did enjoy it. Dare Ugunbou Boale, the Badger. The Badger they came on kicked a field goal. I think it was a 29-yarder. Yep. Bad look for kickers because anyone can step in and do their job. That's bad.

But very cool to watch, especially watching the reactions from the coaches on the sideline who are just so pumped to see and make a field goal. It also shows that on kickoffs, if you have a guy like, who's a guy on the chiefs, is it Reed? They're safety, who's got a fucking can on his leg. If you have a guy that can kick the ball deep and kick it relatively straight, having another dude out there that can make a tackle is such a big advantage to you. Such a big advantage. It lets you cover the kick so much better. Otherwise, you're essentially

running like a 10 on 11 wildcat return. Yes. Where they've got the numbers on you. So if you got a guy that can kick it remotely deep, and he also happens to be a defensive player, that's a good thing. Yeah. Uh, Jake, just wondering how many score commies are left? So I didn't prepare myself in this new world. Oh, no, but like, let's say that under 50s, like each side has under 50 under 50s There's like a hundred, but most of them are the 40s under 30 There's like 10 realistic ones. Okay, with the winning team under 30. How how pump were you for this one?

It was great because it came out of nowhere. Yeah, and you word by a TV. Yeah, I had just gotten home So for the witching hour. Thank God. Is that why you got home just in case. Yeah, I had just gotten home. So for the witching hour, thank God. Is that why you got home just in case? Yeah, just in case. Because if you had missed the picture, I would have counted it. And you would have loved that.

No, I'm fine with you taking a picture somewhere else. Yeah. Yeah. I want you to be happy. I did feel like I was being a little bit hard. And I look, people should find enjoyment however they want to be the guy being like, you shouldn't enjoy that. That's stupid, that's lame. I was being lame.

I was being a lame-ass grumpy pants. It's all right, but I've changed. So in the future, you can do it. What's the protocol? You can do it. I got. You can do it. I won't be enjoying about it.

Here's the deal, you can do, I don't think you're trying to be annoying. You can do anything you want. You can do it. You can do anything you want. If it makes you to talk about it. Jake, no, no, you can do it. Here's the deal. You can do, I don't think you're trying to be annoying. You can do anything you want. You can do it. You can do anything you want. You can, if it makes you happy, do it. I can also, if it makes me happy to be like, fuck you, Jake.

Of course. I will say it in the moment, but yeah. Yeah, you can do it. I know it's not personal. Yeah, yeah. It never was personal. Never. It's more like the score gummies thing.

It's too many. It's just like my type of thing. Is this the most in a year? It's got a lot of fun. It's got a lot of it's got also when you did down a gummy the other day. That was that was the reason we have two week commies. All in minute, all in minute. Jake was going to be a record person for first and 23. Jake was like is there such thing as down a gummy?

There's also first and one. I don't want to know how you got it in my head. Yeah, which I don't hate. It's very Jake and I that's okay. There's just unlimited agamies. If you translate it to any part of it. I know, but I don't hate. It's very Jake and that's okay. There's just unlimited agame. If you translate it to any part of the world. I know, but it was a reach. But he said down to Gami, I was like,

I have to stop this now. Otherwise, we're gonna gami everything. But Jake, you gami. You be you, I apologize. I will continue being myself. Yes. I appreciate the support. Do you think there's too many though?

There's been a lot. There's been a lot. You know what it is. You're on pace for a gami, Gami. Oh, what's the most in a year? I don't know, I'll have to do the research. Do the research. All right, this is actually something I would like to know.

Yeah, I'm interested in this. How many would it have to be like, maybe in the last 20 years because obviously it's year one of the Inazole gummy. Oh, jeez, I'm loving that. Oh, that's it. Yeah, I think it would have been standing in front of every TV. First season in NFL. And we only would have had one TV. Yeah, yeah, I could have been standing in front of every TV first season NFL. We only would have had one TV

Yeah, we only had one game Keep in mind we also have 16 more regular season games and like two or three more postseason games. That's true more football more Gommies exactly. Yeah, yeah, I'm happy for you. Thank you. Yeah. Okay, so this game were ruled This is my maybe this is my game of the early slate It was awesome and we had a great, which hour? Listen, the football was great today. We've had some weeks where it's like you get one or two good games and the rest are just shit.

This was, there was action happening everywhere. And it was funny because we went into this weekend being like chiefs dolphins, Seahawks Ravens. These are the big games and it's where you don't expect it. You have the box. I don't know if you guys had red zone on here But watching at home Scott Hansen they had a side by side of Bakers fourth in game and dobs is fourth in game They both scrambled ran for it the same exact time on red zone. Oh, that's why yeah, we had all the games on right

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I'll I'll just be moderator here. I'll let you guys do whatever you want the commanders 20 Patriots 17 Sam howell looked awesome. Yep. PFT. Except for that one touchdown or well, it wasn't touchdown. He threw it into the end zone. Yes. Hey, thank you for calling on me. I had a question for you. Trivia question. Yes. What do you think Sam Howell is record wise against Super Bowl winning coaches? I'm going to guess he is four. No,'s three and no. Three and no. He beat Sean Payton. I was 30. What you just did. He beat Sean Payton. He beat our good friend,

Bill Bellicicek and he beat Mike McCarthy. So three and no Sam Howell. He's like a little mini tour back there. He is a stud. Sam Howell is firmly the guy. He's my guy. He's our guy. He is the guy in DC. I feel I actually feel very, very good about the future of this team right now. And it's it might be like week to week. I can get down on them sometimes. But the last two games that Sam Hall has played, I think they have the most passing yards in the NFL over two games span. Sam Hall is without it out the guy. Very happy with him. Top 15 quarterback. Top 15 quarterback in the NFL. I would say top 12. I'm 12 quarter back. And guess where he is. That's like when Revell says I own

upwards of nine pieces of merchandise. I think he is a top 12 quarterback in the NFL. I am very excited about the future this evening. In fact, I'm now talking myself back into playoff because someone's got to get that seven spot. And Max, you better watch out. If you get the two seed and the commanders get the seven seed, you don't want to play us again, Max. No, you don't want to do it. Ah, don't want to do it.

But Hank, I'll let you have the floor because I know you watch the game. By the way, the top 12, the qualifiers that were used was this year right now, right now. It was right now. So it was like eliminating Matt Stafford, Kirk Cousins, Aaron Rogers, like, they're not playing right now. All these guys, uh, current starting quarter. It was like literally like the last two weeks, current starting quarterbacks in the NFL, top 12, because who did you had one that was wild? days. I had a couple that were wild.

Yeah, that were just wild. What were they? You want them over to Sean? Yes. Even though we took contracts out. Yep. Okay. Do you know?

Yes. Yep. The Stafford one was, because Stafford one was, I was like, he plays next week. PFT was like, yeah, it takes him how over Math Stafford. Yes, I was like, he plays next week. PFT was like, yeah, it takes him how over Math Stafford. Yes, I would, I would still do that next week.

I would not. That might be insane. I actually think that Math Stafford is great and very underrated still as a quarterback somehow. But I changed quickly. You have a future on the Rams win total. I do over seven and a half, but that was before Math Stafford got hurt. Okay, he's hurt. He's got a dislocated thumb big hat. I want my quarterback with two great thumbs. Hank. I was mid off. Gross came to watch. Patriots are very uninspiring. Uh, per usual.

I wouldn't say that the Patriots are mid. No, they're actually have that worst team in the world. Is it mid like a battle of average teams? Yeah. It is. Hank's, Hank's mid is doing a lot of work on that. Hank, factor fiction of the worst team in the is mid like a battle of average team. Yeah, it is Hank's Hank's mid is doing a lot of work on that Hank factor fiction of the worst team in the AFC well mids is the worst type of of weed no It's actually one of the best. No, it is no mid is average That's mids. No, no, you don't know what mids is you don't know what mids is micr about a regano That's worse type of weed that's bunk. You're talking about it. Okay, so bunk is the, so the patrons are bunk.

I guess, yeah, the patrons are asked. Hey, factor fiction of the worst team in the AFC. Fact? Yeah. Record wise, they are the worst. Well, in fact, that's fact. Statistical fact. Statistical fact.

Good, good for the draft position, which at this point is all I'm rooting for. You are right now. I did want to get that lighthouse on the board. I didn't want to have to admit that the lighthouse is not, yeah, that's, that's, we got work to do there. You right now are taking Brock Bowers. I'm excited.

Well, it's pretty exciting. Yeah. That's pretty exciting. Baby Groanck. Uh, but I have to, you know, I have to admit the lighthouse is not real. I have to make a PowerPoint presentation, which is just more work, which sucks. You have to admit what we all knew.

