Pardon My Take - Will Compton, Panthers Win The Cup Plus A Drunk Ending Of The Show Live From Beer Games

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

The Panthers have won the Cup and people are asking if Connor McDavid can win the big one after awkwardly being awarded the Conn Smythe(00:00:00-00:23:11). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including podcasters after JJ Redick turns his back on us for coaching(00:23:11-00:50:03). Will Compton joins the show in studio to talk about the tumultuous story arc for beer games 2024, us getting back in the mix, is he pissed at barstool, plus some old school reminiscing(00:50:03-01:55:57). We finish the show very drunk post beer games with Mt Rushmore of things you say to your boys when you’re drunk(01:55:57-02:21:38), and then we do our concussion test with Will(02:21:38-02:49:22).You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/PardonMyTake

Hey, pardon my take listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. On today's pardon my take, we are live in Nashville. Why? For the beer games. That's right. So we have surprised the boys. We're gonna have Will Compton on the show. We actually taped it a week ago. We talk about everything that fell apart and then came back together. We

also are doing a bonus extra concussion test where we were given some clues in our interview with Will last week and we're gonna tape the end of the show after the beer game so you get some drunk pardon my take today. We're gonna talk about the Stanley Cup final. We're gonna do some hot seat cool drone. And then we have the Mount Rushmore of things you say to your boys drunk, which we will do drunk.

So who knows how that's gonna go. I plan on being very drunk for this. This is gonna be, yeah, this is gonna be a very unique part of my take because we're gonna start sober this morning. Then you're gonna hear us talking to Will. Then you're going to get us live from beer games after all the festivities. So you can get the whole transformation and it's brought to you by our friends at DraftKings. Get ready

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one. That part is unfortunately true unless you count the Kahn Smythe trophy is the big one. But the Panthers did it. They stopped what would have been the most embarrassing Stanley Cup final ever because we've had we've had the three one or sorry we've had the three oh teams lose in in the hockey

playoffs. Obviously it's happening in baseball but never in the actual final. I think didn't happen like in 42. Yeah, you're right. I was pre-war and it was the Toronto Maple Leafs. That's what your boy Hitler was still alive. Yeah, my boy. Well, he had one good idea, which was to kill Hitler. Yes, that's true. We can agree on that. But yeah, this would have been, they stole history from us. That's kind of how I look at this. Congrats to the Panthers. You earned it. You were the better team over the course of seven Yeah, this would have been, they stole history from us. That's kind of how I look at this. Yes. Congrats to the Panthers. You earned it. You were the better team over the course of seven games.

However, I'm mourning the lack of history that was made last night. It did feel, I was rooting for the Oilers. I wanted to see Connor McDavid get his big moment. It felt like it was all working perfectly. You have those times in sports where it's like, if, you know, the whole cliche, like if you gave this script, everyone would throw it out in Hollywood.

That's what it felt like if Connor McDavid had a game winning goal at the end of the third period or in overtime. But what the Panthers did is they just, they played great defensive hockey and Bob was awesome again. And it was an awesome, awesome game. That, that six minute stretch where there was no whistle in the second period was so much fun to watch. And it ended with a Panthers goal.

That was basically the game, that was the game in terms of game winning goal. But that was the game in the fact that the Oilers had really good chances, the Panthers had really good chances, there was no whistle, they were going back and forth and it was essentially who can can ever whoever can get a goal out of this period is going to win this game. And that's what happened. Yeah, that was a crazy six minute period. And I think that the game overall, I don't think was that enjoyable

for anybody watching it because it's so stressful. Oh, I enjoyed it because I had no I had no real like I know Big Bet. I had no interest. I enjoyed the hell I had no real, like, I had no big bet. I had no rooting interest. I enjoyed the hell out of it. You know what I'm saying though, like, game sevens in hockey, it's just all anxiety all the time. Like both teams' buttholes are puckered up, all the fan base, they're just terrified of something bad happening. And when you watch that, you can even feel that, at least for me as a neutral party that

didn't have a bet on either team, that was just, I was kind of rooting for history and that's pretty much it. I was too. I was still feeling like it was fun because it was sports and it was game seven. It was a big moment. But the entire time you feel uneasy watching that. Yeah, but I Oh, I enjoyed watching every second of it. I thought it was just awesome. Every chance the the Oilers that that one chance that McDavid had like maybe six minutes left where he where he he got the puck poked from him. It just yeah it was great. It was great. I love game sevens and yeah I know what you're

saying but I just as someone who didn't I wasn't gonna sleep different on who like if the Oilers won or the Panthers won it wasn't gonna change my life. I had maximum enjoyment of that game. I liked it because it was game seven and it meant a lot and you could tell that every moment on the ice like it was an entire like three hours of big moments one right after the other and I think the Panthers fans if you would ask them how did you feel watching game seven they probably hated game seven. Oh yeah. They probably hated that was probably you never want to go back and think about any of that again you're gonna watch the final minute and you're gonna watch the celebration afterwards

and you're gonna feel great about it. But that entire game could not have been comfortable because the entire time it was like, are we going to be the biggest choke artists in history? And not only that, but it felt like the last 10, 15 minutes of the game was just the Oilers in the Panther zone getting chance after chance after chance. And then they finally ran out of gas.

It was kind of crazy actually watching the end when they pulled a goalie and the Oilers like, I think McDavid fell down in the middle of the ice. Someone else had an errant pass. They actually ran out of gas with like a minute left and couldn't even really muster up one final shot. So as a hockey guy and a Saber Metrics guy, I think we can all agree that the goalie should

have been pulled with like six minutes left in the period. Yeah, maybe not six, but I know I think they just four and a half. I think you pull the goalie super early. Yeah, I feel like I don't know, just at the end of the game, they didn't get that guy out of there until like a minute 45 two minutes left. Well, they got screwed by a couple, they lost the face off and then they turned it over and it was like they just never got the correct setup to get them off.

I do think they should have gotten them off earlier. I don't know, six and a half minutes would be a lot. Well, I'm joking about six and a half, but it should definitely be more than one minute, 45 seconds. Yeah, it should be like three and a half, four minutes. Yeah, so I think a lot of teams, they wait, they like the clock strikes too and they're like, okay, now we can pull the goalie because that's what we've seen other teams do. But in that situation, if you don't win, right, then what are you doing out there? You might as well just go for it. Right. And you just need as many shots as you can get. And they never really got set up for that last big shot. I did not realize how much I like Paul Maurice until after the game. Yes. And his interviews that he was doing. And then I went back and I watched a bunch of his press conferences from earlier this season.

Yep. That guy, that's Central Casting hockey coach right there. I appreciate the hell out of that guy. That, I love him. I also love Brody the dog. Did you guys see Brody the dog? Brody the dog was sitting rinkside front row, a giant shaggy ass dog. You got to check out Brody the dog. He's that front row a giant shaggy ass dog. I want to see you got to check out Brody the dog.

I got to check out Brody the dog. He's that dude. I think that's his name. I don't know. But he's he's an influencer. Brody the dog. The dog is. Yeah.

I think they call him Brody that dude. Okay. Brody the dog. Yeah. Also shout out Evan Rodriguez. What are you laughing about memes? Hank just oh not talking in the mic. We are in a hotel in Nashville by the mic. We are in a hotel in Nashville,

by the way. We're in a secret covert operation. No one knows we're here. We'll get to that in a second. That felt like a personal shot for me and Mr. Hank. That was a personal, you were snickering at him. Yeah, you were. You both snickered. Oh, now I mean he was just blaming Max. He just pointed at Max. I just, I just. Shane just, Shane just sitting in the corner. I almost said something. I just I just pointed to Hank to talk into the mic. She ordered a rib eye for breakfast.

And he spat on it before he ate it. He always spits on his rib eyes. All right. Wait, Brody, the dude. Brody, that dude. I think if you just look up Brody, the dog. I did look up Brody. I can't find Brody the dude? Brody that dude? Brody that dude. I think if you just look up Brody the dog. I did look up Brody the dog. I can't find Brody the dog. What I was gonna say is, shout out Evan Rodriguez being the first Evan on the Stanley Cup. Yeah.

So, we might know an Evan, but we're not gonna say who it is because we don't want to ruin the illusion for anyone. Right. We might know a guy that's really good at picking the lottery ball. Right. He's not quite... He scratches his ears a lot. Yeah, he's not always operating on a hundred, but he's operating really, really close to a hundred. Correct. Brody, can you pull it up? I'm looking Brody the dog. I mean, Twitter... If you search for Brody the dog on Twitter, you're just gonna see someone get hit by a train. Yeah. Are you looking for a cute dog? Well, here's a Russian soldier getting shot. Here's an FPV drone attack Brody the dog. And then

his owner is what is his owner like a bodybuilder? I don't care about the owner. I just I'm obsessed with Brody the dog. Okay, I like Brody the dog sitting front row. imagine being sitting imagine having seats behind Brody the dog. Do you think so the dog influencers Mm-hmm Careful what? I like miss peaches miss peaches great, but do you How often do you think?

There is I'm trying to use my words carefully here. How often do you think there is? I'm trying to use my words carefully here. How often do you think there is? How often do you think fucking happens between two dog owners or a dog owner with that Instagram handle of their dog uses the DM? Yeah, that definitely happens all the time. Yes. Yes. Like if you're well, not all the time the dog not all the time Is that not weird? Do you not sit back and say hey, I just like I met this chick. We hooked up We had a great time. We had sex. Oh, how did you guys meet? She slid into my golden doodles DMs? I think that definitely happens a lot. Yeah, it has to happen a lot

But is that not we is there do you you tell that story? If you get married to this? How did how we met? Yeah, she thought my dog was cute. I think that's how you say it's I mean, it's no different than going to the dog park, taking your dog out on a walk and someone comes up, hey, can I pet your dog? Yeah, you want to fuck? Yeah, that's actually a good point. It is. It's the same thing. It's just it's just taking it to the new it's just online. It's it does feel a little scummy because you're

using pictures of your dog. And at some point she might be sexting with an avatar of your dog sexting back to her. Do you think you start the sexting off in your dog voice? Because you have to leave the illusion that the dog is typing, right? Yeah, you got to be like, I got this bone I got to bury. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah. So that definitely. Thanks for hitting up Brody the dog. He's got a red rocket he wants to put in your mouth. Yeah, the paw emoji, paw emoji. I also think that probably a lot of times two separate dog influencers parents, they start talking to each other back and forth as as the dogs. Yeah, as both playdates. They they they DM as the dogs in character as the dogs. And then at some point be like, are you talking to me or talking to dog right? Yeah, right. And again, this is not this is not about Miss Peter Day because Dave is famous in his own right. I'm talking about like

the people who have no fame but their dog has insane fame. You definitely use that dog. Right. 100%. Right. Because like it's just a regular person and then all of a sudden your dog has two million followers. Yeah. People are hitting that up. They're not you. You have a thousand. No one knows who you are. They know who your dog is. And then you start to think that you're famous.

Right. Because people know your dog. Right. Wow. Yeah. Okay. I never really thought about it. I would actually like people know your dog, right? Wow. Yeah, it's never really thought about. I would actually like to have a dog influencer on the show. Yeah, we should. By the way, this all counts as Stanley Cup recap. Yeah, anyone who I mean, it was it was a great hockey this all

is part of the Stanley Cup recap. So when you say, Oh, you only talked about silly cup for two minutes. No, no, this counts. It was a great dog. Great seats. It was a great time. So you want to have an interesting debate? Yeah, Connor, no. This counts. It was a great dog. It was fantastic with great seats. It was a great time. So you want to have an interesting debate? Yeah. Conor McDavid, kind of a dick move, not accepting the trophy. Oh, I like it. I think it's a dick move to give him the trophy. Yes. You should just, you should be allowed to like,

take yourself out of the conversation. Yeah. You say, I lost. I don't want this. Preemptively declining. Yeah. I've, I've seen people having the discourse out there about whether or not he's, uh, unclassy for not going out on the ice to accept the trophy. One, uh, being unclassy to the league to being unclassy to the fans that traveled from Edmonton. I think that at that point, if you're Connor McDavid, like fuck all that, just go, go cry in the locker room and do whatever you got to do to get over the loss. Like it's kind of fucked up to expect a guy to go back out there on the ice and be like, thank you for this prestigious award right after the biggest soul crushing moment of

my life. That is a true no win situation. If he stays and accepts that trophy, everyone will make fun of him and say, what a loser. You actually held up that trophy after losing the Stanley Cup. Yeah, I have no problem with him not accepting it. Uh, why would you want to accept it? It's cool that he won it. He was the best player in these playoffs. He broke all these records, but fuck off on giving me that trophy after I just had my guts ripped out,

uh, and was on the brink of a historical, historical comeback. Yeah, no, I have no problem with it. I didn't realize, so obviously I know the Stanley Cup stays in Toronto. I didn't realize the Conn Smythe does as well. Like, the fact that you just don't get any of these trophies in the NHL, that's weird. So you don't get a moment with it?

You get a moment with it, but then you have to give it back. You don't get to take it for the summer. You just have to keep giving back the trophies, because I was joking, like, if it was like the NBA MVP or Super Bowl MVP, they'd get the actual trophy. If you won that as the losing team, I would sell that in auction so fast and just hope that the cash I got back filled the void of the loss in my heart. Which it wouldn't, but it would try.

You certainly can't be proud of that trophy. You can't display it. No. Imagine having that in your house. No. And they're like, oh, Con Smythe winner. Congratulations. The only way that that Con Smythe trophy becomes cool for Conor McDavid is if he ends up winning

like four or five cups. Yeah. And he wins the Con Smythe in all of those cups. And then it becomes a fun little trivia, like Conor McDavid has five Stanley Cups and six Con Smythe. That's cool. Yeah, I would say. But other than that, it's not going to be a cool trophy. I would say it's probably the meanest gift you can give to somebody. Yeah. Yeah. Gary Petman, did you see he tried? He tried so hard to kind

of, he knew how awkward the moment was. So he, instead of just saying the Conn Smythe trophy goes to Connor McDavid, he was like, and this player broke all types of records these playoffs, he broke Wayne Gretzky's assist record, like almost, almost, almost like a Mount Rushmore pick being like, this is why I'm picking it. Yeah, this is why it's a good pick. I you can't give that award to him. No, it feels very mean. It feels very mean and points. Just give it to Bob. I look, the back to back four point games were insane. He was not he in it's a team sport,

but he did not have his big moment in the last, I don't know, five periods of the series, six periods. I would say we'll talk on a stick with empty net. Right. I would say it would be it would be better to not give him the trophy than it would be to give him the trophy. Because if you don't give him the trophy, then you know, everyone's always going to say that was a great series. But you know what? Connor McDavid should have gotten the concert trophy. And so it becomes a positive as opposed to like, right? Yeah, he got it. But he lost the Stanley Cup. Yeah. It sucks. Sucks for the boys, but great for the Panthers, throwing rats on the ice. You know, it's the Panthers probably are one of the not most shit on fan bases, but they've got

to be at the bottom of respect. But there are some diehard Panthers fans. It's kind of like when the Blackhawks played the Kings in 2015, I want to say, and I went out to LA and I got mingling with some of the Kings fans, I realized there was some really, really cool, very diehard Kings fans. And that's a fan base to get shit on as well. You know, warm weather, climate, all that stuff. I think Florida is probably the similar where it's like, you know, it's not the most popular sport

in South Florida, but there are definitely some fans that have been along for the ride for the entirety of this franchise existence and been through some really shitty days. And this is a really cool, you know, being able to stop the most embarrassing loss in Stanley Cup final history is both satisfying and probably the most,

the biggest relief you can possibly have. Yeah, shout out Brooks. Yeah, shout out Brooks. He's definitely super happy. Yeah, if you're a diehard Panthers fan and you've gone to games over the years where you've stunk, your team has been bad, you're in South Florida, nobody cares about hockey except for you. You've gone through losing seasons.

You're more battle tested than most fan bases out there. And it's specific to, I think hockey more than anything like the warm weather hockey Fanbases are always gonna be up against it. Yeah, you know, there's nothing that they can really do to convince The rest of the hockey community they are actually die-hards just by the fact that they're warm weather climates You have to go to games wearing sweaters in the 99 degree weather. Right. Right. That's hardcore shit. Right.

And they're arenas in a mall, I think. Sunrise. Yes. Sunrise. Sunrise. Sunrise, Florida. And Jake missed it by two shows to be on the list of people who have championships and would have left only Max.

We can give this to Jake. Yeah, no, Jake was on part of my take for the Stanley Cup finals, just not the last couple games. So Jake finishes it off that everyone who's been on part of my take has won some type of championship. Yeah, that's pretty cool. So there's a lot of people in my DM saying

that I have to leave part of my take to ever win a championship. Oh, unfortunately you can't legally ever leave. Got it. It could be your contract, you're in indentured servitude to me and PFT for the rest of your life. Good, long-winded.

So yeah, that's non-negotiable. But guess what, you might win one at some point. Phillies look pretty good. Yeah, Phillies look good. We'll get to that. Okay, we'll get to that. We'll get to that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll get to that. Cory Perry.

Yes. Unfortunate for Cory Perry. What a shame. The right winger on the Oilers. He lost the Stanley Cup for his fourth time in five years on four different teams. So he was on the Stars, the Canadians, the Tampa Bay Lightning and Edmonton oilers. Oh, I'm so sad for Corey Perry. Tough for him. Corey Perry is a fucking scumbag. Why do you not like Corey Perry?

I don't know anything. I hate. I well, I mean, he was on the Blackhawks this year, then there was all rumors, but I hate him from when he was on the ducks. Oh, that's right. I remember that guy from the Blackhawks. Yes. He's a real. But I hated him before. Yeah. He was on the black hawks in this shit. He's a real motherfucker. I hated him on the duck. So cause the ducks in the, in the Hawks went after each other a bunch. Also, how about this in the Jake files for, whoa, that's wild. Jason Tatum. Yeah. Kachak. Yeah. Went to high school together. Yeah. Pretty wild. Jason Tatum. Yeah. Kachak.

Yeah. Went to high school together. Yeah. Pretty wild. I don't think that's wild because we've heard about it so much. It's wild. It's like one of the,

it's lost its wild meter. It's the Stafford. Yeah, but they've been playing that video for like five years. So it's like the wild meter's gone. That picture was everywhere last night. Yeah. Wouldn't you agree though?

