Pardon My Take - Super Bowl 55 Recap, Tom Brady's 7th Lombardi And Billy Football Knocks Out Jose

Episode Date: February 8, 2021

uper Bowl 55 in the books. Tom Brady wins an insane 7th Lombardi. We recap the whole game including Mahomes greatest incompletion, the Bucs Defense, Tony Romo pissing his pants, HD cameras being too good and tons more (1:57 - 38:54). Who's back of the week and Billy Football knocks out Jose Canseco so we zoomed him in to recap it 5 times over (38:54 - 65:30).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad-free, on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, Super Bowl 55 Recap, Tom Brady wins his seventh Super Bowl title. Unbelievable. We're gonna recap the game, kind of a dud of a game, but still a ton of things to talk about.

Well, it wasn't, I mean, it wasn't close, Hank. It wasn't close. It was real fun. It was, I mean, it was a game, a Super Bowl. Big game. We're gonna recap everything. We also are gonna talk about Friday night, our son, Billy Football, knocking out that rat fuck Jose Canseco in the first round, 15 seconds in.

That's being generous. Yeah. Like nine seconds. It was three quarters of patina. No. We also have, we don't make those jokes. We also have Billy on Zoom. He is in Florida, very drunk, and we recap the fight with him like five times over.

So we get all of that. Great Monday show for everyone. Football season unfortunately is done, but we're gonna send it out with a bang. And special announcement today. Our entire show was bought by Verizon. So we are Verizon today. Please support us by supporting Verizon, and the whole show is gonna be supported by Verizon with just Verizon ads.

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Today is Monday, February 8th. Super Bowl, 5th, 5th. We go down to the big pirate ship for the Super Bowl. Tom vs. Time, the goat vs. the baby goat. Bruce vs. Andy, Tony Romo, P vs. his pants. The box went out early as Roberto Gronkowski said yo soy fiesta for all our Spanish speaking fans out there. Puedo ir al baño, Tony Romo.

And speaking of baños, the chief's offensive line opened up like the back door of Schwam's house after a dinner at Fogo de Chao if you catch my drift. Talking about diarrhea, teach. Taking the brown to the Super Bowl, boom. Vito Laveo was out there making some cold plays and with flags on the field left and right against the chiefs. It was all yellow. Bruce Springsteen Arians took one look at Leonard Burnett and said this guy's born to run the

second he saw him in his new jersey. That makes it seven Super Bowls combined for guys in attendance for the catch. Yep folks. That was me on the field as a young Tom Brady soaked in the scene at Candlestick Park that beautiful day. And that's your Schwab signing off for another year. Don't worry. Will be.

Careful you're going to hurt yourself. Still recovering my voice from Friday night's fight. Did a lot of screaming, a lot of cheering. I was very enthusiastic. Yes. Partying afterwards. But you know what? It's all worth it.

I'm sad that the NFL season's over. But you know, it ended. Yes, it ended. It ended. That's all you can say. It ended. Tom Brady, seventh Super Bowl. Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than every franchise in the NFL.

That's insane. Stairway to seven. Hank, the vest did it. The second Hank walked into that vest. I sincerely regretted my bet against the box. Wednesday Big Cat was very smart and Sunday Big Cat was a fucking moron. Saturday Big Cat too. Yes.

There was a point yesterday where we were at the Marshall Sports Bookhouse and Philly and I walked in. The bathroom someone came back and Big Cat was like, I think I'm betting the box. I was like, yes, Big Cat, welcome to the good side. There was a moment of destiny when I should have switched my pick to the box. It happened at Waffle House on Saturday morning. Hank was there. Bubba was there.

Jake was there. This guy, I don't even think he worked at Waffle House. He was wearing a shirt and just showed up out of nowhere. Stood next to our table. Like killed the dreams. It was like the janitor and scrubs who he stops by and parts a little wisdom and leaves. He was like, who are you betting on for the Super Bowl? Straight up asked us that.

He could tell we were sports fans. Big game weekend. Yeah. Big game. We're talking about the big game. Talking ball with the fellas. And I was like, I'm going to bet on the Chiefs. And he goes, are you sure?

You think that's a good idea? I was like, yeah. And he's like, who do you think the best quarterback in the world is? Patrick Mahomes. He's like, are you sure? And then as quickly as he came, he walked away and it shook me to my core. And that guy? Tom Brady.

Oh yeah. Tom Brady was in a West Virginia Super Bowl making sure that people knew who was the best. So I mean, it wasn't even, I don't think the goat discussion was up for debate before this game, but seven is just insane. 43 years old, seven Super Bowl. I just said he has more Super Bowls than every other franchise, which is true. He not only has that, there's 32 teams in the NFL.

Okay. Tom Brady has more Super Bowls than the Bears, Jets, Saints, Rams, Seahawks, Eagles, Vikings, Bengals, Panthers, Falcons, Chargers, Titans, Cardinals, Browns, Lions, Texans, Jaguars combined. That's 18 teams, more than half of the league. And he has more Super Bowls than those 18 teams, 18 franchises combined. It's crazy to think that he's won a Super Bowl one every six years that he's been alive. He has as many Super Bowl wins as Larry King has wives.

It's the RIP. Another goat. We actually, we were supposed to do a Larry King in Memoriam show and we forgot. We'll include that in the case. We'll just count this as our Larry King in Memoriam show. Yeah. Moment of silence. RIP.

Okay. Listen, it's fucking stupid now. I don't know. There's nothing else to say. I mean, we're going to talk about the whole game because the Bucks defense was, as a unit, the MVP of the game, but Tom Brady played an unbelievable first half. He didn't really have to do as much in the second half. It's just, it's unfathomable that a guy has seven Super Bowls.

We know how hard it is to win one Super Bowl. He has fucking seven of them. So he won the Super Bowl by 22 points. His total margin of victory in the six other Super Bowl wins combined, 29 points. That's crazy. Bobby Big Wheel on Twitter pointed that out and it's nuts. You do have to ask if the Patriots were holding them back, Hank. You get him and Gronk into a system that centers itself around, you know, making plays between

your quarterback and your tight end, and all of a sudden he's blowing teams out, blowing out one of the best quarterbacks of all time, Patrick Mahomes in the Super Bowl. The hoops that people are going to be jumping through, like people even tonight were like, oh, like, how can you be happy for Tom Brady? It's like, of course I'm happy for Tom Brady. People are just going to keep trying, keep looking for reasons that, you know, the Patriots aren't good. Tom Brady's not good.

That's just, they're going to keep coming up short. What are you saying? You're claiming this is a Super Bowl though, right? For the Patriots? I'm not. I'm just happy. You know, I bet on Tom Brady the entire playoffs. I bet him biggest bet of my life tonight, so obviously I was supporting him.

He's brought me so much joy in my life as a Patriots fan, him and Gronk. So it's like to not root for them and not be happy for them is just extremely selfish and I would never do it. I mean, we all. I'm not counting for the Patriots. I don't even think, like, who even, who are these people who even say that, like, it's he's not. They're out there.

But they're not. They're not real. Do you know what I mean? Like, this isn't, you get to a point where it's like, you can't really say anything anymore. Right. You can't. He's won 12% of the Super Bowls ever given out.

Tony Romo was preaching at the end when he was like, it's going to be hard for Mahomes because going from, you know, going from, if he won, it would have been two, he's just got to get to six. Now he only has one and he's got to go above seven. Right. That's how that works. That's a daunting, daunting cast. It is.

