Pardon My Take - The Best Football Weekend Ever Recap, Fastest 2 Minutes And More
Episode Date: January 24, 2022The best football weekend ever just happened. We start with Fastest 2 minutes then recap every game. (00:02:54 - 00:06:19) Chiefs/Bills incredible game/finish ( 00:06:19- 00:32:17) Bengals/Titans ...and the end of Tannehill ( - 00:53:03) Packers/Niners and Rodgers chokes (00:53:03 - 01:20:32) Rams/Bucs and the computer simulation running out for Brady (01:20:32 - 01:36:03) We finish with who's back of the week.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake
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On today's pardon my take, holy fuck football.
What a weekend of football.
I'm gonna be buzzing forever.
I think this whole room is gonna be buzzing forever.
Uh, incredible, incredible weekend of football.
We had one of the greatest games I've ever watched
with the chiefs bills.
We had an insane comeback fall short with the bucks.
Aaron Rodgers choked again.
Joe Burrow and the Bengals are going to the AFC championship game.
We're gonna recap it all.
It is an incredible weekend to just soak in the, in the football.
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Damn.
Divisional round.
Chaos.
We started Nashville where the king has returned to his kingdom
as Derek John Henry was a steel driving man
running with a plate in his foot.
Jamarkey Mark Chase put in all the dirt after the catch
as the Bengals tried to prove they're not just new kids on the block.
The Bengals collected Hilton honors rewards points
as a defensive back made an incredible red zone interception
and it wasn't the only one as Ryan Tannehill was throwing a lot of pick,
pick, pick, pick, pick, pick.
And in the words of our good friend Frank the Tank,
more like Ryan Trashahill.
The game came down to the kicker as Evan Easy Mac Fiercen
cooked up an AFC championship game appearance
in less than a minute.
The Hennessy Titans are left drinking their sorrows away
wondering what could have been.
Bengals 19 Titans 16.
Hoonay.
In the Frozen Tundra where Aaron Rodgers looked more like Deshaun Fizer
as a quarterback avoided the end zone as if it were CDC guideline.
Big Daddy Trent Williams played bumper pool with Packers defenders
and the game plan was easy.
In order for the Niners to win this game
they were going to have to keep Aaron Rodgers from scoring.
Get a touchdown on special teams and have Jimmy Garoppolo commit zero turnovers.
But in the good words of my dear, dear friend Meatloaf,
two out of three ain't bad.
Ellie Robbie Golden kicked the game winner
as Packers fans looked on wishing for Lambo to burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, burn.
Former Washington football team coach Kyle Shanahan
beats former Washington football team coach Matt LaFleur 13 to 10.
In Tampa Bay where Kendall Roy Blanton started the scoring
and had Twitter off the hook, Tom Brady will have trouble kissing his kids
after suffering a bloody lip in the first half.
But as the saying goes, never count out, touchdown Tom.
It was a wild second half as the Bucks needed a prayer
and went to knock, knock, knocking on Evan's door time and time again
to bring them within a score.
Cam Akersmark was running drunk and engaged in some whiskey business
as he fumbled late to give the Bucks a shot.
The game came down to the wire and as my good friend Mick Jagger once said,
give me a little drink from your loving Cooper cup.
Just one drink and we're in the NFC championship game.
I think that's how it went.
The Rams shocked the Super Bowl champs 30 to 27.
And we finished in Kansas City where Peter Gabriel Davis was a sledge hammer
scoring four touchdowns.
Josh Howard brought his Viagra again, but the Chiefs had a hard man of their own.
Hey boom, I'm here and right now we have Patrick Mahomes down on the sideline.
Patrick?
Holy cack!
God dang, I'm tickle-picking.
That's what I call some football.
Andy Reed pulled me aside.
He said when times get grim, don't be the grim reaper.
You know, don't be the KC Chiefs.
Be the KC Anthony's.
And we're all pulling like the dick as he got coaching other slices of chocolate cake.
I was thinking of dunking and thinking of running out there.
But I just let my freak flag fly.
And y'all already know I love playing catch up.
Appreciate sales always.
Pull me, TJ.
All right, Chiefs in overtime.
42-36.
Thank you, Patrick.
As always.
Love to have you guys back on next week.
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Okay, holy shit.
That was an awesome, awesome weekend of football.
I love football.
I love football, big cat.
I'm going to do the verbal tweet, which is if you don't love me at my super wild card weekend,
you don't deserve me at my super divisional round Sunday.
I mean, it applies here because this, I went basic as well when I was like,
there is literally nothing better than sports.
And I truly believe that because what we watched, you just cannot replicate.
You know, the three games leading up to the Sunday night game were all great,
very dramatic, awesome games, huge implications.
But Sunday night's game with the Bills and the Chiefs,
and we'll start there and then we'll go backwards to the Bengals Titans.
That game was simply incredible.
Like I, and I know people will come away from it having, we actually predicted it as it went to
overtime.
We're like, well, now this is going to be great because people are just going to talk about
the overtime rules.
How about let's talk about that game was incredible and those two quarterbacks were
playing on a different level.
Like Josh Allen played a perfect game and he lost.
There's no justice for that.
I feel absolutely heartbroken for the city of Buffalo.
Like that is on a scale of one to 10 bad losses and heartbreaking losses.
It's, it's an 11.
I think tonight's loss probably equals two Super Bowl losses for the Buffalo faithful
that has lived, lived through it all because this team, I think was proud.
They were definitely going to be favored next week.
Yep.
Probably would have been favored in the Super Bowl against either one of
those teams.
It felt like we were watching the two best teams in the NFL.
And I know we're going to get to everyone else.
And that's, you know, that could, that could still be decided, but when you're watching
that game, you're like, these two teams don't really have flaws.
You know, they were playing at such a high level.
Every single offensive possession felt like it was the stakes were so high.
It's crazy to think we actually were joking.
Like it was a joke and anyone who says it wasn't a joke, you're lying.
It was a joke when we said they left too much time for Patrick Mahomes at 13 seconds.
It happened three times in a row.
It was like the end of that Tennessee bowl game where it was going back and forth, back
and forth, back and forth.
It was, there was too much time on the clock left for Patrick Mahomes.
Then there was too much time on the clock left for Josh Allen.
Then there was too much time on the clock left again for Patrick Mahomes at 13 seconds,
which is, as we know, the perfect amount of time to run a quarterback draw,
maybe not the perfect amount of time to go, what, 60 yards and keep a field goal?
Mike McCartney was like, what are they doing?
You're allowed to pass in these situations?
That was insane.
You can look for your tight end up to seam.
You said that neither one of these teams have flaws.
I think they do have flaws on the defense side, but as far as from an entertainment
standpoint, these are the two best offenses in the NFL.
And Josh Allen, you're right.
He played an absolutely perfect game and Patrick Mahomes had 177 yards passing after
the two minute warning.
Yeah.
It was insane.
And obviously the defenses weren't, they're not the two best defenses in league, but,
you know, I, I discount the end of the game chaos.
Like that was sometimes games get like that where it's like, well, the defense doesn't
really matter.
And he like, there's nothing either team can do.
It's just wide open shootout.
They, both defenses actually played okay up into that point, like making the other offense
go long drives for scores, not like, you know, they, they did an okay job
given how good these quarterbacks are.
But yeah, it's crazy that we were sitting there watching the game and it's like insane
the sliding doors.
It's fourth and 13 with a minute and 54 left in the game and the bills are down 26 to 21.
And if Josh Allen doesn't hit Gabriel Davis on that fourth and 13 play for a touchdown,
we have already finished recording this show because the Mahomes gets the ball back and
they just get a couple of first downs games over instead.
He hits Gabriel Davis.
They go up 2726 and the final score, this is with a minute and 54 left and the final score
was 42 to 36.
It's insane.
It was just touchdown, touchdown, then the field goal, like an absolutely insane game
where both guys are playing at like all time level.
I'll tell you this.
You have to, you know, another, another basic tweet we got to throw out.
Say it.
The league's in good hands.
Yes.
Yeah, no, no, these guys, the future of the NFL is bright with these youngsters.
I can't wait to watch the next decade.
There are so many good young players out there, especially in the AFC.
Damn.
Today was like, it was one of those Sundays where it's life affirming watching football
because you're like, I'm not the one that's wasting my life.
No.
Carrying this much about sports.
You guys are the ones, it's the, you know, the classic saying this game is drunk.
This game was on the high quality meth, the stuff that they give to billionaires,
the limitless pill that us peasants don't have or aren't able to get our hands on
because we don't have the pure Sudafed that they have.
It's the greenies and the Mets dug out in the 1980s.
That's what we were taking.
It was the best.
I was, I was snorting pure lines of football and I'm, and I'm probably going to have a
football hangover.
Oh, I mean, I think we all will tomorrow morning.
We're going to wake up.
We're going to have a headache and we're going to be like, what's the matter?
I drank plenty of water yesterday.
Oh, it's all the awesome football that I watched.
Watching these four games this weekend, I'm pretty sure that just based on heart rate data,
you probably got like 10 hours of cardio in this week.
My Apple watch said during the, the bill's chief's games, there's a note that like pops
up and it says, please remember to breathe.
It's like breathing helps with creativity.
It's like, no, I'm not breathing.
I don't have time to breathe.
I like, I just keep going back and we could talk about the bills, but like Patrick Mahomes,
I mean, Andy Reed, total baller to tell him when it's grim, be the grim reaper with 13 seconds
left, 13 seconds left.
I do think the bills made a complete bonehead strategic error, not squibbing that kick that
even if they down it, even if he falls on it, that's at least three seconds that you,
you take off the clock and now it's 10 seconds about 13.
You gave them free seconds there when I guess now we know 13 seconds is too many
seconds for Patrick Mahomes.
It is.
And when, when almost made a Rick Petino joke.
Yep.
We didn't do it.
We didn't do it.
When Tyreek Hill was scoring that touchdown, I noticed he threw up the deuces on him.
He put the deuces on while he was running in the end zone.
I'm pretty sure that's a taunting penalty, right?
Yeah.
So that penalty should have probably added.
They probably would have scored it in the very next play anyways.
Right.
Well, people were saying if he had gone down the game wouldn't have even gotten to that
point where Josh Allen then, because Tyreek Hill scores a touchdown with a minute left.
And then Josh Allen goes and scores a touchdown with 13 seconds left.
It was crazy.
No, I'm doing the math on that one.
I think that would have eaten up enough seconds where Patrick Mahomes after Josh Allen had already
scored would have only had like nine seconds left.
Probably too much.
Probably too much.
Probably still too much time on the clock.
You can't stop Patrick Mahomes.
You just can't.
There's nothing you can do.
The only thing you can do to stop Patrick Mahomes is install Cliff Kingsbury as his head coach.
Yeah.
He's the only person that's been able to bottle him up.
It's crazy too because Patrick Mahomes like the style that they won the game until the end
because the end just became a shootout crazy.
Like the bills were just basically like we're going to keep everything in front of us.
Patrick Mahomes, you're going to have to beat us with 10 play drives.
And he did.
You know what I mean?
Like he and he used his feet.
Like the fact that the first half the most explosive play that the chiefs had was Patrick
Mahomes running the ball.
It just shows that he can do everything.
And it's insane to watch.
And I know that we have like a little dip where like the league figured him out.
And oh, the chiefs, the shines off the chiefs.
No, no, no.
This guy is he's he's fucking incredible.
Did I do the math right on this that there were there were 25 points scored in the last two minutes
of the game?