The wild meter goes down once. To be wild. It has to be one of those things that people didn't really expect or didn't really realize. But they've hit us over the head with it so much that it's Kershaw Stafford. Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah. It's not even wild anymore. I still think Kershaw Stafford's wild. Yeah. I mean, it's not. They just say it is wild. It's wild. Who do you think is the bigger star between those two? After high school, Chuck, because it's St. Louis, right? Yeah. Big hockey town. Do you think Chuck's Batman Tatum's? Do you think it's order to wear a t shirt with your own picture on it? No. Yeah. I mean, you guys have I could find like hundreds of. Yeah, I have no or perfect. Is it great? I have no or it's a fair point. Yeah, I have no aura perfect is it great finding this I have no aura it's a fair point yeah I've no aura you didn't you know what the word or meant like a fucking week ago no no but no I do it's awesome because it triggers you yeah I just know that it makes it's just it's whatever yeah you

guys are grasping like as hard as you possibly can for anything I'm sorry you even said it in your caption that Jalen Brown went all the way to France and then came back For a Red Sox game. You're like, that's maximum aura while Jason Tatum was in that picture with him I did not say that. Yeah, you did know what you said not. What did you say? I said Jalen went from Boston to Paris and then Paris back to Boston. That's dedication. Oh, okay. Huh.

Interesting. Under a picture of Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown that the Red Sox captioned. But you didn't mention Jason Tatum in that picture. Because you couldn't even see him because he has no aura. No, my point was just that Jalen Brown is dedicated. You can't even see him because he has no aura. No, my point was just that Jalen Brown is dedicated. You can't even see him. Well, don't worry. Jalen Brown might be running you out of business.

We'll get to that. What? Look at that necklace. We'll get to it. Hot Seat Cool Throne. What is it? We'll get to it. Hot Seat Cool Throne.

What is it, Hank? Tell me. Tell me what it is. Hot Seat Cool Throne. Okay. All right. Let's just do how's equal to run that. Um, by the way, we are just to set the table. We're gonna have Wilcompton on that we tape last week. And then at the end of the show, we're gonna do our Mount Rushmore drunk after beer game. So you're seeing the whole evolution of today's, you're basically going on an entire day with us because this is, we're taping this at eight in the morning in our hotel room and then we're going to be taping the end after beer games in Taylor Wann's house.

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Hank, Hot Seat Cool Throne. My hot seat's coffee. Mm. Why? Why? Yeah, I do have new cell blue. Oh, you just took you. You don't have a hot seat cool throne. So, We do have new cell blue flavors. Oh, you just took it. You don't have a hot seat cool throne, so you took... No, no, no, no. All right, I was gonna try and plug before I told you how Jalen Brown's gonna run this coffee business.

Wait, why wouldn't you put coffee on the cool throne? Because it's on the hot seat. So look up the... Do you see the necklace Jalen Brown's been wearing? Wait, are you gonna actually plug Jalen Brown's coffee company? Does he have one? Well, no, big guy. That's the thing. It's not coffee.

Oh. What is it? It's cocaine? It's caffeine in a necklace. What? Yeah, it's cocaine. That necklace. Ready? What? This is the website. Dave said, like, when they were walking out, he said, what is that necklace?

I was like, I guarantee it's something crazy. Then I looked it up. It's thousands of dollars. Oh, okay. So we're good. I looked it up. It's thousands of dollars. Okay. So we're good. Uh, used it's patented technology to bio stream compounds like caffeine and melatonin digitally without you having to ingest them. No lingering side effects, no stomach discomfort. Okay. So Joe Brown's safe and effective with years of clinical consumer data. Uhapy's tiny magnetic songs naturally stimulate bioreceptors in cell to recreate the same sensations without side effects. Fall asleep faster and stay asleep. Get the rest you need to feel better.

Maintain focus during the day and increase performance. Simply choose the blend you'd like to play and Hapy does the rest. Yeah, so basically you can just wear a necklace and get caffeine ingested into. I am going to purchase one of these. This seems like the best idea ever. So it's a necklace that digitally puts caffeine into your bloodstream. And melatonin if you want it. It's either, can you control which is which? Yeah, I would assume. Yeah. 25 blends. Are available to help imitate the natural magnet. There you even taste them? I don't know. There's no way you taste them.

So why would there be different blends? All right, yeah, it's a fair hot seat. You're right, Hank. I'm kind of screwed. The best part is that as soon as, as soon after you turn your hat B off, your body simply stops feeling the blend. No lingering side effects. Nothing left in your body to metabolize or eliminate.

I love how dumb athletes are sometimes. It's the best. Yeah, they're just like, someone came up with this and was like, well, we'll get at least one guy to buy this, one pro athlete to buy this, all we need. That probably was the business model. They're like, let's create a necklace and say that it digitally inserts caffeine into your body.

And then they said, well, how are we gonna make money and they're like well did you see the the new Max in the NBA is 300 million all we need is one guy and they're just kidding him he's got Jalen Brown good for Jalen Brown what's the point of having 300 million dollars if you don't spend it on junk science right I agree I agree it can't hurt right actually probably could absolutely hurt yeah I could destroy your career 100% yeah I'm in though I'm in listen to new fighting necklace yeah would you say that's work I'm done answering this question I think if you wear this chain you have aura so well just say the word or you just hate it so much.

I don't hate it. It's like Tatum doesn't have any. It's just Max. Yeah. Well, he knows it wouldn't bother him so much if he didn't know that Jason Tatum had no like big cat doesn't even literally doesn't know the definition of or is he just knows you can tell you can you don't have to know the definition.

Right? Yeah, that's a fact. Is it not it's subjective and you're never going to know the definition right? Yeah, that's a fact is it not it's subjective And you're never gonna accept the fact that they both have it No, I mean I'm gonna continue saying aura He's checked out until he finds out where you can find his necklace. I gotta buy this necklace. I wonder if they make a cock ring. Yeah, no, Hank, he doesn't.

I'm sorry. I'm just being realistic. It bothers him so much. You're gonna keep doing it. You've already run into the ground. No, I'm not running into the ground. It's just eating fat. No, we're shooting it to the moon. We have no, you definitely won't.

And a good thing. It doesn't bother you. No. Yeah. It'll be funny. Anytime. Wait, right. Good.

Hey, okay. Let me ask you this. This is so doesn't bother you when Jason Tatum gets to a microphone when he's about to give a speech, are you worried? You're like, Oh, don't say anything dumb. No, I would be. This is like the biggest cope I've ever heard. Don't say anything dumb no I would be this is like the biggest cope I've ever heard don't say don't say it's a coincidence you guys are like

the fact that the Celtics has won the champion no that's how do we try and tear them down it's how do we try and create division tearing him down it's just a stating of fact I think this way with Nick Sirianni yeah true every time every time yeah no aura No aura. No aura. But if you had a champion, should be like kiss the ring bitch and that's what I'm gonna say. Yeah, but that's fine. But you can, both of those things can be true.

But you can't say kiss the ring. Not for Nick Sirianni. No, but you can't say kiss. No, I'm saying for you. You can't say kiss the ring bitch while at the same time thinking I wish they would stop talking about his aura. I don't think that. No.

Yeah you do. I don't care. You're thinking that right now. No, I think it's just like, I hate these guys so much. Hank, I would love it if my team won a championship and the biggest gripe was that their star didn't have aura. Correct. That's a great thing. Yeah. Position to be a better than your mind.

Yeah. A better position to be PFT. No, I'm saying in your mind, the gripe is that your favorite player doesn't have aura. I would love that. Who said he's my favorite player? A better position to be though, PFT would be winning a championship and having all your guys have aura. That would be great.

Yeah. It'd be better than having your main guy that you love so much not have aura. Define aura. I said, if you have to ask, you can't afford it. That's a fact. You probably don't know what it means. Oh, looks like I got you. No, I don't.

I don't go ahead and explain it. I don't know. I don't know. Problem. So he doesn't know what it looks like. Does Tom Brady have aura? No, you. Yes, he does.

No, he does. No, no, he definitely does have aura. So it's not an anti Hank thing. This is just we're calling it as we see it. We're journalists. KG has a shitload. Painting your nails. Aura. Yes. Good thing you're not upset. Wait, wait. I know what you're doing, Hank, but like as a as an innocent bystander, you can't say that Caleb Williams doesn't have aura. He has so much. He's got, you could say if anything, he's got too much aura. Right. You could you could say that. Would you rather have aura or championship? I'd rather have both. Good answer. You didn't see that coming.

You didn't see that coming. Rather have both. All right. That was today's aura talk. I'd rather have it on Friday where we somehow trick Hank into talking about this again. It's not trick. I'm going to speak. I'm going to be like, Hey, today, you know, I woke up and you're like, I'd like to have championship or that's what I'd like. You say that it doesn't bother you. It's the biggest lie ever. No, it's just like, there's one, it's one of those things where it's like, this conversation is going to happen in circles forever. And

it's going to, it's just, it's like's like it is annoying not that I don't care about you guys acting like Jason Dave doesn't have or I just know that Every time I speak for the next six months. It's gonna be like, yeah, but just a Week you've sound exactly like a guy who doesn't Had a two-week suck off on the show. Can we not punch your balls once? Absolutely. You're gonna... People are getting upset at us. I need you in better vibes for today. Yeah, you're gonna have to. I need better vibes. You're competing in the beer... We didn't even say that. You're competing in the Beer Olympics. Yeah, I'm honored. Speaking of that... People need us to bring you back down a little bit, otherwise they're gonna unsubscribe from the show. Oh, that's already happened, probably.

I'm sorry to think... Big Cat that's already happened. I'm sorry. Big cat sidebar. Yeah. Max Max has or big time. It's not great or, but he's got, he's got it. Yeah. There's something about from fucking peanuts. Are you talking about pig pen? Yeah. The dirty kid? He called him the dirty kid from Charlie Brown? No, I think he's talking about Charlie Brown when he misses the when he misses the goal. No, he's talking about Pigpen.

No, he's talking about Pigpen. Yeah. But you didn't even know who Pigpen was. Charlie Brown would have been a better comparison, kicking the field goal. Charlie Brown has aura. No, no. Suppy does.

This is like, it's a classic Twitter meme. It's like there's always people on here trying to claim something that's just not true. Like Charlie Brown had hose low key gonna order one though. Okay. Um, my cool thrown three beers. Yeah. Did you guys see this yesterday? No. Nick beans. Yeah, golfer. He's never played a PGA tour sanction event. He's never played in an event bigger than a state open. So no corn fairies, no, you know, professional, nothing. He was in like a qualifier, just a regular Monday qualifier to get into the rocket mortgage open. He finished his round. I think he was, you know, in contention, but still needed some things to happen. Drank three beers and then the round ended and he ended up in a playoff and won the playoff. I love that. I love that. He said, he said, he was like, they're like, how do you think this is going to affect, you know, you had three beers and then the round ended and he ended up in a playoff and won the play. I love that. I love that. He said

he said he's like they're like how do you think this is going to affect you know you had three beers before the playoff and because it's not an official event because his round was over like it's allowed because like he finished his round. He can do whatever he wants. He drank three beers. They asked him how he felt. He's like three beers are going to make me play perfectly. Yes, it's the perfect amount. It is it is forget. So three beers is like for the, for the people that say like,

I need, you know, you hit a bad shot or you have a couple of bad holes, you're like, I need to drink three beers, which happens to me every round. Basically it's true. The four beer rule is what I've always gone by. If you go, if you go to the fourth beer, you basically have to go to 10 or you like, because four beers, if you have four beers, you're, you're,

you're signing up for maybe not a hangover, but at least feeling a little off in the morning, anything under four, you can survive and feel fine and still get a little buzz. I think three beers is the perfect amount for golfing, especially where it's like you get the buzz going, you're having a good time, but you don't get that crash afterwards. And I don't think it affects your game. If anything, it makes you more relaxed. Golf in general is all about finding the golden ratio of alcohol to nicotine to whatever other substances

you're ingesting on the course to get to that perfect balance and then just stay at the balance. Now you never stay at that balance because it's actually perfect for a playoff hole because you get one hole to hit that exact right ratio. But if you have to play like a back nine and you hit that three beer level on hole number 11, then you're tinkering with it.

Then you tinker with it, you experiment with the level. I forget about Zillion beers, like three beers should be a brand. Yeah, three beers is great. Three beers in a Phantom A. Actually, we have to drink three beers to start the beer games today. Three beers, perfect.

Out of a boot, each of us. That's gonna suck. Yeah, I'm going tortoise in the pair mode. Yeah. Tortoise in the pair. What? They're both tortoises. The hair. Yeah. So Max, yeah, we'll go tortoise in the pair mode. We could. So is the pair.

Who's the tortoise and whose pair? I'm going to go. I'm going to go hair. Your hair. I'm hair. But he loses the race. Yeah that's fine. I always win. Max should read the tortoise and the hare and say I don't know man I still think the hare is gonna win. You're going hare and the pair. Yeah. Wait Max what place did the hare finish in? The second. Yeah. Okay, PFT. My hot seat is going to be, Hank took one of mine. Okay. I thought I had one.

My hot seat is going to be Croatia, because Croatia lost in the eighth minute of stoppage time. Wait, which one? I just lied about that. Tortoise the Pear. Yeah, I was gonna say, because you didn't know about the necklace, and there's no way you knew about the three beers.

Yeah. No, my... Wait, I didn't, good catch, Hank Yeah, I was totally I was totally going with it. I was just like, Yeah, yeah. After I said that, and I remembered what Hanks hot seat cool thrown was, which one am I gonna lie about having? Oh, shit, I can't do either one. I guess I'll just fess up to it. You could do you could do no, I actually have some it was just on the on the wrong tab that I

opened up. So my hot seat is going to be gay Paris. Oh, Paris for the Olympics. Did you see about the plan that a bunch of Parisians had to fuck with their government? No, I actually respect this out of the French. So the the president, Emmanuel Macron, and I think the mayor, Hidalgo, or whatever of Paris, they they were going to jump into the river in Paris to show how clean it was and to promote the Paris Olympics. So then thousands of French people said, you know what? On this day, we're going to do a flash mob down at the river. We're all going to go into the river and we're going to shit in it so that the shit

gets on to our president and the mayor of the city, which is awesome. I don't I have no idea what the politics are behind all this. I just think that it rocks to say we're gonna take a shit on our president. Yes, I think that's a very fun thing to do. But then Macron said that he's not going to get in the river after all, citing like a political concern. So he just didn't want to get shit on him. Kind of a pussy move. Oh, tonight is a river. But I stand with the French. I do too. That's an awesome move. Trying to just, you know, do a quick prank on your president.

Take a shit on him. Why not? One day a year we should all get to shit on the president. At least throw stones at him. Yeah. Do the lottery. Yeah, but it's always the president. It's always the president. Yeah. There should be like 10 people that get to slap the president and you enter a lottery at the end of every year and then they draw out of the millions of participants, they draw 10 numbers and then you just get to walk into a room and just power slap the fuck out of whoever the president is. Yeah. I honestly think though that if you smacked Biden, it would be like that show, uh, is it cake or or what is it? Cake or not? Yeah. Is it cake? Yeah. Is it cake or? What is it cake or not? Yeah, is it cake? Yeah, is it cake? Yeah, will it

cake? You just slap him and just be like, wait, why do I have cake all on my hand and he just melts. Or his head might spin 360 degrees around like, like in the exorcist and just open his mouth and scream at you. Yeah. My cool throne is gonna be focusing. Focusing is on the cool throne. Because JJ Redd Focusing is on the cool throne because JJ Reddick, new coach of the Los Angeles Lakers, he said that he is no longer in the content game. He's not doing any podcasts anymore. He turned his back on the podcast community

that built him up to the point that he's at right now. Big time, big time backstabbing move on JJ's part. And I would just like to say, I think we should ban him from part of my take JJ's ban for part of my take. No, no longer invited on the show. I'd still like him on unless he decides to come on. If he decides that he can do podcasts again, then he can come back on the show. Yes. But until that moment, he's banned from part of my track. Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Yeah. Um, I mean, I would personally, I would never take an MBA head coaching job that banned me from podcasting. Nope. But that's just me. I guess it shows you where the priorities are once and for all.

They're exactly right. Exactly. And then in his introductory press conference, he used the F word he used bad language, he swore and people are angry about that. People really angry, angry about that. I saw Peter Vesey saying he was upset about it. Frank I solo said enough already with the bleeping profanity in public and during the bleeping profanity in public and during press conferences, politician, athletes, coaches, over the top.

Disgusting. And JJ would say, I don't really give a fuck. Yeah. I did kind of appreciate it. I liked it. Also, Rob Polinka had one of the worst haircuts ever, which I think was intentional. I'm not Rob Lowe.

Yeah. And also, everyone talk about my haircut, not talk about the fact that JJ Reddick's coaching experiences fourth grade. Yeah, that was a bad graphic that they That was tough graphic. What is fourth grade volunteer? Fourth grade volunteer. I think JJ will do a good job. I just wish they were a little bit more honest about it and especially LeBron, because he said that he had no interaction or discussion with JJ during the coaching decisions. He did a four month interview on a podcast with him. A four month interview. They never talked about getting together. They never talked

about basketball philosophy. No, they never talk. That conversation was all between the proper channels. JJ Reddick and Rob Polanco only. How stupid does he think we that was a literal interview? Well, what's weird is that it's not tampering. No, it was genius. Yeah, but just say what it was. Yeah, LeBron, you can have conversations with people and be like, I think this guy would be a good coach. Right. And then you can make a recommendation during your team's coaching search. That would be a normal expected thing to do. I don't

understand why he's lying about this. Right. Just say, yeah, we decided we realized that podcasting is the greatest loophole ever. And we did a podcast about the our philosophies of basketball while doing it. Yeah, I was essentially interviewing him for the job and then we hired him. Yeah. And it's awesome. I just think that it's sad that, you know. The JJ swears?

No, he was a, that and also he was a podcaster. Yeah, true. And then now he's trying to act like he's not a podcaster anymore. He turned his back on the family. He used podcasting. Yes. That's what irritates me the most.

He used podcasting, it's a stepping stone job Yes, exactly sad. It is sad. Okay, my hot seat is Max Max is on the hot seat. I know why because the important our boss has Decided to make a bet on MLB futures and he put $200,000 on the Philadelphia Phillies. They're a great team. Max, let's talk about this for a second because I have bet on the Eagles and the Phillies and Nova and I have jumped in your hole on different sports. There

is a big difference between me and Dave in this respect. Yeah. No, because I always will love you no matter what I like at the end of the day. I like jumping in your hole and being there side by side, but like I genuinely love you. Dave hates you. He detests you as a human being. Yeah, yeah, I'm aware. So I don't I my when Hank said this before the show started my heart like sunk. Yes. Yeah, it is like the last thing that I want to so what's going to happen when you're in your overalls and pigtails?