And he's always going to have that one in hand over Patrick Mahomes. Right. Even if he equals it. Right. Like we were talking about who's the greatest athlete of all time. I think we said, uh, Secretariat, right? Secretariat. I think it's like a tie between Secretariat, Babe Ruth, Tom Brady, Sachin Tindukar, the

Cricket player, Freddie Adoo, Zlatan and James Jones. Yup. There it is. That's your list. That's your list. But it's, um, yeah, there's nothing really else to say. I mean, he's 43 and let's, let's just, let's just ask this question. Do you think he has another one?

Cause I wouldn't bet against it. He says that's the craziest part about all of this. He's fucking 43. He has now had like, it's rare that a guy has had multiple chances now that he could go off like John Elway on his white horse and be like, all right, I wanted him out. People were saying he should have done that against the Rams when he won. Yeah. And he's now three years, two years later, and he just won another one and he could

do it again and he's still going to come back and I wouldn't bet on, like if you, if you, if you put a line out there right now, Tom Brady over seven and a half Super Bowls in his career, I wouldn't bet the under. I wouldn't either. And Bruce Arians already said he's coming back too. And what's crazy is because they went through this extended run to the playoffs, uh, their assistant coaches probably aren't going to get hired anywhere else. Yeah.

I mean, he has Bruce and Tom coming back, but probably Todd Bowles and Byron Leftwich. I wonder if Rob Grunkowski will come back because Rob Grunkowski, like that was, I saw someone treating me like Tom Brady had 12 days by himself in his house and he, in those 12 days, he remembered that he had Gronk because Gronk was incredible tonight too, which is a throwback. He, what do you have? Two touchdowns. He had the first two.

He had two touchdowns. I think he had like three receptions the entire playoffs before. Right. So it's like Brady and the Antonio Browns. Like Brady was going to his guys. Yes. Antonio Brown is going to get arrested so hard. It's going to be like the summer of Lindsay Lohan for him.

Unbelievable. Let's get the narrative, the redemption narrative going ahead of time for Antonio Brown. Congrats on overcoming all the women you've assaulted and people that you haven't paid because he's caught a touchdown in the playoffs. Well, as long as Tom Brady is in the league, he's got a job. Yeah. Um, so let's talk about the game. Let's talk about the bucks first and we'll get to the chiefs.

The bucks defense was incredible. Like obviously Tom Brady, you know, we just said at the goat and seven, seven Super Bowls and all these numbers are baffling. The bucks defense was awesome. They, I mean, they made the chiefs look completely pedestrian. We have not seen the chiefs look like this ever under Patrick Mahomes. They didn't score a touchdown. They've never been held under double digits.

Like they've never lost by double digits. Like all these things are, I mean, I think they lost the chiefs by maybe 11, but like they got blown out and it looked like they couldn't do anything. And it was, I mean, their, their pressure was insane. Their line, like Travis Kelsey still got his numbers, but Tyree kill wasn't able to, you know, get like break the big one. I feel like they just had such an incredible game plan. Todd Bowles very underrated.

He got mentioned a lot. So maybe he's properly, properly rated now, but he was incredible this entire playoff run because the bucks defense, like they were, they played at such a high level in the last four games and that's a huge part of why they have the Super Bowl trophy. Yeah. The defense was amazing. Patrick Mahomes got let down a couple of times by his receivers yet he had a couple. Like he made the three best passes in this game and there were maybe, maybe three passes

that would be like the best passes of all time. You know what we get to do? The first thing that came in my head, we get to now be the annoying journalist guy who in 20 years we can be like best Super Bowl pass I ever saw Patrick Mahomes in completion. Yep. When, when he had his, his hand down next to the ground that is 30 yards out hipster. The hipster reply in 10 years when someone's like quote, treat this with the best Super Bowl pass you've ever seen.

Yeah. I saw it. Didn't count. It was actually a turnover on downs. Yep. Yep. It is, it is receiver in the face. Twice.

Twice. There were two big completions that were dropped and then obviously we have to talk a little bit about the refs. Well, I want to talk about the home zone for a while. Then we'll get to the refs. Cause the refs, I, I hate doing the refs like early on. You know what I mean? Like the game, the bucks won this game no matter what.

But the, the refs did not play a part in this, in the final outcome of this game, but Mahomes. So I tweeted out in like the fourth quarter, I was like, Mahomes has been kind of incredible tonight and he's just been let down by his offensive line in his wide receivers now. The first half he missed a couple of throws, but he also hit Tyree kill in the face in a tie game for a touchdown. He also, the, the, the game is completely different as far as I'm concerned. When you have the bucks up seven to three, they're going in for a touchdown. The chiefs make an incredible goal line stand.

Then the, then the, then the chiefs get out of the shadows of their own end zone. Third down, Travis Kelsey gets hit directly in the hands and drops it. And then you had the sequence where it was a holding on the punt and then the guy shanked it and the punter shanked it and the bucks turn around and they score right away back down 14 three. It's a, you know, like a short field, it's 35 yard field drive. They had to go on that, that drop by Travis Kelsey. I know that like you can't in a blowout like this, you can't say that the chiefs were ever

really in it, but that drop was huge for momentum and for everything that the chiefs had going for them. So you have both of those in the first half. It looked by the way on that drop that Kelsey had, it looked like he was thinking about laddering the ball before he even caught it. I don't know. Like you can go back and watch it the way that he set up his hands and his feet when he was making that catch.

I actually think that there was a chance it was a designed lateral play and he thought like a half second ahead of time. I might be completely wrong about it, but that's the first thing that popped out to me and I'm rarely wrong about these things if ever. Right. And ever, never, never ever wrong. So the, that drop, the Tyree kill drop, and then you have the Patrick Mahomes matrix throw that gets hit, hits the receiver in the face and he drops or actually think was the running

back in that, in that case. But those like plays, that's the difference between being in a game, making it a game and not when you, when you have a super one, you have to make the big play. The chiefs just didn't make the big play and I don't, as much as Mahomes looked a little bit off all night, he was just like, he had no time. So the, the, did you see the advanced stat that he, Patrick Mahomes ran for 497 total yards before his passes or sacks. And that was the most of anyone in this season.

That's insane. He was running for his life the entire night. Now you'd probably say, well, he drifted out of the pocket. Yeah. He drifted sometimes, but he also had to because the offensive line was that mismatch and he also kept a lot of plays alive that were never going to be alive. He also, uh, of his 56 drop backs, he was pressured in 29 of them, 29 of them. Yeah.

And I think that the defense for, uh, for the Buccaneers played like a relatively simple look for most of the time. I'm seeing a lot of people say that they stuck in like cover to or basically like too high safeties. Yeah. For most of the game, beat him deep. Couldn't get the play action going with that coverage either. And so, yeah, they, they had a really good game plan against them.

And you combine that with the defensive line with, uh, endemic and Sue JPP and Vita Veyaback. Yeah. It was, it was a problem. And, and when he drifted tonight, I'm actually not going to put that on Mahomes drifting because like he was going to get his ass kicked if he stayed in the pocket. Now I will say though, the turf toe reared its ugly head a little bit and I'm not like, I'm serious. He was not able to scramble as effectively.

He looked slower. He looked hobbled. He didn't step into that many throws. So I think he's probably like, he's probably going to have surgery on that foot. Yeah. It was, um, he definitely looked off, but he also had no time and the injury to Eric Fisher, which I fucking hate myself because I think I even said it last Monday. I was like, I don't know about Eric, like Eric Fisher being out.