Although the team did release a really cool video today of a drone painting up from a water federally funded, and you could see the lighthouse in the background, which I got some tips off and the inside was not a coincidence. Yeah, so it was interesting because you showed me that video acting that like it was proving something and the drone starts off like a hundred feet in the air

and then goes up 200 feet in the air. So I don't know, I don't think you can see it from the waterway, it didn't really prove anything. Are we boring you? Yeah. Yeah, well. She haunted our face. I think you knew the lighthouse was fake all along

and you're like, defend the wall, Patriots Hank kind of came out a little bit. It should be a relief. You can just admit it. That's not really. I have nothing to root for. I said we got to rebuild it on the lighthouse. The lighthouse was kind of like,

that was my super bowl this year. And now you don't have anything really going on. I actually think Grant could shock on the lighthouse. That's how flimsy and untasteless it is Do you think there's a chance that billbell check watch Sam howl was like top 12 quarterback? I thought so I want to coach this guy. He had he was looking He was looking real hard when Sam howls on the field. I don't think so I don't think he's gonna go coach the Washington Whenever the fuck they're called next year

He hates the lighthouse? I bet he does. That's like some Mickey Mouse. It's only been bad memories. Yeah, Bella check doesn't like publicity. He's not like that. He likes football. He likes a football team.

Well, nobody. I mean, there was a team that had been called the football team at one point he could work with. He's obviously, you know, a big fan of the troops service members. He knows the importance of things like lighthouses for the Navy and things of that nature. So I'm sure he's a supporter, yeah. Well, what about a team that's literally called the commanders that stationed like, I don't know,

30 minutes away from the Naval Academy? Fact efficient, they're not going to use that name because Josh Harris has been wearing the merch. That's a fact, but also they're really close to Naval Academy. So a fact fiction, he loves Naval Academy. Fact? That's a fact. That's a fact.

That's a fact, Jack. I did like Ron Rivera in the post game. You know, a lot of coaches are like Victory Monday. We're taking work off. Rivera, in true, I'm already fired in. I know it guy fashion, goes, we're doing Victory Monday. Everybody's like, yeah, he's like, and Victory Tuesday.

Oh. No work till Wednesday. Nice. That's what I would do if I was in his shoes right now. I'd be like, you know what? Let's just victory Tuesday. Oh, no work till Wednesday. Ice. That's what I would do. If I, if I was in his shoes right now, I'd be like, you know what, let's just not, nobody strobe to work till Friday. Yeah, we're good. We're good here. We don't really need to do this.

What, um, PFC, how many wins do you think the commanders need to get to, to get the 7C? Now that you're back into playoff mode. I think nine. Okay, should we, should we take a look? Go through the schedule. You can either win. Yep, go through the schedule. All right at sea hawks

win Sam other than five now there five Giants at home when They struggle with the Giants That wasn't Tommy DeVito though. Okay at cowboys Loss, okay, so there's still a threat to me for being realistic dolphins loss, okay Well dolphin suck against good teams are we gonna you wouldn't we're not we're not we're not at ramps

That's a win Yeah, win. Yeah At jets I'm gonna say loss We don't play well in that life is bad for you. We don't play well at that life. This is bad for you. We don't play well at that life. Niners. Loss.

Cowboys. Win. Sam Howell beat him at home last year. That's eight wins. We'll find another one. And you also gave yourself a win at the Seahawks. Yeah. Okay, so we'll beat...

Yeah, there's what... Hang on. You have no idea what we're gonna make the playoffs. I looked at the sky. I was like, wait. Why are you bringing math to this? I'm just asking, there's what what hang on. You have no idea. We can make the playoffs. I look to the schedule. I was like, wait, why are you bringing math to this? I'm just asking, let's find it. I gave that take. Okay, okay, okay, let's find it.

Let's find it. Okay, I think the don't wait. Wait, say the schedule again. All right, at sea hawks. Win. Okay, so now you're at five. Yeah. Uh, I know what I'm going to do.

Giant's at home. Yeah, win. Okay, at cowboys. L win. Okay, at Cowboys. Lost. Okay, dolphins. In December. At home. At home. No, I'm gonna be honest and say lost.

At Rams. Win. At Jet. Win. Okay, there it is. Niners. Cowboys. Win.

Wait, that's the lead. How do we do that? How do we do that? Yeah, this is gonna be some great podcasting. All right, do that? How do we do that? This is going to be some great podcast. All right. Do it. Fuck it. Run it back.

You can count. Here we go. You have four wins right now. Yeah. All right. I'm counting at Seahawks. Win. Giants.

Win at Cowboys. Loss. Dolphins. Loss at Rams. Win at Jets. Win. Niners. Loss. Cowboys. There's a win. There's the win that's that's fine

I'm gonna run to playoffs as the 17 right where we want to be going up to the bank And going up to the bank and taking on it. Oh, you have your tiebreaker Could you talk? Could you stop saying that the Eagles are the one seed in the end of in the NFC right now? I don't know why you have just magically put them on this Cuz you should have lost the doubles. You're you win the football. I might put a future on the commanders to make the playoffs just because I want this so bad.

I might do it. I'm so far ahead that I'm going to put a future on the commander. So win a playoff game because they're going to play the Eagles. So next week's the must win must win because when you look at the schedule, you have to win next. Yeah. And if we lose that, then I'll just switch either the dolphins game or the At Dallas game. The two must win. Yeah, yeah. It's that easy.

Yeah, that's a must win home. Yeah, it's a must win. Yeah, the Niners might be, the minute, Niners might be in first place in the NFC by that time. Okay, come in, enough to play for. It's the best. It could happen. Hank, you wanna do your schedule?

Sure. Okay, hold on, let me pull it up You have two wins right now the Patriots the Patriots have two wins Oh, this one's gonna test everyone's football fandom next week in Germany against the cults when At giants when Chargers win, okay at Steelers win you still think you're mid chiefs

When okay at Broncos win at pills At the bills at the bills loss. Oh, you remember that money came up when so you Wow, so you guys are gonna finish 98 same as the commanders. That's pretty good. It's true middle of 29 and 18 They're both gonna have like six wins this season. Oh, man. No, I mean, I could be talked in the commanders who run reverse probably given them Monday Tuesday off so we can go do job interview somewhere. That's a classic move. But I am, I am feeling good. I'm feeling good

about the future of the franchise just because Sam out. You have a good quarterback. The defense of line look good today. We have draft picks. We got draft picks. We got new owner new name probably New stadium in the next like four years. You might have gotten your groove back. I'm I did I did if you're buying stock You should buy stock in Washington right now. Is there a chance to play through it? She's ahead of that or is there a chance the Patriots are really bad. Oh, they're very bad. Yeah, and you won by three. Yeah No, that's also yeah, it's a possibility I mean have you listened to have you listened to me react to any commanders win before the show very bad. Yeah. And you won by three. Yeah. That's also, yeah, it's a possibility. Have you listened to me react to any commanders win before on the show? It's the same thing.

I get excited, but I can't change who I am. I feel good about this when I feel good about having a quarterback that can throw the ball. Yeah. It's been so long since I've had that. It's huge. If you beat the Cowboys twice, you could maybe even finish second the NFC's. Who knows? Yeah, who knows? If you beat the Cowboys twice, you could maybe even finish second the NFC's. Who knows? Yeah. Who knows? All right. Cowboys first, Commander Second, Eagles third. Eagles third. All right. Packers Rams. This game stunk Brett Ripon. And I mean, the Rams stink anyway, but then when you put in Brett Ripon, they're extra stinky.

Yeah. He was hilarious, but not in not in a fun hilarious way. It was funny enough. He like a sad, he did have a very funny fumble. Yeah. And the Packers, Jordan Love looks good. but not in a fun hilarious way. It was funny enough. He did have a very funny fumble. Yeah. And the Packers, Jordan Love looks good. They finally ran the ball, which I think every Packers fan on the face of the Earth has been asking them to do.

Aaron Jones ran the ball 20 times effectively. And yeah, this game was not fun to watch, but good for the Packers. So I'm gonna turn this over to recurring guests apart of my take actually, Samuel L. Jackson, because he had the Packers. So I'm going to turn this over to recurring guests to part of my take actually Samuel L. Jackson, because he had the best take on this game. He said at what point do we start the Rams coaching conversation? Oh, I think you just did Samuel. I think you just did. I'm always on TV right there. That's wild. That is wild. I would like to say that Samuel brings up a good point, although I don't think that we

should talk about firing Sean McVeigh because Sean McVeigh is without a doubt Probably a top five coach in the NFL But I do think that he should be allowed to work remotely with a newborn like at this game Did he really need to show up for this game? No, he could have done this all in zoom and just chill it out his house where he does It's like when they do the draft and the Rams don't have any picks That's how Sean McVeigh should coach the Rams when they do the draft, and the Rams don't have any picks. That's how Sean McFae should coach the Rams when they play in a game, and he doesn't have a starting quarterback.