Screaming at us. I did it's that. I think the vibe is going to be much different this. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean the thing about Max though is you cannot control yourself when it comes to Philly sports like you you're you're you can go into it with a strategy of how you're going to play it but Max is going to come out no matter what. I don't. Yeah. I I guess it's

it's just going to be weird because it's I'm I'm already picturing Dave has that look like when he looks at someone when he wants to blame them for something with sports that he's just gonna be looking at me if like the Phillies strike out a big spot and it's just gonna be like that little side eye and I'm and I'm not gonna be able to it's I'm gonna be worried about the Phillies winning the World Series and then I'm also gonna be worried about the owner of this company like firing me at any point. Well he's not gonna fire you. He's not gonna fire you. He might. He might threaten to fire you. He might threaten to fire you and also like belittle you and blame you for everything but he's not gonna fire you because he can't fire you.

When Max heard the news. But if he tells me that I should fire you I might have to fire you but okay yeah. When Max heard the news you saw his he tells me that I should fire you, I might have to fire you. But okay, yeah. When Max heard the news, you saw his future flash in front of his eyes. Max immediately put himself looking into early October and seeing all these things Dave was going to be saying to him and doing to him. And Max just, he just melted a tiny bit. And the funniest part, not the funniest part,

but the Phillies would have to really fuck up not to be in at least the NLCS. Cause the NL is trash. Yeah. Like they will be in big playoff games. What are the chances that like- There's no way that they're not gonna be in big playoff games.

They are better- It's a lock. They are better than a lot of these teams. Like the wild cards joke, the teams that are going to get in are going to be a joke. The Phillies will be in the NLCS. It would be, I don't know if they'll win the NLCS. That's going to be a tough, I mean, the Dodgers are amazing. I know the Dodgers would be who they play in the NLCS most likely,

but they like the way the NL is set up. I think they will be in the NLCS. I don't know baseball. So up. I think they will be in the NLCS I don't know baseball so weird anything like a good attitude max. Yeah, there we go max Yeah, good. That was your first test But I'm just like what are the chances like the Phillies make it to the World Series Davis like you can't watch this game I know he wouldn't say that he might say that you can't like what if he's like you're such bad vibes like you know because Yes, you're good for the for content. So having you on a stream watching the games is he's going

to show that I'm not going to even stream it. That's that's true. So you're fine. That's good point. That's good point. And we is it surviving barstool is right around playoffs. So maybe maybe he'll watch it. That's a good point.

Hank. It's gonna be. Yeah, you got to jump for the Smitty. Well, no Smitty will be his punch it like he as much as he dislikes me Yeah, he dislikes me right 10x right next of me Rone's the real winner out of yes Yeah, it was everything. Yeah, but but also Max think about the positives. What if they win it all? He might give you he might rip you off a fucking check. I don't think I think that he it'll all be like I am the only one to get that that city that's that city. He'll take credit

for it. That's that's stinky loser. Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna get Max. Max needed Dave to save him. Yeah. Yeah. That's what that's gonna be. The only way you can win is when I when I step in front and then he's also going to say, I'm the only one that believes in Nick Foles. I'm the only one that believes in his Phillies team.

I'm the biggest Phillies fan here. Correct. Yeah. So if they lose, it'll all be my fault. If they win, it'll only be because of the yeah. Yeah. True. Yeah. It's yeah. It's not a great situation to be in. You'll find your way. Yeah. Yeah. It'll be in. You'll find your way through.

Yeah, yeah, it'll be fun. You've got good instincts. All right, my cool throne is Stale Blue Coffee, because we have two new flavors. Do you have necklaces? We don't, but we can actually work on that. I'll try to get you a necklace. Blueberry Muffin, delicious.

Cold Brew, two new flavors, Blueberry Muffin. This one, if you put a little milk in, it unlocks the entire flavor. And then we have cinnamon sugar donut. Cold brew, super easy to make. Throw two pouches in a pitcher. Gonna send some of that to Booger. Yes.

Oh, good call. Cause he loves coffee, so he can't resist. I'm like, you're eating donuts, dude. So the cinnamon sugar donut's very good. Yeah, put them in your pitcher, throw it in your fridge, you have it for the whole week. Go buy it right now, help some dogs as well. All right, do we have anything else before we get into Will?

And then we will see everyone drunk out of our minds in the other end. Congrats to Tennessee. Tennessee baseball won the college world series. That's a team too. The balls are back. They, I feel like the last few years have been climbing the hill climbing the mountain where

they've stumbled. They've had some pretty sad, you know, losses. I think they didn't even did they not make Omaha like a year ago or two years ago when they were one of the best teams? Either way. They were dominant all year. They were the number one team. They even lost the first game just to make a little interesting five consecutive national championships for the were dominant all year. They were the number one team. They even lost the first game just to make a little interesting. Five consecutive national championships for the SEC. Yeah. Big time. You saw the conference fans come out last

night. Yes. SEC, we did it again. Yes. That's just, I mean, there's like half the country doesn't, a lot of the country doesn't have baseball but yeah. But SEC. Yeah, but SEC. But yeah, congrats Tennessee, ball for life. Peyton said this is just the start. He said we're gonna start winning in everything. I mean, football, they might be pretty good in football. They've got a great quarterback,

but in basketball I felt like this was the year. Yeah, yeah. But it's okay, you won a national championship. You won a national title, flags fly forever. Yep. Okay, so we have Will Compton, and then the next time you hear us without Will, we will be drunk as fuck after whatever is transpired in beer games.

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We'll see if you can get back to very, very special guest. I think you're a very special human being. Yeah. Even more Compton, he was a guest on part of my take, even better human being. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. When you see him, you're like, there's our special boy. Yeah.

As of right now. As of right now. I'm just a guest. You're special, but you're not a special guest. So let's set the stage. So this is being done in secret. You're here for the dozen trivia. Yes.

When people listen to this, they will know that we are back into beer games. Yeah. The beer Olympics? The beer games. Now, what would happen if we said beer Olympics, the entire beer games? Would you guys get sued?

I don't think so. I think it's more of like titling. Like we can't title it that because it's the year. What if I titled all of my tweets and everything? I think you're okay to do that. What if we wore shirts during the Beer Olympics that just had the Olympic logo, except it was just beer mugs? I still think that that's okay.

That just, I don't know how crazy they are. Like you know what I mean? I don't know if it's like, you can't even tweet Super Bowl. What if I paid JP one, two or three to title the video Beer Olympics? They wouldn't do that. Everyone's got a price. They do.

But I would think that they would say, hey, we're getting offered this amount of money right change the title Well, what if I offer can you match it? What if I offered him so much money? I was like the only condition is you can't tell them They'd probably do it. Okay. All right. What if we just these are just shames that we're saying yeah That would be a shame that will be a shame. Do you guys have a meme guy? Yeah, what if we hired your meme guy? I Mean he probably he'd probably be like,

my dream was to work for part of my take. I was going to say like, I don't think, they would think about it, but I would assume my heart of hearts tells me that they would not leave Bussin to go to part of my take. How much would you tell, like for our memes guy, for your memes guy, what would the trade look like there? I don't know. I don't know what all the memes guy does. Is he a five tool athlete? Our memes guy?

Yeah. Lacrosse, college lacrosse player. Yeah. Okay. He is on a pip though. What else can he do outside of the memes? Not a whole lot. Really good memes.

Take care of a turtle? Does he, what does he do structurally or operationally for you guys? He gets very mad at Italian reporters. Okay. Yeah Is he good vibe good vibes? Oh, no, definitely not the opposite of good vibes If you you probably have to offer you have to offer memes and money to go with this package to get yeah We'd have to throw in a pic. Yeah, yeah, cuz our guys are good vibes guys can they're good hangs I'm pick

Yeah We we don't we max is our only good vibes guy Hank and memes are both just bad vibes all the time and they hate each other yeah they're they make each other worse oil and water and and just just bring all of our vibes down constantly I'm great vibes now oh yeah oh hey eight hours after you won a title weird how that works well knows I think I think you have moments of being a good vibes guy. Yeah, for a golf course. A lot of time from the outside looking in,

it seems like you're just like, all right, another fucking day. No. Another fucking day around these boys. When Hank wins a championship, he's a great vibes guy. And it does happen frequently enough to him that that's like once every five years we get a great day of Hank happening. Hank skipped into work today at like 8 30 in the morning.

You know, I saw him in the parking lot. I was like, what is going on right now? You know, you know, mincy gets here like early and he just walks around hoping that, you know, someone will have a conversation with him. Hank did that this morning. Hank was part mincy this morning, just wandering around the office being like, you guys want to talk to me or anything? Want to talk about the Celtics? Want to say anything to me? All right. So, so to set the stage of what we're doing here. So like I said, when people listen to this, they'll already know that we're in beer games. We can go through, there was a lot of history back and forth.

But at the end of the day, we're happy that we're going to be competing in beer games. We also are going to do, at the end of this interview, Max has a concussion test for us that he's going to administer to us after beer games that we're going to run on Wednesday's episodes. The end of the show after this interview will be us drunk after beer games. Okay. But we are happy that we're back in. It man did it was it a road and it's a surprise like no one else besides you and Taylor know that we're back in right?

We're excited. We have a big where People have seen it by now, but we have a big body armor truck. We're coming in We wanted to want to come in like stone-cold Steve Austin. It's an incredible idea It's gonna be bring it all back because it was mad. We personally had probably the toughest moment of our relationship Yeah, yes. Yes, because I Because, I mean, how would you describe the beer game's scheduling? The scheduling? Yes. From which angle? Because there's multiple angles. Okay. And what I need to be cautious of is walking myself down to certain angles and then I get, you guys divide and conquer me and then I can't talk about one sole thing because a lot of things

happened. I have no ulterior motive here. Sounds like you're just worried about me. No, no, I'm just saying you guys are really good. I just gotta be on my, I gotta be on my stuff. You're worried we're gonna divide and conquer yourself? Yeah. Yeah. It's only you here right now. Well, I know, but it's an intimidating factor. I'm sitting here, the couch is lower than your guys' desk. You guys are kinda two on one talking down to me.

Okay, so let's start with, you said that there's multiple angles. Let's start with one that makes you look the best. Okay. How did the scheduling work? I like that. That makes us look the best. Yeah, yeah. Even this isn't going to be good.

Yeah, no, it's not going to be good. Because I'm only able to talk about it from my lens and my angle. The scheduling element was very unfortunate to start there. So last year, the couple years we've done the beer games, we've had them on the week that mini camp gets over after tight end you. Yep. Because George does tight end you right after mini camp. Is George going to be competing in beer games?

No, he'll be a referee. Oh, he drops out? Now that this is coming out on Wednesday, no, like the boy, he's nursing a lot. He's nursing some, I don't want to say all of his stuff. Okay, all right. This is Phase Me. It's after mini-camp is Phase Me. Then you report to off-season.

You report to the training camp later, yeah. Yeah. Did you ever come close to getting arrested during Phase Me? I don't even know what you're referring to. Phase Me is what happens after the OTAs, and then all the players are kind of left to themselves. Yeah. So the Jets call it Phase Me,

where you work on yourself, and then you come back for training camp. It's when all the, when it's like the only thing that can happen in this period of time between mini camp and training camp is bad. Never got arrested. There's nothing. In between phase me.

Anything close? No. Okay. It was always, you know, I had to make the team every year. Yeah, that's true. So it's not like I can go on any trips, miss any days of the phase. So phase me wasn't even fun for you.

Yeah, phase me wasn't fun for me. It was more like anxiety, like damn, it's coming, it's true. So it's not like I can go on any trips, miss any days. So phase me wasn't even fun for you. Yeah. Phase me wasn't fun for me. It was more like anxiety. Like damn it's coming. It's coming. Yeah. Yeah. How are you going about this year? If you have an injury, if you're or whatever, I don't know what kid was dealing with, but if you're recovering from something, probably not the best look to be just like chugging beers. Right. And like when you can't make the club in the pub, when you're that committed to ball, which George is like, you just think of it as you put alcohol on your body, inflammation, like would this be good for me? I need to start dialing in. You start that anxieties like there.

Yeah, okay, so back to the scheduling part. So the scheduling part, having it the times that we've had it in June, going into this year during the Super Bowl week, I'm starting to learn that it's on the exact same time as the dozen. When you say I'm starting to learn, what you're actually saying is you told me the date and I said that is already scheduled for the dozen.

Correct. Okay, because you kinda went, that was a gloss over of I'm starting to learn. Okay, I learned at the Super Bowl week that the dozen trivia tournament was happening at the exact same time. Which is the whole company. Per Big Cat.

Yeah, which is the whole company. Which is the whole company. Her big cat. Yeah, which is the whole company. Which is the whole company. I'm starting to learn. I'm starting to be made aware. Jeff and I get on the phone and he's like, I can schedule your games. It was like Sunday. It was basically like the Tuesday or Wednesday that's open, like how I'm going back for Titan

U at this point tomorrow. We would love to. Yeah, I know you would love to. Yeah, we would love to go to Titan U because we were invited to Titan U, but we can't because of the dozen. Right, but you could have went on Wednesday. No, we could, we can't. I play on a cane. Hank has a game. Yeah. A game. What do you mean? We're playing in trivia. Right. I was, you listen, listen, hang on. This is it. This is it. This is what I'm saying. You start getting ripped apart here. Yeah. You moved

beer games to the week that the dozen was the dozen then move time out. That's that is that is where it's all we didn't move the beer games to the week of the dozen. Your Olympics. Sorry, the beer Olympics. We didn't move it. We just learned Super Bowl week that they were getting planned for the same. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm on the phone with Jeff. We're figuring out, Hey, I can play you on Sunday, Monday. Let's say you go out to do a beer games Tuesday. If you guys win, you'll have to be back for the final four. Like we're working it out just between us two. And, um, so that it was step one as we're starting to capture some, some shit from like, Hey, you're scheduling the same day. Yeah. And that's where it started. Six months. That's where it started. There's also, there's other people that would be competing in the beer Olympics that also had to do the dozen though. Right. That's the thing. Correct.

So they could schedule the booze ponies. My, myself, I was thinking like after we had the success that we had with the beer Olympics last year, you guys wanted to participate and we're kind of sitting back like, yeah, we need to get, yeah, we were in a welcome the cats that want to, I want to play. Yeah. Cause the sitting back like, yeah, we need to get, welcome the cats that want to want to play. Yeah. Because the first year we did it, it was just O lineman. It was the Titans O line. We had a good time.

We're like, how can we make it bigger this year? And it just like Bert and Shane were in and it kind of all worked out. And then you saw the, you saw the reaction on social media. Dan wanted to be in, like the boys wanted to be in. It's like, yeah, how do we make this thing even bigger? And at that point during Superbowl week, we also sat down with Jason Kelsey. Yeah. And we sat down and had breakfast to figure out what day we could do it on that

week. Cause at that point it was on Wednesday. And he was like, and for everybody to learn too, when their beer bowl came out, it kind of seemed like they were cucking us or making that up, but they were doing it for years. But Jason was like, Hey, we have the beer bowl that we do and we do those for two days. We do that on Wednesday, Thursday. If you guys moved it to Tuesday up a day, we can make it all work because Travis really wants to do this. I can't leave him hanging. Like where we want to do the, uh, the beer Olympics. So we build the whole beer. So we build the whole, yes, Bert Shane,seys, and then obviously you wanna get

the returning champs, George, and at that point, George was, he was down to do it. But he was like, I just kinda gotta see how the off season unfolds. At this point in this story, Will is thinking, and I've heard this from multiple reports, so the beer Olympics are scheduled. We've moved the dozen. The

Kelseys are in. There was a point, and this is going to shock people because everything has transpired since with all the dropouts and all the drama and everything. I've heard from multiple reports that Will said there was a 30% chance that Taylor Swift was going to come to the beer Olympics. Oh my God. Can you imagine? He thought there was a 30% chance Taylor Swift was going to attend the beer. I never know. I think there's, you never know. I think there's still a chance you might show up. That's where we came from. That was where that was the height. Well, the 30% chance of Taylor Swift, like when Dave was now Dave was down to do the beer games like a 10, because we were going to

have him be your partner. And he was on board at first until he wasn't. And then when he really wasn't on board, he was like, you can get me back if you get Taylor Swift this. Right. Okay. So we're like, okay, there's a shot. Kind of diva Dave.

Yeah, yeah. There's a shot in the dark that we can get DP at the game. I mean, you could always just get, well, who would Dave play with if not Taylor Swift miss peaches? Yeah get miss peaches to compete in the beer Olympics Yeah, we get some fucking I would get that would get some traction I'd be bigger than Taylor Swift so alright So so so you're set and then you got all these guys and then one by one they just start dropping out Yes, you saw the whole so that week that week when the the antennas really started to go up was the fact that we did want barstool personalities to do it. Yeah. And that way it was collat. That was where it was like, you know, you're kind of you're kind of hitting heads because

there you guys are, you know, first and foremost with a dozen. And so I was like, damn, how are we going to pivot from this? The next week is when we had we basically got on the phone with barstool, like the sales team. You demanded 40 people. Time out. There's a lot of BS in that. Okay. We got on the phone and you know how it works. They're starting to pitch the idea for sponsors on the event and everything else.

As we were talking about the idea and the vision that we had for the beer games with Vegas, because over the last year we've built a good reputation, or a good relationship with Red Rocks. Yeah. Taylor brought up the Vegas idea and it was kind of like, you know, Red Rocks having the hotel and casino, you have everything in house. You don't have to worry about guys like, you don't have to worry about transportation, food, drink, everything is right there. Nobody has to leave. Tunnel of chaos. Yeah. Tunnel of chaos. Vegas kind of hosts itself. You don't have to worry about getting everybody to there. Like like hey, make sure you don't drive

Yeah, yeah, it's gonna be a movie gonna be a movie like all of that with the talent that we had Committed at the time it felt like it made more sense because last year we got a bubble like the NBA bubble Yeah in red. Yeah, so this was the peak this the piece was we had Vegas games we had the venue we had Shane Gillis. We had B games. We had Vegas, we had the venue, we had Shane Gillis, we had Burt, we had the Kelsey brothers, we had 40 people that Will demanded from Barstool, doing a movie. Yeah.

This was, at this point, this was the biggest thing that's basically ever been created. Correct, and then, as the year unfolded, McGregor Chandler gets announced for that week. Oh my God. So he probably would've come by. Jelly Roll. Yeah, roll yeah jelly roll he was throwing he was doing a concert yeah so it's all perfect and then it's all perfect so I do want to go to the part where all resort like this budget resources get poured into busting with the bow that's not we don't need

that that is important that's that is important that's not important that is important because Because we said this the vision of it all. And then they're like all right we're going to take this as sales. It seems like we need to sell this bigger than we did last year. So we're fired up. The next phone call is when we get told hey this could be this is an awesome deal. This could be an attempt pull event. Barstool we want to get behind this more. So what do you guys think about the idea of Rob? Because we brought up Rob in the first one, like it would be sick to have a high level production team because to get cams on different teams and to tell different stories throughout

the games, like it could be really cool for the audience to kind of see the perspective from Shane's team, from your guys's team. Oh my God. To see all the different- It's like in season hard knocks for the kind of kind of bring like a reality element to it. They kind of get those different perspectives movie and they're like what would you think are they're like we can have we can put Rob's team on this. Rob's one of the guys here is very yeah he's a stud. He does a commercials that we do, yeah. Yeah, surviving that, uh, that Barcell put together last year. And my first question was, what about, uh, the dozen and Jeff?

