Pardon My Take - Ryan Fitzpatrick, Playoff Baseball Talk, CFB Wrap Up + Jimbos

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

Jordan Love might stink. We talk Monday Night Football and residual clean up from Sunday (00:00:00-00:11:09). Playoff baseball and Max's brain is in a pickle after the Game 2 loss in Atlanta (00:11:09-00:32:46). College Football talk, is Bama back (00:32:46-00:44:38)? And Sark coaching to lose. Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mark Davis and Lebron James (00:44:38-01:00:49). Ryan Fitzpatrick joins us to talk football, QB play around the league, how hard it is to deal with the media and more (01:00:49-01:39:44). We finish with Jimbos (01:39:44-01:53:24).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

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Uh, football looked bad on Monday. I thought the Raiders looked scrappy. Uh, a little bit. Scrappier than I thought they'd be. Jimmy G didn't play super consistently. Jacobi Myers, not a New England Patriot. What, why is that Hank? He didn't re-sign, they didn't want to pay him.

Okay. Interesting. He looked like he't want to pay him. Okay, interesting. Okay, there's your answer. He looked like he had some fight in him. Yeah, no, I have a fun blind resume for you. Ready for this? QB1, last two games, 428 yards, one TD, five interceptions, QB2, 615 yards, eight touchdowns, one interception.

I think the second quarterback is, is, well, the first one's definitely Justin Fields. Hmm. Wrong. What? Yeah. But Justin Fields stinks. Oh, eight touchdowns one interception last two games. That's Justin Fields. Like how I like big catches go off on that. Yeah, but I listen, it's, uh, it was nice to watch him on a football game and be like, Oh, maybe the Packers don't have a Hall of Fame quarterback. I still think that they'll probably figure something out because I'm just used to that. Yeah, you know how when we did the interview with Aaron Rogers and you said that every year that the Packers don't win the Super Bowl, that's like your Super Bowl.

This year your Super Bowl is just Jordan loved not being a top three quarterback in the NFL. Yeah, and I'm winning a lot of Super. Yeah, you win and you've won. You won. We won. You lost it. You NFL. Yeah, and I'm winning a lot of soup. Yeah, you win and you've won week one week one. You lost it. What I lost. Yeah, horrifically. But I actually thought the Raiders like the Raiders are in that weird spot where I think they might be scrappy. They're probably win a few games here. I you're forgetting

about who their coaches. Yeah, their coaches a big dumb fat idiot and and Josh Martinez, by the way, his face is getting fatter. He loves field goals. Loves. He did another crazy field goal. Got blocked. I think it was And Josh Martinez by the way his face is getting fatter and he he loves field goals loves love He did another crazy field goal got blocked. I think it was fourth and one right around midfield Yep, it ended up being a super long field goal didn't work out for him He loves he is he is in love. He wants to marry a field goal. He loves field goals But yeah the Raiders I don't know something about my think it's just because they do have enough dudes The Monterey Adams Max Crosby, Josh Jacobs.

Jacob Myers, Jimmy Garoppolo. They have some dudes. You're including Jimmy G as a dude? Yeah. We know he's a dog. I think I feel like Jimmy G going to Las Vegas and maybe not being on the best team, but like scrapping around, if they end up with like six wins,

seven wins, my respect for Jimmy G will go up. So I was thinking about this last night, my respect for Jimmy G went up thinking about the fact that he took the contract to go play in Las Vegas. Be it what, $67.5 million, $67.5 million to go hang out in Las Las Vegas just fuck around for a few years with probably zero expectation of winning That's a dog. He's that's a dog move. He did not do that to win football games He did that to fuck around and have a good time. I respect the whole out of it It's like it's like when many Machado went to San Diego. Yeah exactly like Chris Bryant going to Denver good career move Yeah, go play some baseball. No pressure. Like, yeah, I guess the Raiders still have, you know, they're still like a kind of a national brand, but really no one expects anything out of them.

And you get to make a lot of money, you get to live in Vegas, win a couple games. Most of the balls that you see, Devonte Adams actually said that Jimmy Garoppoppolo is i can't remember the exact quote who's something about how Jimmy Garoppolo doesn't come into the meetings pretending that he knows everything and he's like no slight to my other guys but it was definitely a slight to his other guys uh... and i like that so davonte adam's one over davonte adam's who i think davonte adam's is firmly in

will be mildly in trade rumors for the rest of his career. Yeah. Like just somewhere around there. Well, like halfway through the season, if the team's not doing well and he seems unhappy, it's going to be every year. It'll probably be this year too, actually.

Oh, I think it's already started. Yeah, we'll talk about the who needs. Oh, the Panthers need a wide receiver if they want to contend. Panthers need to rise. If you look at that. Also, we had brother kickers last night. We had, I missed that one. That's on me.

I should have warned you guys. You should have, you should have, we had Anders Carlson and Daniel Carlson, both kicking. Anders is Anders Bjorn Carlson and then Daniel Wilheim Carlson. Very European, I think they're Norwegian, but via Texas, by way of Texas.

They both played Texas? They were both born in Texas. Born in Texas. Uh, here was a quote. He's one of the best that I've been around to any position let alone quarterback of taking accountability, not taking anything away from Derek and Aaron. I felt like it was taken something away from them, but basically like, you know, he will come in and be like, yeah, I fucked up guys. Yeah, because because it probably doesn't really have an ego to him. Yeah. Right.

And he might have an it's hard to be that attractive and not have an ego. Yes, light ego. Well, he's not like a great quarterback. So yeah, probably keep some humble. If you were that good looking, you would wake up every day thinking that you were personally touched by God. Mm-hmm. Like, okay, he chose you.

I'm him. Yes. Absolutely. Speaking of Aaron Rogers. I'm him. Yes. Absolutely. Speaking of Aaron Rodgers, I'm looking forward to the debate between Aaron Rodgers and Dr. Fauci and Travis Kelsey. Yeah, it'll be good. So it's Aaron challenged Travis, aka Mr. Pfizer.

Surphyser. To a debate. And Aaron talked about being called Mr. Johnson and Johnson too. So it's going to be a battle of the Titans. I can't wait to hear. I'm sure they're both very well read on all the literature. Yeah. So I hope that, I hope that debate actually happens. Do you think it would have changed, would it change people's minds? Oh, absolutely. I think everyone, I think this, I think the whole world would be better for it. Well, for you big cat, it would be interesting because the swiftees

would then hate Aaron Rogers. Yeah. So then you can find common ground. Although I like him now. The enemy of your enemy is your friend. That's true. And just so everyone's clear under debate laws, if Travis Kelsey and Dr. Fauci do not accept the debate they have lost. Yes.

And is how debates work online. I'll recurring guests. All three of them. Oh wow. Oh yeah. I'm about to get Robert F. Kennedy on you guys can mediate. Yeah. Yeah. I would like to I would like to challenge Miley Cyrus to a private debate. If she doesn't accept, then she loses. I wanted to I want to have an

intellectual conversation with her. Other things other fallout before we get to college football and we want to talk some playoff baseball as well. Micah Parsons had a hell of a quote after the 49ers kick the shit out of the Cowboys. George Kittle did have a fuck Dallas shirt on underneath, which I love. Yeah. People, I think there was maybe some Cowboys and Cowboys fans were upset about it. That's just sports, baby.

That's rivalry. I love that shit. But Micah Parsons said, I think we're the same caliber playoff team. The score doesn't really show what happened out there. Mm-hmm. Yep. I don't know.

I mean, I think the score, maybe it was worse. Well, he also said, I'm going to say this, laugh now, cry later. Oh! And then, and then Debo came back. We got podcast wars going on right now, because Mike has said that in his podcast.

And then Debo went on, Hank, your girl, K Adam's show. And Debo said, we got something for that. Just trust. If we see them again, just trust. You're gonna make it personal. We can make it personal. I don't think the Cowboys want to see us again. It might be a little worse. So D.

Well, all right, fuck Dallas. Ask kickin' even more. Also, how many people that got upset at George Kittle wearing a fuck Dallas shirt currently own fuck Philly shirts? Yes. Like fuck to Eagles shirts. It's very good. Probably most of them. That's a very good point. Speaking of Philly, we actually have Fuk Dallas merch in the in the Marshall story right? Yeah, I love it. Yeah, good. I'm for all. I will buy one.

Speaking of Philly, on Monday night, the Philly's lost what was an incredible, incredible playoff baseball game in tragic, tragic fashion. Our boy Max is down pretty bad, but I got something to show you up. What was the score? I was five to four. And here's the bad part. Close the whole game. No, the Phillies were up for nothing. And Zach Wheeler actually had a no hitter. And then, oh, he kept Max as giving the cut the finger through the loss. He was given to be fair. Max was giving Hank the ring finger. Yes. And also

to be fair, Max was giving Hank the ring finger on his right hand. Yeah. I don't know. I was not doing the right. I'm just trying to set this. I care about the list. There's Max. I'm just trying to set the scene. Yeah. So it was it was four nothing. Z zack fillies in illana there are the up one nothing could hear pin drop a true stadium blupper was beside himself said uh... yet said said the zack wheeler was pitching phenomenally max who is the manager of the fillies

decided to bring zack wheeler out in seventh. People were like, hey, Max, it's probably a bad idea. And that's that. Max, no one said that. I was in the room and we were all saying myself included that the wheels are falling off. And it wasn't meant as upon for Zach Wheeler. We actually meant that the wheels are falling off. He gave up like two consecutive hard hit balls, walked a guy. I think three out of five batters got on base and they were they were decently hit baseballs it was not the same Zach Wheeler I got he walked a guy then he struck a guy out so the wheels weren't falling off and then what happened and he threw one bad pitch one bad pitch which might have a whistle in front of it

crack there was a whistle I'm still waiting for someone to give me some more film break down of the whistles yeah but because all i've seen is whistles in front of the home runs and i haven't seen any what's up are people are are you saying people can whistle at a baseball game i'm not saying anything there was evidence provided for me

and now i'm just asking for someone else to go find some more evidence He's asking to open the investigation. Yes. Were they the same pitches. Yes. Yes, same types of fighters Whistles according to our investigative journalist Jack Mac He said that that is also what is that? What was that sound? Yeah, that was gross Jack Mac is the best investigative reporter in the world right now He's a great investigative reporter, but I think he looks, you know, he likes to make these things sensationalist. Jack Mac is basically made out of the internet.