Yeah, just like, let him work from home. I should, I want to remind everyone, because this is always tough when a team wins a couple of games to start the season, and everyone's like, oh, they might be good. The Rams were not supposed to be good this year. They weren't. They were not, they were not supposed to be good this year. They weren't. They were not fit. They were not supposed to be in the playoffs. They, I think their win total

was like six and a half preseason. So it's not really surprising that they stink. They stink. What did it for me was watching Matt Stafford play because when he, when he's healthy and he plays, he's still really, really good. Yeah. And he can get you to win some games that you should not win just with some ridiculous throws. So I'm not, I'm not ready to put the Rams at like the bottom of the barrel win Matt Stafford's playing when he's not playing. They are, they're very, very bad. Yeah, I think they're unwatchable. I think they're pretty bad even when he's playing. But yeah, I just, I, I thought they're going to be bad going into this year and they won a couple games early that everyone was like, oh, watch out for the Rams. They're kind of what we expected. So I don't think

Sean McVeigh's job should be his seat should be hot. No, because if you even let him know that he's just gonna go to TV. Yeah. And the Packers good for the Packers there. Let's see, their draft pick went down to the seventh pick today. So good win. You need those wins. Yep. Someone's got to get the seventh seed. It's a win. We're on on Sunday. You're watching it. If you're a Packers fan, you're like, hell yeah. All right. We went up to, we went up to Lambo. Got a win. So a bunch of guys in the stands wearing their deer hunting outfits that they wear when the season starts. That's always fun. It starts next weekend. Oh, next weekend. Next weekend. Okay. Next week. And you'll see a lot of camo up in the stands. I don't know

real tree clown you a lot of real tree. Thank you. Yeah. Don't want another mistake of, uh, no, I was doing a bit like when we do daylight savings time. That's right. That's right. That's right. We always say that hunting season starts one week early. Yes. Yes. Um, but yeah, if your Packers fan today was fun because you got to see when, but then you're going to sit down on Monday and be like, ah, I really wish we had not won that game. Yeah. But Jordan love did look better. Yeah better. He does He like I think he spent too much time with Aaron Rogers

You think so. Yeah Got a contact high. No, some of his movements are Aaron Rogers' Ask like I can throw this ball from any angle kind of thing or like backpedaling It's like but you're not Aaron Rogers watching him run the Aaron Rogers hard count is tough. Right. I don't know what you're working. That's just a working theory that I have. I don't know if Packers fans are going to say I'm really stupid, but there's just a couple times where it's like, he's almost doing an imitation of Aaron Rogers until he releases

the throw. And it's like, wait, that throw is not Aaron Rogers. It's like a really shitty cover of a song that you love. Right. Right. I think maybe I'm way off. Maybe I'm just seeing it with hater glasses on. You might be.

I think that's a thing possible. I think practice fans might, but I silently agree with. I don't think that real fans of the team think that Jordan loves the future. No, but he won the game today. So they probably should give him more time. Yeah. Probably give him more time. All right.

Another stinky game. Browns 27 Cardinals zero Clayton Tune, poor Clayton tune. What a, I mean, to start your career against the Browns and this defense, he was sack seven times, he threw two picks. The Browns, the Cardinals offense had 58 net offensive yards. They were one for 12 from third down and the Browns got their first shut outs since 2007. Yeah. They had 17 net yards passing, 41 yards rushing, seven sacks, three turnovers. The Browns at home, four and one, Stofanski improves to 18 and seven after the loss.

They always win after they lose. And if you're a Browns fan that's like, run the damn balls to fanski, you got your wish today. You got funted. It was, one of them had 20 carries, one of them had 13 and they both average, like 2.2 yards per carry. But it was about just like running the ball, establishing the run, killing the clock,

knowing that the Cardinals are not nearly good enough to beat you with that defense. So you just play like keep away. Yeah, and that's what they did. They absolutely smothered them. It was never a doubt. Um, the Sean back looked bad to start. Started to kind of find himself later. You know, touchdown pass off a helmet. Really got him. That one was crazy. But he did also throw a nice ball to Mark Cooper later in the game.

Um, I guess if you're, well, Browns fans in perfect Brown's fashion, you kill the cardinals first shut up since 2007. DeShawn comes back, starts to kind of feel like he's finding his legs and then your star offensive lineman, Jedrick Willis gets carded off. Yeah, that was just like this is with the whole Brown season. Whenever they have a little bit of happiness, it's like, nope, let's smash it real quick. And so you talked about the roller coaster brown season. I think the schedule makers designed it that way.

Yeah, because if you look at their next series of games, like they are probably gonna lose to the Ravens, they are probably gonna beat the Steelers, and then they have the Broncos, they'll probably win that game too, but they're pretty much designed to go win loss, win loss, win loss with a couple back to back, win sprinkled in. Yeah.

Yeah, it's, it's torturous brown season because when they, when they're defense playing well into Sean is back and looks okay. It's like, wow, this could be a playoff team, like a very good team. And then whenever they have that moment, like a catastrophic injury happens to one of their best players and they go fall back down to earth. They're like, here's some PJ Walker. Yeah. Yeah.

It's very tough. If you're the Cardinals now and you got Kyler coming back. Yeah. Do you think Kyler really wants to be back? Well, the Cardinals are really, really bad. They've lost four out of the last five games by double digits and the only one they didn't was that Ravens game where they snuck in the back door. They're really, really bad.

But I think Kyler might be playing for his job. I think he is. He's playing for a contract. He's playing for a job. He's playing for his job with the Arizona Cardinals, which you could make the argument he doesn't want that job anymore. I think he's playing for a job in terms of a contract like a starting caliber contract for anyone. He just signed one. Oh, what's his extension?

Didn't he sign one the member the whole video game thing? Yeah, the whole video game thing, but what's there out on that? Let's just like NFL contracts aren't real. No, of course, but usually for quarterback two to three years is probably very real. Um He's potential out is not till 20 28. Okay, then, yeah, he is playing for it. Six years, $219 million. I don't know, five years, $230 million contract. I completely forgot about that contract extension. So he's not playing for a contract, but I do think he is playing for his job on the Arizona Cardinals, because if he comes back, doesn't play well, they have the number one pick. We've seen it before. Then they'll trade. They moved on from Josh Rosen after one year. Yeah. Obviously, Colin Merle is moved on from Josh Rosen after one year.

Yeah, obviously, Colour Mer is way better than Josh Rosen, but it's not crazy to think they'd be like, all right, let's draft Caleb Williams and trade Colour Mer, somewhere. Or Drake May. But the question is, if you're Colour Mer,

do you want your job on the Cardinals? I don't know, I think I'd want my job somewhere else. That's what I'm saying. If you're Colour Mer, do you want to come back and play right now? I probably wouldn't. But he's, wait, can they, can they look into a screen time that he's been doing on his iPad?

I think that, I think he has been hurt. Well, so if he doesn't come back, if he's not activated fully, I don't think, I think that's it for the season. See, yeah, that'd be weird. It would be, but I think he has too much pride. Let's think about it from the perspective of if the Cardinals truly believe that Kyler Murray is their future guy, which I don't think that they necessarily totally believe

that right now. Correct. But if they did, would you want Kyler Murray as the Cardinals to come back and risk injury in a season that's already gone? You probably wouldn't, right? But Kyler Murray, he doesn't want to come back and play because he probably doesn't want to get injured and risk his chances of being a starting quarterback

for not the Cardinals. I think football players want to play football. Is he a football player? I think he's a football player. He's a baseball player. That's a good question. If Kyler Murray comes back, I think the Cardinals can win a couple of games.

See how confident that he is. Yeah. Yeah. It's a mess though. It is. Either way, it's a mess. It's a mess. It's a mess. And I feel, I actually feel bad for Jonathan Ganon because it's a mess. I think Jonathan Ganon is actually doing the perfect job and what they wanted him to do. Yeah. Yeah. Because be bad. Knowing that Kyler was going to be on until November at the start of the season, they are in full on tank mode. And you got, and again, you got to live off that Cowboys win for like a month and a half. Yeah, it's great.

Everyone's like, man, the Cardinals are frisky. Yeah, you got an entire Monday's worth of skip bail is being super, super pissed off at the Cowboys because of you. Yeah, that's worth anything. Yeah, okay, next last game of the early slate, Saints 24, Bear 17, we don't spend a lot of time on this. I would just say that kind of pathetic that the Saints only won by seven

when the Bears turned the ball over five times. I actually agree with you because I don't think I've ever seen a team run more plays in the fourth quarter, like deep inside their opponents territory and not score points in the Saints today. Kind of pathetic. Kind of pathetic. Yeah. The Bears had five turnovers. They missed. They going to kick and they only lost by seven. Yeah. Kind of pathetic. And also I don't think Derrick Carr got sucked. Kind of pathetic. That is pretty pathetic. This was a TASEM Hill game, though. TASEM was one for one passing three yards and a touchdown. He had 11 carries for 52 yards.

And as we know about TASEM Hill, I think when he carries the ball seven times in a game, they're 18 and one. Yeah. The Saints are. And then he had four receptions for 16 yards and a touchdown. So this was, they built the entire offense out of TASEM Hill

today, which is always great to watch. It does work. I still don't know how the Saints didn't blow out the bears. It seemed like they should be winning by like 20 points for the entire fourth quarter. Well Tyson Pageant was really good if you only do the first three quarters. Yep. Who's 15 for 19, 201 yards, two TDs in a pick. Yeah. You can hang the banner too big. Fourth quarter, he was three for 11, 19 yards, two picks. Yeah, it's bad fourth quarter. That's a really bad assumption.