Uh, it's just crazy to think about how we, how we view the chiefs, how unstoppable they have been in the last two years and they truly have been and how like you can't, you can't. Tyree kill. There's no answer for him. Travis Kelsey. There's no answer for him. Patrick Mahomes making plays with his feet.

No answer. The Bucks had an answer for all of it. Like they had an answer for everything. They played the lights out and yeah, I guess, I guess I'll, I'll walk back a little bit of the incredible Patrick Mahomes wasn't maybe incredible. I think he, I think if you look at that game, if you watch that game, if you take out just looking at the, at the box score, because if you look at the box score, you're like, what the fuck?

Travis or Patrick Mahomes was terrible. And when you're watching that game, I saw Patrick Mahomes keeping a team, trying to make something out of nothing where any other quarterback in that situation, it would have been like the chiefs would have been punting and being sacked every single play because their offensive line was that much of a sin. I mean, if you want to get real hipster with it, we can say in a few years like this is the best super bowl performance. That we've ever seen.

You just let that best super bowl performance by a losing quarterback ever. We should also give credit to the like individuals on Tampa Bay's defense. Like besides the defense line, Devin White should have been the MVP, I think at this game. Yes. Well, so I don't know. I think Tom Brady deserved it just because, you know, the way the way a football game goes and you know, if you get a lead and your defense can play with the lead, it's a lot

different. You know, they were at the second half, they were able to just pin their ears back and go after them. And a lot of that was because Tom Brady played incredible in the first half. He was very, very good in the first half. He didn't have to do that in the second half because it was just a different game. So Tom Brady getting him to that point. It's almost like, remember, you know, the old like Brett Favre had all these comebacks

because he would put him in a bad situation. Tom Brady didn't have a heroic late game super bowl drive in this game because he was so good in the first half. It wasn't needed. Yeah. In the first half, that's when the refs, I think, did make their biggest impact on the game. There's a few bad calls.

That pass interference in the end zone on Tyran Matthew, that was a bullshit call. Yeah. Do we do un-catchable balls anymore? I don't think that we do. Yeah, I don't think we do. I don't think I've seen, I don't think I've seen a single time this year that a ref has done this. I love doing that motion.

It's a very cool signal because it's one that the fans can all do immediately when they think there's a bullshit call. Yep. I don't remember seeing a single one of those this year. That ball was un-catchable in the end zone, and it wasn't even pass interference. He was just playing like what do you call it, inside leverage, just put the pads to him a little bit, just playing physical defense. And as a fan, if I were a Chiefs fan, that's what I'm standing up, just being like, call

it both ways, Stripes. Right. Just call it both ways. Right. Some consistency would have been nice. Granted, you're right. It wouldn't have made a difference on the outcome of the game, but it would have made it a hell of a lot more close.

And also, fuck Darren Revelle for his tweet before the game. Darren Revelle tweeted before the game because it was the first female official in Super Bowl history, and he tweeted that the first female official in Super Bowl history has a son named Brady, who was born after Tom Brady won his second Super Bowl. Basically phrasing it like she named him Brady for Tom Brady. And that is, I think she's from Tampa. So it's like, well, no, she's from somewhere in Florida. Maybe she is from Tampa.

That's 758. So it's probably around halftime. No, I think it was earlier. So he's also setting her up for the, she's a homer. So that's not, is that the tweet? 758. Okay. What time zone is your computer on, Jake?

No, no, no, that's fine. Eastern. Okay. Eastern. All right. But either way, it basically said that, like, that wasn't whatever. I just. Well, it's also, it's also not a tweet that you would ever see anyone ever make about

a male official be like, Hey, just so you guys know, Ed Hoculey has a son that's named Brady before, before like a big game that that would never like no one cares what the name of the sperm that got shot out of Ed Hoculey's dick was. Yeah. So yeah, it was weird. Fuck you, Darren Revelle. I'm sorry that you're dealing with the loss of Leslie. Hopefully you can find her.

But now is not the time to bring your internalized misogyny into this conversation. Oh man. So, um, all right, we have some other things we've got to talk about in the game. What were you going to say, Hank? Sorry. I was going to say all the, uh, it's not like there was, you know, the Bucks pastor appearances on the other side, there was plays at the chiefs thought they got missed calls.

All those plays were just the chiefs dropping like wide open touchdowns. Like it's not like chiefs fans are going to be like, Oh, they should have called this a passengerference flag thrown a flag thrown a flag. You're wrong. He tweeted it before the game too. Oh. So he laid it. Yeah.

But nobody laid it. That my point was he laid it out. He doubled down on it. Yeah. It's actually even worse. Yeah. He doubled down on an afternoon. He became a ref show.

He tweeted before the game. Sarah Thomas, the female referee who make history in tonight's Super Bowl has a son named Brady, who is 16 and was born after Tom Brady's second Super Bowl win. Just a fun fact. That's worse because he doesn't even like, there's no connection, but he, he makes it like, seem like there could be a connection. And then he doubled down. I think that he doubled down.

That was when she made a ref show. What was it? It was one of those calls. Yeah. Yeah. And you know what? He's a clock. There's no chance that if you actually think it's just a fun fact, you don't end a tweet

by saying just a fun fact. Right. He's saying. Yeah. He's not. Because he knows it is neither fun. I guess it kind of is a fact, but it's, it's not, it's, it's factish. Yeah.

But it's not even, there's no, no one gives a fuck about semi-factor only put out there so that if there's a ref show, you can be like, well, let's fucking go after the, the chick. Right. It is time to revisit. Maybe Darren Revelle's best video of all time when he did the Super Bowl 50 behind the scenes, like a live look at Darren compiling his tweets and tweeting them out in real time. Like he has, he has like a stock market ticker that's going at all times for all of his tweets.

He probably has a different device that he uses to send out each particular tweet so we can check the engagement on them simultaneously. Yep. His bedroom probably looks like a Russian troll farm. Oh, all right. Sorry, Hank. I just needed to get that off my chest because I just hate when people blame full games on the refs and then especially when they blame it because of a fun fact that was treated.

That's not fun. Not fun. Not fun. What are you going to say though? No, I'm just saying there was no, there was no plays that chiefs fans are going to be like they should have called this a pass interference. All those plays that like they should have are going to be like thinking back on are going to be plays where chiefs receivers just drop balls.

Yeah. There were a couple plays but they were only plays that I got mad about because I was mad that they were ticky tack that was getting called on the other side. And Tom Brady's interception was like kind of a 50-50, you know? I think it was honestly what it really came down to was it was just the refs were getting a little too involved. Oh, Hank. Like the refs were called a little too tight of a game.

The offsides on the. They didn't show any other angles. That was a terrible angle. The replay that they showed you couldn't tell. I agree. And you know what? They didn't ever show any other ones. That maybe means that, you know, they realized they were wrong but.

It's a big fuck you to the NFL too for never having a fucking camera angle on the goal line or on important lines of scrimmages in the Super Bowl. You've got, you spent five million dollars on a hologram Vince Lombardi to walk out before the game and talk about the importance of integrity but you can't have a line that set a camera that set up on the goal line to tell if the ball breaks the plane. Yeah, it's true. It's weird. It's a very good point.