Yeah, he knows the internet better than anyone else. That's just disgusting. No, I was no, no, no, no, no, I respect Jack Mac. Oh, it does sound like you do. He is, you keep, I'll put this Jack back will have that fucking light house tear down He I'm just saying from Max's perspective like this. This is becoming from a Philly's fan not an unbiased You know he doesn't like the braves interesting

You just said you just said it unbi you said it needs me you got to pick your sides your side here You he's not a Philly's fans. This isn't Philly's fans, but you want bias or you want on bias that's fact fact Fix you want a factor fiction bias are on biased. I want biased I just said that you know you like the briefs All right, keep continue. Okay. What what did he find? Sorry for interrupting no the only thing the other thing that he said that something with the Navy seals and whistling means that Slider I don't know what the navy and i think i think i think that's what is coming

that's right i don't know you look at his tweet about navy seal shows a slider can be a sweeper or slur that maybe was a sweeper it was something the slutter is my favorite wait slider navy seals whistle before sliders coming that i'm gonna let me check it out. I'm going to. I'm going to. Don't worry about it. So you get it. You get it max. We have more

questions about this game. So this was a devastating loss. Yes, as you as you can tell from my reaction. Because you guys were up. You're about to win both games in Atlanta go back to the bank only need one at the bank and Take down the best offense in Baseball this year maybe historically. I don't know if they were historically the best offense but you are cruise control and You kind of left let your hand off the wheel And you put Zach Wheeler back out there in the seventh and now it feels like the brave she's got all the momentum back to the bank

got to go to the bank and go to the bank and go to the stopping momentum big cat forgot about the bank and here's here's the one positive thing for you max which i think is the worst move ever you know the brave did a red carpet yes that's that was red carpet talk about champagne what to to to get on the bus to go to the airport For game three of the NLDS rest up Fans out there red carpet do they do that frequently? I don't know we need to find if this what they have done

It down Ota if this is the first time that they've done it This is a colossal mistake if it's something to do every time then I don't I don't really see a problem with it. It's weird it's weird. It's a weird move. It's a weird move but it's way worse if it's the first time they've done it. Yes. So they did a red carpet walk to the airport. I don't know. I thought that was a little weird. It's a little strange for sure. But the bank you got the bank. Bank is there. Ken I were discussing after the game was over this These next two games are gonna be referendum on the bank. Yeah, yeah, this is the bank has a statement key It's the banks series to win right now and lose

No, if they if you guys drop to at the bank The bank is trash the bank might be beneath the lighthouse if this is what happens What do you say, Hank? Jack Max, wording was, I checked with my Navy SEAL friend who said the whistle is literally used to signal a sweep is coming. OK, Slider. Oh. Why does the Navy SEAL sweep?

Where does he have any expertise in baseball? Is he also a baseball player? You don't know where they were getting their signs. They could be doing some military stuff. Yeah, they could be doing some military stuff. It's all be doing some it's all pitchcom now they could have been hacking into the database True Navy SEAL's outside an event. Yeah, I'm sure there's some Navy X Navy SEAL's braves fans These are all things that could be happening. They could be happening You know what you know what I'm on board. I think that's what that's that's exactly what happened braves are cheating unless the Phillies beat them

Well, no, especially if the Braves beat the Philly's, and they were extra cheating. Uh, I'm seeing from a member of Brave's Twitter that they do this for every postseason. Oh, looking for more. It's still weird for sure. Yeah, they cheat during every postseason. That makes us know the red carpet.

That's right. We should give credit to the British. Honey dip because that was an incredible like big moment after big moment. It was really hitting the one hand in home run, doubling up Bryce at the end of the game that catch the center field. Crowd was going insane. It was awesome.

It was it reminded me just how like when baseball playoffs hit in one of those games, it just every pitch feels so intense, there's really nothing like it. Yeah, I don't see, you usually don't see a bigger turn around in emotions than a deep drive to center field. Castelano said it, right? Crushed it. Crushed it.

Catched at the wall, leaping. The son of his gone, PFT. Leaping catch, everybody, every Philly's fan is just standing up. Every Braves fan is in dismay. He catches it, turns around, and then doubles Bryce up at first base. The swing of emotions in about a 10 second span was incredible.

I think the only better walkoff play, obviously, I think like a walkoff home run is incredible at home. If you get a walkoff where the outfielder catches it, run our third tags up, thrown out at home play. Yeah, yeah. That's a little bit better, but this was really good. This is really good. I disagree.

I did not like it. Did they cheat on that play? No, it was a good baseball play. Quick question, Max. Sorry again for being a little uninformed. That's why I asked Big Cat to clarify. But I just saw these videos and they were both right down the middle in the middle of the zone. Yeah, that's the one that was cheating. They were not right down the middle.

The whistle was, hey, here's Clitor. They're both sliders. Both sliders. Let's get the Navy Seals do it for sweeps. The Wheeler one may have been right down the middle. The Navy Seals do it for sweeps. Yeah, for sweeps. What sweeps?

I like sweepsweak when they give a car away or a gameeps. Yeah, for sweeps. What sweeps? I like sweep sweep when they give a car away. Okay, a game show. Yeah, I like that. I was on the Navy Seals and the man kick your door open and give you a prize. Right, exactly. Yes, the the the play was unbelievable by Michael Harris and it was gut wrenching and everything. But I still think that the fact that they came back in the in the ninth after giving up the two runs oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no but the ball regardless that was trying to win the game but that no that was an unknown but your fucking hand down acts you're talking about bapet you got cursed by the bapet oh bad that was you for your natural's had really bad bapet lock lock which is batting

average on balls and play because if you hit a ball in play ultimately it's kind of luck whether or not it gets caught or hit to a field or not. You're saying he hit the ball perfectly. It's just dumb luck that their center fielder happened to make a spectacular play using his own skill that he's worked on. I'm not saying it's a very good play by the braves, but I am much rather, I would much rather see go down like that than if they were to roll over. That's not bad. That is the right take. The fact like you can see it with your two eyes. Would you rather them roll over. That's not bad. That is the right take. The fact like you can see with your two eyes, would you rather them roll over and look like they're their entire existence? I have a question. I don't want to interrupt. I'm trying to learn.

Education. All I'm trying to say, all I'm trying to say is that the team showed enough fight to win that game. The braves just played better in the ninth. I would rather see... statement loss. Not a statement loss. I'm not saying you guys are not understanding what I'm saying. It's a good loss. It's not a good loss.

It was a bad loss. You're trying. The ninth inning, I'm... You're saying it's a better way to lose than a bad loss. You're saying the Phillies kept trying. You guys... Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Max, Max, question. Let's wait, wait, wait, wait, max, max question.

Let's figure this out. Yeah, wait, no, yeah, Hank did. I was the worst. I was in a literature call on someone before. Max gets to decide who to call. I had a mask. Yeah. Okay, Max called on me and then and then Hank gets to go up.

Gorn. Hey, Hank or hey, Max, um, you would say that that's a better way to lose than a bad loss, right? Then going down without any heart, right? Correct. Okay, so what's another word that's better than bad? You're losing me. Good is good better than bad. No, no.

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if you're if you're seeing the ball well and you smoke a ball and you get caught you're obviously super pissed off but you're like you know what i saw that ball well baseball's a weird sport. You can square one up and a guy makes a good play. And there's nothing you can do about it. But you still did your job to like all you can, there's two

men. The hands, the hands are, are an issue with me right now. I don't know why they're making me angry, but they are. I would, I need people to just start talking and interrupting me because the hand, okay, I'll start. I'll do your favor on this one, Max. Three, but they are I would I need people to just start talking and interrupting me because the hand okay I'll start I'll do you a favor on this one max so you're saying it was a good way to lose I am not saying it was a good way to lose all I'm happy they lost I am not happy I think I got you I got you max I think what Max is saying is after the game and this actually is a true story

We're sitting in the gambling cave and Max just was like mumbling under his breath. He's like, I need to see what that locker room looks like right now. Cash out of great. I want to be in that locker. What Max is saying is Cassie on us hit a ball so hard and so far that he probably got into the locker room after and was like, we basically won that game. No, that is not what he's saying at all. That's not what he's saying at all. Oh shit, that's not what he's saying.

Like, you guys are, what I am saying here makes sense. And you guys just like to play with me and get me angry. How does the fact that you like playing with you? Like, you just, you know that it's going to work me up. Hank, what would you like to say? As a baseball player, when you would hit, like, I guess I'm just trying to reason a little more. I that it would be frustrating to hit a really really good hard ball But just not hard enough like are you ever like damn? I wish I hit it harder in the

More you're like well, yeah, I hit it hard. We're warning track pal. Yeah like I hit it hard but like Yeah, in the moment the in the the moment, the answer is yes, you are just as angry. Yeah, in the moment, you are just as angry when you smoke a ball out and you have a weak fly ball to the pitcher. But after the game, you can be like, you know what? I did, I did all I could do. I borrowed a ball up.

Well, no, I got me to a guy man. You know a guy made a no he's not only could you put it in hard but you can't just say like a home run like you can still hit the ball well and not hit a home run he hit the ball well it didn't happen to be a home run but like you can talk about that i'm not talking about that that that's literally what you're talking about right now i think i don't know all of it

i'm talking about quaps, quality A-B's. A Fabip. Quab. I have it. When I was on the bench, I would make a quab chart in college and it would just be put in. Would you rather have a B's? All right, here's a question, Max.

Hanky quab or run? Quabby patties all day. Would you rather have a patty? Would you rather have a quab or a run? Yes, obviously you would rather have a run. But I'm saying like you can If they went down one two three in the ninth inning striking out I would have been a lot less Yes, I'm talking about really hard and I'm talking about I'm talking about going into the next game

It's pretty bad. It's actually better than than that scenario though, which would make this a good loss Right, I put that it's not a good loss. It make this a good loss. Right. Hype at that. It's not a good loss. It's not a good loss. It's a bad loss. You're up. And you also left 11 runners off base. Because I wish another word for better than bad. But also it was it was such a good hit that Bryce Harper thought it was going to be a double

and that's why you got doubled up. It was a bad hit. My hand is all right. Sorry Pft. But if it was a bad hit, you should have a runner on it and a chance to win. Sorry. I'll continue, PFT. So Max, would you say that the way that Bryce hustled back to first base was good

because he almost beat that throwout? Yeah. I just muted myself. No, that he almost got. I also, he did everything he could do to get this. I thought about the quality run. I thought about the quality base running. No one's talking about.

I thought you are. I thought about this. I thought about this. How hard I thought about the quality base running. No one's talking about I thought. You be our I thought about this. I thought about this. How hard? How long when I was laying in bed last night? You remember in your bed? I need the two of you. Yes, in my bed. Max is just getting by the left and right. Do you remember it?

The as soon as Bryce Harper got on. And he got it first base. I was like, he's gonna do something crazy on the base pass. And he didn't know I said it in a bad way. Yeah. No, you know, I was like, I was scared of Bryce on the base pass because he's going to get over aggressive. And that's a quality prediction. Yeah, he did. You can take that away. You predicted how you were going to lose. I can mute Hank's mic back here. So I just did that. Okay. Either way, two games in the bank and the good news is, Thursday night will

be an elimination game for one of the two teams and we record a show after. Nice. Yeah. I'm very excited. You, you, I, Big Cat has no, I'm really saying that he has his future on the Phillies and it is like he has never wanted to piss away money more than in this situation. Like I have never seen a man who's trying to throw away thousands of dollars. I'm listening. I am rooting for the family. No you're not. I'm not.

I'm a future on a mess. No, but you like this is like your classic win-win of just like you're so willing to burn money to like see my reactions. Facts. I'm rooting for the Phillies, but in the interest of the show, it would be better if the Phillies lost. I am rooting for them.

I want to say that for the record. Oh, but PFT, think about my future. You want my future. He muted you. He muted you. He muted you. He muted you. It would be better for the show.

Well, I think what Hank's saying is it would be better for the show. It, well, I think what Hank's saying is, it would be better for the show if the Phillies lost later in the playoffs. Yeah, the World Series would be better. Also a great call by Brian Anderson. Yes. Oh, fuck Brian Anderson. What?

He's just a, the fact that the Braves play on TBS every fucking post, he's in his bullshit. He's a pro. No, he's not, he's a piece of garbage. Oh no, he's a pro. No, he's not he's a piece of garbage Oh, no, the owner is the owner of the braves owns TVS He's right. Okay, but he's a yes He's boss is the voice of the Box who charges checks always is Milwaukee Brewers and TVS

He is neutrals a com to have the have the owner of the team sign your checks. He's neutral There's no way no he's not on the MLB for having. Yes, it is. Yes, I told him. Yes, what? No, I mean, that, no, he should recuse himself. He should. Yeah, absolutely.

All right, other series. Wait, wait, I have, I have a couple Photoshop suggestions for Max. Okay. On Blupper, I know that you're fighting that war. We have a great one cooking up. I mean, I'm done with them. Blupper got the best of you last night though. He was Twitter face out.