And the response was, Jeff's going to have to move the dozen. Oh. And. You boxed him out. And I literally said, can I please call him because. Oh, wow. This sucks. That's, so this is a nice, so, so you did call him because you didn't call us when you kicked us

out of the beer games. Okay. Yeah. Yes. Which we'll get to that. How did you take that call? They didn't, they were like, you can't tell him yet. We will tell him when he needs to know. And I was like, I did. I truly felt like this sucks. Like this is not this, but doesn't everything's going to have to get moved. And then and then we also get told that there's going to be a $300,000 budget put behind this. Wow. So we're like, we're obviously fired up that that Barstool wants to buy into this because years past, it's like we're doing the contractors, we kind of operate solo Barstool sale does all the sales, like we kind of have to figure out our own way, make it sick. And when Barstool buys in like that, we're like, oh, this is awesome.

Like this is really becoming like what we wanted it to be. And all the unfolding of it gets moved for dozen. You kind of take those jokes and have fun with it and embrace it because it does suck. But it's like, what do you do? What do you do? And then unfortunately, what a shame. Travis backs out. Oh, no, we get the call. Oh, no, we built the whole thing around that was like, God damn it, do like, this is going to start looking like even more shitty because we've already taken.

We've already had the move that the dozen, which sucked. And then Bert drops out. Oh. Then Shane's kind of playing the up in the air game where he's kind of like joking on you that he's not doing it. But I kind of had to call him. I was like, bro, I, we have to know if you're going to do this because we got to lock in what names are on. Like this is getting sold at a higher level.

Like this, there's more going into this this year to where they need to know names beforehand. Like it's, it's beyond us. It's beyond bigger than us. It's bigger than us. And he was like, yeah, I'm going to go blah, blah, blah. We go to a show. He's like, I'll be there. Then he gets a, an awesome deal with Bud Light where he's got to shoot a commercial. So he's like, you got to do it. You have to understand that he has, if you isolate the, uh, if you isolate the situation, you're like, we get it. But

collectively it's like, this is going to be an avalanche on us. It's like you almost made it too big. Right. You're like, you're like Oppenheimer. Yeah, we couldn't control it. Yeah. Which is like Taylor and I, it's the first time we've actually tried intentionally planning it way out in advance. Shouldn't do that. And it bit us in the ass. All four of those, the four biggest teams, George is like, Hey, I can't swing it. Uh, CMC's also has a wedding that week that he's like, I'm going to go, it's just hard to swing everything. But even if you have, if Travis drops out, Jason is still huge. Right. Jason's going to be there, which I'm pumped about because that guy would, he's not going to skip to

do like, what's he going to do? Like he's drinking beer that weekend, right? Yeah. He's drinking beer the entire week, I believe. Right. So, all right. So, so all of that falls through. Yep. What part of the story were you at now? We're at Dave point This is we missed it. We missed one one little piece which piece you know a piece Okay, now as each person falls out. I'm on the yak as this stuff is happening Yeah, we're embracing it the best way we can but there's never any conversation about like pivoting It was like hey if there are cameras that are on certain teams that you don't need them on You know who could we take them off of and we're kind

of naming those teams and then we're kind of thinking let's not try to build it back to 16 teams let's keep it at 12 so we don't stress ourselves out because this is already becoming a big-time stressor for the effort and everything going into it and Dave is a hard out he's shitting on it every week it's on the unnamed show every week you guys guys are running your bits on Pardon My Take, but at that point, it's all solid. Well, no, it wasn't a bit. We said it would be a shame. It would be a shame if this happened.

But it's talked about each week. What part of that doesn't... Would it not have been a shame? Yeah, it's a... Yeah. We're all having fun jokes. No, that's not a joke. It would have been a shame. Yeah. Here's the thing. I don't want you to take any of that personally because I was always... Here's what my thought was the whole time.

I was always pumped about the actual beer games. Correct. I was looking so forward to it. I loved drinking beers with the boys. I love beers. I still like beers. I'm like Kavanaugh. I like beer, sir.

I enjoy beer. The travel part was always tough. And then also, it's just so fun to cancel plans. Right. It's so fun. You know it is. Right. Yeah. Like have you ever canceled a good plan and then you're like this feels great. PFT also. Right. And here's where I here's where I'll throw you something because you're missing one. You were you were also being like hey why don't you guys move it. Well you're still missing the one thing I would like you to address. So here was, and PFT is right, I always wanted to compete in the third.

Yeah, and I do. You're right about cancer and all that. The actual beer games was awesome. The one piece that you're missing. Taylor went to Mexico. Will and I had a conversation. Will told me the beer games were on Monday. No, that was Wednesday. I said the 26th.

No, you said Monday. I have the clip. We had this conversation. He said it was Monday. Whatever it is. What's that, the 23rd? No, the 24th. I could have easily said 26th. So he told me it was Monday. Or 25th. I always wanted to go out to the sphere to see the Grateful Dead. Okay, and that's that weekend right before. Correct. They've been playing like for a bunch of weekends. Okay.

So I was going to go at some point in this run. You told me the beer games, Beer Olympics, excuse me, was that Monday. I said, perfect. I will go to the sphere on that weekend and then we can, the boys can come out Sunday. We'll do one podcast and then we'll do the beer Olympics on Monday need the list So you're like, hey, what's the way so we can made a whole bit? Yeah made a whole yeah We were gonna interview a bunch of people made a whole vacation around it Taylor comes back from Mexico and goes What is will talking about the beer games are on the beer Olympics are on Tuesday. So now

I'm going to Vegas I'm making all the part of my take, guys, come out Sunday, because we record on Sunday nights. And then we're... so we're now... It now went from a two-day trip to... They have to come Sunday, do nothing Monday, because everyone dropped out. We have no interviews to do. Beer games, beer Olympics Tuesday, fly back Wednesday.

So now it's a four-day thing that... because you just told me the wrong date. Yeah. And I scheduled a whole vacation around it. Yes, you did. You guys had... So now it's a four day thing that because you just told me the wrong date. Yeah. And I scheduled a whole vacation around it. Yes, you did. You guys had that was where I was like, I don't want you guys because I feel like too, when I was saying like it's on Monday, it's like when all of it was happening, we moved

it, you know, we're busting each other's balls and stuff. It's like, at least the relief is that it's right after the weekend. Yeah. You had the vacation set up, you had the business part of it set up. Yup. It's like, okay, this is a good, some good optimism to wrap around. So that was my whole problem was that- Draft night, we learned.

Yeah, we learned. Hang on. It's the wrong date. Yeah. And I have you on tape saying that it was the 25th or the 24th. And so that was where I was like, this now has become a four day commitment for me where we can't even do work We can't even interview anyone right? So that's where I started to be like I really don't want to go again. I want to play in the beer games

But I don't want to be in vegas for four days doing absolutely nothing Right that was the shame now the way you explain it right now being in in vegas for four days with absolutely no commitments Does sound pretty fun, but we would also that does sound middle of the summer we would not be on the strip, we'd be at Red Rocks. Yeah, it's a real tunnel of chaos. Imagine how much money we'd be making. Yeah, I mean we would be finding stuff. That's where I was like, Will kind of fucked me here.

Because his brain can't even say the correct date. Right, right. But the joking, that lightness of committed, I hate this. I want to go. Yeah is where as it all unfolded the week that it unfolded where it blows up, we get resources pulled from us and everything else. We had to make a move. Well, I want to give you credit. I want to give you credit. And I did apologize. I probably shouldn't have complained as much as I did. Although again, it was because you told me the wrong date, uh, time out. May I say, may I throw another wrinkle in there? The week before you continued to complain, you shot me a nice late night text that was like, Hey, no more jokes. Yeah. All in.

Let's make this fun. Yeah. No more bus. But I still was also, and I even responded. I said, I'm glad you said that because I was starting to lose the positive vibe. I know. Because we got it. So you got Dave's being Dave, like he's cancel it, blah, blah, blah.

I'm truly thinking this is all in the, the spirit of kind of like Dave's just doing his thing and then Dan's complaining. And then as he's the part where it gets gray, it got gray for me. I'll speak for myself is like real shit was like stressing us out about it. And the guy guy like the guys who were involved in needed it because you guys were like the next biggest brand for us that we had. And it's like you needed more ally ship versus like, Hey, we're committed the whole time.

You were committed, but you weren't allies. We weren't. I personally did not know how much was being thrown behind it and all the shit you guys were juggling behind the scenes of sponsorship. That does sound like a pain in the ass. So if that, if that made made things a little bit more stressful, I apologize for whatever part I had to play in that. At the same time, it was just fun to just constantly

taunt that thing. No doubt. You guys are doing your thing, which was fun. It really was fun. And I didn't communicate well, because what did happen in between me saying, all right, no more jokes. I'm all in, was we got offered Joe Burrow, and we had to say no because we were going

to be in Vegas for four days and I was like, well now this sucks even more. Which when we were talking through it, it's like, see you saying that like I, it makes me feel bad that this stuff doesn't work out because when it unfolded and got, and all the resources got pulled, like mind you, all the, every, the budget and all the resources that were poured into it every week on Thursday there's a production meeting about making progress, strategizing how we're going to do this, how we're going to do that. And never once like we thought about cutting cameras, but never once was there, Hey, we got to pull the plug on this or there was a heads up about strategizing. I'm just thinking Dave doing Dave saying cancel it. You guys are at the horse races. Yeah. I'm just thinking like he's doing it in content because there's no real, all I want is being had. All I wanted

was it to get moved to Nashville and then literally all I wanted. I was begging for like a month and then you guys, I got to give you credit. You pulled an incredible move. You kicked us out of beer games. Yeah. And people are dropping out. Then we kicked out our next biggest guy. You kicked us out and, and you did, it was like, I honestly tipped my cap because you kicked us out and then at the end of the video said, Oh, and we're moving to Nashville, which is all we ever wanted. And we, if you had told us that you were moving to Nashville, we would have been like, yes, we're all in, which obviously we're all in because we're coming to Nashville, but you kicked us out and then basically flipped the narrative and

now we're not down for the boys. It was master class and master class move doing it. I was like, I even remember saying like, I'm telling you, should we let them in on this? No, you did not. I know. Yeah. Cause even the drive home, I remember we were on the phone here kind of, Hey, how's the day gone? I was like, bro, it's, it's shitty. I was like, we legitimately like got everything pulled from us. Like suddenly. Yeah. And I obviously I knew Dave wanted us to cancel it. And I was playing like, you know, I'm like, can't go out like that. Leonidas 300 and it's all text exchange. Rico's tweeting from his burner. Yeah. So I'm thinking how all this ultimately is bringing attention to it. How do we continue to like, Hey, jelly rolls on the rocks or taking blows.

We're bleeding out. How do we kind of keep all the attention? Cause we can't beat David this game. Like he's going to do this thing about it. And then you're like, yeah, how do you embrace it? Pardon my take in front of the cannons. Yeah. But then when he, when he pulled it and seriously Dave, he, there's no, there was no inkling about it. Like we're not getting on the phone. He's not like, hey, we legitimately, we're throwing way too much behind this. Like let's think of different options. Which is all like, you think back, that's what I was upset about.

It's like, bro, you just pulled this and you had other people tell us. Fair, fair. Totally fair. Then Dan, I get a text like, hey, can you come on the act? I'm thinking Dan. I was. Because when I think Borysol, I think Dan, Dave, like they all know what's happened. I did not know I was golfing when I think Barstool, I think Dan, Dave, like they all know what's happened.

I did not know I was golfing that morning at our Stella blue golf events. So I, and that was bad communication. You thought I was basically fucking with you when I literally, like, Hey, another bad thing happened and I'm thinking I can't put on the joke right now because I'm legitimately enraged that all of this is, is just going to shit. And then our, our next message from Dave was, Hey, talked about the beer Olympics on the rundown, all positive stuff or nothing too bad. All positive spin is what he said. So that night I'm listening to the rundown and it's just Dave shitting on it heavy and

Dan still going complaining about, Oh, I hate this. I don't want to go. It's in Vegas. If they would just move it to Chicago. Like I, I hate having to do this. And so we had to kind of make the move that we made because I wanted to tell you so bad about the, that we had coming out. I was like, you just have to watch. I, you know what? Cause I couldn't let you get ahead of it. You would've masterminded it. The only mistake I made. And I, I'm, I'm so mad at myself because what happened was on Monday or Tuesday you guys released your podcast and you're like- In the morning I released the clip top, here's your guys' out.

Yeah, we're like, here's the out for part of my take. They can drop out no hard feelings. I woke up at 6.30 in the morning, saw that clip and I hadn't talked to any of the guys and I almost quoted it and said, great, thank you so much, we're out. And I wish I had because before we could quit, you fired us. Yeah. Because I was sitting back. I was like kind of like, Oh, how's big heck gonna play this or respond to it? You had your coffee meme up and nothing really. And then the yak clip came out. Yeah. He flipped on on us kind of like, Oh, you know, you guys can back out now. And somebody was like, Oh, so are you going to, are you going to back out? Are you going to go? And somebody was like, so are you going to, are you going to

back out? Are you going to go? And you're like, well, we had the top quarterback. If we can salvage that interview, we're going to back out. If not, we're going to stay in it. And that was the moment to be like, Hey, we laid out the ground rules of you. We want you in or out. We have to make this move to continue to like bring attention to it. And so we did that presser and yeah. It was a great move. So the real reason we brought you on today, Will, is we're actually not gonna be at the Olympics and we're fucking with you.

And- No! No, we're going. Just go, go for like five seconds. He had it. Oh, hey, you fucking had me. Yeah. Because Big Ken and I- No, because I'm still nervous

that they're gonna do that to us. No, that's why I did it right now, so they couldn't. So when Big Cat and I are talking through this, because- Because I'm very nervous we're going to show up and they're going to be like, no, you're not in. I'll be mad. So just all cards on the table, like as this was happening, and me and Big Cat messaged back and forth, because we didn't let you guys in on the joke.

And at that point it was all the content and that was happening. Like I was, I was enraged that all of this had unfolded the way it had, the way it did. And because the joking is like, you can play with the jokes and everything else. But when big cat was messaging me about it, I was just basically like, Hey Dan, I'm going to be completely honest. Like it got to the point to where I didn't know what was content and what was real. And we were kind of our backs were against the wall and we had to, if we just continue to embrace and we're at the mercy of everybody's jokes, we just look like pussies. No, yeah. No, you had to like stand up and do something. Yeah. So like to that, I forget, like I forget where

I was going, but ultimately if you guys did do that joke, that would be fucking hilarious. But I was basically just telling Dan, like at that point, if we can do anything to salvage it, that would be sick. Um, we always want to fully get why you felt the reaction that way. Why we did what we did. Like it started to get a little unclear about how we should go about this because we were fucking bleeding. I think it's going to be a blast and it was always just about the travel and we salvage the burrow, which is great. Everybody won. Everyone won. Because we knew that the,

hey, we're moving them back to Nashville Park would hurt. What's that, Hank? Borough's not gonna be out yet during this interview. No, I know, but we could say that we're gonna interview Borough. Okay. Because I actually said- You could bleep it out.

No, I said it, I said, because no one knows we're going to Beer Olympics, but we're gonna be out of the office for two days. So I said it on the act. I was like, oh, we're gonna interview Borough. That will be our excuse for being out of the office for two days. Okay, we can cut this part, but we're going to be out of the office for two days. So I said it on the act. I was like, Oh, we're going to interview Burrow. That will be our excuse for being out of the office for two days. We can cut this part, but we just wanted to make sure that you can keep this in.

Okay. It's all K-Fab. Go off in the comments. All right. So I have one important question. Okay. And this is a real question. How are you?

So everything worked out in the end. We're very, I think PFT and I are going to win the beer Olympics, by the way. I feel like if this was, if this was six years ago, seven years ago, I'm concerned. PFT, we're going to father time, you know, father time is undefeated and we're going to take acid. I've been training. I've been training for the beer Olympics, uh, trying to think of what sort of substances I need to take, what sort of pregame substances. Are you allowed to puke?

I think this year you're not going to be allowed to because there were some things rule wise last year that had happened. People were puking and then able to like puke and rally. Yeah. I'm like one of the all time greatest puke and rally guys. You're going to take what charcoal? Activated charcoal. Activated charcoal. I've got Z-biotics. I'm going to rip some of those. So you can't puke because my thing is like I always get full.

I don't think you can puke. I think that's going to be a problem. What if you're able to do it without anyone seeing? I mean then you would pull it off. So what are the events? You'll start with a boot chug. So it'll be three beers. That's good.

That's a puke. And that is just to basically seed the first tournament. Okay so three beers for each person or three beers? Three beers. You and Dan will sit there. you'll both will do the boot chug and then you'll take the average of your two times. Okay, so I have to drink- Oh, we both have to drink three beers. We both have to drink the three beer chug.

That's a lot of beer. All right, I'm out. To start it off. We're out. That's a lot of beer. Right. There's some big boys. And that's the smallest kind of scoring scale and that's just to seed the first tournament.

Oh, so we might throw that one. Because I don't care if we get a bad seed. No, if we get a bad seed, we're going to go against the best boot chuggers. But there'll be... No, but now you get into the games. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but if we go... But it's not...

What's the first game? First game is flip cup. So best of five matches. Or best of three matches. I thought it was... Okay. So you have a few cups. You do flip cup.

Chick game. Yeah, you do flip cup. If you win you win the first round you gotta win two out of three rounds Okay, all right, and that's the first tournament and then if you're going you'll get how far you go if we lose flip couple We're out. Yeah. Oh god. Damn it. No, you're not out of the games. You're out of that tournament Got it, cuz it's all single eliminate. Okay. All right, got it play a championship You'll play for third and fourth and then you'll get points based on God I make all right cuz I don't want to be out. The worst thing would be we show up and we're out in 30 minutes. Yeah, no doubt. No doubt. And we talked about that. We were like, we can't have teams show up for this entire thing. And then they're out within like one round.