So that's also counting overtime, I think.
So there was the touchdown to Davis, two point conversion digs.
That's eight.
Yep.
Then there was a touchdown.
That's 15.
Yep.
Then.
Oh, yeah.
So it's 25.
Then Josh Allen came back down the field through another one to Davis.
And then there were 25 fucking points scored in the last two minutes.
It's crazy of regulation of this game.
Yeah, no, it felt like there was a fight that was on.
I forget the guys that were fighting in UFC last night.
I think it was a second to last one.
But this game reminded me of that fight where they're like they're kind of checking each other,
beating each other up pretty good for for the first like 90 percent of the fight.
And then the last 30 seconds, they just go apeshit on each other and they just start
swinging and punch each other as hard as they can in the face.
That's what this game was.
Yeah.
No, that's that was my point when I said that if you had freeze framed it with a minute,
55 seconds left and the score is is chiefs 26 and bills 21.
That's a minute and 55 seconds left.
That's a new freeze frame it.
And then the game ends 42 36.
It's crazy.
We can talk a little bit about the overtime rules because I think
the game obviously flipped on Josh Allen's coin flip.
Yeah.
You're partially to blame.
And I'm OK with tails.
I'm OK with dying by tails.
Agreed.
Because tails doesn't fail.
It rhymes.
So I don't have a problem because I'd have a much bigger issue if you had called heads
and then tails lands.
Yeah, then you look like an idiot.
Then you look like an idiot.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about the rhyme.
So I'm OK with that.
I'm also OK.
I would prefer the overtime rules be different.
But still Pete Prisco is right.
Defense is a big part of football.
You have to get a stop.
Yeah.
I mean, I have no problem.
The NFL came out tomorrow and they're like, hey, we're changing.
We're changing the way we do overtime.
It's going to be like college overtime.
I'm fine with that.
And you know what you have to do?
You don't have to easy fixes, which is so stupid.
The NFL just doesn't do it.
Just make that the overtime rule for playoffs.
Yeah.
No one gives a fuck if in week three the Steelers and like the Tim Boyle didn't get the ball.
You know what I mean?
They care about these type of games when Josh Allen doesn't get the ball.
So it's a totally.
My whole point though is it's a fair criticism.
I'm just tired of having this debate because I'd rather talk about how incredible this game was
because you know that's what's going to be like Colin Coward is going to lead his.
It's going to be like Josh Allen never touched the ball.
Overtime rule sucked.
No, that game was incredible.
It's unfortunate that the bills lost.
I was rooting for the bills.
They got absolutely like their hearts ripped out of their chest.
But let's talk about how great the game was.
Mike Greenberg is going to be on an all time tear tomorrow with the overtime rules.
He's going to have some dumb like abstract rule change that nobody's even thought of
and just put out a masterclass.
So I don't know.
Just do it.
Do it for the playoffs.
It's so easy to play.
That's a good rule.
And after right at the coin toss the losing quarterback should touch the ball before
they kick it off.
Then you can be like both quarterbacks touched the ball.
They technically touched the ball.
Um, so the chiefs go on incredible, incredible game.
Tyree kill like that.
He's it's so crazy how how he changes games like that slippery because that touchdown
that he scored late in the fourth quarter, we forget that that kick return that punt
return he had was such a like game shifting play to he's just so goddamn good.
But we should talk about the bills.
Josh Allen was incredible.
It was the full Josh Allen show.
It was like, I mean, it was not to like compare him to someone else, but it felt like
a even better version of 2015 Cam Newton where like he will pass it over everyone.
He will throw a bomb to Gabriel Davis.
Oh, and then when he wants to run the ball, he literally hurt their defensive players.
He ran over one of their defensive players.
The quarterback put one of their defensive players out of the game because he's that
much of a wrecking ball.
And anytime he wants to run, you just know like it always looks bad because you're like,
Oh, they don't have it blocked.
And then he just emerges from from like the madness of the line and he gets like 10 yards.
So goddamn big.
This is a fun stat about Josh Allen.
This was on the athletic earlier this week.
It was talking about his season that he had this year and how efficient at running the
ball he was.
There are only three players in NFL history that have had more efficient seasons running
the football than Josh Allen did.
You know, they are.
They're all three quarterbacks actually.
It's Cam Newton Lamar.
No, it's Cam Newton Vic Robert Griffin in 2012 and then Michael Vic in his Madden year in 2004.
That's it.
It's crazy.
So Josh Allen is he's he's a fucking force.
It always did seem tonight though that it was a little bit harder for the bills.
For most of the night than it was for the chief.
Well, I think there was also play calling like they're that last drive,
the drive that started the the flurry, the drive that they get fourth and 13 for a touchdown.
It was baffling what they were doing.
They were essentially trying to run the clock, but also not realizing they needed a touchdown.
And some of those play calls made no sense.
It wasn't just that because even on that first drive that they were going for on fourth down,
they had to go for it a lot.
They had to put their nuts on the table for a good part of the night.
So it just felt like it was just like slightly harder for the bills on office.
Now that's not saying much because obviously they were they were able to make it work,
even when it was difficult for them on the last drive on that fourth and 13.
Davis put that dude on skates.
That was an awesome route that he ran.
He's going to make a lot of money.
Yeah, I mean, he was crazy and put a little tickler in this or put a little pin in this comment
rather than I'm about to say.
It shows how good Josh Allen is that he likes Stefan Diggs is his guy.
Stefan Diggs had what seven yards tonight.
Stefan Diggs probably wasn't open as much as Gabriel Davis.
That's the sign of a mature quarterback.
It's like, I'm going to take what the defense gives me and burn them with other guys.
Just because you took away my number one receiver doesn't mean I won't hit other guys.
Aaron Rogers throwing it only to Devonte Adams.
We'll get to that.
But that's like Josh Allen.
You go into this game and if you said Gabriel Davis is going to have 200 yards and four touchdowns,
you're like, well, did Stefan Diggs get hurt?
I don't know.
But that's Josh Allen will find the right guys.
That bomb he threw was, it's just, oh my God, his fucking arm.
I know this is like actually terrible.
No, let's just gush.
Let's gush.
Well, I don't also want to take away from the chiefs because the chiefs are the one
the team marching on and I did gush over Patrick Mahomes and they deserve to win.
It's not like a game where it's like, oh, the chiefs, that's bullshit that they won.
No, no, they were the better team tonight.
It was heartbreaking for the bills.
I just think if you're a bills fan, you have to just go to sleep tonight as terrible as this is
and as terrible as the winter is going to be and waking up tomorrow morning.
Josh Allen is 25 years old and you have him for the next decade.
And he's already locked up on his first, you know, long term deals extension.
He's going to be awesome for a long time and you just got to go to sleep knowing that.
Isn't it so cool how like one dude can make an entire city happy for 10 years?
It's going to get to Joe Burrow.
Yeah, we're talking about it.
Like, no, our good friend Tom Fresneli texted me during the game like in the fourth quarter.
He's like, I want this for us.
And I was like, the Bears will never have this.
This is a different sport.
Like we were watching quarterbacking at the highest, highest level.
You know what the sickest pass was, I thought, was when he threw that one to Davis,
the bomb that went about 50 yards in the air, but it never left the screen.
Yeah, you could see the ball on the screen the entire time because it was just a fucking missile.
And I think Billy got our podcast into international trouble with that one,
making some sort of like Ukrainian political statement out of that throw way to go.
Billy now like now rushes probably hacking memes as we speak.
Yeah, I got hacked on Saturday.
I know I don't know if memes is I don't know if he tweeted this out today.
No disrespect to him if he did.
I just want to say that like in the instance of a Gabriel Davis type player,
having four touchdown catches for 200 yards,
I don't think that people should be using the Randy Moss meme
to describe a game that's better than that Randy Moss game
where he had three catches, three touchdowns, 160 yards, whatever.
Yeah.
Gabriel Davis lit it up tonight.
He was incredible.
Like every single time they needed a big play, he was there.
And Cole Beasley was awesome as well.
I just I love watching Josh Allen play football.
He's so fun to watch.
I'm heartbroken for Buffalo.
That is 13 seconds is going to just live in their minds
and it's going to haunt them because that's and that tells you everything.
Like everything that we said about Josh Allen and how much we love him.
The fact that 13 seconds was too much time for Patrick Holmes.
Like that's the biggest takeaway of this game.
Like Patrick Holmes, 13 seconds.
You could say the Bill's defense had a fatal flaw there, which they did.
But it's still Patrick Holmes making throws, having like clock awareness.
Like as much as we laughed about Dak and Mike McCarthy,
that's what perfect quarterback looks to all pro safeties to I think make it worse.
That was the problem with the Tyree touchdown.
And yeah, the end of the game was, you know, the back end of the defense.
And with Tyree, it's a little bit different
because he did the angle.
Yeah, but he kills.
He makes anyone look slow and makes anyone have bad angles.
Like that's how different his speed is.
As much as you yell at Tyreek Hill for catching a ball and then immediately
he hops backwards like, I don't know, four yards right after he catches it.
He'll have a couple of times where he loses like two or three yards
after the catch because he's trying to make a play.
But then he'll have another play like three downs later
where he hops backwards, sprints sideways and goes off for 55 yards.
It's crazy.
And then I think he's got something on his uniform.
I think he's got like he sprays himself down with Pam before a game.
We haven't even talked about Travis Kelsey with the with the touchdown catch
to win the game.
I mean, like that's the chiefs are just full on chiefs now.
And I like that's the most reductive analysis possible,
but there's nothing else you can say.
They're just back to being the holy fuck.
They have dudes everywhere, chiefs like Jared McKinnon
being a game changer in passing and running.
Clyde Edwards or Hilaire was Hilaire.
Hilaire.
Hilaire.
Hilaire.
Jake.
Jake.
Either.
Clyde Edwards, Hilaire, like he was running angry.
He was he was making moves, making guys like just rolling over people.
They just have everything.
It's it's entire math.
You got hurt in like what second play of the game.
Like I chiefs are fucking really, really good team.
And I yeah, I mean, I feel really, really bad for the bills.
I know I'm just repeating myself, but I that's how bad I feel for the bills
that I'm probably going to be muttering that when I wake up in the morning.
But like, man, I feel bad for the bills.
Also shout out to the guy in Kansas City that was dressed up as the wolf today.
That guy came to play like imagine going to an NFL game.
He's sitting on about the 50 yard line, best seats in the house.
Every time the camera cut to him in the biggest moments of the game,
he had the full wolf outfit on.
He knew you can't see through that thing.
You know what he also had?
He's just pumping up the crowd.
He had the shirt on that said come at me in February with a Lombardi trophy.
You know what he also had?
This is why he can be the wolf and go to that game and just be the
wolf because he had a GoPro on his head.
So he's probably going to rewatch the tape later.
I love that.
Yeah.
Good for him.
If I can get it's basically like you went to the game twice.
You get to go home and watch that game.
He's actually the smartest person in the world for getting to go home.
I wish.
You know what?
I really wish there was.
I wish I had the men in black memory eraser thing where you can just like
erase the last four hours of your life.
Yes.
So that I could go back and watch this game for the first time again.
I mean, oh man.
I guess I could get blackout drunk and hope that affects my memory.
It's crazy to that like game of the year over.
That was actually in doubt.
That fourth and 13.
I still can't get over the fact that Josh Allen converting that fourth and 13 led to
the craziest ending in like string of events because if he doesn't get that it's game over.