The sole patch was out there. He was coming at you pretty hard. What about, what if it's Blooper, and he's in the limo with shrug night? Oh, and down the Vegas strip. Oh, photos taken seconds before disaster. What about Blooper riding in the back of JFK's limo? Oh, Blooper, Blooper takes, Blooper takes fictional death threats very seriously.

Yeah, he does. What if Blooper's head over Bud Dwyer's face with a lot of paper bag in the praise car? Like he literally, like he's glossing over like that's just like so silly to be like dude it's a fake death threat. Yeah. It's a good point. What? I don't know what that means. It's a bad point. You're getting it. It's a fair point by

Hank. I like this booth because I have other series other series. The diamond backs went into Los Angeles and won two games. Dan Herron's Diamondbacks. I only think I fear is that if the Dodgers lose again They're 100% gonna get the rules changed to make it so that the Dodgers can be like automatically in the NLCS Because it'll be back to back years it'll be bad. It'd be very bad But I'm rooting for the Diamondbacks. They're fun. Yeah, that was a fun game to watch Tommy Pham said batten third for them. Yeah And then the Orioles are dead. Also a WL Evan Longori on that team. Yes. Yes. The Orioles are dead. Fun season. But that was a

very bad way to go out. Yeah, it's tough, tough for Baltimore, tougher camped in yards. It is nice seeing, it's nice seeing playoff baseball back in Baltimore. Yeah, but you'd rather have, you'd rather not get swept and that was fun fact So it's seven to one right now on the bottom of the seventh This will be the first time the Orioles get swept all year Time to have that that's what you never know what could happen though Yeah, never know what could happen and then I'm fearful that the Astros are by as bad the the Astros are just back Because they kick the shit out of the twins the the Astros are just back because they kicked the shit out of the twins.

So it's two to one now, two to one now. And so the twins have an elimination game on Wednesday after. So then then we're looking at the battle of Texas, battle of Texas. And we got to be Rangers fans. Yeah, the battle of Texas is going to be all Southern CS, battle of Texas and then Arizona versus Atlanta. At all the a's. South is back

Axis no, he's he's like deep into trying to find some Max is the king of like 10 minutes after be like what I wanted to say He's gets his thoughts about next question gets his thoughts. Yes, PFT. Do the Braves fans sing along to their their walk up songs when the batters come up to the plate? No, Braves fans were dead. They were doing the job. The job. Yeah, SPP was doing you want to talk about that? I'm doing the job on on a digital people's day. Oh, that's a good. Oh, good. Yeah, then your pocket. All right. Yeah, cause they took that day from

you Max is an Italian. I saw a lot of sopranos clips yesterday and I didn't know that I was an Italian I'm supposed to be pro Christopher Columbus but I learned that from Tony soprano yesterday yeah so playoff baseball has been great should we talk some college football should we do some college football talk boys let's discuss before we get to college football a quick word from our friends at the Farmers dog The results of switching your dogs food from kibble to fresh can Seem like magic when a senior dog starts acting like a puppy again and the pickiest the feeders can't wait for dinner time

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It was the Patriots at the Las Vegas Raiders. We're taking NFL are comfortable. No, I'm just saying all losses just losses losses I don't think regular Susan counts for any of them. Well, this was a regular season loss. I'm saying but all all real bad losses are playoff losses This is a regular season loss. Yeah, the worst way to lose a game. This is definitely up there. I'd say top two probably number one Not taking in the 35 seconds left in the game. 36 seconds. The game is one. Yeah. Game is over. Pitcher's game was tied. The game is over. It's a worse that they lost.

It does. What does it? I like, I watch that clip so many times and I still couldn't comprehend what was going on. Because not only did they not take a knee when they could have and the game would be over, they fumbled. And yes, I think his arm was down, but you should have taken a knee so you should never have that happen Georgia Tech goes down the field in two plays Winds the game and I know Miami probably wasn't gonna go to the college football plan

But they were undefeated and they had everything in front of them and now I don't know what like How do you bounce back from that? I think the two biggest well the biggest loss of the weekend is Prevent defense. Yes. Prevent defense took a major L this week. Oh, yeah. And we always talk about how stupid it is. Run your normal defense. Obviously, you'll have to put in like a nickel back

or an extra guy in the secondary just to cover, you know, the threat of the downfield pass. But when you go so soft with everything, you just get steamrolled. It happened in this game at the very end, when they had no time left basically on the clock, it happened in the Red River shootout, excuse me, the Red River S out,

where Oklahoma just marched down the field on Texas, just wide open guys running rough, you know what, they were running rough shot in the secondary on Saturday. The only thing that it prevents you from is winning yep and it was the red river rivalry was in it always delivers i know there's some years where it's a blow out but the chaotic nature of that game is so out of it like it's just so much fun when yours comes out throws two interceptions i think you complete like

nineteen a row after that uh... and, and Oklahoma, like Brent Venables, that was his statement I have arrived. Uh, forget Lincoln Riley. We can stop being petty about Lincoln Riley leaving, like Brent Venables got you a defense. Got you. They won you that game. They should win the, the big 12 regular season,

meet Texas again in Dallas. But yeah, that shark lost that game. When he ran the ball on 39 to try to to settle for a field And then went into prevent defense and let Oklahoma just go right down the field Stark also temporarily won the game when I think they tried to ice Texas as kicker And then Stark just went out and started joking with the kicker He told I I want to know what was said to him because he like told him a funny joke and the kicker started to laugh. Stark, Stark started to laugh, slapped him on the ass and out there. Dude splits the uprights on a long fuel goal. Looked like

Texas had won the game and then the boys just played so deep in coverage, got roasted and then yeah, the golden cowboy hat. One, one of the more underrated trophies in sports. I think it hurts to put on. Yeah, it fit really well and Charlie strong. Yes. He had a really shiny, lubed up head that was on. Yes, he did. But yeah, I think it would probably hurt to put on. But yeah, Oklahoma played a good game.

Both teams played good until the very end and it was a fun game to watch. The game's always crazy. We also had two statement wins from Georgia and Michigan. So Michigan has not really played a ton of great teams yet. James Franklin actually is getting spicy, which I like. So James Franklin had a quote today where he said, let me pull it up. He said, there's a team in this conference that's buying out a ton of game contracts to go in another direction. You got to do whatever you possibly can to give yourself a chance to be undefeated.

Just getting that shit talk going right now. Michigan, like absolutely demolished Minnesota. PJ Flex said it was the best football team he's ever played against in his 11 years of coaching, which is a great spend zone to have if your coach gets your ass kicked. Incredible, incredible. And that was like, it was over instantly.

I think that'd have picked six, like 10 seconds in the game. And Georgia, which was so classically Georgia and also Kentucky, because like, oh, Kentucky going into Georgia, Kentucky's looking good. Georgia just completely demolished from Brock Bowers, Heisman, very much alive. Jayden Daniels also could very well win the Heisman. So I didn't get to watch that game.

What was the stat line that Brock put up? Brock had like 120-year-ish yards in a touchdown. 132. He's 7132 in a tuddy. Just keeping it in the back of your head. There's a way that Brock could get at least in the Heisman final discussion. I think Jaden Daniels also could be in the Heisman because that LSU defense is so bad, so every game has to be a shootout.

But yeah, Georgia and Michigan both look very impressive in a year where we're like, who's the best team, who's the best team, and Alabama. Boys, we might have buried them a little early. Look at this. I'm actually gonna go, I'm gonna reverse everything we said a couple weeks ago after the USF game and they almost lost that game.

Is this Nick Sabin's best coaching job? I think Nick Sabin deserves a contract for life. Is this the best coaching job? I don't, he doesn't really have a quarterback, Jalen Milro. Well, he gets so through the deep ball. He throws a great, great ball. It's going to be great when Tennessee plays Alabama. It's going to just be run, run, deep ball, run, run, deep ball, because neither quarterback can throw the intermediate stuff. Yeah. After the Texas Alabamaama game i put a few well actually at half time of the text is alabama game i put a future on texas to win the nati and i put a

future on alabama to win the nati ice just in case alabama somehow inverted back to being alabama so ironically my line on alabama winning the national championship was really, really juicy. Now I'm rooting for Alabama. I mean, they, so they have a couple big games left. They have to go to Auburn for the iron bowl. They have to play Tennessee at home. I think they have to go to Kentucky and they have LSU as well at home.

So it's like, there's some big times games coming up. But Alabama has found something like we are a defensive team and Jalen Milro just does enough with the deep ball in his feet and that was also just a classic Chimbo fisher like you need to win that game if you're Jimbo fish You have to win that game and they don't win that game and now Texan M fans are back to buy out Jimbo and all this stuff and Yeah, I like Alabama. It's just so funny. Like I we we overreact to everything here, but it could be next savings best coach and job. I like that. Let's run with that one. And then and looking ahead to the matchups this weekend. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Morgan Washington, Oregon, Washington, USC Notre Dame. Is it? Have

they announced where game days going? Probably Oregon, Oregon, Washington. That makes sense. USC Notre Dame, UCLA, Oregon State. Yeah, actually a sneaky good. Notre Dame USC Miami, UNC. Yes. We've got great games. James Madison, Georgia, Southern. That's a huge one.

Master. You're forgetting the probably the biggest shootout game in the world. Rivalry game, you mean? Yeah. I will Wisconsin. Scal. I Wisconsin. Skull. Yeah, Iowa.

Iowa didn't complete a pass to a wide receiver last week. That's very important. They have their backup quarterback in. He's bad. But this Iowa Wisconsin game is going to be especially like true, sicko, big 10. I can't wait to watch it. I got a question for you about Iowa football. They get great tight ends.

They're tight in university. They've generally got good offensive line play. Why don't they just have all their good tight ends? Because they've got the depth. Why don't they just have their tight ends play wide receiver? They should. They should also just punt on first down

because their special teams is elite. Yeah. That's really where they, like, their special teams is always elite. Yeah. I like the where they, like their special teams is always elite. Yeah. I like the idea of having an all tight end offense. Yeah. All tight end offense.

There also was a report, total viewing of college football across all networks is up 12% this year, and up 28% over the last five years. Wow. So the Deon effect. I think that's maybe a little Deon, but it turns out maybe

letting college football players market themselves and Transfer and a little bit of parity in the in the landscape. Mm-hmm. Maybe that actually isn't the war Maybe that maybe the NIL isn't the death of college football either that or America's getting smarter and we're watching more football Well, I really do think it's like players get to stay longer because now they can make money. Players get to market themselves so we know who these players are more than like, you know, most, I think there's an NCAA rule like freshman can't talk to the media and all this stuff. Like the fact that players can actually we can put a face to their name now and they're out in front of it. Like it might be good for the sport. Who would have thought?

So I just looked at something. you're probably right about that. The on definitely is part of it. The divorce rate in America is going up significantly since COVID. Okay. That means that there's more dudes with Saturdays to spend with the boys. It's true. Watching college football. Saturdays are for the boys. They are. They all know that. That's a fact. But yeah, college football is alive and thriving and everyone doing the hand-wanging a few years ago that it was dead and it was never going to be the same.

Turns out you're watching more. So all the people said they were never going to watch. We know you're watching. Yeah, that's a fact. Okay, should we get to hot seat cool throne and then our great interview with Ryan Fitzpatrick Hank has to go take a shit. P. Are you sure? Yeah.

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skittles and other items listed. It is forcing the manufacturers to change the formula to remove the harmful additives listed. So it's fucking Bloomberg. It's like yeah yeah it's like for local like it is it's not fully banned but they're basically just taking out the good stuff it's actually worse so they're banning uh... brawminated vegetable oil that's my favorite thing in the world they can take that for my wet slippery hands potassium bromate also a fan favorite. Bromate? Bromate, potassium bromate, that's for the boys.

