Pardon My Take - Paul Bissonnette & Ryan Whitney, MNF, CFB And Listener FAQ’s

Episode Date: December 7, 2022

We start with MNF and Tom Brady will never die. Titans fire their GM because AJ Brown lit them up (00:02:36:06-00:16:00) plus we talk CFB playoffs and Heisman (00:16:00-00:32:05). Hot Seat/Cool Throne... (00:32:05-00:58:38). Paul Bissonnette and Ryan Whitney join us in studio to catch up on everything hockey, football and more (00:58:38-01:48:00). We finish with listener FAQ’s (01:48:00:23-02:00:29).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Starting point is 00:02:56 Today is Wednesday, December 7th. And just when you think Tom Brady is dead, he's back. He was dead, dead last night too. He was so dead. The Bucks were in my doghouse. I was, I was going to give up watching Bucks football for the rest of the year. Well, every game's the same. They're so bad. They, they, I, and I don't know if this is just because I feel like I've, I actually had the Saints last night. Thankfully, I've, I've come around. Jake reminded us Tom Brady at night past his bedtime is what two and 12 now against the spread. It's going to the Bucks. It's, it's crazy. The, uh, the Bucks just look slow. Like all their offense moves slowly. All their offense is just short passes, like, uh, for four yard gains where the guy's moving slowly and
Starting point is 00:03:42 then gets absolutely brutally tackled. And it's just boring to watch. And then they came back in one and it was Tom Brady like, Oh, he did it again. Tom Brady will never die. It was Tom Brady did it again. It was also that the Saints absolutely blew it. They blew it in so many different ways that they invented new ways to blow it. I've never seen a running back do what Mark Ingram did on that. Was it a catch out of the backfield or are a handoff? He, when he ran around the right side and he stepped out of bounds, a full yard short of the first down marker, when he very easily could have just stepped across that first down marker, that probably would have put the game away or they would have at least been able to, to bleed out a lot more clock at that point.
Starting point is 00:04:21 And then on the third down right after that, they called a pass, which went incomplete, stopped the clock again. Tom Brady gets the ball back. And when Tom Brady got the ball back, when they were down 13 points, I think everybody in America did the math. Yeah. After he completed that first pass across middle and said, wait a second, it feels like it's 30 points, but this is a 13 point deficit. Tom Brady is going to win this game. And even, even when he got the ball back again, uh, down seven or down six, like you knew he was going to win the game, but even still the box make it so painful. Like it's hard to watch. Like it's not like, oh, some incredible play happens and they win the
Starting point is 00:05:00 game. It's like, oh, they get a few yards here, a few yards, you know, on the, on the sideline to the tight end. Oh, touchdown to Chris Cowan. Oh, it's coming back. Like it just, everything is painful and hard to watch with the box. I do want to give credit to Brady on that one long pass in the fourth quarter. They threw to Mike Evans. It got, it drew the pass interference. That was a good pass. He's still, that, that, that should have been like a 50 yard touchdown catch or whatever. It was good play by the defensive back to interfere with it because it was beat and there was nothing else that he could do at that point, but that, that was a good pass. Besides that one little instance, I was just, it was the most boring brand of Tom Brady that I think I've ever
Starting point is 00:05:38 seen. And his arm is still there. It's just that he doesn't trust his offensive line and it's so apparent that he doesn't like, I think that's the difference is Tom Brady, if it were no hits on the quarterback, he would still be maybe the best quarterback in the NFL, but because he doesn't want to get hit. Why would you if you're 45 years old and it's like, I don't want to fucking get smoked by these guys anymore. He, he like will bail out of plays early or he won't stand in it as long. Like his arm is still there. His offensive line just sucks and you know it sucks. So he's dumping down constantly cause he's like, I don't trust these guys. Yeah. And so as much as we've talked about Tom Brady's sucking in prime time, people forget Andy Dalton. Nice guy. Like you,
Starting point is 00:06:17 you like to always remind people. Very nice. Very, very nice guy. He, I think he's lost his last nine prime time games. I don't even, I don't even put that game on him. Like that pass to Jarvis Landry who he should have caught. That should have been a touchdown. There were two drops that I think should have been touchdowns and then Mark Ingram, just not going for the first down for no reason whatsoever. That was tough to watch. I do have a conspiracy theory, maybe it's not conspiracy theory, but a theory as to why we're not getting our James. I think, I think the saints know that they fucked up his injury when it happened, when they put him back in. And I think that they're trying to make sure that they're doing the right thing for his health on the back
Starting point is 00:06:58 end of it. And they're like, we don't want to put you in harm's way anymore because we absolutely fucked you over when you had a pretty serious pain, pain everywhere, pain on my back, pain on my legs, pain everywhere. I think that they really fucked that up when they put him back into that game. And that's why I think that we're not getting James. They're afraid to play him right now. Yeah, I like that theory. And it's, yeah, I mean, it just sucks to watch Eddie Dalton, Tom Brady, even, even Joe and Troy, I feel like we're a little punch drunk. They're like, this is kind of, this isn't that fun. It was, it was the least fun time that you could possibly have while watching Tom Brady, who they usually just like give a deep suck to whenever
Starting point is 00:07:38 he's on TV. Yes. It was, it was a painful game to watch. Yeah, it was the only good part about that game, I would say, was we got treated to a brand new graphic on TV instead of in the hunt. Now we're calling all those teams sniffing around, which that's, listen, I love in the hunt. I've always loved in the hunts the best, but sniffing around is pretty damn good. Well, I think a little bit of a rant a few weeks. No, Troy Aikman. Troy Aikman during the Steelers Colts game was like, why do we call it? We've been doing this for this long. Why is it still in the hunt to change? Yes. And like, can we come up with something different? He's like sniffing around. They fucking nailed it. Like anytime you try to mess with a classic like the new coke,
Starting point is 00:08:18 you're usually going to screw it up. This I think is better. And it might just be because it's new, but I saw it and every time I see sniffing around, I just smile. I see, obviously they can't put swear, the perfect like phrase for in the hunt would just be shitty teams, but maybe. Yeah. Like that would be great to just have on the graph because that's really what they are. It's just your shitty team, but maybe are just who knows. You never know. Yeah. You never know. Your power rankings are four. There's pretty much it though. That's like all the teams that are in the hunt in December. Let's be honest. They're shitty teams, but maybe there should be an extra category of like you never know. Like you're not mathematically eliminated yet. Dude, you know who put a fright
Starting point is 00:08:57 through my chilled through my spines. When I was looking at this upcoming week, the Las Vegas Raiders are five and seven. Yeah. I didn't realize they've won three in a row. I didn't realize that. And they play the Rams on Thursday night. They are my pinky team. I would say there's a 0% chance they're winning Super Bowl, but there's not a 0% chance they're not going to make the playoffs anymore. Yeah. They're in that. There's, there's now a grouping of teams. It's the Lions, the Browns, the Steelers and the Raiders who if you're a fan of any of those teams, you could essentially tell yourself if we win out, we'll be in the playoff. And that's kind of a fun thing to do because you're all five and seven. So you could finish 10 and seven. You figure you'd make it. You could
Starting point is 00:09:37 make it. Yeah, for sure. And on the NFC side of things, it's basically going to be a battle. There really shouldn't be that many teams sniffing around in the NFC because it's really just the, the giants, the commanders and the Seahawks. I think two out of those. Well, the Lions, the Lions, if they have to win out, they got to win out. They got to win out. Put them in the category of like not out of it yet. Yeah. No, they, they're in the win out. And then the, the Packers are in win out mode too. Yeah. Yeah. Packers got to run the table. What will end up happening is the Lions will probably win out until they play the Packers week 18. And the Packers will fuck the Lions. Yeah. Because that would just be how it always
Starting point is 00:10:15 works. That's probably it. Hank, what did you think about watching your guy, Tom Brady? Thought he looked good. Won the game. Championship. Winners win. Winners win. Straight out. They don't cover it, which is unfortunate, but they win. Do you think that he'd be happier if he was back home? Yeah. I think he wants to, I think he wants to be, I think he wants to be back into England. No, I was going to say San Fran too because he met with Aaron Judge before the game. And he was, he said that he was recruiting him, that he gave him his best offer. I think that means that he was recruiting him to San Fran, be a giant. Oh, the Yankees Spring Training Facilities in Tampa. No, he was definitely recruiting for the Giants. It would be such a Tom Brady. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:56 The town you grew up in, the sport you don't play in, like that's still your favorite team. I agree. Like he grew up a Giants fan. He's still a Giants fan. That's fine. So he's pitching Aaron Judge to the Giants. Yeah. Yeah. Right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which is where Tom Brady is going to play next season. That would actually be electric. I was saying, I don't think it's going to happen. He's like Frances. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. Him with, yeah. I was saying that how big of a power move would it be if they had lost last night if Tom Brady was
Starting point is 00:11:28 like bucks just cut me? That would be awesome. And then just go sign with the 49ers? Yeah. He's like bucks. Well. I got you a Super Bowl. Well, I mean Hank, I was thinking to win a Super this year. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, would you say that the 49ers might be in a better spot this year? I guess the Patriots are still sniffing around. Yeah, they are. But how like that would be ultimate. He's the only guy who could ever pull it off. Just mean like cut me. You're off. Our offensive line sucks. I gave you guys a Super Bowl. Like we sold out tickets. Just cut me. Let me go play for San Francisco and I'll win a Super. He could just say like I have been cut. Yeah. And then everybody else is under his spell in Tampa.
Starting point is 00:12:01 They'd be like, Oh, yeah. I guess I guess we cut him. I guess we cut him. If I was actually thinking about this, if Tom Brady goes to the 49ers next year, is he now a ring chaser? Yeah. Like he's not because he won six rings in his original team. It's different. It's kind of funny to be like, Oh, the back portion of his. It's different. It was clear. I feel like Shaq. I feel like people, people joined him in Tampa to chase rings. Yeah. So like I don't I wouldn't say the 49ers. Would he then be a ring chaser? For that one in instance, I would say I wouldn't, I wouldn't call him going to Tampa or ring chasing move. It's just a hilarious concept. Back his net zero rings when he's been on the Tampa Bay
Starting point is 00:12:43 Buccaneers. It's just a funny concept because Tom Brady's like the creator of rings. He's not a ring chaser. He creates them. So it's like to have the idea that he would be a ring chaser at the end would be very funny. I do like the idea of, well, again, what we're doing right now is just imagining more people in cow Shanahan system playing quarterback. Yeah. It's not going to be Baker. That's what I've heard. No. Now I've heard we're recording this before Baker has gone through waivers. But the first news that I saw today regarding that was cow Shanahan leaking word out that he was not interested in Baker. And then word came out later that Sean McVeigh was interested in Baker. I think that McVeigh just wants
Starting point is 00:13:20 Baker to keep him away from Kyle and Kyle's acting like, Oh, I don't, I don't want this guy. No, I wouldn't. We're not even planning on picking him up off waivers. Baker would be fun in cow Shanahan's office. He would be very fun. Yeah. I mean, you did. No, that was Manziel. I was going to say, Oh, John, Shanahan was with the Browns. Yes. Well, it was, but it was Johnny, Johnny Manziel and RG three. Yes. In Cleveland and RG three said, I directly quote this. That would make too much sense too much for RG three to play out for the 49ers this season. Wow. Too much sense. All right. Other NFL news. The Titans GM got fired. John Robinson middle of the season. First place team. Pretty rare. Everyone
Starting point is 00:14:02 is assuming it was because of AJ Brown, which I know that's probably not the case, but it is. It didn't help. I mean, AJ Brown just completely oblitering them. And it's John Robinson was like, yeah, we don't need AJ Brown. We'll just trade. We'll trade him and we'll draft the wide receiver. This will be fine. And then they get exposed and he gets fired two days later. I'm going to say, yeah, you know what? That is exactly why he got fired. I'm sure it's definitely part of the equation. Like the beat down that he put on the Titans was significant enough where they probably got into at least an argument about it later. They're like, did we used to have that discussion? You could not ignore the
Starting point is 00:14:37 fact that it was AJ Brown that did that. But if you do the Titans really need a GM because I think Mike Vrabel just sees big people and he's like, just sign me the biggest player at each position that you can find. So just give me the guy who wants to be in a fist fight. Yeah. Just the largest. I want to have the heaviest team in the NFL. Yeah. Actually, that'd be a cool metric to track. Who's got the heaviest? Who do you think has the heaviest team in the NFL? That used to be a thing I would look at preseason for offensive lines because obviously that would, if you just have like a bigger offensive line, usually translated into having better run game and everything just leaning on people. I might
Starting point is 00:15:14 try to work on a metric around that. Heaviest. Heaviest. You got it, Billy? Someone definitely tracks it. Yeah. Heaviest. This is in the past 50 seasons. Oh, okay. And it's been the Ravens in the past 50 seasons. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. The Ravens every single year because they don't have wide receivers ever. In 2004. Yeah. Des Bryant was their wide receiver one. Yeah. Fucking tackle. Okay. These guys are doing it by BMI. And Patrick Ricard is a running back anyways, 310 pounds. True. Yeah. Look at that. Billy, that sounds like something maybe a project for you, Billy. I'm on there. You want a special project, Billy? Yeah. I'll take the Ross. I would like to see that. Yeah, Billy. This actually, I might be able
Starting point is 00:15:53 to do this by the end of the show. Okay. Let's try it. We need to have a discussion about over promising and no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because Billy has it completely reversed. You're not, you're not, you're not, you're not. Like copy pasting all the way. Yeah. Definitely. Sounds easy. All right. Let's, let's have some college football while you, you do this, Billy. You got a few minutes later. Yeah. Game time, exclusive ticketing partner, Barstool Sports. Give the gift of an awesome experience this holiday season with game time. If you're nervous that you're present, won't arrive in time or simply forgot to holiday shop. Game time gets tickets delivered to your phone and inbox instantly.