Like the chiefs get their first downs little Tyreek running the route that no one can guard.
And again, we're probably already home.
Like that's how nuts the game went from that moment on.
Yeah.
I think it all it all turned on the lack of the squib.
Yeah.
You got to squib it.
You got to script even three seconds makes it so that you have one maybe two plays.
I mean what they do it in two plays.
The crazy part is you don't have this conversation about any other team except for the chiefs.
Right.
It doesn't matter.
It's 13 seconds.
You can do it.
You can onside kick it probably and still be fine with the chiefs.
It's like you need to bleed two and a half seconds off the clock somehow.
Like that's forever going to just be like 13 seconds too much time for Patrick Welms.
That's a joke.
That is a joke.
That's a literally a joke that he made a reality.
13 seconds.
You guys want to hear insane stat.
Yeah.
Insane stat.
Yes.
Is it going to be right.
Yes.
I love you Billy.
Chiefs game time field goal drive took less time than Dax quarterback sneak.
Well yeah because Dax had 14 seconds left.
Exactly.
Yeah.
That isn't crazy to think about.
That is insane.
That's crazy.
It's this whole game.
You know what you remember back right before that fourth and 13 call when the the guy came
onto the field.
Yeah.
There's a fan on the field that got lit up.
If the bills win that game that guy is the biggest mush in the history of Kansas City.
Oh yeah.
That guy that guy almost cost them a playoff game single handedly but you had Patrick Welms.
You had Patrick Welms and then Patrick Welms lovely wife spring champagne on everyone which
is just like how you have to respect that move.
She said I know I you can't what do you say to that if you're just standing underneath
if you're a bills fan and you're underneath and you just get sprayed with champagne as
you get your heart ripped out.
That's I want I want if there's a bills fan that can prove that they were there please
tweet us.
Also like this isn't baseball or pop and champagne for the divisional rounds.
Good point.
It was a good game though Hank.
It was I was I would complain about that if I were you too but I'm not complaining.
I'm just I'm more like if you're Patrick my home dude it's just bored.
Like if the chiefs lose next week it's going to be such a bad look like everyone's going
to be playing.
No I agree.
You do open yourself up.
It's not necessary.
I just think that this was probably the best game in the history of the NFL playoffs.
And so to win it one of them for sure one of the craziest games.
Yes.
Twenty eight to three was also a very crazy game.
But you said that on me.
It was such a wild it was such a wild ending and just such such an incredible thing to watch
that I kind of I excuse any bad behavior that took place right after this game.
Yeah.
No it was a lot of emotion.
You got to you got to let out eyes.
I walked away from from the gambling cave and I was like I need 10 minutes to just like
sit down and just collect like where I'm at.
I mean I was getting dizzy with with what was happening.
I'm going to give Jackson my home is also a pass on any tiktoks that he creates and
posts after this game.
I feel like that's also a situation.
There's a little bit of a halo period.
Yeah.
It's like 12 hours here.
I as much as I would love I mean I'm not joking when I say this we could probably just sit
here for the next two hours and just talk about how sick this game was and just repeat
ourselves like what a game we should probably move on.
But what a game it did one last time what a game that game was freaky nasty.
It was it was one you'll you'll remember forever not just because it was game of the year no
big deal 3 and 0 but it was one you will everyone except Bill's fans because that sucks will remember
forever and I 25 points in the last two minutes.
Incredible.
Incredible.
So that's sliding door moments like go just think about how we were feeling when we were
watching that play being like it's over the games over the bills lost the under hit like
this sucks and then from that point on just chaos absolute chaos.
Josh Allen is going to be your quarterback for a long time.
Bill's fans just keep saying that to yourself like that's that's your mantra.
You wake up you say it over and over to yourself.
We have Josh.
We have Josh and Josh we trust we're going to be OK because Josh Allen is our quarterback
over and over.
All right.
Let's move on.
We'll go back in time.
We got Bengals Titans.
I was very wrong about this game.
I've been getting beat up by Bengals fans.
I was very I almost so much so that I almost started a war with them.
We came to an agreement to not to put our guns down.
But the Bengals go into Tennessee.
The biggest takeaway from this game is one the Bengals defense like they played their balls
off the Titans defense was also incredible.
Ryan Tannehill I will like never ever let me bet on him again in a playoff game.
You have to take my phone.
You have to put me in a mental ward.
Never ever let me do that.
I'm so happy that I never gave up on the Ryan Tannehill is a mediocre
quarterback take.
Yeah.
Because there were some times to Ryan's credit that he almost proved me wrong.
He actually did prove me wrong.
Probably probably like a couple dozen times because he's been very good over the last
couple of years.
But this is a lesson to all the kids out there.
Never give up on a take your take is not wrong until you admit that it's wrong
because Tannehill did me the gift of showing me that he was still capable at times of being
old Ryan Tannehill.
It's and that's just it's who he is.
He's never going to be a great great quarterback.
He can be a he can be a good quarterback.
He can be a very good quarterback sometimes.
But he's always he's going to show up at some point usually when you need it the most for
him to not be old Ryan Tannehill is when he knocks out your door.
He did.
He did it inside of the game.
He did.
He started the the game first play of the game interception.
He had the the Mike Hilton interception was an incredible play by him.
I still think that that's just lack of awareness that like hey dude there's a dude just streaking
in front of your face.
Maybe don't throw the screen and then he throws the insane dime to AJ Brown for that touchdown
that was like it was so casual.
He put it in the absolute he basically put it in his like underneath his arm because
he didn't even use two hands for it.
He fit in right there between his arm and his pads.
And then and then at the end of the game when you are at worst going to go to overtime at
best maybe win the game with with a fat Randy revenge kick.
You do the one thing you're not you cannot do.
You throw into triple coverage to not AJ Brown to not Julio Jones to fucking Nick Westbrook
Aquini and it gets tipped which was a great play by E.I.
Apple again the Bengals defense was incredible but like you can't do that and he did it and
he's a fucking moron and I'm done with him.
Also Evan McPherson I think we can say Evan McPherson already the second best kicker in
the NFL because he had that one bad game against the Packers where it was just a bet.
There was bad kicking vibes all over the field for that game.
That's when Mason Crossbar I think missed three or four field goals.
Yes.
And McPherson caught a little bit of the yips from Mason Crossbar missed a couple of his own
but since then he's been you could even say like he's been as good as Justin Tucker for
the rest of this year.
And people are like why would you ever draft a kicker.
You draft a kicker because he's Evan McPherson and he's like right now in retrospect.
If you were to say how what would you spend on Justin Tucker right now would you use a
first round pick on him.
Yeah you probably would.
Evan McPherson is probably the only other guy in the league Carlson is pretty good too
that you could justify using a draft pick on a kicker.
And he and Joe Burrow after the game said that he he did a warm up like you know like swing
and then was like all right guess we're going to the AFC championship game and that was that's
that's how like cocky and confident he was and yeah he's a total game changer.
If you have a kicker like that it completely like even the Titans defense was was incredible.
Nine sacks.
Joe Burrow took a couple sacks where he they basically it felt like they were going out
of field goal range and then Evan McPherson was like no I got it we're good like they
would have lost points with any other kicker and they were and they didn't do that.
And I mean the Bengals so I did have that war with with Bengals fans.
I'm going to say something real quick.
They're going to get upset about this.
The Bengals also had a lot of luck in this game.
There were a few plays like when you think about it the the penalty on the touchdown
for the Titans the extra point and then the Titans decided to go for two.
Yeah that that was the right call.
Yeah but I literally changed the game like that was a lot like you got a penalty
and it ended up basically deciding the game for you.
Billy can you go get me some water sorry.
We don't have water in this office it's fucking terrible.
Any time you can give up nine sacks and win a game you have to have some breaks go away.
They had that they had right before the Ryan Tannehill interception they were trying to call
time out didn't the refs just didn't see it so it like just didn't count and guess what it's
better to be lucky than good sometimes so don't apologize I'm not saying that I'm just saying
the Titans I walked away from this game being like the Bengals run is incredible they deserve to
be in this in the AFC Championship game they have every chance to beat the Chiefs who they beat
a couple weeks ago but if you're the Titans you have to be just killing yourself how you how you
manage this game and how you threw this game away like even the little things like I don't think
Derek Henry was hit 100% obviously he's got a fucking plate in his foot why they didn't run
Deontay Freeman form in more and he was so much he's so much faster there's so much work that
two point conversion was actually a case study of Billy's point about how he's not a good short
yardage back because his legs are too long and he takes a while to gain a head of steam that's
a runway that's exactly what happened if he got the ball one step later the guy off the edge comes
in grabs him by his shoelaces and takes him down I think a stronger lower to the ground runner
powers through that arm tackle yeah I think it's Henry's like don't get me wrong great great running
back he's not 100 probably the best in the NFL you can make the argument that he is it's like him
and Jonathan Taylor but uh he wasn't he wasn't totally healthy your foot can't be totally healthy
after eight weeks there was a play I think it was in the fourth quarter where it was very apparent
like he broke through the line there's a flying here there he broke through the line and prime Derek
Henry would have just buried the linebacker might have been the safety into the ground the stiff arm
and it would have been like a 30 yard run maybe even a touchdown instead he was a slight step slower
and he gets tackled you know maybe an eight yard game and he's like oh yeah that's the difference
right there yeah that's the difference between a hundred percent and whatever he's playing at
probably 75% he wasn't totally ready to go but if you can sack the opposing quarterback nine times
you should probably win that game yeah no that's a general rule of thumb so it's there's the the
Bengals had to have a little bit of luck on their side but they also had to make some nasty plays
well they ended up doing I was gonna say Jamar Chase was the complete game changer game record
that he is he had 105 or 109 yards 95 of those yards came after the catch like he basically every
time the Bengals needed something explosive something to flip the field he was that guy and
he that's how fucking good he is so I'm not I'm not taking away from the Bengals I'm saying more
like walking away from that game Bengals incredible story they absolutely have a chance to beat the
chiefs next week the Titans as a franchise have to be sitting there being like what just happened
because we we very much could have won that game if Ryan Tannill plays a little bit better
if the two-point conversion thing doesn't happen like nine sacks is crazy so we want the Bengals
to win next week I think I was yeah I know I think I do I want you over Hank also yeah we were
rooting for a friend Joe the problem the issue I'm running into is that Joe's pissed off now
that he's sick of the whole like we're underdog narratives so I I want to keep reminding him
that he's an underdog so he'll continue to be pissed off Bengals fans should actually thank me
that I put the Titans in the CLP I can't I can't believe we keep doing this where it's like you
want me to doubt because I'm a fucking idiot and I get things wrong all so I feel like those fans
really seem to have oh yeah you know what it was I literally haven't seen any no no it was great oh
my god well yeah because you you bet on the Bengals yeah so why would you see him well I would
have to I don't I don't live in your mentions but I'm pretty sure that like whatever team you bet
against no it was gonna hate you it was so it was a clip from I said the Titans were gonna kill the
Bengals on the pro football football show I think I might have said it on the advisors too it's like
this is the this is the job we what do you want me to get in front of like a camera and be like
I think it could be a good game like I don't know who's gonna win right that's what I'm saying so
yeah but no whoever you pick against is right right well Titans fans they are have always been
disrespected I actually had Titans fans mad at me because I picked them which is another story but
I didn't I put that aside Bengals fans were like the everyone's disrespect I think they're the
chip on the shoulder team like they like you said like Joe Burrow like the narrative is literally
the Bengals shouldn't be here so they all Bengals fans take what the team is doing and being like
what the fuck like why aren't people respecting us which is a very fast thing to do
after not winning a playoff game for 31 years it happened overnight but at the end of the day
I say it again it will never change but if I bet against your team that doesn't mean I hate your
team um but that's just the reality of it I'll take some of the heat off you real quick listen