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Use Verizon 5G because every time you support our advertisers, you're supporting us. And that's a really cool move that Verizon bought the entire post Super Bowl show. So shout out Verizon. We really appreciate it. Real talk. One time I switched my phone service over. I had to for, or I thought that I had to at the time, switch to another, another player. Before I got home, I went back to the store and I was like, I can't do this.

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Did you not want me to read that text from Lisa Ann? That would be sick, dude. I would have taken that. She liked like four of my tweets tonight. Not to brag. You think so? Yeah. Well, no, she may have liked, she may have liked more than that, but she clicked the

like button. Yeah, she liked them. All right. Other things. Tony Rome with penis pants. Yes, he did. Well, allegedly. So he had a dot where we think his penis might be.

Coming back from the house. Not so big, Tony. Hey, Tony, did you make sure you shook off? This is why. Properly. Good life lesson, Tony. Like you, you should if you don't, I'm not going to make any accusations here, but as a man who does not have a large penis, you got to get out in front of it so that if you

ever pee your pants like that and people are like, Hey, dude, the piece coming from pretty up high. Well, look, I've been on the record. You know what to expect from me. Not a lot. There's not a lot. I'm packing in there. So don't worry about it.

When you see it, don't be surprised. Well, we also don't know where the waist of his pants were because he was covering those up. So it could have been a very high waisted pant. We don't know where his penis ended. We don't. It could have been pre-comp. That's what I would go with it when I, if I was Tony, I was like, you know what?

You know what? It was, uh, we're getting pretty close to golf season. Very excited. Jim. All right. What were you going to say? Before the game started, we got fucked big cat. Yeah, we did.

We got fucked from the opening coin flip heads, heads, it spreads. I can't believe we didn't think about that. No, that's not real. Tails never fails. I, it did change everything. It sucked. Um, also the score bug that they changed on us that had me just like, I'm a creature of habit.

I don't like change. I don't like you changing things on the last fucking game of the year, the biggest game of the year. Like I, I'm a comfort guy. I, I, I'm a homebody. So when they changed something like that and the, uh, the, the time was like off centered, the whole thing felt out of whack. And then you see, so it goes heads, new score bug, and the chiefs looking very pedestrian

and everything just felt wrong. Yeah. The world didn't seem right. The, uh, the score bug, I didn't have that much of a problem with. It was very minimalist. That just means that they were lazy when they designed it, by the way. That's a really good tip. If you work in any sort of design field, just do like the least amount of work possible

on a project and say it's either deconstructed or minimalist, probably like that's a great point. Here's a pay raise. Yep. Absolutely. And then there's a little out of whack. Also the HD cameras have gone too far. I'm going to say it right now.

It's actually, you know what it reminds me of when HD came to porn and we all were like, this is kind of cool. And then you watch a little more, you're like, this is a little too real. Like a little, do you see a lot? You see all the things, right? This is a little too real for me. There are certain things that shouldn't be an HD. Right.

Uh, like really dirty porn, uh, part of my take. We are a standard definition. Every time I'm on HD, I look so, yeah, and I'm not fat. I am not attractive in HD. And then, uh, you are attractive in real life. I'm very attractive in real life. Facts. Did you know I'm Mr. Herndon?

Yeah. Wouldn't it work? Pumping each other up. Won the beauty pageant. Dude, we pump each other up in 2021. And then, uh, pumping up dudes. And then Andy Reed's mustache and his eyebrows don't look great in HD. Yep.

Yep. His eyebrows look amazing in SD. They look fuller, thicker. Now it's like his, it looks like his forehead's going bald. It's just too much. It's like when Madden does the graphics too, too realistic and everyone's like this, the game play is off. I, it's something about the new HD cameras is just too much for me.

I can't handle it. The other thing about the broadcast that I did not like, I've never liked this is when they cut away from the fan going on the field. I want to see the guy running down the field. Why do you cut away from it? It makes no, the media needs to be reporting on it. It's happening, Jake, whether you like it or not, Jake CNN didn't cut their cameras away on January 6th when people were entering the Capitol building.

It's just the norm. Why don't they show me the guy wearing the pink bra and panties that gets tackled at the one? Because it's to glorify it and encourage people to do it. Yeah. Exactly right. At the next platform for them. No.

Well, and that, what they should have is just like a former player. They should have Ray Lewis on the field, a good guy on the field to stop a bad guy on the field. Yeah. True. But it's still, even if he gets his butt kicked, it's still the platform and the viral. I love seeing that.

It's a fucking shame that they cut away from it all the time. It really should. Yeah. Can you think of a more boring person to narrate a trespasser than Jim Nance? We need it. We need that. Let the boys watch. Let the boys watch.

Other notes. We should never doubt any team that has a running back that has playoff insert the blank because now it's two years in a row. Back to back championships for teams that feature a playoff name. Yeah. Playoff Lenny was phenomenal. Shout out playoff Lenny. He is family now.

He said that to us. So we appreciate him. Congrats to him. He had a great game. We also should do, we want to do a quick early championship pick for next year's NFL champion. Yeah. We had the odds are out in the Barstool Sportsbook.

I should just throw this out there. I forgot to mention, but do you know who beat the Tampa Bay Bucks? On a Thursday night football game? Chicago Bears. So that's, at least we get part of this Super Bowl. Yeah. The football team only lost to them by eight points. You're about to get Carson Wentz.

Yeah. Congrats. Ryan Pace is such a fucking idiot. I'm hoping and praying that Ryan Pace put out a trial balloon and just to see the reaction and the reaction is so bad that he's not going to do this because some of these reports about the Bears trading a fucking like first, maybe even two first round picks for Carson Wentz. No one outnegotiates themselves quite like Ryan Pace.

There's nobody else that's bidding that high anywhere close to that. He bids against him. He is in a fun house, a wall mirrors just turning around being like, Oh, that guy's going to get him. Oh, that guy's going to get him. Better go first in a second. Yeah. So I, that I don't understand Ryan Pace's brain the weekend sprinting through that house

mirrors. Yes. Yes. That was a trip. Yeah, that was the Jabba walkies. People call me a boomer for that joke. I thought it landed. They looked like Jabba walkies.

Did they not? They did. No. It looked like the Jabba walkies just multiplied like a tessellation of Jabba walkies. The problem is if you make a reference from like 2008 people like boomer, well, they're the boomer for not knowing what the Jabba walkies are because Jabba walkies are still the coolest thing on the planet. That's not boomer though.

That's older. I mean, if you're 18 year old, 12 years ago, like you can't let 18 year olds run the world. Hank, you said we'll all be Billy football. You still root for Tom Brady. That's the most boomer thing ever. He's all I've ever known in my entire life since I was a child. Well, the Jabba walkies is all big cats ever known.

I'm a big Jabba walkie. When you think about dancing, what do you think? Jabba walkies. And blue man group. When you think about drip. What do you think about? Jabba walkies. Yeah, exactly.

And Shaq doing the Jabba walkies. Remember that? That was cool. All right. Chiefs are the favorite plus five 50 Packers plus 900 bucks, plus 900. Then you got Ravens, Bills, Rams. I'm looking at this. Don't throw one out there.

Ready? Rams. Chicago Bears plus 5000. No. I'll tell you what my pick is. Dolphins. Nope. San Francisco 49ers 14 to 1.

I like that. Unless they get Kirk Cousins. Aren't they trading? Yeah. Aren't they going to trade Grappler allegedly? Cow Shanahan, but that absolutely loves Kirk Cousins. I'm just looking for a team with a good coach, good defense. It's like Tom Brady and Antonio Browns.