Maybe you didn't know the game was four quarters. But you can hang the banner. You extended Monta's sweat. Yeah, which, okay, real quick, I understand the bears are joke. I make front of the bears more than anyone. They're a joke of a franchise. They make like terrible mistakes in every turn. There are moments where I have to push back because people just like it's free clicks to

dunk on the bears and the amount of people that move the goal posts with Montez sweat where Montez sweat said one thing when they asked him, I have you thought about your extension he's like, I haven't even found a house to build or house to sleep in yet. And everyone was like, ah, they're not going to resign them. Like the whole internet did this and dunked on the bears. And then what happens a day later, they reassign them to exactly what we thought was gonna happen. And everyone just moves the goalposts to be like,

overpay, can't believe they did that. You can't do, you can't have it every single way. You can't always be dunking on the bears when you tell us that it's a bad move because he's not gonna resign. And then the minute he resigns being like, ah, you guys paid him too much. Yeah, when I saw that,

when I saw that he had the quote of like, oh, we haven't thought about the extension, it just gave me a 5% chance of him doing the thing that. I was even talking about you specifically. Oh, I remember that. It was a whole other man. Yeah, from day one, right when the trade happened, I told you they're going to resign them.

This would be the worst move in the history of football if they sign them as a rental for a team that's not gonna do anything this year and then paid a second round pick for them and then lost them in free agency. That's a level of incompetence that I don't think any franchises capable of right now. I was just hoping that he would use the bearers

for like seven weeks and then be like, you know what, I'm a commander at heart. I'm going to reason I'm with the commanders. And I get it. I get it. The bears are easy clicks. They're easy to make fun of. I make fun of them a lot, but they're definitely our points in time where I have to be like,

shut up everyone. Like, you can't, you can't just keep dunking on the bears when they actually make good moves for the long term. And you just have to find a way to like change the narrative to be like, huh, the bear is suck. The bears do suck, but this was a good move. They, they, they finally got a defensive player that they needed desperately because we don't, when you have a really bad team, you need to upgrade every position. So they upgraded a position. Yeah. He's good. And he's a great player. It's on Jalen Johnson next. And the bears still stink. And guess

what, America, you get to watch the bears versus Panthers on Thursday night. That's a real test between that and the Germany game on Sunday. It's a must win for the bears. It's no it is. Yeah, because we have the Panthers pick. Oh yeah, there you have to win.

So it's a we have to win the last one. Update on the Saints coin. I think that now is officially the time where we should start respecting the Saints coin because it's not a no. Yeah. So the Saints coin had this as a win. They did the thing where they flip a coin for every game on the schedule. It hasn't lost yet.

And then they have next weekend the Vikings as a win. This Saints coin, I think, could be legit. Yeah. It could be legit. We're watching it. Last thing I'm just going to say is real quick. I'm not, I think Ryan Poles has made some mistakes. Eber Fluce, Chase Claypool.

But Montez Sweat was a smart move, and you have to just admit that him getting DJ Moore and the Carolina Panthers first round pick was a great fucking call. Yeah, like people will say that he's incompetent. You can't just pretend those two things didn't happen. I'm just gonna get into our know rights. Very good.

I'm gonna get you ready for the counter argument to that pick cat. Go ahead. Counter argument to that. Oh, they're gonna screw up the pick. They have so more. That's usually what people say. That's a good counter argument.

Yeah, that is fair and it's probably true. Would CJ Stroud have been available with that pick? Well, I mean, I don't know. You can't, I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. No, I know. I know people will start saying that. Oh, you could take a CJ Stroud have been available with that pick? Well, I mean, I don't know. You can't, that's, I'm getting ready. I'm getting ready. No, I know. I know people will start saying that, oh, you could take a CJ Stroud.

I don't know. You had to keep, like, if Justin Fields, I don't, that one is a little bit of a stretch to me. Do the Patrick Holmes all you want, because that's fair, but that one's a little bit of a stretch. Because in reality, I don't think that the Bears were going to give up on Justin Fields at that point. Right. And also the plan was like,

if Justin Fields ended up being the guy, everything, the whole table was set. Like, because then you had two picks and a franchise quarterback. So that's worth trying to take that risk. Yeah. They got a good haul. Yeah. They definitely did. I'll show you.

I probably would have been terrible with the Bears, because everyone's terrible with the Bears. Shout out to you. I can say that the Bears everyone's terrible with the Bears. Shout out to you. I can say that the Bears suck. You just can't. Shout out to Dennis Allen because he has five wins now. Do you know what his previous record was in terms of his fastest time to five wins in

the season? He had to be like week 13. Week 15. Okay. It was week 15. So Dennis Allen is still still bad. Again, the same thing. He should be in Paris that they only won by seven.

But he figured out how to just make the entire offense taste some hill. Yeah, yeah. I wish we could put Tyson Bagen and Justin Fields into the same quarterback and just make it one. You want to combine the right parts though? I want to combine Tyson Bagen's tattoos. No, he's like decisiveness.

And like, I'm going gonna throw the football and then maybe give him Justin Fields' arm strength and running a bill. Justin Fields' arm strength but with Tyson Bageon's dad, the arm wrestler. Yes. To have like a super strong arm. Yes. Yes. Yes. Because Tyson Bageon, he sees something and he's like, I'm gonna throw it here and it doesn't always work because he doesn't really have that strong of a gun, but he sees and he throws it. I think Tyson Beijing has made himself a lot of money in these past couple weeks because he hasn't played bad enough to be like, oh, that guy can't be a backup quarterback.

Yeah. He's established himself as, the only thing is the tattoos. He almost, you might have too many tattoos and the fourth quarter when he cheers. And too much moxie. Like, I mean, if you're looking for a backup quarterback, like, you're gonna get a guy that's going to throw, that's kind of, it's part of the course of the backup guy.

Yeah, he's a gun. But I think he's made himself some money and might have a decent career as a backup quarterback. Maybe. No, Hank, as to your mid-off point, the NFC South is a mid-off. Yep. It is the biggest mid-off in history of mid-off.

I think the Saints are kind of the... Yeah, I think the Saints are kind of the. Yeah. I think the Saints are the best team, but I don't know. Yeah. I struggle to beat the Bears when they got five turnovers. I can be convinced otherwise. I can be talked into any team that's not the Panthers from that division on a week-by-week

basis. Yeah. I would actually, I got to look that up. Maybe Jake, you can look that up for me for tomorrow. What is the closest score, final score when a team had the turnover margin one by five. Cause that is pretty remarkable. Yeah. Five, oh, and they will last by seven. Yeah. Okay. We'll do the, the afternoon games. Uh, we're going to take one more break and we'll finish up with the afternoon games. The afternoon games are going to be brought to you by Netflix again. Netflix take over take over.

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He talked about culture. He talked about his giants teams winning Super Bowls. He talked about his giants team beating the patriots in the Super Bowl, which were coached by Josh Fritianos. And then afterward Josh Fritianos says, don't talk about the patriots. Yeah. And that's just the perfect Josh Frick Daniels. And then afterward, Josh Frick Daniels says, don't talk about the Patriots. Yeah. And that's just the perfect Josh Frick Daniels.

I don't know if it's true. I would assume it is because Jake laser. But Josh Frick Daniels being that butt hurt about a guy trying to rally the troops and being like, don't talk about the Patriots like that. For if it's you, you might think that he was like joking. No. Why, why you gotta come at me like that that? With Josh McDaniels, I believe it. Yeah. I believe any story. It's like the Urban Meyer Jaguar situation.

When there's a story written in six months in the athletic and it talks about all the stuff that went wrong in Vegas, I'm going to eat that shit up. It's going to be great. You could, you could say anything and I will 100% believe that Josh McDaniels actually did it and was responsible for it in Las Vegas. Yes, yes, 100%. So the bounce back happened because the Raiders, when you lose, when you fire a guy like Josh McDaniels, every team should actually hire Josh McDaniels for a game

just so you can fire him because I bet you the team would perform that much better. You could tell just like right off the jump, the giants think, but the Raiders were playing with a lot more purpose, like a lot more energy if you could feel it, and they completely killed the giants. Obviously, Janet Jones gets hurt again, which sucks, and Tommy DeVito comes in,

and he threw back-to-ceptions on back to back passes. But he did score touchdown. He looked better. He scored touchdown. He went 15 for 20 for 175 yards. He looked better in the second half. When he first got in, it seemed like it was going to be another like negative two net passing yards.

Yeah. Tommy D for old TD. The Raiders, I like the bounce back with Antonio Pierce. He's a good interim coach. I don't know if his interim magic is going to carry over because he was like super conservative. He wasn't like animated enough for my liking for an interim coach on the sidelines. I think the Raiders should get a new interim coach every single week for the rest of the season. I like that.

I think they should bring in anyone that's ever been. Yeah. Bring this to you back. Will Compton. Will Compton. Bring the boy in. Rob Ryan should get a chance to be an interim coach for them. Coach. Coach.