these the in the year 2022 I don't think that the Bengals have a chance in hell of beating the
Chiefs with these two teams there you go Bengals are two years away from even being able to compete
against the Chiefs there's no chance that a team like the Bengals could go up against the Chiefs
and outscore them 0% clip chance and get to the bank there's a two and on guy who I thought was
my brother who really stabbed me in the back who took the clip from pro football football show and
I think he replied it to every account for like four hours every treat I had it was the first
tweet he was doing it the old takes exposed he was going full-on so I understand I can't wait I
can't wait until I have a hundred people reminding me that the Bengals did in fact beat the Chiefs
like a month ago right that's the best part oh man I was their offensive line some bold and
bore material you're gonna get them fired yeah he often line that's their that's their only hope
I you know what let's just spam the timeline with the meme about drafting penne school instead of
jamar chase the crazy thing is like it works both ways if you do have jamar chase you can throw the
ball to him he changed drops give him the ball and then let him rack up the yak right right yeah no
he changed the game and I think at this point the Bengals like if you the Chiefs are more have more
talent right now on their roster so do the Rams so do the Niners but the Bengals have Joe Burrow
and it's like this weird thing that you just feel like you always have a chance with Joe Burrow
and Evan McPherson and Jamar Chase and oh yeah their defensive line played really well too like
that was part of Tannenhill playing bad and the running game getting stuffed so they they have
like that little mojo thing going that it might look on paper like the Chiefs are gonna kill them
but I wouldn't count out the Bengals at all at all did you see the world's saddest mayor's bet
that got put out last week yes that was the funniest shit of all time it was the mayor of
of Nashville whose name is Cooper I think and then the mayor of Cincinnati I think his name's
Pureval I don't know how to pronounce the last name I might have butchered that but it was a picture
of the two of them meeting and they look like the two biggest nerds that have ever existed
and they're like shaking hands and they're tweeting back and forth at each other saying
how about a friendly wager if my titans win then you have to wear a Tennessee jersey oh no
the Bengals win Al and good nature put on a Cincinnati Bengals jersey oh no like fair play
the game is afoot are these are these people actual humans like I don't have a handshake they're
both working all politicians are not humans they're they're fucking robots like at least normal
mayor's bets which we love to make fun of here on part of my take it's like it would be okay I'll
I'll eat a giant inflatable pool filled with Cincinnati chili and then if you win I'll just
I'll hammer down five Nashville hot chicken sandwiches and sit on a toilet for eight hours
that's that's like a normal thing is to just bet the food but just like to wear a jersey it's a
total loan total always we see that picture yeah we need the picture tomorrow yes um this yeah I mean
the Bengals are going to the FC championship it's crazy I would have you know what I would have
bet would be just like the state of Kentucky because I think Tennessee and Cincinnati both
have rightful claims the entire state Kentucky who gets to own it am I wrong to say that the
Bengals stadium isn't it like on a river that's basically inside of Kentucky it's close I'll have
to pull up a map but that's right on the border yeah but shout out it's on that river that Chris
Collins were saved those people or no he got off first oh yeah yeah he almost died yeah he got off
first the the floating uh restaurant that almost floated away mm-hmm it was like on a barge and
it almost floated away I think it was a I can't remember he pulled like a cow he pulled a george
can stand and jump off first jump to the front of the line yeah well everyone's like well this might
just go down the river here's a guy that'll save his own ass um the Bengals yeah I mean the Bengals
are marching on I I don't know what the Titans are gonna do going forward because it does feel like
can't you probably you can't win a Super Bowl with Ryan Tano can you know see I'm done with I'm
I'm already thinking like maybe maybe you could I'm totally Derek Henry was healthy maybe you could
and if you had Will Compton many people are saying the curse of Will Compton all his teams keep
losing well it's crazy because the Titans remade their entire defense in a year and it was really
really good like they played awesome and Ryan Tannehill like if you could just do a uh uh uh
Freaky Friday you needed Ryan Tannehill from a couple years ago with this defense and then you
have a Super Bowl team but it'll never match up never it never will if you're a fan of a team that
has a fucking awesome defense like one of those defenses where you're excited when they're on
the field you will never have a great offense at that same time just talking to the to the
Chicago Bear straight job well yeah I know I know I know but yeah the awesome defense
and then you're like wish we had a quarterback you get a quarterback it's like the awesome defense
is gone I actually think like we could name quarterbacks right now that I think the Titans
would have won that game with and I think Kirk Cousins I think yes Kirk Cousins absolutely Jimmy G
yeah well Jimmy G just wins Jimmy G is a winner he's a fucking winner especially if he throws for
no touchdowns he's gonna kick your ass he's a winner Baker Mayfield I think they win yeah probably
a healthy Baker Mayfield healthy Baker yeah no it's it's Ryan Tannehill man god he just like that
first play you're like what the fuck is he doing this game hasn't even started I didn't even I didn't
get in my seat and we got comfortable in my seat at least big Ben is too slow to be able to get a
pass like that off he'll get sacked before he gets an interception yes yes I also don't know how you
like I don't know whatever the Bengals deserve the win um do you do you think they had like
what is it six and a half seven I think right now it's seven seven Bengals have no chance of beating
the Chiefs they could never beat the Chiefs look at these two crazy Chiefs are better than the
Bengals I think the play is to live bet the Bengals like I can see the Chiefs being up like
they were against the Bengals a couple weeks ago and just being like guess what Joe Burrow is going
to bring him back because that's what he does this might actually be the first ever trap game
in an AFC championship game oh that's uh Florio had that take that was we say he it was a real tweet
which sometimes our guy Florio kind of loses his mind it's kind of especially after a game like this
this could be a trap game to go to the Super Bowl okay let me find because like he said it
and it was think about it so ridiculous this is the most important game in the history of the
Bengals franchise at least for the last 30 years he said let down potential for winner of Bill's
Chiefs tomorrow night is significant Bengals and Joe Burrow could steal a birth in the Super Bowl
get ready so there this this game means everything I think to the city of Cincinnati I feel like you
don't have a let down in the AFC championship but but the narrative afterwards if it does happen
yeah no if they come out slow if the Chiefs come out slow it's like well they won the Super Bowl
last week the Chiefs can play the first uh like 57 and a half minutes of the game slow yeah and
still be able to win um all right so you think yes they have no chance I think they have a chance
uh I was very wrong about the Titans Bengals game even though if they played it again a hundred
times I I I do think the Titans probably win it 60 but that doesn't matter because the Bengals won
if the Bengals play the Chiefs a hundred times this season yeah the Chiefs win it a hundred one
time probably probably um but yeah congrats to the Bengals congrats to Sinsey you know they're
going they're going to Kansas City and there was a lot of I feel like there was a lot of
Bengals fans in Nashville they traveled well so that's I mean that's that it's a hell of a time
to be alive it's Cincinnati so the the only way that I really get a good cultural background on
a lot of American cities is through their sports teams yeah and like observing their sports fans
I don't it dawn on me this week I don't know much about the city of Cincinnati at all
like besides Skyline Chili and the Reds besides the Reds and Eric Davis Chris Sabo he had cool
Rex Becks um their high school soccer programs they're kind of Kentucky but not and also huge
college basketball yeah yeah huge like like we said the fight that would occur every year between
Cincinnati and and Xavier besides that like I need to learn more about the city of Cincinnati
because there was that Fox News thing that came out that they had a study saying the drunkest
franchises yeah and the Bengals were listed first overall I could see that I mean bills I think
should in my personal experience bills be first overall but people from Cincinnati hit me up and
tell me tell me what else I need to know about your city because I'm gonna be on the stop
should you make a trip through Sensi so is that on the road if they make the Super Bowl we'll stop
through Sensi there you go boom huge I just ruined Billy's plan to go see a roadside zoo in Tennessee
damn how come why not both well there's there's roads and so some roads take you certain places
and other roads take you to another place so why don't you just take some roads to one place and
then take another road to the other place because if you go to Cincinnati you can't if you were to
make a left which is south and then go down to Tennessee that's another like probably six hours
of driving that's why you're excited for the trip yeah you're not it's more time on the road you're
not like it's absolutely feasible like Hank is right at the end of there are roads that can take
you to Cincinnati and also to the zoo in Tennessee I know at the end of Thursday's episode we were
talking about maybe making a trip to Vermont and I was like a four-hour car ride that's I was like
no I don't want to do that that's a long time in a car and I think was like wait you know that you
have to be in a in a car for 40 hours no but then it started dulling on me a little bit but I'll
be fine there's long trips on weekends like four hours is long for a weekend but for like a road
trip where you got a good amount of time four hours is easy yeah so why don't you go yeah you
should do both well you see what I was you guys are excited about you should do both you should do
Cincinnati actually you should maybe hit up Kansas City too it's it's not actually the place in
Tennessee that we're going to miss it's called Dinosaur Kingdom in Virginia and it's a civil
war reenactment with dinosaurs I have no idea if that's a real place or if that's just something
that you want to very much it's a natural bridge Virginia oh I know natural bridge it's like statues
yeah natural so you're going to go there Cincinnati Kansas City and Tennessee well we might have to
reroute now yeah I think you do back to the drawing called audible I think you got to go to
Kansas City if the chiefs get to the Super Bowl why do some barbecue we'll see Billy also has his
heart set on a 72 that's crazy in Amarillo, Texas if you guys don't go to Kansas City or Cincinnati
that's a tragedy 72 ounces of steak I know but this is a football trip you got to go see the
city that's going to be in the Super Bowl but the Bass Pro Shop no we're going to fucking Bass Pro
Shop pyramid it sounds like you guys are being selfish about this you got to go take one way
and then come back yeah good boys get on the road you need an extra night you just get get back on
the road yeah we'll we'll probably stop at whatever AFC team wins okay that's a guarantee that's
probably that was nice guarantee he's gonna do it he's gonna see well it's gonna be Kansas City
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okay 49ers 13 Packers 10 Aaron Rodgers Chokes again I've got some fun stats I know that you
have some fun stats too just want to go back and forth a little bit sure okay Aaron Rodgers is
currently tied with Trent Dilfer Neil O'Donnell and Rex Grossman for conference championship wins
I did know that fact it's also interesting to be that Jimmy G so he could also be tied with Matt
Stafford if he wins on Sunday and if Jimmy G wins Jimmy G would have won two NFC championship
games and he's been a full-time starter non-injured for two seasons oh that's interesting that's
pretty crazy right I would say it's yeah it's it's fun yeah it's a fun stat um how about this one
Rodgers once in his career has had a top five defense just happens to be the year that he won a
Super Bowl when he had one of the best defenses in Lee um how about this one the Packers won 39
regular season games the last three years so uh they went 13 and 3 13 and 3 wait did they go 14
and 3 this year no they went 13 and 4 either way they won a lot of regular season games and they got
bounced from Lambeau Field where it's tough to play pft no you can't you don't win in Lambeau in
the playoffs big cat unless it's the last 20 years where they actually lead the league in home
playoff losses with seven that's crazy seven times they've lost at Lambeau at the frozen tundra at
the frozen tundra it's a scary place to go unless it's Aaron Rodgers playing breath farf rolling
over his crocs I uh I don't really know where to start I love this game so much um Aaron Rodgers
choked and I know the special teams let's just do the special teams to get it out of the way
the special teams we mentioned on Friday they are they were the worst in the NFL you knew like
the playoffs the old saying goes like your weaknesses are shown in bright lights in the
playoffs like that's what happens whatever you're bad at it will get exposed when come playoff time
that happened like the the block kick to end the first half obviously the the punt uh block that
changed the entire game and then to add all of it together robbie gold who I love him so much
galaxy brain the bears caught him in 2016 for this moment uh they had 10 guys on the field the
packers did yeah uh to try to stop that kick their special teams been atrocious all year