Right. Then the second round is going to be beer pong, but it's going to be, that was our longest event last year at 10 cup. We're going to move it down to six cup. Okay. So we're going to do beer pong and you're, you're seated on that tournament based on the collective of flip cup and the beer chug. And so we'll play beer pong. That terminal happened. That's when the first round of cuts will happen. We'll go from 16 down to 12. And then the third round is going to be beer ball. That's the one where we're going to get in a fight. That's so that's the one where it started to get a little, what is that like civil war? Uh, I think so. You have a, uh, you have a beer on each corner of the, the table and you try to throw the ping pong ball. And if you hit the, if you hit the beer

can, your partner starts to open his beer and start chugging. The defending team has to grab the ping pong ball and bring it and touch the table. Once they touch the table, your partner has to stop chugging. And it's first one to finish their beer. It's first one to finish both beers, both teams. So say, say PFT chugs all of his, then you guys are just throwing ping pong balls just to get you to chug your beer. Got it. Okay. That's a fun game. That's a really fun game. Okay. That's, that's a full contact game. Yeah, that's a full contact game. So we'll basically have the chug, three tournaments, and then after that, there'll be four teams who compete in the final like relay. And there's going to be like one element of each game in the final relay to take home the whole

thing. Alright. And you factored it up, I think it's like less than 15 beers. We're gonna get back to Will in a second, he's brought to you by Facebook. Everyone should explore their interests. If you do it on Facebook, there's a world of possibilities that open up to you when you tap into the people and the products on the platform. With Facebook Reels, you can discover so many sports tips and tricks that can seriously

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people are like, oh, you know, Buston's just leave Barstool. Where are you at with Barstool? Love Barstool. You're smiling. Yeah, no. Like all things, even- Cause they did, they did bring the, he did bring the beer Olympics back to Nashville. He did.

And I, and I, and I will say like, that doesn't happen unless our hand gets forced. Right. But I just hate that the way he went about it. So is there like, so that is there, it's coming back. Like it's all coming back around. I was mad in that moment for a good 48 hours, but then as everything's unfolded, as we had our communication as well, you know, we had the unnamed show, which, you know, we're sitting there, it's like, yeah, we're sitting there actually arguing, but like, you know, you're, you know, you're gonna argue and go toes with Dave.

And then after that, you know, Dave's doing his thing. Like Dave just, he's a mastermind content guy. And then as you get more removed, you're like, it doesn't come back to Nashville, because there's like parts of us that like, man, why did we move it from Nashville? But you get kind of caught up in how do we make it bigger? How do we make it better?

We had our relationship that we kind of grew with Red Rocks. Once that whole all in one stop got put in the mix for like doing it in Vegas, it felt like it made sense to us. But now that it's all coming back around and this is what's best for it, it's like when we have the full circle moment of you guys surprising us. And ultimately Barstool, we all win there. Because the very first reaction when it happened was like, fuck Barstool, how do we replace every element of Barstool in the beer games right now?

Because when- And then you realize you just didn't have enough people. Yeah, when the crew told us, like when the production team and the other people told us, I was like boiling inside and I said, so let me just be clear, you guys are pulling absolutely all help in this. Like we get no more use of you guys. And they're like, that's correct. And then they're like, if you need some editing help on the back end, we can put an intern or two on it. And I just interrupted. I said, we don't want your guys' help anymore. We will do this on our own.

We get off the phone. And at that point it was like, how do you replace everything bar stool? Because that had really, that had really pissed us off. So there was real anger. There was real anger. There was real anger. But now that's why I like the yak thing. Like, that's why the, how do we think about this? Because we have to start spinning it because this is just not going our way whatsoever. Is there simmering anger though? Like when you guys, I don't know when your guys contract is up, but like, is there going to, is there going to be like what you guys did? Oh, so in February, in my brain, I'm thinking, why would you make this move when like it's

like you, you don't want any fractures going in this because we love Barstool. We, we feel like Barstool loves us. Like we've always had a great partnership, but in my brain it's like separating all things and Dave being like, Oh, you need me to call you, but I'm in my brain, it's like separating all things and Dave being like, Oh, you need me to call you. But I'm just thinking like, bro, like there's just so many factors that go into this, that it's like, it did not have to go down this way. So are, so are you, are we back to the, we're back, we're getting, we're getting, we're back, we're climbing out. Because again, we've had our conversations, you guys are

doing the surprise thing as of right now. No, we are. We're very excited. And it's like maybe in that as we were thinking about, do we replace everybody? And then I was like, man, I really don't want to. We should not go. We should not go. Right. Because we're Dave and Dan started. We'll be. We're going to be a real. We're going to go. But it would be a shame if we can't. No what we should do is we should go and steal all their beer The beer burglars just sabotage the entire thing Yeah Because I was thinking that weekend release the vlog like the next day get everything out before we can do I can't believe they fell for it

I was thinking about that weekend instead doing cocaine olympics and just completely talking you guys Max told me no because he's a big wet blanket and he's like no there's there's legal liabilities in that but I feel like there's some spinoff possible like you should do the the Winter Olympics but maybe for maybe for weed. Oh yeah. Cigarette Olympics. The slopes, ski Olympics. Yeah. The Winter Olympics. Yeah. We're excited this is all worked out it did get tumultuous for a minute. Yeah because because then it was like, you know, the vibe was the way you and Dave were going is like, man, it's Dave's like, nobody wants to go to this, blah, blah, blah. And then when I'm getting, when some people are

like, Hey, is this still happening or not? I'm like, I just, when I was starting to get a pulse on Nashville, it's like when I was reaching out to the bar still people who were involved, like the moves, because Dave pitched us moves, We start talking about moves, moves, and then he runs the joke. This is becoming a bar stool. I thought you were wanting us to like, we start adding elements of barstool. They have influence. They have good personalities that embody the beer games. But Dana's like, no, I like people who wanted to go. It's like, do we take this out on them that they don't want to go? Or do we try and embrace the fact that, Hey, these barstool people want to go, which helps give them middle finger a little bit to Dave.

But now that it's all coming full circle, it's like the boys will come together. It's like, hey, we were stupid. We hug it out. We have a great time. All of Barstool wins. Dave, he spun it to where he's rooting for Barstool. Incredible silent hand leadership by Dave is how he was spinning it. It all comes back around and we all win.

Yes. I'm very excited about it. And I do apologize because I did not know any of the details in the back channel stuff. That was probably very frustrating when you're dealing with production meetings and all of a sudden you don't have any help. Yeah. That was a big headache for you. I was just busting balls.

Yeah, I know. I half apologize because you did tell me the wrong date. I know. I know. And I know that stuff kind of like, whether it fessers or not, it subconsciously comes out in the jokes, but it was like, the moment I saw Max chirping it,

I was like, we have to fucking do something. He's like, is he gonna cancel? I'm like watching the stream because the way that stream unfolded, I see Max and then Dan's like, hey, you might be on it. I kind of wait a few minutes and I text Dan I'm like hey you think max would be able to participate Listen into their stream. We did max save beer Olympics Yeah, he said next man up mentality which I was fired up to see yeah max down because ultimately all we wanted to see from our

From you guys is just like we needed somebody to get on our side. I'm gonna drink so many beers. It's gonna be fucking awesome I'm ready. I'm gonna train this weekend. Yeah. It's gonna be awesome. All right, so we're excited, this moment's gonna be great. Do you think there's a chance Dave comes? I think that there's a chance. I think so too. I mean there's a chance.

At this point, anybody, Taylor Swift could come. Oh, fast as 20%. Maybe Travis shows up and he brings Taylor Swift. Who are we most nervous about competing against? Who's the odds on favorite? I don't know. We started making calls and trying to get I think we're have over commits right now for teams.

Tatro is coming. Yep. I don't know how he is. He's a he's a bro. It'll be with Liam but Bert's not a Bert. He can't compete in his on TRT. Yeah, yeah, he can't compete in the games. It's probably going to be like an O line team.

Yeah, like Jordan Ruse. he can't compete in the games. It's probably gonna be like an O-line team. Yeah. Or us. Like Jordan Ruse. If we win this whole thing, PFT, it might be the sweetest championship of all time. You know what? Listen, I'm very, very much looking forward to it. I'm starting to think though,

that in the spirit of competition, sometimes you have to know your limitations, right? Yeah. And be realistic about yourself. I don't have a great ability to chug I can drink a lot of beer. I can drink I could probably sit down over the course of a day and put away 20 About 20 beers if I had to I drink but you know who can really open their throat up is Hank

We've seen that on video No fucked down. I'm gonna compete. I'm gonna compete and we're and we're gonna we're gonna surprise some people I think yeah Can you chug? Oh, yeah, I guess obviously Taylor is insane. I'm not the bad guy you took faster than Taylor No, yeah, he does the Tom Brady I've can you contain does he go against Dana beers has he gone against Dana beers? Yeah last year. Yeah, who won Taylor? All right. Why beat Dana beers, too? Hey, if you can compete with Taylor in my truly in my brain I'm like is there anybody out there who can actually beat Taylor three beers is a lot though that he put it down in like

3.8 seconds the three beers the boot yeah, okay that I can't one beer. It's insane, bro. It is Insane yeah what this man can do I think I got 12 seconds so but the thing about 12 seconds on three beers. Yeah with a three beer chug. It doesn't really matter. It's just for seating So right. It's a low it it's just to get the first term at sea Yeah, and then you play flip cups. Yeah, so I might I might abstain Yeah, because we can beat anyone flip cup Yeah, and it's like the point system like everybody gets a point in the chug just because if there was a tie sort of at the end There's like the one point differential that kind of decides it from the chug. Cause I'm calling it right now. If I, so it matters, but it doesn't matter the most. I'm

definitely puking. I'm going to puke from, from those three beers at once. Yeah. That should be allowed. Yeah. That's the thing though. If you're sitting there puking fairly quickly right after the chug, then that's like, that's where you get, Hey, you know, wakes me up. You get disqualified. No, we're not. You got to be able to hold it down. Yes. If I puke, I feel alive. Yeah. The best way to start. We're not you got to be able to hold it down. Yes No, if I puke I feel alive. Yeah You got to hold your puke. Yeah, I don't know what the puke rules are gonna be this year I just know it was a big problem last year cuz I didn't necessarily care I'm just thinking what's the next game like yeah, they should still be able to play but people get are people get

Pretty worked up over the very the smallest details of beer drinking games. Yeah. Yeah I do have a question for a real question football question Okay, are you officially officially retired? Yeah. Yeah, like there's no chance No chance you get a call from the Steelers this year No, I think that would just be our group chat having a good time. Does it bother you that uh you played for nine plus years in ten years in the NFL and people think you have hundreds of millions of dollars and you're like, dude, I played in the NFL. It's not the NBA.

Yeah, yeah. You're not getting that fucking money. It's public so you can look that up. But people treat you like you... Because you think professional athlete for 10 years, you're like, oh shit. You automatically have the this guy's a millionaire label for the rest of time. Right. It's, it all feel bad for these millionaires. We need to do like more awareness that like, you know, guys who are at the end of the roster NFL, like they're, they're scratching. Yeah. It's wrapping. Obviously I'm not saying

great money, great money. We're not bitching. We're not bitching. We're not bitching. But the assumption is any other sport you play for that many years like You're set for 50 million. Yeah, you're set pretty well, right for life, right? So we just need to do a PSA. Will is not rich. Not set for life. Will is not set for life Will is not financially free. We should do some commercials. Yeah. Have you seen this man? Don't ask him for money. No, it's not set for life yet. As of right now, he is not set for life. It's the ASPCA commercial with Sarah McLaughlin in the background, like former linebackers behind fences. Like they need homes too. Yeah. Yeah. Make it really sad. What's your pension

though? It's got to be nice. Yeah. I think it's like at 55, you start pulling from the pension and the reoccurring money every month is like almost seven grand. Whoa. Okay. Solid. NFL benefits are really good. Yeah. So one case maxed out all the cat plans have been maxed out. So at 55, you'll be making like 80 plus a year just off that. Yeah. That's nice. I think so, hoping that nothing goes to shit.

And you have to make sure that all your paperwork is just like perfectly filled out too, right? Yeah. Which you're not, that's not your strong suit. Not my strong suit, but delegate to elevate. Other people help. Other people help do that stuff for me. Other people help do that stuff for me.

Do you think, so you're about to be a father of two. Do you ever think about, because I think about this from time to time, like doing something like the Beer Olympics, like when our kids get older and they watch this. I know. I do think about it. Like daddy puked off of a flip cup. But also like when they get our age and they're looking back at these videos, like if I had videos of my dad doing the stuff that we all get to do back, yo, my dad just

had the most fun at life. Yeah, that's true. It's a good point. It's like as you're going through it and then some people, cause they're going to go through a phase where other people are joking like, Oh, your dad blah, blah, blah. And it's probably going to suck for a minute. But as you get, as you get older, you're going to be like, man, that's sick that my dad embraced that our dads embrace life the way that they did. Yeah, there's going to be a rough patch. Yeah. Like teenage years.

I think it might lead to more bonding. From jealous kids. Well, not only that, but I've thought a lot about the talk that I'm going to have with my kids, like be safe with drinking and drugs and all that stuff. And they're like, but dad. Yeah, look at this footage. What about when PFT said the Cocaine Olympics? Dad, you're putting this guy up against a corner

over a drinking game. What do you mean, keep your composure? What's this video of you puking with Taylor while you're wearing a Hawaiian shirt in a tank race? Why do you have sting face paint just doing a case race? Don't you think that would lead to a bonding moment though? I think eventually. With your kid, when they're looking at you and you're like, okay, my dad's kind of the

same as I am. I appreciate that. For sure, eventually. But I'm saying the 14 to 18 rebellious teenage years, why aren't you letting me do this when I can pull up all these videos of you doing this? Especially if we're still on social media doing content. Yeah. That will be a difficult thing.

Like, Dad, for the love of God, you gotta stop embarrassing me. Yeah. You should do like Senior Beer Olympics, too. Like 40 years from now, let's do a reunion, do all the same games. Just a bunch of old dudes and like strollers and the walkers just getting it fucking hammered out there. I mean, I was lucky enough, my dad, when he gave me the drinking drug talk,

he was just like, no needles. I was like, oh, so everything else? That was to your drug talk? Those are hard drugs. He's like, you're gonna experiment with other stuff. Just be safe. Because it was the correct way to do it. Because if you're a parent, you're like,

don't do this, don't do this, don't smoke weed, don't do that, then you just wanna do it more yeah but it's like i came into it being like all right just be safe my parents were pretty strict like i started drinking probably late middle high like junior year of high school and you know you're trying to do all the sneaky stuff because your parents would fucking really have my dad like there were some moments to where he's like he's taking his glasses off and he's like, you're coming home son. And I'm like, we're like running. I'm like, he's chasing me around a coffee table and I'm like getting away like that.

I'm not going home cause I'm just blacked out drunk. And I'm like, yo, this dude's about to just whoop my ass because at that point I had scholarship offers. He's like, you're going to ruin everything. Yada, yada. I didn't smoke weed till I was 27. So I feel like feeling like that was the wrong thing to do. I feel like they did a good job in that respect. Yeah. But sometimes I look back on my god wish I would have been a little had a little bit more fun. Yeah.

But my old man he was not like even when he caught me watching porn at a young age pop pop ups were pop ups were a thing right. You know and my dad took me outside and he's like hey step outside and there's a funny story about him challenging me for the title that I've told on Bustin' but he brought me outside and he goes, what's this titan-esque galore.com? And my jaw's like kind of quivering cause I'm just terrified.

He's like, if I catch you watching porn or putting porn on the computer again, I'm gonna to box your jaws in dude. And I'm just thinking like, I blamed it on a friend. Yeah. Oh, my boy came and he was like, he was just on the computer. People and this is going to date us, but I don't think kids these days understand what we went through in the fact that like for my entire childhood, we were a one computer house. Yeah, yeah, yeah. One computer.

Dial up. For the entire house. So that means every single person is using that computer. So if you're watching porn, which I did, you're like, I'm watching porn late at night and then my mom's going to play solitaire in the morning. And it's like, that's a fucking risky proposition and Until you learn the game like when your boys put you on hey, you have to delete the history You got to delete you're thinking what like I can just find all of our stuff on the one

You don't have your own phone to just kind of look at I remember when I got I Got like a the first time it like I got the malware and like the whole computer started I just like turned it off and walked away and I was like, I fucking don't know what and the whole computer started, and I just turned it off and walked away, and I was like, I fucking don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I'm trying to go to titsinaskgalore.com right now. It looks like that site no longer exists.

It no longer exists. That's a shame. Because there was a go-to video I would hit there. Do you remember Free Ones? This was before there was actual porn videos you could watch. It was just pictures. You could just search. It was almost like the Yellow Pages.

It was like a thousand names of chicks and you just click on it And there's just picture galleries free ones doc. Yeah. Yeah, and then you were just at risk Like you're like searching then all of a sudden a pop-up comes. Yeah Well, hang on a second, and you're just like playing a video game on the computer and you're like, oh fuck I got to figure out how to get this out of here We're like don't click on a video That's like taking a real risk when you go to a video because first of all, it's probably not gonna load Yeah, second of all, that's probably not going to load.

Second of all, that's where all the pop-ups come from. So it was like stick to what you know. The safe roads, which are just you click on a picture and then you just see a picture of boobs and then you just stare at that for like five seconds. Yeah. But yeah, the videos is where you used to get in trouble. Also, just finding porn was so exhilarating when you were there.

Oh yeah. When it would be like in a park somewhere, you'd like find a little magazine Yeah, a boy that somebody else had like hidden in some bushes and you can't wait to tell the boys guys You just what I got a magazine. Yeah, Pam Anderson playboy the sable playboy. Yeah seminal moments the Pam Anderson video. Oh That was where I probably got my first malware. Yeah Tommy Lee honking the honking the horn of the boat with his yeah massive my first malware. Yeah. Tommy Lee honking the honking the horn of the boat with his yoke massive like, Oh my God. When he was doing this broke, it was enormous. You remember a crazy weapon, Heather Brooke, I deep throat.com. I deep throat. That was, I mean, that was

probably probably the best amateur porn video of all time. We had to go. I remember watching a Howard Stern late at night. night. They would have the porn stars in studio. They would blur it all out, but you could at least listen to them. Right. Like moaning and stuff. I was like, this is awesome. Or at least get to the girls going wild commercials that played. Yeah. Yeah. And Brooke Burke with E where she was just in a bikini all the time. Yeah. The kids don't know these days. There's a lot of work that went into horn. Cinemax. I think we. Dude, Cinemax?

Remember when you, I think we like accidentally got Cinemax and they'd do like at midnight, they would do the softcore porn. Yep. Just be fucking each other's Nikki Fritz. Saturday nights, HBO, real sex? Yes, real sex. But they would never show a whole lot.