Oh, a Ouija board that has a connection to Al Davis that's just like throw deep to our fast guy. Tom Cable. Yep. Bring back all these guys, all the legends of the game. Dan Campbell will probably do it on their bio. Oh, it's this week. Dan Campbell will probably do it. Yeah, you probably won't give a shit like bring bring in all the all the Interim coach all stars and get one week of emotion out of John Grooton. Oh, oh

John Grooton or the mustache. Yeah, Grooton would be awesome. Yeah, that would be sick Do the ask Madden play calling for one week have John Madden coach your team? Yeah, look Yeah, virtual John Madden. Actually figure out how to coach your team. Art Shelly could bring back. AI John Madden, except it's just, it's Mark Davis dressed up as John Madden on the side of you, Jackson. No, I wouldn't have.

I was former Raider coach. I don't wish that upon any man. Art Shelly, yeah. Art Shelly, yeah. Lane Kiffin. Yeah. Right to Ole Miss season's over. Why not?

I do think Antonio totally appears to be conservative, but when Tommy DeVito comes in the game, you can be as conservative as you want. You go into just the same mode. When Tommy DeVito came in the game, it was in the middle of the first quarter. I live bet the Giants under 12 and a half points, which was a thrill.

It was like one big play and I'm fucked. Yeah. And I was never really fucked. In situations like that, I feel forsaken, one barkly. It's just like, well and I'm fucked. Yeah. And I was never really fucked. In situations like that, I feel for sake one, Barclay. Yeah. It's just like, well, I'm just gonna, they're just gonna hand me the ball repeatedly, repeatedly. Um, the Raiders had not scored 21 points in a game all season. In the first half, they scored 21 points.

Yeah. In the first half, offensive genius Antonio Pierce, uh, really shows up, shows up Josh McDaniels. I love it. Is Aden O'Connell the best Aden athlete ever? offensive genius Antonio Pierce really shows up, shows up Josh McDaniels. I love it. Is Adon O'Connell the best Aiden athlete ever? In American sports. I'm trying to think of other Aiden's.

I don't, he's the best Aiden quarterback. I was just gonna type in to Google Aiden and see what auto corrects. I think you see only Aiden quarterback ever. I looked that up. Aiden Fauci. I mean, there's got, oh, let's say that. We'll leave that.

Aiden Hutchinson. Aiden Hutchinson. yeah, he's probably. I think he might be. Yeah. Yeah. He's the only Aiden quarterback I could find. I think so. So he might be the best.

I'm just going to say NFL players named Aiden. Players. Aiden Hutchinson is a good answer. I think he's number one Aiden right now. Mm-hmm. I think we might get a bunch of Aiden's coming up. Yeah, feels like a name. They're going to be like the Jalen's, like, 10 years from now. Yeah, I think that might get a bunch of agents coming up. Yeah, feels like a name that

could be like the Jalen's. Yeah, like 10 years from now. Yeah, I think that's that's going to happen. But so he was the first he was the first. He's a ground breaker. Yeah, he goes for aaden barrier. He did. But yeah, the Raiders, they were they're so they were feeling it like the change so much because it really does it probably is the greatest feeling in the world to have Josh Martinez not your life anymore. Is it just by every account, he's just a terrible person to be around. There was a report. There was a picture that went viral. It was an angle of Mark Davis walking on the field and someone had reported that his bowl cut was gone. Thank God, it's not. No, it's just, it's creeping further back. It was the side, yeah.

But like that was, that was the vibes going into this game for the Raiders. Like they mean so, they mean business to such a level that Mark Davis changes hair. Yeah, I don't think that's ever gonna happen. No, no. And I was, I actually went, I saw it and I got so heartbroken that I went trying

to find more pictures of like, thank God. Well, they still has. The only way that would be believable is, because he's got a nice new girlfriend. She looks lovely. She's always in his box. And if she convinced him to cut his Australian singer, right? I don't, she's a very, she's famous in her own, right?

Yep. She's a model. She's got, was a VSCO. Is that what's in her profile, Hank? Is that what the kids have? You hit that up, Hank? Yep. Yeah. Maybe a girl could convince him, but I still think that Mark Davis is too strong Hit that up, Hank. Yep. Yeah. Maybe a girl could convince her,

but I still think that Mark Davis is too strong. I don't even think so. I mean, you just be like, all right, you're not for me. These hoes can't change me. Yeah, this, listen, I'm a package deal. Yeah. The bowl cut comes with the package.

It's part of his allure. It is. He's mysterious. Like if you were to date a guy like that, I don't think that the bull cut would be the thing that would be a deal breaker. Right, and it's also like, when you see Mark Davis and he has a lot of money,

I know he doesn't have a lot of money, but he has a lot of money because he owns a Raiders, which he might not be able to own because he might not be able to pay the taxes. That's a round enough money. Yeah, he doesn't have a lot of money. He has money theoretically. He owns a professional NFL team.

He theoretically has a lot of money. And then he has that haircut. You're like, this guy's a freak. He knows something. He's probably the craziest. Dresses in all white. He has got a peacocks. That's what he does.

Right. Because it makes no sense. A man with that money theoretically should get a better haircut, but he doesn't. And that's why he's so alluring. Okay, yeah, that's our recap of the game. Gold's 27, Panthers 13. The Panthers might be the saddest organization

in the NFL right now. Okay, so I was sitting down thinking about this because I think if we do the bleakest future draft all over again right now, I think the Panthers are number one because you've got, you just spent a number one overall pick on a quarterback that who knows if he's going to be good or not, but at this moment, you can't help but just focus all your attention on Houston. You want CJ Stroud to start sucking immediately for your Panthers fan. You, yeah, you have the wrong guy will devastate you as someone who's done that many times before.

Wrong guy will devastate you and you paid a first round pick and DJ more for it. Yeah. And you don't really like your owner. Don't care for him too much. Micro manager, micromanager, Frank Reich is your head coach and you just hired him. So you're probably not going to fire him this year.

It's it's rare, but it has happened before where you're fired after one year. You're not you're not too happy with the state of affairs in Charlotte right now. Yeah. Price Young had three picks, two picks, sixes, Kenny Moore, the second had both the pick sixes, which is awesome. And then Jim Urce, a stunted on you out of the game.

Video of the year for Mr. Urse. Incredible. Singing along, dancing along to Meek Mill in the locker room. That was, it was all time. Yeah. I, I, I can't stop watching it. Mr. Urse is the people's owner, love him or hate him. He's going to put out content for you.

Yeah. And this, this was an all time video from also the Colts. I'm happy they won because they keep their frisky tag. Yeah. If you're three and six, it's hard to be frisky. If you're four and five, you are frisky. Yeah. And Menchie won is on the road, is it in Charlotte? Yeah. He didn't light it up. But it doesn't matter. He didn't turn the ball over. Yeah. Which was huge. But yeah, they, they're defense. The two pick six is the first one. Well, there's like 40 seconds left in the first half, right? Any two or pick six? That was tough. Yeah, that was tough. So yeah, I I think Panthers fans might have it the worst right now. It's it's bad. You don't even get to do the we can't wait for the draft. Yeah, it's bad when

Jim Mercedes just just dropping his ass on you after the game. We're on guy every time CJ Stroud plays well. It's again, any Panthers fans want to reach out. I've been through it. I can talk you through it. When CJ Stroud wins like two Super Bowls and goes to six, seven straight AFC championship games and you're already one past Bryce Young on another guy. That's not good. We can talk.

You can blame Tepper. You can blame David Tepper taking him out for dinner, being impressed with his order of the scallops. That's when he decided that it was going to be Bryce Young. You got it. When you trade, you got to get the right guy. Yep.

Again, speaking from experience, you got to get the right guy. You got to get the right guy. All right last game cowboys 28 Eagles 23 Eagles 7 and 1 8 1 there it is max 8 1 cowboys Blue this game 10 different ways, but the Eagles win Escape it felt like an escape game 10 different ways, but the Eagles win escape. It felt like an escape game. That's fine. Yeah, escape for sure.

I'm willing to admit escape. Like, I weirdly watched this game. I had the Eagles. I was happy they covered, but I also walked away being like, maybe the Cowboys are for real. Cause they actually played well offensively. Like, Dacke had a good game. If you hadn't stepped out on that two point conversion.

Yeah, that was tough. But yeah, like I didn't think that the I'm not down on the Cowboys after that game, which is weird to say because the Cowboys feels like they they haven't won one of those games in a while. It's also the perfect DAC game because he played so well. He played pretty well. No, he played very well. He was 29, 44, 374, 33 touchdown.

Yeah, he played pretty well. And then he does the one thing that gives everybody all the ammo that they need to be like, look at deck press guy. You can't win a big game because he has this brain fart and steps out of bounds. I would have to lay a game as well. It was also very bad.

Yeah, the game was bad. But Max, so you, the reason why I say survived is because the Cowboys felt like everyone was open all day. Yeah, secondary is a problem. Secondary is a lot of injuries. Big, big problem. But the offenses, the offense is still really good. Uh, they get went into a little bit of, uh, let's not lose instead of let's win.