you knew it was gonna rear its ugly head it did with that said Aaron Rodgers is your MVP
he's the best quarterback quote unquote quote unquote in the league he should have won that game
you got to score more than 10 points not only that you have to score more than 10 points you have
to score more than 10 points you the block kick happened like stunned everyone 10 10 crazy how
did the special teams let us down again Aaron Rodgers has the ball with four minutes left
to win the game at home it takes passion from home 13 seconds it takes Aaron Rodgers well
infinity seconds because he wasn't going to score a touchdown for the rest of time on saturday night
he choked and I know and I think I actually think most packer fans will agree that he was bad
and he all he was doing all night it's hero ball he was trying to force it to divante adams and if
divante adams wasn't open he'd check it down to Aaron Jones there was 21 targets to Aaron Jones
and divante adams six to the rest of the team that's insane like Brady would never do that
Josh Allen just showed you what he can do like he basically was like I'm only gonna throw it to
divante adams even on that last throw that he might have made as a packer lasard is is wide open
in the middle of the field and he's like I'm predetermined going to throw it as deep as I can
to divante adams Aaron Rodgers has become what he replaced in old Brett Favre was the same guy
he was that guy at the end of his career he'd only trust Donald driver he did that in the game
against the Giants in the NFC championship game in 2008 that was what we saw we saw Brett Favre
reincarnated in Aaron Rodgers it's crazy and I loved every second okay I I'm with you and I love
the fact that you're happy I just want to say that I support you in that endeavor I don't think
he's Brett Favre I don't think Aaron Rodgers is Brett Favre and I don't think he's Brett Favre
because even late Brett Favre was still taking crazy chances and doing cool shit Aaron Rodgers
just he just gets very very conservative sometimes with his with who he's passing the ball to he
only trusts a couple guys that's Brett Favre though that's what Brett Favre was doing like he
would only take Donald driver doesn't take chances no I the chance find but Donald driver like Brett
Favre did the same thing with Donald driver Brett Favre was bigger than the franchise
that's the thing is like it's crazy and this is a bigger like I'd have this conversation forever
if anyone wants to have it with me Packers fans I do think there's something to be said about
Green Bay being a like a small town of ownership is the fans their quarterbacks become heroes
bigger than the franchise like Aaron Rodgers thinks he is like God and he can do anything
that was similar to Brett Favre at the end of his career that game just needed some intermediate
passing from Aaron Rodgers and for him not to play like just terrible and they win that game
like Jimmy Garoppolo is Aaron Rodgers is so much better than Jimmy Garoppolo they weren't that much
different when it came down to like how the game went Jimmy G I think is 2 and 0 against Aaron
Rodgers in the playoffs it's true but that's the thing is like you're the re if you're the Packers
going to that game you're like we have a decided advantage at quarterback and it just didn't happen
all right but also when it comes to playing against the 49ers this game was a lot about the
matchup too because the 49ers just kicked the shit out of the Packers it was I don't think any team
in the NFC matches up well against the 49ers actually I think they're like there are teams
that you can make a strong argument for being the best team in the NFC so you could you could say
the Rams are the best team in the in the NFC you could say the Packers are the best team in the
NFC and you could probably say the Bucks are the best team in the NFC and you could say that all
three of those teams are better than the Niners but somehow the Niners are actually the matchup
that no neither one of those teams wants to have to play against but the Packers beat him this year
like that like Aaron Rodgers played bad very bad I don't think it's a matchup I think he played
bad he was bad he did not throw a touchdown pass he's the MVP I mean this is all built for him
they matched up pretty well against him on Saturday Aaron Rodgers did choke he played poorly he
should have been able to you got to score more than 10 points the crazy part is on that block kick
on the block punt excuse me that was returned for a touchdown if they don't scoop that up
and score it I actually don't think that the 49ers win that game I think if if they had just fallen
on the ball and it had been you know down on like the five-yard line or whatever I think the Packers
end up winning that game their special teams had to score a touchdown like I didn't trust the Niners
offense to be able to do anything at all that game yeah I mean they needed that they did move
the ball nicely at times they just Jimmy G threw that pick at the end of the first half that was
like what the fuck and he tried to Jimmy G tried to throw that game away a million times I just go
back to like Aaron Rodgers the MVP everyone says he's the best quarterback in the NFL
that guy like what we watched on Sunday night with what we watched with Matt Stafford making
those big throws like Matt Stafford won that game and we're going to get to it but Matt Stafford
won that game with a big time throw to Cooper Cup and Aaron Rodgers just locked it on Devonte
Adams all game and it wasn't like he just didn't make any of the throws that the MVP of the NFL
at home one seed should make and I'm very happy about it you know what's crazy to think about
is that if Big Ben hadn't worn a visor in that Super Bowl Aaron Rodgers would be damn arena
yeah but you won it early yeah you won it early obviously an incredible quarterback I know the
Packers fans would be like you're listen Packer fans will call me a loser I know I'm a loser my
team's a loser franchise last night was like the best night of the bear season and I'm like that's
loser talk but when you admit that you're a loser what else can you do like you can't hurt me when
I've already hurt myself what do you think was going on with the vibes on the special teams because
we said all season it's not just Mason Crosby it's Bohorquez it's the longest happen it's like the
three of them no they're bad whatever they just don't vibe they don't vibe together it's like they
tried to try to just put three guys in a room and sometimes there's just you know people don't work
well with it for whatever reason Bohorquez I know that I'm butchering his name but Jorquez no that
was always gonna be their problem but but they're everybody was always just like a quarter second
off with everybody else this entire season and you could see it when when Crosby would miss a
field or get it blocked his first look wouldn't be like either at the ground where he stepped which
a lot of kickers do when they miss because they have to play like Randy Bullock did that when he
he like slipped on that imaginary route last year usually kickers would do that his glance of of
hatred would always be at his holder yeah and then the long snapper would sometimes look back at the
two of them and he'd be pissed at them too they just that was their that was their Achilles heel
all season long all season and I think you said that like it gets magnified like the more attention
gets put on the playoffs I think that whatever you're bad at in the regular season actually just
gets worse in the playoffs like with the with the pressure that's applied well gets exposed if his
teams get teams are really good and they know that they can like they can expose your weaknesses
and that's what they did and that's what they did that's what the Niners did in terms of defense
when they basically said you know the first drive they the Packers went right down the field
they were doing single coverage on Devonte Adams then they're like you know what we're not going
to let Devonte Adams beat us for the rest of the night and guess what Aaron Rodgers never
went anywhere else he just didn't like that lizard did you watch that that last throw that he had
no I I know for a fact that you like you've taken your time like well yeah I'm a loser you can't
hate me for that no I'm not I'm not I'm just saying I'm a loser I enjoy this I haven't put the
hours in reviewing well just one click no eight second clip I haven't seen it yet yeah he was
lizard was I showed Hank lizard was wide open wide open like okay and it was very clear that Rodgers
was just locked in on Devonte Adams he was gonna throw it that way I went back Hank came in I was
already taking notes and I was playing at like noon I was playing the 2000 the cat had three
sheets of notes NFC championship game when you were watching on Donald's driver you were so far
gone past last night you had moved on moved on to like Brett Farr film history I'm watching the dots
hero ball you know the dots that all the all the serious analysts put out which is better than
watching football when you just see dots move around on the screen I'm watching that number 13
doesn't look like there's anybody within 17 yards of him and it was a clean pocket and he was
standing there it was hero ball he was like I'm gonna throw it only Devonte Adams or Aaron Jones
underneath there was nothing else three man rush looks like they added a late yeah he had all the
they missed Robert Tanya they actually that that would have been like because he needed someone
that he trusted more but that's also on Aaron Rodgers like guys were open and he wasn't hitting
other guys so it was hero ball he's done this before in the playoffs crazy hero ball crazy Jimmy
G stat is that he's nine and two in his career in games where he throws zero touchdowns I love that
stat that's that's such a great Jimmy G stat I still don't trust him nor should you nor should
anybody no one um but I kind of like him now I like him because he's become the perfect quarterback
for the whole quarterback wins stat argument yes we're like yeah you know what I think we said
this on Friday like Jimmy G now after winning this game the guy wins football games what more
do you want out of your quarterback he's a winner he wins in tangibles um he also said
fuck the Packers after the game which was great pretty cool yes and Robbie Gold I fucking love you
uh Billy can I get another water sorry yeah just chugging water um pick at Taylor Taylor Pepper
did you see the video the long snapper when I was like a social video from the field and they
kicked the field goal and the long snapper just was like sprinting full sprinting down the field
to get the game ball oh game to Robbie Gold hell yeah it was a very very gritty very very
very lovely that's a specialty unit that likes each other dude it was great I mean the 49ers
are awesome I I love watching them I love kiddo obviously but Debo Samuel is in Trent Williams that
Trent Williams play where he just wrecked everyone you know so say they put Trent Williams in as a
300 and what 40 pound fullback it's crazy and then in motion they sent him in motion so he had about
a five yard head start and his assignment was run directly into this linebacker and he pushed
him back so far that he got a second level block on another guy that's that's probably the scariest
thing to happen to you in a football game yeah is to see Trent Williams with that head of speed
that's almost like in the CFL when they tell their wide receivers that you're allowed to have one guy
running directly at the line line of scrimmage uh before the balls even stopped that's what they're
doing for a lead blocker I just I love everything that they do with their with their running game
scheme it's so fun to watch it's the best it's the best and I I think the Niners have
I mean they kind of own the Rams so we'll see what happens I it's so much fun to watch them play I
love their uniforms I love everything about them I what where do you think what happens with Rogers
because I do so so my my comparison to late Brett Favre is it's obviously Aaron Rogers it
doesn't make the mistakes that Brett Favre makes in terms of gunsling what my point my bigger point
I maybe didn't make it well is you have a guy who is really really good in the regular season that
last season Brett Favre like had a little resurgence who in the playoffs thinks that like he can kind
of do it his way and not play within the structure of the team and you get a you get a result like
last night when the defense the Packers defense was incredible they played their balls off and
remember last year in the NFC championship game Packers defense what they had three picks at Tom
Brady same thing kind of happened where it was like Aaron Rogers wasn't able to win a home playoff
game where he should have been the guy like he should have done the things and he's done it in
his career there's been a lot of playoff losses that aren't on Aaron Rogers I'm not saying that he's
had some really good playoff games yeah you know he's I'm not saying he's a choke artist in that
like every playoffs the same I'm saying at this point of his career it's clear that like something
happens when he gets to the playoffs where he's like I only trust two guys I'm gonna keep throwing
to them and that's not like you're not gonna win a big-time playoff game that way Randall Cobb came
back for this game but he very obviously was not fully healthy and I think that's the guy that like
Aaron Rogers I think he like that's the main reason why Aaron Rogers kind of held out this
offseason was because he basically wanted a guy that he trusted to come back right or for them to
go out and get somebody so they got they brought Randall Cobb back to the team and he's essentially
how a lot of you know young quarterbacks look at their tight end as being a security blanket
that's what Randall Cobb is he's just like a warm cup of milk for Aaron Rogers where it's like
okay I can always Randall Cobb is going to be in the flat wide open for seven yards whenever I want
him and he wasn't healthy so I think you know not him not being involved in the game made him lock
in a little bit on Devonte Adams who to be fair if you're going to pick a guy that you should lock
in on Devonte Adams is a strong choice for a lock-inable receiver yeah but the Niners used that
against him and was like I'm we know you're going to go to him I the Randall Cobb thing is
interesting because obviously Rogers wanted him back he wants his guys that was part of his gripe