No, dude, there was one episode where- You had to pick the right one because sometimes it would be like this old dude, and he's like yeah I like to have these girls over there just dump paint on them dude And they're just fully clothed this guy's like getting off But you say pick the right one we you had to just wait for the right Saturday Oh, there was one real sex episode seared in my mind where it was it was all about

These women who made like full prosthetic like it was like dildos with with the guys like it was like dummies yeah and they would fuck the shit out of them and they showed it and it was the great and you'd just be like i hope they run this episode again yeah and then you just have your thumb on previous channel in case your parents walked in like back to espn like kind of like laying there with a boner like all right curveball i remember i remember y yanking it to get low the music video. Oh, yeah Or that song is like I like the way you move Yeah, there's just what was the dick brought in there that I just was long song was pretty good. What was the twist? Music video they had oh man. It was they had some chicks in that one

They just they knew how to move, bro And you're like hey, there's nothing on right now. I got to figure out a way right now on a Wednesday night Yeah, all right. We I we have one last question. Okay. It's been great. We're excited for beer games It's a rollback question our HOB a CK calm promo code take 20% off your first purchase q-zips Polos hoodies joggers Shorts rollback calm so what we're gonna do Polos, hoodies, joggers, shorts, rollback.com. So what we're gonna do, we're running this on Wednesday after the beer games. So everyone's gonna listen to this interview.

After this interview, it's gonna be the three of us taping about a 10, 15 minute segment, drunk at Taylor's house. That'll be fun. That will be fun. So you're gonna get to see the whole progression. The beginning of the show is gonna be on Tuesday morning before we go to beer games, this interview, and then post beer games. So Max has a concussion like test that he's

going to administer to us. Right now. Right now that we're going to then try to recreate when we're drunk after the beer. So we're getting our baseline. Yeah, yeah. Our baseline. Getting our base. I told him to come up with a riddle. I told him to come up with, he's going to give us four words that we have to remember that we cannot write down. All right. Max. Do we got to walk a line and stuff too?

Oh, we might have to. Oh, I'm good at that stuff. Yeah, well, I'm good at that. So once I was in Texas, there was the Texas state troopers. They would do their rookie seminar. And they would have to recruit people from Texas to come in, get drunk under police supervision. So you would go in, they would weigh you.

Then they'd make you drink, okay, here's three shots, you have to drink in 15 minutes, here's three more. And then they'd put you in the room with all the police officers. They'd give you your tests. So I got better at all the physical tests, but the eyes, the eyes fuck you up because they start to flutter when they're at the end. Yeah. So I think I'm what they call a functional drunk. So I think I can handle the physical aspect, mental aspect.

I think I'm going to absolutely tank. You know, PFT was the friend that's like, I drive better when I'm drunk. Yeah. No, no, not good. Never did. Yeah. Well, yeah. You're like, you're like, bro, you know and and you got the friends that are like, oh no I think I'm better. It's like dude. No, you're not. I don't know how people still get DUI's. I don't either. It's crazy It's like the one thing you just can just just don't do Justin Timberlake just got one last night No way really? It's like somebody of that stature. I have one beer and I'll take an uber. Yeah, like I don't know It's just you just pull out your app. Right, right. If I'm going out to dinner, it's like, I'm going to drink a glass of wine.

It's like, well, I'm not going to drive. Why would I even put even on that line? Why even risk it at this point? It's nuts. OK, Max, ready? What would you like to start with? Whatever you want. So I'm telling you the four random words now?

Yes. And we have to remember, no writing it down, no cheating. Okay. And this is things that were talked about in the interview. Okay. Like, words that were said during this interview. Okay. Oh!

Vibes. Okay. Monday. Okay. 30%. Okay. That's two words. 30% of it's three syllable or... You're saying a lot of words right now. That's that's two words

I already forgot the second 30 percent. Well, that was Taylor Swift's chance of coming. Okay Monday 30 percent and this is I'm counting this as one word tits and ask galore.com. Okay Monday 30 percent tits and ask galore.com and we're taping this a week before beer game So we got to keep this in our brain. Okay. Yeah this whole we that'll be fun. God damn it vibes Monday 30% tips It's an ask Lord. Okay. All right. All right So now you want the I did NFL I did NFL trivia, okay kind of First one what college peerless price attend? Tennessee. Tennessee, bang. Wow, that was quick.

Wow. Who has the longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl? The Super Bowl? Was he on the Redskins? No. Oh. The longest rush in the history of the Super Bowl. Ready?

Answer? Yeah. Willie Parker. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Steelers. Fast Willie Parker. Yeah great nickname. What running back led the position in Yak in this past year? Not Christian McCaffrey? Not CMC? Nope. This one surprised me. Can't be dare no it wasn't. Saquon? Brice Hall. Oh he did have a sneaky year. Brice Hall. Very up and down fantasy. Yeah, but I mean he had Izzy nip it at his heels.

All right. Who is the Bengals all time sack leader? Played recently. Carlos Dunlap. Florida. Carlos Dunlap. What? He is. He went to Florida. And who is the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not win an AFC championship? Oh. Oh. This one's Shane. This one's a Shane question.

Wait. Win a Super Bowl. So it's a team that's in the NFC like the Seahawks that used to be in the AFC. No, the opposite. Opposite. Wait. No, no. They've never won an AFC championship but they won, but they're currently in the AFC.

Correct. No, and they've never won an AFC championship. But they've won a Super Bowl. They've never won an AFC championship. they've never won an AFC championship but they've won a super they've never won an AFC championship they've never won an AFC championship but they have won a super they have won a super currently in the AFC so there's the even their Broncos I'm just I'm naming AFC teams dolphins the Jets the Jets. The Jets. So the Jets were in the NFC. Oh yeah and they won. Okay. Alright that makes sense. Yes. Alright. You ready for the riddle? Yes. So we got to remember all these answers. Yeah. This riddle. I got peerless price on lockdown. Peerless price on lockdown. And Carlos Dunlap. I got that on lockdown. I just looked up most random

NFL player and where they went. Yeah, I got that on lockdown What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive What has four fingers and a thumb and a thumb Fingers and a thumb not alive Jimmy Carter Four fingers Chub? Chubbs' hand? He could be dead by the time this comes out. He could be very much dead. I don't know if today's a sleep day or not for him. Four fingers and a thumb. Are you ready for answer?

No, no, no. Don't say it yet, Max. You're never going to get this. Will. Man to man. You're never going to get this. I might surprise you. Sound it out. Tell us what your process is here. I don't know. Right. It's something in a real.

Oh, the hamburger helper glove. So close. Okay. All right. Ronald McDonald? Hey, that was a good guess. But that's also valid, I think. You're right there.

You're right there. Hamburger helper. The other word. The glove. A glove. The glove. A glove. A glove. So yeah. All right. The hamburger helper glove. Just a glove, but also specifically the hamburger helper. Not a lot. Hey, nice fucking pool. See, Max almost said it and we just got that genius out of PFT. Yeah, we did. Right? Yeah, we did. Yeah. Me and you. Yeah. I don't know if you saw it. We had to fill the air while he thought about

it. You could have said, you and I could have sat here a hundred hours. We've gotten all of these correct. Will's Dorito question yesterday was fantastic. Yeah, it was. OK, random story. OK, so we've got to remember this, too. The details of the story. This is a lot of things.

Monday, vibes. No, vibes. Monday, 30%. Tits and asklor.com. Tits and asklor.com. OK, ready for the random story? Max and Hank went out on the boat. Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake. Luckily, Rone had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out for

a rescue mission, but the jet ski only had room for one extra person. So Hank stabbed Max with a screwdriver and hopped on the jet ski Okay. Wow. Wow. Okay. Thank you Max. We're not on a boat Maxx sucks. It was got confident sucks at driving the boat the boat stalled Rowan came in on blue jet ski Hank kills Max. He only hang on He only has room for one one, but he would have done it. Anyway, yeah, Hank kills Mac He saw the perfect opportunity and then Hank and Rowan go back what did what did Hank used to kill screwdriver driver all right those details are gonna be very

funny oh my god we're fucked yeah all right that's all I got because I think we'll figure I think we'll know that the answers to the question the trivia questions it will definitely not get one of them but the riddle in the in the words are gonna be no we got the. It's peerless price went to Tennessee, uh, longest touchdown, Willie Parker, Bengals career sack leader, Carlos Dunlop and only team to win a Super Bowl jets and no, and Bresol result. No cheating. Can't go back and listen to this. Oh no, we won't even be out. Yeah. Yeah. So now a question. Are we working together when this happens? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're trying to be around each other.

Yeah, we're trying to get as many correct as we can after the beer Olympics. We gotta do something that's like physical with us three. Yeah. Yeah, we'll do it. We'll do it. We'll do a test that Hank can narrate. Egg toss. We can all wrestle. Yeah. Just hit some egg toss. Oh, egg toss would be good. Yeah, okay, well Will, I'm happy to start. Hey, thanks for having me on. This is gonna be fucking great.

This is gonna be awesome. Time out. You guys are actually coming, right? As of right now, yes. Okay. As of right now. As of right now, yes. As of right now.

You got addicted, you insane ass. I know, bro. Will. Because hey, I remember when the first commits what what the is. Let me in the eye. We're gonna be there. Yeah. Okay. Okay. All right. We haven't been recording it. When we had all the big names and we set them. I remember you just being like, Hey, best case or best thing to do next time. Just don't say who's coming. So that ever not to let that ever ever. So it's just as of right now as of as of right now. Yeah. You can never just be like next year's beer Olympics. We

have a commitment from Dana beers. Now the truck that you guys are coming in on you're going to have speakers just blaring. Yeah. Well it's gonna be tricked out. Yeah. That's a great. We owe shirts a whole vibe water other than body armor. We wanted to just crash it like stone cold. Yeah. Love it. And we're gonna have Jerry in it. He's gonna be a ref. Yeah. Jerry was on the list. Jerry was gonna...

Jerry... I knew in that video when I was like, we're probably gonna lose Jerry, huh? Jerry, Jerry, God bless Jerry. When Will and Taylor kicked us out of beer games, Jerry texted me immediately. He goes, they're dead to me. I had to tell him that it's okay to talk to Will again. Yeah. Because then Will reached out to Jerry and tried to feel it I said love what you did with the dogs. Yeah, and Jerry just replied like texting me. He's like will just tried to reach out to me

I'm knock. I'm waiting for you to tell me He's a loyal dog. You know, you need that you need the whole guys. You need a foxhole guy. All right, well, thank you So thank you boys You need him. Foxhole guy. All right, Will, thank you so much. Thank you, boys. Compton, the boy was brought to you by Visible. If you haven't heard of Visible, now you have.

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Save on wireless with unlimited 5G data powered by Verizon. For data management practices and additional terms visit visible.com. The visible monthly rate is $25 a month. Switch now at visible.com. Okay, we're back after the beer games. I'm hammered. I do not feel good. I'm him. I actually feel pretty good right now. But I know for a fact I'm hammered. Yeah, I retired from drinking games. I put out a press release'm hammered. Yeah, I retired from drinking games. I put out a press release.

You had a hell of a run. I let myself, I said there could be an unretirement. What? I retired from drinking games. What led to the retirement? I'm just washed, dude. I'm so washed. You got allergies.

I should have left when I beat. What made you realize you were washed? This could just be in the moment. You know, you're never supposed to retire right after the season. This past week has been my season. Yeah, the case race, beer games in one week combo has been a lot. Sphere and noodle. Yeah.

I think you're being hard on yourself. You were like very good. Maybe the last game you weren't so good, but the other games you carried. And I'm not just talking about myself Wait, why are you saying that he carried? What are you saying Max? Because I I was on his team. Who would he carry? Well, how did you do in the three beer chug in the three beer chug I did not I did not fare well But I knew that I wasn't gonna do well in that because I just can't fit that much beer in my belly Yep, but I feel like in the flip cup and the beer pong

I I did very well and I also showed my testicles to walk a flock of flame and psyched him out So that's it. That's a major. That's a major dog. That did have he got so freaked out by my nuts He was like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, I did the old trick of oops. I slipped in and fell in some gum Didn't know what to do. No I uh I should have walked off when I when I did the boot chug to start in 8.1 seconds and beat Quentin Nelson. It's pretty good. And I should have just I should have left right there and just cuz that that's all I can do I know I could chug I can't do anything else. It was a good chug it was a really good chug. It felt good yeah, sometimes you gotta know when you're washed.

Yeah. You're not washed. You're not washed. You're too hard on yourself right now. Not unless you're competing in beer games. Wouldn't you rather walk away when you're still competitive than walk away when you're just terrible?

It's like Willie Mays. I still think you're competitive. By the way, we should have said Willie Mays, RIP. We already did. We did say RIP. Oh, we did. Yeah. Oh, it was that we only did a minute and a half on him.

Yeah. That was a few more upset about it. Longer than any hockey recap we've ever done. No. No, today we did a big hockey recap. We talked about the dog. Other than today, it's hilarious how few hockey recaps. We also have more hockey guests than every other regular sports podcast facts

Yeah, I'm in on that love it. We didn't say our IP Jerry West ever That was it. RIP Jerry West. Yo Jerry West know he died You know what I was thinking about the other day Jerry Springer died. Yeah didn't he did it was that he's big-time dead crazy Jerry Springer died. Yeah. Didn't. Yeah, he did a while ago. He's dead, he's big time dead. Crazy.

Can I say something about Jerry West? Yeah. I don't want to sound insensitive. Great player, great human being, I think. I don't know, RIP. Now we're not talking about changing the logo anymore after he died. True, true.

So he's gonna be the logo for probably forever. But at the time when he was alive, they were like, we should maybe change it to Michael Jordan. Now he can't change anymore. anymore change it don't change it Jerry West is a great GM too. Yeah, what are you doing? I? Did I just look Jerry's married died song so long ago, dude, but I just thought of it the other day I was like damn Jerry Springer's not with us recurring guests in part of my day. Yeah, I didn't know that either Yeah, I don't know why I popped in my head. Where where are we?

Rushmore, we rush more. We are in till Luan's pool house Haunted Civil War house. There's a ghost apparently multiple ghosts in here This was a Civil War hospital for I think maybe maybe the side that lost I don't know But yeah, we're here in his pool house and we are very hammered. After barely says I'm a pop star, not a doctor. Yeah, that's from Civil War. Yeah. Oh, also, if you're listening, you opted into it. So thank you very much.

People like this. We don't do it often. We don't do it. It's been a long time. It's been a long time since we've done a drunk or hungover. I've never my bake. I've never been on the show for any of these. Yeah. Because we know that watching drunk people sometimes is funny, but listening to drunk people sometimes is very not funny.

Yeah, correct. So we try to sprinkle it in, like salt bae. We're going to have Will on in a minute. Will is the drunkest man on planet Earth because he lasted a long time in beer Olympics. Let's do the Rushmore though. What's Mount Rushmore again? Mount Rushmore of things you say to your boys when you're drunk.

Okay. And no one is prepped. No. No, I have no idea. No one is prepped. No, I was starting to do a notepad and then you're like, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no, no, no. I got nothing. So it's, we're in this state right now. No pad. Hank and I also weren't supposed to be drunk for this. a phone. No, no, no, no, no, no. So I got nothing. So we're in this state right now. No pad. Hank and I also weren't supposed to be drunk for this. And then- True, true. We have some behind the scenes footage when I broke it to Hank.

So funny, literally so funny. He was so mad. I wasn't mad, I was just- You were so mad. You were so mad. You were so mad at me. Like you're not gonna be able to say that when the footage comes out.

I was, all right, so all right. I was mad the second that I showed up, I walked in and like, I was, I woke up clear looking life. I've been living happily since the parade. Wait, wait, real quick, Hank, I think we did a bad job of setting this up. We're at Beer Olympics and we've known that we're coming to Beer Olympics for a long time,

but we're trying to do the long sell of getting kicked out of Beer Olympics and not going. But we showed up today in Nashville. We didn't talk about that start, did we? We talked about it with Will. Oh, that's right. We did talk about it at the start. Oh, we did both. OK. My bad. Sorry for trying to say that.

But Hank wasn't supposed to be in. And then last night, Rone was out and I offered up Hank and he was so mad at me. Sorry for ruining your story. The quick start was that I walked in the walk-in pier and saw Waka Flocka and then I had the best day of my life. Yeah, Waka Flocka. Would you have a Waka Flocka today? We just hung out, talked shop.

Also best move. I watched him explain cryptocurrency to Stu Finer. Oh, that's a hell of a dream blunt rotation. Best move I made when I showed up today was I just became best friends with Michael Chandler because I was like I don't want to get arm barred I don't want to get in the fucking hold and I was just like I was just gassing him up and he's like he said he got he was like pumping me up he's like when you talk people listen I was like all right just don't arm bar me

dude after today I'm the biggest Michael Chandler guy of all time of all time he's the man he's the man. He is the man He's the main coolest guy Should I go? Yes more? Yes. Look at that chick. Oh That's a good one first good first pick that's good first look at that chick. All right, I love my girlfriend but look at I would say If I was drunk with the boys I would be like that look at that chick If I were single I would be like look at that chick on the graphic all right I'm gonna go with a simple one this I love you man. Yeah, I love you

Wait can I change it? I fucking love you man. Yeah, I fucking love you man. Yeah, I love you. That's right. Wait, can I change it? I fucking love you man Yeah, I fucking love you man. Yeah. Look at that chick was a good answer Pointing at a woman. Yeah. Yeah Cuz I'm not gonna do anything but like like acknowledging that girls are hot to your boys is like, yeah keep talking Keep digging. Max, keep, keep digging. Well, that vagina. That's what you say, Max? No, no, no, that's not me.

All right, I'll go with another easy one. Be safe out there, kids. But should I call my guy? Oh, yeah, that's a lot of words. No, but I think it's just should I call my guy? Oh Yeah, that's a lot of words No, but I think it's just should I call my guy? I? Think we all know what that means That's good pick. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that I will go with

Grab me one. Yeah boy goes to grab a beer. Yeah Grab me one grab me one's good. Let me one grab me one. That's a good one and Then I will go with No prep is tough no prep is tough, huh? We don't love you is pretty much the go-to that that should have been the one one. Yeah, how it slipped it to yeah Yeah, no, I don't even say what I said to. Come on. What are we feeling tonight?

Ooh, okay, that's a good one. What are we feeling tonight is good. What are we feeling tonight is good. Not really. Okay. You have a couple beers, like you're at the, you know. What are you feeling? What are you feeling tonight?

You would love to ask that right now. Like when we're done with this, what are we feeling? What are you feeling tonight? What are we feeling tonight? What are we feeling? What are you feeling it going to bed? 15 what's up? What are you feeling? What are you feeling tonight? I don't want to give away to my other answers I'm about to say things that drunk people say to their bros. Yeah next pick is

Do you think Jason Tate has aura? No, I'm just kidding. That's not actually my pick. That's not my pick. That's a joke. That's not my pick. It was a bad joke. It was a good joke. Can we get a ruling? It's not actually, we gotta do this more.

Yeah, that's a good one. Especially when you get older. That's a good pick for sure. You always say, I'm always like, we gotta do this more. That's a good pick. And then you don't see your friends for like another six months. Yep.