Yeah, they went up 11 in the, in the second half, and it was like they kind of had it was like, let's, let's run the football and let's just like keep trying, because the Eagles are, you say this all the time, the Eagles are very good at running the football and like, when they're up, shortening and eating clock and just the game goes to nowhere. It wasn't working. That wasn't happening. And they weren't adjusting. They were still trying to play like that same style football of like, let's just eat, eat a ton of clock. They strive, eat a ton of clock.

They strive and then they just kept getting three and outs. They had bad field position because of stops. So you can't be like too upset about those. But the second area is a problem. The offense is not. Eagles are eight and one and we just beat the Cowboys. Here's a nice, because yeah, you're eight and one. You're top of the NFC, but a little bit of a silver lining.

I think when the Eagles do lose in the playoffs in devastating fashion, you'll at least be like, I kind of saw this one coming. There's a lot of teams get hot teams get hot at different times. And right now we're eight and one and the Eagles are not hot. Right. That's I think that's true. That's a good assessment. I'm sure you're eight and one and you haven't even peaked yet. Jalen Hertz is playing is obviously playing in her hurt.

I wouldn't say injured. I would say he's hurt. So he doesn't or does look like himself. He's playing it like he's not running. He's not running like himself right now. He took a shot to his knee today that I was amazed. He wasn't injured from. He's a tough mother. He is very tough. Yeah. And and we have a buy. We have a buy next week and then go beat the chiefs on Monday

night football. Oh, that's great. Is the buy coming to you at a good time? Couldn't have couldn't be coming out of that. I think it's a perfect. You guys are one of know against the buy this year. Yeah. It's huge. Huge. Next week, the Eagles win. They win with a buy. Buy should be player of the week for sure. Who uh, where's the game against the Chiefs? I think it's our head. Oh, tough place. But yeah, that's gonna be a tough game.

It's gonna be a tough. That's a measuring stick game. Tough place to play. Yeah. I wish we could do whose line is it anyway. Although they're on a buy. Two next week. So maybe.

Oh, let's see. Can we do whose line is anyway? I'm gonna say chiefs They probably can chiefs two and a half. I would say chiefs four. I would say chiefs three and a half and it's gonna get bet down to three I would say yeah, maybe three one and a half Three is my final answer. Do you have it? We know how to look? I'm looking. It's my final answer. Do you have it? Do you know how to look? I'm looking but it's not immediately available. Um, shout out Jerry Jones, by the way. Next week's schedule was not looking good. Uh, Jerry Jones went back to the well. And uh, after the Rangers won a World Series, he referred to World Series as being, it's the absolute glory hole to have that elusive win to be the champion. Jerry, like two years ago, was like, I want me some glory hole.

Jerry knows exactly what a glory hole is. By the way, but his PR people had to come in and clean it up and be like, no, he's not talking about, he's not talking about sticking your dick through a hole in a bathroom stall. He's just talking about having a glory, having a window. That's the time as window. No, Jerry Jones knows exactly what a glory hole,

he is a big glory hole guy. Huge glory old guy. Guys, next week, we're gonna have to, what do you got, Jake, oh, just one other line? I don't say anything official, but some people on Twitter are saying Chiefs minus three, but nothing official. Okay.

Next week, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta, we gotta struggle. We're gonna be fine. We're gonna find, we're gonna find a way. But I just, it just dawned on me, the Chiefs, Eagles and dolphins are on a buy Mmm those are three teams that are fun to watch. Let's see. We got the best the best game is Niners jacks Browns Ravens not bad. Yeah, yeah, but it's a good split. We got more in a six and four. Yeah. Yeah, that's true

Why it's Chargers would be fun That's we will make fun. We'll have fun no matter what. We always do. Max, anywhere any comments on G-string gate? I don't know if that could have been Angles. If the eagle missed it, a eagle's coach kind of had to jump out of the way of a play and his pants started to creep down a little bit and it looked like he was wearing a red G-string You know, I'm not gonna knock a guy superstition sometimes. Oh superstition. Yeah, or it might be like a turnover chain thing Yeah, where you get to wear that if you're the best coach in the building that we hear Also Dallas got her broke his arm. Is that officially Broker's arm? So better than a sprained.

Yeah, can you sprain your forearm? Oh, yeah, you can sprain anything. Sprain anything, dude. Sure. I don't know if that's true. So how long is the out for? It didn't say it was like expected. I'm gonna guess six weeks.

Better than a sprained. I'm on Monday. Better than a sprained tomorrow Monday better than a spring Oh If he's having an MRI he might also have a spring That might be a double-wimmy broken broken a spring. Yeah, I don't know I don't know the answer to that question five weeks coming in a great time by weeks coming out of great time get the boys healthy Get the boys rested and you're eight and one

Yeah, you're you're up a game and a half on the on the rest of the NFC because the lines didn't play to that but you can lose Yeah, anyone that's true. I think the chief's just lost the fucking Broncos. That's true. That's true Would you say where would you power rank the entire NFL though? Would you say the Eagles are one I wouldn't Who would where I put the chiefs one the chiefs just lost to the fucking Broncos. I know I put Ravens Which was sick Ravens won chiefs to I put Jalen hurts playing one one walking left Ravens to Eagles 3 This you guys are so re like Reasonsy bias out the fucking ass. Yeah.

No doubt. That's literally the NFL media. Well, that's literally this show. The Texans just lost to the panthers last week. PFTG said the commanders are gonna go to the fucking playoffs. And Sam Howles of Top 12 quarter back. And they're gonna beat the Eagles. I'm talking about on the top 12 quarterback.

Me and PFT were all the same. What are we talking about right now? Yeah, listen, I will have no better ally in this whole Sam how thing than Max because Sam how has played like two of his best. So good against the Eagles. So you're going to be in my whole. Max is in my hole. Yeah, you don't want to see us. You don't want to see us, Max. Imagine I want to see what a Sam how beats you in the first round of the playoffs. Max that would suck. I could see it happen. And though, I do think Eagles are very good.

I just think that they are weirdish They're not dominant. That's the thing But like what like the records dominant. I don't know what weird is weirdest doing a lot of work for you guys You guys talk about each team and like you're like, oh this team hasn't beaten a good team Like what have the Eagles not done? They're very good. What have they not done for you to like not be sold on the Lost the jets you okay? Everyone you felt like it was I felt like the cow was it's a game and gone five more minutes. You're like we haven't be good teams to beat the cow.

No, I never said you didn't beat the team. No, but that's what you say about other teams right. But the Eagles have beaten good team. Correct. Right. So what are you getting mad about? I don't I don't know why you think the Eagles are bad. I don't think they're bad.

I think they're very good. Do you think that something's a little off? Jalen Hertz went on one fucking leg. Okay. Do you agree with me? Do you agree with me? The second. I think most Eagles friends will agree with me.

Some of these are a little bit off. I think the second. I think you know what? Secondary. That's a good answer. Max, how about this? He's mad. So who has a bite week next week? Secondary that's a good answer max how about this he's max is mad so

Who has a buy week next week? The Eagles Dolphins chiefs Rams okay, so I'm gonna say that even if the Ravens beat the Browns next week No, here's what I'll do next week after the buy I think the buys coming at a better time for the Eagles than it is for the chiefs I'm going to catapult the Eagles over the chiefs after the by week in my power rankings. Because I think the Eagles are going to do better on the by week. That's good. Get healthier than the chiefs will. The chiefs are already good.

All right, extended by because they played Monday and a football. Exactly. So the chiefs are going to make, they're going to be fine with the by week. They'll still be great when they come back. Eagles are really going to use this by week to springboard up my power rankings. Is that fair Max? Sure, I mean he's very upset. Yeah, you're in your feelings. Why are you? I'm not I'm not.

I'm not. You gave the right answer. The secondary is the thing. You guys won. Yes, the Eagles won. Yeah. You guys seem like they lost. No, I just thought that like I was shocked with how easy the Cowboys were able to get first downs. At the end of the game, you were two. We were signature. Like you kept on screaming, everything's open. They're always open. You did say that they don't deserve to win this game. Well, then you said that he did. But then the Cowboys also didn't deserve to win the game. So

it's no one deserves it. yeah, I mean, they got back to back panel. Yeah, yeah, I think it's because you had this game against Cowboys where the Cowboys could have very easily at least tied, potentially won the game if that didn't just step out of bounds on that scramble to the right. And also the games against the commanders where they looked like they were, you know, at least deserving to be on the same feel in the same conversation. Those two are those three close wins that you had that didn't really feel like great wins. That's got you feeling a little bit. What about the dolphins? Yeah, it's a great game. Is he great game? You were just talking about how good the chief star because about how they played against the dolphin. I think

the chiefs are good. The chiefs also brought those last week. I think the cheese are good. The cheese sauce is the Broncos last week. I think the cheese are really good because they've won Super Bowls. That, max, right now you were a top three team in the NFL. I had you three. You want me to put you one? I'll put you one. No. No, wait till after the buy.