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Starting point is 00:17:09 we got, I got a lot of responses. Jim Bay. I haven't been completely torn down years. They've had good tournament runs, but they haven't been good. Yeah. And no one, no one wants to say anything about it. No one like crazy. It was one of those random tweets that I sent out cause I was just watching Syracuse get obliterated. And then like all the Syracuse people were like, finally someone who's not like someone outside of Syracuse is saying this. Yeah. It's weird. Jim Bayheim is, they have not destroyed the program except for the tournament, but that's good enough for some people. He's going to take out another legendary coach. So it's your thing.
Starting point is 00:17:41 Right. So people, I actually said a nice thing about coach K in the tweet Hank. I said, as annoying as, and narcissistic as coach K's one year, uh, you know, retirement tour is at least he didn't burn the whole program down like Jim Bayhunt. Some people that, you know, they get older. They just don't know when to let go of the wheel. Yeah. And let somebody else take it over. Yeah. Since the final four post coach K era. What? First time seeing them in person since, you know, Yeah. That's true. That's a good point. It's only like six games in, but yeah, is he still
Starting point is 00:18:15 run the zone? Jim Bayhunt. Well, you stopped a little bit last year. That's why I'm asking about this year. But, but last year, you remember like they actually steered away from it quite a bit. That pissed me off. If you're Jim Bayhunt, they're one and own the last one. I'm going to get against Oakland. So we'll see how that, you have to keep, you have to go to your death running that two, three zone, three, two zone, whatever you want to call it, the hybrid. All right. College football, we have our final four. I think they got it right. Did you, would you agree PFT? I still, I would have loved for USC to be able to win that game Friday night. I do think the Caleb Williams getting
Starting point is 00:18:52 hurt like changed the whole course of that game. Utah was great in the second half, but I think they got it right. Ohio State sneaks in, Bama should not have been in. People were Nick Saban. We talk a little bit about this with biz and Whitney, Nick Saban getting in front of the media and doing his tour where he was like, you know, our team like ask everyone who they'd want to at least play. It's us. Like who would Vegas have favored the guy who never will talk about Vegas who will never like, you know, rat poison. He talks about rat poison constantly. He's up there saying like his team is the most dangerous team. It was pathetic. Yeah. It was pathetic. They got the top four right. I don't think anybody
Starting point is 00:19:30 was really surprised by it. I want to know who asked Nick Saban to that. It wasn't his idea. No, that's not a Nick Saban idea. They just, they just basically said, Hey, Nick, do you mind putting in an extra three hours of work and just sucking up to the powers that be just in case? And yeah, it was beneath them. It was, it was beneath Nick Saban. It was gross to watch. To beg. Don't, I don't, I don't like that. I didn't like that image. I didn't like watching one TV. I do think that it's like the most obvious final four of all time. Yeah. I think they got it. They got it perfectly right. Well, and it's always the precedent
Starting point is 00:20:00 has been set. They'll never take a two loss team over a one loss team and TCU being in is going to be fun, different purple purple since Washington. Yeah. Packed 12s out for another, I think six year in a row, seventh year in a row. The hip note toad is back. I like that. Hip note toad is fun. The TCU football account always has the best weirdest videos that they put out. I don't know what kind of drugs are taking, but I want some. They're incredible. So we'll have like one game of that to look forward to. Yeah. By the way, we're, we're saving one question with a quarterback for Friday because I think it will be actually Max Duggan. So be ready
Starting point is 00:20:34 for that. So that's why in person, because he got nominated for the Heisman, which we could talk about that as well. And in Hooker did get screwed. He got fucked. He got totally screwed. He got fucked. That was, they did Tennessee fans dirty on that one because if you've watched any Tennessee football and watch any Georgia football this year, one of those guys is very clearly a better quarterback than the other. Actually Stetson Bennett is, he's very good at what they ask him to do. And he's, listen, when he first started playing quarterback at Georgia, I think everybody was like, okay, the second they get somebody else on campus, they'll replace this guy. Stetson Bennett has
Starting point is 00:21:10 turned into a really good quarterback. Yes. He's 25. He's 25. You know, he's the same age as Lamar Jackson. Is he? Hinden Hooker is probably older than Lamar Jackson. How crazy is that? He's like a six years senior. Is Hinden? Yeah. He, because he was at Virginia Tech for a while coming out of Greensboro, North Carolina, Stamie's barbecue. And now he's, yeah, he's, I think 25 would be my guess. He's 24. Hinden Hooker is 24.
Starting point is 00:21:31 Yeah. So we got, we got some old heads, but it's fucked up what they did to Hinden. I think they are punishing him for tearing his ACL. Yes. And obviously, you know, the loss against South Carolina, that's, it was, it wasn't good, but you can't, you can't blame Hinden for having his defense get what, 60, 60 points hung on him or whatever it was. Yes. So yeah, he got fucked over on that one. But yeah, the, the committee got it right with the top four. There's also been a lot of discourse regarding crying as a quarterback.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Oh yeah. Dougan, Dougan cried and then Caleb Williams cried. And then Caleb Williams, many people were saying he was taking a shot at Max Duggan with a tweet that he put out there about Max crying. And then he tried to backtrack it and say, no, no, I'm just saying that you guys aren't keeping that same energy when he cries as when I cry. Well, I think that that probably is true. It also probably has to do with the fact that and, and Caleb Williams did this before every game. He would paint on his nails, fuck whatever team he's playing. It went viral before his game against Utah. It said, fuck Utah. I,
Starting point is 00:22:37 you might, there might be more reasons why the energy wasn't kept the same, but when fuck Utah is on your fingers and you cry, people are going to relish it. Yes, exactly. They are, they just are. Yep. It's going to work. So, but yeah, the, the finalists are what is, it was Stroud, Max Duggan, Caleb Williams, who's going to win it and Stetson and Stetson. Yeah. I just looked it up. He is the same age. Lamar Jackson is going into his fifth year in the NFL and Stetson Bennett is still in college.
Starting point is 00:23:04 There should be one non quarterback nominee every year. I agree. I don't know. That might be an old man take on my part, but I'm, listen, I know it's going to go to the quarterback that performs the best on the best team. That's generally where it's going to end up. Blake Corm should have been on there. Blake Corm, that he would have been a good addition. B John Robinson would have been an addition to it. Yep. It's, I mean, I agree. It should, because it does, it does basically end up just being
Starting point is 00:23:29 every single year. Just the quarterbacks. I mean, it's besides the Caleb Williams, who's going to win it. It's the quarterbacks of the, of the final four. Yeah. Like how stupid is that? Yeah. And I guess we can take this time to preview. We've got the low man trophy for the nation's top fullback. Many people would say that's a more prestigious award. Agreed. Then the Heisman trophy nominees are the ballots are out right now for the, for the nominees.
Starting point is 00:23:55 I sent them out this week. The panel is esteemed as ever. We have Lorenzo Neil, John Kuhn, Mike Allsdott, Tom Fur, I mean, Hank Lockwood. We have Andy Staples on there. Anthony Sherman from the chiefs and Aaron Ripkowski, former Green Bay Packers fullback. We got a lot of guys that are voting. Oh, Alec Ingold from the Dolphins. So we're collecting the votes this week and we've got a special announcement we'll be making later about when we're going to be doing the actual ceremony. But we do like to acknowledge the fullbacks of America on this podcast. So I'm very excited to talk about that. Yes. Absolutely. Other, the, the transfer portal makes no sense to me anymore. Everyone's
Starting point is 00:24:37 in the transfer portal. JT Daniels is going to play for like seven years. It's every single player. Yeah. Every single player I feel like has been in the transfer portal. I can't keep up with it. Obviously I saw like my guy, Graham Mertz in the transfer portal, then it was like a list of all these other guys is like, wait, is this even important? I don't know. I don't know if it's bad. Good. What's going on? Honestly, like if I was, if I was a, like above average talented college football player,
Starting point is 00:25:03 I would do exactly what some of these guys are doing and just like travel the country for well, yeah. And you get, if you're, if you can be good with multiple teams, you get like multiple like, Hey, that's where I can go back and see people. Yeah, exactly. I would play in every single power five conference if I could. And it's also like when you play like Caleb, our colleague is the perfect example. He played division one football as Mitch's backup. He has so many connections in the sports world just from playing there because of all his coaches who then go other places. Like I would just go to five different schools and just get connected everywhere.