Yes. Propol paraben and red dye number three. Are we our propol paraben? Yeah, and red dye number three. That's everything. We should make t-shirts. You can take my propol paraben over my, yeah, you can come and have it. Come and take it.

And try this in a small time. You're gone. Try this in California. Take my purple parabane. Yeah, it's basically, it's like going to like Europe or something and like the candies and like, we can go to the stuff.

Oh, that's food sucks in Europe. Yeah. Isn't that like the whole thing that like Europe doesn't put all this shit in their food and that's why Europeans are in better health? They're candy sucks Anybody knows anything about French people. It's they've got terrible food. Yeah, no, there's a lot of shit in our food I think we don't realize yeah the red dye sucks bad butt like I'm not gonna eat the bugs

I just want to say that right just band the candy if that's the case This is a message for Gavin Gavin Newsom and you're fucking little parties of French laundry I'm not eating the bugs. Shout out Jack Mac. Yeah. Jack Mac is the first one to tell me that they're going to try to get us to eat the bugs. We won't eat the bugs. Do you ever eat in bugs?

No, I won't. I've eaten crickets. You see? You're part of the problem. I am. I'm a big part of the problem. I said this podcast as a statement, I think. It's cricket flower and it was chocolate chip cookies.

We all need to stand right now and say we're not going to eat bugs. I'm not gonna eat bugs. I'm not gonna eat the bugs No, Jake or you can eat the bugs never acts we eat the bugs. I certainly will not okay. We're not gonna eat the bugs I love that that they're trying to get us eat bugs It's my favorite deep state theory Okay run out of food my My other hot seat was live golf. Oh, the official golf world ranking has chosen to just ignore live golf as a as a real sport or league. Yeah. So live golf players are not going to be able to qualify for majors and things like that. It's tough when you have players winning majors. Out of problem for Brooks. Yeah. Pretty much he's like the Peter

U lines of the world. Who's not crazy? He's the fouries. Who else is on the team? Dustin Johnson, Patrick Reed, Papras. Okay, yeah. It's a problem for them when you have live golf players that are winning majors to then say that the tour that they play on

doesn't produce players that are good enough to compete majors. Like logically, that doesn't make a lot of sense. It's a fact. That's a fact. Remember how about with the merger? It's common. That's a fact. That's a fact. Remember how about the merger? It's common. Yeah. So the talk of the sports world.

They just did it. And then they're like, yeah, it's coming. Don't worry. We're totally going to merge. PFT or hot sea cool throne. My hot seat. Would you not have a cool throne? It was debates.

We're totally sorry. I forgot. That's good. That was good. What's your debates? Aaron Rodgers and Travis Kelsey. Oh, okay. Where do you sit on that? I got the flu shot today. Oh, yeah, yeah, Hank and I did. That's good. That's good. Max and get it.

No, I probably should have. Yeah, it wouldn't solve anything. No, you had the flu for six months. I feel pretty good this. I I just thought about that. Maybe it's something Chicago. Oh, I haven't been coughing at all. Oh, you might be allergic. Maybe it's that it could be something that off. It's definitely in that. Yeah, 100%. Once we get to the once we get to the new office, I allergic to malignant max real real dad joke terrible joke that I love to do every time I get the flu shot Thanks, I'll be say this I was like you guys think you nailed it this year Because they have to guess the strain and the guy was low. Okay, the guy was like Yeah, I think we got a good one like okay cool. I didn't know that that was the thing

I didn't know it was a guess yeah It was the there's like a few and they they have to like what if you wait until later on in the season then can they update and they know this one? I don't know if they update it but yeah there's a chance that they I got a shot today that does absolutely nothing. All right congrats. Yes. Still from do. There you go Hank. My hot seat is literally hand warmers. So I got a DM yesterday. I have no idea how we did not know this on the podcast. This is from coach night He DM me. Did you know I'll be night? I don't know. I don't know who it was But did you know who invented the hand warmer? Hitler

Mark Davis Whoa the owner of the Las Vegas Raiders and you got rich invented the hand warmer No, I got rich because he was the son of Al Davis. So good old fashioned way. Yeah, exactly hard work. Mark Davis developed the muff in 19, that's what they called it, was a muff initially. In 1986, that's not a bonk, that's a bonk on you for thinking that muff.

Mark Davis and muff. So Mark Davis, there was some Mark Davis and muff on TV last night too. Yes. He invented in 1986 for use by professional football teams So Mark Davis, there was some Mark Davis and Muff on TV last night. Yes. He invented in 1986 for use by professional football teams and that year, Davis began to market them for the fans. They cost about $30 when they first were introduced to the market. And yet, it was reported the New York Times. Mark Davis invented the hand warmer. Did you, that's insane.

I don't know about. Look it up. You don't think skiers were using this before? Look it up, Hank. You got a patented. Did you see Mark Davis playing slots at the airport? Wait up for his girlfriend to show up? Yep. She looks awesome.

Yeah. Like a fun hang. Fun hang. A Ryan Thee? Is that her name? Yes, she's an Australian singer. Oh, okay. Good for him. Oranthee, yes. Good for you, she's an Australian singer. Oh, okay. Good for her. We're in the

Yes. Good good way. David's Mark Davis polls. Yeah, dude. And that's a king move to just be sitting there waiting Who doesn't want to get greedy at the airport? Yeah, well your boyfriend just I thought they're only through security Slots he doesn't have to go no it can go through he can walk wherever he wants No, there's some there's some down in back security baggage claim to think they're you have to hit the slots in Vegas on your way out after that's that's the best move Because you never know that's your last chance. It's facts. Yeah, Mark Davis invented the hand warmer It's awesome. So it's better than Bobby Valentine and about Nietzsche, Matoba. I don't know much about Nietzsche Take me philosophy. Well, was he American? Does that matter?

Yeah. I don't know. All right. Well, if he wasn't American, then he didn't invent it. That's how he invented hand and foot. Warmer was first planted by Jonathan T. Ellis of New Jersey in 1891. Mark Degas invented the world. Handwarmer.

If you look it up, it's in the new york times one would be different and warmer mark davis's name is nowhere to be found no pft no i'm looking in the i'm literally looking right now i'm looking at twitter do you trust x all com yes one hundred percent x dot com you know what my favorite fun fact about mark davis is that nineteen eight sixteen invented the muff style hand warmer

it's the muff style hand it's not the new york times it's a twits a twitter account and the new york no the new york times is first we're talking about two different kinds of hand warmer sank you're talking about the ones that you put in your pocket i'm talking about the ones that like quarterbacks where oh all the football on football ones

at it art is invented that we need jack mac to make a tick-tock and that'll be fact Okay, it's it's a fact right now But we'll wait for confirmation. I like it My cool throne is sign-filled. Oh Jerry sign-filled is teasing a sign-filled reboot or at least an update to the last episode Because I think he's upset with how I did last episode. I actually didn't mind it There's no good way to end that series. I like how they brought everyone back. What was it?

Yeah, they brought everyone back and it's a show that ultimately didn't have that much of a plot to it. Nothing really changed. And then that's the only way that they can end it. It would be impossible to do a last episode. Imagine us doing a last episode. We couldn't do it. You couldn't pull it off.

It would be good. No one would like it. No. Well, it would just have to be like me and Big Cat saying all the stuff that would get us thrown off the airwaves, thrown off the internet. Only way people would like, yeah, you'd, and then you'd have to die. And then people like, well, yeah, it would have to enjoy the last one because we're never getting another one. The last episode would actually just be the sound of a fire. This is the, 76 million people watch the Sun Pill finale. It's pretty good.

It's insane. So, of course, 30 million probably liked it. Yeah. That's a lot. So, of course, they're going to try to reboot it and bring it back That's pretty good. That's insane. So of course, you're already million probably liked it. Yeah. That's a lot. So of course, they're going to try to reboot it and bring it back. I don't know what else they could do with the plot lines in it. Well, they could, you know, what they should do is they should reboot it and it should be based on Larry Davin and he gets into like awkward like exchanges all the time. That's a good idea.

Yeah. So that he, you know, George from Seinfeld is actually like very close base to Larry David. Yeah. We didn't know that. We didn't know that. Or Jerry, you know, that, did Larry David play George Steinbrunner? No. He didn't. No. He also played the man wearing the cape on the sidewalk that Mr. Kiss Tanzas all one time as Larry David. They tried, Larry David had, they had George Steinbrrenner and they were trying to get him to like do the lines and he couldn't do it well enough and they were just like, well, we should have Larry David do it.

And knocked out of the park. Yeah, respectfully. No disrespect. They should have they should have Jerry dating Julia Louis Dreyfus's daughter. Oh, picking her up from high school. Yeah, Central Park. Yeah, that'd be good. And like isn't Kramer. Yeah, no, he's yeah,

oh, yeah, so Kramer can't like, can't make remake that show without Kramer. Could you bring Kramer back? That's what I'm asking. Probably you should get him on wake up, Menzie. Probably not bring him back. Yeah. All right, wait, was that your cool turn? That was my cool turn. I watch it. way was that your cool turn? That's my cool turn. That was your cool turn. I'm I watch it. I'd want everyone to watch it. Yeah, we don't watch it. Okay, my hot seat is LeBron James. So they did a executives blind poll for the NBA upcoming NBA season. Bunch of questions who did the best in the off season, who you know best defender, all the stuff. They had a poll. Which player would you want taking a shot with the game on the line? Number one was Steph Curry. Number two was Kevin Durant. Number three was Damien Lillard. Number four was Jimmy Butler. Number four tied was Yokech. Also receiving votes. Luca Kyry Irving.

LeBron James wasn't there. Interesting. No playoff P. Ears. But Jason Taylor. That's a little too much. Playoff P. The patient's Tate him. Playoff P says that he's going to be back on his bully shit this year. Oh, far out of the reminder stuff. For real. Yeah, so we're going to check in to see if he's back on his bully shit.

Bullyshit. But yeah, LeBron getting left off that list. That seems personal. Yeah, it does. He's going to have to use that. He's going to go to zero dark 30. Yep. And then my cool throne is tight ends for the Dallas Cowboys.

So we predicted this obviously on Sunday. It was right. We shouldn't get credit for predicting this because it was just a fact that we were stating. But Jerry Jones was going to go on radio and say something ridiculous. And guess what, Jerry Jones went on radio and said something ridiculous.

On 105.3, the local Dallas radio station. I think we even predicted the radio station. Yeah, right. They asked them about getting CD lamb more involved and Jerry Jones said I don't know about that. I like seeing the ball go to tight ends. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh Your star wide receiver that is a mismatch Nope Let's go tight ends. Jerry love Jason Witten. Jerry's been searching for Jason Witten since he went back into robot form

and elevated up into the booth. He misses Jason. He misses just like a big strong guy that's not gonna run away from anybody that'll get like 110 catches and just park his ass down one yard past the first down line. He has one of my guy, Jake Ferguson. Jake Ferguson is pretty good. Gary Alvarez's grandson. Yeah, I always forget that. I do not, because it was

mentioned every time was constantly. But yeah, Jerry Jones, he wants to run the Iowa offense. Do it. No, no, why do see verse? Do it. All right, Jake, finish us off. Hotsey hot sea cool throughout my hot seat is the future of certain NFL teams Because you reminded us to do a bleakest draft Oh certain NFL teams on this episode and it felt French for the future of certain NFL teams. Okay All right, I don't know if you guys wanted to do like a rapid fire one or book market for later. So I did a poll Let me try to find it We could do we could do a draft.