I'll put you one. I'm gonna put you one. Joggernaut. The Eagles do have a gauntlet after the buy. This is right when I was nineers. Cowboy Seahawks. I am going to bet on the Eagles do have a gauntlet after the buy. She's right when I was Niners cowboy see hawks I am going to bet on the Eagles to win the Super Bowl after this stretch because they're gonna lose a couple of these games And that's fine max. That's fine. Yes, that's fine like if you if you lose In arrowhead on Monday night football like you're not you're gonna be like all the Eagles stink when they I thought it would be

I thought it would be wrong of us to be like damn the Eagles Like they crushed a cowboys actually they will I then I'll be like Eagles are the best team in football I think they might beat the two one hundred percent. I would say they're the best team in football All right, fuck it whatever do you think it's fair that I have the cheeses the best team in football because they are the defending Super Bowl champs well, it's I mean who they play in the Super Bowl. That's true. They'd never beat a good team in the Super Bowl. And scene. That was great. You know what I love about Matt. Here's what's an opposite. I have to go pay their eight morning took off their headphones. Here's what I love about Max is he is actually the voice of anyone that listens to the show and gets mad at us for not respecting their team enough

Right like Max of course he's gonna be mad because we're not respecting him enough because he thinks he's an Eagles fan They're eight and one he's like you guys should be saying they're the best in football right? We just I Don't think that they're the best There's a little bit often. It's probably the secondary in jail and hurts also are a little bit off. And it's probably the secondary in Jalenhurtz also having a little bit of a gimpie leg. And I just wasn't gonna walk away from the Eagles Cowboys game being like Eagles dominate that. You can't.

Like that was a good game. Eagles is the better team right now. I don't trust that in like a big moment. You know, we can say we trust Jalenhurtz. About that game is the Cowboys were one yard away, big cat. They were one yard away. I mean, that was a does a terrible last play they called also Max going to take a piss right now. I the Eagles are really good. Yeah, they're very good. Really fun. They're the best team in the NFC by far. Yeah, I would agree with that. I think the Niners have some big time issues.

If you want to talk issues defensively, the Niners have a lot of who are the other complete teams in the NFC? the Lions Lions when I would also The Lions got all day raised by the Ravens the Eagles are the best team in the NFC It's not even a question by mine. Yep. I agree with that except I wish Max could hear this except I can't wait till we beat them Imagine how great that would be it's never gonna happen I am gonna bet the Eagles to win the Super Bowl after they lose a couple of these games because they do have a gauntlet And I saw this before the season I was like seven to one makes no sense. Let's wait till they lose a couple

Max is gonna hate that you bet on the use. Yeah. All right, Max is back Max just said a lot of things So that's why I think they're so overrated big guy, right? I thought you said it was n-scene Also, the Eagles are five two and two against the spread. Okay So good It was n-scene. Also the Eagles are 5-2 and 2 against the spread. Okay. So. Good. Above expectations of the spread. Yeah, they're better than Vegas.

Max, you have a good team. Be happy with your good team. I can't express that enough to you. Be happy that you have a good team. Some people are saying best team in the NFC. We're not. Some are. I best team in the NFC. We're not some are. I don't know what that means. Okay.

Uh, you'll figure it out when you listen back to the podcast. Do you listen when you upload? No, what? No chance to show no chance. I guess I go back and edit the show. Oh yeah, okay. Hank, yeah. Rollback question.

RHLBACK.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. Cuses, polos, hoodies, jogger shorts. Are the Bengals really fucking good? Cause I think they are. Yes, they are. I would agree with that. I would like to see them put together maybe four quarters of offense. Although they did last week, uh, but they're really fucking good.

The Bengals are are are real, they got themselves into a hole at the start of the season. They're out of the hole. Yeah, the bangles we can now say, officially official out of the hole, Joe Burrow is moving around like he used to, he's using his feet. He had a nasty cut on his finger tonight.

Yeah, Fingazi, that thing was bleeding so bad, he was just sucking the blood out of it. They're really good. Yeah, they beat the bills just like straight up, just kicked them in the teeth tonight. So if you are a bangles doubter, if you thought that what you saw in the first couple of weeks is going to be an indication to the team, no, no, they're back. Yeah. And I think the bills are perfectly middle of the pack team. Yeah. I don't think they're very good. Yeah, they're not bad. They're just perfectly like put them somewhere in that. Well, I guess they could win the AFC East

because they do have the win over the dolphins. Yeah, but I don't know. But maybe they can figure it out defensively and become a team that no one wants to play in the playoffs, but I don't see it right now. I don't think that the bills have, at all this year, at any point, deserved of being like the juggernauts

that we thought that they were. No, at the start of the season. Right now, they're just not a very good team. They're not, and if the playoffs started right now, the bills would not make the playoffs. Yeah, there's not a good team. They might, I still think that they have the capability of, I'm not gonna say flipping the switch,

they're not good enough to flip a switch anymore. But they need to round into shape. The bills have a tough schedule. The bills might not make the playoffs. That would be a shame. I would not like that. I would not be sarcastic. I think that would be a shame.

They play the Broncos next. They should win that at home. They play the jets who they always struggle with at home. Then they have to play at Eagles at Chiefs versus Cowboys. Mm-hmm. At Chargers who want to throw in the Chargers. That's a pretty tough four games. Yeah. The bills, yeah, they might be the team that no one wants to play in the playoffs. And that might be the ceiling. Well, because they're not in the playoffs. Right. Right. So you wouldn't want to play them. Right. You'd also not be in the playoffs. Right. Okay, so there it is. Bill's the team no one wants to play in the playoffs. Right. Right. So you wouldn't want to play them. Right. You also don't have to play in the playoffs. Right. Okay. So there it is. Bill's the team. No one wants to play in the playoffs.

Things got out of hand tonight with the with the refereeing with the flats. It was so bad. And I hate it when they bring on their their little their referees that are like in the command center when you get like Terry McCallough to come out to like explain what the refs did wrong. And then they're like, actually, the refs did everything right. That intentional grounding call was so bad.

Yeah, the only one with any soul is Dean Blendino. Yeah. He'll actually say, yeah, this is, they, they fucked this one up. Italian, he's a real pizzeran. Yeah. But the rest of them, Terry McCallif, he's just like, well, you know, Chris,

to your untrained eye, it might look like an egregiously bad and digital grounding, but I'm here to tell you why it was the right call to make and then I don't really care what you say. Yeah, and I hate it. To the AFC playoffs, you're gonna be awesome. Just looking at it right now. The fact that Bill's in the playoffs right now is crazy.

And it's gonna be like, there are some really fucking good teams in the AFC and the Bengals are the seven seed right now. They're the team no one wants to play. Yeah, for sure. They are definitely the team no one wants to play. All right. Who's back the week? Hank, you've had enough time to figure it out. Ah, yeah, my his back look. I have multiple. The first one is the NBA play internament. Yeah. Gross courts. Courts are disgusting. It's way too early in the season to do it. I was you know I knew it was coming but six games in is way too early I still fully understand the format and the courts are discussed. It's a group group stage where they're now playing for seating in it

I don't I don't get it that much. I didn't have a problem with the courts though. It was like whatever. It's a Friday. We got weird courts out there. They're disgusting. It was tough to watch. It looks like a like a sunbelt. It looks like a city sunbelt. You're like N.I.U. at your mouth. I felt personal hang. Also, they do the basketball team. Yeah, their playing against Michigan State tonight. NBA. Michigan State is going to be good this year. NBA doesn't really start for me till Chris's day. Yeah, that's what that's kind of what I'm saying. I thought it was gonna be like closer than when the tournament would start to get the hype going, but just do it six games and really threw me for a loop.

Yeah, it was weird seeing that out of nowhere. I did buy league pass though. Big step in my life. First time ever personally passed, just so I can watch Jordan pool Be the most ridiculous basketball player of all time the best and you get the feed of the jumbo tron Jumbotron and commercials. Yeah, can't beat it. Yeah, my other who's back you guys are wearing them I was wearing them on Thursday got Tiffany to wear one. We were twinning

At least sweaters. Yeah, so cute together. Yeah, they're on sale today 20% off Yeah, that's fact. 20% off today. I think it might be a one or two day sale. A bunch of cool ugly sweaters kind of in time for the holidays. It's one day sale. One day sale. One day. I'm wearing Max right now on my ugly sweater. It says all I want for Christmas is a win. Oh, all I want for Christmas. Max is mad at us. I can tell Max. Max, I'm rapping.

He's mad at us. I'm not mad. I do mad. You're mad at us. Ugly sweaters, bi-ar ugly sweaters. Kevin James. Kevin James. Guy.

I got the still blue one. Coffee by the ugly sweaters. Max, I'm not saying that. 20% off, 24 hours. I'm not saying that you're ugly. I'm saying that the sweater is ugly even though just happens every face on it I didn't think that until you just said it all right cool I want to make sure that you weren't thinking that Max don't be bad

us When you listen back when you went to the bathroom. We said some nice things about the Eagles You know, I think you said bad thing. No, actually good thing. Reverse it on you old switch a route I now I don't know if you're reversing it on me now. Yeah, just listen. That's like what? Yeah. All right, thank you, Jake. It was bad. You would never want me.