Starting point is 00:25:36 Yeah. Move around, move around, see the country a little bit. Yeah. You're essentially getting paid to, to live in awesome college towns. Yeah. Why, if you're not going to go to the NFL and make a shitload of money immediately, if you're not going to be like a super hydrophic, then yeah, move around, have a good time. Yeah. Slovis is back in it. Slovis is back. He's moving around. Yeah. Who else? Who did I see? I just like the term transfer portal. Yeah. It's such a cool sounding thing to do. Like I want to enter a portal at some point in my life. I'm in the portal. Did Anthony Richardson enter or no? He's in the draft. Oh, he's in the draft. The ultimate portal. The job portal.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Okay. Yeah. So he's a stud. Yeah. No, no, no, that'll be good. You know what? Once he learns how to read a pass option. Yeah. He's good. I predict that somebody's going to ask him to work out as a tight end and he's going to be like, no, I'm a quarterback and then, then everyone's going to be like, wait, are you really a quarterback though? Are you sure? Yeah. Hey, he might be good. He's raw. He's raw. He's got talent. He's got a lot of talent. He's got a rocket arm. Rocket legs. Rocket legs. Yeah. Did you see Keisha on Boutet is staying, which is crazy. Oh, really? Yeah. For his senior year. I thought he was going to come out last year. Yeah, but it actually makes sense for him because the year didn't go great and he's like,
Starting point is 00:26:50 yeah, I'm staying. That's got, that's such a great feeling to have a guy who's like a really, really good player staying for an extra year in college sports. Like, holy shit, we get an extra year with this guy. I hope that actually ends up being part of the NIL is like guys who, you know, maybe they're a draft stock, maybe they, when they came as a freshman, they were supposed to be a first round pick, had a couple of bad years or tough years, end up being like three or four fourth round pick. They're like, fuck it, I'll stay. I'll make money and then hopefully my draft stock will go back up. That's cool because it is like, I've always seen it both ways where if you're the player yourself, you want to make money and you want to be sure that
Starting point is 00:27:25 like you're not risking injury for nothing. So yeah, by all means go to the NFL, but it's also just cool to have guys that stick around on your campus and become like a face of your entire university that are there for like four years. Exactly. It builds up like it builds, people care more about the team if they recognize the guys. It was also really funny because everyone expected him to leave. So he posted his whole message and it was saying like there's unfinished business and the first like five replies was like, you're going to be a Raider bro, like good luck, like all these, because they didn't expect him to stay. So they all were like, all right man, like thanks for all you've done, like good luck in the draft. But the booty is clapping back,
Starting point is 00:28:08 I like that. The Rams have claimed quarterback Baker. Oh, there it is. Yeah, it makes sense because where are we going to do? I'm telling you like Sean McVeigh, the photographic memory that he's cursed with. If you saw it, do you see that last play on Sunday, the interception that Wolford threw down the middle of the field? The fact that he has to remember that for the rest of his life, he experienced that on Sunday. He was like, fuck that. I'm not going out like this because that was maybe the worst pass that I've ever seen attempted at the NFL. Yes. Yes. Put his entire body into it, tried to throw it 45 yards downfield through about 20 yards downfield to a linebacker that didn't have anybody within 15 yards of him. So McVeigh is like, okay, I need
Starting point is 00:28:58 something to give me Baker. They're saying you might play Thursday. I would be awesome. I shouldn't even let him look at a playbook. How fun would that game be? I mean, like Thursday sucks. Raiders vs. Rams sucks. What if McVeigh was like, we signed Baker. We're not going to give him the playbook. Let's see how it goes. Yeah. Fuck it. Let's have fun. Let's do it. And I also think that I think Stafford might be done. He might be done done for his career. I think that like whatever injury he's suffered, the way that they've been spinal cord is bad. The way that they've been handling it has been really like hush hush and not giving any details that that leads me to believe that he's not in great shape right now. And guess what? Like obviously I hope he keeps playing,
Starting point is 00:29:37 but if he has to retire because of a spinal cord injury, I think he's definitely going to be a Hall of Famer. Yeah. Because people will be like, wow, he gave everything. Yeah. His numbers, I mean, he's still got to probably play a few more years to be a Hall of Famer. But Well, with Baker, I actually, I'm not done believing in Baker Mayfield yet. This might be weird. He sucked to the Panthers, but I'll do one worse. I like Baker. I'll do one worse. I'm not done believing in Sam Darnold yet. Yeah. All right. I mean, stupid. I know. I know. That is worse. I know. That's way worse. That's way worse. No, but with Baker, like I actually, I like this for Baker. This, this went about as good as he could have hoped for. Yes. He went from getting
Starting point is 00:30:15 benched behind Sam Darnold and PJ Walker to now getting picked up by Sean McVeigh in the Rams and having Cooper Cup on his team for next year. If he sticks around, it might be Dom. It might be naive of me. No, I'm with you, dude. I, I'm buying Baker Mayfield. I can't, I can't give up on these guys. I'm buying Mitch. First overall pick. We were talking about Mitch being on the 49ers. Could you imagine that? Oh, be awesome. Yeah. He's sick. Soupy. Yeah. Soupy. Soupy season. Oh, last thing about college football. I literally just said I want Robert Griffin, the third on the San Francisco 49ers. We have problems giving up on people that we get attached to. Last thing on college football, that, uh, Satterfield thing. So he was, he's a coach of Louisville. He got hired
Starting point is 00:31:02 at Cincinnati. They play in a bowl game together and the bowl game is at Fenway Park, where the, the dimensions of the stadium only allow one sideline. So yeah, it's, I don't think he'll be, I probably won't coach either team, but it's a very funny. He's not attending. Yeah. He won't attend, but the fact that he went from one team to another, they're playing in a bowl game and there's only one sideline is very funny. That is very funny. Yeah. Oh, he's the guy that loves the airport in Louisville. That's going to be bittersweet when he flies out. Yeah. He said the best thing about Louisville is 15 minutes away from the airport. One last time, one last time hitting the road here. That's one of those, uh, I don't know if, listen, I, I took Cincinnati's
Starting point is 00:31:43 coach, so I'm trying to be nice, but you can always kind of judge a, a, a higher when like Scott Satterfield goes to Cincinnati and a lot of Louisville fans were like, thank God. Yeah. Yeah. Well, see you dude. They're pumped because they want to get Bobby Petrino back. Yeah, which will be sick. That would be how amazing would that be? He rides in this motorcycle with a bitch on the back. Oh, it'd be awesome. It'll be fucking sick. Uh, all right. Let's do a hot seat cool throne. Then we'll get to biz and wit and reminder. We'll do one question with a quarterback on Friday show. Hot seat cool throne brought to you by our friends at course light. The holidays are on their way and so are the festivities that come along with them, but in between the shindigs
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Starting point is 00:33:00 See official rules at believe and chill for entry instructions, odds, prizes, restrictions, etc. Celebrate responsibly. Cores, Brewing company, golden Colorado, course light, the best beer ever created. Thank you to course light Hank. I don't like that hat. The boys. Yeah, it's Packers colors. You know that is. It's a nice hat. Is it not? It is Packers colors. I just like the hat. Okay. Shout out to the boys. Um, my hot seat is Ronaldo. Yeah. Yeah. He got benched. Yeah. Also, we forgot to talk about USA on Sunday show, but they lost. They did. We did. Didn't we? No, not really. I Sunday show, I'm just going to apologize to everyone. I was, I literally puked right after. I've never felt more sick while podcasting.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Also, Billy, I did say FC West. So I apologize to you. That was a poor performance from me. So Hey, listen, performance from the US soccer too. I had Panama brain. So we wrote, we're all playing up so off the whole show. And like, I, I mean, I puked my guts out after it was bad. So I, I would have bet my life that we had talked about it on Sunday. That's how awful. So yeah. US lost Netherlands. Netherlands is just a much, much better team. We would possess the ball for like 75% of the game. They would get it, go on a breakaway and immediately get a chance. I did so at points feel like I was a hockey fan. Just yelling, shoot it. Yeah. Just shoot it. Just, just shoot the ball. Okay. And I play defense. We don't have any, we don't have any strikers on
Starting point is 00:34:32 the team. We guys wide open. We need, we need peppy, peppy. El tren. The train should have been on the team. That's what I have to say. Oh, but yeah, then Ronaldo, my goat got benched. People don't like Ronaldo. I don't understand. He's a bitch. Yeah. I mean, he's, he just is bigger and taller and stronger than everyone. He just stands right next to the goal and just like goes like this. And you get, he's sweeping his leg and the demands to take every penalty and they would, would they score six goals today and he didn't play last 20 minutes? Gotan. Yeah. No, but they're better without Ronaldo is the fact. Like they have not, they've not played this well. He'll probably leave the line. He'll probably leave the squad. He's going to leave before the world cups over.
Starting point is 00:35:12 He's going to do an interview with Piers Morgan. Yeah. And then he's going to transfer to Saudi Arabia. Yeah. And then they'll put Saudi Arabia back in and they'll win on PKs. Also, when, when Ronaldo, when he steps up, I hope, I hope they win the whole damn thing. When he steps up to take like, it won't be because of Ronaldo. He's going to get the game winning goal. When he takes a a lot of times, he'll just stand there and he'll like lift his shorts up and he'll just stand there waiting for people to take pictures of him because he's like, this is going to look so sweet on Instagram later. Watch messy highlights one time and tell me that's not just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Yeah. I think both can be true. Okay. Oh, so you decided this one time
Starting point is 00:35:49 you're not going to take a side on a goat debate? No, I just, when all those, the goat message is great. No, it's not. No, neither one of those guys are the goat. My cool throwing. I have a couple first ones. Brian Cashman. Sure. Jake is thrilled. He's back. Yankees. Oh, good. I never four years. Nice. So that's good. Probably help with the Aaron Boone negotiations. That was probably really tough negotiations to get Brian Cashman to resign. Yeah. Like, Hey, you want to keep your job? Yes. Where? How? How much? Okay, cool. What other offers do you think Brian Cashman had? Was he going to be like, go be a window wash or somewhere and find buildings full time? He would have been on, he would have been on like, yes, network as an analyst, probably. Yeah. True. Yeah. Just being
Starting point is 00:36:28 like, here's how, here's how I would have fucked up this negotiation. Yeah. Then my other cool throwing is rough variety, Providence. Yes. Providence kid. Yeah. Bobby Lang versus Pac-Man. Pac-Man, Jones, Grace O'Malley, the girl, Susie from David Dobrik's vlogs. I don't know if anyone here watches his vlogs. Is she fighting Grace? She's fighting not Grace, but someone else. I don't want to know who Grace is fighting cause Grace is going to fucking put her in a coffin. I don't want to catch any feelings. No feelings to be caught. Right. I've said, don't even tell me your name. I won't. Grace is going to put her in a coffin. Yeah. But rough variety. The last one in Providence was it just feels right in Providence. A lot of, a lot of mass holes, a lot of people there. Last
Starting point is 00:37:05 one in Providence. Very, very rowdy. I sang the Canadian national anthem and got boots so hard. I started laughing and just people started chucking beers at me. It was one of the funniest moments ever. It was extremely, extremely rowdy at the fucking dunk. I was just getting booed and I couldn't stop laughing. Yeah. It was hilarious. It was, it was a very, very, very funny rough rowdy. This one should be bigger and better cause it's at the dunk this time. Should I do it again? Should I do it in French? Yeah. I think the girl Susie's fighting is a Canadian YouTuber. Yeah. All right. So maybe I'll do it again and just get booed again and just start laughing. Yeah. Fuck. Friday night. All right. PFT. Who's your, what's your hot seat cool, Toronto?
Starting point is 00:37:43 Well, hang on real quick, big cat. Oh, per Adam Schefter. Doctors concluded today that 49ers quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo does not need foot surgery. It is not a Liz. Well, no, this is breaking news right now. They were, they were examining him to see if he had a Liz Frank or not. You're not going to go full. He could have a chance to return in seven to eight weeks, making him a potential playoff contributor. It's a breaking man. Yeah. I saw it this morning that he was possibly didn't have Liz Frank like, okay, cool. So you're going to just throw Jimmy G in like in the NFC championship game. Yeah, they might. Yeah. Cause that's like the, the seven to eight weeks. Now you're basically saying that Brock Purdy has won a playoff game
Starting point is 00:38:26 and then you're going to put Jimmy G in or Josh Johnson. Yeah. I don't think so. Yeah. My hot seat is the Washington Nationals 2018 lineup because congratulations, Max. Maxine trade turner. Nice. Former Nat maybe the best. I'd say he's a six tool player. He's like invented a new tool. That's how good he is at everything as Hank would say running for power. He's also good at that. But he and sliding, that's his extra tool. So a trade turner is now on the Phillies. That means I did look back and I looked it up. The 2018 nationals had Max Scherzer, trade turner, Bryce Harper, Anthony Rendon, Juan Soto, Adam Eaton, Ryan Zimmerman, Howie Kendrick on their team. It's fun, right? It's fun to see. I did the same thing as you just a year earlier.
Starting point is 00:39:16 Now it's, we did get a world series out of it, which is, which is all that you can hope for. Yeah. But at the same time you look at that and you're like this, that was a dynasty. We had a dynasty on our team, but at least we got, we got one world series. My other hot seat is the Hall of Fame, the baseball Hall of Fame, because Barry Bonds is not getting in again. You have a child to crime dog. Yeah. Fred McGriff's getting in. That's pretty cool to see. Love the crime. Great name. Great nickname. But the Hall of Fame, I don't know, every year that they don't let Barry Bonds in, it just makes me hate them more. The best player in the history of the game. If he's not in your Hall of Fame, you know what? I vote Barry Bonds is the first
Starting point is 00:39:56 member of the part of my take Hall of Fame. Okay. When are we opening it? I don't know. Okay. A couple years. All right. We have to do construction on it. Get some plans. But yeah, he'll be the first. We'll get him, you get a pizza party. Yeah. Barry. Yeah. It's a party for Barry Bonds. Congratulations. And come on the show. Yep. Yep. Open invite. Done. Very cool. My cool throne is Qatar and the Amir because Donnie has our first video coming out at the end of the day today as you're listening on Wednesday. So we're breaking it down into two separate videos of the trip over to Qatar. This one is about how Donnie got off on the wrong foot with the Amir. I had to come over there and save his ass. Which one has the crimes in it? I think
Starting point is 00:40:41 they both probably have crimes. But the second video has a crime that probably would have gotten me executed in Qatar. I broke a pretty big law. You kissed them? I broke a pretty big law. We held hands. Yeah. No, we did. We did some things that I said I wouldn't do when I went over there. And then Donnie just so happened to be the one person that can talk me into doing these things. And so luckily we escaped to Qatar Airspace. It was an Argo situation where we were flying out. And once I left the airspace, I was like, OK, thank God I'm leaving Qatar with my life. But you'll have to tune in and find out on Donnie's YouTube page. Love it. So be on the lookout for that. Love it. All right. My hot seat is the office. I don't know if you guys saw this
Starting point is 00:41:30 trending all day. But Mindy Kaling, I guess, was interviewed and she was like, yeah, the office would have been like if they had the office today, it would have been canceled because it's so edgy. And I don't really know what like if the office today was made today and it was canceled, like then comedy just truly is dead. Well, I think what she was getting at was right though. No, no, no, no, because the thing that the office did really well. No, Hank, they're dumb characters. Yes. If the character like if Michael Scott is doing something stupid, it's not like you're saying Michael Scott's a genius for being like homophobic and racist and all that stuff. It's like always sunny. Yeah. Always sunny is like the worst people you could ever imagine. But because
Starting point is 00:42:10 you know, you know that they're bad. Understand the concept of I don't think you did. Yeah, you don't know. I do. I think you think I don't. Scott's a real person. No, I don't think you understand. You think the actual you is real. You root for Michael. Yeah, you do. You think that they're actually filming a documentary. It's not has nothing to do with the show itself is with how people like react to things. But funny is all right. So I'm like, that's the case. Then comedy is officially dead because they the office is funny. It's canceled every day. But then and he's the most successful stand up comedian in the world. He says funny shit. And then I'm like, this is outrageous. But then how would you say so he's very so he's not candy. He's he's wildly
Starting point is 00:42:49 successful. But then how would they but he's on a network TV show. But you don't need a network TV show. But also but they the car on a network TV show. Peacock just fucking put it on Patreon. No, but no cock literally invent they invented Peacock because the office like that the streaming the NBC streaming service like the main driver was the office. I am understanding of how funny the office is and how popular it is. I think you think it's a documentary. I just I think you actually think it's documentary. Those are real people. So I think people would get offended. All right. Despite the fact that it's comedy and it's a joke. People would get offended. They would get have a lot of backlash towards NBC and they would take it down. Here's what would happen. You'd have a
Starting point is 00:43:26 lot of people online that don't actually watch the show. Right. See a clip of it. That's how it works and complain to NBC. And then everybody out there that watched it which would be tens of millions of people would be like fuck you. We're keeping it on. And I think it would stay on like it's it. The kids with us. The characters on the show. That was funny. Shout out Ziggs. It was very funny. Yeah. You were. Do you know what I'm talking about. What the fuck. It might like what's going on. What. You guys are tripping me out. Why. I don't know. You have to use your own reply when I said I saw Ziggs. Shout out Ziggs. Shout out Ziggs. You don't remember Ziggs. Yes. I remember. I don't remember Ziggs. Bro.