with the offseason I do think that if they had figured out a way to get Odell they probably
win that game yeah they do would Odell want to play in Green Bay well I don't know because I don't
know I don't know what the I don't know what the conversation was by the way I still winning that
bet because it was 12 degrees I said under 10 people were treating me I got hacked during the
game but there was a lot of people who defended me with too cold to snow it was uh who knows it
could have been CGI that they added and sometimes they do that you're you're making fun of me right
now but I still believe it's too cold to snow it's on it absolutely science there's meteorologists
who are charming that maybe not tactically but kind of right which is kind of cool in very low
temperature situations there are more occasions than not where it doesn't snow it snows two inches
in Antarctica every year how's that make sense it's winter all the time it's just global warming
it's literally winter all the time global warming it's winter all the work is by the wood
but work is yeah and also the guy who scored the touchdown is Talano who Fonga there we go
thank you thank you I just don't know what you do with like Rogers probably wants to leave I don't
know I listened by the way for three hours to ESPN Milwaukee on Saturday it was incredible he said
that every second he's uh he's happier this year than he has been the past with Goot and Coots
yeah Goot and Coots yeah but anyways their relationship took a step forward this year but
maybe that's just the LSD or the Iowa's talk but he he seems to be happy with everybody now
but I doubt I don't think that Aaron Rogers is going to want to come back to Green Bay as I
understand it based on just my own gut basically I don't think I've I've read any actual quotes
from Aaron Rogers that lead me to this uh conclusion but I think the deal was come back for this year
yeah and then we'll find a place to trade you like almost a wink wink agreement we'll find a
place to trade you in the offseason I think there's probably a lot of Packer fans it's probably split
but there's definitely it's it's not like a very small minority of Packer fans that are like it
might be better if we just trade him now and get a lot of draft picks and hit the reset that's kind
of my bigger point of like he's a really good quarterback he wins MVPs but this is two years
in a row where it felt like the pack like their defense did everything like they should have
they should have won that game if you're the MVP you should have won that game where would you want
to go if you were in Rogers Denver is the one everybody says Pittsburgh New England he's my
god damn it if he goes to New England are you happy Hank because it's like yeah the Aaron Rogers
Tom Brady thing is like I don't know why it was ever a thing but it's it's definitely I mean now
the Tom Brady has or whatever we'll get to that but just as many NFC playoff games went to him
what would you rather have Hank would you rather have Mack Jones for 14 years or Aaron Rogers
for two
putting a bind there you're yeah I would probably take Aaron Rodgers honestly I love Mack Jones
but Aaron Rodgers the MVP you're asking if you would rather have the MVP on your team next year
I think he needs to go somewhere where he's not like holding the franchise
yeah it'd be a media disaster um I also just one last point I I can't stand the fact that like
all these uh blue check mark like libs on twitter are like owning Aaron Rodgers like that this is
I've lived this life like get off get off my corner they were so happy he lost my dude
he's tortured me you just showed up because he fucking didn't get a vaccine get the fuck out of
here let me have this moment not you guys you know what it was like a bat signal for the world's
lamest jokes to be repeated over and over like if I have to hear one more person say wow looks
like Aaron's really boycotting the Super Bowl this year in California throw Rogan and it's it yeah
it's the least funny people in the world making these jokes shut up I I have you just showed up
you showed up like a month ago to hate Aaron Rodgers I've been hating him for a very long time
he's tortured me for a very long time leave me alone it's disrespectful to low-hanging fruit to
call that low-hanging yeah and it's also at least make a joke about his brother hating him this is
a keep sports keep keep politics out of sports the other way I really I do believe it like don't
don't hate a guy because of his politics in the sports universe let us hate for real hate there's
he's killed me and now I get to like do a little victory dance here and again I know I'm a loser
but then all these people you're showing up like you these people showed up and they're like oh
Aaron Rodgers never wins any games listen what the coronavirus has done to America is
child's play compared to what Aaron Rodgers has done to big cat's brain so just yeah let
him handle this you got listen when you have when you get tortured by one guy I know there's
Bill's fans probably know I mean Jets fan there's the history of the NFL like you pick a guy
who's tortured you and it sucks and then you show up on Twitter and everyone else gets to make the
jokes I did get hacked though so I was out for a little bit it's uh it's a real shame that
there's a every team would love to have Aaron Rodgers yes every quarterback he's also that was
he should have won that game on Saturday yeah I will I know that Packers fans will say special
teams and special teams as a trophy scored 10 points I scored 10 points and you had the ball
with four minutes left at home and you're Aaron Rodgers is there a should have won the game it
be very if you really did hate the Packers logically he should go to the Bears right yeah
yeah yeah that would be cool yeah I would take him would you yeah you would yeah you would yeah I'd
probably have to delete I'd have to delete my entire account your life um you have to yeah you'd
have to go into witness protection I actually was rude from silently in a bar honestly I hope he
stays because I do I actually don't think he's gonna win a Super Bowl with Green Bay um after
watching the last two years in the playoffs I'm feeling a lot better about that if the Bears just
moved to San Diego and like I didn't have to worry about the Bears and I could just like
revel in Aaron Rodgers losing big playoff games my life would be significantly easier I'd win the
Super Bowl every year because Aaron Rodgers loses every year it'd be incredible I would like that
but just go away Bears let me just hate the Packers instead it's the only positive I have
is watching them lose in heartbreaking fashion listen you can you take what you get sometimes
yeah that's actually a pretty normal feeling to have as a sports fan that just lives in misery
the entire time it's so much fun to root for people to fail it's it's all you have sometimes
when you're a loser you have to try to drag people down to be losers with you that's the
reality of being a sports fan and that's what I'm I have to do because I have no other options not
like the Bears are ever going to be a competent organization that's just facts so Aaron Rodgers
that was an awesome night I was smiling ear to ear what a fucking night what a night he should
have won that game he should have won that game he had the ball four minutes left we saw it Mahomes
and and Josh Allen with four minutes left in Lambeau field would have scored like four touchdowns
in that time did you know I mentioned earlier that uh Aaron Rodgers had a top five defense
for one year he won the Super Bowl eight times Brady has had a top five ranked defense and he
won three Super Bowls so just a little bit for comparison there where are you getting your stats
from I don't know Twitter I just before this I googled fun stat or I searched fun stat Rodgers
and that's what came back so fun stat Rodgers fun stat Rodgers yet no there's been many years
where he could blame his defense this is not one of those years they played awesome um all right
anything else on Aaron Rodgers Hank you're looking at me like anything else anyone else want to
dance on this grave I'll probably do some more later on this week also Matt LaFleur you're welcome
to come back on the podcast anytime you want I think um I think you'll probably try to punch
me in the face at the combine but that's fine I actually I I did text him he he well this was
two weeks ago I wasn't gonna text him last night he he did enjoy his time very much but yeah I'll
say we're gonna probably have to give that like six months I'd love to have him on next week yeah
I would too I would love to have I think he was a nice guy I would love to have him on next week I
did feel bad because he basically was like he took all the blame and it's like well maybe your
quarterback shouldn't play hero well he he took the blame also for the 10 minute on the field
on the field which is definitely not the fault of the head coach to be counting the minute on the
field I think you know what this offseason I get the feeling that everybody in the Packers
organization is going to be like all right we're sick of this can we just move on yes like I'm
exhausted because you can you can put up with a lot of stuff when you're winning but it's just
it's got to be so fucking exhausting that's the far far and he's so good yes but it's like you know
high maintenance the the uh the old hot versus crazy dating matrix of okay if you're x hot then
you're allowed to be x crazy and we can put up with that you get away with a lot more yes and at
this point after being in a long-term relationship with a hot crazy quarterback you're like you
know what I'll just take a hard seven that's that's the farve part like farve at the end was
driving Packers fans crazy because it's an entire unretired like what's it gonna do
that's they have become each other they're just looking they're spider-man meeting each other
at the end of their packer careers and I love it all right uh we'll get to our last game
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okay ram's box when we talked about everything it's all been crazy and then we had a game that was
like it i likened it to obviously the rams ended up winning but it was essentially like when you
play madden and there's these certain games you're playing a season where it's basically like the
computer's like fuck you no matter what happens i'm winning this game the computer's gonna win the
game that's what it felt like for the rams today because it was insane how many times they had the
game they gave it they seemingly gave it back to tom brady who then will give it back to them
and then we get obviously the math stafford like incredible pass to win the game to cooper cup i
27 to 3 was what the bucks were down and they get all the way back to 27 27 only to lose with
math stafford making that pass it was an insane game it insane there were so many times just like
holy shit it wasn't like the the the bills chiefs in that it was sloppy like there was sloppy plays
fumbles everything but it had just as many what the hell are we watching this is incredible
moments the rams did everything that they possibly could to let the bucks win this game and it wasn't
like you can blame shon mcvay for the mistakes they were making even though we definitely would
have found a way to blame shon mcvay if they had ended up losing this game but it was just
weird shit happening on the field the snap that went past math stafford that probably flew like
30 yards in the air i have no i at one point as a sinner do you practice snapping a ball and
shotgun and have it is it all snaps that would go 30 yards if the quarterback didn't stand there
70 yards behind and catch it because that ball fucking sailed past it was crazy and that like
that was a crazy play the fact that it happened right after a bucks fumble it was fumble fumble
like like brady fumbled and then the rams this is what i'm saying with the madden simulation
where it's like oh shit that is awesome we got the fumble we had we had a good play
and then the computer was like nope we're going to snap the ball you're going to hit a too fast
and boom you fumble it back that happened cam acres the fumble he had at the end of the half
when he when he was on his head and he fumbled and then he fumbled again he fumbled again
like the game was over it was 27 20 the game was over well no cooper cup fumbled when it was 27
13 the buck score then the game's over they go back and forth a couple times miss field goal by the
by the rams and then cam acres fumbles and they score it's like holy fuck like how was tom brady
good i kept on saying tom brady does it again but it was really just the rams fumbling the ball
this was one of those tom brady has a deal with the devil games yeah or actually more accurately
is tom brady is the devil the way that he was getting all the shit bouncing his way i was believing
i was seeing what hank has seen for the last 20 years which is just everything happens everything
good happens to tom brady all the time always and there's no real explanation behind it but
everything was falling into place for this to be almost more improbable in a weird way than the 28
to three game was yeah it really was and i you could someone will like write a book and be like
that's just what tom brady does he makes everyone believe and that's why you get those kind of plays
it it made no sense hank you left the room because you wanted the bucks to win and tom brady to win
and they almost did what were you thinking like you left the room that's your old move
you left the room you left the stadium at 28 three right so that's what kind of started we
were talking about the 28 to three thing and then i think they kicked a field goal and i was like
that's what i left when the Patriots kicked it when there was like 28 to 12 that's why i left to go
to the concourse i wasn't planning on doing it i just went to the bathroom naturally and then
an interception happened everyone went crazy and it was like a sign i was like oh my god like
i have to stay out here now everyone was going crazy celebrating and i missed it also like i
have to stay out here so i just stayed in like one of the side rooms in the hallway and i could just
hear you guys and i knew what was happening based off your guys reaction because your voice is so
loud like so it's like when you were happy or upset it was i knew which side was happening you