Is there something? You think tons of injuries? They would not have a better chance with Kirk Cousins than with Grappler. Agreed. That's a fact. I don't know. Now if they get to Sean Watson, then yes. I don't know.

I don't know. And then whatever team gets to Sean Watson has to be probably 12 to 1, 13 to 1. Yeah. Grappler comes in New England. 14 to 1. San Diego Chargers, 28 to 1. Yeah, it's not bad. I like that one too.

I like that one too. 28 to 1 San Diego Chargers, 14 to 1, 49ers. What are the Seahawks at? 22 to 1. But Russell Wilson sucks in the playoffs. But they're going to let Chris cook or let Chris eat. Yeah, that's true. And then hiring off at the square name is going to be like, let's run the fucking ball.

We are establishing the run. 10, 10, what is this? I can't read this. 100 to 1, Texans and Lions. Actually, the Jaguars are not the worst. They're whatever. I can't read these lines. I'm too far.

81. Yeah. All right. What else we got? Anything else Super Bowl? I mean, it wasn't a great Super Bowl. We admit that, right? Like it wasn't that it was it felt deflating watching that second half that we've had a

very good run of exciting Super Bowls. And this one is a throwback. Yeah, it was a throwback. It was a it was an ass kick. It wasn't the Rams one wasn't great either. No, but it was close. Like this one, but that one, Hank, we can look back at that one and be like, that was the greatest defense of Super Bowl that we've seen.

The only reason this one didn't feel as terrible as the final score was was because it's the Chiefs and they've done it so much where they've come back so much. If it was any other team, the way that game was playing, we would have been like it was over at halftime. But because it's the Chiefs like, oh, they can come back from any deficit. Well, they couldn't because they they just got their ass kicked. Yeah. So I don't know.

I mean it, whatever. Super Bowl Super Bowl. I'm sad that football season is over. It's always a dark day Monday. My diet starts. Everyone's got to, you know, pick up the piece. Tomorrow should be a holiday. It always should.

FCS. The Duke. FCS. FCS is coming back strong. This was so Tom Brady's, he's lost twice against JPP. JPP has never lost a Super Bowl. He's 3-0. Whoa.

JPP might be the best. Playoff game. Now he's got three. Wait, he's never lost a playoff game. He's run out of places to put his rings. He's got he's got three of them. Was he on the first team? I think so.

He's been in the league that long. Yeah. No, I don't. I think it was OC. No. JPP, right? No, no, no. That was his second.

He wasn't on the first team. He got drafted in 2010. Okay. So, but he is 2-0 in the Super Bowl. So he does have enough places to put the rings. Yes. He's got enough easy. He probably should retire.

Yes. Before it becomes an issue. Walk away. Otherwise it just becomes. Yeah. You're going to lose it. You're going to put it down like a cell phone. Walk away.

Exactly. Exactly. But yeah, sad to see the football season end. Any other final thoughts before we? I just, I hate, I hate that when Hank walked in wearing that stupid vest. Are you, is the vest retired? You're going to frame it? The vest is retired.

I'm going to try, you know, hopefully me and Tom cross paths at some point in the future. Get him to sign it and then I'll get it framed and hung up. Very special recurring vest. That's my fire vest of the week. Although I guess I have to wait till he retires because I still, you know, if it's the playoffs next year, why wouldn't I brick it out, you know? Shout out my prop parlay that went exactly opposite.

Yeah. That's actually impressive. I mean, I would have 0-4-4. This would have been my worst day. That's incredible. Gambling in a long time until I hit that one prop at the end because I, I faded myself. You should always put one bet into place that kind of is the mitigating factor for maybe you're just incredibly wrong about everything going into this game.

So yeah. Yeah. So I bet on the box to win by 19 to 24 points, they won by 22. So that made it almost even, almost even, very close, which I consider an absolute win. I also want to shout out Bruce Arians because we had some fun with Bruce Arians, talked about how red his face was, Jake did some Pantone checks today. He looked healthy as a horse. His face was like nice and tan, wasn't red, looked like he, he did like sober.

He's done sober February. He's like one weekend. He looks great, not swollen at all. Great job. Although it is a bad night to be like a gallon of primer in Bruce Arians house. Oh my God. Oh my God. Yeah.

Sucking down that paint. I don't know what, like it did feel like Tampa Bay did have a home field advantage. Like I know that, you know, there weren't a ton of fans, 22,000, but it did feel like there was at least a majority were Tampa Bay box fans. So which they deserve. Whatever. Fuck it. I don't care.

I think it's a cool thing that you could end up with Super Bowl in your home stadium. I'm going to lose Stanford here as well. So this is going to be just fucking awesome. I'm retired responsibly for a week, a week or so. He just missed both his free throws. You can't have, you can't have fucking Stanford guys missing free throws, guys. And then the, all right. Yep.

Okay. All right. Goodbye. All right. What should we, what else we got for the show? We want to talk about a little Jose Canseco. Yeah. Fuck that guys.

No way. Jose the rat bitch. Yep. Sorry. Please bleep that out. Bleep that out. Bleep that out. Bleep that out.

Yeah. So what was that? Oh, you're doing his breathing. Yeah. I guess he breathes really heavy. We didn't even realize it. Yeah. So after the interview, I was like, okay, I'm kind of nervous because he was so confident.

And then I was editing the interview. I was like, this man cannot breathe. Period. Cannot breathe. And I thought it was important to the audience to know that. So I kept it in. Thank you. It's good that people are going to be wagering on it.

They got to know that this guy can't sit down and have a conversation without sounding like Darth Vader. He was having sleep apnea during the interview. Like while he's awake, he's walking, or an asthma attack. I don't know what it was. But yeah. Like you big guy. The kind of tweets we got was insane.

I did not realize that was happening because we weren't wearing the cans. So we couldn't hear his mic feed during the interview. And then that's all I saw on my Twitter feed on Friday morning. And by the way, thoughts and prayers to Kurt Warner. He did not know what he was getting into when he was getting tagged in the tweet going out from part of my take. Today's podcast features Kurt Warner and Jose Canseco. He must have been like, what the hell happened on this show?

This feed must have been blowing up. But yeah. Jose's a bitch. He's who he thought he was. He's a rat. He's a rat. He's a fuck. So I do want to have my guy Billy's back a little bit because Billy put his balls on

the line. He trained his ass off. He went into the ring. He got hit. He hit Jose in the head a few times. Jose fell down after getting punched and just quit. He gave up. I don't want to say he took a dive because that implies like there was something worked

out. No. I know that like. No. No. No. And What's true is that they both did a good job of speaking up and shooting Hitler yusen minister especially directed at one of the things and actually.

Like all of the credit in the world because Billy could fight. Billy knocked him out as far as I'm concerned. People that say that it was rigged or something, the only person you can blame is Jose Canseco. Jose Canseco did the math. Figured out how much he was getting paid and is a fucking pussy and Billy like went no matter what, he was definitely gonna beat him. I wish that Jose had put up a better of a fight, so we had a little bit better of a final fight,

main event, but it was a great night overall. Ruffin Rowdy is still one of the funnest things that we do. Like it's just chaos, she's at the Riz out, shout out my guys, she's at the Riz out. Who was trending on Twitter for the knockout of the night? So if you bought the card and you were disappointed, I understand, but that's how fight cards work. UFC boxing has the same thing.