Starting point is 00:44:06 What if Ziggs. Was he a producer. He was. Yeah. Yeah. I see. Driving by me today when I was walking out of my apartment and he's just like Barstil van talk. I thought it was just like a fan and I look and he's like Ziggs. I was like whoa. Ziggs. Yeah dude. Ziggs will always be famous for the fact that we we tried to do a segment with Dan Patrick where we lit him on fire. Yeah. In the back of the van and we said the segment is going to be called in Fuego and Ziggs was like fellas checked with the insurance and you're not going to be able to light Dan Patrick on the fire. Yeah. Yeah. But you can. And he also remember we went and he was like he like cornered Matthew Barry to ask him fantasy football questions. Yeah. And it was like Ziggs I don't
Starting point is 00:44:51 think understands. But he that dude like was ride or die figured it out right away like these guys are different. I like him. Yeah. Shout Ziggs. You know what the office would definitely be able to exist on TV now but they but they might have to run like a disclaimer on it like attention anyone at home that thinks that this is a real show it's actually not. Yeah. For any any Henry Lockwoods out there who think this is actually a documentary like you're not watching cops. Yeah. So I episode they did the whole thing on stage. I'm sorry that you this is like we're breaking news to you that it's not a real show like it's not an actual documentary and Kaylee Anthony just got a TV show. I think the office would be OK. Casey Anthony Casey. Well it's about I choose
Starting point is 00:45:32 to remember the victim. The situation. Nice. Not Casey. Bleep out bleep out her name please. Yeah. All right. My cool throne is the Niners because the other thing that was trending today I got my hot seat cool throne just from the trends was Big Cock Brock. So I don't know. I don't know this is a nickname he had before or like it just happened to start training today. But the best thing that can happen to a team is they're back up coming in and having a huge cock and getting a nickname and then going to win a Super Bowl. Yeah. I don't even know if it's it. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. Oh it rhymes. Big Cock Brock. I think and that's all you might have had something to do with it because he tweeted BCB. So that might have been why it started. But either way I feel
Starting point is 00:46:19 like the Niners are now in good spot. Yeah. He replied to Kittle replied to one of his Instagram's BCB. So that's where it started. There's precedent for an NFC team. Yeah. Being taken over by a quarterback with a tremendous hog to go on a playoff run. It's it's written in the stars. He's got the nickname. So shout out to the Niners probably win a Super Bowl just on that. Billy also look up a metric right now like the quarterbacks of the biggest dicks. I feel like they're probably the best backup. That's going to be harder data to pull. What do you got for us on the way. I only was able to do the whole AFC. The Ravens are leading at 247 pounds. Everyone's all the teams are usually around 242 pounds in that area. What's the lightest team.
Starting point is 00:47:00 The lightest team in the AFC is 240 pounds and it's the Bills. Huh. Which is weird. They're going to get fatter as weather gets colder. It's really hard to pull all of that data. OK. Football reference in the show time. But that's what I was able to. I also feel like offensive line is really all we need. Yeah. Now it's like the full roster doesn't really like it depends on if you have backup offensive linemen or you have backup. You know what I mean. Yeah. Or the box. Yeah. Just give us the box. Give us the weight of every box. Yeah. You got to pull that data real hard. Yeah. Regarding the box. But here's my real hot seat bloggers anyone who writes for a living. This new this by the way is Billy came over to my desk and was like bro my mind just got
Starting point is 00:47:45 blown. And I was like what he's like I'm saving it for a hot seat. So he was like he was kind of hypervent. It was almost the same as when is Hank doing to be real. I was going to say he was acting almost the same way when Hank found out the office wasn't real. Shut up. No there's this new program called chat GPT. Yeah. Which is I'm familiar with it. Open AI app that recently just got released the public and this thing can basically write blogs. You can. Oh no. So you just do your job for you. Yeah. OK. But like this thing's going to replace everything. So basically I wrote a blog on it should be out depending if the others get it out. Yeah. Who wrote the blog. I wrote I wrote a thousand words in my own words but there's a good 2000 words of blogs. I was just able to
Starting point is 00:48:36 generate through typing in a couple keywords into the chat. So the first one it wrote is I said write a blog describing chat GPT and it wrote 500 words on what chat GPT is and all these questions I put in there like I put in a hypothetical situation about an orangutan escaping from the zoo and being chased by the police in Daytona Beach. And I said I told to write a 500 word blog out of three sentences of prompts and it wrote a 500 blog word blog like all itself about the whole thing even included some humor in it. It was pretty weird. This is how Terminator starts. So yeah. How are they stealing our data or something. I'm sure there's tons of it. It only has access to Internet from from 2021 before but it has it doesn't have can't do anything like current. So when
Starting point is 00:49:26 I said write it so there was a video Kanye West. Yeah. Good guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So I there was a video of Brock. Queen Elizabeth. She's one of my so awesome. Yeah. I'm going to go hang out with her next week. But the only reason it can't do pre 2021 is because they won't let it. So like for example there was a video there was a video that came out about Brock Bowers. He was talking about how this SEC championship game celebration was better than the national championship because he got drug tested right after the game and he couldn't celebrate with his friends. So I input a little information on Brock Bowers and that situation and they put together a thousand word blog on the whole thing. Wow. Basically it's it's wild. That is okay. So they won't let it write
Starting point is 00:50:09 in 2022 because it probably get canceled. Yeah. Yeah. Under today's standards. Yeah. It's just insane that this thing I'm definitely going to be using this because I did use it. It didn't work out perfectly but I asked that whole sports to use it for a recap for the Texans Browns game because we didn't watch it. It was like barely even on Red Zone Channel. And so we just had to pick up highlights here or there. And this is this thing is pretty fucking good. So this is the recap. It wrote it to Sean Watson and reporter dialogue after the game to Sean Watson. I plan on taking full responsibility for my actions and facing the consequences. I will also be seeking counseling and working on personal growth. I know that words are not enough and
Starting point is 00:50:54 actions speak louder. I'm committed to doing the hard work to make things right. Reporter to Sean. What do you think this win means for the team moving forward to Sean. I think this win is a testament to the hard work and determination of the team. We never gave up even when things weren't looking great. I believe that if we continue to work hard and support each other we can have a successful season. All right. I have to go now. I have a massage appointment. Thank you for having me and go Browns. And that that was the that's the computer wrote that. No. I swear to God. It made a massage. Yes it made a massage joke at the end of it. If you're in high school or college Dan V. Swanson even better. More important.
Starting point is 00:51:33 Who I'm actually sending this article breaking moves from Newsweek Comedy Central which I think you guys would agree is comedy. Right. They should know the difference between comedy and what's not comedy cancel culture etc. They recently stopped putting the diversity day episode of the office in their rotation on one episode. Interesting. Did they cancel all of it. But they can't. But it's comedy one episode. People should get that one episode. That's probably the most. That's the only episode I could see and be like oh that might be a little interesting. And also Scott's touch just because Scott's touch sucks. I just hate that episode. Everybody hates it. But it's comedy. It's comedy. Hey Mr. Scott what you're going to do.
Starting point is 00:52:12 What you can do. Make your dreams come true. It's comedy. Yeah. Yeah it's comedy. So why would they take it. Comedy Central is come on. You don't think Comedy Central is woke. Well that everyone is now. That's the entire point. Not everyone. Not part of my tape baby. What's your favorite racial slur. Hank. Say something. Yeah. Go on. Oh fuck. Comedy is edgy. Bleep that out Max. Bleep out what he just said. That was too far. That is. That was too far. I haven't heard that word since. Bleep that out. That's usually found in books from like the 1800s. Yeah that was that's that's that's like a 95 year old. Tom. Tom Sawyer's favorite word. Dick. Bleep that. That's a slur. What is that. Magicians.
Starting point is 00:52:55 It sounds very bad but it's from magicians. Last thing on chat GPT this thing could absolutely write homework assignments if you're in high school or college. Well it's and blocks and it could it could probably figure out which teams were the heaviest hypothetically. Well I'm pulling the data now. Yeah you're pulling it pretty hard. It's Ravens. I just can't believe that it made a joke. That's weird. I'm I'm fucked. Yeah but it's scary because it you could run a whole blog just using this AI machine to generate clicks and articles all day. Yeah I mean pretty instead of everyone who works at a blog here if you like got these open AI guys to just make it look for top stories and then just pull them and generate blogs. Yeah it would.