weren't watching the game and then i just would go i had the espn game cast on and i would check
the play after so i'd hear the reaction and then i would check the play to see what happened
how accurate were you with your guess is like when you hear a sound and then you'd be like oh that
sounds like a fumble and then you'd refresh well the craziest one was the fourth down uh unnecessary
roughness that sounded like it was a good thing i was like oh my god yes there were three different
times where i was like i'm gonna come back out because the game is over like i can come back out
and go sit on the couch because the rams are gonna win like the bucks choked and that was one of them
where i was like oh my god they got a fourth down like miracle flag and then i was confused because
i didn't hear you guys freak out about the it getting reversed yes you guys celebrated like
you know the the bucks got a first down but i didn't hear the reversal so i thought the game
was over when that happened that was and then it was the the the fumble reaction was like it was i
couldn't believe it i was like there's no way there's just no way right there was no way it was no
that was that was that's exactly what it felt like watching games every time
i mean the the bucks died 700 times it felt like yeah it's just no way no way this was also
jpp's first playoff loss oh wow in his entire life that's kind of crazy to think about also
dirty play by matt stafford kicking our sweet innocent boy in damacan sue on that hit he he very
blatantly stuck his foot out and kicked sue in the groin area i think i speak for all of us when i
say that sue would never do anything to provoke anything like that or be caught a situation
where he was doing something like that to somebody else dirty play it was very funny though that sue
got penalized for taunting yes when he just he was tattling it wasn't like taunting he just went
to the ref he was like you kicked me yeah this guy kicked me and he looked at matt safford and i was
i almost shit myself steve hawkley absolute diva shawn shawn yeah he is he's actually he's the
worst draft yeah he he leads the league i think his crew leads the league in penalties that's all
he just reminds everyone that he's shawn hawkley he hit us with the nastiest however yeah and then
steven a smith and therefore division yeah it was a however and therefore and therefore when on that
late hit which i didn't even know was a rule it makes perfect it does make sense but i've never
seen an implement where on fourth down if a pass falls incomplete and in the course of the play
a player hits you know the receiver in the head helmet to helmet after the ball has bounced it's
that plays already over yes and it counts towards the first down for the other team that they're
about to it does make sense when you think about the game like from a linear standpoint but i've
just never heard before and then the explanation was incredible and steven chay uh wanted a first
in 25 he's like this is bullshit he's just making up new rules can we put in the steven
chay clip real quick it sounds you know make get your volume ready because it sounds like
someone's getting strangled he's watching he sounds like he's watching his family member gets
strung yeah your billy it sounds like a cougars mating call okay i was gonna say like exactly
actually like a cat fight like two cats yeah let's fight shit unbelievable and that was
i mean that pass matt staffer deserves so much credit he was incredible like he was he had a
couple moments where you're like oh is he getting nervous here but he made big plays i mean even in
the first half that cooper cup touchdown that he threw he didn't really have any matt staffer
moments no i mean he's a good he's a good quarterback he just you know he's every now and
then makes a big big mistake but he he deserves a ton of credit i i love that i have the take
that i've been squatting on for like four years now that he's a hallfamer um i remember i gotta go
find that tweaks people thought i was crazy but i said if he can get to an mc championship gamer later
he will probably have enough like this will be if he gets to a super bowl i think he'll have
enough in terms of he's gonna play for whatever five more years his numbers amassed is gonna be
pretty crazy yeah and this will be his deep playoff run also remember vaughn miller oh yeah
he's really really good he had nine pressures um a sack and two of his pressures caused uh
turnovers he was a game changer like they the rams are just a insanely good football team and uh
yeah you saw it like the fact they have odell vaughn miller and like that was added on to
erin donnell jail and ramsie cooper cup matt stafford it's crazy and they didn't have jail and ramsie
got torched though jail he did jail and ramsie you can't you can't demand to be switched yes to
covering the other players best receiver and and yell at your own team and be like no let me
cover him because you can't and then give up a 50-yard bomb to him yeah just that that just
can't happen if you're jail and ramsie uh i think the rams are probably the second most talented
team behind the chiefs niners have a ton of ton of guys on their roster though they got guys but
they have a but the rams have a lot of dudes no i know i think i think we we because maybe it's
because of jimmy g we discount but like their roster's so all right let's let's have a guy
off you want to do a guy off sure all right erin donnell is my first guy bosa
vaughn miller uh kittle cooper cup tremp williams
odell beckham divo samuel
it's a guy off guy off it's a guy off i'm trying to think of who else in the
whitworth uh jill and ramsie g forgot you okay but i was saving him jimmy garoppolo
matt stafford i counter your jimmy g brandon ai you uh robbie golt he's a guy gay it's no he's hurt
he missed a kick of 47 yards today yeah that was that was that was a bad actually that was a doidoi
kick that was a bad kick i don't know how it's possible for for a professional kicker to miss a
47-yard field goal short that's crazy it's insane to me was it tipped i don't know did he just catch
it thin i think he just missed it fred warner you just you can't look at the real no i'm looking
this is my twitter i'm on my twitter okay uh jill and ramsie i so we just had a guy off
they're kicking their punters good too mike mcdaniel he's a guy mike mcdaniel is a guy he's a guy
he's a bro he's absolutely a guy this is gonna be no i just think the the niners roster is like
super talented we just because of jimmy g it doesn't feel whatever all these teams are good this is
going to be a great week of the narrative of shon mcvay cal shanahan oh yeah because cal shan has
just owned his ass and that's what i'm i'm kind of hoping that that continues as much as i would
like to see matt stafford get to a super bowl that'd be a lot of fun i just i love the fact that
shanahan is just the one dude that mcvay can never root in his way into beating
yeah yeah it's he is in and the fact that they're friends it's perfect um it would be crazy if we
have the niners and the chiefs again i i know steven chaise obviously diehard bucksfan i know uh
like there was people obviously rooting for the bucks and brady i think that the niners rams
from an unbiased perspective is like a super super exciting nfc championship game yeah i love
i'm i'm so pumped for this game what no use brady no i'm not no i'm just saying you know that the
well i guess it depends like the media the general fans might agree with you and i don't
disagree with that but the media having jimmy g vs brady yeah you're right that would have been
you're right you're right you're right they would have been nuts oh a whitehead
i come fiesta yeah if we get uh chiefs rams they're just gonna replay the the monday football
game yeah the the one where it was they're just gonna cut to that every single imagine me the guy
at the water cooler the next morning that took the under that's that game yeah yeah that was a great
game was that final score that was like 60 something 56 54 that was such a great football game yeah it was
i loved every second of that yeah 51 54 yeah 51 54 damn um all right any last thoughts about this
game the rams are really good i don't know if i've given them credit because i've always i guess maybe
it's because of the 49ers like beat them every time it's like someone's got the answer key on the
rams they got their number right i think they're really really good i think yeah the rams are good
we discounted because they they still feel soft especially compared to 49ers yeah they're probably
not soft yeah they were all up in brady's ass hank must have said a hundred times he's got no time
he's kept let's say it like brady's throws were off he's like well he's got no time oh i found one
more fun sat here but miller was like it like up his ass i've got another fun stat uh tom brady
since he turned 37 has six more playoff wins than erin rogers has in his life yeah that's just kind
of a fun stat it's very interesting i mean if you do tom brady stats is like not fair because
you could actually i think i heard someone say that if you cut his career into thirds each one
of them would be a hall fame career yeah probably like how is that possible he's still one win short
of 36 playoff wins though yeah billy what if he retires we were joking that if he retires he is
going to absolutely cuck ben rothelsberger and canton like tom brady's retirement canton is yeah
ben can't retire if tom retires he has to come back because it's going to be it's going to be a brady
suck fast that entire weekend but certainly so you know what ben's probably gonna do he'll probably
show up like with on crutches yeah to the hall of fame just to like get a little bit of shine
make them install like a special ramp for him to get up so that they get to everybody remembers
how tough ben is for that weekend too not just tom brady um yeah that would suck for ben uh all
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who's back of the week let's finish it up we got a good week coming i'm just i'm gonna wake up with
a smile on my face you know what's kind of rogers but also sports i like looking forward to next
weekend how can next week and compete with this weekend have we have we peaked as a league i think
it will i think we're gonna get some good games we can't i mean this was the best but let's let's be
optimistic let's hope yeah let's hope i mean the not the niners rams especially with the way those
two teams know each other and the bangles chiefs just played a game two weeks ago that was the
best game of that week remember that yeah chiefs blew him out in the first half thought you had him
in the first half uh my who's back of the week is duke basketball and their alumni's so saturday
they played syracuse and blew the doors off we're just gonna have the same conversation again hang
and then jason tatum on sunday went off at 50 points against the wizards so against the wizards
okay cool well it's like you might as well be beating a team of six-year-old girls you don't
pft hasn't picked up what he's doing grace and alan deserves to be in jail what and prison
he didn't go yeah okay no he's a fucking scumbag piece of shit like they would have suspended him
for longer if that was the case it was actually really funny on friday night because i was watching
both uh the bulls bucks game and the badgers michigan state and grace and alan assaulted
alex caruso should be in jail should be in hell and brad davison was like kicking someone in the
balls and they're like how do you fucking root for this guy's like that's a sports fan
brad davison's a nice guy grace and alan jail it was a very dirty play on it wasn't on the other
one hey hey he grabbed him with two hands for a game they don't suspend they spend
people for a while longer than one game if it was a dirty play yeah you know why you know why
because the real suspension is is is releasing we're back no one's favorite game is back no
factor fiction factor fiction the real suspension on the box is releasing grace and alan back to his
teammates who they probably all hate him and he probably does this cheap shit during the fucking
practices now that's the real system making grace now and play you should be applauded for trying
making grace and alan play fast again in the nba get him back on the court is bad for grace and
alan because other teams are going to want to kick the shit out of him someone he needs to be in
solitary confinement or in hell now i hate him um 50 points against the wizards and smiling too
when he was walking off as alex cruzo broke his wrist jake jake turned an unbiased uh no bias jake
in the duke came to i was disgusted what he said i saw a tweet it was like uh say it jake you
know what you know what you were doing yeah you've just blurred the lines completely uh
the duke threw the ball at ted valentine tv teddy's head and they complained that he was in the way
a duke player did yeah there's assaulting the officials yeah that's an assault on the officials
and then complaining about it yeah that's an assault on the officials terrible what the fuck
kank ah that's what i said to jake i was like who is this how do you count am i following how could
you defend him because he was playing defense literally i can defend him with the word defense
you don't watch it you didn't watch he jumped straight up he grabbed him by the ball in the air
and tried to kill him in the 90s they wouldn't even call the foul if he was jail in prison if
he was stronger he would have been able to kill him yep but he's a true he's a weak little b word
in college i did a radio piece on grace and alan being a huge villain oh a radio piece hear it
yeah i can find it i can post on youtube uh on twitter i love the four minutes piece i want to
hear it yeah here's the first 10 seconds okay nice what do you get ready to go
is college basketball i love the film i need that i want a personal copy okay please text it to me
you got it no seriously i want to listen out on the way home great great score
that's fucking great jake uh all right pietz your who's back uh my who's back of the week is parents
parents are back because uh this weekend i feel like was in all time your parents text you their
opinions on the nfl games especially the night game because it was an early start yes so so moms
and dads were able to stay up and watch this game there were so many people that i was seeing either
on twitter or people that i was hanging out with in a room that were getting texts from their parents