I think that it still is more than enough entertainment in terms of a $20 paper view by, and if you wanna blame anyone, blame Jose, because Billy was ready to fucking roll and he went berserker mode on his ass. Yeah, or you can blame Frank the Tank for just absolutely dominating him mentally. Like imagine being Jose Canseco.

You're an MVP, you're in the 40-40 club, you stole 40 bases, hit 40 home runs. Madonna wanted you to breed with her because you're a genetic freak and you're like, no Madonna, you're not hot enough. And then you also get dominated from a mental standpoint by Frank the Tank, Fleming. Like that does not add up to me, but credit to Frank.

Frank just pulls no punches, he goes at him. Do you guys regret not taking the bet? No, because he wouldn't pay. He's not gonna donate $1,000 to the bar stool. Well, fun fact, I ran into Jose after the fight on Friday night. He was sitting at a table, had like seven beers in front of him and I was like, Jose, tough break out there,

are you healthy, are you okay? Do you need to go to a hospital? And he was like, yeah, I'm good, I'm good, just my shoulders. He did one of these things where he just kind of chicken wings his arm. He's like, it starts rubbing. He's like, yeah, you know, my shoulders all messed up now.

Rodney Dangerfield, out of my arm. Exactly. And I was like, Jose, we should have taken the bet and got that $500,000 off you. He's like, what bet? I was like, the one that you offered me in Big Cat. He's like, I never offered you $500,000. I was like, Jose, it's on camera.

And then I did follow up and I asked him about the bar stool fun thing. And he said, yeah, I'll pay the money. I'll believe that when the check comes in. No chance. He also said, Billy didn't hit me in my face. He only hit me here, here, here, and here. And he pointed to four different places on his face.

Like Chris Farley. Yeah. He's just an asshole. He's a douchebag and he's not a likable person. It was still a fun night. Billy, do we think Billy is gonna try to keep fighting someone? Yeah, I think he's probably gonna be addicted to it.

Or at least he's addicted to the call-out game. Okay. So we're gonna have to. We think Billy's gonna come back. No. No, and we will finish the episode with our interview with Billy, which is a must listen, because he's been partying nonstop for three days

after knocking out Jose Canseco. Which credit to, I was like, I would do the same thing if I was 22 years old, 150K, and knocked out Jose Canseco. Yeah, he FaceTimed in before you came into the studio. And I picked up and he was like, dude, do I have to work tonight? Yeah, Billy.

Work. You have to do a five minute interview. Oh my God. He's never coming back, you know what? I want him to come back in like a month. I mean, that's relatable after my fight. I took a few weeks off of training and being in shape and it's four years later, so.

Guys. That happens. Tomorrow, we're starting our diets. We're starting our diets. We need to start doing like streams or something where it's like we have to force ourselves to work out. No, you know what we need to do is we need to, every time we order fucking food together,

no carbs for the month of February. Okay. All right. That was gonna be my who's back is salads. Yeah, no carbs. I'm eating a salad tomorrow. Take my man card if you must, but I'm gonna take a village.

Let's all be on top of each other. Let's all hold each other accountable. If you see a carbon in my mouth, slap it out. Serious. I'm down. Except for Saturdays. Those are cheat days. We don't see each other Saturdays.

Right, and they're cheat days. Like I'm gonna post donuts on Saturdays and everyone's gonna be like, what about that? That's a cheat day, bro. I'm gonna have a cheat day. What I'm doing. You have to almost die from it, don't you? I did.

They're deadly, man. I choked on a fritter. He actually almost died on a live show. My face turned the same shade as Bruce Arians. He's crazy. I'm going, you'll find me on the weekday diet. Meaning I'm going to eat relatively healthily Monday through Friday.

Correct. And then what happens on Saturday and Sundays between me and the Lord. Yes, yes. All right, let's do who's back and then we have Billy. Before we do that, our good friends of Verizon who have bought this whole episode. Yes, shout out to Verizon.

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Who's back of the week, Hank? Who's back is holograms and like CGI people. PFT alluded to it earlier, the Vince Lombardi CGI intro, which talked about boomers, like how many people didn't even know who that was. Probably a good amount. His name's on the trophy. That's true.

It should be the Tom Brady trophy, but he only won one. Vince Lombardi won one. You're so greedy, Hank. It's true. He won one trophy. He won one Vince Lombardi trophy. Tom Brady's won seven. Like, come on.

That's actually a good point. Yeah, I mean, so you're saying it should just be the Tom Brady trophy? Yeah, it should be. I do it. They will name something after him. One thing I love about Hank Spray, the mindset of Patriots fans everywhere

is like they will always find that next level of how they're being disrespected. And I love, this is the final boss. It's like, it's a crime that the championship trophy isn't named after Tom Brady. It was a little weird hearing. What happens if Belchak wins it all? It was a little weird hearing.

Goodell come out to like people cheering and giving the trophy to Tom Brady. Usually it's booze. That was disappointing. I know it was like healthcare workers and shit. It was probably a different crowd, but like people were cheering and that's disgusting. Doesn't Bill Belchak have any eight rings though?

Yeah, but not as a player. I don't know, but as a coach. Yeah, that's different. You have the Belichak trophy. I like that. It's got a good ring to it. Anyway. Wouldn't you want it to be the Belichak trophy?

I don't, it, Goodell was never giving it to Belichak. He should give it to Brady, but they're probably not gonna give it to anyone because the other, the other CGI. Because it's been named La Barty forever and that's probably gonna be the name for it. The other CGI like hologram. There was Al Davis 30 for 30 that came out last weekend

and they had like Pete Rosell and Al Davis. You know how in documentaries they have the people telling the story and stuff. Yeah, that's how, you know, documentaries work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. But they had CGI, Al Davis and CGI. It was weird. Pete Rosell, I liked it.

I was, I thought it was great and I saw afterwards people were like, it was weird. I thought it was cool. And then they did the Vince La Barty thing. So I think that's just gonna be like the future. Did they make Al Davis say words that he didn't say? Did they like program? Yeah, like he was, he was narrating, you know,

it's like then, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And I can't believe my fucking son looks like this. Al Davis is a fucking G. I didn't realize how much of an absolute G he was. He's such a G that it's like, who cares what happens to your son? Like you're cemented as a fucking gangster. No, that's actually why people are like,

how is Al Davis, Al Davis and Mark Davis is Mark Davis. Because he, I think that's one of those things where it's like, you're, you know, when you're such a baller and then like you raise your kids. Take all the baller genes away from your kid. No, it's not like, you know, he was raised hungry. He was raised like, you know, go out and fight for it. Mark Davis had everything because Al Davis won everything.

I think Mark Davis would have found success on his own eventually, Hank. That's a little disrespectful. I didn't actually, it's very fucked up. Yeah, I thought it was a great, I thought it was a great 30 for 30. It was, I didn't realize how cool Al Davis was. Wish we could have got him on the show.

That's what I was like. He was a big jumpsuit guy. He started jumpsuit January. Yes, yes. All right, PFC, who's back? So I was going to do a salad's back. Yep. I'll switch it up.

Who's back? Brooks Kepka. Blake Kepka. Bruxy is back. Yes. He went lights out today, hammered that rat bitch, Bryson DeChambeau, right in his stupid fucking fedora scally cap,

his bloated ears. Congrats to Brooks for winning, what was it? The waist management? The waist management. The tournament of the gods. I think that's my favorite. Fifth major, right? The fifth major, yeah, it's the fifth major.