Starting point is 00:53:38 There are enough words that we've spoken into microphones as a podcast that I'm pretty sure you could just run it through like a recording device put like a robot AI behind it and they could write an entire episode apart my take and play it using our voices deep fake. Jeez. All right your cool throne. Coach Oh. Oh yeah UNLV. Yeah coach Oh UNLV. Is that true. He's a finalist. Okay. Yeah. And my other cool throne goblin mode Oxford word of the year. Hell yeah. Hell yes. Goblin. Let's go goblin mode. I'm always. I live in life next year. I live goblin mode every day. Yeah. It's my constant. All right. Wrap us up on the hot seat cool throne Jake. Yeah my hot seat is fake videos. This could have been talked about on Monday but Steph Curry had a
Starting point is 00:54:28 viral fake video of making five consecutive full court shots and there was a debate did not get duped. I feel like you got duped. I didn't get duped. Revelled paint cut. I was watching the video. You guys are fucking crazy. I was watching the video in the studio with you guys and I said no way this is real. No you went no way. This is real. Five in a row. If it was like two or three I would have bought it. But five in a row is insane. Yeah that was yeah. It's the same guy Ari he does. He did all Tom Brady's videos. He's probably the greatest video editor because he did Stephen Chase video last night. I just I just looked up coach. It was not a finalist. No you know V. It's fake news. What unnecessary rough this tweeted it. No coach. Oh and Chris Peterson are
Starting point is 00:55:20 not candidates. I saw those names. I was like that's that's our own. That's our own or some got duped. Unnecessary. It's got duped. Damn. It sucks. No. No. But I think I would brain and walk or got own fucking sources. I'm going to say Brandon Walker got duped. Coach. Oh I'm on the finalists of the unnecessary rough this tweeted out. What do you want me to say. You got duped. I don't think so. They're hiring Barry Odom from Arkansas. What was your cool throne. My cool throne is free tickets. So Syracuse might be bad but the rival Georgetown is giving me free tickets to the game against the NFL DC resident. That's that's tough. It's December. Georgetown is really really fine. They have losses to American and Mount St. Mary's. Great teams. Great organizations. Excuse
Starting point is 00:56:06 me. Loyola Mary Mount Mount St. Mary's. But even better. It's tough. It's tough. Georgia. You need to get another. Is there another John Thompson. They just need to give out free starter jackets to everyone. Yeah starter jackets or just whoever becomes the head coach should be the next John Thompson like how there's Uggas. Yeah. Like no matter who you are you're now John Thompson the fifth and you're the head coach of Georgetown free tickets to a D1 men's basketball game when you're in a big market like DC and you're Georgetown. Yeah. Yeah. George the problem with Georgetown is it's a I don't know the exact enrollment figures but there's not a lot of people that go there. So people only really care about it when they're good. Yeah. It's not a big
Starting point is 00:56:46 like it's not a huge alumni base and all their famous alumni are busy committing war crimes. So it's tough to get people to buy tickets. Hey they made the tournament last two years ago. They did. It's all a matter. Yeah. Yeah. According to Syracuse fans. Listen. I'm on your side. I'm fighting. Yeah. Syracuse should be a good program every year. And it is funny because when I did do that tweet to go full circle someone was like I just imagined Jim Bayheim like sitting in like a 16 year old living room at this point. It's like yeah that's not going to work. He probably falls asleep. Well his sons are AWL. Shout out to his sons. I love the sons. Jim Bayhams a hall of fame coach. Yeah. At some point I would hope that Buddy and Jimmy Jimmy will tell me when I've
Starting point is 00:57:27 passed it by. Oh OK. Yeah. They're like hey you're not cutting it anymore. Yeah. It's time to hang it up. Hall of Fame coach. Yeah. One of the best coaches of all time. I just love hope. Yeah. They beat Notre Dame on the road. OK. All right. Let's get to biz and wit. It is brought to you by our friends. It's simply safe. Home should be where you and your family feel safest especially over the holidays this season. Give yourself and your family the gift of peace and protection with the number one rated home security system. Simply safe and right now simply safe is offering PMT listeners 40% off a new security system. Here's why I love it. Simply safe is a whole home security with advanced sensors for every room window and door HD security
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Starting point is 00:58:57 it is Ryan Whitney Paul Bisonette also RAs in the building we ran out of mics but maybe we get him saying something here and there we got a split in check let's boys here yeah we're gonna do our NHL preview yeah so really yeah I did one about 18 games oh yeah well we figured you guys you guys being in studio we might as well have you on because it's always fun we don't even have to talk hockey we could talk soccer that's going on right now we're watching well let's talk about the big bet that went just described the guy bet ninety thousand I think you bet ninety grand for Morocco to get to the quarterfinals and it's to win a million and he was offered about 215 grand before this round to 16 game and he didn't take it so now this is a Chelsea player Hakeem Zayek oh
Starting point is 00:59:40 right down the middle when they shoot it down the middle this is great radio it's such a such in your face right down the middle and just know the goal he's going to jump left to right well pretty impressed I'm just I'm rooting for Spain to go home because I'm just bored with them I'm bored with their weird style of play where they just pat I think they had a thousand completed passes today and I don't think that is a little shot on target I don't like that they're wearing blue they should be wearing blue that is awkward it's so stupid really would you guys not agree and somebody posted a video a couple days ago where how sometimes they've done penalty kicks where you start about twice the length that they are right now from the goal where you have to run
Starting point is 01:00:14 towards that's the old MLS that's what we were talking about before I think that's how they used to do it yeah that's how they should do the penalty so it's like a breakaway instead of running into and kicking it yeah yeah and it looks a lot sillier too so you can have a lot of I always thought that that soccer kind of like how hockey does it how they change it with overtime when you get to overtime of the World Cup oh wow Spain sucks when you get to overtime of the World Cup you should just play every five minutes you take every the teams have to take a player off the field so you end up you could end up one on one with a goalie on a whole pitch how sick of that I think I think if you get yellow cards it should be you're in the penalty box for five minutes yeah
Starting point is 01:00:54 then you come out like watching like six on six on this big of a field did you just keep watching rugby sevens compared to normal yeah I more entertaining yeah I agree I think or you could just make the goal bigger and overtime yeah you're bringing a second goal yeah that's what we'll do make it even better guys did you see the full length of the end yeah no yeah the first person to get the ball over the end and also you're allowed to uh to pick it up and then throw it forward and then you can catch it run within you're allowed to tackle the other and then add downs yeah then they're down so that's how that's how they should do overtime well you're gonna say Whit I want to talk to you about Georgia what a team your team what did I say about this team I
Starting point is 01:01:32 called exactly it was gonna happen you did rush he has called it I've called the entire season and they're going to crush Ohio State and then they're gonna crush Michigan too or TCU are you gonna go if it's Michigan Georgia will you be going to the national title with Dave I actually don't I would love to I don't what when would that be it's January like ninth oh yeah I'm in I'm in it's in it's in LA oh I know that part sucks that's a long flight so you might not be in I well you know what if I get the look I'm probably gonna be going but it's just it's amazing to see this team I had a question for you to is there a Stetson Bennett won't ever he doesn't know I the fact that he's a Heisman finalist is crazy can he well he even get trapped he's better than
Starting point is 01:02:13 I don't think he's got a great career in front of him just selling whatever he wants in the state of Georgia being like the pitch man for life but I don't think that there is I don't understand why he was put in as a finalist over Hinden Hooker it doesn't make any sense he was Spain has missed every single free kick so far if you if we moved on to real football sorry he's a good quarterback like he's good but if you put you could pick 20 quarterbacks in college football right now put him on Georgia and they would be under I don't necessarily agree with that and what's funny oh really I was the exact opposite last year I was like why is this guy playing when they lost to Bama in the SEC title game I was like I don't understand because who's the guy's name he ended
Starting point is 01:02:54 up leaving he was supposed to be like the big time five star recruit what was his name he left Georgia JT Daniels yeah and I'm like why don't they put this guy in but if they understood that Bennett was somehow better for that team than JT Daniels I don't know like yeah obviously there's some guys you bring it but to say 20 guys I don't think so I don't think Bennett is like he's the perfect game manager for that situation and Georgia is such a good yeah that's what I'm saying where you don't need you like Trent Delford yeah exactly you don't need somebody that's gonna like light it up and Morocco goes down the middle and Morocco advances and he hits the water guy wins a half a million dollar or no a million dollars what a bet that is what a bet to especially make that bet
Starting point is 01:03:35 and like know that you don't even have to win at all I know just get to the corner while you got to get out of your group and the group was tough I just I'm so into the World Cup I know we're going back and forth between football this football that each type of football I love the World Cup I'm so sad that in a couple days there's like two days between the semis because every day just four games I don't care if you hate soccer it's still interesting to watch it's I just soccer is the absolute best it's my favorite tournament and I just stop whatever I'm doing every four years and they're just coming to the US I just wish it was a summer summer is the World Cup time they're talking about it's so much fun when it's in the summer I agree this time of year
Starting point is 01:04:14 it's like there's so much shit going on they're talking about moving it to every two years I think that'd be a big no I agree because like as much as I love it and they they know that it'll make money having it every four years makes it special I like I like the act of waiting for it it would be fun though every two years to get ourselves like pumped up in like this is the year for US we were just talking about this on chick let's last night it's like people like I respect US soccer fans I was rooting for them but they're so far they have no chance thank you give me one superstar playing in the Premier League or in Spain or France like give me one guy my it's my biggest I root for the US it does seem like they're better than they've ever been but they're
Starting point is 01:04:55 still don't win like one of the results actually matter like they're they finish exactly where they are in the world and then when everyone's like oh yeah we got a lot of young guys you don't think Brazil's got a lot of young guys yeah but but our young guys probably got our good young guys are better than our youngest good guys have ever been in the past so but Brazil's young guys are still gonna be better than one guy that dominates the US do you well I mean Pulisic has been doing I'm a Chelsea fan he doesn't hurt his dick yeah his dick if you had a healthy dick I think he finishes that one if that dick's healthy he's crushing away yeah but no I think like it's realistic to say that the US will never be dominant ever in soccer because other countries there's so
Starting point is 01:05:35 many of them that just is he uh is he circumcised or does he have a covered wagon you should ask him that business like sweater maybe it was covered maybe when it got hurt in the middle of the game and maybe we had to leave you guys have like a big group chat aren't you supposed it's a covered wagon it's all French Canadians and then a bunch of NHL and soccer players aren't you supposed to be circumcised what do you mean I'm supposed to be because you lost a bet I talked to my doctor and he said it wasn't a good idea but every other bet that I've made on the podcast I've followed through with no there was another one I believe we got Grinnelli in here that you didn't follow through with then bring them in here all right I do have a I got a bone to pick with hockey
Starting point is 01:06:12 what's with the digital advertisement boards on the side of the ring oh don't that's a poverty move it doesn't bother wit so don't worry about it it's so distracting it's so distracting it is distracting they said they hazy did have the argument the amount in revenue it brings in is probably the reason that they're not going to be paying escrow moving forward that along that along with the jersey ads yeah I don't mind the jersey ads the digital boards when they like get in the way because the technology I don't think is is perfect yet so sometimes it covers up the puck and the players and that that's me I'm like ah I think I think you're proving you don't want watch much hockey because correct because if you watch like two games you get used to it and now
Starting point is 01:06:53 nobody even notices what about the glowing you're a guy who watches one that's probably why it's still distracted me yeah I only check the box yeah also do they have it in your I mean you guys are playing like Henkel he field house right shut the fuck up what ballad arena what most electric I have a place where you got three thousand people yeah come sign with us you can take out a few sorority sisters is it like a scene of like a loser so they're like it's the same ice sigma five what do you know is that like a name of a sure what I'm what is going I mean the house that thing is small it's fifty five hundred people and they have a student section and it's it's gonna work for now I love it sold out that's awesome sell out most games oh no you can just make especially when we
Starting point is 01:07:34 have an original six five hundred when they get the leafs there they're just packed it's all blue you can make the case though there's not a bad seat in the arena what they're actually might well there is because they're because they're cement benches with no back okay so they're maybe one or two bad ones yeah it's right it's intimate they pay my salary so I'm gonna shut the fuck yeah no you said it it's a great place great atmosphere are the coyotes doing well they're playing no listen they're not doing great in the standings but they they kind of play every night everybody wrote them off as basically being the worst team in the league but they're competing and they were close to 500 at one point but a lot a lot of one goal just like a lot of one goal
Starting point is 01:08:10 the worst team the second last team wait if you bet they're really young though if you bet them plus one and a half you've been making a shit ton of money all right there you go you guys are you guys are tanking for bedard right yeah but they won't give Arizona the first pick because they blanks for bedard is the hashtag is he is he actually like worth the hype yeah I think we're looking at it so he's over over two points a game right now in the western hockey league and he's being touted as basically another mcdave but the argument is so another best athlete most dominant player in all of sports yeah so he was a he was a double he was a double underage in the western hockey league they're both named Connor he's a traveling road traveling road what's a double under
Starting point is 01:08:55 age it so I think when you're a first couple round draft picked or the first two picks of a team you come in as a 16 year old okay if you get special exemption status and I want to say throughout the whole history of the chl maybe 10 to 15 players have maybe he was the first in the whl maybe the one of the first in the whl maybe the first I don't know the exact stat but right now he's over two points a game in the western league he hasn't gone a game without getting a point since the season started he's a traveling road show I have a buddy who lives in victoria and they average probably around 2000 fans per game he came to town it was completely sold out he this how kid who actually plays on the team had a hatrick in the first he had a hatrick in the second period so