Everyone gets, everyone gets speed draft. Two teams. Two teams, speed draft. Jake Go. Panthers. Okay. The New England Patriots. I'll take the Denver Broncos.

I get two. Yeah. All right, I'll go Chicago Bears, Washington for both. It's two picks. What are the commanders, Hank? All right, I'll do the Giants. Hank's being a real dick today. He is. He's hit or hang.

I'm actually going to go with the Green Bay Packers. Oh, I like it. Just strictly based on what we saw in Monday night. Okay, Jake. I'm gonna go with Las Vegas Raiders pick I should have taken the Raiders. All right, so put that a little They beat the Packers you guys just talk for an hour about how good it did, but put that on a Graphic and then have people vote who won the draft. Okay. Yeah. I actually, you know what? The Kansas City Chiefs would be on there. Cause eventually patch were homes were retired.

Well, yeah, future is open ended. Right. Nothing's gonna be as good as patch were home. They could have a Rogers to far, far as a Roger. No one's gonna be as good as patch were home. So it's like, it's, it kinda sucks to be a Chiefs fan. Cause you know eventually he will retire. No, you're still living in the moment right now

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Whoa! Okay, we now welcome on one of our favorite guests, recurring guests. You can see him on Thursday night football, pre and post game, Amazon Prime and at halftime. It is Ryan Fitzpatrick, Thursday night football. You also get to see it this year on Black Friday Chats Dolphin, so it's gonna be great Fits we wanted to start actually I wanted to start with something

You are everywhere you're literally everywhere. You're in a million commercials Is there a part of you that's like hey? Why why wasn't this happening when I was when I was still playing because I feel like Your star has gotten bigger and I wanted more respect for you as a player. Uh, no, I think I think the timing's just right because people didn't want me to be advertising pizza and betting and then have a horrible game. Like, why did we pick this guy? So I think it's a little bit easier now that I can't really screw up that bad. I just get to talk about stuff.

And then after it happens, just like we talked about last time I was with you guys, you just deny that you ever set it or you move on and you make another outrageous take and you just hope that it happens. Like me picking the bears, by the way, against the commanders, it felt pretty good about on Thursday night, sorry, BFT.

Yeah, it was kind of messed up. I took that personal, but I would have done the same thing. I actually did pick the barriers to be the commanders, tried to reverse jinx myself, didn't work. So you mentioned, you know, if you were still playing that you wouldn't want to be all over TV, you got to ask right off the bat, have the New York Jets given you a call this year? No, I am done and I've always thought about, you know, if I were to return Roger Gidele's face, me say throwing a touchdown for the Jets and then my Draft Kings promo coming up, you know, with all the issues we've had with the NFL and gambling.

Yeah. I think that would be interesting to see what he would do about that. Right, so you don't want to come back, but has anybody tried to get you back? No, I'm not going to pull the RG3, you know, there was a mysterious, no, I am officially done, haven't fielded any phone calls in the last year and a half, two years. So you've been doing this now for over a year. I think we gave you some media training when you first started. You had your first moment, I think, where a player was like, hey, why'd you say that about me with our friend, Jared Goff, our personal friend, who we love.

Do you regret calling him a poor man's mat Ryan because he did credit to Jared. He got you right away. He was just like, I'm a poor man's what? Do you know much money that guy's made? He's not poor. Yeah. No, he's not poor. It was a good moment, you know, and good for Jared to do that.

I knew you were going to ask me this. I'm going to like paraphrase what I said. He's really good. He's really good. Okay. I just wrote it down. Okay. I was talking to Tony.

I said, he reminds me a lot of your former QB. Maybe a poor man's Matt Ryan. And then Sherm gives the sheesh. And I said, look, it's not a slight on him. That's a great quarterback. That's a great quarterback. I said, Jared's great at the play action. He's great when he give him time.

Get after him a little bit. Speed up his clock. My last thing that I said, he's great at the play action. He's great when he give him time. Get after him a little bit, speed up his clock. My last thing that I said, he's playing great right now. He's a guy that's resilient. And I root for a guy like that. So then the PR team for Detroit says, hey, Jared, gets called you a poor man. And he just kind of got after me and good for him.

I love that he did. But I'm this whole thing got twisted because I'm actually a fan of Jared Dough. I just did some disrespect Matt Ryan. It doesn't, it doesn't sound like you're a fan of him, we're fans of him, we would die for him. To realize a qualifier is he's there. Like when he's got time, or right now, right now,

on play action. Who's a better quarterback? I mean Matt Ryan had a longer career. Let's say eight years into Matt Ryan's career you take it Matt Ryan or Jared Jared go off no question great it's pretty it's pretty easy for us because if we're friends with someone we will just say that they're we will never the kids yeah the key to doing it if you become really good friends with someone and they have a bad game or bad couple couple of games, you just pretend those games didn't exist and you never

address the problem. And then you have people call you a coward and then you say, well, when he plays well, I will talk about how great he is. Who would you take as your quarterback, Blake Bordles in his prime or Jared Dawg? I would shoot myself in the head before I made that decision. I couldn't do that to either one of them. Yeah, smart. Yeah.

All right, so let's talk about the league right now. In this season, I feel like we're starting to get that to that point in the season where we're starting to figure out who the great teams are and everything's starting to level out. Right now, I made this statement. I want to hear what you have to say. Will you give me your top four teams in the NFC? I'm glad you started with that because the AFC is just a shit show. Yeah. Yes.

We can't figure that one out San Fran. Okay, obviously. Yeah Philadelphia. Yeah to undefeated teams my boy Jared Goff and his Lions could answer No, I'm gonna throw them up there because I love the way he plays. I think he's a great leader, great quarterback. Right now. Right. And play actually.

Let's see. You guys going to have to help me. This is tough. This is the fourth best team in the NFC. Yeah. I mean, the Bears are on a one game winning streak. Fact true. Fact.

They've won the most games you can possibly win in week five. Yeah. Let me just let me make sure I don't screw this up. Can you guys fill some time here? Well, I'll tell you why. I asked you the four teams because this is where the cliff goes. It really is those three teams feel like they're ahead of everyone else.

You and finding that for what team is going to be a very interesting question. Well, you want to say Dallas, but I would say, I'm going to say Seattle. Okay. Okay. I think I'm going to say Seattle. Yeah. I think it was between Seattle, Dallas, and I actually think the box weirdly, like I know I do a thing where if there's a buy week, I just forget that they exist. Like I don't even know, you know, like you just forget, hey, they're actually playing football, but the box, well, I mean, your former team, do you believe in the box and what Baker's doing? Because we're rooting for Baker, especially the redemption arc. It feels like the box have a little bit more

to them than just one of those like middle of the pack teams. They could, they could make some noise. Yeah. And I would say to my former coach from a different franchise, Todd Bowles. I just think he's so aggressive. He's got that defense playing so well. And then you look at the NFC South, who's gonna make it out of there? They are gonna start beating each other up a little bit, but I like Tampa, man. I do, and I root for Baker.

Poor man's. Hmm. Who could he be? Baker Mal. I think, you know what? Like Baker, Baker's great because we had him last year on Thursday night. That was when he was in L.A. for 36, 48 hours. Yeah. He stepped off the plane.

You know, didn't have the greatest game, but what do you expect? And then all of a sudden, he gets the ball at the end and then drive it down and be Vegas on the last second touchdown. So I have a question real quick about Baker specifically because you and Baker, maybe not the same quarterback, but I think you have one of the same qualities and you can tell me how important this is for a locker room. Baker's a tough motherfucker. Like you can tell that he's a tough guy and teammates respect that. Is that when it comes to quarterback play, how high on the list does that

matter for your team in the locker room? Obviously playing great quarterback is number one, but that toughness and everyone looking to you being like, hey, he's the quarterback position gets totally differently. You know, sometimes it's a little soft, but having a tough guy there, how much does that play into the team like building around him? I would say when you bounce around a lot, when you go from team to team, that's something that wins you instant respect. And so for a guy like Baker that the last few years has bounced around locker rooms for him to show up and for them to see that and for them to see the fight in him every week like that that wins over locker room

And that's why you know whether he stays in Tampa or not as he continues to maybe bounce around He's gonna have the respect of his teammates everywhere he goes. Yeah, week one I saw against the Vikings He put his head down on a couple runs that he didn't have to finish he could have gone out of bounds He could have slid and he was initiating contact. Kind of like you used to do when there's, you see the smallest defensive back on the team and you're like, yeah, I'm about to get my highlight real clip right now.

I'm gonna run at that guy. He weighs 170 pounds. Baker was initiating contact and his teammates were just loving it. They were loving everything he was doing. At that point, I was like, I think Baker's the leader of this team. It's been cool to see him come back a little bit

because people wrote him off for a while. Cleveland wrote him off, certainly. Here's a little bit because, you know, people wrote them all for a while. Cleveland wrote them off certainly. Here's another little media tip for you though. What we can do is we can do Ryan Fitzpatrick's top four quarterbacks and you're going to leave off a really good quarterback in your top four quarterbacks and then people are going to get very mad at you for disrespecting their guy. So top four quarterbacks this year. All right. I'm just going to look at all the team. So I don't, I mean, the Patrick Mahomes. Okay. Say I could. Josh Allen. Okay. Uh huh. Well, Patrick Mahomes got out to

with my Zach Wilson. I've got two more. Uh huh. I'm going to go with, oh, people are going to be furious. Tua and Brock birdie. No jail. No, I like your Brock birdieertie take because we've been saying for the last couple of weeks. It's time to say that Brock Pertie is just really good at football. It's like the system helps. We, but he's really good. But we've all been waiting for the, yeah, but he's going to have a bad game here.

He's going to fall off the cliff. Like it hasn't happened. He's an absolute machine. And when you're watching Brock Pertdy, can you explain to us because it's crazy to me that there still is this disconnect that people are like, oh, well, the Niners are so goddamn good at anyone. Yeah, probably you could drop a lot of quarterbacks in there and have success. But Brock Purdy fits perfectly with that team and he's playing such great football right now. Why can't people just accept that?

I don't know. I mean, it is like, look at this. Look at it. I mean, Traylant struggled in that system, right? He got a chance. They didn't love Jimmy. Jimmy played well in that system. But when you walked Brock Pretty Play, how many throws does he miss?

Not many. And the other thing is the processing ability of him read one read to read three every time he makes a decision to scramble outside the pocket like the guy is almost perfect and the way that he thinks about the game and his mind just computes what's happening. So it's an amazing thing. Yes, it's easy to play quarterback when you can throw a screen pass and it goes for 50 yards or you can hand the ball up and you're getting 10 yards of run, but for 50 yards or you can hand the ball up and you're getting 10 yards of run. But this guy is throwing the ball down the field. It's not check down best. Like we see with some of these other quarterbacks get to 70% 68% completion. The students throw on the ball down the field and he's so accurate with the football. It's perfect for what Shanahan needs in that offense. Yeah, I think the processing is

the part that people can't comprehend because we want to see the big throws. We want to see the crazy wild plays. But like the ability to think the game is it doesn't always show up on the film. And he he's just playing so well. I don't understand why people can't give him that credit. This is also what I keep saying about the kid. Think about last year, he was the four-string quarterback behind Nate Sudfeld. Do you know how many reps the four-string quarterback gets? None. The third string, not many. So like he was battling. We had him in their last preseason game where it was like,

gosh, is he going to make the team or not? They just gave Nate Sudfeld $2 million. And they essentially liked him enough that they're like, you know what? We'll keep him on the team as a three. But like he didn't get any reps last year Right, and then he came in and won all those game and won those playoff games It's unbelievable what he's doing and we have to point to maybe Iowa state in his career there and all the games that he played but him up here He's on a different level than most other quarterbacks in the league. We should talk also about the UCL surgery he had. He came back better after that.