I love the stadium hole. I love the last two holes in Arizona. I love how drunk the crowd is. Yes. If you think COVID could stop suburban Arizonans, from getting hammered drunk at first week of February, my friend, you do not know the Southwest. Yes, yes.

All right, my who's back in the week is college basketball. I mean, it's been college basketball season, but now it's really college basketball season. And shout out the dookies. Tough night, Hank, losing to UNC. There's no fans. Are they not going to make the tournament? 500, they're on the wrong side of the bubble right now.

College basketball. I love college basketball. I'm retired this week, but next week I'm going to get back at it. Back on the horse. Lab Cat will be back. Tough break for Kentucky too. Yeah.

Kent Nittucky. Kent Nittucky, yes. Kent 9. Kent 9. Jericho, yeah. Those shirts are flying out the shelves I heard. Oh yeah, if you are a Bucks fan, we do have a shitload of awesome Bucks gear

in the Barstool sports. What's the other tournament? The CBI? CBI. CIT. The CIT. The Wild Kits CITS. Oh, definitely off down to that tournament,

probably. They won't play. Duke doesn't go to the NIC. I would be shocked if Duke plays the rest of the season. They're going to opt out for sure. Well, they could still win the ACC tournament. They might opt out like half time when they're down by 20 to FSU.

Jake, you got a who's back week, and then we're going to have Billy on, which you should all listen to. Billy is very lucid and really gave us a great description of what it was like to be in the ring with Jose. It could take on Friday night. Yes.

Who's back? Tennis, the Australian in the first major. Djokovic is the one seed. Your boy. Oh, OK. All right. That's cool. That's pretty tight.

Yeah, Federer's still nursing an injury. He's the one seed, so. Federer's out? Yes. Rafa number two. OK. Should be interesting. Fans, no masks.

Right? Australia's pretty much gone. Good for Djokovic. Damn, Australia did it. Australia did it. Djokovic is definitely reintroducing COVID to the entire subcontinent there. Are they going to let fans in the March Madness?

Still TBD. They said at least family is guaranteed. Can we get all the people who have had vaccines? That would be nice. We need fans. I know. Like if the, I know. See this, again, I just go back to like, dude,

have Jeff Bezos, Mark Cuban, someone of these billionaires just do a cool move and get, like, pay for people with vaccines to live in Indianapolis for the first four days so that you can shuffle in and out different crowds to keep them amped up. Yeah, mix it up with the health care workers. You know what? Just take all the fans that were at the Super Bowl,

fly them to Indy. They should just be the sports fritter again. Yeah, the sports attendance fans. They should just be like, you guys have been approved. You've got a card. You can go to sports games. Go to all the big ones. Be ready, by the way, if you're a first-time listener

to a part of my take this season. Usually after football ends, we all, our bodies are like Jopa after he gets fired. Like all of our bodies break down. Like we're on our last legs. I would imagine we're all going to get sick. We're all going to have some type of ailment. Yeah, I mean, you've just been claiming that you're not sick.

You claimed, you've been coughing in our face and been like, yeah, it's just smokers cough. I don't have COVID. Yeah, yeah, but you're still. I have a cold probably. Yeah, which might be COVID. No, you've tested negative, right? And stayed positive.

We've all stayed positive. But our bodies are going to break down. I mean, PFT almost died from a donut. Actually happened. Can you believe that? Like I almost died from the one thing that's designed to have a hole in it for breathing purposes in case you do choke on it.

Yes. And dying the day before the Super Bowl. That's why the hole is the worst. And the week after I graduated from the 27 Club, that would have been the worst time to ever pass away. It sucked. But you know what? Good news for you.

Billy, in a podcast with our CEO, Erica Nardini, this week, called both of us old and Hank old and is essentially gunning for our jobs. So you would just, Billy might actually try to kill us. Did you see that clip? I did not. Oh my god. Billy football.

He was like, you know, PFT and Big Cat, they're getting old. Hank, getting old. They don't understand Twitch and TikTok like I do. Yeah. It was wild. He said the TikTok generation. By the way, Billy. I would love to just put Billy in like,

be like, Billy, do our jobs for a week. He would be like, I have to do this much work? Yeah. I like that Billy is like taking credit for knowing how TikTok works. And Billy does not know how TikTok works. He's just the same age as other people that know how TikTok works.

Correct, correct. That's like me being like, I'm a great C-sharp programmer. He doesn't use his TikTok. I would be offended if he looked at TikTok. He scrolls on TikTok. I would be offended by that clip if Billy had like any type of intelligence where I could think that he was a threat, but it was more just like, dude,

why are you admitting this out loud? It was Dwight Schrute just gunning for us. I honestly, I respected it. Yeah, I mean, because it's so stupid. When he said it, Billy's like, there's no way they're ever going to see or hear any of this. Right. Right, like this is off the record, right?

Like you should fire Big Cat, PFT, and Hank. All right, speaking of our beautiful boy, we are very proud of him. We want that on the record. He knocked Jose Cotsako out. It was awesome. We love Billy football. Hindsight is 20-20, you know,

people can throw whatever they want now, but I would say more, a majority of people thought he was going to lose. Absolutely. People were, people were legitimately like, what are you getting him into? This is crazy. He's going to get killed.

Everyone was nervous for Billy. I thought he was going to lose. Billy looked fucking Jose Cotsako in the face. No, I was just worried. I was like, fuck, man. You're right, though, Hank. There needs to be that. That needs to be stated,

because a lot of people are coming after, you know, afterwards and being like, wow, Jose, what a scumbag. He took a dive. People thought Billy was going to get killed. Right. Like people were like, oh, Billy's going to end up in the hospital.

Okay? So credit to Billy. He deserves all the credit. He's the champ. Here he is. All right, we now welcome on the champ, Billy football. He's in Florida.

He doesn't know how he got there. What's up, Billy? Bro, I mean, let's be real. For sure. I won the fight before it even started. The night before. Yeah. The night before.

The night before he was talking shit to me. I go, yo, bro, like, he was like, do you know what you got yourself into? And I was like, nah. And then, I mean, Yeah. Basically, basically, wait, wait. Yeah.

Basically, Yeah. The whole thing crazy. Go on. So the mental, right? I put myself in the mental space for no fear. And it was crazy. Yeah.

So what has been the coolest thing that you've done since you won the fight? Dude. So, so the fight happened, right? Sure did. Yeah. I thought he was gonna dive, but the real thing is he quit.

He just quit. He saw that he, like, low key, like, right? He quit low key. He started. Yeah. And then he quit because he, like, realized I was coming at him. He did try to punch you.

Like, he threw a punch, you ate it, and you were like, oh, I got this. You actually, you got more of a plan once you got punched in the face. Can we start again? Because I- Yeah, all right, here we go. We'll cut all that, three, two, one.

All right, we now welcome on the champ. It is Billy Football off of his championship fight. Billy, I guess the first thing we should ask, we always ask whenever we have a boxer on, are you good? Like, any injuries or anything from the fight? Any, like, maybe a headache or, like, so, you know, how's it, how the hands?

Because, you know, that was a tough fight. Are you, are you, did you get banged up at all? So the real, the real question was, was his punch going to knock me out? He was, he said he was a crazy hard puncher. Yeah. He hit me, I realized he was human, and I went after him. Yeah, and you did, you hit him a couple of times.