But we gotta do this more. For number two, I'm gonna go with What go strip club yeah good one you want to go to strip club you just throw it out there I And I'm not a strip club guy that like I feel like that's not actually like Do you actually say that with your boys? I'm sure there's oh no, but hey, hey I know what you're saying Hank, but there's always one guy in the group that says that. No, that's like a bachelor party thing, not like a, with your boys.

There's always one guy that's a strip club guy. At a bachelor party. That throws it out there. Yeah. Yeah. I think it plays. Yeah, okay. We'll see.

This Mount Rushmore might suck. We got a banger though for Friday. Shout out the top YouTube comment on Monday. I have two? Yeah. Can I get a hit of that? Nice. Okay, that's good. Can I get a hit of that? It can go...

Is that about a check again? No. It's about a vape. I guess cigarette doesn't... I guess it would be drag if it were a cigarette. Yeah. But it's like, or weed, I'm not a big weed guy, but it's like, I need something to that.

And then my next thing. Guys don't talk to each other. I have one, but I'm trying to think of the best way to word it. Guys don't talk to each other, huh? I feel like with my friends I have to say stupid shit. But that's not relatable to the general public. I think guys talk to each other but we just talk shit to each other.

We get mad at each other. I think I know the best way to word this. Okay. Probably won't be. Wanna go get some food. Like we get mad at each other. Yeah, I think I know the best way to word this okay Probably won't be want to go get some food. Oh It took you that long well, I was like realistically, I was thinking my head like what I wanted to say was like What do you want from Taco Bell? But like yes, yes, or should we order a pizza? So we order a pizza and like I thought I was Or should we order a pizza? Should we order a pizza?

And I thought I was limiting the rest of the drunk food world. Yes. But want to go get some food? It probably should come to me quicker, but that's the worst. I agree with that. That's the round I want to go with. Yes. That's a fantastic pick.

But it's just very funny. That took you a minute to phrase that correctly. I really just wanted to say, what do you want from Taco Bell? Because right now, what I'm thinking of, boys like what should we get from Taco Bell? Yeah. Because we're talking about this and like what I'm thinking Taco Bell whatever fuck it I'm done. All right I'm gonna go with uh I'm gonna go with uh you're the fucking best. Oh, I like that. You're the fucking best.

I like that. That's a good one. What was your first one? My first one was I fucking love you man. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Two different things.

No, I just wanted to know what your first one was. Entirely different conversations. I fucking love you man is having a heart-to-heart with a bro You're the fucking best is they do something sweet and you need to acknowledge that they're sweet at what yes agreed Yeah, the music's coming on in the background. All right, I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do. No prep is a bad idea Max stole mine. I didn't think he'd get there Max stole mine. I didn't think he'd get there. One or some food is a good pick. That's a good one. Good value pick.

I can't believe it lasts that long. I thought about that one one. Not fat. Okay. I'll go with one that definitely works. Um, what do we want to bet on? If you're with your, with with your friends and we have games and games are on maybe it's like a Saturday afternoon it's like what are we betting on? That's a really good one. Maybe what are we betting on tonight is the wording. Good pick. Yeah that definitely happens.

Yeah for sure. I will go and this is where it's like I just this is what I do with my actual friends. Yeah I like to just walk up to my friends and like you know you see him You're psych use just thoughts. Oh Oh, just a thought And then like what and then you're like thoughts okay, and then you never know where your friends gonna Go like they're gonna. Okay. You know they're drunk. They're just gonna start talking about whatever's on their mind Yeah, thoughts thoughts thoughts is good Thoughts is fine. I like good because it puts it on the other person right there

Yeah, I'll just be like you know you're you're walking around drunk You see you know you walk past your friend ten times just big what's good just big thoughts thoughts. I like that and then She got any friends. Oh good one your friends. They'll talk about their you know girls are talking to him back. She got any friends? Oh good one. Cause your friends will talk about their, you know, girls are talking to them like, she got any friends? Yeah. Good one. And hopefully they do. So my last one is, I don't know how you guys can maybe help me through it.

It's not like a specific phrase, but it's like making super aggressive plans for the next day that you're not going to do. Oh yeah. Yeah. How would I, I don't know if that, if I can just say it that, that making super aggressive plans. Or just like, or like future plans. Yeah, but it should be tomorrow because like.

It's like you plan on going out to get like brunch tomorrow. Yeah, brunch. We think we're invincible. We know that nobody's going to wake up before 10 a.m. Right. And they're like, yeah, okay, so we. We're gonna be at 945 at this diner And then we're gonna go out. It's like We're gonna be fine tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow. Let's run it back tomorrow. Yeah bad

I think I think you just simply be making aggressive plans for tomorrow that you won't keep You don't say that to your boy. Yeah, so I gotta be that if it's not rush more What do you say on this one? What do you say to your boys when you're drunk? All right, let's run it back tomorrow Okay, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, dude. Let's let's you know what? Let's go get brush Tomorrow like let's run it back. We gotta yeah. Yeah, because that happens so much. Oh, yeah, just like oh, we'll do this We'll do that. What are you gonna do? We'll go to a Cubs game. Yeah, we'll golf.

I once signed up for a 5K when I was drunk. She didn't show up the next day. Yeah, that's great though. Yeah, it was all great cancellation. Yeah, I've only done a 5K once in my life and you made me do it. Yeah, and you cheated. Yeah, I would have cheated more if I didn't have to.

You're gonna have to do that again this year, by the way. All right, so I'll do it. I'll do this time. For my fourth one. I'm gonna say I don't know. I think this is you're the best. That was your last one. No, Hank, who's turns it? Sorry. Who's turns it Hank? My bad. That's right. I Really think insert your quarterback's name here, is gonna be awesome this year. Let me rephrase that. I really think quarterback's name is gonna have a big year.

I like that, because it happened to me today, and I don't know if that's people just trying to be nice to me, but I had multiple people be like, yeah, Caleb Williams could be awesome. It happened to me twice today already. Where you just, whoever your quarterback is, you're like, I think Caleb Williams could be awesome. It happened to me twice today already. Yeah. Whoever your quarterback is, you're like, I think the system suits him really well.

I like it. The offensive coordinator is going to be really fit. Yeah, just talk about your sports teams or their sports teams. It reminds me a lot of Lamar Jackson. I like that. I like that. I like that.

I really think quarterbacks are going to be good. Max, have you said that to anybody? No, I feel like it. So you don't think that Jalen Hur think quarterbacks gonna be good. Max, have you said that to anybody? Um, no, I feel like... So you don't think that Jalen Hurts is gonna be good? Everyone knows Jalen Hurts is a good quarterback. Is he okay? Is he? Yeah, Jalen Hurts is a guy.

Oh, he's a good quarterback. Having to say he's a guy means you might be doubting. And it's interesting that he said that he's good. Like if I had the guy, I would be like, he's a fucking beast. Yeah, Max, did you ever figure out who that Eagle is here today what the Eagle that's Trevor Keegan that was already that was bad he just got drafted he just got drafted big cat was like that was I hyped you up but that was also on you cuz you didn't know him of course not he hates me he was like he was like I'm an Eagles player and

then I walk happened to be walking by he's like max is a die-hard Eagles guy yeah, and then he looked at me. He's like if you're such a die-hard Eagles guy who am I I'm like I don't fucking know dude. Yeah, but that's like that's like a 2% of the fan base yeah, he was like a mid-fifth round pick also shout out Probably gonna be a beast Graham Glasgow is the nicest guy in the world. He really is he's the best Yeah, I talked to him for like 20 minutes. Yeah, he's a great dude Graham Glasgow last pick I crushed his trap draft. Where are we going after this? Yeah, that is a good that is a good pick I I mean that's a great last pick

Cuz you're always trying to find the next move. um cuz you're always trying to find the next move Yeah, you're always trying to find the next move. Where are we going? I like where they're at yeah You'll just be like if I lose this draft. This is another reason of like everyone Max that's like a good strategy just attack literally miss the one one Yeah, yeah, one was easy your one one was terrible. I love you guys. I fucking love dude Yeah, now that was easy one. Okay, your one one was look at that girl Yeah, no, I fucking love you is the easiest Easiest one what it's awesome like you're saying that when you're oh my god guys don't look hot Drunk eyes don't like looking at other chicks and like not I don't I never look look at other chicks. I'm more likely to be like, dude, I fucking love you.

No, I do that too. Like right now, I fucking love you. I fucking love you, dude. I'm not going to be like, look at that chick. That sounds like you're stalking. So creepy. Yo, look at that chick. Look at her.

I also love my fucking girlfriend. Look at it. I also I also girlfriend That's thing about me. I was thinking for the masses like dudes love talking about like They do that's also that is a thing for sure talk yourself into a last place No, I haven't I actually crossed this without a a doubt. For sure. For sure. All right. Honorable mentions real quick. I have a couple old dude, old guy ones that I've watched. There's like kind of like the we should do this more often. Every time I've ever gone on a bachelor party, it's like, dude, wouldn't it be sick if we just got a house?

Like all of us together. Yeah, that's a good one. Like just and like live like left our lives and, that's a good one. Like just, and like left our lives and just hung out in a house. Dude, I- And you're in that like mid, like second day bachelor party. Let's write a movie. Yeah.

That's another one where you're drunk, you're like, this, everything's so funny, like. Yeah. We should fucking, we should write a movie. And then like, it does, unfortunately, with your friends, it's like, how are the kids? That kind of sucks. But that does happen.

Yeah. Compound talk. I have compound talk on almost every bachelor big group hangout. It's like, let's get a fucking compound. Yes. All lived together. Pool in the middle. Let's get a house.

Get our money together. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I do the move because guys don't really talk to each other That deeply I do the move at the end of the bachelor parties I just tell all my friends like tell me one thing that I can bring home with me when I get asked Yeah, that's good. Like give me like a work thing family to just give me one thing. I can be like, oh, yeah

He's doing this honorable mention. Did you hear how bad max is Mount Rushmore was the other day? Yep. No, this is my crush. Yeah Honorable mention, did you hear how bad Max is Mount Rushmore was the other day? Yup, yup. Now this is gonna crush. Yeah. Hey, how many bachelor, bachelor parties have you been to? Good question. Three? Not that many.

How many have you guys been to? A lot. Fifteen? Yeah, I would say, yeah, somewhere around twenty-ish. I've been to, well I've been to two of my, my two brothers, but I haven't been to any of my friends yet, and like I'm waiting for like that moment Yeah, I'll put this out there max is a good bachelor party hang the other one that I like to do like again Like this is more just

What I do, but I said big so. Oh, yeah That wouldn't have played Like when I'm with my friends if I'm walking or I was big So what about um, I think she's into you. I'm thinking like when I'm with my friends if I'm walking her I was like, sup. What about I think she's into you or I think she's into me? Like you run into a random girl. Like after someone says look at that chick? Yeah, but then after you look at her she comes by and then she just says something nice and

walks away and then you say I think she's into me or I think she's into you. Except everyone has that one friend that thinks- I'm in love with blank. Everyone has that one friend that thinks- Love with blank. Everyone has that one friend that thinks every chick is into him. Yeah. You're like, dude, that's just not possible. Oh, the car girl.

I think she's into me. Oh yeah, she's into me. No, she's not. Max, the bachelor party, I'm jealous because, I would say so, yeah, I've been to probably about 15, roughly. Hey big cat, can I give you a quick note? What?

People, they're gonna cook you for the posture. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm drunk. I'm just can I give you a quick note? What? People, they're gonna, they're gonna cook you for the posture. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. I'm drunk. I'm just looking out for you. I'm retired. I'm in retirement now. I'm not wearing my Kelsey cutoff jersey right now. I feel like shit, I'm in retirement. Bachelor parties like one through nine are the best. Then you get that like summer where you do a bunch and you're like I'm kind of burnt out. So then it becomes a little bit of a chore, but then you've got to hold on because the last couple are also the best because you're like, these are the end.

Like the last couple that I did, I was like, this is the end. Like I know all my friends are married. Like I'm, this is it, this is all I got. Really live it up. Yeah, I'm in like the middle of wedding season right now, but none of them are like my really like close boys. Yeah, you don't have it's like I don't have friends I have so many fucking friends. It's crazy But a

Lot of weddings a lot of bachelor party hypothetically speaking Just boys talking here. Mm-hmm my best friend just boys talking here. Mm-hmm. My best friends. Wait, wait, wait. Hypothetically speaking, boys talking here. What? Hank and Max, Shane and Memes, you can chime in.

At some point in the future, if you decide to get married, would PFT and I be invited to your bachelor party? Yeah. No, Shane? Shane says no. Yeah. Probably as smart as you.

I say yes, but you guys will not come. I'll come to your, no. I would say yes, and you guys better come. I think Hank. Oh, I'll come to yours. I think Hank would come, I think Hank is the only one that would come to my bachelor party.

I would come for a day. Max, I would go. I'd come for a day. I would, wait, where is it? My, the shore? No, no, no. Yeah, that's what I was worried about. My dream bachelor party is a forest, I'll say right now.

A forest? But it's so far away that no, it's a forest. Well, Hank's going to have Tom Brady and Jason Tatum on his bachelor party. I would want to do darts in Ireland or England. Ooh. And golf? That rocks.

Mine is also a big sporting event. It needs to be the real darts environment. But it would be, that seems like the best boys vibe. What do you got? Mine is also a big sporting event, which is sad because it's like, I'm not a huge Penn State football fan, but I think a Penn State weekend at UCLA would be fun or Washington. I want a sporting event weekend. At like, at like, you say it would be fun, or like Washington. Like I want like a sporting event that I care about.

You want like Penn State fucking Michigan? Like November? That would be fun. Max is correct, I am not going to Happy Valley for a match. Not Happy Valley, I want a way game. This is stupid, let's not talk about this. I don't fucking know.

Okay, yeah, good point. All right, we're gonna do Will with the concussion test. Okay, we're gonna end will with the concussion test Okay We're gonna end the show beer games With the drunkest guy in the world. That's will compton. You did it bro. Yeah, you did you did. Thank you Yeah, y'all said they're like obviously me and you went back and forth, but it's sitting there like Big cats like hey What if we come and surprise everybody?

Yeah. Cause I'm sitting there stubborn as fuck thinking like, hey, if there's anything that solves it, go ahead and do it, blah, blah, blah. We'd be up for it. Big Cat had the idea that everybody come and like come together. And legitimately, bro, walk a flock of flame.

You guys coming and having fun. You sitting there being like, hey, I didn't know that was what it was, my fault, blah, blah, blah. It truly meant a lot, legitimately. I love that. I didn't know that you were doing that, bro. I had a blast.

I know about the stuff behind the scenes you were dealing with. I was making jokes, but I'm very happy that we did that. Dude, we had so much fun. I retired from drinking games. You can't retire. I retired from drinking games. You are. I retired from drinking games. What you can't retire. I retired from you are I retired from drinking games. The ultimate warrior to now.

Yeah, you cannot retire. I had to declare myself a professional and I'm going to enter the Pro Sphere. I left myself open to unretire, but I'm retired as of right now. Yeah, I need a break. I might be retired. My body's hurt. I might be retired tomorrow morning when I wake up and then yes, and then we'll see right now I'm ready to you did another beer Olympics. I'm in it wouldn't even max bro, like Hank Max

The boys being like hey, are we gonna move it? Yada yada yada you guys buying in Honestly, all we ever wanted was you guys to be fired up. And it was, it was awesome. And BC, you know that. Yeah, no, I know. All we ever wanted was you guys. All we ever wanted was to do it in Nashville, cause this was fucking awesome.

It was great. The best, bro. I'm sitting there looking at Taylor, I'm like, dog, this, we should never leave, bro. This is it. I might've said on a confessional that I wanted to go home. But that's a fair thing for a guy who's 39 with three kids

and getting his ass kicked in a pool by offensive linemen and I was just like, I just want to go home and like see my kids. You know what my favorite part was? No spoilers. But we did lose one event early. And just getting into the pool and hanging out in the pool for like an hour while everyone else competed, that was maybe the best time. Just like chilling with Dana beers who by the way he doesn't drink beer anymore right but yeah just hanging with him and glenny

balls in the pool what a blunt rotation that was what you're looking at cats and it's kind of like are we about to get fucked up you kind of know like yo we're about to get wrecked yeah should we fully go there and things Jerry buying all the way in? Like, dude, the three beer chug is a genius starting thing because I was like, you were thinking you're thinking about going strategy. Yeah, yeah, we're thinking about ditching it. Yeah. Because some of us aren't that good at chugging beers. Will's got nothing behind his eyes right now.

Will's pumped up right now. I don't blame him because he hosted the Helluva Beer Olympics. I love it. I am truly, like, I am fired up. What do you think about Bureau Zympics where everybody just slams beer and then we get really fucking skinny out?

Ooh, I like that. Manjaro, where we just fucking shoot ourselves. Well, I do feel bad that I pulled you in the pool when you had your phone in your pocket, but it still works. Dude, it made for the best content. Yeah. You're sitting there and you're like, you know, obviously we went through whatever went through. Fuck it.

Fuck it. We had to bring it back to Nashville. If Dave doesn't do that, we obviously do not bring it back to Nashville if Dave doesn't do that we Obviously do not bring it back to Nashville right is what it is you guys wanted the entire time and When you're sitting there in the fucking pool pulling me in like that's the moment dude You saw my ass truly did not matter. I'm like, yo, big cats pulling me in. I sound ridiculous because we're fucked up right now. But I'm seriously thinking like, yo, I love this, bro.

I love you. Hey, I love you. I love you. Hey, Will, guess what? Right now, you're getting paid for this. I fucking like you. This is the dream job. Yes.

Will, have you ever uttered the words when you're drunk with your boys? Hey, look at that chick. When we were fucking Taylor and I were in the fucking mix of it and we were against Bakhtiari. That was a weird way of going off that. Hey, people were rooting for us. We were kind of rooting against Bakhtiari and we're sitting there like looking at his wife like, hey, we have to steal We have to we have to beat him in front of his wife. We have to fucking take this That's man shit. That's Like a hot girl like look at that girl. Yeah, bro. I need to come back. Yeah, you

Legitimately, I got a we got to steal that guy's wife you guys I'll tell you what I almost teed him up for that. One thing I know is with Will and Taylor, they, oh shit. Oh, no, I just spilled. They got you guys got a Spartan mentality for sure. Like we pull up to the gate and you're like, we're the 300. Yeah, these Persians and Taylor last year, like we were kind of, you know, a little abrasive about people beating us. But dude, you guys, big cat, you guys stepping in, it was, I am hammered.