Starting point is 01:09:39 he's everything is advertised but the one argument is and in rick talkett brought it up and he was talking with gretz he said it's difficult maybe being a little bit undersized to be that guy who comes in and changes the the face of a franchise what size is he he's very small he's five five seven five eight he's like messy but people yeah he looks like he plays like he's the messy of hockey okay he's the messy of hockey is the way he's being touted as right now and I think with the way that the game's changes the game is changing where it's all speed and skill I think that he can come in and be that guy I mean you look at more more small guys coming in and dominating braden points a great example I mean you know as far as as far as his play would you agree yeah I think that this kid
Starting point is 01:10:22 is looking like he's probably going to be a better player we're just saying a lot braden points unreal but everyone talks about his shot his release is supposed to be just out of this world so yeah another corner that's going to change the game you're right better than mcdavid though this guy I think I know I think he is the same size I think he's gonna be better than mcdavid he looks shorter than came in videos I've seen but who knows I have no idea I've never seen him play at all but based on what you're saying I'm gonna say I'm a conor bedard guy okay over over mcdavid well because mcdavid like I I checked the standings this morning because a new wit was coming in these guys are trolls he's their whole buddy he's their whole team I'm convinced the oilers are 500 and
Starting point is 01:10:56 and conor mcdavid in any sport in america according to ryan whitney with no ranks yeah you guys would you have my homes is your answer are they in the playoffs right now everybody makes some playoffs I think the oilers are in the playoffs right now barely okay I think I think there might be on the outside looking in as a wild card no as a wild card no they're in they're in there okay well they're in the fucking pacific big deal how the freaking coyote is doing in the pacific we're tank we're uh we're shooting blanks for the bedard so uh in terms of like any uh are there any tough guys like any up and coming tough guys because I feel like the the goons that we've had in the league have been around for a while I've gotten very familiar with them but like I want to
Starting point is 01:11:38 know a young guy that I need to be rude so there's this jack guy guy with the Montreal canadiens who everybody was raving about at the start of the season and they call him uh his last name if you google it right now they started calling him wi-fi that's his nickname now because it looks like a wi-fi password so that was that was a fun nickname like you can't even spell it just write wi-fi canadian look at his last name and tell me how you would pronounce it all right wi-fi oh wait no we need jake to do it jake to do it jake you you find it I want to hear jakes don't look up the actual pronunciation oh my god that's crazy yeah okay arbor is his first yep arbor this is probably wrong but I would guess hecage well it's it's it's close jack i jack i jack i jack i so his
Starting point is 01:12:21 name's arbor jack i and then they call the voice call wi-fi which that's an awesome nickname but he's come in as a young this kid was working at Costco last year it's a crazy story he's playing junior and like all of a sudden got invited to canadian's camp he made the team young defense man tough as shit so he gave jack cassey in a beating earlier this year who's one of the tougher players in the league and he's kind of taken on this uh I would say he's like a fan favorite in Montreal who's who's exceeded expectations but I'm trying to think it's when you ask tough guys in the league that's how much the games change if you can if you can come into the league and play and also fight it's like there's no one like that anymore ready to shock you become a unicorn
Starting point is 01:12:58 he's got a dirty look at I mean when Tom Wilson signed his contract everyone was saying bad contract bad contract like to find guys like him nowadays nobody can do that we're back in the day it was it was a dime a dozen right so the game has definitely changed but I feel like it's making a little bit of an inkling back as far as the physicality and more scrapping because there was about five years ago the media was getting too whiny every every time there was a hockey hit they were like oh and it's all player safety like throw this guy out of the league but this is how all sports go I mean it's like the NFL right now the NFL running the ball has become like a lot more successful that like the running away for a while passing averages down because teams are like okay if
Starting point is 01:13:42 you're gonna play too high safety and like keep everything in front of you and there's no one in the box where it's gonna run the ball like if if teams are gonna have a bunch of small guys that can get beat up like why not have some guys can punch them well also I'm sure if you talk to NFL defensive players it's actually had to change the way they play with the hitting rules right yeah so it's made things a little bit more difficult where I also think that that definitely had its impact on the game of hockey where you know going back to the Scott Steven days if you were if you were forward and you came through the middle of the ice defense was going to come from the other side the weak side and try to take your fucking head off where nowadays if you do that chances are
Starting point is 01:14:19 if you make contact you might be sitting for a few games so so to see those open ice hits are extremely rare in today's NHL game I think it's good that they crack down a little bit on player safety but then it went so far where people started taking like screenshots and slo-mo slo-mo screen shots targeting his knee the slo-mo screenshot might be the worst thing that's happened in all of sports and you talk about football and hockey in particular you can zoom these things in and go so slow and then you actually see it in real time like even on the ice level or field level you're like what the fuck it's not even the same hit so I love how they got rid of and I don't like it how it costs guys jobs but I love how they got rid of the fights that were
Starting point is 01:15:00 planned out the the opening face off that's when I got to meet to meet thanks Whit yeah well no like glad you had your guy and I'm calling the meat edge which is incorrect great guys some of the best people you play with but guys squaring off for no reason that was like causing bad you know injuries and you look at after cte all this stuff but now it's like turned into the exact opposite where if you get a fight you're like always shit you don't even see him anymore so I do think that if you can get more physicality in the game it gives teams an advantage so you are seeing teams try to get a little back towards that way having having mean guys on the ice what uh so what why were you in Detroit what were you doing in Detroit big deal big deal brew tour
Starting point is 01:15:39 yeah it's fun we go you know we go to those cities are around the NHL where we have our hardcore fan bases and it's a good time we went to this place called the tin roof they had live music and then you could walk over to their beautiful new rink the little Caesars yep they built an incredible stadium there I mean the Joe the Joe was the Joe and it was a good time but I mean it was it was you know tough tough going in there they didn't really have a great press box that's where I spent most of my time and they would have like awful towels in there it was like trying to dry off with a garbage bag for fuck's sake so they did a complete revamp of the arena and everything that it has to offer what arena had the best towels
Starting point is 01:16:14 oh that's uh wet do you want to chime in here I don't even know that's such a random question yeah the best amenities yeah what was the what was the arena you were most excited to play for just because you knew that like the locker room and everything was so set up nicely I love that minnesota's I love the excel energy center remember that locker room was huge the visiting room was great I'm not great great arena I'm not just saying this because uh big cats here but United Center United Center had the best buffet really oh fuck the healthiest minute the minute warm-up warm-up was over I'd be right over getting the buffet I'd have like my getcha on still you guys need to do like a full rankings of like the entire NHL uh I what's the worst what's
Starting point is 01:16:58 the spread like at the coyotes place though it's just like delicious it's a college spread of blow and okay what's the worst place what's the worst uh oh my god it's not you should have seen melon arena where I played for the penguins it was one of the war I mean obviously that's not there wait was that the igloo all the batter the egg all that was the igloo the visiting room there was like a straight up like public rink in downtown Boston my first year in the NHL I played out of the igloo yeah the van dam movie was the islanders old arena was horrible but all the all those it was great because they had the best ice you know what's a brutal visiting really oh yeah there's actually a story of you say you say Chicago and Dallas had the best ice girls no he
Starting point is 01:17:40 just said long island long island had good ones too remember remember that story there when the penguins are in there this is way before my time uh I think it was a starting goalie but he wasn't playing that night and the the backup goalie that night would stay uh where you came out so you would not be on the bench and he snuck off because that's where the ice girls would come out of and he went back in the back and got a bj uh from one of the ice girls in the midst of the game I well I I always want to say the guy the other guy got pulled and they were like where is he where is he and he was in the back and it's like that mickey mantle and he wrote where he's like I was gonna blow job underneath the bleachers well there you go yeah favorite memory well Dallas stars they not only
Starting point is 01:18:19 had the ice girls which I would get a calendar signed by them every single year but they would have the ones that would would dance up on the podium so they had the double dip so they put them on the jumbotron they do the little dance routine and then you'd smell them coming by the bench probably to distract us it was like it was like the perfume coming out of their tits just like getting uh Austin powers they just like hypnotize you that's why they got so many home wins I'd be there drooling with a fucking heart I'd be trying to skate around out there with a heart on with no blood in my legs because it was all in my cock am I forsy I don't even know what to say after they say Billy you have a question for where Ben so they uh they used to have great
Starting point is 01:18:59 ice girls at the Chicago games but I want to say yeah no stop that because remember when they used to get the the rockets to shoot between periods do yep they basically have changed the whole thing yeah they notice their teams thanks now yeah yeah yeah no it's true it's good you could see the yeah you're absolutely right bring back misogyny yeah misogyny is that what it's that's the word I'm looking for yeah that you try to do there misogyny he's it he knows all the best how what's the word I was looking for misogyny but you almost said it you kind of added like a you said I'm French Canadian for fuck's sakes you guys always give it to me about my grammar what's the other word I say that uh not organization organization
Starting point is 01:19:43 why do what's wrong with that yeah your Canadian soccer team sucked did they even score a goal he didn't know they were in the World Cup but uh but Henri was dappin us up when we lost three in a row who cares no that's cool he was in the hallway Henri yeah it's very Henri Henri Henri Henri yeah we had to speak for it oh where'd you see him oh there was a clip on mine he was like dabbing us up after the loss and consoling the whole country so I thought that was a classy move and I was a big fan of him yeah because I'm French so I root for France as well and they got a wagon in this world don't they they do and Bob is like he's a player that you see I don't care what sport you watch but you see him on the field and you're like that guy is different
Starting point is 01:20:23 from everybody else on the field not like Connor McDavid is different from everybody no I actually think that other guy if you put him Bob a on the Oilers right now I think that they're in first place he's that he's that no the Halan guy from Norway he might be even better he's not even in the world yeah that guy is a freak how come you guys didn't ask what about his uh trip to Jamaica my oh yeah I saw the dolphin video unbelievable that was incredible you were you getting you were right what would they pick you up he thought that the dolphins came flying from behind and stuck a nose in each one of my arches in my feet and next thing you know the guy just said keep your legs straight and I did and just all of a sudden I'm just flying high and I I wish I tried
Starting point is 01:21:03 to like balance it out but in the end I just kind of fell forward it was unreal were you not afraid the dolphins are gonna like I always think so I was but they're so nice right and like they're better than humans don't love dolphins like all those like pet the dolphins or like this like you know the monkeys or any that I don't do that shit I always think in the back of my head like at one point at some point this animal is gonna be like this fucking sucks fuck all but it's gonna happen a monkey a monkey will rip your face off right dolphin can't really I think dolphins get pissed too like I'm so sick of fucking lifting up this fat fucking guy really what are you never seen me son before what are they gonna do what's a dolphin gonna do dolphin sometimes like a salt
Starting point is 01:21:41 people yeah how sex they sexually assault people 100% I said that I said that one of them trying to plow your wife it's my son's birthday so luckily we didn't get fucked by a dolphin at least she got the angry inch from somebody can I bring up a little topic I've long been a NBA hater uh-huh Trey young yep biz did you see the story about this guy the star on the Atlanta Hawks okay so I saw an asshole this guy didn't go to the team's game he didn't go to his team's game like I there is not an NHL player in existence who just wouldn't show up for a game it's so disrespectful and such a typical NBA move that people could say oh he hates the coach the coach to treat him unfair to not show up to your team's game is the biggest slap in the face to every team
Starting point is 01:22:28 what was the reason was he getting rest I don't even know well let's ask the sports guys with the number one sports podcast in the world I think he's got I think he's got a shoulder if I remember correct okay you're injured but you just don't go to the game upper body injury is how I explained that what a great guy to compare yourself to Kyrie Irving Kyrie how would you guys have handled that in the locker room if uh if somebody on your team had posted links to an anti-semitic video is that what Kyrie is going to be the first time I've ever done this in my career yeah next question yeah well biz would have been like uh let me retweet interesting stuff yeah let me see some more of that uh no the uh yeah I know my but I feel like NBA like actually
Starting point is 01:23:08 it happens in the NFL NFL's a little different because guys once they're injured they're pretty much out of it but yeah NBA guys will not sit on the sideline sometimes when they're hurt not travel with the team but this was a home game and like yeah not going the sideline but maybe he was in the back with a ice girl yeah yeah maybe was he in the arena no he didn't even go to the game that is a little crazy it's just such a dirtbag move not even go and support your teammates it's unbelievable and it's like normal in that association it drives me crazy I did sit second row Portnoy was giving me shit I wasn't yeah I mean he was front row yeah but I mean I don't care he said he was on the phone gave me these unbelievable tickets he brought us he wasn't even his mom was
Starting point is 01:23:48 starting to talk to him he's texting away like a prick but I said oh you need Dave's mom yeah I was amazed amazed sitting up he was doing he was working customer service for his watch company wait maybe he was busy trying to pay for those front row seats wait hold on go ahead biz I want you to say that again because it got or sorry wit like that was sitting up close it it's pretty sick okay so the NBA is the one sport the like if you sit front row of NBA you realize more than any other sport you're like holy fuck how big these guys are how strong they are how fast they are how much they like I said I got to sit front row for a Sixers game a couple years ago watching him bead close up he's just a giant of a man I saw Luca yeah and I think he had 48
Starting point is 01:24:36 maybe it's crazy it's nuts and they're being that tall and seeing how like smooth and athletic they they they move around it was it was pretty impressive now granted there were a lot of flops and fucking like dive in but still it was nuts to see a couple dunks Tatum had that you're just like what the fuck like the guy's seven so you're now an NBA if I could sit second or first row what do court side seats at an NBA game cost like a good team like Boston Celtics probably big dough I think yeah probably I would say like a few thousand up to like well if you're like center court big like 10 15 grand you have to go regular season game if it was like Celtics or the Knicks or the Lakers maybe not that much playoff playoffs are going for that