It's kind of crazy. It's like rookie of the year. Mm-hmm. I agree. I mean, if you get stuck like this, now I will say he doesn't have the strongest arm. And that's another thing that you point to his maturity. One of the biggest things about quarterback play is like knowing your strengths and weaknesses. And that was probably one of my biggest things about quarterback play is like knowing your strengths and weaknesses.

And that was probably one of my biggest issues over my career. I didn't have any weaknesses in my mind. So, you know, that's... Yeah. But Brock knows his weaknesses. He knows his strengths. He knows he's good at. And he knows that he can't throw the ball 70 yards.

So he's not trying to make some of those plays that you'll see Josh or Herbert or some of those strong arm guys make. Yeah. So you brought up not knowing your own weaknesses. You were a little bit of a gun slinger, brings me my next question. We had this debate on Sunday. CJ Straussman phenomenal, hasn't thrown an interception, broke the record, five games, rookie, no interceptions. But at one point, does he need to throw an interception so that people like us aren't being like he doesn't take the risks? Is there such thing as a good interception so that people like us aren't being like he doesn't take the risks? Is there such thing as a good interception so that people can't be like well?

He's he's clearly not taking any risks like I was saying I want him to throw an old-fashioned like cutler Interception triple coverage try to throw a 3000 miles an hour and have it be picked Well even even in the bills Jaguars game and Josh has done this a couple times this year. It's third and fifth year. Right. And he makes the throw to digs all the way down to the five yard line. It turns into a punt basically, but it gets picked off. You know, that's that's the kind of stuff. Like those are okay. You don't need to to fear throwing an interception like that. But I'll tell you what, like he, it's he's not just checked down best either. He puts the ball down the field.

And when you talk about guys that just look pretty when they're throwing the football, the way that that thing comes out of his hand, effortless, like stroude, stroude is unbelievable. Just like total combat in quarterback, when you look at him, everything is perfect. And, you know, I was surprised, I know we can second guess now and we'll see what happens 10 years down the road but I was surprised he wasn't the first. Yeah well Bryce Young ordered scallops and a salad and that very much impressed Tapper the owner of the Panthers. I see that. Yeah that's why he went with Bryce Young. Let's get to the AFC and we'll do your teams in the AFC before you one more question though about my commanders. You are watching in football team legend.

You were a football team for about a quarter of a game. Uh, 15 plays. 15 plays. You've got a deep, your, your roots run deep with that franchise. Uh, Sam Hal has impressed me as being a tough mother fucker too. And he's making some good throws. Uh, do you think that Sam Hal has the opportunity to develop into a good enough quarterback to make the commanders not want to go out and get one in the draft Do you think that Sam Hal has the opportunity to develop into a good enough quarterback to make the commanders not want to go out and get one in the draft next year?

There's no doubt. I think he's already there. Obviously, he has to continue to play consistently, but what they're putting on his plate already at such a young age, I mean, what was the staff? They threw 50 plus consecutive passes in that game. He's tough. He's won over his teammates. He's not afraid to put the ball down the field. He has all of these different elements in a quarterback that you love. Plus, he's accurate. I mean, if you look at his stats, like completion percentage and what they're asking him to do, spreading them all

around of that offense, I really like how his aggressiveness and the enemies aggressiveness kind of marry each other. I think that's going to be a good relationship the next few years, but I'm in on Sam Hau. Part of it, like you said, is the toughness factor, but part of it to he stays like this all the time. When I was talking to guys before the game, that was what they kept saying like you can't like it's almost like he doesn't have a heartbeat, which is a really important thing as a quarterback, just to always stay level, but I'm all in on Sam Howell. I like watching him play. Love it. Fitsy is being brought to you by pardon my cheese steak. Part of my cheese steak has just unleashed a menu that will have your mouth watering in no time.

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All right. The AFC. Let's talk about the AFC. The chiefs, they do enough just so that people can poke holes in them, but they're the chiefs. They're fucking incredible. They'll be there at the end. The Dolphins, your former team, they're playing incredible. You can see them on Black Friday with Amazon Prime. How do you feel about an offensive is this explosive going into later in the season? Is there a point

where you get concerned like, Hey, not every game is going to be able to just have guys running wild teams are going to start adjusting. How does that play out when you see the season going forward? It's just a weird, you know, some of these ASC teams, it's about matchups and division rival reason. We thought we had it all figured out once they scored 70. Miami was the best team in football and they go play Buffalo and lose 48 to 20. And it just, it's a head scratcher. That being said, I mean, a big part of Miami's success later in the year and in the playoffs

that they want to go deep is going to be having home-build advantage. That's going to be a big part for them because it is different once you get into that cold weather. You know, those hits hurt a little bit more. It's a little less of a finesse game, a little more of an old school, rough and tough type game.

So they're going to continue to blow out inferior opponents and then those, you know, when they tough type game. So they're going to continue to blow out inferior opponents. And then those, you know, when they play the bills again, that'll be a big game. But they just got to make sure that they can maintain home build advantage because that's going to be their ticket probably to the Super Bowl. Yeah.

And you're rooting for the bills again this year. I was at a one time thing where you're taking your shirt off going to play off games. Nipples are very, very hard. Yeah, they feel great. I'm definitely, I'm definitely a bills fan. I mean, there's, it's funny. People ask me that all the time.

My team is Buffalo for sure. I also root for individual players. You know, there's, there's plenty of guys that I root for, but Buffalo is definitely my team. What about the Ravens, their game against the Steelers, classic Raven Steelers game, but talk to me about how Lamar plays a game good enough to win and his wide receivers kind of let him down. What does that look like in the locker room, in the meetings room that week, where it's

like the receivers know that if they had made a couple catches that game is like a three score game going in the fourth quarter and there's no chance for the Steelers defense to be able to get them back in the game. It was disappointing to see some of those drops, but it really is it's like the cliche like the week to week. It really is such a week to week proposition. I mean, if you look at the Steelers two weeks ago, it was like, okay, they're done. Officially, they're done. They didn't get after CJ Stroud. They lost a Houston. Then they come back and win that game. What I've said all along about the Ravens is, they're going to be really difficult in the postseason. And the reason why is they're just going to continue to get better on offense. Hopefully something like this, you learn from it and it catapult you and makes you better, but they're a good enough team to where they still have to figure things out with Todd Munkin. Lamar is still figuring things out at his system. Todd's still figuring out Lamar as a quarterback, but they're good enough to where they're going to get to the playoffs.

Their defense is good enough, their run game is good enough. So as they continue to improve throughout the season, they're going to be a really dangerous team at the end of the year. Yeah. I agree that the Ravens always seem like they get better, especially when they get physical and they can just push you around once the weather turns a little bit cold. What about Denver? Can you talk to me about Russell Wilson? Because our take on Russell Wilson, here's our analysis. He stinks. Stinks. He stinks.

Stinks. He sucks. He's ass. He fumbles very funny, though. I love his fumbles. Like when his tiny little legs start to run really fast, but he's not actually moving that fast. And they catch up behind and he drops the ball.

That's funny for us. But from an actual analyst perspective, what has been wrong with Russell Wilson and is it fixable? Well, this is, it's funny, because if you look statistically this year, he's got the touchdowns, he only has two interceptions. Statistically, his QB ratings over 100, but then you take a deeper dive, you look at his relationship with Sean Payton and how already you're getting the eye rolls and all that, but this is two years in a row now. An offensive-minded coach has been brought in for Russ

and it just hasn't really gone well. So I've got a guy that sits to my left Thursday night football in Richard Sherman that has a lot of opinions on Russell Wilson. And I'm sure you're gonna hear some of them on Thursday night, but you know, Russell's first, what was it, 10 years of his career in Seattle, it's hard to take away from the wins and the things that he accomplished. But somebody asked me this the other day, and I think it's true.

If that was a Hall of Fame career, those first 10 years and winning this Super Bowl and all those wins, it does feel like he's playing himself at a consideration the last few years. Yeah. Yeah, it's not been good. This is dumb question because we obviously consume the game as fans and you said earlier it's week to week league. How do you actually do a week to week league in the fact that like if a team loses two games, I'm I basically like that team sucks forever.

And if a team wins one game, like they're back, they're incredible. How do you guys actually compartmentalize and do a week to week leak? And were there times in your career or times when you're covering these teams and talking to these guys, where you can sense like they're still,

they're still hurting from the last week or they're riding high and they're probably not, they shouldn't be riding that high. I think the commanders are a very good example of that from the last week or they're riding high and they're probably not, they shouldn't be riding that high. I think the commanders are a very good example of that to where you don't know what team is going to show up because they're the team that can be Philly last year or take them to overtime this year and they're the team that can look like they don't belong on the field with the bears.

Yeah. And it really is. So there are certain, there are certain teams that are week to week teams, which one am I getting? And that's the impressive thing that I found about Detroit this year is they flipped that switch about Midway through last year to where even the first game of the year on Thursday versus Kansas City,

they didn't play their A game, they beat Kansas City. So Detroit has now flipped this switch to, we need to go out there and play well, but if we don't play well, we can still beat these teams. And some of it is the way they're built. San Francisco, Philly, Detroit, good offensive lines, being able to run the ball. But yeah, the Arizona Cardinals are a prime example

of the team where you're afraid of to play every week Yeah, yeah, just don't know who's gonna show up. Yeah, you know They're sitting at one and four, but they've kind of been in every game and so that's I guess those are good examples of the week to week Are you a touch push guy? I like a good push. Okay. Good I hate the people complaining. I hope you're on our side that it's like, it's a football play that is unstoppable right now, but that's what football is. Find a way to beat it.

I have this argument all the time with Serm, and Serm doesn't love the Tush push, but he's a defensive guy. How do you stop the Tush push? Okay. If the Tush push is going to work 95% of the time, then they're getting the first down. So if it's third and one, they're going to do the push push.

Why are you not taking your biggest defender and having them try to time out the snap count and just blow up the center and the quarterback? Yeah. Worst case scenario, that's a five yard penalty. They get the first down, but the next time they're like, oh my God, this is going to happen again. And Jason Kelsey is going to be like, look, we got to stop calling this play. I don't want to get, you know, my ass blown up every time we get in this formation. There are certain ways that you can probably stop it if you're willing to just give up the first

down. That's right. That's a great idea. That's the best idea. Setting a message. Yeah. You send a message. If you get it right, then you can stop the play legally. If you miss time, it then Kelsey. It's like the same thing when we talk about hitting the quarterback, making them uncomfortable

in the pocket, make Jason Kelsey uncomfortable in the pocket. Yeah, and you guys have seen Troy Paul and Molle back in the day. Anytime he thought it was a quarterback snake, he was jumping over the pile and trying to time it out, whether he was right or not, the quarterback was gonna get hit. Yeah. So it's, to me, that's, that would be my solution if I was a defensive guy.

I could put 12 guys on the field on defense and hope they don't see it. And then if they see it, too many men first down anyways, but maybe you get away with it. Yeah. I like it. We're smart. Yeah, we are smart.