You think Taylor really cares about this couch? Absolutely bro. Yeah, he absolutely cares about that couch. Taylor left, I promise you, he's sitting there thinking like, damn I wish he would just let me know I can I please be a part of this I say where I said to him. I tried to call him Call him right now max you too, bro Like the moment that you were sitting there like hey, are they gonna cancel this? Yada yada yada? Obviously, I was fired up about it. It is what it is when you guys fully bought in got off the It is what it is when you guys fully bought in got off the fucking trailer the body armor

and bought in dude max I was So fired up. Yeah. No, it was so much fun number one. Good 50 Obviously, we you know, we have our our commonalities about the whole thing, but even big cat we went back and forth about it all Big cows on vacation. Dude, I'm so happy you guys came. I'm happy to be here, guys. I am so hammered. We're for the boys.

Your boys are smiling right now because I'm hammered, but I'm legitimately for the boys. We're for the boys. I'm so hammered. Respect. So I was thinking earlier today that I don't remember any of the questions that they asked us when we did the interview earlier

Yeah, we have her concussion. I have no idea you guys ready Carlos Dunlap wait No, I'm gonna ask questions good. We just got it ready. I'm nail these okay. What was each other? We got we got boys Let will go first p. Okay, all right. We'll try And then we'll send it. Oh, yeah. I know a couple. I don't know all of them. I was trying to remember the story this morning. Oh, I have no idea. And I don't know. The first one is four random words, which is the toughest one, probably. I do know. What do you mean? I know at least three of these. Four random words from the interview that we just did. My mind actually might be sharper than it's ever been because

one of them was. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, let him try. Let him try. Let him try. Let's say Carlos Dunlap. No, no, you're not that. What do you what? I think one of it was Tits. No, it's Tits and AskAlora.com. Yes, yes. I actually love doing this because my mind,

I haven't thought of it until this morning. I was like, damn, what's the reason? I think you'll trap because Will used to jerk off to it. Jerk off. I think there should be a reasoning for each of these. My dad Oh, I might not have reasonings. My dad pulled me aside and go,

hey, what's titsassglor.com? And I'm like, dad. Dad. He goes, you ever fucking log on to that? I will box, I will box your fucking jaws in yeah I'm not joking. I love my dad did bill Compton jr. Is the absolute best where you will come to the third the third How you murrow the third but my dad is w3 was? hardcore

For whatever reason about porn because my boy we go over to his spot like oh shit we can hit up some porn and my parents won't know we go over to his spot jerk off together yeah make I'm not joking yeah no my boy me my boy Logan Logan's out there taking straight yeah we got out Logan. If you're listening to AWL, it's awesome you got to jerk off. We would sit there and like, yo, we had a jerk off moment. Hey, you would stare at each other. Yeah. Hey, you do your thing.

I'm going to go in the other room. I leave the other room. Oh, it sounded like you were staring each other while you jerked off. He would hit the thing and his dad was like, hey, you guys got to chill out. Like I have to clean the computer up. Yeah, because then he's going to get in trouble. Yeah, not because the car, the woman in the house. Yeah, not because all that stuff bumps in there like, you know, you're defiling

his dad, you know, because we would get done every day, probably middle school. Yeah. And we'd be like, you, we can drive by Logan's house. Logan would have us in the basement. His dad would find all this shit and be like, hey, you guys gotta calm down because you guys are out of control. You drive by his house to this day and get a boner. Yeah.

Hey, your mom's gonna find you out. Yeah. Your mom's gonna find you out. And that was titsnascalore.com. I love it. We have so much more to get. My dad was like, you out. And that was TitsNaskeloir.com. We have so much more to get to. And my dad was like, hey you have to get to TitsNaskeloir.com. Do you have any other of the words? I have all five.

No, three more. Carlos Dunlap. I have them all. Ready? Monday, 30% vibes. All of those are correct. Let's go. Vibes. Now I don't know what Monday,

oh, Monday is because you told me. You know Monday. That it was on Monday. Not the 25th. 30% I think is Taylor Swift. Yup. All right. Vibes. Vibes at what?

That she was gonna come to beer games. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Hank. Which is, that was my favorite. Hey, they drove a boat. Hank was ready to kill somebody for you. No, no, no, we're gonna get to that. We're gonna get to that.

He's gotta do the, I don't know what vibes were. I think it's just bring the vibes to the beer Olympics. You want me to tell you what vibes were? What was vibes? That was when you were gonna trade our memes for their memes. Oh yeah, better vibes. Who were the vibes guys?

Oh yeah, shit. What do you mean trade our memes for their memes. Oh yeah. Better vibes. Who are the vibes guys? Oh yeah. What do you mean by our memes for their memes? Our memes for one of your memes guys. You said we had to add- That's memes. You said we had to add cash for your memes? Cash considerations.

Dude. And Shane by the way, he's never had a hot dog. Hey Wacken fought the Flame being like yo we need glizzies? Yeah. Is it not insane? He said that? Yeah. Shane would have had his first glizzy. He goes how we gonna have a white boy party and we gonna be drinking and being drunk and we not gonna have glizzies? I was like hey Mr. Wacaflaka. He was awesome. You know Shane's never had a lemonade. You? You never had a lemonade? Lemonade or hot dog.

He had his first sandwich last week. He's never had a cupcake. Legitimately, you never had a lemonade? Never had a cupcake. Why? He's never had pretzels. Why? He's weird, dude.

Yeah. He's a weirdo. I truly don't. We're gonna trade our memes for your memes and a bro to be named later? Fuck that dude. We'll take your guys' memes. You can have them. Why is it funny?

I don't understand why you're sitting there laughing about you. Oh shit, breaking moves. Oh no. Breaking moves. This better not be serious. Breaking moves. Is this about the Kelsey's?

Breaking moves. Dude, the fucking Swifties. Taylor Swifties. Breaking moves. I want about the Kelsey's? Breaking moves. Dude, the fucking Swifties. Taylor Swifties. Breaking moves. I want Will's thoughts first. Okay. The Brooklyn Nets have agreed in principle on a trade to send Mikhail Bridges to the New York Knicks

for Bojan Bogdanovich for unprotected first round picks, a protected first round pick via bucks, an unprotected pick swap, a second rounder sources tell ESPN Will thoughts Dude, I am so fired up for JJ ready being the Will's a huge huge NBA second round pick swap Protected some first rounders and bogdano bug you beyond a bitch is the Lakers? No, they're going to the Knicks and the Nets. Knicks, I don't get what's so funny.

It's Brooklyn and Manhattan. Shane's laughing at you right now. Shane, shout out Shane. Shout out Shane. Dude, I have no clue what the fuck's going on with the NBA. Shane watched his first hockey game last night. Wait, so when JJ got the call,

I remember texting him like, dog, hey your pizza takes are terrible, but shout out you for getting the fucking LA Lakers job. It's pretty good. Because he's thinking about going to Franklin. What? He's thinking about going to Franklin in Nashville, bro. What, Franklin what?

Oh, like moving to Franklin Tennessee oh but now he's moved to LA yeah yeah but at the top of that yeah he said they're calling me he goes a come you and Taylor he goes keep it keep what you guys got and I literally sat there and I'm thinking to myself Yeah, is there a reason you're telling me that's how I feel right now he goes man keep it simple. Oh, and I was like Hey He goes up I go The most insane I? I go, I go, can I?

I'm believing what's on the internet, right? Like you're you're the L.A. Lakers coach. He's like, no, no, I'm not. I have no clue what's about to happen. I'm about to call is I'm about to call the Franklin Franklin Franklin,

Franklin, the Franklin Mayor. Game seven series. Oh, yeah. I'm about to call the finals. Yeah. Game. You didn't know the name of the finals? Yeah. He goes, he goes, it's all I know. I'm focused on talking Michael laughing and I'm

laughing with him because I gave him a couple of schools because he was asking like, uh, you know, what, what, you know, what are the spots down south and Franklin that would be good? Right. I'm giving him a couple of schools, but I'm like laughing. I'm like, is there a reason you south in Franklin that would be good, right? I'm giving them a couple schools But I'm like laughing. I'm like is there a reason you're telling me this he goes man

He goes I have a few masters. He goes I have the masters like The old man in three that's a master. Mm-hmm. He goes to run big boss. Yeah Yeah, he goes to the brown this new pot. I came out with yeah It's a master ESP is a master all these things are masters He goes what you and Taylor have is so fun. You guys need to just keep it simple, right? Don't get caught up in everything else and we're literally I'm sitting there thinking to myself. Yo, JJ Reddick is calling me. He had called me. And I'm thinking to myself, is he the new LA Lakers head coach?

Cause I'm congratulating him. And he's sitting there like, hey, keep what you and Taylor have. And we sit there in silence for a moment. And I go, is there a reason you're telling me this? and he's like man you have all these different masters what you guys have in the Barstow world and you guys can relate to this he's like you guys have so much fun like when you make it serious it is a different world that you guys are in. Talking to Mike Billy.

Yeah, yeah. He's like, this is a different world that you guys are in. Just make sure you continue to have fun. And make the most of it. Yeah, it is great. No one gives us notes about anything. We just get to say, we get to do this. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm sitting there like JJ Reddick is calling me. My boys that is obsessed with JJ Reddick back in the day. NCAA, you're you're fighting for Duke or UNC. And this dude is calling me, telling me, being like, hey, what you guys have? Keep it. Do you think keep it safe? You think JJ can make LeBron better than MJ?

I have no clue. All I say that I am absolutely hammered right now saying that you are. Yeah. Wait, what do you think about the Mikhail Bridges trade, though? Well, I don't even know who that is, bro.

I don't know who that is. I'll explain it to you. Bogdan Bogdanovich. Mikhail Bridges, Max is very upset right now because Mikhail Bridges is one of his favorite Villanova players and now the Knicks have literally every single Villanova player that he loves. I also know him, like I've known him for a very long time.

I've known him since I was in middle school. When you say that, what does that mean? It's like if the Cowboys had every Nebraska player. No, like I grew up, I grew up with Mikhail, like I know Mikhail and I'm upset. And he's a Sixers fan and the Knicks are really good and they have all my Nova guys And I hate and Jay writes on my gonna coach him. It was the one thing that part Yeah, it was the one thing that I could hold on to he's gonna coach him and do a better job Yeah, then the Jay, right? Yeah, it was the one thing that I could hold on to because I'm a huge Nova

basketball fan and For forever. I was like alright at least McHale's not there like I know I've known the couch since I was in like the sixth grade Yeah and Now he's with like my least favorite team with like all my other favorite players and Nova Yes, and it really hurts and I was just going right there trying to figure out you're upset. No, I'm very I'm'm very upset. He's very upset. I'm actually very upset.

He's very upset. Are you a basketball guy for real? Yeah. He's a hoop head. I'm as big of a villain. I'm more of a Villanova basketball fan than anything. He's about to cry. So all of the Villanova basketball guys being at the Knicks sucks, especially the one guy

that like, like if I were to see McHale like walking down the street I'd be like That's that's my guy like I just When you see JJ get the head coach here for the What is that you literally nothing? I don't care about the Lakers at all Like I care about will interviewed one basketball player and that's all he brings it back to no No question Like I care about the next. Will interviewed one basketball player, and that's all he brings it back to. No, I love that. I love that. No, no question, big cat. I'm sitting there, I'm like, I remember hitting my boys up

because they were so obsessed with JJ Reddick. Everybody was. Every white boy was that, you know, tried to shoot the three. And when we had him on the pod, I remember hitting my boys up, like, yo, JJ Reddick came on the podcast. He had a abysmal Pizza review about you know, whatever he said She was garbage

But other than that I'm thinking to myself like yo, how sick is it that JJ read it came on my podcast? How sick is it that JJ read it came on the podcast? You know what I mean? And now that he has the head coaching job, I'm not a big basketball guy. You know, clearly I'm not sitting here, you know, JJ Reddick's sitting here, what was it, a fourth grade head coaching job that he had? Yeah. He's kind of like a pioneer for a guy who is... A podcaster. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The athletes, podcaster, everything else. It just fires me up that he has a head coaching job. And Sal LeBron James, low-key, made himself into a head coach. And it's crazy that Nova has all these players on Knicks. That is crazy. When you say Nova, is that where Max comes in? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Max is a big fan. So you do you hate JJ? I have no, like, JJ means nothing to me right now. I'm like going through it right now that like... Oh! Will, I will. Hey, hey, hey, hey, Will, Will, Will, stop. Also, Will, this is another thing. The Sixers were also rumored to go after him because the Sixers drafted Macau.

When you say Sixers are going after him, you're saying Philly went after JJ to be the head coach. I, I, I... We already had JJ. I'm sorry. Hey, hey, Will, let's bring this back. Will. Dude, pardon my take, back. Well, dude part my take Sorry, I'm like fucking up. It's beer Olympics. Well, what do you think about the McHale Bridges trade? I

don't I'll be honest. I don't who's Michael. He's really good Where did he come from? He was Now he's on the Knicks, which is one max least his favorite teams. Is he a Laker? Dude all this has happened. I swear to God. I'm just like rooting for J. J That's huge yeah, it's like JJ My boys my boys are so I don't know. The boys are pumped. Yeah, the boys are pumped.

Yeah, boys are pumped. I sit there and brag to him. I'm like, hey, literally JJ Reddick came on the podcast. Yeah, good dude. Boy, big. What about what about somebody beat him? What about Bogdan Bojanovic? I don't know. He got you. He just got traded. Yeah, I'm sorry. For McHale Bridges. That's why y'all are number one, man. Y'all are, you know, I have no clue. I think he's a JJ guy. I think JJ could do something good with him. I'm all about

JJ. Yeah, you are. I respect that. Yeah. Like there's if there's any question out there, if Will Compton is a fan of JJ Reddick, let's put that to bed. I'm trying to keep going. there's any question out there. Will Compton is a fan of JJ Reddick. Let's put that to bed. I'm trying to keep going. A good school. A concussion test, Will. A good home. Hey, we did the words. Okay. All right. Carlos Dunlap. That is going to come up, I think. All right. Go. Go. Ask a question. I have to pull it. I have to pull it. Like, all right. This one's you. You know this answer. Tennessee, Peerless Price. Bang. I remember that one. Wait, the question was where did Peerless Price go to school?

Nose. Yeah, yeah. Okay. That is correct. Good answer. Who has the longest Russian Super Bowl history? That would be Fat, is that Fat Sully Parker? Yes. Bang. Next question.

What running back has led the position in Yak in 2020? Breeze Hall. Nice. You guys are all over this. I'm not. Breeze Hall. Let's let Will answer. Say the question.

Breeze Lightning. What running back has led the position in Yak in the past year? Breeze Hall. Yeah. Will. There we go. Fuck yes. The boy. All right, Will, this one's also for you.

Ready? Oh, come on, Will. You got this. I got you. Who was the only AFC team to win a Super Bowl but not an AFC championship game? This one's for you, Will. Come on, Will. Jets.

Yes. Yes. Yeah, Jets. We got this. Yeah. Jets. Nailed it. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nailed it. You guys are so close. Last one, I'm not even going to ask a question. What is it? No, no, no, do it. Carlos Dunlap. Yeah. That's who is the Bengals all time sack leader.

Hey, that's you, BC. Or big CD. Who is the Bengals all time sack leader? Carlos Dunlap. Yes. Nailed it. OK. Do we do the, uh... No, we're going to do the riddle, and then... The story's the hardest part. Do you think there's still some pizza outside?

Yes, 100%. I forgot. The story is the hardest part. OK. So we're going to do the riddle first, and then we're going to get to the story. OK. Doctor, who's the woman?

Oh, I... OK. Where's Hank? My brain is a steel trap. What has four fingers and a thumb but isn't alive? Oh, I remember this, Will, you got it? You got it, Will, Will, Will, Will, get it. You got it, glove, glove.

All right, last thing, story. The Hamburg helper glove. You said that. Okay. Hang on, hang on. Big Cat's got it. No, no, I have to start, I need some help. All right, I'm gonna start. I need some help. All right.

I'm gonna ask you details along the way. Ronan, Ronan, Hank are in a boat. Yes. Ronan, Hank. Already wrong. Hank is in a boat. Hank is in a boat with Max. Yes.

Correct. Hank and Max go to a boat. And then Hank crashes the boat. Yeah. Yes. Wrong. Okay. The boat, the boat.

The boat's out of gas. The boat boat has a problem Hank is there to save it no no no Hank and Max are in a boat we're gonna I'm gonna give you a gas I'm gonna give you runs out of gas that's not exactly correct I'm gonna give you breaks engine stalled engine stalls and then no Yeah, Hank hits max in the head with the paddle besides. I'm gonna fuck him up. No, yeah, no No, yeah, no Rome shows up bang Shut up, man. What was what he show up on though? There was a detail. He showed up like hey I'm about to save y'all boys. No, no, no, no, no

On a he he's something blue something blue is correct Oh, no is the correct color which is way more impressive than you that you remember something was a Robo nope. He is stabs Macs key. Yeah, Jetski stabs Macs in the head. No screwdriver No, oh, oh But why did he, Rone said I can only take one of you. Right, yes. And then Max stabs Hank in the head

with a screwdriver? Rone stabs Max in the head. Rone stabs Hank in the head. Hank. With a screwdriver. No, Max stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. No, Rone stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. Wrong. Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver. Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver. No, Rone stabs Hank in the head with a screwdriver. Wrong. Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver.

Hank stabs Max in the head with a screwdriver. And then he gets on the jet ski. They drive off. And they go back to shore. There you go. Fen. That's the whole story. Is that it?

That's the whole story, yeah. You want me to read it? Yeah. Max and Hank went out on the boat. Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in went out on the boat. Hank was confident in his boating abilities until the engine stalled and we were stuck in the middle of the lake. Luckily, Rowan had a blue jet ski on the shore and was able to come out

for a rescue mission. But the jet ski only had room for one person on the jet ski. So Hank stabbed Max with a screw. The fact that you remembered screwdriver is very impressive. Well, very impressive. I thought that was going to be the one that got everyone out of place and hopped very impressive. You just did a good job Well, that's all that was a lot of fun. We had a great day. We're gonna guess a random number Right now to end the show one through a hundred one through 100 one through 100. All right, you can't guess 18

I'm down So say any number. Okay, ready? What's the number? Hey, hang on a second. I'm- All you gotta do is guess a number. You're saying a number.

Three means six, three. Shane. I'm gonna say 25 for Mikhail's Nova number. I'm gonna say eight. I'm gonna say 18 for Mikhail's Nova number. I'm gonna say 8. I'm gonna say 18. Oh okay I'll say 65. What does that mean? 15. None of us got it. It's something Buston will probably do in like three years. Love you guys. Hahahaha! I don't know what to say or say anyway Today's a night of day, I'm in shock

I'll be coming for your love okay Shock, I'll be coming for your love okay Feel less to say, I won't say it But I feel so let up wait So let me learn that life is okay Say after me, it's ready to be safe and sound Say it after me I'm ready to be safe and sound Take me home Take me home

Take me home Take me home Take me home Take me home Take me home I'm feeling the same, easy love Just play that lullaby You open back up, you remember I'll be the same as you are, but just way up low anyway You all think back, I do remember

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