Starting point is 01:25:20 yeah that playoffs for sure so the Thunder last year we're going for like a hundred fifty bucks court side yeah that that's more my speed why don't you find yeah pretty cheap that's like going to a coyote on game time out find us the uh court side uh for the Knicks game time app we're going to get back to biz and wait in a second before we do they're brought to you by Omaha Stakes the holidays are here achieve gifting greatness when you give the gift of perfectly aged tender and delicious Omaha Stakes the steak experts at Omaha Stakes have put together special curated gift packages to help you take the guesswork out of gifting and making you a holiday hero it's always tough to shop for dad dad's always the most difficult person on your Christmas list
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Starting point is 01:27:46 say who did believe a little bit we all wanted it was it was like funny to think like this guy was living like a caveman like avoiding Wi-Fi when he slept but yeah he was definitely juicing yeah oh you think so yeah no shit I don't recommend you think it has affected his brand financially at all since this has happened it's probably helped him probably helped him he's definitely got more you know like Rogan's talking about him and that's like that Hulk and Gommerit of people who sell supplements and stuff so but you know I don't think like anyone really like do you know what his brand was no I know you sound like liver pills and shit yeah I liver is still healthy have you juiced juiced yeah no you've never stuck a needle in your ass did you lie I've
Starting point is 01:28:29 never taken this right Billy I had to talk to you about why are you blushing I got the back definitely juiced the way you look like I would have used when he just asked did you have you ever juiced you go juiced no and then he goes to you like no bro I just asked you the funny the stupidest part about what Billy's doing right now is that he's admitted on the show that he's done it before no and now he's like no I haven't oh really what have I ever you've talked about doing you did like weird straws no you did like creatine for sure there's like peptides there's like DPC there's like yeah he did inject peptides into my body I talked about a time I was accidentally illegally doping during an NHL season or at least in training camp in the summertime when I was
Starting point is 01:29:11 taking this jacked up jacked 3d oh yeah everyone's ejecting I've gotten so many messages about these old school people saying that that was the OG pre-workout nothing ever compared to it and I'll never forget yans like saw it in my stall and he goes you're not taking this are you and I was like yeah yeah it's awesome like you get the you get the little tingles before you go out and you're you're feeling all good and he goes I'm pretty sure this is on the bands list and sure enough it was so you never you never like how close were you but everybody that year got tested in training camp and for whatever reason I think I flew under the radar but maybe I didn't have enough of it in my system but I would know they're like this guy's going to the minor yeah so the stuff in there that
Starting point is 01:29:50 was illegal it was not making them good it was like a fake geranium extract that they had it wasn't like no no it's not it wasn't a steroid it was DMAA that's that's the geranium extract like yeah so but at least I know what I'm talking about that was the geranium extract that turned into the DMAA 1 6 and that flagged you positive for methamphetamines it was synthetic meth it was off but the tingle stuff is legal professor honest yeah the tingle stuff you can still do that's totally legal that makes oh yeah it doesn't sound like a guy who's done steroids beta alanine is like it's in all the pre-workout hey wasn't the other one ultimate orange wasn't that a crazy one there was an ultimate orange one in o explode and I was like that was the jv version of it but jack 3d if anybody
Starting point is 01:30:35 out there because I know some people hoarded it when they took it off the market because it killed a few guys or whatever um so be whatever yeah they hoarded it there were like five deaths in the span of casual well it was anybody has a local pre-workout send me some jack 3d please I'm begging you I know we're talking about uppers but do you ever think about uh the other side of it where I wish they still had kwayloons around oh how fun would a kwayloon I think about that all the time ever since I saw that no I've never taken one they weren't even around I won kwayloons all right all right grab the mic all right you jump in here what were you like I know what kwayloons like what were they like um fucking zonked you get away I can hear them you get wicked zonked I mean
Starting point is 01:31:16 they like I think it's not cool to like do this stuff but just one time to like try it also it's just a it's it's like a prescription drug that just doesn't get made anymore so it's like it had to be bad he's like huh what's going on yeah it was probably like 30 years ago when I'm like buddies had him I don't he had a stash save or whatever I took one and yeah it just fucking completely zonked you what's the movie it's a horse trek laser yeah yeah it's just a wall street wall street that's just like oh my god these guys are like when he's like I'm not dying sober I get the ludes all right it was actually a guinea pig for a company which one a bunch of different ones you want to talk about it all right no what we what were you a guinea pig for a pharmaceutical
Starting point is 01:31:56 company Pfizer we all wear all right sweet are you back to all the way back to football did you think the Alabama got screwed with no um you're no I actually love how they got I watched that game against Kansas State for them to get in it's the right thing I think if they'd got blown out 100% put Bama in but the argument of people saying Bama is going to give Georgia Michigan a better game it's like that's not it's up Brandon State so that's not what it's about it's about how the season went and yeah TCU might get blown out I hope they don't I hope it's a good game but you can't let Alabama in when TCU has won loss and it was the way it went down it was kind of pathetic watching Sabin do that yeah like I was actually like felt bad I bet you the dude pretends
Starting point is 01:32:45 that Vegas doesn't exist and he's out there being like who would they have favored in a game it's like really I think you're doing this I think even he was sick to his stomach but you're doing it for the like your players but it was like I was like this is like it also sad watching me say even out there begging people to put him in it also does the exact opposite words like if you have to beg that way it's like well clearly you're not you know you're not there yeah like he should almost went in reverse psychology yeah we have no business yeah our resume speaks for itself and they're like whoa what's he saying this is even either that are just be like they don't want to send there anyway so like you know it's no point in me begging because they know that
Starting point is 01:33:22 we're just coming to come in there and spoil it for everybody else I do I do I'm not trying to sound like that the Georgia Homer but it's I said back before the Tennessee game they are the new Bama where they'll crush both teams in this playoff and it kind of makes it a little unenjoyable they're so good they're like an NFL team they're just crushing everyone they have all these five star recruits at every single position and I love it being a dog's fan yeah that's a good time for it um I have a hockey question what's up so you guys were talking a couple weeks ago about uh what's gonna happen with Kane yes maybe to Boston I can't stop thinking about where he's going I bring it up every show because the Rangers are now out because the Rangers
Starting point is 01:33:59 suck the Rangers stink they're not out they're not out but but it's like he controls where he wants to go and so they just beat the Rangers and the Blackhawks are terrible so it's kind of like why would I want to go there like we be I don't necessarily think they're they're contenders he may think the same but he's gonna decide where he wants to go really and what do you think I said Boston just because I'd love to see it happen and Boston's in their true like final run this season yeah it's like the last hey here's a wild card for you the Kraken they're this no I don't know I it's not a bad call well he's only got this is the last year of his deal correct yes so it's you know you're there for four or five months whatever it's
Starting point is 01:34:38 going to be now and I think that they have the salary cap space that's what's so hard in the NHL is a hard cap so all these good teams who are now making playoff runs like if you look at Boston they would have to trade away two significant pieces that they have in their lineup therefore why would you want to mess up the chemistry of the team that's got you to this point already they only have three losses on the whole year so if you look at teams that do have available cap space it's not many who are in a playoff position I think the Kraken could be one that could pull it off that's a complete you know who I you know who's a good um a possible scenario that Frankie Borelli in the Islanders and if you remember back um I don't know maybe it was 2009-10 I don't remember
Starting point is 01:35:19 the season but Ilya Kovalchuk he was he was going to be a UFA in Atlanta and it was very obvious they were going to trade him because he wasn't going to resign there and everyone's like where's he going where's he going and boom Lou Lamarillo with the devil swooped in nobody even mentioned the devils as an option will now lose in in in Long Island they have a team they have a goalie that's literally good enough to win him a cup you never know Patrick Kane goes over there plays with Barzal we'll see what happens but it's going to be crazy when it does go down it's it's nuts to think about as a Blackhawks fan I'm sure it's just such an end of an era oh yeah he's the greatest Blackhawk of all time correct I mean I think he's the best American born player yeah no hands down
Starting point is 01:35:58 and it's also like I mean it's already been kind of over for the last few years but yeah when he goes and Taze goes I don't know what that will have that's it that's officially and it's shooting blanks for Bedard baby mm-hmm yeah and they're probably gonna get him because it's all well they've they've been stuck in that spot for the last five years where it's like you don't want to give up when you still have these guys but if they were smart they should have moved on a few years ago and started like you can't do a half rebuild no they've been trying to half rebuild for so many years now where it's like oh we could just you know if we if we fix this do this like we still have the core of this it's like no that's not how it works yeah but if you look
Starting point is 01:36:35 back to the history of hockey a lot of guys especially with the way that he was in Chicago in his legacy they like playing for one organization yeah look at the guys like Patrice Bergeron like Crosby, Malkin, LaTang but I what I've said is I'll root from wherever he goes because I want him I like he's so much fun to root for in a playoff atmosphere he's such a fucking clutch big game player it's gonna be great to watch him play playoff hockey yeah like just as a fan perspective if you had to guess another team that we haven't mentioned where would you say he ends up we've mentioned Boston I'm just gonna say the name of February okay the abs ah you know it'd be fun for Kane what do you think about that here's what's not crazy about that yeah so Gabriel Landisgog
Starting point is 01:37:20 and now Nathan McKinnon are injured I don't know how long they're gonna be out for it seems like it's long term shut up McKinnon's out get Kane in there the what happens with the cap situation is they're allowed to put these guys on long term IR therefore bring in a big salary so not out of question and you could also do a three team trade where you can split the salary in half because one team can retain salary and then that next second team before he ends up at the location then cut the salary in half again so that's I don't think that's the craziest theory either I'll give you one so you're you're a hockey guy I'll give you a punk I'm a punk boy I'll give you one because he's matured he's a father now it might even be a father or two father one what about Vegas
Starting point is 01:38:06 they are they are also I don't know everything's cap situation yeah yeah but that'll be fun that would be really awesome that's actually not that crazy I don't think the lightning this is a hockey it's a hockey we might as well just name all 32 t yeah 31 because he's on staying with Chicago coyotes uh Panthers have like no cap space when's the trade deadline if I love a march I love how you hockey does the no trades during Christmas thing that's so funny they do a three day I think I thought it was longer than that is it I remember Brian there's a two or two or three day freeze yeah where no one can get moved let them be with their family yeah some things are bigger than it's very nice yeah who's the second guy if it's not Kane who's like the the next big name that
Starting point is 01:38:52 could be on the free agency right now I would say for defenseman right now the biggest name is Jacob Chikrin and he plays for the coyotes and the reason I say him is because he's got a pretty pretty good cap hit just over four million bucks and I think it's inevitable that he's gonna move and like we mentioned about the hard cap and teams finding it hard to squeeze guys in with what they're making he's a valuable asset and he also has another two years left on his deal at a good cap hit so I would say that he's gonna be a big name defenseman that moves at the close to the deadline okay other than that with I can't really think of any other big names all right can you hop in here do you know what potential trade or free agent I go big big name NHL free agents who are
Starting point is 01:39:35 going to move near the deadline our trade yeah like a trade Patrick Kane no I'm kidding he's not coming to Boston I'll say that I know that's why I don't think he's coming because if trade you'd have to trade too many guys I just think we're where that originated I it would be tough if you're the best team in the league to try to add because then you you mess up maybe some nucleus stuff Patrick Kane's not messing up any no no I'm just saying if you leave if you have to trade a couple guys cab drivers face ah come on that's a little ball okay well then fucking edit it out I'm sorry no oh wait oh I didn't know you guys talked about incidents and cabs now I thought that was off limits for spitting chicklets oh no we never even we didn't yeah well we didn't need to help
Starting point is 01:40:22 we did not talk about that with auto we talked about it no no no no no no the story was the story was important I wanted us to like break the news oh you want me to talk about it no you're gonna listen or no you're gonna block you're gonna blog about it cab stories now no we took we talked about he wanted us to be breaking the news and talking about the minute it happened yeah let things happen other insiders break the news we chatted about it on chick let's go and so shut up you're uninformed Patrick Kane fucking punches one cab driver you gotta bring it up 15 years later those bits I mean everybody's been in a cab with a guy that you've wanted to punch I regret bringing it up I do regret bringing it up he's a
Starting point is 01:41:01 matured guy oh I know he's different he's completely changed he's completely changed I know that I know that uh he also he also chirped me at the in the preseason or not the preseason first game when they played against Colorado but let's not get into it oh yeah he called busy clown oh that's good you probably and he didn't use my name I have Patrick Kane's back he didn't use him by name he's like that other clown you have up there the reason it hurts so much is because he was right yeah that's why I brought up because I heard that driver you had to look at you looked in the mirror and you're like shit I am a clown no damn what do you got all our rays trying to french kiss me John Klinkberg that's a name that'll move okay all right got it out there
Starting point is 01:41:36 John Klinkberg all right I'm done I have one last question go ahead Billy you have a last question yeah I never got that question off during warm-ups and end of shell games why do like only two guys not wear their helmets so um it's probably one of the cooler things that you used to get to do in the NHL you were able to come up and realize you're in the NHL and if you had good hair which wasn't me but you could go out your flow is flying in the wind and you just feel like an NHL are getting to experience no bucket warm-ups what's happened is when I was on Edmonton Taylor Hall um was skating around with no helmet and unfortunately this guy Corey Potter friend of mine he kind of tripped on a puck I don't remember exactly what happened