just like checking in on that game and wanting to talk to their kids about the sports that they just
watched um so uh want to go around the room real quick yeah and check if your parents contacted
you at some point tonight i loved it i love dad takes especially dad takes on sports are always the
best um i got a transcription here from my dad on the voicemail that came in right before we just
started taping the show here's the entire phone call for well here's the entire voicemail for my dad
it's kansas city buffalo bills greatest pro game of all time that's that's the entirety of the message
that's short and short and sweet that my dad left me and he's right yes he's right about it my
my dad texted me uh one of the all-time great games kind of lost it when they kicked it into
the end zone with 13 seconds left what a weekend so he was he he had the astute analysis immediately
after that you gotta squib that yep you gotta squib dad's no you have to squib that billy
mine just sent j a and then 20 minutes later h a as in josh island went off but then it all
didn't work out ha ha ha the j a yeah he sent you hot at he was just j a then ha that's probably
him speaking as a jets fan yeah exactly yeah yeah uh jake you got one yeah my mom used some
inappropriate language oh no i'll just reiterate it it's no say it no jake also you're quoting
oh yeah i'm gonna say okay quote holy fuck these games jake yeah you kiss your mother with that
mouth wow quote and then we were talking about it i don't know how we met him in buffalo this summer
josh island she's like he's 25 said yes crazy we met him in buffalo this summer where he played
before wyoming uh was he cool i said very he's awesome shit thank god i hate when they're assholes
i want to know who your mom thinks is an asshole yeah which player she hates
okay can you tell her dak prescott yeah um yeah that's her cousins that's amazing i was gonna text
for my mom out of the blue during the rams game and it just said dad just called me for dinner
wtf question mark question mark question i don't think my dad really watches like was probably
watching the game so my mom was like what is this guy doing your dad your dad probably watched the
the brady game though right oh yeah uh honestly probably not i not my dad like he likes patriots
but he's not like a general he still listens to the podcast but i think he gets all of his
football information yeah from this podcast i love that though i love people who are just one team
and that's it like what like if my like the day that your team is out of you know the playoffs
the season is over it's not nothing else no playoff games nothing i respect the hell out of
people like that simple life yeah no they're the uh the burnier bus people it's great sports it's great
bubba you got anything uh yeah i got a text from my dad it said perfect day today watching football
and got an sns grinder for dinner which is a deli by me that's great an italian sub in football
i mean that's pretty there's nothing no there's nothing parents like more than watching a football
knowing that like somewhere out there your son or daughter is watching the same sports that you're
watching yeah instant connection yeah it's a great great weekend for dads uh and moms to text in i
mean that's how good the games were it break football it truly is family thanks roger um
all right my who's back i'll actually we will do it hank my who's back is uh calling radio shows
because i drove it drove back from hoboken at like midnight on saturday night and i stayed
in my car till one a.m listening to esp in milwaukee and packer fans call in and i gotta give a shout
out to this one guy who says that they should blow up lambo because they would have wanted a dome
here's the audio the college i don't know how long you're gonna be with us so you can decide that
is it shan in sun prairie is that what we have next i lost track of the list
hey homer how's it going hey tau hey um i think uh it's time to put the tnt in lambo field and
blow it up just let erin go let all our high-priced guys go and let's let's start from scratch this is
uh the expectation is every year that we're going to do this and it's not sustainable and
it's sad but uh at some point i you know let erin rogers go win another super bowl somewhere else
i'm sympathetic to that and you know he's gonna he would save us a lot of money we'll get some
draft picks out of him you know led you know davante adams go we can't afford the most the
best wide receiver in the game and um i think you know we've had 10 15 years to win more than one
super bowl we got one we should be thankful but um i think it's just time to uh disassemble the team
and uh rebuild i i disagree touch i i think we should rebuild um you know what and like what you
said homer um it's not working something's not working um and you know erin rogers having a bad
game tonight a bad game against tampa bay um it's just something's not working here and i hate to say
it's probably the weather it's probably the cold and you know touch you played here and with your
shorts your short sleeves and your arms showing but i don't think anyone likes playing in the cold i
think uh time to put a dome over uh lambo field and get rid of the flows and tantra um you can't
be serious he's well i well i i we all joke but i mean
truth or true or false if there's a dome over that uh you know game tonight i think erin
rogers has a better game and when we when he ran the table in 2010 they were all dome away games
that he won in uh dallas atlanta whoa whoa whoa whoa he played in the cold one of the coldest
games in chicago in chicago and a not great day in philly so i get your point your point's fair
and i do think ideally with how accurate and precise old boy is with the football he does love
the elements to not be a factor but that's not so i get your point but that's not that was not
accurate okay fine um i know again i'll reiterate for the thousand time i'm a loser but there's just
something great about when your nemesis loses and just like i read our friend erin agler i read i
told him this i read every single comment on his website on saturday night he's like not even i don't
even do that i was like i read it all i read every blog i read everything it was fantastic i i agree
with the guy about blowing up lambo field like when you're right you're right well he went on i
don't know how much of the clip we put in there but he went on to say when the when the packers won
the super bowl erin rogers did it all in domes and then mark taucher who's former packer and badger
was like the nfc championship game in chicago was like five degrees and he's like oh yeah well that's
fair you just blatantly were not right but i at this point we're talking about the high maintenance
factor of erin rogers as your quarterback you're you're saying you're going to build the entire
team a brand new house yes because he doesn't like the house that you're in right now gotta do it gotta
do it no there were a lot of things i would that's one thing where i think i would actually stop
watching packers games if they played in a domes yeah no it sucks you can't have it you can't do
that the only person that wants that is kurt warner and this guy yes they um it's kurt warner's
going to be mad about that i know uh don't don't contact kurt he's still very he regrets he doesn't
regret his he doesn't regret coming on the show but he does regret the fact that his very bad opinion
was amplified well i don't think he does because he so argues it i would say he probably regrets a
little bit that his legacy is not hallfame quarterback it's it's guy who's too too big of a pussy to
play in the weather let's also let's not forget the movie which was if airbud was a human he's
probably pumped though nfc championship game indoors super bowl indoors yeah he's super psyched about
that also this could be here's a breaking news hank breaking moves breaking moves
all right now you're right you almost got walley pip with jake last weekend i heard
it was really good at the cow yeah um this could be the first super bowl ever played
by a team in its own home stadium what if the rams make it to the super bowl it's never been done
before pretty crazy stuff wow where'd you get that staff from uh it's at i want to make sure to
give him proper attribution i got that stat from um sports business reporter at darin revelle
on twitter so go check him out give him a follow his response and tell him that i'll beat the
fuck out of him for his mlk memorabilia so i can donate it to a proper museum his response
when someone's like you're an idiot he's like i'm not an idiot i just forgot which is not true
because he schedules these tweets out before the game shea shea after doing the sub tweet
where he just put a little asterix first time ever that a team can play in their home stadium
in the nfc championship game and the super bowl with the rams uh but yeah calling radio shows are
back fucking love it just i'm probably gonna i'll be honest with you guys i'm gonna probably be
listening to between four and six hours of packer podcasts on monday i'm just gonna throw that out
there i'm i will be doing that it's going to be great might even call into a show all right billy
my who's back and you might have talked about this while i was out of the room
derek henry's long legs and not being able to we actually did you did we gave you credit oh thank
you yes because i had two point conversion right i was like i was like we were out of the room for
maybe 90 seconds but you we actually did uh yeah that was my who's back yeah you deserve credit
every time he were every time there's short yardage i'm like i think of you it's crazy
but that happened too with the uh there's two times it happened where he got stuffed fourth
down and two point conversion yeah the two point conversion i thought that that was a play in a
nutshell of billy's entire thesis built around derek henry the fourth down as well like fourth
down he just didn't have the runway but the touchdown right was he was able to get outside
so just in between the tackles yep yep you're right billy uh jake my who's back of the week is
robot umpires they're getting promoted to triple a baseball closer and closer to the majors are
there now every team some teams i think i would be in favor of robot umpires if there was an actual
robot yeah but it's not right it's just like a buzzer it's it's the the radar system or whatever
they use it's like beeps i think and it beeps and then it tells the scorekeeper what to do
but they're not deciding this and not like figuring out the season yeah good point good point
hank what like shouldn't they like aren't there aren't there more they don't have a season right
now they're more pressing it's just a hand that's true that's a great point robot players too or
coming maybe they yeah we're just robots everywhere bring back battle bots i'd watch that i would i would
like it if there was an actual robotic umpire that was on the field so that you had something
that you could argue with kicking like yell at or throw stuff at yeah what was the thing that philly
beat the fuck out of one of my favorite stories of all time that might have been fake oh the travel
across the american yeah yeah there's a robot yeah the hitch spot hitch spot yeah the philly
they kicked the shit out of but the funniest part is it made it through all of canada before
they tried in the u.s. it's probably in better condition after it went through canada yeah and
then it gets to philly and it ends up doing this robot i eat cowboys fan remember also jake's back
because he had a great call oh thank you guys for listening appreciate it yes and watch i gave
you your over shout out over hit yeah you guys remember mr clanky from backyard sports use the
robot who's like the ref the batting pack practice pitcher i don't play i believe you just give me
something that i can yell at verbally cost throw something at or you know shove if i'm angry it's
spit on yeah yeah it doesn't even have to be the actual robot umpire just put something out there
that i can get mad at because otherwise i don't know what why i just don't i agree i like the human
element i i want to yeah i guess it's like what if a manager has disagreement like you know that's a
classic baseball thing it's not even a guy turns our hat around they're spitting each other's face
i've made this argument a million times but everyone needs to think about this before we go too far
because it's the same thing with the skycam when we did the passenger appearance if we lose umpires
we lose like 50 percent of the things that we can blame and talk about as sports fans
you can't if refs are robots and every call is perfect like think about having to to come to
grips with the fact that your team actually lost and you can't be like fuck the refs they screwed
us i just think that'd be brutal you you want to have something to talk to people about right
if you're if you're at the water cooler the next day what are you gonna have to talk about if you
can't be like refs fucked us last night huh it's also like a very big part of going to a
sporting event is having the guy next to you that's just screaming at the ref the whole time i think
there are probably ways that you can implement certain assets or certain facets nothing of the
robotic robotic umpire i want to get rid of replant sports you just argue that the robots
machines are hacked i actually i'm not even like what i'm saying is i know it sounds crazy but i
actually think it would solve a lot of things if they just decided everything on the field
dude no replay replay has gone too far insert especially in baseball it would be when it comes
to like sliding into a base i hate that it actually makes it actively makes the game worse and don't
even show us the replay just tell us just let us go just play the game i sound very old there
should be there should actually just be one umpire yeah it should be joe west and he controls the
entire game by himself all right 17 22 8 69 44 i got some talk about guys just came great show
love sports what's that hey i want to talk about that was an amazing football weekend was 50 no
we had it doesn't yeah 54 counts barely got up there moss bears or tardigrades could survive a
nuclear disaster love you guys what kind of talk about is yet i got a party pack and some cheese
i'm going to eat this is it for everybody yeah
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