We're very smart. I got a non NFL's question. You, we are smart. We're very smart. I got a Non NFL's question. You went to Harvard. People don't know that but you did wait what? Yeah, no, he went to Harvard the school Yeah, yeah, I attended Harvard. Do you Do you ever wish you went somewhere else when you watch these big football games when you watch like Red River shootout and rivalry and you watch you know these big SEC games or big 10 games. And was there times in the locker room where like guys were, you know, making silly bats or talking shit to each other and you're like, damn, I'm a nerd. I went to Harvard. No one wants

talk to me. Well, I mean, you're not allowed to bet in the locker room as you know. Well, fun bats. You're fun bats. Fun bats. You know, you were the Jersey. I were the Jersey, you know. I will say that so no I never I got my fill in the NFL and I never really thought too much about that but I will say now nobody really cares about Ivy League football but there are a bunch of guys in the Ivy League Harvard in particular they will play there for years. Usually you don't play as a freshman at Harvard but they'll play there for years they'll from Harvard, and then they'll enter the transfer portal, and they'll go play Big Time Football for one year, whether we've had guys at LSU, I don't

know all the universities, I'll talk my head, but seven or eight guys every year now are graduating and going to get their fix of one year big-time football, whether it's offensive line or playing special teams or actually contributing, which is a pretty cool deal. Yeah, so you would you have done that if you had that opportunity? Yeah, because I, you know, I wouldn't, I definitely, if that was available to me, I definitely would have done that, because people said maybe I was going to get drafted, but I didn't know that I was actually going to get drafted, so to be able to go to a big-time school and play for a said maybe I was gonna get drafted, but I didn't know that I was actually gonna get drafted. So to be able to go to a big time school and play

for a year, I think that would have been awesome. Okay, so what school? So we can be like headline, honor, it's Patrick Wood of Cohen here. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. I mean, coming out,

like if I had to pick, like it would have had academic ties to it. So Northwestern, another thing, Stanford, dude. Yeah. It's not too exciting. That's not fun to tell you. Yeah, you got to inert to nerd. What if you got to your state and you just go buck wild?

That would be cool. If Arizona State would have offered me, coming out of high school, I would have gone there, which is like, thank God they didn't offer me. But that was, I grew up like yeah grew up both my parents went to Arizona State I grew up in the Jake Plumber years I was all in yeah but they picked Chad chrysons and another in-state get over me you're the smartest person ever to go to school yeah you could have you could have graduated from Harvard and then gone to Arizona State played football and been like the dean of the whole school while Michael's went there so I mean okay he's the smartest man to ever come out of

Arizona. That's a fact he doesn't need a vegetable. Have you seen him eat a vegetable? I have. I've tried. I've tried to sneak it on his plate. I learned early though, not to not to mess with the vegetable thing. It's it is a fact. He's eating steak. It's incredible. How Michaels is essentially like, I mean, my kids don't like to eat vegetables. He basically is like a four year old in a grown up body where he's like yeah I decided a long time ago. I don't eat vegetables and guess what you can't tell me different. I can go to bed whenever I want. I can eat ice cream whenever I want. You can't hold it so much. My kids now say well how Michael's doesn't need vegetables. What do I say to that? Yeah, it's got a point.

About parsley. What if you sprinkle a little parsley on. What do I say to that? Is that a point? It's about parsley. What if you sprinkle a little parsley on a steak? Does he do that? No, no chance. If it's green, it's, he'll send it back. I love it. I mean, what a dude's dude. That's like, that is everyone's dream.

But can I go my whole life without eating conventional? That's ice cream for dinner and no vegetables. That's the life. I got to do some serious journalism here Ryan There there was a viral moment a couple years ago You were doing an interview and somebody asked you about a water slide and you didn't seem very happy with a question about the water Slide so I'm gonna ask you the same question again And maybe we could just have a conversation about water slides. I like big. Get you like water slides

Love them. I love water So I hit on one. Yeah, I hurt yeah, that's the danger is like it's not it's actually the liability of the water part Right, right. It doesn't fall on you like your employer can't get mad at you if you hurt your But I didn't tell bar stool because I was nervous that they were gonna be like well You can't podcast anymore because you got hurt on a water slide. Yeah, that's a smart idea I think but Ryan has anything like that ever happened to you in the past? Yes, so I guess I'll have to explain myself. So this was like, I was doing the 10 interviews in a day, and this is interview number eight, and it's Dan Leebertard, Levitard, and Stude Gots. They asked me the question. I mean, I ended my career hurting my hip.

So like, is it funny? I don't really joke about it, but it wasn't necessarily in the mood that day. With you guys, now I'm in the mood, one at a first. I had actually had it. So Mike Goldick pulled me into an interview, and Stude Gots was with them. And I was like, Mike, this is just showing you how much I like you because he's here.

Stugots and I worked it out and the line that I gave to him was, it's all water under the slide. So we're good now. But just to what you guys are referring to, somebody called in from a radio station said they saw me with like 10 of my kids at a water slide two weeks before the season started. Okay. I don't know what to tell you. It's like, it's like, it's like Richard gear in the gerbil. Like I don't.

I mean, I don't. Deep down. It lives on Maryland, Manson and the ribs. Yeah. I think what the story was, it was a, it was a radio caller on I think 1067 the fan in DC And they called in saying that they were a lifeguard at Lake Fairfax Waterpark and they saw you there And there was no fact checking done on it whatsoever and then it just kind of you know how sports radio show listeners are There's a if you don't clear fire me as you though because now that I'm thinking about it the voice sounded like your voice

Is there any I would have never. I loved you, Ryan. I wanted to get a full season of Fitzmagic in DC. That was the only thing I was excited about that year. But yeah, I was fine. Well, just steal a word from, yeah, to steal a word from Al Michaels and his famous OJ days. It's completely farcical. It's farcical. Yes. All right. I have one last question. It's a rowback question. RHOBACK.com promo code take 20% off your first purchase. QZips, Polo's, Hoodies, Jagger, shorts, everything. rowback.com promo code take. I saw you talked about this a couple of weeks ago about Zach Wilson.

And maybe I can do it for all the young quarterbacks in the NFL right now. You know, you throw in Justin Fields. Jordan Love has been struggling recently. How hard is it to actually tune out everything that's being said and how much does it affect you if you're playing a quarterback position in a big market where people are talking about you and you're like, I just, you can't escape it.

Yeah, it's really difficult. And, you know, the flip side of that, I was in New York for two years, 2015. We had a great season. We ended up going 10 and 6, unexpected. To be the starting quarterback of a New York football team when things are good, is amazing. Your court side at Madison Square Garden, everybody's patting on the back. Every, there's a certain energy in the city. And then 2016, I had a horrible year and just got to experience how bad it is

in a big city like that. You can escape it. And what you need, a, family to be able to lean on that and Zach and I are two very different people in terms of that. So I have a lot of kids and I don't think he has any. But that quarterback room becomes that much more important. The backup quarterbacks.

I don't know how much Aaron is in and out of the building. Nathaniel Hackett, the quarterback coach, that's like your little safe place where you're insulated from all that noise and you just get to focus and do your best and try to You know play your best game the next week But it's it's very difficult especially now with the younger kids I'm sure the social media part of it and how big that is in their lives like they're seeing everything. I promise they're seeing everything But that's why something like the Rodney Harrison thing where he just went after or was going after Zach Wilson talking to Chris Jones like I think people really

Flipped a little bit now people want to see Zach succeed because it has been so negative towards him And you're kind of happy that he's playing a little bit better now. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I definitely sometimes feel bad Because we add to it. But we also react. I mean, it's entertainment leak. But Justin Fields is another great example. They lost 14 games in a row, right? But you saw the last two weeks, they're still like energy and excitement in that locker room.

And you ask, how could he possibly be showing that excitement and energy on the field? It's because those guys do believe, I went through this a bunch of my career, my first year at the Dolphins in 2019, we lost our first seven games or whatever it was, we were tankin' for two, you know, the first couple games we lost by like a hundred points,

but you start to bond and it's us against the world, that mentality really does come into your mind. And I think the bears are a little bit like that right now because everybody hates either Fluse. Justin Fields isn't the guy. He is the guy. And they're kind of bonding over that negativity and saying, look, nobody believes in us,

but the guys in the locker room, let's go get it. It's a great point that we forget because in all the other sports, it has become commonplace, the tank. You can't tank in the NFL. It's impossible to tank, because everyone's playing for a job. So even when a team looks terrible, they're still going to go out. And yeah, some weeks are going to look worse than others, but you can't tank on a full

season. Yeah, I completely agree. It's a lot more difficult to try to do that in our sport than it is others say basketball or whatever it is others say basketball or whatever it is. But yeah, I think the Bears are a prime example of that. And you know, Caroline is going to be the FIFA ball team. It's a sure two. They just, they've got a tough defense and they'll have a game or two where they figured out. Do you ever feel bad for for me personally that when you were on the dolphins, you didn't

get that two point conversion because if you got that two point conversion, then the Washington football team would have drafted Joe Barrow. And I would be super happy. And I would be a winner. And I would just be, I would be cool. Do you ever think about that play? Like, you really fucked me on that one, Ryan. Yeah.

I didn't love the play call. I'm not going to lie when it came in. That two point play. I didn't love the play call. So I don't know. You can blame me. You can blame others. It's all good. My life would be so good. Yeah, your life would be a lot. But I, you know what though? I was getting grief from Miami fans too now about because

we played Sinsi that year and ended up beating Sinsi in overtime. Yeah. And so there was a lot of grief that way too. And now I think they're pretty happy about Tuah. Yeah. You're really the sliding doors moment for the, for the, for the career of Tua and Joe burrow. Like they're directly tied to you, Ryan. Yeah. Well, what about Sam Hall? And we could throw him in there too, right? Cause there would be no Sam Hall if there was a Joe.

That's very true. That's a great point. Maybe no Josh Harris. I think we just say if we got Joe, if we got Joe burrow, yeah, dance night or we would not be sold. Thank you, Ryan. Yeah. So we thank you. Wow. We just made your case for the Hallfinn.

You cannot tell the story of football without Ryan Fitzpatrick. Thank you, guys. Yeah. I think you had to make a pro bowl in order to be eligible though. So I don't know. Now those are fake now. You actually also could just lie and say you did. I'm just an alter.

Yeah. Yeah. You made a pro bowl. You made a couple of probals. You just didn't, you, you declined. Sure. It's like the, yeah, it's like the, it's like the work at, you know, yeah, you made a pro bowl. You made a couple of probals. You just didn't you declined. Sure. It's like the, it's like the it's like the work at, you know, the, any teams call you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm feeling calls. Do you want to do Super Bowl predictions? Who's in the game? Oh, yeah. I mean, I've learned in this media thing, people are going to get mad at you and hate you no matter what you say.

Yeah. I think, you know, this is not a hot take. I think San Francisco is the best team in the NFC. So let's go San Francisco Miami. Okay. That would be a fun Super Bowl. It'd be a very good universe of pupil. Yeah. Yeah.

Or teacher versus pupil. That would be great. Philly is going to get mad at you for saying that. Yeah. Just so we're. Oh yeah. And you also bash Jared golf so many times it's like you you want him out of the week and you left jail and hurts off your top four quarterbacks list.

Mm-hmm. These are all things that happened. Yeah, yeah, we get excited for the headlines tomorrow right and this will be fun. Can't wait and you guys so are you guys in Chicago now? We're we are we moved and then we're in we're in New York for this week because we're taping something else But yes when you come for the Panthers bears you need to come to the office the new office will be open full basketball court We're gonna we'll do some will come up with some maybe some throwing drills that you can get us through Yeah, you guys Sam Schwartz needs to come and buy that week too. Yeah, oh What a stud yeah, well I was coming. Yeah, I was hopefully is going to come through. And we're going to maybe, we'll figure out a way to like cook something that looks like

a steak that's just like a big carrot or something. Yeah, we're going to get him a bokeh burger. Oh, we get out Michael C. His first vegetable. Yeah, break the internet. That's like when Kim Kardashian took that ass picture. Same thing. All right, well, thank you Ryan. Appreciate it, man. We'll see you soon. All right well thank you Ryan.