Starting point is 01:42:16 and stepped directly on Taylor Hall's forehead I have the picture before surgery you could see his skull it was horrific and I think he had about 50 to 60 stitches since then the Edmonton Oilers made it mandatory where you have to wear a helmet other teams have done the same some teams still allow it but the league came out about last week or two weeks ago and said moving forward it's completely banned the only people who can do it were people grandfathered in who were in the league before today so it's a really cool thing I did it once well I actually remember Max Talbot and myself uh probably five months into our rookie season we were playing pretty good we were like all right let's do it and so we're flying around first time and it feels
Starting point is 01:42:53 amazing it's unbelievable like you're skating around no helmet and Michelle Terry and our coach he goes he's knocks on the bench on the window at Mellon Arena because you used to skate across the ice to to leave the ice and um he's like put your fucking helmets on you too sorry I'm in the middle of a warm-up put it on because we weren't old enough or you know veteran enough to do it but now it's gone but it was just a cool experience for guys that you get to try it once I think I like so now there's gonna be a new Craig McTavish but the warm-up version yeah the last guy last yeah have you guys ever talked to like a I'm sure that you have a player that played you know his entire career without wearing a helmet did he have the same sentiment where it was like
Starting point is 01:43:33 it felt amazing out there being able to skate around well Craig McTavish Warden he was the last player to not wear a helmet playing the NHL he'd be doing face-offs they said he'd be headbutton guys with helmets on there like what the fuck this guy doesn't even feel it so all right you could probably back me up on this was it Brad Marsh who we had come on the podcast and say that he at one point played without a helmet and he ended up putting one on and he felt that he was getting dinged and nicked up way more than he was when he wasn't wearing a helmet so after one game of putting one on he took it back off and then he right back to normal where he actually felt that he he wasn't as susceptible to getting dinged up with sticks or whatever it was catching his head
Starting point is 01:44:11 when he when he didn't have a head on that makes that makes no sense no it actually it actually does where I think more guys notice you out there and I don't know some people think like there'd be let there's more respect for each other when you don't have a helmet on there might be less injuries I know it sounds insane I've heard people say that in football too where it's insane to think that they wouldn't have a helmet on it never happened but you tackle different and it would probably be like somewhat safer I know that sounds insane Billy kind of agrees in the I don't know it's a good thing no in boxing headgear you get hit differently you're like the gloves don't bounce off your head as much when you have head gear on for boxing so there's maybe that's
Starting point is 01:44:50 what I was thinking yeah I would say maybe like the cage in college like guys have more balls yes if it wasn't they wouldn't be as fucking you know dickheads out there at first when I heard that I was like that sounds insane but I actually think that if you're if you're an opponent and you're playing against a guy that's not wearing a helmet you are probably going to be more careful with your stick that's what that's the thing is like you don't want to kill a guy out there so that actually it does make sense to me in a weird way but I have to imagine that playing playing hockey without a helmet on was just terrifying just warm-ups was sick oh yeah I'm sure the the cold air through your hair or if you're a goalie but then I saw a picture of myself
Starting point is 01:45:24 like you know they got the getty images people's I saw a picture of myself in one of no helmet and with like my ears and my terrible hair I was like that doesn't look as cool as I thought it felt cool yeah it felt cool yeah um all right last question row back question promo code take use it uh rhoback.com use promo code take for 20% off your first purchase q zips hoodies polos joggers last question uh we've told you this wit I think biz knows I think r a you might know Hank has still not gotten the number he's not here right now so I'm just gonna my last question is what number do you guys want to pick we'll just do we'll do one without him in the room I always this is official and when when does he owe you five grand uh after january first oh he's done
Starting point is 01:46:04 yeah yeah he's done I'll take 19 and we also did on on black friday we did a deal where we picked one listener that they get to guess now every time and if he they get it before Hank he gets five grand um let's do it this though because I I I need to have action if anyone hits their number right now 100 from each guy 69 okay yeah 100 from each guy all right all right done done 17 we're picking a number yeah billy you in it gets pulled out done I'm in I'm in hundred from each guy any any number one to a hundred that's not in there no no they're all in there all in there so I'm not every everyone doing it in this room 100 a guy if you get it so one two three four five this is a $900 hit yeah it's $900 19 I'm gonna go with uh my old pal
Starting point is 01:46:44 Sydney Crosby 87 now how long does that thing move around in there before it sucks one up what does that matter I mean it's about about seven seconds at the top right now I just wanted to say sucks one up yeah what are you talking about well because 87 bids the one on the top's not going to go I'm going to change my number all right I got 12 my old hockey 12 all right 19 for Whitney uh 12 for biz 24 24 for RA 18 and Sebastian 18 76 20 we're all real tightly grouped here three for memes three for memes 69 for Billy oh you guys have to wait wait wait Sebastian it where's it where's about he can't if you're not in the room you're not actually no that he he'll he only can do it when Hank's in here anyway so his will count for the you have to be in the
Starting point is 01:47:28 room right 91 uh I'll do 17 all right so okay better off whoo I'll buy dinner 17 is the number Hank always picks so this would be the best moment ever if I got 17 oh 87 almost went up there bit oh no you took 12 19 oh that's 61 oh oh we got a jam we got a jam I've never seen a three ball jam crazy three ball jam is crazy I think it's suck a golf ball through a garden hose can it do three ball jam thank you boys everyone this is spittin chicklets love you guys love you love you guys isn't what are brought to you by manscaped tis the season for clean balls follow la la la la la when this year's white elephant gift and help all the men in your life go from eggnog to nice hog
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Starting point is 01:50:03 to home renovations see if you qualify today visit ccm.com slash barstool now cross country mortgage LLC in MLS 3029 all loan subject to underwriting approval in MLS consumer access.org okay let's wrap up with some FAQs Henry it's FAQs Hank not the other word that you were thinking of that you can't say on TV anymore in 2022 I think that we should do maybe in the new year maybe a full FAQ segment about Chicago because there was a lot of Chicago questions but you know why they call it the windy city why it's not because of the wind really it's because people are very blustery there originally that's why yeah people just like talk a lot and they they just there's a bunch of windbags that's why they called it the windy city to begin with
Starting point is 01:50:55 but yeah that's yeah we will well that's good call hit us with the FAQs Hank do you guys feel as awkward as I do when you're saying goodbye to a guest and just goes back and forth too much and lasts too long I've heard it cut off here and there and it's probably unavoidable but does it make it feel good when one just hits right yeah it's kind of like a clean dap when you're exiting like a uh a zoom call with somebody and you're like all right thanks for coming on we'll see you later yeah and then they're like all right bye and then they that's why I love Jerry Jerry O'Connell oh he hangs up on him he closes it out so there's no awkward goodbye we didn't even say thanks he just hung up on yeah it's great I actually prefer that yeah no it is it is a weird it's a weird part
Starting point is 01:51:34 of the job it's just being like all right so thanks cool keep in touch all right cool and then sometimes you're on the on the line a little bit too long and you hear Dak Prescott say they asked me about a porn star I don't like those that didn't go well hey big cat pft cake honk and soft hands Billy oh I have a situation about Christmas presents when you turn over the age of 20 should you still reciprocate gifts to family members and friends that are also that age spoiling younger family members and seeing their reactions to big gifts is the best but when it comes to older family members it always seems forced to do should I make the call to my family never saying no gifts thanks I think what you can do is you can reach
Starting point is 01:52:20 like a an understanding with everybody ahead of time and like say with the money that we would be spending on gifts for each other yeah let's just go out let's just like put it put in a pile we'll go out we'll spend it at a bar one night or it's like at some point you just like get him one nice thing like ah here's a nice bottle of whiskey you know what I mean like it's almost like it's not really some elaborate gift it's just like I am acknowledging the season type of thing yeah or one thing I like to if you have something that you've bought for yourself that year then just get that for somebody to be like I got it for you because like I use this thing every day I love it and you might like it too I don't know hey fellas hey hey hypothetically aliens come down to
Starting point is 01:53:05 earth to learn more about human culture they listen to 50 plus PMT episodes that come out during football season but never watch one second of an actual football game what would their perception of football look like do you think they would be able to understand how the game is really played or would it be some warped part of my take version through the lens of your weird brains that's actually that's a good question though they probably think that Josh Allen was like William Wallace he's 10 feet tall and lightning bolts come out of his arse they also would like I would love to see like them draw like big Ben and fill rivers yeah that would be very funny just like they probably yeah just just like a bunch of idiots walk like playing quarterback and and coach yeah
Starting point is 01:53:49 big Ben walking around with like a thermometer in his mouth yeah and one of those fever things on his head probably in a wheelchair I like this idea yeah that is got Billy Kyler Murray yeah he's like like two feet tall likes video games he's got a he's got a game boy switch in his helmet he's played video games and crying yeah yeah okay next last one but uh the Sean Watson is a pervert yeah he's just always coming yeah his day everywhere dicks just leak he leaves a snail trail on the field when he's that's why people can't catch up to him yeah um yeah Brock Purdy big brocks like he's carrying a rock yeah he's like a looks like he's got a baseball bat yeah our last one hey PMT I work a public accounting job and I'm 23 and work
Starting point is 01:54:38 around 45 to 50 hours a week busy season January to March we work 70 hour plus a week what are the hours you would say you work at a given week compared to your busy time of the year oh I know I'm young but I do value time as COVID wiped away half of my junior year and most of my senior year of college and now I'm in the workplace for the next 50 plus years all right so this is a tricky question because I there's parts of our job that I fully understand are like for everyone else it's their entertainment but like watching sports at night it's not like I'm sitting on my couch I would be doing it anyway but it is part of our job yeah does that count you'd be punching in yeah like NFL Sunday we watch all the games but I'd probably be doing that even if I was right now
Starting point is 01:55:28 you'd be drinking yeah you would be in like yeah like on a Tuesday night I would be yeah like I wouldn't have to tweet while I'm watching a college basketball game so if we do like actual like anytime my brain is on in the fall fuck there's I mean what's the maximum of hours I'm just gonna count like in the office let's just count because like Monday I had football watching that okay I don't know if I can but then like on Saturdays when I through the college football show like traveling yeah traveling that counts Saturday is I'm gonna give an estimate my day off is tweeting work it can be um all right no I'm gonna guess yeah why are you asking that Billy I'm just saying it is 20 it is 20 no you got it you have an angle like like just staying on top
Starting point is 01:56:19 everything's 24 seven if you tweet from them up up no I would say 70 hours I wasn't saying your personal count is not work 70 hours classified as work I do like research for some of my tweets yeah no Jake your tweet yes you yeah my tweets no Billy's asking for some weird reason I'd say 70 hours a week that doesn't really count like sitting at home watching games 70 hours a week in the fall but then it becomes a lot less and like I don't know if you guys have thought about it but like I love football but the idea that we could come in it you know seven o'clock on a Sunday and be done in two hours pretty nice when you think about how do you do that the rest of the year dream come true I'm I mean my body's breaking down this football season it just takes a toll on people who
Starting point is 01:57:03 say mean things online between up a storm yeah my hair is falling out probably from all the hours I've worked all the stress yeah that's true that's it's because of what we do for the people that's why we've sacra we're a lot like Jesus yeah absolutely to a double double the Jesus um what did this person say to me yesterday was it really really hurt my feelings nicely it was really really kind of made me feel like shit um he said every few months I look at the podcast on YouTube and your hair slash skin slash face are somehow looking worse each time that was nice that made me feel good I know how bad I look in football season I need to get out of football season maybe lose a few pounds I did lose seven pounds uh in the last 48 hours if anyone wants to give me credit for that
Starting point is 01:57:49 you got tapeworm uh I just I didn't eat I haven't eaten anything you guys should have known I was sick when member when we ordered dinner on Sunday I didn't get any that actually was a dead giveaway that was the moment I I should have known that I was thinking like what's going on two things one is I didn't put it I thought you were like I didn't have any Lucy's in I didn't have any Lucy's in and I didn't eat dinner it's like all right something's wrong with him yeah I actually was actively thinking like what is going and I had a good gambling day so it wasn't even that it was I just started feeling like shit it was very sick you know what though that just means that you've got a head start on Super Bowl labs yeah that's Super Bowl labs we're getting ready to go I had one
Starting point is 01:58:24 more FAQ okay what is up PMT boys first time caller long time listener question for Hank have you ever thought of maybe trying to guess the lottery ball number correctly I'll hang up and listen yeah right now five I didn't say numbers yet that's a false start that's a false start you're bad person I have a question too oh okay hey big fan here just wondering if Hank has ever gotten the lottery ball I'm sure a lot goes on behind the scenes and he would for sure have gone to once right oh wow means that from Jake and memes actually just sent this one to me hey dad cat not a drug guy pft in backer he hems I always guess along with you guys for the lottery ball machine and have to say I don't think Hank has ever guessed it right if Hank hasn't guessed
Starting point is 01:59:09 the lottery ball how long do you guys think it will take for him to get it right if he hasn't already I don't think he's going to get it but I call lottery ball 68 this person called lottery balls can we do that same game we do with biz and wit like every time we do it no I mean we're already doing it with Hank I've got I got $5,000 on the table for him yeah we will after January first we can start doing Billy if you if you want to make like an arrangement with somebody else in this room that's fine no what we'll start doing which will actually be very fun is what we should start doing is Hank are we are you okay is there an issue here what we should start doing is we should do every episode five bucks in a pot and then it gets so then it keeps growing and then
Starting point is 01:59:49 yeah like it's awesome if someone gets it after a long time what's the matter Hank you your your noise is that you're making right now tell me that you're you're consternated over something all right numbers five seventeen eighteen and Sebastian has seventy six he's been thirty four Nate Natolleus Nick is tweeting what is Sebastian's number seventy six thirty four I took seventeen six seventeen five twenty twenty thirty four thirty four come on fourteen is the fourteen thought ended up fourteen I played uh we're late last night on stream and that's seventeen put a hundred bucks down every time love you guys camels used to roll
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