That's the angel in the demon on your shoulder has taken me. I went to which one's telling the truth. Yeah. I'm 50. Who's your who's back? My who's back in the week is Uganda. Yeah. So Donnie and Billy are overseas in Uganda right now.

Billy to some extent, I don't know, is coaching the Uganda national football team? Well, I was doing so in a boot because he broke his foot in a pick up basketball game before he left. And I read Billy's pre-draft analysis of Will Levis, so he knows football. He's right on, he's dead on target

with what he said about Will Levis. Don't let the haters fool you. They are going to be over there. I think the game is next Sunday and it's Uganda against Kenya. Um, last time those two countries played throughout the record books, I think you've gone to law six to nothing. So Billy's installing some new offensive plays. They're bringing part of my cheese.

Take over there. I was talking to Donnie earlier in the week and I was like, you guys have to figure out some sort of like a turnover chain thing for them. Like if they make a good play, they should get to do something cool in the sidelines. They came up with the turnover steak because it's part of my cheese steak where they're going to put a steak in the ground. The player is going to get to use a sledgehammer and pound it into the ground. Love it. When they get a turnover. So is it injured? Someone may probably billy, I would imagine. But I'm very much looking forward to the content that Donnie and Billy have over there

because it's going to be, it's going to be incredible. Yes. But we worked on their playbook too. Billy's got all sorts of ideas that he's going to try to implement one day. And I feel bad for the quarterback who has a great name. What's that guy's name again? I'm going to look it up. But yeah, Billy's going to try to coach the sky up in about like eight hours and tell him all the things to do Yeah, well at Donnie I don't know when the graphics coming out, but it's one of the funniest graphics I've ever seen the It's just you know part of it's it's

Billy and Donnie on on in the ground in Africa coaching football on the on the name of cheese takes in the ground Boots on the ground in Africa literally on the name of cheese takes in the ground. Boots on the ground in Africa. Literally. On the name of cheese takes. And that's truly what it's all about. Cheese takes in football. Yeah, I think it's why this podcast started.

This guy's name is something like Grow the game. It's something like William Twist or something. Yeah, although a cooler name than that. I know his last name is Twist. Who's the quarterback for you got a pretty cool name. Love it. Love it.

I can't wait to watch this. All right, my who's back? I have two college basketball cool name. Right. Love it. Love it. I can't wait to watch this. All right, my who's back? I have two college basketballs back. Yep. Monday, there's like 100 games have already made like 20 bets. 113D1 versus D1 games. Love it. Sick. Love it.

Uh, and I'm going to make a ton of bets and this is one of my favorite times of year right around Thanksgiving when we start watching college basketball in the middle of the day. Uh, so college basketballs back. So College of Basketball is back. Also, the new office is back because we're gonna unveil it. 10 a.m. Central.

Yep. So 11 a.m. Eastern on the Viva Listool YouTube. So we have held this back. Everyone did a really good job of not showing videos mostly. Agreed. And so we are going to just pass inspection. Yeah, we just passed inspection. We're going to show everyone the office, everything that's involved.

And then we're going to start. I think the first official new stream is going to be Thursday afternoon. We're going to play dodgeball with the whole office. Will and Taylor will be here as well. It's going to be great. He's got the four team dodgeball tournament. He's got the golf simulator up and running. Yeah. And he's spending all of his time there for content. For content. It is. We haven't been on a stream yet. It is actually incredible. I love the golf simulator. Everything's incredible. And then I think Friday, we're gonna follow it up with a whistle ball home run derby.

Yeah, it's exciting. Finally, day is finally come. Yeah. People will stool YouTube for the office stuff. That will be the vlogs behind the scenes, day-to-day interaction, stool streams back. Yup. That will be where all the athletic activities

and sports go on that channel. Tune in, stay pumped. Pumped, pumped for everyone to see it. It is, I, I, all business people did a good job. Great job, no parking lot, he's the one. Good job. Let's not get him too hyped. He did a good job.

But yeah, it's, it's gonna be awesome. I'll say this, the internet works. The internet works very well. If you're, if you're gonna get excited about one thing in this new office is that the Wi-Fi is good. He did it, and he gave us a walk in a freezer, which I think is something that he's keeping when the internet breaks.

It's a cooler. Cool. That's a freezer. Cool. I think it's like above freezing in there. Oh, so exciting. It's cool enough where all businesses could put a dead body in it, if you had to. But I think what he's going to do is the internet's going to break.

He's like, but I got you that freezer. Yeah. The real question is, who will the first significant injury be? Oh, knock on me. I mean, it's it. I went to the doctor on Friday. The question has to be asked for my, my Evan injury. So when Pug got me in my ribs, I, I thought it was fractured because I heard like a pop went to the doctor,

Gave me an x-ray, no fracture, but they said separated cartilage. Damn, so that no dog. There was no dog. No, no, there's no dog. I'm going to the official diagnosis was your bitch. Sir, please leave, please leave urgent care immediately. Yeah. Okay. So yeah, get excited for that. We're very excited. Obviously, it's been a weird 24 hour stream coming to probably in two, next couple of weeks.

Yeah, it's been a weird six months or whatever this entire transition process. But we're finally, it's like when we unveil it on Monday, 10th, central, 11th, Eastern, it's all systems go. And we're ready to go and we appreciate everyone bearing with us through all of it. We're very excited. It's going to be incredible for everyone. Okay, Jake, finish us off. Also, Max, stopping Madness.

My who's back of the week is the DC Pickleball team. Yeah. Yeah. Champions of MLP Dallas tournament. We did it. Oh, wait, it's up the whole league. No, it's a tournament. Oh, you want a tournament, though? Yeah, I mean, MLP Dallas tournament. We did it. Oh wait, something whole league. No, it's a tournament. Oh, you wanna tournament though? Yeah, I wanna tournament.

What? How many teams? There was 24. They were drinking so blue coffee, ice coffee, cold brew coffee afterwards. So thank you to them. So shout out DC Pickleball, huge win. Huge.

And yeah, first of many. Yes. It was revenge too, because it lost to Orlando squeeze in September. I hate the Orlando. And Atlanta, and then they faced off again in the championship. I fucking hate the Orlando squeeze. And we beat them three nil in the championship. Fuck yes. Statement win. I can't. If I when I see like if I meet someone on the street and they're like I'm an Orlando squeeze guy I have a spit on them. Yeah, we got to do it. I

Said it when I was at the mean Jerry stayed in and watched wrestling practice That was constant for like an hour and a half a couple weekends ago and The coach was talking about coming out like yeah, we should host a regional like I'm just kind of obsessed with Yeah, I'm going to hold events host events at the office, but an official Pickleball sanctioned match would be great would be incredible. Can you do that on hardwood? I don't know. I'm just I'm yeah I think if we put a mat down Okay, I want a host. I want to host a basketball team college or NBA to come just do a practice college team Maybe Danny early, we should do a

dunk contest like host to dunk contest. Also the hoops are 10-5. That's we got to fix that. Are they for real? Yeah. I can't tell who we fixed that. I don't we got to get the guy to come and lower him. Yeah, okay.

I couldn't touch him. That's how I know. That's why my shot's been off. Yeah. Okay. Except when I played you, I beat Hank 7 and nothing and one on one today. Is that true? Yep Yeah, I was what seven nothing hang I was winners

I didn't miss I literally didn't miss So it's not I didn't miss we also got to do like we've talked about this, but the Shane is in this room and other people just No, no respects for the the ground rules of of shooting around. Oh yeah. Oh people who don't give change are scumbags, low lives and pieces of shit. I put them next to orange squeeze fans. Orlando squeeze. What do I say? Orange same thing. Yeah. Yeah. There should be ground rules. If it's a layup, obviously you don't get you don't get your change for that.

But anything outside the key, right? You miss a shot and then you get a layup and then you give the ball back. Yeah. People are just, you know, taking balls and shooting them like, it's anarchy out there. Except I have, there's been times

that I will continue to do this. I specifically say, hey, can you rebound from me real quick? Like, at like a half time of a game and I'll just get like 10 to raise up. And then I'll say thank you. That's fair. Yeah. Someone asked me, can you rebound from me real quick? I'll do it. What I'm looking forward to the most about this court is seeing how like there's going to be some prizes, some surprises and how shockingly unathletic certain people that work here are. Yeah, that's the fun of it. It's the best. People are going to be like, oh, I thought this is a martial sports. Yeah, we're all regular guys.

Except Titus is really fucking good. All right, good show, boys. Good show. We're officially halfway through the NFL season. I hate that. I'm okay with it. I feel like we're chucking along. Thank you if you ever gotten this?

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22. And then what was your first memes? Three. The news has never gotten it in any form or a fact. That's a fact. I'm gonna get it? It's gonna be an electric moment. It sure will be. 55. You want more? It's gonna be a long show. Yeah, why not? Yeah, let's do one more official. Everyone has to stick with their numbers.

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