Like, yes, he did quit, and he's a little bitch, and he gave up, and he's exactly who we thought he was, which is a quitter. He didn't want to get physically abused, but you did hit him a couple of times, and could you tell, like, when you caught him with that left or that right? So, I went in on him, and he tried to wrap up with me,

and I bounced out and hit him with the one, two. And then, at that point, he knew, he was like, I'm done. He was like, I'm not gonna hit like this for three more minutes. Wait, wait, Billy, hold on, hold on, Billy, you cut out. We gotta, hold on. All right, we gotta start over, hold on. All right, three, two, one.

Okay, we now welcome on Billy, football, our champion, off his huge title fight against Jose Canseco. Billy, can you break it down? Can you tell us how the fight went? So, look, I legitimately got into a mental state, like, legitimately, like, meditated, like, went into it, and I was like, yeah, dude, like, I got into this mental state where I'm just like, no fear,

because like, I can't, like, like, think about this. If you're going to a fight with a guy who's saying he's gonna blunt force trauma you, you can't fear him. You have to, like, eliminate fear. So, I meditated, like, oh, you fuck you guys. I know you're fucking laughing, you asshole. No, we're not, we're not, we're proud of you, dude.

Bro, you guys don't fucking understand. I fucking was in wartime, fucking ass. Okay, all right, do you want to, you want to start it again for real, though? You want to start again for real? Let's do, can you compose yourself for three minutes? Ah, fuck. All right, here we go, three, two, one.

All right, we now welcome on our champion, the champ, Billy Football, off his huge first round knockout of Jose Canseco, that rat bitch. Billy, how we feeling? I feel amazing. I made him quit. Yeah? He didn't think I was gonna show up.

Tell us about the fight. Can you tell us how it went down in your eyes? So, basically, when the whole thing was, did he have superhuman punch power? And once he punched me and I realized that he didn't have superhuman punch power, I fucking went in on him, and that's what happened. When do you think that you realized

that you could win that fight? When he punched me with his jab, and it was nothing, and I was like, oh, I'm gonna get his ass. Uh-huh. So, before the fight, when we interviewed Jose on Friday night, he was saying that his strength, like, he's gonna punch you, and it's gonna be over. Did you feel that that wasn't the case?

No, you know what happened? He thought that I was a fucking real talk, like pussy, like bitch. And- We don't say bitch. No, what happened was, no, what happened was he didn't think I was like actually coming to fight.

I came out with a fighter, and he was like, holy shit, this isn't a celebrity boxing match. This motherfucker's coming out to kick my ass. And he quit. He quit. Were you a little bit intimidated that he was so much taller than you? No, I was taller than him, and he had mass on me,

but it was non-functional mass, so he was fucked. All right, so real quick, we'll let you go after this. I think the people wanna know though, how have you spent the last 48 hours after the fight? What have you been up to? Bro. I went down to Florida, and I'm about to buy an albino, I'm about to buy an albino Cobra.

Yeah? Okay. Bro, I'm about to go on this, bro. How do you plan on getting that venomous snake back to New York City? Dude, they can ship it. Yeah, they can. It's shipping it.

Let's put it in the mail. One last question for you, Billy. Did you go berserker mode? Yeah, bro. Dude, think about this. I was ready to fucking die, I was on death row. Think about this, imagine me, you had to put yourself in the fucking mindset,

I was like, dude, I might fucking die tonight. I had so many people out, I did you after the fight, I started crying in the fucking green room, because it was so great, like. All right, Billy, let's do this, let's end the show, we're gonna do a number, and you can do an animal fact, okay? Dude, I don't know fucking animal, thank you.

You have, Billy, come on, come on, Billy, you've got several, find one. Haven't you been learning about albino snakes? Yeah, deep down, find one. Ah, fuck. Tell us something about the cobra. What? Tell us something about the cobra.

Think about this, three weeks ago when I caught it, I had hero cardio and it killed me. Right, no, the cobra though. Tell me something about the snake that you're gonna buy. Tell us some animal facts about the cobra. The white snake. Yeah, then we're gonna do the numbers. Snakes have internal organs.

Nice. Good fact. All right, what number, Billy, you lead off, what number? 32, 32. 32, all right, eight. I'm gonna go 99. Eight again? 12. 18.

Oh, 32. Are you fucking serious? Fuck. Are you fucking serious, Billy? You're 32. No, it shows me, it shows the fire. Dude, I'm showing you right now, look into the camera. I'm fucking showing it to you.

I'm showing it to everyone, 32. I don't believe you. You're smart, he still got it, damn it. Still mentally sharp as a tack. It was four. Bro, I went to fucking war, I went to war, I went to war, I went to fucking war two nights ago.

Yeah, you did. So why don't you, hold on, let's start again and you can tell us about it. Three, two, one. All right, we now welcome on Billy Football. Billy, people are saying you went to war on Friday night, is that true? Bro, dude, my whole team, our team was way too high.

We won the night before because my team was way too high, my team's team was way too high, and Jose quit. He knew he was gonna get fucked up. Yeah, Billy, tell us about your mental state going into the fight. Bro, I went into fucking berserker mode, bro. I went into the fucking death row. I was like, there's a chance I died tonight

and I was like, fuck yeah, like, dude, like legitimately I was having panic attacks two weeks before the fight, but I had to make sure there was zero fear when I walked into that ring. It was legitimately, like I don't even know how to fucking talk about it, like, you have to eliminate fear and then you go in there

and you go in and throw my plan the whole time. I was gonna throw 140 punches around and that was my plan for three rounds. I had trained to punch 140 times a minute for three rounds. That's sick. And I went in there and I threw, like, he just folded because he knew what he was dealing with. Like, let's be real, like, you know,

he wanted to play around and make a show, but I went out there to kick his ass. He thought that I was gonna, like, you know, be wary because he fucking said he was gonna knock me out with some one-forced trauma. So Billy, what are you, what are you gonna spend the winnings on? You're gonna make any big unusual,

what are you gonna spend your winnings on? Are you gonna make any big unusual purchases? Dogecoin. Nice. Love it. Billy, you wanna pick a number? You wanna do the number? Yeah, do the numbers. This is your lottery.

I'll take it. 32. 32. I'll take eight. Hey guys, I know how to do it. Wow, dude. 99. Eight, like, show me eight. I was trying.

Oh, eight was just in there. I love you guys. Love you too, Billy. 79. 79. I love you too, Billy. We'll see you. Honestly, we might never see you again,

but if we do, we'll see you. Be safe, and if you can't bring the COVID back, just really sit into the Everglades. That's probably fine. I'm not gonna bring COVID back. I can't go back. It's over. All right, see you, Billy.

Fuck. See you, Billy. We love you. Love you, dude. Very proud of you. All right, I love you guys. Love you. Oh, yeah.

All right, my faith will take no one for the 99 and I'll pay the 2,000. Drink out. Drink out. Drink out. That's rich. Drink out. It's lit.

Drink out. That's my shit. Drink out. That's rich. Sipping out. Wash it down. I make it tight, hand me a straw, hit it with life, sugar prime,

light your strike. Hey, use the grip like you've been breakfast. I'm on your head where you down like I'm a necklace. Give you, you, you, you, you, then you forget this. Tried it RV free, tried it reckless. Drink out. That's rich. Drink out.

It's lit. Drink out. That's my shit. Drink out. That's rich. Drink out. Drink out. Drink out.

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