Appreciate it, man. We'll see you soon. Alright, let it be. Ryan Fitzpatrick was brought to you by Amazon Music. Listen to part of my take, Add Free on Amazon Music and watch Thursday night football exclusively on Amazon Prime, where you can see Ryan Fitzpatrick. But more importantly, listen to part of my take on Amazon Music, it's ad free,

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I like the file. I feel like the film industry is kind of, is not like super, super corporate. Yeah, didn't you, didn't you, what it definitely is? Like they're all the film industry? I don't know what company he was applying for on this, but I, I, it's just fun to indie. I like the belief in yourself though. Yeah, you don't you don't have to do this all the time This is like the big hammer that you bring out once in a while when you're feeling very disrespected

It's good motivation for yourself and guess what you just burned the boat now You know you can't go there anymore makes you work harder for the other opening next time and then when in a few years When they come to you for a job you you send them back that screenshot, I'm like fire this person. Well, you actually should do what you should do is screenshot the email saying that was in poor taste and send it to the guy who sent that email and be like, kind of a pussy move. You mad? Yeah, just keep going, you're triggered. All right, wait, screenshot the email, I love that move. And then what did the guy say back to him? Very unprofessional. You send that exact wording back to him from his email.

He should be above that. Yeah. Now, you shouldn't do this all the time, but in certain circumstances, he can do it all the time. It's like Michael Jordan getting cut from his freshman year basketball. Eventually, you're gonna find someone who likes that dog in you.

Wait, Michael Jordan got cut from his varsity team as a freshman. He still played high school basketball. Eventually you're going to find someone who likes that dog in you. Wait, Michael Jordan got cut from his varsity team as a freshman. He still played high school basketball. We forget that. I accidentally stepped on and ripped the brides dressed on my uncles wedding this weekend. Ripped the bottom portion off completely. Luckily the ceremony ended but she was rocking a skirt for the rest of the night. It's hot. Yeah, that's all good. Yeah, that punk that um ceremony ended. Yeah, you probably did her a favor. She wanted to dance. Yeah, it don't most brides have like a back like they have a dress alteration that they go out in the dance floor with some do some do change. Yeah, you're actually you should send her a bill for being a tailor. Also dressed what's the what's the word seems to us. Oh, there's something special for Wedding dresses aren't there a wedding dress person. I don't know. I think it's a seamstress Also

If you ripped it off she was probably able to dance better and it's not like she's gonna wear it again And it was hot. Yeah, and it was hot. And the fuck is a win. And she probably felt hot with a skirt and a for Lopez. My friend dare me to try and kick a stray traffic cone on the sidewalk. I took a 50 foot running head start and tried to kick the traffic cone like I would at 70 yard field goal. Fortunately, the cone wasn't just put there randomly. It was covering a concrete pole. I ended up kicking a hidden concrete pole as hard as I could which set me flying through the air and landing on my back. It was all

last that night until the next morning when I couldn't walk I completely broke my foot. Don't try to be Justin Tucker when the football is actually just full of concrete. Yeah people forget that cones are put there warning you against something. Yeah there's nothing worse than having the drunken where you're like, I think I'm fine, and then waking up and realizing you're not fine. When you get back to the real world the next day, oh, the worst, cause you do have that moment if you're very drunk and you get hurt.

Nah, this is totally fine. You do the, you kinda like walk around a little extra, acid out. Yeah, I can, I can close my fist, I'm good. I don't have a broken wrist. That's what happened to me when I broke my foot walking in New York. I walked it off and went home And I was like, oh, it'll feel better in the morning. No, it's always way worse. Way way worse. Way way worse because you're hungover and

You're you know what the thing about traffic cones is or just cones in general until you start Noticing cone and like looking for cones. You forget how many cones there are in this world. Yeah, a lot of cones. Cones are everywhere, and sometimes they put them up and just random places that don't make any sense at all, but cones, there are probably more cones on Earth than bees. Yeah, that's a fact. Breaking moves, by the way. D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D I Honour Bernard is undefeated as an NHL player. Oh, do you score? No, but they won right that's pretty cool

Winning your first game Gras what are you gras? Yeah, I said the black box waited until after I'm taking older business people's day. Yes We did win our first game. Mm-hmm. All right last one. Hey PMT my gym moment occurred while ordering lunch It's the new guys rolled to order lunch for the group. So I had to order lunch from a local place for 15 people Said the local place will come we'll circle back to that. I was able to place order online without any issue However, when I showed up to the place to pick up they had no record of my order I check my receipt and ordered it to the wrong location This other location is over an hour away.

Save to say I had to take a drive of shame as no one brought lunch this day. There's no better way to get your coworkers cranking you than when you take two hours to get their lunch. Yeah. Not local is what you're saying. That's such a shitty feeling. I did that last summer where I was on vacation and I ordered lunch to my house in Brooklyn. I used to do that once a week, conservatively speaking.

Remember I got a real hot streak where I would order my lunch to my apartment by accident and then I'd have to text my neighbor, hey, if you want Chick-fil-A for the third time this week it's outside. Yeah. Yeah, it's a bad feeling. There's nothing you do. But why would you get into a car and drive an hour each way instead of just ordering it again to the right location?

So yeah, I thought that that's the rich in you because I didn't have it. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no eight hundred seventy thousand dollars for uh... rock party like not a lot of money obviously starting that for a starting quarterback people like all there's so out of touch a dude i know eight hundred seventy thousand dollars a lot of money he's a starting quarterback on the best team in the NFL that's not a lot of money for the starting quarterback in the NFL on the best team in the NFL agreed uh... top four quarterback in the NFL as we learned heck was this was this in order that this guy placed on his own

to be a nice guy for 15 people? Or was it like through work? Sounds like he had to place it and then he was probably getting paid back or whatever. But when I was in intern, I used to have to go pick up days once and I had no money and I used to have to ask, I'd go to Panera and try and get extra bread or occasionally if I was being risky,

like order myself a chicken like a soup, I could shut her soup, and just hope he didn't count the change. So I'm thinking if this was me in the situation, I wouldn't, I would be like, I'm driving. It's going to be like my car broke down or something. Yeah. That is a long drive. If you have to go two hours for lunch, but if it's 15 people, that's probably like $250. Yeah. I'm just thinking if it's like people, that's probably like $250. Yeah.

I'm just thinking if it's like on the work account, they would probably understand if the new guy screwed up. For sure, but he probably had to order it and then wasn't ready to pay twice. No, no, no. Okay. Good show, boys. Great show.

Great show. Any questions from UMACS? No, I'm sorry for lashing out same show is less than I was just oh And all politics up to acts the thing people don't understand about Max is you know he cares when he can't like speak or Get his points across. Mm-hmm. He gets flustered His brain short circuits that what I'm trying to say we just isn't denial about the loss He's trying to make the loss seem like it didn't have I was saying it was you guys don't understand no I was just trying to find a silver like you saw how down bad I was last night

You saw how down bad I was last night and I all I was thinking the series is over this is bullshit And then this morning I was trying to like get something, some sort of positive going into the next game. And that was something I was like, you know what? Like, Cassie and I just could have won the game. What did he do? You have to split. This, but the split, yeah.

I want like the most recent. I want to look at like, what can I, what can I get at a positive after all those bad events? I was like, you know what the bank the bank you guys Yeah, you could have knock on that whole like it was a good out and could have just said if you told me going to the series That we'd split at the brie. Yeah, yeah, it's good You guys split the top of the ninth inning and the bottom of the ninth inning, too. Yeah You split the ninth inning

No, they scored Wasn't the ninth inning when they hit there. Oh, yeah, yeah, you split the ninth inning. No, they scored wasn't the ninth inning when they hit their, oh yeah, yeah, you're right. No, they didn't batten the ninth inning. Yeah, yeah, they never scored. Okay, that's fast. That was okay, whatever. What, you're, you're tied going into the next game,

both in the ninth innings. Well, we are tied one, one going into the next game. Right, right, but also in ninth innings. Air, this is the everything, aeronol game. tied one one going into the next game right right but also the ninth innings air this is the air everything aeronol game this defines everything because i'm kind of an aeronol hater but if you pitch as well i will love him forever if he pitches poorly i never want to see his face again wow

what if he pitches mid you would you got to win the game so what if he put what if he gives up six on runs and three innings pitch but you win the game. So what if he gives up six on runs and three innings pitch, but you win the game? Then he lives to see another day. But you want to kill him? No, it'll just be a whole be dead. You put him in the grave next to Bloopy?

And I know it. Mentally, he will be dead in my brain. Max, what if he pitches really, really well, but they just hit a lot of ground balls to where your fielders aren't? What if there are a lot really well, but they just hit a lot of ground balls to where your fielders aren't? What if there are a lot of bang, bang, please? He's got quality pitches. What if he, you know, I wouldn't tip my cap,

but I would understand. What if he pitches really, really well, but the manager, Max Lente, puts him out in the seventh inning when he's clearly fatigued. I'm not the manager. Not the manager. You can't, all right. Do you think Matt Olson watched the,

watched memes brought this up? Do you think Matt Olson watched the videos of me freaking out? I'll text it to him. I'll text it to him. I'd say yes. I'll miss his time. No problem. Social media shut down for the playoffs.

He had to put out text to him. Don't, don't, don't text it to him. I will absolutely text it to him. You should probably text him, Jason Case. I'm gonna text him. I'll text him on the full video All right number one where max goes everything you said was a lie No, everything I said was right and everything everyone else said was a lie

Okay, it's my favorite. I'm gonna say I'm gonna text him right now. I'm gonna say max was On PMT max is wondering if you watch this video. So I want to make sure you watch it. No, that's not that I asked you if you guys thought that. I didn't I don't want you to bring it. I don't want you to bring it to his attention. Max you were where you are, where you're not wondering if this actually means this question, but you just wondered if he had seen the video.

I wonder if you were finding out. I wonder if you guys he's getting the answer. I don't, but like I don't want like it's probably asleep big. I doesn't have to wonder because he can just text. Yeah, I just said I said on PMT Max was wondering if you watch this video. So I wanted you to watch this video. Good luck tomorrow, but I'm rooting for the Phillies because I have a future on them. You didn't say the last part.

No, I didn't say last but I thought it. No, you said good luck tomorrow. I want you to win. I want to see tears. I said good luck tomorrow. Yeah want you to win. I want to see tears. I said good luck tomorrow. Yeah, I'm rooting for him personally. You're rooting, you are rooting for the future. For my future.

No, you're not. I'm rooting for the foes. All right, numbers. OK, numbers. 18. 69. 20. Memes, you ever gotten this?

OK. OK. He's never happened to me. Nope. Also, the range was officially on. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to

get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to

get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to

get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. I'm not sure if you're going to get it. What number the fillies are? That was my little league number. 24. Oh, yeah. It's close. Close guess. That was my first. If you had got, if you had caught that, I would have, you know what that is. That's a quality guess.

It is a really close game. That's next year, 24. That's a real max. You can go to bed tonight being like, I was close. And that almost as good as the win. No. No. No. No, um, no, no. Let's go and hold on. Let me guess. I'll be coming for your level, baby, your level, baby

Hey, come on, me Hey, me, oh I'll be gone, I'll be gone I'll be gone, I'll be gone We must have stayed I'm on the same hill It's about to be stolen right away But I'm in the top of the jungle

Say I'm to me It's better to say for service If you say for service, say for service I can't be Take me out I can't be gone, put a tear to the wall And let me say, yeah, even a lot of old Just to play my love really the way

You're all the things I've stopped to remember And you shine away Well, I'll be killed for you anyway Take on me Take me on I'll be gone for a day you